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Steel Widow Klan

2026-03-18T09:52:27Z

SymonGlorian: /* Phase 1: Begging Gone Wrong */

{{achtung|'''SAFETY WARNING:''' You must not say anything mean or you'll be sentenced to eternal damnation in his upcoming game.}}

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| '''Powerword:''' || Gábor Simon
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| '''Nationality:''' || [[Hungarian]]  [[File:MiniflagHungary.png]]
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| '''Gender:''' || [[Male]]
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| '''Type:''' || Revolving door
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| '''Power level:''' || Tiny
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| '''Maturity:''' || [[NO U]]
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| '''Incel energy:''' || Critically [[butthurt]]
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| '''Fan mail:''' || paranormalcommand@gmail.com
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'''Steel Widow Klan''' is a never ending cycle of coerced collaboration and character assassination in [[RPG Maker]] ran by a condom reject with chronic [[USI|main character syndrome]] called '''Symon Glorian''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gábor Simon''').

Take [[Zrokky]], remove any trace of talent, dial up the [[God Complex|delusion to the skies]], and you get a pathetic excuse for a human life who's [[crapflood|spent the last 2 decades shitting out]] revenge fantasy upon revenge fantasy about [[homicide|butchering his own family]], [[NO U|destroying former collaborators]] and [[incel|murdering ex-girlfriends]] - all presented as a pretentious power fantasy about Simon's [[edgelord]] [[self-insert]] saving the world by becoming ruler of the god damn universe and destroying all who stand in his way.

Throughout his career Simon's been [[trying too hard|trying ass blastingly hard]] to build up an online cult of personality in the [[Hungarian]] RPG Maker community by [[theft|imitating]] [[at least a hundred]] games then [[lazy|begging others to finish his stolen universes]]. Lacking actual talent (hence he uses RPG Maker), Simon latches on to anyone willing to give free labor (ideas, art, coding, marketing), but because nobody can tolerate his obnoxious shit stirring personality for long, each pathetic attempt of a collaboration resulted in him throwing a tantrum and [[defamation|slandering]] his former friends in numerous copium plotlines to prove to himself he's the biggest martyr in the universe. Each time he erases people and steals their work by pretending he did everything important and each such game is about his self-insert giving [[tl;dr|painstakingly drawn out]] patronizing lectures about how the former collaborators are preventing him from saving the world before killing them off for good. And then becoming god to save them as an ultimate act of childish self-importance. Reading these dialogues will make you want to shoot yourself in the face.

He started this faggotry with his family and eventually added his ex-girlfriends. He also dedicated one of his games, where he kills his own father, to the memory of said dead father, earning him the label of a batshit insane obsessive desperate as fuck vindictive [[incel]] faggot who will [[die alone]] in hell for his crimes against humanity.

With all bridges burned, the Hungarian RPG Maker community long dead and any remaining people driven off by a daily barrage of his [[do not want|self-promotion]], Simon is [[attention whore|seeking attention]] in the English world of [[indie]] development next with Paracom.

== Paracom ==

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Paracom Parody.png|thumb|200px]|Paracom in a nutshell]]

Paracom's a derivative RPG Maker [[horror]] game that rehashes known horror games and is Simon's latest attempt at begging for free labor after a series of failures in Hungary. The story's about a SWAT team entering the mimic house from that old [[yugioh]] card in a SCP Foundation rip off setting. The only thing notable about this mess is Simon's relentless desperate promotion from a [[sockpuppet]].

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Image:SteelWidowKlan Sock1.png
Image:SteelWidowKlan Sock2.png
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|+ [https://www.gsplus.hu/magyarjatek/paracom-steel-widow-klan-magyar-jatek-megjelent-373885.html GameStar article]
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|Külön érdekesség a játékmenet meta rétege: bizonyos rejtvények összetevői szétszórva találhatók, és ha a párosításokat "kívülről" (azaz a játék szokványos logikáján túli módon, kreatívan) illeszted össze, a csapattársaid gyanakodni kezdhetnek rád, és a mentális befolyásolás mechanikája miatt elfordulhatnak tőled. Ez a paranoia-tengely jól illeszkedik a Paracom atmoszférájába.
|A particularly interesting feature is the game's meta-layer: components for certain puzzles are scattered throughout, and if you piece them together 'from the outside'—using creative logic beyond the game’s standard rules—your teammates may become suspicious. Thanks to the mental influence mechanic, they might even turn against you. This paranoia axis fits perfectly within the atmosphere of Paracom.
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He literally made his own batshit psychology a game mechanic.

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== Previous Games ==

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Edgy.png|thumb|200px]|Besting his brother.]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Battle.png|thumb|200px]|Ripping off [[Pokemon]] and BlazBlue]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Requiem.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon.png|thumb|200px|Obsilon - ugly as fuck tactical RPG]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon2.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3 God Complex.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3 God Complex2.png|thumb|200px]]

The games are Simon's public diaries of grievances pretending to be games. The only thing lulzworthy about them is the recurring god complex and the compulsion to kill off his family.

Simon's development process:
# watches some [[animu|azn power fantasy]]
# imagines himself [[unrealistic expectations|as cool as the protagonist]]
# faps to himself
# adds person who hurt his feelings/disagreed with him as antagonist set out to destroy the world
# makes his self-insert become the most powerful god ever
# faps to himself
# begs people for reviews and collaborations
# faps to himself
# ??????
# [[PROFIT|faps to himself]]

With the gameplay being a repetitve grind and the dialogue being [[And Fuck You Anyway|regurgitated clichés from movies and old memes]], it's astonishing Simon even has an audience. Or does he? He added the same 3 pieces of fanart into the launch menus to pre-emptively convince us, [[no|so...]]

The fact of the matter is Simon couldn't write an engaging plot if his life depended on it. The protagonist is literally himself. All. The. Time. And his irl friends are portrayed as bumbling idiots that serve as props for his ego or as mouthpieces for things he's too [[pussy|cowardly]] to have his self-insert directly say. The friends are also written as corrupt and prone to betraying Simon, which is a forced self-fulfilling prophecy and his main excuse for being a shithead nobody can tolerate.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds ===

Dubbed as VVH1. Simon's brother Dániel Simon (known as [[necrophilia|The Necromant]]) did [[WW3]], so Symon Glorian must [[BTFO]] him to save the world. He does so with help from the obligatory [[loli]] angel Adea and his father who promptly dies after giving him an [[animu]] sword. Symon is so cool he [[edgy|flips off the final boss before that could start his monologue]].

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

We navigate the wet dream of Simon Glorian yet again as he's burdened by fangirls he has to save. Shit happens and his friend Kummer tries to off him. A bunch of other shit later they kill the Goddes of HEL, who is [[Your Mom|Kummer's mother]].

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds III: Spirit of Battle ===

[[shit nobody cares about|Symon rises from the dead to kill God.]]

=== Obsilon - Seplau ===

Simon pretends he can make strategy games. The gameplay is a boring ass grindfest where you fight the same pixel garbage a hundred times. The protagonist is another self-pitying faggot named Jillian Weber, who works for a planet conquering company named after Simon, Sy-Tech.
He claimed he wrote this based on a book to appear sophisticated, when pressed he revealed the book was [[LOL|actually written by Kummer and himself]]. He also insisted this was sci-fi [[eurofag|Heroes of Might and Magic]] and got decimated.
Nobody played this shit past the first mission.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: [[ESL|Blessed The Child]] ===

Still mad half a decade later, he did the same brother killing story twice. Now the [[Final Fantasy|Klimhazzard]] sword starts what is called ''Teh Curse of Teh Glorians'' - a myth building narrative excuse used to justify Simon acting like an [[asshole]] toward literally everyone who doesn't suck his cock as hard as he expects.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: [[Lacuna Coil|End of Time]] ===

Now with crappy jpeg stolen console graphics he was too lazy to properly edit.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: Requiem ===

Side story where he meets the [[paradox|atheist nun]] Zoé and the rest of the church maids immediately ask him out on dates as well. The game is supposed to be a commemoration of Simon's friendship (hint: [[no shit|it didn't last long]]) with Grigor of Frost Dragon Entertainment but instead we get more rambling about his evil brother and mother.

=== Picnic ===

Uses his own photo this time. Attempts to rip off [[South Park]] and rewrites a lot of [[Warhammer 40k]] lore to make himself the savior. Robina The Hood from DragonFable and [[Paris Hilton]] are added as awkward sex interests.

=== Picnic 3: The Reckoning The System Shall Tremble ===

Simon and Kummer fight [[gypsies]], [[cops]], [[nigger]] [[army|US soldiers]], and [[hipsters]] known as the "span system" in an attempt to appear cool, but first the game must start with [[cockslap|cockslapping]] Kummer in the face as retaliation for not creating Picnic 2. Simon can't keep the butthurt out of this comedy game either: real women who didn't want to date him are put into shameful roles. He also takes revenge upon Gábor Dúl, a former friend given an entire special thanks screen in VVH3, by portraying him as a virgin homosexual. The game ends with an evil power compelling Simon's friends to betray him, so Simon sucks his own cock to become a god and save everyone.

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|Narrátor: Történetünk fonalát 2 héttel a Piknik 2 után vesszük fel...
Kummer: Amit én KUMMER GERGŐ nem írtam meg mert egy HURKABOA vagyok, és ezt kijelentem teljes itélőképsségem tudtában.
|Narrator: We pick up the thread of our story two weeks after Picnic 2...
Kummer: Which I, GERGŐ KUMMER, did not write because I am a sausage-boa, and I declare this in full possession of my faculties.
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|Vera: Egy pillanat, ti meg akartatok idézni egy káoszistent? Hihetelen hogy én csak erre kellek a férfiaknak! Megyek is innen.
Simon: Mivel a másik dolgot amire használható lennél nem hagyod...
|Vera: A moment, you guys wanted to summon a chaos god? Unbelievable—is this all men want me for! I'm out of here.
Simon: Well, since you won't let us use you for the other thing you'd be good for...
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|Gabriel: Ki kell állnotok a félelem próbáját.
Kummer: Vera lettem? Ez nem akkora nagy cucc, Legalább megnézem magam mesztelenül.

Levente: Kanos vagyok...

Kummer: *sikít*
|Gabriel: You must pass the test of fear.
Kummer: I’ve become Vera? That’s not such a big deal. At least I’ll take a look at myself naked.

Levente: I'm horny...

Kummer: *screams*
|}

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== Booted by Grigor ==

=== Phase 1: Begging Gone Wrong ===

Simon begged for a fangame of Obsilon Seplau, Xtvman took the bait. It failed. Next was Grigor, who wanted to expand the universe with interesting co-protagonists — big mistake. Simon the manchild couldn't bear the world not revolving around himself and shat all over it. As a result, Grigor's Obsilon Retribution was bullied off the internet.

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|Egy kín volt játszani azt a játékot és nekem ezt így úgy kellett igazából visszaadnom a fejlesztőknek, hogy ők amúgy tényleg egy évnyi kőkemény munkát fektettek így ebbe és csak rossz lett. És most így ezzel a helyzettel annyira nem tudtam mit kezdeni, hogy így "jó, figyelj, hát kitesszük, meglátjuk, mit szólnak"... Hát az emberek nem voltak kedvesek ezzel a játékkal. Annyira, hogy gyakorlatilag széttépték az egészet és [[victim complex|nagyon sok ilyen fenyegető levelet is kaptam]], hogy ezzel legyek már szives kezdeni valamit.
|Playing that game was pure torture, and I had to report back to the developers—who had actually put a year of intense labor into it—that it just turned out bad. I honestly didn't know how to handle the situation, so it was like, 'Okay, look, we’ll put it out there and see what they think'... Well, people were not kind to this game. To the point where they practically tore the whole thing apart, and [[victim complex|I even received a lot of threatening letters]] demanding that I please do something about it.
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[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon Grigor.png|thumb|Real time sci-fi Heroes of Might and Magic III]]

—Surely, it was the imaginary fans threatening to riot who hated it.

Other failed collaborations with Frost Dragon followed. Eventually Simon's passive aggression leveled up into stirring up shit in personal lives. Grigor and Argent/Dan kicked his sorry ass out of RPGMaker.hu, citing some [[dog]] insulting incident as the final straw.

Simon reacted how every mature person would:
* [[censorship|deleted all mention]] of Frost Dragon in the Hungarian [[Wikipedia]] article on RPG Maker.
* published Obsilon Armageddon, a long [[shitpost]] in game form entirely about the evil Grigor instigating terrorist uprisings destroying planets and must be stopped by <s>Jillian</s> Simon.
* made another raving shitpost—RM Revolution—where he claimed ownership of RPGMaker.hu and portrayed Grigor as a dumbass tyrant who destroys Simon's air purifying towers and healing crystals to raise statues for himself in their place. Simon was banned from the colony with a "dampening tower" that limits who can enter based on [[Dragon Ball|power level]]. (Predictably, Simon is a [[Over 9000|lv9000 god]] in this universe too.)

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|Szóval megint nem válaszolsz... Soha nem válaszolsz. Rámbíztad anno, hogy vigyázzak rá. És én belementem az irántad érzett tiszteletből. Pedig tudtam, hogy ellenem fog fordulni. Ahogy mindenki ellen fordult eddig. [[Victim complex|De én szó nélkül tűrtem a hozzánemértését és a hülyeségét. És támogattam őt akkor is, amikor már senki sem, mert hinni akartam benned, hogy visszatérsz és beváltod minden ígéreted. De nem tetted. Magunkra hagytál minket. És én még ezt is képes voltam elfogadni és egyedül folytatni... "vele".]]

De ezt nem lett volna képes egyedül megoldani. Te segítettél neki. Nem szóltál, nem kerestél, csak hátba támadtál te is, ahogy ő a drága öcséd is. És annyi minden után, ezt most nem nyelem le. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|És te is tudod, mi következik most. Hogy mire vagyok képes. És mit fogok tenni.]]

De tudod mit? Megadom neked az utolsó SZÓ jogát. Tessék, állíts meg. Egy szavadba kerül és [[drama whore|leszerelem a flottát, és abbahagyom az egészet. Gyerünk. Magyarázd meg, miért tetted. Argent. Meg fogom ölni az unokaöcsédet. Ez se elég arra, hogy tégy valamit?]]

Én megadtam a lehetőséget. [[Bawwwww|A szomorú, tudod, az, hogy azt hittem, barátok vagyunk.]]
| So you’re not answering again... You never answer. You entrusted me with looking after him back then. And I went along with it out of respect for you. Even though I knew he would turn against me. Just as he has turned against everyone so far. [[Victim complex|But I endured his incompetence and his stupidity without a word. And I supported him even when no one else would, because I wanted to believe in you—that you would return and fulfill all your promises. But you didn’t. You abandoned us. And I was even able to accept that and continue alone... with "him."]]

But he wouldn't have been able to do this alone. You helped him. You didn't speak, you didn't reach out; you just stabbed me in the back, just like he did—your dear young nephew. And after everything, I’m not swallowing this. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|And you know what comes next. What I am capable of. And what I am going to do.]]

But you know what? I’ll give you the right to the last WORD. Go ahead, stop me. It takes one word from you and [[drama whore|I’ll stand down the fleet and stop the whole thing. Come on. Explain why you did it. Argent. I am going to kill your nephew. Is even that not enough for you to do something?]]

I gave you the chance. [[Bawwwww|The sad thing, you know, is that I thought we were friends.]]
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|GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy [[ignored|Argent le se szarta őt]] se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd

Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".

Dév: Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon.
|GreenCat: Honestly, his problem was that everyone is a cocksucker except for himself. (Plus, [[ignored|Argent didn't give a shit about him]] most of the time either, and his ego couldn't handle that.) xd

Hyen: All I’m gonna quote on that is "dampening tower."

Dév: Doesn't he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is born.
|}

=== Phase 2: Sockpuppet Autofellatio ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan SoulCubeGaming.png|thumb|center|Simon being a masquerading faggot.]]
4 years later Simon watches Friday the 13th and imagines himself as Jason Voorheese. He launches [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNjbDneoJFI Soul Cube Gaming], a [[forced meme]] [[youtube|game review channel]] that almost immediately degrades into [[auto-fellatio|him sucking himself off again]] - from behind a mask this time because he pretended to be his own fanboy ("Soul"). [[shit nobody cares about|He rants about Grigor being a shit game dev who held back many Steel Widow projects and announces his new game Omnissiah where he will do Grigor's characters justice or some shit]].

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|Soul: Nem sokan hallottak a Dragon Hunters-ről, aki pedig igen, az magyarország egyik legközépszerűbb bughalmaz játékaként ismerte meg és senkiben sem hagyott mély nyomot. Mivel a Frost Dragon csapat nagy fanja volt a VVH sorozatnak, ezért meg is keresték őket egy kis segítség reményében. A lényeg az volt, hogy a Dragon Hunters-nek készült volna egy sokkal történetbázisúbb, sötétebb hangulatú és akció orientáltabb remake-je.

Cube: Gyakorlatilag VVH-t akartak csinálni belőle.

Soul: Ami nem lett volna olyan gagyi, mint az eredeti verzió. Így a két csapat nagyjából egy napnyi intenzív brainstorming után egy meglehetősen eredeti és jó sztorival állt elő. A projektet viszont később kukázták, a Frost Dragon Ent. pedig inkább a mindenki által rühelt Until You Get There sorozatot kezdte el írni. Így a Dragon Hunters főszereplőjének, Erran karrierjének csúcspontja az maradt, hogy szerepelt pár VVH részben - például a Requiem-ben.

Cube: Vagy az Omnissiah-ban.

Soul: Shh! Hallgass, Cube.

Cube: Ja, bocs. Spoiler alert.
|Soul: Not many people have heard of Dragon Hunters, and those who have know it as one of Hungary's most mediocre, bug-ridden games—it didn't exactly leave a lasting impression on anyone. Since the Frost Dragon team were big fans of the VVH series, they reached out to them hoping for a bit of help. The core idea was to create a remake of Dragon Hunters that was much more story-driven, darker in tone, and more action-oriented.

Cube: Basically, they wanted to turn it into VVH.

Soul: Which wouldn't have been as tacky as the original version. So, after about a day of intense brainstorming, the two teams came up with a pretty original and solid story. However, the project was later scrapped, and Frost Dragon Ent. started writing the universally loathed Until You Get There series instead. Consequently, the peak of Erran's career—the protagonist of Dragon Hunters—remained his cameos in a few VVH episodes, like Requiem.

Cube: Or Omnissiah.

Soul: Shh! Quiet, Cube.

Cube: Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert.
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|Cube: Nem hallottál a Piknik 3-ról? Hát szégyeld magad, mivel magyarország egyik legjobban sikerült és egyben legelborultabb poénjátéka! De ne aggódj, mert nemsokára bemutatjuk.

Cube: Hogyha a [[South Park]] és a [[Family Guy]] a magyar valóságban játszódna, akkor az valahogy így nézne ki.

Soul: De mivel mindenki befejezte már az általános iskola első osztályát, felmerül a jogos kérdés, hogy hol a piknik 1 és 2, hogyha mindenki a hármon folytatta az agyát.

Cube: Nos, a legenda úgy tartja, hogy a Piknik 1 él és virul. A programozók egy hétvége alatt írták és a poénok 80 százaléka csak nekik vicces, ezért úgy döntöttek, nem adják ki. Bár megigérték, hogyha nagy lesz az érdeklődés, akkor mégis. Most hogy lehet, hogy a következő rész akkor mégis 3, nem pedig 2? Azért, mert a csapat kettéoszlott, hogy megírja a második és a harmadik részt, de közben a második részt író csapattagok "beköcsögültek" - ne röhögjél, ez a hivatalos jelentésben áll. Így a harmadik rész napvilágot látott, a második pedig nem, és sajnos nem is fog valószínűleg.
|Cube: You haven't heard of Picnic 3? Well, shame on you, because it’s one of Hungary’s most successful and most messed up comedy games! But don't worry, we’ll be reviewing it shortly.

Cube: If [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] took place in Hungarian reality, it would look something like this.

Soul: But since everyone has already finished the first grade of elementary school, the legitimate question arises: where are Picnic 1 and 2, if everyone is losing their minds over the third one?

Cube: Well, legend has it that Picnic 1 is alive and well. The programmers wrote it over a single weekend and 80 percent of the jokes are only funny to them, so they decided not to release it. Though they did promise that if there’s enough interest, they will release. Now, how is it possible that the next part is 3 instead of 2? It’s because the team split up to write the second and third parts, but in the meantime, the team members writing the second part "fagged out"—don't laugh, that's what it says in the official report. Thus, the third part saw the light of day, while the second did not, and unfortunately, it probably never will.
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=== Phase 3: Omnissiah The Masterpiece ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Zoe.png|thumb|200px|Zoé's judgement by teh Glorian]]

Allegedly the best game Simon could ever create. Symon takes part in an [[animu]] [[tourneyfag|tournament arc]] to become machine god. The trials include murdering Grigor yet again and Simon's ex-[[girlfriends]] as well. [[sad|He seriously wasted 3 years of his life on making this.]]

There's a plotline where fate forces Symon to kill his own father. After the game's release Simon's father actually died and [[WTF|he retroactively made this game the commemoration]].

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|Danny Glorian/The Necromant
|Dániel Simon
|Symon goes back in time to kill him AGAIN and show him the middle finger AGAIN.
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|André Glorian
|András Simon
|During his time travels, fate forces Symon to kill his own father.
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|Ashgrey
|Gergő Ivanics (Grigor)
|An orphanage burning psychopath who sold his soul to evil. Sentenced to eternal damnation in space by Symon's bff.
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|Nina
|Judit Kiss (Bluebell)
|Symon in girl form. Girl Symon is Symon's only true love. Caused a big black doomsday smoke cloud by disobeying the rules of the universe. Begs Symon to be killed.
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|Enaya Testeros/Eny
|Erika Fruzsina Kiss
|Lectures herself on breaking up with Symon to become a doctor as being the worst mistake of her life.
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|Fruzsina
|Fruzsina Forgó
|Gets kidnapped and left on a deserted island by Symon for challenging his authority.
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|Beatrix DiMarco
|Beáta Varga
|Rejects Symon. [[batshit insane|This rejection causes a time loop where she is responsible for the creation of the Necromant who destroys millions of lives.]] Is sentenced to eternal damnation as a [[Final Fantasy VIII|Guardian Force]].
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|Zoé Karasi
|Zsuzsa Karászi
|Plots with Symon to kill the omnissiah. This is a double cross where she gets to become god. Her reason being: doesn't wanna grow old and ugly. Symon watches her [[period|bleed]] to death and explode as he lectures her on morality. [[duh|Then it's Symon who becomes god]].
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|Eny: Én hülye vagyok... Egyszerűen pocsék vagyok minden döntésben amit csak meg lehet hozni. Csak nézzünk végig az egész életemen egy pillanatra. Én elhagytam az egyetlen fiút aki tiszta szívből szeretett azért aki voltam... Nem azért mert én vagyok a világ legbefolyásosabb orvosa, vagy egyik legerősebb SeeDje... Önmagamért szeretett... én pedig otthagytam őt mindenféle használható magyarázat nélkül... Azért, mert féltem, hogy túl unalmas lesz az életem ha vele maradok... Erre fogtam és CSINÁLTAM egy MÉG SOKKAL DE SOKKAL UNALMASABB ÉLETET! Én cserbenhagytam az egyetlen embert, aki SENKIT sem hagyott cserben... Sőt... meghalt... az olyanokért mint én... és én cserébe ezért összetörtem a szivét... Megbízott bennem a mindenével ami csak ő volt... És tudod mi a legrosszabb? Hogy soha, senki nem hibáztatott... SENKI... senkinek sem fordult meg a fejében hogy én hagytam ott őt... nem fordítva... Most pedig itt vagyok a világ végén, és szörnyeket ölök, és végre megint a világért harcolhatok és végképp tudatosult bennem, hogy lehetett volna ez is az életem... Maradhattam volna Symonnal is... és akkor minden napom így telt volna... és a szivem mélyén MINDIG IS ERRE VÁGYTAM.

Edward: Igen, Eny hülye vagy..... Ha így érzel, miért nem neki mondod el? Ti emberek komolyan az agyamra mentek néha. Miért éri meg nektek mindig jobban a büszkeségetek és a haragotok, mint BESZÉLNI. Ennél egyszerűbb dolog nincs is a világon... Beszélj... ha mondani akarsz valamit.

Eny: Bocsáss meg nekem Edward. Azt hiszem pánik rohamom volt.

Edward: Az elmúlt 3 órát azzal töltöttük hogy túlvilági húsevő szörnyetegek ellen csatáztunk... és neked MOST van pánikrohamod... MOST... mert szembe néztél az érzelmeiddel... Tudod én egy másvilági élőholt sárkányember vagyok... de szerintem valami baromira nem stimmel veled...
|Eny: I’m an idiot... I’m just plain terrible at every single decision that can possibly be made. Just look back at my entire life for a moment. I left the only boy who loved me with all his heart for who I was... Not because I’m the world’s most influential doctor, or one of the strongest SeeDs... He loved me for me... and I left him without any kind of useful explanation... I did it because I was afraid my life would be too boring if I stayed with him. So, what did I do? I went and MADE a life that is WAY, WAY BOREMORER! I let down the only person who NEVER let anyone down... In fact... he died... for people like me... and in return, I broke his heart. He trusted me with everything he was... And do you know what the worst part is? No one ever blamed me. NO ONE... it never even crossed anyone’s mind that I was the one who left him... not the other way around. And now here I am at the end of the world, killing monsters, finally fighting for the world again, and it’s finally sunk in that this could have been my life all along... I could have stayed with Symon... and every day would have been like this... and in the depths of my heart, THIS is what I always wanted.

Edward: Yes, Eny, you are an idiot... If this is how you feel, why aren't you telling him? You humans seriously get on my nerves sometimes. Why is your pride and your anger always worth more to you than just TALKING? There is nothing simpler in this world... Speak... if you have something to say.

Eny: Forgive me, Edward. I think I was having a panic attack.

Edward: We just spent the last 3 hours battling otherworldly, flesh-eating monsters... and you’re having a panic attack NOW... NOW... because you faced your emotions... Look, I’m an undead dragon-man from another world... but I think there is something seriously wrong with you.
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|Nina: Két dolog amit mindig utáltam a divat és a szabályok. Egyik se nekem való.

Symon: Te olyan vagy mint én lány kiadásban.
|Nina: Two things I’ve always hated: fashion and rules. Neither of them is for me.

Symon: You’re like the girl version of me.

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|Nina: A lányok nálatok tényleg ennyire furák?

Symon: Hát igen... Bár ők téged tartanának furának.

Nina: Gyakorlatilag minden amit csinálnak kizárólag külsőség, ebben semmi logika nincsen. Egész életüket arra pazarolják hogy szépek legyenek, pedig a szépség amúgy is múlandó. Közben nem csinálnak semmit ami érdekessé tenné őket vagy jó társasággá.

Symon: Hát jobban összefoglaltad mint ahogy én elgondolkodtam rajta...

Nina: De ha nálatok a fiúkban és a lányokban nincs semmi közös, akkor ez nem azt feltételezi hogy nektek inkább el kell viselni a lányokat, mert ezt diktálja a biológia?

Symon: Szerinted miért utaztam el egy másik univerzumba hogy találjak egy lányt akivel szeretek lenni, nem pedig csak el kell viselnem?
|Nina: Are the girls where you’re from really that weird?

Symon: Well, yeah... Though they’d probably find you weird.

Nina: Practically everything they do is purely superficial; there’s no logic to it. They waste their entire lives trying to be beautiful, even though beauty is fleeting anyway. Meanwhile, they don’t do anything that would actually make them interesting or good company.

Symon: Well, you summed that up better than I ever even thought about it...

Nina: But if the boys and girls where you’re from have nothing in common, doesn't that imply you just have to tolerate them because biology dictates it?

Symon: Why do you think I traveled to another universe just to find a girl I actually enjoy being with, rather than one I just have to put up with?
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|Symon: Alábecsülted a "nagy tervet" Zoé. És most jön a büntetésed. Mindez amin mindannyian túl vagyunk. Az egész életünk, a sok öröm és fájdalom. Mind az út része, és a folyamaté, aminek a végén azzá váltunk akik vagyunk. Méltóvá önmagunkhoz. A történelmünk során, a SeeD baleset nem véletlen volt. Semmi sem volt véletlen. Az emberi lények túl gyengék és tökéletlenek, nem képesek viselni és használni Isteni hatalmat. Ezért kellett a SeeDeknek megszületnie. Hogy fejlődjünk, mint faj, és mint civilizáció. Mindezt csak így át lehetne ugrani, akkor mi értelme lenne az Omnissiának egyáltalán?

Zoé: Ez nem lehet igaz... Gabriel... rászedett engem...

Symon: Dehogy is szedett rá téged... Azért bízott meg benned már az elején, mivel tudta hogy te nem nyerhetsz, így ha az életére is törsz, úgy sem tudod élvezni a hatalmat. Mivel csak egy ember vagy.

Zoé: Csak egy ember? Van fogalmad róla min mentem keresztül amíg ide jutottam?

Symon: Igen. Viszont a fő motivációd az volt hogy Istenné válj, hogy ne csúnyulj meg... Atyaúristen, gondolkozzál már el ezen egy percre. Ezért az egy dologért képes voltál viszályba taszítani az univerzumot és megöletni Istent.

Zoé: Symon... Könyörgöm segíts rajtam... Szétesik a testem... Darabokra hullok!

Symon: Egyszer azt mondtad nekem hogy nagyszerű tanár lenne belőled. Igazad volt. Én sokat tanultam tőled az emberekről.

Zoé: Mit?

Symon: Azt hogy valakit nem lehet megmenteni...
|Symon: You underestimated the "Grand Plan," Zoé. And now comes your punishment. Everything we have all been through—our entire lives, the abundance of joy and pain—it was all part of the path. It was the process at the end of which we became who we are. Worthy of ourselves. Throughout our history, the SeeD accident was no fluke. Nothing was an accident. Human beings are too weak and imperfect; they are incapable of bearing and wielding Divine power. That is why the SeeDs had to be born. To evolve, as a species and as a civilization. If all of this could simply be bypassed, then what would be the point of the Omnissia at all?

Zoé: This can't be true... Gabriel... he tricked me...

Symon: He didn't trick you at all... He trusted you from the very beginning because he knew you couldn't win; even if you took his life, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the power anyway. Because you are only human.

Zoé: Only human? Do you have any idea what I went through to get here?

Symon: I do. However, your primary motivation was to become a God just so you wouldn’t lose your beauty... Good Lord, think about that for a moment. For that one thing, you were willing to plunge the universe into discord and have God killed.

Zoé: Symon... I’m begging you, help me... My body is falling apart... I’m crumbling to pieces!

Symon: You once told me that you would make a great teacher. You were right. I learned a lot from you about humans.

Zoé: What?

Symon: That some people simply cannot be saved.
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Simon fapped to this storyline for months. No doubt whatsoever.

=== Phase 4: Still Can't Fucking Let Go ===

10 years after the original incident Simon brown noses Pivi (the first ever and only good Hungarian RPG Maker creator) in a [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rpgmaker-legends/id1579272462 podcast] he dubs "RPG Maker [[Losers|Legends]]". Simon still uses the attention to rave about Grigor, who has then got married and built himself a life.

== Booted by Zrokky ==

[[At least a hundred]] years ago [[Zrokky]] and Simon had a fight over whose shitty games are better. Zrokky banned his ass, Simon made 2 games and a website called [http://gumydragon.atw.hu/ gumydragon]. The games are a [[unfunny|poor mockery of]] Dragon Blade ONline where Zrokky demands his fanbase to [[unoriginal|build statues of himself]]. The website calls Zrokky a [[homo]] and a [[virgin]] who builds robot girlfriends, which is funny considering how many failed relationships Simon cries about in his own games.

[[Some argue]] Simon attempted to [[kiss ass|brown nose]] Zrokky to gain relevance and couldn't handle the rejection. Indeed, [[butthurt|Zrokky's name appears on the hit list for "Symon soldier" in one of his games.]]

== Booted by Promatheus and Árgyus ==

=== Phase 1: Self-Insertion Gone Wild ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Drakkus.png|thumb|200px|How every Steel Widow game begins]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Sex.png|thumb|left|150px|Simon with someone else's girlfriend]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Oppenheimer.png|thumb|200px|Simon's nuclear [[USI]]]]

Simon was mooching off an actual [[autist]] called Promatheus. Promatheus was put into Simon's first commercial game Jerico Proxyma as his [[Bodybuilding|gym bro]] - again, Simon absolutely lacks creative output so when he's not copy pasting a [[Anime Archetypes|shounen plot]], he's fully copying irl. This time by [[Overpaint|drawing over photos]] of himself and others. Simon starts this game the only way he knows how: Promatheus is introduced as Drakkus, who's another bumbling idiot that sends the squad's single medic alone into a [[xenofags|xenomporphic]] cave. This serves as setup for Simon's newest self-insert's power trip. <s>Simon</s> Sigor saves the lost medic and cockslaps Drakkus for being a "[[subtext|mentally handicapped]]".

At the same time Árgyus aka Farkas aka Hyen aka [[OtterWhiskers|ED's former autist furfag janitor Linkermann]] was duped into writing him a custom battle system (something that everyfag in that community viewed as a status symbol thanks to [[Zrokky]]'s faggotry). Previously Simon'd [[endless loop|asked Árgyus for a birthday present in the form of an Omnissiah fan game and the same shared protagonist spot shenanigans ensued]], but that game had a custom battle system. Árgyus, notably [[gullible|being a retard with zero boundaries]], stuck along. Árgyus said he was working on the battle system when they invited him to Budapest for an irl meeting in Promatheus' apartment and [[confused|got lost on the way home]]. [[Some argue]] Simon channeled his irrational butthurt over Promatheus not escorting Árgyus home (as if he were a toddler) into this new game.

The game features a scene of Simon sleeping with someone else's girlfriend he drew over ([[lmao|player's choice!]]) while the character he used his actual girlfriend's photo for Cassiopeia is shown to ambiguously have been a final boss all along. We don't know because he was too lazy to finish the plot. Instead Sigor defeats [[One Piece|space pirate kings]] and gets called reaper king, ruler of the fucking universe, which is not at all the same as becoming a god. The game ends at this point with Simon quoting Oppenheimer like a faggot.

Árgyus' battle system was discarded because it took too long and proved too complicated for Simon, so a dumbed down version was made. Árgyus doesn't get credited because fuck him anyway.

=== Phase 2: Dance with Nazi's ===

With the number of people remaining who give a fuck about him converging to 0, Simon attempts to befriend one of Promatheus' non-autist circles, a [[rock|rocker group]]. Shit hits the fan when Simon gets drunk and randomly starts calling people faggots and flirts with high school girls - new characters for his games? The group's leader Zerolem tells him to calm the fuck down. This upsets Simon so much that he plots to keep Promatheus for himself by lying to him that the group doesn't want to be friends anymore. Simultaneously, he passes off Promatheus behind his back as a bumbling idiot to Zerolem. This gets found out when Simon successfully convinces Promatheus to leave the group's [[facebook]] chat and Zerolem messages Promatheus. They see that Simon's deleted his messages to Zerolem that mock Promatheus. When questioned, Simon [[victim complex|cries bloody murder]] and [[crybully|paints the group as neo nazis]] because some idiot once brought a [[gun|firearm]] and got kicked from the group for it. Their mutual friends are now afraid to ever invite Promatheus because he's just a bumbling idiot who'd cluelessly blurt out the place to the far right group and endanger them.

Promatheus' response? [[IDGAF|He doesn't give a fuck about Simon anymore either.]]

=== Phase 3: LOL Fail ===

Árgyus returns to get exploited again with the English translation of Jerico Proxyma. He promptly learns about Promatheus' story and opts to rape Simon in the ass with an exposed video [[for the lulz]]. The video [[detective|destroys Simon with every bread crumb he left in his games and public posts]], autistically assembled together.

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This triggers a complete meltdown in Simon and he responds in his usual way: by linking [[OtterWhiskers|Árgyus' ED article]] and baselessly accusing him of being a [[pedophile]]. Expecting to have destroyed Árgyus' reputation, the faggot fails to understand the universal truth that [[ED is not your personal army]]. The attempt is seen as a desperate [[Epic Toilet Story|deep dive into sludge]] by the Hungarian RPG Maker [[discord]] server, ending the drama on a meme.

'''Simon's first response'''

{{quote3|Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?

Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:

- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.

- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.

- Seek medical help.

- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.

- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].
|}}

'''Simon's second response'''

{{quote3|Dear Kormos Sándorka,

Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?

Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:

- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.

- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.

- Seek medical help.

- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.

- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].

'''In light of all this, I would like to express my concern regarding the fact that you work with children in a primary school.'''

edramatica. com / OtterWhiskers
|}}

Defo butthurt.

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'''Log: discord ripping Simon a new one'''
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[18:40]Készítő: Valaki nagyon butthurt, hogy az angol kifejezést használjam (ő is ezt tette):

[18:40]Készítő:
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[18:41]GreenCat: dikk

[18:41]GreenCat: ez hova ment? xd

[18:42]Készítő: Flaggelte a YouTube, sz'al nem látszik alapból. xddd
Az összes létező, természetes emberi nyelvben nincs olyan kifejezés, ami erre a reakcióra illene. A "szánalmas" még csak kapargatja a felszínt.

[18:42]Készítő: Amúgy előre látható volt... :/

[18:43]GreenCat: ha annyira nem érdekli, akkor minek kattintott rá rögtön megjelenése után xD

[18:44]Készítő: Jó kérdés, GreenCat, jó kérdés. xDD

[18:45]GreenCat: amúgy nekem az volt a legnagyobb bajom az egésszel, hogy ez a sok bevágott kép, meg a szétfolyt pixelek kiégették a szememet

[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Bírom, hogy már a 2. sorban előjön a saját magára ejakulálás, hogy "csakmiattamérdekelmindenkitikszdé"

[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Egy rohadt percre nem bír leállni az önmagára recskázással

[19:12]GreenCat: úgy látom hosszú lesz ez a három óra 😄

[19:14]GreenCat: amúgy errol a wikis részről lemaradtam xD

[19:20]Hyen: Ja, a történet sok részletét csak én láttam, elvégre én voltam olyan pozícióban, hogy egy pozitív alaknak lássam a gábort a sok zrokky általi abúzus és meghiúsult csapatkeresés után. Ő tűnt az egyedüli normálisnak, akivel végre lehetett maker-ezni a sok "háborúzó" mellett. Akkoriban Grigor is bomlasztónak tűnt, de ő volt az áldozat a történetben. Én meg tudatlanul részt vettem egy ex-barátnő lejárató, Grigort sokadszorra megölető bosszúhadjáratban, amit játéknak álcáztak. 🚮

[19:21]Panni: Am Simonka örülhetne, hogy csak a makerben tett dolgok lettek megemlítve, az nem, mit csinált az életbe

[19:23]GreenCat: Grigor már akkor is sokkal normálisabb meg érettebb volt.

[19:59]GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy Argent le se szarta őt se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd

[20:01]Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".

[20:03]Panni: Még a családja is, ami +20 pont a gyökérség statra

[20:04]GreenCat: azt nem tudom

[20:05]Panni: Szerintem elég ha én meg az tudja, aki mondta nekem

[20:06]GreenCat: akkor mért mondtad el? 😄

[20:06]Dév [SWGH], : Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon. Azok írják szerintem a pozitív reviewokat a játékaira steamen.

[22:40]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Sziasztok!

Bár ezen a szerveren többnyire, mint csak megfigyelő vagyok jelen – bár terveztem aktivitást is mutatni, főleg "segítségkérésmakerhez" témában. Most végeztem kb. az SW videóval, gondoltam én is hozzátennék így párat. Eredetileg a videóhoz írtam volna eme kommentárt, de aztán a videó főszereplője már odadobta a saját "förmedvényét" (mert azt kommentnek nem tudnám nevezni), aztán inkább nem generálom ott a szarcunamit. Két dolog: egyrészről, több részben felbontom a kommentet, mert nagyon sokminden jutott eszembe a videó nézése közben, másrészről pedig előfordulhatnak helyesírási hibák, mert telefonon írok, ahhoz meg igen batár ujjaim vannak 😄

[22:48]Bakemono: Üdv

[22:48]Bakemono: Ide írhatod nyugodtan, itt nincs jelen a simongábor fanklub

[22:51]Hyen: Egyébként mit számít, hogy jelen van-e vagy sem?

[22:53]Bakemono: Itt nem kell attól tartani hogy leírod a véleményed aztán jól bekerülsz egy játékba

[23:05]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen és @Készítő révén hallottam először a Steel Widowról, akkoriban, mikor volt az említett csetepaté, akkoriban messze nem voltam úgy tisztában magyar Makeres jáékokkal, egy-kettöt ismertem/játszottam és kb. ennyi. Nem ismerem Simon Gábort (vagy Symon Gloriant, lassan nem tudom melyik a jó :D), viszont az érezhető a videó alapján, hogy olyan sérelmek érték őt akár így az SW-vel, akár a magánéletében és ami alapján erőteljesen kirajzolódik egy olyan egocentrikus figura képe, aki a való életben ért sérelmeket feldolgozás helyett inkább beépíti a játékába és azon keresztül próbál "revansot" venni. Ez az "ő, mint a tragikus hős, aki mindig magára marad" karakter nekem elég furán veszi ki magát, pluszban ha odaveszem azt is, ahogy bizonyos narratívákat kicsavarva harcolt mások ellen többedmagával (RM Revolution), miközben a játékai jelentős részének minősége hagy némi kívánnivalót maguk után.

[23:15]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem az ilyen dolgokat nem tudom hova tenni, sőt, szerintem ez a fajta "orvoslás" mérgező és csak kárt okoz magának. Így, mindezek tükrében világosságot számomra nyert a Steel Widow-verzum Glorianestöl, mindenestől. A tagról nagyon lerí, hogy azért szeret konfliktisokat generálni abból, ha kap egy értelmes kritikát, észrevételt a játékával kapcsolatban ahelyett, hogy hogy átgondolta, megfontolta volna az érdemi észrevételeket, kifogásolnivalókat. Értem én, hogy a saját müvét a Heroes III-hoz hasonlítja, de elég messze állt attól.

[23:16]Hyen:
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[23:17]Készítő: ... Ez nagyon betalált neki. Mondom: a valóság/tények nagyon fáj(nak) az egójának.

[23:18]Hyen: Máté története után ezért tiltottam azonnal a facebook ismerőseim közül.

[23:20]Panni: Ez a gyökérkefe komolyan elküldte mégegyszer?

[23:21]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ilyen szempontból számomra teljesen új értelmet nyert a VVH is, ami inkább Simon Gábor sértettsegéről szólt, mintsem Symon Glorian hőseposzáról, ami igencsak beármyékolja a játékok megítelését. Abszolút érzem nála az identitásválságot, s inkább tűnik egy nagyranőtt gyermek toporzékolásának a homokozóban, mintsem egy amatőr, fejlődni vágyó játékfejlesztőnek. Róla így nemegy ismerősöm jutott eszembe (wannabe profi sportemberek, politikusok), akiknek ha az egópajzs komoly sérülést szenved, azonnal kompenzálni akarnak.

[23:22]Készítő: És mivel ráéreztem, hogy val'szeg én jönnék a sorban (és Hyen is megmutatta nekem amit Máté írt -- elolvastam, végig -- plusz a Hyen - Symon beszélgetésekről is láttam screenshotokat), ezért úgy határoztam, követem Hyen barátom példáját és egy nyikk nélkül tiltottam a francba az ürgét.

[23:24]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem SG valahol félúton már Reactori magasságokban van (Heavy Troopers és Tristania nélkül), márcsak az hiányzik, hogy több profilt hozzon létre magának más-más neveken azzal a céllal, hogy agyondícsérje magát.

[23:25]Készítő: Pl. a "NoRefridgerator420" accountja a Redditen?

[23:25]Panni: KÖHÖG KÖHÖG Paracom steam KÖHÖG KÖHÖG

[23:27]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen abszolút jó volt hallani, ahogy szép lassan leszámoltál ezzel az időszakoddal, s hogy tovább tudtál ezen lépni, de azt elismerem, baromi jó ötlet volt a NES-es Captsmain America bossmechanikáját átrakni a Piknik 3-ba. A harcrendszerről nem is beszélve.

[23:28]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: A kommentjét annyival reagálnám le, hogy látszik nem a valósagban él Symon, mert akkor tudná, hogy amit odahányt a videó alá, az már igen súlyos rágalmak..

[23:29]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Akkor nem szóltam, akkor ő full Reactor 2.0

[23:30]Készítő: Arról nem is beszélve, hogy Facebook csoportban a JericoProxima és ParaCom is tuti hogy az övéi. Semmi eredetiség nincs ebben a hapsiban, komolyan mondom.

[23:30]Panni: Mondtam is privibe Hyennek, hogy fel is jelentheti ezért

[23:31]Hyen: A Soul Cube csatornán is ő Soul, ezt az Omnissiah-ban úgy-ahogy be is ismeri.

[23:31]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Bár mondjuk ezt a testlekaszabolós battkesystemről egy az egyben a Fear & Hunger jutott eszembe

[23:32]Készítő: És legalább öt self-insertet számoltam össze, amit saját magáról mintázott.

[23:33]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Afelett is most így elsiklottam, pedig a videó nézésekor megjegyeztem a végen, hogy micsoda önfelszopást csinált

[23:33]Készítő: A hang és a beszéd stílusa is egyezik.

[23:33]Hyen: "beköcsögültek"

[23:34]Készítő: fordítok: kinyílt a szemük és leléceltek.

[23:34]Hyen: Úgy éreztem, hogy illett. Habár a játék, amihez írtam, teljesen másról szólt, mint eleinte hittem. Ezért abba mégsem illik. A harcrendszer az én érdemem, a többi kuka.

[23:34]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Jogos is lenne

[23:35]Panni: na, én is letiltottam facebookon Simonkát, mielőtt engem is berántana valami nem létező hülyeség miatt

[23:35]Panni: bár a Hisztis Mircil jobban illene rá

[23:36]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Pedig, ha arra a harcrendszerre építette volna fel a játékot, miután így látta, akár valami jót is ki lehetett volna hozni

[23:37]Hyen: Én egyáltalán nem tudok szimpátiát érezni iránti a privát beszélgetés után, amit Máté mutatott nekem. Az alapján ő aktívan kavarja a szart. A videósorozatom kapcsán is érzékeltem, hogy valaki a háttérből nagyon erősen próbálja elhitetni, hogy a kritikáim alázások. Egyik barátja be is szólt nekem a ruby dragon elemzések kapcsán. (Azok mondjuk lehet, hogy tényleg erősek voltak. Ehhez a videóhoz külön utánanéztem, hogyan lehet egy ilyen súlyos témát nem személyeskedve tálalni.) És más apró jeleket is láttam.

[23:38]Panni: Felhasználók?

[23:40]Hyen: Én ezeket a hozzá köthető profilokat tiltottam. És biztos van még más.
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[23:41]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Én sem tudok. Aki ilyen szintig elmegy, hogy valaki pedófíliával vádolja azt, aki kifejezte a véleményét a munkásságáról, azzal nem is lehet. Magát ezt a rágalmat eleve nagyon súlyosnak találom, mert sokan lövöldöznek vaktában rágalmazásokkal, vádolgatásokkal. Egy évet lehúztam családsegítőként, nemegy ilyennel találkoztam.

[23:42]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ezutóbbit csak mellékesben.

[23:58]Panni: milyen linket?

[23:59]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : A komment utolsó soràban, amiről a screenshot ment

[00:00]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : Ne nèzd meg

[00:00]Bakemono: Panni ne! Nem akarod tudni!

[00:00]Castiel: Ez most nekem nagyon így hogy lemaradtam mindenről is.

[00:02]Hyen: Nem maradtál le. Nincs miről igazából. Csak mintázatokról beszélünk.

[00:04]Panni: jaaaa, akkor nem nézem meg!! D8 😱

[00:04]Hyen: Felnőtt tartalmat tartalmaz az az oldal.

[00:04]Panni: azt sejtettem. azt nem is szabadna YT-n reklámozni

[00:08]Készítő: @Panni Az Encyclopedia Dramatica (röviden ED)... nos, egy "troll enciklopédia". Ami rohadtul se nem PC, se nem... illemtudó, maradjunk ennyiben. És igen. Van benne felnőtt tartalom. DÖGIVEL. Úúgyhogy, inkább ne.

[00:09]Castiel: Most hogy elolvastam mindent ideje elszívnom a nap első cigijét szerintem, vagy első párat így egyhuzamban?

[00:09]Bakemono: Kétféle mékeres társaság létezik. Az egyikben mintázatokról beszélnek. A másikban "Hyen faszáról".

[00:10]Bakemono: Fú, jó, megyek. Nem kell kikísérni
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[18:40] Készítő: Someone is very "butthurt," to use the English expression (which he did too):
[Image]

[18:41] GreenCat: Damn.

[18:41] GreenCat: Where was this posted? xd

[18:42] Készítő: YouTube flagged it, so it’s hidden by default. xddd There isn’t an expression in any existing natural human language that fits this reaction. "Pathetic" only scratches the surface.

[18:42] Készítő: Anyway, it was predictable... :/

[18:43] GreenCat: If he doesn't care so much, why did he click it immediately after it was released? xD

[18:44] Készítő: Good question, GreenCat, good question. xDD

[18:45] GreenCat: Honestly, my biggest problem with the whole thing was that all those inserted images and blurry pixels burned my eyes out.

[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: I love how by the second line, he’s already "ejaculating" over himself, like: "everyone-only-cares-because-of-me-xd."

[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: He can’t stop jerking himself off for a damn minute.

[19:12] GreenCat: I see these three hours are going to be long. 😄

[19:14] GreenCat: Anyway, I missed that Wiki part. xD

[19:20] Hyen: Yeah, many details of the story were only seen by me; after all, I was in a position to see Gábor as a positive figure after all the abuse by Zrokky and the failed team-seeking. He seemed like the only normal person you could actually "make" [develop games] with among all the "warring" parties. Back then, Grigor also seemed disruptive, but he was the victim in the story. And I unknowingly took part in an ex-girlfriend smearing and a Grigor killing for the umpteenth time campaign.

[19:21] Panni: Honestly, Simonka [little Simon] should be happy that only the things he did in the "Maker" were mentioned, not what he’s done in real life.

[19:23] GreenCat: Grigor was already much more normal and mature back then.

[19:59] GreenCat: Basically, his problem was that everyone is a "cocksucker" except him. (Plus, the fact that Argent didn't give a shit about him most of the time, and his fragile soul couldn't stomach that.) xd

[20:01] Hyen: I’ll just quote this: "dampening tower."

[20:03] Panni: Even his family [is smeared], which is +20 points to his "jerk" stat.

[20:04] GreenCat: I didn't know that.

[20:05] Panni: I think it’s enough if I know it and the person who told me knows it.

[20:06] GreenCat: Then why did you mention it? 😄

[20:06] Dév [SWGH]: Doesn’t he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is created. I think those are the ones writing the positive Steam reviews for his games.

[22:40] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Hi everyone!
Although I'm mostly just an observer on this server—though I planned to be active, mainly regarding "help with Maker" topics—I just finished the SW [Steel Widow] video and thought I’d add a few thoughts. Originally, I would have written this as a comment on the video, but since the protagonist of the video already threw his own "abomination" there (I wouldn't even call it a comment), I'd rather not generate a "shit-tsunami" there. Two things: first, I’ll break this into parts because many things came to mind while watching; second, there might be typos since I’m writing on a phone and I have massive fingers. 😄

[22:48] Bakemono: Welcome.

[22:48] Bakemono: You can write it here, the Simon Gábor fan club isn't present.

[22:51] Hyen: Does it even matter if he’s present or not?

[22:53] Bakemono: Here, you don’t have to worry about writing your opinion and then ending up as a character in one of his games.

[23:05] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I first heard about Steel Widow through @Hyen and @Készítő around the time of the mentioned spat. Back then, I wasn't nearly as familiar with Hungarian Maker games; I knew/played one or two, and that was it. I don't know Simon Gábor (or Symon Glorian, I’m losing track of which name is the right one :D), but based on the video, it's clear he’s suffered grievances either through SW or in his private life. From this, a picture emerges of an egocentric figure who, instead of processing real-life hurts, builds them into his game to take "revenge." This "tragic hero who is always left alone" persona feels very weird to me, especially considering how he twisted certain narratives to fight others alongside his group (RM Revolution), while the quality of most of his games leaves much to be desired.

[23:15] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I don’t know what to do with these things; in fact, I think this kind of "remedy" is toxic and only causes him harm. In light of all this, the Steel Widow-verse, Glorian and all, has become clear to me. It's very obvious the guy likes to generate conflict whenever he receives sensible criticism or observations about his game, instead of reflecting on valid points. I get that he compares his work to Heroes III, but it was quite far from it.

[23:16] Hyen: [Image]

[23:17] Készítő: ... That really hit home for him. Like I said: reality/facts really hurt his ego.

[23:18] Hyen: After Máté’s story, that’s why I blocked him on Facebook immediately.

[23:20] Panni: Did this "jerk-brush" seriously send it again?

[23:21] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: From this perspective, VVH has taken on a whole new meaning for me; it was more about Simon Gábor's hurt feelings than Symon Glorian's heroic epic, which really clouds the perception of the games. I absolutely sense an identity crisis with him; he seems more like an overgrown child throwing a tantrum in a sandbox than an amateur developer wanting to improve. He reminds me of certain people I know (wannabe pro athletes, politicians) who immediately try to compensate whenever their "ego-shield" takes serious damage.

[23:22] Készítő: And since I sensed I was probably next in line (and Hyen showed me what Máté wrote—I read the whole thing—plus I saw screenshots of the Hyen-Symon conversations), I decided to follow my friend Hyen's example and blocked the guy without a single word.

[23:24] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: To me, SG is halfway to "Reactor" levels [another infamous community member] (minus Heavy Troopers and Tristania). All that's missing is for him to create multiple profiles under different names just to praise himself.

[23:25] Készítő: Like his "NoRefrigerator420" account on Reddit?

[23:25] Panni: COUGH COUGH Paracom Steam COUGH COUGH

[23:27] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen, it was absolutely good to hear how you slowly settled this period of your life and moved on. But I must admit, it was a brilliant idea to port the NES Captain America boss mechanics into Piknik 3. Not to mention the battle system.

[23:28] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: My only reaction to his comment is that Symon clearly doesn't live in reality, because if he did, he’d know that the crap he vomited under the video constitutes serious libel...

[23:29] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Never mind then, he’s full Reactor 2.0.

[23:30] Készítő: Not to mention that JericoProxima and ParaCom in the Facebook group are definitely him too. There’s zero originality in this guy, seriously.

[23:30] Panni: I told Hyen in private that he could even report him to the police for this.

[23:31] Hyen: He’s also "Soul" on the Soul Cube channel; he more or less admits this in Omnissiah.

[23:31] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Although, I have to say, that limb-hacking battle system reminded me exactly of Fear & Hunger.

[23:32] Készítő: And I counted at least five "self-inserts" he modeled after himself.

[23:33] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I overlooked that just now, though I noted at the end of the video what a massive "self-suck" he was doing.

[23:33] Készítő: Even the voice and speaking style match.

[23:33] Hyen: "They fagged out".

[23:34] Készítő: Translation: Their eyes were opened and they got the hell out.

[23:34] Hyen: I felt it was appropriate. Although the game I wrote it for was about something completely different than I originally thought. So it doesn’t fit after all. The battle system is my credit; the rest is trash.

[23:34] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: It would be justified [to report him].

[23:35] Panni: Well, I’ve blocked Simonka on Facebook too, before he drags me into some non-existent nonsense.

[23:35] Panni: Though "Whiny Mircil" would suit him better.

[23:36] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Still, if he had built the game around that battle system after seeing it, something good could have come of it.

[23:37] Hyen: I can't feel any sympathy for him after the private conversation Máté showed me. Based on that, he is actively stirring the shit. Regarding my video series, I also sensed someone in the background trying very hard to make people believe my criticisms were "humiliation." One of his friends even snapped at me regarding the Ruby Dragon reviews. (Those might have actually been harsh, I'll admit. For this video, I specifically researched how to present such a heavy topic without making it personal.) And I saw other small signs too.

[23:38] Panni: Users?

[23:40] Hyen: I blocked these profiles linked to him. And I’m sure there are more.
[Image]

[23:41] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I can't [feel sympathy] either. You can't with someone who goes as far as accusing someone of pedophilia just because they expressed an opinion on his work. I find that slander extremely serious; too many people fire off accusations like that blindly. I spent a year as a family service worker; I’ve seen plenty of this.

[23:42] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Just mentioning that as a side note.

[23:58] Panni: What link?

[23:59] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: In the last line of the comment the screenshot was about.

[00:00] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: Don't look at it.

[00:00] Bakemono: Panni, don't! You don't want to know!

[00:00] Castiel: I feel like I’ve missed everything now.

[00:02] Hyen: You didn't miss anything. There’s nothing to miss, really. We’re just talking about patterns.

[00:04] Panni: Ohhh, then I won't look!! D8 😱

[00:04] Hyen: That site contains adult content.

[00:04] Panni: I figured. That shouldn't even be allowed to be advertised on YT.

[00:08] Készítő: @Panni, Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short)... well, it’s a "troll encyclopedia." It is definitely not PC, nor is it... polite, let's put it that way. And yes, it has adult content. LOADS of it. So, better not.

[00:09] Castiel: Now that I've read everything, I think it's time for my first cigarette of the day—or maybe the first few in a row?

[00:09] Bakemono: There are two kinds of "Maker" groups. In one, they talk about "patterns." In the other, they talk about "Hyen’s dick."

[00:10] Bakemono: Wow, okay, I’m leaving. No need to show me out.
}}

== List of Stolen Stuff ==

Being a talentless hack with no imagination, Simon steals a shitload of ideas from other media to repurpose for his own ego. The list is incomplete and that's for the better.

* [[Warhammer 40k]]
* [[Final Fantasy VIII]]
* [[Mass Effect]]
* Metal Gear Solid
* [[Dragon Ball]]
* SCP
* Heroes of Might and Magic III
* Quake
* Command & Conquer
* Warcraft
* Starcraft
* [[Star Wars]]
* Duke Nukem
* System Shock
* Doom 3
* [[Game of Thrones]]
* Neon Genesis Evangelion
* [[Pokemon]]
* [[Digimon]]

== See Also ==

* [[Epic Toilet Story]]
* [[Zrokky]]
* [[RPG Maker]]
* [[E-Begging]]
* [[Crybully]]
* [[Self-insert]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]

== External Links ==

* [https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45026302 '''Steam''']
* {{Reddit|Paracom|Paracom Reddit}}

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OtterWhiskers

2026-03-17T06:25:22Z

SymonGlorian: /* See also */

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[[File:OtterWhiskers IRL.jpg|thumb|200px|What the faggot looks like [[IRL]]]]

'''OtterWhiskers''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kormos Sándor''', also known as '''Farkas Ürdüng''', '''Linkermann''' and '''Chimuni''') was a [[Hungary|Hungarian]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] [[sysop]], [[furfag]] and [[bureaucratic fuck]] with a belly fetish who was obsessed with otters, roleplaying, and [[Stalker|stalking]] people.

OtterWhiskers first joined EDF under the name WolfSinister. He was, of course, a huge faggot, and was very quickly [[banned]]. However, he would later rejoin under "Linkermann", and was able to, mostly, behave himself. That was until he revealed a bunch of sockpuppet accounts that he used on the forum. He also was a stalker who was obsessed with doxxing [[User:uberfukken|uberfukken]], just like [[Schnookums|his OTI boyfriend]]. Linkermann and Schnookums were, in fact, big OTI friends, and would often roleplay in the EDF Shoutbox. In fact, a phrase Schnookums said while he was roleplaying with Link, '''*rubs belly*''', became a meme on [[EDF2]].

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==EDF6==
[[File:otter cries to malhub admin.jpg|thumb|One of his many DMCA requests]]
When EDF was revived as "Malhub", Linkermann decided to sign up under the name Chimuni. However, he couldn't help revealing who he really was. Eventually, the rest of the forum posted his sick chat logs and his nudes; and, after sending numerous [[DMCA]] requests to admins of the forum; was eventually told to fuck off.

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:LinkyOtterDrink.png|OtterWhiskers' fursona
File:OTTER JEW NUDES.bmp|Link's nudes
File:Wil no RP link mad.bmp|OtterWhiskers trying to roleplay with one of ED's admins
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Faggot of the Year]] - Nominated for FOTY twice.
*[[Furfag]]
*[[EDF2]] - where he got his start
*[[EDF6]] - where he was kicked off
*[[Hungary]] - where he lives
*[[Schnookums]] - his internet BF
*[[Steel Widow Klan]] - his lame friend
*[[Ruby Dragon Entertainment]] - his childhood bully

==External links==
*{{EDF|member|linkermann.7|Linkermann}} - His [[EDF6]] account. Formerly "Chimuni".
*{{EDF|thread|otterwhiskers-a-k-a-linkermann.1652|otterwhiskers a.k.a. linkermann}} - EDF thread
*{{steamid|farkasurdung}} - His [[Steam]] profile. Curently private.

===Forum threads===
*[https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?threads/eye-strain.42457/ Linkermann calling for help on the RPG Maker Web forums]
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/yellowbird-pastorofmuppets-sock-definite-proof.32307/|20190604151413|title=Yellowbird <nowiki>=</nowiki> PastorofMuppets sock - definitive proof}} - [[EDF2]] thread where he gets busted for giving [[Bureaucrat|'crat]] to nobodies {{archive|vY5Zb|(alternate archive)}}

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RPG Maker

2026-03-17T06:23:46Z

SymonGlorian: /* See also */

A program made for wishful thinking nerds who have dreams of getting into the video game industry, RPG Maker is a dysfunctional, over-milked tool by Enterbrain to jew its retarded [[you|fanboys]] for more and more money every year. Approximately 99.998[[%]] of the so called "games" created by RPG Maker are half-finished, their plot is just a carbon copy of Final Fantasy III and almost all used sprites stolen from [[Final Fantasy VI]] until they came up with over-priced MSPaint-quality shit labeled "resource packs" - you'd actually be surprised.

==The RPG Makers==

[[Image:RPG95.png|thumb|left|Don Miguel's game]]
[[Image:mapexample.png|thumb|Amazing State-of-the-Art Graphics!]]
===95===

It was originally released in [[Japan]] as "RPG Tsukuru 95". Some [[wapanese]] dork by the name of [[russian|Don Miguel]] found and translated it into English along with its successor, RPG Tsukuru 2000. Once this happened, everyone who thought they could make a game pretended to. The games were then all erased by the amazing magic of [[Windows]]. Since it was a piece of shit people soon abandoned it and switched to RPG Maker 2000.

[[Image:RPG2K1.png|thumb|left|A [[typical]] game.]]
[[Image:RPG2K31.PNG|thumb|Another [[typical]] game.]]
===2000/2003===

Nobody gives half a shit about RPG Maker 2000 or its nigger half-brother, 2003, and nobody should. [[Last Thursday]] nostalgia fags [[whore|Archeia]] and [[hacker|Cherry]] thought it'd be a great idea to petition [[jews|Enterbrain]] to get approval to officially release it under their name for [[e-fame]]. Of course, this turned out to be a plot by the two to rip-off other nostalgia fags stupid enough to spend money on this shit. Further details on the scam can be found below.

[[Image:RPGXP1.jpg|thumb|left|Amazing graphical improvement.]]
===XP===

Apparently, the people at Enterbrain have absolutely no idea that XP is an [[emoticon]], and so they decided to name their next RPG Maker XP. This introduced the concept of "coding", where you could actually edit some parts of the source code of the program, while removing some other useful features the [[YOU|average user]] would never know to use anyway. This was a huge revelation to the RPG Maker community. Suddenly, everybody could actually make the [[Legend of Zelda|LoZ]]-[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Secrets of Mana]]-[[Final Fantasy]] [[crossover]] game they'd always wanted, if they bothered to learn to code. But wait a second, if you've got to learn to program to do it, why waste you're money on an RPG Maker? Why not learn to program, and make your game from scratch?

[[Image:RPGVX1.jpg|thumb|left|What topnotch programming skills enable.]]
===VX===

More of the same. Released on July 2010, this is probably best RPG Maker available. A wide variety of scripts also exist, because generous coders with [[basement dweller|no lives]] have sprung up to capitalize on the massive amount of n00bs willing to give blowjobs for scripts like flies capitalizing on an infinite well of [[shit]]. This time the graphics had to suffer. The basic tile set was limited in amount and size, the character sets became 1 tile tall, drastically converting the maker back to its '95 version.

After 3 years they finally stopped jerking off and released an updated version called ACE, which they should have released in the first place btw. It finally became a lot [[THE_BEST|better]] than its shitty predecessors. Yes, with the added character base you could make your own Suikoden.

Some half-decent games have been made with this, but they will always and forever be drowned out in a constant outpouring of half-finished horrifyingly badly done Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts/some other shitty [[azn]] game remakes that aren't worth their weight in [[cunt]]. Make sure to troll on their forums about how you think you're gonna make a fan game better than their own games.

<br/><center><big>'''On kickstarter'''</big></center><br><center><youtube>vOzhAERyqrQ</youtube></center><br/>



===MV===

Ah, the newest RPG Maker arrived this October. Fanboys all over the world jizzed in their pants since they could make games for iOS, Android and Mac now. Yay, this is everyone's dream come true!!!!11111111one

In reality, the program is a total piece of shit. The database is filled with placeholder text and you need to download it from their website, the game itself is an HTML file which stores saves in cookies and the player included is just a browser. Despite the advertisement, the multi-platform port isn't fully built in, you need to use third party software, and [[lol|there's an actual tutorial for that included in the help file which isn't even correct!!]] Wow. Aren't you a total fucking idiot for spending $80 on the pre-order!

===MZ===

Same old shit. Just a upgrade that [[shit_nobody_cares_about]].

===Other Makers===

[[At least 100|A few years ago,]] a version of RPG Maker was released on the [[Playstation]]; the entire gameplay consisted of the thrill of making an RPG that only you can play! Also, if you wanted to share/sell it with your friends you needed to obey the legal disclaimer, which stated that you had to pixel draw every bit of the RPG in order to do so. Until [[Virginia Tech massacre|recently]], this caused more deaths than Korean [[world of warcraft|WOW]] gamers.

*Enterbrain also produced some RPG Maker games for the PS2 - don't buy these, no matter what you do, ever. Doing so is a sign of severe [[retard|mongoloidism]].
*Enterbrain also produced a fighting game maker. [[MUGEN]] is better. Yes, you read that correctly. MUGEN is actually better than something.
*Enterbrain also produced something called "Indy Game Maker". It is exactly as shitty as it sounds. Game Maker is better.
See a pattern here?

==Legit 2003==
Over a decade after the release of 2003, scam artist Archeia Nessaja wanted to cash in on [[retarded|unsuspecting]] fans and petitioned Enterbrain to officially translate 2003 and re-release it under her name. Since a mere translation wouldn't be enough to call it a real product, she asked self-titled [[1337]] [[haxor]] Cherry for help.
{{quote|since I am probably one of the foremost experts at hacking the RPG Maker 2000/2003 series|Cherry displaying [[USI]]|}}
Why a hacker, you ask? Well guess what! Enterbrain did not give them the source code (which was made known conveniently half a year after release [https://myboxeduniverse.wordpress.com/features/archeia-cherry-interview/ here]). So Archeia and this clown sat down and planned out their little scam. Cherry was to hack and add his and [[theft|other hackers']] modifications — for money this time, while Archeia "translated" (copied the strings from VX) and fucked up the windows. [[bullshit|All this for the sake of the fans.]]

Since not everyone is a retard, it was quickly pointed out Cherry can't hack for shit. Some of the more skeptic opinions were crushed by Archeia's bitch fit.



==ED RPG==
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==See also==
[[File:Rpgmakerswasika.png|thumb|right|HEIL HITLER]]

* [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] - Most famous game made on RPG Maker.
* [[Heino Hijinks]]
* [[The Empire of Arkantos]]
* [[Ruby Dragon Entertainment]]
* [[Steel Widow Klan]]
* [[Yume Nikki]]

==External links==

*[http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/products/rpg-maker-vx-ace RPG maker VX Ace] They also created resource packs so they can [[jew]] you.
*[http://www.charas-project.com/ Charas Project] Run by some German or Russian faggot named Alex (who surprisingly is the name of that gay sprite hero), who once hated everyone for using other RPG Makers because they were [[illegal]], but changed his mind. You can even create your own [[lazy|generated heroes]]. The forums are the worst due to the lack of intelligent people. It's mostly overrun by wannabe game developers who are mostly [[13 year old boys]] that make [[cliche]] plot games and [[fanboy]] games.
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/free-rpg-makers.13730/ Look at this...] These idiots on [[EDF2]] are trying to make a game. Doomed to fail obviously.
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Ruby Dragon Entertainment

2026-03-17T06:23:01Z

SymonGlorian: /* Stalker */

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'''[[EDiots]] have translated this article''' <br> '''into the following obscure language:'''
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'''Ruby Dragon Entertainment''' is a Hungarian video game community operated by a lolcow who goes by the name Zrokky ([[Powerword]]: Csaba Zorn).
Specializing in subpar RPG Maker 2000 titles, Zrokky has been relentlessly trolled for years and his obnoxious personality has helped keep RPG enthusiasts in a perpetual state of disgust.

==The Games==

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===Dragon Blade 1===

[[File:DB1 Cap 1.png|thumb|right|200px|State of the art graphics engine.]]
[[File:DB1 Cap 2.png|thumb|right|200px|The slime is always watching.]]

{| class="wikitable"
|+Characters
|-
!Name
!Description
|-
|Vivienne
|Tomboy soldier magic princess, to appease the [[neckbeard|neckbeards]].
|-
|Otaru
|Double-sworder assigned to kill Vivienne, but falls in love instead. Special abilities include a combo system stolen from [[Final_Fantasy_6#Sabin|FF6]].
|-
|Zordiek
|Professional cow merchant assigned to kill both Vivienne and Otaru. His secret power is [[fail|losing EXP]].
|-
|Curtis
|Token thief who also happens to play baseball. Like all thieves, he [[wat|uses an axe and white magic]].
|-
|Darkrain
|[[fire|Pyromaniac]] under the control of Zordiek the cow merchant.
|-
|Nigger
|As expected, [[Nigger]] kidnaps Vivienne for [[rape]], fulfilling the necessary quota of nigger-rape.
|-
|Rageoon (Mark Volfield)
|Final boss. Stalks Vivienne in the forest at night and molests her to acquire crystals. Comes from another world and controls an army of minions dedicated to molesting Vivienne further. [[Asianface|Impossible]] to defeat.
|-
|Max
|The ruby dragon. Serves no purpose.
|}

[[File:DB1 Cap 3.png|thumb|left|200px|An epic battle to the death.]]
==== Story ====

After Vivienne and Otaru get their asses kicked in some [[war]], they return home to have Rageoon [[rape]] the shit out of Vivienne and steal her crystals.
After that he disappears through a [[portal]] and the rest of the game is spent tending to Vivienne's butthurt by chasing after him.
Along the way Vivienne gets raped again by Zordiek.
After she gets raped, [[Nigger]] kidnaps her and rapes her again.
Otaru plays a game of [[football]] in an attempt to win game of [[Dragon Ball]] which will somehow stops Vivienne from getting raped again.
During the football game they meet up with Curtis just to find out that Dragon Ball doesn't even exist.
Something happens and Max pops up out of nowhere to give them a Dragon Blade.
Eventually they catch up with Rageoon who somehow found his way to Vivienne's dad's house.
Here you will fight the same enemy 100 times and then fight Rageoon 3 times.
If you win, Vivienne will no longer be raped.
[[Lol|You can't win]].

{{clear}}
===Dragon Blade 2===

[[File:DB2 Cap 1.png|thumb|In heaven, lakes are suspended in mid air.|right]]
[[File:DB2 Cap 2.png|thumb|What the actual fuck?|right]]

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Characters
|-
!Name
!Desription
|-
|Amy Lyanne
|[[Jailbait]] main character. Accidentally kills people by means of tripping on a rock and knocking them off a cliff.
|-
|Kyno Volfield
|Son of the first game's final boss. Acts like a complete [[douchebag]] to Amy who won't stop following him around.
|-
|Amy's Pigeon
|Forces itself to be [[vore|vored]] by Kyno for teh lulz.
|-
|Nina Lean
|Another whiny bitch who belongs in the kitchen. All she's good for is finding [[boobs|booby]] traps.
|-
|Marwin "Kristan" Runnoh
|Fuck-up of an airship captain. Fights with [[penis|spears]] and uses [[marijuana|medicinal herbs]] to heal HP. Also throws "fire wall bottles" at shit to pretend he can use magic.
|-
|Karina Holon
|Angel slut from Zrokky's [[Heaven]]. Heals a tiny amount of HP and is otherwise useless. Forms a love triangle with Kyno and Amy, and after [[buttsecks|taking the dick]] agrees to resurrect Kyno as a fallen angel, which is actually a curse and exactly what you'd expect from a spiteful bitch.
|-
|Scott
|[[Butthurt]] failure of a NPC. Bullied by Kyno because it's funny to watch him [[crybaby|bawww]].
|-
|Darkrain
|[[zombie|Necromancer]] who stirs a bunch of shit. Gives Scott powers and turns him into the final boss for no fucking reason.
|-
|Undead Rageoon
|The final boss from the first game with half of his face missing. Doesn't do shit but [[anti-lulz|warn everyone to stop picking on poor Scotty]].
|-
|Airen
|Rageoon, this time as a [[drag queen|cross-dresser]]. Uses a fucking [[Australia|boomerang]] that doesn't deal any damage.
|-
|Caty
|Complete non-entity. Scott kills her off in a drug-induced [[lsd|hallucination]]. Uses weak fire magic.
|}

[[File:DB2 Cap 3.png|thumb|Warning: Sprite overload.|right]]

==== Story ====

Amy and Kyno work as [[Assassination|mercenaries]] who meet up with Scott in a hotel room, who does a bunch of [[coke]] and lights a table on [[fire]].
The hotel kicks them out and they all end up [[homeless|sleeping on a bench]].
Afterwards they meet up with a ship captain named Erika for an assignment.
While in route, Scott gets coked out again and Kyno [[stfu|nails him to the wall]] right before their ship gets raided by [[pirates]].
After killing the pirates, they stop for repairs.
While they're waiting, the group explores the island and finds out about a hidden treasure on the island called the "Dragon Blade."
The next day they find themselves at an [[Planes|airport]] so naturally they burn down an airship and loot it because Zrokky feels the need to make his characters seem like badasses to disguise his own aching [[vagina]].
Darkrain then sends a telepathic message and informs everyone that the Dragon Blade is on the ship, because that was the easiest way to advance the story without [[lazy|thinking of something that would actually make sense]].

After that Amy and Marwin get their own airship fucked up by pirates, so they wind up in a town to steal bird food.
Why bird food?
[[whatever|Who fucking knows]], it is what it is.
Meanwhile, Kyno meets up with Karina and they go on a fishing trip.
The two wind up getting caught by Amy who has a [[bawww]] moment over her lover being with another woman.

Amy had her ass kicked so hard that Marwin arrives with a [[tranny]] named Airen and they [[wat|smear a plant on her face]].
Darkrain finds and attempts to rape Kyno, however much like Zrokky he suffers from impotence and is unable to achieve an erection without the help of [[viagra|supplements]].
Later on, Nina and Marwin find out that Airen is actually Kyno's dad.
Afterwords they meet up with Scott and Caty in a haunted house.
They all find an airship and Kyno gets killed.
While dead, Kyno has multiple rounds of [[sex|wild sex]] with Karina in [[heaven]] and Karina agrees to resurrect him as a fallen angel.
Amy had the idea of showing up with the Dragon Blade to resurrect Kyno herself, so she finds Rageoon (Airen not dressed in drag) dressed up as a green slime and gets brutally molested for her efforts.
Scott, still wound up on coke (yet again), steals the Dragon Blade and runs off into a portal.
Everyone chases him down, fights him, and wins.
The moral of the story is everyone gets raped and Zrokky likely [[truth|fapped to his own storyline for months]].

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!Area
!Description
|-
|Dragon World
|Fight the same dragon 100 times.
|-
|Secret Base
|Fight acid slime, a super powered type of slime.
|-
|Whisperer Palace
|Go to heaven and fight ghosts.
|-
|Mirror World
|Subplot where Amy finds Karina and bitchslaps her for stealing her man.
|}

===Dragon Blade 3===

[[File:DB3 Cap 3.png|thumb|200px|right|Seamless.]]
[[File:DB3 Cap 2.png|thumb|200px|right|Kinda reminds me of Street Fighter 2010.]]
[[File:DB3 Cap 1.png|thumb|200px|right|That's one hell of an attic.]]

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|+ Characters
|-
|-
!Name
!Description
|-
|Arlen Cross
|Self hating, slime fetish [[emo]] bitch who killed her own sister over Morec. When not cutting or fapping over goo, can be spotted [[autism|picking plants]].
|-
|Yuna Cross
|Arlen's undead sister, brought back to life to [[alcohol|brew potions]] which make Arlen even more batshit insane than she already is.
|-
|Avari Deloth
|Another [[cutting]] emo slut who instigates the all important love triangle, because what Dragon Blade game would be complete without some [[swingers|ffm]] action.
|-
|Darkrain
|Official [[nigger|rapist kidnapper]] of this installment.
|-
|Scott's Shadow
|Helps Darkrain with the rape, still [[butthurt]] over the last game.
|-
|Morec Volfield
|Final boss, descendant of Rageoon and Kyno, and proud carrier of the douchebag gene. Uses a sword to travel between [[space]] and [[time]], because that's what forged steel does.
|}

==== Story ====

Arlen had a [[Internet_crush|childhood crush]] on Morec.
Instead of the expected [[cp|child rape]] scene, Arlen gets emo when Morec goes back to his home planet instead.
It is believed that Zrokky was [[butthurt|upset]] over being mocked by his community and was projecting his emo shit into this new game.
Her sister [[Final_Fantasy_X|Yuna]] tries to get Arlen to stop cutting herself but gets killed for her efforts.
Fast forward a few years and Arlen has a [[sick fuck|slime masturbation fetish]], it was later discovered that Zrokky wrote this part of the game while inserting slugs in his [[goatse|rectum]].
Out of nowhere Morec jumps from of a portal and rooms up with Arlen.
One of Morec's secret lovers, Avari, appears with an item to send Morec home, but it's in five pieces that need to be recovered.
Darkrain shows up and kidnaps Arlen and throws her in a [[Rape Checklist|rape dungeon]].
Now the quest is about chasing another rape victim and fighting armies of slime in predictable Zrokky style.
Yuna, who was resurrected, sends Morec and Avari to go find the last item fragment while she sits around dealing with her [[period|cramps]].
Once Arlen realizes what just happened she slaps the shit out of Yuna and runs off to chase down Morec like the [[Obsessed|clingy]] bitch she is.
Along the way, Arlen gets tricked by Avari into [[Party hard|drinking a potion]] that fucks her shit up.
Rumor has it that Zrokky attempted the same thing on his woman because she wouldn't have sex with him until he bathed, and that's just asking too much from someone who masturbates with snails.
Yuna catches up with the bunch and beats Avari to death in a blind menstrual rage.
Meanwhile, Arlen, empowered by potion, goes on a [[Psychopath|rampage]] and fucks up Darkrain and then goes on to kill her lover Morec.
Arlen immediately regrets this, [[emo|starts crying]], then Yuna comes around in her PMS stupor and takes the blame for everything.
The game ends at this point because Zrokky [[welp|couldn't be bothered to finish the story]].

===Dragon Blade 4===
[[File:DB4 Cap 1.png|thumb|200px|Possible trap.|right]]

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!Name
!Details
|-
|Mark Volfield (Young Rageoon)
|Captain of a [[space|spaceship]] sent back in time by his girlfriend after it blows the fuck up.
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|Evelyn
|16 year old [[pedobear|love interest]].
|-
|Kana
|[[autism|Austistic]] [[jailbait]], not playable because he never even finished the game.
|-
|Ayoki
|Evelyn's slime fetish father, fights with a fucking [[ok|shovel]].
|}

[[File:DB4 Cap 4.png|thumb|200px|Needs moar arrows.|right]]

====Story====

Sometime in the future, Mark takes his wife on a spaceship for their [[sex|honeymoon]].
For reasons unknown, the spaceship gets bombed and Mark finds out his wife is actually an [[angel]].
She then teleports him to the distant past.
The first thing Mark does is hook up with some [[rave|16 year old emo slut]] who brings him home to meet her daddy.
Instead of whooping his ass for being a time traveling pedophile, the father takes Mark to some dark mines where they molest each other with slime.
The jailbait whore then winds up in an [[muslim|arranged marriage]] with some other dude, which Mark interrupts to pursue his dreams of underage pussy slime fetish [[incest]].
The game ends at this point.

===Battle System===

Zrokky has made numerous improvements to Dragon Blade's custom battle system throughout each incarnation. Each time a new feature is added, an angel loses its wings.
[[File:Ruby Hang.jpg|thumb|<center>Custom battle system in a nutshell.</center>|right]]
*[[pain|Pain-O-Meter]]. Easily confused with [[fag|Fag-O-Meter]].
*Randomly die in one hit.
*Weak enemies will always rape your shit.
*Rips off Pokemon and introduces a pet system.
*[[zombie|Dead enemies]] attack you.
*Two types of EXP points to make shit even more confusing.
*Get stuck in bushes, [[feature|forcing characters to freeze for the rest of the battle]].
*Get items by [[Scared_Monkey|fleeing]].
*Throwing shit.
*[[Fail|Failing]].

===Dragon Blade ONline===
[[File:DBO2 Cap 1.jpg|thumb|<center>Quality MMORPG.</center>|right]]
After having realized his single player games had reached a point that could only be defined as [[pain|rock bottom]], it was time for Zrokky to move on to pillaging the world of [[MMORPG|MMORPGs]]. There is absolutely nothing noteworthy about any of his three miserable attempts, other than all games being populated by the same small group of [[12 year old|12 year old fanboys]]. Each attempt features graphics inferior to that of a first generation [[NES]] game while making the only gameplay element being that you are to follow recipes to accomplish things.

[[Some argue]] that the most entertaining aspect of any of these games is discovering new ways to get [[banned]].

===Zrokky's Custom RPGMaker===

RPGMaker restricts the amount of faggotry one can spew, irritating Zrokky to the point he set out to create his own alternative.
It wasn't long before his lack of programming skills became the biggest issue, Zrokky was unable to master advanced 3D effects such as texture transparencies.
After he inevitably threw in the towel, a group of fans took of over, and the project is still hopelessly stalled.

The "3D" RPG Maker features graphics stolen from RPG Maker and is anything but 3D.
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==The majestic and demonic Csaba Zorn==
[[File:Ruby Wedding 3.jpg|thumb|<center>Csaba Zorn.</center>|right]]
Zrokky is a known mid-20s manchild with a penchant for slime, brutalizing his own native language, banning dozens of people at a time, furry fandom, and spending his entire fucking life devoted to making the worst abominations of games in the history of mankind. Throughout the last ten years Zrokky has been working to grow the largest e-peen in the Hungarian Homebrew RPG world, and as a result earned the label of a psychopathic schitzophrenic sick fuck balding furfag who can go to hell for his crimes against nature.

===Moon Dragon Entertainment===

The story begins in [[2004]] when Zrokky posted his demo for Dragon Blade 1 on the forums of an RPGMaker team known as Moon Dragon. Moon Dragon was known for their hit game Amnézia, and if you mention to Zrokky how good that game was he will immediately start [[aspie|flapping his arms]] and pounding away at the keyboard until he finds the banhammer. Upon posting his demo, the userbase of Moon Dragon completely [[flame wars|decimated]] him and ousted him as a [[you|talentless hack]]. Complaints ranged from the ridiculously unbalanced enemy progression, and Zrokky's complete rape of the Hungarian language by including obscure [[German]] slang that only he understood.

{{quote|On other forums they flamed my games some ten pages long and they call it opinion.|Please don't use opinions qq.}}

The butthurt was so intense that after being so anally ravaged, he made his own forum and started to work on building his [[personal army]] of 12 year olds who can't tell the difference between a good or bad game. The forum was dubbed SGForum (possibly for [[truth|Super Gay]]) and to this day Zrokky is still irate about the criticism and beating he received over his first demo. Like a typical sperg, he blames the [[admin]] and not the userbase.

===Ruby Dragon Forums===

Over time his userbase grew, however with new faces came the inevitable [[hate|criticism]]. Zrokky took it upon himself to [[banhammer|ban the fuck]] out of anyone who disagreed with him. One particular duo, Juju and her boyfriend Puli, completely smashed Zrokky in a sissy internet slapfight. They were promptly banned, and Zrokky spent the next few months spreading [[liar|lies and slander]] about the couple to anyone who would listen (see: [[12-year-old|12 year olds]]). Another user named Karki was banned for [[wikileaks|leaking]] the DB3 beta copy - as if anyone other than Zrokky actually [[Nobody_gives_a_fuck|gave a fuck]].
[[File:Ruby Party.jpg|thumb|<center>Forum post celebration party!.</center>|right]]
Eventually Zrokky got tired of the stress of running an internet forum. He was [[bald|losing his hair]], becoming [[viagra|impotent]], and [[Pro-Ana|stopped eating]]. He decided to take a break and let two of his friends, Glarion and Sirius, run the boards for him. After Zrokky left the scene, the new admins [[win|unbanned]] Juju and Puli, as well as a plethora of other members who were previously banned.

{{quote|Without giving a damn, they let in members that were banned earlier, swearings began, and the idiot standard and they approved registrations without looking at them (including bots.)|Please don't use bad words qq.}}

Once Zrokky returned, [[bawww|he threw a fit]], banned the admins, and blamed them for ruining his precious forum. There was a massive revolt, everyone was cussing up a storm, and Zrokky decided the only way to solve this was to [[delete fucking everything]]. All the users gave Zrokky a collective middle finger and started their own forum known as RDE2.

===RDE2===

RDE2 grew quickly and this upset Zrokky the [[manchild]] so much that he decided to relaunch his forum, with the sole purpose of waging a gay internet war against RDE2.

{{quote|On the other hand, they didn't even ask me if I approve of RDE2. What they did was take it arbitrarily. So this isn't an excuse that they didn't know whether there'll ever be RDE and then that means we can take it... This only in fairy tales...|Please don't start another forum qq.}}

Somehow, Zrokky's forum managed to [[confusion|grow in size]] and the endless stream of staged assaults against RDE2 became too much for the admins to handle, so they closed down the site. [[Some argue]] that it was just too much of a headache to have to deal with the constant belligerent [[crapflood|spamming]] his child-warriors brought to the table.

To this day, Zrokky's pitiful forum remains the king of Hungarian RPG discussion, and has served to pound the entire community into submission and chase away anyone with actual talent.

===IRL Meetings===

Zrokky has on a few occasions organized IRL meetings for his forum members, all of which have lead to OTI drama.

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On one of these meetings, a forum user by the name of Laonyr told Zrokky's girlfriend she should drink more, let loose, and have a good time. This did not bode well with Zrokky, and a fight broke out. By the time everyone got home from the party, Zrokky had banned everyone involved. An admin by the name of Zols took Laonyr's side of the argument, a huge mistake. Zrokky achieved maximum butthurt, labeled everyone "Zols' Fans" and banned half the forum.

{{quote|Malik who agreed with me too, traveled 300 km just to meet with us. And Zrokky banned him on Christmas only because he wrote down his opinion which was similar to mine. Zrokky doesn't have a heart...|Zols, on the Xmas ban spree.}}

The banished users joined another forum to share their expirience, so Zrokky registered there as a sock account to defend his side of the story. When Zrokky's sock couldn't win the hearts of everyone there, he began an endless shitflood spree until the forum closed their doors.

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|Zrokky treats people fucking unfairly and disgustingly. Bans you, then in a topic behind your back that you cannot see (tries to) alter the truth, twists your words and sets himself as God whose word is sacred, no-one can refute it. Actually, this is what's happened not too early. I had a friend, Lao, who frequented these meetings too. While drunk, he mentioned to Zrokky's girlfriend that she should be partying more, drink. Which even the girl acknowledged was fair enough. Zrokky however snapped, he hated him since then and banned him with all kinds of stupid reasons, calling him "arrogant". Naturally. I took a stand against it, and I also had enough that if you don't act like a 13 year old and don't spam the stupid yellow faces, but be yourself, then Zrokky will not like you.
|Zols, breaking it down.

|The funniest was when he put "shit" in badword filter to be rewritten with "poopy drops".
So anyway, I gave a detailed explanation (since I know he lives in happylife dreamworld and that's what he likes) that what the fuck he's thinking, after all that he banned my friend with bullshit reasons like this, what does he even expect (because this is about the same level as if I banned his girlfriend because I maybe don't like her face), and the other bullshit that was going on in that forum, and about 6-7 people agreed with me from there, that this oppression shouldn't be that one can't be oneself, since this fake modesty is pointless, this way one can't converse normally.|Zols, breaking it down further.

|I asked him that we talk this over on msn, maybe he would get what problem half of the forum (and half the world?) has with him, but he refused. Then deleted my account, altered everything behind my back in an invisible topic again, of course the others were intelligent and didn't let this, since they knew that he only knows two sides of the story and can't do more than generalize. But then he banned some members in Christmas and labelled them "Zols fans" and the topic has calmed down since they're afraid of being banned, but like the community however.|Failed negotiations.|

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Further attempts to negotiate with Zrokky have proven unsuccessful. Either agree with him, or you're banished from his fantasy world.

===Stalker===

Someone named Árgyus went public on Zrokky's nonsense, using a lesser known rival forum to speak out. Within a day, Zrokky [[anger|registered an account]] and accused him of being a [[paranoid|sockpuppet]] of someone who trolled him from long ago. This was quickly derailed by gay [[forum]] drama when admins got into an argument about a dog. [[Symon Glorian|Árgyus and the admin who lost the dog debate went on to make their own gay forum.]]

Árgyus got into an argument with one of Zrokky's [[White Knight|white knights]] named Endymion. Eventually however they would come to an agreement that Zrokky sucks ass when he implements new [[hitler|forums rules]]:
*All posts minimum 18 words.
*Must have 1000 posts to make an off-topic post.
*All new user posts are screened by Zrokky.
*User of the Month poll where Zrokky [[bawww|deletes the thread]] if he doesn't like the winner.

Endymion was banned from the forum despite being an active user for years for speaking out against these ass backwards rules.

{{quote|Zrokky doesn't admit his fault and he's demolishing his forum thanks to this. For me, this isn't a problem, I keep in touch with friends in other places, this is going to be a problem for him instead.|Endymion, last words.}}

{{quote|My latest ill-wisher's IP addresse: 85.66.80.39. If anyone can cause him harm through this, don't hesitate to do it, it would be of great help.|Zrokky's default response to everything.}}

A bunch of users migrated to Árgyus's forum. Later on, Zrokky would reemerge into the scene by joining to once again accuse Árgyus of being a sockpuppet, this time he [[insane|intimidated]] a [[pedo|twelve year old girl]] to spam his paranoid bullshit for him.

{{quote|Ah, this must be szencsa again. He was having fun with this earlier, that he came with his immature hate and constantly rated my games 1. Now as he turned up again, suddenly another three 1 ratings appeared.. Guest ratings are not reliable since they're based on IP, dynamic IPs can vote more then once.|Zrokky, seeing Szencsa everywhere.}}

He would later on write her numerous letters about frightening trolls and flamers. These are in no way extremely creepy.

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Hey, I see Sir Árgyus has attack you as well.

Just a friendly warning, if you wouldn't know, Árgyus, he's banned from RDE, because he's an exceptionally malicious shit stirring kid. Earlier he made himeself known by the name of szencsa and constantly tried to do us harm. He made websites of us and comes to our site a million times only to talk shit to me.

Recently, he changed name to Sir Árgyus and now plays the good guy, as if he wants good, but in reality he flames us in the background all the same and tries to turn more people against us, or do us harm in any way. He was one the biggest on rpgmaker.hu too and started threads about me of all sorts, before they were banned and his and his enthusiastic friends' imprecations were deleted, who today are on the hunrpgmaker webstie.

He's gotten in touch with our earlier banned members and nicely recoloured the reason of their bans in a way, that always I came out to be the big bad unjust man, and they are but good people, who wouldn't have hurt a fly. And they try to sell these stories to others, so that they would come to hate us.

And alas this isn't everything. For years, he's been stirring shit up and we can't get rid of him. Makes videos, troll sites, registered a thousand times to us in different names and made trouble. Now, however, he came up with the idea to get in an "educated friendly big face" costume and make friends with our members, so he could divide them.

And there's still more shit stirrings other then this, but of course he doesn't admit this with his current name, instead he tries to offer the impression of a good, helpful man. Now for instance he, if I see it well, besieges you, tries to make friends with your environment!

A good advice, block that man and delete all of his comments. Don't even bother to talk to him, because he doesn't deserve it after what he's been doing the past years. If you see that he tries to seduce someone else, then tell them too what Árgyus, or in his more famous name: szencsa does.

Greetings: Zrokky

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Hello,

Sorry for bothering you with this again, but I feel I should warn you about this stuff too. Dunno if you're in contact with Szenszej, but recently the following happened:

He got in touch with Endymion and his band who possibly filled his head with those "evil" stories about us, because after a week he deleted everything from us, then asked for account deletion. Didn't tell why, he only said he no longer wishes to be here. Then he registered to Árgyus's forum and now he's a member there.

Yesterday evening Árgyus and his army "attacked" our forum again, left 4 flaming comments. Every comment was signed as Szencsa, so not on their real name, but an alias. Luckily I'm not stupid either and could identify some of them.

From the 4 comments:
-one was written by Symon Glorian (creator of VVH who's been defaming us from the beginning)
-one was written by árgyus (szencsa)
-and one by szenszej

The comment was:
"Forró vizet a kopaszra!"

I'd like to warn you that szenszej's taken Árgyus's side too and now he's privately trolling us too. Before our eyes, he acts normal, he doesn't publicly hates us on the other forum and where I can see it, but he sent the quoted message that night too.

Either he was manipulated against us or was our hater from the beginning and only joined our community from behind a mask. If he's been against us from the start, then it's possible that he only came here to make friends with the RDE members and when he gained their trust, to fill their heads with our "bad deeds". That's why I'm saying to warn you that he's abnormal.

About Endymion and his friends: After they were banned they went nuts and joined the side of the flamers. I also know that they tried to turn some of our members. It might be possible that they too try to get in touch with our members try to turn them against us.

Thought it's better if you know these too. :unsure:

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{{quote|I should get in contact with his parents somehow and tell them what's going on, then perhaps he'd stop for a while or something. On the Internet he knows well that nobody can do anything against him and since he can change name anytime he can do anything, he can always start clean. Perhaps that's why he's such an asshole <_< |How he wants to deal with Árgyus}}

===Furfaggotry===

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;In early 2013 Zrokky registered for the only Hungarian [[furry]] forum and immediately shifted gears to turbofag mode. Here's the logs, translated to English.

Heeeey hello, greetings everybody!!!

Wassup around here? Doing furry stuff? Well then I'd introduce myself: I'm Zrokee, hello! Though if world's end's not happening I'll register here and get to know you, hope you don't mind.

Of myself I can write what the majority of the furries can: I Love music, manga, anime, movies, cartoons, animals, nature, etc, I love almost everything connected to furry, started in childhood and doesn't want to stop and the likes of that. :)

I've grown up in the country, now I'm a guy from Budapest at the level of a child while I feel myself old. About my name, I've just made it up. My style is somewhat mixed, I love interesting things, like to try myself in many things, especially in IT. Somehow I was always annoyed by humanity, so even as a child I wanted friends that are like what I saw in cartoons with animal characters. I stumbled upon the first furry art accidentally on a cd, which charmed be so much that when I've got Internet I jumped immediately in.

My fursona's an interesting cross between a fox because that's what I resemble the most, and a dragon, since I can choose.

Imagine me somewhere between the two till I dazzle you with my mind-spinning art skills. :)

In short, briefly this is it, I'll listen to your questions instead, because to listen is gold and I'm poor.

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;As to be expected on any internet forum, it doesn't take long for Zrokky to find some gay love.

Caleb: Zrokee, I believe that you have an over-developed humor and secretly long for company of the same gender, but unlike that others, I don't bloody care about your sexual identity... ...aside that I fuck you pregnant in a dark ally :D

Zrokee: Caleb! I still have to disappoint you, if I were gay I would have introduced myself this way: Hello li'l furry dudes! How are you doing? Give me a warm welcome! If I were a jerk, then: Hey! Sup? How's it going? I'm the newcomer! Na! Thing is I'm here because I came and ...fuck you! These are furniggers! I'm getting the hell outta here! Mommy I'm going to disco at the weekend gimme money!

Caleb: A huge sum of fags registered here and none of them introduced themselves this way...

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;Zrokky proclaimed this exchange an internet victory for himself and moved on to his next victim.

Jarkore: Hey there Zrokke, welcome to the forums, etc, when do we bang party?

Zrokee: Jarkore! Hold your horses! For further misunderstandings I'd like to state that I'm hetero, poor Caleb's still on the infirmary because of me. :) It'd be wise to keep in mind that around here you don't react to some jokes as heteros elsewhere. X)

Jarkore: Maybe you're misunderstanding, it wasn't an offer or something like that, but a simple joke referring to the forum's majority of "different" members xD

Zrokee: Ja of course you're joking... then if you see my muscular stallion body, manly chin, wild glance and I'll have to immediately call the dog catcher to get you off of me. XD

Jarkore: Come to the meeting with reins X3

Zrokee: Ha! I'm not afraid of you! You'll be disappointed anyway! X)

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;And what turbofag spree is complete without the glorified attention whoring ragequit?

Well, the timing's perfect, now everyone's going to think that I'm offended, luckily I'm not like that I had great fun with Caleb. :)

Dear females and males! I think there's no point delaying this really surprising discovery, according to which in the past 10 days I came to the world-trembling truth that I don't belong in here... pause... I've been feeling it for days. What can I say you're kind, you're cute, I like you. Huhh. This cutsy talk makes my teeth rot. But I feel I don't belong in here because I'm intolerable, I make fun of everything, but I didn't want to hurt you. I'm digging my own grave. :)

I know you think that all this had fucking no point, he came here for 4-5 days acted like a douche then he scrams, and we wrote to him like stupids. why the hell did he come here in the first place? It was definitely worth a try, I didn't regret it, I hope neither do you.

So what do you say if we say our farewells friendly, I pack up and go? Waving long. :) Not because of you, I just feel like I couldn't fit in. Then we'll meet someday on dA or FA when my drawing skills are better. Hm? Heh, this one didn't last long either, did he? :)

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===Slime Fetish===

Zrokky is known to achieve full erection at the site of anything gooey, including but not limited to:
[[File:DBO2 Cap 2.jpg|thumb|<center>Character development.</center>|right]]
* Snot.
* Oysters.
* Snails.
* [[Semen]].
* The perspiration that forms under his armpits.
* The outer rim of his [[Toilet_Seat|toilet bowl]].
* Green Slime [[Theft|ripped]] directly from Dragon Quest.
* [[Star_Ocean:_Till_the_End_of_Time|Star Ocean]] characters.

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|<youtube>VTV23B5gBsQ</youtube><br><center>'''I came.'''</center>
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===How to Troll Zrokky===
[[File:DB01 Cap 2.jpg|thumb|<center>Always remind him that his games look like shit.</center>|right]]
[[File:DBO1 Cap 1.jpg|thumb|<center>Always.</center>|right]]
*Praise Amnézia in front of him.
*Ask about how to contact Zols or any of his banned members.
*Ask him when his next bullshit game is coming out.
*Tell him "Forró vizet a kopaszra!" - this means "hot water to the bald" - Árgyus's pals all sent him this message once.

==Did You Know?==

*Zrokky [[banned]] half his forum out of butthurt. Twice.
*Zrokky calls anyone who [[some argue|disagrees]] with him "[[irony|slimes]]".
*Zrokky [[wordfilter|wordfilters]] "shit" into "poopy drops".
*Zrokky once [[Delete_fucking_everything|shut his entire site down]] because users were having fun without him.
*Zrokky includes butthurt [[Easter Egg]] messages to anyone who tries to [[hack|decompile]] his games.

==Gallery==

{{cg|The Life & Times of Zrokky|sp0|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Matrix.jpg|<center>RPGMaker skills like Neo.</center>
File:Ruby Bald.jpg|<center>It's a stressful hobby.</center>
File:Ruby Wedding.jpg|<center>Some things can't be explained.</center>
File:Ruby Plushie.jpg|<center>Yes, they're fucking.</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Slime Plushie.jpg|<center>High quality slime tube plushies.</center>
File:Ruby Snail Plushie.jpg|<center>Fap fodder.</center>
File:Ruby Wedding 3.jpg|<center>That wtf stare.</center>
File:Ruby Wedding 2.jpg|<center>Breaking the matrix like Neo.</center>
File:Ruby Mexicano.jpg|<center>¡Arriba!</center>
</gallery><br>
}}

{{cg|Ruby Dragon Drawings|sp1|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Toiletbowl.jpg|<center>What's the matter, wc-chan?</center>
File:Ruby Hang.jpg|<center>Green Slime always wins.</center>
File:Ruby Fam.jpg|<center>What a lovely bunch.</center>
File:Ruby Fam 2.png|<center>Accurate.</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Girl.jpg|<center>Seriously lacking slime.</center>
File:Ruby Drool.jpg|<center>There we go.</center>
File:Ruby Butterfly.jpg|<center>Autism.</center>
File:Ruby Xmas.jpg|<center>The gift of a game not made by Zrokky.</center>
File:Ruby Meat.jpg|<center>Just stop.</center>
File:Ruby Furry.jpg|<center>Furry?</center>
File:Ruby Cry.jpg|<center>Drugs are bad.</center>
File:Ruby Amy.jpg|<center>Nice forearm.</center>
File:Ruby lolmemes.jpg|<center>lol memes.</center>
File:Ruby Exploitable.gif|<center>le meme face.</center>
File:Ruby Rape.jpg|<center>Obligatory slime rape.</center>
</gallery>
}}<br>

{{cg|Ruby Dragon Comic (English Translation)|sp|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Comic 01.jpg|<center>Page 1</center>
File:Ruby Comic 02.jpg|<center>Page 2</center>
File:Ruby Comic 03.jpg|<center>Page 3</center>
File:Ruby Comic 04.jpg|<center>Page 4</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Comic 05.jpg|<center>Page 5</center>
File:Ruby Comic 06.jpg|<center>Page 6</center>
File:Ruby Comic 07.jpg|<center>Page 7</center>
File:Ruby Comic 08.jpg|<center>Page 8</center>
File:Ruby Comic 09.jpg|<center>Page 9</center>
File:Ruby Comic 10.jpg|<center>Page 10</center>
File:Ruby Comic 11.jpg|<center>Page 11</center>
File:Ruby Comic 12.jpg|<center>Page 12</center>
File:Ruby Comic 13.jpg|<center>Page 13</center>
File:Ruby Comic 14.jpg|<center>Page 14</center>
File:Ruby Comic 15.jpg|<center>Page 15</center>
File:Ruby Comic 16.jpg|<center>Page 16</center>
</gallery>
}}<br>

{{cg|Misc Caps)|sp3|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Furry Cap.png|
File:Ruby Furry Cap 2.png|
File:Ruby Threat Cap 2.jpg|
File:Ruby Obsession.png|
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Youtube Cap.png|
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==

*[[Hungary]]
*[[RPG_Maker|RPG Maker]]
*[[Steel Widow Klan]]
*[[Video Games]]
*[[MMORPG]]

==External Links==

{{yt|u|Zrokky|Ruby Dragon Entertainment}}<br />
{{fb|pages/RubyDragon-Entertainment/148068278637742|Ruby Dragon Entertainment}}<br />
{{fb|csaba.zorn.3|Csaba Zorn}}<br />
*[http://www.livestream.com/Zrokky Livestream Account]
*[http://moondragon.hu/forum/ MoonDragon Entertainment Forums]
*[http://rubydragon.zrn.hu Official Website]
*http://rubydragon.uw.hu/jatek/db4-bs-english.zip - The demo's intro in broken English

{{Gaming}}
{{MMORPG}}

{{Timeline|Featured article January 1st & 2nd, [[2014]]|[[Dogecoin]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[DERPTrolling]]}}

Ruby Dragon Entertainment

2026-03-17T06:22:10Z

SymonGlorian: /* See Also */

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'''[[EDiots]] have translated this article''' <br> '''into the following obscure language:'''
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'''Ruby Dragon Entertainment''' is a Hungarian video game community operated by a lolcow who goes by the name Zrokky ([[Powerword]]: Csaba Zorn).
Specializing in subpar RPG Maker 2000 titles, Zrokky has been relentlessly trolled for years and his obnoxious personality has helped keep RPG enthusiasts in a perpetual state of disgust.

==The Games==

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===Dragon Blade 1===

[[File:DB1 Cap 1.png|thumb|right|200px|State of the art graphics engine.]]
[[File:DB1 Cap 2.png|thumb|right|200px|The slime is always watching.]]

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|-
!Name
!Description
|-
|Vivienne
|Tomboy soldier magic princess, to appease the [[neckbeard|neckbeards]].
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|Otaru
|Double-sworder assigned to kill Vivienne, but falls in love instead. Special abilities include a combo system stolen from [[Final_Fantasy_6#Sabin|FF6]].
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|Zordiek
|Professional cow merchant assigned to kill both Vivienne and Otaru. His secret power is [[fail|losing EXP]].
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|Curtis
|Token thief who also happens to play baseball. Like all thieves, he [[wat|uses an axe and white magic]].
|-
|Darkrain
|[[fire|Pyromaniac]] under the control of Zordiek the cow merchant.
|-
|Nigger
|As expected, [[Nigger]] kidnaps Vivienne for [[rape]], fulfilling the necessary quota of nigger-rape.
|-
|Rageoon (Mark Volfield)
|Final boss. Stalks Vivienne in the forest at night and molests her to acquire crystals. Comes from another world and controls an army of minions dedicated to molesting Vivienne further. [[Asianface|Impossible]] to defeat.
|-
|Max
|The ruby dragon. Serves no purpose.
|}

[[File:DB1 Cap 3.png|thumb|left|200px|An epic battle to the death.]]
==== Story ====

After Vivienne and Otaru get their asses kicked in some [[war]], they return home to have Rageoon [[rape]] the shit out of Vivienne and steal her crystals.
After that he disappears through a [[portal]] and the rest of the game is spent tending to Vivienne's butthurt by chasing after him.
Along the way Vivienne gets raped again by Zordiek.
After she gets raped, [[Nigger]] kidnaps her and rapes her again.
Otaru plays a game of [[football]] in an attempt to win game of [[Dragon Ball]] which will somehow stops Vivienne from getting raped again.
During the football game they meet up with Curtis just to find out that Dragon Ball doesn't even exist.
Something happens and Max pops up out of nowhere to give them a Dragon Blade.
Eventually they catch up with Rageoon who somehow found his way to Vivienne's dad's house.
Here you will fight the same enemy 100 times and then fight Rageoon 3 times.
If you win, Vivienne will no longer be raped.
[[Lol|You can't win]].

{{clear}}
===Dragon Blade 2===

[[File:DB2 Cap 1.png|thumb|In heaven, lakes are suspended in mid air.|right]]
[[File:DB2 Cap 2.png|thumb|What the actual fuck?|right]]

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!Name
!Desription
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|Amy Lyanne
|[[Jailbait]] main character. Accidentally kills people by means of tripping on a rock and knocking them off a cliff.
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|Kyno Volfield
|Son of the first game's final boss. Acts like a complete [[douchebag]] to Amy who won't stop following him around.
|-
|Amy's Pigeon
|Forces itself to be [[vore|vored]] by Kyno for teh lulz.
|-
|Nina Lean
|Another whiny bitch who belongs in the kitchen. All she's good for is finding [[boobs|booby]] traps.
|-
|Marwin "Kristan" Runnoh
|Fuck-up of an airship captain. Fights with [[penis|spears]] and uses [[marijuana|medicinal herbs]] to heal HP. Also throws "fire wall bottles" at shit to pretend he can use magic.
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|Karina Holon
|Angel slut from Zrokky's [[Heaven]]. Heals a tiny amount of HP and is otherwise useless. Forms a love triangle with Kyno and Amy, and after [[buttsecks|taking the dick]] agrees to resurrect Kyno as a fallen angel, which is actually a curse and exactly what you'd expect from a spiteful bitch.
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|Scott
|[[Butthurt]] failure of a NPC. Bullied by Kyno because it's funny to watch him [[crybaby|bawww]].
|-
|Darkrain
|[[zombie|Necromancer]] who stirs a bunch of shit. Gives Scott powers and turns him into the final boss for no fucking reason.
|-
|Undead Rageoon
|The final boss from the first game with half of his face missing. Doesn't do shit but [[anti-lulz|warn everyone to stop picking on poor Scotty]].
|-
|Airen
|Rageoon, this time as a [[drag queen|cross-dresser]]. Uses a fucking [[Australia|boomerang]] that doesn't deal any damage.
|-
|Caty
|Complete non-entity. Scott kills her off in a drug-induced [[lsd|hallucination]]. Uses weak fire magic.
|}

[[File:DB2 Cap 3.png|thumb|Warning: Sprite overload.|right]]

==== Story ====

Amy and Kyno work as [[Assassination|mercenaries]] who meet up with Scott in a hotel room, who does a bunch of [[coke]] and lights a table on [[fire]].
The hotel kicks them out and they all end up [[homeless|sleeping on a bench]].
Afterwards they meet up with a ship captain named Erika for an assignment.
While in route, Scott gets coked out again and Kyno [[stfu|nails him to the wall]] right before their ship gets raided by [[pirates]].
After killing the pirates, they stop for repairs.
While they're waiting, the group explores the island and finds out about a hidden treasure on the island called the "Dragon Blade."
The next day they find themselves at an [[Planes|airport]] so naturally they burn down an airship and loot it because Zrokky feels the need to make his characters seem like badasses to disguise his own aching [[vagina]].
Darkrain then sends a telepathic message and informs everyone that the Dragon Blade is on the ship, because that was the easiest way to advance the story without [[lazy|thinking of something that would actually make sense]].

After that Amy and Marwin get their own airship fucked up by pirates, so they wind up in a town to steal bird food.
Why bird food?
[[whatever|Who fucking knows]], it is what it is.
Meanwhile, Kyno meets up with Karina and they go on a fishing trip.
The two wind up getting caught by Amy who has a [[bawww]] moment over her lover being with another woman.

Amy had her ass kicked so hard that Marwin arrives with a [[tranny]] named Airen and they [[wat|smear a plant on her face]].
Darkrain finds and attempts to rape Kyno, however much like Zrokky he suffers from impotence and is unable to achieve an erection without the help of [[viagra|supplements]].
Later on, Nina and Marwin find out that Airen is actually Kyno's dad.
Afterwords they meet up with Scott and Caty in a haunted house.
They all find an airship and Kyno gets killed.
While dead, Kyno has multiple rounds of [[sex|wild sex]] with Karina in [[heaven]] and Karina agrees to resurrect him as a fallen angel.
Amy had the idea of showing up with the Dragon Blade to resurrect Kyno herself, so she finds Rageoon (Airen not dressed in drag) dressed up as a green slime and gets brutally molested for her efforts.
Scott, still wound up on coke (yet again), steals the Dragon Blade and runs off into a portal.
Everyone chases him down, fights him, and wins.
The moral of the story is everyone gets raped and Zrokky likely [[truth|fapped to his own storyline for months]].

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|-
!Area
!Description
|-
|Dragon World
|Fight the same dragon 100 times.
|-
|Secret Base
|Fight acid slime, a super powered type of slime.
|-
|Whisperer Palace
|Go to heaven and fight ghosts.
|-
|Mirror World
|Subplot where Amy finds Karina and bitchslaps her for stealing her man.
|}

===Dragon Blade 3===

[[File:DB3 Cap 3.png|thumb|200px|right|Seamless.]]
[[File:DB3 Cap 2.png|thumb|200px|right|Kinda reminds me of Street Fighter 2010.]]
[[File:DB3 Cap 1.png|thumb|200px|right|That's one hell of an attic.]]

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Characters
|-
|-
!Name
!Description
|-
|Arlen Cross
|Self hating, slime fetish [[emo]] bitch who killed her own sister over Morec. When not cutting or fapping over goo, can be spotted [[autism|picking plants]].
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|Yuna Cross
|Arlen's undead sister, brought back to life to [[alcohol|brew potions]] which make Arlen even more batshit insane than she already is.
|-
|Avari Deloth
|Another [[cutting]] emo slut who instigates the all important love triangle, because what Dragon Blade game would be complete without some [[swingers|ffm]] action.
|-
|Darkrain
|Official [[nigger|rapist kidnapper]] of this installment.
|-
|Scott's Shadow
|Helps Darkrain with the rape, still [[butthurt]] over the last game.
|-
|Morec Volfield
|Final boss, descendant of Rageoon and Kyno, and proud carrier of the douchebag gene. Uses a sword to travel between [[space]] and [[time]], because that's what forged steel does.
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==== Story ====

Arlen had a [[Internet_crush|childhood crush]] on Morec.
Instead of the expected [[cp|child rape]] scene, Arlen gets emo when Morec goes back to his home planet instead.
It is believed that Zrokky was [[butthurt|upset]] over being mocked by his community and was projecting his emo shit into this new game.
Her sister [[Final_Fantasy_X|Yuna]] tries to get Arlen to stop cutting herself but gets killed for her efforts.
Fast forward a few years and Arlen has a [[sick fuck|slime masturbation fetish]], it was later discovered that Zrokky wrote this part of the game while inserting slugs in his [[goatse|rectum]].
Out of nowhere Morec jumps from of a portal and rooms up with Arlen.
One of Morec's secret lovers, Avari, appears with an item to send Morec home, but it's in five pieces that need to be recovered.
Darkrain shows up and kidnaps Arlen and throws her in a [[Rape Checklist|rape dungeon]].
Now the quest is about chasing another rape victim and fighting armies of slime in predictable Zrokky style.
Yuna, who was resurrected, sends Morec and Avari to go find the last item fragment while she sits around dealing with her [[period|cramps]].
Once Arlen realizes what just happened she slaps the shit out of Yuna and runs off to chase down Morec like the [[Obsessed|clingy]] bitch she is.
Along the way, Arlen gets tricked by Avari into [[Party hard|drinking a potion]] that fucks her shit up.
Rumor has it that Zrokky attempted the same thing on his woman because she wouldn't have sex with him until he bathed, and that's just asking too much from someone who masturbates with snails.
Yuna catches up with the bunch and beats Avari to death in a blind menstrual rage.
Meanwhile, Arlen, empowered by potion, goes on a [[Psychopath|rampage]] and fucks up Darkrain and then goes on to kill her lover Morec.
Arlen immediately regrets this, [[emo|starts crying]], then Yuna comes around in her PMS stupor and takes the blame for everything.
The game ends at this point because Zrokky [[welp|couldn't be bothered to finish the story]].

===Dragon Blade 4===
[[File:DB4 Cap 1.png|thumb|200px|Possible trap.|right]]

{| class="wikitable"
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|-
!Name
!Details
|-
|Mark Volfield (Young Rageoon)
|Captain of a [[space|spaceship]] sent back in time by his girlfriend after it blows the fuck up.
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|Evelyn
|16 year old [[pedobear|love interest]].
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|Kana
|[[autism|Austistic]] [[jailbait]], not playable because he never even finished the game.
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|Ayoki
|Evelyn's slime fetish father, fights with a fucking [[ok|shovel]].
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[[File:DB4 Cap 4.png|thumb|200px|Needs moar arrows.|right]]

====Story====

Sometime in the future, Mark takes his wife on a spaceship for their [[sex|honeymoon]].
For reasons unknown, the spaceship gets bombed and Mark finds out his wife is actually an [[angel]].
She then teleports him to the distant past.
The first thing Mark does is hook up with some [[rave|16 year old emo slut]] who brings him home to meet her daddy.
Instead of whooping his ass for being a time traveling pedophile, the father takes Mark to some dark mines where they molest each other with slime.
The jailbait whore then winds up in an [[muslim|arranged marriage]] with some other dude, which Mark interrupts to pursue his dreams of underage pussy slime fetish [[incest]].
The game ends at this point.

===Battle System===

Zrokky has made numerous improvements to Dragon Blade's custom battle system throughout each incarnation. Each time a new feature is added, an angel loses its wings.
[[File:Ruby Hang.jpg|thumb|<center>Custom battle system in a nutshell.</center>|right]]
*[[pain|Pain-O-Meter]]. Easily confused with [[fag|Fag-O-Meter]].
*Randomly die in one hit.
*Weak enemies will always rape your shit.
*Rips off Pokemon and introduces a pet system.
*[[zombie|Dead enemies]] attack you.
*Two types of EXP points to make shit even more confusing.
*Get stuck in bushes, [[feature|forcing characters to freeze for the rest of the battle]].
*Get items by [[Scared_Monkey|fleeing]].
*Throwing shit.
*[[Fail|Failing]].

===Dragon Blade ONline===
[[File:DBO2 Cap 1.jpg|thumb|<center>Quality MMORPG.</center>|right]]
After having realized his single player games had reached a point that could only be defined as [[pain|rock bottom]], it was time for Zrokky to move on to pillaging the world of [[MMORPG|MMORPGs]]. There is absolutely nothing noteworthy about any of his three miserable attempts, other than all games being populated by the same small group of [[12 year old|12 year old fanboys]]. Each attempt features graphics inferior to that of a first generation [[NES]] game while making the only gameplay element being that you are to follow recipes to accomplish things.

[[Some argue]] that the most entertaining aspect of any of these games is discovering new ways to get [[banned]].

===Zrokky's Custom RPGMaker===

RPGMaker restricts the amount of faggotry one can spew, irritating Zrokky to the point he set out to create his own alternative.
It wasn't long before his lack of programming skills became the biggest issue, Zrokky was unable to master advanced 3D effects such as texture transparencies.
After he inevitably threw in the towel, a group of fans took of over, and the project is still hopelessly stalled.

The "3D" RPG Maker features graphics stolen from RPG Maker and is anything but 3D.
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==The majestic and demonic Csaba Zorn==
[[File:Ruby Wedding 3.jpg|thumb|<center>Csaba Zorn.</center>|right]]
Zrokky is a known mid-20s manchild with a penchant for slime, brutalizing his own native language, banning dozens of people at a time, furry fandom, and spending his entire fucking life devoted to making the worst abominations of games in the history of mankind. Throughout the last ten years Zrokky has been working to grow the largest e-peen in the Hungarian Homebrew RPG world, and as a result earned the label of a psychopathic schitzophrenic sick fuck balding furfag who can go to hell for his crimes against nature.

===Moon Dragon Entertainment===

The story begins in [[2004]] when Zrokky posted his demo for Dragon Blade 1 on the forums of an RPGMaker team known as Moon Dragon. Moon Dragon was known for their hit game Amnézia, and if you mention to Zrokky how good that game was he will immediately start [[aspie|flapping his arms]] and pounding away at the keyboard until he finds the banhammer. Upon posting his demo, the userbase of Moon Dragon completely [[flame wars|decimated]] him and ousted him as a [[you|talentless hack]]. Complaints ranged from the ridiculously unbalanced enemy progression, and Zrokky's complete rape of the Hungarian language by including obscure [[German]] slang that only he understood.

{{quote|On other forums they flamed my games some ten pages long and they call it opinion.|Please don't use opinions qq.}}

The butthurt was so intense that after being so anally ravaged, he made his own forum and started to work on building his [[personal army]] of 12 year olds who can't tell the difference between a good or bad game. The forum was dubbed SGForum (possibly for [[truth|Super Gay]]) and to this day Zrokky is still irate about the criticism and beating he received over his first demo. Like a typical sperg, he blames the [[admin]] and not the userbase.

===Ruby Dragon Forums===

Over time his userbase grew, however with new faces came the inevitable [[hate|criticism]]. Zrokky took it upon himself to [[banhammer|ban the fuck]] out of anyone who disagreed with him. One particular duo, Juju and her boyfriend Puli, completely smashed Zrokky in a sissy internet slapfight. They were promptly banned, and Zrokky spent the next few months spreading [[liar|lies and slander]] about the couple to anyone who would listen (see: [[12-year-old|12 year olds]]). Another user named Karki was banned for [[wikileaks|leaking]] the DB3 beta copy - as if anyone other than Zrokky actually [[Nobody_gives_a_fuck|gave a fuck]].
[[File:Ruby Party.jpg|thumb|<center>Forum post celebration party!.</center>|right]]
Eventually Zrokky got tired of the stress of running an internet forum. He was [[bald|losing his hair]], becoming [[viagra|impotent]], and [[Pro-Ana|stopped eating]]. He decided to take a break and let two of his friends, Glarion and Sirius, run the boards for him. After Zrokky left the scene, the new admins [[win|unbanned]] Juju and Puli, as well as a plethora of other members who were previously banned.

{{quote|Without giving a damn, they let in members that were banned earlier, swearings began, and the idiot standard and they approved registrations without looking at them (including bots.)|Please don't use bad words qq.}}

Once Zrokky returned, [[bawww|he threw a fit]], banned the admins, and blamed them for ruining his precious forum. There was a massive revolt, everyone was cussing up a storm, and Zrokky decided the only way to solve this was to [[delete fucking everything]]. All the users gave Zrokky a collective middle finger and started their own forum known as RDE2.

===RDE2===

RDE2 grew quickly and this upset Zrokky the [[manchild]] so much that he decided to relaunch his forum, with the sole purpose of waging a gay internet war against RDE2.

{{quote|On the other hand, they didn't even ask me if I approve of RDE2. What they did was take it arbitrarily. So this isn't an excuse that they didn't know whether there'll ever be RDE and then that means we can take it... This only in fairy tales...|Please don't start another forum qq.}}

Somehow, Zrokky's forum managed to [[confusion|grow in size]] and the endless stream of staged assaults against RDE2 became too much for the admins to handle, so they closed down the site. [[Some argue]] that it was just too much of a headache to have to deal with the constant belligerent [[crapflood|spamming]] his child-warriors brought to the table.

To this day, Zrokky's pitiful forum remains the king of Hungarian RPG discussion, and has served to pound the entire community into submission and chase away anyone with actual talent.

===IRL Meetings===

Zrokky has on a few occasions organized IRL meetings for his forum members, all of which have lead to OTI drama.

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On one of these meetings, a forum user by the name of Laonyr told Zrokky's girlfriend she should drink more, let loose, and have a good time. This did not bode well with Zrokky, and a fight broke out. By the time everyone got home from the party, Zrokky had banned everyone involved. An admin by the name of Zols took Laonyr's side of the argument, a huge mistake. Zrokky achieved maximum butthurt, labeled everyone "Zols' Fans" and banned half the forum.

{{quote|Malik who agreed with me too, traveled 300 km just to meet with us. And Zrokky banned him on Christmas only because he wrote down his opinion which was similar to mine. Zrokky doesn't have a heart...|Zols, on the Xmas ban spree.}}

The banished users joined another forum to share their expirience, so Zrokky registered there as a sock account to defend his side of the story. When Zrokky's sock couldn't win the hearts of everyone there, he began an endless shitflood spree until the forum closed their doors.

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|Zrokky treats people fucking unfairly and disgustingly. Bans you, then in a topic behind your back that you cannot see (tries to) alter the truth, twists your words and sets himself as God whose word is sacred, no-one can refute it. Actually, this is what's happened not too early. I had a friend, Lao, who frequented these meetings too. While drunk, he mentioned to Zrokky's girlfriend that she should be partying more, drink. Which even the girl acknowledged was fair enough. Zrokky however snapped, he hated him since then and banned him with all kinds of stupid reasons, calling him "arrogant". Naturally. I took a stand against it, and I also had enough that if you don't act like a 13 year old and don't spam the stupid yellow faces, but be yourself, then Zrokky will not like you.
|Zols, breaking it down.

|The funniest was when he put "shit" in badword filter to be rewritten with "poopy drops".
So anyway, I gave a detailed explanation (since I know he lives in happylife dreamworld and that's what he likes) that what the fuck he's thinking, after all that he banned my friend with bullshit reasons like this, what does he even expect (because this is about the same level as if I banned his girlfriend because I maybe don't like her face), and the other bullshit that was going on in that forum, and about 6-7 people agreed with me from there, that this oppression shouldn't be that one can't be oneself, since this fake modesty is pointless, this way one can't converse normally.|Zols, breaking it down further.

|I asked him that we talk this over on msn, maybe he would get what problem half of the forum (and half the world?) has with him, but he refused. Then deleted my account, altered everything behind my back in an invisible topic again, of course the others were intelligent and didn't let this, since they knew that he only knows two sides of the story and can't do more than generalize. But then he banned some members in Christmas and labelled them "Zols fans" and the topic has calmed down since they're afraid of being banned, but like the community however.|Failed negotiations.|

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Further attempts to negotiate with Zrokky have proven unsuccessful. Either agree with him, or you're banished from his fantasy world.

===Stalker===

Someone named Árgyus went public on Zrokky's nonsense, using a lesser known rival forum to speak out. Within a day, Zrokky [[anger|registered an account]] and accused him of being a [[paranoid|sockpuppet]] of someone who trolled him from long ago. This was quickly derailed by gay [[forum]] drama when admins got into an argument about a dog. Árgyus and the admin who lost the dog debate went on to make their own gay forum.

Árgyus got into an argument with one of Zrokky's [[White Knight|white knights]] named Endymion. Eventually however they would come to an agreement that Zrokky sucks ass when he implements new [[hitler|forums rules]]:
*All posts minimum 18 words.
*Must have 1000 posts to make an off-topic post.
*All new user posts are screened by Zrokky.
*User of the Month poll where Zrokky [[bawww|deletes the thread]] if he doesn't like the winner.

Endymion was banned from the forum despite being an active user for years for speaking out against these ass backwards rules.

{{quote|Zrokky doesn't admit his fault and he's demolishing his forum thanks to this. For me, this isn't a problem, I keep in touch with friends in other places, this is going to be a problem for him instead.|Endymion, last words.}}

{{quote|My latest ill-wisher's IP addresse: 85.66.80.39. If anyone can cause him harm through this, don't hesitate to do it, it would be of great help.|Zrokky's default response to everything.}}

A bunch of users migrated to Árgyus's forum. Later on, Zrokky would reemerge into the scene by joining to once again accuse Árgyus of being a sockpuppet, this time he [[insane|intimidated]] a [[pedo|twelve year old girl]] to spam his paranoid bullshit for him.

{{quote|Ah, this must be szencsa again. He was having fun with this earlier, that he came with his immature hate and constantly rated my games 1. Now as he turned up again, suddenly another three 1 ratings appeared.. Guest ratings are not reliable since they're based on IP, dynamic IPs can vote more then once.|Zrokky, seeing Szencsa everywhere.}}

He would later on write her numerous letters about frightening trolls and flamers. These are in no way extremely creepy.

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Hey, I see Sir Árgyus has attack you as well.

Just a friendly warning, if you wouldn't know, Árgyus, he's banned from RDE, because he's an exceptionally malicious shit stirring kid. Earlier he made himeself known by the name of szencsa and constantly tried to do us harm. He made websites of us and comes to our site a million times only to talk shit to me.

Recently, he changed name to Sir Árgyus and now plays the good guy, as if he wants good, but in reality he flames us in the background all the same and tries to turn more people against us, or do us harm in any way. He was one the biggest on rpgmaker.hu too and started threads about me of all sorts, before they were banned and his and his enthusiastic friends' imprecations were deleted, who today are on the hunrpgmaker webstie.

He's gotten in touch with our earlier banned members and nicely recoloured the reason of their bans in a way, that always I came out to be the big bad unjust man, and they are but good people, who wouldn't have hurt a fly. And they try to sell these stories to others, so that they would come to hate us.

And alas this isn't everything. For years, he's been stirring shit up and we can't get rid of him. Makes videos, troll sites, registered a thousand times to us in different names and made trouble. Now, however, he came up with the idea to get in an "educated friendly big face" costume and make friends with our members, so he could divide them.

And there's still more shit stirrings other then this, but of course he doesn't admit this with his current name, instead he tries to offer the impression of a good, helpful man. Now for instance he, if I see it well, besieges you, tries to make friends with your environment!

A good advice, block that man and delete all of his comments. Don't even bother to talk to him, because he doesn't deserve it after what he's been doing the past years. If you see that he tries to seduce someone else, then tell them too what Árgyus, or in his more famous name: szencsa does.

Greetings: Zrokky

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Hello,

Sorry for bothering you with this again, but I feel I should warn you about this stuff too. Dunno if you're in contact with Szenszej, but recently the following happened:

He got in touch with Endymion and his band who possibly filled his head with those "evil" stories about us, because after a week he deleted everything from us, then asked for account deletion. Didn't tell why, he only said he no longer wishes to be here. Then he registered to Árgyus's forum and now he's a member there.

Yesterday evening Árgyus and his army "attacked" our forum again, left 4 flaming comments. Every comment was signed as Szencsa, so not on their real name, but an alias. Luckily I'm not stupid either and could identify some of them.

From the 4 comments:
-one was written by Symon Glorian (creator of VVH who's been defaming us from the beginning)
-one was written by árgyus (szencsa)
-and one by szenszej

The comment was:
"Forró vizet a kopaszra!"

I'd like to warn you that szenszej's taken Árgyus's side too and now he's privately trolling us too. Before our eyes, he acts normal, he doesn't publicly hates us on the other forum and where I can see it, but he sent the quoted message that night too.

Either he was manipulated against us or was our hater from the beginning and only joined our community from behind a mask. If he's been against us from the start, then it's possible that he only came here to make friends with the RDE members and when he gained their trust, to fill their heads with our "bad deeds". That's why I'm saying to warn you that he's abnormal.

About Endymion and his friends: After they were banned they went nuts and joined the side of the flamers. I also know that they tried to turn some of our members. It might be possible that they too try to get in touch with our members try to turn them against us.

Thought it's better if you know these too. :unsure:

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{{quote|I should get in contact with his parents somehow and tell them what's going on, then perhaps he'd stop for a while or something. On the Internet he knows well that nobody can do anything against him and since he can change name anytime he can do anything, he can always start clean. Perhaps that's why he's such an asshole <_< |How he wants to deal with Árgyus}}

===Furfaggotry===

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;In early 2013 Zrokky registered for the only Hungarian [[furry]] forum and immediately shifted gears to turbofag mode. Here's the logs, translated to English.

Heeeey hello, greetings everybody!!!

Wassup around here? Doing furry stuff? Well then I'd introduce myself: I'm Zrokee, hello! Though if world's end's not happening I'll register here and get to know you, hope you don't mind.

Of myself I can write what the majority of the furries can: I Love music, manga, anime, movies, cartoons, animals, nature, etc, I love almost everything connected to furry, started in childhood and doesn't want to stop and the likes of that. :)

I've grown up in the country, now I'm a guy from Budapest at the level of a child while I feel myself old. About my name, I've just made it up. My style is somewhat mixed, I love interesting things, like to try myself in many things, especially in IT. Somehow I was always annoyed by humanity, so even as a child I wanted friends that are like what I saw in cartoons with animal characters. I stumbled upon the first furry art accidentally on a cd, which charmed be so much that when I've got Internet I jumped immediately in.

My fursona's an interesting cross between a fox because that's what I resemble the most, and a dragon, since I can choose.

Imagine me somewhere between the two till I dazzle you with my mind-spinning art skills. :)

In short, briefly this is it, I'll listen to your questions instead, because to listen is gold and I'm poor.

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;As to be expected on any internet forum, it doesn't take long for Zrokky to find some gay love.

Caleb: Zrokee, I believe that you have an over-developed humor and secretly long for company of the same gender, but unlike that others, I don't bloody care about your sexual identity... ...aside that I fuck you pregnant in a dark ally :D

Zrokee: Caleb! I still have to disappoint you, if I were gay I would have introduced myself this way: Hello li'l furry dudes! How are you doing? Give me a warm welcome! If I were a jerk, then: Hey! Sup? How's it going? I'm the newcomer! Na! Thing is I'm here because I came and ...fuck you! These are furniggers! I'm getting the hell outta here! Mommy I'm going to disco at the weekend gimme money!

Caleb: A huge sum of fags registered here and none of them introduced themselves this way...

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;Zrokky proclaimed this exchange an internet victory for himself and moved on to his next victim.

Jarkore: Hey there Zrokke, welcome to the forums, etc, when do we bang party?

Zrokee: Jarkore! Hold your horses! For further misunderstandings I'd like to state that I'm hetero, poor Caleb's still on the infirmary because of me. :) It'd be wise to keep in mind that around here you don't react to some jokes as heteros elsewhere. X)

Jarkore: Maybe you're misunderstanding, it wasn't an offer or something like that, but a simple joke referring to the forum's majority of "different" members xD

Zrokee: Ja of course you're joking... then if you see my muscular stallion body, manly chin, wild glance and I'll have to immediately call the dog catcher to get you off of me. XD

Jarkore: Come to the meeting with reins X3

Zrokee: Ha! I'm not afraid of you! You'll be disappointed anyway! X)

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;And what turbofag spree is complete without the glorified attention whoring ragequit?

Well, the timing's perfect, now everyone's going to think that I'm offended, luckily I'm not like that I had great fun with Caleb. :)

Dear females and males! I think there's no point delaying this really surprising discovery, according to which in the past 10 days I came to the world-trembling truth that I don't belong in here... pause... I've been feeling it for days. What can I say you're kind, you're cute, I like you. Huhh. This cutsy talk makes my teeth rot. But I feel I don't belong in here because I'm intolerable, I make fun of everything, but I didn't want to hurt you. I'm digging my own grave. :)

I know you think that all this had fucking no point, he came here for 4-5 days acted like a douche then he scrams, and we wrote to him like stupids. why the hell did he come here in the first place? It was definitely worth a try, I didn't regret it, I hope neither do you.

So what do you say if we say our farewells friendly, I pack up and go? Waving long. :) Not because of you, I just feel like I couldn't fit in. Then we'll meet someday on dA or FA when my drawing skills are better. Hm? Heh, this one didn't last long either, did he? :)

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===Slime Fetish===

Zrokky is known to achieve full erection at the site of anything gooey, including but not limited to:
[[File:DBO2 Cap 2.jpg|thumb|<center>Character development.</center>|right]]
* Snot.
* Oysters.
* Snails.
* [[Semen]].
* The perspiration that forms under his armpits.
* The outer rim of his [[Toilet_Seat|toilet bowl]].
* Green Slime [[Theft|ripped]] directly from Dragon Quest.
* [[Star_Ocean:_Till_the_End_of_Time|Star Ocean]] characters.

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===How to Troll Zrokky===
[[File:DB01 Cap 2.jpg|thumb|<center>Always remind him that his games look like shit.</center>|right]]
[[File:DBO1 Cap 1.jpg|thumb|<center>Always.</center>|right]]
*Praise Amnézia in front of him.
*Ask about how to contact Zols or any of his banned members.
*Ask him when his next bullshit game is coming out.
*Tell him "Forró vizet a kopaszra!" - this means "hot water to the bald" - Árgyus's pals all sent him this message once.

==Did You Know?==

*Zrokky [[banned]] half his forum out of butthurt. Twice.
*Zrokky calls anyone who [[some argue|disagrees]] with him "[[irony|slimes]]".
*Zrokky [[wordfilter|wordfilters]] "shit" into "poopy drops".
*Zrokky once [[Delete_fucking_everything|shut his entire site down]] because users were having fun without him.
*Zrokky includes butthurt [[Easter Egg]] messages to anyone who tries to [[hack|decompile]] his games.

==Gallery==

{{cg|The Life & Times of Zrokky|sp0|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Matrix.jpg|<center>RPGMaker skills like Neo.</center>
File:Ruby Bald.jpg|<center>It's a stressful hobby.</center>
File:Ruby Wedding.jpg|<center>Some things can't be explained.</center>
File:Ruby Plushie.jpg|<center>Yes, they're fucking.</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Slime Plushie.jpg|<center>High quality slime tube plushies.</center>
File:Ruby Snail Plushie.jpg|<center>Fap fodder.</center>
File:Ruby Wedding 3.jpg|<center>That wtf stare.</center>
File:Ruby Wedding 2.jpg|<center>Breaking the matrix like Neo.</center>
File:Ruby Mexicano.jpg|<center>¡Arriba!</center>
</gallery><br>
}}

{{cg|Ruby Dragon Drawings|sp1|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Toiletbowl.jpg|<center>What's the matter, wc-chan?</center>
File:Ruby Hang.jpg|<center>Green Slime always wins.</center>
File:Ruby Fam.jpg|<center>What a lovely bunch.</center>
File:Ruby Fam 2.png|<center>Accurate.</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Girl.jpg|<center>Seriously lacking slime.</center>
File:Ruby Drool.jpg|<center>There we go.</center>
File:Ruby Butterfly.jpg|<center>Autism.</center>
File:Ruby Xmas.jpg|<center>The gift of a game not made by Zrokky.</center>
File:Ruby Meat.jpg|<center>Just stop.</center>
File:Ruby Furry.jpg|<center>Furry?</center>
File:Ruby Cry.jpg|<center>Drugs are bad.</center>
File:Ruby Amy.jpg|<center>Nice forearm.</center>
File:Ruby lolmemes.jpg|<center>lol memes.</center>
File:Ruby Exploitable.gif|<center>le meme face.</center>
File:Ruby Rape.jpg|<center>Obligatory slime rape.</center>
</gallery>
}}<br>

{{cg|Ruby Dragon Comic (English Translation)|sp|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Comic 01.jpg|<center>Page 1</center>
File:Ruby Comic 02.jpg|<center>Page 2</center>
File:Ruby Comic 03.jpg|<center>Page 3</center>
File:Ruby Comic 04.jpg|<center>Page 4</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Comic 05.jpg|<center>Page 5</center>
File:Ruby Comic 06.jpg|<center>Page 6</center>
File:Ruby Comic 07.jpg|<center>Page 7</center>
File:Ruby Comic 08.jpg|<center>Page 8</center>
File:Ruby Comic 09.jpg|<center>Page 9</center>
File:Ruby Comic 10.jpg|<center>Page 10</center>
File:Ruby Comic 11.jpg|<center>Page 11</center>
File:Ruby Comic 12.jpg|<center>Page 12</center>
File:Ruby Comic 13.jpg|<center>Page 13</center>
File:Ruby Comic 14.jpg|<center>Page 14</center>
File:Ruby Comic 15.jpg|<center>Page 15</center>
File:Ruby Comic 16.jpg|<center>Page 16</center>
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{{cg|Misc Caps)|sp3|center|<gallery>
File:Ruby Furry Cap.png|
File:Ruby Furry Cap 2.png|
File:Ruby Threat Cap 2.jpg|
File:Ruby Obsession.png|
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ruby Youtube Cap.png|
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==

*[[Hungary]]
*[[RPG_Maker|RPG Maker]]
*[[Steel Widow Klan]]
*[[Video Games]]
*[[MMORPG]]

==External Links==

{{yt|u|Zrokky|Ruby Dragon Entertainment}}<br />
{{fb|pages/RubyDragon-Entertainment/148068278637742|Ruby Dragon Entertainment}}<br />
{{fb|csaba.zorn.3|Csaba Zorn}}<br />
*[http://www.livestream.com/Zrokky Livestream Account]
*[http://moondragon.hu/forum/ MoonDragon Entertainment Forums]
*[http://rubydragon.zrn.hu Official Website]
*http://rubydragon.uw.hu/jatek/db4-bs-english.zip - The demo's intro in broken English

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{{MMORPG}}

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SymonGlorian: Created page with "{{achtung|'''SAFETY WARNING:''' You must not say anything mean or you'll be sentenced to eternal damnation in his upcoming game.}} {| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:white;width:300px;" ! colspan="2" | |- ! colspan="2" | {{{name|{{PAGENAME}}}}} |-bgcolor="white" ! colspan="2" |250px |- bgcolor="white" | '''Powerword:''' || Gábor Simon |- bgcolor="white" | '''Nationality..."

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! colspan="2" |[[File:SteelWidowKlan Simon.png|center|250px]]
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Powerword:''' || Gábor Simon
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Nationality:''' || [[Hungarian]]
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Gender:''' || [[male]]
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Type:''' || revolving door
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Power level:''' || tiny
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Maturity:''' || [[NO U]]
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Incel energy:''' || critically [[butthurt]]
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Website:''' || [https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45026302 steam], [https://www.reddit.com/r/Paracom/ Paracom reddit]
|- bgcolor="white"
| '''Fanmail:''' || paranormalcommand@gmail.com
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|}

'''Steel Widow Klan''' is a never ending cycle of coerced collaboration and character assassination in [[RPG Maker]] ran by a condom reject with chronic [[USI|main character syndrome]] called '''Symon Glorian (powerword: Gábor Simon)'''.

Take [[Zrokky]], remove any trace of talent, dial up the [[God Complex|delusion to the skies]], and you get a pathetic excuse for a human life who's [[crapflood|spent the last 2 decades shitting out]] revenge fantasy upon revenge fantasy about [[homicide|butchering his own family]], [[NO U|destroying former collaborators]] and [[incel|murdering ex-girlfriends]] - all presented as a pretentious power fantasy about Simon's [[edgelord]] [[self-insert]] saving the world by becoming ruler of the god damn universe and destroying all who stand in his way.

Throughout his career Simon's been [[trying too hard|trying ass blastingly hard]] to build up an online cult of personality in the [[Hungarian]] RPG Maker community by [[theft|imitating]] [[at least a hundred]] games then [[lazy|begging others to finish his stolen universes]]. Lacking actual talent (hence he uses RPG Maker), Simon latches on to anyone willing to give free labor (ideas, art, coding, marketing), but because nobody can tolerate his obnoxious shit stirring personality for long, each pathetic attempt of a collaboration resulted in him throwing a tantrum and [[defamation|slandering]] his former friends in numerous copium plotlines to prove to himself he's the biggest martyr in the universe. Each time he erases people and steals their work by pretending he did everything important and each such game is about his self-insert giving [[tl;dr|painstakingly drawn out]] patronizing lectures about how the former collaborators are preventing him from saving the world before killing them off for good. And then becoming god to save them as an ultimate act of childish self-importance. Reading these dialogues will make you want to shoot yourself in the face.

He started this faggotry with his family and eventually added his ex-girlfriends. He also dedicated one of his games, where he kills his own father, to the memory of said dead father, earning him the label of a batshit insane obsessive desperate as fuck vindictive [[incel]] faggot who will [[die alone]] in hell for his crimes against humanity.

With all bridges burned, the Hungarian RPG Maker community long dead and any remaining people driven off by a daily barrage of his [[do not want|self-promotion]], Simon is [[attention whore|seeking attention]] in the English world of [[indie]] development next with Paracom.

== Paracom ==

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Paracom Parody.png|thumb|200px]|Paracom in a nutshell]]

Paracom's a derivative RPG Maker [[horror]] game that rehashes known horror games and is Simon's latest attempt at begging for free labor after a series of failures in Hungary. The story's about a SWAT team entering the mimic house from that old [[yugioh]] card in a SCP Foundation rip off setting. The only thing notable about this mess is Simon's relentless desperate promotion from a [[sockpuppet]].

<gallery>
Image:SteelWidowKlan Sock1.png
Image:SteelWidowKlan Sock2.png
</gallery>

{| class="wikitable"
|+ [https://www.gsplus.hu/magyarjatek/paracom-steel-widow-klan-magyar-jatek-megjelent-373885.html GameStar article]
|-
!Original
!Translated
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|Külön érdekesség a játékmenet meta rétege: bizonyos rejtvények összetevői szétszórva találhatók, és ha a párosításokat "kívülről" (azaz a játék szokványos logikáján túli módon, kreatívan) illeszted össze, a csapattársaid gyanakodni kezdhetnek rád, és a mentális befolyásolás mechanikája miatt elfordulhatnak tőled. Ez a paranoia-tengely jól illeszkedik a Paracom atmoszférájába.
|A particularly interesting feature is the game's meta-layer: components for certain puzzles are scattered throughout, and if you piece them together 'from the outside'—using creative logic beyond the game’s standard rules—your teammates may become suspicious. Thanks to the mental influence mechanic, they might even turn against you. This paranoia axis fits perfectly within the atmosphere of Paracom.
|}

He literally made his own batshit psychology a game mechanic.

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== Previous Games ==

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Edgy.png|thumb|200px]|Besting his brother.]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Battle.png|thumb|200px]|Ripping off [[Pokemon]] and BlazBlue]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Requiem.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon.png|thumb|200px|Obsilon - ugly as fuck tactical RPG]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon2.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3 God Complex.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Picnic 3 God Complex2.png|thumb|200px]]

The games are Simon's public diaries of grievances pretending to be games. The only thing lulzworthy about them is the recurring god complex and the compulsion to kill off his family.

Simon's development process:
# watches some [[animu|azn power fantasy]]
# imagines himself [[unrealistic expectations|as cool as the protagonist]]
# faps to himself
# adds person who hurt his feelings/disagreed with him as antagonist set out to destroy the world
# makes his self-insert become the most powerful god ever
# faps to himself
# begs people for reviews and collaborations
# faps to himself
# ??????
# [[PROFIT|faps to himself]]

With the gameplay being a repetitve grind and the dialogue being [[And Fuck You Anyway|regurgitated clichés from movies and old memes]], it's astonishing Simon even has an audience. Or does he? He added the same 3 pieces of fanart into the launch menus to pre-emptively convince us, [[no|so...]]

The fact of the matter is Simon couldn't write an engaging plot if his life depended on it. The protagonist is literally himself. All. The. Time. And his irl friends are portrayed as bumbling idiots that serve as props for his ego or as mouthpieces for things he's too [[pussy|cowardly]] to have his self-insert directly say. The friends are also written as corrupt and prone to betraying Simon, which is a forced self-fulfilling prophecy and his main excuse for being a shithead nobody can tolerate.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds ===

Dubbed as VVH1. Simon's brother Dániel Simon (known as [[necrophilia|The Necromant]]) did [[WW3]], so Symon Glorian must [[BTFO]] him to save the world. He does so with help from the obligatory [[loli]] angel Adea and his father who promptly dies after giving him an [[animu]] sword. Symon is so cool he [[edgy|flips off the final boss before that could start his monologue]].

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===

We navigate the wet dream of Simon Glorian yet again as he's burdened by fangirls he has to save. Shit happens and his friend Kummer tries to off him. A bunch of other shit later they kill the Goddes of HEL, who is [[Your Mom|Kummer's mother]].

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds III: Spirit of Battle ===

[[shit nobody cares about|Symon rises from the dead to kill God.]]

=== Obsilon - Seplau ===

Simon pretends he can make strategy games. The gameplay is a boring ass grindfest where you fight the same pixel garbage a hundred times. The protagonist is another self-pitying faggot named Jillian Weber, who works for a planet conquering company named after Simon, Sy-Tech.
He claimed he wrote this based on a book to appear sophisticated, when pressed he revealed the book was [[LOL|actually written by Kummer and himself]]. He also insisted this was sci-fi [[eurofag|Heroes of Might and Magic]] and got decimated.
Nobody played this shit past the first mission.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: [[ESL|Blessed The Child]] ===

Still mad half a decade later, he did the same brother killing story twice. Now the [[Final Fantasy|Klimhazzard]] sword starts what is called ''Teh Curse of Teh Glorians'' - a myth building narrative excuse used to justify Simon acting like an [[asshole]] toward literally everyone who doesn't suck his cock as hard as he expects.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: [[Lacuna Coil|End of Time]] ===

Now with crappy jpeg stolen console graphics he was too lazy to properly edit.

=== World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: Requiem ===

Side story where he meets the [[paradox|atheist nun]] Zoé and the rest of the church maids immediately ask him out on dates as well. The game is supposed to be a commemoration of Simon's friendship (hint: [[no shit|it didn't last long]]) with Grigor of Frost Dragon Entertainment but instead we get more rambling about his evil brother and mother.

=== Picnic ===

Uses his own photo this time. Attempts to rip off [[South Park]] and rewrites a lot of [[Warhammer 40k]] lore to make himself the savior. Robina The Hood from DragonFable and [[Paris Hilton]] are added as awkward sex interests.

=== Picnic 3: The Reckoning The System Shall Tremble ===

Simon and Kummer fight [[gypsies]], [[cops]], [[nigger]] [[army|US soldiers]], and [[hipsters]] known as the "span system" in an attempt to appear cool, but first the game must start with [[cockslap|cockslapping]] Kummer in the face as retaliation for not creating Picnic 2. Simon can't keep the butthurt out of this comedy game either: real women who didn't want to date him are put into shameful roles. He also takes revenge upon Gábor Dúl, a former friend given an entire special thanks screen in VVH3, by portraying him as a virgin homosexual. The game ends with an evil power compelling Simon's friends to betray him, so Simon sucks his own cock to become a god and save everyone.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Example dialogue
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|Narrátor: Történetünk fonalát 2 héttel a Piknik 2 után vesszük fel...
Kummer: Amit én KUMMER GERGŐ nem írtam meg mert egy HURKABOA vagyok, és ezt kijelentem teljes itélőképsségem tudtában.
|Narrator: We pick up the thread of our story two weeks after Picnic 2...
Kummer: Which I, GERGŐ KUMMER, did not write because I am a sausage-boa, and I declare this in full possession of my faculties.
|-
|Vera: Egy pillanat, ti meg akartatok idézni egy káoszistent? Hihetelen hogy én csak erre kellek a férfiaknak! Megyek is innen.
Simon: Mivel a másik dolgot amire használható lennél nem hagyod...
|Vera: A moment, you guys wanted to summon a chaos god? Unbelievable—is this all men want me for! I'm out of here.
Simon: Well, since you won't let us use you for the other thing you'd be good for...
|-
|Gabriel: Ki kell állnotok a félelem próbáját.
Kummer: Vera lettem? Ez nem akkora nagy cucc, Legalább megnézem magam mesztelenül.

Levente: Kanos vagyok...

Kummer: *sikít*
|Gabriel: You must pass the test of fear.
Kummer: I’ve become Vera? That’s not such a big deal. At least I’ll take a look at myself naked.

Levente: I'm horny...

Kummer: *screams*
|}

{{clear}}

== Booted by Grigor ==

=== Phase 1: Begging Gone Wrong ===

Simon begged for a fangame of Obsilon Seplau, Xtvman took the bait. It failed. Next was Grigor, who wanted to expand the universe with interesting co-protagonists — big mistake. Simon the manchild couldn't bear the world not revolving around himself and shat all over it. As a result, Grigor's Obsilon Retribution was bullied off the internet.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rpgmaker-legends/id1579272462 Simon's podcast]
!Original
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|Egy kín volt játszani azt a játékot és nekem ezt így úgy kellett igazából visszaadnom a fejlesztőknek, hogy ők amúgy tényleg egy évnyi kőkemény munkát fektettek így ebbe és csak rossz lett. És most így ezzel a helyzettel annyira nem tudtam mit kezdeni, hogy így "jó, figyelj, hát kitesszük, meglátjuk, mit szólnak"... Hát az emberek nem voltak kedvesek ezzel a játékkal. Annyira, hogy gyakorlatilag széttépték az egészet és [[victim complex|nagyon sok ilyen fenyegető levelet is kaptam]], hogy ezzel legyek már szives kezdeni valamit.
|Playing that game was pure torture, and I had to report back to the developers—who had actually put a year of intense labor into it—that it just turned out bad. I honestly didn't know how to handle the situation, so it was like, 'Okay, look, we’ll put it out there and see what they think'... Well, people were not kind to this game. To the point where they practically tore the whole thing apart, and [[victim complex|I even received a lot of threatening letters]] demanding that I please do something about it.
|}

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Obsilon Grigor.png|thumb|Real time sci-fi Heroes of Might and Magic III]]

—Surely, it was the imaginary fans threatening to riot who hated it.

Other failed collaborations with Frost Dragon followed. Eventually Simon's passive aggression leveled up into stirring up shit in personal lives. Grigor and Argent/Dan kicked his sorry ass out of RPGMaker.hu, citing some [[dog]] insulting incident as the final straw.

Simon reacted how every mature person would:
* [[censorship|deleted all mention]] of Frost Dragon in the Hungarian [[Wikipedia]] article on RPG Maker.
* published Obsilon Armageddon, a long [[shitpost]] in game form entirely about the evil Grigor instigating terrorist uprisings destroying planets and must be stopped by <s>Jillian</s> Simon.
* made another raving shitpost—RM Revolution—where he claimed ownership of RPGMaker.hu and portrayed Grigor as a dumbass tyrant who destroys Simon's air purifying towers and healing crystals to raise statues for himself in their place. Simon was banned from the colony with a "dampening tower" that limits who can enter based on [[Dragon Ball|power level]]. (Predictably, Simon is a [[Over 9000|lv9000 god]] in this universe too.)

{{clear}}

{| class="wikitable"
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|Szóval megint nem válaszolsz... Soha nem válaszolsz. Rámbíztad anno, hogy vigyázzak rá. És én belementem az irántad érzett tiszteletből. Pedig tudtam, hogy ellenem fog fordulni. Ahogy mindenki ellen fordult eddig. [[Victim complex|De én szó nélkül tűrtem a hozzánemértését és a hülyeségét. És támogattam őt akkor is, amikor már senki sem, mert hinni akartam benned, hogy visszatérsz és beváltod minden ígéreted. De nem tetted. Magunkra hagytál minket. És én még ezt is képes voltam elfogadni és egyedül folytatni... "vele".]]

De ezt nem lett volna képes egyedül megoldani. Te segítettél neki. Nem szóltál, nem kerestél, csak hátba támadtál te is, ahogy ő a drága öcséd is. És annyi minden után, ezt most nem nyelem le. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|És te is tudod, mi következik most. Hogy mire vagyok képes. És mit fogok tenni.]]

De tudod mit? Megadom neked az utolsó SZÓ jogát. Tessék, állíts meg. Egy szavadba kerül és [drama whore|leszerelem a flottát, és abbahagyom az egészet. Gyerünk. Magyarázd meg, miért tetted. Argent. Meg fogom ölni az unokaöcsédet. Ez se elég arra, hogy tégy valamit?]]

Én megadtam a lehetőséget. [[Bawwwww|A szomorú, tudod, az, hogy azt hittem, barátok vagyunk.]]
| So you’re not answering again... You never answer. You entrusted me with looking after him back then. And I went along with it out of respect for you. Even though I knew he would turn against me. Just as he has turned against everyone so far. [[Victim complex|But I endured his incompetence and his stupidity without a word. And I supported him even when no one else would, because I wanted to believe in you—that you would return and fulfill all your promises. But you didn’t. You abandoned us. And I was even able to accept that and continue alone... with "him."]]

But he wouldn't have been able to do this alone. You helped him. You didn't speak, you didn't reach out; you just stabbed me in the back, just like he did—your dear young nephew. And after everything, I’m not swallowing this. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|And you know what comes next. What I am capable of. And what I am going to do.]]

But you know what? I’ll give you the right to the last WORD. Go ahead, stop me. It takes one word from you and [[drama whore|I’ll stand down the fleet and stop the whole thing. Come on. Explain why you did it. Argent. I am going to kill your nephew. Is even that not enough for you to do something?]]

I gave you the chance. [[Bawwwww|The sad thing, you know, is that I thought we were friends.]]
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Greencat's perspective
|-
!Original
!Translated
|-
|GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy [[ignored|Argent le se szarta őt]] se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd

Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".

Dév: Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon.
|GreenCat: Honestly, his problem was that everyone is a cocksucker except for himself. (Plus, [[ignored|Argent didn't give a shit about him]] most of the time either, and his ego couldn't handle that.) xd

Hyen: All I’m gonna quote on that is "dampening tower."

Dév: Doesn't he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is born.
|}

=== Phase 2: Sockpuppet Autofellatio ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan SoulCubeGaming.png|thumb|center|Simon being a masquerading faggot.]]
4 years later Simon watches Friday the 13th and imagines himself as Jason Voorheese. He launches [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNjbDneoJFI Soul Cube Gaming], a [[forced meme]] [[youtube|game review channel]] that almost immediately degrades into [[auto-fellatio|him sucking himself off again]] - from behind a mask this time because he pretended to be his own fanboy ("Soul"). [[shit nobody cares about|He rants about Grigor being a shit game dev who held back many Steel Widow projects and announces his new game Omnissiah where he will do Grigor's characters justice or some shit]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Full on [[sockpuppet]] self-sucking
!Original
!Translated
|-
|Soul: Nem sokan hallottak a Dragon Hunters-ről, aki pedig igen, az magyarország egyik legközépszerűbb bughalmaz játékaként ismerte meg és senkiben sem hagyott mély nyomot. Mivel a Frost Dragon csapat nagy fanja volt a VVH sorozatnak, ezért meg is keresték őket egy kis segítség reményében. A lényeg az volt, hogy a Dragon Hunters-nek készült volna egy sokkal történetbázisúbb, sötétebb hangulatú és akció orientáltabb remake-je.

Cube: Gyakorlatilag VVH-t akartak csinálni belőle.

Soul: Ami nem lett volna olyan gagyi, mint az eredeti verzió. Így a két csapat nagyjából egy napnyi intenzív brainstorming után egy meglehetősen eredeti és jó sztorival állt elő. A projektet viszont később kukázták, a Frost Dragon Ent. pedig inkább a mindenki által rühelt Until You Get There sorozatot kezdte el írni. Így a Dragon Hunters főszereplőjének, Erran karrierjének csúcspontja az maradt, hogy szerepelt pár VVH részben - például a Requiem-ben.

Cube: Vagy az Omnissiah-ban.

Soul: Shh! Hallgass, Cube.

Cube: Ja, bocs. Spoiler alert.
|Soul: Not many people have heard of Dragon Hunters, and those who have know it as one of Hungary's most mediocre, bug-ridden games—it didn't exactly leave a lasting impression on anyone. Since the Frost Dragon team were big fans of the VVH series, they reached out to them hoping for a bit of help. The core idea was to create a remake of Dragon Hunters that was much more story-driven, darker in tone, and more action-oriented.

Cube: Basically, they wanted to turn it into VVH.

Soul: Which wouldn't have been as tacky as the original version. So, after about a day of intense brainstorming, the two teams came up with a pretty original and solid story. However, the project was later scrapped, and Frost Dragon Ent. started writing the universally loathed Until You Get There series instead. Consequently, the peak of Erran's career—the protagonist of Dragon Hunters—remained his cameos in a few VVH episodes, like Requiem.

Cube: Or Omnissiah.

Soul: Shh! Quiet, Cube.

Cube: Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert.
|-
|Cube: Nem hallottál a Piknik 3-ról? Hát szégyeld magad, mivel magyarország egyik legjobban sikerült és egyben legelborultabb poénjátéka! De ne aggódj, mert nemsokára bemutatjuk.

Cube: Hogyha a [[South Park]] és a [[Family Guy]] a magyar valóságban játszódna, akkor az valahogy így nézne ki.

Soul: De mivel mindenki befejezte már az általános iskola első osztályát, felmerül a jogos kérdés, hogy hol a piknik 1 és 2, hogyha mindenki a hármon folytatta az agyát.

Cube: Nos, a legenda úgy tartja, hogy a Piknik 1 él és virul. A programozók egy hétvége alatt írták és a poénok 80 százaléka csak nekik vicces, ezért úgy döntöttek, nem adják ki. Bár megigérték, hogyha nagy lesz az érdeklődés, akkor mégis. Most hogy lehet, hogy a következő rész akkor mégis 3, nem pedig 2? Azért, mert a csapat kettéoszlott, hogy megírja a második és a harmadik részt, de közben a második részt író csapattagok "beköcsögültek" - ne röhögjél, ez a hivatalos jelentésben áll. Így a harmadik rész napvilágot látott, a második pedig nem, és sajnos nem is fog valószínűleg.
|Cube: You haven't heard of Picnic 3? Well, shame on you, because it’s one of Hungary’s most successful and most messed up comedy games! But don't worry, we’ll be reviewing it shortly.

Cube: If [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] took place in Hungarian reality, it would look something like this.

Soul: But since everyone has already finished the first grade of elementary school, the legitimate question arises: where are Picnic 1 and 2, if everyone is losing their minds over the third one?

Cube: Well, legend has it that Picnic 1 is alive and well. The programmers wrote it over a single weekend and 80 percent of the jokes are only funny to them, so they decided not to release it. Though they did promise that if there’s enough interest, they will release. Now, how is it possible that the next part is 3 instead of 2? It’s because the team split up to write the second and third parts, but in the meantime, the team members writing the second part "fagged out"—don't laugh, that's what it says in the official report. Thus, the third part saw the light of day, while the second did not, and unfortunately, it probably never will.
|}

=== Phase 3: Omnissiah The Masterpiece ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Zoe.png|thumb|200px|Zoé's judgement by teh Glorian]]

Allegedly the best game Simon could ever create. Symon takes part in an [[animu]] [[tourneyfag|tournament arc]] to become machine god. The trials include murdering Grigor yet again and Simon's ex-[[girlfriends]] as well. [[sad|He seriously wasted 3 years of his life on making this.]]

There's a plotline where fate forces Symon to kill his own father. After the game's release Simon's father actually died and [[WTF|he retroactively made this game the commemoration]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Characters
|-
!Character
!Real Person
!Details
|-
|Danny Glorian/The Necromant
|Dániel Simon
|Symon goes back in time to kill him AGAIN and show him the middle finger AGAIN.
|-
|André Glorian
|András Simon
|During his time travels, fate forces Symon to kill his own father.
|-
|Ashgrey
|Gergő Ivanics (Grigor)
|An orphanage burning psychopath who sold his soul to evil. Sentenced to eternal damnation in space by Symon's bff.
|-
|Nina
|Judit Kiss (Bluebell)
|Symon in girl form. Girl Symon is Symon's only true love. Caused a big black doomsday smoke cloud by disobeying the rules of the universe. Begs Symon to be killed.
|-
|Enaya Testeros/Eny
|Erika Fruzsina Kiss
|Lectures herself on breaking up with Symon to become a doctor as being the worst mistake of her life.
|-
|Fruzsina
|Fruzsina Forgó
|Gets kidnapped and left on a deserted island by Symon for challenging his authority.
|-
|Beatrix DiMarco
|Beáta Varga
|Rejects Symon. [[batshit insane|This rejection causes a time loop where she is responsible for the creation of the Necromant who destroys millions of lives.]] Is sentenced to eternal damnation as a [[Final Fantasy VIII|Guardian Force]].
|-
|Zoé Karasi
|Zsuzsa Karászi
|Plots with Symon to kill the omnissiah. This is a double cross where she gets to become god. Her reason being: doesn't wanna grow old and ugly. Symon watches her [[period|bleed]] to death and explode as he lectures her on morality. [[duh|Then it's Symon who becomes god]].
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Example dialogue
!Original
!Translated
|-
|Eny: Én hülye vagyok... Egyszerűen pocsék vagyok minden döntésben amit csak meg lehet hozni. Csak nézzünk végig az egész életemen egy pillanatra. Én elhagytam az egyetlen fiút aki tiszta szívből szeretett azért aki voltam... Nem azért mert én vagyok a világ legbefolyásosabb orvosa, vagy egyik legerősebb SeeDje... Önmagamért szeretett... én pedig otthagytam őt mindenféle használható magyarázat nélkül... Azért, mert féltem, hogy túl unalmas lesz az életem ha vele maradok... Erre fogtam és CSINÁLTAM egy MÉG SOKKAL DE SOKKAL UNALMASABB ÉLETET! Én cserbenhagytam az egyetlen embert, aki SENKIT sem hagyott cserben... Sőt... meghalt... az olyanokért mint én... és én cserébe ezért összetörtem a szivét... Megbízott bennem a mindenével ami csak ő volt... És tudod mi a legrosszabb? Hogy soha, senki nem hibáztatott... SENKI... senkinek sem fordult meg a fejében hogy én hagytam ott őt... nem fordítva... Most pedig itt vagyok a világ végén, és szörnyeket ölök, és végre megint a világért harcolhatok és végképp tudatosult bennem, hogy lehetett volna ez is az életem... Maradhattam volna Symonnal is... és akkor minden napom így telt volna... és a szivem mélyén MINDIG IS ERRE VÁGYTAM.

Edward: Igen, Eny hülye vagy..... Ha így érzel, miért nem neki mondod el? Ti emberek komolyan az agyamra mentek néha. Miért éri meg nektek mindig jobban a büszkeségetek és a haragotok, mint BESZÉLNI. Ennél egyszerűbb dolog nincs is a világon... Beszélj... ha mondani akarsz valamit.

Eny: Bocsáss meg nekem Edward. Azt hiszem pánik rohamom volt.

Edward: Az elmúlt 3 órát azzal töltöttük hogy túlvilági húsevő szörnyetegek ellen csatáztunk... és neked MOST van pánikrohamod... MOST... mert szembe néztél az érzelmeiddel... Tudod én egy másvilági élőholt sárkányember vagyok... de szerintem valami baromira nem stimmel veled...
|Eny: I’m an idiot... I’m just plain terrible at every single decision that can possibly be made. Just look back at my entire life for a moment. I left the only boy who loved me with all his heart for who I was... Not because I’m the world’s most influential doctor, or one of the strongest SeeDs... He loved me for me... and I left him without any kind of useful explanation... I did it because I was afraid my life would be too boring if I stayed with him. So, what did I do? I went and MADE a life that is WAY, WAY BOREMORER! I let down the only person who NEVER let anyone down... In fact... he died... for people like me... and in return, I broke his heart. He trusted me with everything he was... And do you know what the worst part is? No one ever blamed me. NO ONE... it never even crossed anyone’s mind that I was the one who left him... not the other way around. And now here I am at the end of the world, killing monsters, finally fighting for the world again, and it’s finally sunk in that this could have been my life all along... I could have stayed with Symon... and every day would have been like this... and in the depths of my heart, THIS is what I always wanted.

Edward: Yes, Eny, you are an idiot... If this is how you feel, why aren't you telling him? You humans seriously get on my nerves sometimes. Why is your pride and your anger always worth more to you than just TALKING? There is nothing simpler in this world... Speak... if you have something to say.

Eny: Forgive me, Edward. I think I was having a panic attack.

Edward: We just spent the last 3 hours battling otherworldly, flesh-eating monsters... and you’re having a panic attack NOW... NOW... because you faced your emotions... Look, I’m an undead dragon-man from another world... but I think there is something seriously wrong with you.
|-
|Nina: Két dolog amit mindig utáltam a divat és a szabályok. Egyik se nekem való.

Symon: Te olyan vagy mint én lány kiadásban.
|Nina: Two things I’ve always hated: fashion and rules. Neither of them is for me.

Symon: You’re like the girl version of me.

|-
|Nina: A lányok nálatok tényleg ennyire furák?

Symon: Hát igen... Bár ők téged tartanának furának.

Nina: Gyakorlatilag minden amit csinálnak kizárólag külsőség, ebben semmi logika nincsen. Egész életüket arra pazarolják hogy szépek legyenek, pedig a szépség amúgy is múlandó. Közben nem csinálnak semmit ami érdekessé tenné őket vagy jó társasággá.

Symon: Hát jobban összefoglaltad mint ahogy én elgondolkodtam rajta...

Nina: De ha nálatok a fiúkban és a lányokban nincs semmi közös, akkor ez nem azt feltételezi hogy nektek inkább el kell viselni a lányokat, mert ezt diktálja a biológia?

Symon: Szerinted miért utaztam el egy másik univerzumba hogy találjak egy lányt akivel szeretek lenni, nem pedig csak el kell viselnem?
|Nina: Are the girls where you’re from really that weird?

Symon: Well, yeah... Though they’d probably find you weird.

Nina: Practically everything they do is purely superficial; there’s no logic to it. They waste their entire lives trying to be beautiful, even though beauty is fleeting anyway. Meanwhile, they don’t do anything that would actually make them interesting or good company.

Symon: Well, you summed that up better than I ever even thought about it...

Nina: But if the boys and girls where you’re from have nothing in common, doesn't that imply you just have to tolerate them because biology dictates it?

Symon: Why do you think I traveled to another universe just to find a girl I actually enjoy being with, rather than one I just have to put up with?
|-
|Symon: Alábecsülted a "nagy tervet" Zoé. És most jön a büntetésed. Mindez amin mindannyian túl vagyunk. Az egész életünk, a sok öröm és fájdalom. Mind az út része, és a folyamaté, aminek a végén azzá váltunk akik vagyunk. Méltóvá önmagunkhoz. A történelmünk során, a SeeD baleset nem véletlen volt. Semmi sem volt véletlen. Az emberi lények túl gyengék és tökéletlenek, nem képesek viselni és használni Isteni hatalmat. Ezért kellett a SeeDeknek megszületnie. Hogy fejlődjünk, mint faj, és mint civilizáció. Mindezt csak így át lehetne ugrani, akkor mi értelme lenne az Omnissiának egyáltalán?

Zoé: Ez nem lehet igaz... Gabriel... rászedett engem...

Symon: Dehogy is szedett rá téged... Azért bízott meg benned már az elején, mivel tudta hogy te nem nyerhetsz, így ha az életére is törsz, úgy sem tudod élvezni a hatalmat. Mivel csak egy ember vagy.

Zoé: Csak egy ember? Van fogalmad róla min mentem keresztül amíg ide jutottam?

Symon: Igen. Viszont a fő motivációd az volt hogy Istenné válj, hogy ne csúnyulj meg... Atyaúristen, gondolkozzál már el ezen egy percre. Ezért az egy dologért képes voltál viszályba taszítani az univerzumot és megöletni Istent.

Zoé: Symon... Könyörgöm segíts rajtam... Szétesik a testem... Darabokra hullok!

Symon: Egyszer azt mondtad nekem hogy nagyszerű tanár lenne belőled. Igazad volt. Én sokat tanultam tőled az emberekről.

Zoé: Mit?

Symon: Azt hogy valakit nem lehet megmenteni...
|Symon: You underestimated the "Grand Plan," Zoé. And now comes your punishment. Everything we have all been through—our entire lives, the abundance of joy and pain—it was all part of the path. It was the process at the end of which we became who we are. Worthy of ourselves. Throughout our history, the SeeD accident was no fluke. Nothing was an accident. Human beings are too weak and imperfect; they are incapable of bearing and wielding Divine power. That is why the SeeDs had to be born. To evolve, as a species and as a civilization. If all of this could simply be bypassed, then what would be the point of the Omnissia at all?

Zoé: This can't be true... Gabriel... he tricked me...

Symon: He didn't trick you at all... He trusted you from the very beginning because he knew you couldn't win; even if you took his life, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the power anyway. Because you are only human.

Zoé: Only human? Do you have any idea what I went through to get here?

Symon: I do. However, your primary motivation was to become a God just so you wouldn’t lose your beauty... Good Lord, think about that for a moment. For that one thing, you were willing to plunge the universe into discord and have God killed.

Zoé: Symon... I’m begging you, help me... My body is falling apart... I’m crumbling to pieces!

Symon: You once told me that you would make a great teacher. You were right. I learned a lot from you about humans.

Zoé: What?

Symon: That some people simply cannot be saved.
|}

Simon fapped to this storyline for months. No doubt whatsoever.

=== Phase 4: Still Can't Fucking Let Go ===

10 years after the original incident Simon brown noses Pivi (the first ever and only good Hungarian RPG Maker creator) in a [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rpgmaker-legends/id1579272462 podcast] he dubs "RPG Maker [[Losers|Legends]]". Simon still uses the attention to rave about Grigor, who has then got married and built himself a life.

== Booted by Zrokky ==

[[At least a hundred]] years ago [[Zrokky]] and Simon had a fight over whose shitty games are better. Zrokky banned his ass, Simon made 2 games and a website called [http://gumydragon.atw.hu/ gumydragon]. The games are a [[unfunny|poor mockery of]] Dragon Blade ONline where Zrokky demands his fanbase to [[unoriginal|build statues of himself]]. The website calls Zrokky a [[homo]] and a [[virgin]] who builds robot girlfriends, which is funny considering how many failed relationships Simon cries about in his own games.

[[Some argue]] Simon attempted to [[kiss ass|brown nose]] Zrokky to gain relevance and couldn't handle the rejection. Indeed, [[butthurt|Zrokky's name appears on the hit list for "Symon soldier" in one of his games.]]

== Booted by Promatheus and Árgyus ==

=== Phase 1: Self-Insertion Gone Wild ===

[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Drakkus.png|thumb|200px|How every Steel Widow game begins]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Sex.png|thumb|left|150px|Simon with someone else's girlfriend]]
[[File:SteelWidowKlan Jerico Oppenheimer.png|thumb|200px|Simon's nuclear [[USI]]]]

Simon was mooching off an actual [[autist]] called Promatheus. Promatheus was put into Simon's first commercial game Jerico Proxyma as his [[Bodybuilding|gym bro]] - again, Simon absolutely lacks creative output so when he's not copy pasting a [[Anime Archetypes|shounen plot]], he's fully copying irl. This time by [[Overpaint|drawing over photos]] of himself and others. Simon starts this game the only way he knows how: Promatheus is introduced as Drakkus, who's another bumbling idiot that sends the squad's single medic alone into a [[xenofags|xenomporphic]] cave. This serves as setup for Simon's newest self-insert's power trip. <s>Simon</s> Sigor saves the lost medic and cockslaps Drakkus for being a "[[subtext|mentally handicapped]]".

At the same time Árgyus aka Farkas aka Hyen aka [[OtterWhiskers|ED's former autist furfag janitor Linkermann]] was duped into writing him a custom battle system (something that everyfag in that community viewed as a status symbol thanks to [[Zrokky]]'s faggotry). Previously Simon'd [[endless loop|asked Árgyus for a birthday present in the form of an Omnissiah fan game and the same shared protagonist spot shenanigans ensued]], but that game had a custom battle system. Árgyus, notably [[gullible|being a retard with zero boundaries]], stuck along. Árgyus said he was working on the battle system when they invited him to Budapest for an irl meeting in Promatheus' apartment and [[confused|got lost on the way home]]. [[Some argue]] Simon channeled his irrational butthurt over Promatheus not escorting Árgyus home (as if he were a toddler) into this new game.

The game features a scene of Simon sleeping with someone else's girlfriend he drew over ([[lmao|player's choice!]]) while the character he used his actual girlfriend's photo for Cassiopeia is shown to ambiguously have been a final boss all along. We don't know because he was too lazy to finish the plot. Instead Sigor defeats [[One Piece|space pirate kings]] and gets called reaper king, ruler of the fucking universe, which is not at all the same as becoming a god. The game ends at this point with Simon quoting Oppenheimer like a faggot.

Árgyus' battle system was discarded because it took too long and proved too complicated for Simon, so a dumbed down version was made. Árgyus doesn't get credited because fuck him anyway.

=== Phase 2: Dance with Nazi's ===

With the number of people remaining who give a fuck about him converging to 0, Simon attempts to befriend one of Promatheus' non-autist circles, a [[rock|rocker group]]. Shit hits the fan when Simon gets drunk and randomly starts calling people faggots and flirts with high school girls - new characters for his games? The group's leader Zerolem tells him to calm the fuck down. This upsets Simon so much that he plots to keep Promatheus for himself by lying to him that the group doesn't want to be friends anymore. Simultaneously, he passes off Promatheus behind his back as a bumbling idiot to Zerolem. This gets found out when Simon successfully convinces Promatheus to leave the group's [[facebook]] chat and Zerolem messages Promatheus. They see that Simon's deleted his messages to Zerolem that mock Promatheus. When questioned, Simon [[victim complex|cries bloody murder]] and [[crybully|paints the group as neo nazis]] because some idiot once brought a [[gun|firearm]] and got kicked from the group for it. Their mutual friends are now afraid to ever invite Promatheus because he's just a bumbling idiot who'd cluelessly blurt out the place to the far right group and endanger them.

Promatheus' response? [[IDGAF|He doesn't give a fuck about Simon anymore either.]]

=== Phase 3: LOL Fail ===

Árgyus returns to get exploited again with the English translation of Jerico Proxyma. He promptly learns about Promatheus' story and opts to rape Simon in the ass with an exposed video [[for the lulz]]. The video [[detective|destroys Simon with every bread crumb he left in his games and public posts]], autistically assembled together.

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|<center><youtube>z7DYfVLwWCc</youtube>
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This triggers a complete meltdown in Simon and he responds in his usual way: by linking [[OtterWhiskers|Árgyus' ED article]] and baselessly accusing him of being a [[pedophile]]. Expecting to have destroyed Árgyus' reputation, the faggot fails to understand the universal truth that [[ED is not your personal army]]. The attempt is seen as a desperate [[Epic Toilet Story|deep dive into sludge]] by the Hungarian RPG Maker [[discord]] server, ending the drama on a meme.

'''Simon's first response'''

{{quote3|Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?

Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:

- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.

- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.

- Seek medical help.

- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.

- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].
|}}

'''Simon's second response'''

{{quote3|Dear Kormos Sándorka,

Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?

Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:

- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.

- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.

- Seek medical help.

- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.

- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].

'''In light of all this, I would like to express my concern regarding the fact that you work with children in a primary school.'''

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Defo butthurt.

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[18:40]Készítő: Valaki nagyon butthurt, hogy az angol kifejezést használjam (ő is ezt tette):

[18:40]Készítő:
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[18:41]GreenCat: dikk

[18:41]GreenCat: ez hova ment? xd

[18:42]Készítő: Flaggelte a YouTube, sz'al nem látszik alapból. xddd
Az összes létező, természetes emberi nyelvben nincs olyan kifejezés, ami erre a reakcióra illene. A "szánalmas" még csak kapargatja a felszínt.

[18:42]Készítő: Amúgy előre látható volt... :/

[18:43]GreenCat: ha annyira nem érdekli, akkor minek kattintott rá rögtön megjelenése után xD

[18:44]Készítő: Jó kérdés, GreenCat, jó kérdés. xDD

[18:45]GreenCat: amúgy nekem az volt a legnagyobb bajom az egésszel, hogy ez a sok bevágott kép, meg a szétfolyt pixelek kiégették a szememet

[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Bírom, hogy már a 2. sorban előjön a saját magára ejakulálás, hogy "csakmiattamérdekelmindenkitikszdé"

[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Egy rohadt percre nem bír leállni az önmagára recskázással

[19:12]GreenCat: úgy látom hosszú lesz ez a három óra 😄

[19:14]GreenCat: amúgy errol a wikis részről lemaradtam xD

[19:20]Hyen: Ja, a történet sok részletét csak én láttam, elvégre én voltam olyan pozícióban, hogy egy pozitív alaknak lássam a gábort a sok zrokky általi abúzus és meghiúsult csapatkeresés után. Ő tűnt az egyedüli normálisnak, akivel végre lehetett maker-ezni a sok "háborúzó" mellett. Akkoriban Grigor is bomlasztónak tűnt, de ő volt az áldozat a történetben. Én meg tudatlanul részt vettem egy ex-barátnő lejárató, Grigort sokadszorra megölető bosszúhadjáratban, amit játéknak álcáztak. 🚮

[19:21]Panni: Am Simonka örülhetne, hogy csak a makerben tett dolgok lettek megemlítve, az nem, mit csinált az életbe

[19:23]GreenCat: Grigor már akkor is sokkal normálisabb meg érettebb volt.

[19:59]GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy Argent le se szarta őt se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd

[20:01]Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".

[20:03]Panni: Még a családja is, ami +20 pont a gyökérség statra

[20:04]GreenCat: azt nem tudom

[20:05]Panni: Szerintem elég ha én meg az tudja, aki mondta nekem

[20:06]GreenCat: akkor mért mondtad el? 😄

[20:06]Dév [SWGH], : Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon. Azok írják szerintem a pozitív reviewokat a játékaira steamen.

[22:40]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Sziasztok!

Bár ezen a szerveren többnyire, mint csak megfigyelő vagyok jelen – bár terveztem aktivitást is mutatni, főleg "segítségkérésmakerhez" témában. Most végeztem kb. az SW videóval, gondoltam én is hozzátennék így párat. Eredetileg a videóhoz írtam volna eme kommentárt, de aztán a videó főszereplője már odadobta a saját "förmedvényét" (mert azt kommentnek nem tudnám nevezni), aztán inkább nem generálom ott a szarcunamit. Két dolog: egyrészről, több részben felbontom a kommentet, mert nagyon sokminden jutott eszembe a videó nézése közben, másrészről pedig előfordulhatnak helyesírási hibák, mert telefonon írok, ahhoz meg igen batár ujjaim vannak 😄

[22:48]Bakemono: Üdv

[22:48]Bakemono: Ide írhatod nyugodtan, itt nincs jelen a simongábor fanklub

[22:51]Hyen: Egyébként mit számít, hogy jelen van-e vagy sem?

[22:53]Bakemono: Itt nem kell attól tartani hogy leírod a véleményed aztán jól bekerülsz egy játékba

[23:05]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen és @Készítő révén hallottam először a Steel Widowról, akkoriban, mikor volt az említett csetepaté, akkoriban messze nem voltam úgy tisztában magyar Makeres jáékokkal, egy-kettöt ismertem/játszottam és kb. ennyi. Nem ismerem Simon Gábort (vagy Symon Gloriant, lassan nem tudom melyik a jó :D), viszont az érezhető a videó alapján, hogy olyan sérelmek érték őt akár így az SW-vel, akár a magánéletében és ami alapján erőteljesen kirajzolódik egy olyan egocentrikus figura képe, aki a való életben ért sérelmeket feldolgozás helyett inkább beépíti a játékába és azon keresztül próbál "revansot" venni. Ez az "ő, mint a tragikus hős, aki mindig magára marad" karakter nekem elég furán veszi ki magát, pluszban ha odaveszem azt is, ahogy bizonyos narratívákat kicsavarva harcolt mások ellen többedmagával (RM Revolution), miközben a játékai jelentős részének minősége hagy némi kívánnivalót maguk után.

[23:15]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem az ilyen dolgokat nem tudom hova tenni, sőt, szerintem ez a fajta "orvoslás" mérgező és csak kárt okoz magának. Így, mindezek tükrében világosságot számomra nyert a Steel Widow-verzum Glorianestöl, mindenestől. A tagról nagyon lerí, hogy azért szeret konfliktisokat generálni abból, ha kap egy értelmes kritikát, észrevételt a játékával kapcsolatban ahelyett, hogy hogy átgondolta, megfontolta volna az érdemi észrevételeket, kifogásolnivalókat. Értem én, hogy a saját müvét a Heroes III-hoz hasonlítja, de elég messze állt attól.

[23:16]Hyen:
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[23:17]Készítő: ... Ez nagyon betalált neki. Mondom: a valóság/tények nagyon fáj(nak) az egójának.

[23:18]Hyen: Máté története után ezért tiltottam azonnal a facebook ismerőseim közül.

[23:20]Panni: Ez a gyökérkefe komolyan elküldte mégegyszer?

[23:21]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ilyen szempontból számomra teljesen új értelmet nyert a VVH is, ami inkább Simon Gábor sértettsegéről szólt, mintsem Symon Glorian hőseposzáról, ami igencsak beármyékolja a játékok megítelését. Abszolút érzem nála az identitásválságot, s inkább tűnik egy nagyranőtt gyermek toporzékolásának a homokozóban, mintsem egy amatőr, fejlődni vágyó játékfejlesztőnek. Róla így nemegy ismerősöm jutott eszembe (wannabe profi sportemberek, politikusok), akiknek ha az egópajzs komoly sérülést szenved, azonnal kompenzálni akarnak.

[23:22]Készítő: És mivel ráéreztem, hogy val'szeg én jönnék a sorban (és Hyen is megmutatta nekem amit Máté írt -- elolvastam, végig -- plusz a Hyen - Symon beszélgetésekről is láttam screenshotokat), ezért úgy határoztam, követem Hyen barátom példáját és egy nyikk nélkül tiltottam a francba az ürgét.

[23:24]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem SG valahol félúton már Reactori magasságokban van (Heavy Troopers és Tristania nélkül), márcsak az hiányzik, hogy több profilt hozzon létre magának más-más neveken azzal a céllal, hogy agyondícsérje magát.

[23:25]Készítő: Pl. a "NoRefridgerator420" accountja a Redditen?

[23:25]Panni: KÖHÖG KÖHÖG Paracom steam KÖHÖG KÖHÖG

[23:27]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen abszolút jó volt hallani, ahogy szép lassan leszámoltál ezzel az időszakoddal, s hogy tovább tudtál ezen lépni, de azt elismerem, baromi jó ötlet volt a NES-es Captsmain America bossmechanikáját átrakni a Piknik 3-ba. A harcrendszerről nem is beszélve.

[23:28]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: A kommentjét annyival reagálnám le, hogy látszik nem a valósagban él Symon, mert akkor tudná, hogy amit odahányt a videó alá, az már igen súlyos rágalmak..

[23:29]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Akkor nem szóltam, akkor ő full Reactor 2.0

[23:30]Készítő: Arról nem is beszélve, hogy Facebook csoportban a JericoProxima és ParaCom is tuti hogy az övéi. Semmi eredetiség nincs ebben a hapsiban, komolyan mondom.

[23:30]Panni: Mondtam is privibe Hyennek, hogy fel is jelentheti ezért

[23:31]Hyen: A Soul Cube csatornán is ő Soul, ezt az Omnissiah-ban úgy-ahogy be is ismeri.

[23:31]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Bár mondjuk ezt a testlekaszabolós battkesystemről egy az egyben a Fear & Hunger jutott eszembe

[23:32]Készítő: És legalább öt self-insertet számoltam össze, amit saját magáról mintázott.

[23:33]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Afelett is most így elsiklottam, pedig a videó nézésekor megjegyeztem a végen, hogy micsoda önfelszopást csinált

[23:33]Készítő: A hang és a beszéd stílusa is egyezik.

[23:33]Hyen: "beköcsögültek"

[23:34]Készítő: fordítok: kinyílt a szemük és leléceltek.

[23:34]Hyen: Úgy éreztem, hogy illett. Habár a játék, amihez írtam, teljesen másról szólt, mint eleinte hittem. Ezért abba mégsem illik. A harcrendszer az én érdemem, a többi kuka.

[23:34]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Jogos is lenne

[23:35]Panni: na, én is letiltottam facebookon Simonkát, mielőtt engem is berántana valami nem létező hülyeség miatt

[23:35]Panni: bár a Hisztis Mircil jobban illene rá

[23:36]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Pedig, ha arra a harcrendszerre építette volna fel a játékot, miután így látta, akár valami jót is ki lehetett volna hozni

[23:37]Hyen: Én egyáltalán nem tudok szimpátiát érezni iránti a privát beszélgetés után, amit Máté mutatott nekem. Az alapján ő aktívan kavarja a szart. A videósorozatom kapcsán is érzékeltem, hogy valaki a háttérből nagyon erősen próbálja elhitetni, hogy a kritikáim alázások. Egyik barátja be is szólt nekem a ruby dragon elemzések kapcsán. (Azok mondjuk lehet, hogy tényleg erősek voltak. Ehhez a videóhoz külön utánanéztem, hogyan lehet egy ilyen súlyos témát nem személyeskedve tálalni.) És más apró jeleket is láttam.

[23:38]Panni: Felhasználók?

[23:40]Hyen: Én ezeket a hozzá köthető profilokat tiltottam. És biztos van még más.
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[23:41]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Én sem tudok. Aki ilyen szintig elmegy, hogy valaki pedófíliával vádolja azt, aki kifejezte a véleményét a munkásságáról, azzal nem is lehet. Magát ezt a rágalmat eleve nagyon súlyosnak találom, mert sokan lövöldöznek vaktában rágalmazásokkal, vádolgatásokkal. Egy évet lehúztam családsegítőként, nemegy ilyennel találkoztam.

[23:42]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ezutóbbit csak mellékesben.

[23:58]Panni: milyen linket?

[23:59]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : A komment utolsó soràban, amiről a screenshot ment

[00:00]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : Ne nèzd meg

[00:00]Bakemono: Panni ne! Nem akarod tudni!

[00:00]Castiel: Ez most nekem nagyon így hogy lemaradtam mindenről is.

[00:02]Hyen: Nem maradtál le. Nincs miről igazából. Csak mintázatokról beszélünk.

[00:04]Panni: jaaaa, akkor nem nézem meg!! D8 😱

[00:04]Hyen: Felnőtt tartalmat tartalmaz az az oldal.

[00:04]Panni: azt sejtettem. azt nem is szabadna YT-n reklámozni

[00:08]Készítő: @Panni Az Encyclopedia Dramatica (röviden ED)... nos, egy "troll enciklopédia". Ami rohadtul se nem PC, se nem... illemtudó, maradjunk ennyiben. És igen. Van benne felnőtt tartalom. DÖGIVEL. Úúgyhogy, inkább ne.

[00:09]Castiel: Most hogy elolvastam mindent ideje elszívnom a nap első cigijét szerintem, vagy első párat így egyhuzamban?

[00:09]Bakemono: Kétféle mékeres társaság létezik. Az egyikben mintázatokról beszélnek. A másikban "Hyen faszáról".

[00:10]Bakemono: Fú, jó, megyek. Nem kell kikísérni
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[18:40] Készítő: Someone is very "butthurt," to use the English expression (which he did too):
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[18:41] GreenCat: Damn.

[18:41] GreenCat: Where was this posted? xd

[18:42] Készítő: YouTube flagged it, so it’s hidden by default. xddd There isn’t an expression in any existing natural human language that fits this reaction. "Pathetic" only scratches the surface.

[18:42] Készítő: Anyway, it was predictable... :/

[18:43] GreenCat: If he doesn't care so much, why did he click it immediately after it was released? xD

[18:44] Készítő: Good question, GreenCat, good question. xDD

[18:45] GreenCat: Honestly, my biggest problem with the whole thing was that all those inserted images and blurry pixels burned my eyes out.

[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: I love how by the second line, he’s already "ejaculating" over himself, like: "everyone-only-cares-because-of-me-xd."

[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: He can’t stop jerking himself off for a damn minute.

[19:12] GreenCat: I see these three hours are going to be long. 😄

[19:14] GreenCat: Anyway, I missed that Wiki part. xD

[19:20] Hyen: Yeah, many details of the story were only seen by me; after all, I was in a position to see Gábor as a positive figure after all the abuse by Zrokky and the failed team-seeking. He seemed like the only normal person you could actually "make" [develop games] with among all the "warring" parties. Back then, Grigor also seemed disruptive, but he was the victim in the story. And I unknowingly took part in an ex-girlfriend smearing and a Grigor killing for the umpteenth time campaign.

[19:21] Panni: Honestly, Simonka [little Simon] should be happy that only the things he did in the "Maker" were mentioned, not what he’s done in real life.

[19:23] GreenCat: Grigor was already much more normal and mature back then.

[19:59] GreenCat: Basically, his problem was that everyone is a "cocksucker" except him. (Plus, the fact that Argent didn't give a shit about him most of the time, and his fragile soul couldn't stomach that.) xd

[20:01] Hyen: I’ll just quote this: "dampening tower."

[20:03] Panni: Even his family [is smeared], which is +20 points to his "jerk" stat.

[20:04] GreenCat: I didn't know that.

[20:05] Panni: I think it’s enough if I know it and the person who told me knows it.

[20:06] GreenCat: Then why did you mention it? 😄

[20:06] Dév [SWGH]: Doesn’t he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is created. I think those are the ones writing the positive Steam reviews for his games.

[22:40] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Hi everyone!
Although I'm mostly just an observer on this server—though I planned to be active, mainly regarding "help with Maker" topics—I just finished the SW [Steel Widow] video and thought I’d add a few thoughts. Originally, I would have written this as a comment on the video, but since the protagonist of the video already threw his own "abomination" there (I wouldn't even call it a comment), I'd rather not generate a "shit-tsunami" there. Two things: first, I’ll break this into parts because many things came to mind while watching; second, there might be typos since I’m writing on a phone and I have massive fingers. 😄

[22:48] Bakemono: Welcome.

[22:48] Bakemono: You can write it here, the Simon Gábor fan club isn't present.

[22:51] Hyen: Does it even matter if he’s present or not?

[22:53] Bakemono: Here, you don’t have to worry about writing your opinion and then ending up as a character in one of his games.

[23:05] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I first heard about Steel Widow through @Hyen and @Készítő around the time of the mentioned spat. Back then, I wasn't nearly as familiar with Hungarian Maker games; I knew/played one or two, and that was it. I don't know Simon Gábor (or Symon Glorian, I’m losing track of which name is the right one :D), but based on the video, it's clear he’s suffered grievances either through SW or in his private life. From this, a picture emerges of an egocentric figure who, instead of processing real-life hurts, builds them into his game to take "revenge." This "tragic hero who is always left alone" persona feels very weird to me, especially considering how he twisted certain narratives to fight others alongside his group (RM Revolution), while the quality of most of his games leaves much to be desired.

[23:15] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I don’t know what to do with these things; in fact, I think this kind of "remedy" is toxic and only causes him harm. In light of all this, the Steel Widow-verse, Glorian and all, has become clear to me. It's very obvious the guy likes to generate conflict whenever he receives sensible criticism or observations about his game, instead of reflecting on valid points. I get that he compares his work to Heroes III, but it was quite far from it.

[23:16] Hyen: [Image]

[23:17] Készítő: ... That really hit home for him. Like I said: reality/facts really hurt his ego.

[23:18] Hyen: After Máté’s story, that’s why I blocked him on Facebook immediately.

[23:20] Panni: Did this "jerk-brush" seriously send it again?

[23:21] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: From this perspective, VVH has taken on a whole new meaning for me; it was more about Simon Gábor's hurt feelings than Symon Glorian's heroic epic, which really clouds the perception of the games. I absolutely sense an identity crisis with him; he seems more like an overgrown child throwing a tantrum in a sandbox than an amateur developer wanting to improve. He reminds me of certain people I know (wannabe pro athletes, politicians) who immediately try to compensate whenever their "ego-shield" takes serious damage.

[23:22] Készítő: And since I sensed I was probably next in line (and Hyen showed me what Máté wrote—I read the whole thing—plus I saw screenshots of the Hyen-Symon conversations), I decided to follow my friend Hyen's example and blocked the guy without a single word.

[23:24] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: To me, SG is halfway to "Reactor" levels [another infamous community member] (minus Heavy Troopers and Tristania). All that's missing is for him to create multiple profiles under different names just to praise himself.

[23:25] Készítő: Like his "NoRefrigerator420" account on Reddit?

[23:25] Panni: COUGH COUGH Paracom Steam COUGH COUGH

[23:27] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen, it was absolutely good to hear how you slowly settled this period of your life and moved on. But I must admit, it was a brilliant idea to port the NES Captain America boss mechanics into Piknik 3. Not to mention the battle system.

[23:28] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: My only reaction to his comment is that Symon clearly doesn't live in reality, because if he did, he’d know that the crap he vomited under the video constitutes serious libel...

[23:29] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Never mind then, he’s full Reactor 2.0.

[23:30] Készítő: Not to mention that JericoProxima and ParaCom in the Facebook group are definitely him too. There’s zero originality in this guy, seriously.

[23:30] Panni: I told Hyen in private that he could even report him to the police for this.

[23:31] Hyen: He’s also "Soul" on the Soul Cube channel; he more or less admits this in Omnissiah.

[23:31] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Although, I have to say, that limb-hacking battle system reminded me exactly of Fear & Hunger.

[23:32] Készítő: And I counted at least five "self-inserts" he modeled after himself.

[23:33] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I overlooked that just now, though I noted at the end of the video what a massive "self-suck" he was doing.

[23:33] Készítő: Even the voice and speaking style match.

[23:33] Hyen: "They fagged out".

[23:34] Készítő: Translation: Their eyes were opened and they got the hell out.

[23:34] Hyen: I felt it was appropriate. Although the game I wrote it for was about something completely different than I originally thought. So it doesn’t fit after all. The battle system is my credit; the rest is trash.

[23:34] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: It would be justified [to report him].

[23:35] Panni: Well, I’ve blocked Simonka on Facebook too, before he drags me into some non-existent nonsense.

[23:35] Panni: Though "Whiny Mircil" would suit him better.

[23:36] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Still, if he had built the game around that battle system after seeing it, something good could have come of it.

[23:37] Hyen: I can't feel any sympathy for him after the private conversation Máté showed me. Based on that, he is actively stirring the shit. Regarding my video series, I also sensed someone in the background trying very hard to make people believe my criticisms were "humiliation." One of his friends even snapped at me regarding the Ruby Dragon reviews. (Those might have actually been harsh, I'll admit. For this video, I specifically researched how to present such a heavy topic without making it personal.) And I saw other small signs too.

[23:38] Panni: Users?

[23:40] Hyen: I blocked these profiles linked to him. And I’m sure there are more.
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[23:41] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I can't [feel sympathy] either. You can't with someone who goes as far as accusing someone of pedophilia just because they expressed an opinion on his work. I find that slander extremely serious; too many people fire off accusations like that blindly. I spent a year as a family service worker; I’ve seen plenty of this.

[23:42] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Just mentioning that as a side note.

[23:58] Panni: What link?

[23:59] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: In the last line of the comment the screenshot was about.

[00:00] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: Don't look at it.

[00:00] Bakemono: Panni, don't! You don't want to know!

[00:00] Castiel: I feel like I’ve missed everything now.

[00:02] Hyen: You didn't miss anything. There’s nothing to miss, really. We’re just talking about patterns.

[00:04] Panni: Ohhh, then I won't look!! D8 😱

[00:04] Hyen: That site contains adult content.

[00:04] Panni: I figured. That shouldn't even be allowed to be advertised on YT.

[00:08] Készítő: @Panni, Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short)... well, it’s a "troll encyclopedia." It is definitely not PC, nor is it... polite, let's put it that way. And yes, it has adult content. LOADS of it. So, better not.

[00:09] Castiel: Now that I've read everything, I think it's time for my first cigarette of the day—or maybe the first few in a row?

[00:09] Bakemono: There are two kinds of "Maker" groups. In one, they talk about "patterns." In the other, they talk about "Hyen’s dick."

[00:10] Bakemono: Wow, okay, I’m leaving. No need to show me out.
}}

== List of Stolen Stuff ==

Being a talentless hack with no imagination, Simon steals a shitload of ideas from other media to repurpose for his own ego. The list is incomplete and that's for the better.

* [[Warhammer 40k]]
* [[Final Fantasy VIII]]
* [[Mass Effect]]
* Metal Gear Solid
* [[Dragon Ball]]
* SCP
* Heroes of Might and Magic III
* Quake
* Command & Conquer
* Warcraft
* Starcraft
* [[Star Wars]]
* Duke Nukem
* System Shock
* Doom 3
* [[Game of Thrones]]
* Neon Genesis Evangelion
* [[Pokemon]]
* [[Digimon]]

== See Also ==

* [[Epic Toilet Story]]
* [[Zrokky]]
* [[RPG Maker]]
* [[E-Begging]]
* [[Crybully]]
* [[Self-insert]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]

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