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| This article is about someone or something whose internet relevance and reputation has been dead and buried [[Unfunny|past the point of no return.]] You can help by adding details of their previously lulz-worthy legacy to their name to remember them by. 
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Use for articles about people or topics that used to have relevance and lulz, but now has been milked so dry of them and for so long, that it gotten to the point where even referencing them today is unfunny.
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{{Merge|Axel Muganwa Rudakubana}}
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|BGCOLOR=#00008B| [[File:Britsh Pigs.png|80px|Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity]]
|style="padding:2px"|<center><big>'''Does this page cross the line?'''</big></center><center>If you believe {{{1|2024 Southport Riots}}} violates British Law, please [[Offended|click here]] to report it immediately! ''The British Police has offices around the United Kingdom and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year.''
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[[Category:Notice Templates|2024 Southport Riots]]</noinclude>

After misinformation spread misidentifying [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] as an illegal [[Arab]] instead of an autistic nigger (whats the difference?) and the media trying to hide his race in the first place. led to large groups of anti-immigration protesters, protesting in multiple cities in England and north Ireland, these protests quickly turned violent with multiple clashes between the Anti-Immigration Protesters and [[pigs|Police]] taking place, along with multiple pro-immigration protesters forgetting they used to be screaming "All cops are bastards" now bending over and kissing the police arse for the good job of putting random "[[nazi]]" protesters in jail over facebook posts.

== How to troll ==

* Make up new meeting places for protests and watch as people flock to the new area to counter-protest just to stand around since no one is there.

*flooding the UK police with complaints to waste their time.

*Report random people, call them racist and watch as they take a trip in the [[party van]].

[[File:How to Troll Southport Riots.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Trolling Uk Police.png|200px]]

== Glowies ==
Watch out for Glowniggers

[[File:All heil fascist uk.png|200px]]

== See also ==
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]

{{Islam}}
{{Nigger}}

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|BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF style="padding:2px"|<big>'''{{PAGENAME}} is a well-known [[troll]] in other parts of the internets.'''
Depending on how good or bad they are at trolling, you can help by either assisting in the cause or by playing your counter-troll [[Yu-Gi-Oh|trap card]] whenever you see them.</big>
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<noinclude>Use for people who have had a big history of trolling or have built their reputation on being a troll.</noinclude>
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| style="font-size: 8pt; line-height: 1.25em;font-size:11pt;" |This article reeks of [[newfag]], as it has been newly created but looks like an 8 year old could've put more effort into it than the author did.

This could either grow to be pure [[awesome]], pure butthurt or pure [[shit]], so either [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} try improving it and fixing it up to standard lulz code], or ignore it and let some other more other poor soul work on it themselves while you watch like a lazy cunt. Or just watch it degrade in [[edit wars]] as you laugh at their failure.

Remove once this article is actually an article, and not just another shitpost bomb while the article author [[ED:101|learns to ED]].
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Use for articles about people or topics that used to have relevance and lulz, but now has been milked so dry of them and for so long, that it gotten to the point where even referencing them today is unfunny.
[[Category:Notice Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Category:User Templates

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Templates for user pages.

If you're looking for templates to link to accounts on external sites try [[:Category:Link Templates]]
[[Category:Templates|User Templates]]

Category:Templates/rarely used

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This is a visual guide to templates that are either rarely used or underused. Sometimes these are underused [[unfunny|with]] [[Boring|good]] [[stupid|reason]], but usually they've just been neglected due to lack of awareness.

If [[you]] know what you're doing, some of these templates could definitely use some {{Template|work}}; feel free to mess about with them in your userspace if you think you can do better.

== Determining the rarity ==

If "what links here" < 100 then rare, else not rare.

See the main article ([[ED:T]]) for more information on templates.

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</td><td><big><big>This user was given a nice hot stack of</big></big> 
<big><big><big><big>'''[[Banhammer|BANCAKES]]'''</big></big></big></big>
 
''You can help by [[Special:Contributions/Templates/rarely used|clearing their table]] and [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Templates/rarely used thanking their server].''
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Vibrant alternative to {{stop|doing whatever}}
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|'''<big>This user uploads [[CP|child pornography]].'''
'''You can help by [http://www.fbi.gov/contactus.htm reporting their IP address to the FBI]</big>'''
 
KEWL KIDS ONLY! Click [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=Special:CheckUser&user=Templates/rarely used here] you lazy bastards.
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To be used only when someone has actually attempted to upload [[cp|child pornography]]. Similar to {{Template|kidporn}} and {{Template|pedo}}, both of which probably apply to anyone who is marked with this template.
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Much less-frequently used alternative to {{Template|satire}}. '''ED is satire.''' Users very frequently don't get this.
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The polar opposite of <nowiki>{{like}} and roughly the opposite of {{approve}}</nowiki>. Use as a gentle way to inform users that they need to not do certain things like add strikeouts, vandalize the pages of important people, etc.
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Popular among friends, use <nowiki>{{alcoholic}}</nowiki> when more appropiate.
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Plenty of furries with potential for lulz-generation come to ED. Don't be an asshole; <nowiki>{{welcome}}</nowiki> them with this template.
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Good for expressing personal [[butthurt]] or letting a user know that their article was tagged with <nowiki>{{crap}} or {{shit}}</nowiki> due to fail. Probably underused because it isn't that funny.
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Great template to use for users who make large or detailed editions to an article that, while well-intentioned, end up violating ED's guidelines.
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There are some terrible inside jokes on ED. Some are alright, but others are simply bad. This is currently only used on a few pages, so make sure to use only where appropriate.
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Currently used on only two pages on ED, possibly for good reason. '''If not used more often in the very near future, this template will surely go the way of the buffalo.'''
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<nowiki>Use this or {{pedo}} either on your own page (fucking sicko), a known pedo's page, or on the pages of the likely-permabanned users who tried to upload CP as a warning to other pedophiles. Either this template or {{cp}} are more appropriate for the lattermost. </nowiki>
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A friendly template with a very unfriendly name. Use as an alternative to {{help}} or to inform a noob that doing something stupid like fucking with Sysops/established editors is a Very Bad Idea.
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More of a joke template among friends rather than a banned-user vandalism template, unless they are really asking for it.
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<nowiki>Use this or {{kidporn}} either on your own page (fucking sicko), a known pedo's page, or on the pages of the likely-permabanned users who tried to upload CP as a warning to other would-be pedophiles. This is more appropriate for the former two. Quite appropriate for pages such as "Mrpedophile"'s talk page. </nowiki>
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<nowiki>Easy way to displays the name of a template without having to use <nowiki> or [[:Template:whatever|whatever]]. Use as {{tname|whatever}}. </nowiki> (Ironically, we are not using it in this article)
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Use on your own page or on the page of someone who this really makes sense for.
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<nowiki>Denotes a new user that has great potential. This template is based off and lightly parodizes the article template {{potential}}. This template was created in May 2009 and inspired by one user's early impression of a recent addition to the ED community. </nowiki>
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{| class="notice metadata" id="vandalprotect" style="background-color:#FFCCCC; border:1px solid #333333; padding: 5px;"
| [[File:Goatsethumb.gif|65px|Hello!]]
| align="center"|This [[article]] is about as appealing as [[Goatse]]. '''Plz [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} Wikify this Article]''' by adding [[categories]], [[Special:Upload|thumbnail images]], [[links]] to other articles (relevant ones), appropriate [[templates]], and correct [[wiki]] formatting. You can check out the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Style Guide|Style Guide]] for more information or jump on [irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/wiki #Wiki] if you need help editing.
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{{ytplus|Gangnam Style|<youtube>9bZkp7q19f0</youtube>|oppuh gangnam style}}
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<nowiki>Produces an embedded YouTube video with a title and trailing quotation. Extremely useful and extremely underutilized.
Usage: {{ytplus|Title|<youtube>-viDe_0</youtube>|Quotation|Quote author (optional) |Quote source (optional)}} </nowiki>
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== Unused ==

See [[Special:UnusedTemplates]]. These are usually unused for a reason '''-- don't add these unless you know what you're doing. Seriously. '''

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Category:Series Templates

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If you see an embedded list in a series template, {{bigred|fucking remove it}}. Embedded lists bloat an article's "whatlinkshere" and cause general chaos for maintenance. Nobody cares about or uses those lists, they're a relic of the decline of the [[ED:History|Girlvinyl era]] when she was using ED as a prototype for [[OhInternet]]. Conveniently, series templates add categories to articles, which happen to also be lists, except they're ones we don't have to manually update. Great! So convert embedded lists to just be links to the series category they belong to.

[[Category:Series]]
[[Category:Templates|Series Templates]]

Category:Portals

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Portals are links to popular hubs of content.
{{:Main_Page/Portals}}

[[Category:Main]]
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Category:Notice Templates

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[[Category:Templates]]

Category:Navigation Templates

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Templates for people or topics that have so many articles about them they require their own template to navigate between them.

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Category:Maintenance Templates

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[[Category:Maintenance|!]]
[[Category:Templates]]

Category:Link Templates

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To find pages needing link templates use [[Special:LinkSearch]], examples:

* [[Special:LinkSearch/https://*.youtube.com]]
* [[Special:LinkSearch/https://archive.is]]

[[Category:Templates|Link Templates]]

Category:Infobox Templates

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Category:Formatting Templates

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Templates to help accentuate and organize text.

Probably the most popular of these is {{template|clear}}, which forces a paragraph space between content that would otherwise wrap together.

[[Category:Templates]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica

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{{infobox Company|company_name=Encyclopædia Dramatica|company_logo=[[Image:ED-logo.png|350px]]|company_type=Reference/Wiki|foundation=December 2004|Previous URL=encyclopediadramatica.com|Current Domain=encyclopediadramatica.gay|location=[[OTI]]|key_people=[[Anonymous]], [[Internet|The Internet]], [[You]]|motto=''In lulz we trust''|industry=[[Drama]] documentation|products=[[Lulz]]|revenue=[[Facepalm|OVER 9000!!!!]] Lulz annually |homepage=[[Main Page|here]]}}
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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/ encyclopediadramatica.win]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.gay/Main_Page fake and .gay]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

[[File:WorldTour.png|right|150px]]

Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
<center>[[File:Encyclopediadramatica.comEDy-oL23uWMqCXY.mp4|480px]]</center>
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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Geoshea

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{{spoiler|GEOSHEA'S STINKING BENT DUCK MICROWANG IS ONLY 3 INCHES LONG AND HE GOT EXPOSED FOR GROOMING KBOS WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A GROOMER HERSELF}}
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{{Ibhead|Gabriel Garcia}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|29th November 2000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Pennsylvania]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Spic]] (Ethnically) [[White devil]] (Racially) }}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|Male}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Bisexual]] [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|MinionsYesCarrieUnderwoodNo ToonLinkMinions11 ArielFan2000 Geosworld2012 SomeInsaneDude563}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Getting his sex slaves to defend him and grooming kids in his <s>grooming chamber</s> server}}
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'''Geoshea''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Shea Garcia-Delapava'''{{jew}}) is a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old [[pedophile]] who is known as the creator of the [[Greeny Phatom|Greenyfag]] series ''Geo's World'', the ''[[Pooh's Adventures]]'' reskin known as ''MYCUN'', a wiki infested with tons of shittypastas known as [[Retard|Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki]], and his "wiki" full of Universal ripoffs known as [[Shit|Ficreation]].

Gabriel is a former Greenyfag turned pedophile and is a [[Pussy|thin-skinned]], [[Retard|retarded]], [[Pervert|perverted]], [[LOL|fictiophillic]], and [[autistic]] [[manchild]] who sent death threats to people he hated, such as [[Shit no one cares about|Carrie Underwood]] for example. He used slurs like [[faggot]] a few times when he was mad on YouTube despite [[Hypocrite|calling it homophobic afterwards]]. He frequently [[tard rage|tard raged]] out at other people's opinions that he didn't like. He is extremely sensitive and a massive [[pussy]], going to the point he warned Rainstorm all because he said "gaycha" and went as far as to ban 3 shitlords all for offensive memes and posting them in unrelated channels without warning. He once went as far as to purge about 50 messages in the copypasta channel on KBOS' Crazy Town of Weirdness all because he missed out in an act out of pure selfishness. This fucktard also allowed another [[pedophile]] [[faggot]] known as [[Darren Pipster]] in his server, that Pip Pip retard groomed a bunch of underaged minors together with his partners Danny The Irrefutable and French Fry Animations.

He once online dated and groomed a female minor when she was [[13-year-old|13]] (as Geo was 16-17 at the time) and did many inappropriate things to her, such as [[sick fuck|sending her a picture of his semen, participating in erotic roleplays with her frequently, and the most disturbing one of them all - masturbating to her in a voice chat, which traumatized her]]. Another pedophilic fucktarded thing he did was when he drew [[CP|child porn]] of several underaged characters both copyrighted and original back in the Summer of [[2019]], but some questionable art he made that surfaced dated all the way back to [[2013]]. He claims to regret doing CP, but his behavior towards the girl he groomed contradicts this statement, as he complains and whines when exposed due to being oversensitive to the truth. He also blamed the child porn incident and other atrocities he committed on her. [[Truth|Overall, he pisses most users off and is not to be trusted, especially around minors.]] Given how this manchild has a long history of [[faggotry]] on the internets, it is no surprise he finally has a page here.

== Geoshea's so-called "Art" ==
[[File:Pedoshea's Room.jpg|thumb|Pedoshea's [[Battlestation]]]]
Geoshea claims that he is a [[Lol nope|talented]] and [[Shit|professional]] artist who is [[Bullshit|able to use a wide variety of software and can draw cgi, traditional art as well as digital "art"]] but this is far from the [[truth]]. Despite being a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old [[manchild]], he can't draw for shit and people much younger than him have been noted to draw much better-looking artworks than he is able to. His art looks weird, ugly, wonky and as for his "cgi" artworks, they're fucking creepy. This fucking [[liar]] claims he can make [[CGI]] artworks, yet his "CGI" artworks are nothing more than his digitalized art put under some photoshop filters made with zero effort. His art has zero consistency too, as not only are they a weird blend of [[photoshop]], [[MSPaint]], pencil drawings and more, but they've gotten worse. Geoshea's Child Porn drawings from 2019 are crude, ugly and made in MS Paint while his wannabe CGI artworks from [[2015]] were at least kinda-passable, though they look particularly shitty in a way.

=== Geoshea's Ideas, Fanon and Ficreation ===
Ficreation is a wiki created by Geoshea that is completely [[useless]] and a massive waste of time. It is nothing but a severely autistic hellhole run by a collection of the same twenty little speds all collectively jacking off on Mommy or Daddy's computer while engrossing themselves in whatever the fuck their tiny and diminutive braincells can come up with, which is all a bunch of useless whackshit. Some of the mentally retarded ideas Pedoshea could come up with include:

* '''Paradoria''' - Some shitty [[Frozen]] ripoff starring Princess Keena and her husbando.

* '''Compueropolis''' - This garbage film is extremely generic and its about some random dude who has a love for [[computers]]. He is sucked into the computer world and has to defeat evil viruses or hackers and blah blah blah.

* '''Magina''' - The main character's name rhymes with [[Vagina]] and is a witch of sorts that falls in love with some dude wanting to be a pilgrim to hunt down witches.

* '''Ama and the Mysterious Crystal''' - Its about some [[bitch]] named [[Allah|Ama]] who steals crystals and has to use them to defeat an evil witch.

* '''Zina Supermoon''' - By far one of Groomershea's most retarded and mind-numbing ideas, its about some human female raised by aliens called [[WTF|Vooruians]] in a planet called Voorus after her home planet Earth was invaded and destroyed by a race of evil aliens called [[Goatse|Aurks]]. Apparently she is the only one that can stop the Aurks or whatever the fuck they're called from stealing the Voorians' energy to prevent herself from being erased from existence.

Some people have decided to take the liberty to vandalize, ruin and make Geoshea's shitty movie posters so bad they'll turn actually good in a way! Enjoy!
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File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 1.png|Legalizing both [[weed]] and [[autism]].
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 2.png|[[Vagina]], [[Penis]], [[Blackface]].
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 3.png|[[Niggers]] Are Monsters!!!
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 4.png|Time to blackface teh internetz!
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 5.png|'''ERADICATE EVERY SINGLE NIGGER'''
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File:NIGGER lol.png|NIGGER lol
File:Dusk and Dawn Ruined.png|[[George Floyd|They can't breathe.]]
File:Dusk and Dawn 2 Ruined.jpg|They can't BREEEEEEF again.
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 6.png|Drink piss, faggot.
File:Blackedfaced Geoshea Character.png|One of the shitty Zina Supermoon characters made better.
File:Blackfaced Zina Supermoon.png|Zina Supermoon looking much better!
File:FanonPedo's Porn Ruined.png|A worthy improvement.
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 7.jpg|'''CUM RAINING FROM ABOVE'''
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 9.jpg|KYS
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== Fuckbuddies and Enemies ==
Here is a list of all the people Geoshea got involved in, including all his friends, enemies, neutral [[faggot|faggots]] and much more. Ever since Geoshea got doxxed and deplatformed, which caused his reputation to become second to none, the vast majority of his friends together with <s>[[Engelbash]]</s> ([[Shit no one cares about|Engel got cut off from the Funvasion crew]]) and Ultriax's Funvasion Community joined forces together and created a second Anti-Ficreation Alliance.

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=== Pedoshea's Death Cult ===
[[File:Mr. Electric Sneeze.gif|thumb|An accurate depiction of most Ficreatards when their pedophile overlord gets trolled and exposed yet again.]]
* {{twitter|OllyworldS|Ollyworld_Shaun}} - Some severely [[autistic]] [[pedophile]] apologist from [[New York|Queens, New York]] that thinks KBOS is the spawn of [[Satan]] who somehow has a gazillion of goons and can hack wikis, websites, spoof/steal IPs and other more retarded shit born form the depths of his smooth brain and fucked-up mind. When Pedoshea got doxxed, Ollyworld_Shaun went berserk and begun threatening to dox others as well as sending obvious spy accounts to various servers in a fit of rage (despite getting snuffed out fast). He also joined the ED Discord and begun rambling like a madman in an effort to get his lord and savior FanonPedo's page taken down. He also went to Twatter and got ratio'd extremely hard there.

* {{yt|u|Damien23211|Damien Tran/Damienangrybirds}} - Some [[Vietnam|Vietnamese]] asspie who is best known for being the very sped that came up with his own edition of [[Bruh]], best known as '''[[WTF|HURB]]'''. Its basically "Bruh" but reversed, pretty explaining how much of a lazy fuck Damien is. Another example of his uncreativity would be the fact he still uses the same mind-numbingly retarded [[Powerpuff Girls]] pfp made from the character creator, just showing how much of a lazy, untalented and uncreative hack that [[Azn]] [[faggot]] is.

* <s>{{yt|c|UCTunsCd7try66gdRO7YiaVA|Michael The Movie Guy 2K1/Mike P}} - A 19-year-old [[manchild]] who does nothing but sing shitty songs in his lispy [[autistic]] voice and spends his dumb days whacking off to some anime known as [[WTF|Pretty Cure]] which is clearly for babies due to how shitty and retarded it is. When KBOS, Rainstorm, YakkoUsagi and Hookuai BTFO him at a bunch of various servers, he [[rage|tard raged]] like the sped he is and went on an autistic rant explaining how [[shit no one cares about|Pretty Cure isn't for babies and that KBOS "somehow" groomed Geoshea, despite being the clear victim and younger here]]. He also sperged over Portrock sending him "Hey you, did you know that you suck" claiming he started it when he didn't even make the Tankman meme to begin with.</s> No longer exists

* {{yt|u|TuanBaoDoratom|Hyunh Tuan Bao}} - A 16-year-old Vietnamese user who [[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/images/e/eb/TuanBao_and_Malachi_Rage.png|was once caught saying the n-word uncensored]] on the Geo G. wiki and [[https://supremeentertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:I_blew_up?threadId=4400000000000029843 repeatedly harassed]] [[https://nicthic.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Pip2010?threadId=4400000000000030940 other users on random wikis]] after The789Guy blocked him for ban evasion. After being caught posting child pornography on Discord, Geoshea and his friends went full pedo apologist and tried to call it an "accident", only for Doratom to continue posting child porn outside of the server, leading to Geo and his friends banning him. Currently exists on YouTube, posting shitty animations every now and again.

* {{twitter|wishfulwisteria|wishfulwisteria/pmpkunhunii}} - What can be called the [[retard]] of retards. This 14-year-old sheboon is unbelievably unintelligent, defended Geoshea to the end and even [[Facepalm|called KBOS a pedophile even though she is the younger one in the abusive relationship]]. Her reasoning for that was because Geoshea called her the “better girl”, which pretty much shows how much of an egoistical fucktard she truly is.

=== Former Friends and Allies ===
{{spoiler|ALL THESE PEOPLE LEFT GEOSHEA'S SIDE AND NOW THINK HE IS A PEDO AFTER HE GOT DOXXED AND DEPLATFORMED}}
[[File:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|Daily routine.]]
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|Geoshea and his closet butt-buddies in their secret Discord chambers.]]
[[File:Yourdesk.jpg|thumb|Average [[battlestation]] of a Ficreation user.]]
[[Image:Donvito.gif|thumb|right|180px|How Ficreatards communicate to others of their kind.]]
* {{yt|c|UCvh_qU5EmHDZxQyoxowTxIQ|Peach Fan Media}} - Known also as [[Faggot|CockFan]] or [[Cuck|CuckFan]], Chuck is a 20-year-old manchild from [[Mexico|San Jose]], [[California]] who does nothing but make shitty videos all day and drive everyone insane with his faggy, lispy, [[autistic]] and retarded voice. He is a major Geoshea simp and will always defend him no matter what like the truly retarded cocksucker he truly is, thus living up to his nicknames as not only does he simp for a male pedophile who has a 3-inch wang, but Geoshea is a cuck as well.

* {{yt|c|UCvS_2_BLuHY0DZwb94aPy5w|GoYT}} - Its been rumored that the first 3 letters of his name stand for [[goyim|GoY]], which is what [[Kikes]] hate and basically what isn't them. Other than that, he is a massive Geoshea simp who has an obsession with his own [[Sonichu]]-esque fusion of both [[Shrek]] and Verne the [[Turtle]] that he basically uses as a profile picture almost everyday and across all his social media.

* {{yt|c|UCh1UHzJFLLgbgEqIbbC1XjA|Thefunstreamer}} - A tryhard "mature" loser who tries to be [[edgy]] with his [[The Lion King|Scar]] profile icon that he uses all the fucking time. This faggot has gotten banned from a few servers after they called him out for defending the [[pedophile|pedophilic]] child [[shit|groomer]] Geoshit really was, but the dumbass still kept to sucking Pedoshea's [[Micropenis|3-inch-penis]]. Fucking [[retard]].

* {{yt|c|UCgUXDXi2HpfcP4ZXwgLfW4w|FineLime/Noggin Master/TheNogginFanatic}} - A 15-year-old [[pansexual]] [[nigger]] [[faggot]] from [[Soviet Canuckistan]] that jacks off to children's cartoons such as ''Yo Gabba Gabba, Noggin, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, Sprout, Fanboy and Chum Chum'', and ''The Wiggies''. His nicknames include: FishLick, FuckLick, FuckLime, FishLime, Noggin Pedo, Child Porn Master and TheNogginPedo. He used to be affiliated with Engel and his goons, till the fucktard suddenly decided that simping for Geoshea was better and begun feeding Geoshea information. This caused the EngelGang to rain hellfire upon that fucking nigger, and now he spends all day sticking to what little he has left: Pedoshea.

* {{yt|c|UC7VpZaAeELPeAkMwJFn2rAg|TheAbnormalWaker817}} - Some random asspie [[autist]] tardlet from [[Virginia|York County, Virginia]] who just makes a bunch of cow shit artworks every now and then. He doesn't do much and is pretty [[useless]].

* {{twitter|LewmioA|Lewmio/Lenny/Geodesi}} - Used to be one of Geo's enemies, till he went full pedo apologist and joined his side after he got kicked out. What did he do? He treated Ky and [[Keegan Salisbury|xomdjl_]] like fucking shit and would complain nonstop while ignoring everyone else. Now that his former friends hated him, he had no choice but to crawl back to Pedoshea like a massive pussy. Also he hates Madness Combat as apparently the fandom treated him like [[bullshit|shit]].

* {{yt|c|UCDSSnK0dVZwORRnXJAXA_4g|MegaToon1234}} - Retarded pervert who thirsts over random fictional [[women|female]] characters all day with some being [[Pedo|underaged]].

* '''[[Retard|Kenneth Pitt]]''' - Some dumbfuck who simply asks questions all day while doing [[nothing of value]] and talking about [[shit no one cares about]].

* {{yt|c|UC8TYeLBJ6HnacVF1CLy8KUQ|Omar-OWE Channel/Omar Guardado}} - Someone from [[Illinois|Elgin, Illinois]] who talks in shitty broken [[English]], probably because of him being a [[spic]] and tard rages whenever he doesn't get his way or when the Anti-Ficreation Alliance gives Geoshea a well-deserved whopping. '''FUN FACT:''' He is also a [[Reception Wikis|reception wiki]] user, possibly explaining how he is that braindead. '''ANOTHER FUN FACT:''' He lives in the same American state as [[Keegan Salisbury]].

* {{yt|c|UCldoQsnG3kFIUp-UEshaBrg|OisinFan62}} - A dim-witted [[13-year-old]] [[Irish]] [[autist]] who is unusually childish for his age, even for a fucking asspie. This tard frequently rages in [[ALL CAPS|all caps]] and has an annoying obsession with [[Sailor Moon]]. When banned from numerous servers because he wouldn’t stop supporting Geoshea, he didn’t take a hint and instead doubled down. What a fucking [[retard]].

* {{yt|c|UCMzVJHXAFb48__7uzEcDr3A|CuhzLoCC}} - A massive, hypocritical pest [[Filipino|fig]][[nigger|ger]] who has a very bad case of [[Autism]] and [[Retard|Mental Retardation]]. He has an irritating obsession with [[GTA]] and the [[Boondocks]] and would constantly create new hashtags and add emoji reactions, even to unrelated or minor messages. His grammar is [[shit]], he overuses slurs like some kind of try-hard pindick faggot gangster and is way too clueless for his own good. He also sends death threats, can't take a single ounce of [[constructive criticism]], rages like a boiler, and is always being an [[attention whore]].

* {{yt|c|UC4sd3RBu3vIYWxiVxNWT5oA|Cappy Is Cool}} - A [[faggot]] [[manchild]] suffering from an acute and severe case of [[Ass Burgers]] who stans Cappy from [[Mario]] 24/7.

* {{yt|c|UCmgi9bE34C1xqPDDO--5s7g|melzena}} - One of Geoshea's simps, didn't really do much other than coping and seething over Geoshea's enemies best known as the Anti-Ficreation Alliance.

* <s>{{yt|u|KILLERCREED|Killer Creed/AussieTiger}} - When Geoshea the faggot watched this disgusting child groomer's videos, he went on an autistic rampage and blacklisted Space Voyager 1701 just for annoying him. He also then proceeded to block Bloodshot Studios and blacklist him all because he enjoyed watching adult content, which is pretty much something Geoshea hates due to being a [[pedophile]] and [[manchild]]. But back on Killer (Pedo) Creed, this [[pedophile]] groomed minors just like Geoshea did and is now attacking randos on YouTube accusing them of being pedophiles to cover up his own degeneracy, similarly to how Pedoshea attacks and harasses children and smart people to prevent others from knowing that he is a pedophile.</s> no longer active.

* '''tekstamembrain''' - A genderfluid user from Ireland who frequently complained about how nobody cared about his ideas. Was consistently rude to various users, and whiteknighted the aforementioned TuanBaoDoratom and [[Invader Zim|Gazlene]], the latter of which was caught saying the n-word on a server; membrain simply told her why it was wrong to say that word as opposed to ditching the bitch. After Geoshea was ousted, membrain deleted all his social media, save for his discord.

* '''YungAcidRain''' - one of membrain's ''other'' whiteknights, this Canadian fuck repeatedly got into fights with various users on discord for the smallest of sights. He infamously attacked the film ''Cuties'' in the summer of 2020 akin to an obsession, and "apologized" to The789Guy after spending most of his time being rude to him. Left KBOS' server after the Geoshea controversy started, and was last seen threating Frostio death if he found out he was friends with The789Guy (after discovering that 789 made a villain tupperbot for Engelbash's villain roleplays).

=== Enemies ===
{{Main|Geoshea/Enemies}}

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[[File:Geoshea Fucking Dies.png|thumb|SHIT NIGGER]]

== Trolling and Criticism ==
{{quote|man i wish i had a calmer, healthy hatedom, and not a godawful, toxic one. I FUCKING HATE DRAMA SO FUCKING MUCH THANKS TO KBOS, ENGEL AND THEIR FUCKING GOONS!!!|Geoshea tard raging after a well-deserved raid}}
Like most people suffering from severe cases of [[Ass Burgers|assburgers]], Geoshea is completely and utterly unable to take any form of criticism at all, even [[constructive criticism]]. This faggot is extremely afraid to face his past as a Child Porn Fan, being the massive [[pussy]] he is. Even though he claims he has matured and improved, he still can't take any amount of criticism in the slightest. He goes batshit at the drop of the hat, hurls death threats at everyone who even so remotely dares criticise him, his retarded friends and equally retarded wikis and ideas, and wants to live in a [[hugbox]] where no more BIG MEANIE BULLIEZ!!!1 could call him "Pedoshea" any longer, especially not those pesky Portrocks, Chesspieces, and Hookuais!

=== How To Troll Geoshea ===
[[File:Geo Simps.jpg|thumb|Geoshea's retarded simps getting butthurt over their pedo king getting what he deserves]]
* Spam him the link to his Rule 34/Paheal account.
* Call him a [[nigger]], [[spic]] or any other offensive term.
* Post offensive memes, they give him [[LOL|PTSD]].
* Dislike bomb and raid his [[YouTube]] videos.
* Go on his Rule 34 artworks to call him a pedophile.
* Insult him in any way possible.
* Vandalize his shitty art, preferably blackfacing them and adding [[racist]] shit in them.
* Add him to group DMs together with Engelbash or KBOS, which will give him a nervous breakdown.
* Mock Autism (he has it).
* Be slightly offensive in any way possible, he's PC and sanitized to hide his Child Porn.
* Tell him that he's not the victim at all
* Mock his shitty fetishes and call him a [[sick fuck]].
* Reveal his secret bondage fetish in front of everyone.
* Raid his [[Discord]] servers and spam evidence against him via @everyone pings.
* Spam gore or other politically-incorrect shit.
* Shittalk him on [[Twitter]] and make callouts of him there so he can get cancelled.
* Inform him that the past is only past the past for things like robbery, drug dealing, etc and not for crimes like pedophilia.
* Brag about never liking CP and rub it in his face.
* Tell him to get deported.
* Call his waifus ahd husbandos ugly.
* Make fun of him being 20 years old and yet lives with his parents with no job.
* Be sincere in general; he thinks the truth always hurts.
* Criticize his hypocrisy of not allowing others to bring up his past but does it to his enemies.
* Trash his rant video on KBOS.
* Reveal that he's an illegal immigrant (if only that was true).

=== Salty Tears ===
Here is a hilarious gallery of Geoshea, his '''FORMER'''fuckbuddies and sex slaves bawling their eyes out after lots of well-deserved criticism that is also [[constructive criticism]] at times! Warning: You will cringe of retardness.
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File:GeoRage1.png|[[Pingas|MikeP suicide baiting as usual I see?]]
File:GeoRage2.png|[[Tard rage]] over being exposed.
File:GeoRage3.png|Mike gets rightfully BTFO in the Holocord server and proceeds to whine like a [[manchild]].
File:GeoRage4.png|[[Nerd rage]] over well-deserved dislike bombs.
File:GeoRage5.png|Disliking an anti-Geoshea video, fucking [[Hypocrite|hypocrites]].
File:GeoRage6.png|Their new autistic, satanic chant.
File:GeoRage7.png|Overdramatic buffoon.
File:GeoRage8.png|Geoshea is upset that the bot is offline when he can have better shit to do.
File:GeoRage9.png|Mike starts whining again after a well-deserved whopping from Grimagikoopa.
File:GeoRage10.png|Engel is particularly good at making Geonigger wince.
File:GeoRage11.png|How can our tough comrade be a pedo without evidence, you dumbass simp?
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== Geoshea Joins The Internet ==
[[File:Geo's World.png|thumb|Imagine [[Greeny Phatom]], but far worse.]]
[[File:Geo TV.jpg|thumb|left|One of Geoshea's mentally retarded creations, featuring the one and only Geo Guy.]]
This faggot's legacy started all the way back in December 14th, [[2010]] where he joined YouTube as the user "geoshea1000100" where he was inspired by various retarded shit like the cartoons he would jack off too 24/7 as a kid and a shitty webseries known as [[Greeny Phatom]]. He created an extremely cringeworthy series known as Geo's World, which was basically Greeny Phatom but [[LOL|WORSE]]. Sooner or later in 2011, [[Fox|FOX]] would terminate that freak's old YT account with a well-deserved [[copyright]] strike. Gabriel would later go on to cope, seethe and then make a new account titled: 2000geoshea. However, that won't be his last account.

One day, the fucker decided to stupidly reveal his password for some reason somehow, and then his enemy known as '''Ulises Tobar/u231000''', the creator of ''Gree City'', which is mostly likely another obscure as fuck webseries or one of the many Greeny Phatom clones; to hack his accounts. Geoshea claimed that Ulises stole and copied his content, though it is very likely that its mostly the opposite happening, considering how much of an unoriginal fuck Gabriel really is. He steals plot elements 24/7 and can barely come up with remotely-passable concepts. Ulises then destroyed the entire channel of godforsaken autism. The butthurt Geoshea got so pissmad that he made a new channel: geosworld2011 on 22nd July 2011. Funnily enough, Gabriel may have been [[retard|retarded]] enough to use the [[facepalm|same password]] for his new account, which then got hacked by Ulises yet again. The channel got [[BTFO]] and Gabriel cried a thousand tears in his impotent autistic rage. Geo than made a new account: geosworld2012, which he still uses to this very day.

Upon the creation of his new channel, Gabriel started to take a growing interest in Go!Animate/[[Vyond]], user/reaction/opinion videos and more. He later grew to regret that as they were extremely horribly-made. That dumbfuck would later go on and start autistic slapfights with the creator of Earthy's World and frequently participated in wiki edit wars at the Greeny Phatom Wiki. This faggot cannot take any criticism at all (and still doesn't to this very day) and fought a shitton of people over petty shit like their opinions on whatever is the latest autistic rubbish [[Dreamworks]] or [[Disney]] churns out. He attacked a user named OfficerShrek2013 over his opinion on Wreck-It Ralph, which is such a retarded move.
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== Carrie Underwood and Creepypasta Games ==
<center>[[File:GabrielREEEEEing.png|650px]]</center>
[[File:The Geo Team.png|thumb|Geoshea's autistic fantasies all put into a single cartoon team.]]
[[File:GeosheaMinionsCringe.png|thumb|left|Minions.exe in all its glory.]]
Starting from 2013, the year Geoshit turns [[13-year-old boy|13-years-old]] and is no longer a fucking [[kid]] was the year when his [[autism]] got more severe and he begun developing a massive hateboner for the singer Carrie Underwood, and will start fantasizing about hate fucking her 24/7 and thinking she makes shitty music, when he [[Dumbass|actually didn't even listen to her music at all]]. That [[fat]] faggot went insane and begun spamming her, her fans and many more people who had committed the treacherous sin of "disagreeing with Gabriel Shea Garcia-Delapava" with a shitload of death threats. [[Hypocrite|When he grew up, Geoshea now likes her songs and is kind of a fan of her.]] Geoshea gets more and more autistic every year, so in 2014 he decided to do something even crazier... Behold, ''Minions.exe''.

Gabriel found some cheap software known as ''"Game Maker"'' and begun making a bunch of poorly made [[creepypasta]] games, including his most popular and infamous one: ''Minions.exe''. When he posted it online, not only did he get lots of views, but there were shitloads of mean comments as well. The hate comments traumatized Geo so much that he deleted fucking everything and now gets severe PTSD from the crappy games he created. Soon enough, he created something called ''The Geo Team'', which was basically him together with his favorite cartoon characters going on whatever bizarre adventure he can come up with using his only 5 braincells.
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== MYCUN ==
[[File:Gabriel Garza Movie.png|thumb|[[Ass Burgers]]]]
In 2015, Geoshit would go on to create his own bizarre [[Pooh's Adventures]] wannabe known as MYCUN or better yet as [[Cunt|MYCUNT]] or [[Cum|MYCUM]] and it stands for [[Autism|MinionsYesCarrieUnderwoodNo]]. This autistic abomination is a horror beyond words, a freakazoidic fucking freakshow of epic proportions all solely fueled by massive canisters of sheer severe autism provided by some raging sped who has been watching too many fucking cartoons. It is Geoshea's ultimate power fantasy, a self-insert fantasy he most likely created while high on a combination of [[weed]], [[opioids]], [[drugs]] and more along with drinking at least 6 entire cans of Duff Beer from [[The Simpsons]]. All of his hateboners, loveboners, waifus, husbandos, fantasies, idiotic stolen plots, whatever retarded shit causes him to elicit a slight smile or get his dopamine brain cells pumping out all these endorphins is in it.

This is an (ungodly massive) crossover between ''[[The Legend of Zelda]], [[Planet of the Apes]], [[Despicable Me]], Coraline Jones, Hoodwinked!, [[South Park]], [[The Simpsons]]'' and many more TV Shows, web series and movies Geoshea whacks off his 3-inch microdick too along with his own shitty fanmade ideas and himself as a blatant self-insert. With stolen plot elements, lackluster, and [[shit|bland]] art, it is no surprise that this unoriginal trilogy got severely panned and made fun of.

{{cg|'''Sheer, Unfiltered Autism'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:MYCUN the Movie.jpg|[[South Park]] movie's blatant ripoff.
File:Legend of MYCUN.jpg|50% more [[Planet of the Apes]], this film is also a ripoff as well!
File:Japanazi MYCUN.jpg|[[Japanese|OMAE WA MOE SHINDEIRU, '''NANI!?!?''']]
File:MYCUN 2.png|[[No|Totally no pedo buttsecks amirite?]]
File:MYCUN Video Game.jpg|Now on [[XBox]]! 50% off!
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== Geoshea's Waifus (And Husbandos) ==
[[File:Pedoshea Teodora.png|thumb||[[Sick fuck]]]]
[[File:Geoshea Wants Privacy.jpg|thumb|Pedoshea wants to fap to his underaged soulmates in peace, too bad the [[FBI]] knows.]]
Geoshea has a wide assortment of cartoon characters that he's gotten his 3-inch microwang erect too, with most of them being [[Pedo|underaged]]. These characters include Teodora from Legend Quest (13-years-old), Claire Nunez from Trollhunters (17-years-old), and the 14-year-old Hiro Hamada from Big Hero Six. There will be a full list of his waifus and husbandos below and be warned, [[Pedo|most are underaged.]]

* '''Sisu from Raya and the Last Dragon''' - Geoshea's current and new mascot. While its likely that she is an adult, there is no doubt Geo may want to fuck her [[zoophile|dragon form]] due to him drawing porn of a mammal and some lizard in the past. In fact, he probably gets off to the idea of her switching between her forms during sex like the satanic hellspawn wretch he is!

* '''Claire Nunez from Trollhunters''' - a 17-year-old girl who looks like a young teen, but these are the kinds of people Pedoshea loves jacking off to.

* '''Ariel from The Little Mermaid''' - 16-years-old, and Geoshea used to have her as his main waifu for ages. He likes going on an obscure site ala [[Rule 34]] and would constantly post weird pictures of her in his Discord Server (more like a Grooming Cum Chamber), including [[sick fuck|images of her tied up, fucked up, cummed all over or other unspeakable fetishes]] only enjoyed by the craziest, kookiest of shut-in [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]].

* '''Hiro Hamada from Big Hero Six''' - When Big Hero Six came out, Geoshea got an autistic obsession with the character Hiro Hamada and would constantly draw fanart of him. Due to being a [[Bisexual]] faggot, Geo grew a huge boner for him and then drew him sucking on Bart Simpson's cock in 2019, which received very negative attention. Geoshea called it an overreaction to a "joke", but child porn is no joke, you fucking [[faggot]].

* '''Teodora from Legend Quest''' - A 13-year-old girl from a [[Spic]]-made show called Legend Quest that Geo has thirsted and lusted over for so many months. He is oblivious to the fact that she is only 13 and continues jacking off to her like a fucking freak. But wait, Geoshea is a [[pedophile]]!

* '''Addie McCallister from The Emoji Movie''' - The [[fatass]] [[faggot]] is very thirsty for her, to the point he made a film. It was supposedly a stand-alone spin-off of the shitty emoji movie. Now he is using that concept for a movie called Adventure Academy. The fucking freak posted a shitton of creepy Addie pics, and [[Sick fuck|a majority of the images had Addie bounded and gagged]], sometimes with her [[foot fetish|feet showing]]. This shows just how fucking sick, disgusting, pedophilic, and perverted FanonMaker, or more accurately FanonPedo really is.

* '''Marcella from Legend Quest''' - Geoshea's second Legend Quest waifu, most likely underaged just like Teodora.

* '''Violet Parr from [[Pixar|The Incredibles]]''' - Gabriel has a massive love for her and would constantly masturbate and jack off to her, often cumming all over the laptop screen whenever she is on-screen or when he is looking at CP of her. Violet is 13, but this doesn't phase Geoshit one bit and only makes him turn on more.

* '''Peni Parker from Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse''' - The loli from the Spiderman movie, despite the abundance of hot chicks like Gwen Stacey (she is 19), Geo instead chose the Loli due to being a [[pedophile]]. It's just like [[Ethan Davis]] all over again.

* '''Eilonwy''' - One of the women that make ChildPornMaker bust his fat nuts.

* '''Eris from Sinbad''' - Another one of the women FanonPedo enjoys whacking his 3-inch cock too.
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== 2019 Child Porn Drama ==
[[File:Fuck You Pedoshea!.png|thumb|[[Truth|Child Porn is no joke, you fucking]] [[faggot]]!]]
In 2019, Geoshea together with his fucktarded (now ex-friend) friend, B-Master '''([[Powerword]]: Andrew St. Germain)''' started jacking off towards their underaged waifus, most notably Violet Parr from The Incredibles. The two cummed so much it spattered accross their entire fucking rooms and they got so horny the started fantasizing about even more fucked up shit and wanted more underaged porn to jack off to, being the [[sick fuck]]s they are. Geoshea got sick in the head after jacking off to child porn several and bruising his nuts in the process. A few days later, this [[pedo]] [[faggot]] hatched a [[No|brilliant]] idea in his feeble mind: Draw child porn of Hiro Hamada, Bart Simpson, Violet Parr, some of his underaged OCs, then drawing porn of himself, [[Zoophile|two animals]], [[Sick fuck|Felonius Gru and the Minions from Despicable Me along with much more.]]

FanonPedo then posted them in his server and on Rule 34 Paheal, thinking that the people would love his cow shit drawings. When people responded, they called him a [[faggot]], mocked his pedophilic tendencies, trashed the comments sections and called his art trash, which is a [[fact]]. Eventually, Gabriel got called out, he dismissed it as a [[facepalm|joke]], despite CP being fucking illegal. The dumbfuck later threw his fellow pedophilic fucktard B-Master under the bus then tried framing KBOS, like the cowardly [[pussy]] he is. However, 7 people decided to raid one of Geoshea's first [[Discord]] servers, them being Logomax, Earthsam, EnzoTheGreatWare, Garrett Simmers, Gemaconda, Gary21115 and Geodesi/Lewmio/Lenny. They raided hell on that fucktard and utterly wrecked his server. However while the other 6 stayed awesome, Lewmio however decided to simp for Geo instead after he got into beef with the original gang for making fun of suicide, treating Ky like shit and wrongfully defaming Baby Lamb Creations. As they say, "birds of a feather" flock together, especially fucking tards.

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File:Pedoshea1.png|The comments to this shit were well-deserved.
File:Pedoshea2.png|Anyone who unironically jacks off to Minions porn and gets off to it shout be shot on sight, along with [[pedo|pedophiles]].
File:Pedoshea3.png|More sick fuck drawings Gabriel made, featuring his long-suffering husbando Hiro Hamada.
File:Pedoshea4.png|Shittily-drawn Paradoria porn featuring the two main characters.
File:Pedoshea5.png|People asked if [[Greeny Phatom]] porn would be made, Pedoshea was the answer.
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== Feud with Engelbash ==
[[File:EngelChildPornFan.png|center]]
In 2020, Geopedo met some [[Invader Zim]]-obsessed freakazoid known as ''Engelbash''. With the Fuckdestruction moderation being shit as usual, Engel would go on to make Geonigger's life hell and constantly get into drama. However FanonPedo has the memory of a goldfish, and would forgive Engel over and over again despite the fact that the bunny-raping bitch never learns. More information can be found on Engelbitch's page along with even more lulz and funny shit.

== Gabriel Garza VS Tyler Ross Black ==
Somewhere in late 2020, Geoshea would develop a massive hateboner against another [[autistic]] [[retard]] known as TylerTristar2IsBack, or Tyler Ross Black. However Tyler is better than sick fuck Pedoshea, as not only is Tyler not a pedophile, but at least he fucking stopped sending death threats and grew up like a normal human being would. The video got dislike-bombed shortly afterwards, which was well-deserved. Geo has now put "DISOWNED" on the video, like a pathetic fucking [[pussy]] [[faggot]].
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<youtube>https://youtu.be/sFn4BnXx6z8</youtube> '''Geoshea's pathetic smear video on Tyler, the original was deleted, but it has now been reuploaded by another user.'''
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== The Great Downfall of 2021 ==
[[File:Geoshea Gets Eaten By A Shark.png|thumb|This fucktarded [[faggot]] deserves it.]]
After Geoshea's old smart right-hand man left together with the people he bought along to the shitty Ficreation Wiki and Server (and realizing that simping Geoshea was wrong), things started going to hell for Geoshea, especially after he banned 3 massive shitlords known as '''Rainstorm1650, Landon/Spongetanious/YakkoUsagi and Hookuai/Hookuaie Funnimanne''' that gave his retarded friends [[LOL|well-deserved whoppings, trollings and beatdowns.]] When the 3 got banned for turning Fuckdestruction into a better dank meme pit full of politically-incorrect humour, they got fucking pissed and they then proceeded to expose his pedophiliac and nasty behaviors. Landon raided the wiki while Rainstorm and Hookuai begun hunting down his retarded friends on Discord while talking shit about him.

In May, a mysterious [[Switzerland|Swiss-German]] known as Sexton 420 begun making Geo’s life hell by sending him threats, spying and stalking him in his <s>grooming chamber</s> server and more. He then reported Geo to the cops, which caused the fat faggot to get so miserable that he closed down two of his shitty servers (grooming chambers soaked in cum) only to delete this third one after Engelbash somehow snuck into it to mass ping every pedo apologist in the server HARD. Geoshea later made a 4th server, and later lived in peace for a while in June, but this was ultimately false hope. The Anti-Ficreation ballooned in size and has now reached up to 200 active members, 500 allies/Geoshea Haters and 1000 to 2000 indirect allies while getting new friends such as hackers, very talented raiders/moles that could rack up thousands of pings within a few hours and more. The First and Second Ficreation Wars were long and tough, but ever since the Third War (7th July [[2021]]), they found out TheVideoKid112 doxxed Geoshit and decided to spread the dox in order to fuck FanonPedo hard.
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== Geoshea's Dox ==
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{|
| [[File:Geoshea's address.png|thumb|You can thank {{yt|c|UCSFeri6RT0U87ZuAGbM38oA|The Video Kid}} for leaking it!]] || [[File:Geoshea's house.png|thumb|The house where this pedo lives in.]] || [[File:Geoshea's street.png|thumb|The precise spot where his house is since all suburb houses are the same.]]
|}
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<center>'''From small skirmishes in April to absolute doxxings in July, its no surprise Geoshit has fell HARD.'''</center>

== Gallery ==
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File:GeoFaggot.png|BUT I WANNA EXPOSE TYLERFAGGOT!!!1
File:Pedoshea Dick Size.png|Pedoshea has a microcock.
File:Admitted To Grooming.png|Groomer comes clean.
File:GeosheaCommentsSection.png|Some well-deserved comments to his shitty videos.
File:What the say about Geoshea.png|[[NO|More lovely fan comments!]]
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== Tired of your dead-end job on Fuckdestruction? ==
[[File:Majima Corp ad.jpg|thumb|center|Join the Majima Corporation today instead to build shit. You even get paid for it and exercise your own fatass.]]

== Trivia ==
[[File:TuanBao and Malachi Rage.png|thumb|An average day at the Geo G. Wiki, one of Geoshea's many shitty wikis that he created over many years.]]
* Geoshea's penis is only 3 inches long, the same size as [[GalaxyRailways2199]] after it (Alex) took the HRT that shrunk it's penis.
* He is fat, gay and will [[Dying alone|die alone]].
* Geoshea is legally considered a pedophile as:
** He was 20 when he dated KBOS, when she was a fucking minor, keep in mind she's now a {{age|2004|03|24}}-year-old.
** He didn't do shit to block her and instead this fucking dumbass enjoyed his erotic roleplays with her.
** Most if not all his husbandos and waifus are underaged, especially Hiro Hamada and Violet Parr.
** Who in their right mind jacks off to Minions porn!?
* His father is a [[homophobe]], but despite that, he didn’t seem to notice about Geo’s [[Bisexual]] tendencies, and in addition to that, he’s an absolute moron as he thinks Kbos is a “40 year old man”, despite having no proof to back it up.
* Geo graduated from high school pretty late due to his [[autism]], now all he does is be a lonely shut-in that sits on his cum-stained computer all day so he can make shitty fanon wiki articles and also jack off to lolis.
* He speaks with a faggy, autistic lisp like Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes.
* He cries like an immature baby in a messy diaper very easily due to being a pussy.
* After Landon, Hookuai and Rainstorm ruined his life, Geoshea now gets severe panic attacks, autistic meltdowns and nervous breakdowns upon seeing offensive memes.
{{clear}}

== See Also ==
[[File:Pedoshea Meme.png|thumb|Sums this [[shit]] up well.]]
* [[Ass Burgers]]
* [[Bisexual]]
* [[Camhead]] - Similar people
* [[Cuck]]
* [[Cartoons]]
* [[Disney]]
* [[Dreamworks]]
* [[EDP445]] - The [[Black People|Basketball American]] version of Geoshea.
* [[Faggot]]
* [[Glitchlov]] - Acts the same as he did
* [[Engelbash]]
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded ass dumbfuck whose a soon to become pedophile/school shooter.
* [[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Nichols]] - A babyfaced crybaby who is the same age as him.
* [[HeyItsBowman]] - Pinoy-Canuck manchild who also did the same shit Geoshea did in 2018.
* [[Onision]] - His number one idol.
* [[Mar9122]] - Fellow pedophile sperg.
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[Pennsylvania]]
* [[Sick fuck]]
* [[Spic]]
* [[United States]]
* [[Wiki]]
* [[Zoophile]] - He drew porn of some mammal and a lizard, along with jacking off to the [[Madagascar]] characters.

== External Links ==
* <s>{{yt|u|2012geosworld|FanonMaker}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
* {{deviantart|geoshea}}
* {{reddit|GabrielGingo2019}}
* <s>{{twitter|geoshea2017}}</s> '''BALEETED''' {{wayback|http://twitter.com/geoshea2017|title=Archived}}
* {{steam|geoshea2000}}
* {{newgrounds|geosworld2011}}
* {{newgrounds|gabrielgarcia2017}}
* '''[https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Geoshea Miraheze Account]'''

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/ encyclopediadramatica.win]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page .com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''.wtf''', and '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.gay/Main_Page fake and .gay]'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

[[File:WorldTour.png|right|150px]]

Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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ItalianGuyFromNY

2024-08-25T15:07:14Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (5)

{{warning|the following article is NOT about a real person. IGFN is actor and has no feelings just like [[Ian Crossland]]}}
[[Image:IGFN.jpg|thumb|right|[[asking for it]] ]]
[[Image:Italianguyfromny lolz.jpg|right|frame|whoah scary]]
'''ItalianGuyFromNY''' (Buddy), is a dynamic [[YouTube Super Fag]]got [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MT5vKzrMM] that [[troll]]s video sharing sites for online pussy that he is unable to get [[IRL]]. Basically Buddy is renowned for making extremely shitty [[vlog]]s and videos that nobody gives a shit about, other than his puppet '''Hanz Dieter Ulrich'''. While the true intentions of ''Hanz Dieter Ulrich'' are unclear, it is evident that ItalianGuyFromNY is a over-sensitive [[drama]] [[fag|bottom]] feeding [[camwhore]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MT5vKzrMM]. If "[[you]]" know the true intentions of Buddy's drama escapades, please join [[ED]] and add to this article (or just contact [[anonymous]] anonymously here [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=IGFNYdoxdrop])

Buddy / Brian is also notable for [[drama]] involving participation in the womanizing of various [[fangirl]]s via live video stream on [[Stickam]].com [http://www.stickam.com/profile/mrpigglesworth], however he doesn't enjoy this as much as the considerable time he has spent getting [[win|nekkid]] for the very appreciate [[fag|Zipster08]].

==History==
[[Image:Italianguyfromny fagboi1.jpg|thumb|right|that least he's original...]]
From the very beginning, it was clear that Buddy was totally in love with himself (after all who isn't right? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu9JONpx6Rk]. While most argue his online relationship with [[camwhore|XgobobeanX]] (Jill) is extremely disturbing; most [[lol]]cows want to believe that Buddy makes shirtless videos for the [[lulz]] rather than for [[faggot]]ry. The truth is Buddy is married to some chick that lives in Germany, and he lives in his mother's basement. While most of his so-called "videos" remain "Embedding disabled by request", his history will be surely [[wiki]]fied for great justice.

==[[Deleting your Youtube Videos]]==
You don't have to have [[wiki]]-precognition to realize that [[Deleting your Youtube Videos]] is the [[final solution]] for '''ItalianGuyFromNY'''. As in the case with various videos in which he makes out with women that were not his wife, Buddy must hide the truth. While Buddy argues he made these videos for "acting purposes", no one but [[PigSlop]] is following the logic.

Currently most of videos are still available, however it is forecasted that a purge is coming in the not too distant future.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Marinebuttsecks.jpg|thumb|left|Marine buttsecks?]]
[[Image:Buddytat.jpg|thumb|right|Buddy's tats prove he is masculine M4M type of frat bro that totally digs Jesus Christ]]
*According to his YouTube profile "All videos are parodies. FAKE, Not real. I am an actor."
*Is [[not win|Completley Heterosexual]]
*Has a fetish for [[sock]] puppets and [[furries]]
*blames everything on 4chan
*Kevin [[Nalts]] fanboi
*is as Italian as [[Super Mario]]
*substitute temp teacher for "troubled" kids
*IGFN is the white version of [[DiGiTiLsOuL]]
 
{{rainbowsmall|BADA BING}}
 

=="To Dream Of Her"==
[[Image:Italianguyfromny 1 fagboi.jpg|thumb|right|[[LOL]] at first sight]]
[[Image:Buddy italianguyfromny.jpg|thumb|right|[[XxPrincessPunkxx|holy shite!]] plz adv ]]
Are you her ? Well who isn't. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvMa0kJsMM] If one watches '''IGFN''' [[TL;DW]] clips, obvious patterns of [[drama]] come to light. For example, Buddy enjoys creating personalized vlogs; the only problem is they aren't personalized at all. For example, the following is a [[trap]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uNHbJh42Is]!

Buddy prefers to reach out to lonely female [[vlog]]gers using a complex series of [[unrealistic expectations]]. He does this by creating the illusion of "caring through [[vlog]]". Basically, he establishes an [[anonymous]] front in which confesses how he plans to [[die alone]] unless the unsuspecting viewer drops their panties (in real time). He also usually goes on further to attempt an [[IRL]] hookup via "hugging it out in real life" as in the case with the various [[YouTube]] gatherings.

==EDiot Research==
While a full investigation is pending, [[ED]]iot research crack team has found strong evidence that shows ItalianGuyFromNY's wife is extremely fucking pissed off over the fact '''Hanz Dieter Ulrich''' fucked the shit outta XgogobeanX. While there is very little she can do from Germany, [[VK411]] promises she will keep a watchful eye over his [[attention whoring]].

Currently, his activities are filed under "boring [[jewtube]] [[anti-lulz]]" and pending a further review with [[420chan]]'s invasion squad [http://www.not420chan.com/i/res/86957.html#i86957].

==Gallery of Machoism==
<gallery>
Image:Italianguyfromny fagboi.jpg|'''Hanz Dieter Ulrich''' sock puppet, and ItalianGuyFromNY puppet lover
Image:Itglogo.jpg|easily confused with [[User:Drunkenlazybastard]]
</gallery>

==Quotes==
[[Image:Italianguyfromny fagboi11.jpg|thumb|right|anti-[[DanielSpengies]] ]]
[[Image:Italianguyballgrope.jpg|thumb|right|he wasn't allowed to participate in [[faggotry|"games"]] after this [[win|"incident"]]]]
{{quote|I'm literally God's gift to women|ItalianGuyFromNY}}
{{quote|So many hawt moms, so little time....|ItalianGuyFromNY}}
{{quote|All videos are parodies. FAKE, Not real. I am an actor.|IGFN}}

==Typical YouTube Clip==
[[Image:Buddy italianguyfromny youtube.jpg|thumb|right|ItalianGuyFromNaziGermany]]
clearly hilarious. EDiot research would later go on to prove Jill did in fact sleep with Buddy at "7/7/07" YouTube whore fest.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NYn9xvF2bo huh ?]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNnPxfyzEUQ can you feel the love ?]

==Related Drama==
[[Image:Katja.jpg|thumb|right|XgogobeanX's competition: ItalianGuyFromNY's wife]]

*[[not win|Completely Heterosexual]]
*[[fat]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[win]]
*[[Hypocrite]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*[[nalts]]
*[[YouTube Super Fags]]
*[[VK411]]
*[[google]]

==Resources==
*{{youtube2|italianguyfromny|italianguyfromny}}
*[http://www.stickam.com/profile/mrpigglesworth mrpigglesworth italianguyfromny Stickam]
*[http://www.myspace.com/italianguyfromny italianguyfromny MySpace]
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Gamelife

2024-08-25T15:07:09Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

[[Image:Typical gamelife scene.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A typical episode of Gamelife.]]

GameLife was a short-lived but [[lulz]]-worthy show, from the [[internets]]. It originally started as an Awful Link of the Day on [[Something Awful]] before it became filled with [[AIDS]] and [[Fail]].

The show aired for 10 episodes, but quickly died, when it realized that the [[gimmick|meme]] of retards talking about video games have been done [[at least 100]] times before.

==Memmorable Moments==
<center><youtube>lURWtVhLKN8</youtube></center>
'''''Welcome to GameLife, the only show where y-you can get your daily dose of gaming goodness'''''
(every five months)

<video type="metacafe" id="1042221/game_life_s_andrew_rosenblum_sentenced/" width="540" height="406" desc="Game Life 's Andrew Rosenblum Sentenced " frame="true" position="center"/>

Goodnight Sweet Prince.

==Cast of Characters==

===Jew===
[[Image:Andrew-tn.jpg]]

The man behind GameLife has also been a gamer all his life. Starting with the original Nintendo Entertainment System, Andrew has enjoyed video games on all systems. Recently, he has been interested in film and TV, thus his inspiration for getting arrested for telling his [[imaginary girlfriend|girlfriend]] that she will be shot like [[Virginia Tech massacre|Virginia Tech]].

===[[Retard|ALEX]]===
[[Image:Alex-tn.jpg]]

Andrew's co-host and bitch. He has been gaming for a while and has favorite games across several platforms. He is currently gone back to Mexico, after forgetting to bring back his passport with him on his tip to Beantown.

===[[Downs syndrome|DAVE aka "Stuttering Craig"]]===
[[Image:Dave-tn.jpg]]

It takes a lot to impress this harsh game critic. As the 3rd host of GameLife, Dave is excited to bring a new edge to game reviews. As a straight shooter, he is not afraid to go against the popular decision nor is he intimidated by big companies. On the side, he is a musician and often plays concerts to raise money for charity. He digs survival horror games, sports games, and action games. He actually one time bought a [[P-p-p-powerbook]] from a man for $50. Craig went on after GameLife to create his own website [[Angry Video Game Nerd|ScrewAttack]].

===[[Slut|MELISSA]]===
[[Image:Melissa-tn.jpg]]

Melissa is a chef with a weakness for digital [[animu|cuteness]]. Melissa loves all things macabre and/or generally creepy, personified food and studying social grace. She also makes delicious cupcakes. Being the token gamer chick, she was the reason [[13 year old boys]] had to close their doors before watching her videos. She went on to be a model on "Deal or No Deal" for case number [[42]].

===[[cool guy|GEOFF MENDICINO]]===
[[Image:Xirvzz.gif]]

Geoff Mendicino, a [[Retard|mentally challenged]] Mexican, Now one of TheGameBoys and creator of [http://www.FreezeCracker.com FreezeCracker.com] a [[Angry Video Game Nerd|ScrewAttack]] trolling center, that caused the reason for GameLife's Cancellation.
He reviews games normally without a shirt, so all the girls will think he's [[win|sexy]]. And is the inventor of [[Anti-lulz]] as well as the [[Train|Internet Love Machine]]. his current pursuits involve being a complete cock on Xbox Live. Genuinely thinks he's asian. [[Mega64|Stalks people who don't pay attention to him]].

==Interview with GameLife==
In 2006, [[Bald|Slap headed]] faggot "[[Unrealistic Expectations|Handsome Tom]]" from [[ScrewAttack.com]] (whom recently became [[butthurt]] and fucked off to create his own shitty website, [http://thegameheroes.com ThewinHeroes.com]), interviewed The GameLife crew at a time when people actually gave a fuck about them. Ironically at a time when no-one gave a fuck about [[Angry Video Game Nerd|ScrewAttack]] either and thus sucked up to Gamelife, hoping for a free ride on the retard train.
<youtube>YsxSGRmgAcY</youtube>

==See also==
*[[Video Game Reviewers]]
*TheGameBoys - Geoff Mendicino's <s>new</s> latest venture.
*[[Video game reviewers#Game Zone|Game Zone]] - The British equivalent that was "inspired" by GameLife.

==External links==

*[http://gamelifeshow.com/ The GameLife Homepage (Updated 01/08/06!)]
*[http://youtube.com/user/gamelifemelissa Melissa's JewTube Account]
*[http://youtube.com/user/GeoffMendicino Geoff Mendicino's Account (Before He Became [[An Hero]]]
*[http://youtube.com/profile?user=GameLifeDave Dave's JewTube Account, before ScrewAttack]

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Hobosexual

2024-08-25T15:07:05Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

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[[Image:friendswillbefriends.jpg|thumb|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. No?...well I'll gladly suck your dick now for a hamburger Tuesday." Genuine dialogue recorded by a trained anthropologist.]]
{{quote|Faggot cum-chuggers living in cardboard are the cat's pajamas. Suck hobocock all day long.|a tramp [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo not the same thing], being disdainful.}}

[[ginger|Bill Bryson]] suggests in ''Made in [[America]]'' that the name '''Hobo''' could come from the railroad greeting, "Ho, beau!", which demonstrates that Americans do not have a basic grasp of [[French]]. Or it could be an acronym like "[[no|hurry over blowjob outside]]". Cheeky old Bill Bryson.

{{quote|Only one letter separates a [[homo]] from a [[poor|hobo]], begorrah.|Oscar Wilde, famous [[potato|Irish]] win wit, and so-called mascot of [[Uncyclopedia]].}}



==Famous Hobos==

*[[britfag|George Orwell]]
*[[Chuck Norris|Lee Marvin]]
*[[pedo|Charlie Chaplin]]
*[[Joseph Evers]]
*[[Rucas|That guy singing Zippideedoodah]]
*[[Adrian Lamo]]

==Sex with tramps at the movies==


<center><youtube>hXA2DRIkJl0</youtube></center>

==Hobosex Gallery==

{{center|<gallery>
Image:Hobofoamick.jpeg|Hobo, straight up. No fruit. Serious Fucking Bidness.
Image:hobosex.jpg|HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!
File:Homeless at night.jpg||What you don't see happen at night...</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/alod_hobosexual.php It's fucking real]
*[[Depression#Hoboes]]
*[[Habbo]]
*[[Homo]]

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The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006

2024-08-25T15:07:00Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

{{User:Chunkmunky/Nigraswastiget}}

[[Image:July12_habbohotel.jpg|500px|thumb|center|Collage]]

[[Image:Afromen.jpg|thumb|400px|Official poster]]

[[Image:Habbo4chantour.jpg|thumb|300px]]

'''The Great Habbo Raid''' of July 12 (Fuck you, [[Europe]]), 2006 was an online version of The Million Man March to protest the racism of the [[Habbo]] mods. It was the first of a series of raids to end all raids. This raid was run by Mikeyk? who later was hacked and IP banned shortly after. At the time of the ban Mikeyk? was spotted as a "white man". [[Some argue|Some say]] he was the most powerful man in Habbo...

==The First Raid==

[[Image:Binvadehabbobanner.png|thumb|250px|Banner From Habbo.com on July 12]]

[[Image:Ebaumhabbo.jpg|thumb|[[Ebaumsworld]] claims responsibility for the July 12 Raid.]]

The raid was plotted out [[in the ass]]hole of the internet, that is to say, [[B|/b/]], as a massive protest concerning the recent outbreak of [[AIDS]] in the pool. The date of July 12th was chosen for the raid; of note, this is the official birthday of the [[Bill Cosby|jello nigra himself]]. [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]] [[Internet]] warriors of [[B|/b/]], [[YTMND]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[myg0t]], [[Bantown]], and possibly [[Purelily]] got in the traditional clothing: black man with afro, suit, matching creased pants, and black loafers. Starting at around 2pm PST (though scheduled for 7pm PST), they started hitting the pools. Then they hit the library. A select few even went after private rooms, where they were nearly invincible from banning. The plan was to distract all mods using the pool floors while other nigras would fuck around on the rest of the hotel. At about 8:30 PST, a lot of people got bored of it and went on to international hotels. Specifically to call everyone in the Japanese hotel a chink and to make swastikas (卐) in habbohotel.de. Flooding techniques included the eponymous [[Desu]], Developers Developers Developers Developers, racist jokes, [[furry]] [[yiff|shit]], [[Cracky-chan]], [[Longcat]], [[loldongs]], other [[meme]]s from the five powers, and an odd scene of African-Americans grouping together in the form of a [[nazifur|swastika]].

==Organized Ruin==

[[Image:Condiricewithafro.jpg|thumb|[[Condoleeza Rice]] showed her support for the nigras.]]

[[Image:Supernigra.jpg|thumb|right|[[Tookie Williams|Stanley "Tookie" Williams]] was the original hardcore [[nigra]], racking up 78 successful [[aids|pool closings]] before his execution for killing a grip of [[china|chinks]]. Nevar Forget!]]

The [[IRC]] chat #Poolsclosed on [[win|Rizon]] jumped from 10 people to nearly 200 as the forces built against Habbo Hotel, and it was eventually (and finally) reset, which resulted in a win. [[Bantown]] also ran a Habbo channel where much of the raid was planned out and squadrons of soldiers were made up to attack private rooms as well as public. Every nigra was used wisely, and when every public room was blocked, they moved on to non-[[English]] speaking hotels. Also, notable victories over Habbo include the fact that habbodiscussion.com, the official Habbo Hotel forum, was inadvertently DDOS'ed for hours on end and consequentially because of the massive raids, closed to new members. It is worth noting that it only took 396 simultaneous users to bring habbodiscussion crashing to its knees, during what was intended to be a forum raid and not a DDOS. The results were quite impressive.

As of 2:30AM EST, there were still small groups of forces from 4Chan still patrolling the hotel, blocking nearly unobstructed because most of the moderators decided to get some sleep. To supplement the ruining, a [[phishing]] site was created [http://bantown.org here].

[[Image:Blackup.jpg|thumb|When all help is lost, call in /b/lackup!]]

==TOW revisionism==

Despite all the evidence indicating otherwise, in a situation reminiscent of [[Holocaust denial]], [[TOW]] refuses to believe that the Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 actually happened. This further highlights the ineptitude of the [[bureaucratic fuck]]s in charge.

==How to summon ruination==

[[Image:Poolsclosed.jpg|thumb|Logo used after the raid]]

[[Image:Schoolsclosed.jpg|thumb|[[Harry Potter|J/K Rofling gets in on teh lulz]].]]

*[[B|/b/]]!
*[[YTMND]]!
*[[Encyclopediadramatica|ED]]!
*[[myg0t]]!
*[[Bantown|BT]]!

By your powers combined, I am the [[ruination]] of [[Habbo Hotel]].

==The Aftermath==

[[Image:Raid-FIK-01.jpg|thumb|right|Keep it with you, you never know when it'll come in handy.]]

*<s>AIDS, nigra (including and variation of the word such as n.i.g.r.a., etc), and harbl are now blocked words in Habbo.</s> AIDS, harbl and n!gra/n!gger are not blocked.
*Caturday, business, loli, nigra, the phrase "black power" (and any [[leet]]speak variation thereof), and the phrase "bowl of copypasta" are now unacceptable in usernames in the US.
*The phrase "dancing anime" is unacceptable in usernames in Australia and Canada.
*The U.S. Hotel shut down temporarily.
*Habbodiscussion, the official forum, crashed and closed registration to new users. Also, Drama and lulz occurred.
*Many noble [[B|/b/]]tards were lost. NEVAR FORGET THEM.
*[[TOW]] protected the entry for Habbo.
*Other Sulake sites such as [[Cokemusic]] have also seen small nigra infestations.
*The beverage vendor at the pool now spouts anti-[[B|/b/]] phrases such as "The Habbo pool is the cleanest pool you could swim in!" and "The Pool Deck is the best moderated room in all of Habbo!"
*The entire [[nigra]] population has been galvanized like never before against all forms of [[AIDS]] in pool and anti-[[nigra]] bigotry by [[white|the white man]].
*[[nigra|Any well dressed black man]] is now getting [[banned]] by TEH MODS. It appears that this will continue until the mods grow up or /b/ raids the shit out of Habbo such that the mods surrender. Unfortunately, neither has a lead. Disguises to avoid a ban include lolicons, furries (lol), Epic Fail Guys, and white wimminz. Stay tuned for more details.

{{cg||raidgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Howtodressnew.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Theatredomepwned.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Purelilyhabbo.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Niggaruin.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Ribo's-Habbo.PNG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo16ot.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo-ad-1.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Line.JPG|[[Desu]]!
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Habbo-empty-lobby.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:LineDancingNigras.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo-screen.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo-secretnazi-1.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo-secretnazi-2.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:RAIDWIN.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Blocking.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habophish.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cafeclosed.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cafeclosed2.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cafeclosed3.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cafeclosed4.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cafeclosed5.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cafeclosed6.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Aidscafe.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Aidsinthepool.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Ww2habbo.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Anonymousafro.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Resistance.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Longpoolline.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbodelol.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Great Habbo Raid Wedding.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Great Habbo Raid Pools Packed.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Desusus.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Harbl.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Invaders.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Longpoolline2.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Modsays.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Great Habbo Raid.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habboslavery.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Iwasthere.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Hathaids.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habboisracist.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Disco.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo2.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Poolsclosed2cq.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Armyofdesu.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Nigraswas.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo memorial.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Threatening To Rape Mods To Be An Hero.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Namebadwhat.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:PoolCamPic.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbowned.gif|[[Desu]]!
Image:Mods banned me for whining to them But it was a strategy They got so annoyed that for hours and hours afterward they stopped banning people who blocked the pool.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:irl_blockade.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Poolclosed2.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:LAWL.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Japanraid.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Great Habbo Raid We Were All An Hero.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:POOL.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:POOLSCLOSEDLOL.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Haha1.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cleo1.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cleo2.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cleo3.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cleo4.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Cleo5.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo_racism_sue.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Bannedfrom4chan.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo4chaninstructions.gif|[[Desu]]!
Image:Irlnigra.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Modsknow.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Duncan1.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Duncan2.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Duncan3.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Btardsinhabbo.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Brian_Nichols.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habboscromg11.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbo3.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Swastika.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Great Habbo Raid Teamwork.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Instantban.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Irlpoolclosing.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Habbonewz.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Poolsclosed.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:magic-johnson-pool.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Adult_Swim_is_closed.jpg|[[Desu]]!
Image:Gaiapoolsclosed.JPG|[[Desu]]!
Image:Gaia raid.png|[[Desu]]!
Image:Gaia raider.png|[[Gaia]]fags raid with black person
Image:Habbohotel-9-11.jpg
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==The Second Raid==

[[Image:SCREEN9.JPG|thumb|Some celebrities even showed up to support the cause.]]

On [[9/11]]/2006, the nigras did it again. Filling up the pool and many other rooms, the Habbo mods completely failed. Lines of proud, black nigras filled the pool area, creating mass havoc for all of the faggot 10 year olds playing the game. The win is attributed to [[Afroduck|AFRODUCK]], the leader of all nigras, who watches over the pool at all times.

===The Aftermath===
Even days after the full raid, noble nigras still flooded the hotel, creating another notable and unplanned block on the 14th. Apparently, some new faggot mod tried to stop them, only to be showered in DESUs and YOU FAILs.

==Third Raid==
[[Habbo Revisited]] 2 began at Midnight on October 30, 2006. When it started, [[at least 100]] Nigras participated in the raid and stayed at the pool area. In it they met many gangs, pwnt many [[white]] [[women|wimminz]], and other fools who thought they had the authoritah to stand up to them. Those stander-uppers were crapped on. And they also [[lie|pwned the crap out of the hotel]]. In conclusion, [[fail|EPIC FAIL]].

This was, until June 2009, [[Fact|known to be]] the worst raid EVAR.

Some recent research conducted using advanced techniques in [[common sense]] concluded that most people chose not to be home on Halloween.
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Image:habbo2.png|Original Anzeigen for the second raid.
Image:Raid_attack_1.png|The first leg of the raid at midnight.
Image:Raid_Attack_2.png|Still in [[teh]] beginning.
Image:Raid_attack_3.png|A weak ass door block.
Image:Raid_Attack_4.png|Needz moar /b/lackup!
Image:Raid_Attack_5.png|The girl in the pool actually [[Mudkips|Lieks teh Mudkips in teh pool.]]
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== The Great Reunion ==

On [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007|7/12/07]] many proud nigras returned to Habbo for another victory against the ridiculously racist habbo mods. Several mini raids took place beforehand, causing mods and [[13 year old boy]]s to shit themselves in terror. The HIVengance was at hand.

This time, the mods decided to announce the day as "International Afro/Suit Day" in an attempt to quell the rising tide of nigras. It was to become known as [https://web.archive.org/web/20070715174625/https://www.habbo.com/news/rocket_goodbye_comp.html Habbocalypse Now].

[[Image:mod message.jpg|center]]

<s>An IRC channel was also created to discuss the reunion. [irc://irc.rizon.net/habboreunion #habboreunion@irc.rizon.net]</s> This room is more dead then your mom's feelings for [[you]]

==Two Years Later==

Yet again, Habbo Hotel was raided by the nigras. As predicted another Internet victory was had, as Habbo Canada's modfaggotry was no match for the /b/lockaders.

==Newfag Doing It Wrong==

<s>Nigraz made their comeback in early 2009 with the outsmarting of the new "Answer to /b/lockades".the hero noticed they can get in the pool, but by standing in the place used usually for Blocking them from getting in, you can block them from getting out.all this was created by one habbo, with the chant "You cant get out but you cant get in, therefore i, epic win!"</s> [[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]].

the habbo's name was:

<s>'''ThisIs4chan'''</s> '''AFuckingNewfag'''

==You're Doing It Wrong==

The memory of the great Habbo raids being defiled by [[newfag]]s -

[[Image:Raid09-croped.PNG|center]]

[[Rules 1 and 2]] were broken numerous times. A [[Swastika|swastiget]] attempt was later made, and much [[fail]] ensued.

==Giovanni Memorial Raid==
Sadly, on January 4th 2015, we lost a great man and a leader of Habbo Raids everywhere across the .com and .nl Hotels.
On January 18th, 2015, there will be a raid in memorial of Giovanni.
You can check out more details here: [http://darkbox.nl/showthread.php?tid=605]

==[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2015]]==
[[File:150712 EU Picnic.jpg|thumb|300px|Picnic is closed]]
[[File:150712 SJW-Ops.jpg|thumb|300px|Trying to get SJWs involved against habbo]]
[[File:20150712 aftermath.jpg|thumb|700px|after the US raid ended, around midnight. We leejun again]]
On July 12th, 2015 another great habbo.com raid took place. This however will not compare to the 10 year anniversary raid that will happen in 2016. 
The 2015 raid was to mark and celebrate the 9th anniversary of the original raid in 2006 and to trigger some kids and mods at habbo for their racist and bigot attitudes.

Planning and instructions were made on the traditional #nigra rizon channel and on totally 4 threads on [[8chan]] as invasion threads got banned on [[4chan]] after the [[Independence Day Invasion]].
However, there were a few threads and postings about this raid on 4/b/ but SJW mods deleted them pretty fast. It has to be asumed that 4channers did play a role, especially during the US raid (17:00 NY time) when the nigras got massive blackup.
8channers also shilled their raid on [[7chan]] and [[420chan]] but the threads either died or got deleted. It was a wonder that this raid did not end in complete failure like many of the previous 8chan habbo raids.

During the raid a few problems occured. There were snitches and [[SJW]] [[white knight]]s who tried to join the ranks of nigras in order to snitch on them later to the mods. It is also believed that they were monitoring the 8chan threads and the rizon channels as they regularily made it into the password-protected nigra headquarter rooms.
Known snitches were zachsafety, macklebee and alexd. Mods who had no mercy with their banhammers were MODdavjuthetired, blancotrash and Boom. Boom was a special case as he had a twitter account (BamboofromHabbo) going with his [[Dox|IRL pic]] and as anons found him and started spreading the intel on the thread he [[Delete fucking everything|deleted his twitter account]]. It was too late, anons already saved his pic. 

Generally spoken the whole raid was a cat and mouse game between the mods+snitches and the raiders. Raiders constantly spammed new habbo accounts and mods spammed bans for [[Racism|everyone who even looked black]]. 
A few innocent kids who took over the nigra uniform for fun also [[lol|got banned until September 2016 with their real habbo accounts that they spent real money for to buy habbo furniture]].
There has also been a side project during the raid. 8chan's twitter ops and tumblr ops departements (#nigganetwork and OPneighbourhood) started spreading awareness of habbos racism online on tumblr and twitter. Twitter hashtags like #racisthabbo and #habboscandal were created and a few tumblr pages in order to get actual SJWs attacking habbo for their racism.

Despite all those complications and the initial fears of having not enough participants the raid was not a complete failure. 
Nigras managed to occupy various public and private rooms, spammed bobba language and told the racist crackas to check their privilege. Later during the US time raid Nigras even [[irony|raided the mod headquarters room]] in revenge for the racist bannings.

The raid ended at about 22:30 NY time as anons were annoyed by the constant account creations and many of them left. However, a few anons stayed for at least another 1.5 hours and transformed to normal habbos. 
They went to the mod lounge to snitch on the mods and many interesting behind-the-scenes details were revealed that were almost as good as the raid itself.

<youtube>NGMs2TgOJkE</youtube>

===Archives===

preparation thread 
https://archive.is/UppCl

thread 1 
https://archive.is/yEc19

thread 2 
https://archive.is/oVB1m

thread 3 
https://archive.is/buGCY

thread 4 
https://archive.is/M44x2

twitter feed 
https://archive.is/fvPio

screencaps and webms 
http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/UCU4GVud/file.html

== 2016 Raid ==

[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016|Yeah, we did another one kek]]

==See also==

*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016]] - 10 year anniversary celebration
*[[B|/b/]]
*[[Pool's closed]]
*[[Habbo Hotel]]
*[[Habbo /B/lockade]]
*[[Duncan]]
*[[Thelostcup]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006/LOL]]
*[[World AIDS Day Raid]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008]]
*[[Habbo Coppers Raid of 2015]]

==Fapping Material==

*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3U9D2JEOFo AIDS IN THE POOL IRL ON TV]</s> '''This video has been removed by the user.'''
*[http://media.putfile.com/nigrasletlooseintheatredome Vid of theaterdome]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e552vTU0bzI OH MY LOL]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T2dK9v-xCc]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNtqdRrcolo Part 3]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsxV5IlJUKA Part 4]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipACsinKe0Y Collage vid]</s> '''This video has been removed by the user.'''
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=fxXQNZqUx_s Another epic report]
*[http://sex4pool.ytmnd.com/ YTMND Sex 4 Pool]
*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=habbo+raid&search=Search List of all raid videos on YouTube]
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6310362966417218632 Movie that starts with "I got kicked out of the pool. They said I was blocking. I wasn't blocking!! They banned me 'cause I was black."]
[http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3356281&page=1 The pool is closed due to AIDS IRL]

===A couple of memorial videos made using The Movies===

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e552vTU0bzI POOLS CLOSED]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL69yDzK2sQ& Pools Closed]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgySBdzxSgo The Pool Has AIDS, Part II]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnsrJ7mlRl8 The Pool Has AIDS, Part III]

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[[Category:Site News]]
[[Category:Galleries]]

== IRC discussion ==

<s>[irc://irc.rizon.net/habboreunion #habboreunion@irc.rizon.net]</s> Dead

== External links ==
*[http://www.habbo.com/ Habbo USA]
*[http://media.putfile.com/Habboreunion/ Habbo reunion game]
*[http://www.poolsclosed.us/ Pool's Closed Habbo Raiding]
* [http://www.nigrapedia.com/ Pool's Closed wiki, learn up before diving in MAH BOI]
 
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Outskirts Battle Dome

2024-08-25T15:06:57Z

Smiggles: /* top */ win, replaced: Gay → win

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[[File:Outskirts win Battle Dome.png|thumb|A apparent logo created by a guy not from this country.]]
[[File:Outskirts retarded copyrighted logo.jpg|thumb|right|They had to shop a DC comic to make their logo]]

'''Outskirts Battle Dome''' is a wiki created by the broke weeaboos, guess they ran out of their parents' money, over at Naruto Forums where they sperg about who they think will win in a dickwaving content in all forms of fiction. Besides leeching off their retarded forum users via Paypal and abusing Adsense in order to actually pay for the wiki, they have actually had their shit closed down 3 times due to their failure to understand US copyright law.

==Joining==
Unlike most wikis and forums, where they will provide you with regular BJs in a futile attempt to encourage you to sign up, they have managed to develop their elitism up to the point where you have to apply to them to even be allowed into their sperg club.

{{quote|Here's what you need to do if you want any hope of getting in. Everyone who doesn't follow this procedure will be rejected automatically.

PM the OBD Wiki administration. This means you send a PM to God Movement or Nevermind.
In said PM, add one of the following:
A screenshot or a link to post or PM from an OBD'er in good standing (if you don't know who this is, you're probably never getting in) where said person vouches for you. This is the easiest way to get in.
A link to something that proves you're OBD Wiki material. This includes things like respect threads in other forums and the like. These will be looked over and entrance will be given at our leisure. You will need an account that frequently posts in the OBD regardless since OBD Wiki is not open to non-OBD'ers.
.....3. PM Endless Mike. He doesn't administrate the wiki anymore but he loves people randomly PMing him. Especially if they also talk about toaster jokes. The older the better.|[http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/joining Direct quote on given guidelines]}}

==Battle Profiles==

[[File:Goku OBD Retard profile.png|thumb|left|Only shit you cant be serious? and you cant even read it properly!]]
Holy shit the fuckin wank from these retarded losers isn't no joke! they even utterly admitted they are a DBZTARDS Omniverse which they favor DBZ more than other fictional series and once you call them out (Nevermind,ChaosTheory123, and Willyverb) they will deny it and call the butthurt squad on you! Many times the apparent original creators started OBD the first profiles were DRAGON BALL Z and even SAILOR MOON! LIKE WTF! They casually downplay comics...stating Superman is FAR lower than Goku and they think the Hulk is a green turd they right dislikes toward characters they don't like but yet dick ride those they do like that's some sad fuckin lives. They also have a large tendency to downplay horror that's not umineko and anything even remotely [[Autistic|childish]].

==Butthurt Much?==

A user known as BeyonderGod created a bunch of fake OBD wikias falsely claiming he owned OBD which he admitted he ACTUALLY DIDN'T and OBD got butthurt (pussy snitches snitched on him apparently because he didn't put a character named ''Kami Tenchi'' as omnipotent) and complaint but yet BeyonderGod true plan was to rid OBD off of major SEOS and lmao he won he got them so butthurt the Known User:Skarband or some shit got butthurt and spammed his account with deeeeeeep emotional comments and BeyonderGod was casually making this kid cry about a retarded ass website and hell BeyonderGod literally has his own wikia for battle profile's known as Fictional Battle Omniverse lel he gets nothing but butthurt users because of it and he doesn't care.

==Logo Copyright?==

The OBD literally once claimed they made the logo the one wit the swords yet they based off the home logo off the Justice League own building lmao so shitty! and lazy! i vote DC should sue but nah let the wannabes think they own it and think they have ''"Art Skills"''

==Users Of Butthurt Dome==

HOLY SHIT! OBD HOME OF DBZTARDS and HSTARDS! You will laugh at the battles and the rules for these guys they cant even debate worth a shit they once stated '''Superman < Goku''' using nothing but low balling scans while everyone (Including Naruto forums very own staff) was dick riding the fuck out of Goku and bashing on superman making unwanted/unneeded comments about A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! HOW OLD ARE THESE FUCKTARDS? go on the forum and bash the OBD and watch every dick rider bash on you telling you that your opinion is shit.

==They ADMIT IT!==

[[File:OBD retarded Omnipotence Logic.png|thumb|left|For autists, consistency isn't their strong point]]
They contradict themselves with the profiles they have and they ADMIT it and they POST IT PUBLICLY! so everyone can show how retarded they are how fuckin retarded!? they admitted they wont put Kami tenchi as omnipotent yet he is still on the omnipotent list? while The Presence from DC isnt? LMAO biased and retarded! nothing they say is true the shit they post is utter retardation that even autistic kids would be laughing at them all its sad to put False ass shit.....but putting even more FALSE shit is ridiculous!

==VsBattles/Anime Characters Fight Wikia==

[[File:Russian Anime Characters Fight Wikia.png|thumb|right|Holy shit they just straight dissed them with facts!]]
THIS DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE A ACTUAL PAGE! if you known of this place and you think its 1000% original? its not its a rip-off Outskirts Battle Dome and even the Russian Anime Characters Fight Wikia which is credited by many as being anime wankish fetishes and they aren't intelligent either stealing from Wikipedia to justify their profiled with ''"Dimensional Levels"'' such retardation is very and absolutely high..... Now VsBattles is known for downplaying comics and seriously over dick riding Anime and video games based profiles they also HAD abusive staff and somewhat still due because once you beat a Admin in a Debate THEY WILL BAN YOU! OUT OF SHEER BUTTHURT! and if you are a ACF Wikia member then you must be as retarded as they are no one! on that wikia is smart NOT EVEN ONE! hell read the picture! they make claims that are easy to debunk! dont believe or trust them either highly recommended!
==External links==
*[http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php The wiki itself]
*[http://www.narutoforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=190 Naruto forums (where they come from)]
*[https://www.facebook.com/pages/Outskirts-Battledome-Wiki/315672375224637?ref=hl Facebook]
*{{twitter|OBDWiki}}

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Buck Breaking

2024-08-25T15:06:51Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win

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[[File:Breaking Buck.jpg|right|thumb|John Candy]]

In a furious show of contempt and abhorrence towards the white man and all of his accomplishments towards ungrateful [[nigger|negroes]], the world's most famous and celebrated rapper [[Tariq Nasheed]] has unveiled a new documentary named Buck Breaking showcasing the dark efforts of white people attempting to make black men into subservient twinks and or homosexuals that enjoy getting their asses blasted by white cocks.

Being an ignorant nig-nog himself, Tariq has distorted and manipulated historical facts and information present around the time when European colonial powers made the mistake of using blacks as a form of labor to accomplish services that they wouldn't be willing to otherwise do, all in the form of a homo-erotic documentary replete with art depicting niggers getting bent over backward by white slave owners. Niggers, specifically those of the black ethno-nationalists kind, have a distinct proclivity of embellishing historical events in a way to fit their own warped view of reality: this can range from the Egyptians being blacks despite there being no real evidence to support this claim, a massive head scientist named Yakub creating white people as some form of bio-weapon which is pretty much Scientology for niggers, to other outrageous, but admittedly, entertaining theories of recovered ancient Egyptian statues and artwork being fabricated by a grand conspiracy by old white men as a means of discrediting every achievement done by niggers.

With the artificial bio-weapon known as white people having caused tremendous and untold destruction to the ancient nigger civilizations who were supposedly ahead of other races by a factor of hundreds if not thousands of years, they would in time build up their numbers retreating to the cold continent of Europe to breed with their white women.

==Why?==
[[File:buck breaking can happen to anyone.jpg|right|thumb|It can happen to anyone!]]
As the saying goes, "Nobody hates faggots more than a faggot in hiding", Tariq Nasheed has demonstrated himself to be quite obsessed with the idea of homosexuality being a manufactured mind plague by wypipo, but we all know he wanted to say Jews as he's too much of a cowardly nignog and has to resort to using dog whistles to get his fellow black Hebrew Israelites on his side.

Tariq has a plethora of different art depicting white men doing forceful nonconsenting homosexual acts upon innocent blacks who were sold into slavery by their own. In his hard drive or SSD if the nignog is articulate enough to build a pc on his own with the money he has gained from his following mutant nigger equivalent of soyfaces along with sheboons that think the plot of win Niggers From Outer Space is happening in real-time. The art itself isn't that good or aesthetically pleasing to the eye as it looks like he paid Seedfeeder into drawing them. It wouldn't be in the realm of imagination to reckon that Tariq spent a substantial amount of days and weeks telling artists to draw niggers getting railed by white men in the most specific precise ways that would match his particular tastes, while claiming that anyone who points out the rather odd homoerotic artwork and infatuation with the idea of white men committing homosexual acts upon black men to somehow be racists and simply trying to reinforce the non-existent idea of white supremacy in America.

== A List of Broken Bucks==
* [[Al Sharpton]]
* [[Bill Cosby]]
* [[Barack Hussein Obama]]
* [[Chocolate rain]]
* [[George Floyd]]
* [[Trayvon Martin]] - [[George Zimmerman|Mulatto style]].
* [[Martin Luther King, Jr.]]
* [[Michael Jackson]]
* [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama]]

== Gallery ==

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File:BuckBreakingWhore.jpg
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==Videos==

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== See also ==
*{{kf|92213|KF thread}}
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Tariq Nasheed]]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/1swdHcpJHHsoX8D1avAImFOhfbY215XSY/edit Torrent of the documentary behind the meme] [https://ia904502.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/19/items/buck-breaking_202107/buck-breaking.zip&file=buck-breaking%2FBuck%20Breaking%202021%20Full%20Movie%20%28480p_24fps_H264-128kbit_AAC%29.mp4 (More direct MP4 Download)]

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Star Wars

2024-08-25T15:06:44Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (14)

{{spoiler|LUKE DIES LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT AND KYLE VADER KILLS SUPREME LEADER SNORKEL}}
{{spoiler|DRUGGIE PRINCESS LEIA KILLED JABBA THE HUTT AND HER OWN MOM IRL}}
{{Spoiler|ALL OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN "ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY" DIE AT THE END}} 

[[File:False emperor.jpg|thumb|300px|Deal with it, nerd.]]
'''''Star Wars''''' is an overrated series of science fiction movies and merchandise created by George Lucas in the [[Retro|1970s]]. <del>''Star Wars'' has a SHITLOAD of spin-offs, backstory, and [[plastic crap|merchandise]] creating a whole new breed of turbo-nerds</del> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]], ever since Disney bought the rights to the series every piece of ''Star Wars'' [[shit|literature]] has been deemed non-canon so Disney can make moar [[Jew gold|money]]. In the whole craze, George Lucas and his nigger wife have pocketed more money than he knows what to do with. [[some argue|Experts speculate]] that Lucas now uses $100 bills to wipe his ass.

What is ''Star Wars''? Plagiarized Akira Kurosawa works mixed with World War II and cowboy shows like ''Bonanza'' - but set in space. [[tl;dr|To save you fifteen hours]]: Atkins is a young powerful space samurai. He gets tricked into becoming RoboHitler and starts a Space Holocaust. After his son pwns him, he gets [[troll's remorse]] and saves the day before [[An hero|killing himself]].

Hey, next time you see George why don't ya ask him about [http://nothingbutcomics.net/2015/12/14/valerian/ Valerian] and [http://archive.fo/31bDs Laureline]? Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it]].

== ''[[Dumb|Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace]]'' - [[Faggot|now in 3D!]] ==

In 1999 George Lucas unleashed ''The Phantom Menace'', the three-hour long story of a pair of [[win]] Jedis, [[Jar Jar Binks]], [[Natalie Portman|a whiny princess]], a young Darth Vader who is apparently [[Jesus]], and a whole bunch of aliens that were pretty much racial stereotypes. The movie generated millions, despite being a crushing disappointment to fans of the films. Thousands of [[Giant dildo of death|tiny]] [[Virgin|plastic]] toys were sold.

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<center>'''''Phantom Menace'' abridged'''</center>

== ''Star Wars: Episode II – [[Recolor|Attack of the Clones]]'' ==
[[File:I slaughtered them like animals.png|thumb|[[Elliot Rodger|Proof that liking the ''Star Wars'' prequels turns you into a whiny, self-obsessed beta faggot.]]]]
In 2002 ''Attack of the Clones'' showed up in theaters, and by this time the little boy had become [[Chester Bennington]] of [[Linkin Park]], and the [[Irish]] Jedi was gone but the [[Scottish]] [[Jedi]] was still there. The whiny Princess was apparently not a princess anymore, because on her planet [[America|Princesses are elected every four years]] - and for whatever the fuck reason, the pickaninny alien Jar-Jar Binks was a fucking Senator (who subsequently gave power to [[Lemonparty|Senator Palpatine]], thus setting the stage for the advent of the Galactic Empire, way to fucking go).

Also, in a shameless bid for hamburgers ($15), the bounty hunter known as Boba Fett was now a Maori, and a clone of his dad who was named JANGO! That's right, JANGO! ''(JANGO DEM KEYS)(I'm gonna Jango dees nuts while you Boba your head on dis dick)'' It turns out that the Clone Wars were fought by a bunch of Jango clones who were bored while waiting for rugby to be invented.

Cult horror actor Christopher Lee makes an appearance as Count Dooku ([[lol]]) and shares a hilarious scene with [[Yoda]] in which Yoda jumps and flips around and generally makes the movie into an early Jim Carrey film. This is widely cited as the only watchable piece of the entire movie, in spite of Lee's advanced arthritis, which you can notice when he shoots his [[Cum|Sith lighting]] all over Yoda.

The movie should have been a [[fap|flop]], but due to massive amounts of [[fanboys]], the movie got a gajilion dollars within the first six seconds of its release and [[faggot|George Lucas]] can continue to rub his golden-plated [[cock]] with his Jew.
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== ''[[Backstroke of the West|Star Wars: Episode III]] – Revenge of the [[Disgraced|Sith]]'' ==
[[File:Old Count Dooku w arthritis.jpg|thumb|Feel my arthritis, bitch!!!]]
Lucas has released the final [[cock|nail]] [[in the ass|in the ''Star Wars'' coffin]], which is titled ''Revenge of the [[shit|Sith]]''. The plot(or the semblance of it) is, Anakin gets pussy whipped and becomes Darth Vader, the Emperor kills [[nigra|Samuel L. Jackson]], and Obi-Wan lets Anakin get [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|burned alive]]/maimed [[for great justice|out of revenge]] for Anakin joining [[Wikipedia|the dark side]].

It was expected to receive [[fellatio|critical acclaim]], but instead was rejected by [[Republicans|some critics]], who accused Lucas of turning the film into a historical docu-drama about the rise of [[George W Bush]] and [[Dick]] Cheney and the [[masturbation|fucking up]] of [[Iraq]] for [[hookers and blow|oil and nukes]]. Thus, the film only made [[Bill Gates|$450 million as opposed to the usual $600 million]], keeping Lucas [[rich and beautiful]] in spite of [[NO U|partisan]] [[bitch]]ing that he caused the final ''Star Wars'' film to [[derp|tank]]. However, it is considered the BEST of the prequels. While this is true, that's like saying getting pissed on is better than getting shat on. You'd still smell bad regardless of which one happens to you.
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== ''Solo'' ==
Another Prequel, this is about a younger [[Simp|Han Solo]]. Also the furtard [[Furfag|chewbacca]] meets han solo.

== ''Rouge One'' ==
Or star wars episode 3.9, is the last prequel film chronologically before episode 4, where [[Emo|Anakin Skywalker]] ræps Alderaan. [[Slut|Jyn Erso]] gets buttraped with her boyfriend by the [[Nuke|Death Star]] by [[Nazi|Krennic]].

== ''Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope'' ==
[[File:Jawas.jpg|250px|thumb|''Star Wars'' was one of the first American movies to feature [[Muslims|sand niggers]].]]
''Star Wars'' first appeared in the form of a film in 1977. Its sci-fi storyline partially ripped of from Alejandro Jodorowsky's treatments for ''Dune'', minus the [[Islam]], and is set within the framework of an Eastern film with [[Nazi]] mysticism was unheard of at the time, and the studio thought it was going to be a box office bomb. It was also the first movie ever to use cheesy Windows Movie Maker wipe-away transitions. (Only a nerd under the age of 40 would say that, of course—Lucas ripped off a whole series of visual elements from old ''Flash Gordon'' serials of the 1930s. The guy is a chronic thief and so is Microsoft.) Unfortunately, the film became extremely popular, and produced an entire generation of [[basement dwellers]] that compulsively masturbated to [[fanart]] of [[shemale|Princess Leia]] and [[Your mom|Jabba the Hutt]].

Most of the themes for the first ''Star Wars'' movie (later subtitled ''A New Hope'') came from the Akira Kurosawa classic ''The Hidden Fortress'' [[Weeaboo|(隠し砦の三悪人)]]. In this movie a pair of bickering and self-involved peasants - one short, one tall - accompany a warrior and a princess (who learns humility along the journey) to the safety of her kingdom. The borrowing is most obvious during a sequence in which the two peasants take separate paths only to both be captured by the same enemy, find each other in amongst a horde of prisoners, and then cross paths with the warrior.

Many other ideas, like the Jedi Mind Trick where a Jedi gets someone to do something they want by speaking a command or a suggestion comes from ''Frank Herbert's Dune'' and the Bene Gesserit power of the Voice. In later ''Star Wars'' installments, Lucas is still ripping off '''Dune''' with the idea that the Force comes from Midi-Chlorians in that Alejandro Jodorowsky's idea for ''Dune'' was that the Bene Gesserit powers came from microscopic worms in the blood.

Whether the Western film influences in ''Star Wars'' are surviving elements from ''The Hidden Fortress'' (Kurosawa was known for borrowing from Western films), or George Lucas's own is really none of your business. Because sucking off George Lucas's cock is my business and mine alone.

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=== Sequels (The 1977-1983 Trilogy) ===

[[File:Fat star wars.jpg|200px|thumb|Red leader, Red leader I need moar barbecue sauce!!!]]

====Star Wars Empire Strikes Back====
''Star Wars'' was followed by two sequels, ''Empire Strikes Back'' and ''Return of the Jedi'', in 1980 and 1983. The two, notably the former due to its lack of pure concentrated autism resulting in the only example of a fairly decent movie in this series, are notable for being improved dramatically by Lucas allowing other people to direct them, and for the ever-increasing numbers of random aliens in the background who would show up as tiny plastic toys being sold for $8 later on. Also, ''Episode V'' contained a lulzy scene where Luke and [[Slut|Leia]] share a kiss, only for [[Simp|Luke]] to find out in the next movie that [[Incest|Leia is his sister]].

If you really want to see George Lucas's thieving at it's best then look no further than ''The Empire Strikes Back'', which is literally lifted in its entirety from the ''Bhagavad Gita''. Both stories circle around destiny and that no man can change what the gods have said will be. In ''The Empire Strikes Back'', like the ''Gita'', Luke goes against what has already been ordained, hoping to save his friends and is the one that needs to be rescued. Other themes lifted include the Purusha sukta or Cosmic Being that is Ben Kenobi. Dharma versus chaos, or the light side of the Force versus the dark, and the selfless action where rather than make a decision to join the dark side or stick with the light, Luke tries to [[an hero]] by jumping to his death.

====Star Wars Return Of The Jedi====
[[Goth|Luke]] saves [[Slut|Leia]], a sexy slut wearing a bikini and a [[BDSM|Collar]]. [[Douchebag|Jabba]] ræps every slut he has in his mansion. Han Solo finally comes back then rapes the [[Nazis|Empire]] with the [[Midget|ewoks]]. Also [[Emo|Luke]] gets into a fight with Anakin. Then he cuts off [[Hitler|Anakin]]'s hand after he gets pissed at vader taunts and the Emperor [[Rape|Force Lightnings]] Luke after refusing to become a [[Emo|sith lord]]. Then Anakin dies after ræping the emperor's sodomized pozzed up boypussy. Then Anakin gets his emo hair back on endor.

=== Remix ===
In the early '90s, Lucas decided it'd be [[not funny|pretty fucking hilarious]] to [[facepalm|re-edit]] all three films and re-release them theatrically. It's probable that at this stage he was either under the control of [[Satan]] or his incredibly spergy "Skywalker Ranch" employees had eaten all his avocado hamburgers.

He "remastered" the movies that everybody had grown up with to fit what he would later refer to as his "original vision." He cited numerous technical pitfalls and a lack of funding as his excuse for originally casting cult-icon Jabba The Hutt as a [[fat]] [[Irish]] man. The "remastered" movies were a box office hit - mostly due to the fact that nobody had been able to see ''Star Wars'' in a theater for twenty years - but nobody liked them, not even after the third one was released and everyone discovered that Lucas had changed the Ewok song and given them more fireworks.

==== Moar shit ====
[[shit nobody cares about|One of the most cited criticisms was Lucas's addition of the three-second cameo of cult-icon Boba Fett (''Empire Strikes Back'') into ''A New Hope'', simply so he could release another plastic toy for him ($10)]]

[[Shit nobody cares about|Several years later, in organizing the DVD versions of ''Star Wars'' he made yet more additions and deletions, including the derided "Greedo Shoots First" - widely denounced as the "dumbest shit ever shat." In the final scene of the DVD release of ''Return of the Jedi'', the ghost of Anakin Skywalker is changed from the original actor to prequel prettyboy Hayden Christensen, seeming to imply that Anakin Skywalker actually died 20 years ago, and not on the new Death Star a few hours earlier. This change is justified by the fucktarded defense, "Well, Anakin turned good just before he died so his ghost looks like he looked before he came Darth Vader."]]

=== How fucking long does it take to become a Jedi? ===
[[File:swarz.gif|200px|thumb|right|Jedi [[Boring|skills]].]]
In ''Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope'', Luke maybe got three days training from Ben. In ''Empire Strikes Back'', he maybe got about two weeks from Yoda and in Jedi he maybe got another three more days before Yoda told him that he's finally a Jedi. So, maybe three or four weeks. Five if you're slow. Even with this, fantards still get pissy about the [[Mary Sue]] character in ''The Force Awakens'' because she taught herself.

=== George Lucas is a whore ===
After ''Star Wars'' hit it big at the box office, George Lucas spent all his money on nigger shoes for his nigger wife and as many Cali-pineapple hamburgers as he could pack into his swollen wattle (See also: [[Michael Moore]]). Unfortunately his stomach was a little larger than his wallet and so, now too [[fat]] for [[whore|whoring]] himself out, he did the next best thing - lunchboxes. Plus breakfast cereals, cardboard Halloween decorations, condoms, tennis shoes, television shows, dildos, [[win]] prostitutes - ''anything''. ''Star Wars'' was now not a movie but a marketing machine driven by Lucas's insatiable hunger for used [[dildo]]s.

The absolute pinnacle of this marketing frenzy was the 1978 ''Star Wars Holiday Special'', which really deserves its own article due to the sheer amount of foul things that can be said about it, but I'm too fucking lazy to make it myself ([[Lie|an article has been written on it now]]).

== ''Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens'' ==
[[File:Star Wars Episode 7 summary.jpg|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoQGFw2QyGo It's a romantic comedy]!]]
[http://starwars.com/news/the-legendary-star-wars-expanded-universe-turns-a-new-page.html LUCASFILM ANNOUNCED THE ENTIRE EXTENDED UNIVERSE IS NON-CANON SO THEY CAN MAKE ROOM FOR EPISODE VII AND BEYOND!!!11!!]
[[File:win stormtrooper interrogation porn.gif|thumb|200px|right|The real reason Leia got the truth serum]]
Then in 2012, Lucas sold out to the Mouse Reich, [[Disney|The Happiest Place On Earth]]. And they made '''Walt Disney Presents Nigger Wars: Episode VII - The Feminists Awaken'''. Which was released in December 2015, becoming the biggest opening of all time since you shat out of [[your mom]]'s Sarlacc Pit. The movie received an A+ Cinemascore from [[women]] due to the presence of a [[Mary Sue|flawless womyn]] who can use the Force from level 1, the portrayal of all young white males as evil [[Nazis]], and a righteous [[Trayvon Martin|brothaman]] named Jango who was sold into slavery by whitey and forced to wear white body armor as a symbol of systemic oppression. Jango becomes unchained, and the runaway slave steals vehicles, shoots and kills soldiers, steals clothing, drinks from [[Nigger|hippo]] watering holes, tells people "you don't know me," runs away with white women, makes sure he "do me," hits on white women, and violently attacks [[White Devils|white people]]. Jango was popular with female audiences since he was the type of guy they could date to prove they aren't [[racist]] and use to piss off daddy. The film broke records worldwide for the number of unsold [[Faggot|black]] action figures since they looked like [[poop]]. Other titles considered for the film included ''A New Hope 2: Electric Boogaloo'', ''We Need To Talk About Kylo'', ''They're Paying Me HOW MUCH To Not Use My Voice'', ''The Nigger With A Thousand Faces'', ''Star Shit'', ''Social Justice Wars'', and ''I Just Want To Die Already J. J.''.

In ''The Force Awakens'', [[SJW]]s send a female Luke to Tatooine to salvage the derelict ''Star Wars'' mythos for usable parts after George Lucas ran it into the fucking ground. After scavenging the original trilogy, mostly ''Star Wars: Episode IV'' and some ''The Empire Strikes Back'', she drags that old junk to a fat nostalgiafag collector ''Star Wars'' fan who will pay any price for a Lance Armstrong droid, which is no longer in its original packaging but does come with a limited edition hologram from the movie Prometheus.

In addition to the gender-swap Luke and the race-swap Token Stormtrooper, to complete the [[SJW]] [[underrepresentation]] trifecta, [[liberal|progressives]] have clamored for the ace fighter pilot who rams his phallic weapon into a deep trench and then fires his hot loads into a vulnerable hole to be a [[faggot]].

Like all episodes of [[Lost|L O S T]], ''The Force Awakens'' contains elements of science fiction and the supernatural, a mysterious island, aircraft crashing, a lost main character, a black kid getting abducted, flashbacks, giant people for no reason, evil snoke, morbidly obese characters, torture, spooky apparitions, magical objects, ancient temples, a guy turning a crank, bald guys, countdown timers, people with broken legs, FTL travel, foreigners talking gibberish, references to child killing, people with psychic abilities, Greg Grunberg as a pilot, black people, bombs, [[azn]]s, references to polar bears, a feisty white female lead who could play an elf, a visibly absent Dominic Monaghan, a story that makes no sense, people climbing down ladders, Ken Leung, it's vague on purpose so the writers can steal Internet fan theories to write the next one, and it ends with a cliffhanger (on an actual cliff this time).

Ever since Disney tossed the Expanded Universe out the window, there was a significant deficit of ''Star Wars'' [[Mary Sue]]s to be found, as Galen Marek was gone with the rest of them. JJ Abrams was on the ball, however, as he created an equally ridiculous character called "Rey." Not only is she a white female in love with a black male, but she also is the best pilot ever, can understand literally every language uttered during the movie, is an expert with a bow staff, knows Force at Level 1 that Yoda needed years to master, has magical visions from touching shit, is captured only so she can escape on her own, defeats the villain who had years of training and experience, is the center of attention for all the protagonists and antagonists, is the only character Han Solo instantly loves and is hugged by Leia, even though they've never met before. Oh, she's not a Mary Sue? You're right; she bumped the Millennium Falcon into the ground a little while taking off, so she's completely flawed now.

A global hacking group was able to obtain a copy of the movie by social engineering the underpaid Indian IT workers at the Jew run Walt Disney Studios.[http://www.infostormer.com/trusted-news-source-says-han-solo-dies-in-new-jew-directed-star-wars-movie/]

JJ Abrams (Jew Jew Abrams) did to ''Star Wars'' what he did to the Star Trek movies he made. He rehashed the plot of previous movies and added no creativity. He also minimized the screen time of popular McCoy character and gave Uhuru a leading role because she's black. He then made Kirk into a juvenile delinquent. He goes a lot further in ''The Force Awakens''.

The plot basically copies ''A New Hope'' with [[shit|small changes]]:
* [[Mary Sue|Rey]] – Luke
* [[nigger|Finn]] – Han
* [[win|Poe]] – <s>Han</s> Leia!
* [[old|Luke, Leia, Chewbacca]] - Yoda, Mon Mothma, Chewbacca
* [[dead|Han]] – <s>Obi-Wan</s> dead :(
* [[emofag|Kylo]] [[Ren and Stimpy|Ren]] – Vader
* [[hitler|Hux]] – Tarkin
* [[nazi|Supreme Leader]] [[Gollum|Snoke]] – Palpatine
* [[lie|Captain]] [[failure|Phasma]]
* [[Orange|Maz]] [[negress|Kanata]]
* [[Orange|BB-8]] - R2-D2
* Lor San Tekka - Captain Antilles
* Bala-Tik/Tasu Leech - Greedo
* Starkiller Base - Death Star
* Hosnian Prime - Alderaan
* Jakku - Tatooine

{{quote|“We wrote these characters but when we went to cast it, one of the things I had felt, having been to the Emmy’s a couple times — you look around that room and you see the whitest fucking room in the history of time. It’s just unbelievably white. And I just thought, we’re casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with actors of colour?”|JJ Abrams}}

* Go to any store like a Best Buy selling tons of ''Star Wars: The Force Awakens'' merchandise and notice there are no toys of the black main character or any black characters unless the store is in a neighborhood full of black people. Instead there's lots of toys with Stormtroopers, masked Sith, and generic white rebel pilots. Hmmm... why is that? It would be because toy companies found that people rarely bought the black characters' toys. They'd rather buy a generic white character with no name in the film, even Hispanics and people from Asia (which had no major characters in the film).
* Han Solo dies! #HanSoloDies #SpoilStarWars
* Luke Skywalker is barely in it.

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File:Star Wars The Force Awakens Poster.jpg|''The Force Awakens'' is a just a blatant clone of the first ''Star Wars'' film. Nothing original.
File:China star wars avoid the groid.jpg|In China, they downplayed the black main character in their advertising poster.
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<center>'''Brief plot synopsis of ''The Force Awakens''.'''</center>

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==''Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (or [[SJW]])''==
===Overview===
[[File:StarWarsEP8 theKiss.jpg|thumb|251px|Black Man gets sexually assaulted by Asian Woman]]'''Walt Disney Presents Milk Wars: Episode VIII - The Last SuperLeia''' is the latest shitshow from Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson, the guy who directed the fly episode of YO MR. WHITE, BITCH. Other alternate titles considered by Kathleen Kennedy included: Poe's Phony Phone Calls; Lightsabers? Blecch!; Hobo Luke Milks A Quadboob; Mary Sue Vandalizes A UNESCO World Heritage Site; Warming Over Carrie's Fisher's Corpse or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Space Witch; I'm Carrie Poppins Y'all; Maz Kanata Plays ''Star Wars Battlefront II'' And Finally Unlocks Darth Vader; PETA Visits A Space Horse Derby; How About Space Leprechauns U Guise?; A Cracker Is A Cracker; Snoke or Literally Who?; The Problem With Porgs; Chubby Rey Asks Adam Driver To Put A Shirt On; The Hyperspace Kamikaze Is A White Lady And Not The Asian One; Force Ghost Yoda Uses Force Lighting to Burn Down the Force Tree; It's Not Snow, It's Not Sand, It's Salt; Crystal Foxes Lead The Way; R2-D2's Greatest Hits; Levitating Luke Lookalike Looks Like Legit Luke LOL; At Least There Was No Death Star In This One; Finn Lives But Luke Dies Because Niggers Get Caught Stealing Vehicles And Asian Women Are Horrible Drivers; A Chinaman Kisses A Nigger or Chinese Box Office Poison; At Least That Walking Carpet ManBear And That win Gold Robot Are Still Alive U Guise; Making Terrorism Cool For 40 Years; Han Solo Was So Glad He Died In The Last One; and Dear Santa I Want A Resistance Ring For Christmas.

''Star Wars: The Last Jedi'' was so bad, that [[ED]] [[sysop]] and soulless [[ginger]] [[William Atchison]] decided to [[murder]] two random people then [[an hero]] a week before its release, ensuring that at least three people will never see this dreck about [[Nazi]]s In Space by the House of Mouse.

===But wait, a SHITTY ''Star Wars'' film??===
Shocking, I know! And yet it finally happened. But don't let the alt-right fool you, its shittyness has NOTHING to do with the increased levels of feminism and diversity quotas that was added to the film. In fact, this movie is actually pretty smart, TOO smart for the masses, and it's only got a bad score on Rotten Tomatoes and low ticket sales because of 4chan troll accounts, Russian hackers, the alt-right, white supremacists, being released at the wrong time of the year, global climate change and increased snow levels to keep fans from returning to watch it five times, or some other reason other than the fact that is was a shitty movie.

[[File:SW-TLJ-toosmart.jpg|center|400px|thumb|If you hate this movie, then you're just too stupid to understand it. You were probably also too stupid to vote for Hillary too.]]

The irony of this movie is that it spends its time shitting on fans for being so locked into ''Star Wars'' mythos and lore, despite the fact that it basically rips off ''The Empire Strikes Back'' and ''Return of the Jedi''. But that's just your typical [[Liberalism|liberal]] attitude: "Do as I say, not as I do." Despite being just as moronically derivative of its predecessors as ''The Force Awakens'', ''TLJ'' spices it up by being a shittier version of the past films it's copying. With such a shit-tier script and moronic cast of characters, it's no wonder that normalfags are begging to have Jar Jar Binks's cock back in their mouths rather than endure another horrible minute of Porgs in their faces.

Much like the salty planet in the film, the Internet promptly overflowed with high levels of salt, as self-proclaimed "true fans" who hated it and self-proclaimed "fans" who liked it pathetically went to war with each other, with <del>the latter being the more pathetic of the two, as they desperately try to [[damage control]] for the film in any way possible, from downvoting or deleting posts on [[Reddit]] that go against the narrative to forming [[lie|perfectly valid and well-informed arguments]] in defense of the film, from such classics as "[[haters gonna hate]]," telling "haters" to leave their [[safe space]]s, to not have any opinions that go against theirs or that "it's okay to burn books and revision the past to suit my own views" (some are actually insane enough to admit this), followed by calling the haters names and strawmanning them to represent whatever it is they hate or triggers them at the moment, such as: "[[CIS Gender|CISHET male scum]]," "[[Russians]]," "[[GamerGate]]," "[[Oldfag|old people]]," "[[4chan]]," "[[8chan]]," "the [[alt-right]]," "[[Republicans]]," "[[Breitbart]]," "[[Alex Jones]]," "[[weeaboos]]," "[[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]]" (because everything has to have a fucking ''Harry Potter'' reference for these idiots) and (of course) "[[Donald Trump]]" and other [[too lazy|shit buzzwords nobody cares about]]. But hey, who needs actual cohesive arguments when it's far easier to just blame all of their problems on some kind of [[illuminati|singular group of evil boogeymen]] and banning anyone who disagrees with them like a bunch of schizophrenic retards instead of acknowledging their faults and shortcomings, [[amirite]]?</del> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]], both of the two sides calling each other pathetic retards while failing to realize [[truth|they are both pathetic retards]].

===How badly did The Last Jedi fuck shit up?===
Sales are down, the Han Solo movie [[Fail|bombed]], [[Lies|popular]] Star Wars [[Chuck Wendig|novel writers were fired]], and Hasbro is now stuck with so much unwanted and useless back stock that they have to think of creative ways to offload it. Case in point: a bouquet of Roses for Valentine's Day! No, not actual flowers, but a bouquet of Rose Tico toys clogging shelves and Hasbro's warehouse space!

[[File:StarWars-bouquetOfRoses.png|center|thumb|451px|A [[fail|creative]] way of selling twelve copies of a toy no one wanted. So much progressive GRRL POWER for only 239.88!]]

Lucasfilm is lucky that they named her "Rose" to be able to pull this off and not something like "enema" or "dogfood" that would have stopped them from trying to spin their sale of tons of useless toys. But still, Lucasfilm wouldn't be in this position if they didn't release such a shitty film with boring characters in it.

== ''Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker'' ==

[[File:The Rise of Skywalker.jpg|240px|right]]

'''The Rise of Shitwalker''' is final clusterfuck in the Sequel trilogy, only this time this movie was [[fail|panned by literally everyone including critics]]. JJ Adrams is back for another [[ripoff|rehash]] this time of "Return of the Jedi". [[truth|Actually no, what it actually is a Star Wars fan fiction based on Return of the Jedi]]. The first few minutes are dedicating to retconning "The Last Jedi" for how awful it was and a massive "[[fuck you]]" to Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson for being able to direct the movie instead of his uncreative ass. Basically Edgelord tries to kill Mary Sue, and she finds out and goes to find him. Her worthless friends are in this movie. A bunch of fanservice to desprately remind you of the better movies. [[Nobody cares|OMG! REY IS PALPATINE!!!]]. Princess Leila dies. Ray and Kylo are super pissed and try to kill each other. TONS OF FUCKING CGI EVERYWERE!!!. More pointless characters show up to fill at run time. HOLY SHIT!!! THE EMPEROR IS IN THIS MOVIE. Ray and Kylo team up to defeat him. Oh No, [[fake|Ray is going to die]]. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] Kylo saves Ray, and they pwn the Emperor. Forced kiss between them. Ray [[theft|steals the Skywalker name]] at the end. Oh and [[Bait|forced in win kiss]] to please SJW's, but doesn't have reason to be in the movie to please communists.

This movie sucked ass, and was unworthy ending to the god awful Skywalker Saga.

=== Which was the entire point all along ===
It was supposed to suck ass. You were supposed to hate it. It was supposed to lose money. Why? Because [[you]] liked it and they hate you. They ruined Star Wars out of sheer spite. They were more than happy to cost some dumbass company billions - who cares about the money? Star Wars VII - IX are woke triumphalism, same as making football players wear pink for breast cancer awareness (is anyone not aware of breast cancer?). They destroyed Star Wars intentionally, consciously, for the same reason and in much the same way that they destroyed Bud Lite. They despise you, they are your implacable enemies. Never forget it.

== [[LOL|ALL THIS SHIT IS NO LONGER CANON]] ==

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<center>This whole video summed up: "We love the ''EU'', ''EU'' was great, ''EU'' has kept ''Star Wars'' alive for thirty years, ''EU'' has enriched the whole ''Star Wars'' experience, oh we love ''EU''... '''LOL JK, FUCK ''EU'', it's discarded now"'''</center>

== ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' ==
[https://youtu.be/wJDAmBQ1u2g This is hands down the best episode out of all the ''Star Wars'' films]. It starts off with Han Solo and his furry friend in a space ship racing off to Chewbacca's [[happy Tree Friends|tree house]] to celebrate the Wookies' [[Kwanzaa|Life Day]]. One who sees the first five seconds already knows this is a piece of shit. It consists of uncircumcised dicks making music with bongs, a tranny version of Luke Skywalker and a whole family of furries jacking off to 2girls1cup. What's not to like? But best of all, there is no ending. It just randomly switches off to an advertisement for ''Star Wars'' [[Plastic crap|toys]].

There's a good chance you will wish to become [[An Hero|an hero]] after a few minutes of watching this masterpiece film, as its message of [[faggotry|love]] is extremely influential and will make you [[troll's remorse|regret all the terrible things you have done in the past]]. It's recommended that you separate yourself from any weapons and/or lethal drugs until the shock wears off.
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== Other media ==
=== Video games ===
==== ''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic'' ====

[[File:Juhani_x_revan.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Lesbians|Juhani and Darth Revan]].]]

There are three games in the ''[[Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]]'' franchise so far. The first involves an amnesiac Darth Revan trying to recall who s/he is (oh, spoilers, you're not supposed to learn the main character was Revan until near the end of the game, oops!) while recruiting a whiny guy, a loli Twi'lek, a Wookiee, a bitchy Jedi, [[Nigra|a wise black man]], a lesbian catgirl, two robots, and [[Duke Nukem|Mandalore]].

The second game involves an exiled Jedi working with an amputated old woman and a team of a few idiots from the first game, plus new characters. It was rushed for release because LucasArts wanted Obsidian to churn it out before Holiday 2004. So a lot of content was cut out.

[[SWTOR|The third]] is the [[MMORPG]]. It hasn't been released yet, but it is hyped up to hell and back. Because [[Nope.avi|OMG IT'S GOING TO BE THE ''WOW''-KILLER]] ([http://lorehound.com/news/ea-responds-to-declining-swtor-subscription-numbers TOO BAD IT WAS FOR NOTHING, FAGGOTS]). Maybe it won't have [[SWG|Jedi everywhere.]] And maybe [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/86552-Jeff-Freeman-Former-SWG-Lead-Gameplay-Designer-Dies this time one of its developers won't kill himself after putting in a game-breaking update that caused thousands of players to leave the game.]

==== ''[[Trolling|Star Wars: The Force Unleashed]]'' ====

The series which spawned [[win|Galen Marik]] who was in all essences [[God]]. His powers included being a [[camwhore|whiny]] [[angst]]-ridden [[douche]]bag and being able to kill everyone and everything without much trouble.

This series was basically just a way for Jew Lucas to squeeze more pocket money out of [[13-year-old boy]]s as well as being able to piss the fans off more with a well executed piece of trolling.

It has been announced that in the third installment, there will be a sequence where [[Gabe Newell|winlen]] is fighting the entire Imperial fleet, flying through space without a space suit on, slicing through Star Destroyers and at the end, crushes the third Death Star with his mighty [[Penis|powers]].

==== ''Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II – Electric Boogaloo''====

They gave [[win]]len another glow-stick. Also it's a short game.

=== [[win|''Star Wars'' books]] ===
[[File:Igotmarried sw.jpg|200px|thumb|Typical [[fanfic]] subject material.]]

Since fanboys apparently didn't have enough semen all over their [[Shit nobody cares about|limited edition ''Star Wars'' trilogy DVDs with the original theatrical releases]], [[Large Penis Support Group|various authors]] everywhere decided it would be a great idea to write numerous books [[Goatse|expanding]] the ''Star Wars'' universe. These [[Failures|masterpieces]] contain some of the biggest penis-sucking fanboy-overload of cock-gobbling fuckfests ever printed on paper. The undeniable truth is that unless you are a raging fanboy you probably have never read or even heard of these books (implying that [[you]] actually read of course).

The win events of these books are including, but not limiting to: Han and Leia's kids, Chewbacca dying (:<) Death Star II 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]], explanation of how [[faggot|Boba Fett]] survives the [[vagoo|Sarlacc Pit]], explanation of how Darth Maul and [[nigra|Samuel L. Jackson]] survive falling to their death in the movies, history of the Sith, how The Emporer comes back to life ''FIVE TIMES'' (srsly), and an entire fucking saga of [[faggot|Boba Fett]].
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== Turkish ''Star Wars'' (''Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam'') ==
[[File:TurkishStarWars.jpg|200px|thumb|Turkish ''Star Wars'']]

That's right Turkish ''Star Wars''. Not only does Turkish ''Star Wars'' include exploding rocks, epic maneuvers, and a salad of healing, but it breaks every copyright law ever to exist in any form of entertainment.
The movie includes no legible plot, downtime, English, furries (I ain't complainin'), or anything else that would ruin a movie. Sadly, Samuel L. Jackson was not in this movie. This movie does include: all of the above, cardboard sword, limbless lobsters, AIDS, and mummies.

'''PROTIP:''' This giant ripoff is still [[head]]s and shoulders above anything [[Jews|Lucas and company]] ever came up with, and proves that even Turks can do better than George Lucas.

The Plot is about Earth getting completely destroyed every time some years after 2000s, by space aliens, [[Wat|and the chunks that Earth gets blasted reform for humanity to rebuild]].Some of these parts fly into space, and one of the rocks that flew to space is full of Arab and [[Xenu|evil alien overlord who is 1,000 years old]] and [[Vampire|requires blood of the fallen humans to survive]]. Two brave Turkish pilots lead a defense force against this [[Xenu|Alien Overlord]] and accidentally crash unto this small planetoid. Abandoning their ships and looking for help, the duo get attacked by [[LOLWUT|Stormtroopers with swords and horses]]. They kill them and find out that this place is a rock that flew away from Turkey and [[Israel|contains the remnants of 13th Tribe]]. They try to kill the [[Xenu|Alien King]] but cannot defeat his army of furries. Thus they start to [[wtf|train with cardboard rocks]] and rub salad of healing on their skins to get better. Still they get captured when they go to a bar full of aliens and shitty music from whatever cantina ''Star Wars'' had, and the furries [[BDSM|try to mummify them]]. Anyway, they find some wooden sword of light that cuts everything apart, one of them betrays the other and dies, and our surviving hero cleaves the Alien King in two.
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== ''Star Wars'' and fat kids ==

In keeping with the Internet's phenomena of [[fat]] people making embarrassing videos of themselves, a young [[Canadian]] boy-whore named Ghyslain Raza (sounds like a ''Star Wars'' faggot!) secretly made a video of himself messing about and pretending a golf ball retriever was a Lightsaber. His mean-spirited classmates then put the video on the Internets, thus spawning the [[Star Wars Kid]]. He actually [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191216,00.html sued the tits off of them], settled out of court.
Apparently, Ghyslain's classmate intended to upload videos of the fat boy getting butt-raped by his win friend and enjoying it, but the wrong video was obtained.

=== Jek Porkins ===

The overweight X-Wing pilot Jek Porkins is a role-model for fat kids, [[Kevin Smith]] and [[neckbeards]] worldwide, because he can pilot his spaceship while simultaneously consuming vast quantities of cheeseburgers and soda.

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* [http://www.nerdist.com/2014/06/sdcc-exclusive-gentle-giants-porkins-bust-is-must-have-star-wars-swag/ A tasteful tribute to the great man that will look very sophisticated in your bedroom, next to your used tissues and ''Star Wars'' ''EU'' novels].

== ''Star Wars'' fan boys ==
Shitloads of nerds are obsessed with this pile of [[crap]] such as the [[Homosexuality|homo]] who turned his Honda Civic into the [[H-wing]]. According to comedian Brian Posehn, the best way to [[troll]] ''Star Wars'' fanboys is to run up to them and yell "Picard stinks!! Kirk was way better!!" However, some fans like [[Sonbreezie]] also like ''[[Star Trek]]'' and in some lesser degree ''[[Stargate]]''. ...or maybe ''[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]''... cuz [[star]]s and [[Disney]] and other shit right???

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=== Fanbois on the Internets ===
[[File:Astormytrooper.jpg|200px|thumb|[[Child abuse]]]]

There are thousands of ''Star Wars'' [[slashfic|fan sites]] on the Internets, and a consistent number of [[wiki]]s, most notably [[Wookieepedia]] and its minor bitch sister, the [[Star Wars Fanon Wiki]].
Other ''Star Wars'' wikis in the Internets:

* [http://www.stardestroyer.net Stardestroyer.net] brought to you by [[Retard|Mike Wong]].
* [http://compedia.wikia.com Compedia] brought to you by [[Wikia]].
* [http://swmerchandise.wikia.com ''Star Wars'' Merchandise] by [[Angela]].
* [http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/ Dark Jedi Brotherhood].
* [http://www.imperialdirectorate.org TROLL MOAR].
* Thanks to a dedicated [[warez]] scene, the [http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ original movie] is now available on the Internet.
* Theforce.net forums (please tell them that the prequels sucks they love that)[http://boards.theforce.net/].

Even the [[sick fuck]] [[Chris-chan]] likes ''Star Wars''.
=== [[Trying too hard]] to troll ===

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StarTrek727 : Hello my Sci-Fi friend. How goes the intergalactic battle?

JediKnightX : hey there, who are you?

StarTrek727 : You don't know me... I read in your buddy profile that you are a ''Star Wars'' fan... nice screen name by the way.

JediKnightX : Um, yeh thanks. Your screen name is pretty unoriginal, don't you think?

StarTrek727 : I'm only professing my love for ''Star Trek'', you have a problem with that punk?

StarTrek727 : It's not like ''Star Wars'' is cooler than ''Star Trek''...''Star Wars'' sucks ass.

JediKnightX : Excuse me, you are insulting the very essence of what I stand for, the nobility of the Jedi way and what it means to be a true ''Star Wars'' fan.

StarTrek727 : Everyone knows that in a fight, ''Star Trek'' would put a beat down to ''Star Wars''.

JediKnightX : Are you joking me? There is substantial empirical and theoretical data supporting ''Star Wars'' dominance.

JediKnightX : Don't test me young man, I would blow your feeble mind away.

StarTrek727 : You smell bad.

StarTrek727 : Do you have a pony tail? I bet you do... those are so ''Star Wars''. Do you think George Lucas is pretty?

StarTrek727 : Would you " blow" me away with the Force? That is pretty cool though, like when they move stuff with their minds, So BADASS. Can you do that?

JediKnightX : If you continue to offer me gibberish I will be forced to end this conversation.

StarTrek727 : I bet you have a purdy mouth.

JediKnightX : Alright, it's clear you don't care to try my knowledge. Leave me.

StarTrek727 : Hey...

JediKnightX : What?

StarTrek727 : Alright, you want to fight, Lets RUMBLE biatch.

JediKnightX : Hit me with anything you've got.

StarTrek727 : First off... #1 ''Star Trek'' didn't have any win characters, what do you say in defense of your precious Jar Jar Binks, that guy was a flamer. You'd probably like to have hot Jar Jar man-love with him, eh?

JediKnightX : I call that a pitiful argument of a desperate Trekkie. You obviously understand no core data about logistics, weaponry, shielding, etc.

StarTrek727 : Au contraire my little semantic sleeper.

StarTrek727 : While I may not be a diehard wackjob... studying episodes, transcripts, blueprints like yourself, I do have some key points to establish for ''Star Trek'' superiority.

JediKnightX : Let's hear em.

StarTrek727 : One quick question, do you touch yourself when you think of Darth Vader with his mask off? He is so cute.

JediKnightX : I grow tired of you.

StarTrek727 : #2, Worf would kill Chewbacca in a fight. Your dude is all hair, no muscle.

StarTrek727 : Pure street fight, no lasers, no little ''Star Wars'' gadgets.... just raw POWER. Your wookie would die to my Klingon!

JediKnightX : Chewbacca would tower over Worf, by at least a foot and a half. Besides, his physical dominance is clearly shown through out the ''Star War'' movies, while Worf's power is roughly equivalent to about 2.5 men.

StarTrek727 : You are forgetting one fact kind sir....

JediKnightX : What's that?

StarTrek727 : I would have Worf so juiced up on steroids and pain killers he would feel no pain... you would feel the PAIN sucka.

JediKnightX : You are such a child... Here's a topic for you: Spaceship 1 on 1 battles. ''Star Wars''' tactical warships would handle anything ''Star Trek'' could offer.

StarTrek727 : Tactical warships? Is that a new warship that gives you suck-ass action?

StarTrek727 : Are you a hairy person, I imagine all the ''Star Wars'' guys as really hairy.

JediKnightX : You really make no sense.

StarTrek727 : Hey! You watch your tone with me Han Solo, don't make me go call my Trekkie Mafia.. we would F you up. Me, Picard, Data, Worf... god, we'd be a Wrecking crew.

JediKnightX : I see you dabble in the realm of insanity. Well, as much fun as this has been, I must be off.

StarTrek727 : Wait... I am sorry.... I am being childish and immature. I admit it.

StarTrek727 : I have no friends, my mom and dad keep me locked in the basement... on account of my Albinism. Do you know how hard it is to be a pale faced freak?!

JediKnightX : Are you serious? It's okay, I didn't realize that.

StarTrek727 : I'll let you go, although I have one more point... hear me out please.

JediKnightX : Sure thing.

StarTrek727 : Lets assume that you are right about ''Star Wars'' being superior. That they would stomp ''Star Trek'' on all the technobabble shit you have discussed... That you, JediKnightX, are much better suited to do battle then the likes of... a childish, Albino freak. I will throw in the towel to these facts... but one true question remains... one which will settle it all:

JediKnightX : What's that?

StarTrek727 : Do you have man-boobs?

JediKnightX : Goodbye.

StarTrek727 : Live long and prosper my friend... live long and prosper!
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=== Star fan wars ===
[[File:Starwarsdog13.jpg|200px|thumb|Animal abuse]]
On three separate occasions, arguments involving the superiority of ''Star Wars'' to ''[[Doctor Who]]'', and vice versa, have exploded into three wars. These wars have killed thousands of innocent people, but considering that most of them were [[cosplay]]ers and [[Narutard]]s it isn't THAT sad. These wars are generally fought at conventions in the United States, because even the nerds there are gun nuts. Most of these fights wind up making an awful mess of the whole arena, and seeing as both sides are too weak and frail to hold any winnings from the cops, most of these battles wind up a tie, such as the Battle of L.A. Con. But a few exceptions, such as the Battle of A-kon, were victories for the Mecha fans, who had armed themselves and incidentally wiped both sides off the map. There is currently a ''Star'' fan war in progress in [[Korea]], [[Japan]] and the western seaboard of the United States. Mecha peacekeepers have managed to contain the thread of pathetic nerd-dom.

=== How to troll ''Star Wars'' fans ===
[[File:Darth Fagh.jpg|thumb|200px|Darth Faggot]]
* Focus on the Lightsaber, after all, it's just a big flashlight. The blade is a plasma of photons or charged particles that have almost no mass at all so how do they balance the lack of mass from the blade so these Jedis can do all these fancy spins with their Lightsaber?

* The Rebel Alliance is basically an [[Islam]]ic terrorist group because they have no qualms about using children as fighters or soldiers. In ''Episode I'', Little Orphan Annie actually flew a fighter in a battle. He was what, 10? Many of the [[Disney]] bastardizations all have children who fight so that Disney can brainwash kids into giving their lives up for [[Allah]].

* What is the learning curve for modern technology in ''Star Wars''. It takes maybe a month to become a Jedi but the training program for the X-Wing fighter has to be about 45 minutes. What's really funny and scary at the same time is [[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard's]] ''Battlefield Earth'' is more plausable in that the main character finds a still working flight simulator 1,000 years in the future so he can teach cavemen how to fly Harrier Jump Jets compared to Luke Skywalkers non-existent training program and [[Deus Ex Machina|deus ex machina]] plot device of having the story say that he's a crack pilot like his father.

* All those nice fighter jet style rolls they do can't be done in space because it lacks an atmosphere.

* How fast does a laser blast move in ''Star Wars''? Light should move at 186,000 miles per second in a vacuum and the fact that you can see the laser blast and a Jedi has more than enough time to react to one and block it with their Lightsaber, being mere feet away, means their laser blasts are moving much slower. Slower than modern bullets. Some experts have even said that a Major League Baseball pitcher's fastball moves faster than one of their laser blasts. Firing a laser at someone a few feet, yards or even miles away would have an instantaneous effect on them. Think on this, Earth's moon is 240,000 miles from the Earth's surface and it only takes light about one and a quarter seconds to reach the Earth from the Moon's surface.

* You might be able to see the laser blasts in an atmosphere because it might be reacting with the gasses and dust but there is no way you'd be able to see them in space with no atmosphere.

* How secure is their society when anyone with an R-2 unit can hack a computer in seconds.

* The reason they played up the Whole Luke and Leia thing is because no one knew if Harrison Ford would stay on. In fact, many old ''Expanded Universe'' books had Luke and Leia [[fuck]]ing like Australian field mice before the third movie made them brother and sister.
** That's cold, man. Mice plagues are no joke.

== Criticism ==

Has anyone else notice that the various made-up names in ''Star Wars'' are baby-talk? "Dooku"? "Padawan"? Even "Jedi" shits the ever-loving shit outta me.

Amusingly, they had to change "Dooku" to "Dookan" somewhere or other because in the local language 'Dooku' means 'penis' because ''of course it does, what else could it possibly mean?''

Fuck! I just realized just now! Half the fictional names in ''Star Wars'' sound like they were made up by Jar-Jar Binks!!!

== Star Wars: The Disney Saga ==
 
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== Twi'leks ==

Many ''Star Wars'' nerds fap to the thought of fucking a Twi'lek, an alien with two penises hanging down its head. This can be seen here in video form:
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== Gallery ==

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File:Starwarslebowski.gif|''Star Wars'' hates Lebowski
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File:spaceballs.gif|[[Jews|Spaceballs]]
File:Star wars h4x.gif|[[lol]] St4r W4rz is s0 [[l33t]][[oneoneone|!!!11on1!]].
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File:N2o_1211_199988_1.jpg|Example of Darth [[pr0n]]
File:Atatfuck.jpg|FANBOY LOEV ATAT ^^
File:kitfisto.jpg|Jedi Master Kit Fisto
File:R2 D2 Goatse.jpg|It projects holograms and everything.
File:Usetheforce.jpg|All your circuits are belong to us.
File:Leiagettingfuckedbybobbafetbuthegetshisheadcutoffbyaniggerjedi.jpg|Buttholez Closed
File:One_True_Star_Wars_Pairing.jpg
File:Yoda fleshlight.jpg|Cannot unseen be what been seen has.
File:Sarlacc.png|Han Cholo almost gets thrown into this
File:Starwarscomicbook.jpg|Early storyboards for ''Return of the Jedi''
File:DarthAndLeiaColoring.jpg|34 for kids!
File:HanSolo.jpg|[[Asking for it]] and getting it
File:Fetish_-_Scene_From_Star_Wars.jpg
File:Leia01.jpg|Chewbacca loves interracial sex.
File:4chanstarwarscosplay.jpg
File:Starwarslookalike.jpg| ''Star Wars'' Look A-likes
File:Starwarsisrael.jpg|Jew
File:Starwarsrocks.jpg|ROCK ON
File:Goatsewars.jpg|Behold the power of the [[Goatse|GoatseStar]].
File:Lucasviolenz.jpg|Faggot
File:Ewok.jpg| LUKE MA BOI
File:Wookie3om.jpg|YOU GONNA GET [[rape|RAPED]].
File:DEATH STAR DID WTC.jpg|Just in case you forgot already
File:Bush darthvader.jpg|Darth Moron and his mentor.
File:Here's your Master baby.jpg|Here's your Master, bitch
File:Leia_luke_kiss.jpg|George Lucas brings his dream of incest into mainstream culture.
File:George Lucas, NO!.jpg|George Lucas appears on [[Chris Hansen|To Catch A Predator]].
File:Epic_wine_Star_Wars_Fan.jpg|Typical ''Star Wars'' fan trying to be kewl but epic failing.
File:TurkishStarWars2.jpg|Jews about to do WTC
File:Starwarsfags.jpg|more ''Star Wars'' fans.
File:SuperShadow.jpg|Typical fanboi
File:Death_Star_Construction.jpg|Apparently, [[Bill Gates|Microsoft]] is funding the construction of the new Death Star.
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File:Sensethispicturemakesnone.jpg|Makes about as much sense as the plot to ''Revenge of the Sith''
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File:star20wars.jpg|Definitely the worst looking fan costumes ever to exist. EVER.
File:Jaxxon.jpg|[[Dave Hopkins|Comics with green rabbits]] are usually [[crap]].
File:Jedi-lady.jpg|[[Typical]] [[female]] ''Star Wars'' nerd.
File:How does Han shot.jpg|[[How Do I Shot Web?|How does Han shot first?]]
File:Moar4.jpg|[[wrong|Obi-Wan]] wants even [[moar]] shitty films.
File:Darthnigger.jpg|Not so likeable once you realize he's [[black]] ''under'' all that cape, too!
File:Funnydarthvader.jpg|Unknown to most, Vader was deeply disturbed over watching the same man get killed over and over again during the Clone Wars.
File:Lookbobafett.jpg|OH DUDE! THERE'S BOBA FETT!!11!!1
File:Stormjewlolz.jpg|Even Stormtroopers hate Jews.
File:Bobafett.jpg|[[Pokemon|BOBAFETT!]]
File:Starwarsrape.jpg|RAPE
File:Star_Wars_terrorist.jpg[[9/11|NEVAR FORGET!]]
File:Dawkins-tehjedi-atheist.jpg|Even [[Richard Dawkins|Evangelical Atheists]] can become Jedis.
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File:Chew table flip.jpg|Typical negroid reaction upon being refused service.
File:Deathstardidwtc.jpg|[[Jews did WTC|DEATH STAR DID WTC]]!!
File:Frog2D2.jpg|[[GET OUT|BEEPBOOPBEEPBEEP]]!
File:That70sshowstarwars.jpg|That 70s Star Wars [[crossover]]!
File:Star_Wars_-_Chewbaccas_Penis.jpg
File:Georgelucas.gif|How ''Star Wars'' was created
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File:Star Wars 7.jpg|What people thought ''The Force Awakens'' was going to be.
File:Jedi Are Terrorists.jpg
File:Pedo-3PO.jpg|[[CP]]-3PO
File:NiggaLando.jpg|George Lucas's token nigger.
File:Picard-Star Wars.jpg|''Star Wars'' vs. ''Star Trek''
File:DONOTWANT Vader.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
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== See also ==
[[File:Depressed-stormtrooper.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Even Stormtroopers have feelings...]]
[[File:Alt-right star wars darth schlomo.jpg|right|thumb|250px|An old villain returns to battle the forces of good]]
* [[Admiral Ackbar]]
* [[Aspie]] - 98% of its fandom.
* [[Backstroke of the West]] - A superior version.
* [[Bothan spy]]
* [[Comic book fans]]
* [[Cylon]]
* [[Deus Ex Machina|Deus ex machina]] - If you're a fan of ''Star Wars'' then you probably have no clue what this means.
* [[DO NOT WANT]]
* ''[[EVE Online]]''
* [[Force Push]]
* [[H-wing]]
* ''[[Indiana Jones]]''
* [[Jedi]] (religion)
* [[Labrinth]]
* [[Lusers]]
* [[Nerds]]
* [[Kevin Smith|Smith, Kevin]] - Boring-ass fat piece of shit that can't make a movie without referencing ''Star Wars''.
* [[Stardestroyer.net]]
* ''[[Star Trek]]''
* ''[[Stargate]]''
* ''[[Star Wars: Battlefront II]]''
* [[Star Wars Kid]]
* [[Star Wars Fanon]]
* ''[[Star Wars Galaxies]]''
* ''[[Star Wars: The Old Republic]]''
* ''[[Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]]''
* [[Unidentified Rodian with jacket]]
* [[Wookieepedia]]
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== External links ==
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* [http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/Images/Force/ Obi Wan gifs here]
* [http://www.stardestroyer.net/ My Versus Website]
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr ''Star Wars Christmas Special'' - ''That Guy with the Glasses'']
* [http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/ ''Star Wars'' reviews (Longcat videos which you should give a chance even if they are slow in the beginning)]
* [http://star-war-porn.com/ ''Star Wars'' porn!]
* [[Space Moose]] does ''Star Wars'': [http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/dworkin.gif Part 1], [http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/give_to_me.html part 2].
* [http://www.wired.com/2015/10/harrison-ford-han-solo-hot-dog/ Ford wanted Han dead anyway]
* [http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-case-for-the-empire/article/2540 The rebels are the bad guys. [[truth|The Empire are the heroes.]]]
* [http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/11/star-wars-is-garbage/ Faggot [[irony|accuses ''Star Wars'' of faggotry]]]
 
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[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

Body Pillows

2024-08-25T15:06:40Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win

[[Image:Bodypirrowronery motui.jpg|right]]
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'''Body Pillows''' are inanimate sacks used by people for [[fucking|sleeping]] with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would ''NEED'' to use it. But for people who just ''WANT'' to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will [[die alone]].

==Types==
Body pillows come in a variety shapes and sizes, different types for a specific use. But they definitely fall into one of the two categories.

===Love Pillows===
[[Image:Hairy pillow fuckers ass theanimereality.jpg|thumb|right| Proper usage of a body pillow.]]
These pillows are marketed specifically to those who will eventually perish alone. While their shape defines just how one properly utilizes it, all forms could be used for [[masturbation]]. Some of these look like [[guro|sections of body parts]] that are supposed to be clung onto or rested upon while the person fantasizes [[Mai Waifu|someone]] is actually there. Another form is a rectangular pillow the size of an average human, and would usually display an [[Stalker|actual person]] or cartoon character. In the [[Japan|island populated by technologically advanced fetishists]], these are known as "dakimakura" (literally meaning, fuck-pillow). Some love pillows sport [[cock|penises]], [[SPH|strategically placed holes]], and [[tits]].

===Orthopedic Pillows===
[[Image:Travel Pillow creepy egeneralmedicaldotcom.jpg|thumb|right| Example of an orthopedic pillow.]]
These are the ones that are actually manufactured for a practical use. They can be used to help support the bloated forms of women who are stupid enough to get pregnant and relieve back pain before flushing out the fetus with a successful stillbirth. Others are employed on broken or aching [[DAT ASS|areas]] of the body that were somehow [[blowjob|injured]] until they have healed. The strange shapes of these are engineered for those specific purposes, but they are rendered pointless and ugly things to have lying around once the problem they were used for is gone. Ergo, these most likely to be found within homes of the [[rich]], the [[old|elderly]], in hospitals or [[jew|people borrowing from all of them.]]

== People who have fucked pillows ==
*[[Plushophiles]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]s
*[[Gardevoir|Gardefags]]
*[[Otaku]]s
*[[Riley34470]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[MadThad0890]]
*[[You]]

== Gallery ==
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File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg| [[My Little Pony|You're going to '''LOVE ME'''!!!]]
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== Videos ==
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== See also ==
*[[RealDoll]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Imaginary Girlfriend]]
*[[Hentai]]
*[[Mai Waifu]]
*[[Plushophile]]
*[[Lonely]]

== External links ==
* http://www.dakimakurapillow.com Now you can make your own!
* http://www.mypillowpartner.com
* http://www.spine-health.com/wellness/sleep/different-types-pillows
* http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?pagewanted=all
* http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html

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{{Dying Alone}}
{{Sex}}
{{timeline|Featured article December 10 & 11, [[2012]]|[[Zeta Toy]]|Body Pillows|[[Plush Pedobear]]}}

VampireFreaks

2024-08-25T15:06:37Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (7)

{{spoiler|it's just a clothing store for e-girls now}}
[[Image:Vf_emo_hair_rip.png|thumb|Emo_Hair Cult deleted, 42,000 emo faggots simultaneously shit their little sister's jeans.]]
[[Image:Vampscreen.jpg|thumb|Oh noez!! Vampires on teh internetz!1]]
[[Image:Typicalvampirefreakspage.png|thumb|Typical post on Fanpire Geeks]]
[[Image:Bgothsmpony.gif|thumb|The default user pic on every profile.]]
[[Image:DimmuBorgiressViking.jpg|thumbnail|Because [[Dimmuborgiress]]'s gender is not discernible, it is porn for most VF members. ]]
[[Image:Vamploser.jpg|thumb|One of these two has been rated VampireFreaks' "top girl". But which one? Answer? Both.]]
[[Image:Want.jpg|thumb|The Dramatic Chipmunk does not approve of this site.]]

'''[http://vampirefreaks.com/ VampireFreaks]''' caters to all the worst people on the [[internets]] [http://VampireFreaks.com/cult/Furry including furries]. The vast majority of male VampireFreaks subscribers are self-described [[win]]s or [[bisexual]]s ([[amirite|aren't all emos?]]). The website was created by a [[Virgin|New Yorker]] named [http://VampireFreaks.com/jet Jet] [[Bullshit|who is so totally not mainstream]]. Like most forums for internet otherkin, it's made up of internet toughguys, fat gawth girl, lots of mascara and black hair die. Goth 4evar!!1

== Profiles ==

VampireFreaks is primarily a profile site, much like [[Facebook]], except in unreadable motifs of purple and black. Most of the VampireFreaks profiles are over-coded CSS train-wrecks with annoying GIF backgrounds, awful quotes, eye-stabbingly tiny print and [[Photomanip|manipulated]] portraits, frequently of Facebook users who look a whole lot better than the owner of the VampireFreaks account.

As an example of the average intellect of a VampireFreaks user:

"''love is just a chemical reaction of spontaneous hormone's within the mind and body.''" -[http://vampirefreaks.com/VIXEN_SIN Alice Arkham]

The profiles are the primary method of [[Trolling|communication]] in the VampireFreaks community. Users communicate to each other via profile comments and picture comments, which naturally leads account users to engage in [[Comment whore|attention]]-[[Camwhore|seeking]] [[Attention whore|behavior]]

[[Image:L_1855f405f11d40079cbe5e9fa6adbf8f.jpg‎|thumb|A male user of Vampirefreaks - wait, is that a chick???]]

=== Ratings community ===

VampireFreaks has a profile rating system, much like many other profile sites. Users can rate profiles on a scale of one to ten, according to the quality and content of the profile, the appeal of the profile pictures, the user's tastes in music or merely the rater's whim. The rating system has its rewards, namely a moment's recognition on the front page's "top rated" feature. Thus completing an otherwise meaningless existence of a [[Twilight|sad-sack-drac]]. This recognition lasts usually less than a minute, as the previously top-rated person inevitably will down-rate the new top-rated profile and ask his/her/its e-friends to do so as well. Due to the widely popular "10 and you're in" motto, rating a fellow member with anything less than a perfect 10 will result in massive [[butthurt]] and/or [[drama]].

VampireFreaks also has a daily "featured member" spotlighted on the front page. It is widely [[truth|believed]] that the featured member is the user who sends the most [[noodz]] to the site admin before midnight.

== Journals ==

The journals at VampireFreaks are every bit as inane as those at [[LiveJournal]], but with even more [[Goth]]ic [[drama]] applied to even the smallest event. In other words, VampireFreaks journals are exactly like [[DeadJournal]]. At the time of this writing, some of the site's [http://VampireFreaks.com/journal_recent.php most recent entries] included:

*"This is a sad feeling, sometimes alone isn't a word anymore. I mean I feel so distant from other people, but it seems that even if I dressed like everyone else and whatnot I'd still be alone. I don't know how to explain it. I have no idea how anyone else feels though. I feel so alone. I want to move far away and make new friends, since on this side of the net, they are so far gone. I have no idea where some of them are. I am too different from everybody else. I hate it:(" - [http://vampirefreaks.com/journal_comment.php?entry=4479202]

*"You guys ever been doing something, been in the same place you are everyday and realized that you really have no friends? It's quite depressing isn't it? To suddenly realize that no one really likes you, but you can't help it because they judged the book by its cover?" - [http://vampirefreaks.com/journal_comment.php?entry=4479199]
*"Rivers of tears, a poem for my broken heart" - Black is the river I see, swimming through darkness no light there be. I crawl through the underbrush to the side of a road, I was left behind no hand to hold. I walk naked for people to see, but I am invisible there is nothing to me. How can they see the light in my eyes, the red in my lips, the flight in my thighs. I breathe in each breath with a sigh of regret, I am scared and alone and oh my God I am spent. Walking and talking to myself, I can't remember me, I am taking the high road to set myself free. My lovers are long gone, a memory left to wither. I stand by myself and I quiver." - [http://vampirefreaks.com/journal_comment.php?entry=4479171]

Refresh the [http://VampireFreaks.com/journal_recent.php most recent entries] for endless entertainment.

== Messageboard ==

=== Random Thoughts ===

This is the most active forum on Vampirefreaks with ~30 active posters and [[Over 9000]] lurkers at any given moment, and its inhabitants are a far stranger breed of [[faggot|vampire]]. This is the forum where the [[no life|old school]] members, forum staff, and site [[jews|elite]] get together to [[circle jerk]], hound prepubescent girls for [[cp|n00dz]], and troll [[newbs]]. Then when these [[Goatse|assholes]] grow tired from those pastimes, they post [[do not want|pictures of themselves]], lyrics to songs that nobody's ever heard, and polls about what to eat for supper that night or wear [[lie|to the club]]. A few, in an attempt to be funny, even spout [[old meme]]s that even /b/tards find unfunny.

=== the Lounge ===

The Lounge forum was established as a refugee forum for [[loser|users]] who had been banned or kicked from the Chat or [[flame]]d out of the Random Thoughts forum. To no surprise, it's full of even more pointless nonsense than Random Thoughts, only without newbs and other losers to flame. They call them 'random thoughts light.'

Correction: The regulars in the Lounge try to be just as hard and asshole-ish as the [[b|random thoughts crowd]] that they strive to be like and admire. Only they do it by having hard win sex in each other's assholes.

=== Advice ===

In the Advice forum, VampireFreaks users freely give horrible, impractical advice to teens that are utterly incapable of managing their lives. Typical topics are teen pregnancy, which boy/girl/[[furry|animal]] to take as a lover, and ''ZoMg My parents are so cruel they just grounded me 4 a hole WeEk!!1! 1'' The [[16-year-old girls|Advice forum mod]]s are selected primarily for their maturity, compassion and ability to give sound advice. However, most of them suffer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compassion_fatigue "compassion fatigue"] within weeks of joining the Advice forum staff and instead refer the OP to a FAQ nobody will read or give formulaic, cut-and-paste advice from same.

=== the Music forums ===

Fact: All of the cool [[vampires]] in [[Anne Rice]] novels spend their time talking about whether [[Green Day]] could kick [[System of a Down]]'s ass.
Rule: If it's a band nobody has ever heard of, it's the most hardcore band in the world.
Fact: Nobody on VampireFreaks has heard of anything more obscure than [[Slipknot|Shitcock]], and thus, they are the most hardcore band in the world.

=== Fashion and Body Mods ===
[[|thumb|So Goth!]]
These forums are dedicated to the fine art of making [[ugly]] [[Goth]] people even uglier.
People happily discuss what neon color eyeliner pencil to draw their eyebrows on with, how long their extensions should be (The more they hurt the eyes, the better), and how many piercings they can get before they set off a metal detector in the airport from ten feet away.

=== the Writer's Corner ===

If you're in the mood for major [[lulz]], direct yourself to the writer's forum. Therein, you will find some writings deemed even more horrible than [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon_poetry Vogon poetry]. Most poems begin with "my wrists are bleeding black" and ends with "my soul is dead forever."

Here is a sample of the [[crap|alleged poetry]]:

"Show me pain 
Show me suffer 
Show me [[what is love|what love is]] 
Show me [[WTF|what the ring]]

Tell me why 
Tell me how 
Tell me who 
Tell me something

Daddy, you never loved mummy 
Mummy, you're as stupid as he is 
And together you represent Hate 

And I will be taken away 
And it's by my side 
That word 
My Love sleeps deep inside 
That word makes our heart beat

Hate represent our Love 
As we are what we hated 
And no one will ever break us"

It is widely held by the Poetry mods that most of the so-called poetry is actually generated by the [http://www.deadlounge.com/poetry/poems.html Goth-O-Matic™ Poetry Generator].

=== [[LOL|Intelligent Discussion]] ===

This was formerly (18+), which was ironically named, considering the fact that 75% of the regulars there were under 18 and probably more intelligent than the adult regs there. Asking for n00dz and spamming links to 2Girls1Cup was common in that forum until Jet finally got off his lazy-ass to change the fucking name. The ugly trollop.
Interestingly enough, the new name for the forum is even more ironic than its former tag as it typically includes topics like this:
''"Ok, I have recently started having problems controlling blood lust and I wondered if anybody has an idea on how I can regain control or how I can get the blood without having to cut myself open to get it. Please help me out, I don't know how much longer I can control myself."''

=== Dreams ===

Dead forum that no one with any sanity ever uses.

=== Sports ===

Due to everyone on VF being an overweight emo who couldn't do a single push up to save their life, it got wiped out in the VF time paradox created by Jet himself, resulting in 0.00000001% of the message board population to be in great agony.

=== Metal ===

Metal suxxors. Fall Out Boy is God in this forum!

== Chats ==
[[Image:Regular_day_in_VF_chat.jpg|thumb|Just a normal day in flash chat for these faggots]]

[irc://irc.webmaster.com/vampirefreaks ''#vampirefreaks'' on IRC.webmaster.com] combines all the [[drama]], illiteracy and horrific qualities of its parent site into one real-time [[clusterfuck]]. Poorly spelled comments are shouted at random, followed by twelve assertions of [[lol]], and then finally rounded out with the illiterate flirting of high school sophomores in the brief moments when their dads aren't watching. There's no point to [[troll]]ing the chat, as the natural state of its users is one of incoherence and agitation. Just sit back and watch the [[lulz]].

VampireFreaks also has Flash chat with webcam and microphone capacity, much to the pleasure of [[camwhore]]s and those on the hunt for [[loli]]. This is now a primary place where your fellow misunderstood, angsty teenage peers can congregate, chat and bitch about who you think is a fake through audio, video, and text. There are 17 different rooms for you to choose from. There is the waiting room, 13-18, 18+, 21+, Australia, Canada, Europe, (the recently added) Gamers, Industrial, Lobby, the notoriously epic Metal room, Random Thoughts, UK, US-East Coast, US-West Coast, VampireFreaks, and Webcams (all of which are 'heavily' monitored by adfags and their bitch-patrol).

The chat "Staff" are a bunch of faggots who take the Internet way to [[srsly]], much like the admins on the message boards. It's SRSBSNS! With the contribution of online relationships and engagements (PrickPhil and ChrissyCuntFlaps) they're their own downfall.

== Cults ==
[[Image:EMO_SAD.jpg|thumb|A common emo cult]]

Within the VampireFreaks [[community]] are user groups known as "[[cults]]". Whether being devoted to suicide, ridiculous fashion or [[win]]/[[Emo]] Pride, these "cults" are sure to provide [[lulz|entertainment]] to the casual observer. Cults include, but are not limited to the following amusing categories:

*'''Fashion & beauty:''' Many beauty cults accept members on an application process and pride themselves on being near impossible to get into, even though the owner is usually fat or ugly.
*'''Support & help:''' Similar to the "advice" messageboard. Most cults here revolve around cutting or [[an hero|suicide]].
*'''Games:''' More often than not, not even related to video games. "Cult games" are a [[stupid|really cool way]] way to achieve high post count, without actually having to interact with other users.
*'''Literature:''' Yet another outlet for gothic poetry.
*'''Locations & Languages:''' "[[Turkey|TURKISHFREAKS]]", [[niggers]], etc. Turkish VF users are notorious for being perverts.

Other categories include [[Emo|Music]], [[Twilight|Movies]] & TV, Whiny Emo Bitches, Scenes & culture, HTML & Design, Technology & Computers, Sports & entertainment, Business & shops, [[Rape|Mature & relationships]], Child Molestation, Arts Food & Health, [[Whining|Philosophy & intellectual]], "OMG I was touched as a kid and now I cut my self" club, Political & activist, Nigger Goths, and it only gets worse...

The names of these cults tend to focus on the melancholy nature of the sad fucks that create and subscribe to them. Most cults revolve around [[16 year old girl]]s talking about how they love to smoke pot. A lot of the cults on this site are also for the "most 3l33ttttTTt" kids of VF. AKA: The ones with the biggest dreads, most self inflicted scars, most piercings and biggest tits.

===Rip Offs===
Known [[elite]] members have often ripped cults off from [[noob]] members or rival elite members. The famed cult [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/cult/VF-Mafia VF-Mafia] where only the [[best|elite]] of the [[best|elite]] can enter was copied by the self-proclaimed [[internet celebrity]] [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/ottoid Ottoid], and named [http://vampirefreaks.com/cult/cosa_nostra Cosa Nostra]. [[some argue|Many have said]] that, "Only the [[USI|elite of the elite of the elite of the elite]] are able to even dream of entering." This cult was ripped off from the VF-Mafia, but had a better design and had a catchier name that a [[typical]] elite member would most likely [[google]] to try and fit in. Ottoid has also ripped off the cult [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/cult/Inked Inked] and created [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/cult/MOD MOD]; once again a catchier name with a better design. The members of the cult are known as the ''MOD Squad''. [[wikipedia:Mod Squad|Sound familiar]]?

===Kimberly Proctor's Murder===
In March 2010 the burnt out body of a 18 year old female was found next to a regional trail in British Columbia. Upon finding out that the [[retard|victim]] had an account on vampirefreaks.com, CNN's Headline News (moar like Pedowhine Jews, [[amirite]]?) immediately [[Shit Nobody Cares About|blamed the goth subculture for all pain and suffering in the world]]. And they were right!

===Vocal Violence===
The byproduct of [[B|/b/]] and [[Goth]] kids, yet none of them are actually hardcore enough to burn crosses on a niggers lawn. It consists mainly of hot girls with bad haircuts, ugly girls with good haircuts, [http://vampirefreaks.com/Thor trolls], [http://vampirefreaks.com/The_Count_is_Back failtrolls], painfully obvious trolls [http://vampirefreaks.com/A_Shadow_of_a_heart #1] and [http://vampirefreaks.com/-Synthetic_God- #2], and [http://vampirefreaks.com/kansen the retard that just doesn't shut up]. Much like [[Boxxy]]tards, they are weak enough to [http://vampirefreaks.com/Cyllan follow a woman with] black person lips. Other common themes are fat girls thinking they are sexy (Though that goes for all of VampireFreaks), [[Goth]] kids thinking they are so [[hardcore]] for listening to "REAL GOTH MUSIC AND NOT THAT SHITTY SLIPKNOT MALLGOTH STUFF LOLOLOL", and tits smeared with fecal matter. Even with [[????]], it is questionable if this place could ever equal [[profit]].

===Academy===
an Example of a Beauty & Fashion cult, where [[ugly|True Beauty]] Reigns Supreme by True [[bitches|Fashionistas]]. Started and owned by there [[Transsexual|Female]]
owner [http://vampirefreaks.com/Ambellina Ambellina] they decide who gets in and who doesn't. if you aren't wearing a ton of [[Gothic]] looking make-up, you will be pressed to make it in this cult. if you don't look like an [[Elf]] or a [[Gypsy]] you can even count your blessings of being accepted here. Unlike other cults Outer Beauty is worth more than Inner beauty. But in all Honesty the're all Ugly in the inside where it matters. there immaturity,insecurity etc.
[[Image:Academy.jpg|thumb|Academy, photo caption "[[Bitches|''Where Beauty Reigns Supreme!''"]]]]

==WTF HAX???==

From March 14-March 17, 2008 Vampirefreaks underwent a series of epic DDOS attacks that effectively shut the site down completely. Even with the combined efforts of Gnomes and Furries, the site still keeps crashing. Perhaps the webmaster ought to invest in someone that knows wtf they are doing?

On October 9, 2009 at around 4:30 CST, the second largest cult on VF "Emo_Hair" was deleted by Jebbah, Zewe and TheExModeratorFormerlyKnownAsKloroformd. 42,000 emo faggots were butthurt instantly. It has since been restored.

==ZOMFG N00DZ!!!==

[[Image:xh3r3ticx.jpg|thumb|A typical win vampire who shows his cock to underage boys.]]
Apparently users can now expose certain "parts" of their body. One of these famous users is [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/electrablue this slut], a known exotic dancer in Oceanside California who is supposedly dating a pro x-games athlete. Site Administrators have suspended her for "promoting downrating" on her profile but have not suspended or deleted her for posting her fake photoshopped ass in her gallery. [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/gallery/electrablue click here] to see her ugly ([[DO NOT WANT]]) ass. Also if you [http://vampirefreaks.com/picview.php?pic_id=29938119&user=electrablue&uid=3272612&title=my+lovely+lady+lumps&c=42&x=43&d=&g=1&s=1&fid=0 look here] you can see that she obviously doesn't shower frequently and her nails are basically all covered in dirt.

Sexually related art can now be posted onto the site if you're friends with admins, other users with art like [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/gallery.php?u=B-Deadly&folder_id=135097 this] have been removed. This particular user knows admins outside the site and gets immunity by sucking admin dick.

==Elite==

[[Image:Retardedvfer.jpg|thumb|your average elite VF member [[retard|irl]] ]]
An [[elite]] member of VampireFreaks who supposedly say they've been around since 2000-2003 (profiles didn't come until 2004) and consider themselves [[badass|internet badasses]]. Elite VampireFreaks are known mainly for their lengthy vocabulary that they find on Google to make themselves better than other members and are known to be [[model]]s, [[genius]]es and/or [[poser|jacks of all trades]]. Elite members will be in secluded cults where they talk about [[4chan]], [[stupid|their life]] and how they have their life fucked and want [[attention whore|attention]], and how they think they're [[cool]]. Your average elite VampireFreak is [[Ottoid|this guy]]

== Humor potential ==

Many other websites with [[forum]]s occasionally have threads in which they mock the users at VampireFreaks, usually culling images from the [http://VampireFreaks.com/gothic.php search page], many of which end up in [[image macro]]s. Sometimes [[fat]] or [[ugly]] users are rated highly in an effort to make them the highest ranking in searches. In other cases, a [[basement-dweller]] will create an [[sock puppet|obviously fake profile]] and attempt to pass it off as real, much to the amusement of other normal people. It is not known whether such mockery has ever resulted in [[suicide]].

A successful [[troll]]ing of any user will result in a long-winded and poorly written rant about those who are different being [[fat|beautiful]] [[furry|human beings]]. This phenomenon is similar to [[fursecution]] in both its tone and the [[lulz]] delivered. Years ago, due to the backlash regarding [[MySpace]], [[emo|emo refugees]] have migrated to VF by the thousands to whore their pictures and get other "[[pedophile|emo friends]]" to comment like "u look so hot darling <33 xxx wanna chat on aim x," displacing the formerly dominant [[Goth]]ic population. Most of the time, the male Top 10 is filled with emo males with a strange resemblance to Captain Caveman. Saying that they have greasy hair is a good way to make them post faux-suicide messages opposed to rants, which brings up massive [[lulz]].

== Noteworthy VampireFreaks denizens ==

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[[Image:Jom.png|thumb|[[Irony|We will never be like myspace!]] - [[Jet]]]]

===distorted-mind===

Distorted-mind, aka [[Emo|Prince of Darkness]], is a Arab from Morroco who managed to smuggle himself and his greasy haired family into the US by canoeing the Atlantic. Most notable is not just his [[typical]] scene kid arrogance, but his belief that everyone seems to view him as a scene king. Fortunately he wasn't clever enough to secure his nationality, and it's likely he and his family will be shipped home in oil drums and then thrown back into their shitty little society.

Thinking he is a [[Fail|Pretty Cool Guy]], he will use his [[leetspeak]] of the chans to make himself appear like a cool person; but the reality is that he only fails in the process. Claiming he can shoot lazers from his cock, he has already sparked the interest of the [[FBI]]; it's only a matter of time before [[Lulz|deportation]] happens.

His facebook and myspace are both prone to much [[aids]] and [[fail]], and can be found [http://www.facebook.com/zak.mansouri1 here] and [http://www.myspace.com/534161225 here], whilst his emo blog on vampire fails can be found [http://vampirefreaks.com/distorted-mind here]. His shitty little youtube account consists of mostly his uploads about some shitty game no one has ever heard of, plus lots of [[faggotry]]: [http://www.youtube.com/user/OacidburnO enjoy.]

===Darren===
[http://www.vampirefreaks.com/Darren Darren] is the page of a sad ugly boy, the deformed breed made with scientific approach of trying to mutate a horse and a humankind.

His bio ; Since i was a little boy, no one wanted to play with me, my mum spent lots of cash for the sausages around my neck so our neighbours scottish dog played with me, ive had a wonderful time with that dog, unfortunately he passed and my sexual satisfaction died with him, i miss you Lassie.. so after, i didnt have much to do but to jerk off entire day using beloved redtube.com's win categorized links..and i spend my day and nightime being a playa in vf chatrooms cause i cant show myself to anyone outside in real world. Im proud of being in guiness book of records for two categories; ugliest , and least evolved human brains with body still working ever.I dont support anti child molestion and anti abuse, im strongly against the people that stand behind all sorts of rights for children, what will i live for then if i wont have kids to touch.. i support human - animal sexual intercourse, cows can be greater lovers than females cause at least they dont bitch to cover my face up when nailing them.I wanted to join kuklux clan once, but i think im black inside so i didnt want to risk my life, i wanted to join peta too but they reported me too many times specially after the article in british newspaper when my neighbours sheep died of rectal pain, and they said they found my semen in them, i say it was aliens that jerked me off and put my semen in them, it wasnt me oh no it wasnt me, tho you wouldnt believe how nice it feels to grab the woolable fat ass of a sheep and by their cute little ears when they make the painful voices.My dad used to send pork to my teacher to let me through schooling, i support socializm too, but in highschool it ended although i still have the copy of my special prize of a stuffed pony i got for an iq of a flower, my mom was very proud, i will always remember my mom.. ' darren, stop smelling my underwear.. ' or dad.. ' darren, stop sticking your fingers up my ass you little ugly faggot.... oh those were the days. i miss my parents, too bad they died when they saw me coming out of my room cause i was hungry typing too much over vf chatrooms and needed food so they saw me and yes, accidents happens..tho i never thought someone can die of someones ugliness. oh well, life's sad, so i make it worth by writing shit about others.i sucked my boss's cock for a doublecheeseburger each day back in times when i worked at Mcdonalds ( im lovin' it )if i let him play with my anus i got the big pommes as well.. i went to catolic church one day for his holy father to forgive my sins, but i ended up bj-ing the priest for 2 snickers..so yes, thats a little bit about me, hope you enjoy the shit i talk here, i honestly have nothing better to do. Im Darren, the ugliest bitch in the planet, let there be love with you

=== Fatality666 ===
[[Image:Schoolshootinglag.jpg|thumb|This comic predicted this would happen ages ago. Life imitates [[MS Paint]].]]
[[Image:Vfheadlinnews2.jpg|thumb|The media reacts to the Kimveer Gill tragedy.]]

Fatality666, also known as '''[[Kimveer Gill]]''' [[IRL]], was a [[India|curry nigger]] Vampire Freak from Montreal, [[Canadia]]. He was, however, a freak in a different way than other VampireFreaks users; he shot people. [[Liek]], with a [[gun]]. He prepared for his [http://www.940news.com/nouvelles.php?cat=23&id=91377 rampage through the Dawson College] by showing off pictures of his various weapons on his [http://modseven.de/trench/ VampireFreaks blog.]

He went on his shooting spree through the Montreal College on September 13, 2006 - Two days after being [[banhammer|banned]] from the VampireFreaks [[IRC]] channel by resident [[mod|nazi-op]] Altari. The shooting lasted almost an hour, and only one person was killed. What a [[pussy]]. Police fired a bunch of shots at him, and he was hit once in the arm. This made him think that all hope was lost, and so he [[an hero|shot himself in the fucking head]]. Again, signs of pussiness.

If any mention of fatality666 is put on the site anywhere today, the staff will get butthurt and you'll be [[banhammer|b&]] for life. Obviously none of them has heard of [[troll|doing it for the lulz]].

=== Chris Zewe === 
Zewe, was a Vampire Freak from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Known mostly for being a [[basement dweller]] with a Ph.D in [[CSIII]], he got [[banhammer|banned]] for finally [[nerd rage|pissing off the site webmaster]]. Zewe would overuse tired [[4chan]] memes and act like a cunt. One [[drugs|magical]] day he apparently bashed the site that was allowing him to stay despite numerous TOS violations, and got anally raped by Jethro. It is also worth noting that this idiot never works (he couldn't even land a job at a gas station), is a drain on society, has a serious drug problem, and was probably beat up as a child. Had a gallery full of [[loli]] fangirls that would write his name on their [[tits]]. Obviously a [[sick fuck]] that likes them [[pedobear|young]]. The typical [[internet tough guy]] with no real ballsack and full of [[unwarranted self-importance]]. [[GTFO|Sayonara]], Zewe, [[lulz|you will not be missed]].

=== Jasmine Richardson ===

[[Jasmine Richardson]], aka -x-killer-kitty-x-, was a Vampirefreak, also from Canada, who, at the [[loli|tender]] age of 12, killed her whole fucking family with her 25 year old fellow Vampirefreak [[Pedophile|boyfriend]] Jeremy Steinke. As with fatality666, there will be much butthurt if you mention her name, usually resulting in being b& and possibly threats of [[Internet tough guy|violence]] by people claiming to have [[Bullshit|known her]].

=== MeTaLpHrEaK ===

- A 30 year old site administrator (who isn't even 30 yet), allegedly offered up featured member spots and other favors for loli camming. Also noteworthy for IRL marrying some hottie named Mahl and making sure she became a Site Admin, probably by her giving him hot sexings while she was 18.

- Apparently outed Ryle Garamonde as a pedo, even though he never actually said a word about it to anyone, anywhere. Wafflechoppa on ED is Ryle. Why else would "Wafflechoppa" be so interested in even creating a topic for both Mahl and Metalphreak?

=== Diabolo ===

A site administrator notorious for deleting users who down-rate [http://www.VampireFreaks.com/u/diabolo his profile] or that of his girlfriend [http://www.VampireFreaks.com/u/jenvy Jenvy]. Bear in mind that any rating less than a perfect 10 is considered "down-rating" to them. He and his girlfriend often act as "elitists" for attention.

In January 2008, Diabolo deleted a forum [[mod]] and that mod’s user group (“cult”) because that cult was supposedly “[[racist]],” although the cult’s policy was to discriminate against all races equally.

Sometime in 2009, user [http://vampirefreaks.com/b-deadly b-deadly] has posted sexual related images bearing full nudity in public folders. Diabolo granted her immunities if she sucked his dick as his girlfriend Jenvy watched as she stroked her own dick.

=== Amb3r (formally Lostxxx )===

A popular member who is known for starting drama with the minority of the minority: "The Black Goths." She does this because she wants to keep her crown as the only [[nigger|black girl]] on the site. She usually bitches and complains about stupid shit nobody cares about such as being broke, putting the wrong color in her hair, and how she cant fit her fat ass in those corsets.

=== Electrablue ===

[http://vampirefreaks.com/Electrablue Electrablue] is an aging [[fat|landwhale]] beached in Portland, Oregon. Largely irrelevant to anything and everything, she is noteworthy solely for being given permission to post [[DO NOT WANT|pictures of her bare, sagging ass]] on VF for almost a year due to her friendship with the webmaster. In December 2009, this practice of subjecting the denizens of Vampirefreaks to sadistic ocular torture finally came to an end when she was caught spamming [[OVER 9000|over 9000]] users (literally) with comments promising the password to her nude video in exchange for Snapvine audio comments. Forced to put an end to the whale's rampage at long last, [[Jet]] went and suspended her, thankfully taking down her NSFW bestiality-inspired photos as well. For anyone interested in subjecting themselves to a stripping fat bitch for whatever reason, her video can be found [http://vimeo.com/7359499 here], with the password ''eyeswideshut''.'''BALEETED'''

in 2010 & 2011 she ran for miss [[noodz|nude]] Oregon and [[Failed|lost]]. She has Been known to invite middle aged men into [[Trap|strip clubs]] and then calling them [[faggots|scumbags]] not worth her [[Money|time]]. She is a [[whore|self promoter]] who cares about [[Fat|fitness]]. One of the clubs she claims to work at Exotica, lost it's liquor license due to serving too many [[loli|minors]] and was forced to [[Fail|close it's doors for good.]]

She also claims to be really good friends with several famous people including Jon Peacy, [[Metal (music)|Pantera]] and [[screamo|Combichrist]], which is a terrible lie.

'''''Update:''' [http://vampirefreaks.com/Electrablue Electrablue] has since '''''Baeleted''' herself from Vampirefreaks.com. It probably became [[an hero]].
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=== x_L-et-S_x (Formerly x_evanescent_x) ===

x_L-et-S_x, a VFag lolcow named "[[Bullshit|Luna]]", is the perfect example of VFaggotry. She is an 18 year old [[Pregnant|prego]] who believes she is an "Egyptian Mau cat therian", which appears to be cross-between a [[furfag]] and an [[otherkin]]. She possesses an ardent belief in the existence of vampires, and claims that her husband is also a vampire, that he drinks blood, and that he can [[Blowjob|drain energy from others]].

=== xMiLadyx===
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===Your Perfect Brand Of Heroin===
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=== -1(formerly known as deadrose321) ===

Tray, or "Trae", aka -1/deadrose321 is the latest backwoods, [[bisexual]], low-IQ fatbody who tries far too hard hard to be like the other [[elite]] losers of VampireFreaks. He's made a name for himself by ripping off other user's ideas, images, and page layouts, and just being an annoying little faggot in general. Tray is fond of proclaiming himself as things that his gigantic ass could never be. Just to name a few, there's "vf oldie", "not fat", and "[[lies|photoshop master]]".On top of that, he can't code a table for dick in spite of claims of being a "professional" web designer, so he just rips everyone off and calls it his own. Hey, it works for everyone on [[deviantart]], amirite?

Recently, however, he has attempted to [[bullshit|make it public]] that he has relocated to the [[win|absolutely fabulous]] [[San Francisco]]. Because of this he's under the delusion that he is [[hella|Cali-chic]] and is thus the authority on anything California. His [[irl|real life]] aside, he fancies himself an "oldie" on VF, despite only being around the site for less than a year.

'''Responsible for 90% of this article's shitty 13-year-old, personal army nature under the names Superterror and Dr.Exe.'''

=== BedTimeHero ===
[http://vampirefreaks.com/BedTimeHero BedTimeHero], "Hilary" is a lying fat tween who once had the "illusion" of being the [[Irony|only VF member of this list with any sort of dignity]]. "She" ([[it is a mystery|if it was in fact a she]]) joined first in 2007 with her original BedTimeHero account, then deleted it the next January before attempting suicide because her daddy raped her. She sadly made another appearance in the summer of 2008 with the new account (Having no imagination, she kept said BedTimeHero username). She threw herself to the wind and tricked little Emos, namely [http://vampirefreaks.com/mydeadpony Alaska], who she said was her BFF, but is just another VF [[Fake|Emo]] without a [[Internet relationship#Love on teh Internets|real boyfriend]] and a sucky homelife. Her personality was flat and empty and it was soon discovered she was just another [[Fake|girl who can't admit how ugly her face really is]]. She also added anyone and everyone just for attention and to show off her infectious proclaimed [[vagina]]. Unlike before when she would either ignore everyone or[[Irony|call them fakes/whores/etc.]]. Not long after she joined she disclosed the fact she has [[cancer]], only it was another [[lie]]. [[YHBT|At the moment, it'd seem all of her "friends" are kicking themselves for being huge retards]]. To this day she's still asked if she is a [[boy]] or a [[girl]], because of how [[ugly|nasty her face is]] not that they really know what she looks like.

*Don't forget her email. EverythingLikeSuchAs@hotmail.com

=== Athan ===
[[Image:Athan_Proof.png|thumb|Something I'm sure all 21+ members of VF are guilty of.]]

[http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?&user=Athan Athan] holds the distinction of being the resident [[internet tough guy]] on VF as well as the only certifiable [[fag|homophobe]] on a website crawling with girls pretending to be bisexual. That might mean something if he wasn't paranoid that win men are [[internet stalking|stalking]] him at every conceivable moment to take his [[anal|butt cherry]]. Athan is noted for [[spending too long on the internet]], and having such a high opinion of himself that he created an [[urbandictionary.com|Urban Dictionary]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Athan page for himself]. His tough-guy credentials include acting like a male with [[girl on the internet syndrome|GOTIS]] and then baaawwwing about how the people calling him out on his bullshit just don't [[emo|understand]] him because they're [[bullshit|intellectually inferior]] and [[irony|childish]]. After realizing that you won't bow down and suck his [[e-peen]] as he desires [[fucktard|Athan]] will quickly block you and make a [[shit nobody cares about|journal entry about how totally fail you are]] and hundreds of poorly done photoshop images [[LOL WUT|to show you just how little he cares about you and your opinion]]!

Athan is also a notable member of the community seeing as he openly admitted to coaching a 14 year old girl through her first fap sesh on Skype. But don't we all do stupid things sometimes?

=== Fuckmyface ===
[http://vampirefreaks.com/Fuckmyface] Probably (not really) the hottest jailbait vf has to offer and that says a lot. Fuckmyface gets by on vf by having a decent pair of underage boobies and being a troll. She thinks every man wants her (on vf they probably do, especially the Turkish) but irl she just gets emofags and old men. She talks about sex, tits, random british things nobody cares about (yeah she's scottish you'll never hear the end of it), tits, cock and occasionally she'll provide "intelligent" discussion. Fuckmyface gets banned almost every time she enters vf chat so there isn't any point in trying to troll her, all the admins hate her so she'll get banned anyway.

=== Mooncake ===
[http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=Mooncake Mooncake], real name '''Sophieke Sheets''' is a dirty Dutch whore famously known as one of the most slutty mods on VF. She mods in several rooms on the VF Flashchat. Flirts with almost every guy who looks good in her eyes while dating or having a boyfriend. She also ask guys for their Skype and flirts with them and even sending them nudes of herself! How slutty is that? She's also known as a pathological liar, where she tries to convince people that her name is Rianne, Sophie, Sophieke, Emma, Kaavya or even Aeowyn. And steals other peoples cultures.

== Boobs Contest ==
From the latest site contest, here are the horrors of living in a basement for 10 years straight.
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== See also ==
*[[Jet]]
*[[Matt Crimmins]]
*[[Ottoid]]
*[[Ryle Garamonde]]
*[[Sinn]]
*[[Nickolaus|Nick Pacione]]
*[[Hayley Nightmare]]
*[[Jet|Their Alpha-Goth]]
*[[Vampire Shitty]]
*[[Vampireposers.com]]

== External links ==

*<s>[http://www.darkstarlings.com/ Dork Snorlings]</s> '''BALEETED'''
*[http://gonegothic.com/ GoonGothic]
*[http://www.vampirerave.com/ VampireRave]
*<s>[http://www.morbidbeauties.com/ Whorebid Beauties]</s> '''BALEETED'''

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Linkin Park

2024-08-25T15:06:32Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (4)

{{An hero}}
{{Rainbowsmall|CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MY}}
{{Rainbowsmall|FORESKIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIILL}}
{{Rainbowsmall|NOT HEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!}}
{{achtung|HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY ARE RELEASING A NEW ALBUM TO MARK THE 20TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF [[SNCA|METEORA]]}}

[[Image:Linkinpark.png|frame|center|"Linkin Park is the Bomb Love" [[colorbar]].<div style="color: #BB0000; text-align: center;">Use this colorbar while you can - it could break at any moment.</div>]]

[[image:imgonnagolistentolinkinpark.jpg|thumb|Linkin Park's [[emos|main source of income]].]]
[[File:Ripcb.jpg|thumb|Never forget.]]
'''[[Texas|Cactus fuckers]]''' also known as '''Linkin Park''' (Often [[Faggot|fagged]] up as Lincoln Park by [[Grammar Nazi]]s) is a [[shit]]ty band that is known for having the most headache-inducing, screaming, [[angst]]-filled lyrics in history. This constant, pointless fake-rage makes them immensely popular with the current generation of [[Goth|depressed]] [[The Law of Conformity|non-conforming]] spoiled [[teenagers]] living in the [[suburbs]] that think their lives are hard. They are known throughout the [[internets]] by being on nearly every [[LiveJournal]] post (under "listening to") and being the soundtrack to '''''EVERY SINGLE''''' [[AMV]] on [[YouTube]]. There is a [[Lie|rumor]] that they were once a decent band, back when they weren't fucking [[Capitalism|capitalist]] pop stars. Instead, they were broke guys who made [[Loser|demo tapes in Shinoda's mom's bedroom]] who called themselves [[Xenu|Xero]]. [[Some argue]] that they are [[Lie|pioneers of rap-metal]] but it is a known fact that [[Oldfag|Rage Against The Machine]] has done it long ago, and Faith No More did it before them with the song "[[Epic]]," proving that Linkin Park are in fact [[newfag|posers]]. Members include a [[skinhead]], a [[wigger]], a [[Best Korea|gook]] as a DJ, two [[Jews]] and a [[douchebag]]. Well at least they don't have [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double jewish rappers]] like [[Shit|Crazy Town]].

==Lyrical Themes==
[[Image:Lj-cut.gif|thumb|Typical Linkin Park subject matter.]]
[[File:BleeditoutTampon.jpg|200px|thumb|left|More typical Linkin Park merch sold at concerts]]
[[File:Tampon linkinpark.jpg|150px|thumb|right|More typical Linkin Park subject matter]]
Linkin Park specializes in [[angst]]-ridden music concerning such topics as [[depression]],[[circumcision|ants crawling up one's foreskin]], [[self injury]], [[Sob Story|being grounded by dad]], [[Mitchell Henderson|loss of one's iPod]] (thus leading them to become [[an hero]]), being one step closer to [[Suicide|the edge]], getting [[rape]]d [[in the ass]] [[incest|by daddy]], being about to [[batshit insane|break]] and [[shit nobody cares about|the individual's suffering in an uncaring society of cruelty and ridicule]]. Every single word in every single Linkin Park song is a metaphor for either cocks or cock sucking. The average Linkin Park song contains the words "myself", "[[pain]]" and "[[lie]](s)" [[over 9000]] times. In their newest album, they tried to prove that they have 'grown up' by providing shallow mockery of political themes. As usual fanbois dig it and proclaimed "THIS STUFF IS SO DEEP LOLX". Currently their music is used to aurally torture prisoners in Guantanamo.

CRAWWWWWLING IN MY SKINZZZZZZ. THIS ORRRRANGE WILL NOT PEEEEEEEEL!

 

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<center>'''[http://lptampons.ytmnd.com/ TL;DR? Only listen to Linkin Park with tampons firm in hand, because they are crying bloody pussies]'''</center>

==Musical Attributes==
[[Image:Sandwich-emo.jpg|thumb|Linkin Park [[fanart]].]]
[[File:Ripcb2.jpg|thumb|Never forget.]]
Linkin Park basically decided to be [[trolling IRL|trolls IRL]] by crossing the two most abysmally horrid types of music ever conceived: [[pop]] and [[hip hop]]. Their painfully formulaic music generally consists of a simple synth melody (sometimes being spiced up with a flute or something [[OMG]]), which then launches into one of the three sets of grungy, heavily-distorted powerchord or drop-D chord progressions that they use for every song which basically repeats throughout, accompanied by the poppin' fresh [[rap]] of [[wigger|Mike Shinoda]] and the wistfully dulcet [[13 year old boy|prepubescent]]/ever-so-tormented screaming vocals of [[faggot|Chester Bennington]]. Mike Shinoda's robotic voice mercilessly spits verses of [[haiku]] as a pitiful excuse for lyrics. Also, their drummer is a Jew, and thoroughly enjoys [[Lemon Party]]. The guitarist WHO WEARS HEADPHONES EVERY FUCKING TIME is also a Jew, and had the bad luck of getting happily married before he became famous, therefore missing out on all the 16-year-old pussy the rest of the band regularly taps. If you don't believe that they are emo, listen to [http://www.mediafire.com/file/yzwtdlynate/04-Bleed%20It%20Out.mp3 "Bleed It Out"], though be warned. After listening to it, you'd wish you had a time machine so that you could go back in time and kill yourself before listening to "Bleed It Out" and consequently becoming emo.

[[Image:Notemo2.jpg|thumb|Linkin Park is not [[emo]].]]

(Warning: This song was written about tampons)

<blockquote>[[Forced meme|I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY]]</blockquote>

In [[2002]] they released an OMG SO ATMOSPHERIC [[Rap|remix]] album [[retard|"Reanimation"]]. In this album, everyone in Linkin Park became niggers and [[OVER 9000]] guest rappers and mixers were called in to fag up their entire first album, which turned it from a train wreck into an air crash. Akin to polishing a [[Shit|turd]]. The song titles were also obviously re-written by a [[13-year-old]] which truly showed who's really behind the creative energy of the band. Among the exhibits of [[Leet|graet speln skillz]] were PTS.OF.ATHRTY, KRWLNG, RN>AWY, p5HING_ME_A//Y, [[OMG]]WTFBBQ and the smash hit [[KTHXBAI]].

Linkin park has this super bonus special move:
they use one line repetitively in place of five separate ones.
Scientists believe that the average Linkin Park song contains roughly seven
words and that the average album has almost fifteen! Isn't math wonderful?

==How to make a Linkin Park song==

[[Last Thursday|One fine day]] on [[DeviantArt]], some guy named [[Pretty Cool Guy|LordOfStamps]] made an informative and well-written [[lulz|essay]] about the LP songwriting process:

# The song should be about "pain" because that's what 85% of Linkin Park songs are about.
# The lyrics should be written on the level of 13 year old emo girl poetry.
# The song should follow the "quiet electronica part-loud guitar part" cliche that Linkin Park overuses.
# Have an interesting electronic part at the beginning........which will then be runied by a cliched power chord riff that any idiot can play.
# Ruin the song even more by allowing Chester Bennington to screech with his obnoxious,prepubescent,six-year-old-boy voice.
# Allow Mike Shinoda to show off his lack of rapping skils. After all he is incapable of rapping on more than one note.
# Bassist? Who cares? You can't hear him.
# The drummer won't be doing anything interesting. Don't worry about him.
# Reuse the exact same simple guitar riff on future songs.
# ????
# PROFIT!

==WTF==
Many people have wondered what the screaming is all about. Many Linkin Park fans were then butthurt over the following video (which incidentally wins on virtually every level, parodying the emotards without descending into unfunny ranting):
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A [[fanboi]]'s reaction to the video:

{{quote|[[13 year old boy|lp is my favorite band okay and when i see this i just want to kome kick the shit out of you. Yer just saying you like LP becuz you don't want people to get mad. No true fan would do this shit. linkin park is the best band ever too bad you're 2 win 2 realize that but shut the fuck up you're a fag if you diss lp plane and simple you deserve to go def because abvouslee you have no idea what good music is and i;ll b over ere with the smart people listening to lp. LP FORVER!!]]|[http://www.youtube.com/user/1PalPark a bawwing fanboy], abvouslee}}

Note how this rimjob enthusiast cleverly employs [[retard|interesting spelling variations]] of certain words in the hopes of his [[Dying alone|poor grammatical existence]] seeming intentional.

{{quote|2:40 just takes the piss, linkin park's CD dont belong in the "bargin bin" they belong in the "WORLD'S BEST BAND". . . shop and 1:33 is true though i'm 13 but i got into LP at about 10|[http://www.youtube.com/user/26EMOARTLINKINPARK97 butthurt fanboy] , Starting to listen to LP when you are 10 years old is [[win|cool]] }}

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Note how Chester dryhumps his mic stand all throughout the video. He has a mic fetish.

==Minutes to Midnight Pre-Release==
Before their new album "Minutes to Midnight" could be released, the whole album was leaked, and [[over 9000]] teenagers [[An Hero|committed suicide]], because of the intensive whining from Chester Bennington and the band's decision to throw a few [[Fuck|f-bombs]] on the album to [[lie|"be cool"]]. Turns out, the leaked album was from a [[England|Eurofag]] rap metal group, Tribal Ink. Compared to the faggy and watered-down songs of MTM, Tribal Ink was actually [[True|better]] than that of Linkin Park's.

The band told everyone on the [[internet]]z that this album was going to be their movement towards "[[Tool|progressive rock]]". While this album was different because of their new producer Rick (((((((((((((((Rubin))))))))))))))) ([[moar]] like Dick Jewbin, [[amirite]]?), he used his money making formula to make Linkin Park as [[emo]] as they were originally, by simply not letting Shinoda do his [[hip-hop]] thing because Rick thought he was still involved with Fort Minor. The lead single from the album, [[rape|"What I've Done"]] was used for the ending of the Transformers movie, thus [[FGSFDS|ruining the entire movie]]. This of course then made it the default song for all Transformers [[Youtube|Jewtube]] tributes.

== Hands Held High ==
"An asinine anti-Bush diatribe on which multi-millionaire Mike Shinoda seethes that folk can’t afford gas no more."

This was the song description according to Dan, a music critic, that gave a low score to the new album. Some faggot couldn't stand this and immediately made a response:

{{quote|WTF!!!! f*** u DAN
u dont even seem like knowing what ur talkin about, or plz make sure u heard the right album!!! it shows that u hate linkin park, but u shouldn't let ur feelings blind the common sense witch is missing in ur review for SURE!!! Critics should be ashamed u being one of them, if u donâ€™t like the album u must at least have some decency or even some taste in music not to attack them that way,

linkin park:
great band
great album
5 stars
lp for life..

dan silver:
â€œa bad critic who should be fired for speaking non sense|typical 12-year-old fan}}

==A Thousand Suns==

Late 2010, Linkin Park released a new album titled [[Whore|"A Thousand Suns"]] [[Shit Nobody Cares About|or just "Thousand Suns"]]. To half of LP fags, it gave them butthurt due to the large amount of swearing and assness of each track. Half the album is 30 second to 1 minute tracks and almost all of them are daisy chained together sounding like one fucking track. To the other half, they remained the cock sucking zombies they are, ate the shit, and smiled. But hey, [[Wigger|the rapping is back]]. In track "Blackout" Chester channels his inner [[Ke$ha]] and raps like he's on gunpoint. Shinoda's no better, as he channels [[T-Pain]] and robotically mutters random words from an [[Ayn Rand]] book and saying NOOOOOO at the end of each verse

While LP used to be called their own genre, this album sounds like EVERY genre. Electronic, reggae, rock, rap, [[Azn|Balinese]], porno soundtrack, and more. You know it's bad when you watch a long time LP fan listen to one track and pop the disc out, then proceed to [[win|piss]], [[shit]], and [[Delicious|vomit]] on it.

The album cover looks something like what would happen if you took [[Goatse]] and applied [[Lens Flare]] to it.

Linkin Park's "A Thousand Suns" = [[Insane Clown Posse]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]].

{{quote|AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh when they come for me, I'll be gone|Next hit of 2011}}

==Linkin Park Underground 8==
[[Image:LinkinPark8.jpg|thumb|right|Unsurprisingly, Linkin Park's most controversial album.]]
[[Image:Linkinpark.jpg|thumb]]
In late 2008 the band had become indignant over growing outcry from their [[weeaboos|exclusive fanclub]] that people were [[Bernie Madoff|paying $40 a year to get an exclusive]] CD that contained live versions of the same 8 songs for about six years, a plan was hatched, and so '''Linkin Park Underground 8: [[Homosexual|MMM...COOKIES - Sweet Hamster Like Jewels From America!]]''' was released; filled with songs such as'' Bubbles'' and ''PB N' Jellyfish''.

While the album itself was as [[unfunny|funny]] as expected, the real fun came in inciting their [[asspie|emotional fanbase]]. Emos and weeaboos cried greasy tears of indignation across the internet, enraged that their beloved band had [[John Solomon#The Broken Mirror|played them fine]]. With that, Linkin Park joined the ranks of many other bands that have [[Trent Reznor|trolled their fans due to their own butthurt]], making it the first time in years that they had done anything remotely entertaining.

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And then in one of the most pathetic examples of [[Troll's Remorse]] in years, Mike Shinoda pussed out and apologized for the album about 2 hours later on his blog.

{{quote|I’m going to post something on my blog as soon as I can wrap my head around the stuff going on regarding the new LPU CD “MMM…Cookies.” This new LPU CD was intended to be something fun that we could all enjoy: a lighter CD of music, meant to be silly.

Although some people think the CD is great (I think it’s hilarious), I have read some comments on the LPUMB that said they felt like we were “slapping the fans in the face” with this CD. For any of you who think we “did this as a fuck you to the fans,” I can wholeheartedly assure you that there is absolutely no scenario where that would ever be the case. In our minds, you would laugh with us about this CD in the same way that you laugh with the funniest moments of LPTV or the “Frat Party” DVD. Some of you responded this way to the CD, and some did not.

I’ll address it later. But for now, I want to assure you that our only intention with the LPU CD, as with all our fan club endeavors, is to create a fan club that you can enjoy and is worth your time. If anyone was let down by the CD, I sincerely apologize.|Mike Shinoda, selling out as usual.}}

They then turned around and made another shitty Transformers themesong.

In their latest round of faggotry, they have licensed some of their shit to [[Medal of Honor]]. Its meant to boost morale of American gunfodder. For an additional 9 grand, they would also license their shit to the Taliban but poor Taliban no Amrican dollor no afford.

== Linkin Park 8-Bit Rebellion ==
The band released an iPhone game called 8-Bit Rebellion. This is actually the new album for 2010.

{{quote|Its pretty cool. You play as the band members and shoot enemies. If you beat the game, you unlock a new song! Its pretty cool! Not selling out. Now go and buy it!|Mike Shinoda}}

{{quote|woohooo! I always wanted to play as my favorite band lip syncing to their music live! Is there a cock sucking mini-game? This is a dream come true!|A true Linkin Park fan}}

==Linkin Park Fans==
[[you|Linkin Park fans]] are of course the faggiest among [[faggotry]]. They are often just 13 year old boys or [[emo]] girls who live in the suburbs [[BAWWWWW|complaining]] about how their [[Shit nobody cares about|parents treat them unfairly and their life is horrible]]. And of course we all know having a horrible life ONLY MEANS that you have parents that don't constantly give you everything you want and makes you do homework? Each one of them plays the "my opinion card."


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{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;|no there not just go back to ur video games and ceep wishing ull ever get a girl friend|A faggy [[13 year old boy]]| LP is not just for emo people. Yes, i agree with what was posted under this header, but I listen to them because, well, I like the style. The words dont speak to me or some crazy emo thing like that, its just a song.|A Linkin Park fan|[[Fuck|F]][[You|U]]!!!!!!!!!!|A typical [[fantard]]|linkin park forever!!chester and mike and group are the fokind craks!!|They're the [[wut|fokind craks]]!! |color=#ffffff}}
</center>

== Yeah I'm your fuckin' daddy now! ==
Chester Bennington was raised by a single father who was tricked some [[slut]] in to raising her [[you|whore baby]]. His father left his [[whore]] mom at the age of 10 because he wasn't gonna be cucked by some dumb slut... Then [[cuck|raised her bastard slut baby anyways!]] [https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/chester_bennington_opens_up_about_sexual_abuse_and_alcoholic_past.html On top of being an unwanted bastard, Chester Bennington was also diddled as a kid] (which is the only time in his life someone was willing to engage in sex with him without money). [[4chan]] decided that it was unfair that Chester never know who his daddy was or have any videos to remember, so they decided e-slueth to find Chester's father and put together a compilation of the happy times that they spent together.

<center>[[File:ChesterJohn.jpg]]</center>
<center>'''YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DONCHA? YOU WILL CALL ME YOUR FATHER!'''</center>
<center>
{{videoframe|BOTDFvids|font-weight: bold;|
|<youtube>0ZVuvOW4cMU</youtube> Chester and his Biological father in happier times!
|<youtube>XBwUzM5lO_I</youtube> YEAH I'M YOU'RE FUCKIN' DADDY NOW!
|}}
</center>

Some would argue, "this is litterally just some made up shit to troll friends, family, and fans who are mourning. To say that this is real is to spit in the memory of Chester", however you can just call whoever argues that in response a [[jew|shill faggot]] then accuse them of being a pedo and covering up the truth.

== An Hero ==
[[File:Chesterwife3.png|200px|thumb|right|Chester creates a net positive impact for his family]]
[[File:Chesterwife1.png|200px|thumb|left|Proof she wasn't hacked, also was tweeted before the news broke]]
[[File:Chesterwife2.png|200px|thumb|left|He $pent so much, and got so hard, but in the end, his penis didn't matter]]

On 20 July 2017 it was announced that front man Chester Bennington actually listened to a Linkin Park album and realizing what a sissy, [[emo]] voice he had and how big of a loser he really was, he became an hero by hanging himself. 
It will probably be announced later, to avoid the emo stigma of suicide that Chester the molester was just trying to get a nut [[David Carradine]] style and accidently hanged himself while dressed up in his mother's bra and panties because it has been eons since he had any relevance and most of his original fans having already killed themselves, there were no more late teenagers who would be impressed enough to give up the ass for an autograph or who wouldn't just stand there and laugh in the face of a [[Hipster|45 year old man wearing a concert tee, leather jacket and sporting stretched ear lobes]] using the line, [[loser|I used to be famous]]. 
Not surprisingly, the world still moves on.
It's not like he was [[win|David Bowie]]. Now there's someone who is missed.
<center>[[File:Chesterwife4.png]]</center>
<center><big>'''WELL, SHE'S NOT WRONG...'''</big></center>

==NEW ALBUM WTF==
On February 9, [[2023]], Linkin Park Live on their [[Twitter]] account announces that they will release a new fucking album to celebrate the 20th year anniversary of a shitty album named Meteora, as if losing Chester Bennington wasn't enough. [https://twitter.com/LPLive/status/1623652062994092034 A fucking tweet can be found here if you don't believe us].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:HappycatLinkinPark.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==

* [[Music]]
* [[Nu metal]]
* [[Metal]]
* [[Rap]]
* [[AMV]]
* [[Wigger]]
* [[Bully]]
* [[Neutral Milk Hotel|A Good Band]]

== External links ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1PCW0C1aiM Linkin Park blatantly rip-off U2 with the third single from Minutes To Midnight, ''Shadow of the Day'']

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{{Dying Alone}}
{{Music}}
{{anheroes}}
{{timeline|Featured article July 21 & 22, [[2017]]|[[Devon Tracey]]|Linkin Park|[[Millennials]]}}

[[Category:Music]]

Audrey Hale

2024-08-25T15:06:29Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

{{Failsathero}}
{{aspie}}
{{Tranny}}
{{ib|[[File:Aundrey Hale.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Audrey Hale'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Session'''|24 March 1995 - 27 March 2023}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Artfag]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Loser|FUCK NO!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No ([[Loser|Killed by cops]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Gender dysphoria]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Audrey [[Team Fortress 2|Hale]]'''{{trans}} (a.k.a. '''Aiden Hale''') was a 28-year-old faggot who is yet more proof women fail at everything, and are only good at making lead-sandwiches. Failing to become an [[artfag|art hoe]], Audrey stalked a black girl in the hopes of becoming a lesbian couple, but God acted swiftly by having the black girl killed so race-mixing faggotry would not take place. Angry at the big man upstairs for denying her a [[Chris-Chan|girlfriend-free girl]], Audrey got her revenge by shooting up a random [[Christian]] school in Nashville; getting only 6 kills (which by itself is not enough to break into the [[High Score|top 50]]) before being killed by cops.

The shooter broke conventions by not being your usual [[tranny]]; not being one of the many "[[Shemale|men pretending to be women]]" types, she was instead a "[[FTM|woman pretending to be a man]]" type of tranny. The [[old media]]{{jew}} used this part of the story to try and garner sympathy for Audrey, genuinely believing the public would mourn the loss of a school shooter. This failed, and most of the public gave hell to the media that was trying to argue that cutting your tits off and shooting kids is an identity, and not a mental illness.

==Furaffinity==
Before she picked up her rifle, Audrey had tried to pickup the pen. In 2018 she created a furaffinity account, where she would draw horse and pony porn. If you're curious, here's an [https://archive.ph/xPSQx archive of her account], since it was deleted after she started shooting. According to her profile, she was a big fan of "A Clockwork Orange", so we might have identified one of the many warning signs that existed far before she praised the Lord and passed the ammunition.

[[File:Audrey Hale Graduation Video.mp4|center]]

==The shooting==
[[File:Audrey Hale pre-tranny.jpg|thumb|200px|Audrey before she became a tranny]]
Despite looking like a frumpy dyke and having an [[IQ]] that could be counted on one hand, Audrey thought she might have a chance dating "Sydney Sims", a black girl who was so terrified of Audrey and her weird advances, that she got hit and killed by a car in August 2022, likely just to escape her forever. Audrey had posted to Facebook a big obituary to Sydney, and would post about her on her social medias for months after her death, leading her classmates to think she either truly was in love with Sydney, or was just a [[necrophilia]]c trying to warm herself up to the family. It was after this event that she demanded people use her male name and pronouns.

Audrey was under medical care, with a doctor checking her for emotional disorder. Despite this and her family trying to comfort her after her friends death, no one noticed she had hidden seven legally purchased weapons at home. They were also seemingly uncaring that she had a very public resentment towards the police department, religion, and especially the education system which she blamed for her being a loner with no friends. I guess a religious school was an icon of everything she hated. Audrey had looked at two other schools to attack, but saw the security and [[Pussy|wimped out]].

[[File:Audrey Hale Shooting Texts.jpg|center|500px]]

On March 25, [[2023]], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/421044021/ the tranny created a thread on /pol/ hinting at what would happen 2 days later] (Archives: {{archive|lGKrn|1}} {{wayback|https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/421044021/|20230328184834|title=2}}). Then on the 27th she showed up at a [[Christian]] school in Nashville. From the car park, she sent a text to Avieranna Patton, a radio show host who had interviewed Audrey a month or so before. Audrey sent a soppy win message, “This is my last goodbye. I love you. See you again in another life. You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen and known all my life,” adding, “My family doesn’t know what I’m about to do. One day this will make more sense. I’ve left more than enough evidence behind. But something bad is about to happen.”. Audrey approached the school, broke their glass door and started shooting random [[loli]]s and [[shota]]s.

During the shooting, a 9 year old girl called Evelyn Dieckhaus tried to pull the fire alarm to warn the other students, but Audrey killed her before she could [[Left 4 Dead|alert the horde]]. Audrey barely killed 6 people before the [[pigs]] got to the school, and in an ironic twist; this demonic faggot who killed 6 innocent Christians was killed by officer "Engelbert", whose name literally means "bright angel". No you can't make this shit up.

===Loadout===
{|class="wikitable" style="margin: auto; text-align: left;" width="58%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': [[wikipedia:Kel-Tec SUB-2000|Kel-Tec SUB-2000]]
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|125px]]</center>
|
*Inexpensive, foldable carbine that uses handgun magazines.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': AR-15
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|125px]]</center>
|
*Typical school shooter gun. Not much to say.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': [[wikipedia:Smith & Wesson M&P|M&P9 Shield EZ]]
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|125px]]</center>
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*Semi-automatic police gun.
|-
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*'''Spell''': Tranny
<center>[[Image:Die-cis-scum.jpg|125px]]</center>
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*Double damage against Cis Scum.
|-
|}

====Guns====
{{center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Aundrey Hale AR-15.png|The shooter's AR-15
File:Aundrey Hale SUB-2000.png|The shooter's SUB-2000
File:Aundrey Hale Pistol.png|The shooter's M&P9 Shield EZ
</gallery>}}

===Caught on camera===
{{fv|||
|[[File:Nashville Christian school shooting.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''The tranny entering the school'''
|[[File:Audrey Hale shot by cops.mp4|center|640x360px]]'''The tranny being killed by police'''
}}

==People killed==
*Evelyn Dieckhaus (Age: 9) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|24px]]
*Hallie Scruggs (Age: 9) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|24px]]
*William Kinney (Age: 9) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|24px]]
*Katherine Koonce (Age: 60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|24px]]
*Cynthia Peak (Age: 61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|24px]]
*Mike Hill (Age: 61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|24px]]

==Graded score==
{{GradedScore|6|3 children, 3 school faculty (+1 injured cop)|'''20'''|All targets died|4|Door breakin'|3|Will likely be memory holed since the shooter is a tranny|<nowiki>-6</nowiki>|<nowiki>-</nowiki>3 points for being a woman & -3 points for being a tranny|27|E-|Go back to the kitchen}}
{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Protected Class==
[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 1.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Guys, can we stop making fun of the school shooter?]]
No matter your politics or personal beliefs, [[Nihilism|(almost)]] everyone is united in their opinion that school shooters are colossal fuckups who deserve to be made fun of. Let [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|this website]] be proof enough that you can make fun of everyone, from the shooter to the victims, whilst still condemning the shooter for the scum that they are. Like any other school shooter, when the news reported on the event with police cam footage, people made their jokes and compared the tranny assassin to [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]], for the way her body limply fell to the ground as she was killed.

However, her status as a [[Trans|super special class]] meant kids hooked on [[Keffals|troonshine]] quickly came out of the woodwork to demand people leave the poor, innocent child murderer alone. For political reasons, her manifesto hasn't been released to the public, weird since normally they're available the moment the shooter gets out of their car. Plenty of people were seemingly celebrating the fact that [[Christians]] has been killed, and assuming they were [[republican]] too, advocated "this happens more" so their political enemies are wiped out. That's sure to make your side look sympathetic and human.

[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 5.png|thumb|left|Phew, for a moment there I thought they were going to ask people DON'T shoot people.]]
[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 2.png|thumb|center|Remember, you're allowed to kill children only if you're lonley!]]

[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 3.png|thumb|right|250px|If only conservatives could buy brains as easily as they can guns.]]
When reporting on the shooter, articles really stressed her religious parents didn't approve of her transgenderism, if this somehow justifies a shooting spree in the nursery. Before the shooter's trans status was revealed, [[LGBT|LGBT-psychos]] were already twisting this into some kind of political message, arguing that Conservative fears of [[Drag queen|"Drag Queen Storytime"]] and teaching win marriage in the class room has been what allowed a shooter to enter the campus without being stopped. Once the shooter was revealed to be a tranny, they flipped the script and said that this would turn more people against their movement, demanding they be protected even more because "this shooting will lead to the genocide of Trans people".

Of course, [[Christfag|christ-cucks]] and conservatives weren't acting any better. Having all of a sudden abandoned their narrative that all school shooters are government agents trying to get assault rifles banned; they were now talking about the importance of mental health, background checks for gun ownership, and praising the cops for their swift neutralisation of Audrey. They also started attributing fake quotes to the victims and cops involved, pretending they were all super-devout martyrs and students of God who clutched a cross in one hand and a gun in the other.

[[File:Audrey Hale Twitter Brainrot 4.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Nothing is more "based" than lying.]]

{{center|<youtube>LF5Cx3vE1wc</youtube>}}

==November 2023 shooter Manifesto leaks==
In November 2023, Audrey's Manifesto (or Tranny-festo maybe) leaked via Steven Crowder and co. The manifesto, while originally maligned as being a hoax, has been confirmed as 100% True Facts by the Nashville Police.

<center><gallery>
File:Nashville Manifesto leak image 1.jpg
File:Nashville Manifesto leak image 2.jpg
File:Nashville Manifesto leak image 3.jpg
File:MNPD Statement on Nashville Manifesto.jpg|[https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1721943940000104896 CONFIRMED AS REAL]
</gallery></center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|'''Memes of the Martyr'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Audrey Hale Meme 1.png
File:Audery Hale Meme 2.jpg
File:Audery Hale Meme 3.jpg
File:Audrey Hale Meme 4.png
File:SamHydeNash.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Audrey Hale Meme 5.png
File:Audrey Hale ACK.jpg|My pronouns are he/h-ACK!
File:Audrey Hale Team Fortress Classic Joke.jpg
File:Audrey Hale YWNBAM Art.png
</gallery>|}}

==See also==
*[[Christianity]] - Mainly shot Christian kids (since she's a tranny, it's no surprise her main target was Christians)
*[[FTM]]
*[[Guns]] - What [[liberal]] [[retards]] think caused the shooting; not the shooter's [[Gender dysphoria|mental illness]]
*[[Gun control]] - What [[Jews]] will ultimately push as a result of the shooting
*[[Redneck]] - [[Captain Obvious|No shit]], [[Sherlock]]!
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - A better tranny school shooter from [[Texas]]
*[[Transgender|Tranny]] - Woman pretending to be a man; need I say more?
*[[Ugly]] - Just look at her. Don't you just want to vomit?
*[[Manchild|Womanchild]] - The evil type. Need we [[Nigger|niggas]] say more again?
*[[A Clockwork Orange]] - Her Favorite Porno Ever
*[[Furries]] - One of her many mental illnesses

==External links==
*{{EDF|t|nashville-catholic-k-6-shooting.5911|Nashville Catholic k-6 shooting}} - [[EDF6]] thread discussing the shooting

===Online accounts===
*<s>[https://ahillustrations.myportfolio.com/ Official website]</s> '''Baleeted''' (Archives: {{archive|018Pz|1}} {{wayback|https://ahillustrations.myportfolio.com/|20230328134330|title=2}})
*<s>[https://www.redbubble.com/people/AidenCreates/shop Official shop]</s> '''Baleeted''' {{archive|QZMMQ}}
*<s>{{instagram|creative.aiden}}</s> - Instagram. '''Now baleeted, and since Kikebook requires JavaScript, there are no archives of it.'''
*{{linkedin|in/audreyhale10|audreyhale10}} - LinkedIn (Archives: {{archive|qYPVl|1}} {{wayback|https://www.linkedin.com/in/audreyhale10/|20230328003005|title=2}})
*<s>{{furaffinity|aiden.hale}}</s> - FurAffinity. '''Now baleeted.''' {{archive|9Yn8S}}

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{{timeline|Article of the Now April 3 & 4, [[2023]]|[[Donald Drumpf]]|Audrey Hale|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]}}

[[Category:People|Hale, Audrey]]
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] for November 9 & November 10, [[2023]]|[[LSD]]|Audrey Hale|[[Sproke]]}}

Operation /b/ipolar

2024-08-25T15:06:27Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

__NOTOC__
[[File:BIGBEARHUGS.png|thumb|500px|Bi-polar...[[pun|geddit?]]]]

'''July 22, 2010''': For one glorious, glorious morning, /b/ was civilized. [[Anonymous]] was going to be on Good Morning America because of [[Jessi Slaughter]], and Moot dressed it all up for the occasion.

The top of the page read '''Good Morning America''', the Good Morning America theme was playing, and Moot had put up a sticky laying down /b/'s new laws:
* [[liek|Use proper grammar and spelling]].
* [[No Cussing Club|No cursing or threatening posts]].
* [[RTFM|Read the rules and FAQ before posting]].
* [[SFW Porn|Do not upload pornography or gore]].
* [[shitpost|Contribute to the community]].

Below that was a list of tips and tricks and, unfortunately, a link to [[Know Your Meme]] so any new visitors to /b/ could become acquainted with the sanitised principle of meme philosophy they offer.
The hope was that we would be mentioned by Jessi or by one of her [[fag|parents]]. The mention of our name on a major news network would drive hundreds to our "Family-friendly" /b/.
Hopefully, the devoutly religious board would gain a few new members for our community. The next day, the gore fest would begin, complete with the theme tune from GMA embedded in /[[b]]/ and playing on a loop

== Prologue: /b/'s Longest Night ==
In the late hours of July 21, /b/ was first alerted to the show by some anons who were win enough to go to the GMA website just by chance. /b/ panicked and split into three factions. The first realized that this had all happened [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|before]], and thought that the panic was completely retarded. The second camp wanted to immediately spam 4chan with gore, in order to keep out any potential newfags from visiting after the publicity. This camp also advocated the use of bomb threats, which were apparently not delivered. The third camp was the one that won, as they had wanted to make any reports about /b/ look completely wrong, for the lulz. Anons planned on posting kittens and rainbows, but Moot beat them to it.

== The Day ==

[[File:4chan_GMZ.png|thumb|1000px|center|Can we make you some tea?]]

Hundreds of Anon began using the [[tripcode]] "David !4changtcqk", so we could tell the old Anon from the new. The sea of Davids gradually spread throughout the site until nearly every post on 4chan was made by a David. The name David originated from a well mannered and cordial man who blessed /b/ with his presence around 3:30am, claiming to work on GMA. He was met with a welcoming mixture of adorable [[kittens]], summerfags, and extreme racism (although he proudly proclaimed the use of an internet censoring add on), yet he continued to converse with the wary shut aways. Many were suspicious that this [[Fag|mild mannered man]] might be a [[troll]], but instead the unsuspecting [[/b/tards]] were met with something much more foreign: a genuinely kind and curious man who just wanted to learn their ways. They watched in awe as he took his first steps as a denizen of 4chan, joyfully learning how to namefag and quote, [[Fag|merrily skipping along]] like a [[CP|child]] in an open field. David proceeded [[Rape|to touch]] the hearts of [[over 9000]] [[/b/tards]] with his warmth and [[Shit no one cares about|acceptance]], giving /b/ what it could never find [[IRL]]: love and affection. [[File: Poor Jessi.png|thumb|Uhh.../b/?]]

<s>Any post with cussing, porn, or gore was reported. The [[Mods]] were, surprisingly, not asleep and did a fantastic job of [[banning]] any fags who broke /b/'s new rules.

Newfags were "Newfriends", Oldfags were "Oldfriends", and everyone on /b/ was creepily nice to each other for hours on end.

Several Anon banded together to get "4chan is family oriented" and "good morning america 4chan" to the top of Google's trends list.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] By 1:00 pm everything was shit again and everyone was fucking sick and tired of the music, and the mods went back into hibernation.

Anticipation mounted as the board gathered into several streaming chatrooms to watch the show live.

Meanwhile, on the outer rim of 4chan, some /b/tards began moving /b/ to /c/ while shouting "/c/ IS THE NEW /b/". When the niceness caught up with the self-professed /c/unts and /c/men, about half moved to /d/, where they promptly shouted "/d/ IS THE NEW /c/ IS THE NEW /b/." They became /d/mens, scaring the original /d/ so much that /d/ merged with /e/. Thus, on that glorious morning, there were three /b/s on 4chan, none of them good. Ultimately, /c/ would fight back (and win by the adternoon) against a group of mainly newfags and summerfags, while /d/ remained occupied for some time. Pereversly, /x/ was mildly raped, perhaps because /b/ desired to keep /x/ as its bitch after the operation.

== The Show ==

A few Anon wearing [[Guy Fawkes]] masks were behind the Good Morning America building. The GMA crew hinted that Jessi may be to blame for her own fuckup.

First, an [[old]] [[fat]] [[female]] black person came on to [[whine]] about [[Obama]]. The bitch went away, only for a story about fucking jellyfish to come up. The woman hinted that Jessi was going to be on the show, then cut to an agonizingly long commercial break.

After ten minutes of commercials and fifteen minutes of local news followed by ten more minutes of commercials, GMA came back on to talk about Jessi.

A pretaped video of Jessi and her parents followed, with Jessi wearing heavy makeup and looking evermore like the [[whore]] she is. There was no mention of who caused her to look like this, causing most of /b/ to be [[disappoint]].

[[Parry Aftab]] came on to plug her site and blame Jessi's parents for being shitty parents. 4chan was not mentioned, as [[whore|Mrs. Aftab]] decided to blame it on Jessi going to the [[lie|small]] site of [[Stickam]] and, perplexedly, [[rap]].

== Aftermath ==
[[image:4chanEtiqette.jpg|thumb|200px|/[[b]]/: The most civilized board on 4chan.]]

The general state of disappointment that fell over the board caused most members to return to the gore and Anonymous title they had grown accustomed to. The music began getting more attention than the show itself. Several fail raids on [[Jabba The Hutt|Aftab]] followed because she did not break [[Rules 1 and 2]].

== ...And Again ==

Just hours after Operation /b/ipolar had wound down in the evening of July 22, news leaked in that [[Rules 1 and 2]] HAD indeed been broken. ABC decided to milk this whore of all she was worth, so Nightline ABC showed an interview, mixed in with some old and new material. Anonymous-related images were shown.

Worse, the ABC website had an article with quotes stating things such as "Once her story hit the message boards of 4chan, an infamous and anonymous network Web savvy users, the threats against Jessi started coming fast and furious. Members of Anonymous, a group linked to 4chan, quickly joined in as did users of the like-minded site Tumblr. " as well as another quote, " 'I'm afraid that somebody from 4chan or Anonymous is going to try to jump me or something,' she said."

/b/ began to panic, and a small resurgence of Operation /b/ipolar appeared on /b/, and to a lesser extent, /x/.

Nothing came out of this, because on 7/23/10, /b/ was violently raped by spambots, leading to anarchy and a diaspora that completely ended Operation /b/ipolar.

The music has yet to stop and the spambots continue to run rampant. Just like [[Katrina]] oldfags still try to ride the storm out. Anon fled to /a/ for hours, then fag music started playing there, then it was realized that /x/ is fucking stupid. Refugee's fled to /x/ and have conquered it for the motherland. People curse Moot, for he finally got off his faggot ass and changed /b/ to avoid exposure, but never changed it back. People have begun to realize Moot has abandon them after years of constant reporting of gore, animal cruelty, live murder, surgeons, spam, and furries.

Anons have discoverd a suspect for spammings.

Then at around 10:30 all the spambots were gone and only a few surgeons, cancer, and music remained. /b/ had lived through another dark day.

7/24/10 Moot trolls the whole of /b/ by introducing the dreaded CAPTCHA and then minutes later removing it. everyfag now complains at this faggotry with more chaos ensuring.

http://www.facebook.com/matthew.j.pellegrino

[[image:spamfag.jpeg|thumb|200px|The new cancer.]]

A Raid was being planned in the early hours of the morning in a crammed tinychat room where anons and [[/b/tards]] flailed at each other complaining about how unorgansied said "Raid" was. Apart from the faggotry that ensured within the room, as far as the raid went, anon found [[dox]] which tell of the faggots workplace being subway many telephone orders were made and pizza and whores sent to his home.

[[image:Spamhouse.jpg|thumb|200px|His House..]]

Employers:
Subway
Newport News, Virginia
757-872-7744

To top it off here is his slutty sister
[[File:Sluttysis.jpg|thumb|1000px|center|OH SNAP!]]

==See also==
*[[Gawker]]
*[[Adrian Chen]]
*[[Operations]]

==External links==
*{{archive|QpJ2D|Is 4chan Cleaning Up Its Act?}}

{{epic}}
{{trolls}}
{{chans}}
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Chans]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:2010]][[Category:Operations]]

Xander Van Dam

2024-08-25T15:06:24Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

[[Image:Xandervandamfaggot.jpg|thumb|400px|right|See what steroids can do, kids!.]]

'''Xander Van Dam''' (known as Fransisco Rodriguez by his [[Fuck-buddy|close friends]]) is a filthy illegal immigrant from <s>Mexico</s> Nicaragua who thinks he is a fox.
His viewers believe that he is some sort of [[furry]] demigod, but in reality, he is a doped up, lower class, piece of shit who lives on welfare.
Xander commits fraud with his mother's credit cards so he can [[lies|afford to rent an apartment]].

==Furfaggotry==

Xander, being the anthro fox that he is, enjoys quality [[yiff]] with smaller twink [[bitches]].
He attends furry conventions such as Texas Furry Fiesta, [[Anthrocon]] and Midwest Furfest.
While attending a con, at some hotel, there is a room party with the distinct smell of [[win]] [[furry]] [[buttsex]].
Hotel maids, who are also illegal immigrants, question if living in the United States is really worth it after cleaning a room inhabited by these furnigs.

He has a stench that follows him, and even by furry standards, Xander is one nasty smelling fox.
Those unfortunate enough to give him a hug, may notice the diaper he wears, confirming their worst fears about the foul odor.

==Shitty memes==

Xander, like many other [[furfags]] have a [[fanbase]] that consists of <s> well thought out, creative, original </s> Fucking atrocious and generic memes that almost always depict him trying to get at a [[sexual]] innuendo, and; or trying to tease other [[furfags]] on his popularity in the [[fandom]] & his <s>HUGE</s> itty bitty shrimp dick.

{{frame|<gallery>
Image:Xanderthanksgiving.jpg|Oh pleeeease, pencil dick.
Image:xandercaptcha.jpg|How is this even funny??
Image:xanderthefoxmeme.jpg| Oh GOD please no!
Image:xanderfoxnews.jpg| I guess this is a typical [[furfags]] masterpiece.
</gallery>|background=gray|margin=auto}}

==Sex... errr I mean 'yiff' life==

[[Image:Xanderandfaggot.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Sooooo popufur, check us out!]]
[[Image:Xandertryingtobetough.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This present is only half of what is inside.]]

Xander enjoys [[yiff]]ing, which is a good thing, especially when you have a shrimp-sized penis.
He loves to show off his [[steroids|amazing and naturally built]] body that came from the skies of [[furfag]] heaven.
Most refer to him as a '''tiny cock god'''.

Not easily discouraged by his dick, almost an amazing four inches, he scouts room parties, and proceeds to fuck as many furries as he possibly can.
Kind of amazing when you keep in mind that he wears a diaper.

==Mate? Yeah, good luck! ==

[[Image:xanderfakemate.jpg|thumb|400px|center|Im always loyal to my mate, nothing can take us apart!]]

This is exactly kind of thing a typical [[slut]] would say as he's fucks everyone withing a 5 mile radius.
Knowing no limits, Xander even had a go with [[Sparx Traxx]], a slutty hermaphrodite.

{{quote|I have an open relationship with my Dalmatian and were happy to fool around with plenty of other people!|center=auto}}

Friends go along with Xander's immature teasing, and how he has been cheating on his "loyal mate" with this slut for such a long time.

===Possible relationship with Tai Liddel===

Rumor has it that Xander is on a quest to cheat on his boyfriend of the week as much as possible.
He's still having an affair with Sparx, some random furfag, and another named Tai Liddel.
It seems he met Tai at Texas Furry Fiesta and in a drug-induced orgy he has finally found true love.

== Gallery ==

{{frame|<gallery>
Image:Xanderandsparxboob.jpg|Slutty [[Sparx Traxx]] hapily letting Xander grab his boobs.
Image:Skype tai confirms xander.jpg
</gallery>|background=gray|margin=auto}}

==See also==

*[[Sparx Traxx]]
*[[Skrat]]
*[[Lemonade Coyote]]

==External links==

*{{furaffinity|xanderthefox}}
*{{twitter|xanderfoxy}}
*{{skype|xanderfoxy}}
*http://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/Existential5oul/
*{{facebook|quintessence.fox}}

{{furfaggotry}}

[[Category:People]]

EZWolf

2024-08-25T15:06:23Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win

"The" '''EZWolf''' is an aspiring director of furry [[porn|film]] from [[Dutchland|the Netherlands]], but is better known for his hand in several furry [[Lulz|dramabombs]].

__TOC__

==Furrywood==
[[File:EZWolfPlay.jpg|thumb|right|Next stop Broadway]]
Allegedly a commercial photographer, EZWolf joined the dredges of furfaggotry some time in the 90's and began focusing all of his attention on furry related projects in order to [[Attention whore|help propagate furry]] throughout the land and improve his fandom. Being a [[DeviantArt|professional]] photographer and [[YouTube|film producer]], it was his hope that he could mix furry [[Shit|creativity]] with slick editing, ushering in a new wave of furry appreciation and popularity. He started as most furries do, posting videos of [[Boring|him prancing around public in fursuits like an idiot]]. This got him a built-in and sturdy fanbase, and gave him enough confidence to proceed with an even grander project: [[WTF|furry films]]! No longer would furries be left with only [[Good|"mainstream"]] films to fap over, the furries themselves were a [[Lie|growing and untapped]] demographic. With that, he and fellow furfag entrepreneurial [[Nobody|Shay]] put on stage performances at European furry conventions.

===Bitter Lake===
[[File:Bitter Lake poster.jpg|thumb|right|"Fuck yeah, we're big time now boys"]]

After a [[Fail|successful]] run with ''Jordan Blake'', EZWolf would again collaborate with Shay on "[[Piss|Bitter Lake]]", the first ever (45 minute...) furry feature film! Focusing on a furry civil-war or some shit, Bitter Lake was championed around the furry community for it's [[Cheap|realistic fursuits]], [[Dungeons & Dragons|serious subject matter]] and [[WMM|supurb editing]], Bitter Lake was to be screened at Europes biggest furry conventions before being packaged and shipped worldwide! It a truly momentous occasion in the fandom if ever there was one!

<center><youtube>HealMOZurEo</youtube></center>

===Bitter Reception===
[[File:FNNBitterDMCA.png|thumb|right|"Thanks for the publicity, cocksuckers XD"]]
[[File:BitterLakesucks.png|thumb|right|DEATH THREAT DEATH THREAT!!!]]

After trailers circulated among the internet, Bitter Lake found a sizable, enthusiastic fanbase eager to see the film in it's entirety. And [[Everyone|several hundred more]] who saw some tools [[LARP]] crew taking itself [[serious business|super fucking seriously]] and found it hilarious that people thought they were going to have wide-spread success selling said video to people. This disapproval came to a head on an un-monitored mirror of the trailer hosted by [[Furry News Network]], who had previously spent months gleefully hyping the film to its users. Enraged, EZ did what most reasonable, rational adults do when a disagreement arises and [[Drama|went publicly to Fur Affinity and whined]], offering FNN a choice; disabled comments on their mirror, or get the video [[DMCA]]'d altogether.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|A few days after we published the trailer of Bitter lake on YouTube, you put a copy of it on your own FNN account... We understand that this trailer creates [[None|a tremendous amount of views]] to your account, which we can live with, if however you take your responsibility and MONITOR what is actually happening on your account. In case you haven't noticed; there is currently a lot of flaming, trolling, bitching and throwing around death threats going on there.|EZ is quite upset.|If you decide to use -or piggyback on- other people's artwork or intellectual property and publish it on YouTube, then at least have the decency to monitor the comments made there and delete what is not a valid and on-topic reaction or constructive criticism.|Because our 45 minute furry movies will be just as successful without you!|
*1. Remove this video from your account
*2. Start monitoring the comments. Remove anything that is not a valid and on-topic reaction or constructive criticism and keep monitoring it as long as the video is available.
*3. Remove anything that is not a valid and on-topic reaction or constructive criticism and disable the 'Reply' option.|EZ handling dissent like a grown up|We do however have a problem with people (no matter who) who are spreading hate and throw around death threats to the people who worked on this project. Those being people we love and care for. Oh, and we have a problem with news networks not responding to serious issues, but that aside.|You bitches|
All we ask is that you to respond to this letter and act fast on what we have made you aware of yet again. If one of the requested acts is not executed before the 9th of September however, we will inform YouTube that FNN uploaded allegedly infringing content.
|the DMCA; blank check for every butthurt furfag}}|border=white|background=white}}</center>

EZ posted the journal and waited for the flood of peen-rubs from his adoring fanbase, when a problem occurred. You see, EZ's main grievance was not that he was being criticized, but that he and crew were recieving [[flame|death threat]]s on the mirrored video! But a problem occurred; rather than the up swell of kudos and support, furfag after furfag commented on EZ's journal to inform that that, no, in fact there were '''no''' such threats, harassment, or slander being posted on his precious trailer. It appeared, to the furry populous, that EZ was outright lying about the extent of the derision he was receiving in order to get some good, firm hugbox action going on to aide him in his quest against the first amendment.

In in perfect synchrony, EZ did exactly what he wished he could do on youTube; closed the journal, deleteing any trace of being called out on his bullshit. FNN's Bitter Lake trailer was quickly DMCA'd.

==And When That Doesn't Pan Out, Resort to Porn==

In September 2011, months removed and that embarrassing call-out all but re-written from history, EZ continued his work and prepared to release his masterpiece on the masses. Then, [[Nice try|"somehow"]], a very special pet project of EZ's [[Lie|just happened]] to make it's rounds across YouTube. That special project was '''Room 366'''.

<center><youtube>2JmbTkF38zI</youtube></center>

{{Q|*fap fap fap fap fap*|The furry fandom. In unison.}}

The fandom [[Cum|exploded]] a rush of praise, admiration, and jealousy swamped the video and it's creator. Furries far and wide rushed to EZ to let him know just how [[win|beautiful]] and [[Lame|wonderfully crafted]] cinematography, and praised him for taking such an adult, professional approach to giant costume sex. But as the fandom stroked it's collective peen, some of those were whacking off with the lube of their own tears.

For as pant-ruining amazing furfags found Room 366, many of them were shocked and outraged due to it being public. "Why, the media will have a field day with this!", they explained to each other as they tried to elaborate on how the mainstream was about to totally lie about the nature of the furry fandom. By showing a video full of furries, made by furries, and widely enjoyed by furries. "Why EZ, you asshole, this is [[CSI]] all over again!", they shrieked in agony. "Wait til [[Chewfox|Tyra gets ahold of this!]]" the screamed in between spurts of muffled orgasms. But then EZ and friends [[DEAL WITH IT|responded in a way that shocked many furries]].

===Fuck 'Em If They Didn't Fap===
[[File:Room366Journal.png|thumb|right|"Well golly, [[Lie|we didn't mean for it to be inappropriate]] of nothin'...]]
EZ, in a surprisingly clever move, pulled a reverse-Chewfox and not only defended the video, but proceeded to elaborate that it was the non-perverts that were killing the credibility of the fandom! Rather than cry about his work being misinterpreted by the masses ala that crazy bitch from My Strange Addiction, furiends from across the web flocked to support the video and use the opportunity to do a counter [[Tamias the Chipmunk|Old Uncle Chippy]] and explain that maybe it was time to stop acting like furry was anything less than a fetish.

The debated rages on as to whether or not the video was [[Rape|harmless furry fun]], or a deathblow to the family friendly image the fandom [[Bullshit|has strived to accumulate over the years]], however it can safely be assumed that [[It was a social experiment|EZWolf saw a cheap way to get more attention to hock some DVD's]] and took full advantage of it, [[Success]]fully scoring more cash than 300 [[Zeriara]] put combined.

<gallery>
File:FNNRoom336Pro.png|"I mean, c'mon dudes... who the fuck were we kidding..."
File:FNNRoom336Anti.png|GUYS! We were doing so well, too...
File:EZViewComparision.png|Publicity stunt? What publicity stunt? You're crazy, [[Nice try|Bitter Lake would have totally been a hit regardless]].
File:Room366Furryknows.png|Of course every now and then, some of those furry idiots will surprise you.
File:WolfeeRoom336.png|[[Wolfeedarkfang|The village idiot]] hands out condescension.
File:Youtube366Rage1.png|YouTube is allowing [[fursecution]] by allowing this to be made fun of!
File:Youtube366Rage2.png|Clearly, this furry is not a furry at all and is actually a troll.
File:Youtube366Rage3.png|Fuck off, you couldn't begin to understand the complexity and sophistication of fursuit dry humping. You fucking pleb.
File:Youtube366Rage4.png|[[No|" Its a hot video no matter who you are. "]]
File:Youtube366Rage5.png|[[LOL WUT|"Furrys aren't the problem in this, it's society."]]
</gallery>

As expected, furries and furries alone raged at the video, however all of them blame [[Normal|SEXUALLY REPRESSED TROLLS!]] and TROLLS alone for the video becoming notorious, further proven that even when the furries are causing the problem because of their die-hard affiliation to the league of manimals, there's always, '''always''', somebody besides the furries to blame for when shit hits the fan.

==Gallery==

<gallery>
File:EZOnyx.jpg|Movie star!
File:PedoWolfShay.jpg|Anything penned by [[Pedo|Shay]] here is bound to be engaging and sophisticated.
File:EZDonkeyBath.jpg|Bitter Lake 2: The Tumultuous Tub
File:BitterLakePromo.png|This shit's gonna be as big as Lord of the Rings
</gallery>

==External links==
*{{Furaffinity|ezwolf}}
*{{yt|cu|TheEZwolf}}

{{furfaggotry}}
{{aspies}}
{{Timeline|Featured article October 10, 2011 & October 11, [[2011]]|[[Friends of A-Log]]|EZWolf|[[get on irc fgt]]}}
[[Category:Furries]]

Blazger

2024-08-25T15:06:04Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

{{lollercoaster}} 

[[Image:Blazgerconbadge.jpg|right|thumb|Creepy furry is watching you masturbate!]]
[[File:Blazger penis.jpg|thumb|Obligatory penis pic]]
'''Blazger''' is a [[win]] [[furfag]] were[[otherkin]] [[juggalo]] from Chicago, who has [[over 9000]] lovers and regularly hits on other people. It doesn't matter if they're married, engaged, dating, single, [[male]], [[female]], [[transsexual]], pansexual, [[asexual]], [[bestiality|canine]] or just [[Condoleeza Rice]]. If you show interest or flirt with him, <del>[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/803178/ he will hit on you back!]</del>DELETED However, he DOES prefer the [[Negro]] (his [[win]] lover is one!), even thinking he is (his fursona is a BLACK tiger!), which is ridiculous for being a rich [[white trash]] [[juggalo]] kid. But yo, g, don be frontin' in his grill or he be popping a cap in your ass! Actually, he wants to [[buttsex|pop a nut in your ass]], unless you're a [[Lucario]] in which case he wants you to [[An Hero]].

He especially likes kids. In 2006, he had [[buttsex|sex]] with some [[furry]] friends who were ages 14–16, even though he was already 23 at the time. [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1414134/ Feeling a bit of peer pressure], he decided to confess. This was quickly followed by many [[yiff|hugs]] from his FurAffinity friends.

Blazger pretends he's an artist by taking other artists' artwork with or without permission, then coloring them in and posting them so that people can tell him what an awesome artist he is. He is particularly fond of [[Pokémon]] and [[Sonic]] [[Rule 34|porn]]. Posting these and incessantly hitting on everyone is the only way that he can get popular in the [[furry fandom]]. Of course, popularity in the fandom is like the [[Special Olympics]]: No matter how you finish, you're still [[retarded]].

However, he posted way too many pictures of him [[bestiality|fucking a horse]] on FurAffinity and the admins served him notice! Blazger proceeded to [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/227624/ whine his ass off]. This was followed by lots of ass kissing by his many pets and lovers and there was online yiffinz to be had!

Blazger goes on to show what a sick fuck he by having another fursona that is his main fursona's [[incest|daughter]]. Not only that, but his fursona is incestuously fucking the other. I shit you not. Whether that can be seen as incest or [[masturbation]], it's still entirely sick and wrong.
Blazger also plans on making a fursuit of his daughter and wearing it to encourage other furries to act out their fantasies on him.

*[http://superwailingbonus.com/stuff/170263.html Blazger apparently gives people the herpes too!]
*[http://blazger.livejournal.com/69217.html His reply]

==Homeless==
[[Image:Blazger Teh Ninja.jpg|right|thumb|watch your back, you may be ninja-raped]]
Blazger often finds himself [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/389608/ poor] and unable to pay his rent to his [[Christian|Jesus freak]] landlady who hates his faggotness just like God commands her to. Blazger first tried fucking her in the ass. When that didn't work, he tried eating her 70 year old pussy out because they taste best when aged! MmmMMM. That still didn't work! [http://blazger.livejournal.com/113687.html BUT TIGERS DON'T QUIT!] So he [http://blazger.livejournal.com/108812.html got the furry fandom to pay his bills for him] while he commissioned more incest porn and [[Super Smash Brothers]] porn!
[http://blazger.livejournal.com/113687.html A month later, he was poor again] and couldn't pay his rent again. Fortunately he had his Furry Fandom Mastercard and was able to get other people to pay his bills in exchange for [[prostitute|blowjobs and shitting on their chest.]]
Finally, [http://blazger.livejournal.com/115379.html he kicked out] [http://blazger.livejournal.com/115563.html his crackhead roommate] and got a new one. However, the new one couldn't stand his smell or his green teeth or all the smelly lovers that passed through and [http://blazger.livejournal.com/116940.html left.] Blazger, realizing he'd have to pay for himself, continued to BAWWW and threatened to become [[an hero]] unless someone would rescue him. Fortunately, some dimwitted [[furfag]] took him in and so the parasite moved to a new host, paying for him because he lost his job due to his green teeth and his [[fail|fail driving skillz]].
How does Blazger deal with being jobless and poor and unable to pay rent? [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/544111/ Why he throws huge parties and plans raves, of course!] Only [[faggots|sexalicious fuzzy buns]] are invited though!

Later, his boyfriend's mother gave him $1000 for fucking her in the [[Ass|badonkadonk]]. Jobless, poor, and without a working car, Blazger took the money and went to California for the local fur orgy.

Blazger continues to try to make money by offering <s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2166635/ special "rides"]</s> to [[pedophile|little children]] for a quarter.

==Pedophile==
On May 20 Blazger became a self proclaimed Pedophile, in his journal <s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1414134/ "Confession"]</s>he admits to having sex with an underage furry male

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Blazger's fag friends.jpg|At a fur con, everyone can have friends
Image:Blazger's rack.jpg|Blazger pretending not to be a huge faggot
Image:Wikiblazesuit.jpg|Blazger's sex suit
Image:Fursuitsex.jpg|Blazger likes a good furpile
Image:furryincest2.jpg|[[Incest|Ohhh, daddy!]]
Image:Wahwah.jpg|Like every furry, he has an emo whiny LiveJournal too, where he constantly talks about leaving the fandom forevar!
Image:Pedotiger.jpg|Blazger waits outside supermarkets, offering special "rides" to little children
Image:Blazger racism.jpg|([[Blockatiel]] added to increase viewing pleasure.)
Image:Blazgerpedo.jpg| Breaking news! Blazger admits to being a pedo!
Image:Blazger_future_notification.gif|Coming soon to a mailbox near you!
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*{{lj|blazger|Blazger on LiveJournal}}
**[http://blazger.livejournal.com/118963.html Give him lots of lulzy Christmas presents!]
*{{furaffinity|blazger}}
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Blazger Blazger @ WikiFur®]
*[http://video2.xtube.com/community/profile.php?u=Blazger Blazger showing off his AIDS stick on Xtube]

{{Furfaggotry}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:LJ Users]]
[[Category:Furries]]

NEDM

2024-08-25T15:06:01Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

[[Image:Nedm-hc.jpg|400px|center]]
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[[Image:NEDM-stick.jpg|200px|thumb|right|<center>Not even ''Doom'' music can save this kitty.</center>]]

[[Image:xp_the_cat.gif|thumb|right|<center>3 Months, 4 buttons and 1 dead cat.</center>]]

'''NEDM''', an acronym for Not Even ''[[Doom]]'' Music. It was a meme born from the darkest bowels of [[YTMND]] as reaction to [[animal cruelty|serious business]]. Shortly after its creation it was promptly smeared all over the Internet like anything that appeals to a [[nerd|young white demographic]]. It is considered to be the much anticipated sequel to [[Zippocat]] and as such it's fantastic, like any sequel. NEDM is the source of much Internet drama and hate from [[PETA|those]] who can't appreciate art from YTMND because killing cats is not funny ever. If you think any differently then fuck you, you insensitive fuck, just FUCK YOU. If you vote anything other than one at any point in time then it is obviously clear that you enjoy burning cats and wish to destroy the American dream.

In July 2005 a video was created when a then 26 year old put his pet cat "Mottles" in a small cage and decided to douse it with flammable liquids and set it on fire to the amusement of his teenage BFF who happened to be holding a video camera innocently close. It was decided that the Internet JUST HAD TO SEE THIS.

Everything began innocently when the video of the man forcing Mottles into his small cage and lighting everything aflame was posted on a site dedicated to the strange and gruesome, Ogrish.com, and it was clear that there was nothing whatsoever to worry about as the Internets had a good wind to them that day. Fortunately, drama quickly began after a "HelterSkeltor" did what any reasonable basement dweller would do after witnessing an unspeakable horror from the Internet, he posted a link to it. He then told all of his friends who the [[Pretty Cool Guy|cool guy]] who found it was, [[Littlekuriboh|him that's who]]!

In a rare fit of compassion a large group of forum members rose up to declare it unfunny and moved forward to ban the party responsible from life. The stupid fuck had neglected to use a proxy when posting his [[serious business|ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES]] and his IP address was traced quicker than [[Mark Foley]] to a Boy Scout camp, hot damn. [[PETA]] was quickly roused to fight the injustice of the Internet and by then everyone who was involved was seriously fucked. The teenager who had originally posted it was immediately arrested and the man who originally tried to entertain the Internets turned himself in from [[trolls remorse]]. Afterward, it was declared that they had indeed [[you fail it|failed it]] and all videos were deleted by the appropriate [[authorities|Internet authorities]].

By this time it was apparent that the original visionary was feeling very sorry for himself during his interrogation due to his stupid teenage counterpart's inability to learn [[Computer Science III]] which everyone knows is the top hacker cat burning level needed to post an illegal video on the Internet. He soon realized that he was now going off to jail for his stupidity. He was promptly walked out of the police station and sent off still contemplating how well the Belgium police could protect his now fragile [[NeoPets]] from furious media scrutiny.

==Creation of the NEDM Meme==
[[Image:NEDM1.jpg|thumb|right|<center>Omg NEDM!!!1</center>]]
[[Image:Nedmvj6.jpg|thumb|right|200px|<center>Batman lieks NEDM</center>]]

In response to the drama the Internet Police took away countless Internet licenses for failure to be grave in their Internet proceedings, they then [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] but much to their surprise the video reappeared on YTMND. Member “Baron” decided to post the video himself on YTMND after he had personally edited the video to include music from the classic computer game named DOOM. The subsite was deleted within hours of its creation, but not before large quantities of YTMND users had voted on it. However, the comments on the original cat-burning YTMND disappeared with its deletion. As per Internet law it was immediately voted 5 stars by anyone who had the luck to stumble across it and this HAPPENED to offend some. Outraged that anyone could ever vote the malicious burning of kittens as a 5 STAR!!11! an agitated Titanium-Gecko began to [[butthurt|downvote]] all sites created by users who had five-starred the burning kitten YTMND as a protest.

<center>[[Image:NEDM-part2.PNG|I H8 U ALL U GUAYS R NOT MATURE]]</center>

In retaliation, the subsite was then upvoted by a number of people among them was YTMND user “Spotz”. After noticing that all of his sites had been downvoted by Titanium-Gecko he explained that he only upvoted the burning kitten YTMND for the "irony of using the Doom bunny music" and not because he condoned or approved of the actual burning of cats. This was serious business though! and Titanium-Gecko ''really'' really wanted people to really know what horrible people they were being, and as a master of wit he quickly posted the now famous quote detailing how nothing makes burning cats funny, nuthing at all you cat burning fucks! D:<<

{{quote|Since you do not 'condone' burning kitten your sites have been 3'd until further notice. Still...nothing justifies 5'ing burning kittens. Not even Doom music.|Techno-Gecko letting you know what he thinks of YOUR music, mister.}}

Smitten by Titanium-Gecko's [[butthurt]], a moheevi quickly whipped up a remix of the original video with Coburn's We Interrupt This Programme [Jean Claude Aimes remix] accompanied by [[happycat]] and began posting the comment "NEDM" wherever he could. At first, NEDM sites simply featured the cryptic letters "NEDM", with no explanation given as to what they meant, such as AwesomeBob's "NEDM is coming." Eventually, moheevi created a site using the happy cat image which user Stratos-the-Bratos saw and used for the third NEDM site. After seeing one of StarOnion's sites Moheevi updated the original site to include this picture with the infamous 'chapstick' quote.

Few people understood the joke behind the NEDM sites until Spotz explained it on the YTMND forums and revealed the story of the now-deleted burning kitty YTMND and Titanium-Gecko's one-man crusade against it. Since then, the NEDM fad still remains somewhat misunderstood according to its supporters and content creators. The creators of the fad state that it in no way supports [[bestiality|animal cruelty]]. NEDM simply means "Not Even ''Doom'' Music can get you a rating of five stars" (because the site is usually bad or random). NEDM can be applied to anything, not only animal cruelty, and because of this the fad is one of the most varied on YTMND.

{{quote|In summary: "**** off, haters.|Titanium-Gecko}}

<center>[[Image:NEDM-part4.PNG]]</center>
 [[serious|Internets, serious business.]]

This, however, did not stop YTMND from trying to increase its advertising revenue and hit counts by adopting the video as if it were created by them and they became the proud creators of the now “famous” meme. Whether or not the hypocrisy displayed by the YTMND administrators in claiming to ban the video but encourage the offshoot meme ever did raise advertising revenue for that month remains unclear, however, it does seem that the number of faggots that frequent the YTMND wesbite has grown exponentially. This has left some of the YTMND administrators wondering if they could try the same kind of thing again.

Following the original YTMND run Mottles the cat came back in a [[big]] way for every dumbfuck this side of the [[google|google ship]] to salivate and cream themselves over. Memeism instantly ignited and the fields of Internet were engulfed by flaming kittens and hearty laughter, NEDM had been born. The term quickly spread as it was only the [[cool]]est thing ever invented and soon it was declared that NEDM was, in fact, coming. NEDM quickly became a monster of a meme and produced many lolz but it soon died as YTMND kills everything with any comedic value sooner or later. This is all fact, fuck you, and it remains unknown whether or not Portal music would make NEDM funny.

==Aftermath==
People love burning cats. It is the source of much [[lulz|controversy]] and [[butthurt|healthy debate]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;
|It's just a cat. It got burned, it died, who should really care. Thousands of people die every day, often by the hands of other people. There are videos of it on the internet, and those aren't taken down. These things should never be censored, anywhere, lest we lose sight of what "low" or "base" activity is and inevitably revisit it...[[Godwin's Law|Holocaust]], anyone?|YTMND nerd|id like to give a big f*ck you to anyone who is 1'ing this site just because they dont like cats and think they should burn, or say that things die everyday bla bla bla. murder is wrong, unless its a matter of survival of the fittest (which this is not a case of)|YTMND nerd 2|wtf u bunch of pussies its just some stupid animal why dont u try to stop people from killing each other instead of worrying about some win cat|YTMND nerd 3, Lord of [[White trash|White Trash]]|there is worse stuff then burning cats, like raping children.|YTMND nerd 4, he knows what he is talking about.|if u love cats so much why dont u f*ck them|YTMND nerd 5, Master of Verbal Skills|Let me say that I have seen the so called "Cat extermination" video back b4 the heat took it away.OK it's not that bad...no im not a cat person and infact i love dogs. but if i saw it done to a dog I would look at it no differently.I've seen a muslim burn to a tree in a vid it was worse. U SNOOZE U LOSE..u missed the video so DROP IT AND B GREATFUL WE HAVE AN AMAZING FAD THX 2 A LIL BELGUIM BOY. NEDM FTW!! long live the fad NOT THE CONTRAVERCY!|YTMND nerd 6, kthx|So I come to Wikipedia to find out what this NEDM cruelty thing is about, and you don't even have an article on it. This is not good PR.|Swindon, United Kingdom}}
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==<center>NEDM in Technicolor</center>==
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==<center>Glorious Pixels of NEDM</center>==

<center>{{cg|<center>NEDM Gallery</center>|IGiveItA5OutOf5|center|<gallery>
Image:NEDMpixels.jpg|the cat that sparked it all
Image:NEDM burned.jpg|Mottles' End
Image:Kishor Nokayonokatsu.jpg|The cat-burners themselves, sharing [[Fag|tender moments]]. Note the wanton looks and the bottle lickings.
Image:Nedmboxart.jpg|NEDM Boxart
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:NEDM-part5.PNG|At times it is easy to miss the subtle things.
Image:NEDM-part7.PNG|Do not leik fried cat ):<
Image:NEDM-part6.PNG|Ur [[Fuck]]ed
Image:NEDM-part3.PNG|This is why we cannot have nice things.
Image:NEDM-part1.PNG|A guy trying to impress other men by posting the video
Image:Nedmsoviet.gif|In Soviet Russia, cat burns you!
Image:Nedmburn.gif|NEDM serves up some revenge...
Image:Nedm revenge.gif|Then goes fucking batshit.
File:All is lost.jpg|It sure is.
</gallery>|}}</center>

==NEDM in Text Form==
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==See also==

* [[Cat]]
* [[Happycat]]
* [[Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer]]

==External links==

*[http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/benzin.avi Original NEDM video]
*[http://www.nedminvestigation.ytmnd.com/ NEDM Investigation YTMND] Explains NEDM in detail, not all that interesting. Very inaccurate and incredibly sloppy for not revealing the animal killer's full name and address for vigilante retribution.
*[http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/006415.html#comments not to worry though: The people involved are Kishor Nokayonokatsu, 26 years old, responsible for killing the cat and Glenn van den Meerssche, 15 years old, who filmed the scene.]
*[http://nedm.ytmnd.com/ A typical YTMND] Caution, headphones <del>off</del> on.

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{{Timeline|Featured article September 18, [[2007]]|[[Dreadnought]]|NEDM|[[University of Florida Taser incident]]}}

CrimsonNightshade

2024-08-25T15:05:59Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (7)

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[http://crimsonnightshade.deviantart.com/ '''CrimsonNightshade'''] is even worse than every [[weeaboo]] shit on DeviantART, as she doesn't obsess over [[animu]] but rather her own faggot characters. She's a talentless [[lesbian|closetfag]]. Not only does she obsess over her own characters, but she recruits other devianTARTlets to [[fangirl]]. Beware! If ever meeting this person [[IRL]], she might believe you're her best friend because she's a [[virgin]]. To the dismay of the people who do know her in person, they are plagued with her constant assault of bad drawings, [[Kawaii|unwanted hugs, "cute noises"]] and [[Emo|emoing over retarded things like being unloved and misunderstood]]. If you happen to look at her for more than two seconds, she immediately leeches onto you and sucks the happiness out of you. (Multiple cases have been reported...sometimes from random strangers) She is also the leading cause for aneurysms, migraines, siamese twins and birth defects.

==Art? Speak [[Engrish]].==
[[File:Fuckingfail.jpg|thumb|left|This DEFINITELY gives me a boner. Definitely.]]
[[File:Ekaiel.jpg|thumb|OHLOLSOAMAZINGLIEKWOAH!!!!!!!]]
Her gallery is a shitpile of 'finished' work that is nothing but a jumble of sketchy lines and misproportioned limbs. There is no such thing as a dynamic pose, and all [[Fail|'mature content']] pictures consist of one leg wrapped around another. Not only that, [[lie|she considers herself a god]] and refers to herself as 'Lady Author'.

Although her work IS shit, [[lie|she has improved]] since her first pieces. Her first pieces didn't really have a human-esque shape and no apparent bone structure in the elbows. Basically it looked like an old lady with Parkinson's drew a retarded dragon and called it a hedgehog (Refer to the Furry category in this article).

CrimsonNightshade bitched to her uptight parents for so long that they bought her a tablet. Whoop-de-fucking-do. She believes that a $400 piece of machinery will actually help her artwork look better now and in the long run, make her a all-around better artist. The funny thing is, SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT! Rather than making her "art" better, it becomes worse than before. A tablet is a rather simple piece of machinery. If one understands the basic concept of a tablet, they can produce great art. CrimsonNightshade can't grasp that concept. Her already shitty art loses all hope whatsoever.

CrimsonNightshade uses [[The GIMP]], otherwise know as [[Photoshop]] for [[Jew]]s. When she got her tablet she got PS Elements and Painter, but feared the change to a somewhat useful software would make her art look "way too amazing for dA". She believes that GIMP as well as her tablet will make up for her lack of talent. She uses only four things on GIMP: Brush, Stamp, Dodge, & [[Lens Flare|LENS FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!]] All hair is one color with a big white streak through the middle "To add depth" to the piece of shit. She also believes that all win men wear the same clothing, because all wins are the same. Her win people also don't wear shirts. They wear shitty two-coloured coats & pants. These coats are obivously nothing like Link's tunic or Zelda's dress. They wear coats. Coats are not tunics.

To ensure the fact that her characters [[bullshit|may actually be real]], she names her friends after them. This is apparent by the Artist Comments on every single one of her unoriginal, static-pose drawings. What makes it worse, is a five-year-old could produce something at least more interesting. It seems the only thing she's good at is consistency, since every character looks the same. Each character is also in [[love]] with her, but they're still win. (lolwut?)

When she actually finds an artist that is good, she will pay them to force them to draw her half-assed, [[Asperger's Syndrome|ass-burger]] characters, and then [[Angst|bitch]] about how talentless she is [[TL;DR|in a journal]]. Her coloring is flatter than a monkey's ass.

She follows the Rules of [[deviantART|DevianTART]] religiously.

==Ersatz==

This sorry, sad excuse of a story is a spawn of [[fanfiction]] for Legend of Zelda. Every character is win, females are obsolete, and every character is in love with every other character. Except the brothers. A conversation with CrimsonNightshade tends to go like this---
[[File:Ersatz_Main_Characters_by_CrimsonNightshade.png|thumb|LOLZ I HAZ NECKLAZE GIVES ME POWAH!]]
{{quote|Blah blah blah Ersatz blah blah blah Resistance blah blah blah blah blah And blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, Blaaaaaah. Aren't I great, lol?! Love meeee! |CrimsonNightshade, when asked about Ersatz.|size=100%}}

Not only is every character fucking each other, there is also an epicfail war going on because of a retarded, insane, dead puppet thing, and everyone has [[Legend of Zelda|Link]] ears. Putting aside the fact that the story has no plot other than fucking and [[incest|brotherly love]], every character has tattoos on their face. This makes them not human.

Not only that, they get powers from necklaces. Oh, and if you take it off, you die. Easiest suicide ever, amirite? Also, every character is an [[faggot|emo]] and looking for some reason to kill someone off. If you start CrimsonNightshade on a conversation of Ersatz, you may be deaf for a week. Not only does she kill you slowly with explaining the story to death, she claims she views it as a manga, full-length [[animu]], and live-action movie.

To make things worse, she will attack you with so many terms and words that your head will spin from stupidity. To make things even more pathetic, she made up a [[fail|fake]] language to go with it. It's a mix of pathetic attempts to sound latin and a weird form of gibberish. Some believe that it is the language originally spoken by [[goatse]]. Some of her [[IRL]] friends unwillingly took part in the creation of this story, having been [[raped|forced]] into helping her create this [[lie|amazing]] piece of work.

Insult Ersatz, and she'll fucking FLIP.

Her favorite character is a faggoty, [[nerd|wimpy little nerd kid]] that is actually her [[Self insert|self-insert character]]. Apparently, not only does he save the day, but he also likes [[cock|the cock]] very, very much.

[http://crimsonnightshade.deviantart.com/ Some very lulzy dAramallamas could be started here.]

Lucky for us, a local [an hero] wrote a parody from some sad, sorry excuse of an RP:

==The Alan/Kael RP (Real Porn)==
<pre>
Alan smiled as Kael fucked him, the bell signaling the end of the fuck. He stood up, cumming; cracking his dick and ass before grabbing his sac off the floor. "Man, what a boring fuck!"

He giggled slightly, his penis focused on the other American. He hid his gonads easily- something he'd been doing for months now. Bad Alan, he thought, Kael is an Italian. He shook his boobies, clearing his penis. His silly STD problem was just guilt from his sister's dog, is all. "Hey, you wanna come home with me? Fuck around for a bit?"

Kael smiled at the taller American. "Sure, my win, hardcore, guy-on-guy porn subscription ran out."

The two gave head to each other before heading to Alan's house, Kael smiling as he was fucked the whole way there. Alan was the only real butt-buddy in school. He had only been just transferred four hours ago, (due to measuring a 12 oz bottle of Smucker's grape Jelly and a 2" diameter, 6' garden hose) so he was a bit of a whore. His long, girlish pubes and extra set of genitalia didn't help his case, either. "So," he asked, "When do ya want to do it again?"

Alan got an erection. "I know, I have a 12 oz bottle of jelly and a horse!"

Kael also got an erection. "Okay, I can't wait!"

He stretched again, his pants dropping and exposing his dick. "An afternoon performing sexual intercourse with a horse." He became even more giddy.

"Everything is good!"

Alan mentally fucked himself, looking at his excessively large penis. "Oh baby," he exclaimed, causing a love explosion in his pants. He smiled, adjusting his sac to pleasure himself. "No offense to Italians, but I think everyone could do without them for a few years.... Except you... You damn Italian."

Alan leaned in to show that he was serious. "Your sister is a hooker. Now, that's sexy."

Kael fucked himself. "Yeah... If she wasn't a whore... Gods." He fucked again. "Hey, we're not THAT bad at fucking! We're pretty much the only couple that sucks off everyone in the damn area!"

Alan fucked, pretending to suck a cock off to the side of him as he started to fuck Kael. "It's awwright, baby, I like it raw. UnF! Busty Asian Beauties! Unf! I splooged!"

Alan fucked Kael harder. "That's so hot!"
</pre>

==CrimsonNightshade the Furry?==
[[File:Ersatz_Furries_pt_1_Shikahn_by_CrimsonNightshade.png|thumb|left|Furries are [[Serious Business|srsbzns]]]]
Before all the shitty [[Legend of Zelda|not Legend of Zelda]] fan [[shit|art]] CrimsonNightshade drew shitty [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fan art. She believed that she was [[emo|Shadow]]... Another angsty 'misunderstood' emo antagonist that becomes a protagonist.

Not only did she believe she was Shadow, she called her friends by other Sonic characters' names. However, she grew a dislike for Sonic when the blue hedgehog forced Shadow into an asthma attack that was [[drama whore|near fatal]]. She has wet dreams about Metal Sonic, another emo faggoty antagonist,and made Not 1--- Not 2---- But [[over 9,000]] Mary-Sue ( at best! ) OC's. Her former obsession with these characters gave her a taste for [[bestiality]]. Let us all say a prayer for all of her pets past, present and future. May [[Ceiling Cat]] have mercy on their poor, poor souls.

==[[Faggot]].==

CrimsonNightshade put her faith in her fellow tARTlets sometime [[last Thursday]], telling us all how faggoty she really is. How surprising. About 20 minutes later, the journal was fucking DELETED for fear of [[Your Mom|parents]] and even moar flamezors. Too bad a local [[an hero]] got a lucky screencap. Pics are worth 1000 words....

==The Shoulder Saga==

On November 14, 2008, CrimsonNightshade announced to her "Friends" that she hurt her shoulder. For about five years after this minor injury, she played it out as if her arms & legs were slowly gnawed off by a rabid monkey. [[Waaaambulance|She still complains that the doctor didn't treat her properly & that her shoulder still hurts.]] Don't tell her that her art is terrible though. She'll say it's because her shoulder still hurts and can't draw well. [[Last Thursday]], 2 local [[an hero]]es punched her in her "hurt" shoulder, causing many a lulz when she started to [[BAWWWWW|cry]].

She has been seen wearing her sling randomly for the past 7 months. It has been theorized that whenever she thinks she's out of the limelight, she breaks it out again. That, or when she sees someone else injured, she thinks she's also in pain. Not only that, if the old 'shoulder' excuse doesn't work, she complains of splitting 'migraine' headaches on the computer. Migraines are made worse by light, as it creates a high sensitivity to it. Either she's a masochist or a [[liar|very, very strong-willed soul]], amirite?

These are also signs of autism (which has also been theorized and almost proven).

==It Begins==

On June 11, 2009, sometime last Thursday, CrimsonNightshade was flamed by two an heroes.

Her response?

{{quote|Look. You're being fucking unnecessarily cruel. If you have something to say about a picture, do not sit there and tell a person how shitty it is. You tell them calmly and fucking kindly what you think that they could improve on. You do NOT fucking sit there and ridicule it.|CrimsonNightshade, who obviously just learned a new vocab word, 'fucking'.}}

Maybe you should get your [[Jew|money]] to shut them the fuck up. Or hit them with your tablet. Believe me, it'd have better use that way. Any critique this far wouldn't have any use, or even be understood.

Summary: BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

==The 100 Rules of CrimsonNightshade==

Yes, some /b/tards got together and wrote her her own set of rules.

*'''I'''. Zelda is real.
*'''II'''.. Zelda IS real.
*'''III'''. Everyone can become a Zelda character.
*'''IV'''. All Zelda characters CAN and WILL become OC's.
*'''V'''. All male OC's are [[win]].
*'''VI'''. All female OC's are STD-ridden, sexaholic sluts.
[[File:Lets_hit_this_shit.jpg|thumb|I'd hit that! ...With my car.]]
*'''VII'''. It can always have buttsex. No exceptions.
*'''VIII'''. Rule 34 is applied on every page. No exceptions.
*'''IX'''. Tattoos on ur fais r kewl!!!1!!one!!1eleven!one!
[[File:Tattoooedface.jpg|thumb|Am I not hooman anymores?]]
*'''X'''. All names must sound Latin.
*'''XI'''. If the plot is lacking interest, use yaoi.
*'''XII'''. There is always a sequel/prequel.
*'''XIII'''. It needs another plot twist, right nao!
*'''XIV'''. The antagonist CAN and WILL rape the protagonist.
*'''XV'''. A setting is fine, too.
*'''XVI'''. An original language does not make up for a lack of setting.
*'''XVII'''. Everyone is EMO.
*'''XVIII'''. The antagonist has an insignificant minion that WILL get his own story.
*'''XIX'''. All good characters have evil clones/twins/shadows/magical beings/alter-egos.
*'''XX'''. Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.
*'''XXI'''. If the antagonist is male, he's a [[sick fuck|kinky bastard!]]
*'''XXII'''. If the antagonist is female, PMS!
*'''XXIII'''. The hair can be bigger.
*'''XXIV'''. The less clothes you wear, the more protection you have.
*'''XXV'''. It must be spoken about for hours on end to EVERYBODY.
*'''XXVI'''. "It is AMAZING or I hate you." NO EXCEPTIONS.
*'''XXVII'''. All friends go by your character's names.
*'''XXVIII'''. Your story is already incredibly famous--- even if it's not famous yet.
*'''XXIX'''. You must RP, even if you are passing-out sick.
*'''XXX'''. Porn. Yep.
*'''XXXI'''. [[LARP|L.A.R.P.]] is as far as you take it.
*'''XXXII'''. You suck. Deal with it.
*'''XXXIII'''. A line is a line. A scratch is not.
*'''XXXIV'''. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
*'''XXXV'''. If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
*'''XXXVI'''. "[[Rape]]" is a four letter word. So is "[[Rape|Plot]]."
*'''XXXVII'''. A.D.D. is not always a good trait.
*'''XXXVIII'''. Because everybody wears no clothes in the middle of winter.
*'''XXXIX'''. Convenient time skips.
*'''XL'''. BURN THE WITCH!!!
*'''XLI'''. Heteros and Lesbo's are obsolete.
*'''XLII'''. I like that dress... Wait, what dress?!?!?!
*'''XLIII'''. ^w^ is old. Make a new face, dammit.
*'''XLIV'''. Booksmarts increase as streetsmarts decrease. No exceptions.
*'''XLV'''. Ranting is a good way to let it all out. That is, if you have anything good to rant about.
*'''XLVI'''. Commissions are expected. You will purchase art of it, no exceptions.
*'''XLVII'''. 48!
*'''XLVIII'''. 47!
*'''XLIX'''. Even though you can help, it doesn't mean we want your help.
*'''L''' Is dead.
*'''LI'''. Proportions! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, USE THEM!
*'''LII'''. Nobody understands the antagonist... Not even the antagonist...
*'''LIII'''. You shouldn't have.... No, really. You shouldn't have.
*'''LIVE''' from New York, It's Saturday Night!
*'''LV'''. When in doubt, add another minor character.
*'''LVI'''. It's 'E' or 'K'. Deal with it.
*'''LVII'''. Mustaches make everything better. Get it?!
*'''LVIII'''. [[Mary Sue]] is NOT YOUR FRIEND!
*'''LIX'''. No one is over 20.
*'''[[Car|LX]]''' [[Truth|Sedans are the greatest.]]
*'''LXI'''. Instant gratification will get you nowhere.
*'''LXII'''. There comes a time when niceness will end.
*'''LXIII'''. BTW, you need a plot...
*'''LXIV'''. LurkMoar.
*'''LXV'''. It needs more LARP. No exceptions.
*'''LXVI'''. A rat's nest is also fine, too.
*'''LXVII'''. What's a 'fashion sense?'
*'''LXIX'''. Everybody/nobody __(verb)___ me; Well, I ___(verb)___; My ___(noun)___ (once) had/has....
*'''LXX'''. [[Cunt|Ewww, it's stinky and it looks like chapped lips!]]
*'''LXXI'''. dA is srs business.
*'''LXXII'''. If I favorite one of yours, you have to favorite one of mine. No exceptions.
*'''LXXIII'''. There will be a comment left, no exceptions.
*'''LXXIV'''. [[Weeaboo|OMG KAWAII DESU NE!]]
*'''LXXV'''. Well, it's only a simple love dodecagon.
*'''LXXVI'''. Because a new character will totally make the nonexistent plot understandable.
*'''LXXVII'''. The world is a runway, and people pose everywhere they go.
*'''LXXVIII'''. Animu > Real life.
*'''LXXIX'''. Nobody understands my art!
*'''LXXX'''. What art?
*'''LXXXI'''. It's not sodomy if you consent.
*'''LXXXII'''. It's not sodomy if you don't consent.
*'''LXXXIII'''. It's not sodomy.
*'''LXXXIV'''. Expensive drawing equipment won't make you a better artist.
*'''LXXXV'''. Behold my awesomeness!
*'''LXXXVI'''. If the fish is still in the tank, then don't drink the water.
*'''LXXXVII'''. Don't bring your cat into this, either! That's someone else's job.
*'''LXXXVIII'''. If you can't see the floor, clean your room.
*'''XIC'''. Everybody HATES me! D:
*'''XC'''. Yep.
*'''XCI'''. Mature games are for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!
*'''XCII'''. OMG YOU KILLED SONNIKU!
*'''XCIII'''. I has monies! MAEK ME SUM DAMN ART NAO!
*'''XCIV'''. Natural Selection's EPIC FAIL!
*'''XCV'''. I'm not perverted, she did it!
*'''XCVI'''. Soft porn is still PORN!
*'''XCVII'''. Velvet is SO in.... HAHAHAHA Sorry, can't keep a straight face.
*'''XCVIII'''. Prude is the new awesome.
*'''IC''' London.... I see France... I see... **vomits**
*[[cunt|'''C''' U Next Tuesday]], bitch!

==Lol HACKED==

In case [[you]] [[shit nobody cares about|didn't notice]], CrimsonNightshade's account got [[lulz|hacked]] [[last Thursday]], inciting much [[lulz]] and [[Waaaambulance|BAWWWing]].

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{{quote|omg, you sick cocksucker!!1|The first person to comment on Enkairo's [[Shitting Dick Nipples|true form]].}}
{{quote|wtf?? O_________________o;;;;|The second person to witness this atrocity before it was [[Delete Fucking Everything|baleeted]].}}

{{dA}}
[[Category:People]]

Sonic News Network

2024-08-25T15:05:55Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

{{watch}}
[[File:Snn.png|thumb|right|"''The ultimate source for the Sonic series by Sega!''"]]
[[File:567px-IMG 6090.jpg|thumb|right|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Rainbowroad6w Typical 13 year old SNN cocksucker]]]
[[File:Rbwrd.png|thumb|right|Taken just moments after the one above]]
[[File:SNNfurfag.jpg|thumb|right|Typical SNN furfag]]
The '''[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_News_Network Sonic News Network]''' (or just Sonic Wiki) is a [[Wikia]] based social networking platform designed to provide the best blogging and flame war experience possible for young closeted homosexual [[Sonic]]fags across the world. While it parades itself around as a typical fanboy wiki, a look at the recent changes will reveal nothing but comments on blogs about why Sally is totally a better girlfriend for Sonic than Amy. Of course that alone would not warrant a section of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wonderful website]] to be devoted to them. However, the constant mod drama between the 13 year olds that run the site has proven it to be a true hellhole of the internet, far worse than [[Uncyclopedia]] ever could be. The unwritten rules of the SNN goes as far as to discourage legitimate editing; no categories, no templates, no cleanup, just blogs blogs <big>blogs!</big>

==As a wiki==
[[File:Snn terrible layout.png|thumb|right|Only the best layout for their dedicated users!]]
Like any pile of crap to come out of the bowels of Wiki, the "information" provided by the SNN includes solid evidence as to why certain character [[faggotry|shippings]] are the "correct" one, as well as in depth descriptions of anything with juicy pixelated tits in the series.

{{Quote|Bunnie is a kind, gentle and considerate person with a lot of integrity. She's extremely optimistic given her condition and displays a soft, feminine charm. Despite this, she has a surprisingly tomboyish streak in that she isn't afraid to work up a sweat or get dirty.| [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Bunnie_Rabbot-D%27Coolette#Personality lolwut?]}}

===[[Aspie]] tendencies===
The following is an unaltered conversation taken from [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Rouge_the_Bat Talk:Rouge the Bat], seriously, we can't make this shit up.

{{Quote3|
<big>'''Rouge cursing'''</big> 
When did she do that? I don't think I've seen that episode. Xeno the Hedgehog 20:41, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Funny, I came to discuss that same thing! I've seen all 3 seasons and don't remember her using profanity. Maybe they're talking about in the Japanese version, because a lot of things were edit out of the English (blood, cursing, ect.) --Sonicrox14 05:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog

:::Besides, considering the extensive use of the word "damn" in Shadow's game, I think it's a little late to be pointing out profanity in the franchise. Xeno the Hedgehog 10:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah in Sonic X she does say damn in the Japanese version.--Ultimate silver fan 19:48, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Definately japanese version
}}

And once again on [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Knuckles_the_Echidna#Hey Talk:Knuckles the Echidna]

{{Quote3|
<big>'''Hey'''</big>

Since when did Knuckles started liking grapes and hating rollercoasters? Can someone tell me?58SlugDrones! I WILL DEVOR YOUR SOULS! 16:42, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Knuckles Liked grapes since day 1, in the manual for sonic the hedgehog 3 it says "[Knuckles] :he likes fruit, especially grapes." But the rollercoasters i would like to know too......Knuckles'girl191, 11:49,31 december 2010

It says he dislikes rollercosters in Sonic X.24.238.69.110 18:05, February 1, 2011 (UTC)Me
}}

[[File:Matias the Hedgehog Profile.png|thumb|Chase 2.0]]

====NO SWEARING MEANS NO SWEARING!!!!1111!!1====
[[File:Snnnoswearing.png|center|thumb|850px|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:58SlugDrones! The Autism is strong in this one...]]]

[[Image:58slugdrones screw.png|center|He was being serious]]

===Ideas on formatting and wiki markup===
[[File:Snnmainpage.png|thumb|right|Nice and clean main page, free of any self-promotion of the site administrators!]]
[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Supermorff An admin] deliberately leaves sloppy lists on the top of the page, despite there being a fucking template right there.
<pre>
{{Infobox Comic
|title = ''[[Sonic the Comic]]''
|image = [[File:STC92.jpg|250px]]
|issue = #92
|date = 10 December 1996
|publisher = [[Egmont Fleetway|Egmont Fleetway Ltd]]
|coverartist = [[Carl Flint]]
|layouts =
|editor =
|price = £1.20
}}

*'''Editor:''' [[Deborah Tate]]
*'''Features Editor:''' Audrey Wong
*'''Designer:''' Gary Knight
*'''Production:''' Sarah Colley
*'''Consultant:''' [[Richard Burton]]
</pre>

==zomg i ♥ my fan character==
As if the furry aspies collaborating on such a childish project was not bad enough, they eventually shifted their attention to the user blogs function of Wikia, and began posting top notch artwork, [[FanFiction|literature]], and heated discussion. A quick glance at the recent changes reveals their hard work and dedication towards the wiki.

{{:Sonic News Network/rc}}

===Their [[Hell|heavenly]] artwork===
{{cg|Isn't it wonderful?|reallybad|center|<gallery>
File:Super the armodillo.png|Made by [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Mariomario678910 Mariomario678910]
File:Sir Charmy by DarkFuture.png|From [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:DarkFuture DarkFuture]
File:281px-Jenny the Rabbit HYRO.png|Another wonderful piece by [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:CesarTeamHYRO CesarTeamHYDRO]
File:AmyMSPaintMEWKAT14.PNG|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Mewkat14 Mewkat14]
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File:Flopii.jpg|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:FlopiSega FlopiSega]
File:Twister drawn.jpg|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Kagimizu Kagimizu]
File:Someshittysonicfanart.JPG|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Myself_123 Myself 123]
File:Moreterriblefanart.PNG|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Mystic_Monkey Mystic Monkey] (he's 23 and still does this shit)
File:Hyper the Cat full.jpg|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:HyperHearts58 HyperHearts58]
File:Mati_2.jpg|[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Mati_the_Hedgehog Mati the Beanerhog]
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==Forums==
[[File:Sonfagforums.png|thumb|right|Quality discussions going on over at [http://sonic.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:Fandom&t=20110917134551 Forum:Fandom]]]
Of course, what kind of fanboy institution would be complete without the obligatory forums where pedos roleplay with 12 year olds hoping to lure them into their rape dungeons, while at the same time bickering about character shippings and writing fanfiction.

===[http://sonic.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:Role_Play&t=20110830104906 Role Play]===
[[File:Snnroleplay.png|thumb|right|More kids lusting over Sonic recolors.]]
Of course [[roleplay]] alone is terrible enough as it is, but the SNN is a place for it to be done exclusively by 13 year old furfag aspies in dire need of something to fap to. For instance, a [http://sonic.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:Dating&t=20110703031328 section] dedicated to finding dates for their [[Mary Sue]] fan characters.

{{squote|Okay, in this forum, your fan characters can go on dates with one another. However, [[homophobia|NO win dates!]] With that said... }}
{{squote|I'll let Miranda go on a date! Just make sure whoever dates her is cool, strong, and not abusive or violent.}}
{{squote|I'll let Teddy go, just make sure he's no older than 14 (Teddy's 14) and no younger than 12. Also, that person has to be nice and not a human.}}

===[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Site_discussions Site Discussion]===
Not to be confused with actual discussion about the site, the "Site discussion" forum is a place to have on going arguments about the blogs, fanart, etc that plagues the site. It also includes a lengthy discussion about not feeding trolls, which in turn ironically mentions some of the site's notorious trolls as well as "OMG INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS" arguments between the admins. [[gg]].

==Xat==
The SNN once had a [[xat]] room where the kids were free to swap phone numbers and other personal information with lurking pedophiles without Wikia staff watching over. That was until a moderator by the name of [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:JaketheHedgehog JaketheHedgehog] decided that he should be calling the shots and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|abused his power to the full extent]]. Even so, the SNN members were smart enough to encourage trolls and screencap their actions.

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===Quotes===
{{Quote|Sonic is who I have always looked up to, he never turns back and will always fight for what is right.}}

{{Quote|That is just disrespectful|Same faggot above in response to [[:File:Sonic the Hedgehog - hentai- with Amy.jpg|this image]].}}

{{Quote|I wouldn't be surprised if the police show up at your house after all you have done|Sonicfag trying to negotiate with a troll}}

==Notable users==
===Admiral Levithan===
[[File:This! Is! Wikia! 13.png|thumb|right|lol im so funneh]]
The poster child for a SNN user, Admiral {{sic|Levithan|leviathan}} is the 15 year old owner of the site from southern Texas. Due to him being an overweight redneck, he is discouraged from most IRL social events and is thereby forced to fill this gap online. His continuous spamming of his [[Chasethehedgehog]] like webcomic proves that
he is only interested in the SNN for [[USI|self-promotional purposes]].

{{Quote|C. I'm getting my @$$ kicked by Windows 7. I'm a Vista user at heart, no matter how many users here tell me it sucks (If I even smell a hint of a comment "omfg u used windows vistar" you are awarded 10 points for trolling). I switched over to Windows 7 last month and I'm getting my poor butt handed to me. #1 Issue: New MS paint. My primary sprite editing resource is unusable, yes, I know I can get the old version SOMEWHERE but I'm a busy dude.|SNN owner [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Admiral_Levithan Admiral Levithan] showing off his amazing technological competency}}

One should also note that Levithan has the Amy Rose artwork gallery on his public watchlist, despite the fact that he has not once edited it, leading users to believe he spends his days off a fappin'.

===JaketheHedgehog===
<center>'''lol b&, yhbt'''</center>
[[File:Autismuserbox.png|thumb|right|Userbox made by Jake - how fitting]]
[[File:Jake copy.jpg|thumb|right|75px|Because Shadow recolors make you real fuckin' tough]]
JaketheHedgehog{{Jew}} (powerword Jake Engle) is just one more childish stunt away from [[Banned|permanent expulsion]] from the SNN and all related projects. Much like [[MONGO]], he held administrative powers after sucking countless sysop dicks to get them, only to be stripped down to a regular user after continuous abuse of his mighty e-power over a relatively small wiki. He is open about being a filthy [[kike]] in the hebe ridden cesspool of New York, and has a massive Napoleon-complex due to his snobbish ancestry. He once attempted a [[Jacknstock|coup of the wiki]], which ultimately lead to his loss of admin powers; however he was successful in taking control of, and ultimately deleting the SNN's [[xat]] room.

{{Quote|Hi, welcome to my Talk Page. I only have one rule: NO SWEARING! Although i would prefer that none curse here, if you feel the absolute need to do so, please bleep out your swears with symbols like (!?%^$&#@)|Even internet tough guys can be sensitive}}

[[File:FORGLORY.PNG|thumb|center|500px|Wikia is serious business]]

==Move==
The SNN plans to move to their own domain, [http://sonicwiki.org sonicwiki.org], sometime within the next 1–2 years. Due to the lack of technical knowledge and effort prevalent on the SNN (Levithan claims he doesn't know how to set up MediaWiki despite there being instructions on the damn site), this will take several years/never will happen. However, it does leave behind a juicy whois.

{{story|
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==SNN on this article==
[[File:AdmiralLevithanScreencap.png|thumb|right|Owner Admiral Leviathan cries about ED, also enables the doxing of himself.]]
{{Quote|I didn't see it, the article was so mean I didn't read it all| [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:SandraThePorcupine SandraThePorcupine]|That's just plain mean!}}

{{Quote|I know, I saw it, let them be trolls, they are trying to get our attention with it, and make us mad, let's not let it get to us.| [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:Bullet_Francisco Bullet Francisco]|Too late}}

{{Quote|I know right? And he sarcasticly named one pic of me. And he mess up my name.| [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/User:CesarTeamHYRO CesarTeamHYRO]}}

===Chat log===
{{story|
<pre>
4:56 Rainbowroad6w Some idiot put a stupid pic of me on this site:
4:56 Knowall @Rainbow So, did he say anything?
4:56 Rainbowroad6w http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Sonic_News_Network
F them.
4:56 SandraThePorcupine Rainbow-I saw ;_;
4:56 Rainbowroad6w I'm getting rid of that pic on my userpage NOW.
4:56 SandraThePorcupine Trolls need to get a life
4:57 CesarTeamHYRO Yeah it was a sheep who add a drawing of my female FC
Trolls want you mad
4:57 Rainbowroad6w Is there anyone who can get rid of it?
I can't.
4:57 CesarTeamHYRO No one
4:57 Rainbowroad6w -_-
Dammit.
4:57 Knowall @Cesar Meepsheep?
4:58 CesarTeamHYRO Yeah
SNN's enemy
4:58 Knowall @Rainbow Easy, pls
4:58 Rainbowroad6w I'm sorry.
I'm pissed.
Ugh.
4:58 Knowall @Cesar IT CAME HERE TODAY!!!
Pianoteen has joined the chat.
4:58 Rainbowroad6w You don't understand how frustrating this is.
4:58 Pianoteen What is?
Bullet Francisco has joined the chat.
4:59 CesarTeamHYRO @Knowall I know
He is just our enemy
4:59 Rainbowroad6w BF, some idiot posted a real pic of me here:
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Sonic_News_Network
Is there any way anyone can get rid of it?
4:59 Pianoteen Did hyperhearts logoff?
4:59 CesarTeamHYRO No
4:59 Rainbowroad6w I'll be back.
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==See also==

*[[Star Wars Fanon Wiki]] - Star Wars equivalent
*[[No Cussing Club]]

{{SonicFags}}
{{wikis}}
{{furries}}
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:WikiEdit Drama]]

{{Timeline|Featured article January 18th and 19th, [[2012]]|[[Jared Milton]]|Sonic News Network|[[Fat Larry's Band]]}}

Kevin & Kell

2024-08-25T15:05:50Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

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[[File:BillHolbrookBanner.jpg|center]]
[[Image:BillHolbrook Boner.png|thumb|200px|<center>Sales would increase 800% if Bill would give the [[furfags]] what they want.</center>]]

'''''Kevin & Kell''''' is your [[typical]] [[unfunny]] run-of-the-mill [[furfag]] [[webcomic]] that caused much [[butthurt]] and retarded editing wars on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in early [[2009]], [[2010]] and again in [[2012]]. The comic itself started long before [[last Thursday]] - all the way back in 1995, almost a decade before ED, and it still manages to retain an embarrassingly small fanbase. The persistent vandalism of this previously minor and forgettable article has proven the truism that as the number of 30 something unemployable furries living in their parents basement increases, the probability of 24/7 nerd rage approaches 1. This comic is so pathetic that its fandom vandalization of ED is a rare instance in which the furries came to the [[trolls]] instead of vice-versa.

==The Comic==
[[Image:Billcrap.png|thumb|300px|<center>Others simply agree that it has always been shit.</center>]]
[[Image:Kevin Kell Review.PNG|thumb|300px|<center>Even other furfags agree that this already [[shit]]ty comic is swiftly plummeting downhill.</center>]]
[[Image:Kenan_kel_lge.jpg|thumb|300px|<center>[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]</center>]]

Kevin and Kell began in 1993, a time when the [[Super Nintendo]] was still new and [[Michael Jackson]] was just forming his creepy image, by '''Bill Holbrook''' following his creation of two other successful comics. At first, he tried to get the publishers of his other strips to publish Kevin & Kell, but they knew crap when they saw it, so they rejected it. He tried for two years to find publishers until eventually giving up and self-publishing online. He now claims it went online as an experiment. Kevin & Kell was eventually published in a few magazines in the late '90s, such as Boardwatch Magazine and even Playboy. However, though these publications found the strip interesting at first, they quickly lost interest and dropped it.

Eventually, Bill managed to get one newspaper to publish it, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. They were going to can it as well, but he literally begged his fans to whine to them by telling them how to cheat on an online poll so that it could stay. Unfortunately, it worked. Currently, Bill is trying to get Kevin & Kell adapted into a cartoon series so he can traumatize all the little kids with furry images. In 2001, he pitched the idea to Cartoon Network, [[DO NOT WANT|who quickly rejected his proposal]]. He then looked into producing his own cartoons with [[Flash]], but after realizing that this would actually require some effort, he gave up on that. [[Bullshit|He claims, however, that he is in contact with a certain unnamed television producer who's interested in Kevin & Kell.]] He's been saying that for five years now. What's the [[Butt plug|hold-up]], Bill?

{{quote|Years ago, Kevin Kindle the rabbit and Kell Dewclaw the wolf met in an online chat room. After falling head over heels for each other, they decided to meet in person. It wasn't until then that they realized they were from separate ends of the food chain. They eventually married knowing good and well they would be outcasts. Other than their unconventional pairing, these woodland Bradys are not unlike a typical American family.|Holbrook, trying to convince everyone that his comic is just for regular joes and not perverted animal fetishists.}}

*Bill actually has two successful comic strips, ''On The Fastrack'' and ''Safe Havens''. They have been running since the mid-'80s, and are actually published in real newspapers. They don't involve furry characters, and don't get much attention from him despite their far more successful status, because they don't satisfy his need for yiff.

*Based on the informed gathered above, it's safe to say he has a secret stash of Kevin & Kell porn that he jerks off to every night, whilst cackling maniacally.

===Critical Reception===
Most furries dislike ''Kevin & Kell'', albeit for stupid reasons (no graphic sex scenes or fetish fuel). The average furry regards it as a sad wannabe Sunday comic strip that lacks any potential and can only entertain a lobotomized retard. Holbrook has even been denied entry into furry conventions like DragonCon. Do not let the comic's longevity fool you. Not only is ''Kevin & Kell'' agonizingly unfunny, it is also the only furry comic to ever exist in which the main characters are [[heterosexual]]; therefore, it does not accurately reflect the sexual orientation of furry fandom, unlike [[Softpaw Magazine|other, far more successful comics]].

If it wasn't for Kevin & Kell's association with the furry fandom the webcomic would be nothing more than a boring and unnoticed blip on the Internet. However, the fact that it includes furries automatically provides it with an undiscerning audience with no capability of judging shit as shit due to their inability to form legitimate critical opinions. Most of K&K's fans follow a generic routine of praising every facet of Holbrook's uninspired artwork, overused jokes, and [[lies|deep plotline]]. Holbrook uses this to his advantage and influences the ranks of lowly unread webcomic reviewers to favorably list his artistic cum rag. For anyone who isn't a furry though, barring other groups of fucktards, it is not as easy to be fooled by this mediocre joke recycling sham like the gullible furries and most recognize it as the shitty drab it actually is.

<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Yiff|Holbrook has fallen in love with his characters]], and can no longer bear to make them suffer. The inevitable result: Holbrook no longer works to make us like the characters; [[USI|he just basks in the assumption that everybody already does]].|[http://www.zompist.com/bob30.html It is not only EDiots who find this comic crap.]

|Dude that has to be the most unfunny comic strip ever. And I've read [[Garfield]].|[[User:Killhamster|KillHamster]]

|In a good tradition of newspaper comic, it repeats the same few jokes all over again for years. Characters are too-much black/white, so much that it's annoying.|Fan criticism.

|I was totally indifferent (re: ignorant) to furries until I read two Kevin and Kell strips and watched that AIDS-ridden musical video. Now I want the whole lot of you to be sterilized.|[[User:Rbuchanan|Roberto]]

|If I remember correctly Kevin and Kell wasn't even made by a furry, and of course doesn't even fit in amongst "furrydom" since none of the characters are having their asses inflated with "yiffy" or "murrypurry" bike pumps or go on about the "knot", so you'd have to wonder why furries would try to associate with the comic other than a desperate attempt to try to take credit for it.

Also I should probably add that it's ironic that the "kevin and kell defense squad" is horribly homophobic and "he" or "they" throw around the word fag like it's a fad, understandably it'd be a sign of butthurt but considering that only ~22% of furries are straight (in the last survey) they should know enough not to resort to fag namecalling.|[[User:FrizzleFry43|FrizzleFry43]]

}}</center>

==The Creator==
[[Image:Hobrook.jpg|thumb|200px|right|<center>The <s>man</s> furfag himself.</center>]]

Like all furry webcomic artists, ''Kevin & Kell'' creator Bill Holbrook relies entirely on monetary handouts from his lobotomized fanbase. Unlike most furry webcomic artists Holbrook has two other successful non-furry comics, this is because he keeps up the appearance of not living a [[Allan|desperately lonely life]] only concerned with making money to buy faux fur to add to his blow-up doll collection, which makes the fact that his fanbase is still willing to pay for these shit-stains even worse. Bill routinely uses his own family members in his comic including his two daughters Chandler and Haviland (whom have the worst names ever conceived.) Unlike most of his readers he attended college at Auburn, Alabama which means his degree is worth less than the paper it's printed on. Bill enjoys spending his donations on personal gifts, writing his own wikipedia article, and trying to convince people his worthless comic has a future of relevance of which he fails at.

{{quote|Unfortunately, I'll have to say that I prefer to discourage fan fiction. Even with the most innocent of intentions, artists in the past have gotten burned by the [[Bullshit|dilution of copyright]]. Sorry; I hope you understand, and that you'll continue to enjoy "K&K."|Bill, inadvertently admitting that he can't make a profit off of this dogshit while insulting his brain-dead fans}}

===Staff===
'''Terrance and Isabel Marks''' - Colorists - Bill's source of coloring, they are employed to distract people from realizing the full magnitude of his artistic short comings, no matter how numerous they number.

'''Doug Pratt''' - Business Partner - Holbrook's "e-mail" handler, he deals with filing Kevin & Kell's subscriptions so Bill can go to more furry conventions. He also owns a [http://www.harelink.biz/ web hosting company] named after the fictional ISP that employs Bill's [[Mary Sue|mary sue]] that receives advertising through Kevin & Kell.

'''Chris Kohler''' - Webmaster - Kevin & Kell's IT bitch, he is responsible for updating the comic with every new mind numbing collection of old jokes and tired plot points the series is renowned for. He also manages the archive of masturbation material kept for furries who haven't had the chance to yiff themselves to the older strips yet.

<center><gallery>
Image:Bill IP & location.PNG|All the info [[you]] will need to contact him for the next Furry Convention.
Image:Bill Address.PNG|And if his IP address isn't enough...
Image:KK comment 3.PNG|No need to worry about [[lolsuits]]. Holbrook enjoys the free advertising.
</gallery></center>
{{clear}}

==Jesus Fucking Christ WATCH THIS SHIT==
{{blink|black|6|The "Kevin & Kell" Song}}
<center><youtube>WPXG56RB3DM</youtube></center>
==Kevin & Kell on TV==
It seems Bill Holbrook was able to find a television producer stupid enough to actually bring his bland yet creepy at the same time comic to Television (they really are running out of ideas aren't they?): http://write2wow.web.officelive.com/NEWSLETTER.aspx Hopefully it gets shitcanned before it ever gets to air.

==[[Drama|THE KEVIN & KELL DEFENSE SQUAD]]==
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|<big>THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ </big> THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO
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[[Image:KevinKellVandal.PNG|thumb|940px|center|[[LINK MAH BOI|Gee, it sure is butthurt around here...]]]]
[[Image:kakdg.png|thumb|<center>The Kevin & Kell Defense Squad.</center>]]
[[Image:KK Comment 1.PNG|thumb|<center>Bill admits to his short-lived vandalism spree.</center>]]
[[Image:KK Comment 2.PNG|thumb|<center>Oddly enough, saying that Holbrook DOESN'T like hot animal anus is slander.</center>]]
[[Image:KevinKell_ED_spam1.jpg|thumb|A visual summary.]]

In late March 2009, an unusually persistent group of vandals repeatedly attempted to blank the [[furry]] article. '''The Kevin & Kell Defense Squad''' ([[cool|a title that they themselves invented]]) are a couple of whiny [[faggots]] who have been defacing the [[furry]] article ([[Desktop Modding|among]] [[Chantelle Steadman|others]]) with [[shit]]. Evidently, the most hardcore furry [[buttsecks]] did not leave them as [[butthurt]] as the pages here on ED.

It's suspected that the most persistent vandal of all is actually Bill Holbrook himself:
*The username and e-mail address share similarities: specifically, all of them end with at least a single "1".
*Most of the sockpuppets refer to some sort of giant rabbit; the main character in his comic is a giant rabbit.
:*[[Mary Sue|Bill's characters are also based on his own family.]]
*One of his colleagues ([[Cunt|webmaster Chris Kohler]]) has experience in creating new proxies and IP addresses.
*Nobody else gives a mouse-sized [[shit]] about this online cunt smear.

Because the ED [[sysops]] [[anti-lulz|know shit when they see it]], previous articles about ''Kevin & Kell'' were swiftly [[deleted|flushed down the shitter]], wrongly leading Holbrook to believe that [[Fail|he had won]] (despite the fact that their original objective was to have the [[furry]] article removed).

===The Copypasta===
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|KK4|background-color: beige; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|Kevin and Kell is the greatest web comic of all time. It was started on September 3, 1995, and is among the oldest web comics still in existence to this day.
"Kevin and Kell is a humorous, light-hearted comic based around Kevin and Kell Dewclaw, a married couple consisting of a rabbit and wolf, respectively, who have a son, Rudy, and two daughters, Lindesfarne and Coney. Kevin runs an ISP out of his house, and most storylines revolve around slice-of-life situations that often play off of the fact that all of the characters are animals.
Kevin and Kell was voted Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip in the 2003 Ursa Major Awards."
That doesn't really do this strip justice, as it is ingenious beyond anything seen in things like Garfield and Peanuts, and it's creativity is beyond what most would see in an online strip like this.|The copypasta they vandalize with.

|Kevin and Kell: 1 You fags: 0 Better lock this page again! Lol...you retards cannot stop Kevin and Kell. You think you can stop us? With Bill Holbrook on our side? No way! We will not be silenced. We will not be driven away. Soon all of this site will read: KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD. Of course, unless, you remove the hate and lies surrounding what you call "furrydom." Is it not odd that you only go after the "easy targets" within our group? Is it not odd that you only attack the "crappy" literary and artistic works of us furries? No, it's not odd, because YOU ARE COWARDS. So you people really think you can stop us? [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/kevinandkell.com Kevin and Kell IS taking over], whether you like it or not.|Serious Business
|}}|border=beige|background=beige}}
</center>

===UPDATE===
Over a year after this article was written (April 2010), the '''KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD''' crawled back to their keyboards and [[futility|resumed their vandalism spree]]. Strangely, they no longer wish to defend [[furries]]; they just want the picture with the giant dick removed. [[EDiots]] are still debating whether they are referring to [[:File:BillHolbrook_Boner.png|this image]] or the picture of Holbrook himself.

*'''For even [[MOAR]] bitching and whining, see the [[Talk:Kevin & Kell|talk page]].'''
<center>{{bigpic|Talk Page - Kevin & Kell.png|950|250}}</center>

=== UPDATE 2 ===

Even in 2012, the idiot defenders of a failed comic keep coming back. Even worse, they [[What|seem to not even have a reason anymore.]]
*'''For now, keep watch for these faggots and [[Special:RecentChanges|revert their shit edits for the greater good.]]'''

==Gallery of [[Lol|"Revenge"]]==
{{needsmore|rule 34 and hateart}}

{{cg|Fap|apathydoggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Templetefordeathpic.gif|SCARY
Image:Kkrevenge.gif|SHIT
Image:Edsucks.jpeg|[[Loser|It looks like Billy actually put some effort into this]].
Image:KevinKellEDrox.jpg|[[Fixed|Fix'd]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Billysspecialtalent.png|Very impressive.
Image:Bill Holbrook 2.jpg|Bill rallies the troops for a [[DDoS]] attack.
Image:Holbrookcheater.png|Holbrook pathetically begging his small fan-basis to help keep his strip in the one newspaper stupid enough to publish it. Unfortunately, it worked.
Image:KevinCarrots.png|Typical artwork

Image:BillysFursuit.jpg|You can bet Bill is inside that foam bunny head.
Image:Barfinouted.png|Tartlets can draw better [[hate art]].
Image:Kenankel.jpg|Not to be confused with these two [[niggers]]
Image:Rule34kkk.png|Kevin & Kell [[Rule 34]].
Image:HolbrookTrek.gif|Holbrook tries to appeal to [[Star Trek]] fans.
Image:Furfagholbrook.jpg|Holbrook among fellow furfags.
Image:Dcsimpsonkk.gif|[[D. C. Simpson]] is a Kevin & Kell fan.
Image:Billsonic.png|Bill is a [[Sonic]] fag.
Image:FurryChildabuse.gif|Holbrook uses his comic to express his support for [[child abuse]].
</gallery>}}

<Center><gallery>
Image:Kevin Kell 34 1.png|Bill Holbrook drew this himself. Really.
Image:Kkdadsonincest.jpeg|He also uses his comic to express his support for [[incest]].
Image:Kkcockheads.jpg|Kevin & Kell hate art.
Image:Kevin Kell 34 2.png|At last - [[win]] [[furry]] [[buttsex]].
Image:KK_doggystyle.jpg
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[http://www.kevinandkell.com The Kevin and Kell "comic"]
:*[http://www.kevinandkell.com/email/ Drop them an e-mail]
:*[http://www.onthefastrack.com/ One of his longer running, non furry comic which is more successful but just as shitty.]
:*[http://safehavenscomic.com/ Yet another shit stain he's created]
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Kevin_and_Kell Kevin and Kell on WikiFur]
*[http://www.comstar-games.com/csg-store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=17&products_id=41 Kevin & Kell RPG: For people too nerdy for Dungeons and Dragons]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_and_Kell TOW article on Kevin & Kell]
*[http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cassowarry/128/168/58 Kevin & Kell on Second Life]
*[http://twitter.com/catherine_aura Bill Holbrook's Twitter, where he LARPs as one of his own characters. Seriously.]
*[http://badwebcomics.wikidot.com/forum/t-189918/what-should-we-make-of-kevin-and-kell Badwebcomics review.]

==See also==
*[[Furry]]
*[[Fursecution]]
*[[Butthurt]]
*[[VIP]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Kingscrusher]]

<big>Other [[ED]] Vandals:</big>

*[[Grawp]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*[[PirateSmacK]]
*[[Pigslop]]

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{{Timeline|Featured article April 20, [[2010]]|[[Fuckin Magnets]]|Kevin & Kell|[[Fergie Oliver]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article March 28 & 29, [[2012]]|[[Bitches and whores]]|Kevin & Kell|[[tails gets trolled]]}}
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Miltopia

2024-08-25T15:05:46Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

[[File:MILTOWPIA.png|thumb|center|800px|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]
Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia|ToW]]!
[[File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG|thumb|center|800px|The epic block itself.]]

[[File:Freak_pig.jpg|thumb|This is Miltopia's [[fursona]]: '''FrækPig'''!]]
[[File:Miltopia.jpg|thumb|I PLAY MY MILTOPIA FOR 3 DAMAGE!!111]]
[[File:Miltopia.png|thumb|[[Some argue]] Miltopia is the biggest fail since...well...Ever]]

Miltopia (known to Jimbo Wales as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370 Milpitas]) is a stupid faggot, and closet furry whose name has become synonymous with "failure". Every single shitty stupid unfunny ED user is a sockpuppet of Miltopia. It has been determined that 95.631% of ED's userbase is, in fact, Miltopia; soon the website will be renamed entirely to '''Encyclopedia Miltopia'''.

Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme|old]].

Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[win]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not win]].

He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|over nine thousand times]].

== How to be Miltopian ==

*'''Arguing''': Accuse your opponent of [[butthurt]]. Declare e-[[victory]].
*'''Editing''': Mark the article for deletion. Use a creative word like "dumb" as your edit summary.
*'''Vandalism''': Try for less creativity than a page-blanker. One site linked below says he vandalizes them as well as a few others by "filling the database with pi generation". Be warned! If you did this on [[Trendpedia]], [[Samsara]] would try to get you banned from ED. Too bad [[shit nobody cares about|no one gives a shit]].

== Evidence of IRC Faggotry ==

<pre>
<Kaek> FUCKING FURRIES.
<Blargh> penis penis penis
<Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry.
* Ket has kicked zionistacat from #ed (yes, well, I am not emo at the moment,
and my fursuit is in the wash)
* Kaek takes out his chainsaw.
<Kaek> FUCKING.
<Blargh> <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry.
<Kaek> FURRIES.
<Andrei> lmfao
<Andrei> Fursuit.'
<Blargh> <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry.
<swat> runnnn
<Miltopia> You know, I don't need this kind of fursecution from a n00b
<Andrei> Why don't furries dress as bats?
<Miltopia> So go to hell
<Andrei> Those are the coolest animals.
* zionistacat (zc@serious-2661E089.direcpc.com) has joined #ed
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to zionistacat
<Miltopia> THat's not funny
<Blargh> <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry.
<Miltopia> You don't see me making fun of your lifestyle

<Ket> where i come from, we dont even USE the word dumbass
<Monorailcat> Cry me an ocean that surrounds "where you come", sheesh
<Ket> it doesnt particularly worry me
* Monorailcat was kicked by Ket (fag)
</pre>

[[n00dz|Pictures]] like the one on the right are all over the net. [[Ket]] reported he used to fap to them until learning the truth.

== RIP ==

[[File:Branded.jpeg|thumb|center|800px|Miltopia [[cry|enjoyed]] a [[pain series|relaxing]] two week vacation [[IRL]] courtesy of his generous employer, Boss [[Weev]]los.]]

After he was [[banned]] for the [[over 9000|9,001st]] time, Miltopia cited personal reasons, including...

*[[Butthurt]]
*[[Diabeetus]]
*[[GRIDS]]

...and has decided to [[done with ED|"quit" ED forever]], but watches this article 24 hours a day, no sleeping, no work, no school, no sex, no friends, no life, just sitting here watching it. Watching... Within less than a minute of it being edited, he is back to add in whine about how [[Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop|Samsara is watching him all the time]] and how he constantly hears voices. He keeps saying "Oh god Samsara is talking in my head! I see him everywhere! Everyone is Samsara! I got to kill my parents because I know they're Samsara!!"

== Miltopia's life purpose ==

[[Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles|''Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles]]'' (colloquially referred to as '''[[NAMBLA|MHNIRA]]''') is a [[fact]]. This article was created to piss '''Miltopia''' off because he puts the baleet template on everything. BUT HE CAN'T DELETE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT REFERS TO AN INTERNET USER THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF MILTOPIA, MAKING IT INTERNET-RELATED! HA! lol.

== See also ==

*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy
*[[The Internet Is Serious Business]] - Miltopia's guiding philosophy
*[[Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles]]
*[[Gary Weiss]]
*[[Unwarranted self importance]]

== External links ==

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]
*[http://www.nationstates.net/-1/page=display_region/region=miltopia NationStates: Miltopia] - Miltopia is also a nation

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{{Politics}}

[[Category:People]]

Martyn Lee Ball

2024-08-25T15:05:43Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

[[Image:Me_by_martynball.jpg|thumb|He's [[lie|not]] in a room with another dude. [[win|He's shirtless in front of a mirror.]]]]
[[Last Thursday|Once upon a time]] there was a [[faggot]] on halomaps.org who generated a severe amount of [[unwarranted self-importance]] due to his e-skills. His disgruntled ex-boyfriend created a [[fail|wonderfully stellar]] attack article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], infecting ED with [[the cancer that is killing /b/]]. [[Ediots|Concerned citizens]] brought this article to Martyn's attention who [[bawww|felt compelled]] to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|blank it straight to Hell]]. But our [[lies|astute]], [[RAEG|genius]] hero fails at wiki and did not realize [[vandalism is pointless]]. Despite the [[crap]] status of the article, Martyn decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|act like a sensible EDiot]] and ensure this article lasts [[banhammer|longer than his ED account did]].

Good job, bro.

==The Art Master Martyn Lee Ball==

This fine [[Deviantart|tartlet]] is one of the most [[art theft|talented]] and [[tracing|gifted]] artists on the Internets. He [[copy|finely selects]] his subjects and then [[paste|renders]] them before posting to devianTART. Martyn's [[Halo]] art is as [[fail|awe-inspiring]] as such art masters like [[DisneyFan01]]. Only, Marytin, you see, has great [[mantrain|ambition]].

Martyn focuses on attending university to become a [[unrealistic expectations|video game developer]]. Of course his amazing [[tracing|renders]] will certainly get him a top position at Bungie. Maybe while he's rendering he can look into [[recoloring|perfecting weaponry]] too.

Martyn is too cool for criticism. Why waste time on explain his [[fail|creative process]] to his critics when he has [[fap|so much more important things to do?]]

[[Image:Finalodstpistol_wireframe_3.jpg|thumb|Look at that [[tracing|model]]... it must have taken [[Duke Nukem Forever|forever]] to make!]]

[[Image:Progress_1.jpg|thumb|[[trace|ORIGINAL CONTENT!]]]]

==Words from the great art master==

<center>{{morphquote|MLB1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|And who are you to define [[Mature|mature and immature]]? Only person who can define that here is [[moderator|Dennis]], not any of your children :L|kissing ass and taking names!

|

[[bullshit|The lights stop people from seeing the model properly as there are different shades.]] But [[butthurt|whatever]], do what you wish Lol. Ive got [[fap|better things to do]] than help you children :L|better things to do, like modeling for an ancient fucking game

|

LMFAO!!!!

I'm not going to bother, wasteing my time here Lol. [[shit no one cares about|My time is too precious to waste :L]]

You completely miss the point, so go and rip everything whilst people with skill learn how to make things them selves so if they want to put something ingame which they can't steal from a game then they can make it them selves. Although you are screwed Lol.

This community is a joke sometimes :L

'Its already there, lets TAKE it and not learn anything!!1!11'.

F my life. LMAO!

'I can't remember his name because I feel like I'm too high and mighty to actually say it, im right and your wrong so I'm not going to say yourzz nameszz ' AHA!

|

So because I am using those words I am immature? Lol. That seems to be your stereotype for immature people. And you are VERY mature arn't you know. Joining in an argument which has NOTHING at all to do with you. :L

Eh... got mo to write, but there is clearly no point. LOL!

F***K Me... soooo dumb. <-- IMATURE STATEMENT, YOU HAVE NOT USED CORRECT SPELLING AND ARE INSULTING. MATURE PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO INSULT!!!! :L :L :L

|

If you think my models were beast then why are you crying about receiving crit from me? Should you not want it so you can improve? You should accept crit from anyone...

|

All that effort of putting afew nodes on an object and exporting...

damn, oh, and using screencapped/ripped textures (which I don't mind btw as long as it saves using entire rip), half the stuff is already unwrapped.

Stop making EXCUSES now please.

Also, UGLY rip tbqh. Looks like crap, and collision is fail ect.

|

LOL Shut up.
Idiot, they wouldn't be doing ALL of the work seeming as the model is ready and unwrapped. 50% of the work is spread equally... dumb ass.

Lulz.

|

LOL.

Fair dose. Do I class as an adult? I'm nearly 19 :P

All I ever simply imply is my personal opinion which is valid and allowed, other people choose to start an argument by replying to my opinion in the discussed manor. I had harsh crit, and it worked, I don't PURPOSELY be an ass. I do what works, I say what it is, and people cry.

End of. Once other people stop crying and listen then maybe I could add cake?

|

Acting like an Emo? :SWow, your Mr. Random.

---

And heeey Mr. 'Clever' :L
You know what ':L' means? It'#s me laughing at how dumb you are.

I never commented on how your posting... I'm just commenting on some words your using, I said it to mock you. Retard. haha.

I think highly of my self? You learn something new everyday. I'm going to sound like a complete ASS now and sound like I'm on my high horse. But:
I think you should face the facts that critical wise I know what I'm talking about... just because there's no sweets on the top of my posts doesn't mean you have to cry.

/end here, wasteing my time. ive said what I need to. Think what you wish :)

|

Troll :L

And cba reply, got better things to do. And yeah, I'm replying because I ain't wrong sooo :/ lol.

}}</center>

==Stupidity at its Finest==
{{squote|
I personally don't care that you rip. It is the fact that that is ALL you CAN do.

Spartan 094 is a good example of ripping. It is the only thing he can do, as there is little skill involved. All that is needed is a program which does it for you, oh, and before Spartan attempts to correct me, there is a tiny bit of code which might need to be changed.

Rips, are generally what ODX said. Unorigional, and no skill invlolved in recreating them. I get cursed at for copying Halo things, but at least I REMAKE them, and now TAKE them. Rippers just use programs made for them to rip from games.

On the other hand, some rips can be good, such as CtrlAltDestroy, as he actually modifies the rips to make them MUCH better. Most people basically get the rips and stick them ingame without making efford to make the stuff look good for the older engine.

Eh, cant be bothered type more, lets see some funny posts from people like Spartan...}}

{{squote|
Snarky comments? Nah, that's the way I choose to talk(type). Got a [[problem]] with it then ya'know, screw your self :L Seriously though, this is me, it is how I type, so what. I can say the same thing for people like Grunt: 'All I do is attempt to be smart in all of my posts and I think that I know you like the back of my hand because of how you act on the internet' :L At the end of the day none of you actually know me, its all assumptions of what you see me say on ONLINE forums. Tbqh, if this was not a forum and it was us in [[real life]] then grunt and other people would be [[internet tough guy|recovering from some broken bones]] lmao.}}

==A Fan Video==
<center>IN A NUTSHELL:</center>
<center><youtube>PnF2DBjYWWQ</youtube></center>

{{squote|
lol, someone needs to get a life. also, just to clarify that is a mirror you retard... so theres only me in the room. lmao. fucktard.

you seriously need a life, this video is so funny due to how sad of a person you are :L
|Response to above video.}}

==Reaction to his Article==
[[File:Martynball01.jpg|right|thumb|150px|How much he doesn't care.]]
{{quote|The first time I didn't really mind, you hate me, good for you. But this time, ya'know. A bit much, police are actually getting involved now because its going too far. And you know dam right what you are doing is illegal.|Demonstrating his knowledge of E-Law.}}

{{quote|LMAO! cba with this.|Whatever the fuck that means.}}

After a [[an hero|spammer]] attacked Halomaps posting links to this article, Martyn, the [[retard|genius]] that he is, felt it was necessary to [[bawww|speak up on the subject]]. Damn those [[internet stalker|stalkers]]!
==Say Hello to Martyn==
Be sure to remind him what a pointless waste of fucking time modeling shit from old games is.

*Email: martynball@hotmail.co.uk
*AIM: martynleeball
*MSN: martynball@hotmail.co.uk

==External links==
* {{deviantart|martynball|MartynBall}} [[Deviantart]].
* [http://martynleeball.blogspot.com/ Blogspot]
* [http://forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?page=userinfo&viewuserid=9126 Halomaps Profile]
* [http://forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?page=topic&topicID=33932 Shitstorm thread]

{{DA}}

[[Category:DeviantART]]

Legal Drinking Age

2024-08-25T15:05:35Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win (2)

{{crap}}
[[Image:Lower_the_drinking_age.jpg|thumb|right|Enough said]]

{{quote|Anyone who vote, fight or die for this country, deserves to drink.|Common Sense}}

You can legally drink [[booze]] if you are over the legal drinking age. In most countries it is 18, same as the age of majority. But in the [[United States of Americunts]], a.k.a the [[Lie|Land of Freedom]] it is 21 (the age of majority is 18), because they like [[Manchild|treating adults as children]].

==History==
[[Image:Supporters_of_LDA21.jpg|thumb|right|Average MADD members]]
Before 1984, states were allowed to set their own legal drinking ages, and the drinking age varied from state to state.
In 1984, the [[Whore|founder]] of a non-profit organization, called [[Mom|Mother]]s Against Drunk Driving ([[U mad|MADD]]) gave an ultimatum to President [[Ronald Reagan]], to change the legal drinking age to 21, in every single state. But there was a [[Fail|little problem]]: [[prove me wrong|it is unconstitutional]], the 21st Amendment allows each state to choose their individual legal drinking age. The solution: [[blackmail|Threaten]] all the states to raise their drinking age to 21, or they gonna lose 10 percent of their annual [[Money|federal highway apportionment]].

==Things you can do at 18, 19 and 20==
When you turn 18, you are finally [[Lie|considered an adult]].

Just a few things [[you]] can do:
* You can do anything without your parents consent
* You can [[Forever alone|live on your own]]
* You can go to [[Iraq]] and [[Lulz|die for your country]]
* You can vote
* You can [[Sex|fuck]] and [[Buttsecks|get fucked]] and you can be [[Pr0n|videotaped]] during the act
* You can get a full-time job to buy a house
* You can get a credit card from the [[Jews|bank]]
* You can drive a [[Redneck|bad ass 3-ton truck]] loaded with 7 of your [[Fag|friends]] at 80 mph
* You can buy and carry a [[gun]]
* <s>You can smoke [[cigarettes]]</s> buying those and [[vaping|vapes]] has been raised to 21 as well, just as bullshit as the drinking age.
* You can go gamble to a casino

The only thing you can't do:
* You '''can't''' drink a fucking beer because [[Bullshit|you are not mature enough your lil brain is not developed and you will kill a family of four on the road and blah blah blah]]

==Issues==
Mothers Against Drunk Driving says that the raised drinking age saved [[over 9000]] lives from the 18 to 20 year old group since 1984. It's a [[lie]], because the '''total''' number of fatal accidents [[Fact|lowered]]. For [[You|dumbasses]]: The risk of an accident lowered the same time, regardless [[you]]r age, [[Tranny|gender]], [[win|sexual orientation]] and [[Small|penis size]]. Cars are safer than [[80s|30 years ago]], DUI laws are more strictly enforced and people are [[Crybaby|pussies]] nowadays to [[Lulz|drive drunk]].

Actually, the raised drinking age kills, but the [[retarded]] MADD [[Dumbass|members]] and [[Fugly|supporters]] don't realize that due to the lack of their [[common sense]].

[[Image:MADD_dream_party.jpg|thumb|right|How MADD imagines six partying 20 year old "kids"]]
Let's see the [[Truth|facts]]:
* If you're '''over 21''', you can enter to bars or [[nightclub]]s. If you [[Fail|can't fuck the chick you want]], you drink [[over 9000]] shots. The result: you are laying in your vomit. The [[Nigger|bouncer]] kicks your ass outta the club. In the street a [[An hero|by-passer]] calls the ambulance, and '''you stay alive'''.
* But if you're '''under 21''', you drink [[basement|away from any forms of civilization]]. If you pass out, there is a lot of chance that you won't even be noticed by the others. But if they notice you, they presumably won't call [[Jews did 911|911]], because [[Scumbag|they]] don't want to have a criminal record for your idiotism. The result: '''You die'''

* If you're '''over 21''', you have a lot of opportunities to drink. You walk in the store, grab a beer, show your ID and pay. Or just sit in a restaurant or a bar, order a wine, show your ID, and drink it '''like a sir'''.
* But if you're '''under 21''', even buying [[pot]] is easier than purchasing a beer. Therefore alcohol is the [[Christfag|Forbidden Fruit]]. You have less opportunities to drink, so if you are at a party, you drink as much booze as you can. The [[wut|craphead]] neighbor calls the [[cops]], you try to escape from the [[Bullshit|law]] to the neighboring [[redneck]] ranch and the [[Zoophile|guard]] shoots you, and the result: '''You die'''

The [[American]] legal drinking age is like [[racism]], it makes differences between two adults: A 20 years old have less rights than a 21 years old, although they are both adults.

==American legal drinking age = [[Hypocrisy]]==

Let's see some examples:

* You risk your life in [[Iraq]] and make it home alive but you can't celebrate with your friends at a bar.
* You get married at twenty and have to drink sparkling grape-juice (''aka'' [[Piss|Shampagne]]) at your wedding reception.
* You get your driver's license at sixteen, which means you can drive any vehicle up to 26000 pounds at speeds of upto 80 mph, but you have to wait five years to find out what beer tastes like.
* You are a twenty year old [[slut]] who can dance in a strip club but are unable to enter the premises as a guest.
* In some states you can [[Redneck|shoot your dad's gun at fourteen]] but you can't share a beer with him to celebrate your first kill.

==Consequences of drinking under 21==

[[Image:OMG_underage_drinking.jpg|thumb|right|Spot the criminals!]]
[[Image:Red_plastic_cups.jpg|thumb|right|Crime in progress! OMG Call 911!!!]]
Drinking under 21 is a '''CRIME''' in most states. So, if you are 20 years old and know what does alcohol taste like, there is high chance that you are a '''CRIMINAL'''!

If you purchase, possess or consume alcohol (even non-alcoholic beer in some states), and the cops find it out, you are in trouble. Mostly they will give you a "Notice to Appear at the Court" ticket, but they may even arrest you! You are charged with "Minor in Possession" ('''MIP'''), which can be a civil offense, just like a speeding ticket, but in most states it is a misdemeanor crime, just like an assault, DUI or fucking in public. That means, you will have a criminal record, and your MIP will show up [[Never|when you are applying for a job]], and you will be screwed. In addition, you will get a fine about $250 or if you are a [[poor]]fag, you can choose community service instead of paying the fine. In some [[redneck]] states, you may even get a [[Surprise buttsecks|jail sentence]] for subsequent offenses.

The funniest thing: You are charged with a crime called "'''Minor''' in Possession", but your case goes to an '''adult''' court. They treat you like a child, then in the same case you are an adult. [[No|That's very logical and fair!]]
But it's not the end…

The most hypocritical penalty is the mandatory license suspension. Which means, your license must be suspended regardless of the circumstances. The [[government]] thinks that if you drink under 21, you WILL drive drunk, even if you don't have any car key within your 10 mile area. They don't treat adults as adults, because they are between 18 and 20.

Here is an example:
It's a weekend, you are enjoying the [[California]]n sunset, and today is your 20th birthday. You invite your friends to the frat house to a birthday party. It's hammer time, the party began. But the cops arrive because of a noise complaint. Your dumbass friend opens the door, and the pigs spot a bottle of beer. They come in, and charge everybody with MIP, without even breathalyzing them, just because [[Bullshit|they are near the bottles of alcoholic beverages and its a bad thing guys y'all are criminals]]. You are charged with "Contributing the Delinquency to a Minor" too, because you hosted the party and let those innocent 19 and 20 year old [[Adult|children]] do drink the Satan's beverage.
It's court time. You paid a lot to a lawyer, therefore your "Contributing the Delinquency to a Minor" charge is dropped. But you can't escape from the [[Bullshit|law]]! The [[Motherfucker|judge]] finds you guilty in "Minor in Possession". You get a nice criminal record, a $250 fine, and the bonus: Your driver's license is suspended for '''ONE YEAR'''. It doesn't matter that you didn't even looked at any kind of cars. You are screwed as hell.
Then you meet with your alcoholic neighbor at the court. He had a DUI trial, you ask him about his license: he burps a big, then says: '''"4 months"'''. You are angry as fuck.

Summary: If you are over 21, and you drive drunk as hell, risking dozens of lives, your license will be suspended for 4 months. But if you have a beer in your pocket at 20, risking no ones lives, you lose your license for 12 months. '''The dumbass idiotic fucktard government people and the Bitches Against Common Sense (MADD) thinks that drinking under 21 is 3 times as dangerous as drunk driving.'''

==How to avoid getting an MIP==

[[Image:20th_birthday_party.jpg|thumb|right|If you celebrate your birthday this way, there is a 100 percent chance you will not get an MIP]]
[[Image:Party_without_mip.jpg|thumb|right|He's definitely won't get an MIP]]
[[Fact|90 percent]] of people in their late teens drink alcohol regularly, so it's not an option to say no to booze, unless you want to be a [[nerd]] [[Basement dweller|pussy]]. Therefore the only way to avoid getting an MIP is to minimize the risks of getting caught, [[Shit nobody cares about|or drinking with parents (most states allow people under 21 to drink a little bit at home with their parents)]].

Let's see those tips:
* Get a Fake ID.
* If you're a pussy to have a Fake ID, travel to [[Europe|Yurop]], [[Canada]] or [[Mexico]] where nobody cares about you, because the legal drinking age is 16 or 18.
* If you have no time, [[Poor|no money]] or you simply hate [[Eurofags]], [[Canadians|moose fuckers]] or [[Mexicans|stinky lazy illegal immigrants]], go to [[New York]]. Getting caught while drinking under 21 is not a big deal there. It's just a civil offense, not a crime, the fine is only $50, and your license won't be suspended!
* [[Antoine Dodson|Hide yo beer, hide yo wine]] in your bag or in your trunk!
* If the police stop you and want to search your car or bag, '''do not ever let them do that'''! If they have no probable cause (they can't see or smell the booze), or you don't let them search your car or bag, they can't do anything.
* If you're having a party and the motherfucker [[win|neighbor]] calls the cops, [[Impossible|find the most sober guy in your house]], send him/her to answer the door. After opening the door, he/she '''must''' close it from the outside, so the cops won't see or smell anything. They will want to get in the house. The person you sent to the door must say a big '''NO''' to the pigs, then telling that [[Lie|the party will be more quiet]]. The cops can't do anything else, they will go back to Dunkin Donuts.
* If you get caught for drinking or possessing booze, remember: ''"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do, can and will be held against you in the court of law."'' For dummies: '''SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND DON'T TELL ANYTHING TO THE COPS!'''. Hire a lawyer, then good luck! Maybe the case will be dropped and [[Success|you won't have an MIP]]!

==Supporters of current legal drinking age==
* [[Fucktard|Ignorant people]]
* [[Fat|Mothers]] [[Ugly|Against]] [[Retarded|Drunk]] [[Bitches|Driving]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Pigs|Cops]]
* [[Christfags]]
* [[Conservatives]]
* [[Hypocrites]]
* [[Old people|Oldfags]] who were able to drink at 18
* [[Nerds]]
* [[Scumbag|Scumbags who turned 21 yesterday]]

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[[Category:Law]]

Ben Vodden

2024-08-25T15:05:33Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

{{An hero}}
[[Image:BVOD.jpg|thumb|AN HERO 2007]]

'''Ben Vodden''' from [[Shit|Sussex England]] [[Dick|hanged]] himself on the [[An hero day|20th of April]] 2007, after being the subject of [[lulz]] from his fellow classmates.

==BEN VODDEN IS THE MASTER OF BATION BEN VODDEN IS THE MASTER OF BATION==

When told to sit next to the bus driver so he wouldn't be the subject of [[Lulz|cruel words]], the [[Troll|bus driver]] began to call him a [[Fap|wanker]] and nicknamed him [[Fap|"Master Bate"]]. He also gave him [[Lol|lulz]] worthy nicknames such as "[[dickhead]]" and [[Emo|"Billy No Mates"]]. He apparently gave him these names because he was a [[Pikachu|"little wank"]]. He also fondled Ben during the bus rides, which made Ben cry.
[[Image:BVOD2.jpg|thumb|right|Wank...lol]]

On December 12, his parents got a phone call from his school stating he had been kicked off the bus for [[Fuck you|flipping off]] the driver, meaning he was obviously [[hardcore]] and probably listened to Marilyn Manson or [[My Chemical Romance|something]].

[[Furfag|"Giggles"]] as his family nicknamed him because of his [[Fag|"happy go lucky nature"]] (certainly didn't seem that way) has now become a part of history, and last year's [[an hero]]...unfortunately this time without a funny lost [[Dildo|iPod]] or [[Penis|something]] equally [[Emo|pathetic]].
[[Image:Ben_vodden.jpg|thumb|right|Don't step on his blue suede shoelaces.]]

Ben's reason for [[suicide]] was not only that he was being bullied, but his father was stealing his [[Lazytown]] videos and [[Fap|jacking off]] to them because Ben's elderly mother hasn’t been in the mood for years. Hence why the boy's father sodomized him 2 to 3 times a day. The resulting argument over the Lazytown videos was enough for Vodden to become [[an hero]] and go [[pwn]] himself.

Ben's head teacher was quoted in the newspaper as saying “Ben will be remembered for his ability to make others [[Lulz|laugh]].” What the dopey [[bitch]] failed to realize is that the [[lulz]] were directed at Ben, probably because he was such a little [[faggot]] and couldn’t [[Barrel roll|defend himself]] when some [[chav]] thought he was a freed [[Camwhore|hostage]] from [[12chan]] and started [[Bondage|whipping him with shoelaces]] until he cried like a [[16 year old girl]].

According to Ben's father he was “[[Fag|always thinking of others]]” because Ben ran a fun run dressed as Elvis; this wasn’t actually to raise extra money but because Ben was embarrassed to be seen with people old enough to be his great-grandparents. This also gave the bullies [[moar]] [[Troll|ammunition]] as they often sang the Elvis hit “Blue Suede Shoes".
[[Image:Benvoddens.jpg|thumb|right|It is currently unknown if he was [[Big dick|hung]].]]

It should also be noted that young Ben spent large amounts of time with mentor [[an hero]] [[Chris Benoit]], who was described by his parents as "the only positive influence in Ben’s life." The two would often spend hours at a time practicing knot tying and watching win [[porn]]. Benoit often described Vodden as “[[Abortion|the son I never had]].” Their relationship, however, went sour when Chris informed Ben he was planning on strangling his own son and not him. The two never recovered, and they both went on to become [[an hero]]es.

==Lulzy Bebo Convo==

'''Pow:''' 
Why are you such a fucking prick towards ben vodden, he was a little kid that go buliied and killed himself, its nothing to laugh about you wanker and i knew him so if i knew who the hell you were id stab you. get a fucking life you sick bastard

'''Richard C. Mongler:''' 
His Death was the most lulzworthy evar. 
<nowiki>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ben_Vodden</nowiki> - Truth 
http://halflife2.zoy.org - Truth 
http://BenVodden.On.nimp.org - Truth 

'''Pow:''' 
m8, 
YOUR SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY YOU WONT EVEN FUCKING LET ME COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE! 
I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE ME AND MY M8'S ARE GONNA KICK YOUR HEAD IN!

'''Richard C. Mongler:''' 
But you know who I am.

'''Pow:''' 
I OBVIOUSLY DONT YOU FUCKING IDIOT 
YOUR SOME DUMB CUNT WHO'S ABOUT TO GET HIS FACE SMASHED IN!

'''Richard C. Mongler:''' 
If I'm about to get my face smashed in, why hasn't it happened already?

'''Pow:''' 
YOUR A FUCKING CUNT AND ME AND MY M8S WILL PUT A BRICK TO YOUR FACE, 
i'd never fucking kill you but im concidering acoma, 
Fuck off and kill yourself and save me the job, 
worthless cunt, have you got nothing better to do!

'''Richard C. Mongler:''' 
The term is Become An Hero. Yes the grammar is ment to be incorrect. 
Learnt any Internet Memes? 
Encyclopedia Dramatica Will help. 

'''Pow:''' 
seriously though, 
ok you find humour out of a kid that i knew that killed himself, great, keep it to yourself we dont care. 
You blocked your page cuz your a complete pussy and you can't handle being lared off. 
are you even from england?

'''Richard C. Mongler:''' 
I am from the land of lulz. 
Encyclopedia Dramatica

'''Pow:''' 
no, 
your a 40 year old hacker that was bullied at school and is living in his parents bedroom, 
you've fucked your life up, 
well done. 

'''Richard C. Mongler:''' 
Lulz, you are confused. You believe in something that is false because it's the only insult you can use. 
[[Fail|http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail]]

'''Pow:''' 
mate! 
YOUR A FUCKING LONELY CUNT THAT HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TAKE THE PISS OUTTA DEAD KIDS, 
GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU UN-LOVED CUNT! 

'''Pow:''' 
and your websites fucking shit 
i can see someone failed their GCSE'S, 
and failing life 
[[Fail|http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail]] 
Theres only one thing to do when lifes as shit as yours 
DO US A FUCKING FAVOUR AND DIE! 

Want to troll the Vodden loving [[faggot]]? 
His Bebo Profile: http://www.bebo.com/pow10 
Msn: blud-of-t3h-innocent@hotmail.co.uk 

== Memorial Sites ==

[[Image:Notvoddenlol.JPG|thumb|The aforementioned massive lulz.]]

DA SITEZ BELOW AR A DISTRACE

[[Image:Distrace.jpg]]

== External links ==

Memorial pages, troll for massive lulz:

* [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=17106076 on findagrave.com]
* [https://facebook.com/RIP-Ben-Vodden-346930495014/ on facebook.com]

Bebo.com:

* [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2856919551 A Bebo page also devoted to his memory. As above.]
* [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2835501213 The most frequently viewed memorial page. Like Mitch Henderson's friends, Ben's can't spell. BUT THESE FAGS EVEN GOT HIS NAME WRONG. LULZ!]
* [http://www.bebo.com/R-I-PBen Another Bebo page made because some emo chicks who didn't even know Ben got butthurt over the trolling.]
* [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2793025127 His school's Bebo. It appears none of them actually care about Ben anymore though]
* <s>[http://www.bebo.com/BenV696 His bebo from beyond teh grave]</s> '''Baleeted'''

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Roman Shower

2024-08-25T15:05:30Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win (2)

A '''Roman shower''', sometimes called a '''rainbow shower''', is a very sexy form of sexual play involving food - after a nice trip to the stomach and back. It is also what anyone receiving a blowjob gets when forcing deepthroating while [[Pwnd|forgetting people have a damn gag reflex]].

[[Image:Vomit6.jpg|thumb|right|DESU[[DESU]]DESU]]
[[Image:Vomit3.jpg|thumb|right|NEXT HE HAS TO [[Cunnilingus|EAT HER CUNT]] WHILE SHE [[Hai2u|VOMITS ON HIS DICK]] LOL]]

== Emetophilia ==

It is quite common to experience a connection between [[MySpace|vomit]] and [[orgasm]]; in fact, many people experience arousal [[fisting|holding a friend's hair]] back while she pukes vigorously into the [[win boys|lavatory]]. While a deeply shameful yet [[9/11|pleasurable]] experience for some, others are able to get over their [[win|anxiety]], shame, and endless nights of imagining the vomit on your [[Vox|penis]] was his and not yours...and come out of the closet as full-fledged Roman Shower Enthusiast, or emetophile.

== Example: Baby Bird (Goddamn [[Opie and Anthony]]) ==

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==How Do I Intentionally Receive A Roman Shower==
[[Image:Vomit7_hai2u.jpg|thumb|right|Her throat was too dry. Always moisturize.]]

* [[Advertise]] on [[Craigslist]]!
* [[Rape|Shove]] your [[AOL|9-inch penis]] down your girlfriend's throat. Her mouth always gets dry anyway, and you hate that.
* Forward this [[Shit|article]] to 20 people, or you will never have this desire fulfilled. In fact, the last person not to forward this lost the use of his throat [http://archive.is/PwAxT#selection-192.0-192.1 FOREVAR.]
* Any of the [[George Bush doesn't care about black people|destitute niggers]] who stayed at the [[Katrina|Superdome Hotel]] will happily give you one for a [[Poor|dollar]], as poor people will do anything.
* Refill your bottle of I/D with your own vomit. By the time he realizes why it smells like feces and lukewarm, stale vomit, instead of [[santorum]], you'll be properly positioned for a donkey-punch!
* Show the [[ana]] community!
* In the U.K. simply purchase one: [http://www.roman-showers.com/]

==Gallery==

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== See also ==

* [[Shock site]]
* [[Hai2u]]
* [[Swap.avi]]
* [[Roman Empire]]

== External links ==

* [https://archive.is/ekrhg ''"Let me clear my throat!"'']
* [http://www.VomitGirl.org/ Vomit Girl]
* [http://www.bowlgirl.com/ Bowl Girl]

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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Pound Puppies

2024-08-25T15:05:22Z

Smiggles: win

{{moar| anything..}}
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Since [[Last Thursday|about 100 years]] God made animals that we can keep as pets, and watch to beat the [[shit]] out of each other, for amusement. But when a generated chemical [[virus]] was created by [[Satan]] to wipe out [[God]], it backfired and created one measly thing.

<center>'''[[Dog|THE POUND PUPPIES]]'''</center>

== Past characters ==

'''Cooler''' : The main leader, and is number 4 in ''Cartoon Network's Top 10 Hunkiest Canines''.
He's rich, lazy, lives fast so he can die young. Yet he laughs like Eddie Murphy.

'''Howler''' : The [[nigger]] in the Pound Puppies, he make [[Dane Cook]]-like jokes, listens to [[Skrillex]], and butt sex with Daisy Duck just to raise power.

'''Bright Eyes''' : She's a hawt dog, with big [[titties]] and a nice ass. Nuff' Said.

'''Nose Marie''' : She's that hot chick with the huge [[titties]] Howler had sex with last summer. Does this article make her [[ass]] look big? Yes. Her [[ass]] is huge.

'''Whopper''' : The baby of the Pound Puppies, he eats Doritos and Burger King. Now suffering [[diabetes]].

They all have adventures around [[New York]] trying to find [[dog]] [[prostitutes]] pimps that will let them work for money.

== Current Pound Puppies ==
Unfortunately, the show was so good, the made a follow-up remake to it.

== Characters ==
'''Leonard McLeish''' : The man who owns the shelter. He's a [[fag]].

'''Lucky "MAH BO STAFF! Smarts''': The leader of the Pound Puppies, and is a [[retard|smartass]].
He spends his time reading books, and blowing up [[shit]] or fighting [[niggers]] with his [[cock|bo-staff]].

'''Cookie''': The tough but sweet [[nigger]]-talking she-hound who Lucky secretly has a crush on. It was rumored that she has been named after a [[porn star]] in her human family—she looks of one though, thanks to the bow on her head.

'''Nibblet''': The [[retarded]] one in the Pound Puppies, he's big, and likes to have [[buttsecks]] with any girl he pleases.

'''Squirt''': This guy knows everything in the city. He's [[retarded|alright]]

'''Strudel''': The [[haxxor]] of the Pound Puppies. She knows science, math, and the [[internets]].
She has D-cup [[boobies]] and has squirrels do help.

'''Olaf''': ...... He's a fat man. And also the dog roundup guy....... But..... Fuck this, I'm gonna go play [[Mario kart|Mario Kart]].

== See also ==
*[[My Little Pony]]

== External links ==
*[http://www.hubworld.com/pound-puppies/shows/pound-puppies ''Pound Puppies'' at Hub TV]
*[http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1985-12-25/news/8503290386_1_pound-puppies-dogs-business-decisions Ohio Craftswoman Unleashes Suit Against The Pound Puppies • Chigaco Tribune (1985)]

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[[Category:Furfaggotry]]

The Aztecs

2024-08-25T15:05:20Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

[[File:Aztec blood orgy.jpg|thumb|An Aztec blood orgy. An example of their ritual human sacrifice.]]
'''The Aztecs''' [Ass-techs] were, not unlike the Klingons, a fierce Warrior Culture which, at least [[100 years ago]], built a great civilization in middle America and brutally reigned over the other more peaceful tribes with an iron fist ([[In the ass|up the ass]]).
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The Aztecs originally came from a [[Ghetto|town]] called Aztlan (City of the telescopic crane) which they had to leave because of their insane religious beliefs, a fact that makes em the 1st group of perverted religious [[mormons|deviants]] to roam the Americas.
Kicked out of their hometown, they walked toward the east, feeding on reptiles, [[Weed|grass]], [[Fetus soup|small children]] and [[Jailhouse burrito|other shit]], but finally they managed to establish a shining new city… on a snake-infested, barren island in a swamp, surrounded by hostile [[Niggers|tribes]]. Things ultimately went well, and after a century of skillful [[war|diplomacy]] they managed to build a great and proud society, mainly based on [[murder]], cannibalism, war, incest and [[Lulz|human sacrifice]], much like present day [[Texas]].

In 1519 a gang of [[Bearforce1|win, unshaved]] Spaniards, led by the Nobleman Hernan “El Conquistador” Cortez, found their way to the shores of the Aztec-Empire and decided to [[cosplay]] as Gods just for [[lulz]] and profit. The whole Idea turned out to work just fine, cause no one could tell them apart from the real thing. After general [[pwnage]], genocide, and sightseeing, the Spanish seized the land, [[Rape|snatched]] the bitches, stole the gold, and took over the Management. The remaining Aztecs were [[Awwwright|fucked so long and so hard]] by the Spanish so that they finally turned into [[Mexicans]].
[[File:Modern day aztecs.jpg|340px|thumb|Modern day Aztecs, the pride of their ancestors.]]

===Religion===

====Tlaloc====

The Rain god Tlaloc looked much like a large, retarded toad with teeth and a humanoid body who smelled like boiling shit, but no one told him so because you don’t talk that way to a [[Hypnotoad|big smelly toad]] who controls the weather.

====Huitzilopochtli====

The Aztec god of war who shared a housing unit, on top of the main pyramid, with Tlaloc.
When his mother was accused of being a trifling, cheating, furry ([[Srsly]], the bitch [http://www.mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/gods/god-of-the-month-huitzilopochtli got knocked up by a ball of feathers]) slut, he sprang out of her womb and [[Pwned|slayed]] the accusers, his own brothers and his sister. He has his own realm of the Afterlife where he only welcomes Warriors who have died in battle, or women who have died giving birth. If you want to portray him in a positive light, you can say he had a soft spot for Veterans and pregnant women.

====Quetzalcoatl====

The feathered [[Cock|Serpent]], was some hard leather tranny who dressed in feather boas and scales and had to leave the state because he told his sister he’d pull out in time.
But before he sailed over the ocean, he promised to return to his people on a distant day in the future, which eventually came true when Elton John toured Mexico in 2004. He's the Ancestor of Crocodile Dundee and the [[Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles|
Turtles]].

====Tonathiu====

[[File:Aztec jaguar warrior.jpg|thumb|It's common knowledge that Indians were the earliest-known furries.]]
The God of the Sun demanded a daily dose of fresh Virgins, POWs and other snacks to rise the Sun at dawn. Some critics say the Sun rises by itself, and Tonatiu was just an [[attention whore]] who tried to compensate for his low self-esteem, bad breath, and tiny 2nd [[penis]].

====Mictlantecutli====

Lord of Mictlan, the so-called realm of the Dead, a place much like today's [[North Korea]] but without the possibility to get out by dying.
He himself is a [[Slenderman|skinny guy]] with a skull for a head, not much flesh, and [[Dead|no life at all]], exactly like [[you]].

====Xipe Totec====

“Our Lord of the Flayed” may be a great name to get a chick's attention, but it was undoubtedly a really fucked up job. Chippy was responsible for the [[Terri Schiavo|vegetation]] cycles and had a fetish for leather clothes, so every year some poor fuck had to give him his/her skin in return for [[Anal|his services]], which basically makes him a socially mandated version of Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs”.

===Architecture===

Aztec architecture was wide at the base and narrow at the top, which could be interpreted as the direct influence of gravity, which still keeps the people down and the tortillas flat.
Another interesting feature were the countless [[Awesome|fucked-up]] carvings of snakes and skulls, something that occurs so often that [[Some argue|certain scholars think]] [[Heavy Metal]] was [[Sounds legit|conceptualized in Mexico during that time period]].

===War===

War was the most important source of income and [[lulz|entertainment]], driven by social engineering, greed and boredom. Weapons, [[Alcohol|drinks]], and [[whores]] were provided for free, and occasional Instance Raids were a quick way to level-up. In case of terminal [[death|pwnage]] on a pyramid top, the player would respawn in a new PvP-Environment, called the Afterlife, lose all his Inventory, but gain +20 Stamina and +5 Armour.
The main weapon was the Maquahuitl, a wooden club affixed with shards of obsidian along the edges. Since those fuckin Injuns hadn't figured out by then how to work metals like iron or bronze, their wars were on the level of a very flamboyant gang battle with the addition of fancy wooden sticks; which was cool since their objective wasn't battlefield slaughter, but to kidnap enemies and feed their hearts to their lulzy, bloodthirsty gods.

====Classes====
=====Emperor=====
Being Emperor of the Aztec Empire, or Uei Tlatoani ([[Nancy Pelosi|revered Speaker]]) as they called them, had a ton of perks: a harem, sacrificing dudes for lulz, power over all three branches of Government (legislative, [[Religion|sacrificial]], and [[Military|rapeatory]]), a big stash of gold, and the ability to start a war for no reason at all (just like today).
The final and best known Emperor was Motecuzoma II.(1502-1520), or Montezuma as some Noobs still call him.
He started his career as unwashed Priest and leveled his way up to Warrior. He finaly became emperor after his predecessor Ayaxcatl bit the dust and he won a dance off against other faggots vying for the crown.
He is mainly known for sucking up to the Spanish because [[Hurr|he thought they were gods]], got [[stoned]] old school by his people.

=====Eagle Warrior=====

[[File:Anthro aztec jaguar.jpg|thumb|Furry propaganda staying true to its roots.]]

Dudes in fancy Bird Suits who could summon the power of the eagle, fly, send rays of destruction from their eyes, and lift a hundred tons (at least on paper). But for people who were not on drugs, they just looked a lot like a cross between Sam the Eagle and a samba dancer on a bad [[Bath Salt|bath salt]] trip.

=====Jaguar Warriors=====

Jaguar Warriors were a horde of [[furries]] in cat fursuits on their way to make hostages for ceremonial [[rape|sacrifice]].
To accomplish this goal they were armed with shields, clubs, and blessed lard for lube.

=====Priest=====

A Priest's main job was to terminally pwn dudes by ripping out their hearts, (which, inexplicably, was not a female only occupation), please the gods by [[emo|cutting]] themselves, and [[Dune|take a ton of drugs to see into the future]].
The downside was that a priest was not allowed to wash himself, ever, which makes them the predecessors of some of our best murdering, stoned, and mentally deranged hobos and hippies.

=====Slave=====

May sound bad but wasn’t that bad at all, if you overlook occasional beatings, [[Almost raped|almost-rape]], mutilation, becoming a sacrifice for the gods, [[rape]], mutilation, being eaten, and [[win Rape|super-rape]].

=====Conquistador=====
Spic, ironclad, armed tourist, with bad teeth, horses (the Aztecs had no idea wtf they were), a raging boner for the Virgin Mary, and the obsession to leave a mark, either in the shape of a [[Ruination|burnt down temple]], [[Genocide|mutilated natives]], a [[Rape|horde of bastard children]], or all of the above.
Because the camera was invented 300 years later, the Conquistadors were eager to take all sorts of souvenirs (Gold, Art,...) and [[Slaves|people]] they could show off at cocktail parties.

===Language===
The Aztec language is called Nahuatl, here are some words you may need if you get blasted back in time, or if you try to look inteligent:
*Pussy - Tipilli
*Dick - Tepolli
*Idiot - teuetzquiti

===Fun Facts===

*Cannibalism was socially accepted.
*Cocoa-beans were used as currency. (see Peso)
*Rebellious children were held over chili fumes to [[STFU|chill down]].
*If you died in bed or anywhere else but a battlefield or body of water, you would go to the [[Liberia|shittiest possible Afterlife]].

==See also==

*[[New Mexico#Settlements of New Mexico|Aztec, NM. A shitty town nobody cares about that holds an ancient ruin. The dumb European settlers thought they found the lost areas of the Aztecs.]]
*[[Beaners]]
*[[South America]]
*[[Injuns]]

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AtJap13

2024-08-25T15:05:17Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

{{weeaboo}}

'''AtJap13''', self-proclaimed "[[lies|King of Shinjuku]]", is a failfag internet [[rapper]] and pathetic low life [[Azn]] who suddenly thinks he is [[wigger|black]]. In truth, AtJap13 is Ato Neko, an ugly [[camwhoring]] freak who got his start by pretending to be a prepubescent boy on [[Jewtube]]. Even AtJap's father did not want such a bumfucked child who was really a hairless yellow [[cat]] instead of an [[infant]], so he ran back to [[Japan]] ASAP. AtJap13 began on [[YouTube]] with a [[rage|rant]] about their dislike of [[weeaboo]]s, when actually AtJap is a weeaboo as well. The videos were shit and got increasingly more [[fucktarded]] as his page lived on, until he finally deleted fucking everything and returned as another shitty SoundCloud rapper sucking dick to get famous. AtJap is so fucked up that he did not even know his own [[sex]] until [[last year]]. AtJap13, like fellow camwhores [[Magibon]] and [[Applemilk1988]], finally sold himself enough and got the funds to return to Japan. However, after being homeless in his hometown of Shinjuku, he decided to move to Chicago so he can finally get his fill of black cock and will die of [[AIDS]].

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[[Image:Babyat.jpg|thumb|left|AtJap13 as a baby. Before the hair.]]

== Music career ==
AtJap13 went on YouTube saying they were a Japanese pop singer, but this was a lie. AtJap is a nobody who [[you're doing it wrong|tries too hard]] and will only ever be infamous for the wrong reasons. After realising [[Fail|nobody wanted to listen]] to some pathetic genderfucked [[Azn]] screeching into a mic with white noise in the background, he decided to start rapping instead. His most popular song [[RULE 34]] has been streamed on Spotify a total of 2000 times. He can be seen performing at win bars and somehow gained enough clout to perform at the BET Awards weekend in 2023, certifying him as a [[real]] rapper despite having only 20 monthly listeners. Congratulations, maybe suck some moar bbcs and [[bullshit|you might get better]].

AtJap's lyrics are exactly what you would expect from a trashy 4chan faggot. He admits to being mentally ill in several of his songs, while supposedly trolling the haters with songs about how good he is in bed. In fact, all of his songs are either about his many, many mental illnesses or how many cocks he can take at one time. He defends this by self-proclaiming a new music genre so eloquently called Visual Kei Porn Rap...and yes, it is every bit as fucked up and horrible as that description sounds. Seems the only person still getting trolled is himself.

[[Image:RULE 34 single cover censored.jpg|thumb|left|Visual Kei Porn Rap...AtJap13's finest work]]
[[Image:DUALITY cover art.jpg|thumb|left|Another example of Visual Kei Porn Rap]]

== YouTube Nonsense ==
No one knows how this seriously [[transgender|genderfucked]] Jap got the idea to go on YouTube in the first place, but we all wish he had just stayed in the cave he was born in with their hillbilly mother and [[Jap]] father watching [[kawaii]] [[desu]] [[hentai]] and imagining he was somebody worth living. He began with making anti-troll trolling videos and chatting with old men three times his age. His jailbait ass enticed oldfags so he decided that instead of growing up, he would keep this gimmick going for the next 20 years. In his old videos, AtJap13 claimed to be a [[13-year-old boy]] who liked to crossdress, hiding the fact that eventually he was an adult tranny who somehow remained 13 for a decade. He would occasionally show off pictures of T.M.Revolution or his own [[Pro-ana|anorexic body]]. SRSLY, AtJap weighed only 80 pounds (if that) and is 63 inches tall. He is most likely diseased or more fucked up than we currently know. In 2014, he deleted fucking everything and posted on another site that the entire channel was satire and clearly [[did it for the lulz|for the lulz]]. After disappearing from Youtube for 6 fucking years, he finally re-emerged after relocating from glorious Japan to [[Chicago]]. He no longer makes those shitty videos but instead uploads his even shittier livestreams where his only viewers are his boyfriend and other men who want a chance to pound that [[It's a trap|trap]] bussy.

As a teenager, he also enjoyed chatting with [[racists]] on Youtube, believing in a [[WTF|Jewish conspiracy]] and that [[Mexicans]] should be sent to North Korea because they are lazy non-English speaking Jew. The account has been baleeted but you can see screencaps below. To make matters worse, it is confirmed that AtJap13 is now in a relationship with a known [[Nigger|black]] [[nazi]] who is also a [[pedobear|pedophile]].

[[Image:AtJap ginger.jpg|thumb|right|AtJap13 as a proud [[ginger]].]]
[[Image:pedobaitat.jpg|thumb|right|AtJap13 pretends to be an underage boy]]
[[Image:At-youtubecomments.jpg|thumb|right|A shitty compilation of a conversation between AtJap and a proud [[Aryan]] from [[Hungary]]]]

== Other Things About AtJap13 ==
AtJap now wears heavy black eyeliner, colored contacts, and has bleached his hair to the point it looks dry and matted all the time. In the past, he aspired to be a [[ganguro]], occasionally spotted in blackface, with brightly colored wigs and clothing. It should come as no surprise that he has become one of those Azns who act black. Just when we thought AtJap could not get any uglier. He claimed to be [[asexual]] despite always talking about his (or her) "love" (actually obsession) for Takanori Nishikawa. You can see this obsession in how he went so far as to cut and dye his hair exactly like Nishikawa's late 90s style and even at times pretending to be the real T.M.Revolution instead of just a shitty impersonator. Since AtJap knew that no self-respecting Jap would ever fuck them, he became yet another [[Big Black Cock]] loving [[faggot]]. AtJap's current claim to fame is that, as a yellow [[Mudshark|snow bunny]], he likes to brag about how long he can hold a load of jizz in his [[goatse|tight]] ass.

Despite not being born a crack baby, or deaf, or blind, or disfigured, or growing up as a Darfur war orphan, or raped, or [[you]], AtJap13 has led a super difficult life, you have no FUCKING idea. If you encounter AtJap in the wild, be sure you're [[rape|super nice]] to him/her/it.

AtJap also had a very fake and very butthurt friend, Kalli Ishikawa, real name Kalli Chang. This girl claimed to be a kawaii desu Jap girl but is actually a [[chink]] who got knocked up before age 13. AtJap was so desperate to have someone like them that he broke up her relationship and now this woman is on a mission for revenge. She is also very ugly with a serious case of [[Eating disorder|bulimia]], so she hides behind pictures of shitty J-Pop singers and other butthurt azns. Kalli is not only a pathetic, ugly bitch but also a genuine whore who will most definitely love you long time. As will AtJap if you're a black man with dreads.

In 2015, AtJap decided to become [[Butthurt|celibate]] for a while. Which is rather lulzy, considering AtJap posts pr0nz all over the internets. After a while, he gave up on claiming to be asexual, either from pure enlightenment or the more likely chance that his degeneracy and faggotry is so strong that even he can't deny it. He now claims to be [[lie|demisexual]], but even this is unbelievable considering he has publicly quoted his current boyfriend as the 24th black cock to gape that [[STD|prized]] bussy.

Apparantly AtJap was almost miscarried when it was a fetus, but its mother had to take a shitload of medication in order for him to survive. This caused it to be born early and thus fucked up its hormones and sex. ([[lie|He was actually told this by a doctor.]])

AtJap13 claims to be the King of Shinjuku due to his music fame and [[lie|yakuza connections]]. The real reason is because he was a well-known [[whore|image boy]] and apparently sucked more dick than a hotwife at a glory hole.

A less known or possibly well known fact about AtJap13 is that he hates [[white people]]. Despite moving to a country that is majority white, he spends every moment professing his hatred of white men. In fact, he is a self-proclaimed black supremacist. If you are wondering how that works for his skinny yellow ass, just ask the last black man who came in him.

{{squote|'''I'm not win. I am asexual. And if I did date, I would stick with fellow Asians. I would not degrade myself by dating whites.'''| Youtube comment by AtJap13}}

{{cg|AtJap in its Habitat|atogallery2|center|<gallery>
Image:weeb.jpg|AtJap says he's not a weeb
Image:Its a trap.jpg|fapfapfap
Image:Atjap crossdress.jpg|everything wrong with this image
Image:Atjap13 furry.jpeg|AtJap13 is also a [[furry]]
Image:Blond atjap.jpg|[[blond]] is more fun
Image:Kekistani atjap.jpg|they be trollin [[Kekistan|kek]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:AtJap13.jpg|[[shotacat]] would be proud
Image:TMR atjap13.jpg|The object of teen AtJap's obsession.
Image:Chink.jpg
Image:AtJap13cyber.jpg|Sisen wannabe.
Image:Atjap center guy.jpg|[[Blackface]]
Image:Atjap nishikawa.jpg|shitty impersonator or creepy stalker?
</gallery>}}

==AtJap13's New Activities==
AtJap13 decided to be a tranny and ladyboy while living in Tokyo and working as a [[whore|model]]. After discovering that glorious Japan was not so kawaii desu desu when it came to the topic of [[transvestites]], AtJap decided to move to good ole [[USA|'Murica]].

AtJap had one girlfriend before admitting he is 100% faggot, and even that ugly bitch dumped him and decided to become a [[lesbian]].

Our friend AtJap has also got into some shit, [[literally]], with another Youtube user named TJDenver187. There's a shitton of comments on his page, have the highlights:

*Tranny and shemale are totally cool words for transgenders! And according to AtJap the M2F trans, trannies aren't real people!
*Sakeyu or however the fuck you spell his name has a scat fetish! AtJap wouldn't play ball so he moved on to the Chink he knocked up.
*Ato may or may not have fucked people for [[whore|money]]. Confirmed by his own lyrics.

==AtJap13's NEWEST Activities==
After moving to Chicago, AtJap decided to be a full-time weeb and attends EVERY FUCKING CON with his husbando. It is to be determined if he actually enjoys this or its just another way for him to pimp himself to further his "rap career". He also almost never wears a shirt.

Since realising femboys are more popular than [[women]], AtJap gave up trying to be a woman and is now desperately attempting to look like a boy again. And since nobody wants a 30-year-old femboy, he is often seen on Grindr and other sites lying about his age and still pretending to be a teenager. This explains why all his boyfriends have an ageplay fetish. Those lucky bastards, because in another 10 years, AtJap will be indistinguishable from any other middle-aged Jap man.

He recently uploaded a music video which showcases just how unstable and psychotic he really is. That's okay though, Japanese think stalking is kawaii. If not for his friends, AtJap13's spotify would have no plays and the broke bitch would have to pack it up and move back to Japan or his mother's basement. In the meantime, he is running around Chicago being the [[transracial|bruised-banana]] thot of his childhood dreams.

== External links ==
*[http://www.youtube.com/@AtJap13 youtube]
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/2moaMoeV47cyFzLIxf7VUf WARNING! This will scar you for life]
*[http://www.reverbnation.com/ATJAP13 same warning as above]
*[http://www.twitter.com/AtJap13 twitter]
*[http://www.instagram.com/AtJap13 instagram]
*[http://atjap13.com website]
*[http://www.twitch.com/AtJap13 live streams where you can see how fucked up he really is]

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Asa Coon

2024-08-25T15:05:13Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

{{an hero}} 
[[Image:Crimescene.png|thumb|right|350px|KILLZONE: KLEVELAND]]

'''Asa H. Coon''' was a 14-year-old [[goth]] and [[high school|hi-skool]] loser from [[Cleveland]], [[Ohio]]. A student at the ironically-named '''SuccessTech Academy''', the ironically-named Coon became [[an hero]] for the ages on October 10, 2007 by going on one of the most [[Londonistan|miserably]] [[epic]] [[fail]] [[school shooting]]s in academic history.

== "How i do shot scoolz?" ==
[[Image:The Sandwich Chef asa.jpg|right|thumb|It is.]]
[[Image:Asa-coon-trophy.jpg|right|thumb|I have known winrars and you, sir, are no winrar.]]
[[Image:asa coon1.jpg|right|thumb| Only good coon is a dead coon.]]
Using his all-black [[wigger|ninja]] wardrobe and [[Nintendo]]-honed [[1337|splinter cell skillz]], Coon successfully evaded the metal detectors and school security guards and infiltrated the campus while armed with a pair of straps. The Marilyn Manson-worshiping teen avenger then walked up to the classroom floor, charged his [[Lazer|mighty layzars of pure hate]], and began his final one-Coon crusade against the bullies, jocks, affiliates, teachers, furries, niggers, spics, kikes and other idiots that you would expect to find at a high school named SuccessTech Academy.

His first target of opportunity came up quickly. On his way to the grave, Coon happened to bump into fellow student and American Bully Association member Michael Peek, who proceeded to punch him right in his fat faggot face. Not hard enough, alas; after shedding a few manly tears, Coon drew on his tormentor and [[Fail|shot Peek in the side]]. "What kind of dweeb shoots someone in the ''side''?" gasped an annoyed Peek, as Coon proceeded to the next level.

Screams of terror greeted the goffik gunman as he appeared amid the students and teachers. With guns blazing, Coon then attempted to settle the tab with [[win|every em-effer in the school who had ever laughed at his eyeliner, scoffed at his trenchcoat, or disparaged his state of self-imposed loserdom]]. Fortunately for his fellow students, the hapless shock-rock fan was every bit as much of a failure at shooting people as he was at everything else in his mistake of a life — ''[[fail|he didn't manage to kill a single person'']].

After [[retard|hitting, but not killing four people]] with his badly-aimed gunfire, the batshit-crazy gothfag finally decided to [[An Hero|end it]], but he ran out of ammunition and got punched in the face by a [[nigger]] angered by Coon's complete failure, thereby saving the [[Cleveland]] school district the cost of three years of free welfare lunch and proving that niggers are better at killing than emos. "[[Sparta|''Thpartaaaa'']]!" he whispered, as the fatal blow hit home.

And so ends the legend of Asa Coon — teen, goth, and would-be mass murderer. We all wish him well in the afterlife — but let's face it, he'll probably fuck that up too.

[[Truth|What a fucking waste of human life]].

== Victims ==
There were four shooting victims who were barely even injured:

*'''Michael Peek''', 15, shot in the left side. ''"Ow!"''
*'''Darnell Rodgers''', 17, wounded in the elbow. ''"Cut it '''out''', Asa!"''
*'''Michael Grassie''', 42, shot in the chest. ''"That's going on your permanent record, Mr. Coon!"''
*'''David Kachadourian''', 57, shot in the back. ''[[Law 4 Kids|"You are both suspended!"]]''

Teachers Kachadourian and Grassie, as well as 15-year-old Peek, remained hospitalized in stable condition as of Thursday morning. Additionally, a [[16 year old girl|15-year-old girl]] sustained a knee injury while fleeing (LOL).

'''''[[PROTIP]]:''''' Respawning with something other than dual .22 [[revolver]]s will likely lead to more kills in the next round.

== Root Causes ==
[[Image:Coon.jpg|thumb|Asa Coon, in happier times]][[Image:CoonFuck.jpg|thumb|right|A dedicated animal lover]]
Most school psychologists agree on the root causes of this young man's recent bad choices:
# He was a [[white]] kid in a nearly all-nigger school.
# He was a [[fag|Goth and a Furry]] in a [[school]] where those choices, like everywhere else, are severely frowned upon.
# His last name was Coon. (Really!)
# His mother's last name is Loony. (Really!)
# His school has the most fucked up name of any school in the civilized world. (Thank you, [[Microsoft|Bill and Melinda Gates]]!)
# He liked to [[bestiality|fuck other people's pets]].

You have to wonder if, occasionally, some of the other students gave him a tough time about his name and all that other shit. (Just think if he ever used his mother's name in the currently fashionable <s>Jar Jar Binks</s> hyphenated style: Asa Looney-Coon.) Given the totality of all those fucked up names, you have to wonder if this whole thing isn't some cleverly promoted urban legend.

Actually, [[Scientologists]] agree that Mr. Coon was to some extent "bullied" by his [[Nigra|non-Caucasian]] classmates. What they call "bullying" is called by the children "Daily kickin' the shit outta that little chubby-assed suburban white faggot who tried to stick his dick in Rodrigo's pit bull."

{{quote|He was chubby and short, and he was the only kid in school who dressed like a Goth. When he’d get teased, he’d say, ‘I’m gonna come get you.’ We thought he was playing.|LaToya Sparks, 15, Nigger, Sophomore, SuccessTech Academy}}

[http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/10/cleveland.shooting/index.html#cnnSTCVideo CNN has video] of a few niggers getting interviewed. They also claim to have video of Asa trying to mate with Anderson Cooper's dog Molly, but everybody over there denies it. Also denied are rumors that Molly's newborn puppies have masked faces and striped tails.

[[Image:rare asa coon photo.png|thumb|right|The fat retard and his completely normal twin sister]]
[[Image:Third leg.jpg|thumb|right|The Coon family]]

== Reaction ==
[[Bill Gates]], founder of FailTech, was too busy shooting heroin in his dick and banging [[loli|underage]] Malaysian hookers to comment publicly, but did issue this statement:

{{quote|[[Lies|We are all very saddened]] to hear the news today of the shooting at [[LOL WUT|SuccessTech Academy]]. This is a tragedy that underscores for all of us how precious each young person's life is. We have reached out to education leaders in Cleveland to express our condolences and support during this difficult time. This tragedy causes us to look inward which reminds us all of the complexity of our work and only deepens our commitment to the goals we set out for [[Microsoft|Windows Vista]].|Judas W. Antichrist, spokesman for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation}}

Gates promised to sponsor inner city education programs to improve marksmanship awareness when he returns from his charity tour of Asia.

== How Asa Failed ==
[[Image:Coon and Manson BFF.png|thumb|240px|right|Proclaiming that he worshiped Marilyn Manson, he asked his classmates [[God|"Where is your god now?"]]]]
[[Image:ASACoon.jpg|thumb|[http://members.aol.com/picknell/coonpix.html DIED ALONE]]]
* [[Epic Fail|He didn't kill a single person!]]
* Didn't aim for the [[Headshot|head]]
* Only shot victims once
* [[Dynamic Entry|Set off the alarms]]
* Listened to [[Marilyn Manson]]
* [[Fag|Painted his nails black]]
* Didn't send video to [[Faux News]]
* Failed to bring honor back to disturbed white boys who shoot up schools; as of this moment, an [[Cho|AZN]] is still the number one school shooter
* [[you|Died a virgin]]
* Was a [[Goth]]
* Didn't [[do it for the lulz]]
* Didn't have a MySpace page; what self-respecting goth doesn't have a MySpace page?
* Didn't [[Mitch Henderson|lose his iPod]]
* Didn't [[Budd Dwyer|arrange a press conference]]
* Didn't [[rape]] corpses
* Didn't single out black people or other minorities as targets
* Wore a pistol belt
* Used .22 pistols (what, no dualies available?), everything not starting with a [[.45]] is fail, amirite?
* Did not have ops on [[#ed]] IRC
* Wore a [[The Matrix|trenchcoat]]
* Will never see [[Shit|that upcoming sitcom based on Geico's lovable "caveman" characters]]
* Didn't do shootings on [[An hero day|4/20]]
* SuccessTech is ''across the street'' from the Cleveland [[FBI]] office as well as Channel 3 News, [[Wrong Location Nigger|yet he did his shooting in the school]].
* He got '''''[[Epic Fail|punched in the face by an angry nigger]].'''''

== BLAMBLAM AND I'M LIKE OHSNAP! ==
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== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|[[Faggot|0]]| |4| |8|Faggot copycat with a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt|6| |0|None. You get nothing, faggot.|18|'''F--'''|The world's a better place without you.}}

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== Fake MySpace ==
Some [[virgin]] decided to make a <s>[http://www.myspace.com/asacoon1 fake MySpace]</s> (BALEETED) and message everyone from his school, including his sister, with hateful messages. [[butthurt|What a jerk!]]

== Life Lessons ==
* Nigras are bullet resistant.
* Furries can't aim.
* 1 [[Cho Seung-Hui|AZN]] > 3 Manson fans' murder/lulz potential.
* I guess he showed us. [[Truth|He really showed us all.]]
* Women need to swallow.

== Gallery of Fail ==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Asa-coon-trophy2.jpg|Asa Coon, [[You Win the Prize|winning a prize]]
Image:Asa coon lol.jpg|From the original fake MySpace
Image:Coon.JPG|Dude hes liek totally the Matrix
Image:CoonHide.jpg|Asa Coon at the little-used Cleveland White People's Funeral Home, October 2007
Image:Howdoishotpplasacoon.jpg|Little late to ask
Image:Asa-Coon-School-Shootings-F.jpg|[[Disorder|Fat kid complex]]
Image:deadcoonwalking.png|Dead Coon Walking
</gallery>
</center>
== See also ==
* [[School Shooting]]
* [[Failure]]
* [[Gothic]]
* [[Bill Gates]]
* [[Fucktard]]

== External links==

* [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/10/cleveland.shooting/index.html#cnnSTCVideo Nigger explains how shit went down]

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Bitch

2024-08-25T15:05:11Z

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win

{{potential}}
[[Image:Feminist.jpg|thumb|Note that bitches are generally fuck ugly and have vagina-looking throats...]]
[[Image:Rape poster2.jpg|thumb|but at least they make great rape material]]
'''Bitch''' is a term that refers to any [[feminist|woman who steps out of line]]. Modern women are conflicted about whether '''bitch''' is an insult or not. [[Feminist]] say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day (at a minimum) and they had to come up with some kind of positive acronym for the word. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides (see: [[Jailhouse win]]). Men in [[mainstream]] society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully [[Buttsechs|dominated]] "their bitch". The favourite online platform of a bitch is [[BitchUte]].

===Using Bitch In Conversation===
The word "bitch" can be used in pretty much any conversation.

====Jolly Sports Chat====
*'''{{Archive|UhfYA|Look Who's Running Purdue}}'''
**"This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally coming for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on [[TV]] (even if it is cold [[pizza]] half the time) or [[Radio]] (at night). You [[suck]] and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."

====Defining Boundaries====
*'''{{archive|IvfMB|Funplex Cute Kids}}'''
**"[[OMG]] you are so mean you are a bitch you [[fugly]] [[slut]]"
*[http://www.ringsurf.com/forum/answers-HEY_IF_YOUR_13_COME_TALK_TO_ME_IM_13_TOO____/ Hey if your 13 come talk to me] '''[DEAD LINK]'''
** "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and [[your mom|your mama]]."
*'''{{archive|65Vbg|Heartless Bitches' Malebag}}'''
** "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"

====Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism====
*'''{{wayback|http://www.xxlmag.com/news/bloggers/2006/04/fishscale-a-tax-write-off/feed/|20141206053603|title=Hip-Hop On A Higher Level}}'''
**"yo Big Weezy check it take your corny [[ass]] lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin black person Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to [[New York City|NYC]] with that [[bullshit]] we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you [[faggot]].
*'''{{archive|iRVnf|Teen Movie Critics}}'''
**"Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the [[fuck]]ing [[movies]] before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars [[alien]]s are [[stupid]]?! All the [[Star Trek]] aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! [[Your]] a [[stupid]], uncle fucking, [[ugly]], [[fat]], [[crack]] [[whore]]!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking [[moron]]...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"

==The Bitch Language==
For thousands of years, Bitch was believed by scholars to be unintelligible, indeed, unintelligent. But this popular wisdom was shattered in the 1960s when an obscure band known as "[[The Beatles]]" successfully translated several of the most common [[Dog]] phrases into Bitch, ushering in a new age known as the Sexual Revolution.

{| class="wikitable"
!Bitch
!Dawg
|-
|"...yadda yadda yadda Cause I've been in love before And I found that love was more Than just holding hands If I give my heart to you I must be sure from the very start That you would love me more than her yadda yadda yadda..."
|"Bitch, if you ain't gonna put out why the fuck are you wastin' my time?"
|-
|"A love like ours Could never die As long as I Have you near me"
|"Bitch, if you ain't gonna do it I'll find some bitch who will."
|}

Despite this groundbreaking work, there's been little interest in further research.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bitch poster.jpg|The only cure to bitchism is also quite fun...
Image:Leavemymanalone1.jpg|If that doesn't work, you can always do this to their house
File:Does he look like a bitch.jpg
File:Your mom was a bitch.gif
File:She was a bitch anyway.jpg
Image:badbitchecard.png|You're not a bad bitch.
File:Down, bitch.gif
File:Shit bitch you is fine.jpg
File:Fuckinloveyoubitch.jpg
File:Big booty bitches.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]
* [[Bitches don't know]]
* [[Bitches and whores]]
* [[Bitch Had It Coming]]
* [[Bitch please]]
* [[Make me a sandwich]]
* [[Heather Lind]]
* [[Nutshot]] Their favorite fighting style
* [[Permit Patty]]
* [[Sarah Jeong]]

==External links==
*{{ytlink|1Sfs9h3bIDg|Who Bitch This Is}}

{{Whores}}

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Boirozzlyn

2024-08-25T15:04:59Z

Smiggles: /* top */ win, replaced: gay → win

[[Image:Fatgoth.jpg|right|thumb|Rozzlyn, then "Rozzlyn J. Heltir," contemplating her [[menstruation|moon time]]]]

The LJ user formerly known as '''Boirozzlyn''' is a [[goth]], [[camwhore]] and [[internet celebrity]] in her mid-twenties. Despite not being much of a beauty, Rozzlyn has an ego the size of the US deficit - which she's not helping, either. She is living proof that narcissists need not be physically attractive.

Despite of all these credentials, Rozzlyn is most noteworthy for her ongoing feud with {{ljuser|fallen_ev|Michelle Russo}}.
Many lolz are guaranteed when one encounters the other.

Recently, however, Rozzlyn has decided that being goth is win, so she's become a [[faggot]] named Ruadhán J McElroy instead. [[Oh ok]]. Oh, no, wait, we mean a [[FTM]] [[creationist]] [[pagan]] called 'Agapios Eromenos', which apparently means 'Please someone find me sexy again.' In reality, she is a [[fat]] [[slut]] who once contracted gonorrhea while starring in obese naughty nurse [[porn]].

Rozzlyn has gone through several LJ names: boirozzlyn, youngsoulrebel, agapioseromenos, and several others that were short term decisions.

Rozzlyn has largely withdrawn from goth and music feuds to complain within pagan communities about people not being intellectual enough to believe in the Greek Gods and their creation. She earned her GED sometime around 2003.

Likes: The Who, Rozz Williams, meat, Danielle Dax, men, [[cock]], Rozz Wiliams' cock, deathrock, menstrual blood painting, Nina Hagen, Jessica Simpson, Rozz Williams, Poppy Z Brite, things that look like penises, writing poorly.
Dislikes: Michelle Russo, [[vegan]]s, PETA, [[emo]] kids, [[Nickolaus|Nicky]], women, J-rock, hair metal, Nina Hagen, Lip Service, circumcision, [[Anne Rice]]

==Rozzlyn in Action==
*[http://www.livejournal.com/community/chicago_gothic/130495.html When Rozzlyn’s minions attack!]
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/youngsoulrebel/531342.html Of course I can let things go!]
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/youngsoulrebel/632888.html See above]
*[http://rozzlyn.net/bad-michellerusso.html A chronicle of the love affair between Rozzlyn and Russo]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/924675.html?thread=160584451#t160584451 Rozzlyn is a boy and is smarter than you]

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