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Paranoia

2024-10-22T02:16:13Z

Synonym: removed 2 redirect things cuz they dont lead to anything (or atleast not anymore, idk.)

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[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]

I've been trying to get a message through to you for the last six months. Ever since you started noticing those "coincidences", [[government|big brother]] has placed you under surveillance. In fact, you are being observed ''right now'' (your entire family are in on it). The neighbor's dog is actually a robot spy that can see and hear through walls (the [[binary]] barking transmits information about you to the [[aliens]]), along with 700 other cameras carefully hidden within your home. A [[brainwashing|chip was implanted in your brain]] that will allow you to communicate with the alien race. The strings are pulled, you are apart of their network, and everyone will be activated on the day the Earth stands still, the day of the revelation's reckoning. Only you will be able to prevent the imminent [[pwnt|pwnage]] of the planet.

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Otherwise the good news is that you are getting close to the truth: [[9/11]], [[Jews]], chemtrails, and [[Lindsay Lohan]]'s breasts... ''They are all connected!!!'' Just keep working on those theorem equations under your bed covers - and refer to [http://www.timecube.com/ this page] for more legitimate clues.

The bad news is that you are in grave danger---yes, you ARE important enough to notice and persecute! According to [[internets|reliable sources]], any day now you will have an unfortunate accident involving the Goodyear Blimp and a can of WD-40. Your only hope is to [[buy a dog|stay indoors]], smear peanut butter over your balls, post equations on walls, and cover yourself in [[tinfoil]], of which is actually aluminum and ''not'' tin --so ''no'' electromagnetic protection. '''We are never safe'''.

Good luck to you! The fate of [[mankind]] rests upon your shoulders... or is that what they want you to think?

==Symptoms==
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[[Those who must leave long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community|Leaves long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community]] involving [[alien]]s, how the [[CIA]] is watching them through their teeth, and leaves posts about how the hills have eyes. May also attend Grad school. Is a [[Doomsday Preppers|Prepper]].

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==Possible Causes==
[[File:Alien dollar = 9-11.png|thumb|right|350px|200 things the government doesn't tell you.]]
*The [[Burger King]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Pedobear]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[Loneliness]]
*[[You]]

==See also==
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*[[Big Brother]]
*[[Liberal]]
*[[Erik Ribsskog]]
*[[PeerGuardian]]
*[[Stoner]]
*[[Doomsday Preppers]]
*[[Paranoid personality disorder]]
*[[Jared Lee Loughner]]

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Regular Show

2024-10-06T18:15:11Z

Synonym: fixed the redirect

{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Regular Show''}}
[[File:RegularShowTitle.jpg|thumb|300px|right]]

<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br /><font size="4">'''HOLY SHIT THEY GO INTO SPACE, POPS HAS AN EVIL TWIN AND PERMA B&S HIMSELF AND HIS BROTHER AND EVERYONE FUCKS EACH OTHER SPAWNING FURRY ABOMINATIONS!!!!1111!</font></div>

'''''Regular Show''''' is a boring-as-fuck [[Nostalgiafag|80's-based]] show for [[furfag]] [[stoner|stoners]] which airs on Cartoon Network. The show revolves around the lives of two useless hipster dweebs named "[[Bird|Mordecai]]" and "[[Furry|Rigby]]", who fail at their jobs every day. The vast majority of episodes in ''Regular Show'' are exceptionally ''[[Autistic|irregular]]'', and can be summarised as "two furries fighting over whatever the writers <s>pulled out of their ass that week</s> (implies that the writers could make something worthwhile if they actually used their brain) pulled out of their untalented brain", and sometimes the above with [[FanFiction|shipping]].

What was originally mean't to be a show about a human zoo tended by animals, Cartoon Network spotted the potential original idea and shut it down, as they cannot allow an original idea to broadcast on their channel and, probably, because the original series would have spawned more hardcore furry porn and autism than the entirety of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] franchise. Even though people on the internet are now desensitised to hardcore furry porn as there is so much of it.

''Regular Show'' was developed by James Quintel, an [[artfag]] whose mediocre cartoons are the main source of ''Cartoon Network's'' death, this show has [[TL;DW|eight fucking seasons]] and yet Quintel has never realized how boring-as-fuck and repetitive the entire series has become over time, to the point where no one really gives a shit anymore.

==Plot==
[[File:Death grips regular show.png|thumb|250px|right]]

{{quote|(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is not for kids

(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is the ren and stimpy for kids who are in MENSA}}

'''Regular Show''' somehow manages to have less effort placed unto it's plot than most cartoons which have aired since the mid-2000s, as even though the world gets nearly destroyed in most of the episodes, it's never referenced to again. So it's nice to know that the show's creators possess the same attention-span as [[stoners|its fanbase]].

[[At least 100|99%]] of the show's episodes follow this formula:

'''1.''' The two main characters make a huge fuck-up.

'''2.''' Resort to some bullshit insane restoration technique that almost always causes a huge fucking catastrophe.

'''3.''' Always desperately seeks out Step #2 to avoid getting their lazy asses fired from their dweeb boss.

'''4.''' Repeat Step #1.

The closest thing Regular Show has to offer that resembles a plot is [[pussy-whipped|Mordecai]]'s crush on a slutty waitress named "Margaret", despite it being an obvious [[cumdumpster]] as it appeared to have a new boyfriend in every episode it was in. In recent episodes though, Margaret has revealed to be single and is warming up on Mordecai. Why should I give a fuck and what's with the "it" and not "she" you may ask? Well, you see how Margaret is red? In reality, only ''male'' robins carry red feathers, [[Gay|making Mordecai]]...

==Characters==
[[File:Regular Show Characters.PNG|thumb|250px|right]]

'''Regular Show's''' concept and cast show that they were made by Quintel's art [[college]] years; it's just boring [[furries]] doing boring things.

* '''[[Mary Sue|Mordecai]] and [[ADHD|Rigby]]''': Rigby is an overzealous raccoon who is Mordecai's only friend. Even though the little shit's stupidities are the only thing that keep the episode's plot moving forward, that doesn't change the fact that he's the most annoying character in the show. Mordecai is the boring one. Together they're employed as park groundskeepers, but being an [[artfag|art college graduate]], he even sucks at that. Rigby became a bit more bearable as the show goes on while Mordecai remains a whiny little faggot. Eventually the show trolls its fanbase killing each other over who Mordecai puts his beak into only for him to end up with some random bat girl in the end.

* '''[[serious business|Benson]]''': A bipolar gumball machine who, aside from being a shitty boss for not even being able to handle the two morons, is notable for his [[rage]] fits and penchant for [[V/|ruining any potential fun]] his underlings may be having.

* '''[[Olchai|Pops]]''': A senile [[Pedophile|lollipop man]] whose [[British|Britfag]] accent and 5-year-old mentality earn him the title of being the biggest fag in the show. At some time, he was apparently a somewhat more functional being, until the duo crushed him with a golf cart and gave him brain damage. Becomes [[an hero]] in the finale to kill his twin brother. We're supposed to care about this even though he spent the entirety of the show being nothing but a comic relief character who spouted non-sequiturs.

* '''[[Jackass|Muscle Man]]''': A green hulk-like midget who's [[Powerword|real name]] is [[Jew|Mitch Sorrenstein]]{{Jew}}. [[Some Argue|Arguably]] the ''only thing'' stupider than Rigby, as he [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|considers himself to be superior to everyone]] despite being a dumbass comedy hack that always cracks "[[Fail|My]] mom!" [[Unfunny|jokes]]. His best friend is a ghost with a hand sticking out of its head in high-five position, creatively named Hi-Five Ghost. He uses his ghostly hand to fist Muscle Man in the RV every night.

* '''[[Useless|Hi-Five Ghost]]''': Muscle Man's bisexual [[butt buddy]]. Is by far the most useless of the main characters and barely ever talks, let alone gets involved in the plot. In recent episodes, the creators seem to have remembered that he exists, and have given him a bit of backstory as well as a (human, for some reason) girlfriend, but by this point it's just [[shit nobody cares about]].

* '''[[Ape|Skips]]''': A [[homosexual|bodybuilding]] Yeti who cleans up after Mordecai and Rigby's shit.

* '''[[Whore|Margaret]]''': A [[Trap|Female]] robin that fucks human men and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose was to be Mordecai's love interest. Went to college and dumped Mordecai. Came back to make more unnecessary drama.

* '''[[Rule 63|Starla]]''': Muscle Man's fatass of a girlfriend who looks and acts like [[Rule 63|a female version of him]]. She's by far the most hated character in the show, as not even the most hardcore autistic fans of the show like her.

* '''[[Skank|CJ]]''': A cloud or smoke or something, and is a [[hipster|coffee shop mistress]]. Her only purpose is to be Mordecai's love interest after Margaret dumps him.

* '''[[Dork|Eileen]]''': She's to Rigby as Margaret is to Mordecai, but while Margaret has the personality of cardboard box, Eileen has the personality of a Styrofoam crate. While she is supposed to be a mole, she looks like a human more than anything for [[Closet Furry|some strange reason]].

* '''[[Goatse|Thomas]]''': Originally the Meg Griffin of Regular Show, then turned into a James Bond Russian Spy rip-off after the writers forgot he was a character. Furries shat their pants in anger after he left the show.

* '''[[Billy Mitchell|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''': A character clearly based on Billy Mitchell, who actually sued Cartoon Network over this character.

* '''Pam''': A clear knock-off of [[Adventure Time|Betty Grof]], except without having experienced ''any'' magic, madness or sadness so is incredibly boring.

* '''Death''': Similar to the [[Family Guy]] character of the same name but a whole lot worse!

* '''[[Five Nights at Freddy's|Dominic, Amelia and Louie]]''': They are the animatronics of the so-called "Capicola Gang" that some people somehow ''genuinely'' believe predicted Five Nights at Freddy's. I kid you not.

==Episodes==
:''See [[Regular Show/Episode Guide]]''

:There's also a [[Anime|special]] called 「[[Anime|Ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ　Ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ　Ｄｕｃｋ　Ｃｒｉｓｉｓ　Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ]]」; otherwise known as "Every mecha anime ever, go yoai yourselves desu".

:They have a movie too. In it Rigby gets rejected from "[[Redundant|College University]]" even though everyone ever gets into that school and it was a record year for how little people applied, so he gets Mordecai kicked out as well.

==Galleries==
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File:Regular Show cosplay 3.jpg|Don't mind them, that's just their blowjob-face.
File:Regular Show (Mordecai 63 and Rigby 3).jpeg|Some people really will fap to anything.
File:Regular Show cosplay.jpg|Typical Regular Show fantards.
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File:Regular Show 5.jpg|That's a tail, you [[Furfag|pervert]].
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File:Benson 4.png|How [[you]] see your boss.
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File:Benson 2.jpg|Words cannot describe the stupidity of these couples.
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File:Suck my Mordecock.gif|[[Fail|Jehovah's Witnesses]]
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==See Also==
* [[Furfag]]
* ''[[Adventure Time]]''
* [[deviantART]]
* [[Drugs]]
* [[FurAffinity]]
* [[Hipsters]]
* [[Tumblr]]

==External Links==
* <s>{{ytlink|4U44qN3n0pk|A Regular Show fanboy's generic butthurt response to this article}}</s> BALEETED!

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User:Synonym

2024-10-01T20:02:08Z

Synonym:

[[File:Wayback.png|200px|thumb|left|I [[autism|obsesively archive]] random things i find online because i cant let a single website get fully forgotten ]]
==Why im on this website==
Hey!! Im probably gonna only edit pages to either <br>
1. Make ugly pages look less ugly<br>
or<br>
2. Fix misspellings and redirects.
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==What else i do==
Whenever im not wasting my life editing, im wasting my life listening to [[Lemon Demon|kinda bad music]] and playing [[Cry of Fear|kinda bad games]]
[[File:Raku Chan by Nyanyandesu.png|200px|thumb|right|I also spend my time watching really bad [[fanime|fanimes]] on [[youtube]] ]]
== pages ill make look decent soon (probably) ==
[[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage]]

[[BrainPOP]]

[[Fujoshi]]

Stoner-chan

2024-10-01T19:59:13Z

Synonym: fixed the redirect

[[Image:Stonerchan1.jpg|right|200px|Stoner-chan's face]]
[[Image:Stonerchan.png|right|200px|WRONG ONE]]
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'''Stoner-chan''' is a [[camwhore]]. She appeared on 7chan's /b/ in a post discussing cookies and getting high on horse-cum. Many cries of "Tits or GTFO" (as she had predicted) followed her initial post. With proasting, /b/ saw her face, tits, and a picture with face AND tits. They dubbed her Stoner-chan, since "Horsecum-chan" wasn't very appealing.

Stoner-chan tells us she is Buddhist, which one would not be able to tell from the posting of tits and her requests for good [[raep]] or submission porn.

Frankly, it's a miracle that [[420chan]] didn't get to her first.

==What to name the camwhore?==
There is currently a [[bullshit|minor]] debate on 7chan over Stoner-chan's true "-chan" name. Proposed names included "Porn-chan", "Horsecum-chan" or "Jade-chan" (for the Buddha pendant around her neck). However, these were all shit, and Stoner-chan remained.

There was, however, the discovery of another camwhore known as Stoner-chan. A naked [[fat|fattie]] (MAN THE HARPOONS!) [[retarded|cleverly]] censored by a bong was claimed by one to be the "original" Stoner-chan. Fans of the newer (and therefore better) camwhore dismissed this, continuing to call their beloved by the name they'd chosen for her.

If all else fails, however, the [[b/tards|/b/tards]] have recommended "Cookie-chan" as a new name. Have fun with that, 7chan.

==Her original post==
Anonymous 07/01/14(Sun)14:21 No.530744

So /b/, As of lately I've been feeling very horny stoned.(im a girl, in before tits etc.)
I had smoked before, eated a cookie, and then starting downloading some pron to keep myself
in check. While it was downloading, I rolled an additional joint and stepped outside into
the foggy, grim night to smoke.

I came back and my pron was bluntly there on the monitor, gleaming ominously at me.
My mother came up the dungeon stairs a couple of minutes later and declared "What is this
horse cum shot I see on your computer?!" I looked back and babbled some shit, trying not to
give away my awkward sober facade. And so, she departed, leaving me perplexed, amused, and
slightly alarmed.

Oh, humbug and horse crackers.

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Apples Bear

2024-10-01T01:08:49Z

Synonym: fixed the redirect

{{Forced Meme}}
[[Image:Applesbear.jpg|thumb|How does a bear know what apples is?]]
[[Image:Applerevenge.jpg|thumb| No, it's a pear.]]
[[Image:Apples_bear_runoff.jpeg|thumb|See what you done started [[B|/b/]]?]]

This extremely forced meme originated from the Craption Contest, a caption contest on little-known website [http://pointlesswasteoftime.com/new_captions/archive.php?action=2&contest_id=206 Pointless Waste of Time], where it featured the quote "how does a polar bear know what apples is." The [[b/tard|/b/tard]] who originally posted the image added the caption; "im gonna post this everyday till you like this". Soon after, the meme effect came into play, where people would shop images with the text; "how does a polar bear know what apples is?!".

It's also been shooped into other memes. For example, it was colorised a few times in a [[Za Warudo]] fashion. Another meme, the "Is it can it be hugs tiem now plees" cat meme, replaced the cat with a polar bear plushie and the text "Is it can it be apples tiem now plees".

The meme itself opens to a number of questions. Why are the apples in ice cubes? What kind of [[sick fuck]] would be capable of such a cruel abomination?? Why is the polar bear trying to get them?! Does the polar bear understand thermodynamics?!? ''HOW DOES A POLAR BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?!?!''

Upon hearing of [[B|/b/]]'s usage of the apple bear as a meme and the realization that this horrible quote won the caption contest instead of other captions that were more deserving, if by no means themselves deserving, a [[butthurt]] moderator of the site deleted it, cementing the site's status as being a pool of internet [[faggotry]].

==Oh Noes!!!==

The [[/b/tard]] who posted Apples Bear unintentionally started a spin-off [[meme]]: the "im gonna post this everyday till you like this" meme, as demonstrated here.
[[Image:Not_apples_bear.jpeg|thumb|center|300px|Definitely <s>NOT</s> BETTER than Apples Bear.]]

==[[Moar]] Oh Noes!!!==

The Germans want '''Apples Bear''' [http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,21420737-5003419,00.html GENOCIDED!!!]

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==Gallery==
{{cg|'''Moar apples bear'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Help_me_get_apples_bear.jpg|[[Dog|YOU!]]...how do i shot apples?
Image:Human_help_get_apples.png|How does polar bear know human knows what apples is?
Image:Apples_bear.jpeg
Image:Applesbearlick.jpg|How does a polar bear lick what ice is?
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Apples_bear_car.jpg
Image:GET IN THE ICE.jpg|[[PROTIP]]: Get in the ice.
Image:MAHAPPLES.png|[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IMMA CHARGING MAH APPLEZ]]
Image:Applestiem.jpg|[[IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES?|Apples tiem! :3]]
Image:Toilet_brush_bear.jpg|How does a polar bear know what a toilet brush is?
Image:Death_god_apples.jpg|The meme [[cancer|mutates]].
Image:Applesandspartadoyouknow.jpg|How does a [[300|Spartaaan]] know what Apples Bear is?
Image:Lol_wut_apples_bear.png|[[LOL WUT]]
Image:Nyoron.png|How do I know what apples is [[nyoro~n]]
Image:Bear understood thermodynamics.jpeg|bear understood thermodynamics.
Image:Rawr apple.jpeg|how does apple know what bear is
Image:Bear apples pooper.jpg|bear didn't know what pooper does :(
Image:Bear understood thermodynamics 2.jpg|
Image:Bear tickle.jpeg|how does bear know what tickles is
Image:Bear jap.jpeg|how does bear know what jap pussy is
Image:Bears just eat.jpeg
Image:300 applesbear.jpeg
Image:Pime taradox.jpg|PIME TARADOX
Image:Apples-bear-comcast.jpg|how does comcast know what bears is
File:SkinnyBear.jpg|[[Ethiopia|No Apples Bear]]
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==See also==
*[[Bear]]
*[[Bear Cavalry]]
*[[Bear Grylls]]

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420chan

2024-09-28T22:27:49Z

Synonym: minor spelling mistake

{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=420chan|imageboard_logo=[[Image:420logo.gif]]|date_founded=April 20, 2005|major_boards=[[b/|/b/]], [[drugs|/weed/]], [[jenk|/jenk/]]|epic_win=[[Epilepsy Foundation|Epilepsy Raid]], [[Fox News]], [[Hal Turner]], [[Subeta]]|homepage=[http://420chan.org 420chan.org]}}

'''420chan''', run by [[Kirtaner]], a [[banhammer|social reject]] from [[Something Awful]] and a pedophilic faggot who decided to create a site with more specialized boards covering those facets of internet culture which not even [[4chan]]'s /b/, the toilet of the [[internet]], dares to cover, is an imageboard mostly filled with a strange combination of completely stoned people, [[video games]], and [[gay|wrestling]] lovers. Its origins are shrouded in [http://420chan.org/what.htm complete and total mystery].420chan has no memes for one simple reason: no one can remember them.

420chan has a wide array of shitty boards, each with a regular userbase of around 4 people (although [[some argue]] it's just [[samefag|one guy on a proxy]]); this includes a large variety of [[drug]] boards, [[Pokemon|/po/kemon]] (superior to [[shit nobody cares about|papercraft and origami]]), /sh/enanigans (filled with the sort of people that made dorm life suck), and intellectual boards like [[flamewar|philosophy]] and [[politics]] (filled with stoners trying to sound smart and not making sense 100% of the time). They also have the original versions of boards like /dino/ that [[7chan|nobody important]] copied. One notable aspect is that its music board allows [[WIN|direct file uploads]] so that you can share music instead of [[7chan|discussing it while desperately looking for the torrent]].

420chan tends to be where [[13 year old boy|stupid kids]] go to brag about how much weed they smoke. From time to time, it gets clogged up with a combination of displaced teenage fuckups, with their battle cries of "OMG MAD CHRONIC YO" and [[newfags]] banned from [[4chan]] for being too gay even for 4chan's /b/.

When 4chan is down, 420chan is typically one of the first places they go, [[7chan]] [[lol|usually being down]]. /B/tards from 4chan are normally accepted as long as they leave their [[AIDS]] and [[fail]] behind at 4chan when they post, those that don't usually end up [[B&]].

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|Too many people coming from four chan. The internet's butthole is getting overpopulated, and shit is starting to overflow all around... Let's hope that the 420's SLAYER will open the minds of the idiots that are coming here, and that it won't be too late before they mend their idiotic ways.| 420chan /b/tard
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==Boards==

[[Image:420chan_spoooky.png|thumb|Typical thread in /spooky/ leading to fisting.]]
[[Image:Typical420chanBBthread.png|thumb|typical thread on /bb/]]
[[Image:420chan.PNG|thumb|An outdated survey that does not reflect the increase in Pokémon over the years.]]

'''- Miscellaneous -''' Random shit that doesn't fit anywhere else.

* /[[420]]/ - ''420chan Discussion'' - DAMN STONERS GB2/weed/!!! This is not a fucking discussion on [[drugs]] fgts.
* [[B|/b/]] - ''Random'' - I GUESS THIS IS WHY THEY CALL THIS FORUM "RANDOM" XD
* /[[Trolling_IRL|sh]]/ - ''Shenanigans'' - When trolling is taken into the real world. "Hey I cut off this asshole's head and shit down his neck, [[shit was so cash]]."
* /[[X/|spooky]]/ - ''SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY'' - OH SHIT A GHOST.
* /[[beastiality|ani]]/ - ''Animals'' - Discussion of animals and shit. Posting of animals mating is a common way users troll this board.
* /[[bridget]]/ - ''Bridget'' - A board for everyone who's gay/straight for him<s>/her</s>. Meaning everyone.
* /[[gore]]/ - ''Gore'' - Spardots fapping material.
* /[[hentai|h]]/ - ''<s>Hentai</s> [[Weeaboo]] Wank Material'' - The only safehaven for weeaboos on 420chan. [[Lucky Star]] appreciation threads are deleted on sight however.
* /[[wallpaper|w]]/ - ''Wallpapers'' -

'''- New/Trial Boards -'''

* /[[Batshit|wc]]/ - ''*Wildcard*'' - The only board with multiple personality disorder (well...aside from netjester).
* /[[robot|nj]]/ - ''Netjester AI'' - The text i am high, i can only speak nonsense netjester, i will never reach his destination (aristotle, physics, 239b11). Another popular version of this board?
* /[[Martin Luther King|dr]]/ - ''Dreams'' - like /spooky/ minus the paranoia.
* /[[Hipster|st]]/ - ''Style'' - Hipster Central.
* /[[space|sagan]]/ - ''Space'' - "Just saw the last Shuttle launch, shit was so cash."
* /[[redneck|nra]]/ - ''Weapons'' - A place for users to discuss DEAGLE™ brand Deagles, because when they see my Deagle they'll know it's a DEAGLE™.

'''- Drugs -''' Here are the many drug boards (it's called '''420'''chan for a reason, fgt).

* /[[weed]]/ - ''Marijuana''- "Just smoked 5 bowels this morning, feels good man." Common replies are "cool story bro" and "OH GODDAMN IM TRIPPING BALLS".
* /[[Alcohol|hooch]]/ - A place for guys to come and chat / relax in a calm envir- GODDAMNIT JULIE I SHCWEARRR... IFN YOU INSHERRUPT ME WHILE I'M POSTSLINGG.. I'LL FUCKININGN GIV U ANUVVER JBLAKEYE!.
* /mdma/ - ''[[Ecstasy]]'' - Sure is [[rave]]rfag in here.
* /[[Hippy|psy]]/ - ''Psychedelics'' - Filled with a combination of underage b& faggots who understand nothing about drugs whatsoever ("lol hay u guise I just ate these [[shrooms|mushrooms]] I found in my back yard am I gonna die lol"), several butthurt [[hippy]] faggots who will make every thread into a scientific argument, stuck up people who think that I'M A MAD SHAMAN BRO!!! and burnt out hippies who really belong in /tinfoil/
* /stim/ - ''Stimulants'' - Hey d00ds how do I get my doctor to prescribe me Adderall? Also meth and coke addicts.
* /dis/ - ''Dissociatives'' - Used to be a good place to talk about PCP, Ketamine etc but is now populated by [[13-year-old boys|people who don't have access to real drugs]] and therefore have to chug several bottles of [[Dextromethorphan|cough syrup]] to get their required high.
* /[[Opioids|opi]]/ - ''Opiates'' - Filled with <s>junkies sharing their stories about how society is so unfair, and that they're so pissed at that pharmacy for kicking them out when they started screaming inside when they were refused sale for needles</s> adults who have graduated past weed onto the delicious Big Boy drugs like OxyContin and Fentanyl. The odd heroin thread does appear.
* /[[smoke]]/ - ''Tobacco'' (there's almost as much cancer here as there is in 4chan's /b/)
* /[[Benzos|benz]]/ - ''Benzodiazepines'' - used to be a good place to talk about Valium, Xanax, Ativan, etc., but now filled with 'hay guys just tk 5 ambiennnn holy shit snakeesss$$'
* /[[fail|del]]/ - ''Deliriants'' - Another board filled with underage b& faggots, who are desperate enough to pop [[at least 100]] [[benadryl]]s to get high. Posters who ask about Datura / Nightshade typically don't come back because they're having a delirious satanic orgy with spiders shortly before they die.
* /other/ - ''Other Drugs'' - The "hard" drugs like Elmer’s glue, Kool-Aide, and Oregano are typically discussed here.
* /[[Jenkem|jenk]]/ - ''Jenkem'' - The most insightful and logical of all the boards on 420chan.
* /[[high]]/ - ''High Stuff'' - A new and exciting board that has nothing at all to do with /b/ in the slightest.

'''- Lifestyle -''' Boards for any lifestyle niche (except furfags and [[weeaboos]])

* /[[emo|bb]]/ - ''Bawww Blog'' - [[DRAMA]] EVERYWHERE
* /[[ana]]/ - ''Fitness Discussion'' -
* /[[car]]/ - ''Transportation'' -
* /[[nom]]/ - ''Food and Munchies'' -
* /[[trap|cd]]/ - ''Crossdressers'' - Contains enough drama to rival /bb/. Also DO I PASS U GUAIS???
* /[[gimp|kinky]]/ - ''Kinky Clothing and Toys'' -
* /[[Faggotry|ga]]/ - ''Gay Adult'' - DICKS EVERYWHERE
* /[[No homo|sa]]/ - ''Straight Adult'' - Dat ass.

'''- Media -'''

* /[[comics|616]]/ - ''Comics'' - A great place to discuss Watchmen and complain how shitty the movie was.
* /[[flash|f]]/ - ''Flash'' - Because [[Jewgrounds|Newgrounds]] is for faggots.
* /[[gif]]/ - ''Animated Gifs'' -
* /[[music|m]]/ - ''Music Discussion'' - DUBSTEP THREAD, DUBSTEP THREAD, DUBSTEP THREAD
* /[[martial arts|mma]]/ - ''Mixed Martial Arts Discussion'' - A board for...[[buttsex|wrestling?]]
* /[[mtv]]/ - ''Movies and Television Discussion'' -
* /[[Faux News|n]]/ - ''World News'' -
* /[[Pokemon|po]]/ - ''Pokémon Discussion'' -
* /[[Balls]]/ - ''Sports'' -
* /[[Oldfag|tg]]/ - ''Traditional Games Discussion'' - A board for talking about traditional pastimes, such as <s>Nigger</s> Jolly African American Lynching.
* /[[Video games|vg]]/ - ''Video Games Discussion'' -
* /[[Wrestling|wooo]]/ - ''Wrestling Discussion'' - Moar wrestling

'''- Academic -''' [[Chris-chan|HONOR ROLL MY ASS]]

* /[[shitty art|art]]/ - ''Art Discussion and Oekaki'' -
* /[[Science|chem]]/ - ''Science and Chemistry Discussion'' -
* /[[Faggotry#Faggot_Tree|crops]]/ - ''Growing & Botany'' - "How do I madeded weed shed?"
* /[[Dinosaurs|dino]]/ - ''Dinosaur Discussion'' - A board for dinosaurs that was ripped off by [[7chan]] when 420chan was too high to notice.
* /[[History|his]]/ - ''History'' - Contains quality topics such as "Hitler was awesome and here's why" "White devils stole their inventions from Chinese/Sandniggers/<s>Niggers</s> Jolly African Americans" and
* /howto/ - ''Guides'' -
* /[[E-lawyer|law]]/ - ''Law/Legal'' - "Guys, I got busted dealing pot in Utah. Should I get a lawyer?"
* /[[Book|lit]]/ - ''Books and Literature'' -
* /[[WebMD|med]]/ - ''Medical/Health'' - "shit shit you guys I think I OD'd on X, what do I do????"
* /[[philosophy|pss]]/ - ''Philosophical Discussion'' - Philosophy I don't think this thread has anything to do with philosophy. YES IT DOES!! [[NO U]]
* /[[politics|pol]]/ - ''Politics Discussion'' - For my poly/sci class I have to write a paper about anything relating to government. What do you think I should write about?
* /[[Powerbook|tech]]/ - ''Computers and Technology'' - Hey guise, what's wrong with mah compooter?
* /[[CSIII|prog]]/ - ''Programming'' - The userbase here varies from scriptkiddies to neckbeards.

==The (Former) Leaders==

===[[Kirtaner]]===
At first glance, Kirtaner (also known as skirt boy) appears to be a faggot [[12chan|pedo]] black person with [[basement dweller|no friends]], but to many he is the daddy of the greatest board in the universe. Kirtaner is kind of like the guy in [[you|your]] band that is the lead singer which makes him technically the leader, even though all the rest of the band really does is make fun of him. When he's not posting pictures of himself in a skirt, he's jerking off to sum innocent [[13 year old boys]]. It is also highly speculated that he had a love affair with [[feem]] and a Large sized bottle of strawberry lube.

[[Kirtaner|As if you ever wanted to, you can read moar about their glorious leader here.]]

[[Image:Kirtaner_in_a_skirt.jpg|thumb| Ironically enough, this became a 420chan.org banner.]]

===[[Sparto|Spardot]]===
[[Kirtaner]]'s girlfriend (HOLYSHIT Kirtaner isn't gay? zomgnowai!) and an all around [[attention whore]], is only an admin because she will suck Kirtaner's [[dick]] (even though she will suck any dick longer than half an inch). By day, she swings her monstrous [[ban hammer]] and then let's the same fags she banned back if they bug her on IRC. Then she sucks their dicks. [[Sparto|Find out more here.]]

[[TL;DR|Oh, and there are some other mods too, but nobody gives a shit about them.]]

===Fun Facts!===

[[Image:Kshot.jpg|thumb|Kirtaner and Spardot, in the heat of a 420chan Drink-a-thon.]]

[[Image:CaptainTinal.JPG|thumb|Captain Tinal, the return of the boxed menace.]]

420chan has a unique spin on DONATE OR DIE: If you donate enough, the admins die. '''420chan Drink-a-thons''' are always stickied in advance with something saying for every 10 dollars, Tinal will take a shot of various alcoholic beverages via live Stickam feed. However, the price is usually raised higher when they realize they don't want him to die. It's ok, it comes close enough; what usually happens is that people donate slowly, and he transforms into a robot and [[stoned|does random things]]. Eventually, he will pass out in his own vomit, someone will call 911 to go save him, and then everyone ignores his stream while Kirtaner takes over. When Kirtaner passes out, Sparto will put on a Guy Fawkes mask and a funny hat and not show tits for the begging crowds because she's a bitch.

420chan used to contain a secret board, /pedo/. After much retarded drama with their original webhost, [[BAWWW|/pedo/ has never returned]].

Those lovable rascals that are the staff of 420 and its IRC also have been known to treat their members to cp free of charge!

'''[20:37] <sentri>''' http://-------.---/-/res/1707.html
'''[20:38] <negroe>''' sentri: LOL
'''[20:40] <Attorney`Sparto>''' WHAT IS
'''[20:40] <BabyJesus666>''' Fool: I lawled.
'''[20:40] <Attorney`Sparto>''' http://www.-------.---/-/res/1707.html
'''[20:40] <Fool>''' lol
'''[20:40] <LoLDongs>''' lol
'''[20:41] <sporta>''' lol sparto linking to gay CP
'''[20:41] <sentri>''' hand sliding down pants
'''[20:41] <sentri>''' that's actually the only straight cp there
'''[20:42] <negroe>''' sentri: yeah
'''[20:42] <negroe>''' gay cp works great, some people like straight cp
'''[20:43] <Fool>''' lollololol
'''[20:43] <Fool>''' i love cp floods
'''[20:43] <sentri>''' I luv u negroe
'''[20:53] <sentri>''' lol wher is the cp from /a/
'''[20:53] <negroe>''' AH GAY THEY DELETED THE CP
'''[20:55] <sentri>''' The CP must flow...
'''[20:55] <sentri>''' >:)
'''[20:56] <JuryMemberFutureDays>''' he who controls the cp
'''[20:56] <JuryMemberFutureDays>''' controls everything
'''[20:56] <LoLDongs>''' CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
'''[20:56] <sentri>''' best line i've read all day
'''[20:56] <BabyJesus666>''' =(
'''[20:56] <BabyJesus666>''' Linkk
'''[20:56] <negroe>''' -------
'''[20:57] <LoLDongs>''' its gay butsex cp
'''[20:57] <sentri>''' got more of the twinky type?
'''[20:57] <BabyJesus666>''' Why is it never straight cp?
'''[20:57] <LoLDongs>''' because people like straight cp
'''[20:57] <LoLDongs>''' actually not people
'''[20:57] <LoLDongs>''' channers
'''[20:57] <JuryMemberFutureDays>''' what about catholic priests
'''[20:58] <sentri>''' I'm shure we have a fair number of "father figures" who are Anonymous boylusting pedophyles
'''[20:58] <BabyJesus666>''' Yeah.
'''[20:58] <LoLDongs>''' probably
'''[20:58] <BabyJesus666>''' So post some straight cp to anger them
'''[20:58] <negroe>''' sentri: wouldn't surprise me
'''[20:58] <LoLDongs>''' but who doesn't like lolis
'''[20:59] <sentri>''' i like em all
'''[20:59] <sentri>''' so ... raging boner is raging
'''[21:03] <negroe>''' ok
'''[21:03] <negroe>''' done with the cp
'''[21:03] <negroe>''' might flood more later

(Keep in mind that negroe, the one who freely admitted to flooding, is a staff member and that 420 bigshot feem was in the channel and did nothing, while sparto herself linked to it).

PS: That's Chalupa in the background. The greatest man to ever live.

==Drama==

===Site Drama===
1. Tinal took over 420chan because Kirt was away. [[Image:420chancurrentstate.jpg|thumb|Former State Thanks To Tinal]]

2. All the boards were renamed and Kirt had to hack the server to get it back or something equally [[1337]].

3. At a later time, Tinal got mad at Kirt concerning Sparto and killed the 420chan.org domain. They later hugged and made up. Rumors of alleged gay sex also arose but these were denied by the Admins.

====Continued Drama====

On or about November 5th, 2008 [[Tinal]] and [[Kirtaner]] had an argument; leading Tinal to hold the 420chan.org domain hostage (again...) along with all of the PayPal donations, which returned shortly after.

'''[[Tinal/convologs#Jew_Rage|LOGS HERE]]'''
<br /><br />
A whois indicated that Tinal redirected 420chan's DNS servers to 4chan, but failed epically, as nothing actually loaded. (On a side note, this further corroborates claims by some that Tinal is actually [[Moot]] in disguise)
<br /><br />
Tinalrage seems to be over for the moment.

===April Fool's "Drama"===
April Fools [[2008]], [[Kirtaner]] makes a blog post about finding [[Jesus]] or something. It was honestly the shittiest April Fool's trick ever because [[Noone|Peter]] actually fell for it.

===/i/nsurgent drama===

====Hal Turner====
In February of aught-seven, [[Hal Turner]]'s websites started redirecting to 420chan. Hal announced that he had been [[pwnt]] and told everyone he'd called the [[party van]]. It remains to be seen whether some stoner really did steal his password, or Hal made it all up as part of his fiendish plot.

====Perverted Justice====
Chris Hansen and friends got Kirtaner's dox ([[The_internet|from WHOIS]]). Kirt [[basement dweller|lives with his mom]]. They called and harassed him and his mother in a manner that Anonymous would to Hal, and were just really fucking annoying. Needs moar backraid.

===Failnonymous - the INTERNET DOODLE MACHINE===

[[Image:420FailFails.jpg|thumb|New 420chan logo on [[Drawball]].]]

420chan was always eager to rid itself of its image as the [[Retard|retarded]] cousin of the *chan family. Powerless to do anything to the other chans, it focused its attention on the [[Moralfags]] in [[Project Chanology]] due to the members of the project referring to themselves as [[Anonymous]], something which pissed off the 420channers to no end.

At first, the idea was to crash the project's [[PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/IRL_PROTEST_PAGE|IRL Raids]], which was quickly abandoned when the [[Basement-dweller|420channers]] realized that they were unable to leave their parents' basements. After a series of pathetically failed [[i|raids]] against other sites unrelated to the [[Moralfags]], including DDoSing themselves when trying to take down [[Enturbulation]], they decided to take on a project with some possibility of success: Raid the [[Moralfags|Moralfag]] stronghold on [[Drawball]]. The date was set to April 3rd, 2008.

[[Epic fail]] ensued.

Unable to even scribble out the [http://www.drawball.com/7hvfskx logo] in question, the Anonymous of [[Basement-dweller|420chan]] would thereafter be referred to only as Failnonymous - the INTERNET DOODLE MACHINE.

The other chans were either sympathetic to the cause of Project Chanology, or didn't give a [[Poo|shit]]. After failing miserably at scribbling out the [[Moralfags|Moralfag]] text on [[Drawball]], Failnonymous started spamming other chans with requests for help. They were met with auto-bans from the [[Moderator|mods]].

===The Great One Man Raid of '08===
After being rejected from 4chan !4X8vLLNDE2 had nowhere to go, he decided to tell all his AIM buddies that he was going to raid 420chan's /weed/ board. Here is an excerpt from one of his many [[gay|convos]]:
'''DarXsAsUsKE:''' sup lol.
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' nm just jacking off lol.
'''DarXsAsUsKE:''' SHOOTING UR LAZ0RZ!! LOL
'''DarXsAsUsKE:''' LOL
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' SPAAAARTAAAA!
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' hehe
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' w00t ^-^
'''DarXsAsUsKE:''' did you see the latest episode of [[gay|Naruto]]?
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' YEAH IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOODD LEE-SAN IS SOOOOO KAWAII!!!

...

'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' lulz im gonna raid 420chan brb1lol!
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' kkk haha
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' fried chikns!! HAHAHAa, what music shld i listn to wen i raid??????????????????
'''DarXsAsUsKE:''' Insane Clown Posse
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' THEYR SOOOO AWESOME!! JUGGALOS 4 LIFE juggln juggalo chikn slayer!
'''!4X8vLLNDE2:''' g2g my mom wantsme to eat dinner >:("

After that enthralling IM he ate dinner (ricearoni) he went down to his room in the basement and started trolling /weed/. Who could forget such epic lulzworthy posts from !4X8vLLNDE2 such as:

"this will probably make it on ED though seeing how 420'ers cry when there board gets raided"

and

"they give this reaction sage sage sage sage sage so infact they have given lulz"

and this little gem

"hahaa LULZ is a CORRUPTIN OF LOL!"

You have done the [[faggots|leegin]] proud [[13 year old|young]] Anon. We salute you.

===Accidental Birth===
[[Shit nobody cares about|Some site called 420chan.net existed first.]] Kirtaner made 420chan.org as a joke, and in response to the 420chan.net guy crying made it a real imageboard. It was better. End of story.

===Eventual Death===
The 10k GET was the album cover of The Scorpions "[[Virgin Killer]]", which featured a nude preteen, but was censored. Its not CP, as it's on Amazon.com as well as various other websites.

Anyway, the 10K GET was, obviously, stickied. 420chans host got scared and said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle OFFLINE". The IP got redirected to nothing, and Kirt got hit with a CP notice.

Kirt called bullshit, because it's a fucking album cover freely available in stores and websites. Their host didn't care, refused to reply, and eventually closed the ticket. Kirtaner and Tinal told them to fuck off and canceled their account, and are currently moving to a new host. The biggest issue was finding one that will allow /i/ to be linked (although /i/ won't actually be hosted there).

===The Glorious Rebirth Of 420chan===
420chan has officially risen from the ashes. Its timing coincided with the fall of 4chan. With the death of this unholy beast, thousands of /b/tards were left homeless and set sail on small crafts headed for new lands. Most of them died and landed in [[hell|7chan]], however, a sizable number made their way to 420chan where they compete for lulz and shelter with the natives who have just arrived from their exodus.

Unfortunately, some of the refugees unknowingly brought [[the cancer that is killing /b/]] to their new homeland. The influx of newfags and copypasta whores has lead to a split amongst the ranks of 420chan, some calling for the ban of all 4channers, others seeking a peaceful union of the two /b/s. Early flooding of the 420 /b/ by an unidentified 4channer has already sparked violent reactions from the locals. As these events escalated, the admins were nowhere to be found. No surprise there.

Also of important note, during the initial hour that 420 first emerged, someone had already begun a jailbait thread which included many pictures of children under the age of 12. Again, no surprise there. 420channers are still awaiting the repost of the Scorpions album picture "Virgin Killers."

====/i/'s rebirth====
420chan's /i/ was hard to host, and it took months before /i/ returned to 420. An agreement was reached with 711chan (whose host is ok with /i/) and about merging their /i/ with Kirt's custom wakaba board, returning Kirtaner and Sparto to being admins along with some #insurgency ops and 711chan admins, creating a new era of peace. This /i/ is currently trying to restore /i/'s good name with traditional Yahoo Answers trolling, more MySpace phishing, and extracting some lulz from the new s& hero.

====Lockdown Level: [[Party Hard]]====
Whenever 4chan dies, 7chan dies right after. While 420channers are not as hateful of other chan sites as [[7chan]] and [[4chan]] types are, they really don't like them coming and fagging up the place by posting so fast and what-have-you. So, 420chan changes its theme to RAVE mode, aka PARTY HARD, as a diversion.

===Mascots & Sub-Mascots===
[[Image:420logo.gif|thumb| TCC-Tan.]]
*'''TCC-Tan''' is the main official Mascot 420chan. Created in [[Something Awful]] forums, she was placed as 420chan's Mascot after getting permission from the original artist that created her. TCC-Tan perfectly fits the 420 theme for her looks and her tools such as her giant green bong.
{{quote|Hay Guys|TCC-Tan}}

[[Image:Yakui_78.jpg|thumb| Drug addicted Maid Yakui.]]
*'''Yakui''' is a Druggy Maid meme created in [[2chan|some wapanese image board]]. Yakui, [[Engrish|being all heavy addicted to medicines ,pills, and hallucinogen,]], is very popular in 420chan and was considered as a sub-mascot by the users. In time her popularity earned Yakui her own board section on 420chan as /Yakui/. Currently the section has been missing along with other sections that once existed such as /bridget/, /Hentai/, /Loli/, etc. Rumors has been out that the Yakui section will return when Kirtaner adds the new sections which he delays on purpose since he feeds on babies.

*'''JigglyPuff''' is considered as an official 2nd mascot. While /b/ was in a Sharpnel Rave Mode, there was an Image of JigglyPuff with glow rings. Many individuals claim that JigglyPuff is the DJ of 420chan's /b/.

[[Image:JigglyWigglyPuff_78.PNG|thumb| A Typical Image of JigglyWigglyPuff.]]
*'''Jiggly Wiggly Puff''' is a horribly drawn MS paint version of JigglyPuff done by Z-IIDX. Mostly seen on /b/, was first seen as a OP image in a Xmas Sticky while a horrible background music was being played in /b/. Since then there has been some new images of Jiggly Wiggly every now and then. JigglyWiggly is known to have a weak bladder since many images show it urinating on the ground or objects/people. Jiggly Wiggly Puff is considered a minor sub-mascot but greatly loved by Kirtaner and Sparto. RIP jigglywiggly 5-3-08

[[Image:Bikko_78.jpg|thumb| Bikko is more awesome than you.]]
*'''Bikko''' is a one-legged amputee girl who is popular among some 420channers. Created by an artist in Japan, she is considered as a mascot of the /smoke/ section since she is a heavy smoker. [[Some argue]] that Bikko should get her own section, /Bikko/.

*'''Flonne''' is considered as "The [[Loli]]" of 420chan. An obvious symbol that yells "Etna_Is_My_Wife" is not welcomed here. In some websites that Kirtaner is registered in, Kirt uses a Flonne Avatar. Flonne is a character from Disgaea.

*'''Randy Orton''' See [[Buttsechs|Pro-wrestling]].
[[Image:Morningshowa.jpg|thumb| Default template for the Morning Show]]

===Memes and Text-Memes===

*'''[[Dicks everywhere|DICKS EVERYWHERE]]''', Originally created in 2007 by Kirtaner as an automated response whenever you post an image in any section without any text, it was accepted quickly by its users. From time to time you might spot a user posting an Image VERY RELATED. If you see anyone outside 420chan posting "DICKS EVERYWHERE" then clearly they are faggots that need to get back to 420chan.

*'''I vote you keep on trying''', was originally created as a counter reply to a [[Lucky Star]] Troll in /animu/. Every time the troll would reply, users would say "I vote you keep on trying", in an attempt to show him that the troll is made of pointless and [[fail]]. However, now the [[Lucky Star]] Troll of /animu/ uses it himself as a troll weapon against others. The user who first came up with "I vote you keep on trying" [[an_hero|committed suicide]] when he noticed the troll is was using it now, let's just say there won't be any more new JigglyWiggly Puff content.

*'''Lenny is that you?''', Infamously created in /flash/. Whenever someone posts like they have no hands, it's usually replied with "Lenny is that you?". There was once a thread in /b/ with OP posting a random picture claiming he was Lenny, followed by other users posting other pictures saying they were Lenny. To this day "Lenny is that you?" isn't used much at all and is mostly rejected by users in /flash/, but- Wait, Lenny are you reading this?

*'''Morning Show''' was originally posted in 420chan's /b/ by a poster who'd found it on Google Images during an unrelated search, and asked /b/ if anyone knew what the hell was going on in the pic. The answer was provided in minutes (in the form of a [[YouTube]] link to a Japanese morning talk show) but more importantly, users began using the default template (pictured), putting their own text in the black and pink boxes. While infrequently used, it is still a 420chan /b/ original.

*'''Ounce of weed taped to the back''' was a yellow text story posted on 420chan's /b/ about finding an ounce of weed taped to the back of a dinner plate. It is now used in much the same way as walk the dinosaur.

====Notable Wordfilters====
*(blank response) > DICKS EVERYWHERE
*[[4chan]] > the future
*<s>[[7chan]] > elitistchan</s>
*<s>[[12chan]] > I AM A PEDOPHILE</s>
*[[711chan]] > YOUR COCK CANNOT THRUST INTO MY ASSHOLE FAST ENOUGH
*<s>bong > cock</s>
*<s>blunt > dick</s>
*[[Habbo]] > Colette
*<s>Scientology > Enkindlers</s>
*Nigger > jolly african americans
*<s>/b/lackup > ANAL SEX WITH 6 HORSES AND A MULE</s>
*<s>mod > Osaka</s>
*<s>Niggertits > 4chan</s>
*<s>Lulz > BIG GAY DICKS IN MY FACE</s>
*<s>GIRUGAMESH > MODS=GODS</s>
*Word filter > cat planet
*good vibes > SLAYER
*tomoko > avatarfagplsreportme

===Hall of "I have Asperger's and spend all day on the internet"===
If you're on this list, congratulations!
You have succeeded in having a pathetic and unfulfilling life.

*Fallen (Gigantic faggot, moderator in /dis/. Likes chugging cough syrup, spouting incoherent shit he thinks is meaningful, and long walks on the beach)
*Alexander (shota hunter)
*Asd (shota)
*Alias777 (FAIL shota who only delivers for 2 seconds at a time)
*Etna_is_my_Wife (lowest of low)
*Reuben (nobody likes a Reuben, plain and simple)
*Steve (regular bot on IRC)
*Stonedchef (hueg penis)
*Feem (supreme overlord of <s>Aubrey Cottle's penis</s> IRC)
*Bob (has no friends)
*Xanthine (is also a shota hunter)
*KrypticGuy (the local [[The Pirate Bay|Merchant]] on the IRC)
*chet (Sparto's personal punching bag and stickam stalker)
*Sparto (Kirt's cum bucket)
*Ms_Mister (everyone's favorite [[trap]])
*Staplefun ([[gay|For 20 counts of faggotry]])
*mehx (STOP THAT!!!)
*uglyhuncher (drunk naked Indian)
*kod (The friendly [[gay|homosexual]] IRC bot)
*AExodus (drug selling shota faggot)
*Shortcat (Loves the [[cock]])
*Batmannu (Crazy Estonian chick)
*Kirtaner/Aubrey Cottle ([[Kirtaner|He didnt get a lot of sleep on Thursday night, lul]])
*Borwins ([[azn|chink 4 life!!!]])
*Ocatamai ([[weeaboo]])
*BeachBabeHitler (secret Jew lover)
*!4X8vLLNDE2 (crazy e1337 Jew)
*Reuben Fanbury (most failsome of any Reuben to exist, ever)
*Beedz~ ([[Faggot]] that won't shut the fuck up about his love for American Spirit cigarettes)
*XIII (feels good man)
*LaughingMan ([[Sick Fuck]]HA HA HA HA!!!!)
*Kakama ([[Anonymous Borg]])
*Priscilla Nerryhood([[ incest |WTF? You fucked your cousin?]])
*Russonomics (Faggot known for shitting up 420chan's gay board with pictures of his plastic dick before vanishing when people found out he was a pedophile. Possible [[an hero]])
More Coming soon

===tl;dr?===
420chan is the most [[lame|chill]] of the chans. But due to everyone being underage smokers and self-taught wikipedia scientists; facepalms, rage and loss of hope in humanity are to be expected.

===The Chanese Federation===
[[Image:Chanese_Federation_official_flag.gif|thumb|right|]]
420chan has indeed joined The Chanese Federation recently. In fact, it is one of four founding states along with [[2chan]] state, [[4chan]] state, and [[7chan]] state. [[Some argue|One anon]] who's against the union doesn't mean all 420chan residents are. Seriously, what's wrong with having your own country?

And [[The Chanese Federation]] is indeed a [[lie|real country]]! It's even on a map.

=== 7channers troll /weed/ and mods ===
One day some [[Trolls|7channers]] decide it might be amusing to raid 420chan's /weed/. Since /weed/ is full of [[Faggots|quality posters]] and [[Stoner|awesome people]], this only compounded the lulz through their [[RAGE|intelligent retorts]] and [[BAWWW|disconcerting disapproval]]. For [[Epic fail|2 hours]], /weed/ was bombed with [[Win|bloody vaginas, dead jews, and gay furry porn]]. Suddenly, 2 hours later, [[Kirtaner]] wakes up, throws on his dress and decides to check up on 420chan, to find /weed/ plastered with the shit. He [[Lulz|RAGES]] at his mods for being so [[Stoner|incompetent]] while [[feem|some people]] try to suck Kirt's dick in a likely effort to [[I did it for the lulz|increase his rage]] and simultaneously [[Pussy|avoid it]].

====Exodus to 7chan====
The site goes down for a couple of weeks in January 2009. After returning in February, it soon became apparent that the recent [[FBI attention|user interface upgrade]] also meant a dozen new moderators were hired, most of them underage. Those oldfags who had remained as part of the IRC community up and left for [[7chan]].

The superiority trolls go forth with renewed zeal.

===Aftermath===
{{main|420chan/logs}}
A sticky goes up on 7chan involving the matter, and much [[lulz]] is had by all. Suddenly, [[Cunt|Sparto]] appears on 7chan IRC demanding that the mods remove the sticky, or at least go on a banning spree, [[Hypocrite|then rages when they refuse and tells them all what shitty mods they are]]. Kirt shortly follows suit and is trolled for a bit, though is sadly [[Bad|not as easy to troll as]] [[Cunt|Sparto]]. The [[User talk:eapoe|raid leader]] then reveals himself to Kirt in what could be considered a well-played coup de grace.

Suddenly [[Anti-lulz|Eman]] decides that to preserve [[Shit nobody cares about|7chan and 420chan's long-standing good relations]] he needs to [[Anti-lulz|ban the raid leader from IRC and 7chan, and delete the thread]]. The raid leader then decides to post in on another chan [[for great justice]] and a thread about it goes up on [[Shit nobody cares about|94chan]], which is then stickied by the admin. An article also goes up on [http://wikichan.net/Trolling_420chan Wikichan]. Hours later, [[Butthurt|the article on wikichan is deleted, and 94chan's bandwidth limit is exceeded]].

==77777777 GET==
[[Image:77777777get.jpg|thumb|[[Shit bricks|Bricks were shat]]]]
In [[at least 100 years ago|(not so) recent news]], 420chan was the subject of the highly contested 77777777 get. In the last moment, a 420channer swooped in triumphantly stealing the coveted get.

This was simply too much for the noble yet less-than-intelligent /b/tards. With the fury of a thousand flies on shit, they descended into the depths of 420chan's /b/ in an attempt to steal back the 420chan 333333 and thus, in some existential sense, their honor.

In the end their efforts yielded no results. Mods skipped the number and thus the /b/tards went stomping off to demand mom pour them another glass of live wire.
{{clear}}

==Selling Out==

Despite being a once great hideout for [[pedos]] and stoners alike to bask in a relatively [[cancer|cancer-free]] and smoke-filled environment, it seems motives for 420chan have changed in recent years. Far from being this once-achieved bit of paradise, Kirt seems to now focus his energies on attracting as many [[newfags]] as possible to the site. This includes the addition of many stupid features, such as party banning, an unlulzy [[Taimapedia|wikipedia]], and a [[Twitter]].

He has also become overcome with a terrifying worry that some of his userbase may possibly leave the site with every legitimate criticism voiced on the /420/ - Site Discussion board, and deletes any such posts as soon as he sees them. To test yourself, try posting there that 420chan was in fact not the second site to do away with frames, that 420chan was not the first ever site to have a wiki, or that the real reason most [[irc]] networks enable mode +x is for privacy and security reasons, not just because “[[wat|they are stupid and like to encourage trouble]]”. Best of all, try mentioning that [http://web.archive.org/web/20060613043924/http://img.420chan.org/pedo/ /pedo/ really existed].

All because he has to maximize his userbase as much as possible to make moneys from his crappy little store, and hopefully postpone getting a real job [[permab&|forever]]. Can running a cancer-free *chan mix with being an unemployed broke stoner? The answer it seems is no.

==Gallery Moments with 420chan==
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{{cg|420chan Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:KIRTSE.jpg|The glorious leader.
Image:Rulesofweed.JPG|Rules of /weed/.
Image:MegatronChan.jpg|A typical 420chan user.
Image:Dongbong.jpg|Yet another typical 420chan user.
Image:therealfeem.jpg|Feem himself.
Image:Weed debate.JPG|Typical thread on /weed/ circa February 2009.
Image:R9k debate.JPG|Typical thread on [[R9k/|/arcanine/]] circa February 2009.
Image:Bh_dongbong.jpg|Dickbongs are all the rage.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="8">
Image:Gaspipe.jpg|[[Doing it wrong]]
Image:Hunter_s_Thompson.jpg|An atypical 420chan user.
Image:Ganja_gurl_by_broken_toy.jpg|420chan's goddess
Image:Nosrsly.jpg|A common question and answer at 420chan.
Image:420_backup_upload.jpg|The resurrection.

Image:bowdown.jpg|The girlfriend every 420channer wants.
Image:Flonne_78.JPG|Flonne, 420chan's shield from Etna_is_my_wife.
Image:JigglyWigglyPuff_79.PNG|Fuck Yeah Optimus Prime and JigglyWiggly
Image:JigglyWigglyPuff_81.PNG|Hay Guys!
Image:JigglyWigglyPuff_82.PNG|A Tribute to 420chan's Raving /b/
Image:Jigglyisover.png.PNG|Jiggly Wiggly is no more
Image:TCCCHAN.jpg|[[Rule 34]] on TCC-Tan
Image:TCC-Tan.jpg|A fappable picture of TCC-Tan
Image:420chan.jpg

</gallery>|}}

==External links==
*[http://www.420chan.org/ 420Chan]
*[http://taimapedia.org/ Taimapedia, the 420chan wiki]

==See also==

*[[Chanapocalypse]]
*[[Hal Turner]]
*[[i|/i/]]
*[[Kirtaner]]
*[[Stoner Guru]]
*[[Nightwing]]
*[[Silk Road]]
*[[Sparto]]
*[[Subeta]]

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{{Timeline|Featured article February 19, 20, and 21, [[2022]]|[[Kirtaner]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Anonymous]]}}

Hawk Tuah

2024-09-18T18:53:47Z

Synonym: wtf she made a podcast

[[File:Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch.png|thumb|right|Hailey Welch aka "Hawk Tuah"|right]]
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{{Withjews}}
{{Forcedmeme}}

'''Hawk Tuah''' is an extremely unfunny meme circulating about the interwebs as of [[2024]] in which a really ditzy and intoxicated [[hotard]] '''{{instagram|reel/C-I-QIpyY1L|kike}}''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Hailey Welch'''{{jew}}) participates in a street interview in Nashville, [[Tennessee]]. Another fine example of a dumbass becoming famous just for being a dumbass (although she might actually be more intelligent than President [[Joe Biden]]). You can see that she clearly sucked every minute of fame she had from that meme by literally creating a fucking [[jew|LLC]] and selling all junk related to the meme, going on and creating podcasts and shit like that, so you can see that she made a great cash grab out of it like the jew she is.

Despite [[conspiracy theories]], this was not a scripted propaganda piece produced by the Church of Latter Day Saints, A Beka Book (an independent baptist publisher), Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or North Korea, although any of the above could easily take advantage of it to advance their ideologies.

==Gallery==
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File:Hawk Tuah - Tony Hawk Playstation game meme.jpg
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File:I Hawk Tuah On Your Grave - 4fd.jpg
File:Hawk Tuah girl - 5c4.jpeg
File:Steven Hawktuah.jpg
</gallery></center><br>
== See also ==
*[[Blowjob]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[TikTok]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[Forced meme]]
*[[Slut]]
*[[Bitch]]

==External links==
*'''{{ytlink|C7tydu_erZo|The interview on YouTube, where it all started}}'''
*'''{{KYM|memes/hawk-tuah-girl|Know Your Meme - Hawk Tuah Girl}}'''
*'''{{Wikilink|Hawk_Tuah_Girl|Wikipedia - Hawk Tuah Girl}}'''

{{Portals|memes|whores|sex}}
{{Jewseries}}

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P Diddy

2024-09-18T05:49:50Z

Synonym: added that he got arrested

{{Breakingnews|[https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/diddy-indictment-why-diddy-was-arrested/5803242/ HOLY SHIT!! He just got arrested!!]}}

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[[Image:Diddy 3.jpg|thumb|Shhhhh...[[pedophile|Diddy's]] here.]]

[[Image:Diddy 2.jpg|thumb|[[Attention whoring]] faggot.]]

[[Image:Diddy 1.jpg|thumb|Diddy [[Rape|likes]] the fat bitches.]]

[[Image:Biggie-smalls.jpg|thumb|Can I make you sum [[Jew gold|monies]], massa?]]

[[Image:Diddy_4.jpg|thumb|Hard muthafucka]]

'''P Diddy''' (aka '''[[Weed|Puff Daddy]], [[Dildo|Diddy]], [[Fashion|Sean John]]''' and whatever else this [[nigger]] calls himself; '''''Powerword:''''' '''Sean Combs''') - is an [[USI|obnoxious]] [[camwhoring]] gaynigger and [[Twitter]] addict who obtained success by secretly conspiring on killing former best friend and part-time [[Pokemon|Snorlax]] '''Bloatorious N.I.G.''' as a stepping stone to amassing gigantic bags of [[Jew gold]] for himself. Unbeknownst to his big fat ego P Dildo's actually an [[unfunny]], untalented hack who is probably best known for using his dumb thug associates to push his horrible music, flammable clothing, rancid cologne, and general niggerty onto society. This is obviously done to get everyone to blindly line his pockets with [[Carl Sagan|billions and billions]] of [[monies]] and hopefully become as much of a [[faggot]] as his superior white masters. Whether it be the ridiculous products he pimps or his constant [[attention whoring]] on every [[social networking site]] in existence, one thing is certain: it would probably be in the best interest of humanity if he just stopped, be it him being retired or [[Death|dead]]. Few people know that P Diddy suffers from a disorder called AES (Anal Ejaculation Syndrome) in which, upon ejaculation, P Diddy spews diarrhea uncontrollably out of his penis and anus. Like any other dollar-raking rapping chimp he is a bitter, terrible, untalented, and useless person who constantly smells of shit.

==Uncle Tom==
Combs grew up in [[ghetto|some dump]] in the [[shit|glorious]] Bronx borough of [[NYC]]. Not content with living a life [[prison|fit for his kind]], Combs took advantage of [[Fail|white guilt]] over [[slavery|a fine institution in which the lazy work for a living]] and went to private school at the expense of the [[Taxes|taxpayers]]. With this proper education, Combs was able to attend [[college]], where he realized that what he loves to do, more than anything, is to [[whore|promote]] anything he can to turn a buck. It was at this time that Combs had an epiphany: that he could whore out shitty, watered-down [[ghetto]] music to blacks and [[white trash]] [[wiggers]], and effectively squeeze every last dollar out of those who never left the hood and weren't smart enough to realize [[rape|what he was doing]]. Diddy assumed that since he was black, he should be able to figure out what '''[[poor|real]]''' black people liked.

==All About The Benjamins==
With his new course in life set, Combs went to work at some shitty record company where he performed various acts of [[fail]]. In one such case, he over sold a Heavy D concert, which lead to [[Awesome|riots, deaths and lawsuits]]. In his haste to obtain [[loot]], Combs forgot how groups of Blacks act when they are not [[jail|under constant supervision]]. After he was fired from said shitty record company, Combs decided that he needed to be his own [[pimp|boss]]. So, he trolled around the ghettos of NYC, searching for any local "sensation" and signing them to contracts that were way too [[tl;dr]] for the average [[retard|black mind]]. Subsequently, [[noone]] realized that Combs stood to make a killing if any of these "artists" were to make it big. Combs went on to score a bunch of [[shit]] artists such as [[hooker|TLC]], [[slut|Mariah Carey]] and [[gay|Boyz II Men]] before finding his true cash cow (and cow-sized man), Biggie Smalls.

==Egomania > Dead Nigras==
After a couple of years of whoring around with Biggie, a true money-making opportunity arose and Combs chomped at the bit to get a piece of the action. Apparently, Biggie had stolen all of Tupac Shakur's [[chicken]]z and OE at a party. This triggered 2Pac's unfocused black person [[rage]] and prompted him to make all sorts of lulzy videos depicting Biggie and Puffy in their [[homosexual|natural state]]. While this made Biggie seethe with similar nigger rage, Combs, being an [[oxymoron|educated brotha]], saw this for the opportunity that it really was. Instead of trying to subdue tension between these two [[retard]]s, Combs encouraged Biggie to make his own attack videos and thus bring the [[drama]] to a boiling point. Of course, this sent record sales through the roof and many bags of [[gold]] were acquired. However, Combs forgot to consider the true [[fanboi]] mentality of your [[dumb|average]] negro [[America]]n. This all culminated with both Biggie and 2Pac being [[pwned]] by some insane [[nigra]]s who [[Pretty cool guy|would not afraid of anything]]. But once again, while most people would have seen all this as a tragedy, Combs perceived not only the [[profit]] that could be made from this incident, but also a way to let him be in the kind of spotlight that his [[ego]] demanded. It was time for the [[facepalm|Puff Daddy]] rapping career to be born.

==Global Capitalization==
Ten years ago, Puff Daddy (as he was then known) had a [[lie|very successful]] rap career consisting of one or two songs that nobody remembers. If you're thinking, "No, I remember other songs like that one from the ''Godzilla'' movie or that other one that sounds like that Sting song," then what you probably remember is the music that he [[Theft|sampled]], looped and rapped over. As a matter of fact, Combs was notorious for sampling the music of others and paying ridiculous amounts of money when found out. This came as no shock to people who were [[Duh|starting to realize]] that "Puffy" was not the hard ass gangsta he portrayed himself to be. He started receiving a lot of criticism for being the Uncle Tom that he was. Combs, being the consummate business man, realized that he needed to sell himself as a tough guy if he was to keep bringing in the chicken. So he went out on a "[[bullshit|spree]]" of criminal behavior that would convince any [[Idiots|doubters]] of his "[[faggot|Bad Boy]]" image. Some of his [[fail|escapades]] included:

*Assaulting another record producer in a nightclub
*Accompanying some gun-toting black person into a NYC nightclub
*Assaulting a Detroit [[TV]] personality
*Driving without a license
*[[lol wut|Being sued for the name Diddy by some other Diddy in Britain]]

Despite all this "crazy" behavior, people generally still tend to think that Combs is a faggot pussy and that everything he touches is fail. Realizing this, Combs did what he always does: found the money. He now pimps all sorts of shit and passes himself off as a legitimate business man, leaving his "tough" image behind for a more "gentlemanly" one. Bravo, you fucking Jew.

==OMG Internets==
Combs has gone the way of other B-list and declining celebrities by embracing the internet in a desperate attempt to squeeze a few more pennies out of the pockets of any unsuspecting [[basement dwellers|internet users]]. He has set up accounts on pretty much every [[social networking]] platform out there and is constantly updating his [[twitter|tweets]], [[blogs]], [[YouTube]] vids, [[Facebook]] status, and whatever the fuck else he can do to keep [[fisting|forcibly ramming]] his name down the throats of those [[retard]]ed enough to look.

===Diddy Is A Racist===
In March '09, a memo was sent out that caused much [[butthurt]] in the [[black]] community. Apparently, Diddy and some shit [[alcohol|Vodka]] company partnered up and were looking for [[whores|models]] to help pimp their drinks to wasted [[NORP|business men]] in [[faggot|swanky]] Manhattan bars. The only problem is that rich white people want nothing to do with [[Black chicks|nigresses]]. Even though the memo reads "light-skinned Africans," blacks raged anyway.

<pre>
From: info@imperativemgt.com
Subject: Promo girls needed!!!
To:
Date: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 9:49 PM

Ciroc Promotion

Ciroc promo is this Friday, March 27, 2009
Time: 3:00pm - 7:00pm and 12:00am - 3:00am

Requirements:

Race: White, Hispanic or light skinned African American
Height: At least 5′6 or taller
Size 7 or smaller.

This is a cash @ wrap job and the booking will be thru our partner. Please submit asap. Talent will only be contacted if the client is interested in booking you!!!

Compensation: $35.00 per hour

Imperative Talent Management
3500 Lenox Road, Suite 1500
Atlanta, GA 30326
info@imperativemgt.com
www.imperativemgt.com
404-419-2565 Office
404-419-2564 Office
</pre>

<center>'''[http://www.blackvoices.com/boards/entertainment/entertainmnt/entertainment/pdiddy-only-light-skinned-women-allowed/263536/41 Some of the more lulzy responses from the black community]'''
{{frame|{{morphquote|sherry|background-color: gray; width: 600px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold;|Its enough that the media depicts light-skinned women as the ideal for black women, but to have PDiddy do the same is ignorant on his part. Don't go there by saying he does not have any say in what type of woman should be marketed to use in these commercials because he does. He is in a position to not play into this bullshit.|Tar lady is butthurt|What makes him good? He is a self-hating negro. For him to have a dark-skinned mother, baby momma, and daughters, makes this nonsense inexcusable. Notice, this memo did not specify what type of Hispanic women they wanted, but when it comes to black women, they specify . This some bull|Diddy [[racist|hates himself]]|p.dilly gets on my damn nerves with his German shepherd looking a**. i don't buy any of his stuff period so i don't care what kind of hos he has in those ads. its a piece of trash because he is in it period.|Clearly a NAS fan|I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR HYPOCRITICAL BLACK NEGRO MALE AZZ IN NO MORE THREADS HAVING TO DO WITH BLACK PRINCESSES HAVING ON SCREEN ROMANCES WITH WHITE PRINCES.|[[ALL CAPS]]|Now you know Dorothy Dandridge, Josephine Baker, and Lena Horne were all down with whitemen back in the day too, it's like you saying only black women got the freedom to f*ck wit whitemen and black men can't do the same wit white women.

Nowadays you can hardly find a bw who don't wm, Kerry Washington, Joy Brant, Kim Wayans, Shar Jackson, Tatyana Ali, Zoe Kravitz, all have wm.|Jungle fever|Why are you defending those bw who date or were laid up with wm and gonna crucify Diddy for catching the same feelings then, just as I thought, the typical bw b*tchazzness, most of you bw think you own bm, you ain't no different from the wm.|[[lol wut|black women = white men]]}}|border=black|background=gray}}</center>

===Camwhore===

Cassie Ventura, one of Combs [[lie|up and coming]] stars, recently had her [[bullshit|computer hacked]], and some topless pics of her were leaked onto [[the internets]]. She was all too quick to respond with the following quote from [http://twitter.com/cassieventura her twitter]:
{{quote|It seems that someone has hacked into my computer...that's real foul and evil...Now stop acting like you haven't seen a titty before.}}
To the eye lacking discernment, she may seem [[butthurt|upset]], but when you consider that she can't sing worth a shit, sells no records, has already [[attention whore|shaved her head trying to get attention]] and is probably taking it [[in the ass]] from Puffy, it's clear that this was nothing more then a poorly veiled attempt by Combs to whore out this talentless slut, who he only keeps around for the [[pussy]].

[[Image:Cassie ventura reaction.jpg|frame|center|This pretty much sums it up.]]

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Image:Cassie Ventura spread eagle.jpg
Image:Cassie ventura 1.jpg
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</gallery></center>

==Diddy on the JewTube==

<center>'''Here Is Just A Sampling Of His Camwhoring Faggotry'''<br />
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==Gallery==

<center><Gallery>
Image:Diddy 5.jpg|Thinking about rape.
Image:Diddy 6.jpg|[[Typical]] fan.
Image:Diddy 7.jpg|A critical analysis of Diddy's work.
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Black]]
*[[Camwhore]]
*[[Failure]]
*[[Rap]]
*''[[Nigger Manual]]'' <-- Owners failed to consult it

==External Links==
*[http://www.diddy.com/ Diddy.com where you can get all your Diddy updates.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/BadBoyRecords YouTube channel where you can all you Diddy updates.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/pdiddy Youtube for the British since he got sued by some other faggot named Diddy.]
*[http://www.badboyonline.com/ Faggot record label]
*[http://www.myspace.com/diddy Diddyspace]
*[http://www.twitter.com/iamdiddy Tweet tweet]
*[http://twitter.com/diddyprayers Diddy Prayers wut]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5332720.stm You stole my diddy.]
*[http://www.imeem.com/pdiddy imeem]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pdiddy Failbook]

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Eugenia Cooney

2024-09-18T03:16:40Z

Synonym: fixed a redirect, and changed the caption of an image cuz she somehow did make it to 30

{{corner|[[File:jonasfan717 gaia avatar.png|120px|left]]}}
[[File:Eugenia Main.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The stuff of nightmares.]]
[[File:Eugenia at 30.jpg|200px|thumb|right|What Eugenia will look like in a few years, provided she even makes it past this year.]]
[[File:Eugenia at 29.png|200px|thumb|right|What Eugenia looks like at 29, from the TikTok livestream that got her age-restricted, causing her to [[rage quit]].]]
'''Eugenia Sullivan Cooney''', b. July 27, 1994: Age {{age|1994|7|27}}, also known under her online aliases '''Eugeniac, kawaiisky, jonasfan717, eugeniaaaaa''' and eventually dubbed by the online community as '''Skeleton Queen''' is an [[emo]] fashion [[YouTuber]] with [[Noone cares|over 1.5 million subscribers]] who would barely register on the [[lulz]] radar were it not for one key detail: she's [[anorexic]] to the point that she makes [[Auschwitz]] look like ''[[Sherrod DeGrippo]]'s Fat Camp For Fat Fucks''™. Resembling a character from a [[Tim Burton]] movie, Eugenia claims to have a metabolism disorder, although according to a [[GOTIS|lolcow.farm user]], she once stated on a stream that [https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/150944.html she doesn't actually have] such a condition. Cooney also reportedly responded to someone telling her to gain weight that she doesn't feel the need to gain any. This would certainly mean that under the suspicions of what many already knew, Eugenia was willingly keeping her body weight down to dangerous levels as part of a [[Pro-ana|doctrine]] she was following.

So why is ED reporting on this skeltal whore only now? Originally this article was held back for the best part of 2 - 3 years due to the assumption that Cooney would surely die from her severe anorexia and thus provide more lulz with which to work with. However, in an ironic and quite frankly bizarre turn of events it would be the [[William Atchison|person who originally wrote this article's draft]] who would end up dying first, taking the lives of two people before taking [[An hero|his own]] in December 2017.

==Early life==
[[File:Chip Cooney.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Eugenia's fat retarded younger brother.]]
Born to Debra as the older sister to [[Fat fuck|Chip]], who is as fat as his name would imply, Cooney spent her formative years in Connecticut along with her mother and father, Kevin, before moving to Massachusetts as a [[12-year-old girl|6-year-old girl]], wherein she was bullied so much that she had to be homeschooled for most of her education. [[No shit|Who would've thought?]] Prior to Youtube, it appears she attempted to take up art at an institution in Miami (according to the Photobucket account's password protection anyway), but ultimately failed since she was unable to realize that drawing just a skeleton is not typically reflective of most people other than herself. Her likely autistic brother has since followed in her stead, and some of their creations are displayed in the gallery below:

{{cg|'''Eugenia and Chip's contributions to the world of art'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Eugenia Drawing 1.jpg
File:Eugenia Drawing 2.jpg
File:Eugenia Drawing 3.jpg
File:Eugenia Drawing 4.jpg
File:Eugenia Drawing 5.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Chip Art 1.jpg|"Earth's Protector". Protector from whom?
File:Chip Art 2.jpg|"Glamour Girl". No idea why she appears to have both arms amputated.
File:Chip Art 3.jpg|Entitled "Circus Cat", it seems this is an artistically-licensed version of his sister's fuck-up, all the way down to the beef curtains.
File:Chip Art 4.jpg|If your fairies look like this, you need to throw in a slider or two.
File:Chip Art 5.jpg|How Chip will wake up to find his sister one day, except without the trident. Or the fins. Or the seaweed.
</gallery>|}}

It is also known that back in 2009, Cooney [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/jonasfan717/16480323/ held] an account on [[Gaia Online]] under the '''jonasfan717''' moniker (the avatar of which is in the bottom left corner), though doesn't appear to have done much with it, scoring a total of 46 posts in the forums, and account comments lasting barely four days.

==YouTube Career==
She would join Youtube under the imaginative account name of {{yt|u|eugeniacooney|eugeniacooney}} on June 17th, 2011, though it would be almost two years after that in which she would post her first video. Prior to that, she would spend her time on the website favoriting videos from artists such as [[Shit|The Killers]], [[Edgy|The Pretty Reckless]], [[Amy Winehouse]] and [[Britney Spears]], though oddly enough her first liked video was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDkXuPQlB8&list=LLtVubfONoPpn4kNuuZ1h6iQ&t=0s&index=1263 this] [[Basketball|niggerball]] clip. Her [http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Eugenia_Cooney Wikitubia page] describes her as possessing a "shape and clothing that highlights her thinness" which in turn "makes her comment section popular." Yes, because being so thin that you could read through her is apparently an attractive trait nowadays.

===Cooney shows her cooter===
On December 12th, 2015, Cooney submitted a vlog entitled "I'M A KITTY CAT!" It took less than a day for attentive viewers to notice that her vag was on full show around 00:14 seconds in. The original was soon removed, but not before being [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566c6602d7792 mirrored] on porn sites. Given the fact that she would have had to edit her video before posting it Youtube, some have theorized she was fully aware of the clit slip and left it in to see if the horny sad fucks that watch her videos would notice. Protip: they did.

===Onision===
{{Main|Onision}}
Since his previous wife was [[MissHannahMinx|simply too fat]] for him to stave off the temptation of eating her alive after spending several untold weeks or even months in his basement, Onision has spent the past couple of years grooming Eugenia to be his next corpse bride, and hopefully for him ''before'' she has a chance to turn into a corpse herself, not that there'd be much difference. As a result he is usually seen as the go-to voice for all things Cooney-related.

===Public Opinion===
Unsurprisingly, her videos roughly have a 67/33 balance when it comes to the like/dislike ratio, and most of the comments on said videos are swamped with pleas for her to shove even just one burger down her emaciated throat; pleas which fall on nothing more than deaf ears. Towards the end of 2018, most of her long-term "fans" are simply in wonder at how her body has managed to stay alive for this amount of time.

{{quote|She looks like a corpse and I just wish someone would just fucking help her. How and why are her parents ignoring the fact that their daughter is literally dying??? If she does end up passing, I don't want to see her mom's sob story; nor her father's. They ignored every obvious sign of their daughter's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]].|A.G., Pretty Ugly Little Liars}}

Of course, this whole shitstorm wouldn't be complete were it not for the fact that Eugenia and her disorder has attracted the attention of SJWs from [[Tumblr]] who insist her slow-burn method of suicide is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice.

==Petition of Removal==
In October 2016, by which point it had become painfully apparent that Eugenia was suffering from an eating disorder and not some metabolistic bullshit, some bitch named Lynn Cloud decided she'd had enough and created a [http://archive.is/TAiqs petition] for the purpose of forcing her off the site for good.

{{story|<big>Eugenia Cooney has a serious medical condition and needs to seek help.</big>

She has been influencing her viewers by her serious underweight condition. She has not been getting better since the day she started YouTube, she's getting more and more sick each day. And it's honestly like she does this bodily harm to herself and shows young girls, such as her viewers on social media that it is "okay", to be suffering from a medical condition such as Anorexia-Nervosa. It is physically & medically to be that skinny without denying treatment such as she does. She has not got any treatment. And is triggering her fan base.
She may not be intentionally influencing her viewers, but showing more than 50% of her body in her videos and pictures are not helping girls with Anorexia or any eating disorder.
Her audience on YouTube & YouNow ranges from 12-21 years of age. Being her age audience is in these guidelines, 13-19 years of age is the common peaking age of developing an eating disorder. She has been doing nothing to get help. A lot of her audience are young females and some have already battled Anorexia and other eating disorders, Eugenia is setting a bad example for her fellow followers, fans, and friends.
She's also been known for posting content on YouTube in under-dressed clothes. She shows off her body like it's nothing and says "it's not for attention". She knows that she's influencing young teenage girls into thinking being 60 lbs. is normal. It's most definitely not.
Ever since she has moved out of her mother's house recently, she has been getting skinnier and skinnier. This clearly isn't a "high metabolism" or any other type of losing body weight uncontrollably condition. But a condition that is forced, and seems forced. In recent pictures of her, her skin hangs off of her inner elbow. When you compare pictures of her to "super model skinny", she beats their weight times 10.
Did you know? Every 62 minutes, someone dies as an result from an eating disorder.
This petition is NOT to dismay her, insult her, nor belittle her. This is for her to get help, and for her young teenage audience to not be exposed to such conditions.

Update: Her mother came forward to the public and admitted how her daughter REFUSES to eat.|#ec2c22|#eeeeee|100px|scroll=y|text=#363135}}
[[Over 9000|Over 20,000]] people would end up signing this petition, but almost as if it were a cruel joke, the petition was [http://archive.is/g9gew taken down] on [[Halloween]] of all days.

==YouNow Streamer==
Eugenia joined YouNow in November 2016, and soon attracted all sorts of unwanted attention, namely from a man known as "Mark" ([[Powerword]]: '''Marc Pfennig'''), a [[pedophile]] who has a fetish for extreme anorexia and so literally [[Sick fuck|jerks off over the fact this girl is slowly dying]].
On New Year's Day 2018 some brief lulz were had when Eugenia was [[SWATting|swatted]] mid-stream, causing her to abandon it while she made it plain to the SWAT team in her presence that the only dangerous weapon in her home (which she has since moved out of) was herself.

==Acting Career==
Since 2017, much in the same vein as other Youtubers with delusions of grandeur from being in front of a camera for far longer than most healthy individuals, Eugenia has been trying to make it in the world of acting. As of September 2018, she has starred in two shorts and made a sole cameo appearance in a TV show entitled ''Alex and the Single Girls''.

==Videos==
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<youtube>VudxQ5-la_I</youtube><br>Required watching for those who actually care. We don't.|
<youtube>ZH4r7GfHRZI</youtube><br>To stay until her body finally does give up.|
<youtube>pKT3Bij1GQQ</youtube><br>In this video she has jaundiced skin and red fingers, indicative of liver damage.|
<youtube>cH3w0oORjPk</youtube><br>Her body also consistently suffers from dehydration.|
<youtube>k66i_hSUkfQ</youtube><br>Thoughts from an anorexia sufferer.|
<youtube>Bubpzj6zxt0</youtube><br>Eugenia freaks out on-stream over one of her videos getting taken down.|
<youtube>-0s9NZaVXHQ</youtube><br>Eugenia getting [[SWATting|swatted]] live on-stream.|
<youtube>b7CXjlWYgKw</youtube><br>Here Eugenia demonstrates an inability to use blinds.|
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==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Fap Gallery, for if you have boners for bones'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Eugenia Cooney Hate Niggers.jpg|Eugenia is racist. Here's proof.
File:Eugena Cooney Tits.jpg|Exposed nipple. Also she has the breasts of an 11 year old
File:Eugenia Cooney Without Makeup.jpg|What she looks like without caking on pounds of makeup. Still horny?
File:Eugena Cooney 1.png|''Build on like 50 lbs and I'd hit it'' - words from a man who fucked up at getting the high score big time.
File:Eugena Cooney Labia.png|When you see it you'll [[shit bricks]]
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File:Eugenia Cooney 4ch2.png
File:Eugenia Cooney Pasta Chan.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Twattr.png
File:Eugenia Cooney Doll.jpg|Doll of Eugenia
File:Eugenia Cooney Arbys.jpg|I'm thinking Arbys!
File:Eugena Cooney Slut.jpg|Slut
File:Eugenia Cooney Intentionally.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Tits.jpg|Real or not? Your penis will decide.
File:Eugenia Cooney Devil.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Labia.jpg|She permanently damaged her body even more, by getting a stupid clit piercing.
File:Eugenia Cooney Skin1.jpg|What's the difference between her thigh gap and the [[Wage Gap|wage gap]]? Her gap is actually real.
File:Eugenia Cooney Nude Shoop.jpg|Totally legit nudes ;)
File:Eugenia Cooney Shoe.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Vaginal Diagram.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Skinny Pants.png
File:Eugenia Cooney Drugs.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Slutt.png
File:Eugenia Cooney Stupid Poses.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Butt.png|Her bony booty
File:Eugenia Cooney Bubble Nudes.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Nazi Shitty Shoop.jpg|Some guy's shitty photoshop
File:Devil2.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Booty5.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Wigger.jpg|Wigger
File:Eugenia Cooney Stunning.jpg|fap fap fap..
File:Eugenia Cooney Skellington.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney asdsa.png
File:Eugenia Cooney Hai.jpg
File:Eugenia Cooney Bat.jpg
File:Marc Pfennig Callout.png
File:Marc Pfennig YouNow.png
File:Marc Pfennig Exposed.png
File:Marc Pfennig VK.png
</gallery>|}}

==Memes==
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Image:Eugenia Fears No Man.png
Image:Eugenia Cooney vs. Donald Trump.png
Image:Eugenia Cooney Ideal Cosplay.jpg
Image:Eugenia Drake Meme.png
Image:Eugenia Cooney Be Like.png
Image:Eugenia Cooney Drawing.png
Image:Finn vs. Eugenia Cooney.png
</gallery>

==External Links==
* {{yt|u|eugeniacooney|Official Channel}}
* {{fb|eugenia.cooney|Facebook}}
* {{twitter|Eugenia_Cooney|Twitter}}
* [https://www.younow.com/Eugenia.Cooney YouNow]
* [http://archive.is/RLduR Dox]
* {{tiktok|eugeniaxxcooney|TikTok}}

{{Whores}}
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Roblox

2024-09-15T21:38:42Z

Synonym: fixed the redirect

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{{achtung|Holy shit Roblox is a dump now!}}
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<td colspan="2">[[File:SHITBLOX2022LOGO.png|300px]]</td>
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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td><span class="plainlinks">[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</span></td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki<br>John Shitletsky<br>Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"<i>If you can imagine it, you can build it.</i>"<br />"<i>Be anything, Build anything.</i>"<br />"<i>[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]</i>"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
[[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]

===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]]<br /><center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 45,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties.
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A shitty game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this have no life whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator 99''' - A game where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)<sup>&dagger;</sup>''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shitletsky''', ''' Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz<sup>&dagger;</sup>''' - They/them faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was v& almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[William Atchison|AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center><font style="font-size:22pt; font-weight:bold; color:red; text-transform:uppercase; line-height:1.2em">/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</font></center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
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|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube><br>Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube><br>The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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Birdie

2024-09-15T17:29:40Z

Synonym: update to an article that hasnt been updaed in ages. might update it with more stuff later if i dont forget

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{{breakingnews|HOLY SHIT!! Her roommate was a [[pedo]] and now she might become homeless!! }}
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| <font style="color:#000000; font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big>'''WATCH OUT NIGGERS!''' '''This active lolcow loves drinking orange [[pussy]] and will never stop screeching about [[Incel|missing out]]. That means she won't be drinking [[fangirl|yours]] any time soon.</big></big><br/><br/>If she attracts [[The_Ranting_Community|ranters]] by whining about her shit [[Girl_Drama|love life]] again, tell her to [[Tubgirl|have more than a sip]].</big>'''<br/><br/>
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Birdie/Lucifer'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Sophia Harrington Saenz}}
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{{ibrow|'''DOB'''|September 22nd 2004}}
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[[Image:Birdie-ketchup3.png|thumb|right|x250px|[[Suicide|One day that won't be ketchup]], [[Zombie|but even death won't stop her.]]]]
'''Birdie''', now known as '''LUCIFUR'''{{trans}}, is an [[Autism|autistic]] {{age|2004|09|22}}-year old [[FTM|wannabe male]] [[Spics|spic]] who shits out horrible '[[Animation Meme|animations memes]]' and drawings so that her army of [[White_Knighting|fetuses]] can masturbate and reproduce in the depths of DeviantArt, Google+, Discord and JewTube. While she is just one of the rape-loving hordes of teenage and tweenage menstruators who populate such sites and thus at first sight quite uninteresting, Birdie has decided to [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|stick out from the crowd]]. Thanks to this, almost every furry ranter on JewTube now has made a video on her. Despite being an Amerimutt and a disgusting [[Spics|spic]], she's had far more girlfriends than [[you]] will ever have but has similarly never actually got pussy. In fact, she has a mass of fangirls who want her strap-on in them which'll be somewhat helpful for her when her project of dysgenics enters its next phase.
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==[[TL;DR]] sob story:==

[[Image:Shssobstory.png|thumb|center|x300px|Birdie's autobiography, available in all landfill sites. Alternatively you can watch a bunch of rants made by shrill-voiced [[furfags]].]]

==Origins of the Beast==

===The Womb she Crawled out of===

[[Image:Birdie-abusiveschool1.png|thumb|right|x260px|Teaching: doing it right.]]

Sophia was born to a [[Cuckoldry|cuckold]] and sucks off her stepfather. Her mother wouldn't stop pumping out children despite her early near-death being a warning. As a result, Birdie lives in a [[Incest|permanent bukkake]]. As a child, she was taught the right way by being abused in a special school after drawing her [[Murder|killing]] some fuck. Unfortunately, her mother pulled her out while she was dealing with two more kids who are now on the special spectrum. Another missed warning.
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===The Screeching Begins===

Even the constant gangbanging in the Harrington household couldn't fill Sophia's tubes enough. In 2016, she decided it would be a good idea to make Jewtube videos of her generic drawings. Originally she wanted to be raped by [[Five Nights at Freddy's|Foxy]] and even named her account FoxyLover87. She began vomiting low budget videos featuring her Chica rip-off OC and her plushies, but after jacking off to [[Undertale|Sans]] she mutated into SansBirdie as did her main OC. Her most notable 'masterpieces' from this time are her contributions to the Fangirlpants series, featuring her OC and those of several other tweenage cocksleeves performing an unbridled circlejerk.

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-FoxyLover87-1.png|thumb|right|x200px|Before skeleton cock. Totally not a shoddy Tony Crynight ripoff.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-Sansbirdie.png|thumb|right|x200px|After skeleton cock. Pretty much an omen.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Sb1.png|thumb|right|x200px|[[The_Boondocks|Having a nigger moment.]]]] </li>
</ul></div>

Stuck among thousands of other prepubescent children, Birdie became even hornier and decided to e-fuck a few other children including 'Rosey', 'Liliana the Fox' and '[[Nigger|Kittydog]]'. None of these relationships lasted long [[Whore|due to her cuckqueaning the little shits]] - despite her already thinking about fucking her fuckbuddies' brains out. The breakups were already an overload for her subhuman brain, eventually resulting in her making this crap to express her [[virgin]] rage:

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<big><big><b>The 'Pretty Little Psycho' 'Meme'</b></big></big>
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Around the same time as our favourite mutt made this, she made 'psycho!birdie' to [[cry|vent out her frustrations]].
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==Want a Cup of Orange Juice?==

It wasn't long before she crashed into another girl known as 'Fontik' (now known as Ribchills or Himeguts) at the time, who is known for overusing the color orange. Their relationship lasted a solid few months and it could've got on quite well, but Sophia had plenty of [[slut|other ideas]].
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===Chicken Brent===

Birdie had fallen in love with [[Sleepykinq|Sleepykinq's]] main OC Mystery and began making porn of her own OC (Polly) doing a female's duty and getting absolutely fucked. Of course, the bitch wanted to show others and uploaded it to a public G+ account. In August 2017, Fontik found out from someone else about it and leaked it before breaking up with her. For some reason the [[FBI]] were busy shoving their cocks in someone else's butts so they didn't bother with this case.

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Were you niggers...]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:BirdieThreesome.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|...really expecting...]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape.png|thumb|center|x200px|...anything different?]] </li>
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Birdie ''could'' have wised up but thought that sperging out would be a [[No|better idea]]. ''Again''. Thanks to that, onlookers were greeted with this shit:

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<big><big><b>The 'Wonderland' 'Meme'</b></big></big>
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Thanks to that, news of the Aspergerian episode spread through [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119103938/https://www.deviantart.com/pastelnebulee/journal/Birdie-Fontik-rant-scripto-703935430 Tartland] and JewTube, kicking off the serial milking of this uninteresting fuck's life all while the girl in question was threatening to an hero and starve herself like just about every other kid caught doing shit. Her screaming was only amplified after she found out that one of Fontik's exes (StixDust/Dogedust) teamed up with her former lover to make a 'Killing Birdie' video.
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===Two Cups, One Retard===

The drama mostly subsided and Fontik reunited with Birdie but had kept the fact that she leaked the porn account a secret. She was also questioning whether she liked poontang and decided to settle for cock instead. After a month, Fontik broke off and told Birdie that she leaked Chicken Brent. As expected, Birdie threw a hissy fit and used another account called 'Strawberrix'. On JewTube she posted edgy vents and tried to make a shit ARG like all the cool kids were. So round she went again with yet another string of vents, of which this is just one example:

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<big><big><b>The 'Life Letters' 'Meme' (Rekt Thread Edition!)</b></big></big>
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On G+, she used the new account to try and dox Fontik and also whined about how she wanted the bitch to die. Within the space of a few days, she doxed herself too to try and [[Asking_for_it|get herself hurt]].

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrixleak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Fontik already released most of this information anyway.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrix1.png|thumb|center|x200px|More projection than a fucking movie theater.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Leak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Thanks for the powerword, dogfucker.]] </li>
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After that, an ex-girlfriend's friend found Sophia's mother and contacted her. As fucking expected, not much happened after she responded.
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===The Assburgers Intensifies (Again)===

At this point Sophia was going nuts, and having made plenty of Jewgle accounts she turned them into her [[Multiple_personality_disorder|headmates]]. She usually went to her 'churro the ferret account' to vent and some people joined in (with one of the biggest vents being taken over by a couple of [[Pseudo-intellectual|intellectuals]] arguing about [[Philosophy|philosophy]] and [[Communism|communism]]).

{{cg|FUCK! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Self1.png|Demonstrating awareness. Still failing.
Image:Self2.png|'I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TRUST ME'
Image:Self3.png|New player entering the field.
Image:Self4.png|Getting ready for the gangbang.
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Image:Self7.png|[[Tryhard|Tryhard.]]
Image:Self5.png|7 screeching about Fontik.
Image:Self6.png|Proof that Sophia is actually a [[India|vile pajeet]]. Also [[Go_fuck_yourself|selfcest]].
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==Taking Stix Up The Ass (And Loads Of Cocks!)==

While Sophia was busy creating a new [[Mary_Sue|persona]], Stix had been hovering around the once-happy couple and after having flipflopped between trolling one or the other of them, the crazed bitch wanted some of the action. Sophia began dating Stix and although they seemed fine for a few days, Stix got tired and committed [[pseudocide]], coming back after three days during which Birdie made another vent about losing her next bodypillow. Even after she came back, the slut had already begun hooking up with a boy called 'Toxikai' (previously known as Chaotic Blue, himself a notorious figure among the tweenage swarms).
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===Powerlevel 2: Get Back in the Womb (Because You Didn't Form Enough)===

Things were going smoothly to the surprise of many when Birdie's mother learned that Sophia shared the family's home address to Stix, who by now had already leaked it. 7 minutes of pure [[Lollercaust]] followed. ([[Nobody_cares|Ignore that other bitch in the video whining about her own anxiety.]])

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<big><big><b>The Fateful Stream</b></big></big>
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Of course, even this wasn't enough for Birdie to take the fucking hint that she needed to [[GTFO]]. Nor were the multiplying rants.
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===Yet Another Warning Shot===

Just as the power couple broke up due to Toxikai getting anxious and planning his next move in what he thought was a [[It_was_a_social_experiment|game]] of 17-dimensional danger wanking, Sophia went on the vent train <b>again</b>.

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<big><big><b>The 'Lone Digger' 'Meme'</b></big></big>
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The cow got no chance to rest (good!) since Stix made it clear that she wasn't done with her [[Fun|fuckery]]: after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqV4uwtIYuA briefly invading one of Birdie's streams] she got her main channel taken down through flagging some of its videos. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119165257/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/journal/bye-bye-birdie-732252723 Birdie cried again] but this time she didn't sperg so much, which was another surprise. Her [[Wigger|mulatto]] ex-boyfriend had other ideas and took Stix's actions to a new level of autism, targeting the channels of other animators such as Sleepykinq with the help of [[skiddies]], forming the [[lies|fearsomely-named]] ''Troll Protection Group'' over [[Discord|Dicksword]] servers and G+. Just as the great scientists of the past predicted: fuck all happened. However, many in the 'animation' 'meme' 'community' screamed about it anyway. On Discord, a [[flame war]] began between Sophia's server, Stix's server and the TPG with spies being banned all over the place.
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===Goat's Revenge===

Being a spic, Sophia probably has [[Islam|Muslamic]] blood in her and thus got served justice when another furry with a demon goat OC named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC27fDDXDWMxiZy3D6UBSieg QueenOfRants] and her friends deleted every channel in her Discord server after spamming it because her great-grandaddy fucked her mother. Another case of the fat punching bag being used properly.

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Image:Birdie-queenraid1.png|PREPARING [[Buttsecks|BUTTSECKS]]
Image:Birdie-queenraid2.png|Only issue is that most kids love animu shit anyway.
Image:Birdie-queenraid3.png|LOL PWNT
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===Moar Vents!===

Predictably, she got absurdly pissed off with Toxikai just like she did with all her other exes and spewed out more vents for ranters and aspies to hatewank to.

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<big><big><b>Twisted Firestarter!</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>LOL FAK U</b></big></big>
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===Moar Porn!===

Around June 2018, Sophia was still dealing with the aftermath of the Chicken Brent fuckfest but thought that she'd do it all again - only this time with Polly being 9 years old rather than 13 and Mystery being 42 rather than around half that. Overall, there were two leaks and a third which was [[Bullshit|supposed to be a hoax]].

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW9.png|thumb|center|x200px|Cartoon furry hurtcore. It was bound to happen.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW11.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|When real people won't fuck you, try your skeleton toy until you bleed.]]
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:NSFW5.png|thumb|center|x200px|From the second leak, ''right after she said she didn't draw Mystery x Polly''.]] </li>
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After the first leak, Birdie tried to [[Cop-out|explain]] everything. The first reason she gave for birthing the lewds was that it was [[Furry_art|'anatomy practice']]. The second reason is the look on her old 'Lasagna Bird' talk sprites's face at 1:56:

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<big><big><b>I TOTALLY DON'T LOVE COCKS I SWEAR</b></big></big>
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===Night Night, Bitch.===

Another lollercoaster ride happened in June when Sophia threatened to off herself ''once more'' when her stepfather told her to quit bitching at 3 AM.

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<big><big><b>DO IT FAGGOT</b></big></big>
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{{quote|You don't know what I'm capable of!}}

===Sophia Becomes a [[Camwhore]]===

In July, she bumped into 'Maddie' (aka 'Goku') who appeared to be a [[nice_guy|cool bloke]] and gave her info on Riggs and then asked her to record video calls in which she proudly displayed her [[The_Blue_Waffle|grossly-infected vulva]] to her new degenerate partner in crime. Her excuse was that her cunt had become a [[period|bloody pressure hose]] and this made her horny (confirming the obvious as usual). Some time after her [[Slaves|friends]] drove Maddie away, she whined about how she had made around two months worth of these calls, once almost every night, and felt forced to do so because he was threatening to an hero. The aftermath? Her stepfather changed her main Discord account password and she was locked out.
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<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery>
Image:Maddie1.png|In other words, this was work experience.
Image:Maddie2.png|Where's that fucking violin?
Image:Maddie3.png|Yet another taste of [[Feminism]].
Image:Maddie4.png|A taste of her own [[jenkem]].
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===Sophia Becomes Legion...?===

Even this new blow to her online life couldn't stop her. A friend made another Discord account for her and while talking to her 'friends' she used it to organise a skiddie gang of her own: the 'GTPG' (with the G probably standing for Gay). By this time Toxikai had become Riggs, and Birdie's group targeted him and some other insignificant sod called 'Ezra'. She eventually got her main Discord account back and almost immediately resumed posting, bragging to others about her plans:

[[Image:Birdieskiddie.png|thumb|center|x300px|Her minions have a lot of loyalty for hired guns.]]

Sophia also found out that Riggs had [[Internet_stalking|known her since 2016]] and had [[Rule_34|got his hands dirty.]]
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===Sophia [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|Disregards and Sucks Cocks]]===

[[Image:Horrible nsfw art.png|thumb|right|x240px|Only Birdie would like anorexic racoon dong.]]
'''Guess what?''' All of this anti-Riggs crap was a distraction and she was dating him the whole time in secret. It was only a matter of time before she went public.

[[Image:Birdie-riggssecret.png|thumb|center|300px|How unexpected!]]

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<big><big><b>Soon such a teen pregnancy will be real.</b></big></big>
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==Forget Cups, Time For A Swimming Pool!==

[[Image:BirdiehatefucksFontik.png|thumb|right|x200px|She'd imagine doing similar shit but out of love less than a year after posting this.]]

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Despite all this shit, Sophia had long developed a Fontik obsession after getting [[Nostalgia|nostalgic]] about the girl sucking her clit back in 2017 - in fact, she was in love with this old idea of what the girl was like since they first met. After breaking up with Riggs a second time, her lust exploded once again. Unfortunately it didn't give her 72 Fontik-shaped virgins. Thus began the most autistic part of her boring saga.
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===Before August 2018===

By this point Sophia had already made countless vents about her elusive fleshy sex doll - either because she loved her or because she wanted to beat the shit out of her for giving her what she deserved. She had built a universe involving silhouettes called 'memories' representing herself and her past lovers, with Fontik taking on a deep orange color. Another universe featuring both her and Fontik's characters (known as ''Torturing Birdie'') began as an abysmally boring vent series and had spawned a 'proper' story involving some vagina-fitted [[Rick_and_Morty|Rick Sanchez]] ripoff and a (literal) fusion character in eternal [[buttsecks]] with itself because the bint couldn't add up the numbers during [[Eugenics|an experiment]].

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<big><big><b>''Torturing Birdie''</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Some other shit</b></big></big>
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===In at the Deep End Already!===

In late August, while fucking another dildo-with-legs from her school called 'Wormy' (whom she broke up with after around a day), Sophia released more information about just how much she wanted to cum inside Fontik.

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===Releasing Her Inner [[Sand_niggers|Sandnigger]]===

In September she suddenly designed and released a ref of some horrible goat character called 'Mura', most likely through divine inspiration from Allah. It caused a wave of lulz on DA but some sensitive pricks got it [[Realitysquared|taken down.]]
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Image:Birdie-murafuckingasign.gif|[[Unfunny|That's one way to put it.]]
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===Moar Stix Up The Ass!===

Sophia had already long thought that Fontik would turn back into a [[Bisexual|half-dyke]] and beg Stix to railroad her again. So she made even more vents, this time featuring her [[conspiracy theory]] over the next few months. She also bitched about it elsewhere, such as on Discord.

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<big><big><b>Exhibit A</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Exhibit B</b></big></big>
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Image:Birdie-stixxedold.png|Dude, it'll happen. Any time now. Trust me.
Image:Birdie-stixxedold2.png|Too fast to be true. (Spoiler: they still haven't pegged each other since meeting Birdie.)
Image:BirdieJournalvent1.png|A journal entry from her private G+ collections - which Fontik leaked [[Lulz|for the lulz]].
Image:Stixxed.png|Paranoia ''and'' a cuckquean's jealousy. A right old pick'n'mix.
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She also produced even more vents about being [[forever alone]] as if [[Truth|all her previous ones didn't mean shit]].

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<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren1.png|thumb|center|x100px|PLS]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren4.png|thumb|center|x100px|LET]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren3.png|thumb|center|x100px|ME]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren2.png|thumb|center|x100px|RAEP]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren5.png|thumb|center|x100px|YOU]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren6.png|thumb|center|x100px|SUGARTITS]]</li>
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When she realised she was a desperate [[sick fuck]] who'd do anything for Fontik to perform a woman's job in the bedroom, she tried to say that she realised she needed to grow some ovaries and stop throwing tantrums.

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<big><big><b>Worse than Britney Spears!</b></big></big>
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===Dropped Something? (Let's Hope it's the Soap!)===

Birdie was already mass-producing drawings of her filling Fontik's labyrinth but she wanted to go the extra mile. She created a Birdie x Fontik comic called ''I Dropped My Tortilla'', which featured her delivering [[rape|glorious raep]]. Except it wasn't that glorious because she only managed [[Cunnilingus|oral.]]

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<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt1.png|thumb|center|x100px|OMNOMNOM DEMON MONSTER THING PUSSY]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt2.png|thumb|center|x100px|Details lifted out for [[blind]] cocksuckers.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt3.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|What Fontik should've done long ago.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt4.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|She can't even surprise sex right.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt5.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|The cover. The whole thing comes free with her autobiography!]] </li>
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It turned out this wasn't even the worst of it. Some cowfucker called 'Garbage' tried performing a [[E-psychiatry|dumb experiment]] hoping that they'd drag even more sick shit out of her and see just how far she'd go while totally trying to wrap up the end of the story with a [[Moralfag|moral]] message to excuse themselves.

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The results: [[rape|she loved all of it]] [[Asking_for_it|and was begging for more]], meaning that Garbage had only made the entire thing even worse. However, after they too got angry with her, they managed to reveal even more of Sophia's [[FanFiction|fanfiction]] for everyone else to kek at.

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===Neither [[Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome|T.I.T.S.]] Nor GTFO===

[[Image:Faketranny.png|thumb|right|x260px|Retarded at even being retarded.]]

When none of her tricks to get Fontik to bone her worked, Sophia decided to copy Pinocchio as well as every other girl on DA and become a [[Manchild|real boy]] simply because Fontik remained straight (and was in fact coming out the other end of her own tranny phase) and she thought she could fuck Fontik before Stix would. First, Sophia threw out her 'girly' toys and began wearing shorts instead of skirts (truly the essence of being a man). She also [[Transformation|changed her fursona]] into ''a fucking demon goat of all things'' to further [["Prophet"_Muhammad|Muhammad's]] delight before [[Tumblr|switching pronouns]] and then tried making her own binder when she wasn't dicing her arm.

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Image:Trans1.png|Mind feeding them to [[Niggers|hungry Africans]]?
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Image:Trans5.png|How uncharitable of her.
Image:Trans6.jpg|Are you sure about that?
Image:Trans7.jpg|If so, Stix ain't wrong either.
Image:Trans9.jpg|MASSIVE FUCKING SURPRISE.
Image:Trans10.png|Boo fucking hoo.
Image:Trans11.png|Two fucking days after she said she was over her.
Image:Trans12.png|Demonstrating the size of her dream strap-on.
Image:Trans13.jpg|Nigga better have health insurance.
Image:Birdie-transnotsure.png|So much for all that, retard.
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===Sophia Fails at Basic Online Security (AGAIN!)===

[[Image:Birdie-passwoo.png|thumb|right|x200px|She should've noted the [[Jewish]] hand-rubbing.]]

As if leaking her home address wasn't dumb enough, she had briefly become friends with Fontik once more and they decided to swap DA passwords. Minor shitposting went on and shit was fine. However, she shared her G+ account with Fontik thinking that the same would come of it. Things went fine again until...

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Image:Birdie-dannydevito.jpg|Nigga gonna get [[Hollywood|#metooed.]]
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In short, Fontik gave Stix access to the account and the mad cunts renamed the account from 'niggly wiggly' to 'niggly devito', replaced Sophia's private G+ collections with images of some unfunny [[wop]] and defaced the page. Geeeeeet fucked.
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===Stix-ing A Dick In It===

Around November, Sophia thought it was a good idea to make another damage control video.

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<big><big><b>This shit. Again.</b></big></big>
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[[Image:Spritecranbirdie.png|thumb|right|Like with all raeps, [http://archive.vn/ohyjK she ended up enjoying it.]]]

The truth was that a gradually-weakening friendship between Birdie, Stix, some other dyke called 'Capslock' and many more bags of hormones (but not Fontik) had persisted. That ended swiftly when the world's fattest cumbucket began to vent all over again and no-one gave a fuck, signalling the start of many of her former fangirls getting disillusioned and plotting against her (though a few would prove to still kiss her ass). She threatened to slice herself and someone told her to [[STFU]] - which she did only after scuttling off and throwing a hissy fit. But again, Stix wasn't done. She correctly guessed Sophia's DA password and brought Caps along with her to spray some [[Forced_meme|Sprite Cranberry]] related shit all over her page. Many kids referred to this as the 'hacking drama' because they don't use [[Lunix|Linux]].

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Birdie-Stixxedagain-hacking.png|Glorious.
Birdie-Stixxedagain-quickly.png|Want some?
Birdie-Stixxedagain-roleplay_5.png|Quick! Everyone godmode!
Birdie-Stixxedagain-ds.png|Bitches being bitches.
Birdie-Stixxedagain-why_do_I_find_this_funny.png|Getting bored.
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Keeping up tradition, Sophia went [[RAGE|apeshit.]]

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<big><big><b>SPOILER ALERT! SHE ''DOES'' CARE!</b></big></big>
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Unfortunately none of this was able to get Sophia to really fuck off. Even a Discord server raid from Stix and Caps couldn't do the trick, nor did [http://archive.vn/YiFGu some stupid petition] that Stix began. The new dyke duo in town got together with Fontik, with the latter creating a Google Drive folder dedicated to the shit she faced for the last year and half and the former two spreading news on YouTube and starting another flame war to get her to fuck off.
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===Sanity? Overrated!===

For her next trick, Sophia pulled some more headmates out of her ass and got extra pity points for it.

[[File:Birdie-Headmates.jpg|thumb|Just waiting to be Rule 34-ed - [https://web.archive.org/web/20190121204910/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/art/a-hamily-782085925 at least she's on the perfect site for it.]]]

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===A Way Out===

Of course, since she was up against a bunch of other worthless girls whose strength broke down like their womb linings, she got what she wanted. Fontik tried to use herself as [[Jailbait|leverage]] for Sophia to get a life but Stix and Caps knew what was happening and cut ties with her, with Stix [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AlWj_0_0S0 bitching] about how long the [[spastic]] tango was lasting (almost two years by this time). [[Lonely|Deserted]], Fontik contracted [[Stockholm syndrome]] and began dating Birdie once more using an alt account after [[Alcohol|drowning her woes]]. Sophia could've turned her fail into a [[Fail_to_Win|huge win]] and had a shot at bagging herself her favorite human bodypillow.

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Fontik found out that Birdie had tried slicing and sewing her name into her arm.

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Image:BirdieCuts1.jpg|Her girl cave isn't her only source of blood.
Image:BirdieCuts2.png|[[THE_BEST|The best]] forensic reconstruction on the planet.
Image:BirdieCuts3.jpg|Caps doing her lulzy duty.
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As soon as she knew that Fontik was onto her yet again, Birdie thought it would be a good idea to frame Fontik about some porn that she supposedly drew without her permission while they were hatefucking.

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<big><big><b>Hey, she wanted it! Really!</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Darth Vader's take.</b></big></big>
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Image:Birdie-himeframed1.jpg|For once it wasn't rape.
Image:Birdie-himeframed2.jpg|Nope, forget that, it's twice now.
Image:Birdie-himeframed3.jpg|HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES.
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Fontik managed to do even more damage, though (yet she still didn't do enough). Sophia tried to bait her again and gave her the link to yet another vent channel she made called 'SafePlace'. This time she foresaw the leaks and removed all the videos after around a day, putting up another one to taunt everyone else who found the channel. Unfortunately Fontik had already downloaded the videos and they were leaked as usual. Stix mirrored them on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg a shitpost channel.]

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<big><big><b>ROFL SHE'S GONNA DO A DOGEDUST</b></big></big>
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===Swapping Oranges for Tangerines===

After the framing failed miserably, Fontik took another dive into the [[Nawlins|hurricane]] and gave her yet another dose of cold hard reality.

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Birdie revived her dormant 'SophiaLuigi7' Fontik fangirl account, scrubbed all the old videos and started posting again - except it was actually Fontik posting the videos because Sophia had given her access to the account to try and bait her. Then Sophia pulled out ''yet another voice'' that she had started making up at the start of January and even made a fursona for it. To no-one's surprise, this new persona looked almost exactly like one of Fontik's old drawings of herself. Worse still, just like Churro, it became her new [[Waifu|'girlfriend']].

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Birdie-carol1.jpg|[[Gambling|Place your bets on what's gonna happen.]]
Birdie-carol2.png|[[Unrealistic_expectations|The dream.]]
Birdie-caroltruthart.png|The reality. (Not made by Birdie.)
Birdie-carolbutitshimeguts.png|An alternative rendition in case you're [[Retard|slow.]]
Birdie-kibbles.png|Uninteresting color choice.
Birdie-carol3.jpg|Nobody saw that shit coming at all.
Birdie-carol4.jpg|Wrong, it's just you.
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At the same time she began spreading shit about Fontik's unusual methods of trolling, projecting her obsession onto Fontik in a [[Sarcasm|totally unprecedented move]] and then staging a [[Chris_Crocker|Chris Crocker]] for herself.

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<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit1.png|thumb|center|x200px|She is what she'll always have: a pussy.]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another day at the box office. Grab your popcorn.]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit3.png|thumb|center|x200px|How could she forget that 'no' always means 'yes'?]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-posthimeroast.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another sequel out in a matter of days. Still not as explosive as a [[Michael_Bay|Michael Bay]] film.]]</li>
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<big><big><b>SHE'S A HUMAN! (Well, not quite.)</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Guess where the inspiration came from.</b></big></big>
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===Approaching the Deadline===

Sophia had finally wised up to Fontik and had now rendered her efforts to get even more shit out of her a complete failure, profiting in almost the same way as Chris-chan himself only with a growing army of [[Zombies|unironic fangirls]] competing for her vaginal fluids. Fontik began screeching and used several alts on Discord to get to Birdie, but she had blocked all of her accounts. After Caps sent her mother an email, Fontik didn't stop wailing and leaked one of her own vent accounts to demonstrate just how much of a loser she was, breaking the trust of many of her supporters and throwing even more ammo to Sophia's army. After hearing about this freakout, Stix [[lol|cut herself]] and Caps went for her own neck (not just because the cycle was happening ''again'' but because she was a [[Lonely|failure in general]]). Many other onlookers were screaming because they were also a bunch of weak motherfuckers who pretended they were shocked because they thought they had nothing better to do. As for Sophia herself, she was still planning to carry out what she should've done a long time ago.

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Image:Birdie-febsuicide.jpg|It won't work because she weighs too much.
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<big><big><b>Again, DO IT FAGGOT.</b></big></big>
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[[Image:Birdie-himeretrospective.jpg|thumb|center|700px|If it's just about Fontik, why would she not just include orange but also yellow, purple and blue - respectively the colors used to represent herself, Stix and Riggs?]]

Unsurprisingly, Sophia [[Pussy|called off her suicide]] and instead went on the [http://archive.vn/BNPMw apology] train.

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==The Fallout==

Birdie's relevance and her attention-seeking would be absolutely fucking nothing if it wasn't for her place among the swarms of [[fucktards]] whom she swims among. Without them all of this would be [[Typical|typical]] [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|shit that no-one cares about.]]

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===The Supporting Cast===

If by now you don't know about the other main players in Birdie's uninteresting saga, lucky you! Here's a [[Wikia|rundown]] of the lot, all of whom are SNCA and therefore don't need an entire article about them (just yet, since some of them could set off a whole new lollercoaster).

*Fontik/RibChills/Himeguts is to Sophia what a healthy social life is to [[you]]. Just like the way in which many loners secretly envy normality whether they love it [[R9gay|or hate it,]] she's always wanted to grab Fontik's pussy despite sometimes also wanting to string her up. As a person, Fontik is weak and masturbates to terrible artists like Sleepykinq but has often used her influence over Sophia to create and spread massive lulz.

*DogeDust/StixDust/SecretSini is a slightly stronger [[aspie]] and much lulzier troll than Fontik, but as far as Birdie is concerned she's still trying to steal Fontik from her. Even when she says she wants out of the drama, she will still gossip and shitpost about Sophia, even going as far as doing a more accurate job with her 'memory' characters. When she's not being a troll or drawing porn, she's sticking her [[E-penis|e-dick]] in a toaster and venting about how terrible she is. No-one cares.

[[File:Birdie-stixmemories.png|center|thumb|550px|She's totally not obsessed with this boring crap. Trust me.]]

*Chaotic Blue/Toxikai/Riggs is a wannabe skiddie leader who has a long past of causing freakouts among the hive of diseased teenage girls. If he's not [[Top_Gear|screeching about cars]], ERPing with jailbait or acting like a lost EDiot on G+, he's organising schemes which he promises will [[Internet_Tough_Guy|DESTROY THE COMMUNITY AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED]]. All of his tricks are [[Abortion|aborted]] sooner or later. This particular chad has been hovering around Sophia since [[2016]] was on its deathbed.

*CAPSLOCK/Caps is some bitch who once whiteknighted a lot for Birdie as a friend and then dated Stix afterwards. Not interesting at all.

*Maddie/Goku is the virgin loner who got nude calls from Sophia almost every day for two months through basic bitch manipulation. Her friends supposedly chased him off, but he has been slightly close by since then.

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===The Fetus Army===

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<big><big><b>The Birdie Fan Theme Song.</b></big></big>
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A quick look through Sophia's G+ and DA profiles let alone the wider internet will reveal plenty of children offering up their Discord usernames and [[Girl_on_the_Internet_Syndrome|pastel-colored genitals]] to their queen, defending her and making terrible 'art' for her. What's more, because of Sophia's influence among the hordes of other girls, many end up [[Copypasta|copying]] her mental illnesses and many of her other features!

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Image:Nonono_stop.png|Minimal style, minimal IQ.
Image:Birdiefanart2.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/believer2007/art/I-Am-Bored-So-I-Did-This-Thing-775725785 Off to the Museum of Regrets.]
Image:Birdiefanart3.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/tattletail25/art/Sexy-Mi-3-Birdie-768613164 Why do people can't understand?]
Image:Birdiefanart4.jpg|[https://www.deviantart.com/valu-chely/art/I-like-her-so-yeah-748408792 Her cunt's not yours, but her stepdad's.]
Image:Birdiefanart7.jpg|The kid who made this crap became a vocal whiteknight. Surprising? No.
Image:Birdiefan1.png|[[LURK_MOAR|LURK MOAR FAGGOT]]
Image:Birdie-fandemons1.jpg|Yup, they're even sharting out 'voices' too.
Image:Birdie-fandemons2.jpg|dUDE IM JUST LIKE HIM!!!!
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Before the planned February suicide, some DA whiteknights became especially vicious. One tough [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonicfag]] in particular (Nakkurussu) found the shitstorm around Birdie after [http://archive.vn/ZRWIo making a group] to fight such injustice. He [http://archive.vn/3aa1c got tired] but [http://archive.vn/QMIGv came back quickly.]

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Image:Birdie-wk1.jpg|INFIDELS!
Image:Birdie-wk3.png|[http://archive.vn/t5mzp A former Birdie fangirl takes on someone who won't lurk.]
Image:Birdie-wkn2.jpg|Same thread, and look who's here in his shimmering armor.
Image:Birdie-wkn3.jpg|[http://archive.vn/TYUGE Spoiler: IT'S BEHIND YOU FAGGOT.]
Image:Birdie-wkn4.jpg|Nakku will never be [[Chris_Hansen|Chris Hansen.]]
Image:Birdie-wk4.png|Another proof that retardation is contagious.
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===Honourable Mention: Gencive===

None of the above came close to a tween called Gencive/Sicily that Hime discovered on some unimportant boring 'art' site. She runs three accounts there and wants to fondle Birdie, Hime, Stix and several other whores.

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Image:Birdiefan2.png|Birdie's [[AIDS|STDs]] have clearly already spread to [https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202051/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery this patient].
Image:Birdiefan3.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203225/https://www.pixilart.com/art/m-a-n-i-p-u-l-a-t-o-r-c1e3c7fbeb102e7 Already it looks terminal.]
Image:Birdiefan4.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202913/https://www.pixilart.com/art/wowie-dadc37f99202cf8 Doesn't she know what every EDiot's attitude to raep is?]
Image:Birdiefan5.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203703/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery/album/oh-hannah-30263 She's also dropping Mexicunt food.]
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<br>

===IT WUZ A [[Game_Theory|BURDEE FEOWEEEEEEEEE]]===

Search 'Birdie rants' on JewTube you [[lazy]] faggots. It speaks for itself: every fucking Jew shit with a microphone and a fursona wants to weigh in on this [[Star_Wars|Jabba the Hut]] double's (lack of a) life. Very few of them manage to even carry out a [[Philosopher_Attack|philosopher attack]] no matter how hard they try.

{| class="wikitable"
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! What they say. !! What they mean.
|-
| Don't harass Birdie! || [[Fuck_Her_Right_In_The_Pussy|FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY]]
|-
| She's only 14, she'll learn. || I mean, look at me! [[Abortion|I turned out fine!]]
|-
| Stop feeding her with attention. || Give me the fucking views instead, bitch.
|-
| Birdie is horrible and should die. || Ignore my fat ass.
|-
| She made this community horrible! || I don't bother to get off my ass and lurk.
|-
| Making an ED article is taking it too far you troll shits. || I am what's between my thighs and I'm on my period.
|-
| She's not far off from everyone else here. || [[Captain_Obvious|I really had nothing better to say.]]
|-
|}

Of course, one could simply replace 'Birdie' with any other child furry and the effect would be exactly the fucking same to literally no-one's surprise. However, many of the ranters ''do'' seem shocked that things like this happen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwexgPea2o and even make videos about the rants themselves.]

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<big><big><b>Case study: niggers with bird flu.</b></big></big>
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<br>

===Fanservice===
[[File:Birdie-fangirlsreaction.gif|center|600px]]

[[Image:Birdie-sooubs.jpg|thumb|center|400px|[http://archive.vn/2xUJL In case you still thought she wasn't aware.]]]

Sophia hasn't been entirely unaware of the drunken masses and for a time seemed to want to be rid of her haters and her fangirls alike - besides those fangirls whom she keeps in her increasingly-clandestine [[hugbox|Discord server]].

Of course, when she's met with the reality of the community she's in, she doesn't seem so diplomatic. Her reactions to her own fangirls reek of iron more than her menstrual blood does. One particularly lulzy example of this was when she dissed one of the biggest of these former fangirls (some boring 'animator' called Allison) who had gone nuts over her and even made a bootleg Polly in her vents. Some, like Allison, only saw the light of [[Raptor_Jesus|His Jurassicness]] after the flame wars of December 2018.

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<big><big><b>Movie Night! Once More!</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>A Sincere Thanks.</b></big></big>
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Another example is her hypocritical reaction to yet another mulatto shit who used her character in a useless fanfic where his main character dated Polly despite it being one month after the newest Mystery x Polly image at the time!

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Birdie-timstanfanart1.jpg|Boring crap.
Birdie-timstancynnamix.jpg|Really fucking unoriginal.
Birdie-timstanreaction1.jpg|'When I do the same, it's absolutely fine!'
Birdie-timstanreaction2.png|Sophia's lack of literacy shows again.
Birdie-timstanvent.jpg|The consequences of not lurking moar.
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<br>

===Her Biggest Whiteknight===

...happens to be her stepfather himself, Robert.

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Image:Birdie-robert1.png|If Sophia's the projector, he's the director.
Image:Birdie-robert2.png|[[NO_U|LEAVE MY KID ALONE!!!!!11!!]]
Image:Birdie-capstorobert.png|Caps screaming her head off.
Image:Birdie-robert3.jpg|It really does run in the family, eh?
Image:Birdie-capsraepsrobert.jpg|If an underage furfag with a [[vagoo]] is [[Pwnt|owning]] you, [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|that should tell you something]].
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While Robert was right about everyone being a sensitive prick, he only proved that he was sucking his stepdaughter's inflamed labia and didn't want to [[Parenting|parent]] his kid [[Child_abuse|the right way]]. Though he loves to point out that everyone else's kid isn't schooled, [[Irony|guess who didn't get much of an education herself.]]

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<br>

===Failtrolls===

Explosive drama among children is nothing new, nor is [[Fake_News|fake news]]. While Stix got troll's remorse and Toxikai also eventually pussied out, many n00b trolls couldn't even [[ALLCAPS|capitalise]] on this lolcow's spiraling notoriety and didn't manage to inflict massive [[butthurt]].

*'AnonSatan' posed as Sophia on [https://web.archive.org/web/20190127101020/https://www.deviantart.com/anonsatan/gallery/ DA] and [http://archive.vn/SskST G+], releasing a bunch of drawings in late 2018. It caused a brief and small surge of lulz but they got found out.
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Birdie-anonsatanbtfo.jpg|At least you tried.
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*Another kid called 'Chara' (probably also AnonSatan) [http://archive.vn/0uTT5 posted a blurred piece of incest porn on G+]. Except it was traced from several pieces of old art. They revealed an unblurred version and got instantly mocked.
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Birdie-charabtfo.jpg|''There's'' the proof, faggot.
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<br>
<br>

==Did you know...==

*Stix wasn't the only recipient of her address and her fans have actually sent her dedicated fan packages because 'shes going tHROUGH A HARD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!'? (Shout out to [[User:Gregheffley|some]] [[13-year-old boy]] for potentially putting ED into legal danger with regards to doxing minors. Fuck off and lurk.)
*Despite leaking so much stuff about herself, she hates her details being shared and wants people to stop contacting her parents?
*Her mother is obsessed with glass cunts?
*Her shit's now a favourite target for [[Pedophilia|'minor-attracted people']] who post [https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Birdie/1 their slop] on [[Paheal]] and Tumblr?
*She hates her NSFW character references being shared around? (Scroll down for a large number of them!)
<br>
<br>

===The Hall of Lame===

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Birdie-LLB2.png|In both of their dreams.
Birdie-LLB1.png
Birdie-Marsh3.png|Made by Marsha, a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] MAP. If only Nakku met her.
Birdie-MaddieNSFW2.png|Featuring Maddie and two of her personae.
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Birdie-JuneNSFW19.jpg|Sooner or later, everyone makes [[hentai]].
Birdie-JuneNSFW20.jpg|15 seconds before allahu akbar.
Birdie-Stixxedyetagain.png|Even Stix had some fun.
Birdie-kittydognsfw.png|...and so did Kittydog.
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Birdie-crushat6.png|Whores always start out early.
Birdie-lesbianghostvampires.png|With an imagination like that, she could've got a job [[Adult_Swim|somewhere]].
Birdie-rapefetish.png|Didn't you figure it out by now?
Birdie-rapefetish2.png
Birdieyesyouare.png|[[Not|Denial.]]
Birdie-jan2019.png|Her future, only without wrinkles.
Birdie-2017-ish.png|Yes, that's a 12-year-old. Not a 40-something.
Birdie-girlsyrup.png
Birdie-selfcest1.png|She didn't stop with the selfcest either.
Birdie-selfcest2.png
Birdie-bitebetrayal.png|Her sister did nothing wrong. Just like [[Hitler]].
Birdie-vent1.jpg|Moar denial.
Birdie-rapejoke.jpg|[[Freedom_of_speech|That's not how it works.]]
Birdie-itsjustporn.png|At least she's being objective.
Birdie-wkattack.png|For [[Narnia]]!
Obsessed_bitch.png|Holding a plush of one of Fontik's OCs and wearing a mask inspired by Fontik's vents.
Birdie-exes.png|Some of her oldest exes.
Birdie-Idontcareaboutyoutrannydance.gif|Now you can use this shit too.
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Birdie-october2018retrospective.png|OH NO I HAVE TITS!!!!1!
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Birdie-parents1.png|Next time, use a belt.
Birdie-parentsknifemask.png|Trying to be a niglet.
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Birdie-infectedvent.png|Many people wish.
Birdie-himelbvent.gif|BEGONE THOT.
Birdie-knifevent.png|ME CUTE KNIFEY GURL!
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Birdie-lovemepls7vent.png|For once, something she ''didn't'' upload...?
Birdie-littlemistakevent.png|She ain't wrong for once.
Birdie-sophiain2017.png|Simpler times.
Birdie-kittydog.png|She wasn't done shitting on her.
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Birdie-october2620182.png|Aaaaand another forced meme is born.
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==Will Birdie ever change?==
Obviously not, since mental retardation is classified as the inability to learn.

==Trolling Birdie==

[[Image:Birdie-purblefanfic.png|thumb|right|x260px|Say hi to Sophia's new cock socket!]]
*'Misgender' her. (No trannies will give a shit because she's [[Transtrender|faking it anyway.]])
*Find her vent accounts, then download and leak the videos.
*Keep telling her mother or her sister about all her crap.
*Make accurate rants on her. There's no excuses now.
*Be one of her exes (especially Fontik or Stix).
*Mirror her old videos.
*Pejoratively label her art as being [[anime]]. She hates it because [[DeviantArt|she put effort into it.]]
*Update this article but [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center|lurk]] before [[Newbie|you]] do.
<br>
===Trolling Birdie's fans===

*'Misgender' her (they hate it too!).
*Tell them they'll never feel her clit in their pussyholes.
*Email their parents about their [[Lesbian|new friend]].
*Bring them here and watch their heads explode.
*Get them to read some [http://archive.vn/xDPyd fanfiction]. If they cum, call 'em out and watch them drown in angry 10-year-olds.
*Get them to watch [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg some of Stix's shitposts.]
<br>

==See also==
*[[14 year old girl]] - what she is [[Fact|and always will be]].
*[[Autism]] - what she has.
*[[Self harm]] - what she does (badly).
*[[Chris-chan]] - her real father.
*[[The Donald]] - he shall build The Wall and make her pay for it.
*[[Nazis]] - if he can't sort her out, maybe they can!
*[[Doxing]] - something she can't do very well.
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] - her male equivalent.
*[[Imma-The-Deer]] - a predecessor from DA.
*[[R4EDICAL]] - another predecessor (lol they're all the same).
*[[Attention whore]] - nigger were you even reading this article?
*[[Doctor_Phil|Dr. Phil]] - to whom her mother should’ve abandoned her.
*[[JellyBean]] - Another fag from the Western US who's also controversial.

==External links==

===Her accounts===

{{dauser|spritecranbirdie}} - main account, formerly 'SansBirdie'<br>
{{dauser|skullchills}} - an account she used for stalking Fontik<br>
{{yt|c|UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw|LUCIFUR}} - main channel, formerly Birdie and was originally known as 'strawbirrix'. Recently went Thanos on all her videos.<br>
{{yt|c|UC5wnjB1HU8YGc3Zd_CI29yg|7}} - Formally known as SophiaLuigi7. Used for copying Fontik's old art style and for Fontik-related vents. Was recently scrubbed.<br>
{{yt|c|UChHEYI4MXglhpw69uWWCzDg|churro the ferret}} - alt account<br>
{{yt|c|UCt-mwsWYMlHEBIX2vJCpdaA|hisguts}} - vent channel, everything BAWWWWLEETED<br>
{{yt|c|UC1mc5SLaJkopS3D5FaErOuw|RibCage}} - vent channel<br>
{{yt|c|UClzTzpE6AJzahz9w-NgeNGw|SafePlace}} - vent channel, almost everything BAWWWWLEETED<br>
{{yt|c|UC7uDlafEOoBjFQlnipmM_TQ|undini the jellifoosh undyne's wife and girlfriend}} - shitpost and vlog channel<br>
{{yt|c|UCVtJDgv_t-SIbmGi2XJMh7w|psycho!birdie}} - shitpost channel<br>
{{yt|c|UCk6ExemedF6yHxDyXLOegaA|chicken brent does not approve}} - shitpost channel<br>
* [https://plus.google.com/+niggIywiggIysuckstheirowndick Main Google+] Make sure to hurry up to archive it as it is gone on April 2nd 2019.

===Other shit===

[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sr9L1cZg9Y3rWUgRqG_aS2rtjzKC8V37 A Google Drive folder containing images and videos about her shit]<br>
[https://jumpshare.com/b/jWR4IVnqM4dzqWDUkGq4 A Jumpshare page with stuff from Chicken Brent times]
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1aj5xGrAeBvjVzBvTMMfOQ An entire channel] made by Allison to document some of the more recent shit.

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{{Timeline|Featured article January 31, [[2019]]|[[Joe Kennedy]]|[[Birdie]]|[[OJ Simpson]]}}

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

2024-09-07T21:31:09Z

Synonym: theres a cartoon now

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'''Scott Pilgrim vs. the World''' (a.k.a. [[Twilight]] For Boys, [[No More Heroes|No More Heroes]] minus [[Awesome|swearing, sex, and gore]]) is a horrible [[nerd|comic book]], movie, and cartoon about a 12 year old boy who can't get a boner over anything but some girl with stupid hair. It is most famous for being a fake comic book about [[Canada]] and [[vegan]] faggotry, but also for it's numerous references to [http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ stuff white people like]. Even though the fans cream themselves every time they watch the movie, it was fortunately a box-office failure.

==Characters==
[[File:Ramona.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Wouldn't you too kill seven people to date this crazy whore?]]
'''[[Loser|Scott Pilgrim]]''': Michael Cera talks like a girl and whines through another entire movie [http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scottpilgrim.htm nobody watched]. His responsibilities include playing in a band, [[blowjob|free loading]] off his gay room mate, and defeating some girl's ex boyfriends for their pocket change.

'''[[Whore|Ramona Flowers]]''': Cum dumpster with at least seven jealous ex boyfriends. She went to [[Canada|Toronto]] from a place [[New York City|you've never even heard of]] to get a shitty job as a courier. She rides around on roller skates and is too cool to talk to the [[you|drunk assholes]] at parties. It's not really clear what she does in this film, other than serve her hole for filling.

'''[[Azn|Knives]]''': Mandatory Oriental [[loli]] of the film, Knives is a virgin afraid of kissing Scott, because he is obviously a pedophile. Her talents include DDR and looking angry at people.

===The Band (Sex Bomb-Omb)===
Some guy who doesn't give a shit and Scott's ex girlfriend play in a band, known for ripping off garage rock from the past one hundred years. Scott's annoying ex girlfriend prefers to scorn and shoot herself in the head, while introducing her band at every show by shouting and clicking her drum sticks. The characters in the band are mostly fodder.

===Ramona's Seven Ex's===
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The reason Ramona's so fucked up and also the reason to watch this movie. They punch Scott Pilgrim in the face a lot of times, but ultimately get defeated by his boyish good looks. Like [[Jews]], each burst into coins when they are defeated, but they're [[Canada|Canadian]] coins so no one really cares.

'''[[Emo|Matthew Patel]]''': Ramona's first evil-ex boyfriend. He is a [[India|curry nigger]] [[Blackface|with raccoon eyes]]. Whatever, he gets punched and turns into like 20 cents due to [[fact|Indians being stingier than Jews]].

'''[[George Lucas|Lucas Lee]]''': Ramona's second evil-ex boyfriend. Gets tricked into becoming [[an hero]].

'''[[Vegetarian|Todd Ingram]]''': Ramona's third evil-ex boyfriend. A (cheating) vegan who gets Super Saiyan Swagger. Gets shot by the cops and promptly [[awesome|headbutted]].

'''[[Lesbian|Roxy Richter]]''': Ramona's fourth evil-ex and her only [[bisexual|girlfriend]]. Too bad she's butt-ugly or else she'd be a fan favorite.

'''[[Japan|Kyle and Ken Katayanagi]]''': Ramona's fifth and sixth evil-exes, respectively. Fight Scott's band and are destroyed by a holographic Yeti.

'''[[Tom Cruise|Gideon Gordon "G-Man" Graves]]''': Ramona's seventh and final evil-ex boyfriend. Scott fights him in a fight completely ripped from "No More Heroes". He dies, the end.

==Comic Book==
The comic is basically the same as the film, only people actually collect and like them. The author made an entire new book for every seventh of the film though, which means you actually need to buy every edition to see [[RL|the big picture]]

==Video game==
In the tradition of River City, Final Fight, and other side-scrolling beat-'em-ups, [[French]]-[[Canadian]] butthole-lickers Ubisoft released an 8-bit side-scrolling game based on the comic series and movie. For [[SA|10bux]], you could play a game that was essentially better than anything else Ubisoft has ever released for 4-5 times that price, while getting to [[Lonely|feel like you're ''playing'' the comic you just fapped over]]. Some of the exciting elements to this game included:

*Watching big-headed, big-tittied 8-bit sluts bobbing their racks as you beat the shit out of people/things, or buy from their stores/restaurants.
*[[Chiptune]] music made especially for this game. Which, of course, doesn't sound like any other games' Chiptune music(s), being [[Sarcasm|there's only so many random ways you can make 8-bit soundtracks and all]].
*Getting to wreck [[Hipster|Hipsters]], [[Guido|Guidos]], and the occasional [[Scene|Scenefag]] or [[Punk]] on the mean streets of [[Canada|Toronto]] and/or at concerts.
*Going to a movie set and a Halloween party where you fight [[Samefag|the same monsters!]]
*Zombies and Robots, because video games never have those.
*4-way Multiplayer! Which, considering there is no online multiplayer on this, means you're going to have to somehow find 4 people who don't mind the smell of stale Cheetos and Jenkem in your [[Basement]].

==Trolling Scott Pilgrim fans==

[[File:Scott_Pilgrim_vs_Deviantart.png|thumb|right|Fair warning: the author of this comic doesn't take criticism kindly either.]]

*Call Ramona a [[cumdumpster]].
*Claim Scott only fought those guys because he's broke.
*Remind fans that despite his [[indie|taste]] in [[music]], Scott is a creep, a pedophile and unemployed, just like them.
*List every name dropped from the movie and comic's deliberate pandering to a specific demographic.
*Claim the film was better than the comic, but still overrated.
*Say Michael Cera sucks as an actor as his only role in everything he's in is always a [[Neckbeard|socially awkward autist]] that somehow gets laid in the end through plot holes and writers running out of ideas.
*Draw parallels between Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and [[Sonichu|a certain other comic book]].
*Tell them Ramona's a shemale and Scott's only dating her 'cause he's secretly gay.
*Go on DeviantArt or Scottpilgrim.ning.com and point out the creators shortcomings.
*Say that you know the series from [https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo a certain music video and claim the series ruined a whole generation of women]

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==See Also==
*[[Comics]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Indie]]
*[[Vegan]]
*[[Twilight]] - [[16 year old girl]] version.
*[[No More Heroes]]
*[http://scottpilgrim.ning.com/ Troll the fuck out of them and the creator himself]

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Ween

2024-09-07T15:33:07Z

Synonym: fixed the redirect once again

[[File:Ween.gif|thumb|right|The kind of quality one can expect from a pair of art-school rejects.]]
Remember that guy in the tie-dye hoodie that sat across from you in whatever remedial class you happened to take after failing the 11th grade? Or what about that guy with the scarf and hair that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks you were forced to sit next to on the bus? What could possibly tie these two entities together? The answer is their love for [[Hipster|neo-psychedelic post-industrial]] garage band '''Ween'''.

Forever adored by jobless-hippies for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fITm3ruL9bg senseless marijuana advocacy], and by pretentious hipsters for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiG9TSfFA9M labeling telephone noises as "music"], the sound of Ween can be easily described as "[[Shit|novelty]]". Of course, point this simple truth out on any [[mu|music board for the self-righteous]] and one will receive a flood of replies on how their plebeian mind cannot handle [[Avant-garde|true art]].

==Typical Ween subject matter==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6TRJ0pFKNo Necrophilia]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKQxyygBie0 Working in the food service industry]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-pgkg3cPUs Mr. Rogers on NBOMe]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Nj4Vh11k8 Pegging]

==Fanbase==
[[File:Putrid hippy.jpg|thumb|right|Sup broseph?]]

Much like other stalkers of "musicians", Ween fans tend to be unwashed males within the 13-25 age range, who hold the belief that marijuana is both "enlightening" and "counter-cultural". [[Some Argue|It is also highly suspected]] that the majority of them were conceived in port-a-potties at Phish concerts.

==See Also==
*[[Epic Ween]]
*[[Sonic Youth]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Shit band]]
*[[mu/|/mu/]]

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User:Synonym

2024-09-07T15:27:25Z

Synonym: fixing my userpage

[[File:Wayback.png|200px|thumb|left|I [[autism|obsesively archive]] random things i find online because i cant let a single website get fully forgotten ]]
==Why im on this website==
Hey!! Im probably gonna only edit pages to either <br>
1. Make ugly pages look less ugly<br>
or<br>
2. Fix misspellings.
<br>

==What else i do==
Whenever im not wasting my life editing, im wasting my life listening to [[Lemon Demon|kinda bad music]] and playing [[Cry of Fear|kinda bad games]]
[[File:Raku Chan by Nyanyandesu.png|200px|thumb|right|I also spend my time watching really bad [[fanime|fanimes]] on [[youtube]] ]]
== pages ill make look decent soon (probably) ==
[[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage]]

[[BrainPOP]]

[[Fujoshi]]

Welcome Home

2024-08-19T01:27:40Z

Synonym: minor spelling mistake

'''Welcome Home''' otherwise known as '''Gay [[Muppets]]''' is an ARG game made by [[Autism|PartyCoffin]]. It's an internet fandom that is filled with edgy tweens and lonely 14 year olds who fap to puppets.

== Teh Plot ==
Due to Welcome Home being relatively new, the plot is up to the players imagination, however, we at Encylopedia Dramatica say its just gay.

== The Characters ==
* [[Faggot|Wally Darling]]: Wally Darling is the main puppet whore of the franchise, he's a [[Homosexual]] looking for a good time who shoves apples up his rectum and paints [[porn]] of [[Autism|Julie Joyful]], he's also [[You|your]] best friend.
* [[Beastality|Barnaby B. Beagle]]: Barnaby B. Beagle is the best friend of Wally Darling who knots inside him everyday, he is basically the gay furry dog version of Fozzie which only similarities being that both tell shitty jokes that makes you wanna [[an hero]] yourself.
* [[Lemon Party|Frank Frankly]]: Basically Squidward but a faggot who hates everyone and [[your mom]] he is supposed to be a foil to Julie Joyful, the fans love shipping him with [[Faggot|Eddie Dear]]. He's also confirmed to be non-binary and use they/them pronouns, despite Clown himself using he/him.
* [[Homosexuals|Eddie Dear]]: The Homosexual that sticks his penis inside Frank's ass, he's often shipped with people other than Frank. Like Wally Darling.
* [[Retard|Howdy Pillar]]: The Caterpillar who bags groceries, he isn't anything like Mr. Hooper as he is the only one working at his job.
* [[Attention Whore|Sally Starlet]]: A literal sun infected with [[GOTIS|Girl on the Internet Syndrome]] she constantly has to be in the spotlight otherwise she'll fucking commit [[an hero]]. [[Histrionic personality disorder|no kidding, her bio literally describes her being an attention whore.]]
* [[Autism|Julie Joyful]]: The Self Insert of Party Coffin himself, it's canon that she's genderfluid and an aspie, which makes the aspies in the fandom foam at the mouth. She has 3 other siblings making her the more hotter one.
* [[Tranny|Poppy Patridge]]: Big Bird's tranny cousin, she's a worry wart of a slut who basically worries more than [[your mom]]. She's also canon to be trans.

== The Creator ==
PartyCoffin otherwise known as Clown is a [[faggot]] who barely knows how to control his rabid fanbase. [[Dream|Sounds awfully familiar...]], known as an [[Autism|aspie]] who one day decided to make a fandom akin of that off muppets. His fanbase is akin to that of [[Dream]] who disregards everything he says, he created Welcome Home to be a project which caused a lulzcoaster to ensue when the autistic fucktards decided to label [[Abortion|Welcome Home]] an ARG, which Clown didn't know what it was, The creator also didn't allow NSFW until the series was almost completely irrelevant, which didn't stop faggots and perverts at the time.

== The Fanbase ==
The fanbase includes a lot of Autism and a lot of faggots.

== See Also ==
* [[Dream]] - Another faggot who has issues with his fanbase.
* [[Autism]] - The requirement to be in this fandom.
* [[Muppets]] - The original idea.
* [[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]] - Another "Horror" webseries with muppets, which also has a faggot fanbase.
* [[Tween]] - The Fanbases targetted audience.

Welcome Home

2024-08-16T03:47:32Z

Synonym: changed a few things and added that nsfw was allowed

'''Welcome Home''' otherwise known as '''Gay [[Muppets]]''' is an ARG game made by [[Autism|PartyCoffin]]. It's an internet fandom that is filled with edgy tweens and lonely 14 year olds who fap to puppets.

== Teh Plot ==
Due to Welcome Home being relatively new, the plot is up to the players imagination, however, we at Encylopedia Dramatica say its just gay.

== The Characters ==
* [[Faggot|Wally Darling]]: Wally Darling is the main puppet whore of the franchise, he's a [[Homosexual]] looking for a good time who shoves apples up his rectum and paints [[porn]] of [[Autism|Julie Joyful]], he's also [[You|your]] best friend.
* [[Beastality|Barnaby B. Beagle]]: Barnaby B. Beagle is the best friend of Wally Darling who knots inside him everyday, he is basically the gay furry dog version of Fozzie which only similarities being that both tell shitty jokes that makes you wanna [[an hero]] yourself.
* [[Lemon Party|Frank Frankly]]: Basically Squidward but a faggot who hates everyone and [[your mom]] he is supposed to be a foil to Julie Joyful, the fans love shipping him with [[Faggot|Eddie Dear]]. He's also confirmed to be non-binary and use they/them pronouns, despite Clown himself using he/him.
* [[Homosexuals|Eddie Dear]]: The Homosexual that sticks his penis inside Frank's ass, he's often shipped with people other than Frank. Like Wally Darling.
* [[Retard|Howdy Pillar]]: The Caterpillar who bags groceries, he isn't anything like Mr. Hooper as he is the only one working at his job.
* [[Attention Whore|Sally Starlet]]: A literal sun infected with [[GOTIS|Girl on the Internet Syndrome]] she constantly has to be in the spotlight otherwise she'll fucking commit [[an hero]]. [[Histrionic personality disorder|no kidding, her bio literally describes her being an attention whore.]]
* [[Autism|Julie Joyful]]: The Self Insert of Party Coffin himself, it's canon that she's genderfluid and an aspie, which makes the aspies in the fandom foam at the mouth. She has 3 other siblings making her the more hotter one.
* [[Tranny|Poppy Patridge]]: Big Bird's tranny cousin, she's a worry wart of a slut who basically worries more than [[your mom]]. She's also canon to be trans.

== The Creator ==
PartyCoffin otherwise known as Clown is a [[faggot]] who barely knows how to control his rabid fanbase. [[Dream|Sounds awfully familiar...]], known as an [[Autism|aspie]] who one day decided to make a fandom akin of that off muppets. His fanbase is akin to that of [[Dream]] who disregards everything he says, he created Welcome Home to be a project which caused a lulzcoaster to ensue when the autistic fucktards decided to label [[Abortion|Welcome Home]] an ARG, which Clown didn't know what it was, The creator also didn't allow NSFW until the series was almost completely irrelevant, which doesn't stop faggots and perverts at the time.

== The Fanbase ==
The fanbase includes alot of Autism and a lot of faggots.

== See Also ==
* [[Dream]] - Another faggot who has issues with his fanbase.
* [[Autism]] - The requirement to be in this fandom.
* [[Muppets]] - The original idea.
* [[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]] - Another "Horror" webseries with muppets, which also has a faggot fanbase.
* [[Tween]] - The Fanbases targetted audience.

Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage

2024-08-05T19:53:12Z

Synonym: trying to make this horrible article look slightly better, ill fix more of the writing later.

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[[File:Project_SEKAI_title_screen.png|thumb|right]]
Colorful Stage is an example of what happens when a [[Vocaloid]] autist decides to insert their fan OC with Hatsune Miku and add silly kawaii <3 moments and also DARK and EDGY backstories. The game has since gone on to make one of the most depraved, drama-whoring, and stupid fanbases that ever graced the internet (with most of the fanbase being 14 year olds with mental disorders). WONDAHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

== The plot ==
Miku and her bestest pals watch over and aid teens from Japan in order for the teens to find their "true feelings" or some shit IDK. [[Shit nobody cares about|"Sekais" are also created based on a person's feelings apparently]]. There are 5 main plots for different types of characters, ranging from annoying, UUUUU SO KAWAII <333, to downright emo angst.

== The characters ==
=== Leo/Need ===
[[File:OIP (10).jpg|thumb|best friends 4evar!!!!!!<333]]

==== Ichika Hoshino ====
Ichika is considered the mascot of this game, along with Hatsune Miku, which she is gay for and the two of them obviously fuck.
==== Saki Tenma ====
A blonde teen who is considered to be the "funny" band mate despite mostly being in a hospital during her childhood. Fans often make fanfics of her fucking dying apparently.
==== Honami Mochizuki ====
A girl that is strong af and Kanade's maid basically. Also popular in [[Rule 34]] art.

==== Shiho Hinomori ====
The bassist and sometimes asshole of the band. Has an obsessive sister.

=== More! More! Jump! ===
[[File:OIP (13).jpg|thumb|more like more more jump off a cliff LOL]]

==== Hanasato Minori ====
Probably the most autistic character in the whole game. Is pretty much obsessed with Haruka and basically has wet dreams about fucking her idol pussy LOL.
==== Kiritani Haruka ====
Idol that Haruka has a crush on. Only thing shes known for is her love of penguins, meaning that at one point, she watches Happy Feet on repeat.
==== Momoi Airi ====
Idol on PMS
==== Hinomori Shizuku ====
Dumbass bitch who can stop talking about her sister for five seconds throughout the game.

=== Vivid Bad Squad ===
[[File:akitoslut.jpg|thumb|OMG SO SEXYYYY <3333333]]

==== Azusawa Kohane ====
Often gets shipped with An, mostly due to yurifags. Is also secretly a hamster.
==== Shiraishi An ====
Ghetto hoodrat
==== Shinonome Akito ====
Ghetto hoodrat #2
==== Aoyagi Toya ====
Character that does not in any way resemble a MHA character.

=== Wonderlands x Showtime ===
[[File:tsususu.jpg|thumb|this basically represents the whole group and its fanbase]]

==== Tenma Tsukasa ====
Imagine that one kid in your class that would not shut up about the MCU, Star Wars, and basically every musical and stage play in existence. That is what Tsukasa is.
==== Otori Emu ====
Has [[Asperger's Syndrome|autism]], [[ADHD]], and does [[cocaine]] and [[LSD]] at the same time. Very similar to [[My Little Pony#Mane 6|Pinkie Pie]].
==== Kusanagi Nene ====
Weeb with a robot version of herself. Probably the tamest out of the whole group.
==== Kamishiro Rui ====
That creepy kid in the class that experiments stuff. Deep down he wants to fuck Tsukasa in the ass. hard.

=== 25-ji, Nightcord de ===
[[File:OIP (18).jpg|thumb|so sad ;-;]]

==== Yoisaki Kanade ====
a NEET. just like [[You]]

==== Asahina Mafuyu ====
possibly the most mentaly unstable character in the game (besides her mom). like honami, she has a unhealthy amount of [[rule 34]].

==== Shinonome Ena ====
bitchy artist that takes it out on some people. Akito's sister (the two hate each other btw lol)

==== Akiyama Mizuki ====
generates drama based on what gender they are. gets shipped a lot with ether ena, mafuyu, or kanade

== The fanbase ==
the fanbase is one of the most batshit insane moblie game fans that could only rival fanbases such as [[Genshin Impact]] and [[Love Live!|Love Live]]. It consists of 13 year old middle schoolers that have nothing to do than just start random drama such as shipping wars (especially VBS and WxS fans) and literally dox people over the smallest things. Many personalities you may encounter in the fanbase includes:

-[[Weebs]] (obviously)

-antisocial teens

-antisocial adults

-leftist edgelords

-[[vocaloid]] fans that act like fucking boomers towards the oc fans

-and mentally unstable [[Faggot|lgbtq members]]

== Drama ==
=== Revival My Dream drama ===
One day Sega shat out a new chapter for WxS titled Revial My Dream and half of the fanbase didn't really care about the plot. However, when the cards were leaked, the 13 year old social justice warriors lost their fucking shit and accused Sega of racism against Native Americans, despite the cards being most likely a reference to Princess Mononoke, a JAPANESE film. The English localized version completely wiped out its existence, which some rejoiced while others fucking cried and screamed. All over a few cards.

=== LEO/NEED BLACKFACE???????? ===
Another controversy involving race involves a scene in one of the animes (yes this game actually has TWO animes), in which Leo/Need dresses up as "lions", which includes darkening their skin. This caused fans (mostly [[Americans]]) to go NUCLEAR, with fans boycotting and accusing the company of, yet again, racism, this time towards black people. The episode was taken down on YouTube, possibly due to fans flagging it in order to get back at RAYSIST Sega. The episode was later reuploaded, with the scene being edited, removing the dark skin.

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User:Synonym

2024-08-05T19:32:17Z

Synonym:

==why im on this website==
hey!! im probably gonna only edit pages to either <br>
1. make ugly pages look less ugly<br>
or<br>
2. fix misspellings.
<br>

== pages ill make look decent soon (probably) ==
[[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage]]

User:Synonym

2024-07-12T04:07:02Z

Synonym: Created page with " ==why im on this website== hey!! im probably gonna only edit pages to either <br> 1. make ugly pages look less ugly<br> or<br> 2. fix misspellings. <br> == pages ill make look decent soon (probably) == Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage <br> Britney Manson"