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Street Fighter 2

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[[Image:Chun big.jpg|right|thumb|[[Typical]] female character in Street Fighter 2.]]
'''''Street Fighter 2''''' is a popular fighting game released in the 90's, showing what a fighting game could and should be. It was [[win|awesome]].

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==History==
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[[Image:Sf2introjaarl3pb.jpg|thumb|The classic intro.]]
''Street Fighter 2'' More of Street Fuckers 2 was the brainchild of some guy named [[Konami]]. Then, a boy named Capcom bullied Konami into giving the game to Capcom and Capcom took all the credit. Originally, it was called ''Street Fighter'', but [[no one]] cared so they added a 2 at the end. The objective of the game was to use [[Kung Fu]] on people of [[Racist|diverse races]] to defeat [[Hitler]]'s father at the end of the game.

Everyone orgasmed when the game was released to [[arcades]]. It was eighty cents a game, but not even worth it.

Due to the popularity, [[Capcom]] decided they could milk this cash cow. Instead of releasing a sequel, like normal companies would, they decided to release copies of the same game. It worked well.

Then SNK was like "Hey, lets copy Capcom and make a shit load of boring fighting games filled with [[fap]] material!", and so they did. Capcom found out about this, so to counter attack they released ''Street Fighter III: The Next Generation''. However, no one cared and still played ''Street Fighter 2''. Then came ''Street Fighter III: Street Fighter 2''. [[Wapanese]] fapped to the soundtrack in the back of arcades, but that's about it. Then after a massive amount of fan cum on their desk, Capcom stole SNK's stuff and made ''Street Fighter III: Pro Edition'' which poor ass [[Mexicans]] and [[Japanese]] play. It was a hit with the poor [[gangster]] types in America and is [[serious business]] in Japan.

And for all the [[animu]] fans, Capcom went to Squaresoft's doorstep, at first offering a partnership but in reality Capcom fooled Squaresoft into giving him all of his hentai DVDs. With these DVDs, Capcom created ''Street Fighter Alpha'', filled with animu style characters for animu fans.

Stan Lee liked ''Street Fighter'', but he thought his comic book heroes could beat the shit out of ''Street Fighter'' characters. Thus began the ''Marvel Vs. Capcom'' series, pitting Stan Lee and his minions vs. Capcom, and gained [[borat|great success]] as Onslaught [[buttsecks|butt-raped]] a massive amount of Street Fighters, Mega Mans, and characters from several other series that no one gives a shit about. Then, ''[[Marvel vs Capcom 2]]'' was created, in which [[pikachu|Cable]], [[old|Magneto]], and [[MysteryBot|Sentinel]] [[hardcore|brutally]] [[rape|destroyed]] Capcom's legions at full force. It is considered "[[shit|the shit]]" by everyone in the arcade.

Later SNK was still [[butthurt]] from what Capcom did to them, so SNK challenged Capcom and thus began ''Capcom vs. SNK'', where SNK lost. Then came ''Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Rematch'' and ''Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Xbox Rematch'', SNK's strategy this time was to include [[gangbang|multiple girls]] that would make Capcom basement dwellers fap all over their controllers. The plan succeeded for the most part but poor ass Mexicans and serious Asians brought Capcom to victory. SNK, even [[moar]] butthurt than before, had one last shot, they invited Capcom over as a peace offering, but [[it's a trap]]! ''SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos Rumble'' started, Capcom was outnumbered and thoroughly bloodied, but not beaten. Then SNK called up his good pal ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]!'', and made three ''SNK vs. Capcom: Yu-Gi-Oh! [[faggotry|Card Battle Edition]]'' games, although the games were only liked by [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl]]s, and only basement dwellers bought the game.

''Street Fighter 2'' is still remembered to this day as having taken a huge chunk of your change and a small chunk of your life at the local arcade.

==Street Fighter II's Awesome Intro==
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Capcom's <s>racist</s> awesome intro. Take dat nigga.
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==Versions==
''Street Fighter 2'' was released for the [[SNES]], which pretty much sold the piece of shit.

The [[SNES]]'s best version was ''Street Fighter 2: Turbo Plus New Fallanges''. ''Super Street Fighter 2'' had new characters, but shittier music. While the Genesis version featured shittier music, it had [[ZOMG|mile a minute]] gameplay. And as we all know, [[lie|everyone plays ''Street Fighter'' solely for the music]].

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==Characters==

===Street Fighter II===
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'''[[Fyiad|Ryu]] -''' The main protagonist of the series, he is the most overused character [[evar]]. Most players who use him are [[faggots]] who stand in the corner and Hadouken constantly until the timer runs out.

'''[[USA|Ken Masters]] -''' [[Noobs]] use him because he's way [[Cool|cooler]] than Ryu, despite having the [[Copypasta|same exact]] movelist. He floods the Street Fighter IV servers with constant [[dragon]] [[Rape|punches]] and [[Dragonball Z|fireballs]].

'''[[Whore|Chun-Li]] -''' Players praise her for her [[Boobs|unique features]] not found in other characters. Nobody gave a shit about her until Street Fighter III, where she was the most overpowered character in the game. Street Fighter fans constantly [[masturbate]] to her [[Fatass|larger than life]] thighs.

'''[[Guile]] -''' The generic "[[American]] [[badass]]", he is the most constantly developed character in the entire series, with a [[Truth|grand total of 2 special moves in every single fucking game.]] In Street Fighter III, he decides to stop being a [[Family Guy|family man]] and turn [[emo]].

'''Blanka -''' Typical [[Brazil|Brazilian]] citizen with orange [[Dragonball Z|spiky hair]] and green skin. A favorite among [[furries]]. His special move is [[tentacle rape|electric rape]].

'''[[Pro ana|Dhalsim]] -''' Super stretchy [[Indian]], a blatant rip-off of Stretch Arm Strong.

'''[[Fatass|E. Honda]] -''' Like Blanka, pressing [[Spam|PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH]] is the only way to win with him.

'''Zangief -''' [[Lie|The strongest character in the game,]] this [[IN SOVIET RUSSIA|Soviet]] [[son of a bitch]] doesn't [[fuck]] around. If you get too close, he will [[rape]] your ass on-spot. His special move is the SPD, or [[Drugs|Spinning]] [[Shit|Pile]] [[PC|Driver]]. He has no projectiles, long-range attacks, or, [[fuck]], any useful moves at all. Only [[azn|pros]] use him. Zangief is also impressed with the Russian president's ability to dance very well, which is the appropriate Russian fashion of celebration. He's also confirmed to be gay and had fucked bears in the past by Capcom. Nobody was surprised.

'''Sagat -''' Possibly the [[Thailand|cheapest]] [[motherfucker]] [[EVAR]] in a fighting game. [[Tourneyfag|tourneyfags]] will bitch and complain if you choose him at a tournament. To win with him you just have to spam fireballs. He also has a strange obsession with [[fucking]] [[Furry|tigers]].

'''[[Nazi|M. Bison]] -''' [[Shit nobody cares about|Also known as Vega in Japan.]] He thinks seeing Street Fighters pummeled to dust is DELICIOUS! YEEESH! YEEESH! An effective technique to use while playing as Bison is spamming his Psycho Crusher attack. He's notably the only character that has the ability to [[wut|shut down fireballs with a fucking headstomp]]. This will cause [[Guile]] to point towards the sky, with a jet of fire shooting behind him, and yell "BISONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!1"

'''Balrog -''' [[Shit nobody cares about|Also known as M. Bison in Japan.]] Apparently Capcom thought people would confuse this [[nigger]] with Mike Tyson, so they switched the names around. [[WTF|Actually looks pretty white]] in Street Fighter 2.

'''Vega -''' [[Shit nobody cares about|Also known as Balrog in Japan.]] A [[faggot|narcissist metrosexual]] [[USI|who is in love with himself]], he comes from Spain with a claw thing on his arm who uses "Spanish Ninjutsu". [[Doing it wrong|(Why did they need to switch not two, but THREE characters' names around?)]]

'''Fei Long -''' While they ran out of idea, they add Bruce Lee with [[LOLWUT|Fire Kick]].

'''Cammy -''' Much like Chun Li, she's basically a [[whore]], & she's made by Bison for [[rape]].

'''Dee Jay -''' Nigga from Jamaica, has disease from [[Joker]], has only a smile even he's beaten.

'''[[Mexico|T.Hawk]] -''' A [[fail]] [[Peter Pan]] clone, he believes that he can fly to NeverLand.

'''Akuma -''' [[Shit nobody cares about|Also known as Gouki in Japan.]] Your typical [[fucking|rapist]], [[noobs]] use him because he was AWESOME.

===Street Fighter Alpha===

'''[[Cock|Birdie]] -''' Was [[white]] in the original Street Fighter, but [[Capcom|Crapcock]] realized that all [[goth|metalhead]] bikers from [[England]] are [[black|niggers]], so they changed him. His special move is [[BDSM|chain whipping.]]

'''[[Slut|Rose]] -''' [[MILF]] from [[Italy]]. When encountered in single player mode, players lose to her on purpose just to see her [[Boobs|victory portrait]].

'''Adon -''' Sagat's [[bitch]], his goal in life is to [[fuck]] all the [[Atari|jaguars]] in the world. [[Noob|Sagat players]] pick him expecting to play exactly like Sagat, only to be [[pwned]] by some [[13 year old boy|8 year old]] who doesn't even know how to play the fucking game and just spams [[Mike Tyson|Balrog's]] headbutt.

'''[[Fail|Dan Hibiki]] -''' Obviously [[the best|the greatest character in the game]], he is like Ryu and Ken but more [[badass]]. [[Capcom|Capshit]] [[Irony|made him to make fun of SNK]] who constantly [[Copypasta|rip off]] everything that Capcom makes. Popular among [[fanfic]] [[loser|authors]] because he is [[Stupid|OMG SOOOOOO FUNNY! ^_^]] Dies in Street Fighter X Tekken from a very intense deepthroat from Kazuya. This caused a volcano of rage from Dan's mourners. And Lulz from the people watching it unfold.

'''<s>[[Black Jesus|Nigger]]</s> [[Satan|Evil]] Ryu -''' [[Original character|A palette swap of Ryu to make him gray and orange]]. Like [[white|normal]] Ryu, many players who use him are [[pussy|pussies]] because they keep spamming Hadoukens and [[Za warudo|then teleport to the other side of the screen]].

'''[[weaboo|Sodom]] -''' An American 'Weaboo Warrior' who has an amazingly huge fucking [[weaboo|hard-on]] for [[Japan|all things Nihon]]. Grand Supreme Douchebag extrordinare, he loves making you [[Family Guy|eat red carpet]] while [[buttsecks|he shoves a pointed metal pussy-creator in your chode]]. It's like someone took [[No More Heroes|Travis Touchdown]] and made him suck. Has no visible [[penis|head]] under his [[V|mask]], and likely makes his money by acting as a portable double gloryhole for gay parties.

'''[[bubba|Cody]] -''' From <s>Street Fighter:1989</s> Final Fight. An Amerifag from [[faggot|new york]] who got screwed over by a trap and was sent to [[prison]]. Basically, he got bored of getting raped by niggers and decided to break out of prison. His [[guy|friend]] is some ninjafag. Also wears pajamas and doesn't afraid of anything.

'''[[Guy|Guy]] -''' Also from Final Fight. And his name is really Guy, yes. Give him some credit, he was a ninjafag before the Naruto shit took over the interwebs. Apparently he and Rose [[sex|had a thing]] going on, even though he always chases after his fuck buddy Cody whenever he sees him.

'''Rolento -''' Yet again from Final Fight. Beats the shit out of people with a baton. Has fucking tanks underground in the sewers. Went fucking crazy after Final Fight and wants to create his own utopia. Sodom falls in love with him after a mishap and decides to join him.

'''Sakura -''' Ryu's number one biggest fan. Absolutely wants to fuck him, which is made more apparent in her SFV story mode. Ryu, being the autistic fuck that he is, doesn't get the hint.

'''Charlie -''' Guile with glasses and a boner that replaces the flat top haircut. He's Guile's Superior Officer, and the guy that Guile cries about anytime he encounters Bison due to getting killed in Alpha 3. Comes back in SFV as some Frankenstein Zombie abortion and rips off KOF Rugal's Genocide Cutter. Has a "Shadow" version in the VS series in which his moves causes people to catch on fire.

'''Gen -''' Some old fart that trained Chun-Li when she was little. Becomes sick and begs people to kill him, including Akuma, whom out of pity says "lolno" and leaves.

'''Juli -''' Cammy Clone 1. Is somehow related to T-Hawk (unknown whether she's family or someone he fucks)

'''Juni -''' Cammy Clone 2. OG Cammy saved her in the Alpha series and now they are BFFs for life. Likes to play with pussies (both literal cats and probably figuratively considering how close they are to one another).

'''Rainbow Mika -''' Female Zangief from Japan. Likes to shove her ass into people's faces. Has a tag team partner in SFV. Together they fuck people up with their asses of justice.

'''Shin Akuma -''' Akuma but eviler. Now has TWO air projectiles. Practically banned from everything tourney related.

'''Maki -''' Female Guy from the second Final Fight game. She was added to Alpha 3 in the GameBoy Advance version after her appearance in Capcom vs SNK 2

'''Eagle -''' From Street Fighter 1. Uses sticks to beat the shit out of people. Possibly gay, but hasn't been confirmed. Also appeared in Capcom vs SNK 2.

'''Ingrid -''' Not even officially a Street Fighter character. She was added in the PSP version after Capcom cancelled Capcom Fighting All Stars. Her story was forcefully shoved into the Alpha games as a Rose clone, having the same "Psycho Powers" as both Rose and Bison and being connected to the two even though she's a thousand years old.

===Street Fighter III===

'''Alex -''' A [[Hulk Hogan]] clone who apparently is the main character of SF3 that happens [[Incest|to fuck his cousin]] in SF6.

'''Sean -''' The only [[gangsta]] in the entire series. [[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody gives a shit]] about him because he's just another [[original character|palette swap]] of Ryu. [[Fail|His super move is a regular Hadouken.]]

'''Twelve -''' Possibly the stupidest name for a character ever, he is a [[Russian]] experimental organism created to be the ultimate [[rape]] [[Internet hate machine|machine]], made of [[cum|white liquid]]. His attacks include [[tentacle rape]], spike rape, and being able to [[Transformers|transform into multiple weapons.]] His super move allows him to transform into the opponent character, but with a white palette. Because [[seriously]], that's what Street Fighter needs, more palette swap characters.

'''Hugo -''' [[Fatass|Hueg]] wrestler from [[Germany|Nazi Germany]]. His goal in the tournament is to [[Pwn|destroy]] Twelve, the evil [[Communist]] warrior from Russia. Nobody uses him in tournaments because [[lol|he suks lol]]! He is constantly followed by his [[transvestite]] boss. His special move is [[Extreme|in-air]] [[rape]].

'''Poison -''' A [[Transvestite|tranny]] with big [[Boobs|bewbs]] and pink hair. [[Admiral Ackbar|IT'S A TRAP!!!1]]

'''Q -''' Capcom decided they needed [[moar]] [[robots]] as well as [[Shit Nobody Cares About|plot ambiguity]] in the series so they threw in Q. Is he a robot? Is he a [[nigger]]?[[Nobody Cares|NO ONE KNOWS]] and no one ever will because Capcom doesn't give a shit about [[you]]. Regardless, Q exhibits some winning qualities, namely his intro animation, which features him attempting to [[Falcon Punch|punch]] a group of fleeing [[children]] in the head.

'''Urien -''' A pallete-swap (Surprise!) of the final boss, who wears a [[gay|man-thong]] and nothing else. His supermove is a magic mirror, which is [[crap|useless]] unless you've played the game over 9000 hours and are [[Japanese]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXMJ7UiLLFE He also gets emo and cuts himself if he loses by time-out].

'''Makoto -''' A Japanese [[dickgirl]] who uses karate and is a total lesbian. Her hands and feet are comically oversized, and look like they belong on a man twice her size. Makoto can fuck any girl she wants and frequently rapes the other Street Fighter women. Her supermove is a punch to the nuts, followed by several other punches to the face.

'''Dudley -''' [[Fag|Dainty]] English boxer with all the class. Dudley never takes off his boxing gloves and he enjoys drinking tea, did I mention he was a [[nigger]]?

'''Elena -''' Nigra [[Mary sue]], nothing to say about this character

===Street Fighter IV===

'''Abel -''' A [[French]] fighter who has [[faggotry|forgotten his past]] and is looking for [[buttsex|answers]]. Could not exist IRL, for as we all know Frenchmen can't fight for [[shit]]. Supposedly the main character of the game, he is completely boring and forgettable in every aspect. [[fail|Nice job, Capcom]].

'''Crimson Viper -''' A King of Fighters wannabe [[MILF]] with huge [[boobs]] and a [[vibrator|classified electric weapon]] on her hand. Can also shoot fire out from between her legs.

'''Rufus -''' A truly American [[Fat|overweight]] tub of lard who looks ridiculous and has a very [[DO NOT WANT|animated gut]]. Has to take a break between each round to eat about a dozen [[McDonalds|Big Macs]]. His eternal rival is Ken Masters, because Capcom couldn't think of anything else to do with the fat [[shit]].

'''El Fuerte -''' Spanish for The Faggot, El Fuerte is a [[Mexico|Mexican]] cooking fighter. Yes, you read that right. His moves consist of running around the screen and landing on his opponent, in a poor attempt to mimick Vega. He also has a combo called the [[Fisting|Fierce Fist Loop]]. [[No|IT'S SUPER DYNAMIC COOKING TIME!]]

'''Gouken -''' Ryu's [[Wisebeardman|bearded]] master. He was presumed killed by Akuma, but in an amazingly bad retcon, he [[bullshit|magically comes back to life]]. Akuma and Gouken both want Ryu's hot ass, but only one will [[buttsex|claim the prize]].

'''Seth -''' [[Final Boss of the Internet|Villain]] of SF4. Besides looking like [[Watchmen|Dr. Manhattan]] with a yin-yang orb in his stomach, his moves consist of a mix of other fighters' moves. [[Sarcasm|How original.]] He will rape you in arcade mode.

'''[[Korea|Juri]] -''' Apparently the main character of SSF4. [[OMG|Has a glowing left eye]] and [[Slut|likes to play with her opponents]]. In the SSF4 animated film, she's godlike and can stop bullets with her glowing eye power, kick everyone else's ass and is pretty much invincible. In-game, she's [[fail|completely useless and reguarly gets beat up by characters like Dan]].

'''[[Rapist|Hakan]]-''' The oiled up [[Terrorist|Turk]] of SSF4. He oils up his opponent until they [[DO NOT WANT|surrender]] making the guys long to be [[an hero|a hero]] and the girls want to [[fap|sweat]]. Also has the ability to [[LOLWUT|shit out his opponents with his oiled up body]]. Surprisingly a [[DO NOT WANT|good idea]] from Capcom. He also has a banging wife who is the ideal woman for any man because she doesn't talk back.

'''Oni -''' Akuma when his emo levels grow off the charts. Still same shit to expect from Ryu and Akuma. Slams the losers's head in his dick if he wins.

===Street Fighter V===

'''Necalli -''' Tarzan with hair that turns into tentacles that will rape you. Becomes diarrhea when he is defeated.

'''Laura Matsuda -''' Sean's sister. Has a fucking retarded haircut. Basically female Blanka due to using electric moves.

'''F.A.N.G -''' A fedora wearing neet that simps for Bison (secretly having gaysex with him). Wears clothes that are too big for him. Kills people with poison that comes from his hands.

'''Rashid -''' An unfunny shitskin terrorist. Uses wind powers, and is basically what you get if you took The Genie and had him fuck Aladdin. Tries to become the center of attention in any given scenario even though nobody wants him around.

'''Kolin -''' That blonde secretary for Gill can apparently fight as well. Uses ice attacks.

'''Abigail -''' From Final Fight. Think Hugo except even MORE buff. Tiny head on a huge body.

'''Menat -''' Egyptian chick that is Rose's apprentice. Instantly became fap material the moment she was announced. Uses a crystal ball as a weapon and seduces people with a dance when she uses her super move.

'''Luke -''' The last DLC character that Capcom was hyping up as "the future of Street Fighter". Became the mascot of SF6. Shoots fireballs with his fists. Get's all emo when his dad dies until he meets Guile. Now he fights to be like his dad.

'''Eleven -''' Prototype of Twelve from SF III. Basically a mimic/random character select, even though other fighters (specifically Tekken) have already done this shit DECADES ago.

'''Akira Kazama -''' From Rival Schools. Is friends with Sakura. Pretended to be a boy to save her brother from a kidnapping. Everyone thinks she's a badass.

'''Lucia Morgan -''' From Final Fight 3. Blonde American Chun-Li (even down to being a cop).

'''Kage -''' Pronounced KAH-GAY. Ryu with Oni horns and vampire teeth. Wears his headband around his neck in hopes to one day kill himself.

'''G -''' Ever wanted to play Street Fighter a Abraham Lincon? No? Well now you can! Has an unknown connection to Q, outside of moves.

'''Zeku -''' Guy's Master/Teacher. Big Strider Hiryu fan as he tries to mimic his attacks.

'''Ed -''' What you get when you mix Bison and Balrog. Was apparently REALLY important to the storyline of 4 and 5, but no one gives a shit.

'''Falke -''' Another person with "Psycho Powers". Becomes attached to Ed when he saves her.

===Street Fighter 6===

'''Jamie Siu -''' Chinese drunk. Luke's rival.

'''Kimberly Jackson -''' Female Guy, except she's a nigger. Wants to be the next "Prodigy". Uses spray cans to draw graffiti all over the walls like a typical nigger.

'''Marisa -''' Female Italian Zangief. Everyone online was convinced she's a tranny as soon as the leaks and trailers were released of her.

'''Manon -''' Fashion Model. Another female people think is a troon. Even has the colors of one.

'''Lily Hawk -''' Female T. Hawk except she's a fucking loli

'''JP -''' oldfag russian putin or what french was replacement with M. bison after his disappearment

'''A.K.I -''' F.A.N.G's sex slave with a creepy fucking yee yee ass hair that simps for him too hard and she has fucked up fantasies about she sucks F.A.N.G's [[cock]]

==Animation==
===Street Fighter: The Animated Series===
[[Image:Street Fighter 2.gif|thumb|A scene from the ''Street Fighter'' cartoon. [[wut|Those are Ryu and Ken]].]]

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This came out shortly after the [[fail|first movie]]. It featured such faithful nods to the source material as [[LOL|Ryu losing]] to a distant cousin of [[nigger pig|Spider-Pig]] and [[wat|Ken defeating Akuma]]. Bison found this delicious. Also Ryu is the [[gay|WORLD'S STRONGEST PILLOW FIGHTER]].

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===Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie===

[[tl;dr|This was the animated movie based on video games that made every other animated movie based on video games suck ass.]] It also ultimately [[plagiarism|inspired other companies]] to do the same with such [[shit|classics]] such as Tekken: The Movie and Art of Fighting: Carate Edition. They did not age well.

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At least they aren't gay in this adaptation.

===Street Fighter II: V===

Despite what the weeaboos say, this animated series has nothing to do with the animated Street Fighter movie. Which is a good thing.

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Because [[wapanese|who said]] that only Americans can make bad animated series?

===Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie===

What's that? You want another bad animated adaptation of Street Fighter? Because V wasn't enough? '''SURE YOU CAN'''!
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==[[old meme|List of Street Fighter 2 Games]]==
[[Image:hsf2zxshcfegmuccttlb.gif|thumb|Capcom sure knows how to milk a franchise.]]
[[Image:Flash Kick.png|thumb|Example of a ''Street Fighter'' special move.]]
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Full list of all Street Fighter 2 games known to man:
*''[[TL;DR|Hyper Street Fighter 2: ZX Super Hyper Champion Fighting Edition Grand Master Ultimate Championship Challenge - The Tournament League Battle]]
*''Street Fighter 2: Adrian's Revenge''
*''Street Fighter 2: Alpha Omega Zero EX''
*''Street Fighter 2: Anal Fiesta''
*''Street Fighter 2: Baker's Dozen''
*''Street Fighter 2: Battletoads''
*''Street Fighter 2: Beta EX-3 version 1.4π''
*''Street Fighter 2: Beyond Thunderdome''
*''Street Fighter 2: Blanka's theme song kicks ass''
*''Street Fighter 2: Blanka Special - Keep Pressing The Punch Button Until You Shock Your Opponent To Death You Cheap Son Of A Bitch Version''
*''Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li Loli Hentai''
*''Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's [[Cock]] Addiction''
*''Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's [[Cock]] Addiction 2: Super Shittledick Showcase''
*''Street Fighter 2: Crash Control X''
*''Street Fighter 2: Do the Cha-Cha''
*''Street Fighter 2: Don't Rock the Boat!''
*''Street Fighter 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''
*''Street Fighter 2: Ernest Goes to Fight!''
*''Street Fighter 2: Farming''
*''Street Fighter 2: Fountains of Faggotry''
*''Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition''
*''Street Fighter 2: [[Guile]] was a Glitchy faggot, but he's fixed now''
*''Street Fighter 2: Homosexual Adventures''
*''Street Fighter 2: Ken's Homosensual Escapade''
*''Street Fighter 2: Match of the Century''
*''Street Fighter 2: Now E. Honda Is Cheaper Than Ever!''
*''Street Fighter 2: Now It Doesn't Suck Anymore!''
*''Street Fighter 2: [[Gay|Rainbow Edition]]''
*''Street Fighter 2: [[Rule 34]] Edition''
*''Street Fighter 2: Sesame Street''
*''Street Fighter 2: [[DDR|Stepmania]]''
*''Street Fighter 2: Super Fuck Farts Ex Duo Alpha Omega''
*''Street Fighter 2: Super Saiyan Buttsex''
*''Street Fighter 2: The Epic Quest''
*''Street Fighter 2: The one where the guy comes out of the thing''
*''Street Fighter 2: Transsexual Rehab''
*''Street Fighter 2: Turbo plus New Fallanges''
*''Street Fighter 2: Twitching Muhammad Ali vs. Corpse of Pavarotti''
*''Street Fighter 2: Ultra Hyper Mega Super Alpha Omega Fighting''
*''Street Fighter 2: v2.0''
*''Street Fighter 2: V2.000000000001''
*''Super Street Fighter 2: Alpha Turbo the New Challenger's Mega Awesome Chuck Norris Edition''
*''X-Men Vs. Street Fighter 2''

===Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition===
[[crap|Cap]]com also made a [[furry]] version of ''Street Fighter 2'' known as ''Darkstalkers''. It had nothing but a bunch of fucking [[furry|furries]] as characters, and no one played it, except for the occasional [[weeaboo]] [[retard]]s.

==Street Fighter 2: A Real World Demonstration==

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==Trivia==
*Everyone knows Ryu's Hadouken maneuver. '''[[Humanity|Everyone.]]'''
*Expert archaeologists have found remains of ''Street Fighter'' arcade machines, thus proof that [[at least 100 years ago]] there was infact a ''Street Fighter'' game.
*''Street Fighter'' is the only game by Capcom with characters that aren't racially biased, especially not M. Bison ([[America]]'s Balrog; an obvious tribute to Mike Tyson), Fei Long (Chinese Bruce Lee type who screams like Michael Jackson), Dhalshim (curry-eating Indian) and Dee Jay (Jamaican breakdancing with dreadlocks while high on crippy reefer).
*<s>[[A winnar is you|Winner's]] don't use [[Drugs]].</s> Experts have determined that this is not true. Winners do use drugs, They just don't get caught.
*Sodomy/"Katana" was a [[weeaboo]] from the game with Haggar in it that crossed over into the ''Street Fighter 2'' universe, causing all [[IRL]] weeaboos to moisten their panties that they got from vending machines.
*Chun-Li's legs gets [[inflation|bigger and bigger]].

==[[Guile]]'s Theme Fits All==

While the Street Fighter series is rather notorious for having some sweet songs (see Blanka for details), [[Guile]]'s theme song received special attention in May of 2010. The king finally grew old in the [[Youtube Poop]] kingdom, and thus the minimalist video editors needed something else to kill time with: enter Guile's Theme Fits All. A Youtube profile by the name [[original|"Guilesthemefitsall"]] emerged in early May sporting the video that would spark a psuedo-phenomenon. The lone video on this profile featured a scene from the [[Mario|Super Mario Bros.]] movie in which [[Mario]] takes a fall due to his obese nature and resulting inability to balance. Suffice it to say, people saw this video and wanted more: more is exactly what they received. Many different scenes synced with the epic synthesizer music have popped up on [[Youtube]] with the majority of them being posted in May. This almost-meme has shown some promise, but lacks the hilarity to set itself apart from the other YTP phenomena.

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==Galleries==
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===Street Fighter 34===
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File:Cammy and Bison fucking.jpg|Cammy's vendetta with Bison.
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==See Also==
*[[Japan]]
*[[Marvel Vs Capcom 2]]
*[[Mega Man]]
*[[Marvel vs Capcom 3]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.streetfighter.com/ Official site]
*[http://www.streetfighterdevotion.com/ Your average fansite]
:*{{deviantart|streetfighterart|Looks like they have a DA as well. LOL.}}
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter TOW]
*[http://www.skeetfighter.com/ A typical fight in Street Fighter]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085106/combined Kenneth Johnson's inspirational tale of Street Fighting aliens who eat lizards and intend to enslave us all].

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2025-12-07T00:21:47Z

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John Cena

2025-12-05T20:59:51Z

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{{spoiler|[https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2018/08/01/john-cena-and-nikki-bella-appear-to-have-broken-up-for-good/#62ab4aa6bda2 John Cena and Nikki Bella broke up for good]}}
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'''[[Shit|John]] [[Felch|Felix]] Anthony [[Italy|Cena]] aka [[wigger|Dr. of Thuganomics]] aka [[fag|The Prototype]] aka [[inbred|John Cena]] aka [[Darkhorseman|The Franchise]].''' was one of the biggest WWE wrestlers of all time because the [[Basement dwellers|WWE writers]] seemed to think that everyone wanted to see a [[wigger]] [[hack|defy the odds]] and cut Oscar Award winner speeches every time he was handed a microphone. Also because [[13 year old boy|little kids]], [[niggers]], Mexican, and [[women]] liked to spend [[money]] on his [[shit|merchandise]].

[[true|Cena was carved out of the shit, cum and blood that was shit out after his 2 dads were butt fucking]] on 23 April 1977, West Newbury, [[Massachusetts]]. He became a wrestler so he could rape guys the way he was raped by his parents every day until he was 30. Both dads were raped to death after Cena won his first [[blowjob|title]].

==Before TV==
[[File:John Cena threat advisory.png|right]]
When John Cena was a kid [[Martin Luther King, Jr.|he had a dream]], to work in the gayest job in the world. In [[college]] he tried to be a [[bodybuilder]], a [[Handegg|football]] star, a chauffeur and even a gay pornstar, but these jobs weren't gay enough for him. Eventually he found out about the homo-erotic sport of [[Professional_Wrestling|rasslin']] and <s>trained</s> sucked 6 cocks at once hard until [[WWE]] hired him and trained him to be a truly god-awful wrestler that sucked badly and a top-notch cock-sucker, and a manwhore.

===[[The Ring|In Ring]]===
[[Image:CenaAss.jpg‎|thumb|The underwear lies. [[Gentlemen|He can actually take 8 up his ass.]]]]
Cena's first appeared in the WWE [[last Thursday]]. He was dressed in overly tight green spandex shorts that showed off his [[Micropenis|tiny package]], thus appealing to what would become his fan base. This made him look like a generic jobber, and thus no one gave a crap about him, though everyone did enjoy watching [[Nazi|Kurt Angle]] thoroughly kick the crap out of him.

Unfortunately, Cena thinks he's a [[Gay|great]] [[Rap|rapper]], and so annoyed fellow wrestlers by freestyling whenever he could. Someone realized that at the time they didn't have a white [[rap]]per gimmick that could rip off [[Eminem]] so they made him dress like a wigger.

[[Assburgers|For some reason]], some of the [[retard|fans]] decided that Cena's freestyles on opponents (usually about the length of their penis) were somewhat entertaining, so began [[cum|cheering]] for him. This led to every other wrestler on the company (male and female) losing to him in matches until Cena won the [[WWE]] Championship. Since winning he constantly either was defending the belt or challenging for it, [[rape|raping]] it of any credibility it had. No one has ever been allowed to work together to defeat him in a [[cripples|handicap]], and other fag-like sounding match types. Not even tag teams work together when facing him, they simply stand there and take his moves as to avoid injury from his lack of know how.

When Vince McMahon switched the titles on show to try and get ratings, Cena went to Raw, where the fans hated him since every wrestler, announcer, cameraman, production assistant, and jizz mopper on the show had an estimated 245% more talent than him.

The WWE writers tried to make him likable by making his opponents into mega evil bad guys who [[awwright|beat up women]] and [[old meme|old men]], hated [[gays]] and [[niggas]], and made fun of whatever city they were in. This worked against Cena, as these qualities made his opponents even more popular to the type of fans wrestling gets.

Despite this, anyone who isn't [[13 year old boy|a fan of his]] hated him no matter what, even [[Epic fail|booing him in his own hometown]]. So instead they called him a controversial wrestler which was a nice way of saying he sucks, and said that the fans were "very into the match" (which is unbelievable [[bullshit]]) or "defiant."

[[Image:Cenar.JPG|thumb|right|The Chump... er Champ. The fucking undefeatable wiggar cannot be defeated by a professional wrestler, only another loser wiggar.]]

Cena's greatest match, and no doubt the highlight of his career was when he was pinned in the middle of the ring by fellow wigger [[Kevin Federline|Kevin "K-Fag" Federline]] live on the first edition of Raw in [[2007]]. That's right, Cena and K-Fag had a match, and K-Fag won. Cena lost to [[Gary Oak|Kevin '''fuckin' ''' Federline]].

Being a giant [[faggot]] he's into [[pedophilia|fashion]]. The Champ has also made a few "trademarks" ([[unfunny|pun]], [[No|get it]][[????]]). Cena is often seen with knee-high denim jeans with the ''Ecko'' logo split in half on the pockets so that he can show entry into his [[ass]]. Being a wigger, he wore a lot of [[basketball]] jerseys when he first started in WWE. Lately, Cena has been wearing a lot of [[Wrestlecrap|Chained Gang Bang]] merchandise. When his first [[movie]], ''The Marine'' was released, John was seen to be adding more [[military]]-inspired clothing to his outfit to promote its release even though he's never actually been in the military (they claim ''[[God hates fags|Don't ask, don't tell]]'').

Vince McMahon's out-of-wedlock [[Irish]] [[midget]] of an [[bastard|son]] got screwed during the Royal Rumble! OMG He's teh real [[winrar|winnar]], not Cena! He was nevar eliminated!

Cena recently lost the WWE Championship to [[Coppercab|Sheamus]] after [[accidentally]] [[fail|falling off the top rope and smashing through a table]]. Cena is WWE's biggest [[douchebag|star]] and has been in the company for 8 years, but he lost his precious title to [[owned|an Irish ginger who debuted two months prior]]. [[Ireland|Sheamus]] got to where he was because he is still far [[moar]] talented than Cena, despite his [[ginger|apparent handicap]].

===Musician===
Building from his gimmick as a wigger, [[fag|John Cena]] also adds [[poser|"recording artist"]] to his resume as he released his debut rap album ''You Can See Me Unfortunately and Now I'm Taking Your Money and Spending It On Growth Hormones and Tranny Prostitutes That I Find Underneath The Bridge Next To Where I Scope Out Little Boys Who I Then Rape and Plaster Against Walls With My Emecualte Ejaculate'' [[true|which debuted at #15 on the US Billboard 200 chart]].

The album was recorded inside his cousin for [[over 9000]] hours. The album features his entrance theme song, "The Time Is Now" and one of the songs is performed with [[no|popular]] rap band "Estoric" and a number of other songs Cena performed with famous rapper [[LOL WUT|Bumpy Knuckles]]. He released a rap record "You Can't See Me" (in reference to his presence on the album charts) with his cousin, [[butt buddy]], and fellow hardcore gangsta "Tha TradeMarc." This was heavily promoted for about a month during it's release, before never being talked about again due to Cena's lack of [[nigger]]try.

The album [[some argue|has been claimed]] to be a success, having sold more copies than Brooke Hogan & [[Britney Spears#K-Fag|K-Fag]] could manage, having been marketed instead as a coaster.

Since it's release, Cena has blessed the world by never rapping or freestyling again. But he's still an [[ogg|OG]], homeslice.

===Actor===

[[Image:Cena the Sailor.jpg|thumb|Cena in ''The Marine''.]]

John has also joined the [[Hollywood|movie]] business. Due to his ever-growing popularity with [[fanboys|his fans]], the WWE (having already ruined TV and music) decided to venture into making [[moar]] terrible movies. One of which is ''The Marine'', and for some still unknown reason [[epic fail|Cena was cast as the lead actor]]. In [[2006]], ''The Marine'' was finished and allowed to be released, much to his fanboys' delight. The film is about an ex-[[rapist|Marine]] (which therefore means the movie title is misleading, making it even worse if possible) called John (because Cena would get [[confused]] being called a different name) who comes home to bang his wife after he is discharged from the military for no longer having good anus. He and his wife decide to go on a road trip instead of banging, and [[irony|she ends up getting kidnapped by a gang of rapists]] [[sarcasm|because that makes perfect sense]]. The movie is then filled with [[explosion]]s and [[random]] fights to mask Cena's horrible lack of acting ability. One such fight scene involed the protagonist being [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|englufed in flames]], but somehow surviving and [[surprise buttsecks|attacking John from behind]]. The movie did not go over well with [[Jews|critics]] and received negative reviews due to the poor storyline, shitty acting, writing, lack of talent, and [[lulz|discrimination to the US Marines]]. Mostly it was because Cena is as good a wrestler as he is an actor: extremely [[ghey]]. Still his [[retards|adoring fans]] got in line and spent their [[blowjob|hard earned]] money to see this [[epic]] [[clusterfuck]].

There has been some speculation that Cena had some [[issues]] while filming this movie. One issue is that of the [[sex]] scene between his character and his [[slut|wife]] in the movie. Cena was reportedly uncomfortable with this because [[homosexuality|he does not like pussy]]. So, the actress had to wear a paper bag over her head with a picture of [[boss nigger|Vince McMahon's]] face glued onto it, just so Cena could go through filming the scene. This too failed as Cena has always prematurely ejaculated during every take of the scene.

Cena starred in another movie that came out in March [[2009]] called ''[[Dicks Everywhere|12 Rounds]]''. It bombed just as badly as his first [[abortion|movie]]. Or maybe it didn't, [[HTS-Noob|but who fucking cares?]]

The Marine now has a sequel that doesn't star John Cena, [[lie|which is a major disappointment]]. Cena was replaced as the lead by a guy with an even shittier acting talent, [[nobody|Ted DiBiase Jr]].

In [[2010|late 2009]] Cena compared his [[lulz|acting ability]] to that of [[The Rock Driving|Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]] during an interview. Cena fanboys [[came|rejoiced]] upon hearing this comparison, while the [[serious business|IWC]] treated the matter by going [[apeshit|calmly]] on his statements. Cena and Rock fans have begged for a movie starring the two of them so that they can [[fap|enjoy a movie starring their heroes]], but [[BAWWWWW]] because [[virgin|they will never get it]].

He also played [[Fred]]'s dad in a movie that should not exist.

While James Gunn is too busy making dark jokes about pedos and rape and being a sickfuck on twitter, John recently stars in a [[lulz|luzly]] [[DC]] show called [[rape|Peacemaker]], and the intro is the only thing good about it. No need to watch anything else, just niggers, fatties and someone trying hard to be [[Deadpool]]. Unless you're [[racist]], guess you enjoy that shit only to watch it you [[nazi]].

===Acting Continued: Subway===
[[Image:moarmeat.jpg|thumb|right|<s>My</s> Your cock. <s>Your</s> My mouth. NOW.]]

John Cena was given a 15 second Subway commercial, as is common with pathetic wrestlers who need money. The level of acting and charisma in this blew everything that was in his movie out of the fucking water. This commercial is the most successful thing to ever happen in Cena's career, because he found a way to get paid to just stand there, look at a [[sammich|footlong]], and argue with his boyfriend (which apart from deepthroating are the only things in life he is not completely horrible at), but it also spawned an extremely unfunny [[meme]].

==Injuries==
Cena's first major injury occured on the October 1st, 2007 episode of Raw. The IWC broke open the bottles of [[lulz]] and poured [[epic win]] over their cocks as Cena tore all of the muscles in his arm wrestling [[John F. Kennedy|Mr. Kennedy]] whilst he was executing the ''devastating'', ''lethal'' maneuver known as the ''basic hiptoss''. Needless to say, everybody who wasn't a [[derp|fan of his]] celebrated. Cena gave up his WWE championship to "The [[boner|Legend]] Killer" Randy Orton. [[Some say|It was rumored]] that it would take at least a year for Cena to recover from his injury, but he [[hack|defied the odds]] and returned in the January 2008 ''Royal Rumble'' to [[rape]] everyone in his path, including [[The Game|Triple H]].

In July 2008, Cena broke his neck outside of the ring. Cena fans [[cried]] while the IWC [[pissed|laughed]] in their faces. WWE tried to cover this up by claiming he was injured in a match with [[RAGE|Batista]] that happened [[last Thursday|the previous week]]. At the 2012 Summerslam, Cena tore his penis clean off his prostate when he got an erection in a match with CM Punk while Punk performed his finisher "The [[Goatse|'''G'''oa'''T''''''S'''E]]".

==Fans==
Although he is hated by almost all the [[redneck|wrestling community]] due to lack of [[sport|wrestling]] ability or [[blowjob|vocal]] talent and his [[Chris Benoit|steroid]] muscles, he still has a few fans. He calls them part of his "[[prison rape|Chain Gang]]," because some [[nerd|genius writer]] thought that sounded cool and [[capitalism|could fit on a t-shirt]].
[[Image:Typicalcenafan.jpg‎|thumb|Typical Cena fan. You <s>walk</s>]]
Cena has very distinct breeds of fans:
*[[Children]]
*[[16-year-old girls|Jailbait who want to blow him]]
*[[your mom|Fat chicks who want to get fucked by him]]
*[[wigger|Fellow wiggers]]
*[[Jace Connors]]
*[[Pedophiles]]
*[[fucktards|Mongloids and Retardo Montalbans]]
*[[you|People who have no sense of direction in life]] and therefore choose to idolize him instead
*[[Vince|Vince McMahon]], as he is the one who gives Cena his [[buttsecks|pay]]
*[[Kevin Federline|K-Fag]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[13 year old boys|13 year old boys]]
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Sea Turtles]]
*[[Hulk Hogan]]
*[[Isn't Dallas in California?|Jim Ross]]
*[[Chris Benoit|The Benoit Family]]
*[[Uwe Boll]]
*[[Goatse]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Retards|Special-needs kids]] on the cool section of the short bus. (See: [[reymon14]])
*Local fatass, Craig Griffith
*[[whore|ChRiSyEaHmE]] (but it's a gOod One)
*The Entire [[Flamers|Calgary Flames]] Roster
*[[douche|Gamingcheating]] (Who really should have his own article)
*[[Croik]]
*[[You|Anyone who enjoys seeing sweaty men in tight spandex]]
*[[Filipino|flips <s>who act like niggers</s>]] they are already [[sea nigger|a certain breed of nigger]]
*[[Fat|VERY HEALTHY KIDS]]
*[[China|The Chinese who enjoy Bing Chilling]]
As the [[W]][[W]][[drugs|E]] likes to try and make fans like who they want to be champions, Cena is told to ignore all the fans that boo him, which has occurred at every WWE show since Cena's first appearance. When this does not work, the [[wee wee|WWE]] pumps the sound of crowds cheering over the speaker system to try and get him liked. [[You fail it|It fails]].

[[Last Thursday]], Craig Griffith got the chance to meet his idol at a [[McDonald's|fancy restaurant]] for a night of romance and testicle sucking. Craig had a huge cum-stain on his jeans as he waited to worship the might of the world's most shriveled [[WWE]] penis. As Craig vigorously fapped at the table it slowly occurred to him that John Cena was not going to arrive. Apparently even John Cena was not attracted to the mutant fatass. Craig spent the next four months [[BAWWWWWW|crying his ass off]] and [[incest|fisting his mom]] for [[at least 100]] days.

==Six Moves Of Doom==
Cena is well known for using the same poorly executed moves to defeat any wrestler, no matter how technical or more experienced they are/were/will be/have been/aren't. Due to his lack of ability in wrestling (and in life for that matter), he has two moar moves than a fuckin' [[Pokemon]]. They are:
*[[Fisting|The Closed Fist]] - His most commonly used move, as since he lacks real wrestling ability, he must punch and brawl his way through matches.
*Ass-Ramming - Cena attempts to fly through the air, but lacking wings just knocks his opponent over like an idiot.[[Image:Leggaycy.jpg|thumb|Cena [[Gay sex|pinning]] Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes (FYI, Dibiase's fuckin' [[Your Mom|your mom]]).]]
*The Protobomb - Cena grabs his opponents inner thigh and fondles it for about 3 seconds, then moves to the balls, and that's about it, as it looks like a retarded baby may have come up with this move.
*Five Knuckle Shuffle - A mockery of a move that is named after [[handjob|Cena's favorite past time]] ([[srsly]]) and is another closed fist disguised as an actual move where he bounces off the ropes and hits his opponent's face while they are on the mat, mostly after Cena has raped them.
*The [[Fuckyou|F-U]] - A very bad attempt at a Death Valley Driver, but looks stupid enough to be his finisher. Named after the reply he gets after asking people for sex. [[Politically correct|(Now called The Attitude Adjustment]] because the [[WWE]] is now rated [[4Kids|PG]] and [[your mom|pathetic single mothers]] that have nothing better to do than complain thought that "F-U" sounded a lot like "[[Facepalm|fuck you]])"
*The STF (''short for [[Erection|'''stiff''']]'') - Cena's favorite sex position disguised as a submission hold. Cena grabs his opponent from behind (so they cannot escape) and mounts him from behind while they are on their stomach. Cena then [[buttsecks|humps]] them until they give up, whether that be from the pleasure or [[pain]] caused by the hold.

==John Cena meets the Internet==
[[Image:CenaMad.jpg|thumb|Cena reacts to this article.]]

John Cena has tried to promote himself on the [[internet]] before, however he was [[oh noes|shocked]] when he realized that [[teh]] interwebs is one place where the WWE can't pretend he's [[an hero]].
*Cena successfully had a [[MySpace]] page open for a month, before it was "taken down" for "reworking." This is of course bullshit, as he couldn't handle the wrestling marks, flamers and haters spamming his page.
*Cena attempted his own [[YouTube]] vBlog called ''Five Questions'' where he would answer five specially selected uncontroversial and uninteresting questions made up by WWE writers. This was canned after it became clear no-one gave a crap about it.
*Cena became a [[Gaiafag]]. ([http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9260631 SRSLY, check it out!]) in a desperate attempt to have one place on Earth that actually likes him (after all, everyone on Gaia is as gay as he is).
*Cena has a {{Twitter|JohnCena|Twitter account}}. It's really gay because he begins each of his tweets addressing his equally gay fans as the "CeNation."
*It was a long wait but Cena finally has a fucking {{yt|cu|johncenahardnocks|JewTube}} account but there's one problem: the pussy has disabled all comments. Seems that our roided rap version of [[Village People|Hulk Hogan]] has finally realized that not even the internet likes him. Just like in the [[IRL|real world]].

==External Links==
*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/John_Cena Lolcow.wiki article]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCwNRJM6qx8 Gilette commercial]
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John Cena

2025-12-05T20:58:55Z

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{{spoiler|[https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2018/08/01/john-cena-and-nikki-bella-appear-to-have-broken-up-for-good/#62ab4aa6bda2 John Cena and Nikki Bella broke up for good]}}
{{spoiler|[https://www.wwe.com/videos/john-cena-announces-he-will-retire-in-2025-money-in-the-bank-2024-highlights John Cena is officially retiring wwe for good]}}[[Image:Jc cock.jpg|400px|thumb|John Cena after a hard day of sucking cock.]]

'''[[Shit|John]] [[Felch|Felix]] Anthony [[Italy|Cena]] aka [[wigger|Dr. of Thuganomics]] aka [[fag|The Prototype]] aka [[inbred|John Cena]] aka [[Darkhorseman|The Franchise]].''' was one of the biggest WWE wrestlers of all time because the [[Basement dwellers|WWE writers]] seemed to think that everyone wanted to see a [[wigger]] [[hack|defy the odds]] and cut Oscar Award winner speeches every time he was handed a microphone. Also because [[13 year old boy|little kids]], [[niggers]], Mexican, and [[women]] liked to spend [[money]] on his [[shit|merchandise]].

[[true|Cena was carved out of the shit, cum and blood that was shit out after his 2 dads were butt fucking]] on 23 April 1977, West Newbury, [[Massachusetts]]. He became a wrestler so he could rape guys the way he was raped by his parents every day until he was 30. Both dads were raped to death after Cena won his first [[blowjob|title]].

==Before TV==
[[File:John Cena threat advisory.png|right]]
When John Cena was a kid [[Martin Luther King, Jr.|he had a dream]], to work in the gayest job in the world. In [[college]] he tried to be a [[bodybuilder]], a [[Handegg|football]] star, a chauffeur and even a gay pornstar, but these jobs weren't gay enough for him. Eventually he found out about the homo-erotic sport of [[Professional_Wrestling|rasslin']] and <s>trained</s> sucked 6 cocks at once hard until [[WWE]] hired him and trained him to be a truly god-awful wrestler that sucked badly and a top-notch cock-sucker, and a manwhore.

===[[The Ring|In Ring]]===
[[Image:CenaAss.jpg‎|thumb|The underwear lies. [[Gentlemen|He can actually take 8 up his ass.]]]]
Cena's first appeared in the WWE [[last Thursday]]. He was dressed in overly tight green spandex shorts that showed off his [[Micropenis|tiny package]], thus appealing to what would become his fan base. This made him look like a generic jobber, and thus no one gave a crap about him, though everyone did enjoy watching [[Nazi|Kurt Angle]] thoroughly kick the crap out of him.

Unfortunately, Cena thinks he's a [[Gay|great]] [[Rap|rapper]], and so annoyed fellow wrestlers by freestyling whenever he could. Someone realized that at the time they didn't have a white [[rap]]per gimmick that could rip off [[Eminem]] so they made him dress like a wigger.

[[Assburgers|For some reason]], some of the [[retard|fans]] decided that Cena's freestyles on opponents (usually about the length of their penis) were somewhat entertaining, so began [[cum|cheering]] for him. This led to every other wrestler on the company (male and female) losing to him in matches until Cena won the [[WWE]] Championship. Since winning he constantly either was defending the belt or challenging for it, [[rape|raping]] it of any credibility it had. No one has ever been allowed to work together to defeat him in a [[cripples|handicap]], and other fag-like sounding match types. Not even tag teams work together when facing him, they simply stand there and take his moves as to avoid injury from his lack of know how.

When Vince McMahon switched the titles on show to try and get ratings, Cena went to Raw, where the fans hated him since every wrestler, announcer, cameraman, production assistant, and jizz mopper on the show had an estimated 245% more talent than him.

The WWE writers tried to make him likable by making his opponents into mega evil bad guys who [[awwright|beat up women]] and [[old meme|old men]], hated [[gays]] and [[niggas]], and made fun of whatever city they were in. This worked against Cena, as these qualities made his opponents even more popular to the type of fans wrestling gets.

Despite this, anyone who isn't [[13 year old boy|a fan of his]] hated him no matter what, even [[Epic fail|booing him in his own hometown]]. So instead they called him a controversial wrestler which was a nice way of saying he sucks, and said that the fans were "very into the match" (which is unbelievable [[bullshit]]) or "defiant."

[[Image:Cenar.JPG|thumb|right|The Chump... er Champ. The fucking undefeatable wiggar cannot be defeated by a professional wrestler, only another loser wiggar.]]

Cena's greatest match, and no doubt the highlight of his career was when he was pinned in the middle of the ring by fellow wigger [[Kevin Federline|Kevin "K-Fag" Federline]] live on the first edition of Raw in [[2007]]. That's right, Cena and K-Fag had a match, and K-Fag won. Cena lost to [[Gary Oak|Kevin '''fuckin' ''' Federline]].

Being a giant [[faggot]] he's into [[pedophilia|fashion]]. The Champ has also made a few "trademarks" ([[unfunny|pun]], [[No|get it]][[????]]). Cena is often seen with knee-high denim jeans with the ''Ecko'' logo split in half on the pockets so that he can show entry into his [[ass]]. Being a wigger, he wore a lot of [[basketball]] jerseys when he first started in WWE. Lately, Cena has been wearing a lot of [[Wrestlecrap|Chained Gang Bang]] merchandise. When his first [[movie]], ''The Marine'' was released, John was seen to be adding more [[military]]-inspired clothing to his outfit to promote its release even though he's never actually been in the military (they claim ''[[God hates fags|Don't ask, don't tell]]'').

Vince McMahon's out-of-wedlock [[Irish]] [[midget]] of an [[bastard|son]] got screwed during the Royal Rumble! OMG He's teh real [[winrar|winnar]], not Cena! He was nevar eliminated!

Cena recently lost the WWE Championship to [[Coppercab|Sheamus]] after [[accidentally]] [[fail|falling off the top rope and smashing through a table]]. Cena is WWE's biggest [[douchebag|star]] and has been in the company for 8 years, but he lost his precious title to [[owned|an Irish ginger who debuted two months prior]]. [[Ireland|Sheamus]] got to where he was because he is still far [[moar]] talented than Cena, despite his [[ginger|apparent handicap]].

===Musician===
Building from his gimmick as a wigger, [[fag|John Cena]] also adds [[poser|"recording artist"]] to his resume as he released his debut rap album ''You Can See Me Unfortunately and Now I'm Taking Your Money and Spending It On Growth Hormones and Tranny Prostitutes That I Find Underneath The Bridge Next To Where I Scope Out Little Boys Who I Then Rape and Plaster Against Walls With My Emecualte Ejaculate'' [[true|which debuted at #15 on the US Billboard 200 chart]].

The album was recorded inside his cousin for [[over 9000]] hours. The album features his entrance theme song, "The Time Is Now" and one of the songs is performed with [[no|popular]] rap band "Estoric" and a number of other songs Cena performed with famous rapper [[LOL WUT|Bumpy Knuckles]]. He released a rap record "You Can't See Me" (in reference to his presence on the album charts) with his cousin, [[butt buddy]], and fellow hardcore gangsta "Tha TradeMarc." This was heavily promoted for about a month during it's release, before never being talked about again due to Cena's lack of [[nigger]]try.

The album [[some argue|has been claimed]] to be a success, having sold more copies than Brooke Hogan & [[Britney Spears#K-Fag|K-Fag]] could manage, having been marketed instead as a coaster.

Since it's release, Cena has blessed the world by never rapping or freestyling again. But he's still an [[ogg|OG]], homeslice.

===Actor===

[[Image:Cena the Sailor.jpg|thumb|Cena in ''The Marine''.]]

John has also joined the [[Hollywood|movie]] business. Due to his ever-growing popularity with [[fanboys|his fans]], the WWE (having already ruined TV and music) decided to venture into making [[moar]] terrible movies. One of which is ''The Marine'', and for some still unknown reason [[epic fail|Cena was cast as the lead actor]]. In [[2006]], ''The Marine'' was finished and allowed to be released, much to his fanboys' delight. The film is about an ex-[[rapist|Marine]] (which therefore means the movie title is misleading, making it even worse if possible) called John (because Cena would get [[confused]] being called a different name) who comes home to bang his wife after he is discharged from the military for no longer having good anus. He and his wife decide to go on a road trip instead of banging, and [[irony|she ends up getting kidnapped by a gang of rapists]] [[sarcasm|because that makes perfect sense]]. The movie is then filled with [[explosion]]s and [[random]] fights to mask Cena's horrible lack of acting ability. One such fight scene involed the protagonist being [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|englufed in flames]], but somehow surviving and [[surprise buttsecks|attacking John from behind]]. The movie did not go over well with [[Jews|critics]] and received negative reviews due to the poor storyline, shitty acting, writing, lack of talent, and [[lulz|discrimination to the US Marines]]. Mostly it was because Cena is as good a wrestler as he is an actor: extremely [[ghey]]. Still his [[retards|adoring fans]] got in line and spent their [[blowjob|hard earned]] money to see this [[epic]] [[clusterfuck]].

There has been some speculation that Cena had some [[issues]] while filming this movie. One issue is that of the [[sex]] scene between his character and his [[slut|wife]] in the movie. Cena was reportedly uncomfortable with this because [[homosexuality|he does not like pussy]]. So, the actress had to wear a paper bag over her head with a picture of [[boss nigger|Vince McMahon's]] face glued onto it, just so Cena could go through filming the scene. This too failed as Cena has always prematurely ejaculated during every take of the scene.

Cena starred in another movie that came out in March [[2009]] called ''[[Dicks Everywhere|12 Rounds]]''. It bombed just as badly as his first [[abortion|movie]]. Or maybe it didn't, [[HTS-Noob|but who fucking cares?]]

The Marine now has a sequel that doesn't star John Cena, [[lie|which is a major disappointment]]. Cena was replaced as the lead by a guy with an even shittier acting talent, [[nobody|Ted DiBiase Jr]].

In [[2010|late 2009]] Cena compared his [[lulz|acting ability]] to that of [[The Rock Driving|Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]] during an interview. Cena fanboys [[came|rejoiced]] upon hearing this comparison, while the [[serious business|IWC]] treated the matter by going [[apeshit|calmly]] on his statements. Cena and Rock fans have begged for a movie starring the two of them so that they can [[fap|enjoy a movie starring their heroes]], but [[BAWWWWW]] because [[virgin|they will never get it]].

He also played [[Fred]]'s dad in a movie that should not exist.

While James Gunn is too busy making dark jokes about pedos and rape and being a sickfuck on twitter, John recently stars in a [[lulz|luzly]] [[DC]] show called [[rape|Peacemaker]], and the intro is the only thing good about it. No need to watch anything else, just niggers, fatties and someone trying hard to be [[Deadpool]]. Unless you're [[racist]], guess you enjoy that shit only to watch it you [[nazi]].

===Acting Continued: Subway===
[[Image:moarmeat.jpg|thumb|right|<s>My</s> Your cock. <s>Your</s> My mouth. NOW.]]

John Cena was given a 15 second Subway commercial, as is common with pathetic wrestlers who need money. The level of acting and charisma in this blew everything that was in his movie out of the fucking water. This commercial is the most successful thing to ever happen in Cena's career, because he found a way to get paid to just stand there, look at a [[sammich|footlong]], and argue with his boyfriend (which apart from deepthroating are the only things in life he is not completely horrible at), but it also spawned an extremely unfunny [[meme]].

==Injuries==
Cena's first major injury occured on the October 1st, 2007 episode of Raw. The IWC broke open the bottles of [[lulz]] and poured [[epic win]] over their cocks as Cena tore all of the muscles in his arm wrestling [[John F. Kennedy|Mr. Kennedy]] whilst he was executing the ''devastating'', ''lethal'' maneuver known as the ''basic hiptoss''. Needless to say, everybody who wasn't a [[derp|fan of his]] celebrated. Cena gave up his WWE championship to "The [[boner|Legend]] Killer" Randy Orton. [[Some say|It was rumored]] that it would take at least a year for Cena to recover from his injury, but he [[hack|defied the odds]] and returned in the January 2008 ''Royal Rumble'' to [[rape]] everyone in his path, including [[The Game|Triple H]].

In July 2008, Cena broke his neck outside of the ring. Cena fans [[cried]] while the IWC [[pissed|laughed]] in their faces. WWE tried to cover this up by claiming he was injured in a match with [[RAGE|Batista]] that happened [[last Thursday|the previous week]]. At the 2012 Summerslam, Cena tore his penis clean off his prostate when he got an erection in a match with CM Punk while Punk performed his finisher "The [[Goatse|'''G'''oa'''T''''''S'''E]]".

==Fans==
Although he is hated by almost all the [[redneck|wrestling community]] due to lack of [[sport|wrestling]] ability or [[blowjob|vocal]] talent and his [[Chris Benoit|steroid]] muscles, he still has a few fans. He calls them part of his "[[prison rape|Chain Gang]]," because some [[nerd|genius writer]] thought that sounded cool and [[capitalism|could fit on a t-shirt]].
[[Image:Typicalcenafan.jpg‎|thumb|Typical Cena fan. You <s>walk</s>]]
Cena has very distinct breeds of fans:
*[[Children]]
*[[16-year-old girls|Jailbait who want to blow him]]
*[[your mom|Fat chicks who want to get fucked by him]]
*[[wigger|Fellow wiggers]]
*[[Jace Connors]]
*[[Pedophiles]]
*[[fucktards|Mongloids and Retardo Montalbans]]
*[[you|People who have no sense of direction in life]] and therefore choose to idolize him instead
*[[Vince|Vince McMahon]], as he is the one who gives Cena his [[buttsecks|pay]]
*[[Kevin Federline|K-Fag]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[13 year old boys|13 year old boys]]
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Sea Turtles]]
*[[Hulk Hogan]]
*[[Isn't Dallas in California?|Jim Ross]]
*[[Chris Benoit|The Benoit Family]]
*[[Uwe Boll]]
*[[Goatse]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Retards|Special-needs kids]] on the cool section of the short bus. (See: [[reymon14]])
*Local fatass, Craig Griffith
*[[whore|ChRiSyEaHmE]] (but it's a gOod One)
*The Entire [[Flamers|Calgary Flames]] Roster
*[[douche|Gamingcheating]] (Who really should have his own article)
*[[Croik]]
*[[You|Anyone who enjoys seeing sweaty men in tight spandex]]
*[[Filipino|flips <s>who act like niggers</s>]] they are already [[sea nigger|a certain breed of nigger]]
*[[Fat|VERY HEALTHY KIDS]]
*[[China|The Chinese who enjoy Bing Chilling]]
As the [[W]][[W]][[drugs|E]] likes to try and make fans like who they want to be champions, Cena is told to ignore all the fans that boo him, which has occurred at every WWE show since Cena's first appearance. When this does not work, the [[wee wee|WWE]] pumps the sound of crowds cheering over the speaker system to try and get him liked. [[You fail it|It fails]].

[[Last Thursday]], Craig Griffith got the chance to meet his idol at a [[McDonald's|fancy restaurant]] for a night of romance and testicle sucking. Craig had a huge cum-stain on his jeans as he waited to worship the might of the world's most shriveled [[WWE]] penis. As Craig vigorously fapped at the table it slowly occurred to him that John Cena was not going to arrive. Apparently even John Cena was not attracted to the mutant fatass. Craig spent the next four months [[BAWWWWWW|crying his ass off]] and [[incest|fisting his mom]] for [[at least 100]] days.

==Six Moves Of Doom==
Cena is well known for using the same poorly executed moves to defeat any wrestler, no matter how technical or more experienced they are/were/will be/have been/aren't. Due to his lack of ability in wrestling (and in life for that matter), he has two moar moves than a fuckin' [[Pokemon]]. They are:
*[[Fisting|The Closed Fist]] - His most commonly used move, as since he lacks real wrestling ability, he must punch and brawl his way through matches.
*Ass-Ramming - Cena attempts to fly through the air, but lacking wings just knocks his opponent over like an idiot.[[Image:Leggaycy.jpg|thumb|Cena [[Gay sex|pinning]] Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes (FYI, Dibiase's fuckin' [[Your Mom|your mom]]).]]
*The Protobomb - Cena grabs his opponents inner thigh and fondles it for about 3 seconds, then moves to the balls, and that's about it, as it looks like a retarded baby may have come up with this move.
*Five Knuckle Shuffle - A mockery of a move that is named after [[handjob|Cena's favorite past time]] ([[srsly]]) and is another closed fist disguised as an actual move where he bounces off the ropes and hits his opponent's face while they are on the mat, mostly after Cena has raped them.
*The [[Fuckyou|F-U]] - A very bad attempt at a Death Valley Driver, but looks stupid enough to be his finisher. Named after the reply he gets after asking people for sex. [[Politically correct|(Now called The Attitude Adjustment]] because the [[WWE]] is now rated [[4Kids|PG]] and [[your mom|pathetic single mothers]] that have nothing better to do than complain thought that "F-U" sounded a lot like "[[Facepalm|fuck you]])"
*The STF (''short for [[Erection|'''stiff''']]'') - Cena's favorite sex position disguised as a submission hold. Cena grabs his opponent from behind (so they cannot escape) and mounts him from behind while they are on their stomach. Cena then [[buttsecks|humps]] them until they give up, whether that be from the pleasure or [[pain]] caused by the hold.

==John Cena meets the Internet==
[[Image:CenaMad.jpg|thumb|Cena reacts to this article.]]

John Cena has tried to promote himself on the [[internet]] before, however he was [[oh noes|shocked]] when he realized that [[teh]] interwebs is one place where the WWE can't pretend he's [[an hero]].
*Cena successfully had a [[MySpace]] page open for a month, before it was "taken down" for "reworking." This is of course bullshit, as he couldn't handle the wrestling marks, flamers and haters spamming his page.
*Cena attempted his own [[YouTube]] vBlog called ''Five Questions'' where he would answer five specially selected uncontroversial and uninteresting questions made up by WWE writers. This was canned after it became clear no-one gave a crap about it.
*Cena became a [[Gaiafag]]. ([http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9260631 SRSLY, check it out!]) in a desperate attempt to have one place on Earth that actually likes him (after all, everyone on Gaia is as gay as he is).
*Cena has a {{Twitter|JohnCena|Twitter account}}. It's really gay because he begins each of his tweets addressing his equally gay fans as the "CeNation."
*It was a long wait but Cena finally has a fucking {{yt|cu|johncenahardnocks|JewTube}} account but there's one problem: the pussy has disabled all comments. Seems that our roided rap version of [[Village People|Hulk Hogan]] has finally realized that not even the internet likes him. Just like in the [[IRL|real world]].

==External Links==
*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/John_Cena Lolcow.wiki article]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCwNRJM6qx8 Gilette commercial]
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'''Megan Maraj''' (a.k.a. '''icewillow9''', '''ItzDarknessKumi''', '''iiMilly_GamesYT''', '''superfantasticcm123''', '''GothicWillowDarkness''' and '''[[Shrek]]''') is a [[fat]] {{Age|2009|2|6}}-year-old former [[Vyond|GoAnimatefag]] turned "''Gachatuber''" who is known for being [[Fat|morbidly obese]], [[retard]]ed, [[racist]], [[fat]], terminally online, [[fat]] and obsessed with the early 2000s 3D [[animu]] ''Popee the Performer''. She has somehow amassed over 14,000 subscribers on her [https://www.youtube.com/@ItzDarknessKumi shitty YouTube channel]. Megan claims to be an [[Irish]]-[[American]] despite being an [[le 56% face|obvious mutt]] and likely [[anchor baby]].

On August 16, [[2024]], Megan discovered that someone started an [[ED]] article on her and immediately joined under the name '''[[User:MoonandSpace9|MoonandSpace9]]''' to start a [[retarded]] [[edit war]]. She then went on [[Discord|Pisscord]] (Username: '''uhm_teto_teto''') and asked [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] to delete this page, which resulted in her being further laughed at. Following this, multiple accounts started registering on ED and began attempting to [[vandalize]] everything while whining about this article - which is [[Wrong|of course going to help convince us to delete it]] and couldn't possibly [[Streisand Effect|backfire]].

{{quote|I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF ANY OF YOU NIGGER CUNTS ADD ME BACK, I AM GOING TO GET VIENNA TO DOX ALL OF YOU!|Willow, trying (but failing miserably) to intimidate her "haters"}}

==Faking her race==
In an attempt to justify the fact that she angrily types out the hard r in all caps and spams it at black people during her hissy fits, Willow lied about her race, falsely claiming that she's half-[[Niggers|black]] despite the fact that her ogre-esque face, which she has sent pictures of to a bunch of likely disgusted people, clearly shows that she's white. If that wasn't enough evidence, Willow has also flat out ''admitted'' to being white.
[[File:Whitey.jpg|240px|thumb|center|[[Cracker|Willow]] accidentally reveals the truth.]]

==Popee the Performer==
[[File:Poisntreal.jpg|thumb|right|220px|And this, folks, is why you don't allow babies to jump headfirst down a flight of stairs.]]
To get the elephant (one who's weight still isn't even a 1000th of Willow's) out of the room, Willow has an extremely unhealthy in[[I See What You Did There|fat]]<nowiki>uation</nowiki> with a [[Animu|Japanese CGI animated series]] titled Popee the Performer, a cartoon starring the titular [[faggot]] and showcasing his misadventures that nobody besides Willow gives a shit about. She throws humongous temper tantrums whenever somebody makes fun of her precious Popee, has randomly spammed pictures of Popee while people were having unrelated conversations in GCs, begged people to draw art depicting her and Popee hugging and kissing, berates anyone who doesn't worship Popee on a golden shrine, and worst of all, '''she delusionally believes that Popee is real'''.

==Harassment and doxxing==
[[File:Getthemintoamentalinstitution.png|thumb|left|220px|Willow doxxing a 12-year-old [[Bangladesh|Rapistani]] (Pinky) just because she rightfully bashed Willow.]]
"Harassment" and "[[doxxing]]" are words that Willow knows all too well. She has harassed and attempted to dox her former friends, her former [[Online dating|online boyfriends]] (who might just be more retarded than she is due to the fact that they willingly dated her), and so much more. For example, after a former friend of Willow's by the name of Maurice had enough with her antics, he stopped being friends with her. Rather than accept the fact that her retarded behavior caused him to stop being friends with her, Willow harassed him nonstop until he eventually caved in and reluctantly friended her again (luckily, he later wisened up and blocked Willow for good). Another example of this is the fact that Willow has been constantly harassing her former friend Chockis along with her sister (both of whom want nothing to do with her) for over half a year by having her delusional fans DM them, beg them to friend Willow again, and add them into GCs with Willow. Willow begs Chockis to be her friend again, yet when Chockis rightfully told her to fuck off, she told Chockis, a 15-year-old, to go have sex with her aforementioned sister, who had just turned 13 '''a day prior to Willow saying that'''. Looks like Willow's fatass has been shoving [[EDP445|cupcakes]] down her overstretched gullet along with every other food item imaginable. Just a ''few days'' after saying that, Willow got someone to add Chockis and her sister into a GC, where she, once again, begged them to be friends with her.

Willow's obsession with trying to get anyone who criticized her doxxed was only exemplified when she got rightfully exposed for her actions and decided to join HXR, a laughable Discord "clan" founded by [[Elrobertosuperio|Vienna/Robert]] (someone who's interested in some [[Foot fetish|strange stuff]] and who Willow was formerly dating) filled with retards who make themselves out to be scary hackers but are as intimidating as the [[Chikins|KFC bucket]] that's been sitting on the counter gathering dust for several months. After Willow got called out for being the manipulative yet retarded fat fuck that she is, she resorted to trying to dox every single person who dared to criticize her, and she successfully doxxed a '''12-year-old girl'''.

The doxxing doesn't stop there, as Willow, along with her fuckbuddy [[Kenny Animate]], attempted to dox Skamkz solely because he ''mocked her''. And no, Willow [[Liar|didn't actually self-harm]] like she claims she did in one of these screenshots, she just ''drew on her finger with a red marker'' and acted like she cut herself to try and garner sympathy.
[[File:Truthice.jpg|thumb|center|220px|Such a valid reason to try and dox someone!]] [[File:Iiicefatass1.jpeg|thumb|center|220px]] [[File:Iiicefatass2.jpeg|thumb|center|220px]]

==Willow's hall of cringe==
'''Note:''' "not here..." and "..." are both Willow.
'''WARNING:''' The screenshots below may cause the irreversible murder of all your brain cells, view these at your own risk.
<center><gallery perrow=4>
Popee1.png|Fuck
Popee2.jpeg|Popee
Popee3.jpeg|The
Popee4.jpeg|Performer
Popee5.png|This is coming from the person who was legitimately pulled out of middle school and put into homeschooling by her regretful parents because she couldn't handle other kids [[Bullying|insulting]] her. (The person who she’s referring to isn’t much better than her)
Popee6.png|
Popee7.png|
Popee8.jpg|You don't just randomly stumble upon these pictures; Willow was actively searching for this.
Popee9.png|Tow mater PFP!
Popee10.png|
Popee11.png|ice time and place
Popee12.jpeg|
Popee13.png|Someone said Popee the Performer sucks!
Popee14.jpg|Lies from the tablecloth.
File:FatnessKumi.jpg|Moar like Fatness Kumi [[amirite]]?
File:Popee15.jpeg.png|looks like ice lost her iPod
File:Popee16.jpeg|How can ones “artistic” skills get even worse over time?
File:FuckAIs.jpg|Terrible AI for using kind of stupid shit
File:Megan andy x woody.jpg.jpg|And she ships [[Toy Story|Andy with Woody]]
</gallery></center>

== IceWillow Socks n Friends ==

*Edgar181's sock puppet 1-24
*Kybo122

== Contact ==

* Discord: '''uhm_teto_teto'''

== See also ==
*[[GOTIS]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[Autist]]
*[[GoAnimate|GoKid]]

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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Gofaggotry]]

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2025-09-12T12:36:54Z

Unknown guy:

megan ships andy and woody

File:Virgin.jpeg

2025-09-02T18:17:21Z

Unknown guy:

File:This is what happens if you watch too much pokémon.jpeg

2025-09-02T18:16:10Z

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User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T14:49:25Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T14:46:20Z

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User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T14:45:29Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T14:32:22Z

Unknown guy:

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T13:15:37Z

Unknown guy: /* Work in Process */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

==Work in Process==
{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}
'''AtetedTheGuy''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ahmed''') is a severe autistic 17-year-old that sits his ass on [[Discord]] and [[Manchild|roleplay]] and also masturbate to [[Mary Sue|Lillie]], [[Edgelord|Gladion]] and [[IShowSpeed]] all day but he is also known as the sockpuppet [[Shit nobody cares about|Aa Fd]] to [[troll]] the entirety of the [[Vyond|Plotagon]] Community including himself.
==The Plotagon Community (2019-2020)==
WIP

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T10:55:57Z

Unknown guy: /* Work in Process */

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T10:54:40Z

Unknown guy: /* Work in Process */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

==Work in Process==
{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}
'''AtetedTheGuy''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ahmed''') is a severe autistic 17-year-old that sits his ass on [[Discord]] and [[Manchild|roleplay]] and also masturbate to [[Mary Sue|Lillie]], [[Edgelord|Gladion]] and [[IShowSpeed]] all day but he is also known as the sockpuppet [[Shit nobody cares about|Aa Fd]] to [[Troll]] the entirety of the [[Vyond|Plotagon]] Community including himself.

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T10:50:08Z

Unknown guy:

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

==Work in Process==
{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}
'''AtetedTheGuy''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ahmed''') is a severe autistic 17-year-old that sits his ass all day [[Manchild|roleplay]] and masturbate to [[Mary Sue|Lillie]], [[Edgelord|Gladion]] and [[IShowSpeed]]

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T10:44:03Z

Unknown guy:

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T10:42:30Z

Unknown guy:

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}
'''AtetedTheGuy''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ahmed''') is a former Plotagon content creator

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:09:02Z

Unknown guy:

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:08:39Z

Unknown guy:

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{aspie}}
{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:07:59Z

Unknown guy:

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{sick fuck}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{aspie}}
{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:06:02Z

Unknown guy:

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{Asburgers}}
{{Child}}
{{OffendedKids}}
{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:03:31Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:01:30Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]  [[File:Miniflagsaudi.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legends|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T09:00:26Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]  [[File:Miniflagsaudi.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay]] with [[League of Legeneds|Brian]] and [[Aussie|Ivan]]
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T08:59:12Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Abuse|Harass]] girls who he is in a relationship with, play [[Mugen]], Always changes the topic etc.}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

{{ib|[[File:Ateted.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|AtetedTheGuy}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 8, 2008 ({{age|2008|8|8}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Saudi Arabia]]  [[File:Miniflagsaudi.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Riyadh [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ateted Plotagon, AhmedTheCallOfDutyGamer2008, Ahmed, Ateted.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Manchild|Roleplay with Brian and Ivan]] 
witch hunt [[Nigger|Hamdan]] and drive him into shit}}
{{Ibend}}

User:Unknown guy/Sandbox

2025-08-31T08:58:22Z

Unknown guy: /* See Also */

{{UserSandbox}}

{{Child}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{pedo}}
{{ib|[[File:IsmaelRodriguezFerraro.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Ismael The Epic}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2010 ({{age|2010|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay]]  [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Montevideo, Salto [[Uruguay]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Ismael, Ismeat, Ismael The Epic, [[Chris Chan|Ismael The Hedgehog]], }}
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*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
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'''Ismael The Epic''' ([[Powerword]]:'''Ismael Rodriguez Ferraro''') is a 15 year old [[MUGEN]] content creator who has gotten controversy throughout 2020-2024 such as [[Abuse|sexual harassing]] female users who were in the same age as him.
==See Also==
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[MUGEN]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Discord]]

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{{spoiler|Before Dexter is killed by his own son and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget|Peter Dinklage]], his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death.
'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about|lumberjack]]. How [[house|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}
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[[Image:Dex lab.jpg|thumb|No, not that Dexter]]

'''''Dexter''''' is a TV series (based from book) about a moral [[serial-killer]]/[[sick fuck]] in [[Miami]] named ''Dexter Morgan'', or by friends just ''Dex''. By day he's a forensic [[blood]]-[[squirting|spatter]] analyst who works for the [[pigs|cops]] of Florida. But, much like every [[superhero]] he stalks/vets out and catches criminals, except he ends with [[murder|slaughter]]ing them; by [[aspergers syndrome|aspie]] monologue and thrusting deep into their organs with his long hard blade and inner [[black cock|big black passenger]].

[[File:TV series inspirations.png|thumb|Dexter has inspired many]]

His mother got [[pwnt]] into pieces with a chainsaw in front both him and his older brother Brian, left in a literal pool of blood for days. Causing them to be traumatized for life. However, a [[stereotypical]] policeman, Harry, had guilt's [[trolls remorse|sympathy]] because it was his fault Dexter's mom was murdered, so he adopted him, but left Brian because he was already fucked. And eventually to Harry's dismay Dexter was also one sick fuck!! After Harry commits [[suicide]], Dexter is downcast for approximately 9 seconds. because his reject sister is alive and he has a girlfriend that makes him [[sammich]] and has little children to distract him with and has Long story short, he kills criminals [[For the lulz|because he can]].

==Season storylines==
===Season 1===
[[File:Julie_Benz.jpg|thumb|150px|Dexter's hot girlfriend. [[homosexual|Don't like?]]]]

It all starts with Dexter killing people and trying to find this other serial killer is also a pretty cool guy, talks with fellow [[cops]] (who are mostly [[spics]] because it's Miami.) gets accused of beign a [[sick fuck]] by a [[nigger]] cop, monologues and kills random ass criminals for 20 episodes while trying to fight his homosexuality enough to fuck his girlfriend and [[rape|play with]] her kids.
It turns out his brother is actually the other serial killer and offers Dexter to join him and be killers but Dexter says no and [[pwns]] him, which makes no fucking sense.

===Season 2===
[[File:Lilah-west 480x640.jpg|thumb|[[A challenger appears]].]]

Secret's out and lots of dead bodies are found. A [[party van|FBI]] agent is called in and wants to hit Dexter's sister; Dexter wants the same. This makes our hero very jealous. His girlfriend thinks he's chasing the dragon so she sends him to rehab. In rehab he meets a woman who has da hots for him, but instead of getting it on with her he dumps her, making her stalk him. A black cop finds out Dexter is the bad guy, and tries to stop him, because Dexter realizes he is a sick fuck, he agrees, but the cop is later killed by the crazy stalker ex, who is then killed by Dexter. The black cop gets blamed for the crime, but that's ok since he was a goddamn lazy nigger anyway. Also, the FBI agent, after [[fuck|tapping]] the sister's sweet ass ([[Awesome|who was less than half his age]]), kicks it out into the street.

===Season 3===

Lots of filler, the highlight of the season is when Dexter gets a [[mexican|spic]] sidekick and tries to teach him things, but then the spic starts acting [[retarded]] and so Dexter decides to kill his ass, but the spic tries to kill him back, but then he [[fails]] and is killed like he should have been the moment he illegally entered the country.

===Season 4===
[[File:Oh! The darkness you can dream by DrFaustusAU.png|285px|right]]

Even more filler, also Dexter's baby is demented, and the guy he kills at the end killed his wife, [[lulz]]. The FBI guy returns to tap Deb's ass once more, only to get [[pwned]] in the second episode. [[Nobody cares|The two main spics get married to each other]]. Basically, the main message of this season '[[O rly?|Serial killers shouldn't have children]]'.

===Season 5===
It all gets interesting when a group of men [[rape|raep]] loads of womens, and some [[sick fuck]]s at the FBI watch videos of them being tortured and raped. Dexter also begins to fuck one of the victims, while getting pissed off at some bible bashing babysitter. This series concludes with his sister almost finding him out while not opening up the curtains, because [[anonymous]] used [[hack]] sheets to counter her bitch cop instincts. Oh yeah, and the rape victim bitch leaves Dexter at the end, rendering the whole season completely fucking pointless with the ending scene making him transformed into a smiling assassin.
[[File:LumenReturnsToHerPlanet.gif|center|Lumen returns to her planet.]]

===Season 6===
Some [[christfag]] decides to [[Batshit_insane|recreate doom's day and kills many pplz]] with his professor [[Time_paradox|WHO'S BEEN DEAD BEFORE THE WHOLE SHIT'S EVEN BEGUN]] but gets [[pwnt]]. Meanwhile Dexter meets some [[nigger]] who [[Duh|dies after some episodes]], his sister goes [[emo]].
At the very end his sister finally decides to care and she finds out who [[Sick_fuck|he really is]]. A gimmick for the [[Retards|fans]] to [[Shit_brix|shit their pants]] waiting the next [[Shit|excellent]] season.

===Season 7===
[[File:Got My Eyes On You.gif|thumb|Got mah eyes on you...]]
In an attempt to render Season 6 almost as pointless as Season 5, both the new PD nigger and the [[Otaku|creepy]], [[Computer Science III|Techno-Wizard]] [[newfag]] is unceremoniously killed off by some [[gangster|mobster]] [[ruskie]]s (okay, "[[Shit nobody cares about|The Ukrainian Mafia]]", [[no one|but who the fuck can tell the difference]]?), who's leader, a [[britfag]] [[Trying too hard|giving his best attempt]] at a Russian accent, will apparently be the ineffectual villain of this season. Meanwhile Debra makes a half-hearted attempt to dissuade Dexter from his serial-killing ways, that lasts the whole of one-and-a-half episode. Expect the writers to ramp up the juicy [[incest]] angle and milk it for all it is worth. It also makes her [[cum|wet]] when Dexter tells her he killed [[Cunt|Spetzler]], plus for extra [[lulz]], when he yells [[Fuck]] to troll Spetzler while acting totally [[batshit insane]]. Stay tuned for next week's episode when he crosses with [[britfag]] the terminator and [[bitch|LaGuerta]] as she begins to give a shit about Dexter's habit and we hope she gets shot to death by Debra in the series finale.

Don't forget more [[incest]], it'll keep the [[rednecks]] pleased. Previously, [[England|Issac]] goes apeshit and kills everyone in a bar because he was being [[trolled]] by [[pretty_cool_guy|Dexter]], and ends up in [[prison]], meanwhile him and fugly [[sister]] share a room, but she wasn't totally [[asking for it]] yet. And it was too predictable enough for Debra to burn away the evidence enough for Dexter to keep up his [[sick_fuck|sick fuckery]]. Which would piss off [[bitch|LaGuerta]] because [[nigger|Doakes]] isn't alive to surprise [[motherfuckers]].

Once again, Dexter fucks another blonde named Hannah aka Sarah who properly never regained her memory and become a psycho killer, and because Dexter wants to [[rape]] hot women on the table, which will properly make her [[dead|an hero]] by the end of the season. Nice job. Issac, the fake accent russian mafia boss does nothing of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] by killing Colombians for [[lulz]]. Also Debra dates a [[300|Spartan]], some guy who wants to rape Hannah as well, it's pretty much a raping season from here on out. [[lol]] Debra's boytoy for a couple of episodes gets [[pwn|fucked]] by Hannah McKay with poison ivy or some shit, because she properly wants a [[threesome]] with [[Incest|Deb and Dexter]] and was [[jealous]]. Hannah's dad comes by to visit, dies in one episode, because fuck no, Dexter has to ruin his shit and dump him in the ocean. Because he can. The Dark Passenger is fucked, so Dexter can kill everything in his path without consequences, cause [[John Locke]] will join him on his crusade. LaBitch is still on Dexter's ass, hopefully enough for Debra to rape her [[spic]][[nigger]] shitter off the finale. Everything went according to plan, because it scares us terribly we knew this would happen, after the first episode when LaBitch went on a search to clear Doakes' name with the help of a [[oldfag]] (who hilariously insults her every conversation), so Dexter and Deb walk aimlessly though the new year to make us cream for the next season. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER, Doakes comes back to show us things we already knew that he was onto Dexter. :| Sadly, Dex and Deb didn't fuck.

<center><youtube>4mWRkg4C6ek</youtube> '''[[Batshit_Insane|Lulzy Scene From Season 7]]'''</center>

===Season 8===

The season starts off with Dexter free from killing [[bitch|LaGuerta]], but his sister turned into a [[sick fuck]] and doesn't want to talk him or have [[incest]]. Some guy grabs her ass, which makes Dexter jealous and wasn't alpha male enough. And confronts her slutty ass that he wasn't on top six months earlier. Then we meet some [[oldfag]] named Vogel who doesn't want to be [[raped]] by some invisible surgeon, that reveals she helped Harry create the code to see where the sick fuckery started. Though it's horribly pointless. Then Dexter and Deb go in a "you're lost, no you're lost" [[the game]]. So immature. When Dexter wanted to kill some Mexican faggot, Deb got in the way and shot the fucker dead to show she wants to be like Dexter. To skip through all this shit, [[Swearing|Debra]] [[trolls]] Dexter into driving with him, but they end up [[I_see_what_you_did_there|"swimming deep"]]. The rest of the season is actually them being dead in Purgatory. I'm not kidding. And oh Hannah kidnaps little boys to show how serious she is and heads off to some city you'll never visit. And molests him, the end. But of course, Dexter kills Debra in the end by drowning her carcass into the sea. [[TL;DR]], Dexter ends up living [[forever_alone]], so he can survive do more sick fuckery in the next season that ruins the show even more. To repeat what you thought was a better finale to this shit.

===Season 9 "New Blood"===

Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, Dexter ressurrects once again in his new series, since they can't let this shit go.

===Season 10 "Resurrection"===
Since you couldn't get enough of Dexter and wanted to kill yourself for watching the shit that was New Blood, they go for another cashgrab to milk it all its' worth. He's in New York City this time, and didn't have enough time to do [[9/11]]

==Memorable quotes==

{{quote|Surprise, Motherfucker!|Doakes (Season 1, Episode 12)}}

{{quote|UhhhhhuhuhhuhhhuhhhhhaaaaaAAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHH! HUAHHHHUH!|Dexter (Season 4, Episode 1) [[Retard|Srsly]].}}

{{quote|You Get What You Fucking Deserve.|Dexter (Season 6, Episode 9)}}

===Shitty Fresh Prince Rewrite===
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'''''Humble Beginnings'''''

Now this is the story all about how 
My life got flipped, turned upside down 
An' I'd like to take a minute just sit right there< 
I'll tell you how I became The Bay Harbor Butcher 

[[Casey Anthony|Sanford, Florida born and raised]] 
Killing animals's how I spent most my days 
Chilling out maxing relaxing killing a duck 
Till my dad Harry noticed that i was a sick fuck 
And started teaching me this code of rules 
I killed one little crook and my dad got scared 
And said "oh lawds ima have a big heart attack" 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near 
The license plate said blood and had a knife in the mirror 
If anything, I thought that this cab was [[Awesome|kool]] 
So fuck it, I said, take me to a medical school 

After learning how to cut I realised that 
I should be a cop instead of a [[Doctor|white hat]] 
Looked at my life and realised I was there 
To kill every fucker until [[noone]] was left 

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==Videos==

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<youtube>WM5_pac-4Is</youtube>''Dexter in 60 Seconds''
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<youtube>5vzizY_JLrk</youtube>''Dexter and Brian [[Masturbating]] With [[Swearing|Deb]]''}}

==See also==
*[[Brokeback Mountain]]
*[[Law & Order]]
*[[Sociopath]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Pretty cool guy]]
*[[Wincest]]
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