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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Erick_Nescio&amp;diff=1958798</id>
		<title>Erick Nescio</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-17T04:17:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{AlGore}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Erickgabriel.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Erick Nescio&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Argie]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Epic Fail|Killed 0, injured 0 (THEN WHY DOES THIS PAGE EXIST?)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Tarrantula]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Erick Nescio&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} is an [[Argie]] faggot and Tarrantula who planned to commit a mass shooting at his old school but he got caught before he could do it. He posted his plans on the internet and he got [[V&amp;amp;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
Typical lame retarded spic who fails miserably and gets assraped in prision:&lt;br /&gt;
*Brenton-inspired - Gun&lt;br /&gt;
*Cosplayed as [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Airsoft gun with the usual Tarrantula gun scribblings&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;45%&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--Welcum 2 nigga dongs--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tarrant Disciple&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|70px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Rant ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|0||0|...|1|FUCK|1|!!!| -12|MEGA EPIC FAIL| -10|Z----------|Again, why does this page even exist?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WantedLevel|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Erick Nescio.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Erickyoutube.jpg|Profile picture on his YouTube channel.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Xddddddd.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Other shooters from Argentina:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Gino Corradini]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Javier Romero]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Rafael Solich]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Ricardo Barreda]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Lara Tolosa]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Mendoza School Shooting]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - His inspiration&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - This faggot&#039;s idol&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/social/post/411617/user-erick_nescio-got-arrested-for-making|WPD coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.eldiarionuevodia.com.ar/nacionales/detuvieron-a-un-adolescente-argentino-de-16-anos-que-planeaba-un-tiroteo-en-un-colegio/ NEWS FUCK]&lt;br /&gt;
*{{yt|@|Erick_Nescio|Erick_}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|@Erick_Nescio}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Argentina}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958780</id>
		<title>Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-17T03:27:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Paraguayan edition */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Brenton Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuspic}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|c. 2006 ({{age|2007|1|1}}-{{age|2006|1|1}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Brazil|&#039;&#039;&#039;BRA&#039;&#039;&#039;zilian]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 4, injured 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No, [[Epic Win|v&amp;amp; for 3 years]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues [[Wop|Castiglioni]]&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Portuspic neo-Nazi]] who, on [[Xiaro|November 25]], 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fundo ==&lt;br /&gt;
The attacker is known to have had a [[Twitter]] account called {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j13msi/gabriel_rodrigues_castiglioni_twitter_account_and/|Siegrefid (@1_senseless)}}, where he shared his obsessions as an autistic faggot with a past incident; he was also the inspiration for failed shooters; he also had a driver&#039;s license; his father was a police officer. He was also friends with another Brazilian school shooter, [[Isaac Chagas]], and was the only person who knew his name until police decided to reveal it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Siegrefid.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Confirmed [[Tarrantula]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;60%&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: none;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus PT24/7 .40 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;17~27 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secondary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus RT 838&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsRAGINGBULL.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;15~25 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tertiary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatchet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;10~15 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quaternary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan 1000S Striker Air Rifle&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quinary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan Striker 1000X Break Barrel Air Rifle Beech Stock&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 1&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nazi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 2&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tarrant Disciple&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE™ Mask&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:SiegeMask.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Triple if they are in Brazil.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Masacre ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fagriel, armed with a [[SIEGE™ Mask]], edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely &#039;&#039;wounding&#039;&#039; 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[survivor]]s like the much more successful Nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&amp;amp;]] while relaxing after a hard day&#039;s work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]]. [[Epic Win|He was released after 3 years, since that&#039;s the maximum sentence minors can receive in Brazil]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Os Mortos ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Selena Zagrillo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos&#039;&#039;&#039;, 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara&#039;&#039;&#039;, 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow = &amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it&#039;s [[The Supreme Gentleman]]&lt;br /&gt;
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]&lt;br /&gt;
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image&lt;br /&gt;
File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|Ao video da jogo da morte&lt;br /&gt;
File:Castiglioni.png|te ve genial sin esa rímel de mierda&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rant ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Surprisingly accurate for an untrained wealking|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Poster boy for Hispanic school attackers|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|3|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Copycats ==&lt;br /&gt;
Just like [[Pekka Copycats|Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] and [[Rupnow&#039;s simp faction|Natalie Rupnow]], Gabriel also has fans to the point that they cosplayed as him, but as expected, they are a bunch of failed idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Russian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Yaroslav Ovsiuk}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NaziGabriel.jpg|100px|thumb|left|ужасный неудачник?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Yaroslav Ovsiuk&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}}, Russian neo-Nazi who got V&amp;amp; after posting pictures of himself with guns and other similar weaponry and threatening to comitt a mass shooting&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Paraguayan edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Fede Rodriguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fjfjjf.png|100px|thumb|left|Es iguaaaal,es iguaaaal]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|autistic]] 15 year-old from [[Paraguay]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;14based.isaac&#039;&#039;&#039;), tried to commit a massacre in his neighbourhood, but after getting cold feet he turned [[coward|himself in to the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ukrainian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vyacheslav Zinchenko.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I successfully killed someone without being captured, that win.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2024, in [[Ukraine]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Vyacheslav Zinchenko&#039;&#039;&#039; assassinated a female politician named Iryna Farion, making him [[Epic Win|the only fan of Gabriel who managed to carry out his plan instead of getting caught first]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Argentine edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Erick Nescio}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erick Nescio.jpg|100px|thumb|left|La misma mierda, pero ahora con Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Erick Nescio&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== High Scores ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER &lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR &lt;br /&gt;
! STYLE &lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]] &lt;br /&gt;
| Vyacheslav Zinchenko&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
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| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
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| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
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| [[Fede Rodriguez]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0 &lt;br /&gt;
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| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Erick Nescio]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brazil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Suzano School Shooting]] - His idols.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Twatter]]&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Gun control}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuguese}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2022]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958778</id>
		<title>Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958778"/>
		<updated>2026-06-17T03:26:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Russian edition */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Brenton Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuspic}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|c. 2006 ({{age|2007|1|1}}-{{age|2006|1|1}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Brazil|&#039;&#039;&#039;BRA&#039;&#039;&#039;zilian]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 4, injured 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No, [[Epic Win|v&amp;amp; for 3 years]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues [[Wop|Castiglioni]]&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Portuspic neo-Nazi]] who, on [[Xiaro|November 25]], 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fundo ==&lt;br /&gt;
The attacker is known to have had a [[Twitter]] account called {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j13msi/gabriel_rodrigues_castiglioni_twitter_account_and/|Siegrefid (@1_senseless)}}, where he shared his obsessions as an autistic faggot with a past incident; he was also the inspiration for failed shooters; he also had a driver&#039;s license; his father was a police officer. He was also friends with another Brazilian school shooter, [[Isaac Chagas]], and was the only person who knew his name until police decided to reveal it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Siegrefid.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Confirmed [[Tarrantula]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;60%&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: none;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus PT24/7 .40 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;17~27 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secondary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus RT 838&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsRAGINGBULL.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;15~25 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tertiary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatchet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;10~15 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quaternary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan 1000S Striker Air Rifle&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quinary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan Striker 1000X Break Barrel Air Rifle Beech Stock&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 1&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nazi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 2&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tarrant Disciple&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE™ Mask&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:SiegeMask.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Triple if they are in Brazil.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Masacre ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fagriel, armed with a [[SIEGE™ Mask]], edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely &#039;&#039;wounding&#039;&#039; 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[survivor]]s like the much more successful Nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&amp;amp;]] while relaxing after a hard day&#039;s work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]]. [[Epic Win|He was released after 3 years, since that&#039;s the maximum sentence minors can receive in Brazil]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Os Mortos ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Selena Zagrillo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos&#039;&#039;&#039;, 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara&#039;&#039;&#039;, 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow = &amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it&#039;s [[The Supreme Gentleman]]&lt;br /&gt;
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]&lt;br /&gt;
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image&lt;br /&gt;
File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|Ao video da jogo da morte&lt;br /&gt;
File:Castiglioni.png|te ve genial sin esa rímel de mierda&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rant ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Surprisingly accurate for an untrained wealking|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Poster boy for Hispanic school attackers|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|3|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Copycats ==&lt;br /&gt;
Just like [[Pekka Copycats|Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] and [[Rupnow&#039;s simp faction|Natalie Rupnow]], Gabriel also has fans to the point that they cosplayed as him, but as expected, they are a bunch of failed idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Russian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Yaroslav Ovsiuk}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NaziGabriel.jpg|100px|thumb|left|ужасный неудачник?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Yaroslav Ovsiuk&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}}, Russian neo-Nazi who got V&amp;amp; after posting pictures of himself with guns and other similar weaponry and threatening to comitt a mass shooting&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Paraguayan edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Fede Rodriguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fjfjjf.png|100px|thumb|left|Como siempre idiota]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|autistic]] 15 year-old from [[Paraguay]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;14based.isaac&#039;&#039;&#039;), tried to commit a massacre in his neighbourhood, but after getting cold feet he turned [[coward|himself in to the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ukrainian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vyacheslav Zinchenko.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I successfully killed someone without being captured, that win.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2024, in [[Ukraine]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Vyacheslav Zinchenko&#039;&#039;&#039; assassinated a female politician named Iryna Farion, making him [[Epic Win|the only fan of Gabriel who managed to carry out his plan instead of getting caught first]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Argentine edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Erick Nescio}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erick Nescio.jpg|100px|thumb|left|La misma mierda, pero ahora con Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Erick Nescio&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== High Scores ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER &lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR &lt;br /&gt;
! STYLE &lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]] &lt;br /&gt;
| Vyacheslav Zinchenko&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fede Rodriguez]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0 &lt;br /&gt;
| 0	&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Erick Nescio]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brazil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Suzano School Shooting]] - His idols.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Twatter]]&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Gun control}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuguese}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2022]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958777</id>
		<title>Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958777"/>
		<updated>2026-06-17T03:22:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Paraguayan edition */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Brenton Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuspic}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|c. 2006 ({{age|2007|1|1}}-{{age|2006|1|1}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Brazil|&#039;&#039;&#039;BRA&#039;&#039;&#039;zilian]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 4, injured 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No, [[Epic Win|v&amp;amp; for 3 years]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues [[Wop|Castiglioni]]&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Portuspic neo-Nazi]] who, on [[Xiaro|November 25]], 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fundo ==&lt;br /&gt;
The attacker is known to have had a [[Twitter]] account called {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j13msi/gabriel_rodrigues_castiglioni_twitter_account_and/|Siegrefid (@1_senseless)}}, where he shared his obsessions as an autistic faggot with a past incident; he was also the inspiration for failed shooters; he also had a driver&#039;s license; his father was a police officer. He was also friends with another Brazilian school shooter, [[Isaac Chagas]], and was the only person who knew his name until police decided to reveal it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Siegrefid.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Confirmed [[Tarrantula]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;60%&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: none;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus PT24/7 .40 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;17~27 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secondary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus RT 838&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsRAGINGBULL.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;15~25 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tertiary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatchet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;10~15 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quaternary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan 1000S Striker Air Rifle&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quinary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan Striker 1000X Break Barrel Air Rifle Beech Stock&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 1&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nazi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 2&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tarrant Disciple&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE™ Mask&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:SiegeMask.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Triple if they are in Brazil.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Masacre ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fagriel, armed with a [[SIEGE™ Mask]], edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely &#039;&#039;wounding&#039;&#039; 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[survivor]]s like the much more successful Nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&amp;amp;]] while relaxing after a hard day&#039;s work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]]. [[Epic Win|He was released after 3 years, since that&#039;s the maximum sentence minors can receive in Brazil]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Os Mortos ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Selena Zagrillo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos&#039;&#039;&#039;, 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara&#039;&#039;&#039;, 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow = &amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it&#039;s [[The Supreme Gentleman]]&lt;br /&gt;
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]&lt;br /&gt;
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image&lt;br /&gt;
File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|Ao video da jogo da morte&lt;br /&gt;
File:Castiglioni.png|te ve genial sin esa rímel de mierda&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rant ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Surprisingly accurate for an untrained wealking|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Poster boy for Hispanic school attackers|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|3|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Copycats ==&lt;br /&gt;
Just like [[Pekka Copycats|Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] and [[Rupnow&#039;s simp faction|Natalie Rupnow]], Gabriel also has fans to the point that they cosplayed as him, but as expected, they are a bunch of failed idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Russian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Yaroslav Ovsiuk}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NaziGabriel.jpg|100px|thumb|left|ужасный неудачник?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Yaroslav Ovsiuk&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}}, a Russian neo-Nazi, was Gabriel&#039;s first fan at Columbine High School. He planned to commit a shooting at his school, but when he was absent, he ended up being raped by the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Paraguayan edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Fede Rodriguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fjfjjf.png|100px|thumb|left|Como siempre idiota]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|autistic]] 15 year-old from [[Paraguay]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;14based.isaac&#039;&#039;&#039;), tried to commit a massacre in his neighbourhood, but after getting cold feet he turned [[coward|himself in to the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ukrainian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vyacheslav Zinchenko.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I successfully killed someone without being captured, that win.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2024, in [[Ukraine]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Vyacheslav Zinchenko&#039;&#039;&#039; assassinated a female politician named Iryna Farion, making him [[Epic Win|the only fan of Gabriel who managed to carry out his plan instead of getting caught first]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Argentine edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Erick Nescio}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erick Nescio.jpg|100px|thumb|left|La misma mierda, pero ahora con Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Erick Nescio&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== High Scores ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER &lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR &lt;br /&gt;
! STYLE &lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]] &lt;br /&gt;
| Vyacheslav Zinchenko&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fede Rodriguez]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0 &lt;br /&gt;
| 0	&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Erick Nescio]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brazil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Suzano School Shooting]] - His idols.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Twatter]]&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Gun control}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuguese}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2022]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958775</id>
		<title>Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni&amp;diff=1958775"/>
		<updated>2026-06-17T03:20:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Rant */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Brenton Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuspic}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|c. 2006 ({{age|2007|1|1}}-{{age|2006|1|1}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Brazil|&#039;&#039;&#039;BRA&#039;&#039;&#039;zilian]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 4, injured 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No, [[Epic Win|v&amp;amp; for 3 years]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gabriel Rodrigues [[Wop|Castiglioni]]&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Portuspic neo-Nazi]] who, on [[Xiaro|November 25]], 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fundo ==&lt;br /&gt;
The attacker is known to have had a [[Twitter]] account called {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j13msi/gabriel_rodrigues_castiglioni_twitter_account_and/|Siegrefid (@1_senseless)}}, where he shared his obsessions as an autistic faggot with a past incident; he was also the inspiration for failed shooters; he also had a driver&#039;s license; his father was a police officer. He was also friends with another Brazilian school shooter, [[Isaac Chagas]], and was the only person who knew his name until police decided to reveal it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Siegrefid.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Confirmed [[Tarrantula]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;60%&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: none;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus PT24/7 .40 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;17~27 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secondary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Taurus RT 838&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsRAGINGBULL.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;15~25 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tertiary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatchet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;10~15 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quaternary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan 1000S Striker Air Rifle&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quinary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hatsan Striker 1000X Break Barrel Air Rifle Beech Stock&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|Unused]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;5 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 1&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nazi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Swastika Alpha.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 2&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tarrant Disciple&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE™ Mask&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:SiegeMask.jpg|80px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;Triple if they are in Brazil.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Masacre ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fagriel, armed with a [[SIEGE™ Mask]], edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely &#039;&#039;wounding&#039;&#039; 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[survivor]]s like the much more successful Nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&amp;amp;]] while relaxing after a hard day&#039;s work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]]. [[Epic Win|He was released after 3 years, since that&#039;s the maximum sentence minors can receive in Brazil]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Os Mortos ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Selena Zagrillo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos&#039;&#039;&#039;, 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara&#039;&#039;&#039;, 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo&#039;&#039;&#039;, 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow = &amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it&#039;s [[The Supreme Gentleman]]&lt;br /&gt;
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]&lt;br /&gt;
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image&lt;br /&gt;
File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|Ao video da jogo da morte&lt;br /&gt;
File:Castiglioni.png|te ve genial sin esa rímel de mierda&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rant ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Surprisingly accurate for an untrained wealking|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Poster boy for Hispanic school attackers|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|3|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Copycats ==&lt;br /&gt;
Just like [[Pekka Copycats|Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] and [[Rupnow&#039;s simp faction|Natalie Rupnow]], Gabriel also has fans to the point that they cosplayed as him, but as expected, they are a bunch of failed idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Russian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Yaroslav Ovsiuk}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NaziGabriel.jpg|100px|thumb|left|ужасный неудачник?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Yaroslav Ovsiuk&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}}, a Russian neo-Nazi, was Gabriel&#039;s first fan at Columbine High School. He planned to commit a shooting at his school, but when he was absent, he ended up being raped by the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Paraguayan edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Fede Rodriguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fjfjjf.png|100px|thumb|left|Como siempre idiota]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|autistic]] 15 or 16-year-old from [[Paraguay]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;14based.isaac&#039;&#039;&#039;), who tried to commit a massacre in his neighbourhood, where the faggot lived. So apparently this guy tried to execute his shitty plan but got too scared and turned [[coward|himself in to the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ukrainian edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vyacheslav Zinchenko.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I successfully killed someone without being captured, that win.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2024, in [[Ukraine]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Vyacheslav Zinchenko&#039;&#039;&#039; assassinated a female politician named Iryna Farion, making him [[Epic Win|the only fan of Gabriel who managed to carry out his plan instead of getting caught first]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Argentine edition ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Erick Nescio}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erick Nescio.jpg|100px|thumb|left|La misma mierda, pero ahora con Argentina]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Erick Nescio&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== High Scores ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER &lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR &lt;br /&gt;
! STYLE &lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]] &lt;br /&gt;
| Vyacheslav Zinchenko&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fede Rodriguez]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0 &lt;br /&gt;
| 0	&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Erick Nescio]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brazil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Suzano School Shooting]] - His idols.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Twatter]]&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Gun control}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuguese}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2022]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Espartaco_18&amp;diff=1958769</id>
		<title>Espartaco 18</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Espartaco_18&amp;diff=1958769"/>
		<updated>2026-06-17T02:22:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* The End Of Espartaco 18 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|ESPARTACO ENDED UP HOMELESS AND LIVING IN A SHELTER SURROUNDED BY POOR PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{work|Fixing grammar and updating}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{virgin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Milkedcow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Espartaco 18 The Pedo FUCK.jpg|400px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born:&#039;&#039;&#039;|April 18, 2001}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Real Name:&#039;&#039;&#039;|Roberto Carlos Mijarez Ayala}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;A.k.a:&#039;&#039;&#039;|R Spartan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexico]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg| 22px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The most recent on the list of hispanic [[Lol-cow|lolcows]] and a potential competitor for the throne as the new king of hispanic lolcows just behind [[Doomentio]]. He has everything one of these degenerates needs to become somewhat infamous: Self hatred because of his skin color,redpill ideology, acting like a successful businessman while still living with his mother, fondness for what youtubers do,being an honorary MexiAryan, being openly misogynistic, blocking everyone who reminds him of how retarded his takes are, etc. Espartaco has said multiple times he is leaving [[YouTube]], without ever actually doing it, &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039; (aka &#039;&#039;&#039;R Spartan&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Escuela de Excelencia&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco&#039;&#039;&#039; and other shitty names) He is a [[Mexico|Beaner]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]], [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[virgin with rage]], and [[Soccer|amateur soccer player]] who has been on the site since 2014. He initially dedicated himself to uploading reviews of [[Halo]] games before migrating to his current content mainly focused on opinions of today&#039;s society, supposed personal growth and the &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;red pill&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;, as of right now, he has about to have 18k subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
He has been a very controversial figure and became the target of ridicule in the hispanic comentary community, because of his opinions he is considered a [[lolcow]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Youtube==&lt;br /&gt;
Imagine a more retarded, inbred, autistic, malnourished and brown version of Andrew Tate that&#039;s Espartaco, his content revolves around saying [[wimmins]] should absolutely want him despite being a complete and utter failure with no hope of ever making it out of either [[Mexico|Beanerland]] or his mother&#039;s basement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;DBbxIdXGsKY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===beginnings===&lt;br /&gt;
Roberto (aka Espartaco) was born on April 18, 2001, in [[Mexico|Borderhopperland]]. His childhood was defined by a lack of parental attention and being ignored by his biological father although this did not prevent Espartaco from idolizing him, who said that his father took him to watch toys and watch [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]] together. After his father&#039;s departure to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]], Espartaco put all the blame on his mother for not being a complete doormat so his father wouldnt had abandoned them, By [[2018]], his father came back and later died of unknown causes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Between the ages of 16-17, he decided to drop out of high school acording to him it was what he had to do in order to start his career on YouTube. Although what really happened was that Spartacus failed several subjects, specifically the trigonometry exam for a third time and as a consequence he suffered an expulsion from school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2018, Spartacus watches the [[World Cup 2010|2018 FIFA World Cup Russia]], becoming fascinated by this sport, as it was the closest thing to being a gladiator and from that day on he would begin training and practicing to become the captain of [[Spics|Real Madrid]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Beginnings on the Internet/Youtube===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Roberto has several channels, the first one had several names and was created at the end of [[2014]], this channel was better known as &#039;&#039;&#039;R. SPARTAN GOD BLUE&#039;&#039;&#039; before changing its name to &#039;&#039;&#039;R. SPARTAN&#039;&#039;&#039;, this channel had content about [[Halo]] and [[Star Wars]] mainly, but it was closed on September 9, 2021 for unknown reasons, this channel came to have almost 4,000 subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pendejo 18.jpg|thumb|failed attempt to be a god by espartaco 18]]&lt;br /&gt;
His second channel, R Spartan Reach, he used it to upload his Halo reviews, but he abandoned it at the beginning of 2023 to dedicate himself to the main channel, Espartaco 18, which was created on August 30, 2022.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Espartaco 18 and Halo.jpg|thumb|alt=LOL|Espartaco 18 and Halo LOL]]&lt;br /&gt;
Among the videos that stood out on the &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039; channel were his criticisms of [[fat|Aimep3]] and his inspirations with [[incel|El Temach]] (a controversial Mexican influencer), as well as very controversial opinions on feminism, socialism and related topics. He gradually fell into a spiral with his opinions until he became completely misogynistic by being faithful to the misogynistic beliefs of the incel movement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===first drama===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Espartaco was initially exposed by Rob Paper Sheet when he was sent a video in which Spartacus criticized him &amp;quot;for being inferior to Temach&amp;quot;. Rob reacted to his video and came across several questionable videos of gender ideologies, from there, he gained a lot of infamy and began to become known and since then, Spartacus dedicated several responses to Rob, the first video of Rob talking about Spartacus was uploaded on April 15, 2024.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;AShdpK7K2fE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pedophile 18===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the end of May 2024, a video from October 2022 was discovered in which he claimed to have dated a girl of about 13 years old when he was 20, a clip that left him in a very bad position, in addition to the fact that in the same video he called an 11-year-old girl &amp;quot;promiscuous&amp;quot; for going with another man, and that he was trying to accuse a 22-year-old guy from his soccer team of harassing a 13-year-old girl just by staring at her, this video had such an impact that some YouTubers such as [[The Ranting Community|Dalas Review]], [[Rant|Tommy Black]], [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]], [[the simpsons|El Ruinaversal]] and [[Lolcow|El Traje con Voz]] reacted to said video, and there were even people who compared him to [[Doomentio]] himself, stating that he could be even worse than him, given his controversial and crazy opinions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;FfcVka4zii4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Catfish===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Aleman.jpg|thumb|[[German]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the first week of June 2024, Spartacus was catfished three times, when he believed he was hooking up with an actress named Tasha Carrera, so they managed to dox him, which resulted in Spartacus making one final video admitting defeat and shutting down his channel on June 8th, 2024, as he claimed they had been harassing his mother and neighbors, On September 17, 2024, Espartaco was catfished again by an Argentine girl named Lulú, who also has a YouTube channel where she uploaded screenshots and audios that she sent to Espartaco to catfish him, and also, in a live broadcast, they made him believe that there was a stalker outside his house, it turned out that this was trolling by another YouTuber who talks a lot about him named El Tontito.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interview with El Ruinaversal and closure of YouTube channel===&lt;br /&gt;
In June 2024, a YouTuber known as El Ruinaversal interviewed Espartaco, in which he tried to justify his comment that he was dating a 13-year-old girl and claimed to no longer think that way. Hours after the interview ended, Espartaco deleted his YouTube channel, then his Instagram and left the networks for a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doomentio vs Espartaco 18.jpg|thumb|Lolcow Fight: [[Doomentio]] vs Espartaco 18]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite having deleted the Espartaco 18 channel, another channel called Escuela de Excelencia was created just 4 days later, which was discovered again by El Ruinaversal while he was live at the end of June 2024. This channel follows the same content as the previous channel, although it currently only has a few videos, but had the comments disabled, until when he uploaded his video-response to Dalas Review (since on July 14, Dalas himself uploaded a video exposing it), he reactivated them.&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;46vsjjTQk-E&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
With Espartaco&#039; resentment at being left in a bad light in the interview, he decides to ally himself with those who doxxed Ruinaversal, these being [[CP|Noxium]] and [[Peluchin Entertainment|Neb]]. When this was made public, Espartaco privately told Ruinaversal that he had supposedly been threatened and that he no longer wanted anything to do with those users.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Espartaco 18 vs Dalas Review===&lt;br /&gt;
On August 6, Espartaco uploaded a video to his new channel saying that he already did the debate with Dalas, and that he will upload it part by part to his channel. On August 14, Dalas uploaded the entire debate to the main channel, and basically Espartaco was exposed again by trying to be evasive with his controversies and continue to release the same arguments from the videos where he was left in a bad light.&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;tjC7oIAIKtg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On August 24, Escuela de Excelencia&#039;s channel was renamed to R Spartan God, and the next day, Espartaco uploaded his interview with Richi Espinosa.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The End Of Espartaco 18==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After being catfished on November 3, 2024, an user named &#039;&#039;&#039;RosemariChanel&#039;&#039;&#039; revealed the existence of a [[Discord]] server belonging to Espartaco 18 the paedophile himself, in this server he acted like our favorite [[Hitler|Austrian painter]] and had everyone following his lead. It also came to some users attention that there were roles to identify underage users in his server and that this disgusting piece of shit went as far as to ask them for explicit pictures of themselves. RosemariChanel would be banned from the &#039;Cord server after she revealed she wasnt a minor. After this, several people came together to catfish Espartaco in many different ways to the point where he finally chose to [[Shut it down|close the server down]], but not before getting exposed for this depraved behaviour.&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;c5voIFt4os4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HAHAHAHAHAH BYE ESPARTACO 18.png|thumb|Niggest goyim award goes to...]]&lt;br /&gt;
By December 12, 2024,Espartaco got doxxed and a banner where he was outed as a pedophilic brown scammer had been placed outside his mother&#039;s house. Although its rumored that the banner got removed shortly after, 8 days later he would delete his main channel, R Spartan God; shortly after he would do the same with his second channel Fútbol Gladiador, apparently disappearing now once and for all from the Internets. It was said that due to this event he got kicked out of the house and sent to live with his brother; but it has not confirmed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;G8SC22D0xjY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Enemies of Espartaco 18==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
I think it&#039;s time to talk about the enemies of Espartaco 18 and after talking about them we will later talk about the friends of Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dalas Review&#039;&#039;&#039;: a youtuber and streamer from Spain who is dedicated to debates&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aimep3&#039;&#039;&#039;: a fat Mexican lady who was highly criticized Although Espartaco 18 himself is a hypocrite&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MENTA&#039;&#039;&#039;: a mexican youtuber where he talks about hispanic lolcows who was threatened by the Espartaco faggots&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;El Ruinaversal&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican YouTuber and Simpsons fan who talks about things that happen in the news of Latin America and the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rob Paper&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican YouTuber who is dedicated to exposing bad people on the Internet and managed to humiliate Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;RosemariChanel&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A Girl Who Discovered And Exposed Spartacus 18&#039;s Discord Server Containing NSFW And Pedophile Content&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now he came to talk about the faggots and friends of Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Richi Espinosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican lawyer and [[Naruto]] fan who is known for his stupid things he said in public videos either in school videos or on tik Tok and also for saying strange stupid things with the watermelon&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Momox&#039;&#039;&#039;: known for being a pedophile, apart from talking nonsense about being the next Mexican president of the United States, luckily he was left without a lawyer&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noxium&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mexican CP-loving pedophile who became loved by a sick community and known for harassing several internet users and also became allies of Espartaco luckily he was doxed by ruinaversal&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
File:Richi Espinosa.jpg|Richi Espinosa&lt;br /&gt;
File:Momox.jpg|Momox&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noxium.jpg|Noxium&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Memes and FanArt==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
File:LOL XD.jpg|Espartaco 18 vs El Traje Con Voz&lt;br /&gt;
File:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .jpg|Together with her boyfriend Richi Espinosa&lt;br /&gt;
File:NOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg| Espartaco 18 The Pedophile&lt;br /&gt;
File:Espartaco 18 in Anime.jpg|Version [[Dragon Ball]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dalas.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Espartaco 18 R.I.P.jpg|Espartaco 18 After being killed by El Ruinaversal&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Documentary==&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;K7dJlSIIMG0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doomentio]] - They have compared him for the stupid things he did&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DFG]] - Even worse than Doomentio and Espartaco combined &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Virgin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]] - similar and their exaggerated fanaticisms&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - for their similarity of virginity&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Halo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Discord]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ytseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying_Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Incels]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{YouTube Ranters}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{manchild}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:How Not To Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Espartaco_18&amp;diff=1958768</id>
		<title>Espartaco 18</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Espartaco_18&amp;diff=1958768"/>
		<updated>2026-06-17T02:19:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* The End Of Espartaco 18 */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{work|Fixing grammar and updating}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{virgin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Milkedcow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Espartaco 18 The Pedo FUCK.jpg|400px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born:&#039;&#039;&#039;|April 18, 2001}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Real Name:&#039;&#039;&#039;|Roberto Carlos Mijarez Ayala}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;A.k.a:&#039;&#039;&#039;|R Spartan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexico]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg| 22px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The most recent on the list of hispanic [[Lol-cow|lolcows]] and a potential competitor for the throne as the new king of hispanic lolcows just behind [[Doomentio]]. He has everything one of these degenerates needs to become somewhat infamous: Self hatred because of his skin color,redpill ideology, acting like a successful businessman while still living with his mother, fondness for what youtubers do,being an honorary MexiAryan, being openly misogynistic, blocking everyone who reminds him of how retarded his takes are, etc. Espartaco has said multiple times he is leaving [[YouTube]], without ever actually doing it, &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039; (aka &#039;&#039;&#039;R Spartan&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Escuela de Excelencia&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco&#039;&#039;&#039; and other shitty names) He is a [[Mexico|Beaner]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]], [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[virgin with rage]], and [[Soccer|amateur soccer player]] who has been on the site since 2014. He initially dedicated himself to uploading reviews of [[Halo]] games before migrating to his current content mainly focused on opinions of today&#039;s society, supposed personal growth and the &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;red pill&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;, as of right now, he has about to have 18k subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
He has been a very controversial figure and became the target of ridicule in the hispanic comentary community, because of his opinions he is considered a [[lolcow]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Youtube==&lt;br /&gt;
Imagine a more retarded, inbred, autistic, malnourished and brown version of Andrew Tate that&#039;s Espartaco, his content revolves around saying [[wimmins]] should absolutely want him despite being a complete and utter failure with no hope of ever making it out of either [[Mexico|Beanerland]] or his mother&#039;s basement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;DBbxIdXGsKY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===beginnings===&lt;br /&gt;
Roberto (aka Espartaco) was born on April 18, 2001, in [[Mexico|Borderhopperland]]. His childhood was defined by a lack of parental attention and being ignored by his biological father although this did not prevent Espartaco from idolizing him, who said that his father took him to watch toys and watch [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]] together. After his father&#039;s departure to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]], Espartaco put all the blame on his mother for not being a complete doormat so his father wouldnt had abandoned them, By [[2018]], his father came back and later died of unknown causes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Between the ages of 16-17, he decided to drop out of high school acording to him it was what he had to do in order to start his career on YouTube. Although what really happened was that Spartacus failed several subjects, specifically the trigonometry exam for a third time and as a consequence he suffered an expulsion from school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2018, Spartacus watches the [[World Cup 2010|2018 FIFA World Cup Russia]], becoming fascinated by this sport, as it was the closest thing to being a gladiator and from that day on he would begin training and practicing to become the captain of [[Spics|Real Madrid]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Beginnings on the Internet/Youtube===&lt;br /&gt;
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Roberto has several channels, the first one had several names and was created at the end of [[2014]], this channel was better known as &#039;&#039;&#039;R. SPARTAN GOD BLUE&#039;&#039;&#039; before changing its name to &#039;&#039;&#039;R. SPARTAN&#039;&#039;&#039;, this channel had content about [[Halo]] and [[Star Wars]] mainly, but it was closed on September 9, 2021 for unknown reasons, this channel came to have almost 4,000 subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pendejo 18.jpg|thumb|failed attempt to be a god by espartaco 18]]&lt;br /&gt;
His second channel, R Spartan Reach, he used it to upload his Halo reviews, but he abandoned it at the beginning of 2023 to dedicate himself to the main channel, Espartaco 18, which was created on August 30, 2022.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Espartaco 18 and Halo.jpg|thumb|alt=LOL|Espartaco 18 and Halo LOL]]&lt;br /&gt;
Among the videos that stood out on the &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039; channel were his criticisms of [[fat|Aimep3]] and his inspirations with [[incel|El Temach]] (a controversial Mexican influencer), as well as very controversial opinions on feminism, socialism and related topics. He gradually fell into a spiral with his opinions until he became completely misogynistic by being faithful to the misogynistic beliefs of the incel movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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===first drama===&lt;br /&gt;
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Espartaco was initially exposed by Rob Paper Sheet when he was sent a video in which Spartacus criticized him &amp;quot;for being inferior to Temach&amp;quot;. Rob reacted to his video and came across several questionable videos of gender ideologies, from there, he gained a lot of infamy and began to become known and since then, Spartacus dedicated several responses to Rob, the first video of Rob talking about Spartacus was uploaded on April 15, 2024.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pedophile 18===&lt;br /&gt;
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By the end of May 2024, a video from October 2022 was discovered in which he claimed to have dated a girl of about 13 years old when he was 20, a clip that left him in a very bad position, in addition to the fact that in the same video he called an 11-year-old girl &amp;quot;promiscuous&amp;quot; for going with another man, and that he was trying to accuse a 22-year-old guy from his soccer team of harassing a 13-year-old girl just by staring at her, this video had such an impact that some YouTubers such as [[The Ranting Community|Dalas Review]], [[Rant|Tommy Black]], [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]], [[the simpsons|El Ruinaversal]] and [[Lolcow|El Traje con Voz]] reacted to said video, and there were even people who compared him to [[Doomentio]] himself, stating that he could be even worse than him, given his controversial and crazy opinions.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Catfish===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Aleman.jpg|thumb|[[German]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the first week of June 2024, Spartacus was catfished three times, when he believed he was hooking up with an actress named Tasha Carrera, so they managed to dox him, which resulted in Spartacus making one final video admitting defeat and shutting down his channel on June 8th, 2024, as he claimed they had been harassing his mother and neighbors, On September 17, 2024, Espartaco was catfished again by an Argentine girl named Lulú, who also has a YouTube channel where she uploaded screenshots and audios that she sent to Espartaco to catfish him, and also, in a live broadcast, they made him believe that there was a stalker outside his house, it turned out that this was trolling by another YouTuber who talks a lot about him named El Tontito.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Interview with El Ruinaversal and closure of YouTube channel===&lt;br /&gt;
In June 2024, a YouTuber known as El Ruinaversal interviewed Espartaco, in which he tried to justify his comment that he was dating a 13-year-old girl and claimed to no longer think that way. Hours after the interview ended, Espartaco deleted his YouTube channel, then his Instagram and left the networks for a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doomentio vs Espartaco 18.jpg|thumb|Lolcow Fight: [[Doomentio]] vs Espartaco 18]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite having deleted the Espartaco 18 channel, another channel called Escuela de Excelencia was created just 4 days later, which was discovered again by El Ruinaversal while he was live at the end of June 2024. This channel follows the same content as the previous channel, although it currently only has a few videos, but had the comments disabled, until when he uploaded his video-response to Dalas Review (since on July 14, Dalas himself uploaded a video exposing it), he reactivated them.&lt;br /&gt;
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With Espartaco&#039; resentment at being left in a bad light in the interview, he decides to ally himself with those who doxxed Ruinaversal, these being [[CP|Noxium]] and [[Peluchin Entertainment|Neb]]. When this was made public, Espartaco privately told Ruinaversal that he had supposedly been threatened and that he no longer wanted anything to do with those users.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Espartaco 18 vs Dalas Review===&lt;br /&gt;
On August 6, Espartaco uploaded a video to his new channel saying that he already did the debate with Dalas, and that he will upload it part by part to his channel. On August 14, Dalas uploaded the entire debate to the main channel, and basically Espartaco was exposed again by trying to be evasive with his controversies and continue to release the same arguments from the videos where he was left in a bad light.&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 24, Escuela de Excelencia&#039;s channel was renamed to R Spartan God, and the next day, Espartaco uploaded his interview with Richi Espinosa.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The End Of Espartaco 18==&lt;br /&gt;
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After being catfished on November 3, 2024, an user named &#039;&#039;&#039;RosemariChanel&#039;&#039;&#039; revealed the existence of a [[Discord]] server belonging to Espartaco 18 the paedophile himself, in this server he acted as like our favorite Austrian painter and had everyone following his lead. I also came to some users attention that there were roles to identify underage users and that this disgusting piece of shit went as far as to ask them for explicit pictures of themselves. RosemariChanel would be banned from the server after she revealed she wasnt a minor. After this, several people came together to catfish Espartaco in many different ways to the point where he finally chose to [[Shut it down|close the server down]], but not before getting exposed for this depraved behaviour.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HAHAHAHAHAH BYE ESPARTACO 18.png|thumb|Niggest goyim award goes to...]]&lt;br /&gt;
By December 12, 2024,Espartaco got doxxed and banner where he was outed as a pedophile scammer had been placed. Although its rumored that the banner got removed shortly after, by this point he now had been exposed in public and 8 days later he would delete his main channel, R Spartan God; shortly after he would do the same with his second channel Fútbol Gladiador, apparently disappearing now once and for all from the Internets. It was said that due to this event he got kicked out of the house and sent to live with his brother; but it has not confirmed.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Enemies of Espartaco 18==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
I think it&#039;s time to talk about the enemies of Espartaco 18 and after talking about them we will later talk about the friends of Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dalas Review&#039;&#039;&#039;: a youtuber and streamer from Spain who is dedicated to debates&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aimep3&#039;&#039;&#039;: a fat Mexican lady who was highly criticized Although Espartaco 18 himself is a hypocrite&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MENTA&#039;&#039;&#039;: a mexican youtuber where he talks about hispanic lolcows who was threatened by the Espartaco faggots&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;El Ruinaversal&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican YouTuber and Simpsons fan who talks about things that happen in the news of Latin America and the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rob Paper&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican YouTuber who is dedicated to exposing bad people on the Internet and managed to humiliate Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;RosemariChanel&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A Girl Who Discovered And Exposed Spartacus 18&#039;s Discord Server Containing NSFW And Pedophile Content&lt;br /&gt;
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Now he came to talk about the faggots and friends of Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Richi Espinosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican lawyer and [[Naruto]] fan who is known for his stupid things he said in public videos either in school videos or on tik Tok and also for saying strange stupid things with the watermelon&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Momox&#039;&#039;&#039;: known for being a pedophile, apart from talking nonsense about being the next Mexican president of the United States, luckily he was left without a lawyer&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noxium&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mexican CP-loving pedophile who became loved by a sick community and known for harassing several internet users and also became allies of Espartaco luckily he was doxed by ruinaversal&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Richi Espinosa.jpg|Richi Espinosa&lt;br /&gt;
File:Momox.jpg|Momox&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noxium.jpg|Noxium&lt;br /&gt;
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==Memes and FanArt==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:LOL XD.jpg|Espartaco 18 vs El Traje Con Voz&lt;br /&gt;
File:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .jpg|Together with her boyfriend Richi Espinosa&lt;br /&gt;
File:NOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg| Espartaco 18 The Pedophile&lt;br /&gt;
File:Espartaco 18 in Anime.jpg|Version [[Dragon Ball]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dalas.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Espartaco 18 R.I.P.jpg|Espartaco 18 After being killed by El Ruinaversal&lt;br /&gt;
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==Documentary==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doomentio]] - They have compared him for the stupid things he did&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DFG]] - Even worse than Doomentio and Espartaco combined &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Virgin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]] - similar and their exaggerated fanaticisms&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - for their similarity of virginity&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Halo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Discord]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ytseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying_Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Incels]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{YouTube Ranters}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{manchild}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:How Not To Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Espartaco 18</title>
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{{Pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born:&#039;&#039;&#039;|April 18, 2001}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Real Name:&#039;&#039;&#039;|Roberto Carlos Mijarez Ayala}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;A.k.a:&#039;&#039;&#039;|R Spartan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexico]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg| 22px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The most recent on the list of hispanic [[Lol-cow|lolcows]] and a potential competitor for the throne as the new king of hispanic lolcows just behind [[Doomentio]]. He has everything one of these degenerates needs to become somewhat infamous: Self hatred because of his skin color,redpill ideology, acting like a successful businessman while still living with his mother, fondness for what youtubers do,being an honorary MexiAryan, being openly misogynistic, blocking everyone who reminds him of how retarded his takes are, etc. Espartaco has said multiple times he is leaving [[YouTube]], without ever actually doing it, &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039; (aka &#039;&#039;&#039;R Spartan&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Escuela de Excelencia&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco&#039;&#039;&#039; and other shitty names) He is a [[Mexico|Beaner]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]], [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[virgin with rage]], and [[Soccer|amateur soccer player]] who has been on the site since 2014. He initially dedicated himself to uploading reviews of [[Halo]] games before migrating to his current content mainly focused on opinions of today&#039;s society, supposed personal growth and the &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;red pill&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;, as of right now, he has about to have 18k subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
He has been a very controversial figure and became the target of ridicule in the hispanic comentary community, because of his opinions he is considered a [[lolcow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Youtube==&lt;br /&gt;
Imagine a more retarded, inbred, autistic, malnourished and brown version of Andrew Tate that&#039;s Espartaco, his content revolves around saying [[wimmins]] should absolutely want him despite being a complete and utter failure with no hope of ever making it out of either [[Mexico|Beanerland]] or his mother&#039;s basement.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===beginnings===&lt;br /&gt;
Roberto (aka Espartaco) was born on April 18, 2001, in [[Mexico|Borderhopperland]]. His childhood was defined by a lack of parental attention and being ignored by his biological father although this did not prevent Espartaco from idolizing him, who said that his father took him to watch toys and watch [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]] together. After his father&#039;s departure to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]], Espartaco put all the blame on his mother for not being a complete doormat so his father wouldnt had abandoned them, By [[2018]], his father came back and later died of unknown causes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between the ages of 16-17, he decided to drop out of high school acording to him it was what he had to do in order to start his career on YouTube. Although what really happened was that Spartacus failed several subjects, specifically the trigonometry exam for a third time and as a consequence he suffered an expulsion from school.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2018, Spartacus watches the [[World Cup 2010|2018 FIFA World Cup Russia]], becoming fascinated by this sport, as it was the closest thing to being a gladiator and from that day on he would begin training and practicing to become the captain of [[Spics|Real Madrid]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Beginnings on the Internet/Youtube===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Roberto has several channels, the first one had several names and was created at the end of [[2014]], this channel was better known as &#039;&#039;&#039;R. SPARTAN GOD BLUE&#039;&#039;&#039; before changing its name to &#039;&#039;&#039;R. SPARTAN&#039;&#039;&#039;, this channel had content about [[Halo]] and [[Star Wars]] mainly, but it was closed on September 9, 2021 for unknown reasons, this channel came to have almost 4,000 subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pendejo 18.jpg|thumb|failed attempt to be a god by espartaco 18]]&lt;br /&gt;
His second channel, R Spartan Reach, he used it to upload his Halo reviews, but he abandoned it at the beginning of 2023 to dedicate himself to the main channel, Espartaco 18, which was created on August 30, 2022.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Espartaco 18 and Halo.jpg|thumb|alt=LOL|Espartaco 18 and Halo LOL]]&lt;br /&gt;
Among the videos that stood out on the &#039;&#039;&#039;Espartaco 18&#039;&#039;&#039; channel were his criticisms of [[fat|Aimep3]] and his inspirations with [[incel|El Temach]] (a controversial Mexican influencer), as well as very controversial opinions on feminism, socialism and related topics. He gradually fell into a spiral with his opinions until he became completely misogynistic by being faithful to the misogynistic beliefs of the incel movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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===first drama===&lt;br /&gt;
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Espartaco was initially exposed by Rob Paper Sheet when he was sent a video in which Spartacus criticized him &amp;quot;for being inferior to Temach&amp;quot;. Rob reacted to his video and came across several questionable videos of gender ideologies, from there, he gained a lot of infamy and began to become known and since then, Spartacus dedicated several responses to Rob, the first video of Rob talking about Spartacus was uploaded on April 15, 2024.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pedophile 18===&lt;br /&gt;
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By the end of May 2024, a video from October 2022 was discovered in which he claimed to have dated a girl of about 13 years old when he was 20, a clip that left him in a very bad position, in addition to the fact that in the same video he called an 11-year-old girl &amp;quot;promiscuous&amp;quot; for going with another man, and that he was trying to accuse a 22-year-old guy from his soccer team of harassing a 13-year-old girl just by staring at her, this video had such an impact that some YouTubers such as [[The Ranting Community|Dalas Review]], [[Rant|Tommy Black]], [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]], [[the simpsons|El Ruinaversal]] and [[Lolcow|El Traje con Voz]] reacted to said video, and there were even people who compared him to [[Doomentio]] himself, stating that he could be even worse than him, given his controversial and crazy opinions.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Catfish===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Aleman.jpg|thumb|[[German]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the first week of June 2024, Spartacus was catfished three times, when he believed he was hooking up with an actress named Tasha Carrera, so they managed to dox him, which resulted in Spartacus making one final video admitting defeat and shutting down his channel on June 8th, 2024, as he claimed they had been harassing his mother and neighbors, On September 17, 2024, Espartaco was catfished again by an Argentine girl named Lulú, who also has a YouTube channel where she uploaded screenshots and audios that she sent to Espartaco to catfish him, and also, in a live broadcast, they made him believe that there was a stalker outside his house, it turned out that this was trolling by another YouTuber who talks a lot about him named El Tontito.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Interview with El Ruinaversal and closure of YouTube channel===&lt;br /&gt;
In June 2024, a YouTuber known as El Ruinaversal interviewed Espartaco, in which he tried to justify his comment that he was dating a 13-year-old girl and claimed to no longer think that way. Hours after the interview ended, Espartaco deleted his YouTube channel, then his Instagram and left the networks for a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doomentio vs Espartaco 18.jpg|thumb|Lolcow Fight: [[Doomentio]] vs Espartaco 18]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite having deleted the Espartaco 18 channel, another channel called Escuela de Excelencia was created just 4 days later, which was discovered again by El Ruinaversal while he was live at the end of June 2024. This channel follows the same content as the previous channel, although it currently only has a few videos, but had the comments disabled, until when he uploaded his video-response to Dalas Review (since on July 14, Dalas himself uploaded a video exposing it), he reactivated them.&lt;br /&gt;
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With Espartaco&#039; resentment at being left in a bad light in the interview, he decides to ally himself with those who doxxed Ruinaversal, these being [[CP|Noxium]] and [[Peluchin Entertainment|Neb]]. When this was made public, Espartaco privately told Ruinaversal that he had supposedly been threatened and that he no longer wanted anything to do with those users.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Espartaco 18 vs Dalas Review===&lt;br /&gt;
On August 6, Espartaco uploaded a video to his new channel saying that he already did the debate with Dalas, and that he will upload it part by part to his channel. On August 14, Dalas uploaded the entire debate to the main channel, and basically Espartaco was exposed again by trying to be evasive with his controversies and continue to release the same arguments from the videos where he was left in a bad light.&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 24, Escuela de Excelencia&#039;s channel was renamed to R Spartan God, and the next day, Espartaco uploaded his interview with Richi Espinosa.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The End Of Espartaco 18==&lt;br /&gt;
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After her catfishing, on November 3, 2024, a user named &#039;&#039;&#039;RosemariChanel&#039;&#039;&#039; revealed the existence of a [[Discord]] server belonging to El Pedofilo de Espartaco 18 in which he behaved as if it were a dictatorial regime under his command. It was learned that there were roles to identify underage users and that Espartaco even went so far as to ask them for photos. RosemariChanel herself would be expelled from the server when she revealed that she was of legal age. After this, several people joined together to make Espartaco different catfishes and trolls to the point where he finally decided to close the server, but not before having been exposed to everything he fell into and his delusional attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HAHAHAHAHAH BYE ESPARTACO 18.png|thumb|I&#039;ll fuck it up already, They literally fucked him up]]&lt;br /&gt;
By December 12, 2024, it was learned that near where Espartaco lived, a banner had been placed where he was exposed for having confessed in an old video of his having had romantic relationships with a couple of his students who were minors while he worked as a soccer coach. Although it was rumored that it was removed shortly after, he had now been exposed in public and 8 days later he would delete his R Spartan God channel; shortly after he would do the same with Fútbol Gladiador, apparently disappearing now once and for all from the Internet. It was said that due to this event his mother kicked him out of the house and sent him to live with his brother; but it is not confirmed. (I hope it is worldwide).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Enemies of Espartaco 18==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
I think it&#039;s time to talk about the enemies of Espartaco 18 and after talking about them we will later talk about the friends of Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dalas Review&#039;&#039;&#039;: a youtuber and streamer from Spain who is dedicated to debates&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aimep3&#039;&#039;&#039;: a fat Mexican lady who was highly criticized Although Espartaco 18 himself is a hypocrite&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MENTA&#039;&#039;&#039;: a mexican youtuber where he talks about hispanic lolcows who was threatened by the Espartaco faggots&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;El Ruinaversal&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican YouTuber and Simpsons fan who talks about things that happen in the news of Latin America and the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rob Paper&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican YouTuber who is dedicated to exposing bad people on the Internet and managed to humiliate Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;RosemariChanel&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A Girl Who Discovered And Exposed Spartacus 18&#039;s Discord Server Containing NSFW And Pedophile Content&lt;br /&gt;
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Now he came to talk about the faggots and friends of Espartaco&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Richi Espinosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Mexican lawyer and [[Naruto]] fan who is known for his stupid things he said in public videos either in school videos or on tik Tok and also for saying strange stupid things with the watermelon&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Momox&#039;&#039;&#039;: known for being a pedophile, apart from talking nonsense about being the next Mexican president of the United States, luckily he was left without a lawyer&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noxium&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mexican CP-loving pedophile who became loved by a sick community and known for harassing several internet users and also became allies of Espartaco luckily he was doxed by ruinaversal&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
File:Richi Espinosa.jpg|Richi Espinosa&lt;br /&gt;
File:Momox.jpg|Momox&lt;br /&gt;
File:Noxium.jpg|Noxium&lt;br /&gt;
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==Memes and FanArt==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:LOL XD.jpg|Espartaco 18 vs El Traje Con Voz&lt;br /&gt;
File:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .jpg|Together with her boyfriend Richi Espinosa&lt;br /&gt;
File:NOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg| Espartaco 18 The Pedophile&lt;br /&gt;
File:Espartaco 18 in Anime.jpg|Version [[Dragon Ball]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dalas.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Espartaco 18 R.I.P.jpg|Espartaco 18 After being killed by El Ruinaversal&lt;br /&gt;
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==Documentary==&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;K7dJlSIIMG0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doomentio]] - They have compared him for the stupid things he did&lt;br /&gt;
* [[DFG]] - Even worse than Doomentio and Espartaco combined &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Virgin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]] - similar and their exaggerated fanaticisms&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - for their similarity of virginity&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Halo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Discord]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying_Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Incels]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{YouTube Ranters}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{manchild}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:How Not To Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Brazilian school attacks</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-17T00:00:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Brazilian Columbine */&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[File:Guilherme Taucci Monteiro.jpg|100px|link=Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;color:#803e37;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Brazilian school attackers are yet more [[retarded]] [[school shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won&#039;t shut the fuck up about [[Suzano school shooting|D33ployyyzz ins4n3&#039;s carnage]]. You can help these type people by reminding them that becoming a [[School shooter|disciple]] will go [[Luluzinho|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Suzano|Guilherme]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Medianeira School Shooting|the Mondrone school shooters]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Brazilian school attacks&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|December 11, 1995 - The heat death of the universe}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Brazilian]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 47, injured 90}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Wellington, Guilherme, Samuel, Marcos, Christian, Flávio, Edmar, Robério, David)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Much like [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[E&amp;amp;D]], and [[Elliot Rodger]], [[Suzano]] has spawned countless autistic fanatics that have carried out school attacks, both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. However, the origin of all this was not Suzano, but decades ago in 2003 with a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
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== A lesson of history on Brazilian school attackers==&lt;br /&gt;
At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that&#039;s not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas. In fact it was in 1971 and 2002, but who got more lulz was our friend Edmar and his rampage.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Love isn&#039;t in the air anymore ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Christian Hartmann}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChristianHartmann.png|thumb|left|100px|Brazilian-german dude]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 11th, 1995, in the city of São Paulo, [[Lie|PSL god]] and the son of aeronaut, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, &#039;&#039;&#039;Christian Hartmann&#039;&#039;&#039;, 21-years-old, after he knew that his ex, Renata Alves was with other man, entered the Polytechnic School of the University of São Paulo, and shot her to death and also wounded the boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, in a computer science lab, before he [[an hero]] by giving himself a gun brainwash, ending all his small rampage.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Farmer&#039;s Rampage===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Robério Souza de Oliveira}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:272549059 33d4416e-40dd-4a9d-9481-1831ac0ac4a4.png|thumb|left|100px|Photo where Robério looks like Gabriel, but with a notable farmer hump.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 6, 2001, in Macaubas, an 18-year-old farmer named Robério Souza [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|de Oliveira]] went to his old school with a shotgun where he was expelled for being [[Retard|annoying]] in [[Columbine|1999]], and shot the teacher he was in love with, And Injured 7 NPC, then he escaped and Anheroes in the head on a hill surrounded by [[Pigs|cops]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme]] Prequel===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|No face published due to his retribution]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok, I swear this is not a meme an actually happened. On October 28, 2002, in the city of Jaguaribe, an unidentified 17-year-old &amp;quot;[[Supreme Gentleman|supreme gentleboy]]&amp;quot; by the curious initials of &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Elliot Rodger|E.R.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; went E.R. at the [[Incel|Sigma]] School, killing two girls that had bullied him before turning himself in to cops. One of the first known school attacks in Brazilian history, and one of the most curious, because of the names and victims. Probably this forgotten school shooting would be a meme on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]] and many TCC kids would make their version.&lt;br /&gt;
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===the fat man of revenge===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Edmar Aparecido Freitas}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Edmar2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|will be the first professional shooter Columbine Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge&#039;s office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.&lt;br /&gt;
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Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Virginia Tech in Brazil===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Wellington Menezes de Oliveira}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wellington_Menezes_de_Oliveira3.jpg|thumb|left|100px|I am the reincarnation of the Korean from Virginia Tech.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout &amp;quot;YEEHAW!&amp;quot; and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.&lt;br /&gt;
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When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil&#039;s history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Even younger than [[Jose Betts|The Meximbiner]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Mota Nogueira.jpg|thumb|left|100px|That suit and that expression look a lot like the [[David Sonboly|German shooter]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a boy with only 10-years-old, shot his teacher with some sort of handgun, then fled the classroom and fatally wounded himself by giving himself a brainwash. &lt;br /&gt;
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On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, surviving but David died hours later in the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother &amp;quot;Would you miss me if something happened to me?&amp;quot; Did a school shooting at 10 years old only...&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Never let your enemy know your next move ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|He on 2016, after doing a family killing]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PATNCCTV.jpeg|thumb|right|100px|2013&#039;s gameplay footage]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 12, 2013, in Altamira, 16-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Wikipedia:Patrick Nogueira|François Patrick Nogueira Gouveia]]&#039;&#039;&#039; (AKA: &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Nogueira&#039;&#039;&#039;), after his biology teacher, 23-year-old Carlos Alberto Conceição called him a [[true|faggot]], gave him bad grades and had a verbal quarrel with him, Patrick drew a pen knife and stabs him in the neck and belly, while he was with his back turned, distracted, wounding him before getting V&amp;amp; and serving 45 days in youth prison and six months on the nuthouse. Later, on August 17, 2016, after he moved to [[Spain]] and had several quarrels with his uncles, he killed them by the same method as he stabbed the teacher, but with more effectiveness and with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some detached house in Pioz, before dismembering the bodies and putting them in black trash bags. He was V&amp;amp; for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene. Patrick along with a few high scorers are the only ones who played the game 2 times or more in their lives, using the same character.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The unknown one ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2017BrazilianSchoolShooter (1).jpg|thumb|left|150px|Like [[Nicholas Prosper|Nich]], with glasses on]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On day October 20, 2017,J.C.A.M , a bullied 14-year-old student, armed with a Taurus PT100 handgun, property from his father, a police officer, stormed in his classroom, killing 2 students and wounding 4 more before he wanted to an hero by brainwash, but a teacher convinced him not to do it, so he dropped the gun and was V&amp;amp;. Besides he&#039;s walking free since 2020, the 14-year-old was also inspired by Wellington and the [[Columbine|martyrs of school doom]]. He explained that he was obsessed with die führer, [[Adolf Hitler]] and his ideologies.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== First Columbiners in Brazil ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Medianeira School Shooting}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Medianeira School Shooting Eric Harris.jpg|thumb|left|150px|And you thought fat Eric Harris was a meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 28th, 2018, 2 15-year-old students, one being fat Eric Harris and the other being Dylan Harris (dressed in Black and White, being the secondary character), who both glorified columbine and tried to replicate the shooting using a brazilian Derringer named &amp;quot;Garrucha&amp;quot;, several knives and using homemade explosives. They were victims of bullying being this the motive behind this unsurprising attack that only managed to wound 2 students, one in the leg and the other in the back until the military police came to V&amp;amp; them. Both of them, They resisted arrest and threw a few of his shitty explosives at them, wounding nobody before they put the hands up, surrendered and V&amp;amp;. Even the Suzano shooter, Guilherme, laughed at them before he committed the following incident.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Brazilian Columbine ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Suzano School Shooting}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Monteiro.png|thumb|left|100px|Oh yes Niggers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Realizing they both were going to die as virgin wagecucks, Guilherme convinced his [[Buttbuddy|buttbuddy]] Luiz that they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of another retard following on their footsteps and watch them from the afterlife like their heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle&#039;s car, they drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot it up and leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from his fellow brazilmutts while drawing his gun. Then, he started shooting everytone on sight, only pwning two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio looking for some more victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and finishing off the injured with a hatchet. For some reason these retards brought a single .38 caliber revolver for the two of them, so they resorted to punching random girls. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn&#039;t use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn&#039;t go off) and eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor. In the photo of Guilherme&#039;s body, you can see he was wearing the infamous SIEGE™ mask, which led to it becoming the [[Natalie Rupnow|KMFDM shirt]] for Brazilian school attackers.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== How many did I score? 5? ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:FKM.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Yes, you scored 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 4, 2021, 18-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Fabiano Kipper Mai&#039;&#039;&#039; stormed a early childhood school, amred with a Red Guardian Ninja Sword, killing 3 children, a teacher and a staff member and wounded a teacher before he slashed his throat, severely wounded himself. After his lame mass killing, he asked &amp;quot;How many did i kill? Did i kill 5?. His motive was the Misanthropy, because he was a loner at school and was moderately bullied.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Emo&#039;s chimpout ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Henrique Lira Trad}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Henri.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Hello Guys.]] &lt;br /&gt;
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan, Otaku and edgelord from Portumexico, who decided to gear up with his leather jacket, [[Max Porta|crossbow]]s (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police and beat his russian waifu [[Timur Bekmansurov|Timur]]; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher&#039;s lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn&#039;t get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn&#039;t a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student&#039;s nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who bravely responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). The worst part was when a teacher subdued this faggot with her flip flops on. Henrique got cucked in so many ways that even William&#039;s ashes could roll in laugh in the jar.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Emo&#039;s chimpout 2: Electric Boogaloo ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Isaac Chagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:IsaacChagas.png|thumb|left|150px|How a e-boy looks at you]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 26, 2022, some 14-year-old Emo, Nazi and Sucksano fanboy by the name of Isaac Silva Chagas, broke into his school with a machete and a revolver from his dad, and [[pussy|cowardly]] killed a cripple student, before he received instant karma, when a man shot him in the back, seriously wounding him and crippled him. Isaac also took a shitton of photos with the infamous SIEGE mask™. Isaac is also [[Kosta Kecmanovic|another]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|victim]] [[Jeffrey Dahmer|of]] [[Retard|retarded]] [[Eric Harris|fangirls]]. So kids, don&#039;t kill cripples or you will receive a tablespoon of instant karma.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== SIEGE™ Mask, again===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|thumb|left|100px|NAZI LATINO BRENTON.]] &lt;br /&gt;
on November 25 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V&amp;amp; while relaxing after a hard day&#039;s work in his home after his car plate was recorded.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Max Portão===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Guilherme Reis}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Guilherme_Reis.jpg|thumb|left|100px|FUCK YOU.]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme &#039;&#039;Rice&#039;&#039;, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING [[SIEGE™ Mask]], like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Max Porta]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, who&#039;s attack was similar (except &#039;&#039;&#039;Porta&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;s chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn&#039;t manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V&amp;amp; by the cops. Are you happy now? You only [[Nino Luciano|kill a geezer]], idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The elevator boxer ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LuizHDL.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Am i a good boxer sir?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 5, 2023, 25-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Luiz Henrique de Lima&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a tomahawk axe and a butterfly knife, stormed inside a daycare in Blumenau, by jumping a wall before going into a killing spree, targeting toddlers and children, killing 4 and wounding 5 before he was V&amp;amp;. One CCTV video from an elevator captured Luiz, shadow-boxing, like a [[Noob|professional]] boxer. Luiz also, was a druggie, being arrested for possession of narcotics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 13-year-old edgelord ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Muryllo Martins}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MurylloMartins2.png|thumb|left|100px|At least you didn&#039;t use the SIEGE™ mask]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 11, 2023, 6 days after Luiz&#039;s carnage, another 13-year-old edgelord by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Muryllo Martins&#039;&#039;&#039;, entered his school in Santa Tereza de Goiás, at 8:00 A.M., storming in his classroom and slashing 3 classmates, all being wounded, before he was V&amp;amp;. In &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Twitter&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;X&#039;&#039;&#039;, Muryllo, by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bugado[[NPC]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, posted edgy comments and also posted photos where he has knives and even a air rifle. This stabbing was almost forgotten, but didn&#039;t because apart from the name reveal and the edgy tweets made, he was allegedly a Sucksano copycat, like Guilherme, so it counts in this article. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Guilherme Eduardo Atchisson ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MarcosVinicius.png|thumb|left|100px|He looks like an ISIS terrorist]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 19, 2023, 21-year-old former student &#039;&#039;&#039;Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a .38 caliber revolver, stormed inside the Colégio Estadual Professora Helena Kolody, in Cambé, pwning 2 16-year-old students, one female and the other one male before he was V&amp;amp;. After being V&amp;amp;, just 2 days during his custody, he an heroed  in his cell. He did it because he wanted a revenge on bullying and also wanted to copycat sucksano, making himself another [[William Atchison]], being cucked this time by a physiotherapist, disarming him before he tried to [[Breivik|fake being an officer]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Faggot with rage ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Luluzinho}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LuluzinhoFemboy.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Of course he wants a big juicy dick]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On October 23rd, 2023, a [[Femboy]] and [[gay]] 17-year-old [[E-girls and e-boys|e-celebrity]], tired of being called a faggot, and with the desire to copycat sucksano, brought a .38 caliber revolver to school, like most of the brazilian school shooters and wounded 2 classmates in his class before he went to the staircase and shot Giovanna [[Cow|Bezerra]], a 17-year-old posh bitch in the back of the head, killing her before he was V&amp;amp;. Luluzinho, who was before the shootings, was recorded in the street, getting laid with another faggot. He also did several threats of committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]], in a group in [[Discord]], catching the e-pigs off guard, not like [[Colt Gray|other people who actually got a better score]]. Obviously, you will never become like [[Patrick Purdy|Purdyfag]], loser.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== D88ploy ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:D88PLOY.png|thumb|left|100px|Did you seriously pussied out at last moment?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 14, 2024, in the shithole of Barcelos, Amazonia, a 14-year-old former student nicknamed online as &#039;&#039;&#039;D88Ploy&#039;&#039;&#039;, invaded the &#039;&#039;&#039;Padre João Badalotti State School&#039;&#039;&#039; carrying out a knife and a homemade bomb, [[fail|harming none, killing none and only causing chaos]], only to be V&amp;amp;, cause he made a shitty attack. On X, he posted several pictures with the infamous and cringy [[SIEGE™ Mask]], being another Sucksano copycat, this one failed at last moment. The name, D88ploy, was inspired by the username of Guilherme Taucci on Youtube. This foiled attack was forgotten forever to the annals of brazilian school attack history due to being on Brazil, where this last years it became so common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Motive remains unknown ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SamuelSA.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You appeared from the shadows or what?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On October 18, 2024, 14-year-old brainiac student &#039;&#039;&#039;Samuel Santana Andrade&#039;&#039;&#039;, took his father&#039;s .38 caliber revolver and stormed with it in class, killing 3 classmates, thus being 2 girls and a boy. After he committed the triple murder, he decided to sit down in a chair and [[an hero]] by Revolver mouthwash, ending all the shooting, similarly like [[Federico Guevara Elizondo|Fede]], but used a .38 and died at the spot, like his 3 victims. Samuel, who spawned from the nowhere to wreck havoc, didn&#039;t left a clear motive behind the shooting, and one hypothesis says that he supposedly committed it out of jealousy.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Women can&#039;t score ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LYSS.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You can&#039;t shoot shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 17, 2024, some 19-year-old baddie from Natal, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a .38 caliber revolver, shot her teacher, wounding a classmate, before she was V&amp;amp;. The shooter planned to kill 10 people, but her plan was ultimately failed because she pussied out. Yet another proof on why women can&#039;t score. She was also mentioned in [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon Henderson&#039;s]] diary and was compared to [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== KING OF THE CUCKS (Brazil only) ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Flávio.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Life is hard, kid. Let the adults [[School shooting|solve this like adults]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Flávio Medeiros&#039;&#039;&#039;, aka &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Printer Cuck&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having an [[Sex|affair]] with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of the Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he headed to the city&#039;s road and after all drama caused, he finally [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[Door Cuck]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ancient muslim Cuck]] and other cucks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Another brazilian [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi.png|thumb|left|150px|The 9-year-old killed by this faggot. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rest in Peace, king&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Another day in Brazil, another brazilian shitty school attack. This time, a 16-year-old teen, whose ideas were carry out the third portuspic [[Adam Lanza]], entered inside the &#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Nascimento Giacomazzi State School&#039;&#039;&#039;, and asked a teacher to go to the bathroom to piss. In fact, he didn&#039;t want to take a piss, he lied that teacher. After he exited, some few minutes later, he threw several firecrackers, like he thought he was [[Sebastian Bosse|Bosse]] and stormed inside a classroom, sadly killing 9-year-old Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi and wounding his teacher and another classmate before he was disarmed, like LiraTrad, and subdued by another staff member [[Lol|with a shovel]], before police V&amp;amp;d him. It was reported that the 16-year-old Lanza wannabe attacker had [[Batshit insane|mental problems]], so, this faggot would enter to a nuthouse for the rest of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== High Score List ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let&#039;s see who [[Kill|IRL Permabanned]] the most NPCs in one list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
!&lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER&lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS&lt;br /&gt;
! FAILED&lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO&lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR&lt;br /&gt;
! METHOD&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#1bff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Rio de Janeiro.png|24px|Rio de Janeiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 12&lt;br /&gt;
| 22&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#70ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 8&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| Y, Y (suicide pact)&lt;br /&gt;
| 2019&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS, Co-op&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#80ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Fabiano Kipper Mai&lt;br /&gt;
| 5&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N (Attempted)&lt;br /&gt;
| 2021&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#90ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#a2ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Luiz Henrique de Lima&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| 5&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#b1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Samuel Santana Andrade&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]&lt;br /&gt;
| J.C.A.M&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2017&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| E.R.&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2002&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| Y (in custody)&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Guilherme Reis]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Luluzinho]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Sul.png|24px|Rio Grande do Sul]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Anonymous 16-year-old teen&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Christian Hartmann]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 1995&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag_of_Paraíba.png|24px|Paraíba]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Flávio Medeiros&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Isaac Chagas|Isaac Silva Chagas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#eeff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 8&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2003&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#eeff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Robério Souza de Oliveira]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 7&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2001&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Henrique Lira Trad]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS, Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Muryllo Martins]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Anonymous Students]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| N, N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2018&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS, Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash, Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| David Mota Nogueira&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Pará.png|24px|Pará]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Patrick Nogueira&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Norte.png|24px|Rio Grande do Norte]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Amazonas.png|24px|Amazonas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Anonymous 14-year-old teenager&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash, Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Other murderous losers&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Chobots]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Columbine Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Copycat killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Fandom killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Pekka Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Rupnow&#039;s simp faction]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brazil]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[School Shooting]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Anheroes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Brazilian school attacks</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Brazilian Columbine */&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;color:#803e37;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Brazilian school attackers are yet more [[retarded]] [[school shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won&#039;t shut the fuck up about [[Suzano school shooting|D33ployyyzz ins4n3&#039;s carnage]]. You can help these type people by reminding them that becoming a [[School shooter|disciple]] will go [[Luluzinho|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Suzano|Guilherme]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Medianeira School Shooting|the Mondrone school shooters]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Brazilian school attacks&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|December 11, 1995 - The heat death of the universe}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Brazilian]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 47, injured 90}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Wellington, Guilherme, Samuel, Marcos, Christian, Flávio, Edmar, Robério, David)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Much like [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[E&amp;amp;D]], and [[Elliot Rodger]], [[Suzano]] has spawned countless autistic fanatics that have carried out school attacks, both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. However, the origin of all this was not Suzano, but decades ago in 2003 with a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
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== A lesson of history on Brazilian school attackers==&lt;br /&gt;
At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that&#039;s not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas. In fact it was in 1971 and 2002, but who got more lulz was our friend Edmar and his rampage.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Love isn&#039;t in the air anymore ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Christian Hartmann}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChristianHartmann.png|thumb|left|100px|Brazilian-german dude]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 11th, 1995, in the city of São Paulo, [[Lie|PSL god]] and the son of aeronaut, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, &#039;&#039;&#039;Christian Hartmann&#039;&#039;&#039;, 21-years-old, after he knew that his ex, Renata Alves was with other man, entered the Polytechnic School of the University of São Paulo, and shot her to death and also wounded the boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, in a computer science lab, before he [[an hero]] by giving himself a gun brainwash, ending all his small rampage.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Farmer&#039;s Rampage===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Robério Souza de Oliveira}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:272549059 33d4416e-40dd-4a9d-9481-1831ac0ac4a4.png|thumb|left|100px|Photo where Robério looks like Gabriel, but with a notable farmer hump.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 6, 2001, in Macaubas, an 18-year-old farmer named Robério Souza [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|de Oliveira]] went to his old school with a shotgun where he was expelled for being [[Retard|annoying]] in [[Columbine|1999]], and shot the teacher he was in love with, And Injured 7 NPC, then he escaped and Anheroes in the head on a hill surrounded by [[Pigs|cops]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme]] Prequel===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|No face published due to his retribution]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok, I swear this is not a meme an actually happened. On October 28, 2002, in the city of Jaguaribe, an unidentified 17-year-old &amp;quot;[[Supreme Gentleman|supreme gentleboy]]&amp;quot; by the curious initials of &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Elliot Rodger|E.R.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; went E.R. at the [[Incel|Sigma]] School, killing two girls that had bullied him before turning himself in to cops. One of the first known school attacks in Brazilian history, and one of the most curious, because of the names and victims. Probably this forgotten school shooting would be a meme on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]] and many TCC kids would make their version.&lt;br /&gt;
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===the fat man of revenge===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Edmar Aparecido Freitas}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Edmar2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|will be the first professional shooter Columbine Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge&#039;s office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.&lt;br /&gt;
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Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Virginia Tech in Brazil===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Wellington Menezes de Oliveira}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wellington_Menezes_de_Oliveira3.jpg|thumb|left|100px|I am the reincarnation of the Korean from Virginia Tech.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout &amp;quot;YEEHAW!&amp;quot; and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.&lt;br /&gt;
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When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil&#039;s history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Even younger than [[Jose Betts|The Meximbiner]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Mota Nogueira.jpg|thumb|left|100px|That suit and that expression look a lot like the [[David Sonboly|German shooter]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a boy with only 10-years-old, shot his teacher with some sort of handgun, then fled the classroom and fatally wounded himself by giving himself a brainwash. &lt;br /&gt;
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On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, surviving but David died hours later in the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother &amp;quot;Would you miss me if something happened to me?&amp;quot; Did a school shooting at 10 years old only...&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Never let your enemy know your next move ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|He on 2016, after doing a family killing]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PATNCCTV.jpeg|thumb|right|100px|2013&#039;s gameplay footage]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 12, 2013, in Altamira, 16-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Wikipedia:Patrick Nogueira|François Patrick Nogueira Gouveia]]&#039;&#039;&#039; (AKA: &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Nogueira&#039;&#039;&#039;), after his biology teacher, 23-year-old Carlos Alberto Conceição called him a [[true|faggot]], gave him bad grades and had a verbal quarrel with him, Patrick drew a pen knife and stabs him in the neck and belly, while he was with his back turned, distracted, wounding him before getting V&amp;amp; and serving 45 days in youth prison and six months on the nuthouse. Later, on August 17, 2016, after he moved to [[Spain]] and had several quarrels with his uncles, he killed them by the same method as he stabbed the teacher, but with more effectiveness and with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some detached house in Pioz, before dismembering the bodies and putting them in black trash bags. He was V&amp;amp; for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene. Patrick along with a few high scorers are the only ones who played the game 2 times or more in their lives, using the same character.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The unknown one ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2017BrazilianSchoolShooter (1).jpg|thumb|left|150px|Like [[Nicholas Prosper|Nich]], with glasses on]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On day October 20, 2017,J.C.A.M , a bullied 14-year-old student, armed with a Taurus PT100 handgun, property from his father, a police officer, stormed in his classroom, killing 2 students and wounding 4 more before he wanted to an hero by brainwash, but a teacher convinced him not to do it, so he dropped the gun and was V&amp;amp;. Besides he&#039;s walking free since 2020, the 14-year-old was also inspired by Wellington and the [[Columbine|martyrs of school doom]]. He explained that he was obsessed with die führer, [[Adolf Hitler]] and his ideologies.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== First Columbiners in Brazil ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Medianeira School Shooting}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Medianeira School Shooting Eric Harris.jpg|thumb|left|150px|And you thought fat Eric Harris was a meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 28th, 2018, 2 15-year-old students, one being fat Eric Harris and the other being Dylan Harris (dressed in Black and White, being the secondary character), who both glorified columbine and tried to replicate the shooting using a brazilian Derringer named &amp;quot;Garrucha&amp;quot;, several knives and using homemade explosives. They were victims of bullying being this the motive behind this unsurprising attack that only managed to wound 2 students, one in the leg and the other in the back until the military police came to V&amp;amp; them. Both of them, They resisted arrest and threw a few of his shitty explosives at them, wounding nobody before they put the hands up, surrendered and V&amp;amp;. Even the Suzano shooter, Guilherme, laughed at them before he committed the following incident.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Brazilian Columbine ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Suzano School Shooting}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Monteiro.png|thumb|left|100px|Oh yes Niggers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Realizing they both were going to die as virgin wagecucks, Guilherme convinced his [[Buttbuddy|buttbuddy]] Luiz that they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of another retard following on their footsteps and watch them from the afterlife like their heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle&#039;s car, they drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot it up and leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from their fellow brazilmutts while drawing his gun. Then, he started shooting everytone on sight, only pwning two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio looking for some more victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and finishing off the injured with a hatchet. For some reason these retards brought a single .38 caliber revolver for the two of them, so they resorted to punching random girls. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn&#039;t use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn&#039;t go off). Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor. In the photo of Guilherme&#039;s body, you can see he was wearing the infamous SIEGE™ mask, which led to it becoming the [[Natalie Rupnow|KMFDM shirt]] for Brazilian school attackers.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== How many did I score? 5? ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:FKM.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Yes, you scored 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 4, 2021, 18-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Fabiano Kipper Mai&#039;&#039;&#039; stormed a early childhood school, amred with a Red Guardian Ninja Sword, killing 3 children, a teacher and a staff member and wounded a teacher before he slashed his throat, severely wounded himself. After his lame mass killing, he asked &amp;quot;How many did i kill? Did i kill 5?. His motive was the Misanthropy, because he was a loner at school and was moderately bullied.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Emo&#039;s chimpout ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Henrique Lira Trad}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Henri.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Hello Guys.]] &lt;br /&gt;
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan, Otaku and edgelord from Portumexico, who decided to gear up with his leather jacket, [[Max Porta|crossbow]]s (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police and beat his russian waifu [[Timur Bekmansurov|Timur]]; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher&#039;s lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn&#039;t get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn&#039;t a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student&#039;s nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who bravely responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). The worst part was when a teacher subdued this faggot with her flip flops on. Henrique got cucked in so many ways that even William&#039;s ashes could roll in laugh in the jar.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Emo&#039;s chimpout 2: Electric Boogaloo ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Isaac Chagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:IsaacChagas.png|thumb|left|150px|How a e-boy looks at you]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 26, 2022, some 14-year-old Emo, Nazi and Sucksano fanboy by the name of Isaac Silva Chagas, broke into his school with a machete and a revolver from his dad, and [[pussy|cowardly]] killed a cripple student, before he received instant karma, when a man shot him in the back, seriously wounding him and crippled him. Isaac also took a shitton of photos with the infamous SIEGE mask™. Isaac is also [[Kosta Kecmanovic|another]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|victim]] [[Jeffrey Dahmer|of]] [[Retard|retarded]] [[Eric Harris|fangirls]]. So kids, don&#039;t kill cripples or you will receive a tablespoon of instant karma.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== SIEGE™ Mask, again===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|thumb|left|100px|NAZI LATINO BRENTON.]] &lt;br /&gt;
on November 25 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V&amp;amp; while relaxing after a hard day&#039;s work in his home after his car plate was recorded.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Max Portão===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Guilherme Reis}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Guilherme_Reis.jpg|thumb|left|100px|FUCK YOU.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme &#039;&#039;Rice&#039;&#039;, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING [[SIEGE™ Mask]], like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Max Porta]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, who&#039;s attack was similar (except &#039;&#039;&#039;Porta&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;s chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn&#039;t manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V&amp;amp; by the cops. Are you happy now? You only [[Nino Luciano|kill a geezer]], idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The elevator boxer ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LuizHDL.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Am i a good boxer sir?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 5, 2023, 25-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Luiz Henrique de Lima&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a tomahawk axe and a butterfly knife, stormed inside a daycare in Blumenau, by jumping a wall before going into a killing spree, targeting toddlers and children, killing 4 and wounding 5 before he was V&amp;amp;. One CCTV video from an elevator captured Luiz, shadow-boxing, like a [[Noob|professional]] boxer. Luiz also, was a druggie, being arrested for possession of narcotics.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 13-year-old edgelord ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Muryllo Martins}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MurylloMartins2.png|thumb|left|100px|At least you didn&#039;t use the SIEGE™ mask]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 11, 2023, 6 days after Luiz&#039;s carnage, another 13-year-old edgelord by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Muryllo Martins&#039;&#039;&#039;, entered his school in Santa Tereza de Goiás, at 8:00 A.M., storming in his classroom and slashing 3 classmates, all being wounded, before he was V&amp;amp;. In &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Twitter&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;X&#039;&#039;&#039;, Muryllo, by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bugado[[NPC]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, posted edgy comments and also posted photos where he has knives and even a air rifle. This stabbing was almost forgotten, but didn&#039;t because apart from the name reveal and the edgy tweets made, he was allegedly a Sucksano copycat, like Guilherme, so it counts in this article. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Guilherme Eduardo Atchisson ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MarcosVinicius.png|thumb|left|100px|He looks like an ISIS terrorist]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 19, 2023, 21-year-old former student &#039;&#039;&#039;Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a .38 caliber revolver, stormed inside the Colégio Estadual Professora Helena Kolody, in Cambé, pwning 2 16-year-old students, one female and the other one male before he was V&amp;amp;. After being V&amp;amp;, just 2 days during his custody, he an heroed  in his cell. He did it because he wanted a revenge on bullying and also wanted to copycat sucksano, making himself another [[William Atchison]], being cucked this time by a physiotherapist, disarming him before he tried to [[Breivik|fake being an officer]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Faggot with rage ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Luluzinho}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LuluzinhoFemboy.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Of course he wants a big juicy dick]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On October 23rd, 2023, a [[Femboy]] and [[gay]] 17-year-old [[E-girls and e-boys|e-celebrity]], tired of being called a faggot, and with the desire to copycat sucksano, brought a .38 caliber revolver to school, like most of the brazilian school shooters and wounded 2 classmates in his class before he went to the staircase and shot Giovanna [[Cow|Bezerra]], a 17-year-old posh bitch in the back of the head, killing her before he was V&amp;amp;. Luluzinho, who was before the shootings, was recorded in the street, getting laid with another faggot. He also did several threats of committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]], in a group in [[Discord]], catching the e-pigs off guard, not like [[Colt Gray|other people who actually got a better score]]. Obviously, you will never become like [[Patrick Purdy|Purdyfag]], loser.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== D88ploy ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:D88PLOY.png|thumb|left|100px|Did you seriously pussied out at last moment?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 14, 2024, in the shithole of Barcelos, Amazonia, a 14-year-old former student nicknamed online as &#039;&#039;&#039;D88Ploy&#039;&#039;&#039;, invaded the &#039;&#039;&#039;Padre João Badalotti State School&#039;&#039;&#039; carrying out a knife and a homemade bomb, [[fail|harming none, killing none and only causing chaos]], only to be V&amp;amp;, cause he made a shitty attack. On X, he posted several pictures with the infamous and cringy [[SIEGE™ Mask]], being another Sucksano copycat, this one failed at last moment. The name, D88ploy, was inspired by the username of Guilherme Taucci on Youtube. This foiled attack was forgotten forever to the annals of brazilian school attack history due to being on Brazil, where this last years it became so common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Motive remains unknown ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SamuelSA.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You appeared from the shadows or what?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On October 18, 2024, 14-year-old brainiac student &#039;&#039;&#039;Samuel Santana Andrade&#039;&#039;&#039;, took his father&#039;s .38 caliber revolver and stormed with it in class, killing 3 classmates, thus being 2 girls and a boy. After he committed the triple murder, he decided to sit down in a chair and [[an hero]] by Revolver mouthwash, ending all the shooting, similarly like [[Federico Guevara Elizondo|Fede]], but used a .38 and died at the spot, like his 3 victims. Samuel, who spawned from the nowhere to wreck havoc, didn&#039;t left a clear motive behind the shooting, and one hypothesis says that he supposedly committed it out of jealousy.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Women can&#039;t score ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LYSS.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You can&#039;t shoot shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 17, 2024, some 19-year-old baddie from Natal, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a .38 caliber revolver, shot her teacher, wounding a classmate, before she was V&amp;amp;. The shooter planned to kill 10 people, but her plan was ultimately failed because she pussied out. Yet another proof on why women can&#039;t score. She was also mentioned in [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon Henderson&#039;s]] diary and was compared to [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== KING OF THE CUCKS (Brazil only) ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Flávio.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Life is hard, kid. Let the adults [[School shooting|solve this like adults]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Flávio Medeiros&#039;&#039;&#039;, aka &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Printer Cuck&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;, armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having an [[Sex|affair]] with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of the Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he headed to the city&#039;s road and after all drama caused, he finally [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[Door Cuck]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ancient muslim Cuck]] and other cucks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Another brazilian [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi.png|thumb|left|150px|The 9-year-old killed by this faggot. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rest in Peace, king&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Another day in Brazil, another brazilian shitty school attack. This time, a 16-year-old teen, whose ideas were carry out the third portuspic [[Adam Lanza]], entered inside the &#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Nascimento Giacomazzi State School&#039;&#039;&#039;, and asked a teacher to go to the bathroom to piss. In fact, he didn&#039;t want to take a piss, he lied that teacher. After he exited, some few minutes later, he threw several firecrackers, like he thought he was [[Sebastian Bosse|Bosse]] and stormed inside a classroom, sadly killing 9-year-old Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi and wounding his teacher and another classmate before he was disarmed, like LiraTrad, and subdued by another staff member [[Lol|with a shovel]], before police V&amp;amp;d him. It was reported that the 16-year-old Lanza wannabe attacker had [[Batshit insane|mental problems]], so, this faggot would enter to a nuthouse for the rest of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== High Score List ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let&#039;s see who [[Kill|IRL Permabanned]] the most NPCs in one list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
!&lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER&lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS&lt;br /&gt;
! FAILED&lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO&lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR&lt;br /&gt;
! METHOD&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#1bff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Rio de Janeiro.png|24px|Rio de Janeiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 12&lt;br /&gt;
| 22&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#70ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 8&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| Y, Y (suicide pact)&lt;br /&gt;
| 2019&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS, Co-op&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#80ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Fabiano Kipper Mai&lt;br /&gt;
| 5&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N (Attempted)&lt;br /&gt;
| 2021&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#90ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#a2ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Luiz Henrique de Lima&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| 5&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#b1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Samuel Santana Andrade&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]&lt;br /&gt;
| J.C.A.M&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2017&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| E.R.&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2002&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#c1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| Y (in custody)&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Guilherme Reis]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 4&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Luluzinho]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Sul.png|24px|Rio Grande do Sul]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Anonymous 16-year-old teen&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Christian Hartmann]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 1995&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag_of_Paraíba.png|24px|Paraíba]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Flávio Medeiros&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d4ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Isaac Chagas|Isaac Silva Chagas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#eeff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 8&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2003&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#eeff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Robério Souza de Oliveira]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 7&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2001&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Henrique Lira Trad]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS, Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#fbff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Muryllo Martins]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Anonymous Students]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| N, N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2018&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS, Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash, Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]&lt;br /&gt;
| David Mota Nogueira&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Pará.png|24px|Pará]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Patrick Nogueira&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ffff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Norte.png|24px|Rio Grande do Norte]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Flag of Amazonas.png|24px|Amazonas]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Anonymous 14-year-old teenager&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| 0&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2024&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;n&#039;Slash, Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Other murderous losers&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Chobots]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Columbine Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Copycat killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Fandom killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Pekka Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Rupnow&#039;s simp faction]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brazil]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[School Shooting]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Anheroes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuguese}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Graded Score */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|glowniggers]] on Farmacia Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage|virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media|old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
After succesfully sneaking his hatchet alongside other goodies like a good [[Mexican|border hopper]],19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; saw fellow beaner Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez with a [[gurlfriend]] wich sparked his [[Incel]] rage and prompted him to attack and fatally wound him with a kama (a type of knife). Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After pwning Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who ran away and upon hearing the screams,a 65-year-old [[Oldfag|oldfag]] Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, Lex tried to [[An hero|an hero]] by jumping off the building, fracturing both of his legs and [[Epic Fail|unfortunately]] surviving. Lex will suffer brutal daily [[Raep|assrapes]] by mexican bubba in jail but at least he will stop being celibate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Temu-bought chinese-manufactured hatchet, all edge no point, like Lex. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|4|Same mask Taucci used,typical spic edgelord |5|Only got attention in Mexico|0|Failed to [[an hero]]|12|D-|At least he is gonna lose his v-card in prision...}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fede_Rodriguez&amp;diff=1958746</id>
		<title>Fede Rodriguez</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fede_Rodriguez&amp;diff=1958746"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T23:40:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Failed Shooting Attempt */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Crappystub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Distinguish|Federico Guevara Elizondo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{aspie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Fede face.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Paraguay]]an&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Fail|Killed 0, injured 0]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|FUCK NO LOL}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No, [[v&amp;amp;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni#Copycats|Gabriel copycat]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|autistic]] 15 year-old from [[Paraguay]], called &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;14based.isaac&#039;&#039;&#039;), tried to comitt a massacre on his neighbourhood, acording to my [[Fiction|sources]] he tried to execute his plan but got too scared and turned [[coward|himself in to the police as to stop himself from harming anyone]].&lt;br /&gt;
He had already been planning it for several months, sharing the progress on his Tik Tok account because [[Retard|why not?]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
It is known that he has a [[TikTok]] account where the faggot uploaded photos of [[Faggotry|himself cosplaying as Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].&lt;br /&gt;
==Failed Shooting Attempt==&lt;br /&gt;
After leaving his house, drawing his gun and walking around looking for losers to [[Pwn]], he chickened out and turned himself to [[Epic Fail|the police]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fede is man.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fede1.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:FUCK FEDE.png|Unfortunately, it doesn&#039;t look good because of the fucking edit. Wait. What the hell is [[Prism55]] doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fhd.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jiedujd.png|similar to [[Solomon Henderson]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fede_rodriguez.png|sunglasses&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fjfjjf.png|[[Femboy|I think Fede Rodriguez should wear a bikini to look sexy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gkjkg.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fede Rodriguez voice reveal and dancing===&lt;br /&gt;
{{frame|[[File:F648vb.mp4|400px|center]]|margin=auto}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Graded Score ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|0| |0|You are a faggot|0|Neonazi SIEGE™ Mask idiot &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Also called the attention of the polizei|0|Nobody cares| -∞|For being another spic SIEGE™ Mask failure| -∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Nominee for FOTY 2024}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WantedLevel|4}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex Mäkinen]], [[Arda Küçükyetim]], [[Brandon Alonso]], [[Hugo Jackson]], [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Other stabbers who failed, but still did better than Fede.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - His idol and greatest inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] - Another Gabriel Russo fan who also failed to carry out a massacre.&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/social/post/335054/marseyflagparaguay-photos-of-fede-rodriguez-the|WPD coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Aspies}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2024]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:TikTok]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fede_Rodriguez&amp;diff=1958744</id>
		<title>Fede Rodriguez</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Fede_Rodriguez&amp;diff=1958744"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T23:38:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Crappystub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Distinguish|Federico Guevara Elizondo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{aspie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Fede face.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Paraguay]]an&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Fail|Killed 0, injured 0]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|FUCK NO LOL}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No, [[v&amp;amp;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni#Copycats|Gabriel copycat]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|autistic]] 15 year-old from [[Paraguay]], called &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;14based.isaac&#039;&#039;&#039;), tried to comitt a massacre on his neighbourhood, acording to my [[Fiction|sources]] he tried to execute his plan but got too scared and turned [[coward|himself in to the police as to stop himself from harming anyone]].&lt;br /&gt;
He had already been planning it for several months, sharing the progress on his Tik Tok account because [[Retard|why not?]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
It is known that he has a [[TikTok]] account where the faggot uploaded photos of [[Faggotry|himself cosplaying as Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].&lt;br /&gt;
==Failed Shooting Attempt==&lt;br /&gt;
After leaving his house, and drawing his gun walking around looking for losers to [[Pwn]], before getting at least a single kill he chickened out and turned himself to [[Epic Fail|the police]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fede is man.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fede1.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:FUCK FEDE.png|Unfortunately, it doesn&#039;t look good because of the fucking edit. Wait. What the hell is [[Prism55]] doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fhd.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jiedujd.png|similar to [[Solomon Henderson]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fede_rodriguez.png|sunglasses&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fjfjjf.png|[[Femboy|I think Fede Rodriguez should wear a bikini to look sexy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gkjkg.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fede Rodriguez voice reveal and dancing===&lt;br /&gt;
{{frame|[[File:F648vb.mp4|400px|center]]|margin=auto}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Graded Score ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|0| |0|You are a faggot|0|Neonazi SIEGE™ Mask idiot &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Also called the attention of the polizei|0|Nobody cares| -∞|For being another spic SIEGE™ Mask failure| -∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Nominee for FOTY 2024}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WantedLevel|4}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex Mäkinen]], [[Arda Küçükyetim]], [[Brandon Alonso]], [[Hugo Jackson]], [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Other stabbers who failed, but still did better than Fede.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - His idol and greatest inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]] - Another Gabriel Russo fan who also failed to carry out a massacre.&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/social/post/335054/marseyflagparaguay-photos-of-fede-rodriguez-the|WPD coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Aspies}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2024]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:TikTok]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Massacres_in_the_Hispanic_region&amp;diff=1958741</id>
		<title>Massacres in the Hispanic region</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Massacres_in_the_Hispanic_region&amp;diff=1958741"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T23:22:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Masacre de Tlatelolcolink{{=}}Mexico */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Crapstub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;background-color:#d8d8d8; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|BGCOLOR=#000000| [[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]][[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|100px|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
|style=&amp;quot;padding:2px&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Lose 17 iPods?&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;This page contains 17 [[an hero|an heroes]] and counting.&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:COLLETION HISPANIC.png|250px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Massacres in the Hispanic region&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|OLD - Until the world&#039;s end}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Spanish]]/[[Latin America]]n&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]] [[File:Beanerscum.jpg|20px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|possible Killed 570, injured 175}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|unknown}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|unknown}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Cristian, Jose, Betts, FEDE...)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (Fede, Campo, Brandon, M.A.C...)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|revenge, need, faggot from Columbine}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wow, honestly, just like with Brazilians, Latinos who speak Spanish also committed shootings or even stabbings, sometimes in random places and schools. Today we&#039;re going to talk about the biggest Latino spree killers who speak Spanish, excluding [[Portuspics]] and, Spain joins the gang and Equatorial Guinea too!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But today we will only talk about the most important mass killers in Latin america, Spain and Equatorial Guinea history, not all of them, okay idiot?.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==list of murderers in Spaniards/Latinos throughout history==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are (and counting still):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 Spaniards&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 Mexicans&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 Argentinians&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 Chileans&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 Guatemalans&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Costarriceans&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Dominicans&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 Colombians&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 Panamanians&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 Peruvians&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Bolivian&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Cuban&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Ecuadorian&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Equatorial guinean&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Honduran&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Nicaraguan&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Paraguayan&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Puertorrican&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Salvadorian&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Uruguayan&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Venezuelan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The crazy old woman from Extremadura [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RRB.png|thumb|left|200px|Average crazy woman in Rural Spain]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Somewhere in July 1896, in 	Peraleda de la Mata, a [[redneck]] town in extremadura, a woman without a clear age (probably from late 20s to early 50s) by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Rosa Rufo Barquero&#039;&#039;&#039;, a crazy babysitter threw eight of the ten children she cared for into a well, killing six and injuring two before attempting [[an hero|suicide]] in the same way she had the other children. Two of the children escaped alive and unharmed after escaping from a window in their home (the children&#039;s parents home), from Rosa, the town&#039;s psychopath. Rosa was rescued and arrested after the massacre.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Masacre del Payo [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AntoniuKalventemura.png|thumb|right|200px|フラメンコタブラオにいる警察官を撃つ時が来た。]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Antonio_Calvente_Guerrero.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Mira esta espada. Es una catana, como soy el primer otaku español...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was approximately 10:30 p.m. on Saturday, September 13, 1902. Antonio Calvente Guerrero was a Civil Guard officer stationed at the Agujero police station, providing security during the stay of a corrupt politician. Antonio, after he was pissed off because his girlfriend or fianceé didn&#039;t want to blow(job) his [[dick|breathalyzer test]], grabbed his Mauser rifle and went berserk on the banks of the Guadalmedina, shooting everyone he crossed on the way to Málaga (except his girlfriend or fiancée). After so much bloodshed, in some tablaos de flamenco and mass killing several of his peers, Antonio was killed by the police and remained the champion of Spain for over two decades, not until the arrival of [[José Marimón Carles]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The galician schizo [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
Again in Spain, the colonizer land of all of these nations below. On July 6th, 1927, 27-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Anibal Gómez Fernández&#039;&#039;&#039; a goat-fucker, from Galicia stabbed and killed his girlfriend and his mother before he went amok in his town, injuring 10 people in Faramontaos, Nogueira de Ramuín, before he was V&amp;amp;. Anibal, was declared insane, because he was a schizo and was sent to a nuthouse in Santiago de Compostela.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Spain&#039;s champion [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|José Marimón Carles}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DeadJMC.png|thumb|left|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Buenas noches, principito]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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26-year-old José, who had recently diagnosed with spinal tuberculosis and was rejected and bullied by his hometown for using this as an excuse to not go to work, decides to go on a killing spree on May 21st, 1928 with an axe and a double barrel shotgun, used for hunting, by first pwning 8 kiddies in a haystack in a stone cabin, somewhere near the town. After that, he began his shooting spree in the town, pwning 2 villagers off and leaving 2 others with wounds. José, who was somewhat playful besides having a hurting hump, due to the Tuberculosis disease, decided to play hide-and-seek with the police for almost a week (the game lasts 6 days). He decided to go to the woods of his Minecraft village and stayed there. On May 27th, a lieutenant of the Spanish Civil Guard caught him in the middle of a &#039;&#039;siesta&#039;&#039; in an oat field in, probably Montblanch, according to the records, and shot him in the eye, which knocked out his brains. He died while dreaming of being a Spanish champion, which he was.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The paella hasn&#039;t enough ingredients [[File:miniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 1941 47-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Valerio Rivas&#039;&#039;&#039;, a spaniard who lived in Bahía Blanca, after having a dispute with his wife about her paella not having all the ingredients and the cachopo being too cold, killed her and his daughter before entering a random bus and start a mass stabbing, killing 4 and wounding 2 before police shot him dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== The pizza is too cold! [[File:miniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1950, an italian man, in Buenos Aires, after his argentinian boss complained about his pizza being too cold, his sfogliatella being not crunchy enough and his spaghetti not being al dente, he knifed to death his boss before he went nuts in the city, killing another guy and wounding 3 other people before he [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The first school shooting in Latin America[[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In fucking Colombia, in 1954, the first and most boring (for not being a student) Latin American event took place. Colombia Battalion and National Police decided to get rid of the protesters at the Universidad Nacional in Bogotá, leaving 11 students plus a random passerby killed and 41 wounded, 39 by bullets and 2 mutilated.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Masacre de Tlatelolco[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the worst [[Lie|tragedies]] in Me-hee-ko history, in 1968 the Goverment ordered the military to [[I&#039;m in ur base, killin ur d00dz|open fire on unarmed civilianz]], [[Old media|the old media]] was strictly unauthorized to talk about these events at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Too much [[hitler]] movies [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On November 13, 1971, &#039;&#039;&#039;Basilio Martínez Ávila&#039;&#039;&#039;, 21-year-old student from the  Instituto Técnico de Agricultura de Bárcenas, in Villa Nueva, Guatemala, after he saw too many Nazi and Hitler movies, began hacking people in his room in the University, killing 2 and wounding 15 others before he was subdued by other students and V&amp;amp;. Basilio was sent to a nuthouse for a mental revision.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== GET OUT OF THE BUS NOW! [[File:miniflagNicaragua.png|link{{=}}Nicaragua]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On July 13, 1982, in Managua, capital of Nicaragua, an unknown man, forced people to exit a bus. After the people instead decided to hid from the unknown man, he began shooting with a submachine gun at them and finishing off the wounded, being 6 of them killed before he fled and never was captured, apart from setting a large manhunt, which wasn&#039;t successful. &lt;br /&gt;
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===El Caballero Supremo [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Campo Elías Delgado}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CEDHandsome.png|thumb|left|200px|How to get bitches?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Campo, a true gentleman, greeted the waiters and ordered some spaghetti in the italian restaurant Pozzetto, after he killed his loli-crush and other people in the apartment before setting it on fire. Being a rampant alcoholic, Campo ordered a bunch of wine and vodka and hung around the bar for most of his time. He paid his bill then stood up and opened fire. He shot 32 people, getting 20 kills. Campo, a moralfag, promised to not kill any kids, but ended up doing it anyway. The cops showed up 10 minutes later, but Campo held them off for at least 100 years. Unfortunately, the piggies shot Campo in the face while he was reloading, ending his glorious spree. However, since Campo only had a revolver, and some people were found to have been killed by an Uzi, many of the dead are alleged to have been killed by police in the crossfire.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Where are you going Paulino? [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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On women&#039;s day (March 8), 1989, a Galician harvester, Paulino Fernández Vázquez, armed with a butchery knife, attacked his neighbour, wounding them before he began the killing spree at Chantada, a small town in Galicia. He had disputes with the neighbour&#039;s family because of the terrains and he, pissed off after they noticed he was behind his relative&#039;s stabbing, slashed and pierced them, killing 4 of them, before he encountered another neighbour and slashed him, wounding him. Paulino, when he was going back to Surribas, hacked 7 neighbours, 3 of them killed, one of them died due to the injuries 20 days later and the 4 others wounded. Paulino, cornered by the civil guard, does like [[Chris Dorner]] and burns a random house, after he evacuated the owner family, [[an hero|an heroing]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The most important thing is the family [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|thumb|left|We almost beat José, but it&#039;s difficult (especially if you are an old man)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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1990: Two brothers, Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo, who were so fucking mad after the member of the enemy family, Antonio Cabanillas, crisp burnt their mother to death after his brother, Jerónimo, killed one of the enemies by stabbing, decides to end the war forever with a lulzy massacre, using 2 pump-action shotguns they used before to hunt turtle doves. After arriving in Puerto Hurraco, a shithole in the spooky scary Extremadura, they decide to Move Halloween forward to August 26th and began shooting at the Cabanillas family home, who were unarmed for this case and both bros got 4 kills to start the killing spree. Then, they shot a some baby stroller and a &amp;quot;Guardia Civil&amp;quot; car before they began the massacre, shooting at anything that could move, ending with 5 more NPC down and 12 wounded before they decided to play some hide an seek. Antonio was quickly catched in 1 day at the morning and Emilio, who was at least more pro than his older brother, was found a couple of hours later and both V&amp;amp; and sentenced to [[Epic fail|684 years in prison]] being this one of the longest prison terms ever give to a criminal. In 2006, Emilio, the older, died from a heart attack at prison while the youngest, Antonio, decided to [[an hero]] in prison by [[ack|hang... ack!]] himself with a pair of blankets.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Massacre from Temu [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On October 21st, 1994, Tomás Temu Morente, a 26-year-old from San Antonio, Guatemala, began his stabbing spree, butchering 8 guys to death, mutilated his bodies while he was high as fuck. Tomás was V&amp;amp; and later was incarcerated. &lt;br /&gt;
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===1996 Stalker 2: Lulzy Boogaloo [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Juan Medina Gordillo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JuanMedina.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The second worst stalker of 1996, along with [[Ricardo Lopez|Ricky Lopez]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Juan Medina Gordillo, was a 53-year-old stalker who was stalking his 23-year-old crush, neighbour and [[loli]] (due to his age compared to her age), María del Carmen Delgado Juez. On April 8, 1995, he was reported at police for being such a creep with her and for menacing her, his boyfriend and the jury that convicted him. He also menaced the boyfriend of his wanted loli with a toy pistol, being this a warning signal for the lulzfest.&lt;br /&gt;
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On November 27th, 1996, after he was hearing the claps from María&#039;s ass who was being fucked by her boyfriend, Juan decides that there is not returning point and instead of joining to make a trio, which this would lead him in his V&amp;amp; for more than 5 years, he grabs a double barrel shotgun, like an average spaniard hunter and... *&#039;&#039;&#039;Knock&#039;&#039;&#039;* *&#039;&#039;&#039;Knock&#039;&#039;&#039;*... Who&#039;s there?... Juan... *&#039;&#039;&#039;Opens door&#039;&#039;&#039;* Juan wha- &#039;&#039;&#039;*BOOM*&#039;&#039;&#039; (Headshot). Juan shot her and killed her and his two brothers in her apartment while his boyfriend hid because he knew that the ass clapping from Maria where too loud and caused Juan to piss off. Juan evades his 2 star by going to San Millán de Lara, where María&#039;s mom lived and did the same joke to her. He also killed an unidentified friend of her and his mother-in-law before he went to the &amp;quot;Sierra de la Demanda&amp;quot;, a mountain range nearby that village to hunt down his son-in-law, but failed and went back town to [[an hero]] via shotgun mouthwash, obviously dying. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Teacher goes amok [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Iván Arancibia Navarro}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ivan_Arancibia.jpeg|thumb|left|A face of an absolute boor]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In December 17, 1999, in Valparaíso, [[Chile]], Teacher Iván Arancibia Navarro, who was pissed off on his dismissal because his classes where [[I told you i was hardcore|too dangerous]], activates the Columbine Copycat spell and enters the school where he was fired , with his 3-year-old daughter, Tamara and gives the principal a gift. What it was? &#039;&#039;&#039;Bang!&#039;&#039;&#039; a crappy pistol that shot and killed him in the head along with his daughter. What a [[faggot]]! Why did you kill your daughter? Anyways, Ivan then entered a second school and then, he shot dead the principal, in his head (he was the killer of principals of Chile maybe) but when he tried to [[an hero]] via .32 mouthwash, he failed and survived with only a blind eye.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2011, after realizing that killing your daughter was a bad decision and being Chile&#039;s best high score in a school, he, while he was in his parents home, ties a bag in his head and suffocates himself to death, finally reaching [[an hero]] 12 years later.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== No more saviors [[File:MiniflagElSalvador.png|link{{=}}El Salvador]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 2nd, 2000, 28-year-old police officer Luis Alonso Navarrete Gómez, drink too much at the bar. While he was drunk as fuck, armed with an automatic rifle, began a shooting spree at a military patrol, killing 6 people and wounding 4 others before being arrested after a large chasing with helicopters and cop cars. He was sentenced to 30 years in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Pantriste [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Javier Romero}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JaviRomero.jpg|thumb|left|Pantriste (Sad bread)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 4th, 2000, a fat loser and student named Javier Romero, 19, fed up with being nicknamed &amp;quot;Pantriste&amp;quot; by his classmates, who teased him with this, waited for the class to end, pulled a [[doing it wrong|.22 caliber]] revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. He also shot a kiosk, but no one was wounded. Javier was V&amp;amp; after the attack. Javier was declared not responsible for the crime and was finally admitted to a psychiatric hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[James Holmes]] real father [[FIle:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|João de Gouveia}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JoaodeGouveia.gif|thumb|left|200px|Ouch!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 6th, 2002, in Caracas, Venezuela&#039;s capital, 37-year-old João de Gouveia, a portuguese immigrant, began a mass shooting at a anticommie rally, pwning 3 NPCs and wounding 29 before he was subdued, beaten like a punching bag and arrested. He was sentenced to 29 years and 11 months in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Crazy woman attack [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Noelia.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Doctoress &amp;quot;de Mingo&amp;quot; is going to euthanize you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 2nd, 2003, in the well known hospital &amp;quot;Fundación Jiménez Díaz&amp;quot;, 21-year-old Noelia de Mingo Nieto, armed with a knife, began stabbing at patients and staff members of the hospital because of she having &amp;quot;The Truman Show Delirium&amp;quot; and of course [[Schizophrenia]], killing 3 people and wounding 6 before a doctress and peer disarmed her with a IV stand and she was V&amp;amp;. Noelia was found not guilty by reason of insanity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 2 cool 4 school [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Rafael Solich}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Im aryan, my surnames says it, believe me]]&lt;br /&gt;
On September 28, 2004, a 15-year-old argentinian [[satanist]], [[schizo]], [[nazi]] and [[columbiner]] boy, Rafael &amp;quot;[[Shota|Juniors]]&amp;quot; Solich, went to school with a Browning Pistol, property from his navy recruit daddy and for his martyrs and for [[Hitler]], started his shooting after the teacher had a emergency call. He stood up and positioned himself near the blackboard, to have a better shooting angle and began to massacre, killing 3 classmates who ridiculed him for being such an [[spic|aryan]] and wounded 5 before he exited the class, reloaded his hand-held rapist and failed to hit some newsstand owner. Then, his bestie disarms Rafael and he began crying on tears, like a pussy. [[Max Porta|Does this part sound familiar to you?]] He was V&amp;amp;, interviewed but he, being a minor, was a later acquitted of all charges. Rafael was sent to a psychiatrist to determine if he was schizophrenic or just a faggot. Rafael currently spends his days as an unemployed [[NEET]], profiting like a rat from the Argentine government&#039;s unemployment benefits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cumbria? You mean... Paquera [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Douglas Araya}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DouglasAraya.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|I did Cumbria in CR before 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On the night between January 2nd and 3rd, 2005, 32-year-old Taxi driver Douglas Araya Castillo, armed with a AK-47 rifle killed his 23-year-old girlfriend because she was a pussy with her alimony and Douglas then, began the spree killing. Douglas drove and entered his ex&#039;s home, Patricia and instead of killing her, he killed her new boyfriend and her daughter before he fled in taxi. Douglas enter&#039;s his work peer&#039;s home and killed him and his girlfriend when he tried to defend her from raging Douglas. Douglas fled by car, but a man tried to disarm him, failing and receiving some shots, being wounded. Douglas wastes some bullets by shooting at random things before he left the village and committed [[an hero]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== The unknown ones [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 12, 2007, in Guatemala City, Guatemala, Oscar Berger, the the guatemala&#039;s president and the notorious murican president [[George Bush]] where meeting at the national palace. That same day, Víctor Batres Castañeda and his cousin Edgar Batres both 17-years-old, where shot and killed by unknown people when they were chatting in his car, parked near the Liceo Javier, which rarely was the school where the president studied.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Hondunigger goes amok [[File:MiniflagHonduras.png|link{{=}}Honduras]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Eliasv&amp;amp;.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Man, this cell smells like dead dog, i want to apologize]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On february 19th, 2008, 20-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;[[tl;dr|Elías Ipsaú Lagos Colindres]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, after he killed his 5 family members, including a young girl, went into a stabbing spree in San Juan de Flores, killing 3 other people and wounding a fourth before he was V&amp;amp;. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== He Committed Suicide on Television [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Mario &amp;quot;Malevo&amp;quot; Ferreyra}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Malevosuicide.gif|thumb|left|200px|that was before Ronnie]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2008, Mario Ferreyra, who was a former argentinian police officer, murdered five people and killed himself live on air during an interview.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Unknown nigger attack [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On February 8th, 2010, an unknown person in the small town of Nkoha-Ntoma, Bata, Equatorial Guinea, stabbed 7 people to death in a home before he escaped. The person was never identified by police, because they were to lazy to find a single spree killer.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== You expel me, I expel you (from life) [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On July 2, 2010, Montebello School principal Nancy María Chaverri Jiménez, 49, was shot in the head and back with a cheap .32 caliber pistol by a 17-year-old student. One of the bullets entered Nancy&#039;s neck. Due to the student&#039;s poor aim and shitty caliber, she succumbed to her injuries in terrible suffering on July 11, 2010. The 17-year-old was convicted and sentenced to nine years at the Zurquí training center. He was released in 2015.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Let&#039;s play doctors [[File:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On september 6th, 2011, after a new school year started in Puerto Rico, a 14-year-old girls, decided to play doctors in the recess, with a syringe, wounding 37 classmates before she was subdued and V&amp;amp;. She runned to stab each classmates, like a chinese school stabber.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drunk attack at school [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JulioBurnt.jpeg|thumb|left|[[Aaron Bushnell|Free Palestine]]... *hip* I mean.... I want to kill moar kiddies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 12, 2012, in [[Army|Tactic]], Guatemala, 35-year-old Julio Saquil, a ma who was drunk as fuck, entered a school, with a machete in hand, killing a [[13-year-old boy]], Juan Armando Coy Cal and a 8-year-old girl, Evelyn Yanisa Saquij [[Bin Laden|Bin]], before he tried to kill another girl, who warned the locals. Julio was [[Aaron Bushnell|crisp burnt to death]] by the villagers, like an african family killer.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Mad Max [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Max Porta}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Max_porta.png|thumb|left|200px|And he&#039;s currently the 1st place in Dagoland school high score]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 20th, 2015, &#039;&#039;&#039;Max Porta C.&#039;&#039;&#039;, a [[13-year-old boy]] a student at the IES Joan Fuster in Barcelona, decided to imitate his [[Columbine|martyrs]] with a cheap but elegant crossbow, a dagger and a Molotov Cocktail. He was kicked out of the class by his teacher and then he decided it was the time to sperg out, pwning Abel Martínez, a teacher who was first shot and then mortally stabbed by Max before he entered a nearby class. There, he shot and stabbed Asun, the castilian-language teacher, slightly wounding her, her daughter in the thighs and one of his friends before he left the room. Max stumbled in the hallway a teacher and shot her with the crossbow, injuring her before he went to the bathroom to prepare the molotov, but he was subdued by his P.E. teacher David Jurado, before Max cried like a pussy. Max and his family weren&#039;t charged and they are currently free.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The next move [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Patrick Nogueira}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|My hands are full of blood now!]]&lt;br /&gt;
On August 17, 2016, Patrick Nogueira, who had recently moved to Spain and had several quarrels with his uncles, Patrick, killed them with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some rural detached house in Pioz, Guadalajara, Castile-la Mancha before dismembering the bodies and putting the limbs randomly in several black trash bags. He was V&amp;amp; for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene and sweat stains.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== That was before Heisenwolf and Anibal Frituras [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Erik Espinal Hernandez}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erik_Nigger.jpg|thumb|left|I am a porn actor!]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2016, a Peruvian incel tried to kill two girls, but one managed to kill him. Later, he was going to be raped by the police, but the loser gave money to the police. He is a YouTuber with the alias &#039;&#039;&#039;Sharing0man&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Mis negros queridos [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Federico Guevara Elizondo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:030.jpg|thumb|left|Stroke alert]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On January 18, 2017, 15-year-old Federico Guevara Elizondo, an [[aspie]] student at the Colegio [[America|Americano]] del Noreste, armed with a [[doing it wrong|.22 caliber]] revolver, shot some classmates, wounding 3 and his teacher, who died months later from her .22 injuries at the hospital before he [[an hero]] by revolver mouthwash. The caliber plus the aim where so bad that he survived, but not for too long, because he died hour later at the hospital, like other .22 users. Fede, posted on [[Hispachan]] a his plans to commit a mass shooting at his school, being idolized by this forum for his [[pussy|bravery]]. he still was beaten by a 11-year-old kid and a Incel.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== El Columbine Peruano [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Anibal Frituras}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Anibal.png|thumb|left|200px|did worse than [[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2017, two losers murdered an innocent person, may Sergio rest in peace, while the two faggots, especially [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco]], were a YouTuber from [[Loquendo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Don&#039;t touch my sausages with fries, pig [[File:miniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Eduardo Romero Naupay}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EduardoGangsta.png|thumb|left|200px|[[No|Am I sexy, girls?]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On night February 17-18, 2017, A colombian-peruvian street vendor of &amp;quot;salchipapas&amp;quot;,Eduardo Naupay, began a shooting spree in a mall, killing 5 NPCS and wounding 9 before he was killed by the pigs. His principal motive was the eviction of the his street vendor stall of sausages and fries AKA:Salchipapas and his failure on getting a girlfriend, because apart from looking gangsta, he was shy and couldn&#039;t attract baddies. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Allahu Akbar 2 [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Youness Abouyaaqoub}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:YounessA.png|thumb|left|200px|The brainwashed ringleader]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During August 2017, a serie of terrorist attacks occurred in [[Catalonia]], being the first, a failed bombing, the second a successful ramming attack and the last one a failed mass stabbing. In the first, some of the mudslime perpetrators died when preparing the bomb, but a second bomb did shit. In the second, no attacker was killed, but 13 people were killed by the wheels of the van venue. In the third, most of the perps were killed by ta single officer, who all were armed with knives, and only killed a woman and wounded 5 other people. The ringleader, Youness, was killed near a gas station when he trolled police with a fake bomb belt. In total the scored out 16 NPCs, and left other 151 without score, being this the worst terrorist attack in Spain since [[2004]] Madrid train trollings.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Batshit insane peruvian [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Huber.jpeg|thumb|left|This dude stabbed a couple cuz he wanted to kill]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 29, 2017, in Lima, Peru, &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Uber|Huber]] Chacara [[Fidel Castro|Castro]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, a 29-year-old man, broke into the San marcos University and attacked 2 Physics and Chemistry students, Erik Arenas, 20 and Liset Linares. Liset, was severely wounded but survived her injuries, but Erik was pwnt in the moment. Huber was V&amp;amp; and his motivation was a desire to kill people.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Latino pedophile shooter [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:José_Aldemar_Rojas_Rodríguez.png|thumb|left|He&#039;s literally older than Adam Lanza&#039;s loser.]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 9:30 a.m. on January 17, 2019, a gray 1993 Nissan Patrol pickup truck with license plate LAF-565, driven by José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez, arrived at the entrance to the General Santander Cadet School on the Southern Highway to enter the school. one of his victims before dying&lt;br /&gt;
While the guards at the entrance were searching the vehicle to allow entry, the driver, fearing being discovered with the explosive device in the car, reacted by violently accelerating the vehicle into the school, running over a member of the guard. As the guard fled, the guards pursued the truck to the female staff quarters, where it crashed, immediately detonating its explosive device. The explosion affected several cadets who were inside the school, carrying out their academic activities as part of their officer training. It is presumed that the truck&#039;s objective was to reach the parade ground, where a ceremony was being held by police officers for a cadet corps (113th Officers&#039; Course). During the investigation, it was discovered that José Aldemar Rojas was a member and expert in explosives for the Domingo Laín Front of the National Liberation Army (ELN).&lt;br /&gt;
However, subsequent investigations and videos released by Noticias Uno and Red+ Noticias show that the car bomb entered the police academy without any security measures and without difficulty moving inside. The videos record that once inside, a police assistant tried to approach it. At this point, Rojas reversed, arrived in front of a women&#039;s dormitory, and the car exploded.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Failed gay shooting attempt [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|M.A.C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:E7a3195b-d23f-481e-83d2-f02e5457c69d.png|thumb|left|Maraco conchetumare no sabei disparar un arma po weon]]&lt;br /&gt;
On May 27th, 2019, At 8:50 a.m., M.A.C., dressed in a military-style jacket, entered the school through an unauthorized entrance armed with a .32 Taurus 4410/4510 Judge revolver and 15 rounds of ammunition. His revolver had been stolen from his grandfather, a retired police officer. During the shooting, he was wearing a mask from the TV series &amp;quot;Money Heist&amp;quot; and military-style clothing. Upon entering his classroom, he proceeded to shoot his classmate three times in the neck, with only one hit. He immediately fled, being pursued by teachers who caught and detained him, and he was placed under house arrest.&lt;br /&gt;
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After [[M.A.C.]] escaped to his home, the police raided it and found a note: &amp;quot;Wow, apparently it didn&#039;t work. If it happened, it&#039;s because they gave me reasons. Everyone who died died for a reason.&amp;quot; M.A.C. was placed under house arrest, subject to a Sename program, with a ban on approaching the victim and psychiatric evaluations.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his testimony to the police, after the minor was arrested, he stated that he wanted to emulate a massacre that occurred in the United States in the 1990s.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Vladislav Roslyakov Chilean [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Marco Velásquez González}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Marco_Velásquez_González.jpg|thumb|left|200px|&#039;&#039;My happiness is over now if I do what I had a long time ago.&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A Chilean man went on a shooting spree at his school, killing two of his classmates, and then the kid committed suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The gangsta attack [[File:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On June 10, 2019, two gangstas in a motorbike began chasing a family man who dropped his daughter at school. The man, after he entered the school, the two men shot and killed him and by stray bullets, a 6-year-old boy was also shot but he survived and was treated after the fat gangsters shot him.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fortnite IRL [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|José Ángel Ramos Betts}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:José_Ángel_Ramos_Betts_2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Buenas Noches, dulce príncipe]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
On January 10, 2020, yet before the pandemic, a 11-year-old kid, José Ángel Ramos Betts, a huge fan of [[Columbine]], after asking his teacher to got to the toilet, prepared his clothes, similar to Eric&#039;s ones and waited for his peer, who never showed up because he was too pussy and decided to exit, with a .25 caliber gun and a .40 caliber Glock, injuring 5 classmates and his P.E. teacher before he killed a english teacher, before he [[an hero]] by Glock eye-brainwash, beating Fede&#039;s high score, just with 3 more wounded.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Rest in peace, my dear Fernando [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Blas Cinalli}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Blas_Cinalli_and_his_friends.jpg|thumb|left|200px|somos 10 personas y tu solo una]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2020, a group of losers murdered an innocent 18-year-old. Later, the Argentine police raped them for being idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Retarded Rambo [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Jonathan Bragundi}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|1+1 = 11]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 31st, 2020, retarded former soldier &#039;&#039;&#039;Jonathan Michel Bragundi González&#039;&#039;&#039; (AKA:Guti), stole the Glock 17 of his fellow soldier, [[Pablo Escobar|Escobar]], after he felt pity of Guti and killed him, along with 2 other fellow soldiers before he escaped, but was V&amp;amp; hours later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Klok [[File:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On January 21st, 2021, 39-year-old José Ángelo Santana Cedano, after having enough of his broken marriage, went on a killing spree through his neighborhood, shooting at his neighbours, who looked like gangsters, scoring out 6 of them and wounding an additional 6 before cops showed up in the party and shot him dead in the chest.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Crazy woman attack 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NoeliaNeverTrust.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Have fun in the nuthouse, schizo. Never trust a spree killer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 20th, 2021, now 49-year-old Noelia de Mingo Nieto, strikes again with another knife in her hometown, &amp;quot;El Molar&amp;quot; with a knife, because she was home alone without her fussy mother watching if she has took her medication, like she was a rebel teenager. Her first victim was a woman from a local supermarket. Noelia stood before police came in revenge for her being V&amp;amp; in 2003, so he stabbed in the fingers a policeman, who didn&#039;t took out his Glock or HK USP gun to reduce her epicly, but he drew his taser and tasered Noelia, ending her final score and 2nd attempt in total fail. She played a 2nd time, [[Brazilian_school_attacks#Never_let_your_enemy_know_your_next_move|like]] [[Artyom Kazantsev|other]] {{Hover|spree|Barbora Orlová}} [[William Unek|killers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Security guard breaks the lock [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MarinSabau.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Im the real policeman, you [[Breivheart|Breaivhearts]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Adam Lanza|Lanza&#039;s day]] (December 14) of 2021, a 46-year-old romanian copper stealer security guard by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Marin Eugen Sabau&#039;&#039;&#039;, began a shooting spree at the Securitas Direct HQ in Tarragona, Catalonia, with a shotgun, wounding 3 of his former peers before he hid a house, with so much guns to select, wounding a mosso d’esquadra (AKA:Independentist policeman), before he was severely wounded in the back and lung. In August 2022, he was Willingly [[dead|euthanized]] (not [[an hero]]) because he could not bear the chronic pain from the bullet impacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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===  {{Hover|Rekuerdense k uno nadama muere una sola bez no dos bese|Rimembah da u only dai one taim and not two taims}} [[File:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BraulioOC.png|thumb|left|150px|The shooter, who seems that he does not know how to write in Spanish, but does in Spalien]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 7th, 2022, Braulio Odalis Castillo, a 45-year-old man, shot his ex, Esther Altagracia Peña Martínez, 6 times at the ISA private university, after he slipped from a broken fence part. She survived those shots because Braulio&#039;s aim with that pistol was like a shotgun from a fair. Braulio, after he failed to kill her, he [[an hero|an heroed]] by blowing up his brains off in a cabin.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Deploy the grenades [[File:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
Manfred Flores Canaza and his friends threw a tear gas grenade during a student meeting at the Tomás Frías Autonomous University, causing a stampede of screaming and crying students, resulting in the deaths of four people and the injuries to 80. It is unknown how they obtained the grenade, their motives, and whether Manfred has been arrested.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Initial D Mexican [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Heisenwolf}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Heisenwolf.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Manchild|Soy un bebe de 21 años XD]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, a car crashed in the style of Takumi, and later the perpetrator of the murder that killed six people was a YouTuber.&lt;br /&gt;
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===A True hero [[File:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ElEbanista.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|A true hero]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 15th 2022, Daniel Román Guerrero Tavárez, a peacefully 49-year-old cabinetmaker (being this his nickname in spanish, El Ebanista) who was tired from the thiefs in his workshop and home by young thugs, began killing those who robbed him with a shotgun, pwning out 3, and wounded one of them before he entrenched in his workshop, killing one police lieutenant and wounding others, before the cops killed Daniel, when he surrendered like Rambo. In Dominicunt republic, he was called as [[an hero|a national hero]] for those who were victims of young thugs in the nation.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Caribbean Sea is on the doom [[File:MiniflagCuba.png|link{{=}}Cuba]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Geovanis.jpg|thumb|left|Las voces! Las voces me lo ordenan!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 18, 2022, days after Danny&#039;s massacre, another caribbean man, from Colón, Cuba, named &#039;&#039;&#039;Geovanis Padrón Abreu&#039;&#039;&#039;, 46, had another of his schizophrenia attack and killed his mother and another woman in the Eduardo R. Chibás primary school, and also slightly wounded 2 women before he [[an hero]] by jumping from a building. Yet another mass killing in the caribbean sea, in less than a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Quarrel goes wrong [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Alfonso Lama G.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|thumb|left|200px|Sniper Elite ES]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 26th october 2022, in a [[redneck]] town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father also named Alfonso, punches him in the head who survived escaping his crazed up son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shoots his neighbour (José Luis) failing the first shot. José Luis was killed by a mass bleeding in the leg. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso&#039;s house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help while the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter using a Pegasus helicopter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shooting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso&#039;s house and killed Alfonso.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Aspie boy goes amok [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On September 28th, 2023, 14-year-old [[Aspie]], bully and bullied kid, Saúl, decided to take revenge after his classmates took revenge from him. Saúl, carried in his back pack 2 kitchen knives, which he lately used them dual wielding for his stabbing spree at IES Elena García Armada. Saúl told a student that he would kill him before slashing him and other students, being 3 of them wounded. Saúl then stabbed a teacher who tried to tackle him, being stabbed in the eye. Other teacher was wounded when he tried to help one of the wounded students. Police stormed the building and V&amp;amp; Saúl, who was found carrying the knives in the 3rd floor, still wanting to stab more people. His sentence is still unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Incel Colombian [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cristian_camilo.jpg|thumb|left|90px|FUCK INCEL]]&lt;br /&gt;
May 13th, 2023: Days after Mauricio&#039;s rampage, in Latinamerica, a colombian incel shot up a mall in Culombia, by the name of Unicentro, killing 1 his girlfriend before he an heroed. This was an example of an incel with a girlfriend AND EVEN FUCKING KIDS. He got wet and has a girlfriend, so, why do you have to kill her? Possibly a FOTY nominee of 2023 because he did worse than Nathaniel Jouett&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Born in the USA [[File:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:KennethDarlington.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Like in home. Im shooting spics!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On November 7th, 2023, a [[oldfag|77-year-old]] american lawyer, while he was speeding, some environmental protesters pissed him off for driving a non-electric car, calling him a &amp;quot;pig&amp;quot;. Kenneth Darlington, the driver and lawyer involved, pulled out his gun and said, &amp;quot;This is America, faggots!&amp;quot; and the shooting began, killing two teachers who pissed Kenneth off and wounding another before his arrest. He is serving a 48-year prison sentence there.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Another gangsta attack [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On February 19, 2024, 2 gangsters in a gangsta-bike, shot and killed their objective, a 25-year-old man in the school&#039;s gate and 5 other people, including students were wounded in Silvestre Grant school in Siquirres, Costa Rica. The 2 gangsters are still on the loose.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Masacre con máscara de SIEGE™ [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gabriel The Retarded.jpg|thumb|left|150px|That fucking SIEGE™ mask is everywhere]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 6th, 2024, 20-year-old Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, a [[Suzano]] fan and an [[Incel|enraged virgin]], axed to death some random woman in a motel before making his way to the UTEG. There, he axed 2 wimminz to death and left one injured before he was V&amp;amp; by the cerdos. Gabriel, in the penitentiary center he was staying till he got his sentence, tired of being drugged by the ZETAS and other gangsters, ended up [[an hero|an heroing]] behind bars, by jumping from a 6th floor.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuck you brother, i&#039;m rich and fucking crazy! [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:FrancsicoObandoorRualObando.png|thumb|left|200px|Maybe him or his brother]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 25th, 2024, in Río Bueno, in [[Chile|Spic-Earthquakeland]], a businessman, Francisco Uribe Obando, killed his brother, Raul Uribe Obando, the spouse of his brother, who was pregnant, terminating her pregnancy and also the 10-year-old daughter before he was arrested. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Escaped [[File:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On June 7th, 2024, an unknown man jumped the fence from a university in Santiago de Veraguas, Panama, and began a shooting towards the university students before he [[Win|escaped and never been found]]. A student was killed by his shots and other was wounded. No motives were found on the shooting.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== He did worse than Hugo Jackson [[File:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Fede Rodriguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fede rodriguez.png|thumb|left|150px|SIEGE™ mask didn&#039;t help you at all]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On mid-late, 2024 an autistic 15 or 16-year-old from Paraguay, &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039;, who tried to commit a massacre in his neighbourhood, where the faggot lived. So apparently this guy tried to execute his shitty plan but got too scared and turned himself in to the police.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The unknown molotov man [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On October 23rd, 2024, an unknown person decided to advance Halloween, so he threw a molotov cocktail inside a classroom in  colegio Nacional Internado Barros Arana, Santiago, in Chile, wounding 34 students and a teacher before he escaped and never been found. He is clearly the [[Sebastian Bosse]] of Chile, but never identified.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What a failure [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|thumb|left|200px|So [[Spic|Aryan]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On November 30, 2024, &#039;&#039;&#039;Brandon Alonso Gómez&#039;&#039;&#039; a 17-year-old [[Nazi|Neonazi]] [[mexican]], started a livestream by the name of &amp;quot;[[Fail|Masacre]] escolar: disfruten el show&amp;quot;. After he started the livestream, Brandon, took out a hammer (instead of an unused axe, what a retard was Brandon) and blunted 2 classmates, being all of those slightly wounded before he tried to do with a third, failing and being subdued and injured before police V&amp;amp; him after his lame attempt to become a school killer. Unlike [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]], he didn&#039;t use a SIEGE™ Mask (only good point BTW) and wanted to be a [[O9A]] member, because he was a [[satanist]] scum.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== A New Massacre For 2025 [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bebe_de_21_años_lol.jpg|thumb|left|100px|L0L]]&lt;br /&gt;
A year after what happened with Brandon, in Colombia, an attack massacre occurred in the city of Cali.&lt;br /&gt;
Later he managed to catch Cali&#039;s biggest loser.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== ALA VERGA THE TCC COMMUNITY, IS SETTING LATIN AMERICA ON FIRE [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sebas_face.png|thumb|left|260px|[[No|Whitest mexican school attacker award]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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September 9th, 2025: Months after the attack in Cali, a new attempted massacre occurred in Mexico, and this time it was a 12-year-old girl. She managed to wound the mother of a student before she pussied out and decided to end it, being the mexican female version of [[Daniil Pulkin]] and did worse than [[Brandon Alonso]]. Maybe this bitch on some [[Tumblr|Dumblr]] groups is going to get shipped with this 2 assholes because she did a similar attack like them. Be careful, L.G.Ch.D., you are getting shipped with a nazi [[incest|inbreed]] dude and maybe a ruskie idiot, so close your eyes from visual [[cancer]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==High Score List==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*Similar people:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Columbine Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Misogynist terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Brazilian school attacks]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spain]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spics]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chile}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crime]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
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		<title>Massacres in the Hispanic region</title>
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{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Massacres in the Hispanic region&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|OLD - Until the world&#039;s end}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Spanish]]/[[Latin America]]n&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]] [[File:Beanerscum.jpg|20px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|possible Killed 570, injured 175}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|unknown}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|unknown}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Cristian, Jose, Betts, FEDE...)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (Fede, Campo, Brandon, M.A.C...)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|revenge, need, faggot from Columbine}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Wow, honestly, just like with Brazilians, Latinos who speak Spanish also committed shootings or even stabbings, sometimes in random places and schools. Today we&#039;re going to talk about the biggest Latino spree killers who speak Spanish, excluding [[Portuspics]] and, Spain joins the gang and Equatorial Guinea too!&lt;br /&gt;
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But today we will only talk about the most important mass killers in Latin america, Spain and Equatorial Guinea history, not all of them, okay idiot?.&lt;br /&gt;
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==list of murderers in Spaniards/Latinos throughout history==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are (and counting still):&lt;br /&gt;
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* 15 Spaniards&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 Mexicans&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 Argentinians&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 Chileans&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 Guatemalans&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Costarriceans&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Dominicans&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 Colombians&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 Panamanians&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 Peruvians&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Bolivian&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Cuban&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Ecuadorian&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Equatorial guinean&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Honduran&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Nicaraguan&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Paraguayan&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Puertorrican&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Salvadorian&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Uruguayan&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 Venezuelan&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The crazy old woman from Extremadura [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RRB.png|thumb|left|200px|Average crazy woman in Rural Spain]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Somewhere in July 1896, in 	Peraleda de la Mata, a [[redneck]] town in extremadura, a woman without a clear age (probably from late 20s to early 50s) by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Rosa Rufo Barquero&#039;&#039;&#039;, a crazy babysitter threw eight of the ten children she cared for into a well, killing six and injuring two before attempting [[an hero|suicide]] in the same way she had the other children. Two of the children escaped alive and unharmed after escaping from a window in their home (the children&#039;s parents home), from Rosa, the town&#039;s psychopath. Rosa was rescued and arrested after the massacre.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Masacre del Payo [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AntoniuKalventemura.png|thumb|right|200px|フラメンコタブラオにいる警察官を撃つ時が来た。]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Antonio_Calvente_Guerrero.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Mira esta espada. Es una catana, como soy el primer otaku español...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It was approximately 10:30 p.m. on Saturday, September 13, 1902. Antonio Calvente Guerrero was a Civil Guard officer stationed at the Agujero police station, providing security during the stay of a corrupt politician. Antonio, after he was pissed off because his girlfriend or fianceé didn&#039;t want to blow(job) his [[dick|breathalyzer test]], grabbed his Mauser rifle and went berserk on the banks of the Guadalmedina, shooting everyone he crossed on the way to Málaga (except his girlfriend or fiancée). After so much bloodshed, in some tablaos de flamenco and mass killing several of his peers, Antonio was killed by the police and remained the champion of Spain for over two decades, not until the arrival of [[José Marimón Carles]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The galician schizo [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
Again in Spain, the colonizer land of all of these nations below. On July 6th, 1927, 27-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Anibal Gómez Fernández&#039;&#039;&#039; a goat-fucker, from Galicia stabbed and killed his girlfriend and his mother before he went amok in his town, injuring 10 people in Faramontaos, Nogueira de Ramuín, before he was V&amp;amp;. Anibal, was declared insane, because he was a schizo and was sent to a nuthouse in Santiago de Compostela.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Spain&#039;s champion [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|José Marimón Carles}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DeadJMC.png|thumb|left|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Buenas noches, principito]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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26-year-old José, who had recently diagnosed with spinal tuberculosis and was rejected and bullied by his hometown for using this as an excuse to not go to work, decides to go on a killing spree on May 21st, 1928 with an axe and a double barrel shotgun, used for hunting, by first pwning 8 kiddies in a haystack in a stone cabin, somewhere near the town. After that, he began his shooting spree in the town, pwning 2 villagers off and leaving 2 others with wounds. José, who was somewhat playful besides having a hurting hump, due to the Tuberculosis disease, decided to play hide-and-seek with the police for almost a week (the game lasts 6 days). He decided to go to the woods of his Minecraft village and stayed there. On May 27th, a lieutenant of the Spanish Civil Guard caught him in the middle of a &#039;&#039;siesta&#039;&#039; in an oat field in, probably Montblanch, according to the records, and shot him in the eye, which knocked out his brains. He died while dreaming of being a Spanish champion, which he was.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The paella hasn&#039;t enough ingredients [[File:miniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On April 1941 47-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Valerio Rivas&#039;&#039;&#039;, a spaniard who lived in Bahía Blanca, after having a dispute with his wife about her paella not having all the ingredients and the cachopo being too cold, killed her and his daughter before entering a random bus and start a mass stabbing, killing 4 and wounding 2 before police shot him dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== The pizza is too cold! [[File:miniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
In 1950, an italian man, in Buenos Aires, after his argentinian boss complained about his pizza being too cold, his sfogliatella being not crunchy enough and his spaghetti not being al dente, he knifed to death his boss before he went nuts in the city, killing another guy and wounding 3 other people before he [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The first school shooting in Latin America[[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
In fucking Colombia, in 1954, the first and most boring (for not being a student) Latin American event took place. Colombia Battalion and National Police decided to get rid of the protesters at the Universidad Nacional in Bogotá, leaving 11 students plus a random passerby killed and 41 wounded, 39 by bullets and 2 mutilated.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Masacre de Tlatelolco[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
The first massacre in a school in happened in Mexico, in 1968. Sadly, the perpetrator wasn&#039;t a student or even a staff member, but was the corrupt government of Mexikong which did this. &lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Too much [[hitler]] movies [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On November 13, 1971, &#039;&#039;&#039;Basilio Martínez Ávila&#039;&#039;&#039;, 21-year-old student from the  Instituto Técnico de Agricultura de Bárcenas, in Villa Nueva, Guatemala, after he saw too many Nazi and Hitler movies, began hacking people in his room in the University, killing 2 and wounding 15 others before he was subdued by other students and V&amp;amp;. Basilio was sent to a nuthouse for a mental revision.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== GET OUT OF THE BUS NOW! [[File:miniflagNicaragua.png|link{{=}}Nicaragua]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On July 13, 1982, in Managua, capital of Nicaragua, an unknown man, forced people to exit a bus. After the people instead decided to hid from the unknown man, he began shooting with a submachine gun at them and finishing off the wounded, being 6 of them killed before he fled and never was captured, apart from setting a large manhunt, which wasn&#039;t successful. &lt;br /&gt;
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===El Caballero Supremo [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Campo Elías Delgado}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CEDHandsome.png|thumb|left|200px|How to get bitches?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Campo, a true gentleman, greeted the waiters and ordered some spaghetti in the italian restaurant Pozzetto, after he killed his loli-crush and other people in the apartment before setting it on fire. Being a rampant alcoholic, Campo ordered a bunch of wine and vodka and hung around the bar for most of his time. He paid his bill then stood up and opened fire. He shot 32 people, getting 20 kills. Campo, a moralfag, promised to not kill any kids, but ended up doing it anyway. The cops showed up 10 minutes later, but Campo held them off for at least 100 years. Unfortunately, the piggies shot Campo in the face while he was reloading, ending his glorious spree. However, since Campo only had a revolver, and some people were found to have been killed by an Uzi, many of the dead are alleged to have been killed by police in the crossfire.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Where are you going Paulino? [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On women&#039;s day (March 8), 1989, a Galician harvester, Paulino Fernández Vázquez, armed with a butchery knife, attacked his neighbour, wounding them before he began the killing spree at Chantada, a small town in Galicia. He had disputes with the neighbour&#039;s family because of the terrains and he, pissed off after they noticed he was behind his relative&#039;s stabbing, slashed and pierced them, killing 4 of them, before he encountered another neighbour and slashed him, wounding him. Paulino, when he was going back to Surribas, hacked 7 neighbours, 3 of them killed, one of them died due to the injuries 20 days later and the 4 others wounded. Paulino, cornered by the civil guard, does like [[Chris Dorner]] and burns a random house, after he evacuated the owner family, [[an hero|an heroing]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The most important thing is the family [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|thumb|left|We almost beat José, but it&#039;s difficult (especially if you are an old man)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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1990: Two brothers, Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo, who were so fucking mad after the member of the enemy family, Antonio Cabanillas, crisp burnt their mother to death after his brother, Jerónimo, killed one of the enemies by stabbing, decides to end the war forever with a lulzy massacre, using 2 pump-action shotguns they used before to hunt turtle doves. After arriving in Puerto Hurraco, a shithole in the spooky scary Extremadura, they decide to Move Halloween forward to August 26th and began shooting at the Cabanillas family home, who were unarmed for this case and both bros got 4 kills to start the killing spree. Then, they shot a some baby stroller and a &amp;quot;Guardia Civil&amp;quot; car before they began the massacre, shooting at anything that could move, ending with 5 more NPC down and 12 wounded before they decided to play some hide an seek. Antonio was quickly catched in 1 day at the morning and Emilio, who was at least more pro than his older brother, was found a couple of hours later and both V&amp;amp; and sentenced to [[Epic fail|684 years in prison]] being this one of the longest prison terms ever give to a criminal. In 2006, Emilio, the older, died from a heart attack at prison while the youngest, Antonio, decided to [[an hero]] in prison by [[ack|hang... ack!]] himself with a pair of blankets.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Massacre from Temu [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On October 21st, 1994, Tomás Temu Morente, a 26-year-old from San Antonio, Guatemala, began his stabbing spree, butchering 8 guys to death, mutilated his bodies while he was high as fuck. Tomás was V&amp;amp; and later was incarcerated. &lt;br /&gt;
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===1996 Stalker 2: Lulzy Boogaloo [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Juan Medina Gordillo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JuanMedina.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The second worst stalker of 1996, along with [[Ricardo Lopez|Ricky Lopez]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Juan Medina Gordillo, was a 53-year-old stalker who was stalking his 23-year-old crush, neighbour and [[loli]] (due to his age compared to her age), María del Carmen Delgado Juez. On April 8, 1995, he was reported at police for being such a creep with her and for menacing her, his boyfriend and the jury that convicted him. He also menaced the boyfriend of his wanted loli with a toy pistol, being this a warning signal for the lulzfest.&lt;br /&gt;
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On November 27th, 1996, after he was hearing the claps from María&#039;s ass who was being fucked by her boyfriend, Juan decides that there is not returning point and instead of joining to make a trio, which this would lead him in his V&amp;amp; for more than 5 years, he grabs a double barrel shotgun, like an average spaniard hunter and... *&#039;&#039;&#039;Knock&#039;&#039;&#039;* *&#039;&#039;&#039;Knock&#039;&#039;&#039;*... Who&#039;s there?... Juan... *&#039;&#039;&#039;Opens door&#039;&#039;&#039;* Juan wha- &#039;&#039;&#039;*BOOM*&#039;&#039;&#039; (Headshot). Juan shot her and killed her and his two brothers in her apartment while his boyfriend hid because he knew that the ass clapping from Maria where too loud and caused Juan to piss off. Juan evades his 2 star by going to San Millán de Lara, where María&#039;s mom lived and did the same joke to her. He also killed an unidentified friend of her and his mother-in-law before he went to the &amp;quot;Sierra de la Demanda&amp;quot;, a mountain range nearby that village to hunt down his son-in-law, but failed and went back town to [[an hero]] via shotgun mouthwash, obviously dying. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Teacher goes amok [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Iván Arancibia Navarro}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ivan_Arancibia.jpeg|thumb|left|A face of an absolute boor]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In December 17, 1999, in Valparaíso, [[Chile]], Teacher Iván Arancibia Navarro, who was pissed off on his dismissal because his classes where [[I told you i was hardcore|too dangerous]], activates the Columbine Copycat spell and enters the school where he was fired , with his 3-year-old daughter, Tamara and gives the principal a gift. What it was? &#039;&#039;&#039;Bang!&#039;&#039;&#039; a crappy pistol that shot and killed him in the head along with his daughter. What a [[faggot]]! Why did you kill your daughter? Anyways, Ivan then entered a second school and then, he shot dead the principal, in his head (he was the killer of principals of Chile maybe) but when he tried to [[an hero]] via .32 mouthwash, he failed and survived with only a blind eye.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2011, after realizing that killing your daughter was a bad decision and being Chile&#039;s best high score in a school, he, while he was in his parents home, ties a bag in his head and suffocates himself to death, finally reaching [[an hero]] 12 years later.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== No more saviors [[File:MiniflagElSalvador.png|link{{=}}El Salvador]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On June 2nd, 2000, 28-year-old police officer Luis Alonso Navarrete Gómez, drink too much at the bar. While he was drunk as fuck, armed with an automatic rifle, began a shooting spree at a military patrol, killing 6 people and wounding 4 others before being arrested after a large chasing with helicopters and cop cars. He was sentenced to 30 years in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Pantriste [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Javier Romero}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JaviRomero.jpg|thumb|left|Pantriste (Sad bread)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 4th, 2000, a fat loser and student named Javier Romero, 19, fed up with being nicknamed &amp;quot;Pantriste&amp;quot; by his classmates, who teased him with this, waited for the class to end, pulled a [[doing it wrong|.22 caliber]] revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. He also shot a kiosk, but no one was wounded. Javier was V&amp;amp; after the attack. Javier was declared not responsible for the crime and was finally admitted to a psychiatric hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[James Holmes]] real father [[FIle:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|João de Gouveia}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JoaodeGouveia.gif|thumb|left|200px|Ouch!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 6th, 2002, in Caracas, Venezuela&#039;s capital, 37-year-old João de Gouveia, a portuguese immigrant, began a mass shooting at a anticommie rally, pwning 3 NPCs and wounding 29 before he was subdued, beaten like a punching bag and arrested. He was sentenced to 29 years and 11 months in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Crazy woman attack [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Noelia.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Doctoress &amp;quot;de Mingo&amp;quot; is going to euthanize you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 2nd, 2003, in the well known hospital &amp;quot;Fundación Jiménez Díaz&amp;quot;, 21-year-old Noelia de Mingo Nieto, armed with a knife, began stabbing at patients and staff members of the hospital because of she having &amp;quot;The Truman Show Delirium&amp;quot; and of course [[Schizophrenia]], killing 3 people and wounding 6 before a doctress and peer disarmed her with a IV stand and she was V&amp;amp;. Noelia was found not guilty by reason of insanity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 2 cool 4 school [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Rafael Solich}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Im aryan, my surnames says it, believe me]]&lt;br /&gt;
On September 28, 2004, a 15-year-old argentinian [[satanist]], [[schizo]], [[nazi]] and [[columbiner]] boy, Rafael &amp;quot;[[Shota|Juniors]]&amp;quot; Solich, went to school with a Browning Pistol, property from his navy recruit daddy and for his martyrs and for [[Hitler]], started his shooting after the teacher had a emergency call. He stood up and positioned himself near the blackboard, to have a better shooting angle and began to massacre, killing 3 classmates who ridiculed him for being such an [[spic|aryan]] and wounded 5 before he exited the class, reloaded his hand-held rapist and failed to hit some newsstand owner. Then, his bestie disarms Rafael and he began crying on tears, like a pussy. [[Max Porta|Does this part sound familiar to you?]] He was V&amp;amp;, interviewed but he, being a minor, was a later acquitted of all charges. Rafael was sent to a psychiatrist to determine if he was schizophrenic or just a faggot. Rafael currently spends his days as an unemployed [[NEET]], profiting like a rat from the Argentine government&#039;s unemployment benefits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cumbria? You mean... Paquera [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Douglas Araya}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DouglasAraya.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|I did Cumbria in CR before 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On the night between January 2nd and 3rd, 2005, 32-year-old Taxi driver Douglas Araya Castillo, armed with a AK-47 rifle killed his 23-year-old girlfriend because she was a pussy with her alimony and Douglas then, began the spree killing. Douglas drove and entered his ex&#039;s home, Patricia and instead of killing her, he killed her new boyfriend and her daughter before he fled in taxi. Douglas enter&#039;s his work peer&#039;s home and killed him and his girlfriend when he tried to defend her from raging Douglas. Douglas fled by car, but a man tried to disarm him, failing and receiving some shots, being wounded. Douglas wastes some bullets by shooting at random things before he left the village and committed [[an hero]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== The unknown ones [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On March 12, 2007, in Guatemala City, Guatemala, Oscar Berger, the the guatemala&#039;s president and the notorious murican president [[George Bush]] where meeting at the national palace. That same day, Víctor Batres Castañeda and his cousin Edgar Batres both 17-years-old, where shot and killed by unknown people when they were chatting in his car, parked near the Liceo Javier, which rarely was the school where the president studied.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Hondunigger goes amok [[File:MiniflagHonduras.png|link{{=}}Honduras]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Eliasv&amp;amp;.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Man, this cell smells like dead dog, i want to apologize]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On february 19th, 2008, 20-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;[[tl;dr|Elías Ipsaú Lagos Colindres]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, after he killed his 5 family members, including a young girl, went into a stabbing spree in San Juan de Flores, killing 3 other people and wounding a fourth before he was V&amp;amp;. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== He Committed Suicide on Television [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Mario &amp;quot;Malevo&amp;quot; Ferreyra}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Malevosuicide.gif|thumb|left|200px|that was before Ronnie]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2008, Mario Ferreyra, who was a former argentinian police officer, murdered five people and killed himself live on air during an interview.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Unknown nigger attack [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On February 8th, 2010, an unknown person in the small town of Nkoha-Ntoma, Bata, Equatorial Guinea, stabbed 7 people to death in a home before he escaped. The person was never identified by police, because they were to lazy to find a single spree killer.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== You expel me, I expel you (from life) [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On July 2, 2010, Montebello School principal Nancy María Chaverri Jiménez, 49, was shot in the head and back with a cheap .32 caliber pistol by a 17-year-old student. One of the bullets entered Nancy&#039;s neck. Due to the student&#039;s poor aim and shitty caliber, she succumbed to her injuries in terrible suffering on July 11, 2010. The 17-year-old was convicted and sentenced to nine years at the Zurquí training center. He was released in 2015.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Let&#039;s play doctors [[File:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On september 6th, 2011, after a new school year started in Puerto Rico, a 14-year-old girls, decided to play doctors in the recess, with a syringe, wounding 37 classmates before she was subdued and V&amp;amp;. She runned to stab each classmates, like a chinese school stabber.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drunk attack at school [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JulioBurnt.jpeg|thumb|left|[[Aaron Bushnell|Free Palestine]]... *hip* I mean.... I want to kill moar kiddies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 12, 2012, in [[Army|Tactic]], Guatemala, 35-year-old Julio Saquil, a ma who was drunk as fuck, entered a school, with a machete in hand, killing a [[13-year-old boy]], Juan Armando Coy Cal and a 8-year-old girl, Evelyn Yanisa Saquij [[Bin Laden|Bin]], before he tried to kill another girl, who warned the locals. Julio was [[Aaron Bushnell|crisp burnt to death]] by the villagers, like an african family killer.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Mad Max [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Max Porta}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Max_porta.png|thumb|left|200px|And he&#039;s currently the 1st place in Dagoland school high score]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 20th, 2015, &#039;&#039;&#039;Max Porta C.&#039;&#039;&#039;, a [[13-year-old boy]] a student at the IES Joan Fuster in Barcelona, decided to imitate his [[Columbine|martyrs]] with a cheap but elegant crossbow, a dagger and a Molotov Cocktail. He was kicked out of the class by his teacher and then he decided it was the time to sperg out, pwning Abel Martínez, a teacher who was first shot and then mortally stabbed by Max before he entered a nearby class. There, he shot and stabbed Asun, the castilian-language teacher, slightly wounding her, her daughter in the thighs and one of his friends before he left the room. Max stumbled in the hallway a teacher and shot her with the crossbow, injuring her before he went to the bathroom to prepare the molotov, but he was subdued by his P.E. teacher David Jurado, before Max cried like a pussy. Max and his family weren&#039;t charged and they are currently free.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The next move [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Patrick Nogueira}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|My hands are full of blood now!]]&lt;br /&gt;
On August 17, 2016, Patrick Nogueira, who had recently moved to Spain and had several quarrels with his uncles, Patrick, killed them with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some rural detached house in Pioz, Guadalajara, Castile-la Mancha before dismembering the bodies and putting the limbs randomly in several black trash bags. He was V&amp;amp; for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene and sweat stains.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== That was before Heisenwolf and Anibal Frituras [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Erik Espinal Hernandez}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erik_Nigger.jpg|thumb|left|I am a porn actor!]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2016, a Peruvian incel tried to kill two girls, but one managed to kill him. Later, he was going to be raped by the police, but the loser gave money to the police. He is a YouTuber with the alias &#039;&#039;&#039;Sharing0man&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Mis negros queridos [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Federico Guevara Elizondo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:030.jpg|thumb|left|Stroke alert]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On January 18, 2017, 15-year-old Federico Guevara Elizondo, an [[aspie]] student at the Colegio [[America|Americano]] del Noreste, armed with a [[doing it wrong|.22 caliber]] revolver, shot some classmates, wounding 3 and his teacher, who died months later from her .22 injuries at the hospital before he [[an hero]] by revolver mouthwash. The caliber plus the aim where so bad that he survived, but not for too long, because he died hour later at the hospital, like other .22 users. Fede, posted on [[Hispachan]] a his plans to commit a mass shooting at his school, being idolized by this forum for his [[pussy|bravery]]. he still was beaten by a 11-year-old kid and a Incel.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== El Columbine Peruano [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Anibal Frituras}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Anibal.png|thumb|left|200px|did worse than [[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2017, two losers murdered an innocent person, may Sergio rest in peace, while the two faggots, especially [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco]], were a YouTuber from [[Loquendo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Don&#039;t touch my sausages with fries, pig [[File:miniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Eduardo Romero Naupay}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EduardoGangsta.png|thumb|left|200px|[[No|Am I sexy, girls?]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On night February 17-18, 2017, A colombian-peruvian street vendor of &amp;quot;salchipapas&amp;quot;,Eduardo Naupay, began a shooting spree in a mall, killing 5 NPCS and wounding 9 before he was killed by the pigs. His principal motive was the eviction of the his street vendor stall of sausages and fries AKA:Salchipapas and his failure on getting a girlfriend, because apart from looking gangsta, he was shy and couldn&#039;t attract baddies. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Allahu Akbar 2 [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Youness Abouyaaqoub}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:YounessA.png|thumb|left|200px|The brainwashed ringleader]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During August 2017, a serie of terrorist attacks occurred in [[Catalonia]], being the first, a failed bombing, the second a successful ramming attack and the last one a failed mass stabbing. In the first, some of the mudslime perpetrators died when preparing the bomb, but a second bomb did shit. In the second, no attacker was killed, but 13 people were killed by the wheels of the van venue. In the third, most of the perps were killed by ta single officer, who all were armed with knives, and only killed a woman and wounded 5 other people. The ringleader, Youness, was killed near a gas station when he trolled police with a fake bomb belt. In total the scored out 16 NPCs, and left other 151 without score, being this the worst terrorist attack in Spain since [[2004]] Madrid train trollings.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Batshit insane peruvian [[File:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Huber.jpeg|thumb|left|This dude stabbed a couple cuz he wanted to kill]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 29, 2017, in Lima, Peru, &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Uber|Huber]] Chacara [[Fidel Castro|Castro]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, a 29-year-old man, broke into the San marcos University and attacked 2 Physics and Chemistry students, Erik Arenas, 20 and Liset Linares. Liset, was severely wounded but survived her injuries, but Erik was pwnt in the moment. Huber was V&amp;amp; and his motivation was a desire to kill people.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Latino pedophile shooter [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:José_Aldemar_Rojas_Rodríguez.png|thumb|left|He&#039;s literally older than Adam Lanza&#039;s loser.]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 9:30 a.m. on January 17, 2019, a gray 1993 Nissan Patrol pickup truck with license plate LAF-565, driven by José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez, arrived at the entrance to the General Santander Cadet School on the Southern Highway to enter the school. one of his victims before dying&lt;br /&gt;
While the guards at the entrance were searching the vehicle to allow entry, the driver, fearing being discovered with the explosive device in the car, reacted by violently accelerating the vehicle into the school, running over a member of the guard. As the guard fled, the guards pursued the truck to the female staff quarters, where it crashed, immediately detonating its explosive device. The explosion affected several cadets who were inside the school, carrying out their academic activities as part of their officer training. It is presumed that the truck&#039;s objective was to reach the parade ground, where a ceremony was being held by police officers for a cadet corps (113th Officers&#039; Course). During the investigation, it was discovered that José Aldemar Rojas was a member and expert in explosives for the Domingo Laín Front of the National Liberation Army (ELN).&lt;br /&gt;
However, subsequent investigations and videos released by Noticias Uno and Red+ Noticias show that the car bomb entered the police academy without any security measures and without difficulty moving inside. The videos record that once inside, a police assistant tried to approach it. At this point, Rojas reversed, arrived in front of a women&#039;s dormitory, and the car exploded.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Failed gay shooting attempt [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|M.A.C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:E7a3195b-d23f-481e-83d2-f02e5457c69d.png|thumb|left|Maraco conchetumare no sabei disparar un arma po weon]]&lt;br /&gt;
On May 27th, 2019, At 8:50 a.m., M.A.C., dressed in a military-style jacket, entered the school through an unauthorized entrance armed with a .32 Taurus 4410/4510 Judge revolver and 15 rounds of ammunition. His revolver had been stolen from his grandfather, a retired police officer. During the shooting, he was wearing a mask from the TV series &amp;quot;Money Heist&amp;quot; and military-style clothing. Upon entering his classroom, he proceeded to shoot his classmate three times in the neck, with only one hit. He immediately fled, being pursued by teachers who caught and detained him, and he was placed under house arrest.&lt;br /&gt;
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After [[M.A.C.]] escaped to his home, the police raided it and found a note: &amp;quot;Wow, apparently it didn&#039;t work. If it happened, it&#039;s because they gave me reasons. Everyone who died died for a reason.&amp;quot; M.A.C. was placed under house arrest, subject to a Sename program, with a ban on approaching the victim and psychiatric evaluations.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his testimony to the police, after the minor was arrested, he stated that he wanted to emulate a massacre that occurred in the United States in the 1990s.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Vladislav Roslyakov Chilean [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Marco Velásquez González}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Marco_Velásquez_González.jpg|thumb|left|200px|&#039;&#039;My happiness is over now if I do what I had a long time ago.&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A Chilean man went on a shooting spree at his school, killing two of his classmates, and then the kid committed suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The gangsta attack [[File:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On June 10, 2019, two gangstas in a motorbike began chasing a family man who dropped his daughter at school. The man, after he entered the school, the two men shot and killed him and by stray bullets, a 6-year-old boy was also shot but he survived and was treated after the fat gangsters shot him.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fortnite IRL [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|José Ángel Ramos Betts}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:José_Ángel_Ramos_Betts_2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Buenas Noches, dulce príncipe]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
On January 10, 2020, yet before the pandemic, a 11-year-old kid, José Ángel Ramos Betts, a huge fan of [[Columbine]], after asking his teacher to got to the toilet, prepared his clothes, similar to Eric&#039;s ones and waited for his peer, who never showed up because he was too pussy and decided to exit, with a .25 caliber gun and a .40 caliber Glock, injuring 5 classmates and his P.E. teacher before he killed a english teacher, before he [[an hero]] by Glock eye-brainwash, beating Fede&#039;s high score, just with 3 more wounded.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Rest in peace, my dear Fernando [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Blas Cinalli}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Blas_Cinalli_and_his_friends.jpg|thumb|left|200px|somos 10 personas y tu solo una]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2020, a group of losers murdered an innocent 18-year-old. Later, the Argentine police raped them for being idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Retarded Rambo [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Jonathan Bragundi}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|1+1 = 11]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 31st, 2020, retarded former soldier &#039;&#039;&#039;Jonathan Michel Bragundi González&#039;&#039;&#039; (AKA:Guti), stole the Glock 17 of his fellow soldier, [[Pablo Escobar|Escobar]], after he felt pity of Guti and killed him, along with 2 other fellow soldiers before he escaped, but was V&amp;amp; hours later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Klok [[File:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On January 21st, 2021, 39-year-old José Ángelo Santana Cedano, after having enough of his broken marriage, went on a killing spree through his neighborhood, shooting at his neighbours, who looked like gangsters, scoring out 6 of them and wounding an additional 6 before cops showed up in the party and shot him dead in the chest.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Crazy woman attack 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NoeliaNeverTrust.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Have fun in the nuthouse, schizo. Never trust a spree killer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 20th, 2021, now 49-year-old Noelia de Mingo Nieto, strikes again with another knife in her hometown, &amp;quot;El Molar&amp;quot; with a knife, because she was home alone without her fussy mother watching if she has took her medication, like she was a rebel teenager. Her first victim was a woman from a local supermarket. Noelia stood before police came in revenge for her being V&amp;amp; in 2003, so he stabbed in the fingers a policeman, who didn&#039;t took out his Glock or HK USP gun to reduce her epicly, but he drew his taser and tasered Noelia, ending her final score and 2nd attempt in total fail. She played a 2nd time, [[Brazilian_school_attacks#Never_let_your_enemy_know_your_next_move|like]] [[Artyom Kazantsev|other]] {{Hover|spree|Barbora Orlová}} [[William Unek|killers]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Security guard breaks the lock [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MarinSabau.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Im the real policeman, you [[Breivheart|Breaivhearts]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Adam Lanza|Lanza&#039;s day]] (December 14) of 2021, a 46-year-old romanian copper stealer security guard by the name of &#039;&#039;&#039;Marin Eugen Sabau&#039;&#039;&#039;, began a shooting spree at the Securitas Direct HQ in Tarragona, Catalonia, with a shotgun, wounding 3 of his former peers before he hid a house, with so much guns to select, wounding a mosso d’esquadra (AKA:Independentist policeman), before he was severely wounded in the back and lung. In August 2022, he was Willingly [[dead|euthanized]] (not [[an hero]]) because he could not bear the chronic pain from the bullet impacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===  {{Hover|Rekuerdense k uno nadama muere una sola bez no dos bese|Rimembah da u only dai one taim and not two taims}} [[File:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BraulioOC.png|thumb|left|150px|The shooter, who seems that he does not know how to write in Spanish, but does in Spalien]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 7th, 2022, Braulio Odalis Castillo, a 45-year-old man, shot his ex, Esther Altagracia Peña Martínez, 6 times at the ISA private university, after he slipped from a broken fence part. She survived those shots because Braulio&#039;s aim with that pistol was like a shotgun from a fair. Braulio, after he failed to kill her, he [[an hero|an heroed]] by blowing up his brains off in a cabin.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Deploy the grenades [[File:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
Manfred Flores Canaza and his friends threw a tear gas grenade during a student meeting at the Tomás Frías Autonomous University, causing a stampede of screaming and crying students, resulting in the deaths of four people and the injuries to 80. It is unknown how they obtained the grenade, their motives, and whether Manfred has been arrested.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Initial D Mexican [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Heisenwolf}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Heisenwolf.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Manchild|Soy un bebe de 21 años XD]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, a car crashed in the style of Takumi, and later the perpetrator of the murder that killed six people was a YouTuber.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===A True hero [[File:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ElEbanista.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|A true hero]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 15th 2022, Daniel Román Guerrero Tavárez, a peacefully 49-year-old cabinetmaker (being this his nickname in spanish, El Ebanista) who was tired from the thiefs in his workshop and home by young thugs, began killing those who robbed him with a shotgun, pwning out 3, and wounded one of them before he entrenched in his workshop, killing one police lieutenant and wounding others, before the cops killed Daniel, when he surrendered like Rambo. In Dominicunt republic, he was called as [[an hero|a national hero]] for those who were victims of young thugs in the nation.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Caribbean Sea is on the doom [[File:MiniflagCuba.png|link{{=}}Cuba]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Geovanis.jpg|thumb|left|Las voces! Las voces me lo ordenan!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 18, 2022, days after Danny&#039;s massacre, another caribbean man, from Colón, Cuba, named &#039;&#039;&#039;Geovanis Padrón Abreu&#039;&#039;&#039;, 46, had another of his schizophrenia attack and killed his mother and another woman in the Eduardo R. Chibás primary school, and also slightly wounded 2 women before he [[an hero]] by jumping from a building. Yet another mass killing in the caribbean sea, in less than a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Quarrel goes wrong [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Alfonso Lama G.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|thumb|left|200px|Sniper Elite ES]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 26th october 2022, in a [[redneck]] town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father also named Alfonso, punches him in the head who survived escaping his crazed up son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shoots his neighbour (José Luis) failing the first shot. José Luis was killed by a mass bleeding in the leg. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso&#039;s house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help while the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter using a Pegasus helicopter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shooting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso&#039;s house and killed Alfonso.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Aspie boy goes amok [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On September 28th, 2023, 14-year-old [[Aspie]], bully and bullied kid, Saúl, decided to take revenge after his classmates took revenge from him. Saúl, carried in his back pack 2 kitchen knives, which he lately used them dual wielding for his stabbing spree at IES Elena García Armada. Saúl told a student that he would kill him before slashing him and other students, being 3 of them wounded. Saúl then stabbed a teacher who tried to tackle him, being stabbed in the eye. Other teacher was wounded when he tried to help one of the wounded students. Police stormed the building and V&amp;amp; Saúl, who was found carrying the knives in the 3rd floor, still wanting to stab more people. His sentence is still unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Incel Colombian [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cristian_camilo.jpg|thumb|left|90px|FUCK INCEL]]&lt;br /&gt;
May 13th, 2023: Days after Mauricio&#039;s rampage, in Latinamerica, a colombian incel shot up a mall in Culombia, by the name of Unicentro, killing 1 his girlfriend before he an heroed. This was an example of an incel with a girlfriend AND EVEN FUCKING KIDS. He got wet and has a girlfriend, so, why do you have to kill her? Possibly a FOTY nominee of 2023 because he did worse than Nathaniel Jouett&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Born in the USA [[File:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:KennethDarlington.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Like in home. Im shooting spics!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On November 7th, 2023, a [[oldfag|77-year-old]] american lawyer, while he was speeding, some environmental protesters pissed him off for driving a non-electric car, calling him a &amp;quot;pig&amp;quot;. Kenneth Darlington, the driver and lawyer involved, pulled out his gun and said, &amp;quot;This is America, faggots!&amp;quot; and the shooting began, killing two teachers who pissed Kenneth off and wounding another before his arrest. He is serving a 48-year prison sentence there.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Another gangsta attack [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On February 19, 2024, 2 gangsters in a gangsta-bike, shot and killed their objective, a 25-year-old man in the school&#039;s gate and 5 other people, including students were wounded in Silvestre Grant school in Siquirres, Costa Rica. The 2 gangsters are still on the loose.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Masacre con máscara de SIEGE™ [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gabriel The Retarded.jpg|thumb|left|150px|That fucking SIEGE™ mask is everywhere]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 6th, 2024, 20-year-old Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, a [[Suzano]] fan and an [[Incel|enraged virgin]], axed to death some random woman in a motel before making his way to the UTEG. There, he axed 2 wimminz to death and left one injured before he was V&amp;amp; by the cerdos. Gabriel, in the penitentiary center he was staying till he got his sentence, tired of being drugged by the ZETAS and other gangsters, ended up [[an hero|an heroing]] behind bars, by jumping from a 6th floor.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuck you brother, i&#039;m rich and fucking crazy! [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:FrancsicoObandoorRualObando.png|thumb|left|200px|Maybe him or his brother]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 25th, 2024, in Río Bueno, in [[Chile|Spic-Earthquakeland]], a businessman, Francisco Uribe Obando, killed his brother, Raul Uribe Obando, the spouse of his brother, who was pregnant, terminating her pregnancy and also the 10-year-old daughter before he was arrested. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Escaped [[File:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On June 7th, 2024, an unknown man jumped the fence from a university in Santiago de Veraguas, Panama, and began a shooting towards the university students before he [[Win|escaped and never been found]]. A student was killed by his shots and other was wounded. No motives were found on the shooting.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== He did worse than Hugo Jackson [[File:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Fede Rodriguez}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fede rodriguez.png|thumb|left|150px|SIEGE™ mask didn&#039;t help you at all]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On mid-late, 2024 an autistic 15 or 16-year-old from Paraguay, &#039;&#039;&#039;Fede Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039;, who tried to commit a massacre in his neighbourhood, where the faggot lived. So apparently this guy tried to execute his shitty plan but got too scared and turned himself in to the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The unknown molotov man [[File:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
On October 23rd, 2024, an unknown person decided to advance Halloween, so he threw a molotov cocktail inside a classroom in  colegio Nacional Internado Barros Arana, Santiago, in Chile, wounding 34 students and a teacher before he escaped and never been found. He is clearly the [[Sebastian Bosse]] of Chile, but never identified.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What a failure [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|thumb|left|200px|So [[Spic|Aryan]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On November 30, 2024, &#039;&#039;&#039;Brandon Alonso Gómez&#039;&#039;&#039; a 17-year-old [[Nazi|Neonazi]] [[mexican]], started a livestream by the name of &amp;quot;[[Fail|Masacre]] escolar: disfruten el show&amp;quot;. After he started the livestream, Brandon, took out a hammer (instead of an unused axe, what a retard was Brandon) and blunted 2 classmates, being all of those slightly wounded before he tried to do with a third, failing and being subdued and injured before police V&amp;amp; him after his lame attempt to become a school killer. Unlike [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]], he didn&#039;t use a SIEGE™ Mask (only good point BTW) and wanted to be a [[O9A]] member, because he was a [[satanist]] scum.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== A New Massacre For 2025 [[File:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bebe_de_21_años_lol.jpg|thumb|left|100px|L0L]]&lt;br /&gt;
A year after what happened with Brandon, in Colombia, an attack massacre occurred in the city of Cali.&lt;br /&gt;
Later he managed to catch Cali&#039;s biggest loser.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== ALA VERGA THE TCC COMMUNITY, IS SETTING LATIN AMERICA ON FIRE [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sebas_face.png|thumb|left|260px|[[No|Whitest mexican school attacker award]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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September 9th, 2025: Months after the attack in Cali, a new attempted massacre occurred in Mexico, and this time it was a 12-year-old girl. She managed to wound the mother of a student before she pussied out and decided to end it, being the mexican female version of [[Daniil Pulkin]] and did worse than [[Brandon Alonso]]. Maybe this bitch on some [[Tumblr|Dumblr]] groups is going to get shipped with this 2 assholes because she did a similar attack like them. Be careful, L.G.Ch.D., you are getting shipped with a nazi [[incest|inbreed]] dude and maybe a ruskie idiot, so close your eyes from visual [[cancer]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==High Score List==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*Similar people:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Columbine Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Misogynist terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Brazilian school attacks]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spain]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spics]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chile}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crime]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
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		<title>Rupnow&#039;s simp faction</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* How to win Natalie&amp;#039;s heart */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;color:#803e37;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won&#039;t shut the fuck up about [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|simp]] will go [[L.G.Ch.D.|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Arthur Achleitner|Arthur]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Desmond Holly|Desmond]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow simps&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|December 16, 2024 - The heat death of the universe}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Earth|Global]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 16, injured 140}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Bomberman (Muhammad)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash (L.G.Ch.D., Jesus, Switzer Learning Center anon, Timofey, Łukasz, Owen, Fabian)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;FPS (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Solomon, Arthur, Robin, Desmond)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Simp}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Rupnow&#039;s simp faction}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow&#039;s fag faction ([[Portmanteau|fagtion]])&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow disciples&#039;&#039;&#039;) are a bunch of [[aspies]] all straight out of [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]] [[simping]] for the [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] school shooter [[Natalie Rupnow]] to the point of shooting up their own schools in her name. Usually they hope to impress her and possibly [[Sex|hook up]] with her in the afterlife. From [[L.G.Ch.D.|middle schoolers]] to [[Robin Westman|grown]] [[Arthur Achleitner|adults]], the following is a list of every [[High Score]]r who was motivated by simping for this bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
All of this began on December 16, 2024, when Natalie decided to shoot up her own school. With a miserable score of [[Fail|2 dead (plus her) and 6 injured]], her shooting should have been rightfully forgotten. However, since Natalie was a woman in male fields, she has received a lot of undeserved attention around the world. There have been several others before her, but most of them are [[Brenda Spencer|too non-recent]], [[Amy Bishop|hags]], or [[Audrey Hale|pooners]], so Natalie did a better job at resonating with the TCC zoomer crowd. Her first simp appeared a month after the attack, and she even knew him personally.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The nigger simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|Did I mention that Natalie hated niggers?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On January 22, 2025, in Nashville, a 17-year-old [[nigger]][[Incel|cel]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Solomon Henderson&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} committed a more pathetic shooting than his own inspiration by killing only one person and injuring another before quickly becoming [[an hero]]. He and Natalie followed each other on Twitter. He even recreated her stupid mirror selfie with a [[Negative XP]] shirt and, like her, posted a photo on [[Twitter]] of himself doing an OK sign inside a restroom just before shooting up his school. He is currently her biggest simp, but unfortunately not her last.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The half-Armenian simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Arthur Achleitner}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arthurcat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A [[Austria|Euro]][[Armenia|mutt]] is the current Rupnow simp champion.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 10, 2025, in Austria, a 21-year-old [[mutt]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Arthur Achleitner&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} shot up his former high school as revenge for bullying, killing 10 people and injuring 11 more before becoming [[an hero]]. It was discovered on his social media accounts that he had posted a photo of himself in a restroom, recreating Natalie&#039;s infamous last photo. He also included a quote from her manifesto in his bio. He is currently her most successful simp, which isn&#039;t an impressive feat considering the other buffoons that came after.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The tranny simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Robin Westman}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|A 23-year-old man having a crush on a 15-year-old girl? [[pedo|How weird...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 27, 2025, a 23-year-old tranny named &#039;&#039;&#039;Robin Westman&#039;&#039;&#039;{{trans}} killed 2 kids and injured 21 more at his former Catholic school before becoming [[an hero]]. He did this because he was groomed by [[764]]. He had scribbled Natalie Rupnow&#039;s name on his magazine, so he can be considered one of her simps.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The second tranny simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|L.G.Ch.D.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sebas face.png|100px|thumb|left|Natalie&#039;s first female simp.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 9, 2025, a fat 12-year-old Mexican pooner named &#039;&#039;&#039;L.G.Ch.D.&#039;&#039;&#039;{{trans}} (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Sebas&#039;&#039;&#039;) attacked her school with an axe and a switchblade, only injuring the mother of a fellow student in the head before being [[fail|restrained]]. Before her attack, she posted a pic of her in a restroom, imitating the one by Rupnow.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Torn between a school shooter and a fictional character ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Desmond Holly}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|[[Parasocial Syndrome#Sayo-nara|He simped for Sayori too.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 10, 2025, [[WTF|A FEW MINUTES]] after [[Charlie Kirk]]&#039;s assassination, 16-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Desmond Holly&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} shot up his school and [[fail|injured two students]] before [[An hero|becoming the only fatality of his attack]]. Although he didn&#039;t recreate Natalie&#039;s bathroom photo, he did recreate her stupid mirror selfie with [[Dylan Klebold]]&#039;s &amp;quot;Wrath&amp;quot; shirt on his [[TikTok]] account. He even put her on the second slide in case you didn&#039;t get the reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The Venezuelan simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Jesus Adrian Ladera 2.png|thumb|left|100px|The face is not clearly visible due to the quality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2025, days after the [[Lex Ashton]] attack, in [[Venezuela]], an [[incel]] known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Jesus Adrian Ladera&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} went to his [[school]] and took a picture of himself in the bathroom. Then he came out, pulled out a knife, and stabbed his three classmates before being pushed against the [[school]] stairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Asshole&#039;s mouth ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Switzer Learning Center Anon}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SwitzerLearningCenterStabber.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The most embarrassing one so far.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On October 14, 2025, &#039;&#039;&#039;an anonymous 17-year-old student&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} attacked his sped school (the same one [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] attended), stabbing 3 staff members. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many [[sarcasm|original]] references to [[Columbine]], [[Nikolas Cruz]], and of course, Natalie Rupnow, by copying her mirror selfie with the exact same KMFDM shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The SEAnigger simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|His heart blew up for Natalie (and so did his school).]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On November 7, 2025, 17-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Muslim}} blew up his school in Indonesia, injuring [[WTF|96]] people and killing no one before [[fail|failing]] to become [[an hero]]. On his TikTok account, he recreated her mirror selfie (with [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]&#039;s &amp;quot;Hatred&amp;quot; shirt) and her OK sign. He also carried out his attack on Natalie&#039;s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The looksmaxxing simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-10 12.12.52.png|100px|thumb|left|Looksmaxxing will not help you win her heart bro...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 6, 2025, 20-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Edwards&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} was charged for making a shooting threat towards a Michigan elementary school on his TikTok account. In addition to this threat and a post about him trying to [[looksmaxx]], he also recreated Rupnow&#039;s mirror selfie and her restroom photo. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Slavic simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Tried to win her heart on the first anniversary of her shooting.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 16, 2025, 15-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Timofey Kulyamov&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided to celebrate the anniversary of the Abundant Life Christian School shooting by stabbing a 10-year-old student to death and injuring a security guard at his school. In addition to committing his attack on the anniversary of Rupnow&#039;s shooting, he posted a photo of himself doing the OK sign on his TikTok account and mentioned [[Solomon Henderson|several]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat|previous]] simps in his manifesto.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The second Slavic simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lukasz G..jpg|thumb|left|100px|&amp;quot;Just kill your family bro&amp;quot;Brutal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 26, 2026, in [[Poland]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Łukasz G.&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded himself killing his stepdad and grandma with an axe. Since he was a WPD user and posted his own gameplay footage there, the jannies banned all discussion of him so that the site wouldn&#039;t get investigated by glowies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Owen Simpien ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You did it for her, and in the end you [[Fail|got an ass kicking]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 5, 2026, 14-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Owen Ruvien&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided it was time to go [[postal]], so he took 2 knives and got his ass kicked by a sleeping hopeless bum. He referenced Rupnow by reenacting her shitting photo and also reposted edits of her on [[TikTok]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|Another Mexican simp, but not a pooner this time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 23, [[2026]], in [[Mexico|Beanerland]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fabian&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Lex Ashton]], and just like his idol, he got zero notoriety at all and has been forgotten by every person who isnt a waste of resources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== High Scores ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER &lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR &lt;br /&gt;
! STYLE &lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#65ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Arthur Achleitner]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 10&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#b1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Robin Westman]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 2 &lt;br /&gt;
| 21	&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#b1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]] &lt;br /&gt;
| Łukasz G.&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 &lt;br /&gt;
| 0	&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Solomon Henderson]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1 &lt;br /&gt;
| N &lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[WTF|96]]&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Jesus Adrian Ladera&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Switzer Learning Center Anon|Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Fabian&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Desmond Holly]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Owen Ruvien]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Joel Edwards&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Epic Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== How to win Natalie&#039;s heart ==&lt;br /&gt;
Here are some signs that may indicate that a school shooter simps for her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Posting a video of themselves inside a restroom, trying to recreate her infamous last photo (especially if they also do the OK sign).&lt;br /&gt;
* Imitating her stupid mirror selfie while also wearing a KMFDM school shooter-themed shirt. &lt;br /&gt;
* Referencing her in another way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AverageRupnowSimp.jpg|Average Rupnow simp&lt;br /&gt;
ssstik.io_@.mikalight_1770200603874.mp4&lt;br /&gt;
Screenshot 2025-12-08 04.55.14.png|Collage of Rupnow simp faggotry&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Simp]] - What they are. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Who they simp for. &lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Other murderous losers&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Chobots]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Columbine Copycats]] &lt;br /&gt;
** [[Copycat killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Fandom killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Pekka Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Anheroes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Columbine}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Natalie Rupnow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tumblr Series}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:TikTok]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Rupnow&#039;s simp faction</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-16T23:10:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* L.G.Ch.D. 2: Electric Boogaloo */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[File:Natalie fanart 6.jpg|100px|link=Natalie Rupnow]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;color:#803e37;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won&#039;t shut the fuck up about [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|simp]] will go [[L.G.Ch.D.|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Arthur Achleitner|Arthur]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Desmond Holly|Desmond]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-07 04.05.11.png|400px|center]] &lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:Rupnow Simp Faction.png|250px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow simps&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|December 16, 2024 - The heat death of the universe}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Earth|Global]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 16, injured 140}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Bomberman (Muhammad)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash (L.G.Ch.D., Jesus, Switzer Learning Center anon, Timofey, Łukasz, Owen, Fabian)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;FPS (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Solomon, Arthur, Robin, Desmond)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Simp}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Rupnow&#039;s simp faction}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow&#039;s fag faction ([[Portmanteau|fagtion]])&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow disciples&#039;&#039;&#039;) are a bunch of [[aspies]] all straight out of [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]] [[simping]] for the [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] school shooter [[Natalie Rupnow]] to the point of shooting up their own schools in her name. Usually they hope to impress her and possibly [[Sex|hook up]] with her in the afterlife. From [[L.G.Ch.D.|middle schoolers]] to [[Robin Westman|grown]] [[Arthur Achleitner|adults]], the following is a list of every [[High Score]]r who was motivated by simping for this bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
All of this began on December 16, 2024, when Natalie decided to shoot up her own school. With a miserable score of [[Fail|2 dead (plus her) and 6 injured]], her shooting should have been rightfully forgotten. However, since Natalie was a woman in male fields, she has received a lot of undeserved attention around the world. There have been several others before her, but most of them are [[Brenda Spencer|too non-recent]], [[Amy Bishop|hags]], or [[Audrey Hale|pooners]], so Natalie did a better job at resonating with the TCC zoomer crowd. Her first simp appeared a month after the attack, and she even knew him personally.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The nigger simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|Did I mention that Natalie hated niggers?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On January 22, 2025, in Nashville, a 17-year-old [[nigger]][[Incel|cel]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Solomon Henderson&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} committed a more pathetic shooting than his own inspiration by killing only one person and injuring another before quickly becoming [[an hero]]. He and Natalie followed each other on Twitter. He even recreated her stupid mirror selfie with a [[Negative XP]] shirt and, like her, posted a photo on [[Twitter]] of himself doing an OK sign inside a restroom just before shooting up his school. He is currently her biggest simp, but unfortunately not her last.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The half-Armenian simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Arthur Achleitner}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arthurcat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A [[Austria|Euro]][[Armenia|mutt]] is the current Rupnow simp champion.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 10, 2025, in Austria, a 21-year-old [[mutt]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Arthur Achleitner&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} shot up his former high school as revenge for bullying, killing 10 people and injuring 11 more before becoming [[an hero]]. It was discovered on his social media accounts that he had posted a photo of himself in a restroom, recreating Natalie&#039;s infamous last photo. He also included a quote from her manifesto in his bio. He is currently her most successful simp, which isn&#039;t an impressive feat considering the other buffoons that came after.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The tranny simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Robin Westman}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|A 23-year-old man having a crush on a 15-year-old girl? [[pedo|How weird...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On August 27, 2025, a 23-year-old tranny named &#039;&#039;&#039;Robin Westman&#039;&#039;&#039;{{trans}} killed 2 kids and injured 21 more at his former Catholic school before becoming [[an hero]]. He did this because he was groomed by [[764]]. He had scribbled Natalie Rupnow&#039;s name on his magazine, so he can be considered one of her simps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The second tranny simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|L.G.Ch.D.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sebas face.png|100px|thumb|left|Natalie&#039;s first female simp.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On September 9, 2025, a fat 12-year-old Mexican pooner named &#039;&#039;&#039;L.G.Ch.D.&#039;&#039;&#039;{{trans}} (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Sebas&#039;&#039;&#039;) attacked her school with an axe and a switchblade, only injuring the mother of a fellow student in the head before being [[fail|restrained]]. Before her attack, she posted a pic of her in a restroom, imitating the one by Rupnow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Torn between a school shooter and a fictional character ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Desmond Holly}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|[[Parasocial Syndrome#Sayo-nara|He simped for Sayori too.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On September 10, 2025, [[WTF|A FEW MINUTES]] after [[Charlie Kirk]]&#039;s assassination, 16-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Desmond Holly&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} shot up his school and [[fail|injured two students]] before [[An hero|becoming the only fatality of his attack]]. Although he didn&#039;t recreate Natalie&#039;s bathroom photo, he did recreate her stupid mirror selfie with [[Dylan Klebold]]&#039;s &amp;quot;Wrath&amp;quot; shirt on his [[TikTok]] account. He even put her on the second slide in case you didn&#039;t get the reference.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Venezuelan simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Jesus Adrian Ladera 2.png|thumb|left|100px|The face is not clearly visible due to the quality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2025, days after the [[Lex Ashton]] attack, in [[Venezuela]], an [[incel]] known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Jesus Adrian Ladera&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} went to his [[school]] and took a picture of himself in the bathroom. Then he came out, pulled out a knife, and stabbed his three classmates before being pushed against the [[school]] stairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Asshole&#039;s mouth ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Switzer Learning Center Anon}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SwitzerLearningCenterStabber.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The most embarrassing one so far.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On October 14, 2025, &#039;&#039;&#039;an anonymous 17-year-old student&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} attacked his sped school (the same one [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] attended), stabbing 3 staff members. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many [[sarcasm|original]] references to [[Columbine]], [[Nikolas Cruz]], and of course, Natalie Rupnow, by copying her mirror selfie with the exact same KMFDM shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The SEAnigger simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|His heart blew up for Natalie (and so did his school).]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On November 7, 2025, 17-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Muslim}} blew up his school in Indonesia, injuring [[WTF|96]] people and killing no one before [[fail|failing]] to become [[an hero]]. On his TikTok account, he recreated her mirror selfie (with [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]&#039;s &amp;quot;Hatred&amp;quot; shirt) and her OK sign. He also carried out his attack on Natalie&#039;s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The looksmaxxing simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-10 12.12.52.png|100px|thumb|left|Looksmaxxing will not help you win her heart bro...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 6, 2025, 20-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Edwards&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} was charged for making a shooting threat towards a Michigan elementary school on his TikTok account. In addition to this threat and a post about him trying to [[looksmaxx]], he also recreated Rupnow&#039;s mirror selfie and her restroom photo. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Slavic simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Tried to win her heart on the first anniversary of her shooting.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 16, 2025, 15-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Timofey Kulyamov&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided to celebrate the anniversary of the Abundant Life Christian School shooting by stabbing a 10-year-old student to death and injuring a security guard at his school. In addition to committing his attack on the anniversary of Rupnow&#039;s shooting, he posted a photo of himself doing the OK sign on his TikTok account and mentioned [[Solomon Henderson|several]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat|previous]] simps in his manifesto.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The second Slavic simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lukasz G..jpg|thumb|left|100px|&amp;quot;Just kill your family bro&amp;quot;Brutal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On February 26, 2026, in [[Poland]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Łukasz G.&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded himself killing his stepdad and grandma with an axe. Since he was a WPD user and posted his own gameplay footage there, the jannies banned all discussion of him so that the site wouldn&#039;t get investigated by glowies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Owen Simpien ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You did it for her, and in the end you [[Fail|got an ass kicking]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 5, 2026, 14-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Owen Ruvien&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided it was time to go [[postal]], so he took 2 knives and got his ass kicked by a sleeping hopeless bum. He referenced Rupnow by reenacting her shitting photo and also reposted edits of her on [[TikTok]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|Another Mexican simp, but not a pooner this time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 23, [[2026]], in [[Mexico|Beanerland]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fabian&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Lex Ashton]], and just like his idol, he got zero notoriety at all and has been forgotten by every person who isnt a waste of resources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== High Scores ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
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|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#65ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Arthur Achleitner]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 10&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
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| [[Robin Westman]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 2 &lt;br /&gt;
| 21	&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
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| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
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| Łukasz G.&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 &lt;br /&gt;
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| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Solomon Henderson]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1 &lt;br /&gt;
| N &lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[WTF|96]]&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Jesus Adrian Ladera&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Switzer Learning Center Anon|Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Fabian&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Desmond Holly]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Owen Ruvien]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Joel Edwards&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Epic Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== How to win Natalie&#039;s heart ==&lt;br /&gt;
Here are some signs that may indicate that a school shooter simps for her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Posting a video of themselves inside a restroom, trying to recreate her infamous last photo (especially if they also do the OK sign).&lt;br /&gt;
* Imitating her stupid mirror selfie while also wearing a stupid school shooter-themed shirt. &lt;br /&gt;
* Referencing her in another way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AverageRupnowSimp.jpg|Average Rupnow simp&lt;br /&gt;
ssstik.io_@.mikalight_1770200603874.mp4&lt;br /&gt;
Screenshot 2025-12-08 04.55.14.png|Collage of Rupnow simp faggotry&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Simp]] - What they are. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Who they simp for. &lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Other murderous losers&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Chobots]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Columbine Copycats]] &lt;br /&gt;
** [[Copycat killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Fandom killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Pekka Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Anheroes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Columbine}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Natalie Rupnow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tumblr Series}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:TikTok]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Rupnow&#039;s simp faction</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-16T23:06:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* The second Slavic simp */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Aspergers|plural=yes}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[File:Natalie fanart 6.jpg|100px|link=Natalie Rupnow]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;color:#803e37;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won&#039;t shut the fuck up about [[Natalie Rupnow|The Supreme Lady]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|simp]] will go [[L.G.Ch.D.|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Arthur Achleitner|Arthur]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Desmond Holly|Desmond]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-07 04.05.11.png|400px|center]] &lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:Rupnow Simp Faction.png|250px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow simps&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|December 16, 2024 - The heat death of the universe}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Earth|Global]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Various}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 16, injured 140}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Bomberman (Muhammad)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash (L.G.Ch.D., Jesus, Switzer Learning Center anon, Timofey, Łukasz, Owen, Fabian)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;FPS (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Yes (Solomon, Arthur, Robin, Desmond)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No (everyone else)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Simp}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Rupnow&#039;s simp faction}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow&#039;s fag faction ([[Portmanteau|fagtion]])&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rupnow disciples&#039;&#039;&#039;) are a bunch of [[aspies]] all straight out of [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]] [[simping]] for the [[16-year-old girl|teenage girl]] school shooter [[Natalie Rupnow]] to the point of shooting up their own schools in her name. Usually they hope to impress her and possibly [[Sex|hook up]] with her in the afterlife. From [[L.G.Ch.D.|middle schoolers]] to [[Robin Westman|grown]] [[Arthur Achleitner|adults]], the following is a list of every [[High Score]]r who was motivated by simping for this bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
All of this began on December 16, 2024, when Natalie decided to shoot up her own school. With a miserable score of [[Fail|2 dead (plus her) and 6 injured]], her shooting should have been rightfully forgotten. However, since Natalie was a woman in male fields, she has received a lot of undeserved attention around the world. There have been several others before her, but most of them are [[Brenda Spencer|too non-recent]], [[Amy Bishop|hags]], or [[Audrey Hale|pooners]], so Natalie did a better job at resonating with the TCC zoomer crowd. Her first simp appeared a month after the attack, and she even knew him personally.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The nigger simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|Did I mention that Natalie hated niggers?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On January 22, 2025, in Nashville, a 17-year-old [[nigger]][[Incel|cel]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Solomon Henderson&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} committed a more pathetic shooting than his own inspiration by killing only one person and injuring another before quickly becoming [[an hero]]. He and Natalie followed each other on Twitter. He even recreated her stupid mirror selfie with a [[Negative XP]] shirt and, like her, posted a photo on [[Twitter]] of himself doing an OK sign inside a restroom just before shooting up his school. He is currently her biggest simp, but unfortunately not her last.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The half-Armenian simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Arthur Achleitner}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arthurcat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A [[Austria|Euro]][[Armenia|mutt]] is the current Rupnow simp champion.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 10, 2025, in Austria, a 21-year-old [[mutt]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Arthur Achleitner&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} shot up his former high school as revenge for bullying, killing 10 people and injuring 11 more before becoming [[an hero]]. It was discovered on his social media accounts that he had posted a photo of himself in a restroom, recreating Natalie&#039;s infamous last photo. He also included a quote from her manifesto in his bio. He is currently her most successful simp, which isn&#039;t an impressive feat considering the other buffoons that came after.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The tranny simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Robin Westman}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|A 23-year-old man having a crush on a 15-year-old girl? [[pedo|How weird...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 27, 2025, a 23-year-old tranny named &#039;&#039;&#039;Robin Westman&#039;&#039;&#039;{{trans}} killed 2 kids and injured 21 more at his former Catholic school before becoming [[an hero]]. He did this because he was groomed by [[764]]. He had scribbled Natalie Rupnow&#039;s name on his magazine, so he can be considered one of her simps.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The second tranny simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|L.G.Ch.D.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sebas face.png|100px|thumb|left|Natalie&#039;s first female simp.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 9, 2025, a fat 12-year-old Mexican pooner named &#039;&#039;&#039;L.G.Ch.D.&#039;&#039;&#039;{{trans}} (a.k.a. &#039;&#039;&#039;Sebas&#039;&#039;&#039;) attacked her school with an axe and a switchblade, only injuring the mother of a fellow student in the head before being [[fail|restrained]]. Before her attack, she posted a pic of her in a restroom, imitating the one by Rupnow.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Torn between a school shooter and a fictional character ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Desmond Holly}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|[[Parasocial Syndrome#Sayo-nara|He simped for Sayori too.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 10, 2025, [[WTF|A FEW MINUTES]] after [[Charlie Kirk]]&#039;s assassination, 16-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Desmond Holly&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} shot up his school and [[fail|injured two students]] before [[An hero|becoming the only fatality of his attack]]. Although he didn&#039;t recreate Natalie&#039;s bathroom photo, he did recreate her stupid mirror selfie with [[Dylan Klebold]]&#039;s &amp;quot;Wrath&amp;quot; shirt on his [[TikTok]] account. He even put her on the second slide in case you didn&#039;t get the reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The Venezuelan simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jesus Adrian Ladera 2.png|thumb|left|100px|The face is not clearly visible due to the quality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2025, days after the [[Lex Ashton]] attack, in [[Venezuela]], an [[incel]] known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Jesus Adrian Ladera&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} went to his [[school]] and took a picture of himself in the bathroom. Then he came out, pulled out a knife, and stabbed his three classmates before being pushed against the [[school]] stairs.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== Asshole&#039;s mouth ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Switzer Learning Center Anon}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:SwitzerLearningCenterStabber.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The most embarrassing one so far.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On October 14, 2025, &#039;&#039;&#039;an anonymous 17-year-old student&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} attacked his sped school (the same one [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] attended), stabbing 3 staff members. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many [[sarcasm|original]] references to [[Columbine]], [[Nikolas Cruz]], and of course, Natalie Rupnow, by copying her mirror selfie with the exact same KMFDM shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The SEAnigger simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|His heart blew up for Natalie (and so did his school).]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On November 7, 2025, 17-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Muslim}} blew up his school in Indonesia, injuring [[WTF|96]] people and killing no one before [[fail|failing]] to become [[an hero]]. On his TikTok account, he recreated her mirror selfie (with [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]&#039;s &amp;quot;Hatred&amp;quot; shirt) and her OK sign. He also carried out his attack on Natalie&#039;s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The looksmaxxing simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot 2025-12-10 12.12.52.png|100px|thumb|left|Looksmaxxing will not help you win her heart bro...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 6, 2025, 20-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Edwards&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Columbiner}} was charged for making a shooting threat towards a Michigan elementary school on his TikTok account. In addition to this threat and a post about him trying to [[looksmaxx]], he also recreated Rupnow&#039;s mirror selfie and her restroom photo. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Slavic simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Tried to win her heart on the first anniversary of her shooting.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 16, 2025, 15-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Timofey Kulyamov&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided to celebrate the anniversary of the Abundant Life Christian School shooting by stabbing a 10-year-old student to death and injuring a security guard at his school. In addition to committing his attack on the anniversary of Rupnow&#039;s shooting, he posted a photo of himself doing the OK sign on his TikTok account and mentioned [[Solomon Henderson|several]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat|previous]] simps in his manifesto.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
=== The second Slavic simp ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lukasz G..jpg|thumb|left|100px|&amp;quot;Just kill your family bro&amp;quot;Brutal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On February 26, 2026, in [[Poland]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Łukasz G.&#039;&#039;&#039; recorded himself killing his stepdad and grandma with an axe. Since he was a WPD user and posted his own gameplay footage there, the jannies banned all discussion of him so that the site wouldn&#039;t get investigated by glowies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Owen Simpien ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You did it for her, and in the end you [[Fail|got an ass kicking]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 5, 2026, 14-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Owen Ruvien&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided it was time to go [[postal]], so he took 2 knives and got his ass kicked by a sleeping hopeless bum. He referenced Rupnow by reenacting her shitting photo and also reposted edits of her on [[TikTok]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn&#039;t even have an article lmaooo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|Another Mexican simp, but not a pooner this time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 23, [[2026]], in [[Mexico]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Fabian&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]], Natalie&#039;s simp was also a simp.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== High Scores ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
! RANK &lt;br /&gt;
! &lt;br /&gt;
! PLAYER &lt;br /&gt;
! CONFIRMED KILLS &lt;br /&gt;
! INJURED &lt;br /&gt;
! AN HERO &lt;br /&gt;
! YEAR &lt;br /&gt;
! STYLE &lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#65ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Arthur Achleitner]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 10&lt;br /&gt;
| 11&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#b1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Robin Westman]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 2 &lt;br /&gt;
| 21	&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#b1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]] &lt;br /&gt;
| Łukasz G.&lt;br /&gt;
| 2 &lt;br /&gt;
| 0	&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Solomon Henderson]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025 &lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]] &lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| 1 &lt;br /&gt;
| N &lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[WTF|96]]&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Bomberman&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Jesus Adrian Ladera&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Switzer Learning Center Anon|Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Fabian&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 3&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Desmond Holly]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
| Y&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#d1ff00&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Owen Ruvien]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| 1&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026&lt;br /&gt;
| Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash&lt;br /&gt;
|- style{{=}}&amp;quot;background:#ff0000&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
| _row_count&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Joel Edwards&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Epic Fail|0]]&lt;br /&gt;
| N&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025&lt;br /&gt;
| FPS&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== How to win Natalie&#039;s heart ==&lt;br /&gt;
Here are some signs that may indicate that a school shooter simps for her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Posting a video of themselves inside a restroom, trying to recreate her infamous last photo (especially if they also do the OK sign).&lt;br /&gt;
* Imitating her stupid mirror selfie while also wearing a stupid school shooter-themed shirt. &lt;br /&gt;
* Referencing her in another way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AverageRupnowSimp.jpg|Average Rupnow simp&lt;br /&gt;
ssstik.io_@.mikalight_1770200603874.mp4&lt;br /&gt;
Screenshot 2025-12-08 04.55.14.png|Collage of Rupnow simp faggotry&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Simp]] - What they are. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Who they simp for. &lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Other murderous losers&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Chobots]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Columbine Copycats]] &lt;br /&gt;
** [[Copycat killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Fandom killers]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Kill count by website]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Loserinfo]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Pekka Copycats]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Tarrantulas]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Anheroes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Columbine}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Natalie Rupnow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tumblr Series}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:TikTok]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Mexico</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* In the Wild */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung| GOT PERMABANNED BY THE NEW [[Donald Trump|US PRESIDENT]] LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Rainbowpyramid|¡VIVA MÉXICO, CABRONES!}}&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:2204mexico flag over us flag .jpg|thumb|left|[[Oh noes]], the [[Spics]] took over America!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:WelcomeToMexico.jpeg|thumb|&amp;quot;This is how you get people to look up at you, in Meheeko.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Google_mexicans_suggested_searches.gif|thumb|[[Google]] hates Mexicans, and rightfully so.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Plate Thief sm blur.jpg|thumb|Mexicans contribute greatly to the US economy. [[Sarcasm|Great hiring Pep Boys]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tween-dora-the-explorer.jpg|thumb|IRL all Mexican girls are butt-ugly, smelly [[fat]] [[whores]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Mexico&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;mex&#039;&#039; as in &amp;quot;Mexs&amp;quot; to shout out at a Mexican - [[卐]] - &#039;&#039;jee&#039;&#039; as in &#039;&#039;[[Hello|HI]] pronounced &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; since it&#039;s Spanish &#039;&#039;-ko&#039;&#039; as in [[Cocaine]]) is a giant contaminated drug lab full of illegal immigrants, chili peppers, government oppression, massive fucking drug wars, [[drug dealer|dealers]], [[whores]], corruption, [[Alcohol#Tequila|tequila]], factories, jumping beans, blindingly quick mice, sombreros, tacos, and of course, the filthy [[Spics]]. The entire continent of Central and [[South America]] could actually be considered Mexican since they&#039;re all just fucking brown beaners [[amirite]]? Mexico is currently &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;in contention with [[Africa]], [[Afghanistan]], [[Pakistan]], [[Ukraine]] and the [[Balkans]] for the title of&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the [[Mexico|Biggest Shithole on Earth]]. At present, what remains of Mexico is a [[Fail|failed state]] ruled by an Oligarchy and one of the world&#039;s most dangerous [[Mafia]]s that governs (is suspected to be [[CIA]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mexico_map.jpg|thumb|The fact that eludes most low-IQ [[spics]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mexico today.png|thumb|Mexico today]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mexicans_and_Sharpies.jpeg|thumb|[[Typical]] Mexican schoolgirls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mexican-Baseball-lg.gif|thumb|[[Typical]] Mexican sport, which centers around [[animal abuse]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexican family going to church.jpg|thumb|Pictured: [[Catholic|An average Mexican family on its weekly outing to the local church]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Beaners.jpg|thumb|[[In Soviet Russia]], aliens deport YOU!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mexican gas chamber.jpg|thumb|If beaners did the [[holocaust]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The first civilizations in Mexico, the Mayans, were the result of [[sick fuck]] [[Cthulhu|star-gods]] trolling the [[Injuns|timber niggers]] by teaching them [[Guro|human sacrifice]], up to and including [[Emo|self-cutting]], [[acrotomophilia]] and [[cannibalism]].  The Injuns must continue to murderfuck each other in the most [[lulz]]y ways possible for the gods&#039; entertainment, or else they will [[Delete fucking everything|destroy the world]] in [[2012]] (which never happened).  The Mayans invented football, but their original concept was that if somebody lost he would be flayed alive and tortured to death as a sacrifice to [[Allah|God]]. Then the Mayans were replaced by the Aztecs who were ten tines worse as they [[Holocaust|literally sacrificed thousands of their enslaved victims]] by cutting them open ala surgery without anaesthesia and then dragging their heart out to the Sun while alive and beating (even the most sick [[Japan]]ese couldn&#039;t compete with Aztec religious practice) but their reign ended when in the 16th century [[Spain]] tested out their first prototype of [[Plague Inc]] by bombarding the Aztecs with [[AIDS|the lethal bioweapon smallpox.]] They got replaced with [[slavery|free labor]] from [[Africa]] and the [[Philippines|East Indies]], hence the reason why some Mexicans appear [[nigger|blacker]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mayans kept their own land for the next 170 years (and live there still, [[Rape|kidnapping]] the odd tourist and gibbering about the [[Guro|glory of human sacrifice]]). The Mayans like to think of themselves as [[pretty cool guy]]s, but really it was the Aztecs that had all the [[gold]], while all the Mayans had was chocolate and a bunch of boring [[het]] slashfic about their [[chikins|chicken serpent]] god [[Mudkip|Quetzalcoatl]], which by the way the god [[TL;DR|Xiuhcoatl]] would have pwned anyways. (cause it&#039;s got an &#039;[[X]]&#039; in the name and everyone knows [[Truth|the letter &#039;X&#039; makes everything cooler]])&lt;br /&gt;
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The term &amp;quot;Mexican&amp;quot; is also used by people who want to save time and effort memorizing worthless countries like Guatemala, Honduras, Colombia, Venezuela, and Nicaragua but not [[Brazil]] since its nigger/trap/aids population makes it undesirable for anyone. The origin of the name &amp;quot;Mexican&amp;quot; [[Shit nobody cares about|has been suggested to be derived from Mextli or Mēxihtli, a secret name for the god of war and patron of the Aztecs, Huitzilopitchli, in which case Mēxihco means &amp;quot;Place where Mēxihtli lives.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 19th century, Mexico&#039;s Government was pwned out of [[Texas]] by crazy [[rednecks]] who later [[Truth|gave it as a gift]] to the [[United States]]. It was during this period that the U.S. [[I accidentally X|accidentally]] captured [[New Mexico]], which the U.S. has unsuccessfully been trying to give back for 150 years.&lt;br /&gt;
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Modern Mexicans are a [[fail|strange race]], a mix of [[sand nigger|mediterranean european]], native Mexican tribes, random immigrants (people actually immigrate TO Mexico, [[SRSLY]], and a drop of [[nigger]]. Hierarchically they fall somewhere between [[nigger|black folk]] and the [[wiggers]] in terms of cultural, social, political and technological sophistication. They are not skilled at very many things but in those things in which they are, include such vital activities as mowing your lawn, taking out your trash, cleaning your toilets and sweeping your streets. Hence their value to society must not be underestimated.&lt;br /&gt;
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While there have been few examples of Mexican celebrities finding overseas success, prominent Mexican citizen [http://skepdic.com/chupa.html Chupacabra] enjoyed brief fame in 1991. And of course, there&#039;s always Ricardo Montalban. Other famed celebrity personalities include [[unfunny|George Lopez]], [[Che Guevara]] ([[fact|actually &amp;quot;white&amp;quot; argentinian]]), [[tits|Salma Hayek]] and [[The Most Interesting Man In The World]]. The main exports of Mexico include beer, firearms, [[drugs]] but mainly [[spics|illegal immigrants]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Last Thursday]], Mexico became the birth place of [[swine flu]]. This occurred when Mexicans unintentionally contracted the strain by partaking in their favorite weekly activity of [[muhammad|pig fucking]]. And thus inadvertently further demonstrated how Mexico really is the shittiest filthy place in the world. 100 beaners died and [[lulz]] were had when the Mexican Government started [[delete fucking everything|closing fucking everything]] to [[fail|prevent it from spreading]], after which they infected over 9,000 eurofags, and a few Jews, and had it spread from [[Russia]] to [[Peru]] to [[Canada]] to [[Israel]]. Of course [[none]] of this would have happened if [[you]] had not gone to Mexico for Spring Break, [[fucktard|dumbass]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{youtube|cTZC-j48JWg|Typical reaction from reading a wikipedia article about Mexican holidays}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Christmas|Present]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mexicanmeal.jpg|thumb|[[El Blog del Narco]] has great examples of modern day Mexican cuisine]]&lt;br /&gt;
Modern Mexico is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;in&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; a sad, lulz-less state. In the late 1990s, the ruling [[Nazi|PRI]] government began distributing maps, first-aid kits, and fake IDs to select households to encourage the systematic immigration of the entire populace to the United States, an initiative dubbed [[GTFO|&amp;quot;Vete a la Chingada de Aquí&amp;quot;]]. In the interim, Mexico is used primarily as a storehouse for drugs, [[guns]], and whores (especially whores). It is also where over [[Statistics|90%]] of Americans dump their shit, making Mexico the garbage dump of the world (just behind [[New Jersey]]).&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ElBlogdelNarco.jpg|thumb|An example of peaceful serenity in Mexico, brought to you by [[El Blog del Narco]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Illegal immigrants that are apprehended by [[the man]] are invariably [[Banned|sent back]] to Mexico (or [[Meh]]-he-ko, as it is pronounced in their primitive tongue). While many favor this initiative, the resulting &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;labor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; slave shortage would force whitey to pay the [[Union]]s fair wages for all those jobs typically filled by the Mexican, or actually getting HIS hands dirty with work in the janitorial, landscaping or lunch-serving fields. As we all know that will never happen, U.S. officials currently have a &amp;quot;revolving door&amp;quot; border policy with Mexico, meaning that once deported, illegal immigrants are free to sneak back over when no one is looking (but not when [[noone]] is looking).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Art.heads.in.coolers.jpg‎|thumb|How to win]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The major [[capitalist|industries]] in Mexico have stepped up to deal with [[poverty]] in their land, though. Last year [[CIA|major drug cartels]], bored with just running shit brick [[weed]] and [[pedophiles|trained professionals]] across the border, wanted to show they cared, so they decided to [[Trolling IRL|sponsor]] &#039;&#039;[[American Idol|Mexican Idol]]&#039;&#039;, in which [[over 9,000]] [[Fucktard|contestants]] have to [[Decapitation|chop off]] their competitor&#039;s heads and [[pwned|stick them in coolers]] leaving them by the side of the road to show how [[hardcore]] they are. The [[winnar]] who makes it to the end gets an 8ball of [[crack]] and a lifetime [[Assassination|contract]] for [[Sony|making music]] with [[Illuminati|major government officials]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the Wild==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dora has boobs.jpg|thumb|right|250px|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;No fair.  The Dora on Nickelodeon doesn&#039;t have [[Boobs|Mommy Bags]] like the Mexican Bimbo on the right&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
The wild Mexican is quite an inquisitive creature with an unmatched curiosity and mustache. If you are lucky enough to encounter one of these majestic beasts in the wild, there are certain precautions one must take to ensure their own personal safety.&lt;br /&gt;
#Cover up any exposed money or valuables as they WILL try to steal them&lt;br /&gt;
#Avoid looking directly into their mustache as it may cause temporary paralysis and a severe case of diarrhea&lt;br /&gt;
#Do not offer them any food, they have a very sensitive stomach that will only accept certain substances (see below)&lt;br /&gt;
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If these precautions are met, watching these beautiful creatures in their wild habitat can be quite a rewarding hobby (see Borderguard)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ytlink|XSf0ANnAxVE|JBL shows us how its done.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==In Captivity==&lt;br /&gt;
When keeping Mexicans as a pet, one must consider if they can actually care for their newfound family member/moustachioed taco receptacle. Mexicans require daily care and attention, such as:&lt;br /&gt;
#Manual Labor&lt;br /&gt;
#Clean Bedding(yesterday&#039;s newspaper will do just fine, dont use anything of value as they will steal it)&lt;br /&gt;
#A large place to run about and dig with a high, barb-wired fence, at least 19 feet high. They will easily jump anything of lesser height and escape.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the wild, Mexicans eat a wide variety of tortilla/bean/cheese/car part combinations and they often drink large quantities of bong water and gasoline (diesel only, btw). When keeping Mexicans, it is best to emulate their natural diet as closely as possible. Some recommended foods are:&lt;br /&gt;
#Motor oil&lt;br /&gt;
#Chain link fence&lt;br /&gt;
#tacos&lt;br /&gt;
#burritos&lt;br /&gt;
#taquitos&lt;br /&gt;
#burraquitos&lt;br /&gt;
#and &#039;dee twenny eench speener reems&#039; Translation: 20 inch spinner rims&lt;br /&gt;
This balanced diet, along with daily exercise (border jumping and ditch digging) will ensure that your sweaty little friend is around for many years of fun family entertainment.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mexican Intelligence==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mexican intelligence&amp;quot; is, in fact, an [[oxymoron]], since the intellect of your average [[Oil#People_With_Oil|Crisco pumper]] falls somewhere between that of a dead [[goatse|goat]] and the lube of said dirty carcass used to insert into its [[In the pooper|butthole]] by his unwashed (and [[smegma|uncircumcised]]) [[schlong]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Scientists]] have speculated that the [[Terri Schiavo|brain dead]] look on a Mexican&#039;s face (see picture) is due to a complete lack of the part of the [[human]] [[brain]] responsible for [[Existence|self-awareness]] and [[common sense]]. They all are also politically and [[retarded|socially behind]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Experimentation has revealed that the closest any other race can come to experiencing what the brain of a [[Carlos Mencia|spic]] feels like is to be bludgeoned in the head with a lead pipe until delirious and on the fringe of going into a coma. This constant state of [[retard|delirium]] is the reason why Mexico is a [[4chan|shit hole]] and nothing is or can be done right in cities where these members of the Mexican race are a majority.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Language==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Narcovideo.png|thumb|[[Narcovideo]]s are considered to be Mexico&#039;s finest exports to the [[internets]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[[George W. Bush|Jeb Bush]] is crazy, who cares that he speaks [[Fail|Mexican]], this is [[USA|America]], English !!|Wise words from [[The Donald]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Mexicans speak a bastardised dialect of Spanish loaded with clucking and spattering. Due to their constant use of the sound &#039;oy&#039; as in [[????|&amp;quot;oy con dios&amp;quot;]], there&#039;s big argument over, whether or not they were the [[Totalulz|ORGInal Jews]], which could be easily be proven by the way they [[not|enter the USA]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that learning English is important for every enterprising Mexican. Nothing could be further from the truth. As long as a Mexican&#039;s English is good enough to understand a few simple phrases, such as &amp;quot;mow lawn&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;leaf blower in garage&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;no money to pay you&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;go home or I call ICE&amp;quot;, that is all the English they will ever need.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Mexican.jpg|thumb|An [[IRL]] Mexican]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MexicanCrapArt2.jpg|thumb|Mexican &amp;quot;art&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MexicoGunFreeZone.png|thumb|All of Mexico is a &amp;quot;Gun Free&amp;quot; zone due to Mexico&#039;s sane and reasonable firearms prohibitions.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Literature==&lt;br /&gt;
Mexican literature is one of the most prolific and influential of the Spanish language along with the literatures of Spain, Argentina and Cuba. It has internationally recognized authors such as Juan Rulfo, Octavio Paz, Carlos Fuentes, Amado Nervo and several others.&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps the most famous and archetypal Mexican poem is the following one-verse work by Octavio Paz, describing the hardships endured by migrant laborers:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;strong&amp;gt;Soy Peón&amp;lt;/strong&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;My name it is Pancho.&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;I work on the rancho.&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;I make-a fi pesos a day.&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;At night I see Lucy.&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;She gimme some poosey&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;And take my fi pesos away.&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Mexican illegal alien&#039;s wet dream==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Music==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nortec Nortec]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hocico Hocico], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Amduscia Amduscia] etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll Mexicans==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Smileforthecamera.png|thumb|These guys are smiling since they realized they were trolled]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sniper riffle spicshoot.jpg|thumb|How to control the flow of illegal spic aliens]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trump-anchor.jpg|thumb|[[Donald Trump|Remind them about deportaion]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[IRL]]:&lt;br /&gt;
#Remind them that they&#039;re shorter, [[fugly|fuglier]], and the overall laughing stock of Latin America.&lt;br /&gt;
#No, you can&#039;t have my aluminum cans&lt;br /&gt;
#Confuse them with Guatemalans&lt;br /&gt;
#Call them Spics&lt;br /&gt;
#Call them &amp;quot;[[Chink|Chicanos]]&amp;quot; (seriously, they get really angry).&lt;br /&gt;
#Throw [[Shit|tacos]] at their faces.&lt;br /&gt;
#Say that &amp;quot;El Santo&amp;quot; is [[gay]] and deserved to die (some Mexican pedo-[[wrestler|wrestling]]).&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them how good it is be legal in a country.   &lt;br /&gt;
#Ask why their national soccer team is mostly made of Mexican citizens who are originally from [[Brazil]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Call Go, Diego, Go! savage for owning a pet Jaguar.&lt;br /&gt;
#Refer to all Mexicans as [[spics]]. &lt;br /&gt;
#Remind them how [[Argentina]] kicked their ass during the [[2010 World Cup]].&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Paul the Psychic Octopus|Remind them how until Spain won the World Cup]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them that their soccer team sucks for not getting a World Cup despite having two FIFA&#039;s in their shit country.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them for tips to cross illegally to other countries.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them to zerg rush another country.&lt;br /&gt;
#Say that El Zorro is a ripoff of masochistic supervillain Deathstroke.&lt;br /&gt;
#Blame them for the Swine Flu.&lt;br /&gt;
#Call them stupid; [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=estupido srysly]&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them why abortion isn&#039;t included in the Mexican lifestyle.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them why they dress like [[gangsta]] [[nigras]] (fucking cholos).&lt;br /&gt;
#Call Mayan noses unattractive.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them to go fold a taco.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them how great a hero Cortés was.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them [[Spanish]] dubs are better than theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
#(and consequently) Say that [[Spain]] can re-[[pwn]] them any day they want.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them that [[fact|Cesar Chavez was against illegal immigration and any guest-worker program]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them that [[fact|Che Guevara hated Mexicans]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Insist that Olmecs were Blacks, Chinese, or Aliens.&lt;br /&gt;
#Insist that the few white people in Mexico are more Mexican than any wannabe-Mexican anchor beaners in the States.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask why they are so obsessed with [[Jeffrey Dahmer]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Praise Jacks Black&#039;s Mexican accent in Nacho Libre.&lt;br /&gt;
#Say that Adal Ramones is funnier than Brozo, Andres Bustamante or any other moderately good Mexican comedian. If you don&#039;t know who the hell Adal is, then do the same thing but instead mention George Lopez.&lt;br /&gt;
#Insist that Pancho Villa got owned by [[Americunts]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Grow your own [[drugs]] and sue them for copyright.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them that China is (still) kicking their asses with the population stats (but not for long).&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them Aztec sounds cooler than Mexica.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them Halloween is better than Day of the Dead.&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them you support [[Donald Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Cheer during the boat scene at the end of [[Mad Mel|Apocalypto]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tell them to go back home and fix their [[Mexico|dirt-poor third-world Nazi-communist hellhole country]] because there is no such thing as &amp;quot;Aztlan&amp;quot; and they&#039;ll only get arrested, deported, and/or killed for trespassing on American soil.&lt;br /&gt;
#Insult Snow Pea from &#039;&#039;Mucha Lucha&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
#Inform them that [[fact|71 percent of Mexican women and 66 percent of Mexican men are overweight, &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;and that obesity in Mexico may exceed that of America by 2018]].[http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/health/news/article_1610712.php/Mexico-restricts-junk-food-in-schools-to-fight-obesity]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Wait a second, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html it already has!] HOLY FUCK!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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#[[????]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Profit!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Avoiding being trolled by them==&lt;br /&gt;
DO NOT fucking eat anything cooked by Mexicans, or [[Tubgirl|you will regret it]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beaner Creation Myth==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bad_father.jpg|thumb|Family bonding as it is done in Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Beaners (an honorific term for a Mexican, one that praises the healthy tint of his skin) believe that they are the children of Quetzalcoatl, the Aztec sky and creation [[god]]. The truth, however, is that they are the half-caste product of their parents fucking (and those Mexicans do a lot of fucking, [[amirite]]?).&lt;br /&gt;
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Many of these so-called &amp;quot;[[wigger|light-skinned]]&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;[[Obama|mixed race]] indigenous Mexica Azteca&amp;quot; nurture [[hate|socially unacceptable]] feelings regarding Spain&#039;s colonial past, believing that the Conquistadors destroyed their [[none|cultural heritage]], but what they ultimately [[you fail it|fail to realize]] is that &#039;&#039;&#039;they&#039;&#039;&#039; are the descendants of those [[rape|sexually uninhibited]] ex-cons, not the people currently living on that faraway peninsula.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Zapatistas|E.Z.L.N.]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:foodstamps.jpeg|thumb|National currency of Mexico]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Irl]] trolls, and Mexico&#039;s discount version of [[Al Qaeda]]. Known as [[Zapatistas]], they are what you get when you colonize a country but don&#039;t kill its Natives ([[South Africa|which is always a bad move]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mexicans are a Fertile People==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexicanmercedes.jpg|thumb|A mexican&#039;s dream luxury car.  Only the top 5% of Mexicans living in Mexifornia could afford this beast.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Prog_stations_tout.jpg|thumb|Voted hottest Mexican couple by [[Perez Hilton|E! News]] from 1940-2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
Mexicans have a proven history of having kids - lots of them, and early. How early? Recently, one in Brazil gave birth at [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,202601,00.html nine.] (Link to Fox News, well known for its journalistic integrity.) The record, however, was set in 1939, when a [http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp five-year, seven-month-old] girl gave birth, meaning she must&#039;ve gotten bizzay when she was four. When entertaining a Mexican at home, it is always important to first inquire whether or not he or she intends to have sex with you or your children, as (much like the [[Japanese]]), fornication is simply a polite way of saying hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is safe to assume that all Mexican women you meet are pregnant. For each child they shit out, the US government pays them an extra $250 in addition to their food coupons, which subsequently gets stolen by a lazy, welfare-leeching niggra.&lt;br /&gt;
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==People named Jesús==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Fat-mexican-bbw.jpg|thumb|Typical Mexican chick]]&lt;br /&gt;
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You may be surprised to find that in Mexico, there is Jesus. Not the [[Jesus|Jew nailed to the 2x4]], but &amp;quot;[[Doing it wrong|Jesús]],&amp;quot; a common male name. While the two names initially appear similar, note that the Mexican version places a mark above the &amp;quot;u&amp;quot; (the meaning of which continues to puzzle linguists), and that the pronunciation is similar to &amp;quot;HAY-zoos&amp;quot;. Some believe this is actually a corruption of &amp;quot;Hey, Zeus&amp;quot; and that the name began as a plea to the thunderbolt-wielding serial rapist from [[Greek]] mythology. Others think &amp;quot;ú&amp;quot; is simply a typo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mexicans in America==&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s no denying it: there&#039;s a whole bunch of corn-loving, crop circle-making [[aliens]] in the U.S. [[Srsly]]. Statistics indicate that Mexicans make up [[true|22.3%]] of the population in the U.S.A., selling taco-flavored kisses to make their way in a country that seems to be [[in the pooper|turning increasingly browner]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Edward_james_olmos_mexico.jpg|thumb|Actor Edward James Olmos celebrates Mexican style.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;A Day in the Life of a Typical Mexican-American&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Frida.jpg|thumb|dat eyebrow]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexican gay porn.jpeg|thumb|One example of their finest porn]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexifornia.jpg|thumb|Typical Mexican ID for Mexicans in America before 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexicans Crossing Roadsign.jpg|thumb|A common Mexifornian road sign]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Mexicans are a crossbreed of inferior races, a.k.a. New World Monkeys. That&#039;s what happens when you BUTTFUCK Buffalo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mexicans in America 2: The Movie==&lt;br /&gt;
Once in America, many Mexicans attempt to become more &amp;quot;American.&amp;quot; This is variably accomplished by: buying Hollister clothes; celebrating [[Thanksgiving]]; listening to [[Metal]], [[Rap]], or [[Country music]]; always using the word &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot; going to [[Hot Topic]]; [[yes|speaking comprehensible English]]; voting [[Republican]]; joining the [[military]]; and, most importantly, telling all the subsequent illegal Mexicans to &amp;quot;[[LOL WUT|Vete a la Chingada de Aquí mojado.]]&amp;quot; It is [[fact]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mexicans in America 3: The Reality Show==&lt;br /&gt;
America&#039;s first choice of music is overwhelmingly (c)[[rap]] (thank you, [[niggers]], [[wiggers]] and chiggers. [[Your mother]] would be proud). Mexicans often listen to rap to appear &amp;quot;bad ass&amp;quot; and even profess to love it. The problem of not actually understanding English, however, was something of a problem, until enterprising young Mex-Americans created Spanish (or Spanglish) rap. Unfortunately, this is even gayer than original rap. It is in fact so gay that the only thing gayer is French rap, which is humiliatingly gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mexican Weather==&lt;br /&gt;
As a direct result of all the lawnmowers being produced in factories across Mexico, the weather is usually hot and dry. However, the vast number of [[Taco Bell]]s provide a cool shade, as well as a welcome darkness for half of Mexico&#039;s population to have sex and/or [[rape]] in privacy. The other half, of course, are the ones being raped.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Roof Dwellers==&lt;br /&gt;
The expensive (and motherfucking slow) tubes from Mexico[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_in_Mexico] are affordable only by the richest of ricos. They also have [[basement dwellers]], but since the weather is hot as [[Hell]] (literally) and every top tier Mexican house has at least one abandoned room near the roof for domestic workers, Mexican &amp;quot;basement dwellers&amp;quot; move to the roof where they do the same crazy shit as their counterparts [[everywhere]] else.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to Mexico==&lt;br /&gt;
# Flee your gang-infested country because it is so dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;
# Do not assimilate into new country&#039;s culture and force them to adapt to your fat ass.&lt;br /&gt;
# Reproduce at the rate of cockroaches and burden social welfare system until it collapses.&lt;br /&gt;
# Purposefully mold your new community into a replica of the place that you fled!&lt;br /&gt;
# Eat beans and have more babies.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Absolut Lulz==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexico city.JPG|thumb|[[Typical]] Mexican city. Or maybe California. Same thing anywhere there are Mexicans.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Absolut vodka ad mexico.jpg|thumb|center|Thank God this was [[fixed]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[At least 100|Recently]], the [[Swedish]] [[vodka]] company &amp;quot;Absolut&amp;quot; ran a controversial magazine/billboard ad in which they displayed a map of the borders of the [[United States]] and Mexico in the [[at least 100 years ago|early 1800s]] prior to Anglo-American conquest. On top of this map was the caption &amp;quot;In an Absolut World&amp;quot;, with a bottle of vodka sitting in the corner. What this has to do with alcohol is beyond anyone&#039;s imagination, but it&#039;s not like commercials ever try to make sense, anyway. Like pussies, Absolut only ran the ad in Mexico, but enterprising [[Americunts|Americans]] found out about it and immediately felt [[butthurt]], demanding that the ad be pulled from circuit. Absolut, feeling both public pressure and [[troll&#039;s remorse]], yanked the ad like the faggots they are. They did this mainly because they didn&#039;t want to lose their American market, which is much more important to them (silly Absolut - the Mexican&#039;s drink is [[Tila Tequila|Tequila]].) &lt;br /&gt;
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While the incident was soon forgotten, evidence of this long-ago, brutal skirmish remains on the Internets. On the one side of the Showdown of Stupidity were the fucktards who claimed the ad was disrespectful to Americans and that Absolut was run by a bunch of left-wing [[Terrorism|t&#039;rrist]] supporters; on the other was the equally fucktarded opposition, composed mainly of [[hippies]] and beaners who like to yell about freedom of speech, stolen territory, and all that other shit that people just start to tune out after a while. Below are some links to Absolut-gate, replete with [[drama]], [[lulz]], and [[retardation]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://archive.fo/ol16y News article on the incident.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Cops-in-Mexico-City-560821.html The Federal Beaner Investigation in action.]&lt;br /&gt;
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===YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
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* {{ytlink|fb_QRjaAkgI|Some &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;senile&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wise old farts discuss the topic on CNN.}}&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{ytlink|UJhjwyX8Mr0|Absolut apologizes}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* {{ytlink|M8ch0QHImCk|To err is human, to forgive is Un-American.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fact of the Day==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Space Seed 2.jpg|thumb|Star Trek [[Khan]]: Lock up your señoritas!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Space Seed 3.jpg|thumb|Star Trek [[Khan]]: TV&#039;s first interracial kiss between a Mexican and a [[ginger]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MexicoConquersUSA.jpg|thumb|Status of Mexican influx. Uh-oh.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Villain [[Khan]] from &#039;&#039;[[Star Trek]]&#039;&#039; was in fact a Mexican. &#039;&#039;Trek&#039;&#039; producers were trying to find a really scary [[racism|racial]] stereotype and rejected a [[Viking]], a [[Borg]], and a [[Nazi]] before settling on Khan as we know him today. In the episode &amp;quot;Viva Khaaan!!!!&amp;quot;, Khan (real name: Rodolfo Neri Vela [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodolfo_Neri_Vela]) is Mexico&#039;s first (and subsequently only) astronaut, who in 1985 steals the Space Shuttle &#039;&#039;[[Atlantis]]&#039;&#039;, and then tries to steal the &#039;&#039;Enterprise&#039;&#039; from Jew [[William Shatner|Captain Kirk]] after a three-century [[lazy|siesta]]. In a historical cross-cultural TV [[love]] scene, Khan is permitted to kiss a [[ginger]], an act not repeated until &#039;&#039;[[MILF|Desperate Housewives]]&#039;&#039;. In actuality, there are no Mexicans on any of the &#039;&#039;Star Trek&#039;&#039; episodes because, as one could guess, Mexicans don&#039;t want to work in the future either.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, there are no Mexican [[Olympic]] teams because any one of them whom are able to run, jump, or swim, are of course illegal immigrants in the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cinco de mayo==&lt;br /&gt;
This is a holiday which was invented by the [[Alcohol]] industry as an excuse for Americans to get totally shitfaced while wearing a sombrero. It is loosely based on Mexican history when [[France]], after realizing how pathetic Mexico is and that the water there is not safe for human consumption, called off its imperial pwning in favor of [[Africa|someplace more worthy of conquest]].  Actual Mexicans don&#039;t particularly give a shit about it, either.&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Mexican&#039;s Career Options==&lt;br /&gt;
* Village idiot&lt;br /&gt;
* [[moot|4chan admin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Aztec high priest&lt;br /&gt;
* Bandito&lt;br /&gt;
* Bassist for [[Metallica]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Bullfighter&lt;br /&gt;
* Burglar (males)&lt;br /&gt;
* Catholic priest&lt;br /&gt;
* Collector of aluminum, glass, &amp;amp; plastic for cash&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ed Rodriguez|Criminal]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Day laborer&lt;br /&gt;
* Donkey show star&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drug]] trafficker&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Farm Town|Farmer]] (beans, maize, rice, sugarcane, various fruit, wheat, and/or [[marijuana]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gringo Go Home]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sea Kittens|Fisherman]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Fruit vendor &lt;br /&gt;
* Garbage collector&lt;br /&gt;
* Gardener&lt;br /&gt;
* Gum salesman&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Graffiti]] &amp;quot;artist&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Home Depot CEO&lt;br /&gt;
* Illegal immigrant&lt;br /&gt;
* Janitor&lt;br /&gt;
* Lazy assistant to [[white]] high school Spanish teacher&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ibgEek3rpA Lion food.]&lt;br /&gt;
* Low-budget cartoon character&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Professional Wrestling|Luchador]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Maid&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Man]]/[[woman]] who bitches about how great Mexico is and how horrible America is, even if living in America and only occasionally visiting Mexico. This job is taken seriously by the majority of Mexicans.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Midget]]-for-hire&lt;br /&gt;
* Narcotraficante&lt;br /&gt;
* Nigger&#039;s [[Bitch|lackey]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Pancho villa&#039;s grave cleaner&lt;br /&gt;
* Parent of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;eighty-three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (swine flu) eighty-two children from one women&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Political campaigner for [[Obama|Pedro]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roberto Madrazo&#039;s Berlin Marathon Cheat|Politician/cheater]] &lt;br /&gt;
* Professional job thief&lt;br /&gt;
* Ranchero&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Rapist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Roadside flower pusher&lt;br /&gt;
* Roadside windshield cleaner&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sailor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Army|Soldier]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Soldier (dead)&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://myspace.com/lolo239official THIS]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carlos_Sousa_Jr|Tiger feeder]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Witch doctor (brujo)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whore]] (females and traps)&lt;br /&gt;
* Worker at [[Taco Bell]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|La Galería|mexicogallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexicans.jpg|OH NOES!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Siesta.jpg|A Mexican taking a siesta on his luxurious bed of dirt&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DarylCagleMexicanFlag.jpg|¡VIVA MEHEEKO!&lt;br /&gt;
File:My body is ready.PNG|Mexican boys are always ready, ese.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Toro.gif|Typical happening&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexicankid.jpg|A Mexican on a daily basis&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexicanrapistirony.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexican_border.jpg|Typical Mexican doing what he does best, jumping the border&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Crossing_mexican_border.jpg|Mexicans preparing to steal desirable farm laborer positions&lt;br /&gt;
Image:sol_trujillo.jpg|Spanish-language conversations can only be conducted via wild gesticulation&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexican I Had It All.jpg|Depression is a common problem in Mexico.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Beanerpower.jpg|Mexicans would like to fuck [[cunt|Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MexicansSwimming.jpg|Typical Mexican swim meet&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gay_ranchero.jpg|In Mexico, gay ranchero is the new goth.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chapulin.jpg|One of Mexico&#039;s two state-sanctioned superheroes (the other being the bee guy).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Estoy Usando.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ageofconsen2t.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SanFernandoValleyfeb162000.gif|If La Raza say it is are land, it is are land.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bananamexican.jpg|It is delicious Mexican culture, you must eat it.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexican.png|Mexican cheerleader showing her school spirit&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gayerthangay.jpg|[[Pedobear|PedroBear]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexiho.jpg|A [[fag|gay]] Mexican&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tikal.jpg|Mexican [[furry]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexicans Mexicanpres.jpg|El señor [[Bush]] addressing his &amp;quot;vatos&amp;quot; regarding  Mexican immigration&lt;br /&gt;
Image:mspresident.jpeg|La señora Bush shows her deep cultural ties to the Mexicans&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sharpies.jpg|Look closely to see that the average Mexican girl tends to shave her eyebrows. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bgangsta.jpg|Typical Mexican investment banker&lt;br /&gt;
File:Neverquitanempire.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bgangstafixed.jpg|Fixed&lt;br /&gt;
Image:typical_euromexicans.jpg|Some Spanish Mexicans take a break from bull-slaughtering to inspect a set of genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexicancuisine.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Manueluribe.jpg|A thin Mexican woman&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trumpdivide.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scumbagmexican.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexicanflag.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexicunts.JPG|Typical photo of random Mexicans&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mexifornia.jpg|California is now officially known as &amp;quot;Mexifornia&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mexican_baby.jpg|Typical Mexican baby&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Speedy.gif|[[An Hero|A national hero]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samuel Jackson English.jpg|Now on sale&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chel.jpg|Mexican clothing&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ludicolo.png|Wild Mexican appears!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Macarena_dance.jpg|A dance actually invented by Mexicans, on accident, while taking a break from picking cabbage.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Obama Mexican.jpg|[[Obama]]&#039;s immigration policy&lt;br /&gt;
File:No more churos.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexican Swat.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexican Protester Sets Himself On Fire.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Illegalsout.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexico.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whitegenocide58234832.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whitegenocide818232.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whitegenocide86812312.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whitegenocide818318231.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mexicans and Sharpies (1).jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:1 of 3 Mexicans are on welfare.gif&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== FUN FACT ==&lt;br /&gt;
In the Coac-HELLA music fest, 100000 white kids show up and 99% of the town&#039;s population works for &amp;quot;Free&amp;quot;. But the good side is Mexicans smoke weed and willing to give you a joint, &amp;quot;my friend&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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Happy After Robbing a House&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7Rfgqn2HguM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sophisticated Mexican Dancing.&lt;br /&gt;
Monday at two in the morning.  Trust me you do NOT want this people as neighbors !&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;9fMSZh2mglM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Typical Mexican Dancing Shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
These are fucking retarded like every other fashion craze in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Poverty]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Political corruption]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WTF]], the acronym you say when you first arrive in Mexico.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Suicide]], Mexicans&#039; common practice in all areas.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Retard]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reconquista]] Mexican idea that they can retake the South West United States.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Troll]], what their government is 100% made up of.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catholics]], 10 babies per minute because they don&#039;t know hoe to put a fucking [[sex|condom]] on.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Albania]], a country like Mexico only with [[white people]] instead of spics.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alcohol]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arizona]], a place filled with [[oldfags|old white people]] that &amp;quot;Mexicans&amp;quot; are trying to take over so they can rape all the old white [[women]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[California]], notorious for its high Mexican population.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cheat]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[drugs|Drug trafficking]], what many Mexicans are engaged in as they go about their daily lives.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[El Blog del Narco]], a [[Sarcasm|pleasurable blog for eyes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gb2]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Inciclopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lazy]], what many Mexicans are. No wonder they&#039;re so fat.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Manuel Uribe]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mexican AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mini Daddy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mootxico]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narcovideo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pakis]], the [[Britfag]] equivalent of Mexicans.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape]], Mexico&#039;s national sport.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roberto Madrazo&#039;s Berlin Marathon Cheat]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SaturnDOS]] - One of the most [[Pathetic|pathetic]] [[Trolls|trolls]] in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spics]], another word for dirty Mexicans.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adalia Rose]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doomentio]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Donald Trump]] (worst enemy)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PlutonicClown]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ElAntiCristo2007]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://swfchan.com/1/1416/?border_patrol.swf Best video game ever.]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{yt|u|DannyNoriega|Some Illegal Mexican Faggot}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.flashrolls.com/shooting-games/Border-Patrol-Flash-Game.htm lol Mexicans]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://archive.fo/YKRkm Some Mexicans deserve to be shot.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.whitehouse.org/espanol.asp The First Lady welcomes Mexican Immigrants on the official Page of the White House.]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{ytlink|oHg5SJYRHA0|Typical Mexican Video}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{ytlink|e4WWc2PkcVc|&#039;&#039;Illegal Alien Vs. Predator&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104815 &#039;&#039;El Mariachi&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112851 &#039;&#039;Desperado&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285823 &#039;&#039;Once Upon a Time in Mexico&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694 &#039;&#039;You just fucked with the wrong Mexican&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{ytlink|aymLjB3Ny60|&#039;&#039;Mexicans trying to get away from the Border Patrol&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mexicanjokes.net/ &#039;&#039;Juan,Carlos,and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins? Society.&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{ytlink|_EY68UUx9IY|Fat Mexican}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|glowniggers]] on Farmacia Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage|virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media|old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
After succesfully sneaking his hatchet alongside other goodies like a good [[Mexican|border hopper]],19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; saw fellow beaner Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez with a [[gurlfriend]] wich sparked his [[Incel]] rage and prompted him to attack and fatally wound him with a kama (a type of knife). Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After pwning Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who ran away and upon hearing the screams,a 65-year-old [[Oldfag|oldfag]] Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, Lex tried to [[An hero|an hero]] by jumping off the building, fracturing both of his legs and [[Epic Fail|unfortunately]] surviving. Lex will suffer brutal daily [[Raep|assrapes]] by mexican bubba in jail but at least he will stop being celibate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Temu-bought chinese-manufactured hatchet, all edge no point, like Lex. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|4|Same mask Taucci used,typical spic edgelord |5|Only got attention in Mexico|0|Failed to [[an hero]]|27|D-|At least he is gonna lose his v-card in prision...}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958665</id>
		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958665"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T17:46:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|glowniggers]] on Farmacia Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage|virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media|old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
After succesfully sneaking his hatchet alongside other goodies like a good [[Mexican|border hopper]],19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; saw fellow beaner Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez with a [[gurlfriend]] wich sparked his [[Incel]] rage and prompted him to attack and fatally wound him with a kama (a type of knife). Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After pwning Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who ran away and upon hearing the screams,a 65-year-old [[Oldfag|oldfag]] Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, Lex tried to [[An hero|an hero]] by jumping off the building, fracturing both of his legs and [[Epic Fail|unfortunately]] surviving. Lex will suffer brutal daily [[Raep|assrapes]] by mexican bubba in jail but at least he will stop being celibate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Temu-bought chinese-manufactured hatchet, all edge no point, like Lex. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Isaac_Chagas&amp;diff=1958664</id>
		<title>Isaac Chagas</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Isaac_Chagas&amp;diff=1958664"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T17:42:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Columbine Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Copycat}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuspic}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:IsaacChagas.png|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Chagas&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|March 1, 2008 ({{age|2008|3|1}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Portuspic]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Not even close}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No (shot and v&amp;amp;)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:GeaneDaSilvaBrito.png|thumb|right|200px|The singular victim.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Silva Chagas&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} (known online as &#039;&#039;&#039;Hannya_88&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a {{age|2008|3|1}}-year-old Brazilian who grabbed a machete and his father&#039;s revolver, went to his school, and only managed to kill a 19-year-old female student in a wheelchair before a cop shot him and he became quadriplegic, meaning the amount of cripples in the world remained the same.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From what is known, he announced his plan on Twitter and was also friends with [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Henrique_Lira_Trad|Henrique Lira Trad]], much like how [[Couch Cuck]] was friends with [[Sonboly]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;45%&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!-- DONGS NIGGA--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: .38-caliber revolver&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsColtPython.png|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25~35 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secondary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Machete&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsMachete.png|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;9~13 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tertiary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Folding knife&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:GTA4IconsButterflyKnife.png|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|UNUSED]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;30 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Quaternary&#039;&#039;&#039;: IED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Bomb-icon.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|UNUSED]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;45 Damage.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 1&#039;&#039;&#039;: Columbine Copycat&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 2&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tarrant Disciple&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|70px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nazi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|0 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[The Couch Cuck]]|10|Style similar to Columbine with some details of Suzano|5|Only got attention in Brazil|10|He did better than Henrique Lira Trad|27|D-|GTFO Edgelord}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Hospitalization Footage==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:IsaacChagasHospitalized.mp4|450px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Karma in action. He killed a cripple and then became a cripple.&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasGear.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege1.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege2.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege3.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege9.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege10.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege11.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege12.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagasSiege13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IsaacChagas8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Colt Gray]] - Also took a shitton of pictures&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Henrique Lira Trad]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Suzano School Shooting]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|2022_Barreiras_school_attack|TOW coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Media:O Pós Modernismo E Suas Consequências Na Nossa Nação.pdf|Manifesto]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Media:Post Modernism And Its Consequences For Our Nation.pdf|English translation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Twitter|TheAlgizGod|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;TheAlgizGod&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;}} {{archive|OyHLz|(archive)}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Reddituser|Hannya___|Hannya___}} - Made a few posts about Henrique Lira Trad on r/masskillers.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Columbine}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying Alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Portuguese}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Suzano}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2022]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958641</id>
		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958641"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T15:36:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Stabbing */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|Beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|Larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|Groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|Glowniggers]] on Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|Pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
After succesfully sneaking his hatchet alongside other goodies like a good [[Mexican|border hopper]],19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; saw fellow beaner Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez with a [[gurlfriend]] wich sparked his [[Incel]] rage and prompted him to attack and fatally wound him with a kama (a type of knife). Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After pwning Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who ran away and upon hearing the screams,a 65-year-old [[Oldfag|oldfag]] Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, Lex tried to [[An hero|an hero]] by jumping off the building, fracturing both of his legs and [[Epic Fail|unfortunately]] surviving. Lex will suffer brutal daily [[Raep|assrapes]] by mexican bubba in jail but at least he will stop being celibate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
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{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Temu-bought chinese-manufactured hatchet, all edge no point, like Lex. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958639</id>
		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958639"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T15:29:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|Beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|Larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|Groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|Glowniggers]] on Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|Pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
After succesfully sneaking his hatchet alongside other goodies like a good border hopper,19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; saw fellow beaner Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez with a [[gurlfriend]] wich sparked his incel rage and prompted him to attack and fatally wound him with a kama (a type of knife). Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After pwning Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who ran away and upon hearing the screams,a 65-year-old oldfag Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, Lex tried to an hero by jumping off the building, fracturing both of his legs and unfortunately surviving. Lex will suffer brutal daily rapping by mexican bubba in jail but at least he will stop being celibate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Temu-bought chinese-manufactured hatchet, all edge no point, like Lex. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Anders_Behring_Breivik&amp;diff=1958635</id>
		<title>Anders Behring Breivik</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Anders_Behring_Breivik&amp;diff=1958635"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T15:08:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{spoilers|text= Sir Anders is sane and will be out in twenty, U MAD Cultural Marxists?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Achtung|HE CHANGED HIS NAME A THIRD TIME}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{OffendedMuslims}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{OffendedKids}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Anders Behring Breivik Swim School.jpg|center|750px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:Anders_Behring_LOL.jpg|200px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Anders Breivik&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Title&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Epic|Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|February 13, [[Retro|1979]] ({{age|1979|2|13}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Norway|Björk Björk]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed [[Epic Win|77]], injured 323+}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS: {{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png|12px|link=]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bomberman: No lol}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Bomberman and FPS, Single Player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[No]], surrendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Conservatism]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Justiciar Knight Sir &#039;&#039;&#039;Jan Johansen&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} (Born: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Deadname|Anders Behring Breivik]]&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Christian}}, previously known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Fjotolf Hansen&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}} and &#039;&#039;&#039;Far Skaldigrimmr Rauskjoldr av Northriki&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Nazi}}) is a [[Norway|Norwegian]] [[terrorist|social commentator]], [[Christian|raging Christfag]], Zionist [[IRL]] [[troll]] and a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy]] who became a [[god|national hero]] on 22 July 2011 by getting a new [[High Score|high score]] and slaughtering a bunch of degenerate communist faggots engaged in an orgy on a small island. Being a [[zionist|kike-loving]] knight who killed nothing but [[White Devils|Aryan]] [[Cultural Marxists]] ([[Nice try|named Mohammed]]), Sir Fjotolf is [[some argue|widely believed]] to have initiated the first [[double nigger|double-reverse]] [[holocaust|lollercaust]]. Perhaps the leading irony of his crusade against [[socialism]] is that the &#039;punishment&#039; for his [[Trolling|crimes]] will be no more than spending the next twenty years in a state-paid hotel, thanks to Norway&#039;s socialist laws and [[leftard]] soft-on-crime attitude. Ultra-mega-hyper trolling achieved.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 8 for the Bomberman mode and 69 for the FPS camper survival mode, thus putting Sir Fjotolf ahead of [[Cho Seung Hui|Cho&#039;s]] all-time [[high score]] and attaining a [[Unreal Tournament|L-L-L-Ludicrous kill]], together with returning the pride to [[Europe]] after years of [[American]] supremacy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While he didn&#039;t pussy out and [[an hero]], he did pussy out by surrendering instead of building a MacGuyver style helicopter and airlifting out. Hell, [[Uvalde|it took the police two hours to show up]] and MacGuyver&#039;s only an hour-long show. Current theory suggests [[Bane|getting caught was part of his plan]] so that we may all know his name and properly credit him with the new largest number of IRL frags.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the trial, he also stated that [[Wikipedia]] was his greatest inspiration to do what he did, which shows that Wikipedia is for once useful for something. During the summer of 2017, Anders had his legal name changed to Fjotolf [[Chris Hansen|Hansen]], in order to capture several Muslim predators trying to molest underage Aryan girls, and then again to [[Word salad|Far Skaldigrimmr Rauskjoldr av Northriki]] in 2025. He changed his name yet again to [[normie|Jan Johansen]] in 2026.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Anders_Breivik_cop_mask.jpg|thumb|Always do what the police says.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Theinternetsss.jpg|thumb|The reaction of the internet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Breivik twenty.jpg|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Humble beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Justicar Andersnordic.png|thumb|right|Justicar Andersnordic, his character in WoW]]&lt;br /&gt;
Our story here begins on a wintery February afternoon when the then Anders was shat out of his mother&#039;s disease-ridden vagina. Being the radical [[feminist]] that she was, she despised him before he was even born, hit him to put him back in his place and took pleasure in whining to social services about him being an unbearable little shit. Eventually, he got handed over to foster parents but only for weekends. Anders&#039; mother wanted him to grow up to be a [[Homosexual|model Norwegian citizen]] and so she requested for him to give his foster dad handjobs. This was thankfully rejected. The neighbours became increasingly concerned about the feminist escapades going on next to them and so they pressured them to go to some family psychologist thing. It was here they learnt that not only was his mother lying about him but that her literal presence around him was so toxic it would fuck him up for life if he was kept in her &amp;quot;care&amp;quot;. Single mother parenting at its finest. The authorities did what they do best and quickly forgot about this. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fast forward a few years later and just like the rest of us on here, Anders is going through an edgy phase. However, this is totally unlike what we&#039;d expect of him given what fate would await him. Instead, he got absorbed into nigger culture and graffiti in his early youth while earning himself mudslime friends (yes, really). This is where he first got into trouble with the pigs as he was caught in the act of tagging so his punishment was to scrub buses. Quite a far cry from exterminating 77 Marxists. Luckily for us, he grew out of this phase but not least at the expense of rejection by his former Muslim gang. And from there on shit went down as far as his political stance went. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the years prior to his blaze of glory, Fjotolf tried repeatedly to become [[Unrealistic expectations|a successful businesswoman]]. After [[Fail|running several shady companies into the ground]], he instead decided to move into his [[Basement dweller|mother&#039;s basement]], where he would spend his days playing [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Call of Duty]], while planning his bloody revenge on the filthy Muslims and Communists who were clearly to blame for his utter lack of success. On WoW, he was one of the top players in Europe and directed guilds that achieved the first raid kills on respective servers. The stunning reveal of his characters caused his guildmates to go into shock knowing that their comrade was the deadliest mass shooter in modern history. For his astonishing PvP skills, Fjotolf was rewarded the title [[Autism|&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;Justicar Andersnordic&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;]], not only in WoW but in Real Life!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But unlike [[You|other reclusive, smelly weirdos with failed dreams of greatness]], Mr. Breivik could indeed both talk the talk and walk the walk, and after 8 years of planning and scheming, he was finally ready to immortalize himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==An sign of things to come?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous post found on deeply [[lulzy|racist]] site &amp;quot;Niggermania&amp;quot; [http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/coontact/tales4/coontact4.shtml (tale #175).] The &#039;&#039;&#039;Norwegian&#039;&#039;&#039; writer describes himself as a 19-year-old student and his post dates from approximately 1998-1999. Brevik was born in 1979 and attended Oslo Commerce School between 1995 and 98. The anonymous Norwegian says: &amp;quot;My homeland is turning into a sewer. [...] among people born in Oslo after 1993, there is over 60 % immigrants. This is caused by the fact that our white birth rate is decreasing, while the opposite happens to the spawn rate of the immigrants.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The author then recounts the following incident:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: #002868; margin: #002868;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|Seven weeks ago, my sister was at a party with some of her friends. After a while, several negro beasts entered the location where the party was held. They started to make obscene gestures towards most of the white girls at the party, including my sister. Eventually, my sister made some racist comments to one of them. This resulted in her getting slapped by the negro. She called me, and told me about the actions of this animal.&lt;br /&gt;
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I got furious, and got out my &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;medieval armour&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; which I use when I play role playing games.}}|&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|I grabbed &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;my full size mace&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; and entered my car. Then I drove to the house where the party was. The first thing I heard was the primitive jungle beats from the negro music [...] Kofi was looking at me whit his primitive look, and pulled out a small knife from his jacket. I was not afraid, as I wore &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;my medieval, honourable armour.&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; I attacked him with all my might, and the mace hit him in the head. It was a very strange feeling, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;it was like if my ancestors swung my weapon for me.&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; [...]  Then I drove home.}}|&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|After about 15 minutes, the police was at my door. Now I have to pay 7000 kroner, about 700$ , to this filthy negro. I also have to do community service in three months. This is likely to affect my grades. I get very good results on my tests, and &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;I plan to educate myself so that I may get high positions in society. This way I will be able to do something to stop the race mixing in my country.&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;}}|&lt;br /&gt;
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If this wasn&#039;t Sir Fjotolf, it&#039;s a fucking good impersonation. (Archived: {{archive|sXrMw|1}} {{wayback|http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/coontact/tales4/coontact4.shtml|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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==The plan of attack: How do I shot 69 campers?==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:newsbreivik.jpg|thumb|In a nutshell.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Anders yes we can.jpg|thumb|The Norwegian taxpayer also bought him a nice suit, as is custom when you beat a high-score.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|Class Setup&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--Cultural Marxism--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ruger Mini-14&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*+ Holographic sight &#039;&#039;&#039;65-80 Damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secondary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Glock 34&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*+ Extended mags &#039;&#039;&#039;15~29 Damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Equipment&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fertilizer Bomb&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:Bomb-icon.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;1000 Damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Perk 1&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ghost Pro&lt;br /&gt;
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Sir Fjotolf initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo. He then dressed up as a policeman and went behind enemy lines like a [[Team Fortress 2|spy]]. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to [[Orgy|Utopya Island]] where the Viking commies hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was [[Unrealistic Expectations|a policeman coming to save them]]) before [[came|unloading on them]] with his [[cock|Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Glock 17 pistol.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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His battle plan (3 years in the making!) was masterful, demonstrating the strategic acumen and tactical know-how of a latter-day Napoleon. He selected a remote island battlefield which both delayed reinforcements and prevented the retreat of the enemy [[socialists]] who were [[asking for it]]. He then created a diversion, donned camouflage, and finally, with surprise on his side, he struck.&lt;br /&gt;
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The attack was an all-out success. With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Fjotolf could take his sweet time, search every tent, climb every hill, snipe every swimmer, chase [[Leftard|the enemy]] looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double-tap anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure - which came in handy since a lot of them [[Pussy|pretended to be dead]]. The 600 category A and B traitors on the island were completely helpless before our hero&#039;s [[rape|shattering onslaught]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|&#039;&#039;&#039;77&#039;&#039;&#039;|(57 Extra kills) 319 injuries total |17|Far less injuries from a shooting than expected, can&#039;t say the same for the bomb|&#039;&#039;&#039;30&#039;&#039;&#039;|Bomb at the office as a diversion, [[Hitman|disguise to sneak into the island and drown everyone or shoot them dead.]]|&#039;&#039;&#039;30&#039;&#039;&#039;|Tears from leftist faggots around the world, [[Ali David Sonboly|moar]] [[Adam Lanza|attacks]] [[Brenton Tarrant|carried]] [[Payton Gendron|out]] in his name.|&#039;&#039;&#039;40&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Liberalism|Reduced Prison Sentence]], [[Epic Win|Will get out within 21 years]].|194|S+++|The only good commie is a dead commie!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Police action===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|5}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Special forces arrive at the Oslo explosion site.&lt;br /&gt;
*Campers call the police and all they get is a &#039;shut the fuck up and clear the lines&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*After [[at least 100]] calls the local police realize something&#039;s up, but wait 8 minutes to finish their coffee and donuts.&lt;br /&gt;
*Special forces are dispatched to the island. They choose to drive.&lt;br /&gt;
*Smokey the Bear abandons the campers.&lt;br /&gt;
*30 minutes later they arrive at the lakeshore.&lt;br /&gt;
*They jump into the toy boat that had been prepared for them in advance, which [[Fail|shuts down halfway across the water]].&lt;br /&gt;
*An hour and a half after the first shots were fired they get to the island and find Fjotolf bored and waiting for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Shit was so cash|Sø Cåsh!]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Faggots,&lt;br /&gt;
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My name is Fjotolf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are multicultural Muslim socialists who spend every second of your day defiling the European master race. You are everything bad in Europe. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any category A traitors? I mean, I guess it’s fun mixing with Muslims because of your own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than not being blond. &lt;br /&gt;
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Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am a bodybuilder, a Justiciar Knight, and a 5th level Freemason. What revolutionary action did you take, other than “posting on an imageboard”? I also have a full epic resto druid and a filthy Muslim socialist (I&#039;ve just killed her; Shit was SO cash). You are all category Z multicultural candy-asses who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pic Related: It’s me and my socialist victim.&lt;br /&gt;
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==His manifesto: - 2083: A European Declaration of Independence==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Notice|[[Media:AndersBehringBreivikManifesto.pdf|Read it here!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|{{colortext|WHITE|I have reserved 2000 Euro from my operations budget which I intend to spend on a high quality model escort girl 1 week prior to execution of the mission.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Anders doing what any celibate Justiciar Knight would do...}} &lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.}} |{{colortext|WHITE|Sieg Heil to that- Its funny because Nazis like Islam.}} &lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|Any category [[Jews|{{colortext|WHITE|A}}]], [[Faggot|{{colortext|WHITE|B}}]] or [[Furry|{{colortext|WHITE|C}}]] traitor is an individual who has deliberately used his or her [[Moderator|{{colortext|WHITE|influence}}]] in a way which makes him or her indirectly or directly guilty of the charges specified in this document: 1-8. Many of these individuals will attempt to claim ”ignorance” of the crimes they are accused of. This strategy might work for them until [[9/11|{{colortext|WHITE|the day}}]] when they are visited by [[Batman|{{colortext|WHITE|a Justiciar Knight}}]] – their judge, jury and executioner.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Whatchoo gonna do when they come for you?}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|I had the privilege of meeting one of the [[Ryan|{{colortext|WHITE|greatest living war heroes of Europe}}]] at the time, a [[Serbia|{{colortext|WHITE|Serbian}}]] crusader and war hero who had [[Epic win|{{colortext|WHITE|killed many Muslims in battle.}}]] Due to EU persecution for [[Lies|{{colortext|WHITE|alleged crimes}}]] against Muslims he was living at one point in [[Africa|{{colortext|WHITE|Liberia.}}]] I visited him in Monrovia once, just before the founding session in London, 2002.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|He&#039;s got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope.}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|Being a potato farmer might be unattractive now but is likely to be extremely useful in the future...}}|{{colortext|WHITE|You said it.}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|If you are [[pussy|{{colortext|WHITE|unwilling or incapable of killing women}}]] due to the [[idiot|{{colortext|WHITE|principles of chivalry}}]] you should probably steer away completely from the armed resistance movements and should probably consider creating yet another [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{colortext|WHITE|right wing blog}}]] instead.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Sir Fjotolf, separating the [[Viking|{{colortext|WHITE|men}}]] from the [[Otherkin|{{colortext|WHITE|boys}}]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|Being a [[Nazi|{{colortext|WHITE|Justiciar Knight}}]] will involve killing our targets indiscriminately. You will [[Girlfriend|{{colortext|WHITE|face women in battle}}]] and they will not hesitate to kill you. If you hesitate as much as a second due to the fact that your opponent is [[Bitches and whores|{{colortext|WHITE|female}}]] you will [[Fail|{{colortext|WHITE|fail.}}]] You must therefore embrace and familiarise yourself with [[win|{{colortext|WHITE|the concept of killing women,}}]] even [[Bitches and whores|{{colortext|WHITE|very attractive women.}}]]}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Sir Fjotolf, smacking the bitch up.}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|At 2 AM on the New York subway not long ago, I saw another scene—more dispiriting than my KFC encounter with the rowdy rapping teens—that captures the essence of rap’s destructiveness. A [[Nigger|{{colortext|WHITE|young black man}}]] entered the car and began to [[Chimpout|{{colortext|WHITE|rap loudly—profanely, arrogantly—with the usual wild gestures.}}]] This went on for five irritating minutes. When no one paid attention, he moved on to another car, all the while spouting his [[Bix Nood|{{colortext|WHITE|doggerel.}}]] This was what this young black man presented as his message to the world—his [[Cock|{{colortext|WHITE|oratory,}}]] if you will.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|A &amp;quot;NO NIGGERS&amp;quot; policy might be in order}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|He plagiarized parts of it]] from the [[Unabomber]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Ah fuck, I can&#039;t believe you&#039;ve done this|The Spa years]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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Breivik&#039;s plan includes a two decade seclusion into a luxury resort on an island among the fjords. There he&#039;ll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;URGENT UPDATE&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fjotolf Hansen is currently being subjected to psychological torture by being denied basic staples like hand moisturizer and has described the facility he&#039;s held in as a &amp;quot;Four Star Hellhole&amp;quot;. To protest, write a letter to Halden Kriminalomsorg and tell them that unless they start respecting Breivik&#039;s constitutional rights, you will go batshit at the next Labour Party convention. If you are a [[Fjotolf Hansen | man of conviction]], skip that and just go batshit at the next&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;URGENT UPDATE #2&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being the champion of unconditional shamelessness that he is, Breivik brought the state of Norway to court over human rights breaches, such as putting him in a fully customized three-room cell complete with the newest entertainment systems, training equipment, communication with the outside world through letters, and a dozen staff directly employed because of his imprisonment, and even free education at Oslo University. He also claims that his rights are breached because he&#039;s not allowed to meet and mingle with the other prison mates, (one of which said he will kill Fjotolf if he ever gets the chance) and much more. The court was set on the 15th of March 2016 and will last several weeks and add another 50 -or so million Norwegian oil dollars to the taxpayer&#039;s bill. He entered the trials in his typical style making half of Norway super butthurt by doing the old but never out of season nazi salute. He is expected to deliver more lulz as the trials move on. &lt;br /&gt;
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20 April 2016: Sir Fjotolf wins human rights case against Norway, proving that [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36094575 he is being treated with undue harshness.] Lulz delivered as promised because [[LOLWUT|Sir Fjotolf&#039;s costs of around $35,000 were awarded against the Norwegian government.]] A few days later, understandably pissed, Norway said &#039;No Way!&#039; and [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/26/norway-launches-appeal-against-anders-breiviks-human-right-decision appealed the judgment,] which Sir Fjotolf&#039;s lawyers will be doubly incentivized to fight against because if the Government wins then they won&#039;t be getting paid.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Dox]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ilovebreivik.jpg|thumb|right|You and me both, baby!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Name: Sir Fjotolf Hansen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Address: Hoffsveien 18&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Zip: 0275&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
City: Oslo&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Country: Norway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Phones: +47 900 87 334 / +47 22 44 78 53&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is unconstitutional for the vikings to keep their inmates incommunicado. Send the knight your thanks to Halden Prison, Norway&lt;br /&gt;
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Main Address:&lt;br /&gt;
KRIMINALOMSORGEN HALDEN FENGSEL&lt;br /&gt;
POSTBOKS 694&lt;br /&gt;
4305 SANDNES&lt;br /&gt;
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Office Address:&lt;br /&gt;
KRIMINALOMSORGEN HALDEN FENGSEL&lt;br /&gt;
Justisveien 10&lt;br /&gt;
1789 BERG I ØSTFOLD&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Address to contact inmates like Sir Fjotolf, the justiciar:&lt;br /&gt;
KRIMINALOMSORGEN HALDEN FENGSEL&lt;br /&gt;
Pb. 1094&lt;br /&gt;
1787 BERG I ØSTFOLD&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;(be sure to specify it is against their inmate&#039;s human rights not to allow them communication with the outside world.) &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Indeed it is. Fjotolf hasn&#039;t been held incommunicado at least since the trial ended. Feel free to send a letter of admiration and/or your slightly used underpants (white girls only).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fjotolf goes to University==&lt;br /&gt;
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Breivik has managed to get himself enrolled into Oslo University to learn some [[Political science]] bullshit, being the [[retard|academic]] that he is. The true lulz is learning that some of the students that will also attend, had friends/family killed at the attack. He will have to learn &amp;quot;democracy, human rights and the protection of minorities&amp;quot;, going against everything that he has sacrificed 21+ years for.&lt;br /&gt;
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== 5 Years ==&lt;br /&gt;
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5 years after his attack, an Iranian-German kid decided to go for the high score and pwn&#039;d 9 NPCs, in the [[Munich Massacre]]. That little faggot was directly inspired by him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The music accompanying the propaganda video which Breivik uploaded to video sharing sites including YouTube at the same time that he published his manifesto, comes from the [[Age of Conan]]: Hyborian Adventures soundtrack. Breivik writes of Bøksle&#039;s voice that it is the perfect sound to listen to when one commits acts of martyrdom. During his trial, he also testified that he uses this music, particularly the song &amp;quot;Ere the World Crumbles&amp;quot; when he meditates, as he did in preparation for his attacks. The movie, on the other hand, is terrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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== 2018 Movie ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Notice|{{Wayback|https://videos2.watchpeopledie.tv/1748827138Eqt5lryPYPCOrA.mp4|20250625073208|title= Watch the shooting part here!}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
In early 2018, the [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|world renowned]] movie company Nordisk Film released the movie Utøya: July 22, in an attempt to further garner sympathy for the [[Leftard|liberal scum]] that was rightfully purged from God&#039;s Green Earth by Hansen, the just. The movie made a pitiful $3.6 million in the box office, mainly from [[Germany]] because [[German|Germans]] have a guilt complex about [[Holocaust|something bad]] that [[lie|supposedly happened]] in their history, as well as the fact that in Germany you go to prison for pirating movies.&lt;br /&gt;
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File: BreivikasaFightingTemplarKnight.jpg|Breivik fights for the Occident&lt;br /&gt;
File:AndersbreivikPS1.jpg|Now available for [[PlayStation]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Victims.jpg|After two hours of lulz, the REAL [[party van]] arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Deadisland.jpg|Now on discount!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders cho.jpg|Jellyous much?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Andersbreikiv christfag.jpg|I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Folded Breivik.jpg|I accidentally Breivik&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Norcry.jpg|[[Far Cry 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Breiviksaiyan.jpg|Goin&#039; [[Super Saiyan]] in 2016!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Skyrimutoya.jpg|skyvik&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders bombing.jpg|Son I am [[disappoint|proud]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:AndersBehringBreiviktrolld.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders Behring.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;U MAD?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:andersbedroom.jpg| Fjotol&#039;s hideout &lt;br /&gt;
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File:andersvsnigra.jpg|Fjotolf vs a wild Nigra. &lt;br /&gt;
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File:4chor8chpolbreivikchart.png|Breivik vs [[Muhammad]] &lt;br /&gt;
Image:trolling-alex-jones-1.jpg|NWO traitors types A &amp;amp; B better run!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Breivik00004.png|One of the victims, LOL&lt;br /&gt;
File:Breivik00005.jpg|FREE BREIVIK&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Anders deathisland.png|Now available on [[Steam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Youngbreivik.jpg|The savior of Europe in his younger days...&lt;br /&gt;
File:knight_signoff.jpg|Godspeed, good Sir Knight!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Spectator.jpg|Spectator view of the match&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shooters table.png|/pol/ currently heads the leaderboard.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Problemofficernorway.jpg|All warfare is based on deception.&lt;br /&gt;
File:horationorway.jpg|YEAAAH!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Anderswasanatheist.jpg|Troof!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trueshit.jpg|Its funny cause it&#039;s true!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop_Posing.jpg|Anders Behring Breivik Posing for the media as a cop after his bomb went off. Next stop summer camp.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Helping_Victims.jpg|Anders Behring Breivik spotted in photo, disguised as a cop, pretending to help victims of his own bomb attack.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop1.png|Anders being [[Oh exploitable]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop2.png|Anders trolling and being [[Oh exploitable]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Coach_breivik.jpg‎|In 98 Easy Lessons!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders mw2Perks.jpg|Should have gotten the scavenger perk.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders Behring hero of Norway T-Shirt.jpg|Show a leftie either of these T-Shirts for much lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders-wants-to-be-hardcore.jpg|They left him no choice.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Breivik_ipod.jpg|You know you want to.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tzipilivni.jpg|Breiviks best friend.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Breivik crying.jpg|Breivik in court, shedding tears of proudness over his 1337 video editing skills.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Icanhastrollface.jpg|He will have plenty of time to practice his trollface.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Patbreivik.jpg|Breivik getting a pat on his shoulder by a colleague.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anders-behring-breivik_mah_boi.jpg|Justifiable homicide&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; mah boi! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders 34.jpg|You know you wanna suck that cock.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blulz.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBreivikprivatepleasure.jpg|Anders Breivik likes big boobs&lt;br /&gt;
File:AndersBreivikasSwimTeacher.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: Anderswantstoplaywithyou.jpg|He just wants to play&lt;br /&gt;
File:Breivikballs.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBreivikHero.png&lt;br /&gt;
File: NorwegianTemplarKnight.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersJoker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:NordicKnight.jpg|Actions speaks louder than words&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikSkyrimjob.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBehringBreivikCop.jpg|This is the consequence of trusting cops&lt;br /&gt;
File: Breivikisnotguilty.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: CommanderBreivik.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikPaiting.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikDrawing.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: PaintingofAndersBreivik.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersonDrugs.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikontheColumbineAmateurs.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBreivikDeadIslandGame.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:AndersBreivikisaSexualTiger.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: Breivikbeats.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikistheGeniusofMadness.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikonBitches.png&lt;br /&gt;
File: EuropeanResistance2083.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikSelfDefence.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreivikhatesCampers.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreiviksPrivateAcitivities.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBreiviksisacomplexCharacter.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: SaintAnders.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:AndersBreiviktheDarkKnight.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBreivheart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:BreivikCleaner.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:AndersBreivikisaTemplarKnight.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Helookssohot.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:JolieBreivik.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File: CheBreivik.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders IDDQD.png&lt;br /&gt;
File: CheGuevaravsAndersBehringBreivik.jpg|The perception of [[Leftards]]&lt;br /&gt;
File: AndersBehringBreivikComic.jpg|This Comic doesnt show how Fjotolf Breivik imagine his detention, no it illustrate the conditions of detention in norwegian prisons&lt;br /&gt;
File: Itsfeelgoodtodoit.jpg|Its just feel good to do it&lt;br /&gt;
File: BreiviksWayisNorway.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Andersterrorist.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders forever alone.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Andersbtard.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anders Behring Breivik I am Police lol.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Breivikdreamman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Utoya.jpeg|thumbs|500px|center|Victims of the massacre of Utoya]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Misc. quotes===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: #002868; margin: #002868;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|&#039;&#039;&#039;I’m trying to avoid relationships as it would only complicate my plans and it may jeopardize my operation. And I don’t feel comfortable manipulating girls any more into one night stands. I am not that person any more. I did screw two girls in Prague though.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Philandy Andy}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|&#039;&#039;&#039;One person with a belief is equal to the force of [[OVER 9000|{{colortext|WHITE|100,000}}]] who have only interests&#039;&#039;&#039;}}|{{colortext|WHITE|His sole post on Twitter}}&lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|&#039;&#039;&#039;I apologize to militant nationalists all over Europe for not being able to kill more traitors.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}|{{colortext|WHITE|A humble Sir Fjotolf accepts his sentence.}} &lt;br /&gt;
|{{colortext|WHITE|&#039;&#039;&#039;1999, me and two friends were about to order at Burger King when a Norwegian girl crossed the food queue. As she went by she pushed me, saying: &amp;quot;Move, you piece of shit.&amp;quot; I was very surprised and I responded with: “Suck my dick, bitch”, while perplexed.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}|[https://sites.google.com/site/breivikreport/documents/anders-breivik-court-statement-2012-06-04 {{colortext|WHITE|Anders in his second court statement, putting bitches in their place.}}] {{colortext|WHITE|(Archived: {{archive|2VAcL|{{colortext|WHITE|1}}}} {{wayback|https://sites.google.com/site/breivikreport/documents/anders-breivik-court-statement-2012-06-04|title={{colortext|WHITE|2)}}}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The irony of it all==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;The death of [[Amy Winehouse]] probably won&#039;t get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;. Sadly, she got way more hits and much more [[BAWWWWW|BAWWWWWing]] than Norway over her [[lie|tragic]] death. On the bright side, she&#039;s dead now.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Commemoration ceremony disrupted by infamous blogger==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Erik_Ribsskog_with_poster_followed_by_mafia.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Erik Ribsskog|Erik]] with his poster]]&lt;br /&gt;
A commemoration ceremony in [[Liverpool]] was disrupted[http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/07/en-dame-foran-meg-sa-faen-i-helvete.html] by the infamous blogger [[Erik Ribsskog]]. Erik (41) is reported to have shouted several times, &amp;quot;followed by mafia, don&#039;t get rights.&amp;quot; He also held up a poster with the text &amp;quot;Followed by mafia. Don&#039;t get rights. Protest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==14 years==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the 14th anniversary, Breivik used sorcery to reduce [[Ozzy]] and [[The Elder Scrolls|LeFay]] to 0 HP.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also Mayo Continent, Norway included, has been successfully conquered by the Pajeet empire. L.&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - [[Canuck]] mosque shooter &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Fellow Scandinavian, killed 3 [[sand niggers]] with a sword&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ali Sina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Breivik: 2019 Edition. Now with extra [[lulz]]!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crimes]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[High Score]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jared Lee Loughner]] - Another 2011 mass shooter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - A great example of [[Islam|Islamic]] cultural enrichment&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liberalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mass shooting]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Multiculturalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Munich Massacre]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nathaniel Veltman]] - [[Canuck]] copycat of Anders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norway]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - Norski who tried to beat Breivik&#039;s score, got beaten up by a 1000-year-old Muslim.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Phoenix Ikner]] - Another Norwegian mass shooter, but since this [[retard]] did shit, no one cares.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pretty cool guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ramadan Van Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Robert Butler Jr.]] - Another 2011 mass shooter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Timothy McVeigh]] - His American counterpart, with more emphasis on the bomb.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]] - Another 2011 mass shooter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White Devils]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[High Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Mudslime]] who shot up a Norwegian [[faggot|gay bar]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Helpneeded.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Ronald Reagan|The last words 76 people heard]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== Personal accounts ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://publicintelligence.net/mirror-of-ut%C3%B8ya-gunman-anders-behring-breiviks-facebook-page-and-photo-gallery/ Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account] (Archived: {{archive|LoU5E|1}} {{wayback|https://publicintelligence.net/mirror-of-ut%C3%B8ya-gunman-anders-behring-breiviks-facebook-page-and-photo-gallery/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
=== Other shit ===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Anders_Behring_Breivik|TOW coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|2011_Norway_attacks|TOW coverage on the attacks}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://regnr.info/BR99834 Information about the bomb car]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.smh.com.au/world/you-will-all-die-20110723-1hugs.html#ixzz1SwCVD0wb Victim account of the events]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8662030/Norway-shooting-victims-the-77-dead-in-pictures.html The victims] Amongst them were many filthy hippies &amp;amp; emokids, doubling the win.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/04/20/breivik-f1-is-go/ New Formula 1 racing-team announced.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170847/Nightmarish-exhibition-featuring-items-used-Anders-Breivik-slaughter-77-innocent-people-four-years-ago-today-shrine-bloody-legacy.html An exhibition dedicate to our lord and savior]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;JEWS DID 7-22&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Jews Did WTC}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Do the math yourself: 9 - 2 = 7, 11 * 2 = 22. 9/11 times 2 = 7/22.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Scrollpic|Jew anders.png|1000|500|Crafty jews are at it again}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Center&amp;gt;{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Some argue|Many argue]] that Mr. Breivik was in fact executing orders from Mossad, to punish the Palestine-loving Marxist-governed Norway, but first and foremost to create a false banner for misinformed right-wing extremists to unite under, and that what he was doing was a &amp;quot;[[Ebaumsworld|false flag]]&amp;quot; operation.|Varg Vikernes&lt;br /&gt;
|So now not only Christians kill Muslims, and vice versa. Right-wing extremists are supposed to kill left-wing extremists too – and vice versa I assume? Is that the plan? You did this to recruit and make even the right-wing extremists fight for the Jews? &amp;quot;benefits from this? Israel does! The Jews do! None of our aggression will be directed at them – where it all should be directed. We will be fighting each other instead, while they move about in the background, out of the spotlight, profit from our suffering, and in secret tighten the chains of slavery around our waists and ankles.|Varg Vikernes&lt;br /&gt;
|He is a [[Marcab Confederacy|Freemason]] too, and that certainly doesn&#039;t make any sense whatsoever. Freemasonry is international Jewry at it&#039;s worst; they too are working for a de-construction of all nations on Earth, and to build a global Hebrew temple, enslaving us all under the will of the Jews and their servants, the Freemasons.|Varg Vikernes&lt;br /&gt;
|What Mr. Breivik has said is largely true, in all except in what he doesn&#039;t say; he doesn&#039;t tell us that the Jews are the origin to all these problems, and that they were created by the Jews to hurt us. All we have to do to make this act of violence favorable to us is to make this clear to everyone; the Jews created Marxism, feminism, Christianity (need I tell you that Jesus and not least Paulus/Saul were both Jews?), so-called psychology, banking (&amp;quot;money lending&amp;quot;), the hippie-movement and all other ideologies and movements which are aimed to destroy and de-construct all nations in Europe. Behind each and every one of them you will find a Jew (or some times a Freemason)!|Varg Vikernes&lt;br /&gt;
|His manifest is vast, some 1500 pages, and he is pretty thorough in both what he says and what he did. There are a few facts that doesn&#039;t make sense to me. How can he list all the problems caused by different Jews in our history and yet fail to mention even one of them with a single word in his manifest? He attacks the symptoms of the disease Europe is suffering under, but not the cause of the disease.|Nothing escapes Varg&lt;br /&gt;
|Red hair is common in non-European peoples too, in particular the Jews, because these peoples are extremely mongrelized (obviously for geographical reasons: the Jews lived where the species from three continents met) and thus suffer from so many of the effects of mixing, including red hair. I can add that Scandinavians, the most racially pure tribes in Europe, actually normally tan very well, and this is because they are so racially pure: their fair skin is very good at producing “Sunshine vitamins” even when exposed to very little Sunlight, so when exposed to much Sunlight the skin tans very quickly, because they don’t need the skin ‘to use the opportunity’ to produce that much Sunshine vitamins – instead the sensitive fair skin needs to protect itself from too much exposure to Sunlight. Red haired individuals try to do the same, but has so much red melanin that they fail to do so, and thus Sunburn instead and turn red.|Varg Vikernes (this quote is completely unrelated to this article, but it goes to show you just how much of a lunatic this middle-aged Norwegian conspiracy theorist really is)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Blizzard}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Brenton Tarrant}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Epic}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Islam}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Nazis}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Terrorists}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Featured article July 25 &amp;amp; July 26, [[2011]]|[[Amy Winehouse]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[PeanutFreeMom]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline|Featured article July 21 &amp;amp; 22, [[2016]]|[[Hidden Wiki]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Fembusters/Leslie Jones&#039; Twitter Meltdown]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Nazis]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People|Breivik, Anders Behring]]&lt;br /&gt;
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-16T05:16:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: /* Loadout */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|Beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|Larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|Groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|Glowniggers]] on Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|Pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 1:00 PM on September 22, 2025, 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; allegedly approached student Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez and fatally wounded him with a kama (a type of knife). The victim was with his girlfriend, Guadalupe Romero Acevedo, in a planter, while the attacker had gone there to get information on how to pass the courses he was failing. Cañedo&#039;s original plans were to kill six people and then commit suicide. Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After attacking Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who defended herself. Upon hearing the screams, a CCH Sur employee, 65-year-old Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, the attacker fell from the third floor of building M, fracturing both legs and preventing his escape. There he was attended to by emergency services and placed in the custody of the authorities after being handed over by the lawyer of CCH Sur.&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
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{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
* Temu-bought chinese-manufactured hatchet, all edge no point, like Lex. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<updated>2026-06-16T05:01:48Z</updated>

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{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|Beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|Larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|Groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|Glowniggers]] on Curincels chose to attack his [[High School]] with the intent to [[Pwning|Pwn]] at least three and make it into the news, [[Epic Fail|ufortunately]] for our [[Virgin with rage]], murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the [[Old media]], no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 1:00 PM on September 22, 2025, 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; allegedly approached student Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez and fatally wounded him with a kama (a type of knife). The victim was with his girlfriend, Guadalupe Romero Acevedo, in a planter, while the attacker had gone there to get information on how to pass the courses he was failing. Cañedo&#039;s original plans were to kill six people and then commit suicide. Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After attacking Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who defended herself. Upon hearing the screams, a CCH Sur employee, 65-year-old Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, the attacker fell from the third floor of building M, fracturing both legs and preventing his escape. There he was attended to by emergency services and placed in the custody of the authorities after being handed over by the lawyer of CCH Sur.&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Ugly ass hatchet. Maybe robbed from the class&#039; wardrobe for fire cases. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958582</id>
		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958582"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T04:57:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|Beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|Larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|Groomed]] by the [[Glownigger|Glowniggers]] on Curincels chose to attack his Highschool with the intent to pwn at least three and make it into the national news, unfortunately for our virgin with rage, murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the old media, no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 1:00 PM on September 22, 2025, 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; allegedly approached student Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez and fatally wounded him with a kama (a type of knife). The victim was with his girlfriend, Guadalupe Romero Acevedo, in a planter, while the attacker had gone there to get information on how to pass the courses he was failing. Cañedo&#039;s original plans were to kill six people and then commit suicide. Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After attacking Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who defended herself. Upon hearing the screams, a CCH Sur employee, 65-year-old Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, the attacker fell from the third floor of building M, fracturing both legs and preventing his escape. There he was attended to by emergency services and placed in the custody of the authorities after being handed over by the lawyer of CCH Sur.&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Ugly ass hatchet. Maybe robbed from the class&#039; wardrobe for fire cases. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958581</id>
		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958581"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T04:56:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Mexican|Beaner]] [[incel]] [[Larper|Larper]]&lt;br /&gt;
who after being [[Grooming|Groomer]] by the [[Glowniggers|Glownigger]] on Curincels chose to attack his Highschool with the intent to pwn at least three and make it into the national news, unfortunately for our virgin with rage, murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the old media, no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 1:00 PM on September 22, 2025, 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; allegedly approached student Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez and fatally wounded him with a kama (a type of knife). The victim was with his girlfriend, Guadalupe Romero Acevedo, in a planter, while the attacker had gone there to get information on how to pass the courses he was failing. Cañedo&#039;s original plans were to kill six people and then commit suicide. Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After attacking Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who defended herself. Upon hearing the screams, a CCH Sur employee, 65-year-old Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, the attacker fell from the third floor of building M, fracturing both legs and preventing his escape. There he was attended to by emergency services and placed in the custody of the authorities after being handed over by the lawyer of CCH Sur.&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Ugly ass hatchet. Maybe robbed from the class&#039; wardrobe for fire cases. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dyingalone}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High Scores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spanish}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958580</id>
		<title>Lex Ashton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lex_Ashton&amp;diff=1958580"/>
		<updated>2026-06-16T04:54:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;THERAP1st: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Virgin|file=Lex Ashton.jpg|link={{PAGENAME}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AlGore|type=stabbing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ER}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|250px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Mexican]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Killed 1, injured 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hack&#039;N&#039;Slash}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Virgin with rage]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Incel}} is a [[Beaner|Mexican]] [[incel]] Larper &lt;br /&gt;
who after being groomed by the glowniggers on Curincels chose to attack his Highschool with the intent to pwn at least three and make it into the national news, unfortunately for our virgin with rage, murder in mexico is such a common ocurrence that aside from facebook groups and the old media, no one gave a shit about this lame attempt to get the highscore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stabbing==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 1:00 PM on September 22, 2025, 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Lex Ashton Cañedo López&#039;&#039;&#039; allegedly approached student Jesús Israel Hernández Chávez and fatally wounded him with a kama (a type of knife). The victim was with his girlfriend, Guadalupe Romero Acevedo, in a planter, while the attacker had gone there to get information on how to pass the courses he was failing. Cañedo&#039;s original plans were to kill six people and then commit suicide. Some testimonies indicate that the attacker chose his victim randomly. After attacking Jesús Hernández, he tried to hit Guadalupe Romero, who defended herself. Upon hearing the screams, a CCH Sur employee, 65-year-old Armando &amp;quot;N,&amp;quot; intervened and tried to stop the perpetrator, sustaining injuries in the struggle. During his escape, the attacker fell from the third floor of building M, fracturing both legs and preventing his escape. There he was attended to by emergency services and placed in the custody of the authorities after being handed over by the lawyer of CCH Sur.&lt;br /&gt;
==Loadout==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;40%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|L.A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&amp;lt;!--PENDEJO--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
!Item&lt;br /&gt;
!Accessories/Bonus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Primary&#039;&#039;&#039;: Axe&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:Axe.jpg|75px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* Ugly ass hatchet. Maybe robbed from the class&#039; wardrobe for fire cases. &#039;&#039;&#039;Does 30-45 pts. of damage&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk&#039;&#039;&#039;: SIEGE mask™&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Triple if they are in Brazil &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Spell&#039;&#039;&#039;: Inceldom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&amp;amp;W.jpg|70px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;25+ damage against women, children, fuckboys, and non-virgins.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Triple if they are 16-25-year-old ladies.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|1 injured|2|[[Epic fail|Did worse]] than [[Scott Paul Beierle]]|10|Style similar to [[L.G.Ch.D.]] with some details of [[Elliot Rodger]]|5|Only got attention in Mexico|10|He did better than [[Henrique Lira Trad]]|27|D-|Incel fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Wanted|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brandon Alonso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[L.G.Ch.D.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Óscar Flores Lopez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heisenwolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Education}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elliot Rodger}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Psychopaths}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>THERAP1st</name></author>
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