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[[Image:FenceSitter.jpg|thumb|right|That guy that called you an extremist for taking a side]]
'''Centrists''' are to [[liberalism|liberals]] and [[conservatism|conservatives]] what [[agnosticism|agnostics]] are to [[atheists]] and [[christian]]s, or what bisexuals are to [[fags|faggots]] and straight people. They're too lazy to form an actual opinion. Centrist think leaning slightly left or right of center makes you a [[hippie]] or [[survivalist]] [[some argue|respectively]]. However, no true centrist exists, as they will side with the [[democrats]] or [[republican]]s on at least one particular issue. [[13 year old boys|People]] usually discover that they're "centrist" when entering high school.

== In Politics ==
'''Becoming a Centrist Candidate''' happens when a [[pedophile|politician]] wants to be elected in a place where one party does not entirely [[rape|dominate]] the other, and to win a candidate must get support from both sides. A particularly lulzy example is the [[America|American]] presidential race. In the primaries, the [[Obama|Democratic]] candidate will smoke a joint, let a gang of [[Nigger|black persons]] fuck his wife, [[Mongo|have sex with a tree]], read bedtime stories to a glacier, and generally let all the [[hippie]] fucks, white-guilting yuppies, and ugly [[Wiccan|moon women]] stand around and cum in his mouth. The [[Republican|Republican]] presidential primary consists of each candidate being placed on the back of a Humvee with a .50 Cal at the [[Mexico|Mexican]] border. The dude with the highest kill count (To be determined by [[Rush_Limbaugh|sanctioned RNC observers]]) will be awarded the candidacy. After winning the primary, while showering off [[period|blood]] and/or [[cum|semen]], the candidate shall realize that the country still contains a fair number of Those Other People. Then, two previously mighty lulzwarriors will transform into bloodless, [[Hillary_Clinton|dickless]] centrists who live in fear of offending even the [[retard|pettiest]] special interest groups.

== On the issues ==
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* [[Abortion]] is a [[oxymoron|woman's right]], but as long as they don't kill the [[baby]]
* [[Gun]]s are good but they cause crime
* believing that right and wrong are relative
* bisexuality is good
* have [[batshit insane|bipolar disorder]]
* obsess over video games, yet refuse to take a side in the "[[AVGN|console war]]", instead playing [[Halo|PC games]]
* raping little boys AND girls
* Supporting "[[Ron Paul|Dr. Paul]]" because "zOMG!!1 he's third party!!"

== Famous Centrists ==
* [[Thanos]]: Only Genocide Half the Universe
* [[Adolf Hitler]]: Only gas the Jews, Faggots and Retards. Allows Niggers, Shitskins and Japanese to live.
* [[Mike Pence]]: wasn't as much as a [[Republican|Retardican]] after [[2020 Presidential Elections#Aftermath|the leopards]] [[Hypocrisy|bit his face]].

== Sites ==
* http://www.uscentrist.org/
* [[Urban Dictionary]] on [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=centrist&r=f centrists]
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