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[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg|thumb|[[Guro|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]
[[Image:Clitoris.gif|thumb|right|200px|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]
[[File:Clitoris YOU.jpg|thumb|[[Not to be confused with]] Pokémon]]

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The '''clitoris''' is the most sensitive part of the human body, containing 8,000 times more nerve endings than the male Penis. In developmental biology this developed from a [[futa|woman's equivalent to a cock]], but because as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller and infinitely more sensitive, but when stimulated it can drive a girl to the state of near-insanity and absolute euphoria. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]]
  {{quote|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br>  those who know where the clitoris is,<br>  those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br>  Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.|
 the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}}


Like Bigfoot, there are a lot of fake pictures on the [[internets]] showing the clitoris. These pictures are usually blurry or, in the case of video, too shaky to make out any detail. Most anatomical pictures show something labeled as a clitoris. This is done purely for the [[lulz]], as every REAL gynecologist knows that there is no such thing. Anyone who tries to tell you where the clitoris resides is probably an [[scientologist|e-doctor]]. Any bumps around the [[cunt]] are definitely a sign of [[aids|herpesyphigonohepachlamitaids]], and one should proceed to panic. 10% of all people who manage to remove the bump are cured, however the remaining [[Over_9000|393%]] die instantly.

==Legends Surrounding the Clitoris==
Like most mythical beings, the clitoris is said to have magical powers.
===The "Female Cock" Myth===
The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for [[feminist]]s. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the [[cock]]. This idea is of course absurd as they only believe such ridiculous nonsense to try and prove they are equal to [[men]] - even if the clitoris did exist, its minute size, high sensitivity and extreme fragility shows that [[god]] made all [[women]] inferior to males.

Scientists who have been trying to study this elusive entity have concluded that the clitoris has no purpose other than to give pleasure to the female. This makes the fact that some men enjoy snipping them off all the more lulzy.

====Female Ejaculation====
[[Image:Clitoral_Stimulation.jpg|thumb|right|200px|If discovered and successfully stimulated, the clitoris may make the female's head spin around.]]
Because women don't produce semen (including you [[Thomas Beatie]]) just what exactly they are ejaculating is a [[It is a mystery|mystery]]. She's probably [[piss|just pissed on you]]. If a so-called female ejaculates on you, chances are she's a [[trap]], [[transvestite]] or [[transexual]] (maybe [[Chyna]]). If you only notice this after s/he has experienced orgasm, chances are you are either blind or a [[sick fuck]] who enjoys these abominations of nature.

As [[you]] can tell, when women pay too much attention to the clitoris it can grow to unbelievable proportions, thus evolving them into [[dickgirls]]. This only goes to prove that raging [[feminazis]] and [[lesbians]] secretly yearn to become men. Luckily there is a solution to this problem.

=== Female Circumcision ===
{{Main|Circumcision#Female circumcision}}
[[Image:Cutyerclitoff.jpg|thumb|What to do when you spot the clitoris.]]
[[Image:CircumcisedWoman.jpg|thumb|Circumcised Vaginas are also smooth as fuck!]]
[[Muslims|Some cultures]] circumcise women to get rid of the clitoris's natural habitat, usually out of fear. Strangely enough most of these acts are preformed in [[Africa]]. The reason for this is simple - in order to keep up the [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|myth of large negro cocks]] they must eliminate the competition, and that includes clits barely half an inch long.

[[Some argue]] that if this is true, why don't [[chinks]] and [[japs]] (well-known for their incredibly small penii) do the same? This answer to this is that the [[Japanese]] are also well-known for their sexual perversions. Believing in such strange things as the clitoris probably turns them on.

==Fun Facts==
* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].
* Because the female spotted hyena's clitoris is 90% the size of the male spotted hyena's penis, their clitoris is called a "pseudo-penis", and they urinate, mate, and giving birth through it. Giving birth through this enlarged erectile clitoris is really like [[mpreg|giving birth through your penis]]:
{{Squote|Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body. [...] "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem." The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers|[http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html "The Painful Realities of Hyena Sex"] at livescience.com}}
: The female spotted hyena also has a "pseudo-scrotum".[https://books.google.com/books?id=11f2zMjqqVkC&pg=PA2023&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false] Female spotted hyenas have ballsacks; they are fucking weird.

==Gallery==
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File:Pussy prolapse.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris
File:Mike_lit.jpg|Beware a clit on the property bladder
File:Clitoris-Discovered-DeepThroat.png|Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat.
File:Misogynist lulz.jpg|A clit collector
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==External Links==
* [http://www.the-clitoris.com/ www.the-clitoris.com] ("Congrats! You've Finally Found It!")
* [http://www.sexinhumanloving.com/clitoris.html How to find the clitoris]

==See Also==
* [[Cock]] - VERY self-evident
* [[Cunt]]
* [[Ejaculate]]
* [[Circumcision#Female circumcision|Female Circumcision]]
* [[Feminism]]


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