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[[File:Samsung Girl.jpg|right|thumb|Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.]]


'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[China|Samsung]] had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and attempted to tap into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made almost instantaneously and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu to millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.
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==Abandonware==
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Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use [[The Sims|Sims 4]] as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity. Lightfarm made a post about it on their website however nobody cared until it was removed. 
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===Sad reality===
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Obviously, since most people on Reddit and Twitter are [[autistic]] consumers, this [[shit nobody cares about]] went viral resulting in an entire subreddit dedicated to [[wat|Sam's sexy anime body]].
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==Gallery==


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==See Also==

*[[Android]]
*[[Forced Meme]]
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]
*[[Korea]]
*[[Realdoll]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Waifu]]
*[[AE-tan]] - the Advanced Stage EDiot's waifu and ED's equivalent of Samsung Sam


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