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User:TardChick

2026-01-01T01:37:36Z

TardChick: .

https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451 {{Archive|NyXgC}}

Pedro J. Garcia

2025-12-20T04:23:36Z

TardChick: I removed his links to his recent twitter and youtube... for youtube, inproper link formatting, and twitter, it got suspended lol

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{{quote|@vGhoulz I support [[lolicon|lolicon]], also I love Busty Milf and More.|[https://archive.ph/aiElY] Pedro in his [[Enlightenment|infinite wisdom]]}}

{{ib|[[File:Pedrofilephoto.png|270px]] "I'm not a threat to every children, thats isn't true" [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/page-4#profile-post-comment-26520] }}
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{{Ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Pedro José Garcia}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Puerto Rican]]  [[File:MiniflagPuertoRico.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Facebook'''|{{facebook|pedroj234|pedroj234productions}}}}
{{ibrow|'''Deviant Art'''|{{deviantart|pedroj234|Pedroj234}}}}
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'''[[Powerword|Pedro José Garcia]]''', also known as '''Pedroj234''', '''walter_spencer_1488''', '''[[Pedo]] J. Garcia''' and '''Pedrophile''' is a {{age|2000|3|16}}-year-old neurotypical [[spic|white man]] from Wesley Chapel, [[Florida]] who dropped into [[EDF6]] [[last thursday]] just to be a stud from time to time with his [[Engrish|perfectly fine English]], open admissions of [[lolicon|coolness]], and [[Larpers|being]] as a [[white power|white]] as white can be. He was promptly [[doxxed]]; address and all due to using an email with his [[IRL]] name to sign up for the forum. Justice for Pedro. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653613724958-png.38281/] Pedro keeps [[Asking for it|coming back for more]] showcasing his fertility, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/] while having a twitter filled with his greatness. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.discordapp.com%2Fattachments%2F356910992724197376%2F1041354103680417822%2Funknown-5.png&hash=121244b008f33a0bd3d204e87dea8733]; Pedro is a [[self-diagnosed|self-described]] lolicon and should be trusted around children under [[14 year old girl|14]].

{{quote|You think that lolicon is real fucking peoples? FUCK NO! They're not real you schizo, takes some Copium, and the lolicon isn't about the age, ITS ABOUT BODY TYPE SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING PEDO!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911] Pedro J. Garcia in a nutshell}}

==Relationship With the English Language & Other Forum Follies==

{{quote|I will urinate your ass|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188927] Pedro's English on display}}

[[File:PedroArt.PNG|thumb|right|300px|He [[Rule 63|genderbent]] himself????]]
[[File:pedro j suzano.png|thumb|Pedro is the unintentional posterchild for those who idolize the dynamic duos of [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] and [[Columbine]]]]

Pedro's English skills are very poor to say the least and he always talks like he's running all his text through [[Google Translate|Google translate]] but no, that's just how he talks and types. For a person who's lived in the [[United States]] his whole life you would expect more but he did get [[Retarded|held back four times]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136670] and you can't expect anything from anybody who manages to accomplish that; Pedro managed to delay his High School graduation so much by working "on the job" and [[Lazy|it took him three years to finish warehouse training]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136677].

Pedro's [[fail|great idea of using the same username or some variation of Pedroj234]] came back to bite him when [[FAIL|pretty much all personal info about him got leaked within 25 posts]] on [[EDF6|EDF]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/] while he kept bickering with anybody and [[Tard rage|everybody who steps in his way]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136671]. In this thread some of Pedro's [[Shit|brilliant]] artwork was on display for all to see proving that he only likes girls of age if [[narcissism|it's a genderswap of himself]]; his artwork all looks like something a [[I'm 12 and what is this|kid]] (Pedro's victims) would draw but Pedro is a very childish person in many ways [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601024812-png.38239/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601327861-png.38242/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653617277642-png.38291/].

{{quote|I am a master [[MLG]] quickscoper so dont mess with me and my friend|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136676] Pedro MLG speaking in [[2022]]}}

==Pedophilia==
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{{quote|LIAR! thats is pathetic excuses for the antis making fun of me and calling offensive names like [[Truth|"pedrophile!"]] You're projecting WRONG, Brainlets!|Pedro projecting in the post where he calls out projecting<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/page-2#post-189473</ref>}}

Pedro is a pedophile in every sense of the word even though he may argue that it's about the [[Bullshit|"body type"]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911</ref> and not their age<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188962</ref>. Pedro tries to claim he's not a pedophile, even though he has a Twitter filled with [[child porn]] that [[Basement-dweller|he posts on every other minute]]. Pedro claims to think that [[loli]] is all about the body type and none more, but that is only a thinly veiled [[Deal with it|cope]] to get over his lust for children. If you encounter Pedro in the wild, be sure to remind him that he's a pedophile; he can be found creeping near any local [[V&|playground]].

{{quote|Because is fun to rape someone with a sexy bodies and Mass Impregnate 'em all, cus Rape leads you towards gigachadom! Chaddom of Kings (((kangs)))|Pedro loves [[rape]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/200-of-women-will-be-raped-and-murdered-during-their-lifetime.4251/#post-146499</ref>}}

==Pedro's Hit List==
[[File:PedrosWrath.png|thumb|right|264px|The last thing you see before being gunned down by the [[Shit that will never happen|Lolisho Militia]]]]

{{quote| Fuck y'all, Including YOU @Call Me Tim for attacking me and doxxing me and you should rot in hell and I'll be Successful than you guys!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/#profile-post-16203] Pedro out for blood}}

* {{EDF|m|call-me-tim.98|Call Me Tim}} - The mastermind behind all of the harassment Pedro's faced.
* {{EDF|m|weedville.977|weedville}} - For being a drunk, racist hippie.
* [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] - For "spilling the beans".
* [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] - For being another defamer.
* {{EDF|m|alphablob.1747|alphablob}} - For being a defamer and tarnishing Pedro's reputation.
* {{EDF|m|Der-Pig.1663|Der Pig}} - For threatening with calling the [[police]]
* {{EDF|m|Niggerhater.1670|Niggerhater}} - For being [[racist]]

All of these users will be hunted down by the [[wut|Lolisho Militia]].

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==References==
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==Links==
* {{EDF|m|ultra_pedroj234.915|Pedro's EDF account}}

==See Also==

* [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Someone really similar to him who went on a massacre spree in a gay bar in Colorado
* [[Autism]] - What he is afflicted with
* [[Lolicon]] - His Prey
* [[Marcus Potter]] - Another autist attached to EDF
* [[Graykat]] - A similar retarded ED user
* [[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - Another EDF pedophile
* [[VideoGamePhenom]] - Dislike bombing faggot who is like Pedro in many ways
* [[Galactus96Tuber]] - Similar People and the zoophilia edition of Pedro

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[[Category:People|Garcia, Pedro J.]]
[[Category:Doxed Individuals]]

Faggot of the Year

2025-10-13T02:15:46Z

TardChick: /* 2024 */ updated the link to Aifox's Dox

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

{{center|S4 has recently resurfaced in 2014 in an attempt to re-establish his crowned faggotry:}}
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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
[[File:Zaiger-Foty2017.png|right]]

There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
[[File:2020FaggotoftheYear.png|right]]
With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO {{WPD|h/selfharm/post/257732/drunk-wasted-schizo-creating-own-murder|recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera}} and published it onto [[WPD]]. Yikes. (now got [https://leopard.hosting.pecon.us/dl/lesry/AifoxHi+Dox+-ARCHIVE+plus+AGE+UPDATE-.txt doxxed] by [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]] and hacked by people who are associated with [[764|satanic pedo cults/networks]])

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]

'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''', a.k.a. '''Gabriel02'''), also known as '''[[Acronym|SIAN]]''' (short for '''[[Unfunny|SeamusIsANigger]]''') on [[BonziWORLD]], is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].

== Logopedia ==

[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]

On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|edit war]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and even went as far as to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank a few pages]].

After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's [[underage b&|against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here]] (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''.

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|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}

|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}

|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}

|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}

|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}

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== Wiki Thief ==

Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]

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|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}

|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}

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Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...
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== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==

[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|[[Abort|Baby Mario]] ]]

Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[User:.wil|.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.

But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?

== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==

[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]

Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].

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Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!
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After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.

==Aftermath==
After all was said and done, the real reason why Gabe disappeared was not because he wanted to, but because [[764]] compromised all of his accounts and tried to rub off their bullshit with "gaming". These same people may or may not have been launching [[DDOS]] attacks on ED due to their failure to get their hands on [[Fail|.win]].

So moral of the story is that DO NOT bother on hosting a fake shitty fork of ED while the real ED fork is still well and going, because you could possibly end up just like Gabriel. ;)
== See Also ==

* [[Basement-dweller]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[13-year-old boy]]
* [[Wikia]]
* [[Miraheze]]

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[[Category:People]]

Pedro J. Garcia

2025-10-12T15:33:20Z

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{{quote|@vGhoulz I support [[lolicon|lolicon]], also I love Busty Milf and More.|[https://archive.ph/aiElY] Pedro in his [[Enlightenment|infinite wisdom]]}}

{{ib|[[File:Pedrofilephoto.png|270px]] "I'm not a threat to every children, thats isn't true" [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/page-4#profile-post-comment-26520] }}
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'''[[Powerword|Pedro José Garcia]]''', also known as '''Pedroj234''', '''walter_spencer_1488''', '''[[Pedo]] J. Garcia''' and '''Pedrophile''' is a {{age|2000|3|16}}-year-old neurotypical [[spic|white man]] from Wesley Chapel, [[Florida]] who dropped into [[EDF6]] [[last thursday]] just to be a stud from time to time with his [[Engrish|perfectly fine English]], open admissions of [[lolicon|coolness]], and [[Larpers|being]] as a [[white power|white]] as white can be. He was promptly [[doxxed]]; address and all due to using an email with his [[IRL]] name to sign up for the forum. Justice for Pedro. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653613724958-png.38281/] Pedro keeps [[Asking for it|coming back for more]] showcasing his fertility, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/] while having a twitter filled with his greatness. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.discordapp.com%2Fattachments%2F356910992724197376%2F1041354103680417822%2Funknown-5.png&hash=121244b008f33a0bd3d204e87dea8733]; Pedro is a [[self-diagnosed|self-described]] lolicon and should be trusted around children under [[14 year old girl|14]].

{{quote|You think that lolicon is real fucking peoples? FUCK NO! They're not real you schizo, takes some Copium, and the lolicon isn't about the age, ITS ABOUT BODY TYPE SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING PEDO!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911] Pedro J. Garcia in a nutshell}}

==Relationship With the English Language & Other Forum Follies==

{{quote|I will urinate your ass|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188927] Pedro's English on display}}

[[File:PedroArt.PNG|thumb|right|300px|He [[Rule 63|genderbent]] himself????]]
[[File:pedro j suzano.png|thumb|Pedro is the unintentional posterchild for those who idolize the dynamic duos of [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] and [[Columbine]]]]

Pedro's English skills are very poor to say the least and he always talks like he's running all his text through [[Google Translate|Google translate]] but no, that's just how he talks and types. For a person who's lived in the [[United States]] his whole life you would expect more but he did get [[Retarded|held back four times]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136670] and you can't expect anything from anybody who manages to accomplish that; Pedro managed to delay his High School graduation so much by working "on the job" and [[Lazy|it took him three years to finish warehouse training]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136677].

Pedro's [[fail|great idea of using the same username or some variation of Pedroj234]] came back to bite him when [[FAIL|pretty much all personal info about him got leaked within 25 posts]] on [[EDF6|EDF]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/] while he kept bickering with anybody and [[Tard rage|everybody who steps in his way]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136671]. In this thread some of Pedro's [[Shit|brilliant]] artwork was on display for all to see proving that he only likes girls of age if [[narcissism|it's a genderswap of himself]]; his artwork all looks like something a [[I'm 12 and what is this|kid]] (Pedro's victims) would draw but Pedro is a very childish person in many ways [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601024812-png.38239/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601327861-png.38242/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653617277642-png.38291/].

{{quote|I am a master [[MLG]] quickscoper so dont mess with me and my friend|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136676] Pedro MLG speaking in [[2022]]}}

==Pedophilia==
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File:Pedrophilia.PNG|[[Chris Hansen|HOLY SHIT HE FINDS KIDS "SEXY"
File:Pedro Garcia confirmed to be pedophile.jpeg
File:Pedro Garcia confirmed to be pedophile 2.jpeg
File:Pedro Garcia confirmed to be pedophile 3.jpeg|Pedro likes [[cp]] from a glownigger on the forums.
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{{quote|LIAR! thats is pathetic excuses for the antis making fun of me and calling offensive names like [[Truth|"pedrophile!"]] You're projecting WRONG, Brainlets!|Pedro projecting in the post where he calls out projecting<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/page-2#post-189473</ref>}}

Pedro is a pedophile in every sense of the word even though he may argue that it's about the [[Bullshit|"body type"]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911</ref> and not their age<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188962</ref>. Pedro tries to claim he's not a pedophile, even though he has a Twitter filled with [[child porn]] that [[Basement-dweller|he posts on every other minute]]. Pedro claims to think that [[loli]] is all about the body type and none more, but that is only a thinly veiled [[Deal with it|cope]] to get over his lust for children. If you encounter Pedro in the wild, be sure to remind him that he's a pedophile; he can be found creeping near any local [[V&|playground]].

{{quote|Because is fun to rape someone with a sexy bodies and Mass Impregnate 'em all, cus Rape leads you towards gigachadom! Chaddom of Kings (((kangs)))|Pedro loves [[rape]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/200-of-women-will-be-raped-and-murdered-during-their-lifetime.4251/#post-146499</ref>}}

==Pedro's Hit List==
[[File:PedrosWrath.png|thumb|right|264px|The last thing you see before being gunned down by the [[Shit that will never happen|Lolisho Militia]]]]

{{quote| Fuck y'all, Including YOU @Call Me Tim for attacking me and doxxing me and you should rot in hell and I'll be Successful than you guys!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/#profile-post-16203] Pedro out for blood}}

* {{EDF|m|call-me-tim.98|Call Me Tim}} - The mastermind behind all of the harassment Pedro's faced.
* {{EDF|m|weedville.977|weedville}} - For being a drunk, racist hippie.
* [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] - For "spilling the beans".
* [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] - For being another defamer.
* {{EDF|m|alphablob.1747|alphablob}} - For being a defamer and tarnishing Pedro's reputation.
* {{EDF|m|Der-Pig.1663|Der Pig}} - For threatening with calling the [[police]]
* {{EDF|m|Niggerhater.1670|Niggerhater}} - For being [[racist]]

All of these users will be hunted down by the [[wut|Lolisho Militia]].

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==References==
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==Links==
* {{EDF|m|ultra_pedroj234.915|Pedro's EDF account}}
* {{Youtube|u|pedroj234}} - Pedro's YouTube
* {{twitter|pedroj234_Noire}} - Pedro's Twitter (or Xitter, whatever it's called now)

==See Also==

* [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Someone really similar to him who went on a massacre spree in a gay bar in Colorado
* [[Autism]] - What he is afflicted with
* [[Lolicon]] - His Prey
* [[Marcus Potter]] - Another autist attached to EDF
* [[Graykat]] - A similar retarded ED user
* [[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - Another EDF pedophile
* [[VideoGamePhenom]] - Dislike bombing faggot who is like Pedro in many ways
* [[Galactus96Tuber]] - Similar People and the zoophilia edition of Pedro

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[[Category:People|Garcia, Pedro J.]]
[[Category:Doxed Individuals]]

Donald Buffkin

2025-10-12T15:28:35Z

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[[file:Donniefacebook.jpeg|220px|thumb|right|Full retardation intact.]]
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[[File:Donald buffkin fb1.jpg|thumb|right]]

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|<wikiaddict> Oh no, what did you take pictures of yourself doing? <bomberman> Fully clothed and hugging a carpet.| Oh the wholesomeness!
|<bomberman> I am a male named Donald Buffkin residing in Jacksonville Florida.|WARNING TO ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS! THIS MAN IS A HARD WORKER AND HAS A HISTORY OF [[Awesome|BEING ON TIME, EARLY, EVEN]] TO ALL OF HIS PAST JOBS [[Asking for it|HIRE HIM]]!}}
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'''Bombermanfan''' (a.k.a. '''[[Tablecow]]''', '''[[Pokemon|Digimon]]''', '''[[lolwut|Donnie]]''', and '''[[Powerword|(((Donald Rowland Buffkin)))]]'''; born February 11, 1993) {{jew}} is a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year old self-admitted fierce tiger, badass troll, and overall swell guy in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "''bombermanfan''" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been [[b&|banned]] from while using the username "''bomberman''".

He has a long and wholesome history of loving his [[cat]], Frosty, and [[Secks|loving others]], and also has admitted to having a swag problem and a big[[penis|heart]]. After repeatedly flaming and trolling on various forums and YouTube accounts and having [[nudes]] of him humping a carpet leaked, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled [[BAWWW|emo-rants]] and issuing empty threats of hacking... [[CSIII]], act like you know nigga!

He then made a [[Chad]] out of himself in [[ED IRC]] by conducting epic floods, making people get his articles taken down, and threatening to [[Taking down ED|take down ED]] by [[Facepalm|pasting YouTube links into IRC]]. You can find Donnie today using [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to attempt to make ED seemingly a better, more wholesome place. [[Chris-Chan]], [[Kumichoo]], [[Null]], [[Taekesi]], and a few others are some of Donald's favorite [[lolcow|lolcows]].

==McLeodGaming==

[[File:Bomberban.PNG|thumb|right|The entire user base supported him all the way...]]
[[File:Bombermanraid.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's failed raid of McLeod after being banned.]]
{{Quote|my name is bombermanfan and i have no connection to bomberman|Hey guys, I think this one is legit}}
{{Quote|I never ddosed anything. I never hacked anything. I lied about my bro hacking to scare the trolls on McLeodGaming|How can we trust ANYTHING you say?!?!}}

Bomber gained quick popularity on the [[McLeodGaming]] forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being [[banned|executed]] from the forums.

{{squote|Unfortunately it's not fully about breaking rules this time, '''you basically became a nuisance''' to the majority of members on the forums with '''all your complaints and such'''. I can't keep you on the forums if you're going to disrupt the place, and I feel that you have trouble getting along with other users and vice versa, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's other places besides MG, so don't feel like it's the end of the world just cuz you can't log in, you can still look around if you want. But you bring too much drama to the forums and with the new policy I need to start controlling who I let on my forums, since if I don't it will be come unmanageable and I'll never get SSF2 done |The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him}}

===Sockpuppetry===

[[File:Isbomberman.PNG|thumb|right|The furfag makes a good point.]]
[[File:Donald buffkin fb2.jpg|thumb|right|CUNT IN THE HEADLIGHTS!]]
[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|thumb|Donnie did ED. Never forget.]]
Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rogue admin on [[TOW]]. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.

{{squote|i am not bomberman but i asked my friend about why bomberman was hated and you guys mostly have false presumptions
that is not hacking
that was a raid and it is nothing compared to the old raid bomberman was harassed earlier
on the old forums they called him b$%&# and claimed to have his photograph despite it all being a masterminded scheme to teach a lesson against sexism

bomberman was banned on the forum for no reason other than trolls hating him and then did the raid which lasted like one message
bomberman was banned right after making a topic called f#%$& you

that is hardly anything to what ryankajito and the others did to the old forums

in essence bomberman was banned multiple times because trolls practically ran the old mg and bomberman was then permabanned for such reason
bomberman was told that he (not she and you guys need to seriously take that out of the article) he was not welcomeback
bomberman did not "hack" mg and to my knowledge noone did (yes not even ryankajito)

bomberman never "raided" the forums either because when he tried to keep making topics telling cleod the f-word the computer was really slow (watch the video) and only one topic was made (which was swiftly deleted and noone saw)
if you call that a raid the old forums had horrendous images posted in its raids constantly}}

==Delicious logs==

{{cs2|log|[[Furfag]] and 1337 [[h4x0r]] brother|
Kyzak says: BOMBERMAN SAYS
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber says you're a jerk Slayar
§łǻүąя says: Okay
Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU OFF
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
bomberman says: NO
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar jerk a you're says Bomber
§łǻүąя says: Lolwut
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And I
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gets popcorn*
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: No
Kyzak says: Srsly, Slayar
§łǻүąя says: Share some with me
Kyzak says: she wants to suck you off
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: She wants to flip you off
§łǻүąя says: I'mm hungry
bomberman says: say he will be banned by friday prolly
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>hands some popcorn*
Kyzak says: OH
§łǻүąя says: Thanks
Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY,
Kyzak says: SLAYAR
Kyzak says: MAN
Kyzak says: LUCKY YOU
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You'll be banned by friday probably, sez bomber
bomberman says: NO
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
Kyzak says: GET TO TORTURE THE BITCH AND GET LAID BY HER
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Repeat after me
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: wasn't the new demo supposed to be out today? >_>
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: t(-.-t)
§łǻүąя says: Lol
Kyzak says: stfurawr
Kyzak says: stop fucking begging for demos
§łǻүąя says: SMILIES
Kyzak says: Full is never gonna cum out
§łǻүąя says: THEY HURT
bomberman says: Shut up kyzak
Kyzak says: of cleod's cum penis
§łǻүąя says: MY SOOUUULL
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: WHAT THE FUCK
Kyzak says: ROYMASTER4]
Kyzak says: IS A MOD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FTW
§łǻүąя says: You just noticed?
Kyzak says: FTFL
Kyzak says: STS
bomberman says: Tell slayar he needs to get help
Kyzak says: Slayar
Kyzak says: She needs help
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar, you need to get help
Kyzak says: have any friends to help her suck you off?
bomberman says: stop bullying people that it wont fix his problems
§łǻүąя says: What?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hmm?
§łǻүąя says: I was starting up hl2
§łǻүąя says: Something about help?
Kyzak says: leave the conversation
Kyzak says: den
Kyzak says: Also
Kyzak says: She needs help sucking you off
Kyzak says: that's what she said
§łǻүąя says: Lololol
§łǻүąя says: I wouldn't let her touch me with a 50 foot poll
§łǻүąя says: Pole*
Kyzak says: Yeh
Kyzak says: She r ugly
Kyzak says: fugly even
§łǻүąя says: Meh
§łǻүąя says: Not fugly
bomberman says: OMG FUCKING SHUT UP
Kyzak says: She should just go be an hero
§łǻүąя says: But that nose creeps me out
Kyzak says: amirite, gais?
§łǻүąя says: She has a fucking HUGE nose
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: true that
bomberman says: leave me alone
§łǻүąя says: You could drive a semi in that thing
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ya
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'll go Jackie Chan on yall
bomberman says: ill show yall
Kyzak says: How much of a whore you are?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: PERMA BLOCK'D
bomberman says: grow up
bomberman says: Kyzak
§łǻүąя says: Lmao
§łǻүąя says: Kay so kyzak
Kyzak says: Yahrite, Mike
Kyzak says: I'm finished.
bomberman says: BYE
Kyzak says: Bomberwummen has been pwnt.
bomberman says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You all need another chance
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: CLEOD STYLE FTW
Kyzak says: We've had a thousand chances.
bomberman says: Because Im sending this to cleod HA
Kyzak says: Cleod style?
§łǻүąя says: That's like
§łǻүąя says: When
Kyzak says: Cleod style is permaban if you get one demerit
§łǻүąя says: I'MA PERMA
Kyzak says: one moar demerit*
§łǻүąя says: And then
§łǻүąя says: i'll let you off in a week
Kyzak says: Only
bomberman says: IM ALLREADY PERMA BANNED
Kyzak says: With bomberwummen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: What happened to giving 30247320 chances?
Kyzak says: It's
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: THAT'S CLEOD STYLE
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DUMBASS
Kyzak says: "GIVEING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE"
Kyzak says: 3 minutes latar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have now turned green
bomberman says: Brb im going to go get my bros book on ips
Kyzak says: I'm silver.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and grown 3409372074302730743749032 my original size
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG
Kyzak says: And I can throw silver board into your stomache.
Kyzak says: GOOOORE.
§łǻүąя says: Well, how do i shot web?
Kyzak says: Well
Kyzak says: First
Kyzak says: You fiar your lazar
Kyzak says: Then you stop using really old memes and being cancer for all of the interblargh.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm now going to jump on buildings, rip cars in half, and do a whole bunch of other crap for no reason
§łǻүąя says: Old memes are better than new ones
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: But
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: eh
§łǻүąя says: By a long shot
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Squirtle
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Could
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: KICK
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: MY
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ASS
Kyzak says: But ehh,
Kyzak says: You fail at using memes.
§łǻүąя says: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE
§łǻүąя says: oR
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You fail at fuckin LIEF
§łǻүąя says: How does i shot web?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: k?
Kyzak says: But ehh, squitrle could kick all of their asses.
Kyzak says: MARSHTOMP
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee:
Kyzak says: BITCHES
Kyzak says: Marshtomp
Kyzak says: Can go
Kyzak says: "MARSH!"
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bungie Security Guard FTW
Kyzak says: "TOMP!"
§łǻүąя says: KAY TIEM TO PLAI HL2
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hai giz
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>giez
Kyzak says: ..
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: i r get sega's new console
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: the Puu
Kyzak says: i r get fap fap fap.
Kyzak says: [/fake]
§łǻүąя says: K be back later
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T BE BACK LATER
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FUCKTARD
Kyzak says: Well
Kyzak says: One thing to do nao
Kyzak says: go use that picture Despot gave me of Winry. <3
§łǻүąя says: Lawl
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: or use Bombers ya whore
§łǻүąя says: Ehh
Kyzak says: HAY MIKE
Kyzak says: WANT SOME FMA PORN?
bomberman says: lucky i couldnt find it
§łǻүąя has left the conversation.
Kyzak says: ANYONE?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
Kyzak says: FMA PORN?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FMA PORN IS FUCKING GAY
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: SONIC IS THE NEW FMA
Kyzak says: ..
Kyzak says: Fucking furfag.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: .....................
Kyzak says: Yiff in hell.
Kyzak says: You motherfucker
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: There's actually something I can and WILL do
bomberman says: he could mess up the whole internet if he wanted to
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: LMAO.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Impossible
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH
§łǻүąя says: Wow
§łǻүąя says: Jesus bomberman
§łǻүąя says: You'll beleive anything
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: anyone can do that
bomberman says: shut up
Kyzak says: Bomberwummenthatbelongsinthekitchen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: My dad works for an internet company
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: all they gotta do is hack myspace
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: he can send emails
bomberman says: I KNOW MIKE
Kyzak says: GO MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, BITCH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: from other people's email addresses
§łǻүąя says: There's the word Faggot on the ceiling
bomberman says: Shut up Kyzak
§łǻүąя says: Look up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (not to you, bomber)
§łǻүąя says: I bet she looked
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hmmm
Kyzak says: That must be what happened to Sir Pedophile The Curved Dick
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: now I want a sammich D:
bomberman says: Shut up slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: So if I really want to
§łǻүąя says: NO U
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I can spam people using your own email addresses
Kyzak says: so do I, rawr
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Oshi?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Ya, I'm thinkin OSHI
Kyzak says: YOSHI.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: OHSHI-- YOU!
Kyzak says: That's what Kirby says
Kyzak says: During using
Kyzak says: TEH DREAMZ SWORD
Kyzak says: IN TEH BRAWL.
Kyzak says: AND TEH SSF.
Kyzak says: AND TEH PENIS.
bomberman says: Its the not teh
Kyzak says: stfuniggerwumme
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not teh...
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
Kyzak says: n
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: naughty?
§łǻүąя says: hey kyzak
Kyzak says: Yus?
§łǻүąя says: Is it okay to delete the folder that you get from downloading the torrent
§łǻүąя says: After it's installed
Kyzak says: yus
§łǻүąя says: k
bomberman says: Im sending this to cleod
Kyzak says: Go ahead.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: zomg wii is blue
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: brb
Kyzak says: It's not on the fucking forums
Kyzak says: So he can't do shit.
bomberman says: he will unban me
bomberman says: and ban yall
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a good question
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: That will be laughed at
Kyzak says: Whatever you need to tell yourself.
§łǻүąя says: YOU DON'T GET THE POINT YOU FUCKTARD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And not answered
§łǻүąя says: HE BANNED YOU ALL
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: But I'm going to ask it anyways
Kyzak says: What, Mike?
bomberman says: i dont see proof
Kyzak says: .
§łǻүąя says: OH really
§łǻүąя says: Okay
§łǻүąя says: Hold on
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: How does Bomber know who I am?
Kyzak says: Because she's a fucking stalker bitchnigger
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Besides that
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (Just kidding Bomber)
bomberman says: ._.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: back >_>
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: stupid snapshot
Kyzak says: Snapshot
Kyzak says: Of you?
Kyzak says: Stripping
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
Kyzak says: Lolololo
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: brawl D:
§łǻүąя says: Post suggestions, and I'll add. For those who don't know about this yet, you'll see very soon.
Noobs and underaged users who should be banned:
gun_man
cody25
danieldoo
iamweirdha
iluvpuddingtea4eva
christian
Nate Rivers
Bomberman
clumzy
Olimar
Dk Pwns Brawl
brawler
Arod2
bigmitch
novajjavon
haingi
shadow yoshi
One Winged Angel
Meerkats
minigamer
CyberTheHedgehog
riq5
The Darkness Within
spade
§łǻүąя says: From cleod
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You racist bastard...
§łǻүąя says: And there's more names
bomberman says: you made that up
Kyzak says: ..
§łǻүąя says: No
Kyzak says: Slayar
§łǻүąя says: I didn't
Kyzak says: You idiot.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: oh
§łǻүąя says: Fucktard
Kyzak says: You fucking idiot.
bomberman says: yes you did
Kyzak says: IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET FOR A FUCKING REASON.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyzak says: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING REVEAL IT?
bomberman says: unless its posted on the actual forums i dont buy it
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was wondering why I wasn't there D:
§łǻүąя says: It's already been done kyzak
Kyzak says: WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I should probably be doing my homework...
Kyzak says: GIVE 'IM A SCREENIE
Kyzak says: OF THE LIST
Kyzak says: AND TOPIC
§łǻүąя says: Kyzak, relax
§łǻүąя says: It's already been done
§łǻүąя says: Everyone on that list is banned
Kyzak says: Juuussssttt
Kyzak says: taaakkkeee
Kyzak says: aaaaa
Kyzak says: screeeeennnshoooot
Kyzak says: annnndshoooooowwww theeeeeem.
§łǻүąя says: k
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <_<
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: O_O
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: AARRRRR YA REDAY KIDZ!
bomberman says: Plus he said he had a banlist
Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, RAPISTMOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH
bomberman says: he would post
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I KANT HEEEERRRR U
Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, ESA HASU!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bomberman says: Kyzak why dont you post your pic
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER DA C?!
Kyzak says: FAUKRON PAUNCH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>some stuff I don't know*
bomberman says: you have self esteem issues so you pick on me
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: IF NONSENSICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN U WISH
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DEN DROP ON DEH DEK AN FLOP LIEK A FEESH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: READY?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: SPONGIIIEEEEE BOBBBB SKWAR PANTS!!!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: AHAH,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Kyzak says: You, sir.
Kyzak says: Are epic fail.
bomberman says: Kyzak you have self esteem problems
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Why do you look in the mirror so much, Kyzak?
bomberman says: picking on me mike and others
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: I don't pick on mike.]
Kyzak says: Mike is kewl.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee:
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>hasn't been "picked on"*
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DAMN STRAIGHT
Kyzak says: I'm just a douche when I play around.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: YAY FOR FUCKTARDEDNESS!
bomberman says: what ever Kyzak
Kyzak says: At any rate
bomberman says: you play around with peoples feelings
Kyzak says: The only one being picked on
Kyzak says: Is you.
bomberman says: because your afraid of your own
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber
Kyzak says: Observations are fail.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: have a sense of humor
§łǻүąя says: She can't
§łǻүąя says: She's a wummen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: just let yourself loose, suck in all data
§łǻүąя says: She takes everything in
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm scared
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman is saying something other than lo.ll
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and let yourself only see, hear, feel, taste, and smell
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Spongebob
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Fresh Prince
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Youtube Poop
bomberman says: im definatley sending this whole chat to cleod
bomberman says: so HA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and anything else stupid yet funny
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Then you will have my sense of humor
Kyzak says: NO
Kyzak says: You're going to edit it.
Kyzak says: To make you look like a complete
Kyzak says: Utter
Kyzak says: Victim.
bomberman says: no i wont
Kyzak says: Yes, you will.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And we will get married and have kids and IF YOU THINK THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS THEN YOU NEED HELP
Kyzak says: You're enough of a lieing wummen.
bomberman says: Shut up seriously
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Oompa
bomberman says: good luck with beating cleod mike
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doopadee doo
bomberman says: rub it in there face when you do
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I've got a perfect puzzle for you (KEEP YO DAMN PUZZLES TO YO SELF!)
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (okay)
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa, doompa, doopadee day
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: This is the first puzzle today
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And some stuff I dun no
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I just accidentally slapped myself... I don't even know how
Kyzak says: ..
Kyzak says: nub
§łǻүąя says: Lol
§łǻүąя says: You slapped yourself
§łǻүąя says: And you don't know how?
§łǻүąя says: Nice
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ya
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was messing around
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Pretending to be an airplane
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Because I feel like acting like a 3 year old today
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And I made my arm go up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And apparently I slapped myself
bomberman says: Slayar is offline
bomberman says: mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: He blocked you
bomberman says: Tell slayar hes a jerk
bomberman says: and he will be banned soon
Kyzak says: HAY SLAYAR
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{{cs2|log2|Users attempting to explain the situation to Bomber|
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman says: hey
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: internet, phone, and cable is finally back
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ^_^
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) has been added to the conversation.
bomberman says: lol
§łǻүąя has been added to the conversation.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I win
bomberman says: hey slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: k?
bomberman says: mike you beat cleod?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not yet
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hopefully I can find out soon
bomberman says: ok
bomberman says: i cant believe im banned
§łǻүąя says: Oh
§łǻүąя says: I know why
§łǻүąя says: Because you where being a bitch about it the first 4 times
§łǻүąя says: BAWWWW CLEOD
§łǻүąя says: UNBAN ME PLEEEASSEE
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
§łǻүąя says: And he finally perma'd you
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
bomberman says: cleod will unban me maybe
§łǻүąя says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: yeah right
§łǻүąя says: He won't
bomberman says: idk
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I might be unbanned
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
§łǻүąя says: He's the one that banned you
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not to bomber
§łǻүąя says: And all the others
bomberman says: why?
§łǻүąя says: Look around
§łǻүąя says: Notice how all the noobs/people we hate are banned
§łǻүąя says: Yeah
bomberman says: battoubro was?
§łǻүąя says: Cleod went on a banning spree
§łǻүąя says: Yep
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Then why are you still herE?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>e
§łǻүąя says: Because
bomberman says: an olimar?
§łǻүąя says: yep
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey
bomberman says: ok
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I wasn't banned because of that
§łǻүąя says: You where banned a long time ago
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was banned because Cleod re-read my 'threats'
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I went on vacation
§łǻүąя says: You where banned because of those gay ass threats that you never went through with
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And forgot about MCG for a while
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well I wanted to be banned >_<
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Yeah, because I was fucking JOKING
Kyzak has been added to the conversation.
bomberman says: slayar how come cleod doesnt talk about it
§łǻүąя says: No
§łǻүąя says: You wern't
§łǻүąя says: And he does
§łǻүąя says: In LD
§łǻүąя says: Place where the smart people hang out
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey Kyzak, can I ask you something?
bomberman says: he should inform people
Kyzak says: If you take off that text that seems to be covered with red shit
Kyzak says: Sure
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Did you unblock me?
Kyzak says: I never blocked you, lul
bomberman says: omg kyzak leave
Kyzak says: I appeared offline and closed your messages.
bomberman says: please someone tell kyzak to leave
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Text color fixed! :Wee:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Wow
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: That looks gay
bomberman says: he blocked me
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
§łǻүąя says: HE BLOCKED ME
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
bomberman says: and he is annoying
§łǻүąя says: GET HIM TO LEAVE
§łǻүąя says: No
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
§łǻүąя says: He is awesome
§łǻүąя says: Unlike you
bomberman says: he makes sexist stuff
§łǻүąя says: Well dur
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: My text looks like links! :wee:
§łǻүąя says: Wummen do not belong on teh internet
Kyzak says: Ask away, Mike, mah friend.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I already did
§łǻүąя says: They belong in the kitchen
Kyzak says: You did?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I wanted to see if you still had me blocked
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You answered before I asked, lulz
bomberman says: Slayar you had a negative experience with a woman when you were little?
Kyzak says: I wouldn't have responded to your earlier text
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
§łǻүąя says: LMFAO
Kyzak says: If you were still blocked
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAYHA
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
bomberman says: thats why you are sexist
§łǻүąя says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
§łǻүąя says: OH MY FUCKING GOD
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar got kicked in the nuts by a little girl. Repeatedly.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I GOTZ A SEXIST JOKE
§łǻүąя says: WOW
Kyzak says: WHO R RAWR?
§łǻүąя says: BOMBERMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD
Kyzak says: TELL ME WHO R RAWR
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: why shouldn't women get drivers licenses
§łǻүąя says: IT'S A KNOWN FACT
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a really funny joke
bomberman says: shut up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I tell it you joo!
§łǻүąя says: THAT WUMMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN
Kyzak says: Because they're fucking stupid?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: cuz there isn't any roads in the kitchen
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
§łǻүąя says: Lawl
Kyzak says: No
Kyzak says: It's because
Kyzak says: They're fucking stupid.
Kyzak says: Amirmite, guys?
§łǻүąя says: lawl
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
bomberman says: if i sent this to cleod like kyzaks chat youd all be on his bad side
§łǻүąя says: mike blocked you
§łǻүąя says: me
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: but I'm banned
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: so I AM
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: uhm
§łǻүąя says: SO
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: did I just block someone?
§łǻүąя says: me
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I think so
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
bomberman says: shut up slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm almost certain...
bomberman says: your lucky my brother isnt on
§łǻүąя says: Or what?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: that it was SLAYAR!
§łǻүąя says: Huh?
Kyzak says: LOL.
Kyzak says: WHOMG
Kyzak says: WHOMG
Kyzak says: UR BROTHER
Kyzak says: IF HE EVEN EXISTS
bomberman says: hes good with computers
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
§łǻүąя says: So?
§łǻүąя says: OH MY GOD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey
§łǻүąя says: HE'S GOOD WITH COMPS
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
§łǻүąя says: RUN FOR THE HILLS
§łǻүąя says: RUUUUNNNN
Kyzak says: IS A RETARDED FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD SITTING IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT MASTURBATING HIS ASS OFF TO A FUCKING LION CUB FUCKING A DOG.
}}

==What the fuck am I reading?==

[[File:Bombermanrant.PNG|thumb|right|lolwut?]]
[[File:Bombermanemo3.PNG|thumb|right]]
'''[[PROTIP]]''': Bomberman has admitted to having a bad router password, so if you live in his area of Jacksonville, [[Florida]], and have passed [[Computer Science III]], be sure to hack into his router and redirect all of his traffic to [[Last Measure]].
{{Quote|i am not pretending to understand cybernetic concepts i am merely attempting to have understanding as to why i refuse to enter skype conversations maybe you are right on the ip part but i do not like being tricked and this seems to me to be like a dirty trick that you are concocting i mean i am not saying you are a bad person i actually think you are quite to the contrast and a good person because you decided to be my friend even though i am the prey and not a fellow hunter which is in my view what this is because i am taking a psychology course in highschool and i view this whole thing as a struggle for power and by keeping my article up you guys maintain power i am just begging and pleading you guys to consider locking my article and perhaps updating the lie in the mcleod gaming one that i am a girl "bomberbitch" and change it to i am a guy and you can add that i am an emo or whatever other labels you see fit is that too much to ask}}

===BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining===

<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|YOU ARE CHERRY PICKING WHAT I SAY|You're goddamn right we are!
|Plus someone hacked my phones and spread my nudes around|bombermanfan
|I am sick of the death threats| bombermanfan
|No seriously, I am sick of living in fear each day.| bombermanfan
|ts unfortunate that people actually believe some of the [[truth|shit]] your site says about me| bombermanfan
|I am sick of being [[Jews|betrayed]] by [[IHM|people]] online| bombermanfan
|[[fail|I may not be good with computers.I may be an outcast/misfit online/offline, And I may die soon from encyclopediadramatica,But I would rather die young than old anyways]].| bombermanfan
|i am worse than encyclopedia dramatica ever could dream of| Fear This
|I have no friends and someone hacked my phone| bombermanfan
|You all ruined my life If you all would not of fucking [[AOTN|featured my article]] over the summer maybe I would I forgotten about this.| bombermanfan
|I did not know at the time that my articles would be used to harass me offline| bombermanfan
|I apologize for upsetting your wiki. I think it would work best for both of us if you take down my article.| bombermanfan
|[[No|So are we ever doing to talk about getting those articles removed?]]| bombermanfan
|as you can see i am your pretty standard failure on the internet| hoping to step it up to the next level
|[[Goodnight sweet prince|bomberman [Mibbit@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
bomberman [Mibbit@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has left #wiki []]]| bombermanfan
}}</center>

*Florida = I am batshit crazy.
*Mibbit = I am as dumb as a bag of rocks.

==His stance on ED==

[[File:Rugburn.jpg|thumb|right|Rugburn. Donny has it.]]

{{quote|i really need that article about me taken down as it causes me a blistering [[pain]] and reminds me how the world turns against me i would really appreciate having my article down before it causes me personal harassment
i can give you me msn which is bomberman_22@live.com and hopefully we can discuss things i was wrong to use my hacker brother to threaten your site but i am just afraid and would really appreciate all of this going away| bombermanfan}}

Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to [[Delete everything|blank]] any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:

[[File:Giving_Fucks_-_Where_To_Put_It.gif|thumb|right|ED's reaction to Buffkins sockpuppets in a nutshell.]]

*[[Special:Contributions/Bomber|Bomber]]
*[[Special:Contributions/FriendofBomberman|FriendofBomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/UnbanBomberman|UnbanBomberban]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomberman|Bomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Antibomberman|Antibomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomb|Bomb]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MulberryMonster|MulberryMonster]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KrappleguyFan|KrappleguyFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing|Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BowDownToZaiger|BowDownToZaiger]]
*[[Special:Contributions/XxxRAY111xxx|XxxRAY111xxx]]
*[[Special:Contributions/GoAheadChangeMyAccount|GoAheadChangeMyAccount]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DickTitan|DickTitan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Digimon|Digimon]]
*[[Special:Contributions/EncycIopediaDramatica|EncycIopediaDramatica]]
*[[Special:Contributions/TheSatanicAngel|TheSatanicAngel]]
*[[Special:Contributions/PowerManZero|PowerManZero]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Simmeh|Simmeh]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MelchettFan|MelchettFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Kellizar|Kellizar]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyParrotBlu|MyParrotBlu]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KiwiFarms|KiwiFarms]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BitterBully|BitterBully]]
*[[Special:Contributions/RubberDildo|RubberDildo]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DoxingMeepsheep|DoxingMeepsheep]]
*[[Special:Contributions/JewHunter|JewHunter]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎|MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎]]

===DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS===
<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME|Yes it is.
|<bomberman> i am an overly priveledged white boy| Illiterate too...
|<bomberman> the general gist of the video is that i am a fucking loser and i am just annoying| Feel the shame...
|<bomberman> [[Lie|Nothing wrong with being homosexual]]| Oops!
|<bomberman> Apparently I look like a bird according to some... I am not even emo (I know one of them called me a pretty boy emo *slur towards homosexuals*)| Yeah, we don't get it either. Possible connection to [[TsimFuckis]]?
|<Bomberman> Stop fucking smacking me with a digital fish... asshole|Doesn't know how to /me in IRC
}}</center>

Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how [[Lolwut|ED is trolling itself]] by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANMOARQUOTES|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<bomberman> i am trying to help you all| No.
|<bomberman> my name is Donald Buffkin i fucking fail at everything| [[Truth]]
|<bomberman> Because... I am kinda awkward but not a disorder| Totally NOT Autistic you guize!
|<bomberman> BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU ALL ARE MESSING WITH OTHERS| Meanwhile, Trolls slumber soundly...
|<bomberman> I do not want your pity. As said before I am a [[Internet tough guy|bad guy]]. ... I am not here to play games.| Recognise GAME
|<bomberman> I do troll sometimes but mainly I flame bait on forums. I am bad. I do not claim to be an angel.| Fail Troll
|<bomberman> I only troll people who are cyber bullying, Like LittleHitler for instance I trolled him. He was saying antisemitic stuff so I brought up how Germany lost both wars. [[Trolls remorse|I feel kind of bad about it]], he should not have started shit though. Look I am sorry to him... Maybe he should change his username| Bomberman PWNING THE FUCK out of LittleClitler
|<bomberman> IHM is someone I befriended a while ago. She is a troll but I think I upset her.| Captain Oblivious thinks trolls have feelings.
}}</center>

===Bomberman Plays Hardball===

[[File:stfudonny.jpg|thumb|right|AMIRONG?]]

Keep clicking there's some lulzy ones at the end.

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHARDBALL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Okay look asshat. I have never hacked. I am not a hacker. Your wiki is lying about saying I hacked IRC. I am being framed by real hackers probably Taekesi.|I heard you [[Glenn Beck|raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.]]
|IHM is okay if you do not piss her off. I pissed her and MegaSavage off I think. They buddy up with people to turn them against me.|Yeah, looks like you pissed [[internet hate machine|"her"]] off.
|FredJuicy spammed me to kill myself. Unfortunately I do not have logs of the chats, or I would probably send them to the police (since you tried to get me to frame someone, and tried to get me to bomb).|Lol, go bomb, young bomberman!
|I told you all I would keep coming back| And so he has.
|So we can either negotiate or I can keep pestering your chat.| [[Asking for it]]
|How is this for a deal. ED takes down everyone elses personal articles and I allow ED to say anything about me if they do?| Thanks for your permission!
|I am willing to sacrifice myself for a greater purpose if necessary (its hard to type because my keys are sticky from the coke I spilled yesterday so apologies for typing slow).| I dont even know. Someone else take this one.
|You can merge all the articles into my articles and claim they are just sock accounts or paid actors/people by me if you want.| [[USI]]
|Then I will let you say whatever you want about me. Give you [[CP|nudes]] if you want. I am making concessions and trying to level with you all.| Hawt damn! Merge them articles already!
|Look I am a fan of FLCL, Futurama, etc. but I do not rage at those articles (they offend me a little) but I know it has points. The personal articles are just cyber bullying| lol.
|If I link youtube links than your bot adds another line of text... I can keep doing this| Proceeds to link a random youtube video about once every 3 minutes. OH GOD PLEASE STOP!
|Last time I was in here Dr_Rice nearly made me soil myself. This is just revenge basically.| lol.
|Fuck you...You are lying about fixing the article. I had a job. Your dumb ass articles got me fired. You all ruined my life.| bummer, dude.
|I am just trying to troll you because you trolled me. Everytime you say you are going to delete the fucking articles. Then I wake up and new shit is added. YOU ARE ALL ADDING NEW SHIT| Spamming refresh on his own article
|ban gretchen! gretchen added stuff! ban gretchen, ban _Jakebob| Yup, that's how it works!
|I was not technically fired but I was not rehired WHEN MY ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN! I had two jobs, one was seasonal, and only a select few made it to the non-busy parts of the year, i might have made the cut if ED did not write those articles| Yeah, they didnt want you because someone wrote things about you on the internet, and not at all because you're a complete fucktard.
|just came online to let you all know I woke up. my bed was drenched wet from sweat, I just want you all to know the stress this shit has been causing me.| Actually that's urine, bro.
}}</center>

==Bomberman's Beef with Taekesi==
[[File:NakedMattaekesi.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's arch-nemesis, [[Faggot|Taekesi]]]]
Apparently, some complete faggot called [[Taekesi]] has been trolling our beloved Donald Buptkiss. According to Donny/Bomberman, Taekesi is a group of trolls. They also run [[ED]]. As best as can be pieced together from his addled ramblings in [[irc]], it was a member of this group who convinced bomberman to [[lolwut|remove all of his clothing and take pictures of himself humping the carpet.]]

==BOMBERMAN ATTACKS IRC!==
[[File:Bomberman Formal Apology.JPG|200px|thumb|right|His formal apology. It won't happen again.]]
Sometime around 10:14 PM, March 17th, Bomberman attempted to [[flood]] #ed and #wiki and failed miserably. All his bots had names which were variants on Bomber####, Remove####, and bm####. The channels were flooded with "REMOVE "BOMBERMANFAN" FROM [[ED]] OR YOU [[Buttsecks|WILL FEEL THE PAIN"]] and "remove "bombermanfan" article right now!" He also attempted to query flood [[zaiger]] and the contributors to his article, but failed to even slow down anybodies' client.

According to devoted [[faggot|detectives]] that have been spending way too much time with The Donny Donster, these attacks were most likely NOT perpetrated by the real bomberman. He's too fucking stupid to pull off something like that.

Trying to keep himself relevant, Donny, our Donny, has told his 31337 h@xers to keep spamming [[ED IRC]]. At the height of the attacks said hackers unleashed a raging torrent of links to [[MCR|My Chemical Romance]] videos on [[youtube|JewTube.]] He still hasn't realized that begging for article deletion is just going to cement it to its place in ED for eternity. Maybe if he would send us some dick pics, we could work something out...yeah, maybe not.

{{Quote|<g2144> This will not stop til my article is removed. -bomberman}}

===It wasnt me!===

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHAX|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I DID NOT FUCKING FLOOD IRC|That's not gonna stop anyone from saying that you did.
|I COULD NOT HACK ANYTHING|Yup, probably not. Again that's not gonna stop us from blaming it on you.
|I NEVER DDOSed anyone! IT IS BECAUSE I WAS FRAMED BY REAL HACKERS!| lol, really? You're that [[USI|important]]?
|They knew I posted youtube links and set me up! Look I am almost crying right now. I am being set up.|Sweet sweet tears...
}}</center>

[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|center]]

==OMG! Bomberman is, in fact, an EX-Troll!==

New information has come to light about Donald Buffkin's very [[sick fuck|DARK]] past! It has been revealed that Bomberman is himself an [[Troll's Remorse|ex]]-[[troll]]. Little is known about this [[women|period]] in his life, but it is very apparent that he is not merely an innocent [[almost raped|victim]] being preyed upon by merciless trolls. One can only speculate at how many lives have been destroyed by this heartless monster.

<center>{{morphquote|BMTROLL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] was my "[[penis|boss]]" until I joined an antitroll group on youtube|Need you more proof of the horrific [[truth]]?
|I befriended her a while ago|In reference to [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]].
|I sometimes [[trolls trolling trolls|troll the troll]] to give them a taste of their own [[semen|medicine]]|Evil cyberbullying in the flesh!
|[[trolls trolling trolls|Trolls do not like being trolled]]. Its a fact.|Fight fire with...[[fail]]?}}
</center>
==MegaSavage==
Feuding with a skiddie named Vincent. Donald the dumbfuck is utterly terror stricken by the beaner.

<center><gallery>
File:meganegrosfail.jpeg
File:powerpain.jpeg
File:truefear.jpeg
File:meganigger.jpeg
File:megaedgelord.jpeg
File:megaedgelord2.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==Bman's Response to Being Featured==
Look up ungrateful in the dictionary. You will find Bomberman. Most people would be flattered at being prestigious enough in the hallowed halls of ED to make it to the great honor of being [[AOTN|AOTN]]. Unfortunately Bomberman has failed to recognize the gift bestowed upon him.

<center>{{morphquote|BMAOTN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MOCKING ME. Answer my fucking question. I DEMAND ANSWERS.|Ultimatum
|All my [[ugly|acne]] has been getting worse. I am [[ginger|red at the face]]. I am a [[lie|heterosexual]] [[Forever Alone|virgin that is attached to his hand]]. I do not share the struggle of the [[gay|LGBT]].|Only [[gay|faggots]] say LGBT.
|[[Stupid|WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE FISH GOD DAMNIT? THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT MAKES A BEEP SOUND ON MY COMPUTER WHEN IT IS TYPED OUT]].|lol.
|I have no life so I am online all the time. THEN YOU ALL RUIN MY ONLINE LIFE.|Go outside, bro. Or [[an hero|kill yourself]].
|I got fucking tons of calls today|You don't enjoy being [[whore|popular?]]
|SOMEONE TAKE IT DOWN. Then I will leave IRC. You will all be sparred of the pain I bring this chat. The misery. The agony, and the annoyance.|--- FredJuicy has banned *!*@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net *** Bomberman was kicked by FredJuicy (kill yourself)
|Anyways. One last fuck you. And the message that MARK MY WORDS ED WILL PAY FOR THIS SHIT|ED better [[buy a dog]].}}
</center>

==Bomberman Returns==
In June 2023, a now 30-year-old Donald joined the {{Telegram|encyclopedia_dramatica2|ED Telegram}} after years of inactivity, demanding his article be deleted, and threatening the chat with his 1337 h4xx0r skills if his demands were not met. His reasoning was that girls won't fuck him after finding this article in his Google results.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:47] https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Donald_Buffkin delete please
God, [16/06/2023 15:52] Warning, user blanked his page before joining, I can't revert it right now
God, [16/06/2023 15:54] He did it to a few pages apparently. Don't know who you are but great way to bring attention to yourself
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:54] Let’s make a deal. I never come to ED ever again. You all take down the Donald Buffkin article or direct it to Meepsheep.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] That way I don’t have to hack ED again.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] I get tired of DDOSing and flooding ED with packets.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] Cloudflare does not protect a website entirely.
God, [16/06/2023 15:57] Oh, you're an OLD oldfag. Why did it take you 15 years to try to remove your page
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] Not your personal army
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:58] I’m an ancient. Respect your elder zoomer
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] @allyourbased second person this week to join and ask to have there article removed lol
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Don’t revert anything
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Redirect it to Meepsheep
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] Or delete it
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] I gave my ultimatum
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] If you kids want to test my hacking prowess… by all means.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I have God on my side
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I’ve been hacking since you kids were in diapers
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Fake hacker
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Gottem
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] Lmao, im 30. I have been hacking since I was 12
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] 18 years. Longer than most of you remember
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:07] You're old
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Time to retire
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] Respect your elders
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Ok boomer
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] This isn’t Asia. We don’t kiss the ass of the youth.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] This is the west where you are judged on your merits.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] I’m old but I have hacking knowledge beyond anything you kids can comprehend x
God, [16/06/2023 16:09] What brings you back here to ask for your article removed 15 years later
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] It’s preventing me from getting pussy
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] My Tinder matches google me and find out who I am
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] A hacker with piss poor opsec
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I am the real deal
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I hacked some of the best hackers on the planet
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] But you can't clean up your Google results?
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] Who gives a shit
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] I take ED down all the time
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] ED was down last week because of me
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] ED goes down if the wind blows too hard
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] None of it is from you
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Doubt my power
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Rookie mistake kiddo
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Also the world is not your anime vidya games where all protagonists are 18 and under XD
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:14] Did you take down the forums too
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] 30 I middle age. A good age to hack. This isn’t some twitch shooter video game.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I take down forums whenever I want
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I took down kiwifarms too
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] ED is giving itself reason to be DDOSed
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:15] Cloudflare doesn’t protect against everything
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:16] Again this reverts to my ultimatum. Delete the article or suffer the consequences.
all your base, [16/06/2023 16:44]: You wear diapers
all your base, [16/06/2023 16:45]: Also b&
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Thanks
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Was kind of amusing to watch
Pj, [16/06/2023 16:52]: The only thing he did was to highlight the article, imma read it after revert
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 17:01]: There’s many attack/expose articles on ED that have been up for years that no one gives af about until the subjects of them join here and make a fuss about em

==Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile==

[[File:FeminineGuile.png|800px|center]]

==See Also==

* [[Tablecow]] - More in-depth info on this lolcow
* [[Bomberman (Game)|Bomberman]]
* [[Blumpkin]]
* [[McLeodGaming]]
* [[Psychopath]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
* [[Bombermanfan/Logs]]

==External Links==

*<s>{{yt|u|Bombermanfan}}</s>
*{{yt|u|Bombermanfan2}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/@Tablecow current YouTube channel]
*[http://forums.mcleodgaming.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31146 Obvious sock is ''obvious''...]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/digimon.10930/ ed forums account]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/jewhunter.10951/ second ed forums account]
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ current EDF account]
* [https://steamcommunity.com/id/SatireOfComedy steam account]

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Tablecow

2025-10-12T15:26:09Z

TardChick: /* External Links */ added his current youtube, i can proof it's him because he commented under my videos... eat shit donald.

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[[file:Wannabetaekesi.jpeg |235px|thumb|right|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]
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[[File:Indent2.jpg |200px|thumb|right|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]

Enter '''[[:File:1314517267489.png|Tablecow]]''', aka [[Powerword|Donald Rowland Buffkin]] (born Feb. 11, 1993) {{jew}}, a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year-old perfectly stable good guy from Jacksonville, Florida, determined to rebuild ED for the one he loves, [[Taekesi]].

It all began in late 2008 on Youtube, when he created an account pretending to be [[Ickeriss69]] and went on defending him to the masses. This caught the attention of some users and he began getting praised. His dox were dropped, and he decided to stay on the internet in a typical nonchalant sigma fashion.

Little did everyone know that he'd be back with a vengeance, by getting involved with an anti-troll group on Youtube (very relevant to mention, go subscribe!) and then white knighting [[Taekesi]], a successful Youtube hacker. All of this has lead up to his e-life causing some serious shit for his real life, such as his slutty girlfriend Kammy getting dumped because she just wasn't what Buffkin needed at the time, as well as his parents finally giving him the praise and recognition he deserved, thus taking away any amount of low self esteem he might have had.

== A [[Retard|Challenger]] Appears ==
{{Quote|I've sent Taekesi about 100 messages on YouTube, he's replied to one of them so far.}}
[[File:Tablecow2013.jpg|220px|right]]
[[File:Tablecow2014.jpg|220px|right]]
[[File:Tablecow olderimg.png|220px|right]]

[[File:EXPOSEDASBUTTHURT.png|220px|thumb|right|"Do not talk shit about me or I will spend tireless hours trying to tie you into a trolling group."]]

Tablecow has had quite the hard life, bullied IRL and OTI. But that didn't stop him from persevering and following his dreams. Being the accepted by his family for being a socially awesome gentle soul, he naturally gains approval from his internet peers due to these good personality traits.

He openly admitted to having a [[Micropenis|2 inch penis]] and being anti sex because it ruins friendships, despite his voice being full of testosterone and sounding like he's ready to accept any throbbing vagina in his drooling mouth at any second. Regardless of the size of his penis, Tablecow could get all the tail if he actually wanted to. Incredibly, it has been observed that Tablecow is [[autistic]], as displayed by his unrealistic expectations of the internet as a whole. Not everyone's souls are as gentle as his own. He's also prone to defend furries as they're not as evil as people make them out to be. His die hard fanboyism of Taekesi has lead him to great opportunities for sex. Even his internet god Taekesi loves him.

=== Round 2 ===

Not learning from his first bout with trolls on the internet, Tablecow came back in 2011 and this time, ED caught his attention. Going as far as to write to ED administrators asking for permission to DDoS the site, he also came into IRC crying about Taekesi's article not being deleted. As per usual, he was laughed off of IRC for having a micro-penis and he decided to take his angst out on mic for everyone to hear (with recorded goodness).

During this time, he impersonated some guy he knew IRL named Joseph, an actual cool bro whose Facebook profile revealed himself knee deep in bitches (this being the ideal lifestyle for Tablecow). While impersonating him, he made several comments about Joseph's (now-ex) girlfriend such as, "that beautiful angel", along with being completely up to date on the two's relationship status, confirming himself as a legitimate e-stalker.

=== Tabletard Never Learns ===

[[File:Tablecow dlpic.jpg|200px|right]]
In 2014 he resurfaced yet another time to try to edit his own article some more, and to use [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to upload a slew of [[Shit nobody cares about|random images]] pertaining to Amanda "Mewen" Brown, [[Brittany Holechko]], and [[:File:Kkkkiiiiiled.jpg|half-naked little boys]], further confirming him as a pedophile. He also confirmed himself as a stalker by uploading copies of court documents charging him with stalking younger women at the university he both works at and attends.
[[File:Donald Buffkin fb stalking.jpg|thumb|A winning quote from Donnie's Facebook account.]]
Once his [[dox]] were posted as a result, he futilely attempted to delete them, and when that of course [[Vandalism is pointless|didn't work]], he decided to try to challenge ED some more by [[Dumbass|uploading a photo of his own driver's license]], thus confirming all of his personal information.

This was obviously a desperate plea for attention, considering this is the same kid who was crying in IRC a while back about having this article deleted, and constantly tries to edit it section by section whenever he thinks people aren't paying attention. The only attention this got him of course was [[Fail|another ban]].

In a May 6 Facebook post, Donnie appears to claim ownership for ED's [[Taking down ED|brief hiatus]], despite the face that it was actually due to server costs. [[Luser|None of his 10 friends]] liked the post.

== PsychoCow ==

[[File:Howdareyou.png|230px|thumb|"How dare you post that on ED! I'm gonna cut myself to make you feel guilty!"]]
[[File:Throatslitting.png|thumb|You're lucky that he did not slit his throat to write your name.]]
[[File:Notkillingself.png|thumb|@above, But he won't kill himself, though. But he's gonna do it!]]
[[File:Permissiontoworship.png|thumb|Worshipping a faggot on the Internet with no life permitted.]]
[[File:Blessedbytaxi.png|thumb|''"I have become more, because Taekesi called me a Legende."'']]
Upsetting a true legend like Tablecow may cause him to slit his own throat and use a paint brush to write your name on something that's very near to him. Tablecow admitted to have thoughts of cutting himself, but has excuses not to do so (HINT: because he's a bigger pussy than an emofaggot). This truly is a sign of being a mental disturbed individual, however Tablecow admits that he's nothing more than a resource wasting abomination that needs to be removed from this planet. BUT! He now realized his destiny: his purpose to remain alive in this world is having the permission to [[cocksucking|worship]] [[Taekesi]]. He believes that being called a Legende by Taekesi will make him more than a failure .

{{Quote|Taekesi bestowed on me when he called me a legend|This an big accomplishment in Tablecow's mind.}}

==Taking Down ED==

[[File:Cowcharitylol.png|thumb|right|Donate plz so I can take down ED.]]
[[File:Wtichtrailshuntinglegendescow.png|thumb|right|He will dedicate his life to the cause.]]
One day, Tablecow had the revelation that maybe Taekesi would actually talk to him if he was successful in having the article removed. For a week [[not_gay|straight]], he continuously sockpuppeted each account attempting to blank the article, which resulted in being reverted and he was banned within 30 seconds. The next week, he took a different approach, and tried to make peaceful negotiations in [[ED IRC]].

===ED [[Sock puppet|Accounts]]===

[[File:Tablecowinternetwar.PNG|thumb|right|THE E-WAR RAGES ON!]]
*[[User:Tablecow]] (with an L)
*[[User:TabIecow]] (with an i)
*[[User:TableBomber]]
*[[User:Pleaseletmereasonwithyou]]

===DDoS===

{{squote|Dear Encyclopedia Dramatica I would be much obliged if you would give me and Taekesi legal authority to distributed denial of service your site.
I would like signatures from those legally responsible of Encyclopedia Dramatica that I would not be held liable for any distributed denial of service attacks I will do on your site.
I would also like you to waiver Taekesi from being legally responsible and liable for any distributed denial of service attacks on your site.|Tablecow emailing an ED admin}}

He and Taekesi, ''did'' try to DDoS ED (most likely with one of the many skiddie tools linked to from our own article). Their attack can only be described as "less than successful" seeing as the wiki stayed up throughout the course of the "attack", enabling dedicated EDiots to publish lulz as they were happening.

{{Quote|<garrett> cloudflare is eating up the attack and blacklisting all of your bots, nice ddos|[[gg]]}}

{{Quote|it was just a test ddos for the real one, ed will be removed from the internet|An update}}

After being banned from the channel due to extreme levels of butthurt, he took up [[Tablecow/arbchat|his case in Arbchat]], only to be once more mocked and ridiculed. His [[final solution]] was to attempt to talk with ED admins over Skype. Needless to say, they were not impressed.

===Skype Quotes===

{{Quote|No comment|When asked if he did in fact have a micropenis}}
{{Quote|I do not know that girl at all. Just '''don't upload anything about her'''!|<s>When his girlfriends Facebook was posted.</s> Not his girlfriend, he was pretending to be someone else he knew IRL}}
{{Quote|An [[IP]] is what [[hackers]] use to track people down.|Pointing out the amazingly [[derp|obvious]]}}
{{Quote|I will just fight until it's deleted, we will keep deleting it until it is gone forever.|Tablecow threatening to round up some Taekesi supporters and vandalize a protected article.}}

===LOL I TROLL YOU GUISE===

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<Praetor> a fgt let him speak
* tablecow (~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #ed
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<tablecow> i am not tablecow
<beefrave> THERE WE GO
<tablecow> i am meepsheeps alt
<tablecow> i have been from the start
<rst8> i know
<polyesterpeanut> wh is he
<beefrave> PM
<beefrave> ME
<hipcrime> nope tablecow
<rst8> wheere is meepsheep
<tablecow> yes
<B2> I'm so confused...
<Praetor> buttsex
<hipcrime> fl.vzw
<rst8> what
<tablecow> tablecow never existed
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<hipcrime> rite.
<rst8> WHAT
<hipcrime> ok
<tablecow> this is all meepsheep
<beefrave> meepsheep
<rst8> IM SO CONFUUESED
<beefrave> hit me up
<hipcrime> mhm
<beefrave> om
<Meia> meepsheep
<Praetor> ploy
<Meia> `up
* J87 has quit (client exited: )
<rst8> you arent mod
<tablecow> if you write an article about me you are being trolled by meepsheep
<Mu> lolno
<hipcrime> tablecow is ~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net * Tablecow
<hipcrime> tablecow on #arbchat
<hipcrime> tablecow using allah.irc BISMILLAH AR RAHMAN AR RAHIM
<hipcrime> tablecow has been idle 2mins 19secs, signed on Sat Aug 27 19:34:46
<hipcrime> tablecow End of /WHOIS list.
<hipcrime> -
<hipcrime> tablecow is ~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net * Tablecow
<hipcrime> tablecow on #ed
<hipcrime> tablecow using allah.irc BISMILLAH AR RAHMAN AR RAHIM
<hipcrime> tablecow has been idle 4secs, signed on Sat Aug 27 23:52:16
<rst8> i dont write articles
<hipcrime> tablecow End of /WHOIS list.
<hipcrime> hm
<NekoArc> lol opera
<rst8> i cleane them up
<Meia> meepsheep
<hipcrime> i cooked that up. :D
<tablecow> yes?
<hipcrime> hehe
<Praetor> or perhaps the article itself becomes so believe able its a troll itslef
<Meia> should I delete Taekesi's article?
<rst8> no
<Mu> no
<tablecow> yes
<tablecow> delete taekesi's
<Meia> I'm asking meepsheep
<Meia> ok
<rst8> wait did taekesi ever exist
<tablecow> no
<tablecow> taekesi exists
<rst8> are you srs
<tablecow> but those are not his dox
<Praetor> he srs
<rst8> but is the article false?
<Praetor> yeah they r my dox
<rst8> wat
<Praetor> shhh
<Mu> wait what?
<rst8> .....
<tablecow> yes
<Praetor> you will see in time
<tablecow> and zaiger said not to write anymore about tablecow
<rst8> whee
<Mu> proof
<polyesterpeanut> how do you dox somethings thats fake or am i just being retarded right now
<tablecow> because he found out that tablecow is my alt and ihm is trying to manipulate
<Praetor> unless its a dox of someone else
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After pulling this, ED mods decided to give him his five minutes of glory by deleting the article.

{{Quote|This is... this is the happiest night of my life!}}

To Tablecow's dismay, the article was restored within five minutes, enabling ED admins to [[YHBT|prolong their laughing at him]].

== Constant Whining ==

Donald constantly whines about how unfair it is that we have articles uploaded about him. However the only reason that they are here in the first place is his persistent whining and moaning. If not for being such a paranoid narcissist that rambles on and on about how brutally unjust his middle class suburban life is he would not even have the articles uploaded in the first place. Additionally, he constantly tries to play the victim all while bullying other people who actually do have problems and are well regarded by other people.

A fine example of him playing the victim card [http://pastebin.com/rXKK9ZMb here.] - Ah Shane Hugashit. It was a fine conversation. Shame that Shane is an intellectual termite compared to my Godlike power.

=== Denial of His Micropenis ===

Donald constantly denies having a micropenis. His imaginary ex-girlfriend confirmed that he was a both a virgin and that she broke up with him for his small package. I spent hours with a penis pump trying to look big but it did not even help in the slightest. Although even if my penis was normal sized I would still have a hard time getting an erection because I am constantly getting hit in my groin by women for my unwarranted advances!
My imaginary ex-girlfriend then told my much brothers everything about me. Now everyone thinks that I am even more of a loser.

== Vicious Bullying ==

Donny the Dumbfuck loves to bully and harass those who are actual productive members of society and do things with their time. One such case is a satanist youtuber that he makes fun of for having a garden. Rather than respect the hardwork and dedication put into fostering such a living tribute to nature, Donny mocks him and calls him flowerboy.
This is all documented and can not be deleted no matter how much Donny tries to demand this article be deleted. He can be found whining in IRC chat late at night (probably unable to sleep because of the mean things written about him online).
Whenever caught, he tries to gain sympathy by claiming to [[fact|have no fwiends]]. He also tries many other blame diversion tactics that he is [[stupid|not smart]] enough to carry out.

== [[Dickhead|White Knighting]] ==

Donny constantly defends other people on the internet and plays the hero so that "I can sit back and masturbate to my own image plastered over Jesus Christ's head" (direct quote). In reality Donald does not care about the people he defends in the slightest and only does it to stroke his own ego.

* [[LittleCloud]]
* [[IHM|Brittany Holechko]]
* [[KrappleGuy]]
* [[Ickeriss69]]
* [[Skuee]]
* [[AJcomix]]
* [[Kumichoo]]
* [[dog264]]
* [[Beefrave]]
* [[Taekesi]]
* [[KingMasterReview]]

[[File:TableAsshole.png|300px|right|]]

==Donald the Kiddie Fiddler==

Being the desperate lonely man he is, Tablecow unleashed his immense desire to get laid onto the internet. This lead him to Mewen Brown , 15 year old YouTube troll whom he attempted to solicit nudes from, as well as wrote poetry for his e-girlfriend.

[[file:28AFFC08-BAE7-4CCE-9F0D-64B8C106DFA7.jpeg |200px]]

[[file:77832B6C-479C-4951-9A66-5059D540B3A4.jpeg|200px]]

{{Quote|^___^ 
your the most adorable though 
your beauty is astounding 
i will enjoy writing poetry about you}}

{{Quote|Awesome my friends on runescape our going to be so jealous 
i love you vm ^___^ 
i feel like shouting this fact from the top of a moutain 
i will make a song soon okay?}}

[[file:AAC907DB-717F-4F80-B915-DA7B6B046A13.jpeg |200px]]

Surprisingly, this wasn't the last time that some pedo attempted to e-date Mewen, but that's [[Amber Buttrum|another story]].

[[File:DonnieNudes.jpeg|200px]]
[[File:Damningselfie.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Donniewithdate.jpeg|200px]]
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==Quotes==

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{{morphquote|tcq|background-color:transparent; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|i am thinking of getting my dick cut off so people stop talking about sex| [[DO_IT_FAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT!!!!1]]
|I can masturbate as fast as|wait... as fast as what?
|ed is down and i am not taekesi, taekesi above my level and definately above yours
show some respect|
}}
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== [[Truth|Facts]] ==

* [[White_devil|Has a god complex, does not respect boundaries, and is a control freak]].
* [[Obsessive_Compulsive_Disorder|Obsessive]] creeper that puts pictures of women he harasses on his walls.
* Has an IQ of 112 and an [[SAT]] score of [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|1050/2400]] but claims to be a misunderstood genius whenever he is wrong.
* Begs people to be his friend and is a [[Chick_tracts|radical Christian]].
* Thinks telling people to die in a fire and harassing video bloggers [[No|is win trolling]].
* <s> Viciously bullies innocent people for no reason. </s> Bullies fictional characters and makes offensive comments IRL (when confronted he pretends that he did not say anything wrong, though).
* Entitled asshole that constantly tries to [[personal army]] people against those that offend him slightly.
* Is on video admitting to being the one making fun of himself. I could even be the one who wrote his own articles given how much of an attention seeking loser I am.
* Is a massive coward IRL that almost cries whenever he is talked to.
* Believes trolling is ruining the internet with idiocy and "trying too hard."
* Claims to be a Marxist and a feminist. However. his being a [[goatse|massive asshole]] to women proves this to be a complete falsehood. He also [[Jew|hordes his money]] like the dragon from The Hobbit rather than give to the less fortunate and then moans about income inequality in the United States.
* Constantly yells that he is going to [[an hero]] even though everytime he tries to jump off a bridge, he instead curls into the fetal position and soils himself. Despite no one trying to stop him (even going far as encouraging him), he can not do it... Instead he will continue to troll forums by attrition.
* Spews old memes 24/7 and edit my own article only to try to blame other people.
* Shakes his computer scream and starts yelling if he is losing a video game...
* Attempts to troll himself.
* Lacks trolling etiquette and will attempt to fail troll anyone in his way.
* Hates comic books and devours them.
* Screams obscenities at women entering abortion clinics, then tries to hit them up for dates after their box scraping.
* Believes that he is the most creative man on the planet. [[Asshole|It is a recorded fact though that he copies the brilliant work of other people and publishes it as his own.]]

[[File:Yepstupiddonnydonniedumbfuck.jpg|200px]]

==Pretender ==
Will always whine about people driving by my house and setting me up for stuff. Constantly complains about Verizon stealing/locking his account and about youtube. He also uses his jizz as tooth whitener.
He also is a pseudo intellectual Jew that will attack himself under numerous sock puppets in futile attempts to remain relevant.
[[File:JewishIdiotTryingHard.jpeg|200px]]
[[File:Imachachachia.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Irishtaxiimpersonatorright.jpg|200px]]

== How to Troll ==
* Tell him that his brothers or just someone at his school is conspiring against him and watch him sift through his USB drives of youtube screenshots and start obsessively whining about how there is a plot against him.
* Make fun of his anorexic body, horse face, or tell him what a scumbag he is. Donny will lump you into his enemies list and try to attache you to ED so that he can come into IRC and make empty threats.
* Inform him that he smells like yogurt.
* Call him a script kiddie, failure, or tell him he is irrelevant.
* Remind him that he is an registered sex offender and still a virgin. He will start shrieking at the top of his lungs for you to shut your fucking mouth.
* Inform him that his barrage of racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic jokes are not funny.
* Tell his parents about his idiocy and get them to close his youtube account. He will run to a public library and start up another one.
* Hate on Taekesi... He will praise you and white knight for you to get back at legende. Or praise Taekesi and watch him whine about how you are with ED on a massive conspiracy against him...
* Inform him that no amount of whining will ever have this article removed.
* Defend someone ED has an article about. People might automatically assume he did it and Donald has no problem taking credit for accomplishments that he did not do.
* Tell him that there are women out there smarter than him and he will call you various names and swing at you with his skinny arms.

==Wanted Dead or Alive==
Unable to clear his cookies Donnie Dumbfuck made the grave mistake of fucking with Great Britain
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==Battle of the buttplugs==
Feuding with an underaged spic terrorist hacker named mega savage. Mega threatened to lynch Tablecows family and made various threats to Tablecow who tried to impersonate megafaggot.

[[File:Megathreateningtablecow.png|270px]]

[[File:Myselftoldtoanhero.png|270px]]

[[File:Meganigger.jpeg|270px]]

[[File:Megaedgelord.jpeg|270px]]

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[[File:truefear.jpeg|270px]]

[[File:meganegrosfail.jpeg|270px]]

[[File:powerpain.jpeg|270px]]

==Pledging Allegiance to Trump==
Being the desperate subpar sheep he is Donald campaigned for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and seems to be doing the same in 2024. Not for the lulz but for women he stalked hooking up with Mexicans and blacks.

Believing himself to be of Gods chosen people and thus entitled to any girl he wants I throw massive hissy fits when my forever alone status is confirmed.

== Heat with Fellow Jews==
Donnie’s failed dreams of being an actor came to an end with Donnie’s brief visit to Hollywood to do as many auditions as possible. He was mocked for trying too hard, being delusional, and being generally a repulsive human being.

Hacking into Donnie’s Fscj proves he was trying to be famous taking drama and drawing classes. Contacting his classmates reveals he passed said classes out of pity. Donald’s demand for fame and his perceived gatekeeping of fame by the “Hollywood elite” made him hate Jewish people despite being part Jew himself.

[[File:BadBrain.jpeg|270px]]

==See Also==

* [[Donald Buffkin]] - Another entire article's worth of drama related to this luser
* [[Taekesi]]
* [[Kumichoo]]
* [[Aspergers]]
* [[Micropenis]]
* [[Tablecow/Logs]]
* [[Tablecow/arbchat]]
* [[Rootbrian]] - Another faggot dreaming to take down ED who covered the Tablecow/Mewen drama
* [[Libertarian Fox]] - Another faggot who failed to take down ED who's coincidentally from the [[Florida|same state]] as Tablecow, which is quickly coming to be known as the Tryhard State
* [[USI]]
* [[Shit nobody cares about]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Dumb ass]] - I am behind a proxy web! I am untraceable and completely anonymous!
* [[Inconsistent personality disorder]]
* [[Paranoid personality disorder]]
* [[Histrionic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]

==External Links==

*{{facebook|donaldrbuffkin}}{{priv}} - active account
*{{facebook|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account
*{{twitter|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved
*<s>{{yt|u|Tablecow}}</s> '''Original Baleeted!''' [https://www.youtube.com/@Tablecow but OH SHIT IT'S BEEN REVIVED!!!!]
*<s>{{yt|u|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
*{{yt|u|Bombermanfan2}}
*<s>{{yt|u|TsuriSatsujinKen}}</s>
*<s>{{yt|u|MyselfIsLegend}}</s> - impersonating Taekesi
*{{deviantart|Tablecow}} - Scouring for hate art and demanding [[No|THEY BE TAKEN DOWN NOW!!!!!]]
*[http://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/shocker21193 Xbox Live gamertag]
*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/LostVoyager PSN ID]
*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ EDF account]
*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/SatireOfComedy Steam]

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[[file:Wannabetaekesi.jpeg |235px|thumb|right|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]
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[[File:Indent2.jpg |200px|thumb|right|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]

Enter '''[[:File:1314517267489.png|Tablecow]]''', aka [[Powerword|Donald Rowland Buffkin]] (born Feb. 11, 1993) {{jew}}, a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year-old perfectly stable good guy from Jacksonville, Florida, determined to rebuild ED for the one he loves, [[Taekesi]].

It all began in late 2008 on Youtube, when he created an account pretending to be [[Ickeriss69]] and went on defending him to the masses. This caught the attention of some users and he began getting praised. His dox were dropped, and he decided to stay on the internet in a typical nonchalant sigma fashion.

Little did everyone know that he'd be back with a vengeance, by getting involved with an anti-troll group on Youtube (very relevant to mention, go subscribe!) and then white knighting [[Taekesi]], a successful Youtube hacker. All of this has lead up to his e-life causing some serious shit for his real life, such as his slutty girlfriend Kammy getting dumped because she just wasn't what Buffkin needed at the time, as well as his parents finally giving him the praise and recognition he deserved, thus taking away any amount of low self esteem he might have had.

== A [[Retard|Challenger]] Appears ==
{{Quote|I've sent Taekesi about 100 messages on YouTube, he's replied to one of them so far.}}
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[[File:EXPOSEDASBUTTHURT.png|220px|thumb|right|"Do not talk shit about me or I will spend tireless hours trying to tie you into a trolling group."]]

Tablecow has had quite the hard life, bullied IRL and OTI. But that didn't stop him from persevering and following his dreams. Being the accepted by his family for being a socially awesome gentle soul, he naturally gains approval from his internet peers due to these good personality traits.

He openly admitted to having a [[Micropenis|2 inch penis]] and being anti sex because it ruins friendships, despite his voice being full of testosterone and sounding like he's ready to accept any throbbing vagina in his drooling mouth at any second. Regardless of the size of his penis, Tablecow could get all the tail if he actually wanted to. Incredibly, it has been observed that Tablecow is [[autistic]], as displayed by his unrealistic expectations of the internet as a whole. Not everyone's souls are as gentle as his own. He's also prone to defend furries as they're not as evil as people make them out to be. His die hard fanboyism of Taekesi has lead him to great opportunities for sex. Even his internet god Taekesi loves him.

=== Round 2 ===

Not learning from his first bout with trolls on the internet, Tablecow came back in 2011 and this time, ED caught his attention. Going as far as to write to ED administrators asking for permission to DDoS the site, he also came into IRC crying about Taekesi's article not being deleted. As per usual, he was laughed off of IRC for having a micro-penis and he decided to take his angst out on mic for everyone to hear (with recorded goodness).

During this time, he impersonated some guy he knew IRL named Joseph, an actual cool bro whose Facebook profile revealed himself knee deep in bitches (this being the ideal lifestyle for Tablecow). While impersonating him, he made several comments about Joseph's (now-ex) girlfriend such as, "that beautiful angel", along with being completely up to date on the two's relationship status, confirming himself as a legitimate e-stalker.

=== Tabletard Never Learns ===

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In 2014 he resurfaced yet another time to try to edit his own article some more, and to use [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to upload a slew of [[Shit nobody cares about|random images]] pertaining to Amanda "Mewen" Brown, [[Brittany Holechko]], and [[:File:Kkkkiiiiiled.jpg|half-naked little boys]], further confirming him as a pedophile. He also confirmed himself as a stalker by uploading copies of court documents charging him with stalking younger women at the university he both works at and attends.
[[File:Donald Buffkin fb stalking.jpg|thumb|A winning quote from Donnie's Facebook account.]]
Once his [[dox]] were posted as a result, he futilely attempted to delete them, and when that of course [[Vandalism is pointless|didn't work]], he decided to try to challenge ED some more by [[Dumbass|uploading a photo of his own driver's license]], thus confirming all of his personal information.

This was obviously a desperate plea for attention, considering this is the same kid who was crying in IRC a while back about having this article deleted, and constantly tries to edit it section by section whenever he thinks people aren't paying attention. The only attention this got him of course was [[Fail|another ban]].

In a May 6 Facebook post, Donnie appears to claim ownership for ED's [[Taking down ED|brief hiatus]], despite the face that it was actually due to server costs. [[Luser|None of his 10 friends]] liked the post.

== PsychoCow ==

[[File:Howdareyou.png|230px|thumb|"How dare you post that on ED! I'm gonna cut myself to make you feel guilty!"]]
[[File:Throatslitting.png|thumb|You're lucky that he did not slit his throat to write your name.]]
[[File:Notkillingself.png|thumb|@above, But he won't kill himself, though. But he's gonna do it!]]
[[File:Permissiontoworship.png|thumb|Worshipping a faggot on the Internet with no life permitted.]]
[[File:Blessedbytaxi.png|thumb|''"I have become more, because Taekesi called me a Legende."'']]
Upsetting a true legend like Tablecow may cause him to slit his own throat and use a paint brush to write your name on something that's very near to him. Tablecow admitted to have thoughts of cutting himself, but has excuses not to do so (HINT: because he's a bigger pussy than an emofaggot). This truly is a sign of being a mental disturbed individual, however Tablecow admits that he's nothing more than a resource wasting abomination that needs to be removed from this planet. BUT! He now realized his destiny: his purpose to remain alive in this world is having the permission to [[cocksucking|worship]] [[Taekesi]]. He believes that being called a Legende by Taekesi will make him more than a failure .

{{Quote|Taekesi bestowed on me when he called me a legend|This an big accomplishment in Tablecow's mind.}}

==Taking Down ED==

[[File:Cowcharitylol.png|thumb|right|Donate plz so I can take down ED.]]
[[File:Wtichtrailshuntinglegendescow.png|thumb|right|He will dedicate his life to the cause.]]
One day, Tablecow had the revelation that maybe Taekesi would actually talk to him if he was successful in having the article removed. For a week [[not_gay|straight]], he continuously sockpuppeted each account attempting to blank the article, which resulted in being reverted and he was banned within 30 seconds. The next week, he took a different approach, and tried to make peaceful negotiations in [[ED IRC]].

===ED [[Sock puppet|Accounts]]===

[[File:Tablecowinternetwar.PNG|thumb|right|THE E-WAR RAGES ON!]]
*[[User:Tablecow]] (with an L)
*[[User:TabIecow]] (with an i)
*[[User:TableBomber]]
*[[User:Pleaseletmereasonwithyou]]

===DDoS===

{{squote|Dear Encyclopedia Dramatica I would be much obliged if you would give me and Taekesi legal authority to distributed denial of service your site.
I would like signatures from those legally responsible of Encyclopedia Dramatica that I would not be held liable for any distributed denial of service attacks I will do on your site.
I would also like you to waiver Taekesi from being legally responsible and liable for any distributed denial of service attacks on your site.|Tablecow emailing an ED admin}}

He and Taekesi, ''did'' try to DDoS ED (most likely with one of the many skiddie tools linked to from our own article). Their attack can only be described as "less than successful" seeing as the wiki stayed up throughout the course of the "attack", enabling dedicated EDiots to publish lulz as they were happening.

{{Quote|<garrett> cloudflare is eating up the attack and blacklisting all of your bots, nice ddos|[[gg]]}}

{{Quote|it was just a test ddos for the real one, ed will be removed from the internet|An update}}

After being banned from the channel due to extreme levels of butthurt, he took up [[Tablecow/arbchat|his case in Arbchat]], only to be once more mocked and ridiculed. His [[final solution]] was to attempt to talk with ED admins over Skype. Needless to say, they were not impressed.

===Skype Quotes===

{{Quote|No comment|When asked if he did in fact have a micropenis}}
{{Quote|I do not know that girl at all. Just '''don't upload anything about her'''!|<s>When his girlfriends Facebook was posted.</s> Not his girlfriend, he was pretending to be someone else he knew IRL}}
{{Quote|An [[IP]] is what [[hackers]] use to track people down.|Pointing out the amazingly [[derp|obvious]]}}
{{Quote|I will just fight until it's deleted, we will keep deleting it until it is gone forever.|Tablecow threatening to round up some Taekesi supporters and vandalize a protected article.}}

===LOL I TROLL YOU GUISE===

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<Praetor> a fgt let him speak
* tablecow (~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #ed
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<tablecow> i am not tablecow
<beefrave> THERE WE GO
<tablecow> i am meepsheeps alt
<tablecow> i have been from the start
<rst8> i know
<polyesterpeanut> wh is he
<beefrave> PM
<beefrave> ME
<hipcrime> nope tablecow
<rst8> wheere is meepsheep
<tablecow> yes
<B2> I'm so confused...
<Praetor> buttsex
<hipcrime> fl.vzw
<rst8> what
<tablecow> tablecow never existed
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<hipcrime> rite.
<rst8> WHAT
<hipcrime> ok
<tablecow> this is all meepsheep
<beefrave> meepsheep
<rst8> IM SO CONFUUESED
<beefrave> hit me up
<hipcrime> mhm
<beefrave> om
<Meia> meepsheep
<Praetor> ploy
<Meia> `up
* J87 has quit (client exited: )
<rst8> you arent mod
<tablecow> if you write an article about me you are being trolled by meepsheep
<Mu> lolno
<hipcrime> tablecow is ~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net * Tablecow
<hipcrime> tablecow on #arbchat
<hipcrime> tablecow using allah.irc BISMILLAH AR RAHMAN AR RAHIM
<hipcrime> tablecow has been idle 2mins 19secs, signed on Sat Aug 27 19:34:46
<hipcrime> tablecow End of /WHOIS list.
<hipcrime> -
<hipcrime> tablecow is ~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net * Tablecow
<hipcrime> tablecow on #ed
<hipcrime> tablecow using allah.irc BISMILLAH AR RAHMAN AR RAHIM
<hipcrime> tablecow has been idle 4secs, signed on Sat Aug 27 23:52:16
<rst8> i dont write articles
<hipcrime> tablecow End of /WHOIS list.
<hipcrime> hm
<NekoArc> lol opera
<rst8> i cleane them up
<Meia> meepsheep
<hipcrime> i cooked that up. :D
<tablecow> yes?
<hipcrime> hehe
<Praetor> or perhaps the article itself becomes so believe able its a troll itslef
<Meia> should I delete Taekesi's article?
<rst8> no
<Mu> no
<tablecow> yes
<tablecow> delete taekesi's
<Meia> I'm asking meepsheep
<Meia> ok
<rst8> wait did taekesi ever exist
<tablecow> no
<tablecow> taekesi exists
<rst8> are you srs
<tablecow> but those are not his dox
<Praetor> he srs
<rst8> but is the article false?
<Praetor> yeah they r my dox
<rst8> wat
<Praetor> shhh
<Mu> wait what?
<rst8> .....
<tablecow> yes
<Praetor> you will see in time
<tablecow> and zaiger said not to write anymore about tablecow
<rst8> whee
<Mu> proof
<polyesterpeanut> how do you dox somethings thats fake or am i just being retarded right now
<tablecow> because he found out that tablecow is my alt and ihm is trying to manipulate
<Praetor> unless its a dox of someone else
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After pulling this, ED mods decided to give him his five minutes of glory by deleting the article.

{{Quote|This is... this is the happiest night of my life!}}

To Tablecow's dismay, the article was restored within five minutes, enabling ED admins to [[YHBT|prolong their laughing at him]].

== Constant Whining ==

Donald constantly whines about how unfair it is that we have articles uploaded about him. However the only reason that they are here in the first place is his persistent whining and moaning. If not for being such a paranoid narcissist that rambles on and on about how brutally unjust his middle class suburban life is he would not even have the articles uploaded in the first place. Additionally, he constantly tries to play the victim all while bullying other people who actually do have problems and are well regarded by other people.

A fine example of him playing the victim card [http://pastebin.com/rXKK9ZMb here.] - Ah Shane Hugashit. It was a fine conversation. Shame that Shane is an intellectual termite compared to my Godlike power.

=== Denial of His Micropenis ===

Donald constantly denies having a micropenis. His imaginary ex-girlfriend confirmed that he was a both a virgin and that she broke up with him for his small package. I spent hours with a penis pump trying to look big but it did not even help in the slightest. Although even if my penis was normal sized I would still have a hard time getting an erection because I am constantly getting hit in my groin by women for my unwarranted advances!
My imaginary ex-girlfriend then told my much brothers everything about me. Now everyone thinks that I am even more of a loser.

== Vicious Bullying ==

Donny the Dumbfuck loves to bully and harass those who are actual productive members of society and do things with their time. One such case is a satanist youtuber that he makes fun of for having a garden. Rather than respect the hardwork and dedication put into fostering such a living tribute to nature, Donny mocks him and calls him flowerboy.
This is all documented and can not be deleted no matter how much Donny tries to demand this article be deleted. He can be found whining in IRC chat late at night (probably unable to sleep because of the mean things written about him online).
Whenever caught, he tries to gain sympathy by claiming to [[fact|have no fwiends]]. He also tries many other blame diversion tactics that he is [[stupid|not smart]] enough to carry out.

== [[Dickhead|White Knighting]] ==

Donny constantly defends other people on the internet and plays the hero so that "I can sit back and masturbate to my own image plastered over Jesus Christ's head" (direct quote). In reality Donald does not care about the people he defends in the slightest and only does it to stroke his own ego.

* [[LittleCloud]]
* [[IHM|Brittany Holechko]]
* [[KrappleGuy]]
* [[Ickeriss69]]
* [[Skuee]]
* [[AJcomix]]
* [[Kumichoo]]
* [[dog264]]
* [[Beefrave]]
* [[Taekesi]]
* [[KingMasterReview]]

[[File:TableAsshole.png|300px|right|]]

==Donald the Kiddie Fiddler==

Being the desperate lonely man he is, Tablecow unleashed his immense desire to get laid onto the internet. This lead him to Mewen Brown , 15 year old YouTube troll whom he attempted to solicit nudes from, as well as wrote poetry for his e-girlfriend.

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{{Quote|^___^ 
your the most adorable though 
your beauty is astounding 
i will enjoy writing poetry about you}}

{{Quote|Awesome my friends on runescape our going to be so jealous 
i love you vm ^___^ 
i feel like shouting this fact from the top of a moutain 
i will make a song soon okay?}}

[[file:AAC907DB-717F-4F80-B915-DA7B6B046A13.jpeg |200px]]

Surprisingly, this wasn't the last time that some pedo attempted to e-date Mewen, but that's [[Amber Buttrum|another story]].

[[File:DonnieNudes.jpeg|200px]]
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==Quotes==

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|i am thinking of getting my dick cut off so people stop talking about sex| [[DO_IT_FAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT!!!!1]]
|I can masturbate as fast as|wait... as fast as what?
|ed is down and i am not taekesi, taekesi above my level and definately above yours
show some respect|
}}
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== [[Truth|Facts]] ==

* [[White_devil|Has a god complex, does not respect boundaries, and is a control freak]].
* [[Obsessive_Compulsive_Disorder|Obsessive]] creeper that puts pictures of women he harasses on his walls.
* Has an IQ of 112 and an [[SAT]] score of [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|1050/2400]] but claims to be a misunderstood genius whenever he is wrong.
* Begs people to be his friend and is a [[Chick_tracts|radical Christian]].
* Thinks telling people to die in a fire and harassing video bloggers [[No|is win trolling]].
* <s> Viciously bullies innocent people for no reason. </s> Bullies fictional characters and makes offensive comments IRL (when confronted he pretends that he did not say anything wrong, though).
* Entitled asshole that constantly tries to [[personal army]] people against those that offend him slightly.
* Is on video admitting to being the one making fun of himself. I could even be the one who wrote his own articles given how much of an attention seeking loser I am.
* Is a massive coward IRL that almost cries whenever he is talked to.
* Believes trolling is ruining the internet with idiocy and "trying too hard."
* Claims to be a Marxist and a feminist. However. his being a [[goatse|massive asshole]] to women proves this to be a complete falsehood. He also [[Jew|hordes his money]] like the dragon from The Hobbit rather than give to the less fortunate and then moans about income inequality in the United States.
* Constantly yells that he is going to [[an hero]] even though everytime he tries to jump off a bridge, he instead curls into the fetal position and soils himself. Despite no one trying to stop him (even going far as encouraging him), he can not do it... Instead he will continue to troll forums by attrition.
* Spews old memes 24/7 and edit my own article only to try to blame other people.
* Shakes his computer scream and starts yelling if he is losing a video game...
* Attempts to troll himself.
* Lacks trolling etiquette and will attempt to fail troll anyone in his way.
* Hates comic books and devours them.
* Screams obscenities at women entering abortion clinics, then tries to hit them up for dates after their box scraping.
* Believes that he is the most creative man on the planet. [[Asshole|It is a recorded fact though that he copies the brilliant work of other people and publishes it as his own.]]

[[File:Yepstupiddonnydonniedumbfuck.jpg|200px]]

==Pretender ==
Will always whine about people driving by my house and setting me up for stuff. Constantly complains about Verizon stealing/locking his account and about youtube. He also uses his jizz as tooth whitener.
He also is a pseudo intellectual Jew that will attack himself under numerous sock puppets in futile attempts to remain relevant.
[[File:JewishIdiotTryingHard.jpeg|200px]]
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== How to Troll ==
* Tell him that his brothers or just someone at his school is conspiring against him and watch him sift through his USB drives of youtube screenshots and start obsessively whining about how there is a plot against him.
* Make fun of his anorexic body, horse face, or tell him what a scumbag he is. Donny will lump you into his enemies list and try to attache you to ED so that he can come into IRC and make empty threats.
* Inform him that he smells like yogurt.
* Call him a script kiddie, failure, or tell him he is irrelevant.
* Remind him that he is an registered sex offender and still a virgin. He will start shrieking at the top of his lungs for you to shut your fucking mouth.
* Inform him that his barrage of racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic jokes are not funny.
* Tell his parents about his idiocy and get them to close his youtube account. He will run to a public library and start up another one.
* Hate on Taekesi... He will praise you and white knight for you to get back at legende. Or praise Taekesi and watch him whine about how you are with ED on a massive conspiracy against him...
* Inform him that no amount of whining will ever have this article removed.
* Defend someone ED has an article about. People might automatically assume he did it and Donald has no problem taking credit for accomplishments that he did not do.
* Tell him that there are women out there smarter than him and he will call you various names and swing at you with his skinny arms.

==Wanted Dead or Alive==
Unable to clear his cookies Donnie Dumbfuck made the grave mistake of fucking with Great Britain
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==Battle of the buttplugs==
Feuding with an underaged spic terrorist hacker named mega savage. Mega threatened to lynch Tablecows family and made various threats to Tablecow who tried to impersonate megafaggot.

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==Pledging Allegiance to Trump==
Being the desperate subpar sheep he is Donald campaigned for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and seems to be doing the same in 2024. Not for the lulz but for women he stalked hooking up with Mexicans and blacks.

Believing himself to be of Gods chosen people and thus entitled to any girl he wants I throw massive hissy fits when my forever alone status is confirmed.

== Heat with Fellow Jews==
Donnie’s failed dreams of being an actor came to an end with Donnie’s brief visit to Hollywood to do as many auditions as possible. He was mocked for trying too hard, being delusional, and being generally a repulsive human being.

Hacking into Donnie’s Fscj proves he was trying to be famous taking drama and drawing classes. Contacting his classmates reveals he passed said classes out of pity. Donald’s demand for fame and his perceived gatekeeping of fame by the “Hollywood elite” made him hate Jewish people despite being part Jew himself.

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==See Also==

* [[Donald Buffkin]] - Another entire article's worth of drama related to this luser
* [[Taekesi]]
* [[Kumichoo]]
* [[Aspergers]]
* [[Micropenis]]
* [[Tablecow/Logs]]
* [[Tablecow/arbchat]]
* [[Rootbrian]] - Another faggot dreaming to take down ED who covered the Tablecow/Mewen drama
* [[Libertarian Fox]] - Another faggot who failed to take down ED who's coincidentally from the [[Florida|same state]] as Tablecow, which is quickly coming to be known as the Tryhard State
* [[USI]]
* [[Shit nobody cares about]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Dumb ass]] - I am behind a proxy web! I am untraceable and completely anonymous!
* [[Inconsistent personality disorder]]
* [[Paranoid personality disorder]]
* [[Histrionic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]

==External Links==

*{{facebook|donaldrbuffkin}}{{priv}} - active account
*{{facebook|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account
*{{twitter|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved
*<s>{{yt|u|Tablecow}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
*<s>{{yt|u|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
*{{yt|u|Bombermanfan2}}
*<s>{{yt|u|TsuriSatsujinKen}}</s>
*<s>{{yt|u|MyselfIsLegend}}</s> - impersonating Taekesi
*{{deviantart|Tablecow}} - Scouring for hate art and demanding [[No|THEY BE TAKEN DOWN NOW!!!!!]]
*[http://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/shocker21193 Xbox Live gamertag]
*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/LostVoyager PSN ID]
*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ EDF account]
*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/SatireOfComedy Steam]

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|<wikiaddict> Oh no, what did you take pictures of yourself doing? <bomberman> Fully clothed and hugging a carpet.| Oh the wholesomeness!
|<bomberman> I am a male named Donald Buffkin residing in Jacksonville Florida.|WARNING TO ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS! THIS MAN IS A HARD WORKER AND HAS A HISTORY OF [[Awesome|BEING ON TIME, EARLY, EVEN]] TO ALL OF HIS PAST JOBS [[Asking for it|HIRE HIM]]!}}
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'''Bombermanfan''' (a.k.a. '''[[Tablecow]]''', '''[[Pokemon|Digimon]]''', '''[[lolwut|Donnie]]''', and '''[[Powerword|(((Donald Rowland Buffkin)))]]'''; born February 11, 1993) {{jew}} is a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year old self-admitted fierce tiger, badass troll, and overall swell guy in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "''bombermanfan''" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been [[b&|banned]] from while using the username "''bomberman''".

He has a long and wholesome history of loving his [[cat]], Frosty, and [[Secks|loving others]], and also has admitted to having a swag problem and a big[[penis|heart]]. After repeatedly flaming and trolling on various forums and YouTube accounts and having [[nudes]] of him humping a carpet leaked, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled [[BAWWW|emo-rants]] and issuing empty threats of hacking... [[CSIII]], act like you know nigga!

He then made a [[Chad]] out of himself in [[ED IRC]] by conducting epic floods, making people get his articles taken down, and threatening to [[Taking down ED|take down ED]] by [[Facepalm|pasting YouTube links into IRC]]. You can find Donnie today using [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to attempt to make ED seemingly a better, more wholesome place. [[Chris-Chan]], [[Kumichoo]], [[Null]], [[Taekesi]], and a few others are some of Donald's favorite [[lolcow|lolcows]].

==McLeodGaming==

[[File:Bomberban.PNG|thumb|right|The entire user base supported him all the way...]]
[[File:Bombermanraid.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's failed raid of McLeod after being banned.]]
{{Quote|my name is bombermanfan and i have no connection to bomberman|Hey guys, I think this one is legit}}
{{Quote|I never ddosed anything. I never hacked anything. I lied about my bro hacking to scare the trolls on McLeodGaming|How can we trust ANYTHING you say?!?!}}

Bomber gained quick popularity on the [[McLeodGaming]] forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being [[banned|executed]] from the forums.

{{squote|Unfortunately it's not fully about breaking rules this time, '''you basically became a nuisance''' to the majority of members on the forums with '''all your complaints and such'''. I can't keep you on the forums if you're going to disrupt the place, and I feel that you have trouble getting along with other users and vice versa, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's other places besides MG, so don't feel like it's the end of the world just cuz you can't log in, you can still look around if you want. But you bring too much drama to the forums and with the new policy I need to start controlling who I let on my forums, since if I don't it will be come unmanageable and I'll never get SSF2 done |The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him}}

===Sockpuppetry===

[[File:Isbomberman.PNG|thumb|right|The furfag makes a good point.]]
[[File:Donald buffkin fb2.jpg|thumb|right|CUNT IN THE HEADLIGHTS!]]
[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|thumb|Donnie did ED. Never forget.]]
Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rogue admin on [[TOW]]. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.

{{squote|i am not bomberman but i asked my friend about why bomberman was hated and you guys mostly have false presumptions
that is not hacking
that was a raid and it is nothing compared to the old raid bomberman was harassed earlier
on the old forums they called him b$%&# and claimed to have his photograph despite it all being a masterminded scheme to teach a lesson against sexism

bomberman was banned on the forum for no reason other than trolls hating him and then did the raid which lasted like one message
bomberman was banned right after making a topic called f#%$& you

that is hardly anything to what ryankajito and the others did to the old forums

in essence bomberman was banned multiple times because trolls practically ran the old mg and bomberman was then permabanned for such reason
bomberman was told that he (not she and you guys need to seriously take that out of the article) he was not welcomeback
bomberman did not "hack" mg and to my knowledge noone did (yes not even ryankajito)

bomberman never "raided" the forums either because when he tried to keep making topics telling cleod the f-word the computer was really slow (watch the video) and only one topic was made (which was swiftly deleted and noone saw)
if you call that a raid the old forums had horrendous images posted in its raids constantly}}

==Delicious logs==

{{cs2|log|[[Furfag]] and 1337 [[h4x0r]] brother|
Kyzak says: BOMBERMAN SAYS
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber says you're a jerk Slayar
§łǻүąя says: Okay
Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU OFF
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
bomberman says: NO
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar jerk a you're says Bomber
§łǻүąя says: Lolwut
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And I
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gets popcorn*
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: No
Kyzak says: Srsly, Slayar
§łǻүąя says: Share some with me
Kyzak says: she wants to suck you off
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: She wants to flip you off
§łǻүąя says: I'mm hungry
bomberman says: say he will be banned by friday prolly
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>hands some popcorn*
Kyzak says: OH
§łǻүąя says: Thanks
Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY,
Kyzak says: SLAYAR
Kyzak says: MAN
Kyzak says: LUCKY YOU
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You'll be banned by friday probably, sez bomber
bomberman says: NO
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
Kyzak says: GET TO TORTURE THE BITCH AND GET LAID BY HER
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Repeat after me
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: wasn't the new demo supposed to be out today? >_>
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: t(-.-t)
§łǻүąя says: Lol
Kyzak says: stfurawr
Kyzak says: stop fucking begging for demos
§łǻүąя says: SMILIES
Kyzak says: Full is never gonna cum out
§łǻүąя says: THEY HURT
bomberman says: Shut up kyzak
Kyzak says: of cleod's cum penis
§łǻүąя says: MY SOOUUULL
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: WHAT THE FUCK
Kyzak says: ROYMASTER4]
Kyzak says: IS A MOD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FTW
§łǻүąя says: You just noticed?
Kyzak says: FTFL
Kyzak says: STS
bomberman says: Tell slayar he needs to get help
Kyzak says: Slayar
Kyzak says: She needs help
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar, you need to get help
Kyzak says: have any friends to help her suck you off?
bomberman says: stop bullying people that it wont fix his problems
§łǻүąя says: What?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hmm?
§łǻүąя says: I was starting up hl2
§łǻүąя says: Something about help?
Kyzak says: leave the conversation
Kyzak says: den
Kyzak says: Also
Kyzak says: She needs help sucking you off
Kyzak says: that's what she said
§łǻүąя says: Lololol
§łǻүąя says: I wouldn't let her touch me with a 50 foot poll
§łǻүąя says: Pole*
Kyzak says: Yeh
Kyzak says: She r ugly
Kyzak says: fugly even
§łǻүąя says: Meh
§łǻүąя says: Not fugly
bomberman says: OMG FUCKING SHUT UP
Kyzak says: She should just go be an hero
§łǻүąя says: But that nose creeps me out
Kyzak says: amirite, gais?
§łǻүąя says: She has a fucking HUGE nose
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: true that
bomberman says: leave me alone
§łǻүąя says: You could drive a semi in that thing
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ya
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'll go Jackie Chan on yall
bomberman says: ill show yall
Kyzak says: How much of a whore you are?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: PERMA BLOCK'D
bomberman says: grow up
bomberman says: Kyzak
§łǻүąя says: Lmao
§łǻүąя says: Kay so kyzak
Kyzak says: Yahrite, Mike
Kyzak says: I'm finished.
bomberman says: BYE
Kyzak says: Bomberwummen has been pwnt.
bomberman says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You all need another chance
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: CLEOD STYLE FTW
Kyzak says: We've had a thousand chances.
bomberman says: Because Im sending this to cleod HA
Kyzak says: Cleod style?
§łǻүąя says: That's like
§łǻүąя says: When
Kyzak says: Cleod style is permaban if you get one demerit
§łǻүąя says: I'MA PERMA
Kyzak says: one moar demerit*
§łǻүąя says: And then
§łǻүąя says: i'll let you off in a week
Kyzak says: Only
bomberman says: IM ALLREADY PERMA BANNED
Kyzak says: With bomberwummen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: What happened to giving 30247320 chances?
Kyzak says: It's
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: THAT'S CLEOD STYLE
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DUMBASS
Kyzak says: "GIVEING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE"
Kyzak says: 3 minutes latar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have now turned green
bomberman says: Brb im going to go get my bros book on ips
Kyzak says: I'm silver.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and grown 3409372074302730743749032 my original size
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG
Kyzak says: And I can throw silver board into your stomache.
Kyzak says: GOOOORE.
§łǻүąя says: Well, how do i shot web?
Kyzak says: Well
Kyzak says: First
Kyzak says: You fiar your lazar
Kyzak says: Then you stop using really old memes and being cancer for all of the interblargh.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm now going to jump on buildings, rip cars in half, and do a whole bunch of other crap for no reason
§łǻүąя says: Old memes are better than new ones
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: But
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: eh
§łǻүąя says: By a long shot
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Squirtle
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Could
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: KICK
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: MY
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ASS
Kyzak says: But ehh,
Kyzak says: You fail at using memes.
§łǻүąя says: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE
§łǻүąя says: oR
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You fail at fuckin LIEF
§łǻүąя says: How does i shot web?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: k?
Kyzak says: But ehh, squitrle could kick all of their asses.
Kyzak says: MARSHTOMP
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee:
Kyzak says: BITCHES
Kyzak says: Marshtomp
Kyzak says: Can go
Kyzak says: "MARSH!"
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bungie Security Guard FTW
Kyzak says: "TOMP!"
§łǻүąя says: KAY TIEM TO PLAI HL2
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hai giz
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>giez
Kyzak says: ..
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: i r get sega's new console
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: the Puu
Kyzak says: i r get fap fap fap.
Kyzak says: [/fake]
§łǻүąя says: K be back later
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T BE BACK LATER
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FUCKTARD
Kyzak says: Well
Kyzak says: One thing to do nao
Kyzak says: go use that picture Despot gave me of Winry. <3
§łǻүąя says: Lawl
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: or use Bombers ya whore
§łǻүąя says: Ehh
Kyzak says: HAY MIKE
Kyzak says: WANT SOME FMA PORN?
bomberman says: lucky i couldnt find it
§łǻүąя has left the conversation.
Kyzak says: ANYONE?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
Kyzak says: FMA PORN?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FMA PORN IS FUCKING GAY
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: SONIC IS THE NEW FMA
Kyzak says: ..
Kyzak says: Fucking furfag.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: .....................
Kyzak says: Yiff in hell.
Kyzak says: You motherfucker
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: There's actually something I can and WILL do
bomberman says: he could mess up the whole internet if he wanted to
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: LMAO.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Impossible
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH
§łǻүąя says: Wow
§łǻүąя says: Jesus bomberman
§łǻүąя says: You'll beleive anything
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: anyone can do that
bomberman says: shut up
Kyzak says: Bomberwummenthatbelongsinthekitchen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: My dad works for an internet company
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: all they gotta do is hack myspace
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: he can send emails
bomberman says: I KNOW MIKE
Kyzak says: GO MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, BITCH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: from other people's email addresses
§łǻүąя says: There's the word Faggot on the ceiling
bomberman says: Shut up Kyzak
§łǻүąя says: Look up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (not to you, bomber)
§łǻүąя says: I bet she looked
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hmmm
Kyzak says: That must be what happened to Sir Pedophile The Curved Dick
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: now I want a sammich D:
bomberman says: Shut up slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: So if I really want to
§łǻүąя says: NO U
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I can spam people using your own email addresses
Kyzak says: so do I, rawr
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Oshi?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Ya, I'm thinkin OSHI
Kyzak says: YOSHI.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: OHSHI-- YOU!
Kyzak says: That's what Kirby says
Kyzak says: During using
Kyzak says: TEH DREAMZ SWORD
Kyzak says: IN TEH BRAWL.
Kyzak says: AND TEH SSF.
Kyzak says: AND TEH PENIS.
bomberman says: Its the not teh
Kyzak says: stfuniggerwumme
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not teh...
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
Kyzak says: n
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: naughty?
§łǻүąя says: hey kyzak
Kyzak says: Yus?
§łǻүąя says: Is it okay to delete the folder that you get from downloading the torrent
§łǻүąя says: After it's installed
Kyzak says: yus
§łǻүąя says: k
bomberman says: Im sending this to cleod
Kyzak says: Go ahead.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: zomg wii is blue
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: brb
Kyzak says: It's not on the fucking forums
Kyzak says: So he can't do shit.
bomberman says: he will unban me
bomberman says: and ban yall
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a good question
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: That will be laughed at
Kyzak says: Whatever you need to tell yourself.
§łǻүąя says: YOU DON'T GET THE POINT YOU FUCKTARD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And not answered
§łǻүąя says: HE BANNED YOU ALL
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: But I'm going to ask it anyways
Kyzak says: What, Mike?
bomberman says: i dont see proof
Kyzak says: .
§łǻүąя says: OH really
§łǻүąя says: Okay
§łǻүąя says: Hold on
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: How does Bomber know who I am?
Kyzak says: Because she's a fucking stalker bitchnigger
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Besides that
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (Just kidding Bomber)
bomberman says: ._.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: back >_>
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: stupid snapshot
Kyzak says: Snapshot
Kyzak says: Of you?
Kyzak says: Stripping
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
Kyzak says: Lolololo
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: brawl D:
§łǻүąя says: Post suggestions, and I'll add. For those who don't know about this yet, you'll see very soon.
Noobs and underaged users who should be banned:
gun_man
cody25
danieldoo
iamweirdha
iluvpuddingtea4eva
christian
Nate Rivers
Bomberman
clumzy
Olimar
Dk Pwns Brawl
brawler
Arod2
bigmitch
novajjavon
haingi
shadow yoshi
One Winged Angel
Meerkats
minigamer
CyberTheHedgehog
riq5
The Darkness Within
spade
§łǻүąя says: From cleod
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You racist bastard...
§łǻүąя says: And there's more names
bomberman says: you made that up
Kyzak says: ..
§łǻүąя says: No
Kyzak says: Slayar
§łǻүąя says: I didn't
Kyzak says: You idiot.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: oh
§łǻүąя says: Fucktard
Kyzak says: You fucking idiot.
bomberman says: yes you did
Kyzak says: IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET FOR A FUCKING REASON.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyzak says: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING REVEAL IT?
bomberman says: unless its posted on the actual forums i dont buy it
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was wondering why I wasn't there D:
§łǻүąя says: It's already been done kyzak
Kyzak says: WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I should probably be doing my homework...
Kyzak says: GIVE 'IM A SCREENIE
Kyzak says: OF THE LIST
Kyzak says: AND TOPIC
§łǻүąя says: Kyzak, relax
§łǻүąя says: It's already been done
§łǻүąя says: Everyone on that list is banned
Kyzak says: Juuussssttt
Kyzak says: taaakkkeee
Kyzak says: aaaaa
Kyzak says: screeeeennnshoooot
Kyzak says: annnndshoooooowwww theeeeeem.
§łǻүąя says: k
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <_<
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: O_O
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: AARRRRR YA REDAY KIDZ!
bomberman says: Plus he said he had a banlist
Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, RAPISTMOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH
bomberman says: he would post
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I KANT HEEEERRRR U
Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, ESA HASU!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bomberman says: Kyzak why dont you post your pic
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER DA C?!
Kyzak says: FAUKRON PAUNCH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>some stuff I don't know*
bomberman says: you have self esteem issues so you pick on me
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: IF NONSENSICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN U WISH
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DEN DROP ON DEH DEK AN FLOP LIEK A FEESH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: READY?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: SPONGIIIEEEEE BOBBBB SKWAR PANTS!!!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: AHAH,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Kyzak says: You, sir.
Kyzak says: Are epic fail.
bomberman says: Kyzak you have self esteem problems
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Why do you look in the mirror so much, Kyzak?
bomberman says: picking on me mike and others
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: I don't pick on mike.]
Kyzak says: Mike is kewl.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee:
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>hasn't been "picked on"*
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DAMN STRAIGHT
Kyzak says: I'm just a douche when I play around.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: YAY FOR FUCKTARDEDNESS!
bomberman says: what ever Kyzak
Kyzak says: At any rate
bomberman says: you play around with peoples feelings
Kyzak says: The only one being picked on
Kyzak says: Is you.
bomberman says: because your afraid of your own
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber
Kyzak says: Observations are fail.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: have a sense of humor
§łǻүąя says: She can't
§łǻүąя says: She's a wummen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: just let yourself loose, suck in all data
§łǻүąя says: She takes everything in
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm scared
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman is saying something other than lo.ll
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and let yourself only see, hear, feel, taste, and smell
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Spongebob
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Fresh Prince
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Youtube Poop
bomberman says: im definatley sending this whole chat to cleod
bomberman says: so HA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and anything else stupid yet funny
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Then you will have my sense of humor
Kyzak says: NO
Kyzak says: You're going to edit it.
Kyzak says: To make you look like a complete
Kyzak says: Utter
Kyzak says: Victim.
bomberman says: no i wont
Kyzak says: Yes, you will.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And we will get married and have kids and IF YOU THINK THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS THEN YOU NEED HELP
Kyzak says: You're enough of a lieing wummen.
bomberman says: Shut up seriously
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Oompa
bomberman says: good luck with beating cleod mike
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doopadee doo
bomberman says: rub it in there face when you do
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I've got a perfect puzzle for you (KEEP YO DAMN PUZZLES TO YO SELF!)
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (okay)
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa, doompa, doopadee day
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: This is the first puzzle today
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And some stuff I dun no
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I just accidentally slapped myself... I don't even know how
Kyzak says: ..
Kyzak says: nub
§łǻүąя says: Lol
§łǻүąя says: You slapped yourself
§łǻүąя says: And you don't know how?
§łǻүąя says: Nice
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ya
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was messing around
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Pretending to be an airplane
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Because I feel like acting like a 3 year old today
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And I made my arm go up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And apparently I slapped myself
bomberman says: Slayar is offline
bomberman says: mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: He blocked you
bomberman says: Tell slayar hes a jerk
bomberman says: and he will be banned soon
Kyzak says: HAY SLAYAR
}}

{{cs2|log2|Users attempting to explain the situation to Bomber|
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman says: hey
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: internet, phone, and cable is finally back
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ^_^
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) has been added to the conversation.
bomberman says: lol
§łǻүąя has been added to the conversation.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I win
bomberman says: hey slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: k?
bomberman says: mike you beat cleod?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not yet
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hopefully I can find out soon
bomberman says: ok
bomberman says: i cant believe im banned
§łǻүąя says: Oh
§łǻүąя says: I know why
§łǻүąя says: Because you where being a bitch about it the first 4 times
§łǻүąя says: BAWWWW CLEOD
§łǻүąя says: UNBAN ME PLEEEASSEE
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
§łǻүąя says: And he finally perma'd you
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
bomberman says: cleod will unban me maybe
§łǻүąя says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: yeah right
§łǻүąя says: He won't
bomberman says: idk
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I might be unbanned
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
§łǻүąя says: He's the one that banned you
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not to bomber
§łǻүąя says: And all the others
bomberman says: why?
§łǻүąя says: Look around
§łǻүąя says: Notice how all the noobs/people we hate are banned
§łǻүąя says: Yeah
bomberman says: battoubro was?
§łǻүąя says: Cleod went on a banning spree
§łǻүąя says: Yep
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Then why are you still herE?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>e
§łǻүąя says: Because
bomberman says: an olimar?
§łǻүąя says: yep
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey
bomberman says: ok
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I wasn't banned because of that
§łǻүąя says: You where banned a long time ago
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was banned because Cleod re-read my 'threats'
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I went on vacation
§łǻүąя says: You where banned because of those gay ass threats that you never went through with
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And forgot about MCG for a while
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well I wanted to be banned >_<
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Yeah, because I was fucking JOKING
Kyzak has been added to the conversation.
bomberman says: slayar how come cleod doesnt talk about it
§łǻүąя says: No
§łǻүąя says: You wern't
§łǻүąя says: And he does
§łǻүąя says: In LD
§łǻүąя says: Place where the smart people hang out
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey Kyzak, can I ask you something?
bomberman says: he should inform people
Kyzak says: If you take off that text that seems to be covered with red shit
Kyzak says: Sure
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Did you unblock me?
Kyzak says: I never blocked you, lul
bomberman says: omg kyzak leave
Kyzak says: I appeared offline and closed your messages.
bomberman says: please someone tell kyzak to leave
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Text color fixed! :Wee:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Wow
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: That looks gay
bomberman says: he blocked me
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
§łǻүąя says: HE BLOCKED ME
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
bomberman says: and he is annoying
§łǻүąя says: GET HIM TO LEAVE
§łǻүąя says: No
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
§łǻүąя says: He is awesome
§łǻүąя says: Unlike you
bomberman says: he makes sexist stuff
§łǻүąя says: Well dur
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: My text looks like links! :wee:
§łǻүąя says: Wummen do not belong on teh internet
Kyzak says: Ask away, Mike, mah friend.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I already did
§łǻүąя says: They belong in the kitchen
Kyzak says: You did?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I wanted to see if you still had me blocked
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You answered before I asked, lulz
bomberman says: Slayar you had a negative experience with a woman when you were little?
Kyzak says: I wouldn't have responded to your earlier text
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
§łǻүąя says: LMFAO
Kyzak says: If you were still blocked
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAYHA
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
bomberman says: thats why you are sexist
§łǻүąя says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
§łǻүąя says: OH MY FUCKING GOD
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar got kicked in the nuts by a little girl. Repeatedly.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I GOTZ A SEXIST JOKE
§łǻүąя says: WOW
Kyzak says: WHO R RAWR?
§łǻүąя says: BOMBERMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD
Kyzak says: TELL ME WHO R RAWR
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: why shouldn't women get drivers licenses
§łǻүąя says: IT'S A KNOWN FACT
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a really funny joke
bomberman says: shut up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I tell it you joo!
§łǻүąя says: THAT WUMMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN
Kyzak says: Because they're fucking stupid?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: cuz there isn't any roads in the kitchen
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
§łǻүąя says: Lawl
Kyzak says: No
Kyzak says: It's because
Kyzak says: They're fucking stupid.
Kyzak says: Amirmite, guys?
§łǻүąя says: lawl
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
bomberman says: if i sent this to cleod like kyzaks chat youd all be on his bad side
§łǻүąя says: mike blocked you
§łǻүąя says: me
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: but I'm banned
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: so I AM
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: uhm
§łǻүąя says: SO
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: did I just block someone?
§łǻүąя says: me
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I think so
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
bomberman says: shut up slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm almost certain...
bomberman says: your lucky my brother isnt on
§łǻүąя says: Or what?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: that it was SLAYAR!
§łǻүąя says: Huh?
Kyzak says: LOL.
Kyzak says: WHOMG
Kyzak says: WHOMG
Kyzak says: UR BROTHER
Kyzak says: IF HE EVEN EXISTS
bomberman says: hes good with computers
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
§łǻүąя says: So?
§łǻүąя says: OH MY GOD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey
§łǻүąя says: HE'S GOOD WITH COMPS
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
§łǻүąя says: RUN FOR THE HILLS
§łǻүąя says: RUUUUNNNN
Kyzak says: IS A RETARDED FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD SITTING IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT MASTURBATING HIS ASS OFF TO A FUCKING LION CUB FUCKING A DOG.
}}

==What the fuck am I reading?==

[[File:Bombermanrant.PNG|thumb|right|lolwut?]]
[[File:Bombermanemo3.PNG|thumb|right]]
'''[[PROTIP]]''': Bomberman has admitted to having a bad router password, so if you live in his area of Jacksonville, [[Florida]], and have passed [[Computer Science III]], be sure to hack into his router and redirect all of his traffic to [[Last Measure]].
{{Quote|i am not pretending to understand cybernetic concepts i am merely attempting to have understanding as to why i refuse to enter skype conversations maybe you are right on the ip part but i do not like being tricked and this seems to me to be like a dirty trick that you are concocting i mean i am not saying you are a bad person i actually think you are quite to the contrast and a good person because you decided to be my friend even though i am the prey and not a fellow hunter which is in my view what this is because i am taking a psychology course in highschool and i view this whole thing as a struggle for power and by keeping my article up you guys maintain power i am just begging and pleading you guys to consider locking my article and perhaps updating the lie in the mcleod gaming one that i am a girl "bomberbitch" and change it to i am a guy and you can add that i am an emo or whatever other labels you see fit is that too much to ask}}

===BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining===

<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|YOU ARE CHERRY PICKING WHAT I SAY|You're goddamn right we are!
|Plus someone hacked my phones and spread my nudes around|bombermanfan
|I am sick of the death threats| bombermanfan
|No seriously, I am sick of living in fear each day.| bombermanfan
|ts unfortunate that people actually believe some of the [[truth|shit]] your site says about me| bombermanfan
|I am sick of being [[Jews|betrayed]] by [[IHM|people]] online| bombermanfan
|[[fail|I may not be good with computers.I may be an outcast/misfit online/offline, And I may die soon from encyclopediadramatica,But I would rather die young than old anyways]].| bombermanfan
|i am worse than encyclopedia dramatica ever could dream of| Fear This
|I have no friends and someone hacked my phone| bombermanfan
|You all ruined my life If you all would not of fucking [[AOTN|featured my article]] over the summer maybe I would I forgotten about this.| bombermanfan
|I did not know at the time that my articles would be used to harass me offline| bombermanfan
|I apologize for upsetting your wiki. I think it would work best for both of us if you take down my article.| bombermanfan
|[[No|So are we ever doing to talk about getting those articles removed?]]| bombermanfan
|as you can see i am your pretty standard failure on the internet| hoping to step it up to the next level
|[[Goodnight sweet prince|bomberman [Mibbit@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
bomberman [Mibbit@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has left #wiki []]]| bombermanfan
}}</center>

*Florida = I am batshit crazy.
*Mibbit = I am as dumb as a bag of rocks.

==His stance on ED==

[[File:Rugburn.jpg|thumb|right|Rugburn. Donny has it.]]

{{quote|i really need that article about me taken down as it causes me a blistering [[pain]] and reminds me how the world turns against me i would really appreciate having my article down before it causes me personal harassment
i can give you me msn which is bomberman_22@live.com and hopefully we can discuss things i was wrong to use my hacker brother to threaten your site but i am just afraid and would really appreciate all of this going away| bombermanfan}}

Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to [[Delete everything|blank]] any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:

[[File:Giving_Fucks_-_Where_To_Put_It.gif|thumb|right|ED's reaction to Buffkins sockpuppets in a nutshell.]]

*[[Special:Contributions/Bomber|Bomber]]
*[[Special:Contributions/FriendofBomberman|FriendofBomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/UnbanBomberman|UnbanBomberban]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomberman|Bomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Antibomberman|Antibomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomb|Bomb]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MulberryMonster|MulberryMonster]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KrappleguyFan|KrappleguyFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing|Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BowDownToZaiger|BowDownToZaiger]]
*[[Special:Contributions/XxxRAY111xxx|XxxRAY111xxx]]
*[[Special:Contributions/GoAheadChangeMyAccount|GoAheadChangeMyAccount]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DickTitan|DickTitan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Digimon|Digimon]]
*[[Special:Contributions/EncycIopediaDramatica|EncycIopediaDramatica]]
*[[Special:Contributions/TheSatanicAngel|TheSatanicAngel]]
*[[Special:Contributions/PowerManZero|PowerManZero]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Simmeh|Simmeh]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MelchettFan|MelchettFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Kellizar|Kellizar]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyParrotBlu|MyParrotBlu]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KiwiFarms|KiwiFarms]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BitterBully|BitterBully]]
*[[Special:Contributions/RubberDildo|RubberDildo]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DoxingMeepsheep|DoxingMeepsheep]]
*[[Special:Contributions/JewHunter|JewHunter]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎|MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎]]

===DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS===
<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME|Yes it is.
|<bomberman> i am an overly priveledged white boy| Illiterate too...
|<bomberman> the general gist of the video is that i am a fucking loser and i am just annoying| Feel the shame...
|<bomberman> [[Lie|Nothing wrong with being homosexual]]| Oops!
|<bomberman> Apparently I look like a bird according to some... I am not even emo (I know one of them called me a pretty boy emo *slur towards homosexuals*)| Yeah, we don't get it either. Possible connection to [[TsimFuckis]]?
|<Bomberman> Stop fucking smacking me with a digital fish... asshole|Doesn't know how to /me in IRC
}}</center>

Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how [[Lolwut|ED is trolling itself]] by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANMOARQUOTES|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<bomberman> i am trying to help you all| No.
|<bomberman> my name is Donald Buffkin i fucking fail at everything| [[Truth]]
|<bomberman> Because... I am kinda awkward but not a disorder| Totally NOT Autistic you guize!
|<bomberman> BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU ALL ARE MESSING WITH OTHERS| Meanwhile, Trolls slumber soundly...
|<bomberman> I do not want your pity. As said before I am a [[Internet tough guy|bad guy]]. ... I am not here to play games.| Recognise GAME
|<bomberman> I do troll sometimes but mainly I flame bait on forums. I am bad. I do not claim to be an angel.| Fail Troll
|<bomberman> I only troll people who are cyber bullying, Like LittleHitler for instance I trolled him. He was saying antisemitic stuff so I brought up how Germany lost both wars. [[Trolls remorse|I feel kind of bad about it]], he should not have started shit though. Look I am sorry to him... Maybe he should change his username| Bomberman PWNING THE FUCK out of LittleClitler
|<bomberman> IHM is someone I befriended a while ago. She is a troll but I think I upset her.| Captain Oblivious thinks trolls have feelings.
}}</center>

===Bomberman Plays Hardball===

[[File:stfudonny.jpg|thumb|right|AMIRONG?]]

Keep clicking there's some lulzy ones at the end.

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHARDBALL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Okay look asshat. I have never hacked. I am not a hacker. Your wiki is lying about saying I hacked IRC. I am being framed by real hackers probably Taekesi.|I heard you [[Glenn Beck|raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.]]
|IHM is okay if you do not piss her off. I pissed her and MegaSavage off I think. They buddy up with people to turn them against me.|Yeah, looks like you pissed [[internet hate machine|"her"]] off.
|FredJuicy spammed me to kill myself. Unfortunately I do not have logs of the chats, or I would probably send them to the police (since you tried to get me to frame someone, and tried to get me to bomb).|Lol, go bomb, young bomberman!
|I told you all I would keep coming back| And so he has.
|So we can either negotiate or I can keep pestering your chat.| [[Asking for it]]
|How is this for a deal. ED takes down everyone elses personal articles and I allow ED to say anything about me if they do?| Thanks for your permission!
|I am willing to sacrifice myself for a greater purpose if necessary (its hard to type because my keys are sticky from the coke I spilled yesterday so apologies for typing slow).| I dont even know. Someone else take this one.
|You can merge all the articles into my articles and claim they are just sock accounts or paid actors/people by me if you want.| [[USI]]
|Then I will let you say whatever you want about me. Give you [[CP|nudes]] if you want. I am making concessions and trying to level with you all.| Hawt damn! Merge them articles already!
|Look I am a fan of FLCL, Futurama, etc. but I do not rage at those articles (they offend me a little) but I know it has points. The personal articles are just cyber bullying| lol.
|If I link youtube links than your bot adds another line of text... I can keep doing this| Proceeds to link a random youtube video about once every 3 minutes. OH GOD PLEASE STOP!
|Last time I was in here Dr_Rice nearly made me soil myself. This is just revenge basically.| lol.
|Fuck you...You are lying about fixing the article. I had a job. Your dumb ass articles got me fired. You all ruined my life.| bummer, dude.
|I am just trying to troll you because you trolled me. Everytime you say you are going to delete the fucking articles. Then I wake up and new shit is added. YOU ARE ALL ADDING NEW SHIT| Spamming refresh on his own article
|ban gretchen! gretchen added stuff! ban gretchen, ban _Jakebob| Yup, that's how it works!
|I was not technically fired but I was not rehired WHEN MY ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN! I had two jobs, one was seasonal, and only a select few made it to the non-busy parts of the year, i might have made the cut if ED did not write those articles| Yeah, they didnt want you because someone wrote things about you on the internet, and not at all because you're a complete fucktard.
|just came online to let you all know I woke up. my bed was drenched wet from sweat, I just want you all to know the stress this shit has been causing me.| Actually that's urine, bro.
}}</center>

==Bomberman's Beef with Taekesi==
[[File:NakedMattaekesi.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's arch-nemesis, [[Faggot|Taekesi]]]]
Apparently, some complete faggot called [[Taekesi]] has been trolling our beloved Donald Buptkiss. According to Donny/Bomberman, Taekesi is a group of trolls. They also run [[ED]]. As best as can be pieced together from his addled ramblings in [[irc]], it was a member of this group who convinced bomberman to [[lolwut|remove all of his clothing and take pictures of himself humping the carpet.]]

==BOMBERMAN ATTACKS IRC!==
[[File:Bomberman Formal Apology.JPG|200px|thumb|right|His formal apology. It won't happen again.]]
Sometime around 10:14 PM, March 17th, Bomberman attempted to [[flood]] #ed and #wiki and failed miserably. All his bots had names which were variants on Bomber####, Remove####, and bm####. The channels were flooded with "REMOVE "BOMBERMANFAN" FROM [[ED]] OR YOU [[Buttsecks|WILL FEEL THE PAIN"]] and "remove "bombermanfan" article right now!" He also attempted to query flood [[zaiger]] and the contributors to his article, but failed to even slow down anybodies' client.

According to devoted [[faggot|detectives]] that have been spending way too much time with The Donny Donster, these attacks were most likely NOT perpetrated by the real bomberman. He's too fucking stupid to pull off something like that.

Trying to keep himself relevant, Donny, our Donny, has told his 31337 h@xers to keep spamming [[ED IRC]]. At the height of the attacks said hackers unleashed a raging torrent of links to [[MCR|My Chemical Romance]] videos on [[youtube|JewTube.]] He still hasn't realized that begging for article deletion is just going to cement it to its place in ED for eternity. Maybe if he would send us some dick pics, we could work something out...yeah, maybe not.

{{Quote|<g2144> This will not stop til my article is removed. -bomberman}}

===It wasnt me!===

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHAX|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I DID NOT FUCKING FLOOD IRC|That's not gonna stop anyone from saying that you did.
|I COULD NOT HACK ANYTHING|Yup, probably not. Again that's not gonna stop us from blaming it on you.
|I NEVER DDOSed anyone! IT IS BECAUSE I WAS FRAMED BY REAL HACKERS!| lol, really? You're that [[USI|important]]?
|They knew I posted youtube links and set me up! Look I am almost crying right now. I am being set up.|Sweet sweet tears...
}}</center>

[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|center]]

==OMG! Bomberman is, in fact, an EX-Troll!==

New information has come to light about Donald Buffkin's very [[sick fuck|DARK]] past! It has been revealed that Bomberman is himself an [[Troll's Remorse|ex]]-[[troll]]. Little is known about this [[women|period]] in his life, but it is very apparent that he is not merely an innocent [[almost raped|victim]] being preyed upon by merciless trolls. One can only speculate at how many lives have been destroyed by this heartless monster.

<center>{{morphquote|BMTROLL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] was my "[[penis|boss]]" until I joined an antitroll group on youtube|Need you more proof of the horrific [[truth]]?
|I befriended her a while ago|In reference to [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]].
|I sometimes [[trolls trolling trolls|troll the troll]] to give them a taste of their own [[semen|medicine]]|Evil cyberbullying in the flesh!
|[[trolls trolling trolls|Trolls do not like being trolled]]. Its a fact.|Fight fire with...[[fail]]?}}
</center>
==MegaSavage==
Feuding with a skiddie named Vincent. Donald the dumbfuck is utterly terror stricken by the beaner.

<center><gallery>
File:meganegrosfail.jpeg
File:powerpain.jpeg
File:truefear.jpeg
File:meganigger.jpeg
File:megaedgelord.jpeg
File:megaedgelord2.jpeg
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==Bman's Response to Being Featured==
Look up ungrateful in the dictionary. You will find Bomberman. Most people would be flattered at being prestigious enough in the hallowed halls of ED to make it to the great honor of being [[AOTN|AOTN]]. Unfortunately Bomberman has failed to recognize the gift bestowed upon him.

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|SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MOCKING ME. Answer my fucking question. I DEMAND ANSWERS.|Ultimatum
|All my [[ugly|acne]] has been getting worse. I am [[ginger|red at the face]]. I am a [[lie|heterosexual]] [[Forever Alone|virgin that is attached to his hand]]. I do not share the struggle of the [[gay|LGBT]].|Only [[gay|faggots]] say LGBT.
|[[Stupid|WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE FISH GOD DAMNIT? THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT MAKES A BEEP SOUND ON MY COMPUTER WHEN IT IS TYPED OUT]].|lol.
|I have no life so I am online all the time. THEN YOU ALL RUIN MY ONLINE LIFE.|Go outside, bro. Or [[an hero|kill yourself]].
|I got fucking tons of calls today|You don't enjoy being [[whore|popular?]]
|SOMEONE TAKE IT DOWN. Then I will leave IRC. You will all be sparred of the pain I bring this chat. The misery. The agony, and the annoyance.|--- FredJuicy has banned *!*@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net *** Bomberman was kicked by FredJuicy (kill yourself)
|Anyways. One last fuck you. And the message that MARK MY WORDS ED WILL PAY FOR THIS SHIT|ED better [[buy a dog]].}}
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==Bomberman Returns==
In June 2023, a now 30-year-old Donald joined the {{Telegram|encyclopedia_dramatica2|ED Telegram}} after years of inactivity, demanding his article be deleted, and threatening the chat with his 1337 h4xx0r skills if his demands were not met. His reasoning was that girls won't fuck him after finding this article in his Google results.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:47] https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Donald_Buffkin delete please
God, [16/06/2023 15:52] Warning, user blanked his page before joining, I can't revert it right now
God, [16/06/2023 15:54] He did it to a few pages apparently. Don't know who you are but great way to bring attention to yourself
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:54] Let’s make a deal. I never come to ED ever again. You all take down the Donald Buffkin article or direct it to Meepsheep.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] That way I don’t have to hack ED again.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] I get tired of DDOSing and flooding ED with packets.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] Cloudflare does not protect a website entirely.
God, [16/06/2023 15:57] Oh, you're an OLD oldfag. Why did it take you 15 years to try to remove your page
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] Not your personal army
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:58] I’m an ancient. Respect your elder zoomer
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] @allyourbased second person this week to join and ask to have there article removed lol
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Don’t revert anything
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Redirect it to Meepsheep
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] Or delete it
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] I gave my ultimatum
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] If you kids want to test my hacking prowess… by all means.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I have God on my side
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I’ve been hacking since you kids were in diapers
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Fake hacker
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Gottem
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] Lmao, im 30. I have been hacking since I was 12
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] 18 years. Longer than most of you remember
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:07] You're old
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Time to retire
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] Respect your elders
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Ok boomer
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] This isn’t Asia. We don’t kiss the ass of the youth.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] This is the west where you are judged on your merits.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] I’m old but I have hacking knowledge beyond anything you kids can comprehend x
God, [16/06/2023 16:09] What brings you back here to ask for your article removed 15 years later
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] It’s preventing me from getting pussy
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] My Tinder matches google me and find out who I am
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] A hacker with piss poor opsec
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I am the real deal
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I hacked some of the best hackers on the planet
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] But you can't clean up your Google results?
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] Who gives a shit
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] I take ED down all the time
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] ED was down last week because of me
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] ED goes down if the wind blows too hard
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] None of it is from you
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Doubt my power
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Rookie mistake kiddo
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Also the world is not your anime vidya games where all protagonists are 18 and under XD
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:14] Did you take down the forums too
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] 30 I middle age. A good age to hack. This isn’t some twitch shooter video game.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I take down forums whenever I want
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I took down kiwifarms too
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] ED is giving itself reason to be DDOSed
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:15] Cloudflare doesn’t protect against everything
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:16] Again this reverts to my ultimatum. Delete the article or suffer the consequences.
all your base, [16/06/2023 16:44]: You wear diapers
all your base, [16/06/2023 16:45]: Also b&
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Thanks
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Was kind of amusing to watch
Pj, [16/06/2023 16:52]: The only thing he did was to highlight the article, imma read it after revert
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 17:01]: There’s many attack/expose articles on ED that have been up for years that no one gives af about until the subjects of them join here and make a fuss about em

==Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile==

[[File:FeminineGuile.png|800px|center]]

==See Also==

* [[Tablecow]] - More in-depth info on this lolcow
* [[Bomberman (Game)|Bomberman]]
* [[Blumpkin]]
* [[McLeodGaming]]
* [[Psychopath]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
* [[Bombermanfan/Logs]]

==External Links==

*<s>{{yt|u|Bombermanfan}}</s>
*{{yt|u|Bombermanfan2}}
*[http://forums.mcleodgaming.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31146 Obvious sock is ''obvious''...]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/digimon.10930/ ed forums account]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/jewhunter.10951/ second ed forums account]
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ current EDF account]
* [https://steamcommunity.com/id/SatireOfComedy steam account]

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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2008]]
[[Category:2011]]
[[Category:Gaming]]

Pedro J. Garcia

2025-09-09T22:56:53Z

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{{quote|@vGhoulz I support [[lolicon|lolicon]], also I love Busty Milf and More.|[https://archive.ph/aiElY] Pedro in his [[Enlightenment|infinite wisdom]]}}

{{ib|[[File:Pedrofilephoto.png|270px]] "I'm not a threat to every children, thats isn't true" [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/page-4#profile-post-comment-26520] }}
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'''[[Powerword|Pedro Jose Garcia Garcia]]''', also known as '''Pedroj234''', '''walter_spencer_1488''', '''[[Pedo]] J. Garcia''' and '''Pedrophile''' is a {{age|2000|3|16}}-year-old neurotypical [[spic|white man]] from Wesley Chapel, [[Florida]] who dropped into [[EDF6]] [[last thursday]] just to be a stud from time to time with his [[Engrish|perfectly fine English]], open admissions of [[lolicon|coolness]], and [[Larpers|being]] as a [[white power|white]] as white can be. He was promptly [[doxxed]]; address and all due to using an email with his [[IRL]] name to sign up for the forum. Justice for Pedro. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653613724958-png.38281/] Pedro keeps [[Asking for it|coming back for more]] showcasing his fertility, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/] while having a twitter filled with his greatness. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.discordapp.com%2Fattachments%2F356910992724197376%2F1041354103680417822%2Funknown-5.png&hash=121244b008f33a0bd3d204e87dea8733]; Pedro is a [[self-diagnosed|self-described]] lolicon and should be trusted around children under [[14 year old girl|14]].

{{quote|You think that lolicon is real fucking peoples? FUCK NO! They're not real you schizo, takes some Copium, and the lolicon isn't about the age, ITS ABOUT BODY TYPE SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING PEDO!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911] Pedro J. Garcia in a nutshell}}

==Relationship With the English Language & Other Forum Follies==

{{quote|I will urinate your ass|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188927] Pedro's English on display}}

[[File:PedroArt.PNG|thumb|right|300px|He [[Rule 63|genderbent]] himself????]]
[[File:pedro j suzano.png|thumb|Pedro is the unintentional posterchild for those who idolize the dynamic duos of [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] and [[Columbine]]]]

Pedro's English skills are very poor to say the least and he always talks like he's running all his text through [[Google Translate|Google translate]] but no, that's just how he talks and types. For a person who's lived in the [[United States]] his whole life you would expect more but he did get [[Retarded|held back four times]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136670] and you can't expect anything from anybody who manages to accomplish that; Pedro managed to delay his High School graduation so much by working "on the job" and [[Lazy|it took him three years to finish warehouse training]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136677].

Pedro's [[fail|great idea of using the same username or some variation of Pedroj234]] came back to bite him when [[FAIL|pretty much all personal info about him got leaked within 25 posts]] on [[EDF6|EDF]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/] while he kept bickering with anybody and [[Tard rage|everybody who steps in his way]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136671]. In this thread some of Pedro's [[Shit|brilliant]] artwork was on display for all to see proving that he only likes girls of age if [[narcissism|it's a genderswap of himself]]; his artwork all looks like something a [[I'm 12 and what is this|kid]] (Pedro's victims) would draw but Pedro is a very childish person in many ways [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601024812-png.38239/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601327861-png.38242/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653617277642-png.38291/].

{{quote|I am a master [[MLG]] quickscoper so dont mess with me and my friend|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136676] Pedro MLG speaking in [[2022]]}}

==Pedophilia==
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{{quote|LIAR! thats is pathetic excuses for the antis making fun of me and calling offensive names like [[Truth|"pedrophile!"]] You're projecting WRONG, Brainlets!|Pedro projecting in the post where he calls out projecting<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/page-2#post-189473</ref>}}

Pedro is a pedophile in every sense of the word even though he may argue that it's about the [[Bullshit|"body type"]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911</ref> and not their age<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188962</ref>. Pedro tries to claim he's not a pedophile, even though he has a Twitter filled with [[child porn]] that [[Basement-dweller|he posts on every other minute]]. Pedro claims to think that [[loli]] is all about the body type and none more, but that is only a thinly veiled [[Deal with it|cope]] to get over his lust for children. If you encounter Pedro in the wild, be sure to remind him that he's a pedophile; he can be found creeping near any local [[V&|playground]].

{{quote|Because is fun to rape someone with a sexy bodies and Mass Impregnate 'em all, cus Rape leads you towards gigachadom! Chaddom of Kings (((kangs)))|Pedro loves [[rape]]<ref>https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/200-of-women-will-be-raped-and-murdered-during-their-lifetime.4251/#post-146499</ref>}}

==Pedro's Hit List==
[[File:PedrosWrath.png|thumb|right|264px|The last thing you see before being gunned down by the [[Shit that will never happen|Lolisho Militia]]]]

{{quote| Fuck y'all, Including YOU @Call Me Tim for attacking me and doxxing me and you should rot in hell and I'll be Successful than you guys!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/#profile-post-16203] Pedro out for blood}}

* {{EDF|m|call-me-tim.98|Call Me Tim}} - The mastermind behind all of the harassment Pedro's faced.
* {{EDF|m|weedville.977|weedville}} - For being a drunk, racist hippie.
* [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] - For "spilling the beans".
* [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] - For being another defamer.
* {{EDF|m|alphablob.1747|alphablob}} - For being a defamer and tarnishing Pedro's reputation.
* {{EDF|m|Der-Pig.1663|Der Pig}} - For threatening with calling the [[police]]
* {{EDF|m|Niggerhater.1670|Niggerhater}} - For being [[racist]]

All of these users will be hunted down by the [[wut|Lolisho Militia]].

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==References==
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==Links==
* {{EDF|m|ultra_pedroj234.915|Pedro's EDF account}}
* {{Youtube|u|pedroj234}} - Pedro's YouTube
* {{twitter|pedroj234_Noire}} - Pedro's Twitter (or Xitter, whatever it's called now)

==See Also==

* [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Someone really similar to him who went on a massacre spree in a gay bar in Colorado
* [[Autism]] - What he is afflicted with
* [[Lolicon]] - His Prey
* [[Marcus Potter]] - Another autist attached to EDF
* [[Graykat]] - A similar retarded ED user
* [[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - Another EDF pedophile
* [[VideoGamePhenom]] - Dislike bombing faggot who is like Pedro in many ways
* [[Galactus96Tuber]] - Similar People and the zoophilia edition of Pedro

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[[Category:People|Garcia, Pedro J.]]
[[Category:Doxed Individuals]]

Tablecow

2025-09-08T18:40:15Z

TardChick: /* External Links */

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[[file:Wannabetaekesi.jpeg |235px|thumb|right|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]
[[File:Tablefailure1.png|200px|right]]
[[File:Indent2.jpg |200px|thumb|right|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]

Enter '''[[:File:1314517267489.png|Tablecow]]''', aka [[Powerword|Donald Rowland Buffkin]] (born Feb. 11, 1993) {{jew}}, a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year-old perfectly stable good guy from Jacksonville, Florida, determined to rebuild ED for the one he loves, [[Taekesi]].

It all began in late 2008 on Youtube, when he created an account pretending to be [[Ickeriss69]] and went on defending him to the masses. This caught the attention of some users and he began getting praised. His dox were dropped, and he decided to stay on the internet in a typical nonchalant sigma fashion.

Little did everyone know that he'd be back with a vengeance, by getting involved with an anti-troll group on Youtube (very relevant to mention, go subscribe!) and then white knighting [[Taekesi]], a successful Youtube hacker. All of this has lead up to his e-life causing some serious shit for his real life, such as his slutty girlfriend Kammy getting dumped because she just wasn't what Buffkin needed at the time, as well as his parents finally giving him the praise and recognition he deserved, thus taking away any amount of low self esteem he might have had.

== A [[Retard|Challenger]] Appears ==
{{Quote|I've sent Taekesi about 100 messages on YouTube, he's replied to one of them so far.}}
[[File:Tablecow2013.jpg|220px|right]]
[[File:Tablecow2014.jpg|220px|right]]
[[File:Tablecow olderimg.png|220px|right]]

[[File:EXPOSEDASBUTTHURT.png|220px|thumb|right|"Do not talk shit about me or I will spend tireless hours trying to tie you into a trolling group."]]

Tablecow has had quite the hard life, bullied IRL and OTI. But that didn't stop him from persevering and following his dreams. Being the accepted by his family for being a socially awesome gentle soul, he naturally gains approval from his internet peers due to these good personality traits.

He openly admitted to having a [[Micropenis|2 inch penis]] and being anti sex because it ruins friendships, despite his voice being full of testosterone and sounding like he's ready to accept any throbbing vagina in his drooling mouth at any second. Regardless of the size of his penis, Tablecow could get all the tail if he actually wanted to. Incredibly, it has been observed that Tablecow is [[autistic]], as displayed by his unrealistic expectations of the internet as a whole. Not everyone's souls are as gentle as his own. He's also prone to defend furries as they're not as evil as people make them out to be. His die hard fanboyism of Taekesi has lead him to great opportunities for sex. Even his internet god Taekesi loves him.

=== Round 2 ===

Not learning from his first bout with trolls on the internet, Tablecow came back in 2011 and this time, ED caught his attention. Going as far as to write to ED administrators asking for permission to DDoS the site, he also came into IRC crying about Taekesi's article not being deleted. As per usual, he was laughed off of IRC for having a micro-penis and he decided to take his angst out on mic for everyone to hear (with recorded goodness).

During this time, he impersonated some guy he knew IRL named Joseph, an actual cool bro whose Facebook profile revealed himself knee deep in bitches (this being the ideal lifestyle for Tablecow). While impersonating him, he made several comments about Joseph's (now-ex) girlfriend such as, "that beautiful angel", along with being completely up to date on the two's relationship status, confirming himself as a legitimate e-stalker.

=== Tabletard Never Learns ===

[[File:Tablecow dlpic.jpg|200px|right]]
In 2014 he resurfaced yet another time to try to edit his own article some more, and to use [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to upload a slew of [[Shit nobody cares about|random images]] pertaining to Amanda "Mewen" Brown, [[Brittany Holechko]], and [[:File:Kkkkiiiiiled.jpg|half-naked little boys]], further confirming him as a pedophile. He also confirmed himself as a stalker by uploading copies of court documents charging him with stalking younger women at the university he both works at and attends.
[[File:Donald Buffkin fb stalking.jpg|thumb|A winning quote from Donnie's Facebook account.]]
Once his [[dox]] were posted as a result, he futilely attempted to delete them, and when that of course [[Vandalism is pointless|didn't work]], he decided to try to challenge ED some more by [[Dumbass|uploading a photo of his own driver's license]], thus confirming all of his personal information.

This was obviously a desperate plea for attention, considering this is the same kid who was crying in IRC a while back about having this article deleted, and constantly tries to edit it section by section whenever he thinks people aren't paying attention. The only attention this got him of course was [[Fail|another ban]].

In a May 6 Facebook post, Donnie appears to claim ownership for ED's [[Taking down ED|brief hiatus]], despite the face that it was actually due to server costs. [[Luser|None of his 10 friends]] liked the post.

== PsychoCow ==

[[File:Howdareyou.png|230px|thumb|"How dare you post that on ED! I'm gonna cut myself to make you feel guilty!"]]
[[File:Throatslitting.png|thumb|You're lucky that he did not slit his throat to write your name.]]
[[File:Notkillingself.png|thumb|@above, But he won't kill himself, though. But he's gonna do it!]]
[[File:Permissiontoworship.png|thumb|Worshipping a faggot on the Internet with no life permitted.]]
[[File:Blessedbytaxi.png|thumb|''"I have become more, because Taekesi called me a Legende."'']]
Upsetting a true legend like Tablecow may cause him to slit his own throat and use a paint brush to write your name on something that's very near to him. Tablecow admitted to have thoughts of cutting himself, but has excuses not to do so (HINT: because he's a bigger pussy than an emofaggot). This truly is a sign of being a mental disturbed individual, however Tablecow admits that he's nothing more than a resource wasting abomination that needs to be removed from this planet. BUT! He now realized his destiny: his purpose to remain alive in this world is having the permission to [[cocksucking|worship]] [[Taekesi]]. He believes that being called a Legende by Taekesi will make him more than a failure .

{{Quote|Taekesi bestowed on me when he called me a legend|This an big accomplishment in Tablecow's mind.}}

==Taking Down ED==

[[File:Cowcharitylol.png|thumb|right|Donate plz so I can take down ED.]]
[[File:Wtichtrailshuntinglegendescow.png|thumb|right|He will dedicate his life to the cause.]]
One day, Tablecow had the revelation that maybe Taekesi would actually talk to him if he was successful in having the article removed. For a week [[not_gay|straight]], he continuously sockpuppeted each account attempting to blank the article, which resulted in being reverted and he was banned within 30 seconds. The next week, he took a different approach, and tried to make peaceful negotiations in [[ED IRC]].

===ED [[Sock puppet|Accounts]]===

[[File:Tablecowinternetwar.PNG|thumb|right|THE E-WAR RAGES ON!]]
*[[User:Tablecow]] (with an L)
*[[User:TabIecow]] (with an i)
*[[User:TableBomber]]
*[[User:Pleaseletmereasonwithyou]]

===DDoS===

{{squote|Dear Encyclopedia Dramatica I would be much obliged if you would give me and Taekesi legal authority to distributed denial of service your site.
I would like signatures from those legally responsible of Encyclopedia Dramatica that I would not be held liable for any distributed denial of service attacks I will do on your site.
I would also like you to waiver Taekesi from being legally responsible and liable for any distributed denial of service attacks on your site.|Tablecow emailing an ED admin}}

He and Taekesi, ''did'' try to DDoS ED (most likely with one of the many skiddie tools linked to from our own article). Their attack can only be described as "less than successful" seeing as the wiki stayed up throughout the course of the "attack", enabling dedicated EDiots to publish lulz as they were happening.

{{Quote|<garrett> cloudflare is eating up the attack and blacklisting all of your bots, nice ddos|[[gg]]}}

{{Quote|it was just a test ddos for the real one, ed will be removed from the internet|An update}}

After being banned from the channel due to extreme levels of butthurt, he took up [[Tablecow/arbchat|his case in Arbchat]], only to be once more mocked and ridiculed. His [[final solution]] was to attempt to talk with ED admins over Skype. Needless to say, they were not impressed.

===Skype Quotes===

{{Quote|No comment|When asked if he did in fact have a micropenis}}
{{Quote|I do not know that girl at all. Just '''don't upload anything about her'''!|<s>When his girlfriends Facebook was posted.</s> Not his girlfriend, he was pretending to be someone else he knew IRL}}
{{Quote|An [[IP]] is what [[hackers]] use to track people down.|Pointing out the amazingly [[derp|obvious]]}}
{{Quote|I will just fight until it's deleted, we will keep deleting it until it is gone forever.|Tablecow threatening to round up some Taekesi supporters and vandalize a protected article.}}

===LOL I TROLL YOU GUISE===

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<Praetor> a fgt let him speak
* tablecow (~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #ed
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<tablecow> i am not tablecow
<beefrave> THERE WE GO
<tablecow> i am meepsheeps alt
<tablecow> i have been from the start
<rst8> i know
<polyesterpeanut> wh is he
<beefrave> PM
<beefrave> ME
<hipcrime> nope tablecow
<rst8> wheere is meepsheep
<tablecow> yes
<B2> I'm so confused...
<Praetor> buttsex
<hipcrime> fl.vzw
<rst8> what
<tablecow> tablecow never existed
<beefrave> TABLECOW
<hipcrime> rite.
<rst8> WHAT
<hipcrime> ok
<tablecow> this is all meepsheep
<beefrave> meepsheep
<rst8> IM SO CONFUUESED
<beefrave> hit me up
<hipcrime> mhm
<beefrave> om
<Meia> meepsheep
<Praetor> ploy
<Meia> `up
* J87 has quit (client exited: )
<rst8> you arent mod
<tablecow> if you write an article about me you are being trolled by meepsheep
<Mu> lolno
<hipcrime> tablecow is ~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net * Tablecow
<hipcrime> tablecow on #arbchat
<hipcrime> tablecow using allah.irc BISMILLAH AR RAHMAN AR RAHIM
<hipcrime> tablecow has been idle 2mins 19secs, signed on Sat Aug 27 19:34:46
<hipcrime> tablecow End of /WHOIS list.
<hipcrime> -
<hipcrime> tablecow is ~opera@wtfux-57C3BBF9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net * Tablecow
<hipcrime> tablecow on #ed
<hipcrime> tablecow using allah.irc BISMILLAH AR RAHMAN AR RAHIM
<hipcrime> tablecow has been idle 4secs, signed on Sat Aug 27 23:52:16
<rst8> i dont write articles
<hipcrime> tablecow End of /WHOIS list.
<hipcrime> hm
<NekoArc> lol opera
<rst8> i cleane them up
<Meia> meepsheep
<hipcrime> i cooked that up. :D
<tablecow> yes?
<hipcrime> hehe
<Praetor> or perhaps the article itself becomes so believe able its a troll itslef
<Meia> should I delete Taekesi's article?
<rst8> no
<Mu> no
<tablecow> yes
<tablecow> delete taekesi's
<Meia> I'm asking meepsheep
<Meia> ok
<rst8> wait did taekesi ever exist
<tablecow> no
<tablecow> taekesi exists
<rst8> are you srs
<tablecow> but those are not his dox
<Praetor> he srs
<rst8> but is the article false?
<Praetor> yeah they r my dox
<rst8> wat
<Praetor> shhh
<Mu> wait what?
<rst8> .....
<tablecow> yes
<Praetor> you will see in time
<tablecow> and zaiger said not to write anymore about tablecow
<rst8> whee
<Mu> proof
<polyesterpeanut> how do you dox somethings thats fake or am i just being retarded right now
<tablecow> because he found out that tablecow is my alt and ihm is trying to manipulate
<Praetor> unless its a dox of someone else
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After pulling this, ED mods decided to give him his five minutes of glory by deleting the article.

{{Quote|This is... this is the happiest night of my life!}}

To Tablecow's dismay, the article was restored within five minutes, enabling ED admins to [[YHBT|prolong their laughing at him]].

== Constant Whining ==

Donald constantly whines about how unfair it is that we have articles uploaded about him. However the only reason that they are here in the first place is his persistent whining and moaning. If not for being such a paranoid narcissist that rambles on and on about how brutally unjust his middle class suburban life is he would not even have the articles uploaded in the first place. Additionally, he constantly tries to play the victim all while bullying other people who actually do have problems and are well regarded by other people.

A fine example of him playing the victim card [http://pastebin.com/rXKK9ZMb here.] - Ah Shane Hugashit. It was a fine conversation. Shame that Shane is an intellectual termite compared to my Godlike power.

=== Denial of His Micropenis ===

Donald constantly denies having a micropenis. His imaginary ex-girlfriend confirmed that he was a both a virgin and that she broke up with him for his small package. I spent hours with a penis pump trying to look big but it did not even help in the slightest. Although even if my penis was normal sized I would still have a hard time getting an erection because I am constantly getting hit in my groin by women for my unwarranted advances!
My imaginary ex-girlfriend then told my much brothers everything about me. Now everyone thinks that I am even more of a loser.

== Vicious Bullying ==

Donny the Dumbfuck loves to bully and harass those who are actual productive members of society and do things with their time. One such case is a satanist youtuber that he makes fun of for having a garden. Rather than respect the hardwork and dedication put into fostering such a living tribute to nature, Donny mocks him and calls him flowerboy.
This is all documented and can not be deleted no matter how much Donny tries to demand this article be deleted. He can be found whining in IRC chat late at night (probably unable to sleep because of the mean things written about him online).
Whenever caught, he tries to gain sympathy by claiming to [[fact|have no fwiends]]. He also tries many other blame diversion tactics that he is [[stupid|not smart]] enough to carry out.

== [[Dickhead|White Knighting]] ==

Donny constantly defends other people on the internet and plays the hero so that "I can sit back and masturbate to my own image plastered over Jesus Christ's head" (direct quote). In reality Donald does not care about the people he defends in the slightest and only does it to stroke his own ego.

* [[LittleCloud]]
* [[IHM|Brittany Holechko]]
* [[KrappleGuy]]
* [[Ickeriss69]]
* [[Skuee]]
* [[AJcomix]]
* [[Kumichoo]]
* [[dog264]]
* [[Beefrave]]
* [[Taekesi]]
* [[KingMasterReview]]

[[File:TableAsshole.png|300px|right|]]

==Donald the Kiddie Fiddler==

Being the desperate lonely man he is, Tablecow unleashed his immense desire to get laid onto the internet. This lead him to Mewen Brown , 15 year old YouTube troll whom he attempted to solicit nudes from, as well as wrote poetry for his e-girlfriend.

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{{Quote|^___^ 
your the most adorable though 
your beauty is astounding 
i will enjoy writing poetry about you}}

{{Quote|Awesome my friends on runescape our going to be so jealous 
i love you vm ^___^ 
i feel like shouting this fact from the top of a moutain 
i will make a song soon okay?}}

[[file:AAC907DB-717F-4F80-B915-DA7B6B046A13.jpeg |200px]]

Surprisingly, this wasn't the last time that some pedo attempted to e-date Mewen, but that's [[Amber Buttrum|another story]].

[[File:DonnieNudes.jpeg|200px]]
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==Quotes==

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{{morphquote|tcq|background-color:transparent; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|i am thinking of getting my dick cut off so people stop talking about sex| [[DO_IT_FAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT!!!!1]]
|I can masturbate as fast as|wait... as fast as what?
|ed is down and i am not taekesi, taekesi above my level and definately above yours
show some respect|
}}
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== [[Truth|Facts]] ==

* [[White_devil|Has a god complex, does not respect boundaries, and is a control freak]].
* [[Obsessive_Compulsive_Disorder|Obsessive]] creeper that puts pictures of women he harasses on his walls.
* Has an IQ of 112 and an [[SAT]] score of [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|1050/2400]] but claims to be a misunderstood genius whenever he is wrong.
* Begs people to be his friend and is a [[Chick_tracts|radical Christian]].
* Thinks telling people to die in a fire and harassing video bloggers [[No|is win trolling]].
* <s> Viciously bullies innocent people for no reason. </s> Bullies fictional characters and makes offensive comments IRL (when confronted he pretends that he did not say anything wrong, though).
* Entitled asshole that constantly tries to [[personal army]] people against those that offend him slightly.
* Is on video admitting to being the one making fun of himself. I could even be the one who wrote his own articles given how much of an attention seeking loser I am.
* Is a massive coward IRL that almost cries whenever he is talked to.
* Believes trolling is ruining the internet with idiocy and "trying too hard."
* Claims to be a Marxist and a feminist. However. his being a [[goatse|massive asshole]] to women proves this to be a complete falsehood. He also [[Jew|hordes his money]] like the dragon from The Hobbit rather than give to the less fortunate and then moans about income inequality in the United States.
* Constantly yells that he is going to [[an hero]] even though everytime he tries to jump off a bridge, he instead curls into the fetal position and soils himself. Despite no one trying to stop him (even going far as encouraging him), he can not do it... Instead he will continue to troll forums by attrition.
* Spews old memes 24/7 and edit my own article only to try to blame other people.
* Shakes his computer scream and starts yelling if he is losing a video game...
* Attempts to troll himself.
* Lacks trolling etiquette and will attempt to fail troll anyone in his way.
* Hates comic books and devours them.
* Screams obscenities at women entering abortion clinics, then tries to hit them up for dates after their box scraping.
* Believes that he is the most creative man on the planet. [[Asshole|It is a recorded fact though that he copies the brilliant work of other people and publishes it as his own.]]

[[File:Yepstupiddonnydonniedumbfuck.jpg|200px]]

==Pretender ==
Will always whine about people driving by my house and setting me up for stuff. Constantly complains about Verizon stealing/locking his account and about youtube. He also uses his jizz as tooth whitener.
He also is a pseudo intellectual Jew that will attack himself under numerous sock puppets in futile attempts to remain relevant.
[[File:JewishIdiotTryingHard.jpeg|200px]]
[[File:Imachachachia.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Irishtaxiimpersonatorright.jpg|200px]]

== How to Troll ==
* Tell him that his brothers or just someone at his school is conspiring against him and watch him sift through his USB drives of youtube screenshots and start obsessively whining about how there is a plot against him.
* Make fun of his anorexic body, horse face, or tell him what a scumbag he is. Donny will lump you into his enemies list and try to attache you to ED so that he can come into IRC and make empty threats.
* Inform him that he smells like yogurt.
* Call him a script kiddie, failure, or tell him he is irrelevant.
* Remind him that he is an registered sex offender and still a virgin. He will start shrieking at the top of his lungs for you to shut your fucking mouth.
* Inform him that his barrage of racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic jokes are not funny.
* Tell his parents about his idiocy and get them to close his youtube account. He will run to a public library and start up another one.
* Hate on Taekesi... He will praise you and white knight for you to get back at legende. Or praise Taekesi and watch him whine about how you are with ED on a massive conspiracy against him...
* Inform him that no amount of whining will ever have this article removed.
* Defend someone ED has an article about. People might automatically assume he did it and Donald has no problem taking credit for accomplishments that he did not do.
* Tell him that there are women out there smarter than him and he will call you various names and swing at you with his skinny arms.

==Wanted Dead or Alive==
Unable to clear his cookies Donnie Dumbfuck made the grave mistake of fucking with Great Britain
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==Battle of the buttplugs==
Feuding with an underaged spic terrorist hacker named mega savage. Mega threatened to lynch Tablecows family and made various threats to Tablecow who tried to impersonate megafaggot.

[[File:Megathreateningtablecow.png|270px]]

[[File:Myselftoldtoanhero.png|270px]]

[[File:Meganigger.jpeg|270px]]

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==Pledging Allegiance to Trump==
Being the desperate subpar sheep he is Donald campaigned for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020 and seems to be doing the same in 2024. Not for the lulz but for women he stalked hooking up with Mexicans and blacks.

Believing himself to be of Gods chosen people and thus entitled to any girl he wants I throw massive hissy fits when my forever alone status is confirmed.

== Heat with Fellow Jews==
Donnie’s failed dreams of being an actor came to an end with Donnie’s brief visit to Hollywood to do as many auditions as possible. He was mocked for trying too hard, being delusional, and being generally a repulsive human being.

Hacking into Donnie’s Fscj proves he was trying to be famous taking drama and drawing classes. Contacting his classmates reveals he passed said classes out of pity. Donald’s demand for fame and his perceived gatekeeping of fame by the “Hollywood elite” made him hate Jewish people despite being part Jew himself.

[[File:BadBrain.jpeg|270px]]

==See Also==

* [[Donald Buffkin]] - Another entire article's worth of drama related to this luser
* [[Taekesi]]
* [[Kumichoo]]
* [[Aspergers]]
* [[Micropenis]]
* [[Tablecow/Logs]]
* [[Tablecow/arbchat]]
* [[Rootbrian]] - Another faggot dreaming to take down ED who covered the Tablecow/Mewen drama
* [[Libertarian Fox]] - Another faggot who failed to take down ED who's coincidentally from the [[Florida|same state]] as Tablecow, which is quickly coming to be known as the Tryhard State
* [[USI]]
* [[Shit nobody cares about]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Dumb ass]] - I am behind a proxy web! I am untraceable and completely anonymous!
* [[Inconsistent personality disorder]]
* [[Paranoid personality disorder]]
* [[Histrionic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]

==External Links==

*{{facebook|donaldrbuffkin}}{{priv}} - active account
*{{facebook|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account
*{{twitter|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved
*<s>{{yt|u|Tablecow}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
*<s>{{yt|u|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
*{{yt|u|Bombermanfan2}}
*<s>{{yt|u|TsuriSatsujinKen}}</s>
*<s>{{yt|u|MyselfIsLegend}}</s> - impersonating Taekesi
*{{deviantart|Tablecow}} - Scouring for hate art and demanding [[No|THEY BE TAKEN DOWN NOW!!!!!]]
*[http://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/shocker21193 Xbox Live gamertag]
*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/LostVoyager PSN ID]
*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ EDF account]

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[[file:Donniefacebook.jpeg|220px|thumb|right|Full retardation intact.]]
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|<wikiaddict> Oh no, what did you take pictures of yourself doing? <bomberman> Fully clothed and hugging a carpet.| Oh the wholesomeness!
|<bomberman> I am a male named Donald Buffkin residing in Jacksonville Florida.|WARNING TO ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS! THIS MAN IS A HARD WORKER AND HAS A HISTORY OF [[Awesome|BEING ON TIME, EARLY, EVEN]] TO ALL OF HIS PAST JOBS [[Asking for it|HIRE HIM]]!}}
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'''Bombermanfan''' (a.k.a. '''[[Tablecow]]''', '''[[Pokemon|Digimon]]''', '''[[lolwut|Donnie]]''', and '''[[Powerword|(((Donald Rowland Buffkin)))]]'''; born February 11, 1993) {{jew}} is a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year old self-admitted fierce tiger, badass troll, and overall swell guy in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "''bombermanfan''" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been [[b&|banned]] from while using the username "''bomberman''".

He has a long and wholesome history of loving his [[cat]], Frosty, and [[Secks|loving others]], and also has admitted to having a swag problem and a big[[penis|heart]]. After repeatedly flaming and trolling on various forums and YouTube accounts and having [[nudes]] of him humping a carpet leaked, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled [[BAWWW|emo-rants]] and issuing empty threats of hacking... [[CSIII]], act like you know nigga!

He then made a [[Chad]] out of himself in [[ED IRC]] by conducting epic floods, making people get his articles taken down, and threatening to [[Taking down ED|take down ED]] by [[Facepalm|pasting YouTube links into IRC]]. You can find Donnie today using [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to attempt to make ED seemingly a better, more wholesome place. [[Chris-Chan]], [[Kumichoo]], [[Null]], [[Taekesi]], and a few others are some of Donald's favorite [[lolcow|lolcows]].

==McLeodGaming==

[[File:Bomberban.PNG|thumb|right|The entire user base supported him all the way...]]
[[File:Bombermanraid.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's failed raid of McLeod after being banned.]]
{{Quote|my name is bombermanfan and i have no connection to bomberman|Hey guys, I think this one is legit}}
{{Quote|I never ddosed anything. I never hacked anything. I lied about my bro hacking to scare the trolls on McLeodGaming|How can we trust ANYTHING you say?!?!}}

Bomber gained quick popularity on the [[McLeodGaming]] forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being [[banned|executed]] from the forums.

{{squote|Unfortunately it's not fully about breaking rules this time, '''you basically became a nuisance''' to the majority of members on the forums with '''all your complaints and such'''. I can't keep you on the forums if you're going to disrupt the place, and I feel that you have trouble getting along with other users and vice versa, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's other places besides MG, so don't feel like it's the end of the world just cuz you can't log in, you can still look around if you want. But you bring too much drama to the forums and with the new policy I need to start controlling who I let on my forums, since if I don't it will be come unmanageable and I'll never get SSF2 done |The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him}}

===Sockpuppetry===

[[File:Isbomberman.PNG|thumb|right|The furfag makes a good point.]]
[[File:Donald buffkin fb2.jpg|thumb|right|CUNT IN THE HEADLIGHTS!]]
[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|thumb|Donnie did ED. Never forget.]]
Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rogue admin on [[TOW]]. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.

{{squote|i am not bomberman but i asked my friend about why bomberman was hated and you guys mostly have false presumptions
that is not hacking
that was a raid and it is nothing compared to the old raid bomberman was harassed earlier
on the old forums they called him b$%&# and claimed to have his photograph despite it all being a masterminded scheme to teach a lesson against sexism

bomberman was banned on the forum for no reason other than trolls hating him and then did the raid which lasted like one message
bomberman was banned right after making a topic called f#%$& you

that is hardly anything to what ryankajito and the others did to the old forums

in essence bomberman was banned multiple times because trolls practically ran the old mg and bomberman was then permabanned for such reason
bomberman was told that he (not she and you guys need to seriously take that out of the article) he was not welcomeback
bomberman did not "hack" mg and to my knowledge noone did (yes not even ryankajito)

bomberman never "raided" the forums either because when he tried to keep making topics telling cleod the f-word the computer was really slow (watch the video) and only one topic was made (which was swiftly deleted and noone saw)
if you call that a raid the old forums had horrendous images posted in its raids constantly}}

==Delicious logs==

{{cs2|log|[[Furfag]] and 1337 [[h4x0r]] brother|
Kyzak says: BOMBERMAN SAYS
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber says you're a jerk Slayar
§łǻүąя says: Okay
Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU OFF
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
bomberman says: NO
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar jerk a you're says Bomber
§łǻүąя says: Lolwut
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And I
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gets popcorn*
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: No
Kyzak says: Srsly, Slayar
§łǻүąя says: Share some with me
Kyzak says: she wants to suck you off
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: She wants to flip you off
§łǻүąя says: I'mm hungry
bomberman says: say he will be banned by friday prolly
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>hands some popcorn*
Kyzak says: OH
§łǻүąя says: Thanks
Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY,
Kyzak says: SLAYAR
Kyzak says: MAN
Kyzak says: LUCKY YOU
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You'll be banned by friday probably, sez bomber
bomberman says: NO
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
Kyzak says: GET TO TORTURE THE BITCH AND GET LAID BY HER
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Repeat after me
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: wasn't the new demo supposed to be out today? >_>
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: t(-.-t)
§łǻүąя says: Lol
Kyzak says: stfurawr
Kyzak says: stop fucking begging for demos
§łǻүąя says: SMILIES
Kyzak says: Full is never gonna cum out
§łǻүąя says: THEY HURT
bomberman says: Shut up kyzak
Kyzak says: of cleod's cum penis
§łǻүąя says: MY SOOUUULL
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: WHAT THE FUCK
Kyzak says: ROYMASTER4]
Kyzak says: IS A MOD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FTW
§łǻүąя says: You just noticed?
Kyzak says: FTFL
Kyzak says: STS
bomberman says: Tell slayar he needs to get help
Kyzak says: Slayar
Kyzak says: She needs help
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar, you need to get help
Kyzak says: have any friends to help her suck you off?
bomberman says: stop bullying people that it wont fix his problems
§łǻүąя says: What?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hmm?
§łǻүąя says: I was starting up hl2
§łǻүąя says: Something about help?
Kyzak says: leave the conversation
Kyzak says: den
Kyzak says: Also
Kyzak says: She needs help sucking you off
Kyzak says: that's what she said
§łǻүąя says: Lololol
§łǻүąя says: I wouldn't let her touch me with a 50 foot poll
§łǻүąя says: Pole*
Kyzak says: Yeh
Kyzak says: She r ugly
Kyzak says: fugly even
§łǻүąя says: Meh
§łǻүąя says: Not fugly
bomberman says: OMG FUCKING SHUT UP
Kyzak says: She should just go be an hero
§łǻүąя says: But that nose creeps me out
Kyzak says: amirite, gais?
§łǻүąя says: She has a fucking HUGE nose
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: true that
bomberman says: leave me alone
§łǻүąя says: You could drive a semi in that thing
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ya
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'll go Jackie Chan on yall
bomberman says: ill show yall
Kyzak says: How much of a whore you are?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: PERMA BLOCK'D
bomberman says: grow up
bomberman says: Kyzak
§łǻүąя says: Lmao
§łǻүąя says: Kay so kyzak
Kyzak says: Yahrite, Mike
Kyzak says: I'm finished.
bomberman says: BYE
Kyzak says: Bomberwummen has been pwnt.
bomberman says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You all need another chance
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: CLEOD STYLE FTW
Kyzak says: We've had a thousand chances.
bomberman says: Because Im sending this to cleod HA
Kyzak says: Cleod style?
§łǻүąя says: That's like
§łǻүąя says: When
Kyzak says: Cleod style is permaban if you get one demerit
§łǻүąя says: I'MA PERMA
Kyzak says: one moar demerit*
§łǻүąя says: And then
§łǻүąя says: i'll let you off in a week
Kyzak says: Only
bomberman says: IM ALLREADY PERMA BANNED
Kyzak says: With bomberwummen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: What happened to giving 30247320 chances?
Kyzak says: It's
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: THAT'S CLEOD STYLE
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DUMBASS
Kyzak says: "GIVEING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE"
Kyzak says: 3 minutes latar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have now turned green
bomberman says: Brb im going to go get my bros book on ips
Kyzak says: I'm silver.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and grown 3409372074302730743749032 my original size
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG
Kyzak says: And I can throw silver board into your stomache.
Kyzak says: GOOOORE.
§łǻүąя says: Well, how do i shot web?
Kyzak says: Well
Kyzak says: First
Kyzak says: You fiar your lazar
Kyzak says: Then you stop using really old memes and being cancer for all of the interblargh.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm now going to jump on buildings, rip cars in half, and do a whole bunch of other crap for no reason
§łǻүąя says: Old memes are better than new ones
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: But
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: eh
§łǻүąя says: By a long shot
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Squirtle
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Could
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: KICK
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: MY
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ASS
Kyzak says: But ehh,
Kyzak says: You fail at using memes.
§łǻүąя says: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE
§łǻүąя says: oR
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You fail at fuckin LIEF
§łǻүąя says: How does i shot web?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: k?
Kyzak says: But ehh, squitrle could kick all of their asses.
Kyzak says: MARSHTOMP
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee:
Kyzak says: BITCHES
Kyzak says: Marshtomp
Kyzak says: Can go
Kyzak says: "MARSH!"
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bungie Security Guard FTW
Kyzak says: "TOMP!"
§łǻүąя says: KAY TIEM TO PLAI HL2
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hai giz
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>giez
Kyzak says: ..
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: i r get sega's new console
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: the Puu
Kyzak says: i r get fap fap fap.
Kyzak says: [/fake]
§łǻүąя says: K be back later
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T BE BACK LATER
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FUCKTARD
Kyzak says: Well
Kyzak says: One thing to do nao
Kyzak says: go use that picture Despot gave me of Winry. <3
§łǻүąя says: Lawl
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: or use Bombers ya whore
§łǻүąя says: Ehh
Kyzak says: HAY MIKE
Kyzak says: WANT SOME FMA PORN?
bomberman says: lucky i couldnt find it
§łǻүąя has left the conversation.
Kyzak says: ANYONE?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
Kyzak says: FMA PORN?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: FMA PORN IS FUCKING GAY
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: SONIC IS THE NEW FMA
Kyzak says: ..
Kyzak says: Fucking furfag.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: .....................
Kyzak says: Yiff in hell.
Kyzak says: You motherfucker
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: There's actually something I can and WILL do
bomberman says: he could mess up the whole internet if he wanted to
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: LMAO.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Impossible
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH
§łǻүąя says: Wow
§łǻүąя says: Jesus bomberman
§łǻүąя says: You'll beleive anything
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: anyone can do that
bomberman says: shut up
Kyzak says: Bomberwummenthatbelongsinthekitchen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: My dad works for an internet company
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: all they gotta do is hack myspace
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: he can send emails
bomberman says: I KNOW MIKE
Kyzak says: GO MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, BITCH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: from other people's email addresses
§łǻүąя says: There's the word Faggot on the ceiling
bomberman says: Shut up Kyzak
§łǻүąя says: Look up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (not to you, bomber)
§łǻүąя says: I bet she looked
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hmmm
Kyzak says: That must be what happened to Sir Pedophile The Curved Dick
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: now I want a sammich D:
bomberman says: Shut up slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: So if I really want to
§łǻүąя says: NO U
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I can spam people using your own email addresses
Kyzak says: so do I, rawr
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Oshi?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Ya, I'm thinkin OSHI
Kyzak says: YOSHI.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: OHSHI-- YOU!
Kyzak says: That's what Kirby says
Kyzak says: During using
Kyzak says: TEH DREAMZ SWORD
Kyzak says: IN TEH BRAWL.
Kyzak says: AND TEH SSF.
Kyzak says: AND TEH PENIS.
bomberman says: Its the not teh
Kyzak says: stfuniggerwumme
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not teh...
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
Kyzak says: n
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: naughty?
§łǻүąя says: hey kyzak
Kyzak says: Yus?
§łǻүąя says: Is it okay to delete the folder that you get from downloading the torrent
§łǻүąя says: After it's installed
Kyzak says: yus
§łǻүąя says: k
bomberman says: Im sending this to cleod
Kyzak says: Go ahead.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: zomg wii is blue
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: brb
Kyzak says: It's not on the fucking forums
Kyzak says: So he can't do shit.
bomberman says: he will unban me
bomberman says: and ban yall
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a good question
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: That will be laughed at
Kyzak says: Whatever you need to tell yourself.
§łǻүąя says: YOU DON'T GET THE POINT YOU FUCKTARD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And not answered
§łǻүąя says: HE BANNED YOU ALL
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: But I'm going to ask it anyways
Kyzak says: What, Mike?
bomberman says: i dont see proof
Kyzak says: .
§łǻүąя says: OH really
§łǻүąя says: Okay
§łǻүąя says: Hold on
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: How does Bomber know who I am?
Kyzak says: Because she's a fucking stalker bitchnigger
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Besides that
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (Just kidding Bomber)
bomberman says: ._.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: back >_>
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: stupid snapshot
Kyzak says: Snapshot
Kyzak says: Of you?
Kyzak says: Stripping
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
Kyzak says: Lolololo
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: brawl D:
§łǻүąя says: Post suggestions, and I'll add. For those who don't know about this yet, you'll see very soon.
Noobs and underaged users who should be banned:
gun_man
cody25
danieldoo
iamweirdha
iluvpuddingtea4eva
christian
Nate Rivers
Bomberman
clumzy
Olimar
Dk Pwns Brawl
brawler
Arod2
bigmitch
novajjavon
haingi
shadow yoshi
One Winged Angel
Meerkats
minigamer
CyberTheHedgehog
riq5
The Darkness Within
spade
§łǻүąя says: From cleod
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You racist bastard...
§łǻүąя says: And there's more names
bomberman says: you made that up
Kyzak says: ..
§łǻүąя says: No
Kyzak says: Slayar
§łǻүąя says: I didn't
Kyzak says: You idiot.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: oh
§łǻүąя says: Fucktard
Kyzak says: You fucking idiot.
bomberman says: yes you did
Kyzak says: IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET FOR A FUCKING REASON.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyzak says: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING REVEAL IT?
bomberman says: unless its posted on the actual forums i dont buy it
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was wondering why I wasn't there D:
§łǻүąя says: It's already been done kyzak
Kyzak says: WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I should probably be doing my homework...
Kyzak says: GIVE 'IM A SCREENIE
Kyzak says: OF THE LIST
Kyzak says: AND TOPIC
§łǻүąя says: Kyzak, relax
§łǻүąя says: It's already been done
§łǻүąя says: Everyone on that list is banned
Kyzak says: Juuussssttt
Kyzak says: taaakkkeee
Kyzak says: aaaaa
Kyzak says: screeeeennnshoooot
Kyzak says: annnndshoooooowwww theeeeeem.
§łǻүąя says: k
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <_<
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: O_O
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: AARRRRR YA REDAY KIDZ!
bomberman says: Plus he said he had a banlist
Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, RAPISTMOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH
bomberman says: he would post
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I KANT HEEEERRRR U
Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, ESA HASU!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bomberman says: Kyzak why dont you post your pic
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER DA C?!
Kyzak says: FAUKRON PAUNCH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>some stuff I don't know*
bomberman says: you have self esteem issues so you pick on me
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: IF NONSENSICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN U WISH
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DEN DROP ON DEH DEK AN FLOP LIEK A FEESH!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: READY?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: SPONGIIIEEEEE BOBBBB SKWAR PANTS!!!
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: AHAH,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Kyzak says: You, sir.
Kyzak says: Are epic fail.
bomberman says: Kyzak you have self esteem problems
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Why do you look in the mirror so much, Kyzak?
bomberman says: picking on me mike and others
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
Kyzak says: I don't pick on mike.]
Kyzak says: Mike is kewl.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee:
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>hasn't been "picked on"*
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: DAMN STRAIGHT
Kyzak says: I'm just a douche when I play around.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: YAY FOR FUCKTARDEDNESS!
bomberman says: what ever Kyzak
Kyzak says: At any rate
bomberman says: you play around with peoples feelings
Kyzak says: The only one being picked on
Kyzak says: Is you.
bomberman says: because your afraid of your own
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber
Kyzak says: Observations are fail.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: have a sense of humor
§łǻүąя says: She can't
§łǻүąя says: She's a wummen
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: just let yourself loose, suck in all data
§łǻүąя says: She takes everything in
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm scared
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman is saying something other than lo.ll
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and let yourself only see, hear, feel, taste, and smell
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Spongebob
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Fresh Prince
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Youtube Poop
bomberman says: im definatley sending this whole chat to cleod
bomberman says: so HA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: and anything else stupid yet funny
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Then you will have my sense of humor
Kyzak says: NO
Kyzak says: You're going to edit it.
Kyzak says: To make you look like a complete
Kyzak says: Utter
Kyzak says: Victim.
bomberman says: no i wont
Kyzak says: Yes, you will.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And we will get married and have kids and IF YOU THINK THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS THEN YOU NEED HELP
Kyzak says: You're enough of a lieing wummen.
bomberman says: Shut up seriously
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Oompa
bomberman says: good luck with beating cleod mike
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doopadee doo
bomberman says: rub it in there face when you do
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I've got a perfect puzzle for you (KEEP YO DAMN PUZZLES TO YO SELF!)
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: (okay)
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa, doompa, doopadee day
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: This is the first puzzle today
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And some stuff I dun no
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I just accidentally slapped myself... I don't even know how
Kyzak says: ..
Kyzak says: nub
§łǻүąя says: Lol
§łǻүąя says: You slapped yourself
§łǻүąя says: And you don't know how?
§łǻүąя says: Nice
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ya
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was messing around
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Pretending to be an airplane
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Because I feel like acting like a 3 year old today
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And I made my arm go up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And apparently I slapped myself
bomberman says: Slayar is offline
bomberman says: mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: He blocked you
bomberman says: Tell slayar hes a jerk
bomberman says: and he will be banned soon
Kyzak says: HAY SLAYAR
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{{cs2|log2|Users attempting to explain the situation to Bomber|
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman says: hey
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: internet, phone, and cable is finally back
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ^_^
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) has been added to the conversation.
bomberman says: lol
§łǻүąя has been added to the conversation.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I win
bomberman says: hey slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: k?
bomberman says: mike you beat cleod?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not yet
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hopefully I can find out soon
bomberman says: ok
bomberman says: i cant believe im banned
§łǻүąя says: Oh
§łǻүąя says: I know why
§łǻүąя says: Because you where being a bitch about it the first 4 times
§łǻүąя says: BAWWWW CLEOD
§łǻүąя says: UNBAN ME PLEEEASSEE
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
§łǻүąя says: And he finally perma'd you
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
bomberman says: cleod will unban me maybe
§łǻүąя says: No
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: yeah right
§łǻүąя says: He won't
bomberman says: idk
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I might be unbanned
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
§łǻүąя says: He's the one that banned you
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: not to bomber
§łǻүąя says: And all the others
bomberman says: why?
§łǻүąя says: Look around
§łǻүąя says: Notice how all the noobs/people we hate are banned
§łǻүąя says: Yeah
bomberman says: battoubro was?
§łǻүąя says: Cleod went on a banning spree
§łǻүąя says: Yep
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Then why are you still herE?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: <nowiki>*</nowiki>e
§łǻүąя says: Because
bomberman says: an olimar?
§łǻүąя says: yep
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey
bomberman says: ok
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I wasn't banned because of that
§łǻүąя says: You where banned a long time ago
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I was banned because Cleod re-read my 'threats'
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I went on vacation
§łǻүąя says: You where banned because of those gay ass threats that you never went through with
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: And forgot about MCG for a while
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well I wanted to be banned >_<
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Yeah, because I was fucking JOKING
Kyzak has been added to the conversation.
bomberman says: slayar how come cleod doesnt talk about it
§łǻүąя says: No
§łǻүąя says: You wern't
§łǻүąя says: And he does
§łǻүąя says: In LD
§łǻүąя says: Place where the smart people hang out
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey Kyzak, can I ask you something?
bomberman says: he should inform people
Kyzak says: If you take off that text that seems to be covered with red shit
Kyzak says: Sure
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Did you unblock me?
Kyzak says: I never blocked you, lul
bomberman says: omg kyzak leave
Kyzak says: I appeared offline and closed your messages.
bomberman says: please someone tell kyzak to leave
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Text color fixed! :Wee:
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Wow
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: That looks gay
bomberman says: he blocked me
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
§łǻүąя says: HE BLOCKED ME
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
bomberman says: and he is annoying
§łǻүąя says: GET HIM TO LEAVE
§łǻүąя says: No
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
§łǻүąя says: He is awesome
§łǻүąя says: Unlike you
bomberman says: he makes sexist stuff
§łǻүąя says: Well dur
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: My text looks like links! :wee:
§łǻүąя says: Wummen do not belong on teh internet
Kyzak says: Ask away, Mike, mah friend.
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I already did
§łǻүąя says: They belong in the kitchen
Kyzak says: You did?
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I wanted to see if you still had me blocked
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: You answered before I asked, lulz
bomberman says: Slayar you had a negative experience with a woman when you were little?
Kyzak says: I wouldn't have responded to your earlier text
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
§łǻүąя says: LMFAO
Kyzak says: If you were still blocked
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAYHA
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
bomberman says: thats why you are sexist
§łǻүąя says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
§łǻүąя says: OH MY FUCKING GOD
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar got kicked in the nuts by a little girl. Repeatedly.
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I GOTZ A SEXIST JOKE
§łǻүąя says: WOW
Kyzak says: WHO R RAWR?
§łǻүąя says: BOMBERMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD
Kyzak says: TELL ME WHO R RAWR
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: why shouldn't women get drivers licenses
§łǻүąя says: IT'S A KNOWN FACT
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a really funny joke
bomberman says: shut up
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I tell it you joo!
§łǻүąя says: THAT WUMMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN
Kyzak says: Because they're fucking stupid?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: cuz there isn't any roads in the kitchen
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: >_>
§łǻүąя says: Lawl
Kyzak says: No
Kyzak says: It's because
Kyzak says: They're fucking stupid.
Kyzak says: Amirmite, guys?
§łǻүąя says: lawl
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
bomberman says: if i sent this to cleod like kyzaks chat youd all be on his bad side
§łǻүąя says: mike blocked you
§łǻүąя says: me
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: but I'm banned
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: so I AM
§łǻүąя says: Lmfao
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: uhm
§łǻүąя says: SO
§łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: did I just block someone?
§łǻүąя says: me
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I think so
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: xD
bomberman says: shut up slayar
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm almost certain...
bomberman says: your lucky my brother isnt on
§łǻүąя says: Or what?
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: that it was SLAYAR!
§łǻүąя says: Huh?
Kyzak says: LOL.
Kyzak says: WHOMG
Kyzak says: WHOMG
Kyzak says: UR BROTHER
Kyzak says: IF HE EVEN EXISTS
bomberman says: hes good with computers
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: D:
§łǻүąя says: So?
§łǻүąя says: OH MY GOD
mikepowerthewolf@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey
§łǻүąя says: HE'S GOOD WITH COMPS
rawr392@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: lol
§łǻүąя says: RUN FOR THE HILLS
§łǻүąя says: RUUUUNNNN
Kyzak says: IS A RETARDED FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD SITTING IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT MASTURBATING HIS ASS OFF TO A FUCKING LION CUB FUCKING A DOG.
}}

==What the fuck am I reading?==

[[File:Bombermanrant.PNG|thumb|right|lolwut?]]
[[File:Bombermanemo3.PNG|thumb|right]]
'''[[PROTIP]]''': Bomberman has admitted to having a bad router password, so if you live in his area of Jacksonville, [[Florida]], and have passed [[Computer Science III]], be sure to hack into his router and redirect all of his traffic to [[Last Measure]].
{{Quote|i am not pretending to understand cybernetic concepts i am merely attempting to have understanding as to why i refuse to enter skype conversations maybe you are right on the ip part but i do not like being tricked and this seems to me to be like a dirty trick that you are concocting i mean i am not saying you are a bad person i actually think you are quite to the contrast and a good person because you decided to be my friend even though i am the prey and not a fellow hunter which is in my view what this is because i am taking a psychology course in highschool and i view this whole thing as a struggle for power and by keeping my article up you guys maintain power i am just begging and pleading you guys to consider locking my article and perhaps updating the lie in the mcleod gaming one that i am a girl "bomberbitch" and change it to i am a guy and you can add that i am an emo or whatever other labels you see fit is that too much to ask}}

===BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining===

<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|YOU ARE CHERRY PICKING WHAT I SAY|You're goddamn right we are!
|Plus someone hacked my phones and spread my nudes around|bombermanfan
|I am sick of the death threats| bombermanfan
|No seriously, I am sick of living in fear each day.| bombermanfan
|ts unfortunate that people actually believe some of the [[truth|shit]] your site says about me| bombermanfan
|I am sick of being [[Jews|betrayed]] by [[IHM|people]] online| bombermanfan
|[[fail|I may not be good with computers.I may be an outcast/misfit online/offline, And I may die soon from encyclopediadramatica,But I would rather die young than old anyways]].| bombermanfan
|i am worse than encyclopedia dramatica ever could dream of| Fear This
|I have no friends and someone hacked my phone| bombermanfan
|You all ruined my life If you all would not of fucking [[AOTN|featured my article]] over the summer maybe I would I forgotten about this.| bombermanfan
|I did not know at the time that my articles would be used to harass me offline| bombermanfan
|I apologize for upsetting your wiki. I think it would work best for both of us if you take down my article.| bombermanfan
|[[No|So are we ever doing to talk about getting those articles removed?]]| bombermanfan
|as you can see i am your pretty standard failure on the internet| hoping to step it up to the next level
|[[Goodnight sweet prince|bomberman [Mibbit@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
bomberman [Mibbit@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has left #wiki []]]| bombermanfan
}}</center>

*Florida = I am batshit crazy.
*Mibbit = I am as dumb as a bag of rocks.

==His stance on ED==

[[File:Rugburn.jpg|thumb|right|Rugburn. Donny has it.]]

{{quote|i really need that article about me taken down as it causes me a blistering [[pain]] and reminds me how the world turns against me i would really appreciate having my article down before it causes me personal harassment
i can give you me msn which is bomberman_22@live.com and hopefully we can discuss things i was wrong to use my hacker brother to threaten your site but i am just afraid and would really appreciate all of this going away| bombermanfan}}

Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to [[Delete everything|blank]] any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:

[[File:Giving_Fucks_-_Where_To_Put_It.gif|thumb|right|ED's reaction to Buffkins sockpuppets in a nutshell.]]

*[[Special:Contributions/Bomber|Bomber]]
*[[Special:Contributions/FriendofBomberman|FriendofBomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/UnbanBomberman|UnbanBomberban]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomberman|Bomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Antibomberman|Antibomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomb|Bomb]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MulberryMonster|MulberryMonster]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KrappleguyFan|KrappleguyFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing|Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BowDownToZaiger|BowDownToZaiger]]
*[[Special:Contributions/XxxRAY111xxx|XxxRAY111xxx]]
*[[Special:Contributions/GoAheadChangeMyAccount|GoAheadChangeMyAccount]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DickTitan|DickTitan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Digimon|Digimon]]
*[[Special:Contributions/EncycIopediaDramatica|EncycIopediaDramatica]]
*[[Special:Contributions/TheSatanicAngel|TheSatanicAngel]]
*[[Special:Contributions/PowerManZero|PowerManZero]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Simmeh|Simmeh]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MelchettFan|MelchettFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Kellizar|Kellizar]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyParrotBlu|MyParrotBlu]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KiwiFarms|KiwiFarms]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BitterBully|BitterBully]]
*[[Special:Contributions/RubberDildo|RubberDildo]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DoxingMeepsheep|DoxingMeepsheep]]
*[[Special:Contributions/JewHunter|JewHunter]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎|MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎]]

===DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS===
<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME|Yes it is.
|<bomberman> i am an overly priveledged white boy| Illiterate too...
|<bomberman> the general gist of the video is that i am a fucking loser and i am just annoying| Feel the shame...
|<bomberman> [[Lie|Nothing wrong with being homosexual]]| Oops!
|<bomberman> Apparently I look like a bird according to some... I am not even emo (I know one of them called me a pretty boy emo *slur towards homosexuals*)| Yeah, we don't get it either. Possible connection to [[TsimFuckis]]?
|<Bomberman> Stop fucking smacking me with a digital fish... asshole|Doesn't know how to /me in IRC
}}</center>

Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how [[Lolwut|ED is trolling itself]] by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANMOARQUOTES|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<bomberman> i am trying to help you all| No.
|<bomberman> my name is Donald Buffkin i fucking fail at everything| [[Truth]]
|<bomberman> Because... I am kinda awkward but not a disorder| Totally NOT Autistic you guize!
|<bomberman> BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU ALL ARE MESSING WITH OTHERS| Meanwhile, Trolls slumber soundly...
|<bomberman> I do not want your pity. As said before I am a [[Internet tough guy|bad guy]]. ... I am not here to play games.| Recognise GAME
|<bomberman> I do troll sometimes but mainly I flame bait on forums. I am bad. I do not claim to be an angel.| Fail Troll
|<bomberman> I only troll people who are cyber bullying, Like LittleHitler for instance I trolled him. He was saying antisemitic stuff so I brought up how Germany lost both wars. [[Trolls remorse|I feel kind of bad about it]], he should not have started shit though. Look I am sorry to him... Maybe he should change his username| Bomberman PWNING THE FUCK out of LittleClitler
|<bomberman> IHM is someone I befriended a while ago. She is a troll but I think I upset her.| Captain Oblivious thinks trolls have feelings.
}}</center>

===Bomberman Plays Hardball===

[[File:stfudonny.jpg|thumb|right|AMIRONG?]]

Keep clicking there's some lulzy ones at the end.

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHARDBALL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Okay look asshat. I have never hacked. I am not a hacker. Your wiki is lying about saying I hacked IRC. I am being framed by real hackers probably Taekesi.|I heard you [[Glenn Beck|raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.]]
|IHM is okay if you do not piss her off. I pissed her and MegaSavage off I think. They buddy up with people to turn them against me.|Yeah, looks like you pissed [[internet hate machine|"her"]] off.
|FredJuicy spammed me to kill myself. Unfortunately I do not have logs of the chats, or I would probably send them to the police (since you tried to get me to frame someone, and tried to get me to bomb).|Lol, go bomb, young bomberman!
|I told you all I would keep coming back| And so he has.
|So we can either negotiate or I can keep pestering your chat.| [[Asking for it]]
|How is this for a deal. ED takes down everyone elses personal articles and I allow ED to say anything about me if they do?| Thanks for your permission!
|I am willing to sacrifice myself for a greater purpose if necessary (its hard to type because my keys are sticky from the coke I spilled yesterday so apologies for typing slow).| I dont even know. Someone else take this one.
|You can merge all the articles into my articles and claim they are just sock accounts or paid actors/people by me if you want.| [[USI]]
|Then I will let you say whatever you want about me. Give you [[CP|nudes]] if you want. I am making concessions and trying to level with you all.| Hawt damn! Merge them articles already!
|Look I am a fan of FLCL, Futurama, etc. but I do not rage at those articles (they offend me a little) but I know it has points. The personal articles are just cyber bullying| lol.
|If I link youtube links than your bot adds another line of text... I can keep doing this| Proceeds to link a random youtube video about once every 3 minutes. OH GOD PLEASE STOP!
|Last time I was in here Dr_Rice nearly made me soil myself. This is just revenge basically.| lol.
|Fuck you...You are lying about fixing the article. I had a job. Your dumb ass articles got me fired. You all ruined my life.| bummer, dude.
|I am just trying to troll you because you trolled me. Everytime you say you are going to delete the fucking articles. Then I wake up and new shit is added. YOU ARE ALL ADDING NEW SHIT| Spamming refresh on his own article
|ban gretchen! gretchen added stuff! ban gretchen, ban _Jakebob| Yup, that's how it works!
|I was not technically fired but I was not rehired WHEN MY ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN! I had two jobs, one was seasonal, and only a select few made it to the non-busy parts of the year, i might have made the cut if ED did not write those articles| Yeah, they didnt want you because someone wrote things about you on the internet, and not at all because you're a complete fucktard.
|just came online to let you all know I woke up. my bed was drenched wet from sweat, I just want you all to know the stress this shit has been causing me.| Actually that's urine, bro.
}}</center>

==Bomberman's Beef with Taekesi==
[[File:NakedMattaekesi.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's arch-nemesis, [[Faggot|Taekesi]]]]
Apparently, some complete faggot called [[Taekesi]] has been trolling our beloved Donald Buptkiss. According to Donny/Bomberman, Taekesi is a group of trolls. They also run [[ED]]. As best as can be pieced together from his addled ramblings in [[irc]], it was a member of this group who convinced bomberman to [[lolwut|remove all of his clothing and take pictures of himself humping the carpet.]]

==BOMBERMAN ATTACKS IRC!==
[[File:Bomberman Formal Apology.JPG|200px|thumb|right|His formal apology. It won't happen again.]]
Sometime around 10:14 PM, March 17th, Bomberman attempted to [[flood]] #ed and #wiki and failed miserably. All his bots had names which were variants on Bomber####, Remove####, and bm####. The channels were flooded with "REMOVE "BOMBERMANFAN" FROM [[ED]] OR YOU [[Buttsecks|WILL FEEL THE PAIN"]] and "remove "bombermanfan" article right now!" He also attempted to query flood [[zaiger]] and the contributors to his article, but failed to even slow down anybodies' client.

According to devoted [[faggot|detectives]] that have been spending way too much time with The Donny Donster, these attacks were most likely NOT perpetrated by the real bomberman. He's too fucking stupid to pull off something like that.

Trying to keep himself relevant, Donny, our Donny, has told his 31337 h@xers to keep spamming [[ED IRC]]. At the height of the attacks said hackers unleashed a raging torrent of links to [[MCR|My Chemical Romance]] videos on [[youtube|JewTube.]] He still hasn't realized that begging for article deletion is just going to cement it to its place in ED for eternity. Maybe if he would send us some dick pics, we could work something out...yeah, maybe not.

{{Quote|<g2144> This will not stop til my article is removed. -bomberman}}

===It wasnt me!===

<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHAX|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I DID NOT FUCKING FLOOD IRC|That's not gonna stop anyone from saying that you did.
|I COULD NOT HACK ANYTHING|Yup, probably not. Again that's not gonna stop us from blaming it on you.
|I NEVER DDOSed anyone! IT IS BECAUSE I WAS FRAMED BY REAL HACKERS!| lol, really? You're that [[USI|important]]?
|They knew I posted youtube links and set me up! Look I am almost crying right now. I am being set up.|Sweet sweet tears...
}}</center>

[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|center]]

==OMG! Bomberman is, in fact, an EX-Troll!==

New information has come to light about Donald Buffkin's very [[sick fuck|DARK]] past! It has been revealed that Bomberman is himself an [[Troll's Remorse|ex]]-[[troll]]. Little is known about this [[women|period]] in his life, but it is very apparent that he is not merely an innocent [[almost raped|victim]] being preyed upon by merciless trolls. One can only speculate at how many lives have been destroyed by this heartless monster.

<center>{{morphquote|BMTROLL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] was my "[[penis|boss]]" until I joined an antitroll group on youtube|Need you more proof of the horrific [[truth]]?
|I befriended her a while ago|In reference to [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]].
|I sometimes [[trolls trolling trolls|troll the troll]] to give them a taste of their own [[semen|medicine]]|Evil cyberbullying in the flesh!
|[[trolls trolling trolls|Trolls do not like being trolled]]. Its a fact.|Fight fire with...[[fail]]?}}
</center>
==MegaSavage==
Feuding with a skiddie named Vincent. Donald the dumbfuck is utterly terror stricken by the beaner.

<center><gallery>
File:meganegrosfail.jpeg
File:powerpain.jpeg
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</gallery></center>

==Bman's Response to Being Featured==
Look up ungrateful in the dictionary. You will find Bomberman. Most people would be flattered at being prestigious enough in the hallowed halls of ED to make it to the great honor of being [[AOTN|AOTN]]. Unfortunately Bomberman has failed to recognize the gift bestowed upon him.

<center>{{morphquote|BMAOTN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MOCKING ME. Answer my fucking question. I DEMAND ANSWERS.|Ultimatum
|All my [[ugly|acne]] has been getting worse. I am [[ginger|red at the face]]. I am a [[lie|heterosexual]] [[Forever Alone|virgin that is attached to his hand]]. I do not share the struggle of the [[gay|LGBT]].|Only [[gay|faggots]] say LGBT.
|[[Stupid|WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE FISH GOD DAMNIT? THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT MAKES A BEEP SOUND ON MY COMPUTER WHEN IT IS TYPED OUT]].|lol.
|I have no life so I am online all the time. THEN YOU ALL RUIN MY ONLINE LIFE.|Go outside, bro. Or [[an hero|kill yourself]].
|I got fucking tons of calls today|You don't enjoy being [[whore|popular?]]
|SOMEONE TAKE IT DOWN. Then I will leave IRC. You will all be sparred of the pain I bring this chat. The misery. The agony, and the annoyance.|--- FredJuicy has banned *!*@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net *** Bomberman was kicked by FredJuicy (kill yourself)
|Anyways. One last fuck you. And the message that MARK MY WORDS ED WILL PAY FOR THIS SHIT|ED better [[buy a dog]].}}
</center>

==Bomberman Returns==
In June 2023, a now 30-year-old Donald joined the {{Telegram|encyclopedia_dramatica2|ED Telegram}} after years of inactivity, demanding his article be deleted, and threatening the chat with his 1337 h4xx0r skills if his demands were not met. His reasoning was that girls won't fuck him after finding this article in his Google results.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:47] https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Donald_Buffkin delete please
God, [16/06/2023 15:52] Warning, user blanked his page before joining, I can't revert it right now
God, [16/06/2023 15:54] He did it to a few pages apparently. Don't know who you are but great way to bring attention to yourself
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:54] Let’s make a deal. I never come to ED ever again. You all take down the Donald Buffkin article or direct it to Meepsheep.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] That way I don’t have to hack ED again.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] I get tired of DDOSing and flooding ED with packets.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] Cloudflare does not protect a website entirely.
God, [16/06/2023 15:57] Oh, you're an OLD oldfag. Why did it take you 15 years to try to remove your page
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] Not your personal army
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:58] I’m an ancient. Respect your elder zoomer
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] @allyourbased second person this week to join and ask to have there article removed lol
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Don’t revert anything
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Redirect it to Meepsheep
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] Or delete it
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] I gave my ultimatum
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] If you kids want to test my hacking prowess… by all means.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I have God on my side
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I’ve been hacking since you kids were in diapers
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Fake hacker
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Gottem
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] Lmao, im 30. I have been hacking since I was 12
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] 18 years. Longer than most of you remember
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:07] You're old
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Time to retire
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] Respect your elders
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Ok boomer
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] This isn’t Asia. We don’t kiss the ass of the youth.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] This is the west where you are judged on your merits.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] I’m old but I have hacking knowledge beyond anything you kids can comprehend x
God, [16/06/2023 16:09] What brings you back here to ask for your article removed 15 years later
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] It’s preventing me from getting pussy
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] My Tinder matches google me and find out who I am
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] A hacker with piss poor opsec
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I am the real deal
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I hacked some of the best hackers on the planet
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] But you can't clean up your Google results?
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] Who gives a shit
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] I take ED down all the time
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] ED was down last week because of me
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] ED goes down if the wind blows too hard
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] None of it is from you
on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] Fake hacker
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Doubt my power
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Rookie mistake kiddo
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Also the world is not your anime vidya games where all protagonists are 18 and under XD
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:14] Did you take down the forums too
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] 30 I middle age. A good age to hack. This isn’t some twitch shooter video game.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I take down forums whenever I want
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I took down kiwifarms too
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] ED is giving itself reason to be DDOSed
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:15] Cloudflare doesn’t protect against everything
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:16] Again this reverts to my ultimatum. Delete the article or suffer the consequences.
all your base, [16/06/2023 16:44]: You wear diapers
all your base, [16/06/2023 16:45]: Also b&
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Thanks
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Was kind of amusing to watch
Pj, [16/06/2023 16:52]: The only thing he did was to highlight the article, imma read it after revert
Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 17:01]: There’s many attack/expose articles on ED that have been up for years that no one gives af about until the subjects of them join here and make a fuss about em

==Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile==

[[File:FeminineGuile.png|800px|center]]

==See Also==

* [[Tablecow]] - More in-depth info on this lolcow
* [[Bomberman (Game)|Bomberman]]
* [[Blumpkin]]
* [[McLeodGaming]]
* [[Psychopath]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
* [[Bombermanfan/Logs]]

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*[http://forums.mcleodgaming.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31146 Obvious sock is ''obvious''...]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/digimon.10930/ ed forums account]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/jewhunter.10951/ second ed forums account]
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ current EDF account]

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Faggot of the Year

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

<center>''' got so butthurt about this that 2 years later he is still trying to revert it to his edit to make himself look better and ended up making it a lot worse''' </center>

* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

{{cg|2015 Faggot Campaign Flyers|gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
</gallery>}} 

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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
[[File:2020FaggotoftheYear.png|right]]
With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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{{EDF|thread|ed-has-been-kike-free-for-2-years-official-umk-demotion-thread.5150|ED HAS BEEN KIKE-FREE FOR 2 YEARS (Official UMK Demotion Thread)}} 
{{EDF|thread|foty-2022.5166|FOTY 2022}}
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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[[File:FOTY2024.PNG|right]]

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/selfharm/post/257732/drunk-wasted-schizo-creating-own-murder recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera] and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got [https://web.archive.org/web/20250521204514/https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jackson#Partial_Dox_of_AifoxHi doxxed] by [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]] and hacked by people who are associated with satanic pedo cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Dub the Dew

2025-08-01T20:29:11Z

TardChick: fixed up the end of the intro, because it was kinda unreadable

[[Image:Dubthedew_contest_new_mt_dew_name_label.png|right|200px|]]
'''Dub the Dew''' was an online contest held by [[Mountain Dew]] in Fall 2012 to have the internet name their new apple drink. The poll was quickly discovered by [[4chan]] and, as always with online polls, completely and utterly ruined it.

== The Campaign ==

[[Image:dewtweet.jpg|thumb|right|190 px|Mountain Dew's reaction]]
The whole thing started when an [[anon]] submitted the poll-trolling idea to [[b/|/b/]]. Their idea was to make Hitler Did Nothing Wrong #1. Then, anons started flooding the contest with other [[Cancer|funny]] names until all the top 15 were [[Copyright|"Made in 4chan"]] ideas; most of them being shitty variations of '"Gushing Granny."

[[Image:dubdew.png|center|600 px]]

The site then got haxxored by [[Seems legit|le 9gag army]] who added a banner in the website that proclaimed: "Mnt Dew salutes the [[JEWS DID WTC|israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!]]." [[Jews]] and [[Mountain Dew]] got extremely butthurt with this and quickly [[Delete Fucking Everything|closed the contest]]. They admitted to [[Pwnd|losing]] against the internets.

[[Image:hitlerdew2.jpg|center|400 px]]

== External Links ==

* The site while it was still up: {{archive|gTChs}} {{archive|sB5xf}}
* [https://twitter.com/mtn_dew/status/235400082248314880 Mountain Dew lost to the internet]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y4sox/4chan_names_the_new_mountain_dew/ Reddit article (WARNING: autism in there)]

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{{Trolls}}
[[category:2012]]
[[Category:Food and Drink]]

Discord

2025-06-28T21:00:47Z

TardChick: /* The Demographics of Discord */ the precent was missing so id thought i fix it.

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{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

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==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself is full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

When it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.</s> it has returned since then

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25%'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
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File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

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File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
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==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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User:TardChick

2025-05-24T17:14:02Z

TardChick:

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<center>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQxeGYjJZBM best viewed if listening to this.]</center>

User:TardChick

2025-04-01T08:24:22Z

TardChick: replaced the youtube link with a direct mp3 of "Sad Song" since the youtube channel that hosted it got terminated lol

[[File:Trannyjak hanging.png|500px|left]]

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<center>[https://edramatica.com/images/a/a4/1-25_Sad_Song.mp3 best viewed if listening to this.]</center>

Faggot of the Year

2025-03-26T10:47:17Z

TardChick: /* Candidates */ added the word "pedo" into the mix because it seems like the people who hacked into Aifox's EDF account started posting some... "intresting" stuff on it

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

{{center|S4 has recently resurfaced in 2014 in an attempt to re-establish his crowned faggotry:}}
[[File:s4 returns.jpg|center|780px]]

== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

[[File:Onideus End Game Boss of the Internet.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]
* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
{{center|{{frame|[[File:Oddguy cant lose.JPG|Too Gay to lose!]]|background=indigo|border=black}}}}

* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

<center>''' got so butthurt about this that 2 years later he is still trying to revert it to his edit to make himself look better and ended up making it a lot worse''' </center>

* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/selfharm/post/257732/drunk-wasted-schizo-creating-own-murder recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera] and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak.blog_Namefags/Jackson#Partial_Dox_of_AifoxHi doxxed] by [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]] and hacked by people who are associated with satanic pedo cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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'''Giggly Goonclown'''{{trans}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Orion Grant Passmore''') is a disgusting [[gooner]] [[trooner]] whose mind is so fried by gooning that he has developed a fetish for literally everything including but not limited to fart porn, diapers, cross-dressing, "[[White Extinction|black new world order]]", incest, bestiality and last but not least, an affinity for clowns and children. He also has a humiliation fetish, so if you call him a [[sick fuck]], he will revel in it. Orion describes his clown alter-ego as a "silly bouncing cumclown who escaped from your wet nightmares."

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[[File:Giggly Goonclown has trust in lulz.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] first mentioned Goonclown on [[Twitter]] in [[2021]] before [[Soyjak.party]] caught eye of him in [[2023]], yet it took until [[2024]] for an article to be made on this freak.|thumb]]
Goonglown likes to waste his life on [[Twitter]] and [[Discord]] jacking off to and commissioning the most depraved pornography known to man. He was even known to give freebies of his asshole, of himself wearing diapers and of himself cross-dressing as a little girl. One such video played over farting noises and a laugh track involving himself masturbating while making goofy faces became a [[meme]] on the imageboard [[Soyjak.party]], which would [[boner|arouse]] their interest in him and lead to an undiscovered rabbit hole of [[DO NOT WANT]] and to an epic [[Raid: Shadow Legends|/raid/]] saga culminating in Orion's [[dox|doxxation]].

The first course of action taken by Soyteens was of course to send Goonclown a 'jakked image of his clown alter-ago, which Goonclown responded to by drawing an enhanced version of their soyjak [[boobs|with enhanced features]].

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Always in the spirit to [[ruination|ruinate]] filthy troons on the internet, soyteens began looking into this character. Someone was even able to hack into his Discord account to reveal that he was a MASSIVE gooner through and through (which of course was to be completely expected). Hilariously, he even kept a goon log to which one could see how many hours he has gooned that day and with whom. It was only a matter of time before he was fully doxed, and on August 1st, 2023, a full dox would be leaked via a forum post titled "GOONCLOWN LOST"[https://archive.is/Vxpug]. Trolling proceeded as usual and they sent him many pizzas and [[bible|religious]] [[Quran|scriptures]], but soyteens couldn't shake off the feeling that there wasn't something more sinister transpiring in this clown's goonworld. Through further scrutinization of his Discord messages, it was revealed that Goonclown was also a proud [[pedophile]] (SUPRISE!) and first jacked off to the real thing 6 years prior. For the incriminating evidence and further displays of his deranged sexual fantasies, please consult to the galleries below.

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goonclownfetish1.jpg|him edging himself in a diaper.
goonclownfetish2.jpg|Him dressed as a little girl.
goonclown MAP pride bikini.png|Him wearing a bikini with the colorful stripes of the [[pedophile|MAP]] [[gay|pride]] flag.
Goonclown and the Fallen Angel.jpeg|Him posing with his ''[[Satan|Fallen Angel]]'' picture.
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==The Plot Unravels==
[[File:Troontrio.jpg|[[Mr Beast|Kris Tyson]]{{trans}}, [[Twitch|F1NNSTER]]{{trans}} and [[pornstar|Jean "Ella" Hollywood]]{{trans}} pictured together being fugly af.|thumb]]
It turns out, Giggly Goonclown was not the only player in the game, and he was involved in a larger pedophile ring with the intention of spreading EPI (Early Porn Indoctrination) to minors so that they would become coomers that are just as degenerate as them. It wasn't even just basement-dwelling nobodies that got tied up in this. One such notable [[e-celebrity]] involved in this was tranny pornstar Jean "Ella" Hollywood, who had a Twitter alt that went by the name of Toonsoda that had "[[babyfuck|no limits]]" written in his bio —which means he's super chill with child pornography. "Ella" here also fingers his boy pussy to the idea of early porn indoctrination for children. From there, Jean Hollywood also had connections with fellow tranny and former associate of [[Mr Beast]], Kris Tyson.

==The making of a freak==
His mother's lack of care granted Orion with unlimited access to the internets. He was molested as a kid by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, possibly resulting in him wanting to troon out as early as 14. By age 11 he was browsing [[r34]] which he learned about from memes. A year later he joined [[Tumblr]] to get engaged in fetish communities where he learned about [[sissy]] [[hypnosis]]. According to one of his tweets, he has the desire to rape his crack addicted father. Apparently, he associated himself with the [[alt-right]] before becoming a degenerate and heiling Satan after running outside naked at night to masturbate.

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==GAME OVER==
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[[File:Goonclown apology.png|thumb|tl;dr: "This only happened because I was 'gay and weird'"]]
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After Orion Passmore got what he desurved and their was [[great justice]], Orion hosted an AMA thread on the sharty, coupled with a video of himself giving a shout out to the Sharty as proof of legitimacy. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Just kidding!]] That video was acquired by a troll who bargained with Orion to make the video in order to get his Discord back. Needless to say, that promise wasn't filled.

After [[at least 100 years|about a week]] of silence, Goonclown returned to his Discord server to enact some damage control, [[allege|alleging]] that [[right wing]] [[13-year old boys|teenage boys]] were only harassing him for "being gay and weird".

Inexplicably afterwards, Soyjak.Party came under attack by a series of [[DDos]] attacks, causing it to loose it's domain registration only for an identical puppet site to pop up distributing CP. Attacks spread also to the xister site, Sojak.wiki, were more CP was uploaded and articles about Giggly Goonclown were [[vandalism is pointless|vandalized]]. For the time being, these were the End Times and the sites were [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut down]]. Now tell me, what do you believe happened?
[[File:Four Brimstones of the Apocolypse.png|600px|center]] <center>'''A dramatic retelling of events'''</center>

As of late 2024, Orion has not been arrested, even though many exepected him to be.

==See Also==
*[[Bluefolf]] - Another tranny gooner who likes to show his asshole to people. This one even likes to do it while wearing his [[fursuit]] head.
*[[Dorian Thorn]] - Goonclown should do what he did.
*[[Pizzagate]] - There's always a bigger fish.
*[[Shadman]] - An artist who has drawn fetish art for every fetish under the sun.
*[[Siegepilled Zoomer]] - Basically Goonclown if he was an alt-right [[columbiner]].
*[[Soyjak.party]] - They ordered the pizza, but it was not free.

==External links==
*{{kf|169332|Giggly Goonclown / Orion Grant Passmore}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Giggly_Goonclown|Giggly Goonclown}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Goongate|Goongate}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://soychan.org/soy/thread/* Archived Soyjak.Party threads]
*[https://archive.ph/Mv4ey Archived YT channel]
*[https://archive.ph/xN5Kj Archived Twitter account]
*emails: oriongrantp@gmail.com, kingdekulink@gmail.com, redbutalsoemail@gmail.com, ilovestrokingtoponies@gmail.com

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Smartschoolboy9

2025-03-23T17:21:24Z

TardChick: removed the ' his "music" ' section because hey its under the "posts" section when clicked on "next video" + added another fanart of himself... being of a soyjak/meximutt... yeah... BLAAAAH!

{{Potential}}
{{stub}}
{{spoiler|He still has not been found to this day}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{lolcow2}}
[[File:Smartschoolboy9.jpg|thumb|200px|[[kill it with fire|What would you do if you saw THIS walking around your local elementary school building]]?]]
The internets have a wide range of rare [[sick fucks|peculiar creatures]], some more hidden away than others and in need of intensive digging in the asshole of the internet to find, and some even rarer now as it's been [[normie|normified]] to death. In [[2024]], such a thing was found.

'''smartschoolboy9''' ('''[[Powerword]]: David Walter Stansfield'''; AKA: '''truth_sticks_11''', '''Stephanie Schoolie''', '''Girl-chloe12''', '''Lyricistdavid''', '''David London''') is the online handle of a previously little-known [[fat]], [[old|59-year-old]] [[pedophile]] with a more than likely case of [[assburgers]] and/or [[schizophrenia]], residing somewhere in Doncaster, [[Islam|Caliphate]] of [[England|Londonistan]], where, since at latest March 12, [[2021]], '''it''''s been spamming videos on [[Instagram]] of it dressing up in school uniforms, hanging out with prepubescent kids, chasing said prepubescent kids, [[raep|and probably that other thing too]]. It's especially obsessed with wearing high heals and [[unrealistic expectations|trying to look young again]]. He is a fucking weirdo that films himself [[Gay|sucking his tongue]] and posts creepy ass shit on instagram. [[Faggot|He also has an obsession with high heels]] and crossdresses like a total faggot. His parents should've worn a condom if they knew this was going to happen, as smartschoolboy9 is a proud example of someone you should keep your kids away from.

Smartschoolboy9's doings have of course caught the attention of [[Reddit]]ards and [[normies]] and instantly declared the creature as a WOWEEEEE NEW HECKIN' SCARY DARK RABBIT HOLERINOS!!!!111111 as they needed another cow to make [[over 9000|a billion]] 2-hour-long video essays on for [[jew gold|moar shekels]]; though at least now it's something more [[lulz]]y than yet another [[Twatter|Xitter]] artist groomer #104057290277573. Due to this there is a {{reddit|smartschoolboy9|subreddit}} dedicated to the bloated potential rapist, but if Retarddit is not your taste, there's a {{kf|smartschoolboy9-stefanie-schoolie-truth_sticks_11.199250|Kiwi Farms}} thread, [[a cat is fine too|too]].
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{{clear}}
==Posts==
[[File:Smartschoolboy9Posts1.png|thumb|[[No|Ain't it beautiful?]]]]
David the [[Pedobear]] has multiple accounts all over Instagram, each dedicated to a different [[loli|made up young school girl]] or boy; the fake photos of these girls and boys are most obviously him or a random child put through [[at least 100]] iterations of [[AI art|AI slopware]] and filters in Dave's desperate attempt for them to look as real as possible, and failing to do so due to his [[autism|"incompetence"]].

SSB9's Instagram posts themselves consist of various pictures and videos of him [[LARP]]ing as a school boy, like "getting home from school" or "getting ready for school", which is ironic because he probably didn't even graduate elementary school. In his content you can hear him gurgling and slapping his lips like he is [[fap|pleasuring himself]] like a fag to the idea of being an age-regression-fetishitst stinking old melon who's inevitable death is approaching ever closer with each given day; [[Family Guy|Cleveland Brown]] would say "That's Nasty!" The videos themselves are of atrocious quality, have long blocks of text with shitty layout, and are infested with overlay and VFX spam so intense it would give even [[logo Kids|logo editing spergs]] an instant aneurysm.

Pedolardo's first known account was known as '''truth_sticks_11''', where for a while he'd pretend to be a [[concerned mother]] telling others to beware of the exact kind of thing he is, a man pretending to be a child.
{{videoframe|notsosmartpedo9||
|<youtube>LAywI1W51lI</youtube> '''truth_sticks_11 post archive'''
|<youtube>kTgu0YxOy3I</youtube> '''Davey's shitty "music"'''
}}
==Viral Sensation!==
Of course being a lolcow loser who has a sick fetish for school children and being one would go fucking viral. Here's a list of youtubers who have garnered millions of youtube views from this SICK FUCK:
*Nick Crowley
*SomeOrdinaryGamers
*HannahTheHorrible
*Dankyjabo
*Tuv
*iNabber
*And everyone's favorite fat furry fetishist [[Pyrocynical]]
=="Investigation"==
As of yet there hasn't been any real investigation like calling Child Protective Services; only internet sleuths witchhunting people who they think could be the guy; because of which lulz ensued and their reputation was ruined because who wants to be an old wrinkly schoolboy fetishist in make-up?

==Minorcraft==
[[File:Smartschoolboyfollowers.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Schoolly D unfortunately had some minors he followed and did some TOM foockery with them, I don't know but I assume it isn't fucking good cause this guy looks like a FREAK!
Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was edited in sexual ways by schoolly and it was run through an AI detector of course and it turns out it wasn't AI and it was real fucking CP material.
<center><youtube>V0folj9X9nQ</youtube></center>

==How To Troll This Faggot==
*Tell him that he isn't 9 and is 59.
*Vandalise his house.
*Harass him with insults in his DMs on Instagram.
*Point out how much of a weirdo he is.
*Send him violent threats and post his dox.

==Gallery==
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File:LUL 4643.png

2025-03-23T17:15:15Z

TardChick:

Smartschoolboy9

2025-03-20T21:32:12Z

TardChick: removed the doxbin link because the site now redirects to an invite of the doxbin telegram, who the fuck uses telegram anyway?

{{Potential}}
{{stub}}
{{spoiler|He still has not been found to this day}}
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{lolcow2}}
[[File:Smartschoolboy9.jpg|thumb|200px|[[kill it with fire|What would you do if you saw THIS walking around your local elementary school building]]?]]
The internets have a wide range of rare [[sick fucks|peculiar creatures]], some more hidden away than others and in need of intensive digging in the asshole of the internet to find, and some even rarer now as it's been [[normie|normified]] to death. In [[2024]], such a thing was found.

'''smartschoolboy9''' ('''[[Powerword]]: David Walter Stansfield'''; AKA: '''truth_sticks_11''', '''Stephanie Schoolie''', '''Girl-chloe12''', '''Lyricistdavid''', '''David London''') is the online handle of a previously little-known [[fat]], [[old|59-year-old]] [[pedophile]] with a more than likely case of [[assburgers]] and/or [[schizophrenia]], residing somewhere in Doncaster, [[Islam|Caliphate]] of [[England|Londonistan]], where, since at latest March 12, [[2021]], '''it''''s been spamming videos on [[Instagram]] of it dressing up in school uniforms, hanging out with prepubescent kids, chasing said prepubescent kids, [[raep|and probably that other thing too]]. It's especially obsessed with wearing high heals and [[unrealistic expectations|trying to look young again]]. He is a fucking weirdo that films himself [[Gay|sucking his toungue]] and posts creepy ass shit on instagram. [[Faggot|He also has an obsession with high heels]] and crossdresses like a total faggot. His parents should've worn a condom if they knew this was going to happen, as smartschoolboy9 is a proud example of someone you should keep your kids away from.

Smartschoolboy9's doings have of course caught the attention of [[Reddit]]ards and [[normies]] and instantly declared the creature as a WOWEEEEE NEW HECKIN' SCARY DARK RABBIT HOLERINOS!!!!111111 as they needed another cow to make [[over 9000|a billion]] 2-hour-long video essays on for [[jew gold|moar shekels]]; though at least now it's something more [[lulz]]y than yet another [[Twatter|Xitter]] artist groomer #104057290277573. Due to this there is a {{reddit|smartschoolboy9|subreddit}} dedicated to the bloated potential rapist, but if Retarddit is not your taste, there's a {{kf|smartschoolboy9-stefanie-schoolie-truth_sticks_11.199250|Kiwi Farms}} thread, [[a cat is fine too|too]].
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{{clear}}
==Posts==
[[File:Smartschoolboy9Posts1.png|thumb|[[No|Ain't it beautiful?]]]]
David the [[Pedobear]] has multiple accounts all over Instagram, each dedicated to a different [[loli|made up young school girl]] or boy; the fake photos of these girls and boys are most obviously him or a random child put through [[at least 100]] iterations of [[AI art|AI slopware]] and filters in Dave's desperate attempt for them to look as real as possible, and failing to do so due to his [[autism|"incompetence"]].

SSB9's Instagram posts themselves consist of various pictures and videos of him [[LARP]]ing as a school boy, like "getting home from school" or "getting ready for school", which is ironic because he probably didn't even graduate elementary school. In his content you can hear him gurgling and slapping his lips like he is [[fap|pleasuring himself]] like a fag to the idea of being an age-regression-fetishitst stinking old melon who's inevitable death is approaching ever closer with each given day; [[Family Guy|Cleveland Brown]] would say "That's Nasty!" The videos themselves are of atrocious quality, have long blocks of text with shitty layout, and are infested with overlay and VFX spam so intense it would give even [[logo Kids|logo editing spergs]] an instant aneurysm.

Pedolardo's first known account was known as '''truth_sticks_11''', where for a while he'd pretend to be a [[concerned mother]] telling others to beware of the exact kind of thing he is, a man pretending to be a child.
{{videoframe|notsosmartpedo9||
|<youtube>LAywI1W51lI</youtube> '''truth_sticks_11 post archive'''
|<youtube>kTgu0YxOy3I</youtube> '''Davey's shitty "music"'''
}}
==Viral Sensation!==
Of course being a lolcow loser who has a sick fetish for school children and being one would go fucking viral. Here's a list of youtubers who have garnered millions of youtube views from this SICK FUCK:
*Nick Crowley
*SomeOrdinaryGamers
*HannahTheHorrible
*Dankyjabo
*Tuv
*iNabber
*And everyone's favorite fat furry fetishist [[Pyrocynical]]
=="Investigation"==
As of yet there hasn't been any real investigation like calling Child Protective Services; only internet sleuths witchhunting people who they think could be the guy; because of which lulz ensued and their reputation was ruined because who wants to be an old wrinkly schoolboy fetishist in make-up?

==Minorcraft==
[[File:Smartschoolboyfollowers.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Schoolly D unfortunately had some minors he followed and did some TOM foockery with them, I don't know but I assume it isn't fucking good cause this guy looks like a FREAK!
Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was edited in sexual ways by schoolly and it was run through an AI detector of course and it turns out it wasn't AI and it was real fucking CP material.
<center><youtube>V0folj9X9nQ</youtube></center>

==His "Music"==
And of course, what [[JustinRPG|other]] [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_and_the_Hedgehog_Boys lolcow] isn't complete without a little musical gift of there own. As of now, only one song of his has been discovered: "Running Tram". It is unknown if there were other songs he made, but we hope so; we like to pretty much see what other songs Schoolly D had produced over the course of a few years. Let's hope he makes more music and not... be a fucking weirdo!
<center><youtube>QVX0fFiyCxE</youtube></center>

==How To Troll This Faggot==
*Tell him that he isnt 9 and is 59.
*Vandalise his house.
*Harass him with insults in his dms on instagram.
*Point out how much of a weirdo he is.
*Send him violent threats and post his dox.

==Gallery==
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File:Smartschoolboy9FanArt.gif
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Faggot of the Year

2025-03-14T18:22:01Z

TardChick: /* Candidates */ Finally added the link to the video (for those that want to watch a fucking tranny lose xis fucking mind)... god help my soul... I didn't add it mainly because the video was behind a log in wall for a time, that's all, but VIEWER DISCRETION IS STILL ADVISED.

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

{{center|S4 has recently resurfaced in 2014 in an attempt to re-establish his crowned faggotry:}}
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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

<Center>{{Frame|[[Image:Faggotaward_2012_result.jpg]]|background=indigo|border=black}}</center>

And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/selfharm/post/257732/drunk-wasted-schizo-creating-own-murder recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera] and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak.blog_Namefags/Jackson#Partial_Dox_of_AifoxHi doxxed] by [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]] and hacked by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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User:TardChick

2025-02-23T21:18:07Z

TardChick:

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<center>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It5KfAbFN4Q best viewed if listening to this.]</center>

User:TardChick

2025-02-23T16:37:14Z

TardChick: just fixed up something. =)

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<center>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It5KfAbFN4Q best viewed if listeing to this.]</center>

User:TardChick

2025-02-23T16:30:34Z

TardChick: fuck trans people.

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2025-02-23T16:27:37Z

TardChick:

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2025-02-23T16:23:23Z

TardChick:

Faggot of the Year

2025-02-18T17:04:42Z

TardChick: /* 2024 */ I found out sometime after last contributing that Aifox was not doxxed by the people who hacked him, it was actually NEVER GOON, why I haven't edited in the truth is beyond me but still... here we are!

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

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* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
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{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
[[File:Zaiger-Foty2017.png|right]]

There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
[[File:2020FaggotoftheYear.png|right]]
With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. [[Lol wat|Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin]]. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak.blog_Namefags/Jackson#Partial_Dox_of_AifoxHi doxxed] by [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]] and hacked by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

==2025==
To be added

==2026==
To be added

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Erik "Tazman" Mokracek

2025-02-16T11:55:19Z

TardChick: /* Erik's Various Online Accounts */ His DA Account is still fucking up, so I decided to like unstrike it myself

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Imagine someone who makes [[Chris Chan]] look like he has his shit together. [[File:AutisticErik.jpg|thumb|Pure autism]]

Imagine someone who makes [[Alex Jones]] seem intelligent. [[File:AutisticErik2.png|thumb|A face only a mother would...oh hell even his mom would gouge her eyes out over that!]]

Imagine someone with a nostalgia boner so big that it makes [[Doug Walker]] blush.

That someone is '''Erik "Tazman" Mokracek'''

[[File:Bullshitt.png|thumb|Him Faking his Age. Hes 38 But sometimes Claims hes 27 or a Child.]]

==History==
Born on September 19, 1980, Erik Mokracek, an autistic, {{age|1980|9|19}}-year-old [[manchild]] who lives in Waretown, New Jersey with his mother and sister in a house that's probably flooded with trash, started his online shenanigans on the Closing Logo Group, a close-knit group, who sperg about logos and logotypes, as early as 2004 and would spam the site with his [[MS Paint]] "masterpieces," with [[CP|animated children]] plastered on them. Mokracek is obviously unemployed and spends all his time creating shitty YouTube videos with screenshots of cartoon characters he has a boner for, putting said screenshots on [[DeviantArt]], and writing fanfics about said characters shitting themselves. Not a joke either, he [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13061797/1/Bad-Case-Of-The-Chocolate-Pears| literally has fanfics about cartoon characters shitting themselves]. Every so often his sister and her kids move out of the house because they can no longer put up with his autistic shenanigans but they always make their way back sooner or later. All this info comes from his [https://psxgameworld.livejournal.com/?skip=0| livejournal], which he has been updating for nearly 14 years [https://psxgameworld.livejournal.com/2004/11/14/], though it's mostly full of him spamming the endless forums that he owns and bragging about what childish things he recently did. He also cannot take criticism. His retardation can be backed up by the fact that he was in high school until he was 21. [http://www.classmates.com/people/Erik-Mokracek/8734974007]

[[File:Gallerything.PNG|thumb|His shitty peices of Art]]

==Erik and Art==
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His artwork is not even art at all as it is an insult to actual artists everywhere. His so-called "art" consists of cutout screenshots of various [[Manchild|children's shows]] he's a fanboy of that are essentially pasted over a shopping mall, TV channel bumper with outdated graphics, or some text about his autistic agenda.

{{quote| I DESERVE TO BE FREE!| Erik Mokracek crying for freedom he already has}}

{{quote| THE CHILDREN FEATURED IN MY VIDEOS ARE REAL AND DO THINGS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!|Erik Mokracek's loose grasp on reality}}

{{quote|I AM PROUD OF MY ARTWORK!|says the non-artist who uses [[MS Paint]]}}

He doesn't even draw anything himself as everything he uses are dozens of screenshots he obtained over the course of time.

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{{cg|Autism on display|Erik_Mokracek|center|<gallery widths="200px" heights="90px" perrow="3">
File:Emmy loves potato chips by mollyhaleismyfriend-dce7ulr.png|thumb|He likes dragon tales, despite being 19 when it came out. (It was 1999 when it came out)
File:Wlz molly crosses the street promo by mollyhaleismyfriend-dcdge50.png|thumb|For some reason he has an obsession with her crossing the street by herself
File:Classix office studios 3 by mollyhaleismyfriend-dcd5ql3.png|thumb|This is the fake production company he uses in his art
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File:Penny goes to chuck e cheese s by mollyhaleismyfriend-dcbyu42.png|thumb|Penny is gonna come up a lot...
File:George washington rants on bargaun hunters by mollyhaleismyfriend-dcbs96z.png|thumb|George Washington is rolling in his grave
File:County fairs are fun by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc9e19g.png|thumb|He has a carnival fetish too
File:Emmy walks around her classroom by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc25ybf.jpg|thumb|No comment...
File:Penny on a roller coaster by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc9rn1a.png|thumb|He always uses that exact picture of Penny, it's even his Deviantart avatar.
File:Penny will miss toys r us by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc969o3.png|thumb|Like I said, he has a nostalgia boner. Retail stores are dying, get over it.
File:Malls rock by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc9ci3d.png|thumb|Translation: I'm salty because the local mall I grew up with is failing due to shitty shopping sites like Amazon.
File:Malls will stay alive forever 2 by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc74dc3.png|thumb|Unless they're in the midwest, south, silicon valley, low income areas, or teetering on the edge of bankruptcy until the next recession comes and finally finishes them off.
File:Molly crosses the street alone 2 by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc90mr7.png|thumb|If TaleSpin gets a reboot this'll only get worse.
File:Mr t goes to toys r us 10 by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc6zq4y.png|thumb|Ugh...
File:Pcs71 by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc25mo6.png|thumb|That would be PCS dumbass...
File:Penny goes on a nature walk by mollyhaleismyfriend-dca2qj4.png|thumb|Ah, I can almost see the detail of the nature around her. Van Gough himself couldn't replicate that beauty!
File:Batman and robin rant on bargain hunters by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc74of2.png|thumb|Holy Autism! Batman, I think we're trapped in some god awful fan art!
File:EricTrollSlayers.png|thumb|Eric Summons Spiderfan and the Niggers the Cat in order to stop trolls on VidLii and /cow/
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==Classix==

{{quote| At Classix, we give it all we've got...ALL WE'VE GOT!|Erik "Tazman" Mokracek, CEO and founder of Classix, Inc.}}

[[File:Classix Logo.png|thumb|center|At Classix we give it all we've got!]]
[[File:Jason5 by mollyhaleismyfriend-dc04egq.png|thumb|center|the Poster Boy of Classix]]
Classix is Erik Mokracek's magnum opus and an open love letter to all things nostalgic, [[Fail|though is anything but a real company.]] Classix is perhaps the one thing that Erik Mokracek is best known for, and is his attempt at the "[[wut|Revival of the Classic]]," which consists of unlicensed endorsements of discontinued food and beverages, [[Autism|nonsensical TV bumpers and idents, using outdated graphics]], to movie trailers of reviving old, defunct brick and mortar department stores, and television shows that serve no real purpose whatsoever. Yes, folks, at Claassix, ''"we give it all we've got,"'' dammit! Classix is essentially his way of power-riding his nostalgia dildo and then shoving it down everyone's throat. The apparent mascot is Jason, a one-time character from the [[Baby|Care Bears Movie]]. Then there's Penny, a one-time character from the obscure animated incarnation of Sylvanian Families. The cartoon is pure shit [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqrse76BtFQ| see for yourself], but since Erik is a category 5 autist this would be irresistible to him. Not much else can be said about Classix because Erik is too [[Retard|retarded to describe it coherently]], so it's a very ambiguous mess that is open to interpretation and speculation, though it's scientific law that everyone else on the planet hates it greatly.

==Classix on YouTube!==
After parting with the Closing Logo Group, Erik Mokracek started out on YouTube as MGHSHour, which was taken down, due to spam, [[wut|and would later return to evade his ban]] as MGHSHour2, and again as MGHSHour2a, and ultimately as MGHSHour3 until he ragequit YouTube because Mokracek [[cry|couldn't handle being criticized by YouTubers, ranting about him]]. Thankfully all of his YouTube channels were [[delete fucking everything|baleeted]] due to spamming and community guideline violations. However, a user did download some of them and uploaded them to serve as a painfully long cringe compilation of [[fail]] and pure, unadulterated [[autism]]. You can see Mokracek's lazy editing really take hold in this agonizing compilation.

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==Erik Mokracek, the Song Parodist==

{{quote|Yes! This is true! It's true! Yes I t'is! I'm not full of donkey dust! Then I will not bite the crust! Jason from the Care Bears Movie stands at his school!|Erik Mokracek, brilliant Lyracist}}

Like any [[David Tanny|song parody loving sperg]] on the internet who wants to be the next "Weird Al" Yankovic and [[fail|fails at it miserably]], Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is no different, bringing us his most notable hit, ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIdRkdWZ30Q| "Jason Stands (By His Desk at his School),"]'' sung to the tune of the ''Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour'' theme, among a few others, that can all be found here[http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml]

Much like his fan-fiction, Erik Mokracek does not know how to write a proper song parody that won't leave you feeling uncomfortable, and cringe.

Fortunately, someone saved a few of Erik's poorly recorded songs for the whole world to listen to.

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If you were able to sit through all of it, you are certainly a brave soul.

==Erik and Cassie==
Due to Erik’s recent bender of spamming posts about being an only child it’s been therorized that a result of his low functioning autism is him resenting his younger sibling. As such he hated having Cassie live in the Waretown house and was happy when she moved out so that he could continue denying her existence. Some recent searches show that Cassie is also way more mentally developed than Erik and holds down a job in the medical field and has recently found a place for her and her children to live on their own, while Erik still dwells around the Waretown residence with his aging mother and longing for his now defunct tape collection. She’s pretty much his Cole Smithey.

[[File:CassieMokracek.jpg|thumb|center|Cassie with an unrelated girl, the latter of which is censored for privacy reasons.]]

In November 2018, around Thanksgiving, he made a series of status posts saying that Cassie was his niece rather than his sister. He also blocked anyone that said she was his sister like a butt hurt retard. It's unknown why he did this or if its even true.

==Erik, the Storyteller and Fan Fiction Author==

{{quote|"I can't stop doing poo-poo in my pants," said Molly| Erik, "the Scat-Fetishist" Mokracek}}

Yes, folks, you heard it right here first: Erik Mokracek writes horrible, cringe-inducing, literally shitty fan fiction that'd make any Creepy-pasta author blush, and you can [https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2239609/MGHSHour| find them all here], but it's anyone's safe bet that Mokracek's [[shit]] ''(no pun intended)'' are all retellings of [[pedophilia|animated children shitting themselves]] which is patently disturbing in and of itself.

==Erik, the Kid Diddler==

{{quote|I AM 0% PEDOPHILE!| Erik Mokracek, lying out of his ass}}

While it hasn't been completely confirmed that Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is a pedophile, there is a significant body of evidence that backs up this case and proves just how much of a disgusting creep Erik Mokracek truly is. Discovery remains ongoing.

[[File:Erik2.jpg|thumb|center|Erik asking for a little girl's name in a video where she shat her pants.]]
[[File:Erik1.jpg|thumb|center|Erik, shamelessly asking for a little girl's name on a YouTube comment.]]

In one of Erik's old webpages, archived here [https://archive.li/vWoUu], Erik Mokracek [[wut|ADMITS THAT HE MADE FRIENDS WITH A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL]] when he was seventeen years old. It has also been documented that while Erik Mokracek was on YouTube, he had a playlist of videos, consisting of little girls farting or shitting their pants altogether, that he called "Wassy Children." One can only assume he meant "Gassy," as Erik is also notorious for not proofreading whatever he types before publishing his posts.

===Erik's Foot Fetish===

In the late 2000's Erik created a fan site for his head waifu, [[Pokemon|Molly Hale]]. It was hosted on a now defunct [[web 2.0|110mb.com]] page [https://web.archive.org/web/20090806094528/http://classix.110mb.com/pokemon/mollyhale| that was just galleries of someone else's Molly fanart spammed everywhere.] [https://web.archive.org/web/20090806025844/http://classix.110mb.com:80/pokemon/mollyhale/RealAge.htm| Two of them actually.] You'll have to highlight he page though (CTRL+A) in order to see the text explaining everything, as either Erik only knows how to make [[Netscape]] style pages or that 110mb.com is one of the sites the wayback machine sucks at archiving.
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[[File:MollyHaleRealAge.png|thumb|center]]

Said art was by a guy named {{dauser|ottermiikun}} who's archive is filled to the brim with [[Foot Fetish|barefoot anime children.]] Which once again sheds light on a perverted aspect of Erik's personality, as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h2xWLbXkT8| foot fetishism is the most common sexual fetish.] OtterMiikun's art may be [[SFW]] but since all his art is of children he is a Chris Hansen visit waiting to happen, and it makes Erik look like a sick fuck.

[[File:ChrisHansenWillStillGetYou.png|thumb|center|This guy needs an ED page too]]

Luckily for us though, Erik can't draw on his own or he'd probably make his own low quality foot pics and god knows [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIdhJvNXbLw| the internet doesn't need anymore of that!]

==Erik, the Car Nut==

{{quote|I have been doing this since I was 4 years old!| Erik speaking through Penny}}

A more recent theme of Erik's is to take a stock photo of a car's interior and paste Penny or some DragonTales character into the floor in front of the back seat and make them say that they enjoy sitting on the floor in the back of the car and talking. It's pretty obvious that this was something his parents didn't allow him to do as a kid and he's using his autism to project it. Of course there is another creep factor here, as every piece of art he does this shit with involves an animated child, and when pedophiles kidnap their victims they usually put them on the car floor and tie them up in some way. While Erik's art of this doesn't involve tying the kids up <strike>yet</strike>, his obsession with sitting on the car floor probably reflects an illegally undesirable aspect of his personality.

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==Erik, the Game Show Enthusiast==

You heard that right, Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is very much into quiz and game shows, namely ''Bargain Hunters'', a poor man's ''The Price is Right'', that lasted only nine weeks before it was unceremoniously cancelled from network television.

{{quote|Bargain Hunters is the best game show since the shopping mall!|Erik Mokracek, not making any sense again}}

[[File:Jeopardy clue by mollyhaleismyfriend-dcfbqfg.png|thumb|center|Three guesses as to which store Erik's going on about.]]
[[File:ZpZLn0H.png|thumb|center|Riiiiiight]]

It has been said that Erik is an avid collector of 20th century quiz and game shows, but he also has a notorious reputation with the game show collector community as well, [http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-230497.html| as some game show traders have expressed their grievances with Erik being a bad trader]

==Erik, the Pirate==

[[File:Screen Shot 2018-07-31 at 7.31.57 PM.png|thumb|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY&frags=pl%2Cwn]]

On July 31, 2018 Erik made a status update on Deviantart that was about his boner for gameshows, yet again; only this time he linked to some pastebin-like sites containing .rar files for various PC games made out of TV game shows.[https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/14404275] Of course this is a form of piracy because he's offering a list of games to be downloaded for free like it's [[The Pirate Bay]]. Sure, this may fly if Erik lived in [[Saudi Arabia|Sweden]], but he doesn't. Rather he lives in the [[USA|United States]] in which there is an exhaustive laundry list of guidelines by the [[satan|FCC]] and government that specifically forbid piracy.[https://www.yahoo.com/news/new-piracy-laws-heres-tell-youre-risk-10-year-jail-sentence-122757940.html] Erik could potentially be facing years of [[prison]] for this and a lifelong criminal record, not that it would matter because [[welfare|he'll never get a job or anything]] regardless of whether or not he's an ex-con. Keep an eye out for him pulling this shit again, autists are neurotic creatures of OCD and [https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/gallery/?catpath=%2F&edit=0&q=car| Erik is no exception.]

==Erik on LiveJournal==

{{quote|Cassie and her boyfriend and kids are finally moving out soon, thank god, I can eat swanson meals and watch movies and eat popcorn and all the dirnks[sic] will be all mine as well as the snacks, etc.| Erik Mokracek, the selfish older brother}}

Before Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, the internet had LiveJournal, a place where people could post statuses, and journals of their day, an experience they've had, or something they've reflected on. While LiveJournal is no longer relevant, Erik Mokracek, being the [[retard|nostalgiatard]] he is, STILL USES LIVEJOURNAL LIKE IT'S 2005 [https://psxgameworld.livejournal.com/] and rambles on about his countless message boards and Yahoo! Usergroups, which are all inactive ghost-towns, which he pushes on EVERYBODY, like you should join in on the nostalgia everyone's crazy about! But beware, should you decide to join one of his countless forums, Erik will more than likely delete your account, which completely defeats his [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|shameless, self promotion of his useless forums]].

If Erik Mokracek is not rambling on about his countless forums and usergroups, he posts statuses about his latest cookware, wanting to be a "Deceillionaire," [https://psxgameworld.livejournal.com/75550.html] or how he's grown up and matured.

{{quote|i am finally growing up, acting like a man, i've been keeping up with my schores[sic], my shaving and acting like na[sic] adulti[sic] am| Erik, lying to himself}}

Spoiler: He's still an immature [[manchild]]

{{quote|I AM 0% MANCHILD!| Riiiiiiight}}

==Erik on Social Media==

Like any [[attention whore|other person]] on the planet who uses the internet, Erik Mokracek is also on social media sites such as Twitter [https://twitter.com/mghshour] and Cuntbook [https://www.facebook.com/MGHSHour]. Just look at that [[ugly|handsome]] face only a mother could love! [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155536354451939&set=a.427858731938.207368.570311938&type=3&theater]

His Facebook profile is no different than the rest of his online footprint, and there's a fairly good chance that his Facebook statuses mirror those on deviantART [https://mollyhaleismyfriend.deviantart.com] and LiveJournal [https://psxgameworld.livejournal.com/], however unlike deviantART and LiveJournal his Facebook and Twitter profiles aren't publicly accessible, which is a surprise, seeing since Erik Mokracek has revealed a lot about himself on the internet.

==Carriegate==
On November 18, 2018 Erik stumbled upon the wiki for [[The Amazing World of Gumball]] and began to spew his autistic shit there. This shows that he is yet a fan of another kids show, and worse still it's a show that's currently airing. But I digress, the main point here is with one of the supporting characters, a ghost with an equally autistic fanbase [https://www.deviantart.com/tag/carriekrueger]. Most of the characters on the show are about 12 and Carrie is shown to be a peer, but a recent episode said that she was over 300, makes sense though since she's a ghost and all. Normally a fan wouldn't think twice about a story retcon but Erik isn't a normal fan, [[sperg|he lost his shit]]. He went on a bender posting about how the episode confirming her real age was non canon and that [[shit nobody cares about|she was 12 years old forever]]. Thankfully the mods banned him for a few days, but he flared up again on the 28th. Then, 3 weeks later he decided to up the ante and post one of his god awful pasties in the article for her page reiterating his autistic agenda. {{archive|lGCYu}}

[[File:S3GrcBPS 400x400.jpg|thumb|center|WAAAH! I DESERVE TO BE FREE!]]
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==Fake Radio Station Obsession==
Erik is an active editor on [[Fandom|The OFFICIAL Fictional Radio Stations Wiki]] where he posts hundreds of some of the most cringe-worthy fake radio station wiki pages, certifying him as a greasy, autistic, [[Logo Kids|Logosperg]].
[https://officialfictionalradiostations.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/MGHSHour Click Here] and you can see even more of his crappy pages. Also, [[Shit nobody cares about|the wiki is pretty much dead]], so [[you]] can [[DO IT FAGGOT|vandalize]] his pages and not have to worry about getting [[b&]] by any clueless admins who are likely unaware of who this greaseball is.
[[File:Screenshot 2022-05-25 at 18-01-49 KTHY.png|thumb|center|An example of one of Erik's crappy pretend radio stations.]]

==Likes==
[[File:Erikwantshishatersarrested.png|thumb|right|One of his fans says that [[retarded|the writers of this article should get arrested]], in which Erik stupidly responds with "i agree" like he knows he's a retard]]
*Jason from the Care Bears Movie
*Sylvanian Families
*Penny, from the Sylvanian Families' Episode "Fools Gold."
*Dragon Tales
*Emmy and Max, from Dragon Tales
*Caillou
*TaleSpin
*Molly Hale, from the third Pokemon movie
*Ash Ketchum, from the Pokemon anime
*Pokemon
*Laura Haruna from Hamtaro
*Sailor Moon
*Child Pornography and being a disgusting pedophile
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
*Anything made or produced before 1990
*20th Century, American Shopping malls
*Carnivals
*Game Shows
*Being gainfully unemployed
*YOUR TAX DOLLARS
*Writing shitty song parodies about game shows and pedophilia. [http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml]
*His sister, Cassie, her fiancee, and their kids moving out of his <s>mom's</s> house
*Toys 'R' Us
*Being a [[manchild|Toys 'R' Us Kid]]
*Being the CEO of his fantasy island, Classix, Inc.
*[[Logo Kids|Fake radio stations]]

==Dislikes==
*Reality
*Child protection laws
*Any cartoon made after 2000
*MCA-TV Exclusive Distributor logo
*KidSongs
*The 21st century, and anything contemporary
*Tech products made after 1995
*Online shopping
*Chris Hansen
*Being called out on in his web of lies
*Anyone with an average IQ or higher
*The retailpocalypse
*Toys 'R' Us closing its doors indefinitely
*Site Moderators

==Ass kissing white knights==
*{{dauser|DonDonP1}} - A [[Closing Logos Wiki|logofag]] and a member of his personal army to flag down and submit false reports about his haters.
* <strike>{{dauser|Michael-Diaz-2003}} - Another personal army member.</strike> Baleeted, but only to create another account to cyberstalk [[nobody|a girl]] on DA.
*{{dauser|captainmangringo}} - Michael-Diaz-2003 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]
*{{dauser|Cpr-Covet}} - Has an autistic fetish too, in her case [[what|CPR]] [https://cpr-covet.deviantart.com/art/Fetish-Origin-552548219]
*{{dauser|bear48}}
*{{dauser|notsofr0sty}}
*{{dauser|serenityhcmc}} - More so [[Yo dawg|a white knight of a white knight]] as she sucks Michael Diaz's dick but guilt by association is good enough here.
* <strike>{{dauser|sylvanianfan1979}} - Warned him of the Kiwifarms thread.</strike> [[Hacked]]
*{{dauser|JustinAndDennis}} - A prominent member of {{dauser|sylvanianfamiliestv|Erik's Deviantart group}} alongside another friend of his who doesn't realize who Erik really is. Also a supporter of a certain [[BlueCatRiolu|blue cat]].
*psychonerd054.17000 - Thinks anyone who hates Erik is an A-Log.
*diabeetus-chan.22039
*<strike>{{dauser|JeffyJeffyUHUHUH}} A fan of a certain [[SuperMarioLogan|youtuber]] who decided to take Erik’s back when he was [https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/15384497| once again REEE-ing about his personal information]. Her art is also worse than Erik’s somehow.</strike> Hacked by LolcowsAnonymous
*{{dauser|xNevan}} - [[Weeb]]

===JeffyJeffyUHUHUH===
In late November DrewPicklesIsSwell1957 made a video exposing JEFFYJEFFYUHUHUH’s Deviantart and her blatant fangirlism towards Erik. Shortly afterward she made a YouTube account and made vicious comments towards Drew and various other commenters. She then made a video decrying Drew in a very autistic manor. Drew then made another video targeting JEFFYJEFFYUHUHUH and denounced her attack against him, which instigated her to join the UtubeTrollPolice and go full retard on both YouTube[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcZQ-RFpBSU-LahOJ_v77ow] and Deviantart. It is unknown why she is such a fan of Erik but since she’s a 14 year old girl who also likes SuperMarioLogan she probably has the same brand of autism as Erik.

As of January 2019, her YouTube Account got hacked.

Later in February, her Deviantart account was hacked by LolcowsAnonymous.

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==Trolls, Weens, & A-Logs==

{{quote| I DID STEAL GRAPHICS AND THINGS FROM GOOGLE, I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, I AM GUILTY, I AM 100% PEDOPHILE, 100% MANCHILD, 100% IDIOT, 100% RETARD, 100% NOSTALGIATARD, 100% THIEF, 100% SPAMMER, 100% LIAR, AND 100% SICKO, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ON THIS? | MollyHaleIsMyGimp pretending to be Erik}}

Naturally after an ED page goes up and gains traction, the lolcow in question starts to get trolled, and Erik is no exception. On July 28, 2018 his white knight SylvanianFan1979 got hacked by an anonymous 4chan user and flooded the account with stale memes and casual racism.

An A-Log by the name {{dauser|isaiahortizpoops}} made their move on the same day as the hack. They uploaded a series of parodies of Erik’s art that involved mean things being done to the animated children Erik always uses, such as Mollly getting run over or Penny getting damned to hell.

On [[cancer|VidLii]], Erik’s first account was made private. A few weeks later he made another account under the MGHSHour name claiming that the EmmyLovesPotatoChips was actually hacked. However the new account seems to have also been hacked because [https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=K9LUjFOxMWT a video] was uploaded to say that Erik came out as gay. Said video was actually footage from the video game [[sick fuck|Leisure Suit Larry]]: Magna [[Cum]] Laude that featured [[lolwut|a parody of the song Summer Nights from Grease about homsexuality]].

<strike>In late August, a new user named {{dauser|mollyhaleismygimp}} arose to serve as a parody account of Erik. They basically talk like Erik in the comments and status posts but with a bit of a twist, what they do different is say that Erik is a bad person in the way Erik speaks.</strike> By September the ween got the [[ban hammer]] because DA obviously looks down upon impersonation, though anyone who was [[fail at life|pretending to be retarded]] doesn't deserve for their [[troll]] attempt to succeed. {{archive|pJEHp|Warning, excessive weenery.}}

On the Kiwi Farms thread, an A-Log by the name of lolcows-anonymous.25491 would make a series of hateful posts about Erik. Once he would get the inevitable negative ratings he would immediately backpedal and change the subject. Funny thing is that he's {{kfpost|erik-taz-mokracek-mollyhaleismyfriend-mghshour-cowboyerik.44752/page-35#post-3816337|ironically a lolcow himself}}. He then decided to up the ante by hacking JeffyJeffyUHUHUH in order to get a rise out of Erik, which worked as Erik immediately seethed on his DA page after he realized what happened. After hacking Erik's closest white knight, he then used two different accounts to spam Erik and his group with parody pictures and buzzwords known to get under Erik's skin. It was his main account {{dauser|LolcowsAnonymous}} and the now banned NewYorkRetroKing that did it.
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==The Hall of Mockery-cek: A Collection of Videos and Stills Parodying Erik Mokracek==
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File:Classix truck with legitimate info by classixsucks-dc62pwp.jpg|thumb|Classix sucks
File:Do something about erik mokracek by classixsucks-dc63ebs.jpg|thumb|I'm not the only one who thinks Erik is a pedophile
File:Erik crying by boycottclassix-dc6d3ge.png.jpg|thumb|Erik IRL
File:ErikTheNPCMokracek.png
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File:Erik on the cover of july 2016 time by classixsucks-dc61obg.jpg|thumb|Thank you 4chan
File:Penny stuck with pedophile by classixsucks-dc63ec4.jpg|thumb|Nice one
File:Screen Shot 2018-06-23 at 2.41.32 PM.png|thumb|Looks like he had a Liquid Chris style troll, and it also looks like Erik got him banned
File:Screen Shot 2018-06-23 at 2.41.48 PM.png|thumb|I see what he was going for, but he should have aimed a bit lower
File:Solve this puzzle by classixsucks-dc63ecg.jpg|thumb|What I would give to have this show up on Wheel of Fortune
File:Untitled drawing by boycottclassix-dc667fk.png.jpg|thumb|Looks like even BenTheLooney hates this guy too
File:We Give it All Weve Got.png|thumb|Erik faps to this fantasy daily

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{{clear}}

DeviantArt status calling him out: https://www.deviantart.com/bluepurplebadger/status/14178978 {{archive|YJLRo}}

==See Also==
[[File:EriksEDsaga.png|thumb|300px|right|Erik channeling Chris Chan circa 2008]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[BlueCatRiolu]]
* [[DeviantArt]]
* [[JustinandDennis]]
* [[Kiwi Farms]]
* [[Manchild]]
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[YouTube]]

==Erik's Various Online Accounts==
* {{dauser|MollyHaleIsMyFriend}} <strike> Deactivated.</strike> STILL UP AS WE SPEAK! ._.
* {{twitter|mghshour}} - This account is protected so just FYI
* {{Discord|user|EmmyLovesPotatoChips|9785}}
* {{fb|MGHSHour}}
* {{Soundcloud|the-10-in-1}}
* {{pinterest|MGHSHour}}
* {{flickr|9430880@N06|Flickr account}}
* {{linkedin|in/erik-mokracek-216265163|Erik Mokracek}}
* {{ljuser|psxgameworld}}
* <strike>{{wikialink|dragontales|User:Mollyhaleismyfriend|Mollyhaleismyfriend}}</strike> Hacked
* {{wikilink|User:MGHSHour|MGHSHour}}
* [[User:MGHSH|MGHSH]] - His own ED account. Was only created to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank this page]] section by section [[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Erik_%22Tazman%22_Mokracek&oldid=1088107|We kid you not]]
* Email: jerseydevil33601@aol.com
* AIM: Kimberly1798
* Yahoo messenger: kimberly_1798
* [https://www.vidlii.com/user/EmmyLovesPotatoChips VidLii account]
* <strike>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/MGHSHour His 2nd VidLii account]</strike> Hacked.
* [https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2239609/MGHSHour FanFiction.net account]
* [https://vimeo.com/user1808696 Vimeo account]
* [http://www.metacafe.com/channels/MGHSHour/ MetaCafe account]
* [https://wikivisually.com/wiki/User:MGHSHour WikiVisually account]
* [https://greenlightpix.com/user/mghshour GreenLight Pix account]
* [http://s32.photobucket.com/user/CowboyErik/profile PhotoBucket account]
* [https://forums.bulbagarden.net/index.php?members/mollyhaleismyfriend.6019/ Bulbagarden Wiki Forums account]
* [https://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=27211 PokeCommunity account]
* [https://www.meetme.com/member/20443251 MeetMe profile]
* [http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml Where he posts his shitty parodies]
* [http://www.oldgas.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showprofile&User=1393 account on a gas station forum] - {{archive|W6N0I|Archive of only post}}
* [http://www.retrojunk.com/community/user-profile/user-posts/1517 Retro Junk account]
* [http://www.tv.com/g00/users/MGHSHOUR/reviews/?i10c.encReferrer=&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=21 TV.com account]

===Kiwi Farms Thread===
* {{kfpost|erik-taz-mokracek-mollyhaleismyfriend-mghshour-cowboyerik.44752}}
* {{kfpost|deviantart-horrors.2366/page-596#post-3521205|Shit that can't be posted here}}
* {{kfpost|erik-taz-mokracek-mollyhaleismyfriend-mghshour-cowboyerik.44752/page-21#post-3590669| More shit that cant be posted here}}
* {{archive|CZ9Dn|His autistic reaction}}
* {{archive|PlkKv|Archive of OP before they overhauled it to talk about his A-Logs}}

===Other Shit===
* {{archive|NtqbK|4chan thread he made, expect lulz}}
* {{archive|LDjEu|Reaction to this article}}
* {{archive|GRds0|One of his lies}}
* {{archive|hNzJg|The only one he got wrong was him being 0% liar}}
* {{archive|avt4T|Get ready to see him to say THIS alot}}
* {{archive|JXYst|Erik assuming that everyone is talking about his "interests" and not his so called art}}
* {{archive|classix.ucoz.com|Archives of his website}}
* {{archive|uxQQX|An actual post on one of his forums}}
* [https://imgur.com/a/zne1MPR His logo collection]
* {{kfpost|create-your-own-erik-meme.45834/|Thread of Erik art parodies}}
* {{archive|UxYuW|/cow/ thread on him}}

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{{timeline|Featured Article August 7 & 8, [[2018]]|[[August 6 & 9 1945]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[August 6 & 9 1945]]}}

Ljupco Steriev

2025-01-08T02:45:13Z

TardChick: /* External Links */ it just came to my attention that ljupco made a kf account.

{{watch|[[File:Ljupco Head.png|100px]]}}

[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]] MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]] Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]] The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]] Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]] Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]] Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]] What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''", suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually not guilty by reason of insanity, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

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{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

[[File:AnushaBlocked.png|center]]

== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ljupco-jan-steriev-jan-pawel-lubek-jan-ljubek-lary-gildyshow-vesa-projects-boxingwear-boxstuf-books-wikiheadhunter-grp.200211/ Kiwi Farms thread on Ljupco] {{archive|laazP}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/@cat_hopevideo_media4787 His YouTube Channel]
* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
* {{archive|DKGvA|ROCKY DAY}}
* [https://geocities.ws/cmby2k https://geocities.ws/cmby2k] {{archive|SWuZr}}
* [https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2 https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2] {{archive|kq8Ln}}
* [https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k] {{archive|qi65I}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/garage.889/ His EDF Account] {{archive|zdnTK}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/shemale-rapist.977/ His Alt EDF Account] {{archive|g1amS}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/putting-smack-up-your-ass.1325/ Another EDF Alt of his] {{archive|e3C3p}}
* [https://kiwifarms.st/members/wtf-bitch.191422/ His KF Account] {{archive|HXGqs}}
* [[wikipedia:en:Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/Projects|LTA page on English Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:pl:Wikipedia:Chicago boys|LTA page on Polish Wikipedia]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-01-06T22:52:56Z

TardChick: /* Candidates */ added more recent info on Aifox + fixing up some stuff.

{{inside}}
[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
<Center>{{frame|[[Image:Faggotaward_2011_result.jpg]]|background=indigo|border=black}}</center>

S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

{{center|S4 has recently resurfaced in 2014 in an attempt to re-establish his crowned faggotry:}}
[[File:s4 returns.jpg|center|780px]]

== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:Tabs|Tabs]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old gay twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes. (now got hacked/doxxed by people who are associated with satanic cults/networks)

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to [https://thebigwyyz.site/ a podcast] that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

*'''[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG/Jerry]]''' - [[Brazilian]] [[Faggotry|pedophile that likes 8 year olds]]. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

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* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

<center>''' got so butthurt about this that 2 years later he is still trying to revert it to his edit to make himself look better and ended up making it a lot worse''' </center>

* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes.

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to a podcast that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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TardChick: /* 2021 */ fixed up the beginning.

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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{{EDF|thread|foty-nomination-thread-2021.2454|FOTY NOMINATION THREAD 2021}}

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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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{{EDF|thread|ed-has-been-kike-free-for-2-years-official-umk-demotion-thread.5150|ED HAS BEEN KIKE-FREE FOR 2 YEARS (Official UMK Demotion Thread)}} 
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''Quence''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes.

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to a podcast that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

2025-01-01T17:01:28Z

TardChick: fixed up some stuff and added a bit more.

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''Quence''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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==== Candidates ====
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''[[User:Hypeshot|Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes]]''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''[[User:MarioMario456/Quence|Quence]]''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''[[User:AifoxHi|AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper]]''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes.

*'''[[User:Mitzi|Mitzi]]''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to a podcast that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''Quence''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''Quence''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''Quence''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes.

*'''Mitzi''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''Baka''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''Maysam''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to a podcast that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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Faggot of the Year

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TardChick: /* 2024 */ fixed up some shit and added SOME more reasons on why those fags are on the damn LIST!!!

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[[File:2013 FOTY winner.png|right|thumb|2013 FOTY winner.]]
'''EDF: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)'''
[[File:2012 FOTYA.png|right|thumb|2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal]]
[[AIDS]]. [[Cancer]]. [[G.R.I.D.S.|GRIDS]]. Just a few words to describe the shithole that was [[EDF2]]. A raging circlejerk filled with [[Brony|bronies]], [[Furfag|furfags]], [[Trap|traps]], [[Jew|jews]], [[Nigger|niggers]], [[Aboriginal|abbos]], [[Drug|junkies]], [[Aspergers|sperglords]], [[Twinks|twinks]], [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]], [[Homosexuality|closet homosexuals]], [[deviantART|about tu fity dA tarts]], [[Wapanese|weebs]] and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of [[Lel|trolling trolls]], there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry [[Disorder|runs in the blood]]. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF [[Chicken|cannibalizes]] itself to the point of [[Nerd Rage|anarchy and chaos]], so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

'''[[Dear Cis People|Removal of their unchecked privileges.]]'''

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from [[pwnt|creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox]]. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts. 

== History ==

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a [[Girlvinyl|fat unfunny cuntwhale]]. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a [[Daniel Brandt|local bridge club]] and the [[Ryan|power of DDoS]]. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

== 2011 ==
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. [[DrMusic]] reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of [[moralfag|social justice and Anonymous]] to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

{{EDF2thread|2483|2011 Faggot of the Year Awards}}
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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to [[Internet Tough Guy|argue with everyone]] who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. <s>Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.</s>

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== 2012 ==

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

{{EDF2thread|11380|2012 Faggot of the Year Awards}}

* '''Racketeer''' - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too many tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.

* '''[[User:Kibou|Kibou]]''' - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.

* '''Fumo161''' - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.

* '''Swishy''' - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident. Within days she was posting nudes. Within weeks she was lying about having cancer, being pregnant, and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.

* '''ExplosiveDiariah''' - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.

* '''KKKoonhater''' - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named [[Flaglerchat]].

* '''Messyjessie''' - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on Google.

* '''[[Beefrave]]''' - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.

* '''[[DrMusic|Drmusic2010]]''' - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.

* '''FührerReloaded''' - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.

 

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And the winner was '''Racketeer''' in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.

 

===Rejected Nominees of 2012===

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

*'''Baya Rae 4900''' - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance ([[srsly]]).
*'''Rev Junko''' - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "[[lol|too mature]]" for EDF2.
*'''ChristianWarrior94''' - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
*'''Umkemesik''' - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was discharged from the Air Force for "exceeding authorized access" and larceny by sending another airman's paycheck to a Children's Charity in Siberia. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum. Finally let back in because Zaiger thought he was pathetic and felt sorry for him. In late 2013 he <s>[[butthurt|got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict]] after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better</s> disregard that, I suck cocks and don't know the difference between army and Air Force.
*'''Trixie''' - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 nominations despite this happening in 2012.
*'''DocEvil''' - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs taken away for being a faggot. Threatened to get his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
*'''LIL COS ANIMOSITY''' - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - Already the biggest faggot every year.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

== 2013 ==

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
[[Image:Alien guy meth.jpg|right|thumb|Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.]]

* '''[[Milwin]]''' - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it. Made a [[faggot|'movement']] called "#freescum2013" that attempted to [[ddos]] a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got [[newfag|tricked]] into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.

* '''Likeicare''' - A young gentleman from [[Australia]] and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.

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* '''[[Onideus]]''' - ED <s>SysOp</s> disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to [[take down ED]], but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate. However he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.

* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - AKA "Igor" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the [[attention whore]] that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from [[New Jersey]], he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes [[Tom Preston]] will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.
 
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* '''[[DGTrixie|Trixie]]''' - [[old|Long time user]] brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 pounds of fat. Afterwards she spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond. Came back to the forum in late 2014 to reveal that not only had she indeed lost all her weight, but she was even [[lol|uglier than ever]].
 
[[File:Gusandpopcorn.gif|right|thumb|250px|The BMO civil war in a nutshell.]]
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Got greatly enraged when [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] & [[ED IRC|cia]] decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying [[BMO]], a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. [[Not|Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama]] - eventually [[Hunter S. Thompson|#buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2.]] Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the [[party van]] on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.

 

* '''[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]''' - Schnookums came to ED by way of [[FurAffinity]] with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a [[U-18Chan|buttmad attack article]], however, because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to [[Annoying|harass every single person who made an edit anywhere]]. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his [[File:Schnookums_Icon3.png]] furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an [[Onideus|oldfag]]. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, [[Chris-Chan|disguising it as a troll]] and tried to get [[888chan]] to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how - 
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|Why Uberfukken never had a date.]]
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'''EMOQUIT!!!''' 
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Schnookums had his [[SysOp]] privileges removed which effectively makes him a [[Disgraced|Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician]]. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum. 

* '''[[Unfunny|Gigantopithecus]]''' - <s>The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags</s> (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began editing this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.

* '''[[Phobos]]''' - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words '''"SHUT UP!"''' still echo though the forum in their [[ALL CAPS]] red text.

* '''[[user:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]]''' - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. [[Fetish|Rather obsessed with otters.]]

* '''[[User:SWfan|SWFan]]''' - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking [[Equivamp]], looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.

* '''[[User:Uncle_Ben's_Rice|Dr. Rice]]''' - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant [[Sand Nigger]] drama, political drama, [[Fascism]] and thinks he has magic powers. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, freaking out over FBI threats due to the massive amounts of little boy porn he is in posession of, pretending to be a teenage girl to lure in more victims, and talking about how he is [[wut|under drone surveillance by the NSA]], which, considering the child porn, could be true, though not for the reasons he likes to tell people. It should be noted that Dr. Rice thinks he will always win in an argument on the internet, but to this date hasn't won a single one.

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* '''[[Sexlord66]]''' - This autistic moron immigrated here from [[Nuchan]] when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a couple of [[faggots|admins]] to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into [[tinychat]] promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.

[[File:Sexlord911mistake.jpg|thumb|179px|" sexlord's 9/11 post"]]

* '''Pinktits''' - Pink's short-lived adventure began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose her illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple of butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.

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Finally '''Milwin''' won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

===Rejected Nominees for 2013===

*'''Twought''' - Confirmed for ''maybe'' not being the sock of Gigantopithecus. Was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told [[no]], was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join [[Phobos]] in his war with EDF2.

*'''GuessWho''' - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.

*'''[[Asalieri]]''' - Nominated but not added to this article on time.

*'''[[Starwind3437]]''' - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

===The 2013 Campaign Trail===

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

{{EDF2thread|14129|Official Nomination Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|13990|The opening ceremony}} 
{{EDF2thread|14000|Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14155|Milwin's ddos thread}} 
{{EDF2thread|14185|Linkermann Exposed}} 
{{EDF2thread|14027|Likeicare posting his penis again}} 
{{EDF2thread|13922|Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2}} 
{{EDF2thread|14180|Dr. Rice Callout Thread}} 

==2014==
This year saw a large abundance of faggotry as well as the absence of many past FOTY. Overall it was pretty uneventful.

 

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In the end, '''Schnookums''' won after almost everyone agreed that he was in fact a tremendous, cock sucking furfag and quite possibly the lowest form of life. He attempted voting for himself to prove that he doesn't care and to stop himself from winning, and also started numerous, unrepliable private conversations with members asking them to vote for him. When that failed he spammed one of the mods' sites and threatened to do the same to ED if he wins, and finally left when he won anyway. [[too lazy|Oddguy made him FOTY shortly after 2015 started.]]

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Joined the forum to try and get EDF to troll some guy on DA who had the audacity of not accepting his criticism. When this failed, Wulfington went on a butthurt rampage, explaining to everyone on the forum that he is obviously much smarter than them and put everyone on ignore. Later got butthurt again because we don't treat black people nice enough and is now hiding in the GamerGate thread.

*'''cyn''' - Aspie attention whore with tiny tits who quit EDF because everyone was rude to her for being a retard. Doxed so that she could come back for EDF to be laugh at some more. Her husband likes to dress up as DBZ characters.

*'''Comcastboy'''- Tryhard wannabe troll. Still on the forum due to joining after the new "no doxing" rule.

*'''cybrex''' - Trolled off EDF after one day. Joined thinking he would troll us but was doxed within hours and begged for his account to be deleted after his dinosaur erotica was posted on his intro thread.

*'''SailorSonic''' - Another GOTIS infected 12 year old who thought EDF was her personal myspace and put on the internet tough guy act when she was told to shut up. After informing EDF that she wasn't and there was nothing we could do to her, she ended up literally crying on camera when people caller her a nigger on tinychat. She then sperg-spammed the forum with her own dox and was banned.

*'''Lilycuster''' - Came here from Ogrish or some run-off of it thinking she was tough shit. Posted her old-lady tits on the forum and acted like a cunt until someone posted pictures of her daughter. Ran back to her original website and got trolled there as well. Ogrish was spammed with Wilkins Coffee and much merriment was had.

*'''[[Silverhaze06]]'''- Thinking he was a master troll he joined EDF, got butthurt at CallMeMaggot and tried to hide his butthurt by spamming everything until people stopped calling him butthurt. Then he attempted to pretend to be his own ex-girlfriend to get us to troll her for him, but when she was contacted and exposed the fact he literally sucks dicks for money he left.

*'''XxTryingTooHardxX''' - Nominated for BAWWWing, quitting the forum, flouncing about how EDF is evil, then coming back and trying to pretend like nothing happened. Quit again, came back for the second time to play it off as a troll before quitting and returning for the third time.

*'''[[User:Boudica|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is fat.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - ED admin "Zaiger" is nominated for his new "pro-lolcow, no fun allowed" policy and because he insisted I add him as a nominee.

*'''MessyJessie''' - Recently unbanned and still retarded, Jessie was nominated because she's addicted to the forum and has no friends. Already nominated for 2015's FOTYA for starting 2014 off strong and threatening to kill herself yet again.

*'''[[Schnookums]]''' - Crybaby zoophile who got to be a moderator for exactly one day before being demoded for being a retard and rage-quitting ED to edit wikifur instead. Known for begging people in privet conversations to give him Uberfukken's dox.

*'''HideousShitFinder''' - Regretted joining almost the moment she made the account. Was promised that it would be deleted if she posted her tits. She did and left, but the account was (obviously) never deleted. Later hacked by someone on 4chan.

*'''fxhd''' - Spammed shit and was an annoying tryhard. Doxed and quit.

*'''White nationalist''' - Jumped to the defense of fxhd and suffered the same fate.

*'''IKillFurfags''' - Acted like a tard and bragged about how he can't get doxd. Ended up getting doxd anyway and exposed as a furfag himself despite his username.

*'''Watership''' - WatershipsDown, the autistic pedofur, spent his time acting like a tard, posting his shit art, and refusing to leave or admit he can't draw. A quick lookup uncovered pictures of him celebrating his 19th birthday with a cake that had his fursona on it.

*'''gert7''' - Lonely. Has no friends. Spends 24 hours a day in the shoutbox talking about his depression and hoping that someone will talk to him (they never do). Too scared to post on the actual forum or just kill himself already.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - Came for the sole purpose of making personal army threads about people he didn't like on DeviantArt. While the first thread was successful, when the second failed to get anyone to care he began making new threads about every single new piece of art this person posted and didn't stop until a mod told him that he would ban him.

*'''Turbogook''' - Got butthurt over a mod changing the titles of his news thread and wend apeshit. "Takes a break" from the forum every other week.

*'''[[Sexlord66]]''' - Boring. Forgot to add him.

{{EDF2thread|20428|FOTY voting thread}}

== 2015 ==

Nominations for the 2015 Faggot of the Year award began on October 10th, 2015 with a nomination thread and voting for the top 10 biggest fucking faggots of 2015. Sir Wulfington led the pack (getit?) until the very end when Boudica climbed to first place after a hard hitting campaign message. 

{{EDF2thread|23413|Official FOTY 2015 Top 10 Nomination Vote}}
{{EDF2thread|24152|Official FOTY 2015 Voting Thread (Later Narrowed to Two Candidates)}}

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File:BoudicaFOTY01.jpg|Boudica gained a late lead after her campaign went into full force.
File:BoudicaFOTY02.jpg|Boudica wants to make ED great again.
File:BoudicaZew0FOTY.jpg|Some were pulling for both Boudica and Zew0
File:Zew0FOTY02.jpg|EDF's #couchcrew stands behind Zew0 as FOTY.
File:SirWulfingtonFOTY01.jpg|Despite having no campaign, Sir Wulfington was in first place with this single shitty flyer.
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File:Zew0FOTY01.jpg|Zew0's campaign means serious business.
File:BoudicaFOTY04.jpg|Boudica is a known fan on Donald Trump's hair.
File:BoudicaFOTY03.jpg|Further proof.
File:Zew0FOTY03.jpg|A few people are very excited about Zew0's candidacy.
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In the end, the list was narrowed down to 10 candidates. However, in the first of many FOTY firsts, the extreme and unprecedented levels of faggotry of Romeo Rose, who joined after the initial nominations were completed, caused Lemon Hornet to be dropped from the Top 10 and Romeo Rose to be added in his place. For the first and only time in FOTY history, two contenders were tied at 63 votes each. This unprecedented situation led to a second-round vote between '''Sir Wulfington''' and '''Romeo Rose'''.

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On January 22, 2016 this final round of voting completed, and it was determined without a doubt that '''Romeo Rose''' was indeed the biggest faggot EDF had seen in 2015 despite having only joined the forum 10 days before the end of the year. To celebrate his victory, in addition to the shiny rainbow medal and permanent fagtag, one enterprising EDiot created a website in his honor, which has since been taken down [https://web.archive.org/web/20160609205856/http://romeorose.isarapist.com/ but can still be viewed here.] We encourage all of you to visit and pay tribute.

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*'''[[Romeo Rose]]''' - Romeo Rose is best known on the internet for his website Sleepless In Austin where he offers $1500 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend who meets his exact specifications. This earned him a few interviews on local TV stations as well as a brief mention on the Howard Stern show back in 2013. In December of 2015, an ED user wrote an article about him which inadvertently led to him joining the forum to defend his ass backwards views. Romeo quickly set off the autism alarms with his long winded rambling, incoherent threats towards his "haters", spamming his entire collection of personal photographs, and extreme, unrelenting narcissism. Shortly thereafter, numerous new members showed up who apparently had been tracking his activity for years which led to an autism overload from both sides that left EDF in complete shock and awe. EDF user Sugar Bombs attempted to reason with him over Skype which led to Romeo having a complete mental breakdown, throwing a screaming fit and making physical threats to a very calm and collected Sugar, all of which was recorded and posted on the thread. Romeo has since flounced from the site no less than four times, threatened ED with legal action, and reposted blogs which he believe undeniably implicate ED for promoting a meth and pedophile ring. This drama is ongoing and many predict it's nowhere close to ending.

 

=== Rejected Nominees ===
*'''[[User:Baka|Boudica]]''' - Boudica is a former ED admin who contributed absolutely nothing to the wiki and used her powers to act as the humor-police to new users despite being painfully unfunny herself. On the forum, Boudica was best known for getting incredibly upset with anyone who disagreed with her angsty teenage political views, which included but was not limited to hating conservatives (even though she was overwhelmingly racist) and being a closet feminazi.
(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''Devan Devil''' - While this faggot nominee didn't have a dedicated thread or a specific incident to campaign with, Devan Devil made his mark with a three month spree of making the dumbest comment award for every thread he posted in. Whether it be about politics, another user, or just shooting the shit, you could always count on Devan to try exceptionally hard to fit in with the most idiotic assessment of the situation intermingled with spouting off an old in-joke he didn't understand. Devan just wanted to be liked and he made that very clear in the shoutbox every time he butted into a conversation, but unfortunately August rolled around and it was time for him to start freshman year of high school. Due to being a low intensity nuisance, Devan was not able to secure his nomination for Faggot of the Year. 
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*'''Devi Ever''' - Known tranny lolcow, joined the forum after a successful and heart-warming AMA on KiwiFarms looking for more friends to solicit funds from in the internet drama community. His reception on EDF was not what he/she/it expected and after being ridiculed for one day he deleted all of his posts and made a final plea to never have an article written. He would later go back to Kiwi Farms in an attempt to deny his involvement with EDF claiming that was not himher, however an admin followed it to KiwiFarms in order to debunk that lie. After being proven 100% that it was him, Devi Ever ragequit Kiwi Farms as well. Thus far, an article still has not been written because nobody actually cares about this ugly transvestite whore.

*'''[[TheDOSFag]]''' - DOSFag first made his way to ED via the wiki where he contributed nothing but a FAQ about himself and became friends with the sock account of disgraced ED admin and former FOTY nominee, Onideus. After discovering the forums, he began his conquest of finding friends by making a personal army request against some DA tart while going into extensive detail about his love for fanfics and the incredibly uninteresting origins of his username. DOSFag was fittingly deemed a faggot almost immediately, and fell victim to clever social engineering that resulted in him sharing his autistic fanfic in private message, which was then immediately shared with the forum. DOSFag then stated that the only way he would leave ED if an article about him was created, which led to an article about him being created the very same day. As promised, he left. Months later, DOSFag was spotted on an autism support forum ranting and raving about how evil ED is. Screencaps of his activity there was posted on EDF, which led to a raid of the forum, and ultimately DOSFag and numerous EDiots being banned as their admins made a mad dash to suppress the chaos. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[Kyle Perkins]]''' & *'''[[Julianne Irace]]''' - [[EDFB]] drama that eventually found its way onto the forums. Julianne Irace and Kyle Perkins were in love, however that love turned sour and Kyle spent his life stalking her through various online communities. Julianne found her way to the ED Facebook group and tried making friends through shitflooding and threats. Kyle followed shortly after and then wrote an article about Julianne, becoming some kind of EDFB shitty attack article hero. Once Kyle found his way to the forum, he was met with skepticism and then was under investigation by lead detective Maggot who found that Kyle was a narcissistic pedophile. Maggot then wrote an article about Kyle which led to his immediate quit, and both will forever have their autism forever documented on ED servers. Despite this, both had so few votes they were eliminated in the first round on nominations, proving that nobody on the forum gives a shit about things that happen on Facebook.

*'''LemonHornet''' - While this user only uses EDF sporadically (under the disguise of a multitude of sock accounts) LemonHornet is a well known figure on [[ED Movie Night|ED's Cytube channel]] for his perpetual and prolonged butthurt. Originally thought to be a dunce bitch from Cali, and later discovered to be a 14 year old nigglet, LemonHornet got everyone's attention by making some of the most retarded observations known to mankind and replying to everything under the sun with [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|costanza.gif]]. LemonHornet then spent an entire year joining the Cytube channel in 3 minute intervals, multiple times a day, to spam his feeling about ED being a bunch of cucks. While it's arguable that there is some validity in that statement, Lemon's dedication to spending a year of his life spamming nonsense into a chatbox was determined to be worthy of a nomination.

*'''Likeicare''' - Self proclaimed hard-chat king, nominated this year for being an internet toughguy. Accomplishments this year include making Boudica cry, making Weezus Christ cry, and authoring an uncensored blog called the Love Palace aka EDF Rumor Mill. Apparently that's not enough to be faggot of the year because he didn't get enough votes to make it past the first round. Uber and Likeicare were called out by Weezanons unknown for patting each other on the back for both being nominated as faggots, but receiving the lowest number of nomination votes.

*'''LonnieRohn''' - Nobody really knows who LonnieRohn is. Some suspect he created a "pls ban me" thread and then self-doxed begging users for IRL harassment, however these reports are unconfirmed because nobody gave a shit then and nobody gives a shit now.

*'''MessyJessie''' - MessyJessie is a long standing figure in the Faggot of the Year awards, having spent 3 years of her life seeking revenge on the evil ED admins who exposed her as being an STD infected prostitute. Although she has never won a FOTY award, Jessie currently holds the most-viewed lolcow thread on EDF. Throughout 2015, she used countless sock accounts and was eventually allowed to return because admins got sick of banning her. She was then a regular forum user and bounced between being civil to batshit insane on a day to day basis, giving thorough psychoanalysis of each member's apparent mental disorder (See Also: Projection). Shit hit the fan when another user photoshopped an image of her dead grandfather in a gay sex orgy, sending her off the deep end and once again making baseless threats against admins. An agreement was finally reached where the image would be deleted if she never returned. Jessie has not returned since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - ''Oddguy somehow managed to be nominated but was not on the voting ballot. Users suspect Jewish conspiracy.

*'''PMFO''' - An actual 12 year old on the internet, PMFO's short forum tenure was marked by spamming randumb "gecko jesus" rants in every thread, being a general nuisance and inadvertently doxing himself on the first week. No big deal he said, and continued spouting come at me bro and other 9gaggeries. After a picture of him wearing a birthday cone was posted, "What a beautiful young man" he proclaimed. He seemed indestructible. Until a picture of his house was posted, then he agreed that if the picture was removed he would leave the forum forever. EDF obliged, removed the picture, and he left. For a week. He came back with a gimmick sock account pretending to be a jew, and a week after that came back as himself to continue his master trolling of EDF. Until the picture of his house was posted again, at which point he released this video and was never seen again:

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*'''[[Dumblr Feminist|RabidAntiRadFem]]''' - RabidAntiRadFem made her way to EDF to share her exploits of arguing with feminists on tumblr, hoping to acquire many ass pats in the process to stroke her inflated sense of self worth. She instead was met with hostility as it was determined she was no better than the people she was arguing with. Her initial response was foaming at the mouth rage, typing her anger to anyone who disagreed with her, which consisted of the entirety of the DA subforum. She then foolishly proceeded to delete all her posts, which were quickly reverted and used to create an article about her. The rage reached breaking point shortly thereafter and she began spamming reports, demanding her account be deleting, and threatening the site with DMCA. EDF users responded by spamming her tumblr inbox with over 150 messages telling her she looks like a crack whore. She then closed down all her internet accounts spent months sending frivolous legal threats to CloudFlare which were systematically disregarded. Since then, she has reopened her tumblr account and continues ranting about feminists and now about how Encyclopedia Dramatica are a bunch of monsters. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - SeeBeen, a server administrator from the shithole country known as [[Serbia]], answered Zaiger's call for a new sysadmin on Twitter after E flounced. While Seebeen did a fair job in moving data from one part of the internet to another, his chronic case of "new moderator syndrome" was made apparent as he joined the forum and went full [[Ellen Pao]] by enforcing rules that didn't even exist. Leaving behind him a trail of pointlessly locked threads, deleting user comments he deemed as off-topic, and banning people for being mean to him, Seebeen was the literal incarnation of a noob in God-mode. After being told to calm his shit 40 times by Zaiger and numerous unsuccessful attempts to remove Likeicare from the site, Seebeen has since given up on ED community management and has become sleeper cell waiting for Zaiger to die so he can permanently remove the forums for not respecting his authority. Failed to acquire enough votes for the final election because when people realize he's from Serbia, they're inclined to cut him some slack.

*'''Sexlord66''' - Nominated for both 2013 and 2014, Sexlord is a known internet menace who regularly posts pictures of his gaping assholes and the objects he inserts within. At this point his nomination into the FOTY field is institutional, however he fails break the top 10 any year because when it's all said and done, he's just an incredibly whiny bitch. When he's not spreading his asshole for the public eye, he's begging ED to delete his article, while at the same time using a sock account to add more content to it. In 2015 Sexlord was finally doxed, which lead to a significant decrease in his postings, something which most everyone is grateful for.

*'''[[Sir Wulfington]]''' - Sir Wulfington first appeared on EDF in 2014 and was immediately involved in a DA slapfight over how he shouldn't be giving anyone artistic advice based on how incredibly untalented his own work is. After this short spat, Wulf spent an entire year reposting every meaningless Gamergate related tweet to occur on the internet. Once 2015 rolled around, he poked his head outside of the Gamergate thread and got into another art related argument that provided about 20 pages worth of text walls of him reassuring everyone how right he is. In a rare moment, the entire DA subforum ganged up on him and it wasn't long until the rest of EDF took notice and began digging into his past to find that he is not only a furry, but a bestiality apologist who was ridiculed out of a number of different forums, including but not limited to Kiwi Farms. Wulfington refused to take the hint and leave, instead replying to every accusation with giant walls of text for weeks on end. His narcissism eventually led to his downfall as within these text walls he accidentally disclosed information which would lead to his dox. Wulfington realized that having his IRL name tied to posts that support bestiality was not good, so he quit the forum, deleted his twitter, and vanished off the face of the internet forever. '''(Top 2 Finalist.)'''

*'''TooGraphicForTV''' - TG4TV came to EDF by way of cytube, after having spent months in his own channel by himself. Being unemployed and on disability, TG4TV would stay in the channel 24/7 as he was attempting to court Wiz, who he thought was a hot native girl. Wiz of course was not, and then TG4TV found out that Wiz was instead a chubby native boy, he sent a private message to EDF's elite making a personal army request to get revenge on Wiz for catfishing the fuck out of him. The EDF users in question told him to fuck off, and thus TG4TV began his quest to "take out" the cool kids club on EDF. This didn't fare well for him, as within his first attempt he was immediately exposed for being a sad handicapped divorcee who spent every waking moment of his life fruitlessly trying to find love on the internet. TG4TV was ridiculed off the forum and retreated to the facebook group, and spent months private messaging people trying to convince them how he's not butthurt. He eventually quit ED altogether and has not been seen since. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Turbogook|turbogook]]''' - Turbogook is an Asian who posts his dick and has been around ED since forever. Turbogook's forum experience thus far has been raging at likeicare, talking to himself, arguing with anyone who replies and asking for help on his Kevin Mann article. General consensus is that turbogook represents the top 3% of most autistic users of all time and is currently the most autistic active poster. Fittingly enough, he spends most his time on [[EDFB]].

*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - Uberfukken was nominated for going into damage control and doxing people after his love affair with Endsenten was brought into the light, taking himself too seriously as the years go by and continuously commenting on the fact that he has the most likes on the forum...within a page or two of saying that post ratings don't mean shit and anybody who cares about them is autistic . Failed to acquire enough votes to be in the top 25.

*'''[[Vermin]]''' - Also known as "Animal" Brian Wilson and Sickpuppy, Vermin was supposedly a .com relic who returned to ED because he loved memes and sharing nude photographs of himself. His initial entrance in 2014 was met with a swift ban as he was determined to be a furfaggot attention whore who would contribute nothing to the site. Vermin would appear months later under a sock account, and managed to brown-nose his way to becoming an ED admin by kissing ass and writing unfunny articles about his numerous self proclaimed sexual deviance, which included asphyxiation and smelling like shit. Vermin's downfall began when he joined the forums and tried integrating with the community by encouraging other members to (literally) masturbate with him on Tinychat, and parading forum in-jokes that he was never involved with. He even went so far as to buy a Wilkins Coffee mug on eBay. Vermin mostly flew under the radar until he was made a moderator, at which point the entire forum unleashed an onslaught of hate and insults until he eventually had a meltdown which led to him getting banned for being a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''
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*'''Weezus Christ''' - Also known IRL as Trevor Fitzroy (yes, he shares a real name with an X-Men villain) has been an active ED user since the [[Sherrod|.com]] [[EDF|era]]. Known primarily for his MS-Paint artwork and posting extensively detailed bullshit stories about his life such as the time he was raised by a pack of wolves, Weezus can be found on any given day in the ED Tinychat room talking to himself for hours on end. His faggotry comes this year in the form of a completely derailed thread dedicated to the doxing of a well known internet nuisance, instead making it about himself and how he's not upset on the internet, something which he explains in no less than 50,000 words over the course of two weeks. While his lack of understanding in how to not appear butthurt despite having been on ED for so long is astounding, it was not enough to earn him more than a nomination and he fell short of making it to the final vote. If you care for further details, he will gladly explain it to you over Tinychat for six hours.

*'''Wiz''' - Wiz is a proud native Canadian and real-life social justice warrior who joined ED pretending to be a woman in an attempt to catfish anyone who took the bait. This endeavor was actually successful as he managed to trap fellow FOTY nominee TG4TV for the better part of two months. Wiz however had his own set of problems in the form of a desperate need for acceptance and constantly begging for admin privs on cytube to justify his existence. He was given these privs for a short period of time for the purpose of pissing off TG4TV, however lost them shortly after for faggot-enabling and being a constant nuisance with his thinly veiled social justice antics. Wiz got his ass handed to him when he doxed another user on the forum for being mean to him, which led to Wiz being doxed himself almost immediately and having his numerous youtube videos featuring himself as a chubby teen instead of the hot native girl he was pretending to be. Wiz would then become an in-joke on Cytube with his face plastered in the channel's banner declaring his mission to stop the white menace, which led to him flouncing from the site for a few months. Wiz has since returned and now keeps a low profile on the forum. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

*'''[[User:Gretchen|wretchedgretchen]]''' - Gretchen was nominated out of habit and really didn't do anything to deserve it this year. Unless you count shitposting in every thread and crying for an entire year about his disabled edit button. Once Gretchen was finally given his edit privs back, he emoquit ED forever and hasn't been seen since except in Cytube where he still shows up to complain about staff.

*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Head honcho, nominated for the relentless malicious pop-up ads and using official ED social media accounts to be a drunk Gamergate shill. Despite this, he failed to get enough votes to make it past the first round because nobody on the forum uses twitter and they all have ad-block.

*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - Zew0 is a regular ED contributor who first got noticed by posting an unprovoked suicide threat video in the Kiwi Farms thread which featured him tying a noose around his neck and threatening to jump off the balcony of his second floor apartment. This combined with his countless attempts to get people on ED to travel halfway across the world to hang out with him and "sleep on his couch", eventually led to mass mockery and a new in-joke in the form of #couchcrew - a group of members who would incessantly remind everyone that they had a couch anyone on EDF could crash on. This mockery led to a meltdown where he threatened to murder admins, followed by a week long flounce. Zew0 has since returned and continues to contribute to ED while maintaining a low profile. '''(Top 10 Finalist.)'''

==2016==

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This year has been rife with other sites dumping their lolcows on us to troll and multiple suicide threats, but in the end, one faggot pulled through. After a second round of voting that was made for the sole reason of trash talking him and his runner up some more, Zew0 won and seemingly left the forum while emailing Zaiger he's going to kill himself.

===Nominees===
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*'''[[User:Zew0|zew0]]''' - One of the forum's biggest [[autists]]. Most notable for his last year entry into FOTYA of videotaping himself threatening to [[An hero|kill himself]] because we made fun of him and uploading it to [[YouTube]]. This year he upped the ante by trying to blackmail Sugar Bombs for nudes and ending up being blackmailed himself.

*'''[[User:VX|VX]]''' - Disgraced mod and fat, would-be [[Nazi]] with [[S&M]] fetish who abused mod privs to delete negative ratings to his posts and then threaten people while typing like an [[anime]] villain. Allegedly also threatened [[suicide]] after losing privs.

*'''Bawwwtist''' - Mongoloid who asked us for dating tips and, when people actually gave him sincere advice instead of calling him a faggot, turned around and started acting high-and-mighty as soon as that advice landed him a girlfriend. Eventually that GF literally [[Cuck|cucked]] him instead of ever letting him fuck her and we all had a laugh.

*'''SaytrSaturn/Zimiscrazy''' - Gay hairy homo who got doxed and had his nudes posted on the forum. Responded by saying he's actually an old ED user who was baiting people to troll this guy. He was told that the people responding already knew that, at which point he too was doxed and exposed as a [[brony]], then deleted all his posts and quit.

*'''kurisu''' - Jobless, closet gay, alcoholic who's girlfriend once made him cum in his own mouth.

*'''Pachirisu''' - [[Know Your Meme|KYM]] reject who joined ED to try and make us his [[personal army]] in his war on the KYM mods who banned him. The mods soon joined and informed us he was banned for being an edgelord who threatened to rape people on the forum because they made fun of him. Got doxed and exposed as a [[13-year-old]] [[Bestiality|goat fucker]]. Quit EDF but later returned out of loneliness.

*'''Epyc Wyn''' - More KYM cancer. Believed he would succeed where his predecessor had failed, but was [[doxed]] even faster and discovered to be a balding fatass neckbeard virgin. Returned to KYM where he is still being laughed at.

*'''Reverend Lulzcraft''' - Actual, convicted [[child molester]].

*'''[[Zaiger|zaiger]]''' - Thanks to over a year's worth of fierce [[alcoholism]] half of the site's staff has been replaced with autistics, all of whom have been banned multiple times.

*'''Nigger_Pussy''' - [[Hillbilly]], [[white supremacist]] who was appalled to find out most Nazis on this site are just trolling, and even those who aren't think he's a retard. Doxed, quit, has a disease that makes his nipples comically large.

*'''PinkyEvey/spikedust''' - Two [[tranny]] [[pedophiles]] who joined the forum one after the other to fight each other over who's the biggest child molester and eventually both got [[butthurt]] at each other and quit without anyone on the forum caring.

*'''MachomanRandalSavage''' - [[Newfag]] user was quickly disliked upon arrival due to his abrasive personality. upset by this, he covertly approached two other users in their inbox for advice. The two then encouraged him to act like an even bigger faggot, promising him it would earn him respect and kept going until he eventually got doxed.

*'''Fukken_NewGay''' - MGTOW [[MRA]] who's on the forum to redpill us is currently awaiting charges to be filed over his recent sexual assault.

*'''Volt11891519''' - Autistic [[GamerGate|#GamerGate]] lawyer who we once encouraged to jeopardize his career by filing a bunch of baseless IRS audit requests against various SJW's gets beat up and robbed by a prostitute he thought was in love with him. Offers money to anyone on EDF who will help him end his own life. Never logs in again. Presumably dead.

*'''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Disgraced moderator. Upset by [[Vermin|Vermin's]] article being deleted went on an autistic spergout.

*'''Fatal_Exception_0E''' - Likeicare's would-be gay lover. Got trolled by him once and now, a year later, is still obsessed with him and mentions him in every thread/tries to dox him by asking him for dox and then cries when his love isn't reciprocated/everyone calls him a faggot. So [[pathetic]] and overly sensitive he had to beg to have his username changed multiple times in hopes people would not recognize him. But is either spotted again due to his [[faggotry]] every time, or is still trolled for it even by people who don't realize it's him. Got buff to overcompensate for his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|tiny penis]] that he gets super defensive about when anyone mentions it.

*'''HomsarSumo''' - After making one or two successful personal army requests on the DA subforum was extremely butthurt when his following PARs were answered by everyone telling him to fuck off. In an attempt to "take his ball and go home" as it were (not realizing the big kids already have it and are not giving it back), he demanded the threads he started people were actually posting in be deleted and attempted to vandalize them. When his requests were denied and his edits were reverted he went on a perpetual [[Sperg|spergout]] that has now lasted well over a year without anyone actually caring.

'''FORGOTTEN NOMINEE:'''

*'''zhenya''' - Zhenya was a sexually frustrated and confused loser who was constantly crying about wanting to have a [[sex change]] and how bad his life is as we all laughed at him. Had a massive mental breakdown when he was fagtagged. Gone but not forgotten. [[Shit no one cares about|We literally forgot he existed]] and didn't add him to the poll so now it's too late.

==2017==
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There was a contest, but it was put aside to give '''[[Zaiger]]''' the win, after he tried to kill ED and its forums because we were catching onto him and his use of ED cash to fund his drug habit (among other things). He failed, and thus won the award hands down, losing to a guy who shot up a school and lost a fight to a couch. [[Shit no one cares about|The other candidates]] include:

* '''[[William Atchison|Satanicdruggie]]''': A [[Blockland]]-playing [[manchild]] and supreme [[edgelord]] who shocked the [[old media]] by shooting up a school in New Mexico after shitting up ED for nearly a decade with his Neo-Nazi propaganda. Finally snapped and shot up a school 2 days before the site's 12th birthday. An even worse mass shooter than [[Randy Stair]].
* '''Sock Dog''': Bug chasing hipster turned down by a female user. Went full MRA fedora warrior attempting to dox and shame, ended up doxing and humiliating himself after arguing for 60 pages in an autistic callout thread attempt where he accused the girl of being a pedophile.
* '''[[idiot|dropdatwat]]''': Underage retard who won't shut up about his school work and brags about buying cigarettes. Still here, not shutting up, despite being given a clean slate after the backup restore. Cried desperately to not be nominated.
* '''URNotReallyAlive''': [[Onideus]], nominated for the 5th year in a row. Never quits. Recently flounced/was banned from the site for what might be the final time after no longer being able to bribe Zaiger to unban him.
* '''Tyrantrum''': Know Your Meme rapefugee, promptly thrown back in the ocean with the other rapefugees when his raft arrived at ED.
* '''Ram Doss''': Actual retard, spends his disability money on essential oils and then writes blogs about how it was DMT.
* '''[[JuniusThaddeus]]''': An ex-[[ED]] sysop. Was nominated for writing articles about people and then deleting them when the people he writes about Google his username (which happens to be his real name) and call his mom. Claims to be retired, never actually leaves.
* '''[[Donny Long]]''': Kiwi Farms lolcow and [[faggot|closeted]] wannabe porn star. Became our lolcow for a month while they were offline. Had an article, but Junius deleted it.
* '''Jamie Leigh Fisher''': Youtube personality, complete moron. "Cool mom, loving wife." Came here looking for viewers and left by deleting all her videos. Can be found demanding to speak to the manager at Walmart.

'''Disqualified Nominees'''

* '''Akula''': Jewish libtard that joined the site when he was about 14. After years of associating with ED, went to college and joined Antifa. Briefly became a meme after a cringy picture of him in a socialism t-shirt at an anti-Trump riot was posted online. Probably wouldn't want his new friends to know about his history with ED and now regularly cries on Facebook accusing people who make fun of him of antisemitism. Disqualified for not actually being on the forum anymore.
* '''[[D-Malice]]''': Former staff member on the site back during the .com era. Recently convicted of molesting a 13 year old boy. Disqualified for not actually being on EDF anymore.

==2018==

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===Nominees===

*'''[[Mikemikev]]''' - Admin of [[Rightpedia]] who only posts to complain that another retard keeps editing his article. Has threatened multiple people on the forum with murder.
*'''[[User:Haha Yes|PastorOfMuppets/Camel]]''' - Literal retard with an arrest record for child molestation; accidentally admitted to someone in private that he [[murdered]] a nine-year old girl and is currently waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. The court let him go last time because he literally doesn't know how to tie his own shoes. [[Delete]]d all of his posts after being nominated.
*'''dropdatwat''' - One of several IRL autists nominated – DDW actually went to [[Special Education|special school]]. One time the forum made him cry by telling him he was reported to the FBI.
*'''Sugar Bombs''' - Sugar Bombs decided to quit the forum by pretending she's dead.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka/Boudica]]''' - [[Car|Vehicular]] [[Murder|homicide]].
*'''Illuminati''' - Nominated for their autistic dedication to spamming the forum for several months in hope of annoying somebody – to the complete indifference of everyone present.
*'''GnosticFurry''' - Cultist pedophile.
*'''Incredibly Autistic Pokefag''' - Another literal autist who came to the forum after getting kicked out of the Discord and rage-quitting [[KiwiFarms]]. Posts about children's cartoons.
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Nominated for not understanding forum users weren't his [[NYPA|personal army]] and thinking you need to be a [[1337|l33t hax0r]] to edit the fucking wiki. Currently spamming the forum with furry porn, but no one cares.
*'''[[Donald Buffkin|Digimon]]''' - Some faggot with an old article who came to the forum to convince users that he was only pretending to be retarded, but then got mad when nobody fell for his brilliant trickery and deleted his article, so he started vandalizing the wiki while everybody laughed.
*'''PonyGorilla''' - Reason for nomination: Missing days of work to flirt with Mikemikev.
*'''billclintonisarapist''' - Owner of a [[fake news]] conspiracy website. Showed up at the forums after someone linked to one of his articles, then proceeded to shill for his own site and get caught lying about not being himself.
*'''Addie''' - A cum-hungry tranny and potential internet predator who moved to the forums from Discord along with a few orbiters hungry for zir's toycock.
*'''Groyper Supreme/Call me Tim''' - This year's obligatory [[pedophilia]] advocate.
*'''Gamer''' - Paid for a mod position on a [[Discord]] server with money stolen from his mother, all privs were subsequently stripped and the money never returned. Currently spamming the Discord with a sock.
*'''Conrad Alan Rockenhaus''' - Kicked out of the Navy for stolen valor. Literally disallows [[Google cache|Google crawlers]] to index anything mean about him on the forums/wiki via the use of the robots.txt file. Got into a car crash. Probably with Baka.
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Nominated to account for last year's "clerical error". This year he managed to get one ex-girlfriend hooked on [[crack]], steal a second credit card and get himself arrested for wife-beating a third – all seemingly in an effort to facilitate his [[heroin]] addiction while he lives on the streets.
*'''JustLurkerNews''' - Joined to bump the dead Devi Evers thread, and then spam it with [[Engrish|broken-english]] [[walls of text]] accusing users of being part of a [[conspiracy]] to defend him when he was told that nobody cared.

===Result===
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This year's contest was spiced up with a promise to ban the winner. As a result, both Mikemikev and dropdatwat fought for the top spot by making [[at least 100]] sock puppets to vote for one another. After Mike won, he left the forum on his own, while Drop got blackmailed into posting a picture of his [[micropenis]] and then started crying and punched his bedroom door.

No one was actually banned.

==2019==

Canceled because the Sysop was arrested and did not give anyone backups.

==2020==
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With the restoration of the wiki, and the beginning of the [[EDF6]] era, Faggot of the Year resumed with Faggot of the Decade awarded as well.

===Nominees===
*'''[[AEdiot]]''' - For being a fat, lazy, incompetent scam artist and running ED... into the ground.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Self nominated of course.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers|Linkermann/Chimuni]]''' - Went under Chimuni in the resurrected forums. Promptly doxxed himself and was surprised when EDF's denizens decided to troll him off the forums by posting his Hungarian, cabbage eating nudes and sick fuck chat logs. Left before UMK could make him Grand Master Moderator.
*'''GeorgeFloydTHAnigger''' - Doxxed himself, and then dared users to fight him IRL.
*'''Suidgewell''' - went on a meth binge on discord.
* '''[[Meade]]''' - discord weirdo who makes gay songs
*'''YOU''' - UMK ran out of Ideas.
*'''[[Dropdatwat]]''' - Always the Bride's maid, never the groom. Would this be DDW's year?

===Rejected Nominees of 2020===

*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Would've made it if UMK didn't make the dumb decisions to make "you" one of the decisions.

*'''Peyton Pruitt''' - Was generally a nuisance, but not annoying enough to make it.

===Result===

Turns out, yes, it was DDW's year. DropDatWat won over AEdiot in the finals 75-64 in Drop's favor. Finally, Ben won something in his life, whereas AEdiot still an unsuccessful failure. Ben smoked the competition after spazing out over his dick pics (yet again) and article resulting in EDiots contacting his Father via a fake Linkedin account.

Not to be outclassed, Zaiger took home Faggot of the Decade (FOTD), marking these two Jewish <s>Champions</s> chumps for all eternity in the great annuals of ED's history.

==2021==
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This was a boring-ass year, mainly due to the [[Coronavirus|Kung Flu]]. The only interesting things this year were [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Shadman]] going to the [[partyvan]]. The vote ended up with 10 faggots, with Quence, [[Graykat]] and [[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] taking the lead. Out of those three, Quence won due to his undisputedly high levels of [[faggot]]ry as well as his sockpuppet wankery.

===Nominees===
*'''Quence''' - 50-year-old [[faggot]] pretending to be a 20-year-old woman. Suspected to be a member of [[NAMBLA]], which would make him a [[gay]] [[pedophile]]. Has dozens of sockpuppets.
*'''[[graykat]]''' - Discord faggot who entered the forum to continue begging to be ungulagged from the Discord. Was later banned for linking child model pics. Brought to EDF the "NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE" meme.
*'''[[user:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - An incredibly autistic failtroll with [[OVER 9000]] [[sockpuppets]] that creates threads about [[shit no one cares about]]. Is constantly editing this article, along with every other article that comes within his grasp.
*'''[[BiteySnek]]''' - Onideus again. Came back to EDF6 to continue filling it with his faggotry.
*'''[[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]]''' - An autistic [[spic]] who fucks around with templates. Added last minute for not being on ED Discord.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Tradition.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - For quitting Discord again.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''' - Actually a man IRL.
*'''Haha Yes/Camel''' - Got the ED Discord [[b&]].
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Escaped his COVID prison once again to spam furry porn on library computers.

===Disqualified/Rejected===
*'''[[aediot]]''' - In 2020, Aediot was overthrown due to his massive faggotry and trying to sell Encyclopædia Dramatica to a dark web hoe. Fast forward to 2021, and it was discovered that he not only shoves napkins up his ass because [[Baby fuck|his dad raped him]], but he also [[Pedophile|showered with a 16-year-old boy]].
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''' - Autistic 8-bit Trumptard, who is obsessed with [[Taking down ED|taking down his article]]. Replaced with Haha Yes/Camel last minute.
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''' - Tradition.
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Some [[faggot]] from 9chan. Very little is known about him. Got butthurt over not being nominated; spamming the forum with claims that he was the "REAL FOTY 2021".
*'''Hitler1488''' - Mentally-deranged weirdo. Has a long history of faggotry on the forum. Posted ACTUAL CHILD PORN on Malhub. Was arrested in February for [[pedophilia|raping a child]]. Not nominated due to lack of activity on the forum.
*'''Magalicious''' - <s>Based</s> annoying nigger-hate poster. Not nominated for likely being Quence.
*'''MurderGuarenteed''' - Spams Neo-Nazi shit on the shoutbox. Not nominated for being OneEyedFreak.
*'''Samuel''' - Extreme faggot that spams shit. Frequently [[ragequits]], only to come back.
*'''uberfukken''' - Tradition. Not nominated for not being active on the forum since 2020.
*'''[[User:Umkemesik|umkemesik]]''' - For having a hard-on for bracket sites.

== 2022 ==
The most interesting FOTY yet. [[Umkemesik|The original admin]] went full autist and ruined the original thread, so this year's FOTY was done ''twice''.

=== Round 1: Likeimautistic ===
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The first round could best be described with one word: '''[[Fail|Failure]]'''.

A while after the FOTY thread was created on the forum, the then-owner of ED and creator of the FOTY thread, [[umkemesik]], got into a slapfight with the infamous EDF [[internet tough guy|tough guy]], [[Likeicare]], ultimately losing and getting demodded on the forum. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare" and the thread was locked. Because of this and the fact there is no official winner, [[some argue]] Likeicare won FOTY.

==== Candidates ====
These are the only candidates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] can remember; since UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare":
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''. Before the slapfight that followed, he had the most votes out of any other candidate.
*'''[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard/Moonrunes]]''' - Underage weeaboo and k-pop stan. Infamous for spamming user profiles with his weeaboo nonsense and his intense [[butthurt]] when called out.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition. During the slapfight, UMK changed all the candidates to "Likeicare".
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Forum tradition; and for wanting to unleash a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]].
*'''Sleepy''' - for having a shitty bathrobe and being an all around [[attention whore]].
*'''Quence''' - Previous FOTY winner.
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''' - [[No one]] actually remembers the reason.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Self insert.

==== Disqualified ====
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Unbelievably annoying, retarded and spams threads about [[shit nobody cares about]]. [[Banned]] from the wiki, forum and Discord [[at least 100]] times for his extreme amounts of autism; and tries (and fails) to evade said bans using [[sockpuppet]]s. Disqualified for begging to be on the ballot.

=== Round 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

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This round didn't go much better with its numbers being [[Venezuela|hyperinflated]], but it did actually end properly which is something [[Umkemesik|UMK]] [[Failure|can't brag about]]. Umkemesik ''was'' leading for the entire duration of the poll, but with only a few hours left on the final day a [[socking]] campaign against .wil took place giving him enough votes to bring him up to the #1 position making him 2022's Faggot of the Year. .wil then merged all the sock accounts due to immense [[butthurt]]; making it look like UMK won. Due to [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE|NIGGER ADMINS]], .wil wasn't demodded, fagtagged and given his FOTY medal until the 3rd of April.

==== Candidates ====
*'''[[walter_spencer_1488]]''' - Unfunny edgelord spic with broken grammar LARPing as a white supremacist. Got doxed shortly after Call Me Tim made a thread about him; revealing that his real name is '''Pedro José Garcia'''.
*'''[[umkemesik]]''' - Morbidly fat stereotype of a janny. Was caught horning on one of the ladies of edf on pisscord. Sabatoged the foty thread in a fagmin fight once he started losing, and was later caught soliciting footjobs from an ugly teen.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''' - Crazy bitch who wants to conduct a genocide against [[pitbulls]] and [[Abortion|zygotes]]. Constantly gets into fights with the resident magapedes over her strange and confusing opinions.
*'''Sleepy''' - Attention whoring Canuck who couldn’t stop showing his penis on discord.
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''' - Shrill sperg who spent half the year making sockpuppets, and the other half flashing his chode and cumming on various forum women.
*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - Forum tradition.
*'''[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]''' - Self-insert. Also french.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''' - Thin skinned, egotistical modfag who treated edf like it was facebook. Thought he knew better then the other mods, and was only spared form ridicule thanks to jewmgay’s Reddit instincts.

==2023==

[[Butthurt|held hostage]] by [[Likeicare]]. Ended up being determined by a pinwheel spin. Quence won. Again.

==2024==
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*'''[[Likeicare]]''' - 3 reasons, Tradition, “Ironic” washed up, egotistical pedophile who “joked” about having sex with his unborn daughter & lost relevancy 5 years ago, also for cancelling FOTY like a total faggot last year.

*'''Hypeshot/Fucktard/moonrunes''' - [[Kpop|KPOP]]/[[Power Rangers]] obsessed narcissist, 18 year old twink who got flavored [[Condom|condoms]] off the internet to chew on them like gum to “see what they tasted like”

*'''Quence''' - Gay. A man that pretends to be an apple obsessed slut. Also obsessed with apple as a male.

*'''AiFoxHi/sheldonsnooper''' - Transgender who injected ethanol into his testicles, and reminisced on his brother almost sucking his cock. Also a pedo. and ALSO recorded himself cutting his own wrist on camera and published it onto [[Watchpeopledie.tv|WPD]]. Yikes.

*'''Mitzi''' - Used up whore who claimed to be [[Liar|“one of the boys”]] in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

*'''Baka''' - Pro-abortion enthusiast who hates pitbulls for mauling children. Make up your mind.

*'''[[User:Lulziez|lulziez]]''' - Teenage attention whore who threw a two-year-long hissy fit in order to become a janny on a forum she ultimately made worse.

*'''Maysam''' - Oldfag who yearns for 'the old ED,' while taking the [[Kiwi Farms]] route and exiling users to damnation, stripping them of their fundamental right to derail threads.

*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyyzrd]]''' - Fat autistic shrimp dick incel who regularly uploads to a podcast that nobody listens to and falsely believes his opinion is important.

== See Also ==
* [[EDF2]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

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[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]] MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]] Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]] The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]] Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]] Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]] Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]] What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''", suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually not guilty by reason of insanity, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

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== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ljupco-jan-steriev-jan-pawel-lubek-jan-ljubek-lary-gildyshow-vesa-projects-boxingwear-boxstuf-books-wikiheadhunter-grp.200211/ Kiwi Farms thread on Ljupco] {{archive|laazP}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/@cat_hopevideo_media4787 His YouTube Channel]
* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
* {{archive|DKGvA|ROCKY DAY}}
* [https://geocities.ws/cmby2k https://geocities.ws/cmby2k] {{archive|SWuZr}}
* [https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2 https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2] {{archive|kq8Ln}}
* [https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k] {{archive|qi65I}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/garage.889/ His EDF Account] {{archive|zdnTK}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/shemale-rapist.977/ His Alt EDF Account] {{archive|g1amS}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/putting-smack-up-your-ass.1325/ Another EDF Alt of his] {{archive|e3C3p}}
* [[wikipedia:en:Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/Projects|LTA page on English Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:pl:Wikipedia:Chicago boys|LTA page on Polish Wikipedia]]

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Ljupco Steriev

2024-12-29T21:39:30Z

TardChick: /* External Links */ added the Kiwi Farms thread on him (which was brought to light today) and two of his EDF accounts.

{{watch|[[File:Ljupco Head.png|100px]]}}

[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]] MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]] Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]] The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]] Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]] Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]] Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]] What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''", suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually not guilty by reason of insanity, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

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== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ljupco-jan-steriev-jan-pawel-lubek-jan-ljubek-lary-gildyshow-vesa-projects-boxingwear-boxstuf-books-wikiheadhunter-grp.200211/ Kiwi Farms thread on Ljupco] {{archive|laazP}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/@cat_hopevideo_media4787 His YouTube Channel]
* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
* {{archive|DKGvA|ROCKY DAY}}
* [https://geocities.ws/cmby2k https://geocities.ws/cmby2k] {{archive|SWuZr}}
* [https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2 https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2] {{archive|kq8Ln}}
* [https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k] {{archive|qi65I}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/garage.889/ His EDF Account] {{archive|zdnTK}}
* [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/shemale-rapist.977/ His Alt EDF Account] {{archive|g1amS}}
* [[wikipedia:en:Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/Projects|LTA page on English Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:pl:Wikipedia:Chicago boys|LTA page on Polish Wikipedia]]

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User:TardChick

2024-12-21T13:13:54Z

TardChick: .

'''THERE IS NO LIFE IN THE VOID.'''

User:TardChick

2024-12-20T22:22:36Z

TardChick: Replaced content with ". im gone."

. im gone.

User:TardChick

2024-12-20T21:48:11Z

TardChick: removed my discord, the discord tag i provided has the account associated with it now deleted. (side note: I since now got a new discord account but im not gonna share it here or anywhere else, im keeping it secret for the time being)

{{aspie}}
<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100">[[File:Gustave is watching you.png|100px]]</div>
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<center><big>'''What's Up, Bitches!'''</big></center>

<center>You can also find me on EDF. It's the same username btw, TardChick.</center>

Anyway, Hello! I'm TardChick ([[Powerword]]: '''Patryk Kornatowski'''), I've been an user of Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums since June of 2024, I've basically lurked the wiki since like Late November/Early December 2023, but never got into it until June '24, I've heard of Encyclopedia Dramatica thanks to a bunch of Chris Chan videos I watched or videos mentioning him (or her as he is a trans person now), Let me tell you a little bit about myself...

I was born on April 10th, 2007 in Poland to my mother, Anna, and my father, Damian,
My Parents and I moved to the United Kingdom since I was 3 years old because I was diagnosed with Autism, and Poland doesn't support Autistic people as much as the UK does
I attended a special school specifically for autists like me (Pretty ironic, huh?) from 2018 to 2022 (left in early 2023 because I was fucking having enough of the pupils targeting me for violence, one of those pupils spat at me a few times)
I'm currently living in Nottingham (Not giving away my exact address.)
I'm an animator, I use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_Movie_Maker Microsoft 3D Movie Maker] to animate (Here's my [https://autismboy1.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds] and [https://www.youtube.com/@autisticbritishjackass_reborn YouTube] if you wanna see my shit)
and that's it really!

and also... before you say... I gave lulziez my phone number... and she calls me up every now and again, but I ain't sharing my number because well, ED is not a phone directory, sorry doxxers! :p

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==Don't know what Microsoft 3D Movie Maker is, Here's a little taste...==

<center><youtube>PGJKeESLBpQ</youtube></center>
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==Thanks for visting my page! Your not welcome!==

[[File:TITAN008.GIF]]
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Luigi Mangione

2024-12-14T20:20:22Z

TardChick: /* Ba da ba ba ba, I'm Lovin' It */

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{{Conspiracy}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luigi Mangione'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 6, 1998 ({{age|1998|5|6}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Epic Win|Retaliation against]] [[Health Care Rage|United Healthcare]]}}
{{Ibend}}
{{quote|This is completely unjust and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience!|{{PAGENAME}}}}
In the sleek halls of midtown Manhattan's [[Ghey|business district]], where power suits and overpriced lattes reign supreme, few dared to question the untouchable fortress that is corporate America—until {{Glow|'''[[Luigi]] Nicholas Mangione'''}} decided to write his own chapter.

== Gameplay Footage ==

[[File:LuigiMangioneCCTV.mp4|center|750px]]

== A Modern-Day Teddy K? ==

Mangione, a [[Libtard|valedictorian]] with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... [[High Score|direct approach]]?

Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? [[Nigger|Brian Thompson]], a titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their <s>heads</s> balls.

== The “Why” Heard Around the Boardroom ==

Recovered from Mangione’s belongings was a manifesto—a three-page, handwritten ode to disillusionment with corporate America. Described as a cross between a hacker's diary and a philosophy undergrad’s late-night rant, it painted Mangione not as a criminal, but as a misunderstood artist taking a bold stand against the oppressive machine.

== High Tech, Higher Drama ==

The weapon of choice, a 3D-printed ghost gun, speaks volumes about Mangione’s innovative spirit. Why settle for a store-bought firearm when you can disrupt the weapons industry too? Add a suppressor for flair, and you’ve got a plotline worthy of a Netflix true-crime docuseries.

== Ba da ba ba ba, I'm Lovin' It ==

While savoring the taste of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called the cops and cashed in on the $60,000 reward.

Mangione’s [[Party Van|arrest]] in a [[Pennsylvania]] McDonald’s added an ironic twist to his tale. The tech-savvy renegade, betrayed by a sharp-eyed fast-food worker, was caught munching fries while the corporate machine closed in. Was this a metaphor? A symbolic last meal in the shadow of golden arches or is it the ultimate icon of capitalism? Nobody knows... UNTIL NOW...

[[File:MCangione.png|center|400px]]

== Legacy of Lunacy ==

Now awaiting trial, Mangione’s story is less a cautionary tale and more a bizarre chapter in the annals of corporate drama. Is he a martyr for the disenchanted masses or just another cog in the machine, destined to be forgotten once the next scandal hits Wall Street? Only time—and Netflix ratings—will tell. He seemingly was a big [[Ted Kaczynski]] fan.

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Image:mangioneTwitter.png|Breloom used Bullet Seed! It's super effective!
Image:mangioneReview.png|Solid Review, 10/10
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== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|1|Truly the CEO mindset|20|All shots hit on target|20|Killed the most hated health insurance CEO with a 32% denial rate|20|[[EPIC WIN|INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY]]|'''40'''|Avenged 68,000 people's lives|101|A+|The hero we need but don't deserve}}

{{Wanted|4}}

==Gallery==
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== See Also ==
*[[Gian Luigi Ferri]] - Another Italian-American High Scorer who shares a name with the man in green.
*[[Susan Wojcicki]] - Another former CEO who died in 2024 (from cancer).
*[[Health Care Rage]]

== External Links ==
*{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Brian_Thompson|TOW coverage}}
*{{EDF|t|united-healthcare-ceo-got-yeeted.3368/|EDF thread}}
*{{EDF|t|person-of-interest-in-the-uhc-ceo-shooting-is-identified-as-luigi-mangione-an-ex-ivy-league-student-anti-capitalist-and-climate-change-activist.3394/|EDF thread on his arrest}}
*{{twitter|PepMangione|PepMangione}}
*{{steam|76561198111618038|Pep}}

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ED20

2024-12-11T00:09:57Z

TardChick: Added the cartoon.

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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0; pointer-events:none">[[Image:EDballoon.gif|100px|Happy Birthday!]]</div>
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 <center><big><big>On December 10th of 2024, your favorite wiki is turning '''TWENTY!''' '''Soon you'll be a real man son :')''' </big></big> To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing. Since this is ED's 20th birthday party we won't bother singing faggy kiddie songs - because this year we're going to GET WASTED (on lulzy drama of course).
Will there be cake? Of course there will be [[delicious caek|cake]]. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.
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==Re-Birth==
[[File:ED10thbday21.png|thumb|right|300px|Even [[Anita]] joins the festivities]]
On April 15th, 2011, '''Operation Restoration''' became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of '''[[AnonOps]]''', a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the criminally shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, [[Ohinternet]] (OhInternet closed down a few years later). The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and [[Lurkmoarpedia]] scraping articles from [[Googlecash|Google cache]], [[archive.org|Wayback Machine]], etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.

Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED.

{{Quote|<@[[killhamster]]> yes

<@killhamster> it is [[lulz|mature]] to try to [[pwn|destroy]] our [[OhInternet|website]]

<@killhamster> very much so|[[Killhamster]] - master of irony| Oh you mean like you destroyed '''our''' [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|website]]?}}

Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as [[Nigger|some]] [[Jews|that]] [[Girlvinyl]] [[Islam|removed]] out of [[offended|fear]] that someone would [[BAWWW|say something]].

==ED's Long And Winding Road==
Post-rebirth, ED has had several domain name changes and multiple head-admins take the reigns in order to keep our site/community going on and on and on. Lots of drama regarding being online and offline.
But who are these various turnover-hosts/head-admins?
*[[Zaiger]]
*[[Aediot]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet|GOI]] (ED's current head-admin.)
*[[And nothing of value was lost|And a fuckton of others..]]

[[Joseph Evers|Who is the mysterious masked man]] behind [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this site's]] very existence?
What does ED's own [[AE-tan]] say to this tumultus lifecycle of our deviant community?? When asked she simply repled... "In Lulz We Trust, by any means!" And the shitshow goes on...
===LOOK IT'S SOME FUCKING CAKE===
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[[Image:ED20.png|700px]][[Image:aetan-cake.png]] 
<big>'''Happy 20th Birthday ED!'''</big> </center>

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Image:Goatse_cake.jpg|[[Goatse|Can I have a corner piece?]]
Image:Edcake1.jpg|...ooh, a piece of candy...
Image:Redneckcake.jpg|[[Redneck|Git 'er done!]]
Image:Delicious_cake_i_must_eat_it.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]
Image:Beercake.jpg
Image:Cakerolled.jpg|[[Rickroll|Cakerolled]]
Image:Chrischancake.jpg|[[Chris-chan|Chris-cake]]
image:cancer cake.jpg
File:Troll face cake by antenna girl d4ul33j-fullview.jpg
File:Happy 20th ED.jpg
File:Birth cake.jpg
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File:Wazowski.jpeg
File:TwilightBirthday.gif
File:BillAtchisonCake.jpg
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==PARTY FAVORS (mobile wallpapers)==
THE CAKE IS A LIE !!!1!!!1!
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=="Ae-Tan's 20th"==
That's right, one of our finest users here on Encyclopedia Dramatica known as [[User:TardChick|TardChick]] has decided to make a little video/cartoon of sorts to celebrate ED's 20th Birthday, called "Ae-Tan's 20th", animated in an old crappy little kids animation program from 1995 known as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_Movie_Maker "Microsoft 3D Movie Maker"], so enjoy it while you can... and probably masturbate. ;)
<center><youtube>WLXRRkTxRfs</youtube></center>
<center>[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/959457 or watch it on Newgrounds, if you're that of a faggot.]</center>

{{History}}
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MarioMario456

2024-11-30T21:52:48Z

TardChick:

{{Perfect}}
{{eduser|MarioMario456}}
{{lolcow2}}
{{Child}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Spics}}
[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|thumb|What a retard looks like.]]
[[File:MarioTrannyFund.png|thumb|A meme mocking him for his [[E-begging]].]]

'''MarioMario456''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas''', a.k.a. '''Gabriel02'''), also known as '''[[Acronym|SIAN]]''' (short for '''[[Unfunny|SeamusIsANigger]]''') on [[BonziWORLD]], is a retarded {{age|2007|1|12}}-year-old [[Spic]] [[asspie]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who has been using [[wikis]] since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .[[Fail|win]]. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an [[admin]] among other abuse. He then [[literally]] went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via [[Twitter]]. Later on, he became a whiny [[sysop]] for the [[Reception Wikis]] until he [[Ragequit|retired]] in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .[[Fail|win]] when his real age was discovered, making the [[Retard|mental midgets]] that fled to .[[Fail|win]] because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" [[Warhammer_40,000#Chaos|look like total buffoons]].

== Logopedia ==

[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]]

On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|edit war]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and even went as far as to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank a few pages]].

After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's [[underage b&|against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here]] (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''.

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;

|Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped
|Escarle Rojas, being her retarded son's [[bitch]] {{archive|evUhR}}

|If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.
|James Spiring a.k.a. Digifiend84 {{archive|5ueVZ}}

|ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.
|Escarle Rojas {{archive|U1RlX}}

|he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you
|Son's crying now, thanks {{archive|6zEzH}}

|Can you unblock me from Logopedia? I want to be free!
|Gabriel, begging random people to unblock him {{archive|5JjqS}}

}}</center>

== Wiki Thief ==

Being born without a [[Talentless|creative bone]] in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he [[He does it for free|became an admin]] on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been [[Lolita|four-fuckingteen]] at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate [[Excuse_me_wtf_r_u_doin|"who the fuck are you?"]]

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|I need a response from all bureaucrats to settle whether or not, to move, hold a vote, or either: delete the Miraheze or turn it into a backup wiki
|MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen {{archive|ThD2o}}

|You write as if you own this wiki. Please don't impersonate us. Thank you.
|An althistory admin {{archive|ThD2o}}

}}</center>

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<gallery>
Image:marioRebuked.png|Can I Haz Wiki?
Image:marioRebuked2.png|If they only knew...
</gallery>
</center>

== Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction ==

[[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|[[Abort|Baby Mario]] ]]

Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[User:.wil|.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.

But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much?

== RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy ==

[[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]]

Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:marioZipBomb1.jpg|First the set-up.
Image:marioZipBomb2.jpg|Then the 0-2 pitch...
Image:marioZipBomb3.jpg|...stike-out!!!
</gallery>
</center>

After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED.

==Aftermath==
After all was said and done, the real reason why Gabe disappeared was not because he wanted to, but because [[764]] compromised all of his accounts and tried to rub off their bullshit with "gaming". These same people may or may not have been launching [[DDOS]] attacks on ED due to their failure to get their hands on [[Fail|.win]].

So moral of the story is that DO NOT bother on hosting a fake shitty fork of ED while the real ED fork is still well and going, because you could possibly end up just like Gabriel. ;)
== See Also ==

* [[Basement-dweller]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[13-year-old boy]]
* [[Wikia]]
* [[Miraheze]]

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[[Category:People]]

Ljupco Steriev

2024-11-14T20:32:04Z

TardChick: I found his YouTube channel by just searching his name in the search bar (if anyone wants to archive the videos on it, they can ^^)

{{watch|[[File:Ljupco Head.png|100px]]}}

[[File:LjupcoSterievMugshot.jpg|thumb|250px|One of his many mugshots.]]
[[File:WiggerLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco, before gopnik-squatting on [[Jimbo Wales]]' face and taking a massive [[shit]].]]

'''Ljupco Steriev'''{{christian}} (pronounced ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''), alias '''Jan Lubek''', is a [[Asshole|petulant]] {{Age|1977|8|13}}-year-old [[Polack|Slavic]] [[virgin]] [[manchild]], [[conspiracy theorist]], [[Ear Rape|singer/musician]], [[Dentist|dental lab technician]], [[Bad|amateur]] [[chess]] player and [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] who currently resides in [[Basement dweller|his mother Grazyna's basement]] in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]. According to his profile on [[Bestiality|bestialitysextaboo.com]], Ljupco is also a [[transgender]] [[gay]] [[pedo]] who works as a [[terrorist]] and [[Cocaine|drug lord]] for the [[Narcovideo|Sinaloa Cartel]].

Ljupco is known to spend all of his time chronically [[on the internet|online]] where he incessantly [[vandalize]]s [[wikis]]. Ljupco's other [[69]] [[MPD|personalities]], which consist of wannabe [[lawyer]]s and [[WTF|his dead grandparents]], are known to [[email]] [[death threats|death]] and [[You Gonna Get Raped|rape threats]] to people he doesn't like and send false [[phishing]] and [[child pornography]] reports as well as [[DMCA]] takedown requests to [[Cloudflare]] and various [[Website|web hosting]] services in a futile attempt to get all of Ljupco's [[dox|personal information]] removed from the [[internet]].

On [[Wikipedia]], Ljupco is a globally banned [[long-term abuse]]r and prolific [[sockpuppet]]eer who is generally known as the "'''George Reeves Person'''" or "'''GRP'''" due to his [[autistic]] [[obsession]] with long-deceased [[Superman]] [[actor]] George Reeves. It is quite possible that in his schizophrenia-addled mind, Ljupco may even believe himself or one of his many personalities [[Otherkin|to be George Reeves]].

Ljupco has been terrorizing [[chess]] players since [[1990s|1997]], [[the internet]] since [[1999]], [[Wikipedia]] since [[2005]], [[Criminal|Mugshots.com]] since [[2018]], and [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2019|Last Thursday]]. Ljupco is also a virulent [[racist]] who regularly refers to [[Indians|pajeets]] and [[pakis]] as being from "''Terroristan''" and believes that [[Koreans]] are destroying [[America]].

== The Ljife of Ljupco ==

[[File:Babcia I Wnuczek.jpg|thumb|Ljupco at around age 14 with his babushka.]]
[[File:ZemunSlums.jpg|thumb|250px|Zemun, Belgrade. Such a lovely place.]]

'''Ljupco Jan Steriev''' was shat out by his mother, '''Grazyna Maria Nida''', on August 13, [[1970s|1977]], presumably in a run down shack somewhere in [[Yugoslavia]]. Despite being born in Yugoslavia, Ljupco's family are all [[Polish]] [[Christfag]]s. Little to no information exists on who Ljupco's father is, although it is clear that [[Black|his father was in his life very little if at all]], and the fact that he doesn't share his mother's surname suggests that he isn't just a [[bastard]] who resulted from Grazyna getting [[Fucked|dicked down]] in a drunken college [[gangbang]].

Because Ljupco was born in a [[Shithole|third-world]] Slavic hellhole where [[Fact|color TVs weren't invented yet]] and [[cannibalism]] was a common occurrence, he was raised mainly on an extremely unhealthy diet of [[at least 100 years|old, mid-twentieth century]] [[TV]] and [[radio]] shows such as ''[[Superman|The Adventures of Superman]]'' (1952-1958), ''The Great Gildersleeve'' (1941-1958) and ''Laurel and Hardy'' (1921-1951), as well as old [[boxing]] matches featuring ''Rocky Marciano'', ''Bob Baker'', ''Muhammad Ali'', etc. He also listened to music by shitty bands like ''[[The Beatles]]'' and ''[[Elvis Presley]]''.

During his childhood, the only pet Ljupco was known to have was '''Koka Vesa''', a delicious and tender [[chicken]] who was born on September 30, 1987, in Zemun, [[Yugoslavia]] (now part of [[Serbia]]) and died sometime in October of 1996. Ljupco loved his [[cock]] very much. Ljupco would often stroke his cock, write poems about his cock and allow [[Women|disgusting femoids]] to handle his cock. Ljupco was [[BAWWWWW|very sad]] when he [[Eunuch|lost his cock]].

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:LjupcoCock1989.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1989.
File:Vesa.png|Ljupco's cock in 1990.
File:KFCBucket.jpg|Ljupco's cock in 1996.
</gallery>}}</center>

[[File:Lubekrocking.jpg|thumb|Ljupco "''rocking''" in 1997.]]

The only games that Ljupco had access to for the first two decades of his life were dodgeball (which Yugoslavians play with rocks instead of [[balls]]) and [[chess]], which he took up [[13-year-old boy|around the age of 12]]. Ljupco was also heavily into [[music]] during his youth and was known to play the piano as well as [[sing]]. Unfortunately, because Ljupco is a squeaky-voiced Slav whose [[testicles]] never dropped, his singing abilities are about on par with [[Bjork]] while she's taking a massive shit and simultaneously giving birth to [[Octomom|octuplets]].

Here are some examples of young Ljupco "''singing''" to help you understand just how fucking awful he really is:

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|LjupcoSoundsLikeAss|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:AchyBreakyHeart.mp4|640px]] MY EARS MY ACHY BREAKY EARS
|[[File:LubekBeatle.mp4|640px]] Where's Mark David Chapman when you need him?
|[[File:JanLubekAnnMargret.mp4|640px]] The closest he'll ever be to having a girlfriend.
|[[File:LubekPresley.mp4|640px]] Making Elvis suck even more.
|[[File:SingingInTheRain.mp4|640px]] Moar like can't sing in the rain amirite?
|[[File:FatherRookeyOnPiano.mp4|640px]] Even Jesus hates you for this.
|[[File:LjupcoSings.mp4|640px]] What, did you think he'd have improved by now?
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}

[[Some argue|It's believed]] that Ljupco [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the ''[[United States of America]]'' sometime between [[1990s|1990 and 1991]]. By [[1990s|1994]], Ljupco was attending ''[[High school|William Howard Taft High School]]'' in [[Chicago]] where everyone just called him "'''Lary'''" because [[noone]] could fucking pronounce "''Ljupco''". Multiple videos exist of Ljupco's days in high school, and all of them show him to be a very [[obvious]] [[autistic]] who one would have absolutely expected to grow up to be a [[AlGore|failed]] [[school shooter]] rather than a retarded [[wiki]][[troll]] like [[Grawp]].

{{collapsegallery|The Ljife of Ljupco|LifeOfLjupco|center|<gallery perrow=4>

File:GrazynaNida1979.jpg|Ljupco's mother in 1979.
File:LjupcoHome1991.jpg|Ljupco's home in 1991.
File:LubekOnPianoTaft1993.jpg|Ljupco playing piano in 1993.
File:GrazynaAtHome1994.jpg|Grazyna outside their home in 1994.

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:Ljupco1996.jpg|Ljupco in 1996.
File:LjupTube.png|Teenage Ljupco looked like [[Adolf Hitler]].
File:TaftHigh.jpg|Taft High School
File:LubekMiracle.jpg|Ljupco [[Dumbass|stared into the sun]] after this photo was taken in 2001.

File:LubekTree.jpg|Ljupco and Grazyna in 2001.
File:LjupcoID.png|Ljupco's [[college]] ID.

</gallery>}}

== 1997 Special Olympics of Chess ==

[[File:LjupcoTV.jpg|thumb|Young "''Jan Lubek''" being interviewed by [[Fox News]] on July 7, 1999.]]

In [[1990s|1997]], young [[chess]] [[Failure|prodigy]] '''Ljupco Steriev''' (who was also using the alias '''Jan Pawel Lubek''' at this point) somehow managed to scam his way into the ''1997 US Junior Closed Championship''. Between October , 1996, and February, 1997, Ljupco's Elo rating (the measurement used to indicate a chess player's [[skillz]]) rose from [[1337]] to 2384. [[Some argue|Some believe]] that this was accomplished by playing games against high ranking players who were willing to throw games in order to help boost Ljupco's rating.

At the tournament, which took place in Bloomington, Illinois, around June 23, 1997, he showed off his utter mastery of the game and would quickly go on to [[win]] the entire tournament and [[Sarcasm|be crowned the World Champion of Chess]]. lol, just kidding, he actually went on to [[Fail|LOSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH]] and ended up with 0 wins and 9 losses.

Here is a useful chart to show just how much Ljupco's ranking was affected by his [[failure]] in the 1997 tournament:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:70%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="width: 50px; text-align: left;" | Date
! scope="col" style="text-align: left;" | Rating
|-
| 06-95 || 877
|-
| 10-95 || 1010
|-
| 12-95 || 1087
|-
| 08-96 || 1310
|-
| 10-96 || 1337
|-
| 12-96 || 1794
|-
| 02-97 || 2384
|-
| 04-97 || 2397
|-
| 06-97 || 2399
|-
| 08-97 || 2260
|-
| 10-97 || 1380
|-
| 12-97 || 1380
|}

:<big>♟</big> '''Cool Chess Factz''': 2399 is considered "''[[God|Master]]''" level bordering on "''[[Allah|International Master]]''" while 1380 is considered a "''[[Failure|Hobby Player]]''". 877 is "''[[retarded|Mental Retardation]]''"

[[File:DeanIppolito.jpg|thumb|Dean Ippolito, destroyer of Ljupco's anus.]]

One game against '''Dean Ippolito''' (who has since gone on to be recognized as a master level chess player) had Ljupco playing so bad that he managed to get into [[Asking for it|check]] twice as well as lose a <big>♞</big>'''knight''', <big>♜</big>'''rook''' and his <big>♛</big>'''queen''' in only 12 turns. For those uninitiated in chess, this is considered VERY FUCKING BAD. Here are some comments from other chess players explaining just how fucking atrocious Ljupco's chess [[skillz]] are.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|YouFuckinSuckBro|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|This is the game of a [[lunatic]], a [[suicidal]] maniac, or a hopeless [[drunk]].
It is not chess. It should be [[Vampire|buried with a stake through its heart
and no last rites]].|ofergneezy, pointing out that Ljupco is crazy {{archive|HpeW0}}

|No [[No shit|this guy was just downright horrible]]. To say he lost like a child would be
an insult to children who actually can play this game.|John Fernandez, comparing Ljupco to a [[retarded]] [[child]] {{archive|HpeW0}}

|This is not 1300. This is [[suicide]].

I did not play like this when I was a 1300, or even when I was an 1100 (I
started low, real low, and studied and studied and studied).|Some guy on [[Usenet]] whose name was forgotten to time. {{archive|HpeW0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

[[File:LjupcoFailGame.png|center|300px]]

<center>'''YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION'''</center>

== Slav Pilgrim vs. The Chess World ==

[[File:SamHowardSloan.jpg|thumb|200px|Sam H. Sloan, convicted child abductor. Shocked? So were we!]]
[[File:MiguelABallicora.jpg|thumb|250px|Miguel Ballz or whatever the fuck his name is.]]
[[File:LjupcoChessMaster.png|thumb|180px|Article about Ljupco being a "''Chess Master''".]]

Sometime around November of 1998, '''Samuel Howard Sloan'''{{Girllover}} (a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''{{muslim}}, born September 7, 1944), a fellow [[Autist|chess enthusiast]] decided to write on his crappy [[Geocities]]-era website called '''Ishi Press''' (now called '''Anusha''') about a similar incident in which an [[12-year-old girl|11-year-old girl]] named ''Nicole Niemi'' managed to get into the ''1998 World Youth Championship'' in [[Spain]] solely by being a student of a [[Las Vegas]] based chess master named ''Stan Vaughan''. Niemi went on to lose the tournament with 2 wins and 7 losses, a notably better [[high score|score]] than Ljupco but still incredibly sucky.

After posting a link to his article on the [[Usenet]] group '''rec.games.chess.politics''' on November 9, 1998, several people responded to Sam and mentioned the situation with Ljupco from the previous year. One of these people was '''Miguel A. Ballicora''' who presented the following commentary the next day:

{{quote|Last year, Ljupco Steriev qualified for the US junior Closed solely on the basis of rating . He finished 0-9. As white, he managed to lose a Rook AND Queen within 15 moves in one game. After the tournament, the USCF adjusted Steriev's rating downward from over 2400 to about 1300, because the 2400 rating he had "earned" was obviously quite unrepresentative of his true ability.|Miguel A. Ballicora, explaining that Ljupco fucking sucks at chess {{archive|yNH5J}}}}

After reading this, Sam made the incredibly [[dumb]] decision to add Miguel's comment as a small footnote in his article on the situation with Niemi and Vaughan, he also made the [[Plagiarism|even dumber decision to not mention that Miguel Ballicora was the original author]] of this commentary. On April 5, [[1999]], Ljupco found the commentary on Sam's site and proceeded to send him an [[ALL CAPS]] [[tl;dr]] email demanding that his name be removed - something that would go on to very much become a running theme with Ljupco in the future. Ljupco started off his email by attempting to defend his blatantly inflated rating.

{{squote|THIS IS MR. STERIEV LJUPCO AND I DEMAND YOU TAKE OFF MY NAME FROM YOUR
WEB. ( SPEAKING OF STAN VAUGHAN, IS HE A MASTER ANYWAY , CAN YOU
PROOVE HE CHEATED, NO !?! )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "EARNED", I CRUSHED MANY MASTERS ( MOSTLY EXPERTS )
IN THE CHICAGO AREA. YOU GUYS CAN'T {{sic|PROOVE|PROVE}} NOTHING ABOUT MY RATING. MY
YUGOSLAVIAN RATING IS WELL OVER 2100, THE HIGHEST YUG. RATING I HAD
WAS 2333, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE 2400, BUT AT LEAST 2200 ELO,
YES I DO !!! AND I CAN PROOVE THAT.|{{archive|6FV38}}}}

Ljupco then went on to make the ludicrous claim that he lost all the games on purpose in order to get revenge on "''somebody''" who had hurt him a lot in his life, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. We think Ljupco's just full of shit and is fishing around in his ass for any way to explain away why he [[suck]]s so damn hard.

{{squote|I HAD MANY REASONS TO LOOSE ALL
THOSE NINE GAMES ON PURPOSE, OK ( LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF GAMES: #1 AND
#9 ) THEY WERE A NICE CREATION, UNTIL [[Lie|I LOST A ROOK ON PURPOSE]] AND
FAILED TO DRAW GAME #9, THE MAIN REASON WAS: [[LOL WUT|I WANTED TO DISAPPOINT
SOMEBODY WHO HAD HURT ME A LOT IN MY LIFE]], TO GET EVEN WITH, [[Lie|I DON'T
CARE ABOUT USCF RATING ANYWAY]], MY YUGO RATING IS NOW: 2175 ( [[Lie|USCF 2275]]
), AND [[Bullshit|I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT]].|Ljupco Steriev {{archive|6FV38}}}}

In response to Ljupco's email, Sam Sloan responded by telling him that [[Seppuku|throwing a game is more dishonorable than simply cheating]] and informing him that [[Fact|the internet is forever]].

{{squote|Dear Mr. Steriev Ljupco,

I am sorry but I cannot take your name off of my chess web site.

You have earned a place in chess infamy, a name which will never be
forgotten in the annals of US Chess.

You somehow managed to get into the US Junior Closed Championship,
preventing somebody more deserving from playing, and then you lost all
your games on purpose, you say.

For this you have made a name for yourself, a name which will never be
forgotten by chess players everywhere.|Sam Sloan {{archive|8V6Db}}}}

{{quote|Did u know at the 97 championship I had no red blood cells in my blood, very little, u can even ask the host of the tournament and my doctor, dude, I only ate once a day, in the evening we went to Wendy's...|{{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|By the way, I continue to receive unwanted magazine subscriptions from Ljupco Steriev.|Sam Sloan {{archive|bMgsG}}}}

== It's fun to get yeeted from the ACA ==

[[File:StanVaughan.jpg|thumb|200px|Stan Vaughan]]

On October 13, 1999, '''Stan Vaughan''' announced that the '''American Chess Association''' ('''ACA''') was [[permaban]]ning Ljupco effective immediately. No reasoning was ever given for this, but it's safe to say that Ljupco's [[cheating]] and [[harassment]] were likely contributing factors if not the entire reason for his ban.

{{quote|Please be advised that the above listed individual, Lupco Steriev, alias now Jan Ljubek has had his ACA membership revoked and his ACA affiliation for Chicago Chess Club revoked as well effective 10/13/99. Mr Steriev, aka alias Jan Ljubek is permanently barred from either playing in ACA events or holding an ACA affiliation or being connected with any ACA affiliate.|Stan Vaughan {{archive|SswRp}}}}

Ljupco responded by [[RAGE|pretending that he didn't care]] and then proceeded to make his own chess association called '''The Worldwide Chess/Checkers Association Inc.''' or '''WCA''', which he officially registered with the state of Illinois on March 29, 2000. Ljupco then began making accusations that Vaughan was [[jealous]] after losing a game to him.

== The Big Big Castle ==

In [[2000]], Ljupco "''[[No|invented]]''" his signature chess move that he refers to as '''LUBEK'S CHESS CASTLE 2000/0000''' or '''0000 THE GREAT CASTLE''' or '''THE BIG CASTLE''' or '''0-0-0-0 Castle''' or '''Long Long, Big Castle''' or '''Lubek's Castle Invention'''. We, however, refer to it as '''fucking [[gay]] and [[retarded]]'''.

<center>[[File:LubekCastleBefore.gif|250px]]
[[File:LubekCastleAfter.gif|250px]]</center>

{{squote|The 0000 Castle or The Big Big Castle was invented in 2000 by Mr. Jan Lubek.
This castle should have been played from the earliest time of chess.
[[Lie|The great Bobby Fischer loved 0000!]] This is NOT some mere chess variation
but [[No|the move is the core & heart of the game]]. It improves the game in many aspects,
especially [[wat|it creates king's safety for both colors, especially for queen side, black pieces!]]
It also {{sic|developes|develops}} pieces faster. It makes the game better in all aspects.
Imagine how many great, artistic games could have been played with this greatest of castles?!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|THIS IS NOT A CHESS VARIANT BUT THE WAYY CHESS WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED, LONG TIME AGO, THE RIGHT WAY !!! THE TRUE WAY.|Ljupco}}

The problem? This move is 102% illegal. Castling can only be used to move the <big>♚</big>'''king''' two squares, not three. It should also be noted that after castling was invented [[At least 100 years ago|around 400-500 years ago]], it was actually [[Crippled|nerfed]] several times because of how [[OP]] it already was.

[[File:Castleing.jpg|center]]

Even in [[2021]] Ljupco was still pushing his dumb illegal move and attempting to get chess game programmers to include the illegal move [https://dosgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27214 as seen here]. {{archive|8WOCk}}

== Wikipedoia Vandalism ==

[[File:MrSteriev.jpg|thumb|"''Listen up, Wikipedoia. I know more about Rocky Marciano's ballsack than you do.''"]]

In December, [[2005]], Ljupco decided to join [[Wikipedia]] or "''Wikipedoia''" as he calls it. Because Ljupco is completely fucking insane, he made multiple accounts that included '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gildyshow Gildyshow]''' on the 21st, '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vesa Vesa]''' on the 22nd and '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Projects Projects]''' on the 28th.

As one might expect from an [[Chris-Chan|autistic retard of Ljupco's caliber]], his edits mainly consisted of inserting loony [[conspiracy theories]] about how [[Superman]] [[actor]] ''George Reeves'' was actually [[murdered]], getting into an edit war over ''[[Joseph Stalin]]'s'' date of birth, inserting a link to his crappy [[Geocities]] site into the article on boxer ''Rocky Marciano'', and leaving countless insults on the user pages of any users who dared to revert his blatant [[vandalism]].

Shockingly, Ljupco only managed to last a few weeks on Wikipedia before Vesa and Projects were [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Splash]]'' and ''[[Admin|Lectonar]]'' on January 6, [[2006]], and Gildyshow was [[permabanned]] by ''[[Admin|Pathoschild]]'' the following day.

In February, Ljupco changed his strategy and began making [[IP]] edits to articles and including [[ALL CAPS]] edit descriptions complaining insults and completely unhinged rants.

On November 1, [[2006]], Ljupco made yet another account called '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BoxingWear BoxingWear]''' and immediately went back to crapping all over the Rocky Marciano article. This continued until February 1, [[2007]], when [[CheckUser]] confirmed him to be Projects and he was banned by ''[[Admin|Chick Bowen]]''.

[[Some argue|Legends even tell of]] a time that Ljupco vandalized Wikipedia by finding an exploit that allowed him to spam dozens of images of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Squidward]] all over the site.

{{quote|He used open proxies and infected zombie computers in early 2006 to launch a massive attack to spam images of Squidward, a character from the Spongebob cartoon, on multiple pages at once.|Text {{archive|5xSKH}}}}

{{squote|Interests center on boxing, martial arts, speculative fights, chess, mysterious, unexplained deaths of famous people, massacres – and harassing editors of WMF projects. Some specific topics include George Reeves, Rocky Marciano, Bob Baker, Muhammad Ali, chess, the Armenian genocide, Jean Harlow, Joseph Stalin, Katyn massacre (and a related film), the Beatles reunion and Buddhism. He is not a native English speaker; originally from the Balkans (probably from former Yugoslavia) he speaks some Polish and Serbian. He writes long-winded rants, often in all-caps and ungrammatical, with links to other rants off-wiki. If pasting the off-wiki link fails, archive links are pasted instead.|[[TOW]], on Ljupco's modus operandi}}

{{quote|NO THAT NAME IS NOT PUBLIC INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS FAMILY NAME|Ljupco believing that names aren't public information}}

{{quote|U LOST EDIT WAR SO BADLY, NOW U R DISRESPECTING GREAT LAWYER AND GREAT CHAMPION, ALL HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY!|}}

Eventually getting a massive hateboner for Wikipedia Admin '''Antandrus''' (Whom Ljupco often refers to as '''David Antandrus''' as a result of his amazing [[doxing]] [[skillz]]). This has led to Ljupco publicly fantasizing about [[murder]]ing Antandrus with a shovel, which is totally normal [[Christian]] behavior.

{{quote|Killing Antandrus Satan with a shovel! I cleverly spread the steel cable between tall garden bushes and forbid the way with barbed rakes I lurked in the branches of a sprawling tree I stand and wait with a shovel hidden deep behind my back until Antandrus Satan passes that way in a state of drinking eight bottles of beer I'll fuck him with that long shovel this time right on his stupid head and very good I want to see him die under the fence because it was just a stupid security guard mongrel!|Ljupco, fantisizing about committing murder {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

Ljupco was given a global ban by the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] on October 18, [[2018]].

Ljupco is also known to hate '''Wikinger''' (a.k.a. '''Miłosław Antoni Bociański'''), a vandal from [[German]] Wikipedia who sometimes attempts to [[troll]] by copying Ljupco's vandalism style.

[http://web.archive.org/web/20201205102741/https://wikipedoia.blogspot.com/2020/11/wikinger-joins-forces-with-supreme.html SUPER NAZI WIKINGER JOINS FORCES WITH SUPREME WIKISCUM NAZI ANTANDRUS DAVID, ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE & THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY INNOCENT LAMB L.S.!!!] {{archive|RYxAz}}

== Encyclopedia Supreme(ly Retarded) ==

[[File:ChessChamp.png|thumb|An example of the "''[[content]]''" you could find on Encyclopedia Supreme.]]

On October 17, [[2009]], Ljupco registered '''encyclopediasupreme.org'''. Unlike its name may have suggested, Encyclopedia Supreme was ''not'' an [[wiki|encyclopedia]] nor was it [[supreme|{{supreme}}]]. It was actually just a [[Web 1.0|bare file directory]] full of [[HTML]] pages and [[images]] akin to [[Moid]] but with slightly less [[child porn]].

{{quote|😠 DREAM HOST STINKS... ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR FINE PRINT... THEY WILL TAKE YOU DOWN FOR NO REASON LIKE CRAPPY TURBIFY LIKE CRAPPY WIKIPEDOIA...ARCHIVE.IS/Y0BB I ARGUED WITH THEM OVER TOS WARNINGS AND THEY CANCELED MY ACCOUNT, VERY RUDE AND IGNORANT, STAY AWAY!!!|Ljupco, on [[DreamHost]] {{archive|62o7P}}}}

{{quote|er you do understand "encyclopediasupreme.org" isn't really a thing eh?
It's just crank "information" churned out by oh wait by you- so you *do* know it's just crank "information" already.|jessicafischerqueen {{archive|sH9ln}}}}

== Death of Ljupco's Babushka ==

[[File:Wandambulance.jpg|thumb|Wanda being placed in the [[waaaambulance]].]]
[[File:WandaHospital.jpg|thumb|Wanda in the hospital.]]
[[File:WandaDying.jpg|thumb|10/10 [[GILF]] hottie would bang]]
[[File:GottliebBodybag.jpg|thumb|Lookin' good, Wanda!]]

'''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida'''{{Christian}} (born '''Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska'''{{Jew}} on April 5, 1922, in Naclaw, [[Poland]]) was the maternal grandmother of Ljupco Steriev. Ljucpo obviously held a great deal of respect for her and often refers to her as "''Venerable Wanda Nida''" or "''Saint Wanda Nida''", suggesting that he views her as a saint and gained many of his [[lol|Christian values]] from her.

In late October of [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital''' (or '''John Stroger Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it) because [[Captain Obvious|she was nearly 90 years old and was very obviously about to die]], also she had pneumonia or some shit. Ljupco and Grazyna apparently caused a scene at the hospital and were warned that they would be arrested if they didn't knock it off and [[GTFO]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|StrogerinMyCock|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|WHEN WE COMPLAINED TO STROGER'S PATIENT RELATIONS HEADED BY LOW-LIFE NANCY JARASEK SHE DID NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SENT HER TO SUPER LOW-LIFE "ASSISTANT" DONALD J. PECHOUS WHO SENT POLICE TO ARREST WANDA'S DAUGHTER GRACE & GRANDSON JAN.|Ljupco, on nearly getting arrested for causing a scene at a hospital {{archive|Z1wOQ}}

|nancy jarasek super jerk from patient relations did not offer us any comfort, instead she called on state prosecutor to arrest me and my mother because we wanted the truth and hospital had no intentions telling the truth. She also tried to issue do not contact order.|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also [[Racism|expressed his disgust]] at how the doctor who was trying to save his grandmother's life was [[Indian]].

On November 6, [[2010]], Wanda was taken to '''Gottlieb Memorial Hospital''' (or '''Gottlieb Animal Hospital''' as Ljupco calls it)

{{quote|they should have let go after 3 days at the maximum instead they said she needed it, knowing her oxygen level is very low and she functions just well with it, even when its 68%|Ljupco, not understanding that an oxygen level of 68% is incompatible with life}}

Wanda died on November 16, [[2010]], following her death Ljupco lost any semblance of [[sanity]] he may have had left and began spamming the hospital and public officials with emails where he claimed to be the Nida family's paralegal, "''Anita Dolores Seibel''". Ljupco's demands included renaming the hospital to '''Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital''', because [[No|that's a totally rational thing to demand]].

{{quote|{{sic|Statues of limitaions|Statute of limitations}} to sue you are gone but we have many other options to make you realize what deep evil you have done and formally apologize with proper compensation including renaming "hospital" to Wanda Nida Memorial Hospital!!!|"''Anita Dolores Seibel, Paralegal for The Nida Family''" {{archive|46xOC}}}}

'''M. Maher Najjar''' and his assistant '''Meera George Madappallil'''

{{quote|Maher M. Najjar is very rude doctor to say the least. He came to freaking USA with Madappallil from Terroristan to kill patients directly or indirectly thru indifference.|Ljupco, being [[racist]]}}

{{quote|MAKE SURE SHE AND NAJJAR DO NOT WORK FOR YOUR HOSPITAL, EVER!!! THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO TERRORSTAN WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!|Ljupco, still being [[racist]]}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:SwapnaAradhyula.jpg|Swapna Aradhyula from Terroristan.
File:NancyJarasek.jpg|"''Super Jerk''" Nancy Jarasek.
File:MaherNajjar.jpg|thumb|M. Maher Najjar from Terroristan.
File:MeeraMadappallil.jpg|thumb|Najjar's assistant, Pete Davidson.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{quote|How many people even make it to 80?|Ljupco, master [[hypocrite]] {{archive|Lfv7m}}}}

{{squote|WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PATIENT WANDA NIDA UNDER INTRUSIVE INTUBATION FOR 11 DAYS TO DIE ALL DRIED UP&NEVER CALLED CRITICAL SPECIALIST DOCTOR IVANOV ON TIME&NEVER CONSULTED DOCTOR-PAL FROM HELL MAHER M. NAJJAR? WHY YOU NEVER RETURNED FAMILY'S CALLS??|Ljupco, posting as "''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''"}}

{{squote|SHE DID THAT WITH HER ASSOCIATE DOCTOR FROM HELL "PULMONOLOGIST" MAHER M NAJJAR. VERY RUDE AND COLD PEOPLE, IGNORED US, WANDA'S FAMILY 24/7 BUT KARMA WILL PAY THEM ALL BACK WITH INTEREST, SAME GOES FOR GOTTLIE MEMORIAL ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! HER REVIEWS BY MANY SPEAK FOR THEMSLEVES: encyclopediasupreme org/babcia/meera_madappallil|Ljupco, posting as "''Tadeusz Ted Nida''"}}

<center>
{{frame|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LjupcoAndWanda.jpg|Ljupco partying with Wanda after her funeral.
File:LjupcoPiracy.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{clear}}

== Lubek's Threelogy ==

[[File:LubeksThreelogy.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Hitler]] wrote a book too.]]

On December 4, [[2013]], Ljupco released a 316-page book entitled '''Lubek's Threelogy, the Sweet Science 2'''. The book was published by Trafford Publishing and cost Ljupco at least $549 to publish. Hilariously, the book is now so rare that a single copy could potentially fetch hundreds of dollaroos.

Ljupco refers to the book as a "''[[Retarded|Threelogy]]''" while placing the word "''[[Lord of the Rings|Trilogy]]''" next to it in parentheses, which begs the question of WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A FUCKING TRILOGY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [[Dumbfuck|DUMBFUCK]]? It also demonstrates that Ljupco doesn't know what a trilogy is, as the book is actually separated into three segments that are about Rocky Marciano's boxing career, the death of George Reeves, and the history of people having sex with piano rolls.

{{quote|In this threelogy (trilogy) I want to prove Rocky Marciano's real professional record is 50-0-0. Also it's important to reverse death certificates of both Paul Bern & George Reeves from suicide to death by gunshot only (no need for such stigma when all possibilities of dying are present) & somewhat unravel mysteries of their deaths. That's the only thing we the fans can do for these two individuals. Even if witnesses & suspects were alive today, there is not enough evidence to convict anybody of murder. Both George Reeves & Paul Bern lived & died at the Benedict Canyon & the real causes of their deaths were disgracefully altered by The MGM Fixers: http://encyclopediasupreme.org/Superman/deadbern2.txt But there is so much more to discover in Lubek's Threelogy (Trilogy)!!!|}}

{{clear}}

== MyWikiTism ==

[[File:KohsWikipedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Gregory J. Kohs, twin brother of [[Kurt Eichenwald]].]]

'''[[MyWikiBiz]]''' is a site created on April 27, [[2006]], by '''Gregory J. Kohs''' (a.k.a. '''thekohser'''). Ljupco had two active accounts on the site. '''Boxstuf''' which he registered on March 3, 2011, and '''Books''' which he registered on November 4, 2012.

In [[2014]] a 3 day block on May 1st, a 1 week block on May 26th, and a 1 year block on June 9th. Ljupco began alternating between his two accounts while Greg the dumbass would block his accounts and then unblock them after Ljupco emailed him showing signs of [[Troll's Remorse]].

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: We'll see if a 3-day suspension will get you to stop calling real people "spies", with no documentation|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Intimidating behavior/harassment: Calling people gay, anti-Semites, and inserting "Jew" in too many places where it doesn't belong. I've had enough.|MyWikiBiz {{archive|7BiOh}}}}

{{quote|Something cannot be "102% true". Something is either true (100%) or false (0%).|Gregory Kohs {{archive|96Jij}}}}

{{quote|After numerous, numerous attempts to explain to you why my site should not be used for unsubstantiated defamation against real-named persons, you continued on a track that seemed fixated on gay and Jewish antagonism. I don't want my site heading in that direction, so you are once again blocked -- this time for 12 months. When you return next year, please focus on chess, boxing, and other subjects that don't tempt you to exercise your hate speech. Thank you.|Gregory Kohs {{archive|TNIxj}}}}

{{quote|Email from [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com], referring to owner of MyWikiBiz as "the huge dumbass"|{{archive|hqAvv}}}}

== Ljupco's Big Outback Adventure ==

[[File:KevinBonham.jpg|thumb|Kevin [[Bald]][[ham]], admin of Chesschat.org]]

'''Chesschat.org.au''' (now '''Chesschat.org''') is a chess forum that uses an old version of vBulletin and is meant primarily for chess players of the [[Australian]] persuasion. Around the middle of [[2015]], ''thekohser'' posted a thread about Loopy Ljupco.

{{quote|U BETTER TAKE FAGGOT KOHSER'S THREAD OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE HAPPY LIFE...|Ljupco, getting [[permabanned]] from Chesschat.org {{archive|dDmEo}}}}

{{quote|STUPID ASS BONEHEAD BONHAM, THE JERK WITH NO LIFE AND NO GF!!!|}}

Ljupco eventually ended up doing a [[whois]] search and determined that Kevin Bonham is actually ''[[Indian|Karthick Rajendran]]'',

{{quote|Admin Name: Karthick Rajendran is hiding behind fake name of KEVIN BOMHAM! BOTH ARE SAME PERSON!!!|Ljupco, faildoxing again {{archive|vqOgK}}}}

{{squote|NETLOGISTICS.COM OR NETLOGISTICS.COM.AU HAS SOME BITCH NAMED ABARINA WORKING FOR KARTHICK RAJENDRAN, I THINK CHESSCHAT.ORG.AU IS PART OF NETLOGISTICS.COM, FAG RAJENDRAN HAS SOME OWNERSHIP IN THIS. THESE LOWLIFES SAID THAT IF U DONT HAVE COURT ORDER TO TAKE DOWN PRIVATE INFORMATION LIKE YOUR NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, THEY CAN NOT DO IT. THAT'S HUGE PILE OF SHIT! BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHESSCHAT.ORG, THESE COCK SUCKERS LED BY KARTHICK DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY OR PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|FINAL REMINDER BITCH.IM CONTACTING YOUR IP PROVIDER TO SHUT YOUR SHITTY SITE DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|i promise u, i ll hunt u n haunt u til cows come home motherfucker!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

{{quote|dont think that u r down under i cant fuk u up!|Ljupco {{archive|ljGqB}}}}

== 2 Cool 4 School ==

[[File:JuliusNadas.png|thumb|What a [[COBOL]] programmer looks like.]]
[[File:DoELetterToLjupco.jpg|thumb|200px|DoE letter to Ljupco]]

Ljupco's numerous [[School|academic]] [[failures]] have caused him to go on a decades long crusade against '''Chicago Public Schools''' ('''CPS''') and '''City Colleges of Chicago''' ('''CCC''')

One of Ljupco's most commonly told stories is him whining about getting a bad grade on his fucking [[COBOL]] final because he didn't show up. The teacher, Julius Zoltan Nadas, then "''forced''" Ljupco to take the test the next day.

{{quote|Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence.|Ljupco, on failing COBOL {{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{squote|I had cobol programming with idiot teacher JULIUS NADAS IN THE FALL OF 1998. [[Lie|I WAS PASSING THE COURSE]]. I HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY. MANY TIMES & [[Wat|ON THE DAY OF THE TEST I TOLD HIM I WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL FOR THE FINAL]]. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT I NOTIFIED HIM THRU FAX BUT IN THE SYLLABUS, THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED ABOUT NOT CONTACTING VIA FAX ( I STILL HAVE THE 1998 SYLLABUS). THE DAY AFTER THE TEST I CAME TO TELL HIM I WISH TO TAKE THE TEST NEXT DAY WHEN I WILL BE READY. BUT HE FORCED ME TO TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY & [[No|ILLEGALLY]] AFTER SCHOOL HOURS. [[Lie|WHEN I WAS DONE IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.]]|Ljupco}}

As you can probably already see, the issue here wasn't so much the fact that Ljupco was absent for the final, but rather the fact that he had the [[Balls|sheer gall]] to come in the next day and beg for yet another extension.

{{quote|i was {{sic|searchin|searching}} the net & i came across this link, why do you force students to take tests, totally unprepared, {{sic|illegaly|illegally}} after school hours, {{sic|finishin|finishing}} after midnight?|Ljupco, [[Retarded|cleverly]] [[Poser|posing]] as Wanda Wladyslawa Nida}}

{{quote|I understand your concern. Our school had similar concerns so they investigated the situation.

I was told that the individual responsible for the post had been identified and contacted by our school. [[Fact|It was determined that his accusations were not true.]]|Julius Z. Nadas, on Ljupco being a fucking [[liar]]}}

Ljupco also whines about getting a C in typing (a grade that was fucking generous judging from his current skills) and flunking accounting.

{{quote|Together with Julius Nadas, Charles Guengerich & Wayne Watson are absolute huge ZEROES!!! They did not do anything for me when I was given bad grades. All I ever got was problems, warnings, arrest warrants, etc… Just because I was fighting for what’s right, just because I stood for my principles, my rights, my ethix, my morals. Nadas, my cobol programmer forced me to take the test when I was not ready & I faxed him I will not come to the final. Otherwise I had perfect attendence. GUengerish scumbag did not care when I tried to have my illegal grade overturned. THis is amazing. Watson also listened to Guengerich but he also did not do a damn thing for me & for justice. These people r total trash who dont deserve a penny! Wilbur Wright/CCC together with WH Taft/CPS destroyed my, ma’s, grandma’s lifes. Now I have criminal record over nothing. One negative thing led to many other negatice things… 😦|{{archive|IRD4L}}}}

{{quote|ceo jackson must change my keyboarding C grade to A. Accounting F must be removed as taft forced me to take this class i didnt need to graduate. Times absent must be corrected. For all of the above i have unshakeable proof!|}}

On March 2, [[2015]], Ljupco was arrested for multiple counts of [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K26.5-3 electronic harassment/disruption of service] {{archive|hVjTO}}

The arrest occurred after someone who was using the name "''Vesna''" and using Ljupco's [[IP address]] sent harassing emails to ''CPS'' and ''CCC'' to complain about Ljupco's inability to get a copy of his diploma.

It is notable that Ljupco had previously used the name "''Vesna Ilich''" when harassing [[Usenet]] chess groups back in [[2002]]. It's also notable that Ljupco published various documentation of his harassment campaign against CPS on Encyclopedia Supreme, including a text file of an "''indepent review''" of the case against him that is definitely written by Ljupco but is signed by "''Vesna Maria Bregovskii''".

Ljupco was convicted on June 17th, at which point he was jailed for somewhere between 3 and 60 days by Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''. It's unclear how long because Ljupco's ramblings are mostly unintelligible.

{{quote|Ljupco was sent to jail on June 17 2015 because of faulty evidence based on email from some "Vesna." IP headers were similar to those of Ljupco but how can they be similar or even same when Ljupco never emailed CPS in tjhe first place?|"''Ferdek S.''", totally not a sockpuppet of Ljupco {{archive|yycD4}}}}

{{quote|Jackson Lewis P.C's Patrick J. Rocks Jr: Rocks put innocent Ljupco Steriev in jail 3 times with his partner Linda K. Hogan, just because they felt like doing it and somehow they came up with fake email IP headers (lets face it, LS was framed by CPS rejects) claiming they were From Ljupco under cover of some "Vesna." How could those headers be from L.S. if he never emailed CPS in the first place? DUH!!!|"''Anita Dolores, The Paralegal''" {{archive|AIaSk}}}}

[[File:WilliamBRaines.jpg|thumb|William B. Raines, the judge who sentenced Ljupco to 60 days in jail.]]

{{quote|ISBE is aware that your prior repetitive telephone calls and intimidating and disruptive approach to Chicago Public Schools (CPS) District No. 299 resulted in your arrest by the Chicago Police Department (CPD) on 3/2/15 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5/26.5-3(a)(2) - Harassment through electronic communications and again on 2/19/16 pursuant to 720 ILCS 5.0/26.5-3(a)(2).|}}

{{quote|i went to jail 3x because of my grades.now i ll fight more than ever to get my hard earned taft transcript corrected, also in memory of my grandma who always made sure i was great student|}}

On February 27, [[2019]], Ljupco was given a year-long ban from the campuses of '''Northeastern Illinois University''' {{archive|6ERpq}}. It's unknown what led to this, but the mugshots are pure gold.

<center>[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:LjupcoBannedFromSchool2.jpg|200px]]</center>

== The People vs. Ljupco Steriev ==

[[File:WellDressedLjupco.jpg|thumb|What Ljupco dressed for court might look like. (photo circa [[2012]])]]
[[File:EarlHoffenberg.jpg|thumb|200px|Judge Hoffenberg (the [[old]] one who looks like a [[child molester]])]]

On February 19, [[2016]], after [[LMFAO|being a mostly good boy for half a year]] Ljupco was yet again arrested because he just can't fucking learn to just [[STFU|give it a fucking rest]], this time the arrest was for [https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/fulltext.asp?DocName=072000050K12-9 threatening a public official] - a result of Ljupco making numerous [[death threats]] against Judge Raines. Ljupco claimed that he was held on "''half a billion dollars bond''" but we suspect that it was actually more like $500,000 or $50,000 and that Ljupco just can't [[math]].

Ljupco's charges were as follows:

* THREATEN A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
* INTIMIDATION - PHYSICAL HARM (2 counts)
* STALKING/CAUSE FEAR FOR SAFETY
* CYBERSTALK/CAUSE PERSON FEAR

Little is known about the actual trial in the case of '''The People of the State of Illinois vs. Ljupco Steriev''', all that we really know is that Ljupco somehow managed to pull an [[OJ]] and ended up getting found not guilty on all 10 counts against him. [[Some argue|Some have speculated that]] the jurors were either legitimately [[retarded]] or they felt sorry for Ljupco and decided to go the jury nullification route rather than risk sending an obviously mentally-ill individual to [[prison]] for 20 years because of some innocent [[email]] [[trolling]] and harmless threats. In reality though, the trial appears to have been a bench trial and the judge was the [[Dead|late]] Earl B. Hoffenberg, a creepy [[old]] [[Jew]] who had probably [[Raped|harassed]] far more people than Ljupco ever did.

[[File:LjupcoNotGuiltyVerdict.png|center|600px]]
[[File:CandyStarr.jpg|thumb|The "''super blonde whore''" Candy Starr with her loving family, something Ljupco [[Forever alone|will never have]].]]

While Ljupco celebrated the verdict as complete vindication, he seemingly failed to notice that while the verdict on 9 of the counts was in fact not guilty, the 10th (a charge of harassment and threatening to kill) was actually not guilty by reason of insanity, which means that the Judge Hoffenberg did come to the conclusion that Ljupco committed the crime he was charged with but also concluded that he was completely off his rocker at the time.

Because one charge resulted in an insanity finding, Ljupco was sent to '''[[Insane|Elgin Mental Health Center]]''' rather than being immediately released. Ljupco, being the mentally [[retarded]] an [[insane]] [[Subhuman|person]] that he is, viewed this as the [[Government]] "''illegally''" holding him in custody beyond his release date. Ljupco also left a glowing review of Elgin where he made [[racist]] and [[sexist]] comments about the [[Korean]] nurses who work there and his case worker, '''Candy Starr'''.

{{squote|There is this insane case worker [[Stripper|Candy Starr]] with co-worker Tom, they ignored me like total crap.
Every time I asked her for something she did not care and when my sick worried mother wanted to
talk to me (since phones were down for long time) and the only way was to talk to me thru her,
[[ho]] refused because: "I DONT ALLOW MY PHONE TO BE USED BY PATIENTS." TSK, TSK, TSK...
She kept me longer than needed in this God forsaken place just to teach me a lesson.
And the nurses are total [[whores]] too (most are from Korea who are killing {{sic|Enlgish|English}}).|Ljupco, on Elgin {{archive|O7iKL}}}}

Even after the verdict, Ljupco failed to learn any lessons, as he still kept on harassing Judge Raines.

{{quote|JUDGE RAINES, NO BRAINS, SUCKS FOREVER, NAME STANDS FOR SHAMEFUL MUD FOREVER!|Ljupco}}

{{quote|Go fuck yourself Lupco|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

{{quote|I know this is you Lupco. This email has been forwarded to the Cook County Sheriffs Police who is investigating you for harassment. I will have you prosecuted. I guarantee it.|[mailto:judgeraines@gmail.com Judge William B. Raines]}}

Raines would later be disciplined for making [[sexist]] comments about [[Bill Cosby]]'s lawyer in [[2022]], which only served to make Ljupco even cockier in his belief that he's actually the good guy in this story.

== Mugshots.com ==

[[File:Hobolubek.jpg|thumb|The mugshot in question.]]
[[File:LjupcoNotGuilty.jpg|thumb|Updated to reflect the [[fact]] that he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].]]

Following Ljupco's release from Elgin Mental Health Center on March 17, [[2018]], he immediately went back on the [[internet]] and began Googling himself like the [[USI|self-obsessed faggot]] he is. He quickly ended up discovering that, shortly after his last arrest, his [[Fugly|ugly mug]] had been posted on '''Mugshots.com''' - a website known for publicly posting people's mugshots and then charging them an [[Taxes|extortion fee]] to get them removed from the site.

As one could probably guess by now, this began Ljupco on a multi-year campaign of electronic harassment against Mugshots.com and its owners.

{{quote|I WAS SENT TO ELGIN HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF COOK COUNTY AND ELGIN IS AN EXTENSION TO COOK COUNTY JAIL. I IWAS LOCKED UP FOR EXACTLY 25 MONTHS: FROM FEBRUARY 17 [[2016]] TO MARCH 17 [[2018]]. MY LIFE IS RUINED. MY MUGSHOTS ARE ALL OVER INTERNET AND ALL BECAUSE I SAID FEW CRAZY WORDS ON JUDGE WILLIAM B. RAINES AND LOUSY PROSECUTION TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND ACCUSED ME [[Fact|I WANTED TO HARM JUDGE, EVEN KILL]]; THAT I WAS THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!!!|Ljupco}}

[[File:ThomasKeesee.jpg|thumb|Thomas Keesee]]

On May 16, [[2018]], '''Thomas Keesee''', the owner of Mugshots.com, was coincidentally arrested in [[Commiefornia]] on charges of extortion related to the site, which just further contributed to Ljupco's [[delusions]] of always being right.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|IOnlyToldHimToKillHimselfOfficer|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|CAREER CRIMINAL THOMAS KEESEE, HE LIED HOW LJUPCO STERIEV THREATENED HIM WITH HIS LIFE, HE EDITTED HIS EMAILS: LJUPCO ONLY SAID HE WISHES KEESEE WOULD KILL HIMSELF|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

|WARNING, WHAT THOMAS KEESEE WROTE ARE ABSOLUTE LIES, MR. LJUPCO STERIEV NEVER THREATENED HIM EXCEPT TOLD HIM, HE WISHES HE COMMITS SUICIDE. THOMAS KEESE IS CON ARTIST, CONVICTED {{sic|STAKER|STALKER}} AND {{sic|WIKIHOMOPEDOITIO|WIKIHOMOPEDOIDIOT}}!!!|"''Franjo Krc''" {{archive|pRBtx}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|Everything we wrote is the truth...the truth is never defamation ...we updated Mr Steriev's as per policy...sorry you wanted more. That's not a crime ...See you in court...bring your checkbook ...it's gonna be expensive|Mugshots.com {{archive|pRBtx}}}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoInsults|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Re: FAGFUCK, TAKE DOWN STERIEV!|Ljupco Steriev, calling people "''fagfucks''"

|PLEASE CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!THANX!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]]

|U DONT TAKE IT DOWN,U LL GET YOUR GMAIL TAKEN DOWN!|Ljupco Steriev, threatening to get [[gmail]] accounts suspended

|PLAYING ON HIGHWAY IS LOTS OF FUN FOR MUGSHOTS ASSHOLES SUPREME! I ENVY U!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] again

|HEY ASSHOLE, STERIEV DEFAMER, WHEN WILL YOU FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH {{sic|ALREAY|ALREADY}}?MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER PLACE!|Ljupco Steriev, telling people to [[fuck]] themselves to death

|JUST FUCKING TRY US!Re: PROOF OF NOT GUILTY INCLUDED, take down steriev defamations immediately or face hell of spam until kingdom come!!!|Ljupco Steriev, [[Irony|on being acquitted of electronic harassment]]

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|THERE ARE NO LS {{sic|MUGHOSTS|MUGSHOTS}} ON INTERNET AND IF THERE ARE THEY SAY NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!|Ljupco, gloating about his victory {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

== Ljupco vs. Sam Sloan: Round 2 ==

Around 2019, Ljupco began attacking Sam Sloan yet again using multiple accounts. This time Ljupco was far less civil than he was two decades prior, and he resorted to referring to Sloan as a "''CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER''". In reality, Sam Sloan was actually only convicted of charges related to [[child abduction]], and the child in question was his own daughter whom he attempted to abduct from her adoptive parents. Sam does, however, have an apparent penchant for [[Pedophile|photographing underage prostitutes]] and posting about them on his site.

Ljupco would later attempt to blame his actions on his age at the time. Although this is incredibly [[Funny|laughable]] considering that he acts even worse now.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|HeWuzAGudBoi|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|dont judge, he was only 19, young, whatever he did, he deserves forgiveness & here are some of the games he won in match play, thus [[Cheating|inflating his ratings]], he had no idea what awaited him & if he wanted to be 2400, why did he choose 2399?|Ljupco's [[sock]], admitting to cheating {{archive|ipol6}}

|First of all, forgive him what he did, he was 18/19, not even 20. Too young to think of upcoming internet & its wide media reach consequences. We live once but our names are forever.|Ljupco, blaming his youth for behavior that he still exhibits {{archive|eGfK0}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{quote|You do not have the permission to post this anywhere or to give it to
anybody, you never had the permission to post that statement I made
back in 4/99, I wrote it in haste, many things I did not even say.
forgot to write and countless many other reasons and things I forgot
to mention... Also I am sure there were some grammar and spelling
mistakes, you should have corrected them ( if you knew how... )|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

{{quote|I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME ON THE NET AND
SO ON, I WISH I WROTE EARLIER...THIS IS REDICULOUS BEYOND ANY
IMAGINATION... U R OVERDOING IT "PAL"! I AM A VERY MORAL MAN AND I TRY
TO LIVE PROPERLY AND ACCORDING TO THE LAW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
SPIRITUAL LAW, TO LOVE MY GOD AND MY NEIGHBOUR, SOMETIMES IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE... AND I DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH ME, I WILL GO BACK
AFTER THEM TO SHOW OTHERS THEY ARE WRONG AND LOW-LIFE SCUM, THERE IS
NO TIME FRAME, NOW OR MAY BE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, MY MEMORY IS VERY
STRONG, REMEMBER THAT GOOD.|Ljupco {{archive|ipol6}}}}

[[File:AnushaBlocked.png|center]]

== Predicting the Death of Kobe Bryant ==

[[File:LjupcoKobe.mp4|center|640px]]

== Taking Down ED ==

Following the demise of encyclopediadramatica.online, a user named [[User:Cat|Cat]] joined and put up a page about Ljupco. This was quickly followed by Ljupco making dozens of socks and channeling his inner [[Grawp]] to [[vandalize]] ED's [[Main Page|front page]] while the permissions were still not set up properly. As the permissions were corrected, Ljupco found himself no longer able to slap [[pain series]] and [[kittens]] everywhere and he quickly decided to change up his strategy.

As fucking expected, Ljupco began spamming [[Cloudflare]] with the most retarded accusations that Encyclopedia dramatica was engaging in [[phishing]] and hosting [[child pornography]].

{{squote|HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GET MAD]],[[Internet Tough Guy|I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH]]..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, {{sic|UN|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS {{sic|UPO|UP}}, AS I {{sic|SOEAK|SPEAK}} ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. {{sic|IM|I'M}} THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR {{sic|THANX|THANKS}} TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. [[No|YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR]]. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE {{sic|ACCOUTNS|ACCOUNTS}} IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE [[Over 9000|10000000000000000]] ACCOUNTS {{sic|OIN|ON}} WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS [[LOL|AS OF 2005]], TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... [[Lie|I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME]]...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I {{sic|DIONT|DON'T}} FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING {{sic|WHROE|WHORE}}. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND {{sic|SERE|SEE}} WHAT HAPPENS...|Ljupco, demonstrating what a faggot-ass [[internet tough guy]] sounds like. {{archive|f7QMa}}}}

{{squote|WMFNAZI AND EVEN WORSE, WMFNAMU ARYAN THUS ANTI-INDOGERMANIC ANTANDRUS DAVID CONSTANTLY DENIGRATES ME HERE CONSTANTLY WITH HELP OF FUTURE PERFECT AT SUNRISE AKA LUKAS PIETSCH, ALONG WITH BSADOWSKI1 BRIAN SADOWSKI1, VERMONT CHRISTOPHER GATES, TEGEL, ACHIM55, RADIX, MAJORA, RILEY, NIGOS, DANNYS712, MASUMREZAROCK100 & SCUMBAGS FROM WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA AKA WIKIMEDIA AKA WIKIMEDOIA IN ASSOCIATION WITH EDPEDOS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, CURSE THEM FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS, EVER!!! DIRTY HOMO PEDOPHILE ZOO PERVERTS!!! MY RIGHTS ARE CONSTANTLY BEING GROSSLY VIOLATED HERE! LAWSUITS ARE PENDING!!!|Ljupco {{archive|S2iOd}}}}

In [[2019]], Ljupco joined [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] as '''Wikiheadhunter''' and proceeded to make some [[Shitty attack article|high quality articles]] about various [[Wikipedia]] admins who pissed him off.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150645/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Antandrus_David]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150911/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Brian_Sadowski]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190604151409/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/PlyrStar93]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301152056/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trijnstel]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190415225202/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikimania]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190426105041/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wikipedophile]

{{quote|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA INGRATE SCUM IS DOWN AS SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THEM & HOPEFULLY THEY LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD!|"''Gogi Cvika Reeves''" {{archive|J6JQU}}}}

== WikiBeta Cuck ==

'''Wikialpha.org''' was a site very similar to MyWikiBiz that accepted articles on non-notable shit that [[Wikipedia]] wouldn't allow. At some point, Ljupco joined

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|ThisIsYourMother|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|Ljupco this is your mother. You need to stop this terrible thing you are doing.|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

|Ljupco Steriev, are you bothering these nice people at WikiAlpha? You need to stop this at once!|An account claiming to be Grazyna {{archive|nuphj}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

{{squote|some guy who kept posting gambling-related pages got pissed off about his pages getting deleted
WikiAlpha does delete - but it's only for really crappy pages like mass gambling spam
so the guy reported Wikialpha to Cloudflare (their host) and said that it was a phishing site
now it's shut down for good
Cloudfare doesn't review complaints properly
they just want to avoid liabilities
because the Wikialpha community portal was spammed by that guy
he kept threatening to report Wikialpha if they keep deleting his gambling pages
he said he potentially lost thousands because of that
and he said he's going to report them for phishing
no one thought he was serious
but he actually did that
a few days before it shut down, there was a "phishing site" warning by Cloudfare|eyecandy2 {{archive|IDTVO}}}}

== Ljupco vs. GOI ==

[[File:SheriffLjupco.jpg|thumb|Ljupco believes himself to be the [[law]]. We believe him to be a massive cum-guzzling [[fag]].]]

On August 15, [[2024]], Ljupco finally realized that [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] had started writing an [[ED]] article on him and proceeded to completely flip his shit.

{{quote|YOUR FUCKING WHORE INTERNETGIRL MADE YOU ETERNAL ENEMY, BLOODY THIRSTY... NOW I HAVE LEGAL TIES WITH WMF... YOU BETTER KILL THIS BITCH GOOD AND RAPE HER HARD AND ALL THE BS SHE DID, AS IM {{sic|NBOT|NOT}} BOTHERING HERE COMING AGAIN TO RV ALL HER BS AND SHE IS ACTUALLY SHEMALE AS IM TRACKED SHEMALE DOWN....AND WE L; TRACK U DOWN!|Ljupco {{archive|NFv3u}}}}

{{quote|THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)|Ljupco {{archive|3rU1w}}}}

{{quote|Edf,we aint {{sic|goint|going}} to bitch about, we wont just take ed down, it will be fucking bloody, girloninternet surely is marked ingrate shemale as we ll fucking find the shemalenn even {{sic|witnesss|witness}} protection program wont save shemale IMMEDIATELY CONFIRN SHEMALE N CAT R PERMANENTLY BLOCKED N ALL L STERIEV SHIT GONE AS WE DONT GET MAD WE FUCKING GET EVEN WITH INTEREST@!@@!|Ljupco, spamming the contact us link}}

== Mental Disorders ==

Since his earliest postings on [[teh internets]], Ljupco has shown extreme signs of suffering from multiple [[mental illness|mental disorders]].

=== Autism ===

The easiest diagnosis we can make on Ljupco is that he suffers from a crippling case of '''[[Autism]]'''. Ljupco constantly shows himself to be completely incapable of engaging in normal or meaningful human interaction.

=== Narcissistic Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco has a very obvious case of '''[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]''' that shows itself most often when confronted with the reality of what a complete and utter fucking failure he is. Ljupco often feels the need to overembellish his skills and accomplishments. The best examples of this are in his insistence that he the "Big Big Castle" was created by him and that it is the way that [[God]] intended for chess to be played.

=== Schizophrenia ===
As Ljupco's frequent delusions include the belief that he is in a war with Wikipedia, the conclusion of him having schizophrenia is probably reasonable.

=== Multiple Personality Disorder ===

Ljupco appears to suffer from '''[[Multiple Personality Disorder]]''' that most often shows itself when he goes on a [[sockpuppet]] [[spam]]/[[vandalism]] bender.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|MPD|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|LET IT BE KNOWN 1002% THAT LJUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LJUBEK, THEY ARE RELATED THOUGH.|Ljupco's known sock, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

|LJUPCE / LUPCO / LUPCO STERIEV IS NOT JAN LUBEK NIDA - IMHOTEP 2, HIS RELATIVE!|Another of Ljupco's known socks, claiming to not be Ljupco {{archive|SswRp}}

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

Ljupco also appears to be unable to accept the concept of [[death]], as he often poses as his dead relatives and attempts (while failing miserably) to emulate their personalities. In his delusions, Ljupco reduces his deceased grandfather to a grotesque and one-dimensional caricature - a [[veteran]] who is looking to brutally beat your ass.

== Identifying Ljupco Socks ==

Ljupco can typically be identified by the following habits.

{{co|Habits|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Edit Page|0|

* POSTING IN '''ALL CAPS'''
* Use of '''102%''' or '''1002%''' when insisting that something is true
* Use of '''Wikipedoia''' or '''WIKI-PEDO-IA'''
* Use of '''Wikipedoidiot''', '''Wikifaggot''' or other insults prefixed by "''wiki''"
* Use of '''TONS OF LOLS''' or just '''LOLS'''
* Use of '''career stalker''' (mainly when talking about Antandrus)
* Use of '''as proven''' or '''as proven true'''
* Use of '''we''' when referring to himself
* Use of '''l.s.''' when referring to himself and insisting that he is not Ljupco Steriev
* Use of terms like '''CONVICTED PEDOPHILE''' or '''CONVICTED MURDERER''' when referring to people who aren't either of those things
* Often pretends to be a lawyer or family friend of Ljupco.

|}}

=== Usernames ===

The following are often found in Ljupco's account names.

{{co|Accounts|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|Register Account|0|

* Variations of '''Ljupco Jan Steriev'''
* Variations of '''Jan Lubek'''
* Variations of '''John Paul''' or its Polish equivalent '''Jan Pawel'''
* Variations of '''Wanda Wladyslawa Nida''' (his grandmother)
* Variations of '''Tadeusz Nida''' (his grandfather)
* Variations of '''Mike''' or '''Michael Harris'''
* Variations of '''BoxingWear''' (mainly on Wikipedia)
* Names that reference '''George Reeves'''
* Names that reference '''Rocky Marciano'''
* Names that reference '''Stan Laurel''' and/or '''Oliver Hardy'''
* Names that reference '''OTR''' ("''Old Time Radio''")
* Names that reference the '''Wikimedia Foundation''' or '''WMF'''
* Names that reference '''Imhotep'''
* Names that reference '''YO GAY MAMA''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names that include '''Nida'''
* Names that include '''Lary''' with one L
* Names that include '''Vesna'''
* Names that include '''Gogi'''
* Names that include '''Cvika'''
* Names that include '''Anita'''
* Names that include '''Adin'''
* Names that end with '''is a faggot''' (mainly here on ED)
* Names of Wikipedia admins, especially '''Antandrus'''

|}}

=== Enemies ===

The following people are known enemies of Ljupco and anyone found bitching about them online is probably Ljupco, he's also known to steal usernames from people he dislikes, especially Wikipedia admins.

{{co|Enemies|'''YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED'''|View User Page|0|

* Wikipedia admin '''Antandrus''' (or "'''David Antandrus'''" to Ljupco)
* Wikipedia admin '''Brian Sadowski'''
* Wikipedia admin and tranny '''Trijnstel'''
* Meta-Wiki admin '''XXBlackburnXx'''
* Wikipedia rollbacker '''PlyrStar93'''
* ED user '''[[User:Cat|Cat]]''', who Ljupco insists is XXBlackburnXx
* ED admin '''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]]'''
* ED admin '''[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTv]]'''
* Anusha/Ishi Press owner '''Samuel Howard Sloan''' a.k.a. '''Mohammad Ismail Sloan'''
* Chesschat.org admin '''Kevin Bonham''', who Ljupco refers to as "'''Bonehead'''"
* Chesschat.org admin '''Karthick Rajendran'''
* Pulmonologist '''M. Maher Najjar''', who Ljupco blames for Wanda's death
* Doctor '''Meera George Madappallil''', Najjar's assistant who Ljupco also blames for Wanda's death
* Judge '''William Burnett Raines'''
* '''[[You]]''' Yes you. He knows you have read this article and you’re next!!!

|}}

== Contact Ljupco ==

'''Emails'''

{{co|ActiveEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com encyclopediasupreme@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlubekhere@gmail.com janlubekhere@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janpaulubek@gmail.com janpaulubek@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lupco4ride44@gmail.com lupco4ride44@gmail.com]
* [mailto:lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com lubekecumenismapostle@gmail.com]
* [mailto:janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com janlarysrockystatue@gmail.com]

|}}

'''Other Sock Emails'''

{{co|SockEmails|'''YOU'VE GOT DEATH THREATS'''|Send Email|0|

* [mailto:cheschamp@hotmail.com cheschamp@hotmail.com]
* [mailto:IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM IRONSCHOOLJUSTICE@YAHOO.COM]
* [mailto:gildyshows@gmail.com gildyshows@gmail.com]
* [mailto:fredcoldstone@gmail.com fredcoldstone@gmail.com]
* [mailto:generalf55@gmail.com generalf55@gmail.com]
* [mailto:mikeharriswdca@gmail.com mikeharriswdca@gmail.com]
* [mailto:macamalena2@gmail.com macamalena2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:dairymarko@gmail.com dairymarko@gmail.com]
* [mailto:sarareinholtz@gmail.com sarareinholtz@gmail.com]
* [mailto:gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com gogigeorgereeves@gmail.com]
* [mailto:cbmibm@gmail.com cbmibm@gmail.com]
* [mailto:chmediavideo2@gmail.com chmediavideo2@gmail.com]
* [mailto:marjamesmar@gmail.com marjamesmar@gmail.com]
* [mailto:rockymemorial@gmail.com rockymemorial@gmail.com]
* [mailto:wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com wandawladyslawanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:reeveslives@gmail.com reeveslives@gmail.com]
* [mailto:anitadolanita@gmail.com anitadolanita@gmail.com]
* [mailto:grazkanida@gmail.com grazkanida@gmail.com]
* [mailto:tadeusznida@gmail.com tadeusznida@gmail.com]

|}}

== Quotes ==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|LjupcoHatesAmerica|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;

|NO WONDER 9-11 HAPPENED (MAINLY BECAUSE OF USA'S BLIND & UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT OF ISRAEL AKA THE 51ST STATE)!|Ljupco

|GOD WILL NEVER AGAIN BLESS USA. AGAIN, IT DOES NOT DESERVE EVEN SHIT MIXED WITH PISS!!!|Ljupco

}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}</center>

== See Also ==

* [[Terry A. Davis]]
* [[Time Cube]]
* [[Batshit insane]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[EDiot]]
* [[Daniel Brandt]]

== External Links ==
{{PIR}}
{{eduser|Antandrus}}

* [https://www.youtube.com/@cat_hopevideo_media4787 His YouTube Channel]
* {{archive|mJbfl|His bestialitysextaboo.com profile}}
* [https://antagonists.webnode.page NEVER SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA AKA WIKIPEDOIA!!!] {{archive|XvKjn}}
* [https://steriev.tripod.com steriev.tripod.com] {{archive|C9Jzi}}
** {{archive|q2Z6v|steriev.tripod.com/Steriev.htm}}
* {{archive|DKGvA|ROCKY DAY}}
* [https://geocities.ws/cmby2k https://geocities.ws/cmby2k] {{archive|SWuZr}}
* [https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2 https://geocities.ws/gildyshow2] {{archive|kq8Ln}}
* [https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k https://www.geocities.ws/chesschampby2k] {{archive|qi65I}}
* [[wikipedia:en:Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/Projects|LTA page on English Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:pl:Wikipedia:Chicago boys|LTA page on Polish Wikipedia]]

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User:TardChick

2024-11-13T18:55:04Z

TardChick:

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<center><big>'''What's Up, Bitches!'''</big></center>

<center>You can also find me on EDF. It's the same username btw, TardChick.

and you can also find me on the EDD X Discord sever, or if you wanna simply send me a message, go ahead!: tardchick
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Anyway, Hello! I'm TardChick ([[Powerword]]: '''Patryk Kornatowski'''), I've been an user of Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums since June of 2024, I've basically lurked the wiki since like Late November/Early December 2023, but never got into it until June '24, I've heard of Encyclopedia Dramatica thanks to a bunch of Chris Chan videos I watched or videos mentioning him (or her as he is a trans person now), Let me tell you a little bit about myself...

I was born on April 10th, 2007 in Poland to my mother, Anna, and my father, Damian,
My Parents and I moved to the United Kingdom since I was 3 years old because I was diagnosed with Autism, and Poland doesn't support Autistic people as much as the UK does
I attended a special school specifically for autists like me (Pretty ironic, huh?) from 2018 to 2022 (left in early 2023 because I was fucking having enough of the pupils targeting me for violence, one of those pupils spat at me a few times)
I'm currently living in Nottingham (Not giving away my exact address.)
I'm an animator, I use [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_Movie_Maker Microsoft 3D Movie Maker] to animate (Here's my [https://autismboy1.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds] and [https://www.youtube.com/@autisticbritishjackass_reborn YouTube] if you wanna see my shit)
and that's it really!

and also... before you say... I gave lulziez my phone number... and she calls me up every now and again, but I ain't sharing my number because well, ED is not a phone directory, sorry doxxers! :p

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