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2024-07-22T07:02:42Z

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Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!

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2024-07-22T07:02:20Z

WritingSnowman:

'''''I was senior editor on

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'''''before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!

Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!

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2024-07-22T07:01:54Z

WritingSnowman:

'''''I was senior editor on

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'''''before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!

Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!

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2024-07-22T07:01:39Z

WritingSnowman:

'''''I was senior editor on

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'''''before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!

Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!

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2024-07-22T07:01:16Z

WritingSnowman:

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'''''before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!

Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!

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Communism

2024-07-22T06:54:47Z

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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]

'''Cummunism''' is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who's computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by "free" means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money.
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume ''Das Kapital'', which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren't going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named ''[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]''. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin' the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (''Soviet'' is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of "real" communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].

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==Theory==
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960's Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism's insidious plot to push Marxism on America's children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]

[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]

Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].

[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven't [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.

Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] > [[women]] > [[Asians]] > [[Jews]] > <s>niggers</s> [[niggers|African comrades]] > [[fags]] > [[Scientologists]] > [[Juggalos]] > [[furries]] > [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] > [[Scottish]] People > The welsh > The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.

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===The Crucible===
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism

The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]

===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus "Derp" Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn't step on a picture of Jesus.

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===The Communist Smurfs===
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.

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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]

Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors:
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem "unintellectual". And they'll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.
#Finally, and ultimately, the "teenage" communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves "citizens of the world".
 
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.

== Trolling commies ==
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can't. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.

Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):

If I DON'T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON'T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don't defend it. (ontological argument). 
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) 
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur) 
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) 

And they can't because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn't know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?

to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.

Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, '''{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}''' ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).

==Famous Last Words==
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It's communism time!]] ]]
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]



[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin' With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game ''Monopoly''. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for "re-education". The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: '[[I did it for the lulz]]'.

==History and Leadership==

{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}
 
[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone's favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]

Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe "Endless Summer Nights". In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don't Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn't been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from ''Happy Days'' straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].

==Sexual Practice==
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.

==The Typical Communist==

The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents' money. He doesn't trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let's not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he's sucking capitalism's cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]

Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be "well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11", usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx's, Engels', Lenin's and Stalin's cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.

[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is <s>usually</s> to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.

==Benefits==
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.
#A society without [[cocktease]]
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music

==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==
 
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you're downloading Communism.
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you're programming Communism.
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America's Communist Party.
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u!
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.
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File:CommieMassMurderer.jpg
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File:CommunismIsJudaism.jpg
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia
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File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in ''James Bond'': Fuck it, I quit.]]
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists <3 [[cat]]s.
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it's everywhere!
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.
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File:Capitalismcommunismfascism.png
File:Politicalcensorship.jpg
File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin
File:ComCapNat.jpg
File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger
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File:Harry Is Communist.png
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==Famous Communists==

[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[Hepkitten]]
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}
*[[Lenincat]]
*[[Lmao Zedong]]
*[[Pol Pot]]
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]
*[[Hugo Chavez]]

==See Also==
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]
*[[Anonymous Borg]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Cultural Marxism]]
*[[Hivemind]]
*[[Homefront]]
*[[Leftard]]
*[[Linux]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[[Socialist]]
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]
*[[Social Justice]]
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[Xynta]]
*[[Zapatistas]]
*[[Palestine]]
*[[Carlos Latuff]]
*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]

==External Links==
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*<s>[http://www.acp.forumwise.com/ America's Communist Party]</s> - LOL, GOATSE'D
*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]
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*[https://indymedia.org/ Independent Media Center]
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User talk:XXBlackburnXx

2024-07-22T06:53:27Z

WritingSnowman: XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80 THANX FOR THE MEMORIES -DOLORES * BOB HOPE APPROVED!

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XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80

{{lolcow}}

{{ClusterBomb}}

== Dude fucked up wikialpha.org, no matter if it comes back, he fucked it up! OFFICIAL WMF GARBAGE COLLECTOR... like justine anthony KRAPP (koafv) has 1000000000000000000000000 edits, but all are reverts spam or gambling UTMOST BS!!! ==

some are legitimate gambling sites!

ALSO CAT, DDEAD:

https://web.archive.org/web/20240618230327/https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_cat

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

User:Jimbo Wales

2024-07-22T06:50:49Z

WritingSnowman: {{sock|Antandrus}} of course!thanx tenfold edged sword!

'''''FOREVER N EVER{{banned}} BANNED!!!

'''''THE FOREVER WIKIBUTTHURT: meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx
{{sock|Antandrus}}

{{banned|being Antandrus}} ''''' ANTANDRUS (REAL NAME DAVID)<ref>archive.is/k1iQk#selection-16081.0-16081.80</ref> THE CAREER RAPIST AND STALKER IS BEST GAY FUCK JEWBO (WIKI KING NOTHING) EVER HAD!!!

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

User talk:Cat

2024-07-22T06:03:48Z

WritingSnowman: /* Halle_synagogue_shooting BITCH STOP VANDALIZING! */

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80

[[XXBlackburnXx.jpg]]

== XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash::https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439 ==

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash::https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

== HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg ==

HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg

== [[antandrus]] v0mit with XXBlacknburnXx booty buddies MATEJ SUCHANEK like jan.Kamenicek, beeswaxcandle, martin Urbanec triumvirate of czech broken kondoms agree proper word formation is PIANOROLL!!!https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Pianolist&diff=prev&oldid=888239544 ==

[[antandrus]]

== '''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==

'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

== Halle_synagogue_shooting BITCH STOP VANDALIZING! ==

GO FUCK YOURSELF XXBlackburnXx!

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Halle_synagogue_shooting&diff=prev&oldid=1876591

XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80

User:GARAGE

2024-07-22T06:02:45Z

WritingSnowman: Undo revision 1876931 by Cat (talk)when u aollow this wikipedia spy tio do this shit, endramatica.gay will only lose membership=-XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%

[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|center|[[Goofy time|YO - IT'S GARAGE TIME, BITCH!!!]] ]]

'''''I was into lulz but only when info was historically correct and as I tried to correct it...

User:WritingSnowman/Wikialpha.org

2024-07-22T06:01:54Z

WritingSnowman: Created page with "medium.com/@seoanddigitalmarketer/wikialpha-org-page-create-and-approved-for-your-personal-profile-company-7bbc0cecadb6"

medium.com/@seoanddigitalmarketer/wikialpha-org-page-create-and-approved-for-your-personal-profile-company-7bbc0cecadb6

User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox

2024-07-22T05:57:50Z

WritingSnowman: O YEA,WMF FAGGOT MAGGOT MADEMY 2024 AND THEN SOME...XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80

{{UserSandbox}}

==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==

XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80

'''''WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA'S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:

== '''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==

[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]

encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:

web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527

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web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx

Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses
shitting

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&diff=prev&oldid=1874860

on our pages!!!

[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==

"DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL" https://archive.is/jdQpA

https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&action=history&offset=&limit=1500

User talk:Cat

2024-07-22T05:56:35Z

WritingSnowman: Undo revision 1876926 by Cat (talk)

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}

XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80

[[XXBlackburnXx.jpg]]

== XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash::https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439 ==

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash::https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead https://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

== HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg ==

HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg

== [[antandrus]] v0mit with XXBlacknburnXx booty buddies MATEJ SUCHANEK like jan.Kamenicek, beeswaxcandle, martin Urbanec triumvirate of czech broken kondoms agree proper word formation is PIANOROLL!!!https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Pianolist&diff=prev&oldid=888239544 ==

[[antandrus]]

== '''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==

'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

== Halle_synagogue_shooting BITCH STOP VANDALIZING! ==

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Halle_synagogue_shooting&diff=prev&oldid=1876591

User:Cat

2024-07-22T05:56:11Z

WritingSnowman: Undo revision 1876925 by Cat (talk)i was part of wikialpha.org before this insane drunk (real antandrus) fucked up my fine site!

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT) en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx
mtarch11 broken dego condom reject thinks he "deleted" the truth.. wow only adds more of wikipedia's utmost stupidity to make my days: Yup 157 year old trap got infusion and essense of mud n shyt
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
{{banplz}}
{{bancakes}}
'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

{{banned|being antandrus}}
{{banned|being Jimbo_Wales}} AKA JEWBO

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]
HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

Bureaucratic Fuck

2024-07-21T09:22:57Z

WritingSnowman: /* Bbb23 */

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those with the [[maturity]] and life skills to pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And this is what they do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'' ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

=== Bsadowski1 ===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

===Gamaliel===
[[Image:Gamaliel.jpg|right|thumb|proby got even fatter since this was taken]]
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob '''{{wpul|Gamaliel}}''' Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
{{squote|I wrote the book of love. Really.|[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gamaliel&oldid=2430787]}}
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rex071404/Evidence#Attacks_on_Gamaliel|}}''' It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would [[queef|protect]] him. Right from the '''{{wptl|Gamaliel/Archive_1|first archive}}''' of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

*Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker [https://www.prouty.org/mcadams/ John McAdams], despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [https://www.kennedysandking.com/john-f-kennedy-articles/john-mcadams-and-the-siege-of-chicago-part-2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like [[Michael Savage]], or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
*Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt [[SlimVirgin]] and tinyfuck [[Chip Berlet]] in disputes over [[Lyndon LaRouche]], [http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Fletcher Prouty] '''{{archive|iSSWY}}''', and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to [[Daniel Brandt]] over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
*Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/'''{{blog|goethean|crackpot}}''' Scott '''{{wpul|Goethean}}''' Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's ''in love'', with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie '''{{wikilink|Ken_Wilber|Ken Wilber}}'''. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
*Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2015-03-11/In_the_media#Gamergate.3B_a_Wiki_hoax.3B_Kanye_West|}}'''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=718046996#Arbitration_motion_restricting_Gamaliel]'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate|}}''' Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:General_sanctions/Gamergate|"general sanctions"}}''' page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
*EXTREME Lulzy: Rob '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/Gamaliel/Statement|ran for Arbcom}}''' in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2015#Results|won by a hair}}'''. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|ugliest arbitrations in history}}'''. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
*Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's [[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
{{squote|"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)" }}

*[[Last Thursday]], Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|humiliating ArbCom case}}''' which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
James Heilman, known under the alias Doc James, is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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Bureaucratic Fuck

2024-07-21T09:21:52Z

WritingSnowman: /* Bsadowski1 */

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those with the [[maturity]] and life skills to pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And this is what they do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'' ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude ass who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

=== Bsadowski1 ===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

===Gamaliel===
[[Image:Gamaliel.jpg|right|thumb|proby got even fatter since this was taken]]
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob '''{{wpul|Gamaliel}}''' Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
{{squote|I wrote the book of love. Really.|[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gamaliel&oldid=2430787]}}
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rex071404/Evidence#Attacks_on_Gamaliel|}}''' It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would [[queef|protect]] him. Right from the '''{{wptl|Gamaliel/Archive_1|first archive}}''' of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

*Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker [https://www.prouty.org/mcadams/ John McAdams], despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [https://www.kennedysandking.com/john-f-kennedy-articles/john-mcadams-and-the-siege-of-chicago-part-2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like [[Michael Savage]], or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
*Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt [[SlimVirgin]] and tinyfuck [[Chip Berlet]] in disputes over [[Lyndon LaRouche]], [http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Fletcher Prouty] '''{{archive|iSSWY}}''', and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to [[Daniel Brandt]] over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
*Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/'''{{blog|goethean|crackpot}}''' Scott '''{{wpul|Goethean}}''' Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's ''in love'', with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie '''{{wikilink|Ken_Wilber|Ken Wilber}}'''. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
*Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2015-03-11/In_the_media#Gamergate.3B_a_Wiki_hoax.3B_Kanye_West|}}'''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=718046996#Arbitration_motion_restricting_Gamaliel]'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate|}}''' Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:General_sanctions/Gamergate|"general sanctions"}}''' page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
*EXTREME Lulzy: Rob '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/Gamaliel/Statement|ran for Arbcom}}''' in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2015#Results|won by a hair}}'''. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|ugliest arbitrations in history}}'''. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
*Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's [[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
{{squote|"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)" }}

*[[Last Thursday]], Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|humiliating ArbCom case}}''' which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
James Heilman, known under the alias Doc James, is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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Wikicide

2024-07-21T09:20:34Z

WritingSnowman: JAWOHL!

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'''Wikicide''', not to be confused with [[Wikibreak]], is when wikihomopedoidiots die from overedditing, war editting for years & killing correct info<ref>https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Boxing&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref> and blocking innocent good users<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Przemek_Rozestwinski</ref>. They "overwork" themsleves and poor wikibastards simply expire... (thank goodness) They leave nasty [[Wikipedia]] for lyfe, like [[srsly]]. Similar but not always identical phenomenas include:

* Request for removal of [[sysop]] status.
* Making a [[flounce|long, elaborate farewell statement]] on talk or userpage (see [[MONGO]] below or [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Miltopia&oldid=148859208 this]).
* [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Deletion of Userpage]].
* [[Kale|Permanently Blocking oneself]].
* [[OldDirtyBtard]]
* Posting your password to your userpage

== Notable Wikicides ==
This a wiki-addicts, wikipedoholics who *probably* thankfully are gone for good (unless they are back as [[sockpuppets]]).

;[[Wimmin|Girls]]:

* [[Alison]], was tired and [[bored]] of [[Internet drama|teh drahmaz]]; migrated to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|a much better place]] (see [http://web.archive.org/web/20100107101913/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Alliecat&diff=prev&oldid=1998075268 this]). Alison has since been soliciting about the dox about herself that she is no longer an admin on ED.ch [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=434017482 sauce]. Of course, she is back as [[User:Alliecat]] at ED.ch, but no bits this time.
* [[Katefan0]] who got outed by Daniel Brandt
* [[Phaedriel]] went the way of her unborn child and her bff, Katefan0 .
* [[Zoe]], a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a [[sock puppet]] by now.

;[[She-male]]s:

* [[Kelly Martin]], whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
* [[Krimpet]], fake-tits up and really quit
;[[Eunuch|Guys]]:
* [[Essjay]], quit after [[Jimmy Wales]] told him to [[gtfo]] after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
* [[Danny]] who tried to create his own Nirvana Island over at [[Veropedia]] so that he could play [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_%28U.S._TV_series%29 Survivor] there instead and keep on rowing back to the island no matter how many times he was voted off.
* [[Linuxbeak]] a sincere bureaucrat who got [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Linuxbeak trashed] by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Linuxbeak/Regarding_SlimVirgin,_etc. SlimVirgin, etc.] during the [[Amorrow]] / [[Blu Aardvark]] / Mistress Selina Kyle ([[Somey]]) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive104#Blu_Aardvark_and_Mistress_Selina_Kyle:_unblocking exile/fatwah-fest]. [[JarlaxleArtemis]] impersonating him on lots of wikis also contributed to it.
* [[NSLE]] came back as Chacor but later quit
* [[Curps]], punted after his User:Curpsbot misbehaved in front of the World
* [[Giggy]], almost gone after endless feuds with Grawp
* [[Jossi]], who resigned during during the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:ARBSCI#Jossi Scientology meltdown].
* [[FCYTravis]], AKA DiaperMan who finally did a death-by-diaper
* [[Jacknstock]], kinda like [[W.T. Snacks]].
* [[PMDrive1061]], got DOXed after excessive whining on [[Administrators' noticeboard]]

;Non-admins:

* [[Armed Blowfish]], whose RFA failed because she was hiding in the [[Torpark]]
* [[Chip Berlet]] left after he [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Chip_Berlet_(2nd_nomination) could not get his own WP BLP deleted]
* [[Isarig]], Israeli sockpuppeteer of some sort
* [[Jaranda]], world record holder for committing the most Wikicides before he finally succeeded.
* [[Badlydrawnjeff]] due to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_arbitration/Badlydrawnjeff#Leaving ArbCom butthurt] (and two failed RFA's)
* Urban Rose: pissed off [[recent changes patrol]] cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
* [[Azer Red]], fell on her sword after the untergang of her allies Zoe and the many-wikicided Sceptre
* [[Gary Kirk]], poisoned his dog [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi Blondi] then shot himself
* [[GlassBeadGame]], built up a rep and then poof-gone
* [[Morton Devonshire]], a troll who faded away
* [[PirateSmackK]], pathetic [[loser]] who fucked around on TOW for a month, conducting [[It was a social experiment|social experiments]] before getting [[b&]], had [[Wikipedia:User:Zvn|his main account]] and IP range butchered by [[Alison]]. Has completely left TOW and now lurks on ED.
* [[SPUI]] faded off into his own Special Person's Ultra Internet
* [[StarNeptune]] rode off into the edge of the Solar System
* [[Violet Blue]] faded off beyond the visible spetrum
* [[Fluttershy]] was actually a sockpuppet of Pickbothmanlol, but would have never been caught if he had not fucked with the [[GNAA]]

;Nosy addicts who always come back for more drama. They tend to be fake editors as well<nowiki>:</nowiki>

* [[SlimVirgin]], FloNight did the userpage deletion dramaz during the Linuxbeak [[Shit nobody cares about|dramaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive104#Disgust sauce] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:FloNight&oldid=55684296 FloNight's "totally flabbergasted" userpage ] SlimVirgin erased the history of her userpage to before late 2006 to hide their [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQxsuCiJJ8 TOW is mine, mine, all mine!] notions with an honorable mention for grandstanding from SOHPIA.
* [[LaraLove]], now Jennavecia, dramatically [[an hero|retires]] regularly, and was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ALaraLove&diff=208997297&oldid=208288607 brought out last] by her, {sniff sniff}, [[Samefag|best friend]].
* [[Rebecca]], joined TOW five years ago before his sex change and finally quit as administrator in 2009, but he's still active
* [[JzG]], (re)tired busybody and admin and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive297#Bullying_and_harassment_by_User:JzG still at it] after [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive281#JzG dramatic deletion of userpage]
* [[Sceptre]], Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
* Gator1, a Maine atty and WP admin who fled from the spotlight the moment ol' Daniel Brandt decided he do pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
* [[Oldwindybear]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Oldwindybear Set the record for shortest time as admin] before being caught as a sockpuppet. Came back as several easily-spotted sockpuppets.
* [[MONGO]], as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only [[fail|two days later]].
* [[Tony Sidaway]], got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.

== Examples of Wikicide ==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:MongoSayzGoodbye.png|MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for [[r@ygold]] again
Image:WikicideSamsara.png|Wikicides often include the [[blanking]] of previously busy, [[barnstar]]-filled pages with nil, or a "quit."
Image:Wikisuicideattempt.JPG|There may also be false claims of "[[Emo|battling depression]]" and having "[[Suicide|lost the battle]]"
Image:BenBurchTehSuck.jpg|Sometimes bitches like [[Violet Blue#On Wikipedia|Violet Blue]] accuse you of [[stalker|stalking]].
Image:WikiCide.png|Failing to show empathy for the hard working moderators.
Image:Burningmonk.jpg|Here is an example of *not* fake wikicide
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Wikistress]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*[[Flounce]]

==External Links==
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas|Don't feed the Divas]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Nothere&limit=1000 The Not Here Wikipedos]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Retired&limit=1000 The Retired Wikipedos]

{{Trolls}}
{{Wikipedia}}
{{wikis}}
[[Category:2006]]

Wikicide

2024-07-21T09:18:57Z

WritingSnowman:

{{finalsolutions}}

'''Wikicide''', not to be confused with [[Wikibreak]], is when wikihomopedoidiots die from overedditing, war editting for years & killing correct info<ref>https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Boxing&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref> and blocking innocent users. They "overwork" themsleves and they simply expire... (thank goodness) They leave nasty [[Wikipedia]] for lyfe, like [[srsly]]. Similar but not always identical phenomena include:

* Request for removal of [[sysop]] status.
* Making a [[flounce|long, elaborate farewell statement]] on talk or userpage (see [[MONGO]] below or [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Miltopia&oldid=148859208 this]).
* [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Deletion of Userpage]].
* [[Kale|Permanently Blocking oneself]].
* [[OldDirtyBtard]]
* Posting your password to your userpage

== Notable Wikicides ==
This a wiki-addicts, wikipedoholics who *probably* thankfully are gone for good (unless they are back as [[sockpuppets]]).

;[[Wimmin|Girls]]:

* [[Alison]], was tired and [[bored]] of [[Internet drama|teh drahmaz]]; migrated to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|a much better place]] (see [http://web.archive.org/web/20100107101913/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Alliecat&diff=prev&oldid=1998075268 this]). Alison has since been soliciting about the dox about herself that she is no longer an admin on ED.ch [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=434017482 sauce]. Of course, she is back as [[User:Alliecat]] at ED.ch, but no bits this time.
* [[Katefan0]] who got outed by Daniel Brandt
* [[Phaedriel]] went the way of her unborn child and her bff, Katefan0 .
* [[Zoe]], a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a [[sock puppet]] by now.

;[[She-male]]s:

* [[Kelly Martin]], whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
* [[Krimpet]], fake-tits up and really quit
;[[Eunuch|Guys]]:
* [[Essjay]], quit after [[Jimmy Wales]] told him to [[gtfo]] after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
* [[Danny]] who tried to create his own Nirvana Island over at [[Veropedia]] so that he could play [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_%28U.S._TV_series%29 Survivor] there instead and keep on rowing back to the island no matter how many times he was voted off.
* [[Linuxbeak]] a sincere bureaucrat who got [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Linuxbeak trashed] by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Linuxbeak/Regarding_SlimVirgin,_etc. SlimVirgin, etc.] during the [[Amorrow]] / [[Blu Aardvark]] / Mistress Selina Kyle ([[Somey]]) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive104#Blu_Aardvark_and_Mistress_Selina_Kyle:_unblocking exile/fatwah-fest]. [[JarlaxleArtemis]] impersonating him on lots of wikis also contributed to it.
* [[NSLE]] came back as Chacor but later quit
* [[Curps]], punted after his User:Curpsbot misbehaved in front of the World
* [[Giggy]], almost gone after endless feuds with Grawp
* [[Jossi]], who resigned during during the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:ARBSCI#Jossi Scientology meltdown].
* [[FCYTravis]], AKA DiaperMan who finally did a death-by-diaper
* [[Jacknstock]], kinda like [[W.T. Snacks]].
* [[PMDrive1061]], got DOXed after excessive whining on [[Administrators' noticeboard]]

;Non-admins:

* [[Armed Blowfish]], whose RFA failed because she was hiding in the [[Torpark]]
* [[Chip Berlet]] left after he [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Chip_Berlet_(2nd_nomination) could not get his own WP BLP deleted]
* [[Isarig]], Israeli sockpuppeteer of some sort
* [[Jaranda]], world record holder for committing the most Wikicides before he finally succeeded.
* [[Badlydrawnjeff]] due to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_arbitration/Badlydrawnjeff#Leaving ArbCom butthurt] (and two failed RFA's)
* Urban Rose: pissed off [[recent changes patrol]] cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
* [[Azer Red]], fell on her sword after the untergang of her allies Zoe and the many-wikicided Sceptre
* [[Gary Kirk]], poisoned his dog [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi Blondi] then shot himself
* [[GlassBeadGame]], built up a rep and then poof-gone
* [[Morton Devonshire]], a troll who faded away
* [[PirateSmackK]], pathetic [[loser]] who fucked around on TOW for a month, conducting [[It was a social experiment|social experiments]] before getting [[b&]], had [[Wikipedia:User:Zvn|his main account]] and IP range butchered by [[Alison]]. Has completely left TOW and now lurks on ED.
* [[SPUI]] faded off into his own Special Person's Ultra Internet
* [[StarNeptune]] rode off into the edge of the Solar System
* [[Violet Blue]] faded off beyond the visible spetrum
* [[Fluttershy]] was actually a sockpuppet of Pickbothmanlol, but would have never been caught if he had not fucked with the [[GNAA]]

;Nosy addicts who always come back for more drama. They tend to be fake editors as well<nowiki>:</nowiki>

* [[SlimVirgin]], FloNight did the userpage deletion dramaz during the Linuxbeak [[Shit nobody cares about|dramaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive104#Disgust sauce] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:FloNight&oldid=55684296 FloNight's "totally flabbergasted" userpage ] SlimVirgin erased the history of her userpage to before late 2006 to hide their [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQxsuCiJJ8 TOW is mine, mine, all mine!] notions with an honorable mention for grandstanding from SOHPIA.
* [[LaraLove]], now Jennavecia, dramatically [[an hero|retires]] regularly, and was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ALaraLove&diff=208997297&oldid=208288607 brought out last] by her, {sniff sniff}, [[Samefag|best friend]].
* [[Rebecca]], joined TOW five years ago before his sex change and finally quit as administrator in 2009, but he's still active
* [[JzG]], (re)tired busybody and admin and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive297#Bullying_and_harassment_by_User:JzG still at it] after [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive281#JzG dramatic deletion of userpage]
* [[Sceptre]], Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
* Gator1, a Maine atty and WP admin who fled from the spotlight the moment ol' Daniel Brandt decided he do pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
* [[Oldwindybear]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Oldwindybear Set the record for shortest time as admin] before being caught as a sockpuppet. Came back as several easily-spotted sockpuppets.
* [[MONGO]], as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only [[fail|two days later]].
* [[Tony Sidaway]], got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.

== Examples of Wikicide ==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:MongoSayzGoodbye.png|MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for [[r@ygold]] again
Image:WikicideSamsara.png|Wikicides often include the [[blanking]] of previously busy, [[barnstar]]-filled pages with nil, or a "quit."
Image:Wikisuicideattempt.JPG|There may also be false claims of "[[Emo|battling depression]]" and having "[[Suicide|lost the battle]]"
Image:BenBurchTehSuck.jpg|Sometimes bitches like [[Violet Blue#On Wikipedia|Violet Blue]] accuse you of [[stalker|stalking]].
Image:WikiCide.png|Failing to show empathy for the hard working moderators.
Image:Burningmonk.jpg|Here is an example of *not* fake wikicide
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Wikistress]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*[[Flounce]]

==External Links==
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas|Don't feed the Divas]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Nothere&limit=1000 The Not Here Wikipedos]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Retired&limit=1000 The Retired Wikipedos]

{{Trolls}}
{{Wikipedia}}
{{wikis}}
[[Category:2006]]

Wikicide

2024-07-21T09:16:13Z

WritingSnowman:

{{finalsolutions}}

'''Wikicide''', not to be confused with [[Wikibreak]], is when wikihomopedoidiots die from overedditing and blocking innocent users and simply expire... (thank goodness) They leave nasty [[Wikipedia]] for lyfe, like [[srsly]]. Similar but not always identical phenomena include:

* Request for removal of [[sysop]] status.
* Making a [[flounce|long, elaborate farewell statement]] on talk or userpage (see [[MONGO]] below or [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Miltopia&oldid=148859208 this]).
* [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Deletion of Userpage]].
* [[Kale|Permanently Blocking oneself]].
* [[OldDirtyBtard]]
* Posting your password to your userpage

== Notable Wikicides ==
This a wiki-addicts, wikipedoholics who *probably* thankfully are gone for good (unless they are back as [[sockpuppets]]).

;[[Wimmin|Girls]]:

* [[Alison]], was tired and [[bored]] of [[Internet drama|teh drahmaz]]; migrated to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|a much better place]] (see [http://web.archive.org/web/20100107101913/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Alliecat&diff=prev&oldid=1998075268 this]). Alison has since been soliciting about the dox about herself that she is no longer an admin on ED.ch [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=434017482 sauce]. Of course, she is back as [[User:Alliecat]] at ED.ch, but no bits this time.
* [[Katefan0]] who got outed by Daniel Brandt
* [[Phaedriel]] went the way of her unborn child and her bff, Katefan0 .
* [[Zoe]], a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a [[sock puppet]] by now.

;[[She-male]]s:

* [[Kelly Martin]], whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
* [[Krimpet]], fake-tits up and really quit
;[[Eunuch|Guys]]:
* [[Essjay]], quit after [[Jimmy Wales]] told him to [[gtfo]] after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
* [[Danny]] who tried to create his own Nirvana Island over at [[Veropedia]] so that he could play [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_%28U.S._TV_series%29 Survivor] there instead and keep on rowing back to the island no matter how many times he was voted off.
* [[Linuxbeak]] a sincere bureaucrat who got [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Linuxbeak trashed] by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Linuxbeak/Regarding_SlimVirgin,_etc. SlimVirgin, etc.] during the [[Amorrow]] / [[Blu Aardvark]] / Mistress Selina Kyle ([[Somey]]) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive104#Blu_Aardvark_and_Mistress_Selina_Kyle:_unblocking exile/fatwah-fest]. [[JarlaxleArtemis]] impersonating him on lots of wikis also contributed to it.
* [[NSLE]] came back as Chacor but later quit
* [[Curps]], punted after his User:Curpsbot misbehaved in front of the World
* [[Giggy]], almost gone after endless feuds with Grawp
* [[Jossi]], who resigned during during the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:ARBSCI#Jossi Scientology meltdown].
* [[FCYTravis]], AKA DiaperMan who finally did a death-by-diaper
* [[Jacknstock]], kinda like [[W.T. Snacks]].
* [[PMDrive1061]], got DOXed after excessive whining on [[Administrators' noticeboard]]

;Non-admins:

* [[Armed Blowfish]], whose RFA failed because she was hiding in the [[Torpark]]
* [[Chip Berlet]] left after he [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Chip_Berlet_(2nd_nomination) could not get his own WP BLP deleted]
* [[Isarig]], Israeli sockpuppeteer of some sort
* [[Jaranda]], world record holder for committing the most Wikicides before he finally succeeded.
* [[Badlydrawnjeff]] due to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_arbitration/Badlydrawnjeff#Leaving ArbCom butthurt] (and two failed RFA's)
* Urban Rose: pissed off [[recent changes patrol]] cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
* [[Azer Red]], fell on her sword after the untergang of her allies Zoe and the many-wikicided Sceptre
* [[Gary Kirk]], poisoned his dog [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi Blondi] then shot himself
* [[GlassBeadGame]], built up a rep and then poof-gone
* [[Morton Devonshire]], a troll who faded away
* [[PirateSmackK]], pathetic [[loser]] who fucked around on TOW for a month, conducting [[It was a social experiment|social experiments]] before getting [[b&]], had [[Wikipedia:User:Zvn|his main account]] and IP range butchered by [[Alison]]. Has completely left TOW and now lurks on ED.
* [[SPUI]] faded off into his own Special Person's Ultra Internet
* [[StarNeptune]] rode off into the edge of the Solar System
* [[Violet Blue]] faded off beyond the visible spetrum
* [[Fluttershy]] was actually a sockpuppet of Pickbothmanlol, but would have never been caught if he had not fucked with the [[GNAA]]

;Nosy addicts who always come back for more drama. They tend to be fake editors as well<nowiki>:</nowiki>

* [[SlimVirgin]], FloNight did the userpage deletion dramaz during the Linuxbeak [[Shit nobody cares about|dramaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive104#Disgust sauce] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:FloNight&oldid=55684296 FloNight's "totally flabbergasted" userpage ] SlimVirgin erased the history of her userpage to before late 2006 to hide their [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQxsuCiJJ8 TOW is mine, mine, all mine!] notions with an honorable mention for grandstanding from SOHPIA.
* [[LaraLove]], now Jennavecia, dramatically [[an hero|retires]] regularly, and was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ALaraLove&diff=208997297&oldid=208288607 brought out last] by her, {sniff sniff}, [[Samefag|best friend]].
* [[Rebecca]], joined TOW five years ago before his sex change and finally quit as administrator in 2009, but he's still active
* [[JzG]], (re)tired busybody and admin and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive297#Bullying_and_harassment_by_User:JzG still at it] after [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive281#JzG dramatic deletion of userpage]
* [[Sceptre]], Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
* Gator1, a Maine atty and WP admin who fled from the spotlight the moment ol' Daniel Brandt decided he do pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
* [[Oldwindybear]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Oldwindybear Set the record for shortest time as admin] before being caught as a sockpuppet. Came back as several easily-spotted sockpuppets.
* [[MONGO]], as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only [[fail|two days later]].
* [[Tony Sidaway]], got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.

== Examples of Wikicide ==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:MongoSayzGoodbye.png|MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for [[r@ygold]] again
Image:WikicideSamsara.png|Wikicides often include the [[blanking]] of previously busy, [[barnstar]]-filled pages with nil, or a "quit."
Image:Wikisuicideattempt.JPG|There may also be false claims of "[[Emo|battling depression]]" and having "[[Suicide|lost the battle]]"
Image:BenBurchTehSuck.jpg|Sometimes bitches like [[Violet Blue#On Wikipedia|Violet Blue]] accuse you of [[stalker|stalking]].
Image:WikiCide.png|Failing to show empathy for the hard working moderators.
Image:Burningmonk.jpg|Here is an example of *not* fake wikicide
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Wikistress]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*[[Flounce]]

==External Links==
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas|Don't feed the Divas]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Nothere&limit=1000 The Not Here Wikipedos]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Retired&limit=1000 The Retired Wikipedos]

{{Trolls}}
{{Wikipedia}}
{{wikis}}
[[Category:2006]]

OldDirtyBtard

2024-07-21T09:13:14Z

WritingSnowman:

{{spoiler|The Beastie Boys dedicated their 2011 album to ODB!!<ref>discogs.com/release/2855949-Beastie-Boys-Hot-Sauce-Committee-Part-Two</ref>}}
{{an hero}}
{{nevar}}

[[File:Golden iPod ODB.jpg|thumb|Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod]].]]
[[File:RIPODB.jpg|thumb|;_;]]
''Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they are the same fucking person.'' 

'''OldDirtyBtard''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Sean Carasov;''' b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), '''The American Pimp''' also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] '''OldDirtyBtard''' (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

==Pre-ED==
ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a <s>twinkle</s> twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. [http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ He used to manage the Beastie Boys] and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

==[[Chanology]] Activities==
{{main|Rorschach}}
For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

==Loved==
*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

==Hated==
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

==Suicide==
[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his [http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal.] ]]
{{tinyquote|
ODB is a bitter Socialist who thinks mass suicides would stick it to [[The Man]]. To wit, he wrote this.

In most cases, life is not worth living. The idea that happiness is a raison d'etre logically means that nearly everyone is unhappy (after being born a blank slate). So unhappiness is the norm -the meaning of life- and the quest for happiness is merely a by-product and not our natural condition. Looking for happiness then is not that different than looking for a good drug dealer with good drugs.

99% of human beings serve no real, 'natural' purpose or reason to keep on going through the motions whatsoever. The majority of the world's population is just the means of production by which the few attain "happiness" (altho, I don't know many truly happy rich folk).

Sure most become 'necessary' thanks to manmade things like economies -to make them work- but economies would not be necessary if there were no humans. Pretty much everything we do as humans is built around the notion of perpetuating a species -to the detriment of all others- that has not shown any proof that it deserves a place on this planet as part of the ecosystem.

All the 'good', 'worthwhile' stuff people have done -and continue to do- is only 'good' and 'worthwhile' when put into the context of the human condition/experience. Splitting the atom and curing cancer is pretty useless to every other creature on the planet.

I read a book called "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut recently and the punchline of the story is that the entire sum of all human knowledge/achievement over thousands of years was little more than a works project by an alien race from another galaxy trying to send a message to one of their own stranded in another galaxy. The message was that they were sending help.

If only we were actually that useful.|ODB|[[User:OldDirtyBtard/Rational_Suicide|The Case For Rational Suicide]] (abridged)}}
{{-}}
[[File:Kthksbai.jpg|thumb|[[Kthxbye]] - never forget.]]
{{quote|Hello, I know most of you are punks who think they are going to troll the
emailing list by saying "cool story bro", but I will still take the time
to inform you that OldDirtyBtard is believed to have killed himself on
Saturday night. ODB was a noted 50 year old English asshole who could make
you laugh. He had been saying he was going to kill himself for a long
time, but was waiting for his cats to die so nothing was depending on him.

ODB was a career alcoholic who quit but got bored with it and went back to
the sauce. Please do a shot in honor of the captain, it's what he would've
wanted.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 cool story bro
inb4 edgy email list trolling|[[Sheneequa]]|ED Users list}}

==Services==
Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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|<youtube>Sik6LM3lOOE</youtube>
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== YouTube ==

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|<youtube>CYdMkQ2dS6g</youtube>
;The Little Guy With Ricky In The Blue Hat Is "The Captain" Sean Carasov

}}

==OldDirtyGallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ae-tattoo3.jpg|Some people think tats are [[serious business]]. ODB is not one of those people.
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File:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|He liked [[Mudkips]] a lot.
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==See Also==
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*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*[[User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP|Eulogy page]]

==Links==
[https://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Who was Sean Carasov?]
*[http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/11/01/my-friend-an-hero-the-captain-sean-carasov-is-dead/ Lisa Derrick's blog on the passing of The Captain] {{archive|EcSww}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101115101125/http://beastieboys.com/post/1458007275/what-the-fuck-captain-we-love-you-and-miss The Beastie Boys pay their respects]
*[http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/ Beastiemania]
*[http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/rip-sean-carasov-rorschach-73136/ Anonymous thread on the passing of Rorschach]
*[http://danielmilton.net/sean-carasov/ An EDiot's eulogy to ODB]
*[https://archive.is/veVTO Q-tip reveals ODB signed ATCQ]
*[http://twitter.com/QtipTheAbstract/status/29395796139 Q-tip from a Tribe Called Quest tweet on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://justinwarfield.blogspot.com/?zx=1521ce4b2ab2718a Justin Warfield's blog on the passing of The Captain]
*[http://www.mictomic.com/2010/11/in-memory-of-sean-carasov.html Mic to Mic: In memory of Sean Carasov]
*[http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/rip-sean-captain-carasov/ The Daily Swarm]
*[http://hypebeast.com/blog/julesgayton/2010/11/sean-carasov-r-i-p/ Jules Gayton blog post]
*[http://www.lipsticktracez.com/reggie/2010/11/sean-carasov-kills-himself-lea.php lipsticktracez]
*[http://www.gloriousnoise.com/shorties/2010/the_captain_sean_carasov_dead.php#more Glorious Noise post]
*[http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storyonline.hu%2Fvilaghir%2Fongyilkos_lett_zenei_mogul%2F28408%2F&act=url storyonline (translated)]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101108023432/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP ED.com eulogy page at ''Internet Archive'']

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Talk:Wikipedese

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Wikimedia Foundation

2024-07-21T08:41:24Z

WritingSnowman: NONE FOR PROFIT MY ASS...

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! colspan=2 align="center" style="font-size: larger; background-color: lightsteelblue;"|'''Wikimedia Foundation'''
مؤسسة ويكيميديا
|-
| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em;text-align:center;" |[[Image:Wikimedia-logo.svg.png|100px]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Operational'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 2003-present
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Address'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 149 New Montgomery Street San Francisco, CA 94105
|-style="vertical=align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Led by'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Active region(s)'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Internet]]
Global
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Ideology'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Open source]], [[The Internet is serious business]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Status'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Fraudulent charity
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''[[Website]]'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]
|}

The '''Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.''' ('''WMF Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure<ref>https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,</ref>''') is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as "[[Jimbo]]," or "[[Jewbo]]" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]]." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]].

==Overview==
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF's Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as:

*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn't know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from ''Bartlett's'' and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo's attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011.
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It's main editor, uhhh... I mean, it's only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the ''magnum opus'' of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious "comedy site" in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo's company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically "dead" projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look "more important" and more "charity-ish".

== Diagram ==
 
<center>{{frame|[[Image:Wikimedia foundation.JPG|center|thumb|600px|<center><big>'''The ugly truth.'''</big></center>]]|}}</center>
 
==Fundraising==
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|Mad pimpin', yo (please note that two of these "people" no longer work there, lol)]]
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed <s>$42 million</s> <s>$55 million</s> '''$75 million''' in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}''' and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.

Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.

{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site's limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on "gaffer tape and string".|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}

{{quote|1=Here's why it hasn't happened: We're poor. It's that simple. We don't have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2='''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}'''|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}

Thank goodness these donors are getting their money's worth:
{{squote|“The Foundation has a miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}

== FAQ on WMF ==
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]
*'''What is the mission of the Foundation ?'''

The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].

*'''Is WMF a charity?'''
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.

*'''Which projects do they support?'''
**Jimbo Wales' washing machine '''{{archive|SW4bn|}}'''.
**[[Role-playing]] games
**General racketeering
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]

*'''Where does the money come from?'''

Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.

*'''Does WMF have audited financial statements?'''
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]

*'''Does WMF files a tax return?'''
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation's tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and ''accuracy'':

*Revenue: <s>$6,500,000 (donations and the like)</s> '''$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014'''

*Expenses: $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)

*Scam fees: $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)

*Profit for <s>owners</s> embezzlers and parasites: $FUCKTON

*Lila's salary: $ 280,000

*Möller's butt plugs $ 180,000

*Wikipedia's Admins: $ 0

*You: $ 0

*Jimbo's salary: $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms

== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].

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Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]].
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|'''{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}''', resigned for unstated health reasons
File:Mako sexy.jpg|'''{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}''' when he was still sexy
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit)
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] '''{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}'''
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|'''{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}''', the idiot responsible for hiring these people
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|'''{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}''', "product manager" '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|'''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}''' would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say 'I will never meet a woman'
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won't shut up about
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka '''{{wpcl|Kaldari}}''' and '''{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}'''. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4141 discovered] he operates <s>[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]</s> (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}''' '''{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}''' [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|'''{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}''', whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka '''{{wpcl|Pine}}'''. BFF with missing-dong collector '''{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}''', left 2015; after only 3 months in his "job"
</gallery></center>

== See also ==
*[[Angela Beesley]]
*[[Tentacle rape]]
*[[Erik Möller]]
*[[Ironholds]]

== External Links ==
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate]
 
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Simple Wikipedia

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WritingSnowman:

[[Image:SimpleWikipediaVagina.png|thumb|I don't understand this article! What is this hard core wiki[[sex]] you speak of?]]
[[Image:Simple Wikipedia Asshole.JPG|thumb|[[An hero|An word]] [[DO NOT WANT|does not like.]][https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Asshole&oldid=1484253]]

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'''Simple Wikipedia''' aka MONERABRAIN is a [[Wikipedia]] that supposedly is for bona fide [[Retards|people learning the English language]]. In actuality, it serves as a place where [[Jimbo|Jimbocrats]] try to make another shithole club. It uses [[Simple English|English for babies]] & English for super [[Special Education|retards]] and makes [[ESL]] students really look like idiots by saying that English learners actually involve themselves in this utmost shit where violations of great saints is norm in fact it's higlhy encouraged<ref>archive.is/XSEXQ</ref>. It is used if the real wiki article is [[TL;DR|TL;DR]]. Some of the wikipedo aka wikidiots who can't 'keep up' with wikishit on normal wikipedoia so they end up here in the land of simple, absurd stupidity. One can not get any more stupid than on simple wikipedoia but what did you expect, that is wikipedoia'a norm. Wikipedia stands for truth, justice & absolute garbage.

==Commendations==
The creation of Simple Wikipedia was applauded by the [[Juggalo|Down Syndrome Society]], [[George W. Bush]] and [[at least 100]] [[LiveJournal]] communities.

==Criticism==
Answering the inquiry if Simple Wikipedia was a joke, another user responded:

<blockquote style="font-style:italic;">No it is far from a joke. I go there, and I work hard there, don't call it a joke. It's very helpful to people. I showed it to some of the people here in rehab and they use simple English Wikipedia. You people are mean, its just for help with young children, and people like those that take part in ESOL.</blockquote>

(Note: it seems doubtful that [[Anorexia|emaciated]] junkies in rehab would show any interest in anything, no matter how 'simply' presented it was)

Apart from being [[lulz|laughed]] at, Simple Wikipedia has called upon the scorn of philosophers all over the world by referring to [[philosophy]] as abstract ideas.

Simple Wikipedia has also garnered its fair share of controversy. The most infamous case is that of [[Nice try|Bradd Gimpy]], a [[13 year old boy]] from [[Oniontown]] who had an IQ of [[Rule 34|34]]. While Bradd's parents were having [[Sex|sexual intercourse]] in the adjoining room, Bradd started surfing Simple Wikipedia by himself. This proved to be the last thing Bradd would ever do; Bradd became so excited about 'wikuhpedia durr speakung muh ung languiguhh uh' (his words, not ours), that he dragged the computer monitor onto himself. Bradd died in hospital [[at least 100]] hours later due to internal bleeding.

This horrible incident led many doctors specialized in mental health to dismiss Simple Wikipedia as dangerous towards those who suffer from a mental handicap. This has caused a schism in the psychiatric community, which in turn has caused many firefights between psychiatrists.

Some electricians have voiced concern over the rise of blackouts across the world due to [[retard]]s flocking to Simple Wikipedia. This can be attributed to many Simple Wikipedia-users' habit of drooling into the keyboards, therefore causing power grids to lock down, and leaving many citizens without electricity.

Others think that it serves as a platform for bullying anyone who doesn't agree with the [[bureaucratic fuck|most popular admin clique]] and their dickhead followers. Anyone who doesn't do what the suck-up-to-Jimbo wants them to do gets treated like a witch on Simple English Wikipedia.

=='Simple Wikipedia' and technological advancement==
Not too long ago, [[some argue]]d that the effects of technological advancement would make humanity lazy, [[fat]] and dumb. They were proven wrong by the fact that today's inhabitants of [[Kansas]] are lazy, fat and dumb ''without'' having ''any'' form of technological advancement for [[at least 100 years]].

In fact, Simple Wikipedia ''is'' a sign that humanity is getting '''even more''' fucked up. We all know that [[retard]]s aren't 'stupid'; retards are just habitually lazy and mean, just like [[fat]] people.

Basically, this site is trying to teach them "The Basics", which many people of that mental capacity were once not allowed access.

=='Simple Wikipedia' as a sign of the impending Apocalypse==
References to intellectual decay are found in all the world's [[Religion|holy books]]. For that reason, [[some argue]] that the creation of 'Simple Wikipedia' is a sign of the impending Apocalypse.

Many [[christian]]s deem [[Jimbo Wales]] to be the Antichrist after finding '666' embedded deep in Simple Wikipedia's coding, and Abdul Hamid Al-Salami's Al-Falfa movement has declared a [[jihad]] on Simple Wikipedia, stating that it was invented by [[Satan]] to draw people into its Claw Of Intellectual Numbness in the wake of the Djahim, the [[Muslim]] version of the [[apocalypse]].

Simple Wikipedia nearly came to an end when [[bureaucratic fuck]] Netoholic was [[rape]]d and desysopped.

==Simplism==
Simple Wikipedia gave rise to the religion now known as Simplism. It is mostly practiced by [[fat]] [[goths]] who are tired of pretending to know all about [[Ayn Rand]] and Nietzsche. Instead, they consider Simple Wikipedia to be the one and only way to intellectual salvation. When confronted with arguments on the degenerative side-effects of reading Simple Wikipedia, they answer that ''it is fun to know a lot of very special things in simple English!''

==Meet the Christian Clique==
Recently, a user named ChristianMan16, banned on the English Wikipedia as HornetMan16, came to the idiot hole. Later on, two more editors arrived, all with the same viewpoints ([[Christian]], USA [[conservative]], and [[republican|nutty racist retards]]) and communicated with each other, like a big MySpace network of sucky shit. They all edited similar articles, and made friends. There's for writing an ''encyclopedia!'' But the retards at SEW actually tolerated this, as it was actually an improvement (which is not much of an accomplishment).

==Stats==
Up to date, there are '''18''' active [[bureaucratic fuck]]s in Simple. Two are bureaucrats Blockinblox and Archer7. There is also Creol, a retard who was sysoped after two times of crying out loud: "[[Cyde|God]] Save The Wiki"! Vector, an [[Italian]] is also known for his simple English, Vermont aka Christopher Gates who has no balls. He is currently the super fag on simple wikipedoia. Dude has no idea what's happening on wikipedias. He thinks simple wiki (just like big wiki) is the place for child porn, so he uploads all sorts of sick porno to get his daily fix of wikipedoporn.

==External Links==
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page A DURRRR]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica It acknowledges our .se branch, unlike the English Wikipedia - and even links to it!]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug Simple Wikipedia on drugs] - Slightly better than the [[Drug|ED article on the same]]
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_English_GFDL Simple English GFDL] - Sucks goat shlong, which seems [[ironic]] but probably isn't
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators Bureaucratic Fucks on Simple]

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Wikipedia

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|They even have this policy, it's WP colon DICK, it's called '''don't be a dick''' and it's fucking hilarious because '''they're all fucking dicks'''|[[hipcrime]]
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo's content policy. It's okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&diff=next&oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]</ref>
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo's /r/}}]]
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]

'''World of Wikipedoia''', or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."

Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].

During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].

Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.

(There's also pieces of an "encyclopedia" buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==
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[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"]]
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the '''{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}'''.]]
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}'''. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style "house arrests" in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}''' in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, '''{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}''' is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: '''{{wptl|Vanboto}}''', who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song "Rock Lobster" with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on ''[[Family Guy]]''. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to ''[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'', ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'', and ''[[Pokemon]]''. End result: a permaban and much drama. That'll do, [[troll]], that'll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they're the "keymaster and gatekeeper" of articles is most necessary.
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it's OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&diff=287041938&oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}'''. It's about <s>10</s> '''38''' pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously "failing"
*'''{{wikilink|William_Shatner's_musical_career|William Shatner's musical career}}'''
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}'''.
*'''{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}''', their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.
*A place to '''{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}''', while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]'s fin erect.
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}''' contains a full list of Wikipedia's dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]'s hit single "I'm with You" should have a capitalized "W", the cup size of a female ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}''', most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. "Doncha' wish your Pedia was Free like Me?" - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).
*What could possibly be more useful than '''{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}''' Because obviously you can't trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.

==History==
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|Say NO to '''Wik ipedia'''. Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor]].]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.

Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into "contributors" to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the ''Sesame Street'' Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century's Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard ''modus operandi'' of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can't tell the difference and don't give a damn.
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==

{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work '''that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;''' the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|'''{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}'''
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that '''both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.'''|'''{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}'''
|'''You do!''' Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and '''volunteers do not need to have any formal training.'''|'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|"Who writes Wikipedia?"}}'''
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. '''Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.'''|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|"Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia"}}''' (it doesn't say whether this is a strength or a weakness)
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you've admitted that you're just a link-farm?
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===
#You make edits to articles
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again
#You bicker on the talk page of the article
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior
#You take them to arbitration
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person
#[[Jimbo]] profits

===Grinding===
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.

===Leveling up===
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.

===Player versus player===
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article ''not'' should be written.
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.
#Get your reversion contested.
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.
#PROFIT!

===Gaining Experience Points===
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a ''vandal'' is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp
*1 Good Article = 100 exp
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp

===TOW Ranks===
*Rollback > 10,000 exp
*Pending changes reviewer > 15,000 exp
*Template editor > 20,000 exp
*Administrator > 100,000 exp
*Bureaucrat > 500,000 exp
*Checkuser or Oversight > 500,000 exp

==Why it's Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren't allowed, but things like this are???]]
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That's the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with "[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z". All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.

Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means "Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view", which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it.

Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of "[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith" amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn't out there to be an asshole.

Wikipedia's new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.

Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it's easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.

The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: '''{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}'''.

Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].

Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.

{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don't belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.

[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don't have lives are who aspire to be "famous and great" are [h]is marks and he's come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant.

I've been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There's a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it's a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.

Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their "Wikigame" (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an "[[Admin]]" or "Arbitor"). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone's hard work.

When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia's dime? But HE DOES.

Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom's basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.

It's got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people "contribute" so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}'''}}
===The Never-Ending Story===
A common misconception is that "Wikipedia is never finished." Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world.

The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the '''{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}''', and '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}'''.

Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].

The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its' users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.
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===Reliability===
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]
 
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is "unreliable." In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling "Wikipedia" and "unreliable" generated more than 502,000 "hits". In contrast, a similar search using "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and "unreliable" generated barely more than 300 "hits", with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.
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====Acceptable Sources====
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.
*[[The Guardian]]
*[[Daily Kos]]
*Huffington Post
*Junge Welt
*KCNA
*PinkPaper UK
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]
*Some stupid [[nigger]]'s asshole
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they're totally bullshitting.
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====Pornography====
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.[citation needed] Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:
*<big>[[Wikipedia Porn]]</big>
*<big>[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]</big>
*<big>[[Virgin Killer]]</big> For all you Loli-lovers.
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards <s>and the search results of [[Google]]</s>. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG's schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.
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=== What is "wiki lawyering"? ===
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it's considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it's "Wikilawyering" or "bludgeoning", regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.

=== Inconsistently applied policy ===
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)</ref> As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.

In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.<ref>[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]</ref>

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===Hivemind===
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons' kindness brigade]. "Porn = Good. Satire = Bad."]]
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]

[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.

In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, "disruption." See: [[Don't feed the trolls]] and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don't_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don't Feed the Divas}}''', especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have:

<center>''"In some cases, the diva will stay retired, '''but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project."'''''</center>

The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.

Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can't be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that'll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).

*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their '''{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|"spam" blacklist}}'''.
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of "no personal attacks".
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&diff=543691461&oldid=542603600 stuck on the "spam blacklist"].
*"Real newspapers" like ''The Register'' criticize them, and the chant goes out "[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]"
*Watch out ''New York Times'', [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you're next].
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren't married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn't like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].

RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They're actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&diff=prev&oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and '''{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}''' went unnoticed for ''two'' years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.

Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].
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====The Asperger Cancer====
{{main|Asperger's Syndrome}}
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves "What's with all the running 'lists' of inane bullshit? I don't need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?" The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]].

These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s ''cannot even talk'' in real life. Jimbo can't stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].

[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:
*[[White]], and male.
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don't realize how '''{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}'''. They mainly have '''{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}'''.
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, "to do" tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&oldid=338235254 this] fucknut's older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the ''"I fuck on the first date kid"'' all grown up (scroll down).
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. '''{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|"Rainbowofpeace"}}''', who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That's a high score on the ''[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]''!
*Favorite subjects include [[men's rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won't talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].

{{userbox
| border-c = #00000f
| id = HIV
| id-c = #000000
| id-fc = #ffffff
| id-s = 13
| info = '''This user has [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger syndrome]].
| info-c = #808080
}}
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====Notable Wikipedos====
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&diff=prev&oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:
{{quote|[19:58] <Ironholds> You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:
{{quote|<nowiki>19:59:11 < Fluff|laptop> you'd think he'd have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo</nowiki> 
19:59:51 < tyw7> why is he slapping your ass? 
20:00:00 < Ironholds> tyw7: we're fucking 
<nowiki>20:00:02 < Fluff|laptop> why not? we DID say we're bored</nowiki>}}
*[[Tyciol]]
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?<ref name=doesNotAffect>{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}</ref> ]]
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]

People hate what they can't have.

A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.

One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?

As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.

Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is "a highly sensitive part of the penis" in 2004,<ref>{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}</ref> anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.<ref name=doesNotAffect />

[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: ''"Circumcision doesn't actually affect sensitivity, it's just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]"''

[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]

Looks like they can't make up their minds.

The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.

Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?

[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]

=== Deletion count contests ===
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:

<gallery>
File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.
</gallery>

Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named ''WP:G5'', deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means ''WP:G5'' is a circumphile invention.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&diff=prev&oldid=1674653 archive])</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 The early edit history of the "Circumcision" article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&action=history&dir=prev&limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.</ref>

==TOW & ED==
{{main|ED vs TOW}}
''See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]''

[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You'll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We're back!]]
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]

It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}'''. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.

Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}''' they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&action=history wuss] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}''' of it. The fucks tried it '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}''' that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery "Ashibaka" Morrow. He hates ED. (And it's extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)

Have a look at the '''{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}'''. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.

Wikipedia's steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named '''{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|"Long Dong Silver"}}'''), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.

Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]'s faggotry):
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}

<center>
<big>'''[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]'''</big>

'''An''' {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} '''has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since''' {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.
</center>

As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW's editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED's treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.
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====Wikipedia's Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica's Content====
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don't make good satire.
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it's lulzy enough.
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.
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===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person's birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: "x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates."
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can't revert all your past vandalisms.
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!
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===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:
*'''{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}''' - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].
*'''{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}''' - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn't have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.
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===<nowiki>{{</nowiki>{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}<nowiki>}}</nowiki>??===
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}<nowiki>}</nowiki> hard at work.]]
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you've been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] "[[lulz]]". At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well.

If you get banned by an admin don't even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the <nowiki>{{unblock}}</nowiki> request, it always gets declined. Like <s>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&oldid=142952978 this one]</s> (dead): ''"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!"'' Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.

Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it's no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, "First time I've seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]]."
====Zaiger's <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> Request====
For absolutely no good reason, ED's own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the <nowiki>{{Unblock}}</nowiki> template to try and parole out, but to no avail.
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.
...that doesn't mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.
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===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===
{{main|eBay}}
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales's talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don't they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]

While shouting "op me" is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else's userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, "Hi I'm only 12 and want to be an admin some day." Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.
#Don't question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you're lucky you'll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don't understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they're permanently shitlisted. Now don't worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins.
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to ''requests for adminship'' and nominate yourself: Poof! you're an admin!!!
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don't sell it cheap.
#Until the auction ends, don't just do nothing or they'll know it's an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you're too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.

'''If you want to keep your account and not sell it:'''
#Get a life.
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren't so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user's talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a "sockpuppeting troll", ban them forever, and lock their talk page.
#Don't bother fighting vandals now. You've got the equivalent of a government job: you can't get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you'll only get a new account.

'''Fun activities to do as admin:'''
#Mess with the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}'''.
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.

===Heroes===
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]

All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they're all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales' alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse "[[is not a bug, it's a feature]]", and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].
*[[Don Murphy]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people '''{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}'''.
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble.
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham & others <s>[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website</s> (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.
*'''{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}''' - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) <blockquote>''"He is currently one of Wikipedia's most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to "diversify" his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins' user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky's the limit for you!"''</blockquote>
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].
*[[Grawp]]
*Avril Troll
*Anybody who has earned a spot '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}'''. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals)
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
*[[hipcrime]]
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he ''"tried to hack into the site"'' by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site's host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!

==Wikipedia IRC==
{{main|Freenode}}
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].

And whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

===Lulzy IRC===
====One:====
<Slowking_Man> DCC SEND exploit = kline
<-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))
<-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<-- Poore5 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====
<pre><VegaDark> what's that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life
<mavhk> VegaDark: infant death
</pre>

==Summation==
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.

Contrast:
*"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." - Wikipedia front page.
*"[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit" - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])

==Gallery==
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Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
File:"wikipedia delenda est" - weev.png
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.
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Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn't need to be vandalized.
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn't happen.
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia's [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you're a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|'''TOW's''' Mission Statement.
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it's banhammer time!
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool's Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the "username removed" label is struck out for extra effectiveness.
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 "women" are actually female.
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians
Image:Racistgoogle.png
Image:Wikitroll.jpg
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A 'Quality Image' according to Wikipedia
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg
File:Wikiwrong.jpg
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams '''don't''' advertise
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk.
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif
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==See also==
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]

*[[Arbitration Committee]]
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]

*[[ED vs TOW]]
*[[Edit war]]
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]
*[[Metapedia]]
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]
*'''Wikis (Other)'''
**[[Conservapedia]]
**[[Illogicopedia]]
**[[Metapedia]]
**[[Uncyclopedia]]
**[[Wikifur]]
*'''Wikipedia'''
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]

===Villains===
*'''[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]
*'''[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning ''[[The Guardian]]''
**'''For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]
*'''[[MONGO]]'''
*'''[[Scientology]]

===Supreme Assholes===
*'''[[Science Apologist]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].
*'''[[Davkal]]''' - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].

==External links==
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia's most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}''' (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}''': Your front-row seat at the freak show
**'''{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}''' (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] – The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.
*'''{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}'''
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 "Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence"] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})
*'''{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}'''
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the 'pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has 'a life' (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt's true criticisms!!!
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 "12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages"] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})
*'''A Criticism of the Wikipedia''' - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})
*<s>[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]</s> (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})
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User:WMFOffice

2024-07-21T08:37:58Z

WritingSnowman:

<H1>'''''IM FUCKING BLOODY MERCILESS BEHEADING HARDCORE WIKINAZI, ORIGINALLY FROM TEXAS..YUP, WE CAN SEPARATE FROM JEWUNITED STATES ANYTIME!!! WE WIKIPEDIANS ARE HARDCORE NEO WIKINAZIS TOO!!!

'''''XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddeadbrain who fucked up wikialpha.org code fuck up rs/gay SURELY REPRESENTS ED HOMOPEDOIDIOTS RIGHT...THEY SURE LOVE TO EAT SHIT OUT OF THE SHITTER: encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!

archive.is/2L6mb THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA
FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: https://web.archive.org/web/20240401043022/https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history

xahlee.info/w/do_not_donate_to_Wikipedia.html https://archive.is/wip/mKiRa archive.is/CsyKa archive.is/Y0BB wikipedia watch org resurrected something wikiskum eternal will never ever cremate!!!

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User talk:MarioMario456

2024-07-21T08:05:05Z

WritingSnowman: /* MarioMario456 is an example of what goes around, comes around no matter where one is but... */ new section

{{welcome}}
Thanks for finding the light brother man. Have fun editing the real ED. [[File:George-W-Bush.jpg|45px]] [[User:Dubya|Dubya]] ✪ ([[User talk:Dubya|Talk]])

==.wiki==
The point is to document the fail and the lulz, not to give free publicity. Careful walking that line. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 17:05, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

== I hope you become an admin here. ==

I hope you become an admin so that you can delete the unwanted page called "Zenko". She doesn't want a page on this wiki and we don't want her getting in trouble, especially since she is retired and has a job now from what I heard. I know ED is satire, but she doesn't need a page on the wiki, especially since she's staying safe by not feeding the trolls. [[User:Guntz|Guntz]] ([[User talk:Guntz|talk]]) 22:58, 11 July 2021 (EDT)Anon

== hello ==
Mar9122 is not MeMeGuyIsLost, you imbecilic buffoon. Also your reception wikis are fucking shit and you're a retard lol. [[User:TwisterTesticles|TwisterTesticles]] ([[User talk:TwisterTesticles|talk]]) 05:12, 12 July 2021 (EDT)

MeMe isn't even a pedophile unlike the former. [[User:Tekashi-san712|Tekashi-san712]] ([[User talk:Tekashi-san712|talk]]) 23:21, 12 July 2021 (EDT)
:got it —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:26, 13 July 2021 (EDT)

== hey ==

{{approve|snitching the italian and reverting the damages}}
--[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf| Conciërge Kaptein-Commandant Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 16:35, 28 July 2021 (EDT)

==Geoshea's article==
Hello Mario, Geoshea does not actually qualify as '[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/ED:LULZ ED:LULZ]', all of the drama surrounding him came from other people ganging up on him, he didn't actually do anything except draw a few silly pictures and RP with some wacko girl who is way more fucked up than he is, then she got sad or something and decided to paedo-trigger a bunch of lightweight phonies, and have them leave skidmarks all over Geoshea's Discord etc.

If there is to be an ED article about any of this, it should be about that KBOS girl and her overly enthusiastic cronies, they caused all of the commotion about nothing, all Geoshea did was sit there mewling about it, were you involved at all with what happened? [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 15:54, 2 August 2021 (EDT)

:[https://twitter.com/geoshea2017 Here's the proof Geoshea is a pedo], you'll have to look at this person's Tweets to find evidence. Now fuck off, faggot and Geoshea white-knight. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 20:30, 2 August 2021 (EDT)

::Ok I've had a look at all those screenshots, I've seen most of them before, nothing there stands out as paedophilia to me, KBOS is just some girl he had an online relationship with, the four year age gap really doesn't sell it and blind legislation is just that, though the most ridiculous thing there is people carrying on about some pictures he drew of fictional characters having sex, which he posted on a site that is literally full of that kind of art, I've heard that some of them weren't even his idea, that others asked him to draw those, anyway so he drew some cartoon porn featuring fictional characters under the age of eighteen, I really don't know why anyone would care about this.

::Also I'm not a 'white knight' of Geoshea's, I only know him because he ran a wiki where I post my blog, where I would only communicate with him regarding my own work, then I heard he was going to close Ficreation because of some ridiculous drama, so I decided it would be in my best interests to see what I could do to help him, as I didn't fancy having to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, so that has led me here, anyway you can see all I have written in his defence [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople here in my replies on his talk page].

::If you want to rebut once more then you will have to prove to me that you've read all I said there, anyway for now I'm going to revert your edit on Geoshea's unwarranted article here and take steps to see what I can do to have it removed, or at least have the information rephrased to focus on that KBOS girl and ''her'' white knights, who have been the ones causing all of the drama over what is really just the tiniest bit of shit. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 00:58, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::I'm not continuing this with you in the edit summaries of Geoshea's article, is there any reason in particular that you think all this ''wasn't'' just that KBOS girl and her cronies, deliberately causing fake drama from such a small piece of shit that never concerned anyone either than those two? [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 12:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

Fuck off you white knight faggot, nobody asked you to be here there is enough proof to know that geosha is a pedo. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

:Actually the truth of the matter is that no one seemed to have a problem with Geoshea and KBOS' cyberlationship while they were together, only when their relationship ended did people begin aligning themselves with KBOS and slandering Geoshea by calling him a paedophile; among other things; allegedly those two were only a few years apart in age, though really the fact remains that no one can actually verify the age ''or'' gender of KBOS, not even Geoshea, for all we know 'she' could be a fat, balding Pakistani man with three children. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 11:09, 30 September 2021 (EDT)

== Hey ==

{{Approve2|[[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|pretty much everything]]}}
Seriously dude, I honestly think your on the course to win the Vox Dramatica for August. I believe in you, just keep up the good work. [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 14:48 7 August 2021 (EDT)

== hey dipshit ==

Suggest an AOTN before setting it up, kthxs [[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf| Conciërge Kaptein-Commandant Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 20:37, 8 August 2021 (EDT)

== Yo, Couple Questions. ==

#[[User:C0ccwavz/Sandbox/Memeology_101|Well, what do you think of it.]] It's obviously a work in progress, but hey I can ad more anytime I want. I'm just thinking of geting one or two articles out by the end of the week, and I just want to make sure this one is good.
#Who will you add to the EDF6 Faggots list.
#What will you add to the EDF6 Faggotry list.

That's all. [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 04:32 9 August 2021 (EDT)
:To the page, it looks pretty good but I suggest moving the images to the right side of the screen. To the EDF6 list, I know little, but I know a faggot to add: Aediot. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:55, 9 August 2021 (EDT)
::Good. First, I was just trying to ad OtterWhiskers in hope that that would make one of the users restore the articles. Second, sure I can move the images to the right. Third and finally, when you finally get the VD you deserve, please use the VD3 Template. I want that template to be utilized. [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 13:29 9 August 2021 (EDT)

== About the edits to your user page. ==

They were just references to see what your page would look like with the vd. Also for you so you could see whether you like VD or VD3 better. [[File:Pyranyan Head.gif|60px]] [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 15:43 10 August 2021 (EDT)
:VD looks more lulzy. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 15:45, 10 August 2021 (EDT)
::OK [[File:Pyranyan Head.gif|60px]] [[User:C0ccwavz|C0ccwavz]] ([[User talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]) 16:11 10 August 2021 (EDT)

== Senpai Noticed You ==

Hey, just wanted to drop by and tell you good work. Also I saw your post on rotten wikis linking to crappy games wiki. Seems like you have a lot of experience, great to have people like you around [cue mario world fanfare music]. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 10:21, 14 August 2021 (EDT)

== thank you ==

didnt know that was an antandrus sock, i was going to undo the edits he made but decided to wait in case he made more edits. you got to it first. ty [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:21, 14 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey. I just wanted to tell you that you are fucking awesome on this website. I also appreciate that you undo WillG’s bullshit edits, because he is the biggest lolcow on Miraheze besides Blub. Now that I am part of this website, I am trying to improve my writing by not making everything so short.

Thanks again for everything you do here.

[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|40px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:55, 18 August 2021 (PT)

== Why TF is so many fun shitpostings pages coming here? ==
even since fun shitposting has been closed, Faggots from there have been postings they're shit pages ad making a TL;DR for no reason. What should we do about it? it's not like ED even delete pages anyway. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Don't know. I was never an user on Fun Shitposting anyway. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 14:41, 19 August 2021 (EDT)
::It's kinda my fault, ngl. I have the XML files from back when I was a user on there. [[User:CheeseMaster142|CheeseMaster142]] ([[User talk:CheeseMaster142|talk]]) 15:10, 19 August 2021 (EDT)

== We haven given these out in a long time, but here you go. ==

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You Deserve it man. [[User:Kang Yakub|Weez Kangz]] ([[User Talk:Kang Yakub|Talk]]) 05:18 20 August 2021

== Hand for a hand man? ==

You help me with the Look of my satanism template, I'll help you with your improvings of the EDF Template. Deal? [[User:King Kek|King Kek]] 18:30 31 August 2021 (EDT)

== lolcow template is a great idea ==

<nowiki>{{Retarded Edit Wars}}</nowiki>[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Template:Retarded_Edit_Wars] seems like another relevant template for willg. thoughts? [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 19:05, 1 September 2021 (EDT)

== I can help you blitz Uncyc if you want me too ==

? [[File:Aediot logo.png|45px]] [[User:Paeperclip is gay|Fag]] 10:09 7 September 2021 (EDT)
:OK. I can give you TOP SECRET PLANS via Discord. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:10, 7 September 2021 (EDT)
::do you have a server? [[File:Aediot logo.png|45px]] [[User:Paeperclip is gay|Fag]] 10:12 7 September 2021 (EDT)
::Friend me: MarioMario456#4567 —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:13, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== get pwnd ==

libtard [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 17:27, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== thanks ==

ty for halping. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:21, 11 September 2021 (EDT)
:thank goodness you knew what the hell happened cuz i am wasted. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:51, 11 September 2021 (EDT)

== your application status ==

your application [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center#My_application_for_ED_Sysop|is approved]]. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 08:03, 13 September 2021 (EDT)
:Now, go on our Discord and introduce yourself (link on nav bar) [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 21:39, 14 September 2021 (EDT)

== contain your autism ==
now that you wield the mighty banhammer you must use it responsibly. "vandalism" isn't edit wars over pages nobody gives a shit about. If it's causing drama and two people are butthurt let them duke it out. You'll be surprised what drama and lulz will ensue if you let them battle it out. Don't fuck this up. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 12:57, 15 September 2021 (EDT)

== Yo... ==

I've create this for ED ([[ED's Restoration 2020 Archive dump]]) I think it's important. {{User:Wikig0d/sig}} 23:15 15 September 2021 (EDT)

== How the hell did you get EDGOV on ur page ==

Well do did you since its for the mods/admins
[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Only admins can add stuff to EDGov. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 12:51, 17 September 2021 (EDT)"

Ah so ED apporves of you [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== Re: "Do this quick" ==

i've restricted the /16 block for the addresses used to create those accounts. user creation will be restricted momentarily. please do not touch the accounts, i will handle them serverside. 23.105.165.49, 23.105.36.229, 23.105.36.251 [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 11:37, 23 September 2021 (EDT)
:i literally just told you explicitly to NOT TOUCH THE ACCOUNTS. -50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 social credits deducted from your account nigger. [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 17:56, 23 September 2021 (EDT)

== Stop locking non-admin pages to admins only! ==

{{RainbowSlant|Let c0mp edit his fucking page retard!}}
--[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 17:10, 27 September 2021 (EDT)
:Ok —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 17:12, 27 September 2021 (EDT)
::lol, you are doing a good job Mario, just go with the flow and ease up the throttle.[[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 00:35, 30 September 2021 (EDT)
:::THAT MEANS STOP BEING A NIGGER [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 12:09, 30 September 2021 (EDT)

== Thoughts on Friday night funkin or its Fanon? ==

Thoughts on it? and the Fanon wiki is filled with 12 year olds too. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:I'm mostly a canon guy as I rarely ever played mods. A good game, but eventually abandoned it because Week 7 is taking forever, like Geometry Dash 2.2. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 16:16, 4 October 2021 (EDT)

== Yo ==

{{rainbow|Dont Protect fuckin User pages}}

[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== Zenny ==

We have decided to admin protect Zenny's article, for ~two weeks, due to edit warring. I will punish the guilty party (FatBurn0000) most severely. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 16:09, 9 October 2021 (EDT)

== Just brought some more images from ED.se ==

Just brought back most images from The [[Conservapedia]] page. [[File:Auditor-madness-combat.gif|45px]] [[User:Thegibuspyro|TGB]] [[User talk:Thegibuspyro|(Talk)]]

== Why are the pictures now small all of a sudden ==

??? {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 23:14 20 October 2021 (EDT)
:Any proof? —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 23:18, 20 October 2021 (EDT)
::It's just that some of the template images seemed to have been shrunken. (Eg: GTA, UserSandbox, SoulSeries) probably just on mobile {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 10:24 21 October 2021 (EDT)
:::Oh, I think I now get what you mean. You're confusing "images" with "template content". I fixed templates that used the old, now-removed collapsing object syntax to use the new syntax. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:27, 21 October 2021 (EDT)
::::OK. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 10:30 21 October 2021 (EDT)

== About t0r ==

Why are their so many blocks on t0r and shit? {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}}
: There's a vandal that keeps using Tor, proxies and webhost IPs. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 18:53, 21 October 2021 (EDT)
::Goddammit; fuckin fag is ruining it for everyone else. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 19:02 21 October 2021 (EDT)

== template:ed.wiki ==

Let's you and me work on that. I'll have time to work on that tonight along with my other articles. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 12:28 22 October 3021 (EDT)

^yo^? You up for it? {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 15:42 22 October 3021 (EDT)

== I think there was a mistake made. ==

I think I was accidentally blocked by another admin. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 16:28 23 October 2021 (EDT)
:Talk to Tabs on Discord. kthxbai. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 16:28, 23 October 2021 (EDT)
::I don't have discord. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 16:30 23 October 2021 (EDT)
:::Then create one, faggot —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 16:34, 23 October 2021 (EDT)
::::Discord is gay. {{Unsigned2|Rusty Boxcutter}} 16:48 23 October 2021 (EDT)

== I brought all old images from TheEnter Page. ==

Just brought all images from the enter page. Do you want me to add moar? [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 01:31, 24 October 2021 (EDT)

== Do you have Telegram? ==

And if not can u get it? {{unsigned|Godkingsupreme}}
:no —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 10:17, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::Than can u make one? {{unsigned|Godkingsupreme}}

== keep an eye out for wyyzrd ==

if you see a newfag editing shit related to vox dramaticas, valve shit or trump. its likely that its wyyzrd. he also seems to forget how to sign posts
CheckUser if unsure, look for ips used on multiple accounts and check that ip to see what are the accounts that are related, if you see a banned account that uses the ip. ban that account

godspeed. --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:07, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

And keep an eye out for that faggot that's posting Garfield Hentai in the discord too. {{unsigned|Viril.Feline.Wyzzrd}}
:lol garfield hentai[[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 13:53, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

“Garfield Hentai”??? Wyzzrd, you’ve hit a new low. [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|40px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 10:57, 25 October 2021 (PT)

== don't touch portals ==
Caku is making edits so the portals are more easily readable and accessible. Do not touch them. Thanks. --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 17:22, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
:das rite you dirty lil spiccy spic no moar edit wars [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 17:25, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::get fucked you fat nigger i hope you die from spic aids and all your spic brethren [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 14:19, 31 October 2021 (EDT)

== Hey MarioMario... ==

Can we rebuild this template please... ?

[[File:OldTrollsTemplate.png]]

[[User:Garynigersf00tlongcoq|G. Niger's Foot-longer]] ([[User talk:Garynigersf00tlongcoq|Talk]]) 12:45 1 November 2021 (EDT)

== Request to delete underage stolen photos ==

Hi,

Is it possible you could delete some underage photos of me (some as young as when I was 13 years old) uploaded without my permission (copyright infringement) from this site? I gave up years ago trying to delete my article and no longer care about it - I do though request the underage photos are removed. I'm now 31 years old and it's creepy someone stole them when I was in my late-20s to upload here.

File:AngloPyramidologist2.jpg
File:OliverSmith01.jpg
File:OliverSmithGooglePlus02.png
[[User:ODS|ODS]] ([[User talk:ODS|talk]]) 17:38, 1 November 2021 (EDT)
:No. Also, there is something called "fair use". Don't attempt to sue us or you'll get absolutely destroyed. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 19:14, 1 November 2021 (EDT)
I wouldn't be suing ED but whoever uploaded them and it was most likely [[Emil Kirkegaard]] who has been stealing my photos and uploading them across the internet. He also owes me £35,972 + post-judgment interest for [https://oliveratlantis.com/emil-kirkegaard-v-oliver-smith/ filing and losing] a frivolous lawsuit. Since I am now taking him to court in Denmark to enforce the cost order(s) since he refused to pay - I might as well file a copyright infringement lawsuit against him at same time. As for [[Mikemikev]], he's been impersonating both Kirkegaard and me on fake accounts to exacerbate things between us. [[User:ODS|ODS]] ([[User talk:ODS|talk]]) 14:55, 6 November 2021 (EDT)
:: in terms of Image Policy. If you manage to legally request a deletion of the said images, the policy would apply Please refer to [[ED:RP]]. [[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 15:36, 6 November 2021 (EDT)

== Hey dude... ==

You still have the source for the article you wrote on me, right? [[User:Bxyx kot|Wyyzrd]] 5 November 2021 14:25 (EDT)
:Leave it as it is; I got a plan for it. [[User:Bxyx kot|Wyyzrd]] 5 November 2021 14:29 (EDT)

== Yo YO, may i help anything? ==

Is there any pages that you want me to restore or something? or any images are missing? cuz I'm bored [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 14:37, 6 November 2021 (EDT)

== Stop adding shit from EDF2 to the EDF6 section you fucking retard. ==
-[[User:Somthingfaggy]] 22:45 10 November 2021 (ECT)
:A lot of stuff from EDF2 was of course inherited by EDF6. YOU're the retard. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 09:29, 11 November 2021 (EST)

== JOIN THE FUCKING DISCORD ALREADY ==

YOU ARE A FUCKING ADMIN DISCORD IS OUR MAIN COMMUNICATION CHANNEL https://discord.gg/9byChRQ7CD
--[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|Tabs]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 09:50, 13 November 2021 (EST)

== Can you help rewrite the template for Manchild? ==

I need some help, i belive that it needs a rework. [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 12:32, 15 November 2021 (EST)

== Some things... ==

#. We still need to add [[Template:Lulcowboard]] to the [[Mikemikev]] page.
#. I think the [[William Atchison]] page should go into mre detail about his exploits on Kiwifarms, ED, and Rationalwiki.
#. This is just something small, but at the end of the year, expect your talk page to be archived.

That's all. [[User:J.peg-gut]] 08:05 18 November 2021

== you should probably get telegram too... ==

Not everyone on here is gonna want to use discord, and done of us are even banned off of it. [[User:juuz|Juuz]] 9:49 18 Novber 2021 (ECT)

== Molestation Log ==

Damn dude; al you gotta do is ban my account, not scorch the fuckin earth. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 10:19 18 November 2021

== hi ==
[[File:man fucks dead cat.jpg]]
[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 02:49, 29 November 2021 (EST)

== Deletion log & dead cat? ==

1. Why did TabbyGarf just mass delete a bunch of shit?
2. Isn't the talk page image considered a bannable on ED? [[User:Holistic Holocaust|🏴‍☠️HH🏴‍☠️]] 13:33 29 November 2021 (EDT)
:1. it was a sock of a banned user 2. no —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 13:47, 29 November 2021 (EST)
::Well, I though the stuff the user did was pretty useful when I got to see it, but that's just my opinion. [[User:Holistic Holocaust|🏴‍☠️HH🏴‍☠️]] 14:07 29 November 2021 (EDT)

== Can I just bee unblocked already? ==

I love the wiki, and I'm willing to prtoect it from vandals; just do it. Plz. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 15:36 7 December 2021
:no. also some butthurt fag took away my admin privs and i want them back [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 15:41, 7 December 2021 (EST)
::Talk to umk and hipcrime then. And get on telegram too. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 14:12 7 December 2021
::We can continue this discussion in Email.{{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 14:18 7 December 2021 (EDT)

== [[Reception Wikis]] ==

Why did you undo my edit on this redirect? I don't think it's a necessary redirect. [[User:FatBurn0000|FatBurn0000]] ([[User talk:FatBurn0000|talk]]) 17:15, 15 December 2021 (EST)

== This is my ultimatum, for the good of you, and for ED. ==

Do you want this hellish treatment to continue; do you want the admins to continually vandalize your page; do you want to be faggtaged on EDF? If you answered no; than you. I can not do what I am about to tell you due to my resolution and due to the restrictions that the site itself has placed on me; HOWEVER; YOU have the FULL CAPABILITY to do this and there for YOU SHALL DO THIS!!! You have too options Mario; you can stop being annoying and join the discord, and the respect that you had in the past will come back to you. No one will vandalize your page (except maybe Lord Caku of you remove the me & caku are friends thing, or don't put some other kind of peace offering on your page), you can keep adminning, and you will be unfagtagged. However, if you continue down this path; things will get worse and worse for you. You know which desition is right Mario. Join the Discord; do it you faggot. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 16:23 31 December 2021 (EDT)
:discord is gay shit. i would rather use self-improvement so i get untagged on the forums [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:02, 31 December 2021 (EST)

== RE: If you have a rebuttal, let me know in my talk page ==

I do actually...

Ibh, to me Wizard is still a fag, but he does seem like he has some good Ideas. I liked the monorail cat article he wrote and I agree with him on MOST of his template decisions. Bit anyway, I could see why you thought I was wyzyrd, lol. [[User:Zionist Lizard Hunter|Zionist Lizard Hunter]] ([[User_talk:Zionist Lizard Hunter|Talk]]) 18:48 15 January 2022 (ECT)
:ok [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 19:04, 15 January 2022 (EST)

== Hey man ==

It's been a long time since we last talked. How have you been lately? [[User:TigerBlazer|TigerBlazer]] ([[User talk:TigerBlazer|talk]]) 01:22, 22 January 2022 (EST)
:good [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:29, 22 January 2022 (EST)
== Samuel ==
Excuse me sir, I would you to undelete my article. It was not breaking any rules and it was informative about a certain faggot. Thank you if you do so. {{unsigned|SamSamuelSonSam4829}}
:it was undeleted just a few seconds before your message. anyway, it looks like shit and should be expanded [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 18:57, 8 February 2022 (EST)
== SamSamuel ==
Ok thanks. But what exactly makes my article shit? I only want to know if there's really anything I can improve on.

== Ban this user ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User:LolcowWithAnEDAccount

Keegan made an ED account just to screw with the page on him.
--[[User:KingFlonko|KingFlonko]] ([[User talk:KingFlonko|talk]]) 21:14, 13 February 2022 (EST)

== ! ==

<center>{{info|YOU HAVE RECEIVED PROTOCOL THROUGH FORUMS; PLEASE CHECK DMS.}} This action was automatically made by a bot 
[[Image:Jacket_default.png|50px]] • [[User:Jacket|Jacket]] • [[User_talk:Jacket|Talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Jacket|Contribs]] • [[Bot]] [[User:Jacket|More]] 09:35, 23 February 2022 (EST)</center>

It was like a wall of text. Annoying to read on. That is all. My butthurt. :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== 2022 cleanup effort ==
Got a few questions for you regarding the attempt at cleaning up the wiki from shit articles/fixing said shit articles when possible.
# If an article is doomed to be permastub because it's no longer relevant SNCA but it's not poorly written, just a stub, do we keep it?
# The roblox article question: we both know the original version is shit so could you tell me what was wrong with the new revision so that i can fix it?
# Things like acronyms and old irrelevant shit: when the TTYL page contains everything you need to know but is still short, does that classify as a stub? I mean, it's not like you can add much more
Thanks in advance,
[[User:Jelq|Jelq]] ([[User talk:Jelq|talk]]) 04:30, 16 March 2022 (EDT)

== dellor article ==
How do i make my new article not crap[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:06, 16 March 2022 (EDT)

:Reading the ED Policy always helps.

—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 17:18, 16 March 2022 (PT)
::this [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:19, 16 March 2022 (EDT)
Ok good to know [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:51, 16 March 2022 (EDT)

== Question ==
Is there a possible way to report anything on ED? Recently a problem was discovered a few days ago by me and some other friends. -[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 16:40, 20 March 2022 (EDT)
:which problem [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:42, 20 March 2022 (EDT)
:::A few days ago, we finally found out who was behind [[User:Lebasedfaggot|Lebasedfaggot]] and [[Kylie Monek|Kylie]]'s ED page all along. It happened to be [[Keegan Salisbury]], who was also behind [[User:LolcowWithAnEDAccount|LolcowWithAnEDAccount]]. He was probably doing this for attention, as he managed to get ahold of his former online friends and out himself on Twitter about it before he deactivated his account.

:::If possible, could you please ban that user and delete the article? There is proof below.

[[File:Keeganoutingself1.png|200px]]
[[File:Keeganoutingself2.png|200px]]
[[File:Keeganoutingself3.png|200px]]

:::Thanks. -[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 17:06, 20 March 2022 (EDT)

:::: interesting, i actually added that <nowiki>{{nobody}}</nowiki> template to his section on kylies page, check the history for yourself. i vote against deleting anything by default because i knew this was bullshit from the very beginning. outsider viewpoint, by the way. all im referring to is a documentative point of view, not "innocent or guilty". if this is the grave he wanted to lay in, let him lay in it [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:20, 20 March 2022 (EDT)

::::: followup to above comment: id vote for "altering the pages", rather than deleting them outright. sorry about double posting on your talkpage, mario [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:24, 20 March 2022 (EDT)

== Re: Quick question ==

> You fucked up recent changes

If you mean the images, I put them in the gallery first in order. [[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 16:09, 24 March 2022 (EDT)
:Thanks. I think you uploaded too many images. Also, the next time you reply to something, do it on the correct talk page. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:13, 24 March 2022 (EDT)

== Why did you ban me? ==

What did I do to get banned? Or did you confuse me with someone? [[User:TopGunna|TopGunna]] 15:19 18 April 2022 (EDT)
:i think you're a sock of somebody. i won't say the name, but if you are really him, ADMIT IT [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 15:25, 18 April 2022 (EDT)
::well whoever you think I am I'm sure that man is a pretty cool guy and a valuable asset to the wiki. Unban that man and I'm sure nothing will go unset. [[User:TopGunna|TopGunna]] 15:41 18 April 2022 (EDT)

== Just wanted to say hello ==
Have a nice day/evening! [[User:NeverEnoughLulz|NeverEnoughLulz]] ([[User talk:NeverEnoughLulz|talk]]) 14:18, 20 April 2022 (EDT)

== Retard ==
Why did you revert my edit on the retard page?[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 16:26, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
:did you know that a "preview" button exists so you can view your changes prior to publishing them? well, you forgot that, and you fucked up the page; so i had no choice but to revert, RETARD [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:30, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
Oh sorry. [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 16:32, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
@MarioMario456 i didnt call you a retard, i put that in the heading because it was the page that i edited. {{unsigned|Fucktard12345}}
:i already knew it was on the "retard" page, RETARD [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:37, 25 April 2022 (EDT)
Im just saying, i didnt call you a retard. [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 16:39, 25 April 2022 (EDT)

== Some other news ==
So apparently earlier today, some user named [[User:JellyJammer|JellyJammer]] attempted to vandalize the [[Keegan Salisbury]] page by replacing every image with an IRL photo of a user they leaked. Could you try to ban him for this? [[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 14:40, 1 May 2022 (EDT)
:considering he has done some positive contributions in the past, i'm gonna go easy on him [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 14:48, 1 May 2022 (EDT)

== Schnitzel ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User:Schnitzel this guy ræped himself, so is it possible to unban him?[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:17, 16 May 2022 (EDT)
:He did it because he was only here temporarily. No need to unmolest him.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:37, 16 May 2022 (PT)
Ok [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 19:42, 16 May 2022 (EDT)

== Mikemikev article edit request ==

I want to add this image.
[[File:Gaynorthkoreanmanandmikemikev.png|right|250px]] [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:05, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
:pass me the source code. in other words, copy and paste the source code to your sandbox, add your changes and tell me when you're done. thanks [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:14, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
I put it into my sandbox. [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:19, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
:that's not what i wanted you to do, retard. read the instructions clearly [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:21, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
Im sorry, i dont know what you mean by source code.[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 21:39, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
:the "source code" is the same thing as the "wikitext", in case you didn't know [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:12, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== Did You Know... request for the Encyclopedia Dramatica main page ==
In Canada the Supreme Court has Overturned Law Preventing Extreme Intoxication From Being Used As Murder And Rape Defence, here's the sources:
- https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2022/05/18/kingston-students-walkout-to-protest-supreme-court-decision.html
- https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/law-barring-use-of-extreme-intoxication-as-criminal-defence-unconstitutional-scc-1.5901881
- https://www.jurist.org/news/2022/05/canada-supreme-court-rules-extreme-intoxication-a-criminal-defense
- https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/canada-supreme-court-extreme-intoxication-20220513

--[[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 09:51, 25 May 2022 (EDT)
:sorry, but i can't. the "did you know" only allows links to EDF threads [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:14, 25 May 2022 (EDT)

== fag ==

kill yourself --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:TabbyGarf]][[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|æ]][[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|✎]][[Special:Log/block/TabbyGarf|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 18:45, 26 May 2022 (EDT)

== thumbnail uploads ==

Please remove the URL exif on the thumbnails you reupload in the future. (There is easy free software, available on the web, for doing this en masse to files on your personal computer). ask me if you have any questions. Thanks in advance.
--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:36, 7 July 2022 (EDT)
:[[:File:HasbroRevolt1.PNG]] - look at the file info on this - what is wrong with it? Think: SEO linking, ,metadata etc. What can I help you figure out? --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:10, 4 August 2022 (EDT)
::I doubt anybody will ever see the metadata unless they look hard enough, but thanks. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 07:35, 4 August 2022 (EDT)

== Fastest crapstub template adder in the west ==
Can you refrain from adding crapstub to articles while they are being edited FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS
[[User:Kamaloka|dont fucking look at me]] [[File:willgif.gif|50px]] 16:22, 8 July 2022 (EDT)

== can you do me a favor for one template? 2 second copypasta fix ==

i noticed that there is no <nowiki>{{{1|}}}</nowiki> on the [[Template:Videoframe|videoframe template]]. it basically serves as a unique id for that specific videoframe on any given article, so that if there are multiple videoframes on the same page (eg, top of the page, middle of the page, bottom...you get the idea) you ''dont'' paginate through all of them at the same time when you click the next / previous links

replacing '''<nowiki><div class="cyclesequence" style="max-width:640px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; text-align:center; {{{2|}}}"></nowiki>''' with '''<nowiki><div id="{{{1|}}}" class="cyclesequence" style="max-width:640px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; text-align:center; {{{2|}}}" ></nowiki>''' will fix this issue.

pasting '''<nowiki>id="{{{1|}}}"</nowiki>''' immediately after that first div on the first line of code should straighten out this bug which may resurface eventually. if this was removed to unbreak something then i gotcha, figured id at least point this out since i just noticed it while making copypasta out of it. thanks - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 18:47, 26 July 2022 (EDT)
:your "bugfix" isn't needed, that's not how the cycle sequence script works. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 18:59, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

:: 10-4 - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 19:01, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

== hi ==

hey there i'm zagan. idk if we met before. nice to meet you. anyways i'm back after neglecting the wiki for so long and seeing you being the most active admin here. if you need any help or if there's anything that needs to be done just lmk. I have more free time now. unfortunately my discord got b& so you can message me on twitter or insta or on my talk page [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 22:30, 22 August 2022 (EDT)

== cocksucking ==

No sarcasm, thank you for fixing my edits because I never remember to double check what I've written makes sense. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 16:50, 25 August 2022 (EDT)
:<nowiki/>;) [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:58, 25 August 2022 (EDT)

== convert webpage into wikitext ==

hi Mario: i noticed you have restored articles from Wayback that didnt have the wikitext available. if you can/are willing, would you plz convert https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Hipcrime to wikitext for me and paste it here: [[User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 13]] plz? ty -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:35, 8 September 2022 (EDT)
:hi Mario: i was able to use one of Wikipedia's rich text reply functions to more or less do the markup work for me. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:38, 12 September 2022 (EDT)

==Help Me Bully Ken Penders==
I'm surprised that the second most autistic Sonicfag doesn't have an article yet. He is basically if CWC got hired for his shitty drawings and actually had a career as a comic book writer. Help me write the article and make it lulzy.
--[[User:ADFtheFilthyCommie|ADFtheFilthyCommie]] ([[User talk:ADFtheFilthyCommie|talk]]) 21:46, 19 September 2022 (EDT)
:{{greentext|>if CWC was a comic book writer}} [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 00:02, 20 September 2022 (EDT)
That was a typo it has been fixed, but the comparison s to CWC are there. --[[User:ADFtheFilthyCommie|ADFtheFilthyCommie]] ([[User talk:ADFtheFilthyCommie|talk]]) 00:29, 20 September 2022 (EDT)

==moving pages==
The next time you move a page while I'm working on it will be your last. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 21:04, 29 September 2022 (EDT)

==Tom Pearl article==
Why did you revert [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]]'s contribs to the Tom Pearl article? Just asking. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 20:29, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
:Potential dox. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:32, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
::Potential dox of a guy literally filming himself eating shit on camera and stating his full name at the beginning of each video? Get real. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 21:35, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
:::Lulzy --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 21:36, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
::Then I just fucked up and jumped to conclusions too quickly [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:41, 6 October 2022 (EDT)

::::Not the first time you've vandalized articles i've been working on, you axed a lot of relevant info from the hayven page and changed shit like paint huffing to "huff painting" which kinda shows that you're an unfunny retard, you have the nerve to tell people to "lurk moar", lol bud lurk moar yourself. it's plain as day that you're trying to incite faggy edit wars which quite frankly i don't have time for by editing articles you know literally nothing about which have info from even before your time that you seem to think is alright to revert, not to mention a quick google search tells me that you're an editor in quite a few wikis which have nothing to do with ED, even viril the big gay says you're a "mirafag" and you should GTFO --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 21:52, 6 October 2022 (EDT)
::::: and i forgot to mention that you locked the hayven article for "vandalism" because i removed the 13 year old boys template you insisted on having there, threatening to ban me and saying i was vandalizing an article that i myself created, are you a short bus rider? --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 21:55, 6 October 2022 (EDT)

== Why is making an account more difficult? ==
Why is registration no longer free? Why does a user have to go through ED Forums to make an account now? --[[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 14:35, 19 December 2022 (EST)
:Registration was disabled due to a retard vandal who kept switching proxies to create sock accounts. Tell [[User:Kaizen|the sysadmin]] to re-enable free registration. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:40, 19 December 2022 (EST)

== Why did you undo my edits of the BFDI page? ==

I made that with several members of that community and we all agreed it was a much funnier and accurate representation of what was going on there. {{unsigned|Whiteglove}}
:don't remove content from the page, faggot [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:51, 10 March 2023 (EST)
You realize I am the original writer of that article long ago right? I don't think it's funny or accurate anymore or hard hitting. Can you please roll it back? It's far superior to what was originally written by a 15 year old me. {{unsigned|Whiteglove}}
::The new version might be better according to you, but you removed most of the old content. Also, you are [[Special:PermaLink/834795|EdgeIncarnate‎]]? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:07, 10 March 2023 (EST)

== glitch ==

ok thanks for fixing that for me. also lol mediawiki sucks -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:48, 29 March 2023 (EDT)

== Keegan Salisbury page deletion ==
Hello. I know I said this before, but I'm saying this again to make sure you can hear about this. We request for the article [[Keegan Salisbury]] to be deleted please. The reason why we request for it to be deleted is because we felt that it wasn't necessary for the article to be made (in other words, like an attack article), that and for the sake of somebody's safety. The article was about a situation from nearly 2 years ago we realized was petty, and even the person who made the article disowned it and wants nothing to do with it anymore. Any response would be appreciated. Thank you. --[[User:WeDoALittleTrolling|WeDoALittleTrolling]] ([[User talk:WeDoALittleTrolling|talk]]) 10:37, 21 May 2023 (EDT)
:Is there anyone else who is in favor of getting this page deleted? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 20:57, 21 May 2023 (EDT)

::You should keep the article, but remove sections or parts that aren't good for the guys safety or that which affects his personal life? You should ask the EDF. [[User:4ourty|4ourty]] ([[User talk:4ourty|talk]]) 08:16, 22 May 2023 (EDT)
:::Since when admins have to ask EDF how to manage the wiki? imo the article should stay the way it is. ED is not responsible for anyone's actions. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 16:22, 22 May 2023 (EDT)
::::^this, I oppose the deletion of the article because of what you said. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 17:18, 22 May 2023 (EDT)

== ben's article ==

See GloriousReader's comment in deleting it. If there's anything particularly hilarious you think ben has done, just add it to the EDF article -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 21:51, 25 May 2023 (EDT)

== viril ==

FYI I unbanned him to give him another chance on the wiki. I'm looking at the stuff that you reverted and most of them seem like they were decent edits (by viril standards, at least). It would be nice if you could at least give him a chance and not get severely butthurt and start reverting all his edits just because it's viril.

*Example 1: Squirrelking absolutely should have the troll category. The guy's admitted that he was trolling.
*Example 2: Elvis Presley should have been linked to in the Little Green Footballs article.

You aren't exactly helping the wiki by reverting good edits. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 14:35, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

== {{Greentext|>no porn as potn}} ==

Faggot [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:18, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now|This]] says the following:
{{quote|THERE IS TO BE NO porn or gore as POTN; and preferably no tl;dr screen caps of all text posts like Tweets etc; those can be QOTN.}}
nigger [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:29, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:y do you hate them so much; they do so much good for the world; like pissing in fat’s mouth. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:31, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::Rules are rules; niggers pissing cannot be POTN. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:33, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:::CrackFaggot just put that rule in this year, cause <s>of (((CloudFlare)))</s> she’s an autistic retard who’s taking her childhood trauma out on the wiki. Yknow what, let’s ask [[User:GirlOnInternet|GOI]]: can the nigs pissng in Pat’s mouth stay up? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:42, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::::That rule has been there [http://web.archive.org/web/20071123060641/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com:80/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now before Sherrod jewed the site]. No matter how much you sperg at EDitors and sysops, you STILL prove you're still a newfag just like CWC still acts like a 5-year-old. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 12:07, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:::::FINE, I'll do it myself. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 12:37, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:It's not porn tho, it's art [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 13:28, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::@[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] well I found a new pic to use…

[[file:BasedPat.png]]

And now haha and Mario are just fucking around and fuckin up the theme of the page for that day. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:31, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:You still haven't given me a good answer as to why this guy should be the theme on that day or any other day. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 21:23, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

== Weegee ==

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[[File:Moviesfree 65280.mp4|640px]]|
}}
{{unsigned|Daniel Strikez}}
:unfunny retard [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 10:59, 30 September 2023 (EDT)
:nice shit post, faggot. [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 10:15, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

==Mario==
Why did you delete my redirect pages? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 10:14, 1 October 2023 (EDT)
:which [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 11:04, 1 October 2023 (EDT)

== Requesting deletion of [[User:Hookwhack/sandbox]] ==

I’m hoping you could delete [[User:Hookwhack/sandbox]] for me as I created it by accident.

This is my actually sandbox that I used that I ''don’t'' want you to delete: [[User:Hookwhack/Sandbox]] (It has a capital S unlike the other one)

--[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 00:07, 19 November 2023 (EST)
:Deleted, thanks [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 07:27, 19 November 2023 (EST)

== Thanks for the GNA, MM456! ==

Thanks, MarioMario456, for promoting [[Bbb23]] to the good new articles! [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 19:29, 14 December 2023 (EST)
: And [[Internet_points|again]]! Whoa, thank you there! ---[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:18, 17 December 2023 (EST)
::I'm just doing God's work. Expect the GNA/BNA section on the main page to be '''finally''' actively updated in years. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:31, 17 December 2023 (EST)

== RE: Forum checking ==

I will check them, once I am able to reset my EDF password. Am having e-mail access issues atm --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:43, 19 December 2023 (EST)

== Move request ==

Can you move the following pages?

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Current Location !! New Location
|-
| [[Module:Sandbox/Row numbers]] || [[Module:Row numbers]]
|-
| [[User:RkNAME/Template:Row numbers]] || [[Template:Row numbers]]
|-
| [[User:RkNAME/Template:Table styles]] || [[Template:Table styles]]
|-
| [[User:RkNAME/Template:Table styles/styles.css]] || [[Template:Table styles/styles.css]]
|}

- [[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]] ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 19:24, 26 February 2024 (EST)
:Done, thanks. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 08:55, 27 February 2024 (EST)

::Thanks! - [[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]] ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 18:11, 27 February 2024 (EST)

== Another move request ==

Please move [[User:Coelacanth/Twenty_one_pilots]] to [[Twenty one pilots]]. Thanks. [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:46, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:Done, thanks. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 07:43, 9 March 2024 (EST)

== Admin ==

Hey Mario, just wanted to ask how the whole process of becoming admin works, I'm not saying I expect to become admin anytime soon I've only been here a few months but how teh process work and how long does it usually take? Thanks - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]) 04:33, 11 March 2024 (EST)
:I think you ask [[Special:ListUsers/bureaucrats|bureaucrats]] for admin permissions; that's how I got mine. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:04, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

== Requesting rename ==

Can you move [[User:Hookwhack]] to [[User:Crossbow]]?

Reason: I like archery and prefer the username

--[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Hookwhack|talk]]) 14:58, 19 March 2024 (EDT)
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May be he deserved to be banned, yet he was banned out of hatred on edshit as some of the things he did were correct and rest of edpedos did not want to admit it as is the case on wikipedooa where spitting on great saints is just ok: archive.is/XSEXQ

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Communism

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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]

'''Cummunism''' is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who's computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by "free" means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money.
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume ''Das Kapital'', which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren't going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named ''[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]''. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin' the motherfucking proletariat!|Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (''Soviet'' is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of "real" communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].

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==Theory==
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960's Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism's insidious plot to push Marxism on America's children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]

[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]

Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].

[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven't [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.

Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] > [[women]] > [[Asians]] > [[Jews]] > <s>niggers</s> [[niggers|African comrades]] > [[fags]] > [[Scientologists]] > [[Juggalos]] > [[furries]] > [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] > [[Scottish]] People > The welsh > The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.

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===The Crucible===
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism

The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]

===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus "Derp" Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn't step on a picture of Jesus.

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===The Communist Smurfs===
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.

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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]

Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors:
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem "unintellectual". And they'll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.
#Finally, and ultimately, the "teenage" communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves "citizens of the world".
 
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.

== Trolling commies ==
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can't. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.

Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):

If I DON'T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON'T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don't defend it. (ontological argument). 
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) 
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur) 
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) 

And they can't because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn't know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?

to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.

Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, '''{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}''' ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).

==Famous Last Words==
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It's communism time!]] ]]
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]



[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin' With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game ''Monopoly''. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for "re-education". The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: '[[I did it for the lulz]]'.

==History and Leadership==

{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}
 
[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone's favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]

Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe "Endless Summer Nights". In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don't Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn't been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from ''Happy Days'' straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].

==Sexual Practice==
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.

==The Typical Communist==

The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents' money. He doesn't trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let's not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he's sucking capitalism's cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]

Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be "well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11", usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx's, Engels', Lenin's and Stalin's cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.

[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is <s>usually</s> to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.

==Benefits==
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.
#A society without [[cocktease]]
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music

==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==
 
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you're downloading Communism.
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you're programming Communism.
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America's Communist Party.
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u!
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.
File:CommieMarxistApproach.png
File:CommieMassMurderer.jpg
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File:CommunismIsJudaism.jpg
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia
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File:Logicatitsfinest.jpg
File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in ''James Bond'': Fuck it, I quit.]]
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists <3 [[cat]]s.
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it's everywhere!
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.
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File:Capitalismcommunismfascism.png
File:Politicalcensorship.jpg
File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin
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File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger
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==Famous Communists==

[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[Hepkitten]]
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}
*[[Lenincat]]
*[[Lmao Zedong]]
*[[Pol Pot]]
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]
*[[Hugo Chavez]]

==See Also==
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]
*[[Anonymous Borg]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Cultural Marxism]]
*[[Hivemind]]
*[[Homefront]]
*[[Leftard]]
*[[Linux]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[[Socialist]]
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]
*[[Social Justice]]
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[Xynta]]
*[[Zapatistas]]
*[[Palestine]]
*[[Carlos Latuff]]
*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]

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*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]
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Communism

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<center><big><big><big><big>''' Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE 'JO MAMA' JOSEPH STALIN, PEOPLE'S FRIEND.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT!!!'''</big></big></big></big></center>

[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]

'''Cummunism''' is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who's computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches and people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by "free" means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money.
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume ''Das Kapital'', which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren't going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named ''[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]''. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin' the motherfucking proletariat!|Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (''Soviet'' is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of "real" communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].

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==Theory==
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960's Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism's insidious plot to push Marxism on America's children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]

[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]

Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].

[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven't [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.

Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] > [[women]] > [[Asians]] > [[Jews]] > <s>niggers</s> [[niggers|African comrades]] > [[fags]] > [[Scientologists]] > [[Juggalos]] > [[furries]] > [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] > [[Scottish]] People > The welsh > The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.

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===The Crucible===
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism

The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]

===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus "Derp" Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn't step on a picture of Jesus.

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===The Communist Smurfs===
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.

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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]

Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors:
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem "unintellectual". And they'll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.
#Finally, and ultimately, the "teenage" communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves "citizens of the world".
 
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.

== Trolling commies ==
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can't. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.

Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):

If I DON'T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON'T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don't defend it. (ontological argument). 
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) 
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur) 
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) 

And they can't because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn't know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?

to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.

Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, '''{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}''' ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).

==Famous Last Words==
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It's communism time!]] ]]
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]



[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin' With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game ''Monopoly''. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for "re-education". The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: '[[I did it for the lulz]]'.

==History and Leadership==

{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}
 
[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone's favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]

Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe "Endless Summer Nights". In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don't Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn't been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from ''Happy Days'' straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].

==Sexual Practice==
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.

==The Typical Communist==

The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents' money. He doesn't trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let's not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he's sucking capitalism's cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]

Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be "well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11", usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx's, Engels', Lenin's and Stalin's cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.

[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is <s>usually</s> to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.

==Benefits==
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.
#A society without [[cocktease]]
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music

==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==
 
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America's Communist Party.
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u!
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia
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File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in ''James Bond'': Fuck it, I quit.]]
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists <3 [[cat]]s.
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it's everywhere!
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.
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==Famous Communists==

[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[Hepkitten]]
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}
*[[Lenincat]]
*[[Lmao Zedong]]
*[[Pol Pot]]
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]
*[[Hugo Chavez]]

==See Also==
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]
*[[Anonymous Borg]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Cultural Marxism]]
*[[Hivemind]]
*[[Homefront]]
*[[Leftard]]
*[[Linux]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[[Socialist]]
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]
*[[Social Justice]]
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[Xynta]]
*[[Zapatistas]]
*[[Palestine]]
*[[Carlos Latuff]]
*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]

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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]

'''Cummunism''' is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who's computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches and people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by "free" means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money.
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume ''Das Kapital'', which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren't going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named ''[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]''. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin' the motherfucking proletariat!|Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (''Soviet'' is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of "real" communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].

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==Theory==
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960's Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism's insidious plot to push Marxism on America's children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]

[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]

Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].

[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven't [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.

Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] > [[women]] > [[Asians]] > [[Jews]] > <s>niggers</s> [[niggers|African comrades]] > [[fags]] > [[Scientologists]] > [[Juggalos]] > [[furries]] > [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] > [[Scottish]] People > The welsh > The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.

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The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism

The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]

===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus "Derp" Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn't step on a picture of Jesus.

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===The Communist Smurfs===
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.

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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]

Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors:
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem "unintellectual". And they'll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.
#Finally, and ultimately, the "teenage" communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves "citizens of the world".
 
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.

== Trolling commies ==
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can't. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.

Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):

If I DON'T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON'T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don't defend it. (ontological argument). 
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) 
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur) 
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) 

And they can't because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn't know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?

to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.

Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, '''{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}''' ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).

==Famous Last Words==
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It's communism time!]] ]]
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]



[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin' With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game ''Monopoly''. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for "re-education". The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: '[[I did it for the lulz]]'.

==History and Leadership==

{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}
 
[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone's favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]

Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe "Endless Summer Nights". In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don't Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn't been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from ''Happy Days'' straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].

==Sexual Practice==
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.

==The Typical Communist==

The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents' money. He doesn't trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let's not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he's sucking capitalism's cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]

Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be "well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11", usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx's, Engels', Lenin's and Stalin's cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.

[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is <s>usually</s> to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.

==Benefits==
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.
#A society without [[cocktease]]
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music

==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==
 
{{cg|Gallery|comgall|center|<gallery>
File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you're downloading Communism.
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you're programming Communism.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America's Communist Party.
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u!
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.
File:CommieMarxistApproach.png
File:CommieMassMurderer.jpg
File:Commie Shitposter.png
File:Communism Truth world.jpg
File:CommunismIsJudaism.jpg
File:CommunismKillCount.gif
File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia
File:Communist Reality Person.jpg
File:Communismmassmurder.jpg
File:Communismjoki.jpg
File:Communistutopia.png
File:Communistamerica.png
File:Communistjews.jpg
File:Logicatitsfinest.jpg
File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in ''James Bond'': Fuck it, I quit.]]
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists <3 [[cat]]s.
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it's everywhere!
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.
File:Anti comic sans 04.jpg
File:Capitalismcommunismfascism.png
File:Politicalcensorship.jpg
File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin
File:ComCapNat.jpg
File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger
File:Communist Party.gif
File:StalinOPcool.jpg
File:82percentjewish.jpg
File:Commieball.png
File:COMMUNISM.jpg
File:Harry Is Communist.png
File:Communism KILLS.png
File:SocilizmVSKOMMIEism.jpg
File:Modern Commies.jpg
File:Commie Biker.jpg
File:Thumbsupcommie.jpg
File:Communistmanifesto.jpg
File:Capcomfaclii.jpg
File:RedHammerComing.gif
</gallery>}}
 
==Famous Communists==

[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]
[[Image:CommmiesUnite640.jpg|thumb]]

*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}
*[[Che Guevara]]
*[[Hepkitten]]
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}
*[[Lenincat]]
*[[Lmao Zedong]]
*[[Pol Pot]]
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]
*[[Hugo Chavez]]

==See Also==
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]
*[[Anonymous Borg]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[Cultural Marxism]]
*[[Hivemind]]
*[[Homefront]]
*[[Leftard]]
*[[Linux]]
*[[Red Army]]
*[[Socialist]]
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]
*[[Social Justice]]
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[Xynta]]
*[[Zapatistas]]
*[[Palestine]]
*[[Carlos Latuff]]
*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]

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*[https://www.marxists.org/ Marxists.org]
*<s>[http://www.acp.forumwise.com/ America's Communist Party]</s> - LOL, GOATSE'D
*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]
*'''{{archive|Ho3PI|Communism vs. Capitalism by Russia}}'''
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== HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg ==

HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg

== [[antandrus]] v0mit with XXBlacknburnXx booty buddies MATEJ SUCHANEK like jan.Kamenicek, beeswaxcandle, martin Urbanec triumvirate of czech broken kondoms agree proper word formation is PIANOROLL!!!https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Pianolist&diff=prev&oldid=888239544 ==

[[antandrus]]

== '''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==

'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

== Halle_synagogue_shooting BITCH STOP VANDALIZING! ==

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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2024-07-21T07:11:40Z

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WritingSnowman:

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WritingSnowman:

'''''I was senior editor on wikialpha.org before wikipedia cancer known as antandrus aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and site is now dead because of cat's private attacks and private beef knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!

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2024-07-21T07:07:54Z

WritingSnowman:

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2024-07-21T07:07:17Z

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{{welcome}} [[Image:Colleen-happy.png]] • [[User:Colleen|Colleen]] • [[User_talk:Colleen|Talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Colleen|Contribs]] • [[Bot]] • 20:49, 4 September 2014 (EDT)
==Meow==
Meow. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 06:23, 7 September 2014 (EDT)

== LETS GO,24 HOURS WAR EDIT COMEMON,BUT NO DOS ATTACKS..IMFUCKING GAME.. BITCH! ==

PUSSY PUNK!

User:Cat

2024-07-21T07:03:06Z

WritingSnowman: Undo revision 1876781 by Cat (talk)u want to bring it on 24hourss straight like u lost on wikinews BITCH?'

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
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'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

{{banned|being antandrus}}
{{banned|being Jimbo_Wales}} AKA JEWBO

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[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]
HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

User:Cat

2024-07-21T07:00:48Z

WritingSnowman:

User:Cat

2024-07-21T06:59:50Z

WritingSnowman: {{banplz|being Antandrus}}