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[[Image:amalea.jpg|right|thumb|Yes, dear readers, it's true!! If you couldn't tell already by her flat chest / ass, man chin, and huge forehead.....Amalea is a [[she-male]]!! ]]
== Meta ==
*She conveniently outlines her stupidity in regards to how the internet works by harassing dreamhost repeatedly. This is long, but it contains high [[lulz]] and her home address! BONUS!  Upon viewing, it becomes very apparent that Amalea could benefit from reading the [[DNS Comic]]. [[Loldongs|LOL DONGS]]!
*A badly made tripod site from Amalea about Sherrod. 
*Here she [http://community.lawyers.com/messageboards/message.asp?channelId=26&subId=&mId=592126&mbId=53 flatters herself] by incorrectly assuming that the [[Encyclopediadramatica]] is solely about her.
*Once again [[dreamhost]] shows how they're the best host on the internet when faced with [http://discussion.dreamhost.com/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=curious&Number=16185&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&part= anonymous complaints about this very article].

== Images ==
* Six pages of random stock [http://www.bigstockphoto.com/search.php?photo_by=3vjxhESLun photos for purchase].
* Aaawww, she thinks she's [http://www.photographycorner.com/viewtopic.php?p=32949&highlight=#32949 cute]!  Reality check, please slap Amalea!
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* Awesome blinkie [http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=amaleas_layouts user pics]
* What time is it? [http://www.bigstockphoto.com/imgview.php?mode=2&img=3vjxhESLun_mepro6_53 4:20 perhaps?]
* Some chick with a [http://www.bigstockphoto.com/imgview.php?mode=2&img=3vjxhESLun_mepro5_52 Smile].
* OMG SUPER [http://www.bigstockphoto.com/imgview.php?mode=2&img=3vjxhESLun_mepro4_51 Up Close]
* Pea[http://www.bigstockphoto.com/imgview.php?mode=2&img=3vjxhESLun_mepro2_49 Cock] Feather.
* Clearly living a [http://www.bigstockphoto.com/imgview.php?mode=2&img=3vjxhESLun_mepro_48 Flowery Existence].
* It has been reported that [[Amalea]] is really a man and tries to disguise herself as seen in this [ http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/ProjektNemisis/DragQueen.bmp photo] from one of her recent shoots!
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== External Sites ==
* [http://www.parkeybros.com/valencia/images/ Plenty of images for the amalea-phile]
* [http://www.parkeybros.com/valencia/ New blog]
* Google search results for [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=amalea&btnG=Search Amalea].
* I have many talents [http://www.bigstockphoto.com/core.php?infoac=3vjxhESLun&you=1&z=1107030803& *wink wink*]
* Information for domain [http://www.whois.sc/anti-lefty.net anti-lefty.net]. 
* Information for domain [http://www.whois.sc/the-design-trade.com the-design-trade.com].
* Information for domain [http://www.whois.sc/anti-lefty.com anti-lefty.com].
* Also visit Amalea's [http://amalea.deviantart.com/ deviantART collection].
* Also visit some random [http://www.the-design-trade.com/visitor/index.php web design site].
* Some [http://www.imagezoo.com/artists/jab/index.htm crappy illos] that look like a 5 yr. old drew them.  I guess anyone can be an illustrator now days!  LOL!
* Someone please tell this girl that having a camera doesn't make you a [http://www.shutterstock.com/gallery.mhtml?id=2207 photographer].
* OMG!  Watch out Christians, the [http://www.christianphotographers.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=369 devil] is among you!  Truly some funny posts, a must read!

== Synopsis ==
Amalea is a [[insane|strong-minded]] [[LJer]] who posts mostly in [[abortion]]-related and [[Conservatism|conservative]] [[Community|communities]], claiming to have triumphed through [[rape|many hardships]].

Amalea is also a [[Fugly|beautiful]] [[Whore|woman]], a [[Christian|christfag]], and a [[Kitchen|stay-at-home mother]] with two children. The first is a product of [[rape]], yet she carried it to term and keeps it as her own. She can often be spotted forcing her views about [[abortion]] on others. She believes that not even in cases of rape or danger to the mother should a fetus be aborted.  This dingy cunt, with her lack of facts and resorting to cursing and accusations instead of engaging in true debate, has led many people to believe that she should be the [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/ProjektNemisis/Abortion.jpg poster child] '''for''' reasons to have an abortion. 

Her [[userinfo]] page would have you believe she's not a [[drone]]. In fact, she is a bold and gifted writer, confident enough to appear [[racist]]. Her quotables include such brilliant gems as "black women need keep their legs shut." More often, though, her debate technique consists of such stylistic gems as copy/pasting large articles (which have no bearing on the subject at hand) or resorting to [[ALL CAPS|capslocked]] comments instead of reasoned rebuttals. Some people mock her spelling, but they just don't understand that she hails from the great state of [[Texas]], where [[Spanish]] will one day be the official language.

When not copying and pasting, her arguments usually consist of writing "MEDICAL JOURNALS" in [[all caps]] over and over again. She also has a [[colorbar]], ostensibly to anger those who are jealous of her. Realistically, [[noone]] is jealous and this is just another act of [[vanity]] from a lunatic camwhore, whom many suggest [[Almost raped|wasn't actually raped]], but just regretted the previous night's slutty, depraved actions. She believes those people just like to make accusations with no evidence against strangers and they mock the [[SRS|seriousness]] of rape. rofl.

==Amalea is not good with computer==

[[Hackers on Steroids|They hacked her site 7 times, and plastered it with gay sex pictures.]]

==Drama==
Some people would consider it an honor to be [[pwned]] by Amalea because she has been featured on [[LJ Drama]] (not just once but twice).

Amalea and her puppets spent several days vandalizing Encyclopædia Dramatica. Just blanking pages wasn't good enough -- her cronies vandalized pages and added the [[WHOIS]] info of the people who run this site. Hint guys: WHOIS is a public database, it's not drama or revealing to paste information from it. Apparently even a [[friends only]] journal wasn't enough to stop the dramatub from draining into her sewer. 

The drama of being featured on the [[Main Page]] was apparently too much for her, as her LiveJournal [http://www.livejournal.com/users/amalea currently says it's deleted.] For a while she could be found posting as  [http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=valencianna valencianna], but that, too is now deleted along with the blog she maintained in her own webspace. 

Without the blogs, she'll be desperate for attention, so she's probably home [[cutting]] and crying on the phone about being harassed on a forum she could easily [[ignore]] by people she doesn't even know. The odds are good, though that she will show up again at LJ with yet another nick, but what it will be remains to be seen. 

It's rumored that she despises [[Killhamster]], blames him for the deletion(s) of her journal(s), and has hired a private investigator to [[stalk]] him. An [[internet]] investigator. She'll soon be faced with disappointment when she finds there's nothing worthwhile to investigate and she's wasted her money.

==Counterpoint==
Amalea is not without her fans.  [[Ricochet rabbit]], if he were still alive, would have hired her to photograph him in a cowboy hat and high heels.  He would have particularly been interested in the affluence of pink and shimmering shininess in much of Amalea's internet work.  Particularly admirable is her legal crusade to free the [[internets]] from mean people -- especially mean people who violate copyright infringements.  [[Capitalism]] must be preserved for future generations to behold in awe, and people like Amalea protect this sacrosanct institution.  Perhaps some day every child who is born will receive portfolio of stock.

Yea, the world is cruel.  And though the world may not appreciate the Amalea for the visionary she is, one day our history books will be dotted with photographs of kittens and babies in order to temper the bloodthirstiness of the 21st century.  For now, though the denizens of [[LiveJournal]] may not appreciate her, God certainly does.

==See Also==
*[[Attention whore]] 
*[[Vapid twat]] 
*[[Mexico]] 
*[[Racist]] 
*[[Crazy]]  
*[[Whore]] 
*[[English is not my native language]]  
*[[Spics]] 
*[[Cock]] 
*[[Shemale]]

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