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[[File:Arminmeiwes.jpg|thumb|left|The [[Vore|Voraphile]], himself.]]
'''Armin Meiwes''' is an [[insane]] [[cannibal]]istic [[sick fuck|German]] [[internet]] hero who became known as the "Rotenburg Cannibal" or "Der Metzgermeister" (The Master Butcher or, more literally, The Generally Likable and Rather Quite Jovial Fellow if You Met Him Socially) after cutting off the penis of some guy he met online AND EATING IT.
[[Image:Bobbitt.jpg|thumb|left|YUMMY.]]
[[File:Bite-dick blood.jpg|thumb|Delicious cock,I MUST EAT IT!!!!]]

== IRL [[Vore]] ==
[[Image:Taiwan.jpg|thumb|[[cock|Armen's dinner plate]].]]
Armin Meiwes posted an advertisement on the Internet, looking for a willing victim. [[An hero|Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes]] [[Suicide|replied to his posting]], and they arranged to meet so Meiwes could [[pwn|kill]] and eat Brandes. They both had a [[shit]]load of [[sick fuck]] sex. At the end, before killing Bernd, Armin cut off his penis and they ate it together. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis rare, but could not [[Lulz|because it was too tough and as he put it, "chewy".]] Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper and garlic. The whole thing was video taped, and after many journalists saw it they took the [[pussy]] route out by whining like a baby to their psychiatrist. Armin Meiwes is now in jail, and the other dude is [[pwned|dead]]. [[Some argue|Some believe]] he shouldn't be convicted at all since Brandes agreed to the act.

As of now, Armin Meiwes is no longer a cannibal. He no longer eats any form of [[Cock|meat]] for that matter. He now believes killing and eating [[people]] (even those who consent to the act) is [[Moralfag|morally wrong]] and he has since converted to [[Vegetarian|vegetarianism]] because he thinks [[LOL WUT|human flesh tastes far too similar to animal flesh]]. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-495132/Worlds-infamous-cannibal-vegetarian.html No, we're not kidding.]

== [[Fanboi]]s ==
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Famous [[homosexual]] band [[Rammstein]] learned of Meiwes in 2004 after reading a German news article about him in the midst of a [[circle jerk]] and [[mantrain]] session. Fantasizing and [[masturbating]] over thoughts of experiencing such acts themselves, they were inspired to write the song "Mein Teil" (German for "my thang"). They then put it on their album ''Reise Reise'' (German for "[[Mantrain|All aboard]]"), though not before also throwing in some lines evoking [[Nazi mysticism]] and other glorification of Hitler. This song is now Germany's national anthem, thereby proving that all Germans are Nazis and all Germans also love [[Cock|teh cock]].

==Galley of Vore==

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File:Armin-meiwes-armin-meiwes-demotivational-poster.jpg
File:Holyshitcannibalad.jpg|He looks more like [[Gordon Ramsay]]. Still, that is as equally dangerous.
File:The main course.jpg|[[Faggot|This man]] went great with salt, pepper, wine and garlic. 
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File:Deliciousmeat.jpg|Looks [[fucking]] [[OM NOM NOM NOM|delicious]].
File:Butchering.jpg
File:Humanmeat.jpg|Armin is a skilled butcher.
File:Sizzleing cock.gif|Yummy.
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== See Also ==
*[[Sharon Lopatka]]
*[[Dicks Everywhere]]

== External Links ==
*[[Wikipedia:Armin Meiwes|What, you thought we were making this shit up?]]
*{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/164822/the-cannibal-from-rotenburg|Armin's chatlogs and moar pix at}} [[Watchpeopledie.tv]] {{archive|es6Sb}}
* [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-policeman-denies-murdering-man-he-met-on-cannibalism-website-9686962.html August 2014: A CHALLENGER APPEARS]


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