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'''Aeverine Frathleen <s>Nieves</s> Zinn{{trans}} [http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Aeverine_Zinn#Romantic_history]''' (born '''Frank Zinn''' and a [[Penis|man]]) of '''Marion, [[Indiana]]''' is a [[Oxymoron|highly functioning autistic]] [[Shemale]] [[tranny]] who previously operated a series of websites which were generally centered around a [[Walmart]]-esque store that never actually existed. S/he is also an [[E-lawyer]] who [[DMCA|vigorously protects]] his/her [[Fail|Copyrights]]. S/he currently resides in Apartment 19 at 2900 South Carey Street in Marion; it is here that s/he keeps her "[[Babyfur|pet children]]", which include '''Timothy Rags Zinn''' and a "transgender female dog" named '''Deanna''' [http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Deanna_Zinn (you just can't make this shit up!)].

==Personal Life==
[[Image:Public_Domain_Ava_Photo.jpg|thumb|right|In the words of [[Paris Hilton]], "That's hot." Both the phrase "That's Hot" and this picture are believed to be in the public domain. ''(Note the similarities to fellow transsexual [[Kelly Martin]].)'' ]]
Aeverine was born on January 4th, 1983 to Willis and Margarat Zinn. Willis died in 1984, reportedly due to [[AIDS|pneumonia]], however it is widely thought to be the case that, upon learning that his son would grow up to be a [[Faggot | tranny]], he [[An Hero | lost his iPod]]. Ava is legally a [[woman]], even though "she" still has a [[penis]] and still would be even if "she" cut it off. 

===Education===
Ava was in and out of a number of schools through "her" life, mostly due to behavioral issues, and seems to have been placed in [[Retard|Special Ed]] throughout his entire educational career. He also claims to have served as Class President at her high school, spanning from [[shota | 1986]] to 2002.

Upon graduating high school, "she" spent an [[amazing]] 4 weeks at Indiana Wesleyan University before being expelled in [[9/11|September 2001]] after a "mental breakdown".

Here is an account from a former Mississinewa High School student who attended school with Ava in "her" "Frank Zinn" days:
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An eerie sign from the past
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Friends

This goes out to anyone who went to Mississinewa Schools:

If you remember Frank Zinn from school, you probably could tell a million stories about what he looked like, the crazy things he did, and if you made his "list" or not. I think I was #246 and don't think I ever achieved a "top 8" status.  The latter is the point to this blog. 

The setting: R.J. Baskett Middle School circa 1995.   The 69 Boyz and Quad City DJs were all the hot shit, none of this CRUNK BS. Girls were blossoming and guys were cocky. You were king if you had the chance to talk to Ashley Dawson or Veronica Schmerber.  Not to mention being good at sports, youd have EVERYONE's attention. But one young man saw through the nonsense of daily life. He was not quite all there, but there was something going on in that brain of his. The concept of the friends list is rooted with Frank Zinn being the founder. I think he was searching for the perfect list. He would travel the halls with a journal of sorts picking out people and writing reasons why he liked and disliked his peers.  It would constantly change and you would get weekly updates on your current status. In fact, he was making friends lists long before any of you were shittin yellow in your diapers.  So every time you add someone new, week by week, to your "friends list"  YOU MUST THANK A FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC INDIVIDUAL for the idea.  who knew that such a thing would become a worldwide craze?

I give props to such a talented premonitionist!  FRANK ZINN FOR PRESIDENT!  He's prob the next Nostradomous or some shit.

 

p.s. he had the best einstein hair!|[http://blog.myspace.com/fotochez Myspace Blog entry from 2006]}}}}

===Career (or lack thereof)===
All of Ava's employment history is limited to "her" mother's (and later "her") "store" called '''NO SIR GIFTS'''. In reality, NO SIR GIFTS is nothing but the fake name used to sell Avon products and household trinkets. And since NO SIR GIFTS isn't actually a store, Ava has never held a actual job in "her" life. "She" is currently makes their living as a [[Welfare whale]], because apparently "Gender Identity Disorder" is covered under disability.

===Love Life===
It is believed Ava had a girlfriend at one point while "she" was (is) still a man. However, Ava will claim that "she's" had a number of girlfriends and failed marriages, but these seem to be entirely with people that live in "her" fantasy world. In 2010, "she" claimed that "her" "Partner" "Angela Willis" died in a tragic accident, but it was soon discovered this claim was a fake. (See: [[Aeverine_Nieves#Death_of_.22Angela.22|Ava in 2010]]; after Angela "died", "she" entered a relationship with [[Aeverine_Nieves#Christy_Johnson|"Christy Johnson"]], who is talked about further down this page.

===Name===
[[Image:AVA_DONT_KNOW.jpg|thumb|left|Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't be fooled...]]
Aeverine currently goes by Aeverine Frathleen Nieves, but [[Troll|experts]] in the field of [[Google]] have discovered that his/her legal name may be '''Aeverine Zinn''', or possibly still just '''Frank Zinn'''; the name "Frathleen" is a combination of '''Frank''' and the middle name of her mother, '''Kathleen'''.

==Ava on the [[Internets]]==
[[Image:Avaisseriousbusiness.jpg|thumb|right|Wonder no more exactly what on the internet is so serious. Ava's jips are serious fucking business, that's what.]]
Ava has left a pretty big footprint on the internet, but before you run off to talk about "her", remember that "she" claims "her" name is [[Copyright|copyrighted]] and "she" will [[Internet lawsuit|sue]] you if you use it!

==A History of Lulz, Part 1==
===Late 2006: Introducing Aeverine===
[[Image:Witiscrewyou.JPG|thumb|right|This is what real news anchors say to Aeverine Nieves. ''(Note: Two men anchoring; Nieves' pet peeve)'']]
Ava was first sighted on the internet (at least in "her" current form) in early December of 2006 when "she" posted a rant about how "she" was convinced there was a great [[conspiracy]] afoot when it came to [[LOL_WUT|two men anchoring a newscast]]; after some point "she" saw this as an opportunity for "her" to [[fail|shine]] and decided to do something about it.

===Early 2007: Live... from the INNCD Apartment Studios...===
[[Image:INNCDNews.jpg|left|thumb|INNCD's logo. Notice the [[transgender]] symbol.]]
In early 2007 (possibly as early as late 2006), Aeverine began posting short, poorly produced [[crap|newscasts]] recorded in "her" [[Ass | apartment]] to [[YouTube]] called '''"INNCD News'''" ''(The IndiaNa News Center and Discussion)''; A majority of the content of which these were composed had been copied off of news websites. Aeverine would then fail in "her" feeble attempt at reciting what was likely a poorly scripted, if not unscripted entirely, pile of trash. There was nothing inherently funny about them, until a [[Nerd|member]] of [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|TVNewsTalk.net]] discovered the videos and made a post about it:

{{Squote|1=He/She/It has all the qualities people are entertained by: a quixotic (and sadly, an also dead-serious) quest to be an anchor, a truly delusional sense of the world, with serious mental issues (on his/her/it's "Indiana News Center Discussion", "she" claims that over 80,000 viewers saw one of "her" newscasts; also, the oddball rantings on [[Wikipedia]], talking about his girlfriend being pregnant with his "pet children" and calling "her"self a "pet grandparent" at one point), treating pets like people, an unhealthy obsession with 2 males anchoring newscasts and a host of other unique issues...

What makes it even funnier is that Aeverine Nieves does not even understand the way TV news is organized, compiled, produced, written, delivered or any thing about how it works; "she" seems to just sit up and just watch the news on TV, the same way you or I would watch "[[Lost]]" or "My Name Is Earl".

Even though "her" nutball ramblings and disjointed "newscasts" display how out of touch Nieves is, "she" still makes these videos that people watch essentially just to laugh at (on a recent video, "she" had a "co-anchor", which proceeded to read the "news" in a monotone low voice. Towards the end of the clip, Nieves lets out a psychotic laugh that has to be heard to be believed).

You have to see this crap to believe it, so head on over to YouTube and prepare to have a good laugh:

<s>http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=INNCDNews</s>|2=TVNewsTalk.net member "NewzPimpin"}}

Things got heated when Ava found the post and registered at the site to protect "her" good name. The forum's users saw this as a chance to produce even more [[lulz]] and began trolling "her". The resulting thread soon became more than 30 pages in length, however it was eventually locked and Ava was banned before the thread was finally [[Delete_fucking_everything|bawwwwleeted]] by the [[OP]]. The thread was partially saved in a Google Desktop cache, but has since been lost to time.

===Mid 2007: Goodbye, INNCD===
After "she" was initially laughed at, Ava laid low for a while, finally returning in June of 2007 with a series of breaking news updates regarding a Chicago TV reporter who had been fired; one of which featured an insanely long commercial break for the TV show [[Old People|Jeopardy]]. It was at this point that the [[trolls]] showed up and two parodies of INNCD came out. The first was '''[[Penis|PNNS News]]''', which did a very accurate job of parodying Ava's voice and reading abilities:
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The second was '''[[FOX News|USNCD News]]''', however all of USNCD's videos have been extinguished from the internet due to [[YouTube]]'s [[DMCA]] policy.

After seeing these parodies, Ava halted production of INNCD "newscasts" for the most part. A few more were produced, however they were of little or no significance and have since been deleted.

==Ava's Fake Shit==
With the internet newscast out of the way, Ava now had time to focus on [[Crap|other ventures]], which are listed in-depth below.

===<s>'''[http://www.innewscenter.net/wiki/ INNewsCenter Wiki]'''</s>===
Just like [[Chris-chan]], Ava has "her" own wiki in which "she" can explain in-depth "her" fake-ass businesses and characters, along with "her" relationship to them. If you were to read Ava's wiki, you would see that "she" is really [[lie|a multi-millionaire, is married to "Angela Willis", has numerous TV shows, and NO SIR GIFTS is actually as big as]] [[Walmart]]. Of course, [[you]] know better, and that's why you're reading a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|fine, upstanding Wiki]].

==='''NoSirGifts'''===
{{Spoiler|NoSirGifts doesn't legally exist! Don't believe me? Look it up [https://secure.in.gov/sos/bus_service/online_corps/name_search.aspx here]}}
'''[http://www.aeverine.info/nsg NoSirGifts]''' is the name of Ava's "store" in which "she" peddles crap in its lowest and purest form; also, be sure to buy some cable access from "her"! Of course, it is believed there is virtually no business conducted with Ava, but that's not stopping "her" from saying there is! "She's" set up a whole website about it, claiming that NO SIR GIFTS is actually several stores, and a number of warehouse stores as well. NoSirGifts also owns a number of television stations, and the rest of Ava's crazy ideas. You can read more about NoSirGifts at the <s>[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=NO_SIR_GIFTS INNewsCenter Wiki]</s>.

==='''Queen of the Willis'''===
<s>'''[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Queen_of_the_Willis Queen of the Willis ]'''</s> is just one of the shows Ava claims to be the creator of. It is "animated" using still frames and the [[Yahoo]] avatars. However, if you look at the <s>[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=List_of_episodes_from_Queen_of_the_Willis Episode listing]</s>, you may soon start to notice the similarities to [[Family Guy]] and [[King of the Hill]]. The only original episodes have been written by [[Troll|trolls]]. An example "episode" (featuring Ava sing along to [[Rick Astley]] and [[Michael Jackson]])follows.

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==Ava vs. ED==
If you're not [[Lulz|lulzing]] yet, it gets better from here. [[George Zimmer|I guarantee it.]]
===Round 1 - August 2007===
Late in the evening of August 4th, 2007, Nieves first discovered this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article and promptly [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS | edited]] it to contain actual, factual information. The article was reverted, and "she" immediately called "her" [[E-lawyer]] who sent ED a [[DMCA]] letter. The DMCA was countered, and the page was soon put back up. Ava retreated and whined about it on "her" sites, preparing "her" next strike.

===Round 2 - Fall 2008===
After almost a year of waiting for "her" [[ED]] article to [[Magic|magically]] disappear, only to discover that wasn't going to happen, Ava again tried to remove the article on September 22, 2008 by  [[BLANKING_IN_PROGRESS|blanking]] the page, but was quickly pwnd by [[MysteryBot]].
====ED Mailing List and Ava's Big Break====
It was at this point Ava felt that, if you ALREADY didn't know about "her" (and you probably didn't), you should. On November 11th, 2008, "she" fired off emails to the ED Mailing List:

{{Quote|You better play hardball. Because I know what ED is up to. I will not stand for this, the next ED administration election (or what ever it is called), I will run. And if I win, there will be a lot of [[Barack Obama|changes]]. Believe me, ED is not going to win this battle.|[[Internet_tough_guy|Aeverine]]| This one made the [[Main Page]]!}}

{{Quote|The reason I did the [[Blanking in progress|revisions]] to the Aeverine Nieves article is because I was monitoring it for LEGAL PURPOSES.|Ava being a e-Lawyer}}

{{squote|Woah. Wait a minute--I've got an idea. The Aeverine Nieves [[Corruption of LOL|lutz]] is what started this mess and I think it will put an end to this pathetic hoedown. I am currently producing the final episode of [[lies|"Amanda and Elisa"]] where they [[Sex|finally do something for the first time]]--ever.|Ava}}

{{squote|So let me get this straight and if I understand correctly--I'm responding to a bunch of drug users who would like to see to it [[LOL WUT|that I post a clip of two men anchoring]] on [[YouTube]]? And this is to repeal a ban?}}

{{squote|November 25, 2008

Encyclopedia Dramatica and Aeverine Nieves has failed to reach a deal.

Please know that we have tried for the past year and a half to reach a favorable agreement, so that things would be back to normal.

I know that we are disappointed in the outcome of our negotiations with Encyclopedia Dramatica, especially since we have successfully reached deals with every  other web site and partners who recognize our fair agreement. Without fair and equitable treatment, local TV stations will not be able to continue to provide top quality news, sports, entertainment, and other local programming that is most important to you.|[http://aeverine.info/eddispute.html Nieves' page detailing the "ED Dispute"]}}

Things got even better when a troll posed as an [[ED]] [[Sysop]] and got Ava to answer a number of embarrassing questions on [[Lie|the grounds that "she'd" be unbanned]]. The interview is over [[Aeverine Nieves/Interview|here]].

==December 2008: Suicide over missing cable channels==
In another bizarre episode of the life of Frank Zinn, "she" recently had a conversation with one of "her" dogs about the local cable television provider removing stations from the Fort Wayne, Indiana television market. Aeverine/Frank then goes into a tirade:

{{co|cablequote|[Collapse Me]|[Expand Me]|0|{{quote|On December 3, 2008, during this reported conversation with her nephew, Weasel, Nieves used stronger language, including the words "[[cunt]]," when referring to her current landlord; saying "[[fuck]]" 200 times that day, as she gets irritated and angry; and using God's name in vain

'''Aeverine Nieves''': After WANE-TV was gone from the cable system, I got really devastated. Now it's 21Alive and NBC 33. I had a feeling that the other Fort Wayne stations were going to be dropped as well as WANE. '''''Fuck''''' that! I'm not gonna take a '''''God Damned''''' chance ever in over 20 years life of losing a television market that I like as well as every '''''fucking''''' thing I've worked for 22 years because some '''''fucking cuntheaded cocksuckers''''' at the cable company decided remove 15, 21, and 33. This isn't over by a '''''fucking''''' longshot! I'm not taking that as a '''''God damned''''' answer! Never have, Never Will!! I have never gone without a '''''fucking''''' thing since taking over NO SIR GIFTS! EVER! If Katie [Aeverine's eldest pet daughter] was having sex with the president of Bright House--then we would all be happy about this! You know that, Weasel. If Deanna brought a cable guy home, ya da da, it's none of that '''''fucking shit'''''! 

I believe that 19,000 other BHN subscribers would think we say that just get our '''''fucking''''' point across. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over three channels that should remain on cable because Marion is located between Indy and Fort Wayne. I can't live without FWA TV, Weasel. You can't expect Veronica (Willis), Tabby, Rags, Shushu, all them young kids to [garble] because some landlord says 'We can't allow you to hare an antenna or satellite at your apartment' - the hell with the landlord! If I had a choice between committing suicide and not watching FWA TV--you know what the '''''fucking''''' answer is--suicide. I came close to committing suicide twice. I can't handle that '''''shit''''' at the cable company. 

'''Weasel Zinn''': Lord, I didn't realize how much the Fort Wayne market meant to you, Aunt Ava. Look at Aunt Angie--she's crying. 

The conversation, which Weasel sold to the ''WMRI-FTV ABC 9,'' was aired during its 5PM newscast on December 3, 2008, and prompted a coalition of leaders to call for ''Queen of the Willis'' animated sitcom on WTOR-FTV to be canceled. After the conversation was made public, NO SIR GIFTS announced it was suspending production for the series pending an investigation. 

Aeverine immediately went to the wife of her family friend pastor Roger Knoderer for spiritual advice. |[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Aeverine_Nieves From Ava's pathetic wiki site]}}}}

==February 2009: He's Finally a Woman?==
In February of 2009, Ava got [[butthurt]] that the local food pantry refused to give '''him''' Maxi-Pads.

{{squote|In February 2009, an employee from a Marion food pantry reportedly said, "Hey, Frank, you can't get maxi-pads here." to Nieves. Nieves confronted the employee and came close to grabbing him by the arm and lectured him for not showing proper respect.

The following day, Nieves' [[Imaginary girlfriend|domestic partner, Angela]], filed a complaint against the food pantry. Angela asked the food pantry to reconsider their decision, stating that she only used them for [[DO NOT WANT|tucking and taping]]. She believes that being a woman also meant using 100 percent feminine hygiene, other than tampons.

Nieves was subsequently [[Ban|suspended]] for 90 days from that food pantry (based on an earlier incident a year before over bread) and recommended that Nieves get the maxi-pads AFTER she undergoes sex reassignment surgery and [[lawyer|legally]] prove that.

Nieves plans to have the dispute resolved after mid-summer 2010. |Aeverine|[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Aeverine_Nieves#Food_Pantry_Maxi-Pad_Dispute_.28February_2009.29 We can't make this shit up.]}}

==Ava in 2010==
So far in 2010, Ava has begun to enforce "policies" regarding how you talk to "her" and how you friend "her" on Facebook. Some of these "policies" include required friend request acceptance and not allowing people to "unfriend" "her"...

{{squote|If you decide to ignore the request for any reason, you'll be considered to be classified as a "Deadbeat  Facebook Friend" and/or "Deadbeat MySpace Friend."   Ava will give you every chance to recosider your decision, but if you lie to Ava and waster her time, Ava will let everyone involved know about it and post it on this web site.|Ava|<s>[http://avasblog.aeverine.info/social-networking-a-year-later on her blog]</s>}}

{{quote|SPECIAL NOTE: If you have denied Ava's request simply because she has undergone the male to female sex change process, you are breaking Indiana law. Since 2003, it has against the law to discriminate based on sexual orientation and gender identity. More information can be found <s>[http://aeverine.info/FAQ-2.html here]</s>}}

{{squote|I will do my best to do whatever it takes for you to be a "Satisfied Facebook friend of Ava Nieves" and not have a "UNSATISFIED FACEBOOK FRIEND OF AVA NIEVES" on your Facebook and/or MySpace profile. In the event should you decide to cancel the friendship at anytime for any reason, you MUST first let me know your decision and why and try my best to work the dispute out with you and will do whatever it takes to keep you as a Facebook and/or MySpace friend. You do not want the Unsatisfied Facebook and/or MySpace friend graphic on your profile|Ava|<s>[http://aeverine.info/FAQ-1.html on a special web page about Social Media Friendships]</s>.}}
===Death of "Angela"===
'''Angela Willis-Zinn''' appeared on the internets sometime in 2009 and was referred to as Ava's "partner". Ava's <s>[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Angela_A._Willis#Personal_life wiki]</s> claims that they were married in May 2001, long before she started getting trolled online, and long before Ava started posting videos on the YouTube. Angela has never appeared in either of these, and whenever Ava uploaded a video, she'd often reach to turn it off or on (much in the same fashion as [[Chris-Chan]]). Angela definitely wasn't helping Ava with the videos, nor did she contribut to any of Ava's "Queen of the Willis" shows. The fact she went unmentioned for a number of years and her sudden appearance goes to prove that she's made up, but that's not stopping Ava! "Angela" has [http://www.facebook.com/angiezinn a Facebook] and <s>[http://www.myspace.com/angiezinn a Myspace]</s>, and has the ability to take on different looks between the two. She also has [[Loser|no Myspace friends]] outside of Ava, but has 53 on the [[Facebook]]. Hmmmmmm.

====Goodnight, Sweet Princess====
Ava's fake wife "died" on June 01, 2010. According to Ava, one of "her" "stepdaughters" (i.e. a dog) told "her" that Angela was shot dead by a [[Troll|"bully customer"]] while repairing an outdoor antenna in Van Buren, Indiana. This left no doubt that Angela has always been a figment of Ava's imagination. 

Even though "she" pretended that "Angela" (and her death) was real, Ava continued to spend as much time on the internet as possible, playing Facebook games and posting about "her" upcoming vacation.

Even Ava's "friends" sniffed "Angela" and her subsequent death out as entirely fake. Obviously they realize that this is yet another attempt to garner sympathy and attention from others. More lulz came when, questioned as to why the media hadn't covered the shooting, Ava changed the story to Angela having suffered a heart attack. After allowing a shitstorm of questions regarding the existence of Angela and the murder/heart attack to pile up, Ava finally did what all attention whores who have been called out do and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted fucking everything]] on June 4th, including "her" and Angela's facebook profiles. Later that night "she" posted on "her" [[Myspace]] that "she" was "Taking a break from Facebook until I get everything worked out", which probably means "she's" waiting for it to blow over and for people to forget. Unfortunately for Ava, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|internet drama is not forgotten]].

It should be noted that this is not the first time Ava has killed off someone, only to [[Chris-Chan|retcon]] and change the story. When "she" first became e-famous, "she" killed off one of "her" fake anchors named "Michelle Abernathy", claiming Michelle had been found dead of an apparent suicide (which "she" had directly copied off a similar event that had happened [[IRL]]). A few days later, when the trolls started mourning the loss of Michelle, Ava went back and said that it was ''just someone who looked like Michelle''; that the Police had gotten it wrong, and Michelle was okay ("she" also blamed her dog for writing the story). "She" was forced, however, to "fire" Michelle since she had basically trolled everyone and pretended to be dead for a few days.

====Investigation====
[[Troll|Expert investigators]] took to the internet after the death, building on [[lies|information]] Ava provided in "her" <s>[http://avasblog.aeverine.info/remembering-angela blog]</s> about Angela's death. The obituary Ava posted claimed that Angela graduated from Mississinewa High School in 1996 (the year before Ava attended). The investigators used [[Facebook]] to find other alumni of the Class of 1996, and simply asked if they have any recollection of an Angela Willis graduating with them. There was no surprise when the first response came back from someone who also knew Ava [[IRL]]: '''Angela never existed.'''

{{squote|I am sorry, but I do not know anyone by that name. I checked my year book to make sure and if that is her maiden name, no one is listed. The only Willis in the year book is a Jama Willis and she would have graduated a year before me. I hope this is some help. If I find out anymore information, I will be happy to let you know.|Anonymous Source from the Class of 1996}}

Ava still continues to maintain that Angela was real, blaming "her" "stepdaughter" (again, a ''dog'') for "false reporting".

===Sexual Assault!===
Shortly after the Angela incident, Ava, in another desperate attempt for attention and asspats, claimed to have been robbed and [[Rape|sexually assaulted]] while "vacationing" in Indianapolis. Unfortunately for "her", nobody believed "her" after the whole Angela thing.

{{squote|On June 10, 2010, Nieves was a victim of a purse snatching (she lost everything of value) and sexually assaulted while being vacationing in Indianapolis. Nieves did state that she now knows what it is like to be a homeless, even on vacation. Nieves did eventually make it back to her home in Marion, Indiana.|Ava}}

===Christy Johnson===
Just two days after the "death" of "Angela", Ava claimed to have a new girlfriend named '''Christy Johnson'''. This led to rumors that Ava poisoned Angela just so she could be single again. It was largely believed she was just using a random picture of someone "she" knew as the picture for "Christy". This belief proved true on July 7, 2010 when Ava posted another picture of "her" and "Christy" to Facebook, disregarding the fact that the first picture contained a blonde woman and the second contained a redhead with a different hairline. One commenter mentioned that it was an employee of Carey Services, who works with Ava.

The fact that they're both wearing red lanyards probably means both are employees of either Carey Services or another organization Ava is involved with.

===Another ED Response===
Realizing that her Encyclopedia Dramatica page isn't going to come down, Ava decided to start issuing "Ava's BS Alerts"<s>[http://home.aeverine.info/new-feature-on-avas-blog-ava-bs]</s>, which are apparently supposed to give you the "inside scoop" and truth about stories that get posted to this ED page. This just further proves that Ava has the same mindset as [[Chris-Chan]], in which "she" thinks anyone will believe anything "she" has to say. In fact, <s>[http://home.aeverine.info/bs-alert-encyclopedia-dramatica-similarity-to the first one]</s> addressed the "Similarities to Chris-Chan" section below by taking a screenshot of the page and photoshopping "Bullshit" over it. [[Irony|Oh the irony!]]
===August 2010: [[Fail|Extreme]] Home Makeover===
In August 2010, Ava finally posted pictures of "her" [[White trash|dilapidated living conditions]]. Many of the pictures were of poor quality, but thanks to "her" captions, they revealed that "her" landlord had to patch [[over 9000|numerous]] holes in the dirty, nicotine stained walls. "She" also uploaded pictures of the floor which "she" claims to have damaged when "she" threw "5 glass [[1guy1jar|jars]] across two rooms". It is reported the only reason Ava's landlord puts up with this kind of bullshit is because the [[government]] pays the rent every month.

==Ava in 2011==
2011 was Ava's year of the [[shit]] video, as evidenced by all of the explosive [[diarrhea]] "she" splattered on YouTube. Here "she" is going batshit insane over [[shit no one cares about|American Idol]]. 

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===Ava tries out for American Idol===
[[File:Avaidol.jpg|left|thumb|Ava's Idol "Golden Ticket". [http://truedat504.blogspot.com/2010/07/truth-about-american-idol-auditions.html The "N" stands for "No".]]]In July 2011, Ava headed to [[Pittsburgh]] to try out for [[American Idol]], where "she" made the "top 300" <s>because the producers saw "her" and instantly knew they found this year's number 1 "freak auditioner"</s> because of her [[Crap|exemplary talent]].

====[[Daniel Tosh|Tosh.0]] discovers Ava====
On July 22, 2011, Ava was featured on the [http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/07/22/the-best-idol-reaction-video-youll-see-today/ Tosh.0 Blog] after being posted multiple times on [http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/post/7925515206 Tumblr] and [http://videogum.com/339371/this-american-idol-reaction-video-belongs-in-a-museum/webjunk/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Videogum+%28Videogum%29 Videogum.com].

==2012 and beyond==
2012 proved to be yet another [[Failure|banner year]] for Ms. Zinn. The year got off to a slow start, with a <s>[http://home.aeverine.info/2011-year-in-rerview year in review]</s> and <s>[http://home.aeverine.info/the-american-idol-experience-in-pittsburgh video of her trip]</s> to [[Pittsburgh]] being the only real content in a sea of <s>[http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-chatter-vote-for-the-girls-camp completely] [http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-voting-information-372012 non] [http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-voting-information-3142012 sexist] [http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-voting-information-3212012 pleas] [http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-voting-information-3282012 to] [http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-voting-information-442012-idol vote] [http://home.aeverine.info/americanidol-voting-info-4112012 for] [http://home.aeverine.info/breaking-news-jesssica-sanchez-is-saved-on-am the] [http://home.aeverine.info/avas-friendly-american-idol-season-11-wagers female] [http://home.aeverine.info/american-idol-voting-information-4252012 contestants] [http://home.aeverine.info/americanidol-voting-info-522012-voteforthegir on]</s> [[American Idol]]. The results of the 2012 Idol season led her to <s>[http://home.aeverine.info/its-official-aeverine-zinn-to-stop-watching-a say "she" would no longer watch the show]</s>, and then retracting that statement and announcing "she's" launching [http://voteforthegirls.us "Vote for the Girls"]] in response to [http://www.votefortheworst.com "Vote for the Worst"].

"She" also continued to fret about "her" [[High School]] prom, which took place ''11 years ago''. "She" somehow retroactively blamed "her" dead mother for making "her" prom date late, and then went on to retroactively [[What|change who "she" went to prom with]]<s>[http://home.aeverine.info/mississinewa-500-cold-case-resolved-and-close]</s> to "punish" the late date.

==Similarities to [[Chris-Chan]]==
By now you're saying "How many Chris-Chan references can they make here?". You wouldn't be the only one. Therefore, this easy-to-read comparison table has been crafted to show you the TRUE and HONEST similarities these two have.
<center>
{|cellpadding=4 border=1 style="text-align:center; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; background: #f9f9f9;" class="wikitable"
|- style="background: #f2f2f2;"
!Trait
!Ava
!Chris
|-
|Autistic?
|'''Yes'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Claim to be "cured" of Autism?
|'''[[Aeverine_Nieves/Interview|Yes]]'''
|'''[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Autism#Autism_cured.3F Yes]'''
|-
|Dislike Men?
|'''Yes'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Claim to be a woman despite being a man?
|'''Yes'''
|'''[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-11-30-chris-identifies-as-a-woman.6295/ Yes]'''
|-
|Have created their own little fictional world?
|'''[[Aeverine_Nieves#Queen_of_the_Willis|Yes]]'''
|'''[[Chris-chan/Sonichu|Yes]]'''
|-
|Believe their little fictional world will make them wealthy,<br> regardless of the massive amounts of copyright infringement?
|'''Yes'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Ever married?
|'''No'''
|'''No'''
|-
|Virginity?
|'''Unknown''' (Likely intact)
|'''Lost'''
|-
|On Social Security?
|'''Yes'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Displayed [[Rage|'tard rage]] when kicked out of somewhere?
|'''[[Aeverine_Nieves#February_2009:_He.27s_Finally_a_Woman.3F|Yes]]'''
|'''[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/The_GAMe_PLACe#Unbanning_attempts Yes]'''
|-
|Have attempted to take down their [[ED]] page?
|'''Yes'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Despite being a man, wears a bra?
|'''Probably'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Dressed as a woman in public?
|'''Yes'''
|'''[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Tomgirl_Pictures Yes]'''
|-
|Think that people should believe everything they have to say?
|'''Yes'''
|'''Yes'''
|-
|Have "rules" for people who are potential dates/sweethearts?
|'''[http://home.aeverine.info/new-policies-start-july-4 Yes]'''
|'''Yes'''
|}
</center>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:Aeverine_Releases_Logo.png|Ava uploads one of her precious logos into the [[OH EXPLOITABLE|public domain]].
Image:Aeverine_Photo_Release.png|Then uploads ''her own photo'' into the public domain THREE TIMES.
Image:Main_Page_-_INNewsCenter_Wiki.jpg|Ava's <s>[http://innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page wiki]</s> with some important information.
Image:Ava as a Man.jpg|Ava was nice enough to upload this photo for historical purposes. This was from before the [[Tranny|transition]].
File:Aeverine nieves aged 7.jpg|As a [[So-called|boy]]
</gallery></center>

== External [[lulz]] == 

*<s>[http://aeverine.info/ His/her personal website]</s> Dead
*<s>[http://www.innewscenter.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page His/her personal wiki. Vandalize for great justice.]</s> Dead
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110128162632/http://nosirgifts.com/ His/her store] Old site (Internet Archive)
*<s>[http://www.aeverine.info/nsg New store site]</s> But also dead, hey.
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/avanieves His/her Myspace]</s> Dead at last check
*[http://www.facebook.com/avafrankie The queen himself (on facebook)] <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18px;">Troll with gusto</span>
===Fake Facebook Pages===
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000989737703 One of her many fake Facebook pages for a character]
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000410490410 Another fake Facebook]</s> Baleeted
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000451560439 And another...] Active, as of 08/23/16
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000072281430 and another...]</s> Baleeted
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000030350003 One for one of her dogs] </s> Baleeted
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000028879925 and another dog...] Who plays Facebook games.
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000441455899 and another person...]
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000910609557 and ANOTHER dog]</s> Baleeted (Related to [[Chris-chan|that other Chandler?]] Maybe!)
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000065540963 MOAR DOGS]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000728864382 and finally, one more person]
''This section needs to stay up to date with the latest accounts. You can help by hunting for new fake accounts by browsing through the members of one of [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000728864382 these] [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000451560439 two] Facebook groups for accounts with pixelated, way too professional photos.''


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