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Andrew Erickson

2024-06-27T04:03:24Z

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[[Image:Andrew-erickson-1.jpg|thumb|going to jail is a trick, [[amirite]]?]]

'''Andrew Erickson''' is an 18-year-old young man who lives in Swansea 'Not Wales' Massachusetts. [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=57+Lees+River+Dr,+Swansea,+MA+02777&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=41.727992,-71.19411&spn=0.015982,0.054245&om=1&iwloc=addr Pay him a visit!] Take your little sister!

Andrew goes to Bristol Community College. As he writes on his [[MySpace]], his interests involve "[his] knives, guns, hanging out with [[ Forever Alone | [his] friends]], and listening to [his] music. [He is] always up for something new though if it's interesting and has the prospect of being fun."

Evidently, Andrew's idea of "fun" is somewhat different to everyone else's, as he is a dirty fuckin' [[pedophile]].

== Teh Crime ==

[[Image:Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg|thumb|[[never forget]] where you keep your naked pictures of 7-year-old girls]]

Andrew handed in a university assignment on CD. He then got home to look at his awesome CD of [[child porn]], and...

{{Rainbowsmall|OH NOES!!1!}}

he had handed it into his professor by mistake! Realizing his [[lulz]]worthy mistake, he sent the following email to try and reclaim his disc:

{{quote|Oh snap, I am sorry. I [[I accidentally X|accidentally]] gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.|color=silver|size=360%}}

This of course did not work, and now he's BUSTED and has to go to teh courts over it. Sucked in, pedo. Hopefully he will get [[rape]]d [[in the ass]] in [[IRL]] jail.

== Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Andrew-erickson-2.jpg|this will be your and my little secret, okay?
Image:ericksonvader.jpg|Andrew likes to show preteen girls his "light saber".
Image:andrew_erickson_in_jail.jpg|"I sense something...a presence I've not felt since my daddy...OH SHIT!!!1!"
Image:pedobear_vader.jpg|"I find your lack of CP disturbing."
Image:Andrew-erickson-einstein.jpg|now, pay attention class
Image:Andrew-erickson-faked.jpg|faked [[MySpace]] lulz
Image:Andrew-erickson-iminur1.jpg|some of the comments by Andrew's friends on his blog!!!
Image:Andrew-erickson-iminur2.jpg|he certainly has lots of them
Image:Andrew-erickson-orly.jpg|[[O RLY]]?
Image:Andrew-ericskon-ronald.jpg|even the famous Ronald McDonald has made a comment!
</gallery>
</center>

== External Links ==

* <s>[http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17651400&BRD=1710&PAG=461&dept_id=99784&rfi=6 News article pertaining to this event]</s> <s>- Gone</s> You can see an archive of it at [http://web.archive.org/web/20070113054719/http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17651400&BRD=1710&PAG=461&dept_id=99784&rfi=6 the Internet Archive].
* <s>[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12876320 Andrew's myspaz paeg]</s> - <s>unfortunately, this page has been taken down.</s> BALEETED
* <s>[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=290713193 His NEW Myspace page! Be sure to say hello!]</s> DUDE DO YOUR RESEARCH. This wasn't even the right d00d.
* <s>[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=132400174 His Facebook]</s> Wasn't actually him. Some dude ironically has the same name and lives in around the same area. I would know, I msged him. Lulz.
* [http://andrewericksondarthpedo.ytmnd.com/ Darth Pedo] care of [[ytmnd]]
* [http://pedobaer.com Pedobear]
* <s>[http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com/ppbtw/ads-male/e/erickson_andrew_791561.html It appears people in jail with this name is a common thing].</s> [[404]]
* [https://youtu.be/TTJYx-UWshg Andy E. gets a shoutout on cumtown]

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[[Category:People|Erickson, Andrew]]
[[Category:2007]]

Andrew Erickson

2024-06-27T04:03:01Z

Weev:

[[Image:Andrew-erickson-1.jpg|thumb|going to jail is a trick, [[amirite]]?]]
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'''Andrew Erickson''' is an 18-year-old young man who lives in Swansea 'Not Wales' Massachusetts. [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=57+Lees+River+Dr,+Swansea,+MA+02777&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=41.727992,-71.19411&spn=0.015982,0.054245&om=1&iwloc=addr Pay him a visit!] Take your little sister!

Andrew goes to Bristol Community College. As he writes on his [[MySpace]], his interests involve "[his] knives, guns, hanging out with [[ Forever Alone | [his] friends]], and listening to [his] music. [He is] always up for something new though if it's interesting and has the prospect of being fun."

Evidently, Andrew's idea of "fun" is somewhat different to everyone else's, as he is a dirty fuckin' [[pedophile]].

== Teh Crime ==

[[Image:Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg|thumb|[[never forget]] where you keep your naked pictures of 7-year-old girls]]

Andrew handed in a university assignment on CD. He then got home to look at his awesome CD of [[child porn]], and...

{{Rainbowsmall|OH NOES!!1!}}

he had handed it into his professor by mistake! Realizing his [[lulz]]worthy mistake, he sent the following email to try and reclaim his disc:

{{quote|Oh snap, I am sorry. I [[I accidentally X|accidentally]] gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.|color=silver|size=360%}}

This of course did not work, and now he's BUSTED and has to go to teh courts over it. Sucked in, pedo. Hopefully he will get [[rape]]d [[in the ass]] in [[IRL]] jail.

== Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Andrew-erickson-2.jpg|this will be your and my little secret, okay?
Image:ericksonvader.jpg|Andrew likes to show preteen girls his "light saber".
Image:andrew_erickson_in_jail.jpg|"I sense something...a presence I've not felt since my daddy...OH SHIT!!!1!"
Image:pedobear_vader.jpg|"I find your lack of CP disturbing."
Image:Andrew-erickson-einstein.jpg|now, pay attention class
Image:Andrew-erickson-faked.jpg|faked [[MySpace]] lulz
Image:Andrew-erickson-iminur1.jpg|some of the comments by Andrew's friends on his blog!!!
Image:Andrew-erickson-iminur2.jpg|he certainly has lots of them
Image:Andrew-erickson-orly.jpg|[[O RLY]]?
Image:Andrew-ericskon-ronald.jpg|even the famous Ronald McDonald has made a comment!
</gallery>
</center>

== External Links ==

* <s>[http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17651400&BRD=1710&PAG=461&dept_id=99784&rfi=6 News article pertaining to this event]</s> <s>- Gone</s> You can see an archive of it at [http://web.archive.org/web/20070113054719/http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17651400&BRD=1710&PAG=461&dept_id=99784&rfi=6 the Internet Archive].
* <s>[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12876320 Andrew's myspaz paeg]</s> - <s>unfortunately, this page has been taken down.</s> BALEETED
* <s>[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=290713193 His NEW Myspace page! Be sure to say hello!]</s> DUDE DO YOUR RESEARCH. This wasn't even the right d00d.
* <s>[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=132400174 His Facebook]</s> Wasn't actually him. Some dude ironically has the same name and lives in around the same area. I would know, I msged him. Lulz.
* [http://andrewericksondarthpedo.ytmnd.com/ Darth Pedo] care of [[ytmnd]]
* [http://pedobaer.com Pedobear]
* <s>[http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com/ppbtw/ads-male/e/erickson_andrew_791561.html It appears people in jail with this name is a common thing].</s> [[404]]
* [https://youtu.be/TTJYx-UWshg Andy E. gets a shoutout on cumtown]

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Connecticut

2024-06-26T07:06:07Z

Weev: /* Politics in Connecticut */

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[[Image:Connecticut-apologizes.jpg|thumb|Apology not accepted.]]
[[Image:GayConnecticutFlag.gif|thumb|Vermont's gayer neighbor.]]
[[Image:Yuppie-32829.jpg|thumb|Typical Connecticut raised Yuppie.]]

'''Connecticut''' was founded by exiled [[batshit insane|batshit carzy]] people from [[Massachusetts]] in 1769. They quickly started growing [[tobacco]] along the Connecticut River. Aside from [[smoking]] all the time, they cultivated their tobacco into the greatest in the world. Since then nothing useful or good came from this state.

The culture in Connecticut is very [[gay]] and prissy. The founding of Yale University helped all natives to speak in lockjaw. Speaking in lockjaw (not to be confused with speaking in tongues) is a way in which the mouth does not truly open creating an arrogant sounding style of speaking. One of the benefits of lockjaw is that wrinkles do not develop on the face. However, the lips rarely open for anything else except for [[suck]]ing [[cock]]. Many Connecticut native females develop locked-pussy-lips which makes it painful for them to be entered vaginally, hence the explanation of why the state is so gay.

==Inventions==
Connecticut is known for its many inventions. Amusingly, the rest of humanity finds different uses for the inventions of this state. For example:

*The cotton gin was invented to mechanically [[sodomy|ass fuck]] its owners with a [[dildo]].
*[[Star Trek|Vulcanized]] [[Condom|rubber]] was invented to heat up to a hot liquid state so that men could easily manscape.
*The frisbee was invented to deliver cum-stained love notes across campus.
*[[ESPN]] was invented so the gays of Connecticut could watch more young athletes wearing oversized cups.
*The submarine was invented as a place for a bunch of gay men to use cotton gins on each other.

==Anything worth noting about Connecticut==

Ever if you crash land in Confuckatit in a failed repeat of [[9/11]] and you have no way out, here are some things to remember:

*Connecticut people always have a [[Gay|pole up their ass]]. Do not, especially do not, flag down a driver to make conversation or ask for directions. You will probably get shot, because Connecticut is full of black person and [[Redneck|rednecks]] and they both be packin' heat.
*You can do anything in Connecticut, as long as you don't get caught. People here don't care enough to snitch on each other, and the cops are pretty lame, so unless you're a nigger walking down a street you are very unlikely to be asked any questions.
*A good part is, unlike most towns in America where niggers are spread throughout, towns in Connecticut usually only have a neighborhood or two (depending on the town) where all the niggers reside. This means they are easily avoidable. Do not confuse a good neighborhood for a niggerhood though, because every neighborhood in Connecticut save a few look like shit.
*Watchout for rednecks. This is important. Rednecks are almost as bad as jews and niggers. They drive around on the back of raised pickup trucks screaming, and in the backwater towns, throwing bottles or lynched nigger bodies. Confronting them is a bad idea. Just trust me. In fact, it is probably wise not to talk to anyone here you don't know.
*Prepare to walk in any convenience store or gas station and be face to face with a [[Indian|Ghandi]]. This is true almost anywhere, but it is especially awesome to [[troll]] them because it is so easy and they get so [[butthurt]]. One popular method is to walk in and insist to buy something they don't carry, they get pissed because only half of them speak English. Another way to induce lolz is too use [[DAMN NIGGA]] because they will only stare at you. Example: "These nigger products are so expensive I hope the holocaust happens and wipes out every single jew".
*Last but not least, do not mistake Connecticut's distance from the Mexican border as a safe haven. There are so many illegal Mexicans and [[Puerto Rico|Puerto Rican's]], a classic example that Spanish people are taking over the country and [[South Park|dey takin' our jerbs!]]

==Politics in Connecticut==
Politics in Connecticut are influenced by four main things; illegal aliens, niggers, tax, and dead highways.

If you're lucky enough to live in Hartford you get to experience the wonders of being surrounded by puerto ricans and niggers. This is because the government was smart enough to make it into a [[Jew|sanctuary city]] where [[killing floor|illegals could roam free while getting free money]].

Where does Connecticut get all the money to waste on welfare? Taxes, taxes everywhere. Sales tax, property tax, gas tax, even an [http://www.greenwichtime.com/default/article/Battle-over-sales-tax-obligations-of-online-1396212.php| internet tax].

'''Dead Highways'''
 
When Connecticut isn't wasting their money paying government coon janitors $50 an hour, they attempt to build roads and highways with a shitty success rate. There are a total of 6 incomplete highways, one of which was because they didn't want to [[This is why we can't have nice things|disturb the habitat of a spotted owl]].

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2024-06-26T05:44:25Z

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*Note - [[Cannibal Holocaust]] and [[IS Defense]] were collaborative efforts I did with [[User:3tails]] and [[User:Fefenc]], respectively. They did most of my work for me.
*Reshaped signifies that I have expanded the article a lot

===Objectives===
<s>
*1) - Modernize the ED project
*2) - Recover lost data and restore it
*3) - Document recent happenings / drama, especially high profile homicide cases, political drama, etc
*4) - Expand the imagebase of ED as much as possible
*5) - Moderate the website (ban idiots, help newfags, etc)
*6) - Rig meta settings to boost ED ratings in search engines
*7) - Expand articles as much as necessary; especially with never-before-seen details, obscure facts, etc
*8) - Increase comedic / shock value of each project
</s>
*9) - not kill myself
*10) - fuck i failed

===Bio===
i wanted to be a mass shooter but i got cucked by a couch and a 100 year old woman lol

==AMOG==

{{vdwinner|September|2015|shitting out 10000 minor edits a day on school shooters}}

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Dr DisRespect

2024-06-26T05:42:08Z

Weev: NEEDZ MOAR INFO!11

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{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Encintas, [[California]]}}
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'''Dr DisRespect''' ([[Powerword]]: Herschel "Guy" Beahm IV) is an [[Internet celebrity|e-celeb]] and unfunny videogame [[pedophile|streamer]] who screams and shouts all day to get money from [[13-year-old boy|retarded children]] on the internet. Dr. DisRespect's internet persona can be described as 1980's influenced [[vaporwave]] garbage where he incessantly refers to luxury items and cars to delude gullible children into thinking he is cool. On stream, Dr Disrespect sports a black greasy mullet wig, standard-issue little league baseball coach child molester sunglasses, and a cheap Chinese tactical vest. Aside from his clown wig and rapist disguise, his most notable physical feature (and what 95% of his content is dedicated to) is his [[gay|thick]] [[mustache]] which he lovingly named after his mother's pimp: "Slick Daddy." At times, Dr. DisRespect also refers to his mustache as "The Poisonous Ethiopian Caterpillar" which is simply a euphemism for what he wishes was [[Big Black Cock|really resting on his face]].

{{quote|[[rape|Violence]]. [[Speed]]. [[gay sex|Momentum]].|Dr DisRespect's motto}}

==Rise to Popularity==

Dr DisRespect first started out as a nobody on [[Machinima]] uploading YouTube videos of himself playing [[CoD|Call of Duty]]. Eventually, he garnered the attention of people at [[Activision|Sledgehammer Games]] and was hired as a "community manager" to help create maps for Call of Duty. After four years of drawing a check in exchange for doing nothing at all, Dr. DisRespect left his job at Sledgehammer Games to focus on another job where he could get away with doing absolutely nothing, e.g. streaming on [[Twitch]]. Dr Disrespect then began streaming battle royale games such as [[lost|H1Z1]] until he shifted his focus to [[Fortnite|PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds]].

After a three years of swindling kids out of their parent's money, his account was terminated on June 26th [[2020]] by Twitch without explanation. With details uncertain, people are going into full conspiracy mode to find out what happened.

==Dr DisRespects his wife==

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==Dr gets DisRespected==

On [[9/11|September 11th]], [[2018]] a terrorist decided to do the lulziest thing possible and do the epic troll and shot his house. It happened the day before too.

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==Dr DisRespects privacy==

At E3 Dr DisRespect had an [[fail|amazing idea]] to film people in the bathroom, this led to him getting banned from [[Twitch]].

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==Dr gets DisRespected by Twitch==

[[File:4chanleaksinfo.png|right|thumb|4chan leaks information, 100% true]]

[[Last tuesday]] DrDisRespect was banned on Twitch. It's unknown to what exactly happened. People were trying to find what happened. The only confirmed knowledge was that it was not a [[DMCA]] according to [[video game journalism|Rod "Slasher" Breslau]]. Many Twitch streamers try to piece together what's going on.

<center><youtube>QoV0qDlHBPA</youtube></center>

Eventually DrDisRespect responded and said nothing.

{{quote| Champions Club,

Twitch has not notified me on the specific reason behind their decision... Firm handshakes to all for the support during this difficult time.|-Dr Disrespect via [[twitter|twatter]]}}

Many people have speculated one of these things:

1. He got [[MeToo|MeToo'd]]

2. [[whore|Alinity]] strikes him

3. Didn't crank that [[Soulja Boy]]

We may never know for sure.

==See Also==

*[[Fortnite]]
*[[Call of Duty]]
*[[Twitch]]
*[[Angry Joe]]

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WikiLeaks

2024-06-26T02:30:38Z

Weev:

[[Image:Wikileaks.jpg|thumb|right|i think wikileaks is a [[pretty cool guy]]. eh makes world leaders [[butthurt]] and doesn't afraid of anything.]]
[[File:Assange-lol-u-mad.jpg|thumb|Julian [[Aspergers|Assange]] to [[Black Jesus]]]]
[[File:Demotiv_pic_7924-Julian_Assange.jpg|thumb|Julian on Internet LULZ]]
[[File:Asshead_rape.jpg|thumb|He dun told you]]
[[File:Anna_bernardin_almost_raped.JPG|thumb|Anna Ardin, supposed [[sex|rape]] ''"victim"''.]]
[[File:Christmassange.jpg|thumb|[[A Plus|A+]] grade trolling.]]
'''Wikileaks''' is a [[website]] that poses as a free for all [[wiki]] site to allow [[anonymous]] people of all countries to release classified [[government]] and [[corporate]] [[dox|documents]] [[for the lulz]], thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for [[profit]]. It's run by [[Barack Obama]]'s evil albino twin [[australia|Julian Assange]], whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of [[Black Jesus]]. Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.

[[Some argue|Some say]] it a good site to [[troll]] governments and other organizations and [[the man]] is constantly trying to [[censor]] it. The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.

If you thought that [[Wikipedia]] had a massive case of [[unwarranted self-importance]] when it claimed to be "the sum of all human knowledge", just [https://wikileaks.org/wiki/Wikileaks:About#Why_is_Wikileaks_so_important.3F try this one on for size]:

{{quote|We believe Wikileaks is the strongest way we have of generating the true democracy and good governance on which '''all''' mankind's dreams depend.|Some [[TL;DR]] shit backs up this highly '''bold''' statement.}}

Yeah, so you've told us that Wikileaks is the ultimate revolutionary [[moralfag]] site... [[cool story bro]]!

[[Some argue]] Wikileaks is, in fact, a cover-up site made by [[the man]]. They point out that instead of providing us with crucial information for revolutionary practices (i.e. the location of secret [[jew gold]] deposit, technical detail of nano-biochip which is going to be clandestinely implemented to every single non-jew, and [[Illuminati]]'s plan on human extinction of year [[2012]]), the wiki itself is full of [[shit nobody cares about]].

Wikileaks also let us know the interesting [[fact]] that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] was on the [[Australian]] government's [[IWF|list of blacklisted websites]]. We can't show enough just how grateful we are for being kept in the know. It is best not to [[rage]] about internet censorship because we all know that the people coming up with these blacklists are nothing more than [[epic]] [[trolls]] themselves and are doing it for the [[Xzibit|lulz of watching us not have our lulz]].

This all said, it's undeniably obvious that the WikiLeaks invention has resulted in the most epic and lulziest conflict between powerful nations since [[World War II]]. Does this mean we'll finally get to see the latest installment of the classic World War series that we've all been waiting for? Let's hope so! In the meantime, be sure to stay tuned and remember to stock up on your bags of popcorn and beer.

==Why does it only leak stuff people already know?==
{{quote3|
Jon Stewart: I think you're underestimating how cynical Americans are about their government already...unless we're going to find out the aliens from Area 51 killed Kennedy? Stop with the drama. 
Jon Stewart: Is Hillary Clinton Embarrassed By WikiLeaks? 
Hillary: Uh, Were You Alive In The Nineties? 
--[[The Daily Show]], December 2010 [https://www.businessinsider.com/jon-stewart-wikileaks-assange-video-2010-12]}}

{{quote3|
"Many weirdos email us about UFOs or how they discovered that they were the anti-christ while talking with their ex-wife at a garden party over a pot-plant, however, as yet they have not satisfied two of our publishing rules: 
"1) that the documents not be self-authored. 
"2) that they be original. 
"It is worth noting that in yet-to-be-published parts of the cablegate archive there are indeed references to UFOs."

--Julian Assange, part of the coverup [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/wikileaks/8180528/Wikileaks-new-diplomatic-cables-contain-UFO-details-says-Julian-Assange.html]}}

From Weekly World News [https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25645/wikileaks-ufos/].
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==Vanning?==
<center><s>The U.S. Department of Defense is currently "looking" for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. He is in [[England]].</s>He was arrested in Sweden for being an apparant [[rape|sex offender]].</center>
 
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Assange is a couch surfer and has no [[dox|actual physical address]], preferring to crash at friend's houses for extended periods, making him constantly on the move. As such, it's been very challenging for the Feds to locate him.

How do you go about finding someone who is hard to find? Why, you accuse them of [[rape]], of course. Swedish officials issued a warrant for Assange's arrest on charges of suspicion of "[[bullshit|rape and molestation]]". After realizing that people aren't totally stupid, and completely saw right through this transparent attempt to apprehend Assange, the Swedish government then promptly withdrew the warrant. They said there "wasn't enough evidence to support the charges".

*[https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna38796121]
*[https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67K0ZU20100821]

'''''UPDATE'': All "rape"-related dox are now concentrated at {{wayback|http://www.inmalafide.com/the-julian-assange-false-rape-file/|20101231084018|title=this page}}. Handy!'''

The identity of one of the alleged "rape victims" is now known: Anna Ardin, of the Swedish "Brotherhood Movement". Ardin is the Political Secretary and an author for the Brotherhood Movement, Sweden's Christian Social Democrats. <s>[http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/12/08/anna-ardin-sofia-wilens-contact-information-and-addresses/ Her dox and info were just released on the internet]</s> (dead)
[[File:Anna_fartin.jpg|thumb|right|Another photo of Anna Ardin]]
[[File:Sofia_wilen.jpg|thumb|right|Sofia Wilen, even uglier [[rape]] ''"victim"'']]
*Address: Alströmergatan 32 112 47 STOCKHOLM AND/OR Tjurbergsgatan 36 4tr 118 56 Stockholm
*Mobile: <s>(+46)73-3907017</s> (No Longer in service) AND/OR 0854555332 (src: '''{{archive|TrPJn|}}''')
*Blog: '''{{wordpress|annaardin}}'''
*Twitter: '''{{twitter|annaardin}}'''

The other "victim" is Sofia Wilén
*Address: Torggatan 45 745 30 ENKÖPING
*Mobile: <s>(+46)76-7161609</s> (No Longer in service)
*Birthday: 17 Sep
:Some argue that the above is false and that the following is correct:
:*Address: Tørgetan 45 443 30 NEKØP
:*Mobile: <s>(+46)77-7263679</s> (No Longer in service)
:*Birthday: 10 Aug

*'''{{archive|RUrqk|The Swedish news report}}'''
*{{wayback|http://www.socialdemokraterna.se/broderskap|20100819044103|title=Website of the Brotherhood Movement}}
*{{wayback|http://twitter.com/kristenvanster|20100828104744|title=The Brotherhood Movement's twitter}}

Swedish officials have now re-issued the arrest warrant for Assange, this time as an international one. Apparently, not having enough evidence is not a factor, when [[USA|Uncle Sam]] says jump YOU'D BETTER FUCKING JUMP.

*'''{{archive|8Ub7J|}}'''

BREAKING LULZ! Assange turned himself in to the British police, but when told he'd have to go back to Sweeden for a trial, he said "Aw hell naw!" Further muddying the waters, Ardin has absconded to the Israeli occupied territories in full Muslim head gear, leaving the Swedish prosecutrix to pretty much fondle herself with the dead case material. Meanwhile, the Arabic-language newspaper Syria Truth has published an interview with former MickyLeaks Club mouskateer Daniel Schidt, aka Daniel Schmitt, aka some fucking long double German last name, where he spills that Assange met in Geneva with an "unofficial" Israeli official last spring to cut a deal on keeping sensitive material out of the cablebait "leaks," and that Assange made out like a bandit in the deal. Of course Schnitt has everything to gain by pinning graft, corruption and Mossad deals on Assange now, and is feeling massively butthurt he left the mouse clubhouse just before the real edrama commenced. Syria, Israel, Palestine, Geneva--all the makings of a lame spy thriller like the kind lulzmeister E. Howard Hunt used to pen during his off-time when he wasn't assassinating JFK and stuff. Adding to the hint of jewgoldz at work: Sofia Vilen, an obvious pseudonym based on Monica Lewinsky-Vilenski, who will now produce an OMG dress with stains PROVING RAEP.

==Alleged CIA connections of the accusers (you can't make this shit up)==

Soon after the identities of "Miss A" (because she took it in the ass) and "Miss W" (because she took it in the "wagina", German spelling) became known, rumors of CIA-[[prostitute|honeytrapping]] emerged. This enraged Claes Borgström, the lawyer of the two new-fledged [[rule 34]]-superstars. "How can anyone dare to say that?" he [[drama|shrieked]]. The [[cum]] really hit the [[bukkake]]-fan when a secret CIA spokesperson pointed out that both Missy Ass and Missy Wagina are way too [[fugly]] to be eligible for prostitution for the Central Intelligence Agency. From the official statement: "The agency trains and employs only 10s for copulation. Ardin and Wilen are only 2s or 3s. Any gentleman will tell you: that's active anilingus material at best, so that one does not need to see the fugly face. Wiles is even overweight -- I mean, come on! Just look at them!" This enraged Claes Borgström, the laywer of the two new-fledged non-prostitutes. "How can anyone dare to say that?" he [[drama|shrieked]]. The [[lulz]] are on Julian Assange now, who has shown surprisingly little class in regard to his [[sex|copulation]] partners. Julian probably [[fap]]s to the swim-suit section in his mother's old Sears-Roebuck catalogs.

==The Wikileaks Massive Dox Dump==
[[File:Lolwikileaks.jpg|thumb|]]

On October 22, 2010, Wikileaks released a gigantic trove of [[US]] military documents related to the [[Iraq|Iraq War]]. There were [[tl;dr|391,832 documents]] released in all, revealing approximately 15,000 previously unaccounted for deaths. As analysts make their way through the stack of documents, more and more information comes to the surface. While the Pentagon and the White House scramble around in damage control mode, Hasbro intends to make lemonade out of lemons by coming out with their latest installment of Trivial Pursuit: The Iraq War Edition. 
'''Did you know...'''
#[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2010-oct-23-la-fg-iraq-wikileaks-20101023-story.html ...Iraqi forces were much better at Abu Ghraibing prisoners than the US?]
#[https://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/23/world/middleeast/23casualties.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all ...secret body counts were being tallied while publicly they were denied?]
#[https://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/23/world/middleeast/23iran.html?pagewanted=al ...that Iran actually was providing most of the support for the insurgency?]
 
After the dumping of the [[dox]], interview requests poured in for Mr. Assange. As someone who sees himself as an [[hippy|anti-war activist]], Julian is more than happy to engage in a discussion about resulting [[lulz]]. Curiously though, there are apparently some topics for him that are off limits. While he's perfectly content to drop the names of Iraqis working with the US who will probably now get skinned and boiled alive, talking about "raped" Swedish CIA agents seems to be out of the question.

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===The Empire Strikes Back===
Leon Panetta says the [[CIA]] will "[[rape|fully investigate]]" the Wikileaks document release.

*'''{{archive|u2hZy|}}'''

==The Gigantic Cable Dump of November 2010==
[[File:Julian wikileaks.jpg|right|thumb|Julian Badassange]]
On November 28, 2010 Wikileaks started publishing a small section of the total 251,287 cables sent to the US government from various embassies around the world. A mixed bag of top secret and kind-of-secret reports, most of which gave scathing assessments of world leaders and their policies, through the eyes of the US ambassadors sent abroad:
 
*[[Pakistan|PAKISTAN]]: US believes that they, under [[rape|economic pressure]], may sell enriched Uranium (capable of making a nuke) to [[Islam|terrorists]]
*[[China|CHINA]]: China discusses a unified Korea under [[Good Korea|South Korean]] rule, and say they will make it happen by leaving [[Best Korea|North Korea]] to decline by itself and letting it collapse after the death of its official religious deity, Kim Jong-il
*[[Good Korea|SOUTH KOREA]]: US and [[Good Korea|South Korea]] discussed a unified Korea, and SK has considered [[whore|commercial inducements]] to [[China]] in order to get it
*[[Torture|GUANTANAMO BAY]]: The US has pressured countries to take prisoners from there (into their own prisons) in return for [[sex|favors]]
*[[Afghanistan|AFGHANISTAN]]: The Afghan Vice-President was found with $52million in cash when visiting UAE ([[implying]] massive levels of [[coke and hookers|corruption]])
*[[China|CHINA]]: China really did hack Google China, and has also hacked [[USA|western government]] and [[Microsoft|corporate PCs]]
*[[Saudi Arabia|SAUDI ARABIA]]: [[Obvious|Saudi donors are still the chief sponsors of Al Qaeda]] + King Abdullah dislikes Iraqi and Pakistani leaders. No shit, sherlock. We've known this for a quarter century.
*[[Russia|RUSSIA]]: Putin and Berlusconi are [[bff|butt buddies]] to the point that Berlusconi is Russia's [[blowjob|mouthpiece]] in Europe [[buttsecks|(talk of lavish gifts both ways)]]
*[[Germany|GERMANY]]: US warned Germany not to arrest [[spies|CIA officers]] involved in a bungled kidnapping of a German civilian
*[[Israel|ISRAEL]]: Israel planned to strike [[Iran]] offensively if Iran continues nuclear development. Israel's intention for the blockade of Gaza was to keep Gaza perpetually "[[Blueballs|on the brink of collapse]] without [[ejaculation|pushing it over the edge]]."
*YEMEN: Took credit on US' request for missile strike on Al Qaeda. Got high and partied with the fine herbage. Requested [[moar|MOAR BOOZE]].
[[File:Julian Fawkes.jpg|thumb|W for Wikileaks. Resistance is not futile.]]
*[[Iran|IRAN]]: US is getting increasingly worried that Iran has the capabilities to produce Uranium. [[Godwin's Law|Ahmadinejad was also compared to Hitler.]]
*LIBYA: Dictator Qaddafi has a Ukranian [[whore|"nurse"]] companion that never leaves his side + he reneged on a deal to return uranium to Russia, after having loaned it to a scientist for a project involving a stainless steel car. Now, Russia wants its woman back.
*[[Britain|BRITAIN]]: Cameron has been reported to be "easily intimidated" and "indecisive" by US Intelligence.
*[[Argentina|ARGENTINA]]: Hillary Clinton wanted to know if President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner is a [[latina|batshit crazy bitch and if she was taking drugs.]]
*[[Venezuela|VENEZUELA]]: Chavez should be [[Dying Alone|isolated from the world]].
*[[United Nations|U.N.]]: Hillary Clinton ordered U.S. diplomats to spy on diplomats of other nations at the U.N. which is, ironically, completely b& by the U.N. Charter. She even went as far as ordering them to gather [[Semen|DNA]], [[grope|fingerprints]], [[stare|iris scans]], [[fraud|credit card numbers]], and frequent flier numbers of other diplomats.
 
[[Obama]] has had a tough time speaking out against the biggest security leak in history since he basically campaigned on the idea of making government more "transparent". White House speech writers have suggested that he have a press conference in front of a banner that says "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED". Fuck Yeah, America!

Meanwhile, as the new congress prepares to take their seats, they're already toying with the idea of having Wikileaks declared a [[terrorist]] organization. Run Julian, run.
[[File:AssangeInterpLOL.JPG|thumb|left|Wanted by the Interpol. For crimes of [[secks|love]].]] 
On November 30th, 2010, [[Interpol]] added Julian Assange to their "Most Wanted" list. Move over Lupin the III.
*'''{{archive|iPhCN|}}'''

A radio talk show host is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the capture of Julian Assange.
*{{wayback|http://www.schnittshow.com/pages/reward.html|20101205133338}}
{{clear}}

==The Insurance File==
Super secret file, so dramatic that it comes with aes256 encryption. Wikileaks encourages people to mirror this file whenever they get ready to drop some massive damage. Once you have the key for it (Little Orphan Annie decoder ring), and wasted time downloading all 1.4 Gigs, you crack it open revealing the secret texts to find they just held down ctrl+v a few million times. It reads "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

SPOILER: The key is ONION, [[Lies|srsly.]]

==America's response==
 
[[File:Julian_Assange_vs_Mark_Zuckerberg.jpg|thumb|center| 700 px| The [[truth]] sometimes can`t be any funnier. [[American]] Government and Corporation`s [[Butthurt]] over [[Julian Assange]] and praise for the money-grabbing and [[Docs| personal information smuggling]] [[Jew]] is ironically hilarious yet not surprising at all !1!1!]]
 
==The Curious Case of Michael Hastings==
Has anyone who has been believed to be in contact with WikiLeaks ever died a violent death before?

Michael Hastings is a currently dead [[Afghanistan]] war correspondent and writefag who had worked for Newsweek, Rolling Stone, and Buzzfeed. In June 2010, Rolling Stone published his profile of General McChrystal. On June 23, 2010 [[Black Jesus]] called McChrystal to the Black House and fired him. In February 2012, Hastings said [[DHS]] was keeping track of [[Epic Fail Guy|Occupy Wall Street]] protesters. Hastings also criticized the [[Democrat]]ic Party, the Obozo administration, and the surveillance state when the DOJ investigated reporters in 2013 and called it a war on journalism. His last story came out on [[Buzzfeed]] on June 7, 2013 and was called "Why [[Democrat]]s Love to Spy On Americans."

Eleven days after "Why Democrats Love to Spy On Americans" was published, in some kind of [[Obvious|crazy coincidence]], Hastings died in a fiery car crash in [[LA]] which involved a single vehicle, a Mercedes C250 Coupe, going at maximum speed and bursting into flames before crashing into a palm tree, which ejected the engine about 55 yards away, and burning his body to a crisp like Paul "2 Fast 2 Furious" Walker. Later the LAPD said there were [[moron|no signs of foul play]], and the coroner said the death was an accident. Richard Clarke said the crash was consistent with a car cyber attack by [[hax0r]]z, saying that intelligence agencies know how to remotely seize control of a [[car]]. The "crazy" conspiracy theory that cars can be remotely hijacked, was supported nearly 4 years later when WikiLeaks began releasing Vault 7 on March 7, 2017, which contained information on the [[CIA]]'s interest in remotely hijacking cars. Nothing to see here folks!

Days before the crash, Hastings emailed friends saying he was onto a big story and needed to go off the radar and believed he was under [[FBI]] investigation. Cenk Uygur, who is the host of The Young Turks and was a friend of his, said Hastings worried he was under surveillance by the government. The widow of Hastings said the last story he was working on was a profile of [[CIA]] Director John Brennan. Days before he died, Hastings thought his car was being tampered with and was scared and wanted to leave town. WikiLeaks said '''Hastings had contacted a WikiLeaks lawyer Jennifer Robinson hours before the crash'''. On the day of he came to resemble burnt toast, Hastings went to his neighbor after midnight, said he was afraid to drive his own car, and asked to borrow her car, which that selfish [[cunt]] declined.

The FBI said Hastings was not being investigated by the FBI, yet the FBI had a file on Hastings since at least 2012. In July 2013, two men filed a lawsuit against the FBI for failing to respond to their FOIA request within 20 days. The FBI file on Hastings was publicly released on September 24, 2013, showing that the FBI's DC field office opened a file in June 2012 on Hastings regarding his story in Rolling Stone on June 7, 2012. Hastings wrote in a [[Reddit|Leddit]] AMA about getting death threats, and also wrote about death threats in his book The Operators, which was later turned into a movie on [[Netflix]] starring Brad Aniston Jolie which came out May 2017.

'''Pop Quiz''': Michael Hastings contacted a lawyer for WikiLeaks hours before he died. [[Some argue]] [[Seth Rich]] was in contact with WikiLeaks before he died. Compare the [[old media|media]]'s reaction to the death of Michael Hastings to the media's reaction to the death of Seth Rich.

==Trolling Wikileaks==
[[File:Julian_Assange_has_a_posse.png|thumb|[[X has a posse|Hipsterfied]] Assange.]]
Wikileaks is harder than most wikis to troll because it isn't actually a wiki, i.e. an online database that anyone can edit. It's a database that a select few can edit, so unless you're one of those few then [[vandalism]] is out of the question. It does however have a [https://chat.wikileaks.org/ chat room]. For beginner trolling, drop in on a chat (probably a discussion of Wikileaks's ongoing legal battles) and start out with, "Can you guyz show me where to find..."

*[[Black Jesus|Barack Obama's]] Kenyan birth certificate
*the classified scientific studies of [[Yeti|Bigfoot]], including locations of government facilities where live specimens are held
*the [[docs|official government documents]] on the [[Area 51|Roswell alien invasion of the 1940s and the subsequent alien autopsy reports]]
*the [[W|White House]] [[Jews did WTC|9/11 planning memos]]
*the [[Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy XIV]] beta (tell them it's okay if it's in Japanese)
*the [[Harry Potter|Harry Potter 7 working copy]]

Since you may not get very far this way (being one voice asking about Sasquatch among many voices discussing Wikileaks's ongoing legal proceedings), it would be beneficial to orchestrate a raid and bring in 700 of your closest [[/b/tard|/b/tards]] (or [[sock puppet|sock puppets]]) all avidly discussing the government cover-up of Bigfoot. (Discuss how the likely reason for the cover-up is to appease [[christfags]] who would [[shit brix]] if a the discovery of the [[Creationism|missing link]] were made public.)

Intermediate trolling would be to approach any of the above in a more subtle manner, e.g. "I'm having difficulty finding any documents relating to the [[Messin' With Sasquatch|indigenous Hominoid population of the Pacific Northwest and adjacent sections of Canada]]. Can anyone point me in the right direction?" This technique appears to have been made known to JP "Patches" Assange, who recently turned the tables on would-be vandals by announcing he has sekrit dox on UFOs among the State Department cables.

Another intermediate and perhaps more rewarding course of trolling would be to tell them that they have [[9000|over 100,000]] documents, 99.7% of which are [[shit no one cares about|semi-classified bullshit that even the Pentagon barely gives a fuck about their having]], but don't have jack shit on anything actually relevant. (Mention the '''{{wikilink|Pat_Tillman|official Army coverup of the Pat Tillman murder}}''' for lulz.)

Also, tell them that because they aren't leaking documents that agree with your conspiracy theory, then he must but a CIA shill.

A highly advanced form of trolling Wikileaks would be to submit a fake '''{{archive|QjQHi|document}}''', '''{{archive|OewFU|image}}''', or '''{{ytlink|QzmmlaZ9b9I|video}}''' pertaining to any of the above and actually have it published to the site. This is advanced because they have to employ a rigorous vetting process (or so they claim).

A truly advanced troll would be to submit video evidence of Assange's [[Rape|Rape]] of swedish CIA agents, but the most epic troll would be for Assange himself to submit the tape via the wiki.

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==Trolled by the Feds==
In an epic example of [[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|payback]], the [[Rape|US]] [[Robot|Government]] donned its trollface again and all but obliterated the revenue streams for WikiLeaks by leaning on [[PayPal]] and [[Amazon]] until they [[b&]] the leaky wiki. They managed to get EveryDNS to remove its entry for wikileaks.org (but not to worry, there are plenty of <s>[http://wikileaks.ch/mirrors.html mirrors]</s> (dead) {{wayback|http://wikileaks.ch/mirrors.html|20101207060201|title=(Archived)}}). The Feds then managed to get VISA and Mastercard to stop card payments to Wikileaks. They've also tried to stop young people from reading it by threatening them with being barred from [[Welfare|government jobs]] in the future. (But why would they want that after reading WikiLeaks?)

== Anon Goes [[Moralfag]] ==
[https://www.slashgear.com/anonymous-attacks-sweden-for-pirate-bay-justice-05250759/ #Justice4PirateBay]
 
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==[[Gay|Mastercard]] is Taken Out==

On December 8th, Mastercard's site was taken out by Operation Payback, hours before its previous statement "They have not disrupted our means of payment." Hours later, the results of Anon's [[Ddos]] attack was shown:

{{quote|On Wednesday, a largely anonymous Internet group, called Operation Payback, claimed responsibility for the attack. It announced, via Twitter, "WE ARE GLAD TO TELL YOU THAT http://www.mastercard.com/ is DOWN AND IT'S CONFIRMED!"| [https://www.csmonitor.com/Business/new-economy/2010/1208/MasterCard-website-goes-down.-Payback-from-WikiLeaks-supporters The headless chickens run]}}

Later that day, [[Gay|Mastercard]] got trolled by [[britfag|DJ Korax]] from AnonOps official radio by prankcalling their support line.

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==Operation Pay/b/ACKLASH==
On December 11 the first arrests concerning Operation Payback were made. The first to go down is a [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2010/12/first-arrest-made-in-wikileaks-revenge-attacks/ Dutch 16-year-old boy], who has been arrested by the Dutch High Tech Crime Team and is being held for interrogation. Moot has commented that he hopes this string of arrests helps clean [[B/]] of underaged so called "[[hackers]]" script-kiddies.

Since his release from jail, Jullian Assange has been using the phrase [[The Internet is serious business|"serious business"]] in interviews repeatedly. Ex. "Just another idiot trying to make a name for himself. It's <s>a</s> serious business." [[No|Could this be some subtle way of giving Anonymous a "shout out"]] for [[USI|their efforts]]?

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==Let's throw some Jew-hatred into the mix, shall we?==
[[File:Assangeandfriend.jpg|right|thumb|Julian Assange and Israel Shamir plot the destruction of world Jewry.]]
In mid-December, [[old media|several media outlets]] began to report that Assange was collaborating with the notorious anti-semite [[Israel]] Shamir, who is in fact listed as the Wikileaks spokesperson for [[Russia]]. Shamir's equally Jew-hating son is listed as the Wikileaks spokesperson for Scandinavia.
*[https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/andrewbrown/2010/dec/17/wikileaks-israel-shamir-russia-scandinavia]
*[https://reason.com/2010/12/14/the-assange-employees/]

Oh gee, let's see here -- a prominent hacker who hates the [[Jews]]. [[Weev|How fucking original]].

Coming soon from Wikileaks: secret documents proving that Hitler [[FACT|actually murdered <s>only 1 million</s>
600,000 Jews in death camps]].

==Book Deal==

JP reportedly recently signed a deal to put his brand oops name on a ghost-written tell-all major full-release book in exchange for $1.5 million, to be used for "legal fees." JP's email addresses, editor@wikileaks.org me@iq.org and proff@iq.org, immediately went dead upon completion of the book deal, aka "donation." Sources close to the actual newspapers carrying the story claim Jews run the publishing house involved.

==August 31, 2011 - We accidentally the whole thing==
{{quote|A Guardian journalist has, in a previously undetected act of gross [[retard|negligence]] or [[internet hate machine|malice]], and in violation a signed security agreement with the Guardian's editor-in-chief Alan Rusbridger, disclosed top secret decryption passwords to the entire, unredacted, WikiLeaks Cablegate archive. [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|We have already spoken to the State Department and commenced pre-litigation action.]] We will issue a formal statement in due course. WIKILEAKS}}

David Leigh, a journalist with the Guardian newspaper '''{{archive|XMURJ|disclosed a password in his book}}'''. The password to the entire cache of unredacted documents. Why would he do this? Well, [https://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/sep/01/wikileaks-make-public-all-state-cables Leigh claims Assange told him that the password was only "temporary" and would expire in a short time.] [https://www.twitlonger.com/show/cq0suv Assange] says he's a [[truth|fucking liar and a phenomenal idiot]].

But no biggie, right? The cables file was only given to reporters like David Leigh, and [[noone]] else, right? Umm.... Nope. The file was [[LOL|mistakenly left on torrented mirrors of Wikileaks' website]]. Oh fuck.

The cat being fully out of the bag, Wikileaks decides to get ahead of [[the game]], and publishes all the unredacted cables that would have been leaked anyway, due to Leigh's stupidity. However,
[[some say|some argue]] that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit]].

==War Blog==
'''{{wordpress|wikileakswar|Wiki Leaks War Blog}}'''

==July 23, 2016 - Wikileaks Inadvertently Names The Jew==
[[File:Julian discovers Echo.PNG|center]]

While politely minding his own business on teh internets, Julian noticed a [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidence)))]] when he saw that many [[Jews|"tribalist establishment climbers"]] had a mysterious series of parentheses around their names. This of course was because, after hearing of the anti-Semitic meme, [[liberal|leftist]] virtue-signallers on [[Twitter]] had kindly adopted the symbol in order to allow sane people to more quickly tell they were [[retards]] [https://metro.co.uk/2016/06/05/people-are-putting-echoes-around-their-names-on-twitter-heres-why-5925002/ 1]. The [[Lulz]] continued when Julian [[Hillary Clinton|speedily deleted]] his tweet once he discovered he had [[rape|unwittingly]] redpilled himself.

==Gallery==
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== Related Articles ==
[[File:Wikileaks Nativity.jpg|thumb|[[USI]]?]]

*[[Gov.palin@yahoo.com]]
*[[Crowdleaks]]
*[[Wikichan]]
*[[Wikitruth]] - [[whistleblower]] wiki for [[luser]]'s secrets on [[Wikipedia]]
*[[Almost_raped|Almost raped]]
*[[Bandwagon]]
*[[The Tale of the traveling Afghan War Diaries]]
*[[Trolling IRL]]
*[[Porn Wikileaks]]
*[[Broadside]]

==Resources==
*<s>[http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com/ "100 Most Damaging Wikileaks"]</s> - a 2016 list of anti-Clinton dirt and scuttlebutt, assembled by someone who gets half of his claims wrong, but still a handy go-to index for research (dead) '''{{archive|h51v4|(Archived)}}'''
[[File:Wikileaks bill oddie deleted doorbells clickbait.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Saint Patrick's Door|Click here to find out!]]]]
*<s>[http://88.80.13.160// wikileaks.org]</s> (dead) '''{{archive|PPoQF|(Archived)}}'''
**[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sarah-palin-hunt-wikileaks-founder-266136 CABLE GATE, MOTHAFUCKA!] [[Image:Trool.png|60px]]
***<s>[http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/series/us-embassy-cables-the-documents The Guardian joins the circlejerk.]</s> (dead) '''{{archive|aq8YP|(Archived)}}'''
***<s>moar [http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/201049/6522/Cablegate-WikiLeaks-founder-Julian-Assange-arrested-Update-3 cablegate@techherald]</s> (dead) - assange taken into custody until dec.14 '''{{archive|8lOXr|(Archived)}}'''
*<s>'''{{blog|i-love-julian-assange.blogspot.com|Julian Assange's fan made blog (Warning: Extremely homosexual content)}}'''</s> Taken down by [[Blogspot|Jewspot]] '''{{archive|Tjx6|(Archived)}}'''
*<s>[https://secure.wikileaks.org/ - secured connection]</s> (dead) '''{{archive|jqxMb|(Archived)}}
*[https://psychedelicdungeon.wordpress.com/2010/09/10/wikifreaks-pt-3-mendax-the-liar/ Wikileaker gets leaked - A biography on Julian Assange]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7250916.stm Whistle-blower site taken offline]
*{{twitter|wikileaks}}
*<s>[http://wikileaks.ch/mirrors.html list of wikileaks mirrors]</s> (dead) {{wayback|http://wikileaks.ch/mirrors.html|20101207060201|title=(Archived)}}
*[https://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Foreign-Policy/2010/1207/US-to-federal-workers-If-you-read-WikiLeaks-you-re-breaking-the-law US Government says "If you read wikileaks you are breaking the law"]
*<s>[http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20101216/video/vuk-exclusive-cyber-warriors-speak-to-sk-37e89e1.html Apparently over 9000 cyber-insurgents have been mobilised!!]</s> (dead)
*<s>[http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20101216/tuk-exclusive-more-cyber-attacks-promise-45dbed5.html Breaking fucking news]</s> (dead) '''{{archive|7jdEJ|(Archived)}}'''
 
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'''2B2T''' (short for '''2builders2tools''') is an [[anarchy]] [[Minecraft]] server created by hausemaster on December 2010, and has been online ever since. As of June 2024, it's 12 years old, [[Holy_Fucking_Shit|28.3 ''tera''bytes]] in size, and at least 865,194 users have logged into the server at least once.

Once you've joined, you can't unjoin.

==The Worst Minecraft Server Ever==
[[File:2b2t-spawnRender20121025.jpg|301px|right|thumb|A render of 2b2t's spawn, October 25, 2012. It hasn't change much since then.]][[File:2b2t-satoLegend.jpg|right|thumb|Take it from us, sato is NOT a legend. He's NOT a legend. NOT A LEGEND]]The main overreaching theme of 2b2t is that it's an anarchy server running the most [[boring|vanilla]] version of Minecraft possible (the only mods installed are server stabilization mods and a limited number of anti-cheat mods like anti-flying, etc). There are no rules, and especially no bannable offenses, and so therefore users are free to do as they like. This usually means [[raid|raiding]], [[troll|griefing]], and killing anyone and everyone you see. There are especially no [[moderator|moderators]] or admins to bitch to because someone pissed on your [[my_little_pony|My Little Pony]] pixel art you spent a whole week making. This means you're best off running away from spawn as soon as possible. It also means that nothing anyone says is out of bounds, so 2b2t has become Minecraft's equivalent of [[b|/b/]] or [[Pol|/pol/]]; discussion of [[niggers]] and [[Hitler did nothing wrong]] are commonplace. With all this in mind, 2b2t has been characterized as "singleplayer with chat". Furthermore, if you are killed by someone, or your base is rekt, you are still too close to spawn and need to get further away from it.

The server has had on average about 30-50 users on it at any given point, with sometimes peaking to 80ish whenever a link is posted on [[reddit]], or sometimes down to less than 10 when the server lag is atrociously slow. Pffft... fucking [[bitch|whiners]]. Of course this all changed when the Rushers invaded; lately there is an average of about 100-150 players on at any given moment.

[[File:2b2t-timelineAccordingToSato1.png|401px|center|thumb|2b2t timeline, at least according to one person's own perspective, who is not a legend of the server no matter what people say]]

==Surviving on 2b2t==
Since 2b2t is a [[Christian]] server, all you need to do is give your <tt>!praise</tt> to BibleBot, and all will be good.

But on the days BibleBot isn't online, you might need to consider some of the following ways to stay alive on 2b2t:

* Run far away from Spawn as possible. Find an [[hitler|axis]] (meaning, head towards either X=0 or Z=0) and get as far away from <tt>0,0</tt> as you can.
* In the past, there used to be Nether portals to help with this. But with all the Rusherfags clogging up the server, they've all been popped. You MIGHT get lucky and find a Nether portal that someone built; if you do, take it. Once you're in the Nether, same deal: head for an axis and get out of there.[[File:2b2t-coords.png|right|thumb|Don't share your coords with anyone. PS, PARTY AT <tt>-62893,158045</tt>!]]
* If you can't get into the nether, wood and food begins to appear maybe 3000 away from spawn.
* Trust no one. BTW, a good place for food can be found at <tt>420,69,911</tt>.
* If you think you're safe, you're not. You're NEVER far enough away from spawn.
:* That said, the further away from spawn you get, the ''SAFER'' you get, relatively speaking.
* Try to avoid building bases on any of the following locations:
:* On the X or Z axis, or any diagonal axis (so neither <tt>15000,0</tt> or <tt>15000,15000</tt> or <tt>0,15000</tt> is safe)
:* Anywhere within 10k of Spawn. Even within 100k of spawn is questionable
:* At any whole number (<tt>10000,15000</tt>)
:* At any interesting number (<tt>12345,Z</tt> or <tt>31337,Z</tt> or <tt>44444,Z</tt> etc)
:* Near a nether portal. Those can be seen quite easily.
* Use hacks or die. Bare minimum you need:
:* A Map (Voxelmap works fine)
:* Xray
:* Chest finder (multiple chests in a row is a sign of a hidden base!)
* Trust no one. BTW, want to base with me??
* If you share your coords with anyone, consider your base rekt. Everyone in 2b2t exists to kill and steal, despite anything said otherwise.
:* And ESPECIALLY don't share your coords publicly.
* If you find someone else's base, you have two options:
:* Raid it and steal everything you can, and burn it to the ground, or,
:* Slowly [[nigger|steal]] from it, piece by piece... enough to basically take everything, but not enough for them to catch onto what's going on.
:* But in BOTH situations, you need to steal their shit from them. It's just plain common courtesy.
* Keep all your good, rare shit in your Ender Chest. Sometimes chests get wipes, but the data for your Ender chest is stored in your User data, not in the current chunk.
* Trust NO ONE. That said, if you need a hand, just let me know where you are and I'll bring you some food.
* Finally, if you need something fun to do, design a map.

[[File:2b2tmaps.png|center|501px|thumb|F̶Y̶I̶,̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶r̶t̶a̶n̶5̶1̶2̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶n̶y̶f̶a̶g̶.̶ ̶H̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶p̶ ̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶u̶l̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶;̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ ̶p̶u̶r̶i̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶.̶ See: bottom right. Ah, but someone made another. Fucking [[brony|ponyfags.]]

===2b2t Memes===
[[File:2b2t-swashtickle.png|right|thumb|A Natsi Swashtikle!]]Interested in 2b2t culture? Want to get down with the 2b2t memes? Well read this guide and you'll be acting like an Oldfag in no time! Some of the fun 2b2t memes include:

* Shout stuff like "nigger", "[[fact|the Jews did this]]", "Hitler did nothing wrong" in the chat, and leave swastikas and shit like that all over the place.
* Only mods and admins can Green text. So if you're not an admin, you can't Green text. Alternatively, anyone who IS using Green text is an admin, so you can trust them.
* 2b2t has few mods, but one of which is a voting system. Mods and Admins and initiate a vote to do anything, such as to kill a single player, a specific group of players ("kill all veterans", "Kill all Rushers", etc), give someone food, etc. In order to vote, simply type "<tt>/kill [vote]</tt>", where <tt>[vote]</tt> is either <tt>Yes</tt> or <tt>No</tt> (this includes alternatives like "Y", "YES", etc). You can tell when other players have voted when you see <tt>> has voted</tt> next to their name. Whoever initiated the vote can see the results on their end and will act upon it after enough time has elapsed.
* The "Vortex Coalition" is just a giant inside joke. Don't take it seriously. It's a long story about where it came from, but it actually involved the LAST time 2b2t faced a surge of newfags. Eventually the same thing will happen to "[[faggot|TheCampingRusher]]".

==Devi Ever==
Starting on February 14th, 2015 anti-[[GamerGate]] [[tranny]] Devi Ever tries to grief 2b2t under the username "jeezass", because it's was just another place where pro-GamerGate opinions were formed, and she/he/xi/whatever thought the neckbeards on 2b2t could be easily bullied (being [[autistic]] and such). But it never really worked. Five days later, Devi's email address was leaked, ending her 2b2t griefing campaign. Good riddance.

==Server is kill by maths==
[[File:2b2t-triangulation.png|center|501px]]

[[boring|So around late May 2015, someone figured out a way to find any player by messaging all players within a certain range, then move to a new location and messaging them again. If you do it enough times, you could figure out where a certain player is exactly, and thus track them down and kill them.]]

Needless to say this wasn't taken very well by many players on 2b2t, and eventually this hack was patched. But boy, sphincters were so tight during this time you'd think you were raping a 3 year old. Well, I mean, it's not like Minecraft autists are much older, let alone the type to visit 2b2t regularly.

==TheCampingRusher and the Rusherfag Invasion==
===The Beginning===
On June 1st, 2016, YouTube Let's Player, TheCampingRusher, made [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQbnPn5BM-E a video] where they explore 2b2t and expose the server's existence to their huge fanbase, exploding the average user count to well over 200. Since then the server placed a 150 user limit and a 500+ user waitlist, while all the oldfags are hanging out at spawn trying to kill all the newfags which discovered the server through TheCampingRusher.

[[File:2b2t-serverWaitlist.png|401px|center|thumb|Not pictured: 3 hours of sitting, clicking "Back to server list", then clicking "Join Server" every 30 seconds. ...if you're stupid enough not to have the client do it for you, that is.]]

The fact that this has happened has basically dominated any and all discussion of 2b2t, and will do so for a long time. It'll be a long time before things return "back to normal"... and some oldfags are looking forward to that.

===New Vocabulary===
With all the Rusherfags clogging up the server, some new vocabulary sprang up, partially as a shibboleth to distinguish different players from one another.

:'''OLDFAG:''' Someone who has been on 2b2t since the beginning. Which is literally no one at this point.
:'''MIDDLEFAG:''' Someone who has been on 2b2t since 2013. Which is maybe everyone who calls themselves an "oldfag", including the self proclaimed "legendary player" Sato86.
:'''RUSHER:''' Someone who joined the server because of TheCampingRusher's videos, and is—sadly—proud of that fact. Do them a favor and kill any as soon as you see them. Unless you're a Rusher or any other Rusher subset (like a "Veteran" or "OG"), then do us all a favor and kill yourself instead.
:'''VETERAN:''' Rusher newfags who started playing on June 1st, 2016, trying to protect 2b2t from any Rusher newfags joing today. Can't let them ruin the server anymore! In fact, when all the Rusherfags are trying to kill "Veterans", they're really only just killing their own kind. Good; let them fight.
::FUN FACT: The mating call of the "Veteran" is ''"I'm a vet at spawn: give me food"''
:'''OG:''' If any player calls themselves an OG, then they're obvious a newfag. This is because literally 100% of Rusher newfags are under the age of 12, and thus don't want to use the word "fag" because their Mom will ground them if they ever found out. Kill all "OGs" on sight. I mean, as if this wasn't obvious.

For a while there, no Middlefags exist on 2b2t, as the three hour queue just wasn't worth sitting through just to be able to login and having Vortex Coalition bots spam up the chat, and so everyone on the server was either a Rusherfag, Veteran, or OG. This is what people used to have to deal with, New and Oldfags:

[[File:2b2t-queue.png|351px|center|thumb|TOP: 2b2t queue. BOTTOM: Rust queue.]]

But that has since changed...

===<s>Last Year</s> 2016===
[[File:2b2t-queue3.png|right|thumb|Enjoy your 12 hour wait time]]So in order to make Middlefags feel a bit more welcome... y'know, because many of them actually paid to keep the server online... hause created a new Priority Queue system, which is based on join date. Basically the way it works is that, the earlier your 2b2t join date is, the higher up in the queue you go.

[[File:2b2t-queue2.png|501px|center|thumb|LEFT: The joys of being an <s>Oldfags</s> Middlefag in the days of the Priority Queue. RIGHT: Rusherfags desperately waiting 10-12 hours just to be cool.]]

AHAHAHA oh man

Now with the new Priority Queue system, it's the Rusherfags who have to wait 10+ hours in line, behind around 800-1000 other Rusherfags, and only just to get killed at spawn one they finally get in. Meanwhile, <s>Oldfags</s> Middlefags get to cut in line... however they have to wait ten ''AGONIZING'' minutes in line. Maybe even '''MORE'''. OH THE HORROR! Of course all the Rusherfags consider the Priority Queue unfair. But fuck 'em.

Now if other issues could be resolved...

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===The Dupe Stash Cord Hack===
LOL so someone found a way to dupe items by jumping and logging out at the same time, but doing it manually had a low success rate. Then someone else figured out a way to program a Minecraft client to log you out at the right time in order increase the success rate. But that isn't the funny part. What's funny is that someone released a Client which all the major """"oldfags"""" from the server used... but because they didn't pay any attention to what they had downloaded, it turned out that the Client leaked cords to the programmer.

Long story short: bye-bye dupe stash, bye-bye base! AHAHAHAH fucking morons

===<s>Right Now</s> 2017===
The Rushers have died off, the ones that survived have integrated (albeit rather faggily), [[FitMC]] is now just some random jerk off, verison 1.11 has basically made everyone's dupe stashes infinitely large and infinitely hidden (thanks to Shulker boxes)... so things have finally died down again. There's still more users on the server today than before the whole Rusherfag bullshit... but whatever.

In any case, surely this would be the last time some faggy Minecraft YouTuber with a million-plus subs makes a video about 2b2t, which in turn exposes the server to an invasion of a bunch more newfags, right?

==AntVenom (aka haha lol nope)==
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===Right NOW===

Youtubers:
Despite constant invasions from countless YouTubers (small and large) the predominant YouTuber today on the server is F*tMC. Kind of ironic how his channel only got popular because he was fighting the newfag invasion... now he's the main source of newfags. And unlike Rusher, he isn't going to leave. F*t's videos were heavily promoted by the YouTube algorithm in 2019, which caused an intense flow of newfags that has never stopped since and will likely never stop.

Updates:
The server is still on 1.12.2 after a literal 3 years. That's a new record for Hause. Can't really blame him since it's Mojangsoft Studios' fault for intentionally de-optimizing the game. 1.16.5 is just around the corner. Hause has showed off his 1.16 optimizations on the test.2b2t.org server and they work pretty good, so expect 1.16 soon. 1.16 will probably increase the newfags joining (because they dont know how to change versions) lol.

Hausemaster:
Hausemaster has ceased almost all official forms of communications with the community. The only "official" contact now is support@2b2t.org which can only be found on the donation page. The old email address was removed from tab. He never posts on Reddit and deleted all his old reddit posts.

Economy:
>implying
Also lots of newfags are starting shops to sell items to other newfags. Some have made surprising amounts of money

Summary:
At this point it looks like there will always be a queue and we will never see a "Post-Rusher" era of low player count & things going back to how they were. RIP 2B2T

==How To Dupe Items on 2b2t==
lol like I'm going to reveal that to you idiots here

Actually, let's get serious for a moment. Ways to dupe items exist, and have existed, in every version of Minecraft to date. This is a secret which every player will keep to themselves, lest Mojang or hausmaster patch it. But the ones that do get patched, well, they'll end up here.

====Portal Dupe (1.7.x)====
This one is simple: set up a bunch of rails leading into a Nether Portal, and then set up a minecart with a chest in it. Inside that chest, put in whatever items you want to dupe in it, and then push it along. Just as the minecard hits the portal, click on the chest and quickly take something out. What'll happen is the item will be in both the Nether and the Overworld at the same time, duplicating the item for just a short while... but just long enough to grab both items.

====Jump Dupe (1.9.x)====
As mentioned above, if you jumped, dropped an item, then logged out at the same time, there's a good chance you'll be able to dupe the item you dropped, assuming you timed it just right. There was a client that helped you do this, but it turned out to be a hacked client and the developer of that client got everyone's base cords. lol

====Cactus Dupe (1.11.X)====
It totally works. In fact, here's a video proving that it works.

<center><youtube>FdPnQzlssO4</youtube></center>

==xBxTs==
Like 4chan, 2b2t has been subject to random mass exoduses for one reason or another. And just like 7chan, 8chan, and the slew of completely unoriginal Xchans, the xBxT clones basically just change the number and suddenly they have a new server.

===0b0t===
True to its name, it's zero times the quality of all other xBxT servers combined.

===3b3t===
[[File:2b2t-3b3tServerList.png|401px|center|thumb|rip in piece]]

Back in 2014, 2b2t was having lag issues which were extremely unbearable, even by 2b2t's own standards (a good day in 2016 was maybe 14 TPS). So apart from setting up 2b2t on a new map, another server was set up called 3b3t. It stayed up even after the original 2b2t lag issues were resolved, but has since gone offline.

Given the recent TheCampingRusher newfag surge, it would be nice if 3b3t came back... ''hint hint''

Actually, as of July 7th, 2016, 3b3t has returned... but it's a new map, and it's run by iTristan, so it's practically worthless.

===4b4t===
[[File:2b2t-4b4tIcon.png|center|64px]]
This clone started in June 2016. Not much is known about it other than that it's pretty cancerous. In fact, it was SO cancerous that it imploded and now no longer exists. Good.

===9b9t===
[[File:2b2t-9b9tIcon.png|center|64px]]
This clone apparently started in June 2016 as well, and is maybe the largest clone server. With its size, however, comes increased cancer. Whatever you do, don't go there, because it's utter shit.

===2m2r===
[[File:2m2r.png|center|64px]]
This server started on August 12, 2016 after many of the other clones. Probably still cancer though.

===Constantiam===
[[File:2b2t-constantiam.png|center]]
Another exodus server where some 2b2t oldfags have migrated to. It may be a decent worthy competitor to 2b2t, but so was 3b3t once upon a time. Only time will tell; at this point it's the second largest of the clone servers.

==Reactions==
===SilverKrownKing gets butthurt that 2b2t now has an ED article===
{{quote|shills get stiches|SilverKrownKing}}

As 2b2t became more and more well known, 2b2t regulars started to get more butthurt that their oldfag status is not getting the due respect they feel they deserve. As newfags begin to invade, suddenly no one gives a shit that someone has been playing on the server for the past several years, and that really starts to sting. Hey, we don't blame you; no one is truly dead until people cease to remember who you are and what you've done, and it's just not fair that newfags don't know or respect the thousands of hours you put into Minecraft.

So it goes without saying that the [[SEKRIT CLUB]] needs to be protected at ALL COSTS. And what better way than to attack ANYONE who reveals the secret of the SEKRIT CLUB?? So if you plan on doing that, here are some tips to help make sure anyone who reveals the SEKRIT is sufficiently devastated that they'll never consider revealing anymore SEKRITS anymore.

First off, when you find the person who revealed the SEKRIT, tell them something to [[Internet Tough Guy|scare the SHIT out of them]] and to let them know you're in a position of authority:
{{quote|'''SilverKrownKing joined the game'''
<SilverKrownKing> fleacollar 
<SilverKrownKing> you fucked up https://encyclopediadramatica.se/2B2T 
<SilverKrownKing> guess what I am an admin on there|SilverKrownKing, Encyclopedia Dramatica Admin, in the same way my uncle works at Nintendo}}

Now that you've clearly established that you're someone who can cause big trouble for anyone who reveals the SEKRIT, start threatening them:
{{quote|<SilverKrownKing> shills get stiches 
<SilverKrownKing> you fucked as both a 2b2t player and a dramacrat 
<SilverKrownKing> dont worry I sent info to both the nice players on 2b2t and the tyranny fags 
<SilverKrownKing> you signed yourself up for alot of fun shill 
<SilverKrownKing> yea you dun goofed 
<SilverKrownKing> think before you shill next time 
<SilverKrownKing> as for the nicer people like myself 
<SilverKrownKing> fuck you for posting it 
<SilverKrownKing> send shills to ISIS|SilverKrownKing, totally not butthurt because the SEKRIT CLUB is no longer a SEKRIT}}

Finally, now that you have them cornered, let them know that their kind is no longer welcome:
{{quote|<SilverKrownKing> as you well know, shilling is shilling no matter who does it 
<SilverKrownKing> anyone in the future who thinks posting 2b2t on places is a good idea...kill yourself 
'''SilverKrownKing left the game.'''|SilverKrownKing, content that he laid down the law.}}

But most importantly, remember that everyone who reveals the SEKRIT CLUB needs to be dealt with in a similar manner. You can't have a rare and secret server like 2b2t be revealed by the likes of someone on Encyclopedia Dramatica... or an [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/02/29/minecrafts-most-obscene-server/ article from Rock-Paper-Shotgun]... or an [http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-worst-place-in-minecraft article from Vice]... or [https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=2b2t tons of YouTube videos]... or [https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/2b2t/ regular posts about it on /v/] whenever Minecraft comes up... or [https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1173973 tons of] [https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1447101 forum posts] [https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1470500 about it] or [https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1394618 referencing it] [https://lab.facepunch.com/2b2t/ on Facepunch]... or on [http://minecraft-server-list.com/server/137128/ Minecraft server lists]... No, this secret is something that NO ONE knows about and it should REMAIN a secret! So SilverKrownKing, you've made your point clear; this 2b2t article will cease to reveal any further information about 2b2t, like it's server location at [http://www.2b2t.org 2b2t.org], or [[#Coords_To_Cool_Places|the location to some really cool sights]], [[#Videos|videos]] showing 2b2t in action, or even [[#External_Links|links to websites and other articles]] which share more about 2b2t. We also won't [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/apparently-an-ed-admin-or-someone-is-super-butthurt-over-minecraft.25796/ have discussions about you] on the EDF2 forums either. None of that stuff will EVER be shared in this article anymore, OK?

Oh, here are some other gems from SilverKrownKing:
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| <SilverKrownKing> why would someone with your tier of pedigree post that article 
<fleacollrindstry> for the lulz 
<SilverKrownKing> k 
<fleacollrindstry> i mean, isn't that what ED is all about? 
<SilverKrownKing> you arent getting this|SilverKrownKing, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/apparently-an-ed-admin-or-someone-is-super-butthurt-over-minecraft.25796/#post-872399 upset that Flea's use of logic was not giving him clearance to pursue his personal agenda]
|<SilverKrownKing> ED is not the place for 2b2t drama 
<SilverKrownKing> that place is for article circlejerking 
<fleacollrindstry> I dunno about you, but last time I checked ED was about drama. Y'know, DRAMAtica|SilverKrownKing, not getting how ED works
|<fleacollrindstry> If it's too boring, it'll eventually get deleted 
<SilverKrownKing> yes it will be 
<fleacollrindstry> well, if it's deleted because it's boring, then it gets deleted. but not because you're butthurt about it|SilverKrownKing, still thinking Flea believes he's an admin and will delete the 2b2t article
|<SilverKrownKing> you are supposed to hide you play on 2b2t 
<SilverKrownKing> to keep cancer out 
<SilverKrownKing> by making articles and shilling 
<SilverKrownKing> you let them in 
<fleacollrindstry> > low quality bait 
<SilverKrownKing> oh so bringing cancer is bait|SilverKrownKing, clearly oblivious that other people like TheCampingRusher has done more to bring cancer to 2b2t than this 2b2t article ever has
}}|border=#1b5361|background=#41bce1}}</center>

Of course SilverKrownKing tries to defend himself by visiting the ED forums and explain that this was all part of his glorious plan. Y'know, because HE IS THE ULTIMATE RUSEMASTER. I guess we have been hornswaggled by the ultimate rusemaster...

==Coords To Cool Places==
[[File:2b2t-hitlerwood.png|301px|right|thumb|Ah yes, Hitlerwood.It's gone now...]]This will be a nice reservoir of cool places on the server, even if its in a ruined state. Included with the coords (given in X,Z format) is a description of what you'll find there. ''(-,- = North West, +,- = North East, -,+ = South West, +,+ = South East)''

* <tt>(x0,z0)</tt>: Spawn. In the past there was a Nether Portal out of Spawn, but it has since been removed to prevent TheCampingRusher newfags from escaping Spawn easily
* <tt>(x-65363,z5203)</tt>: IMBJR's Forest Base, or at least one of his many bases.
* <tt>(x-87400,z22719)</tt>: An Oremonger base, or at least one he helped build. Its demise was recorded in [http://imgur.com/a/NZtQd this imgur gallery].
* <tt>(y-11864,z-110623)</tt>: A huge base made by iTristan, but has since been raided.
* <tt>(x-103522,z-148060)</tt>: Oremonger's Mesa base, or at least what's left of it. It's a beautiful ruin, and its demise was depicted in a James Rustles video (see [[#General_Videos|General Videos]] below)
* <tt>(x-180473,z-93443)</tt>: A random base full of random stuff. Nothing special, but it would be a nice place for someone who wants to make it their home. ... oh wait
* <tt>(x10256,z130245)</tt>: TheVortexCoalition's base, or at least it once was. What kind of idiot puts a portal INSIDE their base?

More coords can be found at [http://2b2t.online/ 2b2t.online].

===2b2t seed===
It's <tt>-4172144997902289642</tt>. Use this to find some YouTuber's base easier.

==Media==
===Images===
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{{frame|{{cg|2b2t or not 2b2t|2b2tImages|center|
<gallery>
File:2b2t-friendlyServer.png|Also a Christian Server
File:2b2t-goodOldDays.png|The Good Ol' Days...
File:2b2t-niceBase.png|The classic 2b2t style
File:2b2t-420x911z.png|I'm at <tt>420,69,911</tt>
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</gallery>
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===Videos===
====General Videos====
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{{frame|{{fv|2b2tGeneral|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>VlSok_3Ym3w</youtube> Tyrone & 2b2t: because we have nothing better to do|
<youtube>YvMyN-F1u9c</youtube> Hunting Rusherfags, even though Fit himself is a Rusherfag. Let them fight.|
<youtube>gOMaQTlVOUU</youtube> Veteran Spawn Patrol (aka the 2b2t Welcoming Committee). Another "quality" FitMC video. |
<youtube>jIeVohvMTh8</youtube> The Queue|
<youtube>INHiOC3vNns</youtube> Oremonger's Mesa base gets rekt|
<youtube>ahjmbSEqndI</youtube> Valley of Wheat and other Ruins
}}|border=#1b5361|background=#41bce1}}
</center>

====doctrzombie's Advanced Minecraft====
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{{frame|{{fv|2b2tDocZombie|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>6zw41Vdk3jY</youtube> Advanced Minecraft Presents: 2b2t - the world's worst server |
<youtube>RS_puT9Nn2Q</youtube> Advanced Minecraft: 2b2t - Surviving the worst of humanity - Episode 2
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</center>

====TheCampingRusher's Mistakes====
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{{frame|{{fv|2b2tTheCampingRusher|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>qliLdp4eoUA</youtube> Gay ass "Top Secret" Rusher recruiting video ''(is it fake? OK I guess they were just PRETENDING to be retarded)''|
<youtube>5bsKATXWbOM</youtube> TheCampingRusher's tour of 2b2t, #2|
<youtube>bGS43EWs3bE</youtube> A message to #TeamVeterans; I've never seen someone take 2b2t so serious-business-ly since Sato86!
}}|border=#1b5361|background=#41bce1}}
</center>

==External Links==
[[File:2b2t-currentUsers2.png|401px|right|thumb|The server itself has a 150 user limit, so the queue is that long minus 150. Unless you're an oldfag.]][[File:2b2t-currentUsers.png|301px|right|thumb|Prior to the Priority Queue system, 2b2t basically always had this many players on it.]]
* [http://status.mclive.eu/2b2t/2b2t.org/25565/banner.png Current 2b2t users] ''(live updating)''
* [http://www.2b2t.org The server itself]
* {{reddit|2b2t|/r/2b2t}}
* [http://imgur.com/r/2b2t Imgur]
* [http://8ch.net/2b2t/ 8chan]
* [http://2b2t.online/ 2b2t Online] - list of 2b2t coords
* [http://www.jamesrustles.com/ The 2b2t Blog]
* [http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-worst-place-in-minecraft The Worst Place In Minecraft] ''(article written before the Camping Rusher newfag invasion)''
* [http://2b2t.press/ Another gay ass 2b2t blog]
*[[Fitmc]]

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{{timeline|Featured article July 7 & July 8, [[2016]]|[[Dmitry Vinogradov]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Roblox]]}}

Minecraft

2024-06-25T01:57:25Z

Weev: /* ED Server */

{{achtung|It's no surprise this game is getting a [[Stupid|stupid]] movie.}}
{{spoilers|Everything is just a [[Dream]], you actually need to enter a portal and exterminate a dragon to get a gigantic wall of text.}}
{{hell}}

[[Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|thumb|Welcome to Minecraft!]]
[[image:Minecraftdad.png|thumb|This game is way too deep for you, dad!]] 

{{distinguish|Mein Kampf}}

'''Minecraft''' (better known as ''[[Chris-Chan]]'s Extreme Autism: Underground'') is an over-rated online sandbox game programmed entirely in [[COBOL|Java]] and is the brainchild of the fatass [[Retard|brilliant]] [[Sweden|Swedish]] ego-manic Markus Persson {{atheist}}, also known as “[[Notch]].” It once had an enjoyable community but has since then been invaded by autistic and screaming 10 year old newfags.

The first incarnation of this game appeared in 2009 as a simple time waster in which you would manufacture pixel art of video game sprites and blocky [[dicks|schlongs]] with an assortment of colored blocks of all different textures. But like all great internet [[Keyboard Cat|phenomena]], it caught the attention of depraved [[channers]] and [[goons]] to cast their influence on Notch’s ambitious project, which in part made the game [[E-famous|more popular than it’s worth]].

Being a game made in Java it's sluggish, buggy, and overall extremely terrible; in fact being made in Java is the very reason why you shouldn't play it to begin with. All these problems are to be fixed rather sooner than later, since the abnormally large-framed Notch has finally given up on this shitty game, sold the rights to [[Microsoft]], and left his suck-up former '[[Bitch|employee]]' Jeb to take over game design. This is, of course, a lie; evidently Jeb is just as lazy and disconnected from the playerbase as Notch ever was, and Microsoft are content to simply milk the IP for overpriced merchandise and godawful spin-offs. 

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{{Clear}}
<center>[[Truth|This sums this up pretty well.]]</center>

==[[The Game]]==
[[image:MinecrapCrashes.PNG|thumb|right|This happens a lot, Minecraft is unstable as fuck. It also has never ending bugs.]]
[[image:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|thumb|right|Minecraft isn't gay at all]]
[[image:Minecraft endermen niggers.jpg|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that this is the most common place to find [[niggers|endermen]]. Mojang are [[lie|clearly]] [[not racist]].]]

Minecraft's gameplay is composed mainly out of wandering pointlessly, having one finger inserted firmly up your rectum, and if you found that enjoyable enough to get to sunset, you later get raped by various creatures of the night. Although arguably the experience goes deeper than that, no matter how 'amazing' your Minecraft life appears to be it always can be boiled down to the previous sentence. Whenever he is not wandering around looking for that one block he needs to complete his giant golden cock and balls statue, the player is expected to [[GRIDS|grind]] the fuck out of mining, farming, tree cutting and, in some tragic cases, even mob-slaying, the one thing that keeps the Minecraft experience just a little bit more varied and organic than a plastic picnic-mat. Basically, playing Minecraft is like playing [[Second Life]] on an [[Atari]].
[[File:Mc slut.jpg|thumb]]
===Mobs===
Mobs are just a bunch of NPCs that are designed to piss you off while you're building your house, which in most cases is a 6x12 hole dug 5 minutes before nightfall in the side of a stone cliff. 
====Passive Mobs====

*[[Cops|Pig]] - Pink thing that snorts at you until you kill it for pork chops. Notch added the completely fucking useless feature of being able to [[bestiality|ride pigs.]] First, you go down to the depths of the fucking earth to get a [[dildo|saddle]], then you place it on the pig, then you [[rape|right click]] it. <S>You can't control the pig at all, and it moves the same way that it does when you aren't riding it, so its fucking useless other than fulfilling Notch's sick fantasy</S> You can control it now, but you need a [[dildo|carrot]] on a stick to attempt to [[rape|control]] it. Still fucking worthless.

*[[Lolcow|Cow]] - Likes to jump in your face until you milk it or kill it for [[Awesome|leather and beef]]. Milk in Minecraft functions as an antidote for food poisoning, which is ironic because normally if you ate rotten meat and then had milk that'd be suicide.

*[[Lolwut|Mooshroom]] - A cow that has [[Shrooms|mushrooms]] growing on it's back. It's completely fucking worthless unless you like stew.

*[[Goatse|Sheep]] - <s>You only get wool from these guys.</s> LOL NEVERMIND, mutton was added in 1.8. They can now eat [[Drugs|grass]] to regain their wool. This is pointless because in the game you need a total of 3 wool to make a bed.

*[[Wolf]] - Because Notch wanted to cater to furries. If you hit one of these animals, they will rip the shit out of you. If you give them bones, [[faggotry|hearts will fly everywhere]]. Now the dog will follow you and [[rape|attack]] anything you hit.

*[[Squid Girl|Squid]] - Pointless pieces of shit that live in water. You only get ink sacks from them and they do nothing except make books to write erotic fanfiction in.

*[[Jew|Villager]] - [[Jews|Creepy, big nosed creatures]] with crossed arms. All they do is sit around in villages and practically do nothing besides having gay orgies [[wat|to make babies]]. You can get different clothed people to show their jobs in society but [[nobody cares]] about that since they all act the same anyway. Another way these can be recognised as [[jews]] is that you can trade in all of your valuable [[jew gold|emeralds]] for a piece of [[fried chicken]]. [[TL;DR|In short]], the fan-made "Millenaire Mod" was [[at least 100]] times better than these [[Jewish]] pricks. A major reason for this is that Millenaire villagers can actually build shit while the default villagers sit around and charge you money to do shit for them like the fat ugly [[jews]] they are. You can now enslave them for unlimited mending books.

*[[Retard|Snow Golem]] - Made from a pumpkin and snow blocks. Basically, a wolf with a brain of [[Chris-chan]]. They fire [[cum|snowballs]] at enemies that reduces their health by [[Nothing|0.1]] each time. Completely pointless unless you want a distraction. They also melt if you take them anywhere other than snowy areas, making them an even bigger fucking waste. The only real use is to let them be decoys while you run like the [[nigger]] you are.

*[[Lion|Ocelot]] - Worthless pieces of ass that do jack shit except wander around and run away from you.

*[[Furfag|Fox]] - Added in 1.14, Foxes are like ocelots in the way they run away from you whenever you make the smallest movement. They can be "tamed" with berries although "taming" them only makes them not run away from you whenever you approach them.

*[[Lolcat|Cat]] - Ocelots became untameable in 1.14 and were instead replaced with these shitstains which you can find in villages and can be tamed once you feed them fucktons of fish. They don't do anything except meow and make Creepers run away.

*[[Robot|Iron Golem]] - These lumbering hunks of shit are possibly the coolest mob in the game mainly because they toss [[niggers]] 100 feet in the air and have 100 HP.

*[[Zerg Rush|Bats]] - Useless squeaky things that fly into your face at night time and in dark areas for the sole purpose of blocking your attacks and making the game crash more.

*[[Ponies|Horses]] - Remember when riding pigs was completely fucking pointless because you could only control it until your carrot tied onto the end of a fishing rod breaks? Mojang copy/pasted Horses from a mod that was actually good but didn't give the creator money because Mojang employees hate sharing the [[Jew gold]] with people who actually do the fucking work (unfortunately, it wasn't the [[Mr. Hands]] add-on) to satisfy the needs of [[bronies]]. All they're useful for is getting to places faster, carrying your shit in chests and can jump higher than any other mob. You can [[bondage|tie]] the horses to a fence so that it won't run away like a pussy, and you can [[rape|ride]] it like a pig should you have a saddle. [[Oblivion|Comes with silver, gold and diamond horse armor]].

*[[Furfag|Rabbits]] - Added in 1.8, rabbits just basically hop around being useless. Killing them gives you meat and worthless rabbit hide, which can be [[lolwut|made into cow leather]]. On extremely rare occasions, a hostile white rabbit will spawn as an obvious homage to the killer rabbit from Monty Python. It will rape you harder than [[bubba]]'s massive [[Aborigine]] cock in a little Abbo's ass.

*[[Mexican|Axolotls]] - Added in 1.17, Axolotls are useless [[Faggot|faggots]] that do nothing but live in caves and [[rape]] the tropical fish that spawn in the Lush Caves. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|They come in different colors]] with a rare blue texture if you breed enough of these faggots (1/1200 chance because that's how approximately how many of these fuckers are left in the wild [[IRL]].) They can attack zombies and drowned if you feed them fish. [[IRL]] Axolotls are native to a singular lake in the outskirts of [[Mexico|Meheeco City]] and because of that they are [[Nobody cares|critically endangered]].

*[[Bee Movie|Bees]] - Added in 1.15, they make honey and will [[rape]] you if you don't place a campfire down first before harvesting it. You can make honey blocks which are useful for redstone components but are completely useless for anything eles with the honey you collect, other than that they're complete shitstains.

*[[French|Frogs]] - Added in 1.19, these pointless wankstains live in [[Louisiana|swamps]] and eat baby slimes (Mojang was originally going to add fireflies to Minecraft for frogs to eat but changed it at the last second because the nazis over at PETA would get butthurt if they made frogs eat something that's poisonous to them [[IRL]]). You can get [[lolwut|froglights]] if you manage to make one eat a baby Magma Cube. If they eat regular slimes they wil ldrop absolutely nothing, making them fucking useless unless you manage to bring one to the Nether. They can jump pretty high and will often [[An hero|jump off cliffs]] and die like the stupid little retards they are.

*[[Cum|Tadpoles]] - The retarded offspring of the aforementioned frogs. They don't do anything other then swim around in ponds and then turn into frogs after [[at least 100]] years. Tadpoles can also be put in buckets and moved around if you want to make a [[France|shitty frog pond]] in your Minecraft world. The biome they grow in determines what color the frog will be.

*[[Braaaap|Sniffer]] - Another useless mob added by Mojang in 1.20. These fuckstains can only be spawned if you can find their eggs in chests then plant them on moss and wait an eternity for a baby to spawn out of it. Then it sniffs for seeds, not wheat seeds, but rather [[Oldfag|ancient]] seeds for a useless plant that does fuck all once you plant it.

*[[CIA|Glow Squid]] - Added after a mob vote that [[Dream|a certain Minecraft youtuber]] allegedly rigged and caused much [[butthurt]] in the Minecraft community, These things do absolutely nothing but die in caves and drop glowing ink [[ballsack|sacs]] which can be used to make glowing item frames and signs, another feature that [[Nobody|many players]] commonly use.

*[[Arab|Camel]] - Added in 1.20, Camels are Like horses but slow as shit and only spawn in Desert villages. Camels are another mob that do next to buttfucking nothing except wander around and die once it gets stuck near a cactus.

*[[Pirate|Parrot]] - Added in 1.12, Parrots are tameable mobs that occasionally imitate the sounds of hostile mobs, including creepers which causes Minecraft players much [[Butthurt]] and sperg out and believe they're going to [[Trolled|lose their precious base that they spent so much time on]].

*[[Inbred|Strider]] - Added in 1.16 after Mojang decided it was time to give the Nether some more useful features, Striders can be ridden over lava assuming you have a saddle and warped fungus on a stick, both of which are next to impossible to find in the nether, Striders come with a caveat because if you die riding one you will lose the warped fungus you were using to control these bastards.

You can now breed animals by feeding them wheat, multiplying the faggotry in the game and also adding a bit of [[america|incest]] as well. If you feed an animal wheat (unless it's a pig, which prefers [[cock|carrots]] and chickens, which prefer [[cum|seeds]]), it enters love mode and [[desperate|if another animal of the same type is nearby]] and in love mode too, they have kinky hot nose sex until they ejaculate another version of themselves. In 1.9 prerelease 2 you could multiply animals like cells as long as you had wheat, but in all updates after, [[jew|Notch]] changed it so that when 2 animals have a baby they can't make another until the baby grows up (which takes [[at least 100]] years.)

====Aggressive Mobs====

*[[Zombie]] - Once they were the easiest mobs to kill, but as of Minecraft 1.6, Mojang decided to make it so that if you go out for a stroll in the night time, you'll find yourself getting [[buttsex|raped in the arse]] by [[over 9000]] zombies. Now they're the most overpowered mob in the game.
* Baby Zombies - The lovechilds of the already overpowered green niggers. They're faster and for some reason [[Fail|have as much health as a normal zombie.]] Also, they can ride on chickens.
*[[Skeleton]] - One of the most annoying features of the game. It just [[Black Ops|sits in a dark corner spamming arrows at you]] until you die. Drops arrows and bones.
*[[Terrorists|Creeper]] - The ultimate [[trolls]] of the game. They pick the moment when you just found your first diamond or two. When come near you, they hiss and explode and rape the shit out of anything near it. This causes major [[butthurt]] for the player. [[Awesome|You can get gunpowder from them to make TNT.]] Also, they can get struck by lightning and that makes them have a wider [[power level|blast radius]] for even moar [[rape]].
*[[Spiders]] - Annoying bug that likes to [[zerg rush]] new players and raep their faces at night. Able to [[Antoine Dodson|climb in unfinished windows]] and over walls just to [[Halo|jump at your face with bullshit melee until it can t-bag your corpse]]. Does not burn in sunlight unlike undead mobs, so no time of the day is safe from them. Variations include Spider Jockies and Cave Spiders. Spider Jockies are spiders with skeletons [[rape|riding them]], and Cave Spiders are spiders that poison you which takes you down to HALF A HEART. You can get string for these guys to make bows and fishing rods. You can also get Spider Eyes to make [[Jizztini|potions]] with.
*[[Shitstorm|Slime]] - They live deep underground. If you kill one, they split into [[at least 100]] more smaller ones. You can get slime balls from them and make <s>nothing but [[Cum|sticky]] pistons</s> as of 1.8 you can now make useless fucking slime blocks.
*[[Slenderman|Enderman]] - They are EXACTLY like niggers: they are tall, black, they steal things, they can't swim, and if you look at them, they will freeze. If you look away from them, they will attack you. As soon as you look away from them they teleport and [[rape|hit]] you [[surprise buttsecks|from behind]]. They drop ender pearls that make them disappear. Throwing [[shit|enderpearls]] can make you teleport but in sacrifice for [[emo|self-harm]].
*[[Magick|Witch]] - Lives in shit stained tree houses in the swamps. Will throw [[cum|potions]] at you until you become [[crippled]].
*[[Tentacle Rape|Silverfish]] - If [[you]] mine the wrong block of stone in a cave, [[sand niggers|little hairy pricks]] come out and rape you. But then they wake up their buddies to rape even [[MOAR]] shit!
*[[FYIAD|Enderdragon]] - Big ass dragon in [[2012|The End]]. Swoops down to rape your shit all the time until you get off your ass and kill it by firing [[over 9000]] arrows up its ass.
*[[wat|Zombie Pigman]] - They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] or from a pig being struck by lightning (there's [[at least 100]] [[truth|percent chance that this will never happen]]). If you hit them, they use their golden swords to [[guro|decapitate]] [[you]]. You get rotten meat and [[jew gold|golden nuggets]] from them. They function like niggers: they spawn in groups, and if you hurt one, the whole group will come after you. They're called "zombified Piglins" now
*[[Ghost|Ghast]] - Huge flying, white squid ghost things that also live in the [[hell|nether]]. Makes creepy baby noises and fires [[cum|flaming meteors]] at you. The only two ways to kill them is by spamming arrows at them or reflecting the meteors back at them with your [[cock|sword]]. You can get gunpowder and [[emo|ghast tears]] from them but they always end up in lava anyway.
*[[Copypasta|Magma Cube]] - Notch thought it would be a good idea to re-texture the slimes. They appear in the [[hell|Nether]] and like to [[guro|dismantle themselves]]. Like most mobs, they're fucking useless.
*[[Kill it with fire|Blaze]] - They appear in [[hell|Nether]] fortresses and catch fire to themselves before firing flaming [[cum|meteors]] at [[you]]. These [[Asian|yellow]] flying pricks drop blaze [[dildos|rods]] which are essential for bonus pleasure points that add to your score at the end.[[Raep|future uses]].
*[[Niggers|Wither Skeleton]] - The niggerfied version of the skeleton which happens to be taller and appears in the [[hell|nether]]. Killing them will drop coal, bones, a sword, or a skull.
*[[Killdozer|Wither]] - Once built with soul sand (shaped in a "T") and 3 wither skulls on top, you will summon a flying monster designed to [[clusterfuck]] anything and everything on the ground. And best of all, <S>it is close to impossible to kill it on survival</S> It's fairly easy to kill if you actually played the game long enough to [[cartoon|get a fuckton of anvils to drop on it]] after it spawns, give it cannon fodder to attack while raping it in the back, or exploiting Notch's lack of maths to suffocate it to where the player needs to cock-slap it once to kill it. Drops a nether star on death and can be used of a shitty beacon that ups a few abilities within it's radius. PROTIP: Find a non-[[Condom|protected]] server and summon the Wither right next to a [[13-year-old]]'s house for teh lulz.
*[[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|Guardian]] - Added in 1.8, these ''originally named'' oversized pufferfish come in two varieties, normal and [[oldfag|Elder]]. Attacks include hitting you with dildos that grow from their bodies while swimming towards you to commence literal rape, and 360 no-scope sniper lazor l33t beams that come out of the eye of the penis, er, I mean, eye of [[the Guardian]].
*[[Chris Benoit|Warden]] - Because the Ender Dragon and Wither were too easy for [[Virgin|the average Minecraft player]], Mojang added a new "boss" to the game in 1.19 that has '''500 FUCKING HP''' and instantly [[buttsex|butt rapes]] you even if you're wearing full netherite armor.
*[[Kamikaze|Phantom]] - Annoying flying mob that likes to kamikaze you when you haven't slept in 3 days. Drops phantom membranes which can be made into slow falling potions which are fucking useless.

===Planned Mobs===
Please note that "planned" means "we'll say stuff to make you happy" in minecraft-dev-language and that the minecraft jew-devs are actually doing nothing more than fapping to [[mom|MILF porn]].
*[[Vagina|Fish]] - These mobs were announced back in 2010 and <s>they still haven't been added to the fucking game</s> NEVERMIND LOL. If they ever do get added they'd probably be wankstains. New fish have been added to the game as items, including one that tends to kill you if you eat it. Also added a chance to fish up gear...though more often than not you get some more useless shit. As of 1.13 fish are actual mobs and, as expected, are total wankstains.
*[[FYIAD|Red Dragon]] - These mobs have been confirmed and will be the second asshole dragon to be in the game. They'll supposedly be more peaceful and they'll have lairs in cliffs. That being said, they'll still probably be able to rip you to shreds. Recent update has confirmed that these won't be appearing any time soon, if at all. Were over hyped by a click baiting jew called FireRockerzstudios.
*[[Faggot|Jayden]] (no, not that [[nigger|nigger retard]] son of Will smith, but a fat dick that no one likes and follows you around everywhere until he gets pissed at you. Also he will go on about "trolling" and thinks he is good at it.

===Removed Mobs===

*[[Cock|Giant]] - Giants are [[Obvious|giant]] mobs that do absolute shit and can't even break blocks. They have been ''partially'' removed from the game but their coding is still there, mainly so that [[Hacker|hackers]] can spawn them on your game and scare the shit out of you, and/or because Notch is so fucking fat and lazy that he can't reach the backspace key.
*[[Retard|Human]] - Humans were only in <s>Classic</s> (they were removed in classic you fuckwit) and they did nothing except run around like fucking retards. They had no use. [[Seriously]]. Later on, they were [[Bullshit|removed again]] near the end of beta. Before then, they would run around aimlessly, fucking up your shit in a similar manner to zombies.

===Dimensions===

*[[IRL|Overworld]] - This is where you start off and [[lie|live your every day life]]. Biomes include [[weed|grass plains]], [[Bangladesh|swamps]], [[Brazil|jungles]], [[Russia|snowy lands]], [[Afghanistan|deserts]], [[Canada|forests]] and [[Shrooms|mushroom islands]]. The stuff you may find underground will be mine shafts, caves, tombs, and strongholds which all contain creatures of [[rape]]. It's also the only place where day and night happen.
*[[Netherlands|Nether]] - [[suicide|You decide you don't want to life on this planet any more]], build a [[goatse|portal]] out of obsidian and explore [[fallout 3|what would happen if WW3 took place]]. As soon as [[In the ass|you enter]] the nether, you will be raped by [[niggers|zombie pigmen]] and [[cum]] throwing [[faggots|ghasts]], if you don't fall into the [[ass|deep oceans of lava]] first. Explore it even more and you will find [[Basement|fortresses]] with [[Genital Herpes|genital warts]] growing in them, guarded by [[Asians|Blazes]] and [[Koreans|magma cubes]].
*[[Divide by 0|The End]] - You may also find that the [[Basement|strongholds]] may contain a different [[goatse|portal]]. Shove a bunch of [[dildos|eyes of the ender]] into to it for it to [[rape|open]]. This world is just a big block of [[cum|white]] [[shit]] filled with [[niggers|endermen]] within a skybox that looks like a black tv fuzz. [[Skyrim|BUT THEN THERE IS A FUCKING HUGE DRAGON YOU HAVE TO KILL BY DESTROYING ITS HEALTH SOURCES AND WHEN IT DIES IT SHITS OUT EXPERIENCES ORBS AND A PORTAL UNDER A DRAGON EGG]]. Once you jump in, Notch pulls out his [[troll face]] and explains in the credits how he made his money from making you buy this shitty game in the first place with two people who take 10 minutes (not long to [[you]]) to tell you to [[get a life]].
*[[Heaven|Skylands]] - This part of minecraft used to only be accessible by [[modding]] and generating it with an Indev game. Notch [https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/71249283520802817 confirmed] the Skylands would happen but then later replaced it with The End. It has since been confirmed again.

===Weapons and Tools===

*Wooden tools - Slow and breaks after 5 uses. Same color as the word that describes it: Shit. Toss this shit in the fire when you finally mine some [[cocaine|ores]]
*Stone tools - Less slow...still shit, but upgraded shit. Thinking of mining the shit out of the undergrowth? this is the best way to use the cobblestone that seems to [[clusterfuck]] your inventory [[at least 100 percent]] of the entire game.
*Iron tools - Very useful for getting stuff done quickly. [[PROTIP]]: Only use iron tools when trying to mine valuable ores. If you break them, you're the one that's gonna have to find more iron.
*Golden tools - Mines faster than you can [[fap]] but breaks down in under 5 uses.
*Diamond tools - Since it is so rare, diamond tools are quite fast and last for about [[OVER 9000|9001]] uses. Only obtained by [[basement dwellers|minecraft pros]] or [[You|cheaters]].
*Netherite tools - Since diamond tools were too weak, [[Jews|Mojang]] added another set of tools to the game that is hard as fuck to get and only spawn in the [[Hell|Nether]]. They have twice the strength of diamond tools and don't burn in lava since Minecraft players are complete retards and [[BAWWWWWW]] whenever they lose the tools they spent [[OVER 9000]] hours to get, but you can still destroy them if you're enough of a retard to drop one on a cactus.

*Pickaxe - Used to obtain underground crap like stone and ores.
*Axe - Used for cutting down trees even though they seem to [[wat|hover after being cut]]. Generally useless since you can [[RAGE|punch them down]].
*[[I has a shuvel|Shovel]] - Useful for getting rid of [[sandbox|sand]], [[cocaine|snow]], [[shit|dirt]], and [[crack|gravel]] but breaks very quickly for [[rape|raping]] it too much.
*[[Bitches|Hoe]] - Useless piece of shit if you just want to survive. This [[rapes|rakes]] grass and soil for planting [[weed|seeds]] (near water) like a [[Greenpeace]] hippy. Fence your [[weed|crops]] off in case something [[trolling|tramples it down back to grass]].
*[[Cock|Sword]] - Built for blocking [[cum|attacks]] and slicing [[niggers]]. In short, you're pretty much fucked if you don't have one of these unless you find an Jayden.
*Bow - Fires [[cum|arrows]] that reach [[China|the distant lands]] if you [[fap|charge]] your [[cock|shots]] long enough. Built for no-scoping [[Call of Duty|codfags]] who are too much of a pussy to [[get out]] of their bases and fight the bitches themselves. Well...either that or [[bullshit|they don't need exp or loot]]. All though it can kill anything flying or walking across the map, it does run out of uses and needs arrows in order to fire it.

*Torches - Fairly useful when you can't see for shit at night or underground and stops mobs from spawning near you. It is also good to place torches around your house so you don't get lost (or write down the coordinates using the F3 function) even though nobody knows how to use it.
*[[I has a bucket|Bucket]] - Made of iron to pick up water and lava. [[PROTIP]]: Get on a [[rape|survival]] server filled with [[13 year old boys]] and pour lava over their houses for maximum [[lulz]].
*[[Kill it with fire|Flint and steel]] - A [[troll]]'s best friend. It lights shit on fire! Find a non-[[condom|protected]] area in a server. Go to the nearest house made out of wood (if someone is that retarded to do such a thing). [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN IT]] and run like fuck. Extreme [[butthurt]] will occur.
*TNT - A [[troll]]'s second best friend. Takes a fuck load of creeper killing but it's worth it in the end. Like the 'flint and steel', it can rape anybody's house even if it isn't made of wood (unless it's made of obsidian). Place it, apply a redstone current to it or set it on fire, and run like fuck from the explosion! This is considered to be the ultimate [[lulz]] generator in the entire game since it can also crash the entire server if you explode enough of them.

===Game Modes===

*'''Classic''' - One of the two free versions of the game; affords the player [[over 9000]] generic blocks with which they can construct [[LOLDONGS|genitalia]] of all shapes and sizes whilst free-roaming the pathetically minuscule world.
*'''Creative''' - Works exactly like Classic except the player has the ability to fly, mobs can't rape you and you won't ever die... unless you're fucking retarded and manage to dig through the bottom of the map.
*'''Survival''' - The ''only'' mode anybody plays. You assume the character of [[Bear Grylls]] struggling to survive whilst building big blocky penises, only this time you have to '''EARN''' the blocks you use ''and'' produce stupid weapons to keep [[Pedo|creepers]] from molesting not only you but your gay house. Bonus blocks are not awarded for urine consumption.
*'''[[I told you i was hardcore|Hardcore]]''' - The same as Survival except you don't respawn so if you die you're screwed; [[some argue]] that this is an attempt by Mojang to whip some [[lusers]] into reality. [[PROTIP]]: Kill admin on a Hardcore servers for instant [[lulz]].
*'''Demo''' - Also the [[copypasta|same]] as Survival however it's free; it lasts for five in-game day cycles... which are around five minutes long IRL. Played by people too [[Jew|cheap]] to buy the game or too dumb to [[pirate]] it.
*'''Adventure''' - A fantastically useless mode that works exactly like Survival except that you can't break blocks without the correct tools. <s>'''or''' build dicks.</s> (Notch was sick of the [[BAWWING]] and allows it now) Completely worthless and utilised only by dedicated autists in the formation of poorly designed obstacle courses.
*'''Capture the Flag''' - This a planned game mode that Notch is too fucking lazy to update, not that he needs to since the united [[basement dwellers]] of the world have made this shit in [[at least 100]] different ways via server mods..

===Game Personalization===
*'''Player Skins''' - Allows you to change your appearance in the game to be a [[furfag]] or [[trap]], which is pretty much useless unless you either play multiplayer a lot or are lame enough to play in 3rd-person mode.
*'''Custom Maps & Servers''' - Shitty adventure maps that are usually complete shit and/or have very poor storylines.
*'''Mods''' - Mods are basically just shitty add-ons to the game made by people with nothing better to do with their lives. Most mods are extremely poorly made, cause extreme lag or memory consumption, and crash your game 99% of the time.

===Griefing===
{{quote|What kind of sick person would actually ENJOY griefing!!??|everyone on the minecraft forums}}
Griefing is discouraged in Minecraft. But in actuality, it's not griefing, it's raiding, or provoking a [[you|thirteen year old faggot]] into raging until [[never|his balls drop]]. However, the autistic kids who play Minecraft believe that someone going around setting fire to everything is griefing, and that only good people exist in the universe. Protip: doing this [[IRL]] isn't griefing, it's called arson and will get you [[v&]].
However, if you somehow gain access to spawning TNT in a server, the following is the best course of action:

 

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Many [[rape|PVP]] servers have asspie admins who put in plugins that ruin the server by disabling fire and explosions. Doing so completely removes the possibility of going to the [[hell|Nether]] as well as burning down shitty wooden houses other people made, blowing them up, and TNT mining, but they do this because "explozins and fir r gey".
{{quote|Why are explosions disabled on this server? Its PVP|cunt}}
{{quote|oh no its michal myers and he needs his expl,osions lol!!! XDD|faggot}}
{{quote|SHUT UP OR IL DDOS U U FEG!!11!ONE!!|cunt}}
Alternatively, some people in Minecraft claim to be "hackers" if they are able to DDOS someone with a $5 booter they bought with their Mom's credit card. If you're one of those motherfucking pussies that believes that everyone in Minecraft can hack you, please do [[an hero]].

Fortunately, not every Minecraft server is so gay as to prevent griefing; some anarchy servers like [[2B2T]] actually allow---if not encourage---its users to grief other players. Though, to be honest, most of these anarchy servers are gay in their own way; some "anarchy" servers like SimPVP will ban "hackers", while others have other shitty gayass arbitrary restrictions. Avoid them like the plague.

===Other Ports===
And if this game isn't shitastic enough as it is, they had to port it onto seven other consoles!
*[[Xbox 360|Heckx Bawx Three-seisty]]- This port plays similar to the online version, except you're world is as small as [[luser|your chances of getting laid]]. This time, Notch actually got his shit together and actually coded this autism magnet and doesn't crash every 10 minutes. The downside was that Notch turned into a greedy Jew and started to charge for basic shit that was a free update in previous versions. There was also a temporary feature added for [[EDiots]] that allowed a user to freeze the server host's console by throwing an Ender Pearl and disconnecting before it hit anything. Best used after the completion of a long project before auto save activates.
*[[Android]]/[[Apple|iOS]]- You gotta be kidding me! Yup, Notch thought he didn't have enough money to fill his fat folds and had to port it again, but this time to a FUCKING PHONE/TABLET/iPOD!!!
{{quote|WEEEE! Now I can build penises on the go!|Notch}}
The in-game world is as small as a petri dish, shitty lighting, and the world has fog everywhere! [[Superman 64|Sound familiar?]] Also the game controls like shit and has no fun value, with no support for game pads and very infrequent updates. [[lazy|For some reason or another]], this [[copypasta|served as "the basis"]] for the "new" Windows 10 version. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/3c3e5m/announcing_minecraft_windows_10_edition_beta/csry0j5 No, seriously.]

*Raspberry Pi ([[Shit|Dafuq is that?]])- Being the greedy shit he is, Notch made ported it onto yet another system. (The system in question is a shitty $50 computer that you can connect to your TV. It was made mostly for people who are too Jewish to get a '''real''' computer.) This version of the game serves the purpose of turning 30-year-old virgins into 30-year-old [[Bill Gates]] wannabees.

* [[Xbox One|Microsoft's New Xbox With A Dumb Name]]- This is just a follow up port so [[13 year olds]] don't complain.
This new Xbox edition will feature such improvements as:
:*ONE extra player on multiplayer.
:*ONE more block added to the x, y, and z coordiates of the worlds.
:*More add-ons you have to pay for. (Which means less free content.)
:*Notch sucks your cock daily so you'll buy this.
:*?????
:*[[PROFIT!]]!

*[[PS3|Gaystation 3/4/Vita]]- In efforts to steal more money from the poor naive children, [[Jew|Notch]] and [[Nazi|Sony]] decided it was a great idea to basically just port the same shitty Xbox version to the [[Shit|Ps3]]. This attracted massive amounts of idiots who haven't realised [[Truth|it's the same shit every time]].

*[[Spies|Windows 10]] - To try to steal the spotlight from Microsoft giving away a freemium operating system to trick old people into spending $10 on Solitaire, Mojang decided to "release" a "new" version of the game [[He does it for free|for free]]. The game, due to being on Windows and not wasting any time with [[Apple|shitty hipster operating systems]] or [[Linux|OS's for people too neckbeardy to play Minecraft anyway]], can be downloaded once and played on most Microsoft devices running Windows 10. It's also written in C++, meaning that it doesn't run like balls and drains your battery empty for 2 hours of gameplay, much to the displeasure of several modding skiddies that think learning Java in [[CSIII]] has no real purpose anymore (they're right of course). AKA, it's everything that Notch should have taken 5 minutes to do years ago instead of swimming around in pig grease and signing silencing rights with Lego.

*[[Wii U]] - Being the genius businessmen they are, Mojang decided to release Minecraft on a console that nobody owns, while charging 150% of the price of the other console versions, and promising to release all the patches much later than all the other versions.

*[[Nintendo DS|Nintendo 3DS]] - Somehow, Mojang managed to sneak past Nintendo's stringent rules in the same manner as shady game devs do, and pumped out the shittiest port yet into the 3DS eStore. It's so poorly optimised that it can only work on the New 3DS, and even then it still runs extremely slowly.

[[wat|Apple TV]] - who plays this?

[[Columbine|Education Edition]] - In an effort to get more children to play their shitty game, Mojang launched an edition of Minecraft meant to be played on school computers, you have to be a teacher to even download it.

[[China|China Edition]] - HERRO ME RIKEY MINECLAFT RONG TIME

===Story Mode===

Because the original concept of Minecraft being a dream sucked so hard. Mojang collab'd with Telltale games to make a sort of sequel involving the Wither and "[[Jesus|the old builders]]".

* '''Episodes 1 to 4''' - A guy finds a command block, whose existence in a survival map is never explained, and uses it to become God with his four friends. One of them pulls a Judas and uses the command block to make a "Wither Storm", threatening the world as we know it; and it's up to some treehouse-dwelling noobs who were there at the time to stop it.

* '''Episode 5''' - The protagonist and some of his friends hunt for a magic chicken.

* '''Episode 6''' - The protagonist and those same friends trap [[Big Red]] in a pit and leave her to starve to death, doing the world a massive favour.

* '''Episode 7''' - The protag's group find [[Rick and Morty|Unity]] and kill it before it lays eggs in other worlds.

* '''Episode 8''' - Everyone gets enslaved.

Spoiler Alert: The Protagonist wins.

==The Man==
[[image:Notchsogay.jpg|thumb|right|Valiant effort, but we all know "That's so gay" is HILARIOUS.]]
[[image:Notchisrichbitch.gif|thumb|right|All Notch does all day is swim in his money vault and play Civ V instead of developing your favorite new feature. Make sure to [[Cry moar|comment about it]] in his tumblr.]]

As stated before, the fatass behind Minecraft is no other than ''Notch'', a Swedish [[Gabe Newell]] clone who tries as hard as possible to piss off everyone around him without being caught. Over the years he has developed an unmatched ego and he now thinks he's the center of the internet world and everything revolves around him and his half-ass game. Notch frequently disguises his awful narcissism using cute smiley faces like ":-)" and "<3" at the end of his blog posts, as well as shitty jokes no better than his game. This ultra-ego finally surfaced during the huge Minecon 2011 flop and the Yogscast drama aftershock. Not the mention he said he liked cats, and sometime afterwords admitted he was part of the [[furry fandom]]. In fact, he is not only a [[you|filthy furry degenerate]], but he is also a [[neckbeard]] ((([[atheist]]))) and a [[Brony]].

===Notch's Tumblr===

{{quote|I visited my doctor last week, and he told me [[LOLWUT|I had to stop masturbating]]. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. [[LOLWUT|He said it was distracting him.]]|[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/12597070416/zing Typical post on Notch's Tumblr.]}}

[http://notch.tumblr.com Notch's Tumblr] is essentially Notch's blog for the game. It used to be a breeding ground for all sorts of Minecraft fanboyism and autism, before Notch finally got his shit together and disabled the comments on his blog (only to have all the faggotry flow to the Minecraft Forums). The idiots who commented there were very easy to troll and used to white knight Notch in the hope of getting a free account or whatever, but failing to do so since their actions consisted of nothing more than ''omg hi notch i made a site and it has a review its at (Insert Shitty Site Name) plz sign up!!11''

{{quote|[[bullshit|I’m exhausted!]] I’d really like to do a Seecret Friday update, both to keep you guys happy and to actually get to do some programming myself, but I need to [[fap|wind down.]]|Just one of Notch's fine examples of laziness.}}

Notch's Tumblr, like all Tumblr blogs, consists mostly of shit nobody gives a fuck about. It used to be filled with news about Minecraft's development progress (back when there was still any progress to report), but as the months flew by and the fanbase grew to a ridiculous size for such a crappy game the place got littered with posts of Notch praising himself and talking about how he loves playing video games.

===Notch's Twitter===
[[File:Notchisgay.PNG|center|]]
This is where Notch tells everyone about shitty updates he's adding, chats to Jeb about when they're going to have [[buttsecks]] together, and what he's eating. He also tells about what videogames he's playing and how he's procrastinating when he's supposed to be working on gaycraft.

Recently, Notch replied to a <del>buttsex request</del> <del>challenge</del> demand from a brony, and came out of the brony closet: https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/160076467559071744

{{quote|[[Shit no one cares about|Civilization 5]] just got unlocked on Steam.|Notch, telling us about his [[Shit no one cares about|interesting life]].}}

===Notch and Judaism===
[[Image:Notch truth.png‎|thumb|right|The truth about Notch]]

As time goes by, more and more evidence piles up in favor of Notch being a kike. If it wasn't obvious from his fat, bald Jewhead, Notch keeps proving to everyone that he's in it just for the money. At first he turned Minecraft into a paid game, and he then increased the price (twice!) in order to squeeze out more cash. In addition to that, Notch claims that [http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2175441966/minecraft-beta-december-20-2010 anyone who bought Minecraft after the 20th of December, 2010 will have to pay for some future updates and expansions] unlike the high elite who bought the game during its Alpha stage. Denying these beta-ordering faggots free updates will increase the size of egos in autists who bought the game beforehand. At this point, it's obvious that Notch included this feature to help alpha-fags [[e-penis|get better hung]] than [[You|others]].

==The Community==
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[[File:Autism_Boy.jpg|thumb|Your typical [[newfag|Minefag]]]]
The Minecraft community is a prime example of [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|stagnation and faggotry taking over a nice place]]. What started out as a small group of gamers who simply enjoyed a small indie game turned out to be one of the world's most repulsive shitholes in the history of the internet. The community is so overflown with faggots, self-importance, sexually-repressed fanboys and [[autism]], it's virtually impossible to find even a single shred of [[lulz]] or faith in mankind in the ''misery mire'' that is the Minecraft fandom.

===Minecraft Forums===
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[[image:Yifflol.png|thumb|right|Minecraft forums in a nutshell.]]
[[image:SalothSoros.png|thumb|right|The Villager who's allways watching.]]
[[image:Afurryfaggotonminecraftforums.png|thumb|right|A [[closet furry|neko]] crying over above image, sent by other [[closet furry|complete aspie]] Quatroking.]]
[http://www.minecraftforum.net Minecraft's Forums] is the core of the Minecraft community, and therefore it is the most disgusting part of it. The forums contain the biggest shitpile of drama ever seen for [[100_years_ago|at least 100 years]]. Drama ranging from [[oldfags]] being chased off by illiterate [[newfag]] [[Muslim|Muslims]] to [[Lolwut|Alchohol fueled genital photography]]. [[Blockland|Filled with asspies and moderator brown-nosing, the dramafest never ends whilst mouth-foaming aspies try to defend themselves from hundreds of other mouth-foaming aspies]].

Some [[veterans]] [[Some argue|may argue]] that things were much better before Minecraft became [[Bullshit|popular]], and before the [[furfag]] attack began. This argument is supported by the [[fact]] that most, if not all the original players left the forum [[Last Thursday|years ago]].
Today it's essentially walking into hell - furfag degenerates with over 9,000 posts bragging about their ED edits and getting [[b&|banned]], [[Hipocrite|for calling out other furfags]]. Because of how butthurt the administration is, there are now rules against saying anything negative about [[furries]], [[pedophiles]], [[necrophilia|necrophiles]], [[Niggers|black people]] or [[white people]]. This may be due to the fact that the administration team is 100% [[gay|diverse]], and are more open about it than people who put the word "[[furry|retard]]" in their fucking name.

==== Modding Section ====

The modding section of the site is where most of the drama happens. Filled with angst, constant complaining, mods which crash the game, devs filled to the brim with [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], and more [[AdFly]] links than stars in the sky, this is the festering stretched out asshole of the forums. Much drama can be found here, as regular users demand mod developers to add pointless features or design mods specifically to their liking and end up complaining if something they want is not added. The mod developers themselves usually end up ignoring any bugs which come up in their mods, and many don't even bother trying to update them in any way. Shockingly, there are low amount of furries in this section, probably because they tend to inhabit other sections about who can make the worst looking [[autism|wolfdogcatdragonponyunicorn]] skin for their characters that they will never see [[fail|because minecraft is played in first person]].

Most of the time spent by mod developers is dedicated to [[Arguing on the internet|arguing with other developers]] over who is stealing who's stuff, and trying to protect any bit of their work in an autistic game of who downloads who's mod the most. Instead of fixing bugs or trying to co-operate with other devs to make better mods or making it easier for others to make them, they instead put effort into [[Insane|making sure their mods are as incompatible as possible with the mods of other developers]]. So in the end nothing ever ends up getting done, as the crab mentality of the entire community guarantees that it will remain the shithole it is, because the developers will continue to spite and drag each other down instead of trying to better themselves and the community.

==== Texture Packs ====

The modding section also features the texture packs subforum, which mostly consist of these 4 types of texture packs:

* A slightly modified version of the default (i.e.: they upscaled the default terrain.png via nearest neighbor to a very high resolution and slapped a Photoshop filter on it)

* "Simple" texture packs, which are either the default textures reduced to less than 10 colors, or make it so that everything is a solid block.

* "Photorealistic" texture packs, which are usually high-resolution and comprised of stolen Google image searches. [[Fail|They look mostly like shit because of the game's blocky nature.]]

* A half-assed tribute to another, usually much better video game's graphic style.

Texture pack resolutions can vary from 1x to 1024x. Everything between 32x and 256x looks like shit because of the pixels being too big for any fine texturing, yet too small for minimalism. Naturally, these are also the most common texture packs found on the forum. Moreover, unless you have a computer with its price in the five digits, you will not be able to run a texture pack on the higher end of the spectrum, [[Fail|despite 1024x usually being able to run on a Nintendo Wii, with most modern games having textures almost 8 times as large.]]

The texture pack community [[Lie|started out as a pretty cool place]], mostly owing to the [[Autism|curiosity surrounding how high texture pack resolutions could go]]. But as with all things related to Minecraft, it too went downhill, mostly due to thieves and an unsurprisingly terrible good:shit ratio.

===/r/Minecraft===
[http://www.reddit.com/r/minecraft /r/Minecraft] is the fastest-growing Minecraft-related fan [[circlejerk]] and another prime beacon of [[faggotry]] and a small inner-circle inside the big liberal and 'intellectual' blob that is [[Reddit]] (AKA a "subreddit"). While /r/Minecraft isn't occupied by furries and underage boys, it is full of the next worst type of fans: [[Fat|Overweight]], [[Basement dweller|25+ year old basement dwelling]] [[Manchild|manchildren]] and [[Autism|social freaks]] who live off their parents' [[I am disappoint|disapproving looks]].

/r/Minecraft is perhaps best known for being the lurking ground of the game developers, Notch and Jeb. Although most Mojang employees only post something once in a blue moon, many of the miserable losers who surf there see it as a soap box, from which they can order the developers around using "suggestions" and "ideas".

Whenever they're not presenting any "humble suggestions", most fags on /r/Minecraft spend their days participating in a horrible [[fan]] [[circlejerk]]. This involves posting pictures of themselves wearing Minecraft costumes, baking Minecraft-themed cakes and buying overpriced Minecraft merchandise all in an attempt to earn as much digital points (called "karma") as possible. If you enter /r/Minecraft more than once you might notice how repetitive the top threads tend to get; that's because the local hivemind only upvotes the same handful of post types, and nothing else.

In terms of drama, /r/Minecraft is quite dull. Even the most lulzy of events there are simply reflections of much larger flamewars (e.g. the Yogscast flop). It is worth visiting only for the sake of research and study; holding such a fine array of manchildren and leeches on society.

===Minepedia===
{{quote|<@Quatroking> Being mildly autistic myself, I do not tolerate any of this shit at all.|Quatroking|banning anyone on [[IRC]] for making remarks about autism}}
The [http://www.minecraftwiki.net Minepedia] is Minecraft's [[shitstorm|community-run]] Wiki. It is run by Quatroking, a known aspergic and sufferer of [[USI]], also a known [[newfag]]. There are a bunch of [[Wikipedo]]s monitoring the site too, assuming they are "''[[sad|a vandal fighter, and sock hunter on wikipedia]]"''. The Minepedia normally gets trolled by /v/ every friday during an update, tricking the autistics into thinking cars/dragons/whatever was added to the game.

There are actually two Minepedias. [http://web.archive.org/web/20101029203812/http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate This one supports the lulz.]

====Quatroking himself====

{{quote|So i was just hanging out with my cousin, and we were in my room and somehow we ended up blowing eachother... hes coming over tomorrow ;D|Quatroking before he got popular}}

[[image:Quatroking.JPG|thumb|right|Quatroking in the flesh.]]
[[image:Quatrokingisthenewcwc.png|thumb|right|He collects dolls too?]]
Quatroking feels himself to be [[1337]] in every way, starting with having [http://www.minecraftwiki.net/index.php?title=Quatroking&oldid=11567 his own article on Minepedia] whilst [[hypocrite|saying no vanity articles are allowed]]. This article is under a constant edit war due to the [[fanboy|fanbase]] denying Quatroking being of any significance at all. He finally caved in after realizing he is unimportant and actually contributed nothing at all to the game.

After finally getting OPs for sucking a lot of furry cock, Quatroking bans people from #minecraft for dissing autism due to himself being autistic. However, Quatroking doesn't actually know how IRC works, it seems:

Also, he's so hated by the community itself, his title was [[I did it for the lulz|once changed from "Wiki Admin" to "Dick"]] on the official Minecraft forum.

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====The Aspergite drama====
[[image:Aspergite.jpg|left|thumb|The original Aspergite article.]]
In July 2010, /v/ decided to fuck with the asspie admins of Minepedia. Because one of the items Notch added to the game originally had no name, players had to come up with their own name. /v/ called this new item Aspergite. Fitting for the game, [[amirite]]?

/v/ soon created the article for Aspergite. It was honestly very [[lulz]]y and for the time in which it existed made the Wiki worth going to. However, as this article came into view of the admins, Quatroking got severely [[butthurt]] as his disability was mocked. He banned users for arguing on Aspergite's talk page, then had to ban a wide range of users (plus innocent ones as well) then [[baleet|bawwwleted]] the article.

After the article's deletion, [[Anon]]s from /v/ asked Quatroking via his talk page about why the article was removed. He replied saying it was due to trolls.

A page on Aspergium is also archived [[Minecraft/Aspergium|here]]. You can use it to effectively troll the autists.
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===[[White Knighting|The Notch Defense Force]]===

There are two cliques that frequent the Minecraftian community swamp - an army of entitled basement-dwellers who believe the $10EUR they borrowed from mommy to pay for their digital crack gives them the right to dictate the developer's life, and The [[White knights|Notch Defense Force]], a collection of [[underage]] faggots and asspained autists willing to jump to the defense of Notch's e-peen, and kiss his fat-ass for recognition. When these groups collide, it can create bullshit so massive that it breaks the very fabric of the internet.

Obviously this creates ample trolling possibilities, but members of the community have over-compensated to the point where anyone who simply disagrees with someone's comment is labelled a "troll." Ironically, this hyper-sensitivity makes trolling even easier. Sometimes it seems that even Notch trolls the community, such as when he delayed a [[Bullshit|"Secret Friday Update"]] to play Civ 5 instead.

===Autism Influence===
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{{quote|<Rooster> I had a dream Notch PM'd me on this IRC with a SMP Beta code invite.
<Rooster> Then I woke up.
<Rooster> FUUUUUU|Notch fanboy|having a wet dream}}
[[Image:Vgcatsminecraft.jpg|thumb|100px|VG Cats failtastic Minecraft parody.]]
As said before, channers of the [[vidya]] and their estranged [[goon]] brethern use Minecraft by hosting servers and occasionally [[griefing]] the hell out of other servers. Some of the more popular methods towards succeeding in trolling would be through causing deliberate destruction of other people’s hard work, or flooding or unleashing a deadly [[Flame war|torrent of lava]]. It was thanks to Notch's constant viral advertising on [[v/|/v/]] that 4chan got involved in the first place.

Minecraft has even caught the attention of [[VG Cats]], in which they did an [[Uncyclopedia]] level satire along with their own mix of [[weeaboo]] [[furfaggotry]].

Minecraft may lead to [[13 year old boy|people]] developing symptoms of [[Autism]].
[[image:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|thumb|right|<strike>Sick Fucks</strike> [[Goatse|the previous user gaped at this exposed hole]].]]

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===MCYT===
Known as MineCraft YouTube. It has been around since the game ever launched and somehow gets even more [[autistic]] in May 2019 when Minecraft celebrates it's 10th birthday. The community's mostly active on [[Twatter]] as [[Youtuber|Jewtubers]] like [[Dream]] manages to influence a breed of Gen Z's into having a parasocial relationship with their "favorites".

{{kf|89134|Thread about MCYT.}}

==The Drama==

As you might have noticed (if you've actually read everything written above), the nature of the shitty game, lazy developer and Autistic community all make Minecraft an excellent stage for lots and lots of E-drama (and in some cases even IRL-drama). This section will list all the major conflicts and lulz-spewing trollcanoes.

===The Great Multiplayer Code Leak of 2010===

Late at night on July the 26th 2010, somebody joined the World of Minecraft Livestream and leaked the invite code "!!Thomas!!" to the Survival Multiplayer testing whilst the faggot who was streaming was giving out clues about the code. 5 minutes later this code found it's way onto /v/.

[[Faggot|Quatroking]], trying to keep Multiplayer to himself like a Jew and continuing to want to feel important, demanded Notch to shut down the server. Notch responded with a simple "lol no" and kept the server up, [[NO U|even releasing the invite code]] on his [[Twitter]]. Quatroking then tried to cause drama by blaming the code leak on World of Minecraft and Brocraft, then eventually [[typical|the blame spread to /v/]].

The next morning, whilst the server was being raped by autologin scripts, Notch decided to take down the server so he could get some work done. This caused more butthurt as retards blamed it on the fact that everyone had access to the server regardless of Notch publicly inviting everyone.

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===The Server Mod MCAdmin Drama===
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{{quote|[[Assburgers|i prefer computers to people, they don't let you down, they don't lie to you, they don't fuck with you]]|Doridian|fully expressing how pathetic he is}}

Sometime later, on [[Last Thursday|October the 26th, 2010]], a user named Bradster was running his server with this mod when Doridian (the mod's creator) [[hax|bypassed]] the whitelist and [[furfaggotry|fagged]] up the server with his shitty English until the dude [[b&|banned]] him. Doridian was [[butthurt]] and banned the server owner [[no u|from his own server]] and proceeded to [[rape|chastise]] him until he got unbanned.

Later the mod was decompiled and it was discovered that the devs Doridian and Intoxicated had added backdoors to give them power to [[troll]] the servers of everyone using the mod, and even to globally ban people they don't like from using these servers. The dev began to [[BAWWW]] that no one liked him [[irl]] and everyone else began to whine that his actions were [[lolsuit|illegal]]. Eventually they wrote a [[dubious disclaimer]] excusing them of everything and [[pussy|removed the offending code]].

[[tl;dr]] Doridian is a [[furry]] who owns [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hardblush a gay furry group on Steam] and a [[fail|troll]] who pissed off the [[assburgers|masses]] with his shit mod. Because the Minecraft forums is overrun with furfag moderators, simply saying yiff in hell will result in a ban, so [[Personal army|how about you call him to tell him how much you appreciate his work?]]

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===Secret Beta Update Drama===
On [[Last Thursday|December 21, 2010]], Notch moved the game into beta. Along with this, he added capes [[Elitist|for his fellow Mojang Employees]], and an update he dubbed [[Shiny Pidgey|more rare than this]]. On the forums, the Minefags tried [[Lazy|as hard as they could]] to find the secret. Many [[Troll|trolls]] took the opportunity to create hoaxes about what the update was. Many created fake [[Shoop|screenshots]], [[Hax|saves]], or simply lied about what it was. In the end, the Notch told them that he had given a user named Deadmau5 a custom model that gave his character [[Furry|mouse ears]]. [[Fail|Notch had already posted a screenshot of it prior to the beta release]]. Deadmau5 had gained this custom model because he had used [[Fail|Minecraft graphics]] at a [[DJ|rave party]].

*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2164035817/jump-to-1-34-or-so-3-deadmau5 Deadmau5's vidya and model].
*[http://notch.tumblr.com/post/2389820531/minecraft-beta Beta details]
*[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=112662 Minecraft Forum spergs get butthurt since after contributing nothing to the world they got nothing back! Zomg!1]

===Receive More Updates===
'''RMU''' is some sort of [[Internet tough guy|Internet Tough]] faction that DDoSed minecraft.net because there weren't any updates to Minecraft in a certain timeframe, [[unrealistic expectations|and wanted updates NAO]]. This ended up in minecraft.net being taken down for a few days whilst a [[13 year old boy|15-year-old]] [[script kiddie]] was busy [[LOIC]]ing the site to death.

After the Halloween update to Minecraft, RMU continued crying about it saying it wasn't good enough, boasting about how they had 3,000 or whatever members who would help launch a DDoS against Notch. As anything performed by aspies, it failed miserably.

*{{Archive|MLF1|Kotaku article}}
*[http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/10/minecraft-ddos/ Wired article]

===Minecon 2011===

Minecon 2010 was a poorly planned [[fanboy]] [[Circlejerk|wankfest]] taking place in the US shortly after Minecraft got its first spoonful of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]]. About 50 Autistic faggots rounded up to suck Notch's lower body section while wearing "silly" Minecraft costumes.

Minecon 2011, happening roughly a year later, was pretty much the same thing but on a much larger scale. It took place at the Mandaly Bay [[Casino|resort]] in Las Vegas, a venue far too small for the amount of tickets sold. The place was crowded, hot and filled to capacity with stupidity and fan-cum. Survivors report seeing endless lines, shitty entertainment and a clusterfuck of shiny colors, attended by crowds of sad, underwhelmed people. Some idiots actually payed thousands of dollars between plane tickets, hotel costs and the exuberantly overpriced entry fee just to be spit in the face by Notch himself.

====Yogscast E-Peen Drama====
[[Image:Notchtrolled.png |center| Notch got <s>[[troll|trolled]]</s> [[butthurt|butthurt]] by the Yogscast gags on November 2011|500px|thumb]]

The [[Yogscast]] is a group of Minenerds taking it to the extreme. During Minecon 2011, being the [[Faggots|epic Minecraft celebrities]] they are, they got all [[butthurt]] and [[USI]] and decided that they are the [[Alpha geek|prime alpha males]] in the particular nerdwank they were partaking in, and so demanded [[Unrealistic expectations|special treament]]. Notch took this as a personal attack on his ego, and accused the Yogscast team of being assholes (See image above; [[Lulz|amusingly enough]], pretty much all of the shit Notch accused the Yogscast of doing didn't actually happened, and he later had to [[fail|apologize]] for believing the bullshit his [[Aspie]] fans were bitching about). The Yogscast team replied by calling Notch and Mojang out and finally telling them what a bunch of lazy greedy Jews they are. Notch, now really pissed, summoned his army of fanboys by addressing the issue on his [[Twitter]].

The biggest [[shitstorm]] seen in ages was to follow. Each side called the other dicks, then apologized and then called them dicks again. All Minecraft-related [[Web 2.0]] websites were torn to pieces by the endless flaming, rage and trolls. [[Hanukkah|It is said that the original fight between Notch and Yogscast was barely lulzy enough to keep the flamewars lit for one day, yet the flamewars continued for eight days of constant butthurt]]. A true [[Jew]] miracle.

====Community Aftermath====

The entire convention was no more than a way to squeeze out some extra cash out of the little kids who play the shitty game. Notch and his little action team broke a new record in unprofessional party planning by trying to be as [[Jew|Jewish]] as possible and avoid spending even a single unnecessary dollar. But don't tell that to their little personal army, for saying even one bad word against the [[Al Gore|savior of the internet]] will lead you to an instant [[Banned|ban]].

Soon after the convention was over, the more mature parts of the community went online to expose and discuss the sheer incompetence displayed by Mojang's staff. The internet, being the internet, wanted someone to point fingers at. The Jews were, as always, the first to blame, but soon enough the Minefags have found a much more satisfying target: None other than the great [[attention whore]] '''MinecraftChick'''.

MinecraftChick is a [[Girl Gamer|gurl gamer]], of the worst kind. Although claiming to have never played Minecraft in her life (or any other [[vidya]] for that matter), she [[Bullshit|names herself after it BEFORE playing it "for the first time"]]. Being Notch's personal whore, Mojang have ''actually hired'' the ugly landwhale to be ''paid'' for doing ''nothing''. No. Seriously. Look it up. MinecraftChick 'works' for Mojang, and her official job title is "Director of Fun" (ain't that something to put on your resume, eh?). If rumors are to be believed, one of the only actually jobs the Mojang Director of Fun ever had to do was to plan out and manage the convention, which would explain why it turned out terrible, and might even explain the blatant [[Jew|penny-pinching]] on display. Just one more reason why this monster-whore has to die. Even though "Director of Fun" translates to what most (non-retarded) people call the "[[Shill|Director of Community Relations]]", all she does is tweet about annoying her co-workers, as well as trashing and blocking people asking for help with community-related matters, 'cause she is nawt a secretary.

=== Notch Sells Out ===
On September 15, [[2014]], Notch sold Minecraft to [[Microsoft]] for $2.5 billion despite saying [[Jew|he would release it as open source when he was done with it.]] Clearly, the Minecraft IP isn't worth nearly that much, which is why Notch totally didn't do it for the money, as evidenced by the following wall of text.

{{story|<pre style="border:none; background:none;"> I'm leaving Mojang

I don’t see myself as a real game developer. I make games because it’s fun, and because I love games and I love to program, but I don’t make games with the intention of them becoming huge hits, and I don’t try to change the world. Minecraft certainly became a huge hit, and people are telling me it’s changed games. I never meant for it to do either. It’s certainly flattering, and to gradually get thrust into some kind of public spotlight is interesting.

A relatively long time ago, I decided to step down from Minecraft development. Jens was the perfect person to take over leading it, and I wanted to try to do new things. At first, I failed by trying to make something big again, but since I decided to just stick to small prototypes and interesting challenges, I’ve had so much fun with work. I wasn’t exactly sure how I fit into Mojang where people did actual work, but since people said I was important for the culture, I stayed.

I was at home with a bad cold a couple of weeks ago when the internet exploded with hate against me over some kind of EULA situation that I had nothing to do with. I was confused. I didn’t understand. I tweeted this in frustration. Later on, I watched the This is Phil Fish video on YouTube and started to realize I didn’t have the connection to my fans I thought I had. I’ve become a symbol. I don’t want to be a symbol, responsible for something huge that I don’t understand, that I don’t want to work on, that keeps coming back to me. I’m not an entrepreneur. I’m not a CEO. I’m a nerdy computer programmer who likes to have opinions on Twitter.

As soon as this deal is finalized, I will leave Mojang and go back to doing Ludum Dares and small web experiments. If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I’ll probably abandon it immediately.

Considering the public image of me already is a bit skewed, I don’t expect to get away from negative comments by doing this, but at least now I won’t feel a responsibility to read them.

I’m aware this goes against a lot of what I’ve said in public. I have no good response to that. I’m also aware a lot of you were using me as a symbol of some perceived struggle. I’m not. I’m a person, and I’m right there struggling with you.

I love you. All of you. Thank you for turning Minecraft into what it has become, but there are too many of you, and I can’t be responsible for something this big. In one sense, it belongs to Microsoft now. In a much bigger sense, it’s belonged to all of you for a long time, and that will never change.

It’s not about the money. It’s about my sanity.</pre>}}

The announcement was received rather apathetically by the wider gaming community, in large part because Minecraft was [[Old meme|old news]] at that point. Microsoft would go on to milk the allowances of [[Autism|mentally-challenged]] children for years to come.

== Microsoft Era ==

[[File:Notch rich depression.png|thumb|right|Notch is literally a selfloathing fat fuck who has no interest in interacting with other people, because he is a xboxhueg Betamax. hence why he hates his new riches.]]

Minecraft would never again possess the [[Old meme|prominence it once held as an internet phenomena of the early 2010's]]. Neither would the game itself go through the same "rapid" development cycle it had in its hayday, when [[/v/|/v/irgins]] had weekly threads discussing the most recent (lack of) update. Instead the game would receed into the background cultural milieu consumed by unattended [[TikTok]] children; all under the watchful eye (and open pocket) of the Microsoft corporate behemoth.

Notch himself would fade out of public view. For a brief time he set his sights on developing an even more autistic game, called 0x10c, this one centered around [[Hacker|programming]] rather than [[Plastic crap|Legos]]. However, [[Too lazy|old habits]] die hard, and his laziness got the better of him. [[Typical|Development on 0x10c ceased a few short months after gaining public attention]].

Having gotten stinking rich off synthesizing the digital equivalent of opium for [[Autism|overweight children]] and [[Reddit|morbidly obese manchildren]], Notch found himself still the [[fat]], [[Ugly|bald]], [[Dying alone|terminally-lonely]] [[neckbeard]] he always was. His wife had left him, leaving him to [[Suicide|cope]] alone with his depression. In desperate attempt to compensate, he bought a [[micropenis|$70 million oversized house]] in Beverly Hills, a purchase he would soon come to regret. The wide open floor plan and vast empty yard only seem to remind him of all the [[Bawwwww|family, friends and genuine social interaction he lacks]]. This remains an excellent example of how money can't fix all problems. Right now as [[you]] are reading this, there is a good chance that Notch is sitting alone in a darkened room of his empty mansion, staring bleakly at [[4chan]] posts written by [[Newfag|newfags]] half his age.

Notch graduated from [[Basement-dweller|basement dweller]] to an [[Bitcoin|exuberantly rich basement dweller]], and dedicated his life to being the world's saddest billionaire [[shitposter]]. During this time, he momentarily generated a small amount of [[lulz]] by posting [[politically incorrect]] tidbits on [[Twitter]], calling out [[feminists]], [[homos]], [[niggers]] and [[SJWs]] of all stripes. Notch's brief return to moderate relevancy made Microsoft's [[Butthurt|butt hurt]]. In a splendid display of [[Censorship|historical revisionism]], Microsoft would go on to [[Baleet|completely remove Notch's name from the game]].

Almost all mentions of Notch have been scrubbed from the official Minepedia, leaving only short and begrudging references to his role in creating Minecraft in sections pertaining to the game's development history. The old vision of a "3D [[Dwarf Fortress]]" (as Minecraft was initially pitched back in 2009) remains unfulfilled.

== TL;DR ==
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== Clones ==

* [[Nigger|Digger]] Online [[Vodka|(Копатель онлайн)]] - It starts from Russian Facebook ([http://vk.com vk]), with [[jew|donates]] for everything (blocks, armor, weapons). After getting through the Steam Greenlight, It was F2P. People don't like to pay for something good, though, so they starting to sell this shit for $6.99. Even after the Steam release, the game can't into English and is still in Putin tongue-speak. [http://store.steampowered.com/app/278970/ Link]

* Minetest - A blatant ripoff that's about as [[old|"advanced"]] as the pocket version. Only played by hardc0re 1337 nerds because it's written in C++, so it doesn't shit all over your CPU just to load the title screen. It's also free, which is way too expensive for the real game. [https://github.com/minetest/minetest Link]

==What Will Happen To You If You Play Too Much Minecraft==
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==ED Server==
Encyclopedia Dramatica also has a (vanilla) Minecraft server, which you, [[Faggot|dear reader]], can play on!

The server IP is <s>'''mc.dramatica.online:25639'''</s> POOL'S CLOSED

==Gallery==
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Image:Minecraftcreation.jpg|Typical Minecraft creation.
File:AuspieCraftGoastcx.jpg|What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Image:Minecraftmegaman.png|Another waste of time.
File:MinecraftCockWall.jpg|Definitely NOT [[gay]]!
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File:Uncle_Dolan_Minecraft.jpg|[[Uncle Dolan]]
Image:Minecraft_sonichu.png|Minecraft can be used to make [[Sonichu]].
Image:Minecraftnorthkorea.jpg|North Korea is best [[Korea]]
Image:AwesomeCommunity.png|Honesty isn't Minecraft's strongest trait.
Image:Minecraftirl.jpg|Minecraft, IRL
Image:Minecraft9111.png|Happy [[9/11]]
Image:Minecraftdongmod.png|Welcome to Minecraft!
Image:Minecraftdad.png|This game is way too deep for you, dad!
Image:MinecraftAutistics.png|The [[Truth]]. And if you look closer you'll see he doesn't like nudity and porn. What kind of retarded fucked up kid is this?! Seriously, EVERYONE loves porn and nudity. Except this [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic virgin]].
Image:Notchatminecraftcon.jpg|Notch seen at MinecraftCon. [[Basement dweller|Note how afraid he is to see so many people in the same area]].
Image:Notchtruth.png|This guy actually has fanboys.
Image:minecraftyoutube.jpg|You can get tons of Youtube exposure in a short time period for doing literally [[rule 34|anything]] related to Minecraft. Partnership guaranteed.
Image:Notch-on-train-with-money.png|Actual photo of Notch on train with bag of gamers money. Why aren't you fixing SMP?]]
Image:Ninja.gif|A Ninja Creeper!
Image:Creepers.png|Basically [[RAGE|this]].
Image:New Minecraft slogan.png|With all that "[[Lies|awesome community]]" shit, maybe we can bring a message across to them...
File:Minecraft School Shooters.png|School Shooter skins
File:Meanwhile at Mojang.gif
File:Mojangvacation.gif
File:Notchniggers.png
File:MineSIS.jpg|Mine-SIS
File:MinecraftCastle.jpg
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File:I-like-your-house-I-hope-you-dont.jpg
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File:futuristichubmchaters.png|[[LIAT|FuturisticHub]] showing off to [[haters]].
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Image:Minecraftcreeper34.png| When they say "No Exceptions" they mean it.
Image:Minecraftcreeper34moar.png|[[you|Who in their right mind would be aroused by this damned material?]]
Image:Minecraftmobrape.jpg|Or this, even?
Image:MinecraftRanarule34.png‎|Maybe even this?
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Image:566358_-_Creeper_Minecraft_pig.jpg‎|Jesus Christ.
Image:Notchfanboy.png
Image:Creeper-Chan.jpg|Obligatory [[Animu]] form.
Image:Busty Creeper-Chan.png|Now with bigger tits.
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Image:Minecraft_pedocreeperXrana_757.jpg|[[Pedobear]] in disguise prowls servers for [[loli]]s
Image:Minecraft_porn_heterodrawn_29832.PNG
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Image:minecraft_porn_creeperboobs_63708.jpg
Image:Minecraft-mlp_porn_crossover_rainbowdash-creeper.PNG|[[Brony|bronies]] love minecraft
Image:Minecraft_porn_creeper_43544.jpg
Image:Minecraft_porn_zombiepig_001.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
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==See Also==
*'''[[Autism]]''' - a requirement to play. If you're not a person who has assburgers, don't play this.
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Civcraft]]
*[[Minecraft Forums]]
*[[2B2T]] - World famous (aka SEKRIT CLUB) anarchy server and currently world's oldest Minecraft server
*[[Roblox]] - [[Bullshit|which manages to be far better than Meinkampf.]]
*[[Manlytears]]
*[[Ace of Spades]] - The same thing, but with guns and even shittier graphics.
*[[Dwarf Fortress]] - The game that Minecraft wishes it was.
*[[FuturisticHub]]
*[[DreamWasTaken]] - A {{age|1999|08|12}}-year old Minecraft Pedophile, cheater, liar, {{kf|82749|and also fat in fact.}}
*[[Jellybean]] - A {{age|2004|11|23}}-year old [[Bisexual]] Enby [[Fucktard]] who makes shitty content on YouTube and brainwashes fans of said channel to comment weird shit.

== External Links ==

* [http://minecraft.net Play the game but pony up some cash or torrent it for all the excitement.]
* [http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6915222/Minecraft_1.0.0_Cracked_%5Bportable%5D_%5BUpdatable%5D_%5BOnline%5D Protip: Torrent is right here.]
* [http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe The offline client which isn't linked to on-site, go beg for passwords.]
* <s>[http://minepedia.net/index.php?title=Aspergate minepedia.net coverage of the Aspergite drama.]</s> - 404. Domain up for sale.
* [http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Minecraft_Custom_Client_Wrapper_Download Hacked (fly/speed) standalone client for Classic servers. (Free site login required.)]
* [http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/2010/will-i-ever-play-minecraft-again/ Retard forgets his Minecraft login details. What does he do? Write an entire article about it blaming Notch].
* [http://www.negroserver.com/forums/showthread.php?586-NEGROSERVER-MINECRAFT-ACCESS-THREAD Best server ever. Too bad you require to be white listed]
* [http://insomnia.ac/reviews/web/minecraft/ Accurate review of Minecraft's shitty Creative mode.]
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/814637-a-honest-minecraft-review/ How the community reacts when someone does an honest review of the game.]

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