https://edramatica.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=SalvieEncyclopedia Dramatica - Things to revert [en]2026-05-04T04:15:42ZThings to revertMediaWiki 1.44.2https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Eldiperro&diff=1929351User:Eldiperro2025-08-02T12:48:42Z<p>Salvie: I may sound like a Scotsmen when I speak English but I'm not one. Good to see people appreciate my sperg outs</p>
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<b style="line-height:20pt;">{{PAGENAME}} has a [[Big dick|<span style="color:#cc00ff;">big dick</span>]], but [[Fail|<span style="color:#cc00ff;">no girl appreciates it</span>]]. So {{PAGENAME}} is a [[Virgin|<span style="color:#cc00ff;">virgin</span>]] [[Incel|<span style="color:#cc00ff;">Trycel</span>]] [[You|<span style="color:#cc00ff;">with rage</span>]].</b><br />
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<b>With '''Truespics''',</b><br />
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|BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''Alert - {{PAGENAME}} has [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so you can't harass him! :-('''</big></big><br /><br /><big>consider be warned of the biggest [[Offended]] levels and their retardiness replies.</big><br />
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{{天|{{PAGENAME}} person has <big>[[ADHD]]</big>. <br>consider yourself warned for the uncontrollable and insane af levels of [[Mass Shooting|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Amok rage]] and retardiness|BallietFAIL.gif|200px|Orange|60%}}<br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is yet another retarded [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[autist]] who spams edits on hundreds of [[shit nobody cares about|mass shooting articles]]. You can help this user by reminding them that committing a mass shooting will [[V&|meet him bubba]] and also he will never be like [[Anders]] but instead will likely be worse or similar than [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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{{Notice|[[File:Bgaleiga.jpg|23px]] [[Galicia]] [[File:Bgaleiga.jpg|23px]] is [[File:1205797748473.gif|23px]] [[Portugal]] [[File:1205797748473.gif|23px]]. If you don't agree, foda-se!}}<br />
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{{ib|<center>[[File:Eldiperro.jpg|250px|link=Couch Cuck]] <br><br />
<big>'''[[Eldigato]] 2.0: Boogaloo eléctrico'''</big> <br> [[File:ElliotSonbolyDavidRodger.png|250px|link=The supreme Gentleman]] <br><br />
'''The Supreme Kebab Remover'''</center>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eldiperro (Formerly [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]])'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dago]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Other origins'''|[[Portugal|Portugoslavian]] [[File:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px]] <br><br />
[[Honduras|Narcoduran]] [[File:MiniflagHonduras.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Name:'''|[[Anonymous]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nicks:'''|ForcedMeme, ✞𝓝㠪ㄖ 㠪丂尸✞ ®, PutridCorpse, Xiarista 69, Davod Sonbully...}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Bday'''|8th January}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Wikifag, Boxing rat, EDiot, Stalking trainer (Vocational grades, Simp card license obtained in late 2024), Psychiatric ward dangerous patient}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Mood'''|Depending on the day, weather, female contact and luck}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Obsessions'''|Sex, Boxing, Gym, the legendary titjob/MOAR SEX, [[Atchison|Edgelords that go amok every 5 minutes]], Incels, Xiaro, Xiaro nudes' cum canon, Straight <s>anal-fisting</s> '''SEX''',[[File:SonbolyArmy.png|50px]][[Sonboly|† NΞΘ† GҽR†™]][[File:SonbolyArmy.png|50px]]}}<br />
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When the absolute fag of [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]] lost his account after being FBI cucked, he lost his account by [[Cookie Clicker|Cookie]] [[Hack is Wack!|Hackers]]. This despicable human being, thoughts [[Fake|the feds hacked him and stole the money, accounts and other things]]. He lost every edit he did and lulzy account, and now <s>Wants revenge</s> he's crying with the [[User:AlGore|Couch Cuck]], copying his name with a spanish [[Cringe|funny]] translation. '''<big>"ELDIPERRO"</big>'''{{Christian}}<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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==V&==<br />
Yet on May 2024, Eldiperro was V& by the [[police|pigs]], what can I say. Didn't even make it to the news, but he got 4 stars on the radar. <br />
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<big><big><big>'''GRADED SCORE'''</big></big></big><br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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[[File:William Atchison - Poser Posing - 02.jpg|thumb|[[Couch Cuck|Bill]] is angry with you >:(]]<br />
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===Quotes===<br />
Some quotes of him after <br />
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|I want to cum on Xiaro's face and then put my cock in her cave.|[[You|Retard]] wanna fuck a Jewtuber<br />
|My life is useless without her. [[True|I am the useless one]], I want to be her inseparable love, who doesn't seem like a [[France|treacherous]] Peruvian.|Iberian [[Waaaambulance|crying]] for his beloved [[Spic|Costa Rican]]/ balades of a fuck-female-friend<br />
|If I find out that she is with [[Bjork|another boy]], her [[Beaner|race]] will pay dearly, and she.|[[Ricardo Lopez|Eldiperro]]<br />
|COme on, come one... Make me cum baby, oh yeah... I like it... [[Asking for it|MAKE ME CUM]]... oh, I love your tongue *'''BOOM'''*|Our [[failure|hero]] on his mission to rape xiaro, with a [[Costa Rica|Breda PG]].<br />
|She should say it|His [[cum|cumshot]] [[LULZ|with bullets]] was usefull at all.<br />
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[[File:XiaroFaceBlur.jpeg|thumb|left|What this [[Luser|loser]] [[Tits|will never get]]]]<br />
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==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Almost About to stop being an [[Elliot Rodger|incel]]==<br />
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[[File:Eldiperroneverscored.jpg|thumb|left|Eldiperro's tombstone and him]]<br />
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During the summer 2024, some random girl wanted the [[Spain|iberian]] [[True|big]] dick of [[Atchison|Eldiperro]],but... our [[Retard|clever]] comrade didn't see her with [[cum]] thirst and almost got sex and forgot his [[Elliot Rodger|Incel]] past. Still he's [[An Hero|an incel]] forever. [[Some argue|According to local sources]], the girl was from [[Colombia]], was a year younger than him (not pedo, you [[sick fucks]]) emigrated to [[Spain]] in July-August 2024 I[[he|H]]RC, and strangely was blonde (not the type he gooned to). God [[tryhard|tried too much]] in his "non-edgelord days" to get him his reward, but Eldiperro, forgetting about he being an edgy incel maybe didn't notice.<br />
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Hello dear reader, see it's summer [[2025]], right? So here the big question and doubt: Will Eldiperro stop being a Trycel (Incel who [[Tryhard|tries too much]] but never gets a girlfriend) and gets fucking laid/mouthkissed for this time? Stay here the time or you will lose this chapter/update of his boring life. </span><br />
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=== Update ===<br />
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Comming soon...<br />
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==Vidya and random==<br />
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=== Jewtube ===<br />
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=== Other shit === <br />
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|[[File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|500px]]<br>'''Negative score LOL. Called himself [[Faggot|Saint]] [[Ruskie|Nevedimka]]'''<br />
|[[File:HugoLivestreamPartialLeak.mp4|500px]]<br> '''AI Generated shitpasta. Song name: Lovers from the Past - Mareaux'''<br />
|[[File:HugoJacksonEdit.mp4|500px]]<br> '''Again, but autistic'''<br />
|[[File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|500px]] <br> '''Acted but still tied with [[Hugo Jackson|Jackson]]'''<br />
|[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]] <br> '''[[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda CuckockyetiM]]'''<br />
|[[File:Nino_Luciano_murder.mp4|center|750px]] <br>''' <s>[[Ben Moynihan]]</s> [[Nino Luciano]] gameplay in [[Romania]]'''<br />
|[[File:Nino_Luciano_murder_2.mp4|center|750px]] '''part 1'''<br />
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[[File:ItsBetterThisWay.gif|thumb|right|200px|[[Orgasm|Full Metal Jacket]]]]<br />
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==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans ms">Galería del Coleccionista</span> ==<br />
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XiaroF2.jpg|''I'LL SUCK YOUR '''DICK''' TILL IT GETS STUCK TO MY LIPS'' - Xia, being horny as fuck<br />
Xiarofaceunmask.png|[[Alcohol|Caipirinha]] for you, ma'am. Her face gonna make you doubt if you would [[Cum|fuck her]]<br />
Xiaroface.png|The mutt bitch, but less feminazi and 45 times more mutt than [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nik Cruz]]<br />
XiaroIRLPhone.jpeg| Her phone's speakers be like: Oh fuck, oh shit. And she is watching Xvideos.<br />
Monstercock.gif|Average Northern Russia dick<br />
XiaroR34Stikman.png|Fap Fap Fap...<br />
XiaroGoonComplete.png|As before<br />
XiaroR34Bikini.png|You'll enter to the [[Pony Cum Jar Project|cum jar]] to show you his megapenis and you'll drown by his juicy cum.<br />
XiaroRule34.jpeg|Pösi, Puci, Poossie... THIS IS [[Pedo|PEDOPHILE]] [[RULE 34|PORN]] OF XIARO!<br />
Dead cock.jpg|[[True|His unshaved dick]] ready to [[buttsecks|fuck]] [[spic|Xiaro]]<br />
XiaroThumbs.jpeg|You [[Incel|won't]] get this type of [[bitch|girls]]<br />
XiaroMaskIRL.jpeg|Trying to hide her identity, but she looks like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Linsday]] with her mask.<br />
LindsayKanthaSouvannarathFingerGun.jpeg|[[azn|Thats the type]] [[columbiner|of]] [[bitch|girls]] [[me|you]] would have<br />
LindsaySIEGEmask.png|Looksalike<br />
LindsaySoubitch.jpeg|Noods recreation, but cringier and [[BDSM|Curtaincall]] styled.<br />
LindsayUhh.jpg|Your sister when:<br />
CleiverIRL.png|3 times more drunk than Farda and his Makarov<br />
CleiverSmile.png|:D<br />
AntonLP22.jpg|Cleiver, [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|if he was a proud european]]<br />
Antonio_Banderas.jpg|Cleiver, if he wasn't a [[Colombia|Cuckombian]]<br />
Martin_Peyerl.png|German Klebold, but has short hair.<br />
Davidthegnome.jpg|He's the strongest [[Gnome|superhuman]] in the anime<br />
FardaDance.gif|GAY DANCE!<br />
NeverGoonAuvinen.png|[[Never goon]] on my user page or I'll send a nigger to rape you<br />
NeverGoonMinion1.jpg|You [[LOL|goona]]... GONNA end up like this or...<br />
AlGoreDead.png|[[William Atchison|You gonna end like that if you goon on ED]]. So go goon to {{Hover|other sites|Hint: Rule 34}}<br />
William Atchison - Poser Posing - 04.jpg|I [[Fake|can't be an edgelord]] [[Forever|anymore]]. This is [[False|authentic]] nigga<br />
William Atchison - Poser Posing - 03.jpg|MFW - [[Atchison|I pwned 2 n00bs in the bathroom and a epic couch cucks me off.]]<br />
HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg|Xiaro loves it<br />
HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg|If she is aware of this, he could go to her house and [[rape|raep]] her till [[WTF|he pregnants her.]]<br />
BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|The 1000 Sunday Sunsets Stare (19 years, 1 month and 30 days for mathfags)<br />
Elliot VIP.jpg|Trycel Elliot Rodger:No sex, no girlfriends but female friends<br />
Elliotrodgerwink.gif|Hey! <br />
EduardoNaupay.png|[[Incel|Eldiperro]] [[ITG|I]][[Sebastian Bosse|R]][[Dago|L]] (but european)<br />
SIMPCARDEDP.jpg|[[I told you i was hardcore|I told you i]] had a [[Stalker|Simp]] license, fool.<br />
Sultryscribz-beatbanger-miss-circle.gif|What [[Tim Kretschmer]] [[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting|was jerking off to right before Winnenden]] : [[Femdom]] porn.<br />
Brenton Tarrant Rule 34 alt.jpg|You found out the reason why [[tarrant kids|Tarrant copycats]] [[waifu|imitate him]]. Also she is [[Natalie Rupnow]] [[Hentai]] version<br />
Brenton Tarrant anime 2.png|Another one<br />
JustinPolat.jpeg|Eldiperro IRL himself (without glasses)<br />
JustinDWI.png|[[DEAL WITH IT|FAIS AVEC]]<br />
D88PLOY.png|So [[13-year-old boy|badass]]<br />
AlGoreWigger.jpg|Now, this one is a real [[Couch cuck|badass]]<br />
Badass jesus.jpg|The only thing that will save you from stroking your dick<br />
BarcelonaVans2.jpg|Saw this movie [[Last Thursday]]<br />
AwkwardPorn.jpeg|I searched "Ñop" in google and this image made me realize that Weebos are also Furries. SICK FUCKSSSSSSS<br />
Chile Femboy.jpg|Sick gay fucks who like flag-dressed people!!!!<br />
Berret-big.jpg|Mixing Italians with Castile-la mancha people makes French.<br />
DylannRoof.jpg|Eldiperro's average selfie<br />
Error500.png|FUCK YOU, PUSSY ERROR!<br />
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[[File:Worldcup581.jpg|thumb|left|200px|What we are proud of have, our lucky charm on WC and other shitty competitions: Dago Nami]]<br />
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== High Score Related ==<br />
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=== High Score Editors ===<br />
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These are the best soldier who were currently typin' shit there. The Active and Deceased indicates the status of the soldier. <br />
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*'''[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]]''' - [[Newfag]] and [[cool|kewl]] EDitor. (2024;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>).<br />
*'''[[User:Carpice|Carpice]]''' - Fellow Former EDitor and obsessed with [[High Score|mass Killers]]. Historical legend in High score pages. Also fucking [[an hero|dead]] (2021 - 2024;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>)[[File:MiniflagNorway.png|50px|Norway]]<br />
*'''[[User:Genberg47|Genberg47]]''' - Creator of [[Template:Elliot Rodger|the Elliot Rodger template]]. (2023 - 2024;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>)[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|50px|America]]<br />
*'''[[User:KingWewuz|KingWewuz]]''' - High Score EDitor from the .rs and [[Aediot|Assnapkins]] eras. Was around so long ago that he's remembered by pretty much no one on this list except Paul in the Mall. (2018 - 2021;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>)<br />
*{{Glow|'''[[User:NEVER GOON|Never Goon]]'''}} - (not into High Scores, but it's an honorable mention) [[True|Best sysop]]. The only one to truly [[User:NEVER GOON/Retirement Notice|retire]] without being like the faggets on the [[MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians|MIA]] or [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians|Disgraced]] lists. (2024;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>)<br />
*'''[[User:Kamaloka|dont fucking look at me]]''' [[File:Willgif.gif|50px]] Historical and legend of the high score EDiots. Sadly he isn't active since Jan. 2024... (2021-2024;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>) ¿[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|50px|America]]?<br />
*'''[[User:SHOOTER-X|SHOOTER-X]]''' - First Shamrock nigger i saw being interested in High Scores. Too bad he's not online. (2022-;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>) [[File:MiniflagIreland.png|50px|Ireland]] <br />
*'''[[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]''' - Online-dead high score editor (2022;<span style="color:red">DECEASED</span>)<br />
*'''[[User:Xv|Xv]]/[[User:Shootur420|Shootur420]]''' - IDK much about him. Just edited several times on high scores and 's one of the twinks in the gang. (2023 - 2024;<span style="color:yellow">UNKNOWN</span>)<br />
*'''[[User:SnowPike|SnowPike]]''' - EDitor and also obsessed with [[High Score|Mass Killers]]. Detoxicated of [[ED|Ǣ]], so he became a [[Gooning|gooner]] (2023 - 2024;<span style="color:purple">DETOXIFIED</span>)<br />
*'''[[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]'''- Dead Account of Eldiperro. R.I.P. Faggot. (2023-2024;<span style="color:purple">V& HAHAHA</span>)[[File:Miniflagspain.png|50px|Spain]]<br />
*'''[[User:Hansen130|Hansen130]]''' - Polish user who got V& cuz of [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda Cuck]] and was friend of [[Nathaniel Lucas]]. [[Fail|Was active for a single fucking day, because he was V&]]. (5 August 2024;<span style="color:purple">V& HAHAHA</span>) [[File:MiniflagPoland.png|50px|Poland]]<br />
*'''[[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]]''' - [[Pretty cool guy]] who won a [[VD|Vox]] for being obsessed with high scores and typing like a coomer there. Alive legend and still he is a [[Winrar|good mall cop]] (2020-;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|50px|America]]<br />
*'''[[User:MagnumTwoAgain|MagnumTwoAgain]]''' - Other kewl editor (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|50px|Argentina]]<br />
*'''[[User:OokamiLULZ|Ookami]]''' - [[Pretty cool guy|Good argie]] and school shooting obsessed. (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|50px|Argentina]]<br />
*'''[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]]''' - was in ED before and after [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]'s V&. (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)<br />
*'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' - Another good EDitor on high scores. (2023-;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)<br />
*'''[[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''' - Furfag and EDitor. (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|50px|America]]<br />
*'''[[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]]''' - [[Spic|Chilean]] [[Breivik]] & Spic version of [[User:Carpice|Carpisser]]. (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagChile.png|50px|Chile]]<br />
*'''[[User:Immavampire|Immavampire]]''' - You aren't a vampire, but a High Score EDitor. (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagRomania.png|50px|romania]]<br />
*'''[[User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy]]''' - Culombian notable high score editor (2024;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:Flag of Colombia.png|50px|Colombia]]<br />
*'''[[User:Salvie|Salvie]]''' - Youth soldier who recently appeared(2022;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagItaly.gif|50px|Italy]]<br />
*'''[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]]''' - One of the reasons why [[France]] is still a xtian country (2020-21?;<span style="color:green">ACTIVE</span>)[[File:MiniflagFrance.png|50px|France]]<br />
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=== High Score Places Eldiperro has been ===<br />
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* Valde[[Xiaro|palitos]] Primary - 22nd to 23rd May, 1986: 19-year-old J. M. H. S. wounded 14 kiddies from his window, like [[Brenda Spencer]] by shooting a buckshot shotgun before he was arrested.<br />
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* Atocha station - March 11th, 2004: Biggest corpsefest in Spain made by [[Morocco|mudslims]] in trains. 193 kills, being the dagolandian record in CO-OP mode/Bomberman.<br />
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* Peñalara primary - Spring of 2023: 8-year-old J.J.P.M., some [[Dominican Republic|dominigger]] kid, wounded 3 students and a teacher by stabbing them with a pencil, before he was freed due to his age.<br />
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* El Gamonal - see [[High Score/Loserinfo J#Juan_Medina_Gordillo|Juan Medina Gordillo]] page.<br />
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* Somosaguas - August 1st 1980: A pair of elderly marquises were shot and killed by a young man in 1980. The killer an heroed in prison.<br />
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=== Notable high scores ===<br />
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Eldiperro's top 10 of the most infamous high scorers<br />
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#[[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]] - [[David Sonboly]] [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]] - True aryan, double aryan.<br />
#[[File:Ed_high_score_gold_medal.png]][[File:Ed_high_score_gold_medal.png]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo A#Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo|Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png|Spain]] - True countrymen, double co-op before [[Columbine|the american chimpout of the copycats]]<br />
#[[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]] - [[Max Porta]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png|Spain]] - 13-year-old crybaby and current Dago School high score prize holder.<br />
#[[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]] - [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] [[File:MiniflagGreece.png|Greece]] - Greek emo failure, but still epic.<br />
#[[Justin Polat|Justin Adar Polat]] [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]] - So, you rejected me, Lorène? Now you'll regret it, bitch!<br />
#[[Jake Davison]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]] - I HAVE GIRLS INTO ME!<br />
#[[Ben Moynihan]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]] - The Unhappy geezer.<br />
#[[Elliot Rodger]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] - '''''The Supreme Gentleman'''''<br />
#[[William Atchison]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] - Couch Cuck and Enyclopedia Dramatica deceased Sysop.<br />
#[[Brandon Hole]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] - Brony who did it for his pony waifu.<br />
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Honorary mentions sorted by A to Z:<br><br />
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# [[Anders Breivik|Sir Far Skaldigrimmr Rauskjoldr av Northriki]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|Norway]] - The real [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]'''WINNER'''[[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]] of the high score.<br />
# [[Solomon Henderson]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] - The power of the brainrot, sir.<br />
# [[Xiaro|Xia del Mar Roberts Obando]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|Costa Rica]] - Second shooter of the 2022 Chesapeake Walmart shooting, along with Andre Bing<br />
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== Fails made ==<br />
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User pages don't count, because that too much credit.<br />
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<table class="wikitable" style="margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;"><br />
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<th style="background:#AD1519;">Spammed edits in:</th><br />
<td style="background:#FABD00;">[[Santino William Legan]]→[[Ricardo Lopez]]→[[Spain]]→[[Morocco]]→[[High Score]]→[[High Score/Loserinfo]]→[[High Score/Absolute Fucking Failures]]→[[High Score/Bomberman]]→[[High Score/Notable Losers]]→[[High Score/Fire Emblem]]→[[High Score/Carmageddon]]→[[High Score/Spore]]→[[High Score/FPS Co-Op Mode]]→[[High Score/Hack'N'Slash]]→[[High Score/Tactical Espionage Action]]→[[Golden iPod]]→[[Anton Bichivin]]→[[Munich Massacre]]→[[2024]]→[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]]→[[Colt Gray]]→[[Academy Maniacs]]→[[David Kozák]]→[[Artyom Kazantsev]]→[[Eliluminado7]]→[[Gooning]]→[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]→[[Virgin Killer]]→[[ED:Map/old]]→[[Campo Elías Delgado]]→[[Noah Esbensen]]→[[Mikhail Pivnev]]→[[Ilya Ivanistov]]→[[Zhaodong Massacre]]→[[Suzano School Shooting]]→[[Medianeira School Shooting]]→[[Colegio Cervantes shooting]]→[[Kyoto Animation]]→[[Columbine]]→[[Elliot Rodger]]→[[Marc Lépine]]→[[Luby's massacre]]→[[Cho Seung-Hui]]→[[Flemming Nielsen]]→[[San Bernardino Shooting]]→[[Robert Steinhäuser]]→[[Tim Kretschmer]]→[[Rina Palenkova]]→[[Gleb Korablev]]→[[Wales]]→[[Portal:YouTube/Related Articles]]→[[2024 USA Presidential Elections]]→[[Martin Peyerl]]→[[Foodistzen]]→[[La Loch School Shooting]]→[[Peluchin Entertainment]]→[[Reeven03]]→[[Randy Stair]]→[[Brandon Hole]]→[[Alek Minassian]]→[[Logan Clark]]→[[Ryan Palmeter]]→[[Derrick Bird]]→[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]→[[Michael Ryan]]→[[Chris Morris]]→[[World Cup 2010]]→[[Mutsuo Toi]]→[[Beta Uprising]]→[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]→[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]]→[[Raoul Moat]]→[[Asa Coon]]→[[Baruch Goldstein]]→[[2005]]→[[Spics]]→[[Dominican Republic]]→[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]→[[Otoya Yamaguchi]]→[[Nevada-tan]]→[[Mary Bell]]→[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]→[[Lam Kor Wan]]→[[Dong Yangling]]→[[Orlando Harris]]→[[IShowSpeed]]→[[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]]→[[Jews]]→[[David Gray]]→[[William Atchison]]→[[Ali Koca]]→[[Europe]]→[[Brandon Clark]]→[[Ecsty]]→[[Isaac Chagas]]→[[Aaron Bushnell]]→[[Hugo Jackson]]→[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]→[[Sagamihara Stabbings]]→[[Africa]]→[[Hawaii]]→[[Bob8466]]→[[Moonspeak]]→[[Luigi Mangione]]→[[Adam Lanza]]→[[Mass Shooting]]→[[Jake Davison]]→[[Kool-Aid]]→[[Heaven's Gate]]→[[Natalie Rupnow]]→[[Gian Luigi Ferri]]→[[Uruguay]]→[[Arthur Achleitner]]→[[Tarrantulas]]→[[Payton Gendron]]→[[Dyslexia]]→[[Eswatini]]→[[Portugal]]→[[Puerto Montt School Shooting]]→[[Gumball 2002 Goanimate]]→[[Heisenwolf]]→[[Horrorcow]]→[[Zapatero]]→[[Uriel]]→[[Odio Tu Post]]→[[2018 Tallahassee shooting]]→[[Misogyny]]→[[Sebastian Bosse]]→[[School Shooting]]→[[Mary]]→[[Halle synagogue shooting]]→[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]→[[Internet stalking]]→[[Ethan Miller]]→[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]]→[[Santa Fe High School Shooting]]→[[Caleb Sharpe]]→[[Javier PR]]→[[Kirts Jenkings]]→[[Farlavor]]→[[Shuaiby]]→[[John F. Kennedy]]→[[Incel]]→[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]→[[Ecstasy]]→[[Rolando Mendoza]]→[[Campinas Cathedral Shooting]]→[[Pedro J. Garcia]]→[[Brazilian school attacks]]→[[Remove Kebab]]→[[Dillon Cossey]]→[[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]→[[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]→[[Nino Luciano]]→[[Pipepino]]→[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]→[[764]]→[[The Matrix]]→[[Kyle Spitze]]→[[Siegepilled Zoomer]]→[[Grand Theft Auto]]→[[Nick Fuentes]]<br />
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<th style="background:#AD1519;">Updated cancerogenous pages are:</th><br />
<td style="background:#FABD00;">[[Jose Reyes]]→[[2018 Tallahassee shooting]]<br />
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<th style="background:#AD1519;">Restructured and lulzier pages are:</th><br />
<td style="background:#FABD00;">[[Jasmine Richardson]]→[[Barcelona Death Van 2017]]→[[Ben Moynihan]]<br />
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<th style="background:#AD1519;">Shit pages made are:</th><br />
<td style="background:#FABD00;">[[Xiaro]]→[[Philipp Fusz]]→[[Farda Gadirov]]→[[Misogynist terrorism]]→[[Daniil Zasorin]]<br />
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<th style="background:#AD1519;">Failed experiments patented by him and done by others are:</th><br />
<td style="background:#FABD00;">[[Kosta Kecmanović]](Made by [[User:Xv|Xv]])→[[Dimitris Patmanidis]](Made by [[User:OokamiLULZ|OokamiLULZ]])→[[Max Porta]](Made by [[User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy]])→ [[Template:ER]](Made by [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]])→[[Template:Columbine Copycat]](Made by [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]])→[[Template:Spanish]](Made by [[User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy]])→[[Template:GameJolt]](Made by [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]])→[[Template:764]](Made by [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]])<br />
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<th style="background:#AD1519;">Useful things to know when creating your page are:</th><br />
<td style="background:#FABD00;">[[User:Eldiperro/Miniflags]]→[[User:Eldiperro/Icons]]→[[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox]]→[[User:Eldiperro/Races]]→[[User:Eldiperro/Template Patents]]→[[User:Eldiperro/Races]]→[[User:Eldiperro/Nationality]]<br />
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=== Goals ===<br />
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These are my goals i have to complete this year or neither through all my service on [[ED]] or IRL:<br />
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* Be the EDitor who has edited the most times (including several or even [[Over 9000|thousands]] edits in one page) throughout the summer (June 21 to September 21) - Status: On course...<br />
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* Be memorable in the ED community - Status: On course (nearly a ~50% )...<br />
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* Being the Spaniard who stood out the most in ED - Status: {{Glowtext|Completed}}<br />
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* Be in ED as much as possible (not competitive, LOL) - Status: On course...<br />
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* Be happy, have a girlfriend and make love with her - Status: On course...<br />
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* Stop being a Trycel and start fucking flirting like a chad. - Status: On course (nearly a ~85%)...<br />
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* Have female friends - Status: {{Glowtext|Completed}}<br />
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[[File:Elliot GTA.jpg|thumb|center|350px|Most infamous GTA player]]<br />
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==Epic pages==<br />
* [[:Category:High Score Sections]]<br />
* [[High Score]]<br />
* [[User:Eldiperro/Miniflags]]<br />
===Playground of editions===<br />
* [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox]]<br />
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==Moar links==<br />
* {{Reddituser|ForcedMemeED|My Reddit}}<br />
* {{Steam|76561199508892255|Sonboly copycat style}}<br />
* {{Ytlink|6w6gxTUC8YM|Gay}}<br />
* [https://flasharch.com/es/archive/play/4a28eb9b057dd06244a1310ed09919a7 Let's be like [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]]] <br />
* {{Newgrounds|378086|Let's be like [[Cho Seung Hui|Cho]]}} <br />
* {{Archiveorg|dawson-college-massacre|Let's be like [[Kimveer Gill|Gill]]}}<br />
* {{GameJolt|trollhattan_school_stabbing/583878|Let's be like [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Anton]]}} <br />
* {{Archiveorg|NorthernIllinoisU_Massacre|Let's be like [[Stephen Kazmierczak|Stephen]]}}<br />
* {{GameJolt|massacre_at_santa_fe_high/558761|Let's be like [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis|Dimitrious]]}}<br />
* {{Archiveorg|jokela-high-massacre-flash|Let's be like [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Pekka]]}}<br />
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[[File:AndersonDrugs.jpg|thumb|left|500px|Brilliant!, you reached the bottom of his/my fucking user page.]]<br />
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{{Portuguese}}</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Arthur_Achleitner&diff=1928449Talk:Arthur Achleitner2025-07-23T15:22:28Z<p>Salvie: Created page with "i wont even bother to put a caption here cause im just tired but you can clearly tell a resentful cuckholic made this article geg, there is absolutely no proof of arthur being orthodox, yet magically hes some devouted OO who watched Mar Mari despite murder being condemned in all of christianity. btw, dont you know that apart from kissing nigger feet the pope was friends with patriarch bartholomew?"</p>
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<div>i wont even bother to put a caption here cause im just tired but you can clearly tell a resentful cuckholic made this article geg, there is absolutely no proof of arthur being orthodox, yet magically hes some devouted OO who watched Mar Mari despite murder being condemned in all of christianity. btw, dont you know that apart from kissing nigger feet the pope was friends with patriarch bartholomew?</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&diff=1915969High Score/Loserinfo2025-03-13T14:30:05Z<p>Salvie: /* Luca Traini */</p>
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<div>{{subpage|High Score}}<br />
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|style="padding:2px"|<center><big><b>Lose several iPods?</b></big></center><br/><center><b>This page contains several [[an hero|an heroes]].</b></center><br />
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} is chock-full of mediocre would-be [[mass shooting]] articles. You can help by writing sections on [[Columbine Copycats|boring edgelords that go postal]] here rather than [[Doing it wrong|making an entirely new article]] like [[AlGore]].</font></td></tr><br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Purinton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates Pajeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Inshallah, Pakistan has won!}}<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Jiverly Wong|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular.Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
</gallery><br />
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AntonioandEmilioI.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
<br />
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
<br />
Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
</Gallery><br />
</Center><br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
<br />
==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaCuckuyetim.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
<center><br />
<Gallery><br />
ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<br />
===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{frame|[[File:Westgate mall shooting Snapchat video.mp4|200px|center]]|margin=auto}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Dniproshooter.png|230px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--> <br />
<br />
On January 27, 2022, a [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[troll's remorse|called the police on himself for some reason]].<br />
<br />
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
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on April 23, 2024, it was official that Arteimy would be V& for life.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|5|5Injured|10|50% of targets takn down|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|1|Overshaddowed by the [[ukraine|war]] a month later lol|3|shot up a military facory|24|F-|No one cares}}<br />
<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Barend_strydom.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
<br />
He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
<br />
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
<br />
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
<br />
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
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He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
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In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Beau Wilson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
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== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
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The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
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===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
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===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
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File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Brandon Alonso ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Alonso'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexichango]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Attention whore|PLS GUYS IM REALLY BADASS PLS I'M SOO DARK AND TOUGH AND EDGY]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old [[Satan|Satanist]] [[Spic|Aryan]]-[[Mexican]] boy by the name of Brandon Alonso ([[Anonymous|surname unknown]] due to his status as a minor at the time) sperged out at his preparatory school in, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Alejandro_Galaviz|yet again]], Guadalajara. He managed to [[Fail|slightly injure]] 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how [[Retarded|badass]] he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you [[LOL|can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it]]. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next [[Hugo Jackson]]. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
=== Gallery ===<br />
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BrandonA.png|Next time, use that axe, like Gabriel and you'll get some kills you massive faggot.<br />
BrandonA0.png|Whitest nazi in [[Latin America|LATAM]]<br />
BrandonA1.png|Funny fact: He somehow managed to misspell the words "sieg", "heil", and "Fürher" under this pic's original tweet <br />
BrandonA2.png|You will never be a real Gabriel Galaviz. You have no axe. You have no knives.<br />
BrandonA3.png|Brandon's frist High Score attempt, [[Epic fail|scored 0]].<br />
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BrandonA5.png|[[An hero]]<br />
BrandonA6.png|Looking like a [[Retard|gangster]]<br />
BrandonA7.png|Notice that he had a stroke here.<br />
BrandonA8.png|[[Animal abuse|Killing mouses]]<br />
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BrandonAArsenal.png|His """arsenal""". Notice that he had that handsome axe, but instead he decided to use that useless hammer.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|[[Epic fail guy]]|0.5|Another spic who believes he's aryan|3|Some Mexican media covered it|0|FOTY nomenee|5|F-----------------------|Next time, use that fucking axe <br> This is an awful high score<br>I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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<br />
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
{{ib|[[File:EdmarFreitas.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
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8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EeroHiltunen.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
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File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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<br />
{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
<br />
==Federico Guevara Elizondo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FedericoGuevara.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fede Guevara'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexican]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie [[beaner]] known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, [[fail|but only managed to kill his teacher and injure 3 classmates]] before becoming [[an hero]] a few seconds later. His high score attempt was also so shitty that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later in the hospital.<br />
<br />
From what is known, he announced his plan on some autistic [[Failbook|Facebook]] groups and on [[Hispachan]], a spic knockoff of 4chan.<br />
<br />
The only notable thing about him is that he caused a lot of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]] on the Latin American internet at the time, but [[nobody cares]] anymore.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:FedeGuevaraBody.png|[[Goodnight, sweet prince]]<br />
File:TeacherBeaner.png|Pwnd teacher<br />
File:MexicanPwndStudent.png|Pwnd student<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:FedeGuevaraSchoolAd.jpg|"Teach your children to resolve conflicts fairly."<br />
File:HispachanFileGuevara.png|Hispachan post<br />
File:Fede Guevara hispachan.png<br />
File:Fede Guevara fb.png|Fede Guevara announcing he will shoot up his school on Facebook<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[File:FedeGuevaraShooting.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|3 injured|10|Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?|5|SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!|10|Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America|0|[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|An 11-year-old boy did it better]]|26|F|Shittiest Mexican shooter}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Alejandro.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexicunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (in prison)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}[[Gay|Gaybriel]] Assholeandro [[Gay|Gaylaviz]] was a 20-year-old spic and [[Suzano]] fanboy from [[Mexico|Beanerland]] who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first [[Elliot Rodger|incel attack]] in [[Beaners|Latinoamérica]]. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he first stabbed an unknown woman in a motel to death before making his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before [[Feminism|women's international day]], no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow [[Men|moid]] (he lived) before getting V& by the SpicPigs. <br />
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He also [[cringe|took pics with the classical '''SIEGE mask™''']], and uploaded it to his [[Failbook]], because that's what all the [[Lame|cool]] [[black|tr00 aryan]] [[school shooters]] wear.<br />
<br />
On August 7th, he decided that he wasn't about to spend the rest of his life getting gangraped by LOS ZETAS in prison, so he took [[An Hero|the easy way out]], gaining some minimal bonus points on the ranking below.<br />
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Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Federico_Guevara_Elizondo|competent]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|players]].<br />
{{GradedScore|3| Could be better. |15| 3 out of 4 ain't bad |5|Incel pwner, yawn, [[Elliot Rodger|been]] [[Alek Minassian|done]] [[Ben Moynihan|before]].|4|[[Mexico|Mexicunts]], [[United States|Amerikans]] and feminazis cared. The [[IRL|real world]] had other shit to worry about.|15|Obligatory bonus points for becoming An Hero + beating the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]]|42|D-|Next time, you ''USE A FUCKING GUN!!!''}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
<br />
=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
<br />
=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
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<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
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<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
<br />
==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
<br />
I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
<br />
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
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I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
<br />
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
<br />
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
<br />
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
<br />
GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
<br />
== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
<br />
=== Motive ===<br />
<br />
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[High Score/Loserinfo#Max Porta|Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
<br />
=== Payment day ===<br />
<br />
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[High Score/Loserinfo#Max Porta|Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
<br />
=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
<br />
=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
<br />
==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
<br />
Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|<youtube>rAAedxhpzC0</youtube><br><center>'''News report & weapons'''</center><br />
|<youtube>pvgjbDT8d0M</youtube><br><center>'''Fucking embarrasing'''</center><br />
|<youtube>LJ1Abkz05Hk</youtube><br><center>'''Moar'''</center><br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}<br />
|}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
</gallery><br />
[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
<gallery perrow="4"><br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
<br />
===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
<br />
== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Ivan Arancibia.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
<br />
Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JacksonMwanza.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
<br />
===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
<br />
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
<br />
===Misc===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==John R. Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:John Lyons outside Nick's house.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
<br />
Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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<br />
===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
<br><br />
<center><br />
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
===Loadout===<br />
<center><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
|<br />
*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
<center>[[Image:Archer.png|center|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
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*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JosephCouch.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JosiahLyons.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JuanMedina.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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<gallery><br />
Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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<br />
== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
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Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
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===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birthdate:'''|31st March, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Deathdate:'''|30th August, 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 kills, 15 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
===The shooting===<br />
====Loadout====<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
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===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
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*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Max Porta==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2002}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|1 kill, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Max Porta C.''', was a spaniard [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old student]] who on [[Columbine|April 20]] 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, [[Spain]], with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the [[BOOBIES!!|b00bs]]. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are [[Doing it wrong|doing so much pain]]!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but [[David Sonboly|David]] Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to [[Waaaambulance|cry]]. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than [[Couch Cuck|the couch cuck]].<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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MaxPevilmeme.jpeg|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.<br />
Max porta.png|Staring into your soul<br />
MaxPortaHockey.jpg|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain|dago]] [[Police|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous<br />
AbelMartinez.jpg|Alive<br />
MPBody.jpg|Dead<br />
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</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1||6|Could you aim your machete to the neck?|10|Trolling with a crossbow|11|[[Europe|UE]] had news coverage about it.|20|For being first big troll in a [[Spain|Dagoland]] sk00l|48|C|Why do you use a crossbow?Also, [[DO IT FAGGOT|AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE]], you idiot!!}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Lower Range Policia Nacional}}<br />
===External links===<br />
{{Twitter|maxporta13|Fake Max's twitter}}<br><br />
{{Wikilink|Barcelona_school_killing|ToW's coverage}}<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
<br />
{{ib|[[File:MurylloM.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
<br />
==Myles Sanderson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Myles Sanderson.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
<br />
==Pere Puig==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PerePuig.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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<br />
==Petter Kyvik==<br />
{{ib|[[File:PetterKristianKyvik.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
<br />
===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
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In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
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Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
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He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
<br />
=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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<br />
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
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===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
<br />
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
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At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
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== Sascha I. ==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
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=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
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</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
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== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
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</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
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==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
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Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
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Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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NHSaftermath.jpg| The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SigurbjörnIngiÞorvaldsson.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
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'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
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'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Columbine|Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 16 before [[An Hero|An Heroing]] in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary<br />
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
TristanNormal.jpeg<br />
Nazitristan.jpg<br />
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
Raregunphoto.jpeg<br />
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
{{ib|[[File:UrosBlazic.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
File:Urosblazic2.jpg<br />
File:Urosblazic1.jpg<br />
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</center><br />
{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|3|}}<br />
==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
{{ib|[[File:VadimMiloshevsky.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:VadimV&.jpg|Vadim is [[V&]] <br />
File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
File:ZaniarV&.png<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{gun control}}<br />
{{anheroes}}<br />
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.<br />
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[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]<br />
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==Abel Klemmensen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abel Klemmensen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGreenland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.<br />
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Adam Labus==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Labus'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.<br />
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero<br />
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===What happened?===<br />
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.<br />
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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== Adam Purinton ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Adam Purinton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistani]]-[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPakistan.png|link=Pakistan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Airplane|Air traffic controller]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]|[[loser|killed 1]], injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[God Hates Fags|God Hates Pajeets]]<br>[[Pakistan|Pakistani nationalism]]}}<br />
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On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.<br />
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*'''Primary''': [[Spic|Taurus PT111]] pistol<br />
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*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Christian<br />
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.<br />
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* '''3x damage to evil Indian infidels'''<br />
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked<br />
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack<br />
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack<br />
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Inshallah, Pakistan has won!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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== Albert Gut ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:AlbertGut.png|250px]] <br> '''The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme Mogger]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Albert Gut'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Polack]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png|link=Poland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 0, injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (tried)}}<br />
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On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.<br />
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[[File:AlbertStabbingScene.mp4|thumb|center|500px|Crime Scene]]<br />
=== Gallery and Rant ===<br />
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AlbertGuts.png|[[Chad]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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== Alen Rizvan Rizvanović ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Allenrizvan.png|280px]]<br>}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''bbno$'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Austrian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Serb food]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 23, 2023 (aged {{age|1989|12|12}}-{{age|1989|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|killed 4, injured 36}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Jiverly Wong|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}<br />
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular.Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Alexander Koryakov==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlexanderKoryakov.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alexander Koryakov'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''| [[Latvia|Latvian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Alfonso Lama G.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AlfonsoLamaoldphoto.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Alfonso Lama G.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic|Spanish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}<br />
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]<br />
===THE SHOOTING===<br />
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.<br />
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AlfonsoLama.jpeg<br />
AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso<br />
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror<br />
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]<br />
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting<br />
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!<br />
File:Alfonsoinaction03.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction02.png <br />
File:Alfonsoinaction.png <br />
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Angel Granados-Diaz==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Angel Granados-Diaz.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Angel Granados-Diaz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|0 killed, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}<br />
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.<br />
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.<br />
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|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center><br />
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Anthony McRae==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AnthonyMcRae.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anthony Dwayne McRae'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
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Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.<br />
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<center><youtube>T-vZAZeB2FQ</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:AntonioandEmilioI.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Antonio Izquierdo(left) <br> Emilio Izquierdo (right)'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dagos]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 12 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op }}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}<br />
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village. <br />
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=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===<br />
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&. <br />
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Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.<br />
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On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
{{morphquote|Puerto Hurraco Trolling||font-weight; bold<br />
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan<br />
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}<br />
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene<br />
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&<br />
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again<br />
AIV&2.png|Another look<br />
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]<br />
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning<br />
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]<br />
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Arda [[Cuck|Küçükyetim]]==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Küçükyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 2, 2006 ({{age|2006|5|2}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.<br />
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===Gallery of the fail===<br />
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<Gallery><br />
ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image<br />
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero<br />
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?<br />
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted<br />
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him<br />
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]<br />
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]<br />
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]<br />
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal<br />
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.<br />
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]<br />
</Gallery><br />
</center><br />
[[File:ArdaGameplayFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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===Trolling Arda===<br />
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:<br />
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# Arda Cuckuyetim<br />
# Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda [[Couch Cuck|Cuck]] [[You|U]] [[Yeti|Yetim]]<br />
# Arda Küçük[[gay]][[Team Fortress 2|team]]<br />
# Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim<br />
# Arda Cuck can't get it.<br />
# Arda *Unintelligible*<br />
# Skreewie Griffin<br />
# Stewie Küçükyetim<br />
# What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Alid288.jpg|200px]]|Sonboly mafia}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|2024_Eskisehir_mosque_stabbing|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|H9mAw|VidLii account}}<br />
*{{steamid|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{telegram|skreewie|skreewie}}<br />
*{{archive|Yrx0i|Kick account}}<br />
*[https://character.ai/profile/skreewie Character.ai account]<br />
*{{ghostarchive|cUJmi|TikTok account}}<br />
*{{archive|s8oHx|YouTube account}}<br />
<br />
==Armando Hernandez Jr==<br />
<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Dniproshooter.png|230px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Artemiy Riabchuk'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ukraine|Khoholstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 2001 (aged {{age|2001|12|12}} / {{age|2001|1|1}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier ([[Banned|not anymore, lol]])}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 5, Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[V&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--> <br />
<br />
On January 27, 2022, a [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[troll's remorse|called the police on himself for some reason]].<br />
<br />
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].<br />
<br />
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Arteimy would be V& for life.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|5|5Injured|10|50% of targets takn down|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|1|Overshaddowed by the [[ukraine|war]] a month later lol|3|shot up a military facory|24|F-|No one cares}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Nafothing.png|200px]]|[[NAFO|N.A.F.O]]}}<br />
<br />
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.<br />
<br />
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s><br />
<br />
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b> <br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/207005565/austin-wyatt-rollins FindaGrave]<br />
==Babby Ndombe Opetu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Babby Ndombe Opetu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Babby Ndombe Opetu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Cd.gif]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|13 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
== Bahram Jeshanpur ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Bahramjeshanpur.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bahram Jeshanpur'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1994}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 17, 2024 (aged 30)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iran|Iranian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces. <br />
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}<br />
{{Wanted|4}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}<br />
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]<br />
<br />
== Barend Strydom ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:Barend_strydom.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barend Strydom'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[South Africa|South African]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 15, 1965 ({{age|1965|7|15}} years)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|8 Killed, 16 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Dylann Roof|Niggerphobia]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].<br />
<br />
He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.<br />
<br />
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].<br />
<br />
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].<br />
<br />
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.<br />
<br />
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}<br />
<br />
On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].<br />
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<center><br />
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|<youtube>vib6oy3DpTE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center><br />
|<youtube>-zqQTIe7a-g</youtube> <br> <center>'''FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.'''</center><br />
}}|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
===See Also===<br />
*[[Payton Gendron]], [[Dylann Roof]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Luca Traini|Luca Traini]] - Fellow Nigganihilators.<br />
*[[South Africa|Suid-Afrika]] - Where ze shit went dawn.<br />
<br />
==Barry Loukaitis==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Barry Loukaitis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Barry Dale Loukaitis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life. <br />
<br />
In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Beau Wilson==<br />
{{ib|[[File:BeauWilson2.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beau Wilson'''}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2004}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 15, 2023 (aged 18)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 6}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.<br />
===Wrestling Career===<br />
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]<br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2023_Farmington,_New_Mexico_shooting|On TOW}}<br />
*[https://heavy.com/news/beau-wilson/ '''Fun facts from heavy.com''']<br />
<br />
== Ben Jebir ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|</big>'''Ben Jebir'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisia|Jewnisian]]&nbsp;[[File:Tunisia_miniflag.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1957}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 25, 1985 (aged 28)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|Killed 12, Injured 0}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.<br />
=== Life ===<br />
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.<br />
<br />
The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]<br />
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]<br />
<br />
==Bjørn-Edvard Rones==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]/[[File:MiniflagNordland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
===Life before===<br />
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.<br />
<br />
===The stabbing===<br />
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.<br />
<br />
===Aftermath===<br />
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.<br />
<br />
===Release===<br />
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.<br />
<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}<br />
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}<br />
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
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File:BEARR1.jpg<br />
File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!<br />
File:BearrScene.png|Popo at the scene.<br />
File:BEARRKnife1.jpg|The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.<br />
File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!<br />
File:BEARR23.jpg<br />
File:Bearr8.jpg|Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, [https://www.nrk.no/nordland/fengslene-i-nord-bruker-sikkerhetsceller-minst-1.16229803 chilling in prison].<br />
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Brandon Alonso ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Alonso'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexichango]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Attention whore|PLS GUYS IM REALLY BADASS PLS I'M SOO DARK AND TOUGH AND EDGY]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old [[Satan|Satanist]] [[Spic|Aryan]]-[[Mexican]] boy by the name of Brandon Alonso ([[Anonymous|surname unknown]] due to his status as a minor at the time) sperged out at his preparatory school in, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Alejandro_Galaviz|yet again]], Guadalajara. He managed to [[Fail|slightly injure]] 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how [[Retarded|badass]] he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you [[LOL|can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it]]. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next [[Hugo Jackson]]. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.<br />
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|[[File:BrandonCCTVFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />'''3rd person view'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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BrandonA.png|Next time, use that axe, like Gabriel and you'll get some kills you massive faggot.<br />
BrandonA0.png|Whitest nazi in [[Latin America|LATAM]]<br />
BrandonA1.png|Funny fact: He somehow managed to misspell the words "sieg", "heil", and "Fürher" under this pic's original tweet <br />
BrandonA2.png|You will never be a real Gabriel Galaviz. You have no axe. You have no knives.<br />
BrandonA3.png|Brandon's frist High Score attempt, [[Epic fail|scored 0]].<br />
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BrandonA5.png|[[An hero]]<br />
BrandonA6.png|Looking like a [[Retard|gangster]]<br />
BrandonA7.png|Notice that he had a stroke here.<br />
BrandonA8.png|[[Animal abuse|Killing mouses]]<br />
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BrandonAArsenal.png|His """arsenal""". Notice that he had that handsome axe, but instead he decided to use that useless hammer.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|[[Epic fail guy]]|0.5|Another spic who believes he's aryan|3|Some Mexican media covered it|0|FOTY nomenee|5|F-----------------------|Next time, use that fucking axe <br> This is an awful high score<br>I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
<br />
== Chad DeSoto ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:ChadDeSoto.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chad DeSoto'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 28, 1991 ({{age|1991|10|28}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Guaman]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGuam.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 11}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.<br />
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The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.<br />
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=== Graded Score === <br />
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Deion Patterson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Deion Patterson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!<br />
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In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years. <br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]<br />
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]<br />
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW<br />
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]<br />
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.<br />
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Douglas Araya==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Douglas Araya'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1972}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 3, 2005 (aged 32)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Costa Rica|Coconut Nigga]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 kills, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player mode}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.<br />
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===Rant===<br />
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Dylan Butler==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Jesse Butler'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.<br />
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Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:DylanButlerNowWeWait.png|Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.<br />
File:DylanButlerCowboy.png<br />
File:DylanButlerPostal.png|Cosplaying as [[Postal 2|Postal Dude]].<br />
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</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)<br />
*[https://www.caldwellparrish.com/obituaries/Dylan-Butler?obId=30315786 Obituary]<br />
*[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/dylan-butler-obituary?id=54073813 Obituary with comments]<br />
*[https://spacehey.com/dylansaywhat dylansaywhat] {{Archive|jr9xv}} - SpaceHey<br />
*[https://open.spotify.com/user/asmrdylan21 dylansaywhat] {{Archive|naTks}} - Spotify<br />
*{{Archive|YChLe|dylansaywhat212}} - Twitter (View the tweets [https://archive.today/https://nitter.privacydev.net/dylansaywhat212* here] or [https://archive.today/https://twitter.com/dylansaywhat212* here])<br />
*{{Archive|4T22j|Dylanpickle1996}} - Reddit<br />
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==Edmar Aparecido Freitas==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Edmar Aparecido Freitas'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.<br />
===THE FAILURE===<br />
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.<br />
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He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head. <br />
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Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].<br />
===[[Why|Motive]]===<br />
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].<br />
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=== Confirmed Possessions ===<br />
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]<br />
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8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]<br />
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3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.<br />
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=== Gallery & Rant ===<br />
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File:Edmarlanza.jpg| Edmar in his rural house<br />
File:Edmar2.jpg <br />
File:EdmarFatFuck.png<br />
File:EdmarLanza.png| Does his cold expression sounds familiar?<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Eero Hiltunen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Eero Samuli Hiltunen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 8 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.<br />
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Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.<br />
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After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later. <br />
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File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.<br />
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)<br />
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero<br />
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.<br />
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
==Evita [[Columbine|Kolmonen]]==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:EvitaK.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Evita Kolmonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Epic Fail|0 killed, 0 injured]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/462222562/ /pol/ thread 1]<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/461973550/ /pol/ thread 2]<br />
*[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/195101844/ /int/ thread] (derailed almost immediately by [[Weeaboos|Finns]] discussing [[lolicon|anime]])<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050301 Finnish forum thread 1] {{archive|t3DHI}}<br />
*[https://ylilauta.org/rikokset/133050631 Finnish forum thread 2] {{archive|v8XI6}}<br />
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/141268/finnish-girl-made-a-school-shooting WPD thread] {{archive|9gNnn}}<br />
*[https://archive.today/BWRTa Her Instagram @evitaaaw] {{wayback|https://www.picuki.com/profile/evitaaaw|20240316171804|title=(Wayback Machine)}}<br />
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File:Evita manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Evita manifesto.pdf|Finn's fanfic (manifesto)]]<br />
File:Evita WOW SO COOL.jpg|Edgy<br />
File:Evita im so badass.jpg|Look at me guis LOL<br />
File:Evita gun.png<br />
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File:Evita another dose of edge.jpg<br />
File:Evita larping.png|LARPing<br />
File:Evita super soldier.jpg<br />
File:Evita shooting practice.png|Years of academy training wasted!<br />
File:PoliceEvita.jpeg|Evita's pig Cosplay<br />
File:Evita messing around 1.jpg|"This will be used to make a change."<br />
File:Evita messing around 2.jpg|"I think it's beautiful."<br />
File:Evita terrifying.jpg|A mass shooter in the making<br />
File:Evita talvisota.jpg<br />
File:Evita's boomer car selfie.jpg|Boomer car selfie<br />
File:Evita another seflie.jpg|Another selfie<br />
File:Evita yet another selfie.jpg|[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|How many do you need, woman??]]<br />
File:Evita Side.jpg|[[STOP POSTING]] <br />
File:Evita court dox.jpg|Court documents<br />
File:EvitaSpotify.jpg|Slut's Spotify<br />
File:EvitaIG.jpg|Slut's Instagram<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 1.jpg<br />
File:Evita Instagram large 2.jpg<br />
File:Evita funeral or smth.jpg|Evita wearing black<br />
File:Evita BLACKED.jpg|Evita getting [[BLACKED]]<br />
File:Evita Dress.jpg|How she sees herself<br />
File:Evita Dress lol.jpg|[[Rule 34|How the internet sees her]]<br />
File:Evita hawt.jpg|What we all hoped to see<br />
File:Evita doggo.jpg|You lucky dog<br />
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{| style="margin: 0 auto"<br />
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''<br />
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''<br />
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''<br />
}}|border=black|background=lightgray}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:DogCatcher.jpeg|128px]]|customdesc=Dog Catcher}}<br />
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==Federico Guevara Elizondo==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FedericoGuevara.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fede Guevara'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexican]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie [[beaner]] known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, [[fail|but only managed to kill his teacher and injure 3 classmates]] before becoming [[an hero]] a few seconds later. His high score attempt was also so shitty that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later in the hospital.<br />
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From what is known, he announced his plan on some autistic [[Failbook|Facebook]] groups and on [[Hispachan]], a spic knockoff of 4chan.<br />
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The only notable thing about him is that he caused a lot of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]] on the Latin American internet at the time, but [[nobody cares]] anymore.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery><br />
File:FedeGuevaraBody.png|[[Goodnight, sweet prince]]<br />
File:TeacherBeaner.png|Pwnd teacher<br />
File:MexicanPwndStudent.png|Pwnd student<br />
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:FedeGuevaraSchoolAd.jpg|"Teach your children to resolve conflicts fairly."<br />
File:HispachanFileGuevara.png|Hispachan post<br />
File:Fede Guevara hispachan.png<br />
File:Fede Guevara fb.png|Fede Guevara announcing he will shoot up his school on Facebook<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
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[[File:FedeGuevaraShooting.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|1|3 injured|10|Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?|5|SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!|10|Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America|0|[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|An 11-year-old boy did it better]]|26|F|Shittiest Mexican shooter}}<br />
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{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Fekadu Nasha==<br />
{{ib|[[File:FekaduAndGirl.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fekadu Nasha'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ethiopian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Dead Fekadu.jpg|Game Over<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}<br />
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{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Gabriel Alejandro.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexicunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (in prison)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}[[Gay|Gaybriel]] Assholeandro [[Gay|Gaylaviz]] was a 20-year-old spic and [[Suzano]] fanboy from [[Mexico|Beanerland]] who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first [[Elliot Rodger|incel attack]] in [[Beaners|Latinoamérica]]. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he first stabbed an unknown woman in a motel to death before making his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before [[Feminism|women's international day]], no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow [[Men|moid]] (he lived) before getting V& by the SpicPigs. <br />
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He also [[cringe|took pics with the classical '''SIEGE mask™''']], and uploaded it to his [[Failbook]], because that's what all the [[Lame|cool]] [[black|tr00 aryan]] [[school shooters]] wear.<br />
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On August 7th, he decided that he wasn't about to spend the rest of his life getting gangraped by LOS ZETAS in prison, so he took [[An Hero|the easy way out]], gaining some minimal bonus points on the ranking below.<br />
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Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Federico_Guevara_Elizondo|competent]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|players]].<br />
{{GradedScore|3| Could be better. |15| 3 out of 4 ain't bad |5|Incel pwner, yawn, [[Elliot Rodger|been]] [[Alek Minassian|done]] [[Ben Moynihan|before]].|4|[[Mexico|Mexicunts]], [[United States|Amerikans]] and feminazis cared. The [[IRL|real world]] had other shit to worry about.|15|Obligatory bonus points for becoming An Hero + beating the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]]|42|D-|Next time, you ''USE A FUCKING GUN!!!''}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
<br />
== Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Castiglioni.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|'''BRA'''zilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]<br />
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=== A Masacre ===<br />
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]<br />
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].<br />
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=== Os Mortos ===<br />
* '''Selena Zagrillo''', 12 [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos''', 48 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara''', 45 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
* '''Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo''', 38 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|20px]]<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
=== A Galleria da [[Ara Ara|Ara]][[Nikolas Cruz|cruz]] ===<br />
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<center><br />
[[File:Arazcruz.mp4|700px]]<br />
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<gallery perrow = "4"><br />
NaziGabriel.jpg|Average 2022- shooter<br />
CatiglioniCar.jpg|Oh my god it's [[The Supreme Gentleman]]<br />
Castiglioni_meme.jpg|[[Cringe|12-year-old fangirl meme]]<br />
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]<br />
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay<br />
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]<br />
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2|}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}<br />
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}<br />
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==Geir Kaldahl==<br />
{{ib|[[File:GeirKaldahl1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Geir Kaldahl'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]<br />
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.<br />
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After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Genildo Ferreira de França==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:GenildoWithGun.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways. <br />
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He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.<br />
<br />
===Suicide Note===<br />
<pre><br />
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.<br />
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.<br />
<br />
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.<br />
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I stop here because I can't go on.<br />
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I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.<br />
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I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.<br />
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It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.<br />
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I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.<br />
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Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.<br />
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GOODBYE<br />
<br />
TO<br />
<br />
EVERYONE<br />
<br />
Signed Jenildo<br />
</pre><br />
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/110802067/genildo-ferreira-de_franca FindaGrave]<br />
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== Guilherme Reis ==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Guilherme Reis.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.<br />
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=== Motive ===<br />
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Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[High Score/Loserinfo#Max Porta|Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.<br />
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=== Payment day ===<br />
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On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[High Score/Loserinfo#Max Porta|Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.<br />
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=== Media and rant ===<br />
[[File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|750px|center]]<br />
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<gallery><br />
GuilhermeReisEdit.jpg|[[Cringe|Good]] edit<br />
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
<br />
==Glenn Litton==<br />
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{{Ib|[[File:Glenn-Litton-Retard.jpg|220px]] <br> '''The [[Adam Lanza|pedophile looking shooter]]'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Glenn Litton'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1968}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 2024 (aged 56)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|White Trash]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero|Ragequit]]?'''|Hell yeah}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|#FreePalestine}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.<br />
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=== Gayllery and rant ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
HumpLitton.jpg|That hump of gaymer<br />
Glenn_Dead.jpeg|Another angle<br />
GlennAnHero.png|Same victims as the [[Couch Cuck]], worse score than him, [[Suicide|same method of evading justice]]<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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<br />
{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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==Hasnain Anwar Warekar==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:HasnainAnwarWarekar.png|220px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hasnain Anwar Warekar'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|1981}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 28, 2016 (aged 35)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[India|Indian]] [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|14 Killed, 1 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.<br />
=== The massacre ===<br />
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.<br />
=== But why? ===<br />
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:<br />
*Finacial debt<br />
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened<br />
*Mental illness<br />
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].<br />
=== Graded score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Henrique Lira Trad==<br />
{{ib|[[File:HenriqueTradEmoFaggot.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Henrique Lira Trad'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].<br />
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Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Henri.jpg|Evolved from [[emo]] to [[goth]]<br />
File:Henri-GAY.png|Looking like a [[tranny]]<br />
File:EDGELORD1488.png|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|EDGELORD1488]]<br />
File:Henrique Pose.png|[[Timur Bekmansurov|Seem]] [[Jonathan Sapirman|familiar]]?<br />
File:Wtf even is this.png|Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 1.png|The set up<br />
File:Henrique Arsenal 2.png|No way... is that... [[LOLWUT|pepperspray]]?<br />
File:Henrique Rushing School.png|[[GOGOGOGO|The attack!]]<br />
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[[File:A few moments later.png|300px]]<br />
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File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]<br />
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison<br />
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame<br />
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!<br />
File:Failed Shooter.png|<br />
File:Hen-freak-que.png|<br />
File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}<br />
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{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]<br />
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== Iván Arancibia Navarro ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Iván Arancibia Navarro'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile]]an &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link=Chile]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]]. <br />
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Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Jackson Mwanza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jackson Mwanza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Zambia|Tsambian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link=Zambia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 kills, 3 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.<br />
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===Shooting===<br />
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]<br />
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Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.<br />
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===Misc===<br />
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JMMeme.png|What everyone was supposed to see on [[Columbine|Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary]] that day<br />
JMDead.png|What everyone saw that day<br />
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===RANT===<br />
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
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==John R. Lyons==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John R. Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by police}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.<br />
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Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].<br />
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===Murder spree===<br />
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.<br />
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{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X<br />
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.<br />
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Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.<br />
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===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': .22LR Pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. '''+10-25 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Crossbow<br />
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*A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. '''+8-15 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Tertiary''': Incendiary Devices<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|center|140px]]</center><br />
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*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2}}<br />
<center>[[File:John Lyons gameplay meme.mp4|500px]]<br />
'''Gameplay recording'''<br />
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== Jonathan Bragundi ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:JonathanBragundi.jpeg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Bragundi'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Uruguay|Uru'''GAY'''uan]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUruguay.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1994 (aged {{age|1994|12|12}}-{{age|1994|01|01}})}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|3 Killed}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.<br />
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=== Loadout ===<br />
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|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Glock 17<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]<br />
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*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Mental retardation|Special Boy]]<br />
[[Image:Dera.jpg|center|100px]]<br />
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*Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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===Victims===<br />
The epically pwnend were:<br />
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''<br />
*'''Alex Guillenea'''<br />
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''<br />
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].<br />
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===External links===<br />
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''<br />
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==Jori Juhani Lasonen==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jori Juhani Lasonen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Finnish]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link=Finland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 0 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
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===External links===<br />
*[https://www.chess.com/fi/member/jorijuhanilasonen Chess.com profile]<br />
*{{Twitter|lasonen|His Twitter}}<br />
*[https://eestinen.fi/2017/08/soome-noormees-tulistas-kolme-inimest-selleks-et-vanglasse-paaseda/jori-lasonen/ Some other profile]<br />
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==José Marimon Carles==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''José Marimon Carles'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}<br />
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]<br />
===Matanza===<br />
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.<br />
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]<br />
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=== Galería ===<br />
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JMCHunter.jpeg|The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.<br />
DeadJMC.png|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]<br />
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}<br />
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Guardia Civil'''</span><br />
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==Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]]==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JosephCouch.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Joseph Couch'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 8}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].<br />
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===The Man===<br />
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.<br />
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===Attempt===<br />
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].<br />
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===Great Escape===<br />
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].<br />
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===Minecraft Manhunt===<br />
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}<br />
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{{Wanted|4}}<br />
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===External Links===<br />
*{{Wikilink|Interstate_75_Kentucky_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
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==Josiah Lyons==<br />
{{ib|[[File:JosiahLyons.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josiah Lyons'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 0, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.<br />
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This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].<br />
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On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.<br />
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===Punishment===<br />
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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===See Also===<br />
*[[Colt Gray]] - Better 14-year-old school shooter.<br />
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Steven Kazmierczak]] - Best Illinois school shooter.<br />
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==Juan Medina Gordillo==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juan Medina Gordillo'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Anger over a report}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.<br />
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===La Masacre===<br />
27th November, 1996.<br />
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}<br />
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{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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== Karst Roeland Tates ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KarstRoelandTates.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Karst Roeland Tates'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dutch|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1971}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 1, 2009 (aged 38)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, Injured 10}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.<br />
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One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|5}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
{{wikilink|2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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==Kevin Neal==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Kevin Janson Neal mugshot Tehama County Sheriffs Office.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kevin Janson Neal'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet. <br />
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After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.<br />
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Rancho Tehama shooter house.jpg|The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.<br />
Kevin and wife.jpg|Someone actually married this psychopath.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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==Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen==<br />
{{ib|[[ File:Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greenland|Inuit]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|Greenland]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.<br />
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File:Kunuunnguaqhorrorhouse.jpg|The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.<br />
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Kujtim Fejzulai ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:KujtimFejzulai.png|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Sand nigger|"Austrian"]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|4 Killed, 23 Injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.<br />
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].<br />
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.<br />
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|<youtube>eZnqcB2xnek</youtube> <br> <center>'''GTA Online: Austria Edition'''</center><br />
|<youtube>8gR6qsb4J7k</youtube> <br> <center>'''Paki TV reports about it'''</center><br />
|<youtube>hw6SFzNuKMQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''2023 Trial'''</center><br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{Wikilink|2020_Vienna_attack|TOW Coverage}}<br />
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<br />
== Lee Hung-yuan ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Nantoushooter.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lee Hung-yuan'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Taiwan|真正的中国男孩]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 kills, 1 injury}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player, Easy mode*}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Asking for it|got the death penalty lol]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal|Soyence dispute]], [[Atheism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
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[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Armaments Bureau T75<br />
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM92Pistol.png|70px]]</center><br />
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*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Atheism]]<br />
[[File:Fedora icon.png|70px]]<br />
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*Double damage against [[Christfags]].<br />
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|}<br />
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}} <br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lev and Alexander.jpg |250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (they tried)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.<br />
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.<br />
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===The Stabbing===<br />
[[File:CrimeSceneLevAndAlexander.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|The fail scene]]<br />
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]<br />
File:Unfunart.jpg |Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding<br />
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&<br />
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg <br />
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe<br />
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face<br />
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all<br />
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts<br />
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===Graded score===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Longo Dhendonga==<br />
{{ib|[[File:LongoDhendonga.jpeg|250px]] <br> '''Irony'''}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Longo Dhendonga'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Congo|Doctor Congo]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.<br />
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]<br />
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Ľubomír Harman==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Lubomir.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ľubomír Harman'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Birthdate:'''|31st March, 1962}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Deathdate:'''|30th August, 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovak]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 kills, 15 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.<br />
===Ľubomír's life===<br />
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Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.<br />
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On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.<br />
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===The Rampage===<br />
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.<br />
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=== Gallery and Graded Score ===<br />
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme<br />
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice<br />
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend<br />
LubomirDrinkCircle.png<br />
Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo<br />
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed<br />
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom<br />
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually<br />
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory<br />
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround<br />
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here<br />
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]<br />
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced<br />
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card<br />
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it<br />
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]<br />
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|<youtube>zW7fQsoSyHM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gameplay Footage'''</center><br />
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{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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=== Lulz Sources ===<br />
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[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]<br />
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==Luca Traini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Luca tranny.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Luca [[tranny|Traini]]'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Italy|Wop]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no. [[Win|V& for 12 years]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Racism|Anti jogger activism]]}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!<br />
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After 7 goddamn years in the slammer, after being raped incessantly by Bubba, after Troll's Remorse, he is now finally free from the jailcell and roaming the shitty streets of Italy. Good job, faggot, try to redo this again.<br />
===The shooting======Loadout====<br />
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock18.png|center|140px]]<br />
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*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]<br />
<center>[[Image:angry nig.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].<br />
===Ban tactical assault politicians===<br />
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.<br />
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
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TrainiGrazzie.jpg<br />
TrainiHitman.jpeg<br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}<br />
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=== C Also ===<br />
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* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing<br />
* [[Dylann Roof]]<br />
* [[Payton Gendron]]<br />
* [[Ryan Palmeter]]<br />
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==Marek Nowak==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marek Nowak'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Poland|Pole]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|0 dead]], 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.<br />
===The shooting===<br />
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.<br />
===Motive===<br />
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.<br />
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{{GradedScore|0| |0|Fail|2|Columbine copycat|2|Poland crazed about 3 days|0|Fuck you|4|F------------|[[Sebastian Bosse]]'s schizophrenic son}}<br />
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==Master Phasid Trutassanawin==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Master Phasid Trutassanawin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21st, 2009}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&<br />
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===Lulzfest===<br />
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.<br />
===Investigation===<br />
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.<br />
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
{{cg|Thai Schizo's Gallery|STFU|center|<gallery><br />
File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''<br />
File:Phrasid Deescord.png| Discord<br />
File:PhasidGlock.png| The gun<br />
File:PhasidGameplay.png|Gameplay footage<br />
File:PhasidGameplay1.png <br />
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File:PrasidV&.jpg |Phasid is V&<br />
File:PhasidInterrogation.png|Phasid getting interrogated<br />
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]<br />
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID<br />
</gallery>|}}<br />
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===High Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===See Also===<br />
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score<br />
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score<br />
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==Mattias Flink==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mattias Flink'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]<br />
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].<br />
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Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. <br />
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After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Mauricio Martinez Garcia==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 24, 1989}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 6, 2023 (aged 33)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (killed by police)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Munich Massacre|Muddy Nazi]]}}<br />
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'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!<br />
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[[File:Mauricio Garcia Fakk U!.jpg|center|500px|thumb|Fakk U!]]<br />
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'''External Links'''<br />
*<s>[https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166 His ok.ru profile]</s> Shoa'd<br />
**(Archived: {{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166}} {{archive|6uHFl}})<br />
**{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/*||title=Browse statuses}}<br />
*{{archiveorg|okru-psycovision5|PsycoVision 5 Archive}}<br />
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|[[File:AllenTexasMallShooring.mp4|750px]]<br />
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|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}<br />
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{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Max Porta==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2002}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|1 kill, 4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Max Porta C.''', was a spaniard [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old student]] who on [[Columbine|April 20]] 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, [[Spain]], with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the [[BOOBIES!!|b00bs]]. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are [[Doing it wrong|doing so much pain]]!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but [[David Sonboly|David]] Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to [[Waaaambulance|cry]]. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than [[Couch Cuck|the couch cuck]].<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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MaxPevilmeme.jpeg|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.<br />
Max porta.png|Staring into your soul<br />
MaxPortaHockey.jpg|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain|dago]] [[Police|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous<br />
AbelMartinez.jpg|Alive<br />
MPBody.jpg|Dead<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1||6|Could you aim your machete to the neck?|10|Trolling with a crossbow|11|[[Europe|UE]] had news coverage about it.|20|For being first big troll in a [[Spain|Dagoland]] sk00l|48|C|Why do you use a crossbow?Also, [[DO IT FAGGOT|AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE]], you idiot!!}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Lower Range Policia Nacional}}<br />
===External links===<br />
{{Twitter|maxporta13|Fake Max's twitter}}<br><br />
{{Wikilink|Barcelona_school_killing|ToW's coverage}}<br />
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== Muryllo Martins ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Muryllo Martins'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2010}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazil|BRAzilian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!<br />
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{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber<br />
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.<br />
MurylloMartins2.png<br />
MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?<br />
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.<br />
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</center><br />
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=== Rant ===<br />
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{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}<br />
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}<br />
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==Myles Sanderson==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Myles Brandon Sanderson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Injun]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|11 dead, 18 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}<br />
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.<br />
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3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?<br />
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{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
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==Nathaniel Jouett==<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}<br />
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This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}<br />
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{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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==Nicolae Lungu==<br />
{{ib|[[File:NicolaeLungu.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicolae Lungu'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Gypsy|Romanian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRomania.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player, Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.<br />
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Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.<br />
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{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:COA-Politia_Romana.png|128px]]|customdesc=Poliția Română}}<br />
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==Pere Puig==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Pere Puig Puntí'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spain|Dago]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering<br />
===La Masacre de Olot===<br />
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.<br />
===Citados y Galeria===<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy<br />
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation<br />
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho<br />
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:PereMugshot.jpg<br />
File:PereV&.jpg<br />
File:PereGameplay.jpeg|Pere in action<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
===La puntuanción===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Policia Nacional}}<br />
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==Petter Kyvik==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Petter Kristian Kyvik'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes. <br />
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===Investigation===<br />
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.<br />
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===Aftermath===<br />
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.<br />
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Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.<br />
<br />
In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
== Rafael Solich ==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|250px]]}}{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rafael Solich'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentina|Argie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 5 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, FPS}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, no}}<br />
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place. <br />
<br />
Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while. <br />
<br />
He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].<br />
===Loadout===<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Primary''': Browning Pistol<br />
<center>[[Image:GTA4Icons44Pistol.png|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
* daddy's Navy-supplied handgun '''17-24 Damage'''<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 1''': Schizophrenia<br />
<center>[[Image:Schizophrenic.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Increases damage to all targets including yourself.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat<br />
<center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.<br />
|-<br />
|<br />
*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:SwastikaRotating.gif|50px]]</center><br />
|<br />
*Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
</div><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
==Raymond Spencer==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RaymondSpencer.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Raymond Spencer'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le_56%_Face|Mutt Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, [[Charles Whitman|Camping]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment. <br />
===Shooting===<br />
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.<br />
<br />
=== Gallery ===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall<br />
File:Edmund Burke YAKUB.jpg|His guns<br />
File:Spencer'sBedroom2.jpg|The bed, [[Lazy|unmade]]<br />
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.<br />
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style<br />
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist<br />
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
<br />
[[File:Edmund Burke School Shooting - Scopecam Footage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />
<center>'''NEED AIMBOT<br>([https://files.catbox.moe/hd45g3.MP4 Original higher quality video.] Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)'''</center><br />
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<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Ricardo Barreda ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RicardoBarreda.jpg|300px|]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ricardo Barreda'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 16, 1936}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 25, 2020 (aged 83)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Argentinian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured [[Win|0]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.<br />
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{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
<br />
=== External Links===<br />
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}<br />
<br />
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.<br />
{{GradedScore|0| |0.5|Fail|3|Schizo|3| |0| |6.5|F----------|Shittiest Brazilian shooter}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Robert Crayton Jr.==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RobertCraytonJr.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crayton Jr.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 dead}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.<br />
<center><youtube>DDd9Tfzz7_k</youtube></center><br />
{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
===External links===<br />
*{{imdb-link|name/nm3673618|Robert Crayton}}<br />
<br />
==Roger Kjetså==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RogerKjetsa.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roger Kjetså'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 12, 1977}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 13, 2002 (aged 25)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 dead, 1 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
<br />
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.<br />
<br />
===The Shooting===<br />
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.<br />
<br />
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.<br />
<br />
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.<br />
<br />
{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1<br />
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}<br />
<br />
===Gallery===<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."<br />
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.<br />
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.<br />
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
==Roman Gizatulin==<br />
{{ib|[[File:RomanGizatulin.jpeg|150px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Roman Gizatulin'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2011}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
--><br />
On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.<br />
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]<br />
===Rant===<br />
<center><br />
{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1}}<br />
</center><br />
<br />
== Rudolf Nikolli ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:RudolfNikolli.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rudolf Nikolli'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1980s|1987]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Albanian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 5}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.<br />
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}<br />
{{Wanted|0}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
*{{ytlink|iR0Bfok8ex8|CCTV footage}}<br />
<br />
== Sascha I. ==<br />
<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SaschaI.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sascha "Sasha" I.'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|2000-2001}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Latvia|Latvian]] [[Switzerland|Swiss]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagLatvia.png|23px]] [[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.<br />
<br />
=== Attack ===<br />
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]<br />
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.<br />
<br />
=== Gallery ===<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
SaschaI2.jpeg<br />
FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.<br />
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.<br />
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.<br />
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf<br />
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA<br />
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]<br />
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
=== Rant ===<br />
<br />
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
<br />
=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score<br />
<br />
== Sergey Lepnev ==<br />
{{Ib|[[File:SergeyLepnev.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sergey Lepnev'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1979}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russia|Ruskie]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 kills, 2 wounded}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
<br />
'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour<br />
SergeyLepnevRifle.jpeg|Sergey, with his rifle<br />
SLV&.jpeg|V&<br />
SergeyLCourt.png<br />
Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)<br />
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.<br />
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]|custompic=<br>[[File:1513889049893.jpg|200px]]|customdesc=OMOH}}<br />
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=== External Links ===<br />
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]<br />
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]<br />
<br />
=== C Also ===<br />
*[[Mikhail Pivnev]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Failed successors<br />
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Did Sergey's job at his college<br />
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey<br />
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey<br />
*[[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them<br />
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur<br />
<br />
==Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam==<br />
{{ib|[[File:SiavashRahmaniAqdam.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|14 dead, 11 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by cops)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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<br />
Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo. <br />
<br />
Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.<br />
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}<br />
{{Wanted|3}}<br />
<br />
==Sicelo Dlamini==<br />
{{ib|[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sicelo Dlamini'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Eswatini|Swazi]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagEswatini.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 dead, 10 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a mob)}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<!--<br />
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Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.<br />
===Life===<br />
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.<br />
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===The Fail===<br />
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.<br />
===Gallery===<br />
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===Graded Score===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|1|}}<br />
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== Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iceland|Bjork Bjork]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIceland.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1931}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|c. 1995 (aged 64–65)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Murdered one}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}<br />
{{Ibend}}<br />
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.<br />
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On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.<br />
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Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun. <br />
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After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.<br />
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Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
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== Thaddeus Hyatt ==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]]&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}<br />
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'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.<br />
=== Background ===<br />
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].<br />
=== Victims ===<br />
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age<br />
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age<br />
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age <br />
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]<br />
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]<br />
=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}<br />
{{Wanted|2}}<br />
=== See Also ===<br />
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan. <br />
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.<br />
=== External Links ===<br />
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''<br />
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''<br />
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==Tristan van der Vlis==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Columbine|Kolumbin]]}}<br />
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Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 16 before [[An Hero|An Heroing]] in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.<br />
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===Lore===<br />
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.<br />
===The Amok Day===<br />
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.<br />
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]<br />
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TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo<br />
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TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry<br />
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LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.<br />
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}<br />
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==Uroš Blažić==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Uroš Blažić'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Serbia|Serb]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|9 dead, 13 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.<br />
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br><br />
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.<br />
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File:UrosblazicV&.jpg|He got V&<br />
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}<br />
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==Vadim Miloshevsky==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Belarus|Belaruskie]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link=Belarus]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 2 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack'N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.<br />
===Background===<br />
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team. <br />
===THE ATTACK===<br />
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.<br />
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File:Vadimsvitcims.jpg | The pwned<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|School map highest score in Belarus|10|Could you better stabb in the backhead?|10|Laughing teen attack|7|Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news|0||29|E-|disappointing}}<br />
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==Viateur Nkurunziza==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Viateur Nkurunziza'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Rwandan]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Rw.gif.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|6 dead, 3 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by a pal)}}<br />
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.<br />
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=== Graded Score ===<br />
{{GradedScore|6|Really decent score.|15|Good aim while drunk|20|Rwandan Fort Hood|2|África.|15|For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck|58|D|<s>Highest score in rwanda</s> Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition}}<br />
{{WantedLevel|2|}}<br />
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==Zaniar Matapour==<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''ثنایار متاعپور'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mudslime|Iranian immigrant]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 dead, 21 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}<br />
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.<br />
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.<br />
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PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.<br />
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He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".<br />
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Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.<br />
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File:ZaniarMatapour1.png|Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourScouting.png|Scouting out the scene a few days before.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV.png|Entering a mosque.<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourCCTV2.png<br />
File:ZaniarMatapourBike.png|On his way to shoot up the gay bar.<br />
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{{GradedScore|2|Should've [[Noob|fucking aimed better]].|0|What the fuck was he doing?|2|Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.|16|Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.|10|Refuse to talk to [[police]].|30|E-|Did shit by [[Omar Mateen|Mudslime standards]].}}<br />
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|Politi}}<br />
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{{gun control}}<br />
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[[Category:Murder]]</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Juraj_Kraj%C4%8D%C3%ADk&diff=1915271Talk:Juraj Krajčík2025-03-06T20:27:07Z<p>Salvie: Created page with "== can we flesh out this article == despite what gay mods say, this article has the potential for lulz because the suspect was a massive bronyfag and a trve special one. someone just needs to write out a section about the shooter, his suicide attempt, his brony phase, his 'festo, there's alot shit ans it would make it lulzy. i think he was also on ED for sometime"</p>
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<div>== can we flesh out this article ==<br />
despite what gay mods say, this article has the potential for lulz because the suspect was a massive bronyfag and a trve special one.<br />
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someone just needs to write out a section about the shooter, his suicide attempt, his brony phase, his 'festo, there's alot shit ans it would make it lulzy. i think he was also on ED for sometime</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie&diff=1915270User:Salvie2025-03-06T20:13:49Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==<br />
{{retard|te l'ho detto che ero hardcore}}<br />
{{virgin}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{child}}<br />
{{13yearolds}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{Failsathero}}<br />
[[File:GendronBitches.jpg]]<br />
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salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.<br />
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i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]<br />
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my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3<br />
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i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]<br />
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i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ♦ [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] ♦ [[Andrea Pignani]] ♦ [[Noah Esbensen]] ♦ [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] ♦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Columbine Copycats]] ♦ [[Éric Borel]] ♦ [[School Shootings]] ♦ [[Tobias Rathjen]] ♦ [[Jose Reyes]] ♦ [[New Mexico]] ♦ [[Hugo Jackson]] ♦ [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] ♦ [[Your Boyfriend]] ♦ [[BonziWORLD]] ♦ [[Payton Gendron]] ♦ [[Philip Manshaus]] ♦ [[Randy Robert Stair]] ♦ [[Battle For Dream Island]] ♦ [[Christian]] ♦ [[Juraj Krajčík]] ♦ <br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> none cause im not robert aaron long<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] with [[User:MisterRemover|MisterRemover]]<br />
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== contributions and good pages ==<br />
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.<br />
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[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.<br />
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[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!<br />
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[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).<br />
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[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old Christbro from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to Tarrant.<br />
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[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love. And a Zionist! kikes won.<br />
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[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels<br />
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and basically most articles i edit lmao<br />
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i guess thats it... wait<br />
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[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.<br />
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[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie&diff=1915269User:Salvie2025-03-06T20:11:38Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==<br />
{{retard|te l'ho detto che ero hardcore}}<br />
{{virgin}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{child}}<br />
{{13yearolds}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{Failsathero}}<br />
[[File:GendronBitches.jpg]]<br />
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salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.<br />
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i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]<br />
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my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3<br />
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i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]<br />
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i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ♦ [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] ♦ [[Andrea Pignani]] ♦ [[Noah Esbensen]] ♦ [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] ♦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]<br />
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== contributions and good pages ==<br />
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.<br />
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[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.<br />
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[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!<br />
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[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).<br />
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[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old Christbro from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to Tarrant.<br />
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[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love. And a Zionist! kikes won.<br />
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[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels<br />
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and basically most articles i edit lmao<br />
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i guess thats it... wait<br />
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[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.<br />
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[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie&diff=1915268User:Salvie2025-03-06T20:10:40Z<p>Salvie: /* contributions and good pages */</p>
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== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==<br />
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salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.<br />
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i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]<br />
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my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3<br />
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i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]<br />
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i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D<br />
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== contributions and good pages ==<br />
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.<br />
<br />
[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.<br />
<br />
[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!<br />
<br />
[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).<br />
<br />
[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old Christbro from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to Tarrant.<br />
<br />
[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love. And a Zionist! kikes won.<br />
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[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels<br />
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and basically most articles i edit lmao<br />
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i guess thats it... wait<br />
<br />
[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.<br />
<br />
[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Christian&diff=1915267Christian2025-03-06T20:08:56Z<p>Salvie: /* Christians and Jews */</p>
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{{ib|[[Image:Christianity2.jpg|thumb|270px]]<center>Christianity is a highly legitimate and intelligent set of beliefs.</center>}}<br />
{{ibhead|<big>'''Christianity'''</big>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Christianism}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Founded'''|An-Nasira, 1st century AD}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Central Figures'''|YHWH <br> [[Jesus]]<br> Holy Spirit}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Theology]]'''|Abrahamic <s>Polytheism</s> Monotheism}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religious Law'''|The Ten Commandments<br>Secularism}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Enclosed Instruction Book'''|The Holy [[Bible]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Holy Places'''|Jerussalem, Future Islamic Caliphate<br> Rome, Italy<br> Bethlehem, Future Islamic Caliphate<br>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Sects'''|Catholicism<br>Protestant<br>Lutheran<br>Eastern Orthodoxy<br>Orthodox<br>Mormons <br>Jehovah's Witnesses}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Followers'''|2.4 Billion}}<br />
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[[Image:Religionshovedownthroat1.jpg|thumb|Religion: people always [[Blowjob|shove it down your throat]].]]<br />
[[Image:Crosstika1.gif|thumb|150px|The well known logo of Christianity, once stolen by the <strike>evil</strike> righteous [[Nazis]], but currently reclaimed by Christians everywhere. Spraypaint it on a church today!]]<br />
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<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)|here]] for other uses of the word.</small><br />
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A '''Christian''' (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink|PxmlJtDYy4s|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?|Why do you hate Jesus?]]<br />
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A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.<br />
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Christianity [[fandom]] is one of the oldest, with a history that spans continents and centuries. To suggest to a [[fundamentalist]] ([[hardcore]]) Christian that the [[Bible]] is poorly-written fiction will probably result in you being [[Pwnt|burnt at the stake]]. Christians, like [[furries]], are often very defensive about their degeneracy.<br />
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The most important day of the year for Christians is Easter, when, as Jewish corporate legend would have it, Jesus Christ burst forth from a giant chocolate egg to save you from your [[Fapping|sins]]. The second most important day of the year is [[Christmas]], where Jesus gained 200 pounds in a matter of days (à la Tim Allen in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111070/ that shitty movie]) and then murdered the first born sons of all the heathens Moses-style. <br />
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Christians follow a religion that was created by the [[Jews]] to serve Jewish purposes. Basically, the Jews convinced half of the world to worship their evil tribal god YHWH, and even to worship a [[schizophrenia|batshit crazy]] kike pariah named Jesus as "God in human form". Subconsciously this affects Christians in a severe way, causing them to associate the Jews closely with God, which has allowed the [[Jews]], always a clever lot, to control societies for ages.<br />
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'''Things that piss Christians off:'''<br />
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* [[Science]] (unless it can be used to cause suffering)<br />
* [[Bronies]] & [[Weeaboos]]<br />
* [[Pokemon]] (They think it is [[satanic]])<br />
* Intelligence<br />
* Kindness<br />
* Compassion<br />
* [[fun|Fun/Joy]]<br />
* Thinking<br />
* Literacy<br />
* Reason<br />
* [[Lulz]]<br />
* Healthcare<br />
* Social Programs<br />
* Genuine Freedom (They believe that if you aren't one of them, you are becoming Satan's bitch)<br />
* [[Jews]] (But not Jesus of course)<br />
* [[Harry Potter|Harry Potter Books]]<br />
* [[Bullying|Anti Bullying Legislation]]<br />
* [[Gays]] (Usually, but not when opposing [[Islam]])<br />
* Actually having to read the bible ([[TL;DR]]!)<br />
* [[Barack Obama]]<br />
* [[Islam]]<br />
* [[Evolution]]<br />
* [[Abortion]]<br />
* [[Atheists]]<br />
* [[Illegal alien|Illegal Immigrants]]<br />
* [[Masturbation]]<br />
* [[Dinosaurs]]<br />
* [[Condoms]]<br />
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<!--Something you may not know: [[Duh|The vast majority of Christians are in fact homosexuals in denial.]] This is emphasized by the morbid self-abhorrence displayed by the {{ytlink|tTu_IPfejLM|dumb shits in this video about faggot marriage}}.--><br />
== [[History]] ==<br />
[[Image:Christian-History.jpg|100px|thumb|left|An unique and amazing history.]]<br />
According to the [[Bible]], [[At least 100|at least 100 years ago]], Jesus of Nazareth<sup>[[?]]</sup> was born in [[Israel]] (actually [[Palestine]]) to an [[irony|unmarried]] Arab couple: a carpenter and a [[Jailbait|14-year-old bitch]] <strike>whom God paid ten cents to love Him longtime</strike> that was cheating with some other dude. Jesus was born in a barn, surrounded by [[Furrys|animals]] because his parents were [[poor]] as shit. He was an asshole growing up, running away from his parents to [[rape|heal]] [[Disease|lepers]] and drink [[wine]] in temples with [[hobo]]s. Jesus is known to have made up some crazy shit and told everyone that [[Schizophrenia|God told him to say it]]. But of course, we now know that it was just all the [[LSD|acid.]]<br />
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When he was older, [[slut|lots of people liked him]] and invited him to their parties because he could ([[allegedly]]) turn water into wine and make bread and [[pussy|fish]] appear out of nowhere. He also ([[allegedly]]) made people [[zombie|come back from the dead]] and ruined everyone's fun by healing [[aspie]]s and everyone else that had [[mental disorders]] and made them [[Anonymous|normal members of society.]]<br />
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Eventually, people got pissed off at him for ruining their fun and using shitty box wine. Seeing the opportunity, [[Neoconservative|Karl Rove]] advised Pontius Pilate on how to [[murder]] Jesus and become the leader of Israel, which at that point was owned by [[mafia|Rome]]. Eventually, Jesus was [[pwnt|nailed to a cross]], though he came back to life three days later. [[Jews]] were just as power/money-hungry then as they are now, so they told everyone that Jesus died for his followers and anyone who did everything "Jesus" said could go to heaven. They also made up stories and told people Jesus said them, then they wrote them in 66 different books that collectively make up [[Lies|'''The <big>Holy</big> Bible''']]. Jesus's [[Fanboys|devoted followers]] actually believed this shit, and thus, Christianity was born.<br />
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[[Image:NaziPriests.jpg|thumb|center|250px|Christian ideology has not changed much throughout [[history]]]]<br />
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== Beliefs ==<br />
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=== Ten Commandments ===<br />
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'''1-4''': All about kissing god's ass, nothing to do with being a good person. Fuck you, it's all about the Jesus.<br />
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'''5''': Children should respect their parents, nothing about parents respecting their children.<br />
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'''6, 8, & 9''': Actions that every single society practices, even atheist ones. Christianity doesn't own them.<br />
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'''10''': You're not allowed to think certain things, despite the fact that people only better themselves when they want what others have. Oh, and it's ok to have slaves (which many bibles amusingly translate as "servants" in this passage.)<br />
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Nothing about rape, abuse, corruption, slavery etc.<br />
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=== The Other Ten Commandments ===<br />
The other ten commandments are in Exodus 34. The first two are "commit genocide", and "srsly: commit genocide". Most of the rest are bullshit ceremonial practices. But this one is fascinating:<br />
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19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.<br />
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Note the lack of any mention of what happens to the children of slaves. Do you think the hebrews redeemed them (buying them back form Jehovah) at the rate of 1 shekel per crotchnugget? Of course not. There are several spots in the pentateuch where Jehovah clearly insists on human sacrifice. This is one of them. The whole business with Jesus was about God requiring a human sacrifice - it's what Christianity is basically ''about''. Nevar Forget!<br />
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=== Jesus ===<br />
[[Image:Oldtyme2.jpg|thumb|right|This is what happens when Christianity is left in the hands of amateurs.]]<br />
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Christian mythology revolves around a [[Mary Sue|Gary Stu]] by the name of Jesus. Jesus was a [[Jewish]] carpenter who was born from a [[16-year-old girl]], who got [[pregnant|knocked up]] after she was [[surprise sex|encountered]] by an angel. After [[failing]] in his first job as a carpenter, Jesus became a [[Criss_Angel|magician]], developed a huge fetish for [[BDSM]], and became [[an hero]] for your sins. <br />
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As if this isn't ridiculous enough, Christians also believe that you must pray every day to his [[Zombie|undead corpse]] to remove the [[evil]] from your soul that was put there by an all-[[trolling|loving]] God because a rib-[[woman]] ate an apple offered to her by a talking snake who was actually [[Satan]].<br />
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Christians will only argue about Christianity if [[you]] agree to four preconditions:<br />
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# All information in the Bible is [[true]], except when it's in [[Verbose|metaphors]].<br />
# Jesus eats your [[sins]] so that you can go to [[Heaven|Skyland]].<br />
# There is one God and He is real (and [[male]]). No exceptions.<br />
''...therefore'', Christianity is the one and only [[Truth]]. [[Unrealistic_expectations|QED]].<br />
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and remember, there is also a list of guidelines to attacking the book of Revelation:<br />
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# If any [[bullshit|strange occurrence]] listed in that book happened in any order remotely close to that written in Revelation, [[goatse|Jesus]]! The prophecy is being fulfilled, [[Chimp out|REJOICE!]]<br />
# If you are arguing that an occurrence directly contradicted this book of divine vision, you must be reading it out of context.<br />
# If you can prove that you're speaking in the proper context, and Revelation is still being contradicted, it must be in GOD'S CONTEXT.<br />
# If the point is made multiple times outside of the context it is written in for that particular phrase, it must be a parable.<br />
# YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO QUESTION GOD'S WORD ANYWAY. All questions will be answered when the Hale-Bopp comet arrives, and [[an_hero|takes us to the level above human]]. Adventist are the ultimate Jew-Christians and should be [[awwwright|ass-raped]].<br />
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Disclaimer: Most Christians probably couldn't read that anyway, as the KJV of the bible is beyond most of their vocabularies. See the watered down holy book in layman's terms here.[http://www.christianity.about.com/od/faqhelpdesk/p/newinternationa.htm The Holy Bible: TL;DR]<br />
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{{quote|If Jesus came from the Jews why are there still Jews?<br />
If Christianity came from Judaism where is the transitional church?<br />
If Christ died for my sins why do you call me a sinner?|<br />
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=== St. Paul ===<br />
St. Paul, as he explains in the Book of Romans chapters 6-8, was a massive [[fag]]. He dealt with this by deciding that he himself was spiritually good, and that his faggotry was entirely a product of his sinful, sinful body. It isn't he himself being a fag, it is ''the sin in him'' being a fag.<br />
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{{quote3|Rom 7:14 For we know that the law is spiritual, but I am of the flesh, sold under sin. 15 For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. 16 Now if I do what I do not want, I agree with the law, that it is good. 17 '''So now it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.''' 18 For I know that nothing good dwells in me, that is, in my flesh. For I have the desire to do what is right, but not the ability to carry it out. 19 For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I keep on doing. 20 '''Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.'''<br />
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21 So I find it to be a law that when I want to do right, evil lies close at hand. 22 For I delight in the law of God, in my inner being, 23 but I see '''in my members''' another law waging war against the law of my mind and making me captive to the law of sin that dwells in my members. 24 Wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death?}}<br />
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But thanks to Christ, if his sinful, sinful body did (and continued to do) these sinful, sinful things, then that was ok.<br />
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{{quote3|25 Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself serve the law of God with my mind, but '''with my flesh I serve the law of sin.''' 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. 2 For the law of the Spirit of life has set you free in Christ Jesus from the law of sin and death.}}<br />
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So it's ok to bugger small boys if you are a Christian, "Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord!". <br />
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Salvation, simply, is that after you die you get a new, spiritual body from Jesus which is untainted with Adam's original sin, and you can be free of this horrible business of buggering small boys forever! Hurrah! But for the time being - pedo.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Sex]] ===<br />
[[Image:Altar Boyz.jpg|thumb|150px|This is what happens as a result of their experiences!]]<br />
[[Image:Emochristfag.png|thumb|100px|right|Why so [[emo]]?]]<br />
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Unlike [[Buddhism|certain other religions]], Christianity isn't big on giving you prescriptions ([[DO IT|what you can or should do]]). Rather, Christianity is all about the <u>pro</u>scriptions (what you can't do under penalty of God-delivered [[pwnage|lightning bolt]]) to the genitals. Leastwise one good thing can come out of fucking a Christian girl. They are more likely to have anal sex since they cannot have Vaginal sex until they are married. It's not [[gay]] if [[Shota|he's under 13]]... right?<br />
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'''Following the tenets of Christianity can't have [[sex]] with:'''<br />
# Anyone outside of marriage.<br />
# [[Bestiality|Animals]]. Which means [[furries]] can't be Christians. Even religion has its upsides.<br />
# [[Homosexuals|People of your own gender]].<br />
# [[Incest|Members of your own family]]. (Unless you are Lot's daughters and have booze [https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Gen%2019.30-38 Genesis 19: 30-39])<br />
# A woman who is on her [[period]].<br />
# ...or even [[Masturbation|your own hand]].<br />
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Funny thing is, [[pedophilia]] is ''never'' mentioned in the Bible as a form of sexual immorality. So Catholic priests touching altar boys is [[BABY FUCK|awwwright]] according to 3,000 year old anachronistic scripture written by hallucinating drunkards. adding insult to injury, [[Islamophobia|Islamophobic]] Christfags have accused Prophet [[Muhammad]] of pedophilia, when there is no condemnation of it in [[the Bible]] at all, [[hypocrite]] much?<br />
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[[Image:Fundies sign.jpg|thumb|250px|center|Notice how "[[child]] [[molest|molesting]] '''''[[heterosexual]]s'''''" is not on the list. This indicates a pro-[[lolicon]] stance which is good news for [[12chan]]ners!]]<br />
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Given these brutal restrictions, it is no surprise that sex scandals are common among the Christian aristocracy. The type of scandal varies by denomination:<br />
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* '''Protestants:''' Leave their wives to run off with [[Jailbait|teenage]] [[sluts]].<br />
* '''Evangelicals/Fundamentalists/[[conservatives|Neoconservatives]]:''' Caught in gay sex scandals, despite being rampant [[homophobes]]. ''Example: [[Ted Haggard]], busted for repeatedly hiring and smoking meth with ([[Lie|but supposedly not having sex with]]) gay prostitutes.''<br />
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More ironic is that they oppose homosexuality yet regularly practice sexual repression, believing fornication to be a sin and that Jesus will punish you for even masturbating or having lustful thoughts about a woman. (What better way to prevent homosexuality than convincing men that being attracted to women is evil? lol). Despite evidence showing that feeling shameful about sexual desire actually lowers testosterone in males (and that testosterone levels may very well indeed play a role in homosexuality); not to mention studies showing it may even lead to developing sexual perversions (as in the case of serial killer Ed Gein and the boy-fondling priests), Christians prove to be their own worst enemies by encouraging the very behaviors with their Puritanical attitudes which they so despise, just like the conservative Republicans who oppose abortion while still opposing contraception and sex education at the same time.<br />
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=== The Bible ===<br />
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[[File:Unsealing the Daniel Cipher movie by Perry Stone.jpg|thumb|100px|People who trip on [[LSD|acid]] see this sort of shit; people who trust the bible ''believe'' this sort of shit.]]<br />
[[Image:Flat earth.jpg|thumb|200px|The universe according to the bible]]<br />
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{{squote|If no one was in the world was a Christian and you magically found a bible, you would not believe in all of the bullshit presented|Some guy named philip with the [[truth]]}}<br />
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The [[Shit nobody cares about|Bible]] is a [[boring]] space opera where God, a [[bipolar]] [[Xenu|intergalactic tyrant]], fucked everyone over who ever thought of crossing him in an effort to show them who wore the pants. <br />
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Despite his repeated [[ruination]] of mankind, he eventually grew tired of killing off nearly all of the population of which he created and forcing them to incestuously reproduce because he's such a nice guy. He does, however, hate fags. Just ask his favorite man[[slave]], [[Fred Phelps]].<br />
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All Christians are [[hardcore]] fans of the [[Bible]] and will literally stab you in the face if you do not immediately embrace their exact view of [[God]]. This exact view [[hypocrisy|conveniently]] ignores Jesus' explicit prohibitions against self defense and divorce while embracing imaginary prohibitions against [[drug|drugs]]. They reject basic [[evolution|scientific facts]] due to skepticism, yet in a stunning twist, they believe fucking [[bullshit|everything]] written in any book labeled "The Bible", regardless of how unbelievable it is.<br />
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Oddly, that guy's name is [[Softpaw|southpaw]], and left-handed people are EVIL according to the bible (that's where the term "sinister" comes from, TEH MOAR U KNO!)<br />
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==== The Bible: Special Edition 2-disc Set ====<br />
[[Image:Bible non.jpg|thumb|/b/ on Christianity.]]<br />
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Most Christians are split between the [[canon]] original (aka Old Testament) and the money grabbing reboot (aka New Testament). There's also the shitty fanfic spinoff of the New Testament (aka [[Mormon|The Book of Mormon]]), which somehow manages to be even more batshit crazy than the canonical Bible to the point that even real Christians won't go near it, and there is much debate as to which version is best. Clearly, you can trust [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to give you advice on such matters.<br />
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===== [[Oldfag|Old Testament]] =====<br />
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[[Image:Communist-Christianity.png|thumb|[[Bullshit|Christianity: Freedom, Peace, and Equality for everyone.]]]]<br />
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Starting from the beginning of all life as we know it, we learn of [[genesis|God and the mysterious ways of how he rolls]]. The majority of the Old Testament is made up of telling a lulzy world history that science would've made boring (one must admit, "And on the 3,749,158th day, the amorphous blob grew leg-like appendages" isn't very inspiring when framed and hung up on some redneck's wall). The lulz stem from whenever God, seeing that his creation is plagued with [[Newfag|sinners]] and [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/|evil]], decides to [[troll IRL]]. These included actions such as [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|flooding the entire world]], [[Wordfilter|creating the concept of foreign languages just to confuse everybody]], [[George_Bush|slaughtering innocent children]], and [[April_Furs_Day|destroying everyone and everything having anything to do with a city full of faggotry]].<br />
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However, God has shown [[Troll's_remorse|a kinder side]], as that last act caused him to give a similar city a second chance by sending some [[Fred_Phelps|self-righteous asshole]] to tell them to cut it out. They did, but this wasn't enough for the man. Miles away, the man [[Alex_wuori|commanded God to kill them anyway]], hoping to lulz with God. The man waited for days, but God, feeling untrollish, ignored him, turning him into a [[Lolcow|weeping husk of a man]]. God let him die, leaving him and the world a message: "[[X_is_not_your_personal_army|God is not your personal army.]]" The rest of the Old Testament is boring as desiccated dog shit.<br />
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Basically, this half of The Bible is used as proof that [[shit nobody cares about|evolution is wrong]] and anyone who disagrees is [[irony|educated stupid]] (That MIT education of yours? FOUNDED ON LIES). It is also used by [[Ann Coulter|trolls taking the form of Christians]] to tell people that God is an [[Rush Limbaugh|abusive, alcoholic, vengeful son of a bitch]]. It is also the part of The Bible that Jews prefer. [[JEWS_DID_WTC|Not that it means anything]].<br />
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Bible trivia:<br />
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Did you know that God thought the script was weak from the start and therefore decided to kill off [[over 9000]] characters in the first part, in a desperate measure to gain more likes?<br />
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===== [[Newfag|New Testament]] =====<br />
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It's a bit like the Old Testament, but with 100% more [[Moralfag|Jesus]], and [[PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/OPERATION_RECONNECT|a lot less of God's awesome wrath]]. Basically, Jesus goes around, impressing people with His [[b/space_Day|ability to hack into reality (and put Goatse everywhere)]], sharing his [[Computer_Science_III|wisdom]] and [[liek|love]] for his [[Mudkips|children]] and [[Nerd_rage|flipping tables over]]. He also says [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|the Old Testament should be ignored]]. Many claim he was the only perfect man. Emphasis on "only", and for good reason: nobody could stand him. They couldn't take anymore of his [[anus]] perpetually crapping out moralfaggotry, so they [[pwned|nailed him to a tree]]. Shortly afterwards, the guy who grassed him up decided he'd [[Troll's Remorse|gone too far]], so he became [[an hero]]. Not much else happens, except for Armageddon, which involves Wal-Mart and demons using our heads as toilets (No, seriously).<br />
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This half of The Bible is the one more universally accepted as the shiny, happy, [[Lame|family-friendly]] version of God. As such, it was perfect material for a great, fun-for-the-whole-family movie, which would be called ''The Passion of the Christ''. A three-hour [[guro]] flick, every God-fearing mother dragged their kids to see it saying that [[Fact|the R-rating means that the material is a sensitive subject that is told in a manner that isn't sugar-coated, and is intended for persons mature enough to handle it]], like their 6-year-old son. Despite this glimmer of intelligence, this logic is never, ever applied to any form of media unless it involves how great and superior Christianity is (''The Godfather'', despite also featuring Italian thugs, was a waste of celluloid).<br />
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=== Things Christians ironically don't care about anymore ===<br />
* Child Molestation<br />
* Crooks<br />
* [[Pornography]]<br />
* Divorce<br />
* Pathological Lying<br />
* Greed<br />
* Torture<br />
* Gambling<br />
* [[Poverty]]<br />
* Explicit Music<br />
* [[Violence]] (in general)<br />
* Sex out of wedlock<br />
* Teen Pregnancy<br />
* [[Catholics]] <br />
* [[Alcohol]] & [[Tobacco]]<br />
* [[Bronies]]<br />
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== Forms of Christianity ==<br />
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=== [[God Hates Fags|Baptist]] ===<br />
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[[Image:Snakehandler.jpg|thumb|right|Baptist fighting monk in Level Three Serpent Style battle-mode.]]<br />
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Interchangeable with [[Evangelion|Evangelicalism]], Baptist is a [[fundamentalist]] [[Scientology|cult]] of Christianity that is generally associated with people who have three teeth and [[incest|fuck their sisters]]; these people generally live in states such as [[Louisiana]], [[Mississippi]], [[Alabama]], [[Georgia]], and [[South Carolina]]. Unfortunately, Baptists are also located all over the [[United States]] and [[world]]. <br />
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Although a roaring success as a cult, there's practically nothing which all or even most Baptists can agree on that separates them from other types of Christianity, except thinking yelling "I'm saved" is the coolest thing [[ever]]. Their members are often known for their [[fascist]] political leanings and tendency to be [[fucktarded|profoundly moronic]] [[redneck]]s. Southern Baptists also often say that anyone who dances and/or consumes alcohol is going to hell, which is total [[bullshit]] since half of the Bible is all about people [[college|getting drunk and fucking.]] They will stop at nothing to make sure [[YOU]] aren't having teh [[gay]] sexzorz, except when [[Ted Haggard|they are]], in which case it's for the good of Jesus. Despite wanting to [[rape]] and [[ban|pillage]] every intelligent thought outside of PRAY-AH, they've some how managed to stumble into politics to [[troll]] the [[gays]] as to keep them from [[gay|prancing in fields]] and [[fellatio|licking lollipops]]. Also, most Baptists [http://www.jhm.org/support-israel.asp <3 Jews] which is just stupid. DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET IT! [[JEWS DID WTC|THE FUCKING KIKES DID WTC]] [[Mel Gibson|AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO KILLED JESUS IN THE FIRST PLACE!]] AND THEY STILL TO THIS DAY LIE ABOUT THE [[Holocaust|HOLOCAUST]], [[CAPSLOVE|THEY DO NOT DESERVE OUR LOVE OR EVEN THE RIGHT TO LIVE, WE NEED TO MAKE THE HOLOCAUST REAL, WHO'S WITH ME???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[south_park|HASSAN HASSAN!]]<br />
{{squote|[[AIDS]] is not just God's punishment for [[homosexuals]]; it is God's punishment for the society that '''tolerates''' homosexuals."|[[Jerry Falwell]], PREACHIN DA' BIBLE}}<br />
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tldr; These types are either jew loving sheeple like the elderly in your family who believe in things like The Rapture (as popularized by [[The Rapture|Left Behind]]), or Full-tilt Nazis who'll stone and crucify everyone else on the Day of The Rope/Judgement Day.<br />
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{{squote|The [[feminist]] agenda is not about equal rights for [[women]]. It is about a [[socialist]], anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their [[bitch|husbands]], kill their [[children]], practice [[Wiccan|witchcraft]], destroy [[capitalism]], and become [[lesbians]].|[[Pat Robertson]] telling the [[truth]]}}<br />
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{{squote|"You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.|Pastor Ezekiel from [http://www.landoverbaptist.net Landoverbaptist.net]}}<br />
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Baptists control fucking [[everything]] from their Jesus-clad ivory towers in order to sell [[lies|SALVATION]] and stomp angrily at whatever happens to offend them <s>this week</s> five minutes ago. They tend to alienate the entire nation by claiming [[AIDS]], God's weapon of choice, is going to [[anal|assrape]] everyone into loving Jesus. When not blaring their love of God on every TV, radio, and newspaper, they take to [[Westboro Baptist Church|PREACHIN' TO DA MASSES]]. This usually varies from drowning people, punching them in the face, or raping eardrums through the power of extremely shitty music. The best preacher ever to be born <s>is</s> was [[Ted Haggard]] who warned the [[hypocrite|gay and drugged]] to lead a moral and just life. <br />
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Baptist services are generally characterized as extremely cheerful and [[fun]]. There is usually a snake-handling session with some angry rattlers, plus some spontaneous cancer and paralysis cures.<br />
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A tradition that many Baptists have is to hate on Catholics because of [[shit nobody cares about|negligible differences in their Christian beliefs]]. They complain that Catholics don't read the [[Bible]] and are otherwise just ignorant, but what they often forget to mention is that only about 10% of Baptists have even graduated [[college]]. However, this still puts them way above pentecostals as well as [[Scientologists]].<br />
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(Note: "Baptists" equals "Southern Baptists". There were apparently going to be Northern Baptists, but they [[GTFO|didn't make the theatrical cut.]])<br />
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=== Fundamentalists ===<br />
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Fundamentalists are not necessarily a denomination, but are usually [[XXX|hardcore]] redneck [[incest|sister-fucking]] evangelical Protestants from the Bible Belt and the Midwest, who believe that evolution is a hoax, all media entertainment is evil, and that liberals are in a grant conspiracy to destroy [[shit no one cares about|Christian values]] by forcing their kids to watch MTV and listen to Jay-Z. <br />
[[John Hagee|Fundamentalist Christianity is basically a cult which gives the Scientologists a run for their money.]]<br />
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A brief synopsis of [[fundamentalist]]s:<br />
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Fundies in Zion, Illinois (aka Jesusland) also taught that the [[flat earth]] theory was fact up until the 1950s, claiming that some obscure Bible passage proved that modern science was wrong about the earth being round, just like they do with evolution.<br />
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Fundies always ''claim'' to follow the Bible literally and exactly. They unabashedly state that [[rape]] and [[slavery]] - incredibly popular in the Old Testament, are no longer acceptable, based on the undeniable <u>[[fact]]</u> that the New Testament pushed the Old Testament into [[Old media|obsolescence]]. Trolling them is as easy as pointing to The New Testament book of Philemon (where Paul basically tells a runaway nigger to get back to his cotton field) or Matthew 5:17-20 :<br />
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Tldr; These fucktarded, jew loving heretics who don't even fully read the bible don't even comprehend that the Old Testament still applies and was not "abolished" by Jesus or some shit.<br />
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=== Catholicism ===<br />
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[[Image:Osama-Holo-Jesus.jpg|thumb|right|Christ comes in many forms.]]<br />
[[Image:Nuns_By_Black_Plague.jpg|thumb|Religious defense]]<br />
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Cath<u>'''lol</u>i'''cs, or '''Cathyz''' as they are called [[OTI]], are just as dumb as other Christians except they worship [[Pope|a creepy old guy in a phallus-shaped hat]], pray to the [[whore|Virgin Mary]] more than they do to Jeebus, believe they're [[cannibalism|eating Jesus' real flesh and blood]] during communion, and are even bigger [[virgin|vaginaphobes]] than the Protestants (they think [[birth control|condoms]] are [[devil|teh debil]], but [[pedophilia|banging an altar boy in the ass]] isn't as bad since there's no [[vagina]] involved). Every year, the [[Catholic]] teenagers go to Rumspringa, a sort-of spiritual spring-break, where they get to commit crimes and [[fellatio|suck]] [[cock]] without getting in trouble. After they're done sucking [[cock]], they go get wasted off of Jesus [[cum|juice]].<br />
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You can identify a [[Catholic]] girl by her willingness to let you stick your penis in [[Technical virgin|any orifice but her vagoo]]. <br />
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{{quote|[[AIDS]] is a just retribution for improper sexual misconduct"|Mother Teresa, using a double negative}}<br />
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The organization which Catholics belong to (and typically know nothing about) is the Roman Catholic Church, located in the red light district of Rome. It was founded as the [[Nazi]] [[pedophile]] division [[no more than 99]] years ago by [[Adolf Hitler]] himself. It quickly grew in numbers as [[pedo|child molesters]] joined the priesthood looking for a nice bit of [[shota]]. Today, it has branches all over the world and probably has one just round the corner from your home. You can drop the kids off there at any time!<br />
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=== Lutheran ===<br />
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Founded on the beliefs of Martin Luther. Not to be confused with Martin Luther King Jr.(See [[nigra]].) Martin Luther was one of the first [[IRL trolls]], in that he used to debate the ideology of Catholicism by nailing pieces of paper filled with his anti-semitic ramblings onto the front doors of churches before mass. The resultant political instability from what was at the time, [[Heresy|super heresy]], eventually resulted in a thirty year long civil war that dragged in almost every major power at the time and killed eight million plus people and fucked up all of continental Europe for a long time. What a masterful ruse!<br />
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He is to be considered a god amongst trolls, and invented the phrase [[DO IT FAGGOT]] due to the epic size of his [[balls]].<br />
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He also gets +1 Internetz because people to this day worship a religion based on his trolling.<br />
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He also had the typical German preoccupation with [[shit]]. He fought the devil by throwing shißer (amusingly retconned to "ink" by fags). He said he would fill his trousers with shit and hang them around the neck of the devil.<br />
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Lutherans are a naturally depressed race because, as Lutherans, they have fewer human rights than Jews in WW2. <br />
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=== Eastern Orthodoxy ===<br />
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[[Image:Cure for christianity.jpg|thumb|Nuff said]]<br />
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Orthobros say this is the true church of Christ, and the Rome zioniggers say it isn't and they're all schismatics. Is one right? Is the other right? We don't know, but most orthodox fathers are le based tradpilled larp racism soooo eermmm... it won?<br />
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This denomination had its heyday during the Dark Ages and [[Bullshit|is basically just a Catholic spinoff]]. <br />
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Disregard that, I suck cocks. <br />
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Catholicism is a spinoff of Eastern Orthodoxy. See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism The Great Schism] for more info.<br />
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It has largely been wiped out by a combination of [[Turks|Turkroaches]], [[Communism]], and the Catholic Church.<br />
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Still remains the truest (so most jewish) church.<br />
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=== Episcopalian ===<br />
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[[Episcopalian|Episcopalians]] just use Jesus as an excuse to drink [[alcohol]], which leads to all sorts of different interpretations of the Bible and which cocktail is right for which occasion. <br />
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Most of the other traits of the other Christian groups are not found with the Episcopalians since Episcopalians are typically not sober and have real shit to worry about. Episcopalians typically believe in evolution, sex, drinking, and all the other good fun shit the other Christians hate. This is because most Episcopalians are normal people who just want to make it look like they do the whole go to church thing since it looks good when they are trying to get a job or pick up women. <br />
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The typical Episcopal service on Sunday morning involves getting ready to drink at the end, followed by cocktails in the parish hall after. Then Episcopalians will have brunch where they will consume even more alcohol. By Sunday evening, they are usually passed out often in a stranger's bed, on the golf course, or are still drinking up a storm.<br />
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The majority of Episcopalians are OK with things like divorce, pre-marital sex and abortion, since when you are drunk most of the time these things can be frequent problems. Sex with priests is something that both men and women can enjoy, since there are male and female priests, some of who are gay so everybody wins!<br />
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=== Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses ===<br />
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[[Mormons]] and [[Jehovah's Witnesses]] are the two weirdest offshoots of Christianity, best known for their constant pestering of everyone. Mormons believe that their church founder Joseph Mormon gained all the secrets of life by sucking on Jesus' penis in a vision in the 1800s and part of this knowledge was that all other Christians were [[DOING IT WRONG]]. He then got a visit from an angel called [[Moron]]i who said a [[JEWS DID WTC|chosen Jewish tribe had come to America]] two thousand years before Columbus and wrote a bunch of holy books and shit mainly chronicling how Jesus was an honorary American and told every Jew there to marry niggers and Native Americans so both could become white. (Silly Jesus, [[Truth|Jews aren't white!]])<br />
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Unlike Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses don't add extra books to the Bible, instead using some whacko-jacko translation some guy pulled out of his ass one day. They believe Jesus died on a stake, that there is no Holy [[The Matrix|Trinity]] and they do not believe in Hell. Like all religions, they believe that they are the only people who will be helped by God into [[Buttsex|Paradise]]. However, Jehovah's also believe that the word of God is meant to be spread through any means necessary, which means throwing Bibles at car windshields, refusing life-saving blood transfusions [[For the lulz|for vague reasons]], worshiping in Kingdom Halls rather than Churches, knocking someone's door every two hours, preaching the Bible for days in the rain to people who don't give a shit, being the Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]] and generally being bat shit insane and annoying. Witnesses and Mormons are generally exiled to states no one gives a shit about, like [[Utah]] or [[Montana]].<br />
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Other Christians harbor a strong hatred for Witnesses and Mormons and will claim they are [[BAWWWW|oppressed]] by them as usual, even though they generally [[Lynching|send mobs to kill them]]. Instead of the reason for hatred being because of their annoying and bat shit insane nature like normal people, Christians hate them for minor dogmatic differences. A Christfag will scoff at the notion of Jesus dying on a stake instead of a cross or God being one being instead of three different ones within one (PREPOSTEROUS!!!). They will laugh at the belief of Jews coming to America despite their own belief that all humans (even niggers and [[azns]]) are descended from inbred Heebs who survived a flood. Witnesses, in return, hate other Christians a lot, especially Catholics, and will take a break from their preaching to vomit on a Catholic they sense in the vicinity and wail at them and follow them around calling them [[Satan|Satanic]].<br />
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And don't forget Seventh-day Adventists! They are the worst kind. They don't eat meat, drink, smoke, have sex, smile or party. They do other weird ass shit, like half-assedly following convenient kosher laws.<br />
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=== Christians (Internet Species) ===<br />
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[[Image:HitlerJesus.jpg|thumb|180px|Jesus and [[Hitler]] are BFFs.]]<br />
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Christians love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Jesus train to dialup to begin their cyber Manifest Destiny of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more religious Christ zealots find their way online to secure God's position firmly on its grounds. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is quoting the bible somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Christians make up a large pool of easily trolled targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. E-Christians (aka Christfags) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and gestapo sects do not translate in any way online. They are weak cry-baby carebears who quit the Internet forever at the drop of their hat.<br />
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==== Christianity LiveJournal Community ====<br />
{{ljcomm|user=Christianity}} is moderated by jjostm, ariston, and pould. This community is the home of much [[drama]]. Past graduates have included [[purelily]], foxmagic, and [[Nathan Sheets]]. Once upon a time, butt sex used to be the prime object of discussion, but now all "love juice" questions are directed at {{ljcomm|user=christianitysex}}. Instead, the denizens of this community now get their holy mojo risin' via hilariously pseudo-nonchalant usage of [[Jewish]] and [[Hebrew]] terms, to make themselves sound more "authentic" or whatever.<br />
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This group is especially useful for those who suspect themselves of being damned. A quick listing of your sins will result in helpful feedback indicating not only which circle of hell you will suffer in for all eternity, but whether your assigned demons will use pitchforks or cattle prods. <br />
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The group is able to offer this service through member myprophet, who has announced she is God's appointed voice on Earth. The Pope denies this, saying he is God's appointed voice on Earth. George [[W]]. Bush says they are both crazy blasphemers, and he is God's appointed voice on Earth. Attempts to settle the issue through a walk-that-water challenge have as yet been unsuccessful due to scheduling difficulties, however God is quoted as saying "Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know why I bother."<br />
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==== Trolling ====<br />
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Provided are pastas for [[troll]]ing Christians:<br />
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In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Dark Father, from the treacherous and the violent and make the river bed run red with the blood of the saints and the blood of the self-righteous. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names: Satan! Ba'al Z?bûb! Leviathan! Asmodeus! Abaddon!<br />
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[[Allahu akbar]]. [[Islam|Ashhadu 'an la ilaha illa-allah, wa ashhadu 'anna Muhammadan rasulu-llah. (لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱلله)]]<br />
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A trusty example of your common Internet Christian:<br />
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{{tinyquote|So I asked Jesus how much he loved me and he replied "THIS MUCH" and stretched his arms, but, he just sorta stretched them... and then died. <br />
''I walked away, diappointed, I'd expected him to at least hug me, but we'll see what happens on the next date.<br />
''It's in 3days.|Some chrisfag}}<br />
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Christians are also incredibly good at walking into traps on internet chat rooms. Here's an example of that:<br />
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Charles Stuben: I prayed two years for my wife before she died of cancer, and it didn't seem to help much.<br />
Tom (UK): How do you know it didn't help?<br />
Charles Stuben: Because she's dead in the ground.<br />
Charles Stuben: I generally take that as meaning it didn't help.<br />
Tom (UK): Maybe it did help. Maybe she's in heaven experiencing the love of God's Holy Trinity.<br />
Charles Stuben: So she's in heaven sucking God's cock now? I feel so much better.<br />
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM CATHOLICHAT.|Silveracecard trolling Christians on Catholichat}}<br />
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== [[Drama|The Enemies of Christ]] ==<br />
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[[Image:Christiansunite01.jpg|thumb|What the Christian revival movement ''really'' needs: [[True|fewer TV preachers]], [[Anders Behring Breivik|more ass-kicking Crusaders]]]]<br />
[[Image:For God and Country.jpg|thumb|230px|Last bastion of Christendom. Save [[America|Murriccaaa]]!!!111]]<br />
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=== Christians and [[Jews]] ===<br />
Like all good human beings, Christians hate Jews. And even Scripture haz to support this, see John 8:44 and Revelation 3:9. Zer kikes are le synagogue of Soytan according to the True scripture.<br />
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Since 1949, Christians (Christians just for name, it's just Evangelical Protestants, aka Messianic Kikes) have had a [[holocaust|hell of a time]] trying reconcile their hatred of Jews with their bootlicking love to the State of [[Israel]]. <br />
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Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.<br />
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Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still hate the BJC-sucking prots] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the [[Talmud]], and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!<br />
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{{quote|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}<br />
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=== Christians and [[Muslims]]===<br />
Christians usually hates the religion of Islam, and [[truth|stereotypes]] Muslims as [[terrorists]] or barbaric and uncivillized people, mainly because of [[9/11]] (even though [[Jews]] actually did it), [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia Law]], [[Rapefugee|Rapefugees]], etc;<br />
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Starting a drama between a Muslim and a Christian is easy, just as soon as any of two talks about Islam, depending on the topic, the Christian will spews out any arguments against Islam, while the Muslim uses any arguments to convince the Christian that Islam is a religion of peace ([[fact|it is not, actually]]), but if the Muslim have some balls and managed to read the damn [[bible]], The Muslim can actually use counter-arguments to point out hypocrisy of the arguments that Christian used. <br />
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Islam and Christianity shares morality and values, such as being traditionalists and againts [[faggots]] and degenerates, but Christians, due to their hatred toward Islam that is greater than their love toward Jesus Christ, they instead resorted to sucking off liberalism and secularism's dickes for arguing against Islam, even though the arguments they oppose Islam for are present on their religion too, for example: Christians accused Prophet [[Muhammad]] of rapist because of his [[Polygamy|polygynous]] marriage, yet unaware on their bible, that Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines, as well many other arguments too. (see "Drama-generating Techniques" section in this page.)<br />
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From 2014 to 2019, [[Cuckservative]] Christians did actually condemn Muslim countries for applying Sharia law to own the [[fags]], when they should have been admired and condone it since isn't Christianity is against [[homosexuality]] too? after 2019, when some [https://twitter.com/Dniskr/status/1629641240328142849 Churches began to be woke, which includes faggotry], the same Christians complains about it, and that's what they get for. (TL;DR in Globohomo sphere, [[Islam]] will prevails, while Christianity is cucked.)<br />
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Christcucks also criticizes Muslims when their religion Islam got mocked, and justify it as "[[free speech]]", but what if Christianity got mocked too? well, they barely give a shit, and turns to other cheek too much that they let their religion to be mocked, so at this point, Christianity is a joke religion now, combined with Churches getting woke and [https://www.thepinknews.com/2020/09/23/iceland-church-transgender-genderqueer-jesus-sunday-school-reykjavik-apology/ Transgender] [https://www.foxnews.com/world/cambridge-dean-defends-sermon-jesus-trans-body-vaginal-side-wound-new-heresy-age Jesus] thing, nobody will take the religion seriously anymore. very little of Christians who are properly defensive on their faith againts degeneracy, instead most of time they project their arguments against Islam while sucking off to liberalism's dick. they cannot stand for themselves, they're cucked.<br />
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Even Muslims also believe in Jesus too (as Isa ibn Maryam), albeit as a Prophet and Messenger, and not a God, which Christians may find it as made up nonsense, and because of those [[transgender]] Jesus thingy, Muslims may stood up to defend Jesus.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Atheists]] ===<br />
People usually consider Christians and Atheists to be mortal enemies, where as this is really not true, as everybody knows Christians are immortal. When not calling each other names and burning each other alive, both sides come together in brotherhood to celebrate how much of a dickhead each other is for fighting and threatening medieval torture on each other. This usually ends in smex on both sides which is completely forgotten ten seconds later when they are impaling each other and showing their non-existent genitals to each other. This cycle usually continues on a weekly basis at local churches and [[emo]] cafes. Christians can often be found on /b/ creating threads and ranting and complaining about how much they hate Atheists.<br />
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=== Christians and Quakers ===<br />
While the Quakers may claim to be Christians, we know better. Shortly after being founded by a dude who was tired of the Christians' shit (and who some believed was Jesus himself, despite many claims to the contrary), they started advocating women's rights, the freedom of slaves, and not being pretentious douchebags who kill people for not believing the same thing. After making the state Pennsylvania, they all disappeared off the face of the planet, and only once in a while resurface to tell people to stop pointing guns at each other or beating up fags people. Quakers are Christian's worst enemies because the Quakers want to be friends with them while at the same time believing something different, which is obviously just an elaborate trap designed to lure Christians into heathenism.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Rape|Bastard]] [[You|Children]] ===<br />
It would come as a suprise to most, considering all christians are [[Hipocrite|pro-life]] but what they don't tell you as such children are [[Buttsecks|obviously spawn of the devil]] and therefore not a part of God's plan. In other words, [[GTFO|Get the fuck out.]]<br />
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=== Christians and... Christians?! ===<br />
Ironically Christians tend to hate their own kind just as much as they do pretty well everything else in existence. Often this comes in the form of clawing all over one another like uncivilized man-animals vying for the prize of who gets to be the most "holier than thou" of the bunch. Usually this is done by screeching like a howler monkey about how they're <i>true</i> Christians and all the other Christians are fakes, frauds and liars.<br />
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This is largely a result of the fact that their entire belief system is based upon a haphazard collection of ancient fables poorly written in three different languages that were sloppily bitched together during the dark ages with overly piss poor translation and a whole lot of "artistic liberty" to form a book that basically contradicts itself in every other paragraph.<br />
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In total there are roughly FIVE HUNDRED prominent contradictions contained within most accepted versions of the Bible. As such the Bible effectively reads like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" story where any asshole can simply cherry pick pious points to parallel their piggish personality and penurious points of view to pass off whatever piss poor rendition of the religion they like as the ''true'' Christianity. Of course blatantly ignoring all contradictory points and often retarding back to mimetic, circular catch phrases like, "God works in mysterious ways!", whenever they get righteously bitch slapped with their hole ridden hypocrisy.<br />
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=== Christian Oppression ===<br />
[[Image:CUposter.jpg|thumb|Because the majority of the U.S. population is being persecuted. And are hypocrites.]]<br />
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Out of all the other religions, Christians are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 84% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how "oppressed" they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Christianity, you will be accused of being "disrespectful". Example:<br />
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'''Typical Christian:''' Heathens! Hear the Word of God.<br />
: All [[Jews]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:: All [[Muslims]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::: All [[Hindus]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:::: All [[Buddhists]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::::: All [[Wiccans]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:::::: All...<br />
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'''Guy:''' Wait a minute, how are those religions any less valid than Christianity?<br />
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'''Christian:''' How dare you offend my sacred, deeply held beliefs! Stop oppressing me!<br />
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'''Guy:''' [[facepalm|/facepalm]]<br />
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'''Christian:''' (in [[denial|self-righteous]] defiance of '''Guy''')<br />
: 'All [[Atheists]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:: All [[Agnostics]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::: All...<br />
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Often they can be found on /b/ posting pro-Christian copypasta.<br />
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=== Drama-generating Techniques ===<br />
# Question the Bible.<br />
# Ask them why they worship a dead kike on a stick.<br />
# Jesus was a Troll (you been trolled, GBU).<br />
# State that they're 99% [[Atheist]] because they only believe in Yahweh and not any other gods like [[Allah]] and [[Zeus]].<br />
# State that Jesus was a control freak and passive-aggressive.<br />
# State that since God does not believe in a deity that has higher authority over him, that makes God an atheist.<br />
# Tell them that Christianity is a [[Sand_Nigger|Middle Eastern]] religion just like [[Islam]] and [[Judaism]].<br />
# Ask what year Jesus was born.<br />
# When surprised/excited/pissed, yell "Jesus Christ on a (insert any lulzy word here)!". Examples: "[[Buttsex|Jesus Christ on a black guy's dick!]]" or "[[LOL WUT|Jesus H. Tits!"]]) The more obscene it is, the more lulz you will generate. [[Lolwut|Extra points]] for making it ''long'' enough that they'll know that you don't just have [[Tourette's Guy|tourettes]]: "Jesus Mary and Joseph hanging off the Cross for Chrissake God damn it shit!"<br />
# Ask if they're a bastard child or not.<br />
# Ask how many people were at his tomb.<br />
# Ask why a crucified criminal was put in a tomb instead of a mass grave. Fun-fact if they can't answer: One of his followers paid for the tomb.<br />
# Ask how Judas died.<br />
# Remind them that God killed more people in the Bible than Satan did.<br />
<!--# Make note of their [[homophobia]], pointing out even though homosexuality is a sin according to the Bible, [[Fact|the Bible also says Jesus forgives people of their sins]], thus they should accept gays [[Rage|RAEG]] will ensue, most likely followed by a [[Rush Limbaugh|misinformed rant]]. remind them of their latent homosexuality while pretending to be homophobic.--><br />
# Point out how gluttony (aka obesity) is mentioned as a sin more times in the Bible than homosexuality is and then immediately point out how many fat fucks are Christians.<br />
# If they say "the Old Testament no longer applies" to explain why they don't have to eat Kosher food, then ask them why they still invoke the 10 Commandments.<br />
# If they quote the Old Testament to support their views (such as pointing out what Leviticus says about homosexuality), then ask them why they ignore the rest of it, such as verses about tattoos being an abomination, or how the Old Testament requires adulterers, girls who aren't virgins on their wedding night, and people who pick up sticks on the Sabbath to be executed.<br />
# Remind them of their latent homosexuality.<br />
# Remind them if that they truly believed in Jesus, they wouldn't argue about it.<br />
# Ask them why they oppose polygamous marriage when King Solomon had over 700 wives and 300 concubines.<br />
# Point out that the Bible never mentions pedophilia as a sin, and that in Bible times girls were married off as soon as they start ragging.<br />
# Ask them how old the Virgin Mary when she gave birth to Jesus.<br />
# Slap them and ask them to present their other cheek for similar treatment.<br />
# Ask why the [[Smugleaf|talking snake]] is literal but Jesus' command to sell everything they own is metaphorical.<br />
# Ask them why the book of Genesis is literal but why the book of Revelation is metaphorical (they don't believe the Antichrist is going to be an actual creature rising up out of the sea like Godzilla, even though that's what the Bible literally says).<br />
# Ask them if God can kill himself, if they say "yes" then say God isn't immortal, if they say "no" say then God isn't omnipotent<br />
# Ask them if God has a penis. If they say "yes" then ask them what he uses it for. If they say "no" then ask how then is God a "he"?<br />
# If they say God isn't really a "he" or "she", then ask them does that mean God is non-binary?<br />
# Give an intelligent, well-researched explanation of Einstein and Hitler's views on religion.<br />
# Give an intelligent and well-researched explanation of anything.<br />
# Give unintelligent, poorly-researched explanations of everything.<br />
# Point out Bible quotes promoting murder, rape and slavery, then point to Matthew 5:18-19.<br />
# When they accuses [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], point out in the [[Bible]] that they have their own version of Taqiyyah too, which are in Philippians 1:18 and 1 Corinthians 9:19-23<br />
# Ask if Cain and Abel had sex with each other or Eve to make more people.<br />
# Ask them if they've ever had a lustful thought or [[fap|masturbated]], and if they have, why they haven't plucked out their eye or cut off their hand.<br />
# Ask why would God create rules that were impossible to follow, then punish the world/his followers when he could have just sent Christ and fixed everything right away?<br />
# Point out that, based on the appearance of every other individual in the area he was born, Jesus was clearly either black or brown.<br />
# Point at the gold cross dangling from their necklace and accuse them of worshiping a graven idol. (A golden one, no less!)<br />
# Ask Christians the following: Do you believe in [[Cannibalism|transubstantiation]]? [[Trollface| Could you please explain it to me?]]" they explain it. Then you bring up [[Bible| Deuteronomy]]. ([[Contradiction|it says eating human flesh is forbidden. Transubstantiation clams that the bread at the last supper turns into real human flesh]]). Epic lulz will then ensure. <br />
# Explain to them how they would worship an electric chair or a poison gas chamber if Jesus died 20 - 50 years ago.<br />
# Really fuck up their dome by reminding them that in Isaiah 43:10-13, God himself says there is no savior and all men must contact God directly. Ergo, Jesus Christ was, by default, a false prophet. Much hair-pulling and stammering will follow.<br />
# Tell them that you don't have to worry about going to hell because God could change his mind about what he wrote in the Bible. Remind them that God changed his mind when he sent Jesus to die for sinners, and went from being a tyrant who killed anyone who refused to obey him to being all about peace, love and redemption. So who's to say he won't change his mind again and do away with hell entirely? (And if they say he "can't" contradict what's in the Bible then this means he's not omnipotent).<br />
# Say that Christians are tools of the Jewish-dominated Neoconservatives in control of the Republican Party. <br />
# Say that Mary was likely only a [[technical virgin]], considering that Jews circa 5 BCE were highly patriarchal.<br />
# Say that [[Fact|Christianity is nothing but Judaism, version 2.0]]...<br />
# ... and thus, [[Islam]] must be Judaism, version 3.0.<br />
# ... and thus, Mormonism must be Judaism, version 2.5....for the iMac. <br />
# Gently wipe the tears that begin pouring from their eyes.<br />
# Proceed with fucking their virgin mothers.<br />
# You can also place Bibles from your local library or book store in the "fiction" section for added bonus.<br />
# Make a point that Jesus had two fathers.<br />
# Point out that Jesus' suffering for mankind is dwarfed by the suffering experienced by even one of the billions of people he has personally shoved into the pits of hell.<br />
# Use your hands to make quotation marks whenever you mention God or Jesus, or any religious figure.<br />
# Ask how Adam and Eve only had two sons, [[Incest|and yet there are over seven billion people on earth now]]. <br />
# Tell them that Christianity is a cult, it meets the very definition of a cult since the entire faith is founded on worshiping a Jewish dude who claimed to be a Messiah.<br />
# Ask why they don't attack secular marriages since they claim marriage is a religious thing.<br />
# ????<br />
# [[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
# When they claims that humans are not animals, accuse them of committing a cardinal sin, of pride.<br />
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==== Show Christians These Videos to Troll Them With the Truth! ====<br />
'''You can also send them one of these videos, [[for great justice]]!'''<br />
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'''[[Thunderf00t]] proving how stupid [[VenomFangX|Young Earth Creationism is]]!<br />
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'''Disprove Jesus today!!!'''<br />
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'''Christians Murdered Indians--FACT BITCHES!!'''<br />
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'''Quit sucking off to liberalism's dick if you Christians kept opposing Islam!!'''<br />
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== Media ==<br />
Although Christians believe everyone and everything related to media other than Sean Hannity is the world of the devil, the production of Christian media is at an all time [[drugs|high]].<br />
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<big><big>'''Present-Day Crusades'''</big></big><br><br />
Though it is thought that the Crusades were gone long ago, these true Christians, with the help of their Holy Megaphone, they are allowing no escape for open minded individuals. <br />
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=== Christian Music ===<br />
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[[wigger|Gimme dat Christian side hug!]] Dat Christian side hug! I'm a [[faggot|rough rider]] [[anal sex|filled up with Christ's love]]. Side hug or I'll [[O rly?|put you in a coma]]!<br />
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Dont worry though, [[Pedophile|Brian Spinney]] made great [[rap]] to tell the youth of today how great [[Jesus]] is!<br />
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=== Christian Gallery ===<br />
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File:Jesus dinosaur.jpg|LOLWUT<br />
File:HitlerChrist.jpg|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors. An Übermensch is no exception.<br />
File:Basketjesus.jpg|Jesus always liked to bully children.<br />
File:001-Magic_Fish.png|God is fucking with us?<br />
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File:Christianity.jpg|Traditional Christian method of dealing with fags.<br />
File:Behemoth-and-leviathan.jpg|you silly atheists [[bitches don't know|don't know]] that Job and T-Rex were bffs<br />
File:Dinofail.jpg|[[fat|Whales]] and [[Interior Crocodile Alligator|Crocodiles]] ain't Dinos, boy-o.<br />
File:BleedingJesus.jpg|Jesus bleeds for all of us<br />
File:Mr.T.jpg|[[Niggas]]? [[X? In My Y?|In my church?]]<br />
File:VennDiagram jesus.gif<br />
File:Darth.jpg|FUCKEN HEALLLLLLD<br />
File:Bible warning.jpg|[[Atheists]] post this ''ad nauseam'' in order to [[troll]] Christians<br />
File:Christfaggots22.jpg<br />
File:Antimasturbationcross.jpg<br />
File:Porn.jpg||Flatline!<br />
File:BlackJesusJesus.jpg|A [[good]] Christian<br />
File:Birthdefectearneck.jpg|Intelligent design indeed.<br />
File:2008-03-17-seven-deadly-sins-of-religion.jpg|Doing it wrong<br />
File:Listenstoslayer.jpg|You're damn right he does<br />
File:Raepture.jpg|Baptists believe in The [[Rapture]]<br />
File:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.<br />
File:ChristHATECathyz.jpg|Christ is not yours he's MIIIIINE.<br />
File:Creationism-Jebus.jpg|How earth was "created".<br />
File:Evolution_-_Did_Not_Evolve.jpg|Many Christians are still niggers due to lack of evolution.<br />
File:Tumblr ll37h8DhjN1qea3nso1 500.jpg|Proof that most american christians are fucking stupid.<br />
File:Christian.jpg|Because seeing some douchebag wearing a sign is going to make [[you]] change your religion.<br />
File:Fundie gays must die.jpg|Typical Christian bumper sticker. [[h8|FEEL THAT CHRISTIAN LOVE!]]<br />
File:Dangl.jpg|A [[Chris Forcand|christian pedo's]] tiny old cock.<br />
File:Whatchristiansbelieve.jpg|A Christian's view of the seperation of church and state.<br />
File:BlackJesus_WEB.jpg|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors: "Awooogah! Where 'dem White women at?!"<br />
File:Believe in Christ.jpg|Believe in Christ, receive rainbow colored wig.<br />
File:Kenthovind.jpg|A typical Christian dumbass.<br />
File:Zombie jesus.jpeg|Remember, he died for your sins. So give him your brains without a fight.<br />
File:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.<br />
File:OHGODAPOCOLYPSE.jpg|Most offensive File to Christians.<br />
File:Orthodoxy deva marie.jpg|Fap-Fap-Fap<br />
File:One_Woman's_Lie.jpg<br />
File:Occam's_Razor.jpg<br />
File:Godless_Sodomites.jpg<br />
File:God_Is_A_Troll.jpg| He did it for the lulz!<br />
File:Exploring_The_Galaxy.jpg<br />
File:Christian_Dinosaurs.jpg<br />
File:Belly_Buttons.jpg<br />
File:Get In The Hell.gif<br />
File:As_Long_As_You_Believe.jpg<br />
File:Adam_And_Eve-olution.jpg| How it all started.<br />
File:Nigger on Christianity.jpg|Even niggers know Christianity's full of shit<br />
File:Niggerfaggot1.png|[[MLP|Demon]], I cast you out!<br />
File:HowVeryChristianofYou.png|Practice makes perfect!<br />
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File:Zombie jesus.png<br />
File:CallCentreGod.jpg|God is ready to take your prayer.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
===Main===<br />
* [[Bible|Teh holy babble]]<br />
* [[Conservapedia]]<br />
* [[Cults]]<br />
* [[Fundamentalist]]<br />
* [[Good person test]]<br />
* [[Raptor Jesus]]<br />
* [[Rapture]]<br />
* [[The Easter Bunny]]<br />
* [[Way of the master]]<br />
* [[Fake Christians]]<br />
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===Epithets===<br />
* [[Gentiles]]<br />
* [[Goyim]]<br />
* [[Hypocrite]]s<br />
* [[Islam|Infidels]]<br />
* [[Myth]]ical<br />
* [[Retards]]<br />
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===Peoples===<br />
* [[Chris Forcand]]<br />
* [[John Hagee]]<br />
* [[Joshu2uber]]<br />
* [[Kerney Thomas]]<br />
* [[Focus on the Family]]<br />
* [[Fred Phelps]] (of [[God hates fags]] fame)<br />
* [[Joel Osteen]]<br />
* [[Nickolaus]]<br />
* [[Nghtmrchld26]]<br />
* [[Neal Horsley]]<br />
* [[RejectedDreams]]<br />
* [[Sherry Shriner]]<br />
* [[Tim Todd]]<br />
* [[Tony Alamo]]<br />
* [[Tony48219]] - A [[psychotic]] fundamentalist [[YouTube]]r who '''[[murdered]] a fellow [[student]].'''<br />
* [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]] A fundamentalist [[Brony|Horsefucker]] and Young Earth Creationist who has a homo lust for [[Pewdiepie]] and [[fedoras]].<br />
* [[lordelthibar]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
* {{yt|u|habsfan0206|Batshit-insane Christian fundie: lulz guaranteed}}<br />
* [http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ Christfag forum, needs more people trolling]<br />
* [http://www.JewsKilledJesus.com/ The jews killed Jesus]<br />
* [http://godisimaginary.com/| GodIsImaginary.com - LoL even the name of the site alone inflames Christians! Show them this site so that they can hopefully see the folly of Christianity]<br />
* [http://www.fstdt.com Fundies Say The Darndest Things!] - A lulzy website that aggregates hilarious quotes (almost 29,000 as of March [[2009]]) posted by fundies all over the [[net]]<br />
* [http://www.theologyonline.com Theology Online] - "Truthsmackin' for God"<br />
* [http://www.yourgoingtohell.com/ Yourgoingtohell.com] - Christians are known for their impeccable [[grammar]]<br />
* [http://www.biblicalresearchcenter.org/ Biblical Research Center] - The unholy lovechild of Christian fundamentalism and [[science]]<br />
* [http://thensi.ning.com/ The NSI Nation] - christian <s>music</s> earrape at its <s>best</s> worst<br />
* [http://www.armyofgod.com/ Army of God] - A Christian [[terrorist]] group just [[Asking for it|asking to be]] [[V&]]<br />
* [http://www.seesharppress.com/20reasons.html 20 Reasons to Abandon Christianity]<br />
* [http://www.missionamerica.com/ Homosexuality and witchcraft in schools] - Oh my!<br />
* {{ytlink|zBlBk7lw-fk|God Hates ''Star Wars'' and ''Lord of the Rings''!}}<br />
* [http://johnshore.com/2008/07/15/what-would-jesus-do-if-invited-to-a-gay-wedding/ This blog is made of pure fail and AIDS].<br />
* [http://webnut.xanga.com/703620263/jesus-is-a-troll/ Why Jesus Really Came to Earth -- with stupid responses from a Christard]<br />
* [http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-9#comment-99309123 Some Christard thinks that comic book superheroes and Pokemon are works of the devil]<br />
* {{ytlink|H4dzOsnKUJc|Christian school principal loves lolis}}<br />
* [http://jfcshow.com/?p=294 Use to troll christfags]<br />
* [http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/ Virgin christfags united]<br />
* [http://shelleytherepublican.com/ Christfag insanity at its finest]<br />
* [http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1288329642/Mash_Up_Of_Religious_Show_Prank_Calls Prayer talk show lulz]<br />
* {{yt|u|TheRivetthead}} - some fundie Second Adventist Jehovah's witness who is warning us that [[rapture]] will happen in {{CURRENTYEAR}} and that you should be armed for the [[Catnarok|the great day]] he is a [[White Nationalism|holy man]] who is saving you from the [[Apocalypse]] he [[Waco|lives in a safe secret holy temple of christ]] hes are last [[Warren Jeffs|soldier of christ]] are [[Francis E. Dec, Esq.|only hope for a future]] join him and his [[Hutaree|people]]. TODAY BECAUSE HE HAS [[Mormonism|GODS WORDS]] as well as the holy [[Gun|armour of god]]<br />
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/sanderson1611 Pastor Steven Anderson from the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe AZ, if you want some hardcore preaching that slams Jews, Gays, false christians, and features lots of yelling, agressive gesturing, and beating the shit out of a podium, then his sermons are for you. If you want to just know the truth about the Jews and how they relate to Christianity (SPOILER ALERT: THEY ACTUALLY WORSHIP SATAN), then just scroll down to the documentaries section and watch the 1 and 1/2 hour long documentary "Marching to Zion".]<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Christianism}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Founded'''|An-Nasira, 1st century AD}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Central Figures'''|YHWH <br> [[Jesus]]<br> Holy Spirit}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Theology]]'''|Abrahamic <s>Polytheism</s> Monotheism}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religious Law'''|The Ten Commandments<br>Secularism}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Enclosed Instruction Book'''|The Holy [[Bible]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Holy Places'''|Jerussalem, Future Islamic Caliphate<br> Rome, Italy<br> Bethlehem, Future Islamic Caliphate<br>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Sects'''|Catholicism<br>Protestant<br>Lutheran<br>Eastern Orthodoxy<br>Orthodox<br>Mormons <br>Jehovah's Witnesses}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Followers'''|2.4 Billion}}<br />
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[[Image:Religionshovedownthroat1.jpg|thumb|Religion: people always [[Blowjob|shove it down your throat]].]]<br />
[[Image:Crosstika1.gif|thumb|150px|The well known logo of Christianity, once stolen by the <strike>evil</strike> righteous [[Nazis]], but currently reclaimed by Christians everywhere. Spraypaint it on a church today!]]<br />
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<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)|here]] for other uses of the word.</small><br />
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A '''Christian''' (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink|PxmlJtDYy4s|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?|Why do you hate Jesus?]]<br />
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A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.<br />
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Christianity [[fandom]] is one of the oldest, with a history that spans continents and centuries. To suggest to a [[fundamentalist]] ([[hardcore]]) Christian that the [[Bible]] is poorly-written fiction will probably result in you being [[Pwnt|burnt at the stake]]. Christians, like [[furries]], are often very defensive about their degeneracy.<br />
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The most important day of the year for Christians is Easter, when, as Jewish corporate legend would have it, Jesus Christ burst forth from a giant chocolate egg to save you from your [[Fapping|sins]]. The second most important day of the year is [[Christmas]], where Jesus gained 200 pounds in a matter of days (à la Tim Allen in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111070/ that shitty movie]) and then murdered the first born sons of all the heathens Moses-style. <br />
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Christians follow a religion that was created by the [[Jews]] to serve Jewish purposes. Basically, the Jews convinced half of the world to worship their evil tribal god YHWH, and even to worship a [[schizophrenia|batshit crazy]] kike pariah named Jesus as "God in human form". Subconsciously this affects Christians in a severe way, causing them to associate the Jews closely with God, which has allowed the [[Jews]], always a clever lot, to control societies for ages.<br />
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'''Things that piss Christians off:'''<br />
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* [[Science]] (unless it can be used to cause suffering)<br />
* [[Bronies]] & [[Weeaboos]]<br />
* [[Pokemon]] (They think it is [[satanic]])<br />
* Intelligence<br />
* Kindness<br />
* Compassion<br />
* [[fun|Fun/Joy]]<br />
* Thinking<br />
* Literacy<br />
* Reason<br />
* [[Lulz]]<br />
* Healthcare<br />
* Social Programs<br />
* Genuine Freedom (They believe that if you aren't one of them, you are becoming Satan's bitch)<br />
* [[Jews]] (But not Jesus of course)<br />
* [[Harry Potter|Harry Potter Books]]<br />
* [[Bullying|Anti Bullying Legislation]]<br />
* [[Gays]] (Usually, but not when opposing [[Islam]])<br />
* Actually having to read the bible ([[TL;DR]]!)<br />
* [[Barack Obama]]<br />
* [[Islam]]<br />
* [[Evolution]]<br />
* [[Abortion]]<br />
* [[Atheists]]<br />
* [[Illegal alien|Illegal Immigrants]]<br />
* [[Masturbation]]<br />
* [[Dinosaurs]]<br />
* [[Condoms]]<br />
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== [[History]] ==<br />
[[Image:Christian-History.jpg|100px|thumb|left|An unique and amazing history.]]<br />
According to the [[Bible]], [[At least 100|at least 100 years ago]], Jesus of Nazareth<sup>[[?]]</sup> was born in [[Israel]] (actually [[Palestine]]) to an [[irony|unmarried]] Arab couple: a carpenter and a [[Jailbait|14-year-old bitch]] <strike>whom God paid ten cents to love Him longtime</strike> that was cheating with some other dude. Jesus was born in a barn, surrounded by [[Furrys|animals]] because his parents were [[poor]] as shit. He was an asshole growing up, running away from his parents to [[rape|heal]] [[Disease|lepers]] and drink [[wine]] in temples with [[hobo]]s. Jesus is known to have made up some crazy shit and told everyone that [[Schizophrenia|God told him to say it]]. But of course, we now know that it was just all the [[LSD|acid.]]<br />
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When he was older, [[slut|lots of people liked him]] and invited him to their parties because he could ([[allegedly]]) turn water into wine and make bread and [[pussy|fish]] appear out of nowhere. He also ([[allegedly]]) made people [[zombie|come back from the dead]] and ruined everyone's fun by healing [[aspie]]s and everyone else that had [[mental disorders]] and made them [[Anonymous|normal members of society.]]<br />
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Eventually, people got pissed off at him for ruining their fun and using shitty box wine. Seeing the opportunity, [[Neoconservative|Karl Rove]] advised Pontius Pilate on how to [[murder]] Jesus and become the leader of Israel, which at that point was owned by [[mafia|Rome]]. Eventually, Jesus was [[pwnt|nailed to a cross]], though he came back to life three days later. [[Jews]] were just as power/money-hungry then as they are now, so they told everyone that Jesus died for his followers and anyone who did everything "Jesus" said could go to heaven. They also made up stories and told people Jesus said them, then they wrote them in 66 different books that collectively make up [[Lies|'''The <big>Holy</big> Bible''']]. Jesus's [[Fanboys|devoted followers]] actually believed this shit, and thus, Christianity was born.<br />
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[[Image:NaziPriests.jpg|thumb|center|250px|Christian ideology has not changed much throughout [[history]]]]<br />
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== Beliefs ==<br />
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=== Ten Commandments ===<br />
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'''1-4''': All about kissing god's ass, nothing to do with being a good person. Fuck you, it's all about the Jesus.<br />
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'''5''': Children should respect their parents, nothing about parents respecting their children.<br />
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'''6, 8, & 9''': Actions that every single society practices, even atheist ones. Christianity doesn't own them.<br />
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'''10''': You're not allowed to think certain things, despite the fact that people only better themselves when they want what others have. Oh, and it's ok to have slaves (which many bibles amusingly translate as "servants" in this passage.)<br />
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Nothing about rape, abuse, corruption, slavery etc.<br />
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=== The Other Ten Commandments ===<br />
The other ten commandments are in Exodus 34. The first two are "commit genocide", and "srsly: commit genocide". Most of the rest are bullshit ceremonial practices. But this one is fascinating:<br />
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19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.<br />
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Note the lack of any mention of what happens to the children of slaves. Do you think the hebrews redeemed them (buying them back form Jehovah) at the rate of 1 shekel per crotchnugget? Of course not. There are several spots in the pentateuch where Jehovah clearly insists on human sacrifice. This is one of them. The whole business with Jesus was about God requiring a human sacrifice - it's what Christianity is basically ''about''. Nevar Forget!<br />
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=== Jesus ===<br />
[[Image:Oldtyme2.jpg|thumb|right|This is what happens when Christianity is left in the hands of amateurs.]]<br />
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Christian mythology revolves around a [[Mary Sue|Gary Stu]] by the name of Jesus. Jesus was a [[Jewish]] carpenter who was born from a [[16-year-old girl]], who got [[pregnant|knocked up]] after she was [[surprise sex|encountered]] by an angel. After [[failing]] in his first job as a carpenter, Jesus became a [[Criss_Angel|magician]], developed a huge fetish for [[BDSM]], and became [[an hero]] for your sins. <br />
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As if this isn't ridiculous enough, Christians also believe that you must pray every day to his [[Zombie|undead corpse]] to remove the [[evil]] from your soul that was put there by an all-[[trolling|loving]] God because a rib-[[woman]] ate an apple offered to her by a talking snake who was actually [[Satan]].<br />
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Christians will only argue about Christianity if [[you]] agree to four preconditions:<br />
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# All information in the Bible is [[true]], except when it's in [[Verbose|metaphors]].<br />
# Jesus eats your [[sins]] so that you can go to [[Heaven|Skyland]].<br />
# There is one God and He is real (and [[male]]). No exceptions.<br />
''...therefore'', Christianity is the one and only [[Truth]]. [[Unrealistic_expectations|QED]].<br />
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and remember, there is also a list of guidelines to attacking the book of Revelation:<br />
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# If any [[bullshit|strange occurrence]] listed in that book happened in any order remotely close to that written in Revelation, [[goatse|Jesus]]! The prophecy is being fulfilled, [[Chimp out|REJOICE!]]<br />
# If you are arguing that an occurrence directly contradicted this book of divine vision, you must be reading it out of context.<br />
# If you can prove that you're speaking in the proper context, and Revelation is still being contradicted, it must be in GOD'S CONTEXT.<br />
# If the point is made multiple times outside of the context it is written in for that particular phrase, it must be a parable.<br />
# YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO QUESTION GOD'S WORD ANYWAY. All questions will be answered when the Hale-Bopp comet arrives, and [[an_hero|takes us to the level above human]]. Adventist are the ultimate Jew-Christians and should be [[awwwright|ass-raped]].<br />
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Disclaimer: Most Christians probably couldn't read that anyway, as the KJV of the bible is beyond most of their vocabularies. See the watered down holy book in layman's terms here.[http://www.christianity.about.com/od/faqhelpdesk/p/newinternationa.htm The Holy Bible: TL;DR]<br />
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{{quote|If Jesus came from the Jews why are there still Jews?<br />
If Christianity came from Judaism where is the transitional church?<br />
If Christ died for my sins why do you call me a sinner?|<br />
TheXroadr doesn't have all the answers, but he's asking all the right questions.}}<br />
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=== St. Paul ===<br />
St. Paul, as he explains in the Book of Romans chapters 6-8, was a massive [[fag]]. He dealt with this by deciding that he himself was spiritually good, and that his faggotry was entirely a product of his sinful, sinful body. It isn't he himself being a fag, it is ''the sin in him'' being a fag.<br />
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{{quote3|Rom 7:14 For we know that the law is spiritual, but I am of the flesh, sold under sin. 15 For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. 16 Now if I do what I do not want, I agree with the law, that it is good. 17 '''So now it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.''' 18 For I know that nothing good dwells in me, that is, in my flesh. For I have the desire to do what is right, but not the ability to carry it out. 19 For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I keep on doing. 20 '''Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.'''<br />
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21 So I find it to be a law that when I want to do right, evil lies close at hand. 22 For I delight in the law of God, in my inner being, 23 but I see '''in my members''' another law waging war against the law of my mind and making me captive to the law of sin that dwells in my members. 24 Wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death?}}<br />
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But thanks to Christ, if his sinful, sinful body did (and continued to do) these sinful, sinful things, then that was ok.<br />
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{{quote3|25 Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself serve the law of God with my mind, but '''with my flesh I serve the law of sin.''' 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. 2 For the law of the Spirit of life has set you free in Christ Jesus from the law of sin and death.}}<br />
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So it's ok to bugger small boys if you are a Christian, "Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord!". <br />
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Salvation, simply, is that after you die you get a new, spiritual body from Jesus which is untainted with Adam's original sin, and you can be free of this horrible business of buggering small boys forever! Hurrah! But for the time being - pedo.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Sex]] ===<br />
[[Image:Altar Boyz.jpg|thumb|150px|This is what happens as a result of their experiences!]]<br />
[[Image:Emochristfag.png|thumb|100px|right|Why so [[emo]]?]]<br />
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Unlike [[Buddhism|certain other religions]], Christianity isn't big on giving you prescriptions ([[DO IT|what you can or should do]]). Rather, Christianity is all about the <u>pro</u>scriptions (what you can't do under penalty of God-delivered [[pwnage|lightning bolt]]) to the genitals. Leastwise one good thing can come out of fucking a Christian girl. They are more likely to have anal sex since they cannot have Vaginal sex until they are married. It's not [[gay]] if [[Shota|he's under 13]]... right?<br />
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'''Following the tenets of Christianity can't have [[sex]] with:'''<br />
# Anyone outside of marriage.<br />
# [[Bestiality|Animals]]. Which means [[furries]] can't be Christians. Even religion has its upsides.<br />
# [[Homosexuals|People of your own gender]].<br />
# [[Incest|Members of your own family]]. (Unless you are Lot's daughters and have booze [https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Gen%2019.30-38 Genesis 19: 30-39])<br />
# A woman who is on her [[period]].<br />
# ...or even [[Masturbation|your own hand]].<br />
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Funny thing is, [[pedophilia]] is ''never'' mentioned in the Bible as a form of sexual immorality. So Catholic priests touching altar boys is [[BABY FUCK|awwwright]] according to 3,000 year old anachronistic scripture written by hallucinating drunkards. adding insult to injury, [[Islamophobia|Islamophobic]] Christfags have accused Prophet [[Muhammad]] of pedophilia, when there is no condemnation of it in [[the Bible]] at all, [[hypocrite]] much?<br />
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[[Image:Fundies sign.jpg|thumb|250px|center|Notice how "[[child]] [[molest|molesting]] '''''[[heterosexual]]s'''''" is not on the list. This indicates a pro-[[lolicon]] stance which is good news for [[12chan]]ners!]]<br />
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Given these brutal restrictions, it is no surprise that sex scandals are common among the Christian aristocracy. The type of scandal varies by denomination:<br />
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* '''Protestants:''' Leave their wives to run off with [[Jailbait|teenage]] [[sluts]].<br />
* '''Evangelicals/Fundamentalists/[[conservatives|Neoconservatives]]:''' Caught in gay sex scandals, despite being rampant [[homophobes]]. ''Example: [[Ted Haggard]], busted for repeatedly hiring and smoking meth with ([[Lie|but supposedly not having sex with]]) gay prostitutes.''<br />
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More ironic is that they oppose homosexuality yet regularly practice sexual repression, believing fornication to be a sin and that Jesus will punish you for even masturbating or having lustful thoughts about a woman. (What better way to prevent homosexuality than convincing men that being attracted to women is evil? lol). Despite evidence showing that feeling shameful about sexual desire actually lowers testosterone in males (and that testosterone levels may very well indeed play a role in homosexuality); not to mention studies showing it may even lead to developing sexual perversions (as in the case of serial killer Ed Gein and the boy-fondling priests), Christians prove to be their own worst enemies by encouraging the very behaviors with their Puritanical attitudes which they so despise, just like the conservative Republicans who oppose abortion while still opposing contraception and sex education at the same time.<br />
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=== The Bible ===<br />
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[[File:Unsealing the Daniel Cipher movie by Perry Stone.jpg|thumb|100px|People who trip on [[LSD|acid]] see this sort of shit; people who trust the bible ''believe'' this sort of shit.]]<br />
[[Image:Flat earth.jpg|thumb|200px|The universe according to the bible]]<br />
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{{squote|If no one was in the world was a Christian and you magically found a bible, you would not believe in all of the bullshit presented|Some guy named philip with the [[truth]]}}<br />
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The [[Shit nobody cares about|Bible]] is a [[boring]] space opera where God, a [[bipolar]] [[Xenu|intergalactic tyrant]], fucked everyone over who ever thought of crossing him in an effort to show them who wore the pants. <br />
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Despite his repeated [[ruination]] of mankind, he eventually grew tired of killing off nearly all of the population of which he created and forcing them to incestuously reproduce because he's such a nice guy. He does, however, hate fags. Just ask his favorite man[[slave]], [[Fred Phelps]].<br />
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All Christians are [[hardcore]] fans of the [[Bible]] and will literally stab you in the face if you do not immediately embrace their exact view of [[God]]. This exact view [[hypocrisy|conveniently]] ignores Jesus' explicit prohibitions against self defense and divorce while embracing imaginary prohibitions against [[drug|drugs]]. They reject basic [[evolution|scientific facts]] due to skepticism, yet in a stunning twist, they believe fucking [[bullshit|everything]] written in any book labeled "The Bible", regardless of how unbelievable it is.<br />
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Oddly, that guy's name is [[Softpaw|southpaw]], and left-handed people are EVIL according to the bible (that's where the term "sinister" comes from, TEH MOAR U KNO!)<br />
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==== The Bible: Special Edition 2-disc Set ====<br />
[[Image:Bible non.jpg|thumb|/b/ on Christianity.]]<br />
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Most Christians are split between the [[canon]] original (aka Old Testament) and the money grabbing reboot (aka New Testament). There's also the shitty fanfic spinoff of the New Testament (aka [[Mormon|The Book of Mormon]]), which somehow manages to be even more batshit crazy than the canonical Bible to the point that even real Christians won't go near it, and there is much debate as to which version is best. Clearly, you can trust [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to give you advice on such matters.<br />
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===== [[Oldfag|Old Testament]] =====<br />
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[[Image:Communist-Christianity.png|thumb|[[Bullshit|Christianity: Freedom, Peace, and Equality for everyone.]]]]<br />
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Starting from the beginning of all life as we know it, we learn of [[genesis|God and the mysterious ways of how he rolls]]. The majority of the Old Testament is made up of telling a lulzy world history that science would've made boring (one must admit, "And on the 3,749,158th day, the amorphous blob grew leg-like appendages" isn't very inspiring when framed and hung up on some redneck's wall). The lulz stem from whenever God, seeing that his creation is plagued with [[Newfag|sinners]] and [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/|evil]], decides to [[troll IRL]]. These included actions such as [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|flooding the entire world]], [[Wordfilter|creating the concept of foreign languages just to confuse everybody]], [[George_Bush|slaughtering innocent children]], and [[April_Furs_Day|destroying everyone and everything having anything to do with a city full of faggotry]].<br />
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However, God has shown [[Troll's_remorse|a kinder side]], as that last act caused him to give a similar city a second chance by sending some [[Fred_Phelps|self-righteous asshole]] to tell them to cut it out. They did, but this wasn't enough for the man. Miles away, the man [[Alex_wuori|commanded God to kill them anyway]], hoping to lulz with God. The man waited for days, but God, feeling untrollish, ignored him, turning him into a [[Lolcow|weeping husk of a man]]. God let him die, leaving him and the world a message: "[[X_is_not_your_personal_army|God is not your personal army.]]" The rest of the Old Testament is boring as desiccated dog shit.<br />
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Basically, this half of The Bible is used as proof that [[shit nobody cares about|evolution is wrong]] and anyone who disagrees is [[irony|educated stupid]] (That MIT education of yours? FOUNDED ON LIES). It is also used by [[Ann Coulter|trolls taking the form of Christians]] to tell people that God is an [[Rush Limbaugh|abusive, alcoholic, vengeful son of a bitch]]. It is also the part of The Bible that Jews prefer. [[JEWS_DID_WTC|Not that it means anything]].<br />
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Bible trivia:<br />
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Did you know that God thought the script was weak from the start and therefore decided to kill off [[over 9000]] characters in the first part, in a desperate measure to gain more likes?<br />
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===== [[Newfag|New Testament]] =====<br />
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It's a bit like the Old Testament, but with 100% more [[Moralfag|Jesus]], and [[PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/OPERATION_RECONNECT|a lot less of God's awesome wrath]]. Basically, Jesus goes around, impressing people with His [[b/space_Day|ability to hack into reality (and put Goatse everywhere)]], sharing his [[Computer_Science_III|wisdom]] and [[liek|love]] for his [[Mudkips|children]] and [[Nerd_rage|flipping tables over]]. He also says [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|the Old Testament should be ignored]]. Many claim he was the only perfect man. Emphasis on "only", and for good reason: nobody could stand him. They couldn't take anymore of his [[anus]] perpetually crapping out moralfaggotry, so they [[pwned|nailed him to a tree]]. Shortly afterwards, the guy who grassed him up decided he'd [[Troll's Remorse|gone too far]], so he became [[an hero]]. Not much else happens, except for Armageddon, which involves Wal-Mart and demons using our heads as toilets (No, seriously).<br />
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This half of The Bible is the one more universally accepted as the shiny, happy, [[Lame|family-friendly]] version of God. As such, it was perfect material for a great, fun-for-the-whole-family movie, which would be called ''The Passion of the Christ''. A three-hour [[guro]] flick, every God-fearing mother dragged their kids to see it saying that [[Fact|the R-rating means that the material is a sensitive subject that is told in a manner that isn't sugar-coated, and is intended for persons mature enough to handle it]], like their 6-year-old son. Despite this glimmer of intelligence, this logic is never, ever applied to any form of media unless it involves how great and superior Christianity is (''The Godfather'', despite also featuring Italian thugs, was a waste of celluloid).<br />
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=== Things Christians ironically don't care about anymore ===<br />
* Child Molestation<br />
* Crooks<br />
* [[Pornography]]<br />
* Divorce<br />
* Pathological Lying<br />
* Greed<br />
* Torture<br />
* Gambling<br />
* [[Poverty]]<br />
* Explicit Music<br />
* [[Violence]] (in general)<br />
* Sex out of wedlock<br />
* Teen Pregnancy<br />
* [[Catholics]] <br />
* [[Alcohol]] & [[Tobacco]]<br />
* [[Bronies]]<br />
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== Forms of Christianity ==<br />
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=== [[God Hates Fags|Baptist]] ===<br />
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[[Image:Snakehandler.jpg|thumb|right|Baptist fighting monk in Level Three Serpent Style battle-mode.]]<br />
[[Image:Ted-Haggard-Ehl-Oh-Ehl.jpg|thumb|right|An inspiration to all.]]<br />
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Interchangeable with [[Evangelion|Evangelicalism]], Baptist is a [[fundamentalist]] [[Scientology|cult]] of Christianity that is generally associated with people who have three teeth and [[incest|fuck their sisters]]; these people generally live in states such as [[Louisiana]], [[Mississippi]], [[Alabama]], [[Georgia]], and [[South Carolina]]. Unfortunately, Baptists are also located all over the [[United States]] and [[world]]. <br />
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Although a roaring success as a cult, there's practically nothing which all or even most Baptists can agree on that separates them from other types of Christianity, except thinking yelling "I'm saved" is the coolest thing [[ever]]. Their members are often known for their [[fascist]] political leanings and tendency to be [[fucktarded|profoundly moronic]] [[redneck]]s. Southern Baptists also often say that anyone who dances and/or consumes alcohol is going to hell, which is total [[bullshit]] since half of the Bible is all about people [[college|getting drunk and fucking.]] They will stop at nothing to make sure [[YOU]] aren't having teh [[gay]] sexzorz, except when [[Ted Haggard|they are]], in which case it's for the good of Jesus. Despite wanting to [[rape]] and [[ban|pillage]] every intelligent thought outside of PRAY-AH, they've some how managed to stumble into politics to [[troll]] the [[gays]] as to keep them from [[gay|prancing in fields]] and [[fellatio|licking lollipops]]. Also, most Baptists [http://www.jhm.org/support-israel.asp <3 Jews] which is just stupid. DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET IT! [[JEWS DID WTC|THE FUCKING KIKES DID WTC]] [[Mel Gibson|AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO KILLED JESUS IN THE FIRST PLACE!]] AND THEY STILL TO THIS DAY LIE ABOUT THE [[Holocaust|HOLOCAUST]], [[CAPSLOVE|THEY DO NOT DESERVE OUR LOVE OR EVEN THE RIGHT TO LIVE, WE NEED TO MAKE THE HOLOCAUST REAL, WHO'S WITH ME???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[south_park|HASSAN HASSAN!]]<br />
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tldr; These types are either jew loving sheeple like the elderly in your family who believe in things like The Rapture (as popularized by [[The Rapture|Left Behind]]), or Full-tilt Nazis who'll stone and crucify everyone else on the Day of The Rope/Judgement Day.<br />
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{{squote|The [[feminist]] agenda is not about equal rights for [[women]]. It is about a [[socialist]], anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their [[bitch|husbands]], kill their [[children]], practice [[Wiccan|witchcraft]], destroy [[capitalism]], and become [[lesbians]].|[[Pat Robertson]] telling the [[truth]]}}<br />
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{{squote|"You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.|Pastor Ezekiel from [http://www.landoverbaptist.net Landoverbaptist.net]}}<br />
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Baptists control fucking [[everything]] from their Jesus-clad ivory towers in order to sell [[lies|SALVATION]] and stomp angrily at whatever happens to offend them <s>this week</s> five minutes ago. They tend to alienate the entire nation by claiming [[AIDS]], God's weapon of choice, is going to [[anal|assrape]] everyone into loving Jesus. When not blaring their love of God on every TV, radio, and newspaper, they take to [[Westboro Baptist Church|PREACHIN' TO DA MASSES]]. This usually varies from drowning people, punching them in the face, or raping eardrums through the power of extremely shitty music. The best preacher ever to be born <s>is</s> was [[Ted Haggard]] who warned the [[hypocrite|gay and drugged]] to lead a moral and just life. <br />
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Baptist services are generally characterized as extremely cheerful and [[fun]]. There is usually a snake-handling session with some angry rattlers, plus some spontaneous cancer and paralysis cures.<br />
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A tradition that many Baptists have is to hate on Catholics because of [[shit nobody cares about|negligible differences in their Christian beliefs]]. They complain that Catholics don't read the [[Bible]] and are otherwise just ignorant, but what they often forget to mention is that only about 10% of Baptists have even graduated [[college]]. However, this still puts them way above pentecostals as well as [[Scientologists]].<br />
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(Note: "Baptists" equals "Southern Baptists". There were apparently going to be Northern Baptists, but they [[GTFO|didn't make the theatrical cut.]])<br />
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=== Fundamentalists ===<br />
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Fundamentalists are not necessarily a denomination, but are usually [[XXX|hardcore]] redneck [[incest|sister-fucking]] evangelical Protestants from the Bible Belt and the Midwest, who believe that evolution is a hoax, all media entertainment is evil, and that liberals are in a grant conspiracy to destroy [[shit no one cares about|Christian values]] by forcing their kids to watch MTV and listen to Jay-Z. <br />
[[John Hagee|Fundamentalist Christianity is basically a cult which gives the Scientologists a run for their money.]]<br />
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A brief synopsis of [[fundamentalist]]s:<br />
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Fundies in Zion, Illinois (aka Jesusland) also taught that the [[flat earth]] theory was fact up until the 1950s, claiming that some obscure Bible passage proved that modern science was wrong about the earth being round, just like they do with evolution.<br />
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Fundies always ''claim'' to follow the Bible literally and exactly. They unabashedly state that [[rape]] and [[slavery]] - incredibly popular in the Old Testament, are no longer acceptable, based on the undeniable <u>[[fact]]</u> that the New Testament pushed the Old Testament into [[Old media|obsolescence]]. Trolling them is as easy as pointing to The New Testament book of Philemon (where Paul basically tells a runaway nigger to get back to his cotton field) or Matthew 5:17-20 :<br />
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Tldr; These fucktarded, jew loving heretics who don't even fully read the bible don't even comprehend that the Old Testament still applies and was not "abolished" by Jesus or some shit.<br />
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=== Catholicism ===<br />
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Cath<u>'''lol</u>i'''cs, or '''Cathyz''' as they are called [[OTI]], are just as dumb as other Christians except they worship [[Pope|a creepy old guy in a phallus-shaped hat]], pray to the [[whore|Virgin Mary]] more than they do to Jeebus, believe they're [[cannibalism|eating Jesus' real flesh and blood]] during communion, and are even bigger [[virgin|vaginaphobes]] than the Protestants (they think [[birth control|condoms]] are [[devil|teh debil]], but [[pedophilia|banging an altar boy in the ass]] isn't as bad since there's no [[vagina]] involved). Every year, the [[Catholic]] teenagers go to Rumspringa, a sort-of spiritual spring-break, where they get to commit crimes and [[fellatio|suck]] [[cock]] without getting in trouble. After they're done sucking [[cock]], they go get wasted off of Jesus [[cum|juice]].<br />
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You can identify a [[Catholic]] girl by her willingness to let you stick your penis in [[Technical virgin|any orifice but her vagoo]]. <br />
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{{quote|[[AIDS]] is a just retribution for improper sexual misconduct"|Mother Teresa, using a double negative}}<br />
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The organization which Catholics belong to (and typically know nothing about) is the Roman Catholic Church, located in the red light district of Rome. It was founded as the [[Nazi]] [[pedophile]] division [[no more than 99]] years ago by [[Adolf Hitler]] himself. It quickly grew in numbers as [[pedo|child molesters]] joined the priesthood looking for a nice bit of [[shota]]. Today, it has branches all over the world and probably has one just round the corner from your home. You can drop the kids off there at any time!<br />
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=== Lutheran ===<br />
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Founded on the beliefs of Martin Luther. Not to be confused with Martin Luther King Jr.(See [[nigra]].) Martin Luther was one of the first [[IRL trolls]], in that he used to debate the ideology of Catholicism by nailing pieces of paper filled with his anti-semitic ramblings onto the front doors of churches before mass. The resultant political instability from what was at the time, [[Heresy|super heresy]], eventually resulted in a thirty year long civil war that dragged in almost every major power at the time and killed eight million plus people and fucked up all of continental Europe for a long time. What a masterful ruse!<br />
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He is to be considered a god amongst trolls, and invented the phrase [[DO IT FAGGOT]] due to the epic size of his [[balls]].<br />
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He also gets +1 Internetz because people to this day worship a religion based on his trolling.<br />
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He also had the typical German preoccupation with [[shit]]. He fought the devil by throwing shißer (amusingly retconned to "ink" by fags). He said he would fill his trousers with shit and hang them around the neck of the devil.<br />
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Lutherans are a naturally depressed race because, as Lutherans, they have fewer human rights than Jews in WW2. <br />
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=== Eastern Orthodoxy ===<br />
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Orthobros say this is the true church of Christ, and the Rome zioniggers say it isn't and they're all schismatics. Is one right? Is the other right? We don't know, but most orthodox fathers are le based tradpilled larp racism soooo eermmm... it won?<br />
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This denomination had its heyday during the Dark Ages and [[Bullshit|is basically just a Catholic spinoff]]. <br />
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Catholicism is a spinoff of Eastern Orthodoxy. See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism The Great Schism] for more info.<br />
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It has largely been wiped out by a combination of [[Turks|Turkroaches]], [[Communism]], and the Catholic Church.<br />
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Still remains the truest (so most jewish) church.<br />
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=== Episcopalian ===<br />
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[[Episcopalian|Episcopalians]] just use Jesus as an excuse to drink [[alcohol]], which leads to all sorts of different interpretations of the Bible and which cocktail is right for which occasion. <br />
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Most of the other traits of the other Christian groups are not found with the Episcopalians since Episcopalians are typically not sober and have real shit to worry about. Episcopalians typically believe in evolution, sex, drinking, and all the other good fun shit the other Christians hate. This is because most Episcopalians are normal people who just want to make it look like they do the whole go to church thing since it looks good when they are trying to get a job or pick up women. <br />
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The typical Episcopal service on Sunday morning involves getting ready to drink at the end, followed by cocktails in the parish hall after. Then Episcopalians will have brunch where they will consume even more alcohol. By Sunday evening, they are usually passed out often in a stranger's bed, on the golf course, or are still drinking up a storm.<br />
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The majority of Episcopalians are OK with things like divorce, pre-marital sex and abortion, since when you are drunk most of the time these things can be frequent problems. Sex with priests is something that both men and women can enjoy, since there are male and female priests, some of who are gay so everybody wins!<br />
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=== Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses ===<br />
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[[Mormons]] and [[Jehovah's Witnesses]] are the two weirdest offshoots of Christianity, best known for their constant pestering of everyone. Mormons believe that their church founder Joseph Mormon gained all the secrets of life by sucking on Jesus' penis in a vision in the 1800s and part of this knowledge was that all other Christians were [[DOING IT WRONG]]. He then got a visit from an angel called [[Moron]]i who said a [[JEWS DID WTC|chosen Jewish tribe had come to America]] two thousand years before Columbus and wrote a bunch of holy books and shit mainly chronicling how Jesus was an honorary American and told every Jew there to marry niggers and Native Americans so both could become white. (Silly Jesus, [[Truth|Jews aren't white!]])<br />
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Unlike Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses don't add extra books to the Bible, instead using some whacko-jacko translation some guy pulled out of his ass one day. They believe Jesus died on a stake, that there is no Holy [[The Matrix|Trinity]] and they do not believe in Hell. Like all religions, they believe that they are the only people who will be helped by God into [[Buttsex|Paradise]]. However, Jehovah's also believe that the word of God is meant to be spread through any means necessary, which means throwing Bibles at car windshields, refusing life-saving blood transfusions [[For the lulz|for vague reasons]], worshiping in Kingdom Halls rather than Churches, knocking someone's door every two hours, preaching the Bible for days in the rain to people who don't give a shit, being the Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]] and generally being bat shit insane and annoying. Witnesses and Mormons are generally exiled to states no one gives a shit about, like [[Utah]] or [[Montana]].<br />
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Other Christians harbor a strong hatred for Witnesses and Mormons and will claim they are [[BAWWWW|oppressed]] by them as usual, even though they generally [[Lynching|send mobs to kill them]]. Instead of the reason for hatred being because of their annoying and bat shit insane nature like normal people, Christians hate them for minor dogmatic differences. A Christfag will scoff at the notion of Jesus dying on a stake instead of a cross or God being one being instead of three different ones within one (PREPOSTEROUS!!!). They will laugh at the belief of Jews coming to America despite their own belief that all humans (even niggers and [[azns]]) are descended from inbred Heebs who survived a flood. Witnesses, in return, hate other Christians a lot, especially Catholics, and will take a break from their preaching to vomit on a Catholic they sense in the vicinity and wail at them and follow them around calling them [[Satan|Satanic]].<br />
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And don't forget Seventh-day Adventists! They are the worst kind. They don't eat meat, drink, smoke, have sex, smile or party. They do other weird ass shit, like half-assedly following convenient kosher laws.<br />
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=== Christians (Internet Species) ===<br />
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[[Image:HitlerJesus.jpg|thumb|180px|Jesus and [[Hitler]] are BFFs.]]<br />
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Christians love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Jesus train to dialup to begin their cyber Manifest Destiny of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more religious Christ zealots find their way online to secure God's position firmly on its grounds. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is quoting the bible somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Christians make up a large pool of easily trolled targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. E-Christians (aka Christfags) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and gestapo sects do not translate in any way online. They are weak cry-baby carebears who quit the Internet forever at the drop of their hat.<br />
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==== Christianity LiveJournal Community ====<br />
{{ljcomm|user=Christianity}} is moderated by jjostm, ariston, and pould. This community is the home of much [[drama]]. Past graduates have included [[purelily]], foxmagic, and [[Nathan Sheets]]. Once upon a time, butt sex used to be the prime object of discussion, but now all "love juice" questions are directed at {{ljcomm|user=christianitysex}}. Instead, the denizens of this community now get their holy mojo risin' via hilariously pseudo-nonchalant usage of [[Jewish]] and [[Hebrew]] terms, to make themselves sound more "authentic" or whatever.<br />
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This group is especially useful for those who suspect themselves of being damned. A quick listing of your sins will result in helpful feedback indicating not only which circle of hell you will suffer in for all eternity, but whether your assigned demons will use pitchforks or cattle prods. <br />
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The group is able to offer this service through member myprophet, who has announced she is God's appointed voice on Earth. The Pope denies this, saying he is God's appointed voice on Earth. George [[W]]. Bush says they are both crazy blasphemers, and he is God's appointed voice on Earth. Attempts to settle the issue through a walk-that-water challenge have as yet been unsuccessful due to scheduling difficulties, however God is quoted as saying "Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know why I bother."<br />
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==== Trolling ====<br />
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Provided are pastas for [[troll]]ing Christians:<br />
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In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Dark Father, from the treacherous and the violent and make the river bed run red with the blood of the saints and the blood of the self-righteous. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names: Satan! Ba'al Z?bûb! Leviathan! Asmodeus! Abaddon!<br />
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[[Allahu akbar]]. [[Islam|Ashhadu 'an la ilaha illa-allah, wa ashhadu 'anna Muhammadan rasulu-llah. (لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱلله)]]<br />
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A trusty example of your common Internet Christian:<br />
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{{tinyquote|So I asked Jesus how much he loved me and he replied "THIS MUCH" and stretched his arms, but, he just sorta stretched them... and then died. <br />
''I walked away, diappointed, I'd expected him to at least hug me, but we'll see what happens on the next date.<br />
''It's in 3days.|Some chrisfag}}<br />
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Christians are also incredibly good at walking into traps on internet chat rooms. Here's an example of that:<br />
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Charles Stuben: I prayed two years for my wife before she died of cancer, and it didn't seem to help much.<br />
Tom (UK): How do you know it didn't help?<br />
Charles Stuben: Because she's dead in the ground.<br />
Charles Stuben: I generally take that as meaning it didn't help.<br />
Tom (UK): Maybe it did help. Maybe she's in heaven experiencing the love of God's Holy Trinity.<br />
Charles Stuben: So she's in heaven sucking God's cock now? I feel so much better.<br />
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM CATHOLICHAT.|Silveracecard trolling Christians on Catholichat}}<br />
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== [[Drama|The Enemies of Christ]] ==<br />
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[[Image:Christiansunite01.jpg|thumb|What the Christian revival movement ''really'' needs: [[True|fewer TV preachers]], [[Anders Behring Breivik|more ass-kicking Crusaders]]]]<br />
[[Image:For God and Country.jpg|thumb|230px|Last bastion of Christendom. Save [[America|Murriccaaa]]!!!111]]<br />
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=== Christians and [[Jews]] ===<br />
Like all good human beings, Christians hate Jews. And even Scripture haz to support this, see John 8:44 and Revelation 3:9. Zer kikes are le synagogue of Soytan according to the True scripture.<br />
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Since 1949, Christians (Christians just for name, it's just Evangelical Protestants, aka Messianic Kikes) have had a [[holocaust|hell of a time]] trying reconcile their hatred of Jews with their bootlicking love to the State of [[Israel]]. <br />
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Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.<br />
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Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still hates Evangelical Christians] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the [[Talmud]], and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!<br />
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{{quote|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}<br />
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=== Christians and [[Muslims]]===<br />
Christians usually hates the religion of Islam, and [[truth|stereotypes]] Muslims as [[terrorists]] or barbaric and uncivillized people, mainly because of [[9/11]] (even though [[Jews]] actually did it), [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia Law]], [[Rapefugee|Rapefugees]], etc;<br />
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Starting a drama between a Muslim and a Christian is easy, just as soon as any of two talks about Islam, depending on the topic, the Christian will spews out any arguments against Islam, while the Muslim uses any arguments to convince the Christian that Islam is a religion of peace ([[fact|it is not, actually]]), but if the Muslim have some balls and managed to read the damn [[bible]], The Muslim can actually use counter-arguments to point out hypocrisy of the arguments that Christian used. <br />
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Islam and Christianity shares morality and values, such as being traditionalists and againts [[faggots]] and degenerates, but Christians, due to their hatred toward Islam that is greater than their love toward Jesus Christ, they instead resorted to sucking off liberalism and secularism's dickes for arguing against Islam, even though the arguments they oppose Islam for are present on their religion too, for example: Christians accused Prophet [[Muhammad]] of rapist because of his [[Polygamy|polygynous]] marriage, yet unaware on their bible, that Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines, as well many other arguments too. (see "Drama-generating Techniques" section in this page.)<br />
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From 2014 to 2019, [[Cuckservative]] Christians did actually condemn Muslim countries for applying Sharia law to own the [[fags]], when they should have been admired and condone it since isn't Christianity is against [[homosexuality]] too? after 2019, when some [https://twitter.com/Dniskr/status/1629641240328142849 Churches began to be woke, which includes faggotry], the same Christians complains about it, and that's what they get for. (TL;DR in Globohomo sphere, [[Islam]] will prevails, while Christianity is cucked.)<br />
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Christcucks also criticizes Muslims when their religion Islam got mocked, and justify it as "[[free speech]]", but what if Christianity got mocked too? well, they barely give a shit, and turns to other cheek too much that they let their religion to be mocked, so at this point, Christianity is a joke religion now, combined with Churches getting woke and [https://www.thepinknews.com/2020/09/23/iceland-church-transgender-genderqueer-jesus-sunday-school-reykjavik-apology/ Transgender] [https://www.foxnews.com/world/cambridge-dean-defends-sermon-jesus-trans-body-vaginal-side-wound-new-heresy-age Jesus] thing, nobody will take the religion seriously anymore. very little of Christians who are properly defensive on their faith againts degeneracy, instead most of time they project their arguments against Islam while sucking off to liberalism's dick. they cannot stand for themselves, they're cucked.<br />
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Even Muslims also believe in Jesus too (as Isa ibn Maryam), albeit as a Prophet and Messenger, and not a God, which Christians may find it as made up nonsense, and because of those [[transgender]] Jesus thingy, Muslims may stood up to defend Jesus.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Atheists]] ===<br />
People usually consider Christians and Atheists to be mortal enemies, where as this is really not true, as everybody knows Christians are immortal. When not calling each other names and burning each other alive, both sides come together in brotherhood to celebrate how much of a dickhead each other is for fighting and threatening medieval torture on each other. This usually ends in smex on both sides which is completely forgotten ten seconds later when they are impaling each other and showing their non-existent genitals to each other. This cycle usually continues on a weekly basis at local churches and [[emo]] cafes. Christians can often be found on /b/ creating threads and ranting and complaining about how much they hate Atheists.<br />
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=== Christians and Quakers ===<br />
While the Quakers may claim to be Christians, we know better. Shortly after being founded by a dude who was tired of the Christians' shit (and who some believed was Jesus himself, despite many claims to the contrary), they started advocating women's rights, the freedom of slaves, and not being pretentious douchebags who kill people for not believing the same thing. After making the state Pennsylvania, they all disappeared off the face of the planet, and only once in a while resurface to tell people to stop pointing guns at each other or beating up fags people. Quakers are Christian's worst enemies because the Quakers want to be friends with them while at the same time believing something different, which is obviously just an elaborate trap designed to lure Christians into heathenism.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Rape|Bastard]] [[You|Children]] ===<br />
It would come as a suprise to most, considering all christians are [[Hipocrite|pro-life]] but what they don't tell you as such children are [[Buttsecks|obviously spawn of the devil]] and therefore not a part of God's plan. In other words, [[GTFO|Get the fuck out.]]<br />
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=== Christians and... Christians?! ===<br />
Ironically Christians tend to hate their own kind just as much as they do pretty well everything else in existence. Often this comes in the form of clawing all over one another like uncivilized man-animals vying for the prize of who gets to be the most "holier than thou" of the bunch. Usually this is done by screeching like a howler monkey about how they're <i>true</i> Christians and all the other Christians are fakes, frauds and liars.<br />
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This is largely a result of the fact that their entire belief system is based upon a haphazard collection of ancient fables poorly written in three different languages that were sloppily bitched together during the dark ages with overly piss poor translation and a whole lot of "artistic liberty" to form a book that basically contradicts itself in every other paragraph.<br />
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In total there are roughly FIVE HUNDRED prominent contradictions contained within most accepted versions of the Bible. As such the Bible effectively reads like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" story where any asshole can simply cherry pick pious points to parallel their piggish personality and penurious points of view to pass off whatever piss poor rendition of the religion they like as the ''true'' Christianity. Of course blatantly ignoring all contradictory points and often retarding back to mimetic, circular catch phrases like, "God works in mysterious ways!", whenever they get righteously bitch slapped with their hole ridden hypocrisy.<br />
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=== Christian Oppression ===<br />
[[Image:CUposter.jpg|thumb|Because the majority of the U.S. population is being persecuted. And are hypocrites.]]<br />
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Out of all the other religions, Christians are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 84% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how "oppressed" they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Christianity, you will be accused of being "disrespectful". Example:<br />
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'''Typical Christian:''' Heathens! Hear the Word of God.<br />
: All [[Jews]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:: All [[Muslims]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::: All [[Hindus]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:::: All [[Buddhists]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::::: All [[Wiccans]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:::::: All...<br />
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'''Guy:''' Wait a minute, how are those religions any less valid than Christianity?<br />
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'''Christian:''' How dare you offend my sacred, deeply held beliefs! Stop oppressing me!<br />
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'''Guy:''' [[facepalm|/facepalm]]<br />
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'''Christian:''' (in [[denial|self-righteous]] defiance of '''Guy''')<br />
: 'All [[Atheists]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:: All [[Agnostics]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::: All...<br />
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Often they can be found on /b/ posting pro-Christian copypasta.<br />
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=== Drama-generating Techniques ===<br />
# Question the Bible.<br />
# Ask them why they worship a dead kike on a stick.<br />
# Jesus was a Troll (you been trolled, GBU).<br />
# State that they're 99% [[Atheist]] because they only believe in Yahweh and not any other gods like [[Allah]] and [[Zeus]].<br />
# State that Jesus was a control freak and passive-aggressive.<br />
# State that since God does not believe in a deity that has higher authority over him, that makes God an atheist.<br />
# Tell them that Christianity is a [[Sand_Nigger|Middle Eastern]] religion just like [[Islam]] and [[Judaism]].<br />
# Ask what year Jesus was born.<br />
# When surprised/excited/pissed, yell "Jesus Christ on a (insert any lulzy word here)!". Examples: "[[Buttsex|Jesus Christ on a black guy's dick!]]" or "[[LOL WUT|Jesus H. Tits!"]]) The more obscene it is, the more lulz you will generate. [[Lolwut|Extra points]] for making it ''long'' enough that they'll know that you don't just have [[Tourette's Guy|tourettes]]: "Jesus Mary and Joseph hanging off the Cross for Chrissake God damn it shit!"<br />
# Ask if they're a bastard child or not.<br />
# Ask how many people were at his tomb.<br />
# Ask why a crucified criminal was put in a tomb instead of a mass grave. Fun-fact if they can't answer: One of his followers paid for the tomb.<br />
# Ask how Judas died.<br />
# Remind them that God killed more people in the Bible than Satan did.<br />
<!--# Make note of their [[homophobia]], pointing out even though homosexuality is a sin according to the Bible, [[Fact|the Bible also says Jesus forgives people of their sins]], thus they should accept gays [[Rage|RAEG]] will ensue, most likely followed by a [[Rush Limbaugh|misinformed rant]]. remind them of their latent homosexuality while pretending to be homophobic.--><br />
# Point out how gluttony (aka obesity) is mentioned as a sin more times in the Bible than homosexuality is and then immediately point out how many fat fucks are Christians.<br />
# If they say "the Old Testament no longer applies" to explain why they don't have to eat Kosher food, then ask them why they still invoke the 10 Commandments.<br />
# If they quote the Old Testament to support their views (such as pointing out what Leviticus says about homosexuality), then ask them why they ignore the rest of it, such as verses about tattoos being an abomination, or how the Old Testament requires adulterers, girls who aren't virgins on their wedding night, and people who pick up sticks on the Sabbath to be executed.<br />
# Remind them of their latent homosexuality.<br />
# Remind them if that they truly believed in Jesus, they wouldn't argue about it.<br />
# Ask them why they oppose polygamous marriage when King Solomon had over 700 wives and 300 concubines.<br />
# Point out that the Bible never mentions pedophilia as a sin, and that in Bible times girls were married off as soon as they start ragging.<br />
# Ask them how old the Virgin Mary when she gave birth to Jesus.<br />
# Slap them and ask them to present their other cheek for similar treatment.<br />
# Ask why the [[Smugleaf|talking snake]] is literal but Jesus' command to sell everything they own is metaphorical.<br />
# Ask them why the book of Genesis is literal but why the book of Revelation is metaphorical (they don't believe the Antichrist is going to be an actual creature rising up out of the sea like Godzilla, even though that's what the Bible literally says).<br />
# Ask them if God can kill himself, if they say "yes" then say God isn't immortal, if they say "no" say then God isn't omnipotent<br />
# Ask them if God has a penis. If they say "yes" then ask them what he uses it for. If they say "no" then ask how then is God a "he"?<br />
# If they say God isn't really a "he" or "she", then ask them does that mean God is non-binary?<br />
# Give an intelligent, well-researched explanation of Einstein and Hitler's views on religion.<br />
# Give an intelligent and well-researched explanation of anything.<br />
# Give unintelligent, poorly-researched explanations of everything.<br />
# Point out Bible quotes promoting murder, rape and slavery, then point to Matthew 5:18-19.<br />
# When they accuses [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], point out in the [[Bible]] that they have their own version of Taqiyyah too, which are in Philippians 1:18 and 1 Corinthians 9:19-23<br />
# Ask if Cain and Abel had sex with each other or Eve to make more people.<br />
# Ask them if they've ever had a lustful thought or [[fap|masturbated]], and if they have, why they haven't plucked out their eye or cut off their hand.<br />
# Ask why would God create rules that were impossible to follow, then punish the world/his followers when he could have just sent Christ and fixed everything right away?<br />
# Point out that, based on the appearance of every other individual in the area he was born, Jesus was clearly either black or brown.<br />
# Point at the gold cross dangling from their necklace and accuse them of worshiping a graven idol. (A golden one, no less!)<br />
# Ask Christians the following: Do you believe in [[Cannibalism|transubstantiation]]? [[Trollface| Could you please explain it to me?]]" they explain it. Then you bring up [[Bible| Deuteronomy]]. ([[Contradiction|it says eating human flesh is forbidden. Transubstantiation clams that the bread at the last supper turns into real human flesh]]). Epic lulz will then ensure. <br />
# Explain to them how they would worship an electric chair or a poison gas chamber if Jesus died 20 - 50 years ago.<br />
# Really fuck up their dome by reminding them that in Isaiah 43:10-13, God himself says there is no savior and all men must contact God directly. Ergo, Jesus Christ was, by default, a false prophet. Much hair-pulling and stammering will follow.<br />
# Tell them that you don't have to worry about going to hell because God could change his mind about what he wrote in the Bible. Remind them that God changed his mind when he sent Jesus to die for sinners, and went from being a tyrant who killed anyone who refused to obey him to being all about peace, love and redemption. So who's to say he won't change his mind again and do away with hell entirely? (And if they say he "can't" contradict what's in the Bible then this means he's not omnipotent).<br />
# Say that Christians are tools of the Jewish-dominated Neoconservatives in control of the Republican Party. <br />
# Say that Mary was likely only a [[technical virgin]], considering that Jews circa 5 BCE were highly patriarchal.<br />
# Say that [[Fact|Christianity is nothing but Judaism, version 2.0]]...<br />
# ... and thus, [[Islam]] must be Judaism, version 3.0.<br />
# ... and thus, Mormonism must be Judaism, version 2.5....for the iMac. <br />
# Gently wipe the tears that begin pouring from their eyes.<br />
# Proceed with fucking their virgin mothers.<br />
# You can also place Bibles from your local library or book store in the "fiction" section for added bonus.<br />
# Make a point that Jesus had two fathers.<br />
# Point out that Jesus' suffering for mankind is dwarfed by the suffering experienced by even one of the billions of people he has personally shoved into the pits of hell.<br />
# Use your hands to make quotation marks whenever you mention God or Jesus, or any religious figure.<br />
# Ask how Adam and Eve only had two sons, [[Incest|and yet there are over seven billion people on earth now]]. <br />
# Tell them that Christianity is a cult, it meets the very definition of a cult since the entire faith is founded on worshiping a Jewish dude who claimed to be a Messiah.<br />
# Ask why they don't attack secular marriages since they claim marriage is a religious thing.<br />
# ????<br />
# [[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
# When they claims that humans are not animals, accuse them of committing a cardinal sin, of pride.<br />
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==== Show Christians These Videos to Troll Them With the Truth! ====<br />
'''You can also send them one of these videos, [[for great justice]]!'''<br />
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'''[[Thunderf00t]] proving how stupid [[VenomFangX|Young Earth Creationism is]]!<br />
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'''Disprove Jesus today!!!'''<br />
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'''Christians Murdered Indians--FACT BITCHES!!'''<br />
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'''Quit sucking off to liberalism's dick if you Christians kept opposing Islam!!'''<br />
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== Media ==<br />
Although Christians believe everyone and everything related to media other than Sean Hannity is the world of the devil, the production of Christian media is at an all time [[drugs|high]].<br />
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<big><big>'''Present-Day Crusades'''</big></big><br><br />
Though it is thought that the Crusades were gone long ago, these true Christians, with the help of their Holy Megaphone, they are allowing no escape for open minded individuals. <br />
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=== Christian Music ===<br />
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[[wigger|Gimme dat Christian side hug!]] Dat Christian side hug! I'm a [[faggot|rough rider]] [[anal sex|filled up with Christ's love]]. Side hug or I'll [[O rly?|put you in a coma]]!<br />
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Dont worry though, [[Pedophile|Brian Spinney]] made great [[rap]] to tell the youth of today how great [[Jesus]] is!<br />
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=== Christian Gallery ===<br />
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File:Jesus dinosaur.jpg|LOLWUT<br />
File:HitlerChrist.jpg|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors. An Übermensch is no exception.<br />
File:Basketjesus.jpg|Jesus always liked to bully children.<br />
File:001-Magic_Fish.png|God is fucking with us?<br />
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File:Christianity.jpg|Traditional Christian method of dealing with fags.<br />
File:Behemoth-and-leviathan.jpg|you silly atheists [[bitches don't know|don't know]] that Job and T-Rex were bffs<br />
File:Dinofail.jpg|[[fat|Whales]] and [[Interior Crocodile Alligator|Crocodiles]] ain't Dinos, boy-o.<br />
File:BleedingJesus.jpg|Jesus bleeds for all of us<br />
File:Mr.T.jpg|[[Niggas]]? [[X? In My Y?|In my church?]]<br />
File:VennDiagram jesus.gif<br />
File:Darth.jpg|FUCKEN HEALLLLLLD<br />
File:Bible warning.jpg|[[Atheists]] post this ''ad nauseam'' in order to [[troll]] Christians<br />
File:Christfaggots22.jpg<br />
File:Antimasturbationcross.jpg<br />
File:Porn.jpg||Flatline!<br />
File:BlackJesusJesus.jpg|A [[good]] Christian<br />
File:Birthdefectearneck.jpg|Intelligent design indeed.<br />
File:2008-03-17-seven-deadly-sins-of-religion.jpg|Doing it wrong<br />
File:Listenstoslayer.jpg|You're damn right he does<br />
File:Raepture.jpg|Baptists believe in The [[Rapture]]<br />
File:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.<br />
File:ChristHATECathyz.jpg|Christ is not yours he's MIIIIINE.<br />
File:Creationism-Jebus.jpg|How earth was "created".<br />
File:Evolution_-_Did_Not_Evolve.jpg|Many Christians are still niggers due to lack of evolution.<br />
File:Tumblr ll37h8DhjN1qea3nso1 500.jpg|Proof that most american christians are fucking stupid.<br />
File:Christian.jpg|Because seeing some douchebag wearing a sign is going to make [[you]] change your religion.<br />
File:Fundie gays must die.jpg|Typical Christian bumper sticker. [[h8|FEEL THAT CHRISTIAN LOVE!]]<br />
File:Dangl.jpg|A [[Chris Forcand|christian pedo's]] tiny old cock.<br />
File:Whatchristiansbelieve.jpg|A Christian's view of the seperation of church and state.<br />
File:BlackJesus_WEB.jpg|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors: "Awooogah! Where 'dem White women at?!"<br />
File:Believe in Christ.jpg|Believe in Christ, receive rainbow colored wig.<br />
File:Kenthovind.jpg|A typical Christian dumbass.<br />
File:Zombie jesus.jpeg|Remember, he died for your sins. So give him your brains without a fight.<br />
File:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.<br />
File:OHGODAPOCOLYPSE.jpg|Most offensive File to Christians.<br />
File:Orthodoxy deva marie.jpg|Fap-Fap-Fap<br />
File:One_Woman's_Lie.jpg<br />
File:Occam's_Razor.jpg<br />
File:Godless_Sodomites.jpg<br />
File:God_Is_A_Troll.jpg| He did it for the lulz!<br />
File:Exploring_The_Galaxy.jpg<br />
File:Christian_Dinosaurs.jpg<br />
File:Belly_Buttons.jpg<br />
File:Get In The Hell.gif<br />
File:As_Long_As_You_Believe.jpg<br />
File:Adam_And_Eve-olution.jpg| How it all started.<br />
File:Nigger on Christianity.jpg|Even niggers know Christianity's full of shit<br />
File:Niggerfaggot1.png|[[MLP|Demon]], I cast you out!<br />
File:HowVeryChristianofYou.png|Practice makes perfect!<br />
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File:Zombie jesus.png<br />
File:CallCentreGod.jpg|God is ready to take your prayer.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
===Main===<br />
* [[Bible|Teh holy babble]]<br />
* [[Conservapedia]]<br />
* [[Cults]]<br />
* [[Fundamentalist]]<br />
* [[Good person test]]<br />
* [[Raptor Jesus]]<br />
* [[Rapture]]<br />
* [[The Easter Bunny]]<br />
* [[Way of the master]]<br />
* [[Fake Christians]]<br />
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===Epithets===<br />
* [[Gentiles]]<br />
* [[Goyim]]<br />
* [[Hypocrite]]s<br />
* [[Islam|Infidels]]<br />
* [[Myth]]ical<br />
* [[Retards]]<br />
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===Peoples===<br />
* [[Chris Forcand]]<br />
* [[John Hagee]]<br />
* [[Joshu2uber]]<br />
* [[Kerney Thomas]]<br />
* [[Focus on the Family]]<br />
* [[Fred Phelps]] (of [[God hates fags]] fame)<br />
* [[Joel Osteen]]<br />
* [[Nickolaus]]<br />
* [[Nghtmrchld26]]<br />
* [[Neal Horsley]]<br />
* [[RejectedDreams]]<br />
* [[Sherry Shriner]]<br />
* [[Tim Todd]]<br />
* [[Tony Alamo]]<br />
* [[Tony48219]] - A [[psychotic]] fundamentalist [[YouTube]]r who '''[[murdered]] a fellow [[student]].'''<br />
* [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]] A fundamentalist [[Brony|Horsefucker]] and Young Earth Creationist who has a homo lust for [[Pewdiepie]] and [[fedoras]].<br />
* [[lordelthibar]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
* {{yt|u|habsfan0206|Batshit-insane Christian fundie: lulz guaranteed}}<br />
* [http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ Christfag forum, needs more people trolling]<br />
* [http://www.JewsKilledJesus.com/ The jews killed Jesus]<br />
* [http://godisimaginary.com/| GodIsImaginary.com - LoL even the name of the site alone inflames Christians! Show them this site so that they can hopefully see the folly of Christianity]<br />
* [http://www.fstdt.com Fundies Say The Darndest Things!] - A lulzy website that aggregates hilarious quotes (almost 29,000 as of March [[2009]]) posted by fundies all over the [[net]]<br />
* [http://www.theologyonline.com Theology Online] - "Truthsmackin' for God"<br />
* [http://www.yourgoingtohell.com/ Yourgoingtohell.com] - Christians are known for their impeccable [[grammar]]<br />
* [http://www.biblicalresearchcenter.org/ Biblical Research Center] - The unholy lovechild of Christian fundamentalism and [[science]]<br />
* [http://thensi.ning.com/ The NSI Nation] - christian <s>music</s> earrape at its <s>best</s> worst<br />
* [http://www.armyofgod.com/ Army of God] - A Christian [[terrorist]] group just [[Asking for it|asking to be]] [[V&]]<br />
* [http://www.seesharppress.com/20reasons.html 20 Reasons to Abandon Christianity]<br />
* [http://www.missionamerica.com/ Homosexuality and witchcraft in schools] - Oh my!<br />
* {{ytlink|zBlBk7lw-fk|God Hates ''Star Wars'' and ''Lord of the Rings''!}}<br />
* [http://johnshore.com/2008/07/15/what-would-jesus-do-if-invited-to-a-gay-wedding/ This blog is made of pure fail and AIDS].<br />
* [http://webnut.xanga.com/703620263/jesus-is-a-troll/ Why Jesus Really Came to Earth -- with stupid responses from a Christard]<br />
* [http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-9#comment-99309123 Some Christard thinks that comic book superheroes and Pokemon are works of the devil]<br />
* {{ytlink|H4dzOsnKUJc|Christian school principal loves lolis}}<br />
* [http://jfcshow.com/?p=294 Use to troll christfags]<br />
* [http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/ Virgin christfags united]<br />
* [http://shelleytherepublican.com/ Christfag insanity at its finest]<br />
* [http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1288329642/Mash_Up_Of_Religious_Show_Prank_Calls Prayer talk show lulz]<br />
* {{yt|u|TheRivetthead}} - some fundie Second Adventist Jehovah's witness who is warning us that [[rapture]] will happen in {{CURRENTYEAR}} and that you should be armed for the [[Catnarok|the great day]] he is a [[White Nationalism|holy man]] who is saving you from the [[Apocalypse]] he [[Waco|lives in a safe secret holy temple of christ]] hes are last [[Warren Jeffs|soldier of christ]] are [[Francis E. Dec, Esq.|only hope for a future]] join him and his [[Hutaree|people]]. TODAY BECAUSE HE HAS [[Mormonism|GODS WORDS]] as well as the holy [[Gun|armour of god]]<br />
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/sanderson1611 Pastor Steven Anderson from the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe AZ, if you want some hardcore preaching that slams Jews, Gays, false christians, and features lots of yelling, agressive gesturing, and beating the shit out of a podium, then his sermons are for you. If you want to just know the truth about the Jews and how they relate to Christianity (SPOILER ALERT: THEY ACTUALLY WORSHIP SATAN), then just scroll down to the documentaries section and watch the 1 and 1/2 hour long documentary "Marching to Zion".]<br />
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{{ib|[[Image:Christianity2.jpg|thumb|270px]]<center>Christianity is a highly legitimate and intelligent set of beliefs.</center>}}<br />
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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Christianism}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Founded'''|An-Nasira, 1st century AD}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Central Figures'''|YHWH <br> [[Jesus]]<br> Holy Spirit}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''[[Theology]]'''|Abrahamic <s>Polytheism</s> Monotheism}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Religious Law'''|The Ten Commandments<br>Secularism}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Enclosed Instruction Book'''|The Holy [[Bible]]}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Holy Places'''|Jerussalem, Future Islamic Caliphate<br> Rome, Italy<br> Bethlehem, Future Islamic Caliphate<br>}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Sects'''|Catholicism<br>Protestant<br>Lutheran<br>Eastern Orthodoxy<br>Orthodox<br>Mormons <br>Jehovah's Witnesses}}<br />
{{ibrow|'''Followers'''|2.4 Billion}}<br />
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[[Image:Religionshovedownthroat1.jpg|thumb|Religion: people always [[Blowjob|shove it down your throat]].]]<br />
[[Image:Crosstika1.gif|thumb|150px|The well known logo of Christianity, once stolen by the <strike>evil</strike> righteous [[Nazis]], but currently reclaimed by Christians everywhere. Spraypaint it on a church today!]]<br />
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<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)|here]] for other uses of the word.</small><br />
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A '''Christian''' (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink|PxmlJtDYy4s|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?|Why do you hate Jesus?]]<br />
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A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.<br />
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Christianity [[fandom]] is one of the oldest, with a history that spans continents and centuries. To suggest to a [[fundamentalist]] ([[hardcore]]) Christian that the [[Bible]] is poorly-written fiction will probably result in you being [[Pwnt|burnt at the stake]]. Christians, like [[furries]], are often very defensive about their degeneracy.<br />
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The most important day of the year for Christians is Easter, when, as Jewish corporate legend would have it, Jesus Christ burst forth from a giant chocolate egg to save you from your [[Fapping|sins]]. The second most important day of the year is [[Christmas]], where Jesus gained 200 pounds in a matter of days (à la Tim Allen in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111070/ that shitty movie]) and then murdered the first born sons of all the heathens Moses-style. <br />
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Christians follow a religion that was created by the [[Jews]] to serve Jewish purposes. Basically, the Jews convinced half of the world to worship their evil tribal god YHWH, and even to worship a [[schizophrenia|batshit crazy]] kike pariah named Jesus as "God in human form". Subconsciously this affects Christians in a severe way, causing them to associate the Jews closely with God, which has allowed the [[Jews]], always a clever lot, to control societies for ages.<br />
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'''Things that piss Christians off:'''<br />
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* [[Science]] (unless it can be used to cause suffering)<br />
* [[Bronies]] & [[Weeaboos]]<br />
* [[Pokemon]] (They think it is [[satanic]])<br />
* Intelligence<br />
* Kindness<br />
* Compassion<br />
* [[fun|Fun/Joy]]<br />
* Thinking<br />
* Literacy<br />
* Reason<br />
* [[Lulz]]<br />
* Healthcare<br />
* Social Programs<br />
* Genuine Freedom (They believe that if you aren't one of them, you are becoming Satan's bitch)<br />
* [[Jews]] (But not Jesus of course)<br />
* [[Harry Potter|Harry Potter Books]]<br />
* [[Bullying|Anti Bullying Legislation]]<br />
* [[Gays]] (Usually, but not when opposing [[Islam]])<br />
* Actually having to read the bible ([[TL;DR]]!)<br />
* [[Barack Obama]]<br />
* [[Islam]]<br />
* [[Evolution]]<br />
* [[Abortion]]<br />
* [[Atheists]]<br />
* [[Illegal alien|Illegal Immigrants]]<br />
* [[Masturbation]]<br />
* [[Dinosaurs]]<br />
* [[Condoms]]<br />
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== [[History]] ==<br />
[[Image:Christian-History.jpg|100px|thumb|left|An unique and amazing history.]]<br />
According to the [[Bible]], [[At least 100|at least 100 years ago]], Jesus of Nazareth<sup>[[?]]</sup> was born in [[Israel]] (actually [[Palestine]]) to an [[irony|unmarried]] Arab couple: a carpenter and a [[Jailbait|14-year-old bitch]] <strike>whom God paid ten cents to love Him longtime</strike> that was cheating with some other dude. Jesus was born in a barn, surrounded by [[Furrys|animals]] because his parents were [[poor]] as shit. He was an asshole growing up, running away from his parents to [[rape|heal]] [[Disease|lepers]] and drink [[wine]] in temples with [[hobo]]s. Jesus is known to have made up some crazy shit and told everyone that [[Schizophrenia|God told him to say it]]. But of course, we now know that it was just all the [[LSD|acid.]]<br />
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When he was older, [[slut|lots of people liked him]] and invited him to their parties because he could ([[allegedly]]) turn water into wine and make bread and [[pussy|fish]] appear out of nowhere. He also ([[allegedly]]) made people [[zombie|come back from the dead]] and ruined everyone's fun by healing [[aspie]]s and everyone else that had [[mental disorders]] and made them [[Anonymous|normal members of society.]]<br />
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Eventually, people got pissed off at him for ruining their fun and using shitty box wine. Seeing the opportunity, [[Neoconservative|Karl Rove]] advised Pontius Pilate on how to [[murder]] Jesus and become the leader of Israel, which at that point was owned by [[mafia|Rome]]. Eventually, Jesus was [[pwnt|nailed to a cross]], though he came back to life three days later. [[Jews]] were just as power/money-hungry then as they are now, so they told everyone that Jesus died for his followers and anyone who did everything "Jesus" said could go to heaven. They also made up stories and told people Jesus said them, then they wrote them in 66 different books that collectively make up [[Lies|'''The <big>Holy</big> Bible''']]. Jesus's [[Fanboys|devoted followers]] actually believed this shit, and thus, Christianity was born.<br />
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[[Image:NaziPriests.jpg|thumb|center|250px|Christian ideology has not changed much throughout [[history]]]]<br />
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== Beliefs ==<br />
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=== Ten Commandments ===<br />
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'''1-4''': All about kissing god's ass, nothing to do with being a good person. Fuck you, it's all about the Jesus.<br />
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'''5''': Children should respect their parents, nothing about parents respecting their children.<br />
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'''6, 8, & 9''': Actions that every single society practices, even atheist ones. Christianity doesn't own them.<br />
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'''10''': You're not allowed to think certain things, despite the fact that people only better themselves when they want what others have. Oh, and it's ok to have slaves (which many bibles amusingly translate as "servants" in this passage.)<br />
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Nothing about rape, abuse, corruption, slavery etc.<br />
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=== The Other Ten Commandments ===<br />
The other ten commandments are in Exodus 34. The first two are "commit genocide", and "srsly: commit genocide". Most of the rest are bullshit ceremonial practices. But this one is fascinating:<br />
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19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.<br />
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Note the lack of any mention of what happens to the children of slaves. Do you think the hebrews redeemed them (buying them back form Jehovah) at the rate of 1 shekel per crotchnugget? Of course not. There are several spots in the pentateuch where Jehovah clearly insists on human sacrifice. This is one of them. The whole business with Jesus was about God requiring a human sacrifice - it's what Christianity is basically ''about''. Nevar Forget!<br />
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=== Jesus ===<br />
[[Image:Oldtyme2.jpg|thumb|right|This is what happens when Christianity is left in the hands of amateurs.]]<br />
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Christian mythology revolves around a [[Mary Sue|Gary Stu]] by the name of Jesus. Jesus was a [[Jewish]] carpenter who was born from a [[16-year-old girl]], who got [[pregnant|knocked up]] after she was [[surprise sex|encountered]] by an angel. After [[failing]] in his first job as a carpenter, Jesus became a [[Criss_Angel|magician]], developed a huge fetish for [[BDSM]], and became [[an hero]] for your sins. <br />
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As if this isn't ridiculous enough, Christians also believe that you must pray every day to his [[Zombie|undead corpse]] to remove the [[evil]] from your soul that was put there by an all-[[trolling|loving]] God because a rib-[[woman]] ate an apple offered to her by a talking snake who was actually [[Satan]].<br />
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Christians will only argue about Christianity if [[you]] agree to four preconditions:<br />
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# All information in the Bible is [[true]], except when it's in [[Verbose|metaphors]].<br />
# Jesus eats your [[sins]] so that you can go to [[Heaven|Skyland]].<br />
# There is one God and He is real (and [[male]]). No exceptions.<br />
''...therefore'', Christianity is the one and only [[Truth]]. [[Unrealistic_expectations|QED]].<br />
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and remember, there is also a list of guidelines to attacking the book of Revelation:<br />
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# If any [[bullshit|strange occurrence]] listed in that book happened in any order remotely close to that written in Revelation, [[goatse|Jesus]]! The prophecy is being fulfilled, [[Chimp out|REJOICE!]]<br />
# If you are arguing that an occurrence directly contradicted this book of divine vision, you must be reading it out of context.<br />
# If you can prove that you're speaking in the proper context, and Revelation is still being contradicted, it must be in GOD'S CONTEXT.<br />
# If the point is made multiple times outside of the context it is written in for that particular phrase, it must be a parable.<br />
# YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO QUESTION GOD'S WORD ANYWAY. All questions will be answered when the Hale-Bopp comet arrives, and [[an_hero|takes us to the level above human]]. Adventist are the ultimate Jew-Christians and should be [[awwwright|ass-raped]].<br />
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Disclaimer: Most Christians probably couldn't read that anyway, as the KJV of the bible is beyond most of their vocabularies. See the watered down holy book in layman's terms here.[http://www.christianity.about.com/od/faqhelpdesk/p/newinternationa.htm The Holy Bible: TL;DR]<br />
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{{quote|If Jesus came from the Jews why are there still Jews?<br />
If Christianity came from Judaism where is the transitional church?<br />
If Christ died for my sins why do you call me a sinner?|<br />
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=== St. Paul ===<br />
St. Paul, as he explains in the Book of Romans chapters 6-8, was a massive [[fag]]. He dealt with this by deciding that he himself was spiritually good, and that his faggotry was entirely a product of his sinful, sinful body. It isn't he himself being a fag, it is ''the sin in him'' being a fag.<br />
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{{quote3|Rom 7:14 For we know that the law is spiritual, but I am of the flesh, sold under sin. 15 For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. 16 Now if I do what I do not want, I agree with the law, that it is good. 17 '''So now it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.''' 18 For I know that nothing good dwells in me, that is, in my flesh. For I have the desire to do what is right, but not the ability to carry it out. 19 For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I keep on doing. 20 '''Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me.'''<br />
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21 So I find it to be a law that when I want to do right, evil lies close at hand. 22 For I delight in the law of God, in my inner being, 23 but I see '''in my members''' another law waging war against the law of my mind and making me captive to the law of sin that dwells in my members. 24 Wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death?}}<br />
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But thanks to Christ, if his sinful, sinful body did (and continued to do) these sinful, sinful things, then that was ok.<br />
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{{quote3|25 Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself serve the law of God with my mind, but '''with my flesh I serve the law of sin.''' 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. 2 For the law of the Spirit of life has set you free in Christ Jesus from the law of sin and death.}}<br />
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So it's ok to bugger small boys if you are a Christian, "Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord!". <br />
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Salvation, simply, is that after you die you get a new, spiritual body from Jesus which is untainted with Adam's original sin, and you can be free of this horrible business of buggering small boys forever! Hurrah! But for the time being - pedo.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Sex]] ===<br />
[[Image:Altar Boyz.jpg|thumb|150px|This is what happens as a result of their experiences!]]<br />
[[Image:Emochristfag.png|thumb|100px|right|Why so [[emo]]?]]<br />
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Unlike [[Buddhism|certain other religions]], Christianity isn't big on giving you prescriptions ([[DO IT|what you can or should do]]). Rather, Christianity is all about the <u>pro</u>scriptions (what you can't do under penalty of God-delivered [[pwnage|lightning bolt]]) to the genitals. Leastwise one good thing can come out of fucking a Christian girl. They are more likely to have anal sex since they cannot have Vaginal sex until they are married. It's not [[gay]] if [[Shota|he's under 13]]... right?<br />
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'''Following the tenets of Christianity can't have [[sex]] with:'''<br />
# Anyone outside of marriage.<br />
# [[Bestiality|Animals]]. Which means [[furries]] can't be Christians. Even religion has its upsides.<br />
# [[Homosexuals|People of your own gender]].<br />
# [[Incest|Members of your own family]]. (Unless you are Lot's daughters and have booze [https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Gen%2019.30-38 Genesis 19: 30-39])<br />
# A woman who is on her [[period]].<br />
# ...or even [[Masturbation|your own hand]].<br />
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Funny thing is, [[pedophilia]] is ''never'' mentioned in the Bible as a form of sexual immorality. So Catholic priests touching altar boys is [[BABY FUCK|awwwright]] according to 3,000 year old anachronistic scripture written by hallucinating drunkards. adding insult to injury, [[Islamophobia|Islamophobic]] Christfags have accused Prophet [[Muhammad]] of pedophilia, when there is no condemnation of it in [[the Bible]] at all, [[hypocrite]] much?<br />
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[[Image:Fundies sign.jpg|thumb|250px|center|Notice how "[[child]] [[molest|molesting]] '''''[[heterosexual]]s'''''" is not on the list. This indicates a pro-[[lolicon]] stance which is good news for [[12chan]]ners!]]<br />
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Given these brutal restrictions, it is no surprise that sex scandals are common among the Christian aristocracy. The type of scandal varies by denomination:<br />
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* '''Protestants:''' Leave their wives to run off with [[Jailbait|teenage]] [[sluts]].<br />
* '''Evangelicals/Fundamentalists/[[conservatives|Neoconservatives]]:''' Caught in gay sex scandals, despite being rampant [[homophobes]]. ''Example: [[Ted Haggard]], busted for repeatedly hiring and smoking meth with ([[Lie|but supposedly not having sex with]]) gay prostitutes.''<br />
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More ironic is that they oppose homosexuality yet regularly practice sexual repression, believing fornication to be a sin and that Jesus will punish you for even masturbating or having lustful thoughts about a woman. (What better way to prevent homosexuality than convincing men that being attracted to women is evil? lol). Despite evidence showing that feeling shameful about sexual desire actually lowers testosterone in males (and that testosterone levels may very well indeed play a role in homosexuality); not to mention studies showing it may even lead to developing sexual perversions (as in the case of serial killer Ed Gein and the boy-fondling priests), Christians prove to be their own worst enemies by encouraging the very behaviors with their Puritanical attitudes which they so despise, just like the conservative Republicans who oppose abortion while still opposing contraception and sex education at the same time.<br />
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=== The Bible ===<br />
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[[File:Unsealing the Daniel Cipher movie by Perry Stone.jpg|thumb|100px|People who trip on [[LSD|acid]] see this sort of shit; people who trust the bible ''believe'' this sort of shit.]]<br />
[[Image:Flat earth.jpg|thumb|200px|The universe according to the bible]]<br />
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{{squote|If no one was in the world was a Christian and you magically found a bible, you would not believe in all of the bullshit presented|Some guy named philip with the [[truth]]}}<br />
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The [[Shit nobody cares about|Bible]] is a [[boring]] space opera where God, a [[bipolar]] [[Xenu|intergalactic tyrant]], fucked everyone over who ever thought of crossing him in an effort to show them who wore the pants. <br />
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Despite his repeated [[ruination]] of mankind, he eventually grew tired of killing off nearly all of the population of which he created and forcing them to incestuously reproduce because he's such a nice guy. He does, however, hate fags. Just ask his favorite man[[slave]], [[Fred Phelps]].<br />
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All Christians are [[hardcore]] fans of the [[Bible]] and will literally stab you in the face if you do not immediately embrace their exact view of [[God]]. This exact view [[hypocrisy|conveniently]] ignores Jesus' explicit prohibitions against self defense and divorce while embracing imaginary prohibitions against [[drug|drugs]]. They reject basic [[evolution|scientific facts]] due to skepticism, yet in a stunning twist, they believe fucking [[bullshit|everything]] written in any book labeled "The Bible", regardless of how unbelievable it is.<br />
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Oddly, that guy's name is [[Softpaw|southpaw]], and left-handed people are EVIL according to the bible (that's where the term "sinister" comes from, TEH MOAR U KNO!)<br />
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==== The Bible: Special Edition 2-disc Set ====<br />
[[Image:Bible non.jpg|thumb|/b/ on Christianity.]]<br />
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Most Christians are split between the [[canon]] original (aka Old Testament) and the money grabbing reboot (aka New Testament). There's also the shitty fanfic spinoff of the New Testament (aka [[Mormon|The Book of Mormon]]), which somehow manages to be even more batshit crazy than the canonical Bible to the point that even real Christians won't go near it, and there is much debate as to which version is best. Clearly, you can trust [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to give you advice on such matters.<br />
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===== [[Oldfag|Old Testament]] =====<br />
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[[Image:Communist-Christianity.png|thumb|[[Bullshit|Christianity: Freedom, Peace, and Equality for everyone.]]]]<br />
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Starting from the beginning of all life as we know it, we learn of [[genesis|God and the mysterious ways of how he rolls]]. The majority of the Old Testament is made up of telling a lulzy world history that science would've made boring (one must admit, "And on the 3,749,158th day, the amorphous blob grew leg-like appendages" isn't very inspiring when framed and hung up on some redneck's wall). The lulz stem from whenever God, seeing that his creation is plagued with [[Newfag|sinners]] and [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/|evil]], decides to [[troll IRL]]. These included actions such as [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|flooding the entire world]], [[Wordfilter|creating the concept of foreign languages just to confuse everybody]], [[George_Bush|slaughtering innocent children]], and [[April_Furs_Day|destroying everyone and everything having anything to do with a city full of faggotry]].<br />
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However, God has shown [[Troll's_remorse|a kinder side]], as that last act caused him to give a similar city a second chance by sending some [[Fred_Phelps|self-righteous asshole]] to tell them to cut it out. They did, but this wasn't enough for the man. Miles away, the man [[Alex_wuori|commanded God to kill them anyway]], hoping to lulz with God. The man waited for days, but God, feeling untrollish, ignored him, turning him into a [[Lolcow|weeping husk of a man]]. God let him die, leaving him and the world a message: "[[X_is_not_your_personal_army|God is not your personal army.]]" The rest of the Old Testament is boring as desiccated dog shit.<br />
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Basically, this half of The Bible is used as proof that [[shit nobody cares about|evolution is wrong]] and anyone who disagrees is [[irony|educated stupid]] (That MIT education of yours? FOUNDED ON LIES). It is also used by [[Ann Coulter|trolls taking the form of Christians]] to tell people that God is an [[Rush Limbaugh|abusive, alcoholic, vengeful son of a bitch]]. It is also the part of The Bible that Jews prefer. [[JEWS_DID_WTC|Not that it means anything]].<br />
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Bible trivia:<br />
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Did you know that God thought the script was weak from the start and therefore decided to kill off [[over 9000]] characters in the first part, in a desperate measure to gain more likes?<br />
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===== [[Newfag|New Testament]] =====<br />
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It's a bit like the Old Testament, but with 100% more [[Moralfag|Jesus]], and [[PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/OPERATION_RECONNECT|a lot less of God's awesome wrath]]. Basically, Jesus goes around, impressing people with His [[b/space_Day|ability to hack into reality (and put Goatse everywhere)]], sharing his [[Computer_Science_III|wisdom]] and [[liek|love]] for his [[Mudkips|children]] and [[Nerd_rage|flipping tables over]]. He also says [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|the Old Testament should be ignored]]. Many claim he was the only perfect man. Emphasis on "only", and for good reason: nobody could stand him. They couldn't take anymore of his [[anus]] perpetually crapping out moralfaggotry, so they [[pwned|nailed him to a tree]]. Shortly afterwards, the guy who grassed him up decided he'd [[Troll's Remorse|gone too far]], so he became [[an hero]]. Not much else happens, except for Armageddon, which involves Wal-Mart and demons using our heads as toilets (No, seriously).<br />
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This half of The Bible is the one more universally accepted as the shiny, happy, [[Lame|family-friendly]] version of God. As such, it was perfect material for a great, fun-for-the-whole-family movie, which would be called ''The Passion of the Christ''. A three-hour [[guro]] flick, every God-fearing mother dragged their kids to see it saying that [[Fact|the R-rating means that the material is a sensitive subject that is told in a manner that isn't sugar-coated, and is intended for persons mature enough to handle it]], like their 6-year-old son. Despite this glimmer of intelligence, this logic is never, ever applied to any form of media unless it involves how great and superior Christianity is (''The Godfather'', despite also featuring Italian thugs, was a waste of celluloid).<br />
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=== Things Christians ironically don't care about anymore ===<br />
* Child Molestation<br />
* Crooks<br />
* [[Pornography]]<br />
* Divorce<br />
* Pathological Lying<br />
* Greed<br />
* Torture<br />
* Gambling<br />
* [[Poverty]]<br />
* Explicit Music<br />
* [[Violence]] (in general)<br />
* Sex out of wedlock<br />
* Teen Pregnancy<br />
* [[Catholics]] <br />
* [[Alcohol]] & [[Tobacco]]<br />
* [[Bronies]]<br />
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== Forms of Christianity ==<br />
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=== [[God Hates Fags|Baptist]] ===<br />
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[[Image:Snakehandler.jpg|thumb|right|Baptist fighting monk in Level Three Serpent Style battle-mode.]]<br />
[[Image:Ted-Haggard-Ehl-Oh-Ehl.jpg|thumb|right|An inspiration to all.]]<br />
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Interchangeable with [[Evangelion|Evangelicalism]], Baptist is a [[fundamentalist]] [[Scientology|cult]] of Christianity that is generally associated with people who have three teeth and [[incest|fuck their sisters]]; these people generally live in states such as [[Louisiana]], [[Mississippi]], [[Alabama]], [[Georgia]], and [[South Carolina]]. Unfortunately, Baptists are also located all over the [[United States]] and [[world]]. <br />
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Although a roaring success as a cult, there's practically nothing which all or even most Baptists can agree on that separates them from other types of Christianity, except thinking yelling "I'm saved" is the coolest thing [[ever]]. Their members are often known for their [[fascist]] political leanings and tendency to be [[fucktarded|profoundly moronic]] [[redneck]]s. Southern Baptists also often say that anyone who dances and/or consumes alcohol is going to hell, which is total [[bullshit]] since half of the Bible is all about people [[college|getting drunk and fucking.]] They will stop at nothing to make sure [[YOU]] aren't having teh [[gay]] sexzorz, except when [[Ted Haggard|they are]], in which case it's for the good of Jesus. Despite wanting to [[rape]] and [[ban|pillage]] every intelligent thought outside of PRAY-AH, they've some how managed to stumble into politics to [[troll]] the [[gays]] as to keep them from [[gay|prancing in fields]] and [[fellatio|licking lollipops]]. Also, most Baptists [http://www.jhm.org/support-israel.asp <3 Jews] which is just stupid. DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET IT! [[JEWS DID WTC|THE FUCKING KIKES DID WTC]] [[Mel Gibson|AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO KILLED JESUS IN THE FIRST PLACE!]] AND THEY STILL TO THIS DAY LIE ABOUT THE [[Holocaust|HOLOCAUST]], [[CAPSLOVE|THEY DO NOT DESERVE OUR LOVE OR EVEN THE RIGHT TO LIVE, WE NEED TO MAKE THE HOLOCAUST REAL, WHO'S WITH ME???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[south_park|HASSAN HASSAN!]]<br />
{{squote|[[AIDS]] is not just God's punishment for [[homosexuals]]; it is God's punishment for the society that '''tolerates''' homosexuals."|[[Jerry Falwell]], PREACHIN DA' BIBLE}}<br />
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tldr; These types are either jew loving sheeple like the elderly in your family who believe in things like The Rapture (as popularized by [[The Rapture|Left Behind]]), or Full-tilt Nazis who'll stone and crucify everyone else on the Day of The Rope/Judgement Day.<br />
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{{squote|The [[feminist]] agenda is not about equal rights for [[women]]. It is about a [[socialist]], anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their [[bitch|husbands]], kill their [[children]], practice [[Wiccan|witchcraft]], destroy [[capitalism]], and become [[lesbians]].|[[Pat Robertson]] telling the [[truth]]}}<br />
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{{squote|"You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.|Pastor Ezekiel from [http://www.landoverbaptist.net Landoverbaptist.net]}}<br />
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Baptists control fucking [[everything]] from their Jesus-clad ivory towers in order to sell [[lies|SALVATION]] and stomp angrily at whatever happens to offend them <s>this week</s> five minutes ago. They tend to alienate the entire nation by claiming [[AIDS]], God's weapon of choice, is going to [[anal|assrape]] everyone into loving Jesus. When not blaring their love of God on every TV, radio, and newspaper, they take to [[Westboro Baptist Church|PREACHIN' TO DA MASSES]]. This usually varies from drowning people, punching them in the face, or raping eardrums through the power of extremely shitty music. The best preacher ever to be born <s>is</s> was [[Ted Haggard]] who warned the [[hypocrite|gay and drugged]] to lead a moral and just life. <br />
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Baptist services are generally characterized as extremely cheerful and [[fun]]. There is usually a snake-handling session with some angry rattlers, plus some spontaneous cancer and paralysis cures.<br />
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A tradition that many Baptists have is to hate on Catholics because of [[shit nobody cares about|negligible differences in their Christian beliefs]]. They complain that Catholics don't read the [[Bible]] and are otherwise just ignorant, but what they often forget to mention is that only about 10% of Baptists have even graduated [[college]]. However, this still puts them way above pentecostals as well as [[Scientologists]].<br />
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(Note: "Baptists" equals "Southern Baptists". There were apparently going to be Northern Baptists, but they [[GTFO|didn't make the theatrical cut.]])<br />
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=== Fundamentalists ===<br />
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Fundamentalists are not necessarily a denomination, but are usually [[XXX|hardcore]] redneck [[incest|sister-fucking]] evangelical Protestants from the Bible Belt and the Midwest, who believe that evolution is a hoax, all media entertainment is evil, and that liberals are in a grant conspiracy to destroy [[shit no one cares about|Christian values]] by forcing their kids to watch MTV and listen to Jay-Z. <br />
[[John Hagee|Fundamentalist Christianity is basically a cult which gives the Scientologists a run for their money.]]<br />
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Fundies in Zion, Illinois (aka Jesusland) also taught that the [[flat earth]] theory was fact up until the 1950s, claiming that some obscure Bible passage proved that modern science was wrong about the earth being round, just like they do with evolution.<br />
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Fundies always ''claim'' to follow the Bible literally and exactly. They unabashedly state that [[rape]] and [[slavery]] - incredibly popular in the Old Testament, are no longer acceptable, based on the undeniable <u>[[fact]]</u> that the New Testament pushed the Old Testament into [[Old media|obsolescence]]. Trolling them is as easy as pointing to The New Testament book of Philemon (where Paul basically tells a runaway nigger to get back to his cotton field) or Matthew 5:17-20 :<br />
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Tldr; These fucktarded, jew loving heretics who don't even fully read the bible don't even comprehend that the Old Testament still applies and was not "abolished" by Jesus or some shit.<br />
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=== Catholicism ===<br />
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[[Image:Osama-Holo-Jesus.jpg|thumb|right|Christ comes in many forms.]]<br />
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Cath<u>'''lol</u>i'''cs, or '''Cathyz''' as they are called [[OTI]], are just as dumb as other Christians except they worship [[Pope|a creepy old guy in a phallus-shaped hat]], pray to the [[whore|Virgin Mary]] more than they do to Jeebus, believe they're [[cannibalism|eating Jesus' real flesh and blood]] during communion, and are even bigger [[virgin|vaginaphobes]] than the Protestants (they think [[birth control|condoms]] are [[devil|teh debil]], but [[pedophilia|banging an altar boy in the ass]] isn't as bad since there's no [[vagina]] involved). Every year, the [[Catholic]] teenagers go to Rumspringa, a sort-of spiritual spring-break, where they get to commit crimes and [[fellatio|suck]] [[cock]] without getting in trouble. After they're done sucking [[cock]], they go get wasted off of Jesus [[cum|juice]].<br />
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You can identify a [[Catholic]] girl by her willingness to let you stick your penis in [[Technical virgin|any orifice but her vagoo]]. <br />
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{{quote|[[AIDS]] is a just retribution for improper sexual misconduct"|Mother Teresa, using a double negative}}<br />
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The organization which Catholics belong to (and typically know nothing about) is the Roman Catholic Church, located in the red light district of Rome. It was founded as the [[Nazi]] [[pedophile]] division [[no more than 99]] years ago by [[Adolf Hitler]] himself. It quickly grew in numbers as [[pedo|child molesters]] joined the priesthood looking for a nice bit of [[shota]]. Today, it has branches all over the world and probably has one just round the corner from your home. You can drop the kids off there at any time!<br />
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=== Lutheran ===<br />
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Founded on the beliefs of Martin Luther. Not to be confused with Martin Luther King Jr.(See [[nigra]].) Martin Luther was one of the first [[IRL trolls]], in that he used to debate the ideology of Catholicism by nailing pieces of paper filled with his anti-semitic ramblings onto the front doors of churches before mass. The resultant political instability from what was at the time, [[Heresy|super heresy]], eventually resulted in a thirty year long civil war that dragged in almost every major power at the time and killed eight million plus people and fucked up all of continental Europe for a long time. What a masterful ruse!<br />
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He is to be considered a god amongst trolls, and invented the phrase [[DO IT FAGGOT]] due to the epic size of his [[balls]].<br />
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He also gets +1 Internetz because people to this day worship a religion based on his trolling.<br />
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He also had the typical German preoccupation with [[shit]]. He fought the devil by throwing shißer (amusingly retconned to "ink" by fags). He said he would fill his trousers with shit and hang them around the neck of the devil.<br />
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Lutherans are a naturally depressed race because, as Lutherans, they have fewer human rights than Jews in WW2. <br />
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=== Eastern Orthodoxy ===<br />
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Orthobros say this is the true church of Christ, and the Rome zioniggers say it isn't and they're all schismatics. Is one right? Is the other right? We don't know, but most orthodox fathers are le based tradpilled larp racism soooo eermmm... it won?<br />
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This denomination had its heyday during the Dark Ages and [[Bullshit|is basically just a Catholic spinoff]]. <br />
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Disregard that, I suck cocks. <br />
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Catholicism is a spinoff of Eastern Orthodoxy. See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism The Great Schism] for more info.<br />
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It has largely been wiped out by a combination of [[Turks|Turkroaches]], [[Communism]], and the Catholic Church.<br />
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Still remains the truest (so most jewish) church.<br />
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=== Episcopalian ===<br />
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[[Episcopalian|Episcopalians]] just use Jesus as an excuse to drink [[alcohol]], which leads to all sorts of different interpretations of the Bible and which cocktail is right for which occasion. <br />
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Most of the other traits of the other Christian groups are not found with the Episcopalians since Episcopalians are typically not sober and have real shit to worry about. Episcopalians typically believe in evolution, sex, drinking, and all the other good fun shit the other Christians hate. This is because most Episcopalians are normal people who just want to make it look like they do the whole go to church thing since it looks good when they are trying to get a job or pick up women. <br />
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The typical Episcopal service on Sunday morning involves getting ready to drink at the end, followed by cocktails in the parish hall after. Then Episcopalians will have brunch where they will consume even more alcohol. By Sunday evening, they are usually passed out often in a stranger's bed, on the golf course, or are still drinking up a storm.<br />
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The majority of Episcopalians are OK with things like divorce, pre-marital sex and abortion, since when you are drunk most of the time these things can be frequent problems. Sex with priests is something that both men and women can enjoy, since there are male and female priests, some of who are gay so everybody wins!<br />
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=== Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses ===<br />
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[[Image:mormon family.jpg|right|thumb|220px|[[Polygamy]] and you]]<br />
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[[Mormons]] and [[Jehovah's Witnesses]] are the two weirdest offshoots of Christianity, best known for their constant pestering of everyone. Mormons believe that their church founder Joseph Mormon gained all the secrets of life by sucking on Jesus' penis in a vision in the 1800s and part of this knowledge was that all other Christians were [[DOING IT WRONG]]. He then got a visit from an angel called [[Moron]]i who said a [[JEWS DID WTC|chosen Jewish tribe had come to America]] two thousand years before Columbus and wrote a bunch of holy books and shit mainly chronicling how Jesus was an honorary American and told every Jew there to marry niggers and Native Americans so both could become white. (Silly Jesus, [[Truth|Jews aren't white!]])<br />
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Unlike Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses don't add extra books to the Bible, instead using some whacko-jacko translation some guy pulled out of his ass one day. They believe Jesus died on a stake, that there is no Holy [[The Matrix|Trinity]] and they do not believe in Hell. Like all religions, they believe that they are the only people who will be helped by God into [[Buttsex|Paradise]]. However, Jehovah's also believe that the word of God is meant to be spread through any means necessary, which means throwing Bibles at car windshields, refusing life-saving blood transfusions [[For the lulz|for vague reasons]], worshiping in Kingdom Halls rather than Churches, knocking someone's door every two hours, preaching the Bible for days in the rain to people who don't give a shit, being the Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]] and generally being bat shit insane and annoying. Witnesses and Mormons are generally exiled to states no one gives a shit about, like [[Utah]] or [[Montana]].<br />
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Other Christians harbor a strong hatred for Witnesses and Mormons and will claim they are [[BAWWWW|oppressed]] by them as usual, even though they generally [[Lynching|send mobs to kill them]]. Instead of the reason for hatred being because of their annoying and bat shit insane nature like normal people, Christians hate them for minor dogmatic differences. A Christfag will scoff at the notion of Jesus dying on a stake instead of a cross or God being one being instead of three different ones within one (PREPOSTEROUS!!!). They will laugh at the belief of Jews coming to America despite their own belief that all humans (even niggers and [[azns]]) are descended from inbred Heebs who survived a flood. Witnesses, in return, hate other Christians a lot, especially Catholics, and will take a break from their preaching to vomit on a Catholic they sense in the vicinity and wail at them and follow them around calling them [[Satan|Satanic]].<br />
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And don't forget Seventh-day Adventists! They are the worst kind. They don't eat meat, drink, smoke, have sex, smile or party. They do other weird ass shit, like half-assedly following convenient kosher laws.<br />
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=== Christians (Internet Species) ===<br />
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[[Image:HitlerJesus.jpg|thumb|180px|Jesus and [[Hitler]] are BFFs.]]<br />
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Christians love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Jesus train to dialup to begin their cyber Manifest Destiny of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more religious Christ zealots find their way online to secure God's position firmly on its grounds. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is quoting the bible somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Christians make up a large pool of easily trolled targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. E-Christians (aka Christfags) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and gestapo sects do not translate in any way online. They are weak cry-baby carebears who quit the Internet forever at the drop of their hat.<br />
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==== Christianity LiveJournal Community ====<br />
{{ljcomm|user=Christianity}} is moderated by jjostm, ariston, and pould. This community is the home of much [[drama]]. Past graduates have included [[purelily]], foxmagic, and [[Nathan Sheets]]. Once upon a time, butt sex used to be the prime object of discussion, but now all "love juice" questions are directed at {{ljcomm|user=christianitysex}}. Instead, the denizens of this community now get their holy mojo risin' via hilariously pseudo-nonchalant usage of [[Jewish]] and [[Hebrew]] terms, to make themselves sound more "authentic" or whatever.<br />
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This group is especially useful for those who suspect themselves of being damned. A quick listing of your sins will result in helpful feedback indicating not only which circle of hell you will suffer in for all eternity, but whether your assigned demons will use pitchforks or cattle prods. <br />
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The group is able to offer this service through member myprophet, who has announced she is God's appointed voice on Earth. The Pope denies this, saying he is God's appointed voice on Earth. George [[W]]. Bush says they are both crazy blasphemers, and he is God's appointed voice on Earth. Attempts to settle the issue through a walk-that-water challenge have as yet been unsuccessful due to scheduling difficulties, however God is quoted as saying "Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know why I bother."<br />
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==== Trolling ====<br />
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Provided are pastas for [[troll]]ing Christians:<br />
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In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Dark Father, from the treacherous and the violent and make the river bed run red with the blood of the saints and the blood of the self-righteous. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names: Satan! Ba'al Z?bûb! Leviathan! Asmodeus! Abaddon!<br />
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[[Allahu akbar]]. [[Islam|Ashhadu 'an la ilaha illa-allah, wa ashhadu 'anna Muhammadan rasulu-llah. (لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱلله)]]<br />
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A trusty example of your common Internet Christian:<br />
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{{tinyquote|So I asked Jesus how much he loved me and he replied "THIS MUCH" and stretched his arms, but, he just sorta stretched them... and then died. <br />
''I walked away, diappointed, I'd expected him to at least hug me, but we'll see what happens on the next date.<br />
''It's in 3days.|Some chrisfag}}<br />
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Christians are also incredibly good at walking into traps on internet chat rooms. Here's an example of that:<br />
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Charles Stuben: I prayed two years for my wife before she died of cancer, and it didn't seem to help much.<br />
Tom (UK): How do you know it didn't help?<br />
Charles Stuben: Because she's dead in the ground.<br />
Charles Stuben: I generally take that as meaning it didn't help.<br />
Tom (UK): Maybe it did help. Maybe she's in heaven experiencing the love of God's Holy Trinity.<br />
Charles Stuben: So she's in heaven sucking God's cock now? I feel so much better.<br />
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM CATHOLICHAT.|Silveracecard trolling Christians on Catholichat}}<br />
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== [[Drama|The Enemies of Christ]] ==<br />
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[[Image:Christiansunite01.jpg|thumb|What the Christian revival movement ''really'' needs: [[True|fewer TV preachers]], [[Anders Behring Breivik|more ass-kicking Crusaders]]]]<br />
[[Image:For God and Country.jpg|thumb|230px|Last bastion of Christendom. Save [[America|Murriccaaa]]!!!111]]<br />
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=== Christians and [[Jews]] ===<br />
Like all good human beings, Christians hate Jews. <br />
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Since 1949, Christians (mostly Evangelicals Protestants) have had a [[holocaust|hell of a time]] trying reconcile their hatred of Jews with their bootlicking love to the State of [[Israel]]. <br />
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Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.<br />
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Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still hates Evangelical Christians] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the [[Talmud]], and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!<br />
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{{quote|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}<br />
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=== Christians and [[Muslims]]===<br />
Christians usually hates the religion of Islam, and [[truth|stereotypes]] Muslims as [[terrorists]] or barbaric and uncivillized people, mainly because of [[9/11]] (even though [[Jews]] actually did it), [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia Law]], [[Rapefugee|Rapefugees]], etc;<br />
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Starting a drama between a Muslim and a Christian is easy, just as soon as any of two talks about Islam, depending on the topic, the Christian will spews out any arguments against Islam, while the Muslim uses any arguments to convince the Christian that Islam is a religion of peace ([[fact|it is not, actually]]), but if the Muslim have some balls and managed to read the damn [[bible]], The Muslim can actually use counter-arguments to point out hypocrisy of the arguments that Christian used. <br />
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Islam and Christianity shares morality and values, such as being traditionalists and againts [[faggots]] and degenerates, but Christians, due to their hatred toward Islam that is greater than their love toward Jesus Christ, they instead resorted to sucking off liberalism and secularism's dickes for arguing against Islam, even though the arguments they oppose Islam for are present on their religion too, for example: Christians accused Prophet [[Muhammad]] of rapist because of his [[Polygamy|polygynous]] marriage, yet unaware on their bible, that Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines, as well many other arguments too. (see "Drama-generating Techniques" section in this page.)<br />
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From 2014 to 2019, [[Cuckservative]] Christians did actually condemn Muslim countries for applying Sharia law to own the [[fags]], when they should have been admired and condone it since isn't Christianity is against [[homosexuality]] too? after 2019, when some [https://twitter.com/Dniskr/status/1629641240328142849 Churches began to be woke, which includes faggotry], the same Christians complains about it, and that's what they get for. (TL;DR in Globohomo sphere, [[Islam]] will prevails, while Christianity is cucked.)<br />
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Christcucks also criticizes Muslims when their religion Islam got mocked, and justify it as "[[free speech]]", but what if Christianity got mocked too? well, they barely give a shit, and turns to other cheek too much that they let their religion to be mocked, so at this point, Christianity is a joke religion now, combined with Churches getting woke and [https://www.thepinknews.com/2020/09/23/iceland-church-transgender-genderqueer-jesus-sunday-school-reykjavik-apology/ Transgender] [https://www.foxnews.com/world/cambridge-dean-defends-sermon-jesus-trans-body-vaginal-side-wound-new-heresy-age Jesus] thing, nobody will take the religion seriously anymore. very little of Christians who are properly defensive on their faith againts degeneracy, instead most of time they project their arguments against Islam while sucking off to liberalism's dick. they cannot stand for themselves, they're cucked.<br />
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Even Muslims also believe in Jesus too (as Isa ibn Maryam), albeit as a Prophet and Messenger, and not a God, which Christians may find it as made up nonsense, and because of those [[transgender]] Jesus thingy, Muslims may stood up to defend Jesus.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Atheists]] ===<br />
People usually consider Christians and Atheists to be mortal enemies, where as this is really not true, as everybody knows Christians are immortal. When not calling each other names and burning each other alive, both sides come together in brotherhood to celebrate how much of a dickhead each other is for fighting and threatening medieval torture on each other. This usually ends in smex on both sides which is completely forgotten ten seconds later when they are impaling each other and showing their non-existent genitals to each other. This cycle usually continues on a weekly basis at local churches and [[emo]] cafes. Christians can often be found on /b/ creating threads and ranting and complaining about how much they hate Atheists.<br />
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=== Christians and Quakers ===<br />
While the Quakers may claim to be Christians, we know better. Shortly after being founded by a dude who was tired of the Christians' shit (and who some believed was Jesus himself, despite many claims to the contrary), they started advocating women's rights, the freedom of slaves, and not being pretentious douchebags who kill people for not believing the same thing. After making the state Pennsylvania, they all disappeared off the face of the planet, and only once in a while resurface to tell people to stop pointing guns at each other or beating up fags people. Quakers are Christian's worst enemies because the Quakers want to be friends with them while at the same time believing something different, which is obviously just an elaborate trap designed to lure Christians into heathenism.<br />
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=== Christians and [[Rape|Bastard]] [[You|Children]] ===<br />
It would come as a suprise to most, considering all christians are [[Hipocrite|pro-life]] but what they don't tell you as such children are [[Buttsecks|obviously spawn of the devil]] and therefore not a part of God's plan. In other words, [[GTFO|Get the fuck out.]]<br />
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=== Christians and... Christians?! ===<br />
Ironically Christians tend to hate their own kind just as much as they do pretty well everything else in existence. Often this comes in the form of clawing all over one another like uncivilized man-animals vying for the prize of who gets to be the most "holier than thou" of the bunch. Usually this is done by screeching like a howler monkey about how they're <i>true</i> Christians and all the other Christians are fakes, frauds and liars.<br />
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This is largely a result of the fact that their entire belief system is based upon a haphazard collection of ancient fables poorly written in three different languages that were sloppily bitched together during the dark ages with overly piss poor translation and a whole lot of "artistic liberty" to form a book that basically contradicts itself in every other paragraph.<br />
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In total there are roughly FIVE HUNDRED prominent contradictions contained within most accepted versions of the Bible. As such the Bible effectively reads like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" story where any asshole can simply cherry pick pious points to parallel their piggish personality and penurious points of view to pass off whatever piss poor rendition of the religion they like as the ''true'' Christianity. Of course blatantly ignoring all contradictory points and often retarding back to mimetic, circular catch phrases like, "God works in mysterious ways!", whenever they get righteously bitch slapped with their hole ridden hypocrisy.<br />
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=== Christian Oppression ===<br />
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Out of all the other religions, Christians are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 84% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how "oppressed" they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Christianity, you will be accused of being "disrespectful". Example:<br />
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'''Typical Christian:''' Heathens! Hear the Word of God.<br />
: All [[Jews]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:: All [[Muslims]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::: All [[Hindus]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:::: All [[Buddhists]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::::: All [[Wiccans]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:::::: All...<br />
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'''Guy:''' Wait a minute, how are those religions any less valid than Christianity?<br />
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'''Christian:''' How dare you offend my sacred, deeply held beliefs! Stop oppressing me!<br />
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'''Guy:''' [[facepalm|/facepalm]]<br />
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'''Christian:''' (in [[denial|self-righteous]] defiance of '''Guy''')<br />
: 'All [[Atheists]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
:: All [[Agnostics]] are going to Hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ.<br />
::: All...<br />
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Often they can be found on /b/ posting pro-Christian copypasta.<br />
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=== Drama-generating Techniques ===<br />
# Question the Bible.<br />
# Ask them why they worship a dead kike on a stick.<br />
# Jesus was a Troll (you been trolled, GBU).<br />
# State that they're 99% [[Atheist]] because they only believe in Yahweh and not any other gods like [[Allah]] and [[Zeus]].<br />
# State that Jesus was a control freak and passive-aggressive.<br />
# State that since God does not believe in a deity that has higher authority over him, that makes God an atheist.<br />
# Tell them that Christianity is a [[Sand_Nigger|Middle Eastern]] religion just like [[Islam]] and [[Judaism]].<br />
# Ask what year Jesus was born.<br />
# When surprised/excited/pissed, yell "Jesus Christ on a (insert any lulzy word here)!". Examples: "[[Buttsex|Jesus Christ on a black guy's dick!]]" or "[[LOL WUT|Jesus H. Tits!"]]) The more obscene it is, the more lulz you will generate. [[Lolwut|Extra points]] for making it ''long'' enough that they'll know that you don't just have [[Tourette's Guy|tourettes]]: "Jesus Mary and Joseph hanging off the Cross for Chrissake God damn it shit!"<br />
# Ask if they're a bastard child or not.<br />
# Ask how many people were at his tomb.<br />
# Ask why a crucified criminal was put in a tomb instead of a mass grave. Fun-fact if they can't answer: One of his followers paid for the tomb.<br />
# Ask how Judas died.<br />
# Remind them that God killed more people in the Bible than Satan did.<br />
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# Point out how gluttony (aka obesity) is mentioned as a sin more times in the Bible than homosexuality is and then immediately point out how many fat fucks are Christians.<br />
# If they say "the Old Testament no longer applies" to explain why they don't have to eat Kosher food, then ask them why they still invoke the 10 Commandments.<br />
# If they quote the Old Testament to support their views (such as pointing out what Leviticus says about homosexuality), then ask them why they ignore the rest of it, such as verses about tattoos being an abomination, or how the Old Testament requires adulterers, girls who aren't virgins on their wedding night, and people who pick up sticks on the Sabbath to be executed.<br />
# Remind them of their latent homosexuality.<br />
# Remind them if that they truly believed in Jesus, they wouldn't argue about it.<br />
# Ask them why they oppose polygamous marriage when King Solomon had over 700 wives and 300 concubines.<br />
# Point out that the Bible never mentions pedophilia as a sin, and that in Bible times girls were married off as soon as they start ragging.<br />
# Ask them how old the Virgin Mary when she gave birth to Jesus.<br />
# Slap them and ask them to present their other cheek for similar treatment.<br />
# Ask why the [[Smugleaf|talking snake]] is literal but Jesus' command to sell everything they own is metaphorical.<br />
# Ask them why the book of Genesis is literal but why the book of Revelation is metaphorical (they don't believe the Antichrist is going to be an actual creature rising up out of the sea like Godzilla, even though that's what the Bible literally says).<br />
# Ask them if God can kill himself, if they say "yes" then say God isn't immortal, if they say "no" say then God isn't omnipotent<br />
# Ask them if God has a penis. If they say "yes" then ask them what he uses it for. If they say "no" then ask how then is God a "he"?<br />
# If they say God isn't really a "he" or "she", then ask them does that mean God is non-binary?<br />
# Give an intelligent, well-researched explanation of Einstein and Hitler's views on religion.<br />
# Give an intelligent and well-researched explanation of anything.<br />
# Give unintelligent, poorly-researched explanations of everything.<br />
# Point out Bible quotes promoting murder, rape and slavery, then point to Matthew 5:18-19.<br />
# When they accuses [[Muslims]] of doing [[Islam#Taqiyyah|Taqiyyah]], point out in the [[Bible]] that they have their own version of Taqiyyah too, which are in Philippians 1:18 and 1 Corinthians 9:19-23<br />
# Ask if Cain and Abel had sex with each other or Eve to make more people.<br />
# Ask them if they've ever had a lustful thought or [[fap|masturbated]], and if they have, why they haven't plucked out their eye or cut off their hand.<br />
# Ask why would God create rules that were impossible to follow, then punish the world/his followers when he could have just sent Christ and fixed everything right away?<br />
# Point out that, based on the appearance of every other individual in the area he was born, Jesus was clearly either black or brown.<br />
# Point at the gold cross dangling from their necklace and accuse them of worshiping a graven idol. (A golden one, no less!)<br />
# Ask Christians the following: Do you believe in [[Cannibalism|transubstantiation]]? [[Trollface| Could you please explain it to me?]]" they explain it. Then you bring up [[Bible| Deuteronomy]]. ([[Contradiction|it says eating human flesh is forbidden. Transubstantiation clams that the bread at the last supper turns into real human flesh]]). Epic lulz will then ensure. <br />
# Explain to them how they would worship an electric chair or a poison gas chamber if Jesus died 20 - 50 years ago.<br />
# Really fuck up their dome by reminding them that in Isaiah 43:10-13, God himself says there is no savior and all men must contact God directly. Ergo, Jesus Christ was, by default, a false prophet. Much hair-pulling and stammering will follow.<br />
# Tell them that you don't have to worry about going to hell because God could change his mind about what he wrote in the Bible. Remind them that God changed his mind when he sent Jesus to die for sinners, and went from being a tyrant who killed anyone who refused to obey him to being all about peace, love and redemption. So who's to say he won't change his mind again and do away with hell entirely? (And if they say he "can't" contradict what's in the Bible then this means he's not omnipotent).<br />
# Say that Christians are tools of the Jewish-dominated Neoconservatives in control of the Republican Party. <br />
# Say that Mary was likely only a [[technical virgin]], considering that Jews circa 5 BCE were highly patriarchal.<br />
# Say that [[Fact|Christianity is nothing but Judaism, version 2.0]]...<br />
# ... and thus, [[Islam]] must be Judaism, version 3.0.<br />
# ... and thus, Mormonism must be Judaism, version 2.5....for the iMac. <br />
# Gently wipe the tears that begin pouring from their eyes.<br />
# Proceed with fucking their virgin mothers.<br />
# You can also place Bibles from your local library or book store in the "fiction" section for added bonus.<br />
# Make a point that Jesus had two fathers.<br />
# Point out that Jesus' suffering for mankind is dwarfed by the suffering experienced by even one of the billions of people he has personally shoved into the pits of hell.<br />
# Use your hands to make quotation marks whenever you mention God or Jesus, or any religious figure.<br />
# Ask how Adam and Eve only had two sons, [[Incest|and yet there are over seven billion people on earth now]]. <br />
# Tell them that Christianity is a cult, it meets the very definition of a cult since the entire faith is founded on worshiping a Jewish dude who claimed to be a Messiah.<br />
# Ask why they don't attack secular marriages since they claim marriage is a religious thing.<br />
# ????<br />
# [[PROFIT]]!!!<br />
# When they claims that humans are not animals, accuse them of committing a cardinal sin, of pride.<br />
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==== Show Christians These Videos to Troll Them With the Truth! ====<br />
'''You can also send them one of these videos, [[for great justice]]!'''<br />
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'''[[Thunderf00t]] proving how stupid [[VenomFangX|Young Earth Creationism is]]!<br />
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'''Disprove Jesus today!!!'''<br />
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'''Christians Murdered Indians--FACT BITCHES!!'''<br />
|<youtube>TMGJ9YKZ6Hw</youtube><br />
'''Quit sucking off to liberalism's dick if you Christians kept opposing Islam!!'''<br />
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== Media ==<br />
Although Christians believe everyone and everything related to media other than Sean Hannity is the world of the devil, the production of Christian media is at an all time [[drugs|high]].<br />
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<big><big>'''Present-Day Crusades'''</big></big><br><br />
Though it is thought that the Crusades were gone long ago, these true Christians, with the help of their Holy Megaphone, they are allowing no escape for open minded individuals. <br />
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=== Christian Music ===<br />
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[[wigger|Gimme dat Christian side hug!]] Dat Christian side hug! I'm a [[faggot|rough rider]] [[anal sex|filled up with Christ's love]]. Side hug or I'll [[O rly?|put you in a coma]]!<br />
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Dont worry though, [[Pedophile|Brian Spinney]] made great [[rap]] to tell the youth of today how great [[Jesus]] is!<br />
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=== Christian Gallery ===<br />
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File:Jesus dinosaur.jpg|LOLWUT<br />
File:HitlerChrist.jpg|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors. An Übermensch is no exception.<br />
File:Basketjesus.jpg|Jesus always liked to bully children.<br />
File:001-Magic_Fish.png|God is fucking with us?<br />
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<!---------------YOUR UNFUNNY PIC GOES BELOW THIS LINE FAGGOT!--------------><br />
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File:Christianity.jpg|Traditional Christian method of dealing with fags.<br />
File:Behemoth-and-leviathan.jpg|you silly atheists [[bitches don't know|don't know]] that Job and T-Rex were bffs<br />
File:Dinofail.jpg|[[fat|Whales]] and [[Interior Crocodile Alligator|Crocodiles]] ain't Dinos, boy-o.<br />
File:BleedingJesus.jpg|Jesus bleeds for all of us<br />
File:Mr.T.jpg|[[Niggas]]? [[X? In My Y?|In my church?]]<br />
File:VennDiagram jesus.gif<br />
File:Darth.jpg|FUCKEN HEALLLLLLD<br />
File:Bible warning.jpg|[[Atheists]] post this ''ad nauseam'' in order to [[troll]] Christians<br />
File:Christfaggots22.jpg<br />
File:Antimasturbationcross.jpg<br />
File:Porn.jpg||Flatline!<br />
File:BlackJesusJesus.jpg|A [[good]] Christian<br />
File:Birthdefectearneck.jpg|Intelligent design indeed.<br />
File:2008-03-17-seven-deadly-sins-of-religion.jpg|Doing it wrong<br />
File:Listenstoslayer.jpg|You're damn right he does<br />
File:Raepture.jpg|Baptists believe in The [[Rapture]]<br />
File:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.<br />
File:ChristHATECathyz.jpg|Christ is not yours he's MIIIIINE.<br />
File:Creationism-Jebus.jpg|How earth was "created".<br />
File:Evolution_-_Did_Not_Evolve.jpg|Many Christians are still niggers due to lack of evolution.<br />
File:Tumblr ll37h8DhjN1qea3nso1 500.jpg|Proof that most american christians are fucking stupid.<br />
File:Christian.jpg|Because seeing some douchebag wearing a sign is going to make [[you]] change your religion.<br />
File:Fundie gays must die.jpg|Typical Christian bumper sticker. [[h8|FEEL THAT CHRISTIAN LOVE!]]<br />
File:Dangl.jpg|A [[Chris Forcand|christian pedo's]] tiny old cock.<br />
File:Whatchristiansbelieve.jpg|A Christian's view of the seperation of church and state.<br />
File:BlackJesus_WEB.jpg|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors: "Awooogah! Where 'dem White women at?!"<br />
File:Believe in Christ.jpg|Believe in Christ, receive rainbow colored wig.<br />
File:Kenthovind.jpg|A typical Christian dumbass.<br />
File:Zombie jesus.jpeg|Remember, he died for your sins. So give him your brains without a fight.<br />
File:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.<br />
File:OHGODAPOCOLYPSE.jpg|Most offensive File to Christians.<br />
File:Orthodoxy deva marie.jpg|Fap-Fap-Fap<br />
File:One_Woman's_Lie.jpg<br />
File:Occam's_Razor.jpg<br />
File:Godless_Sodomites.jpg<br />
File:God_Is_A_Troll.jpg| He did it for the lulz!<br />
File:Exploring_The_Galaxy.jpg<br />
File:Christian_Dinosaurs.jpg<br />
File:Belly_Buttons.jpg<br />
File:Get In The Hell.gif<br />
File:As_Long_As_You_Believe.jpg<br />
File:Adam_And_Eve-olution.jpg| How it all started.<br />
File:Nigger on Christianity.jpg|Even niggers know Christianity's full of shit<br />
File:Niggerfaggot1.png|[[MLP|Demon]], I cast you out!<br />
File:HowVeryChristianofYou.png|Practice makes perfect!<br />
File:Actuallybelieve.jpg<br />
File:Zombie jesus.png<br />
File:CallCentreGod.jpg|God is ready to take your prayer.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
===Main===<br />
* [[Bible|Teh holy babble]]<br />
* [[Conservapedia]]<br />
* [[Cults]]<br />
* [[Fundamentalist]]<br />
* [[Good person test]]<br />
* [[Raptor Jesus]]<br />
* [[Rapture]]<br />
* [[The Easter Bunny]]<br />
* [[Way of the master]]<br />
* [[Fake Christians]]<br />
<br />
===Epithets===<br />
* [[Gentiles]]<br />
* [[Goyim]]<br />
* [[Hypocrite]]s<br />
* [[Islam|Infidels]]<br />
* [[Myth]]ical<br />
* [[Retards]]<br />
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===Peoples===<br />
* [[Chris Forcand]]<br />
* [[John Hagee]]<br />
* [[Joshu2uber]]<br />
* [[Kerney Thomas]]<br />
* [[Focus on the Family]]<br />
* [[Fred Phelps]] (of [[God hates fags]] fame)<br />
* [[Joel Osteen]]<br />
* [[Nickolaus]]<br />
* [[Nghtmrchld26]]<br />
* [[Neal Horsley]]<br />
* [[RejectedDreams]]<br />
* [[Sherry Shriner]]<br />
* [[Tim Todd]]<br />
* [[Tony Alamo]]<br />
* [[Tony48219]] - A [[psychotic]] fundamentalist [[YouTube]]r who '''[[murdered]] a fellow [[student]].'''<br />
* [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]] A fundamentalist [[Brony|Horsefucker]] and Young Earth Creationist who has a homo lust for [[Pewdiepie]] and [[fedoras]].<br />
* [[lordelthibar]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
* {{yt|u|habsfan0206|Batshit-insane Christian fundie: lulz guaranteed}}<br />
* [http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ Christfag forum, needs more people trolling]<br />
* [http://www.JewsKilledJesus.com/ The jews killed Jesus]<br />
* [http://godisimaginary.com/| GodIsImaginary.com - LoL even the name of the site alone inflames Christians! Show them this site so that they can hopefully see the folly of Christianity]<br />
* [http://www.fstdt.com Fundies Say The Darndest Things!] - A lulzy website that aggregates hilarious quotes (almost 29,000 as of March [[2009]]) posted by fundies all over the [[net]]<br />
* [http://www.theologyonline.com Theology Online] - "Truthsmackin' for God"<br />
* [http://www.yourgoingtohell.com/ Yourgoingtohell.com] - Christians are known for their impeccable [[grammar]]<br />
* [http://www.biblicalresearchcenter.org/ Biblical Research Center] - The unholy lovechild of Christian fundamentalism and [[science]]<br />
* [http://thensi.ning.com/ The NSI Nation] - christian <s>music</s> earrape at its <s>best</s> worst<br />
* [http://www.armyofgod.com/ Army of God] - A Christian [[terrorist]] group just [[Asking for it|asking to be]] [[V&]]<br />
* [http://www.seesharppress.com/20reasons.html 20 Reasons to Abandon Christianity]<br />
* [http://www.missionamerica.com/ Homosexuality and witchcraft in schools] - Oh my!<br />
* {{ytlink|zBlBk7lw-fk|God Hates ''Star Wars'' and ''Lord of the Rings''!}}<br />
* [http://johnshore.com/2008/07/15/what-would-jesus-do-if-invited-to-a-gay-wedding/ This blog is made of pure fail and AIDS].<br />
* [http://webnut.xanga.com/703620263/jesus-is-a-troll/ Why Jesus Really Came to Earth -- with stupid responses from a Christard]<br />
* [http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx/comment-page-9#comment-99309123 Some Christard thinks that comic book superheroes and Pokemon are works of the devil]<br />
* {{ytlink|H4dzOsnKUJc|Christian school principal loves lolis}}<br />
* [http://jfcshow.com/?p=294 Use to troll christfags]<br />
* [http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/ Virgin christfags united]<br />
* [http://shelleytherepublican.com/ Christfag insanity at its finest]<br />
* [http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1288329642/Mash_Up_Of_Religious_Show_Prank_Calls Prayer talk show lulz]<br />
* {{yt|u|TheRivetthead}} - some fundie Second Adventist Jehovah's witness who is warning us that [[rapture]] will happen in {{CURRENTYEAR}} and that you should be armed for the [[Catnarok|the great day]] he is a [[White Nationalism|holy man]] who is saving you from the [[Apocalypse]] he [[Waco|lives in a safe secret holy temple of christ]] hes are last [[Warren Jeffs|soldier of christ]] are [[Francis E. Dec, Esq.|only hope for a future]] join him and his [[Hutaree|people]]. TODAY BECAUSE HE HAS [[Mormonism|GODS WORDS]] as well as the holy [[Gun|armour of god]]<br />
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/sanderson1611 Pastor Steven Anderson from the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe AZ, if you want some hardcore preaching that slams Jews, Gays, false christians, and features lots of yelling, agressive gesturing, and beating the shit out of a podium, then his sermons are for you. If you want to just know the truth about the Jews and how they relate to Christianity (SPOILER ALERT: THEY ACTUALLY WORSHIP SATAN), then just scroll down to the documentaries section and watch the 1 and 1/2 hour long documentary "Marching to Zion".]<br />
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[[Category:Satanism]]</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Juraj_Kraj%C4%8D%C3%ADk&diff=1915258Juraj Krajčík2025-03-06T19:40:06Z<p>Salvie: /* Graded Score */</p>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juraj Krajčík'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 28, 2003}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 13, 2022 (aged 19)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovakbro]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|[[Minecraft|Minecraft YouTuber]], [[Remove skittle|Skittle removalist]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[My Little Pony]], [[Homophobia|Homo-cidal ideation]], [[Nazi|Neo-Nazi acceleration]]}} <br />
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'''Juraj Krajčík'''{{Nazi}} (Gamertag: '''prism55''') was a 19-year-old [[Slovakia|Slovak]] NigSoc who, on October 12, 2022, tried to beat [[Omar Mateen]]'s [[High Score]] by shooting up a [[Fag|gay]] bar in Bratislava. Obviously, [[Obviously|he failed]]. Particularly, he instead [[Pussy|pussied]] out after killing two faggots and injuring the bartender, before becoming [[an hero]] the next morning. Thankfully for slovak sodomites (so the whole population), since he did absolutely [[shit]], combined with the fact that literally no [[Americans]] know that [[Bullshit|Slovakia exists]], [[Epic fail|no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf]], [[Good|and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.]]<br />
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Like most of the tardcel autists who goon to [[Tarrant]], he wrote a [[Media:A call to arms.pdf|little manifesto]] too. [[fail|So much effort, yet only two kills.]]<br />
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Oh, don't tell him Tarrant was a Zionist, xis clitty will leak in niggerhell.<br />
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==The Attack==<br />
Before the actual attack on Tepláreň, a gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, the little shit decided to write a pretty little manifesto. In fairness, it did get most things right, especially about ze kikes. <br />
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In this 'festo, he blamed [[kikes]] and [[faggots]] for [[Fact|"causing harm to white people"]] and praised other rightoid circlejerkers. This /pol/tard's objective was actually to bag the literalwho PM of xis country, pretty neat right? But he camped outside his house and couldn't find him. And instead of doing something useful like shooting up another government building or a [[Pedophilia|'gogue]], he went for the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|fag bar]] instead, maybe in a last attempt to reunite with [[LGBT|his fellows]]. The actual attack occurred on October 12, 2022. Krajčík went to the fagbar around 6PM, dressed like a scary hitman with a face mask and an all-black outfit, but he was a manlet and recognizable. <br />
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He hid in an abandoned shitstake next to the bar for like half an hour, gooned to [[Animu|Tarrant-chan]] and then posted xis 'festo to the [[Twitter|Xitter]], probably trying to build up the courage to do something lulzy for once in xis heckin chud life. <br />
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At [[7-Eleven|7:11]] PM, our 'tardbro finally started his day of lulztribution, managing to score 2 fags, [[Shit nobody cares about|Juraj Vankulič and Matúš Horváth]], before injuring some literalwho faggy bartender, and then running away the same as faggots do, instead of being more lulzy. The motive to this was because, like a retard, he forgot to bring more mags with hi mself in the midst of jerking off to the Buffalo shooting livestream. <br />
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The first responders arrived at 7:16PM and reported the two dead fags and the injured person who was taken to the hospital. <br />
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The [[Cops|pigs]], trying to look like as if they weren't laughing at those dead sodomites, started searching for the killer with the help of a police helicopter.<br />
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But sometime between 8pm and 10pm, our subhuman protagonist went back home, rubbed another one out to [[Halle synagogue shooting|Balliet]] [[Feet|feet pics]] and told his parents about his shitty little rampage, argued with xem, and then left with a .22 gun and a bullet. <br />
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His parents, since they were affiliated with a kike-hating and nationalist political party, didn't even care at all and didn't bother to report their failure to the feds. The next morning, at around 7am, the partyvan finally found the little twink dead in a Bratislava park, dying in doggy-style. Seems like Satan rapes souls before taking them away, evendoe the shooter was a [[Atheist|fedorafag]] and he didn't really believe in this. Atleast, he experienced it!<br />
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The investigation later confirmed that Juraj Krajčík was indeed the cuck responsible for the lulzfest.<br />
==quotes==<br />
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|2-1 kdr, not my problem. wish i couldve gone higher but whatever. wanted to bag the prime minister but i didnt get lucky with his car arriving|{{archive|hdfcq|4chan thread}}<br />
|sad for my family, happy with my own life, nothing for the two faggots. soon a bit of lead| What was going through his mind<br />
|just doing the right thing, i felt sadder for my family afterwards than the two faggots i fucked up|<br />
|made my own decision to do this, i had barely any dms with people on [[telegram]] or wherever.| He thought [[Telegram]] anons produced good content though<br />
|not groomed. got my views first from 8c then various sites. most of all seeing it with my own eyes really settled the deal for me. decided on my own volition|<br />
|my nigger i’d rather live just 19 years than 91 while knowing what the kikes are doing.|<br />
|Now we will define what “low”, “medium” and “high” means for both target value, and target density. We will use examples for this. <br><br />
Low value - The elimination of the target will, on its own, have a small impact on the course of the conflict, both locally and in the grand scale of things. <br><br />
Examples: Racial aliens residing in high quantities within ethnic enclaves. Individual race traitors. Small-scale enemy activists. [[irony|Fag bars]].|Clearly Juraj went for target density over target value.<br />
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==Gameplay==<br />
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==Graded Score==<br />
{{GradedScore|2|1 injured.|15| |12|Shootin' fags.|2|Had a teeeeny tiny bit of butthurt in his home country, but nothing speical.|10|Two less fags in this world.|39|F-|[[Omar Mateen]] is rolling in his grave.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Loadout==<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Kimber 1911 <br />
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*Gun used to kill two fags.<br> '''Does 35-45 damage.'''<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Handgun <br />
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*Gun for an heroing. <br> '''Does 35-45 damage.'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Double damage against niggers, Muslims, non-Aryans and kikes.<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Tarrant Disciple<br />
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*Being a Tarrant Disciple,double damage against muslims.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Ghost Pro<br />
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* Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)<br />
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*'''Spell''':Fictional Character Love<br />
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*An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Jurajwinnar.jpg <br />
File:Jurajashamed.jpg <br />
File:Jurajrly.jpg <br />
File:JurajSmiling.jpg <br />
File:JurajPointing.jpg<br />
File:JurajShoe.jpg|[[Shoe on head]]<br />
JurajBody.jpg|[[An Hero]]<br />
File:Jurajwytpowah.jpg<br />
File:JurajVictims2.png<br />
File:JurajVictims1.jpg<br />
File:JurajNotebook.jpg<br />
File:JurajLetter2.jpg|Suicide note<br />
File:JurajLetter.png|Suicide note translation<br />
File:Krajnik wikipedia.png|Wikipedo account Prism55 - Claimed to be "Against terrorism" lol<br />
File:A call to arms.pdf|His 65-page manifesto "[[:File:A call to arms.pdf|A Call to Arms]]"<br>(Click link to read)<br />
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</gallery><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]], [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - Fellow 2022 gay bar shooters.<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - his inspiration<br />
*[[High Score/Loserinfo#Ľubomír Harman|Ľubomír Harman]] - Bratislava Rampage 2010 Edition<br />
*[[Omar Mateen|Prophet Mateen (PBUH)]] - Did it right, unlike this faggot<br />
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Another Brony who committed a mass shooting<br />
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==External links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|2022_Bratislava_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|hdfcq|He answered questions on /pol/ after the shooting}}<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/399510500/ His "Happening thread" with zero replies] {{archive|dxTBI}}<br />
*{{yt|c|UCf7xDPsZ5OcrdEOH8SA-fxQ|<s>prism55</s>}} - YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].''' [[Epic Win|Had more subscribers than]] [[William Atchison|another failed high scorer]].<br />
*{{yt|c|UCS-qp4-fzepgS5bpi7oP8DA|<s>prism55Games</s>}} - Another YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].'''<br />
*{{yt|c|UCGhROoB6ecq1rWkj-rgc-5Q|<s>PrismVlogs</s>}} - Yet another YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].'''<br />
*{{fandomlink|community|User:Prism55Writes|Fandom/Wikia account}} - Disabled<br />
*[https://mlpforums.com/profile/34381-prism55/ '''MLP Forums account'''] - Status: [[Vandalize|VANDALIZED]] {{archive|JzAdL}}<br />
{{Gay}}<br />
{{Anheroes}}<br />
{{Brenton Tarrant}}<br />
{{Dying Alone}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Nazis}}<br />
{{MLP}}<br />
{{Psychopaths}}<br />
[[Category:2022]]<br />
[[Category:People]]</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Juraj_Kraj%C4%8D%C3%ADk&diff=1915257Juraj Krajčík2025-03-06T19:37:28Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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<div>{{AlGore}}<br />
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{{An hero|[[File:JurajBodyCropped.png|150px|link=]]}}<br />
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Juraj Krajčík'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 28, 2003}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 13, 2022 (aged 19)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Slovakia|Slovakbro]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|[[Minecraft|Minecraft YouTuber]], [[Remove skittle|Skittle removalist]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[My Little Pony]], [[Homophobia|Homo-cidal ideation]], [[Nazi|Neo-Nazi acceleration]]}} <br />
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'''Juraj Krajčík'''{{Nazi}} (Gamertag: '''prism55''') was a 19-year-old [[Slovakia|Slovak]] NigSoc who, on October 12, 2022, tried to beat [[Omar Mateen]]'s [[High Score]] by shooting up a [[Fag|gay]] bar in Bratislava. Obviously, [[Obviously|he failed]]. Particularly, he instead [[Pussy|pussied]] out after killing two faggots and injuring the bartender, before becoming [[an hero]] the next morning. Thankfully for slovak sodomites (so the whole population), since he did absolutely [[shit]], combined with the fact that literally no [[Americans]] know that [[Bullshit|Slovakia exists]], [[Epic fail|no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf]], [[Good|and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.]]<br />
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Like most of the tardcel autists who goon to [[Tarrant]], he wrote a [[Media:A call to arms.pdf|little manifesto]] too. [[fail|So much effort, yet only two kills.]]<br />
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Oh, don't tell him Tarrant was a Zionist, xis clitty will leak in niggerhell.<br />
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==The Attack==<br />
Before the actual attack on Tepláreň, a gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, the little shit decided to write a pretty little manifesto. In fairness, it did get most things right, especially about ze kikes. <br />
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In this 'festo, he blamed [[kikes]] and [[faggots]] for [[Fact|"causing harm to white people"]] and praised other rightoid circlejerkers. This /pol/tard's objective was actually to bag the literalwho PM of xis country, pretty neat right? But he camped outside his house and couldn't find him. And instead of doing something useful like shooting up another government building or a [[Pedophilia|'gogue]], he went for the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|fag bar]] instead, maybe in a last attempt to reunite with [[LGBT|his fellows]]. The actual attack occurred on October 12, 2022. Krajčík went to the fagbar around 6PM, dressed like a scary hitman with a face mask and an all-black outfit, but he was a manlet and recognizable. <br />
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He hid in an abandoned shitstake next to the bar for like half an hour, gooned to [[Animu|Tarrant-chan]] and then posted xis 'festo to the [[Twitter|Xitter]], probably trying to build up the courage to do something lulzy for once in xis heckin chud life. <br />
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At [[7-Eleven|7:11]] PM, our 'tardbro finally started his day of lulztribution, managing to score 2 fags, [[Shit nobody cares about|Juraj Vankulič and Matúš Horváth]], before injuring some literalwho faggy bartender, and then running away the same as faggots do, instead of being more lulzy. The motive to this was because, like a retard, he forgot to bring more mags with hi mself in the midst of jerking off to the Buffalo shooting livestream. <br />
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The first responders arrived at 7:16PM and reported the two dead fags and the injured person who was taken to the hospital. <br />
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The [[Cops|pigs]], trying to look like as if they weren't laughing at those dead sodomites, started searching for the killer with the help of a police helicopter.<br />
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But sometime between 8pm and 10pm, our subhuman protagonist went back home, rubbed another one out to [[Halle synagogue shooting|Balliet]] [[Feet|feet pics]] and told his parents about his shitty little rampage, argued with xem, and then left with a .22 gun and a bullet. <br />
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His parents, since they were affiliated with a kike-hating and nationalist political party, didn't even care at all and didn't bother to report their failure to the feds. The next morning, at around 7am, the partyvan finally found the little twink dead in a Bratislava park, dying in doggy-style. Seems like Satan rapes souls before taking them away, evendoe the shooter was a [[Atheist|fedorafag]] and he didn't really believe in this. Atleast, he experienced it!<br />
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The investigation later confirmed that Juraj Krajčík was indeed the cuck responsible for the lulzfest.<br />
==quotes==<br />
{{morphquote|jurajquotes||font-weight; bold<br />
|2-1 kdr, not my problem. wish i couldve gone higher but whatever. wanted to bag the prime minister but i didnt get lucky with his car arriving|{{archive|hdfcq|4chan thread}}<br />
|sad for my family, happy with my own life, nothing for the two faggots. soon a bit of lead| What was going through his mind<br />
|just doing the right thing, i felt sadder for my family afterwards than the two faggots i fucked up|<br />
|made my own decision to do this, i had barely any dms with people on [[telegram]] or wherever.| He thought [[Telegram]] anons produced good content though<br />
|not groomed. got my views first from 8c then various sites. most of all seeing it with my own eyes really settled the deal for me. decided on my own volition|<br />
|my nigger i’d rather live just 19 years than 91 while knowing what the kikes are doing.|<br />
|Now we will define what “low”, “medium” and “high” means for both target value, and target density. We will use examples for this. <br><br />
Low value - The elimination of the target will, on its own, have a small impact on the course of the conflict, both locally and in the grand scale of things. <br><br />
Examples: Racial aliens residing in high quantities within ethnic enclaves. Individual race traitors. Small-scale enemy activists. [[irony|Fag bars]].|Clearly Juraj went for target density over target value.<br />
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==Gameplay==<br />
{{videoframe|SlovakFvids|background-color: ##FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;<br />
|[[File:JurajShooting.mp4|750px]]<br />
|<archiveorg>you-cut-20230205-214632719</archiveorg>}}<br />
==Graded Score==<br />
{{GradedScore|2|1 injured.|15| |12|Shootin' fags.|0|[[Who]]?|10|Two less fags in this world.|39|F-|[[Omar Mateen]] is rolling in his grave.}}<br />
{{Wanted|1}}<br />
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==Loadout==<br />
<center><br />
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Failed [[Omar Mateen]]<br />
|-<!--Welcum 2 Fag banning--><br />
!Item<br />
!Accessories/Bonus<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Kimber 1911 <br />
[[Image:GTA4Icons1911.png|center|100px]]<br />
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*Gun used to kill two fags.<br> '''Does 35-45 damage.'''<br />
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*'''Secondary''': Handgun <br />
[[Image:GTA4Icons1911.png|center|100px]]<br />
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*Gun for an heroing. <br> '''Does 35-45 damage.'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center><br />
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*Double damage against niggers, Muslims, non-Aryans and kikes.<br />
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*'''Perk 1''': Tarrant Disciple<br />
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center><br />
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*Being a Tarrant Disciple,double damage against muslims.<br />
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*'''Perk 2''': Ghost Pro<br />
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]<br />
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* Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)<br />
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*'''Spell''':Fictional Character Love<br />
<center>[[Image:XiaroR34Bikini.png|50px]]</center><br />
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*An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Jurajwinnar.jpg <br />
File:Jurajashamed.jpg <br />
File:Jurajrly.jpg <br />
File:JurajSmiling.jpg <br />
File:JurajPointing.jpg<br />
File:JurajShoe.jpg|[[Shoe on head]]<br />
JurajBody.jpg|[[An Hero]]<br />
File:Jurajwytpowah.jpg<br />
File:JurajVictims2.png<br />
File:JurajVictims1.jpg<br />
File:JurajNotebook.jpg<br />
File:JurajLetter2.jpg|Suicide note<br />
File:JurajLetter.png|Suicide note translation<br />
File:Krajnik wikipedia.png|Wikipedo account Prism55 - Claimed to be "Against terrorism" lol<br />
File:A call to arms.pdf|His 65-page manifesto "[[:File:A call to arms.pdf|A Call to Arms]]"<br>(Click link to read)<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]], [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - Fellow 2022 gay bar shooters.<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - his inspiration<br />
*[[High Score/Loserinfo#Ľubomír Harman|Ľubomír Harman]] - Bratislava Rampage 2010 Edition<br />
*[[Omar Mateen|Prophet Mateen (PBUH)]] - Did it right, unlike this faggot<br />
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Another Brony who committed a mass shooting<br />
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==External links==<br />
*{{Wikilink|2022_Bratislava_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br />
*{{archive|hdfcq|He answered questions on /pol/ after the shooting}}<br />
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/399510500/ His "Happening thread" with zero replies] {{archive|dxTBI}}<br />
*{{yt|c|UCf7xDPsZ5OcrdEOH8SA-fxQ|<s>prism55</s>}} - YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].''' [[Epic Win|Had more subscribers than]] [[William Atchison|another failed high scorer]].<br />
*{{yt|c|UCS-qp4-fzepgS5bpi7oP8DA|<s>prism55Games</s>}} - Another YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].'''<br />
*{{yt|c|UCGhROoB6ecq1rWkj-rgc-5Q|<s>PrismVlogs</s>}} - Yet another YouTube channel, '''Baleeted [[last Thursday]].'''<br />
*{{fandomlink|community|User:Prism55Writes|Fandom/Wikia account}} - Disabled<br />
*[https://mlpforums.com/profile/34381-prism55/ '''MLP Forums account'''] - Status: [[Vandalize|VANDALIZED]] {{archive|JzAdL}}<br />
{{Gay}}<br />
{{Anheroes}}<br />
{{Brenton Tarrant}}<br />
{{Dying Alone}}<br />
{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Nazis}}<br />
{{MLP}}<br />
{{Psychopaths}}<br />
[[Category:2022]]<br />
[[Category:People]]</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie&diff=1891256User:Salvie2024-08-29T12:44:13Z<p>Salvie: /* contributions and good pages */</p>
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== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==<br />
{{retard|te l'ho detto che ero hardcore}}<br />
{{virgin}}<br />
{{aspie}}<br />
{{child}}<br />
{{13yearolds}}<br />
{{pedo}}<br />
{{Failsathero}}<br />
[[File:GendronBitches.jpg]]<br />
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salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.<br />
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i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]<br />
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my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3<br />
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i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]<br />
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i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D<br />
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{{TimeOnED|year=2021|month=9|day=23}}<br />
{{n00b|making mediocre articles}}<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ♦ [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] ♦ [[Andrea Pignani]] ♦ [[Noah Esbensen]] ♦ [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] ♦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Columbine Copycats]] ♦ [[Éric Borel]] ♦ [[School Shootings]] ♦ [[Tobias Rathjen]] ♦ [[Jose Reyes]] ♦ [[New Mexico]] ♦ [[Hugo Jackson]] ♦ [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] ♦ [[Your Boyfriend]] ♦ [[BonziWORLD]] ♦ [[Payton Gendron]] ♦ [[Philip Manshaus]] ♦ [[Randy Robert Stair]] ♦ [[Battle For Dream Island]] ♦ [[David Nicholson]] and endless userpages<br />
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<th style="background:#84599c;">Reworked</th><br />
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[User:MisterRemover/Ruslan Akhtyamov]]<br />
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<th style="background:#84599c;">ADDED PORN</th><br />
<td style="background:#eee;"> none cause im not robert aaron long<br />
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<th style="background:#84599c;">Collab</th><br />
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] with [[User:MisterRemover|MisterRemover]]<br />
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== contributions and good pages ==<br />
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.<br />
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[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.<br />
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[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!<br />
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[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).<br />
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[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to saint Tarrant.<br />
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[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love.<br />
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[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels<br />
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and basically most articles i edit lmao<br />
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i guess thats it... wait<br />
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[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.<br />
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[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hugo_Jackson&diff=1890780Hugo Jackson2024-08-26T15:55:14Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]].|Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}<br />
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{{ib|[[File:Hugojackson.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]] ({{age|2006|5|12}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}<br />
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In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]]. <br />
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He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (sligthly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.<br />
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==Background==<br />
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The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in [[Europe]] until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.<br />
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=== Plan ===<br />
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Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[puberty|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].<br />
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File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg<br />
File:Hugojacksonplan2.jpeg<br />
file:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg<br />
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==== Hugo the Artist ====<br />
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If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be. Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.<br />
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File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg<br />
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg<br />
File:HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg<br />
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== Stabbing ==<br />
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{{cg|Livestream|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg|Screencap of the stream<br />
File:Hugojacksonstream.jpeg|👍🏽👍🏽<br />
File:Hugojacksonmap.jpeg|Map: CS_Eslöv<br />
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg<br />
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File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher<br />
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED<br />
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png<br />
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]<br />
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Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a [[zoomer|skull mask]], he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would take action. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]] . Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].<br />
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==Loadout==<br />
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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"<br />
!colspan="2"|Class Setup<br />
|-<!--Welcum 2 nigga dongs--><br />
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*'''Primary''': Knife<br />
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]<br />
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*Carried 4 but only used one. <br> '''Does 10-15 damage.'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br />
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*Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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==Graded Score==<br />
{{GradedScore|0|1 injured.|1|Couldn’t even finish him off.|5|Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.|1|NO KILLS LOLL|0|Not even this can save him.|7|F- -|Fail Of The Year (FOTY)}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede<br />
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD<br />
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File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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*[[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.<br />
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.<br />
*[[Autism]] - What he has.<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.<br />
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his. <br />
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.<br />
*[[Spics]]<br />
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power.<br />
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
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*{{wikilink|Eslov_school_stabbing|Wikipedia Article}}<br />
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]<br />
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum]<br />
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=== Accounts ===<br />
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*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].<br />
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP.<br />
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{{High Scores}}<br />
{{Brenton Tarrant}}<br />
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[[Category:2021]]</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:HellenicTrapstar&diff=1888695User talk:HellenicTrapstar2024-08-23T13:11:18Z<p>Salvie: /* regarding my ban */</p>
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'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''FUCK YOU'''</span>'''</span>'''<br />
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DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT<br />
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A very happy customer [[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 05:46, 21 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== oops ==<br />
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i undid my accidental block. i meant to rape the vandal, not you. ive added your page to my watchlist, just in case you have any lingering trouble editing thanks to my colossal fuckup. sorry about that. :^3 [[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) 14:56, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:Nah you’re all good it’s an honest mistake, on the topic of vandals that Edgar is really fucking annoying ay<br />
[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 16:14, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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::yes and it looks like the 'wikipedoidiots' guy made an appearance too. this is why we make the big bucks. :^) [[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) 16:42, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Lmao that dude is a lunatic, sooner or later he’s going to make a sock called HipPedo, or HipCrime faggot, almost sad to see someone so disturbed.<br />
[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 18:07, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== regarding my ban ==<br />
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ik the ban expired but idk why i got banned? that's not my ip address nor do i access ed with vpns? why did i get banned? --— [[User:Salvie|algore but pastafag]] [[File:BallietHat.png|70px]] ([[User_talk:Salvie|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Salvie|contribs]])</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:HellenicTrapstar&diff=1888694User talk:HellenicTrapstar2024-08-23T13:10:36Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''FUCK YOU'''</span>'''</span>'''<br />
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DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT<br />
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A very happy customer [[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 05:46, 21 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== oops ==<br />
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i undid my accidental block. i meant to rape the vandal, not you. ive added your page to my watchlist, just in case you have any lingering trouble editing thanks to my colossal fuckup. sorry about that. :^3 [[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) 14:56, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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:Nah you’re all good it’s an honest mistake, on the topic of vandals that Edgar is really fucking annoying ay<br />
[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 16:14, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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::yes and it looks like the 'wikipedoidiots' guy made an appearance too. this is why we make the big bucks. :^) [[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) 16:42, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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Lmao that dude is a lunatic, sooner or later he’s going to make a sock called HipPedo, or HipCrime faggot, almost sad to see someone so disturbed.<br />
[[User:HellenicTrapstar|HellenicTrapstar]] ([[User talk:HellenicTrapstar|talk]]) 18:07, 22 August 2024 (UTC)<br />
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== regarding my ban ==<br />
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ik the ban expired but idk why i got banned? that's not my ip address nor do i access ed with vpns? why did i get banned?</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Laaiti_Ekenst%C3%A9en&diff=1887654Laaiti Ekenstéen2024-08-22T15:35:40Z<p>Salvie: /* Background */</p>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 16, [[2005]] ({{age|2005|5|16}} years old)}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Half Breed Swede]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagSweden.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 2}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO LOL}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Schizophrenia]]}}<br />
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'''Laaiti Richard Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}} is a {{age|2005|5|16}}-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[inbred|Jewish-South African-Swedish]] [[retard]] who after experiencing [[drugs|hallucinations]], quickly became a [[murder]] obssessed-[[nerd]] and set out for the [[High Score]] when he “attacked” his [[school]] [[London|East London style]] with a [[knife]]. It is generally agreed upon that the reasoning behind this was that he was [[insane]] but he possibly may have performed his mission in the name of saving the [[White Devils|white race]] and glorious [[Europe]] since he was known to spread [[propaganda|reliable and truthful content]] online. Sadly, knives can't mow down every immigrant on [[Earth]] meaning he only injured 2 people before being [[v&|arrested]].<br />
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He was friends with another [[Sweden|Swedistani]] who also “attacked” his school, [[Hugo Jackson]], who injured 1 teacher, attempted to [[an hero|suicide]] by cop but got arrested instead. Hugo was infact a [[spic]] but pretended to be white online after getting radicalized by his schizo friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on [[Internet|the web]] who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason. <br />
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== Background ==<br />
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[[File:LaaitiFam.jpeg|thumb|Laaiti in a family photo, where did it all go wrong?]]<br />
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We don't know why Laaiti became the way he was, a likely theory is that he got tired of the [[immigrants]] in his class cucking him in [[Counter-Strike]] and after reading [[Brenton Tarrant|The Daily Tarrant]], experiencing hallucinations and [[Kip Kinkel|DAMNING those voices in his head]], knew he had to spread his message of frustration by creating and sharing [[right-wing]] [[propaganda]] on [[Discord]].<br />
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A few years before this, he met a certain [[Hugo Jackson]] on [[ROBLOX]], a spic of equally low [[intelligence]] who also lived in Sweden. The two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized him to the point where Hugo decided he had to save Europe and the white race by [[what|stabbing a white teacher at his school]]. Hugo succesfully livestreamed the “attack” and played music during the whole thing but his audience of 0 was likely dissapointed as he didn’t even finish the teacher off before getting arrested while playing ''Don't Stop Me Now'' by Queen.<br />
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Hugo's poor attempt likely motivated Laaiti to take the final step, [[Brenton Tarrant|stop shitposting and make real life effort]] better than Hugo's ever could have been. The only difference is that instead of the motivations being [[Poseur]] [[Nazism]], it is being [[autism|batshit insane in the membrane]].<br />
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== Stabbing ==<br />
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[[File:LaaitiCCTVtrueuncensored.jpeg|thumb|Our Jewish warrior, wandering the school with his head ascended in shame after failing to [[kill]] 2 idiots]]<br />
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On the 10th of January, [[2022]], our [[Loser|Jewish warrior]] entered his school dressed in all black clothing, carrying 4 knives whilst blasting ''Don't Stop Me Now'' by Queen on a bluetooth speaker attached to his belt. He sat down in class when his teacher likely verbally-raped him about being late. He responded "What in the devil?" and stabbed the teacher like the [[Crusaders|korsfarare]] he was obssessed with. <br />
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He proceeded towards a student and tried to stab him but missed everytime probably because his long-ass hair was covering his eyes. The student along with others ran to an emergency exit, The Laaiti stabbed into the mass and stabbed the aforementioned student whilst also [[stupidity|stabbing himself in the pinky in the process]]. He then realized that he couldn't make anymore of an attempt and said "Dagnabbit!", stabbed his knivar into a desk, called the [[cops|polis]] sat patiently to soon be arrested by Sverige's top finest. At least he beat Hugo's score.<br />
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== Loadout ==<br />
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*'''Primary''': Knife<br />
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*Armed with 4 but only 1 used.<br>'''Does 10-15 damage.'''<br />
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro<br />
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*Had to call the cops himself.<br>'''Undetectable to police helicopters.'''<br />
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*'''Spell''': Nazi<br />
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*Exposure to online propaganda.<br>'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans <s>and Jews</s>.'''<br />
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*'''Spell 2''': Jew<br />
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*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.<br />
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== Graded Score ==<br />
{{GradedScore|0|Nobody killed, only 2 idiots injured.|2|Stabbed into a mass but only hit one person.|5|Blasted music during the incident.|0|Nobody cared.|1|Managed to surpass Hugo.|8|F----|Absolute fail}}<br />
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== Aftermathen ==<br />
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After the attacken, his [[CIA|buddies]] in his Discord servers were delighted. But because he didn't catch any frags, are Jewsader was only mentioned in 2 news articles before being <s>forgotten forever, even in Sweden.</s> HANG ON!!11!, this nigga for some reason has a billion people editing his Wikipedia article every millisecond, not to mention him and Hugo have hundreds of [[fangirls]] in the true [[crime]] scene of [[Tumblr]] and [[TikTok]]. Perhap<br />
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As of now, the Laaiti is apparently normal in the head now and isn’t a schizophrenic nutcase off-his-rocking chair in the mind. Since Swedish [[prison|jail]]-kiddos are allowed to use the internet whilst serving their sentence, our boy is amongst the normies and uploading music videos. Yeah, he uploads himself playing guitar on his [[JewTube]]. Also, after his lulzfest, he uploaded notable content like [[Forced Meme|memes]], gameplays (NOT ATTACK FOOTAGES [[FGT]]) and stolen content. He apparently also gets messages from obsessives on his [[Discord]] too.<br />
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He was determined to have [[autism]], [[ADHD]], ODD and was entenced to 3 and a half years in juvie for attempted murder and will have to pay 40,000 Swedish [[money|krona]] that he dosen't have to the 2 "victims". So what can we take from this? [[Do it faggot|Don't try and get the High Score]] because chances are you're going to end up like this guy due to [[you]] being retarded. Leave it to the [[High_Score#Single_Player|the big kids]] to save Europe.<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
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{{notice|3 out of 4 of these are entirely in [[Moonspeak|Swedish]] so unless you can understand what seems to be gibberish or you are merely interested, these will have no worth to you.}}<br />
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|<youtube>RI90SXup8vc</youtube> <br> <center>''''''</center><br />
|<youtube>iL8B-Hi-B4w</youtube> <br> <center>''''''</center><br />
|<youtube>N2HrGCUHeko</youtube> <br> <center>''''''</center><br />
|<youtube>eYT4H-lWEe8</youtube> <br> <center>'''Edit made by a true crime idiot'''</center><br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|His first mugshot, after being v&<br />
File:LaaitiCCTVtrueuncensored.jpeg|Laaiti during his failfest<br />
File:LaaitiMugshotMaskOn.jpeg|<br />
File:LaaitiSchool.jpg|Laaiti's latest mugshot, notice how he [[fat|gained weight]] in juvie<br />
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File:Laaitibaghands.jpg|Laaiti after getting baghanded <br />
File:LaaitiHandz.jpg|Why Svenska police took this photo? You can see where he stabbed his pinky<br />
File:LaaitiKnives.jpg|Le knivar<br />
File:LaaitiGaming.jpg|[[Gaming]]<br />
File:LaaitiConfederateFlag.jpeg|This retard is half Jewish by the way<br />
File:LaaitiMask.png |Selfie<br />
File:LaaitiMorning.png |Another selfie<br />
File:Laaitifag.png|He took alot of selfies<br />
File:Laaitidafag2.jpg|A selfie on the bus home<br />
File:Laaiti9000thselfie.jpg|Tell him to stop doing selfies every 10 seconds<br />
File:Laaitiphase.jpg|Laaiti during a [[emo|phase]]<br />
File:LaaitilokinasPatmanidis.jpg|[[Bald]]<br />
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{{cg|Memes|Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5”><br />
File:LaaitiMeme.jpg|[[True|Unfunny]] meme<br />
File:LaaitiIsProud.jpeg<br />
file:LaaitiLold.jpeg<br />
File:RIPLaaitiLOL.jpg|If he an heroed, his grave would’ve looked like this (All in [[Swedish|Svenska tölk]])<br />
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File:LaaitiGilben.jpeg |New [[Clarence]] episode: Gilben's Laaitification.<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]<br />
*[[Hugo Jackson]]<br />
*[[Jews]]<br />
*[[Knife]]<br />
*[[Schizophrenia]]<br />
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== External links ==<br />
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*{{Wikilink|Kristianstad_school_stabbing|Wikipedia article}}<br />
*{{Yt|@|Schitzor|[[JewTube]] channel, his content got worse in prison. }}<br />
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3384424 Swedish Forum Discussing The Attack]<br />
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] for November 13 & November 14, [[2023]]|[[Sproke]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Omegle]]}}</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie/Sandbox&diff=1886542User:Salvie/Sandbox2024-08-20T22:17:56Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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== The [[Malls|centro sicilian]] shmooting ==<br />
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== Salvie is a fucking dipshit SPIC ==<br />
sex with children and kill them --— [[User:Salvie|algore but pastafag]] [[File:BallietHat.png|70px]] ([[User_talk:Salvie|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Salvie|contribs]]) 06:34, 12 July 2022 (EDT)Salvie<br />
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{{breakingnews|Randys tairs}}<br />
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{{Fact|I can't write and I can't ride dirtbikes, also I regurarly get tanned}}<br />
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== Shotout ==<br />
{{notice|fuck niggers}}<br />
The centro sicilia mall shooting happened when salvie couldnt fuck pieces of wood anymore and he armed himself wiht a crossbow and a bb guna nd shooted everything!! <br />
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He killed 20 unborn babies and an 8 year old in comatose<br />
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==Arda Kucukyetim==<br />
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 killed, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, v&}}<br />
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On August 12th of 2k24, a sunny day in what seems to be fuck-nowhere in Turkey, [[Shit nobody cares about|a Turkish 18-year old]] by the username "skreewie" ([[Powerword|POWERWORD]]: Arda Kucukyetim) decided it was a [[Lies|good idea]] to stab [[NPC|random]] [[Old people|elderly people]] sitting near a [[Islam|mosque]] [[Truth|(who were whiter than him).]]<br />
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So, riddle me this, fellow reader, what do you think this man identified as? A [[Leftard|leftist]] [[Woke|wokie]] attacking in the name of [[Bullshit|a random pagan god]], or the usual [[Brenton Tarrant]] copycat masking his utter retardation [[Retardation|into nazi larping and satanism]]?<br />
[[Obvious|If you said the latter]]: [[Congratulations|you're correct!]]<br />
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[[Fact|The nigger]] posted a [[Shit|manifesto]] in [[Gibberish|Turkish]] in which [[Emo|he lamented about his shit life]] and invited people [[Troll|to go and do mass attacks]], [[Fedposting|which is absolutely useful for mankind and a good act to do!]]<br />
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How's a shit manifesto without sperging about mass shooters? Funnily enough, this turkroach plastered [[Edgelord|the most edgy images]] the [[Internet|intranetz]] could ever find of [[Correct|pathetic cucks who didn't have an impact on the world whatsoever]] (expect [[Brenton Tarrant|Tarrant]] and [[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik]] of course!)<br />
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In the manifesto, Arda heavily criticised [[Halle synagogue shooting|Door Cuck]] for failing to do his shooting. Good riddance.</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie/Sandbox&diff=1886518User:Salvie/Sandbox2024-08-20T20:31:05Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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== The [[Malls|centro sicilian]] shmooting ==<br />
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== Salvie is a fucking dipshit SPIC ==<br />
sex with children and kill them --— [[User:Salvie|algore but pastafag]] [[File:BallietHat.png|70px]] ([[User_talk:Salvie|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Salvie|contribs]]) 06:34, 12 July 2022 (EDT)Salvie<br />
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{{breakingnews|Randys tairs}}<br />
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{{Fact|I can't write and I can't ride dirtbikes, also I regurarly get tanned}}<br />
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== Shotout ==<br />
{{notice|fuck niggers}}<br />
The centro sicilia mall shooting happened when salvie couldnt fuck pieces of wood anymore and he armed himself wiht a crossbow and a bb guna nd shooted everything!! <br />
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He killed 20 unborn babies and an 8 year old in comatose<br />
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==Arda Kucukyetim==<br />
{{ib|[[File:ArdaKMiddleFing.jpeg|250px]]}}<br />
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Arda Kucukyetim'''</big>}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkroach] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 killed, 6 injured}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack N'Slash}}<br />
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, v&}}<br />
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On August 12th of 2k24, a sunny day in what seems to be fuck-nowhere in Turkey, [[Shit nobody cares about|a Turkish 18-year old]] by the username "skreewie" ([[Powerword|POWERWORD]]: Arda Kucukyetim) decided it was a [[Lies|good idea]] to stab [[NPC|random]] [[Old people|elderly people]] sitting near a [[Islam|mosque]] [[Truth|(who were whiter than him).]]<br />
<br />
So, riddle me this, fellow reader, what do you think this man identified as? A [[Leftard|leftist]] [[Woke|wokie]] attacking in the name of [[Bullshit|a random pagan god]], or the usual [[Brenton Tarrant]] copycat masking his utter retardation [[Retardation|into nazi larping and satanism]]?<br />
[[Obvious|If you said the latter]]: [[Congratulations|you're correct!]]<br />
<br />
[[Fact|The nigger]] posted a [[Shit|manifesto]] in [[Gibberish|Turkish]] in which [[Emo|he lamented about his shit life]] and invited people [[Troll|to go and do mass attacks]], [[Fedposting|which is absolutely useful for mankind and a good act to do!]]<br />
<br />
How's a shit manifesto without sperging about mass shooters? Funnily enough, this turkroach plastered [[Edgelord|the most edgy images]] the [[Internet|intranetz]] could ever find of [[Correct|pathetic cucks who didn't have an impact on the world whatsoever]] (expect [[Brenton Tarrant|Tarrant]] and [[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik]] of course!)<br />
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In the manifesto, Arda heavily criticised [[Halle synagogue shooting|Door Cuck]] for failing to do his shooting. Good riddance.</div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:ArdaKMiddleFing.jpeg&diff=1886516File:ArdaKMiddleFing.jpeg2024-08-20T18:32:41Z<p>Salvie: </p>
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<div></div>Salviehttps://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Salvie&diff=1885302User:Salvie2024-08-19T23:35:51Z<p>Salvie: im back or something</p>
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== introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make ==<br />
{{retard|te l'ho detto che ero hardcore}}<br />
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salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.<br />
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i miss [[User:Carpice|Carpice]] and my friend [[User:SH4444VKA|Shavka]]<br />
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my best friend from hell is the [[User:AlGore|couch cuck]] <3<br />
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i'm an [[aspie]] and a [[Christian|christ freak]]<br />
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i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ♦ [[Colegio Cervantes shooting]] ♦ [[Andrea Pignani]] ♦ [[Noah Esbensen]] ♦ [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] ♦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]]<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Columbine Copycats]] ♦ [[Éric Borel]] ♦ [[School Shootings]] ♦ [[Tobias Rathjen]] ♦ [[Jose Reyes]] ♦ [[New Mexico]] ♦ [[Hugo Jackson]] ♦ [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] ♦ [[Your Boyfriend]] ♦ [[BonziWORLD]] ♦ [[Payton Gendron]] ♦ [[Philip Manshaus]] ♦ [[Randy Robert Stair]] ♦ [[Battle For Dream Island]] ♦ [[David Nicholson]] and endless userpages<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[User:MisterRemover/Ruslan Akhtyamov]]<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> none cause im not robert aaron long<br />
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<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] with [[User:MisterRemover|MisterRemover]]<br />
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== contributions and good pages ==<br />
Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.<br />
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[[Hugo Jackson]] - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.<br />
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[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Ghost gang!<br />
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[[Payton Gendron]] - Glowie whos gonna serve the death penalty for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).<br />
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[[Robert Bowers]] - 40 year old from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to saint Tarrant.<br />
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[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Our love.<br />
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[[Adam Lanza]] - real hamster feels<br />
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and basically most articles i edit lmao<br />
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i guess thats it... wait<br />
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[[Ronnie McNutt]] - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.<br />
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[[Shuaiby]] - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.</div>Salvie