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[[Image:Aneros.jpg|thumb|[[Stick it in her pooper|STICK IT IN YOUR POOPER]]]]

The future is now. You knew it was going to happen sooner or later. It has become en vogue for straight men, such as [[you|yourself]] to stick things up their bum for sexual pleasure. Welcome to the world of '''Aneros''', the $80 piece of plastic that is showing straight men what they've [[Anal sex|been missing]]. It was developed by [http://www.aneros.com/ The Aneros Company] for the purpose of [[bisexual|over-sexing]] the world into a state of frenzy so they can [[The Man|gain control]]. Who knows what diabolical scheme they may have in store. It won't be long, the [[Japanese]] have already accepted Aneros as [[Raptor Jesus|Their Lord and Saviour]].

==The Super-O Propaganda==
[[Image:Super Orgasm ego death.gif|thumb|Super Orgasm will become the hallucinogen that consumes us]]
Aneros promises sexual fulfillment by stimulating the Male [[Lie|G-Spot]]. When you squeeze your [[asshole|shit scissor]] the lumpy plastic dong pushes against your prostate, eventually achieving orgasm. Its hands free operation makes one handed surfing no longer the [[an hero|only option]]. The workers of the world will stop masturbating in the bathrooms at their offices, and masturbate at will while working. The Fapomania caused by these promised "Super Orgasms" lead to [[LSD|ego death]], and production world wide will slowly grind to a halt. The battle will be over.
{{quote|We've had customers tell us that in the midst of these "Super-Orgasms" their beds shake uncontrollably, they lose all sense of time, and '''<i>make "fierce" animal noises</i>'''.|'''The plot unfolds'''}}
[[Image:Dogknotvsaneros.gif|thumb|left|Dog Knot vs. Aneros<br>Part of a Greater Conspiracy?]]
[[Furry|Fur Faggotry]] is part of the summary plot. Much more easy and less embarrassing to purchase than the traditional [http://www.furrystyle.com/shopfurry/home.php?cat=52 dog knot], Furries will assimilate into this new sexual culture quickly. After all, they already make [[yiff|"fierce animal noises"]]. As furries spread [[AIDS]] due to the expanded sympathetic audience, Fur [[Faggotry]] will bring common social skills to their knees, reducing us all to sweaty over-sexed Neanderthals in [[Beastpaint]].

==Japan==
[[Image:Enemagrabook.jpg|thumb|330 pages of [[Moonspeak]] devoted to Aneros and its uses.]]
The '''Enemagra''', as the Aneros is known to the Japanese, has taken hold most quickly in [[Japan]]. Due to their lack of a human soul, the Japanese quickly succumb to the Aneros' <s>wiles</s> wills. They have started splitting off into [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.bii.ne.jp/pines/enemagra/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=2&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Denemagra%2Bclub%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DDVFD,DVFD:1970--2,DVFD:en%26sa%3DN   clubs] and have begun worshiping their new idol. This will eventually spread into [[Korea]] and join with [[Raelian]] Making an unstoppable force known as a [[Scientology|"Super Cult"]].

== Reviews ==
[[Bullshit|…last night was just unbelievable.
I finally got into such a relaxed trance like state that it felt like I was awake and having the most intense wet dream ever! …last night I got so relaxed that I felt like I was just floating away and I forgot about everything around me and that's when it happened. I mean I could not stop cumming! The contractions were rapid fire one after the other and it felt un-f***ing believable. I was even thinking to myself while it was happening that this wasn't possible because it felt so unreal. It just took over and it felt like I was 15 again and I was awake and I was having a wet dream, but it lasted for like 1/2 an hour and it was incredibly intense. I can't wait to do it again! … I just can't describe how awesome it felt!!!!!!!!!!I was just laying on my side in the fetal position and the contractions were going through my whole body. I didn't make any noise, but it was like somebody turned on a magic button and I came so hard and so long like nothing I have ever experienced before. I had no idea the body was capable of such a high degree of pleasure! I can best describe it as a machine gun orgasm that just would not quit and kept getting more intense as I floated more into a trance. I finally had to come out of it because I just could
not take it anymore, that's how intense it got and I was just plain getting worn out because my whole body was completely drained of all it's energy and I had to go to sleep. Wow! Best sex toy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

== Lulz potential ==

The Aneros is a HUEG mine of [[Lulz]]. You can go to the [http://www.aneros.com/forum/index.php official forum] and call everyone liars and the Aneros a scam, and watch as the [[Goatse|asshole toy fanboys]] post [[TL;DR]] responses about how you're "close-minded", "[[republican]]" or "[[no u|no, u]] suk" replies. Another way to troll the community is to [[Jason Fortuny|pose]] on [[craigslist]] as a "prostate massage therapist" and then post the addresses of everyone who responds to [[b/|/b/]]. Just make sure you aren't from [[Washington]].

==Gallery==
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Image:Enemagrabiblepage.jpg|Enemagra Bible illustration
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Image:Enemagrabible 3.jpg|LEVEL 4!!
Image:Enemagrabible 4.jpg|sex cult mythology
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==See Also==
*[[Mind control]] - The methods in play.
*[[Raelian]] - Up and running sex cult.
*[[Homophobia]] -  Our Last Hope.
*[[North American DONG Party]] - The political front.
*[[Dongcopter]] - Clandestine Dong Operations
*[[An Heroes]]
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