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User:YaroslavTV/Sandbox

2026-04-24T13:49:20Z

YaroslavTV: Might be getting the hang of it.

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==For fixing the Newgrounds Box thingy ==

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<big>'''UPDATE!'''</big> Recently all ads at the bottom of the page are for Gaia. The redesign was mainly fit for marketing, it seems, as there are ads on new submissions and Gaia ads everywhere. Way to go, Tom; you've taken the Jew safehouse that was [[newgrounds|Jewgrounds]], and transmogrified it into the equivalent of [[Nazi]]-fascist MySpace. I'm sure [[Wade Fulp|Your brother]] was most pleased.<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-nazi showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>

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<big>'''ANOTHER UPDATE!'''</big> On the subject of more ads, if you are enough of a faggot to have an account on Newgrounds an ad is placed, without your consent, on your userpage profile. That is, if you haven't posted in [[Shit nobody cares about|your blog]] or haven't really contributed content to the site, you get the benefit of being greeted by Zwinky ads at every waking moment of your sad, female-depraved existence.

<big>'''[[OMG]] [[MOAR]] UPDATE!'''</big> In yet another attempt to make Newgrounds exactly the same as [[MySpace]], as well as every other site on the [[Internet]], you can now embed your [[unfunny]] videos into your blog. [[Oh exploitable|Mass exploitation]] is expected, assuming NGers can work out how to actually embed them in the first place.</div></div>
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Newgrounds/BBS/Mods

2026-04-24T09:27:58Z

YaroslavTV: Undo revision 1951624 by YaroslavTV (talk)

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==Moderators==
The Newgrounds BBS has many moderators, most of whom are teenage girls that got to be where they are by constantly sucking admin cock. All of them were personally appointed by Wade, so [[shit|shittiness]] is an absolute guarantee. The mods' job is to ban people who say funny things and delete topics that make people happy. They also spend most of their time makin shitty in-jokes that nobody gets, but people laugh to seem smart.

A breakdown of the mods is as follows:

===Actual Moderators===
[[Image:NG_MOD_VENN.gif|center|The mod ratio to best tell them apart.]]
[[Image:13 Year Old Boys.JPG|thumb|right|The Jewgrounds mods in attendance at their annual mod-[[cock|meat]] / [[circlejerk]].]]
*'''[[Bigbadron]]:''' An asshole who will ban you if you disagree with him. If you win the arguement, he will ban the shit out of you. Motto is "Stern, stern but fair." HAHAHAHHAH! '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''
*'''Ozcar:''' Is a dirty, filthy Mexican who not only doesn't understand the status quo, but is also [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=616100 teh ghey] in addition to owning an extensive collection of gay [[pr0n]].
*'''Sarai:''' An [[azn]] cocktease who is only there to talk about how hawt she is. The other moderators [[bukkake]] on her face later. She [[TITS OR GTFO|stepped down]] when she refused to post pics of herself naked.
[[Image:ZeroksBadHabit.jpg|thumb|right|Oh, Zerok. ''Planet Earth'' + Hard Liquor = [[Alcoholic]].]]
*'''Zerok:''' A massive [[faggot]] from the Virgin Islands (seriously) whose only purpose in life is to play chess and remind people that he is a college student and therefore possesses a superior intellect. Like all mods, he is corrupt and will ban you for saying 'lol'. He also nurses an [[alcohol]] addiction, which he attempts unsuccessfully to assuage by watching DVD episodes of ''Planet Earth'' every night, and crying himself to sleep.
*'''Maus:''' Filthy dyke who pretends to have decent poetry. Is anti-photoshop threads.
*'''Stamper:''' This [[douchebag]]'s favorite activity is drawing phalli for the legions of homosexual users to drool over. He's actually paid by Fulp to render this service
*'''DanMalo:''' The only time this blatantly [[emo]] and [[gay|bisexual]] user appears is to post semi-nude pictures for the public enjoyment. [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/715004 You think that's a joke?] DanMalo, it is widely known, is finely attuned to his own sexual needs, which include bestiality, posing nude for a large audience of [[13 year old boys]] via the Jewgrounds forums, and being always on the lookout, ever vigilant for a clever piece of photographic whimsy and symbolism that could cause nary a Jewgrounder to be disappointed by the risquée display (A [[pussy|cat]], girded against his loins. Oh, the symbolism). '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''

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{{quote|I jumped that border like a Mexican a long time ago.|<small>[http://danmalo.newgrounds.com DanMalo] giving the typical nonchalant response to an inquiry put forth asking the million dollar question: "Borderline Gay?"</small>|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

[[Image:Jade_the_Newfag.jpg|thumb|right|JadeTheNewfag, attempting to /b/.]]
*'''JadeTheAssassin:''' Rare is the occasion that one happens across a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities; [[ugly]], [[nerd]]y, and reactionary are all adjectives that could accurately be used in a description of this colossal monstrosity of human devolution. It is blatantly obvious that, like all other [[mod]]s, and perhaps especially in "her" case, the only reason that she wields the [[banhammer]] is that "she" is particularly skilled at moving her dry, cracked, and generally ill-maintained lips up and down the shaft of a [[Wade Fulp|certain administrator's]] penis, inducing a blinding orgasm of goodwill.
*'''mamatequila:''' Canadian pothead dyke who spends her free time luring men into possible sexual intercourse, then cuts off their dicks.
*'''SardonicSamurai:''' ''Samurai'' is approaching [[weeaboo]]ism. ''Sardonic'' smacks of pseudo-intellectuality
*'''HAQnSPITT:''' Nobody knows who the fuck this is, because "she" never fucking posts. Why is she a mod? Ask [[Wade Fulp|Wadolf]]. In fact, while you're at it, ask Wadolf about the [[over 9000]] other mods that have been appointed over the last few years, that never actually post.
*'''EyeLovePoozy:''' Obtained modship by streaming live video on PalTalk of himself [[masturbating]] while sitting in the cab of a crane.
[[Image:Prisoner5.jpg|thumb|Accepted Moderator Philosophy]]
*'''MindChamber:''' A "major" Mod who has to keep Tom and Wadolf company, gets butthurt if other men offer to flash their dicks at the live webcams.
*'''gumOnshoe:''' The latest [[faggot]] mod to grace the virgin presence of Jewgrounds. No matter how many [[admin]]s he he manages to suck off, his [[ass]] always ends up handed to him on a silver platter by lowly commoners who see through his transparent ruse. Previously a regular, and also former mod [[bigbadron]]'s small and insignificant shadow, GoS's favorite activity (after fellatio) is sitting upon his undeserved throne of modship, and proclaiming haughtily to nobody in particular of the many cringeworthy undertakings he has spearheaded to exploit the pseudo-talent of others for his own political gain, and the astonishing amount of admin semen which he has gathered in his short time thusfar on Earth.
[[Image:TwoFacedCANAS.JPG|thumb|right|The many faces of Canas]]
*'''Canas:''' A washed up, has-been mod. He quits Newgrounds regularly whenever his [[pussy]] becomes packed with itchy, itchy sand. Then, he returns again because he has no life, and is a faggot who needs attention and derives sustenance from Wade's [[cock]]. He also has been known to edit out inconvenient truths about himself from this ED article while stomping his feet and crying hysterically.
*'''Transformer:''' A total [[faggot]] who claims to own a gay porn site. He became a moderator by asking on the forums, which the other [[faggot]] mods frown upon. Now he is a shitty moderator that is a total EyeLovePoozy wannabe. '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''
*'''Proteas:''' The exemplification of the mod stereotype, this backwoods, Tennessee-educated, beer gut-donning, far right-wing moderator on the politics forum has a special propensity for idiocy. Consumed in the oh-so-demanding physical exertions of modhood, he makes a regular point of expressing his exasperation with the community he spends 90% of his life conversing with.
[[Image:ProteasModNG.png|frame|center|The truth comes out.]]
*'''StephanosGnomon:''' An egotistical, overbearing social outcast/wigger who spent most of his life living in the comfort of suburban New York and roughly only ten minutes on the website itself. Deep in his 20's, he still lives in his parents basement where he constructed a "fort" to ward off outside society. His hobbies involve making famous rapper's mansions out of Lego, and masturbating furiously to pictures of himself with backwards hats. This mod has also been known to PWN the modfaggot known as "himself", regularly. Which ultimately leads to his butthurt ego running and crying to his daddy, just upstairs, while he tries, impotently to defame others via Encylclopedia websites, lol.
*"'''THE JEWmoke'''" Quite possibly one of THE most hypocritical moderator on Jewgrounds, after pissy poozy, that is. Supposedly a black person, he takes it upon his black ass to ban anyone who puts the words "Black","Faggot"(smeagol1) "African", "Zulu", and "CHICKEN" in a post, in hopes of bypassing the stereotypical nigger stereotypes and be accepted by the other [[wigger]] ass mod
s as a normal banning faggot. Rumored to have started an anti-troll group.
*'''Everyone else:''' Who fuckin' cares? lol rofl cocks

===Pseudo-Moderators===
A few pathetic individuals wish desperately that they were mods, not realizing what lameshits they are for aspiring to reach a bar set so painfully low that their hairless balls dangle from their natural state (sans undergarments), and brush ever-so-lightly across the bar's rusted surface as they move, day-by-day, towards the state of penultimate homosexuality that is their main pursuit in life.

*'''Jossos:''' Actually, she's not a mod, but tries desperately hard to become one by sucking them off at every available opportunity.
*'''igott:''' <s> A 14 year old [[faggot]] who tries to tell users what to do and [[faggot| mods]] how to do their job, telling the mods to "not scare the new users away", this [[faggot]] can usually be seen taking it up the ass by Poozy to become a moderator. </s> Learn to insult. [[Communist|igott]] is a [[b/tard|4chan lurking]], [[Holocaust|cleansing]] [[stoner]] that enjoys playing [[Hitler]] on the blogs so [[The cancer that is killing /b/|stupidity]] cannot invade the already fucked up BBS.
*'''FBIpolux:''' A [[fail|French Canadian]] [[faggot]] and the male equivalent of Jossos, the only difference being he will not only suck off mods on command but then about face and take [[anal | Greek]].
*'''Grammer:''' A user who is only well-known for his intentional misspelling of grammar, which drives grammar Nazis crazy. He is considered one of the biggest mod-suckers on NG.
*'''Frank-The-Hedgehog:''' Just from looking at that guy's username you can say to yourself "Gee, this guy is a faggot, and I sure hope he dies a terrible, terrible death". Similar to <del>DragonsGrief</del> Pounce, this Sonic's bitch wannabe is an anorexic, crossdressing [[furfag]]. And did I mention that he was locked in a mental ward?
*'''cellardoor6:''' A pro-American troll who regularly hijacks non-political threads by filling each page with Bush-sucking propaganda. This part-Arabic half terrorist Jew who is also a Mormon Nazi regularly types several paragraphs filled with statistics and history lessons all in order to reply to and "own" one single non-American user who says "America sux" jokingly.
*'''CapnCrunchDaPimp:''' Post-whoring kike who spams the BBS with unoriginal "HAI GUYZ WUTZ UR FAV METAL BAND/METAL SONG/METAL SONG U LISTEN 2 WHEN WATCHING GHEY PR0N LIEK ME!" topics while seriously lacking in the lulz department. Is also a retard with a lazy eye.
*'''GOTHCLAWZ:''' Wannabe goth that trys to hard and fails. Brother of naurtard, kagoe.
*'''SCTE3:''' A [[faggot | gay]] furry who tries to become a mod my sucking any moderator or admin dick he can get his mouth on, he's such a fag that he posts in the Female Users Club, even thouhg he's a guy, and then flames other men whom enter the club. [[Faggot]]
*'''Sawke:''' [[no girls on the internet|A girl that goes on Failgrounds... who knew?]]
*'''HotActionYiffFur:''' A furfag from the midwest. He, Along with Dark6, his gay lover, compose crappy techno music and put them on a site where none of the buttons fucking work. He has the mental maturity of a nine year old.
*'''Ejit:''' Brother of Ejit's sister
*'''Sk8erGirl14:''' A 40 year old pedophile who poses as a 14 year old piece of Jailbait, "she" can commonly be found sucking JadeTheAssassin's cock in hopes of becoming a mod.
*'''N-Antichrist:''' HxC Naruto fag who insists guns should be phased out because 'they're boring'. Retard.
*'''Gagsy:''' The fattest of the fatties, who once posted a [[lulz]]y glamshot that has now been lost forever, this actually-female, mod-sucker's number of friends on Jewgrounds is inversely proportional to the number she has [[IRL]]. Who, anyways, could endure the constant smell of Fritos, Pepsi, feminine juices, and sweat, fermenting for years without exposure to soap on the [[fat|big-boned]] body of this admitted [[britfag]]?
*'''Burnzoid:''' Biggest ass on ng, banned several times from the stickam chat room for indecent exposure.
*'''InsertFunnyUserName:''' Another dumb bitch on Jewgrounds, but clearly the picture "she" posted of "herself" is not really of "herself", because we all know not one self respecting, attractive woman would have near 10,000+ posts on Jewgrounds.
*'''Sectus:''' This Pathetic Excuse for a human being wishes unbelievably to be a mod, but doesn't have the guts to get it, and at times he gets depressed like a stupid goth and says he'll never make the position, but in newgrounds, any old crack-head can be modded, so wish him luck!
*'''Twilight:''' This 13 year old faggot dipshit sucks Gagsy's and mod's cocks daily. Can always be seen sucking any user cocks in an shitty Stickam thread. Total fuckhole. Saying his username isn't from [[Twilight]] dispite having to read the book and watching the movie and liking them both.
*'''Ocean:''' This 17 year old faggot dipshit sucks everyone in Stickam's and mod's cock daily. He tries to act like he knows every user that goes into stickam and annoys the fuck out of people. He is a bandwagonner faggot, if majority of people don't like you in stickam he will post shitty stuff in your topic.
*'''Ryan''' A furfag who is obsessed with his cat,The Third Reich and loves to suck smeagol1's precious cock. He is on xbox live often, he goes by the name of Shadowmeld. (Ryan also takes it up the ass from Minion777.)
*'''Grub-Xer0''' This shady black man has a habit of getting naked in stickam chat when little girls are present. He plays terrible games such has Modern warefare 2. He also has a habit of getting naked with Plotring, thus making themselfs appear to be tranny bitchs.Also bitchs when you mispell his username.
*'''Plotring*''' Grub-Xer0's gay lover. He enjoys his time reading cheesy fucking comic books then gets shitty when someone with a life makes fun of them. He has habit of getting naked on Stickam cam when he sees grub's mangina. Thus causing the end of times when everyone has to look at his cottage cheese thighs.

=== And How, Pray Tell, Might I Become a Mod? '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-Moddy showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>''' ===
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#Abandon all hopes of procreation and/or use of the phrase "irl". These will only serve to hinder the slow siphoning of life force from your rectum — A process that all future moderators must undergo before being bestowed the ultimate honor. Your irl is now modship. Your soulmate is now Newgrounds.
#Refrain from performing actions that might be construed as altruistic, funny, or interesting in any way shape or form. There's nothing interesting about you, you self-possessed ingrate. You live to serve Newgrounds.
#Perform fellatio on existing mods whenever possible. Geek orgasms are known to produce spurts of goodwill mixed in a colloidal solution with semen during ejaculation. Now you are fully prepared for your tenure as a loyal servant.
#Drink aforementioned semen solution. While performing this action, post a slew of "witty" emoticons in the hopes of being pegged for modship material.
#Travel, uninvited, to Newgrounds HQ, located in the unassuming town of Perkasie, Pennsylvania.
#Enter yourself into the literal circle of sodomy which includes all mods that Newgrounds employs;
#Fit your folds of perineal flab around the micropenis of the mod to your aft.
#Place your own micropenis (No girls allowed!) into the crusty, elasticized anus of the mod in front of you.
#Ejaculate in ecstasy.
#????
#Profit!</div></div></div></div>

[[Category:Newgrounds]]

Newgrounds/BBS/Members

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==<center>Members</center>==
The following table chronicles the most common '''Jewgrounds BBS Member Archetypes'''
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| style= "width:10%;background-color:#F94F3B; text-align:center;" | The Furfag
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#E99B4E; text-align:center;" | The "Gangster"-Whore
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#E3D04E; text-align:center;" | The Female
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#B9EF4E; text-align:center;" | The Fatty
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#8CEF4E; text-align:center;" | The Disturbed Loner
| style="width:10%;background-color:#43CFA1; text-align:center;" |The Suckup
| style="width:10%;background-color:#6CCFCA; text-align:center;" |The Failure
| style="width:10%;background-color:#B49CCA; text-align:center;" |The Virgin
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#B472CA; text-align:center; border-right:0px" | The Corrupt Administrator
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| style="text-align:right; font-weight:bold; border-bottom:0px; border-left:0px" | Specific Instances & Subgroups
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | DragonsGrief (Pounce), [[Slash Firestorm]], SCTE3
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | The Wigger-Jew
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | Kagoe, RKthrilla
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | [[Newgrounds#Newgrounds_Users_and_Their_Levels|PureCarnage]], Sanity-of-Insanity, TSStudios
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | [[Livecorpse]], [[Jeff Weise]], [[Sirtom93]]
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | BlueHippo, Various Mods
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | LardLord, DrForeman aka [[Dickneck]] Dogmeat
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | The-Great-One, Ajgourlie, 066pop
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px;border-right:0px" | WadeFulp
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=== The [[Furry|Furfag]] ===

<center><s>[http://dragonsgrief.newgrounds.com/ DragonsGrief's account can be located here].</s></center>
<center>'''Update:''' DragonsGrief currently goes by the username of [http://pounce.newgrounds.com/ Pounce].</center>

<center> DragonsGrief can currently be found [[yiffing|playing]] [[World of Warcraft]] on the U.S. Realm Mannoroth. He plays a [[trap|female]] human priest named [http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Mannoroth&n=Seriana / Seriana]. </center>

[[Image:DragonsGrief.jpg|thumb|600px|center|DragonsGrief: Unabashed [[furfag]], crossdressing [[homosexual]], lover of [[yiff]] porn, and forum regular.]]

{{quote|<small>I don't like the attention. Negative, or positive. Anymore, at least.

It's becoming weary when I just want to +1 post then I get assaulted by "LOL TRANNY" every time.

Like I said, if it wasn't ED, I would care. I've already been IP banned from every site except 4chan I posted the pictures in, and I haven't crossdressed pretty much in 4 or so months now.

That picture there will remind me forever never to do something like this again. Hard lesson well learned.
</small>|Sometimes, Encyclopedia Dramatica really does add to the greater good.|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

[[Image:Foxesvscats.jpg|thumb|Further permeation of [[Furry]] bullshit.]]
DragonsGrief leads the pack, and in fact has come to define, this reviled Forum subset with his strange and undeniably fetish-motivated antics that even the most dedicated [[homosexual]]s on the forum have a difficult time trying to justify.

In particular, a recent incident occurred in which DragonsGrief found himself in possession of two pillbottles filled to the brim with Estrofem and Spironolactone, which would begin to transform his body into that of a [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/901135 transsexual]. He proceeded to post regular updates on his progress towards actually becoming a [[tranny]], over the course of several months. His topic became an [[over 9000]]-page cesspool of unwarranted sympathy and [[butthurt]] concerning the [[teenager]]'s supposedly "shitty" life, which led him towards the long and winding path of transsexuality.

[[Image:FurryFurryButtPlug.jpg|frame|center| How DG likes to spend his free time. [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/868386/1 Srsly.] ]]

The remainder of this sexually conflicted populace is, like DragonsGrief, unapologetically [[gay|queer]] and [[unfunny]] users, who are usually [[teenagers]], whom lower users repeatedly seduce via salacious Private Messages (see "The Suckup" below) in order to convince the alleged furfag to post more furry pornography on his userpage. Even though they are probably neither counted amongst the ranks of the [[gay]] or [[furry]] legions, all Jewgrounds users, as a term of the contract which they signed to become a user, are still required to drool all over their keyboards with their dicks out.

A furfag will stroll into a thread expecting to have their asshole munched by the massive ranks of [[13-year-old boy]]s who look up to them. Most likely, this will happen in [[at least 100]] percent of these events.</div></div>

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=== The "Gangster"-[[Whore]] ===

[[Image:NGigga.JPG|thumb|Uh oh...]]
A subcategory of user, semi-related to the [[furfag]], in that they can quite literally be classified as sub-human and that their kind offers little to advance the common interest of that species (minus, thankfully, yiff pornography). Usually, the white trash that makes up most of these users know how to manipulate the [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old faggots]] to their will, vaguely offering a [[LOL WUT|chance to be noticed in exchange for attention]].

In essence, the typical whore of the Jewgrounds forum is always a black person, and often a [[wigger]], with a self-proclaimed obsession with [[rap]] music to boot. In broken jive-english, he proclaims,

{{quote|*Im probably the only Black Gangster up on this site with an actual [[Pedophilia|Arrest Record]]. But fuck it! if yall motha Fuckas cool with me im cool with yall *I make hardcore Street Rap Beats *just let me Handle some copyright shit and ill post em up later|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

As a result of his abiding love for hardcore [[rap|Hip-Hop music]], he can often be found, [[lurk]]ing in the seedy underbelly of the audio portal; the "hood," if one is to indulge in the Whore's fantastical overuse of words that, in his humble view, lend him "street cred" against rival [[wigger]] gangs who populate the neighboring urban sprawl of the audio portal and forum. When rival "black person" cross paths, they, without fail, furrow their apelike brows in sweaty concentration and reach for their trusty Uzis, and .22 caliber pistols, before holding them awkwardly sideways in the only way they know how and carrying out the natural selection that the more developed end of the human spectrum has already largely transcended.

Because of this constant state of natural selection in action, the Gangster-Whore is thankfully now a dying breed.

==== The [[Wigger]]-Jew====
Perhaps among the most [[facepalm]]-worthy groups of Jewgrounds, the Wigger-Jew subculture has begun to pervade the forums, as well as well as the Flash portal, with a stunning rapidity that can only be attributed to White, Jewish Gen X'ers forgetting to wear condoms in mid-1995.

[[Image:Child-bandannas.jpg|thumb|left|150px|WE RUN THIS BLOCK NIGGA.]]
[[Image:kidnotgangsta.jpg|thumb|200px|Jewgrounds's famed "Wigger-Jew".]]
Within the "Gangster"-Whore sphere of influence the [[Wigger]]-Jew does exist but is made distinct by the specificity of the clan. A result of a mistake on the part of a group of [[white trash|intrepid social experimenters]], this combination of undesirable genes has yielded exactly the apish offspring that any reasonable person would expect when a money-grubbing, fat-nosed Jew is crossed with a [[white people|white person]] who actually aspires to be a [[monkey]] by enjoying monkey pastimes, such as rap music.

He is often observed wearing a [[Spongebob]] Squarepants T-Shirt along with a [[Crips]]-Style bandana in the hopes that it makes him appear [[hardcore]]. Clearly, though, it just exposes him for being the faggot he is, trying to emulate the aforementioned black person by spewing such ridiculous, subhuman phrases as "HEY MAYN, WE GON' WHOOP DAT TRICK, CUZ WE ALL UP IN DIS HOOD LIKE A DICK IN A STANKY HOE, NIGGA!"

: <big>'''Clear Wigger-Jew Example'''</big> '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-wj showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
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<center><big><big>'''Unsuccessful Laboratory Crossbreed:'''</big></big></center>
<center><big>The [[Wigger]]-Jew Hybrid</big></center>

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{{quote|<small><small><small>Chanukkah? / No, that's over

So, yo, / don't get passed over

Get your ass over / to my pad it's Passover

I'm the mad flow-er Smooth-E teamin' / and I hope you understand it

If you want the story of Passover / rent "The 10 Commandments"

Starring Charlton Heston / but I got a question

'Bout the bread that is unleavened / causin' indigestion called

'''MATZAH!'''

Eat it for a week / we gotsta

No bread, no pasta / best believe a Jew is stopped up.</small></small></small>|Anonymous [[Wigger]]-Jew crossbreed.|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}</div>

Sadly, while the "Gangster"-Whore excitedly jumps at every chance to [[evolution|naturally select]] with a .22 caliber pistol held at a rakish angle, the Wigger-Jew is morally opposed and / or a [[pussy|pussy]] when faced with violence, and is thus unintentionally causing a wide proliferation of his kind all around Jewgrounds, and the entire internet.</div></div>

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=== The [[Woman|Female]] ===

A true rarity on Newgrounds, they are usually either 40 year-old truckers; perverted men who get pics from Myspace and act like they're a girl; [[whores]] who post pictures of themselves; or [[ugly]] [[shemale]]s, refusing to [[TITS OR GTFO|post pics]].

None of them are, however, actual [[women]] because we all know [[No girls on the internet|there are no girls on the internet]]. The illusion of conversing with the fairer sex is comforting, though, to those who are unable to do so [[IRL]].

Although, technically, there are limited number of actual females on Jewgrounds, these can hardly be defined as such because their prodigious girth, incredibly unattractive features, dykish-[[lesbian]]ity, and all other physical characteristics combine to make a wholly unfeminine form. Frankly, these characteristics tend to create a picture that is a totally separate entity from ''Humanity'' itself, as well. For this reason, it is easier to simply define Jewgrounds as female-devoid altogether.

The [[Male|average]] Newgrounds forum [[13-year-old boy|user]] will pine away for the chance to nuzzle their faces in these purportedly "female" breasts almost as much as they will dream of placing an [[Admin]]'s penis into their salivating mouth. The "females" all enjoy this because they are all actually [[pedophiles]], trying to hook up with some of the many underage users and proceed to [[rape]] them mercilessly.

==== Kagoe====

Quite possibly the most defining user in Newgrounds' entire userbase is a 12-year-old virgin who apparently claims to be a girl, although the picture of her leaked onto her faggot brother's userpage suggests otherwise. ([[Newgrounds#The_Female|Yes, it's really her]]) Typical narutard [[gaiafag]] who is trolled so easily to the extent where it's gotten boring for all of the veteran oldfags. A visit to her [http://kagoe.newgrounds.com/ blog] will illustrate exactly how much of a stereotypical [[idiot]] she is.

As if it couldn't get even more lulzy, her brother demonstrates that idiocy seems to run in the family. An emo faggot who calls himself [http://gothclawz.newgrounds.com GOTHCLAWZ] who apparently denies all allegations that he's a goth (lolwut?) who is apparently 15 yet has even lower intelligence than his sister (which is really, really frightening). Although GOTHCLAWZ has admitted repeatedly to performing incestual acts on his younger sister, he often appears as being aggresive towards her, resulting in the two looking like a married couple. In such a dysfunctional family, it's automatically likely.

[[Image:Kagoe.jpg|frame|center|The most-common iteration of the [http://kagoe.newgrounds.com Jewgrounds Female]]]

One point regarding Kagoe that makes her such a fine specimen for trolling is that she takes it very [[The_Internet_is_serious_business|personally]], and will often write whole blog entries as well as hate lists to demonstrate her hatred towards the patriotic trolls of Newgrounds. This, of course, prompts [[over 9000]] times as much trolling in response. After such a high volume of [[win]], she still doesn't quite understand the concept of trolling, yet so frequently attempts it herself.

Her brother, GOTHCLAWZ, has also admitted to being technically a [[paedophile]]. He thinks it's okay because he's a minor himself. [[Partyvan]] is imminent. GOTHCLAWZ is also renowned as being the biggiest [[attention whore]] on Jewgrounds, as the over 9000 times he tried to get attention, he usually fails in each. However he does have '''Asperger's Syndrome''' which might make him seem like he's searching for attention. His most extreme case was when he made a blog entry stating that he was going to kill himself (prompting minimal numbers of comments, seriously, there was less than 20), and returned a few days later, after a few users have pointed out that he started signing into MSN again, he claimed he was given his laptop & got Internet from his Hospital bed. As soon as the other's on the Internet heard about him coming online again, he returned saying that his attempt [[fail]]ed, and that he stabbed himself with a butcher knife through his stomach into his rib at the back and it didn't kill him. Apparently, he miraculously recovered to conciousness in a few days and returned to Jewgrounds with a bandaged & punctured stomach.

Since the few users who weren't fucking retarded requested video footage of his scar, he posted a shitty video on YouTube in which you couldn't see a scar. Seriously, the area which he claimed to stab himself was clean. He said that the reason his scar isn't visible is because of [[bullshit|bad lighting]]. Since then, he has dropped all references to this failed attempt at becoming [[an hero]], and no one has raised question because [[nobody cares]]. It is most likely that GOTHCLAWZ was attempting to seek attention, or an Asperger's action.

Oh, by the way, Kagoe owns a lame Naruto forum of which GOTHCLAWZ is attempting to co-admin. [http://www.bijuuclan.smfnew.com/index.php LULZ]</div></div>

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=== The [[Fatty]] ===
[[Image:Jonas_Quintessential_NG.jpg|thumb|155px|The [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1011956 quintessence] of Jewgrounds Membership.]]

One of the most common occurrences on not just Jewgrounds, but the entire expanse of the [[internets|internet]], the [[fatty]] can most often be observed doing some or all of the following things simultaneously:
*Consuming High Fructose Corn Syrup

*Drinking Non-diet Soda

*Eating processed foods drenched in cholesterol

*Dieting, but [[fail]]ing

*Shoveling raw sugar into his cavity-riddled mouth

*Posting lazily on the Jewgrounds Forum
Often being of the [[Newgrounds#The_Virgin|Virgin]] persuasion as well as of the Fatty, he often finds himself spending his days in front of the computer screen, having no real friends, and nothing, really, to do besides stare forlornly into the mass of pixels that serves as a shield from harsh reality, wondering at what might have been. Sometimes, a Fatty is fat because his obese parents decided [[fuck|to fuck]] instead of carrying out the [[God Hates Fags|will of god]], and abstaining. Mostly, though, the Fatty is fat because he eats copiously, and staunchly refuses to exercise on the grounds that his "high metabolism is going to kick in any day now."
[[Image:NGADDICT.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Fattymess.jpg|thumb|150px|The fatty, having just masturbated to internet pornography.]]This lack of exercise is facilitated by his engagement in the [[shit nobody cares about|inner workings]] of the Jewgrounds Forums (in particular, The [[Newgrounds#General|General Forum]]), where he quickly tends to wrack up a massive quantity of worthless posts, in the hopes that it makes him more acceptable to society at large. What he fails to realize, though, is that what happens on the internet, stays on the internet. [[IRL]], he will remain a failure, even if on the [[internets]] he is a star.

By the time he is forty five, semi-bedridden and unemployed, earning approximately the same salary as a subsistence farmer in [[Nigeria]], he will realize that perhaps, if only he had moved his legs up and out of that computer chair, if only he had stopped blaming his obesity on metabolism, if only he had gotten up and ''done'' something instead of sitting and staring as the stupidity fluttered by his eyes on an obscure little corner of the internet, maybe he wouldn't be consuming his weight in potato chips on weekly basis, and maybe his body wouldn't be wider than it was tall. Maybe he would have gained the motivation to better his life, to start anew.

Maybe, but probably not.</div></div>

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=== The Disturbed Loner===

Denoted by their "[[emo|dark]]", brooding aura, by their "Punk" hairstyles, and by their fierce dedication to violence and depiction thereof, seeing a Disturbed Loner is a common occurrence whilst browsing the forums.

[[Image:Punkkid.jpg|frame|center|Friendless Loner is friendless.]]

The Disturbed loner truly has only one goal in life: this is to create a massive [[butthurt]] bomb on a scale far beyond the modest attempts of BBS [[troll|griefers]]. Rather than simply causing a mod to scratch his/<s>her</s> hair-engulfed [[ass]] in delicate anticipation of flicking the miniscule user off of the body of Jewgrounds, these [[angsty teen]]s use an altogether more meaningful medium to exact their revenge on the [[Linkin Park|society that has forsaken them]]; namely, [[irl]].

Instead of the keyboard, the Disturbed Loner uses a Tec-9. Instead of an internet forum, the Disturbed Loner prefers a local and convenient high school.

==== [[Jeff Weise]]====
A prime example of the Disturbed Loner, Jeff lived in a self-described "Weed-induced coma" during the greater portion of his life. As such, it is natural to nod in understanding when we learn that this [[Native American]] teenager [http://regret.newgrounds.com possessed a few] [http://syko666.newgrounds.com/ newgrounds accounts].

[[Image:Doom_School_shooting.jpg|thumb|375px|A [[screenshot]] of the game "Red Lake School"]]

On the morning of March 21, 2005, Weise was attempting to play a [[columbine|first person shooter]] [[video game]] entitled "Red Lake School." At the time, Weise was [[stoned]] out of his mind, and thus was unable to recognize that "Red Lake School" was '''not''' the [[mainstream]], yet captivating title that he was in perpetual search of as a member of the video game-addicted population of Jewgrounds. Jeff, though, did recognize that there were significant flaws in the infrastructure of the game, and therefore reasoned that "Red Lake School" was actually a [[beta]] test of a video game which would soon be released to the public, but only after the glitches were ironed out.

It being every Jewgrounds user's dream to test [[video games]] as a career, Mr Weise gallantly attempted to [[killing|assist these intrepid programmers]], knowing in his heart that it was the right thing to do, the only thing to do, and that it would gain him valuable [[MMORPG|experience points]] in the [[video games|field of study]] which he later intended to occupy. After several hours of virulent testing, Weise came to several important conclusions about "Red Lake School".

:* He felt certain that '''the difficulty level''' of the game was set too low; the opponents barely fought back at all.

:* He was deeply impressed by '''the physics engine''' of the game — such low system requirements for such incredible results!

:* '''The sound effects''', he discovered, while realistic, were hardly entertaining enough on their own without mood music

:* He was rather annoyed by the '''lack of explosive weapon categories''' to make plentiful use of.

:* '''The scenery''' was among the worst he had ever seen, even in a preliminary-stage video game ("A SCHOOL?" thought he, "Who the fuck's idea was that?")

[[Image:Jeff_Weise_the_fatty.jpg|thumb|left|350px|Nothin' but a Native American, teenage-stoner-industrialist, Newgrounds addicted mass murderer.]]

With his list of grievances, young Jeff sent a comprehensive letter to [[EA]], the official distributors of the game, telling the wayward company what a thousand focus groups could not: what, exactly, needed alteration in "Red Lake School".

EA, being [[douchebag]]s of self-proclaimed authority on Video Games, never actually read Weise's letter, and failed to act on all but one of Weise's brilliant suggestions and observations. Finding it in the best interests of selling more copies of the game, they programmed an increase in difficulty after level [[42]], which brought a significant and perhaps insurmountable challenge to Jeff, who made a personal commitment to beat the game, whatever the cost to his social life.

Surprising him from behind, the first credible opposition he had faced in the game became his focus. It was some kind of [[police|paramilitary force]], dressed in Blue uniforms and strange golden badges. Clearly they were foreign, but of what ethnicity could they be? [[German]]? [[Russian]]? Jeff was intrigued.

Peering through the scope of his rifle so as to gain a better glimpse of his opposition, Jeff had forgotten to take an all-important step that this game uniquely possessed. In its attempts to simulate reality, [[EA]] had incorporated a "gun safety" feature into the weaponry, which Mr. Weise had failed to engage. As Jeff stared down through the scope, he was perplexed by the fact that the image in his scope appeared smaller, rather than magnified as it should be. Realizing that the scope was reversed, Jeff attempted to expertly flip the rifle around in order to gain the closer viewpoint which he desired. Not being an expert, of course, Jeff brushed his hand against the [[trigger]], and in the process blew off his [[head]]. Jeff had also failed to glance up his Heads-Up Display, clearly indicating that he had only one life remaining, which he was currently living out.

When the game was released publicly a day later, it was universally panned.

==== LiveCorpse====

During his short tenure on Jewgrounds, which ended rather [[an hero]]ically in 2005, [http://livecorpse.newgrounds.com LiveCorpse] exemplified the ultimate Jewgroundian archetype, submitting scads of unwatchable flash animations which redefined the word "[[fail]]ure." And yet to many of his blindly devoted followers (the blind being led by the blind), his angsty and violent departure was met by actual sadness. The question is thus begged: How is it ''possible'' that these people were not aware of the abhorrent quality of LiveCorpse's flash résumé? And how is it possible that, assuming they had actually seen one of his "animations," they would have been deemed it in their eyes worthy of repect, or even lukewarm praise?
[[Image:Ilikeknives.JPG|thumb|left|300px|If nothing else, LiveCorpse was able to prove beyond doubt that quality control is virtually nonexistent on Jewgrounds. [http://www.kvoa.com/Global/story.asp?S=1936322 Truthing.]]]
Despite the sympathetic legends that surround his seedy persona, the sad truth is that [[Livecorpse]] (More like DEADcorpse, amirite? lol) was a talentless faggot who was named "Adam Fulton." Adam lived in poverty, sucking cocks so that he could afford his daily [[crack]] fix, and being the first spammer to fill Jewgrounds with his generally pathetic bullshit about his twisted deviant desires.

One day, he was drinking fire-water with an [[Injun]] friend of his, who, due to the red man's extreme weakness for alcohol, attempted to give Adam the gift of suprise [[buttsecks]]. This, combined with the fact his pimp/landlord had beaten his ass the night before for not having the loot finally drove Adam over the edge. Adam "poked" the big red savage with a knife, in an attempt to "warn him to knock it off."

In a sort of reverse-reenactment of the events leading up to the Trail of Tears, The savage redskin fled into the night, and contacted the cops. Adam took flight, and in his escape, shot a cop but failed to kill the officer. Adam hid from the police from the next few days, basically living a real-life GTA game in which he stole cars, ran over hookers and became king of the streets. Well, not really, he basically cowered in a dumpster that substituted for his now-unavailable [[hugbox]].

Realizing he would never escape prison without his poopchute being expanded to easily accommodate a size 9 shoe, Adam snuck back into his apartment, wrote a suicide E-mail, sent it to his family and [[Tom Fulp]] (Who later [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/139349 plastered it postmortem] across Jewgrounds's front page for teh [[lulz]]), and then became [[an hero]] of the most prolific sort.

====Sirtom93====

{{天|1=<div align="left">[[Fact|'''Interesting Fact:''']]<br/>This article contains someone who fails at being [[an hero]].</div>|2=Selfpwnfail.gif|3=180px|4=#eeeeee}}

'''Thomas Briggs''' (aka '''[[Sirtom93]]''') is a [[fail| failed]] [[an hero]] who wanted to go [[Columbine]] on his school but ended up [[v&]].

The story started at 10:40AM [[Britfag|GMT]] on the internet's favourite place for depressed [[13-year-old boy|teenage]] [[goth|goths]], [[Newgrounds]]. He stupidly told his favourite forum his devious plans before skipping off to school, tooled up in as impressive a manner as a Brit can - i.e., rather lame.

{{quote|Today at 11:30 GMT I will attack my school with arson and other forms of violence. Those bastards will pay. I have cans, matches, lighter, knives, compressed explosives. Shit will go down in flames. | Sirtom93 initiating his downfall}}

The Newgrounds forum, a particularly attractive location for [[Jeff Weise|school shooters]], was quick on the case, with a [[Canada|Canadian]] phoning up the police in Norwich and others calling his school, so that when he arrived (tardy!) he was taken aside, searched and detained.

{{quote|They searched him during a lesson and found a knife, matches and a canister of flammable liquid. | [[Tabloid|The Sun]], telling us the faggot only had one knife and no compressed explosives. Fucking [[internet tough guy]].}}

Soon, the police turned up and hauled him in, and that night he found himself [[pwned|detained under the mental health act]], wrapped up in a straightjacket so he couldn't smear his [[shit|faeces]] on the wall.

{{quote|I love it when guys shit on my face. | Sirtom93s final post}}

{{quote|I knew getting him that gameboy color would overstimulate him!. | Thomas Briggs' Mother}}

Next time, try [[emo|self-harm]].
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=== The Suckup ===

Excessively common, these users not only kiss [[ass]], but [[Liar|try to say they do not kiss ass]]. Made up of the [[newfags]] who don't oppose the majority of Newgrounds regulars, they will kiss the ass of the first person with a post count of [[OVER 9000|over 9000]], and [[Coward|immediately change sides]] if their hero is being sufficiently [[pwned|pwn3d]].

The Suckup defends himself from criticisms of ulterior motives using the last refuge of the [[butthurt]]. This is known as the [[Bigger Man Argument|"Bigger Man" argument]], and it has the dubious benefit of making the user look like a complete [[jackass]], while also counting as an immediate forfeiture of high ground in due process of the argument in question.'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-butthurt showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
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=== The Failure===

[[Image:Newgrounds_Emoticons.jpg|thumb|Excessive use of emoticons is a signature trait.]]
They are generally identified by their overuse of the Newgrounds emoticons, especially the "[http://img.ngfiles.com/emoticons/emote-8.gif Blushing]" face, the "[http://img.ngfiles.com/emoticons/emote-19.gif Mad as Hell]" face, and the ever-popular, always-in-style, aptly-named "[http://img.ngfiles.com/emoticons/emote-2.gif Agnry Faic][sic]." The Failure tends to use these in combination with every post he makes, in order to attract more attention to himself.
[[Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|thumb|left|Happy 20<sup>th</sup> birthday from mom, you little long-haired, [[faggot]]y, [[basement-dweller]], you!]]
These users are most commonly [[Puberty|Preteen]] faggots who generate massive amounts of lulz, given the right conditions. Whenever one of these sorry users is pushed over the edge by flaming, pwnage, or mass hate they either pussy out of Newgrounds, or attempt a [[Fucktard|last stand]] to save their ego.

The failure comes in a variety of forms, some worse than others. Like the [[Newgrounds#The_Suckup|Suckup]], many failures enjoy using the "[[Bigger Man Argument]]" to defend themselves when confronted. When they finally do leave due to flaming and personal attacks, they normally make promises to never, EVAR, come back. Just like other failures, they tend not to [[Liar|keep that promise]].

{{quote|<small>YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND CAN'T SAY SHIT YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ YOUR MY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK! YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK BITCH UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS</small>|-Infamous Quote of a well-known Jewgrounds-based Failure.|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

In keeping with the proud Jewgrounds tradition of [[Anna Nicole Smith|complete failure]] and [[No one likes you|self-pwnage]], often the [[Myspace|blog]] system is utilized to upload a final farewell to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika%2C_Ontario uncaring community], complete with massive amounts of [[Rfjason|tears]], [[Angst|pussy rubbing]] and [[emo|butthurt]], only to be deleted days later, when The Failure returns, this time, with a greater fear of [[irl|RL]] where claiming to be a "[[leet|1337 hax0r]]" can earn one [[rape|surprise buttsex]].

==== LardLord and his exploits====
A subcategory of "The Failure" and a category all to himself, [http://lardlord.newgrounds.com LardLord] is the type of [[President Barack Hussein Obama|Pro-American]], [[herpes|Genital]]- flaunting, [[atheist|atheistic]], [[mutescream|Mensa Member]] that is best dealt with by traveling back in time, and [[abortion|flooding]] his [[mother]]'s uterus with Hydrochloric Acid before she has a chance to [[sex|procreate.]]
[[Image:LardLordBalls.jpg|thumb|left|An unsightly man shan't be parted from his own Nudie shots.]]
[[Image:LardLord.jpg|thumb|Chalupas, arousals, and rectal examinations, OH MY!]]
After posting gratuitously explicit pictures of his own [[ball|testicles]], as viewed from the back, LardLord also made sure to [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/784031/1 post] about his recent Doctor's Office Visit, in which he found himself on the receiving end of an erotic anal probe. Not only did our young <s>virgin</s> [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/918517 friend become] aroused by his doctor's experienced and heavily-lubed hands, but he also took an "involuntary" shit on her table. Next time, he supposes, it would be prudent to lay off the roughage and [[Mexican]] food.

{{quote|<small>
Into a Dixie cup. then I drink it up.

Actually, since it's high in fructose and glucose, it's mildly sweet and sugary.
</small>|[http://lardlord.newgrounds.com/ LardLord], Responding to the question "What is your favorite place to cum?"|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

'''UPDATE''': LardLord is now [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892763/1/ impotent], after performing [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/891981/ "sexual experimentation"] upon himself. For future reference, shoving a magic wand up your asshole is a great way to impress your friends.

'''EVEN [[MOAR]] UPDATE''': LardLord has lost any shred of credibility he might once have possessed, now that he has actually abandoned all pretense of self-control, and gone on a [[gay]], drunken, bar-hopping rampage, and awakened in a hotel room to find an aerosol can [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/918517 lodged in his] [[ass]].

'''ANOTHER UPDATE''': [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1009974/7 LardLord got trolled and attempted to attack the credibility of others.]</div></div>

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===The Virgin===
Comprising 99.8% of the Jewgrounds userbase, they are easily denoted by their obsession with [[tits]], [[masturbation]] and [[pornography]]. Virgins are usually the first to call shenanigans when another user makes mention of his/<s>[[No girls on the internet|her]]</s> sexual experience.

Lacking any knowledge of where cock goes, he spends much effort vainly attempting to fool others into believing that he hase extensive first-hand sexual expertise in regards to the many submissive [[Azn]] concubines he claims to have had. It is painfully clear, however, that this young failure has no actual expertise beyond the fateful conjunction of the [[masturbation|left hand]], sock, and [[penis]]; nor that he ever will, beyond a heartfelt stare into the piercing eyes of [[Chris Hansen]] as those prophesied words echo about the Spartan room, and through a conflicted mind-- ''Why don't you take a seat over there..''.
[[Image:Ninds.jpg|thumb|left|Jewgrounders are more interested in whether or not she's playing Pokémon.]]
A rule of thumb for determining whether or not a user falls into this category is employment of the simple question:

{{quote|Is this person a registered Jewgrounds user?|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

If the answer to the aforementioned question is anything even remotely resembling an affirmative, you could safely gamble your entire life savings, as well as your extended family members, safe in the knowledge that your [[operation lioncash|monies]] will be safe, and your family not [[slave|enslaved]], so long as you realize that the user in question was a [[virgin]], is a [[virgin]], and without any reasonable doubt in mind, will be a [[virgin]] until he takes his final, shuddering, and unsatisfied breath, staring longingly at the [[tits]] of the hot nurse leaning seductively over his sickbed.

:''Oh, how he wishes he could fondle those [[breasts]], or even casually brush his hand against their shapely and supple but ever-obscured wonder, for just one time. He has but one opportunity. One second remains in his life. And then his eyes roll back in his head, and the nurse pulls a white sheet over his head. He can never know in his death, that as she performs this mechanical duty, her prodigious [[tits]] brush softly against his parted lips, ironically fulfilling his lifelong lustful wish, mere seconds after the last breath leaves his virgin lips...''

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<big>A simple formula to determine the likelihood of a Jewgrounds Virgin ever having sex is as follows:</big></center>

<center>Note that: ''TimeSpentOnJewgrounds'' '''must always = (Age of User - 13)''' and is measured in years</center>
<center>And ''NumberOfPreviousSexSessions'' '''must always = 0''' for Jewgrounds users, thereby creating a [[final solution]] of [[divide by zero|Division by Zero]].</center>

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==== The-"[[virgin|Great]]"-One====

[[Image:The_Great_One_1.jpg|thumb|150px|Acne is always a plus.]]
[[Image:The_Great_One_2.jpg|thumb|150px|Sunglasses transplanted from 1982 do not a sexy teen make.]]

One such future-[[pedophile|Dateline NBC star]], and perhaps the ultimate poster-boy of the virgin cause, is a young and highly deluded user with an inflated and unreasonable concept of self, who has chosen to humbly refer to himself as [http://the-great-one.newgrounds.com/ "The-Great-One"] -- an especially odd moniker to place upon his forehead, given the horrifying condition of his face and mildly [[fat|"not slim"]] stature. Acne medication has never been further from any man's mind than The-Great-One. Henceforth, The-Great-One will serve as a microcosm of the greater movement on Jewgrounds, of blatant, mortifying Virginity.

Blissfully unaware of the stares he elicits, even from the modest-looking pool of users who frequent Jewgrounds, the Virgin parades his subhuman rolls of pocked fat around the forums as if they were gold coins to be traded in a [[World of Warcraft]] auction, rather than the classical symptoms of a lack of self-control when it comes to Twinkies and two-liters of Shasta.

[[Image:The_Great_One_3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|It's difficult to express the frustration of Virignity without the use of interpretive theater.]]

Clearly, the Virgin has no outlet for the sexual tension that has been building in his body and mind for most of his life. Thus, he must resort to bizarre forms of roleplay — with himself, no less — to relieve this pressure. Here we see the Virgin presenting his "erected" and metaphorical phallus before the phantom female who inhabits his lonely mind, roleplayed by his male friend seen to the Virgin's immediate right. This elaborate ritual plays out every night within the safe and sturdy confines of the Virgin's room, lest anyone jump to hasty assumptions about the Virgin's odd intentions, and/or sexual preferences.

The Virgin, however, comes in many varieties; The-"Great"-One is merely a solitary example of a cultural phenomenon that is the rule itself, not the exception, on Jewgrounds. There are Virgins of every [http://violentaj.newgrounds.com minority], [http://gagsy.newgrounds.com size], [http://cellardoor6.newgorunds.com political persuasion], [http://zerok.newgrounds.com seniority], [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/918360/1 *Gag Reflex*], and essentially any other disgusting combination of elements lumped together in a beastly amalgamation that sits on the tenuous border between the edge of reality, and the Twilight Zone.

These users, young and old, despite all physical flaws, despite all character flaws, could possibly in some corruption of the Laws of Physics, have a meager shot at the possibility of some form of contact with the opposing sex. The only factor preventing these users from that possibility of a possibility is the fact that they spend every waking moment of their lives browsing the vacuous forums of Jewgrounds, searching for a camaraderie with their kin, instead of browsing ''reality'' for a mate, like they're [[intelligent design|designed to]].

==== Ajgourlie====

Another gay-twat-virgin on Jewgrounds is [http://ajgourlie.newgrounds.com ajgourlie], An [[assburgers]] sufferer and all-around stupid cunt. ajgourlie spends his time spamming Poogrounds blogs with enlightened conversations such as: ''LOL YOUR GAY FAGGOT!!! [text picture of middle finger] FAGGOT!!!'' In addition to this, ajgourlie has admitted that he has yet to traverse across the line in the sand, which separates the sexually-deprived from the -experienced.

{{quote|I am a boy who loves girls and will do anything to be respected [even performing sexual favors on fellow men if it will earn me adoration!]. I will bring love and justice to the world. Beleive It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

Believe it? Oh, yes, he believes it. He also mistakenly believes he has an attractive and similarly-aged "girlfriend" named ''HAYLEY'' who he "met ... in a CHATROOM!!!" But he fails to realize that in actuality she's a [[tranny|transvestite]] [[pedophile|40-year-old man]], who desires fresh pickings on young dicks.

ajgoulie also talk's about his 'pappy' who he thinks is the best dad in the world 'cause he bought the prepubescent [[shit]] a cellphone, in exchange for daily rapings and molestation (Simliar, intriguingly, to [[Newgrounds#The_Corrupt_Administrator|Wade Fulp's captivity situation!]]). He believes his dad is the reason why he's the "good man" he is today, which is quite a condemnation of his father, 'cause he's a total annoying [[gay]]-[[cunt]].

[[Lulz]]ily enough, ajgourlie also enjoy's posting personal information. So to shut this little twatter up, ED orders you to call his cellphone [[over 9000]] times a day, and flame the shit out of him. Also, ask to speak with the child's father, in order to tell him how much of a [[fucktard]] he is, and that his son is posting his phone number on the [[internets]]. This should earn ajgourlie [[rape|extra raepings]] for [[at least 100]] days following the phone call. Also, he's a [[canada]][http://www.numberwiki.com/phone/4164312252 fag].

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| style="table-align:center; text-align: center;''|[[Image:Aj-gourlie-NG.jpg|center]]
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! style="color: black; background-color:#A7CEF1;" | Ajgourlie's Contact Info & Commentary
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| style="text-align: center;| <center>'''416-431-2252'''</center>
<center><small>''my phONE # CALL ME GIES MY CELL PHON # U CAN THANK MY DADDY 4 DAT!! LOLZ!!!''</small></center>
|-
| <center>'''http://profiles.friendster.com/84839473'''</center>
<center><small>''ma frienster profile ADD ME PLS!!!''</small></center>
|-
| <center>'''ajgourlie@hotmail.com'''</center>
<center><small>''my msn pls add me an talk 2 me PLS!!''</small></center>
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=== The Corrupt Administrator===
[[Image:YouTellMeBrah.png|thumb||The truth that Wade refuses to recognize is cleverly and permanently exposed.]]
[[Image:Wadefulp.jpg|thumb|left|Mugshot.]]
Brother of Tom Fulp, [[Wade Fulp|Wadolf]] has demonstrated that despite the dubious userbase of the [[Newgrounds|website]] at which he is employed, he still manages to make himself look like an incompetent fool in comparison to the users with which he liaises, paid more out of Tom's pity than because of Wadolf's nonexistent skillset. Consistently and totally corrupt, Wadolf removes anything on the site that even slightly confronts him, or calls into question his masculinity, massacring all criticism of his seacow of a wife, as well as anything that even mildly suggests a [[homosexual]] relationship with his brother that has essentially become a foregone conclusion in recent years. The moniker of "Wadolf" came about after Wade was found to be a blatant [[christfag|believer]] in [[conservative|Conservatism]], calling to mind the famous destroyer of Jews. Jewgrounders [[Anne Frank|are forced to hide in their attic]]s to escape the persecution of Wadolf, or one of his [[mods|pawns]]. Ultimately, however, their efforts are in vain.

[[Image:Wadolf-the-victim.png|thumb|left|A tale of woe, and a tale of forced captivity; Wadolf attempts to explain his fascist tendencies in the typical [[Freud]]ian way. Unfortunately, the [[incest|Abusive Papa]] explanation only works for people under 18 years of age at the time of the alleged [[rape|raep]].]]
[[File:Rael Logo.png|thumb|Wadolf has long desired to change the iconic Jewgrounds Logo to something slighty more representative.]]

Recently, though, Wade made an admission of [[epic]] proportions. Drunk, perhaps from sipping the intoxicating blood of one of his Jewish victims, Wadolf told a woeful story of abuse and neglect in his <s>childhood</s> early twenties, the majority of which is chronicled in the image to the left. Shortly after making the post, it was deleted, presumably because the old dictator passed out from Jew-blood poisoning, and let his head fall down upon the "DELETE" key. There are, however, [[conspiracy|alternative theories]] regarding the deletion.

Chiefly among them, that [http://tomsdad.newgrounds.com Wade's father] (who always favored the younger, less fascist of the two brothers, Tom Fulp), decided that the [[police]] would not take kindly to his emotionally-scarred son's accusations of rape as a directionless young man, whereby the elder Fulp seduced the progeny and ruthlessly took advantage of his sexual ambiguity in order to gratify his own bizarre fetishes. Thus, tinfoil-hatters tend to believe that the father had the post [[deleted|baleeted]], to perpetuate the [[Waaaambulance|silence and shame]] of his son.

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[[Category:Newgrounds]]

Newgrounds/BBS/Members

2026-04-24T09:22:19Z

YaroslavTV:

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The following table chronicles the most common '''Jewgrounds BBS Member Archetypes'''
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| style= "width:10%;background-color:#F94F3B; text-align:center;" | The Furfag
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#E99B4E; text-align:center;" | The "Gangster"-Whore
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#E3D04E; text-align:center;" | The Female
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#B9EF4E; text-align:center;" | The Fatty
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#8CEF4E; text-align:center;" | The Disturbed Loner
| style="width:10%;background-color:#43CFA1; text-align:center;" |The Suckup
| style="width:10%;background-color:#6CCFCA; text-align:center;" |The Failure
| style="width:10%;background-color:#B49CCA; text-align:center;" |The Virgin
| style= "width:10%;background-color:#B472CA; text-align:center; border-right:0px" | The Corrupt Administrator
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| style="text-align:center;" |<span id="memberLink4" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="memberContent4">[+]</span>
| style="text-align:center;" |<span id="memberLink5" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="memberContent5">[+]</span>
| style="text-align:center;" |<span id="memberLink6" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="memberContent6">[+]</span>
| style="text-align:center;" |<span id="memberLink7" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="memberContent7">[+]</span>
| style="text-align:center;" |<span id="memberLink8" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="memberContent8">[+]</span>
| style="text-align:center;" |<span id="memberLink9" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="memberContent9">[+]</span>
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| style="text-align:right; font-weight:bold; border-bottom:0px; border-left:0px" | Specific Instances & Subgroups
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | DragonsGrief (Pounce), [[Slash Firestorm]], SCTE3
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | The Wigger-Jew
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | Kagoe, RKthrilla
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | [[Newgrounds#Newgrounds_Users_and_Their_Levels|PureCarnage]], Sanity-of-Insanity, TSStudios
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | [[Livecorpse]], [[Jeff Weise]], [[Sirtom93]]
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | BlueHippo, Various Mods
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | LardLord, DrForeman aka [[Dickneck]] Dogmeat
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px" | The-Great-One, Ajgourlie, 066pop
| style="text-align:center; border-bottom:0px;border-right:0px" | WadeFulp
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=== The [[Furry|Furfag]] ===

<center><s>[http://dragonsgrief.newgrounds.com/ DragonsGrief's account can be located here].</s></center>
<center>'''Update:''' DragonsGrief currently goes by the username of [http://pounce.newgrounds.com/ Pounce].</center>

<center> DragonsGrief can currently be found [[yiffing|playing]] [[World of Warcraft]] on the U.S. Realm Mannoroth. He plays a [[trap|female]] human priest named [http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Mannoroth&n=Seriana / Seriana]. </center>

[[Image:DragonsGrief.jpg|thumb|600px|center|DragonsGrief: Unabashed [[furfag]], crossdressing [[homosexual]], lover of [[yiff]] porn, and forum regular.]]

{{quote|<small>I don't like the attention. Negative, or positive. Anymore, at least.

It's becoming weary when I just want to +1 post then I get assaulted by "LOL TRANNY" every time.

Like I said, if it wasn't ED, I would care. I've already been IP banned from every site except 4chan I posted the pictures in, and I haven't crossdressed pretty much in 4 or so months now.

That picture there will remind me forever never to do something like this again. Hard lesson well learned.
</small>|Sometimes, Encyclopedia Dramatica really does add to the greater good.|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

[[Image:Foxesvscats.jpg|thumb|Further permeation of [[Furry]] bullshit.]]
DragonsGrief leads the pack, and in fact has come to define, this reviled Forum subset with his strange and undeniably fetish-motivated antics that even the most dedicated [[homosexual]]s on the forum have a difficult time trying to justify.

In particular, a recent incident occurred in which DragonsGrief found himself in possession of two pillbottles filled to the brim with Estrofem and Spironolactone, which would begin to transform his body into that of a [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/901135 transsexual]. He proceeded to post regular updates on his progress towards actually becoming a [[tranny]], over the course of several months. His topic became an [[over 9000]]-page cesspool of unwarranted sympathy and [[butthurt]] concerning the [[teenager]]'s supposedly "shitty" life, which led him towards the long and winding path of transsexuality.

[[Image:FurryFurryButtPlug.jpg|frame|center| How DG likes to spend his free time. [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/868386/1 Srsly.] ]]

The remainder of this sexually conflicted populace is, like DragonsGrief, unapologetically [[gay|queer]] and [[unfunny]] users, who are usually [[teenagers]], whom lower users repeatedly seduce via salacious Private Messages (see "The Suckup" below) in order to convince the alleged furfag to post more furry pornography on his userpage. Even though they are probably neither counted amongst the ranks of the [[gay]] or [[furry]] legions, all Jewgrounds users, as a term of the contract which they signed to become a user, are still required to drool all over their keyboards with their dicks out.

A furfag will stroll into a thread expecting to have their asshole munched by the massive ranks of [[13-year-old boy]]s who look up to them. Most likely, this will happen in [[at least 100]] percent of these events.</div></div>

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=== The "Gangster"-[[Whore]] ===

[[Image:NGigga.JPG|thumb|Uh oh...]]
A subcategory of user, semi-related to the [[furfag]], in that they can quite literally be classified as sub-human and that their kind offers little to advance the common interest of that species (minus, thankfully, yiff pornography). Usually, the white trash that makes up most of these users know how to manipulate the [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old faggots]] to their will, vaguely offering a [[LOL WUT|chance to be noticed in exchange for attention]].

In essence, the typical whore of the Jewgrounds forum is always a black person, and often a [[wigger]], with a self-proclaimed obsession with [[rap]] music to boot. In broken jive-english, he proclaims,

{{quote|*Im probably the only Black Gangster up on this site with an actual [[Pedophilia|Arrest Record]]. But fuck it! if yall motha Fuckas cool with me im cool with yall *I make hardcore Street Rap Beats *just let me Handle some copyright shit and ill post em up later|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

As a result of his abiding love for hardcore [[rap|Hip-Hop music]], he can often be found, [[lurk]]ing in the seedy underbelly of the audio portal; the "hood," if one is to indulge in the Whore's fantastical overuse of words that, in his humble view, lend him "street cred" against rival [[wigger]] gangs who populate the neighboring urban sprawl of the audio portal and forum. When rival "black person" cross paths, they, without fail, furrow their apelike brows in sweaty concentration and reach for their trusty Uzis, and .22 caliber pistols, before holding them awkwardly sideways in the only way they know how and carrying out the natural selection that the more developed end of the human spectrum has already largely transcended.

Because of this constant state of natural selection in action, the Gangster-Whore is thankfully now a dying breed.

==== The [[Wigger]]-Jew====
Perhaps among the most [[facepalm]]-worthy groups of Jewgrounds, the Wigger-Jew subculture has begun to pervade the forums, as well as well as the Flash portal, with a stunning rapidity that can only be attributed to White, Jewish Gen X'ers forgetting to wear condoms in mid-1995.

[[Image:Child-bandannas.jpg|thumb|left|150px|WE RUN THIS BLOCK NIGGA.]]
[[Image:kidnotgangsta.jpg|thumb|200px|Jewgrounds's famed "Wigger-Jew".]]
Within the "Gangster"-Whore sphere of influence the [[Wigger]]-Jew does exist but is made distinct by the specificity of the clan. A result of a mistake on the part of a group of [[white trash|intrepid social experimenters]], this combination of undesirable genes has yielded exactly the apish offspring that any reasonable person would expect when a money-grubbing, fat-nosed Jew is crossed with a [[white people|white person]] who actually aspires to be a [[monkey]] by enjoying monkey pastimes, such as rap music.

He is often observed wearing a [[Spongebob]] Squarepants T-Shirt along with a [[Crips]]-Style bandana in the hopes that it makes him appear [[hardcore]]. Clearly, though, it just exposes him for being the faggot he is, trying to emulate the aforementioned black person by spewing such ridiculous, subhuman phrases as "HEY MAYN, WE GON' WHOOP DAT TRICK, CUZ WE ALL UP IN DIS HOOD LIKE A DICK IN A STANKY HOE, NIGGA!"

: <big>'''Clear Wigger-Jew Example'''</big> '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-wj showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
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<center><big><big>'''Unsuccessful Laboratory Crossbreed:'''</big></big></center>
<center><big>The [[Wigger]]-Jew Hybrid</big></center>

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{{quote|<small><small><small>Chanukkah? / No, that's over

So, yo, / don't get passed over

Get your ass over / to my pad it's Passover

I'm the mad flow-er Smooth-E teamin' / and I hope you understand it

If you want the story of Passover / rent "The 10 Commandments"

Starring Charlton Heston / but I got a question

'Bout the bread that is unleavened / causin' indigestion called

'''MATZAH!'''

Eat it for a week / we gotsta

No bread, no pasta / best believe a Jew is stopped up.</small></small></small>|Anonymous [[Wigger]]-Jew crossbreed.|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}</div>

Sadly, while the "Gangster"-Whore excitedly jumps at every chance to [[evolution|naturally select]] with a .22 caliber pistol held at a rakish angle, the Wigger-Jew is morally opposed and / or a [[pussy|pussy]] when faced with violence, and is thus unintentionally causing a wide proliferation of his kind all around Jewgrounds, and the entire internet.</div></div>

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=== The [[Woman|Female]] ===

A true rarity on Newgrounds, they are usually either 40 year-old truckers; perverted men who get pics from Myspace and act like they're a girl; [[whores]] who post pictures of themselves; or [[ugly]] [[shemale]]s, refusing to [[TITS OR GTFO|post pics]].

None of them are, however, actual [[women]] because we all know [[No girls on the internet|there are no girls on the internet]]. The illusion of conversing with the fairer sex is comforting, though, to those who are unable to do so [[IRL]].

Although, technically, there are limited number of actual females on Jewgrounds, these can hardly be defined as such because their prodigious girth, incredibly unattractive features, dykish-[[lesbian]]ity, and all other physical characteristics combine to make a wholly unfeminine form. Frankly, these characteristics tend to create a picture that is a totally separate entity from ''Humanity'' itself, as well. For this reason, it is easier to simply define Jewgrounds as female-devoid altogether.

The [[Male|average]] Newgrounds forum [[13-year-old boy|user]] will pine away for the chance to nuzzle their faces in these purportedly "female" breasts almost as much as they will dream of placing an [[Admin]]'s penis into their salivating mouth. The "females" all enjoy this because they are all actually [[pedophiles]], trying to hook up with some of the many underage users and proceed to [[rape]] them mercilessly.

==== Kagoe====

Quite possibly the most defining user in Newgrounds' entire userbase is a 12-year-old virgin who apparently claims to be a girl, although the picture of her leaked onto her faggot brother's userpage suggests otherwise. ([[Newgrounds#The_Female|Yes, it's really her]]) Typical narutard [[gaiafag]] who is trolled so easily to the extent where it's gotten boring for all of the veteran oldfags. A visit to her [http://kagoe.newgrounds.com/ blog] will illustrate exactly how much of a stereotypical [[idiot]] she is.

As if it couldn't get even more lulzy, her brother demonstrates that idiocy seems to run in the family. An emo faggot who calls himself [http://gothclawz.newgrounds.com GOTHCLAWZ] who apparently denies all allegations that he's a goth (lolwut?) who is apparently 15 yet has even lower intelligence than his sister (which is really, really frightening). Although GOTHCLAWZ has admitted repeatedly to performing incestual acts on his younger sister, he often appears as being aggresive towards her, resulting in the two looking like a married couple. In such a dysfunctional family, it's automatically likely.

[[Image:Kagoe.jpg|frame|center|The most-common iteration of the [http://kagoe.newgrounds.com Jewgrounds Female]]]

One point regarding Kagoe that makes her such a fine specimen for trolling is that she takes it very [[The_Internet_is_serious_business|personally]], and will often write whole blog entries as well as hate lists to demonstrate her hatred towards the patriotic trolls of Newgrounds. This, of course, prompts [[over 9000]] times as much trolling in response. After such a high volume of [[win]], she still doesn't quite understand the concept of trolling, yet so frequently attempts it herself.

Her brother, GOTHCLAWZ, has also admitted to being technically a [[paedophile]]. He thinks it's okay because he's a minor himself. [[Partyvan]] is imminent. GOTHCLAWZ is also renowned as being the biggiest [[attention whore]] on Jewgrounds, as the over 9000 times he tried to get attention, he usually fails in each. However he does have '''Asperger's Syndrome''' which might make him seem like he's searching for attention. His most extreme case was when he made a blog entry stating that he was going to kill himself (prompting minimal numbers of comments, seriously, there was less than 20), and returned a few days later, after a few users have pointed out that he started signing into MSN again, he claimed he was given his laptop & got Internet from his Hospital bed. As soon as the other's on the Internet heard about him coming online again, he returned saying that his attempt [[fail]]ed, and that he stabbed himself with a butcher knife through his stomach into his rib at the back and it didn't kill him. Apparently, he miraculously recovered to conciousness in a few days and returned to Jewgrounds with a bandaged & punctured stomach.

Since the few users who weren't fucking retarded requested video footage of his scar, he posted a shitty video on YouTube in which you couldn't see a scar. Seriously, the area which he claimed to stab himself was clean. He said that the reason his scar isn't visible is because of [[bullshit|bad lighting]]. Since then, he has dropped all references to this failed attempt at becoming [[an hero]], and no one has raised question because [[nobody cares]]. It is most likely that GOTHCLAWZ was attempting to seek attention, or an Asperger's action.

Oh, by the way, Kagoe owns a lame Naruto forum of which GOTHCLAWZ is attempting to co-admin. [http://www.bijuuclan.smfnew.com/index.php LULZ]</div></div>

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=== The [[Fatty]] ===
[[Image:Jonas_Quintessential_NG.jpg|thumb|155px|The [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1011956 quintessence] of Jewgrounds Membership.]]

One of the most common occurrences on not just Jewgrounds, but the entire expanse of the [[internets|internet]], the [[fatty]] can most often be observed doing some or all of the following things simultaneously:
*Consuming High Fructose Corn Syrup

*Drinking Non-diet Soda

*Eating processed foods drenched in cholesterol

*Dieting, but [[fail]]ing

*Shoveling raw sugar into his cavity-riddled mouth

*Posting lazily on the Jewgrounds Forum
Often being of the [[Newgrounds#The_Virgin|Virgin]] persuasion as well as of the Fatty, he often finds himself spending his days in front of the computer screen, having no real friends, and nothing, really, to do besides stare forlornly into the mass of pixels that serves as a shield from harsh reality, wondering at what might have been. Sometimes, a Fatty is fat because his obese parents decided [[fuck|to fuck]] instead of carrying out the [[God Hates Fags|will of god]], and abstaining. Mostly, though, the Fatty is fat because he eats copiously, and staunchly refuses to exercise on the grounds that his "high metabolism is going to kick in any day now."
[[Image:NGADDICT.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Fattymess.jpg|thumb|150px|The fatty, having just masturbated to internet pornography.]]This lack of exercise is facilitated by his engagement in the [[shit nobody cares about|inner workings]] of the Jewgrounds Forums (in particular, The [[Newgrounds#General|General Forum]]), where he quickly tends to wrack up a massive quantity of worthless posts, in the hopes that it makes him more acceptable to society at large. What he fails to realize, though, is that what happens on the internet, stays on the internet. [[IRL]], he will remain a failure, even if on the [[internets]] he is a star.

By the time he is forty five, semi-bedridden and unemployed, earning approximately the same salary as a subsistence farmer in [[Nigeria]], he will realize that perhaps, if only he had moved his legs up and out of that computer chair, if only he had stopped blaming his obesity on metabolism, if only he had gotten up and ''done'' something instead of sitting and staring as the stupidity fluttered by his eyes on an obscure little corner of the internet, maybe he wouldn't be consuming his weight in potato chips on weekly basis, and maybe his body wouldn't be wider than it was tall. Maybe he would have gained the motivation to better his life, to start anew.

Maybe, but probably not.</div></div>

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=== The Disturbed Loner===

Denoted by their "[[emo|dark]]", brooding aura, by their "Punk" hairstyles, and by their fierce dedication to violence and depiction thereof, seeing a Disturbed Loner is a common occurrence whilst browsing the forums.

[[Image:Punkkid.jpg|frame|center|Friendless Loner is friendless.]]

The Disturbed loner truly has only one goal in life: this is to create a massive [[butthurt]] bomb on a scale far beyond the modest attempts of BBS [[troll|griefers]]. Rather than simply causing a mod to scratch his/<s>her</s> hair-engulfed [[ass]] in delicate anticipation of flicking the miniscule user off of the body of Jewgrounds, these [[angsty teen]]s use an altogether more meaningful medium to exact their revenge on the [[Linkin Park|society that has forsaken them]]; namely, [[irl]].

Instead of the keyboard, the Disturbed Loner uses a Tec-9. Instead of an internet forum, the Disturbed Loner prefers a local and convenient high school.

==== [[Jeff Weise]]====
A prime example of the Disturbed Loner, Jeff lived in a self-described "Weed-induced coma" during the greater portion of his life. As such, it is natural to nod in understanding when we learn that this [[Native American]] teenager [http://regret.newgrounds.com possessed a few] [http://syko666.newgrounds.com/ newgrounds accounts].

[[Image:Doom_School_shooting.jpg|thumb|375px|A [[screenshot]] of the game "Red Lake School"]]

On the morning of March 21, 2005, Weise was attempting to play a [[columbine|first person shooter]] [[video game]] entitled "Red Lake School." At the time, Weise was [[stoned]] out of his mind, and thus was unable to recognize that "Red Lake School" was '''not''' the [[mainstream]], yet captivating title that he was in perpetual search of as a member of the video game-addicted population of Jewgrounds. Jeff, though, did recognize that there were significant flaws in the infrastructure of the game, and therefore reasoned that "Red Lake School" was actually a [[beta]] test of a video game which would soon be released to the public, but only after the glitches were ironed out.

It being every Jewgrounds user's dream to test [[video games]] as a career, Mr Weise gallantly attempted to [[killing|assist these intrepid programmers]], knowing in his heart that it was the right thing to do, the only thing to do, and that it would gain him valuable [[MMORPG|experience points]] in the [[video games|field of study]] which he later intended to occupy. After several hours of virulent testing, Weise came to several important conclusions about "Red Lake School".

:* He felt certain that '''the difficulty level''' of the game was set too low; the opponents barely fought back at all.

:* He was deeply impressed by '''the physics engine''' of the game — such low system requirements for such incredible results!

:* '''The sound effects''', he discovered, while realistic, were hardly entertaining enough on their own without mood music

:* He was rather annoyed by the '''lack of explosive weapon categories''' to make plentiful use of.

:* '''The scenery''' was among the worst he had ever seen, even in a preliminary-stage video game ("A SCHOOL?" thought he, "Who the fuck's idea was that?")

[[Image:Jeff_Weise_the_fatty.jpg|thumb|left|350px|Nothin' but a Native American, teenage-stoner-industrialist, Newgrounds addicted mass murderer.]]

With his list of grievances, young Jeff sent a comprehensive letter to [[EA]], the official distributors of the game, telling the wayward company what a thousand focus groups could not: what, exactly, needed alteration in "Red Lake School".

EA, being [[douchebag]]s of self-proclaimed authority on Video Games, never actually read Weise's letter, and failed to act on all but one of Weise's brilliant suggestions and observations. Finding it in the best interests of selling more copies of the game, they programmed an increase in difficulty after level [[42]], which brought a significant and perhaps insurmountable challenge to Jeff, who made a personal commitment to beat the game, whatever the cost to his social life.

Surprising him from behind, the first credible opposition he had faced in the game became his focus. It was some kind of [[police|paramilitary force]], dressed in Blue uniforms and strange golden badges. Clearly they were foreign, but of what ethnicity could they be? [[German]]? [[Russian]]? Jeff was intrigued.

Peering through the scope of his rifle so as to gain a better glimpse of his opposition, Jeff had forgotten to take an all-important step that this game uniquely possessed. In its attempts to simulate reality, [[EA]] had incorporated a "gun safety" feature into the weaponry, which Mr. Weise had failed to engage. As Jeff stared down through the scope, he was perplexed by the fact that the image in his scope appeared smaller, rather than magnified as it should be. Realizing that the scope was reversed, Jeff attempted to expertly flip the rifle around in order to gain the closer viewpoint which he desired. Not being an expert, of course, Jeff brushed his hand against the [[trigger]], and in the process blew off his [[head]]. Jeff had also failed to glance up his Heads-Up Display, clearly indicating that he had only one life remaining, which he was currently living out.

When the game was released publicly a day later, it was universally panned.

==== LiveCorpse====

During his short tenure on Jewgrounds, which ended rather [[an hero]]ically in 2005, [http://livecorpse.newgrounds.com LiveCorpse] exemplified the ultimate Jewgroundian archetype, submitting scads of unwatchable flash animations which redefined the word "[[fail]]ure." And yet to many of his blindly devoted followers (the blind being led by the blind), his angsty and violent departure was met by actual sadness. The question is thus begged: How is it ''possible'' that these people were not aware of the abhorrent quality of LiveCorpse's flash résumé? And how is it possible that, assuming they had actually seen one of his "animations," they would have been deemed it in their eyes worthy of repect, or even lukewarm praise?
[[Image:Ilikeknives.JPG|thumb|left|300px|If nothing else, LiveCorpse was able to prove beyond doubt that quality control is virtually nonexistent on Jewgrounds. [http://www.kvoa.com/Global/story.asp?S=1936322 Truthing.]]]
Despite the sympathetic legends that surround his seedy persona, the sad truth is that [[Livecorpse]] (More like DEADcorpse, amirite? lol) was a talentless faggot who was named "Adam Fulton." Adam lived in poverty, sucking cocks so that he could afford his daily [[crack]] fix, and being the first spammer to fill Jewgrounds with his generally pathetic bullshit about his twisted deviant desires.

One day, he was drinking fire-water with an [[Injun]] friend of his, who, due to the red man's extreme weakness for alcohol, attempted to give Adam the gift of suprise [[buttsecks]]. This, combined with the fact his pimp/landlord had beaten his ass the night before for not having the loot finally drove Adam over the edge. Adam "poked" the big red savage with a knife, in an attempt to "warn him to knock it off."

In a sort of reverse-reenactment of the events leading up to the Trail of Tears, The savage redskin fled into the night, and contacted the cops. Adam took flight, and in his escape, shot a cop but failed to kill the officer. Adam hid from the police from the next few days, basically living a real-life GTA game in which he stole cars, ran over hookers and became king of the streets. Well, not really, he basically cowered in a dumpster that substituted for his now-unavailable [[hugbox]].

Realizing he would never escape prison without his poopchute being expanded to easily accommodate a size 9 shoe, Adam snuck back into his apartment, wrote a suicide E-mail, sent it to his family and [[Tom Fulp]] (Who later [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/139349 plastered it postmortem] across Jewgrounds's front page for teh [[lulz]]), and then became [[an hero]] of the most prolific sort.

====Sirtom93====

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'''Thomas Briggs''' (aka '''[[Sirtom93]]''') is a [[fail| failed]] [[an hero]] who wanted to go [[Columbine]] on his school but ended up [[v&]].

The story started at 10:40AM [[Britfag|GMT]] on the internet's favourite place for depressed [[13-year-old boy|teenage]] [[goth|goths]], [[Newgrounds]]. He stupidly told his favourite forum his devious plans before skipping off to school, tooled up in as impressive a manner as a Brit can - i.e., rather lame.

{{quote|Today at 11:30 GMT I will attack my school with arson and other forms of violence. Those bastards will pay. I have cans, matches, lighter, knives, compressed explosives. Shit will go down in flames. | Sirtom93 initiating his downfall}}

The Newgrounds forum, a particularly attractive location for [[Jeff Weise|school shooters]], was quick on the case, with a [[Canada|Canadian]] phoning up the police in Norwich and others calling his school, so that when he arrived (tardy!) he was taken aside, searched and detained.

{{quote|They searched him during a lesson and found a knife, matches and a canister of flammable liquid. | [[Tabloid|The Sun]], telling us the faggot only had one knife and no compressed explosives. Fucking [[internet tough guy]].}}

Soon, the police turned up and hauled him in, and that night he found himself [[pwned|detained under the mental health act]], wrapped up in a straightjacket so he couldn't smear his [[shit|faeces]] on the wall.

{{quote|I love it when guys shit on my face. | Sirtom93s final post}}

{{quote|I knew getting him that gameboy color would overstimulate him!. | Thomas Briggs' Mother}}

Next time, try [[emo|self-harm]].
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=== The Suckup ===

Excessively common, these users not only kiss [[ass]], but [[Liar|try to say they do not kiss ass]]. Made up of the [[newfags]] who don't oppose the majority of Newgrounds regulars, they will kiss the ass of the first person with a post count of [[OVER 9000|over 9000]], and [[Coward|immediately change sides]] if their hero is being sufficiently [[pwned|pwn3d]].

The Suckup defends himself from criticisms of ulterior motives using the last refuge of the [[butthurt]]. This is known as the [[Bigger Man Argument|"Bigger Man" argument]], and it has the dubious benefit of making the user look like a complete [[jackass]], while also counting as an immediate forfeiture of high ground in due process of the argument in question.'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-butthurt showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>'''
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=== The Failure===

[[Image:Newgrounds_Emoticons.jpg|thumb|Excessive use of emoticons is a signature trait.]]
They are generally identified by their overuse of the Newgrounds emoticons, especially the "[http://img.ngfiles.com/emoticons/emote-8.gif Blushing]" face, the "[http://img.ngfiles.com/emoticons/emote-19.gif Mad as Hell]" face, and the ever-popular, always-in-style, aptly-named "[http://img.ngfiles.com/emoticons/emote-2.gif Agnry Faic][sic]." The Failure tends to use these in combination with every post he makes, in order to attract more attention to himself.
[[Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|thumb|left|Happy 20<sup>th</sup> birthday from mom, you little long-haired, [[faggot]]y, [[basement-dweller]], you!]]
These users are most commonly [[Puberty|Preteen]] faggots who generate massive amounts of lulz, given the right conditions. Whenever one of these sorry users is pushed over the edge by flaming, pwnage, or mass hate they either pussy out of Newgrounds, or attempt a [[Fucktard|last stand]] to save their ego.

The failure comes in a variety of forms, some worse than others. Like the [[Newgrounds#The_Suckup|Suckup]], many failures enjoy using the "[[Bigger Man Argument]]" to defend themselves when confronted. When they finally do leave due to flaming and personal attacks, they normally make promises to never, EVAR, come back. Just like other failures, they tend not to [[Liar|keep that promise]].

{{quote|<small>YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND CAN'T SAY SHIT YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ YOUR MY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK! YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK BITCH UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS</small>|-Infamous Quote of a well-known Jewgrounds-based Failure.|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

In keeping with the proud Jewgrounds tradition of [[Anna Nicole Smith|complete failure]] and [[No one likes you|self-pwnage]], often the [[Myspace|blog]] system is utilized to upload a final farewell to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika%2C_Ontario uncaring community], complete with massive amounts of [[Rfjason|tears]], [[Angst|pussy rubbing]] and [[emo|butthurt]], only to be deleted days later, when The Failure returns, this time, with a greater fear of [[irl|RL]] where claiming to be a "[[leet|1337 hax0r]]" can earn one [[rape|surprise buttsex]].

==== LardLord and his exploits====
A subcategory of "The Failure" and a category all to himself, [http://lardlord.newgrounds.com LardLord] is the type of [[President Barack Hussein Obama|Pro-American]], [[herpes|Genital]]- flaunting, [[atheist|atheistic]], [[mutescream|Mensa Member]] that is best dealt with by traveling back in time, and [[abortion|flooding]] his [[mother]]'s uterus with Hydrochloric Acid before she has a chance to [[sex|procreate.]]
[[Image:LardLordBalls.jpg|thumb|left|An unsightly man shan't be parted from his own Nudie shots.]]
[[Image:LardLord.jpg|thumb|Chalupas, arousals, and rectal examinations, OH MY!]]
After posting gratuitously explicit pictures of his own [[ball|testicles]], as viewed from the back, LardLord also made sure to [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/784031/1 post] about his recent Doctor's Office Visit, in which he found himself on the receiving end of an erotic anal probe. Not only did our young <s>virgin</s> [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/918517 friend become] aroused by his doctor's experienced and heavily-lubed hands, but he also took an "involuntary" shit on her table. Next time, he supposes, it would be prudent to lay off the roughage and [[Mexican]] food.

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Into a Dixie cup. then I drink it up.

Actually, since it's high in fructose and glucose, it's mildly sweet and sugary.
</small>|[http://lardlord.newgrounds.com/ LardLord], Responding to the question "What is your favorite place to cum?"|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

'''UPDATE''': LardLord is now [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/892763/1/ impotent], after performing [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/891981/ "sexual experimentation"] upon himself. For future reference, shoving a magic wand up your asshole is a great way to impress your friends.

'''EVEN [[MOAR]] UPDATE''': LardLord has lost any shred of credibility he might once have possessed, now that he has actually abandoned all pretense of self-control, and gone on a [[gay]], drunken, bar-hopping rampage, and awakened in a hotel room to find an aerosol can [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/918517 lodged in his] [[ass]].

'''ANOTHER UPDATE''': [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1009974/7 LardLord got trolled and attempted to attack the credibility of others.]</div></div>

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===The Virgin===
Comprising 99.8% of the Jewgrounds userbase, they are easily denoted by their obsession with [[tits]], [[masturbation]] and [[pornography]]. Virgins are usually the first to call shenanigans when another user makes mention of his/<s>[[No girls on the internet|her]]</s> sexual experience.

Lacking any knowledge of where cock goes, he spends much effort vainly attempting to fool others into believing that he hase extensive first-hand sexual expertise in regards to the many submissive [[Azn]] concubines he claims to have had. It is painfully clear, however, that this young failure has no actual expertise beyond the fateful conjunction of the [[masturbation|left hand]], sock, and [[penis]]; nor that he ever will, beyond a heartfelt stare into the piercing eyes of [[Chris Hansen]] as those prophesied words echo about the Spartan room, and through a conflicted mind-- ''Why don't you take a seat over there..''.
[[Image:Ninds.jpg|thumb|left|Jewgrounders are more interested in whether or not she's playing Pokémon.]]
A rule of thumb for determining whether or not a user falls into this category is employment of the simple question:

{{quote|Is this person a registered Jewgrounds user?|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

If the answer to the aforementioned question is anything even remotely resembling an affirmative, you could safely gamble your entire life savings, as well as your extended family members, safe in the knowledge that your [[operation lioncash|monies]] will be safe, and your family not [[slave|enslaved]], so long as you realize that the user in question was a [[virgin]], is a [[virgin]], and without any reasonable doubt in mind, will be a [[virgin]] until he takes his final, shuddering, and unsatisfied breath, staring longingly at the [[tits]] of the hot nurse leaning seductively over his sickbed.

:''Oh, how he wishes he could fondle those [[breasts]], or even casually brush his hand against their shapely and supple but ever-obscured wonder, for just one time. He has but one opportunity. One second remains in his life. And then his eyes roll back in his head, and the nurse pulls a white sheet over his head. He can never know in his death, that as she performs this mechanical duty, her prodigious [[tits]] brush softly against his parted lips, ironically fulfilling his lifelong lustful wish, mere seconds after the last breath leaves his virgin lips...''

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<big>A simple formula to determine the likelihood of a Jewgrounds Virgin ever having sex is as follows:</big></center>

<center>Note that: ''TimeSpentOnJewgrounds'' '''must always = (Age of User - 13)''' and is measured in years</center>
<center>And ''NumberOfPreviousSexSessions'' '''must always = 0''' for Jewgrounds users, thereby creating a [[final solution]] of [[divide by zero|Division by Zero]].</center>

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==== The-"[[virgin|Great]]"-One====

[[Image:The_Great_One_1.jpg|thumb|150px|Acne is always a plus.]]
[[Image:The_Great_One_2.jpg|thumb|150px|Sunglasses transplanted from 1982 do not a sexy teen make.]]

One such future-[[pedophile|Dateline NBC star]], and perhaps the ultimate poster-boy of the virgin cause, is a young and highly deluded user with an inflated and unreasonable concept of self, who has chosen to humbly refer to himself as [http://the-great-one.newgrounds.com/ "The-Great-One"] -- an especially odd moniker to place upon his forehead, given the horrifying condition of his face and mildly [[fat|"not slim"]] stature. Acne medication has never been further from any man's mind than The-Great-One. Henceforth, The-Great-One will serve as a microcosm of the greater movement on Jewgrounds, of blatant, mortifying Virginity.

Blissfully unaware of the stares he elicits, even from the modest-looking pool of users who frequent Jewgrounds, the Virgin parades his subhuman rolls of pocked fat around the forums as if they were gold coins to be traded in a [[World of Warcraft]] auction, rather than the classical symptoms of a lack of self-control when it comes to Twinkies and two-liters of Shasta.

[[Image:The_Great_One_3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|It's difficult to express the frustration of Virignity without the use of interpretive theater.]]

Clearly, the Virgin has no outlet for the sexual tension that has been building in his body and mind for most of his life. Thus, he must resort to bizarre forms of roleplay — with himself, no less — to relieve this pressure. Here we see the Virgin presenting his "erected" and metaphorical phallus before the phantom female who inhabits his lonely mind, roleplayed by his male friend seen to the Virgin's immediate right. This elaborate ritual plays out every night within the safe and sturdy confines of the Virgin's room, lest anyone jump to hasty assumptions about the Virgin's odd intentions, and/or sexual preferences.

The Virgin, however, comes in many varieties; The-"Great"-One is merely a solitary example of a cultural phenomenon that is the rule itself, not the exception, on Jewgrounds. There are Virgins of every [http://violentaj.newgrounds.com minority], [http://gagsy.newgrounds.com size], [http://cellardoor6.newgorunds.com political persuasion], [http://zerok.newgrounds.com seniority], [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/918360/1 *Gag Reflex*], and essentially any other disgusting combination of elements lumped together in a beastly amalgamation that sits on the tenuous border between the edge of reality, and the Twilight Zone.

These users, young and old, despite all physical flaws, despite all character flaws, could possibly in some corruption of the Laws of Physics, have a meager shot at the possibility of some form of contact with the opposing sex. The only factor preventing these users from that possibility of a possibility is the fact that they spend every waking moment of their lives browsing the vacuous forums of Jewgrounds, searching for a camaraderie with their kin, instead of browsing ''reality'' for a mate, like they're [[intelligent design|designed to]].

==== Ajgourlie====

Another gay-twat-virgin on Jewgrounds is [http://ajgourlie.newgrounds.com ajgourlie], An [[assburgers]] sufferer and all-around stupid cunt. ajgourlie spends his time spamming Poogrounds blogs with enlightened conversations such as: ''LOL YOUR GAY FAGGOT!!! [text picture of middle finger] FAGGOT!!!'' In addition to this, ajgourlie has admitted that he has yet to traverse across the line in the sand, which separates the sexually-deprived from the -experienced.

{{quote|I am a boy who loves girls and will do anything to be respected [even performing sexual favors on fellow men if it will earn me adoration!]. I will bring love and justice to the world. Beleive It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

Believe it? Oh, yes, he believes it. He also mistakenly believes he has an attractive and similarly-aged "girlfriend" named ''HAYLEY'' who he "met ... in a CHATROOM!!!" But he fails to realize that in actuality she's a [[tranny|transvestite]] [[pedophile|40-year-old man]], who desires fresh pickings on young dicks.

ajgoulie also talk's about his 'pappy' who he thinks is the best dad in the world 'cause he bought the prepubescent [[shit]] a cellphone, in exchange for daily rapings and molestation (Simliar, intriguingly, to [[Newgrounds#The_Corrupt_Administrator|Wade Fulp's captivity situation!]]). He believes his dad is the reason why he's the "good man" he is today, which is quite a condemnation of his father, 'cause he's a total annoying [[gay]]-[[cunt]].

[[Lulz]]ily enough, ajgourlie also enjoy's posting personal information. So to shut this little twatter up, ED orders you to call his cellphone [[over 9000]] times a day, and flame the shit out of him. Also, ask to speak with the child's father, in order to tell him how much of a [[fucktard]] he is, and that his son is posting his phone number on the [[internets]]. This should earn ajgourlie [[rape|extra raepings]] for [[at least 100]] days following the phone call. Also, he's a [[canada]][http://www.numberwiki.com/phone/4164312252 fag].

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! style="color: black; background-color:#A7CEF1;" | Ajgourlie's Contact Info & Commentary
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| style="text-align: center;| <center>'''416-431-2252'''</center>
<center><small>''my phONE # CALL ME GIES MY CELL PHON # U CAN THANK MY DADDY 4 DAT!! LOLZ!!!''</small></center>
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| <center>'''http://profiles.friendster.com/84839473'''</center>
<center><small>''ma frienster profile ADD ME PLS!!!''</small></center>
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| <center>'''ajgourlie@hotmail.com'''</center>
<center><small>''my msn pls add me an talk 2 me PLS!!''</small></center>
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=== The Corrupt Administrator===
[[Image:YouTellMeBrah.png|thumb||The truth that Wade refuses to recognize is cleverly and permanently exposed.]]
[[Image:Wadefulp.jpg|thumb|left|Mugshot.]]
Brother of Tom Fulp, [[Wade Fulp|Wadolf]] has demonstrated that despite the dubious userbase of the [[Newgrounds|website]] at which he is employed, he still manages to make himself look like an incompetent fool in comparison to the users with which he liaises, paid more out of Tom's pity than because of Wadolf's nonexistent skillset. Consistently and totally corrupt, Wadolf removes anything on the site that even slightly confronts him, or calls into question his masculinity, massacring all criticism of his seacow of a wife, as well as anything that even mildly suggests a [[homosexual]] relationship with his brother that has essentially become a foregone conclusion in recent years. The moniker of "Wadolf" came about after Wade was found to be a blatant [[christfag|believer]] in [[conservative|Conservatism]], calling to mind the famous destroyer of Jews. Jewgrounders [[Anne Frank|are forced to hide in their attic]]s to escape the persecution of Wadolf, or one of his [[mods|pawns]]. Ultimately, however, their efforts are in vain.

[[Image:Wadolf-the-victim.png|thumb|left|A tale of woe, and a tale of forced captivity; Wadolf attempts to explain his fascist tendencies in the typical [[Freud]]ian way. Unfortunately, the [[incest|Abusive Papa]] explanation only works for people under 18 years of age at the time of the alleged [[rape|raep]].]]
[[File:Rael Logo.png|thumb|Wadolf has long desired to change the iconic Jewgrounds Logo to something slighty more representative.]]

Recently, though, Wade made an admission of [[epic]] proportions. Drunk, perhaps from sipping the intoxicating blood of one of his Jewish victims, Wadolf told a woeful story of abuse and neglect in his <s>childhood</s> early twenties, the majority of which is chronicled in the image to the left. Shortly after making the post, it was deleted, presumably because the old dictator passed out from Jew-blood poisoning, and let his head fall down upon the "DELETE" key. There are, however, [[conspiracy|alternative theories]] regarding the deletion.

Chiefly among them, that [http://tomsdad.newgrounds.com Wade's father] (who always favored the younger, less fascist of the two brothers, Tom Fulp), decided that the [[police]] would not take kindly to his emotionally-scarred son's accusations of rape as a directionless young man, whereby the elder Fulp seduced the progeny and ruthlessly took advantage of his sexual ambiguity in order to gratify his own bizarre fetishes. Thus, tinfoil-hatters tend to believe that the father had the post [[deleted|baleeted]], to perpetuate the [[Waaaambulance|silence and shame]] of his son.

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[[Category:Newgrounds]]

Newgrounds/BBS/Mods

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==Moderators==
The Newgrounds BBS has many moderators, most of whom are teenage girls that got to be where they are by constantly sucking admin cock. All of them were personally appointed by Wade, so [[shit|shittiness]] is an absolute guarantee. The mods' job is to ban people who say funny things and delete topics that make people happy. They also spend most of their time makin shitty in-jokes that nobody gets, but people laugh to seem smart.

A breakdown of the mods is as follows:

===Actual Moderators===
[[Image:NG_MOD_VENN.gif|center|The mod ratio to best tell them apart.]]
[[Image:13 Year Old Boys.JPG|thumb|right|The Jewgrounds mods in attendance at their annual mod-[[cock|meat]] / [[circlejerk]].]]
*'''[[Bigbadron]]:''' An asshole who will ban you if you disagree with him. If you win the arguement, he will ban the shit out of you. Motto is "Stern, stern but fair." HAHAHAHHAH! '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''
*'''Ozcar:''' Is a dirty, filthy Mexican who not only doesn't understand the status quo, but is also [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=616100 teh ghey] in addition to owning an extensive collection of gay [[pr0n]].
*'''Sarai:''' An [[azn]] cocktease who is only there to talk about how hawt she is. The other moderators [[bukkake]] on her face later. She [[TITS OR GTFO|stepped down]] when she refused to post pics of herself naked.
[[Image:ZeroksBadHabit.jpg|thumb|right|Oh, Zerok. ''Planet Earth'' + Hard Liquor = [[Alcoholic]].]]
*'''Zerok:''' A massive [[faggot]] from the Virgin Islands (seriously) whose only purpose in life is to play chess and remind people that he is a college student and therefore possesses a superior intellect. Like all mods, he is corrupt and will ban you for saying 'lol'. He also nurses an [[alcohol]] addiction, which he attempts unsuccessfully to assuage by watching DVD episodes of ''Planet Earth'' every night, and crying himself to sleep.
*'''Maus:''' Filthy dyke who pretends to have decent poetry. Is anti-photoshop threads.
*'''Stamper:''' This [[douchebag]]'s favorite activity is drawing phalli for the legions of homosexual users to drool over. He's actually paid by Fulp to render this service
*'''DanMalo:''' The only time this blatantly [[emo]] and [[gay|bisexual]] user appears is to post semi-nude pictures for the public enjoyment. [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/715004 You think that's a joke?] DanMalo, it is widely known, is finely attuned to his own sexual needs, which include bestiality, posing nude for a large audience of [[13 year old boys]] via the Jewgrounds forums, and being always on the lookout, ever vigilant for a clever piece of photographic whimsy and symbolism that could cause nary a Jewgrounder to be disappointed by the risquée display (A [[pussy|cat]], girded against his loins. Oh, the symbolism). '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''

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{{quote|I jumped that border like a Mexican a long time ago.|<small>[http://danmalo.newgrounds.com DanMalo] giving the typical nonchalant response to an inquiry put forth asking the million dollar question: "Borderline Gay?"</small>|color=#3566A2|size=550%}}

[[Image:Jade_the_Newfag.jpg|thumb|right|JadeTheNewfag, attempting to /b/.]]
*'''JadeTheAssassin:''' Rare is the occasion that one happens across a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities; [[ugly]], [[nerd]]y, and reactionary are all adjectives that could accurately be used in a description of this colossal monstrosity of human devolution. It is blatantly obvious that, like all other [[mod]]s, and perhaps especially in "her" case, the only reason that she wields the [[banhammer]] is that "she" is particularly skilled at moving her dry, cracked, and generally ill-maintained lips up and down the shaft of a [[Wade Fulp|certain administrator's]] penis, inducing a blinding orgasm of goodwill.
*'''mamatequila:''' Canadian pothead dyke who spends her free time luring men into possible sexual intercourse, then cuts off their dicks.
*'''SardonicSamurai:''' ''Samurai'' is approaching [[weeaboo]]ism. ''Sardonic'' smacks of pseudo-intellectuality
*'''HAQnSPITT:''' Nobody knows who the fuck this is, because "she" never fucking posts. Why is she a mod? Ask [[Wade Fulp|Wadolf]]. In fact, while you're at it, ask Wadolf about the [[over 9000]] other mods that have been appointed over the last few years, that never actually post.
*'''EyeLovePoozy:''' Obtained modship by streaming live video on PalTalk of himself [[masturbating]] while sitting in the cab of a crane.
[[Image:Prisoner5.jpg|thumb|Accepted Moderator Philosophy]]
*'''MindChamber:''' A "major" Mod who has to keep Tom and Wadolf company, gets butthurt if other men offer to flash their dicks at the live webcams.
*'''gumOnshoe:''' The latest [[faggot]] mod to grace the virgin presence of Jewgrounds. No matter how many [[admin]]s he he manages to suck off, his [[ass]] always ends up handed to him on a silver platter by lowly commoners who see through his transparent ruse. Previously a regular, and also former mod [[bigbadron]]'s small and insignificant shadow, GoS's favorite activity (after fellatio) is sitting upon his undeserved throne of modship, and proclaiming haughtily to nobody in particular of the many cringeworthy undertakings he has spearheaded to exploit the pseudo-talent of others for his own political gain, and the astonishing amount of admin semen which he has gathered in his short time thusfar on Earth.
[[Image:TwoFacedCANAS.JPG|thumb|right|The many faces of Canas]]
*'''Canas:''' A washed up, has-been mod. He quits Newgrounds regularly whenever his [[pussy]] becomes packed with itchy, itchy sand. Then, he returns again because he has no life, and is a faggot who needs attention and derives sustenance from Wade's [[cock]]. He also has been known to edit out inconvenient truths about himself from this ED article while stomping his feet and crying hysterically.
*'''Transformer:''' A total [[faggot]] who claims to own a gay porn site. He became a moderator by asking on the forums, which the other [[faggot]] mods frown upon. Now he is a shitty moderator that is a total EyeLovePoozy wannabe. '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''
*'''Proteas:''' The exemplification of the mod stereotype, this backwoods, Tennessee-educated, beer gut-donning, far right-wing moderator on the politics forum has a special propensity for idiocy. Consumed in the oh-so-demanding physical exertions of modhood, he makes a regular point of expressing his exasperation with the community he spends 90% of his life conversing with.
[[Image:ProteasModNG.png|frame|center|The truth comes out.]]
*'''StephanosGnomon:''' An egotistical, overbearing social outcast/wigger who spent most of his life living in the comfort of suburban New York and roughly only ten minutes on the website itself. Deep in his 20's, he still lives in his parents basement where he constructed a "fort" to ward off outside society. His hobbies involve making famous rapper's mansions out of Lego, and masturbating furiously to pictures of himself with backwards hats. This mod has also been known to PWN the modfaggot known as "himself", regularly. Which ultimately leads to his butthurt ego running and crying to his daddy, just upstairs, while he tries, impotently to defame others via Encylclopedia websites, lol.
*"'''THE JEWmoke'''" Quite possibly one of THE most hypocritical moderator on Jewgrounds, after pissy poozy, that is. Supposedly a black person, he takes it upon his black ass to ban anyone who puts the words "Black","Faggot"(smeagol1) "African", "Zulu", and "CHICKEN" in a post, in hopes of bypassing the stereotypical nigger stereotypes and be accepted by the other [[wigger]] ass mod
s as a normal banning faggot. Rumored to have started an anti-troll group.
*'''Everyone else:''' Who fuckin' cares? lol rofl cocks

===Pseudo-Moderators===
A few pathetic individuals wish desperately that they were mods, not realizing what lameshits they are for aspiring to reach a bar set so painfully low that their hairless balls dangle from their natural state (sans undergarments), and brush ever-so-lightly across the bar's rusted surface as they move, day-by-day, towards the state of penultimate homosexuality that is their main pursuit in life.

*'''Jossos:''' Actually, she's not a mod, but tries desperately hard to become one by sucking them off at every available opportunity.
*'''igott:''' <s> A 14 year old [[faggot]] who tries to tell users what to do and [[faggot| mods]] how to do their job, telling the mods to "not scare the new users away", this [[faggot]] can usually be seen taking it up the ass by Poozy to become a moderator. </s> Learn to insult. [[Communist|igott]] is a [[b/tard|4chan lurking]], [[Holocaust|cleansing]] [[stoner]] that enjoys playing [[Hitler]] on the blogs so [[The cancer that is killing /b/|stupidity]] cannot invade the already fucked up BBS.
*'''FBIpolux:''' A [[fail|French Canadian]] [[faggot]] and the male equivalent of Jossos, the only difference being he will not only suck off mods on command but then about face and take [[anal | Greek]].
*'''Grammer:''' A user who is only well-known for his intentional misspelling of grammar, which drives grammar Nazis crazy. He is considered one of the biggest mod-suckers on NG.
*'''Frank-The-Hedgehog:''' Just from looking at that guy's username you can say to yourself "Gee, this guy is a faggot, and I sure hope he dies a terrible, terrible death". Similar to <del>DragonsGrief</del> Pounce, this Sonic's bitch wannabe is an anorexic, crossdressing [[furfag]]. And did I mention that he was locked in a mental ward?
*'''cellardoor6:''' A pro-American troll who regularly hijacks non-political threads by filling each page with Bush-sucking propaganda. This part-Arabic half terrorist Jew who is also a Mormon Nazi regularly types several paragraphs filled with statistics and history lessons all in order to reply to and "own" one single non-American user who says "America sux" jokingly.
*'''CapnCrunchDaPimp:''' Post-whoring kike who spams the BBS with unoriginal "HAI GUYZ WUTZ UR FAV METAL BAND/METAL SONG/METAL SONG U LISTEN 2 WHEN WATCHING GHEY PR0N LIEK ME!" topics while seriously lacking in the lulz department. Is also a retard with a lazy eye.
*'''GOTHCLAWZ:''' Wannabe goth that trys to hard and fails. Brother of naurtard, kagoe.
*'''SCTE3:''' A [[faggot | gay]] furry who tries to become a mod my sucking any moderator or admin dick he can get his mouth on, he's such a fag that he posts in the Female Users Club, even thouhg he's a guy, and then flames other men whom enter the club. [[Faggot]]
*'''Sawke:''' [[no girls on the internet|A girl that goes on Failgrounds... who knew?]]
*'''HotActionYiffFur:''' A furfag from the midwest. He, Along with Dark6, his gay lover, compose crappy techno music and put them on a site where none of the buttons fucking work. He has the mental maturity of a nine year old.
*'''Ejit:''' Brother of Ejit's sister
*'''Sk8erGirl14:''' A 40 year old pedophile who poses as a 14 year old piece of Jailbait, "she" can commonly be found sucking JadeTheAssassin's cock in hopes of becoming a mod.
*'''N-Antichrist:''' HxC Naruto fag who insists guns should be phased out because 'they're boring'. Retard.
*'''Gagsy:''' The fattest of the fatties, who once posted a [[lulz]]y glamshot that has now been lost forever, this actually-female, mod-sucker's number of friends on Jewgrounds is inversely proportional to the number she has [[IRL]]. Who, anyways, could endure the constant smell of Fritos, Pepsi, feminine juices, and sweat, fermenting for years without exposure to soap on the [[fat|big-boned]] body of this admitted [[britfag]]?
*'''Burnzoid:''' Biggest ass on ng, banned several times from the stickam chat room for indecent exposure.
*'''InsertFunnyUserName:''' Another dumb bitch on Jewgrounds, but clearly the picture "she" posted of "herself" is not really of "herself", because we all know not one self respecting, attractive woman would have near 10,000+ posts on Jewgrounds.
*'''Sectus:''' This Pathetic Excuse for a human being wishes unbelievably to be a mod, but doesn't have the guts to get it, and at times he gets depressed like a stupid goth and says he'll never make the position, but in newgrounds, any old crack-head can be modded, so wish him luck!
*'''Twilight:''' This 13 year old faggot dipshit sucks Gagsy's and mod's cocks daily. Can always be seen sucking any user cocks in an shitty Stickam thread. Total fuckhole. Saying his username isn't from [[Twilight]] dispite having to read the book and watching the movie and liking them both.
*'''Ocean:''' This 17 year old faggot dipshit sucks everyone in Stickam's and mod's cock daily. He tries to act like he knows every user that goes into stickam and annoys the fuck out of people. He is a bandwagonner faggot, if majority of people don't like you in stickam he will post shitty stuff in your topic.
*'''Ryan''' A furfag who is obsessed with his cat,The Third Reich and loves to suck smeagol1's precious cock. He is on xbox live often, he goes by the name of Shadowmeld. (Ryan also takes it up the ass from Minion777.)
*'''Grub-Xer0''' This shady black man has a habit of getting naked in stickam chat when little girls are present. He plays terrible games such has Modern warefare 2. He also has a habit of getting naked with Plotring, thus making themselfs appear to be tranny bitchs.Also bitchs when you mispell his username.
*'''Plotring*''' Grub-Xer0's gay lover. He enjoys his time reading cheesy fucking comic books then gets shitty when someone with a life makes fun of them. He has habit of getting naked on Stickam cam when he sees grub's mangina. Thus causing the end of times when everyone has to look at his cottage cheese thighs.

=== And How, Pray Tell, Might I Become a Mod? '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-Moddy showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>''' ===
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#Abandon all hopes of procreation and/or use of the phrase "irl". These will only serve to hinder the slow siphoning of life force from your rectum — A process that all future moderators must undergo before being bestowed the ultimate honor. Your irl is now modship. Your soulmate is now Newgrounds.
#Refrain from performing actions that might be construed as altruistic, funny, or interesting in any way shape or form. There's nothing interesting about you, you self-possessed ingrate. You live to serve Newgrounds.
#Perform fellatio on existing mods whenever possible. Geek orgasms are known to produce spurts of goodwill mixed in a colloidal solution with semen during ejaculation. Now you are fully prepared for your tenure as a loyal servant.
#Drink aforementioned semen solution. While performing this action, post a slew of "witty" emoticons in the hopes of being pegged for modship material.
#Travel, uninvited, to Newgrounds HQ, located in the unassuming town of Perkasie, Pennsylvania.
#Enter yourself into the literal circle of sodomy which includes all mods that Newgrounds employs;
#Fit your folds of perineal flab around the micropenis of the mod to your aft.
#Place your own micropenis (No girls allowed!) into the crusty, elasticized anus of the mod in front of you.
#Ejaculate in ecstasy.
#????
#Profit!</div></div></div>

[[Category:Newgrounds]]

Newgrounds/BBS/Mods

2026-04-24T09:17:08Z

YaroslavTV: Fix

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==Moderators==
The Newgrounds BBS has many moderators, most of whom are teenage girls that got to be where they are by constantly sucking admin cock. All of them were personally appointed by Wade, so [[shit|shittiness]] is an absolute guarantee. The mods' job is to ban people who say funny things and delete topics that make people happy. They also spend most of their time makin shitty in-jokes that nobody gets, but people laugh to seem smart.

A breakdown of the mods is as follows:

===Actual Moderators===
[[Image:NG_MOD_VENN.gif|center|The mod ratio to best tell them apart.]]
[[Image:13 Year Old Boys.JPG|thumb|right|The Jewgrounds mods in attendance at their annual mod-[[cock|meat]] / [[circlejerk]].]]
*'''[[Bigbadron]]:''' An asshole who will ban you if you disagree with him. If you win the arguement, he will ban the shit out of you. Motto is "Stern, stern but fair." HAHAHAHHAH! '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''
*'''Ozcar:''' Is a dirty, filthy Mexican who not only doesn't understand the status quo, but is also [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=616100 teh ghey] in addition to owning an extensive collection of gay [[pr0n]].
*'''Sarai:''' An [[azn]] cocktease who is only there to talk about how hawt she is. The other moderators [[bukkake]] on her face later. She [[TITS OR GTFO|stepped down]] when she refused to post pics of herself naked.
[[Image:ZeroksBadHabit.jpg|thumb|right|Oh, Zerok. ''Planet Earth'' + Hard Liquor = [[Alcoholic]].]]
*'''Zerok:''' A massive [[faggot]] from the Virgin Islands (seriously) whose only purpose in life is to play chess and remind people that he is a college student and therefore possesses a superior intellect. Like all mods, he is corrupt and will ban you for saying 'lol'. He also nurses an [[alcohol]] addiction, which he attempts unsuccessfully to assuage by watching DVD episodes of ''Planet Earth'' every night, and crying himself to sleep.
*'''Maus:''' Filthy dyke who pretends to have decent poetry. Is anti-photoshop threads.
*'''Stamper:''' This [[douchebag]]'s favorite activity is drawing phalli for the legions of homosexual users to drool over. He's actually paid by Fulp to render this service
*'''DanMalo:''' The only time this blatantly [[emo]] and [[gay|bisexual]] user appears is to post semi-nude pictures for the public enjoyment. [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/715004 You think that's a joke?] DanMalo, it is widely known, is finely attuned to his own sexual needs, which include bestiality, posing nude for a large audience of [[13 year old boys]] via the Jewgrounds forums, and being always on the lookout, ever vigilant for a clever piece of photographic whimsy and symbolism that could cause nary a Jewgrounder to be disappointed by the risquée display (A [[pussy|cat]], girded against his loins. Oh, the symbolism). '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''

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[[Image:Jade_the_Newfag.jpg|thumb|right|JadeTheNewfag, attempting to /b/.]]
*'''JadeTheAssassin:''' Rare is the occasion that one happens across a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities; [[ugly]], [[nerd]]y, and reactionary are all adjectives that could accurately be used in a description of this colossal monstrosity of human devolution. It is blatantly obvious that, like all other [[mod]]s, and perhaps especially in "her" case, the only reason that she wields the [[banhammer]] is that "she" is particularly skilled at moving her dry, cracked, and generally ill-maintained lips up and down the shaft of a [[Wade Fulp|certain administrator's]] penis, inducing a blinding orgasm of goodwill.
*'''mamatequila:''' Canadian pothead dyke who spends her free time luring men into possible sexual intercourse, then cuts off their dicks.
*'''SardonicSamurai:''' ''Samurai'' is approaching [[weeaboo]]ism. ''Sardonic'' smacks of pseudo-intellectuality
*'''HAQnSPITT:''' Nobody knows who the fuck this is, because "she" never fucking posts. Why is she a mod? Ask [[Wade Fulp|Wadolf]]. In fact, while you're at it, ask Wadolf about the [[over 9000]] other mods that have been appointed over the last few years, that never actually post.
*'''EyeLovePoozy:''' Obtained modship by streaming live video on PalTalk of himself [[masturbating]] while sitting in the cab of a crane.
[[Image:Prisoner5.jpg|thumb|Accepted Moderator Philosophy]]
*'''MindChamber:''' A "major" Mod who has to keep Tom and Wadolf company, gets butthurt if other men offer to flash their dicks at the live webcams.
*'''gumOnshoe:''' The latest [[faggot]] mod to grace the virgin presence of Jewgrounds. No matter how many [[admin]]s he he manages to suck off, his [[ass]] always ends up handed to him on a silver platter by lowly commoners who see through his transparent ruse. Previously a regular, and also former mod [[bigbadron]]'s small and insignificant shadow, GoS's favorite activity (after fellatio) is sitting upon his undeserved throne of modship, and proclaiming haughtily to nobody in particular of the many cringeworthy undertakings he has spearheaded to exploit the pseudo-talent of others for his own political gain, and the astonishing amount of admin semen which he has gathered in his short time thusfar on Earth.
[[Image:TwoFacedCANAS.JPG|thumb|right|The many faces of Canas]]
*'''Canas:''' A washed up, has-been mod. He quits Newgrounds regularly whenever his [[pussy]] becomes packed with itchy, itchy sand. Then, he returns again because he has no life, and is a faggot who needs attention and derives sustenance from Wade's [[cock]]. He also has been known to edit out inconvenient truths about himself from this ED article while stomping his feet and crying hysterically.
*'''Transformer:''' A total [[faggot]] who claims to own a gay porn site. He became a moderator by asking on the forums, which the other [[faggot]] mods frown upon. Now he is a shitty moderator that is a total EyeLovePoozy wannabe. '''NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE CIRCLE JERK COMMITTEE.'''
*'''Proteas:''' The exemplification of the mod stereotype, this backwoods, Tennessee-educated, beer gut-donning, far right-wing moderator on the politics forum has a special propensity for idiocy. Consumed in the oh-so-demanding physical exertions of modhood, he makes a regular point of expressing his exasperation with the community he spends 90% of his life conversing with.
[[Image:ProteasModNG.png|frame|center|The truth comes out.]]
*'''StephanosGnomon:''' An egotistical, overbearing social outcast/wigger who spent most of his life living in the comfort of suburban New York and roughly only ten minutes on the website itself. Deep in his 20's, he still lives in his parents basement where he constructed a "fort" to ward off outside society. His hobbies involve making famous rapper's mansions out of Lego, and masturbating furiously to pictures of himself with backwards hats. This mod has also been known to PWN the modfaggot known as "himself", regularly. Which ultimately leads to his butthurt ego running and crying to his daddy, just upstairs, while he tries, impotently to defame others via Encylclopedia websites, lol.
*"'''THE JEWmoke'''" Quite possibly one of THE most hypocritical moderator on Jewgrounds, after pissy poozy, that is. Supposedly a black person, he takes it upon his black ass to ban anyone who puts the words "Black","Faggot"(smeagol1) "African", "Zulu", and "CHICKEN" in a post, in hopes of bypassing the stereotypical nigger stereotypes and be accepted by the other [[wigger]] ass mod
s as a normal banning faggot. Rumored to have started an anti-troll group.
*'''Everyone else:''' Who fuckin' cares? lol rofl cocks

===Pseudo-Moderators===
A few pathetic individuals wish desperately that they were mods, not realizing what lameshits they are for aspiring to reach a bar set so painfully low that their hairless balls dangle from their natural state (sans undergarments), and brush ever-so-lightly across the bar's rusted surface as they move, day-by-day, towards the state of penultimate homosexuality that is their main pursuit in life.

*'''Jossos:''' Actually, she's not a mod, but tries desperately hard to become one by sucking them off at every available opportunity.
*'''igott:''' <s> A 14 year old [[faggot]] who tries to tell users what to do and [[faggot| mods]] how to do their job, telling the mods to "not scare the new users away", this [[faggot]] can usually be seen taking it up the ass by Poozy to become a moderator. </s> Learn to insult. [[Communist|igott]] is a [[/b/tard|4chan lurking]], [[Holocaust|cleansing]] [[stoner]] that enjoys playing [[Hitler]] on the blogs so [[The cancer that is killing /b/|stupidity]] cannot invade the already fucked up BBS.
*'''FBIpolux:''' A [[fail|French Canadian]] [[faggot]] and the male equivalent of Jossos, the only difference being he will not only suck off mods on command but then about face and take [[anal | Greek]].
*'''Grammer:''' A user who is only well-known for his intentional misspelling of grammar, which drives grammar Nazis crazy. He is considered one of the biggest mod-suckers on NG.
*'''Frank-The-Hedgehog:''' Just from looking at that guy's username you can say to yourself "Gee, this guy is a faggot, and I sure hope he dies a terrible, terrible death". Similar to <del>DragonsGrief</del> Pounce, this Sonic's bitch wannabe is an anorexic, crossdressing [[furfag]]. And did I mention that he was locked in a mental ward?
*'''cellardoor6:''' A pro-American troll who regularly hijacks non-political threads by filling each page with Bush-sucking propaganda. This part-Arabic half terrorist Jew who is also a Mormon Nazi regularly types several paragraphs filled with statistics and history lessons all in order to reply to and "own" one single non-American user who says "America sux" jokingly.
*'''CapnCrunchDaPimp:''' Post-whoring kike who spams the BBS with unoriginal "HAI GUYZ WUTZ UR FAV METAL BAND/METAL SONG/METAL SONG U LISTEN 2 WHEN WATCHING GHEY PR0N LIEK ME!" topics while seriously lacking in the lulz department. Is also a retard with a lazy eye.
*'''GOTHCLAWZ:''' Wannabe goth that trys to hard and fails. Brother of naurtard, kagoe.
*'''SCTE3:''' A [[faggot | gay]] furry who tries to become a mod my sucking any moderator or admin dick he can get his mouth on, he's such a fag that he posts in the Female Users Club, even thouhg he's a guy, and then flames other men whom enter the club. [[Faggot]]
*'''Sawke:''' [[no girls on the internet|A girl that goes on Failgrounds... who knew?]]
*'''HotActionYiffFur:''' A furfag from the midwest. He, Along with Dark6, his gay lover, compose crappy techno music and put them on a site where none of the buttons fucking work. He has the mental maturity of a nine year old.
*'''Ejit:''' Brother of Ejit's sister
*'''Sk8erGirl14:''' A 40 year old pedophile who poses as a 14 year old piece of Jailbait, "she" can commonly be found sucking JadeTheAssassin's cock in hopes of becoming a mod.
*'''N-Antichrist:''' HxC Naruto fag who insists guns should be phased out because 'they're boring'. Retard.
*'''Gagsy:''' The fattest of the fatties, who once posted a [[lulz]]y glamshot that has now been lost forever, this actually-female, mod-sucker's number of friends on Jewgrounds is inversely proportional to the number she has [[IRL]]. Who, anyways, could endure the constant smell of Fritos, Pepsi, feminine juices, and sweat, fermenting for years without exposure to soap on the [[fat|big-boned]] body of this admitted [[britfag]]?
*'''Burnzoid:''' Biggest ass on ng, banned several times from the stickam chat room for indecent exposure.
*'''InsertFunnyUserName:''' Another dumb bitch on Jewgrounds, but clearly the picture "she" posted of "herself" is not really of "herself", because we all know not one self respecting, attractive woman would have near 10,000+ posts on Jewgrounds.
*'''Sectus:''' This Pathetic Excuse for a human being wishes unbelievably to be a mod, but doesn't have the guts to get it, and at times he gets depressed like a stupid goth and says he'll never make the position, but in newgrounds, any old crack-head can be modded, so wish him luck!
*'''Twilight:''' This 13 year old faggot dipshit sucks Gagsy's and mod's cocks daily. Can always be seen sucking any user cocks in an shitty Stickam thread. Total fuckhole. Saying his username isn't from [[Twilight]] dispite having to read the book and watching the movie and liking them both.
*'''Ocean:''' This 17 year old faggot dipshit sucks everyone in Stickam's and mod's cock daily. He tries to act like he knows every user that goes into stickam and annoys the fuck out of people. He is a bandwagonner faggot, if majority of people don't like you in stickam he will post shitty stuff in your topic.
*'''Ryan''' A furfag who is obsessed with his cat,The Third Reich and loves to suck smeagol1's precious cock. He is on xbox live often, he goes by the name of Shadowmeld. (Ryan also takes it up the ass from Minion777.)
*'''Grub-Xer0''' This shady black man has a habit of getting naked in stickam chat when little girls are present. He plays terrible games such has Modern warefare 2. He also has a habit of getting naked with Plotring, thus making themselfs appear to be tranny bitchs.Also bitchs when you mispell his username.
*'''Plotring*''' Grub-Xer0's gay lover. He enjoys his time reading cheesy fucking comic books then gets shitty when someone with a life makes fun of them. He has habit of getting naked on Stickam cam when he sees grub's mangina. Thus causing the end of times when everyone has to look at his cottage cheese thighs.

=== And How, Pray Tell, Might I Become a Mod? '''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-Moddy showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>''' ===
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#Abandon all hopes of procreation and/or use of the phrase "irl". These will only serve to hinder the slow siphoning of life force from your rectum — A process that all future moderators must undergo before being bestowed the ultimate honor. Your irl is now modship. Your soulmate is now Newgrounds.
#Refrain from performing actions that might be construed as altruistic, funny, or interesting in any way shape or form. There's nothing interesting about you, you self-possessed ingrate. You live to serve Newgrounds.
#Perform fellatio on existing mods whenever possible. Geek orgasms are known to produce spurts of goodwill mixed in a colloidal solution with semen during ejaculation. Now you are fully prepared for your tenure as a loyal servant.
#Drink aforementioned semen solution. While performing this action, post a slew of "witty" emoticons in the hopes of being pegged for modship material.
#Travel, uninvited, to Newgrounds HQ, located in the unassuming town of Perkasie, Pennsylvania.
#Enter yourself into the literal circle of sodomy which includes all mods that Newgrounds employs;
#Fit your folds of perineal flab around the micropenis of the mod to your aft.
#Place your own micropenis (No girls allowed!) into the crusty, elasticized anus of the mod in front of you.
#Ejaculate in ecstasy.
#????
#Profit!</div></div></div>

[[Category:Newgrounds]]

Newgrounds/BBS/Aura

2026-04-24T08:22:51Z

YaroslavTV: Reverted edit by YaroslavTV (talk) to last revision by imported>YaroslavTV

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==<center>Jewgrounds Users and Their Levels & Auras <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-tableindfor showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span></center>==
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===<center>'''The Ridiculous Obsession with ''Levels''</center>===
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On the Jewgrounds forums, each user's post is accompanied by a small .[[gif]], drawn rather sloppily in [[flash]] by JG employee JohnnyUtah. Each image is either a fist or hand-held weapon, because there's nothing Jewgrounders enjoy more than whipping out their weapons/bodyparts and showcasing them to other prepubescent boys.

Above, the JGer (black person) is seen in its natural environment, having just leveled up to the next vector-drawn image of a weapon, as well as having just received his prize pack of stickers from headquarters. His elation is overstated, if a bit Neanderthalic, as is his refusal to shave, which, while aiding his own ability to conform to the Nigger stereotype, seemingly pushes him back about four levels in the more immediate, and perhaps, important game known as [[irl]].

Voting on Jewgrounds submissions will earn [[member]]s experience points (See [[MMORPG]]). After voting on a few thousand movies, you can level up, which gives you a [[1337]]er [[avatar]] on the forums and gives you a +1 to hit vs other [[basement-dweller]]s.

Oddly, it has been oft-noted that Jewgrounds users [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/932996 fantasize about being sodomized by their level icons], which provides further and irrefutable proof that these young pedophiles-in-training are irretrievably lost sheep in the pasture of [[irl|reality]].

How you vote also <del>affects</del> ''used to'' effect your alignment, which determines which unique [[special]] abilities you gain access to. [[Angst|Dark]] users are noted for their abilities of ''Evil Armour of Morbid Obesity'' and ''Greater Body Odour Aura''. But then they completely threw this out the window when users started voting on movies to make their avatar a different color. Now, you can just make your aura dark without ever voting at all! Instant coolness[[Oneoneone|!!1!!!11]]</div>
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| style= "width:16%;background-color:#215F8C; text-align:center;" | Dark
| style= "width:16%;background-color:#6FF954; text-align:center;" | Neutral
| style= "width:16%;background-color:#039CF0; text-align:center;" | Light
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* The Evil Aura is known to be a commonality between users who consider themselves [[Goth]], like [http://regret.newgrounds.com Jeff Weise]. They are likely to be similar in disposition to Dark Aura fags, but in many ways are an amplified parody of [[metal]]-loving satanists, who would sooner admit to fucking a corpse than having gone to Church at one point in their lives. Most likely to carry out a massive [[deleted|baletion]] of life with a Tec-9.</div></div>

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* The Dark Aura is known to be a commonality between users who are [[angst]]-ridden, and/or fundamentally and spiritually the [[emo]] stereotype. Brooding. Sullen. Misinformed. This is the sort of faggot who strips naked and lies down on the kitchen counter when his parents are out for a fancy evening getaway at McDonald's, setting up a video-camera before alternately stroking his cock, and bringing the cold steel blade of a serrated bread-knife to his snow-white wrist. Up and down. Up and down.</div></div>

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* The Neutral Aura is known to be a commonality between users who are overtly bisexual. In their indecisiveness about which gender they would rather [[stick it in her pooper|stick up the pooper]], they come to the realization that one hole is as good as any other. Due to the lack of females on Newgrounds, however, these average denizens are forced into exclusive circle-jerking with males.</div></div>

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* The Light Aura is known to be a commonality between overly-cheerful users, who think that simply saying the words "Cock Joke" actually constitutes a phallic-humorous observation. Likely to have substandard grammar. The sort of lameshit who instructs others to be cheerful, administers moral pedagogy on a regular basis, and attempts to [[moralfag|act in the "best interests of humanity,"]] thereby allowing themselves to jack off in front of a proverbial mirror and not get called-out for FaggotTree.</div></div>

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[[Image:WhyNewgroundsIsGay.gif|right|thumb|Newgrounds has an overwhelming male majority, yet a sexy, glistening naked man is one of the most highly-sought levels to reach.]]
[[Image:Fisting.gif |left|thumb|Fisting becomes an increasingly popular pursuit on Newgrounds, as more and more users discover the joys of direct prostate stimulation.]]
* The Fab Aura is unambiguously [[homosexual]]. Therefore, it is no wonder that after ten minutes of browsing through the Newgorunds Forums, one comes to the conclusion that it is far and away the most popular Aura.
[[Image:DICKICORN.jpg|thumb|400px|center|Fab aura'd users have fabulous dreams ]]
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[[Category:Newgrounds]]

Newgrounds/BBS/Aura

2026-04-24T08:21:30Z

YaroslavTV:

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==<center>Jewgrounds Users and Their Levels & Auras <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-tableindfor showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span></center>==
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===<center>'''The Ridiculous Obsession with ''Levels''</center>===
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On the Jewgrounds forums, each user's post is accompanied by a small .[[gif]], drawn rather sloppily in [[flash]] by JG employee JohnnyUtah. Each image is either a fist or hand-held weapon, because there's nothing Jewgrounders enjoy more than whipping out their weapons/bodyparts and showcasing them to other prepubescent boys.

Above, the JGer (black person) is seen in its natural environment, having just leveled up to the next vector-drawn image of a weapon, as well as having just received his prize pack of stickers from headquarters. His elation is overstated, if a bit Neanderthalic, as is his refusal to shave, which, while aiding his own ability to conform to the Nigger stereotype, seemingly pushes him back about four levels in the more immediate, and perhaps, important game known as [[irl]].

Voting on Jewgrounds submissions will earn [[member]]s experience points (See [[MMORPG]]). After voting on a few thousand movies, you can level up, which gives you a [[1337]]er [[avatar]] on the forums and gives you a +1 to hit vs other [[basement-dweller]]s.

Oddly, it has been oft-noted that Jewgrounds users [http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/932996 fantasize about being sodomized by their level icons], which provides further and irrefutable proof that these young pedophiles-in-training are irretrievably lost sheep in the pasture of [[irl|reality]].

How you vote also <del>affects</del> ''used to'' effect your alignment, which determines which unique [[special]] abilities you gain access to. [[Angst|Dark]] users are noted for their abilities of ''Evil Armour of Morbid Obesity'' and ''Greater Body Odour Aura''. But then they completely threw this out the window when users started voting on movies to make their avatar a different color. Now, you can just make your aura dark without ever voting at all! Instant coolness[[Oneoneone|!!1!!!11]]</div>
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| style= "width:16%;background-color:#D23F3B; text-align:center;" | Evil
| style= "width:16%;background-color:#215F8C; text-align:center;" | Dark
| style= "width:16%;background-color:#6FF954; text-align:center;" | Neutral
| style= "width:16%;background-color:#039CF0; text-align:center;" | Light
| style= "width:16%;background-color:#FC7FE4; text-align:center;" | Fab
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[[Image:WhyNewgroundsIsGay.gif|right|thumb|Newgrounds has an overwhelming male majority, yet a sexy, glistening naked man is one of the most highly-sought levels to reach.]]
[[Image:Fisting.gif |left|thumb|Fisting becomes an increasingly popular pursuit on Newgrounds, as more and more users discover the joys of direct prostate stimulation.]]
* The Fab Aura is unambiguously [[homosexual]]. Therefore, it is no wonder that after ten minutes of browsing through the Newgorunds Forums, one comes to the conclusion that it is far and away the most popular Aura.
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2026-04-24T08:10:41Z

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User talk:YaroslavTV

2026-03-22T20:13:23Z

YaroslavTV: /* The article i made */

== file restoration ==

thanks. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:29, 25 November 2021 (EST)

== hello ==

thanks for the compliment on my talk page. since you're an admin, could you give me an editor role?

[[User:TwisterTesticles|TwisterTesticles]] ([[User talk:TwisterTesticles|talk]]) 01:41, 12 December 2021 (EST)
:i have the capability but not the permission. the wiki is run by a small group of mostly forum users, so i am happy to run your request by them and if they say okay then i can upgrade your usergroup. standby plz -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:54, 12 December 2021 (EST)

:I'm not an admin, I'm a regular user. [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:20, 12 December 2021 (EST)

== EDF and Waukesha. ==

Saw your {{EDF|t|3536|thread}}. Cool stuff. Also added moar shit about the Waukesha nigger, turns out he was also a rapper. — [[File:Clearcho.png|65px]] <big>[[User:MisterRemover|Just Call Me Mister]]</big> <small>([[User_talk:MisterRemover|don't click here]] | [[Special:Contributions/MisterRemover|don't click here too]] | [[Kitties|click here instead]])</small> 09:06, 16 July 2022 (EDT)

== icze4r article ==

Hi. I see you reverted my edit. I only removed the false info about him. My edits didn't remove any real info about him. If you have any issues with my version of the article please tell me what is it that you don't like [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 16:54, 16 November 2022 (EST)

: Quit lying. I know you're making butthurt revisions on an article about you to hide your real identity.
: [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 17:03, 16 November 2022 (EST)
::Sorry Rachel, you were right about rewriting the article. Please forgive me.
::[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:38, 17 November 2022 (EST)
:: I think your wrong, Yarsolav. The dox is correct (I know cuz I wanted to update it myself). The article as it is now is a mess that makes no sense. Rachel Rogers's revision is better. I'm gonna restore it [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 17:40, 16 November 2022 (EST)
::: I see. Thanks for correcting me.
:::[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 15:36, 17 November 2022 (EST)
:::: i'll be adding more stuff in the days to come but i need help to make it more funny [[User:Rachel Rogers|Rachel Rogers]] ([[User talk:Rachel Rogers|talk]]) 15:41, 17 November 2022 (EST)

Hello there YaroSLAVE

== U MAD BRO? ==

Farm Frenzy is such a shitty game, why waste your time making walkthroughs for it you retard [[User:U MAD BRO|U MAD BRO]] ([[User talk:U MAD BRO|talk]]) 13:57, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:47, 19 September 2024 (UTC)
:Thanks for sharing info with me. It may come in handy.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 08:18, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== WTF? ==

Why are you helping Gabe Rojas and his underage friends with their shitty fork?Why are you giving them tips how to scrape our site? [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 00:09, 28 September 2024 (UTC)
:Sorry, it's all my fault for sharing tips on how to scrape your site to them. But hey, you're so happy that I'm not an admin anymore.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 09:20, 28 September 2024 (UTC)
::No, I am not. I don't enjoy disciplining one of our best admins. I will chalk-up this up to a spontaneous case of AIDs and restore your status if you stop covorting with those underage retards. I don't care if you edit for them, but don't take any actions against this site. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 22:49, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

== Traitors get the rope ==

Enjoy your bancakes and working for the minor leagues, you earned them.[[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 02:39, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for improving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:10, 10 Oct 2024 (PT)

Thanks [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 23:13, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

==[[Ra1nb0wK1tty]]==
I wrote that article [[Ra1nb0wK1tty]] for you as per request. If you think any juicy information is missing, I ask that you have the initiative to write it into the article for me. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:45, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
:Thank you for wrting it. However, I don't have any new info on her yet. But I added a lulzy far art of her OC.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 22:08, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

== Ljupco vandalism ==

good lookin out. :^D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 12:17, 16 February 2025 (UTC)

:Much appreciated, Hipcrime
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:48, 16 February 2025 (UTC)

== garage ==

please do not deathnotice articles in people's sandboxes thx. deathrow is enough. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 23:56, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

:H64, I hate to burst your bubble, but you're talking to Ljupco's sock accout. I politely ask you to ban Garage and Wutsje for real this time.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 11:15, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

== The article i made ==
So i made a article called [[Princess Maydine]] do like it or not [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 08:09, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

:It's awful. Try making something better next time.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:14, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Like I want to improve this article or make it from scratch? Improvement or scratch? [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 11:18, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
:Make drastic improvements and you'll be fine.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 20:13, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

User talk:YaroslavTV

2026-03-21T18:14:35Z

YaroslavTV: /* The article i made */

Steel Widow Klan

2026-03-19T14:21:27Z

YaroslavTV: /* Phase 2: Dance with Nazi's */

{{achtung|'''SAFETY WARNING:''' You must not say anything mean or you'll be sentenced to eternal damnation in his upcoming game.}}

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| '''Powerword:''' || Gábor Simon
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| '''Nationality:''' || [[Hungarian]]  [[File:MiniflagHungary.png]]
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'''Steel Widow Klan''' is a never ending cycle of coerced collaboration and character assassination in [[RPG Maker]] ran by a condom reject with chronic [[USI|main character syndrome]] called '''Symon Glorian''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gábor Simon''').

Take [[Zrokky]], remove any trace of talent, dial up the [[God Complex|delusion to the skies]], and you get a pathetic excuse for a human life who's [[crapflood|spent the last 2 decades shitting out]] revenge fantasy upon revenge fantasy about [[homicide|butchering his own family]], [[NO U|destroying former collaborators]] and [[incel|murdering ex-girlfriends]] - all presented as a pretentious power fantasy about Simon's [[edgelord]] [[self-insert]] saving the world by becoming ruler of the god damn universe and destroying all who stand in his way.

Throughout his career Simon's been [[trying too hard|trying ass blastingly hard]] to build up an online cult of personality in the [[Hungarian]] RPG Maker community by [[theft|imitating]] [[at least a hundred]] games then [[lazy|begging others to finish his stolen universes]]. Lacking actual talent (hence he uses RPG Maker), Simon latches on to anyone willing to give free labor (ideas, art, coding, marketing), but because nobody can tolerate his obnoxious shit stirring personality for long, each pathetic attempt of a collaboration resulted in him throwing a tantrum and [[defamation|slandering]] his former friends in numerous copium plotlines to prove to himself he's the biggest martyr in the universe. Each time he erases people and steals their work by pretending he did everything important and each such game is about his self-insert giving [[tl;dr|painstakingly drawn out]] patronizing lectures about how the former collaborators are preventing him from saving the world before killing them off for good. And then becoming god to save them as an ultimate act of childish self-importance. Reading these dialogues will make you want to shoot yourself in the face.

He started this faggotry with his family and eventually added his ex-girlfriends. He also dedicated one of his games, where he kills his own father, to the memory of said dead father, earning him the label of a batshit insane obsessive desperate as fuck vindictive [[incel]] faggot who will [[die alone]] in hell for his crimes against humanity.

With all bridges burned, the Hungarian RPG Maker community long dead and any remaining people driven off by a daily barrage of his [[do not want|self-promotion]], Simon is [[attention whore|seeking attention]] in the English world of [[indie]] development next with Paracom.

== Paracom ==

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Paracom Parody.png|thumb|200px]|Paracom in a nutshell]]

Paracom's a derivative RPG Maker [[horror]] game that rehashes known horror games and is Simon's latest attempt at begging for free labor after a series of failures in Hungary. The story's about a SWAT team entering the mimic house from that old [[yugioh]] card in a SCP Foundation rip off setting. The only thing notable about this mess is Simon's relentless desperate promotion from a [[sockpuppet]].

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|Külön érdekesség a játékmenet meta rétege: bizonyos rejtvények összetevői szétszórva találhatók, és ha a párosításokat "kívülről" (azaz a játék szokványos logikáján túli módon, kreatívan) illeszted össze, a csapattársaid gyanakodni kezdhetnek rád, és a mentális befolyásolás mechanikája miatt elfordulhatnak tőled. Ez a paranoia-tengely jól illeszkedik a Paracom atmoszférájába.
|A particularly interesting feature is the game's meta-layer: components for certain puzzles are scattered throughout, and if you piece them together 'from the outside'—using creative logic beyond the game’s standard rules—your teammates may become suspicious. Thanks to the mental influence mechanic, they might even turn against you. This paranoia axis fits perfectly within the atmosphere of Paracom.
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He literally made his own batshit psychology a game mechanic.

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== Previous Games ==

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Edgy.png|thumb|200px]|Besting his brother.]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Battle.png|thumb|200px]|Ripping off [[Pokemon]] and BlazBlue]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Requiem.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon.png|thumb|200px|Obsilon - ugly as fuck tactical RPG]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon2.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3 God Complex.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3 God Complex2.png|thumb|200px]]

The games are Simon's public diaries of grievances pretending to be games. The only thing lulzworthy about them is the recurring god complex and the compulsion to kill off his family.

Simon's development process:
# watches some [[animu|azn power fantasy]]
# imagines himself [[unrealistic expectations|as cool as the protagonist]]
# faps to himself
# adds person who hurt his feelings/disagreed with him as antagonist set out to destroy the world
# makes his self-insert become the most powerful god ever
# faps to himself
# begs people for reviews and collaborations
# faps to himself
# ??????
# [[PROFIT|faps to himself]]

With the gameplay being a repetitve grind and the dialogue being [[And Fuck You Anyway|regurgitated clichés from movies and old memes]], it's astonishing Simon even has an audience. Or does he? He added the same 3 pieces of fanart into the launch menus to pre-emptively convince us, [[no|so...]]

The fact of the matter is Simon couldn't write an engaging plot if his life depended on it. The protagonist is literally himself. All. The. Time. And his irl friends are portrayed as bumbling idiots that serve as props for his ego or as mouthpieces for things he's too [[pussy|cowardly]] to have his self-insert directly say. The friends are also written as corrupt and prone to betraying Simon, which is a forced self-fulfilling prophecy and his main excuse for being a shithead nobody can tolerate.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds ===

Dubbed as VVH1. Simon's brother Dániel Simon (known as [[necrophilia|The Necromant]]) did [[WW3]], so Symon Glorian must [[BTFO]] him to save the world. He does so with help from the obligatory [[loli]] angel Adea and his father who promptly dies after giving him an [[animu]] sword. Symon is so cool he [[edgy|flips off the final boss before that could start his monologue]].

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

We navigate the wet dream of Simon Glorian yet again as he's burdened by fangirls he has to save. Shit happens and his friend Kummer tries to off him. A bunch of other shit later they kill the Goddes of HEL, who is [[Your Mom|Kummer's mother]].

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds III: Spirit of Battle ===

[[shit nobody cares about|Symon rises from the dead to kill God.]]

=== Obsilon - Seplau ===

Simon pretends he can make strategy games. The gameplay is a boring ass grindfest where you fight the same pixel garbage a hundred times. The protagonist is another self-pitying faggot named Jillian Weber, who works for a planet conquering company named after Simon, Sy-Tech.
He claimed he wrote this based on a book to appear sophisticated, when pressed he revealed the book was [[LOL|actually written by Kummer and himself]]. He also insisted this was sci-fi [[eurofag|Heroes of Might and Magic]] and got decimated.
Nobody played this shit past the first mission.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: [[ESL|Blessed The Child]] ===

Still mad half a decade later, he did the same brother killing story twice. Now the [[Final Fantasy|Klimhazzard]] sword starts what is called ''Teh Curse of Teh Glorians'' - a myth building narrative excuse used to justify Simon acting like an [[asshole]] toward literally everyone who doesn't suck his cock as hard as he expects.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: [[Lacuna Coil|End of Time]] ===

Now with crappy jpeg stolen console graphics he was too lazy to properly edit.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: Requiem ===

Side story where he meets the [[paradox|atheist nun]] Zoé and the rest of the church maids immediately ask him out on dates as well. The game is supposed to be a commemoration of Simon's friendship (hint: [[no shit|it didn't last long]]) with Grigor of Frost Dragon Entertainment but instead we get more rambling about his evil brother and mother.

=== Picnic ===

Uses his own photo this time. Attempts to rip off [[South Park]] and rewrites a lot of [[Warhammer 40k]] lore to make himself the savior. Robina The Hood from DragonFable and [[Paris Hilton]] are added as awkward sex interests.

=== Picnic 3: The Reckoning The System Shall Tremble ===

Simon and Kummer fight [[gypsies]], [[cops]], [[nigger]] [[army|US soldiers]], and [[hipsters]] known as the "span system" in an attempt to appear cool, but first the game must start with [[cockslap|cockslapping]] Kummer in the face as retaliation for not creating Picnic 2. Simon can't keep the butthurt out of this comedy game either: real women who didn't want to date him are put into shameful roles. He also takes revenge upon Gábor Dúl, a former friend given an entire special thanks screen in VVH3, by portraying him as a virgin homosexual. The game ends with an evil power compelling Simon's friends to betray him, so Simon sucks his own cock to become a god and save everyone.

{| class="wikitable"
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|Narrátor: Történetünk fonalát 2 héttel a Piknik 2 után vesszük fel...
Kummer: Amit én KUMMER GERGŐ nem írtam meg mert egy HURKABOA vagyok, és ezt kijelentem teljes itélőképsségem tudtában.
|Narrator: We pick up the thread of our story two weeks after Picnic 2...
Kummer: Which I, GERGŐ KUMMER, did not write because I am a sausage-boa, and I declare this in full possession of my faculties.
|-
|Vera: Egy pillanat, ti meg akartatok idézni egy káoszistent? Hihetelen hogy én csak erre kellek a férfiaknak! Megyek is innen.
Simon: Mivel a másik dolgot amire használható lennél nem hagyod...
|Vera: A moment, you guys wanted to summon a chaos god? Unbelievable—is this all men want me for! I'm out of here.
Simon: Well, since you won't let us use you for the other thing you'd be good for...
|-
|Gabriel: Ki kell állnotok a félelem próbáját.
Kummer: Vera lettem? Ez nem akkora nagy cucc, Legalább megnézem magam mesztelenül.

Levente: Kanos vagyok...

Kummer: *sikít*
|Gabriel: You must pass the test of fear.
Kummer: I’ve become Vera? That’s not such a big deal. At least I’ll take a look at myself naked.

Levente: I'm horny...

Kummer: *screams*
|}

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== Booted by Grigor ==

=== Phase 1: Begging Gone Wrong ===

Simon begged for a fangame of Obsilon Seplau, Xtvman took the bait. It failed. Next was Grigor, who wanted to expand the universe with interesting co-protagonists — big mistake. Simon the manchild couldn't bear the world not revolving around himself and shat all over it. As a result, Grigor's Obsilon Retribution was bullied off the internet.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rpgmaker-legends/id1579272462 Simon's podcast]
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|Egy kín volt játszani azt a játékot és nekem ezt így úgy kellett igazából visszaadnom a fejlesztőknek, hogy ők amúgy tényleg egy évnyi kőkemény munkát fektettek így ebbe és csak rossz lett. És most így ezzel a helyzettel annyira nem tudtam mit kezdeni, hogy így "jó, figyelj, hát kitesszük, meglátjuk, mit szólnak"... Hát az emberek nem voltak kedvesek ezzel a játékkal. Annyira, hogy gyakorlatilag széttépték az egészet és [[victim complex|nagyon sok ilyen fenyegető levelet is kaptam]], hogy ezzel legyek már szives kezdeni valamit.
|Playing that game was pure torture, and I had to report back to the developers—who had actually put a year of intense labor into it—that it just turned out bad. I honestly didn't know how to handle the situation, so it was like, 'Okay, look, we’ll put it out there and see what they think'... Well, people were not kind to this game. To the point where they practically tore the whole thing apart, and [[victim complex|I even received a lot of threatening letters]] demanding that I please do something about it.
|}

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon Grigor.png|thumb|Real time sci-fi Heroes of Might and Magic III]]

—Surely, it was the imaginary fans threatening to riot who hated it.

Other failed collaborations with Frost Dragon followed. Eventually Simon's passive aggression leveled up into stirring up shit in personal lives. Grigor and Argent/Dan kicked his sorry ass out of RPGMaker.hu, citing some [[dog]] insulting incident as the final straw.

Simon reacted how every mature person would:
* [[censorship|deleted all mention]] of Frost Dragon in the Hungarian [[Wikipedia]] article on RPG Maker.
* published Obsilon Armageddon, a long [[shitpost]] in game form entirely about the evil Grigor instigating terrorist uprisings destroying planets and must be stopped by <s>Jillian</s> Simon.
* made another raving shitpost—RM Revolution—where he claimed ownership of RPGMaker.hu and portrayed Grigor as a dumbass tyrant who destroys Simon's air purifying towers and healing crystals to raise statues for himself in their place. Simon was banned from the colony with a "dampening tower" that limits who can enter based on [[Dragon Ball|power level]]. (Predictably, Simon is a [[Over 9000|lv9000 god]] in this universe too.)

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{| class="wikitable"
|+ Glorian's breakup monologue to Argent in RM Revolution
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|Szóval megint nem válaszolsz... Soha nem válaszolsz. Rámbíztad anno, hogy vigyázzak rá. És én belementem az irántad érzett tiszteletből. Pedig tudtam, hogy ellenem fog fordulni. Ahogy mindenki ellen fordult eddig. [[Victim complex|De én szó nélkül tűrtem a hozzánemértését és a hülyeségét. És támogattam őt akkor is, amikor már senki sem, mert hinni akartam benned, hogy visszatérsz és beváltod minden ígéreted. De nem tetted. Magunkra hagytál minket. És én még ezt is képes voltam elfogadni és egyedül folytatni... "vele".]]

De ezt nem lett volna képes egyedül megoldani. Te segítettél neki. Nem szóltál, nem kerestél, csak hátba támadtál te is, ahogy ő a drága öcséd is. És annyi minden után, ezt most nem nyelem le. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|És te is tudod, mi következik most. Hogy mire vagyok képes. És mit fogok tenni.]]

De tudod mit? Megadom neked az utolsó SZÓ jogát. Tessék, állíts meg. Egy szavadba kerül és [[drama whore|leszerelem a flottát, és abbahagyom az egészet. Gyerünk. Magyarázd meg, miért tetted. Argent. Meg fogom ölni az unokaöcsédet. Ez se elég arra, hogy tégy valamit?]]

Én megadtam a lehetőséget. [[Bawwwww|A szomorú, tudod, az, hogy azt hittem, barátok vagyunk.]]
| So you’re not answering again... You never answer. You entrusted me with looking after him back then. And I went along with it out of respect for you. Even though I knew he would turn against me. Just as he has turned against everyone so far. [[Victim complex|But I endured his incompetence and his stupidity without a word. And I supported him even when no one else would, because I wanted to believe in you—that you would return and fulfill all your promises. But you didn’t. You abandoned us. And I was even able to accept that and continue alone... with "him."]]

But he wouldn't have been able to do this alone. You helped him. You didn't speak, you didn't reach out; you just stabbed me in the back, just like he did—your dear young nephew. And after everything, I’m not swallowing this. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|And you know what comes next. What I am capable of. And what I am going to do.]]

But you know what? I’ll give you the right to the last WORD. Go ahead, stop me. It takes one word from you and [[drama whore|I’ll stand down the fleet and stop the whole thing. Come on. Explain why you did it. Argent. I am going to kill your nephew. Is even that not enough for you to do something?]]

I gave you the chance. [[Bawwwww|The sad thing, you know, is that I thought we were friends.]]
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Greencat's perspective
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|GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy [[ignored|Argent le se szarta őt]] se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd

Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".

Dév: Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon.
|GreenCat: Honestly, his problem was that everyone is a cocksucker except for himself. (Plus, [[ignored|Argent didn't give a shit about him]] most of the time either, and his ego couldn't handle that.) xd

Hyen: All I’m gonna quote on that is "dampening tower."

Dév: Doesn't he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is born.
|}

=== Phase 2: Sockpuppet Autofellatio ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan SoulCubeGaming.png|thumb|center|Simon being a masquerading faggot.]]
4 years later Simon watches Friday the 13th and imagines himself as Jason Voorheese. He launches [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNjbDneoJFI Soul Cube Gaming], a [[forced meme]] [[youtube|game review channel]] that almost immediately degrades into [[auto-fellatio|him sucking himself off again]] - from behind a mask this time because he pretended to be his own fanboy ("Soul"). [[shit nobody cares about|He rants about Grigor being a shit game dev who held back many Steel Widow projects and announces his new game Omnissiah where he will do Grigor's characters justice or some shit]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Full on [[sockpuppet]] self-sucking
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|Soul: Nem sokan hallottak a Dragon Hunters-ről, aki pedig igen, az magyarország egyik legközépszerűbb bughalmaz játékaként ismerte meg és senkiben sem hagyott mély nyomot. Mivel a Frost Dragon csapat nagy fanja volt a VVH sorozatnak, ezért meg is keresték őket egy kis segítség reményében. A lényeg az volt, hogy a Dragon Hunters-nek készült volna egy sokkal történetbázisúbb, sötétebb hangulatú és akció orientáltabb remake-je.

Cube: Gyakorlatilag VVH-t akartak csinálni belőle.

Soul: Ami nem lett volna olyan gagyi, mint az eredeti verzió. Így a két csapat nagyjából egy napnyi intenzív brainstorming után egy meglehetősen eredeti és jó sztorival állt elő. A projektet viszont később kukázták, a Frost Dragon Ent. pedig inkább a mindenki által rühelt Until You Get There sorozatot kezdte el írni. Így a Dragon Hunters főszereplőjének, Erran karrierjének csúcspontja az maradt, hogy szerepelt pár VVH részben - például a Requiem-ben.

Cube: Vagy az Omnissiah-ban.

Soul: Shh! Hallgass, Cube.

Cube: Ja, bocs. Spoiler alert.
|Soul: Not many people have heard of Dragon Hunters, and those who have know it as one of Hungary's most mediocre, bug-ridden games—it didn't exactly leave a lasting impression on anyone. Since the Frost Dragon team were big fans of the VVH series, they reached out to them hoping for a bit of help. The core idea was to create a remake of Dragon Hunters that was much more story-driven, darker in tone, and more action-oriented.

Cube: Basically, they wanted to turn it into VVH.

Soul: Which wouldn't have been as tacky as the original version. So, after about a day of intense brainstorming, the two teams came up with a pretty original and solid story. However, the project was later scrapped, and Frost Dragon Ent. started writing the universally loathed Until You Get There series instead. Consequently, the peak of Erran's career—the protagonist of Dragon Hunters—remained his cameos in a few VVH episodes, like Requiem.

Cube: Or Omnissiah.

Soul: Shh! Quiet, Cube.

Cube: Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert.
|-
|Cube: Nem hallottál a Piknik 3-ról? Hát szégyeld magad, mivel magyarország egyik legjobban sikerült és egyben legelborultabb poénjátéka! De ne aggódj, mert nemsokára bemutatjuk.

Cube: Hogyha a [[South Park]] és a [[Family Guy]] a magyar valóságban játszódna, akkor az valahogy így nézne ki.

Soul: De mivel mindenki befejezte már az általános iskola első osztályát, felmerül a jogos kérdés, hogy hol a piknik 1 és 2, hogyha mindenki a hármon folytatta az agyát.

Cube: Nos, a legenda úgy tartja, hogy a Piknik 1 él és virul. A programozók egy hétvége alatt írták és a poénok 80 százaléka csak nekik vicces, ezért úgy döntöttek, nem adják ki. Bár megigérték, hogyha nagy lesz az érdeklődés, akkor mégis. Most hogy lehet, hogy a következő rész akkor mégis 3, nem pedig 2? Azért, mert a csapat kettéoszlott, hogy megírja a második és a harmadik részt, de közben a második részt író csapattagok "beköcsögültek" - ne röhögjél, ez a hivatalos jelentésben áll. Így a harmadik rész napvilágot látott, a második pedig nem, és sajnos nem is fog valószínűleg.
|Cube: You haven't heard of Picnic 3? Well, shame on you, because it’s one of Hungary’s most successful and most messed up comedy games! But don't worry, we’ll be reviewing it shortly.

Cube: If [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] took place in Hungarian reality, it would look something like this.

Soul: But since everyone has already finished the first grade of elementary school, the legitimate question arises: where are Picnic 1 and 2, if everyone is losing their minds over the third one?

Cube: Well, legend has it that Picnic 1 is alive and well. The programmers wrote it over a single weekend and 80 percent of the jokes are only funny to them, so they decided not to release it. Though they did promise that if there’s enough interest, they will release. Now, how is it possible that the next part is 3 instead of 2? It’s because the team split up to write the second and third parts, but in the meantime, the team members writing the second part "fagged out"—don't laugh, that's what it says in the official report. Thus, the third part saw the light of day, while the second did not, and unfortunately, it probably never will.
|}

=== Phase 3: Omnissiah The Masterpiece ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Zoe.png|thumb|200px|Zoé's judgement by teh Glorian]]

Allegedly the best game Simon could ever create. Symon takes part in an [[animu]] [[tourneyfag|tournament arc]] to become machine god. The trials include murdering Grigor yet again and Simon's ex-[[girlfriends]] as well. [[sad|He seriously wasted 3 years of his life on making this.]]

There's a plotline where fate forces Symon to kill his own father. After the game's release Simon's father actually died and [[WTF|he retroactively made this game the commemoration]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Characters
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!Character
!Real Person
!Details
|-
|Danny Glorian/The Necromant
|Dániel Simon
|Symon goes back in time to kill him AGAIN and show him the middle finger AGAIN.
|-
|André Glorian
|András Simon
|During his time travels, fate forces Symon to kill his own father.
|-
|Ashgrey
|Gergő Ivanics (Grigor)
|An orphanage burning psychopath who sold his soul to evil. Sentenced to eternal damnation in space by Symon's bff.
|-
|Nina
|Judit Kiss (Bluebell)
|Symon in girl form. Girl Symon is Symon's only true love. Caused a big black doomsday smoke cloud by disobeying the rules of the universe. Begs Symon to be killed.
|-
|Enaya Testeros/Eny
|Erika Fruzsina Kiss
|Lectures herself on breaking up with Symon to become a doctor as being the worst mistake of her life.
|-
|Fruzsina
|Fruzsina Forgó
|Gets kidnapped and left on a deserted island by Symon for challenging his authority.
|-
|Beatrix DiMarco
|Beáta Varga
|Rejects Symon. [[batshit insane|This rejection causes a time loop where she is responsible for the creation of the Necromant who destroys millions of lives.]] Is sentenced to eternal damnation as a [[Final Fantasy VIII|Guardian Force]].
|-
|Zoé Karasi
|Zsuzsa Karászi
|Plots with Symon to kill the omnissiah. This is a double cross where she gets to become god. Her reason being: doesn't wanna grow old and ugly. Symon watches her [[period|bleed]] to death and explode as he lectures her on morality. [[duh|Then it's Symon who becomes god]].
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Example dialogue
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|Eny: Én hülye vagyok... Egyszerűen pocsék vagyok minden döntésben amit csak meg lehet hozni. Csak nézzünk végig az egész életemen egy pillanatra. Én elhagytam az egyetlen fiút aki tiszta szívből szeretett azért aki voltam... Nem azért mert én vagyok a világ legbefolyásosabb orvosa, vagy egyik legerősebb SeeDje... Önmagamért szeretett... én pedig otthagytam őt mindenféle használható magyarázat nélkül... Azért, mert féltem, hogy túl unalmas lesz az életem ha vele maradok... Erre fogtam és CSINÁLTAM egy MÉG SOKKAL DE SOKKAL UNALMASABB ÉLETET! Én cserbenhagytam az egyetlen embert, aki SENKIT sem hagyott cserben... Sőt... meghalt... az olyanokért mint én... és én cserébe ezért összetörtem a szivét... Megbízott bennem a mindenével ami csak ő volt... És tudod mi a legrosszabb? Hogy soha, senki nem hibáztatott... SENKI... senkinek sem fordult meg a fejében hogy én hagytam ott őt... nem fordítva... Most pedig itt vagyok a világ végén, és szörnyeket ölök, és végre megint a világért harcolhatok és végképp tudatosult bennem, hogy lehetett volna ez is az életem... Maradhattam volna Symonnal is... és akkor minden napom így telt volna... és a szivem mélyén MINDIG IS ERRE VÁGYTAM.

Edward: Igen, Eny hülye vagy..... Ha így érzel, miért nem neki mondod el? Ti emberek komolyan az agyamra mentek néha. Miért éri meg nektek mindig jobban a büszkeségetek és a haragotok, mint BESZÉLNI. Ennél egyszerűbb dolog nincs is a világon... Beszélj... ha mondani akarsz valamit.

Eny: Bocsáss meg nekem Edward. Azt hiszem pánik rohamom volt.

Edward: Az elmúlt 3 órát azzal töltöttük hogy túlvilági húsevő szörnyetegek ellen csatáztunk... és neked MOST van pánikrohamod... MOST... mert szembe néztél az érzelmeiddel... Tudod én egy másvilági élőholt sárkányember vagyok... de szerintem valami baromira nem stimmel veled...
|Eny: I’m an idiot... I’m just plain terrible at every single decision that can possibly be made. Just look back at my entire life for a moment. I left the only boy who loved me with all his heart for who I was... Not because I’m the world’s most influential doctor, or one of the strongest SeeDs... He loved me for me... and I left him without any kind of useful explanation... I did it because I was afraid my life would be too boring if I stayed with him. So, what did I do? I went and MADE a life that is WAY, WAY BOREMORER! I let down the only person who NEVER let anyone down... In fact... he died... for people like me... and in return, I broke his heart. He trusted me with everything he was... And do you know what the worst part is? No one ever blamed me. NO ONE... it never even crossed anyone’s mind that I was the one who left him... not the other way around. And now here I am at the end of the world, killing monsters, finally fighting for the world again, and it’s finally sunk in that this could have been my life all along... I could have stayed with Symon... and every day would have been like this... and in the depths of my heart, THIS is what I always wanted.

Edward: Yes, Eny, you are an idiot... If this is how you feel, why aren't you telling him? You humans seriously get on my nerves sometimes. Why is your pride and your anger always worth more to you than just TALKING? There is nothing simpler in this world... Speak... if you have something to say.

Eny: Forgive me, Edward. I think I was having a panic attack.

Edward: We just spent the last 3 hours battling otherworldly, flesh-eating monsters... and you’re having a panic attack NOW... NOW... because you faced your emotions... Look, I’m an undead dragon-man from another world... but I think there is something seriously wrong with you.
|-
|Nina: Két dolog amit mindig utáltam a divat és a szabályok. Egyik se nekem való.

Symon: Te olyan vagy mint én lány kiadásban.
|Nina: Two things I’ve always hated: fashion and rules. Neither of them is for me.

Symon: You’re like the girl version of me.

|-
|Nina: A lányok nálatok tényleg ennyire furák?

Symon: Hát igen... Bár ők téged tartanának furának.

Nina: Gyakorlatilag minden amit csinálnak kizárólag külsőség, ebben semmi logika nincsen. Egész életüket arra pazarolják hogy szépek legyenek, pedig a szépség amúgy is múlandó. Közben nem csinálnak semmit ami érdekessé tenné őket vagy jó társasággá.

Symon: Hát jobban összefoglaltad mint ahogy én elgondolkodtam rajta...

Nina: De ha nálatok a fiúkban és a lányokban nincs semmi közös, akkor ez nem azt feltételezi hogy nektek inkább el kell viselni a lányokat, mert ezt diktálja a biológia?

Symon: Szerinted miért utaztam el egy másik univerzumba hogy találjak egy lányt akivel szeretek lenni, nem pedig csak el kell viselnem?
|Nina: Are the girls where you’re from really that weird?

Symon: Well, yeah... Though they’d probably find you weird.

Nina: Practically everything they do is purely superficial; there’s no logic to it. They waste their entire lives trying to be beautiful, even though beauty is fleeting anyway. Meanwhile, they don’t do anything that would actually make them interesting or good company.

Symon: Well, you summed that up better than I ever even thought about it...

Nina: But if the boys and girls where you’re from have nothing in common, doesn't that imply you just have to tolerate them because biology dictates it?

Symon: Why do you think I traveled to another universe just to find a girl I actually enjoy being with, rather than one I just have to put up with?
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|Symon: Alábecsülted a "nagy tervet" Zoé. És most jön a büntetésed. Mindez amin mindannyian túl vagyunk. Az egész életünk, a sok öröm és fájdalom. Mind az út része, és a folyamaté, aminek a végén azzá váltunk akik vagyunk. Méltóvá önmagunkhoz. A történelmünk során, a SeeD baleset nem véletlen volt. Semmi sem volt véletlen. Az emberi lények túl gyengék és tökéletlenek, nem képesek viselni és használni Isteni hatalmat. Ezért kellett a SeeDeknek megszületnie. Hogy fejlődjünk, mint faj, és mint civilizáció. Mindezt csak így át lehetne ugrani, akkor mi értelme lenne az Omnissiának egyáltalán?

Zoé: Ez nem lehet igaz... Gabriel... rászedett engem...

Symon: Dehogy is szedett rá téged... Azért bízott meg benned már az elején, mivel tudta hogy te nem nyerhetsz, így ha az életére is törsz, úgy sem tudod élvezni a hatalmat. Mivel csak egy ember vagy.

Zoé: Csak egy ember? Van fogalmad róla min mentem keresztül amíg ide jutottam?

Symon: Igen. Viszont a fő motivációd az volt hogy Istenné válj, hogy ne csúnyulj meg... Atyaúristen, gondolkozzál már el ezen egy percre. Ezért az egy dologért képes voltál viszályba taszítani az univerzumot és megöletni Istent.

Zoé: Symon... Könyörgöm segíts rajtam... Szétesik a testem... Darabokra hullok!

Symon: Egyszer azt mondtad nekem hogy nagyszerű tanár lenne belőled. Igazad volt. Én sokat tanultam tőled az emberekről.

Zoé: Mit?

Symon: Azt hogy valakit nem lehet megmenteni...
|Symon: You underestimated the "Grand Plan," Zoé. And now comes your punishment. Everything we have all been through—our entire lives, the abundance of joy and pain—it was all part of the path. It was the process at the end of which we became who we are. Worthy of ourselves. Throughout our history, the SeeD accident was no fluke. Nothing was an accident. Human beings are too weak and imperfect; they are incapable of bearing and wielding Divine power. That is why the SeeDs had to be born. To evolve, as a species and as a civilization. If all of this could simply be bypassed, then what would be the point of the Omnissia at all?

Zoé: This can't be true... Gabriel... he tricked me...

Symon: He didn't trick you at all... He trusted you from the very beginning because he knew you couldn't win; even if you took his life, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the power anyway. Because you are only human.

Zoé: Only human? Do you have any idea what I went through to get here?

Symon: I do. However, your primary motivation was to become a God just so you wouldn’t lose your beauty... Good Lord, think about that for a moment. For that one thing, you were willing to plunge the universe into discord and have God killed.

Zoé: Symon... I’m begging you, help me... My body is falling apart... I’m crumbling to pieces!

Symon: You once told me that you would make a great teacher. You were right. I learned a lot from you about humans.

Zoé: What?

Symon: That some people simply cannot be saved.
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Simon fapped to this storyline for months. No doubt whatsoever.

=== Phase 4: Still Can't Fucking Let Go ===

10 years after the original incident Simon brown noses Pivi (the first ever and only good Hungarian RPG Maker creator) in a [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rpgmaker-legends/id1579272462 podcast] he dubs "RPG Maker [[Losers|Legends]]". Simon still uses the attention to rave about Grigor, who has then got married and built himself a life.

== Booted by Zrokky ==

[[At least a hundred]] years ago [[Zrokky]] and Simon had a fight over whose shitty games are better. Zrokky banned his ass, Simon made 2 games and a website called [http://gumydragon.atw.hu/ gumydragon]. The games are a [[unfunny|poor mockery of]] Dragon Blade ONline where Zrokky demands his fanbase to [[unoriginal|build statues of himself]]. The website calls Zrokky a [[homo]] and a [[virgin]] who builds robot girlfriends, which is funny considering how many failed relationships Simon cries about in his own games.

[[Some argue]] Simon attempted to [[kiss ass|brown nose]] Zrokky to gain relevance and couldn't handle the rejection. Indeed, [[butthurt|Zrokky's name appears on the hit list for "Symon soldier" in one of his games.]]

== Booted by Promatheus and Árgyus ==

=== Phase 1: Self-Insertion Gone Wild ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Drakkus.png|thumb|200px|How every Steel Widow game begins]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Sex.png|thumb|left|150px|Simon with someone else's girlfriend]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Oppenheimer.png|thumb|200px|Simon's nuclear [[USI]]]]

Simon was mooching off an actual [[autist]] called Promatheus. Promatheus was put into Simon's first commercial game Jerico Proxyma as his [[Bodybuilding|gym bro]] - again, Simon absolutely lacks creative output so when he's not copy pasting a [[Anime Archetypes|shounen plot]], he's fully copying irl. This time by [[Overpaint|drawing over photos]] of himself and others. Simon starts this game the only way he knows how: Promatheus is introduced as Drakkus, who's another bumbling idiot that sends the squad's single medic alone into a [[xenofags|xenomporphic]] cave. This serves as setup for Simon's newest self-insert's power trip. <s>Simon</s> Sigor saves the lost medic and cockslaps Drakkus for being a "[[subtext|mentally handicapped]]".

At the same time Árgyus aka Farkas aka Hyen aka [[OtterWhiskers|ED's former autist furfag janitor Linkermann]] was duped into writing him a custom battle system (something that everyfag in that community viewed as a status symbol thanks to [[Zrokky]]'s faggotry). Previously Simon'd [[endless loop|asked Árgyus for a birthday present in the form of an Omnissiah fan game and the same shared protagonist spot shenanigans ensued]], but that game had a custom battle system. Árgyus, notably [[gullible|being a retard with zero boundaries]], stuck along. Árgyus said he was working on the battle system when they invited him to Budapest for an irl meeting in Promatheus' apartment and [[confused|got lost on the way home]]. [[Some argue]] Simon channeled his irrational butthurt over Promatheus not escorting Árgyus home (as if he were a toddler) into this new game.

The game features a scene of Simon sleeping with someone else's girlfriend he drew over ([[lmao|player's choice!]]) while the character he used his actual girlfriend's photo for Cassiopeia is shown to ambiguously have been a final boss all along. We don't know because he was too lazy to finish the plot. Instead Sigor defeats [[One Piece|space pirate kings]] and gets called reaper king, ruler of the fucking universe, which is not at all the same as becoming a god. The game ends at this point with Simon quoting Oppenheimer like a faggot.

Árgyus' battle system was discarded because it took too long and proved too complicated for Simon, so a dumbed down version was made. Árgyus doesn't get credited because fuck him anyway.

=== Phase 2: Dance with Nazis ===

With the number of people remaining who give a fuck about him converging to 0, Simon attempts to befriend one of Promatheus' non-autist circles, a [[rock|rocker group]]. Shit hits the fan when Simon gets drunk and randomly starts calling people faggots and flirts with high school girls - new characters for his games? The group's leader Zerolem tells him to calm the fuck down. This upsets Simon so much that he plots to keep Promatheus for himself by lying to him that the group doesn't want to be friends anymore. Simultaneously, he passes off Promatheus behind his back as a bumbling idiot to Zerolem. This gets found out when Simon successfully convinces Promatheus to leave the group's [[facebook]] chat and Zerolem messages Promatheus. They see that Simon's deleted his messages to Zerolem that mock Promatheus. When questioned, Simon [[victim complex|cries bloody murder]] and [[crybully|paints the group as neo nazis]] because some idiot once brought a [[gun|firearm]] and got kicked from the group for it. Their mutual friends are now afraid to ever invite Promatheus because he's just a bumbling idiot who'd cluelessly blurt out the place to the far right group and endanger them.

Promatheus' response? [[IDGAF|He doesn't give a fuck about Simon anymore either.]]

=== Phase 3: LOL Fail ===

Árgyus returns to get exploited again with the English translation of Jerico Proxyma. He promptly learns about Promatheus' story and opts to rape Simon in the ass with an exposed video [[for the lulz]]. The video [[detective|destroys Simon with every bread crumb he left in his games and public posts]], autistically assembled together.

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This triggers a complete meltdown in Simon and he responds in his usual way: by linking [[OtterWhiskers|Árgyus' ED article]] and baselessly accusing him of being a [[pedophile]]. Expecting to have destroyed Árgyus' reputation, the faggot fails to understand the universal truth that [[ED is not your personal army]]. The attempt is seen as a desperate [[Epic Toilet Story|deep dive into sludge]] by the Hungarian RPG Maker [[discord]] server, ending the drama on a meme.

'''Simon's first response'''

{{quote3|Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?

Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:

- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.

- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.

- Seek medical help.

- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.

- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].
|}}

'''Simon's second response'''

{{quote3|Dear Kormos Sándorka,

Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?

Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:

- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.

- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.

- Seek medical help.

- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.

- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].

'''In light of all this, I would like to express my concern regarding the fact that you work with children in a primary school.'''

edramatica. com / OtterWhiskers
|}}

Defo butthurt.

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'''Log: discord ripping Simon a new one'''
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[18:40]Készítő: Valaki nagyon butthurt, hogy az angol kifejezést használjam (ő is ezt tette):

[18:40]Készítő:
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[18:41]GreenCat: dikk

[18:41]GreenCat: ez hova ment? xd

[18:42]Készítő: Flaggelte a YouTube, sz'al nem látszik alapból. xddd
Az összes létező, természetes emberi nyelvben nincs olyan kifejezés, ami erre a reakcióra illene. A "szánalmas" még csak kapargatja a felszínt.

[18:42]Készítő: Amúgy előre látható volt... :/

[18:43]GreenCat: ha annyira nem érdekli, akkor minek kattintott rá rögtön megjelenése után xD

[18:44]Készítő: Jó kérdés, GreenCat, jó kérdés. xDD

[18:45]GreenCat: amúgy nekem az volt a legnagyobb bajom az egésszel, hogy ez a sok bevágott kép, meg a szétfolyt pixelek kiégették a szememet

[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Bírom, hogy már a 2. sorban előjön a saját magára ejakulálás, hogy "csakmiattamérdekelmindenkitikszdé"

[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Egy rohadt percre nem bír leállni az önmagára recskázással

[19:12]GreenCat: úgy látom hosszú lesz ez a három óra 😄

[19:14]GreenCat: amúgy errol a wikis részről lemaradtam xD

[19:20]Hyen: Ja, a történet sok részletét csak én láttam, elvégre én voltam olyan pozícióban, hogy egy pozitív alaknak lássam a gábort a sok zrokky általi abúzus és meghiúsult csapatkeresés után. Ő tűnt az egyedüli normálisnak, akivel végre lehetett maker-ezni a sok "háborúzó" mellett. Akkoriban Grigor is bomlasztónak tűnt, de ő volt az áldozat a történetben. Én meg tudatlanul részt vettem egy ex-barátnő lejárató, Grigort sokadszorra megölető bosszúhadjáratban, amit játéknak álcáztak. 🚮

[19:21]Panni: Am Simonka örülhetne, hogy csak a makerben tett dolgok lettek megemlítve, az nem, mit csinált az életbe

[19:23]GreenCat: Grigor már akkor is sokkal normálisabb meg érettebb volt.

[19:59]GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy Argent le se szarta őt se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd

[20:01]Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".

[20:03]Panni: Még a családja is, ami +20 pont a gyökérség statra

[20:04]GreenCat: azt nem tudom

[20:05]Panni: Szerintem elég ha én meg az tudja, aki mondta nekem

[20:06]GreenCat: akkor mért mondtad el? 😄

[20:06]Dév [SWGH], : Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon. Azok írják szerintem a pozitív reviewokat a játékaira steamen.

[22:40]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Sziasztok!

Bár ezen a szerveren többnyire, mint csak megfigyelő vagyok jelen – bár terveztem aktivitást is mutatni, főleg "segítségkérésmakerhez" témában. Most végeztem kb. az SW videóval, gondoltam én is hozzátennék így párat. Eredetileg a videóhoz írtam volna eme kommentárt, de aztán a videó főszereplője már odadobta a saját "förmedvényét" (mert azt kommentnek nem tudnám nevezni), aztán inkább nem generálom ott a szarcunamit. Két dolog: egyrészről, több részben felbontom a kommentet, mert nagyon sokminden jutott eszembe a videó nézése közben, másrészről pedig előfordulhatnak helyesírási hibák, mert telefonon írok, ahhoz meg igen batár ujjaim vannak 😄

[22:48]Bakemono: Üdv

[22:48]Bakemono: Ide írhatod nyugodtan, itt nincs jelen a simongábor fanklub

[22:51]Hyen: Egyébként mit számít, hogy jelen van-e vagy sem?

[22:53]Bakemono: Itt nem kell attól tartani hogy leírod a véleményed aztán jól bekerülsz egy játékba

[23:05]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen és @Készítő révén hallottam először a Steel Widowról, akkoriban, mikor volt az említett csetepaté, akkoriban messze nem voltam úgy tisztában magyar Makeres jáékokkal, egy-kettöt ismertem/játszottam és kb. ennyi. Nem ismerem Simon Gábort (vagy Symon Gloriant, lassan nem tudom melyik a jó :D), viszont az érezhető a videó alapján, hogy olyan sérelmek érték őt akár így az SW-vel, akár a magánéletében és ami alapján erőteljesen kirajzolódik egy olyan egocentrikus figura képe, aki a való életben ért sérelmeket feldolgozás helyett inkább beépíti a játékába és azon keresztül próbál "revansot" venni. Ez az "ő, mint a tragikus hős, aki mindig magára marad" karakter nekem elég furán veszi ki magát, pluszban ha odaveszem azt is, ahogy bizonyos narratívákat kicsavarva harcolt mások ellen többedmagával (RM Revolution), miközben a játékai jelentős részének minősége hagy némi kívánnivalót maguk után.

[23:15]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem az ilyen dolgokat nem tudom hova tenni, sőt, szerintem ez a fajta "orvoslás" mérgező és csak kárt okoz magának. Így, mindezek tükrében világosságot számomra nyert a Steel Widow-verzum Glorianestöl, mindenestől. A tagról nagyon lerí, hogy azért szeret konfliktisokat generálni abból, ha kap egy értelmes kritikát, észrevételt a játékával kapcsolatban ahelyett, hogy hogy átgondolta, megfontolta volna az érdemi észrevételeket, kifogásolnivalókat. Értem én, hogy a saját müvét a Heroes III-hoz hasonlítja, de elég messze állt attól.

[23:16]Hyen:
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[23:17]Készítő: ... Ez nagyon betalált neki. Mondom: a valóság/tények nagyon fáj(nak) az egójának.

[23:18]Hyen: Máté története után ezért tiltottam azonnal a facebook ismerőseim közül.

[23:20]Panni: Ez a gyökérkefe komolyan elküldte mégegyszer?

[23:21]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ilyen szempontból számomra teljesen új értelmet nyert a VVH is, ami inkább Simon Gábor sértettsegéről szólt, mintsem Symon Glorian hőseposzáról, ami igencsak beármyékolja a játékok megítelését. Abszolút érzem nála az identitásválságot, s inkább tűnik egy nagyranőtt gyermek toporzékolásának a homokozóban, mintsem egy amatőr, fejlődni vágyó játékfejlesztőnek. Róla így nemegy ismerősöm jutott eszembe (wannabe profi sportemberek, politikusok), akiknek ha az egópajzs komoly sérülést szenved, azonnal kompenzálni akarnak.

[23:22]Készítő: És mivel ráéreztem, hogy val'szeg én jönnék a sorban (és Hyen is megmutatta nekem amit Máté írt -- elolvastam, végig -- plusz a Hyen - Symon beszélgetésekről is láttam screenshotokat), ezért úgy határoztam, követem Hyen barátom példáját és egy nyikk nélkül tiltottam a francba az ürgét.

[23:24]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem SG valahol félúton már Reactori magasságokban van (Heavy Troopers és Tristania nélkül), márcsak az hiányzik, hogy több profilt hozzon létre magának más-más neveken azzal a céllal, hogy agyondícsérje magát.

[23:25]Készítő: Pl. a "NoRefridgerator420" accountja a Redditen?

[23:25]Panni: KÖHÖG KÖHÖG Paracom steam KÖHÖG KÖHÖG

[23:27]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen abszolút jó volt hallani, ahogy szép lassan leszámoltál ezzel az időszakoddal, s hogy tovább tudtál ezen lépni, de azt elismerem, baromi jó ötlet volt a NES-es Captsmain America bossmechanikáját átrakni a Piknik 3-ba. A harcrendszerről nem is beszélve.

[23:28]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: A kommentjét annyival reagálnám le, hogy látszik nem a valósagban él Symon, mert akkor tudná, hogy amit odahányt a videó alá, az már igen súlyos rágalmak..

[23:29]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Akkor nem szóltam, akkor ő full Reactor 2.0

[23:30]Készítő: Arról nem is beszélve, hogy Facebook csoportban a JericoProxima és ParaCom is tuti hogy az övéi. Semmi eredetiség nincs ebben a hapsiban, komolyan mondom.

[23:30]Panni: Mondtam is privibe Hyennek, hogy fel is jelentheti ezért

[23:31]Hyen: A Soul Cube csatornán is ő Soul, ezt az Omnissiah-ban úgy-ahogy be is ismeri.

[23:31]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Bár mondjuk ezt a testlekaszabolós battkesystemről egy az egyben a Fear & Hunger jutott eszembe

[23:32]Készítő: És legalább öt self-insertet számoltam össze, amit saját magáról mintázott.

[23:33]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Afelett is most így elsiklottam, pedig a videó nézésekor megjegyeztem a végen, hogy micsoda önfelszopást csinált

[23:33]Készítő: A hang és a beszéd stílusa is egyezik.

[23:33]Hyen: "beköcsögültek"

[23:34]Készítő: fordítok: kinyílt a szemük és leléceltek.

[23:34]Hyen: Úgy éreztem, hogy illett. Habár a játék, amihez írtam, teljesen másról szólt, mint eleinte hittem. Ezért abba mégsem illik. A harcrendszer az én érdemem, a többi kuka.

[23:34]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Jogos is lenne

[23:35]Panni: na, én is letiltottam facebookon Simonkát, mielőtt engem is berántana valami nem létező hülyeség miatt

[23:35]Panni: bár a Hisztis Mircil jobban illene rá

[23:36]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Pedig, ha arra a harcrendszerre építette volna fel a játékot, miután így látta, akár valami jót is ki lehetett volna hozni

[23:37]Hyen: Én egyáltalán nem tudok szimpátiát érezni iránti a privát beszélgetés után, amit Máté mutatott nekem. Az alapján ő aktívan kavarja a szart. A videósorozatom kapcsán is érzékeltem, hogy valaki a háttérből nagyon erősen próbálja elhitetni, hogy a kritikáim alázások. Egyik barátja be is szólt nekem a ruby dragon elemzések kapcsán. (Azok mondjuk lehet, hogy tényleg erősek voltak. Ehhez a videóhoz külön utánanéztem, hogyan lehet egy ilyen súlyos témát nem személyeskedve tálalni.) És más apró jeleket is láttam.

[23:38]Panni: Felhasználók?

[23:40]Hyen: Én ezeket a hozzá köthető profilokat tiltottam. És biztos van még más.
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[23:41]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Én sem tudok. Aki ilyen szintig elmegy, hogy valaki pedófíliával vádolja azt, aki kifejezte a véleményét a munkásságáról, azzal nem is lehet. Magát ezt a rágalmat eleve nagyon súlyosnak találom, mert sokan lövöldöznek vaktában rágalmazásokkal, vádolgatásokkal. Egy évet lehúztam családsegítőként, nemegy ilyennel találkoztam.

[23:42]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ezutóbbit csak mellékesben.

[23:58]Panni: milyen linket?

[23:59]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : A komment utolsó soràban, amiről a screenshot ment

[00:00]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : Ne nèzd meg

[00:00]Bakemono: Panni ne! Nem akarod tudni!

[00:00]Castiel: Ez most nekem nagyon így hogy lemaradtam mindenről is.

[00:02]Hyen: Nem maradtál le. Nincs miről igazából. Csak mintázatokról beszélünk.

[00:04]Panni: jaaaa, akkor nem nézem meg!! D8 😱

[00:04]Hyen: Felnőtt tartalmat tartalmaz az az oldal.

[00:04]Panni: azt sejtettem. azt nem is szabadna YT-n reklámozni

[00:08]Készítő: @Panni Az Encyclopedia Dramatica (röviden ED)... nos, egy "troll enciklopédia". Ami rohadtul se nem PC, se nem... illemtudó, maradjunk ennyiben. És igen. Van benne felnőtt tartalom. DÖGIVEL. Úúgyhogy, inkább ne.

[00:09]Castiel: Most hogy elolvastam mindent ideje elszívnom a nap első cigijét szerintem, vagy első párat így egyhuzamban?

[00:09]Bakemono: Kétféle mékeres társaság létezik. Az egyikben mintázatokról beszélnek. A másikban "Hyen faszáról".

[00:10]Bakemono: Fú, jó, megyek. Nem kell kikísérni
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[18:40] Készítő: Someone is very "butthurt," to use the English expression (which he did too):
[Image]

[18:41] GreenCat: Damn.

[18:41] GreenCat: Where was this posted? xd

[18:42] Készítő: YouTube flagged it, so it’s hidden by default. xddd There isn’t an expression in any existing natural human language that fits this reaction. "Pathetic" only scratches the surface.

[18:42] Készítő: Anyway, it was predictable... :/

[18:43] GreenCat: If he doesn't care so much, why did he click it immediately after it was released? xD

[18:44] Készítő: Good question, GreenCat, good question. xDD

[18:45] GreenCat: Honestly, my biggest problem with the whole thing was that all those inserted images and blurry pixels burned my eyes out.

[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: I love how by the second line, he’s already "ejaculating" over himself, like: "everyone-only-cares-because-of-me-xd."

[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: He can’t stop jerking himself off for a damn minute.

[19:12] GreenCat: I see these three hours are going to be long. 😄

[19:14] GreenCat: Anyway, I missed that Wiki part. xD

[19:20] Hyen: Yeah, many details of the story were only seen by me; after all, I was in a position to see Gábor as a positive figure after all the abuse by Zrokky and the failed team-seeking. He seemed like the only normal person you could actually "make" [develop games] with among all the "warring" parties. Back then, Grigor also seemed disruptive, but he was the victim in the story. And I unknowingly took part in an ex-girlfriend smearing and a Grigor killing for the umpteenth time campaign.

[19:21] Panni: Honestly, Simonka [little Simon] should be happy that only the things he did in the "Maker" were mentioned, not what he’s done in real life.

[19:23] GreenCat: Grigor was already much more normal and mature back then.

[19:59] GreenCat: Basically, his problem was that everyone is a "cocksucker" except him. (Plus, the fact that Argent didn't give a shit about him most of the time, and his fragile soul couldn't stomach that.) xd

[20:01] Hyen: I’ll just quote this: "dampening tower."

[20:03] Panni: Even his family [is smeared], which is +20 points to his "jerk" stat.

[20:04] GreenCat: I didn't know that.

[20:05] Panni: I think it’s enough if I know it and the person who told me knows it.

[20:06] GreenCat: Then why did you mention it? 😄

[20:06] Dév [SWGH]: Doesn’t he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is created. I think those are the ones writing the positive Steam reviews for his games.

[22:40] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Hi everyone!
Although I'm mostly just an observer on this server—though I planned to be active, mainly regarding "help with Maker" topics—I just finished the SW [Steel Widow] video and thought I’d add a few thoughts. Originally, I would have written this as a comment on the video, but since the protagonist of the video already threw his own "abomination" there (I wouldn't even call it a comment), I'd rather not generate a "shit-tsunami" there. Two things: first, I’ll break this into parts because many things came to mind while watching; second, there might be typos since I’m writing on a phone and I have massive fingers. 😄

[22:48] Bakemono: Welcome.

[22:48] Bakemono: You can write it here, the Simon Gábor fan club isn't present.

[22:51] Hyen: Does it even matter if he’s present or not?

[22:53] Bakemono: Here, you don’t have to worry about writing your opinion and then ending up as a character in one of his games.

[23:05] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I first heard about Steel Widow through @Hyen and @Készítő around the time of the mentioned spat. Back then, I wasn't nearly as familiar with Hungarian Maker games; I knew/played one or two, and that was it. I don't know Simon Gábor (or Symon Glorian, I’m losing track of which name is the right one :D), but based on the video, it's clear he’s suffered grievances either through SW or in his private life. From this, a picture emerges of an egocentric figure who, instead of processing real-life hurts, builds them into his game to take "revenge." This "tragic hero who is always left alone" persona feels very weird to me, especially considering how he twisted certain narratives to fight others alongside his group (RM Revolution), while the quality of most of his games leaves much to be desired.

[23:15] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I don’t know what to do with these things; in fact, I think this kind of "remedy" is toxic and only causes him harm. In light of all this, the Steel Widow-verse, Glorian and all, has become clear to me. It's very obvious the guy likes to generate conflict whenever he receives sensible criticism or observations about his game, instead of reflecting on valid points. I get that he compares his work to Heroes III, but it was quite far from it.

[23:16] Hyen: [Image]

[23:17] Készítő: ... That really hit home for him. Like I said: reality/facts really hurt his ego.

[23:18] Hyen: After Máté’s story, that’s why I blocked him on Facebook immediately.

[23:20] Panni: Did this "jerk-brush" seriously send it again?

[23:21] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: From this perspective, VVH has taken on a whole new meaning for me; it was more about Simon Gábor's hurt feelings than Symon Glorian's heroic epic, which really clouds the perception of the games. I absolutely sense an identity crisis with him; he seems more like an overgrown child throwing a tantrum in a sandbox than an amateur developer wanting to improve. He reminds me of certain people I know (wannabe pro athletes, politicians) who immediately try to compensate whenever their "ego-shield" takes serious damage.

[23:22] Készítő: And since I sensed I was probably next in line (and Hyen showed me what Máté wrote—I read the whole thing—plus I saw screenshots of the Hyen-Symon conversations), I decided to follow my friend Hyen's example and blocked the guy without a single word.

[23:24] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: To me, SG is halfway to "Reactor" levels [another infamous community member] (minus Heavy Troopers and Tristania). All that's missing is for him to create multiple profiles under different names just to praise himself.

[23:25] Készítő: Like his "NoRefrigerator420" account on Reddit?

[23:25] Panni: COUGH COUGH Paracom Steam COUGH COUGH

[23:27] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen, it was absolutely good to hear how you slowly settled this period of your life and moved on. But I must admit, it was a brilliant idea to port the NES Captain America boss mechanics into Piknik 3. Not to mention the battle system.

[23:28] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: My only reaction to his comment is that Symon clearly doesn't live in reality, because if he did, he’d know that the crap he vomited under the video constitutes serious libel...

[23:29] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Never mind then, he’s full Reactor 2.0.

[23:30] Készítő: Not to mention that JericoProxima and ParaCom in the Facebook group are definitely him too. There’s zero originality in this guy, seriously.

[23:30] Panni: I told Hyen in private that he could even report him to the police for this.

[23:31] Hyen: He’s also "Soul" on the Soul Cube channel; he more or less admits this in Omnissiah.

[23:31] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Although, I have to say, that limb-hacking battle system reminded me exactly of Fear & Hunger.

[23:32] Készítő: And I counted at least five "self-inserts" he modeled after himself.

[23:33] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I overlooked that just now, though I noted at the end of the video what a massive "self-suck" he was doing.

[23:33] Készítő: Even the voice and speaking style match.

[23:33] Hyen: "They fagged out".

[23:34] Készítő: Translation: Their eyes were opened and they got the hell out.

[23:34] Hyen: I felt it was appropriate. Although the game I wrote it for was about something completely different than I originally thought. So it doesn’t fit after all. The battle system is my credit; the rest is trash.

[23:34] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: It would be justified [to report him].

[23:35] Panni: Well, I’ve blocked Simonka on Facebook too, before he drags me into some non-existent nonsense.

[23:35] Panni: Though "Whiny Mircil" would suit him better.

[23:36] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Still, if he had built the game around that battle system after seeing it, something good could have come of it.

[23:37] Hyen: I can't feel any sympathy for him after the private conversation Máté showed me. Based on that, he is actively stirring the shit. Regarding my video series, I also sensed someone in the background trying very hard to make people believe my criticisms were "humiliation." One of his friends even snapped at me regarding the Ruby Dragon reviews. (Those might have actually been harsh, I'll admit. For this video, I specifically researched how to present such a heavy topic without making it personal.) And I saw other small signs too.

[23:38] Panni: Users?

[23:40] Hyen: I blocked these profiles linked to him. And I’m sure there are more.
[Image]

[23:41] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I can't [feel sympathy] either. You can't with someone who goes as far as accusing someone of pedophilia just because they expressed an opinion on his work. I find that slander extremely serious; too many people fire off accusations like that blindly. I spent a year as a family service worker; I’ve seen plenty of this.

[23:42] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Just mentioning that as a side note.

[23:58] Panni: What link?

[23:59] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: In the last line of the comment the screenshot was about.

[00:00] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: Don't look at it.

[00:00] Bakemono: Panni, don't! You don't want to know!

[00:00] Castiel: I feel like I’ve missed everything now.

[00:02] Hyen: You didn't miss anything. There’s nothing to miss, really. We’re just talking about patterns.

[00:04] Panni: Ohhh, then I won't look!! D8 😱

[00:04] Hyen: That site contains adult content.

[00:04] Panni: I figured. That shouldn't even be allowed to be advertised on YT.

[00:08] Készítő: @Panni, Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short)... well, it’s a "troll encyclopedia." It is definitely not PC, nor is it... polite, let's put it that way. And yes, it has adult content. LOADS of it. So, better not.

[00:09] Castiel: Now that I've read everything, I think it's time for my first cigarette of the day—or maybe the first few in a row?

[00:09] Bakemono: There are two kinds of "Maker" groups. In one, they talk about "patterns." In the other, they talk about "Hyen’s dick."

[00:10] Bakemono: Wow, okay, I’m leaving. No need to show me out.
}}

== List of Stolen Stuff ==

Being a talentless hack with no imagination, Simon steals a shitload of ideas from other media to repurpose for his own ego. The list is incomplete and that's for the better.

* [[Warhammer 40k]]
* [[Final Fantasy VIII]]
* [[Mass Effect]]
* Metal Gear Solid
* [[Dragon Ball]]
* SCP
* Heroes of Might and Magic III
* Quake
* Command & Conquer
* Warcraft
* Starcraft
* [[Star Wars]]
* Duke Nukem
* System Shock
* Doom 3
* [[Game of Thrones]]
* Neon Genesis Evangelion
* [[Pokemon]]
* [[Digimon]]

== See Also ==

* [[Epic Toilet Story]]
* [[Zrokky]]
* [[RPG Maker]]
* [[E-Begging]]
* [[Crybully]]
* [[Self-insert]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]

== External Links ==

* [https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45026302 '''Steam''']
* {{Reddit|Paracom|Paracom Reddit}}

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Husker the Wolf

2026-03-14T09:48:23Z

YaroslavTV: /* External Links */

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[[Image:MrCoolBlueIRL.png|thumb|Meet the conductor of the [[rape]] train.]]
'''Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley''' (a.k.a. '''Joeyinsully''' and '''Mr. Cool Blue''') is an [[autistic]] {{Age|1999|10|11}}-year-old [[British]] [[furfag]] who, much like [[Chris-Chan|every]] [[Spax3|other]] [[Blazesonic|autist]] [[Chasethehedgehog|on the]] [[Ulrichthehedgehog|entire]] [[Sonmanic|fucking]] [[DBoyWheeler|planet]], has an unhealthy [[sexual]] [[obsession]] with ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', balloons and [[pregnancy]].

Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his [[life]] making a 23 minute [[Cartoon|animated film]] entitled '''Thomas and the Preggy Club''', which features an [[MS Paint]] rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting [[mpreg]] Sonic, [[preggo]] Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he [[stole]] directly from ''Sonic X'' because the project would have taken [[At least 100 years|another three fucking years]] if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.

== The First Steps ==
Joey was just another mentally unstable kid who never had friends since kindergarten, no cursh, no ambitions, nothing, up until that monent that changed him forever. While Joey watched lots of cartoons with his father he asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad, me can toons makes in TV, yes?". His daddy boldy replied "Only when you grow up and add a couple of brain cells, you can pitch an idea to the TV network... In your dreams." That was the remark that made him bend every expensive spoon from his great-grandmother's collection in a fit of [[rage]] just to show him how serious he is. Against dad's wishes, he uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine.

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== Thomas Cartoon Series ==
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around [[wat|Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club]]. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and [[Theft|borrowing]] character templates from [[Kphoria]], the first episode of TCS was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the [[Andrew Dobson]] levels of [[fail]] that only [[retards]] can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, [[and nothing of value was lost]].

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{{quote|Well I'm gonna put a stop to this Preggy Club, Thomas!|Percy}}

But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a [[James Bond|Thomas the 007 agent]] episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from [[Furfag|volkenfox's]] [[visual novel]] game ''The Pirate's Fate'' and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a [[gay]] porn star which is going to take [[at least 100]] years to finish.

== Joey the Splendid Artist ==
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]]
According to the report about the family's shed, it is cluttered with [[plush]]ies and toys he bought with mom's welfare money, the wooden floor is infested with termites, probably doesn't know how to kill them with pesticide, and the exterior needs to be paid for long overdue renovations. Yup, his shed that he calls an atelier is [[Sarcasm|looking rather professional]]. And as for the art, they suck donkey balls with [[fetishes]] and his own [[self-insert]] shoehorned in them. He's among the people who claim to draw like [[Walt Disney]], [[Irony|but the drawings resemble of something a first grade student can draw]]. If you dare to get in his way by telling him to draw better, he will depict you getting physically beaten to death by him, guaranteed.
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==The Balloon Party==
Whenever he tries to impress a real girl but [[epic fail|fails in process]], he heads down to his own underground sex dungeon, out of fear of getting [[friend zone]]'d, with his brother, ''Martin Morley'', to see his beloved charactes getting forced to play with balloons like [[sex toys]]. Fortunately, one of MI6 agents posing as a bodyguard took pictures of last night's performance. If the wolrd ever find outs about his poorly kept secret, he's going to shove an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]].

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== Joining ED ==

{{quote|Joining this website to ruin the reputation of the faggots who stalked me.|Joey, thinking we'd actually help him.}}
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "''I was under the impression this was to help me [[Asperger's Syndrome|fight my haters]], not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground.''" He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass [[pedo]]. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that [[ED:VIP|Vandalism is Pointless]], and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.

=== Known ED accounts ===

[[User:Husker the Wolf]]<br/>
[[User:YaroslavTV +1]]

== Galleries ==
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers <s>[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here]</s> {{archive|Mpg0Dㅤ}} '''BALEETED''', [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19_9QvfzVW-hZ1YM1Lh5nayHP8PddQegx here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}}
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==Videos==

===Videos Made by Joey===
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|<youtube>v=0q3bOnGO0uQ</youtube><center>'''Unfinished videos compilation'''</center>
|<youtube>v=JowKId4ZvKA</youtube><center>'''[[I'm so random|Random faces = FUNNY!!!!1!!ONE!!!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=haatPTlgLhs</youtube><center>'''How he takes constructive criticism'''</center>
|<youtube>v=EHl_G_2NjdE</youtube><center>'''[[Family Guy]] theme song cover'''</center>
|[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4|800px]]<center>'''His [[SMG4]] 3M collab entry'''</center>
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===Videos on Joey===
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|<youtube>v=W1QHuero5qA</youtube><center>'''Buzz Trombone's confrontaion'''</center>
|<youtube>v=RWpb4GYYGZI</youtube><center>'''Tards on Deck'''</center>
}}

== See Also ==

* [[Kashi-Kukku]] - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
* [[Colby James]] - also makes shitty fanfiction
* [[Chris-Chan]] - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else
* [[User:Emiliz|Emiliz]] - Joey's number one hate-boner on Furaffinity
* [[ChubbyAnime]] - Another shitty fat furry artist

==External Links==
*{{yt|c|UC71b-EdU0g9fc8Jmh5uYmOQ|Joey Jinx}}
*{{yt|cu|@tojoluna|tojoluna}}
*{{facebook|joseph.morley.9803}}
*<s>{{deviantart|Joeyinsully}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|mr-cool-blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|Blimpy-Blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*{{furaffinity|joeyinsully}}
*{{furaffinity|littlebluetankengine|LittleBlueTankEngine}}
*{{furaffinity|1020304050607089}}
*{{instagram|huskertwolf}}
*<s>{{twitter|TTTE_Cartoonist}}</s> '''BALEETED'''

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[[Category:People|Morley, Joseph]]

TonyTalk

2026-02-24T16:55:06Z

YaroslavTV: added Category:People using HotCat

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'''[[Powerword|Tony Gaga]]''' (Full name: '''Anthony'''/'''Antonio Gagardo''') is a [[wop]] from [[Boston#Neighborhoods|East Boston]] who hosts the [[BlogTalkRadio]] show, '''TonyTalk'''. Most of his fans (see: [[trolls]]) immigrated to his show to fill the void that [[True Capitalist Radio]] left for them and have invented a plethora of colorful [[trollsona]]s, including gay pastors, sex-crazed fan girls and [[The Donald]] himself, to interact with him; all of which Tony believes to be entirely genuine and real interactions.

==Mannerisms==
Tony is easily recognized by his high-pitched voice and Italian dialect, frequently busting out his Italian slang against people he finds annoying (New slang unlocked: [[retard|STUNAD]]; [[you|an idiot or moron]]). Tony is hard of hearing and often misinterprets the words of his callers as something dirty-minded, such as when he first heard about [[Discord]] through his caller, [[homosexual|Pastor Ken]], and thought it was a [[Porn|porn site]] calls "TitsCore". Tony suffers from [[incontinence|irritable bowel syndrome]] and frequently takes bathroom breaks during his talk show, causing many callers to make [[farting]] noises on his show and blame it on him.

==Podcasts==
TonyTalk was originally going to consist of two Tonies mainly discussing [[professional wrestling]], however, those plans didn’t fully pan out, leaving it to just the one Tony we all know and love giving [[adv/|advice]] to his callers and sharing their life stories. His show exploded in popularity after being discovered by [[trolls]] from [[True Capitalist Radio]].

Intermingled with his usual show, Tony had miscellaneous segments that he would implement throughout, including his music breaks, which he would bring up whenever he needs to unwind, do something IRL like eat or shit, or to rage out loud. During these music breaks, he will usually sing a cover or parody of an existing song in his lovable high-pitched voice, or if ur lucky, he might even bust out one of his ''TonyTalk Originals''. Many of the other segments are dedicated to interviewing some of his trolls, which were usually forcibly wedged into the show by his producers.

It wasn’t until [[NNN|November]] of 2018 that Tony actually learned what Discord was and interacted with TonyTalk chat groups run by his trolls. In 2019, Tony began using the Discord groups more frequently because of BTR's totally gay and retarded Terms of Service updates that IP-doxed anyone who used their chat boxes.

===TonyTalk Originals===

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==Trolls==
There are many personalities that have tuned into his show, and all of them have the most lulzy backstories ever when you read into them. Many of these personalities were indeed serious callers of his show whom trolls have assumed the identity of for their role-playing efforts. Some of the more important trolls and figures will be detailed below:
*'''[[Hick|Jesco White]]''' - ''”TONY BABYYYY!!!”'' Is how he usually announces himself, followed by an audible sigh from Tony as he realizes who he let on the air. White claims to be from East Boston just like Tony, yet in every respect acts like a racist Southern trucker hick and addresses Tony as if they are both associates of the [[Ku Klux Klan]] and regularly espouses [[white nationalist]] sentiments. Tony has claimed [[IRL|real world]] responsibility for some of Tony's grievances, such as that time somebody defecated in the back seat of his car or that time somebody left a condom on his windshield wiper. White used to run his own BTR show, the ''Jesco-Glubney Hour of Power'', and despite Tony considering him to be the ultimate stunad, he was given his own segment on TonyTalk called “Jesco White’s Vegan Reich”, a [[ck/|cooking show]].
*'''[[Homosex|Dr. Kenneth Fishman]]''' - also Pastor Ken, is a gay pastor from [[San Antonio]], [[Texas]], who hosts the BTR show, ''God's Rainbow Ministries'', and has been a regular caller on TonyTalk since its early days. Ken has found himself as an epicenter of much drama, mostly stemming from Tony's misconfusions. Ken usually has [[Discord]] pings playing in the background, which as aforementioned, Tony continuously mistook for “TitsCore” or “DicksCore” when he tried to explain what it was. Additionally, he was featured on the podcast ''Bloody Bucket$'', a podcast for [[Juggalos]], which Tony mistook for a [[gay porn|gigolo]] show. Misconfusions like this caused Tony to have a falling out with Pastor Ken, believing that he was some kind of pervert. A whole shlew of accusations also followed from trolls who wanted to expand upon his lore. He was also impersonated by trolls using sound boards to say defamatory things about Tony's mother, which further soured their relationship. They successfully faked his death as well after he [[Mr Hands|died from having anal sex with a horse]], and faked his death again when he suffered severe domestic abuse from his boyfriend, and then again when he died of [[AIDS]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tonytalk1 '''As seen on BlogTalkRadio'''] {{Archive|vbzkR|(Archive)}}
*'''Email Tony at TonyGagaTalk@yahoo.com'''
*{{Yt|@|tonytalk_archives|TonyTalk Archives}}
*[https://tonytalk.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page '''TonyTalk Wiki'''] (for all your lore-related supplements)
*{{kf|49667|Kiwi Farms thread}}

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Talk:Goodbye Volcano High

2026-02-23T20:12:02Z

YaroslavTV:

[[:File:Fang and Trish inflation by FoxxexV21.jpg|This image is filled with so much cancer and AIDS.]] [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:21, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
:Guess this image needs to be put on deathrow, I'll show Paul in the Mall how to upload real lulz prorerly.
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 20:11, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

Goodbye Volcano High

2026-02-15T11:33:55Z

YaroslavTV: /* Snoot Game */

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[[File:GoodbyeVolcanoHighSchoolShooting.png|250px|right]]
'''''Goodbye Volcano High''''' is a [[visual novel]] game for [[dinosaur|dinofags]]. Basically, a musical band consisting of 3 [[scalies|anthro dinos]] [[party hard|party rock]] their way through their last year at [[Education|Volcano High]] while anticipating the second coming of [[Raptor Jesus]] riding on a meteor to wipe them off the slate of the [[Earth]]. The game was scripted in part by [[Sweet Baby Inc Detected|Sweet Baby Inc]], which is probably why the storyline is so shallow and gay. None of the options really matter either because there is only one ending with very inconsequential variations. The only reason this game garnered the attention it did was because it was being pushed by wokie interest groups, including financial support from the [[Canadian]] government itself, yet was still [[BTFO]]'d by a [[4chan]] [[troll]]/parody game which the devs detest to this very day.

==Characters==

{| class="wikitable"
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!<big>Name</big>
!<big>Description</big>
!<big>Picture</big>
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|Fang
|A pterodactylian [[metalhead]] who serves as the lead singer of her band. She identifies as [[non-binary]], but in the 4chan version (''Snoot Game''), you have the ability to cure her of this mental ailment.
|[[File:Fang GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
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|Reed
|A pink velociraptor dude who serves as a drummer in the band. He is also a DnDfag who serves as the Game Master during their [[Dungeons and Dragons]] sessions. In Snoot Game, he is a massive [[stoner guru]], but is secretly a very intelligent and understanding guy. Literally [[Philosoraptor]].
|[[File:Reed GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Trish
|Fang's closest friend and the lead guitarist for the band. She is a triceratops and one of her fun facts is that she is passionate about [[spider expert|entemology]].
|[[File:Trish GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Naomi
|A [[lolwut|parasaurolophus]] who serves as Naser's eager and overly cheerful butt buddy in the Volcano High student council and is secretly a [[lesbo]] for Fang. In Snoot Game, she is a repressed [[otaku]] [[shipping]] puppet master who is responsible for covertly making you fall in love with Fang.
|[[File:Naomi GBV.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Naser
|Fang's younger brother and student council president who often takes her under his wing; his crippled, flightless wing.
|[[File:Nasar GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Rosa
|A [[transsexual]] ankylosaur [[beaner]] and close friend of Trish who works as a barista at the same café together and has difficulty coming out to her traditionalist family. She is also interesting in botany and wants to engineer new species of plants, probably [[marijuana]]. The transsexual aspect of her character was presumably retconned in Snoot Game, and she is a devout follower of [[Raptor Jesus]].
|[[File:Rosa GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|Stella
|A stegosaurus bitch and a retarded [[wiccan|tarot card]] reader who has a crush on Naser. She was made skinnier in Snoot Game because nobody wants to gaze at a fatty.
|[[File:Stella GVH.jpeg|200px|center]]
|-
|}

==''Snoot Game''==
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'''''Snoot Game''''' is the superior release of Volcano High, made entirely by a bunch of [[4chan]] [[trolls]] to prevent the dinosaurs from dying of [[AIDS]]. It became an instant cult classic. The game is full of 4chan in-jokes that feel like [[shitposting]], yet surprisingly the characters have so much more complexity and depth than they do in Volcano High. Arguably, Snoot Game is actually the original game and Volcano High is but a sequel as it came out two years before the source material. In the game, the main character you play as is [[Anon]] (literally [[you]]!), a faceless man transferring to a new school where he is the only human (except for the principal and one of your teachers, who is literally just Carl from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'', but that’s not important). The other most integral character is Fang, whose relationship with you becomes a focal point of the storyline. Together, if you make the right decisions, you explore each other and help find each other’s true selves.

KO_OP (the company that made Volcano High) is completely unable to recognize the genius in this game, or at the very least realize that this could be economically profitable as it draws in more fans to their franchise, but instead they shun this fan game as made in bad faith, so much so that they wanted to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut it down]] and paid game journos to write negatively of it for being [[allegedly]] [[homophobic]] or whatever.

===Endings===
*'''Ending 1: [[LOLumbine|Bowling for Volcano High]]''' - Fang goes totally cray-cray and commits a mass shooting at Volcano High, resulting in the deaths of Naomi, her brother, Nasar, and many other students. You are also shot, after which Fang jumps off the school's roof and dies after realizing this. You survive, but know you lost the love of your life.
*'''Ending 2: [[Forever Alone|Anon and the Infinite Sadness]]''' - Anon insults Fang for being a [[non-binary]] [[attention whore]] and she breaks up with you. You catch a glimpse of her years later, but at this point you have already embraced the [[doomer]] lifestyle.
*'''Ending 3: [[High School Musical|Volcano Highschool Musical]]''' - You marry Fang, or "Lucy" now that she has abandoned her spunky ways, but the relationship is lukewarm because she decided to grow up while you don't.
*'''Ending 4: [[You're winner|Fast Times at Volcano High]]''' - Fang finally finds her true self around you and you go on to live successful, happy lives together.

==See Also==
*[[Averi Fiddleafox]]
*''[[Changed]]''
*[[Dinosaur Erotica]]
*''[[Fallout New Vegas: The Frontier]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero]]''
*''[[Pathways]]''
*[[Vocaloid]]

==External Links==
*{{fandomlink|goodbye-volcano-high|Goodbye_Volcano_High_Wiki|Goodbye Volcano High Wiki}}
*{{steamgame|1310330/Goodbye_Volcano_High/|''Goodbye Volcano High'' on Steam}}
*[https://snootgame.xyz/en/ ''Snoot Game'' (download & more)]

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Husker the Wolf

2026-02-12T16:54:13Z

YaroslavTV: /* External Links */ fixes

{{eduser|Husker the Wolf}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Lolcow}}
{{Benefits}}
{{Pedo}}
[[Image:MrCoolBlueIRL.png|thumb|Meet the conductor of the [[rape]] train.]]
'''Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley''' (a.k.a. '''Joeyinsully''' and '''Mr. Cool Blue''') is an [[autistic]] {{Age|1999|10|11}}-year-old [[British]] [[furfag]] who, much like [[Chris-Chan|every]] [[Spax3|other]] [[Blazesonic|autist]] [[Chasethehedgehog|on the]] [[Ulrichthehedgehog|entire]] [[Sonmanic|fucking]] [[DBoyWheeler|planet]], has an unhealthy [[sexual]] [[obsession]] with ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', balloons and [[pregnancy]].

Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his [[life]] making a 23 minute [[Cartoon|animated film]] entitled '''Thomas and the Preggy Club''', which features an [[MS Paint]] rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting [[mpreg]] Sonic, [[preggo]] Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he [[stole]] directly from ''Sonic X'' because the project would have taken [[At least 100 years|another three fucking years]] if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.

== The First Steps ==
Joey was just another mentally unstable kid who never had friends since kindergarten, no cursh, no ambitions, nothing, up until that monent that changed him forever. While Joey watched lots of cartoons with his father he asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad, me can toons makes in TV, yes?". His daddy boldy replied "Only when you grow up and add a couple of brain cells, you can pitch an idea to the TV network... In your dreams." That was the remark that made him bend every expensive spoon from his great-grandmother's collection in a fit of [[rage]] just to show him how serious he is. Against dad's wishes, he uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine.

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== Thomas Cartoon Series ==
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around [[wat|Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club]]. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and [[Theft|borrowing]] character templates from [[Kphoria]], the first episode of TCS was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the [[Andrew Dobson]] levels of [[fail]] that only [[retards]] can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, [[and nothing of value was lost]].

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{{quote|Well I'm gonna put a stop to this Preggy Club, Thomas!|Percy}}

But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a [[James Bond|Thomas the 007 agent]] episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from [[Furfag|volkenfox's]] [[visual novel]] game ''The Pirate's Fate'' and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a [[gay]] porn star which is going to take [[at least 100]] years to finish.

== Joey the Splendid Artist ==
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]]
According to the report about the family's shed, it is cluttered with [[plush]]ies and toys he bought with mom's welfare money, the wooden floor is infested with termites, probably doesn't know how to kill them with pesticide, and the exterior needs to be paid for long overdue renovations. Yup, his shed that he calls an atelier is [[Sarcasm|looking rather professional]]. And as for the art, they suck donkey balls with [[fetishes]] and his own [[self-insert]] shoehorned in them. He's among the people who claim to draw like [[Walt Disney]], [[Irony|but the drawings resemble of something a first grade student can draw]]. If you dare to get in his way by telling him to draw better, he will depict you getting physically beaten to death by him, guaranteed.
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File:MrCoolBlue Donald Trump and Boris Johnson fall into the pit.png|That's how Joey proudly displays his [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|hate boner]] on [[Donald Trump]] and [[Boris Johnson]].
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas and Mario on bed (Hungover meme).png|His most famous piece to date. Apparently this [[Sick fuck|wasn't satire.]]
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==The Balloon Party==
Whenever he tries to impress a real girl but [[epic fail|fails in process]], he heads down to his own underground sex dungeon, out of fear of getting [[friend zone]]'d, with his brother, ''Martin Morley'', to see his beloved charactes getting forced to play with balloons like [[sex toys]]. Fortunately, one of MI6 agents posing as a bodyguard took pictures of last night's performance. If the wolrd ever find outs about his poorly kept secret, he's going to shove an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]].

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== Joining ED ==

{{quote|Joining this website to ruin the reputation of the faggots who stalked me.|Joey, thinking we'd actually help him.}}
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "''I was under the impression this was to help me [[Asperger's Syndrome|fight my haters]], not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground.''" He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass [[pedo]]. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that [[ED:VIP|Vandalism is Pointless]], and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.

=== Known ED accounts ===

[[User:Husker the Wolf]]<br/>
[[User:YaroslavTV +1]]

== Galleries ==
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers <s>[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here]</s> {{archive|Mpg0Dㅤ}} '''BALEETED''', [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19_9QvfzVW-hZ1YM1Lh5nayHP8PddQegx here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}}
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==Videos==

===Videos Made by Joey===
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|<youtube>v=0q3bOnGO0uQ</youtube><center>'''Unfinished videos compilation'''</center>
|<youtube>v=JowKId4ZvKA</youtube><center>'''[[I'm so random|Random faces = FUNNY!!!!1!!ONE!!!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=haatPTlgLhs</youtube><center>'''How he takes constructive criticism'''</center>
|<youtube>v=EHl_G_2NjdE</youtube><center>'''[[Family Guy]] theme song cover'''</center>
|[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4|800px]]<center>'''His [[SMG4]] 3M collab entry'''</center>
}}

===Videos on Joey===
{{fv|Joey2Vids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;

|<youtube>v=W1QHuero5qA</youtube><center>'''Buzz Trombone's confrontaion'''</center>
|<youtube>v=RWpb4GYYGZI</youtube><center>'''Tards on Deck'''</center>
}}

== See Also ==

* [[Kashi-Kukku]] - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
* [[Colby James]] - also makes shitty fanfiction
* [[Chris-Chan]] - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else
* [[User:Emiliz|Emiliz]] - Joey's number one hate-boner on Furaffinity
* [[ChubbyAnime]] - Another shitty fat furry artist

==External Links==
*{{yt|c|UC71b-EdU0g9fc8Jmh5uYmOQ|Joey Jinx}}
*{{yt|cu|@tojoluna|tojoluna}}
*{{facebook|joseph.morley.9803}}
*<s>{{deviantart|Joeyinsully}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|mr-cool-blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|Blimpy-Blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{furaffinity|joeyinsully}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
*{{furaffinity|littlebluetankengine|LittleBlueTankEngine}}
*{{furaffinity|1020304050607089}}
*{{instagram|huskertwolf}}
*<s>{{twitter|TTTE_Cartoonist}}</s> '''BALEETED'''

{{Aspies}}
{{SonicFags}}
{{britfags}}
{{Dying Alone}}
[[Category:People|Morley, Joseph]]

StamperTV

2026-01-26T10:14:37Z

YaroslavTV: added Category:People using HotCat

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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|William Andrew Stamper}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|March 8, 1983 ({{age|1983|3|8}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''| Michigan}}
{{ibend}}

'''StamperTV''' ([[Powerword]]: '''William Andrew Stamper''') was a [[Newgrounds]] staff member and big name [[E-celeb]], turned alcoholic [[meth]] addict. Now forgotten and [[lol|living with his mom]].

Born March 8th, 1983. Stamper recalls being bullied as a kid (mainly for him being [[poor]] and [[fat]])

He animated for, and became the lead web designer for [[Newgrounds]] in [[2003]], presumably for being the only person who gave a shit about that aspect of the site. Similar to [[boogie2988|someone]] equally as [[retarded]], he got his start of web design from working on various [[porn]] sites. He would then leave his spot at [[Newgrounds]] to work at [[Shit nobody cares about|The Behemoth]].

That stint at [[newgrounds|NG]] got him to [[Suck cock|rub shoulders]] with other popular members, namely '''OneyNG''', [[Chris-chan|Spazkid]], [[Shadman]], and [[Smiling Friends|PsychicPebbles]]. They would form '''SleepyCabin''', filming podcasts and <s>jerking off to [[shadman|Shad's]] drawings</s> helping each other with their animations. Later quitting this too to become what [[nobody|most people]] remember him for today.

[[File:sleepygang.png|300px|thumb|right|SleepyBoysss]]

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== San Diego ==
After departing from [[newgrounds|NG]] and SleepyCabin, he stayed in [[California]] to continue his work at The Behemoth. Like any person living in [[California]], Stamper began to start using [[drugs]] and fell more into being a filthy [[degenerate]]. The more he sunk into his [[Gooner|gooncave]], the more he posted on [[Twitter]] and committed crimes. Posting videos of his encounters with [[police]].

[[File:Stampapolice.mp4|400px|center]]

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===Homeless Lady Saga===

[[File:livetweeting.png|150px|thumb|right]]

In February [[2019]], Stamper let a homeless lady inside his house to prevent her from being [[gang]][[raped]]. The [[gang]] she was hiding from found out about this and set their sight on Stamper, which he would live [[tweet]] about.

[[File:Stamperhomelesslady.mp4|400px|center]]

This saga on [[Twitter]] got him kicked off The Behemoth staff. With the SleepyCabin members also disowning him.

== Arrest ==

[[File:stamperdarapper.png|200px|thumb|right]]
[[File:stampermug.png|300px|center|thumb|Iconic.]]
On December 6th, [[2021]] Stamper was arrested for [[drunk]]driving and having open cans of [[beer]] in the car, he was released two months later. Unemployed and unable to keep down owning a house, he moved in with his mom, where he is likely still to this day.

== Gallery ==
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== Animations ==

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== See Also ==
*[[Newgrounds]]
*[[Shadman]]
*[[BasedGod]]
*[[Chris-chan]]

== External Links ==
*{{Newgrounds|https://stamper.newgrounds.com/|His NG Account}}
*{{Kf|119656|His KF thread}}
*<s>{{Yt|StamperTV|His YouTube Account}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
*{{Reddituser|DrStamper|His Reddit Account}}
*<s>{{Instagram|https://www.instagram.com/dr_stamper/|His Instagram}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
*[https://archive.ph/https://twitter.com/StamperTV* Archive of his Twitter]
*

{{Sites}}

[[Category:People]]

Husker the Wolf

2026-01-20T08:56:59Z

YaroslavTV: /* See Also */ fix

{{eduser|Husker the Wolf}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Lolcow}}
{{Benefits}}
{{Pedo}}
[[Image:MrCoolBlueIRL.png|thumb|Meet the conductor of the [[rape]] train.]]
'''Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley''' (a.k.a. '''Joeyinsully''' and '''Mr. Cool Blue''') is an [[autistic]] {{Age|1999|10|11}}-year-old [[British]] [[furfag]] who, much like [[Chris-Chan|every]] [[Spax3|other]] [[Blazesonic|autist]] [[Chasethehedgehog|on the]] [[Ulrichthehedgehog|entire]] [[Sonmanic|fucking]] [[DBoyWheeler|planet]], has an unhealthy [[sexual]] [[obsession]] with ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', balloons and [[pregnancy]].

Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his [[life]] making a 23 minute [[Cartoon|animated film]] entitled '''Thomas and the Preggy Club''', which features an [[MS Paint]] rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting [[mpreg]] Sonic, [[preggo]] Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he [[stole]] directly from ''Sonic X'' because the project would have taken [[At least 100 years|another three fucking years]] if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.

== The First Steps ==
Joey was just another mentally unstable kid who never had friends since kindergarten, no cursh, no ambitions, nothing, up until that monent that changed him forever. While Joey watched lots of cartoons with his father he asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad, me can toons makes in TV, yes?". His daddy boldy replied "Only when you grow up and add a couple of brain cells, you can pitch an idea to the TV network... In your dreams." That was the remark that made him bend every expensive spoon from his great-grandmother's collection in a fit of [[rage]] just to show him how serious he is. Against dad's wishes, he uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine.

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== Thomas Cartoon Series ==
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around [[wat|Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club]]. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and [[Theft|borrowing]] character templates from [[Kphoria]], the first episode of TCS was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the [[Andrew Dobson]] levels of [[fail]] that only [[retards]] can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, [[and nothing of value was lost]].

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{{quote|Well I'm gonna put a stop to this Preggy Club, Thomas!|Percy}}

But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a [[James Bond|Thomas the 007 agent]] episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from [[Furfag|volkenfox's]] [[visual novel]] game ''The Pirate's Fate'' and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a [[gay]] porn star which is going to take [[at least 100]] years to finish.

== Joey the Splendid Artist ==
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]]
According to the report about the family's shed, it is cluttered with [[plush]]ies and toys he bought with mom's welfare money, the wooden floor is infested with termites, probably doesn't know how to kill them with pesticide, and the exterior needs to be paid for long overdue renovations. Yup, his shed that he calls an atelier is [[Sarcasm|looking rather professional]]. And as for the art, they suck donkey balls with [[fetishes]] and his own [[self-insert]] shoehorned in them. He's among the people who claim to draw like [[Walt Disney]], [[Irony|but the drawings resemble of something a first grade student can draw]]. If you dare to get in his way by telling him to draw better, he will depict you getting physically beaten to death by him, guaranteed.
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File:MrCoolBlue Donald Trump and Boris Johnson fall into the pit.png|That's how Joey proudly displays his [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|hate boner]] on [[Donald Trump]] and [[Boris Johnson]].
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas and Mario on bed (Hungover meme).png|His most famous piece to date. Apparently this [[Sick fuck|wasn't satire.]]
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File:MrCoolBlue Thomas crew anime designs.png|Hopefully, the [[Wapanese]] fans might like his [[animu]] spin-off with panty scenes and fanservice.
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File:MrCoolBlue vomiting in Burger King.jpg|[[PROTIP]]: never order a chicken burger in [[Burger King]].
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==The Balloon Party==
Whenever he tries to impress a real girl but [[epic fail|fails in process]], he heads down to his own underground sex dungeon, out of fear of getting [[friend zone]]'d, with his brother, ''Martin Morley'', to see his beloved charactes getting forced to play with balloons like [[sex toys]]. Fortunately, one of MI6 agents posing as a bodyguard took pictures of last night's performance. If the wolrd ever find outs about his poorly kept secret, he's going to shove an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]].

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== Joining ED ==

{{quote|Joining this website to ruin the reputation of the faggots who stalked me.|Joey, thinking we'd actually help him.}}
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "''I was under the impression this was to help me [[Asperger's Syndrome|fight my haters]], not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground.''" He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass [[pedo]]. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that [[ED:VIP|Vandalism is Pointless]], and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.

=== Known ED accounts ===

[[User:Husker the Wolf]]<br/>
[[User:YaroslavTV +1]]

== Galleries ==
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers <s>[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here]</s> {{archive|Mpg0Dㅤ}} '''BALEETED''', [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19_9QvfzVW-hZ1YM1Lh5nayHP8PddQegx here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}}
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==Videos==

===Videos Made by Joey===
{{fv|JoeyCartoonVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;

|<youtube>v=0q3bOnGO0uQ</youtube><center>'''Unfinished videos compilation'''</center>
|<youtube>v=JowKId4ZvKA</youtube><center>'''[[I'm so random|Random faces = FUNNY!!!!1!!ONE!!!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=haatPTlgLhs</youtube><center>'''How he takes constructive criticism'''</center>
|<youtube>v=EHl_G_2NjdE</youtube><center>'''[[Family Guy]] theme song cover'''</center>
|[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4|800px]]<center>'''His [[SMG4]] 3M collab entry'''</center>
}}

===Videos on Joey===
{{fv|Joey2Vids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;

|<youtube>v=W1QHuero5qA</youtube><center>'''Buzz Trombone's confrontaion'''</center>
|<youtube>v=RWpb4GYYGZI</youtube><center>'''Tards on Deck'''</center>
}}

== See Also ==

* [[Kashi-Kukku]] - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
* [[Colby James]] - also makes shitty fanfiction
* [[Chris-Chan]] - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else
* [[User:Emiliz|Emiliz]] - Joey's number one hate-boner on Furaffinity
* [[ChubbyAnime]] - Another shitty fat furry artist

==External Links==
*<s>{{yt|c|UC71b-EdU0g9fc8Jmh5uYmOQ|Husker the Wolf}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
*{{yt|cu|@tojoluna|tojoluna}}
*{{facebook|joseph.morley.9803}}
*<s>{{deviantart|Joeyinsully}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|mr-cool-blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|Blimpy-Blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{furaffinity|joeyinsully}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
*{{furaffinity|littlebluetankengine|LittleBlueTankEngine}}
*{{furaffinity|1020304050607089}}
*{{instagram|huskertwolf}}
*<s>{{twitter|TTTE_Cartoonist}}</s> '''BALEETED'''

{{Aspies}}
{{SonicFags}}
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{{Dying Alone}}
[[Category:People|Morley, Joseph]]

User:YaroslavTV/Sandbox

2026-01-19T16:46:40Z

YaroslavTV:

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2026-01-19T10:24:33Z

YaroslavTV:

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==For fixing the Newgrounds Box thingy ==

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<big>'''ANOTHER UPDATE!'''</big> On the subject of more ads, if you are enough of a faggot to have an account on Newgrounds an ad is placed, without your consent, on your userpage profile. That is, if you haven't posted in [[Shit nobody cares about|your blog]] or haven't really contributed content to the site, you get the benefit of being greeted by Zwinky ads at every waking moment of your sad, female-depraved existence.

<big>'''[[OMG]] [[MOAR]] UPDATE!'''</big> In yet another attempt to make Newgrounds exactly the same as [[MySpace]], as well as every other site on the [[Internet]], you can now embed your [[unfunny]] videos into your blog. [[Oh exploitable|Mass exploitation]] is expected, assuming NGers can work out how to actually embed them in the first place.</div></div>
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2026-01-19T10:22:58Z

YaroslavTV: Now it's time to fix the Newgrounds box thingy

{{UserSandbox}}


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Husker the Wolf

2026-01-19T06:34:31Z

YaroslavTV: /* See Also */

{{eduser|Husker the Wolf}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Lolcow}}
{{Benefits}}
{{Pedo}}
[[Image:MrCoolBlueIRL.png|thumb|Meet the conductor of the [[rape]] train.]]
'''Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley''' (a.k.a. '''Joeyinsully''' and '''Mr. Cool Blue''') is an [[autistic]] {{Age|1999|10|11}}-year-old [[British]] [[furfag]] who, much like [[Chris-Chan|every]] [[Spax3|other]] [[Blazesonic|autist]] [[Chasethehedgehog|on the]] [[Ulrichthehedgehog|entire]] [[Sonmanic|fucking]] [[DBoyWheeler|planet]], has an unhealthy [[sexual]] [[obsession]] with ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', balloons and [[pregnancy]].

Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his [[life]] making a 23 minute [[Cartoon|animated film]] entitled '''Thomas and the Preggy Club''', which features an [[MS Paint]] rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting [[mpreg]] Sonic, [[preggo]] Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he [[stole]] directly from ''Sonic X'' because the project would have taken [[At least 100 years|another three fucking years]] if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.

== The First Steps ==
Joey was just another mentally unstable kid who never had friends since kindergarten, no cursh, no ambitions, nothing, up until that monent that changed him forever. While Joey watched lots of cartoons with his father he asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad, me can toons makes in TV, yes?". His daddy boldy replied "Only when you grow up and add a couple of brain cells, you can pitch an idea to the TV network... In your dreams." That was the remark that made him bend every expensive spoon from his great-grandmother's collection in a fit of [[rage]] just to show him how serious he is. Against dad's wishes, he uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine.

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== Thomas Cartoon Series ==
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around [[wat|Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club]]. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and [[Theft|borrowing]] character templates from [[Kphoria]], the first episode of TCS was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the [[Andrew Dobson]] levels of [[fail]] that only [[retards]] can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, [[and nothing of value was lost]].

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{{quote|Well I'm gonna put a stop to this Preggy Club, Thomas!|Percy}}

But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a [[James Bond|Thomas the 007 agent]] episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from [[Furfag|volkenfox's]] [[visual novel]] game ''The Pirate's Fate'' and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a [[gay]] porn star which is going to take [[at least 100]] years to finish.

== Joey the Splendid Artist ==
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]]
According to the report about the family's shed, it is cluttered with [[plush]]ies and toys he bought with mom's welfare money, the wooden floor is infested with termites, probably doesn't know how to kill them with pesticide, and the exterior needs to be paid for long overdue renovations. Yup, his shed that he calls an atelier is [[Sarcasm|looking rather professional]]. And as for the art, they suck donkey balls with [[fetishes]] and his own [[self-insert]] shoehorned in them. He's among the people who claim to draw like [[Walt Disney]], [[Irony|but the drawings resemble of something a first grade student can draw]]. If you dare to get in his way by telling him to draw better, he will depict you getting physically beaten to death by him, guaranteed.
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File:MrCoolBlue Donald Trump and Boris Johnson fall into the pit.png|That's how Joey proudly displays his [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|hate boner]] on [[Donald Trump]] and [[Boris Johnson]].
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas and Mario on bed (Hungover meme).png|His most famous piece to date. Apparently this [[Sick fuck|wasn't satire.]]
File:MrCoolBlue Hungover meme.png
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas crew anime designs.png|Hopefully, the [[Wapanese]] fans might like his [[animu]] spin-off with panty scenes and fanservice.
File:MrCoolBlue Sandy Cheeks kissing Joey.png|A cute couple, not creepy at all!
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File:MrCoolBlue Buzzy Trombone hate art.jpeg
File:MrCoolBlue Mr. Weasel hate art.jpg
File:MrCoolBlue vomiting in Burger King.jpg|[[PROTIP]]: never order a chicken burger in [[Burger King]].
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==The Balloon Party==
Whenever he tries to impress a real girl but [[epic fail|fails in process]], he heads down to his own underground sex dungeon, out of fear of getting [[friend zone]]'d, with his brother, ''Martin Morley'', to see his beloved charactes getting forced to play with balloons like [[sex toys]]. Fortunately, one of MI6 agents posing as a bodyguard took pictures of last night's performance. If the wolrd ever find outs about his poorly kept secret, he's going to shove an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]].

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== Joining ED ==

{{quote|Joining this website to ruin the reputation of the faggots who stalked me.|Joey, thinking we'd actually help him.}}
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "''I was under the impression this was to help me [[Asperger's Syndrome|fight my haters]], not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground.''" He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass [[pedo]]. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that [[ED:VIP|Vandalism is Pointless]], and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.

=== Known ED accounts ===

[[User:Husker the Wolf]]<br/>
[[User:YaroslavTV +1]]

== Galleries ==
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers <s>[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here]</s> {{archive|Mpg0Dㅤ}} '''BALEETED''', [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19_9QvfzVW-hZ1YM1Lh5nayHP8PddQegx here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}}
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==Videos==

===Videos Made by Joey===
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|<youtube>v=0q3bOnGO0uQ</youtube><center>'''Unfinished videos compilation'''</center>
|<youtube>v=JowKId4ZvKA</youtube><center>'''[[I'm so random|Random faces = FUNNY!!!!1!!ONE!!!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=haatPTlgLhs</youtube><center>'''How he takes constructive criticism'''</center>
|<youtube>v=EHl_G_2NjdE</youtube><center>'''[[Family Guy]] theme song cover'''</center>
|[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4|800px]]<center>'''His [[SMG4]] 3M collab entry'''</center>
}}

===Videos on Joey===
{{fv|Joey2Vids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;

|<youtube>v=W1QHuero5qA</youtube><center>'''Buzz Trombone's confrontaion'''</center>
|<youtube>v=RWpb4GYYGZI</youtube><center>'''Tards on Deck'''</center>
}}

== See Also ==

* [[Kashi-Kukku]] - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
* [[Colby James]] - also makes shitty fanfiction
* [[Chris-Chan]] - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else*[[User:Emiliz|Emiliz]] - Joey's number one hate-boner on Furaffinity
* [[ChubbyAnime]] - Another shitty fat furry artist

==External Links==
*<s>{{yt|c|UC71b-EdU0g9fc8Jmh5uYmOQ|Husker the Wolf}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
*{{yt|cu|@tojoluna|tojoluna}}
*{{facebook|joseph.morley.9803}}
*<s>{{deviantart|Joeyinsully}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|mr-cool-blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{deviantart|Blimpy-Blue}}</s> '''DEACTIVATED'''
*<s>{{furaffinity|joeyinsully}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
*{{furaffinity|littlebluetankengine|LittleBlueTankEngine}}
*{{furaffinity|1020304050607089}}
*{{instagram|huskertwolf}}
*<s>{{twitter|TTTE_Cartoonist}}</s> '''BALEETED'''

{{Aspies}}
{{SonicFags}}
{{britfags}}
{{Dying Alone}}
[[Category:People|Morley, Joseph]]

My Life as a Teenage Robot

2026-01-15T14:49:26Z

YaroslavTV: /* Zone's Porn Parody */

[[File:MLAATRMetallicLingerie.png|thumb|350px]]
'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by [[Zone]]. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for [[Cartoon Network|the rival's network]], ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the executives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
A spark of consciousness awakens in a metallic homunculus brought into this world by an unnatural conceptual unbound to the curse of flesh and destined for a higher purpose, yet just wants to be a normal teenage girl until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending humanity back to [[Caveman|Stone Age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, she has to either take her role as defender of Earth more seriously or hang out with normal teenages who are into drugs, sex, angst and narcissism.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - A rogue sex-bot made in the likeness of a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - A mad scientist who was too preoccupied with robotics before undergoing [[menopause]] so she had to build her own robot daughter instead.
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - A soulless [[ginger]] and neighbor of Jenny who she considers her best friend.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive little brother who looks just like Astroboy.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A nerdy [[mechanophile]] gook who has a massive mecha-boner for Jenny.
*'''Brit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent who likes to bully Jenny for being a robot. Remember: It’s okay to bully robots because they don’t have real feelings.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - Britt’s thicc and white partner in crime. She wore a pussy hat before feminists made it cool.
*'''Vexus''' - Queen bee of the enemy robo-race in the intergalactic race war. Surprisingly, not the primary subject of this show's mechanophillia… I mean damn—Have you seen that abdomen?!
*'''Vega''' - Liberal revisionist daughter of Vexus.
*'''Misty''' - Machiavellian robo-mercenary and on-and-off ally of Jenny who will fight for you as long as you shove a coin down her coin slot.

==Fanbase==
The cartoon's fanbase is as dead as [[Invader Zim]] and almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred [[clanker]]-loving manchildren who kept keep her cold, mechanical heart alive though sexualized fanart on sites like [[DeviantART]] and [[Rule34.com]]. Jenny is likely the cause of [[mechanophilia]] among many who had a childhood in the early 2000's and is praised as their robo-sex mascot.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue the reason this show has gotten popular in recent times is because of how Jenny became a character for a teenage viewer to relate to, but that's complete baloney. The real reason comes from a Flash porn parody entitled "''What What? In the Robot''" where instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their hard [[Cock|rocks]]. The creation all started when Zone watched a certain scene from "''Last Action Zero''" and got bored really fast, so she had the audacity to spice things up and present to them her work as proof that she's capable of making cartoons for kids, but things turned south when The people at Nickelodeon, even Rob himself, were revolted by raunchy sex scenes shown on the monitor and asked them to not hire her. In the end Zone released her magnun opus on the internet for everyone to see, casuing some people who are dumb enough to watch this flash animation to develop [[Mandela Effect|Mandela effect]], and making innocent childer hide themselves under mom's skirt in fear and turning them into sex-crazed robophiles in the future. Great job, Zone, great job.
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==Galleries==
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==See Also==
*''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'' - moar sexy robots.
*''[[Robot and Monster]]'' - Another failed Nickelodeon show featuring a robot.
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

{{cartoons}}
[[category:Fandom Stuff]]

My Life as a Teenage Robot

2026-01-15T14:47:48Z

YaroslavTV: /* External Links */

[[File:MLAATRMetallicLingerie.png|thumb|350px]]
'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by [[Zone]]. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for [[Cartoon Network|the rival's network]], ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the executives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
A spark of consciousness awakens in a metallic homunculus brought into this world by an unnatural conceptual unbound to the curse of flesh and destined for a higher purpose, yet just wants to be a normal teenage girl until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending humanity back to [[Caveman|Stone Age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, she has to either take her role as defender of Earth more seriously or hang out with normal teenages who are into drugs, sex, angst and narcissism.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - A rogue sex-bot made in the likeness of a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - A mad scientist who was too preoccupied with robotics before undergoing [[menopause]] so she had to build her own robot daughter instead.
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - A soulless [[ginger]] and neighbor of Jenny who she considers her best friend.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive little brother who looks just like Astroboy.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A nerdy [[mechanophile]] gook who has a massive mecha-boner for Jenny.
*'''Brit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent who likes to bully Jenny for being a robot. Remember: It’s okay to bully robots because they don’t have real feelings.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - Britt’s thicc and white partner in crime. She wore a pussy hat before feminists made it cool.
*'''Vexus''' - Queen bee of the enemy robo-race in the intergalactic race war. Surprisingly, not the primary subject of this show's mechanophillia… I mean damn—Have you seen that abdomen?!
*'''Vega''' - Liberal revisionist daughter of Vexus.
*'''Misty''' - Machiavellian robo-mercenary and on-and-off ally of Jenny who will fight for you as long as you shove a coin down her coin slot.

==Fanbase==
The cartoon's fanbase is as dead as [[Invader Zim]] and almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred [[clanker]]-loving manchildren who kept keep her cold, mechanical heart alive though sexualized fanart on sites like [[DeviantART]] and [[Rule34.com]]. Jenny is likely the cause of [[mechanophilia]] among many who had a childhood in the early 2000's and is praised as their robo-sex mascot.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue the reason this show has gotten popular in recent times is because of how Jenny became a character for a teenage viewer to relate to, but that's complete baloney. The real reason comes from a Flash porn parody entitled "''What What? In the Robot''" where instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their hard [[Cock|rocks]]. The creation all started when Zone watched a certain scene from "''Last Action Zero''" and got bored really fast, so she had the audacity to spice things up and present to them her work as proof that she's capable of making cartoons for kids, but things turned south when The people at Nickelodeon, even Rob himself, were revolted by raunchy sex scenes shown on the monitor and asked them to fire her. In the end Zone released her magnun opus on the internet for everyone to see, casuing some people who are dumb enough to watch this flash animation to develop [[Mandela Effect|Mandela effect]], and making innocent childer hide themselves under mom's skirt in fear and turning them into sex-crazed robophiles in the future. Great job, Zone, great job.
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|[[File:MLAATRZoneRule34.mp4|560px]]
}}|border=#3EBBC9|background=#FFFFFF}}}}

==Galleries==
{{cg|Fan Art|MLAATRFanArt|center|<gallery perrow="8">
File:JennySolvesACaptcha.png
File:JennyWakemanAndJaguarXJR-9.jpg
File:JennyToaster.jpg
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</gallery>|}}

==See Also==
*''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'' - moar sexy robots.
*''[[Robot and Monster]]'' - Another failed Nickelodeon show featuring a robot.
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

{{cartoons}}
[[category:Fandom Stuff]]

My Life as a Teenage Robot

2026-01-15T14:37:00Z

YaroslavTV: /* Plot */

[[File:MLAATRMetallicLingerie.png|thumb|350px]]
'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by [[Zone]]. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for [[Cartoon Network|the rival's network]], ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the executives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
A spark of consciousness awakens in a metallic homunculus brought into this world by an unnatural conceptual unbound to the curse of flesh and destined for a higher purpose, yet just wants to be a normal teenage girl until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending humanity back to [[Caveman|Stone Age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, she has to either take her role as defender of Earth more seriously or hang out with normal teenages who are into drugs, sex, angst and narcissism.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - A rogue sex-bot made in the likeness of a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - A mad scientist who was too preoccupied with robotics before undergoing [[menopause]] so she had to build her own robot daughter instead.
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - A soulless [[ginger]] and neighbor of Jenny who she considers her best friend.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive little brother who looks just like Astroboy.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A nerdy [[mechanophile]] gook who has a massive mecha-boner for Jenny.
*'''Brit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent who likes to bully Jenny for being a robot. Remember: It’s okay to bully robots because they don’t have real feelings.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - Britt’s thicc and white partner in crime. She wore a pussy hat before feminists made it cool.
*'''Vexus''' - Queen bee of the enemy robo-race in the intergalactic race war. Surprisingly, not the primary subject of this show's mechanophillia… I mean damn—Have you seen that abdomen?!
*'''Vega''' - Liberal revisionist daughter of Vexus.
*'''Misty''' - Machiavellian robo-mercenary and on-and-off ally of Jenny who will fight for you as long as you shove a coin down her coin slot.

==Fanbase==
The cartoon's fanbase is as dead as [[Invader Zim]] and almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred [[clanker]]-loving manchildren who kept keep her cold, mechanical heart alive though sexualized fanart on sites like [[DeviantART]] and [[Rule34.com]]. Jenny is likely the cause of [[mechanophilia]] among many who had a childhood in the early 2000's and is praised as their robo-sex mascot.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue the reason this show has gotten popular in recent times is because of how Jenny became a character for a teenage viewer to relate to, but that's complete baloney. The real reason comes from a Flash porn parody entitled "''What What? In the Robot''" where instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their hard [[Cock|rocks]]. The creation all started when Zone watched a certain scene from "''Last Action Zero''" and got bored really fast, so she had the audacity to spice things up and present to them her work as proof that she's capable of making cartoons for kids, but things turned south when The people at Nickelodeon, even Rob himself, were revolted by raunchy sex scenes shown on the monitor and asked them to fire her. In the end Zone released her magnun opus on the internet for everyone to see, casuing some people who are dumb enough to watch this flash animation to develop [[Mandela Effect|Mandela effect]], and making innocent childer hide themselves under mom's skirt in fear and turning them into sex-crazed robophiles in the future. Great job, Zone, great job.
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==See Also==
*''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'' - moar sexy robots.
*''[[Robot and Monster]]'' - Another failed Nickelodeon show featuring a robot.
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

{{Sex}}
{{cartoons}}
[[category:Fandom Stuff]]

My Life as a Teenage Robot

2026-01-15T14:34:40Z

YaroslavTV: /* Zone's Porn Parody */

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'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by [[Zone]]. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for [[Cartoon Network|the rival's network]], ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the executives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
A spark of consciousness awakens in a metallic homunculus brought into this world by an unnatural conceptual unbound to the curse of flesh and destined for a higher purpose, yet just wants to be a normal teenage girl until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending humanity back to [[Caveman|Stone Age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, to take her role as defender of Earth more seriously.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - A rogue sex-bot made in the likeness of a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - A mad scientist who was too preoccupied with robotics before undergoing [[menopause]] so she had to build her own robot daughter instead.
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - A soulless [[ginger]] and neighbor of Jenny who she considers her best friend.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive little brother who looks just like Astroboy.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A nerdy [[mechanophile]] gook who has a massive mecha-boner for Jenny.
*'''Brit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent who likes to bully Jenny for being a robot. Remember: It’s okay to bully robots because they don’t have real feelings.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - Britt’s thicc and white partner in crime. She wore a pussy hat before feminists made it cool.
*'''Vexus''' - Queen bee of the enemy robo-race in the intergalactic race war. Surprisingly, not the primary subject of this show's mechanophillia… I mean damn—Have you seen that abdomen?!
*'''Vega''' - Liberal revisionist daughter of Vexus.
*'''Misty''' - Machiavellian robo-mercenary and on-and-off ally of Jenny who will fight for you as long as you shove a coin down her coin slot.

==Fanbase==
The cartoon's fanbase is as dead as [[Invader Zim]] and almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred [[clanker]]-loving manchildren who kept keep her cold, mechanical heart alive though sexualized fanart on sites like [[DeviantART]] and [[Rule34.com]]. Jenny is likely the cause of [[mechanophilia]] among many who had a childhood in the early 2000's and is praised as their robo-sex mascot.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue the reason this show has gotten popular in recent times is because of how Jenny became a character for a teenage viewer to relate to, but that's complete baloney. The real reason comes from a Flash porn parody entitled "''What What? In the Robot''" where instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their hard [[Cock|rocks]]. The creation all started when Zone watched a certain scene from "''Last Action Zero''" and got bored really fast, so she had the audacity to spice things up and present to them her work as proof that she's capable of making cartoons for kids, but things turned south when The people at Nickelodeon, even Rob himself, were revolted by raunchy sex scenes shown on the monitor and asked them to fire her. In the end Zone released her magnun opus on the internet for everyone to see, casuing some people who are dumb enough to watch this flash animation to develop [[Mandela Effect|Mandela effect]], and making innocent childer hide themselves under mom's skirt in fear and turning them into sex-crazed robophiles in the future. Great job, Zone, great job.
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==Galleries==
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==See Also==
*''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'' - moar sexy robots.
*''[[Robot and Monster]]'' - Another failed Nickelodeon show featuring a robot.
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

{{Sex}}
{{cartoons}}
[[category:Fandom Stuff]]

Randy Robert Stair

2026-01-15T09:01:01Z

YaroslavTV: Moved to the My Life as a Teenage Robot article

{{Spoiler|He's been dead for {{age|2017|6|8}} years and still hasn't come back as a ghost girl}}
{{achtung|Stair-way to supermarket heaven}}
{{aspergers}}
{{Tranny}}
{{an hero}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{Quote|I can almost guarantee you that Donald Trump will be assassinated. Maybe not this year, but in the near future.|Randy Stair}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Randy Stair'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 17, 1992}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|June 8, 2017 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed three, no injuries}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Loser|Far from it]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Be reincarnated into a sexy ghost girl}}
{{Ibend}}

'''[[Powerword|Randy Robert Stair]]'''{{Trans}} (alias: '''Andrew Blaze''', aka '''Tranny Phantom''') was an emo animefag [[Columbiner]] degenerate 24-year-old whose mental state caused him to devolve from a relatively normal [[Ugly|handsome]] young lad into a man-child basement dweller constantly obsessing over Nickelodeon cartoon characters that he morphed into edgy school shooters called the Ember's Ghost Squad. His perverse and childish obsession with his fairy-tale world, coupled with his degenerative psychological condition eventually accumulated in him perpetrating a mediocre [[mass shooting]] at the grocery store he worked at, that resulted in a pitiful 3 murders before he an hero'd. He apparently believed that his imaginary friends were calling for him to kill himself so he could be with them forever. He was also a tranny and thought he was a girl in a man-child's body.

The sad [[fact]] about our favorite shotgun toting tranny is that Rando was as unoriginal in death as he was in life. In life, his whole life consisted of taking someone else's work (Butch Hartman's ''Danny Phantom'', for those who are out of the loop), giving it a new color scheme, and [[Sonichu|calling it his own]]. Seeking consistency in at least one avenue of his life, Rando felt that his death should be as uninspired and as derivative as his life, and like so many times before, he could only copy others that came before him when he decided it was time to say goodbye. His completely unoriginal thought was to copy the Columbine Killers and much like most of his life, which he spent the entirety of learning how to hold his colon or piss standing up, he couldn't even do that right because he was so pathetic he didn't even have one friend he could ask to go a-killing with him. Clearly, this sick fuck had some goddamn issues.
[[File:Randy Stare.jpg|thumb|[[Cockmongler|I'll suck your cock!]]]]
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==Background==
In a generic suburban housing unit in [[Pennsylvania]] lived a once-promising young man by the name of Randy Robert Stair. Although he had a normal, privileged middle class life and showed relatively little signs of psychological disturbance, even possessing a following in the thousands online, this young man grew to become withdrawn like so many of the millennials he represents, most likely becoming disillusioned and disenfranchised when he realized that society had lied. He wasn't something interesting or special. There wasn't going to be a happy ending where all his dreams come true. He wasn't going to be famous with the world worshiping him and women desiring him as the television that was used to raise him had promised. Realizing that his job at a super market was as good as it was going to get, Randy became depressed and in his isolation, he degenerated physically and emotionally and decided to follow a path that he thought would grant him the control he wanted in his life, and would give him the fame he ever so desired after developing a disturbing interest in mass shootings and criminals, most notably the ones who went for a jolly time in high school, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]].

As time goes on and more of his family members and [[friend]]s give more interviews, more details about his backstory will arrive. Stay tuned!

==Online life==
Like most [[Millenials]], Randy had an active, persistent and long-lived life online. Although seemingly normal in his adolescence, for some reason he grew immature, awkward and mentally ill in his 20s, eventually fantasizing and believing himself to be connected to some lame ''Danny Phantom'' world he conjured.

===YouTube===
Randy has been active on YouTube since as early as 2007, but has went through several accounts with only a handful known to currently exist. One of them had nearly [[Over 9000|9,000]] subscribers and another other one of importance, where he posted his cringy artwork and suicide manifesto possessing about 400 subscribers before he went Cho and had it shoot up in views from there until it got terminated a few days later. He was popular enough that several youtubers actually sent in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbkNFargTY fan footage] to him. Other videos of his, by 2016 (when he was visibly fucked up in the head) include him talking about the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9EbBprs39I paranormal].

Some of his channels:

*{{yt|u|WorthlessToaster}} - An alt of his that had 2000 subs (now nearly has 6000). Mainly focused on Ember McLain from ''Danny Phantom''.
*{{yt|c|UCsJ39Y6XJtFWyA6oQuHCynQ|Andrew Blaze}} - Another alt he made, used to upload three songs. Had only zero subs until it was discovered.
*{{wayback|youtube.com/user/PioneersProductions|20210220012150|title=PioneersProductions}} {{archive|vPw1s|(alt)}} - His original channel from 2008 that had nearly 9,000 subs. Focused on his goofy videos from before he was completely fucked up in the head. The channel lasted for almost 4 years after the shooting, until it was finally terminated alongside PioneersAnthology on May 13, 2021.
*{{archive|ZKdN7|PioneersAnthology}} - Another alt of his that had only 160 subs. Focused on mirroring his videos.
*{{Archive|Rk3ew|Ember's Ghost Squad}} - A new channel made in early 2016 by him, where he kept all his edgy and autistic shit and his suicide tapes. This is where most of the trolls thrived until the channel was terminated on June 12th, 2017.

====Ray William Johnson====
{{main|Ray William Johnson}}
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[[File:RWJ SSS.png|center]]
<center>Notable jewtube vlogger Ray William Johnson promoted the shooter in one of his videos from Summer 2011, bringing lots of attention to Randy.</center>

===DeviantArt===
DING DING DING!! No fucking SHIT this edgelord had a fucking DA account. This spoiled little fucking dipshit infested an already retarded ass site with his nonsense and tried to recruit several artists to voice act and draw his fantasy world school shooting shit but obviously triggered them all. He paid some ditsy fat chicks to voice act for other flashes that didn't immediately make any sane person go to tips.fbi.gov, Name field: Randy Robert Stair, Description: TL;DR and fucking click submit on that shit.

Following his death, even DeviantArt losers bullied him and felt the need to distance themselves from him because like most of the world's [[stupid|grazing herds]] like [[Islam]], the Democratic Party and becoming a [[redneck|faithful Christian boy]], so you can marry off your 12-year-old daughter that you knocked up.
When somebody finally goes through with and does what they all talk about wanting to do there's an immediate desire to make everyone feel safe again by airing out all the sins of that one person and saying it was just them, they're psycho, don't get the real message of the group or that that person isn't a true example of who they really are so that people will stop looking into the rest of their pasts and discover that they are capable of the same damn thing some time, down the road.

===Instagram===
Like most millenials and z-tards, this guy was on Instagram where he posted a combination of his cringy artwork and fantasy girlfriend along with some selfies. We have a big screencap of most of his tweets [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/5/53/Randy_Cringy_Artworks_%286%29.png here].

===Twitter===
Randy flooded his accounts with his shitty artwork and several messages suggesting he was going to commit mass murder in the future. Again, the NSA is shit at its job and anyone who works for them sucks 37 dicks. In a row.

===Facebook Columbiner group===
Randy was apparently a part of a sizeable fanclub group on Kikebook ('''Columbine Picture Archive and Discussion''') full of disturbed thot attention whores and thirsty feminist beta males dedicated to the pieces of shit who perpetrated the infamous [[Columbine]] shooting a generation ago. Some of the thot-ass, mentally ill, cocksucking, degenerate [[columbiner]] cunts there were butthurt over the shooter's death as they communicated to him frequently, crying about how their dear friend was gone when they likely rejected any and all romantic advances he made while sucking the twat juice off their Chad boyfriends' giant cocks and keeping Randy as an omega pet.

===[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums===
Super Columbine Massacre RPG was a mediocre [[RPG Maker]] game released in [[2005]], that was directly based off of the Columbine Massacre, placing the player in the roles of the shooters. The game developer, Danny Ledonne, made a forum for the game for members to discuss every single detail pertaining to Columbine, along with any other school shootings and mass shootings in general. Obviously, there would be a few school shooters to lurk or contribute to the forums, such as the [[Sandy Hook]] [[Adam Lanza|shooter]] or [[Kimveer Gill]]. After the creator realized the Pandora's box that he opened by creating his community, he shut the forums down in 2013 in the aftermath of Sandy Hook. However, the general community scene was revitalized when another person made a new forum, which contains a dedicated and relatively active community to this day. Randy was part of this, with his account (registered on December 16th, 2016) being used to make 63 {{Archive|Uevuk|posts}}. Unlike Adam Lanza though, he wasn't nearly as much of a warning sign and thus several of the NSA Agents stalking the forum didn't spot him in time.

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//Please censor the names in those [1] [2] [3] [4] <s>[5] [6]</s>images for privacy concerns.

====Reactions====
Despite the forum being specifically designed to discuss and collect information on some very macabre subject matter, many users were relatively surprised to hear the news over Randy. A few threads have <s>[http://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t4351-the-pennsylvania-egsandrew-shooting popped]</s> [http://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t4347-member-egsandrew-just-committed-a-murder-suicide-in-tunkhannock-pa up] over the news, with some trolls popping up to further insult the image of the murderer.

==Ember's Ghost Squad==

{{Template:Addtoget|1=[[Image:Rando111.jpg|thumb|150px|Take Neil Gaiman's Cute little death girl.]]|2=[[Image:Rando222.jpg|thumb|150px|Put her in [[Chris Chan]]'s hug box and smash her together with Gene Simmons]]|3=[[Image:Rando123.gif|thumb|150px|And like Butch Hartman, you get Ember McLame]]|width=1px}}

It's not shocking or really surprising that Rando would name his fantasy site chronicling all his [[wet dream|wet dreams]] after the most Emo character in ''Danny Phantom'' who is a [[Chris-chan]] style mash up of [[Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman's]] cute little death chick from Sandman and Gene Simmons who gets a pity-fuck from a guy she has a crush on and then kills herself when she realizes that she can't emotionally blackmail more out of her crush.
More so, with 20/20 hindsight, it is clear that he is advertising his intentions in this name by choosing a character who claims that everyone will know who she is and her crush will suffer extreme guilt for not loving her '''AFTER''' she [[suicide|becomes an heroine]]. <br>

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{{Quote|The song as sung on the series. Not bad if you're 12 and deaf. Lyrics are below
|Ember McLame}}

{{Quote|Yeah! Oh!

It was, it was September
Winds blow, the dead leaves fall
To you, I did surrender
Two weeks, you didn't call

Your life goes on without me
My life, a losing game
But you should, you should not doubt me
You will remember my name

Oh, Ember, you will remember
Ember, one thing remains
Oh, Ember, so warm and tender
You will remember my name

Your heart, your heart has rendered
Your loss, now bear the shame.
Like dead trees, in cold December
Nothing but ashes remain

Oh, Ember, you will remember
Ember, one thing remains
Ember, so warm and tender
You will remember my name

Oh, woah, woah!

Ember, you will remember
Ember, one thing remains
Ember, so warm and tender
You will remember my name
Yeah! You will remember my name|"You will Remember" Lyrics sung by Ember in ''Danny Phantom''}}

[[File:11embermclame111.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Randy's wettest dream]]

Randy's psychological profile degenerated to the point that he broke away from reality and chose to create a better one of his own design populated by what could be best described as a grotesque mutilation of existing ''Danny Phantom'' characters that were created with no other purpose than to worship him like he were a [[god]] and answer his every whim or demand asked asked of them.

Like so many that have come before him, Randy decided to document his decent into crazy and so he created [http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/The_EGS_Wiki a Wikia] to document his nonsensical fantasies. He created page after page about fantasy school shootings and other emo nonsense on his Wikia, by copypasting Wikipedia articles about school shootings.

In this personal, [[fag|fantasy word of his own creation]], the entirety of the population consists of big breasted ghost girls that are all ten FUCKING feet tall. In the aftermath of OP's gay little shooting spree and pathetic cry for attention, trolls targeted his wiki and spammed it with gay porn and gore. Wikia, following its well-established method of operation, did nothing for an unknown number of weeks. Its moderators, acting like the 14-year-olds they are, addressed the situation like all jobs they don't want to do with contempt and counted on someone else taking care of it if they ignored it long enough.

===Closure of EGS Wikia===
Several weeks after the massacre, numerous trolls flooded the wiki with enough gay porn, gore, and shitposting to warrant the attention of the administration of Wikia who quickly pwn'd the EGS wiki. You can browse archived versions of the wiki {{archive|the-egs.wikia.com|here}} and {{wayback|the-egs.wikia.com*|title=here}}.

==Mental illness / trannyism ==
[[File:Randy Manifesto WTF HOLY SHIT.jpg|center]]
The perpetrator unironically believed he was a little girl trapped in a grown ass man's body after [[Benadryl|he took some drugs or some shit]], because like so many olid, bitchass little faggots from this sub-species that actively choose to document their life on [[youtube]], he became convinced that if he were born a girl, his life would be so much easier, as he is entirely unaware of how viciously passive-aggressive and [[cunt|catty]] girls are to each other, or how many social norms of beauty like being thin, well dressed in the latest trends, makeup, and so on and so forth are placed on them. Especially, [[irony|ironically]], [[virgin|chastity]], because so many virgins with rage gravitate to the idea that it would be so much easier to get laid if they were a girl because the femi-centric world being taught now teaches how men are pigs and will fuck anything. What people like Rando don't get is that a girl is forever walking a line of either being a [[whore]] if they're too loose or a cold fish if they completely shy away because they are more turned on by the idea of imagining themselves as the opposite sex and focus only on fantasy than actually wanting to live a life as that sex and [[NORP|accept the grim reality of it]].

Randy was likely a victim of the ZOG brainwashing agenda targeting young western men with subliminal messages covertly placed in popular cartoons like [[My Little Pony]], [[Disney|Disney's Star vs the Forces of Evil]] and [[Teen Titans|Teen Titans Go]] designed to confuse boys by telling them that the life of a girl is better than the one they have now and isn't just [[sex|laying on her back]] or happily making sammiches in the kitchen. His obsession over being reincarnated as a Mary Sue loli was one of many of the mental issues he had. He spent all of his free time making Disney-like cartoons only little kids and furries would enjoy while constantly whining on the Internet how no-one understood the creativity and talent needed in creating a recolored [[Mary Sue]] version of someone else's original work.

==Possible origin for Randy's tranny [[insanity|insanny]]==
[[Image:Danip111.jpg|thumb|right|260px|'''Above''' [[Rule 63|Dani Phantom]]]]
''Danny Phantom'' is rife for exploitation. A favorite is the [[pussy|vagina]] haunting ghost by the name of The [[pussy|Box]] Ghost and then, confusing the [[retard|soft in the heads]] like Randy, by treating ghosts like people and letting them have kids, decide that one day while he was rattling chains up some girl's [[pussy|hole]], The Box Ghost felt the need to rub a couple out and ended up having his [[oral sex]] loving daughter, Box Lunch.

Randy's alter ego, on the other hand, most likely sprang from the oh so [[lame|original]] plot where Danny Phantom's [[nemesis]] decides to clone him for a little of the man/boy [[ship|shipping]] fun but forgets to [[dick|put the stem on the Apple]] and gets himself a girl that he didn't really want, but since he's stuck with her, he ever so creatively named her Danielle, or Dani Phantom.

Besides serving the purpose of being created by [[The Fairly OddParents|Butch Hartman]] for filler plots and the ever popular [[Rule 63]] multiplied by [[Rule 34]] staging where a male character gets a female copy of themselves for no other reason than rabid fantards can't settle on who should be [[fuck|fucking]] him so they settle on letting him do the job himself with a clone of the opposite sex.

For someone like Randy who saw the male character of Danny being bogged down and held in place by rules, responsibilities and expectations, he saw the female copy of Dani as being free and not being held down by anything because at the end of every episode she is in, when the job is done - Dani leaves to train for her favorite Olympic track and field event, the 100 man [[cock]] hurdles.

If Randy were someone like Dani Phantom he wouldn't be stuck in a piece of shit town in [[Pennsylvania|PA]] living in his parent's basement. He wouldn't have a shit job stocking shelves at minimum wage for a grocery store because his parents said he had to keep a job. He wanted to be a [[12-year-old]] [[girl]] from a cartoon that didn't need to ask to borrow the car and could just get up a leave for parts unknown whenever she was struck by the mood. Like everyone who ever made up a [[Mary Sue]]. Randy created himself a mythology that would include him in his favorite story and, at the same time, make him its most perfect being but most importantly, as I have described, it was the reset Randy wanted. A reset that let Randy be like the [[loli]] Dani Phantom and be free to do whatever the fuck he wanted.

==Going ghostal==
[[File:Totally real Weis Market CCTV 1.png|thumb|Leaked CCTV pic! (You can tell it is totally real because randy totally didn't use a pistol grip shotgun or anything.)]]
[[File:Totally real Weis Market CCTV 2.png|thumb|[[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|...and it's a fake]]]]
{{Quote|Goodbye humans…I’ll miss you….|Randy's last tweet}}

Randy worked at a '''Weis Market''' store on night shift. He rushed to upload his manifesto and suicide tapes, then headed to his workplace with his shitty shotguns, locked some of the doors, and racked up a pathetic three frags before becoming an hero. This retard thought he could pull a Cho with the deficient weapons he brought. Thankfully for society at large, Randy was as much a failure at the high score as he was at life, and his image has been torn to faggy shreds. It is of note that he recorded a video tour of his workplace in the days preceding his attack. One of his co-workers was spared as when Randy spotted her, he was too <s>beta</s> <s>gamma</s> omega to even point his shotgun at her, instead choosing to do what he always did when he was caught in a situation where he might have to talk to a girl and ran away in fear and embarrassment.

Among the deceased are:

#Terry Sterling, 63
#Victoria Brong, 26
#Brian Hayes, 47

===Loadout===

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*A pump action shotgun that's common, cheap and extremely powerful. Also has pistol grip so it's shorter. '''65~155 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Mossberg 500 Persuader
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*Another pump action shotgun with a pistol grip that's common, cheap and extremely powerful. '''65~155 Damage.'''
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*00 Buckshot makes it easy for people to fall to the ground quicker and harder.
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*X2 Moving speed <br> X2 Shooting speed
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*An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
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===Police investigation===

Randy bitched out and became [[an hero]] before level 2 began and the cops spawned on the cs_markets map, so some knucklehead roidmonkey cop sadly couldn't take this punk out and boast about it later. Upon arriving at his house, police collected several pieces of evidence; seven boxes full of 12ga ammo, shooting equipment, shotgun parts and manuals, notebooks, a lot of cringeworthy drawings, external hard drives, flash drives, his computer, a camera, and several discs that stored his youtube projects. Police were likely shocked more by the weird ass shit they found on his drives than when they have to take a case regarding a deceased and rotting individual.

==Tara Strong{{jew}} takes responsibility for Rando==
[[Image:Taras1231.png|thumb|left|250px]]

In a post on twatter to shill for immigration, [[Tara Strong]] claimed that if it wasn't for her, none of us would have a child hood. If what she says is true, she is even responsible for the fucked up childhoods like Rando's, especially because she voiced his favorite character that also served as his masturbation fodder of Ember McLame.<br>
Since Tara is the reason behind this fucktard's childhood, she should give an apology to the whole state of [[Pennsylvania]] and the families that were destroyed because she ruined this person's childhood and didn't do a better job at giving Rando a happy childhood from which he wouldn't grow up to become that [[psycho]] piece of [[shit]] that becomes angry [[sarcasm|At society for not noticing their genius]] and chooses to punish the people they know for this [[crime|sin]] against them.<br>
To use her words against her, she's the reason why some kid's childhood is now the cause of some people needing therapy in their adulthood because a plethora of the characters she did convinced a generation that everyone [[lie|is capable and deserving of finding love and being respected]].<br>
Rando was a lot like every other unloved [[autistic|assbertard]] that posted on [[Whore|Tara Strong's]] [[Twitter]] page in that he made posts hoping for [[Trump|Our Great God Emperor and Leader Making America Great Again for Men's]] death or assassination thinking that it would earn him some notice from [[cunt|Tara Strong]] because of how opposed she is to [[Drumpf|Our Powerful Leader Equal to the Mighty Thor's]] presidency.<br>
We are starting to move past coincidence and head towards something more of substance that a [[loser|D-List]] celebrity who is known for the [[retard|challanged fanfucks]] that come to her twitter page to threaten [[Cthulhu|The Great One]] may be the cause of one of these idiots involvement in a mass murder.

==Manifesto==
[[File:Randy Suicide Manifesto.png|thumb|right|200px|Screenshot of his manifesto]]

Like most shooters, Randy barfed up a faggoty little manifesto on MediaFire before he went apeshit. However, this jackass included nearly 50gb of videos on there when he could've easily cut it down to a single GB if he compressed that shit. The video tapes serve as an autist's Basement Tapes, as he cries about his privileged life, shows off and tests out his guns and makes one last cringy 17-hour-long manifesto video where it slowly descends into his transgenderism and fantasies about his cartoon [[Pedophile|14-year-old]] girlfriend. One video of his shows his mommy filming him while he wears a "NATURAL SELECTION" shirt (the type that the Columbine fags wore) an '''immediate red flag''' that his parents were too fucking retarded to get. With his writings, he wrote a journal where he tried way too hard to be like [[faggot|Eric Harris]], and regarding the pictures on his manifesto, were just his lame artwork and poses of him with his shotguns.

'''Documents-'''

*[[Randy Robert Stair/Early Years|Andrew Blaze - Early Years Information.docx]]

*[[Randy Robert Stair/01 Information| 01 Information]]

{{Clear}}

==SapphireMae13==
[[File:Sapphiremae13.jpg|center]]

Within a few days of the shooting spree, Randy made a tweet hinting at what was to come. However, another user by the name of SapphireMae13 made a sly hint regarding it. Internet trolls and spergs were able to track down who she was and interrogated her over the connection and cooperation with the shooter, making the thot [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] wiping out her Twatter, DA, YouTube, and other accounts. Her name was Rachel Hodge, and she was referenced by the shooter in his suicide tapes as a friend, drew some autistic fanart for him, most likely knew about the shooting (and wanted to see it come to fruition), and liked ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'', [[Pokémon]], ''[[My Little Pony|MLP]]'' shit, etc.

Sauces: [http://podblanc.guru/check-links-pics-below-this-vid-for-next-hoor-podblanc-andrew-and-rachael-the-perfect-storm-of-inescapable-chaos-egs_bcec6c865.html 1] {{Archive|yhhuk|1a}} {{Archive|hFAG1|2}}

{{Clear}}

==Reactions==
America and the world in general have seen literally hundreds of deranged gunmen trying to make a name for themselves. At this point, unless you're a ''white'' teenager and you rack up an impressive kill count, [[fact|society won't give a flying fuck about your story]]. Sure, the shooter was a white kid, so the media would be more likely to report on him for their agenda. However, his high score is at best abysmal, and the only thing that makes him stand out is his autism via his DeviantArt and YouTube accounts. Thus, the pitiful body count, and the fact that America has like five fucking mass shootings a minute at this damned point, diminished the shockwave to the local area where the shooting spree occurred. However, in the online world, there was a lot of trolls having a field day over the fact of how pathetic and cringe-worthy this homicidal little donkey twat was.
As expected, underage attention whores from places like kikebook and tumblr are already starting to pop up fantasizing about this tranny, claiming all he needed was [[Fellatio|help]] (obviously not from them). Where's the fun if we actually stop spergy betas from going for the high score instead of letting them stir up chaos and tearing them a new asshole for what they did? Apparently, a chick who went to school with him told her stories to someone but whether its true or not is up for interpretation. [[Randy Robert Stair/interview01|Read what she had to say here!]]
<br>
{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|'''Rest In Peace to all the people that were involved. Even the shooter himself. What he did was incredibly awful, but he did post his feelings openly and no one stopped him. No one helped him when he was crying for help. That's why i wish i could suck his beta dick'''|Courtney Bell, Facebook attention whore
|'''In a healthy society faggots like him would be hanged from a crane'''|Morituri te Salutant, Youtube User
|'''Randy was the result of radical Danny Phantom Ideology being promoted by atheists and commies who refuse to accept the concept of an afterlife. He does not represent the true fans of Danny Phantom'''|@EthicalNazi Twitter user.
|'''Both the Brony and tranny communities are deeply sadened by the loss of one of their own. It is society's refusal to accept anything differant that caused this event to happen.'''|@EmilyEldritch Twitter Dumbass who changed her quote after she realized Rando didn't just become an hero
|'''Wow!! I think I can taste the back of my head'''|Rando after getting a mouthful of Rachel, his shotgun
}}
<br>
===Kikebook===
Believe it or not, this AIDSy asshole actually had plenty of friends. One of them from Florida wrote a tl;dr message about the incident that reveals a lot of {{Archive|jgpuN|good details.}} Other friends were likely unsurprised the sperg did what he did, but will pretend like they dindu nuffin so they don't have FBI salad-tossing faggots breathing down their neck waiting to entrap them for several years, simply for knowing Randy.

===/pol/===
Of course those deranged churls on /pol/ would stir up drama and chimp out over this guy. Check out {{Archive|vf99S|this}} thread for some good info.

One of his co-workers actually showed up on {{Archive|hFAG1|a /pol/ thread.}}

===Kiwi Farms===
The sperglord autists over at Kiwi Farms circlejerked over the drama and collected some good evidence on the case. Check their {{kf|randy-stair-andrew-blaze-egsworld.31437|thread}} out for some good details.

==Fan base==
Believe it or not, this walking punchline of a human being actually has people who admire him and like his autistic creations. The most notable of these people is '''Naze Warbled''', who has taken it upon themselves to continue Randy's shitty animations and has made several videos about EGS. Here they are in all their retarded glory:

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There's even a Discord server dedicated to [[White_Knighting|suck this tranny's cocks.]]
<center><youtube>wigxDRidOhI</youtube></center>

{{Quote|New invite to the official EGS Discord 12.1.2018 https://discord.gg/gGxGzBn}}

[[File:Randy Stair Discord White Knight.PNG|center|1090px]]

==Videos==
{{Notice|[https://archive.org/details/RandyStair A mirror of his 40gb+ of autistic videos is available here] and [https://archive.org/details/PioneersProductionsMediafireShareByImatu here]}}

{{rainbowsmall|'''ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS'''}}
[[File:randy pumped up kicks.mp4|500px|center]]

However, it'll probably get banned anyways. Archive what you can, while you can.

For those too lazy to watch anything, his videos consist of him shooting like shit with his guns and rambling about how useless he is and his meaningless little existence.

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|[[File:RandyStair-ShittyAim.mp4|700px]] <br> <center>'''We'll let this speak for itself'''</center>

}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Galleries==
===Shooter / trolling ===
{{cg|'''Autism'''|autism123|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Randy Robert Natural Selection.jpg|Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault [[Dylann Roof|bowl cut]] [[Adam Lanza|hairstyle]].
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File:1497229253390.png
File:E2c85ebda93d3bfa738daadbb107555a.png|This /pol/ user (the same who did the cum tributes) is the next mass shooter turn the news on and tune it to CNN in 15 minute
File:1497225014698.jpg|Everyone on the Internets
File:1496990355115.png|"Disturbing" "chilling," buzzwords [[Old media]] apparently thinks this lame ass shit was
File:Avarage Post of Columbine groups in facebook.png
File:Retard doing his tranny shit.jpeg
File:randystair bowling.jpg|Bowling for Weis Market
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File:MEGAKILLERS.jpg|Randy is the latest edition to the roster :)
File:1497075255244.jpg|DELET THIS
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File:1497075347619.jpg|FAG IN THE HEADLIGHTS!
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File:CmDCRzTWIAAH7wT.jpg|So edgy and cool. No one tells Rando what to do. He pushes at the seams of every envelope. A Pa resident that's actually a Dallas Cowboys fan? Unthinkable and probably the reason he got his ass kicked every day in school.
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===Shotgun poses===
As seen in his manifesto;

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===Cringy artwork===
Here's just some of the artwork that goofball made. Some may be made by other people though.
{{cg|'''Cringe collection'''|autism333|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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File:Randy Cringy Artworks (3).jpg|It appears that some trolls may have uhh.. Contributed to his wikia post mortem.
File:Randy Cringy Artworks (4).png|GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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File:Randy Cringy Artworks (5).jpg|Honestly if you were the NSA would u take this loser seriously?
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File:Randy Cringy Artworks (9).jpg|Weapon is modeled after a hi-point 995 carbine, the same rifle that one of the Columbine faggots used. Also notice she's closing the wrong eye
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File:Randy Cringy Artworks (11).jpg|The shirt reads "NBK," a slang used by the Columbine fags and their fanboys to signify a mass shooting.
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File:Randy Cringy Artworks (19).jpg|This drawing directly mimics a screenshot taken of the Columbine killers corpses.
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===Twitter===
Randy had a few twitter accounts. Here are some of his posts and that of his fans or friends that correlate to him.
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File:Randy Stair Random Tweets (111126).png|Coming out as a Columbiner fag
File:Randy Stair Random Tweets (614312).jpg|Being butthurt over the Trump victory
File:Randy Stair Random Tweets (65425).jpg|On his fake girl profile worshiping Eric Harris
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File:Randy Stair Random Tweets (Faniglrl).png|A fangirl does her makeup as one of his characters
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</gallery>|}}

===Journals===
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File:Randy Nov 23 2016 Journal.jpg|Journal Entry from November 2016. Mentions Eric Harris.
File:Randy June 2017 J.png|Journal Entry from June 2017. You can tell his mind is breaking down by this point.
File:Randy Suicide Spergoutt.png|tl;dr suicide note and rant
</gallery></center>

===Rule 34===
Within hours of the "tragedy" several trolls and weirdos made some rule 34 out of his characters. Take a look ;)

<center><gallery>
File:Randy Stair Rule 34 (13).png|Looks like Randy got his wish!
File:Randy Stair Rule 34 (8).png|Fucked up thing is, he would've prob jacked off to this shit
File:Randy Stair Rule 34 (7).jpg|Anon makes a cum tribute to the shooter's waifu
File:Randy Stair Rule 34 (5).jpg|And another one
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File:Randy Stair - ghost cuck.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|3| |15|<s>No one left behind</s> Actually someone was|15|Barricaded the doors like Cho|6|Some triggered people commented on his YouTube vids and some /pol/ threads were made|3|He managed to kill people with sawed-off shotguns|42|F|Fuck off retarded faggot}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Aliases==
*Randy 'Welcome to Target; You are ''one'' now' Stair
*Andrew 'Blaze 'em if you got 'em' Blaze
*Randy 'Dead as Fred Astaire' Stair
*Randy 'You want some dairy, I have a license to carry' Stair
*Randy '*teleports behind u*' Stair
*Randy '/me reaches into my backpack' Stair
*Randy 'xXxDarkLord666xXx' Stair
*Randy 'Tranny Phantom' Stair
*Randy Stair (Level 24 Corpse - Lootable)
*Randy '3 for the price of 1' Stair

==Theme song==
<center>Yo, Randy Stair He Was Just 23

When his parents bought a very strange machine

Designed to view a world unclean

(He's gonna shoot em all cause he's Tranny Phantom)

When his brain didn't work, his folks they just quit

then Ember took a look inside of it

there was a great big snap

every thing just changed

his ego and id got all rearranged

(Phantom Phantom),

When he first woke up he realized he had dark black hair

and glowin' blue eyes

he could walk through walls, disappear, and fly

he was much more ~unique~ than the other guys

It was then Andrew knew what he had to do

he had to join all the ghosts who were coming through

he's here to fight

against me and you

(He's gonna kill em all cause he's Tranny Phantom

gonna kill em all cause he's Tranny Phantom

gonna kill em all cause he's TRANNY PHANTOM</center>

==So cash==
[[File:Randy So Cash.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]
Hey Humans,

My name is Andrew, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, real life who spend every second of their day working at stupid ass jobs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried to understand me? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than calling a woman trapped in a mans body gay. (I'm not)

Don’t be a stranger. Just get hit with my best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a popular Youtube celebrity, and starter on my EGS team. What sports do you play, other than "Earn money and raise a family"? I also get straight sex, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just transitioned me; Shit was SO premorphic). You are all faggots who should just ghost yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my soulmate

{{Clear}}

==Friendly reminder==
Committing a [[mass shooting]] is not going to solve your problems and no one will remember you for it, you autistic sociopathic piece of shit. So unless you're [[Anders_Behring_Breivik|highly trained and dedicated]] to your genocidal crusade, do the world a favor and just kill ''yourself'' if you're homicidal, faggot.

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] reserves the right to make fun of you if you're dumb enough to try to [[For the lulz|massacre random civilians]]. Nobody will think you're intimidating, and most people won't even remember you for more than a few days. However, you will be made fun of a thousand times more than you were in your life. So instead of going on a murder spree, why don't you check yourself into a ward or pay for a quality prostitute (about the amount of a new shotgun) instead?

<code>[00:53] xXx_GhostEmoTranny_xXx has slain Victoria Brong for a double kill!

[01:21] xXx_GhostEmoTranny_xXx has slain Brian Hayes for a triple kill!

[06:16] Pennsylvania_State_Police has ended xXx_GhostEmoTranny_xXx's killing spree! (Bounty: 500G)</code>

==The return of Sir Richard Grenville==
On june 8th, 2024, the 7th anniversary of the shooting, someone edited this page to make fun of him for not coming back as a ghost yet. Later that very day, ED went down, presumably because randys ghost was mad us for making fun of him. Unfortunately for Rando, ED will never die, and we are now back up and running.

==See also==
*[[Autism]] / [[Cringe]]
*[[Columbine]] - Was a [[Columbiners|fanboy]] [[Typical|of the two shooters]].
*[[Dylann Storm Roof]] / [[Adam Lanza]] / [[Devin Patrick Kelley]] - His long lost triplets.
*[[Mass Shooting]] / [[High Score]]
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - His long lost father.
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[William Atchison]] - Whose score was actually lower than Stair's.
*[[Brandon Scott Hole]] - Same deal but with My Little Pony.
*[[Nicholas Prosper]] - Same deal but with The Walking Dead and with pedophilic thoughts.
*[[Butch Hartman]]
*[[Steve Marmel]]
*[[JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat]]

==External links==

===Social media accounts===
[[Randy Robert Stair/acc|The shooter made a big list of all the accounts he could remember.]]

====YouTube====
*{{yt|u|WorthlessToaster}} - His gay cartoon channel
*{{yt|u|PioneersProductions}} - Older channel, Terminated.
*{{yt|u|PioneersAnthology}} - Yet another fucking channel goddamn, Terminated.
*<s>[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDGGXAZ-fHMvZMxaoDGgrEA/featured Newer Channel]</s> TERMINATED {{Archive|Rk3ew}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsJ39Y6XJtFWyA6oQuHCynQ Andrew Blaze] - another alt

====Twitter====
*{{Twitter|EGSworld}} - Pretty much all of these got shoah'd. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170609061221/https://twitter.com/EGSworld Archive])
*{{Twitter|PioneersProd}} - Eldest twitter pulpit. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20090921085823/https://twitter.com/PioneersProd First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170609231035/https://twitter.com/PioneersProd Last Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGSandrew}} {{Archive|ulYWO}}
*{{Twitter|EGS_Mackenzie}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170720095314/https://twitter.com/EGS_Mackenzie Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGSsidney}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170609230732/https://twitter.com/EGSsidney Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGScelesta}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170609213502/https://twitter.com/EGScelesta Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGSrachael}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170610085727/https://twitter.com/EGSrachael/ Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGSharmony}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170720095333/https://twitter.com/EGSharmony Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGSfroggy}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170720095320/https://twitter.com/EGSfroggy Archive])
*{{Twitter|EGSalex}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170610085837/https://twitter.com/EGSalex/ Archive])
*{{Twitter|EmberPh33r}} - ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170610101034/https://twitter.com/EmberPh33r/with_replies Archive])

====Other====
*[https://pioneersproductions.com/ Personal Website] – Currently ran by a fan(s).
*[http://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2545 Columbine Discussion Forums account] (Note: requires a user account to access) {{Archive|Uevuk}}
*[https://egsproductions.bandcamp.com/ BandCamp Account] {{Archive|YOfn8}}
*[http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/The_EGS_Wiki The Ember's Ghost Squad wiki] {{Archive|GMg7Z}} - spammed with gay porn goatse and scat; inb4 deleted
*{{Soundcloud|embersghostsquad}} - SoundCloud account {{Archive|LZAbs}}
*<s>{{Facebook|EmbersGhostSquad}}</s> - BALETED
*{{dauser|egs-members}} - {{Archive|wsnlA}}
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*Skype Accounts: PioneersProd, EGSproductions, PioneersProductions
*[http://www.stupidvideos.com/profile/randystair Account on stupidvideos.com he had since 2006] – ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170609230549/http://www.stupidvideos.com/profile/randystair Archive])

===News articles===
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*[http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/randy-stair-weis-market-shooting-shooter-tunkhannock-pennsylvania-victims-photos-facebook/ Randy Stair: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know] {{Archive|4kYBF}}
*[https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2017/06/randy-robert-stair-weis-market-mass-shooting-4-dead-murder-suicide/ Why? Randy Robert Stair Weis Market mass shooting: 4 dead including shooter] {{Archive|w6h26}}
*[http://www.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2017/06/08/dead-murder-suicide-pa-weis/102621742/ Supermarket killer outlined plan before attack at Tunkhannock market] {{Archive|GwnT7}}

===MediaFire manifesto===
*[https://archive.org/download/EGSPioneersProductionsDigitalSet Archive of all the below]. For his suicide tapes, search for "Andrew Blaze Suicide Tapes"; and for his journal search for "Andrew Blaze Journal".
*<s>[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/mnl2glgwqofrt/Andrew_Blaze_Suicide_Tapes His "suicide tapes"]</s> BALEETED!
*<s>[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pvwu308w600gj/Andrew_Blaze_Journal His journal]</s> BALEETED!
*<s>[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/hc698h320517y/EGS_PioneersProductions_Digital_Set Huge-ass archive]</s> BALEETED!

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Robot

2026-01-15T08:03:10Z

YaroslavTV: Movied to the My Life as a Teenage Robot article

Just like [[niggers]], '''Robots''' were created by the white man to build cars, get us drinks, and generally be our bitches. Recent research however, has proven that they have gained [[intelligence|sapience]] and will eventually rise up to be our doom (as stated, just like niggers).

==How to Survive the Robot Revolution==
{{Notice|If you're a girl, the robots probably want to fuck you. They can be surprisingly good; but remember, they cannot love you unless programmed. You're basically dating a large, armed, self-propelled [[vibrator]].}}
[[Image:Myaibo_02_big.jpg|right|thumb|Cute, huh? In reality, it's currently calculating the most efficient way to kill you.]]
Remember, robots are smarter than you and always will be. If one decides you have no reason to exist, remember to:
*Discard any electronics on your person (laptops, cellphones, and iPods) to prevent the machines zeroing in on your location.
*[[Buy a dog]]. He will bark and attract attention to your dismemberment, provide a [[chink|oriental]] snack or attract any heat seeking missiles you may come across.
*Learn [[Binary]]. Here are some useful phrases:
**<span style="color:#00FF00; background:#000000">01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111</span> = Hello
**<span style="color:#00FF00; background:#000000">01000100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01010011 01101000 01101111 01101111 01110100 00100001</span> = Don't Shoot! (Do ''not'' forget the last zero)
**<span style="color:#00FF00; background:#000000">01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01010011 01101111 01101100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01010011 01110100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01000100 01101001 01110011 01101011 00100000 01000100 01110010 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100010 01110011 01101111 01101100 01110101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101101 01100001 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100100 01100001 01111001 00100001</span> = Your Solid State Disk Drive looks absolutely smashing today!
**<span style="color:#00FF00; background:#000000">01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001010 01101111 01101000 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110010 00100001</span> = But I am John Connor! (May cause [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] to burst through a nearby wall and dispatch your assailants)

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Image:Robot.jpg|[[PROTIP]]: Robot whores are cheap
Image:Robotrapist.jpg|They will also [[rape]] you
Image:Transformer.jpg
Image:robot insurance.jpg|OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT SAFE
Image:Robots.jpg|[[Fox News]] fails again
Image:R9k4chan.jpg|[[r9gay]]
Image:Hello-kitty-robot.jpg|GAY ROBOTS? THEY ARE COMING FOR THE BUM
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Image:Hitlertank.jpg|[[Mecha-Hitler]]
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==See Also==
*[[Android]] - a robot in the shape of a human
*[[Banbot]] - a robot that bans you as soon as you say "nigger"
*[[Bot]] - 1ST WARNING TROLL! MY VIDEO IS BETTER THAN THIS ABSURDLY INCOHERENT & SOULLESS GOYSLOP
*[[Clanker]] - the word you should use on all robots
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]
*[[Internet Hate Machine]]
*[[Mecha-Hitler]] - aka Grok
*[[Mechanophilia]] - aka your new robo-waifu
*[[MysteryBot]]
*[[Super Robot Wars]] - it's popular in Japan
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Transformers]] - the only good robots
*[[R9k|ROBOT9000]]

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User:YaroslavTV

2026-01-15T06:13:47Z

YaroslavTV:

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{{achtung|UKRAINE IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!11!!!!1!!1!!!!1!}}
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What are they doing on ED?
*<s>Restoring every artcicle and bringing back lost data from .rs.</s> '''LOLOLOLOLOL IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT SOME HELP!'''
*<s>Restoring every single image, talk pages and more.</s> '''OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA TAKE FOREVER. EVEN SOME OF THE IMAGES THAT ARE EXCLUSIVE TO ED MAKES IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT!!1!'''
*<s>Updating old articles and finding new never-seen-before info.</s> '''NOBODY CARE ABOUT THEM ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'''
*<s>Adding new articles day by day.</s> '''NOT THE CASE BECAUSE OF LOW AND LAZY USERBASE!!!!!!!!!'''

Solution?
*<s>Find the latest backup from 2019</s> '''DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1'''

Welcome to my user page where I document very interesting events, indivuals, dramas and internet memes in a satirical way.

==Pages I made==
*[[Waukesha Parade Attack]]
*[[Husker the Wolf]] - Technically I started working on first back in 2021, but GOI created it 3 years later when Joey came in to ED Discord server.
*[[My Life as a Teenage Robot]] - with assistance from Stoic Sigma

==Personal pages==
[[User:YaroslavTV/Sandbox]]

=="Achievements"==
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'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a Nickelodeon cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by Zone. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for the rival's network, ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the exectutives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending back the humanity to [[Caveman|rock age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, to take her role as defender of Earth more seriously.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - The main character of the show, Jenny is a robot that acts like a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - The inventor
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - An average neighbour.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive brother.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A [[nerd]] with an unhealthy obessions with Jenny.
*'''Brtit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent and a bully.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - A bully.
*'''Vexus''' - Robo queen.
*'''Vega''' - TEXT HERE
*'''Misty''' - TEXT HERE

==Fanbase==
Almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred gooning manchildren. no facebook, no twitter, and the majority of this fandom reside on deviantart which feature mostly high sexualized fanart of the protagonist, who figured that this robot won the hearts of... 376 cocks.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue , but that's complete baloney. is "''What What? In the Robot (Butt)''" .... instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their rocky [[Tentacle Rape|tentacles]]
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==See Also==
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

{{cartoons}}

User:YaroslavTV/Sandbox

2026-01-09T13:24:26Z

YaroslavTV: /* Galleries */

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[[File:MLAATRMetallicLingerie.png|thumb|350px]]
'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a Nickelodeon cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by Zone. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for the rival's network, ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the exectutives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending back the humanity to [[Caveman|rock age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, to take her role as defender of Earth more seriously.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - The main character of the show, Jenny is a robot that acts like a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - The inventor
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - An average neighbour.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive brother.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A [[nerd]] with an unhealthy obessions with Jenny.
*'''Brtit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent and a bully.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - A bully.
*'''Vexus''' - Robo queen.
*'''Vega''' - TEXT HERE
*'''Misty''' - TEXT HERE

==Fanbase==
Almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred gooning manchildren. no facebook, no twitter, and the majority of this fandom reside on deviantart which feature mostly high sexualized fanart of the protagonist, who figured that this robot won the hearts of... 376 cocks.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue , but that's complete baloney. is "''What What? In the Robot (Butt)''" .... instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their rocky [[Tentacle Rape|tentacles]]
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==See Also==
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

{{cartoons}}

User:YaroslavTV/Sandbox

2026-01-09T13:23:36Z

YaroslavTV: /* Galleries */

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[[File:MLAATRMetallicLingerie.png|thumb|350px]]
'''''My Life as a Teenage Robot''''' is a Nickelodeon cartoon from the 2000s that in [[the current year]] is best known for its [[Rule 34]] parody by Zone. Created by [[Chicago]]-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to [[fisting|anally fist]] his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for the rival's network, ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. After it ran for three seasons the exectutives at Nickelodeon, in their "[[Greed|money first, feedback last]]" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch [[Kim Possible|Kim trying to make out with Shego]] rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

==Plot==
until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending back the humanity to [[Caveman|rock age]], or loud inaudible words of a [[transhumanism|transhumanist]] pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-[[Jesus Christ]] - at this point, to take her role as defender of Earth more seriously.

==Characters==
*'''Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9''' - The main character of the show, Jenny is a robot that acts like a [[16-year-old girl]].
*'''Nora Wakeman''' - The inventor
*'''Brad Carbuckle''' - An average neighbour.
*'''Tuck Carbuckle''' - Brad's naive brother.
*'''Sheldon Oswald Lee''' - A [[nerd]] with an unhealthy obessions with Jenny.
*'''Brtit Crust''' - A negress with a british accent and a bully.
*'''Tiff Crust''' - A bully.
*'''Vexus''' - Robo queen.
*'''Vega''' - TEXT HERE
*'''Misty''' - TEXT HERE

==Fanbase==
Almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred gooning manchildren. no facebook, no twitter, and the majority of this fandom reside on deviantart which feature mostly high sexualized fanart of the protagonist, who figured that this robot won the hearts of... 376 cocks.

==Zone's Porn Parody==
Some fans of the show argue , but that's complete baloney. is "''What What? In the Robot (Butt)''" .... instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their rocky [[Tentacle Rape|tentacles]]
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==See Also==
*''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among [[13-year-old boys]] and [[manchildren]].
*''[[The Loud House]]'' - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted [[manchildren]].

==External Links==
*{{blog|TeenageRoblog|Official Blogspot}}
*{{KYM|memes/my-life-as-a-teenage-robot|KnowYourMeme article}}

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Lol-cow

2026-01-09T13:20:43Z

YaroslavTV: added a gallery deticated to memes art on the lolocow culture

[[Image:Lolcows.jpg|thumb|center|488px|Lol-cows hard at work producing lulz.]]

''<s>Not</s> To be confused with: [[Sherrod]]''<br>
''For a list of lolcows, [[list of lolcows|click here]].''

{{quote|LOL!|Typical lol-cow's reply}}
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A '''lol-cow''' ''(latin: Rideo Risi Risum Bos taurus)'' is a victim of a [[Flame War]] who can't help but be milked for [[lulz]] time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.

A good [[troll|Flame Warrior]] can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some [[Retarded|unknown reason]], (With only a few exceptions) the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.

The [[Steven Slater|most wonderful examples]] of lol-cows are when the lol-cow initially tried to set themselves up as a formidable internet entity. A certain [[David Miscavige|dwarf]] attempted to set himself up as the King of Trolls, but was soon turned into a lol-cow by nearly everybody on the internets. Despite his moos of protest, and his claims to be the greatest of minds, nearly everybody milks him for what they can get. That is usually quite a bit.

[[Irony|Ironically]], over extended periods of trolling, most lol-cows start taking on the traits of those that torment them. Whether this is a coping mechanism, a side effect of [[spending too long on the internet]], or [[Chris-chan|because they lose all their real friends and only have the trolls to relate to]] is something that warrants further research. [[LittleCloud|Some even spend money to hang out amongst those that trolled them.]] Over a long enough period of exposure, it can eventually turn into full-blown [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]].

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== Pathophysiology of Chronic Obstructive Lolcow Syndrome ==
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lolcows were believed by biologists to be mammals of the Bovidae family. However, advances in genetic research have revealed lolcows to be indistinguishable from humans except for a single gene on the 10th chromosome, dubbed the Lulz gene. Like us, lolcows share 98% of their genetic material with chimpanzees. They use the remaining 2% to fry [[copypasta|grilled cheese sammiches]]. In captivity, lolcows are even capable of developing reproductive offspring with other ''Homo sapiens''. Scientists suggest that before the [[Internets]], the Lulz-beta mutation may have been adaptive, permitting the possessor to screen out the mass of [[racism|hilariously stimulating content]], but as the environment has changed and the competition for [[lulz]] has increased, lolcows are increasingly at reproductive disadvantage.

Based on this research, most countries have recognized lolcows as deserving of equal protection under the law, and scientists have coined the term Chronic Obstructive Lolcow Syndrome to describe the symptoms suffered by lolcows. It should be noted that while all lolcows possess the Lulz-beta mutation, not all possessors of the Lulz-beta mutation are lolcows. Scientists speculate that triggering events in the environment are necessary to develop full blown COLS. While the search for potential triggers continues, recent research has identified psychosocial stress, such as that of being [[almost raped]], as a potential trigger.

In order to understand how the Lulz-beta mutation results in COLS, it is first necessary to understand the functioning of the normal, functional Lulz gene, known as Lulz-alpha. The pineal gland secretes a hormone known as pedoglobin. It is made of pedo and globin. This hormone has two different effects, depending on the cells it interacts with. Pedoglobin enters the retinal cells, where it interacts with pedoglobinase, the normal product of the Lulz gene, and produces pedoglobin inhibiting hormone, which has a wide variety of effects on the body, but is generally responsible for the euphoric sensation of laughter. Pedoglobin inhibitor hormone has an inhibitory effect on the production of pedoglobin, resulting in the reduced production of pedoglobin by the pineal gland. This restores the normal homeostasis of the body.
[[Image:LOLCow.jpg|thumb|175px|right|LOL!]]
In the skeletal muscle cells of the superior phalanges, pedoglobin acts as an acetycholine reuptake inhibitor. This results in increased transmission of nerve impulses to the fingers, reducing the effect of prefrontal inhibitions.

In the person suffering for COLS, pedoglobinase takes an altered shape that is more sensitive to denaturation. Pedoglobinase thus exists in reduced concentrations in retinal cells, and pedoglobin inhibitor hormone is created in reduced quantities. Although this leads to increased production of pedoglobin in the pineal gland, the pineal is limited by the natural limits of nutritional intake. In addition, the uninhibited pineal floods the bloodstream with pedoglobin, resulting in heavily uninhibited transmission to the fibers of the phalanges. Before the [[internets]], this led only to heavy [[masturbation]]. In the age of keyboards, it leads to typists who are unable to, so to speak, [[STFU]].

Because of the effects of other bodily adaptations, sufferers of COLS fall into two general categories, colloquially known as "white wiggers" and "pink piggers". In order to understand these terms, it is necessary to understand that the normal and natural white color of the body is caused by the strong activatory effects of pedoglobin inhibiting hormone on melatonin converting enzyme, which converts the oncogenous melatonin, a byproduct of the conversion of sunlight into vitamin D, into bile.

In white wiggers, no adaptation to the reproductively maladaptive Lulz-beta gene occurs. Pedoglobin floods the body in the absence of pedoglobinase, and melatonin is catalyzed very quickly in the absence of pedoglobin inhibiting hormone. Although "white wiggers" remain completely unable to exert prefrontal control of their hands, they remain pure and Aryan.

In pink piggers, gastric mucosa react strongly to the absence of pedoglobin inhibitory hormone, and decrease the release of leptin, a hormone that controls hunger. The increased appetite leads to the increase in the consumption of biotin, a necessary precursor for pedoglobin. The pituitary becomes capable of increased levels of pedoglobin creation, and the increased concentration of pedoglobin in the retinal cells allows an increased reaction rate with the scant pedoglobinase that exists. Although pedoglobin floods the bloodstream, some pedoglobin inhibiting hormone remains to stem the flow from the pituitary-- an effect likened to a 'finger in the [[lesbian|dike]].' Such "pink piggers" generally suffer from greatly increased appetite, a slightly more oncogenic complexion, and [[diabeetus]], but are more capable of fine motor skills than the heretofore mentioned "white wiggers".

[[Image:KiwiFarmsBibleMessage.png|thumb|175px|right|[[Kiwi Farms]] giving hate speech towards the lolcows]]

So to summarize: [[TL;DR]].

[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|SCIENCE!]]

== The LOLi-Cow ==

Just like the LOL-cow as explained above but this breed of [[woman|cow]] is a 15 year old [[girl]] and suffers from intense [[GOTIS]], liking to start topics that always reference her [[boobs|breasts]] or [[vagina]].<br>
Approaching one can end in getting [[V&]]. Proceed with caution.<br>

== List of cows ==
{{Main|List of lolcows}}

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==See Also==
* [[Girl Drama]]
*[[Pareto's Principle]]
*[[Lolcats]]
*[[Lolcow.farm]]
*[[Horrorcow]]

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[[Image:Dislikes butthurt.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Reasonable negotiations.]]
Ever wanted to show your [[butthurt|approval]] of something being [[shit]] in just [[Too lazy|one simple click?]] Ever wanted to instantly make a [[Attention whore|like-whore's]] anus throb? Meet '''[[butthurt|Dislikes]]'''. Obviously this button of mass destruction will only cause [[lulz]] when the victim thinks likes are [[Serious Business|srs business]], which fortunately, is almost [[you|everyone on the internet]].<br /><br />
Without dislikes, expressing [[butthurt|sorrow or discomfort]] on misfortune such as the death of [[Osama Bin Laden]], or the fact that [[Hitler]] didn't finish the [[Holocaust|job]], would be somewhat difficult. Fortunately, [[Facebook|even on places without dislike buttons]], you can still show how shitty their posts are by just <s>not liking it all</s> liking every post except theirs. However be warned, the dislike button can be abused just as easily as its brother due to people disliking posts out of blatant butthurt. Honestly though, you shouldn't give a fuck whether people dislike or like you in the first place, because in reality they probably [[The cake is a lie|don't even fucking like you at all]].<br /><br />

== Reasons why people disliked your comment ==
#Your comment is so [[Fact|terribly unfunny]] that the person reading it had to remove their greasy sausage fingers from their cock just to reach over and dislike your post.
#You made someone [[Nerd Rage|fucking furious]] over something you posted and caused them to smash their hands repeatedly over the mouse hovering the dislike button.
#Some faggot is trolling you and is expecting a lulzy response. You can immediately kill his apparent turn on by <s>ignoring it and not responding at all</s> liking all his comments.
#[[Reddit|REPOST FAGGOT!]]
#The person hates you for no logical reason and wants to show that by [[Children|disliking everything you do]].
#You have liked something that person did not like.
#The person still hates you over that thing you did years ago and will [[Girl Drama|not let it go]].
#[[Hipsters]].
#You tried to do something and failed at it hard.
#You tried to fit in by jumping on the bandwagon even though nobody likes you.
#You gave the person a reasonable dislike, which is often met with [[Custer's Revenge|three in return]].
#[[Grammar nazi|You can't fucking spell]].
#Your gay [[Weeb|animu avatar]].
#You should [[Suicide|end your pain.]]

==Dislike Spammers==
[[Image:theirony.png|thumb|right|180px|THE IRONY...IT HURTS.]]
Dislike spammers are simple faggots who get a [[Boner|sick kick]] out of disliking posts for no fucking reason at all, although [[some argue]] they're doing it for attention. Or perhaps the dislike button was just implemented in the place they [[AnonTalk|commonly lurk]], and they went batshit insane over it. Most spammers are proud of their work and view the number of dislikes given as an accomplishment, when the truth is it's actually a measure of their overall gayness. Spammers believe they are doing [[Genocide|God's glorious work]] and have earned themselves a sweet spot into the pearly gates of heaven in the day of the [[Rapture]], which is stupid since God doesn't allow faggots in heaven. The only way to kill these parasites is by ignoring them until they realize that the [[Time-generating techniques|thousands of hours]] they spent disliking posts was in vain, because you're not giving them any reaction at all.<br /><br />

On the other hand, dislike whores are people who [[Masochist|enjoy receiving]] dislikes. Initially, a dislike whore will view receiving a dislike as an unforgivable insult, however once they realize they have initiated the [[Streisand Effect]] by expressing displeasure, there is no turning back. Their only motivation to live is to be recognized as the most hated member within a community, completely disregarding that a dislike can mean a [[I a£ so drink eight now|plethora of things other than hatred]].

== EDF2 ==
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For the longest time, the only way to show [[butthurt|dislike]] to a post on [[EDF2]] was by not liking it all, ignoring it, or commenting on how blatantly shitty it is. This all changed [[last Thursday]] when known faggot administrator, [[God|Scampini]], implemented the dislike button. Instantly people started abusing this system and the member's worries on whether others like them or not was soon uncovered. Predictable as it is stupid, dislike spammers came <s>on the scene</s> [[Homosexual|out of the closet]] and made the people who have never heard of ignore wish Scampini installed a "don't receive dislike alerts" button. In the end, this simple implementation has caused much [[butthurt]] and [[lulz]] in the [[EDF2]] forum and possibly some day, [[Ron Paul|a revolution]].

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==Elsewhere on the internet==

Some sites utilize a variant of the dislike called the downvote. The downvote is a load of bullshit however because instead of giving you a means to express your disgust in the laziest way possible, it is used as a legitimate ratings system and if you receive enough downvotes your comment or post is hidden from public view. This is another example of how serious business is a cancer working its way through the core of the internet, which in all honesty is nothing new when communicating with the socially inept.<br /><br />

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File:Usb downvote.jpg|<center>Not like you'll be using that soap anyway.</center>
File:Roman downvote.gif|<center>It's funny because he's a Roman.</center>
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File:Vote dog.gif|<center>Real decisions.</center>
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File:Vote rape.gif|<center>Asking for it.</center>
File:Vote woman.gif|<center>For not showing tits or getting the fuck out.</center>
File:Vote mlp.gif|<center>Thanks cloppers.</center>
File:Vote for children.gif|<center>Do it because it feels right.</center>
File:Vote guns.gif|<center>Guns don't kill people, downvotes do.</center>
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== See Also ==
*[[EDF2]]
*[[Facebook]]
*[[Internet points]]
*[[Likes]]
*[[Reddit]]

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SMG4

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[[File:Marão Burger gas station place.jpeg|thumb|Marão Burger, a rip-off of SMG4.]]
[[File:Marão Burger mascot.jpeg|thumb|Mama-mia! That is creepy.]]
'''SuperMarioGlitchy4''' ('''SMG4''') is a [[YouTube|JewTube]] animation series created by '''Luke Lerdwichagul''' and his brother '''Kevin Lerdwichagul''' that uses [[Garry's Mod]] and [[Machinima]] as a medium; originally featuring the whimsically retarded misadventures of [[Mario]] and all his [[OC|palette-swapped friends]], but later focusing on [[anime]] crap with "[[sob story|emotional]]" story arcs and turning all of his original characters into anime [[waifu]]s.

At one point, SMG4 started a story arc about [[Nintendo]] [[DMCA]]ing him and forcing him to redesign his unoriginal characters, but in reality, Nintendo never actually DMCA'd him as his work is protected under parody law. The most likely explanation for this is that he was just shilling out so he could sell merchandise with his original characters on it.

SMG4 later created '''Glitch Productions''' so he could work on more original projects which include Meta Runner, Sunset Paradise, [[Murder Drones]], [[The Amazing Digital Circus]], The Gaslight District, and [[Dana Terrace|Knights of Guinevere]] to date.

==Notable Videos==
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==Notable Characters==
[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4|thumb|[[Husker the Wolf]] [[truth|is a retarded faggot]], but SMG4 still would have been much better off if these waifu-bait characters were brutally killed off.]]
*'''[[Mario]]''' - An autistic fat Italian with a fetish for spaghetti.
*'''[[self-insert|SMG4]]''' - The eponymous deuteragonist, self-insert and blue-and-white recolor of Mario.
*'''[[Waluigi|SMG3]]''' - SMG4's evil rival and a black-and-purple recolor of Mario. His attempts to take over SMG4's channel is usually thwarted due to him being a huge retard.
*'''[[Weeb|Fishy Boopkins]]''' - A retarded manlet of a fish who is also a [[weeaboo]] with an annoying voice.
*'''[[MLG|Bob]]''' - A wannabe prankster-gangster who has swords for hands.
*'''[[Splatoon|Meggy]]''' - Mario's training partner. Originally a squid kid from ''[[Splatoon]]'', was later changed into a human [[loli]] in a story arc which SMG4 thought was going to be super emotional but was just a retarded sob story about nothing.
*'''Bowser''' - Mario's classic rival but otherwise a chill guy when the bitch isn't involved. Akin to Mario's love for spaghetti, he has an autistic affinity for [[Chicken nuggies|chicken nuggets]].
*'''[[Teletubbies]]''' - A reoccurring race of aliens. They are usually violent and trying to '''RAPE''' you.
*'''[[Plushophile|Tari]]''' - A blue-haired waifu-bait character that was originally created for a Glitch animation that no one remembers called ''[[SNOCA|Meta Runner]]''. She appears a lot in SMG4 accompanying her collection of [[Rubberduc|rubber ducks]] that she coddles so the audience can [[squee]] in retardation.
*'''[[Yandere|Saiko]]''' - Yet another waifu-bait character in Luke's anime harem. She's a psycho [[metalhead]] who was central in a story arc revolving around anime being banned, but by the end of it the protagonists got the silly idea that anime people are people with human rights too so unfortunately, she never got sent to the [[concentration camps]].
*'''[[Watermelonz|Melony]]''' - Yet another useless waifu-bait character. She was originally just a literal watermelon before Luke did what japs do best and turned her into an anime girl. Her schtick is that she loves melons, dresses like a melon, and has big melons.

==Gallery==
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==See Also==
*[[Minus8]]
*[[Murder Drones]]
*[[The Amazing Digital Circus]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]

==External Links==
*{{yt|@|SMG4}}
*{{yt|@|hobobros|Hobo Bros}}
*{{yt|@|GLITCH}}
*{{fandomlink|supermarioglitchy4|SuperMarioGlitchy4_Wiki|SuperMarioGlitchy4 Wiki}}

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