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Mike Chitwood

2026-01-24T20:06:40Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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'''Mike Chitwood''', a.k.a. Kike Shitwood{{Jew}}, is a former [[Florida]] sheriff turned full-time [[Internet police]]man with a hate-boner for those [[4chan]] [[trolls]]. What separates him from most of the casuals is his ability to actually send those trolls to jail.

==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==
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Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen.

==Chitwood goes after the kids==

[[File:Minecraft don’t go to school meme.jpeg|thumb|left|Post this and the [[consequences will never be the same]].]]
Sometime in 2024, Chitwood began arresting and perp-walking kids for posting [[school shooting]] threats online. The department also made sure to release their face [[dox]]es and [[powerword]]s as a form of punishment through public humiliation via their “Naming and Shaming” policy; forever screwing up their future prospects just for sharing [[edgy]] [[memes]] online or having a dark and sordid sense of humor. This caused much butthurt among [[free speech]] advocates and [[columbiners]], although if any of them were serious about shooting up their school, than I guess you could just call it Natural Selection.

Since Chitwood and company gleefully released these kids' information to the public, we might as well cover some of them with their mugshots to boot as certificates of their badassery:

:''see also: [[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures]]''
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*'''Carlo "Kingston" Dorelli''' (11), Creekside Middle School
Jokingly showed off his arsenal of air soft guns, knives, swords and a hit list to his classmates through FaceTime calls, leading to his arrest on Sept. 16, 2024. Ironically, it was another 11-year-old boy that ratted him out who was involved in similar activities.
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*'''Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance''' (17 & 16), T. Dewitt Taylor Middle-High
Shortly after their school broadcasted an announcement warning students that all threats would be taken seriously and could lead to arrest, Trinity posted a picture of her school laptop on [[Snapchat]] captioned with “Imma shoot up the school”, Brayden commented “Same”, then they were both arrested on Sep. 18, 2024.

Perp walk video: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=505488772279311&vanity=sheriffchitwood&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc2OTAzNjYxOTAwMCwiciI6Imh0dHBzOlwvXC93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbVwvIn0%3D
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*'''Kamden Taylor''' (13), Riverview Learning Center
Arrested TWICE. Once on Sept. 27, 2024, for making a threat against somebody through his [[PlayStation]] and again in Feb. 6, 2025, because the AI overlords detected something he wrote on his school computer.
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Hopefully, this gives you an idea of how absolutely minute some of these kids' offenses were and how Orwellian the justice response to it is.

Btw, feel free to add more child victims to this list.

===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===
Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus was upset with Chitwood's treatment of these children because their mugshots were being sourced into his [[AI art|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.

==The Final Solution==
Due to Sheriff Mike Shitwood's egregious breach of the constitution and our right to the freedom of speech, we here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] have made the unanimous decision that Sheriff Mike Chitwood must die. I’m sorry, but we at Encyclopedia Dramatica are going to kill you, LOL, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. We are anonymous, we are legion.

{{rainbow|I repeat: we are going to kill Sheriff Mike Chitwood.}}

[[You]] can help by forwarding this message to Sheriff Mike Chitwood at Volusia Country, Florida.

==Gallery==
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==See Also==
*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]].
*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - one of his victims.
*[[Richard Golden]] - another one of his victims.

==External Links==
*[https://www.facebook.com/sheriffchitwood/ His Facebook]
*[https://x.com/SheriffChitwood His Twitter]
*[https://www.instagram.com/sheriffchitwood/?hl=en His Instagram]

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Simian Jimmy

2026-01-16T22:13:53Z

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Rogue, Internet Man

2026-01-10T19:11:15Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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[[File:Rogue on bandicam.jpg|thumb|right|He looks like a fucking 14-year old little boy surrounded by his lil' children's toys]]

'''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword| Real name:]] '''Brent Allen Jansen''') is a wannabe [[Mister Metokur| Mister Metokur 2.0]] and [[Youtuber| massive YouTuber grifter]] who made [[Shitpost|low-effort content]] on safe and familiar lolcows and especially surrounding the King of Lolcows himself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. His online presence mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki articles verbatim; getting into internet spat fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels and various social media users with no actual means of defending themselves; paired with his boring ass streams featuring his cokehead nobody "friends". All the while he desperately wants to be perceived as the next [[Mister Metokur| '''Jim81Jim''']]; going as far as to imitate his manner of speaking with his fake raspberry radio and even structuring his content very similarly to his own. While Rogue will want to dilute the majority of people into thinking he's in his mid to late adult years, he's in his twenties, (Twenty-four at the time of his initial exposure) as he graduated high school back in 2016.

The story of Rogue, Internet Man is another classic case of someone who pretends to be a cool online tough guy, but really is [[IRL| a insecure, thin-skinned and scared deranged violent doxxing ginger fat man behind the scenes.]] Don't be like this, and remember that your online actions have serious consequences, especially when you attach those actions to your stupid pig-nosed face, while also serving as a valuable reminder and cautionary tale on those who build and revolve their around lolcow culture, most are often then not turn out to be lolcows in their own right. And is exactly the reason why not to get directly involved in Chris-chan orbiter circle just like [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] beforehand.

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== Rogue's fumbling and not-so humbling begins ==
Brent loves the attention, and before finding it though the rogue character and YouTube, he was known on the [[GTAForums]] [https://gtaforums.com/profile/583435-thengclan/ theNGclan] and [[Twitch]] [https://www.twitch.tv/thengclan] as theNGclan. However, he's also very protective of this too, and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows that it was him, and if you were to make any sort of post about it, then your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the forum staff telling you that he doesn't not want to be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform. And, in typical Brent Jansen fashion, he'll deny ever being theNGclan, but how can it be denied? [https://anonfiles.com/d268bar1y4/Rogue_NikoBellic_mp3 the similarities between their voices?]

=== The North Yankton DLC Hoax ===
theNGClan began his reputation as a complete and total bullshitter back in 2013, by creating a fake DLC leak for [[Grand Theft Auto V| Grand Theft Auto V]] set in [[North Dakota|North Yankton]]. Because who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole backwater midwest armpit state is really anyone's guess, really? But people believed those leaks and swallowed the bullshit whole. He found it in the hex code of a title update to be the real deal and he rode it in high on their shoulders like a king. Getting exactly what he wanted the attention; Well of course until actual modders who do far more than just shitty character ports checked the actual code for themselves and then proceeded to call him out on his shit. causing him to confess to this hoax, but not before [[It was a social experiment| trying to save his ass by calming he was only trying to promote elaborate discussion]]. Before two tailing it out of there and fading back into obscurity on the forum.

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=== San Andreas Connection ===
Shortly after the North Yankton DLC was proven to be a hoax, [[Epic Ween| Brent, being unable to take L's and move on with his life]] was still yearning for yet more attention, and within the files of his shitty character ports, it makes references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which [[Asperger Syndrome| "centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has recently moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets,]] (Which is spoilers! Niko Bellic has [[Homosexuality| closeted homoerotic]] and [[Pedophilia| Pedophilic coomer groomer tendencies]] that he doesn't want to get out to the public) [[Asperger Syndrome| This was enough to pull Niko back into the criminal underworld. And with his associates by his side, who are known as some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas. During which he will venture into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, where he will eventually bumps shoulder to shoulder with criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, all while doing what it takes to survive."]] All of this exists just to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Brent feel cool about it and himself. If you actually want to read and find out more about his poorly-written fanfiction; don't you worry nor fret dear reader because he's already got you covered! Just visit.

* [https://san-andreas-connection.fandom.com/wiki/San_Andreas_Connection his fandom page] (Unfortunately this page has been deleted, wonder why?)
* [https://www.moddb.com/mods/san-andreas-connection an archived ModDB page]

Now trivia sections are generally filled with a lot of BS in them, acting like this was a legitimate and real thing despite there being zero evidence of it ever being actually playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM, which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that he was lying about having the tools that actually do not exist, among many, many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer, and it's really nothing, but just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from the vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise of - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic," which should have been addressed. A similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they were looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it was all [[Bullshit| complete and bullshit.]]

== YouTube Career ==
[[File:UGLY WHORE SKANK.jpg|thumb|right|His ugly elementary school librarian looking ass co-host Asterik, who is known to masturbating in front of Rogue for small amounts of cash and having [[Fail|lucrative]] [[Prostitute| bisexual prostitution "business"]]]]

For a while, Rogue had a "good career" on YouTube making fun of [[Retarded| mentally handicapped and disabled]] people. Some of his favorite things to do are weaponized his retarded audience into raiding Discord servers he vaguely dislikes with racist messages, blackmailing his moderators and internet rando threatening to destroy their lives over internet, as well as hosting all weird scat, fray, trap, gay, trans, cat and furry porn on discord server. (A server which was filled with minors and children.) And gruel of the crop of his content and main source of cash flow on YouTube '''The Rogue After Dark Stream''' in which the average stream would consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his co-hosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing [[shit nobody cares about]], and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]] and whatever boring internet trash that he could find.

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== The drama ==
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[[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|This was found on his server.]]
[[File:Noisebones Desktop Saveuser2.png|thumb|right|Rogue discussing his own suicidal thoughts on Kiwi Farms, now let's see if we can push him any further!]]

Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And those shards will fall down your throat, rupturing and shredding your entire intestinal tract causing you to bleed out the ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected [[Over 9000|5 GB]] of [[tranny]] and [[furry]] porn, [[Sick fuck| as well as sending said porn to teenagers]].

After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy| super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.

In one instance of this, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and massive faggot [[MrRepzion| Repzion]]. The two had some beef for whatever dumb fucking reason, so in his infinite wisdom Rogue decided to set his sights on Repzion girlfriend, who once performed in private [[Porn| as a minor]]. Rogue, being the [[Mega ultra super genius| highly intellectual]] thirty to forty year old man that he definitely most certainly is, decided when out to gather every single bit of this porn and compile it into a document in order to use in a blackmail smear harassment campaign against Repzion. When someone who did little more research into this subject confronted him about the fact this was likely and confidently child porn!; Rogue reassured them that "everybody was already onboard with it" and he had his moderators' verifiably verified it for him. But the real question is: what fucking weird-ass associates do you have within your inner circle that who can professionally separate CP from RP? After all of this occurred, he within fifteen minutes [[Delete fucking everything| scrubbed every single bit of his internet presence]], effectively ghosting himself online for a brief time.

Here's a list of things he has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators from his Discord server:

* He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
* He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.
* He's [[Nice Guy| pays women to masturbate for him]] [[Incel| while laughing at them behind there backs.]]
* He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.
* He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.
* He drove out drunk to the point where he almost died from a car accident a few years ago.
* He masturbates to tranny porn of his own shitty OC character.
* He's [[whore| lowkey and would paid to fuck]]
* He's phoned up Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
* He has stolen vehicles before.
* He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them.
* He’s lied about being a former employee at Rockstar Games.
* He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them.
* He likes to project his actions on to others in an attempt to deflect them, like [[Joshua Conner Moon| a certain individual]]
* He created [[Narcissistic personality disorder| his own Wikitubia page.]]
* He’s taken [[Acerthorn| petty legal action against Wendi Diego.]] While using both his family and dead niece as his excuse just to look good, and cool in front of the people of the internet.

The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and he deleted everything after getting doxed suggested that there was and still is probably far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what came to light shortly. Something that cannot be passed off as accusation or mere rumor: [[Batshit insane|his brother.]]

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==His Brother: the child abusing murder==
[[File:Howard Jansen III.jpg|thumb| You better watch your ass, because this man will fucking sodomize it]]

After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious and appalling shit attached to his family name. His [[batshit insane]] brother, '''Howard Jansen III''', one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter '''Olivia Ann Jansen''' by bashing her head in. He even tried to reach out to family about hiding all the evidence against him too. Like brother, like brother. [https://lawandcrime.com/crime/kansas-dad-admits-to-brutal-murder-of-3-year-old-daughter-who-was-beaten-and-kept-locked-in-a-dog-kennel/]

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== Howard Jansen II Enterprises ==
[[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-55-11-526.jpg|thumb|His dad's dealership]]
[[File:Rogue'sparents.png|thumb|right|Rogue's parents, Elizabeth Jansen (on the left) and Howard Jansen II (on the right). Here they are contemplating what a bunch of faggots they are and how things could have been different.]]

Did you know Brent's [[ATHF| Dad owns a business?]] And said father is a literally used car salesman and notorious fellow cowardly con-man who runs a shady car dealership in Kansas City, Kansas called '''Howard Jansen II Enterprises'''. A business that isn't even a licensed or legal business, that has multiple and numerous complaints levied against them.[https://www.bbb.org/us/ks/kansas-city/profile/used-car-dealers/howard-jansen-ii-enterprises-0674-11020002 the BBB]

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The majority of the reviews on his dad's dealership are entirely negative for one reason or another. Only reaffirming the general consensus that is Rogue and company are incredibly horrible and rotten people who only rival [[Nigger| niggers]] in their arrogance.

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== Videos ==
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==Gallery==
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File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-46-25-067.jpg|Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Rogue.
File:Rogue'sface.png|Photo of Brent Jansen in all of his glory!
File:Rogue internet pussy.jpg|They got children on their minds.
File:Rogues tiny dick.jpg|Behold! Brent Jansen’s [[Micropenis| miniscule not-so hidden 0.75-Inch treasure.]] Hmm… Does this remind you of[[You| anyone?]] (Just keep these photos in mind, they'll be important later.)
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File:Bandicam 2022-06-23 08-13-12-561.jpg|Yeah it all makes sense now.
File:Rogue's porno stash .jpg|Really riveting stuff. (Ohhhh this is so fuuucking hot. [[Faggot| - Rouge’s mentally challenged audience.]])
File:Rogue internet pussy again.jpg|Hentai he had commissioned himself. (Some of the finest wish fulfillment projection you'll ever see.)
File:Rogue's response .jpg|Rogue's own response to having this wish fulfillment porn drawn of himself.
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==See Also==
* [[Acerthorn]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - Another lolcow of his type.
* [[Chris-chan]] - The lolcow he obsesses over
* [[Delete fucking everything]] - One of his favorite pastime.
* [[Dillin Thomas]] - Rogue's own diametrically opposed Yang.
* [[Ethan Ralph]]
* [[Internet tough guy]]
* [[Null]]
* [[Ricegum]]
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]
* [[Transgender]] - Like the dirty and smelly a-logging pseudo-man who created this initial article
* [[Troll shielding]]

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Kingcobrajfs

2026-01-05T20:41:29Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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{{Fact|OMG KIWIFARMS KILLED HIM!!!}}
[[File:kingcobrajfsside.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Kingcobra,<br>|Chicks dig bad boy goths who sing and play guitar.]]
{{ytlink|we0L-FJ3Hkg|KingcobraJFS}} ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword|Josh Saunders]]) was an [[autistic]] 'goth' [[YouTuber]] from Casper, [[Wyoming]]. Josh's 'content' mostly consisted of bad guitar playing, vocal covers of goth bands like Nickleback, cooking videos, drink reviews and the occasional outside video where he rides his green beach cruiser. Josh was very delusional and thought that he could sing like famous singers, play guitar extremely well and also that he had a big penis.

You'll notice that was in the past tense because he's dead now.

==The Documentary==

Josh is widely known for his documentary on YouTube by a filmmaker named Trappped. The documentary goes through an average day with Josh, drinking Jagermeister with his loser friends in Casper Wyoming. Josh discusses his drug habits, being bullied in high-school and the love of his life (who he lost shortly after the documentary because they were cheating on each other) Stephanie.

{{center|'''<big>Goth King Cobra by Trappped</big>'''}}
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==Gothickingcobra52==

[[File:KingCobraAtLevelOne.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Kingcobra,<br>|Josh with a bowl haircut living with his parents.]]
Josh started making videos on his first account gothickingcobra52 in about 2011. The channel itself was created on June 13, 2010, but he didn't start to gain traction until about July 2011. It is unclear when exactly he published his first ever video. In the beginning, Josh's videos were quite good, he would talk about being bullied in school for being a retard, perving on hot girls in his class, magic and his own religion. Josh has a tattoo of the 'S' symbol kids used to draw in school, but it looks like a dick. Josh talks a lot about being [goth|goth] in his videos, his favorite goth bands are Ozzy Osbourne, Nickleback and other shitty bands. Josh being a retard ended up getting his account deleted by trolls.

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==Guitar playing==

Josh is an amazing guitar player shown from this video. Josh autistically strums his guitar really fast and thinks he is really fucking good.

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Thankfully Josh usually ends up smashing his guitars in an autistic rage.

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==Mad Cooking Skillz==
Cobz is world famous for his ability as a master youtube chef. He specializes in Roach Burritos, Mountain Dew hardboiled eggs, fries cooked in motor oil, and any other concoction he can think up. He is male witch at his cauldron. Gordon Ramsay, eat your fucking heart out.

==Drunkard==
After moving into a trailer, he is constantly drunk and angry and he took comment privileges away from his fans, saying that they are "bullying" him. Boo hoo!

To be fair, harassing KingCobraJFS is cringe anti-lulz behavior because if he leaves cyberspace no one will be able to extract lulz from him anymore. Still, deactivating comments shows that he has no spine left.

He also cant decide if he wants to be transphobic or not because of hermaphrodite fetish. What a fucking racist nazi.

It is only a matter of time until he drinks himself to death like the hedonistic degenerate that he is.

Unless he starts caring about his health, but that ain't likely.

==Drank Himself To Death==
[[File:KingCobraJFS-deadArticle.png|300px|thumb|right|RIP IN PEACE]]Turns out caring about his health ''wasn't'' going to be likely, because come August 2025, he ended up dying. No official cause of death released yet, but apparently it was "Death by [[Ozzy Osbourne]]". Specifically, after Ozzy died, KingCobraJFS's health got worse than it actually was, and that tipped him over the edge to eventual liver damage.

Cobra's dad ended up making a video about the whole thing... it's some real shit:

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He also managed to make the news with his death. A compilation of news articles will be compiled below.

*[https://archive.ph/c0dhZ]
*[https://archive.ph/tPpzY]
*[https://archive.ph/0hK62]

==Gallery of autism==
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File:KingCobraAtLevelZero.jpg|Josh and his father
File:MommyCobra.jpg|Doxxing his own mother on stream
File:JoshBB.jpg|Doing his best [[Randy Robert Stair]] Impression
File:RoachBurrito.jpg|The infamous Roach burrito
File:KingCobraAtLevel33.jpg|What he looks like nowadays
File:JoshMagicWand.jpg|KingCobra plays with his little Cobra
File:KingCobraRedneck.jpg|Silas Robertson?
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==Videos==
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==External links==
* {{yt|@|KingCobraJFS}}
* [https://archive.org/details/my-life-story-so-far/A+Fail+in+our+educational+system.mp4 Archive of over 100 ancient videos of his]
* {{Kf|22713|Kiwi Farms thread}}
* [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS Wikitubia page]
* {{reddit|KingCobraJFS00}}
* [https://pholder.com/r/kingcobrajfs/| r/Kingcobrajfs archive] – r/kingcobrajfs was banned, here is an image archive.
* [https://archive.ph/HWgrg Journalism article from 2011 reporting on his antics]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Renamed_user_f9f8e85d8951171a97f523abe389ce08/sandbox&oldid=1311629745 Fake wikipedia page]

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{{timeline|Article of the Now August 26 & 27, [[2025]]|[[Dying Alone]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Dirty Disney Confessions]]}}

Nick Fuentes

2026-01-03T18:31:12Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nick Fuentes'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|August 18, 1998 ({{age|1998|8|18}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Nicholas Joseph Fuentes}}
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{{ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|E-Begging}}
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'''Nicholas Joseph Fuentes'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Nick the Spic''') is a {{age|1998|8|18}}-year-old virgin spic homo Christfag who is best known for being the leader of the “America First Movement”. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as '''[[Pepe|Groypers]]''' or '''[[Niggers|Nickers]]''', as his own [[personal army]], who [[False flaggot|false-flag]] and [[IRL]] [[raid|brigade]] anybody that Nick disagrees with.

He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking [[femboy]] [[nudes|thigh pics]] on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted Discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)
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== Background ==
[[File:Nicky-kun eats a booger.png|thumb|right|250px|The [[Le 56% Face|face]] of [[white supremacy|"white" supremacy]].]]
Born to a half-[[Mexico|Mexican]] father (who most likely [[rape|diddled]] him as a child), Nick began his political career on [[Twitter]] by trying to befriend every right wing bodybuilder for [[Lies|totally non-sexual reasons]], making totally ironic catboy jokes in group chats and totally absolutely ironically confessing to some of those said bodybuilders that [[Truth|he's gay]]. The next stage of his political career was attending the [[Richard Spencer]] wet dream that was the [[James Alex Fields|2017 Charlottesville rally]], after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and [[manchild|moved back in with his parents and sister]], which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).

[[File:ITS IRONIC MOM PLEASE.png|thumb|You see, mom, I like having [[buttsecks|sex with men]] ''ironically'', {{Archive|zdwxQ|so that makes it OK}}.]]His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with [[Zippocat|catboys]] and other such forms of [[pedophilia|shotacon]]-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally [[denial|ironic]]!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking [[trannies]]' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and [[Vaush]], as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. ''Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!''

{{quote|"If you get [[schizophrenia|redpilled]], don't tell [[your mom]]. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[whore|your mom]]''. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[failure|your parents]]'', alright? [...] DON'T TELL MOM AND DAD! [...] If you get redpilled, play it close to the chest, don't tell anybody, keep it to yourself, keep it to you and [[NEET|your online friends]], ''alright?''"|Nick, being an (ironic) [[pedophile|groomer]].}}

In 2018, after a reading out a [[Camwhore|superchat donation]] which included a [[Holocaust]] related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of [[Jewish]] media talking about what an evil [[alt-right]] [[racist]] [[sexist]] [[Nazi]] this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his [[YouTube]] channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.
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==The Groyper Wars==

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of [[autism|autists]] into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about [[Charlie Kirk]] and [[Ben Shapiro]]{{Jew}}, as well as going to their IRL events and telling unfunny alt-right [[in-Jokes]] that totally aren't overused. Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one [[Holocaust|innocent cookie-related question]] as a [[Unoriginal|very original and funny joke]].

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==Nick's Catboy Fetish==

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "[[CatboyKami]]" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about [[niggers]] on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any [[rule 34|weird ideas]].

[[File:Nick Fuentes Loves Cat Boys 2.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Nyan XD!!]]
[[File:Fuentes catboy.jpg|thumb|right|350px|:3]]
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This ironic [[buttsecks|meetup]] seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an ''America First'' episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.

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On top of all that, Nick even had a channel dedicated to catboys on the now deleted America first Discord server. But remember, [[Lie|IT'S ALL IRONIC!]]
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==Nick "denies" the accusations==
in his [[2022]] Christmas stream, he tried to convince his detractors that he's [[not gay]] by declaring that "having sex with women is gay" and that not being attracted to women actually makes him "more heterosexual than anybody". This clip would later be featured on the [[Jimmy Kimmel]] show after his meetup with [[Kanye West]] and [[Donald Trump|Orange man]].
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==Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist==
[[File:Zoomerfag edits.mp4|thumb|right|350px|[[Unfunny|Imagine making these]].]]
When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of [[boomers]] standing around doing nothing while wearing [[QAnon]] merch). He was suspended from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]] shortly after (which he claimed was due to the [[ADL]] pestering le [[admins]] to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "[[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein]]" Gaetz, a [[Republican Party|Republican]] politician [[Glenn Beck#The 1990 rape accusations|accused of raping a 17-year-old girl]], and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in [[Texas]]), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of [[shota|underaged male teenagers]] to watch shitty [[Forced Meme|zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy]] edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified [[spic]] (and not-so-self-identified [[simp]] for [[Camwhore|e-girls]]) who tried getting people from his [[discord]] server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO [[Patrick Casey]] for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another [[James Alex Fields|retard rally]] that will likely be crawling full of [[KKK|federal informants]]. [[Patrick Casey]] has since remained a respectable [[Autism|Political Commentator]] while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for [[CatboyKami|known]] [[Donald Trump|pedophiles]] and associating with [[Wigger]] retards like [[Ethan Ralph]] and [[The Weekly Sweat]].
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==Nick Admits Being a Bitter Incel==
In late 2021, Nick admits having no romantic relationship with women in an interview with Sydney Watson. Furthermore, Nick says women should have rights as much as Afghanis Women's rights and wants a Taliban-style movement to exist in America.

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A few days after the interview, Nick proceeds to host several spaces on Twitter only to get banned again. Different from his usual ban, All of Nick's Gay followers aka Groypers also got banned even the ones who never or rarely interact with him. This led to Groypers' mass exodus to Gab.

==FELTED!==
After 2021 passed away and 2022 came, Nick has been hit by several dramas and hit pieces. The first one is by Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux came to shoot a documentary with Nick and his sycophants to expose the retardation of AF. The documentary has become a disaster for Nick but it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Nick has become friends with [[Ethan Ralph]] and gives him a platform to stream. Ethan has recently DMCA'd several for making fun of him. This has led many streamers to complain about his behavior. Rather than condemning Ethan, Nick decided to defend his gross action as based. [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]], who is dying of cancer, calls out Nick's behavior. Nick doesn't accept what Metokur says and challenges him to a debate. However, Metokur is able to humiliate Nick in the debate.

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After being BTFO'd by Metokur, Nick came into disbelief and coped by pretending he actually won the debate [[Donald Drumpf|just like his master]]. Later, Jaden, his BF, just got a girlfriend and started distancing him. Nick is suddenly enraged with the fact that Jaden lost his virginity and starts hunting his cum with blacklights. Jaden soon retires from AF and lives a happy life with his gf rather than being stuck in the Incel Catboy Death Cult. Jaden soon exposes this fact in Kino Casino along with another ex-AF who escaped the cult, Simon.
[[File:Fuentes cancer.jpg|thumb|center|What goes around comes around]]

==Doxxing==
[[File:Smithers with hoes.png|thumb|Nick when women start showing up to his house.]]
Following the advent of [[Trump]]'s courageous victory in [[2024]], Fuentes first uttered his victory chant: "[[Your body, my choice.|Your body, my choice!]]" on Twitter/x. Unhinged feminist whores didn't ignore it like the cheap, obvious rage bait that it was, and instead larped around on [[Twitter]]/[[Bluesky]]/[[Facebook]]/whatever their preferred social media addiction is acting like [[Internet Tough Guy|internet tough gals]] about it. Feeling [[almost raped]] by those magic words, they decided to pull out their own little magic trick: doxxing him; something that Fuentes is still massively butthurt about to this day.

===Pepper spray incident===
On November 10th, a fugly [[feminist]] [[vegan]] jewess clad in tacky clothing and obnoxious political pins named Marla Rose and her friend decided to show up to Nick's place to teach him a lesson about making mean jokes on the internet. Marla Stood at his front door stalking and berating him, recording it all on her phone for [[internet points]]. Eventually Nick had enough of this whale's harrowing ululations. Nick opened his door, pepper sprayed her in the face, then took her phone, pimp slapped her to the ground and finally [[raep|turned her body into his choice]]. Marla is pressing charges of battery over this event.

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===Dox===
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929 Newberry Ave
La Grange Park, IL 60526
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==Assassination attempt==
{{Main|John R. Lyons}}
It was a cold December night on the 18th, when John R. Lyons decided to kill 3 people before escaping to say hello to Nick Fuentes. He rang his doorbell and called out for him with his weapons clearly visible. Nick called the pigs and when they showed up John made a run for it, forcing his way into a nearby house and killing an additional two dogs before running out into the yard where he died after provoking a shoot out with the police. In the end, Lyons achieved nothing except for getting a really lame [[high score]] and giving Nick's claims of people wanting to kill him validity. Nick blamed his attempted assassination on his recent doxxation and is set to relocate to a new house.

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== See Also ==
* [[IRL Groyper]]
* [[Neo-con]]
* [[QAnon]]
* [[CatboyKami]] - the faggots boyfriend
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Le 56% Face]]

== External links ==
* [https://nicholasjfuentes.com Official website]
:*[https://cozy.tv/ Official cozy.tv website]
* <s>{{twitter|NickJFuentes|Nick's Twitter account}}</s> <s>'''BALEETED!!!'''</s> <s>'''Oh wait! Elon just gives your account back. WELCOME BACK, NICK!'''</s> '''JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOL''' ({{wayback|https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes|20210708182935|title=1}} {{archive|cfQkU|2}})
:*<s>{{twitter|raper6000|Tooootally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''BALEETED AGAIN!!!''' ({{archive|https://twitter.com/raper6000/*|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|cheeser3000|Another totally random guy who's DEFINITELY NOT Nick}}</s> '''COME ON, NICK, THIS ISN'T EVEN ON TWITTER ANYMORE THIS IS ON YOU'''
:*<s>{{twitter|BranFlakes5000|This is getting stupid}}</s> '''BALEETED ALONG WITH HIS GAY FOLLOWERS!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|iloveindia1000|Wow, a new account! I bet Twitter won't ever banned Nick ag-}}</s> '''JUST KIDDING!!! BALEETED MINUTES AFTER CREATION LOLOLOLOLOL'''
:*<s>{{twitter|exiledinternet|*sigh*}}</s> '''If you were banned from 109 platforms, does it truly their fault, Nick?'''
:*<s>{{twitter|heyeveryone08|Oh look, Elon just bought Twitter. Surely Nick won't be banned this time}}</s> '''LOL NOPE'''
:*<s>{{twitter|MrKrabs9000|Yo Nick, what's that tranny porn tab on your browser?}}</s> '''BALEETED BY HIMSELF LOL''' ({{archive|8gv5O|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|punishedhooplah|Just admit it that the previous account is actually you, Nick}}</s> '''This is getting boring'''
:*<s>{{kf|120200|Whatever, go check this KiwiFarms thread for Nick's future twitter update instead}}</s> '''SUBFORUM SHUT DOWN DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!!!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|autumngroyper|So far the longest surviving Nick's alt account for now}}</s> '''BALEETED AS WELL!!!!!!!'''
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*<s>{{instagram|nicholasjfuentes|Nick's Instagram}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel|Again, totally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''ALSO BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel2|Does Nick not get tired of making alts?}}</s> '''BALEETED TOO!!!'''
:* <S>{{instagram|bossbabyincel4|How many times are you gonna make alts, Nick?}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* {{instagram|contentcreator008|Long time no see on Instagram, Nick}}
*<s>{{yt|c|UCsJ86N5n7fcEC_Ds8dYJKzA|America First with Nicholas J Fuentes}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
*{{kf|64977|KiwiFarms thread}}
* {{Telegram|nickjfuentes|Nick's Telegram}}
* {{Gab|realnickjfuentes|Nick's Gab}}

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{{Timeline|Featured article August 23 and 24, [[2022]]|[[SWATting]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Kiwi Farms]]}}

Nick Fuentes

2026-01-03T18:29:58Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* FELTED! */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nick Fuentes'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|August 18, 1998 ({{age|1998|8|18}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Nicholas Joseph Fuentes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height:'''|5}}
{{ibrow|'''Residency:'''|[[Illinois]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Sexuality:'''|Faggot}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|E-Begging}}
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'''Nicholas Joseph Fuentes'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Nick the Spic''') is a {{age|1998|8|18}}-year-old virgin spic homo Christfag who is best known for being the leader of the “America First Movement”. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as '''[[Pepe|Groypers]]''' or '''[[Niggers|Nickers]]''', as his own [[personal army]], who [[False flaggot|false-flag]] and [[IRL]] [[raid|brigade]] anybody that Nick disagrees with.

He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking [[femboy]] [[nudes|thigh pics]] on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted Discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)
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== Background ==
[[File:Nicky-kun eats a booger.png|thumb|right|250px|The [[Le 56% Face|face]] of [[white supremacy|"white" supremacy]].]]
Born to a half-[[Mexico|Mexican]] father (who most likely [[rape|diddled]] him as a child), Nick began his political career on [[Twitter]] by trying to befriend every right wing bodybuilder for [[Lies|totally non-sexual reasons]], making totally ironic catboy jokes in group chats and totally absolutely ironically confessing to some of those said bodybuilders that [[Truth|he's gay]]. The next stage of his political career was attending the [[Richard Spencer]] wet dream that was the [[James Alex Fields|2017 Charlottesville rally]], after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and [[manchild|moved back in with his parents and sister]], which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).

[[File:ITS IRONIC MOM PLEASE.png|thumb|You see, mom, I like having [[buttsecks|sex with men]] ''ironically'', {{Archive|zdwxQ|so that makes it OK}}.]]His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with [[Zippocat|catboys]] and other such forms of [[pedophilia|shotacon]]-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally [[denial|ironic]]!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking [[trannies]]' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and [[Vaush]], as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. ''Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!''

{{quote|"If you get [[schizophrenia|redpilled]], don't tell [[your mom]]. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[whore|your mom]]''. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[failure|your parents]]'', alright? [...] DON'T TELL MOM AND DAD! [...] If you get redpilled, play it close to the chest, don't tell anybody, keep it to yourself, keep it to you and [[NEET|your online friends]], ''alright?''"|Nick, being an (ironic) [[pedophile|groomer]].}}

In 2018, after a reading out a [[Camwhore|superchat donation]] which included a [[Holocaust]] related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of [[Jewish]] media talking about what an evil [[alt-right]] [[racist]] [[sexist]] [[Nazi]] this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his [[YouTube]] channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.
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==The Groyper Wars==

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of [[autism|autists]] into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about [[Charlie Kirk]] and [[Ben Shapiro]]{{Jew}}, as well as going to their IRL events and telling unfunny alt-right [[in-Jokes]] that totally aren't overused. Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one [[Holocaust|innocent cookie-related question]] as a [[Unoriginal|very original and funny joke]].

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==Nick's Catboy Fetish==

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "[[CatboyKami]]" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about [[niggers]] on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any [[rule 34|weird ideas]].

[[File:Nick Fuentes Loves Cat Boys 2.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Nyan XD!!]]
[[File:Fuentes catboy.jpg|thumb|right|350px|:3]]
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This ironic [[buttsecks|meetup]] seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an ''America First'' episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.

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On top of all that, Nick even had a channel dedicated to catboys on the now deleted America first Discord server. But remember, [[Lie|IT'S ALL IRONIC!]]
[[File:Fuentesdiscord.png|thumb|center|500px]]

==Nick "denies" the accusations==
in his [[2022]] Christmas stream, he tried to convince his detractors that he's [[not gay]] by declaring that "having sex with women is gay" and that not being attracted to women actually makes him "more heterosexual than anybody". This clip would later be featured on the [[Jimmy Kimmel]] show after his meetup with [[Kanye West]] and [[Donald Trump|Orange man]].
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==Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist==
[[File:Zoomerfag edits.mp4|thumb|right|350px|[[Unfunny|Imagine making these]].]]
When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of [[boomers]] standing around doing nothing while wearing [[QAnon]] merch). He was suspended from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]] shortly after (which he claimed was due to the [[ADL]] pestering le [[admins]] to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "[[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein]]" Gaetz, a [[Republican Party|Republican]] politician [[Glenn Beck#The 1990 rape accusations|accused of raping a 17-year-old girl]], and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in [[Texas]]), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of [[shota|underaged male teenagers]] to watch shitty [[Forced Meme|zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy]] edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified [[spic]] (and not-so-self-identified [[simp]] for [[Camwhore|e-girls]]) who tried getting people from his [[discord]] server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO [[Patrick Casey]] for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another [[James Alex Fields|retard rally]] that will likely be crawling full of [[KKK|federal informants]]. [[Patrick Casey]] has since remained a respectable [[Autism|Political Commentator]] while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for [[CatboyKami|known]] [[Donald Trump|pedophiles]] and associating with [[Wigger]] retards like [[Ethan Ralph]] and [[The Weekly Sweat]].
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==Nick Admits Being a Bitter Incel==
In late 2021, Nick admits having no romantic relationship with women in an interview with Sydney Watson. Furthermore, Nick says women should have rights as much as Afghanis Women's rights and wants a Taliban-style movement to exist in America.

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A few days after the interview, Nick proceeds to host several spaces on Twitter only to get banned again. Different from his usual ban, All of Nick's Gay followers aka Groypers also got banned even the ones who never or rarely interact with him. This led to Groypers' mass exodus to Gab.

==FELTED!==
After 2021 passed away and 2022 came, Nick has been hit by several dramas and hit pieces. The first one is by Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux came to shoot a documentary with Nick and his sycophants to expose the retardation of AF. The documentary has become a disaster for Nick but it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Nick has become friends with [[Ethan Ralph]] and gives him a platform to stream. Ethan has recently DMCA'd several for making fun of him. This has led many streamers to complain about his behavior. Rather than condemning Ethan, Nick decided to defend his gross action as based. [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]], who is dying of cancer, calls out Nick's behavior. Nick doesn't accept what Metokur says and challenges him to a debate. However, Metokur is able to humiliate Nick in the debate.

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After being BTFO'd by Metokur, Nick came into disbelief and coped by pretending he actually won the debate [[Donald Drumpf|just like his master]]. Later, Jaden, his BF, just got a girlfriend and started distancing him. Nick is suddenly enraged with the fact that Jaden lost his virginity and starts hunting his cum with blacklights. Jaden soon retires from AF and lives a happy life with his gf rather than being stuck in the Incel Catboy Death Cult. Jaden soon exposes this fact in Kino Casino along with another ex-AF who escaped the cult, Simon.
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==Doxxing==
[[File:Smithers with hoes.png|thumb|Nick when women start showing up to his house.]]
Following the advent of [[Trump]]'s courageous victory in [[2024]], Fuentes first uttered his victory chant: "[[Your body, my choice.|Your body, my choice!]]" on Twitter/x. Unhinged feminist whores didn't ignore it like the cheap, obvious rage bait that it was, and instead larped around on [[Twitter]]/[[Bluesky]]/[[Facebook]]/whatever their preferred social media addiction is acting like [[Internet Tough Guy|internet tough gals]] about it. Feeling [[almost raped]] by those magic words, they decided to pull out their own little magic trick: doxxing him; something that Fuentes is still massively butthurt about to this day.

===Pepper spray incident===
On November 10th, a fugly [[feminist]] [[vegan]] jewess clad in tacky clothing and obnoxious political pins named Marla Rose and her friend decided to show up to Nick's place to teach him a lesson about making mean jokes on the internet. Marla Stood at his front door stalking and berating him, recording it all on her phone for [[internet points]]. Eventually Nick had enough of this whale's harrowing ululations. Nick opened his door, pepper sprayed her in the face, then took her phone, pimp slapped her to the ground and finally [[raep|turned her body into his choice]]. Marla is pressing charges of battery over this event.

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===Dox===
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==Assassination attempt==
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It was a cold December night on the 18th, when John R. Lyons decided to kill 3 people before escaping to say hello to Nick Fuentes. He rang his doorbell and called out for him with his weapons clearly visible. Nick called the pigs and when they showed up John made a run for it, forcing his way into a nearby house and killing an additional two dogs before running out into the yard where he died after provoking a shoot out with the police. In the end, Lyons achieved nothing except for getting a really lame [[high score]] and giving Nick's claims of people wanting to kill him validity. Nick blamed his attempted assassination on his recent doxxation and is set to relocate to a new house.

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== See Also ==
* [[IRL Groyper]]
* [[Neo-con]]
* [[QAnon]]
* [[CatboyKami]] - the faggots boyfriend
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Le 56% Face]]

== External links ==
* [https://nicholasjfuentes.com Official website]
:*[https://cozy.tv/ Official cozy.tv website]
* <s>{{twitter|NickJFuentes|Nick's Twitter account}}</s> <s>'''BALEETED!!!'''</s> <s>'''Oh wait! Elon just gives your account back. WELCOME BACK, NICK!'''</s> '''JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOL''' ({{wayback|https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes|20210708182935|title=1}} {{archive|cfQkU|2}})
:*<s>{{twitter|raper6000|Tooootally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''BALEETED AGAIN!!!''' ({{archive|https://twitter.com/raper6000/*|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|cheeser3000|Another totally random guy who's DEFINITELY NOT Nick}}</s> '''COME ON, NICK, THIS ISN'T EVEN ON TWITTER ANYMORE THIS IS ON YOU'''
:*<s>{{twitter|BranFlakes5000|This is getting stupid}}</s> '''BALEETED ALONG WITH HIS GAY FOLLOWERS!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|iloveindia1000|Wow, a new account! I bet Twitter won't ever banned Nick ag-}}</s> '''JUST KIDDING!!! BALEETED MINUTES AFTER CREATION LOLOLOLOLOL'''
:*<s>{{twitter|exiledinternet|*sigh*}}</s> '''If you were banned from 109 platforms, does it truly their fault, Nick?'''
:*<s>{{twitter|heyeveryone08|Oh look, Elon just bought Twitter. Surely Nick won't be banned this time}}</s> '''LOL NOPE'''
:*<s>{{twitter|MrKrabs9000|Yo Nick, what's that tranny porn tab on your browser?}}</s> '''BALEETED BY HIMSELF LOL''' ({{archive|8gv5O|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|punishedhooplah|Just admit it that the previous account is actually you, Nick}}</s> '''This is getting boring'''
:*<s>{{kf|120200|Whatever, go check this KiwiFarms thread for Nick's future twitter update instead}}</s> '''SUBFORUM SHUT DOWN DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!!!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|autumngroyper|So far the longest surviving Nick's alt account for now}}</s> '''BALEETED AS WELL!!!!!!!'''
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*<s>{{instagram|nicholasjfuentes|Nick's Instagram}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel|Again, totally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''ALSO BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel2|Does Nick not get tired of making alts?}}</s> '''BALEETED TOO!!!'''
:* <S>{{instagram|bossbabyincel4|How many times are you gonna make alts, Nick?}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* {{instagram|contentcreator008|Long time no see on Instagram, Nick}}
*<s>{{yt|c|UCsJ86N5n7fcEC_Ds8dYJKzA|America First with Nicholas J Fuentes}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
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* {{Telegram|nickjfuentes|Nick's Telegram}}
* {{Gab|realnickjfuentes|Nick's Gab}}

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Snuegliffer returns:

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2025

2026-01-03T17:51:07Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* December */

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[[File:Nuclear Hellfire.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Remember, "duck and cover" won't save you from spontaneously turning into ashes.]]

After 2024 gave us [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]], [[Ryan Routh]], and [[Luigi Mangione]], '''2025''' continued the trend of high-profile assassins with [[Tyler Robinson]], who assassinated [[Charlie Kirk]] just for saying things Tyler didn't like.

On the bright side, we haven't died in nuclear hellfire, or maybe we did and the people controlling [[The Matrix|the simulation]] felt that they wanted to continue the program and reset it. Let's praise the mighty programmers with an [[God|"Amen"]] and hope that they'll add an extension to the program that gives us an afterlife.

Despite all that's happened, like illegal [[Mexicans]] jumping the border to spread brand new diseases, 231 [[school shootings]] that no one remembers by kids that thought they'd achieve [[Eric and Dylan]] status, and the continued onslaught by [[libtards]] that are still trying to convince us that [[global warming]] isn't a [[lie]] and think they have the numbers to prove it, it wasn't a bad year.

No. Fuck that. It was another [[shitty]] year where we have new worries such as "Thanks to 60 years of [[government]] mismanagement, will Social Security be there when we retire?", [[immigrants]] like Mexicans and [[ragheads]] replacing the white population by breeding like mongrel dogs roaming the streets because they don't know what a fucking [[condom]] is, and if they do, they still won't put one on or the all-around bullshit that we have to worry about every day.

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] did turn 21, so you crybaby [[emos]] out there can put away your razor blades and choose to not become another [[Christmas]] season [[suicide]] statistic because we depressed you.

Need a recap of what happened [[2024|last year]]? We've got you covered.

==January==
[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb|2025 starts off with a boom!]]
*1st
**[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] kills 14 people and injures 57 more in a car attack in New Orleans.
**A second mass shooting in [[Montenegro]] occurs, a man named [[Aco Martinović]] ([[Moonspeak|Ацо Мартиновић]] in Mount Niggerish) rages over a bar brawl and goes amok, killing 13 people and injuring 3 others before an heroing.
**[[Matthew Livelsberger]] blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
*2nd - Ten people are injured in yet another fucking shooting.
*7th - [[2025 Los Angeles Fires|California wildfires occur]].
*16th
**[[Nintendo]] announces the [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] 2.
**David Lynch dies.
*19th - [[TikTok]] gets banned in the US, causing severe butthurt from [[chronically online]] [[16-year-old girls]] for less than a day before being unbanned.
*20th
**The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
**A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the [[Zizian]] murder cult.
*21st - A ski resort fire in [[Türkiye]] removes [[Win|78]] kebabs.
*22nd - Another [[Sharty]]-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named [[Solomon Henderson]]. [[Ryan Palmeter]] is rolling in his grave.
*29th - In [[Washington, D.C.|America's capital city]], a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator {{wikilink|2025_Potomac_River_mid-air_collision|collides with a commercial passenger airplane}}. 67 die and [[Epic Win|there are no survivors.]]

==February==
* 1st - [[Black History Month]] begins.
* 4th - [[Rickard Andersson]], a 35-year-old [[Adam Lanza]]-looking [[Swedish|meatball faggot]], guns down several [[No|completely legal]] rapefugees that were peacefully learning Swedish in an adult education center, pwning 10 and injuring 12 before turning the gun on himself.
* 6th - 10 [[Injuns]] get [[pwnt]] in [[Alaska]] after their shitty Cessna crashed.
* 9th - A [[South America]]n immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the [[Police|Gardaí]].
* 10th
**[[Texas|The Gulf of Mexico]] gets renamed to the [[Retarded| "Gulf of America”]].
**A {{Wikilink|2025_Guatemala_City_bus_crash|bus falls off a bridge}} after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in [[Las Vegas|Las Vacas]] river, [[Guatemala]].
* 13th - A good (or just really [[retarded]]) Afghan [[Terrorist|immigrant]] and roid monkey called [[Powerword|Farhad Noori]]{{Muslim}} ([[Moonspeak|ساندنيغر]] in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow [[sand niggers]] ([[epic fail|a mother and daughter]]) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, [[Allah]] is mighty!
* 14th - Valentine's Day occurs.
* 15th - It happens yet AGAIN, a harmless [[Syrian]] asylum seeker [[Typical|slices people up]] unprovoked, killing a [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old boy]] and wounding five other people in Villach, Austria.
* 16th - Anne Marie Hochhalter dies, causing [[Eric and Dylan]]'s score to go up.
* 17th - A [[Toronto]] plane crash occurs, but [[fail]]s to kill all of the passengers, who survived.
* 21st - Cultural enrichment from a Syrian [[refugee]] (for real this time). The mudslime stabbed a [[kike]] [[Epic Win|at a Holocaust memorial]] in [[Germany|Goymany]]. Could we have more of this and less of raping 5-year-olds, [[sand niggers]]?
* 22nd - Yet another fucking Islamic terror attack in France, an Algerian by the name of Ibrahim Abdessemed{{Muslim}} stabs 6 people, killing one person and injuring five others before being arrested.

==March==
* 2nd - Some [[Nazi]] ran over random people in Germany.
* 5th - [[Serbia]]n parliament turns into an IRL [[Fortnite]] match when the minority coalition [[WTF|started throwing smoke grenades at everyone]].
* 6th - A [[Australia|kangaroo boy]] snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was [[v&]] before he could bring [[9/11]] down unda.
* 13th - An American Airlines flight in [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Colorado Springs]] turns out to be a [[Shi'ites|Sh'i'a]] or however the fuck you spell it, and [[an hero]]es itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its [[loli]] girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC.
* 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground. It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol.
* 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]].
* 27th - 6 [[Russia|Ruskie]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]].
* 29th - A dumb 6-year-old flew a kite into a [[United Airlines]] plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior.

==April==
* 1st
**[[Billy Mitchell]] would end up getting his first ever [[Epic Win]] in his lawsuit against [[Karl Jobst]], which was actually about Karl's accusations about Billy being responsible for Apollo Legend becoming [[an hero]], and Karl would end up losing a lot of credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations.
**Val Kilmer died of pneumonia and no, it's not an April Fools joke.
*2nd - [[Drumpf]] "liberates" America by forcing Americans to buy American.
* 5th
**Apparently, TikTok is gonna get banned again. But, as we all know, [[Truth|it will most likely be unbanned within an hour]].
**Butthurt [[liberals]] protest Trump across the nation, mainly because they're angry spics who can't run around and [[white genocide|multiculti]] the fuck out of everything anymore.
*7th
**[[Retard|Dumbass]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|sperglet]] [[spic]] Victor Perez gets shot and is declared to be braindead.
**[[Colossal Biosciences]] unbanned the [[furry|Dire Wolf]]. Will soon be used by [[Hamas]] to launch a retaliatory attack against IDF bases in response to the [[Kike Dog]] incident because everyone knows that happens when you give pro-terrorist activists too much money.
*10th - Helicopter in [[Jew York]] crashes, killing all 6 occupants
*14th - [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|4chan gets hacked by Soyjak.party and shut down]].
*17th - [[Phoenix Ikner|Yet another school shooting happens]], this time in [[Florida]].
*21st - [[Pope Francis]] dies at the age of [[88]].
*23rd - The first [[JewTube]] video turns 20.
*25th - [[4chan]] returns.
*26th - Some nutjob [[gook]] named Kai-Ji Adam Lo runs over a bunch of fellow Azns in Vancouver.

==May==
*2th - A [[tranny]] from [[Xitter]] known as [[Charlotte Fosgate]]{{Trans}} becomes [[an hero]].
*8th
**[[Ye]]{{Nazi}} releases the best song of the decade.
**[[Pope Leo XIV]] is sworn in.
*10th - [[The Donald]] tells [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut the war down]], causing [[peace]]. Will be spun by the [[leftists]] as a bad thing somehow.
*12th - The [[Communism|PKK]] disbands, ending a long, pleasurable epoch of [[Remove Kebab|kebab removals]] in Turkey.
*17th
**[[Joe Biden]] is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
**An emo crybaby named [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] blows up a fertility clinic over his hatred of life in general.

==June==
[[File:Fallenchungus country wars.jpg|thumb|June in a nutshell.]]
*1st - [[Ukraine]] uses FPV drones to [[pwn]] 30% of [[Russia]]'s bomber fleet.
*4th - [[South Korea]]'s new president, [[gook|Lee Jae-myung]], assumes office.
*5th
**[[Elon Musk]] and [[Donald_Drumpf|Donald Trump]] have the biggest [[gay]] [[breakup]] in history.
**The [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] 2 is released.
*8th - 3 [[Britfag]] [[crackhead]]s try to [[retard|sneak drugs into Indonesia]]. Why is this international news? Your guess is as good as mine, but since whites snuck drugs into a Muslim country, everyone is crying ([[Rapefugee|despite the inverse happening by the picosecond]]). Props to keeping [[spic]] "culture" out, [[Indonesia]].
*10th - [[Arthur Achleitner|Europe has its 3rd mass shooting, this time in Austria, with >10 fatalities in 1 year]], while the [[United States]] has had zero, but muh [[NRA]] is still the problem.
*12th - 61 people (and 174 [[Pajeets]]) are killed after a horrific incident where a Boeing 787 improperly took off and crashed into a hostel for nursing students. This is the first fatal incident involving a Boeing 787. At the very least that massive fireball will help with the shit smell.
*13th - [[Israel]] and [[Iran]] are playing OpenFront.io and start MIRVing each other. Jordanians use this as an opportunity to take epic selfies.
*14th
** A Trump worshipper named Vance Boelter does shit right and brings back the assassination meme, [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|unlike]] [[Ryan Routh|others]].
** [[No Kings|Faggots protest Trump across the world]].
** A "[[Alt-Right|Dark Enlightenment]]" [[lolbert]], Elijah Jordan Miller, livestreams himself threatening to shoot up one such protest in [[Tennessee]], and get arrested. Subsequent social media scrubbing shows that he was a transgender, neo-nazi, [[coprophile]], pedophile and gay porn star who was previously infamous for being a gooner in [[VRChat]], as well as once stealing his parent's guns then running away to another state to live in a tent, where he was playing VRChat with his [[Oculus Rift]] when the police caught him.
*17th - Idiot named James Wesley Burger gets arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a Christian concert. Was proven guilty with [[Roblox]] screenshots, lmaooo.
*21st - [[Mikayla Raines]] from SaveAFox Rescue an heroine'd. [[Reddit]] is to blame.
*22nd - Israel summons their oversized lap dog, the U.S of A, to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities.
*23rd
** Iran retaliates for yesterday's events by striking American military bases in [[Syria]] and [[Qatar]].
** Some 11-year-old niglet named Amir Atkins gets killed by other niggers. Get ready for another [[Summer of Love]].
*24th - {{youtube|NTYuTGsLuFA|Donald Trump drops the F-bomb}}.
*29th - {{tiktok|fly_fly_22/video/7127377841141976362|Brony}} named Wess Roley shoots 3 unarmed firefighters before joining [[Brandon Hole|Brandon]], [[Randy Stair|Randy]], and [[Juraj Krajčík|Juraj]] in Hell.

==July==
*7th - [[Jeffrey Epstein]]'s death is thought to be [[an hero]] according to jail checks.
*11th - 7-Eleven has free Slurpees, a piece of [[shit nobody cares about]].
*13th - Another day in america. Guy E. House, goes on a killing spree in a Baptist church in [[Kentucky]], killing 2 women before confronting the cops and getting killed by them.
*16th - Some [[Nigger|genius]] killed himself with a [[MRI]] machine by [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2n39dvp0po wearing a 20LB gym chain] and getting sucked in
*17th - ''The Furry Detectives: Unmasking a Monster'', a documentary about [[Kero The Wolf]] featuring members of his inner circle as guest cameos, will release on AMC+.
*22nd - [[Ozzy]] died (RIP).
*24th
**Also [[Hulk Hogan]] dies from a heart attack. RIP Legend.
**Trump gets mad over [[South Park]] slamming his career.
*25th
**Thailand becomes a copycat of the [[Ukraine]] war by raping [[Cambodia]].
**''[[Tea Hack|Tea]]'', an app women use for doxing men hilariously got it's user data leaked on [[4chan]] in a [http://magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0c57cecb78961d34f96972d936c5752b315e63f2&dn=tea magnet link] due to insecure Firebase rules. 72,000 images of selfies, photo ID, messages and posts for everyone to make fun of.
* 28th - Former [[handegg]] player and typical [[nigga|white man]] [[Shane Devon Tamura]] kills 4 in [[NYC]] before [[an hero]]ing by rifle heartwash.
* 29th - Mother Nature tries to get rid of [[Russia]] with a 8.8 earthquake. This is the 6th biggest earthquake ever recorded.

==August==
* 1st - [[YouTube]] introduces AI age verification as an excuse to leak people's personal information.
* 9th - [[VivziePop]] announces an animated [[Homestuck]] pilot.
* 12th - [[Roblox]] bans Schlep to defend [[pedophiles]].
* 15th - David Baszucki gets defunct on Roblox.
* 19th - King Beard dies of a heart attack.
* 21st - One of [[Chris-chan]]'s co-emperors, [[Kingcobrajfs]], gets assassinated by Mossad.
* 27th - Transgender terrorist [[Robin Westman]]{{Trans}} murders 2 kids at a Catholic church before ACKing.

==September==

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* 2nd - GaroShadowscale [[changed]] for the better.
* 4th
** [[Silksong]] finally gets released after 6 years.
** Portugal: A funicular falls down from a tram and 16 people died.
* 10th
**[[Charlie Kirk]] gets sniped by a liberal furfag named [[Tyler Robinson]].
**[[Desmond Holly]] goes apeshit at his school before [[DDLC|gently opening the door]].
* 23rd - [[Ryan Routh]] is found guilty on all counts.
* 30th - ED goes down. All edits after September 18 are lost for good. ED has ED!

==October==
*6th - The ED Discord gets banned at about 852 members or so. The owner of the Discord server had been shoah'd by the Discord service Admin/Moderators several days before this happened, so it was expected anyway.
*11th - [[Ian Watkins]] gets killed in prison.
*12th - ED comes back online after 12 days of GONEZO.
*16th - Ace Frehley from [[KISS]] dies after a trip in his studio.
*18th - [[Media:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4|Randy Stair gets hacked by a TCC nigger]].
*30th - [[3LAMESTUDIO]] unfortunately returns to YT on the same day his article was updated to reflect the fact that he had been gone for 2 years.

==November==
*3rd - [[Dick Cheney]] dies.
*7th - An [[Indonesian|Aryan]] 17-year-old named [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]{{Muslim}} attacks his school in [[1-14 Jakarta Attacks|Jakarta]], injuring 96 people. Close enough, welcome back [[Sebastian Bosse]].
*26th - A tragic apartment fire in [[Hong Kong]] kills 161 people. Even more tragic is that a total of [[Fail|0 Indians]] died in the fire.
*29th - Yet another mass shooting, this time in [[Patrick Purdy|Stockton]], [[California]]. [[No|Those gun laws sure did their job]].

==December==
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*13th - [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] shoots up Brown University and gets away with it for 5 days.
*14th
**[[Rob Reiner]] and his wife get stabbed to death by their son.
**2 [[sandniggers]], father and son, [[Bondi Beach Unjewing|subtract 15 kikes from a beach in Australia]] with a Beretta rifle and 2 12-gauge shotguns, with one of them moving on to [[Agartha]]. Turns out worshipping yourselves over God has consequences, coin clippers. Also, fuck Ahmed al-Ahmed{{Muslim}} for trying to disarm one of our heroes.
*18th - The Brown University shooter is found dead at a storage facility in Salem, New Hampshire.
*19th - The [[Jeffrey Epstein]] files are released, er, we mean, REDACTED.
*27th - [[SMG4]] ends after 14 and a half years (thank fucking god.)
*31st - The last day of this horrible year. Good fucking riddance.

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2024]]'''
*[[2023|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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Snuegliffer returns:

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'''Lowti3rgod''' 🐵 {{yt|u|sparrow25}}, ([[Powerword]]:Dale Emanuel Wilson), appropriately renamed [[DarksydePhil|'''"The Black DSP"''' (or '''"DarkerSydePhil"''')]] for his [[manchild]] tendencies, is a sociopathic supreme [[nigger]] who got famous for his outbursts of rage (whenever he lost in online video games, mainly Street Fighter) and his grandiose sense of self. Well-known for expressing numerous types of violence and a lack of empathy, remorse, shame or guilt towards anyone he encounters, including those close to him, like his raggedy ass hoe of an ex-girlfriend (fuggin dumped). His signature threatening behavior is one of his more well known reactions, where he tries to intimidate others with physical and psychological violence mixed with huge quantities of foam at the mouth and verbal abuse, aka a chimp. As a bonus, he also confessed to being molested as a young boy, which should indicate where all these antisocial attitudes and pseudo-alpha male authoritarian compulsions come from. Instead of seeking help, the moron instead decided to become an impulsive, uncontrollable asshole with shallow emotions who not only is a danger to himself but also to society, since he occasionally attends tournaments in order to highlight to everyone how much of a deranged nigger he is. Besides his fascination with animal torture that he likes to constantly share on social media, this sack of shit is a complete pussy bitch and a pretender. He adopted a parasitic lifestyle where he uses pathetic excuses and blame-shifting to justify his behavior. Perhaps the only good thing he's managed to achieve is beat DSP in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIppBXVcd3U 1v1], though he most likely won because Phil is incapable of blocking LTG's button mashing, but that's still not saying much, as even [[you]] can beat DSP.

==YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SCRUB==

[[File:LTG_rapeface.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Don't be fooled, the one getting raped is him.]]

{{quote|I still rage quit in Street Fighter and always will as long as 50/50 mix-ups exist and "Oni". I don't give a fuck!|Lowti3rgod, being a bitch ass nigga.}}

Lowti3rnegro is known for his online videos of him being a button mashing scrub in Ultra Street Fighter 4 and Killer Instinct, which include him talking trash to other players and calling them mashing scrubs when, ironically, he does the same things he complains about. Anyone who beats him is a brain-dead mashing scrub. Anyone who he beats is a mashing scrub that sucks. He literally hates any player/character that defeats him; if/when he loses, he [[Ragequit|ragequits]], and/or sends [[Butthurt|hatemail]], which has gotten him banned from [[Xbox_Live|XBL]] across 7 different accounts, and on some occasions, he pulls up the system menu on the console, so he won't have to witness his ass-beating. He then retires to his parents' basement and jerks off to Muppets On Ice, or [[zippocat|animal torture]] which he mistook for [[gay]] [[furry]] [[porn]].

He even made a video attempting to justify ragequitting (something he's infamously reputed for, especially in SF4). It seems that he has his head shoved too far up his spook ass to realize that he sucks.

That, and his 0-2 record in show matches, pretty much add up to why people actively dislike LTG.

He sucks at SF. He also sucks at KI, Injustice 2 and Tekken. He thinks that the only fair characters in Street Fighter 4 are Guy, Cody, Dan and Rose. He also hates charge characters, even though his main character in SF5, Urien, is a charge character. Despite using the name "Low Tier God", he constantly picks mid and high-tier characters, showing he's nothing but a [[Common knowledge|lying nigger]].

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<youtube>6q-EK_34TwQ</youtube><center>'''LTG raging, Extended Edition'''</center>|
<youtube>cR65PHNTKmo</youtube><center>'''This is how you make a grown man cry over a video game.'''</center>|
<youtube>eEbCOAndkf4</youtube><center>'''Typical LTG post-defeat butthurt mail'''</center>|
<youtube>9gWhnc2jB7I</youtube><center>'''BAWWW saying "black" is RACISS!!'''</center>|
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<youtube>vc_rUcmhYAY</youtube><center>'''It never gets old.'''</center>|
<youtube>TUCazyS1ScA</youtube><center>'''Really, it doesn't.'''</center>|
<youtube>x5-ovy9OZK4</youtube><center>'''Seriously.'''</center>|
<youtube>4ukkQhUSL6Q</youtube><center>'''Need to say more?'''</center>|
<youtube>U_34Q8ml5CI</youtube><center>'''[[Tom_Preston|LOL LTG did it again!]]'''</center>|
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==How it all came to happen==
[[File:ViscantLTG.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Accurate dramatization]]

His rise to infamy took place on June 2014, when he did a FT5 online with someone named Viscant (A Marvel vs Capcom 2 player back in the day and an OG/Veteran) and won, subsequently talking shit about him in pure niggerdom fashion. Viscant challenged him to play some more, and mopped the floor with his ebony ass after a crushing 20-6 victory. Low Tier Fraud lost his shit afterwards and cried everyday on Twatter about it, basically harassing him constantly and [http://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/2jsubh/ft10_money_match_against_meth_head_rape_face/ accusing him of being a drug addict] among other things. Eventually he made an ass-ravaged video using Viscant's picture as the portrait of the 'single, unhealthy gamer'; this triggered an exchange of angry tweets that culminated in a FT10 WFN Grudge Match on October 23 2014, where Viscant won 10-6 despite barely even playing SF4 and effectively pwnd the clown for the final time.

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==The Match that ended everything==

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|<youtube>FH6dfof5B0Q</youtube>'''Full version'''
|<youtube>4MHBq5Ft-Bo</youtube>'''Another POV'''
|<youtube>dwrw0oCXQ8E</youtube>'''And another one'''
|<youtube>-UkjIBNC5K4</youtube>'''Talking shit as usual, even after being pwnd'''
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Right before the so-called "Grudge Match" even started, he insulted Viscant ON CAMERA on a personal level and threatened him with violence. Had it happened, Viscant would have surely beat the shit out of LowTierPussy as he was actually a pro kickboxer when younger and certainly knows how to throw punches. The fact that Viscant was calm and Low Tier Cunt was already losing his shit certainly shows you what a whiny, unstable, cotton picking nigger he is. When LTG got his ass handed to him, not only did he try to play it down by accusing Viscant of playing lame, but he also used the race card like the white washed nigger he is to defend himself from any criticism (AKA the truth) and backpedaled like a bitch by saying the shit he threw at him was "not personal". Yes, LowTierBitch, sitting there and insulting someone for their style of dress, getting worked up and acting like a pseudo tough cunt while making threats, all while being a welfare nigger in stolen "designer" clothing" is totally "not personal."

Viscant, having a killer death stare at this point from both exhaustion and pure hatred (being a hard-working man who busts his ass off at two jobs while volunteering at a drug rehab center), verbally ripped LowClassNigger's balls off and made him his bitch. Dale has not recovered from this blow to this day and shall not ever again, with a little help from ED.

== The "fit" and "fashionable" gamer==
[[File:LTG_mutantforearms.png|right|thumb|200px|Fit = Bloated Synthol injected biceps]]

Being the USI nigger he is, he made a "fitness video" showing him in the gym with horrible posture, poor technique, and overtraining his biceps (a very small arm muscle) several times. The only reason he ever had any gains, so to speak, is because he's a skinny tall bitch with a high metabolism; people with high metabolisms tend to be low on fat no matter how much they eat, but they also tend to trip over and die if you don't feed them every 12 hours. He's nothing more than a lousy disco pumper addict with too much free time who can't seem to realize that having over-trained biceps with pencil thin forearms and chicken legs makes you look like a faggot. He also abuses supplements and ODs on shit that is meant for real bodybuilders in hopes of making gains. Then again, what would you expect from a typical lazy nigger?

His dieting skills shown on the video consist of packaged egg whites (he's too much of a cheap nigger to use real eggs, or his food stamps won't cover it), turkey bacon (mmmmhh, lots of fat, so healthy!) and salad (wow duuuuude, ALL OF THEM GAINS FROM THE GREEN SALAD, BRO!) while insulting every other gamer on the planet of being unhealthy, all while acting as though his mutant biceps make him look "fit."

FraudTierScum poses like an obnoxious hoodrat every time he introduces himself, calling out his name in three slow moves that are supposed to show off his mutant biceps. LTG is an attention whore who flaunts overpriced label clothing (stolen from Whitey) and ridiculous sneakers (also stolen) while driving an old-ass car from the 1960s and getting pulled over by cops for [[Nigger|obvious reasons]].

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==Evolve==

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During the year of 2015, Low Tier Chimp, being the assblasted attention whore that he is, apparently couldn't handle his well-deserved negative attention, and tried to change his course of replying to his "racist haters" on JewTube and Twatter. Every time someone brings up any kind of criticism, the clown now replies with a short '''"Evolve"'''.

What does this '''"Evolve"''' relate to? It is very obvious. His narcissistic tendencies have skyrocketed, with everyone literally hating his guts. He opened a fitness channel, "Tier Fitness," in which he, of course, always skips leg day every single time and half-assesses his reps. But then again, do you really think a nigger like him is capable of handling multiple channels? He abandoned the fitness channel after like two videos and reuploaded his stuff on the games channel, because managing two channels with one video every full moon is hard, y'know.

Since he can't argue for shit, he just tells all his haters to "evolve" into what he has become. That's funny, because he's so insecure. If you look at the '''video above''', he rages like a baby in front of both his ex-girlfriend and Twitch.tv. Then he tells his ex-girlfriend to "shut the fuck up", showing highly aggressive behaviour with a long awkward pause, and if you look closely, he was about to hit his girlfriend on camera. From this unprovoked, violent gesture alone, it's very apparent that he was physically abusing his attention whoring mudslime-hybrid ex-girlfriend.

So basically, he wants us to "evolve" into a supreme Nigger.

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==Lowti3rgod and animal torture==

[[File:Low tier god animal torture abuse1.png|right|300px|thumb]]
[[File:Low tier god animal torture abuse2.png|left|300px|thumb|The range of his emotions can be engulfed in a grain of sand.]]

As with any victim of childhood abuse, Lowti3rgod developed a sick sexual fetish to compensate for his sore anus. As if that wasn't enough, he successfully managed to underline and reinforce the prominent idea that niggers hate animals. When he's not busy punching his stupid girlfriend in the face and losing in video games, our beloved nigger posts numerous animal torture pictures on his Facebook page with deranged prepubescent captions where he not only points out how hilarious these pictures are but bashes people who disagree. Of course, a couple of other sick fucks encourage the idiot to post more, hence everyone is waiting for a ban. Hopefully not before his crush fetish is revealed and every animal worshiper with a WIFI connection will storm his Facebook. It is a well-known fact that Lowti3rgod keeps a box of mice in his room, in case he needs to rage-crush one between matches. Without a doubt, his comfort with animal torture comes from a deeply repressed need to dominate someone (like he was dominated up the ass), but since he's too much of a pussy to do it with someone his own size, he resorts to torturing defenseless, tied-up critters. Lowti3rgod managed to attain the rank of unparalleled pussybitch not only in-game but also in real life.

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==Quotes for a SCRUB==

The following is a selection of truths he gets as replies of his YT comments and some fags from [[GameFAQs]]:

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|Talk a lot of shit for some white washed nigger from the burbs. Pray you don't get stitched up. You'd get your head bounced off the tile till your lights go out bitch. Fucking monkey back in your cage.|
|You are the biggest fuckign faggot this community has ever seen.
You rage quit on a ft5 and then talk shit
Brent bodies you in person, talks shit to you and you crawl up in a ball like a little bitch|
|You sir are the worst kind of nigga you have no balls, you hide behind your computer, and straight up YOU ARE TERRIBLE !|
|LTG is a textbook sociopath down to the letter. Look at his hand gestures no matter when he speaks no matter the context he always over exaggerates his motions. His actions are almost always criminal behavior with psychopathic reactions and he doesn't care how anyone else feels clearly. Everything he exhibits is the attitude of a sociopath and the actions as well.|
|Well amen. I was like: what? You're calling viscant out in THAT manner and now you're saying it's not personal and calling the racism card. Come on man that's just fucked up. Also sad of him threatening viscant with physical violence when it's obvious viscant isn't a physical powerhouse. That's a pussy move, I'd even call him a bitch myself just for doing that, but I'm way over in Europe|
|This is just... really sad. I hope the rage is just an act. I mean I used to rage quit (Against the AI) but that was when I was 6. I think I have said almost the exact same thing to DSP, and I don't think ANYONE wants to be compared to him.|
|Nigga you talking all that shit and you lose youre like the joker of USF4 either you stop playing or you get youre shit straight and yes for the record i would fight youre ass in rl bitch ass nigga.|
|LTG, why the fuck do you have to be so cold hearted? The whole FGC already knows u as a moronic piece of shit and nobody likes you. From the whole FGC behind my back, Fuck you. Arrogant mother fucker. What is so good about you? You are the biggest fool of the FGC, u fucking fraud. Fuck you|
|Saltiest person I have ever seen. He still comes back to this video to reply to the comments after 6 fucking months. What a fucking sore loser. Your name suits you a lot,you're truly low tier just minus the God.|
|Your pull ups are shitty and you sound like a bitch, since you suck at competitive gaming you think giving people shitty fitness "advice" is any better? Do what you do good at by acting like a fag online and making us laugh at your sorry ass.|
|Dude, from this LowTierGod guy's comments and attitude you can tell he has a serious inferiority complex haha. He reminds me of the MMA fighter Warmachine, who was a mediocre fighter that got bullied by 4chan until he punched himself in the face multiple times out of frustration. He also dated a pornstar and when he caught her sucking another dude's dick he beat her nearly to death. He then tried to hang himself in prison and failed at that too lol.|
|He's not a good player, he started with sf4 but claims to be an og. He will never grow his channel because of how he is as a person. You can't call him black because that's racist, he rage quits regularly.....yeah he's got the small man complex.|
|Why do people still give this waste of breath attention?
Hell, even his girl dumped him, and attitude-wise, she seemed just as bad.|
|Get That Ass Dumped|
|has LTG had one day where he was happy in his whole life? I can just picture him waking up every morning with a frown on his face - going to his window to watch the sun rising and saying, "Same old, predictable bull-shit from the sun, same set-up with the jump in, same Zoning bull-shit sun rays. fucking scrub"!|
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==70 IQ quotes==
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|Who the fuck says cheeseburger? just say burger. the cheese is oblivious.|
|The vaccine is human evolution.|
|I didn't quit, I practiced my free will.|
|What are we doing today? I might have a fantasy of your mom urinating in my goddamn mouth with my tongue wide open. she said she had cranberry juice so it was a little bit flavorful.|
|I've got two words, documentation.|
|Honestly I feel like slaves lowkey had it better.|
|Didn't I tell you to have these condoms ready? I'm on a time capsule.|
|Music toxicidizes your mind.|
|I don't even think the KKK dislike blacks.|
|It really sucks that as human beings we're programed to really believe in a geography placement which a skin color is still controlling the demographics of the globe.|
|Why read science fiction when I love sci-fi?|
|The second I sense a spectacle of honey badger juice on you, I know for a fact the type of nigga that you are.|
|Just look at your nut sacks. that's proof alone.
- Dale arguing the existence of god.|
|Honestly I even think mermaids are real.|
}}

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==In the end==
Like DSP, Low Tier Scrub will continue to whine and complain and be ungrateful to those who actually support him.

[[File:LTG_BAWWW.png|center|thumb|450px|<center>Butthurt to the max.</center>]]

==Videos of a SCRUB==
{{info|'''Disclaimer:''' Just like DSP, LTG [[Delete fucking everything|likes to DMCA videos he doesn't like]], so make sure to [[DO IT FAGGOT|download all the videos here]] to piss him off even more.}}
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|LowClassNigger|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>tghYbXz7goE</youtube><center>'''This fit of tard rage became a meme'''</center>
|<youtube>T51fVDUDPGM</youtube><center>'''Another embarrasing defeat'''</center>
|<youtube>7j9RZddwv3U</youtube><center>'''LTG in a nutshell'''</center>
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==Gallery of a SCRUB==

{{cg|Scrub Niggerdom|ego|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:LTG fanart.jpg|<center>Actual fanart</center>
File:LTG_butthurthatemail.jpg|<center>Typical LTG response</center>
File:LTG_JuneViscantPWND.png|<center>OHHH BUURRRRN</center>
File:LTG_blackDSP.png|<center>And thus DSP's ebonic alterego is born.</center>
File:LTGViscant_Filipinomanreferee.jpg|
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File:LTG_Viscantcallout.png|<center>Notice he's the only one threatening IRL violence</center>
File:LTG_betsetup.png|<center>Unlike LTG, Viscant can put money out of his own pocket.</center>
File:LTG_diarrhea.png|<center>EWWWW</center>
File:LTG_dumbnigger.png|<center>Sure, it's not that you're an idiot</center>
File:LTG_HAHAHAno.png|<center>HAHAHA nope</center>
File:LTG_racecard2.png|<center>Always resort to the race card when called on your shit.</center>
File:LTG_violentnigger.png|<center>Behaving like a normal human instead of your regular chimpout instinct. You sure showed them. </center>
File:LTG_violentnigger2.png|<center>Nigger gonna nig</center>
File:LTG_dox.png|<center>LOL self-dox</center>
File:Viscantsexy.jpg|<center>This makes the nigger mad</center>
File:LTG_chickenlegs.png|<center>Even his girlfriend has thicker legs than him</center>
File:LTG_loser01.jpg|<center>Post-defeat butthurt mail 1</center>
File:LTG_loser02.jpg|<center>Post-defeat butthurt mail 2</center>
File:LTG_loser03.jpg|<center>Post-defeat butthurt mail 3</center>
File:LTG_loser04.jpg|<center>Post-defeat butthurt mail 4</center>
File:LTG_loser05.jpg|<center>Post-defeat butthurt mail 5</center>
File:LTG_duckface.png|<center>FAGGOT</center>
File:LTG_derp.png|<center>Mentally inferior</center>
File:LTG_niggerrage.png|<center>Incoherent nigger rage in progress</center>
File:LTG_orly.png|<center>TTLY TRU GUISE</center>
File:LTG_owndbyMikeRoss.png|<center>REKT</center>
File:LTG_bumfeet.jpg|<center>EWWW nigga clean your damn feet</center>
File:LTG_chart.jpg|<center>Expect every character who beats his ass on the DERP or No Skill sides</center>
File:LTG_Raciss1.jpg|<center>Nigga can't take what he dishes...</center>
File:LTG_Raciss2.jpg|<center>...and will cry on Twatter for help</center>
File:LTG_newbio.jpg|<center>He'll rage at EVERYTHING</center>
File:LTG_ODing.jpg|<center>OD'ing</center>
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==LowTi3rFraud in 2017==
LowTi3rGod got suspended multiple times on Twitter for his typical violent outbursts on social media, usually after his recent losses in fighting games. Being the sore loser he is, he fucking thinks any video that showcases his stupidity and failure on Jewtube is an attack on himself and he flags the videos, due to his reputation of being a false flaggot this days. He also managed to get banned from [[Twitch]], meaning he streams on some backwater website with fascist chatroom mods that will ban you if you dare criticize LTG.

==See Also==

* [[Street_Fighter|Street Fighter]] - The game he's a "pro" at.
* [[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
* [[DarksydePhil]] - The white King of Scrubs and Dale's distant cousin.
* [[WingsofRedemption]] - The fat king of Scrubs and Dale's distant redneck cousin.
* [[False flaggot]] - What he does to videos that showcases his stupidity.

==External Links==

* <strike>{{yt|u|sparrow25}} - Rest assured he'll read your comment and reply to you in a butthurt video</strike> '''BALEETED!'''
* <strike>{{twitter|lowti3rgod}}- Whine Station General</strike> '''BALEETED!'''
* {{facebook|dalauan.sparrow}}
* {{kf|dalauan-sparrow.9136|Kiwi Farms thread}}
* <strike>{{Twitch|lowti3rgod}}</strike> - '''BALEETED!'''

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WingsofRedemption

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Snuegliffer returns:

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|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption'''{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

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==The downfall==
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Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
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Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Boxing match==
in [[2023]], [[Keemstar]] managed to set up an actual boxing match between Richard and fellow obese manchild [[Boogie2988]]. on May 13th, they both got in the ring for only ten minutes. the "fight" mostly consists of boogie's shorts falling down, and boogie getting punched. [[epic fail|boogie didn't even land a SINGLE hit on wings]]. after the fight, wings dropped his famous "look here look listen" line, before [[lol|going on to gain back all the weight he had lost while training for the fight.]]

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|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQr4IopO4g&ab_channel=Wings007</youtube> <br> <center>'''battle of the blubber'''</center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmfAA1t5pKU&ab_channel=DramaAlert</youtube> <br> <center></center>
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==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa4PwyH3uM&ab_channel=WingsOfArchivedLasagna</youtube> <br> <center></center>
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== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.
* Mention page 5

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== page 5 saga ==
on July 15th [[2024]], Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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== The World Stood Still... ==
On July 23rd [[2025]], Wingo unleashed his inner [[Manchild]] rage and launched his controller for the first time in years, with his chair squealing and all.
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<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
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==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
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|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
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== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
File:Wingsmeme3.jpg
File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Wings stop.gif
File:take the l.gif|[[Fortnite|Take the L]]
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
File:Wings-soy.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote||
|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

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==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

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{{YouTube Ranters}}

[[Category:How Not To Live]]

File:Wings-soy.jpg

2026-01-03T02:19:50Z

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soy

File:Take the l.gif

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lol

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punch

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Stop!

Slop

2025-12-19T18:10:44Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* See Also */

'''Slop''' is a term used by the masses to refer to various forms of dumb and/or lulzy AI-generated [[shitposts]].

It is also the [https://boingboing.net/2025/12/17/merriam-webster-picks-slop-as-word-of-the-year.html Merriam-Webster] [[what|Word Of The Year]] for [[2025]].

==See Also==
*[[Goyslop]]
*[[Shitpost]]
*[[AI artwork]]

==External Links==
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop AI Slop article on TOW]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20251217060851/https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/word-of-the-year WORD OF THE YEAR'25]

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[[Category:2025]]
[[Category:Web 3.0]]

Nick Fuentes

2025-08-16T18:32:05Z

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{{Lolcow2}}
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<b style="line-height:20pt;"><span style="background: linear-gradient(to right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple);-webkit-background-clip: text;-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;">The subject of this article is a [[faggot]] [[You|with rage]].</span></b>
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{{Achtung|LOLOL He got caught Fucking [[Destiny]]}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nick Fuentes'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|August 18, 1998 ({{age|1998|8|18}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Nicholas Joseph Fuentes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Height:'''|5}}
{{ibrow|'''Residency:'''|[[Illinois]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Sexuality:'''|Faggot}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|E-Begging}}
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{{Glow|'''Nicholas Joseph Fuentes'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}}} (a.k.a. '''Nick the Spic''') is a {{age|1998|8|18}}-year-old virgin spic homo Christfag who is best known for being the leader of the “America First Movement”. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as '''[[Pepe|Groypers]]''' or '''[[Niggers|Nickers]]''', as his own [[personal army]], who [[False flaggot|false-flag]] and [[IRL]] [[raid|brigade]] anybody that Nick disagrees with.

He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking [[femboy]] [[nudes|thigh pics]] on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted Discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)
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== Background ==
[[File:Nicky-kun eats a booger.png|thumb|right|250px|The [[Le 56% Face|face]] of [[white supremacy|"white" supremacy]].]]
Born to a half-[[Mexico|Mexican]] father (who most likely [[rape|diddled]] him as a child), Nick began his political career on [[Twitter]] by trying to befriend every right wing bodybuilder for [[Lies|totally non-sexual reasons]], making totally ironic catboy jokes in group chats and totally absolutely ironically confessing to some of those said bodybuilders that [[Truth|he's gay]]. The next stage of his political career was attending the [[Richard Spencer]] wet dream that was the [[James Alex Fields|2017 Charlottesville rally]], after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and [[manchild|moved back in with his parents and sister]], which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).

[[File:ITS IRONIC MOM PLEASE.png|thumb|You see, mom, I like having [[buttsecks|sex with men]] ''ironically'', {{Archive|zdwxQ|so that makes it OK}}.]]His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with [[Zippocat|catboys]] and other such forms of [[pedophilia|shotacon]]-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally [[denial|ironic]]!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking [[trannies]]' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and [[Vaush]], as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. ''Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!''

{{quote|"If you get [[schizophrenia|redpilled]], don't tell [[your mom]]. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[whore|your mom]]''. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[failure|your parents]]'', alright? [...] DON'T TELL MOM AND DAD! [...] If you get redpilled, play it close to the chest, don't tell anybody, keep it to yourself, keep it to you and [[NEET|your online friends]], ''alright?''"|Nick, being an (ironic) [[pedophile|groomer]].}}

In 2018, after a reading out a [[Camwhore|superchat donation]] which included a [[Holocaust]] related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of [[Jewish]] media talking about what an evil [[alt-right]] [[racist]] [[sexist]] [[Nazi]] this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his [[YouTube]] channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.
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==The Groyper Wars==

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of [[autism|autists]] into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about ((([[Neo-con|Charlie Kirk]]))) and ((([[Ben Shapiro]]))), as well as going to their IRL events and telling unfunny alt-right [[in-Jokes]] that totally aren't overused. Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one [[Holocaust|innocent cookie-related question]] as a [[Unoriginal|very original and funny joke]].

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==Nick's Catboy Fetish==

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "[[CatboyKami]]" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about [[niggers]] on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any [[rule 34|weird ideas]].

[[File:Nick Fuentes Loves Cat Boys 2.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Nyan XD!!]]
[[File:Fuentes catboy.jpg|thumb|right|350px|:3]]
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This ironic [[buttsecks|meetup]] seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an ''America First'' episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.

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On top of all that, Nick even had a channel dedicated to catboys on the now deleted America first Discord server. But remember, [[Lie|IT'S ALL IRONIC!]]
[[File:Fuentesdiscord.png|thumb|center|500px]]

==Nick "denies" the accusations==
in his [[2022]] Christmas stream, he tried to convince his detractors that he's [[not gay]] by declaring that "having sex with women is gay" and that not being attracted to women actually makes him "more heterosexual than anybody". this clip would later be featured on the [[Jimmy Kimmel]] show after his meetup with [[Kanye West]] and [[Donald Trump|Orange man]].
[[File:Fuentes cope.mp4|thumb|center]]

==Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist==
[[File:Zoomerfag edits.mp4|thumb|right|350px|[[Unfunny|Imagine making these]].]]
When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of [[boomers]] standing around doing nothing while wearing [[QAnon]] merch). He was suspended from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]] shortly after (which he claimed was due to the [[ADL]] pestering le [[admins]] to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "[[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein]]" Gaetz, a [[Republican Party|Republican]] politician [[Glenn Beck#The 1990 rape accusations|accused of raping a 17-year-old girl]], and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in [[Texas]]), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of [[shota|underaged male teenagers]] to watch shitty [[Forced Meme|zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy]] edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified [[spic]] (and not-so-self-identified [[simp]] for [[Camwhore|e-girls]]) who tried getting people from his [[discord]] server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO [[Patrick Casey]] for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another [[James Alex Fields|retard rally]] that will likely be crawling full of [[KKK|federal informants]]. [[Patrick Casey]] has since remained a respectable [[Autism|Political Commentator]] while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for [[CatboyKami|known]] [[Donald Trump|pedophiles]] and associating with [[Wigger]] retards like [[Ethan Ralph]] and [[The Weekly Sweat]].
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==Nick Admits Being a Bitter Incel==
In late 2021, Nick admits having no romantic relationship with women in an interview with Sydney Watson. Furthermore, Nick says women should have rights as much as Afghanis Women's rights and wants a Taliban-style movement to exist in America.

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A few days after the interview, Nick proceeds to host several spaces on Twitter only to get banned again. Different from his usual ban, All of Nick's Gay followers aka Groypers also got banned even the ones who never or rarely interact with him. This led to Groypers' mass exodus to Gab.

==FELTED!==
After 2021 passed away and 2022 came, Nick has been hit by several dramas and hit pieces. The first one is by Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux came to shoot a documentary with Nick and his sycophants to expose the retardation of AF. The documentary has become a disaster for Nick but it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Nick has become friends with [[Ethan Ralph]] and gives him a platform to stream. Ethan has recently DMCA'd several for making fun of him. This has led many streamers to complain about his behavior. Rather than condemning Ethan, Nick decided to defend his gross action as based. [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]], who is dying of cancer, calls out Nick's behavior. Nick doesn't accept what Metokur says and challenges him to a debate. However, Metokur is able to humiliate Nick in the debate.

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After being BTFO'd by Metokur, Nick came into disbelief and coped by pretending he actually won the debate [[Donald Drumpf|just like his master]]. Later, Jaden, his BF, just got a girlfriend and started distancing him. Nick is suddenly enraged with the fact that Jaden lost his virginity and starts hunting his cum with blacklights. Jaden soon retires from AF and lives a happy life with his gf rather than being stuck in the Incel Catboy Death Cult. Jaden soon exposes this fact in Kino Casino along with another ex-AF who escaped the cult, Simon.

==Doxxing==
[[File:Smithers with hoes.png|thumb|Nick when women start showing up to his house.]]
Following the advent of [[Trump]]'s courageous victory in [[2024]], Fuentes first uttered his victory chant: "[[Your body, my choice.|Your body, my choice!]]" on Twitter/x. Unhinged feminist whores didn't ignore it like the cheap, obvious rage bait that it was, and instead larped around on [[Twitter]]/[[Bluesky]]/[[Facebook]]/whatever their preferred social media addiction is acting like [[Internet Tough Guy|internet tough gals]] about it. Feeling [[almost raped]] by those magic words, they decided to pull out their own little magic trick: doxxing him; something that Fuentes is still massively butthurt about to this day.

===Pepper spray incident===
On November 10th, a fugly [[feminist]] [[vegan]] jewess clad in tacky clothing and obnoxious political pins named Marla Rose and her friend decided to show up to Nick's place to teach him a lesson about making mean jokes on the internet. Marla Stood at his front door stalking and berating him, recording it all on her phone for [[internet points]]. Eventually Nick had enough of this whale's harrowing ululations. Nick opened his door, pepper sprayed her in the face, then took her phone, pimp slapped her to the ground and finally [[raep|turned her body into his choice]]. Marla is pressing charges of battery over this event.

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===Dox===
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929 Newberry Ave
La Grange Park, IL 60526
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==Assassination attempt==
{{Main|John R. Lyons}}
It was a cold December night on the 18th, when John R. Lyons decided to kill 3 people before escaping to say hello to Nick Fuentes. He rang his doorbell and called out for him with his weapons clearly visible. Nick called the pigs and when they showed up John made a run for it, forcing his way into a nearby house and killing an additional two dogs before running out into the yard where he died after provoking a shoot out with the police. In the end, Lyons achieved nothing except for getting a really lame [[high score]] and giving Nick's claims of people wanting to kill him validity. Nick blamed his attempted assassination on his recent doxxation and is set to relocate to a new house.

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== See Also ==
* [[IRL Groyper]]
* [[Neo-con]]
* [[QAnon]]
* [[CatboyKami]] - the faggots boyfriend
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Le 56% Face]]

== External links ==
* [https://nicholasjfuentes.com Official website]
:*[https://cozy.tv/ Official cozy.tv website]
* <s>{{twitter|NickJFuentes|Nick's Twitter account}}</s> <s>'''BALEETED!!!'''</s> <s>'''Oh wait! Elon just gives your account back. WELCOME BACK, NICK!'''</s> '''JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOL''' ({{wayback|https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes|20210708182935|title=1}} {{archive|cfQkU|2}})
:*<s>{{twitter|raper6000|Tooootally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''BALEETED AGAIN!!!''' ({{archive|https://twitter.com/raper6000/*|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|cheeser3000|Another totally random guy who's DEFINITELY NOT Nick}}</s> '''COME ON, NICK, THIS ISN'T EVEN ON TWITTER ANYMORE THIS IS ON YOU'''
:*<s>{{twitter|BranFlakes5000|This is getting stupid}}</s> '''BALEETED ALONG WITH HIS GAY FOLLOWERS!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|iloveindia1000|Wow, a new account! I bet Twitter won't ever banned Nick ag-}}</s> '''JUST KIDDING!!! BALEETED MINUTES AFTER CREATION LOLOLOLOLOL'''
:*<s>{{twitter|exiledinternet|*sigh*}}</s> '''If you were banned from 109 platforms, does it truly their fault, Nick?'''
:*<s>{{twitter|heyeveryone08|Oh look, Elon just bought Twitter. Surely Nick won't be banned this time}}</s> '''LOL NOPE'''
:*<s>{{twitter|MrKrabs9000|Yo Nick, what's that tranny porn tab on your browser?}}</s> '''BALEETED BY HIMSELF LOL''' ({{archive|8gv5O|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|punishedhooplah|Just admit it that the previous account is actually you, Nick}}</s> '''This is getting boring'''
:*<s>{{kf|120200|Whatever, go check this KiwiFarms thread for Nick's future twitter update instead}}</s> '''SUBFORUM SHUT DOWN DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!!!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|autumngroyper|So far the longest surviving Nick's alt account for now}}</s> '''BALEETED AS WELL!!!!!!!'''
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*<s>{{instagram|nicholasjfuentes|Nick's Instagram}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel|Again, totally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''ALSO BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel2|Does Nick not get tired of making alts?}}</s> '''BALEETED TOO!!!'''
:* <S>{{instagram|bossbabyincel4|How many times are you gonna make alts, Nick?}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* {{instagram|contentcreator008|Long time no see on Instagram, Nick}}
*<s>{{yt|c|UCsJ86N5n7fcEC_Ds8dYJKzA|America First with Nicholas J Fuentes}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
*{{kf|64977|KiwiFarms thread}}
* {{Telegram|nickjfuentes|Nick's Telegram}}
* {{Gab|realnickjfuentes|Nick's Gab}}

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{{Timeline|Featured article August 23 and 24, [[2022]]|[[SWATting]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Kiwi Farms]]}}

User:Snuegliffer returns

2025-08-16T18:27:54Z

Snuegliffer returns:

{{Dumb}}
{{Troll}}
{{Lulz}}
{{Editor}}
{{Patrol}}

== Creations ==
*[[Siegepilled Zoomer]]
*[[IRL Groyper]]
*[[The New Norm]]
*[[Cunny]]

== [[Never|Articles I might make in the future]] ==
*Synthetic Man
*Moist critikal
*DBDR
*Marshallmathersthe4th
*Jalyn/Jadyn
*Tipster
*Worldoftshirts
*Incredible gassy
*Ian Foote

SIEGE™ Mask

2025-08-16T18:26:58Z

Snuegliffer returns:

{{WIP}}
The '''SIEGE™ Mask''' is a feature that is often used by humans to classify units and buildings, especially in damage calculations. It acts as a label that indicates the target's type, allowing unit counters to work correctly.
==LARPing fags who have worn SIEGE™ Masks==
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]]
*[[Fede Rodriguez]]
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]
*[[Siegepilled Zoomer]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]]
*[[Suzano School Shooting]]
*[[Hugo Jackson]]
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
*[[High Score/Loserinfo G#Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
*[[Luluzinho]]
*[[High Score/Loserinfo G#Guilherme Reis|Guilherme Reis]]
*[[Isaac Chagas]]
*[[High Score/Loserinfo H#Henrique Lira Trad|Henrique Lira Trad]]
==See Also==
*[[Cringe]]
*[[Punisher Skulls]]

{{Nazis}}
{{Suzano}}

The New Norm

2025-07-25T19:55:53Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* Episode 2 */

{{Achtung|[[Lie|THANK GOD]] FOR [[Elon Musk|ELON MUSK]], AND HIS [[Unfunny|SHITPOST MEMES]]}}
{{offended}}
[[File:Thenewnorm.jpg|600px|center]]
'''The New Norm''' is an [[unfunny]] spiteful boomer animation that released on June 25th, [[2024]], boasting itself as "the first animated sitcom on [[Twitter|Xitter]]". The purpose of the show was to satirize politically correct culture and spread some lulz in the never-ending nightmare that is modern [[America]].

The official Norm Twitter went on a 3-month hiatus, returning in September. A recent update that we've been given about the show is that it was secretly funded by [[Russia|Ruskies]].
<center><youtube>7msKwDjV18M</youtube></center>

== Plot ==
The show features Norm, a boomer who is currently on house arrest for making a school shooting threat because the school board taught his daughter that men can get pregnant or something. As an extra punishment, da [[Government|gubbernmint]] sent a [[tranny|troon]] to live with Norm in order to [[Torture|re-educate]] him into no longer being [[common sense|transphobic]], [[epic|homophobic]] or [[gamer|rayciss]].

== Theme song ==
The theme song includes lyrics about making America "[[unfunny|funny]] again" and praising [[Elon Musk]]. The song is very clearly sung by [[AI]].
<center><youtube>TywsBRE5Is0</youtube></center>

== Characters ==
*'''[[old|Norm]]''' - The main man. He's just tired of fags and wants to drink beer while watching the game. He was employed at a trophy shop prior to being put on house arrest.
*'''[[libtard|Chloe]]''' - Norm's retarded hippie virtue-signaling daughter.
*'''[[Dog|Billie]]''' - Emotional support dog (xhe's nonbinary btw if that matters).
*'''[[rapist|Nonbinary Chaz]]''' - A gender-neutral [[Puerto Rico|Puerto Rican]] who was assigned to re-educate Norm. This freak of nature goes by they/them/that pronouns.
*'''[[Nigger|Charlie]]''' - Norm's black friend and boss. See? Norm isn't rayciss! Charlie's son was infected with the woke mind virus, causing him to troon out.
*'''[[Wife|Janice]]''' - Norm's soulless ginger wife.
*'''[[Elon Musk]]''' - Just shows up in the outro because the creators are massive Elon [[fanboys]]. The official Twatter page constantly mentions and praises Elon.

== Episode 2 ==
to save you the watch, episode 2 is a parody of the assassination attempt of the [[tangerine tyrant]], but [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] is replaced with [[Hillary Clinton]] (yes, they're still talking about this bitch more than 9 years after she lost for some reason). Blumph is shot at, then him and his [[Elon Musk|butt buddy]] escape in a spaceX rocket ship. then a [[Tranny]] steals a rocket ship owned by [[Amazon]], which then crashes and kills [[Vladimir Putin]].
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZOjG0tk3c&pp=ygUMdGhlIG5ldyBub3Jt</youtube> <br> <center>'''"Erectile disfunction" doesn't even begin to describe this video'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== Reactions ==
The pilot episode received 38 million views, 14 thousand likes, 16 thousand reposts, and 11 thousand replies on Twitter alone. Unsurprisingly, no one thought the pilot was very funny, not even cuckservatives; and therefore the only lulz come from the content it's generated. Multiple [[pedophiles|YouTubers]] posted videos giving their thoughts on The New Norm, seen below.

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|nunorm|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>pqhK8OZY7Q0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Furfag rambles for [[Rule 34|34]] minutes about a 3 minute clip'''</center>
|<youtube>slcVAQoolKY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Obese bugman'''</center>
|<youtube>9pwSAbkdLEc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Femboy rants'''</center>
|<youtube>PJCF5i-DhgQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''Good to see [[TheAmazingAtheist]] is still as fat and retarded as he was in 2007'''</center>
|<youtube>XzU3OMkvI7s</youtube> <br> <center>'''Muh transphobia!'''</center>
|<youtube>bj6UdP_HCrU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Not even the parodies are funny'''</center>
|<youtube>rAa9knxJcTI</youtube> <br> <center>'''If it exists, there is cheap analog "horror" slop of it'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Chloeblacked.jpg|[[BLACKED]]
File:Normshit.png
File:Normcircus.jpg
File:Normwigger.jpg|Think fast pronoun!
File:Newsoy.jpg|The new soy ain’t the same as the old soy
</gallery></center>

== YouTube Poops ==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|nunorm2|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>OyKwP7oUgnc</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>RR1VXlnM93Y</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>tsUvk4bL4xs</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>OzJpLBTgQD4</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>PNvim45KDxc</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== See also ==
*[[Conservatism]]
*[[Redundant]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*''[[Family Guy]]'' - Nu-norm is likely just a far removed 6th generation clone of this show
*[[Homophobia]]
*[[Transphobia]]

== External links ==
*[https://newnorm.tv newnorm.tv] - Their website crashed my fucking browser so maybe don't click that.
*{{Twitter|XNewNorm}}
*{{imdb-link|title/tt32761125/|IMDB}} - Only one star lol.
*{{fandomlink|the-new-norm|The_New_Norm_Wiki|Fandom wiki page}} - A whole new level of [[autism]].
*{{KYM|memes/subcultures/the-new-norm-show|Know Your Meme}}
*{{kf|the-new-norm-show.194526/|Kiwifarms thread}}

{{Cartoons}}
{{Memes}}
{{Social Media}}
{{Politics}}
[[Category:2024]]

The New Norm

2025-07-25T19:54:13Z

Snuegliffer returns:

{{Achtung|[[Lie|THANK GOD]] FOR [[Elon Musk|ELON MUSK]], AND HIS [[Unfunny|SHITPOST MEMES]]}}
{{offended}}
[[File:Thenewnorm.jpg|600px|center]]
'''The New Norm''' is an [[unfunny]] spiteful boomer animation that released on June 25th, [[2024]], boasting itself as "the first animated sitcom on [[Twitter|Xitter]]". The purpose of the show was to satirize politically correct culture and spread some lulz in the never-ending nightmare that is modern [[America]].

The official Norm Twitter went on a 3-month hiatus, returning in September. A recent update that we've been given about the show is that it was secretly funded by [[Russia|Ruskies]].
<center><youtube>7msKwDjV18M</youtube></center>

== Plot ==
The show features Norm, a boomer who is currently on house arrest for making a school shooting threat because the school board taught his daughter that men can get pregnant or something. As an extra punishment, da [[Government|gubbernmint]] sent a [[tranny|troon]] to live with Norm in order to [[Torture|re-educate]] him into no longer being [[common sense|transphobic]], [[epic|homophobic]] or [[gamer|rayciss]].

== Theme song ==
The theme song includes lyrics about making America "[[unfunny|funny]] again" and praising [[Elon Musk]]. The song is very clearly sung by [[AI]].
<center><youtube>TywsBRE5Is0</youtube></center>

== Characters ==
*'''[[old|Norm]]''' - The main man. He's just tired of fags and wants to drink beer while watching the game. He was employed at a trophy shop prior to being put on house arrest.
*'''[[libtard|Chloe]]''' - Norm's retarded hippie virtue-signaling daughter.
*'''[[Dog|Billie]]''' - Emotional support dog (xhe's nonbinary btw if that matters).
*'''[[rapist|Nonbinary Chaz]]''' - A gender-neutral [[Puerto Rico|Puerto Rican]] who was assigned to re-educate Norm. This freak of nature goes by they/them/that pronouns.
*'''[[Nigger|Charlie]]''' - Norm's black friend and boss. See? Norm isn't rayciss! Charlie's son was infected with the woke mind virus, causing him to troon out.
*'''[[Wife|Janice]]''' - Norm's soulless ginger wife.
*'''[[Elon Musk]]''' - Just shows up in the outro because the creators are massive Elon [[fanboys]]. The official Twatter page constantly mentions and praises Elon.

== Episode 2 ==
to save you the watch, episode 2 is a parody of the attempted assassination attempt of the [[tangerine tyrant]], but [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] is replaced with [[Hillary Clinton]] (yes, they're still talking about this bitch more than 9 years after she lost for some reason). Blumph is shot at, then him and his [[Elon Musk|butt buddy]] escape in a spaceX rocket ship. then a [[Tranny]] steals a rocket ship owned by [[Amazon]], which then crashes and kills [[Vladimir Putin]].
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZOjG0tk3c&pp=ygUMdGhlIG5ldyBub3Jt</youtube> <br> <center>'''"Erectile disfunction" doesn't even begin to describe this video'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== Reactions ==
The pilot episode received 38 million views, 14 thousand likes, 16 thousand reposts, and 11 thousand replies on Twitter alone. Unsurprisingly, no one thought the pilot was very funny, not even cuckservatives; and therefore the only lulz come from the content it's generated. Multiple [[pedophiles|YouTubers]] posted videos giving their thoughts on The New Norm, seen below.

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|nunorm|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>pqhK8OZY7Q0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Furfag rambles for [[Rule 34|34]] minutes about a 3 minute clip'''</center>
|<youtube>slcVAQoolKY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Obese bugman'''</center>
|<youtube>9pwSAbkdLEc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Femboy rants'''</center>
|<youtube>PJCF5i-DhgQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''Good to see [[TheAmazingAtheist]] is still as fat and retarded as he was in 2007'''</center>
|<youtube>XzU3OMkvI7s</youtube> <br> <center>'''Muh transphobia!'''</center>
|<youtube>bj6UdP_HCrU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Not even the parodies are funny'''</center>
|<youtube>rAa9knxJcTI</youtube> <br> <center>'''If it exists, there is cheap analog "horror" slop of it'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Chloeblacked.jpg|[[BLACKED]]
File:Normshit.png
File:Normcircus.jpg
File:Normwigger.jpg|Think fast pronoun!
File:Newsoy.jpg|The new soy ain’t the same as the old soy
</gallery></center>

== YouTube Poops ==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|nunorm2|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>OyKwP7oUgnc</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>RR1VXlnM93Y</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>tsUvk4bL4xs</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>OzJpLBTgQD4</youtube> <br> <center></center>|<youtube>PNvim45KDxc</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== See also ==
*[[Conservatism]]
*[[Redundant]]
*[[Ben Shapiro]]
*''[[Family Guy]]'' - Nu-norm is likely just a far removed 6th generation clone of this show
*[[Homophobia]]
*[[Transphobia]]

== External links ==
*[https://newnorm.tv newnorm.tv] - Their website crashed my fucking browser so maybe don't click that.
*{{Twitter|XNewNorm}}
*{{imdb-link|title/tt32761125/|IMDB}} - Only one star lol.
*{{fandomlink|the-new-norm|The_New_Norm_Wiki|Fandom wiki page}} - A whole new level of [[autism]].
*{{KYM|memes/subcultures/the-new-norm-show|Know Your Meme}}
*{{kf|the-new-norm-show.194526/|Kiwifarms thread}}

{{Cartoons}}
{{Memes}}
{{Social Media}}
{{Politics}}
[[Category:2024]]

Tangerine tyrant

2025-07-25T19:36:54Z

Snuegliffer returns: Redirected page to Donald Drumpf

#REDIRECT [[Donald Drumpf]]

WingsofRedemption

2025-07-25T18:59:12Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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{{Pedo}}
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}}
{{Infobox person
|image = WingsFat.jpg
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption'''{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

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==The downfall==
<center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center>

Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
<center><youtube>wWdXc3EcQsg</youtube></center>
Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Boxing match==
in [[2023]], [[Keemstar]] managed to set up an actual boxing match between Richard and fellow obese manchild [[Boogie2988]]. on May 13th, they both got in the ring for only ten minutes. the "fight" mostly consists of boogie's shorts falling down, and boogie getting punched. [[epic fail|boogie didn't even land a SINGLE hit on wings]]. after the fight, wings dropped his famous "look here look listen" line, before [[lol|going on to gain back all the weight he had lost while training for the fight.]]

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQr4IopO4g&ab_channel=Wings007</youtube> <br> <center>'''battle of the blubber'''</center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmfAA1t5pKU&ab_channel=DramaAlert</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9APiBrwkXs&ab_channel=TheDukeOfConway</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkaIR62eD7Y&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isdgoz5t20Y&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJzK50KB0mQ&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa4PwyH3uM&ab_channel=WingsOfArchivedLasagna</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.
* Mention page 5

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== page 5 saga ==
on July 15th [[2024]], Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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== The World Stood Still... ==
On July 23rd [[2025]], Wingo unleashed his inner [[Manchild]] rage and launched his controller for the first time in years, with his chair squealing and all.
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<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
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==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
{{fv|WingsOfRedemption||
|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
}}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
File:Wingsmeme3.jpg
File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
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|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

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==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

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{{Lpers}}
{{YouTube Ranters}}

[[Category:How Not To Live]]

WingsofRedemption

2025-07-25T18:47:55Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* the July 15th 2024 search history leak incident */

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{{Pedo}}
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}}
{{Infobox person
|image = WingsFat.jpg
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption'''{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

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==The downfall==
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Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
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Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Boxing match==
in [[2023]], [[Keemstar]] managed to set up an actual boxing match between Richard and fellow obese manchild [[Boogie2988]]. on May 13th, they both got in the ring for only ten minutes. the "fight" mostly consists of boogie's shorts falling down, and boogie getting punched. [[epic fail|boogie didn't even land a SINGLE hit on wings]]. after the fight, wings dropped his famous "look here look listen" line, before [[lol|going on to gain back all the weight he had lost while training for the fight.]]

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==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.
* Mention page 5

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== page 5 saga ==
on July 15th [[2024]], Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
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==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
{{fv|WingsOfRedemption||
|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
}}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
File:Wingsmeme3.jpg
File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
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|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

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==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

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{{Lpers}}
{{YouTube Ranters}}

[[Category:How Not To Live]]

Mark Redwine

2025-07-02T15:28:18Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* See Also */

{{SickFuck}}
'''Mark Allen Redwine''' is a [[coprophagia|fetishistic poo-poo connoisseur]], [[cross dressing|lingerie-wearing]] fashion star and [[freedom|divorced husband]] who murdered and dismembered his [[13-year old boy|13-year old son]] after he confronted him about all those unscrupulous images he found of him on his computer.

It all started with Mark's two sons, Corry Redwine and the late Dylan Redwine, looking through their father's computer during a road trip back in [[2011]] late at night while he was sleeping. What they saw reportedly caused Dylan to lose all reason to look up to his father, and if you saw your father doing the same thing, you would wish for him to lose all custody of you too. The contents of his image gallery presented photographs of Mark Redwine wearing women's lingerie and eating his own shit out of a diaper. The two snapped some pictures with their iphones to use as leverage against him in the next of their parents' custody battles.

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Mark Redwine fetish pic 1.jpg|[[I'm 12 and what is this?]]
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Following this discovery, Cory Redwine sent messages to his father subtly alluding to the photos.

{{quote|shit-eating coward; you are what you eat.|Cory Redwine}}

One fateful day in [[2012]], Dylan would have to visit his father again in the wooded wastelands of [[Colorado]]. Dylan didn't want to visit his sick fuck of a father and pleaded to sleep over at a friend's house instead but the court-ordered visitations wouldn't allow it. Dylan, unaccompanied with his creepy father, requested his older brother to send him the pix for reasons.

{{quote|Hey send me those poop pics of Papa because he gave me a speech about you guys being a bad example and I want to show him who he really is.|Dylan's final known words}}
[[File:Dylan_Redwine's_skull.jpeg|thumb|Dylan Redwine's skull lying in the woods.]]

Cory didn't send the pix because he's a selfish little fuck, but it is believed Dylan still confronted his father about the pix anyways, thus triggering a response from his father to violently snuff his memory and his testimony from existence. Following Dylan's disappearance, their was a huge search party involving his family, [[dogs|search k-9s]] and the [[government|goberment]]. His spooky scary skeleton were found a few miles from his father’s house in [[2013]].

==Dr. Phil Appearance==
Following the sensational discovery of his son's corpse, Mark Redwine made an appearance in Season 11, Episode 127 of the ''[[Dr. Phil]]'' show but he sucks so bad at the game that clips from the show were used as primary evidence against him in the murder case being tried against him. At the end, Dr. Phil personally swings the gavel and sentences Mark with the maximum sentence available for his crime: 48 years in prison for second-degree murder and child abuse resulting in death.

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==See Also==
*[[Giggly Goonclown]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Pamperchu]]
*[[Tom Pearl]] - another shit eating crossdresser.

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Fallenchungus

2025-06-15T17:07:12Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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'''Fallenchungus''', a.k.a. '''Datsmojo''', ([[powerword]]: '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''') is a [[Fat]] retard and [[unfunny]] [[webcomic]] [[artfag|artist]] from [[Xitter]] best known for his series of [[MS Paint]] comics featuring characters known as "pinheads" making mildly offensive retorts at each other. These comics garnered a niche level of popularity despite how unfunny they are due to their [[exploitable|exploitability]]. While his comics are horribly unfunny and rely entirely on said exploitability to spread around, Fallenchungus himself is actually a hilarious [[lolcow]] who habitually reveals embarrassing secrets about himself such as his [[Fart Fetish|fart fetish]] then expecting people to not make fun of him for it, then tard-raging and [[suicide]]-[[baiting]] whenever it inevitably does happen. Sometime down the line, [[trolls]] started making his comics more than mildly offensive by [[shooping]] [[racism]] into them, therefore being actually [[funny]].

Some of his [[exploitable]]s are viewable below (although I wouldn't recommend viewing them) and all of them have [[Know Your Meme]] articles because apparently each and every single one of his sub-"memes" are really just ''that'' notable:
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fallenchungus bro-visited-his-friend-friendpilled-visitmaxxer.png|{{KYM|memes/bro-visited-his-friend-friendpilled-visitmaxxer|"Bro Visited His Friend/Friendpilled Visitmaxxer"}}
fallenchungus this-fucking-sucks-actually-literal-coolest-thing-ever.png|{{KYM|memes/this-fucking-sucks-actually-literal-coolest-thing-ever|"This Fucking Sucks Actually/Literal Coolest Thing Ever"}}
fallenchungus look-man-he-helped-me-through-a-very-tough-time.png|{{KYM|memes/look-man-he-helped-me-through-a-very-tough-time|"Look Man, He Helped Me Through A Very Tough Time"}}
fallenchungus i-fucking-hate-you-and-hope-you-die.png|{{KYM|memes/i-fucking-hate-you-and-hope-you-die|"I Fucking Hate You And Hope You Die"}}
fallenchungus who-are-you-people-i-thought-i-hired-goons.png|{{KYM|memes/who-are-you-people-i-thought-i-hired-goons|"Who Are You People? I Thought I Hired Goons"}}
fallenchungus ever-heard-of-dark-humor-buddy.jpg|{{KYM|memes/ever-heard-of-dark-humor-buddy|"Ever Heard Of Dark Humor, Buddy?"}}
fallenchungus its-called-aura-bruh-you-smell-like-pure-unfettered-ass.png|{{KYM|memes/its-called-aura-bruh-you-smell-like-pure-unfettered-ass|"It's Called Aura/Bruh You Smell Like Pure Unfettered Ass"}}
fallenchungus i-dont-like-that-you-should-kill-yourself.png|{{KYM|memes/i-dont-like-that-you-should-kill-yourself|"I Don't Like That. You Should Kill Yourself."}}
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==Frank's Faults==
Over the course of franks comic career, he has done some incredibly stupid things such as:
*Bait suicide numerous times and never actually go through with it.
*Overshare personal information.
*Fetishize trannies.
*Dox his aunt and command his Twitter army to harass her.
*Rage at his dox when it was posted by trolls, thus confirming the dox to be true.
*Accidentally give his account away to an imposter.
*Being horny on main.
*Openly announce that he has a fart fetish.
*[[OtterWhiskers|Creepily rubbing his belly during Discord calls.]]
*Rape a 13-year-old girl during his stay at a psyche ward.

==Liquidchungus Saga==
On Nov. 1st, 2024, Fallenchungus sells his account to an impersonator aptly dubbed "[[Liquid Chris|Liquidchungus]]" for $200 in yet another vow to quit the internet before immediately changing his mind and asking for it to be deactivated instead, giving the imposter a full refund only to be locked out of his account permanently. In a last-ditch effort, Fallenchungus urged people to mass report his old Twitter account and has even gone so far as to write up a [[personal army]] request on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread, which was turned away as per usual. LiquidChungus' first order of action was to leak Francis' bookmarks full of [[BBW|fat porn]], [[vore]] porn, and ''[[Pizza Tower]]'' porn, and all in one day no less. All-in-all, Fallenchungus was sneakily replaced by some rando and [[nothing of value was lost|nobody really cared]].

While originally hostile towards Liquidchungus, they eventually came to an agreement where he could still draw Pinhead comics for the account. However, their relationship turned sour again because Fallenchungus hates everything and everyone.

==Frankpocolypse==
The Frankpocolypse is Fallenchungus' biggest scandal yet. On May 14, 2025, information was leaked revealing that he groomed and raped a [[16-year-old girl|fifteen-year-old girl]] during his luxurious stay at a psych ward for one of his iconic suicide baitings.

==Gallery==
Fan art:
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==See Also==
*[[Big Chungus]]
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Reposted one of his comics on [[TikTok]] once, so she's basically his biggest fan.
*[[PizzaCakeComic]]
*[[StoneToss]]

==External Links==
*{{kf|196329|Kiwi Farms Article}}
*{{KYM|memes/people/fallenchungus|KYM Article}}
**{{KYM|memes/fallenchungus-fart-fetish|KYM article specifically about his fart fetish.}}
**{{KYM|editorials/guides/whats-up-with-webcomic-artist-fallenchungus-getting-scammed-out-of-his-account-the-liquid-chungus-takeover-explained|KYM article specifically about Liquidchungus.}}
*{{Twitter|fallenchungus|<s>Fallenchungus'</s> Liquidchungus' Twitter account}}
*[https://www.fallenchungus.wiki/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Fallenchungus Wiki]
*[https://wiki.soyjak.st/FallenChungus Soyjak.Wiki article]

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Nick Fuentes

2025-06-15T16:55:27Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* The Groyper Wars */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nick Fuentes'''</big>}}
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{{Glow|'''Nicholas Joseph Fuentes'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}}} (a.k.a. '''Nick the Spic''') is a {{age|1998|8|18}}-year-old virgin spic homo Christfag who is best known for being the leader of the “America First Movement”. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as '''[[Pepe|Groypers]]''' or '''[[Niggers|Nickers]]''', as his own [[personal army]], who [[False flaggot|false-flag]] and [[IRL]] [[raid|brigade]] anybody that Nick disagrees with.

He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking [[femboy]] [[nudes|thigh pics]] on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted Discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)
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== Background ==
[[File:Nicky-kun eats a booger.png|thumb|right|250px|The [[Le 56% Face|face]] of [[white supremacy|"white" supremacy]].]]
Born to a half-[[Mexico|Mexican]] father (who most likely [[rape|diddled]] him as a child), Nick began his political career on [[Twitter]] by trying to befriend every right wing bodybuilder for [[Lies|totally non-sexual reasons]], making totally ironic catboy jokes in group chats and totally absolutely ironically confessing to some of those said bodybuilders that [[Truth|he's gay]]. The next stage of his political career was attending the [[Richard Spencer]] wet dream that was the [[James Alex Fields|2017 Charlottesville rally]], after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and [[manchild|moved back in with his parents and sister]], which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).

[[File:ITS IRONIC MOM PLEASE.png|thumb|You see, mom, I like having [[buttsecks|sex with men]] ''ironically'', {{Archive|zdwxQ|so that makes it OK}}.]]His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with [[Zippocat|catboys]] and other such forms of [[pedophilia|shotacon]]-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally [[denial|ironic]]!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking [[trannies]]' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and [[Vaush]], as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. ''Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!''

{{quote|"If you get [[schizophrenia|redpilled]], don't tell [[your mom]]. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[whore|your mom]]''. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[failure|your parents]]'', alright? [...] DON'T TELL MOM AND DAD! [...] If you get redpilled, play it close to the chest, don't tell anybody, keep it to yourself, keep it to you and [[NEET|your online friends]], ''alright?''"|Nick, being an (ironic) [[pedophile|groomer]].}}

In 2018, after a reading out a [[Camwhore|superchat donation]] which included a [[Holocaust]] related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of [[Jewish]] media talking about what an evil [[alt-right]] [[racist]] [[sexist]] [[Nazi]] this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his [[YouTube]] channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.
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==The Groyper Wars==

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of [[autism|autists]] into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about ((([[Neo-con|Charlie Kirk]]))) and ((([[Ben Shapiro]]))). Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one [[Holocaust|innocent cookie-related question]] as a [[Unoriginal|very original and funny joke]].

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==Nick's Catboy Fetish==

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "[[CatboyKami]]" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about [[niggers]] on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any [[rule 34|weird ideas]].

[[File:Nick Fuentes Loves Cat Boys 2.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Nyan XD!!]]
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This ironic [[buttsecks|meetup]] seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an ''America First'' episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.

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On top of all that, Nick even had a channel dedicated to catboys on the now deleted America first Discord server. But remember, [[Lie|IT'S ALL IRONIC!]]
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==Nick "denies" the accusations==
in his [[2022]] Christmas stream, he tried to convince his detractors that he's [[not gay]] by declaring that "having sex with women is gay" and that not being attracted to women actually makes him "more heterosexual than anybody". this clip would later be featured on the [[Jimmy Kimmel]] show after his meetup with [[Kanye West]] and [[Donald Trump|Orange man]].
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==Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist==
[[File:Zoomerfag edits.mp4|thumb|right|350px|[[Unfunny|Imagine making these]].]]
When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of [[boomers]] standing around doing nothing while wearing [[QAnon]] merch). He was suspended from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]] shortly after (which he claimed was due to the [[ADL]] pestering le [[admins]] to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "[[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein]]" Gaetz, a [[Republican Party|Republican]] politician [[Glenn Beck#The 1990 rape accusations|accused of raping a 17-year-old girl]], and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in [[Texas]]), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of [[shota|underaged male teenagers]] to watch shitty [[Forced Meme|zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy]] edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified [[spic]] (and not-so-self-identified [[simp]] for [[Camwhore|e-girls]]) who tried getting people from his [[discord]] server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO [[Patrick Casey]] for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another [[James Alex Fields|retard rally]] that will likely be crawling full of [[KKK|federal informants]]. [[Patrick Casey]] has since remained a respectable [[Autism|Political Commentator]] while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for [[CatboyKami|known]] [[Donald Trump|pedophiles]] and associating with [[Wigger]] retards like [[Ethan Ralph]] and [[The Weekly Sweat]].
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==Nick Admits Being a Bitter Incel==
In late 2021, Nick admits having no romantic relationship with women in an interview with Sydney Watson. Furthermore, Nick says women should have rights as much as Afghanis Women's rights and wants a Taliban-style movement to exist in America.

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A few days after the interview, Nick proceeds to host several spaces on Twitter only to get banned again. Different from his usual ban, All of Nick's Gay followers aka Groypers also got banned even the ones who never or rarely interact with him. This led to Groypers' mass exodus to Gab.

==FELTED!==
After 2021 passed away and 2022 came, Nick has been hit by several dramas and hit pieces. The first one is by Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux came to shoot a documentary with Nick and his sycophants to expose the retardation of AF. The documentary has become a disaster for Nick but it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Nick has become friends with [[Ethan Ralph]] and gives him a platform to stream. Ethan has recently DMCA'd several for making fun of him. This has led many streamers to complain about his behavior. Rather than condemning Ethan, Nick decided to defend his gross action as based. [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]], who is dying of cancer, calls out Nick's behavior. Nick doesn't accept what Metokur says and challenges him to a debate. However, Metokur is able to humiliate Nick in the debate.

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After being BTFO'd by Metokur, Nick came into disbelief and coped by pretending he actually won the debate [[Donald Drumpf|just like his master]]. Later, Jaden, his BF, just got a girlfriend and started distancing him. Nick is suddenly enraged with the fact that Jaden lost his virginity and starts hunting his cum with blacklights. Jaden soon retires from AF and lives a happy life with his gf rather than being stuck in the Incel Catboy Death Cult. Jaden soon exposes this fact in Kino Casino along with another ex-AF who escaped the cult, Simon.

==Doxxing==
[[File:Smithers with hoes.png|thumb|Nick when women start showing up to his house.]]
Following the advent of [[Trump]]'s courageous victory in [[2024]], Fuentes first uttered his victory chant: "[[Your body, my choice.|Your body, my choice!]]" on Twitter/x. Unhinged feminist whores didn't ignore it like the cheap, obvious rage bait that it was, and instead larped around on [[Twitter]]/[[Bluesky]]/[[Facebook]]/whatever their preferred social media addiction is acting like [[Internet Tough Guy|internet tough gals]] about it. Feeling [[almost raped]] by those magic words, they decided to pull out their own little magic trick: doxxing him; something that Fuentes is still massively butthurt about to this day.

===Pepper spray incident===
On November 10th, a fugly [[feminist]] [[vegan]] jewess clad in tacky clothing and obnoxious political pins named Marla Rose and her friend decided to show up to Nick's place to teach him a lesson about making mean jokes on the internet. Marla Stood at his front door stalking and berating him, recording it all on her phone for [[internet points]]. Eventually Nick had enough of this whale's harrowing ululations. Nick opened his door, pepper sprayed her in the face, then took her phone, pimp slapped her to the ground and finally [[raep|turned her body into his choice]]. Marla is pressing charges of battery over this event.

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===Dox===
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929 Newberry Ave
La Grange Park, IL 60526
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==Assassination attempt==
{{Main|John R. Lyons}}
It was a cold December night on the 18th, when John R. Lyons decided to kill 3 people before escaping to say hello to Nick Fuentes. He rang his doorbell and called out for him with his weapons clearly visible. Nick called the pigs and when they showed up John made a run for it, forcing his way into a nearby house and killing an additional two dogs before running out into the yard where he died after provoking a shoot out with the police. In the end, Lyons achieved nothing except for getting a really lame [[high score]] and giving Nick's claims of people wanting to kill him validity. Nick blamed his attempted assassination on his recent doxxation and is set to relocate to a new house.

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== See Also ==
* [[IRL Groyper]]
* [[Neo-con]]
* [[QAnon]]
* [[CatboyKami]] - the faggots boyfriend
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Le 56% Face]]

== External links ==
* [https://nicholasjfuentes.com Official website]
:*[https://cozy.tv/ Official cozy.tv website]
* <s>{{twitter|NickJFuentes|Nick's Twitter account}}</s> <s>'''BALEETED!!!'''</s> <s>'''Oh wait! Elon just gives your account back. WELCOME BACK, NICK!'''</s> '''JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOL''' ({{wayback|https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes|20210708182935|title=1}} {{archive|cfQkU|2}})
:*<s>{{twitter|raper6000|Tooootally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''BALEETED AGAIN!!!''' ({{archive|https://twitter.com/raper6000/*|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|cheeser3000|Another totally random guy who's DEFINITELY NOT Nick}}</s> '''COME ON, NICK, THIS ISN'T EVEN ON TWITTER ANYMORE THIS IS ON YOU'''
:*<s>{{twitter|BranFlakes5000|This is getting stupid}}</s> '''BALEETED ALONG WITH HIS GAY FOLLOWERS!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|iloveindia1000|Wow, a new account! I bet Twitter won't ever banned Nick ag-}}</s> '''JUST KIDDING!!! BALEETED MINUTES AFTER CREATION LOLOLOLOLOL'''
:*<s>{{twitter|exiledinternet|*sigh*}}</s> '''If you were banned from 109 platforms, does it truly their fault, Nick?'''
:*<s>{{twitter|heyeveryone08|Oh look, Elon just bought Twitter. Surely Nick won't be banned this time}}</s> '''LOL NOPE'''
:*<s>{{twitter|MrKrabs9000|Yo Nick, what's that tranny porn tab on your browser?}}</s> '''BALEETED BY HIMSELF LOL''' ({{archive|8gv5O|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|punishedhooplah|Just admit it that the previous account is actually you, Nick}}</s> '''This is getting boring'''
:*<s>{{kf|120200|Whatever, go check this KiwiFarms thread for Nick's future twitter update instead}}</s> '''SUBFORUM SHUT DOWN DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!!!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|autumngroyper|So far the longest surviving Nick's alt account for now}}</s> '''BALEETED AS WELL!!!!!!!'''
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*<s>{{instagram|nicholasjfuentes|Nick's Instagram}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel|Again, totally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''ALSO BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel2|Does Nick not get tired of making alts?}}</s> '''BALEETED TOO!!!'''
:* <S>{{instagram|bossbabyincel4|How many times are you gonna make alts, Nick?}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* {{instagram|contentcreator008|Long time no see on Instagram, Nick}}
*<s>{{yt|c|UCsJ86N5n7fcEC_Ds8dYJKzA|America First with Nicholas J Fuentes}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
*{{kf|64977|KiwiFarms thread}}
* {{Telegram|nickjfuentes|Nick's Telegram}}
* {{Gab|realnickjfuentes|Nick's Gab}}

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2025-06-15T16:47:53Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* Articles I might make in the future */

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| <div style="border:2px solid #FF0033; padding:5px;background-color: #FF99FF;text-align:justify"><div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">Types of CP <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-templatepedocp showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span></div><div id="mw-customcollapsible-templatepedocp" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
[[Ameriloli]] •
[[Amerishota]] •
[[Baby fuck]] •
[[Child Modeling]] •
[[Jailbait]] •
[[Justin Berry]] •
[[Lolicon]] •
[[Shotacon]] •
[[Toddlercon]] •
[[Creepy Phil]] •
[[WP:CP]]
</div></div>
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| <div style="border:2px solid #FF0033; padding:5px;background-color: #FF99FF;text-align:justify"><div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">V& Pedophiles <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-templatepedovanned showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span></div><div id="mw-customcollapsible-templatepedovanned" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
[[aediot]] •
[[Alan The Panda]] •
[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] •
[[Andrew Erickson]] •
[[Carlos Deangelo Bell]] •
[[Chris Forcand]] •
[[Debra Lafave]] •
[[Douglas L Payne Jr]] •
[[Dwight Whorley]] •
[[Dylan Thomas]] •
[[Edarem]] •
[[EDP445]] •
[[Gary Glitter]] •
[[Jared Fogle]] •
[[Jeffrey Epstein]] •
[[Penn State Scandal|Jerry Sandusky]] •
[[John Forehand]] •
[[John Mark Karr]] •
[[Josef Fritzl]] •
[[Joseph8276]] •
[[Ian Watkins]] •
[[KK]] •
[[Kyle Spitze]] •
[[Lisa Biron]] •
[[MadThad0890]] •
[[Matthew Sammon]] •
[[Michelle Lyn Taylor]] •
[[Mistystuffer]] •
[[MyIDIsPhat]] •
[[Nathan Keefer]] •
[[Nicholas Prosper]] •
[[Nick Bate]] •
[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] •
[[Nurnberg]] •
[[ohbutyouwillpet]] •
[[P Diddy]] •
[[Peter Bright]] •
[[Peter Scully]] •
[[R@ygold]] •
[[R. Kelly]] •
[[Richard Bullis]] •
[[Robert Casio]] •
[[Sean Windingland]] •
[[Sibe]] •
[[Swirl Face]] •
[[The Daytona Nine]] •
[[Valis77]] •
[[Warren Jeffs]]
</div></div>
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| <div style="border:2px solid #FF0033; padding:5px;background-color: #FF99FF;text-align:justify"><div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">UnV& Pedophiles <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-templatepedounvanned showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span></div><div id="mw-customcollapsible-templatepedounvanned" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
[[Aaron Williams]] •
[[Adam Lanza]] •
[[Alenonimo]] •
[[Alison Rapp]] •
[[Amber Buttrum]] •
[[Andy Maher]] •
[[Angryjedi]] •
[[AnimatedJames]] •
[[Beefrave]] •
[[Bikerfox]] •
[[Bill Cosby]] •
[[Manlytears|Britbong]] •
[[CamHead]] •
[[Casey Anthony]] •
[[Chaosscizzors]] •
[[Colonel McBadass]] •
[[Comicality]] •
[[Cyraxx]] •
[[Cyril Smith]] •
[[Dan Schneider]] •
[[Doomentio]] •
[[Dr DisRespect]] •
[[Dream]] •
[[DrossRotzank]] •
[[DaddyOFive]] •
[[Dahvie Vanity]] •
[[Dangerman]] •
[[Deeker]] •
[[Didaskalos]] •
[[Dynacatlovesme]] •
[[The Eclectic Espeon|Eric Ridenour]] •
[[Erik Möller]] •
[[Fergie Oliver]] •
[[Frank Bonafede]] •
[[Greg Mazujian]] •
[[Greville Janner]] •
[[G-Zay]] •
[[Geoshea]] •
[[GalaxyRailways2199]] •
[[Harrison Digfoot]] •
[[Humon]] •
[[Hypno]] •
[[Hunter Moore]] •
[[Irish282]] •
[[Isabella Loretta Janke]] •
[[James Terry Mitchell Jr]] •
[[JaSonic]] •
[[Jerry Peet]] •
[[jervaise brooke hamster]] •
[[Jimmy Savile]] •
[[Joey Nigro]] •
[[John Patrick Rogers]] •
[[Joseph Kony]] •
[[Justin Berry]] •
[[Justin Dabrow]] •
[[Kaitlyn Hunt]] •
[[Katherine Marion]] •
[[Kyle Perkins]] •
[[Lena Dunham]] •
[[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]] •
[[LittleCloud]] •
[[LtFlagger]] •
[[Logansperman2]] •
[[Lucian Hodoboc]] •
[[Null]] •
[[M. Chaos]] •
[[Magicrich]] •
[[MandoPony]] •
[[Mar9122]] •
[[Michael Jackson]] •
[[Mikevirus]] •
[[Matrooko11]] •
[[MZMcBride]] •
[[Nathanr]] •
[[Neil Fox]] •
[[Omegalore]] •
[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] •
[[Onision]] •
[[Paul Walker]] •
[[Pennywise]] •
[[Purple Aki]] •
[[Putrid]] •
[[Ralph Squillace]] •
[[Riverman72]] •
[[TheWondersOfNatureNZ|Roger Sampson]] •
[[Sam DeathWalker]] •
[[Sam Rassenfoss]] •
[[Sarah Butts]] •
[[Shane Lee]] •
[[Sibe]] •
[[Child Abuse|Scientology]] •
[[Sethisto]] •
[[Smartschoolboy9]] •
[[Assigned Male|Sophie Labelle]] •
[[TheAmazingAtheist]] •
[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] •
[[Timbox]] •
[[Trap-kun]] •
[[Tyciol]] •
[[Uncle Grandpa]] •
[[Updownmostly]] •
[[Violentacrez]] •
[[VonHelton]] •
[[Woody Allen]] •
[[W. T. Snacks]] •
[[YandereDev]] •
[[Young Tubers United]] •
[[Ytask]] •
[[Zeitgueist]]
</div></div>
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| <div style="border:2px solid #FF0033; padding:5px;{{roundybottom|25px}}:15px;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft:25px;-moz-border-radius-bottomright:25px;background-color: #FF99FF;text-align:justify"><div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">Related Topics <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-templatepedorelated showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span></div><div id="mw-customcollapsible-templatepedorelated" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
[[7chan]] •
[[12chan]] •
[[AllTheFallen.ninja]] •
[[Aqua Dots]] •
[[Australia|Aussies]] •
[[Bluesky]] •
[[BoyWiki]] •
[[British CSA Inquiry]] •
[[Chemobear]] •
[[Childlove]] •
[[CHILDPROTECT]] •
[[Christian Boy Love Forum]] •
[[Christian Spanking Blogs]] •
[[Circumcision]] •
[[Clovergender]] •
[[Crystal Shinkle]] •
[[Deep Web]] •
[[Doopie Doodles]] •
[[Doopie DoOver]] •
[[Foot Fetish|Foot dares]] •
[[Hidden Wiki|The Hidden Wiki]] •
[[Honey Boo Boo]] •
[[Kidnapping]] •
[[Kodomo no Jikan]] •
[[Lesbian pedophilia]] •
[[Lazy Town]] •
[[The Liliad]] •
[[Metzizah b'peh]] •
[[Miller Test]] •
[[Mr. Bucket]] •
[[NAMBLA]] •
[[Not4chan]] •
[[Pedophilia apologia]] •
[[Permaloli]] •
[[PizzaGate]] •
[[Preteen pageant]] •
[[Puberty101]] •
[[Reddit]] •
[[Rightpedia]] •
[[Sad Satan]] •
[[Sweetie]] •
[[Dubai|Sharjah Ruler]] •
[[Teresa Cooper]] •
[[The Forbidden Realms]] •
[[To Catch A Predator]] •
[[Aquaphilia|Underwater dares]] •
[[Vordrak]] •
[[Wikipedia's censored guide to CP laws]] •
[[Writing.com]] •
[[Womble rape]] •
[[WWOEC]]
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Snuegliffer returns:

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[[Africa]] &spades;
[[Antigua and Barbuda]] &spades;
[[Atlanta]] &spades;
[[Chicago]] &spades;
[[Dead Nigger Storage]] &spades;
[[Detroit]] &spades;
[[E.S. Nigger Brown Stand]] &spades;
[[Egypt]] &spades;
[[Gambia]] &spades;
The [[Ghetto]] &spades;
[[Habbo Hotel]] &spades;
[[Houston]] &spades;
[[Kenya]] &spades;
[[Liberia]] &spades;
[[Mediatakeout]] &spades;
[[Montenegro]] &spades;
[[Mozambique]] &spades;
[[Nawlins]] &spades;
[[Prison]] &spades;
[[Rwanda]] &spades;
[[Sierra Leone]] &spades;
[[Somalia]] &spades;
[[South Africa]] &spades;
[[Soulja Boy Tellem Chat]] &spades;
[[Sudan]] &spades;
[[Tanzania]] &spades;
[[Washington, DC]] &spades;
[[Zimbabwe]]

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[[Aboriginal]] &spades;
[[Blackinese]] &spades;
[[Boko Haram]] &spades;
[[Chav]] &spades;
[[Crips]] &spades;
[[Goth]] &spades;
[[Native]] &spades;
[[Nigger]] &spades;
[[Negress]] &spades;
[[Nigra]] &spades;
[[OFWGKTA]] &spades;
[[Transnigger]] &spades;
[[Wigger]] &spades;
[[Younger Woolwich Boyz]]
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[[2Pac]] &spades;
[[345rv5]] &spades;
[[Aaron Alexis]] &spades;
[[Abner Louima]] &spades;
[[Adria Richards]] &spades;
[[Afro-chan]] &spades;
[[Afro Ninja]] &spades;
[[Afroduck]] &spades;
[[Ainsley Harriott]] &spades;
[[Al Sharpton]] &spades;
[[Alison Floyd]] &spades;
[[Alvin Greene]] &spades;
[[Amanda Kijera]] &spades;
[[AmericanDad86]] &spades;
[[AnimatedJames]] &spades;
[[Antoine Dodson]] &spades;
[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] &spades;
[[Bags of Money]] &spades;
[[BANGS]] &spades;
[[Barack Obama|Barack Hussein Obama]] &spades;
[[Barry Bonds]] &spades;
[[Bernie Mac]] &spades;
[[Beyoncé Knowles]] &spades;
[[Bill Clinton]] &spades;
[[Bill Cosby]] &spades;
[[Black Diligent]] &spades;
[[BLACK_MAN]] &spades;
[[Black Panther]] &spades;
[[BLACKB0ND]] &spades;
[[BLACKbusterCritic]] &spades;
[[Blackwashing]] &spades;
[[Blue-Six]] &spades;
[[Bomani Armah]] &spades;
[[Brandon Phillips]] &spades;
[[Brenda Williams]] &spades;
[[Breonna Taylor]] &spades;
[[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II|Bryce Williams]] &spades;
[[Bubba]] &spades;
[[C-NOTE]] &spades;
[[Canibus]] &spades;
[[CandyJunkie]] &spades;
[[Cardi B]] &spades;
[[Carlton]] &spades;
[[Casey Brezik]] &spades;
[[Caster Semenya]] &spades;
[[Charles Ramsey]] &spades;
[[Charlie Check'm]] &spades;
[[Cheyenne Cherry]] &spades;
[[China Guy]] &spades;
[[Chris Brown]] &spades;
[[Chris Dorner]] &spades;
[[Clay Claymore]] &spades;
[[Cobanermani456]] &spades;
[[Colin Ferguson]] &spades;
[[ComedyShortsGamer]] &spades;
[[Condoleezza Rice]] &spades;
[[Cosmo Setepenra]] &spades;
[[CRoadwarrior]] &spades;
[[Culexor]] &spades;
[[Cynthia McKinney]] &spades;
[[Cyntoia Brown]] &spades;
[[DaBaby]] &spades;
[[Dangerman]] &spades;
[[Waukesha Parade Attack|Darrell Brooks]] &spades;
[[Dave Chappelle]] &spades;
[[David Wu-Kapauw]] &spades;
[[Dcigs]] &spades;
[[Dead nigger baby]] &spades;
[[Deborrah Cooper]] &spades;
[[Demcad]] &spades;
[[DeWayne Craddock]] &spades;
[[DJBPlaythroughs]] &spades;
[[Dr. Laura Schlessnigger]] &spades;
[[Dramasetter]] &spades;
[[EDP445]] &spades;
[[Etika]] &spades;
[[Fat Larry's Band]] &spades;
[[FCU777]] &spades;
[[Frank James]] &spades;
[[Fresh Prince]] &spades;
[[Freddie Gray]] &spades;
[[Future the rapper]] &spades;
[[G-Zay]] &spades;
[[Gary Coleman]] &spades;
[[Gazi Kodzo]] &spades;
[[General Butt Naked]] &spades;
[[George Floyd]] &spades;
[[H2O]] &spades;
[[Happy Negro]] &spades;
[[Herman Cain]] &spades;
[[Isaac Hayes]] &spades;
[[IShowSpeed]] &spades;
[[Ismaaiyl Brinsley]] &spades;
[[Jada]] &spades;
[[Jaden Smith]] &spades;
[[James Watson]] &spades;
[[Jay Bundy]] &spades;
[[Jena Six]] &spades;
[[Jeremiah True]] &spades;
[[Jesse Jackson]] &spades;
[[JinuSenpai]] &spades;
[[Jkid]] &spades;
[[Jordan Neely]] &spades;
[[Joseph Kony]] &spades;
[[Jussie Smollett]] &spades;
[[Kamala Harris]] &spades;
[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]] &spades;
[[Kanye West]] &spades;
[[Kerney Thomas]] &spades;
[[KingMasterReview]] &spades;
[[Kobe Bryant]] &spades;
[[Korryn Gaines]] &spades;
[[KSI]] &spades;
[[Latarian Milton]] &spades;
[[Lee Rigby]] &spades;
[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle|Liam Mango]] &spades;
[[Lil B]] &spades;
[[Linda Carty]] &spades;
[[Loud Nigra]] &spades;
[[Lowti3rgod]] &spades;
[[M0M0ko]] &spades;
[[MadThad0890]] &spades;
[[MajelaZeZeDiamond]] &spades;
[[Malcolm X]] &spades;
[[Malik Obama]] &spades;
[[Marcellus Williams]] &spades;
[[Mark Essex]] &spades;
[[Martin Luther King, Jr.]] &spades;
[[Martin Ssempa]] &spades;
[[Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola]] &spades;
[[Mary Alice Altorfer]] &spades;
[[Parkland Coffee House Spree|Maurice Clemmons]] &spades;
[[Maxine Waters]] &spades;
[[Death Grips|MC Ride]] &spades;
[[Meek Mill]] &spades;
[[Megan Thee Stallion]] &spades;
[[Micah Dawson]] &spades;
[[Dallas Police Shootings|Micah Johnson]] &spades;
[[Michael Arega]] &spades;
[[Michael Jackson]] &spades;
[[Mike Tyson]] &spades;
[[Mikese Morse]] &spades;
[[Mintah]] &spades;
[[Miss Landmine]] &spades;
[[Porn Wiki Leaks/Monica Foster|Monica Foster]] &spades;
[[Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas]] &spades;
[[Mr Pregnant]] &spades;
[[Mr. T]] &spades;
[[Muteba Kidiaba]] &spades;
[[An Negro|Mychal Bell]] &spades;
[[Nautica Malone]] &spades;
[[NawlinWiki]] &spades;
[[Nelson Mandela]] &spades;
[[Nicki Minaj]] &spades;
[[Nigger Pig]] &spades;
[[Nocturnus Libertus]] &spades;
[[Ntokozo Qwabe]] &spades;
[[Officer Ricky|Rick Ross]] &spades;
[[OFWGKTA]] &spades;
[[OG Loc]] &spades;
[[OJ Simpson]] &spades;
[[Old Spice Guy]] &spades;
[[Oliver Hart]] &spades;
[[Omarosa]] &spades;
[[Oprah Winfrey]] &spades;
[[Orlando Harris]] &spades;
[[P Diddy]] &spades;
[[Professor Kuhtoons]] &spades;
[[Purple Aki]] &spades;
[[Queen Kong]] &spades;
[[R. Kelly]] &spades;
[[Rachel Dolezal]] &spades;
[[Raven Williams]] &spades;
[[Reverend X]] &spades;
[[Rick James]] &spades;
[[Robert Butler Jr.]] &spades;
[[Rocky Lockridge]] &spades;
[[Ron Mexico]] &spades;
[[Rosa Parks]] &spades;
[[Royce da 5'9"]] &spades;
[[Rucas]] &spades;
[[Rudy Eugene]] &spades;
[[Sandro L Jean]] &spades;
[[SapphyDracases]] &spades;
[[Senator Barack Hussein Obama]] &spades;
[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] &spades;
[[Shaun King]] &spades;
[[Sheneequa]] &spades;
[[Solomon Henderson]] &spades;
[[Sonicfox]] &spades;
[[SonicStrife]] &spades;
[[Soulja Boy]] &spades;
[[Starlaglam]] &spades;
[[Steve Hodder-Watt]] &spades;
[[Steve Stephens]] &spades;
[[SubToDavidland]] &spades;
[[Sweet Brown]] &spades;
[[T-Pain]] &spades;
[[Tacgnol]] &spades;
[[Tarisai Vushe]] &spades;
[[Tariq Nasheed]] &spades;
[[Tawana Brawley]] &spades;
[[Tay Zonday]] &spades;
[[Tedius Zanarukando]] &spades;
[[ThatKidDouglas]] &spades;
[[The Black Sentinel]] &spades;
[[The Booty Warrior]] &spades;
[[The Central Park Five]] &spades;
[[The Crackhead]] &spades;
[[The Online Gamer]] &spades;
[[The Trashman]] &spades;
[[TheAdviseShow]] &spades;
[[Therese Patricia Okoumou]] &spades;
[[TheSuperRobotSoujaOG]] &spades;
[[Tiger's Wood|Tiger Woods]] &spades;
[[Tommy Sotomayor]] &spades;
[[Tony Eveready]] &spades;
[[Tony48219]] &spades;
[[Tookie Williams]] &spades;
[[Trayvon Martin]] &spades;
[[Trevor Noah]] &spades;
[[Twomad]] &spades;
[[Tyler Lumar]] &spades;
[[Tyra Banks]] &spades;
[[Tyra Patterson]] &spades;
[[UnMaskingTheTruth]] &spades;
[[ValisHD]] &spades;
[[Verbal Ase]] &spades;
[[Viper]] &spades;
[[Waluigis-girl]] &spades;
[[Will Smith]] &spades;
[[William Unek]] &spades;
[[Wrong Location Nigger]] &spades;
[[Xiao-Feng-Fury]] &spades;
[[XXXTentacion]] &spades;
[[Yasuke]] &spades;
[[Zwarte Piet]]
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[[Are You Serious?]] &spades;
[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]] &spades;
[[Bix Nood]] &spades;
[[Brraa pap pap pap]] &spades;
[[BOOYA!]] &spades;
[[Dat Ass]] &spades;
[[DINDUNUFFIN]] &spades;
[[Ebonics]] &spades;
[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]] &spades;
[[First World Problems]] &spades;
[[Flea Market Montgomery]] &spades;
[[Fuck The Police]] &spades;
[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]] &spades;
[[Hack is Wack!]] &spades;
[[Happy Negro]] &spades;
[[I Go Chop Your Dollar]] &spades;
[[Imma Let You Finish ]] &spades;
[[IM PRESSIN CHARGES]] &spades;
[[Niggers tongue my anus]] &spades;
[[Not racist]] &spades;
[[Read a Book]] &spades;
[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]] &spades;
[[Sittin On Tha Toilet]] &spades;
[[Smell yo dick]] &spades;
[[Thanks Obama]] &spades;
[[The Boondocks]] &spades;
[[These Cuffs]] &spades;
[[Whistles go WHOO|WHOO]] &spades;
[[You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack]]
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[[365Black.com]] &spades;
[[419 Nigerian Email Scams]] &spades;
[[Basketball]] &spades;
[[Blackbird]] &spades;
[[Booty Shaking]] &spades;
[[Chikins]] &spades;
[[Chimpout]] &spades;
[[Conspiracy theories]] &spades;
[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]] &spades;
[[Dolemite]] &spades;
[[FUBU]] &spades;
[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] &spades;
[[Hypebeast]] &spades;
[[Jenkem]] &spades;
[[KFC Double Down]] &spades;
[[Kool-Aid]] &spades;
[[Linux for Niggers]] &spades;
[[Nigga Know Technology]] &spades;
[[Police Abolition]] &spades;
[[Pool's Closed]] &spades;
[[Racism]] &spades;
[[Rap]] &spades;
[[Rape]] &spades;
[[Riots]] &spades;
[[Soulja Boy Tellem Chat]] &spades;
[[Street takeover]] &spades;
[[Swag]] &spades;
[[The Black Sentinel]] &spades;
[[The Great Black Dick Hoax]] <span style="font-size:smaller;">(see also [[Niggerdick]] and [[Niggercock]])</span> &spades;
[[Twatter|Twitter]] &spades;
[[Ubuntu]] &spades;
[[Voodoo]] &spades;
[[Vuvuzela]] &spades;
[[Watermelonz]] &spades;
[[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock]] &spades;
[[Worldstar Hiphop]]
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| style=" padding:.2em; background:#EEE; margin:.1em; border:1px solid #000000;" |

[[BLACK FACE contempo]] &spades;
[[Lynching]] &spades;
[[NO NIGGERS]] &spades;
[[Rwandan Genocide]] &spades;
[[Slavery]] <span style="font-size:smaller;">(see also [[Nigger Manual]])</span> &spades;
[[Vintage Black Americana]]
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[[ADOS]] &spades;
[[AIDS]] &spades;
[[All The Niggers Are Dead]] &spades;
[[Black People Love Us!]] &spades;
[[Chocolate Rain]] &spades;
[[Computer Science III]] &spades;
[[Culexor]] &spades;
[[Gay Nigger Association of America]] &spades;
[[ISWAP]] &spades;
[[Kwanzaa]] &spades;
[[NAACP]] &spades;
[[P.A. Palace]] &spades;
[[Sheeeit Nigger|Sheeeit]] &spades;
[[There are no niggers on the Internet]] &spades;
[[Unemployment]] &spades;
and [[Welfare]]
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[[A. Wyatt Mann]] &spades;
[[Azn]] &spades;
[[Buck Breaking|Buck Breakers]] &spades;
[[Cops]] &spades;
[[Chimpmania]] &spades;
[[Don Imus]] &spades;
[[Dylann Storm Roof]] &spades;
[[Ebola virus]] &spades;
[[Employment]] &spades;
[[Epic Beard Man]] &spades;
[[Graykat]] &spades;
[[Illuminati]] &spades;
[[James Watson]] &spades;
[[Johnny Rebel]] &spades;
[[Justine Sacco]] &spades;
[[Ku Klux Klan]] &spades;
[[Kramer]] &spades;
[[Moonman]] &spades;
[[Payton Gendron]] &spades;
[[Popobawa]] &spades;
[[Permit Patty]] &spades;
[[Racism]] &spades;
[[Ray Tensing]] &spades;
[[Ryan Palmeter]] &spades;
[[Shitskin Plantation]] &spades;
[[Spics]] &spades;
[[Stormfront]] &spades;
[[Shiloh Hendrix]] &spades;
[[The BLM Killer]] &spades;
[[Total Nigger Death]] &spades;
[[W]] &spades;
[[White Devils|White people]]
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2025-05-12T18:53:16Z

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== Creations ==
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*[[IRL Groyper]]
*[[The New Norm]]
*[[Cunny]]

== [[Never|Articles I might make in the future]] ==
*Synthetic Man
*Siege masks
*Moist critikal
*Incels.is
*DBDR
*Marshallmathersthe4th
*Jalyn/Jadyn
*Tipster
*Rapey
*Worldoftshirts
*Fallenchungus
*Incredible gassy
*Ian Foote

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2025-04-11T23:42:54Z

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<p class="collapsibletoggle">'''[<span class="mw-customtoggle-DyingAloneTemp showhidetext" style="color:#c8c8c8;"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">Dead</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">Cry yourself to sleep</span></span>]'''</p><div id="mw-customcollapsible-DyingAloneTemp" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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! style="background-color: #AAAAAA; {{roundytop|18px}}" | <big>'''Those Who Have Died Alone'''</big><p>
[[Aaron Alexis]] ☠
[[Aaron Bushnell]] ☠
[[Aaron Swartz]] ☠
[[Adam Lanza]] ☠
[[Alexis Arquette]] ☠
[[Amanda Todd]] ☠
[[Amy Winehouse]] ☠
[[Anal Cunt]] ☠
[[Andy Kaufman]] ☠
[[Angry Grandpa]] ☠
[[Anna Nicole Smith]] ☠
[[2020 Nashville Bombing|Anthony Warner]] ☠
[[Asa Coon]] ☠
[[Brian Adams]] ☠
[[Brandon Crisp]] ☠
[[Byuu]] ☠
[[Charmaine Dragun]] ☠
[[Cho Seung-Hui]] ☠
[[Chris Benoit]] ☠
[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] ☠
[[Chyna]] ☠
[[Codey Porter]] ☠
[[David Bowie]] ☠
[[David Carradine]] ☠
[[Dragoneer]] ☠
[[Eazy-E]] ☠
[[Edarem]] ☠
[[Elliot Rodger]] ☠
[[Elvis Presley]] ☠
[[George Sodini]] ☠
[[Gizgiz]] ☠
[[Gleb Korablev]] ☠
[[Gursimran Kaur]] ☠
[[HappyCabbie]] ☠
[[Harambe]] ☠
[[H.P. Lovecraft]] ☠
[[Heath Ledger]] ☠
[[Jake Davison]] ☠
[[Jeff Weise]] ☠
[[JewWario]] ☠
[[Jim Morrison]] ☠
[[Kate Spade]] ☠
[[Kitty0706]] ☠
[[Kurt Cobain]] ☠
[[Lemonade Coyote]] ☠
[[Leelah Alcorn]] ☠
[[Lil Peep]] ☠
[[Robert Levin|Lilo]] ☠
[[Loki Blackfang]] ☠
[[Lowtax]] ☠
[[Mia Janin]] ☠
[[Megan Meier]] ☠
[[Michael Jackson]] ☠
[[Mitchell Henderson]] ☠
[[MySpace]] ☠
[[Nathan Gale]] ☠
[[Academy Maniacs|Nikita Lytkin]] ☠
[[Otoya Yamaguchi]] ☠
[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] ☠
[[Prince]] ☠
[[Randy Robert Stair|Randy Stair]] ☠
[[Rehtaeh Parsons]] ☠
[[Ricardo Lopez]] ☠
[[Rina Palenkova]] ☠
[[Ripper]] ☠
[[Robin Williams]] ☠
[[Ronnie McNutt]] ☠
[[Rudolph Zurick]] ☠
[[Ryan Palmeter]] ☠
[[Shawn Woolley]] ☠
[[Shay]] ☠
[[Shuaiby]] ☠
[[Sol Pais]] ☠
[[Stephen Paddock]] ☠
[[Steve Stephens]] ☠
[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] ☠
[[Tony48219]] ☠
[[TooDamnFilthy]] ☠
[[Tyler Dumstorf]] ☠
[[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II|Vester Flanagan]] ☠
[[William Atchison]] ☠
[[XXXTentacion]] ☠
[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack|Zhao Zewei]]
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|- 
! style="background-color: #AAAAAA" | <big>'''Those Dying Alone'''</big><p>
[[03bgood]] ☠
[[2cash]] ☠
[[2 gryphon]] ☠
[[7jackass77]] ☠
[[A Man in Black]] ☠
[[Adam Sandler]] ☠
[[Ahuviya Harel]] ☠
[[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|AIDS Skrillex]] ☠
[[AkewsticRockR]] ☠
[[Alex Ford]] ☠
[[Alison Rapp]] ☠
[[America's Third Party]] ☠
[[Amy Schumer]] ☠
[[YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG|Andrew Allanson]] ☠
[[Angry Joe]] ☠
[[AnimatedJames]] ☠
[[Feminist Frequency|Anita Sarkeesian]] ☠
[[Anonymous Borg]] ☠
[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] ☠
[[Antony Aguilar]] ☠
[[Pinkiepony|April Davis]] ☠
[[Aquagirlwhitefox]] ☠
[[Argent009]] ☠
[[Arguecat3]] ☠
[[Egoraptor|Arin Hanson]] ☠
[[Armake21]] ☠
[[Asalieri]] ☠
[[Asher2500]] ☠
[[Closing Logos Wiki|Austin Alexander]] ☠
[[AvantGardePony]] ☠
[[Bambifan101]] ☠
[[Barneyfag]] ☠
[[Basement Dweller|Basement Dwellers]] ☠
[[Ben Ford]] ☠
[[Ben Moynihan]] ☠
[[Benny_the_Snake]] ☠
[[Benthelooney]] ☠
[[Big Red]] ☠
[[Bikerfox]] ☠
[[Bill9929]] ☠
[[You Stupid Relativist|Bill Gaede]] ☠
[[Bill Gates]] ☠
[[BLACKbusterCritic]] ☠
[[Bob Rehahn]] ☠
[[BrandontheMovieGuy]] ☠
[[Brandon Smith]] ☠
[[Brian Mueller]] ☠
[[Zaiger|Brian Richard Zaiger]] ☠
[[Brianna Wu]] ☠
[[Brony|Bronies]] ☠
[[ButLova]] ☠
[[ByAppointmentTo]] ☠
[[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|Carl the Cuck]] ☠
[[Cartoonjunkie]] ☠
[[Caseydecker]] ☠
[[CatboyKami]] ☠
[[Cheeyev]] ☠
[[Chloe Sagal]] ☠
[[Chris-chan]] ☠
[[Chris Crocker]] ☠
[[Chuck and Naomi|Chuck M.]] ☠
[[The Rise and Fall of Nickelodeon|Clint of Rise and Fall]] ☠
[[CopperCab]] ☠
[[Corey Margera]] ☠
[[Coughlan666]] ☠
[[Crazyvideosandrants]] ☠
[[Crinklemon]] ☠
[[Cyraxx]] ☠
[[Daniel Brandt]] ☠
[[Dan Cilley]] ☠
[[Dane Cook]] ☠
[[Dani Filth]] ☠
[[Darius McCollum]] ☠
[[Darknessthecurse]] ☠
[[DarksydePhil]] ☠
[[Dave Chapelle]] ☠
[[Dave Mustaine]] ☠
[[David Hockey]] ☠
[[Daxflame]] ☠
[[DBoyWheeler]] ☠
[[Deeker]] ☠
[[DeterminedToDrawUT]] ☠
[[Dev-catscratch]] ☠
[[DGTrixie]] ☠
[[Diaper Boy]] ☠
[[Dillon Cossey]] ☠
[[Diogo Mendes]] ☠
[[DisneyFan01]] ☠
[[DisneyMaster]] ☠
[[DJ KEEMSTAR]] ☠
[[Dnepropetrovsk maniacs]] ☠
[[DodgerofZion]] ☠
[[Dogpatch Press]] ☠
[[Don Roberts]] ☠
[[Ranters|Doodletones]] ☠
[[Doomer3868]] ☠
[[Dorian_Gay]] ☠
[[Doug Walker]] ☠
[[Drakon]] ☠
[[DrossRotzank]] ☠
[[Doomentio]] ☠
[[Dustin]] ☠
[[EDP445]] ☠
[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]] ☠
[[Emo]]s ☠
[[Epic Fat Guy]] ☠
[[EpicKitty54]] ☠
[[PissedOffVideoGamer|Eric Abramov]] ☠
[[The Eclectic Espeon|Eric Ridenour]] ☠
[[Erik Ribsskog]] ☠
[[Fun Shitposting Wiki|ErtasVideos]] ☠
[[Elon Musk]] ☠
[[Filthy Frank]] ☠
[[Fagolescence|Fagolescents]] ☠
[[FanFic Critic]] ☠
[[Fast Eddie]] ☠
[[Fat Man]] ☠
[[Faust and Pory|Faust & Pory]] ☠
[[Five Nights at Freddy's | Five Nights at Freddy's fans]] ☠
[[Flardox]] ☠
[[Fluffy teh wolf]] ☠
[[ForeverKailyn]] ☠
[[Friends of A-Log]] ☠
[[Furfag|Furries]] ☠
[[G-Zay]] ☠
[[Gather Against Fate]] ☠
[[George Lopez]] ☠
[[Geoshea]] ☠
[[Ghost]] ☠
[[Girlvinyl]] ☠
[[Globelamp]] ☠
[[GoddessMillenia]] ☠
[[Graykat]] ☠
[[Greg Mazujian]] ☠
[[Gwen Gale]] ☠
[[Gwen Stefani]] ☠
[[Harmful Opinions]] ☠
[[Hellkiller777]] ☠
[[I Dislike Cis People]] ☠
[[I Hate Everything]] ☠
[[Ian Miles Cheong]] ☠
[[Icze4r|icze⁴r]] ☠
[[Imma-The-Deer]] ☠
[[InkBunny]] ☠
[[Isabella Loretta Janke]] ☠
[[Jamil The King]] ☠
[[Jessi Slaughter]] ☠
[[Jessica Leeds]] ☠
[[Jim Profit]] ☠
[[JINXDROWNED]] ☠
[[Joe Crusher Pickles]] ☠
[[Joeker]] ☠
[[John Bulla]] ☠
[[John Field]] ☠
[[John Kricfalusi]] ☠
[[John Patrick Rogers]] ☠
[[Jonathan McIntosh]] ☠
[[Jonmon]] ☠
[[JonTron]] ☠
[[Joseph Camp]] ☠
[[Joseph8276]] ☠
[[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]] ☠
[[Juggalos]] ☠
[[JustinRPG]] ☠
[[Kat Dennings]] ☠
[[Bruce Jenner|Kendall Jenner]] ☠
[[Keegan Salisbury]] ☠
[[Kathleen Todd]] ☠
[[Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser|Kenny Glenn]] ☠
[[Kevin Havens]] ☠
[[Keffals]] ☠
[[Kimmo Johan Alm]] ☠
[[KingEmpoleon]] ☠
[[KingMasterReview]] ☠
[[Krashed]] ☠
[[Laci Green]] ☠
[[Larry the Cable Guy]] ☠
[[Lauren Faust]] ☠
[[LeafyIsHere]] ☠
[[Lecarick]] ☠
[[Leigh Alexander]] ☠
[[LeisureSuitGaming]] ☠
[[Lena Dunham]] ☠
[[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]] ☠
[[Leslie Jones]] ☠
[[LifeInATent]] ☠
[[Likeicare]] ☠
[[Linkara]] ☠
[[LittleCloud]] ☠
[[LittleKuriboh]] ☠
[[Logo Kids]] ☠
[[Lordelthibar]] ☠
[[Low Tier God]] ☠
[[Lucian Hodoboc]] ☠
[[M. Chaos]] ☠
[[Donald Drumpf|MAGAts]] ☠
[[Manchild|Manchildren]] ☠
[[Mar9122]] ☠
[[MarblesPoundcake|Marbles]] ☠
[[MarioMario456]] ☠
[[Mariotehplumber]] ☠
[[Marjan Siklic]] ☠
[[masteroogwgay]] ☠
[[Matthew Davis]] ☠
[[Matthew Nicholson]] ☠
[[McJuggerNuggets]] ☠
[[MDetector5‎]] ☠
[[Meowbark]] ☠
[[MeganSpeaks]] ☠
[[Michael Batton]] ☠
[[Michael Fitzhywel]] ☠
[[Michael Gimson]] ☠
[[Computer Science III|Mike Sandy]] ☠
[[Moleman9000]] ☠
[[Monica Punk]] ☠
[[MonkeyGameGuides]] ☠
[[Moviebob]] ☠
[[Mumkey Jones]] ☠
[[MuZemike]] ☠
[[MylarBalloonFan]] ☠
[[TheMysteriousMrEnter|MysteriousMrEnter]] ☠
[[MysticArk]] ☠
[[NaokoElric2250]] ☠
[[NawlinWiki]] ☠
[[Neckbeard]]s ☠
[[NeoGAF]] ☠
[[Nicholas Prosper]] ☠
[[Nick Bate]] ☠
[[Nick Bravo]] ☠
[[Nikkineko333]] ☠
[[The Spoony Experiment|Noah Antwiler]] ☠
[[Nostalgia Chick]] ☠
[[Notch]] ☠
[[Nullcherri]] ☠
[[Battle for Dream Island|Objectfags]] ☠
[[OFWGKTA]] ☠
[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] ☠
[[Onyx Forepaw]] ☠
[[Pacificoceanasia]] ☠
[[PACKGOD]] ☠
[[PaigeGirl]] ☠
[[Paul Feig]] ☠
[[Paulie Calafiore]] ☠
[[Parkourdude91]] ☠
[[Peter Bright]] ☠
[[Peter Coffin]] ☠
[[Peter Scully]] ☠
[[PhantomStrider8]] ☠
[[Phil Fish]] ☠
[[PhunWithLogic]] ☠
[[Pinkiepony]] ☠
[[Pit Viper]] ☠
[[Pixyteri]] ☠
[[Peluchin Entertainment]] ☠
[[PMRants]] ☠
[[Preachingthegospel]] ☠
[[Quentin Tarantino]] ☠
[[Seth MacFarlane|Rachael MacFarlane]] ☠
[[Randi Harper]] ☠
[[American Airlines Flight 63|Richard Reid]] ☠
[[Ricki Raven]] ☠
[[RMG Productions]] ☠
[[Greeny Phatom|Robert Stainton]] ☠
[[Robert Wayne Stiles]] ☠
[[Rockosocko]] ☠
[[Romeo Rose]] ☠
[[Rootbrian]] ☠
[[Rose3212]] ☠
[[Ryan Routh]] ☠
[[Sad Frog]] ☠
[[SammyClassicSonicFan]] ☠
[[Sam Pepper]] ☠
[[Sarah Butts]] ☠
[[Sarahisnifty]] ☠
[[SaturnDOS]] ☠
[[Sceptre]] ☠
[[Schnookums]] ☠
[[Segacamp]] ☠
[[Sega Kid]] ☠
[[Seth MacFarlane]] ☠
[[Sethisto]] ☠
[[Shadman]] ☠
[[Simply Okami]] ☠
[[Retsupurae|Slowbeef & Diabetus]] ☠
[[Snapesnogger]] ☠
[[Sonic Savior]] ☠
[[Sonmanic]] ☠
[[Sony-Mae]] ☠
[[Assigned Male|Sophie Labelle]] ☠
[[Spax3]] ☠
[[Stormy]] ☠
[[Superlisamcb]] ☠
[[Susan Boyle]] ☠
[[Tara Strong]] ☠
[[TheAmazingAtheist]] ☠
[[TheDOSFag]] ☠
[[TheOdd1sOut]] ☠
[[TheSockDetective]] ☠
[[Tim Buckley]] ☠
[[TJ Lane]] ☠
[[Todd in the Shadows]] ☠
[[Tom Preston]] ☠
[[ToonEGuy]] ☠
[[Tourneyfag]]s ☠
[[Trey Eric Sesler]] ☠
[[Trigglypuff]] ☠
[[Tyciol]] ☠
[[Tyler Garmany]] ☠
[[Ulillillia]] ☠
[[The Unknown Autobot]] ☠
[[Scoutgender|Vade]] ☠
[[VinceintheBay]] ☠
[[Wade Fulp]] ☠
[[WeatherManKevin]] ☠
[[Wesley!!!]] ☠
[[I GOT NORTON!|WoWfan4life]] ☠
[[Wwwarea]] ☠
[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]] ☠
[[Xenuria]] ☠
[[YandereDev]] ☠
[[Yoshiwii1]] ☠
[[You]] ☠
[[BLACKbusterCritic#BBC_vs_YouTube_Commentaries|youngbloodfantasy91]] ☠
[[Zoe Quinn]] ☠
[[Zone]]
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! style="background-color: #AAAAAA; {{roundybottom|18px}}" | <big>'''Their Methods'''</big><p>
[[9gag]] ☠
[[Adventure Time]] ☠
[[An Hero]] ☠
[[AIDS]] ☠
[[Animu]] ☠
[[Alt-right]] ☠
[[Art School]] ☠
[[A-Log's Fanfiction]] ☠
[[ask.fm]] ☠
[[Asperger's Syndrome]] ☠
[[Assigned Male]] ☠
[[Bath Salts]] ☠
[[The Big Bang Theory]] ☠
[[Battle For Dream Island]] ☠
[[BlackLivesMatter]] ☠
[[Black metal]] ☠
[[Body Pillows]] ☠
[[BonziWORLD]] ☠
[[BitView]] ☠
[[Alcohol|Booze]] ☠
[[Bullying]] ☠
[[BuzzFeed]] ☠
[[Cartoon|Children's Cartoons]] ☠
[[Clown World]] ☠
[[Computer Science III]] ☠
[[Cosplay]] ☠
[[CumOnPrintedPics.Com]] ☠
[[Cuphead]] ☠
[[Dead Friend]] ☠
[[Death metal]] ☠
[[Death penalty]] ☠
[[Dating Sims]] ☠
[[DeviantART]] ☠
[[Discord]] ☠
[[Drug]]s ☠
[[Edginess]] ☠
[[Family Guy]] ☠
[[FanFiction]] ☠
[[Feminism]] ☠
[[Fedora]] ☠
[[Fidget spinner]] ☠
[[Filthy Frank|The Filthy Frank Show]] ☠
[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] ☠
[[Fleshlight]] ☠
[[Friend Zone]] ☠
[[FurAffinity]] ☠
[[Furry Art]] ☠
[[Fun Shitposting Wiki]] ☠
[[Garry's Mod]] ☠
[[Genshin Impact]] ☠
[[GoAnimate!]] ☠
[[Googlewhacking]] ☠
[[Gorillaz]] ☠
[[Goth]]s ☠
[[Gravity Falls]] ☠
[[Green Day]] ☠
[[Greeny Phatom]] ☠
[[Grindcore]] ☠
[[Hacking]] ☠
[[Happy Madison Productions]] ☠
[[Homestuck‎]] ☠
[[Hover hand‎]] ☠
[[Hufflepuff]] ☠
[[High Score]] ☠
[[Incelcore]] ☠
[[Indie|Indie music]] ☠
[[Infantilism]] ☠
[[Insane Clown Posse]] ☠
[[Introvert]] ☠
[[Invisible Girlfriend]] ☠
[[IRC]] ☠
[[Jenkem]] ☠
[[Kiwi Farms]] ☠
[[Kotaku]] ☠
[[League of Legends]] ☠
[[Lego]] ☠
[[Libertarianism]] ☠
[[LiveJournal]] ☠
[[Lonely]] ☠
[[LoveShy]] ☠
[[Mai Waifu]] ☠
[[Mass Shooting]]s ☠
[[MRA|Men's rights activism]] ☠
[[Minecraft]] ☠
[[MLP Forums]] ☠
[[MMORPG]]s ☠
[[MGTOW]] ☠
[[MUD]]s ☠
[[My Little Pony]] ☠
[[My Tiny Dick]] ☠
[[Nice guy|Nice Guyism]] ☠
[[Nu metal]] ☠
[[Oculus Rift]] ☠
[[OhInternet|Oh Shiternet]] ☠
[[Online dating]] ☠
[[Online sex games]] ☠
[[Overwatch]] ☠
[[Plastic crap|Plastic Crap]] ☠
[[Plenty of Fish]] ☠
[[r9gay|/r9k/]] ☠
[[Rick and Morty]] ☠
[[Roblox]] ☠
[[Rule 34]] ☠
[[RuneScape]] ☠
[[School Shooting]]s ☠
[[Second Life]] ☠
[[Self-Victimization]] ☠
[[Shy Boys IRL]] ☠
[[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]] ☠
[[Slayer (band)|Slayer]] ☠
[[Slipknot]] ☠
[[Sluthate]] ☠
[[Smogon University]] ☠
[[Social Justice]] ☠
[[Source Filmmaker]] ☠
[[South Park]] ☠
[[Soyjak.party]] ☠
[[Sparkalloon]] ☠
[[Speakonia]] ☠
[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]] ☠
[[Steven Universe]] ☠
[[Serious Business|Taking the Internet Too Seriously]] ☠
[[Team Fortress 2]] ☠
[[That Guy With The Glasses]] ☠
[[Timbox|The Anytown Show]] ☠
[[The Entersphere]] ☠
[[The Sims]] ☠
[[They Might Be Giants]] ☠
[[Tomb Raider]] ☠
[[Tool (band)|Tool]] ☠
[[Transformers]] ☠
[[Tulpas]] ☠
[[Tumblr]] ☠
[[TV Tropes]] ☠
[[twenty one pilots]] ☠
[[Uncharted]] ☠
[[Uncle Grandpa]] ☠
[[Uncyclopedia]] ☠
[[Undertale]] ☠
[[Unikitty]] ☠
[[UTTP]] ☠
[[VidLii]] ☠
[[Virginity]] ☠
[[Virtual YouTubers]] ☠
[[Vloggerheads]] ☠
[[WatchMojo.com]] ☠
[[Weezer]] ☠
[[Wikimania]] ☠
[[Wizardchan]] ☠
[[World of Warcraft]] ☠
[[YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG]] ☠
[[YouTube]]
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Elon Musk

2025-04-11T23:41:25Z

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[[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]]
[[File:Elon the furfag.jpg|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfag]]

'''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[expensive|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''[[Powerword|Elon Reeve Musk]]''' is a {{age|1971|06|28}}-year-old [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[alt-right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.

As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be [[Greta Thunberg|another]] typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].

Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space]]X''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.

{{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.

He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}

==Early Life==
He attended a [[jew|jewish]] school and his dad took him on a trip to [[Israel]] when he was thirteen.[https://archive.ph/P2lD0]

Always know who truly rules over you!

== Tesla Motors: Saving The World By Not Saving The World ==
[[File:ElectricCarLogic.jpg|thumb|SpaceX's business model in s nutshell]]
[[File:elon musk billionaire mindeset.jpg|thumb|right|How 2 be a sigma male Elon style]]
[[File:elon nazi salute.png|thumb|right|What a [[Retarded|special]] salute!]]

{{quote|At about 10 o’clock on Saturday evening, an angry Musk was examining one of the production line’s mechanized modules, trying to figure out what was wrong, when the young, excited engineer was brought over to assist him.

“Hey, buddy, this doesn’t work!” Musk shouted at the engineer, according to someone who heard the conversation. “Did you do this?”

The engineer was taken aback. He had never met Musk before. Musk didn’t even know the engineer’s name. The young man wasn’t certain what, exactly, Musk was asking him, or why he sounded so angry.

“You mean, program the robot?” the engineer said. “Or design that tool?”

“Did you fucking do this?” Musk asked him.

“I’m not sure what you’re referring to?” the engineer replied apologetically.

“You’re a fucking idiot!” Musk shouted back. “Get the fuck out and don’t come back!”|https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/}}

{{quote|Enraged that a British cave diver called his idea to rescue the Thai soccer team for what it was — “a p.r. stunt [with] absolutely no chance of working” — Musk took to Twitter and called him a “pedo.”

Just like that, Tesla’s market value plummeted by $2 billion.

Musk has been in business since 2002. His stated goal is nothing short of transforming humanity through his products: his electric cars, space travel, and an underground high-speed Hyperloop system.

He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick.

Tesla is best known for blowing deadlines and consistently falling short on production.

In November 2017, Bloomberg reported that the company burns through $500,000 per hour. For two years now, Tesla has been suffering an epic talent drain, and in May, two top execs — one the liaison with the National Transportation Safety Board — walked out the door.

That’s to say nothing of the human toll.|https://nypost.com/2018/07/21/elon-musk-is-a-total-fraud/}}

{{quote|The Tesla and SpaceX CEO's latest controversy stems from a live video podcast interview late Thursday as he smoked what host Joe Rogan described as marijuana inside of tobacco. The apparent weed puffing incident may not create legal problems for Musk. After all, it's legal in California (though federal law still considers it a crime). But the episode fueled an emerging narrative among his critics that Musk is, at best, unfocused or, at worst, losing control altogether.....Musk stunned Wall Street in early August with a tweet that he had "funding secured" to take Tesla private at $420 per share. Though he maintained that he believed the funding was available to do the deal, he later said it was not a good idea after all. Now the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating.|https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/09/07/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-marijuana-controversy/1222499002/}}

== SpaceX, Rockets On A Walmart Budget AND PIZZA ON MARS ==
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{{quote|Musk spent about an hour and a half discussing SpaceX's strategy to fund and execute human colonies on Mars — and, certainly, several attendees asked him about that. But a few had more personal inquiries: one person wanted to pass a comic book, The Future of Fusion, to Musk onstage, and another asked if she could kiss Musk "on behalf of the ladies."

And the fun didn't stop there. In what was clearly a poorly timed pitch, someone looking to produce a Funny Or Die video asked Musk if he'd use math to ID the "most expendable" person (and thus the most appropriate passenger for a one-way Mars trip) on Earth. He then suggested that person was actor Michael Cera.

But the question that took the cake was from a recent Burning Man attendee, who wondered aloud whether Mars would have functional toilets or whether, like Burning Man, it would be a "dusty, waterless shitstorm."|https://mashable.com/2016/09/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-questions/#ItyxwCKumqqD}}

{{quote|“Are you prepared to die? If that’s OK, then you’re a candidate for going,” Musk said. Would he become the first man on Mars himself? Probably not. “I’d definitely need to have a good succession plan because the probability of death is really high on the first mission. And I’d like to see my kids grow up.”

But for those who are willing to risk death – Musk would not advise sending your children – he pulled up a presentation slide that showed SpaceX’s timeline to begin flights to Mars in 2023. The cost of sending a person to Mars right now is about $10 billion, he said. And his goal is to bring that figure down to $200,000, the median price of a home in the US, and hopefully even lower, to $140,000.....“There’s a tremendous opportunity for anyone who wants to go to Mars to create something new and bold, the foundations of a new planet. Everything from iron refineries to the first pizza joint, things on Mars that people can’t even imagine today that might be unique to Mars,” he said.|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/priya/elon-musk-spacex-there-will-be-pizza-on-mars}}
{{quote|He’d like to expand his franchise to the defense department, but his company has faced a more challenging time displacing the incumbents there: In a no-bid process, United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, received a bulk contract worth billions of dollars for 36 rocket launches earlier this year, despite plans to introduce more competition and other cost-saving measures. Musk’s tweets yesterday focused on what happened next: The man who awarded ULA the contract, defense official Roger “Scott” Correll, was hired soon after his retirement to handle government relations at Aerojet Rocketdyne, a company that builds rocket engines for ULA. Musk didn’t mince words online when offering his interpretation of events:

"V likely AF official Correll was told by ULA/Rocketdyne that a rich VP job was his if he gave them a sole source contract"

"Reason I believe this is likely is that Correll first tried to work at SpaceX, but we turned him down. Our competitor, it seems, did not."|https://qz.com/212876/elon-musk-says-he-lost-a-multi-billion-dollar-contract-when-spacex-didnt-hire-a-public-official/}}

{{quote|Musk was answering a flurry of tweets this morning when he responded to one from Signal’s Brian Acton, co-founder of the Facebook-owned WhatsApp, that contained the hashtag #deletefacebook. “What’s Facebook?” Musk queried. Afterward, a follower told Musk he should delete SpaceX’s Facebook page if Musk was “the man.” Musk claimed he didn’t even know it existed and then said he would, probably in an attempt to preserve his “the man” status.|https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17156402/elon-musk-deleted-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-pages-twitter-challenge}}

== Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man ==
On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Elon Musk weeb.jpg|Elon is a [[weeaboo]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721]
File:Elon Musk weeb 2.png|[[OwO whats this..?]] [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136]
File:Elon Musk catgirl.png|Elon is actually a [[catgirl]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177]
File:Elon Musk Bitcoin.png|[[Bitcoin]]-chan so [[kawaii]] ^_^ [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496]
File:Elon Musk Fortnite.png|Elon realizes how much of a [[meme]] he is. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083]
File:Spacex.gif
File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png|[[AI artwork|AI art generator]] imagines Elon as a character in [[GTA|GTA 6]]
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== Neuralink ==
'''Neuralink''' is Elon Musk's transhumanist vision for brain-chipping actual humans likely to turn them into zombies - or into [[aspies|Autists]] like himself. Neuralink caught the attention of many due to the fact it killed a bunch of [[Nigger|monkeys]] during its animal testing trial. Despite that, the FDA still allowed Elon to start putting these things into people's brains. [[Last Thursday]] some dumb fuck actually willed himself to get a Neuralink implanted into his brain even after news of the chimp deaths broke out after Elon made the claim it will be able to [[Lie|make people walk again]].

==Twitter Buyout==
After flirting back and forth with [[Twitter|the bird]] executives about buying the micro-blogging platform, Elon eventually made a legally binding deal to buy Twitter in early 2022. The Musk then attempted to pull a "I was only kidding guis" stunt but got slapped on the wrist with a lolsuit by the Twitter owners, forcing him into buying it [https://abcn.ws/3ax8JrX 4real]. ''Fuck around, find out'', as they say!

[[File:Dead Twitter bird.png|245px|right]]

Currently Elon is [[liar|claiming]] that he wants to make Twatter a [[Free Speech|Free Expression Zone]], which is sending modern liberals into a frenzied butthurt and mass exodus. Musk went on to make the code for Twitter [[Open Source|open-source]], but after a fall in users [[Mark Zuckerberg|The Zuck]] of [[Facebook]] harnessed its weakness and forked the source-code to make ''Threads'' (it was popular for a moment, but died out after a week.)

''Twitter Blue'' aka [[4chan Gold]]: Micro-blogging Edition is a new thing too. You can pay for a blue "verified badge" and to be able to bypass the "new features" such as the tweet view limit, max posts limit, etc! Very cool, Elon!

Later, Elon would also rebrand Twitter as ''[[XXX|X]]'', which is a nightmare for Search Engine Optimization. As if putting the site behind a log-in only wall wasn't bad enough. Simply a noob-ish move on Musk's part. And what would you call "Twitter videos".
== Drug Habits ==
As it turns out, Musky [[i told u i was hardcore|is a hardcore druggie]] and has been higher than giraffe tits for the past several years, which caused Tesla investors to and those close to him try to make him [https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-rehab go to rehab], but Elon said [[Amy Winehouse|no, no, no]]. Elon is seemingly unaware that [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|doing hardcore drugs in your 50s comes with consequences]]. As of recent his [[ketamine]] benders have been causing Elon to go on <s>[[Twatter|Twitter]]</s> Sorry, [[XXX|𝕏]] to [[BAWWWW|raise concern]] about brown people entering [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]], although he himself was an immigrant from [[South Africa]]. If Musk keeps up these habits, he could end up as a contender for {{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Golden iPod of The Year.

== See Also ==
* [[Nikola Tesla]]
* [[Troll Science]]
* [[Al Gore]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.
* [[Attention Whore]] - what he manages to be despite having trillions of dollars

== External Links ==
* https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=38m52s - Elon Musk rejects a level 2 super-genius, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateyourOwnVillain thus creating a supervillain] whom he will be murdered and raped by in the future
*{{Twitter|elonmusk|@elonmusk - his public <s>twitter</s> X account}}
*[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/elon-musk-twitter-far-right-activist/672436/ Elon Musk Is a Far-Right Activist - The Atlantic; December 2022]
*[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elon-Musk Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Elon Musk]
*{{Wikilink|Elon_Musk|Wikipedia entry on Elon Musk}}
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Storm Area 51

2025-04-09T01:27:00Z

Snuegliffer returns:

{{quote|We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.|Matty Roberts}}
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[[File:ALIEN PORN.png|thumb|They have their priorities straight]]
{{Glow|'''Storm Area 51'''}} was <s>an epic [[IRL]] [[raid|operation]]</s> a faggot normie meme used to cover up the assassination of [[Jeffrey Epstein]]{{jew}}. The people retarded enough to engage in this government gay-op were [[weebs]] and [[hipsters]] with the intent to [[zerg rush]] the [[United States]]' most covert and secretive military base in order to find [[aliens]] that didn’t exist. The event was first alluded to on [[Facebook]] by a [[narutard]] named {{Glow|'''Matty Roberts'''}}. The event seemingly became a viral [[meme]] overnight and received [[over 9000|2 million]] [[Internet petition|pledges of attendance]]. The [[military]] and the [[old media]], unlearned in the art of [[shitposting]], mistook these memes' notoriety as [[serious business]] and a legitimate potential threat. On the day that be however, hordes of naruto sprinters were unfortunately not gunned down and only [[about 100|about 150]] people showed up to the front gates of Area 51 and only one of them attempted to enter the facility for which she received a warning.

==Preluding==
Counting up to the day of the raid, an estimated one thousand and a half people camped out in the vicinity in addition to the aforementioned 150 who showed up to the gates, which is a higher number of people than there are residents in the two nearby cities combined. Needless to say, there wasn't enough accommodations for everyone, let alone 2 million. Stormers took these additional days to practice their Naruto sprinting, [[cosplay]] in dollarbin alien costumes and proliferate a dead meme. Two music festivals were set up to coincide with the event, including Alienstock and Storm Area 51 Basecamp respectively. They were both super lame and gay.

==Videos==
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|<youtube>Dhfx0bR7Zx4</youtube> '''Naruto runner caught in crosshairs of News footage.
|<youtube>WTQ7nGGWwt8</youtube> '''[[Fox News]] warning the plebians about the raid.
|<youtube>36enK0Qslfc</youtube> '''The guy who started this shit fears what he created.
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|<youtube>uJP3TV_XZLw</youtube> '''An infiltration guide to Area 51.
|<youtube>LObY2kHVb_U</youtube> '''Storm Area 51 battle song
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==See Also==
*[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]]
*[[Ayyy lmao]]
*[[David Icke]]
*[[Illuminati]]
*[[Xenophilia]]
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Storm_Area_51|Storm Area 51}}
*{{KYM|memes/storm-area-51|Storm Area 51}}

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Joeysworldtour

2025-04-05T21:20:16Z

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[[File:Joeysworldtour nacho cheese.jpg|thumb|right|350px|This is what [[e-fame]] has come to.]]
{{yt|u|JoeysWorldTour}} is a obese, disgusting and severely autistic {{age|1964|04|22}}-year old [[Mexican]] man by the name of '''[[Powerword|Joseph Hernandez]]''', he is surprisingly also an American chef somehow; maybe after threatening every employee he comes across (with cannibalism) at fast food restaurants, he was deployed to be a chef out of fear for their lives. He is known for making food reviews in his car and "[[Suicide|challenges]]" that he posts on YouTube. Joey caught the spotlight when [[at least 100]] videos were made about him talking about how fat and disgusting he is, even [[YouTube Poop|YTP]] videos were made staring him making him a meme. Being a fat [[Mexican]] and severely mentally challenged beaner, he will soon be deported to [[North Korea]] by our lord and savior [[Donald Trump]].

==Joey's Rise To Shame==
Joeys world tour was a so called "internet sensation". He could presumably be called a [[Legit]] "food reviewer" but many disagree. He spent his free time creating videos online of him in his Japanese-slave-made car in random parking lots eating '''MASS quantities''' of [[Fast Food|toxic waste]]. He recorded these videos and put them on his YouTube channel for fame and likes. He soon was made into a new meme as this is nothing like the YouTube community has ever done before. Despite the meme culture surrounding him, he was manically depressed and found comfort in his Weeaboo Crates (made by Japanese slave workers in Hokkaido). He [[Did he died?|died]] June 29th due to an extreme heart attack thanks to his extremely [[Diabeetus|unhealthy]] eating habits.

==Videos==
[[Srsly]], all he does is shove food into his fat fucking mouth and [[Unfunny|talk like a retard with XYY syndrome]], because, you know, that's fucking hilarious. He records nearly every vid in his car, [[Disgusting|chews with his pus-filled mouth open, and talks with his mouth full of highly-processed bullshit]]. He doesn't appear to actually ever go on a world tour unless you count a visit to [[Disney|Disneyland]] in Anaheim, [[California]] a "world tour" where he recorded [[Shit no one cares about|POV vids of himself on rides]]. At Disneyland, he's most likely to be found at the Japanese Mitsukoshi Department Store in EPCOT (since he's a friggin' huge weeb that leaches off Nihon-made stuff). A few of his vids are instructional cooking videos for the segment of the population who wish to eat like Joey (i.e. people who also want to be massively overweight, contract Pink Guy Disease, and die early of [[heart disease]]). Lastly, he has a few ''Vlogging With Joey''' vids, which is probably the only time he ever goes outdoors other than walking to his car to go to another drive-thru. As of this writing he has 50 videos of this and an inexplicable 75,151 subscribers. Below, we present a small sample of a huge man who got [[e-famous]] for eating, and not even competitive eating like [[Azn|Takeru Kobayashi]].

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|{{center|'''As if [[ASMR]] wasn't bad enough.'''}}
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|{{center|'''I'm assuming he filled up an entire cart by himself.'''}}
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|{{center|'''He gets completely winded after walking for two minutes.'''}}
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==Videos That Speak the Truth==
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|<youtube>vbJJZuuaaQY</youtube><center>'''Reviewing A Reviewer #40: Three Times One Minus One'''</center>
|<youtube>p9_A7cKDLDg</youtube><center>'''THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO ON YOUTUBE EVER'''</center>
}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|Warning! These pics are pretty goddamn gross!|JoeyFatassPics|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Joeysworldtour nutella.jpg|Nutella will never look good again.
File:Joeysworldtour mickey mouse.jpg|[[Fact]].
File:Joeysworldtour chili.png|Is that chili or vomit (or both)?
File:Joeysworldtour sausage.png|Insert joke [[Cocks|here]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Joeysworldtour newspaper.jpg|Look for his obituary there soon.
File:Joeysworldtour evolution.png|The next step in human evolution.
File:Joeysworldtour disney hat.jpg|Not shooped.
File:Joeysworldtour cake.jpg|Let's face it, his impending death is going to be hilarious.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==

*[[HowToBasic]] - Another messy YouTuber who fucks around with food.
*[[LeafyIsHere]] - An equally shitty YouTube celeb who made Joe famous in the first place.
*[[Manuel Uribe]] - Separated at birth?
*[[Mickey Mouse]] - The fictional character Joey obsessively worships.
*[[Asalieri]] - A fat man who hates this guy because of Joe's shitty behavior.

==External Links==

*{{yt|u|JoeysWorldTour}}
*{{facebook|JoeysWorldTour}}
*{{twitter|JoeysWorldTour}}
*[https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678 LinkedIn.]

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{{ytseries}}
{{Aspies}}

WingsofRedemption

2025-04-04T14:19:42Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* How to piss off WingsofRedemption */

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{{Pedo}}
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}}
{{Infobox person
|image = WingsFat.jpg
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption'''{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

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==The downfall==
<center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center>

Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
<center><youtube>wWdXc3EcQsg</youtube></center>
Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Boxing match==
in [[2023]], [[Keemstar]] managed to set up an actual boxing match between Richard and fellow obese manchild [[Boogie2988]]. on May 13th, they both got in the ring for only ten minutes. the "fight" mostly consists of boogie's shorts falling down, and boogie getting punched. [[epic fail|boogie didn't even land a SINGLE hit on wings]]. after the fight, wings dropped his famous "look here look listen" line, before [[lol|going on to gain back all the weight he had lost while training for the fight.]]

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQr4IopO4g&ab_channel=Wings007</youtube> <br> <center>'''battle of the blubber'''</center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmfAA1t5pKU&ab_channel=DramaAlert</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9APiBrwkXs&ab_channel=TheDukeOfConway</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkaIR62eD7Y&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isdgoz5t20Y&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJzK50KB0mQ&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa4PwyH3uM&ab_channel=WingsOfArchivedLasagna</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.
* Mention page 5

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== the July 15th [[2024]] search history leak incident ==
While on stream, Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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|<youtube>https://youtu.be/qvNwFdya27E</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://youtu.be/z4agKDsdBc4</youtube> <br> <center></center>
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<div style="height:100px; padding: 2px; border: 1px solid black; overflow-x: hidden;">
<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
</div>

==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
{{fv|WingsOfRedemption||
|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
}}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
File:Wingsmeme3.jpg
File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote||
|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

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==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

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[[Category:How Not To Live]]

WingsofRedemption

2025-04-03T18:28:54Z

Snuegliffer returns:

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{{Pedo}}
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}}
{{Infobox person
|image = WingsFat.jpg
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption'''{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

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==The downfall==
<center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center>

Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
<center><youtube>wWdXc3EcQsg</youtube></center>
Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Boxing match==
in [[2023]], [[Keemstar]] managed to set up an actual boxing match between Richard and fellow obese manchild [[Boogie2988]]. on May 13th, they both got in the ring for only ten minutes. the "fight" mostly consists of boogie's shorts falling down, and boogie getting punched. [[epic fail|boogie didn't even land a SINGLE hit on wings]]. after the fight, wings dropped his famous "look here look listen" line, before [[lol|going on to gain back all the weight he had lost while training for the fight.]]

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQr4IopO4g&ab_channel=Wings007</youtube> <br> <center>'''battle of the blubber'''</center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmfAA1t5pKU&ab_channel=DramaAlert</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9APiBrwkXs&ab_channel=TheDukeOfConway</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkaIR62eD7Y&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isdgoz5t20Y&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJzK50KB0mQ&pp=ygUgd2luZ3NvZnJlZGVtcHRpb24gYWdlIG9mIGNvbnNlbnQ%3D</youtube> <br> <center></center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa4PwyH3uM&ab_channel=WingsOfArchivedLasagna</youtube> <br> <center></center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== the July 15th [[2024]] search history leak incident ==
While on stream, Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
</div>

==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
{{fv|WingsOfRedemption||
|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
}}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
File:Wingsmeme3.jpg
File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote||
|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

{{clear}}

==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

{{gaming}}
{{ytseries}}
{{Lpers}}
{{YouTube Ranters}}

[[Category:How Not To Live]]

WingsofRedemption

2025-04-03T18:14:40Z

Snuegliffer returns:

{{lolcow2}}
{{Pedo}}
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}}
{{Infobox person
|image = WingsFat.jpg
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption'''{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

{{clear}}

==The downfall==
<center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center>

Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
<center><youtube>wWdXc3EcQsg</youtube></center>
Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== the July 15th [[2024]] search history leak incident ==
While on stream, Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
</div>

==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
{{fv|WingsOfRedemption||
|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
}}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
File:Wingsmeme3.jpg
File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote||
|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

{{clear}}

==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

{{gaming}}
{{ytseries}}
{{Lpers}}
{{YouTube Ranters}}

[[Category:How Not To Live]]

WingsofRedemption

2025-04-03T18:13:10Z

Snuegliffer returns:

{{lolcow2}}
{{Pedo}}
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}}
{{Infobox person
|image = WingsFat.jpg
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan
|occupation = Fatass, [[YouTuber]], former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
|nationality = [[Americunt]]
|gender = Male
|years active = 2008-present
|website = {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|JewTube channel}}<br>{{twitch|wingsofredemption|Twitchy-Tweak account}}
}}'''WingsofRedemption''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|450-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on [[JewTube]] <s>and [[Twitch]]</s> (Twitch ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]]). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] (240lbs) and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] (270lbs).

==Early life==
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a [[Pregnant Loli|teenage pregnancy]]. Due to how [[Latarian Milton|relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents]]; and his [[alcohol]]ic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some [[nigger]] began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around [[Fat|240lbs]] and was diagnosed with [[bipolar disorder]] and [[Loveshy|social anxiety disorder]]. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various [[Shit|low-skill, low-income]] jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

==Rise to "fame"==
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|<s>Lol.</s> [https://snopes.com/fact-check/fake-afghan-news-missing-reporter The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll]]]
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around [[Over 9000|300,000]] subscribers and seemed to be doing [[Typical|what you'd expect]] for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

{{clear}}

==The downfall==
<center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center>

Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR==
<center><youtube>wWdXc3EcQsg</youtube></center>
Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back==
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

==Pedophilia==
[[File:Wings psycho.gif|thumb|right|Richard when he sees unsupervised children]]
Richard has said things such as "I'd cut [[Child Pornography]] off around 12" and "16 and 45, I'd let that slide". He later [[dumbass|doubled down]] on this with the infamous "I did say the age of consent should be 12" line. He was also later called out by the man himself, [[Chris Hansen]].

TL;DW Don't leave kids alone around Richard.
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== How to piss off WingsofRedemption ==

It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

* Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
* [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him.
* Stream-snipe him.
* Give him advice.
* Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)]]
* Tell him about his weight.
* Team-kill him.
* Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates.
* Not following his "rules".
* Wish him [[Christmas|Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays]], the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The [[Hypocrite|exception to the ban is if you're a member]] [[FPSRussia|of PKA]].
* Call him racist.
* Call him a pedophile.
* Join his games and play audio of him being a racist pedophile.

His reactions will be the following:

* Bitch and whine.
* Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
* Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
* Throw his controller.
* Cry like a baby.
* Ragequit.
* Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
* Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

== the July 15th [[2024]] search history leak incident ==
While on stream, Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "[[Big Black Cock|bbc]] Blowjob porn videos [[shemale]]" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done.
Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic [[troll]]s immediately hopped on the drama. wings was later humiliated further on [[LolcowLive]] by [[keemstar]].

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<small>“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”</small>
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==Trump on WingsofRedemption==
[[File:Donald Trump WingsofRedemption Jordie Twitter post quote.jpg|500px|center]]

==Videos==
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|<youtube>TLpEHfpgFFw</youtube>'''His most infamous moment of rage'''
|<youtube>etfnLwAUE0Y</youtube>'''15 years unemployed'''
|<youtube>HSrUIWQUzmc</youtube>
|<youtube>LNHbm7GBHwg</youtube>
}}

== Gallery ==
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File:Wingsmeme1.jpg|Self improvement!
File:Wingsmeme2.jpg|the only thing about him that's small is his brain (and his cock)
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File:Wingsmeme4.jpg
File:Wings spin.gif
File:Blair rich project.jpg|Blair Rich project
</gallery></center>

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote||
|My name is Richard. My health is starting to [[fail]]. I'm a continual failure on [[Weight Loss|losing weight]]. My [[YouTube]] channel went from [[6 Million|8 million]] views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my [[penis]] in probably 8 years. I'm [[big|bigger]] than I'll have ever been. I have trouble [[sleep|sleeping]], I don't take care of myself the way I should and [[Playstation 4|I basically have to play games for a living]] [[Call of duty|that I fucking hate]]. And welcome to Banworld.|Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld
|I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.|His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped
|Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.|Jordie Jordan
|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.|Jordie, interacting with his fans.
|I'm a slave to [[:Category:Food and Drink|food]]. I [[love]] food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.|Jordie Jordan
|My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.|Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)
|I'm talking about taking every [[gun]] I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> [[mall|a mall.]]|Jordie Jordan
|[[Shotgun]] would be my weapon of choice in a crowded [[school]]. Yeah [[dude]]! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.|Jordie Jordan
|I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.|Jordie Jordan
|"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in [[Automobile|an automobile wreak]]." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of [[shit]]!"|Jordie, playing [[Call of Duty]] and responding to another player after losing.
|Consequences have actions, [[pimp]].|Jordie Jordan
|I don't think America is a bad person.|Jordie Jordan
}}

{{clear}}

==See also==
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous.
*[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
*[[Low Tier God]] - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
*[[Twitch]] - Wings' <s>new</s> '''OLD''' platform for e-begging.

==External links==
*{{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
*{{twitch|wingsofredemption|WingsOfRedemption}} - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
*<strike> {{yt|u|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups</strike> Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
*{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''.
*{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
*{{kf|wingsofredemption.5549|Kiwi Farms thread}}
*[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page]
*<s> {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''

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{{Lpers}}
{{YouTube Ranters}}

[[Category:How Not To Live]]

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fat

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lol

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scary

Richard

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Snuegliffer returns:

'''Richard''' is a common name possessed by many males who act like the shortened version ([[Dick]]):

*[[Richard Bullis]] - Some internet asshat from the 90s
*[[Vegan Gains|Richard Burgess]] - [[vegan]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] and self-diagnosed [[Antisocial personality disorder|Sociopath]] known for making rant videos threatening to kill people who eat meat
*[[Richard Carrier]] - Whiny little bitch and sexual harasser
*[[Richard Chase]] - Serial killer
*[[Richard Curtis]] - Gay republican
*[[Richard Dawkins]] - Famous atheist cult leader and asshole
*[[Richard Gere]] - Has a [[Cum|felching]] fetish
*[[Richard Hendryx]] - AKA Brother1 from Evil-unveiled.com
*[[Richard Jeni]] - Second-rate comedian
*[[WingsofRedemption|Richard Jordan]] - Livestreamer and YouTuber mainly know for being a [[fatass]] and raging at [[Call of Duty]]
*[[Richard Kleinhans]] - AKA Kissbyalice from Evil-unveiled.com who's into pedophilia
*[[Richard Kuklinski]] - Murderer known as The Iceman
*[[Richard Kuta]] - Sonicfag lolcow known as Sonmanic
*[[Richard Littlejohn]] - Closetfag from The Daily Mail
*[[Richard Nixon]] - 37th president of the United States
*[[Richard Poplawski]] - Ex-soldier and neo-nazi douche
*[[Richard Reid]] - Muslim who tried to blow up a plane with a shoe
*[[Richard Russell]] - Broken guy with a few screws loose known as the Sky King
*[[Richard Simmons]] - Famous pansy exercise instructor
*[[Richard Speck]] - Mass stabber
*[[Richard Stallman|Richard M. Stallman]] - Famous nerd and coder
*[[Richard Symonds]] - Ex-sysop at Wikipedia
*[[Richard Spencer]] - <s>Rising white nationalist figurehead</s> NOPE. became a sissy liberal after his popularity faded.

{{Names}}

Richard

2025-04-03T17:11:23Z

Snuegliffer returns:

'''Richard''' is a common name possessed by many males who act like the shortened version ([[Dick]]):

*[[Richard Bullis]] - Some internet asshat from the 90s
*[[Richard Carrier]] - Whiny little bitch and sexual harasser
*[[Richard Chase]] - Serial killer
*[[Richard Curtis]] - Gay republican
*[[Richard Dawkins]] - Famous atheist cult leader and asshole
*[[Richard Gere]] - Has a [[Cum|felching]] fetish
*[[Richard Hendryx]] - AKA Brother1 from Evil-unveiled.com
*[[Richard Jeni]] - Second-rate comedian
*[[WingsofRedemption|Richard Jordan]] - Livestreamer and YouTuber mainly know for being a [[fatass]] and raging at [[Call of Duty]]
*[[Richard Kleinhans]] - AKA Kissbyalice from Evil-unveiled.com who's into pedophilia
*[[Richard Kuklinski]] - Murderer known as The Iceman
*[[Richard Kuta]] - Sonicfag lolcow known as Sonmanic
*[[Richard Littlejohn]] - Closetfag from The Daily Mail
*[[Richard Nixon]] - 37th president of the United States
*[[Richard Poplawski]] - Ex-soldier and neo-nazi douche
*[[Richard Reid]] - Muslim who tried to blow up a plane with a shoe
*[[Richard Russell]] - Broken guy with a few screws loose known as the Sky King
*[[Richard Simmons]] - Famous pansy exercise instructor
*[[Richard Speck]] - Mass stabber
*[[Richard Stallman|Richard M. Stallman]] - Famous nerd and coder
*[[Richard Symonds]] - Ex-sysop at Wikipedia
*[[Richard Spencer]] - <s>Rising white nationalist figurehead</s> NOPE. became a sissy liberal after his popularity faded.

{{Names}}

Foodistzen

2025-04-03T17:00:29Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* Wickerkid */

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{{spoiler|CP, gore, and animal abuse are funny now}}
{{aspie}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{pedophile}}
{{watch|[[File:FoodistAAAAAAAAAACK.png|200px]]}}
{{Withjews|Babytrolls}}
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{{ibhead|<big>'''A smug-ass [[Jew|Jood]]<nowiki/>istzen.'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|"Kai Gallagher"}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Fail|Babytroll]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Le 56 Face|Mutt]]  [[File:Le 56 Face.png|25px]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Washington]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
{{ibend}}
'''Foodistzen''', a.k.a. '''"Kai Gallagher"''', was an aspergic [[13-year-old boy]] [[troll]] of the most heinous variety who grew to infamy uploading provocative videos [[mocking]] recently deceased [[e-celeb|e-celebrities]] to [[YouTube]], taking part in harassment campaigns, hosting [[Discord]] servers for sharing hilarious [[gore]], [[cp]] and [[animal abuse]] and also garnering a troll cult to follow in his footsteps.

In short, he is the epitome of [[lulz]].

==YouTube==
Foodistzen created his channel in [[2021]] with the purpose of fighting [[cyberbullying|online bullying]] and outing other creators for [[buzzword|racism, homophobia,]] [[Pedophile|PEDO]]PHOBIA, etc. whilst spreading [[misinformation]] and setting up the most egregious rage bait. His style typically consisted of mocking recently deceased e-celebs or those close to them by making up obviously fake rumors about them and explaining why they are currently burning in [[Hell]] and why they deserve it. Some e-celebs that Foodistzen has mocked include [[Minecraft|Technoblade]], [[JackSepticeye]]'s dad, [[Markiplier]]'s niece, [[PewDiePie]]'s dog, and many more. As one could imagine, Foodistzen's channel was consequently terminated from YouTube and most other social media platforms. However, the trolling did not stop there and instead went underground.

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==Daniel Foodist Man==
{{Incompletehero}}

Daniel Foodist Man, a.k.a. {{yt|c|UCHvUmBdTkevQgxv290bO8qw|Prodisty}}, was another YouTube babytroll with the same modus operandi as Foodistzen, but with [[Roblox]] scams thrown in. He also livestreamed in public once and he forgot that he wasn't on the internet.

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==Foodists==
{{Quote|Both Yanuze and Minecraftfunnyman245, also known as Kai Gallagher, were making fun of a member named Daniel Bowler for being overweight. They were soon calling him a, as they call, "Foodist" due to the fact that obese fucks like to eat a lot of food. Kai Gallagher and Yanuze both started to use the word "Foodist" in their name to further berate him. Kai Gallagher renamed himself to "Foodistzen" and Yanuze renamed himself to "Daniel Foodist Man" in homage to Daniel Bowler. Soon the whole group adopted the moniker "Foodist" and started to refer to themselves as "Foodist."|On the etymology of "Foodist".}}
The Foodists are the followers of Foodistzen. It is their duty to imitate his style of trolling and content creation. They can be seen promoting anything that is morally incomprehensible such as pedophilia and zoosadism, and often times actually possess such material themselves. They usually sport [[nazi]] and [[alt-right]] insignia as well and incorporate their content in a parodic mockery of Yt rant videos, clickbait videos and [[GoAnimate|Gacha Life]] videos with reference to shock videos.

Foodists proclaim that they were not derived out of the [[UTTP]], but the similarities sure are striking.

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==Modern Day Foodists==
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{{Achtung|[[Stunning and Brave|ED IS PROUD TO BE MAPPHOBIC!!1]]}}
{{Incompletehero}}

Since the shutdown of Clay Party in early 2023, Foodists have morphed into entirely different things. Foodists have evolved from simple ragebait and making fun of recently deceased celebrities to being "ironic" pedophiles.

===Zuken===
{{Incompletehero}}

Zuken{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: Justin Kirby Francisco) is a pinoy faggot who as of April 7, 2024 is running a content farm under the alias {{yt|c|UCRgvQk5k15Jc7K6gbHM_iGQ|Winmonke}} in an attempt to find more children to groom. He also forces [[Unfunny|incredible gassy]] because [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|"weird fetish porn le funny"]] or whatever.

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===Wickerkid===
{{Incompletehero}}

Wickerkid{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: Bruce Heathcote) is the owner of [[Gnarpedia]] (formerly [[No Limits Fun|NoLimitsPedia]]), or Pedopedia, a modern ED clone with no moralfaggotry at all, and one that advocates for pedophilia. It is partnered with Skibidi Farms. Wickerkid can be found commenting (read: stalking for prey) in Zuken's "Winmonke" content farm.
[[File:UTTP cosplay.png|thumb|200px|center|Wickerkid cosplaying the [[UTTP]] cop]]

===Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL===
{{Archenemy|Internet Tough Guy|2A|Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL}}
{{Incompletehero}}

Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL{{Girllover}}, also known as [[Nigger|ፖል ሞሪስ]] on EDF, is an obsessed pajeet-iraqi faggot who tried to [[Taking Down ED|take down ED]] by flooding [[EDF]] with [[Dead nigger baby|child gore]], yet it didn't occur to him that [[Offended|we've had this sort of thing for quite a while]]. His motivation for his butthurt attacks were because of ED's "blatant mapphobia". He is currently in an [[internet sissy fight]] with the [[Second Amendment|2A]] side of [[Twitter]], probably because Doucets don't want Plauchés to shoot them.

Klasky Csupo is an animation company that [[Logo Kids|logofags]] hyperfixate on, while THDTC (The Hellfire Demon Trolling Corporation) and TSPL (The Sexy Porn Lovers) are just random shit [[GoAnimate|GoFags]] put at the end of their usernames. Not surprising that a pedophile would larp as a member of these communities.

==Skibidi Farms (Formerly Clay.party)==
{{fyi|Any mention of Skibidi Farms on the [[Sharty]] results in an immediate auto-permaban for advertising splinter.}}
{{FactAlert|If you visit Clay.party right now, it will redirect to Skibidi Farms.}}
{{Warning|Do not ever visit Skibidi Farms without a [[VPN]] or on an unsecure device.}}
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{{quote|clayparty co-owner here, [[kiwifarms]] is homosexual dogshit dont ever compare us to those sodomites.}}
Clay.party was a forum made by and for foodists; or "clay eaters". Quintessentially, it is a sort of trolling, harassing and doxxing index similar to [[Kiwifarms]]. They do pretty much all the same shit, but Clay.party drops the [[moralfag|moralfagging]] and encourages its users to harass, dox and abuse [[lolcows]] (or anyone they don't like), even if they don't fit a criteria befitting of a lolcow. It is considered a [[win]] if one of their victims end up slitting their wrists or [[an hero|roping themselves]]. However, the forum was short lived and lasted an astonishing [[Epic Fail|FOUR MONTHS]] before shutting down. I wonder why.

==Taking down Encyclopedia Dramatica?==
{{quote|[...] our site is MUCH BETTER than the [[tubgirl|shit-filled bathtub]] you call a [[EDF6|forum]], which you happily bathe, soak, and marinate in for literal hours every single day.|Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL, Skibidi Farms [[Janny|Moderator]]}}
Foodists within the Skibidi Farms [[circlejerk]] (according to [[user:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]]) may have been responsible recent [[DDoS]] attacks against [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It is possible they did this because after they compromised all of [[MarioMario456]]'s social accounts, [[764]] (foodist sextortion group) failed to get their hands on .win after the owner of the latter [[SHUT IT DOWN]] upon making a deal with the rest of the staff. A little dirt digging can reveal that {{archive|B1obI|a Skibidi Farms moderator has impersonated an EDF user and tried to make him out as a pedophile}}. [[for the lulz|What had attracted him do this]] could have had something to do with the increasing prevalence of [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] culture on the website (mainly due to the fact that most actual oldfags have moved on with their life and that the <s>newfags</s> soyGODs are taking their place), whom they have beef with for some reason despite being basically the same things.

Take note that when NEVER GOON came to the conclusion that foodists were behind the attack, many foodists started to join [[EDF]] and protested against his power, confirming it was them behind the attacks.

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==See Also==
* [[1 Bitch 9 Pups]] - They love this video.
* [[Chris-Chan|BlueSpike]]
* [[Children are not innocent]]
* [[Kiwi Farms]]
* [[Monkey Hate]]
* [[Peter Scully]] - They love this guy.
* [[Ronnie McNutt]] - McNutt on the world.
* [[Skibidi Toilet]] - Brainrot Fans? - [[X? in my Y?|in my Skibidi Farms?]] No lol.
* [[Sneed]] - They don't sneed in clay.party.
* [[Soyjak.party]]
* [[UTTP]]
* [[VidLii]]

==External Links==
* {{yt|c|UCXd8ukxwU7vDe5utwoiJsWA|Foodistzen}}
* {{fandomlink|youtube|Foodistzen|Foodistzen}}
* {{kf|136362|Foodists / Foodistzen / Malagasy Clay Eaters / clay.party / Homophobe Army}}
* {{kf|203794|Skibidi Farms / NoLimitsPedia / NoLimitsBlox / Gnarpedia / Totencord / Goyswats / DiscordAlways.Win / Thugchan / Zukencord - you will NEVER GUESS what the "IRONIC" PEDOPHILE RING openly admitted to distributing!!!!! 😱😱😱}}
* {{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Foodists|''Foodists'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* {{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Skibidi_Farms|''Skibidi Farms'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* {{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/NoLimitsPedia|''NoLimitsPedia'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* [https://gnarpedia.org/view/Main_Page Gnarpedia] (formerly NoLimitsPedia)
** [https://gnarpedia.org/view/Encyclopedia_Dramatica ''Encyclopedia Dramatica'' on Gnarpedia]

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Foodistzen

2025-04-03T16:54:52Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* Wickerkid */

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{{spoiler|CP, gore, and animal abuse are funny now}}
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{{ibhead|<big>'''A smug-ass [[Jew|Jood]]<nowiki/>istzen.'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|"Kai Gallagher"}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Fail|Babytroll]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Le 56 Face|Mutt]]  [[File:Le 56 Face.png|25px]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Washington]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}}
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'''Foodistzen''', a.k.a. '''"Kai Gallagher"''', was an aspergic [[13-year-old boy]] [[troll]] of the most heinous variety who grew to infamy uploading provocative videos [[mocking]] recently deceased [[e-celeb|e-celebrities]] to [[YouTube]], taking part in harassment campaigns, hosting [[Discord]] servers for sharing hilarious [[gore]], [[cp]] and [[animal abuse]] and also garnering a troll cult to follow in his footsteps.

In short, he is the epitome of [[lulz]].

==YouTube==
Foodistzen created his channel in [[2021]] with the purpose of fighting [[cyberbullying|online bullying]] and outing other creators for [[buzzword|racism, homophobia,]] [[Pedophile|PEDO]]PHOBIA, etc. whilst spreading [[misinformation]] and setting up the most egregious rage bait. His style typically consisted of mocking recently deceased e-celebs or those close to them by making up obviously fake rumors about them and explaining why they are currently burning in [[Hell]] and why they deserve it. Some e-celebs that Foodistzen has mocked include [[Minecraft|Technoblade]], [[JackSepticeye]]'s dad, [[Markiplier]]'s niece, [[PewDiePie]]'s dog, and many more. As one could imagine, Foodistzen's channel was consequently terminated from YouTube and most other social media platforms. However, the trolling did not stop there and instead went underground.

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==Daniel Foodist Man==
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Daniel Foodist Man, a.k.a. {{yt|c|UCHvUmBdTkevQgxv290bO8qw|Prodisty}}, was another YouTube babytroll with the same modus operandi as Foodistzen, but with [[Roblox]] scams thrown in. He also livestreamed in public once and he forgot that he wasn't on the internet.

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==Foodists==
{{Quote|Both Yanuze and Minecraftfunnyman245, also known as Kai Gallagher, were making fun of a member named Daniel Bowler for being overweight. They were soon calling him a, as they call, "Foodist" due to the fact that obese fucks like to eat a lot of food. Kai Gallagher and Yanuze both started to use the word "Foodist" in their name to further berate him. Kai Gallagher renamed himself to "Foodistzen" and Yanuze renamed himself to "Daniel Foodist Man" in homage to Daniel Bowler. Soon the whole group adopted the moniker "Foodist" and started to refer to themselves as "Foodist."|On the etymology of "Foodist".}}
The Foodists are the followers of Foodistzen. It is their duty to imitate his style of trolling and content creation. They can be seen promoting anything that is morally incomprehensible such as pedophilia and zoosadism, and often times actually possess such material themselves. They usually sport [[nazi]] and [[alt-right]] insignia as well and incorporate their content in a parodic mockery of Yt rant videos, clickbait videos and [[GoAnimate|Gacha Life]] videos with reference to shock videos.

Foodists proclaim that they were not derived out of the [[UTTP]], but the similarities sure are striking.

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==Modern Day Foodists==
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{{Achtung|[[Stunning and Brave|ED IS PROUD TO BE MAPPHOBIC!!1]]}}
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Since the shutdown of Clay Party in early 2023, Foodists have morphed into entirely different things. Foodists have evolved from simple ragebait and making fun of recently deceased celebrities to being "ironic" pedophiles.

===Zuken===
{{Incompletehero}}

Zuken{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: Justin Kirby Francisco) is a pinoy faggot who as of April 7, 2024 is running a content farm under the alias {{yt|c|UCRgvQk5k15Jc7K6gbHM_iGQ|Winmonke}} in an attempt to find more children to groom. He also forces [[Unfunny|incredible gassy]] because [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|"weird fetish porn le funny"]] or whatever.

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===Wickerkid===
{{Incompletehero}}

Wickerkid{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: Bruce Heathcote) is the owner of [[Gnarpedia]] (formerly [[No Limits Fun|NoLimitsPedia]]), or Pedopedia, a modern ED clone with no moralfaggotry at all, and one that advocates for pedophilia. It is partnered with Skibidi Farms. Wickerkid can be found commenting (read: stalking for prey) in Zuken's "Winmonke" content farm.
[[File:UTTP cosplay.png|thumb|left|Wickerkid cosplaying the [[UTTP]] cop]]

===Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL===
{{Archenemy|Internet Tough Guy|2A|Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL}}
{{Incompletehero}}

Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL{{Girllover}}, also known as [[Nigger|ፖል ሞሪስ]] on EDF, is an obsessed pajeet-iraqi faggot who tried to [[Taking Down ED|take down ED]] by flooding [[EDF]] with [[Dead nigger baby|child gore]], yet it didn't occur to him that [[Offended|we've had this sort of thing for quite a while]]. His motivation for his butthurt attacks were because of ED's "blatant mapphobia". He is currently in an [[internet sissy fight]] with the [[Second Amendment|2A]] side of [[Twitter]], probably because Doucets don't want Plauchés to shoot them.

Klasky Csupo is an animation company that [[Logo Kids|logofags]] hyperfixate on, while THDTC (The Hellfire Demon Trolling Corporation) and TSPL (The Sexy Porn Lovers) are just random shit [[GoAnimate|GoFags]] put at the end of their usernames. Not surprising that a pedophile would larp as a member of these communities.

==Skibidi Farms (Formerly Clay.party)==
{{fyi|Any mention of Skibidi Farms on the [[Sharty]] results in an immediate auto-permaban for advertising splinter.}}
{{FactAlert|If you visit Clay.party right now, it will redirect to Skibidi Farms.}}
{{Warning|Do not ever visit Skibidi Farms without a [[VPN]] or on an unsecure device.}}
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{{quote|clayparty co-owner here, [[kiwifarms]] is homosexual dogshit dont ever compare us to those sodomites.}}
Clay.party was a forum made by and for foodists; or "clay eaters". Quintessentially, it is a sort of trolling, harassing and doxxing index similar to [[Kiwifarms]]. They do pretty much all the same shit, but Clay.party drops the [[moralfag|moralfagging]] and encourages its users to harass, dox and abuse [[lolcows]] (or anyone they don't like), even if they don't fit a criteria befitting of a lolcow. It is considered a [[win]] if one of their victims end up slitting their wrists or [[an hero|roping themselves]]. However, the forum was short lived and lasted an astonishing [[Epic Fail|FOUR MONTHS]] before shutting down. I wonder why.

==Taking down Encyclopedia Dramatica?==
{{quote|[...] our site is MUCH BETTER than the [[tubgirl|shit-filled bathtub]] you call a [[EDF6|forum]], which you happily bathe, soak, and marinate in for literal hours every single day.|Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL, Skibidi Farms [[Janny|Moderator]]}}
Foodists within the Skibidi Farms [[circlejerk]] (according to [[user:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]]) may have been responsible recent [[DDoS]] attacks against [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It is possible they did this because after they compromised all of [[MarioMario456]]'s social accounts, [[764]] (foodist sextortion group) failed to get their hands on .win after the owner of the latter [[SHUT IT DOWN]] upon making a deal with the rest of the staff. A little dirt digging can reveal that {{archive|B1obI|a Skibidi Farms moderator has impersonated an EDF user and tried to make him out as a pedophile}}. [[for the lulz|What had attracted him do this]] could have had something to do with the increasing prevalence of [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] culture on the website (mainly due to the fact that most actual oldfags have moved on with their life and that the <s>newfags</s> soyGODs are taking their place), whom they have beef with for some reason despite being basically the same things.

Take note that when NEVER GOON came to the conclusion that foodists were behind the attack, many foodists started to join [[EDF]] and protested against his power, confirming it was them behind the attacks.

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==See Also==
* [[1 Bitch 9 Pups]] - They love this video.
* [[Chris-Chan|BlueSpike]]
* [[Children are not innocent]]
* [[Kiwi Farms]]
* [[Monkey Hate]]
* [[Peter Scully]] - They love this guy.
* [[Ronnie McNutt]] - McNutt on the world.
* [[Skibidi Toilet]] - Brainrot Fans? - [[X? in my Y?|in my Skibidi Farms?]] No lol.
* [[Sneed]] - They don't sneed in clay.party.
* [[Soyjak.party]]
* [[UTTP]]
* [[VidLii]]

==External Links==
* {{yt|c|UCXd8ukxwU7vDe5utwoiJsWA|Foodistzen}}
* {{fandomlink|youtube|Foodistzen|Foodistzen}}
* {{kf|136362|Foodists / Foodistzen / Malagasy Clay Eaters / clay.party / Homophobe Army}}
* {{kf|203794|Skibidi Farms / NoLimitsPedia / NoLimitsBlox / Gnarpedia / Totencord / Goyswats / DiscordAlways.Win / Thugchan / Zukencord - you will NEVER GUESS what the "IRONIC" PEDOPHILE RING openly admitted to distributing!!!!! 😱😱😱}}
* {{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Foodists|''Foodists'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* {{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Skibidi_Farms|''Skibidi Farms'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* {{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://wiki.soyjak.st/NoLimitsPedia|''NoLimitsPedia'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* [https://gnarpedia.org/view/Main_Page Gnarpedia] (formerly NoLimitsPedia)
** [https://gnarpedia.org/view/Encyclopedia_Dramatica ''Encyclopedia Dramatica'' on Gnarpedia]

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2025-04-03T15:55:51Z

Snuegliffer returns:

lol

Columbine

2025-04-03T15:50:08Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* Fun ways to troll Columbine survivors */

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 9, [[1980s|1981]] (Eric)<br>[[9/11|September 11]], [[1980s|1981]] (Dylan)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|[[Weed|April 20]], [[1999]] (aged 18 and 17)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 14, injured 23 (20 by gunfire)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Idklol]]}}
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[[File:Columbine army of two.png|thumb|The two [[an hero|heroes]] pictures here]]
[[Image:Columbineinternet.jpg|thumb|Oh Jay and Silent Bob! Up to another hair-brained scheme!]]

[[Image:Ctapest.jpg|thumb|[[Longcat|They had been planning for a looooooooooooooong time.]]]]

[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|thumb|The one on the left was clearly "[[Retard|the brains]]" of this operation.]]

[[Image:Weegeshot.jpg|thumb|Evidence of [[Weegee|third shooter?]]]]

[[Image:Schoolraider3.jpg|thumb|Now available in stores for PS1; $42.099!]]

[[Image:Kill_Classmates.gif|thumb|More like Lolumbine [[amirite]]?]]

[[File:columbineanheroes.jpg|thumb|The [[an Hero|heroes]] of Columbine. (but are the books alright?)]]

[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|lol]]
[[File:No Eyebrows Eric harris.gif|thumb]]

[[File:Marilyn manson witchcraft metal.jpg|thumb| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiaxzBlFgmQ Was actually believed to cause Lolumbine with his satanic heavy angry emo-death metol witchcraft music] ]]

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The '''Columbine High School Massacre''' ([[Twilight|Still a better love story than Twilight]]) was basically the funniest thing that has ever happened in any [[high school]] [[evar]]. On [[Weed|April 20th]], 1999, in Littleton, [[Colorado]], American [[An hero|an heroes]] '''Eric David Harris'''{{atheist}} and '''Dylan Bennet Klebold'''{{jew}} got over a dozen frags IRL at their local high school after attempting to simulate [[Doom]] in the real world. Originally, they planned on blowing up their schools' cafeteria during lunchtime, but their propane bombs failed and they ended up [[Zerg Rush|rushing into the school]], killing people left and right before turning their guns on themselves and becoming [[an heroes]]. Their total kill count was '''13''', an unimpressive score given how they were using sub-machine guns in [[Counter-Strike|the pistol round]], and were elevated to "WORST PEOPLE OF 1999" posthumously, for the most violent [[school shooting]] spree in [[Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] history shortly after [[Bill Clinton]] authorized the massacre of thousands of Serbian children.

They held this title for nearly a decade before [[Cho Seung-Hui|a gook]] killed over thirty people at [[Virginia Tech]] in [[2007]], <s>although [[White People|Eric]] and [[Jew|Dylan]] still hold the high score for ''high school'' shooting- in America, that is</s> they were later overtaken by [[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]] on [[Valentine's Day|February 14]], [[2018]]. [[German]] residents [[Tim Kretschmer]] and [[Robert Steinhauser]] racked up fifteen and sixteen frags, respectively, at their local schools.

In the weeks, months, and years following their killing spree, massive witchhunts were held as trolls, [[Goth|goths]], musicians ([[Marilyn Manson]], [[Eminem]]), movies ([[Quentin Tarantino|Natural Born Killers]], [[The Matrix]]), television shows, and anyone not amongst the exclusive ranks of [[The beautiful people]] were rounded up and taken to concentration camps as the need to scapegoat anyone for the crimes led to America being whipped up into a frenzy of anti-lulz, and retardation in the biggest moral panic in decades, of the same category of the future [[9/11]] attacks. Instead of waging a war of terror against innocent sand niggers, Americunts made the lives of [[teenagers]] even worse by destroying the lives of any weird or unconventional kids, for dozens of years to come.

Despite happening well over a generation ago, the Columbine High School Massacre still continues to inspire thousands upon thousands of [[columbine copycats]] and [[Columbiners|fangirls]] to this very day. Like they stated in their manifesto, Eric and Dylan continue to inspire paranoia, fear, copycats, and more terror upon the world, 18+ years after they died. Columbine also has a permanent effect on [[Oxymoron|American culture]], if not global culture in general; just try wearing a trench coat to school and see how that plays out for you.

==History==
[[An hero day|On April 20th]] ([[Lie|coincidentally]] Hitler's birthday) Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold forgot to take their Prozac and engaged in final fap sessions while listening to "The Beautiful People," shut the lights off of all reality, got in their cars, skipped homeroom and were late to school (started the day off h4rdc0rE). They arrived, hit the "start button," selected characters, ReB and v0dKa, and decided to go on a killing spree on Level 1 of H4rr15 Levels after spending an entire year planning it out. (They fapped over this for a year and some months) [[k/|building bombs, buying guns,]] [[dumbass|making movies and writing stories declaring their plans]] while KMFDM played in the background, and even practicing their killing spree on various first-person shooter games. However, they phailed hard because on their $5 per hour pay [http://acolumbinesite.com/weapon.html they could only afford shit-tier guns and not the TACTICOOL DEAGLEs or P90s that they fapped over].

==Loadout==
The Columbine killers assembled an [[shit|impressive]] arsenal- well, impressive for the minimum wage budget they were running on. These are the evil tactical sentient mass murder assault weapons that crybaby leftist cocksuckers want to ban:

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*'''Primary''': Hi-point 995 Carbine
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*A cheap, ugly, piece-of-shit 9mm carbine with crappy poor quality 10 round magazines. The media at the time liked to refer to this gun as an 'assault rifle' even though it had been specifically designed to comply with the 'assault weapons ban' put in place in 1994 supposedly to stop things like this from happening. Real assault rifles (which are capable of selecting between semi and fully-automatic or burst fire) are not readily available to the general public anyway. '''TL;DR''': Epic gun control [[fail]]. '''18~30 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': *Savage-Springfield 67H Shotgun
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*Pump action 12 gauge that no one's ever heard of that was over 30 years old. Stock completely sawed-off and barrel sawed-off to make the whole gun an illegally short 26 inches long (the length Eric wished his dick was). This gun became Eric's imaginary girlfriend which he called 'Arlene' and had sex with a number of times in an attempt to fill the shotgun cartridges with his AIDS infected semen to make it moar deadly. '''60~130 Damage.'''
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*'''Tertiary''': Pipe Bombs and Knives
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*An arsenal of poorly made explosives and lame knives they're too weak to successfully utilize unless they have a high critical rate is present. '''12~999 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Sociopathy/Psycho
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*This perk is derived from filling out one of the Autism/Asspie skill trees. 18 years of accumulated anglo rage unleashed upon the world. It is in his genetics to mass murder millions of people anyways. Unfortunately that little faggot was too much of a tool to do anything right. Extreme increase in damage, destruction, and HP in exchange for apathy towards the well-being of teammates. '''(+4 Frenzy points a day (+30% weapon damage, +3 Constitution for 6 minutes) (+20% weapon damage) (+25% intimidation success) (-90% empathy)'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Assault Trenchcoat
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*This cheap ass duster allows for additional inventory for the player along with a moderate bonus to intimidation attribute. However, movement is moderately staggered. '''(+8 inventory slots) (+30% intimidation success) (-1 Agility) (-10% movement speed)'''
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*'''Primary''': Intratech TEC-DC9
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*The other craptastic 9mm used. A poorly made, cheap, jam-o-matic made to look like a machine pistol to appeal to niggers and spics for use in drive-by's. Early models could be illegally converted to full-auto which, again, the media had a shit fit about even though the gun used was a later model which could not be converted. Not that they needed to worry as these two retards' ineptitude in engineering (as can be seen with the crappy non-exploding bombs they made) would probably mean that any attempt to convert it would just result in it [[Cum|exploding]] in their face the next time they tried to fire it. '''21~33 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Double-Barrel Savage 311-D
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*A shitty double-barrel shotgun that was sawed off to an extreme and lacks a good stock, thus presenting extreme recoil to the noodle-armed kike. Very ineffective unless the Sneak Attack bonus is applied at close range. '''65~155 Damage.'''
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*'''Tertiary''': Pipe Bombs and Knives
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*An arsenal of poorly made explosives and lame knives they're too weak to successfully utilize unless a high critical rate is present. '''12~999 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Height
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*Dylan Klebold was a tall ass kike, standing at 6'3''. This provides additional movement speed along with the intimidation factor. (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)
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*'''Perk 2''': Assault Trenchcoat
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*This cheap ass duster allows for additional inventory for the player along with a moderate bonus to intimidation attribute. However, movement is moderately staggered. '''(+8 inventory slots) (+30% intimidation success) (-1 Agility) (-10% movement speed)'''
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In addition to this, the two faggots carried a number of knives that they [[Fail|didn't use]], along with a number of [[Terrorist|IEDs]] of various sizes and designs that they built using [[The Anarchist Cookbook|instructions from the Internet]] to [[Unrealistic expectations|blow up the school]], but ultimately failed when the vast majority of them didn't assplode. These include:

*42 [[Fart|carbon dioxide]] bombs
*27 [[Dildo|pipe]] bombs
*11 1.5 gallon propane bombs
*7 [[Kill it with fire|Molotov cocktails]] (seriously how do you fuck up a Molotov cocktail?)
*2 20 pound propane bombs

As you can see, gun control laws totally work. Mass murder is only possible with full auto AK-47's. Criminals will totally follow the law and won't ever make homemade bombs or saw off their shotguns, or just go to gun shows to get around background checks. Totally.

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|14|5 by Klebold and 9 by Harris, 20 injured between the two.|11| |20|Manipulation, bomb collection, trenchcoat, ski masks, [[The Doom Comic|macabre flair]] and [[Gay|KMFDM]]|'''200'''|Creating a moral panic, inspiring generations of [[faggot|copy-cats]], and pissed off the school system for 20+ years|20|[[OG]] Shooters|265|'''S++'''|[[Fallout|Invest more skillpoints in Explosives next time.]]}}

{{Wanted|5}}

==Scapegoats==

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Eric and Dylan apparently had a lot of love and fanboyism towards Marylin Manson and his music according to [[Old Media]]. An irony, since in reality, Eric hated that fag and Dylan only had a poster of the band but rarely listened to it. Manson took part of the blame because angry parents [[retard|mistakenly]] believed that the two fags were obsessed his music. They also hated [[Hitler]], or at least Klebold did. Even more interesting was that he was a [[Jews did WTC|Jew]]. In addition, Klebold was born on '''9/11''', [[1980s|1981]]; 20 years before WTC. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Harris_and_Dylan_Klebold No, srsly.] [[No|Coincidence?]] Harris meanwhile admired both [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] AND [[Osama bin Laden|Osama Bin Ladin]], with Harris regularly IMing Osama and telling him all about the various mass murder schemes that Harris dreamed up at night while masturbating to crime scene photos he downloaded off of the Internet. Most notably, Harris is the one who gave Osama the idea of flying planes into buildings, making Eric Harris the REAL [[Your mother|man]] behind 9/11.

Afterward, [[Soccer_mom|EVERYONE]] who loved to censor society felt the need to blame just about everything in pop culture as the cause of the killing spree, such as [[Eminem]], [[Doom]], and even [[Goth]]s, despite the killers hating goth culture and rap music. Others tried to blame the [http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt124361.html/ Victim], by bringing up the fact that Columbine High School [[Truth|was a literal hell on Earth]], where a violent [[Jock]]ocracy, ruled by the worst of the worst of the school's student [[gay|athletes]], had complete and total control of the school. This was only further worsened by the school's ass-kissing teachers/administrators who allowed bullying to run rampant and was just [[Asking for it| asking for]] their students to take up arms and literally take the school back in violent revolution taken straight out of the history books tales of the American Revolution.

Of course, at the time it was unknown that Eric Harris was a complete and total sociopath who would have grown up to be a [[serial killer]] or the guy in special forces who goes insane in the field killing Iraqis, and has to be put down by his fellow [[redneck|soldiers]]. Or that his lover, Dylan Klebold, [[Truth|was a closet homosexual who let Eric fuck him in the ass and face]] and followed him with his plot, with Eric manipulating Dylan's emo-ness and submissive nature.

'''TL;DR:'''

<pre>In Littleton, Colorado born and raised
Making pipebombs was where I spent most of my days
Luvoxin' out Doomin' KMFDMin' all gay
And all settin' some time bombs outside of the school
When a couple of jocks
Who were up to no good
Started making fun of the way I dressed
I shot 18 kids and the cops got scared,
They said, "You're movin' with Ted Bundy and Jeff Dahmer in prison!"

I called for the cops and when they came near
The license plate said jocks and it had footballs in the mirror
If anything I can say this car was rare
But I thought "Now forget it" - "Yo ReB, to the commons!"

I pulled up to the school about 10 or 11
And I yelled to the cops "Natural Selection"
I looked at my high school
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Counter-Strike irl.</pre>

Columbine was ruled for years as the deadliest [[School Shooting]] [[evar]], until it was surpassed by the [[Virginia Tech massacre]] in [[2007]]. Of course, Virginia Tech is a college (and was committed by an Asian), so some argue that Columbine is still number one even though it took two people to kill 13, and even then, centered around a bunch of bombs that [[Fail|weren't built right and didn't fucking go off]]. Harris and Klebold were clearly trolling after [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|killing ten people]]; Cho was [[trying too hard]].

==Controversy==
[[File:Students.gif|thumb|right]]
[[Image:coyaoi.jpg|thumb|right|Definitive proof that the [[columbine killers]] were fags.]]
[[Some argue]] that Eric and Dylan were [[fag|lovers]] and that [[Jews did WTC|Jews did Columbine]] or that Dylan just fell [[mugu]] to Eric's plan. What is funny about this though, is the fact that Dylan and Eric were actually part of a Jewish power movement bent on exterminating non-Jews, causing much lulz to people smart enough to research lolumbine. The fact that Klebold was born on September 11th, 1981, and his fag friend 'Reb' wanted to hijack a plane and crash it into the World Trade Center is enough evidence to support this hypothesis. This also made the gods of irony cum instantly upon hearing the "Friends of Rachael Club" say that Eric and Dylan were "Hitler worshipers".

In one of their videos called '''"Hitmen for Hire"''' (having previously featured a member of staff from the school), the boys proclaim themselves to be the [[white knights]] of those abused at the school by the jock shitheads, suggesting they would be targeting specific cliques for eradication. When the day finally arrived and the shooting began, it appears the ultra surge of orgasmic, delirium-inducing adrenaline pulsing through their minds took over, and they began shooting randomly, indicating a potential [[epic fail]] with regards to the mission objective - the boys did not have the bomb. They did, however, have an example of why terrorists should test DIY bombs prior to putting them into service when using [[The Anarchist Cookbook]] as primary reference material. The selection of an indiscriminate killing weapon (Propane tank bomb) forms a second disparity with the viewpoints from their [[white knight]] videos.
{{Clear}}

==List of jocks pwned==
[[File:ColumbineVictims.jpg|400px|center]]
<center>[http://acolumbinesite.com/victim/index.php Information on those PWN'd]</center>
===Fatalities===

*'''Rachel Scott'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 17/yo Stacy who was among the first casualties. We cover her in more detail later on in the article.

*'''Daniel Rohrbough'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 15/yo nerdy kid. Police incompetence with reporting his death, and conspiracies lead the family to believe that SWAT accidentally pwn'd him.

*'''Cassie Bernall'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 17/yo obsessive christfag. Many believed her to be the girl who was asked "[[Do you believe in god]]?, making her another martyr for religious freaks. We also have a segment about her below.

*'''Steve Curnow'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]:14/yo armyfag and jock.

*'''Corey DePooter'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 17/yo jock and normie

*'''Kelly Fleming'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: [[16 year old girls|16/yo]] [[emo]] [[artfag]] who looked like she would've shot up the school anyway even if Reb and Vodka hadn't

*'''Matthew Kechter'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 16/yo roidmonkey football jock/chad.

*'''Daniel Mauser'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 15/yo nerd who was a shining star to the planet and a [[Pretty cool guy]]. Sadly, the fag Eric Harris brutally murdered him. His dad, {{yt|ch|UCrhsJLphJ_-iIyW4R9o7_EA|Tom Mauser}}, would later go on to fight hard for [[Gun Control]], which certainly stopped the [[Aurora Theater Shooting]].

*'''Isaiah Shoels'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 18/yo nigra and jock who was called a nigger and murdered. His parents cried 'muh racism' and fled the evil bigoted state of [[Colorado]] to flee to more liberal pastures - [[Texas]].

*'''John Tomlin'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 16/yo christfag and redneck.

*'''Lauren Townsend'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 18/yo Stacy and captain of a volleyball team.

*'''Kyle Velasquez'''[[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]: 16/yo mentally disabled student with a big physique.

*'''William "Dave" Sanders'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 47/yo man who taught computer and business skills at the school for 25+ years. Upon discovering what was beginning to hatch out, he directed hundreds of students to safety. He was shot and critically wounded, leaving him to bleed to death while SWAT was too pussy to infiltrate the school and failed to stop 2 retards. This, along with the deaths of library students, caused extreme controversy. Verdict? '''Fuck the police.'''

*'''Anne Hochhalter'''[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]: 43/yo chick who got injured at the age of 17. Her mom would later an-hero. Died on February 16, 2025 from the injuries she sustained nearly 26 years before.

===Injuries===

*'''Brian Anderson''': 17/yo injured by glass after Eric spotted him and shot a door. In interviews, he revealed that he was targeted due to wearing a white hat- a sign that he was a jock.

*'''Richard Castaldo''': 17/yo who was shot along with Rachael Scott at the beginning of the bloodbath. Although he survived, he was left permanently paralyzed and crippled, bound to a wheelchair. He was part of Michael Moore's movie, Bowling For Columbine. [[What|He was also semi-supportive of the]] [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] [[What|game]].

*'''Jennifer Doyle''': 17/yo generic Stacy who got shot

*'''Stephen Eubanks''': 16/yo who was best friend of Corey DePooter. Another jock douchebag

*'''Nicholas Foss''': 18/yo generic douche jock type

*'''Sean Graves''': 15/yo dude who got shot in the back. Played dead while Dylan stepped over him. Probably saved his life.

*'''Makai Hall''': 19/yo jap invader. Got interviewed by CNN

*'''Patrick Ireland''': 17/yo jock. He was the guy who fell down the windows to SWAT. Was the first to think up and propose within local communities by arming school teachers with firearms in order to prevent school shootings.

*'''Michael Johnson''': 15/yo guy with the most generic name ever.

*'''Joyce Jankowski''': 45/yo teacher.

*'''Mark Kintgen''': 17/yo ugly nerd who noticed the school message board read "Today is not a good day to be here." He got shot in the fucking head yet this nerdy son of a bitch survived.

*'''Lisa Kreutz''': 18/yo cute chick who luckily survived, but never spoke about what happened. Believed to be a {{Jew}}

*'''Lance Kirklin''': 16/yo boy who was friends with Brooks Brown and a few others. Got shot in the face, breaking off huge parts of his jaw and bones. Somehow was able to recover, and continued to hunt with his dad. At a town meeting attended by then-president [[Bill Clinton]], he spoke up in defense of gun rights, triggering liberal fags.

*'''Adam Kyler''': 16/yo guy who looked like what would happen when you press "Randomize" on the [[Oblivion]] character creation menu. He got harassed a lot by Dylan

*'''Stephanie Munson''': 17/yo chick who got shot in the foot who somehow managed to run the fuck out of the school and get help.

*'''Patricia Nielson''': 35/yo known as the annoying bitch in the Library calls to 9/11. STUDENTS DOWN UNDER THE TABLES!!!!1

*'''Nicole Nowlen''': 16/yo chick who looked like a 40 yo.

*'''Jeanna Park''': 18/yo barely legal gook chick who was unsurprisingly an A+ student.

*'''Kacey Ruegsegger''': 17/yo chick who got shot and was told to "Quit your bitching". Her story was an integral part of Lolumbine lore.

*'''Valeen Schnurr''': 18/yo who was the real chick who was asked if she believed in god.

*'''Daniel Steepleton''': 17/yo kid who provided lots of false information to the pigs

*'''Evan Todd''': 15/yo jock asshole who was unfortunately spared by Dylan.

*'''Mark Taylor''': 17/yo new kid who was at the school for only 3 weeks before he was injured via ballistic trauma- a new record for an American student!

===Post-massacre fatalities===
Despite the caucasian chimpout being long over, Columbine left an invincible wave of destruction to forever plague the victims and their families, and people all over the world.

*'''Hundreds of People''': A huge chunk of mass shootings, and nearly '''all''' school shootings, connect to Columbine in a way, as the massacre opened up a pandora's box, spawning [[Columbine Copycats|copycats]] and helping to turn the act of ass murder into a meme for losers to follow.

*'''Greg Barnes''': This guy was the friend of Matthew Kechter who was shot to death in the shooting. The overwhelming sorrow of brutally losing his best buddy helped to push this troubled teen over the edge. Shortly after the first anniversary of the attack, this guy killed himself via hanging, while he listened to the song "Adam's Song" by Blink 182. This caused significant drama in the already-shocked community.

*'''Carla Hochhalter''': Mother of Anne Hochhalter, who was injured in the attacks. Carla was severely depressed before Columbine, but the event pushed her over the edge. She killed herself at a gun store in front of around a dozen witnesses.

*'''Austin Eubanks''': Victim who {{archive|ihJmb|'lost his battle'}} to [[drugs]].

*'''Anne Marie Hochhalter''': The daughter of Carla Hochhalter. She died from sepsis in 2025 after one of those rascals shot her in the spine during lunch in 1999. Her death was ruled a homicide, officially making her the 14th casualty. Congrats boys for the +1 to casualties 26 years post mortem!

==Rachael Scott==

'''Rachael Scott''' was some stupid [[cunt|cunt]] who made the mistake of [[retard|eating outside the front door of Columbine High School]] the day of the grand Caucasian chimpout spree. [[Rape|She caught a few dozen rounds in the]] [[ass]] and [[tits]] and died. This caused many [[Christfag]] family members to instantly [[cry|bawwww]] over the loss of their little girl (also known as [[Missing white woman syndrome]]). [[Jew|They then decided to market her]]. [[liar|They said that "she envisioned changing the world" and that in her bullet-ridden notebook she drew a picture of a plant crying "9 tears". Those "9 tears" were apparently a psychic vision made by the dead bitch]].

===Friends of Rachael Club===
So the hillbilly fucks started a group/way to profit off from the death of a family member, called the "friends of Rachael club". Basically, they [[troll]] the hallways of high schools asking people to be nice to random wapanese and animefags and asking for donations. Only [[fat|fat losers]], [[cunt|cunts]] with no boyfriends, [[furry|furries]], and [[dyke|dykes]] are in the friends of Rachael club. To sell the groups image they had a random hick they paid in moonshine say he was Rachael’s uncle, and that [http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt124361.html/ Eric and Dylan were Nazis]. When he said this, schools everywhere then shat bricks and exclaimed in the genius fashion that only high schoolers can achieve, "HITLER IS BAD!!!1ONEONEONE" Many other students then responded by closing the pool and forming 8 man swastigets.

tl;dr Rachael got [http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt124361.html/ owned] and family is butthurt.

{{Clear}}

===''I'm Not Ashamed''===

[[2016|Seventeen years after Columbine]], the family STILL tries to profit off the death of their daughter; this time, they've contracted a team to make a movie about the dead bitch. The only ones to give good reviews are typically [[redundant|religious nuts]]. There are some reports that numerous [[Columbiners]] went to see this movie [[IRL Troll|whilst wearing a trenchcoat]].

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==Cassie Bernall==
Urban legend has it that one of their victims, a girl named Cassie, was reading a Bible in study hall when the two stormed in and started [[trolling IRL]]. The less socially awkward boy noticed this and [[allegedly]] asked her, "[[Do you believe in god]]?" to which she answered "yes" and was beaten to death with a [[Half-Life|crowbar]]. [[IRL]] none of this actually happened, as he simply shot her after saying "Peekaboo". The last person to see her alive said that her last words were "Dear God. Dear God. Why is this happening? I just want to go home," one of the whiniest things heard by man, so the shooter was obligated to shoot her. Her parents have since milked the story to make lots of [[money]] as neither of them have a [[conscience]]. She has since become [[an hero]] to the cult of [[Christianity]].

People try to use Cassie's death as a way to prove the so-called oppression of the Christians in today's society, forgetting the rest of the godless heathens who were shot up that day. [[PROTIP]]: They all fucking deserved it.

Until, of course, you point out to them that no one asked Cassie a goddamned thing and that the question was really directed at another girl, Valeen Schnurr (who lived through the massacre, but didn't get the credit due to her incredibly stupid-sounding name). Survivors are nowhere near as marketable as corpses.

==JO MAMMA!==
Eric Harris, when he wasn't building bombs or fucking his boyfriend or dreaming up new ways to kill people over IRC with Osama Bin Ladin, had a number of web pages, where he pioneered the [[anti-joke]], mirrored [http://acolumbinesite.com/eric/mama.html here].

Prime selections:

''JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or any other bad thing in need of seeing.....JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

''JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the humans society a lot.....JJJEAAAAA''

''Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she makes a pretty good one herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!''

''Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!''''

Insults done by REB, VoDkA, and KiBBz (a friend of theirs IRL).

Badass.

==OMG there's an RPG!!!==
Released on the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre in [[2005]], [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] was an instant Internet success, causing epic levels of butthurt and win. The game can be found [http://www.columbinegame.com/ here].

{{main|Super Columbine Massacre RPG}}

==Fun ways to troll Columbine survivors==
[[File:Natural Born Pranksters.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Natural Born Pranksters]]
Go ahead. It's as easy as 1-2-3!

*1.) Look up the Columbine survivors (their names are listed all over the net)
*2.) Log onto Facebook
*3.) Type one of the survivor's names in the Facebook search bar
*4.) If you find that one of the supposed survivors has an existing account, make sure it is the exact person
*5.) Send them a message explaining how "sorry" you are for their experience
*???) Wait for a genuine reply
*PROFIT!) After they have replied, send them a link to this page :)

BONUS ROUND!!1 - If they reply to you (and don't block and ghost you) take screencaps of it and put them below this sentence!

== Videos ==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #4D0909;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>8kBuLYYdn1w</youtube> <br> <center>'''Victim's Dad feeds the trolls'''</center>
|<youtube>dtKV8Z7-oPg</youtube> <br> <center>'''Columbine:Reloaded (UNFINISHED TEST)'''</center>
|<youtube>F6BxyVy2XJc</youtube> <br> <center>'''[[Pokemon]] remix'''</center>
|<youtube>a4K8YE1ZatU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Another one</center>
|<youtube>kDUF8AnuqcM</youtube> <br> <center>'''[[SpongeBob|ColumBob]]'''</center>
|<youtube>aXAaijf-1JU</youtube> <br> <center>'''ERIC HARRIS STRIKES BACK'''</center>
|<youtube>Fq1V4jHOePU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Columbine REMIX'''</center>
|<youtube>sx8UegbfkVQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''Lost Basement Tapes recovered'''</center>
|<youtube>10kpjp05IkA</youtube> <br> <center>'''Columbine Ref's in [[Eminem]]'s Music'''</center>
|<youtube>uNsW4OkKOm4</youtube> <br> <center>'''Columbine [[Doom]] .wad'''</center>}}|border=#FF4000|background=#FF4000}}
|}

== The basement tapes ==
So far only two out of five tapes were officially released to the public, the other three are claimed to be [http://www.westword.com/news/columbine-killers-basement-tapes-destroyed-6283043 destroyed] because of fear of potential [[Columbine Copycats|copycat]] violence in [[teenager|teenaged]] white kids.
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|
|<youtube>su_vpW3mM5w</youtube> <br> <center>'''Hitmen For Hire - tape 01'''</center>
|<youtube>nRM2Hy3-PhU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Shooting Range - tape 02'''</center>
|}



==Gallery==
{{notice|For a comprehensive gallery, please refer to [[Columbine Gallery]]. Please keep only the best pictures below. Otherwise, put your pictures on the [[Columbine Gallery]] page.}}

{{cg|'''Columbine Cartography'''|COLgall|center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Columbine-meme-generator-hate-school-so-much-you-die-there-f65d90.jpg|School sucks!!!
File:Hitmenforhire.png|Hitman for hire.
File:Columbinedoom.jpg|Definitive proof video games cause violence
File:High+school wii collumbine.jpg|The musical.
File:MassacreTime.jpg|COMMIT MASS MURDER!
File:Columbine gta.jpg|GTA:Littleton
File:Schoolraider3.jpg|School Raider
File:Columbineinternet.jpg|We are from teh intarwebz.
File:Ericharrisyugioh.png|As a Yugioh card
File:42099shrooms.jpg|Impressive fanart, made on shrooms
File:Hitman.gif|Hitman: Silent Assassin.
File:Columbinego.png|Columbine: GO
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
File:Columbinewasted.jpg|WASTED
File:Chs1999lulz.jpg|Jaguars WTF guy
File:Gayevidence2.jpg|More evidence they were fags
File:Shootupyourschool.jpg|Generic white male
File:Natural38433843.jpg|$420.99
File:Bike.gif|What are you doing to my sister's bike?!
File:Columbineinanutshell.jpg|Columbine in a nutshell
File:Killersdiary.png|Gay secret that made them kill
File:Wrathnaturalselection.png|NBK
File:Columbinelegacy.jpg|Legacy of Columbine
File:Columbinehighschool.jpg|Columbine High School, 2016
File:Whitecaps.png|A jock with a white hat
File:Columbinecrosses.jpg|Crosses for the victims. All fifteen of them.
File:Classof1999.jpg|Class of 1999
File:Wimpykid.jpg|Diary of a Wimpy Kid
File:Columbine army of two.png|Army of Two
File:Tec9.jpg|The true culprit!
File:Radiationclothings.gif|Radioactive clothing.
</gallery>|}}

==See also==

<u>'''Influenced by:'''</u>

* [[Charles Manson]] - Wrote an essay about him
* [[Timothy McVeigh]] - Wanted to surpass him but failed
* [[Doom]] & [[Eminem]] - Brainwashed by these to [[Postal|go postal.]]

<u>'''Inspired to follow their lead:'''</u>

*[[Columbine Copycats]] - For a detailed list, please check out this page.

*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Tried to copy Columbine, [[win|and actually succeeded]].
*[[Ryan Schallenberger]] - Also tried to copy Columbine, [[fail|but failed]].
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] of the [[Virginia Tech shootings massacre]] - Mentions their names in his manifesto.
*[[Adam Lanza]] - Was obsessed with columbine before his shooting spree.
*[[TJ Lane]] - Wore a "KILLER" T-shirt to mimic the "WRATH" and "Natural Selection" T-shirts worn by them.
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - Plagiarized their dairies in his manifesto.
*[[Jeff Weise]] - Trenchcoat, same music, liked Columbine-based movies, nazi-philia, shooting threat on [[an_hero_day|4/20]], and also asked people if they believed in god.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Like weise, also copycatted the "Do you believe in god" line.
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - Fanboi autist of Reb & VoDKa who managed to only [[Epic Fail|rack up 1 single kill]].
*[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Mentally ill tranny autist freak who became a [[Columbiner]] and wanted to go for the [[high score]] after learning about Columbine.
*[[Matthew Murray]] - Plagiarized Eric Harris constantly.
*[[Alex Hribal]] - Claimed to have been possessed by the spirits of Reb & VoD and forced to carry out an attack.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - Along with two other fags, attempted to copycat columbine but got arrested b4 the plan kicked off.
*[[Lynn Ann]] - The most dedicated fangirl in lolumbiner history.
*[[William Atchison]] - Tried to emulate his two heroes, [[lmao|but failed miserably]].
<u>'''Other'''</u>

*[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] - Game inspired by the incident
*[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]] - Another game inspired by the incident
*[[Defense Industries Organization]]
*[[Dillon Cossey]]
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]
*[[Mark Essex]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[ZDaemon]]
*[[Natural_Selection_game|''Natural Selection'' (game)]]
*[[Patrick Purdy]]
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - UK's version of Eric Harris
*[[Sandy Hook]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who shot up a school in [[Texas]]

==External links==
[[File:Sincecolumbine.jpg|thumb|right]]

===Play at home versions===
Try for the high score with these games!
*[http://www.acolumbinesite.com/eric/doom.html Eric's ''Doom'' WADs] (said to be srsly [[lame]] but bloody) and some ''Quake'' stuff (only the readmes thar, awww, noes!)
* [http://www.columbinegame.com/index.htm Super Columbine massacre RPG]: The Disclaimer says this game is intended to deepen the understanding of the shooting and its possible causes but we know this game was actually made [[lulz|for the LULZ]]!
*[[Lulzy Mods#Columbine Simulation|Columbine Reinactment Mod]] - Got GMOD? Load this into the game and go apeshit!

===Relics===
Old shit from the 90s and early 2000s

*[http://www.asecular.com/trenchcoat/ Columbine Parody Site]{{Archive|QX4US}} - tricked lots of retarded boomers back in the day.

===Info pages / resources===
*[[Amazon]] supports this [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/ Exploitation site] - Site has some good media, a lot of [[Whine|whining]], and more [[lies|disinformation]].
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8yM_WKDZsKD0lJ_BzwpflQ The most comprehensive video gallery relating to lolumbine yet!]
*[http://www.members.tripod.com/~VanessaWest/columbine-4.html An incredibly detailed page on the whole thing from start to finish with a detailed timeline, reports, evidence, and media. Seriously, this woman has way too much free time.]
*[http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f237/columbine-victims-death-crime-scene-pictures-37271/ Columbine Victim's Death & Crime Scene Pictures]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/rebandvodka/ LOL fanbois]
*[http://incogman.net/2009/04/columbine-10-years-of-jew-media-lies/ Proof Jews did Columbine]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356561/ First and best movie treatment so far.]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/btf4y/iama_former_student_of_columbine_high_school_ama/ AMA from a Lolumbine Student]
*[https://www.reddit.com/comments/gulaf/iama_columbine_survivor_named_brooks_brown_i_was/ AMA from Brooks Brown, former BFF of Dylan IRL]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-FhGN3q1_lYcWw1N243TjdiZEU Columbine 1999 Yearbook]

===Old news articles===

*{{Archive|Q8dNB|Goth-fashion crackdown seen by some as fascism}}
*[http://extras.denverpost.com/news/shotarch1.htm Denver Post articles from July 1 1999 to Nov 30 2000]
*[http://extras.denverpost.com/news/shotmain.htm Denver Post articles from Dec 1 2000 to April 7 2001]

===Modern news articles===
*[http://www.cannabisculture.com/content/2009/04/20/taking-back-420-richard-castaldo-ten-years-after-columbine Taking Back 4/20: Richard Castaldo Ten Years After Columbine]

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Snuegliffer returns:

troll

Horrorcow

2025-04-03T15:40:53Z

Snuegliffer returns: /* List of known horrorcows */

[[File:Lolcow And HorrorCow.jpg|thumb|A lolcow turns into a horrorcow with sick actions like pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, shootings, illegal content like CP, animal abuse, incest, sick autists]]
'''Horrorcows''' are beings similar to [[lolcow]]s, since they are also half-faggot-autistic people on the [[internet]] who spend their time doing things that cause a certain (and rightfully deserved) amount of rejection and ridicule. However, these individuals are not only crazy people with strange opinions, stupid comments, [[Kiwi Farms|communities dedicated exclusively to laughing at them]], [[A frank discussion of mental illness|and more than a few mental problems]]. Rather, we are talking about [[Serious Business|truly deranged people who become a threat to society and do things that range from torture to multiple homicide, among other things that simply generate nothing but disgust and fear from the rest of people]].
[[File:Horrorcow.jpg|thumb|alt=Horrorcon in Internet]]
==...things that are ultra bizarre and repulsive and very bad==
There are several examples of many things such as pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia and just plain plain animal abuse, coprophilia, CP/illegal content hoarders, [[Chris-chan|raping their senile mothers]], violent attitudes, abusers, and/or people who claim to be autistic.

==What differentiates a horrorcow from a lolcow?==
Instead of making people laugh, a horrorcow makes people feel disgusted. Peopl around them begin to fear for their own e-safety (and IRL safety) because the horrorcow's actions are [[sick fuck|sick]]. There are many examples, such as the cases of [[Nick Bate]] or [[Cyraxx]].

==Horrorcows in Latin America==
For some strange reason, the majority of these are [[spic|mexican]] and latin american faggots. But there are some cases that are quite interesting, there are many examples such as the case of [[Peluchin Entertainment]], and there are times where they can go to the extreme. English and Spanish horrorcows are quite similar.

==List of known horrorcows==
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Peluchin Entertainment]]
*[[PlutonicClown]]
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]]
*[[DFG]]
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
*[[Cyraxx]]
*[[Daniel Larson]]
*[[Kero The Wolf]]
*[[Narcovideo]]
*[[Heisenwolf]]
*[[Joedaddy505]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Smartschoolboy9]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Owfcproduction24]]

==See Also==
*[[Lol-cow|Lolcow]]

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