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[[Image:The_Sandwich_Chef_3.JPG|right|thumb|[[Oh exploitable|OH EXPLOITABLE]]!!]]

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a [[b|/b/tard]] in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

==SANDWICH CHEF IN THE HOUSE!==

[[Image:Boehner.jpg|thumb|right|John [[Boner|Bohner]] himself.]]

* The ''Los Angeles Times'' [http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-goldberg30-2008sep30,0,5468292.column reports:]
* "On Sunday evening, Republican House Minority Leader John A. Boehner explained his considered opinion on the $700-billion Wall Street bailout plan: 

{{quote|It's a "crap sandwich," he said, but he was going to eat it.}}

* THIS IS A BAILOUT SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF $700 BILLION + OF CRAP LOANS AND WE WILL ALL <s>EAT</s> NOT EAT IT.

==History==

The Sandwich Chef started his life unremarkably as a random [[fat]] heathen in the pleasantly named [[Jack Chick]] tract ''Hi There!''[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp] Apparently he had some [[drama]] with his [[wife]], but then again who wouldn’t if they were destined to be a pathetic example of [[Atheist]] [[fanboy]]ism? Anyway, he didn’t like [[Jews]], so he couldn’t be that bad of a person.

<center>[[Image:Sandwich-orig.png|Charlie Conners expounds on his thorough research in biological evolution.]]</center>

This tract was posted on the Something Awful forums and photoshopped into the version seen here[http://www.geocities.com/ass_sandwich/]. The Ass Sandwich panel was later posted on /b/.

<center>[[Image:Sandwich-orig-shop.gif|Ye olde asse and pooe.]]</center>

Subsequent shoppery involved only the one panel where the Chef decries the [[Fail|failure]] of various things, or very occasionally lauds them. He instantly became [[old meme]], and rarely if ever are new versions posted. Instead the same [[crap]] is endlessly recycled as with most /b/ content.

==Applications==

To decry the awfulness of something reach into the gallery below for an appropriate Sandwich Chef comment and post it in your favorite thread. If you are inclined toward original content you may try your hand at shopping the blank one included here for your convenience.

To date nobody has attempted the Fifty Sandwich Post. Be the first on your block to try it!

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Image:Kuhn Chef.jpg|...lolwut?
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Image:Sakaki Chef.jpg|Yes, that does say AIDA.
Image:WindowsXP Chef.jpg|It sucks!
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Image:ContradictionChef.png|Do win and fail go together?
Image:Beat A Rod Sandwich Chef.png|[[I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties|I will beat a rod till...the tank empties.]]
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Image:Chatlog-sandwich-chef.jpg|Moonlighting as [[Chris Hansen]]
Image:HamSandwich.gif|A very, very poor attempt.
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