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'''Clay Duke''' was [[an hero]], who would do anything for his wife. Sadly his efforts to defend his wife ended when he took [[V for Vendetta]] a little too seriously. On [[Sandy Hook|December 14]], [[2010]], it was time to die. 

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==Events==
[[File:Chaotic_good_v.jpeg|thumb|left|[[Shit|This]] is what Clay Duke actually believed.]]
[[File:Kapow.gif|thumb|right|[[Fat|This]] is Clay Duke [[IRL]]]]
[[File:How do i shot gun.jpg|thumb|right|[[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I Shot Gun?]]]]
[[File:Ginger.gif|thumb|right|Ginger's [[Insane|crazy]] [[Shit|antics]].]]
[[File:Badass_woman.jpg|thumb|right|[[A challenger appears]], Oshi-]]
Mr. Duke reportedly showed up early to a school board meeting. When it was his turn to talk he calmly approached a wall and spray painted a v for vendetta sign. Showing his class, he let the women go so he could have a chat with the board. Some dumb bitch named [[Ginger]] Littleton <s>(facebook [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=594777007 here])</s> was seen sneaking up on the gunman and swinging her purse in an attempt to knock the gun out of his hand. She fails miserably but her life was spared by the honorable Mr. Duke. He then proceeds to tell his [[baw]] story about how his wife was fired. If his weight is any indication, it's probably because nobody likes fat chicks. He went on about the plight of the jew, among other things. 

{{quote|I don't want anybody to get hurt. I've got a feeling that what you want, is you want the cops to come in and kill you because you are mad. Because you said you are going to die.|Board member|on trolling people with guns.}}

After attempting to reason their way out of the situation, he decides to start shooting. Unfortunately, he missed every single shot and was forced to take his own life after a brief exchange of gunfire with security officers. Your wife is sure to get a job now! Good job! 

{{quote|My Testament: Some people (the government sponsored media) will say I was evil, a monster (V)... no... I was just born poor in a country where the Wealthy manipulate, use, abuse, and economically enslave 95% of the population. Rich Republicans, Rich Democrats... same-same... rich... they take turns fleecing us... our few dollars... pyramiding the wealth for themselves. The 95%... the us, in US of A, are the neo slaves of the Global South. Our Masters, the Wealthy, do, as they like to us..|from Clay's [[Facebook]]}}

==Conspiracy==
There is a conspiracy theory surrounding the story that says Clay was actually firing blanks (in more than one way), and the security guard was the one who actually killed him.
Another conspiracy theory is that he was a /b/tard, due to his fondness for Alan Moore comics.
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|0|NOBODY DIED LOL|0|DIDN'T EVEN HIT ANYBODY LOL|5|Tried to shoot up a school board meeting.|0|Nobody cared|0|K-D went negative.|5|'''Z--'''|You get nothing, faggot}}

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==Gallery==
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File:Advice_duke.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]]
File:Duke_rage_quits.jpg|[[Advice Dog|Advice Duke]]
File:Clay_Duke_on_Humanism.jpg
File:1292387296785.jpg|Duke is [[Awesome]]</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
File:Efg_duke_1.jpg|[[Epic Fail Guy|Epic Fail Duke]]
File:Efg_duke_2.jpg|Incoming!
File:Efg_duke_3.jpg|fuck the polic--
File:Fucking VATS.png|[[At least 100|Under 100 Percent]]
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==External Links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001890028704 Clay's facebook]
*[http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/14/florida.meeting.shooting/index.html?hpt=T1 Full article]
*[http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/12/husband_of_fired_school_employ.html Another article]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1338645/Florida-school-board-shooting-Moment-gunman-Clay-Duke-opens-fire.html Yet ANOTHER article]

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