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Science

2025-12-13T10:42:38Z

Spazmaphobia: /* Educational Videos */

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'''Science''' is a way of explaining IRL shit. Science ranges from basic beginnings, [[Shit no one cares about|Biotic and Abiotic, to explaining complex compilations of atoms to make molecules, which makes a material]], and when those materials are combined, they make the pornography you fap to. [[Fuckin' Magnets|Some things can never be explained by science]], but that won't stop them motherfuckers from lyin' about it and getting [[you]] pissed.

== History ==

The first science was invented by some [[transvestite]] cunt called [[Sir Isaac Newton|Isaac Newton]]. Since apparently he was the first person in [[History|human history]] to wonder why the fuck things happen, he created this shit called [[gravity]] and for some reason the dumb fucks actually still believe him to this day. Despite the fact that Newton copyrighted gravity, over 9000 years later [[Albert Einstein|Albert Jewstein]] was born and he immediately started creating bullshit theories that the retards called "scientists" actually believe. He discovered that light was real and this pissed [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] off so him and his army of illiterate cunts chased Albert Jewstein out of Germany. Albert went to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|united nations of American land]] of all places and it was here he fabricated the most obscenely bullshit theories ever heard of including the theory of Gaytivity. After Jewstein was assassinated by [[John F. Kennedy]], the smartest science to ever live called [[Stephen Hawking]] discovered Jewstein's papers and freaked out when reading them, causing him to become paralyzed. Jewstein then went on to win 150 Noble peace prizes [[Jews|even though he did absolutely nothing]].

== Scientific Method ==

These are the following guidelines of the scientific method as proceeded:

* Learn [[Moonspeak|ridiculously obscure, advanced, and abstracts words]].
* Learn [[Mathematics|needlessly complex math]]: especially statistics.
* Write a [[TL;DR]] essay with aforementioned wording and math, which no one bothers to read except a guy who gets payed to do it.
* ...[[Profit|Success and profit!]] Your professional life is now just as sensational as your sex life.
* [[War|Never stop trying.]]

==The Real Scientific Method==

{{Main|Troll Science}}

* Get PhD

* Get [[stupid|political]] and attach yourself to flavor of the month causes being thrown around by [[SJW|SJWs]] and [[retard|libtards]].

* Pick one, say [[Global Warming]], Second Hand Smoke or how video games are turning Americans into [[You|retarded, Assburger style, fat autistic basement dwelling, child molesting fucks that sympathize with the US military and its expansionist policies]]. Remember, the more popular the better.

* [[lie|Fake results]], better yet, cherry pick results and publish paper with the intention of backing up some crazy libtard's [[bullshit|pseudo-scientific claims]]. Remember, only trolls and asshole Republicans require that scientific ideas be scrutinized under all conditions. If someone points out a weakness in your evidence or can [[The Burden of Proof|prove that your results aren't consistent]], simply call them a troll that refuses to accept scientific evidence or is employed by big business.

* All profit baby. Start making appointments for speaking engagements charging $15,000 an appearance. If you can climb to the level of [[Nigger|Neil deGrasse Tyson]] and can get some retarded, joke of a producer like [[Family Guy|Seth McFarlane]] to back your stupidity and cast you in a Tv show that rips off a much better one from the past like [[Carl Sagan|Carl Sagan's]] Cosmos series, you can make $100,000 an apparence spouting stupidity that can easily be refuted with a simple [[Google]] search like, "Helicopters fall like a brick when they run out of gas."

* For Max Profit always remember to insult and troll religion by calling it a hillbilly invention of ignorance to explain the unknown despite science inventing things out of the blue like "[[Shit|Dark Matter]]" for no reason other than to balance an equation because if it were to remain unbalanced, then [[Some argue|it could be argued]] that out current model of Physics is wrong. Since [[Einstein]] there haven't been any major works or new ideas. The majority of the work being done is balancing the equations when contradictions appear in the current model. In otherwords, no matter what, always approach Science like a Spanish Priest during the Inquisition would approach Catholicism.

==Branches of Science==

===Natural Science===

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This is science done using only the purest natural ingredients. All ingredients must conform to rigorous standards developed and enforced by the Royal Institute of Natural Organic Science. Many scientists who practice natural science are [[hippies]].

Some scientists like [[Richard Dawkins]] have tried to use natural science to try and get rid of [[religion]] after being [[raped]] by [[God]] when he was a kiddie. Sadly, when Atheists use science, stupid shit [[gravity|happens]]. Natural scientists such as [[Richard Dawkins]] are no lifers who sit on [[YouTube]] all day long criticizing religion. When their lazy asses has finally left their computers, they spend their time self-righteously mocking [[theology]] while not knowing what the fuck they are talking about. [[At least 100 years ago]] their sinfulness incurred God's wrath, which made God unleashed a great flooding that [[pwned]] everyone except Abraham and his favorite sex buddies (his wife, his children, and tons of tons of animals). [[Stalin]], [[Hitler]] and [[Pol Pot]] has since then carried on the Lord's tradition of mass murdering the worshipers of [[Lucifer|Lolcifer]], and are now getting rewarded in heaven. (If you don't understand the irony of this entry, you are hereby ordealed by all that is decent to [[STFU]] about things you don't know jack shit about.)

=== Computer Science ===

{{Main|Computer Science}}

Nerd shit that allows even [[Mike Sandy|the most idiotic of niggers]] become elite hackers.

=== Physics ===

{{Main|Physics}}

Physics is a branch of [[science]] that deals with the study of origami and knot-tying. Physicists [[shit]] on every other belief system that requires you to believe in something that can't be seen. Ironically, they often resort to the same pedantry: using such dubious ideas as "dark matter", "dark energy", "strings", and "gravity" to try to create a universe that doesn't collapse back in on itself in the first five minutes of the film. However, [[shit nobody cares about|quantum theory]] seems to be more accepted as the years plod on. Quantum theory, developed by a Jew believed to be an [[Asspie]], and further elaborated on by a [[cripple]], is especially designed to be as unintelligible and complicated as possible, so that the [[black|peons]] may not learn the [[rules of the internet|secrets]] of their [[basement dweller|university graduate]] overlords. A basic explanation of Quantum Theory is the [[Caturday|Shroedinger's Cat]] example. A [[furry|cat]], locked in a [[Bonsai Kitten|box]], may [[justice|die]], but you won't know until you look. Until then the cat is in a state of "quantum flux", I.E the cat is both [[lol wut|alive AND dead]], simultaneously. Of course, any scientist can tell you, [[Cthulhu|that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.]] [[insane|This means Quantum Theory may or may not be right]].

OF course, of all the shitty ideas, religion seems to be able to work [[slave|freely]] in conjunction with the most [[crazy|sound]] "theory". Using Quantum Theory, you can easily say that all religions can be proven and all atheists suck cocks.

===Genetic Engineering===

Genetic Engineering is an exciting renewed field created by [[Nazis]] due to the sad fact that [[jews|liberals]] weren't nearly as afraid of the unspeakable machine-god known as "Science" as they ought to be and the fact nerd scientists like the rationalization that if they [[incest|make a copy of themselves and have sex with it]], that it's [[masterbation]] and not [[faggotry]]. The primary output of Genetic Engineering is "Frankenfood" which keeps [[niggers]] from starving to death, thus keeping the hideous cancer known as humanity on blessed Mother Earth and the same scientists whining that the over population of the Earth and their consumerism is the leading cause of Global Warming. Many [[furfags]] hope that genetic engineering will rid them of their [[Basement Dweller|basement-dwelling]], [[fat]], [[Gaia|cancer-ridden]] bodies and restore them to their [[Fursona|true form]], but anybody with an I.Q. of 25 or above knows that this is about as likely as building a [[thetan]]-powered car.

Additional tools are being developed, like [[nanotechnology]], to improve genetic engineering, and there is hope that one day it will finally cure the tragic disease known as [[faggotry]].

===Nuclear Physics===

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Nuclear Physics, also invented by the [[Nazi]]s, as a way of furthering their [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|total eradication]] of [[gypsies]], [[retards|lessers]], and the [[jews|greedy]]. They never finished their research before the [[communists]] burned Berlin to the ground. The [[Americunts]] were [[butthurt]] over having [[britfag|everyone else]] do all the actual work, so with all their massive reserves of [[jew gold]], and needing a [[final solution|new way]] of raping the fuck out of everyone else for [[srsly|not srsly acknowledging that the US did all the work]], told all the captured Nazi scientists they could work for the US for a [[unlimited disposable income|six-figure salary]] and having everyone else 'forget' about their war crimes, or spend the next fifty years taking it [[in the ass]].
With the Nazimericans building the A-bomb, the [[Russia|Russians]] wanted [[jenkem|in on the action]] and with similarly employed [[insane|Nazi]] scientists began building their own nukes.
This led to the Americunts pointing all their missiles at [[Russia|those communist money-worshiping rapists]], and the Russians pointing all their missiles at [[America| those capitalist christfag fat fucks]], even though if it weren't for the Russians we'd [[Fact|all be speaking German and making a morning prayer to Zombie Cyborg Hitler.]] [[Never|So can't we all just get along]]?
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===Social Science===
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{{Main|Sociology}}

Social science, otherwise known as bullshit science, pseudo-science, wannabe science, pretend science, etc, etc is largely for intellectual deficients who couldn't cut it in real science fields who then retarded back to the only quasi-alternative form available. The field covers a wide variety of bullshit artistry, from psychology, sociology, criminology to newer fields like [[bitch|gender]] studies and [[nigger|African]] studies and the like.

Social science, at its core, doesn't fucking work because it's normally based on situations and perceptions that have a near infinite number of possible and potential variable, variables... meaning the variables which make up a particular model aren't simply based on an endless slew of variables, but the variables themselves ARE variable.

It's essentially a form of the God Paradox... that is, can God create a stone so heavy that even he cannot lift it? The answer is yes, he can... but then he can simply turn around and make himself even stronger because a God wouldn't have any limits.

In effect, almost every form of social science is bullshit because it doesn't take into account ITSELF and how the very nature of the field changes and alters the known variables. For example if you find a particular pattern of behavior in people... but then turn around and point out that pattern of behavior, make people aware of it, then that awareness in turn alters the nature of the pattern of behavior itself.

This often manifests in the form of attempting to replicate decade old studies and experiments and winding up with completely skewed results, partly because society is always in flux, with social norms changing as easily as the wind, but also because most everyone in the repeated experiment is already aware of the original experiments to some degree and knows exactly what's going on. The very knowledge of the field essentially destroys any possible scientific controls.

This would be like a scientist discovering a new element and the minute they run around telling everyone about the new element, the element itself would change its composition and become something else entirely.

Adding to this clusterfuck is the fact that the majority of those who go into social sciences do so out of personal bias, meaning if you ask most psychology students why they got into the field they'll immediate start droning on about some dumbfuck life-changing experience they've had, like a family member being diagnosed with something, or discovering some twisted fetish of theirs or being "almost raped", etc. This over personalization of the field creates an inherent bias in almost every sociology student, where they're looking for confirmation and assured/shared belief rather than looking for answers to unfamiliar questions. To them the question already has an answer, they just need to find a way to explain it in a way that makes them [[pseudo-intellectual|sound smart]].
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==Educational Videos==

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|<youtube>eB5VXJXxnNU</youtube> <center>'''Scientific Debate'''</center>
|<youtube>nYb6rwtOx4Q</youtube> <center>'''Fuck science 444444'''</center>
|<youtube>6Zxy_dScjsM</youtube> <center>'''The science of us trolls'''</center>
|<youtube>55ctFlEW2NU</youtube> <center>'''Epic chemistry teacher'''</center>
|<youtube>7FfKaIgArJ8</youtube> <center>'''When a physics teacher knows his stuff '''</center>
|<youtube>cddIgb1nGJ8</youtube> <center>'''Science did WTC'''</center>
|<youtube>Jm-upHSP9KU</youtube> <center>'''Unit 731 official theme song'''</center>
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==What scientists look at all day==

{{Bigpic|10643.jpg|600|300|NOTE: This is what scientists look at all day.}}

==Gallery==

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image:Knife ≠ toaster.gif|Knife ≠ toaster
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Image:Science makes me horny.jpg
Image:Pendulum.gif
image:Study diagrams vs exam.jpg
Image:Science_-_GTFO_Bitch.jpg
Image:SATAN BUG.JPG|What genetic engineering means for [[you]].
Image:Science!.jpg|How science is done in the real world.
Image:Inurbasenutraliznuracids.jpg|The boringer side of science.
Image:Black science man.jpg
Image:Xrayspecs2.jpg|Science can be used to [[Nazi|determine a person's true ethnicity]].
Image:FRINGESCIENCE.jpg|[[Fox News|FRINGE]] SCIENCE!!!!!!!
Image:Distilled_water.jpg|Science gives you good advice.
Image:Equation.jpg
Image:Red_bull2.jpg|The drink of tomorrow!
Image:Genius!111!!.jpg|Proof that science and complete bullshit. Fusion is a lie.
Image:OMG Lasers.jpeg
Image:FORSCIENCE.jpg|FOR [[God|SCIENCE]]
Image:redsea.jpg|Scientists cannot explain how Moses parted the Red Sea. ([http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11383620 o rly?])
Image:Fuck your theory.jpg|The most effective counter-argument when dealing with conflicting data.
Image:Doctors.jpg|Science in [[at least 100 years ago|the old days]] got shit done a ''different'' way.
Image:Breadtoaster.jpg|[[Hotel Mario|All toasters toast]]
Image:HardestMetal.jpg|A scientific experiment.
Image:CrushYou.jpg|[[Dr. Steel]], a typical Scientist.
Image:Lul Bible.jpg|Best selling science book.
Image:Bouncyboobs.jpg|The Science of Bras
File:Science 666.jpg
File:Au Ti S Ti C.png
Image:The_Science_News_Cycle.gif|The Science News Cycle
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Image:Science_-_Antimatter.jpg
Image:Baby_-_Scientific_Method.jpg
Image:Cookies_-_Science.jpg
Image:Science_-_Stand_Back.jpg
Image:Science_-_The_Problem.jpg
Image:God_&_Science_&_Twitter_-_Blowing_Themselves_Up.png
File:Science confirms the bible.jpg|Atheists always hated science.
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== See Also ==

*[[Troll Science]]
*[[Carl Sagan]]
*[[Albert Einstein|Einstein]]
*[[Occam's Razor]]
*[[Eclipse]]
*[[Evolution]]
*[[Facts]]
*[[Magnetostatics]]
*[[Nuclear War]]
*[[Logic]]
*[[Portal]]
*[[Richard Dawkins]]
*[[Steins;Gate]]
*[[sci/|/sci/]] - The worst board ever created.
*[[The Big Bang Theory]]
*[[Thunderf00t]]
*[[Wimmin#Inventions_by_Women|Science inventions by the wimmins by accident]]
*[[WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?]]
*[[He Jiankui]]

==External Links==

* [http://boards.4chan.org/sci/ 4chan's Science Board]
* [http://corruption-of-science.blogspot.co.uk Contemporary science sucks]
* [[wikipedia:QBD|Quantum bogodynamics]]
* [http://catb.org/jargon/html/Q/quantum-bogodynamics.html Quantum bogodynamics. Again.]
* [http://www.trollscientist.com/ Troll Science]
* [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12187548 Test-retest reliability of the measurement of penile dimensions in a sample of gay men.] I would have altered the methodology were I in charge; I would have collected all of the measurements personally. Either way, it's tax monies well spent.

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LUE

2025-11-19T14:26:05Z

Spazmaphobia: link archived board index from 2003

[[Image:LUE.png|thumb|The sheer insightfulness of LUE in its archived glory.]]
'''LUE''', an acronym for Life, Universe and Everything is the most infamous [[GameFAQs]] [[forum]] board. If you dislike [[TL;DR]] articles, click [[LUEshi|here]] for a brief, yet complete, summary. If [[4chan]] is the asshole of the internet, [[LUE]] is the colon.

In 2004 LUEsers have migrated to '''[[Luelinks|LUElinks]]''', which is now <del>an enormous</del> a failed invite-only <del>file sharing site</del> linkfarm known as [http://endoftheinter.net The End of the Internet] that wound up in this stale form of [[fail]] because it was originally intended as a site so Luesers could trade porn pics without getting banned on Game Faqs. Unfortunately, being run by [[13 year old]] boys with no real world experience or concept of the law they thought private site meant that you didn't need to obey the law and one after the other people would give up ownership to someone else because they were [[partyvan|party vanned]] for hosting that right amount of [[CP]] that the feds could claim wasn't coincidental but rather intentional. In other words, they were running a [[CP|Child Porn]] site. The most recent [[luser]],not [[LUE|lueser]], to gain control of the site was deathly afraid of [[anal|getting fucked in the ass]] by a [[nigger|black prisoner]] and took their [[your mom|mother's]] advice and made the site so boring that no one would want to go there ever again.

Though aside from the links section, '''[[endoftheinter.net|ETI's]]''' GameFAQs-themed boards are still active with thousands of people online at any given time.

== The Origins ==
In the beginning, there was GameFAQs.

GameFAQs was started by CJayC as a repository of fake [[Pokémon]] codes. There was a small message board, but membership was restricted to only those who had obtained Mew by moving the truck. GameFAQs was eventually successful enough to add a second board, this one devoted to those who had unlocked Luigi in Super Mario 64 and those who resurected [[Final Fantasy 7|Aerith]] at the church. The population of both boards grew over time, and more and more boards were added, until one day CJayC, at the peak of his creativity, formed ''Life, the Universe, and Everything,'' a board named after a line in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Originally founded by CJayC to host mind-challenging threads and extremely intellectual debates about [[life]] in general, it soon gathered a group of [[basement-dwelling|insightful individuals]] whose common intellect soon grew too powerful for CJayC (or anyone else on the [[internets]], for that matter) to handle. LUEsers, as they started calling themselves, slowly mutated into a species of [[Retarded|overpowered]] individuals. Linked together by mystical powers that cannot be comprehended by [[mundane]]s, they built a religion around their new holy [[God]] that they worship daily: LUEshi. Outside experts conjecture that the LUEsers must have found nothing less than the meaning of life, and that it must be somewhat connected to LUEshi.

==Raiding exploits==

LUE made many a raid in it's time. While most were pretty fail, some were noteworthy. Perhaps the most infamous was the invasion of a Livejournal belonging to a girl named "JustShana"... Or, rather, was named "JustShana", seeing as how she had become [[An Hero]] before LUE found it. Her parents kept the journal open after she died to allow her friends to post sappy comments and poetry. Unfortunately for them, they left the door wide open for the entrance of an [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]].
Much like 4chan's raid of Mitchell Henderson's myspace, LUE came, saw, and had sex with Shana's corpse. Gamefaqs, being full of pussies, screamed to CjayC for e-justice. He responded by committing the great SteriLUEzation, which will be detailed later in the article.

Another of the more interesting raids was the assault upon Gamefaq's own Zelda Social Board, which was notorious for being more elitist than LUE. A popular user, Umaro, stopped by to talk about the [[triforce]] tattoo he had gotten done to himself. The Zelda Social board instantly went batshit insane, pissing themselves because someone posted a topic related to the Legend of Zelda series on their board. Yes.. On the Zelda.Social.Board.

Umaro ran to LUE to cry about how the mean people yelled at him over the internets, and LUE promptly responded by totally overrunning the board with goatse, trolling, posting various topics related to Zelda, and basically fucking up the social board's shit. The destruction was so great that the Zelda Social board became hidden to those that did not know it's URL, and for several years afterwords if one stumbled upon it and posted anything vaguely resembling an LUE meme, the entire board would proceed to go into one huge, conglomerate fetal position and cry like frightened children. CjayC, being the lulz-killer that he is, promptly LUE and instituted a karma(Like a point system on gamefaqs) amount that had to be reached before one could access it. This event went down in history as "RevoLUEtion".

==The cult of LUEshi==

Like Pat Robertson trying to make a buck, the LUEsers began to evangelize. They began posting LUEshi, their trademark ASCII representation of Mario Riding Yoshi as seen on the cover of Super Mario World, to every message board, chatroom, IRC channel, Wiki, and mailing list they could find. Surely this simple message contained immeasurable wisdom; alas, even the most talented scientists could not decipher LUEshi's message of hope as their research was cut short by CjayC. He made posting the LUEshi ASCII grounds for a permaban

==The LUElita wars==

One of the more memorable events on LUE. One of its user QuistisLionheart, an attention whore of grandiose personage started dividing LUE by selecting people at random, with topics titled, "Post your email here and I will send you a pic of me." As it started to get out that she was actually sending these randomly chosen people pornographic images of herself, angry, self abusing, one eyed monkey beaters looking for free pron began to get angry that she wasn't including them in her mailing list started verbally attacking her, thinking that they could bully her into adding them. Wanting to stay on her good side, those that were being favored by QuistisLionheart's "generosity" for handing out pictures of herself would always rise to her defense and many fights broke out. She would also start topics that were risque in nature and almost always sexually driven. Half of the board led by JarJarBinks felt that she was a whore and wanted to run her off. As stated earlier, any replies in this nature towards her would quickly start a war. At the same time there was a lot of debate about her real age. QuistisLionheart claimed to be 16 but there were skeptics who had acquired her pictures, that put her age at 11 or 12 hypothesizing that she was rather undeveloped for a girl that was supposed to be 16. After an accidental admission on her part, this theory turned out to be true. Because of her admission to being underage and her ability to start fantastic flame wars on the board, QuistisLionheart received an IP ban and never returned.

Following this event and the drama that it caused, there were many attempts to copy this event but the most notable one that occurred and ended the LUElita wars was done by ExcelMinmei. Copying and revising QuistisLionheart's original tactic of sending pictures to random people, ExcelMinmei used more of a teaser style pictures. Instead of sending pictures showing nudity, ExcelMinmei sent pictures taken from the back showing bra straps, in bathing suits or what could be described as a near panty shot. More importantly, ExcelMinmei also posted "Sexy" pictures on the board itself for everyone to see. After the board started to divide like it did with QuestisLionheart, ExcelMinmei started a topic that promised if it were to get 500 posts in under an hour and close, she would do a strip show for everyone to see. The topic closed in 15 minutes. Fulfilling the promise a link was posted for the strip show. Much to everyone's surprise and horror it was discovered that ExcelMinmei was actually a boy. More so, a rather well equipped boy because when he stripped down from a skirt, blouse and jacket to his tighty whities, he made sure to let everyone see what he was packing when he turned around for a frontal shot from the camera. Much like how the QuistisLionheart event ended, where those that didn't fall under her spell taking the higher ground and accusing users that did as being pedophiles, ExcelMinmei's fans were accused as being homosexuals.

It should also be noted that LUE user EroticJoe became one of the most hated users on LUE when he met up with QuistisLionheart for what he referred to as a "Meet and Screw", when they both discovered that they were from the same region of Canada. The pictures were tame but like all virgins in front of a computer screen, LUE became disgusted and angry when they found out another user from their board got laid.

== The SteriLUEzation and fall of LUE ==

When LUE and the Cult of LUEshi started to expand beyond control, CJayC was contacted by the [[FBI]]; he was given a direct order to [http://chris.insder.com/index.php?pg=208 close LUE to new members]. CJayC complied and made it so only accounts created before November 15, 2003, 21:31 could join LUE. LUEsers were shattered, as this meant that the cult of LUE could no longer expand, but was doomed to wither. The group, sensing that its message would never be understood by the mere mortals of [[teh]] [[internets]], started to become more and more closed and self-centered, quickly growing a sense of [[Elitist|elitism]]. But hope springs eternal in the hearts of men, and the evangelization of LUEshi never truly stopped; their deity can still be occasionally sighted in several places like [[YTMND]], [[4chan]] and even in [http://tinypic.com/i52e5i.jpg Miyamoto's hands].

== LUELinks: A new hope ==

Tired of being ostracized, discriminated and oppressed by GameFAQs [[fags|moderators]] that never converted to LUEshim and didn't allow [[relevant]] an on-topic links like the Unholy Trinity to be posted, a group of LUEsers founded [[luelinks|LUELinks]], a place where LUEsers could post their links without being persecuted by moderators that lacked the mental capabilities to understand the sheer awesomeness of their posts. Thus, [[luelinks|LUELinks]] was born. At one point, CjayC tried to make posting, or even speaking of [[luelinks|LUELinks]] a bannable offense, at which point LUEsers started to deny it's existence. Much care was taken in order to assure infidels never gained access to LUELinks; they hung a sign outside saying "NO GIRLS ALLOWED", for example. [[luelinks|LUELinks]] grew to become more than just a place to gather [[link]]s, but to this day its [[cunt|depths]] remain [[sex|unplumbed]].

== LUEshi and other deities ==

[[Image:Lueshi-fridge.jpg|thumb|A rare LUEshi fridge magnet. (I didn't have any '''L''' or '''H''' magnets, k?)]]
=== LUEshi ===
{{:LUEshi}}

=== Captain Planet ===
[[Image:Capplancolorcrop.jpg|thumb|Captain Planet is guaranteed to bestow immortality upon any group of LUEsers that succeeds in summoning him.]]

As part of their quest for [[enlightenment]], the LUEsers have run across many of the [[Lie|secrets of the universe]], not the least of which is Captain Planet. It is said that whenever five [[Sarcasm|conveniently-gathered]] LUEsers are in trouble, they have but to recite the incantation below to summon their salvation:

[[Nigger|Earth!]]

[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Fire!]]

[[Weeaboo|Wind!]]

[[USSR|Water!]]

[[Awesome|Heart!]]

GO [[Gay|PLANET!]]

By your powers combined, I am [[Captain Obvious|Captain Planet]]!

=== The Unholy Trinity ===
[[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]] and [[Harlequin Fetus]] are the LUE Unholy Trinity. Posting a link to any of these links is like committing LUE Sepukku (LUEicide), since there's a 100% chance of being banned, but at least you'll be banned with honor.

== Notable LUEsers ==
*LlamaGuy - Founder (and Deserter) of [[luelinks|LUELinks]].
*BlackViper, a formerly lulzy guy who left LUE to join the military. When he returned, he had become a maniac evangelist that was generally hated by everyone.
*Lunarhawk99 - The chosen one, seen as a messiah among LUEsers --DISREGARD THAT HE SUCKS COCKS. Srsly, nobody likes lunarhawk.
*Movolo - Troll that became the only user to be b& from LUE, fails at life
*Umaro - Posted a pic of his [[cock]]inside of a gym sock on [[YTMND]]
*Kuro Ky - Completely non-notable, but happens to be friends with a [[User:Krade|certain]] [[ED]] [[SysOp]]
*Nick710 - [[Please respond]].
*AfroChicken - The top LUElinks user, having over 9000 (15000) hours spent on it. Is well-known for [[rape]]
*chuckyhacks - A god among men. His witty, insightful takes on life have caused many a LUEser to reassess their own lives.

== See Also ==
*[[13-year-old_boy|13 year old boys]]
*[[Gamefaqs]]
*[[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[unfunny]]

== External Links ==
*[http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=402 The mysterious LUE]
*[http://endoftheinter.net The even more mysterious LUElinks, now under a new domain]
*[http://luelinks.net The old LUElinks domain (no longer registered)]
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Steven Bonnell II

2025-07-16T14:22:14Z

Spazmaphobia: Update link

{{Achtung|{{twitch|destiny|BANNED FROM TWITCH}}}}
{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}
{{Achtung|His blowjob video shutdown the Kiwifarms!}}
{{pedo}}
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said "I mean if you want to yeah" and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger's Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he's honest.]]
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don't worry Steve Mommy's got you.]]
'''Destiny''' {{atheist}} (powername: '''Steven Kenneth Bonnell II''') is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.

==[[N00dz]] leaked==
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| "Real life reincarnation of Shrek"}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It's fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|"she only showed the good ones because she's so nice"]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here's the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|"(he) only showed it to two people"}} as if that makes it in any way better. 
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)].

==Pedophile?==
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He'd wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|"who tf cares it's not like you're 40 years old"}} and the only reason he shouldn't fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|"(young people) are usually so inexperienced"}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.

He's also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]

Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]

==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was "if birth control is used what's really wrong with incest?" and for bestiality "if the animal isn't hurt, what's wrong with it?". He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he's playing devil's advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals.
{|style="margin: auto;"
|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>HMgsQSwkqO4</youtube>'''Full stream'''
|<youtube>v0uv_VEfIv0</youtube>'''Autism highlight'''}}
|}

==Drama with JonTron==
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].
{|style="margin: auto;"
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6RQA9GZprqM</youtube>'''The debate'''
|<youtube>6vLoV8igbds</youtube>'''The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])'''}}
|}

==The Racist Against Racism==
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he'd pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.
<gallery>
File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don't these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I'm against racists?
</gallery>

==DMCA takedowns==
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Despite being a "[[centrist]]" Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]].
{|style= "margin: auto;"
|<youtube>q6jY6hYgwqY</youtube>
|}

==Telling people to kill themselves==
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he's self aware.]]
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, <s>some his friends</s>(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.
{|style="margin: auto;"
|<youtube>2S9d4QI380c</youtube>
|}

==Trump assassination attempt==
[[File:Destinytrump.mp4|center]]
==The Blowjob video that [[SHUT IT DOWN|shutdown]] the [[Kiwifarms]]==
{{Incompletehero}}
[[File:DestinyBlowjob.mp4|center|400x400px]]

==See also==
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow even more smug and arrogant than Steven.
*[[JonTron]]
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]
*[[Ice Poseidon]]
*[[Brittany Venti]]
*[[Rebel Media#Destiny's Child|Lauren Southern]] - despite everything, he convinced this woman to bear his seed.
*[[Cuck]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Libtard]]

==External links==
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]
*<s>{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook}}
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny's mental instability}}
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}
*[https://www.last.fm/user/StevenBonnellII see his terrible taste on last.fm]
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]
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Rebel Media

2025-07-16T14:21:20Z

Spazmaphobia: rename to Destiny's Child

{{achtung|[[#Destiny's Child|LAUREN SOUTHERN HAS A SECRET LOVECHILD WITH DESTINY]]}}

'''The Rebel Media''' is a would-be conservative media platform owned by '''Ezra Levant'''{{jew}}. Starting in [[2015]] it quickly amassed many followers, with its appeal to the lowest common denominator and by using the weapon of fear. The hosts of this garbage include Lauren Southern, Gavin McInnes and other people that nobody cares about. They have the audacity to call themselves "rebel", even though what they do is nothing but sucking drumpf and (((other rich people)))s' dicks

==Ezra Levant - The Jewish Owner==
{{quote|Look, my fellow Hebrews.}}
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[[File:Ezra Levant Hello Fellow Hebrews.jpg|600px]] 
{{archive|s1izC|With Jews you lose}}
</center>

===Ezra Levant - In short===
#Make stuff up about people you don’t like
#Publish it in a venue where credulous, ideologically sympathetic readers will be disposed to believe the message
#Keep repeating the fabrications even after they have been debunked
# Retract the fabrications only when forced to do so by lawyers. And all the while (until stage 4, at least) leverage the whole episode as an opportunity to promote personal or political fundraising efforts (either through donations, or tchotchke sales) — and slag off critics as agents of some left-wing “media party” conspiracy.
:{{wayback|1=http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/11/28/jonathan-kay-the-weirdest-thing-about-ezra-levant-is-he-still-thinks-hes-right/|2=20141202052536|title=Jonathan Kay spilling the beans on the Jew}}

===Apologizing for lying about Ron Ghitter===
{{quote|Our attack on Senator Ghitter was unfounded and we now admit having defamed Senator Ghitter. We further acknowledge that some of our statements were based on facts that were false.|Ezra eating crow}}

===Apologizing for lying about [[George Soros]]===
{{quote|The management of Sun Media wishes to state that there is no basis for the statements in the column and they should not have been made. Sun Media, this newspaper and Ezra Levant retract the statements made in the column and unreservedly apologize to Mr. Soros for the distress and harm this column may have caused him.|{{archive|dK7j9|Ezra eating crow}}}}

===Apologizing for lying about Richard Warman===
{{quote|In the past, I have made certain derogatory statements and comments about Mr. Richard Warman on January 20, 23 and 28, 2008 and November 10, 2008. Those statements and comments were made on my website at www.ezralevant.com.

Those statements and comments attacked the personal and professional reputation of Mr. Richard Warman. I retract and apologize to Mr. Warman for those statements and comments without reservation. In particular, in one of my website posts, I alleged that Mr. Richard Warman had posted a bigoted attack on the Internet against Senator Anne Cools. I have no evidence that this is true and I retract it and apologize to Mr. Warman for it without reservation.|{{wayback|1=http://www.ezralevant.com/apology-to-richard-warman/|2=20150612111131|title=Apology to Richard Warman}}}}

===Paying for libeling Giacomo Vigna===
And even paying a fine for his lying Kike ways, where he did his best [[Andrew Breitbart]] impression and deceptively edited a video to make it look like anything but what it really was.
{{quote|Levant actively published the defamatory statements about Vigna as part of his campaign to denormalize the Human Rights Commissions, which was for another purpose and as a result, this amounted to malicious conduct on Levant's parts. I find that costs should be assessed on a substantial indemnity basis because Levant published defamatory statements about Vigna for an ulterior purpose and his actions were malicious…|{{wayback|1=http://j-source.ca/article/blogger-ezra-levant-ordered-pay-additional-32500-libel|2=20130202071731|title=Ezra Levant ordered to pay additional $32,500 for libel}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$57,000}}

===Paying for libeling Khurrum Awan===
{{quote|[there is] ample evidence before me demonstrating express malice on the part of [Mr. Levant], .. [he} “did little or no fact-checking regarding the posts complained of, either before or after their publication... [Mr. Levant’s] dominant motive in these blog posts was ill will, and that his repeated failure to take even basic steps to check his facts showed a reckless disregard for the truth. [Levant] ought to have been aware of the serious ramifications of his words on the reputation of this law student. Yet, at trial, he repeatedly tried to minimize his mistakes and his lack of diligence. The judge ordered Levant to remove the posts from his website within 15 days and pay Mr. Awan $50,000 in general damages plus $30,000 in aggravated damages.|{{archive|kGsDh|National Post}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$95,000}}

===Ezra and professional ethics===
{{quote|{{hover|chinga tu madre|fuck your mother}}|Ezra being a professional about not liking chiquita bananas}}

===Slandering gypsies===
{{quote|These are gypsies, a culture synonymous with swindlers. The phrase gypsy and cheater have been so interchangeable historically that the word has entered the English language as a verb: he gypped me. Gypsies are not a race. They’re a shiftless group of hobos. They rob people blind. Their chief economy is theft and begging. For centuries these roving highway gangs have mocked the law and robbed their way across Europe|{{archive|SHSms|Ezra}}}}

====Apologizing to gypsies====
{{quote| I must admit that I did more than just attack a crime or immigration fraud problem. I attacked a particular group, and painted them all with the same brush. And to those I hurt, I'm sorry... it's wrong to brand an entire community with a broad brush - I wouldn't like it as a Jew, and the whole point of my crusade against the Indian Act is to free ordinary Indians from the corrupt chiefs who rule them. I am an anti-racism activist.|{{wayback|1=http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2013/03/20130318-180525.html|2=20150101162226|title=Ezra Levant}}}}

===Idle No More Apology===
In yet another one of his many lies, Ezra decided to paint an innocent protesting couple as being professional protestors and going various rallies, as if they were hired actors. This was of course incorrect, and Levant had to acknowledge that [https://web.archive.org/web/20150213070026/http://www.cbsc.ca/english/documents/prs/2013/131023.php he was wrong].

==Gavin McInnes - Hipster Douchebag==

Libertarian [[oldfag]] that left VICE right around the time that it turned into a shit hole.

===A fucking degenerate===

This degenerate deserves a bullet to his face or burned alive for this hipster is a jew who wants to keep the ZOG alive and make us normalised to the cancer.

 
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[[File:Degenerate Leaf.jpg]]
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===Hatred of gamers===
<center><youtube>CL1QxUIOIjs</youtube></center>
What's the difference between [[Jonathan McIntosh]] and Gavin? Josh still gets laid.

===Attacking an innocent protestor - Punching like a girl===
During the day of [[Donald Trump]]'s inauguration, Gavin was on the streets trying to see what the protestors were doing. One of them said mean words to Gavin, and he lost it, first pushing the [[Antifa]] protestor, before suckerpunching him. But because Gavin has the strength of a little girl, nothing happened. Of course right-wing ideologues are trying to spin it into violent protestors, but as you can clearly see in the edited video that Gavin was the first to punch.
<center><youtube>btmCaxSr8l8</youtube></center>

{{quote|Leftist: [starts pushing Gavin]
Gavin: [shoves leftist up against a wall and flips him the bird]
Leftist: "Get the fuck out of here man. You wanna fucking go?"
Gavin: "Oh, now you're done."
[Gavin lands 2 fast right crosses]
Leftist: "Woah relax, relax, relax!"|alt-right idiot being unable to understand that it was not the same man saying it}}

{{quote|Trump supporters = alpha chads

Antifa = scrawny manlets that take cheap shots|This is literally how delusion Rebel Media fans are}}

<center>[[File:Gavin McInnes Pushing Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''Look at how far Gavin flies after being pushed by one arm. 
</center>
Gavin then bravely went on to suckerpunch the guy, before fleeing the scene like a big brave man.
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Punching Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''THE ALT-RIGHT TOTALLY ISN'T VIOLENT'''
</center>
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Running Away.gif]] 
'''BRAVELY RAN AWAY WAY'''
</center>

==Lauren Southern==
...is the resident dumb blonde on Rebel Media that they use to spice up the young male viewership as the equivalent to Tomi Lahren in The Blaze. Decided to betray the White race and the great wall by fucking a [[Gook]].
[[File:Lauren Southern and Spic Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
...and did some coalburning in high school to top the cake. 
[[File:Lauren Southern Coalburner Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 2.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 3.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 4.jpg|600px|center]] 
===Getting a golden shower===
<center><youtube>WWWCsBKpcQM</youtube></center>
Guess we know who one of the whores in [[Goldenshowergate]] was.

====Electric Boogaloo====
Because she liked it so much the first time, Lauren went in for seconds. 
<center><youtube>FGvEm1Bq3wM</youtube></center>

===It's a trap===
{{quote|I am legally a man.|{{hover|Lauren|enjoy your cock}}}}
<center><youtube>x7vHvclMgYI</youtube></center>

===Her book===
It's just a pamphlet published by Rebel Media as her vanity project. It only contains '''61''' pages. But it does feel like reading the fucking bible, it is that boring. The recommendations on the book come from other Rebel Media employees.

Don't take our word for it.
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{{morphquote|Laurenbook|background-color: lightblue;|font-weight: bold;
|I was expecting better from Lauren because she has done a great job at the RebelMedia from covering the Slut Walks, changing her gender, the Calais jungle, etc. but this book failed to deliver. Her arguments are poorly developed and the book is all over the place. Instead of criticizing failed ideas and policies from the left with properly cited evidence, she resorts to ad hominem attacks of her ideological opponents and anecdotal evidence of her claims. If you're already a libertarian or conservative, you won't learn anything from this book, and if you're on the left then her arguments won't convince you of anything. Hopefully her next book is better.|Aditi Roy
|Glossing over western atrocities and why we're in the place we're in today, the author portrays Muslims, social justice groups, the media, and more as existing in some sort of vacuum and just magically hating "western values" which in her mind are discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation, believing that police brutality doesn't exist, and ignoring income inequality.|Inam
|Wait – it’s 61 pages?

LOL.

Obviously this was thrown together.|JIMMY REECE
}}
</center>
 

===Destiny's Child===
In July 2024, concrete evidence of her unbridled whoredom leaked on Twitter. While this evidence revealed nothing new about her character, what was notable was with whom she did teh filthy deed.

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren southern to destiny 1.jpg | What's this, a crossover episode?
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_2.jpg | "please Steven just give me a yes or no"
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_3.jpg | "I just got dumped" O RLY?
File:Lauren_southern_propositon.png | A tantalising proposition
</gallery></center>

In short, she was head over heels in love with [[Destiny]], sending him many needy messages through 2022. She later propositioned to enter his [[vomit|polycule]] while also being in a relationship, presumably without telling her then-bf or husband (who can keep up with this whore?). Thus it was for your traditional Christian wife inflooncer who will save teh west.

The release of this information had one effect that was met with universal acclaim: it shut her up, like what an actual traditional wife would know to do. But alas, not forever...

She returned to Twitter almost exactly one year later on the 15th July 2025, to promote a new steamy tell-all in yet another shilling exercise<ref>https://x.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1945178372793053284</ref>. Only she was beaten to the press by [[redpill]] architect Rollo Tomassi, who dropped these bombshells from her former [[cuck|husband]] <ref>https://x.com/RationalMale/status/1945288170515394628</ref>:

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren-southern-tate1.jpg | "Lauren was attracted to [[Andrew Tate|Tate]] and visited him a few times and started making out and hanging out with during the trip"
File:Lauren-southern-tate2.jpg | "In the process she got wasted again and gave [[retard|Tommy Robinson]] a blow job despite him being married."
File:Lauren-southern-tate3.jpg | Tate or Robinson?
File:Lauren-southern-tate4.jpg | "Lauren then got pregnant [with Destiny] and it was a girl."
</gallery></center>

TL;DR: she was also fucked by Andrew Tate and Tommy Robinson while making an alt right documentary. She also has a secret lovechild with [[Destiny]]. This means the Antichrist may already walk among us, so you better get right with God while there is still time.

===What's An Anarchy?===
Having actually {{archive|zsOAk#selection-1247.0-1247.44|studied political science}}, you'd think that Ms. Goldenshower herself had perhaps, just perhaps, come across a book mentioning a collective called [[anarchist]]s. But either by living up to her blondness or being deceptive, she repeatedly called an anarchist protest as the anti-[[Donald Trump|trump]] protest. So Rebel Media can also go into the drawer of [[fake news]].
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==Videos==
<center><youtube>c3UKAivWrio</youtube> 
<youtube>bLA7cri-zN8</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[VICE]] - Gavin worked there.
*[[Donald Trump]] - Their idol.
*[[Conservapedia]] - Their source.
*[[Laura Loomer]], former employee notable for #TireGate and for disrupting a play with then-employee Jack Posobiec
*[[Lauren Chen]]

==References==
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Steven Bonnell II

2025-07-16T13:39:13Z

Spazmaphobia: /* External links */ add link to his lastfm

{{Achtung|{{twitch|destiny|BANNED FROM TWITCH}}}}
{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}
{{Achtung|His blowjob video shutdown the Kiwifarms!}}
{{pedo}}
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said "I mean if you want to yeah" and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger's Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he's honest.]]
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don't worry Steve Mommy's got you.]]
'''Destiny''' {{atheist}} (powername: '''Steven Kenneth Bonnell II''') is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.

==[[N00dz]] leaked==
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| "Real life reincarnation of Shrek"}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It's fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|"she only showed the good ones because she's so nice"]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here's the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|"(he) only showed it to two people"}} as if that makes it in any way better. 
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)].

==Pedophile?==
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He'd wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|"who tf cares it's not like you're 40 years old"}} and the only reason he shouldn't fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|"(young people) are usually so inexperienced"}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.

He's also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]

Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]

==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was "if birth control is used what's really wrong with incest?" and for bestiality "if the animal isn't hurt, what's wrong with it?". He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he's playing devil's advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals.
{|style="margin: auto;"
|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>HMgsQSwkqO4</youtube>'''Full stream'''
|<youtube>v0uv_VEfIv0</youtube>'''Autism highlight'''}}
|}

==Drama with JonTron==
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].
{|style="margin: auto;"
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6RQA9GZprqM</youtube>'''The debate'''
|<youtube>6vLoV8igbds</youtube>'''The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])'''}}
|}

==The Racist Against Racism==
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he'd pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.
<gallery>
File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don't these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I'm against racists?
</gallery>

==DMCA takedowns==
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Despite being a "[[centrist]]" Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]].
{|style= "margin: auto;"
|<youtube>q6jY6hYgwqY</youtube>
|}

==Telling people to kill themselves==
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he's self aware.]]
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, <s>some his friends</s>(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.
{|style="margin: auto;"
|<youtube>2S9d4QI380c</youtube>
|}

==Trump assassination attempt==
[[File:Destinytrump.mp4|center]]
==The Blowjob video that [[SHUT IT DOWN|shutdown]] the [[Kiwifarms]]==
{{Incompletehero}}
[[File:DestinyBlowjob.mp4|center|400x400px]]

==See also==
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow even more smug and arrogant than Steven.
*[[JonTron]]
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]
*[[Ice Poseidon]]
*[[Brittany Venti]]
*[[Rebel Media#Predestined Failure|Lauren Southern]] - despite everything, he convinced this woman to bear his seed.
*[[Cuck]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Libtard]]

==External links==
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]
*<s>{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook}}
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny's mental instability}}
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}
*[https://www.last.fm/user/StevenBonnellII see his terrible taste on last.fm]
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]
{{youtubeseries}}
{{Maddox}}
{{pedoseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{gayporn}}
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Steven Bonnell II

2025-07-16T10:44:07Z

Spazmaphobia: /* See also */ link to lauren southern drama

{{Achtung|{{twitch|destiny|BANNED FROM TWITCH}}}}
{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}
{{Achtung|His blowjob video shutdown the Kiwifarms!}}
{{pedo}}
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said "I mean if you want to yeah" and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger's Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he's honest.]]
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don't worry Steve Mommy's got you.]]
'''Destiny''' {{atheist}} (powername: '''Steven Kenneth Bonnell II''') is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.

==[[N00dz]] leaked==
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| "Real life reincarnation of Shrek"}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It's fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|"she only showed the good ones because she's so nice"]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here's the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|"(he) only showed it to two people"}} as if that makes it in any way better. 
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)].

==Pedophile?==
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He'd wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|"who tf cares it's not like you're 40 years old"}} and the only reason he shouldn't fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|"(young people) are usually so inexperienced"}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.

He's also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]

Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]

==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was "if birth control is used what's really wrong with incest?" and for bestiality "if the animal isn't hurt, what's wrong with it?". He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he's playing devil's advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals.
{|style="margin: auto;"
|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>HMgsQSwkqO4</youtube>'''Full stream'''
|<youtube>v0uv_VEfIv0</youtube>'''Autism highlight'''}}
|}

==Drama with JonTron==
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].
{|style="margin: auto;"
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6RQA9GZprqM</youtube>'''The debate'''
|<youtube>6vLoV8igbds</youtube>'''The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])'''}}
|}

==The Racist Against Racism==
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he'd pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.
<gallery>
File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don't these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I'm against racists?
</gallery>

==DMCA takedowns==
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Despite being a "[[centrist]]" Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]].
{|style= "margin: auto;"
|<youtube>q6jY6hYgwqY</youtube>
|}

==Telling people to kill themselves==
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he's self aware.]]
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, <s>some his friends</s>(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.
{|style="margin: auto;"
|<youtube>2S9d4QI380c</youtube>
|}

==Trump assassination attempt==
[[File:Destinytrump.mp4|center]]
==The Blowjob video that [[SHUT IT DOWN|shutdown]] the [[Kiwifarms]]==
{{Incompletehero}}
[[File:DestinyBlowjob.mp4|center|400x400px]]

==See also==
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow even more smug and arrogant than Steven.
*[[JonTron]]
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]
*[[Ice Poseidon]]
*[[Brittany Venti]]
*[[Rebel Media#Predestined Failure|Lauren Southern]] - despite everything, he convinced this woman to bear his seed.
*[[Cuck]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Libtard]]

==External links==
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]
*<s>{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook}}
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny's mental instability}}
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]
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{{Maddox}}
{{pedoseries}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{gayporn}}
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Rebel Media

2025-07-16T10:30:39Z

Spazmaphobia: add achtung for destiny lovechild

{{achtung|[[#Predestined Failure|LAUREN SOUTHERN HAS A SECRET LOVECHILD WITH DESTINY]]}}

'''The Rebel Media''' is a would-be conservative media platform owned by '''Ezra Levant'''{{jew}}. Starting in [[2015]] it quickly amassed many followers, with its appeal to the lowest common denominator and by using the weapon of fear. The hosts of this garbage include Lauren Southern, Gavin McInnes and other people that nobody cares about. They have the audacity to call themselves "rebel", even though what they do is nothing but sucking drumpf and (((other rich people)))s' dicks

==Ezra Levant - The Jewish Owner==
{{quote|Look, my fellow Hebrews.}}
<center>
[[File:Ezra Levant Hello Fellow Hebrews.jpg|600px]] 
{{archive|s1izC|With Jews you lose}}
</center>

===Ezra Levant - In short===
#Make stuff up about people you don’t like
#Publish it in a venue where credulous, ideologically sympathetic readers will be disposed to believe the message
#Keep repeating the fabrications even after they have been debunked
# Retract the fabrications only when forced to do so by lawyers. And all the while (until stage 4, at least) leverage the whole episode as an opportunity to promote personal or political fundraising efforts (either through donations, or tchotchke sales) — and slag off critics as agents of some left-wing “media party” conspiracy.
:{{wayback|1=http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/11/28/jonathan-kay-the-weirdest-thing-about-ezra-levant-is-he-still-thinks-hes-right/|2=20141202052536|title=Jonathan Kay spilling the beans on the Jew}}

===Apologizing for lying about Ron Ghitter===
{{quote|Our attack on Senator Ghitter was unfounded and we now admit having defamed Senator Ghitter. We further acknowledge that some of our statements were based on facts that were false.|Ezra eating crow}}

===Apologizing for lying about [[George Soros]]===
{{quote|The management of Sun Media wishes to state that there is no basis for the statements in the column and they should not have been made. Sun Media, this newspaper and Ezra Levant retract the statements made in the column and unreservedly apologize to Mr. Soros for the distress and harm this column may have caused him.|{{archive|dK7j9|Ezra eating crow}}}}

===Apologizing for lying about Richard Warman===
{{quote|In the past, I have made certain derogatory statements and comments about Mr. Richard Warman on January 20, 23 and 28, 2008 and November 10, 2008. Those statements and comments were made on my website at www.ezralevant.com.

Those statements and comments attacked the personal and professional reputation of Mr. Richard Warman. I retract and apologize to Mr. Warman for those statements and comments without reservation. In particular, in one of my website posts, I alleged that Mr. Richard Warman had posted a bigoted attack on the Internet against Senator Anne Cools. I have no evidence that this is true and I retract it and apologize to Mr. Warman for it without reservation.|{{wayback|1=http://www.ezralevant.com/apology-to-richard-warman/|2=20150612111131|title=Apology to Richard Warman}}}}

===Paying for libeling Giacomo Vigna===
And even paying a fine for his lying Kike ways, where he did his best [[Andrew Breitbart]] impression and deceptively edited a video to make it look like anything but what it really was.
{{quote|Levant actively published the defamatory statements about Vigna as part of his campaign to denormalize the Human Rights Commissions, which was for another purpose and as a result, this amounted to malicious conduct on Levant's parts. I find that costs should be assessed on a substantial indemnity basis because Levant published defamatory statements about Vigna for an ulterior purpose and his actions were malicious…|{{wayback|1=http://j-source.ca/article/blogger-ezra-levant-ordered-pay-additional-32500-libel|2=20130202071731|title=Ezra Levant ordered to pay additional $32,500 for libel}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$57,000}}

===Paying for libeling Khurrum Awan===
{{quote|[there is] ample evidence before me demonstrating express malice on the part of [Mr. Levant], .. [he} “did little or no fact-checking regarding the posts complained of, either before or after their publication... [Mr. Levant’s] dominant motive in these blog posts was ill will, and that his repeated failure to take even basic steps to check his facts showed a reckless disregard for the truth. [Levant] ought to have been aware of the serious ramifications of his words on the reputation of this law student. Yet, at trial, he repeatedly tried to minimize his mistakes and his lack of diligence. The judge ordered Levant to remove the posts from his website within 15 days and pay Mr. Awan $50,000 in general damages plus $30,000 in aggravated damages.|{{archive|kGsDh|National Post}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$95,000}}

===Ezra and professional ethics===
{{quote|{{hover|chinga tu madre|fuck your mother}}|Ezra being a professional about not liking chiquita bananas}}

===Slandering gypsies===
{{quote|These are gypsies, a culture synonymous with swindlers. The phrase gypsy and cheater have been so interchangeable historically that the word has entered the English language as a verb: he gypped me. Gypsies are not a race. They’re a shiftless group of hobos. They rob people blind. Their chief economy is theft and begging. For centuries these roving highway gangs have mocked the law and robbed their way across Europe|{{archive|SHSms|Ezra}}}}

====Apologizing to gypsies====
{{quote| I must admit that I did more than just attack a crime or immigration fraud problem. I attacked a particular group, and painted them all with the same brush. And to those I hurt, I'm sorry... it's wrong to brand an entire community with a broad brush - I wouldn't like it as a Jew, and the whole point of my crusade against the Indian Act is to free ordinary Indians from the corrupt chiefs who rule them. I am an anti-racism activist.|{{wayback|1=http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2013/03/20130318-180525.html|2=20150101162226|title=Ezra Levant}}}}

===Idle No More Apology===
In yet another one of his many lies, Ezra decided to paint an innocent protesting couple as being professional protestors and going various rallies, as if they were hired actors. This was of course incorrect, and Levant had to acknowledge that [https://web.archive.org/web/20150213070026/http://www.cbsc.ca/english/documents/prs/2013/131023.php he was wrong].

==Gavin McInnes - Hipster Douchebag==

Libertarian [[oldfag]] that left VICE right around the time that it turned into a shit hole.

===A fucking degenerate===

This degenerate deserves a bullet to his face or burned alive for this hipster is a jew who wants to keep the ZOG alive and make us normalised to the cancer.

 
<center>
[[File:Degenerate Leaf.jpg]]
</center>

===Hatred of gamers===
<center><youtube>CL1QxUIOIjs</youtube></center>
What's the difference between [[Jonathan McIntosh]] and Gavin? Josh still gets laid.

===Attacking an innocent protestor - Punching like a girl===
During the day of [[Donald Trump]]'s inauguration, Gavin was on the streets trying to see what the protestors were doing. One of them said mean words to Gavin, and he lost it, first pushing the [[Antifa]] protestor, before suckerpunching him. But because Gavin has the strength of a little girl, nothing happened. Of course right-wing ideologues are trying to spin it into violent protestors, but as you can clearly see in the edited video that Gavin was the first to punch.
<center><youtube>btmCaxSr8l8</youtube></center>

{{quote|Leftist: [starts pushing Gavin]
Gavin: [shoves leftist up against a wall and flips him the bird]
Leftist: "Get the fuck out of here man. You wanna fucking go?"
Gavin: "Oh, now you're done."
[Gavin lands 2 fast right crosses]
Leftist: "Woah relax, relax, relax!"|alt-right idiot being unable to understand that it was not the same man saying it}}

{{quote|Trump supporters = alpha chads

Antifa = scrawny manlets that take cheap shots|This is literally how delusion Rebel Media fans are}}

<center>[[File:Gavin McInnes Pushing Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''Look at how far Gavin flies after being pushed by one arm. 
</center>
Gavin then bravely went on to suckerpunch the guy, before fleeing the scene like a big brave man.
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Punching Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''THE ALT-RIGHT TOTALLY ISN'T VIOLENT'''
</center>
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Running Away.gif]] 
'''BRAVELY RAN AWAY WAY'''
</center>

==Lauren Southern==
...is the resident dumb blonde on Rebel Media that they use to spice up the young male viewership as the equivalent to Tomi Lahren in The Blaze. Decided to betray the White race and the great wall by fucking a [[Gook]].
[[File:Lauren Southern and Spic Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
...and did some coalburning in high school to top the cake. 
[[File:Lauren Southern Coalburner Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 2.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 3.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 4.jpg|600px|center]] 
===Getting a golden shower===
<center><youtube>WWWCsBKpcQM</youtube></center>
Guess we know who one of the whores in [[Goldenshowergate]] was.

====Electric Boogaloo====
Because she liked it so much the first time, Lauren went in for seconds. 
<center><youtube>FGvEm1Bq3wM</youtube></center>

===It's a trap===
{{quote|I am legally a man.|{{hover|Lauren|enjoy your cock}}}}
<center><youtube>x7vHvclMgYI</youtube></center>

===Her book===
It's just a pamphlet published by Rebel Media as her vanity project. It only contains '''61''' pages. But it does feel like reading the fucking bible, it is that boring. The recommendations on the book come from other Rebel Media employees.

Don't take our word for it.
<center>
{{morphquote|Laurenbook|background-color: lightblue;|font-weight: bold;
|I was expecting better from Lauren because she has done a great job at the RebelMedia from covering the Slut Walks, changing her gender, the Calais jungle, etc. but this book failed to deliver. Her arguments are poorly developed and the book is all over the place. Instead of criticizing failed ideas and policies from the left with properly cited evidence, she resorts to ad hominem attacks of her ideological opponents and anecdotal evidence of her claims. If you're already a libertarian or conservative, you won't learn anything from this book, and if you're on the left then her arguments won't convince you of anything. Hopefully her next book is better.|Aditi Roy
|Glossing over western atrocities and why we're in the place we're in today, the author portrays Muslims, social justice groups, the media, and more as existing in some sort of vacuum and just magically hating "western values" which in her mind are discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation, believing that police brutality doesn't exist, and ignoring income inequality.|Inam
|Wait – it’s 61 pages?

LOL.

Obviously this was thrown together.|JIMMY REECE
}}
</center>
 

===Predestined Failure===
In July 2024, concrete evidence of her unbridled whoredom leaked on Twitter. While this evidence revealed nothing new about her character, what was notable was with whom she did teh filthy deed.

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren southern to destiny 1.jpg | What's this, a crossover episode?
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_2.jpg | "please Steven just give me a yes or no"
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_3.jpg | "I just got dumped" O RLY?
File:Lauren_southern_propositon.png | A tantalising proposition
</gallery></center>

In short, she was head over heels in love with [[Destiny]], sending him many needy messages through 2022. She later propositioned to enter his [[vomit|polycule]] while also being in a relationship, presumably without telling her then-bf or husband (who can keep up with this whore?). Thus it was for your traditional Christian wife inflooncer who will save teh west.

The release of this information had one effect that was met with universal acclaim: it shut her up, like what an actual traditional wife would know to do. But alas, not forever...

She returned to Twitter almost exactly one year later on the 15th July 2025, to promote a new steamy tell-all in yet another shilling exercise<ref>https://x.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1945178372793053284</ref>. Only she was beaten to the press by [[redpill]] architect Rollo Tomassi, who dropped these bombshells from her former [[cuck|husband]] <ref>https://x.com/RationalMale/status/1945288170515394628</ref>:

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren-southern-tate1.jpg | "Lauren was attracted to [[Andrew Tate|Tate]] and visited him a few times and started making out and hanging out with during the trip"
File:Lauren-southern-tate2.jpg | "In the process she got wasted again and gave [[retard|Tommy Robinson]] a blow job despite him being married."
File:Lauren-southern-tate3.jpg | Tate or Robinson?
File:Lauren-southern-tate4.jpg | "Lauren then got pregnant [with Destiny] and it was a girl."
</gallery></center>

TL;DR: she was also fucked by Andrew Tate and Tommy Robinson while making an alt right documentary. She also has a secret lovechild with [[Destiny]]. This means the Antichrist may already walk among us, so you better get right with God while there is still time.

===What's An Anarchy?===
Having actually {{archive|zsOAk#selection-1247.0-1247.44|studied political science}}, you'd think that Ms. Goldenshower herself had perhaps, just perhaps, come across a book mentioning a collective called [[anarchist]]s. But either by living up to her blondness or being deceptive, she repeatedly called an anarchist protest as the anti-[[Donald Trump|trump]] protest. So Rebel Media can also go into the drawer of [[fake news]].
<center><youtube>DoQMav6alLo</youtube></center>

==Videos==
<center><youtube>c3UKAivWrio</youtube> 
<youtube>bLA7cri-zN8</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[VICE]] - Gavin worked there.
*[[Donald Trump]] - Their idol.
*[[Conservapedia]] - Their source.
*[[Laura Loomer]], former employee notable for #TireGate and for disrupting a play with then-employee Jack Posobiec
*[[Lauren Chen]]

==References==
<references />

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{{politics}}

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{{trolls}}

Rebel Media

2025-07-16T10:27:02Z

Spazmaphobia: /* Predestined Failure */

'''The Rebel Media''' is a would-be conservative media platform owned by '''Ezra Levant'''{{jew}}. Starting in [[2015]] it quickly amassed many followers, with its appeal to the lowest common denominator and by using the weapon of fear. The hosts of this garbage include Lauren Southern, Gavin McInnes and other people that nobody cares about. They have the audacity to call themselves "rebel", even though what they do is nothing but sucking drumpf and (((other rich people)))s' dicks

==Ezra Levant - The Jewish Owner==
{{quote|Look, my fellow Hebrews.}}
<center>
[[File:Ezra Levant Hello Fellow Hebrews.jpg|600px]] 
{{archive|s1izC|With Jews you lose}}
</center>

===Ezra Levant - In short===
#Make stuff up about people you don’t like
#Publish it in a venue where credulous, ideologically sympathetic readers will be disposed to believe the message
#Keep repeating the fabrications even after they have been debunked
# Retract the fabrications only when forced to do so by lawyers. And all the while (until stage 4, at least) leverage the whole episode as an opportunity to promote personal or political fundraising efforts (either through donations, or tchotchke sales) — and slag off critics as agents of some left-wing “media party” conspiracy.
:{{wayback|1=http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/11/28/jonathan-kay-the-weirdest-thing-about-ezra-levant-is-he-still-thinks-hes-right/|2=20141202052536|title=Jonathan Kay spilling the beans on the Jew}}

===Apologizing for lying about Ron Ghitter===
{{quote|Our attack on Senator Ghitter was unfounded and we now admit having defamed Senator Ghitter. We further acknowledge that some of our statements were based on facts that were false.|Ezra eating crow}}

===Apologizing for lying about [[George Soros]]===
{{quote|The management of Sun Media wishes to state that there is no basis for the statements in the column and they should not have been made. Sun Media, this newspaper and Ezra Levant retract the statements made in the column and unreservedly apologize to Mr. Soros for the distress and harm this column may have caused him.|{{archive|dK7j9|Ezra eating crow}}}}

===Apologizing for lying about Richard Warman===
{{quote|In the past, I have made certain derogatory statements and comments about Mr. Richard Warman on January 20, 23 and 28, 2008 and November 10, 2008. Those statements and comments were made on my website at www.ezralevant.com.

Those statements and comments attacked the personal and professional reputation of Mr. Richard Warman. I retract and apologize to Mr. Warman for those statements and comments without reservation. In particular, in one of my website posts, I alleged that Mr. Richard Warman had posted a bigoted attack on the Internet against Senator Anne Cools. I have no evidence that this is true and I retract it and apologize to Mr. Warman for it without reservation.|{{wayback|1=http://www.ezralevant.com/apology-to-richard-warman/|2=20150612111131|title=Apology to Richard Warman}}}}

===Paying for libeling Giacomo Vigna===
And even paying a fine for his lying Kike ways, where he did his best [[Andrew Breitbart]] impression and deceptively edited a video to make it look like anything but what it really was.
{{quote|Levant actively published the defamatory statements about Vigna as part of his campaign to denormalize the Human Rights Commissions, which was for another purpose and as a result, this amounted to malicious conduct on Levant's parts. I find that costs should be assessed on a substantial indemnity basis because Levant published defamatory statements about Vigna for an ulterior purpose and his actions were malicious…|{{wayback|1=http://j-source.ca/article/blogger-ezra-levant-ordered-pay-additional-32500-libel|2=20130202071731|title=Ezra Levant ordered to pay additional $32,500 for libel}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$57,000}}

===Paying for libeling Khurrum Awan===
{{quote|[there is] ample evidence before me demonstrating express malice on the part of [Mr. Levant], .. [he} “did little or no fact-checking regarding the posts complained of, either before or after their publication... [Mr. Levant’s] dominant motive in these blog posts was ill will, and that his repeated failure to take even basic steps to check his facts showed a reckless disregard for the truth. [Levant] ought to have been aware of the serious ramifications of his words on the reputation of this law student. Yet, at trial, he repeatedly tried to minimize his mistakes and his lack of diligence. The judge ordered Levant to remove the posts from his website within 15 days and pay Mr. Awan $50,000 in general damages plus $30,000 in aggravated damages.|{{archive|kGsDh|National Post}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$95,000}}

===Ezra and professional ethics===
{{quote|{{hover|chinga tu madre|fuck your mother}}|Ezra being a professional about not liking chiquita bananas}}

===Slandering gypsies===
{{quote|These are gypsies, a culture synonymous with swindlers. The phrase gypsy and cheater have been so interchangeable historically that the word has entered the English language as a verb: he gypped me. Gypsies are not a race. They’re a shiftless group of hobos. They rob people blind. Their chief economy is theft and begging. For centuries these roving highway gangs have mocked the law and robbed their way across Europe|{{archive|SHSms|Ezra}}}}

====Apologizing to gypsies====
{{quote| I must admit that I did more than just attack a crime or immigration fraud problem. I attacked a particular group, and painted them all with the same brush. And to those I hurt, I'm sorry... it's wrong to brand an entire community with a broad brush - I wouldn't like it as a Jew, and the whole point of my crusade against the Indian Act is to free ordinary Indians from the corrupt chiefs who rule them. I am an anti-racism activist.|{{wayback|1=http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2013/03/20130318-180525.html|2=20150101162226|title=Ezra Levant}}}}

===Idle No More Apology===
In yet another one of his many lies, Ezra decided to paint an innocent protesting couple as being professional protestors and going various rallies, as if they were hired actors. This was of course incorrect, and Levant had to acknowledge that [https://web.archive.org/web/20150213070026/http://www.cbsc.ca/english/documents/prs/2013/131023.php he was wrong].

==Gavin McInnes - Hipster Douchebag==

Libertarian [[oldfag]] that left VICE right around the time that it turned into a shit hole.

===A fucking degenerate===

This degenerate deserves a bullet to his face or burned alive for this hipster is a jew who wants to keep the ZOG alive and make us normalised to the cancer.

 
<center>
[[File:Degenerate Leaf.jpg]]
</center>

===Hatred of gamers===
<center><youtube>CL1QxUIOIjs</youtube></center>
What's the difference between [[Jonathan McIntosh]] and Gavin? Josh still gets laid.

===Attacking an innocent protestor - Punching like a girl===
During the day of [[Donald Trump]]'s inauguration, Gavin was on the streets trying to see what the protestors were doing. One of them said mean words to Gavin, and he lost it, first pushing the [[Antifa]] protestor, before suckerpunching him. But because Gavin has the strength of a little girl, nothing happened. Of course right-wing ideologues are trying to spin it into violent protestors, but as you can clearly see in the edited video that Gavin was the first to punch.
<center><youtube>btmCaxSr8l8</youtube></center>

{{quote|Leftist: [starts pushing Gavin]
Gavin: [shoves leftist up against a wall and flips him the bird]
Leftist: "Get the fuck out of here man. You wanna fucking go?"
Gavin: "Oh, now you're done."
[Gavin lands 2 fast right crosses]
Leftist: "Woah relax, relax, relax!"|alt-right idiot being unable to understand that it was not the same man saying it}}

{{quote|Trump supporters = alpha chads

Antifa = scrawny manlets that take cheap shots|This is literally how delusion Rebel Media fans are}}

<center>[[File:Gavin McInnes Pushing Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''Look at how far Gavin flies after being pushed by one arm. 
</center>
Gavin then bravely went on to suckerpunch the guy, before fleeing the scene like a big brave man.
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Punching Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''THE ALT-RIGHT TOTALLY ISN'T VIOLENT'''
</center>
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Running Away.gif]] 
'''BRAVELY RAN AWAY WAY'''
</center>

==Lauren Southern==
...is the resident dumb blonde on Rebel Media that they use to spice up the young male viewership as the equivalent to Tomi Lahren in The Blaze. Decided to betray the White race and the great wall by fucking a [[Gook]].
[[File:Lauren Southern and Spic Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
...and did some coalburning in high school to top the cake. 
[[File:Lauren Southern Coalburner Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 2.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 3.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 4.jpg|600px|center]] 
===Getting a golden shower===
<center><youtube>WWWCsBKpcQM</youtube></center>
Guess we know who one of the whores in [[Goldenshowergate]] was.

====Electric Boogaloo====
Because she liked it so much the first time, Lauren went in for seconds. 
<center><youtube>FGvEm1Bq3wM</youtube></center>

===It's a trap===
{{quote|I am legally a man.|{{hover|Lauren|enjoy your cock}}}}
<center><youtube>x7vHvclMgYI</youtube></center>

===Her book===
It's just a pamphlet published by Rebel Media as her vanity project. It only contains '''61''' pages. But it does feel like reading the fucking bible, it is that boring. The recommendations on the book come from other Rebel Media employees.

Don't take our word for it.
<center>
{{morphquote|Laurenbook|background-color: lightblue;|font-weight: bold;
|I was expecting better from Lauren because she has done a great job at the RebelMedia from covering the Slut Walks, changing her gender, the Calais jungle, etc. but this book failed to deliver. Her arguments are poorly developed and the book is all over the place. Instead of criticizing failed ideas and policies from the left with properly cited evidence, she resorts to ad hominem attacks of her ideological opponents and anecdotal evidence of her claims. If you're already a libertarian or conservative, you won't learn anything from this book, and if you're on the left then her arguments won't convince you of anything. Hopefully her next book is better.|Aditi Roy
|Glossing over western atrocities and why we're in the place we're in today, the author portrays Muslims, social justice groups, the media, and more as existing in some sort of vacuum and just magically hating "western values" which in her mind are discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation, believing that police brutality doesn't exist, and ignoring income inequality.|Inam
|Wait – it’s 61 pages?

LOL.

Obviously this was thrown together.|JIMMY REECE
}}
</center>
 

===Predestined Failure===
In July 2024, concrete evidence of her unbridled whoredom leaked on Twitter. While this evidence revealed nothing new about her character, what was notable was with whom she did teh filthy deed.

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren southern to destiny 1.jpg | What's this, a crossover episode?
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_2.jpg | "please Steven just give me a yes or no"
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_3.jpg | "I just got dumped" O RLY?
File:Lauren_southern_propositon.png | A tantalising proposition
</gallery></center>

In short, she was head over heels in love with [[Destiny]], sending him many needy messages through 2022. She later propositioned to enter his [[vomit|polycule]] while also being in a relationship, presumably without telling her then-bf or husband (who can keep up with this whore?). Thus it was for your traditional Christian wife inflooncer who will save teh west.

The release of this information had one effect that was met with universal acclaim: it shut her up, like what an actual traditional wife would know to do. But alas, not forever...

She returned to Twitter almost exactly one year later on the 15th July 2025, to promote a new steamy tell-all in yet another shilling exercise<ref>https://x.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1945178372793053284</ref>. Only she was beaten to the press by [[redpill]] architect Rollo Tomassi, who dropped these bombshells from her former [[cuck|husband]] <ref>https://x.com/RationalMale/status/1945288170515394628</ref>:

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren-southern-tate1.jpg | "Lauren was attracted to [[Andrew Tate|Tate]] and visited him a few times and started making out and hanging out with during the trip"
File:Lauren-southern-tate2.jpg | "In the process she got wasted again and gave [[retard|Tommy Robinson]] a blow job despite him being married."
File:Lauren-southern-tate3.jpg | Tate or Robinson?
File:Lauren-southern-tate4.jpg | "Lauren then got pregnant [with Destiny] and it was a girl."
</gallery></center>

TL;DR: she was also fucked by Andrew Tate and Tommy Robinson while making an alt right documentary. She also has a secret lovechild with [[Destiny]]. This means the Antichrist may already walk among us, so you better get right with God while there is still time.

===What's An Anarchy?===
Having actually {{archive|zsOAk#selection-1247.0-1247.44|studied political science}}, you'd think that Ms. Goldenshower herself had perhaps, just perhaps, come across a book mentioning a collective called [[anarchist]]s. But either by living up to her blondness or being deceptive, she repeatedly called an anarchist protest as the anti-[[Donald Trump|trump]] protest. So Rebel Media can also go into the drawer of [[fake news]].
<center><youtube>DoQMav6alLo</youtube></center>

==Videos==
<center><youtube>c3UKAivWrio</youtube> 
<youtube>bLA7cri-zN8</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[VICE]] - Gavin worked there.
*[[Donald Trump]] - Their idol.
*[[Conservapedia]] - Their source.
*[[Laura Loomer]], former employee notable for #TireGate and for disrupting a play with then-employee Jack Posobiec
*[[Lauren Chen]]

==References==
<references />

{{altright}}
{{politics}}

{{youtubeseries}}
{{trolls}}

Rebel Media

2025-07-16T10:24:34Z

Spazmaphobia: add Lauren Southern drama with Destiny, Tate, and Tommy Robinson. Also added leaked chat logs

'''The Rebel Media''' is a would-be conservative media platform owned by '''Ezra Levant'''{{jew}}. Starting in [[2015]] it quickly amassed many followers, with its appeal to the lowest common denominator and by using the weapon of fear. The hosts of this garbage include Lauren Southern, Gavin McInnes and other people that nobody cares about. They have the audacity to call themselves "rebel", even though what they do is nothing but sucking drumpf and (((other rich people)))s' dicks

==Ezra Levant - The Jewish Owner==
{{quote|Look, my fellow Hebrews.}}
<center>
[[File:Ezra Levant Hello Fellow Hebrews.jpg|600px]] 
{{archive|s1izC|With Jews you lose}}
</center>

===Ezra Levant - In short===
#Make stuff up about people you don’t like
#Publish it in a venue where credulous, ideologically sympathetic readers will be disposed to believe the message
#Keep repeating the fabrications even after they have been debunked
# Retract the fabrications only when forced to do so by lawyers. And all the while (until stage 4, at least) leverage the whole episode as an opportunity to promote personal or political fundraising efforts (either through donations, or tchotchke sales) — and slag off critics as agents of some left-wing “media party” conspiracy.
:{{wayback|1=http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/11/28/jonathan-kay-the-weirdest-thing-about-ezra-levant-is-he-still-thinks-hes-right/|2=20141202052536|title=Jonathan Kay spilling the beans on the Jew}}

===Apologizing for lying about Ron Ghitter===
{{quote|Our attack on Senator Ghitter was unfounded and we now admit having defamed Senator Ghitter. We further acknowledge that some of our statements were based on facts that were false.|Ezra eating crow}}

===Apologizing for lying about [[George Soros]]===
{{quote|The management of Sun Media wishes to state that there is no basis for the statements in the column and they should not have been made. Sun Media, this newspaper and Ezra Levant retract the statements made in the column and unreservedly apologize to Mr. Soros for the distress and harm this column may have caused him.|{{archive|dK7j9|Ezra eating crow}}}}

===Apologizing for lying about Richard Warman===
{{quote|In the past, I have made certain derogatory statements and comments about Mr. Richard Warman on January 20, 23 and 28, 2008 and November 10, 2008. Those statements and comments were made on my website at www.ezralevant.com.

Those statements and comments attacked the personal and professional reputation of Mr. Richard Warman. I retract and apologize to Mr. Warman for those statements and comments without reservation. In particular, in one of my website posts, I alleged that Mr. Richard Warman had posted a bigoted attack on the Internet against Senator Anne Cools. I have no evidence that this is true and I retract it and apologize to Mr. Warman for it without reservation.|{{wayback|1=http://www.ezralevant.com/apology-to-richard-warman/|2=20150612111131|title=Apology to Richard Warman}}}}

===Paying for libeling Giacomo Vigna===
And even paying a fine for his lying Kike ways, where he did his best [[Andrew Breitbart]] impression and deceptively edited a video to make it look like anything but what it really was.
{{quote|Levant actively published the defamatory statements about Vigna as part of his campaign to denormalize the Human Rights Commissions, which was for another purpose and as a result, this amounted to malicious conduct on Levant's parts. I find that costs should be assessed on a substantial indemnity basis because Levant published defamatory statements about Vigna for an ulterior purpose and his actions were malicious…|{{wayback|1=http://j-source.ca/article/blogger-ezra-levant-ordered-pay-additional-32500-libel|2=20130202071731|title=Ezra Levant ordered to pay additional $32,500 for libel}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$57,000}}

===Paying for libeling Khurrum Awan===
{{quote|[there is] ample evidence before me demonstrating express malice on the part of [Mr. Levant], .. [he} “did little or no fact-checking regarding the posts complained of, either before or after their publication... [Mr. Levant’s] dominant motive in these blog posts was ill will, and that his repeated failure to take even basic steps to check his facts showed a reckless disregard for the truth. [Levant] ought to have been aware of the serious ramifications of his words on the reputation of this law student. Yet, at trial, he repeatedly tried to minimize his mistakes and his lack of diligence. The judge ordered Levant to remove the posts from his website within 15 days and pay Mr. Awan $50,000 in general damages plus $30,000 in aggravated damages.|{{archive|kGsDh|National Post}}}}
Total cost: 
{{colortext|red|-$95,000}}

===Ezra and professional ethics===
{{quote|{{hover|chinga tu madre|fuck your mother}}|Ezra being a professional about not liking chiquita bananas}}

===Slandering gypsies===
{{quote|These are gypsies, a culture synonymous with swindlers. The phrase gypsy and cheater have been so interchangeable historically that the word has entered the English language as a verb: he gypped me. Gypsies are not a race. They’re a shiftless group of hobos. They rob people blind. Their chief economy is theft and begging. For centuries these roving highway gangs have mocked the law and robbed their way across Europe|{{archive|SHSms|Ezra}}}}

====Apologizing to gypsies====
{{quote| I must admit that I did more than just attack a crime or immigration fraud problem. I attacked a particular group, and painted them all with the same brush. And to those I hurt, I'm sorry... it's wrong to brand an entire community with a broad brush - I wouldn't like it as a Jew, and the whole point of my crusade against the Indian Act is to free ordinary Indians from the corrupt chiefs who rule them. I am an anti-racism activist.|{{wayback|1=http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2013/03/20130318-180525.html|2=20150101162226|title=Ezra Levant}}}}

===Idle No More Apology===
In yet another one of his many lies, Ezra decided to paint an innocent protesting couple as being professional protestors and going various rallies, as if they were hired actors. This was of course incorrect, and Levant had to acknowledge that [https://web.archive.org/web/20150213070026/http://www.cbsc.ca/english/documents/prs/2013/131023.php he was wrong].

==Gavin McInnes - Hipster Douchebag==

Libertarian [[oldfag]] that left VICE right around the time that it turned into a shit hole.

===A fucking degenerate===

This degenerate deserves a bullet to his face or burned alive for this hipster is a jew who wants to keep the ZOG alive and make us normalised to the cancer.

 
<center>
[[File:Degenerate Leaf.jpg]]
</center>

===Hatred of gamers===
<center><youtube>CL1QxUIOIjs</youtube></center>
What's the difference between [[Jonathan McIntosh]] and Gavin? Josh still gets laid.

===Attacking an innocent protestor - Punching like a girl===
During the day of [[Donald Trump]]'s inauguration, Gavin was on the streets trying to see what the protestors were doing. One of them said mean words to Gavin, and he lost it, first pushing the [[Antifa]] protestor, before suckerpunching him. But because Gavin has the strength of a little girl, nothing happened. Of course right-wing ideologues are trying to spin it into violent protestors, but as you can clearly see in the edited video that Gavin was the first to punch.
<center><youtube>btmCaxSr8l8</youtube></center>

{{quote|Leftist: [starts pushing Gavin]
Gavin: [shoves leftist up against a wall and flips him the bird]
Leftist: "Get the fuck out of here man. You wanna fucking go?"
Gavin: "Oh, now you're done."
[Gavin lands 2 fast right crosses]
Leftist: "Woah relax, relax, relax!"|alt-right idiot being unable to understand that it was not the same man saying it}}

{{quote|Trump supporters = alpha chads

Antifa = scrawny manlets that take cheap shots|This is literally how delusion Rebel Media fans are}}

<center>[[File:Gavin McInnes Pushing Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''Look at how far Gavin flies after being pushed by one arm. 
</center>
Gavin then bravely went on to suckerpunch the guy, before fleeing the scene like a big brave man.
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Punching Innocent Man.gif]] 
'''THE ALT-RIGHT TOTALLY ISN'T VIOLENT'''
</center>
<center>
[[File:Gavin McInnes Running Away.gif]] 
'''BRAVELY RAN AWAY WAY'''
</center>

==Lauren Southern==
...is the resident dumb blonde on Rebel Media that they use to spice up the young male viewership as the equivalent to Tomi Lahren in The Blaze. Decided to betray the White race and the great wall by fucking a [[Gook]].
[[File:Lauren Southern and Spic Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
...and did some coalburning in high school to top the cake. 
[[File:Lauren Southern Coalburner Boyfriend.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 2.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 3.jpg|600px|center]] 
[[File:Lauren Southern with Coalburner Boyfriend 4.jpg|600px|center]] 
===Getting a golden shower===
<center><youtube>WWWCsBKpcQM</youtube></center>
Guess we know who one of the whores in [[Goldenshowergate]] was.

====Electric Boogaloo====
Because she liked it so much the first time, Lauren went in for seconds. 
<center><youtube>FGvEm1Bq3wM</youtube></center>

===It's a trap===
{{quote|I am legally a man.|{{hover|Lauren|enjoy your cock}}}}
<center><youtube>x7vHvclMgYI</youtube></center>

===Her book===
It's just a pamphlet published by Rebel Media as her vanity project. It only contains '''61''' pages. But it does feel like reading the fucking bible, it is that boring. The recommendations on the book come from other Rebel Media employees.

Don't take our word for it.
<center>
{{morphquote|Laurenbook|background-color: lightblue;|font-weight: bold;
|I was expecting better from Lauren because she has done a great job at the RebelMedia from covering the Slut Walks, changing her gender, the Calais jungle, etc. but this book failed to deliver. Her arguments are poorly developed and the book is all over the place. Instead of criticizing failed ideas and policies from the left with properly cited evidence, she resorts to ad hominem attacks of her ideological opponents and anecdotal evidence of her claims. If you're already a libertarian or conservative, you won't learn anything from this book, and if you're on the left then her arguments won't convince you of anything. Hopefully her next book is better.|Aditi Roy
|Glossing over western atrocities and why we're in the place we're in today, the author portrays Muslims, social justice groups, the media, and more as existing in some sort of vacuum and just magically hating "western values" which in her mind are discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation, believing that police brutality doesn't exist, and ignoring income inequality.|Inam
|Wait – it’s 61 pages?

LOL.

Obviously this was thrown together.|JIMMY REECE
}}
</center>
 

===Predestined Failure===
In July 2024, concrete evidence of her unbridled whoredom leaked on Twitter. While this evidence revealed nothing new about her character, what was notable was with whom she did teh filthy deed.

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren southern to destiny 1.jpg | What's this, a crossover episode?
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_2.jpg | "please Steven just give me a yes or no"
File:Lauren_southern_destiny_3.jpg | "I just got dumped" O RLY?
File:Lauren_southern_propositon.png | A tantalising proposition
</gallery></center>

In short, she was head over heels in love with [[Destiny]], sending him many needy messages through 2022. She also propositioned to enter his [[vomit|polycule]] while also in a relationship, presumably without telling her then-bf or husband (who can keep up with this whore?). Thus it was for your traditional Christian wife inflooncer who will save teh west.

The release of this information had one effect that was met with universal acclaim: it shut her up, like what an actual traditional wife would know to do. But alas, not forever...

She returned to Twitter almost exactly one year later on the 15th July 2025, to promote a new steamy tell-all in yet another shilling exercise<ref>https://x.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1945178372793053284</ref>. Only she was beaten to the press by [[redpill]] architect Rollo Tomassi, who dropped these bombshells from her former [[cuck|husband]] <ref>https://x.com/RationalMale/status/1945288170515394628</ref>:

<center><gallery>
File:Lauren-southern-tate1.jpg | "Lauren was attracted to [[Andrew Tate|Tate]] and visited him a few times and started making out and hanging out with during the trip"
File:Lauren-southern-tate2.jpg | "In the process she got wasted again and gave [[retard|Tommy Robinson]] a blow job despite him being married."
File:Lauren-southern-tate3.jpg | Tate or Robinson?
File:Lauren-southern-tate4.jpg | "Lauren then got pregnant [with Destiny] and it was a girl."
</gallery></center>

TL;DR: she was also fucked by Andrew Tate and Tommy Robinson while making an alt right documentary. She also has a secret lovechild with [[Destiny]]. This means the Antichrist may already walk among us, so you better get right with God while there is still time.

===What's An Anarchy?===
Having actually {{archive|zsOAk#selection-1247.0-1247.44|studied political science}}, you'd think that Ms. Goldenshower herself had perhaps, just perhaps, come across a book mentioning a collective called [[anarchist]]s. But either by living up to her blondness or being deceptive, she repeatedly called an anarchist protest as the anti-[[Donald Trump|trump]] protest. So Rebel Media can also go into the drawer of [[fake news]].
<center><youtube>DoQMav6alLo</youtube></center>

==Videos==
<center><youtube>c3UKAivWrio</youtube> 
<youtube>bLA7cri-zN8</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[VICE]] - Gavin worked there.
*[[Donald Trump]] - Their idol.
*[[Conservapedia]] - Their source.
*[[Laura Loomer]], former employee notable for #TireGate and for disrupting a play with then-employee Jack Posobiec
*[[Lauren Chen]]

==References==
<references />

{{altright}}
{{politics}}

{{youtubeseries}}
{{trolls}}

File:Lauren-southern-tate4.jpg

2025-07-16T10:16:56Z

Spazmaphobia: "Destiny was her ticket to getting back in the YouTuber game as a somewhat reformed 'alt righter' in my opinion.... I had received information that they were hanging out a lot when her US travel ban was lifted..... Lauren then got pregnant and it was a girl."

== Summary ==
"Destiny was her ticket to getting back in the YouTuber game as a somewhat reformed 'alt righter' in my opinion.... I had received information that they were hanging out a lot when her US travel ban was lifted..... Lauren then got pregnant and it was a girl."

File:Lauren-southern-tate3.jpg

2025-07-16T10:15:59Z

Spazmaphobia: "Oh and she states she got herpes from him...."

== Summary ==
"Oh and she states she got herpes from him...."

File:Lauren-southern-tate2.jpg

2025-07-16T10:15:33Z

Spazmaphobia: "In the process she got wasted again and gave Tommy Robinson a blow job despite him being married."

== Summary ==
"In the process she got wasted again and gave Tommy Robinson a blow job despite him being married."

File:Lauren-southern-tate1.jpg

2025-07-16T10:14:40Z

Spazmaphobia: "Lauren was attracted to Tate and visited him a few times and started making out and hanging out with during the trip."

== Summary ==
"Lauren was attracted to Tate and visited him a few times and started making out and hanging out with during the trip."

File:Lauren southern propositon.png

2025-07-16T10:01:04Z

Spazmaphobia: Lauren Southern: "now that I've put myself in a dating position with a good man I feel incredibly immoral telling you all this. I felt incredibly immoral about being in love while Melina loves you." - and we all know how that ended lmao

== Summary ==
Lauren Southern: "now that I've put myself in a dating position with a good man I feel incredibly immoral telling you all this.
I felt incredibly immoral about being in love while Melina loves you." - and we all know how that ended lmao

File:Lauren southern destiny 3.jpg

2025-07-16T09:59:31Z

Spazmaphobia:

File:Lauren southern destiny 2.jpg

2025-07-16T09:58:36Z

Spazmaphobia: "now, I just wanna lock you in a room with me forever." - Destiny

== Summary ==
"now, I just wanna lock you in a room with me forever." - Destiny

File:Lauren southern to destiny 1.jpg

2025-07-16T09:26:41Z

Spazmaphobia: "you're the most incredible friend I've ever met"

== Summary ==
"you're the most incredible friend I've ever met"

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-07-07T09:48:39Z

Spazmaphobia: Add link to janny board leak

[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|right|link=]]
{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win transparent.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:4chanBanner-111.png|center|600px]]
{{quote|This site is like if a [[Something Awful]] off-site obsessed with the [[Awesome Face]] opened in [[2007]] and was moderated by a guy named [[Lowtax|Notax]]|{{archive|Ydmik|a 4chan immigrant's interpretation of the Sharty}}}}
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. </s> Jannies somehow rewrote the spaghetticode in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb|The soyjak video]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson has root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png | The Day of the Mop
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
File:Captain_Gem.png | The long foretold coming of Captain Gem
File:Stonetoss_4chan_still_down.jpg | Unfortunately /mlp/ survived the fires, it along with the rest of the 'cuck is back
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.fatbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]
*[https://files.catbox.moe/czivhs.7z Janny board leak]
*{{kf|217347|Meet the 4chan Jannies}}
* Source leak mirrors: [https://gitgud.io/GapeNewell/OpenYotsuba] [https://github.com/AlexDev404/4chan-main]
*[https://blog.4chan.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing The un-lulzy 4chan official response]

{{chans}}
{{epic}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
{{GNA}}
{{timeline|Featured article April 24 & April 25, [[2025]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Payton Gendron]]}}
[[Category:2025]][[Category:Serious Business]][[Category:Events]][[Category:GNA]]

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-05-23T16:14:24Z

Spazmaphobia: add stonetoss and caption

[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|right|link=]]
{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win transparent.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:4chanBanner-111.png|center|600px]]
{{quote|This site is like if a [[Something Awful]] off-site obsessed with the [[Awesome Face]] opened in [[2007]] and was moderated by a guy named [[Lowtax|Notax]]|{{archive|Ydmik|a 4chan immigrant's interpretation of the Sharty}}}}
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. </s> Jannies somehow rewrote the spaghetticode in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb|The soyjak video]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson has root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png | The Day of the Mop
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
File:Captain_Gem.png | The long foretold coming of Captain Gem
File:Stonetoss_4chan_still_down.jpg | Unfortunately /mlp/ survived the fires, it along with the rest of the 'cuck is back
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.fatbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]
* Source leak mirrors: [https://gitgud.io/GapeNewell/OpenYotsuba] [https://github.com/AlexDev404/4chan-main]
*[https://blog.4chan.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing The un-lulzy 4chan official response]

{{chans}}
{{epic}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
{{GNA}}
{{timeline|Featured article April 24 & April 25, [[2025]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Payton Gendron]]}}
[[Category:2025]][[Category:Serious Business]][[Category:Events]][[Category:GNA]]

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-30T12:51:50Z

Spazmaphobia: /* External Links */ Add link to official response and source leaks

{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win transparent.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:4chanBanner-111.png|center|600px]]
[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. </s> Jannies somehow rewrote the spaghetticode in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson has root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png | The Day of the Mop
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
Captain_Gem.png
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]
* Source leak mirrors: [https://gitgud.io/GapeNewell/OpenYotsuba] [https://github.com/AlexDev404/4chan-main]
*[https://blog.4chan.org/post/781845918774394880/still-standing The un-lulzy 4chan official response]

{{chans}}
{{epic}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
{{GNA}}
{{timeline|Featured article April 24 & April 25, [[2025]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Payton Gendron]]}}
[[Category:2025]][[Category:Serious Business]][[Category:Events]][[Category:GNA]]

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-23T14:31:16Z

Spazmaphobia: /* Gallery */ add day of the mop caption

{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win transparent.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:4chanBanner-111.png|center|600px]]
[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson has root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png | The Day of the Mop
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
Captain_Gem.png
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]

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==Things I've not used yet==
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== Cow Tools. 10/22/21 ==

[[File:Cow Tools cartoon.png|300px]]
[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 19:22, 22 October 2021 (EDT)

== Pictureofthenow Maskposting/Hunter's Halloween 4/29/21 ==

[[File:Hunter's Halloween.png|300px]]
'''This is the part where you boogie

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'''this is the part where you smoke the crack rocks
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[[User:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia]] ([[User talk:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|talk]]) 11:44, 21 April 2021 (EDT)

== Trololololololol ==

[[File:AssNapkin911.jpg]]

== EDP445 Got Caught being a Pedo. 5/11/21 ==

[[File:Hegotcaught.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 10:41, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

==UNITED WE SUCK==

[[File:United-we-care.jpg]]

[[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 01:54, 2 June 2021 (EDT)

== Goatse Track ==

[[File:GoatseTrack.jpg|300px]] 
New Zealand encourages people to spread out and open themselves up during the [[Coronavirus|Chinkypox]] outbreak [[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 20:20, 18 June 2021 (EDT)

== Speaks for itself, really ==

[[File:CoronaVirusMadeInChina.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 19:15, 30 June 2021 (EDT)

== This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew All By Myself And I Am Very Proud And Would Like To Share With You Guys ==

[[File:This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew .png|300px]]

[[User:Will|Will]] ([[User talk:Will|talk]]) 22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)
22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)

== #JusticeforBernie ==

[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|300px|center]]
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 02:20, 20 August 2021 (EDT)

== Make this the POTN soon please soon ==

[[File:911goatse.gif|thumb|300px|center]]
DO IT FAGGOTZ!!!! [[User:Tariq Nasneed|Tariq Nasneed's Weave and Deceive]] 03:46 21 August 2021 (EDT)

--lol naaaah go back to 8kun [[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 20:37, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== Pepsi Threatens Suicide ==

[[File:Pepsi Threatens Suicide.jpeg|300px|center]]

-- [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] 15:02, 6 September 2021 (PT)

== thoust am going to snort an mp3 [[User:Basicallybad|Basicallybad]] ([[User talk:Basicallybad|talk]]) 07:40, 9 December 2021 (EST) ==

[[File:thoust am going to snort an mp3.png|558px]]

== Maddox's Bedroom ==

[[File:Maddoxbed.jpg|300px|left|frameless]]
[[Maddox]] cries himself to sleep here each night... [[Maddox#Slimegate|No I'm not kidding either]] [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 09:53, 21 December 2021 (EST)

== Alec Klebold 1999 ==

[[File:Alec columbine.jpg|300px|]] I didn't pull the trigger

[[User:Reimu2hu|Reimu2hu]] ([[User talk:Reimu2hu|talk]]) 20:49, 8 January 2022 (EST)

== epicfail.jpg ==
[[File:1636744215281.png|thumb|none]]
[[User:JohnStHelens4444|JohnStHelens4444]] ([[User talk:JohnStHelens4444|talk]]) 23:23, 21 January 2022 (EST)

== Nigger loves killin but hate gunzzz ==

[[file:Iza_luv_killin_white_folks.jpeg]]
[[User:LugsDev|[[user:Lugsdev|Lugsdev]]]] ([[User talk:LugsDev|talk]]) 09:10, 16 February 2022 (EST)
:too much text [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 09:20, 16 February 2022 (EST)

== Current PoTN (2/16/2022) ==

Why is a picture of NikocadoAvocado's [[DO NOT WANT|nude landwhale body]] with his shriveled micropenis visible selected as the PoTN? Isn't there a rule against having porn selected for the Picture of the Now?

And how is that nude photo relevant right now? {{unsigned|7271712417}}

:it's art, but yes you are correct. I'm changing it [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 10:30, 16 February 2022 (EST)

[[File:Bowlingballejaculating.gif|300px]][[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 12:28, 10 April 2022 (EDT)

== Ultra pride ==

[[File:ultrapride.jpeg|thumb|none]][[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 10:57, 22 April 2022 (EDT)

== #ArmenianGenocide #NeverForget ==

[[File:mgf.png|thumb|none]]

[[User:Tuberculosis|Tuberculosis]] ([[User talk:Tuberculosis|talk]]) 19:22, 25 April 2022

== technoblade if he real ==

[[File:Technoblade if he real.png]]

I think this stolen meme deserves to be the picture of the now.
[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 11:45, 1 July 2022 (EDT)

== America has fallen ==

[[File:biden2022.jpg|500px]]

[[User:Boibob|Boibob]] ([[User talk:Boibob|talk]]) 04:08, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

== Found a photo of ol' Uncle Snuffles as a kid! ==

[[File:UncleSnufflesDeliverance.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 17:27, 28 July 2022 (EDT)

==Andy Has An Idea==
[[File:Andy-ToyStory-MLP-jar.jpg|400px]]

[[User:CheetahCat7|CheetahCat7]] ([[User talk:CheetahCat7|talk]]) 10:32, 16 September 2022 (EDT)

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[[File:LGTV.jpg|300px]]
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== New Netflix series! ==
[[File:AlfredENigga.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 17:00, 13 October 2022 (EDT)

== This should prove to be an entertaining few weeks ==
[[File:TheBirdIsFree.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 18:15, 28 October 2022 (EDT)
== He is curious ==
[[File:Squidward's free time.png|300px]] 
--[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 5:58, 5 October 2022 (EDT)

== Let the mayhem... begin ==
[[File:TrumpBackToTwitter.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 23:18, 19 November 2022 (EST)

== AI Talks about ED ==
[[File:Ai.png|300px]] 
[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 07:06, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

== CWC and Ye ==

[[File:CWC and Ye.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:06, 5 May 2023 (EDT)

== Speaking of CWC... ==

[[File:ChrisChanItWeAgree.jpg|400px|frameless]] 
Now that it's out of the pokey, I'm gonna leave this here, for the next time dear, sweet Chris does something special. 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 16:20, 12 May 2023 (EDT)

== Ebony and Ivory ==

[[File:ebony_and_ivory_prom.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:22, 13 May 2023 (EDT)

== $250,000 ==

[[File:oceansgate.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 01:24, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

== Smugler ==
[[File:Smugler.png|300px]]
Gen Αlpha begins. [[User:AntarcticBear|AntarcticBear]] ([[User talk:AntarcticBear|talk]]) 22:43, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== nazi femboy ==

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== Flashing Banana ==

[[File:Flashybanana.jpg|thumb]]
[[User:Thumb|Thumb]] ([[User talk:Thumb|talk]]) 22:17, 24 October 2023 (EDT)

[[File:Nigger monkey.jpg|thumb]]

== Damn, Dilbert. ==

[[File:DAMN DILBERT.gif|thumb|none]]

== Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.jpg ==

[[File:Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.png]] [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 06:59, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Rate my setup ==

[[File:Cheap_desk_setup.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:30, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice shirt ==

[[File:Eat sleep rape repeat.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 15:29, 1 January 2024 (EST)

==Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island==

[[File:Stephen Hawking Epstein Island oil painting.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 18:51, 5 January 2024 (EST)

==The Yiddish Catacombs==

[[File:The Yiddish Catacombs.jpg|300px]]

==Palestinian History In A Nutshell==

[[File:PalestinianHistory.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 02:17, 28 January 2024 (EST)

== Freaky bob ==

[[File:freakybob.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:13, 5 April 2024 (EDT)

== Shoe hat. ==

[[File:Circlejerk Shoe Hat.png|500px]][[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:42, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Mein Waifu ==

[[File:Nazicrap.png|300px|thumb|This yellow chink who has a horrible voice is a neo nazi]]

AlpaniaBall--[[User:AlpaniaBall|AlpaniaBall]] ([[User talk:AlpaniaBall|talk]]) 05:45, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

== take a seat ==
[[File:Takeaseat2024.jpg]]

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:17 AM, 13 August 2024

== A literal Genshin Impact hate shrine ==

[[File:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|300px]]

[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 11:41 PM, 1 October 2024

== Liam Payne ==

d2s7j0g-50af8373-7eda-41d8-a297-887c31673225

== ED giga chud ==
[[File:ED chad.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 3:32 pm, october 23rd 2024.

== alt right kid ==
[[File:Altrightkid.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 11:02 pm, october 29th 2024.

== Hotel Hell ==
[[File:HotelHell.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] 11:00 AM, December 8th 2024.

== The 3 Horsemen Of January 1st, 2025 ==

original art by [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:26, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb]]

== Butthurt report ==

[[File:Butthurt report.gif|300px]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:49, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, that's good
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:07, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

== "Fuck lawyers" - [[Karl Jobst]] ==

[[File:Fucklawyers.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 10:06, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

== Assburger King ==

[[File:Assburger King.jpg|300px]]
[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 8:21 PM, 2 April 2025

== "Still locked?" - Stonetoss ==

[[File:Stonetoss 4chan still down.jpg|600px]]

--[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 14:53, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

File:Stonetoss 4chan still down.jpg

2025-04-22T14:51:30Z

Spazmaphobia: stonetoss comic of 4chan, is still kill

== Summary ==
stonetoss comic of 4chan, is still kill

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-22T12:18:13Z

Spazmaphobia: /* 4cope pasta */ hordes, not threads

{{gem}}
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[[File:4chanBanner-111.png|center|600px]]
[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Hordes of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson is root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
Captain_Gem.png
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]

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4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-22T12:16:29Z

Spazmaphobia: add janny dox pastebin

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The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki]] (Gookmoot) made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]], a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke (see [[8chan]] if you want an idea)? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish.

==How To==
[[File:4chan2025megahack-ElonMuskCalledInAFavor.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elon Musk called in a favor.]]The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|500px|center|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

[[File:4chan2025megahack-SoyjakPartyWon.jpg|350px|center]]

==4cope pasta==
Threads of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==The Fallout==
===Party Hard===
Despite the fact that 4chan is eternal, many people came out of the woodworks to dance on its grave. Worse, people are trying to manifest 4chan's permanent downfall as if all the "Nazi CHUD" Anons won't just try to invade their spaces in due time. Have fun with that! And you've also got the people who are "worried" that le evil chuds will "infect" discord and other platforms, even though 4chan has been all normies for years.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-wishfulthinker.png|400px|thumb|center|Wishful thinking from someone who clearly doesn't work in IT]]

===The Last Post of Anon===
Since the hack initially took down all the boards BUT /qa/, it was trival to determine the last post made on 4chan before it went down. And that piece of wisdom from anon? [[Minecraft|Chicken Jockey]] [https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368446/what-the-fuck-is-going-on].

[[File:4chan2025Megahack-Last post Chicken Jockey.jpeg|400px|thumb|center|If 4chan was gonna go out like that, it should've been "Skibbidy Toilet"]]

===What's Next===
So now what? Well, the site can't go back up because now everyone knows what system they're using as well as their keys. So Gookmoot and his crack team of jannies are probably just going to patch holes just enough to last the next 10 years until someone uploads a ZIP file to take it down again. They may also update their copyright notices.

[[File:4chan2025megahack-gookmootDidntUpdate.png|400px|center|thumb|now it'll say ©2003-2025 for the next 10 years]]

==Gallery==
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File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson is root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
Captain_Gem.png
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
*[[Trolls Trolling Trolls]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Raw janny dox]

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Science

2025-04-18T11:08:29Z

Spazmaphobia: /* Educational Videos */ add oingo boingo weird science

[[File:Science bitch.jpeg|250px|right]]

'''Science''' is a way of explaining IRL shit. Science ranges from basic beginnings, [[Shit no one cares about|Biotic and Abiotic, to explaining complex compilations of atoms to make molecules, which makes a material]], and when those materials are combined, they make the pornography you fap to. [[Fuckin' Magnets|Some things can never be explained by science]], but that won't stop them motherfuckers from lyin' about it and getting [[you]] pissed.

== History ==

The first science was invented by some [[transvestite]] cunt called [[Sir Isaac Newton|Isaac Newton]]. Since apparently he was the first person in [[History|human history]] to wonder why the fuck things happen, he created this shit called [[gravity]] and for some reason the dumb fucks actually still believe him to this day. Despite the fact that Newton copyrighted gravity, over 9000 years later [[Albert Einstein|Albert Jewstein]] was born and he immediately started creating bullshit theories that the retards called "scientists" actually believe. He discovered that light was real and this pissed [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] off so him and his army of illiterate cunts chased Albert Jewstein out of Germany. Albert went to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|united nations of American land]] of all places and it was here he fabricated the most obscenely bullshit theories ever heard of including the theory of Gaytivity. After Jewstein was assassinated by [[John F. Kennedy]], the smartest science to ever live called [[Stephen Hawking]] discovered Jewstein's papers and freaked out when reading them, causing him to become paralyzed. Jewstein then went on to win 150 Noble peace prizes [[Jews|even though he did absolutely nothing]].

== Scientific Method ==

These are the following guidelines of the scientific method as proceeded:

* Learn [[Moonspeak|ridiculously obscure, advanced, and abstracts words]].
* Learn [[Mathematics|needlessly complex math]]: especially statistics.
* Write a [[TL;DR]] essay with aforementioned wording and math, which no one bothers to read except a guy who gets payed to do it.
* ...[[Profit|Success and profit!]] Your professional life is now just as sensational as your sex life.
* [[War|Never stop trying.]]

==The Real Scientific Method==

{{Main|Troll Science}}

* Get PhD

* Get [[stupid|political]] and attach yourself to flavor of the month causes being thrown around by [[SJW|SJWs]] and [[retard|libtards]].

* Pick one, say [[Global Warming]], Second Hand Smoke or how video games are turning Americans into [[You|retarded, Assburger style, fat autistic basement dwelling, child molesting fucks that sympathize with the US military and its expansionist policies]]. Remember, the more popular the better.

* [[lie|Fake results]], better yet, cherry pick results and publish paper with the intention of backing up some crazy libtard's [[bullshit|pseudo-scientific claims]]. Remember, only trolls and asshole Republicans require that scientific ideas be scrutinized under all conditions. If someone points out a weakness in your evidence or can [[The Burden of Proof|prove that your results aren't consistent]], simply call them a troll that refuses to accept scientific evidence or is employed by big business.

* All profit baby. Start making appointments for speaking engagements charging $15,000 an appearance. If you can climb to the level of [[Nigger|Neil deGrasse Tyson]] and can get some retarded, joke of a producer like [[Family Guy|Seth McFarlane]] to back your stupidity and cast you in a Tv show that rips off a much better one from the past like [[Carl Sagan|Carl Sagan's]] Cosmos series, you can make $100,000 an apparence spouting stupidity that can easily be refuted with a simple [[Google]] search like, "Helicopters fall like a brick when they run out of gas."

* For Max Profit always remember to insult and troll religion by calling it a hillbilly invention of ignorance to explain the unknown despite science inventing things out of the blue like "[[Shit|Dark Matter]]" for no reason other than to balance an equation because if it were to remain unbalanced, then [[Some argue|it could be argued]] that out current model of Physics is wrong. Since [[Einstein]] there haven't been any major works or new ideas. The majority of the work being done is balancing the equations when contradictions appear in the current model. In otherwords, no matter what, always approach Science like a Spanish Priest during the Inquisition would approach Catholicism.

==Branches of Science==

===Natural Science===

[[Image:Science_gone_too_far_93%25_answer_wrong.jpg|thumb|right]]
This is science done using only the purest natural ingredients. All ingredients must conform to rigorous standards developed and enforced by the Royal Institute of Natural Organic Science. Many scientists who practice natural science are [[hippies]].

Some scientists like [[Richard Dawkins]] have tried to use natural science to try and get rid of [[religion]] after being [[raped]] by [[God]] when he was a kiddie. Sadly, when Atheists use science, stupid shit [[gravity|happens]]. Natural scientists such as [[Richard Dawkins]] are no lifers who sit on [[YouTube]] all day long criticizing religion. When their lazy asses has finally left their computers, they spend their time self-righteously mocking [[theology]] while not knowing what the fuck they are talking about. [[At least 100 years ago]] their sinfulness incurred God's wrath, which made God unleashed a great flooding that [[pwned]] everyone except Abraham and his favorite sex buddies (his wife, his children, and tons of tons of animals). [[Stalin]], [[Hitler]] and [[Pol Pot]] has since then carried on the Lord's tradition of mass murdering the worshipers of [[Lucifer|Lolcifer]], and are now getting rewarded in heaven. (If you don't understand the irony of this entry, you are hereby ordealed by all that is decent to [[STFU]] about things you don't know jack shit about.)

=== Computer Science ===

{{Main|Computer Science}}

Nerd shit that allows even [[Mike Sandy|the most idiotic of niggers]] become elite hackers.

=== Physics ===

{{Main|Physics}}

Physics is a branch of [[science]] that deals with the study of origami and knot-tying. Physicists [[shit]] on every other belief system that requires you to believe in something that can't be seen. Ironically, they often resort to the same pedantry: using such dubious ideas as "dark matter", "dark energy", "strings", and "gravity" to try to create a universe that doesn't collapse back in on itself in the first five minutes of the film. However, [[shit nobody cares about|quantum theory]] seems to be more accepted as the years plod on. Quantum theory, developed by a Jew believed to be an [[Asspie]], and further elaborated on by a [[cripple]], is especially designed to be as unintelligible and complicated as possible, so that the [[black|peons]] may not learn the [[rules of the internet|secrets]] of their [[basement dweller|university graduate]] overlords. A basic explanation of Quantum Theory is the [[Caturday|Shroedinger's Cat]] example. A [[furry|cat]], locked in a [[Bonsai Kitten|box]], may [[justice|die]], but you won't know until you look. Until then the cat is in a state of "quantum flux", I.E the cat is both [[lol wut|alive AND dead]], simultaneously. Of course, any scientist can tell you, [[Cthulhu|that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.]] [[insane|This means Quantum Theory may or may not be right]].

OF course, of all the shitty ideas, religion seems to be able to work [[slave|freely]] in conjunction with the most [[crazy|sound]] "theory". Using Quantum Theory, you can easily say that all religions can be proven and all atheists suck cocks.

===Genetic Engineering===

Genetic Engineering is an exciting renewed field created by [[Nazis]] due to the sad fact that [[jews|liberals]] weren't nearly as afraid of the unspeakable machine-god known as "Science" as they ought to be and the fact nerd scientists like the rationalization that if they [[incest|make a copy of themselves and have sex with it]], that it's [[masterbation]] and not [[faggotry]]. The primary output of Genetic Engineering is "Frankenfood" which keeps [[niggers]] from starving to death, thus keeping the hideous cancer known as humanity on blessed Mother Earth and the same scientists whining that the over population of the Earth and their consumerism is the leading cause of Global Warming. Many [[furfags]] hope that genetic engineering will rid them of their [[Basement Dweller|basement-dwelling]], [[fat]], [[Gaia|cancer-ridden]] bodies and restore them to their [[Fursona|true form]], but anybody with an I.Q. of 25 or above knows that this is about as likely as building a [[thetan]]-powered car.

Additional tools are being developed, like [[nanotechnology]], to improve genetic engineering, and there is hope that one day it will finally cure the tragic disease known as [[faggotry]].

===Nuclear Physics===

[[File:Potatotron2000.jpg|thumb|right]]

Nuclear Physics, also invented by the [[Nazi]]s, as a way of furthering their [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|total eradication]] of [[gypsies]], [[retards|lessers]], and the [[jews|greedy]]. They never finished their research before the [[communists]] burned Berlin to the ground. The [[Americunts]] were [[butthurt]] over having [[britfag|everyone else]] do all the actual work, so with all their massive reserves of [[jew gold]], and needing a [[final solution|new way]] of raping the fuck out of everyone else for [[srsly|not srsly acknowledging that the US did all the work]], told all the captured Nazi scientists they could work for the US for a [[unlimited disposable income|six-figure salary]] and having everyone else 'forget' about their war crimes, or spend the next fifty years taking it [[in the ass]].
With the Nazimericans building the A-bomb, the [[Russia|Russians]] wanted [[jenkem|in on the action]] and with similarly employed [[insane|Nazi]] scientists began building their own nukes.
This led to the Americunts pointing all their missiles at [[Russia|those communist money-worshiping rapists]], and the Russians pointing all their missiles at [[America| those capitalist christfag fat fucks]], even though if it weren't for the Russians we'd [[Fact|all be speaking German and making a morning prayer to Zombie Cyborg Hitler.]] [[Never|So can't we all just get along]]?
{{clear}}

===Social Science===
[[Image:Social_Science.jpg|right|thumb]]
{{Main|Sociology}}

Social science, otherwise known as bullshit science, pseudo-science, wannabe science, pretend science, etc, etc is largely for intellectual deficients who couldn't cut it in real science fields who then retarded back to the only quasi-alternative form available. The field covers a wide variety of bullshit artistry, from psychology, sociology, criminology to newer fields like [[bitch|gender]] studies and [[nigger|African]] studies and the like.

Social science, at its core, doesn't fucking work because it's normally based on situations and perceptions that have a near infinite number of possible and potential variable, variables... meaning the variables which make up a particular model aren't simply based on an endless slew of variables, but the variables themselves ARE variable.

It's essentially a form of the God Paradox... that is, can God create a stone so heavy that even he cannot lift it? The answer is yes, he can... but then he can simply turn around and make himself even stronger because a God wouldn't have any limits.

In effect, almost every form of social science is bullshit because it doesn't take into account ITSELF and how the very nature of the field changes and alters the known variables. For example if you find a particular pattern of behavior in people... but then turn around and point out that pattern of behavior, make people aware of it, then that awareness in turn alters the nature of the pattern of behavior itself.

This often manifests in the form of attempting to replicate decade old studies and experiments and winding up with completely skewed results, partly because society is always in flux, with social norms changing as easily as the wind, but also because most everyone in the repeated experiment is already aware of the original experiments to some degree and knows exactly what's going on. The very knowledge of the field essentially destroys any possible scientific controls.

This would be like a scientist discovering a new element and the minute they run around telling everyone about the new element, the element itself would change its composition and become something else entirely.

Adding to this clusterfuck is the fact that the majority of those who go into social sciences do so out of personal bias, meaning if you ask most psychology students why they got into the field they'll immediate start droning on about some dumbfuck life-changing experience they've had, like a family member being diagnosed with something, or discovering some twisted fetish of theirs or being "almost raped", etc. This over personalization of the field creates an inherent bias in almost every sociology student, where they're looking for confirmation and assured/shared belief rather than looking for answers to unfamiliar questions. To them the question already has an answer, they just need to find a way to explain it in a way that makes them [[pseudo-intellectual|sound smart]].
{{clear}}

==Educational Videos==

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|<youtube>eB5VXJXxnNU</youtube> <center>'''Scientific Debate'''</center>
|<youtube>nYb6rwtOx4Q</youtube> <center>'''Fuck science 444444'''</center>
|<youtube>6Zxy_dScjsM</youtube> <center>'''The science of us trolls'''</center>
|<youtube>55ctFlEW2NU</youtube> <center>'''Epic chemistry teacher'''</center>
|<youtube>7FfKaIgArJ8</youtube> <center>'''When a physics teacher knows his stuff '''</center>
|<youtube>cddIgb1nGJ8</youtube> <center>'''Science did WTC'''</center>
|<youtube>Jm-upHSP9KU</youtube> <center>'''Everything in the 80s came with a New Wave soundtrack, including science'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==What scientists look at all day==

{{Bigpic|10643.jpg|600|300|NOTE: This is what scientists look at all day.}}

==Gallery==

{{cg|The Gallery of Tomorrow!|Science|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Treadmill science.gif
Image:PHYSICS.gif
Image:Technology.gif
Image:Ball bounce.gif
image:Knife ≠ toaster.gif|Knife ≠ toaster
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Science makes me horny.jpg
Image:Pendulum.gif
image:Study diagrams vs exam.jpg
Image:Science_-_GTFO_Bitch.jpg
Image:SATAN BUG.JPG|What genetic engineering means for [[you]].
Image:Science!.jpg|How science is done in the real world.
Image:Inurbasenutraliznuracids.jpg|The boringer side of science.
Image:Black science man.jpg
Image:Xrayspecs2.jpg|Science can be used to [[Nazi|determine a person's true ethnicity]].
Image:FRINGESCIENCE.jpg|[[Fox News|FRINGE]] SCIENCE!!!!!!!
Image:Distilled_water.jpg|Science gives you good advice.
Image:Equation.jpg
Image:Red_bull2.jpg|The drink of tomorrow!
Image:Genius!111!!.jpg|Proof that science and complete bullshit. Fusion is a lie.
Image:OMG Lasers.jpeg
Image:FORSCIENCE.jpg|FOR [[God|SCIENCE]]
Image:redsea.jpg|Scientists cannot explain how Moses parted the Red Sea. ([http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11383620 o rly?])
Image:Fuck your theory.jpg|The most effective counter-argument when dealing with conflicting data.
Image:Doctors.jpg|Science in [[at least 100 years ago|the old days]] got shit done a ''different'' way.
Image:Breadtoaster.jpg|[[Hotel Mario|All toasters toast]]
Image:HardestMetal.jpg|A scientific experiment.
Image:CrushYou.jpg|[[Dr. Steel]], a typical Scientist.
Image:Lul Bible.jpg|Best selling science book.
Image:Bouncyboobs.jpg|The Science of Bras
File:Science 666.jpg
File:Au Ti S Ti C.png
Image:The_Science_News_Cycle.gif|The Science News Cycle
Image:Science_-_Reporting.gif
Image:Science_-_Antimatter.jpg
Image:Baby_-_Scientific_Method.jpg
Image:Cookies_-_Science.jpg
Image:Science_-_Stand_Back.jpg
Image:Science_-_The_Problem.jpg
Image:God_&_Science_&_Twitter_-_Blowing_Themselves_Up.png
File:Science confirms the bible.jpg|Atheists always hated science.
File:Science_I_Fucking_Love.jpg
File:Science Comic.jpg
</gallery>}}

== See Also ==

*[[Troll Science]]
*[[Carl Sagan]]
*[[Albert Einstein|Einstein]]
*[[Occam's Razor]]
*[[Eclipse]]
*[[Evolution]]
*[[Facts]]
*[[Magnetostatics]]
*[[Nuclear War]]
*[[Logic]]
*[[Portal]]
*[[Richard Dawkins]]
*[[Steins;Gate]]
*[[sci/|/sci/]] - The worst board ever created.
*[[The Big Bang Theory]]
*[[Thunderf00t]]
*[[Wimmin#Inventions_by_Women|Science inventions by the wimmins by accident]]
*[[WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?]]
*[[He Jiankui]]

==External Links==

* [http://boards.4chan.org/sci/ 4chan's Science Board]
* [http://corruption-of-science.blogspot.co.uk Contemporary science sucks]
* [[wikipedia:QBD|Quantum bogodynamics]]
* [http://catb.org/jargon/html/Q/quantum-bogodynamics.html Quantum bogodynamics. Again.]
* [http://www.trollscientist.com/ Troll Science]
* [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12187548 Test-retest reliability of the measurement of penile dimensions in a sample of gay men.] I would have altered the methodology were I in charge; I would have collected all of the measurements personally. Either way, it's tax monies well spent.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Video of the Now

2025-04-17T10:29:17Z

Spazmaphobia:

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Suggest Video of the Nows here...GO!
<div style="color: #F00; font-size: 30px; text-decoration: blink;padding-top:0.5em;">v How to make a suggestion v</div>
#Log in
#'''[https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Video_of_the_Now&action=edit Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]'''
#Type the name of the video in the Subject/headline box
#Paste a direct link to the video in the next box
#'''Sign your motherfucking post''' with four tildes (seriously, it's not [[Rocket Science]], just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>)
#Press the "SHOW PREVIEW" button so you can make sure you didn't fuck up
#Save Page
#?????
#PROFIT!!!!

As a side note, '''don't embed the video''' because when that is done enough, the page becomes slow as fuck. Furthermore, submit content that is ''relevant'' to the present; something ''current'' and ''fresh''.

<div style="font-size:30px;color:red;text-decoration:blink;padding-bottom:0.5em;">^ READ THIS SHIT ^</div>

== Joe Biden Channels Terry Davis ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QmdKQF81k [[User:Reverandshitstain|Reverandshitstain]] ([[User talk:Reverandshitstain|talk]]) 11:45, 18 April 2021 (EDT)

== Troller of Everything ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCcucQ8c6A
[[User:Kleetus K.|Kleetus K.]] ([[User talk:Kleetus K.|talk]]) 15:25, 19 April 2021 (EDT)

== Funny Drew Man ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-lpfly11k
22:06, 25 August 2021 (EDT)

== you and your homie send pictures of your balls to each others? ==

https://youtu.be/aM2tpobjllI [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:38, 26 August 2021 (EDT)

== Thicc Omni man ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEIIJNbycQ

== yo ==

<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbAjUorW_c</youtube></center>

Mario's Nightmare 07:49 6 September 2021 (EDT)

== Undertale Sucks ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw
[[User:Dildo Baggins|Dildo Baggins]] ([[User talk:Dildo Baggins|talk]]) 13:32, 19 September 2021 (EDT)

== sandy marton - camel by camel (instrumental) ==

no comment [https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA https://youtu.be/JM4cKKNO8JA] - [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 10:51, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== bad apple ==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8
[[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 14:04, 17 October 2021 (EDT)branman65

==Russian hip hop song that is famous all over the fucking world==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2BFRqsoG_g
[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:32, 14 December 2021 (EST)

==Ram Ranch (song about gay sex)==

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LD24TG33w2E [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:44, 29 December 2021 (EST)

== When they play your PS4/Xbox parties in court ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpL2Vi3c56k [[User:HurricaneIV|HurricaneIV]] ([[User talk:HurricaneIV|talk]]) 21:45, 14 January 2022 (EST)

== therapiss ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8IWQY0IOM [[User:Jackinabox]] [[User talk:Jackinabox|(talk)]] 20:00 11 March 2022 (AEDT)

== the history of gnaa ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn2WE93p3E [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 13:52, 11 April 2022 (EDT)
== The (possible) changes of twitter after elon musk bought it ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZN27sTi2h4 [[User:Nicker]] [[User talk:Nicker|(talk)]] 10:23, 28 April 2022 (EDT)

== Why do Reddit Mods Always Look Like This? ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE [[User:Solear|Solear]] ([[User talk:Solear|talk]]) 22:08, 7 May 2022 (EDT)

== blackpink jennie nudes leaked ==

[[File:Jennie-blackpink-nude-porn.mp4]]
:No pr0n allowed fgt.[[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 12:24, 15 May 2022 (EDT)
I was properly excepting a trap, but this is good while we wait :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== We Are Young ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/DfkrXNTVC8Y?t=13</youtube>
--[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 04:20, 30 June 2022 (EDT)

== i'm going to be arrested for this ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzc0Zn6Fdfk</youtube></center>

[[User:VALVENiggerkiller|VALVENiggerkiller]] ([[User talk:VALVENiggerkiller|talk]]) 06:40, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== red sun in the sky ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E</youtube>
[[User:Glitchlov|glitchlov_ / svalxei_]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 02:00, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

== BBC Queen mourn floss ==
[[File:Queenfloss.mp4|240px]]
--[[User:DJ-Trapzz420|Trollando]] ([[User talk:DJ-Trapzz420|talk]]) 19:38, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

== Low Tier God's Speech but it's with Images ==

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNoqXsIp8V8 https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8] or alternatively the AI art version: Low Tier God's Speech but it's with AI generated images [https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQPfS75tZuw https://youtu.be/IQPfS75tZuw]

— [[File:Vulpix Alola white Smogon Pokemon animated.gif|35px|link=user:Vulpix]] [[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 11:08, 25 December 2022 (EST)

== Craftmine or Peter Griffin N word ==
<youtube><center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLtt6g8mvHA</youtube></center>
[[File:Peter Griffin saying the N-word (full.mp4]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 07:24, 8 February 2023 (EST)

== Gay Frogs Holiday House decorations ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/eRhSt11geFM?si=JD8X7wwsU6R4GpkH</youtube> [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 13:47, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Comrade Trump ==

<youtube>Ge_GWAJAiVM</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 03:42, 20 October 2023 (EDT)

== Collapse of Burgundy ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwL303SDkZk [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 00:08, 11 November 2023 (EST)

== Alex Jones video game ==

<youtube>5HgYHNP17dE</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 10:40, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Zionist literature ==

<youtube>pyRqstSA-ug</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 12:46, 14 December 2023 (EST)

== The Art of Trolling ==

<youtube>AHqGV5WjS4w</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:31, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Santa pedo cabal ==

<youtube>JC89gFM_rjc</youtube> [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 16:16, 20 December 2023 (EST)

== Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile ==

<youtube>-XSB4sQGT_4</youtube> --[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:01, 30 December 2023 (EST)

== no comment ==

<youtube>q-RvplNbmvM</youtube>
[[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 09:16, 4 January 2024 (EST)

== “You Will Own Nothing, And You Will Be Happy!” ==

Also known as [[Klaus Schwab]]'s wet dream:

[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4]]

Not sure if it is "fagoon" or "fagman" reality tunnel.

[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 06:07, 10 January 2024 (EST)

== its 2011 all over again ==

<youtube>IwLSrNu1ppI</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 17:13, 26 February 2024 (EST)

== suggesting a similar outcome for politicians would be considered terrorism ==

<youtube>OU1FesR10fM</youtube> [[User:Disassemblyline|Disassemblyline]] ([[User talk:Disassemblyline|talk]]) 16:03, 4 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Nigel Farage]] making a [[lolcow]] out of himself thanks to being on Cameo ==

<youtube>E4W7BpwOoL0</youtube> [[User:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|Encyclopedia Dramatіca]] ([[User talk:Encyclopedia Dramatіca|talk]]) 17:22, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Charlie Kirk ==

<youtube>OVBJA5L6xEk</youtube>
[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) 3:39, 9 July 2024 (EDT)

== bitches be fakin' multiple personality disorder ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nut83SIoR_0&ab_channel=Bigbunjeeeeee
([[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] july 17th 12:09 2024

== You know what would be even more lulz compared to the current VOTN? The actual original unedited Bloo Me video, of course! ==
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-109591995_456239070
[[User:YaroslavTV +1|YaroslavTV +1]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV +1|talk]]) 13:13, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== Frank Hassle annoys a tranny ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaC7TZiMg8</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:54 PM 2024-08-06

== A very lulzy video from [[GabaLeth|the one and only!]] ==
<youtube>7vnT8uCIa9U</youtube>
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 22:59, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

== get a job nigger ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:17 29 august 2024.

== guilt simulator ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/TnkTNrbHeZA?si=qTrbEIGBQeVx410e</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 4:26 29 august 2024.

== We’re costco guys ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=tyRGvC1y1F9dn5zg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:30 PM 29 august 2024.

== story of family guy ==
<youtube>https://youtu.be/c19N8QAV1F0?si=a8w7_KyPqLdH2VGD</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 10:44 PM 29 august 2024.

== THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN (2024) - OFFICIAL TRAILER ==
Yes, this is actually a real movie based on a [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-feces-thrower-caught-1.5374792 few shit-throwing incidents that actually happened in Toronto, Canada in 2019]:

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMY5I4Iylo</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:21, 25 September 2024 (UTC)

== The Original Skibidi, Russia's Gangnam Style ==
The original Skibidi, released years before that [https://edramatica.com/Skibidi_Toilet ungodly Russian-Georgian creation that is "Skibidi Toilet"]

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmw</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 21:14, 30 September 2024 (UTC)

== the goys season 4 sucks ==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLmr0TeWrg</youtube>
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 12:13 PM, october 10th 2024

== Emperor Xi's World COVID Conquest ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/0FfBFuZTI_A</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 16:36, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

== KSI's "Lunchly Song" that's getting memed to no end right now ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:22, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Done
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:19, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

== Sick Of It (KSI LUNCHLY THICK OF IT PARODY) ==

<youtube>https://youtu.be/BtOB3XHWLi8</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 03:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

== SiMP | FULL OFFiCiAL MOViE | 4K ==

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF58rzDSCg</youtube>
[[User:DingDong782|DingDong782]] ([[User talk:DingDong782|talk]]) 00:51, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

==Ronnie McNutt is Santa Claus==
I don't really have anywhere to put this, maybe it can be the VOTN? It's thematic after all.
[[File:Christmas Ronnie.mp4|thumb]]

[[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 15:32, 24 December 2024 (UTC)

==Thug Nasheed==

Found this on discord, needs to be the VOTN soon.
[[File:Thugnasheed.mp4]]

== Minor lolcow "Progah" films video of himself before arrest ==

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_LYVE_Kj0M&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fedramatica.com%2F
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 02:57, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

==4chan is kill==
[[File:4ch_pwnt.mp4]]
Official video from the sharty

--[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 10:29, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-17T10:22:34Z

Spazmaphobia: added the real origin

{{Stub}}
{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
The story begins on November 3rd, 2021, when Hiroyuki made the decision to close the [[4chan#Former/retired_boards|/qa/]] board. That decision set events into motion that few could foresee. It resulted in the birth of the Soyjak Party, a board that the jannies initially dismissed as a one trick pony, for how long could a site last based on one joke? They had a comfy, tidy gig - /b/ was full of porn, /g/ was full of the same tedious arguments, /pol/ was just collective seething over Twitter screenshots, /r9k/ was one blackpill after another.

Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. If it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. (until they arise from the ashes again a few days later and continue ofc)

==How To==
The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

==4cope pasta==
Threads of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet frens IRL and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:Last posts before 4chan 2025 Megahack Chicken Jockey.jpeg
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson is root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]

{{chans}}
{{epic}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
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Talk:4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-17T10:06:24Z

Spazmaphobia: /* Needs artwork */

==Needs artwork==
Hypothetically speaking, it would be nice to have several artworks expressing their loss of their "beloved" site, or better yet genuinly celebrating such incident.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:59, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

Done --[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 10:06, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-17T10:04:28Z

Spazmaphobia: Add more pics

{{Stub}}
{{gem}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Hatsune Miku win.gif|240px]]}}
[[File:Threat-4chanHACKED.png|thumb|right]]
On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. If it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. (until they arise from the ashes again a few days later and continue ofc)

==How To==
The hax was achieved through an [[STD| improperly sanitised upload]] of a PDF. It used an exploit in a hilariously outdated 2012 version of GhostScript that 4chan was using, whereby the hacker gained root. Other revelations include that the Yotsuba codebase is held together with prayers, duck tape and chewing gum, but it is now open source so you too can [[FTFY|help fix it]]! The infrastructure is somehow worse than that of ED's, making it a wonder that this hack hadn't happened sooner. In fact, such lax security is clear evidence that 4chan was a [[party van|CIA honeypot]] all along.

[[File:4chan-hack-howto.png|thumb|PwneD Forever]]

Soyjak.party has allegedly taken credit for the cyberattack.[https://archive.ph/TnB7D]

==4cope pasta==
Threads of 4chan rapefugees descended upon the boards of soy, and this pasta emerged from the [[cesspool|collective unconscious]] of the sharty:
<pre>
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
</pre>
There is a darker possibility that this was real, and some poor anon was stifled just as he was about to meet IRL frens and [[NORP|become normal]]. RIP.

[[File:4ch pwnt.mp4|thumb]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:April 15th, 2025 tweet by KiwiFarmsDotNet 1.png
File:Wikipedia editor waiting for 4chan to die.gif
File:Last posts before 4chan 2025 Megahack Chicken Jockey.jpeg
File:The final 4chan pre-2025 hack post was chicken jockey 350.gif
File:4chan ctf.gif|Cobson is root
File:4chan i am become admin.png|Finally, a post from hiroyuki!
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
File:4chan 2025 Megahack soy art.png
File:4hack qa returns.png
File:4cuck lost.jpg
File:4hack muh soc.gif | AGH ME /SOC/!
File:4ch is delete.jpg | NUKED FROM ORBIT
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Hacking]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak|The KYM Entry}}
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset|Great Cuckset}}
*{{archive|wQ7Pu|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]

{{chans}}
{{epic}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
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File:4ch pwnt.mp4

2025-04-17T09:36:38Z

Spazmaphobia: soyjak party's official video of the pwnage

== Summary ==
soyjak party's official video of the pwnage

File:4ch is delete.jpg

2025-04-17T09:35:07Z

Spazmaphobia: NUKED FROM ORBIT

== Summary ==
NUKED FROM ORBIT

File:4hack muh soc.gif

2025-04-17T09:30:54Z

Spazmaphobia: From another sharty thread which was filled with 4chan refugees

== Summary ==
From another sharty thread which was filled with 4chan refugees

File:4cuck lost.jpg

2025-04-17T09:29:54Z

Spazmaphobia:

File:4hack qa returns.png

2025-04-17T09:25:55Z

Spazmaphobia: From the original sharty thread

== Summary ==
From the original sharty thread

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-16T14:05:50Z

Spazmaphobia: change link to ftfy

User:Spazmaphobia

2025-04-16T13:27:07Z

Spazmaphobia: Created page with "it was meant to be "spazmophobia" but I can't spell"

it was meant to be "spazmophobia" but I can't spell

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-16T12:57:04Z

Spazmaphobia: add hiroyuki post

File:4chan i am become admin.png

2025-04-16T12:54:50Z

Spazmaphobia:

4chan 2025 MegaHack

2025-04-16T12:45:30Z

Spazmaphobia: added how to bit + some pics

File:4chan ctf.gif

2025-04-16T12:34:00Z

Spazmaphobia: cobson is in your box

== Summary ==
cobson is in your box

File:4chan-hack-howto.png

2025-04-16T12:02:50Z

Spazmaphobia: the soyteen explains how 4chan was pwnt by a pdf

== Summary ==
the soyteen explains how 4chan was pwnt by a pdf

User:Spazmaphobia/Sandbox

2025-04-15T14:31:11Z

Spazmaphobia: i builted a sandcastel :D

4chan

2025-04-15T14:30:12Z

Spazmaphobia: /* Hacking again - 4/14/24 */ it happened yesterday, not yesteryear

{{spoilers|4chan has been ruined by incell redditors, [[Moot|M00t]] became a sellout and [[2016]] fucked up everthing}}
{{notice|Want to do anything on 4chan, better verify your email or wait over 10 mins (or just lurk)}}
{{achtung|[[Soyjak.party|THE SHARTY]] HACKED THE SITE}}
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[[Image:4chan userbase.png|thumb|What are you?]]
[[Image:Moot 4chanGod.jpg|right|Behold the destroyer of worlds.]]
[[Image:Alec Guiness.jpg|thumb|You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.]]
[[Image:4chan relationship.gif|thumb|Typical 4chan user.]]
[[Image:4chan conversation.png|thumb|Typical 4chan conversation.]]
[[Image:4chan_mascots.jpg|thumb|If you don't know who any of these things are, you need to [[Lurk Moar|LURK MOAR]].]]
[[Image:Mycatdied.JPG|thumb|[[b/|/b/]] always offers good advice.]]
[[Image:Official 4chan troll seal.gif|thumb|Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|This will happen to [[you]].]]

'''4chan''' is and always has been many things to many people. To [[Faux News]], 4chan is a hazardous "Leftist [[Internet Hate Machine]]" filled with [[Terrorism|domestic terrorists]], to CNN, it is a person and a [[hacker]] responsible for leaking newdz and installing [[The Donald|Blumpf]] into power. To others, it is that site full of [[weeaboo]]s, [[incel]]s, [[troll]]s, [[racist]]s, [[children]], and [[pedophile]]s that churns out many of the Internet's most popular [[AIDS|viral content]].

At its core, 4chan is an [[anonymous]] [[animu|Japanimation]]-themed collection of [[porn|image]] [[imageboard|boards]] based on the popular Japanese site [[Futaba Channel]]. 4chan is proof positive that the [[United States]] should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of [[Japan]] off the face of the Earth. The site is home to a wide assortment of degenerate losers, all of whom have at least some variant of [[nerds|social anxiety]] [[The xchan effect|disorder]]. So, not surprisingly, most of the [[nsfw]] imageboards consist of [[hentai]] and [[Pain series|shock images]]. And at the heart of 4chan is [[B|/b/]].

{{quote|<@Moot> Reggin 4chan.net brace for faggotry|[[moot]] on registering 4chan. At least he was right about the faggotry.}}

A few popular Internet "[[meme]]s" have their roots in /b/, 4chan's largest and most notorious board. This has led to [[Anonymous]] declaring itself [[internet celebrity|"the face of the Internet"]], when it is truly more reminiscent of the [[anus]] of the [[Internets]]. 4chan is like the butt-plug of the Internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan [[DDoS|goes down]], it's like the Internet has [[tubgirl|explosive diarrhea]].

4chan got it's start from Something Awful [[moot]] a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other [[faggots]] needed a site that they could host their <s>Child Porn</s> [[Anime]]. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his [[goon]] friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.

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[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|The average /b/tard at work. [[DESU]] [[DESU]] [[DESU]]]]
The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, [[white people|white folk]] who believe in the superiority of everything that is [[Japan]]ese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place [[wordfilter]]s in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

[[Image:HEY DIPSHITS.png|left|thumb|HEY [[newfag|DIPSHITS]]! See this? CLICK IT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS]]

*'''[[3/|/3/]]''' - Quite possibly the slowest board on 4chan, /3/ is about [[DreamWorks|3D animation]] (also referred to as 3DCG), and where a bunch of basement-dwelling [[Virgins|hobbyists]] discuss such projects. Due to the fact that almost no one outside of the [[Pixar|film industry]] wants to waste thousands of hours learning how to use obtuse softwares, the board is pretty much a ghosttown. It is regularly being bent over and raped by various flavors of /b/tards who go there for [[faggotry]] like [[Combofag|combos]], [[doubles]], and otherwise [[GET|predicting their post number]].

*'''[[a|/a/]]''' - Animu & Mango. Basically just /v/ for [[anime]] and, as such, churns out its own memes at a similar rate. They hate anime just like /v/ hates the vidya. No longer tame by any standard, it has become a hive of ronrey [[otaku]] seeking [[PROMOTION|PROMOTIONS]] and discussing their [[Waifu|waifus]] ad infinitum.

*'''[[Rule 34|/aco/]]''' - Adult Cartoons. A board added a short while after [[moot]] skipped town and the age-long taboo against furries and non-Japanese cartoon porn was lifted. It is filled with horribly drawn [[rule 34]] of [[Disney]] characters, lifted directly from the bottommost reaches of [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[adv|/adv/]]''' - /r9k/ 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Advice was a test board that was made in attempts to deter all the [[LJ|bawww]] threads from /r9k/. Obviously the experiment had failed, but /adv/ got to hang around regardless.

*'''[[EXTREME ANIMALS|/an/]]''' - Animals and [[Bestiality|shit like that]]. These people take their hobby very seriously. You will learn things you never needed to know about [[Cat|cats]], iguanas and jumping [[Spider|spiders]]. The regulars there refer to themselves as /an/ts because they [[fail|couldn't come up with anything better]].

[[Image:Bannnff.jpg|thumb|/b/ = /b/oycock]]

*'''[[b|/b/]]''' - [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|What the fuck did you just say about me? MODS = FAGS slowpoke1.jpg rolling I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! Wincest thread shit was SO cash DESU hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/.]] If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to visit /b/. The majority of all 4chan traffic frequents this board. Illnesses and sexual deviations including but certainly not limited to [[autism]] and [[scat|coprophilia]] have been [[lie|scientifically proven]] to be symptoms of browsing /b/. Most people who regularly visit /b/ (or "/b/tards") are sociopaths altogether. [[anonymous|They]] <s>are</s> were also known for planning and executing attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently [[Julian_Assange#Mastercard_is_taken_out|Mastercard]] and [[PayPal]] in a misguided attempt to avenge [[Julian Assange]]. However, since [[moot]] and his mods are a pack of faggots, 4chan raids are no more.

*'''[[bant/|/bant/]]''' - International/Random, aka the grotesque lovechild of /b/, /int/ and /pol/. Was created sometime [[last thursday]] by [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|hiromoot]] to try and stem the tide of shitty off-topic threads on /pol/, and [[Typical|failed miserably at doing so]]. The unholy synthesis of some of 4chan's worse boards ended up creating an entirely new form of cancer, populated entirely by [[underage]] [[Memefag|meme-spouting faggots]]. Is also the current home of the beleaguered [[K-pop|k-pop]] general, after it [[Jews|managed to get kicked out of every other board on 4chan]].

*'''[[Money|/biz/]]''' - Looking for a board where [[Poor|slumdogs]] can give you advice on how to make the big bucks? Then this is for you. Created by moot when [[Bitcoin|buttcoins]] overloaded the asshole of /g/ and had to unload all the e-money begging threads here. Be wary of what the /biz/raelis tell you about how they "made it" or about random [[Cryptocurrency|cryptocoins]] you've never heard of; the place is full of pump-and-dump [[Scam|scams]].

*'''[[Kawaii|/c/]]''' - A very tame board (compared to the rest) for [[nerds]] who prefer [[anime|Japanese cartoons]] containing girls (and the term is used lightly) who look like [[Lolicon|four year olds]] with freakishly huge eyes. [[lie|One of the four realms where women could plausibly exist on the Internet.]]

*'''[[Girugamesh|/cgl/]]''' - [[Cosplay]] & [[EGL]]. Board full of tacos that partake in salsa. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. <s>A few</s> Most of those people happen to be [[Fat#BBW|quite obese]] and they get severe muffin top when they attempt to dress up as Yoko.

*'''[[ck|/ck/]]''' - Food & Cooking. A board for people who have an [[Fat|unhealthy obsession]] with all things edible. Expect weeaboos and [[ramen]].

*'''[[cm/|/cm/]]''' - A board for [[animated]] [[cute]] [[male]]s. A haven for [[gaiaonline|Gaia]]/[[livejournal|LJ]] fags and [[Rednecks|obese trailer trash]]. One of the four realms where [[sixteen year old girl|women]] exist on the internet. Also a place where [[Shotacat]] might hang out. Call them h/cm/os.

*'''[[co|/co/]]''' - Comics & Cartoons. A place where the [[Neckbeard|dregs of society]] congregate to talk about cartoons made for [[children]] and comic books made for [[manchildren]]. It's populated mostly by deeply closeted furfags that embrace racism and misogyny, to the point of reporting and removing posts calling them out. Also, they can't stop sucking their own cocks. They refer to themselves as /co/mrades.

*'''[[shitting dick nipples|/d/]]''' - /d/icks, because EVERY FUCKING CREATURE IN THERE HAS A DICK!!!1 - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] females with titanically oversized [[Boobs|tits]]. It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and [[fap]] away over the posted images. But at least they don't post furries! (Except in every single monster girl thread, which all descend into working out how "furry" a picture is and thus how faggy they are. They genuinely do not see the irony in this). These people can no longer piss in a straight line due to massive fappage.

*'''[[diy/|/diy/]]''' - Do-It-Yourself. No, not a board for posting shit tier quality webcam photos of yourself fapping. Probably the only potentially interesting board to emerge on October 23, 2011, its purpose is to encourage the large statistic of typical 4chan users that include [[g/|technophiles]], [[OCD|hoarders]], [[poor|poorfags]], and other people who spend way too much time at home to get their lazy asses away from the innanetz and actually do something productive with their time. To reduce the chance that this board will too quickly spiral into <s>fun</s> chaos, moot strictly disallowed sharing knowledge of crafting illegal items such as [[k/|weapons]] or [[420chan|drug paraphernalia]].

*'''[[almost raped|/e/]]''' - Ecchi. A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or {{wordfilter|text=PENIS|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}}es). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up. [[butthurt|Additionally, there is a 50% chance that if you post an ecchi image in a new thread, the moderators will accuse you of trying to make a request, banning you from /e/ for "this iz not /r/!!!!!1111"]]

*'''[[Flash|/f/]]''' - Flash. Somehow still hangs around despite Adobe killing Flash years ago. This board doesn't suffer from as much [[faggotry]] as some of the others due to the fact that most /b/tards have never fucking heard of it, and choose to dump their garbage onto /gif/ and /wsg/ instead. As a result, some good content has been posted on occasion, such as 8bitsharkwithwheels and flying lawnmower. Unfortunately, the rest of the content is shit already on [[Newgrounds]], reposts of flash videos that were already posted on /f/, and unfunny black person [[shoop da whoop|shoops]] of said reposts, except worse. [[Furries]] also like to troll this place by posting yiffing flash videos to piss everyone off. On Mondays, people love to post vocaloids flash videos.

*'''[[fa/|/fa/]]''' - Fashion. If you're looking for hipster faggots, /fa/ is the place to find them. This board might make sense on a site that wasn't filled with overweight wapanese assholes with no fashion sense of which to speak. But sadly, this is [[4chan]] we're talking about. Call them /fa/gs.

*'''[[fit|/fit/]]''' - <s>Health &</s> Fitness. Made out of fatasses who think posting SQUATZ in every thread is funny. Seeing as nobody on 4chan actually works out, the [[AIDS|fail]] is [[fail|doubled]]. The answer to every question is "SKWATZ N OATZ".

*[[g|'''/g/''']] - Technology. A lawless wasteland full of folk [[no life|lacking in life]] and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgeable persons reside there. In ancient days it used to be for [[guro]] images, but then 4chan went pussy. [[Some Argue|It is well known]] /g/ is filled with more sage and nerdrage than any other board. They call themselves [[virgins|"tech support for the lulz"]].

*'''[[3/|/gd/]]''' - /3/, but in 2D.

*'''[[gif|/gif/]]''' - Board for posting animated GIFs of porno clips and saying "sauce" and "rapidshit" until someone goes out, finds you porn, and delivers it to you. Seriously, are you people that fucking devoted to being such utter basement-dwellers you can't just find your own porn, you have to get /gif/ to do it for you?

*'''[[hentai|/h/]]''' - Hentai. You can almost smell the [[semen]]-stained keyboards.

*'''[[Porn|/hc/]]''' - Hardcore porn. <s>[[moot]] finally decided to let it die.</s> One of the old boards that was revived on October 23, 2011. Probably the most normal porn you will see in any single collective area of 4chan. Expect plenty of photos of [[butterface|anon's ex-girlfriends]].

*'''[[Faggot|/hm/]]''' - Handsome Men. Intended for users to post up pictures of good looking men. Unfortunately it has become a horrific offspring of /b/ and /soc/ that is usually clogged up with threads that only consist of average to fugly [[Attention_whore|guys]] begging to see if [[Desperate|people will fuck them]], pointers on how to [[Rimjob|please your man]], and stories about their [[Shotacon|first gay experiences]]. Not to mention all the sick fucks here who masturbate to anything ranging from land whales to [[lemon-party]] to [[infantilism]]. [[Fact|This board is truly a piece of shit, even by 4chan standards.]]

*'''[[pix|/hr/]]''' - High Resolution. Originally intended for [[porn|pictures]] that are unnecessarily [[XBOX HUEG]] so it would take you 36 minutes to load anything on your grandma's shitty [[dial-up]]. Nowadays the focus has shifted to the discussion of [[Celebrity|Hollywood celebrities]] and their [[Foot Fetish|feet]].

*'''[[Pol/|/his/]]''' - History & Humanities. Basically /pol/ but with dates. Populated entirely by 21-year-old [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectuals]] who get their history from [[Paradox Interactive|video games]] and [[YouTube]] videos. Enjoy the daily Holocaust denial thread.

*'''[[Oekaki|/i/]]''' - No, this is not an [[I/|invasion board]], but a board for drawing. Why [[moot]] didn't just choose a different letter for the board is anyone's guess. [[Shit no one cares about|The "i" apparently comes from the last letter in the word "oekaki", which is moonspeak for "doodle" or "scribble"]]. The board has a built in application for drawing pictures to upload and share, called [[Shii|Shi]]-[[MS Paint|Painter]]. Not a bad board, but slower than fucked fuck. Gets about a dozen or so posts per day.

*'''[[ic/|/ic/]]''' - Artwork/Critique. [[Birkhead]] and [[drawhores]] who consider themselves too [[hipster]] for [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[int/|/int/]]''' - International /b/, where trolls can [[troll]] in [[Spanish|their own retarded language]]. Otherwise, you can start a thread about just about anything, just as long as you append your shitty post with "in your country".

*'''[[Jailbait|/j/]]''' - The 4chan team's secret internal board. It's password-protected so you can't access unless you're a [[Moderator|faggot]].

*'''[[jp|/jp/]]''' - [[wapanese|Otaku]] [[basement dwellers|Culture]]. A board made for the sole purpose of moving all the [[Touhou]] and [[GAR|Type-Moon]] out of /a/, because they're actually off-topic. In other words, /jp/ is /v/, except that you need to install East Asian languages and AppLocale to run anything. Full of [[Forever Alone|ronery]] otakus buying figurines, body pillows, and other stuff "normal" people would look down on you for possessing. Please don't think that /jp/ has anything to do with Japan. The name is misleading, and, if you go there expecting to talk about [[IRL]] [[Japan]], you will be disappointed.

*'''[[k/|/k/]]''' - [[Politics|Weapons]]. Most of the denizens of this board are young Ted Kaczynski's, who believe that "the gubmint is gonna take our guns n' put us all in FEMA camps." One of the most common topics discussed on /k/ is how to kill [[Partyvan|feds]], [[niggers]], and [[Jews|ZOG]]. The other inhabitants of /k/ are mostly [[Europeans]] and weeaboo tripfags who are there solely to troll the incredibly easily trolled /k/ommandos with gun control topics.

*'''[[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]]''' - Moot's most recent attempt at going mainstream; catering to all [[fags|those]] who are [[Offended|butthurt]]. After all, why shouldn't [[You|fags]] have a [[s4s/|circlejerk board]]? The main board where most transissies complain about not being a girl or how badly they want to be a such a huge cock whore.

*'''[[Lit/|/lit/]]''' - Here is your damn [[book]] board ''moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin''

*'''[[Gundam Wing|/m/]]''' - Board for talking about [[robot|robots]]. Just robots. [[animu|Anime]] ones.

*'''[[mlp/|/mlp/]]''' - For ponyfags. Basically it's just /b/ and /co/'s [[Rape|love]]child. It was created when the mods got asshurt about too many pony posts, and posting pony shit outside /mlp/ was made into a bannable offense as per the site's rules. It is the only rule the mods bother to enforce.

*'''[[Mu/|/mu/]]''' - Your favorite band sucks. If you've forgotten, /mu/ is happy to remind you. Made exclusively for discussing trv kvlt [[Black Metal]], [[Daft Punk]], and [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. In other words, it's pretty much [[pitchfork media|pitchfork]].

*'''[[n/|/n/]]''' - /n/igga stoled mah board. A board for some gayshit about transportation (because every faggot who comes here loves [[cock|long and hard things]] like trains).

[[Image:4chan Left.jpg|thumb|You tell em]]

*'''[[Faux News|/news/]]''' - Not to be confused with [[pol/|/new/]]. A boring textboard where 50 year old [[Republican|Republicans]] hang around to share their favorite conspiracy updates from such reputable sources as ''daily-eagle.co.info''.

*'''[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|/o/]]''' - Board for [[car|cars]]. [[Noone|No one]] on this board actually owns a car. Regardless, most of the posters like Volvos, late 1980's Mustangs, [[wapanese|Japanese economy cars]], and Initial D.

*'''[[Outside|/out/]]''' - A board where [[Basement-dweller|outdoorsmen]] talk about fishing, fishing, fishing, and google pictures of scenery.

*'''[[Webcam|/p/]]''' - Photography. Full of pretentious [[hipster|hipsterfaggotry]] by weeaboos who take photographs when not [[fapping]] to [[lolicon]]. Whatever camera you use, they will claim that it sucks, unless it's a Pentax K-X.

*'''[[po|/po/]]''' Papercraft & Origami. Strong contender for the slowest board on 4chan, as it's been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami. But, hey, it's [[Japanese]] so it must be cool! The board's abbreviation is alternatively short for "poor" since it's filled with [[welfare|poorfag]] [[weeaboos]] asking for instructions on how to make substitute [[animu]] collectibles out of cardboard, and typically [[you fail it|failing miserably]] with their creations.

*'''[[Pol/|/pol/]]''' - Politics, or, /new/ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Once a place for [[Occupy Wall Street|OWS]] fags and stormfronters to gather in a circlejerk of [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual]] opinions and images of [[Hitler|historical figures]] that they vaguely believe are relevant to their posts. It [[Donald Trump|has since]] grown to become one of the biggest boards on the site, even rivaling /b/ in its sheer flood of asinine garbage. [[Ron Paul|RON PAUL 2012 GUISE!!1!11]]

*'''[[Professional Wrestling|/pw/]]''' - [[Professional Wrestling]]. Has first been split from /sp/ to create /asp/, and then finally got its own dedicated board when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|gookmoot]] realized the wrestling crapflood left no room for anyone to talk about rollerblades or whatever. As the subject matter might imply, it is full of limp-dicked little faggots who enjoy discussing their favorite TV soap opera played by [[Gay|sweaty men]] and [[MILF|skimpily-clad aging women]].

*'''[[Role-playing|/qst/]]''' - Quests. A place for [[Basement dwellers|boring fatsos]] to engage in [[LARP|make-belief fantasy adventures]] with other [[neckbeards]]. Some actually decent stuff can be found here (as long as you've resigned yourself to [[dying alone]] and enjoy this sort of collaborative [[Dungeons & Dragons]] [[shit|storytelling]]), but it is usually hidden beneath piles of uninspired trash written by illiterate monkeys.

*'''[[r|/r/]]''' - A mythical board where only few traverse. If, by some luck, you manage to find it, usually after you post a picture, in any thread (Posting pictures = Requests), you'll be no closer to finding the [[sauce|source]] of the picture, because /r/ is shit and never ever fucking works. Despite this, half of the fuckholes on 4chan will still sage [[you|your]] thread because [[butthurt|YOU NEED TO POST 10 IMAGES OR ELSE ITS A REQUEST HURRRRR]].

*'''[[r9k|/r9k/]]''' - <s>ROBOT9000</s> ROBOT9001. The main hangout of whiny [[faggots]] and [[incels]] on 4chan. Has a bot that tries (often unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts in hopes of promoting [[original content|OC]]. In practice it only encourages a [[TL;DR]] fest of whiny [[virgin|relationship]] threads and pseudo-intellectualism. When /adv/ was split from it, the original proceeded to get even worse, and it was finally removed in early 2011 (followed by weeks of random idiots swarming /b/ with [[BAWWW|"BRING BACK MY /R9K/"]] posts). It has since been revived by [[moot|mootikins]], to the dismay of the world at large. The board in its current state serves no apparent purpose other than to house boring [[Virgin with rage|virgins with rage]].

*'''[[s/|/s/]]''' - A place for preteen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to [[Porn|pr0n]]. The entire board consists of reposts of the same 500 images from the last two years. <s>Not /r/.</s>

*'''[[s4s|[s4s]]]'''- 4chan's ''dedicated'' shitposting board. In practice it's a place where moronic inbreds congregate to share anime pictures and talk like 5 year old children. The board is most notable for being one of the few places on the site where moderators still make their presence known; threads regularly get stickied and random HTML fuckery is not uncommon. The board is also a massive [[circlejerk]], spawning its own crop of mindbogglingly retarded memes and harboring a large amount of [[Namefag|namefags]].

*'''[[sci|/sci/]]''' - Science & Math. Most serious posters are [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Agnostic]] [[Atheist|Atheists]] with [[Aspergers]] and an [[IQ]] in the low 180s. Regularly flooded with religion and pseudo-science threads from /b/tards, along with requests for help with algebra homework from [[13 year old boys]]. Mods do not give two halves of a flying fuck about /sci/, and so it is heaven on Earth for people whose favorite trolling topic are [[calculus]] and [[Niggers|race science]].

[[Image:Naruto Fangirl.jpg|thumb|This is where [[camwhores]] pimp for fanboys to get their ''[[Naruto]]'' [[porn]] filled on their [[wishlist]]s. The name of this particular camwhore is [[Togi-Chan|Togi-chan]].]]

*'''[[soc/|/soc/]]''' - Social (aka Fat Camwhores and Faggots); or, part of the [[chemo|chemo that is curing /b/]]. Created very early in 2011, the board's contents are 95% cancerous bullshit transferred from [[B|/b/]] to attempt to cut down in 'Rate X', 'Post your area code' matchmaking threads, amongst other things. In other words, /soc/ is primarily the offspring of a half-dead /b/, in a shameless attempt to revive 4chan's flagship forum. Populated mostly by camwhores, (insert US province)fags, and anon. At one time, /soc/ was also a tripfag wonderland where a tripfag could become more popular than all others by continually whoring themselves however moot feared that someone might become more popular than him so he disabled trip ability. Now you may only namefag. WARNING: Nigger and Jew are now auto-ban words.

*'''[[sp|/sp/]]''' - Sports board. Good luck finding a thread that isn't USA vs. Europe, or about how BAWWston sucks cocks. 18-1.

*'''[[torrent|/t/]]''' - [[No|ZOMG TORRENT PL0X!!1!11!!1]]

*'''[[Dungeons & Dragons|/tg/]]''' - For the [[hipster|obscure]] [[nerd|4channer]] demographic that so desperately needs to evade reality, they play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than ''[[warhammer|Warhammer: 40,000]]'' and ''[[Emo|Magic: The Gathering]]'' or similar, or elf porn, will get you banned. Srsly.

*'''[[lego|/toy/]]''' - A nice playpen for the [[Retards|young at heart]]. Talk about [[Plastic crap|toys and figurines]] with other [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] dumb fucks like [[Jin Saotome]].

*'''[[Into the trash it goes|/trash/]]''' - A secret hidden board where threads /co/ or /v/ doesn't want to deal with are dumped, as well as a place to discuss anything that isn't allowed on the other boards. Miraculously, despite housing nothing but [[yiff|furry porn]], it is the only board with actual manners and decent people, though again, [[furfag|that's not saying much]].

*'''[[real world|/trv/]]''' - Travel. As in [[LOL WUT|outside of mom's basement]]. One of the quieter boards on 4chan, obviously. People who do travel most likely wouldn't even go on 4chan in the first place, but sometimes, tourist post vacation pics in which, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit about.

*'''[[tv|/tv/]]''' - Obligatory television/movie board. Once was populated by [[Hipster|pretentious hipsters]] who went out of their way to find (and never watch) the most obscure arthouse films from Taiwan or whatever. Is now full of hordes of unwashed [[Memefag|memefags]] who pretend to talk about the latest [[Disney|Marvel]] dumpster fire whenever they're not obsessing over [[Big Black Cock|black cocks]] or [[Foot fetish|celebrity feet]].

*'''[[yuri|/u/]]''' - Board for fat men pretending to be women and 13 year old girls looking to discuss the latest chapter of their favorite worksafe [[lesbian|cutesy romance]] manga. Home of stolen pixiv artwork that these faggots are too lazy to credit (which simply requires using their fat fingers to press ctrl and v to actually credit the original faggot who made artwork for other faggots to choke the one-eyed snake to).

*'''[[v/|/v/]]''' - /b/ with [[video games|vidya gaems]]. Populated by [[trolls]], former [[GameFAQs]] users, former /b/tards, console [[fanboys]], and people who masturbate to depictions of [[Pedophile|underage video game characters]]. It's a common misconception that /v/ has no mods. This is false; /v/ has mods, they're just a bunch of [[Too lazy|lazy]] niggers. In a rare display of self-awareness, they refer to themselves as /v/irgins.

*'''[[faggot|/vg/]]''' - [[gay|GENERAL TOPICZ ON VIDEO GAESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111]]

*'''[[retro|/vr/]]''' - [[lie|Because the /v/ and /vg/ boards weren't enough]], moot had the [[retarded|brilliant]] idea to add a [[Stale|Retro]] Gaming board. They haven't decided on a name for themselves yet, but no doubt they'll come up with something [[awesome]] like /vr/etards. Actually they're known as VR Troopers, and this board was needed to stem the tide of massive butthurt (that usually stems from someone having a sense of humor) and dramafagging. So far it's been more mellow than other boards, although faggotry still leaks in, such as furious debates over the shadow of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger. Easiest way to piss them off is to mention [[Mario|Kaizo]] or [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]].

*'''[[Vp|/vp/]]''' - LOLPOKEMANZ!!1!1 [[moot]] created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of "Pokemon General" threads on /v/. <s>Frequent users of this board like to refer to themselves as /tr/ainers in attempts to further distance themselves from /v/.</s> Nowadays, these [[Faggot|fine folks]] prefer to call themselves [[Retards|"/vp/oreons"]], omitting the "a" of the name of a Pokémon they are [[Fap|all too familiar with]]. People who regularly visit /vp/ include underage b&, [[aspie]] adults, butthurt [[Digimon]] fans, and [[Gardevoir|closeted]] [[Lopunny|furries]]. JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG; THIS IS A [[faggot|WORKSAFE BOARD]] GUISE!

*'''[[Call of Duty|/vm/]]''' - No amount of boards seem to be enough to contain the sheer amount of [[vidya]] faggotry, and so /vm/, /vmg/, /vrpg/ and /vst/ were bolted onto the website sometime [[last Thursday]]. /vm/ is the dedicated [[Orgy|multiplayer]] games board. It's basically /v/ but you're only allowed to talk about [[Team Fortress 2]], [[World of Warcraft|MMORPGs]] and [[Street Fighter 2|shitty fighting games nobody cares about]].

*'''[[Genshin Impact|/vmg/]]''' - [[Geometry Dash|Mobile games]]. A mostly dead board occasionally visited only by [[poor]] [[Brazil|third worlders]] whenever they manage to obtain a stable internet connection.

*'''[[Final Fantasy|/vrpg/]]''' - RPG games. A place for sexless neckbeards to talk about boring decades-old [[RPG Maker]] games and have their daily [[Fallout|Fallout 3 vs. Fallout: New Vegas]] slapfight. Also ZOMG [[Skyrim|SKYRIM]]!!!1

*'''[[Zerg Rush|/vst/]]''' - Strategy games. Yet another /v/ reskin with not much going for it. Only notable for containing substantially more [[butthurt]] than the others, with users constantly complaining about the latest installments to their favorite franchises. The possibility of simply ''not buying'' the shovelware [[Dumbass|continues to elude them]].

*'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|/vip/]]''' - Hiro's latest attempt at boosting 4chan Pass sales. Only Pass users may post on this board. Completely pointless as there is nothing to talk about (other than their "oldfag" [[e-peen]] with the ''since4pass'' flair) and nobody even attempts to troll, lest they lose their [[Something Awful|10bux]]. As a result it's absolutely dead.

*'''[[Permavirgin|/vt/]]''' - [[Virtual Youtubers]]. A place for romantically-challenged losers to [[Masturbate|discuss]] the latest antics of their favorite Japanese woman with an animu avatar. Surprisingly lulzy, as the userbase is incredibly pathetic and all imagine themselves to be in one-sided relationships with their idols. As a result they are both easy to troll and have a tendency to post [[Sick fuck|extremely depraved]] sexually-charged ramblings about the objects of their desires. Thankfully, none of them are poised to leave their mom's basement anytime soon, so society at large is safe from these would-be rapists.

*'''[[Wapanese|/w/]]''' - For all your [[Engrish|wallpapers anime]]. As can be noted by merely observing that "w" comes before "wg", the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire "Japanese are 1,000x cooler than us" mentality. The only board that lacks (well, not as much "lack" as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.

*'''[[wallpaper|/wg/]]''' - Wallpapers/General. A board devoted to posting desktop wallpapers with pictures of anything ranging from cars to girls to [[drugs|random geometric designs and colorful scenery]], anything else a spoiled teenage boy or other typical basement dweller desires yet is unable to afford; likely due to his tendency to waste money on things like the latest several hundred dollars each series of displays for a multiple monitor setup. Also includes people too stupid to check [[4scrape]].

*'''[[gif|/wsg/]]''' - "Work-safe" version of /gif/. Added after various requests by people tired of all the porn on /gif/. Functions as 4chan's dedicated video-sharing board.

*'''[[SAUCE|/wsr/]]''' - Worksafe Requests. About as useless as plain ol' /r/.

*'''[[x/|/x/]]''' - Paranormal. Another oldfag filled /b/ outlet, except with ghosts. Here, late night insomniacs gather in attempts to scare each other shitless with posts like [[creepypasta]], images including [[Photoshopped]] "paranormal activity" and schizophrenic doodles, and anecdotes by [[insane|people]] who believe they have a sixth sense or are being haunted. [[Fact]]: every other post on this board ends with [[who was phone|"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"]] or [[Then A Skeleton Popped Out|"THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!1"]]; [[shit nobody cares about|memes]] exclusive to /x/.

*'''[[EXTREME|/xs/]]''' - Extreme Sports. A place to discuss shit like [[Skateboard|skateboarding]], [[9/11|skydiving]], [[Kung Fu|martial arts]] and other stuff people cooler than [[you]] enjoy. Pretty much dead because the typical 4chan user is an overweight, short-sighted, wheezing little virgin who gets winded from just climbing up the stairs from his basement.

*'''[[yaoi|/y/]]''' - This is where girls and [[queer|guys]] masturbate to sodomy. When not doing so, they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other. One of the four realms where women exist on the internet.

===Former/Retired Boards===

*'''[[wat|/5/]]''' - A "secret" board that existed for a brief while [[last Thursday|a long time ago]] and probably involved mods posting pictures of the number 5 or something.

*'''[[Hipsters|/asp/]]''' - A boards that consists of [[fags|hipsters]] discussing [[fucking stupid|way cool]] [[boring|alternative]] sports such as skateboarding. When they're not busy blogging about their latest rock climbing trip, they're brainstorming about inventing their own [[kewlies]] sport. Despite being a board for alternative sports, the board itself is full of wrestling thread and gay fanfiction of a wrestler who got [[Buck Breaking|anally raped by a pack of Bulbasaurs in the hot sweltering summer of 92]]. They call themselves /asp/ies. The board was eventually split into /pw/ and /xs/

*'''/fk/''' - For Kidz. Was opened as a joke board, but unlike [[s4s|/s4s/]] didn't get to stay. Became password protected for a long time before being quietly snuffed sometime around 2012.

*'''/g/''' - Before there was the /g/ we all know and hate, the /g/ board of 4chan stood for Guro, i.e. [[gore]] porn. Was shut down in late 2004.

*'''/ib/ & /ip/''' - Two absolutely dead boards that were eventually combined into the ever-so-slightly less dead /i/.

*'''/l/''' - [[Lolicon]]. Despite [[newfag|newfags]] denying its existence, and [[moot]] himself trying to make everyone forget about it, for a while 4chan had a dedicated loli board. The board went through expected turbulence, up to and including being deleted for a while, before being finally shut down completely in late 2004. Moved to not4chan.org by moot afterwards (don't bother clicking that, you sick fuck. not4chan itself has been dead for years).

*'''[[n|/new/]]''' - <s>'''N'''iggers & J'''ew'''s.</s> [[killdozer|Bulldozed]] along with /r9k/. Resurrected as [[pol/|/pol/]]

*'''[[q/|/q/]]''' - 4chan Discussion, added by moot as a place for butthurt faggots to cry about how shit and cancer filled the internet anus has become. Was unceremoniously closed when the whining reached uncontrollable levels.

*'''[[qa/|/qa/]]''' - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiro]] officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home. Was eventually locked and purged after an /lgbt/ raid. This event is commonly known by the /qa/ immigrants as The Great Soyset.

*'''[[rapidshit|/rs/]]''' - Rapidshares. Aggregated all filesharing links posted anywhere on 4chan, providing easy access for those who are hellbent on infecting their PC with malware. Effectively replaced the [[dead|now-defunct]] rapidsearch.yi.org, which was run by [[Food|Popcorn]] [[Mexico|Mariachi]].

*'''[[Random_Page|/yg/]]''' - <s>[http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html Yogurt?]</s> What the shit? Gone, apparently.

*'''[[z/|/z/]]''' - An oldfag board far more cancerous than even present-day /b/, if you can even fathom such a concept. The board was constantly trolled by randomly chosen mods who liked to [[rape|decorate]] it with [[YTMND|animated GIF backgrounds and looped music]]. Users given a "/z/ ban" would not be able to access any other board but this one. After its removal, attempting to view it will only allow you to see the [[penis|lovely]] placeholder page that <s>has since taken its place</s> was also removed during a general site cleanup after moot left (for those curious, it was [[beecock]]).

*'''World4ch''' - For the longest time 4chan had integrated Japanese-style textboards tucked away in a shitty subbasement. They were absolutely dead and had a propensity to crap out and crash every other Tuesday. Most users were only made aware of them through links beneath the titles of several regular imageboards. The only one of note was /vip/ (no relation), which housed half a dozen mouthbreathers who insisted on constantly reposting the same ancient [[2ch]] memes from 2005.

==A Typical 4chan user==

<center>[[File:Ultimate Banhammer.jpg]]</center>

==4chan Moderators==
[[Image:Mod furries.png|thumb|Evidence that 4chan mods are furries. (note: bottom)]]

[[Image:team4chanotakon2005.jpg|200px|thumb|center|Team 4chan at Otakon 2005]]

All of 4chan's moderators were moot's friends from Something Awful or people who have lurked in #janiteam and #team4chan on Rizon until they turned into snail-people. You really do not want to be one.

===Former Mods===
[[Image:Moot.jpg|thumb|4chan's moot shortly after gaining his diploma in Mexican Vice Studies.]]

*[[W. T. Snacks]] was famous for banning many newfags on /b/ in an effort to make /b/ good. That made him [[cool]]. Moot got jealous of his e-fame and stripped him of his rank. He's less involved in the chan scene now, although he occasionally posts on /mu/ and /r9k/ with a tripcode. He also runs a radio show, "Midnight Snacks." His tripcode is TcT.PTG1.2 and he can be found in #4chan.
*MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as Mrs.Pooky!
*Anonymous-San - Quit due to stress, also due to him attempting to get it on with some 4chan girl (more info welcome).
*Shut
*Censored Vagina - Permabanned Something Awful pedophile. Talks about child genitals a lot.
*hova
*JDigital
*FrankStallone - Also known as dr.wiii. A huge Macfag and Nintendo DS gamer. Has a hard on for Churuya-san. He quit the internet (retired from modship) as of 12/1/2010.
*Shii - Wrote an earlier version of the textboards and ran them until he caused drama with moot.
*Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on [[Moot]] long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a [[slut]]. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].
*[[DocEvil]] - Started out a Janitor on /tv/ eventaully became a mod and over the summer became a /b/ mod. <s>Mod removed after his friend got on his account and started baleeting shit.</s> He is back
*InspRedwood- A notorious mod best known for shitting up /a/, started out as a janitor on /co/ back in 2013 and became reviled for his/her constant heavy policing of threads, after the GamerGate incident was promoted to a mod and has since crusaded across 4chan as a ban happy SJW lunatic. Commonly seen circlejerking and stirring up drama on the IRC.

===Current Mods/Mod Sympathizers===

[[Image:Janiteam.gif|thumb|alt=4chan's "#janiteam" channel on Rizon|Janitor channel. Some of these motherfuckers are literally mods now]]

*ALTERNATIVE - Joining as 4chan's lead coder/scripter back in 2004, notable for asking moot to create /tg/, therefore a [[Fat|hugely]] socially inept beardo. Also goes by the [[IRC]] nicks "Dave" and "buttly". Has a yellow wife (a la [[Something Awful|Kyanka]]) who is shamefully ugly, as evinced by the fact that she had to settle for a 4chan dork instead of a more sukksessufuru Amelican. His likes include [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|outdated computer equipment, having theory-of-mind problems, and ancient shitty games.]] Has since become one of the sites three Admins with moots departure

[[File:Troid.png|200px|thumb|Troid in all his beta glory.]]

*Dongfix, aka Enumeric. Another shitty gamer. Owns Imgbear.com and writes scripts for janitors and mods to be hosted there. Information showing proving as such was first possibly leaked '''{{archive|rlFJZ|here}}'''. Feel free to read that thread and take a look at the [[4chan#External_links|external links.]]
*Sporks - Real name: Dan Levin is best known for wearing the yotsuba TF2 mask at Otakon.
*Zanok
[[Image:Invisibro_is_embarassing.jpg|122px|thumb|left|At left, Invisibro works on making whiteness even more humiliating.]]
*Zephro
*pixel - Startlingly dumb /b/ tripfag whose only claim to fame is the GET they mention in their vhost. May have been known as "maggot"/"kyat" at one point and is an actual "woman" insofar as it possesses a vagina-like aperture.
*MrVacBob - Succeeded Shii in writing and administrating the textboards. Enjoys programming and anime. AKA "Alexander Strange".
*I_AM_ABIB - Retro [[gamer|gaymer]] dork and anime pedo. Formerly a mere janitor, ABIB and a number of other second bananas were promoted to moderator in late '09 and began taking out their long-stifled aggressions on the boards. Rivals ALTERNATIVE in terms of burbling autistic hostility.
*Jay Irwin / Invisibro / gingermod / swaglord - Balding, [[Chris_Benoit|roid-raging]] ginger, also an [s4s] mod that sometimes posts in papyruse and comic sans.
*Concord- Retarded /b/ Mod who on accident posted with his name in his capcode instead of Anonymous ## MOD
*Troid- Real name Zack, resident tumblrina, redditor and mangina, usually found shitting up /a/ and cache banning any images from the site that end up exposing him. Was originally assigned in maintaining the 4chan archives but later had his archive privileges removed after going on a mass deletion spree whilst trying to cover up information about himself that was stored within the archives, despite such he retained his mod rights.
[[File:Gurupartap_S._Davis.jpg|thumb|left|122px|RapeApe is a left-over stock character from the Great [[Habbo Hotel]] Raids.]]
*RapeApe - A patron saint of [[pol|/pol/]], presumably the guy who sticked a video celebrating trumps victory on there. Known to be a [[QAnon|Qboomer]]/fan of [[Tucker Carlson]] or some shit, his endorsement of /pol/ shenanigans has caused '''{{archive|vRaze|extreme butthurt from the mainstream media}}''', claiming that 4chan is now a NATZEEE SITE!!!!!!!!1111ONE Cannot be entirely trusted, as he was one of the faggots known to delete [[GamerGate]] threads on /v/ back in 2014.
The login page for admin is [server name].4chan.org/[board name]/admin.php. The page for /b/ can be found '''{{archive|283lp|here}}'''

==UnderageB&==
[[Image:Cancerkids.jpg|thumb|Underage B&s are the cancer that is killing [[b|/b/]].]]
[[In before|Before]] [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to [[gore]]. [[b|/b/]] used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even [[lurk]]. Even when [[Shitting Dick Nipples|less horrifying memes]] became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a [[Divide by zero|bad idea]] to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a [[shit]].

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These [[fag|faggots]] found out about 4chan through researching the black person on [[Habbo Hotel]]. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new [[eBaum's World]], with [[fail|funny]] parodies/2edgy4me jokes on [[IRL|real world]] events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS, and a place to get free [[pr0n]] without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods [[BRING BACK SNACKS|grew some balls]] and started overly enforcing the [[ban hammer]], but we all know [[coward|that will never happen]] since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

== Sticky, the 4chan Posting Guide ==

[[Image:Sticky.jpg|thumb|Meet Sticky! He's your guide to shitposting on /b/.]]

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of [[Jews]] and [[Clippit]] that [[moot]] [[Bullshit|worked really, really hard on]] for [[at least 100]] sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with [[trolling]], he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or [[rape]] you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like [[THE BEST]] and [[So Cash]]. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

==4chan goes 2.0==

{|
| Before redesign: [[File:4chan_2005_Screenshot.jpg|center|300px]]
| After redesign: [[Image:4chan_2.0.gif|center|300px]]
|}

===The Day 4chan Died===
<pre>
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.

I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,

Oh, and while the FBI were looking down,
Pedobear stole his horny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
The CP was returned.
And while pedobear read a book of loli,
The anon waited in the park,
And we sang the Bel Air theme in the dark
The day 4chan died.

No-one knew what the new hompepage meant,
The anons lurked in their mothers basement,
Eight hours old and failing fast.
It landed with web 2.0 on it's ass.
The /b/tards tried for a bangbros pass,
With slowpoke on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Bel Air was sweet perfume
While the /b/tards played a marching tune.
We all got up to the pool,
Oh, and we made habbo look like fools!
`cause the afros tried to block the way;
The pool was closed, due to aids.
Do you recall who was r34'd
The day the 4chan died?

We started singing,
bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
</pre>

===The Future (old copypasta)===
<pre>
The change to the front page of 4chan may not appear
to have any significant effects as far as practicality goes.
But, I believe that it foreshadows much darker times to come.
For those who have their eyes open, you realize that almost
the whole world has been taken control of by a very corrupt and ruthless group of people.

This occurred through incremental methods, making small,
seemingly meaningless changes until so many changes had been made to society,
everything was different without anyone noticing. I believe that is what is
happening with 4chan. Mootle is making seemingly trivial changes to 4chan at
a slow pace, which will ultimately lead to our deepest fears: 4chan as an account-based
paysite with official merchandise, big corporate sponsorship, fake, contrived aesthetics,14
and perhaps even an official account of the history of 4chan which differs from reality.
Age verification will take place to visit any 18+ boards. All posts will be recorded.
GETS will be staged for real.

I've been here for over two years. I still feel like a "newfag"
(which is a word mostly used by newfags, ironically) but lately I realize
I've been here longer than 90% of 4chan users. Anyone who has been around
as long as I have can see that the real issue isn't the quality of posted
content, it's the changes that have been made to 4chan itself, the same way
things happen with any big corporation.

tl;dr, kill yourselves now
</pre>

== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==2008==
===Gaiachan===
On February 12, 2008 [[Fag|Moot]] posted his [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#95 fucking will] (tl;dr) on the news page basically talking about imminent changes on 4chan (new trial boards, more janitors, how much he loves the site and [[TLDR|much more]]).

===02/19/2008 - The Trial boards and the death of Old /n/ - News===

[[Image:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|thumb|The thread that killed /n/.]]

On February 19, 2008, Moot added 9 new "trial" boards:
'''/fa/''' ([[Pro-Ana|Fashion]]), '''/fit/''' ([[Ghey|Health & Fitness]]), '''/hc/''' ([[Ripper|Hardcore]]), '''/jp/''' ([[Lolicon|Japan/]][[Touhou|General]]), '''/n/''' ([[Mantrain|Transportation]], replacing News), '''/r9k/''' ([[R9k|ROBOT9000]]), '''/sp/''' ([[Sport|Sports]]), '''/toy/''' ([[Dildo|Toys]]) and '''/trv/''' (Travel), while at the same time killing the commie-phobic '''[[pol/|/n/]]'''.

[[Image:Wikipedia loves 4chan.jpg|thumb|Wiki <3's 4chan!]]

===The Occupation of /n/===
During a battle with the site's upstream provider, the "/n/-transportation" board (which m♡♡t moderates) was forced off topic. The declarative post (to begin the occupation) was made on Monday, the 11th of April, 2008 at 7:13 pm with the text "Hello, I'm David Bowie." This was a blatant reference to the Adult Swim show the "Venture Brothers", and within the hour there were multiple threads about [[Barack Obama]], the [[Beijing Olympics]], [[abortion]] and the [[Texas Polygamist Raid]]. It was more than obvious that the anoraks had been invaded and their board occupied in order to be converted back to "/n/-news", yet, in the early hours of the morning, the "admins" reset the posts to remove anything not related to transport.

==2010==
===4chan on Jeopardy===
On February 23rd 2010, '''{{ytlink|fNaUiAVT0Ls|a clue was featured on Jeopardy in a category entitled 'Internet' containing a reference to 4chan.org}}''':
[[Image:4chanJeopardy_.png|frame|center|What is [[CP]]?]]

===4chan and the End of Days===
On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for [[trolls|April fools]], took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like [[Anontalk|Anontalk]] to CP. Thx [[faggot|Moot]], good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of [[Boxxy|Boxxy]] in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to [[loli|lol i]] [[troll|trol]] [[you|u]], resulting in much
bawwing and [[rage]]. Joke's on [[moot]], though, as any [[faggot]] knows that [[fail| you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st]]. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.

===Birthday===
Due to the fact that the typical 4chan lurker [[lie| is not a wanna be moderator]], on the seventh birthday ( [[9/11| 10/1/03]] ) Moot opened up a [[aim|meebo]] account only to have it overflowed within minutes. Moot redeemed his butt hurt fans by opening up an irc.

===Operation Overlord===
{{main|Operation Overlord}}

On the 14th of November 2010, 4chan was invaded by [[tumblr]]. Reactions such as "NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO." erupted from now bonerless /b/tards everywhere.

Oh, lol, actually, tumblr failed and only DDoS'd the front page.

===PUDDI PUDDI===
{{main|Giga Pudding}}
On the 1st of December 2010 [[moot|some fucking hoebag]] embedded '''{{ytlink|B10BxYZqa1Q|this video}}''' at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, <s>prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and [[Pain series|crushing your testicles]] with your bare hands.</s> How hard is it to use AdBlock?

==2011==
===4/22/11 = THE END IS NEAR===

[[Image:4chan_without_adult_ads.png|200px|thumb|[[Shit no one cares about|OMG THE END IS NEAR]]]]

<s>On all NSFW pages of 4chan, the ads have gone. Possibly, due to the content of nature of the NSFW boards, essentially [[B|/b/]], the Advertising company ditched [[moot]] and left him for dead ad-less and thus loosing money. Hopefully, 4chan won't end up like the old [[ED]]...</s>

All NSFW pages now have ads again.

===5/1/11 [[America|AMERICA FUCK YEAH!]]===
As news came out regarding the death of [[Bin Laden]], moot decided to embed '''{{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|AMERICA FUCK YEAH}}''' into the /b/ board. this of course became old within minutes and /b/tards started banging their heads into their keyboards in an attempt to break their ears so they didn't have to hear it anymore.

===10/23/11 [[moot]] resurrects boards===
[[moot]] resurrects /r9k/, /new/ (now /pol/), and /hc/, and creates /diy/.

===The Siege===
4chan was DDoS'd on and off between 11/14/11 and 11/17/11. No word yet on the culprit, everything from [[tumblr]] (highly likely) to lulzsec (unlikely) has been put forward.

==2012==
===New Old /b/===
It was Valentine's Day 2012. Considering moot likes penis, he had nobody to stick it into. Bored out of his mind, he had the bright idea to perhaps start managing 4chan again. For once, he listened to Anon, because he actually allowed the pathetic virgins that inhabit to talk to their god and give Him suggestions. For a brief moment, OC flowed like fresh blood through a rotting corpse. Post ending in XXX <s>has been restored</s> is still gone :(, ponies and Chloe threads paused, and Moot said he would be adding up to 15 new boards, including a [[mlp/|a brony board]]. Could this be the Second Re/b/oot? For a while, it seemed like it wouldn't, but then moot did the unthinkable: He restored forced Anon but proceeded to give every poster 24-hour ID's, so [[Wat|posters are anonymous while not actually anonymous]]. /b/ finally returned to form: Cancer, shitposts and reposts have all but died. OC flowed through the land once again. But moot will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Update: It went to hell quickly, cancer became terminal on /b/ once more, and moot ended up removing IDs in September [[2013|the next year]].

==2013==
2013 was the 10th year of 4chan, and as such, many [[boring|exciting]], new changes took place.
===New Boards===
In 2013 moot added several new boards: /gd/ for the hipsters, /asp/ for the [[wrestling|alternative]] [[skateboard|sports]] fans, /vr/ for the nostalgiafigs, /lgbt/ for the LGBT users (read: all of them,) and the infamous [[s4s|<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>]] for the funposters.

===AWA Con Panel===
After a dinner with old 4chan mods, moot had the absolutely ''great'' idea of holding another 4chan panel, despite the disastrous results of the Otakon panels years before. Since he and 4chan were '''{{archive|D0Puy|banned}}''' from having another panel at Otakon, Atlanta's AWA con was the nexyt best place to ruin. And so it was. Several days before the actual tenth anniversary, the panel was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0&t=3m25s streamed live on YT]. Users from boards such as /b/, /s4s/ and others crowded into [[synchtube]]-clone site rooms to watch the panel, resulting in shitposting across all boards as well as in the chats of said stream sites. The panel itself was incredibly boring and the only highlight was W.T. Snacks shouting an old classic, "why does your website suck," at moot after snatching the microphone from someone else who was probably just going to shout a catchphrase himself anyway.

For half an hour before the panel, all text on 4chan '''was turned bold.'''

===Deletion of /q/===
[[q/|/q/]] was deleted, and replaced with a hardly-used suggestion box.

==2014==
2014 was a year with much lulz for 4chan but it will go into history as it's fatal year. It was the year in which the 3 main happenings (Independance Day Tumblr Raid, The Fappening and Gamergate) triggered the downfall of 4chan and m00t finally gave in to the SJWs and became a traitor to his own chan.

===April Fools' 2014===
For April 1 2014, 4chan added a new site-wide notice explaining the change in the CAPTCHA system to the Japanese spelling of [[Touhou|CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]] for the sake of improving the education of the userbase. The notice ends with the equally [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] ''ゆっくりしていってね！！'', which is another equally terrible jap reference.

===Aussie Events===
Sometime in April 4chan was hacked by someone and all their faggot janitors got doxed. This resulted in mass confusion and celebratory champagne.

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===Independence Day Tumblr Raid===
{{main|Independence Day Invasion}}

===The Fappening===
{{main|The Fappening}}

===Gamergate===
{{main|GamerGate}}

===4chan is kill===
{{Main|M00t's GamerGate Sellout}}
Rumors have it that shortly after the [[Independence Day Invasion]], Moot was contacted by a mysterious individual whom claimed a girl had committed [[suicide]] over said raid, Moot, being the dickless faggot he is, complied with this individual's every demand in fear of getting v& IRL, most notably, it included giving all oldfag mods the finger and replacing them with new mods straight from [[tumblr]] who happily throw out permabans to users who post threads about [[Zoe Quinn]], [[gamergate]], and those who dare criticize [[feminism]].

[[some argue|Many believe]] 4chan has turned into an SJW infested shithole with no freedom of speech and therefore starting with the great 4chan exodus many anons started to migrate to their new home 8chan, where freedom of speech and privacy is taken seriously. It is assumed that m00t started to behave like a cuck because he did not want negative media attention for his new project canvas but he failed to reaize that his canvas project never had any chance. It is also believed that m00t gave in to the SJW becase he wanted to sell 4chan and therefore he had to mak the page appear as civillized as possible. Especially 2014 was a year with much drama involving the independance day raid, the fappening and the gamergate scandal which turned a lot of negative attention to 4chan.

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== 2015 ==
=== January 2015 - Final sellout and le cuck est mort ===

[[Image:17th century 4chan.jpg|thumb|right|An 18th century representation of 4chan.]]

On 2015-01-17 a new requirement paper for 4chan janitors was leaked to 8chan's Hotwheels by an enraged 4chan Janitor and confirmed what many anons already assumed after the exodus. 4chan now officialy wanted his janitors to provide identification documents, a photograph that would be uploaded on a server so everybody can steal it and sign a legally binding contract in order to be fucking unpaid and voluntary janitors. Yes you read it right. m00t has now confirmed a second time that he is a SJW cuck who gives a shit about freedom and his shithole of imageboard is definetely dead. After he heard about the leak he pretended he wanted to post it anyway and made a posting on the official 4chan blog about it but secretly he was mad that he got exposed once again for the faggot he is.

After the dust settled a bit over the weekend (as it was anyway clear since September that m00t is a SJW sellout bitch) m00t announced on 2015-01-22 that he will retire from his postition as 4chan admin.
It was now clear that Hotwheels was the new emperor in the land of imageboards and the indulgent emperor he was, he even participated in m00ts farewell party that was organized on 8chan under the name of #jesuismoot and on the 8chan board /jesuismoot/ (just like the je suis charlie news that were prominent at that time). Hotwheels was not mad about m00t and remembered the good old days when he was on 4chan in his childhood and thanked m00t for the good time like a true indulgent emperor to a little brat.

However 8chans userbase did not share the good sentiments of their leader and decided to ridicule m00t on various image macros and thread postings. A phrase that was often used at that time was "le cuck est mort" a deviation of the French "le cock est mort" meaning the rooster is dead from the famous french song "le cock est mort". Another phrase that was used was "le roi est mort - vive le roi" implying that Hotwheels was now the unquestionned emperor of the imageboard-o-sphere. Also a funny fact is that Hotwheels was actually sleeping when m00t announced this because he lives in the Philippines and they have a time shift compared to America and so he was very surprised and one of the later ones who learned about m00ts retirement.

However, 4chan was now officially dead after about 11 years and 8chan also felt another influx of 4chan newfags who were in denial about the happenings of the last months but apparently noticed that they are now beeing ruled by SJW mods who started flooding their chan.

=== September 2015 - The End Two - Electric Boogaloo ===
On 9-21-15 the final death knell rang for 4chan's passing when m00t announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura (former owner and admin of [[2ch]]) would be taking his place as new head moderator and owner. 
Nishimura has a reputation for being a massive faggot who was even [[loser|unable to pay his server bills]] and violated Japanese privacy laws. After Jim took over 2ch, Nishimura was allowed to keep his admin position but in the end Jim had to fire him anyway because he was caught [https://anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/ selling user data for jew goldz and letting political parties pay him for the right to shill on the website]. Nishimura then got [[butthurt]] that he was kicked and started [[DDoS]]-ing 2ch in revenge. After this action the whole 2ch userbase hated him even more than before and he even today still has persona-non-grata status all over 2ch.

He also allegedly had ties to the japanese government and [[NSA|american 3-letter organizations]]. 
m00t has fucked off since January to become a redditcuck.

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==Fanfic==
<big>'''A reading from Genesis'''</big> 

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In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lo, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created [[Bridget]];
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MySQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
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==Trump's effect on 4chan==

[[File:Trump Election Feels.png|center|700px]]

==Mobile Browser Support==
4chan makes a big deal out of the fact it supports mobile browsers. It even goes so far as to provide neat columns of images to fap to as you plan your next epic troll.

However, don't bother trying to post if you're one of the 300 million people who use Opera Mini. Or one of the [[over 9000]] people who use Opera's Main competitor, UC Browser. In their fight against trolls, spammers, rabid bronies, and Lucifer himself, 4chan bans anything vaguely resembling a proxy. Opera Mini passes all data through Opera servers, and these are treated as satanic proxies. Some might question why 4chan doesn't simply read the real IP address from Opera Mini's header data '''like any properly designed website should.''' The answer to that question will be someday discovered on [[b/|/b/]]. Or perhaps [[v/|/v/]]. Or,even [[no|possibly]], [[q/|/q/]].

==Hacking again - 4/14/25==
On April 14th, 4chan was hacked by a soyteen who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board.

==Gallery==
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File:Browse4chan.png|Proceed with caution.
File:The new rules of 4chan.png|Don't let the lies on the rules page fool you: these are the actual rules that 4chan enforces.
Image:4channormalpeople.png|Full of normal people.
Image:4chan-motivational.jpg|You've been warned.
File:SEMENDEMONRETURNS.png
File:Monkey Vs $chan Banana.gif|Your reaction to a banana thread
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File:4Chan2005vs2016.jpg|then and now
File:Kill_the_4chan.jpg|'tis simple, really
File:4chan's role on the internet.jpg|<s>Her dick was ten times bigger and more painful to contain than his</s> They're both girls, dumbass
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|No freedom of speech in the queen's domain
File:Faggots234.jpg|4Chan IRL
File:4chan house.jpg|4chan House
File:Finger4chan.jpg
File:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
File:Corpsefuck.jpg
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File:4Chan Dick Visited.png
File:Typical 4chan user face.jpg|what the typical 4chan user looks like
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File:Dollfucker.png
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File:4Chan Media Destruction.jpg
File:30kg.jpg
File:Actsofkindness.png
File:4changhostpuncher.png
File:Nigganimals.png
File:4chanchickenman.jpg
File:Memesofb.jpg|[[Memes]], lol
File:4chIveGivenuponreality.png
File:4chanbrovswomen.jpg
File:The-last-shooper.jpg|The last shooper
File:B hates ed.jpg|ED made newfags
File:88truthsoflife.jpg
File:Mootbuck.jpg
File:4chan-scene.jpg|Is this funny? I don't know (edit) No, it's not.
File:4chan 2.0.gif|Their faggoty new front page
File:4ChanVTECWRYYY.GIF|A gay little drawing
File:4chanHelpGuide.jpg|Knowing this will make you very [[l33t]] on 4chan.
File:4chan-government.jpg|TL;DR
File:4chanBrawl.png|4chan Brawl.
File:4chan-warning.jpg|Warning
File:4chan-Sage.jpg|[[Sage]]
File:4chan_-_Smash_face_on_keyboard_then_post_results.jpg
File:Samefag.png
File:SEMENDEMON.jpg
File:Semendemen.png
File:4chan-motivation.jpg|Ass 'n Titties
File:4chan-guide.jpg|A guide to all the boards.
File:to-the-point.Jpg|4chan gets straight to the point.
File:4chan-camwhore-guide.png|Camwhore guide
File:B summary.jpg|/b/
File:Downloadhentai.jpg|This is what 4chan is for.
File:4chandown.JPG|'''{{archive|SRHTE|mirror}}'''
File:4chan_shit.jpg
File:Bosch's4chan.jpg|Oh God...
File:Kill4u.jpg|An example of the high-brow users that frequent 4chan.
File:4chanMacro.jpg
File:Phail btard.jpg|Typical chan fag.
File:PartyVan.jpg
File:4chanchildren.PNG
File:4chanban.JPG|BAWWWWWWW!
File:Nodude.jpg
File:4chan demotivator.jpg|Another [[demotivator]]
File:Nigger thread.jpg|[[Demotivator]] from early [[R9gay|/r9k/]].
File:4chanmap.jpg|Your basic map of 4chan.
File:Holy council of 4chan.jpg
File:Banned2.png|Some have proven it IS possible to get banned from 4chan.
File:Bman.png|Typical 4channer.
File:Chemistslab.jpg
File:Choose1item.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Peter_pan.jpg|[[What]].
File:Pinklolibrokeinternets.jpg|4chan + pink elephants = WIN!
File:Churchsign.jpg|Now I lay me down to sleep.
File:Googling_4chan.jpg|[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0 Someones grandma is getting 4chan banned from the internet, one thread at a time.]
File:Mysql.png|Yotsuba causes most of 4chans server troubles.
File:Sinistar22.JPG|Beware, I live!
File:4chancookie.jpg|Typical 4chan cookie message
File:Newfags_are_killing_b.jpg|[[OMG|Oh my shitty fucking]] [[God]], go [[an hero|kill yourselves]].
File:4changoogle.jpg|4chan according to [[Google]].
File:Australia Tourist Trap.jpg
File:Hansen-pedo.gif|A pedo-bait .gif posted on 4chan.
File:4chan-pedo-thread.gif|The reaction to the previous .gif.
File:Poolesclosed.jpg|POOLE'S CLOSED
File:Memeslol.jpg|An even gayer drawing.
File:HC_sad_truth.png|The sad truth of /hc/.
File:A_CHALLENGER_APPEARS.jpg|[[A challenger appears]].
File:ONB.jpg|[[Something Awful]] explains 4chan.
File:Babyatcomputer.jpg|Your average 4chan user.
File:4chan tech support.png|4chan's tech support.
File:Getacompliment.png|Reporting spam in /[[g]]/ moves you up in life.
File:Fagatron.jpg|touch my Disko /b/al
File:4chan-venn-diagram.png|Welcome to 4chan.
File:DDoS.jpg|You are unwelcome at 4chan.
File:sadjesus.png|[[facepalm|Jesus is sad for 4chan]]
File:4chanbunny.jpg|Listen to the bunny, he knows best.
File:Queen moot.jpg|Bow before your queen
File:4chanOperator.jpg
File:4chan a thread1.png|How [[a/|/a/]] reacts to casuals
File:Axis_of_internet_evil.jpg
File:4Chan_-_Haets_Fur_Fags.png
File:4Chan_-_Employee.png|Always a great resume addition!
File:Example_%26_4Chan_-_B.jpg
File:3_tires.png
File:GayBlowjobPhotoshop.jpg|I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
File:McDonalds_Embarrassing.png|Beta.
File:Walmart_Beta.jpg|More Beta.
File:Tour_De_Lune.png
File:Laid_Zero_Times.png|Such a lucky guy.
File:British_People.jpg
File:KoTH_I_Hate_Every_Single.png
File:I_try_to_masterbate.jpg|[[STDs|My masterbate is fire]].
File:Batman_Play.png
File:Mod_Swag.jpg|[[Mods]] are gods.
File:Mod_Zipper.png
File:Legsless_Lucy.png
File:7BONG.png
File:You_Dont_Know_Embarrassment.png
File:Best_Metal.jpg
File:Its_A_Privilege.png|[[pol|It was a privilege]].
File:Hellsing_Crosseye.jpg
File:Beta_Is_Alpha_As_Fuck.jpg|Even more Beta.
File:Time_Flies_Faggot.jpg|Time flies when you're a faggot.
File:v_goes_crazy.jpg|/v/ shows off how lonely they are.
File:Crocery_Store.jpg
File:Microwave_Pizza.jpg|Remember: The only people who buy microwaveable pizza are the ones who will most likely [[die alone]].
File:Dont_4chan_When_Its_Late.png
File:Rape_Yes.png|Always say [[yes]] before getting raped.
File:Rotaries_And_Straights_Troll.jpg|Typical /o/ discussion.
File:Snoop_Breaker.png|Don't EVER let /b/ [[divide by zero|successfully count to 10]].
File:Tow_Truck_Woes.png
File:Weird_Fucking_Fetishes.jpg|4chan is a great place to talk about your robot fetishes.
File:Drama!.gif
File:4chan-laser.jpg
File:4chan Better Than Sherlock.gif
File:4chan hobo fellatio.jpg
File:4chan-Racism.png
File:4chan b.png
File:4chan4eva1.png
File:4chanduringsex10.jpg
File:4chanchad.jpg
File:Comprehensiveguidetoshitposting.jpg|A comprehensive guide to shitposting.
File:Confusedanimegirls.png
File:Dubstheforbiddenone.jpg
File:UNInvestigates4chan.jpg|Investigated by UN
File:4chanduringsex8.jpg
File:Pandorasbox.jpg
File:4chanepiccreep.jpg
File:4chanstarwarscosplay.jpg
File:Geertwillrule.jpg
File:BUILDWALL.jpg
File:4chanweebfreaks.jpg
File:4chanslavroll.png
File:4chanvsreddit.png
File:Ripdandog.png
File:4chanstoryfags.png
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg
File:Realityglitchgf.jpg
File:EDCfedora.jpg
File:Finalkek.jpg
File:Gameboyfellatio.png
File:Issacnewton4chan.jpg
File:Hitlergunclean.jpg
File:BLMcumtribute.png
File:Pcserviceautiststory.png
File:Genzfag.png
File:Waifutriggered.png
File:2014vs2015.jpg
File:4Chan User Faps To Horse Shit.jpg|This user jacks off to literal horse shit.
File:The Army Is Fucking Gay.jpg|4chan user describes his erotic experiences in the United States Military
File:ED User AlGore IRL.jpg|Typical 4chan fag
File:4chanyourenotwelcomehere.jpg
File:Fedorastalker.jpg
File:Suckmydickaccidentally.png
File:Convertsecondstomicrowavetime.png
File:Madmaxfuryroadshrek.jpg
File:RussianfindsISIS.jpg
File:Youravg4chanautist.png
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File:Injectglowstick.jpg
File:Altoidsautist.png
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File:OPGFcockcalculaton.jpg
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File:Sentmycrushapoem.png
File:Rapealiens.jpg
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File:Seniorinhscringe.png
File:Pepewalmart.png
File:4chan Friends Meet.jpg
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File:4Chan Count To 100.jpg
File:Cumbrowniesk.jpg
File:Elementarycringeage.png
File:Googlechildpr0n.png
File:2 25 2008 4chan.jpg
File:Aprils Fools Day 4chan.jpg
File:April 22 2007 4Chan Creativity.jpg
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
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==See Also==
*[[Chanapocalypse]]
*[[4chan Gold Account]]
*[[4chan-verify]]
*[[chanarchive]]
*[[Fuuka]]
*[[B|/b/]] - Random board
*[[Pol/|/pol/]] - Political board
*''[[Time Magazine]]''
*[[moot]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[brb, soup]]
*[[brb, compromised]]
*[[Old /b/ Day]]
*[[The xchan effect]]
*[[rape.sh]]
*[[4scrape]]
*[[4chan bans]]
*[[Moot is Olev]]
*[[Newfag]]
*[[July 29 Merchant broadcast]]
*[[4chan/WikiWorld]] - History - '''{{archive|drD9R}}''' [https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History] '''{{archive|bOPOX#73%}}'''
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Clovergender]]

==Chatroom==
See: [[4chan/IRC]].

==External links==

[[Image:J board.jpg|300px|thumb|4chans Janitor and Moderator board only accessible by [[Moderator|those who sucked moot off hard enough]], and no, you are not invited...]]

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*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History The <s>incomplete</s> more or less complete history of 4chan] — A timeline of early history to the present.
*'''{{archive|Jdf3g|4chan image mirror}}''' — Realtime mirror of the /b/ images with categorizing, tagging, and searching.
*{{wayback|http://www.nopaste.com/p/a0EWbGqdC|20080814002801|title=Instructions on how to access 4chan (works as of 08/10/2008)}}.
*{{wayback|http://pedobaer.com|20091101074900|title=Pedobear}} — The Worlds Famous Meme Created By 4chan
*[https://blog.4chan.org/ 4chanstatus The current 4chan Status] — in case 4chan is [[Fap|inaccessible]].
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*'''{{archive|LpZK6|Macrochan}}''' — A collection of lame 4chan image macros.
*[http://macrochan.org/index.php Macrochan] — A completely different collection of lame 4chan image macros.
*'''{{archive|6ytEu|Chanhistory}}''' — A collection of 4chan screencaps.
*[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0#ip=1 In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 508 result(s) from this page.] — 4chan banned from the Internet, one thread at a time.
*{{pastebin|jyN306Ce|Dongfix owns Imgbear: evidence}}
*'''{{archive|QfWZT|Dongfix's janitor script}}'''
*'''{{archive|rFhBe|Dongfix's report script}}'''
*[mailto:moot@4chan.org email moot]
*[https://www.0bin.org/paste/VE38XxTU#Fv0+-3o+Fuwmo+OTOwIusgTa0+a15pqq7x7hzFRYHqb Pastebin of the April 2025 janny dox]
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[[Image:4chan userbase.png|thumb|What are you?]]
[[Image:Moot 4chanGod.jpg|right|Behold the destroyer of worlds.]]
[[Image:Alec Guiness.jpg|thumb|You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.]]
[[Image:4chan relationship.gif|thumb|Typical 4chan user.]]
[[Image:4chan conversation.png|thumb|Typical 4chan conversation.]]
[[Image:4chan_mascots.jpg|thumb|If you don't know who any of these things are, you need to [[Lurk Moar|LURK MOAR]].]]
[[Image:Mycatdied.JPG|thumb|[[b/|/b/]] always offers good advice.]]
[[Image:Official 4chan troll seal.gif|thumb|Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|This will happen to [[you]].]]

'''4chan''' is and always has been many things to many people. To [[Faux News]], 4chan is a hazardous "Leftist [[Internet Hate Machine]]" filled with [[Terrorism|domestic terrorists]], to CNN, it is a person and a [[hacker]] responsible for leaking newdz and installing [[The Donald|Blumpf]] into power. To others, it is that site full of [[weeaboo]]s, [[incel]]s, [[troll]]s, [[racist]]s, [[children]], and [[pedophile]]s that churns out many of the Internet's most popular [[AIDS|viral content]].

At its core, 4chan is an [[anonymous]] [[animu|Japanimation]]-themed collection of [[porn|image]] [[imageboard|boards]] based on the popular Japanese site [[Futaba Channel]]. 4chan is proof positive that the [[United States]] should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of [[Japan]] off the face of the Earth. The site is home to a wide assortment of degenerate losers, all of whom have at least some variant of [[nerds|social anxiety]] [[The xchan effect|disorder]]. So, not surprisingly, most of the [[nsfw]] imageboards consist of [[hentai]] and [[Pain series|shock images]]. And at the heart of 4chan is [[B|/b/]].

{{quote|<@Moot> Reggin 4chan.net brace for faggotry|[[moot]] on registering 4chan. At least he was right about the faggotry.}}

A few popular Internet "[[meme]]s" have their roots in /b/, 4chan's largest and most notorious board. This has led to [[Anonymous]] declaring itself [[internet celebrity|"the face of the Internet"]], when it is truly more reminiscent of the [[anus]] of the [[Internets]]. 4chan is like the butt-plug of the Internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan [[DDoS|goes down]], it's like the Internet has [[tubgirl|explosive diarrhea]].

4chan got it's start from Something Awful [[moot]] a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other [[faggots]] needed a site that they could host their <s>Child Porn</s> [[Anime]]. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his [[goon]] friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.

==Imageboard Guide==
[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|The average /b/tard at work. [[DESU]] [[DESU]] [[DESU]]]]
The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, [[white people|white folk]] who believe in the superiority of everything that is [[Japan]]ese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place [[wordfilter]]s in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

[[Image:HEY DIPSHITS.png|left|thumb|HEY [[newfag|DIPSHITS]]! See this? CLICK IT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS]]

*'''[[3/|/3/]]''' - Quite possibly the slowest board on 4chan, /3/ is about [[DreamWorks|3D animation]] (also referred to as 3DCG), and where a bunch of basement-dwelling [[Virgins|hobbyists]] discuss such projects. Due to the fact that almost no one outside of the [[Pixar|film industry]] wants to waste thousands of hours learning how to use obtuse softwares, the board is pretty much a ghosttown. It is regularly being bent over and raped by various flavors of /b/tards who go there for [[faggotry]] like [[Combofag|combos]], [[doubles]], and otherwise [[GET|predicting their post number]].

*'''[[a|/a/]]''' - Animu & Mango. Basically just /v/ for [[anime]] and, as such, churns out its own memes at a similar rate. They hate anime just like /v/ hates the vidya. No longer tame by any standard, it has become a hive of ronrey [[otaku]] seeking [[PROMOTION|PROMOTIONS]] and discussing their [[Waifu|waifus]] ad infinitum.

*'''[[Rule 34|/aco/]]''' - Adult Cartoons. A board added a short while after [[moot]] skipped town and the age-long taboo against furries and non-Japanese cartoon porn was lifted. It is filled with horribly drawn [[rule 34]] of [[Disney]] characters, lifted directly from the bottommost reaches of [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[adv|/adv/]]''' - /r9k/ 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Advice was a test board that was made in attempts to deter all the [[LJ|bawww]] threads from /r9k/. Obviously the experiment had failed, but /adv/ got to hang around regardless.

*'''[[EXTREME ANIMALS|/an/]]''' - Animals and [[Bestiality|shit like that]]. These people take their hobby very seriously. You will learn things you never needed to know about [[Cat|cats]], iguanas and jumping [[Spider|spiders]]. The regulars there refer to themselves as /an/ts because they [[fail|couldn't come up with anything better]].

[[Image:Bannnff.jpg|thumb|/b/ = /b/oycock]]

*'''[[b|/b/]]''' - [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|What the fuck did you just say about me? MODS = FAGS slowpoke1.jpg rolling I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! Wincest thread shit was SO cash DESU hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/.]] If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to visit /b/. The majority of all 4chan traffic frequents this board. Illnesses and sexual deviations including but certainly not limited to [[autism]] and [[scat|coprophilia]] have been [[lie|scientifically proven]] to be symptoms of browsing /b/. Most people who regularly visit /b/ (or "/b/tards") are sociopaths altogether. [[anonymous|They]] <s>are</s> were also known for planning and executing attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently [[Julian_Assange#Mastercard_is_taken_out|Mastercard]] and [[PayPal]] in a misguided attempt to avenge [[Julian Assange]]. However, since [[moot]] and his mods are a pack of faggots, 4chan raids are no more.

*'''[[bant/|/bant/]]''' - International/Random, aka the grotesque lovechild of /b/, /int/ and /pol/. Was created sometime [[last thursday]] by [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|hiromoot]] to try and stem the tide of shitty off-topic threads on /pol/, and [[Typical|failed miserably at doing so]]. The unholy synthesis of some of 4chan's worse boards ended up creating an entirely new form of cancer, populated entirely by [[underage]] [[Memefag|meme-spouting faggots]]. Is also the current home of the beleaguered [[K-pop|k-pop]] general, after it [[Jews|managed to get kicked out of every other board on 4chan]].

*'''[[Money|/biz/]]''' - Looking for a board where [[Poor|slumdogs]] can give you advice on how to make the big bucks? Then this is for you. Created by moot when [[Bitcoin|buttcoins]] overloaded the asshole of /g/ and had to unload all the e-money begging threads here. Be wary of what the /biz/raelis tell you about how they "made it" or about random [[Cryptocurrency|cryptocoins]] you've never heard of; the place is full of pump-and-dump [[Scam|scams]].

*'''[[Kawaii|/c/]]''' - A very tame board (compared to the rest) for [[nerds]] who prefer [[anime|Japanese cartoons]] containing girls (and the term is used lightly) who look like [[Lolicon|four year olds]] with freakishly huge eyes. [[lie|One of the four realms where women could plausibly exist on the Internet.]]

*'''[[Girugamesh|/cgl/]]''' - [[Cosplay]] & [[EGL]]. Board full of tacos that partake in salsa. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. <s>A few</s> Most of those people happen to be [[Fat#BBW|quite obese]] and they get severe muffin top when they attempt to dress up as Yoko.

*'''[[ck|/ck/]]''' - Food & Cooking. A board for people who have an [[Fat|unhealthy obsession]] with all things edible. Expect weeaboos and [[ramen]].

*'''[[cm/|/cm/]]''' - A board for [[animated]] [[cute]] [[male]]s. A haven for [[gaiaonline|Gaia]]/[[livejournal|LJ]] fags and [[Rednecks|obese trailer trash]]. One of the four realms where [[sixteen year old girl|women]] exist on the internet. Also a place where [[Shotacat]] might hang out. Call them h/cm/os.

*'''[[co|/co/]]''' - Comics & Cartoons. A place where the [[Neckbeard|dregs of society]] congregate to talk about cartoons made for [[children]] and comic books made for [[manchildren]]. It's populated mostly by deeply closeted furfags that embrace racism and misogyny, to the point of reporting and removing posts calling them out. Also, they can't stop sucking their own cocks. They refer to themselves as /co/mrades.

*'''[[shitting dick nipples|/d/]]''' - /d/icks, because EVERY FUCKING CREATURE IN THERE HAS A DICK!!!1 - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] females with titanically oversized [[Boobs|tits]]. It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and [[fap]] away over the posted images. But at least they don't post furries! (Except in every single monster girl thread, which all descend into working out how "furry" a picture is and thus how faggy they are. They genuinely do not see the irony in this). These people can no longer piss in a straight line due to massive fappage.

*'''[[diy/|/diy/]]''' - Do-It-Yourself. No, not a board for posting shit tier quality webcam photos of yourself fapping. Probably the only potentially interesting board to emerge on October 23, 2011, its purpose is to encourage the large statistic of typical 4chan users that include [[g/|technophiles]], [[OCD|hoarders]], [[poor|poorfags]], and other people who spend way too much time at home to get their lazy asses away from the innanetz and actually do something productive with their time. To reduce the chance that this board will too quickly spiral into <s>fun</s> chaos, moot strictly disallowed sharing knowledge of crafting illegal items such as [[k/|weapons]] or [[420chan|drug paraphernalia]].

*'''[[almost raped|/e/]]''' - Ecchi. A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or {{wordfilter|text=PENIS|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}}es). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up. [[butthurt|Additionally, there is a 50% chance that if you post an ecchi image in a new thread, the moderators will accuse you of trying to make a request, banning you from /e/ for "this iz not /r/!!!!!1111"]]

*'''[[Flash|/f/]]''' - Flash. Somehow still hangs around despite Adobe killing Flash years ago. This board doesn't suffer from as much [[faggotry]] as some of the others due to the fact that most /b/tards have never fucking heard of it, and choose to dump their garbage onto /gif/ and /wsg/ instead. As a result, some good content has been posted on occasion, such as 8bitsharkwithwheels and flying lawnmower. Unfortunately, the rest of the content is shit already on [[Newgrounds]], reposts of flash videos that were already posted on /f/, and unfunny black person [[shoop da whoop|shoops]] of said reposts, except worse. [[Furries]] also like to troll this place by posting yiffing flash videos to piss everyone off. On Mondays, people love to post vocaloids flash videos.

*'''[[fa/|/fa/]]''' - Fashion. If you're looking for hipster faggots, /fa/ is the place to find them. This board might make sense on a site that wasn't filled with overweight wapanese assholes with no fashion sense of which to speak. But sadly, this is [[4chan]] we're talking about. Call them /fa/gs.

*'''[[fit|/fit/]]''' - <s>Health &</s> Fitness. Made out of fatasses who think posting SQUATZ in every thread is funny. Seeing as nobody on 4chan actually works out, the [[AIDS|fail]] is [[fail|doubled]]. The answer to every question is "SKWATZ N OATZ".

*[[g|'''/g/''']] - Technology. A lawless wasteland full of folk [[no life|lacking in life]] and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgeable persons reside there. In ancient days it used to be for [[guro]] images, but then 4chan went pussy. [[Some Argue|It is well known]] /g/ is filled with more sage and nerdrage than any other board. They call themselves [[virgins|"tech support for the lulz"]].

*'''[[3/|/gd/]]''' - /3/, but in 2D.

*'''[[gif|/gif/]]''' - Board for posting animated GIFs of porno clips and saying "sauce" and "rapidshit" until someone goes out, finds you porn, and delivers it to you. Seriously, are you people that fucking devoted to being such utter basement-dwellers you can't just find your own porn, you have to get /gif/ to do it for you?

*'''[[hentai|/h/]]''' - Hentai. You can almost smell the [[semen]]-stained keyboards.

*'''[[Porn|/hc/]]''' - Hardcore porn. <s>[[moot]] finally decided to let it die.</s> One of the old boards that was revived on October 23, 2011. Probably the most normal porn you will see in any single collective area of 4chan. Expect plenty of photos of [[butterface|anon's ex-girlfriends]].

*'''[[Faggot|/hm/]]''' - Handsome Men. Intended for users to post up pictures of good looking men. Unfortunately it has become a horrific offspring of /b/ and /soc/ that is usually clogged up with threads that only consist of average to fugly [[Attention_whore|guys]] begging to see if [[Desperate|people will fuck them]], pointers on how to [[Rimjob|please your man]], and stories about their [[Shotacon|first gay experiences]]. Not to mention all the sick fucks here who masturbate to anything ranging from land whales to [[lemon-party]] to [[infantilism]]. [[Fact|This board is truly a piece of shit, even by 4chan standards.]]

*'''[[pix|/hr/]]''' - High Resolution. Originally intended for [[porn|pictures]] that are unnecessarily [[XBOX HUEG]] so it would take you 36 minutes to load anything on your grandma's shitty [[dial-up]]. Nowadays the focus has shifted to the discussion of [[Celebrity|Hollywood celebrities]] and their [[Foot Fetish|feet]].

*'''[[Pol/|/his/]]''' - History & Humanities. Basically /pol/ but with dates. Populated entirely by 21-year-old [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectuals]] who get their history from [[Paradox Interactive|video games]] and [[YouTube]] videos. Enjoy the daily Holocaust denial thread.

*'''[[Oekaki|/i/]]''' - No, this is not an [[I/|invasion board]], but a board for drawing. Why [[moot]] didn't just choose a different letter for the board is anyone's guess. [[Shit no one cares about|The "i" apparently comes from the last letter in the word "oekaki", which is moonspeak for "doodle" or "scribble"]]. The board has a built in application for drawing pictures to upload and share, called [[Shii|Shi]]-[[MS Paint|Painter]]. Not a bad board, but slower than fucked fuck. Gets about a dozen or so posts per day.

*'''[[ic/|/ic/]]''' - Artwork/Critique. [[Birkhead]] and [[drawhores]] who consider themselves too [[hipster]] for [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[int/|/int/]]''' - International /b/, where trolls can [[troll]] in [[Spanish|their own retarded language]]. Otherwise, you can start a thread about just about anything, just as long as you append your shitty post with "in your country".

*'''[[Jailbait|/j/]]''' - The 4chan team's secret internal board. It's password-protected so you can't access unless you're a [[Moderator|faggot]].

*'''[[jp|/jp/]]''' - [[wapanese|Otaku]] [[basement dwellers|Culture]]. A board made for the sole purpose of moving all the [[Touhou]] and [[GAR|Type-Moon]] out of /a/, because they're actually off-topic. In other words, /jp/ is /v/, except that you need to install East Asian languages and AppLocale to run anything. Full of [[Forever Alone|ronery]] otakus buying figurines, body pillows, and other stuff "normal" people would look down on you for possessing. Please don't think that /jp/ has anything to do with Japan. The name is misleading, and, if you go there expecting to talk about [[IRL]] [[Japan]], you will be disappointed.

*'''[[k/|/k/]]''' - [[Politics|Weapons]]. Most of the denizens of this board are young Ted Kaczynski's, who believe that "the gubmint is gonna take our guns n' put us all in FEMA camps." One of the most common topics discussed on /k/ is how to kill [[Partyvan|feds]], [[niggers]], and [[Jews|ZOG]]. The other inhabitants of /k/ are mostly [[Europeans]] and weeaboo tripfags who are there solely to troll the incredibly easily trolled /k/ommandos with gun control topics.

*'''[[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]]''' - Moot's most recent attempt at going mainstream; catering to all [[fags|those]] who are [[Offended|butthurt]]. After all, why shouldn't [[You|fags]] have a [[s4s/|circlejerk board]]? The main board where most transissies complain about not being a girl or how badly they want to be a such a huge cock whore.

*'''[[Lit/|/lit/]]''' - Here is your damn [[book]] board ''moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin''

*'''[[Gundam Wing|/m/]]''' - Board for talking about [[robot|robots]]. Just robots. [[animu|Anime]] ones.

*'''[[mlp/|/mlp/]]''' - For ponyfags. Basically it's just /b/ and /co/'s [[Rape|love]]child. It was created when the mods got asshurt about too many pony posts, and posting pony shit outside /mlp/ was made into a bannable offense as per the site's rules. It is the only rule the mods bother to enforce.

*'''[[Mu/|/mu/]]''' - Your favorite band sucks. If you've forgotten, /mu/ is happy to remind you. Made exclusively for discussing trv kvlt [[Black Metal]], [[Daft Punk]], and [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. In other words, it's pretty much [[pitchfork media|pitchfork]].

*'''[[n/|/n/]]''' - /n/igga stoled mah board. A board for some gayshit about transportation (because every faggot who comes here loves [[cock|long and hard things]] like trains).

[[Image:4chan Left.jpg|thumb|You tell em]]

*'''[[Faux News|/news/]]''' - Not to be confused with [[pol/|/new/]]. A boring textboard where 50 year old [[Republican|Republicans]] hang around to share their favorite conspiracy updates from such reputable sources as ''daily-eagle.co.info''.

*'''[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|/o/]]''' - Board for [[car|cars]]. [[Noone|No one]] on this board actually owns a car. Regardless, most of the posters like Volvos, late 1980's Mustangs, [[wapanese|Japanese economy cars]], and Initial D.

*'''[[Outside|/out/]]''' - A board where [[Basement-dweller|outdoorsmen]] talk about fishing, fishing, fishing, and google pictures of scenery.

*'''[[Webcam|/p/]]''' - Photography. Full of pretentious [[hipster|hipsterfaggotry]] by weeaboos who take photographs when not [[fapping]] to [[lolicon]]. Whatever camera you use, they will claim that it sucks, unless it's a Pentax K-X.

*'''[[po|/po/]]''' Papercraft & Origami. Strong contender for the slowest board on 4chan, as it's been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami. But, hey, it's [[Japanese]] so it must be cool! The board's abbreviation is alternatively short for "poor" since it's filled with [[welfare|poorfag]] [[weeaboos]] asking for instructions on how to make substitute [[animu]] collectibles out of cardboard, and typically [[you fail it|failing miserably]] with their creations.

*'''[[Pol/|/pol/]]''' - Politics, or, /new/ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Once a place for [[Occupy Wall Street|OWS]] fags and stormfronters to gather in a circlejerk of [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual]] opinions and images of [[Hitler|historical figures]] that they vaguely believe are relevant to their posts. It [[Donald Trump|has since]] grown to become one of the biggest boards on the site, even rivaling /b/ in its sheer flood of asinine garbage. [[Ron Paul|RON PAUL 2012 GUISE!!1!11]]

*'''[[Professional Wrestling|/pw/]]''' - [[Professional Wrestling]]. Has first been split from /sp/ to create /asp/, and then finally got its own dedicated board when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|gookmoot]] realized the wrestling crapflood left no room for anyone to talk about rollerblades or whatever. As the subject matter might imply, it is full of limp-dicked little faggots who enjoy discussing their favorite TV soap opera played by [[Gay|sweaty men]] and [[MILF|skimpily-clad aging women]].

*'''[[Role-playing|/qst/]]''' - Quests. A place for [[Basement dwellers|boring fatsos]] to engage in [[LARP|make-belief fantasy adventures]] with other [[neckbeards]]. Some actually decent stuff can be found here (as long as you've resigned yourself to [[dying alone]] and enjoy this sort of collaborative [[Dungeons & Dragons]] [[shit|storytelling]]), but it is usually hidden beneath piles of uninspired trash written by illiterate monkeys.

*'''[[r|/r/]]''' - A mythical board where only few traverse. If, by some luck, you manage to find it, usually after you post a picture, in any thread (Posting pictures = Requests), you'll be no closer to finding the [[sauce|source]] of the picture, because /r/ is shit and never ever fucking works. Despite this, half of the fuckholes on 4chan will still sage [[you|your]] thread because [[butthurt|YOU NEED TO POST 10 IMAGES OR ELSE ITS A REQUEST HURRRRR]].

*'''[[r9k|/r9k/]]''' - <s>ROBOT9000</s> ROBOT9001. The main hangout of whiny [[faggots]] and [[incels]] on 4chan. Has a bot that tries (often unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts in hopes of promoting [[original content|OC]]. In practice it only encourages a [[TL;DR]] fest of whiny [[virgin|relationship]] threads and pseudo-intellectualism. When /adv/ was split from it, the original proceeded to get even worse, and it was finally removed in early 2011 (followed by weeks of random idiots swarming /b/ with [[BAWWW|"BRING BACK MY /R9K/"]] posts). It has since been revived by [[moot|mootikins]], to the dismay of the world at large. The board in its current state serves no apparent purpose other than to house boring [[Virgin with rage|virgins with rage]].

*'''[[s/|/s/]]''' - A place for preteen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to [[Porn|pr0n]]. The entire board consists of reposts of the same 500 images from the last two years. <s>Not /r/.</s>

*'''[[s4s|[s4s]]]'''- 4chan's ''dedicated'' shitposting board. In practice it's a place where moronic inbreds congregate to share anime pictures and talk like 5 year old children. The board is most notable for being one of the few places on the site where moderators still make their presence known; threads regularly get stickied and random HTML fuckery is not uncommon. The board is also a massive [[circlejerk]], spawning its own crop of mindbogglingly retarded memes and harboring a large amount of [[Namefag|namefags]].

*'''[[sci|/sci/]]''' - Science & Math. Most serious posters are [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Agnostic]] [[Atheist|Atheists]] with [[Aspergers]] and an [[IQ]] in the low 180s. Regularly flooded with religion and pseudo-science threads from /b/tards, along with requests for help with algebra homework from [[13 year old boys]]. Mods do not give two halves of a flying fuck about /sci/, and so it is heaven on Earth for people whose favorite trolling topic are [[calculus]] and [[Niggers|race science]].

[[Image:Naruto Fangirl.jpg|thumb|This is where [[camwhores]] pimp for fanboys to get their ''[[Naruto]]'' [[porn]] filled on their [[wishlist]]s. The name of this particular camwhore is [[Togi-Chan|Togi-chan]].]]

*'''[[soc/|/soc/]]''' - Social (aka Fat Camwhores and Faggots); or, part of the [[chemo|chemo that is curing /b/]]. Created very early in 2011, the board's contents are 95% cancerous bullshit transferred from [[B|/b/]] to attempt to cut down in 'Rate X', 'Post your area code' matchmaking threads, amongst other things. In other words, /soc/ is primarily the offspring of a half-dead /b/, in a shameless attempt to revive 4chan's flagship forum. Populated mostly by camwhores, (insert US province)fags, and anon. At one time, /soc/ was also a tripfag wonderland where a tripfag could become more popular than all others by continually whoring themselves however moot feared that someone might become more popular than him so he disabled trip ability. Now you may only namefag. WARNING: Nigger and Jew are now auto-ban words.

*'''[[sp|/sp/]]''' - Sports board. Good luck finding a thread that isn't USA vs. Europe, or about how BAWWston sucks cocks. 18-1.

*'''[[torrent|/t/]]''' - [[No|ZOMG TORRENT PL0X!!1!11!!1]]

*'''[[Dungeons & Dragons|/tg/]]''' - For the [[hipster|obscure]] [[nerd|4channer]] demographic that so desperately needs to evade reality, they play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than ''[[warhammer|Warhammer: 40,000]]'' and ''[[Emo|Magic: The Gathering]]'' or similar, or elf porn, will get you banned. Srsly.

*'''[[lego|/toy/]]''' - A nice playpen for the [[Retards|young at heart]]. Talk about [[Plastic crap|toys and figurines]] with other [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] dumb fucks like [[Jin Saotome]].

*'''[[Into the trash it goes|/trash/]]''' - A secret hidden board where threads /co/ or /v/ doesn't want to deal with are dumped, as well as a place to discuss anything that isn't allowed on the other boards. Miraculously, despite housing nothing but [[yiff|furry porn]], it is the only board with actual manners and decent people, though again, [[furfag|that's not saying much]].

*'''[[real world|/trv/]]''' - Travel. As in [[LOL WUT|outside of mom's basement]]. One of the quieter boards on 4chan, obviously. People who do travel most likely wouldn't even go on 4chan in the first place, but sometimes, tourist post vacation pics in which, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit about.

*'''[[tv|/tv/]]''' - Obligatory television/movie board. Once was populated by [[Hipster|pretentious hipsters]] who went out of their way to find (and never watch) the most obscure arthouse films from Taiwan or whatever. Is now full of hordes of unwashed [[Memefag|memefags]] who pretend to talk about the latest [[Disney|Marvel]] dumpster fire whenever they're not obsessing over [[Big Black Cock|black cocks]] or [[Foot fetish|celebrity feet]].

*'''[[yuri|/u/]]''' - Board for fat men pretending to be women and 13 year old girls looking to discuss the latest chapter of their favorite worksafe [[lesbian|cutesy romance]] manga. Home of stolen pixiv artwork that these faggots are too lazy to credit (which simply requires using their fat fingers to press ctrl and v to actually credit the original faggot who made artwork for other faggots to choke the one-eyed snake to).

*'''[[v/|/v/]]''' - /b/ with [[video games|vidya gaems]]. Populated by [[trolls]], former [[GameFAQs]] users, former /b/tards, console [[fanboys]], and people who masturbate to depictions of [[Pedophile|underage video game characters]]. It's a common misconception that /v/ has no mods. This is false; /v/ has mods, they're just a bunch of [[Too lazy|lazy]] niggers. In a rare display of self-awareness, they refer to themselves as /v/irgins.

*'''[[faggot|/vg/]]''' - [[gay|GENERAL TOPICZ ON VIDEO GAESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111]]

*'''[[retro|/vr/]]''' - [[lie|Because the /v/ and /vg/ boards weren't enough]], moot had the [[retarded|brilliant]] idea to add a [[Stale|Retro]] Gaming board. They haven't decided on a name for themselves yet, but no doubt they'll come up with something [[awesome]] like /vr/etards. Actually they're known as VR Troopers, and this board was needed to stem the tide of massive butthurt (that usually stems from someone having a sense of humor) and dramafagging. So far it's been more mellow than other boards, although faggotry still leaks in, such as furious debates over the shadow of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger. Easiest way to piss them off is to mention [[Mario|Kaizo]] or [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]].

*'''[[Vp|/vp/]]''' - LOLPOKEMANZ!!1!1 [[moot]] created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of "Pokemon General" threads on /v/. <s>Frequent users of this board like to refer to themselves as /tr/ainers in attempts to further distance themselves from /v/.</s> Nowadays, these [[Faggot|fine folks]] prefer to call themselves [[Retards|"/vp/oreons"]], omitting the "a" of the name of a Pokémon they are [[Fap|all too familiar with]]. People who regularly visit /vp/ include underage b&, [[aspie]] adults, butthurt [[Digimon]] fans, and [[Gardevoir|closeted]] [[Lopunny|furries]]. JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG; THIS IS A [[faggot|WORKSAFE BOARD]] GUISE!

*'''[[Call of Duty|/vm/]]''' - No amount of boards seem to be enough to contain the sheer amount of [[vidya]] faggotry, and so /vm/, /vmg/, /vrpg/ and /vst/ were bolted onto the website sometime [[last Thursday]]. /vm/ is the dedicated [[Orgy|multiplayer]] games board. It's basically /v/ but you're only allowed to talk about [[Team Fortress 2]], [[World of Warcraft|MMORPGs]] and [[Street Fighter 2|shitty fighting games nobody cares about]].

*'''[[Genshin Impact|/vmg/]]''' - [[Geometry Dash|Mobile games]]. A mostly dead board occasionally visited only by [[poor]] [[Brazil|third worlders]] whenever they manage to obtain a stable internet connection.

*'''[[Final Fantasy|/vrpg/]]''' - RPG games. A place for sexless neckbeards to talk about boring decades-old [[RPG Maker]] games and have their daily [[Fallout|Fallout 3 vs. Fallout: New Vegas]] slapfight. Also ZOMG [[Skyrim|SKYRIM]]!!!1

*'''[[Zerg Rush|/vst/]]''' - Strategy games. Yet another /v/ reskin with not much going for it. Only notable for containing substantially more [[butthurt]] than the others, with users constantly complaining about the latest installments to their favorite franchises. The possibility of simply ''not buying'' the shovelware [[Dumbass|continues to elude them]].

*'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|/vip/]]''' - Hiro's latest attempt at boosting 4chan Pass sales. Only Pass users may post on this board. Completely pointless as there is nothing to talk about (other than their "oldfag" [[e-peen]] with the ''since4pass'' flair) and nobody even attempts to troll, lest they lose their [[Something Awful|10bux]]. As a result it's absolutely dead.

*'''[[Permavirgin|/vt/]]''' - [[Virtual Youtubers]]. A place for romantically-challenged losers to [[Masturbate|discuss]] the latest antics of their favorite Japanese woman with an animu avatar. Surprisingly lulzy, as the userbase is incredibly pathetic and all imagine themselves to be in one-sided relationships with their idols. As a result they are both easy to troll and have a tendency to post [[Sick fuck|extremely depraved]] sexually-charged ramblings about the objects of their desires. Thankfully, none of them are poised to leave their mom's basement anytime soon, so society at large is safe from these would-be rapists.

*'''[[Wapanese|/w/]]''' - For all your [[Engrish|wallpapers anime]]. As can be noted by merely observing that "w" comes before "wg", the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire "Japanese are 1,000x cooler than us" mentality. The only board that lacks (well, not as much "lack" as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.

*'''[[wallpaper|/wg/]]''' - Wallpapers/General. A board devoted to posting desktop wallpapers with pictures of anything ranging from cars to girls to [[drugs|random geometric designs and colorful scenery]], anything else a spoiled teenage boy or other typical basement dweller desires yet is unable to afford; likely due to his tendency to waste money on things like the latest several hundred dollars each series of displays for a multiple monitor setup. Also includes people too stupid to check [[4scrape]].

*'''[[gif|/wsg/]]''' - "Work-safe" version of /gif/. Added after various requests by people tired of all the porn on /gif/. Functions as 4chan's dedicated video-sharing board.

*'''[[SAUCE|/wsr/]]''' - Worksafe Requests. About as useless as plain ol' /r/.

*'''[[x/|/x/]]''' - Paranormal. Another oldfag filled /b/ outlet, except with ghosts. Here, late night insomniacs gather in attempts to scare each other shitless with posts like [[creepypasta]], images including [[Photoshopped]] "paranormal activity" and schizophrenic doodles, and anecdotes by [[insane|people]] who believe they have a sixth sense or are being haunted. [[Fact]]: every other post on this board ends with [[who was phone|"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"]] or [[Then A Skeleton Popped Out|"THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!1"]]; [[shit nobody cares about|memes]] exclusive to /x/.

*'''[[EXTREME|/xs/]]''' - Extreme Sports. A place to discuss shit like [[Skateboard|skateboarding]], [[9/11|skydiving]], [[Kung Fu|martial arts]] and other stuff people cooler than [[you]] enjoy. Pretty much dead because the typical 4chan user is an overweight, short-sighted, wheezing little virgin who gets winded from just climbing up the stairs from his basement.

*'''[[yaoi|/y/]]''' - This is where girls and [[queer|guys]] masturbate to sodomy. When not doing so, they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other. One of the four realms where women exist on the internet.

===Former/Retired Boards===

*'''[[wat|/5/]]''' - A "secret" board that existed for a brief while [[last Thursday|a long time ago]] and probably involved mods posting pictures of the number 5 or something.

*'''[[Hipsters|/asp/]]''' - A boards that consists of [[fags|hipsters]] discussing [[fucking stupid|way cool]] [[boring|alternative]] sports such as skateboarding. When they're not busy blogging about their latest rock climbing trip, they're brainstorming about inventing their own [[kewlies]] sport. Despite being a board for alternative sports, the board itself is full of wrestling thread and gay fanfiction of a wrestler who got [[Buck Breaking|anally raped by a pack of Bulbasaurs in the hot sweltering summer of 92]]. They call themselves /asp/ies. The board was eventually split into /pw/ and /xs/

*'''/fk/''' - For Kidz. Was opened as a joke board, but unlike [[s4s|/s4s/]] didn't get to stay. Became password protected for a long time before being quietly snuffed sometime around 2012.

*'''/g/''' - Before there was the /g/ we all know and hate, the /g/ board of 4chan stood for Guro, i.e. [[gore]] porn. Was shut down in late 2004.

*'''/ib/ & /ip/''' - Two absolutely dead boards that were eventually combined into the ever-so-slightly less dead /i/.

*'''/l/''' - [[Lolicon]]. Despite [[newfag|newfags]] denying its existence, and [[moot]] himself trying to make everyone forget about it, for a while 4chan had a dedicated loli board. The board went through expected turbulence, up to and including being deleted for a while, before being finally shut down completely in late 2004. Moved to not4chan.org by moot afterwards (don't bother clicking that, you sick fuck. not4chan itself has been dead for years).

*'''[[n|/new/]]''' - <s>'''N'''iggers & J'''ew'''s.</s> [[killdozer|Bulldozed]] along with /r9k/. Resurrected as [[pol/|/pol/]]

*'''[[q/|/q/]]''' - 4chan Discussion, added by moot as a place for butthurt faggots to cry about how shit and cancer filled the internet anus has become. Was unceremoniously closed when the whining reached uncontrollable levels.

*'''[[qa/|/qa/]]''' - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiro]] officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home. Was eventually locked and purged after an /lgbt/ raid. This event is commonly known by the /qa/ immigrants as The Great Soyset.

*'''[[rapidshit|/rs/]]''' - Rapidshares. Aggregated all filesharing links posted anywhere on 4chan, providing easy access for those who are hellbent on infecting their PC with malware. Effectively replaced the [[dead|now-defunct]] rapidsearch.yi.org, which was run by [[Food|Popcorn]] [[Mexico|Mariachi]].

*'''[[Random_Page|/yg/]]''' - <s>[http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html Yogurt?]</s> What the shit? Gone, apparently.

*'''[[z/|/z/]]''' - An oldfag board far more cancerous than even present-day /b/, if you can even fathom such a concept. The board was constantly trolled by randomly chosen mods who liked to [[rape|decorate]] it with [[YTMND|animated GIF backgrounds and looped music]]. Users given a "/z/ ban" would not be able to access any other board but this one. After its removal, attempting to view it will only allow you to see the [[penis|lovely]] placeholder page that <s>has since taken its place</s> was also removed during a general site cleanup after moot left (for those curious, it was [[beecock]]).

*'''World4ch''' - For the longest time 4chan had integrated Japanese-style textboards tucked away in a shitty subbasement. They were absolutely dead and had a propensity to crap out and crash every other Tuesday. Most users were only made aware of them through links beneath the titles of several regular imageboards. The only one of note was /vip/ (no relation), which housed half a dozen mouthbreathers who insisted on constantly reposting the same ancient [[2ch]] memes from 2005.

==A Typical 4chan user==

<center>[[File:Ultimate Banhammer.jpg]]</center>

==4chan Moderators==
[[Image:Mod furries.png|thumb|Evidence that 4chan mods are furries. (note: bottom)]]

[[Image:team4chanotakon2005.jpg|200px|thumb|center|Team 4chan at Otakon 2005]]

All of 4chan's moderators were moot's friends from Something Awful or people who have lurked in #janiteam and #team4chan on Rizon until they turned into snail-people. You really do not want to be one.

===Former Mods===
[[Image:Moot.jpg|thumb|4chan's moot shortly after gaining his diploma in Mexican Vice Studies.]]

*[[W. T. Snacks]] was famous for banning many newfags on /b/ in an effort to make /b/ good. That made him [[cool]]. Moot got jealous of his e-fame and stripped him of his rank. He's less involved in the chan scene now, although he occasionally posts on /mu/ and /r9k/ with a tripcode. He also runs a radio show, "Midnight Snacks." His tripcode is TcT.PTG1.2 and he can be found in #4chan.
*MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as Mrs.Pooky!
*Anonymous-San - Quit due to stress, also due to him attempting to get it on with some 4chan girl (more info welcome).
*Shut
*Censored Vagina - Permabanned Something Awful pedophile. Talks about child genitals a lot.
*hova
*JDigital
*FrankStallone - Also known as dr.wiii. A huge Macfag and Nintendo DS gamer. Has a hard on for Churuya-san. He quit the internet (retired from modship) as of 12/1/2010.
*Shii - Wrote an earlier version of the textboards and ran them until he caused drama with moot.
*Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on [[Moot]] long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a [[slut]]. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].
*[[DocEvil]] - Started out a Janitor on /tv/ eventaully became a mod and over the summer became a /b/ mod. <s>Mod removed after his friend got on his account and started baleeting shit.</s> He is back
*InspRedwood- A notorious mod best known for shitting up /a/, started out as a janitor on /co/ back in 2013 and became reviled for his/her constant heavy policing of threads, after the GamerGate incident was promoted to a mod and has since crusaded across 4chan as a ban happy SJW lunatic. Commonly seen circlejerking and stirring up drama on the IRC.

===Current Mods/Mod Sympathizers===

[[Image:Janiteam.gif|thumb|alt=4chan's "#janiteam" channel on Rizon|Janitor channel. Some of these motherfuckers are literally mods now]]

*ALTERNATIVE - Joining as 4chan's lead coder/scripter back in 2004, notable for asking moot to create /tg/, therefore a [[Fat|hugely]] socially inept beardo. Also goes by the [[IRC]] nicks "Dave" and "buttly". Has a yellow wife (a la [[Something Awful|Kyanka]]) who is shamefully ugly, as evinced by the fact that she had to settle for a 4chan dork instead of a more sukksessufuru Amelican. His likes include [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|outdated computer equipment, having theory-of-mind problems, and ancient shitty games.]] Has since become one of the sites three Admins with moots departure

[[File:Troid.png|200px|thumb|Troid in all his beta glory.]]

*Dongfix, aka Enumeric. Another shitty gamer. Owns Imgbear.com and writes scripts for janitors and mods to be hosted there. Information showing proving as such was first possibly leaked '''{{archive|rlFJZ|here}}'''. Feel free to read that thread and take a look at the [[4chan#External_links|external links.]]
*Sporks - Real name: Dan Levin is best known for wearing the yotsuba TF2 mask at Otakon.
*Zanok
[[Image:Invisibro_is_embarassing.jpg|122px|thumb|left|At left, Invisibro works on making whiteness even more humiliating.]]
*Zephro
*pixel - Startlingly dumb /b/ tripfag whose only claim to fame is the GET they mention in their vhost. May have been known as "maggot"/"kyat" at one point and is an actual "woman" insofar as it possesses a vagina-like aperture.
*MrVacBob - Succeeded Shii in writing and administrating the textboards. Enjoys programming and anime. AKA "Alexander Strange".
*I_AM_ABIB - Retro [[gamer|gaymer]] dork and anime pedo. Formerly a mere janitor, ABIB and a number of other second bananas were promoted to moderator in late '09 and began taking out their long-stifled aggressions on the boards. Rivals ALTERNATIVE in terms of burbling autistic hostility.
*Jay Irwin / Invisibro / gingermod / swaglord - Balding, [[Chris_Benoit|roid-raging]] ginger, also an [s4s] mod that sometimes posts in papyruse and comic sans.
*Concord- Retarded /b/ Mod who on accident posted with his name in his capcode instead of Anonymous ## MOD
*Troid- Real name Zack, resident tumblrina, redditor and mangina, usually found shitting up /a/ and cache banning any images from the site that end up exposing him. Was originally assigned in maintaining the 4chan archives but later had his archive privileges removed after going on a mass deletion spree whilst trying to cover up information about himself that was stored within the archives, despite such he retained his mod rights.
[[File:Gurupartap_S._Davis.jpg|thumb|left|122px|RapeApe is a left-over stock character from the Great [[Habbo Hotel]] Raids.]]
*RapeApe - A patron saint of [[pol|/pol/]], presumably the guy who sticked a video celebrating trumps victory on there. Known to be a [[QAnon|Qboomer]]/fan of [[Tucker Carlson]] or some shit, his endorsement of /pol/ shenanigans has caused '''{{archive|vRaze|extreme butthurt from the mainstream media}}''', claiming that 4chan is now a NATZEEE SITE!!!!!!!!1111ONE Cannot be entirely trusted, as he was one of the faggots known to delete [[GamerGate]] threads on /v/ back in 2014.
The login page for admin is [server name].4chan.org/[board name]/admin.php. The page for /b/ can be found '''{{archive|283lp|here}}'''

==UnderageB&==
[[Image:Cancerkids.jpg|thumb|Underage B&s are the cancer that is killing [[b|/b/]].]]
[[In before|Before]] [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to [[gore]]. [[b|/b/]] used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even [[lurk]]. Even when [[Shitting Dick Nipples|less horrifying memes]] became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a [[Divide by zero|bad idea]] to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a [[shit]].

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These [[fag|faggots]] found out about 4chan through researching the black person on [[Habbo Hotel]]. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new [[eBaum's World]], with [[fail|funny]] parodies/2edgy4me jokes on [[IRL|real world]] events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS, and a place to get free [[pr0n]] without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods [[BRING BACK SNACKS|grew some balls]] and started overly enforcing the [[ban hammer]], but we all know [[coward|that will never happen]] since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

== Sticky, the 4chan Posting Guide ==

[[Image:Sticky.jpg|thumb|Meet Sticky! He's your guide to shitposting on /b/.]]

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of [[Jews]] and [[Clippit]] that [[moot]] [[Bullshit|worked really, really hard on]] for [[at least 100]] sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with [[trolling]], he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or [[rape]] you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like [[THE BEST]] and [[So Cash]]. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

==4chan goes 2.0==

{|
| Before redesign: [[File:4chan_2005_Screenshot.jpg|center|300px]]
| After redesign: [[Image:4chan_2.0.gif|center|300px]]
|}

===The Day 4chan Died===
<pre>
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.

I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,

Oh, and while the FBI were looking down,
Pedobear stole his horny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
The CP was returned.
And while pedobear read a book of loli,
The anon waited in the park,
And we sang the Bel Air theme in the dark
The day 4chan died.

No-one knew what the new hompepage meant,
The anons lurked in their mothers basement,
Eight hours old and failing fast.
It landed with web 2.0 on it's ass.
The /b/tards tried for a bangbros pass,
With slowpoke on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Bel Air was sweet perfume
While the /b/tards played a marching tune.
We all got up to the pool,
Oh, and we made habbo look like fools!
`cause the afros tried to block the way;
The pool was closed, due to aids.
Do you recall who was r34'd
The day the 4chan died?

We started singing,
bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
</pre>

===The Future (old copypasta)===
<pre>
The change to the front page of 4chan may not appear
to have any significant effects as far as practicality goes.
But, I believe that it foreshadows much darker times to come.
For those who have their eyes open, you realize that almost
the whole world has been taken control of by a very corrupt and ruthless group of people.

This occurred through incremental methods, making small,
seemingly meaningless changes until so many changes had been made to society,
everything was different without anyone noticing. I believe that is what is
happening with 4chan. Mootle is making seemingly trivial changes to 4chan at
a slow pace, which will ultimately lead to our deepest fears: 4chan as an account-based
paysite with official merchandise, big corporate sponsorship, fake, contrived aesthetics,14
and perhaps even an official account of the history of 4chan which differs from reality.
Age verification will take place to visit any 18+ boards. All posts will be recorded.
GETS will be staged for real.

I've been here for over two years. I still feel like a "newfag"
(which is a word mostly used by newfags, ironically) but lately I realize
I've been here longer than 90% of 4chan users. Anyone who has been around
as long as I have can see that the real issue isn't the quality of posted
content, it's the changes that have been made to 4chan itself, the same way
things happen with any big corporation.

tl;dr, kill yourselves now
</pre>

== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==2008==
===Gaiachan===
On February 12, 2008 [[Fag|Moot]] posted his [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#95 fucking will] (tl;dr) on the news page basically talking about imminent changes on 4chan (new trial boards, more janitors, how much he loves the site and [[TLDR|much more]]).

===02/19/2008 - The Trial boards and the death of Old /n/ - News===

[[Image:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|thumb|The thread that killed /n/.]]

On February 19, 2008, Moot added 9 new "trial" boards:
'''/fa/''' ([[Pro-Ana|Fashion]]), '''/fit/''' ([[Ghey|Health & Fitness]]), '''/hc/''' ([[Ripper|Hardcore]]), '''/jp/''' ([[Lolicon|Japan/]][[Touhou|General]]), '''/n/''' ([[Mantrain|Transportation]], replacing News), '''/r9k/''' ([[R9k|ROBOT9000]]), '''/sp/''' ([[Sport|Sports]]), '''/toy/''' ([[Dildo|Toys]]) and '''/trv/''' (Travel), while at the same time killing the commie-phobic '''[[pol/|/n/]]'''.

[[Image:Wikipedia loves 4chan.jpg|thumb|Wiki <3's 4chan!]]

===The Occupation of /n/===
During a battle with the site's upstream provider, the "/n/-transportation" board (which m♡♡t moderates) was forced off topic. The declarative post (to begin the occupation) was made on Monday, the 11th of April, 2008 at 7:13 pm with the text "Hello, I'm David Bowie." This was a blatant reference to the Adult Swim show the "Venture Brothers", and within the hour there were multiple threads about [[Barack Obama]], the [[Beijing Olympics]], [[abortion]] and the [[Texas Polygamist Raid]]. It was more than obvious that the anoraks had been invaded and their board occupied in order to be converted back to "/n/-news", yet, in the early hours of the morning, the "admins" reset the posts to remove anything not related to transport.

==2010==
===4chan on Jeopardy===
On February 23rd 2010, '''{{ytlink|fNaUiAVT0Ls|a clue was featured on Jeopardy in a category entitled 'Internet' containing a reference to 4chan.org}}''':
[[Image:4chanJeopardy_.png|frame|center|What is [[CP]]?]]

===4chan and the End of Days===
On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for [[trolls|April fools]], took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like [[Anontalk|Anontalk]] to CP. Thx [[faggot|Moot]], good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of [[Boxxy|Boxxy]] in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to [[loli|lol i]] [[troll|trol]] [[you|u]], resulting in much
bawwing and [[rage]]. Joke's on [[moot]], though, as any [[faggot]] knows that [[fail| you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st]]. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.

===Birthday===
Due to the fact that the typical 4chan lurker [[lie| is not a wanna be moderator]], on the seventh birthday ( [[9/11| 10/1/03]] ) Moot opened up a [[aim|meebo]] account only to have it overflowed within minutes. Moot redeemed his butt hurt fans by opening up an irc.

===Operation Overlord===
{{main|Operation Overlord}}

On the 14th of November 2010, 4chan was invaded by [[tumblr]]. Reactions such as "NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO." erupted from now bonerless /b/tards everywhere.

Oh, lol, actually, tumblr failed and only DDoS'd the front page.

===PUDDI PUDDI===
{{main|Giga Pudding}}
On the 1st of December 2010 [[moot|some fucking hoebag]] embedded '''{{ytlink|B10BxYZqa1Q|this video}}''' at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, <s>prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and [[Pain series|crushing your testicles]] with your bare hands.</s> How hard is it to use AdBlock?

==2011==
===4/22/11 = THE END IS NEAR===

[[Image:4chan_without_adult_ads.png|200px|thumb|[[Shit no one cares about|OMG THE END IS NEAR]]]]

<s>On all NSFW pages of 4chan, the ads have gone. Possibly, due to the content of nature of the NSFW boards, essentially [[B|/b/]], the Advertising company ditched [[moot]] and left him for dead ad-less and thus loosing money. Hopefully, 4chan won't end up like the old [[ED]]...</s>

All NSFW pages now have ads again.

===5/1/11 [[America|AMERICA FUCK YEAH!]]===
As news came out regarding the death of [[Bin Laden]], moot decided to embed '''{{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|AMERICA FUCK YEAH}}''' into the /b/ board. this of course became old within minutes and /b/tards started banging their heads into their keyboards in an attempt to break their ears so they didn't have to hear it anymore.

===10/23/11 [[moot]] resurrects boards===
[[moot]] resurrects /r9k/, /new/ (now /pol/), and /hc/, and creates /diy/.

===The Siege===
4chan was DDoS'd on and off between 11/14/11 and 11/17/11. No word yet on the culprit, everything from [[tumblr]] (highly likely) to lulzsec (unlikely) has been put forward.

==2012==
===New Old /b/===
It was Valentine's Day 2012. Considering moot likes penis, he had nobody to stick it into. Bored out of his mind, he had the bright idea to perhaps start managing 4chan again. For once, he listened to Anon, because he actually allowed the pathetic virgins that inhabit to talk to their god and give Him suggestions. For a brief moment, OC flowed like fresh blood through a rotting corpse. Post ending in XXX <s>has been restored</s> is still gone :(, ponies and Chloe threads paused, and Moot said he would be adding up to 15 new boards, including a [[mlp/|a brony board]]. Could this be the Second Re/b/oot? For a while, it seemed like it wouldn't, but then moot did the unthinkable: He restored forced Anon but proceeded to give every poster 24-hour ID's, so [[Wat|posters are anonymous while not actually anonymous]]. /b/ finally returned to form: Cancer, shitposts and reposts have all but died. OC flowed through the land once again. But moot will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Update: It went to hell quickly, cancer became terminal on /b/ once more, and moot ended up removing IDs in September [[2013|the next year]].

==2013==
2013 was the 10th year of 4chan, and as such, many [[boring|exciting]], new changes took place.
===New Boards===
In 2013 moot added several new boards: /gd/ for the hipsters, /asp/ for the [[wrestling|alternative]] [[skateboard|sports]] fans, /vr/ for the nostalgiafigs, /lgbt/ for the LGBT users (read: all of them,) and the infamous [[s4s|<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>]] for the funposters.

===AWA Con Panel===
After a dinner with old 4chan mods, moot had the absolutely ''great'' idea of holding another 4chan panel, despite the disastrous results of the Otakon panels years before. Since he and 4chan were '''{{archive|D0Puy|banned}}''' from having another panel at Otakon, Atlanta's AWA con was the nexyt best place to ruin. And so it was. Several days before the actual tenth anniversary, the panel was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0&t=3m25s streamed live on YT]. Users from boards such as /b/, /s4s/ and others crowded into [[synchtube]]-clone site rooms to watch the panel, resulting in shitposting across all boards as well as in the chats of said stream sites. The panel itself was incredibly boring and the only highlight was W.T. Snacks shouting an old classic, "why does your website suck," at moot after snatching the microphone from someone else who was probably just going to shout a catchphrase himself anyway.

For half an hour before the panel, all text on 4chan '''was turned bold.'''

===Deletion of /q/===
[[q/|/q/]] was deleted, and replaced with a hardly-used suggestion box.

==2014==
2014 was a year with much lulz for 4chan but it will go into history as it's fatal year. It was the year in which the 3 main happenings (Independance Day Tumblr Raid, The Fappening and Gamergate) triggered the downfall of 4chan and m00t finally gave in to the SJWs and became a traitor to his own chan.

===April Fools' 2014===
For April 1 2014, 4chan added a new site-wide notice explaining the change in the CAPTCHA system to the Japanese spelling of [[Touhou|CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]] for the sake of improving the education of the userbase. The notice ends with the equally [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] ''ゆっくりしていってね！！'', which is another equally terrible jap reference.

===Aussie Events===
Sometime in April 4chan was hacked by someone and all their faggot janitors got doxed. This resulted in mass confusion and celebratory champagne.

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===Independence Day Tumblr Raid===
{{main|Independence Day Invasion}}

===The Fappening===
{{main|The Fappening}}

===Gamergate===
{{main|GamerGate}}

===4chan is kill===
{{Main|M00t's GamerGate Sellout}}
Rumors have it that shortly after the [[Independence Day Invasion]], Moot was contacted by a mysterious individual whom claimed a girl had committed [[suicide]] over said raid, Moot, being the dickless faggot he is, complied with this individual's every demand in fear of getting v& IRL, most notably, it included giving all oldfag mods the finger and replacing them with new mods straight from [[tumblr]] who happily throw out permabans to users who post threads about [[Zoe Quinn]], [[gamergate]], and those who dare criticize [[feminism]].

[[some argue|Many believe]] 4chan has turned into an SJW infested shithole with no freedom of speech and therefore starting with the great 4chan exodus many anons started to migrate to their new home 8chan, where freedom of speech and privacy is taken seriously. It is assumed that m00t started to behave like a cuck because he did not want negative media attention for his new project canvas but he failed to reaize that his canvas project never had any chance. It is also believed that m00t gave in to the SJW becase he wanted to sell 4chan and therefore he had to mak the page appear as civillized as possible. Especially 2014 was a year with much drama involving the independance day raid, the fappening and the gamergate scandal which turned a lot of negative attention to 4chan.

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== 2015 ==
=== January 2015 - Final sellout and le cuck est mort ===

[[Image:17th century 4chan.jpg|thumb|right|An 18th century representation of 4chan.]]

On 2015-01-17 a new requirement paper for 4chan janitors was leaked to 8chan's Hotwheels by an enraged 4chan Janitor and confirmed what many anons already assumed after the exodus. 4chan now officialy wanted his janitors to provide identification documents, a photograph that would be uploaded on a server so everybody can steal it and sign a legally binding contract in order to be fucking unpaid and voluntary janitors. Yes you read it right. m00t has now confirmed a second time that he is a SJW cuck who gives a shit about freedom and his shithole of imageboard is definetely dead. After he heard about the leak he pretended he wanted to post it anyway and made a posting on the official 4chan blog about it but secretly he was mad that he got exposed once again for the faggot he is.

After the dust settled a bit over the weekend (as it was anyway clear since September that m00t is a SJW sellout bitch) m00t announced on 2015-01-22 that he will retire from his postition as 4chan admin.
It was now clear that Hotwheels was the new emperor in the land of imageboards and the indulgent emperor he was, he even participated in m00ts farewell party that was organized on 8chan under the name of #jesuismoot and on the 8chan board /jesuismoot/ (just like the je suis charlie news that were prominent at that time). Hotwheels was not mad about m00t and remembered the good old days when he was on 4chan in his childhood and thanked m00t for the good time like a true indulgent emperor to a little brat.

However 8chans userbase did not share the good sentiments of their leader and decided to ridicule m00t on various image macros and thread postings. A phrase that was often used at that time was "le cuck est mort" a deviation of the French "le cock est mort" meaning the rooster is dead from the famous french song "le cock est mort". Another phrase that was used was "le roi est mort - vive le roi" implying that Hotwheels was now the unquestionned emperor of the imageboard-o-sphere. Also a funny fact is that Hotwheels was actually sleeping when m00t announced this because he lives in the Philippines and they have a time shift compared to America and so he was very surprised and one of the later ones who learned about m00ts retirement.

However, 4chan was now officially dead after about 11 years and 8chan also felt another influx of 4chan newfags who were in denial about the happenings of the last months but apparently noticed that they are now beeing ruled by SJW mods who started flooding their chan.

=== September 2015 - The End Two - Electric Boogaloo ===
On 9-21-15 the final death knell rang for 4chan's passing when m00t announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura (former owner and admin of [[2ch]]) would be taking his place as new head moderator and owner. 
Nishimura has a reputation for being a massive faggot who was even [[loser|unable to pay his server bills]] and violated Japanese privacy laws. After Jim took over 2ch, Nishimura was allowed to keep his admin position but in the end Jim had to fire him anyway because he was caught [https://anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/ selling user data for jew goldz and letting political parties pay him for the right to shill on the website]. Nishimura then got [[butthurt]] that he was kicked and started [[DDoS]]-ing 2ch in revenge. After this action the whole 2ch userbase hated him even more than before and he even today still has persona-non-grata status all over 2ch.

He also allegedly had ties to the japanese government and [[NSA|american 3-letter organizations]]. 
m00t has fucked off since January to become a redditcuck.

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==Fanfic==
<big>'''A reading from Genesis'''</big> 

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In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lo, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created [[Bridget]];
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MySQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
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==Trump's effect on 4chan==

[[File:Trump Election Feels.png|center|700px]]

==Mobile Browser Support==
4chan makes a big deal out of the fact it supports mobile browsers. It even goes so far as to provide neat columns of images to fap to as you plan your next epic troll.

However, don't bother trying to post if you're one of the 300 million people who use Opera Mini. Or one of the [[over 9000]] people who use Opera's Main competitor, UC Browser. In their fight against trolls, spammers, rabid bronies, and Lucifer himself, 4chan bans anything vaguely resembling a proxy. Opera Mini passes all data through Opera servers, and these are treated as satanic proxies. Some might question why 4chan doesn't simply read the real IP address from Opera Mini's header data '''like any properly designed website should.''' The answer to that question will be someday discovered on [[b/|/b/]]. Or perhaps [[v/|/v/]]. Or,even [[no|possibly]], [[q/|/q/]].

==Hacking again - 4/14/24==
On April 14th, 4chan was hacked by a soyteen who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board.

==Gallery==
{{cg||failgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Browse4chan.png|Proceed with caution.
File:The new rules of 4chan.png|Don't let the lies on the rules page fool you: these are the actual rules that 4chan enforces.
Image:4channormalpeople.png|Full of normal people.
Image:4chan-motivational.jpg|You've been warned.
File:SEMENDEMONRETURNS.png
File:Monkey Vs $chan Banana.gif|Your reaction to a banana thread
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File:4Chan2005vs2016.jpg|then and now
File:Kill_the_4chan.jpg|'tis simple, really
File:4chan's role on the internet.jpg|<s>Her dick was ten times bigger and more painful to contain than his</s> They're both girls, dumbass
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|No freedom of speech in the queen's domain
File:Faggots234.jpg|4Chan IRL
File:4chan house.jpg|4chan House
File:Finger4chan.jpg
File:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
File:Corpsefuck.jpg
File:Livegrenade.jpg
File:4Chan Dick Visited.png
File:Typical 4chan user face.jpg|what the typical 4chan user looks like
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File:Dollfucker.png
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File:4Chan Media Destruction.jpg
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File:Actsofkindness.png
File:4changhostpuncher.png
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File:Memesofb.jpg|[[Memes]], lol
File:4chIveGivenuponreality.png
File:4chanbrovswomen.jpg
File:The-last-shooper.jpg|The last shooper
File:B hates ed.jpg|ED made newfags
File:88truthsoflife.jpg
File:Mootbuck.jpg
File:4chan-scene.jpg|Is this funny? I don't know (edit) No, it's not.
File:4chan 2.0.gif|Their faggoty new front page
File:4ChanVTECWRYYY.GIF|A gay little drawing
File:4chanHelpGuide.jpg|Knowing this will make you very [[l33t]] on 4chan.
File:4chan-government.jpg|TL;DR
File:4chanBrawl.png|4chan Brawl.
File:4chan-warning.jpg|Warning
File:4chan-Sage.jpg|[[Sage]]
File:4chan_-_Smash_face_on_keyboard_then_post_results.jpg
File:Samefag.png
File:SEMENDEMON.jpg
File:Semendemen.png
File:4chan-motivation.jpg|Ass 'n Titties
File:4chan-guide.jpg|A guide to all the boards.
File:to-the-point.Jpg|4chan gets straight to the point.
File:4chan-camwhore-guide.png|Camwhore guide
File:B summary.jpg|/b/
File:Downloadhentai.jpg|This is what 4chan is for.
File:4chandown.JPG|'''{{archive|SRHTE|mirror}}'''
File:4chan_shit.jpg
File:Bosch's4chan.jpg|Oh God...
File:Kill4u.jpg|An example of the high-brow users that frequent 4chan.
File:4chanMacro.jpg
File:Phail btard.jpg|Typical chan fag.
File:PartyVan.jpg
File:4chanchildren.PNG
File:4chanban.JPG|BAWWWWWWW!
File:Nodude.jpg
File:4chan demotivator.jpg|Another [[demotivator]]
File:Nigger thread.jpg|[[Demotivator]] from early [[R9gay|/r9k/]].
File:4chanmap.jpg|Your basic map of 4chan.
File:Holy council of 4chan.jpg
File:Banned2.png|Some have proven it IS possible to get banned from 4chan.
File:Bman.png|Typical 4channer.
File:Chemistslab.jpg
File:Choose1item.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Peter_pan.jpg|[[What]].
File:Pinklolibrokeinternets.jpg|4chan + pink elephants = WIN!
File:Churchsign.jpg|Now I lay me down to sleep.
File:Googling_4chan.jpg|[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0 Someones grandma is getting 4chan banned from the internet, one thread at a time.]
File:Mysql.png|Yotsuba causes most of 4chans server troubles.
File:Sinistar22.JPG|Beware, I live!
File:4chancookie.jpg|Typical 4chan cookie message
File:Newfags_are_killing_b.jpg|[[OMG|Oh my shitty fucking]] [[God]], go [[an hero|kill yourselves]].
File:4changoogle.jpg|4chan according to [[Google]].
File:Australia Tourist Trap.jpg
File:Hansen-pedo.gif|A pedo-bait .gif posted on 4chan.
File:4chan-pedo-thread.gif|The reaction to the previous .gif.
File:Poolesclosed.jpg|POOLE'S CLOSED
File:Memeslol.jpg|An even gayer drawing.
File:HC_sad_truth.png|The sad truth of /hc/.
File:A_CHALLENGER_APPEARS.jpg|[[A challenger appears]].
File:ONB.jpg|[[Something Awful]] explains 4chan.
File:Babyatcomputer.jpg|Your average 4chan user.
File:4chan tech support.png|4chan's tech support.
File:Getacompliment.png|Reporting spam in /[[g]]/ moves you up in life.
File:Fagatron.jpg|touch my Disko /b/al
File:4chan-venn-diagram.png|Welcome to 4chan.
File:DDoS.jpg|You are unwelcome at 4chan.
File:sadjesus.png|[[facepalm|Jesus is sad for 4chan]]
File:4chanbunny.jpg|Listen to the bunny, he knows best.
File:Queen moot.jpg|Bow before your queen
File:4chanOperator.jpg
File:4chan a thread1.png|How [[a/|/a/]] reacts to casuals
File:Axis_of_internet_evil.jpg
File:4Chan_-_Haets_Fur_Fags.png
File:4Chan_-_Employee.png|Always a great resume addition!
File:Example_%26_4Chan_-_B.jpg
File:3_tires.png
File:GayBlowjobPhotoshop.jpg|I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
File:McDonalds_Embarrassing.png|Beta.
File:Walmart_Beta.jpg|More Beta.
File:Tour_De_Lune.png
File:Laid_Zero_Times.png|Such a lucky guy.
File:British_People.jpg
File:KoTH_I_Hate_Every_Single.png
File:I_try_to_masterbate.jpg|[[STDs|My masterbate is fire]].
File:Batman_Play.png
File:Mod_Swag.jpg|[[Mods]] are gods.
File:Mod_Zipper.png
File:Legsless_Lucy.png
File:7BONG.png
File:You_Dont_Know_Embarrassment.png
File:Best_Metal.jpg
File:Its_A_Privilege.png|[[pol|It was a privilege]].
File:Hellsing_Crosseye.jpg
File:Beta_Is_Alpha_As_Fuck.jpg|Even more Beta.
File:Time_Flies_Faggot.jpg|Time flies when you're a faggot.
File:v_goes_crazy.jpg|/v/ shows off how lonely they are.
File:Crocery_Store.jpg
File:Microwave_Pizza.jpg|Remember: The only people who buy microwaveable pizza are the ones who will most likely [[die alone]].
File:Dont_4chan_When_Its_Late.png
File:Rape_Yes.png|Always say [[yes]] before getting raped.
File:Rotaries_And_Straights_Troll.jpg|Typical /o/ discussion.
File:Snoop_Breaker.png|Don't EVER let /b/ [[divide by zero|successfully count to 10]].
File:Tow_Truck_Woes.png
File:Weird_Fucking_Fetishes.jpg|4chan is a great place to talk about your robot fetishes.
File:Drama!.gif
File:4chan-laser.jpg
File:4chan Better Than Sherlock.gif
File:4chan hobo fellatio.jpg
File:4chan-Racism.png
File:4chan b.png
File:4chan4eva1.png
File:4chanduringsex10.jpg
File:4chanchad.jpg
File:Comprehensiveguidetoshitposting.jpg|A comprehensive guide to shitposting.
File:Confusedanimegirls.png
File:Dubstheforbiddenone.jpg
File:UNInvestigates4chan.jpg|Investigated by UN
File:4chanduringsex8.jpg
File:Pandorasbox.jpg
File:4chanepiccreep.jpg
File:4chanstarwarscosplay.jpg
File:Geertwillrule.jpg
File:BUILDWALL.jpg
File:4chanweebfreaks.jpg
File:4chanslavroll.png
File:4chanvsreddit.png
File:Ripdandog.png
File:4chanstoryfags.png
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg
File:Realityglitchgf.jpg
File:EDCfedora.jpg
File:Finalkek.jpg
File:Gameboyfellatio.png
File:Issacnewton4chan.jpg
File:Hitlergunclean.jpg
File:BLMcumtribute.png
File:Pcserviceautiststory.png
File:Genzfag.png
File:Waifutriggered.png
File:2014vs2015.jpg
File:4Chan User Faps To Horse Shit.jpg|This user jacks off to literal horse shit.
File:The Army Is Fucking Gay.jpg|4chan user describes his erotic experiences in the United States Military
File:ED User AlGore IRL.jpg|Typical 4chan fag
File:4chanyourenotwelcomehere.jpg
File:Fedorastalker.jpg
File:Suckmydickaccidentally.png
File:Convertsecondstomicrowavetime.png
File:Madmaxfuryroadshrek.jpg
File:RussianfindsISIS.jpg
File:Youravg4chanautist.png
File:4chstopbeinga.png
File:Validrapeclaims4ch.jpg
File:Injectglowstick.jpg
File:Altoidsautist.png
File:Kidtriestohirepersonalarmy.png
File:OPGFcockcalculaton.jpg
File:Findpassedoutskankatnight.jpg
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File:Irelandbritbong.png
File:Sentmycrushapoem.png
File:Rapealiens.jpg
File:Alpharabbit4ch.png
File:Seniorinhscringe.png
File:Pepewalmart.png
File:4chan Friends Meet.jpg
File:Elementarycrignetime.png
File:4Chan Count To 100.jpg
File:Cumbrowniesk.jpg
File:Elementarycringeage.png
File:Googlechildpr0n.png
File:2 25 2008 4chan.jpg
File:Aprils Fools Day 4chan.jpg
File:April 22 2007 4Chan Creativity.jpg
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
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==See Also==
*[[Chanapocalypse]]
*[[4chan Gold Account]]
*[[4chan-verify]]
*[[chanarchive]]
*[[Fuuka]]
*[[B|/b/]] - Random board
*[[Pol/|/pol/]] - Political board
*''[[Time Magazine]]''
*[[moot]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[brb, soup]]
*[[brb, compromised]]
*[[Old /b/ Day]]
*[[The xchan effect]]
*[[rape.sh]]
*[[4scrape]]
*[[4chan bans]]
*[[Moot is Olev]]
*[[Newfag]]
*[[July 29 Merchant broadcast]]
*[[4chan/WikiWorld]] - History - '''{{archive|drD9R}}''' [https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History] '''{{archive|bOPOX#73%}}'''
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Clovergender]]

==Chatroom==
See: [[4chan/IRC]].

==External links==

[[Image:J board.jpg|300px|thumb|4chans Janitor and Moderator board only accessible by [[Moderator|those who sucked moot off hard enough]], and no, you are not invited...]]

*{{twitter|4chan|4chan's twitter}}
*{{yt|c|UCCzaqOjCxPAwyQ0X1gxZ65w|4chan Official YouTube Account}}
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History The <s>incomplete</s> more or less complete history of 4chan] — A timeline of early history to the present.
*'''{{archive|Jdf3g|4chan image mirror}}''' — Realtime mirror of the /b/ images with categorizing, tagging, and searching.
*{{wayback|http://www.nopaste.com/p/a0EWbGqdC|20080814002801|title=Instructions on how to access 4chan (works as of 08/10/2008)}}.
*{{wayback|http://pedobaer.com|20091101074900|title=Pedobear}} — The Worlds Famous Meme Created By 4chan
*[https://blog.4chan.org/ 4chanstatus The current 4chan Status] — in case 4chan is [[Fap|inaccessible]].
*'''{{archive|Qkn8J|Additional Pylons}}''' — A compilation of 4chan [[lulz]]
*'''{{archive|rJIJ4|Sign the petition to get rid of furries on 4chan.}}'''
*'''{{archive|LpZK6|Macrochan}}''' — A collection of lame 4chan image macros.
*[http://macrochan.org/index.php Macrochan] — A completely different collection of lame 4chan image macros.
*'''{{archive|6ytEu|Chanhistory}}''' — A collection of 4chan screencaps.
*[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0#ip=1 In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 508 result(s) from this page.] — 4chan banned from the Internet, one thread at a time.
*{{pastebin|jyN306Ce|Dongfix owns Imgbear: evidence}}
*'''{{archive|QfWZT|Dongfix's janitor script}}'''
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Spazmaphobia: screenshot of the sharty thread, full list of 4chan jannies and mods as of 14 April 2025

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screenshot of the sharty thread, full list of 4chan jannies and mods as of 14 April 2025

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{{spoilers|4chan has been ruined by incell redditors, [[Moot|M00t]] became a sellout and [[2016]] fucked up everthing}}
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{{achtung|[[Soyjak.party|THE SHARTY]] HACKED THE SITE}}
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[[Image:4chan userbase.png|thumb|What are you?]]
[[Image:Moot 4chanGod.jpg|right|Behold the destroyer of worlds.]]
[[Image:Alec Guiness.jpg|thumb|You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.]]
[[Image:4chan relationship.gif|thumb|Typical 4chan user.]]
[[Image:4chan conversation.png|thumb|Typical 4chan conversation.]]
[[Image:4chan_mascots.jpg|thumb|If you don't know who any of these things are, you need to [[Lurk Moar|LURK MOAR]].]]
[[Image:Mycatdied.JPG|thumb|[[b/|/b/]] always offers good advice.]]
[[Image:Official 4chan troll seal.gif|thumb|Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|This will happen to [[you]].]]

'''4chan''' is and always has been many things to many people. To [[Faux News]], 4chan is a hazardous "Leftist [[Internet Hate Machine]]" filled with [[Terrorism|domestic terrorists]], to CNN, it is a person and a [[hacker]] responsible for leaking newdz and installing [[The Donald|Blumpf]] into power. To others, it is that site full of [[weeaboo]]s, [[incel]]s, [[troll]]s, [[racist]]s, [[children]], and [[pedophile]]s that churns out many of the Internet's most popular [[AIDS|viral content]].

At its core, 4chan is an [[anonymous]] [[animu|Japanimation]]-themed collection of [[porn|image]] [[imageboard|boards]] based on the popular Japanese site [[Futaba Channel]]. 4chan is proof positive that the [[United States]] should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of [[Japan]] off the face of the Earth. The site is home to a wide assortment of degenerate losers, all of whom have at least some variant of [[nerds|social anxiety]] [[The xchan effect|disorder]]. So, not surprisingly, most of the [[nsfw]] imageboards consist of [[hentai]] and [[Pain series|shock images]]. And at the heart of 4chan is [[B|/b/]].

{{quote|<@Moot> Reggin 4chan.net brace for faggotry|[[moot]] on registering 4chan. At least he was right about the faggotry.}}

A few popular Internet "[[meme]]s" have their roots in /b/, 4chan's largest and most notorious board. This has led to [[Anonymous]] declaring itself [[internet celebrity|"the face of the Internet"]], when it is truly more reminiscent of the [[anus]] of the [[Internets]]. 4chan is like the butt-plug of the Internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan [[DDoS|goes down]], it's like the Internet has [[tubgirl|explosive diarrhea]].

4chan got it's start from Something Awful [[moot]] a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other [[faggots]] needed a site that they could host their <s>Child Porn</s> [[Anime]]. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his [[goon]] friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.

==Imageboard Guide==
[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|The average /b/tard at work. [[DESU]] [[DESU]] [[DESU]]]]
The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, [[white people|white folk]] who believe in the superiority of everything that is [[Japan]]ese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place [[wordfilter]]s in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

[[Image:HEY DIPSHITS.png|left|thumb|HEY [[newfag|DIPSHITS]]! See this? CLICK IT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS]]

*'''[[3/|/3/]]''' - Quite possibly the slowest board on 4chan, /3/ is about [[DreamWorks|3D animation]] (also referred to as 3DCG), and where a bunch of basement-dwelling [[Virgins|hobbyists]] discuss such projects. Due to the fact that almost no one outside of the [[Pixar|film industry]] wants to waste thousands of hours learning how to use obtuse softwares, the board is pretty much a ghosttown. It is regularly being bent over and raped by various flavors of /b/tards who go there for [[faggotry]] like [[Combofag|combos]], [[doubles]], and otherwise [[GET|predicting their post number]].

*'''[[a|/a/]]''' - Animu & Mango. Basically just /v/ for [[anime]] and, as such, churns out its own memes at a similar rate. They hate anime just like /v/ hates the vidya. No longer tame by any standard, it has become a hive of ronrey [[otaku]] seeking [[PROMOTION|PROMOTIONS]] and discussing their [[Waifu|waifus]] ad infinitum.

*'''[[Rule 34|/aco/]]''' - Adult Cartoons. A board added a short while after [[moot]] skipped town and the age-long taboo against furries and non-Japanese cartoon porn was lifted. It is filled with horribly drawn [[rule 34]] of [[Disney]] characters, lifted directly from the bottommost reaches of [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[adv|/adv/]]''' - /r9k/ 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Advice was a test board that was made in attempts to deter all the [[LJ|bawww]] threads from /r9k/. Obviously the experiment had failed, but /adv/ got to hang around regardless.

*'''[[EXTREME ANIMALS|/an/]]''' - Animals and [[Bestiality|shit like that]]. These people take their hobby very seriously. You will learn things you never needed to know about [[Cat|cats]], iguanas and jumping [[Spider|spiders]]. The regulars there refer to themselves as /an/ts because they [[fail|couldn't come up with anything better]].

[[Image:Bannnff.jpg|thumb|/b/ = /b/oycock]]

*'''[[b|/b/]]''' - [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|What the fuck did you just say about me? MODS = FAGS slowpoke1.jpg rolling I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! Wincest thread shit was SO cash DESU hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/.]] If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to visit /b/. The majority of all 4chan traffic frequents this board. Illnesses and sexual deviations including but certainly not limited to [[autism]] and [[scat|coprophilia]] have been [[lie|scientifically proven]] to be symptoms of browsing /b/. Most people who regularly visit /b/ (or "/b/tards") are sociopaths altogether. [[anonymous|They]] <s>are</s> were also known for planning and executing attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently [[Julian_Assange#Mastercard_is_taken_out|Mastercard]] and [[PayPal]] in a misguided attempt to avenge [[Julian Assange]]. However, since [[moot]] and his mods are a pack of faggots, 4chan raids are no more.

*'''[[bant/|/bant/]]''' - International/Random, aka the grotesque lovechild of /b/, /int/ and /pol/. Was created sometime [[last thursday]] by [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|hiromoot]] to try and stem the tide of shitty off-topic threads on /pol/, and [[Typical|failed miserably at doing so]]. The unholy synthesis of some of 4chan's worse boards ended up creating an entirely new form of cancer, populated entirely by [[underage]] [[Memefag|meme-spouting faggots]]. Is also the current home of the beleaguered [[K-pop|k-pop]] general, after it [[Jews|managed to get kicked out of every other board on 4chan]].

*'''[[Money|/biz/]]''' - Looking for a board where [[Poor|slumdogs]] can give you advice on how to make the big bucks? Then this is for you. Created by moot when [[Bitcoin|buttcoins]] overloaded the asshole of /g/ and had to unload all the e-money begging threads here. Be wary of what the /biz/raelis tell you about how they "made it" or about random [[Cryptocurrency|cryptocoins]] you've never heard of; the place is full of pump-and-dump [[Scam|scams]].

*'''[[Kawaii|/c/]]''' - A very tame board (compared to the rest) for [[nerds]] who prefer [[anime|Japanese cartoons]] containing girls (and the term is used lightly) who look like [[Lolicon|four year olds]] with freakishly huge eyes. [[lie|One of the four realms where women could plausibly exist on the Internet.]]

*'''[[Girugamesh|/cgl/]]''' - [[Cosplay]] & [[EGL]]. Board full of tacos that partake in salsa. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. <s>A few</s> Most of those people happen to be [[Fat#BBW|quite obese]] and they get severe muffin top when they attempt to dress up as Yoko.

*'''[[ck|/ck/]]''' - Food & Cooking. A board for people who have an [[Fat|unhealthy obsession]] with all things edible. Expect weeaboos and [[ramen]].

*'''[[cm/|/cm/]]''' - A board for [[animated]] [[cute]] [[male]]s. A haven for [[gaiaonline|Gaia]]/[[livejournal|LJ]] fags and [[Rednecks|obese trailer trash]]. One of the four realms where [[sixteen year old girl|women]] exist on the internet. Also a place where [[Shotacat]] might hang out. Call them h/cm/os.

*'''[[co|/co/]]''' - Comics & Cartoons. A place where the [[Neckbeard|dregs of society]] congregate to talk about cartoons made for [[children]] and comic books made for [[manchildren]]. It's populated mostly by deeply closeted furfags that embrace racism and misogyny, to the point of reporting and removing posts calling them out. Also, they can't stop sucking their own cocks. They refer to themselves as /co/mrades.

*'''[[shitting dick nipples|/d/]]''' - /d/icks, because EVERY FUCKING CREATURE IN THERE HAS A DICK!!!1 - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] females with titanically oversized [[Boobs|tits]]. It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and [[fap]] away over the posted images. But at least they don't post furries! (Except in every single monster girl thread, which all descend into working out how "furry" a picture is and thus how faggy they are. They genuinely do not see the irony in this). These people can no longer piss in a straight line due to massive fappage.

*'''[[diy/|/diy/]]''' - Do-It-Yourself. No, not a board for posting shit tier quality webcam photos of yourself fapping. Probably the only potentially interesting board to emerge on October 23, 2011, its purpose is to encourage the large statistic of typical 4chan users that include [[g/|technophiles]], [[OCD|hoarders]], [[poor|poorfags]], and other people who spend way too much time at home to get their lazy asses away from the innanetz and actually do something productive with their time. To reduce the chance that this board will too quickly spiral into <s>fun</s> chaos, moot strictly disallowed sharing knowledge of crafting illegal items such as [[k/|weapons]] or [[420chan|drug paraphernalia]].

*'''[[almost raped|/e/]]''' - Ecchi. A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or {{wordfilter|text=PENIS|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}}es). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up. [[butthurt|Additionally, there is a 50% chance that if you post an ecchi image in a new thread, the moderators will accuse you of trying to make a request, banning you from /e/ for "this iz not /r/!!!!!1111"]]

*'''[[Flash|/f/]]''' - Flash. Somehow still hangs around despite Adobe killing Flash years ago. This board doesn't suffer from as much [[faggotry]] as some of the others due to the fact that most /b/tards have never fucking heard of it, and choose to dump their garbage onto /gif/ and /wsg/ instead. As a result, some good content has been posted on occasion, such as 8bitsharkwithwheels and flying lawnmower. Unfortunately, the rest of the content is shit already on [[Newgrounds]], reposts of flash videos that were already posted on /f/, and unfunny black person [[shoop da whoop|shoops]] of said reposts, except worse. [[Furries]] also like to troll this place by posting yiffing flash videos to piss everyone off. On Mondays, people love to post vocaloids flash videos.

*'''[[fa/|/fa/]]''' - Fashion. If you're looking for hipster faggots, /fa/ is the place to find them. This board might make sense on a site that wasn't filled with overweight wapanese assholes with no fashion sense of which to speak. But sadly, this is [[4chan]] we're talking about. Call them /fa/gs.

*'''[[fit|/fit/]]''' - <s>Health &</s> Fitness. Made out of fatasses who think posting SQUATZ in every thread is funny. Seeing as nobody on 4chan actually works out, the [[AIDS|fail]] is [[fail|doubled]]. The answer to every question is "SKWATZ N OATZ".

*[[g|'''/g/''']] - Technology. A lawless wasteland full of folk [[no life|lacking in life]] and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgeable persons reside there. In ancient days it used to be for [[guro]] images, but then 4chan went pussy. [[Some Argue|It is well known]] /g/ is filled with more sage and nerdrage than any other board. They call themselves [[virgins|"tech support for the lulz"]].

*'''[[3/|/gd/]]''' - /3/, but in 2D.

*'''[[gif|/gif/]]''' - Board for posting animated GIFs of porno clips and saying "sauce" and "rapidshit" until someone goes out, finds you porn, and delivers it to you. Seriously, are you people that fucking devoted to being such utter basement-dwellers you can't just find your own porn, you have to get /gif/ to do it for you?

*'''[[hentai|/h/]]''' - Hentai. You can almost smell the [[semen]]-stained keyboards.

*'''[[Porn|/hc/]]''' - Hardcore porn. <s>[[moot]] finally decided to let it die.</s> One of the old boards that was revived on October 23, 2011. Probably the most normal porn you will see in any single collective area of 4chan. Expect plenty of photos of [[butterface|anon's ex-girlfriends]].

*'''[[Faggot|/hm/]]''' - Handsome Men. Intended for users to post up pictures of good looking men. Unfortunately it has become a horrific offspring of /b/ and /soc/ that is usually clogged up with threads that only consist of average to fugly [[Attention_whore|guys]] begging to see if [[Desperate|people will fuck them]], pointers on how to [[Rimjob|please your man]], and stories about their [[Shotacon|first gay experiences]]. Not to mention all the sick fucks here who masturbate to anything ranging from land whales to [[lemon-party]] to [[infantilism]]. [[Fact|This board is truly a piece of shit, even by 4chan standards.]]

*'''[[pix|/hr/]]''' - High Resolution. Originally intended for [[porn|pictures]] that are unnecessarily [[XBOX HUEG]] so it would take you 36 minutes to load anything on your grandma's shitty [[dial-up]]. Nowadays the focus has shifted to the discussion of [[Celebrity|Hollywood celebrities]] and their [[Foot Fetish|feet]].

*'''[[Pol/|/his/]]''' - History & Humanities. Basically /pol/ but with dates. Populated entirely by 21-year-old [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectuals]] who get their history from [[Paradox Interactive|video games]] and [[YouTube]] videos. Enjoy the daily Holocaust denial thread.

*'''[[Oekaki|/i/]]''' - No, this is not an [[I/|invasion board]], but a board for drawing. Why [[moot]] didn't just choose a different letter for the board is anyone's guess. [[Shit no one cares about|The "i" apparently comes from the last letter in the word "oekaki", which is moonspeak for "doodle" or "scribble"]]. The board has a built in application for drawing pictures to upload and share, called [[Shii|Shi]]-[[MS Paint|Painter]]. Not a bad board, but slower than fucked fuck. Gets about a dozen or so posts per day.

*'''[[ic/|/ic/]]''' - Artwork/Critique. [[Birkhead]] and [[drawhores]] who consider themselves too [[hipster]] for [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[int/|/int/]]''' - International /b/, where trolls can [[troll]] in [[Spanish|their own retarded language]]. Otherwise, you can start a thread about just about anything, just as long as you append your shitty post with "in your country".

*'''[[Jailbait|/j/]]''' - The 4chan team's secret internal board. It's password-protected so you can't access unless you're a [[Moderator|faggot]].

*'''[[jp|/jp/]]''' - [[wapanese|Otaku]] [[basement dwellers|Culture]]. A board made for the sole purpose of moving all the [[Touhou]] and [[GAR|Type-Moon]] out of /a/, because they're actually off-topic. In other words, /jp/ is /v/, except that you need to install East Asian languages and AppLocale to run anything. Full of [[Forever Alone|ronery]] otakus buying figurines, body pillows, and other stuff "normal" people would look down on you for possessing. Please don't think that /jp/ has anything to do with Japan. The name is misleading, and, if you go there expecting to talk about [[IRL]] [[Japan]], you will be disappointed.

*'''[[k/|/k/]]''' - [[Politics|Weapons]]. Most of the denizens of this board are young Ted Kaczynski's, who believe that "the gubmint is gonna take our guns n' put us all in FEMA camps." One of the most common topics discussed on /k/ is how to kill [[Partyvan|feds]], [[niggers]], and [[Jews|ZOG]]. The other inhabitants of /k/ are mostly [[Europeans]] and weeaboo tripfags who are there solely to troll the incredibly easily trolled /k/ommandos with gun control topics.

*'''[[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]]''' - Moot's most recent attempt at going mainstream; catering to all [[fags|those]] who are [[Offended|butthurt]]. After all, why shouldn't [[You|fags]] have a [[s4s/|circlejerk board]]? The main board where most transissies complain about not being a girl or how badly they want to be a such a huge cock whore.

*'''[[Lit/|/lit/]]''' - Here is your damn [[book]] board ''moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin''

*'''[[Gundam Wing|/m/]]''' - Board for talking about [[robot|robots]]. Just robots. [[animu|Anime]] ones.

*'''[[mlp/|/mlp/]]''' - For ponyfags. Basically it's just /b/ and /co/'s [[Rape|love]]child. It was created when the mods got asshurt about too many pony posts, and posting pony shit outside /mlp/ was made into a bannable offense as per the site's rules. It is the only rule the mods bother to enforce.

*'''[[Mu/|/mu/]]''' - Your favorite band sucks. If you've forgotten, /mu/ is happy to remind you. Made exclusively for discussing trv kvlt [[Black Metal]], [[Daft Punk]], and [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. In other words, it's pretty much [[pitchfork media|pitchfork]].

*'''[[n/|/n/]]''' - /n/igga stoled mah board. A board for some gayshit about transportation (because every faggot who comes here loves [[cock|long and hard things]] like trains).

[[Image:4chan Left.jpg|thumb|You tell em]]

*'''[[Faux News|/news/]]''' - Not to be confused with [[pol/|/new/]]. A boring textboard where 50 year old [[Republican|Republicans]] hang around to share their favorite conspiracy updates from such reputable sources as ''daily-eagle.co.info''.

*'''[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|/o/]]''' - Board for [[car|cars]]. [[Noone|No one]] on this board actually owns a car. Regardless, most of the posters like Volvos, late 1980's Mustangs, [[wapanese|Japanese economy cars]], and Initial D.

*'''[[Outside|/out/]]''' - A board where [[Basement-dweller|outdoorsmen]] talk about fishing, fishing, fishing, and google pictures of scenery.

*'''[[Webcam|/p/]]''' - Photography. Full of pretentious [[hipster|hipsterfaggotry]] by weeaboos who take photographs when not [[fapping]] to [[lolicon]]. Whatever camera you use, they will claim that it sucks, unless it's a Pentax K-X.

*'''[[po|/po/]]''' Papercraft & Origami. Strong contender for the slowest board on 4chan, as it's been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami. But, hey, it's [[Japanese]] so it must be cool! The board's abbreviation is alternatively short for "poor" since it's filled with [[welfare|poorfag]] [[weeaboos]] asking for instructions on how to make substitute [[animu]] collectibles out of cardboard, and typically [[you fail it|failing miserably]] with their creations.

*'''[[Pol/|/pol/]]''' - Politics, or, /new/ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Once a place for [[Occupy Wall Street|OWS]] fags and stormfronters to gather in a circlejerk of [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual]] opinions and images of [[Hitler|historical figures]] that they vaguely believe are relevant to their posts. It [[Donald Trump|has since]] grown to become one of the biggest boards on the site, even rivaling /b/ in its sheer flood of asinine garbage. [[Ron Paul|RON PAUL 2012 GUISE!!1!11]]

*'''[[Professional Wrestling|/pw/]]''' - [[Professional Wrestling]]. Has first been split from /sp/ to create /asp/, and then finally got its own dedicated board when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|gookmoot]] realized the wrestling crapflood left no room for anyone to talk about rollerblades or whatever. As the subject matter might imply, it is full of limp-dicked little faggots who enjoy discussing their favorite TV soap opera played by [[Gay|sweaty men]] and [[MILF|skimpily-clad aging women]].

*'''[[Role-playing|/qst/]]''' - Quests. A place for [[Basement dwellers|boring fatsos]] to engage in [[LARP|make-belief fantasy adventures]] with other [[neckbeards]]. Some actually decent stuff can be found here (as long as you've resigned yourself to [[dying alone]] and enjoy this sort of collaborative [[Dungeons & Dragons]] [[shit|storytelling]]), but it is usually hidden beneath piles of uninspired trash written by illiterate monkeys.

*'''[[r|/r/]]''' - A mythical board where only few traverse. If, by some luck, you manage to find it, usually after you post a picture, in any thread (Posting pictures = Requests), you'll be no closer to finding the [[sauce|source]] of the picture, because /r/ is shit and never ever fucking works. Despite this, half of the fuckholes on 4chan will still sage [[you|your]] thread because [[butthurt|YOU NEED TO POST 10 IMAGES OR ELSE ITS A REQUEST HURRRRR]].

*'''[[r9k|/r9k/]]''' - <s>ROBOT9000</s> ROBOT9001. The main hangout of whiny [[faggots]] and [[incels]] on 4chan. Has a bot that tries (often unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts in hopes of promoting [[original content|OC]]. In practice it only encourages a [[TL;DR]] fest of whiny [[virgin|relationship]] threads and pseudo-intellectualism. When /adv/ was split from it, the original proceeded to get even worse, and it was finally removed in early 2011 (followed by weeks of random idiots swarming /b/ with [[BAWWW|"BRING BACK MY /R9K/"]] posts). It has since been revived by [[moot|mootikins]], to the dismay of the world at large. The board in its current state serves no apparent purpose other than to house boring [[Virgin with rage|virgins with rage]].

*'''[[s/|/s/]]''' - A place for preteen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to [[Porn|pr0n]]. The entire board consists of reposts of the same 500 images from the last two years. <s>Not /r/.</s>

*'''[[s4s|[s4s]]]'''- 4chan's ''dedicated'' shitposting board. In practice it's a place where moronic inbreds congregate to share anime pictures and talk like 5 year old children. The board is most notable for being one of the few places on the site where moderators still make their presence known; threads regularly get stickied and random HTML fuckery is not uncommon. The board is also a massive [[circlejerk]], spawning its own crop of mindbogglingly retarded memes and harboring a large amount of [[Namefag|namefags]].

*'''[[sci|/sci/]]''' - Science & Math. Most serious posters are [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Agnostic]] [[Atheist|Atheists]] with [[Aspergers]] and an [[IQ]] in the low 180s. Regularly flooded with religion and pseudo-science threads from /b/tards, along with requests for help with algebra homework from [[13 year old boys]]. Mods do not give two halves of a flying fuck about /sci/, and so it is heaven on Earth for people whose favorite trolling topic are [[calculus]] and [[Niggers|race science]].

[[Image:Naruto Fangirl.jpg|thumb|This is where [[camwhores]] pimp for fanboys to get their ''[[Naruto]]'' [[porn]] filled on their [[wishlist]]s. The name of this particular camwhore is [[Togi-Chan|Togi-chan]].]]

*'''[[soc/|/soc/]]''' - Social (aka Fat Camwhores and Faggots); or, part of the [[chemo|chemo that is curing /b/]]. Created very early in 2011, the board's contents are 95% cancerous bullshit transferred from [[B|/b/]] to attempt to cut down in 'Rate X', 'Post your area code' matchmaking threads, amongst other things. In other words, /soc/ is primarily the offspring of a half-dead /b/, in a shameless attempt to revive 4chan's flagship forum. Populated mostly by camwhores, (insert US province)fags, and anon. At one time, /soc/ was also a tripfag wonderland where a tripfag could become more popular than all others by continually whoring themselves however moot feared that someone might become more popular than him so he disabled trip ability. Now you may only namefag. WARNING: Nigger and Jew are now auto-ban words.

*'''[[sp|/sp/]]''' - Sports board. Good luck finding a thread that isn't USA vs. Europe, or about how BAWWston sucks cocks. 18-1.

*'''[[torrent|/t/]]''' - [[No|ZOMG TORRENT PL0X!!1!11!!1]]

*'''[[Dungeons & Dragons|/tg/]]''' - For the [[hipster|obscure]] [[nerd|4channer]] demographic that so desperately needs to evade reality, they play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than ''[[warhammer|Warhammer: 40,000]]'' and ''[[Emo|Magic: The Gathering]]'' or similar, or elf porn, will get you banned. Srsly.

*'''[[lego|/toy/]]''' - A nice playpen for the [[Retards|young at heart]]. Talk about [[Plastic crap|toys and figurines]] with other [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] dumb fucks like [[Jin Saotome]].

*'''[[Into the trash it goes|/trash/]]''' - A secret hidden board where threads /co/ or /v/ doesn't want to deal with are dumped, as well as a place to discuss anything that isn't allowed on the other boards. Miraculously, despite housing nothing but [[yiff|furry porn]], it is the only board with actual manners and decent people, though again, [[furfag|that's not saying much]].

*'''[[real world|/trv/]]''' - Travel. As in [[LOL WUT|outside of mom's basement]]. One of the quieter boards on 4chan, obviously. People who do travel most likely wouldn't even go on 4chan in the first place, but sometimes, tourist post vacation pics in which, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit about.

*'''[[tv|/tv/]]''' - Obligatory television/movie board. Once was populated by [[Hipster|pretentious hipsters]] who went out of their way to find (and never watch) the most obscure arthouse films from Taiwan or whatever. Is now full of hordes of unwashed [[Memefag|memefags]] who pretend to talk about the latest [[Disney|Marvel]] dumpster fire whenever they're not obsessing over [[Big Black Cock|black cocks]] or [[Foot fetish|celebrity feet]].

*'''[[yuri|/u/]]''' - Board for fat men pretending to be women and 13 year old girls looking to discuss the latest chapter of their favorite worksafe [[lesbian|cutesy romance]] manga. Home of stolen pixiv artwork that these faggots are too lazy to credit (which simply requires using their fat fingers to press ctrl and v to actually credit the original faggot who made artwork for other faggots to choke the one-eyed snake to).

*'''[[v/|/v/]]''' - /b/ with [[video games|vidya gaems]]. Populated by [[trolls]], former [[GameFAQs]] users, former /b/tards, console [[fanboys]], and people who masturbate to depictions of [[Pedophile|underage video game characters]]. It's a common misconception that /v/ has no mods. This is false; /v/ has mods, they're just a bunch of [[Too lazy|lazy]] niggers. In a rare display of self-awareness, they refer to themselves as /v/irgins.

*'''[[faggot|/vg/]]''' - [[gay|GENERAL TOPICZ ON VIDEO GAESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111]]

*'''[[retro|/vr/]]''' - [[lie|Because the /v/ and /vg/ boards weren't enough]], moot had the [[retarded|brilliant]] idea to add a [[Stale|Retro]] Gaming board. They haven't decided on a name for themselves yet, but no doubt they'll come up with something [[awesome]] like /vr/etards. Actually they're known as VR Troopers, and this board was needed to stem the tide of massive butthurt (that usually stems from someone having a sense of humor) and dramafagging. So far it's been more mellow than other boards, although faggotry still leaks in, such as furious debates over the shadow of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger. Easiest way to piss them off is to mention [[Mario|Kaizo]] or [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]].

*'''[[Vp|/vp/]]''' - LOLPOKEMANZ!!1!1 [[moot]] created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of "Pokemon General" threads on /v/. <s>Frequent users of this board like to refer to themselves as /tr/ainers in attempts to further distance themselves from /v/.</s> Nowadays, these [[Faggot|fine folks]] prefer to call themselves [[Retards|"/vp/oreons"]], omitting the "a" of the name of a Pokémon they are [[Fap|all too familiar with]]. People who regularly visit /vp/ include underage b&, [[aspie]] adults, butthurt [[Digimon]] fans, and [[Gardevoir|closeted]] [[Lopunny|furries]]. JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG; THIS IS A [[faggot|WORKSAFE BOARD]] GUISE!

*'''[[Call of Duty|/vm/]]''' - No amount of boards seem to be enough to contain the sheer amount of [[vidya]] faggotry, and so /vm/, /vmg/, /vrpg/ and /vst/ were bolted onto the website sometime [[last Thursday]]. /vm/ is the dedicated [[Orgy|multiplayer]] games board. It's basically /v/ but you're only allowed to talk about [[Team Fortress 2]], [[World of Warcraft|MMORPGs]] and [[Street Fighter 2|shitty fighting games nobody cares about]].

*'''[[Genshin Impact|/vmg/]]''' - [[Geometry Dash|Mobile games]]. A mostly dead board occasionally visited only by [[poor]] [[Brazil|third worlders]] whenever they manage to obtain a stable internet connection.

*'''[[Final Fantasy|/vrpg/]]''' - RPG games. A place for sexless neckbeards to talk about boring decades-old [[RPG Maker]] games and have their daily [[Fallout|Fallout 3 vs. Fallout: New Vegas]] slapfight. Also ZOMG [[Skyrim|SKYRIM]]!!!1

*'''[[Zerg Rush|/vst/]]''' - Strategy games. Yet another /v/ reskin with not much going for it. Only notable for containing substantially more [[butthurt]] than the others, with users constantly complaining about the latest installments to their favorite franchises. The possibility of simply ''not buying'' the shovelware [[Dumbass|continues to elude them]].

*'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|/vip/]]''' - Hiro's latest attempt at boosting 4chan Pass sales. Only Pass users may post on this board. Completely pointless as there is nothing to talk about (other than their "oldfag" [[e-peen]] with the ''since4pass'' flair) and nobody even attempts to troll, lest they lose their [[Something Awful|10bux]]. As a result it's absolutely dead.

*'''[[Permavirgin|/vt/]]''' - [[Virtual Youtubers]]. A place for romantically-challenged losers to [[Masturbate|discuss]] the latest antics of their favorite Japanese woman with an animu avatar. Surprisingly lulzy, as the userbase is incredibly pathetic and all imagine themselves to be in one-sided relationships with their idols. As a result they are both easy to troll and have a tendency to post [[Sick fuck|extremely depraved]] sexually-charged ramblings about the objects of their desires. Thankfully, none of them are poised to leave their mom's basement anytime soon, so society at large is safe from these would-be rapists.

*'''[[Wapanese|/w/]]''' - For all your [[Engrish|wallpapers anime]]. As can be noted by merely observing that "w" comes before "wg", the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire "Japanese are 1,000x cooler than us" mentality. The only board that lacks (well, not as much "lack" as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.

*'''[[wallpaper|/wg/]]''' - Wallpapers/General. A board devoted to posting desktop wallpapers with pictures of anything ranging from cars to girls to [[drugs|random geometric designs and colorful scenery]], anything else a spoiled teenage boy or other typical basement dweller desires yet is unable to afford; likely due to his tendency to waste money on things like the latest several hundred dollars each series of displays for a multiple monitor setup. Also includes people too stupid to check [[4scrape]].

*'''[[gif|/wsg/]]''' - "Work-safe" version of /gif/. Added after various requests by people tired of all the porn on /gif/. Functions as 4chan's dedicated video-sharing board.

*'''[[SAUCE|/wsr/]]''' - Worksafe Requests. About as useless as plain ol' /r/.

*'''[[x/|/x/]]''' - Paranormal. Another oldfag filled /b/ outlet, except with ghosts. Here, late night insomniacs gather in attempts to scare each other shitless with posts like [[creepypasta]], images including [[Photoshopped]] "paranormal activity" and schizophrenic doodles, and anecdotes by [[insane|people]] who believe they have a sixth sense or are being haunted. [[Fact]]: every other post on this board ends with [[who was phone|"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"]] or [[Then A Skeleton Popped Out|"THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!1"]]; [[shit nobody cares about|memes]] exclusive to /x/.

*'''[[EXTREME|/xs/]]''' - Extreme Sports. A place to discuss shit like [[Skateboard|skateboarding]], [[9/11|skydiving]], [[Kung Fu|martial arts]] and other stuff people cooler than [[you]] enjoy. Pretty much dead because the typical 4chan user is an overweight, short-sighted, wheezing little virgin who gets winded from just climbing up the stairs from his basement.

*'''[[yaoi|/y/]]''' - This is where girls and [[queer|guys]] masturbate to sodomy. When not doing so, they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other. One of the four realms where women exist on the internet.

===Former/Retired Boards===

*'''[[wat|/5/]]''' - A "secret" board that existed for a brief while [[last Thursday|a long time ago]] and probably involved mods posting pictures of the number 5 or something.

*'''[[Hipsters|/asp/]]''' - A boards that consists of [[fags|hipsters]] discussing [[fucking stupid|way cool]] [[boring|alternative]] sports such as skateboarding. When they're not busy blogging about their latest rock climbing trip, they're brainstorming about inventing their own [[kewlies]] sport. Despite being a board for alternative sports, the board itself is full of wrestling thread and gay fanfiction of a wrestler who got [[Buck Breaking|anally raped by a pack of Bulbasaurs in the hot sweltering summer of 92]]. They call themselves /asp/ies. The board was eventually split into /pw/ and /xs/

*'''/fk/''' - For Kidz. Was opened as a joke board, but unlike [[s4s|/s4s/]] didn't get to stay. Became password protected for a long time before being quietly snuffed sometime around 2012.

*'''/g/''' - Before there was the /g/ we all know and hate, the /g/ board of 4chan stood for Guro, i.e. [[gore]] porn. Was shut down in late 2004.

*'''/ib/ & /ip/''' - Two absolutely dead boards that were eventually combined into the ever-so-slightly less dead /i/.

*'''/l/''' - [[Lolicon]]. Despite [[newfag|newfags]] denying its existence, and [[moot]] himself trying to make everyone forget about it, for a while 4chan had a dedicated loli board. The board went through expected turbulence, up to and including being deleted for a while, before being finally shut down completely in late 2004. Moved to not4chan.org by moot afterwards (don't bother clicking that, you sick fuck. not4chan itself has been dead for years).

*'''[[n|/new/]]''' - <s>'''N'''iggers & J'''ew'''s.</s> [[killdozer|Bulldozed]] along with /r9k/. Resurrected as [[pol/|/pol/]]

*'''[[q/|/q/]]''' - 4chan Discussion, added by moot as a place for butthurt faggots to cry about how shit and cancer filled the internet anus has become. Was unceremoniously closed when the whining reached uncontrollable levels.

*'''[[qa/|/qa/]]''' - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiro]] officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home. Was eventually locked and purged after an /lgbt/ raid. This event is commonly known by the /qa/ immigrants as The Great Soyset.

*'''[[rapidshit|/rs/]]''' - Rapidshares. Aggregated all filesharing links posted anywhere on 4chan, providing easy access for those who are hellbent on infecting their PC with malware. Effectively replaced the [[dead|now-defunct]] rapidsearch.yi.org, which was run by [[Food|Popcorn]] [[Mexico|Mariachi]].

*'''[[Random_Page|/yg/]]''' - <s>[http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html Yogurt?]</s> What the shit? Gone, apparently.

*'''[[z/|/z/]]''' - An oldfag board far more cancerous than even present-day /b/, if you can even fathom such a concept. The board was constantly trolled by randomly chosen mods who liked to [[rape|decorate]] it with [[YTMND|animated GIF backgrounds and looped music]]. Users given a "/z/ ban" would not be able to access any other board but this one. After its removal, attempting to view it will only allow you to see the [[penis|lovely]] placeholder page that <s>has since taken its place</s> was also removed during a general site cleanup after moot left (for those curious, it was [[beecock]]).

*'''World4ch''' - For the longest time 4chan had integrated Japanese-style textboards tucked away in a shitty subbasement. They were absolutely dead and had a propensity to crap out and crash every other Tuesday. Most users were only made aware of them through links beneath the titles of several regular imageboards. The only one of note was /vip/ (no relation), which housed half a dozen mouthbreathers who insisted on constantly reposting the same ancient [[2ch]] memes from 2005.

==A Typical 4chan user==

<center>[[File:Ultimate Banhammer.jpg]]</center>

==4chan Moderators==
[[Image:Mod furries.png|thumb|Evidence that 4chan mods are furries. (note: bottom)]]

[[Image:team4chanotakon2005.jpg|200px|thumb|center|Team 4chan at Otakon 2005]]

All of 4chan's moderators were moot's friends from Something Awful or people who have lurked in #janiteam and #team4chan on Rizon until they turned into snail-people. You really do not want to be one.

===Former Mods===
[[Image:Moot.jpg|thumb|4chan's moot shortly after gaining his diploma in Mexican Vice Studies.]]

*[[W. T. Snacks]] was famous for banning many newfags on /b/ in an effort to make /b/ good. That made him [[cool]]. Moot got jealous of his e-fame and stripped him of his rank. He's less involved in the chan scene now, although he occasionally posts on /mu/ and /r9k/ with a tripcode. He also runs a radio show, "Midnight Snacks." His tripcode is TcT.PTG1.2 and he can be found in #4chan.
*MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as Mrs.Pooky!
*Anonymous-San - Quit due to stress, also due to him attempting to get it on with some 4chan girl (more info welcome).
*Shut
*Censored Vagina - Permabanned Something Awful pedophile. Talks about child genitals a lot.
*hova
*JDigital
*FrankStallone - Also known as dr.wiii. A huge Macfag and Nintendo DS gamer. Has a hard on for Churuya-san. He quit the internet (retired from modship) as of 12/1/2010.
*Shii - Wrote an earlier version of the textboards and ran them until he caused drama with moot.
*Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on [[Moot]] long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a [[slut]]. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].
*[[DocEvil]] - Started out a Janitor on /tv/ eventaully became a mod and over the summer became a /b/ mod. <s>Mod removed after his friend got on his account and started baleeting shit.</s> He is back
*InspRedwood- A notorious mod best known for shitting up /a/, started out as a janitor on /co/ back in 2013 and became reviled for his/her constant heavy policing of threads, after the GamerGate incident was promoted to a mod and has since crusaded across 4chan as a ban happy SJW lunatic. Commonly seen circlejerking and stirring up drama on the IRC.

===Current Mods/Mod Sympathizers===

[[Image:Janiteam.gif|thumb|alt=4chan's "#janiteam" channel on Rizon|Janitor channel. Some of these motherfuckers are literally mods now]]

*ALTERNATIVE - Joining as 4chan's lead coder/scripter back in 2004, notable for asking moot to create /tg/, therefore a [[Fat|hugely]] socially inept beardo. Also goes by the [[IRC]] nicks "Dave" and "buttly". Has a yellow wife (a la [[Something Awful|Kyanka]]) who is shamefully ugly, as evinced by the fact that she had to settle for a 4chan dork instead of a more sukksessufuru Amelican. His likes include [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|outdated computer equipment, having theory-of-mind problems, and ancient shitty games.]] Has since become one of the sites three Admins with moots departure

[[File:Troid.png|200px|thumb|Troid in all his beta glory.]]

*Dongfix, aka Enumeric. Another shitty gamer. Owns Imgbear.com and writes scripts for janitors and mods to be hosted there. Information showing proving as such was first possibly leaked '''{{archive|rlFJZ|here}}'''. Feel free to read that thread and take a look at the [[4chan#External_links|external links.]]
*Sporks - Real name: Dan Levin is best known for wearing the yotsuba TF2 mask at Otakon.
*Zanok
[[Image:Invisibro_is_embarassing.jpg|122px|thumb|left|At left, Invisibro works on making whiteness even more humiliating.]]
*Zephro
*pixel - Startlingly dumb /b/ tripfag whose only claim to fame is the GET they mention in their vhost. May have been known as "maggot"/"kyat" at one point and is an actual "woman" insofar as it possesses a vagina-like aperture.
*MrVacBob - Succeeded Shii in writing and administrating the textboards. Enjoys programming and anime. AKA "Alexander Strange".
*I_AM_ABIB - Retro [[gamer|gaymer]] dork and anime pedo. Formerly a mere janitor, ABIB and a number of other second bananas were promoted to moderator in late '09 and began taking out their long-stifled aggressions on the boards. Rivals ALTERNATIVE in terms of burbling autistic hostility.
*Jay Irwin / Invisibro / gingermod / swaglord - Balding, [[Chris_Benoit|roid-raging]] ginger, also an [s4s] mod that sometimes posts in papyruse and comic sans.
*Concord- Retarded /b/ Mod who on accident posted with his name in his capcode instead of Anonymous ## MOD
*Troid- Real name Zack, resident tumblrina, redditor and mangina, usually found shitting up /a/ and cache banning any images from the site that end up exposing him. Was originally assigned in maintaining the 4chan archives but later had his archive privileges removed after going on a mass deletion spree whilst trying to cover up information about himself that was stored within the archives, despite such he retained his mod rights.
[[File:Gurupartap_S._Davis.jpg|thumb|left|122px|RapeApe is a left-over stock character from the Great [[Habbo Hotel]] Raids.]]
*RapeApe - A patron saint of [[pol|/pol/]], presumably the guy who sticked a video celebrating trumps victory on there. Known to be a [[QAnon|Qboomer]]/fan of [[Tucker Carlson]] or some shit, his endorsement of /pol/ shenanigans has caused '''{{archive|vRaze|extreme butthurt from the mainstream media}}''', claiming that 4chan is now a NATZEEE SITE!!!!!!!!1111ONE Cannot be entirely trusted, as he was one of the faggots known to delete [[GamerGate]] threads on /v/ back in 2014.
The login page for admin is [server name].4chan.org/[board name]/admin.php. The page for /b/ can be found '''{{archive|283lp|here}}'''

==UnderageB&==
[[Image:Cancerkids.jpg|thumb|Underage B&s are the cancer that is killing [[b|/b/]].]]
[[In before|Before]] [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to [[gore]]. [[b|/b/]] used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even [[lurk]]. Even when [[Shitting Dick Nipples|less horrifying memes]] became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a [[Divide by zero|bad idea]] to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a [[shit]].

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These [[fag|faggots]] found out about 4chan through researching the black person on [[Habbo Hotel]]. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new [[eBaum's World]], with [[fail|funny]] parodies/2edgy4me jokes on [[IRL|real world]] events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS, and a place to get free [[pr0n]] without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods [[BRING BACK SNACKS|grew some balls]] and started overly enforcing the [[ban hammer]], but we all know [[coward|that will never happen]] since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

== Sticky, the 4chan Posting Guide ==

[[Image:Sticky.jpg|thumb|Meet Sticky! He's your guide to shitposting on /b/.]]

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of [[Jews]] and [[Clippit]] that [[moot]] [[Bullshit|worked really, really hard on]] for [[at least 100]] sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with [[trolling]], he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or [[rape]] you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like [[THE BEST]] and [[So Cash]]. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

==4chan goes 2.0==

{|
| Before redesign: [[File:4chan_2005_Screenshot.jpg|center|300px]]
| After redesign: [[Image:4chan_2.0.gif|center|300px]]
|}

===The Day 4chan Died===
<pre>
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.

I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,

Oh, and while the FBI were looking down,
Pedobear stole his horny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
The CP was returned.
And while pedobear read a book of loli,
The anon waited in the park,
And we sang the Bel Air theme in the dark
The day 4chan died.

No-one knew what the new hompepage meant,
The anons lurked in their mothers basement,
Eight hours old and failing fast.
It landed with web 2.0 on it's ass.
The /b/tards tried for a bangbros pass,
With slowpoke on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Bel Air was sweet perfume
While the /b/tards played a marching tune.
We all got up to the pool,
Oh, and we made habbo look like fools!
`cause the afros tried to block the way;
The pool was closed, due to aids.
Do you recall who was r34'd
The day the 4chan died?

We started singing,
bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
</pre>

===The Future (old copypasta)===
<pre>
The change to the front page of 4chan may not appear
to have any significant effects as far as practicality goes.
But, I believe that it foreshadows much darker times to come.
For those who have their eyes open, you realize that almost
the whole world has been taken control of by a very corrupt and ruthless group of people.

This occurred through incremental methods, making small,
seemingly meaningless changes until so many changes had been made to society,
everything was different without anyone noticing. I believe that is what is
happening with 4chan. Mootle is making seemingly trivial changes to 4chan at
a slow pace, which will ultimately lead to our deepest fears: 4chan as an account-based
paysite with official merchandise, big corporate sponsorship, fake, contrived aesthetics,14
and perhaps even an official account of the history of 4chan which differs from reality.
Age verification will take place to visit any 18+ boards. All posts will be recorded.
GETS will be staged for real.

I've been here for over two years. I still feel like a "newfag"
(which is a word mostly used by newfags, ironically) but lately I realize
I've been here longer than 90% of 4chan users. Anyone who has been around
as long as I have can see that the real issue isn't the quality of posted
content, it's the changes that have been made to 4chan itself, the same way
things happen with any big corporation.

tl;dr, kill yourselves now
</pre>

== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==2008==
===Gaiachan===
On February 12, 2008 [[Fag|Moot]] posted his [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#95 fucking will] (tl;dr) on the news page basically talking about imminent changes on 4chan (new trial boards, more janitors, how much he loves the site and [[TLDR|much more]]).

===02/19/2008 - The Trial boards and the death of Old /n/ - News===

[[Image:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|thumb|The thread that killed /n/.]]

On February 19, 2008, Moot added 9 new "trial" boards:
'''/fa/''' ([[Pro-Ana|Fashion]]), '''/fit/''' ([[Ghey|Health & Fitness]]), '''/hc/''' ([[Ripper|Hardcore]]), '''/jp/''' ([[Lolicon|Japan/]][[Touhou|General]]), '''/n/''' ([[Mantrain|Transportation]], replacing News), '''/r9k/''' ([[R9k|ROBOT9000]]), '''/sp/''' ([[Sport|Sports]]), '''/toy/''' ([[Dildo|Toys]]) and '''/trv/''' (Travel), while at the same time killing the commie-phobic '''[[pol/|/n/]]'''.

[[Image:Wikipedia loves 4chan.jpg|thumb|Wiki <3's 4chan!]]

===The Occupation of /n/===
During a battle with the site's upstream provider, the "/n/-transportation" board (which m♡♡t moderates) was forced off topic. The declarative post (to begin the occupation) was made on Monday, the 11th of April, 2008 at 7:13 pm with the text "Hello, I'm David Bowie." This was a blatant reference to the Adult Swim show the "Venture Brothers", and within the hour there were multiple threads about [[Barack Obama]], the [[Beijing Olympics]], [[abortion]] and the [[Texas Polygamist Raid]]. It was more than obvious that the anoraks had been invaded and their board occupied in order to be converted back to "/n/-news", yet, in the early hours of the morning, the "admins" reset the posts to remove anything not related to transport.

==2010==
===4chan on Jeopardy===
On February 23rd 2010, '''{{ytlink|fNaUiAVT0Ls|a clue was featured on Jeopardy in a category entitled 'Internet' containing a reference to 4chan.org}}''':
[[Image:4chanJeopardy_.png|frame|center|What is [[CP]]?]]

===4chan and the End of Days===
On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for [[trolls|April fools]], took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like [[Anontalk|Anontalk]] to CP. Thx [[faggot|Moot]], good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of [[Boxxy|Boxxy]] in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to [[loli|lol i]] [[troll|trol]] [[you|u]], resulting in much
bawwing and [[rage]]. Joke's on [[moot]], though, as any [[faggot]] knows that [[fail| you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st]]. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.

===Birthday===
Due to the fact that the typical 4chan lurker [[lie| is not a wanna be moderator]], on the seventh birthday ( [[9/11| 10/1/03]] ) Moot opened up a [[aim|meebo]] account only to have it overflowed within minutes. Moot redeemed his butt hurt fans by opening up an irc.

===Operation Overlord===
{{main|Operation Overlord}}

On the 14th of November 2010, 4chan was invaded by [[tumblr]]. Reactions such as "NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO." erupted from now bonerless /b/tards everywhere.

Oh, lol, actually, tumblr failed and only DDoS'd the front page.

===PUDDI PUDDI===
{{main|Giga Pudding}}
On the 1st of December 2010 [[moot|some fucking hoebag]] embedded '''{{ytlink|B10BxYZqa1Q|this video}}''' at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, <s>prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and [[Pain series|crushing your testicles]] with your bare hands.</s> How hard is it to use AdBlock?

==2011==
===4/22/11 = THE END IS NEAR===

[[Image:4chan_without_adult_ads.png|200px|thumb|[[Shit no one cares about|OMG THE END IS NEAR]]]]

<s>On all NSFW pages of 4chan, the ads have gone. Possibly, due to the content of nature of the NSFW boards, essentially [[B|/b/]], the Advertising company ditched [[moot]] and left him for dead ad-less and thus loosing money. Hopefully, 4chan won't end up like the old [[ED]]...</s>

All NSFW pages now have ads again.

===5/1/11 [[America|AMERICA FUCK YEAH!]]===
As news came out regarding the death of [[Bin Laden]], moot decided to embed '''{{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|AMERICA FUCK YEAH}}''' into the /b/ board. this of course became old within minutes and /b/tards started banging their heads into their keyboards in an attempt to break their ears so they didn't have to hear it anymore.

===10/23/11 [[moot]] resurrects boards===
[[moot]] resurrects /r9k/, /new/ (now /pol/), and /hc/, and creates /diy/.

===The Siege===
4chan was DDoS'd on and off between 11/14/11 and 11/17/11. No word yet on the culprit, everything from [[tumblr]] (highly likely) to lulzsec (unlikely) has been put forward.

==2012==
===New Old /b/===
It was Valentine's Day 2012. Considering moot likes penis, he had nobody to stick it into. Bored out of his mind, he had the bright idea to perhaps start managing 4chan again. For once, he listened to Anon, because he actually allowed the pathetic virgins that inhabit to talk to their god and give Him suggestions. For a brief moment, OC flowed like fresh blood through a rotting corpse. Post ending in XXX <s>has been restored</s> is still gone :(, ponies and Chloe threads paused, and Moot said he would be adding up to 15 new boards, including a [[mlp/|a brony board]]. Could this be the Second Re/b/oot? For a while, it seemed like it wouldn't, but then moot did the unthinkable: He restored forced Anon but proceeded to give every poster 24-hour ID's, so [[Wat|posters are anonymous while not actually anonymous]]. /b/ finally returned to form: Cancer, shitposts and reposts have all but died. OC flowed through the land once again. But moot will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Update: It went to hell quickly, cancer became terminal on /b/ once more, and moot ended up removing IDs in September [[2013|the next year]].

==2013==
2013 was the 10th year of 4chan, and as such, many [[boring|exciting]], new changes took place.
===New Boards===
In 2013 moot added several new boards: /gd/ for the hipsters, /asp/ for the [[wrestling|alternative]] [[skateboard|sports]] fans, /vr/ for the nostalgiafigs, /lgbt/ for the LGBT users (read: all of them,) and the infamous [[s4s|<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>]] for the funposters.

===AWA Con Panel===
After a dinner with old 4chan mods, moot had the absolutely ''great'' idea of holding another 4chan panel, despite the disastrous results of the Otakon panels years before. Since he and 4chan were '''{{archive|D0Puy|banned}}''' from having another panel at Otakon, Atlanta's AWA con was the nexyt best place to ruin. And so it was. Several days before the actual tenth anniversary, the panel was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0&t=3m25s streamed live on YT]. Users from boards such as /b/, /s4s/ and others crowded into [[synchtube]]-clone site rooms to watch the panel, resulting in shitposting across all boards as well as in the chats of said stream sites. The panel itself was incredibly boring and the only highlight was W.T. Snacks shouting an old classic, "why does your website suck," at moot after snatching the microphone from someone else who was probably just going to shout a catchphrase himself anyway.

For half an hour before the panel, all text on 4chan '''was turned bold.'''

===Deletion of /q/===
[[q/|/q/]] was deleted, and replaced with a hardly-used suggestion box.

==2014==
2014 was a year with much lulz for 4chan but it will go into history as it's fatal year. It was the year in which the 3 main happenings (Independance Day Tumblr Raid, The Fappening and Gamergate) triggered the downfall of 4chan and m00t finally gave in to the SJWs and became a traitor to his own chan.

===April Fools' 2014===
For April 1 2014, 4chan added a new site-wide notice explaining the change in the CAPTCHA system to the Japanese spelling of [[Touhou|CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]] for the sake of improving the education of the userbase. The notice ends with the equally [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] ''ゆっくりしていってね！！'', which is another equally terrible jap reference.

===Aussie Events===
Sometime in April 4chan was hacked by someone and all their faggot janitors got doxed. This resulted in mass confusion and celebratory champagne.

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===Independence Day Tumblr Raid===
{{main|Independence Day Invasion}}

===The Fappening===
{{main|The Fappening}}

===Gamergate===
{{main|GamerGate}}

===4chan is kill===
{{Main|M00t's GamerGate Sellout}}
Rumors have it that shortly after the [[Independence Day Invasion]], Moot was contacted by a mysterious individual whom claimed a girl had committed [[suicide]] over said raid, Moot, being the dickless faggot he is, complied with this individual's every demand in fear of getting v& IRL, most notably, it included giving all oldfag mods the finger and replacing them with new mods straight from [[tumblr]] who happily throw out permabans to users who post threads about [[Zoe Quinn]], [[gamergate]], and those who dare criticize [[feminism]].

[[some argue|Many believe]] 4chan has turned into an SJW infested shithole with no freedom of speech and therefore starting with the great 4chan exodus many anons started to migrate to their new home 8chan, where freedom of speech and privacy is taken seriously. It is assumed that m00t started to behave like a cuck because he did not want negative media attention for his new project canvas but he failed to reaize that his canvas project never had any chance. It is also believed that m00t gave in to the SJW becase he wanted to sell 4chan and therefore he had to mak the page appear as civillized as possible. Especially 2014 was a year with much drama involving the independance day raid, the fappening and the gamergate scandal which turned a lot of negative attention to 4chan.

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== 2015 ==
=== January 2015 - Final sellout and le cuck est mort ===

[[Image:17th century 4chan.jpg|thumb|right|An 18th century representation of 4chan.]]

On 2015-01-17 a new requirement paper for 4chan janitors was leaked to 8chan's Hotwheels by an enraged 4chan Janitor and confirmed what many anons already assumed after the exodus. 4chan now officialy wanted his janitors to provide identification documents, a photograph that would be uploaded on a server so everybody can steal it and sign a legally binding contract in order to be fucking unpaid and voluntary janitors. Yes you read it right. m00t has now confirmed a second time that he is a SJW cuck who gives a shit about freedom and his shithole of imageboard is definetely dead. After he heard about the leak he pretended he wanted to post it anyway and made a posting on the official 4chan blog about it but secretly he was mad that he got exposed once again for the faggot he is.

After the dust settled a bit over the weekend (as it was anyway clear since September that m00t is a SJW sellout bitch) m00t announced on 2015-01-22 that he will retire from his postition as 4chan admin.
It was now clear that Hotwheels was the new emperor in the land of imageboards and the indulgent emperor he was, he even participated in m00ts farewell party that was organized on 8chan under the name of #jesuismoot and on the 8chan board /jesuismoot/ (just like the je suis charlie news that were prominent at that time). Hotwheels was not mad about m00t and remembered the good old days when he was on 4chan in his childhood and thanked m00t for the good time like a true indulgent emperor to a little brat.

However 8chans userbase did not share the good sentiments of their leader and decided to ridicule m00t on various image macros and thread postings. A phrase that was often used at that time was "le cuck est mort" a deviation of the French "le cock est mort" meaning the rooster is dead from the famous french song "le cock est mort". Another phrase that was used was "le roi est mort - vive le roi" implying that Hotwheels was now the unquestionned emperor of the imageboard-o-sphere. Also a funny fact is that Hotwheels was actually sleeping when m00t announced this because he lives in the Philippines and they have a time shift compared to America and so he was very surprised and one of the later ones who learned about m00ts retirement.

However, 4chan was now officially dead after about 11 years and 8chan also felt another influx of 4chan newfags who were in denial about the happenings of the last months but apparently noticed that they are now beeing ruled by SJW mods who started flooding their chan.

=== September 2015 - The End Two - Electric Boogaloo ===
On 9-21-15 the final death knell rang for 4chan's passing when m00t announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura (former owner and admin of [[2ch]]) would be taking his place as new head moderator and owner. 
Nishimura has a reputation for being a massive faggot who was even [[loser|unable to pay his server bills]] and violated Japanese privacy laws. After Jim took over 2ch, Nishimura was allowed to keep his admin position but in the end Jim had to fire him anyway because he was caught [https://anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/ selling user data for jew goldz and letting political parties pay him for the right to shill on the website]. Nishimura then got [[butthurt]] that he was kicked and started [[DDoS]]-ing 2ch in revenge. After this action the whole 2ch userbase hated him even more than before and he even today still has persona-non-grata status all over 2ch.

He also allegedly had ties to the japanese government and [[NSA|american 3-letter organizations]]. 
m00t has fucked off since January to become a redditcuck.

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==Fanfic==
<big>'''A reading from Genesis'''</big> 

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In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lo, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created [[Bridget]];
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MySQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
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==Trump's effect on 4chan==

[[File:Trump Election Feels.png|center|700px]]

==Mobile Browser Support==
4chan makes a big deal out of the fact it supports mobile browsers. It even goes so far as to provide neat columns of images to fap to as you plan your next epic troll.

However, don't bother trying to post if you're one of the 300 million people who use Opera Mini. Or one of the [[over 9000]] people who use Opera's Main competitor, UC Browser. In their fight against trolls, spammers, rabid bronies, and Lucifer himself, 4chan bans anything vaguely resembling a proxy. Opera Mini passes all data through Opera servers, and these are treated as satanic proxies. Some might question why 4chan doesn't simply read the real IP address from Opera Mini's header data '''like any properly designed website should.''' The answer to that question will be someday discovered on [[b/|/b/]]. Or perhaps [[v/|/v/]]. Or,even [[no|possibly]], [[q/|/q/]].

==Hacking again - 4/14/24==
On April 14th, 4chan was hacked by a soyteen who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board.

==Gallery==
{{cg||failgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Browse4chan.png|Proceed with caution.
File:The new rules of 4chan.png|Don't let the lies on the rules page fool you: these are the actual rules that 4chan enforces.
Image:4channormalpeople.png|Full of normal people.
Image:4chan-motivational.jpg|You've been warned.
File:SEMENDEMONRETURNS.png
File:Monkey Vs $chan Banana.gif|Your reaction to a banana thread
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File:4Chan2005vs2016.jpg|then and now
File:Kill_the_4chan.jpg|'tis simple, really
File:4chan's role on the internet.jpg|<s>Her dick was ten times bigger and more painful to contain than his</s> They're both girls, dumbass
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|No freedom of speech in the queen's domain
File:Faggots234.jpg|4Chan IRL
File:4chan house.jpg|4chan House
File:Finger4chan.jpg
File:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
File:Corpsefuck.jpg
File:Livegrenade.jpg
File:4Chan Dick Visited.png
File:Typical 4chan user face.jpg|what the typical 4chan user looks like
File:Bodybag.jpg
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File:Best Stalin.png
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File:Refugee Conspiracy.jpg
File:Dollfucker.png
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File:4Chan Media Destruction.jpg
File:30kg.jpg
File:Actsofkindness.png
File:4changhostpuncher.png
File:Nigganimals.png
File:4chanchickenman.jpg
File:Memesofb.jpg|[[Memes]], lol
File:4chIveGivenuponreality.png
File:4chanbrovswomen.jpg
File:The-last-shooper.jpg|The last shooper
File:B hates ed.jpg|ED made newfags
File:88truthsoflife.jpg
File:Mootbuck.jpg
File:4chan-scene.jpg|Is this funny? I don't know (edit) No, it's not.
File:4chan 2.0.gif|Their faggoty new front page
File:4ChanVTECWRYYY.GIF|A gay little drawing
File:4chanHelpGuide.jpg|Knowing this will make you very [[l33t]] on 4chan.
File:4chan-government.jpg|TL;DR
File:4chanBrawl.png|4chan Brawl.
File:4chan-warning.jpg|Warning
File:4chan-Sage.jpg|[[Sage]]
File:4chan_-_Smash_face_on_keyboard_then_post_results.jpg
File:Samefag.png
File:SEMENDEMON.jpg
File:Semendemen.png
File:4chan-motivation.jpg|Ass 'n Titties
File:4chan-guide.jpg|A guide to all the boards.
File:to-the-point.Jpg|4chan gets straight to the point.
File:4chan-camwhore-guide.png|Camwhore guide
File:B summary.jpg|/b/
File:Downloadhentai.jpg|This is what 4chan is for.
File:4chandown.JPG|'''{{archive|SRHTE|mirror}}'''
File:4chan_shit.jpg
File:Bosch's4chan.jpg|Oh God...
File:Kill4u.jpg|An example of the high-brow users that frequent 4chan.
File:4chanMacro.jpg
File:Phail btard.jpg|Typical chan fag.
File:PartyVan.jpg
File:4chanchildren.PNG
File:4chanban.JPG|BAWWWWWWW!
File:Nodude.jpg
File:4chan demotivator.jpg|Another [[demotivator]]
File:Nigger thread.jpg|[[Demotivator]] from early [[R9gay|/r9k/]].
File:4chanmap.jpg|Your basic map of 4chan.
File:Holy council of 4chan.jpg
File:Banned2.png|Some have proven it IS possible to get banned from 4chan.
File:Bman.png|Typical 4channer.
File:Chemistslab.jpg
File:Choose1item.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Peter_pan.jpg|[[What]].
File:Pinklolibrokeinternets.jpg|4chan + pink elephants = WIN!
File:Churchsign.jpg|Now I lay me down to sleep.
File:Googling_4chan.jpg|[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0 Someones grandma is getting 4chan banned from the internet, one thread at a time.]
File:Mysql.png|Yotsuba causes most of 4chans server troubles.
File:Sinistar22.JPG|Beware, I live!
File:4chancookie.jpg|Typical 4chan cookie message
File:Newfags_are_killing_b.jpg|[[OMG|Oh my shitty fucking]] [[God]], go [[an hero|kill yourselves]].
File:4changoogle.jpg|4chan according to [[Google]].
File:Australia Tourist Trap.jpg
File:Hansen-pedo.gif|A pedo-bait .gif posted on 4chan.
File:4chan-pedo-thread.gif|The reaction to the previous .gif.
File:Poolesclosed.jpg|POOLE'S CLOSED
File:Memeslol.jpg|An even gayer drawing.
File:HC_sad_truth.png|The sad truth of /hc/.
File:A_CHALLENGER_APPEARS.jpg|[[A challenger appears]].
File:ONB.jpg|[[Something Awful]] explains 4chan.
File:Babyatcomputer.jpg|Your average 4chan user.
File:4chan tech support.png|4chan's tech support.
File:Getacompliment.png|Reporting spam in /[[g]]/ moves you up in life.
File:Fagatron.jpg|touch my Disko /b/al
File:4chan-venn-diagram.png|Welcome to 4chan.
File:DDoS.jpg|You are unwelcome at 4chan.
File:sadjesus.png|[[facepalm|Jesus is sad for 4chan]]
File:4chanbunny.jpg|Listen to the bunny, he knows best.
File:Queen moot.jpg|Bow before your queen
File:4chanOperator.jpg
File:4chan a thread1.png|How [[a/|/a/]] reacts to casuals
File:Axis_of_internet_evil.jpg
File:4Chan_-_Haets_Fur_Fags.png
File:4Chan_-_Employee.png|Always a great resume addition!
File:Example_%26_4Chan_-_B.jpg
File:3_tires.png
File:GayBlowjobPhotoshop.jpg|I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
File:McDonalds_Embarrassing.png|Beta.
File:Walmart_Beta.jpg|More Beta.
File:Tour_De_Lune.png
File:Laid_Zero_Times.png|Such a lucky guy.
File:British_People.jpg
File:KoTH_I_Hate_Every_Single.png
File:I_try_to_masterbate.jpg|[[STDs|My masterbate is fire]].
File:Batman_Play.png
File:Mod_Swag.jpg|[[Mods]] are gods.
File:Mod_Zipper.png
File:Legsless_Lucy.png
File:7BONG.png
File:You_Dont_Know_Embarrassment.png
File:Best_Metal.jpg
File:Its_A_Privilege.png|[[pol|It was a privilege]].
File:Hellsing_Crosseye.jpg
File:Beta_Is_Alpha_As_Fuck.jpg|Even more Beta.
File:Time_Flies_Faggot.jpg|Time flies when you're a faggot.
File:v_goes_crazy.jpg|/v/ shows off how lonely they are.
File:Crocery_Store.jpg
File:Microwave_Pizza.jpg|Remember: The only people who buy microwaveable pizza are the ones who will most likely [[die alone]].
File:Dont_4chan_When_Its_Late.png
File:Rape_Yes.png|Always say [[yes]] before getting raped.
File:Rotaries_And_Straights_Troll.jpg|Typical /o/ discussion.
File:Snoop_Breaker.png|Don't EVER let /b/ [[divide by zero|successfully count to 10]].
File:Tow_Truck_Woes.png
File:Weird_Fucking_Fetishes.jpg|4chan is a great place to talk about your robot fetishes.
File:Drama!.gif
File:4chan-laser.jpg
File:4chan Better Than Sherlock.gif
File:4chan hobo fellatio.jpg
File:4chan-Racism.png
File:4chan b.png
File:4chan4eva1.png
File:4chanduringsex10.jpg
File:4chanchad.jpg
File:Comprehensiveguidetoshitposting.jpg|A comprehensive guide to shitposting.
File:Confusedanimegirls.png
File:Dubstheforbiddenone.jpg
File:UNInvestigates4chan.jpg|Investigated by UN
File:4chanduringsex8.jpg
File:Pandorasbox.jpg
File:4chanepiccreep.jpg
File:4chanstarwarscosplay.jpg
File:Geertwillrule.jpg
File:BUILDWALL.jpg
File:4chanweebfreaks.jpg
File:4chanslavroll.png
File:4chanvsreddit.png
File:Ripdandog.png
File:4chanstoryfags.png
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg
File:Realityglitchgf.jpg
File:EDCfedora.jpg
File:Finalkek.jpg
File:Gameboyfellatio.png
File:Issacnewton4chan.jpg
File:Hitlergunclean.jpg
File:BLMcumtribute.png
File:Pcserviceautiststory.png
File:Genzfag.png
File:Waifutriggered.png
File:2014vs2015.jpg
File:4Chan User Faps To Horse Shit.jpg|This user jacks off to literal horse shit.
File:The Army Is Fucking Gay.jpg|4chan user describes his erotic experiences in the United States Military
File:ED User AlGore IRL.jpg|Typical 4chan fag
File:4chanyourenotwelcomehere.jpg
File:Fedorastalker.jpg
File:Suckmydickaccidentally.png
File:Convertsecondstomicrowavetime.png
File:Madmaxfuryroadshrek.jpg
File:RussianfindsISIS.jpg
File:Youravg4chanautist.png
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File:Injectglowstick.jpg
File:Altoidsautist.png
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File:OPGFcockcalculaton.jpg
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File:Irelandbritbong.png
File:Sentmycrushapoem.png
File:Rapealiens.jpg
File:Alpharabbit4ch.png
File:Seniorinhscringe.png
File:Pepewalmart.png
File:4chan Friends Meet.jpg
File:Elementarycrignetime.png
File:4Chan Count To 100.jpg
File:Cumbrowniesk.jpg
File:Elementarycringeage.png
File:Googlechildpr0n.png
File:2 25 2008 4chan.jpg
File:Aprils Fools Day 4chan.jpg
File:April 22 2007 4Chan Creativity.jpg
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==See Also==
*[[Chanapocalypse]]
*[[4chan Gold Account]]
*[[4chan-verify]]
*[[chanarchive]]
*[[Fuuka]]
*[[B|/b/]] - Random board
*[[Pol/|/pol/]] - Political board
*''[[Time Magazine]]''
*[[moot]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[brb, soup]]
*[[brb, compromised]]
*[[Old /b/ Day]]
*[[The xchan effect]]
*[[rape.sh]]
*[[4scrape]]
*[[4chan bans]]
*[[Moot is Olev]]
*[[Newfag]]
*[[July 29 Merchant broadcast]]
*[[4chan/WikiWorld]] - History - '''{{archive|drD9R}}''' [https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History] '''{{archive|bOPOX#73%}}'''
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Clovergender]]

==Chatroom==
See: [[4chan/IRC]].

==External links==

[[Image:J board.jpg|300px|thumb|4chans Janitor and Moderator board only accessible by [[Moderator|those who sucked moot off hard enough]], and no, you are not invited...]]

*{{twitter|4chan|4chan's twitter}}
*{{yt|c|UCCzaqOjCxPAwyQ0X1gxZ65w|4chan Official YouTube Account}}
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User talk:NEVER GOON

2024-11-24T18:29:52Z

Spazmaphobia: /* can I has rename? */ new section

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for improving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:10, 10 Oct 2024 (PT)
:absolutely, let me just do some research first -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 01:13, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Thanks! More lulz overall would be nice! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 05:31, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:48, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Back from the dead, intellectually checkmated ==
Sup! This is the original creator of the [[Intellectual Checkmate]] page, back from 2007. It's amazing being back.

So, listen, my first contribution is to actually correct a little mistake I made back in '07. One of the parts of the "Dr. Anonymous" section of the Intellectual Checkmate article was added by me, as in not with the source material. I was just trying to get my $0.02 in, so I wanted to make that right by just removing my lame-ass paragraph. Could you approve my edit request? [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 00:58, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

===Verifying edits===
Ayo, what's this shite about needing our edits to be approved all about? [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 16:52, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
the answer is simple thanks to vandalism from ljupco GOI and CLU to stop him implemented this approval system where you get your edits approved i know its gay but i dont know if its ever gonna be removed [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 19:16, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
:i'm not the one who implemented the pending approval system, you will have to ask [[User:Admin]] about that, he is in charge of that. in the meantime, i will give you automoderated because i trust you, you've made a good first edit and aren't a vandal. — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 04:10, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
::On that note, I may go to Admin to request opening access to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed|Needed/Proposed]]. Speaking of which, what would you think about tagging [[Intellectual Checkmate]] as crap? It's had virtually one editor, Benos aka Lazarus, sperging the shit out of it for thirteen years because he's autistic and engaged in a RL conflict with Goronchev. It started out great, but isn't funny anymore and needs a rewrite. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 15:08, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
:::Sorry I am just now reading this. Please directly contact GOI with these requests as this is a shared account which is not checked as often. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 11:53, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

== A Question ==
I have a question for you never goon but you gotta get on so i can ask it [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 15:38, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

==Can you put me on automoderated?==
I'm trying to write an article and its making this image-work really hard to work with. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
:Just FYI, I think I took care of this a few days ago.[[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 11:53, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

==im gonna unban aifox==
if you have aproblem with that hit me on edf or discord @manofpoo [[User:Chuj|chuj]] 13:55 26/10/24 utc
:fine, just remind aifox to take their meds. — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 14:33, 26 October 2024 (UTC)

== can I has rename? ==

my name should be 'spazmophobia' but true to my name I hit the wrong key. mightiest of retentionists, hear my plea and rename me.

[[User:Spazmaphobia|Spazmaphobia]] ([[User talk:Spazmaphobia|talk]]) 18:29, 24 November 2024 (UTC)

Moon Man

2024-11-14T22:37:32Z

Spazmaphobia: YT channel is dead, linked to a mirror

[[File:MoonMan_-_Kill_a_nigga_Tonight.png|350px|link=|center]]

[[File:Moonmankillinniggas.png|thumb]]
'''Moon Man'''{{Nazi}} is a Comedic and Melodic Rapper famous for producing some of the greatest songs and remixes of the genre. His rapping career started off a rather innocent underground fad, but his likeness to [[McDonald's]] mascots brought him to fame. He received [[trolling]] by black persons with blatantly [[racist]] statements/threats of [[violence]] Most often chanting '''[[Black Lives Matter]]!!''' using a Text2Speech program.
Moon Man has taken a free to distribute, no-license approach relying only on gigs and donations, and even shares back to the community of Moon Man artists. General consensus says it's Moon Man's nonchalant-like delivery that drive it home. Moon Man doesn't target any minority with his rhymes and has a similar comedic approach too all races and genders. In the past, his iconic image also been been hijacked through [[JewTube]] by [[Anonymous]] in their tryhard battle against [[Scientology]], as well as informing [[Chanology]]'s [[newfag]]s how they were [[doing it wrong]].

His 'Free to distribute' ('''s''')hit singles "Notorious KKK" (Too hot for JewTube!,) and "Changes" catapulted him to fame on wholesome, well meaning, internet communities such as 8chan and 4chan's /pol/. Riding on the success, Moon Man released his first full length album "White Power Hip-Hop" LP, WhiteTopia, with the help of the [[YTMND|Moon]][[8chan|Crew]].
Most recently Moon Man has taken too spreading a message of WP, World peace, with people calling him the second coming of Tupac Shakur.

The most influential video, inspiring even many against World Peace to pacify, "Moon Man Reacts to Buzzfeed:"24 Questions Black People Have for White people". With millions of views, and many copycat uploaders, [[Jewtube]] was getting calls from [[Google|Alphabet HQ]], and were forced to remove the content.

This video remains the most popular across the copycats, while in total millions, the current view count never rises more then a couple hundred thousand before they are taken down. These actions by JewTube and Google have lit a bonfire under the World Peace advocates, who have protested by wearing Moon Man's Peace masks( available on [[Amazon]].)

== Triple K Mafia ==
The Triple K Mafia is a rap group consisting of Moon Man and many other beings, but only 4 or 5 worth giving a shit about. Members include:

'''[[Ben Garrison|Uncle Ben]]''' -Owns a rice company and participates in videos every so often, is also a graphic artist for Moonman's Youtube channel Has stated games are on the way-

'''[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler1488]]''' -Part of the klan back around 1940(Exact sources needed), created the Triple K Mafia splinter cell "NSDAP", and gave the ''debated'' Japanese [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan Honorary Aryan Status]. Holds the Triple K Mafia's record, when he did a Speedrun of Europe using his support to get at least 6 million kills.

'''[[Dylann Storm Roof|AKa Dylann Roof]]''' -While living in a ghetto white vs black neighborhood, he was unsure of which white gang too join. After asking his friends their opinions they realized that he was not going too be in their gangs and they took his weapons, Dylann managed too get a weapon and went too perform his initiation ritual at a local opposing gang's black church. He knelt with them, and thought about his plan of attack, the smelt of nigger shit caught his nose and he lost his cool. He was captured by the local negro police, who planned too execute him as a hate crime terrorist too dishearten the white gangs in the area. Moon Man saw this young man's actions, bailed him out of prison, and ascended him. Leading many too wonder the legalities of committing murder then no longer existing solely on this plane. No officials have attempted any action since his ascension.

'''Cloudman''' - A [[Lithuania|Lithuanian]] member of Moon Man's KKK World Peace gang. A very unique personality of soft cloud-like tones.

'''Starman''' - Yet too reveal what human he ascended from

'''[[Anders Behring Breivik|Anders breivik]]''' A politically active member of The klan. Has the second highest KDR in the Triple K Mafia, to be released from his unlawful Norway imprisonment shortly and resume his work.

'''Other "members"'''
[[Image:AudrinaPatridgeNudeAuditionphotos56.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Audrina giving two compelling arguments why she was allowed in the Triple K Mafia]]

'''[[Whore|Audrina Patridge]]''' -While originally being adverse to Moon Man's racist ways, over time she too gave up social justice and began chanting KKK herself. She uses the promise of her pussy to persuade Moon Man to do her bidding, which never works because Moon Man don't play that shit. ''Audrina is a brain dead cum dumpster so she doesn't have a chant of her own''

'''[[Faggot|Charles Moonington]]''' - A crumpet eating faggot. He has no real personality other than being English and worthless as a beta cuck punching bag. He is only kept around to be abused. Charles has a corkscrew penis similar to a pig. His chant is ''CRUMPET, CRUMPET, CRUMPET''
There are others who appear often in different Fan-fictions: ''[[mexico|Pedro the spic]], [[faggot|Creepy Clown Face]], [[Nazi|Hans the German]], [[Shit no one cares about]], etc.'' but no one fucking cares about them because they are [[shit]] and anyone who does is a faggot.

== Triple K Mafia discography ==
Moon Man has dropped full albums, and many bootleggers have made albums.

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|<center><youtube>LWaHYLdkuF0</youtube>
;The KKKristmas album '''10/10'''</center>

|<center><youtube>b57fgUPB83M</youtube>
;Whitetopia LP '''6/10''' (poor tempo and synching. This was one of the 1st albums tho)</center>

|<center><youtube>HwQDpeeuPyA</youtube>
;THE LUNITIC LP 2015 '''6.5/10'''(better than Whitetopia, but not by much)</center>

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|}
'''These videos are all down; click one of these links instead or find some shit on [[BitChute]]:
*[https://archive.org/details/straight_outta_ferguson Straight Outta Ferguson]
*[https://archive.org/details/moon-man-occult-2020-album/01+-+Moon+Man+-+Totality+(Skit).mp3 Occult] the NEW album. 10/10 def worth a listen.

You aren't a true self flagellating World Peace advocate until your ears bleed from listening to the entire "Pope sponsored" discography, the good, the bad and the ugly. ALL OF IT!

== Moonverse origins ==
There are multiple Moon Man fansites that contradict each other with the only consistency being Moon Man's hatred of [[niggers]]. One source Claims that there is a rip in time/space resulting in many instances of Moon Man. More reliable sources have pointed out that Moon Man has been around since the crusades, participated in world war two, and that he can fly around the moon on a piano. Which debunks many claims that he is a human, with half-hearted hatred of sub-humans. Despite an outcry of his possible illegal alien status, Moon Man has yet to comment, nor share his birth certificate.

'''[[McDonald's]] Mascot''' -
Moon Man has been compared too a similar moon headed mascot of McDonald's past, moon Man's relations too this have been quoted personally by Moon Man [[The lulz|Ridiculous]] and quoted [[Media sucking night black cucks|MSNBC's]] Joe "You need too go back too middle school"
In this representation of unknown origins the story goes: While sponsored as a mascot, he made millions to support him and his mother.
However, the Supercuck executives got rid of the only thing at McDonald's that wasn't gayer than faggots at an aids convention.
He came home and saw a negro raping his wife and that caused him to emotionally decide to hate solely Negros. -

Many people use this McDonald's icon in their meme's and Moon Man has given his blessing to those users; however he states he is not responsible for their actions.

== Moon Man guest spots ==
While many people pretend not to be screeching fan girls of Moon Man with equality lies, its a common practice to get [[Jew]] sheKKKles. Everyone knows Moon Man is 100% right about everything he says to the point that even SunMan (a nigger) believes 100% in Moon Man and his sKKKills. Here are a few guest appearances he has made towards his goal of a better world.

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<center>Moon Man and Matty B teach the youth an important message</center>
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|<center>Moon Man and Zyklon Ben team up for a DOOM sequel</center>
<youtube>GeBKNo-Zur8</youtube>
|<center>Moon Man has a guest spot on a lost Sonic episode</center>
<youtube>CuSTB5YzDpU</youtube>
}}|border=#b4b4b4|background=#b4b4b4}}</center>

==Opposition==
'''[[Nigger|Sun Man]]''' - He's a nigger. Every chance Moon Man gets, he attacks this nigger first.-
SunMan's chant is ''N-DOUBLE-A-C-P, N-DOUBLE-A-C-P, N-DOUBLE-A-C-P''

'''[[Google|Alphabet]]''' -Have called Moon Man out for being offensive and done a crappy low effort attempt of oppressing and removing his content from their database.
Has made statements that they "...always plan every action towards unified globalism, and do not take down content simply because they are offensive". Recently Google then enforced their rules of demonetizing
offensive videos, many looked for alternatives too [[JewTube]] and posted videos about their thoughts [[PewDiePie]], [[boogie2988]], and progressive figure of non-offensive premium content [[LeafyIsHere]]. Triple K mafia continues too upload content without [[JewTube]]'s permission, no legal action is planned according too google. See: [[1488]]

'''[[Ku Klux Klan]]''' A remnant of the past, a redneck society, whom raise a banner that lost a long time ago.
Rednecks are always attempting too Merge and take credit for movements they '''failed''' at creating.
They will get on camera unwashed with guns a pot belly, truckers cap and claim they need their
gun rights.
They are cuck ''soiled'' abominations that Moon Man has disavowed.

== The Failed Assassination Attempt on Moon Man ==

[[Image:Moonmanbanned1.PNG|thumb|AT&T's policy on forbidding naughty words.]]
[[Image:Moonmanbanned2.PNG||thumb|Step 1: Type a curse word or "moon man"]]
[[Image:Moonmanbanned3.PNG|thumb|Step 2: Receive b&]]
Recently, AT&T b& users from utilizing their Text2Speech service by adding a list of censored words. [http://public.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php Trying to make file that contains the words "Moon Man" will get you this warning].

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ATTENTION: There's an uncensored version of the AT&T Text-to-Speech Demo here: [http://archive.fo/CiPn http://www.wizzardsoftware.com/att_NV_demo.php]

and also here: http://www.naturalreaders.com/index.html

You may now go back to raping niggers. KKK KKK KKK KKK

''' FUN TEXT2SPEECH PHRASES INCLUDE:'''
* Type in shopingcart. He gets very audibly excited when saying SHOPPPing cart.
* Make him speak his native language by typing random shit. jkldseuiivcx ouopiuqw.
* Talk about spicy horse [[penis]] (SunMan hates [[Mr. Hands|spicey horse penis]]).
* [[Rape]] mothers.
* [[lol|lololololololololololol]]
* KKK KKK KKK KKK

==Gallery==
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File:1482439471344.jpg|MoonMan is mascot of the 4skins
File:Rwds kike meme gun.jpg
File:SketchMooNmAN.jpg
image:MoonMan - HWNDU.png|MoonMan's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_m_V3FYcww cameo] in [[He Will Not Divide Us]]
image:MoonmanGTASA.jpg
image:Moonmanrough.jpg
File:PePeBillboard.jpg
image:MoonMan - MoonMan and Ben Garrison.png
image:Moonmankillmeplease.jpg|I heit niggis, buh kill mii pleeese
image:MoonMan - Le reddit meme.png|Le [[Reddit]] [[forced meme|forced]] meme
image:MoonMan - The Simpsons.png|[[The Simpsons]]
image:Man in the moon.png|High School's mugshot
image:MoonMan - Smug MoonMan.png|[[Pepe|Smug MoonMan]]
image:The 4skins by moonmannation-daay6om.jpg
File:D39.gif
image:Moon Man - ｗｈｅｎｕｌｙｎｃｈｄａｔｎｉｇｇａｊｕｓｔｒｉｇｈｔ.jpg
image:Red Panels - moonman-meme-comic.png|[[A challenger appears]]
image:MoonMan - Shooting Niggers.png
File:Bloody MoonMan.jpg
File:GetIn..gif|Come on in!
File:Moonman checkem.jpg|[[Check 'em]]
File:MoonMan - White Uprising.png
File:Moonman - Kill a Nigga Tonight 80s.png
File:Cartoon moonman.png|Moon Man on [[Uncle Grandpa]]
File:MoonMan - ＴＵＸＥＤＯＭＯＯＮ.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
File:Moonman inevitable-moon-horizon.jpg
File:Moonman Stormtrooper (the Star Wars kind).gif
File:Moonman's Sweet ride.gif
File:MoonMan - You gonna be Gassed.png|[[You Gonna Get Raped|You Gonna get Gassed]]
File:Moon man & pepe.jpg
File:MoonMan - President MoonMan.jpg
File:MoonMan - President MoonMan 02.png
File:MoonMan - Triple K Mafia 01.jpg
File:MoonMan - Triple K Mafia 02.png
File:MoonMan - Triple K Mafia Menace.png|Menace (Feat. Triple K Mafia)
File:MoonMan - The Lunatic.jpg|The Lunatic
File:MoonMan - Notorious KKK.png|Notorious [[KKK]]
File:MoonMan - The White Side of the Moon.png|The White side of the Moon
File:MoonMan - Whitetopia.png|[[Zootopia|Whitetopia]]
File:MoonMan - ViKKKtorious.png|viKKKtorious
File:Moon Man - Deluxe EP.jpg|Deluxe EP
File:MoonMan - Eclipse.jpg|Eclipse
File:Moonman - A KKKhristmas KKKarol.jpg|A KKKhristmas KKKarol
File:MoonMan - Back in White.jpg|Back in White
File:MoonMan - The Star, The Cloud and The Moon.jpg|The Star, The Cloud and The Moon
File:MoonMan - Straight Outta Ferguson.jpg|Straight Outta Ferguson
File:Moon Nu-Man.png|Moon [[Nu-male|Nu-Man]]
File:Moonman-globohomo.png|Moon Man in [[Corporate Art Style]].
</gallery>}}

== See Also ==
[[File:MoonMan - Sicker than your average nigger killler.jpg|link=|300px|right]]
*[[8chan]]
*[[Angry Goy II]]
*[[‎Black Lives Splatter]]
*[[pol|/pol/]]
*[[KKK]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Troll]]
*[[YTMND]]
*[[Johnny Rebel]]
*[[Subservient Chicken]]
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Pepe]]

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Mac_Tonight}}
*[http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Moon_Man YTMND wiki's article on Moon Man (notice how it fails to mention Notorious KKK]
*[http://archive.fo/pvxDu Text to speech]
*[http://rwthwrhwrthwrth.ytmnd.com/ The original Moon Man YTMND]
*<del>[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7AncN4Q841ht9Doapb_yIQ Moon Man Official YouTube channel] DED</del> [https://archive.org/details/moon-man-reacts IA mirror]
*[http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=ytmnd+moon+man&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq= Google search examples of Moon Man]
*[http://moonmankillinniggers.ytmnd.com/ Moon Man can rap]
*[http://www.forum.mooncentral.net/ Mooncentral forums]
*[http://moonkkkrew.forumotion.net/t431-moon-crew-offical-faq-must-read Moon Man and MoonKrew forums]
*[http://8ch.net/moonman/ Image board for those who think /pol/ is a little too PC for the average Moon Man Fan]
*[https://notoriouskkk.ytmnd.com The ORIGINAL Notorious KKK]

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