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Kanye West

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'''Kanye Omari West'''{{Nazi}}, a.k.a. '''Yeezy''' or '''Ye''', is a [[rap|rapper]], [[gd/|designer]], [[self-diagnosed]] [[bipolar]] [[attention whore]], and [[LOLWUT|former US Presidential candidate]], all while also being a literal [[nigger]][[faggot]].

Born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Chicago, on the playground is where he spent most of his younger days; <strike>[[Bel-air|Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school...]]</strike>

Srsly though, West was raised in Chicago, and grew up around [[coons|gangbangers]] and playas. We don't have much to say about his young adulthood years since that's BORING SHIT, LOL.

Kanye West has been at the forefront of much IRL and internet drama, and as a result, we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica are humbly taking on the [[no|vital]] public service of explaining his discography, musical career and political life to plebians such yourself. ''"Yeezus just rose again..."''

==Musical career==
So, flash forward from West's youth, all the way up to the year 2000. It's the dawn of the Nu-Millennium and the new beginning of an endless age of shitty mass-produced pop music. Kanye West begins "producing" music/recordings for musicians on the rap label Roc-A-Fella Records; notably [[illuminati|Jay-Z]] and Ludacris.

West next decides he wants to start making his OWN music, but is turned down by everyone at Roc-A-Fella because he does not fit the image of a gangsta rapper. Upset, West [[An hero|attempts suicide]] by crashing his car and nearly dies; not wanting the poor guy to kill himself, Jay-Z finally gives him permission to make his own album ([[nerd|technically]] it's called an [[vinyl|LP]], guiis!!). And so, "'''The College Dropout'''" is released in 2004, later followed by "'''Late Registration'''" in 2005 and "'''Graduation'''" in 2007. Forming a trilogy, these 3 hip hop albums feature some of West's most [[normies|accessible music]], as well as singles "[[Christian|Jesus Walks]]", "[[jewgold|Gold Digger]]" and that one song he made ripping off [[Daft Punk]].

"'''808s and Heartbreak'''" is released in 2008 and is notable for being the only Kanye West album to feature no explicit lyrics whatsoever, (well, it was, up until [[2019]]'s '''Jesus Is King''' album) and for its EXTENSIVE usage of [[Autotune]]. (Though to be fair, West used Autotune on the songs because his jaw was broken during the recording sessions for the album.)

[[File:Taylor-Swift-interruption-I-did-it-for-teh-lulz.jpg|thumb|right]]
And then - it all goes downhill... West goes on MTV's VMA, and tells Taylor Swift, to her face, that she shouldn't have won her award. He follows this up with random twitter beefs between him and "[[South Park]]" creators after being outed as an aficionado of "[[homosexuality|fishsticks]]" on said show.) West even got called out by then-President Obama, who called West a "jackass". West, however, not to be discouraged from "PRODUCING ART", [[crazy|locked himself up in a cabin in Hawaii, secluded himself from the outside world]], and came back with the ideas for his much-praised 2010 album <strike>A Good Ass Job</strike> '''''My [[Kawaii|Beautiful]] [[Nigger|Dark]] [[Twisted sexual acts|Twisted]] [[Fetish|Fantasy]]'''".

This album was followed up with 2013's "'''Yeezus'''" album, an [[Death Grips|industrial-style hip-hop]] album. The album cover for "Yeezus" was literally a coverless audio CD case with some red tape on the right side of the case. No, seriously, that was the "ART" that the self-proclaimed "[http://web.archive.org/web/20190705150632/https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/6889411/kanye-west-next-einstein-twitter-debut-new-song Closest Thing To Einstein]" came up with for his album. The "cover art" for "Yeezus" quickly became a meme, with many a custom cover artwork made based on it and it became a trend that many recording artists followed for years to come.

"'''The Life of Pablo'''"<strike>/"SWISH"/"So Help Me God"</strike> followed the Yeezus album. This album's releases were constantly postponed, renamed, and remixed before it finally arrived on the scene in 2016. Drama surrounded the release of "The Life of Pablo" as it was an online-only release, and was exclusive to Jay-Z's "lossless music streaming" site TiDAL. More e-drama ensued as West pulled the album several times after the official release date to re-remix, remove, and add tracks to the album. Truly "[[Nope|A LIVING WORK OF ART"]]. This was followed by 2018's <strike>TurboGrafx 16</strike> "'''Ye'''" album, which is [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|so short in duration that it puts the black man to shame]].

2019 began a shift in West's usual musical themes toward Christianity themes, as he went full-on-religious. He founded a gospel music group called "Sunday Service", began holding regular services across the country, and released a new album, "'''[[Christianity|Jesus Is King]]'''". Time will tell if this lasts.

"'''DONDA'''", was released after a shit-load of delays, in the middle of a [[shit no one cares about|streaming battle with Drake]] who beat him to a diss track with a [[nobody|Trippie Redd]] song. This made Kanye butthurt and Ye [[not really|leaked]] his "home". (Ye [[fail|actually just showed the home of Drake that anyone could look up with a quick Google search]].)

"'''DONDA 2'''" become Ye's next project soon after the release of Donda. And surprisingly, Kanye didn't delay the release date. He released an unfinished half-assed album on the day he promised and is going to "update" and "finish" this album in the future. This album is only available on the STEM Player but in reality everyone just downloaded it from [[piracy|"file sharing"]] websites. [[Cuckoldry|Kanye's also mad at some random comedian for banging his ex-wife so he made a diss track about it]]. Thanks to Ye and his stans constantly harassing him until he get mentally sick, the ex-wife broke up with him. Ye is currently looking forward to reunite with her and see take his kids back.[[Boredom|We off the Grid Grid Grid, Donda 2 is Mid Mid Mid]].
He's a total nigger for making an album sounds this horrible then still put his dead mother's name on it.

"'''Vultures 1'''" - After delaying the release of this [[at least 100]] times, Kanye finally shat out this half-assed album which was going to have an album cover ripping off [[Burzum]] but changed it at the last second. Vultures is a collab album with rapper [[Nobody cares|Ty Dolla $ign]] who is totally not Ye's ghostwriter. This is further proof that Kanye is descending into lolcow territory. Ye made one of his daughter, [[Powerword|North West]] to perfome on one of his shitty song. This album offended [[Anthony Fantano]] so much he made a video in response to it.

"'''Vultures 2'''" - The unfinished afterbirth of Vultures 1. Kanye got high on laughing gas an released a half finished pile of shit.
[[File:vulturesburzum.png|thumb|Didn't even try hiding it. So kvlt.]]
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And yes, he's probably still refusing to take his much-needed Bi-Polar pills.

"'''BULLY'''"
Just kinda randomly dropped hints about this album then deleted them kind of like how carti was moving all mysterious like around Adin Ross. then some random day he dropped the album along with some other tuff ass designer fashion, but the albums 8 dollars, NIGGER IM BROKE!!!111

== YEEZY PORN ==
"[[LIE|4 24;]] YEEZY PORN IS CUMMING"
As a brilliant way to get back in the headlines around the Vultures 2 drop he announced yeezy porn, which would be a mix of real life shots of YE being cracked and came on like a femboy and [[Rule 34]] of the Yeezy bear. However as always when it was ready for release he scrapped the Yeezy Porn app due to thinking the public was not worthy of its divinity, leaving diehard Ye meatriders blueballed once again
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==Kanye and Politics==
[[File:KANYEWESTFORPRESIDENTbutton-ItsAboutIDeasBro.jpg|thumb|right|It's ideas about bro]]
[[File:alternate reality kanye.jpg|thumb|right|Kanye Goldstein in the true timeline]]

{{quote|If my [[slavery|grandfather]] was here right now he would not let me back down! I don’t know I’m fittin’ to lose after this. It doesn’t matter though, cuz it ain’t about me. It’s about [[memes|ideas]], bro. [[old memes|New ideas]]. People with ideas. People who believe in truth,...

And yes, as you [[nope|probably could have guessed by this moment]], [[LOLWUT|I have decided in 2020 to run for president]].|West at the 2015 MTV VMAs, announcing his plans for a political career}}

Kanye West has long been "outspoken", and politics is no exception. West however, has gone from letting folks know "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in 2004, to pursuing the American Presidency in the USA's [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]] and [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024]] Presidential Elections.

{{quote|Blacks are 90% Democrats That sounds like control to me 🤔|[http://archive.fo/cbr99 Kanye West], being to retarded to understand demographics.}}

Mista' West had planned to IRL-troll politics by srsly running for Prez of the USA in 2020; <strike>After meeting with Trump, West decided to postpone his run to 2024, simply because he believes that Trump [[no|will get elected for a second term in 2020]]. Word on tha streets, previously, was that he would probably run as a [[Trump|Republican]] or [[America's Third Party|Independent]].</strike> '''UPDATE: He gave up on The Donald and is running in the nutty year that is [[2020]] after all!! '''
===2020 Presidential Run===

Up until mid-2020, West was a known [[The Donald|Trumper]], having even met multiple times with (USA) President Trump from 2016-2018. [http://web.archive.org/web/20190804231635/https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/kanye-west-met-with-donald-trump-to-discuss-being-an-ambassador-of-sorts/ 1]. As of current times, West no longer wears the fabled red cap of Trumpers, while still claiming Trump to be “the closest president ... in years to allowing God to still be part of the conversation.”

On July 4, the year of our Lord [[2020]], Kanye West shocked the political landscape (at least as much as one could after [[2016]]) with a big, girthy, announcement. West had decided to run in 2020 after all - against "Creepy Uncle Joe Biden" and incumbent USA Troll-In-Chief "[[The Donald]]". His new political party, "The Birthday Party" (fronted by Mr. West, his Wyoming [[christian|pastor]] and nobody else) was also announced. While most of the world has laughed the campaign off as a stupid joke, Kayne seems to be taking ''very srsly''. [[nope|If he wins]] though, it'll be the biggest political troll since 4chan and Pepe the Frog memes catapulted a reality TV star an internet/twitter troll named Donald Trump to the White House in 2016. That's highly unlikely though since he missed the filing deadlines to be included on a number of state ballots as an independent candidate.

==Kanye Doesn't Care About Black People==
[[File:kanye and jesus.jpg|thumb|right|That's fucked up Kanye]]

In the [[boring|great]] year of [[2022]], Ye - may God bless him, had a busy year recording Donda 3 and leading the White Lives Matter movement. This has culminated in the [[negress|baby mama]] of beloved [[porn star]], [[opioids|opioid]] enthusiast, and [[DINDU NUFFIN|African American]] icon [[George Floyd]] filing a 250 million dollar lawsuit for saying that perhaps the massive amounts of fentanyl in his system contributed to his death.

==Kanye Is A Zionist Shill==
In October 2022, he appeared on Fox News's Tucker Carlson show and expressed his support to the world's favorite group of people: The [[Jews]]. He said that Planned Parenthood was founded by an eugenicist and KKK "to control the Jew population" and "I prefer my kids knew Hanukkah than Kwanzaa. At least it will come with some financial engineering." Thus, the floodgates were opened and the [[Anti-semite]]s caused the following:
*closure of his bank accounts
*dropped by lawyer
*banning from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]
*cancellation of upcoming concerts
*loss of [[jewgold]]s caused by basically every brand cutting ties with him

On December 1, 2022, Kanye appeared on [[Alex Jones]] live show where he went full Zionist mode and declared his love and obedience towards the Jewish people. He made statements like “I love Jews,” “I love Jewish people,” “I love Zionists,” “[[Milo Yiannopoulos|Milo]] is Jewish, I love Milo,” that if he loses his presidential campaign the political leaders will be “held to christian values, not Zionist values,” and this is “the worst thing that can happen,” that Zionist are never at fault because it’s Satan that gets inside Zionists and makes them do bad things. He also said "he liked [[Hitler]]" and [[Nazis]] saying they created technology the jews use, and that Satan was one killing all the jews. The aftermath of his statements was another backlash from anti-semites that ended in [[Elon Musk]] suspending Kanye’s Twitter account.

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==See Also==
*[[2020 Presidential Elections]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]] - His idol.
*[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]]
*[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
*[[Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]]
*[[Hunter Fyffe]]
*[[Imma Let You Finish]]
*[[Kim Kardashian]] - His ex-wife who milked his dick dry while making kids.
*[[Nick Fuentes]] and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] - The two men who he hooked up with after he sperged out.
*[[Niggerjack]]
*[[Pete Davidson]] - Some cracker comedian he beefed with for stealing his ex-wife.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Basically the same person.
*[[Twatter/KanyeWest]]

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Kanye West

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'''Kanye Omari West'''{{Nazi}}, a.k.a. '''Yeezy''' or '''Ye''', is a [[rap|rapper]], [[gd/|designer]], [[self-diagnosed]] [[bipolar]] [[attention whore]], and [[LOLWUT|former US Presidential candidate]], all while also being a literal [[nigger]][[faggot]].

Born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Chicago, on the playground is where he spent most of his younger days; <strike>[[Bel-air|Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school...]]</strike>

Srsly though, West was raised in Chicago, and grew up around [[coons|gangbangers]] and playas. We don't have much to say about his young adulthood years since that's BORING SHIT, LOL.

Kanye West has been at the forefront of much IRL and internet drama, and as a result, we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica are humbly taking on the [[no|vital]] public service of explaining his discography, musical career and political life to plebians such yourself. ''"Yeezus just rose again..."''

==Musical career==
So, flash forward from West's youth, all the way up to the year 2000. It's the dawn of the Nu-Millennium and the new beginning of an endless age of shitty mass-produced pop music. Kanye West begins "producing" music/recordings for musicians on the rap label Roc-A-Fella Records; notably [[illuminati|Jay-Z]] and Ludacris.

West next decides he wants to start making his OWN music, but is turned down by everyone at Roc-A-Fella because he does not fit the image of a gangsta rapper. Upset, West [[An hero|attempts suicide]] by crashing his car and nearly dies; not wanting the poor guy to kill himself, Jay-Z finally gives him permission to make his own album ([[nerd|technically]] it's called an [[vinyl|LP]], guiis!!). And so, "'''The College Dropout'''" is released in 2004, later followed by "'''Late Registration'''" in 2005 and "'''Graduation'''" in 2007. Forming a trilogy, these 3 hip hop albums feature some of West's most [[normies|accessible music]], as well as singles "[[Christian|Jesus Walks]]", "[[jewgold|Gold Digger]]" and that one song he made ripping off [[Daft Punk]].

"'''808s and Heartbreak'''" is released in 2008 and is notable for being the only Kanye West album to feature no explicit lyrics whatsoever, (well, it was, up until [[2019]]'s '''Jesus Is King''' album) and for its EXTENSIVE usage of [[Autotune]]. (Though to be fair, West used Autotune on the songs because his jaw was broken during the recording sessions for the album.)

[[File:Taylor-Swift-interruption-I-did-it-for-teh-lulz.jpg|thumb|right]]
And then - it all goes downhill... West goes on MTV's VMA, and tells Taylor Swift, to her face, that she shouldn't have won her award. He follows this up with random twitter beefs between him and "[[South Park]]" creators after being outed as an aficionado of "[[homosexuality|fishsticks]]" on said show.) West even got called out by then-President Obama, who called West a "jackass". West, however, not to be discouraged from "PRODUCING ART", [[crazy|locked himself up in a cabin in Hawaii, secluded himself from the outside world]], and came back with the ideas for his much-praised 2010 album <strike>A Good Ass Job</strike> '''''My [[Kawaii|Beautiful]] [[Nigger|Dark]] [[Twisted sexual acts|Twisted]] [[Fetish|Fantasy]]'''".

This album was followed up with 2013's "'''Yeezus'''" album, an [[Death Grips|industrial-style hip-hop]] album. The album cover for "Yeezus" was literally a coverless audio CD case with some red tape on the right side of the case. No, seriously, that was the "ART" that the self-proclaimed "[http://web.archive.org/web/20190705150632/https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/6889411/kanye-west-next-einstein-twitter-debut-new-song Closest Thing To Einstein]" came up with for his album. The "cover art" for "Yeezus" quickly became a meme, with many a custom cover artwork made based on it and it became a trend that many recording artists followed for years to come.

"'''The Life of Pablo'''"<strike>/"SWISH"/"So Help Me God"</strike> followed the Yeezus album. This album's releases were constantly postponed, renamed, and remixed before it finally arrived on the scene in 2016. Drama surrounded the release of "The Life of Pablo" as it was an online-only release, and was exclusive to Jay-Z's "lossless music streaming" site TiDAL. More e-drama ensued as West pulled the album several times after the official release date to re-remix, remove, and add tracks to the album. Truly "[[Nope|A LIVING WORK OF ART"]]. This was followed by 2018's <strike>TurboGrafx 16</strike> "'''Ye'''" album, which is [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|so short in duration that it puts the black man to shame]].

2019 began a shift in West's usual musical themes toward Christianity themes, as he went full-on-religious. He founded a gospel music group called "Sunday Service", began holding regular services across the country, and released a new album, "'''[[Christianity|Jesus Is King]]'''". Time will tell if this lasts.

"'''DONDA'''", was released after a shit-load of delays, in the middle of a [[shit no one cares about|streaming battle with Drake]] who beat him to a diss track with a [[nobody|Trippie Redd]] song. This made Kanye butthurt and Ye [[not really|leaked]] his "home". (Ye [[fail|actually just showed the home of Drake that anyone could look up with a quick Google search]].)

"'''DONDA 2'''" become Ye's next project soon after the release of Donda. And surprisingly, Kanye didn't delay the release date. He released an unfinished half-assed album on the day he promised and is going to "update" and "finish" this album in the future. This album is only available on the STEM Player but in reality everyone just downloaded it from [[piracy|"file sharing"]] websites. [[Cuckoldry|Kanye's also mad at some random comedian for banging his ex-wife so he made a diss track about it]]. Thanks to Ye and his stans constantly harassing him until he get mentally sick, the ex-wife broke up with him. Ye is currently looking forward to reunite with her and see take his kids back.[[Boredom|We off the Grid Grid Grid, Donda 2 is Mid Mid Mid]].
He's a total nigger for making an album sounds this horrible then still put his dead mother's name on it.

"'''Vultures 1'''" - After delaying the release of this [[at least 100]] times, Kanye finally shat out this half-assed album which was going to have an album cover ripping off [[Burzum]] but changed it at the last second. Vultures is a collab album with rapper [[Nobody cares|Ty Dolla $ign]] who is totally not Ye's ghostwriter. This is further proof that Kanye is descending into lolcow territory. Ye made one of his daughter, [[Powerword|North West]] to perfome on one of his shitty song. This album offended [[Anthony Fantano]] so much he made a video in response to it.

"'''Vultures 2'''" - The unfinished afterbirth of Vultures 1. Kanye got high on laughing gas an released a half finished pile of shit.
[[File:vulturesburzum.png|thumb|Didn't even try hiding it. So kvlt.]]
<center><youtube>M0jEngxUFz4</youtube></center>

And yes, he's probably still refusing to take his much-needed Bi-Polar pills.

== YEEZY PORN ==
"[[LIE|4 24;]] YEEZY PORN IS CUMMING"
As a brilliant way to get back in the headlines around the Vultures 2 drop he announced yeezy porn, which would be a mix of real life shots of YE being cracked and came on like a femboy and [[Rule 34]] of the Yeezy bear. However as always when it was ready for release he scrapped the Yeezy Porn app due to thinking the public was not worthy of its divinity, leaving diehard Ye meatriders blueballed once again
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==Kanye and Politics==
[[File:KANYEWESTFORPRESIDENTbutton-ItsAboutIDeasBro.jpg|thumb|right|It's ideas about bro]]
[[File:alternate reality kanye.jpg|thumb|right|Kanye Goldstein in the true timeline]]

{{quote|If my [[slavery|grandfather]] was here right now he would not let me back down! I don’t know I’m fittin’ to lose after this. It doesn’t matter though, cuz it ain’t about me. It’s about [[memes|ideas]], bro. [[old memes|New ideas]]. People with ideas. People who believe in truth,...

And yes, as you [[nope|probably could have guessed by this moment]], [[LOLWUT|I have decided in 2020 to run for president]].|West at the 2015 MTV VMAs, announcing his plans for a political career}}

Kanye West has long been "outspoken", and politics is no exception. West however, has gone from letting folks know "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in 2004, to pursuing the American Presidency in the USA's [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]] and [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024]] Presidential Elections.

{{quote|Blacks are 90% Democrats That sounds like control to me 🤔|[http://archive.fo/cbr99 Kanye West], being to retarded to understand demographics.}}

Mista' West had planned to IRL-troll politics by srsly running for Prez of the USA in 2020; <strike>After meeting with Trump, West decided to postpone his run to 2024, simply because he believes that Trump [[no|will get elected for a second term in 2020]]. Word on tha streets, previously, was that he would probably run as a [[Trump|Republican]] or [[America's Third Party|Independent]].</strike> '''UPDATE: He gave up on The Donald and is running in the nutty year that is [[2020]] after all!! '''
===2020 Presidential Run===

Up until mid-2020, West was a known [[The Donald|Trumper]], having even met multiple times with (USA) President Trump from 2016-2018. [http://web.archive.org/web/20190804231635/https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/kanye-west-met-with-donald-trump-to-discuss-being-an-ambassador-of-sorts/ 1]. As of current times, West no longer wears the fabled red cap of Trumpers, while still claiming Trump to be “the closest president ... in years to allowing God to still be part of the conversation.”

On July 4, the year of our Lord [[2020]], Kanye West shocked the political landscape (at least as much as one could after [[2016]]) with a big, girthy, announcement. West had decided to run in 2020 after all - against "Creepy Uncle Joe Biden" and incumbent USA Troll-In-Chief "[[The Donald]]". His new political party, "The Birthday Party" (fronted by Mr. West, his Wyoming [[christian|pastor]] and nobody else) was also announced. While most of the world has laughed the campaign off as a stupid joke, Kayne seems to be taking ''very srsly''. [[nope|If he wins]] though, it'll be the biggest political troll since 4chan and Pepe the Frog memes catapulted a reality TV star an internet/twitter troll named Donald Trump to the White House in 2016. That's highly unlikely though since he missed the filing deadlines to be included on a number of state ballots as an independent candidate.

==Kanye Doesn't Care About Black People==
[[File:kanye and jesus.jpg|thumb|right|That's fucked up Kanye]]

In the [[boring|great]] year of [[2022]], Ye - may God bless him, had a busy year recording Donda 3 and leading the White Lives Matter movement. This has culminated in the [[negress|baby mama]] of beloved [[porn star]], [[opioids|opioid]] enthusiast, and [[DINDU NUFFIN|African American]] icon [[George Floyd]] filing a 250 million dollar lawsuit for saying that perhaps the massive amounts of fentanyl in his system contributed to his death.

==Kanye Is A Zionist Shill==
In October 2022, he appeared on Fox News's Tucker Carlson show and expressed his support to the world's favorite group of people: The [[Jews]]. He said that Planned Parenthood was founded by an eugenicist and KKK "to control the Jew population" and "I prefer my kids knew Hanukkah than Kwanzaa. At least it will come with some financial engineering." Thus, the floodgates were opened and the [[Anti-semite]]s caused the following:
*closure of his bank accounts
*dropped by lawyer
*banning from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]
*cancellation of upcoming concerts
*loss of [[jewgold]]s caused by basically every brand cutting ties with him

On December 1, 2022, Kanye appeared on [[Alex Jones]] live show where he went full Zionist mode and declared his love and obedience towards the Jewish people. He made statements like “I love Jews,” “I love Jewish people,” “I love Zionists,” “[[Milo Yiannopoulos|Milo]] is Jewish, I love Milo,” that if he loses his presidential campaign the political leaders will be “held to christian values, not Zionist values,” and this is “the worst thing that can happen,” that Zionist are never at fault because it’s Satan that gets inside Zionists and makes them do bad things. He also said "he liked [[Hitler]]" and [[Nazis]] saying they created technology the jews use, and that Satan was one killing all the jews. The aftermath of his statements was another backlash from anti-semites that ended in [[Elon Musk]] suspending Kanye’s Twitter account.

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==See Also==
*[[2020 Presidential Elections]]
*[[Adolf Hitler]] - His idol.
*[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]]
*[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
*[[Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]]
*[[Hunter Fyffe]]
*[[Imma Let You Finish]]
*[[Kim Kardashian]] - His ex-wife who milked his dick dry while making kids.
*[[Nick Fuentes]] and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] - The two men who he hooked up with after he sperged out.
*[[Niggerjack]]
*[[Pete Davidson]] - Some cracker comedian he beefed with for stealing his ex-wife.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Basically the same person.
*[[Twatter/KanyeWest]]

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'''Incelcore''' is a shitty internetz-inspired genre of music that gained traction in the late [[2010s]] and [[2020s]]. Lyrics typically focus on not getting females like a fucking virgin, internets, and the horrors of being a male in today's society. Themes include rejection and loneliness. It of course involves the reality of being an [[incel]], which we here at ED know isn't fucking good, considering we have mocked both [[Chris Chan]] and [[Elliot Rodger]], but despite all the lulz we get from mocking those losers, we can't help but feel bad for them, which brings in this genre even more. This article will cover some incelcore artists and what they make, so feel free to either troll them or celebrate their shitz.

==Negative XP/School Shooter==
[[File:IncelCore NegativeXP.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Mirror selfie like a retarded insta white girl]]
Azn who started making music in [[2017]] under the name [[School Shooting|School Shooter]]. Changed his name of fucking course, because after [[AlGore]] and [[Nikolas Cruz]], who wants to be an artist under that name? Posted on SoundCloud and Bandcamp. His most famous song bashes [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]] because the movie's lead female Ramona Flowers has dyed hair like an [[SJW]] among other qualities incels hate. Most famous artist of the genre, which isn't something to be proud of.
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/6GDYGPbleLhFKnmK4TYhQ7 His Spotify]
*{{instagram|selfieguy69|His Instagram}}
*[https://www.negativexp.com/ His website]
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==Fried by Fluoride==
[[File:Fried by Fluoride.jpeg|150px|thumb|right]]
A [[fat]] [[alcoholic]] who started making shitty music about being lonely (who could have guessed) in [[2020]] and spends his time on [[Twitter]] being unfunny and talking about young girls. Recently he overtook Negative XP as the most listened to incelcore artist because of him blowing up on [[TikTok]] but being the most popular incelcore artist means nothing considering no one listens to this shit.
*{{soundcloud|user-470248955|His SoundCloud (he hasn't posted here for like {{age|2023|5|4}} years)}}
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/0qwt0uuav6sDn54MRKrL1u His Spotify]
*{{twitter|famousincel|His Twitter}}
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==ANHERO==
[[File:anheroanhero.jpg|150px|thumb|right]]
Named after the act of becoming [[an hero]], obviously. He's released one album that's mostly just [[Baww|bawwing]] about being retarded and gay, but with testosterone, [[Maybe|which makes it truecel and kvlt af]].

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==Fakecels, fuck off!==
[[File:Fakecel Chad.jpeg|center|400px]]
Like anything mildly interesting, a bunch of faggot whores flocked over to burn anything relating to it to the ground and make it all about them. They try to rename and sanitize the incel name from it by calling it "e-punk" or "bedroom punk" but any truecel like Belowground or Uhohslater will tell you that anyone saying that is a retarded leftist faggot. The artists listed below are fakecels.

===Gezebelle Gaburgably===
[[File:GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY.jpg|150px|thumb|right]]
An art whore and [[Irony|A FUCKING WOMAN INCELCORE ARTIST]] who many people thought was trans, but surprisingly fucking isn't. Gez started making mumble music a year or two after Negative XP. She has a snail fetish, which is expressed in many of her works, but at least she isn't a [[furry]]. One of her greatest early works involves a song about [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s lulzy defense against those fucking invaders on Giblin.
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===Cyborg9k===
[[File:Cyborg9k tranny.png|150px|thumb|left]]
[[File:Cyborg9k and furries.jpeg|150px|thumb|Cyborg9k sold out for furry poon and became a troon.]]
An e-punk artist who made music that referenced image board culture and existential dread, so naturally it resonated with incelcore fans. One of his more politically divisive songs, ''Starship Invaders'', makes references to [[World Economic Forum|The Great Reset]] and [[ZOG]] conspiracy theories but was interpreted many different ways so he had to pick a side and decided to flip the finger on the incelcore community and rebrand into making "[[transgender]] [[furry]] [[communist]]" music (his words, not mine). It’s almost as if he was trying to become the antithesis of what incelcore is. Furthermore, other songs like ''Not Like The Other Girls'' also has lyrics which include "[[Libertarian|The flag hung in her bedroom says don’t fucking tread on me]]" and "[[Qanon|She’s allied with the Q]]". Not to mention his first release under the name Cyborg9k was titled "[[Clown World]]", so obviously he was always a pinko commie. He also dated Gezebelle Gaburgably back in 2020 so maybe her excreting her hermophradite slime all over him had something to do with it. He re-released some of the songs in the Cyborg9k album under the title “[[Sparkledog|Sparkle9k]]”, now with shoddy and fur-ified imitations of their old cover arts. [[tl;dr|Long story short]], he died and then was reborn. Cause of death: drugged into feeling fine.

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==Virginfest 2021==
Just when you thought this crap would stay online, a bunch of people in the genre decided to throw a concert/event on [[9/11]]/[[2021]] in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. If only [[Stephen Paddock]] could rise from the dead and teach these malignant youths a lesson. Some fat SJW [[Antifa]] guy ended up going and calling the police like a fucking Karen but luckily for them the show wasn't v& and the [[Cops|pigs]] actually liked the music.
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[[File:VirginFest21.png|thumb|center|On 9/11. Nice. :)]]

==See Also==
*[[Dying alone]] - We'll all do it in a lonely hospital bed.
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The undisputed king of incels.
*[[Femcel]] - They're like Bigfoot. People claim that they exist, but one has never been seen in the wild.
*[[Incel]] - The soundtrack up until the day that they die alone.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - A notable Fried by Fluoride fan.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - A notable Negative XP fan. He and the previous person on this list both lived up to Negative XP's old name.
*[[Virgin]]

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==Gaming Portal Missing==
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== Who put the faggot nonsense as QOTN. ==

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Incelcore

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'''Incelcore''' is a shitty internetz-inspired genre of music that gained traction in the late [[2010s]] and [[2020s]]. Lyrics typically focus on not getting females like a fucking virgin, internets, and the horrors of being a male in today's society. Themes include rejection and loneliness. It of course involves the reality of being an [[incel]], which we here at ED know isn't fucking good, considering we have mocked both [[Chris Chan]] and [[Elliot Rodger]], but despite all the lulz we get from mocking those losers, we can't help but feel bad for them, which brings in this genre even more. This article will cover some incelcore artists and what they make, so feel free to either troll them or celebrate their shitz.
==Negative XP/School Shooter==
[[File:IncelCore NegativeXP.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Mirror selfie like a retarded insta white girl]]
Azn who started making music in [[2017]] under the name [[School Shooting|School Shooter]]. Changed his name of fucking course, because after [[AlGore]] and [[Nikolas Cruz]], who wants to be an artist under that name? Posted on SoundCloud and Bandcamp. His most famous song bashes [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]] because the movie's lead female Ramona Flowers has dyed hair like an [[SJW]] among other qualities incels hate. Most famous artist of the genre, which isn't something to be proud of.
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/6GDYGPbleLhFKnmK4TYhQ7 His Spotify]
*{{instagram|selfieguy69|His Instagram}}
*[https://www.negativexp.com/ His website]
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==Fried by Fluoride==
[[File:Fried by Fluoride.jpeg|150px|thumb|right]]
A [[fat]] [[alcoholic]] who started making shitty music about being lonely (who could have guessed) in [[2020]] and spends his time on [[Twitter]] being unfunny and talking about young girls. Recently he overtook Negative XP as the most listened to incelcore artist because of him blowing up on [[TikTok]] but being the most popular incelcore artist means nothing considering no one listens to this shit.
*{{soundcloud|user-470248955|His SoundCloud (he hasn't posted here for like {{age|2023|5|4}} years)}}
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/0qwt0uuav6sDn54MRKrL1u His Spotify]
*{{twitter|famousincel|His Twitter}}
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==ANHERO==
[[File:anheroanhero.jpg|150px|thumb|right]]
Anhero, named after the act of beconing [[an hero]]. Hes released one album thats mostly just [[Baww|Bawwing]] about being retarded and gay, but with testosterone, [[Maybe|which makes it trucel and kvlt af]]

==The Faggot Obsession==
Like any thing mildly intresting a bunch of faggot whores flocked over to burn anything relating to it to the ground, and make it all about them. They try to rename and sanitize the incel name from it by calling it "epunk" or "bedroom punk" but any truecel like belowground or Uhohslater will tell you that anyone saying that is a retarded leftist faggot. The artists listed below are fakecels.

===Gezebelle Gaburgably===
[[File:GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY.jpg|150px|thumb|right]]
An art whore and A [[Irony|FUCKING WOMAN INCELCORE ARTIST]] who many people thought was trans, but surprisingly fucking isn't. Gez started making mumble music a year or two after Negative XP. She has a snail fetish, which is expressed in many of her works, but at least she isn't a [[furry]]. One of her greatest early works involves a song about [[Brenton Tarrant's|Brenton Tarrant]] lulzy defense against those fucking invaders on Giblin
<center><youtube>9Y96xY5tlK8</youtube></center>

==Virginfest 2021==
Just when you thought this crap would stay online, a bunch of people in the genre decided to throw a concert/event on [[9/11]]/[[2021]] in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. If only [[Stephen Paddock]] could rise from the dead and teach these malignant youths a lesson. Some fat SJW [[Antifa]] guy ended up going and calling the police like a fucking Karen but luckily for them the show wasn't v& and the [[Cops|pigs]] actually liked the music.
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[[File:VirginFest21.png|thumb|center|On 9/11. Nice. :)]]

==See Also==
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Negative XP fan who lived up to his old name.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Fried by Fluoride fan who also lived up to Negative XP's old name.

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== What He Did ==
He was attending a Neo Nazi Rally like usual untill he saw some faggot 16 year old antifa dweeb and stabbed them to death. This led to him being a sort of niche figure for other neo-nazi's of the sort.
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== Connections To [[Brenton Tarrant]] ==
This was one of Tarrants idols. His name aswell as "for madrid" (The Place where it happened) where written on one of Saint Brenton's Firearms.

== Graded Score ==
Not too bad for the time, Brent proably only cared 'cause thats what he had to work with in that time, other than that it's pretty unremarkable and retarded, but a shitty article about you where your rated 1/5 on their highscore chart is better than nothing.

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=== [[DO IT FAGGOT|We don't need a separate article on the 2025 Graz school shooting]] (the one that happened today) ===
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Nothing at all unique happened in it and for the love of Baphomet we don't need more reasons to have the site taken down. [[Shit nobody cares about|Apparently it was the most deadly shooting in Austria]], but its another sub 70 score that doesn't matter at all. If one of you Highscore-fags HAVE to write something about it, put it on the Columbine Copycats page. [[User:UglyAsSin|UglyAsSin]] ([[User talk:UglyAsSin|talk]]) 16:16, 10 June 2025 (UTC)

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Columbine Copycats

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[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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{{Notice|This list is desperately needing names and dates. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.}}

==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

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===Amanda & Jerad Miller===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

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===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

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===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 17 kills (+24 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 31st on the [[High_Score#FPS.2C_Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

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===Artyom Tagirov===
A Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates before setting a classroom on fire on April 18, 2018. Artyom then attempted to an hero by slitting his own throat. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. Copy and pasted previously listed Anton Bichivin's failure of an attack at a different school.

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and her son ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|whos name hasn't been relased]], with all the signs of a columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, Neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to thrown in the [[V&]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*Her Instagram {{Instagram|https://www.instagram.com/themostmiserablegirl|themostmiserablegirl}}

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===Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

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*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniil Monakhov===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg.R===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro===
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Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===[[Jakejekyll|Jacob D. Robida]]===
A neonazi autist believed to have admired the Columbine killers. A crazy-ass [[Juggalo]] who went postal with a hatchet at a fag bar in 2006 and sliced up a few bitches.

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===Juan Manuel Morales Sierra===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===Max Porta===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[spic]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.
==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
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[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison so no more anime for this guy.

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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===Vladislav Roslyakov===
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The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[You]]===

== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.

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*{{Archive|rATjW|Ten miles from Columbine, two teenage girls accused of plotting a copycat shooting}}

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Clipped from "relationship", '''ship''' is a term commonly found in the [[fan fiction]] [[scene]]. A pairing of two often completely irrelevant characters in a [[Friend Zone|romantic]] or [[sex]]ual relationship that originated in ''X-Files'' fandom, when the fanboys and girls masturbating over Mulder{{jew}} and Scully, respectively, figured it would be totally [[hott|hawt]] if Mulder and Scully knocked boots.

Most people refer to a ship by the characters in it (IE "I ship Hermione/Ron") or by the initials of the characters involved (IE "I ship [[Hagger|HG/RW]]"). Many fanons have established short forms for characters other than their initials, which can also be used (IE "I ship Hr/R"). Sometimes, however, the extreme fantards will combine the two in a [[portmanteau]]-name (IE "OMG, HERMAPHRONDITE, SO0 DESU!!!11").

Regardless of the probability of two characters getting together in [[canon]], someone already wrote a fanfic about it and posted it on [[FanFiction.Net]]. Therefore, it is impossible to come up with a ship that hasn't been invented by someone else. [[Google]] always has enough [http://www.google.com/search?q=ship+%22Hermione%2FGinny%22+OR+%22Ginny%2FHermione%22 proof] of it, though it is advised to stay away from the most [[hardcore]] ships if you're [[mundane]].

All ships are invariably [[homosexual]], no exceptions.

==OTP==
[[Image:Taiora_4_ever_not.jpg|left|thumb|The scene in ''[[Digimon]]'' that will live in [[hate|infamy]].]]
[[Image:Lol_ship_warz.jpg|right|thumb|"[[Canon]] to the left of them! [[Canon]] to the right, here I am!"]]
OTP stands for One True Pairing, a ship that its followers cannot stand to see broken. It may be a [[canon]] relationship, one that [[over 9000]] fans have convinced themselves of being canon in the future, or one that a fan loves [[moar]] than any other.

==Shipper mentality ==
[[Image:One_true_3some.jpg|thumb|left|Shipping: [[srs bsns|''Serious'' fucking business.]]]]
Many people wonder why there are so many people out there concerned with which underage cartoon character fucks the other. Well, no one really <strike>knows</strike> cares how people turn out that way. But we do know that the typical shipper is either:
# A [[lonely]], idealistic [[basement-dweller]] or [[16 year old girl]] who despite being rejected by every IRL person ever for being a [[fucktard]], is convinced [[Bullshit|tw00 wuv conquers all]] and that no fictional character, regardless of how he/she was originally written, should [[die alone]]. This is the cause of bad fanfiction where all [[over 9,000|5,318,008]] characters ever in any series are paired up (usually after the main characters are firmly set up, villains, one-shots, and what have you are paired up for random, trifling reasons like "they're both blonde" or something. This person will, despite all [[fail|efforts]] to do otherwise, die alone. That is, unless they don't [[final solution|kill themselves]] from the fact something bad will happen to their OTP- [[oh noes]]!
# A person (usually [[whore|female]]) who is so in [[Love|luuuuuuuv]] with her boyfriend and has such a [[accidentally|perfect]] relationship, she is convinced that everyone in her fandoms must be (or should be) in love too. This type of [[cunt|shipper]] writes pretty much the same stories as the above, but is more annoying because she'll always add [[lol wut|"OMGZ, those two characters are JUST LIKE me and my BF!"]]. The boyfriend, of course, will dump her ass a week later (if he's smart), or he'll [[PROFIT|die]] somehow, and she will either renounce shipping and become an [[emo]] with a LiveJournal full of bad poetry of how [[kill it with fire|love is pointless and futile]]. Either that or she'll become the first type of shipper.

[[Image:CanNeverFindThisWhenINeedIt.png|right|thumb|It's hard for characters to be shipped together. [[srsly]].]]
'''What love is according to shippers'''
* Two characters being nice to each other for whatever reason. (see [[Xiaolin Showdown]].)
* Two characters totally, utterly despising each other. They're just hiding their tw00 wuv. (NOTE: This is most usually used only in [[slash]] shipping) (see [[Steven Universe]].)
* One character killing another, motivated by aforesaid hatred of the other. (See [[GoddessMillenia]].)
* One character being unhealthily obsessed with another.(see [[Pokemon]])
* Two characters meeting at least once.(see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters being [[incest|related by blood]] (see [[Kill la Kill]].)
* Two characters in the same frame. (see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters existing in the same show. (see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters existing in the same genre. (see [[Crossover]].)
* Two characters existing. [[evar|Ever]]. (see [[Crossover]].)

==Types of Shippers==
If shippers are [[lolcow]]s, some fandoms are lulzy dairy farms. Like IRL cows, shippers come in many different varieties that all work together to bring us hours of entertainment.

==='''[[mundane|Average Shippers]]'''===
These types of [[fangirls]] will write a [[shit]]ty [[fanfic]] or two, join up some ship-centric site or fan club thread and keep to themselves, but otherwise don't pick or join any fights and thus [[shit no one cares about|no one gives a shit about them]].

==='''/[[slash]] Shippers'''===
[[Image:Trolling_xtians.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bible slash|Every fandom has slash. No exceptions.]]]]
Those who will pairing up any two characters as long as they both either have a [[penis]] or a [[vagina]],([[Tentacle rape|which is sometimes not needed]]) no matter how many times they may have fought with each other. It doesn't matter how bloody and violent their fights are or how bitterly they fight over the same guy (because twenty chicks fight over the same guy [[srsly|ALL THE TIME]], there will be slash-y [[Rule 34]] written about it. That thing you learned in Bible school about Jesus being betrayed by Judas is a lie--it was all because Judas was a [[Hard Gay|hardcore]], macho [[bitch]] that couldn't express his feelings to Jesus! [[Srsly]]!).

*Popular slash [[fandom]]s with various pairings include:[[Final Fantasy 7]] ''[[Death Note]]'', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', ''[[Naruto]]'', ''[[Lucky Star]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', ''[[Star Trek]]'', which is also responsible for the very first [[Mary Sue]] (see OC Shippers below). Oh yeah, and did we mention ''[[Naruto]]''? That show is so god damned gay that it makes Richard Simmons look like [[Fred Phelps]]. It's not only got gays, but it's also got [[dyke]]s too!
''See also: [[Snapesnogger]]''

==='''Str8 Shippers'''===
Straight shippers are the antithesis of yaoi fangirls but work on the same principle. Rather than signifying someone who has a natural preference for heterosexual couples, a str8 shipper is someone who won't shut the fuck up about their preference for them, usually because [[Christianity|they are one with the Jesus]] (like [[DBoyWheeler]]) or because they are [[Aspergers|asspies]] (like [[Chris-chan]]). Most of these people are weeaboos but their small brain prevents them from understanding that [[Japan]] is a land of sheer [[sick fuck|sick fuckery]] and thus [[anime]] is incompatible with monogamous premarital Christian morality. However, to be fair, most of them turn out to be [[Catholic|pedophiles]] or other fetishists anyway. Or they like [[Twilight]], which is even worse.

==='''OC Shippers'''===
OC shippers pair a character with one of their OCs. This takes up about 70% of the fandom, and it's usually [[Mary Sue]]s or whatever. Sometimes they are self-inserts made by [[fangirls]] who want to screw a fictional character, kinda like Stephanie Meyer's [[AIDs|bright idea]] called [[Twilight]]. Other times they are an actual, normal character. Some people even write to the company who produced their fandom of choice asking for their OC to be added into the universe. OC shippings that have been made canon include Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker in the [[Star Wars]] Expanded Universe, and *shudder* Antastasia Steele/Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey - which was originally a shitty Twilight fanfiction called "[[Lie|Master of the Universe]]".
If these shippers' OCs are Mary Sues, they are called "sue shippers". Popular OC/Sue shippers are [[Kaoru Yuuka]], [[SapphyDracases]], [[Waluigis-girl]], and [[Minami-Kousaka]].

==='''Militant Shipper'''===
''See Also [[Star Trek]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Soap Opera]]''
[[Image:TruthaboutZutarians.jpg|thumb|left|As evidence shows, shippers are rational and logical people]]
They account for [[42]] percent of all shippers. The bigger and [[moar]] popular 'shipdoms believe that canon evidence proves they're right that anyone else thinking otherwise is [[doing it wrong|clearly delusional]]. Therefore, they have the right...no, the ''obligation'' to [[Spanish Inquisition|enlighten the ignorant masses]], even if that includes the author for [[jumped the shark|not knowing the series he or she wrote anymore]]. They are usually the ones who'll [[lunajack|hijack a thread]] like a [[black man]] will carjack you in LA and turn it into a shipping discussion. No matter if the topic is about the [[Death Note]]'s many uses, [[Cowboy Bebop|whether Spike Spiegel really did die]] or whether Kirk could beat Picard in a fight.

Hilarity ensures when the fandom pet couple gets nuked from orbit. The most insane among them will become [[an heroes]] and [[final solution|quit fandom]], while many more with whine and bitch and write fanfiction to "fix" where canon went wrong, until all the [[butthurt]] fans accept that as real [[canon]]. In the most epic of torpedoed coupledom, fans will be talking about their [[epic]] [[surprise buttsex|buttrape]] from the writers for the next hundred years, as many ''[[Power Rangers]]'' fans still wax poetic over the demise of Tommy/Kim. God willing, ''[[Bleach]]'' will be included in this section one day.

So who do these fans take their frustrations out on?

==='''T3h [[Winnar]]z'''===
[[Image:Th_Remembericon.jpg|thumb|right|[[WTC|NEVER FORGET]]]]

The comeback kids that never thought they had a chance, and have probably been [[luser]]s their entire lives until [[God]] shed his grace upon them to pair up their OTP, they took shit from the other side's [[BNF]]s, and now it's their time to [[2girls1cup|rub in all the shit that had been dished out to them]] over the years. [[:File:Die_jc_die.jpg|One infamous example.]]

Of course, the rest of fandom is bored with the ship wars, and think that rooting for either side is akin to [[Still a retard|winning the Special Olympics]]

*Best example [[evar]]: [[Harry_Potter#Ginny_is_a_slut_zOMG|Harry Potter and Author-Issued Clue-By-Four]]
*See also: ''[[Avatar_the_Last_Airbender|Avatar the Last Airbender]]''

==='''[[Intelligence|Intellectual Shippers]]'''===
[[Image:Ichirukijack.jpg|thumb|right|Picture definitely related]]

Appearing on the surface to be less rabid and having a better grasp of [[grammar]] than [[99%]] of it's fandom, most [[Fact|know]] they are [[Unwarranted self importance|smarter than the average bear]] and instead prefer [[verbose thread|big words and long sentences]] to [[troll|make a point]]. When someone calls them out on it, [[drama]] occurs and gets posted at [[Fandom Wank]], because after all, trolls don't exist for their pet pairing, and besides, they'd [[no|use nasty words and flame people directly]]. They and the militant types usually get together to engage in a huge circle jerk, and cause nearly all of fandom's ship wars.

As many such people are considered to be [[ALL CAPS|ZOMG SO SMART]] to [[16 year old girl]]s, they are usually the fandom's [[BNF]]s who lead by example to write much fanfiction that bashes the ship opposing theirs and in some cases, essays. That's right, [[longcat|long]], [[boring]] write ups analyzing [[proof]] of their couple's existence. and ALL of them are [[over 9000]] pages long. [http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/ OH GOD MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE].

*This kind of shipper's most common habitats include ''[[Star Trek]]'' and ''[[Bleach]]''.

==='''[[Pansy|Nanny Shippers]]'''===
The [[frunz|killer of lulz]], they are ones who are always trying to make everyone get along and [[respect|be tolerant]] and [[net neutrality|open minded of other opinions]]. They always tell their own side to be better than the other side and not [[troll]] and are usually sincere in their efforts to get their friends to [[STFU|quiet down a little bit]]. Since fighting over the honor of two cartoon characters' love is is [[srs bsns]], no one really listens to them.

Not to be confused with the intellectual shipper, who pull this maneuver as one of their sneaky trolls, then go back to passive-aggressive trolling in the next thread.

==='''[[Not|Not a Shipper]]'''===
[[sarcasm|Surprisingly]], there are people in fandom that [[No one gives a shit|don't give a shit]] about who's [[cock|pee-pee]] ends up in whose [[pussy|vajayjay]] or [[ass]]. And they proceed to tell everyone this at every opportunity because they really *don't* care. [[lie|Really, they don't.]] That's why their biggest contributions to fandom include bitching about other shippers and the stupid fan-squee posts they see on the shipper comm(s) on their F-list and maybe once every hundred years, they'll post about something besides little [[16 year old girl]] fan drama. They are as [[not]] shippy as Micheal Jackson is [[Not]] a Pedophile.

==='''Pro Shippers'''===
They are [[sickfuck|sickfucks]] that support making ships on taboo subjects aka pedophilia, rape, Incest, necrophilia, ext. They think that this fiction doesn't make them attracted to it in real life. So basically they're the same as 'tards who beat it to [[loli]] or [[shota]]. They also have multiple sub categories, such as darkshippers, and they use emoji's to communicate this, e.g. "🍖🌈." They are all brain rotted Tik Tok kids since that's what this started on.

==='''Sane Shippers'''===
''See Also: [[Unicorn]], [[Christmas|Santa Claus]]''

One who not only ships, but actually gives a fuck about other things in their fandom besides fapping off to hawt [[fanfic]]z. A step up from the average shipper, they are not quite so loyal or opinionated on their couple to become BNFs, nor do they constantly bitch on other fans. If you see such a shipper, most likely they are a [[dual]] of a former fan who [[troll's remorse|have learned the errors of their ways in attacking their fellow fans]] or new to the [[internets]], in which case, they are ticking timebombs to Nutville.

==Steps to a Ship War==
''See Also: [[Completely Irrelevant History]], [[Victim_loop|Victim Loop]]''
[[Image:Shipperwars.png|thumb|left|Will someone please think of the [[loli|children]]?!]]
# Prima the Militant Shipper posts a discussion on the latest episode of her favorite series, with at most a sentence or two on her OTP, A/B.
# Secunda the Intellectual shipper discusses the chapter with [[TL;DR|thoughts]] of the less popular A/C, and a jab at A/B [[idiftl|for the lulz.]]
# Debate goes on as planned until...
# Average Shipper Tercera drop the drama bomb with spoilers!!!11!one Apparently, their [[nobody|father's uncle's nephew's cousin's former roommate]] heard that the writers have planned [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_b|a cancer to kill B]] in the season finale, and boy that really sucks that A/B won't become canon before then.
# Prima instantly [[Chris Crocker|becomes hysterical]] and just can't believe it, and asks for proof, which comes from a [[sauce|few reliable sources]]
# Secunda posts even more thoughts on A/C, and how she wonders if A will go to C after B's death for [[buttsex|comfort]].
# Prima takes this as a personal insult, and Cuatra and Quinta comes along to agree, all echoing their hive queen's thoughts.
# Secunda is a seasoned expert at milking these [[lolcow]]s and knows she can make them look more stupid by using big words to hide her insults.
# Sexta, having been [[butthurt|oppressed]] by Prima, Quatra and Quinta since the beginning of t3h fandom proceeds to act like a [[winnar]] and posting JPEGS of "A/B RIP" tombstones to piss them off, because those bitches had it coming for telling her A/C was only shipped by delusional whackjobs!
# Septima (who falls under both the Yaoi and Nanny type)comes along to say "Who cares about A/B OR A/C when we can all oogle B/C?" [[Shit no one cares about|No one gives a fuck]].
# Maria the OC Shipper talks about her OC and how she ships A with her character.
# Octavia the mod threatens [[b&]]s to people if they don't quit adding [[Pool's Closed|AIDS to the pool]].
# Prima then starts bashing everyone from Character C to the writers and director for this moral outrage and how she will get all her friends to petition this show and get it canceled for this
# Secunda makes more snide remarks, which Prima rises up to.
# Reluctantly, Septima throws the [[banhammer]] at both Prima and Secunda, who then head off to their respective shipper comm to rally the troops; Prima to come up with ways to [[Holocaust|deny this ever happened]], and Secunda to rally the troops for a great victory party.
# Novena the Not!Shipper reads the thread and yells "[[Arguecat|THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!]]"
# Quarta, Quinta, Sexta and over 9000 other [[fantard]]s all continue the fight [[for great justice]]
# Decima the Sane Shipper is laughing her ass off as she writes an account of this for [[Fandom Wank]]'s 4234533453rd article on Fandom X's shipper fight
# Maria writes a letter to the company who made the show about her OC.

==List of Shippers==
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Gaiafag]]s
*[[Waluigis-girl#Fangirlism|Waluigi's-girl]]
*[[Msscribe]]
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]]
*[[Minami-Kousaka]]

==[[But What Are Your Thoughts On Yaoi?|Shippers Say The Darnedest Things]]==

* "So a couple weeks ago, I was [[insane]]ly bored and was poking around [[YouTube]] and I somehow stumbled onto someone who had posted the entire first and second seasons of ''[[Digimon]]'' (bless them)...

..And then...I get to the [[Christmas]] episode in season 2. When Tai asks Sora out and she rejects him because of Matt. And then she goes and marries Matt in the end. And I'm sitting there staring at my computer screen, gaping and trying so hard not to scream. [[wank|Because it's ''Tai''. And it's ''Sora'']]. And its supposed to be Tai and Sora because in the first episode he said that Sora wasn't that bad "for a girl" and Tai was the one who went back and saved Sora when she got captured by that little computer chip Digimon in the pyramid and Sora was the one who's always going "stupid Tai" and [[flame|fighting with him]] and um, hello, in the movie it was who Tai wrote that email to Sora and freaked out because he signed in "love" and that was so cute and [[OMG|oh my goodness]] she is not supposed to be with Matt." --Random Digimon fan

* "I hope that all the Tommy and Kat fans will realize that Tommy didn't LOVE Kat the way he LOVED Kimberly!" -Slogan of every ''[[Power Rangers]]'' fan ever

* [[oxymoron|"I'm both an IchiRuki and IchiHime shipper."]]

* "I’m so upset right now, I just [[delete fucking everything|deleted everything]] Narusaku related in my computer, I tore up all [[porn|my narusaku drawings]] that were hanging on my wall for years now, I threw away all my naruto manga & DVD collection into the garbage, I ripped apart all my posters…I literally wanted to burn everything instead but [[HAHAHA OH WOW|I live in apartments so I obviously can’t start a fire]]. I’m not bashing or anything I just feel like all of this was pointless… completely pointless. I wasted so much money…so much time… [[and nothing of value was lost|I can never get back…]]"
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==Gallery of [[Rule 34|Love]]==
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File:Wqtf.jpg
Image:Iwantyoutobealolivershipper.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]
Image:Anti_Sorato.gif|[[NO U]]
Image:Anti-IchiHime.gif|Hilarity will ensure with Bleach fans if this couple actually becomes canon
Image:OneRingtoshipthemall.jpg
Image:Sonicshadowship.jpg
Image:burns_x_smithers.jpg
Image:Hitler_stalin_love.jpg|Mein eyes, zey burn

</gallery>

==External Links==
*[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/03/DDG0RE1DDI1.DTL More lulz.]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/shipwar/ Supposed to supply the lulz.]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/ Thoughts on Yaoi ahead]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DieForOurShip Full List of every sacrifice to the Alter of True Luv]
*[http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/ Average C/7 fan]
*[http://kaimei-fanclub.deviantart.com/gallery/13170171 Trolling vocaloid fans who ship]
*[http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html Top 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes In Fanfic History]

==See Also==
*[[Crack Ship]]
*[[Slashfic]]
*[[Fanfiction]]
*[[Flame Wars]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[canon]]
*[[No Life]]
*[[Butthurt]]
*[[Msscribe]]
*[[PokeShipping]]
*[[Fandom Secrets]]
*[[Bbraefan1530]]

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UglyAsSin: /* Pro Shippers */

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Clipped from "relationship", '''ship''' is a term commonly found in the [[fan fiction]] [[scene]]. A pairing of two often completely irrelevant characters in a [[Friend Zone|romantic]] or [[sex]]ual relationship that originated in ''X-Files'' fandom, when the fanboys and girls masturbating over Mulder{{jew}} and Scully, respectively, figured it would be totally [[hott|hawt]] if Mulder and Scully knocked boots.

Most people refer to a ship by the characters in it (IE "I ship Hermione/Ron") or by the initials of the characters involved (IE "I ship [[Hagger|HG/RW]]"). Many fanons have established short forms for characters other than their initials, which can also be used (IE "I ship Hr/R"). Sometimes, however, the extreme fantards will combine the two in a [[portmanteau]]-name (IE "OMG, HERMAPHRONDITE, SO0 DESU!!!11").

Regardless of the probability of two characters getting together in [[canon]], someone already wrote a fanfic about it and posted it on [[FanFiction.Net]]. Therefore, it is impossible to come up with a ship that hasn't been invented by someone else. [[Google]] always has enough [http://www.google.com/search?q=ship+%22Hermione%2FGinny%22+OR+%22Ginny%2FHermione%22 proof] of it, though it is advised to stay away from the most [[hardcore]] ships if you're [[mundane]].

All ships are invariably [[homosexual]], no exceptions.

==OTP==
[[Image:Taiora_4_ever_not.jpg|left|thumb|The scene in ''[[Digimon]]'' that will live in [[hate|infamy]].]]
[[Image:Lol_ship_warz.jpg|right|thumb|"[[Canon]] to the left of them! [[Canon]] to the right, here I am!"]]
OTP stands for One True Pairing, a ship that its followers cannot stand to see broken. It may be a [[canon]] relationship, one that [[over 9000]] fans have convinced themselves of being canon in the future, or one that a fan loves [[moar]] than any other.

==Shipper mentality ==
[[Image:One_true_3some.jpg|thumb|left|Shipping: [[srs bsns|''Serious'' fucking business.]]]]
Many people wonder why there are so many people out there concerned with which underage cartoon character fucks the other. Well, no one really <strike>knows</strike> cares how people turn out that way. But we do know that the typical shipper is either:
# A [[lonely]], idealistic [[basement-dweller]] or [[16 year old girl]] who despite being rejected by every IRL person ever for being a [[fucktard]], is convinced [[Bullshit|tw00 wuv conquers all]] and that no fictional character, regardless of how he/she was originally written, should [[die alone]]. This is the cause of bad fanfiction where all [[over 9,000|5,318,008]] characters ever in any series are paired up (usually after the main characters are firmly set up, villains, one-shots, and what have you are paired up for random, trifling reasons like "they're both blonde" or something. This person will, despite all [[fail|efforts]] to do otherwise, die alone. That is, unless they don't [[final solution|kill themselves]] from the fact something bad will happen to their OTP- [[oh noes]]!
# A person (usually [[whore|female]]) who is so in [[Love|luuuuuuuv]] with her boyfriend and has such a [[accidentally|perfect]] relationship, she is convinced that everyone in her fandoms must be (or should be) in love too. This type of [[cunt|shipper]] writes pretty much the same stories as the above, but is more annoying because she'll always add [[lol wut|"OMGZ, those two characters are JUST LIKE me and my BF!"]]. The boyfriend, of course, will dump her ass a week later (if he's smart), or he'll [[PROFIT|die]] somehow, and she will either renounce shipping and become an [[emo]] with a LiveJournal full of bad poetry of how [[kill it with fire|love is pointless and futile]]. Either that or she'll become the first type of shipper.

[[Image:CanNeverFindThisWhenINeedIt.png|right|thumb|It's hard for characters to be shipped together. [[srsly]].]]
'''What love is according to shippers'''
* Two characters being nice to each other for whatever reason. (see [[Xiaolin Showdown]].)
* Two characters totally, utterly despising each other. They're just hiding their tw00 wuv. (NOTE: This is most usually used only in [[slash]] shipping) (see [[Steven Universe]].)
* One character killing another, motivated by aforesaid hatred of the other. (See [[GoddessMillenia]].)
* One character being unhealthily obsessed with another.(see [[Pokemon]])
* Two characters meeting at least once.(see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters being [[incest|related by blood]] (see [[Kill la Kill]].)
* Two characters in the same frame. (see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters existing in the same show. (see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters existing in the same genre. (see [[Crossover]].)
* Two characters existing. [[evar|Ever]]. (see [[Crossover]].)

==Types of Shippers==
If shippers are [[lolcow]]s, some fandoms are lulzy dairy farms. Like IRL cows, shippers come in many different varieties that all work together to bring us hours of entertainment.

==='''[[mundane|Average Shippers]]'''===
These types of [[fangirls]] will write a [[shit]]ty [[fanfic]] or two, join up some ship-centric site or fan club thread and keep to themselves, but otherwise don't pick or join any fights and thus [[shit no one cares about|no one gives a shit about them]].

==='''/[[slash]] Shippers'''===
[[Image:Trolling_xtians.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bible slash|Every fandom has slash. No exceptions.]]]]
Those who will pairing up any two characters as long as they both either have a [[penis]] or a [[vagina]],([[Tentacle rape|which is sometimes not needed]]) no matter how many times they may have fought with each other. It doesn't matter how bloody and violent their fights are or how bitterly they fight over the same guy (because twenty chicks fight over the same guy [[srsly|ALL THE TIME]], there will be slash-y [[Rule 34]] written about it. That thing you learned in Bible school about Jesus being betrayed by Judas is a lie--it was all because Judas was a [[Hard Gay|hardcore]], macho [[bitch]] that couldn't express his feelings to Jesus! [[Srsly]]!).

*Popular slash [[fandom]]s with various pairings include:[[Final Fantasy 7]] ''[[Death Note]]'', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', ''[[Naruto]]'', ''[[Lucky Star]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', ''[[Star Trek]]'', which is also responsible for the very first [[Mary Sue]] (see OC Shippers below). Oh yeah, and did we mention ''[[Naruto]]''? That show is so god damned gay that it makes Richard Simmons look like [[Fred Phelps]]. It's not only got gays, but it's also got [[dyke]]s too!
''See also: [[Snapesnogger]]''

==='''Str8 Shippers'''===
Straight shippers are the antithesis of yaoi fangirls but work on the same principle. Rather than signifying someone who has a natural preference for heterosexual couples, a str8 shipper is someone who won't shut the fuck up about their preference for them, usually because [[Christianity|they are one with the Jesus]] (like [[DBoyWheeler]]) or because they are [[Aspergers|asspies]] (like [[Chris-chan]]). Most of these people are weeaboos but their small brain prevents them from understanding that [[Japan]] is a land of sheer [[sick fuck|sick fuckery]] and thus [[anime]] is incompatible with monogamous premarital Christian morality. However, to be fair, most of them turn out to be [[Catholic|pedophiles]] or other fetishists anyway. Or they like [[Twilight]], which is even worse.

==='''OC Shippers'''===
OC shippers pair a character with one of their OCs. This takes up about 70% of the fandom, and it's usually [[Mary Sue]]s or whatever. Sometimes they are self-inserts made by [[fangirls]] who want to screw a fictional character, kinda like Stephanie Meyer's [[AIDs|bright idea]] called [[Twilight]]. Other times they are an actual, normal character. Some people even write to the company who produced their fandom of choice asking for their OC to be added into the universe. OC shippings that have been made canon include Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker in the [[Star Wars]] Expanded Universe, and *shudder* Antastasia Steele/Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey - which was originally a shitty Twilight fanfiction called "[[Lie|Master of the Universe]]".
If these shippers' OCs are Mary Sues, they are called "sue shippers". Popular OC/Sue shippers are [[Kaoru Yuuka]], [[SapphyDracases]], [[Waluigis-girl]], and [[Minami-Kousaka]].

==='''Militant Shipper'''===
''See Also [[Star Trek]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Soap Opera]]''
[[Image:TruthaboutZutarians.jpg|thumb|left|As evidence shows, shippers are rational and logical people]]
They account for [[42]] percent of all shippers. The bigger and [[moar]] popular 'shipdoms believe that canon evidence proves they're right that anyone else thinking otherwise is [[doing it wrong|clearly delusional]]. Therefore, they have the right...no, the ''obligation'' to [[Spanish Inquisition|enlighten the ignorant masses]], even if that includes the author for [[jumped the shark|not knowing the series he or she wrote anymore]]. They are usually the ones who'll [[lunajack|hijack a thread]] like a [[black man]] will carjack you in LA and turn it into a shipping discussion. No matter if the topic is about the [[Death Note]]'s many uses, [[Cowboy Bebop|whether Spike Spiegel really did die]] or whether Kirk could beat Picard in a fight.

Hilarity ensures when the fandom pet couple gets nuked from orbit. The most insane among them will become [[an heroes]] and [[final solution|quit fandom]], while many more with whine and bitch and write fanfiction to "fix" where canon went wrong, until all the [[butthurt]] fans accept that as real [[canon]]. In the most epic of torpedoed coupledom, fans will be talking about their [[epic]] [[surprise buttsex|buttrape]] from the writers for the next hundred years, as many ''[[Power Rangers]]'' fans still wax poetic over the demise of Tommy/Kim. God willing, ''[[Bleach]]'' will be included in this section one day.

So who do these fans take their frustrations out on?

==='''T3h [[Winnar]]z'''===
[[Image:Th_Remembericon.jpg|thumb|right|[[WTC|NEVER FORGET]]]]

The comeback kids that never thought they had a chance, and have probably been [[luser]]s their entire lives until [[God]] shed his grace upon them to pair up their OTP, they took shit from the other side's [[BNF]]s, and now it's their time to [[2girls1cup|rub in all the shit that had been dished out to them]] over the years. [[:File:Die_jc_die.jpg|One infamous example.]]

Of course, the rest of fandom is bored with the ship wars, and think that rooting for either side is akin to [[Still a retard|winning the Special Olympics]]

*Best example [[evar]]: [[Harry_Potter#Ginny_is_a_slut_zOMG|Harry Potter and Author-Issued Clue-By-Four]]
*See also: ''[[Avatar_the_Last_Airbender|Avatar the Last Airbender]]''

==='''[[Intelligence|Intellectual Shippers]]'''===
[[Image:Ichirukijack.jpg|thumb|right|Picture definitely related]]

Appearing on the surface to be less rabid and having a better grasp of [[grammar]] than [[99%]] of it's fandom, most [[Fact|know]] they are [[Unwarranted self importance|smarter than the average bear]] and instead prefer [[verbose thread|big words and long sentences]] to [[troll|make a point]]. When someone calls them out on it, [[drama]] occurs and gets posted at [[Fandom Wank]], because after all, trolls don't exist for their pet pairing, and besides, they'd [[no|use nasty words and flame people directly]]. They and the militant types usually get together to engage in a huge circle jerk, and cause nearly all of fandom's ship wars.

As many such people are considered to be [[ALL CAPS|ZOMG SO SMART]] to [[16 year old girl]]s, they are usually the fandom's [[BNF]]s who lead by example to write much fanfiction that bashes the ship opposing theirs and in some cases, essays. That's right, [[longcat|long]], [[boring]] write ups analyzing [[proof]] of their couple's existence. and ALL of them are [[over 9000]] pages long. [http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/ OH GOD MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE].

*This kind of shipper's most common habitats include ''[[Star Trek]]'' and ''[[Bleach]]''.

==='''[[Pansy|Nanny Shippers]]'''===
The [[frunz|killer of lulz]], they are ones who are always trying to make everyone get along and [[respect|be tolerant]] and [[net neutrality|open minded of other opinions]]. They always tell their own side to be better than the other side and not [[troll]] and are usually sincere in their efforts to get their friends to [[STFU|quiet down a little bit]]. Since fighting over the honor of two cartoon characters' love is is [[srs bsns]], no one really listens to them.

Not to be confused with the intellectual shipper, who pull this maneuver as one of their sneaky trolls, then go back to passive-aggressive trolling in the next thread.

==='''[[Not|Not a Shipper]]'''===
[[sarcasm|Surprisingly]], there are people in fandom that [[No one gives a shit|don't give a shit]] about who's [[cock|pee-pee]] ends up in whose [[pussy|vajayjay]] or [[ass]]. And they proceed to tell everyone this at every opportunity because they really *don't* care. [[lie|Really, they don't.]] That's why their biggest contributions to fandom include bitching about other shippers and the stupid fan-squee posts they see on the shipper comm(s) on their F-list and maybe once every hundred years, they'll post about something besides little [[16 year old girl]] fan drama. They are as [[not]] shippy as Micheal Jackson is [[Not]] a Pedophile.

=== Pro Shippers ===
They are [[sickfuck|sickfucks]] that support making ships on taboo subjects aka pedophilia, rape, Incest, necrophilia, ext. They think that this fiction doesn't make them attracted to it in real life. So basically they're the same as 'tards who beat it to [[loli]] or [[shota]]. They also have multiple sub categories, such as darkshippers, and they use emoji's to communicate this, e.g. "🍖🌈." They are all brain rotted Tik Tok kids since that's what this started on.

===Sane Shippers===
''See Also: [[Unicorn]], [[Christmas|Santa Claus]]''

One who not only ships, but actually gives a fuck about other things in their fandom besides fapping off to hawt [[fanfic]]z. A step up from the average shipper, they are not quite so loyal or opinionated on their couple to become BNFs, nor do they constantly bitch on other fans. If you see such a shipper, most likely they are a [[dual]] of a former fan who [[troll's remorse|have learned the errors of their ways in attacking their fellow fans]] or new to the [[internets]], in which case, they are ticking timebombs to Nutville.

==Steps to a Ship War==
''See Also: [[Completely Irrelevant History]], [[Victim_loop|Victim Loop]]''
[[Image:Shipperwars.png|thumb|left|Will someone please think of the [[loli|children]]?!]]
# Prima the Militant Shipper posts a discussion on the latest episode of her favorite series, with at most a sentence or two on her OTP, A/B.
# Secunda the Intellectual shipper discusses the chapter with [[TL;DR|thoughts]] of the less popular A/C, and a jab at A/B [[idiftl|for the lulz.]]
# Debate goes on as planned until...
# Average Shipper Tercera drop the drama bomb with spoilers!!!11!one Apparently, their [[nobody|father's uncle's nephew's cousin's former roommate]] heard that the writers have planned [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_b|a cancer to kill B]] in the season finale, and boy that really sucks that A/B won't become canon before then.
# Prima instantly [[Chris Crocker|becomes hysterical]] and just can't believe it, and asks for proof, which comes from a [[sauce|few reliable sources]]
# Secunda posts even more thoughts on A/C, and how she wonders if A will go to C after B's death for [[buttsex|comfort]].
# Prima takes this as a personal insult, and Cuatra and Quinta comes along to agree, all echoing their hive queen's thoughts.
# Secunda is a seasoned expert at milking these [[lolcow]]s and knows she can make them look more stupid by using big words to hide her insults.
# Sexta, having been [[butthurt|oppressed]] by Prima, Quatra and Quinta since the beginning of t3h fandom proceeds to act like a [[winnar]] and posting JPEGS of "A/B RIP" tombstones to piss them off, because those bitches had it coming for telling her A/C was only shipped by delusional whackjobs!
# Septima (who falls under both the Yaoi and Nanny type)comes along to say "Who cares about A/B OR A/C when we can all oogle B/C?" [[Shit no one cares about|No one gives a fuck]].
# Maria the OC Shipper talks about her OC and how she ships A with her character.
# Octavia the mod threatens [[b&]]s to people if they don't quit adding [[Pool's Closed|AIDS to the pool]].
# Prima then starts bashing everyone from Character C to the writers and director for this moral outrage and how she will get all her friends to petition this show and get it canceled for this
# Secunda makes more snide remarks, which Prima rises up to.
# Reluctantly, Septima throws the [[banhammer]] at both Prima and Secunda, who then head off to their respective shipper comm to rally the troops; Prima to come up with ways to [[Holocaust|deny this ever happened]], and Secunda to rally the troops for a great victory party.
# Novena the Not!Shipper reads the thread and yells "[[Arguecat|THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!]]"
# Quarta, Quinta, Sexta and over 9000 other [[fantard]]s all continue the fight [[for great justice]]
# Decima the Sane Shipper is laughing her ass off as she writes an account of this for [[Fandom Wank]]'s 4234533453rd article on Fandom X's shipper fight
# Maria writes a letter to the company who made the show about her OC.

==List of Shippers==
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Gaiafag]]s
*[[Waluigis-girl#Fangirlism|Waluigi's-girl]]
*[[Msscribe]]
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]]
*[[Minami-Kousaka]]

==[[But What Are Your Thoughts On Yaoi?|Shippers Say The Darnedest Things]]==

* "So a couple weeks ago, I was [[insane]]ly bored and was poking around [[YouTube]] and I somehow stumbled onto someone who had posted the entire first and second seasons of ''[[Digimon]]'' (bless them)...

..And then...I get to the [[Christmas]] episode in season 2. When Tai asks Sora out and she rejects him because of Matt. And then she goes and marries Matt in the end. And I'm sitting there staring at my computer screen, gaping and trying so hard not to scream. [[wank|Because it's ''Tai''. And it's ''Sora'']]. And its supposed to be Tai and Sora because in the first episode he said that Sora wasn't that bad "for a girl" and Tai was the one who went back and saved Sora when she got captured by that little computer chip Digimon in the pyramid and Sora was the one who's always going "stupid Tai" and [[flame|fighting with him]] and um, hello, in the movie it was who Tai wrote that email to Sora and freaked out because he signed in "love" and that was so cute and [[OMG|oh my goodness]] she is not supposed to be with Matt." --Random Digimon fan

* "I hope that all the Tommy and Kat fans will realize that Tommy didn't LOVE Kat the way he LOVED Kimberly!" -Slogan of every ''[[Power Rangers]]'' fan ever

* [[oxymoron|"I'm both an IchiRuki and IchiHime shipper."]]

* "I’m so upset right now, I just [[delete fucking everything|deleted everything]] Narusaku related in my computer, I tore up all [[porn|my narusaku drawings]] that were hanging on my wall for years now, I threw away all my naruto manga & DVD collection into the garbage, I ripped apart all my posters…I literally wanted to burn everything instead but [[HAHAHA OH WOW|I live in apartments so I obviously can’t start a fire]]. I’m not bashing or anything I just feel like all of this was pointless… completely pointless. I wasted so much money…so much time… [[and nothing of value was lost|I can never get back…]]"
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==Gallery of [[Rule 34|Love]]==
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File:Wqtf.jpg
Image:Iwantyoutobealolivershipper.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]
Image:Anti_Sorato.gif|[[NO U]]
Image:Anti-IchiHime.gif|Hilarity will ensure with Bleach fans if this couple actually becomes canon
Image:OneRingtoshipthemall.jpg
Image:Sonicshadowship.jpg
Image:burns_x_smithers.jpg
Image:Hitler_stalin_love.jpg|Mein eyes, zey burn

</gallery>

==External Links==
*[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/03/DDG0RE1DDI1.DTL More lulz.]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/shipwar/ Supposed to supply the lulz.]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/ Thoughts on Yaoi ahead]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DieForOurShip Full List of every sacrifice to the Alter of True Luv]
*[http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/ Average C/7 fan]
*[http://kaimei-fanclub.deviantart.com/gallery/13170171 Trolling vocaloid fans who ship]
*[http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html Top 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes In Fanfic History]

==See Also==
*[[Crack Ship]]
*[[Slashfic]]
*[[Fanfiction]]
*[[Flame Wars]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[canon]]
*[[No Life]]
*[[Butthurt]]
*[[Msscribe]]
*[[PokeShipping]]
*[[Fandom Secrets]]
*[[Bbraefan1530]]

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UglyAsSin: /* Types of Shippers */

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Clipped from "relationship", '''ship''' is a term commonly found in the [[fan fiction]] [[scene]]. A pairing of two often completely irrelevant characters in a [[Friend Zone|romantic]] or [[sex]]ual relationship that originated in ''X-Files'' fandom, when the fanboys and girls masturbating over Mulder{{jew}} and Scully, respectively, figured it would be totally [[hott|hawt]] if Mulder and Scully knocked boots.

Most people refer to a ship by the characters in it (IE "I ship Hermione/Ron") or by the initials of the characters involved (IE "I ship [[Hagger|HG/RW]]"). Many fanons have established short forms for characters other than their initials, which can also be used (IE "I ship Hr/R"). Sometimes, however, the extreme fantards will combine the two in a [[portmanteau]]-name (IE "OMG, HERMAPHRONDITE, SO0 DESU!!!11").

Regardless of the probability of two characters getting together in [[canon]], someone already wrote a fanfic about it and posted it on [[FanFiction.Net]]. Therefore, it is impossible to come up with a ship that hasn't been invented by someone else. [[Google]] always has enough [http://www.google.com/search?q=ship+%22Hermione%2FGinny%22+OR+%22Ginny%2FHermione%22 proof] of it, though it is advised to stay away from the most [[hardcore]] ships if you're [[mundane]].

All ships are invariably [[homosexual]], no exceptions.

==OTP==
[[Image:Taiora_4_ever_not.jpg|left|thumb|The scene in ''[[Digimon]]'' that will live in [[hate|infamy]].]]
[[Image:Lol_ship_warz.jpg|right|thumb|"[[Canon]] to the left of them! [[Canon]] to the right, here I am!"]]
OTP stands for One True Pairing, a ship that its followers cannot stand to see broken. It may be a [[canon]] relationship, one that [[over 9000]] fans have convinced themselves of being canon in the future, or one that a fan loves [[moar]] than any other.

==Shipper mentality ==
[[Image:One_true_3some.jpg|thumb|left|Shipping: [[srs bsns|''Serious'' fucking business.]]]]
Many people wonder why there are so many people out there concerned with which underage cartoon character fucks the other. Well, no one really <strike>knows</strike> cares how people turn out that way. But we do know that the typical shipper is either:
# A [[lonely]], idealistic [[basement-dweller]] or [[16 year old girl]] who despite being rejected by every IRL person ever for being a [[fucktard]], is convinced [[Bullshit|tw00 wuv conquers all]] and that no fictional character, regardless of how he/she was originally written, should [[die alone]]. This is the cause of bad fanfiction where all [[over 9,000|5,318,008]] characters ever in any series are paired up (usually after the main characters are firmly set up, villains, one-shots, and what have you are paired up for random, trifling reasons like "they're both blonde" or something. This person will, despite all [[fail|efforts]] to do otherwise, die alone. That is, unless they don't [[final solution|kill themselves]] from the fact something bad will happen to their OTP- [[oh noes]]!
# A person (usually [[whore|female]]) who is so in [[Love|luuuuuuuv]] with her boyfriend and has such a [[accidentally|perfect]] relationship, she is convinced that everyone in her fandoms must be (or should be) in love too. This type of [[cunt|shipper]] writes pretty much the same stories as the above, but is more annoying because she'll always add [[lol wut|"OMGZ, those two characters are JUST LIKE me and my BF!"]]. The boyfriend, of course, will dump her ass a week later (if he's smart), or he'll [[PROFIT|die]] somehow, and she will either renounce shipping and become an [[emo]] with a LiveJournal full of bad poetry of how [[kill it with fire|love is pointless and futile]]. Either that or she'll become the first type of shipper.

[[Image:CanNeverFindThisWhenINeedIt.png|right|thumb|It's hard for characters to be shipped together. [[srsly]].]]
'''What love is according to shippers'''
* Two characters being nice to each other for whatever reason. (see [[Xiaolin Showdown]].)
* Two characters totally, utterly despising each other. They're just hiding their tw00 wuv. (NOTE: This is most usually used only in [[slash]] shipping) (see [[Steven Universe]].)
* One character killing another, motivated by aforesaid hatred of the other. (See [[GoddessMillenia]].)
* One character being unhealthily obsessed with another.(see [[Pokemon]])
* Two characters meeting at least once.(see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters being [[incest|related by blood]] (see [[Kill la Kill]].)
* Two characters in the same frame. (see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters existing in the same show. (see [[RWBY]])
* Two characters existing in the same genre. (see [[Crossover]].)
* Two characters existing. [[evar|Ever]]. (see [[Crossover]].)

==Types of Shippers==
If shippers are [[lolcow]]s, some fandoms are lulzy dairy farms. Like IRL cows, shippers come in many different varieties that all work together to bring us hours of entertainment.

==='''[[mundane|Average Shippers]]'''===
These types of [[fangirls]] will write a [[shit]]ty [[fanfic]] or two, join up some ship-centric site or fan club thread and keep to themselves, but otherwise don't pick or join any fights and thus [[shit no one cares about|no one gives a shit about them]].

==='''/[[slash]] Shippers'''===
[[Image:Trolling_xtians.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bible slash|Every fandom has slash. No exceptions.]]]]
Those who will pairing up any two characters as long as they both either have a [[penis]] or a [[vagina]],([[Tentacle rape|which is sometimes not needed]]) no matter how many times they may have fought with each other. It doesn't matter how bloody and violent their fights are or how bitterly they fight over the same guy (because twenty chicks fight over the same guy [[srsly|ALL THE TIME]], there will be slash-y [[Rule 34]] written about it. That thing you learned in Bible school about Jesus being betrayed by Judas is a lie--it was all because Judas was a [[Hard Gay|hardcore]], macho [[bitch]] that couldn't express his feelings to Jesus! [[Srsly]]!).

*Popular slash [[fandom]]s with various pairings include:[[Final Fantasy 7]] ''[[Death Note]]'', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', ''[[Naruto]]'', ''[[Lucky Star]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', ''[[Star Trek]]'', which is also responsible for the very first [[Mary Sue]] (see OC Shippers below). Oh yeah, and did we mention ''[[Naruto]]''? That show is so god damned gay that it makes Richard Simmons look like [[Fred Phelps]]. It's not only got gays, but it's also got [[dyke]]s too!
''See also: [[Snapesnogger]]''

==='''Str8 Shippers'''===
Straight shippers are the antithesis of yaoi fangirls but work on the same principle. Rather than signifying someone who has a natural preference for heterosexual couples, a str8 shipper is someone who won't shut the fuck up about their preference for them, usually because [[Christianity|they are one with the Jesus]] (like [[DBoyWheeler]]) or because they are [[Aspergers|asspies]] (like [[Chris-chan]]). Most of these people are weeaboos but their small brain prevents them from understanding that [[Japan]] is a land of sheer [[sick fuck|sick fuckery]] and thus [[anime]] is incompatible with monogamous premarital Christian morality. However, to be fair, most of them turn out to be [[Catholic|pedophiles]] or other fetishists anyway. Or they like [[Twilight]], which is even worse.

==='''OC Shippers'''===
OC shippers pair a character with one of their OCs. This takes up about 70% of the fandom, and it's usually [[Mary Sue]]s or whatever. Sometimes they are self-inserts made by [[fangirls]] who want to screw a fictional character, kinda like Stephanie Meyer's [[AIDs|bright idea]] called [[Twilight]]. Other times they are an actual, normal character. Some people even write to the company who produced their fandom of choice asking for their OC to be added into the universe. OC shippings that have been made canon include Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker in the [[Star Wars]] Expanded Universe, and *shudder* Antastasia Steele/Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey - which was originally a shitty Twilight fanfiction called "[[Lie|Master of the Universe]]".
If these shippers' OCs are Mary Sues, they are called "sue shippers". Popular OC/Sue shippers are [[Kaoru Yuuka]], [[SapphyDracases]], [[Waluigis-girl]], and [[Minami-Kousaka]].

==='''Militant Shipper'''===
''See Also [[Star Trek]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Soap Opera]]''
[[Image:TruthaboutZutarians.jpg|thumb|left|As evidence shows, shippers are rational and logical people]]
They account for [[42]] percent of all shippers. The bigger and [[moar]] popular 'shipdoms believe that canon evidence proves they're right that anyone else thinking otherwise is [[doing it wrong|clearly delusional]]. Therefore, they have the right...no, the ''obligation'' to [[Spanish Inquisition|enlighten the ignorant masses]], even if that includes the author for [[jumped the shark|not knowing the series he or she wrote anymore]]. They are usually the ones who'll [[lunajack|hijack a thread]] like a [[black man]] will carjack you in LA and turn it into a shipping discussion. No matter if the topic is about the [[Death Note]]'s many uses, [[Cowboy Bebop|whether Spike Spiegel really did die]] or whether Kirk could beat Picard in a fight.

Hilarity ensures when the fandom pet couple gets nuked from orbit. The most insane among them will become [[an heroes]] and [[final solution|quit fandom]], while many more with whine and bitch and write fanfiction to "fix" where canon went wrong, until all the [[butthurt]] fans accept that as real [[canon]]. In the most epic of torpedoed coupledom, fans will be talking about their [[epic]] [[surprise buttsex|buttrape]] from the writers for the next hundred years, as many ''[[Power Rangers]]'' fans still wax poetic over the demise of Tommy/Kim. God willing, ''[[Bleach]]'' will be included in this section one day.

So who do these fans take their frustrations out on?

==='''T3h [[Winnar]]z'''===
[[Image:Th_Remembericon.jpg|thumb|right|[[WTC|NEVER FORGET]]]]

The comeback kids that never thought they had a chance, and have probably been [[luser]]s their entire lives until [[God]] shed his grace upon them to pair up their OTP, they took shit from the other side's [[BNF]]s, and now it's their time to [[2girls1cup|rub in all the shit that had been dished out to them]] over the years. [[:File:Die_jc_die.jpg|One infamous example.]]

Of course, the rest of fandom is bored with the ship wars, and think that rooting for either side is akin to [[Still a retard|winning the Special Olympics]]

*Best example [[evar]]: [[Harry_Potter#Ginny_is_a_slut_zOMG|Harry Potter and Author-Issued Clue-By-Four]]
*See also: ''[[Avatar_the_Last_Airbender|Avatar the Last Airbender]]''

==='''[[Intelligence|Intellectual Shippers]]'''===
[[Image:Ichirukijack.jpg|thumb|right|Picture definitely related]]

Appearing on the surface to be less rabid and having a better grasp of [[grammar]] than [[99%]] of it's fandom, most [[Fact|know]] they are [[Unwarranted self importance|smarter than the average bear]] and instead prefer [[verbose thread|big words and long sentences]] to [[troll|make a point]]. When someone calls them out on it, [[drama]] occurs and gets posted at [[Fandom Wank]], because after all, trolls don't exist for their pet pairing, and besides, they'd [[no|use nasty words and flame people directly]]. They and the militant types usually get together to engage in a huge circle jerk, and cause nearly all of fandom's ship wars.

As many such people are considered to be [[ALL CAPS|ZOMG SO SMART]] to [[16 year old girl]]s, they are usually the fandom's [[BNF]]s who lead by example to write much fanfiction that bashes the ship opposing theirs and in some cases, essays. That's right, [[longcat|long]], [[boring]] write ups analyzing [[proof]] of their couple's existence. and ALL of them are [[over 9000]] pages long. [http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/ OH GOD MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE].

*This kind of shipper's most common habitats include ''[[Star Trek]]'' and ''[[Bleach]]''.

==='''[[Pansy|Nanny Shippers]]'''===
The [[frunz|killer of lulz]], they are ones who are always trying to make everyone get along and [[respect|be tolerant]] and [[net neutrality|open minded of other opinions]]. They always tell their own side to be better than the other side and not [[troll]] and are usually sincere in their efforts to get their friends to [[STFU|quiet down a little bit]]. Since fighting over the honor of two cartoon characters' love is is [[srs bsns]], no one really listens to them.

Not to be confused with the intellectual shipper, who pull this maneuver as one of their sneaky trolls, then go back to passive-aggressive trolling in the next thread.

==='''[[Not|Not a Shipper]]'''===
[[sarcasm|Surprisingly]], there are people in fandom that [[No one gives a shit|don't give a shit]] about who's [[cock|pee-pee]] ends up in whose [[pussy|vajayjay]] or [[ass]]. And they proceed to tell everyone this at every opportunity because they really *don't* care. [[lie|Really, they don't.]] That's why their biggest contributions to fandom include bitching about other shippers and the stupid fan-squee posts they see on the shipper comm(s) on their F-list and maybe once every hundred years, they'll post about something besides little [[16 year old girl]] fan drama. They are as [[not]] shippy as Micheal Jackson is [[Not]] a Pedophile.

== Pro Shippers ==
They are [[sickfuck|sickfucks]] that support making ships on taboo subjects aka pedophilia, rape, Incest, necrophilia, ext. They think that this fiction doesn't make them attracted to it in real life. So basically they're the same as 'tards who beat it to [[loli]] or [[shota]]. They also have multiple sub categories, such as darkshippers, and they use emoji's to communicate this, e.g. "🍖🌈." They are all brain rotted Tik Tok kids since that's what this started on.

===Sane Shippers===
''See Also: [[Unicorn]], [[Christmas|Santa Claus]]''

One who not only ships, but actually gives a fuck about other things in their fandom besides fapping off to hawt [[fanfic]]z. A step up from the average shipper, they are not quite so loyal or opinionated on their couple to become BNFs, nor do they constantly bitch on other fans. If you see such a shipper, most likely they are a [[dual]] of a former fan who [[troll's remorse|have learned the errors of their ways in attacking their fellow fans]] or new to the [[internets]], in which case, they are ticking timebombs to Nutville.

==Steps to a Ship War==
''See Also: [[Completely Irrelevant History]], [[Victim_loop|Victim Loop]]''
[[Image:Shipperwars.png|thumb|left|Will someone please think of the [[loli|children]]?!]]
# Prima the Militant Shipper posts a discussion on the latest episode of her favorite series, with at most a sentence or two on her OTP, A/B.
# Secunda the Intellectual shipper discusses the chapter with [[TL;DR|thoughts]] of the less popular A/C, and a jab at A/B [[idiftl|for the lulz.]]
# Debate goes on as planned until...
# Average Shipper Tercera drop the drama bomb with spoilers!!!11!one Apparently, their [[nobody|father's uncle's nephew's cousin's former roommate]] heard that the writers have planned [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_b|a cancer to kill B]] in the season finale, and boy that really sucks that A/B won't become canon before then.
# Prima instantly [[Chris Crocker|becomes hysterical]] and just can't believe it, and asks for proof, which comes from a [[sauce|few reliable sources]]
# Secunda posts even more thoughts on A/C, and how she wonders if A will go to C after B's death for [[buttsex|comfort]].
# Prima takes this as a personal insult, and Cuatra and Quinta comes along to agree, all echoing their hive queen's thoughts.
# Secunda is a seasoned expert at milking these [[lolcow]]s and knows she can make them look more stupid by using big words to hide her insults.
# Sexta, having been [[butthurt|oppressed]] by Prima, Quatra and Quinta since the beginning of t3h fandom proceeds to act like a [[winnar]] and posting JPEGS of "A/B RIP" tombstones to piss them off, because those bitches had it coming for telling her A/C was only shipped by delusional whackjobs!
# Septima (who falls under both the Yaoi and Nanny type)comes along to say "Who cares about A/B OR A/C when we can all oogle B/C?" [[Shit no one cares about|No one gives a fuck]].
# Maria the OC Shipper talks about her OC and how she ships A with her character.
# Octavia the mod threatens [[b&]]s to people if they don't quit adding [[Pool's Closed|AIDS to the pool]].
# Prima then starts bashing everyone from Character C to the writers and director for this moral outrage and how she will get all her friends to petition this show and get it canceled for this
# Secunda makes more snide remarks, which Prima rises up to.
# Reluctantly, Septima throws the [[banhammer]] at both Prima and Secunda, who then head off to their respective shipper comm to rally the troops; Prima to come up with ways to [[Holocaust|deny this ever happened]], and Secunda to rally the troops for a great victory party.
# Novena the Not!Shipper reads the thread and yells "[[Arguecat|THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!]]"
# Quarta, Quinta, Sexta and over 9000 other [[fantard]]s all continue the fight [[for great justice]]
# Decima the Sane Shipper is laughing her ass off as she writes an account of this for [[Fandom Wank]]'s 4234533453rd article on Fandom X's shipper fight
# Maria writes a letter to the company who made the show about her OC.

==List of Shippers==
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Gaiafag]]s
*[[Waluigis-girl#Fangirlism|Waluigi's-girl]]
*[[Msscribe]]
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]]
*[[Minami-Kousaka]]

==[[But What Are Your Thoughts On Yaoi?|Shippers Say The Darnedest Things]]==

* "So a couple weeks ago, I was [[insane]]ly bored and was poking around [[YouTube]] and I somehow stumbled onto someone who had posted the entire first and second seasons of ''[[Digimon]]'' (bless them)...

..And then...I get to the [[Christmas]] episode in season 2. When Tai asks Sora out and she rejects him because of Matt. And then she goes and marries Matt in the end. And I'm sitting there staring at my computer screen, gaping and trying so hard not to scream. [[wank|Because it's ''Tai''. And it's ''Sora'']]. And its supposed to be Tai and Sora because in the first episode he said that Sora wasn't that bad "for a girl" and Tai was the one who went back and saved Sora when she got captured by that little computer chip Digimon in the pyramid and Sora was the one who's always going "stupid Tai" and [[flame|fighting with him]] and um, hello, in the movie it was who Tai wrote that email to Sora and freaked out because he signed in "love" and that was so cute and [[OMG|oh my goodness]] she is not supposed to be with Matt." --Random Digimon fan

* "I hope that all the Tommy and Kat fans will realize that Tommy didn't LOVE Kat the way he LOVED Kimberly!" -Slogan of every ''[[Power Rangers]]'' fan ever

* [[oxymoron|"I'm both an IchiRuki and IchiHime shipper."]]

* "I’m so upset right now, I just [[delete fucking everything|deleted everything]] Narusaku related in my computer, I tore up all [[porn|my narusaku drawings]] that were hanging on my wall for years now, I threw away all my naruto manga & DVD collection into the garbage, I ripped apart all my posters…I literally wanted to burn everything instead but [[HAHAHA OH WOW|I live in apartments so I obviously can’t start a fire]]. I’m not bashing or anything I just feel like all of this was pointless… completely pointless. I wasted so much money…so much time… [[and nothing of value was lost|I can never get back…]]"
{{pixplz}}

==Gallery of [[Rule 34|Love]]==
<gallery>
File:Wqtf.jpg
Image:Iwantyoutobealolivershipper.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]
Image:Anti_Sorato.gif|[[NO U]]
Image:Anti-IchiHime.gif|Hilarity will ensure with Bleach fans if this couple actually becomes canon
Image:OneRingtoshipthemall.jpg
Image:Sonicshadowship.jpg
Image:burns_x_smithers.jpg
Image:Hitler_stalin_love.jpg|Mein eyes, zey burn

</gallery>

==External Links==
*[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/03/DDG0RE1DDI1.DTL More lulz.]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/shipwar/ Supposed to supply the lulz.]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/ Thoughts on Yaoi ahead]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DieForOurShip Full List of every sacrifice to the Alter of True Luv]
*[http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/ Average C/7 fan]
*[http://kaimei-fanclub.deviantart.com/gallery/13170171 Trolling vocaloid fans who ship]
*[http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html Top 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes In Fanfic History]

==See Also==
*[[Crack Ship]]
*[[Slashfic]]
*[[Fanfiction]]
*[[Flame Wars]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[canon]]
*[[No Life]]
*[[Butthurt]]
*[[Msscribe]]
*[[PokeShipping]]
*[[Fandom Secrets]]
*[[Bbraefan1530]]

{{Faggotry}}
{{fanfic}}

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User:UglyAsSin

2025-05-29T21:44:52Z

UglyAsSin: /* Pages I worked on */

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2025-05-29T21:31:18Z

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Eternalist

2025-05-26T18:28:52Z

UglyAsSin: Changed redirect target from Eternalism to User:UglyAsSin/Eternalism

#REDIRECT [[User:UglyAsSin/Eternalism]]

User:UglyAsSin/Eternalism

2025-05-26T18:27:18Z

UglyAsSin: Created page with " Eternalism is way too complex and way too retarded to summarize, but basically, It states that life will eternally keep marching on so you better shuck it up and deal with what happens in the present, Spirits and supernatural are manifested into livid reality through thought, And to keep living how you live until you eventually have to change. 185px == Eternity == It is what is named after all, so it is incorporated quite deeply into it. Basica..."

Eternalism is way too complex and way too retarded to summarize, but basically, It states that life will eternally keep marching on so you better shuck it up and deal with what happens in the present, Spirits and supernatural are manifested into livid reality through thought, And to keep living how you live until you eventually have to change.
[[File:Ankh.jpeg|right|185px]]

== Eternity ==
It is what is named after all, so it is incorporated quite deeply into it. Basically, every possibility and every option will always happen and be destined to happen and happen again in a repeat. This kind intertwines with quantum suicide/Schrödinger's cat, basically meaning we don't know anything of what will happen in the future or the "beyond' and we don't care to find out. It also says that eternity isn't forever, as rules, traditions, and cultures change all the time.

== Cycles and reputation ==
It values tradition and to keep doing what you're doing until you're sort of forced to change since change is an impending thing, and know how to live with that so the cycles can keep 'A cycling.

== Gods and Deities in Eternalism ==
This is based on the idea that there can't just be one explanation for everything, Whether it be "science" or some gods, so there isn't one god that eternalists believe in, I guess you could be some other religion and Eternalist, the other religions don't normally support of others gods.

== After Life, Basically we don't care ==
Eternalists believe that there is something after death, whether it be rebirth or eternal blackness, they don't tread on it and just worry about the present.

== Every thing has meaning ==
This isn't your emo cousin's nihilism. Everything has meaning given to it by people in the world. That's why actions have consequences and reactions, There are deviations in the cycle and it shifts sometimes, but in the end, it's still a fucking cycle.

== Are we centralists?? FUCK NO! ==
We don't support either side, we're fine with normal religions I guess. I wouldn't care enough to argue about it at all.

== The Ankh ==
This is the symbol cause it represented death and rebirth, and the fact we took this old symbol and changed its meaning to be something else.

== Devotee's ==
[[User:UglyAsSin]]

{{Religions}}

Eternalism

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Admins please Baleet the fuck out of this page because I'm Fucking retarded faggot and forgot you can create subpages of your userpage. I wanna say thanks to [[User:AlGore/Personal fap vault]] for reminding me

User:UglyAsSin

2025-05-26T00:26:18Z

UglyAsSin:

Paraphilia

2025-05-26T00:06:20Z

UglyAsSin: /* A More Exhaustive List */

{{needsless|[[Uncyclopedic]] [[shit|content]]}}
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You're a pervert, right? Maybe you use the subtypes listed on the [[porn]] page as a checklist, or maybe you like [[Crossdressing|wearing wimminz clothing as a guy]], because it turns you on a bit, lets you relax and [[masturbate]] while locked in the [[basement]] with the curtains drawn. Welcome to the group, boys and girls - you just might have a '''paraphilia'''.

== Types Of Paraphilia ==

* <big><strong>[[Fetish]]</strong></big>
Fantasizing about random objects and/or things, centering your life around it in a [[Gay|weird]] way. That's a [[fetish]]. Example: being turned on by 50 year-old virgin Jew clowns pissing on your balls in a ball pit.

* <big><strong>[[BDSM]]</strong></big>
Get off on getting hurt ([[masochism]])? Get off on hurting others ([[sadism]])? Humiliated? Humiliating? Check out [[S&M]] or [[BDSM]].

* <big><strong>Exhibitionism</strong></big>
You like [[flash]]ing little girls? How about big girls? Perhaps big boys? Sounds like [[cam whore|exhibitionism]] to me!

* <big><strong>Frotteurism</strong></big>
Do you like rubbing your [[cock|engorged penis]] or [[clitoris|swollen clit]] against someone without their knowledge and/or consent? Do you sometimes like to [[Telekinesis|manipulate their ass with your mind]] to force it to rub against your crotch? Yeah, that's [[frottage|frotteurism]]. If they knew (and consented), it'd be [[sex]]. If they knew, and didn't consent, that's [[rape]]. If they didn't know, and didn't consent, that's [[date rape]] (or [[necrophilia]] if they're [[dead]]).

* <big><strong>Voyeurism</strong></big>
If [[you]] like to watch without them knowing, that's [[pervert|voyeurism]]. Go be your peeping-Tom self.

== Conclusion ==

Don't be surprised if you suddenly discover you're technically a [[pervert]] because of this. It's only a psychological problem if it [[DSM|'''impairs''' normal functioning and lasts for more than 6 months]].

== A More Exhaustive List ==
[[File:Jet-Puffed_Marshmallow_Creme.jpg|thumb|right|250px|An average paraphilia.]]

If [[you]] have any of these, fuck you:

<center>
{| class="wikitable"
! '''Paraphilia'''
! '''Fap fodder'''
! '''Causes'''
! '''Notable sick fucks?'''
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Acrotomophilia]]
| Amputee
|
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Agalmatophilia
| Statues, mannequins, dolls
|
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Arborphilia]]
| Tree fucking
| Being lost in the Amazon rainforst
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Asphyxiophilia
| Suffocation
| probably trying to swallow on huge cocks
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Autagonistophilia
| Being recorded.
| Living in Hollywood
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Autassassinophilia
| Being in life-threatening situations.
| Living in a [[ISIS|third-world country]]
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Autogynephilia]]
| Imagining yourself as being the opposite gender
| Being [[gay]]
| Y - [[Chris-chan]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Plushie|Autoplushophilia]]
| Imagining yourself as a plushie
|
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Biastophilia
| [[Rape]]
| Being a faggot
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Chremastistophilia
| Being robbed
| Visiting the local bank at a bad time
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Coprophilia]]
| Scat
| Dumbass parents who never bother to change your nappy as a babby
| Y - [[Shmorky]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[BAW|Dacryphilia]]
| Crying
| Being an [[SJW]], most likely
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Emetophilia]]
| [[Vomit]]
| Growing up on a diet of [[McDonald's|shit food]]
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Eproctophilia]]
| Farts
| Being a [[Mexican]]/[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/animatedjames-because-fart-fetishism-cures-depression.7973/page-18#post-637508 Having your friend fart on your face accidentally]
| Y - [[AnimatedJames]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Forniphilia
| [[WTF|Being turned into a piece of furniture]]
|
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Gerontophilia
| [[Old people]]
| Raised by grandparents/raped by an oldfag
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Heterophilia
| [[Normal|Opposite sex loving]]
| Not being a [[lolcow]]
| Y
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Faggot|Homophilia]]
| [[Gay|Same sex loving]]
| Being a [[lolcow]]
| Y - [[You]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Hoplophilia
| [[Guns]]
| [[Some argue]] that many people who become [[mass shooting|mass shooters]] display this paraphilia.
| Y - [[Sam Hyde]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Hybristophilia
| Criminals
| Obsessively watching ''[[Breaking Bad]]''
| Y - [[Columbiners]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Kleptophilia
| Stealing
| Being a [[nigger]]
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Macrophilia]]
| BIG shit
|
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Maiesiophilia]]
| Pregnant wimminz
|
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Maschalagnia
| Armpits
| Living in a gym shower/sportsfield/[[Australia|Australian]] state - anywhere inhabited by [[jocks]]
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Mechanophilia]]
| Robots are technology
| Growing up watching ''[[Unfunny|My Life As A Teenage Robot]]''
| Y - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VMze3PQ0AE Soos], from [[Gravity Falls]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Metrophilia
| Poetry
| Being alive in medieval Europe
| Y - Probably most people who lived in medieval Europe
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Mucophilia
| [[Booger]]s
| Starvation/dipshit
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Narratophilia
| Fucking swear words
| Being rasied by [[bogans]] who spew out obscene fucking shit and piss that'll make your nigger dick/cunt hard/wet.
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Nasophilia
| Noses
| Being a [[Jew]]
| Y - All the J00z who survived the holocaust
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Necrophilia]]
| Corpse fucking
| Having a father named [http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/609339.A_Father_s_Story Lionel Dahmer]
| Y - [[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Objectophilia]]
| Inanimate objects
| Neglectful parents/caretakers
| Y - [[Battle For Dream Island|Objectcucks]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Odontophilia
| Teeth
| Getting horny at the dentist
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Pedophilia]]
| Children
| [[Sick fuck]]
| Y - Anyone who has ever browsed [[BoyChat]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Plushophilia]]
| Stuffed animal fucking
|
| Y - David Hockey
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Pyrophilia
| [[Fire]]
| [[Sick fuck]]
| Y - [[Gender bender|Pyro]], from [[Team Fortress 2]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Rangerphilia]]
| Christian furfaggotry
| Being [[Christian]], and a furfaggot
| Y - [[Rangerphile#Enemies_of_the_Lulz|Gay Bennet]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Trichophilia
| Hair
| Refusing to get a haircut
| N
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Vorarephilia]]
| Eating other people
| Not eating your greens
| Y - [[Armin Meiwes]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Zoophilia]]
| Animals
| Having lots of housepets
| Y - [[Mr. Hands]]
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| [[Shit|Corprophagia]]
| Eating shit
| Living in [[Brazil]]
| Y - Dem [[2girls1cup]] bitches
|- style="background:#FFFFFF"
| Urolagnia
| Drinking and/or showering in [[piss]]
| [[IGN|Too much water]]
| N
|}
</center>

== See Also ==

* [[List of Sex Moves]]
* [[Buttsecks]]
* [[Mental illness]]
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[DeviantART]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias TOW List of paraphilias]

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User:UglyAsSin

2025-05-25T21:22:58Z

UglyAsSin:

{{Rape}}
{{ADHD}}
{{ib|[[File:durer.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''UglyAsSin<sup><big>[[eternalist|𓋹]]</big></sup><noinclude>'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[ohio|Ohioan Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Race'''| [[Redneck|Whitey]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[I did it for the lulz|For the Lulz]]}}
{{Ibend}}
== introduction ==
I am a [[sick fuck]] who uses Durer from Enzai as my profile picture. I am chronically online and severely retarded. Nothing I say likely makes any sense or has any truth to what I even think.
== Shit I like ==
*Porn
*Music, mostly [[Grunge|Grunge]], [[Kanye|Kanye West]], and [[Danny Elfman|Oingo Boingo]]
*Lurking
*Being useless
*Myself
*Other People
== Shit I Don't like ==
*[[suicide]]
*people somehow more retarded than me
*[[faggots]] [[Soyjak.party|even though]] I am one
== Things I wish I could be ==
*Raped
*hardcore
== Fun Facts ==
*Don't Try to Talk to me because I can't read. But you can email me at 5whytechuddies@gmail.com

== Retardposting ==
Basically this is a form of irony or satire that's based on reality but has some many lies or bullshit added to it for the fuck of it that it loses most meaning. it can be led by sudden impulse and rapid drug use. It usually revolves around taboo/political subjects and incorporate brainrot or slang. It is flawed way of generating lulz, as mostly it can get alot of people butthurt, but it can also just leave them confused.
*Some Notable Retardposters:
#Kanye West
#Dan Hentschel
#Tomorrow's teachings
#Any incelcore musician
#MrGirl

== Pages I worked on ==
*[[Dracreloaded]]
*[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]], Wikified it a bit more.
*[[764]] Changed the redirect and made the page cuz all the cool kids do it instead of O9a nowdays.
*[[Eternalism]] Join if you want I guess.
* Maybe I'll do a few more, but probably not because I'm a lazy fuck.

== ==
{{cs|PagesIlike|Pages I Like|*[[Solomon Henderson]], cause he's objectively the worst school shooter.
*[[Ripper]], I wish to be as hardcore as him.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] Its astonishing that he didn't an hero, truly a crazy fucker that can't be replicated
*[[Suzano School Shooting]]
*[[Category:Drugs]]
*[[Shuaiby]] The only based Soyboy.
*[[Kurt Cobain]] He's my idol.
*[[suicide]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[emo]]
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[William Unek]] I told u niggers where cool
*[[Aaron Alexis]]
*[[DeWayne Craddock]]
*[[Patrick Crusius]] [[ I can't breathe|I CAN'T BREED!!]]
*[[Aaron Howard]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]] The fucker who made incels have to call themselves truecells.
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] The only one who did it right.
*[[Columbine]] You know why.
*[[William Atchison]] He absolutely does look like the little grey nigger in the bottom right
*[[User:AlGore/Personal fap vault]] for historical reasons.
*[[User:Deadpriest]] A silly boy I found
*[[Internet killers]] I'm just like everyone else
*[[Jeff Weise]]
*[[John F. Kennedy]]
*[[Adam Lanza]] He would of loved soyjak.party
*[[Shadman]] Arguably the first Case of the chronic gooner
*[[Nautica Malone]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] The only person to out goon Shadman
*[[You]]
*[[Femcel]]
*[[Pedobear]]
*[[Cock]]
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rape Checklist]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[Yaoi]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Homosexuality]]
*[[AIDS]] God's punishment for [[faggot|sodomites]]
*[[Offended]]
*[[Zippocat]]
*[[Cannibalism]]
*[[Holocaust]]
*[[Luka Magnotta]]
*[[Graphic Violence]]
*[[Pain Series]]
*[[Shock Site]]
*[[Self Injury]]
*[[Cannibal Holocaust]]
*[[Wimmins]]
*[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]] This ones also true for faggots (just don't say your a fucking faggot)
*[[Asking for it]]
*[[Period]] Why I will never fuck a woman
*[[Feminism]]
*[[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
*[[BDSM]]
*[[Porn]]
*[[Headshot]]
*[[Reporting Un-Islamic content]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Category:ED Policy]]
*[[Category:Lernin 2 Internet]]|0}}

{{Dying Alone}}

User:UglyAsSin

2025-05-25T21:11:14Z

UglyAsSin:

{{ADHD}}

{{ib|[[File:durer.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''UglyAsSin<sup><big>[[eternalist|𓋹]]</big></sup><noinclude>'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[ohio|Ohioan Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Race'''| [[Redneck|Whitey]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[I did it for the lulz|For the Lulz]]}}
{{Ibend}}
== introduction ==
I am a [[sick fuck]] who uses Durer from Enzai as my profile picture. I am chronically online and severely retarded. Nothing I say likely makes any sense or has any truth to what I even think.
== Shit I like ==
*Porn
*Music, mostly [[Grunge|Grunge]], [[Kanye|Kanye West]], and [[Danny Elfman|Oingo Boingo]]
*Lurking
*Being useless
*Myself
*Other People
== Shit I Don't like ==
*[[suicide]]
*people somehow more retarded than me
*[[faggots]] [[Soyjak.party|even though]] I am one
== Things I wish I could be ==
*Raped
*hardcore
== Fun Facts ==
*Don't Try to Talk to me because I can't read. But you can email me at 5whytechuddies@gmail.com

== Retardposting ==
Basically this is a form of irony or satire that's based on reality but has some many lies or bullshit added to it for the fuck of it that it loses most meaning. it can be led by sudden impulse and rapid drug use. It usually revolves around taboo/political subjects and incorporate brainrot or slang. It is flawed way of generating lulz, as mostly it can get alot of people butthurt, but it can also just leave them confused.
*Some Notable Retardposters:
#Kanye West
#Dan Hentschel
#Tomorrow's teachings
#Any incelcore musician
#MrGirl

== Pages I worked on ==
*[[Dracreloaded]]
*[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]], Wikified it a bit more.
*[[764]] Changed the redirect and made the page cuz all the cool kids do it instead of O9a nowdays.
*[[Eternalism]] Join if you want I guess.
* Maybe I'll do a few more, but probably not because I'm a lazy fuck.

== ==
{{cs|PagesIlike|Pages I Like|*[[Solomon Henderson]], cause he's objectively the worst school shooter.
*[[Ripper]], I wish to be as hardcore as him.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] Its astonishing that he didn't an hero, truly a crazy fucker that can't be replicated
*[[Suzano School Shooting]]
*[[Category:Drugs]]
*[[Shuaiby]] The only based Soyboy.
*[[Kurt Cobain]] He's my idol.
*[[suicide]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[emo]]
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[William Unek]] I told u niggers where cool
*[[Aaron Alexis]]
*[[DeWayne Craddock]]
*[[Patrick Crusius]] [[ I can't breathe|I CAN'T BREED!!]]
*[[Aaron Howard]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]] The fucker who made incels have to call themselves truecells.
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] The only one who did it right.
*[[Columbine]] You know why.
*[[William Atchison]] He absolutely does look like the little grey nigger in the bottom right
*[[User:AlGore/Personal fap vault]] for historical reasons.
*[[User:Deadpriest]] A silly boy I found
*[[Internet killers]] I'm just like everyone else
*[[Jeff Weise]]
*[[John F. Kennedy]]
*[[Adam Lanza]] He would of loved soyjak.party
*[[Shadman]] Arguably the first Case of the chronic gooner
*[[Nautica Malone]]
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] The only person to out goon Shadman
*[[You]]
*[[Femcel]]
*[[Pedobear]]
*[[Cock]]
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rape Checklist]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[Yaoi]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Homosexuality]]
*[[AIDS]] God's punishment for [[faggot|sodomites]]
*[[Offended]]
*[[Zippocat]]
*[[Cannibalism]]
*[[Holocaust]]
*[[Luka Magnotta]]
*[[Graphic Violence]]
*[[Pain Series]]
*[[Shock Site]]
*[[Self Injury]]
*[[Cannibal Holocaust]]
*[[Wimmins]]
*[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]] This ones also true for faggots (just don't say your a fucking faggot)
*[[Asking for it]]
*[[Period]] Why I will never fuck a woman
*[[Feminism]]
*[[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
*[[BDSM]]
*[[Porn]]
*[[Headshot]]
*[[Reporting Un-Islamic content]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Category:ED Policy]]
*[[Category:Lernin 2 Internet]]|0}}

{{Dying Alone}}