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Watchpeopledie.tv

2026-04-01T00:37:05Z

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{{Achtung|THE SITE WAS HACKED BY [[tranny|FURFAGS]] AND REQUIRES [[Shit nobody cares about|A FURFAG OC]] FOR VERIFICATION}}
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{{ib|[[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|250px]] <big>'''DEATH TO THE REDDITFAGS'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''WatchPeopleDie.TV'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Type'''|[[Gore]] site, [[social media]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Nuke|Launched]]'''|April 25th, 2022 ({{age|2022|4|25}} years ago)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Current Status'''|{{Greentext|Online}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''URL'''|<s>watchpeopledie.co</s> ([[Redirect]]) watchpeopledie.tv}}
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'''WatchPeopleDie.tv''' ('''WPD''' for short) is a super secret [[Graphic Violence|gore]] and [[necrophilia|alternative porn]] site on the "[[dark web]]" that, according to [[Children|experts]] on [[TikTok]], can only be accessed via [[VPN]]s and [[TOR]]. This faggoty site has a surprisingly [[ironic|lively]] community of [[Over 9000|over 3 million]] degenerate [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|12-year-olds]] and [[Columbiners|school shooter worshippers]] who [[Captain Obvious|do exactly what the name of the site would suggest]]. Unsurprisingly, [[Dylan Butler|multiple]] [[Nicholas Prosper|users]] [[Natalie Rupnow|of]] [[Solomon Henderson|the]] [[Desmond Holly|site]] have went on to commit several [[Mass Shooting|IRL shootings]], thus making it a [[terrorist]] organization [[William Atchison|much like Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

It was created as a sister website to [[Shit nobody cares about|rDrama]] 3 years after the subreddit /r/watchpeopledie got [[b&]] by the [[butthurt]] Kiwi government in the wake of an epic [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animation]] from [[New Zealand|New Zealand]] getting released in March 2019. Despite being ran by a bunch of [[Does it for free|unpaid]] [[basement-dwellers]], WPD has much more features than [[Reddit|Plebbit]], and just like Plebbit, ✡[[censorship]]✡ runs rampant. It is essentially an unlikely combination of [[MySpace]] and [[LiveLeak]].

The [[furry]] mascot of the website is a hypersexualized [[tranny]] [[lolcat]] named {{KYM|memes/marsey-the-cat|Marsey}} blatantly stolen from a [[Telegram]] sticker pack.

== Introduction ==
[[File:KingOfTheInternet.png|250px|thumb|How WPDtards see their shitty site]]
[[File:Average-wpd-user.gif|thumb|Did you know that {{archive|CmYX2|7.3%}} of WPD users admit to jacking off to gore? (The real number is obviously higher)]]
Watchpeopledie.tv was created on April 25th, 2022. It started out with a bunch of unique videos getting posted. It uses Cloudflare, which is very unfortunate, because cloudfare does this very retarded annoying thing here it constantly asks if you are a human or not. Fucking cloudfare. It existed on plebbit as r/watchpeopledie until the judeojannies banned it when it started posting [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animations]] that were too spicy, which ironically is what another gore subplebbit, r/gunfights, would get banned for years later, in the wake of yet another one of Sorathas spicy [[Payton Gendron|CGI animations]], this time from Buffalo, Jew Dork. The way the site works is that you can post comments and videos, and for every like or dislike you get, you get 4 coins, which can be used to buy retarded little hats, dumb rewards to attempt to annoy people with, or you could just gamble them away like a [[Las Vegas|Las Vegas]] dead beat. When you post, you have to categorize your videos accordingly, these categories are called holes. There is h/stabbing, h/shooting, h/drowning, h/social, and many more. The site is ran by a group of admins, the chiefest among them is CLITPEELER, who you do not wish to mess with.

== Issues ==
[[File:WPDPEDO.png|thumb|Least pedophilic WPD user:]]
The website is very user unfriendly, when you click on a post, a bunch flying gif pixels and ugly niggers will be flying around because some joker put an award on the post to make it do that. Other users can buy awards that ban you for a day. Users will block you even though you never contacted them, comments and usernames will have large and annoying looking moving emojis attached to them, and the list of plebbit like faggotry goes on and on. There is also an annoying bot that comments randomly generated crap in every thread. Of course, most of that is pretty funny, so let's move on to actual issues with this website, so I do not sound like a kvetching jew.

The website is full of reposts and dumb edits. Wow! What a cool video! It is a shame that I have already seen it 6 million times before! At first, there were no reposts at all, but now there is an infestation. Those edits of CGI animations are just an excuse to make reposts.
The website is also full of losers who worship school sneezers, although, to be fair, most users condem such things.
A lot of videos on wpd are just plain boring. Not just because most of them are reposts, but also because most of them feel the same. There is only so much mileage that one can get from watching dozens of "different" videos that always follow the same format. "Oh, cool, another low quality video of some tied up beaner lying on the ground while he gets blasted by a nerf gun wielding aztec! Havent seen that one before!" " Woah! Another video of a spic in brazil getting ambushed that has no distinction between the hundreds of other videos on here that are exactly like it! Awesome!"

After a while, execution videos like that get boring because there is no variety or struggle or ambiguity to them. You know exactly how each one will end. They are about as mindless as those capeshit movies were good guy beats bad guy that consoomer cucks fall head o er feels for.
There are also a lot of idiots who do self harm over there, which brings down the overall quality of the website down by about 10 [[Ronnie McNutt|Mcnutty]] points.

As of summer of 2024, 2 years after the websites conception, a bunch of new admins for wpd.tv came to power. They are power trippers and anyone they do not like gets banned. This has lead to a bunch of angry freeze peach cucks to whine as their accounts get banned, and they whine to the power hungry degenerate admins, right before the sword falls on their head, "But admin, I would respect your freeze peach if our situations were reversed!" Only to get perm banned anyway because lordly techno barons and internet ideology consoomers do not care a damn about your "freeze peach" if they think you are an enemy. Dumb arse freeze peach cucks never learned the simple fact that if the game is rigged against you, you are a fool if you play by th' rules.

Since the websites conception, they have been plagued by people who cut themselves and post it for attention. Thankfully, the admins have now outlawed such attention seeking behavior.

== Controversy ==
For many reasons, wpd.tv is very controversial, and it is especially hated by plebbitors and [[TikTok|shit tok]] users. Besides gore, there are other reasons for that. You see, just like [[Newgrounds|Newgrounds]], one of wpds users would commit a mass sneezing, and just like [[Newgrounds|jewgrounds]], another one would attempt to go for the [[High Score|high score]], only to get [[Fail|captured before he could do it.]] This has led to wpd to rise to top tier infamy, much farther then one would expect from a website that started out as a sister website to Rdrama. Another reason they have become controversial is because pearl clutchers on jewtube and shit tok have made numerous videos kvetching about wpd for typical oversensitive female/boomer reasons.

==Random Sidenotes/Updates==

On April 1st, 2025, they did a joke by making everyone need to draw a fursona in order to use the website that day, which caused many an anti-furfag to chimpout and seethe.

In March 2026 the jannies gave users the ability to remove other user's comments from their profiles. This resulted in BUTTHURT NIGGERS removing every mean comment they did not like from their profile walls, which lead to the jannies canceling the feature in less than a day, and declaring it a social experiment to see how much power they could trust their users with, I.E, none at all.

== Noticable Users ==
*DrownedCarcass: One of the top posters on the website. His PFP is a scary red and black eye. The website would probably have no gore content at all if not for this hard-working hero, he should receive a pay raise, by double!

*[[William Atchison|'''Btard''']]: Used to be well known for write ups about [[High Score]]s, but eventually stopped posting and got banned for shilling an OA9 group in the chatroom of the website. OA9 is fed group of nazis, satanists, pedos, ect. Simps tried to defend Btard with the "He was just trolling!!!111" argument but to no avail.

*BoyKiller: Another very active poster. PFP is the boykisser furfag holding a knife.

*shootergirl: Same content as Btard, got banned for retarded behavior, and deleted their account like a coward afterwards. PFP was a grinning wojak.

*The-Evil-1: Number 7th most active poster. PFP is a red emoji with black eyes gritting its teeth.

*[[Sick Fuck|'''Natsuki''']]: Used to be a very active poster, but he would track down users who were banned for being minors and attempt to "groom" them offsite. He was banned for being a probable pedo and he is the reason why Rule 1(no minors) was changed to include "Dont interact with users after it is proven they are underaged". [[Doki Doki Literature Club!|His pfp is an anime whore with pink hair so he is 100% guilty right off the bat.]]

*'''[[Palestine]]''': Hamas's number one dick rider, massive dune coon simp. Very well known for posting over 6 gorillion videos of the 2023-present dustbin war. Rifle with mudslime text for PFP. Banned for supporting terrorists.

*'''[[Pokémon|Vaporeon]]''': A very popular (and semi-annoying) user who turned out to be a bad dude that tortures and abuses animals. He was promptly banned when it came to light. PFP is the Pokémon of the same name.

*[[furfag|'''Fishyman420''']]: Faggot Admin whom posts gifs of [[Buttsecks|niggers kissing]] and [[Tits|pikatits]] whilst blaming you for being a faggot then banning you. Faggotman420 has a history of falsely acussing people of "peedoofile-eeya" and "nassism", as well as trying (and failing) to get internet retards to be his personal army against people that he has minor disagreements with. He is also a moderator on scored.co, where he commits similar jannie behavior. Also he supports Adalf tRUMPler despite being a rabid plebbit athiest.

== Quotes ==

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|Fat dude shoots some other dude in the back like six times to steal cow shit or whatever these people keep in their pockets

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== Gallery ==

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File:DragonkinVSPlebbitorHoard.jpeg|Troll vs Horde
File:Wpd.tv.jpg|front page
File:Marsey The Cat.jpg|The [[Smex|shmexy]] Mascot
File:WatchPissDrinking.jpg|Just your typical "gore" content
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== Videos ==
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== See Also ==
*[[BestGore]] - Another infamous gore website.
*[[LiveLeak]] - Yet another one.
*[[Ogrish.com]] - [[Redundant|Yet ANOTHER gore site.]]
*[[Goregrish]]
*[[Rotten.com]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD||WatchPeopleDie.TV}}
*[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33925331/nicholas-nick-prosper-bethany-haines-isis-website/ My dad was executed by ISIS… now sickos 'rate' his beheading video on site that inspires killers like Nicholas Prosper.] - Typical old media pearl clutching and BAAWing.
*<s>https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld - [[Open source|It's FOSS!]]</s> WPD believes in the 4 freedoms of [[Free Software Foundation|free software]] - Freedom to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and violate the GPL.

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Bob8466

2026-02-20T06:08:01Z

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{{spoiler|BOB DIED FOR OUR SINS}}
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{{an hero}} 

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bob8466'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Powerword]]:'''|Carter Boyles}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Cedar Rapids, [[Iowa]] [[File:Iowaflag.png|25px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[2000]]/[[2001]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 10, [[2016]] (aged 15)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[School|High school student]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, Glock mouthwash}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[For the lulz]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Bob8466''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Carter Boyles''') (a.k.a. {{Steam|76561198123044756|Al22}}) was a [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old boy]] who hailed from Cedar Rapids, [[Iowa]]. Carter was close to snapping and committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]] at [[school|Jefferson High School]], on September 9, [[2016]]. It is believed that he was calmly talked down from [[going postal]], instead unfortunately choosing to take his own life and becoming [[an hero]] to us all. Investigators have learned that he had a notable presence on the [[Internets]], and was a lurker of [[Encyclopædia_Dramatica|ED]] and a member of our [[Steam]] group.

== YouTube ==

He had a [[YouTube]] account where he published several videos relating to simulated [[mass shootings]], the profile picture of the account being yet another picture which was publicly released of [[Cho Seung-Hui]], depicted in a [[Home Depot]] outfit. His following was rather small; he only had about 40-50 subscribers before he committed suicide. During the time that he was alive, a lot of the videos that were made consisted of him going on [[Garry's Mod]] and emulating the [[Columbine|Columbine massacre]] over and over again, along with playing other violent [[video games]] and making up massacres of his own—for examples, a shooting at the post office in [[Grand Theft Auto V]], or a [[high school]] massacre in [[Postal 2]]. [[Nobody cares|Nobody really gave a fuck]] because it's been done 9,002 times before, but it does get funnier every time by the [[libtards]] who become infuriated by those types of videos. However, some suspicion was rightfully aroused after he published [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaJ-kkQ6ORs a video] called [[Jeff Weise|target practice]], where he shoots a bottle with a crossbow. If you look closely, you'll notice a picture of [[Hillary Clinton]] covers the bottle. Some concern was raised after the video due to him [[Dumbfuckistan|having easy access to weaponry]]. As time went on, more macabre lulzy videos were released. Then, he graduated to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PAGTZjIw04 use of pellet guns].

A few weeks later, he released footage from [[Uwe Boll]]'s (then)-newly released movie, ''Rampage 3''. The ''Rampage'' series is about a psychotic young man, [[Who?|Bill Williamson]], who goes on a killing spree in a fit of [[terrorism]] and features extreme radicalization speeches. The movies [[Jack Thompson|were likely what inspired]] Bob to try out for the [[High Score]]. '''A major warning sign''' occurred when Bob released camera footage of his school, on September 8, 2016. Viewers expressed grave concern over the video: a user named Cannibal posted "This is a little bit Worrying", and another, Opteron stated: "bob, don't do stupid things!". '''Just a few days''' after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSDXJRBHTQ the video] was posted, Bob committed suicide at the site of his school.

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|‎[[File:Bob8466School.mp4|center|640px]]'''Bob walking through his school. [https://archive.today/v1INp Read the comments here.]'''
|‎[[File:Bob8466TargetPractice.mp4|center|640px]]'''Target practice'''}}

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File:Bob8466newsarticle.jpg|The news article
File:Bob8466youtubecap.jpg|Screencap of his youtube
File:Bob8466youtubevideos.jpg|His videos
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== Steam / ED Connection ==

Bob was a member of our official [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/encyclopediadramatica_se Steam group], but we aren't aware of any posts made by him. His online friends often linked to ED articles and discussed them; Bob was likely a lurker on our site and didn't have an account (at least if he does, then we don't know it). Bob's memory was honored by ED by permanently making him the player of the week in our group, and many of the users have [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|paid respects]] to the fallen soldier.

Bob was also nominated for the 2016 [[Golden iPod]], an award held annually on ED for those have committed suicide in lulzy manners. Unfortunately, he lost to some [[Tiziana Cantone|random Italian woman]] who an hero'd after videos of her sucking loads of different mens dicks were spread online. Better luck next time.

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File:Bob8466steam.jpg|EDiots respond to the news
File:Bob8466steamprofile.png|His $team profile
File:Bob8466pressftopayrespects.jpeg|Press F to pay respects
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== 4chan ==
Somehow somebody on [[4chan]] found out about Bob's situation and {{Archive|uAIu2|created a [[pol/|/pol/]] thread}}, which brought in hundreds of replies. Countless [[trolls]] flooded his channel and shitposted in his comments section, and initiated a minor civil war; Cedar Rapids locals downvoted Bob's videos and [[BAWWW]]'d about the trolls and insulted Bob, whilst the 4chan troll army upvoted his shit and [[I did it for the lulz|left a lot of insensitive and mean spirited remarks]]. He has been crowned the ''Prince Of /pol/'' due to his similar sense of humor to the [[Hivemind]]. Internet comrades of Bob can attest that he was likely a /pol/lack and probably visited [[b/|/b/]] and [[r9k|/r9k/]] as well.

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File:Bob8466onpol.jpg|Screencap of the /pol/ thread.
File:Bob8466onpol2.jpg|/pol/lacks discover his [[Hillary Clinton]] target.
File:Bob8466onpol3.jpg|/pol/lacks words of wisdom.
File:Bob8466onpol4.jpg|/pol/lack points out how much the [[NSA]] fails.
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== Graded score ==
{{GradedScore|0| |0|FOTY|0|None|2|Somewhat remembered|0|FOTY|2|Z-|[[FOTY]] 2016}}

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==See Also==
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*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Golden iPod]] - Eligible for the 2016 edition
*[[Hell]] ([[Arizona]]) - Where he will end up, due to being an atheist
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Columbiners]]
*[[Sol Pais]] - Bobby 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]
*[[William Atchison]] - His online friend, also a fellow Encyclopedia Dramatican, who at least didn't fucking pussy out

==External Links==

===Bob's e-footprints===
*<s>{{yt|u|pokemaster9550|YouTube account}}</s> Terminated {{archive|uj8zj}} {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/pokemaster9550/videos|20170214073446}}
*{{Archive|v1INp|Comments on his last video}}
*{{Steam|76561198123044756|Steam account}}
*{{archiveorg|Bob8466YoutubeVideos|Incomplete archive of his videos (login required)}}
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20250808154126/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tkr2bzoa.mp4 Gmod Office Massacre]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20250808154131/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/b9examjc.mp4 Gmod movie theater massacre]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20250808154131/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/6wja7a3l.mp4 Gmod Columbine map]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20260129080141/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/48ftwcpb.mp4 warrior-disturbed]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20260202015618/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/w7wz6fq.mp4 target practice]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20250808154246/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/x1z4ap26.mp4 ULSA shooting GTA5]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20260112024033/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/0ncdi0px.mp4 LS Post Office Shooting GTA5]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20260112023039/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/z2q8gyju.mp4 gmod college massacre]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20250808154611/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/yz5o5swh.mp4 Rampage President Down news station shooting]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20250808154754/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/npu16nxv.mp4 school]

===News Articles===
*[http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Police-investigating-online-postings-after-Jefferson-suicide--393184581.html Police investigating online postings after Jefferson suicide] {{Archive|GgmnV}}
*[http://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/jefferson-high-principal-addresses-students-to-ease-fears-in-wake-of-suicide-at-school-20160914 Jefferson High principal addresses students to ease fears in wake of suicide at school] {{Archive|C9owL}}
*[http://cedarrapidsdefender.press/jefferson-suicide-victim-filmed-walkthrough-before-shooting/ Jefferson Suicide Victim Filmed Walkthrough Before Shooting] {{Archive|u432t}}
*[http://khak.com/courtlin-speaks-out-about-suicide/ Courtlin Speaks Out About Suicide] {{Archive|aE2GA}}
*[http://www.kwwl.com/story/33315685/2016/10/Tuesday/college-students-start-conversation-about-suicide-and-mental-health College students start conversation about suicide and mental health] {{Archive|sohSn}}
*[http://www.schoolnewsnetwork.org/index.php/2016-17/friend-s-message-suicide-real/ A Friend’s Message on Suicide: ‘This is For Real’] {{Archive|tR9K3}}
*[http://www.wilx.com/content/news?article=397310111 Mother and daughter raise money to stop bullying] {{Archive|emIoh}}

===Misc Shit===
*{{Archive|uAIu2|4chan /pol/ thread}}
*[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/encyclopediadramatica_se/discussions/0/350542683188395937/ Steam Group Discussion - Press F to pay respects] {{Archive|1tu4u}}
*[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/encyclopediadramatica_se#announcements/detail/990053830258707502 In fond memory of Al22] {{Archive|nYQrL}}
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t3907-bob8466-planner-of-mass-shooting Bob8466, planner of mass shooting] - Columbine forum thread {{Archive|XsyZN}} {{Wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t3907-bob8466-planner-of-mass-shooting|20180115093531|title=Earlier archive}}
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t7704-bod8466-carter-boyles-videos Bod8466/Carter Boyles videos] - Columbine forum thread {{Archive|Yvd0u}}

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Hugo Jackson

2026-02-20T06:00:52Z

RkNAME: /* External Links */ Replace pomf2.lain.la links with archive links

{{aspie}}
{{Brenton Copycat}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{spics}}

{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]].|Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]] ({{age|2006|5|12}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]  [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]  [[File:Flag of Colombia.png]]  [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], just 2 months after the [[2021 London truck attack]], a {{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old [[autist]] named '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{Nazi}} decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].

He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.

After 2.5 years since his sentencing in December 2021, Hugo should have been freed from his mandatory vacation from society. [[No|Be sure to welcome him back]].

==Background==

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in [[Europe]] until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

=== Plan ===

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[puberty|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].

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File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg
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==== Hugo the [[Autist|Artist]] ====

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be. Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in his cell in the penitentiary while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.

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File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg|[[Faggotry|Futa porn]]
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg|[[BDSM|BDSM porn]]
File:HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg|
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== Stabbing ==

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File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg|Screencap of the stream
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File:HugoJacksonLiveStreamPic.png|Moments before the failure
File:HugoJacksonLivestreamGunKnife.png|Pointing his fake gun to some people
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
HugoJacksonLivestreamFap.png|After his failed attack, he fapped.
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
</gallery>|}}
</center>

Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a [[zoomer|skull mask]], he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would take action. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]] . Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].

==Loadout==

<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
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!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Knife
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]

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*Carried 4 but only used one. '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Air gun
[[Image:GTA4IconsP226.png|center|100px]]
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*Used to scare people, but actually didn't hit shit '''Does 1 damage'''
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*'''UNUSED''': 3 knives
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
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*Still the same damage than the others. '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
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*Took forever for police to arrive. '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and [[irony|browns]].'''
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*'''Spell 1''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|
*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
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* '''Spell 2''': SIEGE mask™
<center>[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|50px]]</center>
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*'''Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.
|}
</center>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|1 injured.|1|Couldn’t even finish him off.|5|Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.|1|NO KILLS LOLL|0|Not even this can save him.|7|F- -|Fail Of The Year (FOTY)}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}
== Vidya ==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Hugo Cringe|background-color:blue;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:HugoCringeEdit.mp4|500px]] '''Cringy edit made by him'''
|[[File:HugoLivestreamPartialLeak.mp4|500px]] '''Leaked portion of the Livestream in a cringy edit'''
|[[File:HugoJacksonEdit.mp4|500px]] '''Disclaimer: Allegedly some of the footage may have been reproduced with AI'''
|[[File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|500px]] '''Video of the spic'''}}|border=yellow|background=blue|color=yellow}}
|}

==Gallery==

{{cg|Gallery|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
File:HugoNazi.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:EslovCrimeScene.png|Results
File:HugoJacksonFakeGun.png|That fake gun
File:HugoNaziFakeSixPack.png|Uhh
File:HugoNaziShotgun.png|[[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Colombia|swede]]
File:HugoJacksonShotgun.png|Another photo of him and his girlfriend, the shotgun.
File:HugoJacksonRifle.png|Hugo's rifle
File:HugoJackson2023.png|Hugo in 2023. Notice that monkey face of his.
File:Future Hugo Jackson.png|Hugo in 2053, {{youtube|PnKgygXPxm4|still playing roblox}}.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}

==See Also==

*[[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Brandon Alonso]] - Another idiot who failed like Hugo.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - Unlike Hugo Jackson, this one did manage to kill 3 people unlike HugoNigger.
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]
*[[Spics]]
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.

== External Links ==

*{{wikilink|Eslöv_school_stabbing|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/p7xypf/i_am_a_friend_of_solvent_the_man_who_committed/ Reddit thread by an alleged friend]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t10611-friends-with-a-guy-who-is-a-closer-friend-of-the-eslov-stabber-ama-or-aha Q&A with his friend Philly]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20251018010749/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tf4yvhdr.txt Manifesto - manifest.txt]
*{{WPD|h/bladed/post/278580/hugo-ahlfors-jackson-eslv-school-attack?|WPD thread}}
*Other files found in the [https://web.archive.org/web/20251115051524/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/353m9b6b.pdf police document] (Copied and pasted, may be inaccurate)
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20251116041343/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/g5wurp9.txt What i want.txt]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20251114212643/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nmrzc25f.txt schema.txt]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20251115021537/https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wiv2q1zd.txt manifest(2).txt]

=== Accounts ===

*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP.

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Education}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Spanish}}
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2025-12-31T21:18:55Z

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User:RkNAME

2025-12-31T21:15:22Z

RkNAME: /* My contributions */

==About me==
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High Score/Loserinfo T

2025-12-24T04:12:41Z

RkNAME: /* Timofey K. */ Add original Russian manifesto

== Thaddeus Hyatt ==
{{Ib|[[File:ThaddeusHyatt.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thaddeus Hyatt'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Jamaica|Reggaestani]] [[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1933}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 27, 1959 (aged 26)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, Injured 14}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''An hero?'''|Nope, hanged}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.
=== Background ===
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].
=== Victims ===
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
* Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}
{{Wanted|2}}
=== See Also ===
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan.
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.
=== External Links ===
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''

==Timofey K.==
{{ib|[[File:Timofag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Timofey K.'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, wounded 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tarrantula]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Timofey K.'''{{boylover}}{{nazi}} He's a [[Russian]] [[Adam Lanza|faggot pedophile]] who became famous for successfully killing a 10-year-old boy, and besides, it's the first time [[Brenton Tarrant]] has been used as inspiration in [[Russia]].

===Translated Manifesto===
{{center|<gallery widths="75px">
File:My Anger 1.jpg
File:My Anger 2.jpg
File:My Anger 3.jpg
File:My Anger 4.jpg
File:My Anger 5.jpg
File:My Anger 6.jpg
File:My Anger 7.jpg
File:My Anger 8.jpg
File:My Anger 9.jpg
File:My Anger 10.jpg
File:My Anger 11.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Manifesto in Russian===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Манифест 16.12.pdf|[[Media:Манифест 16.12.pdf|Мой гнев (My anger)]]
</gallery>
</center>

===Gallery===
{{center|<gallery>
File:ForBrenton!!!.gif
File:Right in the noggin.gif
File:TimKill1.jpg
File:TimKill2.jpg
File:Happy b-day Brenton.jpg
File:Timmy Edgy.jpg
File:TimSamanthaSimp.jpg
File:TimNLM.jpg
File:TimEdgelord.jpg
File:TimV&.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Loadout===
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]

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*Knife used in his ridiculous mass stabbing '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
|-
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*'''Perk''': Tarrant Disciple
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
|
*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
|}
</center>

===Gameplay===
<center>[[File:TimofeyKGameplay.mp4|640px]] '''[https://videos2.watchpeopledie.tv/1765874732xiVMIp5nBlaZfw.mp4 Original higher quality video.]'''</center>

=== Rant ===

{{GradedScore|1|Quite an accomplishment for a Slavic primate.|10|[[Eye bleach|Got the cop where it matters.]]|0|Cringeworthy copy-paste TCC brainrot. Even when it comes to committing crimes, originality is dead.|0|Not even a drop.|5|First Russian to successfully launch his attack with [[Brenton Tarrant]].|16|Z for Ruzzia|[[Hell|CHRISTCHURCH]] [[No|BTFO!!11!!]]}}
{{WantedLevel|1}}

==Tristan van der Vlis==
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]  [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

===Lore===
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
===The Amok Day===
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]
<center>
<gallery>
LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo
TristanNormal.jpeg
Nazitristan.jpg
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry
Raregunphoto.jpeg
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}
{{WantedLevel|2|}}
<noinclude>[[Category:Loserinfo Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

File:Манифест 16.12.pdf

2025-12-24T04:07:06Z

RkNAME:

{{Information |description=Timofey K.'s manifesto titled "Мой гнев" (My anger), in Russian |source=https://archive.org/details/16.12}}

File:Манифест 16.12.pdf

2025-12-24T04:05:57Z

RkNAME: == Summary == {{Information |description=Timofey K.'s manifesto titled "Мой гнев" (My anger), in Russian |source=https://archive.org/details/16.12}}

== Summary == {{Information |description=Timofey K.'s manifesto titled "Мой гнев" (My anger), in Russian |source=https://archive.org/details/16.12}}

Robin Westman

2025-10-14T01:16:34Z

RkNAME: Add parts 1 and 2 of translated journal

{{AlGore}}
{{764}}
{{Tranny}}
{{Brenton Copycat}}
{{Columbine Copycat}}
{{An hero}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{ib|[[File:Robert_Westman.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Westman'''</big> <s>'''IT'S WEST-MA'AM!'''</s>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 17, 2002}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 27, 2025 (aged 23)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 21}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[chronically online|brainrot]]; [[tranny|transgender delusions]]; Post-trannydom clarity; [[Columbine]] Effect and [[Brenton Tarrant]]-wannabe syndrome}}
{{Ibend}}
What happens when you cross a [[tranny]] and a [[Tarrantula]]? You get '''Robin M. Westma'am'''{{trans}}{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Satanist}} ([[deadname]]: '''Robert Paul Westman'''), a [[tryhard|wannabe]]-[[edgelord]] trying be [[Audrey Hale]] 2.0 as in he's yet another deranged tranny maniac who tried to go for the [[high score]] and then go for the most [[an hero|epic 41%]] in tranny history; the main difference being this took place at a [[Catholic]] church rather than a [[school shooting|Catholic school]]. In the end he only scored [[Natalie Rupnow|a measly 2 kills]], thus proving boys really do play better than girls as evidenced by his estrogenized hit-to-kill ratio.

==Background==
He was born Robert Paul Westman in 2002. Seventeen and a half years later, he trooned out and changed his name to Robin M. Westman. Yes, that's right. He decided to be lazy and just use a genderswapped version of his real name as his tranny name, and unlike [[Chris Chan]], he didn't even do it right, as [[Robin Williams|"Robin" is a unisex name]].

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===The Tranifesto===
Before his shitty shooting, he uploaded some [[YouTube]] videos showcasing his gear scribbled with a bunch of unoriginal bullshit and [[forced memes]], as well as a manifesto written in the English language using the [[moonspeak|Cyrillic alphabet]], all which went unnoticed until after the massacre. Robin would probably like people to think writing his manifesto in Cyrillic makes him seem esoteric, but the actual contents of his written manifesto, which he insisted was a "[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid|journal]]", are just as baseless and surface level as the scrawlings on his guns are insincere. Additionally, the writings on his guns may make him appear as a Nazi despite the fact he is a tranny and Nazis rebelled against the tranny-enabling Weimar. Some may think he is idiosyncratic because of it but in reality it is just a tryhards's mass-appeal to mass-violence and a gambit to [[offend]] as much people as possible before he goes to [[Hell]]. Evidently, he only thought of his upcoming massacre as little more than a [[trolling]] operation as evidenced not only by the unfunny forced memes on his guns but the fact that he literally sang [[Trololo]] in said YouTube videos and said "I'm the Woker, baby. Why so queerious?" a billion times like some brainrotted autist who spent too much time melting his brain on [[TikTok]]. If he's truly a Nazi, then he's only a Nazi like he is a true and honest woman and only a Nazi in the sense that he's a Nazi against the human race, as in [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|humanity is overrated]] and [[billions must die]].

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File:Robin Westman Arsenal 1.jpeg|[[Fart]] [[Nigga]]
File:Robin Westman Arsenal 2.jpeg|[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Auvinen]], [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]], [[Charles Whitman|Whitman]], [[James Holmes|Holmes]], [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Roslyakov]], [[Marc Lépine|Lépine]]
File:Robin Westman Arsenal 3.jpeg|Sponsored By Blackrock
File:Robin Westman Arsenal 4.jpeg|[[Loss.jpg]]
File:Robin Westman Arsenal 5.jpeg|[[Trump Derangement Syndrome|Kill Donald Trump]]
File:Robin Westman Arsenal 6.jpeg|[[Blowjob|Suck On This!]]
File:Robin Westman Arsenal 7.png|[[Where is your God now?|Where Is Your God?]]
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Surprisingly, this [[Redundant|deranged tranny]] managed to write more legibly than [[Patrick Purdy|the]] [[Brenton Tarrant|other]] [[Payton Gendron|gun]] [[Ryan Palmeter|scribblers]], proving that estrogen is actually a performance-enhancing drug for calligraphy, if not for aiming.

Thanks to the efforts of [[Kiwi Farms]] autists, the manifesto has been partly translated into the Latin alphabet for our scrupulous reading pleasure: {{kf|227351/post-22357862|sauce}}.

===Translated Journal===

This is a translation independent of Kiwi Farms'. So far, only the first two parts have been translated. You'd be worse off reading it, but now you have the choice to if you can't read Cyrillic.

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==Shooting==
On the morning of August 27, 2025, Robin went to the [[Catholic|Church of the Annunciation]] in [[Minneapolis]], [[Minnesota]], armed with an [[Assault rifle|AR]], a shotgun, and a pistol, all covered in retarded contradictory brainrot. He managed to kill an 8-year-old and a 10-year-old before [[An hero|joining the 41%]]. The troonery, combined with the glazing of hateful [[chud]]s like [[Brenton]] and [[Anders]], led to every side of the political spectrum spewing their abysmal [[SNCA]] takes, because apparently dead kids are less important than winning [[internet sissy fight]]s and having your viewpoints validated. Some people on [[Xitter]] also spread a baseless rumor that a [[Skibidi Farms]] user named "OFFICER GAS MASK [[UTTP]]" was Robin just because he [[LARP]]ed about wanting to shoot up a church a month before. He eventually debunked this with some lulzy poetry.
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*Sawed-off police shotgun. Note the Tarrant-esque spergic writing.
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*Semi-automatic police gun.
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*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns. Not really necessary since you killed Christfags but ok...
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*Double damage against cis scum.
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==Graded Score==
{{TransGradedScore|2|(21 injured)|2|Literal children were too much for this troon to handle|5|Yet another unoriginal church shooting|10|Leftoids and rightoids were both pissed|5|For being MTF instead of FTM like [[Alec McKinney|the]] [[Audrey Hale|others]]|24|F-|Affirm my identity or we'll shoot your kids}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==See Also==
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Pooner version.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Cis version.
*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Nonbinary version.
*[[Matthew Murray]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]]
*[[Tarrantulas]] - At least he managed to beat [[John Earnest]] and [[Door Cuck]].
*[[Tranny]] - What he was.
*[[Zizians]] - Moar tranny madness.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Annunciation_Catholic_Church_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/372790/27-august-2-dead-up-to|WPD coverage}} - {{archive|9aufR}}
*{{kf|227351|KF coverage}}
*{{EDF|t|troon-violence.4926/|EDF6 coverage}}
*[https://skibidi.farm/threads/robin-westman-incident.4557/ Skibidi Farms thread]
*[https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f225/minnesota-shooter-opens-fire-catholic-church-during-mass-264004/ Documenting Reality thread]
*{{Archiveorg|robinwestmanyoutube|His YouTube videos}}

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User talk:Number9999999

2025-07-08T04:59:04Z

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I think you're taking the edgy troll website way too seriously. This is definitely not the site to be stressing over lol. We've ALL had our retard moments with ED.

For what it's worth, my unfinished [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|Crocus article]] has gotta be the biggest pile of shit I've ever made on this wiki. I mean it's so bad I don't even want to look at it. I can't believe almost 3,000 people actually read that garbage fire of an article LOL. It's completely unfinished and it's probably never going to get done but whatever. And then that incident I had with Meepsheep on [[User_talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|my talk page]]. Embarrassing AF!!! I'm sure everybody on this site has seen it by now. He literally banned somebody else while we were going back and forth and I seriously thought I was next. Was fighting for my life pretty much, and made myself look like a retard in the process XD

But honestly none of that stuff really matters because this is literally Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's all just for fun. Soooo don't take it to hard my dude. That's all I really got to say. Hope it helps. :]

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:09, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

== Yeah, but I still feel stressed, even if our job is mainly satire. ==

Personal things happened to me a bit ago, and ever since, I've deleted a lot of my accounts on other sites because I don't want to be embarrassing in any regard, and I'm worried especially here because I don't want people to think I'm another [[AlGore]] or anything, and not being able to take a lot of this back has really fried my brain lately, and I've even thought that what I've said here means that I have to commit suicide and I can't be redeemed. I do appreciate the kind words.

[[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]] ([[User talk:Number9999999|talk]]) 03:27, 8 July 2025 (UTC)[[User:Number9999999]]

:Man, they're called blunder years and EVERYONE'S got them. I'm sure most of the oldfags who used to edit here years ago and have since moved on cringe when they think about their old ED days. Not just them, but the people ''being'' attacked in the articles have probably got it worse than anybody, with all their private info being exposed and stuff.

:But here's the thing: we ALL grow up eventually and it just becomes another one of those old memories where you laugh at the dumb things you used to do when you were a teenager. I'm sure one day when I'm like 30 or something I'll be rolling my eyes at the thought of me actually being obsessed with all this weird mass shooting stuff, but for now it's just something I do for fun, y'know?

:And nobody cares about who's the "next AlGore" is going to be. Literally Meepsheep called ME the next AlGore, bruh. They probably think all of us high score editors are going to be the next AlGore, but what can you really expect from people whose whole gimmick is creating internet drama?

:Besides, you think you're irredeemable, but I can assure you that I'm MUCH further down that hole that you are. SERIOUSLY, IT'S BAD 😭. But still, I've always had this dumb optimism that things ''will'' get better because we're both young with immature minds and I really do think that things will turn out okay when we finally do grow out of it. Maybe I'm naive but that's MUCH better than being completely hopeless, and it literally makes sense.

:Seriously, I really do think that you should try to ride out these years because they really are years of turmoil for everybody. But people who are struggling do try make it through and in the end they're always glad they did.

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:46, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

== Just another message ==

Hello there. I don't know you, but I'm a friend of Psychotic Dictatorship.

A lot of people say and do embarrassing things. A lot of people make insensitive jokes. A lot of people are interested in socially unacceptable topics. A lot of people say things that hurt other people. Everyone has their moments they can't take back.

You want to move on from your past and Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's okay. You are able to change. People aren't always stuck with their past selves, and writing about criminals here is far from "irredeemable". A lot of people are interested in true crime, and people don't think they'll become the next AlGore. I've seen people talk about their past "Nazi phases" after they've moved on, and people understand that doesn't make them Nazis forever. I don't know the people around you, but I don't think they'd want you to kill yourself over a website.

I think you should try to leave Encyclopedia Dramatica and not overthink it. In many cases, overthinking and overstressing only makes the situation worse. Instead of thinking about your past, think about the future and the person you want to be.

- '''[[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]]''' ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 04:59, 8 July 2025 (UTC)

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 <center><big><big>On December 10th of 2024, your favorite wiki is turning '''TWENTY!''' '''Soon you'll be a real man son :')''' </big></big> To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing. Since this is ED's 20th birthday party we won't bother singing faggy kiddie songs - because this year we're going to GET WASTED (on lulzy drama of course).
Will there be cake? Of course there will be [[delicious caek|cake]]. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.
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==Re-Birth==
[[File:ED10thbday21.png|thumb|right|300px|Even [[Anita]] joins the festivities]]
On April 15th, 2011, '''Operation Restoration''' became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of '''[[AnonOps]]''', a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the criminally shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, [[Ohinternet]] (OhInternet closed down a few years later). The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and [[Lurkmoarpedia]] scraping articles from [[Googlecash|Google cache]], [[archive.org|Wayback Machine]], etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.

Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED.

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<@killhamster> it is [[lulz|mature]] to try to [[pwn|destroy]] our [[OhInternet|website]]

<@killhamster> very much so|[[Killhamster]] - master of irony| Oh you mean like you destroyed '''our''' [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|website]]?}}

Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as [[Nigger|some]] [[Jews|that]] [[Girlvinyl]] [[Islam|removed]] out of [[offended|fear]] that someone would [[BAWWW|say something]].

==ED's Long And Winding Road==
Post-rebirth, ED has had several domain name changes and multiple head-admins take the reigns in order to keep our site/community going on and on and on. Lots of drama regarding being online and offline.
But who are these various turnover-hosts/head-admins?
*[[Zaiger]]
*[[Aediot]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet|GOI]] (ED's current head-admin.)
*[[And nothing of value was lost|And a fuckton of others..]]

[[Joseph Evers|Who is the mysterious masked man]] behind [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this site's]] very existence?
What does ED's own [[AE-tan]] say to this tumultus lifecycle of our deviant community?? When asked she simply repled... "In Lulz We Trust, by any means!" And the shitshow goes on...
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Watchpeopledie.tv

2024-11-17T22:32:38Z

RkNAME: Fix typo

[[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg]]

'''WatchPeopleDie.tv''' ('''WPD''' for short) is a faggot gore site with over 2.8 million users where 12 year olds and [[High Score|school shooter worshippers]] do exactly what the name of the site would suggest. It was created as a sister website to rDrama 3 years after the subreddit /r/watchpeopledie got banned in the wake of a [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animation]] from [[New Zealand|New Zealand]] getting released in March 2019. Unlike [[Reddit|Plebbit]], WPD has a lot of interesting features, and just like Plebbit, ✡censorship✡ runs rampant and users of WPD genuinely believe that downvoting someone will somehow teach that person a lesson. The mascot of the website is a cat called Marsey originating from a Telegram sticker pack.

== Introduction ==
Watchpeopledie.tv was created on April 25th, 2022. It started out with a bunch of unique videos getting posted. It uses Cloudflare, which is very unfortunate, because cloudfare does this very retarded annoying thing here it constantly asks if you are a human or not. Fucking cloudfare. It existed on plebbit as r/watchpeopledie until the judeojannies banned it when it started posting [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animations]] that were too spicy, which ironically is what another gore subplebbit, r/gunfights, would get banned for years later, in the wake of yet another one of Sorathas spicy [[Payton Gendron|CGI animations]], this time from Buffalo, Jew Dork. The way the site works is that you can post comments and videos, and for every like or dislike you get, you get 4 coins, which can be used to buy retarded little hats, dumb rewards to attempt to annoy people with, or you could just gamble them away like a [[Las Vegas|Las Vegas]] dead beat. When you post, you have to categorize your videos accordingly, these categories are called holes. There is h/stabbing, h/shooting, h/drowning, h/social, and many more. The site is ran by a group of admins, the chiefest among them is CLITPEELER, who you do not wish to mess with.

== Issues ==
The website is very user unfriendly, when you click on a post, a bunch flying gif pixels and ugly niggers will be flying around because some joker put an award on the post to make it do that. Other users can buy awards that ban you for a day. Users will block you even though you never contacted them, comments and usernames will have large and annoying looking moving emojis attached to them, and the list of plebbit like faggotry goes on and on. There is also an annoying bot that comments randomly generated crap in every thread. Of course, most of that is pretty funny, so let's move on to actual issues with this website, so I do not sound like a kvetching jew.

The website is full of reposts and dumb edits. Wow! What a cool video! It is a shame that I have already seen it 6 million times before! At first, there were no reposts at all, but now there is an infestation. Those edits of CGI animations are just an excuse to make reposts.
The website is also full of losers who worship school sneezers, although, to be fair, most users condem such things.
A lot of videos on wpd are just plain boring. Not just because most of them are reposts, but also because most of them feel the same. There is only so much mileage that one can get from watching dozens of "different" videos that always follow the same format. "Oh, cool, another low quality video of some tied up beaner lying on the ground while he gets blasted by a nerf gun wielding aztec! Havent seen that one before!" " Woah! Another video of a spic in brazil getting ambushed that has no distinction between the hundreds of other videos on here that are exactly like it! Awsome!"

After a while, execution videos like that get boring because there is no variety or struggle or ambiguity to them. You know exactly how each one will end. They are about as mindless as those capeshit movies were good guy beats bad guy that consoomer cucks fall head o er feels for.
There are also a lot of idiots who do self harm over there, which brings down the overall quality of the website down by about 10 [[Ronnie McNutt|Mcnutty]] points.

As of summer of 2024, 2 years after the websites conception, a bunch of new admins for wpd.tv came to power. They are power trippers and anyone they do not like gets banned. This has lead to a bunch of angry freeze peach cucks to whine as their accounts get banned, and they whine to the power hungry degenerate admins, right before the sword falls on their head, "But admin, I would respect your freeze peach if our situations were reversed!" Only to get perm banned anyway because lordly techno barons and internet ideology consoomers do not care a damn about your "freeze peach" if they think you are an enemy. Dumb arse freeze peach cucks never learned the simple fact that if the game is rigged against you, you are a fool if you play by th' rules.

== Controversy ==
For many reasons, wpd.tv is very controversial, and it is especially hated by plebbitors and [[TikTok|shit tok]] users. Besides gore, there are other reasons for that. You see, just like [[Newgrounds|Newgrounds]], one of wpds users would commit a mass sneezing, and just like [[Newgrounds|jewgrounds]], another one would attempt to go for the [[High Score|high score]], only to get [[Fail|captured before he could do it.]] This has led to wpd to rise to top tier infamy, much farther then one would expect from a website that started out as a sister website to Rdrama. Another reason they have become controversial is because pearl clutchers on jewtube and shit tok have made numerous videos kvetching about wpd for typical oversensitive female/boomer reasons.

== Noticable Users ==

[[furfag|'''Fishyman420''']]: Faggot whom posts gifs of [[Buttsecks|niggers kissing]] and [[Tits|pikatits]] whilst blaming you for being a faggot then banning you

== Quotes ==

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== Gallery ==

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File:DragonkinVSPlebbitorHoard.jpeg|Troll vs Horde.
File:Wpd.tv.jpg|front page.
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== Videos ==

== See Also ==
*[[BestGore|BestGore]] - Another infamous gore website
*[[LiveLeak|LiveLeak]] - yet another one.
*[[Ogrish.com]] - [[Redundant|Yet ANOTHER gore site.]]
*[[Goregrish]]
*[[Rotten.com]]

== External Links ==
*https://watchpeopledie.tv/
*https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld - [[Open source|It's FOSS!]]

Watchpeopledie.tv

2024-11-17T05:25:17Z

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[[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg]]

'''WatchPeopleDie.tv''' ('''WPD''' for short) is a faggot gore site with over 2.8 million users where 12 year olds and [[High Score|school shooter worshippers]] do exactly what the name of the site would suggest. It was created as a sister website to rDrama 3 years after after the subreddit /r/watchpeopledie got banned in the wake of a [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animation]] from [[New Zealand|New Zealand]] getting released in March 2019. Unlike [[Reddit|Plebbit]], WPD has a lot of interesting features, and just like Plebbit, ✡censorship✡ runs rampant and users of WPD genuinely believe that downvoting someone will somehow teach that person a lesson. The mascot of the website is a cat called Marsey originating from a Telegram sticker pack.

== Introduction ==
Watchpeopledie.tv was created on April 25th, 2022. It started out with a bunch of unique videos getting posted. It uses Cloudflare, which is very unfortunate, because cloudfare does this very retarded annoying thing here it constantly asks if you are a human or not. Fucking cloudfare. It existed on plebbit as r/watchpeopledie until the judeojannies banned it when it started posting [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animations]] that were too spicy, which ironically is what another gore subplebbit, r/gunfights, would get banned for years later, in the wake of yet another one of Sorathas spicy [[Payton Gendron|CGI animations]], this time from Buffalo, Jew Dork. The way the site works is that you can post comments and videos, and for every like or dislike you get, you get 4 coins, which can be used to buy retarded little hats, dumb rewards to attempt to annoy people with, or you could just gamble them away like a [[Las Vegas|Las Vegas]] dead beat. When you post, you have to categorize your videos accordingly, these categories are called holes. There is h/stabbing, h/shooting, h/drowning, h/social, and many more. The site is ran by a group of admins, the chiefest among them is CLITPEELER, who you do not wish to mess with.

== Issues ==
The website is very user unfriendly, when you click on a post, a bunch flying gif pixels and ugly niggers will be flying around because some joker put an award on the post to make it do that. Other users can buy awards that ban you for a day. Users will block you even though you never contacted them, comments and usernames will have large and annoying looking moving emojis attached to them, and the list of plebbit like faggotry goes on and on. There is also an annoying bot that comments randomly generated crap in every thread. Of course, most of that is pretty funny, so let's move on to actual issues with this website, so I do not sound like a kvetching jew.

The website is full of reposts and dumb edits. Wow! What a cool video! It is a shame that I have already seen it 6 million times before! At first, there were no reposts at all, but now there is an infestation. Those edits of CGI animations are just an excuse to make reposts.
The website is also full of losers who worship school sneezers, although, to be fair, most users condem such things.
A lot of videos on wpd are just plain boring. Not just because most of them are reposts, but also because most of them feel the same. There is only so much mileage that one can get from watching dozens of "different" videos that always follow the same format. "Oh, cool, another low quality video of some tied up beaner lying on the ground while he gets blasted by a nerf gun wielding aztec! Havent seen that one before!" " Woah! Another video of a spic in brazil getting ambushed that has no distinction between the hundreds of other videos on here that are exactly like it! Awsome!"

After a while, execution videos like that get boring because there is no variety or struggle or ambiguity to them. You know exactly how each one will end. They are about as mindless as those capeshit movies were good guy beats bad guy that consoomer cucks fall head o er feels for.
There are also a lot of idiots who do self harm over there, which brings down the overall quality of the website down by about 10 [[Ronnie McNutt|Mcnutty]] points.

As of summer of 2024, 2 years after the websites conception, a bunch of new admins for wpd.tv came to power. They are power trippers and anyone they do not like gets banned. This has lead to a bunch of angry freeze peach cucks to whine as their accounts get banned, and they whine to the power hungry degenerate admins, right before the sword falls on their head, "But admin, I would respect your freeze peach if our situations were reversed!" Only to get perm banned anyway because lordly techno barons and internet ideology consoomers do not care a damn about your "freeze peach" if they think you are an enemy. Dumb arse freeze peach cucks never learned the simple fact that if the game is rigged against you, you are a fool if you play by th' rules.

== Controversy ==
For many reasons, wpd.tv is very controversial, and it is especially hated by plebbitors and [[TikTok|shit tok]] users. Besides gore, there are other reasons for that. You see, just like [[Newgrounds|Newgrounds]], one of wpds users would commit a mass sneezing, and just like [[Newgrounds|jewgrounds]], another one would attempt to go for the [[High Score|high score]], only to get [[Fail|captured before he could do it.]] This has led to wpd to rise to top tier infamy, much farther then one would expect from a website that started out as a sister website to Rdrama. Another reason they have become controversial is because pearl clutchers on jewtube and shit tok have made numerous videos kvetching about wpd for typical oversensitive female/boomer reasons.

== Noticable Users ==

[[furfag|'''Fishyman420''']]: Faggot whom posts gifs of [[Buttsecks|niggers kissing]] and [[Tits|pikatits]] whilst blaming you for being a faggot then banning you

== Quotes ==

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|CLITPEELER

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== Gallery ==

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File:DragonkinVSPlebbitorHoard.jpeg|Troll vs Horde.
File:Wpd.tv.jpg|front page.
File:Marsey The Cat.jpg|The Mascot.
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== Videos ==

== See Also ==
*[[BestGore|BestGore]] - Another infamous gore website
*[[LiveLeak|LiveLeak]] - yet another one.
*[[Ogrish.com]] - [[Redundant|Yet ANOTHER gore site.]]
*[[Goregrish]]
*[[Rotten.com]]

== External Links ==
*https://watchpeopledie.tv/
*https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld - [[Open source|It's FOSS!]]

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2024-11-17T01:56:56Z

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2024-11-17T01:54:53Z

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<td>[[Timur Bekmansurov]] ✦ [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ✦ [[Dylann Storm Roof]] ✦ [[Payton Gendron]] ✦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] ✦ [[Aaron Bushnell]] ✦ [[Chris Dorner]] ✦ [[Reddit]] ✦ [[Archive.org]] ✦ [[Template:Archive]] ✦ [[Template:Archiveorg]] ✦ [[An hero]] ✦ [[Hugo Jackson]]
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2024-11-17T01:48:19Z

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|The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.|[[TJ Lane]]
|You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenceless people.|[[Cho Seung Hui]]
|God told me to eat Leung's colon.|[[Lam Kor Wan]]
|Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.|[[Brenton Tarrant]]
|This is payback day!|[[George Hennard]]
|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|[[Baruch Goldstein]]
|On the gun [license] application form I stated: “hunting deer”. It would have been tempting to just write the truth; “executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors” just to see their reaction:P|[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
|I understand what they felt... [[Epic Win|I have no sympathy for them.]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]
|Screw your optics, I'm going in.|[[Robert Bowers]]
|Meme magic is real. May the LORD Christ be with you all.|[[John Earnest]]
|I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points.|[[Adam Lanza]]
|You will die next.|[[Mr. Saari]]
|Today is the day. The day that it all begins. The day of my massacre shall begin. All the kids in school will run and fear and hide. From the wrath of my power they will know who I am. I am nothing. I am no one. My life is nothing and meaningless. Everything that I hold dear I let go beyond your half. Every day I see the world ending another day. I live a lone life, live in seclusion and solitude. I hate everyone and everything. With the power of my AR you will all know who I am.|[[Nikolas Cruz]]
|If you're going to do something, do it well.|[[Charles Manson]]
|I feel Manson was possessed by demons and I think I was possessed by the same spirit that Charles Manson was possessed by. The psychiatrists called it shared madness. That is, we were all in one devil and we did what the devil said do. I am not blaming what I did on him, or evil spirits. I yielded myself to it, so I take the blame.|[[Charles Manson#The Manson Family|Tex Watson]]
|About 26.5 hours from now the judgement will begin. Difficult but not impossible, necessary, nervewracking & fun. What fun is life without a little death? It's interesting, when i'm in my human form, knowing i'm going to die. Everything has a touch of triviality to it.|[[Dylan Klebold]]
|Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, and how fucking weak I am and shit. Well, I will get you all back, ultimate fucking revenge here. You people should have showed me more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like a senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.|[[Eric Harris]]
|[[ALL CAPS|EVERYBODY DIES, MOTHERFUCKERS]].|[[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
|YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FEMINIST'S, AND I HATE FEMINIST'S!|[[Marc Lepine]]
|No one gets away from me.|[[Martin John Bryant]]
|}}

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't try to get yourself on this list]], [[William Atchison|retard]].

== [[Doom|FPS]] ==
=== Single Player ===
The VIP club of the [[Mass Shooting|21st century gold standard of murder]]. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of [[lulz]] that appears to have no end in sight.

''Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that [[feminists]] should strive to break, it's this one.''
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1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. [[Abortion|Spawn kill]] bonus

4. At least one of the commies Breivik, Fuji, and Kozák were targeting [[Epic Win|happened to die]] [[Lulz|attempting to escape]]. For Fuji and Kozák, it's 1. For Breivik, it's 2.

5. 2 survivors an hero'd a year after his High Score attempt (their deaths don't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High Score attempts. However, Breivik and Woo managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Woo became an hero [[Lulz|with his hostages via grenade]]), whereas Roslyakov [[Fail|only saddled them with extra medical bills]].

7. 14 in the University, 2 in the Klánovice Forest 6 days earlier and his father. 

8. [[Epic Win|Escaped]]. 

9. Efficiency Rank (Direct kills by player+Indirect kills)/(Injuries by player+Direct kills by player)
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=== Co-Op Mode ===
Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.
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1. Killed by police.

2. [[Pwnt|Executed]].

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.'''{{wikilink|Beslan_school_siege|}}'''" One was lynched by [[NORP|civilians]].

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a [[School Shooting|school shooter]], however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seeing their mother slaughtered in front of them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves.

9. The Order's leader, Bob Mathews, died in a shootout with police a few weeks later. Other members would later die in prison, as well.

10. Yuri Dovgan and Alexander Kochetkov were both shot dead by a fellow soldier after committing the double murders.

11. Was too much of a pussy to kill himself and was shot by his teammate.

12. An heroed in prison.

13. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

14. Killed by civilians.
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== [[Bomberman_(Game)|Bomberman]] ==
Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.
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1. McVeigh was [[Pwnt|executed by lethal injection]] in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution [[Lulz|"it's still 168 to 1 so I still win"]].

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because [[Dumbass|he didn't run away in time]].

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, [[Epic Fail|only set people's hair on fire]].

6. The [[retard]] attempted a [[An Hero|suicide bombing]], [[Epic Fail|killing no one]], not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a [[Lulz|heart attack]].

8. [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Carini]] only managed to blast off one of his own hands and a few fingers on the other one.

9. Later found drowned.

10. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

11. Killed by police.

12. It is unknown if they were responsible for the attack, but [[Some argue|some suspect]] that they might have.
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== Microsoft Flight Simulator ==
The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
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1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

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==Carmageddon==
Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.
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1. He was released in 2001, and ultimately died in 2009 from the [[Irony|same method that he scored with]]; being hit by a truck.

2. The lone surviving victim had seizures from the damage and died in 2016.
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==[[Civilization|Sid Meier's Civilization]]==
The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.
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1. [[Holocaust denial|Disputed]]. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that [[Dub_the_Dew|he did anything wrong]].

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]]

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. Number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. '''{{wikilink|Rettig_Report|}}''' '''{{wikilink|Valech_Report|}}''' [http://necrometrics.com/tyrants.htm Source]

4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

5. Ongoing
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== [[Cults|Great Prophet(s)]] ==
Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.
{{:High_Score/Great_Prophet(s)}}

== [[Fire|Fire Emblem]] ==
The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.
{{:High_Score/Fire_Emblem}}
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1. Two of them were released early on good behavior.
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== [[Serial killer|Tactical Espionage Action]] ==
Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.
{{:High_Score/Tactical_Espionage_Action}}

== Trauma Center ==
The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.
{{:High_Score/Trauma_Center}}

== Sniper Elite ==
Silent but deadly. These guys won't hesitate to 360 noscope trickshot you IRL. High concentration of Sovietfags.
'''NOTE''': Only soldiers are allowed on here and not normalfags who did their kills with sniper rifles such as [[Charles Whitman]] or the DC snipers.
{{:High_Score/Sniper_Elite}}

== RollerCoaster Tycoon ==
Trust these parks with your children's lives.
{{:High_Score/RollerCoaster_Tycoon}}

==Ship Simulator Extremes==
These are the lulziest ships that ever touched the sea. Trust them and you'll receive a 100% discount ticket. You can see this leaderboard is full of [[British|Britfags]].
{{:High_Score/Ship_Simulator_Extremes}}

== [[Gran Turismo]] ==
These are the most lulziest vehicle race tracks to evar exist in teh earth.
{{:High_Score/Gran_Turismo}}

== [[Plague Inc]]: Evolved ==
{{:High_Score/Plague_Inc:_Evolved}}

==Hack'N'Slash==
''"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions."'' In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.

{{notice|This table has been replaced with a link because it is too big and would otherwise display the error '''Lua error: Internal error: The interpreter has terminated with signal "24".'''}}
'''<big><big>→ [[High Score/Hack'N'Slash|Click here to view the Hack'N'Slash table]] ←</big></big>'''

== [[Kerbal Space Program]] ==
The rarest and most expensive way to attempt high scores.
{{:High_Score/Kerbal_Space_Program}}

==[[Spore]]==
Playing as a god wasn't a good idea when they generated these animals. Some of them, would have a official high score rank, but they are only animals.
'''NOTE''': They need to go Amok, like the casual high score.

{{notice|This table has been replaced with a link because it is too big and would otherwise display the error '''Lua error: Internal error: The interpreter has terminated with signal "24".'''}}
'''<big><big>→ [[High Score/Spore|Click here to view the Spore table]] ←</big></big>'''

== Walkthrough ==
=== Difficulty Levels ===

'''Easy:''' This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:
*Libraries
*Nursing homes
*Any [[liberal|liberal's]] house
*Public parks
**Even easier (Pacific mode): Children's parks
*[[School Shooting|Schools]]
**Even easier (Pacific mode): [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Elementary schools]]
*Swimming pools (as well as beaches)
*Gun free zones
*Bowling Alleys
*Churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples
*Orphanage
'''Countries and regions'''
*Himalayan countries
**Bhutan
**Nepal
**Myanmar
**<s>China</s>
**<s>Pakistan</s>
*Europe
**Austria (Pacific mode)
**Britain
**Czech Republic (Pacific mode)
**Denmark (Pacific mode)
**Finland (Pacific mode)
**France
**Germany
**Greece
**Italy
**Norway (Pacific mode)
**Spain
**Switzerland (Pacific mode)
**Sweden
*Japan (Pacific mode)
*New Zealand
*New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
*Oregon, USA
'''Medium:''' Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including [[Aurora Theater Shooting|James Holmes]], [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charles Whitman]] and [[Andrea Pignani]]. Places include:
*Hospitals
*Malls
*Rooftops
*Africa (Rich countries)
*[[College]]s
*Theatres (as well as cinemas)
*Detention centers
*Train stations
'''Countries and regions'''
*Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
*Midwest (US Servers)
*London (UK server)
*Birmingham (UK server)
'''Nightmare Mode:''' Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were [[Fort Hood|Major Malik Nadal Hasan]], who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 '''{{wikilink|1996_Timika_shooting|in an Indonesian airport}}''' and [[Salvador Ramos]].
Locations include:
*Airports
*Government offices
*Gun stores / shows
*Shooting ranges
*Sports stadiums
*International borders
*Military bases
*Walmart
*Police stations (as well as [[Fat|Doughnut shops]] by extension)
'''Countries and regions'''
*Texas
*Florida
*Africa (poor countries)
*Israel
*Palestine
*Alabama
*Wyoming
*Syria
*Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

=== How to Get The High Score ===
# Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
# Take some cues from [[Charles Whitman]] and start at home. By killing [[your mom]] and [[dad]], you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife or a brother/sister, but this is [[you]] we're talking about.
# Play violent video games ([[Grand Theft Auto]], [[Ryan Lambourn|Ryan Lambourn games]], Hitman and [[Manhunt]] series and FPS games like [[Doom]], [[Call of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Halo]], etc...) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, [[Slipknot]], Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Rob Zombie etc...). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
# It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand [[1984]] style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
# It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. '''This does not count as a kill''', but it does make you [[an hero]].
# '''DON'T USE A .22'''
# In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
# Shoot and/or stab people '''in the brainstem and the cerebellum'''. Not the forebrain, or anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women (especially pregnant) as opposed to adults and teenagers.
# If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife, a thick knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
# If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
# If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
# Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
# Don't tell anyone about your plans, dont give hints and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive or a notebook.
# <s>[https://www.lollershop.com/ Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website.] You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction.</s> (dead)

== Hall of Shame ==
=== Notable Losers ===
FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list (again fat Americans everywhere). Typically under 15 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.
Notice the extreme abundance of Amerifags.

'''Tip: Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him [[High_Score/Loserinfo|here]] → [[High Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo]]'''

{{notice|This table has been replaced with a link because it is too big and would otherwise display the error '''Lua error: Internal error: The interpreter has terminated with signal "24".'''}}
'''<big><big>→ [[High Score/Notable Losers|Click here to view the Notable Losers table]] ←</big></big>'''

=== Absolute Fucking Failures ===
These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a ''single kill''! They are the [[Polygon]] of real life. (Again fat Amerifags everywhere).

'''<big><big>→ [[High Score/Absolute Fucking Failures|Click here if you get an error]] ←</big></big>'''

{{:High_Score/Absolute_Fucking_Failures}}

=== King of all losers ===

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!
! LOSER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
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|  9,999,999,999,999
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Our own ED admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
</center>

|}

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== See Also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Crime]]
*[[Hitler Unit]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Serial Killers]]

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User:RkNAME

2024-11-17T01:32:40Z

RkNAME: Hi Xv or Shootur420

==About me==
[[Katy|Hi, I'm new.]] Love archives, hate censorship. I was also on .online and .top.

===Userboxes===
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:- '''[[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]]''' ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 19:12, 27 April 2024 (EDT)

==My contributions==

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I added automatic row numbering to the [[High Score]] page by stealing from Wikipedia

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<td>[[Timur Bekmansurov]] ✦ [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ✦ [[Dylann Storm Roof]] ✦ [[Payton Gendron]] ✦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] ✦ [[Aaron Bushnell]] ✦ [[Chris Dorner]] ✦ [[Reddit]] ✦ [[Archive.org]] ✦ [[Template:Archive]] ✦ [[Template:Archiveorg]] ✦ [[An hero]]
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==Other Users==
*'''[[User:Xv|Xv]]''' - Pretty cool guy (We miss you)
**'''[[User:Shootur420|Shootur420]]''' - Xv's new account (inactive)
*'''[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' - Another pretty cool guy

Hugo Jackson

2024-11-17T01:30:55Z

RkNAME: He's probably out now

{{aspie}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{spics}}

{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]].|Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}

{{ib|[[File:Hugojackson.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]] ({{age|2006|5|12}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]  [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]  [[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]  [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}
{{Ibend}}

In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].

He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.

After 2.5 years since his sentencing in December 2021, Hugo should have been freed from his mandatory vacation from society. Be sure to welcome him back.

==Background==

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in [[Europe]] until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

=== Plan ===

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[puberty|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].

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File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonplan2.jpeg
file:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg
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==== Hugo the Artist ====

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be. Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.

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File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg
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== Stabbing ==

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File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg|Screencap of the stream
File:Hugojacksonstream.jpeg|👍🏽👍🏽
File:Hugojacksonmap.jpeg|Map: CS_Eslöv
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
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File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
</gallery>|}}
</center>

Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a [[zoomer|skull mask]], he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would take action. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]] . Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].

==Loadout==

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{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': Knife
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]

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*Carried 4 but only used one. '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
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*Took forever for police to arrive. '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
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*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
|}
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|1 injured.|1|Couldn’t even finish him off.|5|Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.|1|NO KILLS LOLL|0|Not even this can save him.|7|F- -|Fail Of The Year (FOTY)}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}

==Gallery==

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File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|Video of the spic
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
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</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}

==See Also==

*[[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Spics]]
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power.
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]

== External links ==

*{{wikilink|Eslov_school_stabbing|Wikipedia Article}}
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/p7xypf/i_am_a_friend_of_solvent_the_man_who_committed/ Reddit thread by an alleged friend]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t10611-friends-with-a-guy-who-is-a-closer-friend-of-the-eslov-stabber-ama-or-aha Q&A with his friend Philly]
*[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tf4yvhdr.txt Manifesto - manifest.txt]
*Other files found in the [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/353m9b6b.pdf police document] (Copied and pasted, may be inaccurate)
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/g5wurp9.txt What i want.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nmrzc25f.txt schema.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wiv2q1zd.txt manifest(2).txt]

=== Accounts ===

*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP.

{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}

[[Category:2021]]

Hugo Jackson

2024-11-17T01:15:03Z

RkNAME: /* External links */ Manifesto and other text files, Q&As with Philly and an alleged friend

{{aspie}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{spics}}

{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]].|Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}

{{ib|[[File:Hugojackson.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]] ({{age|2006|5|12}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]  [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]  [[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]  [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}
{{Ibend}}

In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].

He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.

==Background==

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in [[Europe]] until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

=== Plan ===

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[puberty|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].

<center><gallery>
File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonplan2.jpeg
file:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==== Hugo the Artist ====

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be. Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.

<center><gallery>
File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Stabbing ==

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File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg|Screencap of the stream
File:Hugojacksonstream.jpeg|👍🏽👍🏽
File:Hugojacksonmap.jpeg|Map: CS_Eslöv
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
</gallery>|}}
</center>

Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a [[zoomer|skull mask]], he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would take action. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]] . Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].

==Loadout==

<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]

|
*Carried 4 but only used one. '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
|
*Took forever for police to arrive. '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|
*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
|}
</center>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|1 injured.|1|Couldn’t even finish him off.|5|Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.|1|NO KILLS LOLL|0|Not even this can save him.|7|F- -|Fail Of The Year (FOTY)}}

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==Gallery==

{{cg|Gallery|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|Video of the spic
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}

==See Also==

*[[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Spics]]
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power.
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]

== External links ==

*{{wikilink|Eslov_school_stabbing|Wikipedia Article}}
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/p7xypf/i_am_a_friend_of_solvent_the_man_who_committed/ Reddit thread by an alleged friend]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t10611-friends-with-a-guy-who-is-a-closer-friend-of-the-eslov-stabber-ama-or-aha Q&A with his friend Philly]
*[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tf4yvhdr.txt Manifesto - manifest.txt]
*Other files found in the [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/353m9b6b.pdf police document] (Copied and pasted, may be inaccurate)
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/g5wurp9.txt What i want.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nmrzc25f.txt schema.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wiv2q1zd.txt manifest(2).txt]

=== Accounts ===

*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP.

{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}

[[Category:2021]]

Halle synagogue shooting

2024-11-17T00:55:21Z

RkNAME: /* External Links */ Full upload and Meguca thread

{{offended}}
{{jewoffended}}
{{FED}}

{{corner|bl|[[Image:BallietHat.png]]}}

{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
| Hi, my name is Anon and I think the holocaust never happened. Feminism is the cause of the decline of the west, which acts as a scapegoat for mass immigration and the root of all these problems is the Jew. Would you like to be friends?|Stephan to the livestream before failing at EVERYTHING, nobody wants to be friends with you, [[RETARD]].
|Fack!|Stephan after realizing the wooden door is locked.
|Scheiße, man!|Stephan when his shitty bomb and weak legs couldn’t open the wooden door.
|I’m sorry guys… I’m such a fucking NEET… I can’t… I can’t [do] shit.|Stephan after failing at EVERYTHING}}

{{ib|[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Stephan Balliet'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 10, [[1990s|1992]] ({{age|1992|1|10}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Germany|Kraut]]   [[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 killed, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
In the final months of [[2019]], after the epic crusade of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[John Earnest|his]] [[Patrick Crusius|disciples]] [[Philip Manshaus|who followed]], a new hope appears over the horizon of [[Europe|Evropa]]… of ze name '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} (aka '''Door Cuck''', '''Jüdischeholztürcuck''' and '''Anon''') a round-headed [[Nazi]] [[weeaboo]] who on the [[Jewish]] holiday of Yom Kippur tried to get the [[High Score]] by shooting up his local [[ZOG]] branch (a synagogue) in Halle, Germany.

Unlike most other Tarrant copycats, he actually managed to livestream his “shooting”, however, the audience of what was supposed to be a show of [[lulz|lulzy]] proportions were heavily disappointed as our little Saviour of the [[White Devils|White Race]] failed to open the wooden door of the synagogue, killed one of his own people before driving to a Turkish kebab shop out of shame and killing a random customer using shitty 3D printed [[guns]] that barely worked before getting shot in the neck (which he unfortunately survived) and being [[v&|arrested]] by [[Police|Polizei]]. What a [[failure]]. Oh, did we mention he still lived with his [[Mother|Mutter]]? Lol.

== Backround ==

[[File:StephanBallietat12.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Stephan as a young kinder. You may think from the medal and certificate, that this kid is smart, not the case.]]
Before snapping, Stephan was just like any other [[manlet]], he had an unhealthy obsession with [[Anime|anime girls]] and was a true patriot to /a/. Apparently, he worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught [[Guns|"how 2 gunz"]].

So what happened? What made this [[manlet]] snap? The simplest answer here is that he read a little too much Tarrant and wanted to be just like him. Unfortunately for him, krauts can't succeed in doing shit (except for that [[Adolf Hitler|one guy]]), and Stephan, [[Retardation|being cursed a Kraut at birth]], never got his plan of being an elite [[white nationalist]] race warrior to come to fruition.

Living in [[Germany|Krautland]], Stephan knew he couldn't get guns the easy way, so he concluded to make them himself using recipes which are usually more reliable than you'd expect, however the problem was not the guns but him, he was too retarded to assemble them properly, meaning that 80% of the time, his Jew Remover 9000 would jam and not fire. Alongside his “guns”, he manafactuated some overglorified firecrackers in attempt to pass them off as [[bomb|grenades]], these would also go on to do nothing of value. He posted his manifesto, images and livestream linked to some completely unknown imageboard that nobody cared about called [[????|Meguca]], which was subsequently closed after his shitty "attack".

=== Ze Manifesto ===

Since he's retarded and posted his manifesto on some imageboard nobody cared about and didn’t choose [[8chan]], parts of this manifesto was temporarily lost, however our top team of [[Expert|experts]] here at ED were able to find it!

{{notice|The PDF viewer doesn't work. Click the PDF icons or the links to read the manifesto!}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:DoKumentation.pdf|[[Media:DoKumentation.pdf|DoKumentation]]
File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf|[[Media:READ THIS FIRST.pdf|READ THIS FIRST]]
File:マニフェスト.pdf|[[Media:マニフェスト.pdf|マニフェスト]]
</gallery>
</center>

'''WARNING: ITS EDGY AND CONTAINS ANIME''' <s>(scroll to see the full docs)</s>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:DoKumentation.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:マニフェスト.pdf</pdf></center>

== Ze Shooting ==

{{Notice|[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k08kcbbu.mp4 Watch the stream here!] [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ay73byxm.mp4 And here's it translated but in lower quality.]}}

After "careful planning", On the 9th of October ([[Jews|Yom Kippur]] hahahaha!) our crusader posted his livestream link to that one imageboard in preperation for what would be the biggest fail to grace our eyes.

The livestream begins and we get a shot of his camera just pointing downwards to the crusty interior of his car, whilst he proceeds to do fucking nothing for 4 minutes until finally picking up the camera and introduces himself. He then proceeds to do fucking nothing for a little longer until finally beginning his journey to the local ZOG whilst blasting [[Mr. Bond]] through the radio.

He arrives at the 'gogue and with his "guns" and attempts to open the wooden door before realizing its locked. He pushes, kicks and shoots the door whilst shouting "Fack!" and "Scheiße!" like a 12-year old losing at [[Counter-Strike]]. Realizing his physical strength is not a match for the wooden door, he whips out his shitty explosives and tries to bust it open, which doesn't work. Because Stephan is being loud as fuck, an old white German granny carrying a bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] ([[gamer]] approved!™) in her bag walks by and [[trolls]] him about the loud noise he is making, Stephan responds by fumbling with his shitty "gun" and shooting her which causes a bunch of dust to spew from the "gun".

After trying the door again, he walks up to the granny's body and shoots it again for some fucking reason, wasting ammo and also shooting his own car tire in the process. LOL! Keep in mind, the jews inside of the synagogue are watching all this occur from the CCTV, probably [[Rofl|rofling]] at his incompetence.

Stephan then stumbles around to a different pathway to the synagogue (which leads to MORE LOCKED DOORS LOL) before going back to the street and shooting the same wooden doors with his "shotgun" whichs fails again. A random car drives past which he shoots at for no fucking reason. Realizing he has been [[cucked]] by a wooden door, he drives away in shame to a Turkish kebab shop, he throws a shitty bomb into the shop which kills a random customer.

He goes in and fails to shoot anybody as they all run into the backroom, he shoots a crying employee in the head which didn't even kill the guy. He leaves and gets into his car which he cant even drive cause of his fucked tire, gets shot in the neck by police, discards the camera on the side of the road, running for it before getting [[v&]]. He will forever be known as '''Door Cuck'''. What an absolute [[failure]].

== Loadout ==

<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': 9mm Luty Submachine Gun
[[Image:GTA4IconsThompsonM1A1.png|center|140px]]
|
*Armed forces experience, sight, jams 80% of the time and included with dust-spewing technology. '''13 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': 12-gauge Slam-Blast Shotgun
[[Image:GTA4Iconsaa12Shotgun.png|center|140px]]
|
*Much more reliable and simple than the Luty, yet he still managed to fumble it. '''20 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Tersiary''': Single shot .38 special pistol
[[File:GTA4revolver.png|400px|center|80px]]
|
*He used this weapon to shoot someone in the head, which didn't work since he had to use the shotgun 3 times.'''1 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
|
*Took ages for police to catch up to him. '''Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|}
</center>

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|2|Two of his own people|0|Too bad for his guns!|2|[[Brenton Tarrant]] wannabe and inspired [[Payton Gendron]] to stream it, got cucked by a door|3|Basically forgotten in Germany and for some shit imageboard no one knows about.|12|[[Adolf Hitler|Sieg Heil’d]] in court, tried to escape prison twice|19|F|DOOR CUCK}}

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== Aftermath ==
[[File:BallietMugshot.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Balliet's mugshot. Notice the bandage on his neck from getting shot lol.]]
After a super long epic police chase, he got [[V&|epicly v&'d]] and was escorted to a POLIZI [[helicopter|choppa]]. 14 months later, he went to court and is now serving the life sentence for his two frags and [[Lies|"50" attempted murders]], the judge called this act a cowardly one.

He tried to escape his medium security prison but got caught, which led to him being moved to a maximum security prison, which shows this guy will keep failing even in the doghouse. He also held 2 guards hostage once with a gun made out of ...paper? Don't ask how because we don't fucking know.

This guy was an retard who used malfunctioning guns, made practically no plans beforehand and livestreamed his "attack" in attempt to be remembered, but now years after this ordeal (at the time of writing) nobody remembers him, except for retards like you and I, Stephan will now spend the rest of his life in a box, he ruined his life for practically nothing. '''ROT IN JAIL DOOR CUCK'''

== Gallery ==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:BallietArsenal.png|Wtf gunz
Image:BallietDrip.jpeg|His drip
File:StephanShotInNeck.jpg|Stephan after getting shot in the neck by Polizi
file:HalleSurveillance.jpeg|Surveillance photo
File:WoodenDoorHalle.jpg|The hero of the story, lol
File:BallietMugshot.jpg|Mugshot of Stephan
File:StephanCourt.jpeg|Stephan in court
File:17260582234948287.jpg
File:17260664910788548.jpg
</gallery>
|}}

{{cg|Memes|cg2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
file:StephanWaifu.jpeg|”Mai waifu”
file:OAGvsJewDoor.png|Jew door is the winnar!
file:NIvsJewDoor.jpeg|Same meme, jewish victory.
file:Virsteph.jpeg|
file:ChadGermanGranny.jpeg|Rest in Peace Granny
file:StephanDOORED.jpeg|White Boy is CUCKED HARD by a '''BJD'''
file:StepehenYNAK.jpeg|You need a key, retard.
file:HalleGrannyAnime.png
File:True and honest doom.png
File:BallietFAIL.gif
File:AnimatioBalliet.png
File:BallietBOOM.mp4
</gallery>
|}}

== See Also ==
*[[White Nationalism]] - What he stands for.
*[[Germany]] - Where he lives.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - One of his inspirations and a much better example of what Europe has to offer.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His other inspiration.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Drunk guy who got a better score by shooting up a spic-infested Walmart.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - Breivik's failson who somehow did even worse than Door Cuck.
*[[John Earnest]] - Got a lower score, but was somehow less embarrassing.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack and write his name on his guns.
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - Shot up a mosque.
*[[William Atchison]] - Another failure who got cucked by an inanimate object.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - Shot up a synagogue successfully, unlike Door Cuck.

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Halle_synagogue_shooting|Wikipedia article}}
*'''[https://3speak.tv/watch?v=fatalforceanon/owgxqwix The full livestream]'''
*{{WPD|other/post/70703/livestreamed-mass-attacks|Higher quality version}}
*{{WPD|shooting/post/13984/germany-halle-synagogue-shooting-stephan-balliet|Livestream with English subtitles}}
*{{archive|FXYBh#selection-25687.1-25717.7|Meguca imageboard thread}}
*'''[https://mega.nz/file/FK02iDxB#N0-PaLa02tAPGD5WflApD_9jV5iucVXn3nKuzUrcbFc Full upload (Mega)]'''
**{{archiveorg|fullupload.7z|Archive.org copy (.7z)}}
**{{archiveorg|stephen-balliet-manifesto|Archive.org copy (login required)}}

{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Germany}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{terrorists}}
[[Category:Nazis]]
[[Category:2019]]

Halle synagogue shooting

2024-11-17T00:28:40Z

RkNAME: Link to manifesto PDFs because PDF viewer is broken

{{offended}}
{{jewoffended}}
{{FED}}

{{corner|bl|[[Image:BallietHat.png]]}}

{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
| Hi, my name is Anon and I think the holocaust never happened. Feminism is the cause of the decline of the west, which acts as a scapegoat for mass immigration and the root of all these problems is the Jew. Would you like to be friends?|Stephan to the livestream before failing at EVERYTHING, nobody wants to be friends with you, [[RETARD]].
|Fack!|Stephan after realizing the wooden door is locked.
|Scheiße, man!|Stephan when his shitty bomb and weak legs couldn’t open the wooden door.
|I’m sorry guys… I’m such a fucking NEET… I can’t… I can’t [do] shit.|Stephan after failing at EVERYTHING}}

{{ib|[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Stephan Balliet'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 10, [[1990s|1992]] ({{age|1992|1|10}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Germany|Kraut]]   [[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 killed, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
In the final months of [[2019]], after the epic crusade of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[John Earnest|his]] [[Patrick Crusius|disciples]] [[Philip Manshaus|who followed]], a new hope appears over the horizon of [[Europe|Evropa]]… of ze name '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} (aka '''Door Cuck''', '''Jüdischeholztürcuck''' and '''Anon''') a round-headed [[Nazi]] [[weeaboo]] who on the [[Jewish]] holiday of Yom Kippur tried to get the [[High Score]] by shooting up his local [[ZOG]] branch (a synagogue) in Halle, Germany.

Unlike most other Tarrant copycats, he actually managed to livestream his “shooting”, however, the audience of what was supposed to be a show of [[lulz|lulzy]] proportions were heavily disappointed as our little Saviour of the [[White Devils|White Race]] failed to open the wooden door of the synagogue, killed one of his own people before driving to a Turkish kebab shop out of shame and killing a random customer using shitty 3D printed [[guns]] that barely worked before getting shot in the neck (which he unfortunately survived) and being [[v&|arrested]] by [[Police|Polizei]]. What a [[failure]]. Oh, did we mention he still lived with his [[Mother|Mutter]]? Lol.

== Backround ==

[[File:StephanBallietat12.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Stephan as a young kinder. You may think from the medal and certificate, that this kid is smart, not the case.]]
Before snapping, Stephan was just like any other [[manlet]], he had an unhealthy obsession with [[Anime|anime girls]] and was a true patriot to /a/. Apparently, he worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught [[Guns|"how 2 gunz"]].

So what happened? What made this [[manlet]] snap? The simplest answer here is that he read a little too much Tarrant and wanted to be just like him. Unfortunately for him, krauts can't succeed in doing shit (except for that [[Adolf Hitler|one guy]]), and Stephan, [[Retardation|being cursed a Kraut at birth]], never got his plan of being an elite [[white nationalist]] race warrior to come to fruition.

Living in [[Germany|Krautland]], Stephan knew he couldn't get guns the easy way, so he concluded to make them himself using recipes which are usually more reliable than you'd expect, however the problem was not the guns but him, he was too retarded to assemble them properly, meaning that 80% of the time, his Jew Remover 9000 would jam and not fire. Alongside his “guns”, he manafactuated some overglorified firecrackers in attempt to pass them off as [[bomb|grenades]], these would also go on to do nothing of value. He posted his manifesto, images and livestream linked to some completely unknown imageboard that nobody cared about called [[????|Meguca]], which was subsequently closed after his shitty "attack".

=== Ze Manifesto ===

Since he's retarded and posted his manifesto on some imageboard nobody cared about and didn’t choose [[8chan]], parts of this manifesto was temporarily lost, however our top team of [[Expert|experts]] here at ED were able to find it!

{{notice|The PDF viewer doesn't work. Click the PDF icons or the links to read the manifesto!}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:DoKumentation.pdf|[[Media:DoKumentation.pdf|DoKumentation]]
File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf|[[Media:READ THIS FIRST.pdf|READ THIS FIRST]]
File:マニフェスト.pdf|[[Media:マニフェスト.pdf|マニフェスト]]
</gallery>
</center>

'''WARNING: ITS EDGY AND CONTAINS ANIME''' <s>(scroll to see the full docs)</s>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:DoKumentation.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:マニフェスト.pdf</pdf></center>

== Ze Shooting ==

{{Notice|[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k08kcbbu.mp4 Watch the stream here!] [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ay73byxm.mp4 And here's it translated but in lower quality.]}}

After "careful planning", On the 9th of October ([[Jews|Yom Kippur]] hahahaha!) our crusader posted his livestream link to that one imageboard in preperation for what would be the biggest fail to grace our eyes.

The livestream begins and we get a shot of his camera just pointing downwards to the crusty interior of his car, whilst he proceeds to do fucking nothing for 4 minutes until finally picking up the camera and introduces himself. He then proceeds to do fucking nothing for a little longer until finally beginning his journey to the local ZOG whilst blasting [[Mr. Bond]] through the radio.

He arrives at the 'gogue and with his "guns" and attempts to open the wooden door before realizing its locked. He pushes, kicks and shoots the door whilst shouting "Fack!" and "Scheiße!" like a 12-year old losing at [[Counter-Strike]]. Realizing his physical strength is not a match for the wooden door, he whips out his shitty explosives and tries to bust it open, which doesn't work. Because Stephan is being loud as fuck, an old white German granny carrying a bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] ([[gamer]] approved!™) in her bag walks by and [[trolls]] him about the loud noise he is making, Stephan responds by fumbling with his shitty "gun" and shooting her which causes a bunch of dust to spew from the "gun".

After trying the door again, he walks up to the granny's body and shoots it again for some fucking reason, wasting ammo and also shooting his own car tire in the process. LOL! Keep in mind, the jews inside of the synagogue are watching all this occur from the CCTV, probably [[Rofl|rofling]] at his incompetence.

Stephan then stumbles around to a different pathway to the synagogue (which leads to MORE LOCKED DOORS LOL) before going back to the street and shooting the same wooden doors with his "shotgun" whichs fails again. A random car drives past which he shoots at for no fucking reason. Realizing he has been [[cucked]] by a wooden door, he drives away in shame to a Turkish kebab shop, he throws a shitty bomb into the shop which kills a random customer.

He goes in and fails to shoot anybody as they all run into the backroom, he shoots a crying employee in the head which didn't even kill the guy. He leaves and gets into his car which he cant even drive cause of his fucked tire, gets shot in the neck by police, discards the camera on the side of the road, running for it before getting [[v&]]. He will forever be known as '''Door Cuck'''. What an absolute [[failure]].

== Loadout ==

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*'''Primary''': 9mm Luty Submachine Gun
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*Armed forces experience, sight, jams 80% of the time and included with dust-spewing technology. '''13 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': 12-gauge Slam-Blast Shotgun
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*Much more reliable and simple than the Luty, yet he still managed to fumble it. '''20 Damage'''
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*'''Tersiary''': Single shot .38 special pistol
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*He used this weapon to shoot someone in the head, which didn't work since he had to use the shotgun 3 times.'''1 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Took ages for police to catch up to him. '''Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)'''
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
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== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|2|Two of his own people|0|Too bad for his guns!|2|[[Brenton Tarrant]] wannabe and inspired [[Payton Gendron]] to stream it, got cucked by a door|3|Basically forgotten in Germany and for some shit imageboard no one knows about.|12|[[Adolf Hitler|Sieg Heil’d]] in court, tried to escape prison twice|19|F|DOOR CUCK}}

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== Aftermath ==
[[File:BallietMugshot.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Balliet's mugshot. Notice the bandage on his neck from getting shot lol.]]
After a super long epic police chase, he got [[V&|epicly v&'d]] and was escorted to a POLIZI [[helicopter|choppa]]. 14 months later, he went to court and is now serving the life sentence for his two frags and [[Lies|"50" attempted murders]], the judge called this act a cowardly one.

He tried to escape his medium security prison but got caught, which led to him being moved to a maximum security prison, which shows this guy will keep failing even in the doghouse. He also held 2 guards hostage once with a gun made out of ...paper? Don't ask how because we don't fucking know.

This guy was an retard who used malfunctioning guns, made practically no plans beforehand and livestreamed his "attack" in attempt to be remembered, but now years after this ordeal (at the time of writing) nobody remembers him, except for retards like you and I, Stephan will now spend the rest of his life in a box, he ruined his life for practically nothing. '''ROT IN JAIL DOOR CUCK'''

== Gallery ==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:BallietArsenal.png|Wtf gunz
Image:BallietDrip.jpeg|His drip
File:StephanShotInNeck.jpg|Stephan after getting shot in the neck by Polizi
file:HalleSurveillance.jpeg|Surveillance photo
File:WoodenDoorHalle.jpg|The hero of the story, lol
File:BallietMugshot.jpg|Mugshot of Stephan
File:StephanCourt.jpeg|Stephan in court
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{{cg|Memes|cg2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
file:StephanWaifu.jpeg|”Mai waifu”
file:OAGvsJewDoor.png|Jew door is the winnar!
file:NIvsJewDoor.jpeg|Same meme, jewish victory.
file:Virsteph.jpeg|
file:ChadGermanGranny.jpeg|Rest in Peace Granny
file:StephanDOORED.jpeg|White Boy is CUCKED HARD by a '''BJD'''
file:StepehenYNAK.jpeg|You need a key, retard.
file:HalleGrannyAnime.png
File:True and honest doom.png
File:BallietFAIL.gif
File:AnimatioBalliet.png
File:BallietBOOM.mp4
</gallery>
|}}

== See Also ==
*[[White Nationalism]] - What he stands for.
*[[Germany]] - Where he lives.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - One of his inspirations and a much better example of what Europe has to offer.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His other inspiration.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Drunk guy who got a better score by shooting up a spic-infested Walmart.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - Breivik's failson who somehow did even worse than Door Cuck.
*[[John Earnest]] - Got a lower score, but was somehow less embarrassing.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack and write his name on his guns.
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - Shot up a mosque.
*[[William Atchison]] - Another failure who got cucked by an inanimate object.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - Shot up a synagogue successfully, unlike Door Cuck.

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Halle_synagogue_shooting|Wikipedia article}}
*'''[https://3speak.tv/watch?v=fatalforceanon/owgxqwix The full livestream]'''
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/other/post/70703/livestreamed-mass-attacks Higher quality version]'''
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/13984/germany-halle-synagogue-shooting-stephan-balliet Livestream with English subtitles]'''

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High Score

2024-11-17T00:11:35Z

RkNAME: Replace Notable Losers, Hack'N'Slash, and Spore tables with links because of time outs

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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
|The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.|[[TJ Lane]]
|You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenceless people.|[[Cho Seung Hui]]
|God told me to eat Leung's colon.|[[Lam Kor Wan]]
|Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.|[[Brenton Tarrant]]
|This is payback day!|[[George Hennard]]
|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|[[Baruch Goldstein]]
|On the gun [license] application form I stated: “hunting deer”. It would have been tempting to just write the truth; “executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors” just to see their reaction:P|[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
|I understand what they felt... [[Epic Win|I have no sympathy for them.]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]
|Screw your optics, I'm going in.|[[Robert Bowers]]
|Meme magic is real. May the LORD Christ be with you all.|[[John Earnest]]
|I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points.|[[Adam Lanza]]
|You will die next.|[[Mr. Saari]]
|Today is the day. The day that it all begins. The day of my massacre shall begin. All the kids in school will run and fear and hide. From the wrath of my power they will know who I am. I am nothing. I am no one. My life is nothing and meaningless. Everything that I hold dear I let go beyond your half. Every day I see the world ending another day. I live a lone life, live in seclusion and solitude. I hate everyone and everything. With the power of my AR you will all know who I am.|[[Nikolas Cruz]]
|If you're going to do something, do it well.|[[Charles Manson]]
|I feel Manson was possessed by demons and I think I was possessed by the same spirit that Charles Manson was possessed by. The psychiatrists called it shared madness. That is, we were all in one devil and we did what the devil said do. I am not blaming what I did on him, or evil spirits. I yielded myself to it, so I take the blame.|[[Charles Manson#The Manson Family|Tex Watson]]
|About 26.5 hours from now the judgement will begin. Difficult but not impossible, necessary, nervewracking & fun. What fun is life without a little death? It's interesting, when i'm in my human form, knowing i'm going to die. Everything has a touch of triviality to it.|[[Dylan Klebold]]
|Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, and how fucking weak I am and shit. Well, I will get you all back, ultimate fucking revenge here. You people should have showed me more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like a senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.|[[Eric Harris]]
|[[ALL CAPS|EVERYBODY DIES, MOTHERFUCKERS]].|[[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
|YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FEMINIST'S, AND I HATE FEMINIST'S!|[[Marc Lepine]]
|No one gets away from me.|[[Martin John Bryant]]
|}}

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't try to get yourself on this list]], [[William Atchison|retard]].

== [[Doom|FPS]] ==
=== Single Player ===
The VIP club of the [[Mass Shooting|21st century gold standard of murder]]. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of [[lulz]] that appears to have no end in sight.

''Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that [[feminists]] should strive to break, it's this one.''
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1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. [[Abortion|Spawn kill]] bonus

4. At least one of the commies Breivik, Fuji, and Kozák were targeting [[Epic Win|happened to die]] [[Lulz|attempting to escape]]. For Fuji and Kozák, it's 1. For Breivik, it's 2.

5. 2 survivors an hero'd a year after his High Score attempt (their deaths don't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High Score attempts. However, Breivik and Woo managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Woo became an hero [[Lulz|with his hostages via grenade]]), whereas Roslyakov [[Fail|only saddled them with extra medical bills]].

7. 14 in the University, 2 in the Klánovice Forest 6 days earlier and his father. 

8. [[Epic Win|Escaped]]. 

9. Efficiency Rank (Direct kills by player+Indirect kills)/(Injuries by player+Direct kills by player)
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=== Co-Op Mode ===
Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.
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1. Killed by police.

2. [[Pwnt|Executed]].

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.'''{{wikilink|Beslan_school_siege|}}'''" One was lynched by [[NORP|civilians]].

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a [[School Shooting|school shooter]], however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seeing their mother slaughtered in front of them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves.

9. The Order's leader, Bob Mathews, died in a shootout with police a few weeks later. Other members would later die in prison, as well.

10. Yuri Dovgan and Alexander Kochetkov were both shot dead by a fellow soldier after committing the double murders.

11. Was too much of a pussy to kill himself and was shot by his teammate.

12. An heroed in prison.

13. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

14. Killed by civilians.
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== [[Bomberman_(Game)|Bomberman]] ==
Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.
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1. McVeigh was [[Pwnt|executed by lethal injection]] in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution [[Lulz|"it's still 168 to 1 so I still win"]].

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because [[Dumbass|he didn't run away in time]].

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, [[Epic Fail|only set people's hair on fire]].

6. The [[retard]] attempted a [[An Hero|suicide bombing]], [[Epic Fail|killing no one]], not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a [[Lulz|heart attack]].

8. [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Carini]] only managed to blast off one of his own hands and a few fingers on the other one.

9. Later found drowned.

10. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

11. Killed by police.

12. It is unknown if they were responsible for the attack, but [[Some argue|some suspect]] that they might have.
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== Microsoft Flight Simulator ==
The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
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1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

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==Carmageddon==
Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.
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1. He was released in 2001, and ultimately died in 2009 from the [[Irony|same method that he scored with]]; being hit by a truck.

2. The lone surviving victim had seizures from the damage and died in 2016.
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==[[Civilization|Sid Meier's Civilization]]==
The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.
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1. [[Holocaust denial|Disputed]]. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that [[Dub_the_Dew|he did anything wrong]].

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]]

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. Number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. '''{{wikilink|Rettig_Report|}}''' '''{{wikilink|Valech_Report|}}''' [http://necrometrics.com/tyrants.htm Source]

4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

5. Ongoing
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== [[Cults|Great Prophet(s)]] ==
Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.
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== [[Fire|Fire Emblem]] ==
The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.
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1. Two of them were released early on good behavior.
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== [[Serial killer|Tactical Espionage Action]] ==
Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.
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== Trauma Center ==
The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.
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== Sniper Elite ==
Silent but deadly. These guys won't hesitate to 360 noscope trickshot you IRL. High concentration of Sovietfags.
'''NOTE''': Only soldiers are allowed on here and not normalfags who did their kills with sniper rifles such as [[Charles Whitman]] or the DC snipers.
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== RollerCoaster Tycoon ==
Trust these parks with your children's lives.
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==Ship Simulator Extremes==
These are the lulziest ships that ever touched the sea. Trust them and you'll receive a 100% discount ticket. You can see this leaderboard is full of [[British|Britfags]].
{{:High_Score/Ship_Simulator_Extremes}}

== [[Gran Turismo]] ==
These are the most lulziest vehicle race tracks to evar exist in teh earth.
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== [[Plague Inc]]: Evolved ==
{{:High_Score/Plague_Inc:_Evolved}}

==Hack'N'Slash==
''"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions."'' In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.

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'''<big><big><big>→ [[High Score/Hack'N'Slash|CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE HACK'N'SLASH TABLE]] ←</big></big></big>'''

== [[Kerbal Space Program]] ==
The rarest and most expensive way to attempt high scores.
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==[[Spore]]==
Playing as a god wasn't a good idea when they generated these animals. Some of them, would have a official high score rank, but they are only animals.
'''NOTE''': They need to go Amok, like the casual high score.

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== Walkthrough ==
=== Difficulty Levels ===

'''Easy:''' This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:
*Libraries
*Nursing homes
*Any [[liberal|liberal's]] house
*Public parks
**Even easier (Pacific mode): Children's parks
*[[School Shooting|Schools]]
**Even easier (Pacific mode): [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Elementary schools]]
*Swimming pools (as well as beaches)
*Gun free zones
*Bowling Alleys
*Churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples
*Orphanage
'''Countries and regions'''
*Himalayan countries
**Bhutan
**Nepal
**Myanmar
**<s>China</s>
**<s>Pakistan</s>
*Europe
**Austria (Pacific mode)
**Britain
**Czech Republic (Pacific mode)
**Denmark (Pacific mode)
**Finland (Pacific mode)
**France
**Germany
**Greece
**Italy
**Norway (Pacific mode)
**Spain
**Switzerland (Pacific mode)
**Sweden
*Japan (Pacific mode)
*New Zealand
*New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
*Oregon, USA
'''Medium:''' Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including [[Aurora Theater Shooting|James Holmes]], [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charles Whitman]] and [[Andrea Pignani]]. Places include:
*Hospitals
*Malls
*Rooftops
*Africa (Rich countries)
*[[College]]s
*Theatres (as well as cinemas)
*Detention centers
*Train stations
'''Countries and regions'''
*Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
*Midwest (US Servers)
*London (UK server)
*Birmingham (UK server)
'''Nightmare Mode:''' Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were [[Fort Hood|Major Malik Nadal Hasan]], who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 '''{{wikilink|1996_Timika_shooting|in an Indonesian airport}}''' and [[Salvador Ramos]].
Locations include:
*Airports
*Government offices
*Gun stores / shows
*Shooting ranges
*Sports stadiums
*International borders
*Military bases
*Walmart
*Police stations (as well as [[Fat|Doughnut shops]] by extension)
'''Countries and regions'''
*Texas
*Florida
*Africa (poor countries)
*Israel
*Palestine
*Alabama
*Wyoming
*Syria
*Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

=== How to Get The High Score ===
# Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
# Take some cues from [[Charles Whitman]] and start at home. By killing [[your mom]] and [[dad]], you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife or a brother/sister, but this is [[you]] we're talking about.
# Play violent video games ([[Grand Theft Auto]], [[Ryan Lambourn|Ryan Lambourn games]], Hitman and [[Manhunt]] series and FPS games like [[Doom]], [[Call of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Halo]], etc...) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, [[Slipknot]], Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Rob Zombie etc...). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
# It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand [[1984]] style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
# It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. '''This does not count as a kill''', but it does make you [[an hero]].
# '''DON'T USE A .22'''
# In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
# Shoot and/or stab people '''in the brainstem and the cerebellum'''. Not the forebrain, or anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women (especially pregnant) as opposed to adults and teenagers.
# If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife, a thick knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
# If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
# If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
# Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
# Don't tell anyone about your plans, dont give hints and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive or a notebook.
# <s>[https://www.lollershop.com/ Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website.] You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction.</s> (dead)

== Hall of Shame ==
=== Notable Losers ===
FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list (again fat Americans everywhere). Typically under 15 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.
Notice the extreme abundance of Amerifags.

'''Tip: Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him [[High_Score/Loserinfo|here]].'''

{{notice|This table has been replaced with a link because it is too big and would otherwise display the error '''Lua error: Internal error: The interpreter has terminated with signal "24".'''}}
'''<big><big><big>→ [[High Score/Notable Losers|CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE NOTABLE LOSERS TABLE]] ←</big></big></big>'''

=== Absolute Fucking Failures ===
These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a ''single kill''! They are the [[Polygon]] of real life. (Again fat Amerifags everywhere).

'''<big><big><big>→ [[High Score/Absolute Fucking Failures|CLICK HERE IF YOU GET AN ERROR]] ←</big></big></big>'''

{{:High_Score/Absolute_Fucking_Failures}}

=== King of all losers ===

{| class="wikitable"
! RANK
!
! LOSER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
|  9,999,999,999,999
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Our own ED admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
</center>

|}

</center>

== See Also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Crime]]
*[[Hitler Unit]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Serial Killers]]

{{High Scores}}
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[[Category:Crime]]

Bob8466

2024-07-30T04:24:41Z

RkNAME: /* External Links */ Replace video links with external links

{{spoiler|BOB DIED FOR OUR SINS}}
{{nevar}} 
{{an hero}} 

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Bob8466'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Powerword]]:'''|Carter Boyles}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Cedar Rapids, [[Iowa]] [[File:Iowaflag.png|25px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[2000]]/[[2001]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 10, [[2016]] (aged 15)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[School|High school student]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, Glock mouthwash}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[For the lulz]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Bob8466''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Carter Boyles''') (a.k.a. {{Steam|76561198123044756|Al22}}) was a [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old boy]] who hailed from Cedar Rapids, [[Iowa]]. Carter was close to snapping and committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]] at [[school|Jefferson High School]], on September 9, [[2016]]. It is believed that he was calmly talked down from [[going postal]], instead unfortunately choosing to take his own life and becoming [[an hero]] to us all. Investigators have learned that he had a notable presence on the [[Internets]], and was a lurker of [[Encyclopædia_Dramatica|ED]] and a member of our [[Steam]] group.

== YouTube ==

He had a [[YouTube]] account where he published several videos relating to simulated [[mass shootings]], the profilr picture of the account being yet another picture which was publicly released of [[Cho Seung-Hui]], depicted in a [[Home Depot]] outfit. His following was rather small; he only had about 40-50 subscribers before he committed suicide. During the time that he was alive, a lot of the videos that were made consisted of him going on [[Garry's Mod]] and emulating the [[Columbine|Columbine massacre]] over and over again, along with playing other violent [[video games]] and making up massacres of his own—for examples, a shooting at the post office in [[Grand Theft Auto V]], or a [[high school]] massacre in [[Postal 2]]. [[Nobody cares|Nobody really gave a fuck]] because it's been done 9,002 times before, but it does get funnier every time by the [[libtards]] who become infuriated by those types of videos. However, some suspicion was rightfully aroused after he published [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaJ-kkQ6ORs a video] called [[Jeff Weise|target practice]], where he shoots a bottle with a crossbow. If you look closely, you'll notice a picture of [[Hillary Clinton]] covers the bottle. Some concern was raised after the video due to him [[Dumbfuckistan|having easy access to weaponry]]. As time went on, more macabre lulzy videos were released. Then, he graduated to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PAGTZjIw04 use of pellet guns].

A few weeks later, he released footage from [[Uwe Boll]]'s (then)-newly released movie, ''Rampage 3''. The ''Rampage'' series is about a psychotic young man, [[Who?|Bill Williamson]], who goes on a killing spree in a fit of [[terrorism]] and features extreme radicalization speeches. The movies [[Jack Thompson|were likely what inspired]] Bob to try out for the [[High Score]]. '''A major warning sign''' occurred when Bob released camera footage of his school, on September 8, 2016. Viewers expressed grave concern over the video: a user named Cannibal posted "This is a little bit Worrying", and another, Opteron stated: "bob, don't do stupid things!". '''Just a few days''' after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSDXJRBHTQ the video] was posted, Bob committed suicide at the site of his school.

{{videoframe|Videos|background:none;|font-weight: bold;
|‎[[File:Bob8466School.mp4|center|640px]]'''Bob walking through his school. [https://archive.today/v1INp Read the comments here.]'''
|‎[[File:Bob8466TargetPractice.mp4|center|640px]]'''Target practice'''}}

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File:Bob8466newsarticle.jpg|The news article
File:Bob8466youtubecap.jpg|Screencap of his youtube
File:Bob8466youtubevideos.jpg|His videos
</gallery></center>

== Steam / ED Connection ==

Bob was a member of our official [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/encyclopediadramatica_se Steam group], but we aren't aware of any posts made by him. His online friends often linked to ED articles and discussed them; Bob was likely a lurker on our site and didn't have an account (at least if he does, then we don't know it). Bob's memory was honored by ED by permanently making him the player of the week in our group, and many of the users have [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|paid respects]] to the fallen soldier.

Bob was also nominated for the 2016 [[Golden iPod]], an award held annually on ED for those have committed suicide in lulzy manners. Unfortunately, he lost to some [[Tiziana Cantone|random Italian woman]] who an hero'd after videos of her sucking loads of different mens dicks were spread online. Better luck next time.

<center><gallery>
File:Bob8466steam.jpg|EDiots respond to the news
File:Bob8466steamprofile.png|His $team profile
File:Bob8466pressftopayrespects.jpeg|Press F to pay respects
</gallery></center>

== 4chan ==
Somehow somebody on [[4chan]] found out about Bob's situation and {{Archive|uAIu2|created a [[pol/|/pol/]] thread}}, which brought in hundreds of replies. Countless [[trolls]] flooded his channel and shitposted in his comments section, and initiated a minor civil war; Cedar Rapids locals downvoted Bob's videos and [[BAWWW]]'d about the trolls and insulted Bob, whilst the 4chan troll army upvoted his shit and [[I did it for the lulz|left a lot of insensitive and mean spirited remarks]]. He has been crowned the ''Prince Of /pol/'' due to his similar sense of humor to the [[Hivemind]]. Internet comrades of Bob can attest that he was likely a /pol/lack and probably visited [[b/|/b/]] and [[r9k|/r9k/]] as well.

<center><gallery>
File:Bob8466onpol.jpg|Screencap of the /pol/ thread.
File:Bob8466onpol2.jpg|/pol/lacks discover his [[Hillary Clinton]] target.
File:Bob8466onpol3.jpg|/pol/lacks words of wisdom.
File:Bob8466onpol4.jpg|/pol/lack points out how much the [[NSA]] fails.
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{dediot}}
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Golden iPod]] - Eligible for the 2016 edition
*[[Hell]] ([[Arizona]]) - Where he will end up, due to being an atheist
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Columbiners]]
*[[William Atchison]] - His online friend, also a fellow Encyclopedia Dramatican, who at least didn't fucking pussy out

==External Links==

===Bob's e-footprints===
*<s>{{yt|u|pokemaster9550|YouTube account}}</s> Terminated {{archive|uj8zj}} {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/pokemaster9550/videos|20170214073446}}
*{{Archive|v1INp|Comments on his last video}}
*{{Steam|76561198123044756|Steam account}}
*{{archiveorg|Bob8466YoutubeVideos|Incomplete archive of his videos (login required)}}
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tkr2bzoa.mp4 Gmod Office Massacre]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/b9examjc.mp4 Gmod movie theater massacre]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/6wja7a3l.mp4 Gmod Columbine map]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/48ftwcpb.mp4 warrior-disturbed]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/w7wz6fq.mp4 target practice]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/x1z4ap26.mp4 ULSA shooting GTA5]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/0ncdi0px.mp4 LS Post Office Shooting GTA5]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/z2q8gyju.mp4 gmod college massacre]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/yz5o5swh.mp4 Rampage President Down news station shooting]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/npu16nxv.mp4 school]

===News Articles===
*[http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Police-investigating-online-postings-after-Jefferson-suicide--393184581.html Police investigating online postings after Jefferson suicide] {{Archive|GgmnV}}
*[http://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/jefferson-high-principal-addresses-students-to-ease-fears-in-wake-of-suicide-at-school-20160914 Jefferson High principal addresses students to ease fears in wake of suicide at school] {{Archive|C9owL}}
*[http://cedarrapidsdefender.press/jefferson-suicide-victim-filmed-walkthrough-before-shooting/ Jefferson Suicide Victim Filmed Walkthrough Before Shooting] {{Archive|u432t}}
*[http://khak.com/courtlin-speaks-out-about-suicide/ Courtlin Speaks Out About Suicide] {{Archive|aE2GA}}
*[http://www.kwwl.com/story/33315685/2016/10/Tuesday/college-students-start-conversation-about-suicide-and-mental-health College students start conversation about suicide and mental health] {{Archive|sohSn}}
*[http://www.schoolnewsnetwork.org/index.php/2016-17/friend-s-message-suicide-real/ A Friend’s Message on Suicide: ‘This is For Real’] {{Archive|tR9K3}}
*[http://www.wilx.com/content/news?article=397310111 Mother and daughter raise money to stop bullying] {{Archive|emIoh}}

===Misc Shit===
*{{Archive|uAIu2|4chan /pol/ thread}}
*[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/encyclopediadramatica_se/discussions/0/350542683188395937/ Steam Group Discussion - Press F to pay respects] {{Archive|1tu4u}}
*[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/encyclopediadramatica_se#announcements/detail/990053830258707502 In fond memory of Al22] {{Archive|nYQrL}}
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t3907-bob8466-planner-of-mass-shooting Bob8466, planner of mass shooting] - Columbine forum thread {{Archive|XsyZN}} {{Wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t3907-bob8466-planner-of-mass-shooting|20180115093531|title=Earlier archive}}
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t7704-bod8466-carter-boyles-videos Bod8466/Carter Boyles videos] - Columbine forum thread {{Archive|Yvd0u}}

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{{psychopaths}}
{{Valve}}
{{columbine}}
{{ytseries}}
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[[Category:2016]]

File:Bob8466TargetPractice.mp4

2024-07-30T04:20:44Z

RkNAME: RkNAME uploaded File:Bob8466TargetPractice.mp4

== Summary ==
{{Information
|description=Carter Boyles (Bob8466) using a crossbow to shoot at a bottle with an image of Hillary Clinton
|source=https://archive.org/details/Bob8466YoutubeVideos}}

File:Bob8466School.mp4

2024-07-30T04:20:03Z

RkNAME: RkNAME uploaded File:Bob8466School.mp4

== Summary ==
{{Information
|description=Carter Boyles (Bob8466) walking through his school
|source=https://archive.org/details/Bob8466YoutubeVideos}}

User:RkNAME

2024-07-22T22:44:45Z

RkNAME: Contributions

==About me==
[[Katy|Hi, I'm new.]] Love archives, hate censorship. I was also on .online and .top.

===Userboxes===
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:- '''[[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]]''' ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 19:12, 27 April 2024 (EDT)

==My contributions==

{{Wayback|https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Contributions/RkNAME|20240227214604|title=Some from .online}} {{Wayback|https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Contributions/RkNAME|20240418143122|title=More from .online}} (Rip videos on .gay)

Apparently you can search for imported edits: [https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Special%3AContributions&target=imported%3ERkNAME&namespace=all&tagfilter=&start=&end=&limit=50 imported>RkNAME]

I added automatic row numbering to the [[High Score]] page by stealing from Wikipedia

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<td>[[Timur Bekmansurov]] ✦ [[Halle synagogue shooting]] ✦ [[Dylann Storm Roof]] ✦ [[Payton Gendron]] ✦ [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] ✦ [[Aaron Bushnell]] ✦ [[Chris Dorner]] ✦ [[Reddit]] ✦ [[Archive.org]] ✦ [[Template:Archive]] ✦ [[Template:Archiveorg]] ✦ [[An hero]]
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==Other Users==
*'''[[User:Xv|Xv]]''' - Pretty cool guy (We miss you)
*'''[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' - Another pretty cool guy

Thomas Matthew Crooks

2024-07-22T06:57:00Z

RkNAME: More searches

{{conspiracy}}
{{achtung|THE TIN FOIL HATS ARE SAYING THAT CROOKS IS PART OF A REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY TO GET TRUMP RE-ELECTED}}
{{quote|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thomas Matthew Crooks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 13, 2024 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]]}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:Thomas Matthew Crooks Big Forhead.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Admit it girls, you would ride his tater tot.</center>]]

Inept and a complete [[Retard|fuck-up as an assassin]], the [[Pennsylvania|Appalachian love child]] '''Thomas Matthew Crooks''' (a.k.a. '''[[JFK|Ree Tardy Oswald]]''') obviously played one too many games of [https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/ghost-recon/breakpoint Ghost Recon Breakpoint] rather than going to shoot at the range and learning to factor in conditions such as wind, or just [[fuck]]ing learning to shoot, because he completely missed [[The Donald|his target]] who was a little more than 120 meters from him. (For the [[Americans]] and [[Asperger|aspie retards]] reading this - who haven't had any experiences further than their own front lawn because they're not allowed to cross the street - that's a little more than a [[Handegg|football]] field and is approximately equivalent to hitting a paper plate at the opposite end of a football field.)

Now before you go running to the [[FBI]] to try and get us [[Party Van]]ned, WE DO NOT CONDONE THIS! [[Lulz|What's tickling our funny bone]] is that Thomas Matthew Crooks is what happens when that quiet, [[nerd]]y, and needy kid who walks through [[School|high school]] invisible and can't even get the attention of a [[bully]], grows up to live in his parents' [[basement]] and is constantly reminded by [[Your Mom|mommy]] and [[Your Dad|daddy]] that he is a [[You|complete failure]] of a man. While his parents compare his life to what they had achieved by his age, he just wakes up one day and says [[Fuck|"Fuck it!"]] and gives up on life. Having accomplished nothing of importance, he decides to go down having done [[Assassination|one monumental event that gets him noticed]].

== The Shooting ==

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[[File:Trump shooting secret service.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:CoreyComperatore.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The only rally attendee who was pwned.</center>]]

For some reason, [[Fag|Thomas Matthew Crooks's]] father, despite being a licensed counselor in the [[Incest|incestuous]] state of [[Pennsylvania]], saw no reason what-so-ever to question buying his [[Masturbation|chronically masturbating]], hands rubbing, and talking to himself son a wonderful, [[USA|American]] made [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] rifle with the excuse that it'd be used at the Clairton Sportsmen’s Club in greater [[Pittsburgh]], two months before the [[Trump|attempted assassination]] of our future god-emperor [[Donald Trump]].

While Trump was showing his supporters a chart, Thomas Matthew Crooks fired a shot that [[Mexico|illegally crossed into the rally]], striking former god-emperor Trump in the ear just as he turned his head. As expected, after hearing the shot, the [[Government|Secret Service]], ready to take a bullet for our former President, surrounded [[Trump]] and quickly led him from the stage to safety.

What had some officials' [[Pantyshot|panties]] in a bunch was that this assassination attempt was even allowed to happen. Both [[Republican]]s and [[Leftard|Democrats]] agree that there was some fault in security that allowed a [[Insane|crazy-ass]] shooter to get within 120 meters of the former [[President]] with a weapon and fire 8 shots.

Homeland Security Secretary [[Spic|Alejandro N. Mayorkas]] called the attempted assassination a “failure”, and in reality, every officer there will have their [[Cell Phone|smart phones]] quietly confiscated to see who was playing [[Angry Birds]] when they should have been protecting a [[President|Presidential Candidate]].

Trying to make the assassination attempt on [[Trump]] all about himself, President Joe Biden was quoted as saying, "Jill and I are grateful to the Secret Service for getting him to safety. There's no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it."

After the shooting, it was revealed that [https://nypost.com/2024/07/19/us-news/trump-shooter-thomas-matthew-crooks-last-online-search-was-for-porn/ Thomas' last online search was for porn], raising his shot count to 11 (EDiots are currently using a [[Ouija Board]] to figure out what he was cocking his other rifle to).

He was also discovered to have made [[Gay|searches for Ethan Crumbley]], explosive-building instructions, the date of the Democratic National Convention, and [[Depression|major depressive disorder]]. With his lack of a manifesto and extreme political views, he likely [[Centrist|didn't care which political side he hurt]] as long as he went down in history.

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== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

[[File:Thomas Crooks diploma.jpg|right|250px]]

Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[Nazi|white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex|bump-bump]] with him.

[[Dying alone]], [[Loser|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.

People that were aware of him described him as a recluse who only came out to walk around their neighborhood wearing headphones and interacting with no one. Others said that the only time you really saw someone outside his house for an extended period of time was when the [[House|lawn]] needed mowing.

Unlike 99% of [[Zoomers]] his age, Thomas had little known social media presence, with only an inactive [[Discord]] account that was [[Delete fucking everything|BALEETED]]!!! upon discovery. Instead of arguing about politics online, he spent his time on the computer gayming, learning to code, and playing [[chess]].

Proudly graduating from Bethel Park High School in 2022, his peers described him as quiet, friendly, and a [[Nerd|good student]], unlike one of those silent, [[Lolumbine|trenchcoat]]-wearing school shooters. No one imagined he was capable of even thinking about killing the former President.

Kylie Katilius, who lived up the street from Thomas, called him a danger and a threat on the shooting range when he tried out for his [[School shooting|high school shooting team]]. She was quoted as saying, "If he was on lane seven, he was shooting all the way over on lane one. Mistakes happen, but full on shooting a different wall, he had to be doing something big wrong." The school denied Thomas ever tried out for the team.

Kylie Katilus said that the shooting coach was infuriated by Thomas' lack of [[gun]] safety, and he would never be allowed on the team until he could show a minimal amount understanding of gun safety.

Julianna Grooms tells a different story, saying that Crooks was the target of bullies who nicknamed him "The School Shooter" and found it easy to make fun of him for his [[Kittens|poor hygiene]], because like most [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] shirt-wearing [[brony]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspies]], he thought that showering in [[When You're Chill With Everyone|Ass Body Spray]] would hide his stench and get him the girls.

After graduating [[School|high school]], and unlike so many of the people populating our [[High Score]] list, Thomas actually tried to better himself. He spent two years getting an Associate's Degree in Engineering Science from Alleghany County Community College, unaware that if you didn't have a diploma with a name at the top such as [[OSU]], [[Penn State Scandal|Penn State]], or [[Texas|Texas A & M]], you might as well be holding [[Toilet Paper Hoarding|a piece of freshly used toilet paper]] in your hand.

Much like so many with a useless community college or online degree, Thomas was able to pass a background check and find himself a minimum wage job that had him working at low pay for Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. His duties included handing out meals, cleaning up [[shit]] that the loose bowels of old people leave on the floor for him to clean up, or having to change the sheets and clothes of someone with a weak bladder that refuses a catheter because it means that they can't move around.

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{{frame|<center><big>'''A star student'''</big></center> 
[[File:CrooksBullied.mp4|400px]]
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== Critical Acclaim ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|CrooksVids|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>V-JQfgfLNAg</youtube>'''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Donnie's Bizzare Adventure]]'''</center>
|<youtube>GAnvLjavON0</youtube>'''Free advertising, [[amirite?]]'''</center>
|<youtube>YL9apblSQ-s</youtube>'''[[LOLWUT|This guy's Canadian btw]]'''</center>
|[[File:Jake Paul watches the shooting.mp4|700px]] '''[[Jake Paul]] reaction video'''</center>
|[[File:Totally real footage of the trump shooting.mp4|700px]] '''A faithful reenactment'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

<center><big>'''You've seen the mugshot merch, now get ready for...'''</big></center>
{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:ShootingMerch1.jpg
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[[File:Capitalism-aliensguy.jpg|300px|center]]

== The Famous Photograph ==

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{{quote|I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin|[[Trump|Soon To be elected God Emperor Trump]]}}
 
<center><big>'''Meme Spin-offs:'''</big></center>

{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
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File:TrumpAnimeHaremProtagonist.jpeg
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File:TrumpFurryShit.png
File:TrumpCommies.png
File:TrumpSenatorArmstrong.png
File:TrumpPose.png
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File:TrumpArt.jpeg
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This picture got so famous, it even has a {{Wikilink|Trump_raised-fist_photographs|Wikipedia}} page.

== The Conspiracy ==

Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[4Chan]] by an [[Anonymous]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill|Take The Shot]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.

{{Quote|<center>My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]</center>}}

[[File:Trump ear shot.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:Trump h8er n twitter.jpg|right|250px]]

The [[Tinfoil hats]] have another theory that includes brain washing and [[CIA]] funded [[MK ULTRA]] behavioral cues that existed on the [[Internets]].

They claim that the CIA programed people as early as 2016 to assassinate President Trump. Their job was to take him out during his second term and the trained behavior was reinforced with posts from [[Los Angeles|Celebrities]] like [[Tara Strong]] and [[Islam|Whoopi Goldburg]] who posted everyday that someone should save [[America]] by assassinating President Trump.

Because President Trump chose to not serve a second term in [[2020]], the [[Leftard|far left's]] plans had to be scrapped.

Seeing that Sleepy Joe wasn't doing well in the polls and was quickly losing trust with the voters because of his overtly senile actions, the far left triggered their '''''"Manchurian Candidate"''''' plan to kill Trump while he was on the Campaign Trail so he couldn't be elected in [[2024]].

This [[Conspiracy Theory]] is much like [[JFK]]'s with people claiming that the eight shots fired could be heard from different directions and more than one shooter being seen.

The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that shooting Trump's ear was to serve as a warning for him. The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that it was to show Trump that they can kill him no matter where he is.

=== Was Crooks the Real Shooter? ===

{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:MarkViolets.jpg|Within minutes of the shooting, [[4chan|reliable sources]] believed this greasy [[Italian|pastafag]] named '''Mark Violets''' to be the [[Antifa]]-aligned shooter
File:Maxwell Yearick.png|[[Some argue]] that the shooter more closely resembles a notorious anti-Trump protester by the name of '''Maxwell Yearick'''
File:It wasn't either one.png|4chan's analysis
File:NotCrooks.mp4|The spergy faggot in this video has also been purported to being Crooks, but it was later found out to just be a [[typical]] [[Arizona]] man - {{archive|rCVj4|source}}
File:Jewgazing troll.mp4|In the heat of the confusion, an [[IRL troll]] on [[X]] (formerly known as Twitter) known as '''jewgazing''' made a few lulzy troll posts pretending to be our protagonist
File:NotCrooks1.jpg|Another jewgazing photo
File:NotCrooks2.jpg|jewgazing again
File:FemboyCrooks.jpg|Possible tranny?
</gallery>}}

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|1|[[Collateral damage|Only killed 1 Trump supporter and injured 2 others]] alongside Trump himself|10|[[Trickshotting|Shot Trump in the ear of all places]]|20|"Fuck [[mass shootings]], [[Epic|I'm gonna kill the president]]."|20|[[EPIC WIN|INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY WITHIN MINUTES]]|20|Outsmarted the fucking [[SS|Secret Service]]|71|C-|One inch away from starting the [[WW3|Second American Civil War]]}}

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[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg|center|thumb|700px|<center><big><big>[[GTA|'''WASTED'''</big></big></center>]]]]

== See Also ==

*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
*[[Gun]]s
*[[Headshot]]
*[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]] - ED original videogame
*[[John F. Kennedy]] - Both had a single gunman but the tin foil hats claim that both have a great conspiracy attached to them.

== External Links ==
* '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
** {{Wikilink|Thomas_Matthew_Crooks|Thomas Matthew Crooks}}
** {{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump}}
* {{EDF|thread|2585|Thread}} on [[EDF6|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/|20240720083953}}
* [[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|20px]] '''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]] threads'''
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during Shooting MAGAthread] - {{archive|2SEmt}} {{wayback|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during|20240718120746}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/194077/photovideoinfo-dump-on-thomas-matthew-crooks Thomas Crooks media thread] - {{archive|tyDMw}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/194229/things-weve-learned-about-the-trump Thomas Crooks new info thread] - {{archive|GF13y}}
* [[File:4chan logo 1.png|20px]] '''/ASLG/ [[pol/|/pol/]] threads:''' [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474457601/ 1], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474485422/ 2], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474500159/ 3], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474515688/ 4], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474536305/ 5], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474566129/ 6], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474596868/ 7], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474610426/ 8], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474633734/ 9]
** [[Media:Screencapture-boards-4chan-org-pol-catalog-2024-07-13-19 14 02.png|The state of /pol/ exactly one hour after the shooting]]
* [https://trumplived.com/ '''trumplived.com'''] {{archive|XQYK9}}

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{{timeline|Featured article July 20 & July 21, [[2024]]|[[Destiny]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[I'M GONNA RAID ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]]}}

Thomas Matthew Crooks

2024-07-22T06:12:34Z

RkNAME: /* The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks */ Almost no social media

{{conspiracy}}
{{achtung|THE TIN FOIL HATS ARE SAYING THAT CROOKS IS PART OF A REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY TO GET TRUMP RE-ELECTED}}
{{quote|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thomas Matthew Crooks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 13, 2024 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]]}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:Thomas Matthew Crooks Big Forhead.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Admit it girls, you would ride his tater tot.</center>]]

Inept and a complete [[Retard|fuck-up as an assassin]], the [[Pennsylvania|Appalachian love child]] '''Thomas Matthew Crooks''' (a.k.a. '''[[JFK|Ree Tardy Oswald]]''') obviously played one too many games of [https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/ghost-recon/breakpoint Ghost Recon Breakpoint] rather than going to shoot at the range and learning to factor in conditions such as wind, or just [[fuck]]ing learning to shoot, because he completely missed [[The Donald|his target]] who was a little more than 120 meters from him. (For the [[Americans]] and [[Asperger|aspie retards]] reading this - who haven't had any experiences further than their own front lawn because they're not allowed to cross the street - that's a little more than a [[Handegg|football]] field and is approximately equivalent to hitting a paper plate at the opposite end of a football field.)

Now before you go running to the [[FBI]] to try and get us [[Party Van]]ned, WE DO NOT CONDONE THIS! [[Lulz|What's tickling our funny bone]] is that Thomas Matthew Crooks is what happens when that quiet, [[nerd]]y, and needy kid who walks through [[School|high school]] invisible and can't even get the attention of a [[bully]], grows up to live in his parents' [[basement]] and is constantly reminded by [[Your Mom|mommy]] and [[Your Dad|daddy]] that he is a [[You|complete failure]] of a man. While his parents compare his life to what they had achieved by his age, he just wakes up one day and says [[Fuck|"Fuck it!"]] and gives up on life. Having accomplished nothing of importance, he decides to go down having done [[Assassination|one monumental event that gets him noticed]].

== The Shooting ==

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[[File:Trump shooting secret service.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:CoreyComperatore.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The only rally attendee who was pwned.</center>]]

For some reason, [[Fag|Thomas Matthew Crooks's]] father, despite being a licensed counselor in the [[Incest|incestuous]] state of [[Pennsylvania]], saw no reason what-so-ever to question buying his [[Masturbation|chronically masturbating]], hands rubbing, and talking to himself son a wonderful, [[USA|American]] made [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] rifle with the excuse that it'd be used at the Clairton Sportsmen’s Club in greater [[Pittsburgh]], two months before the [[Trump|attempted assassination]] of our future god-emperor [[Donald Trump]].

While Trump was showing his supporters a chart, Thomas Matthew Crooks fired a shot that [[Mexico|illegally crossed into the rally]], striking former god-emperor Trump in the ear just as he turned his head. As expected, after hearing the shot, the [[Government|Secret Service]], ready to take a bullet for our former President, surrounded [[Trump]] and quickly led him from the stage to safety.

What had some officials' [[Pantyshot|panties]] in a bunch was that this assassination attempt was even allowed to happen. Both [[Republican]]s and [[Leftard|Democrats]] agree that there was some fault in security that allowed a [[Insane|crazy-ass]] shooter to get within 120 meters of the former [[President]] with a weapon and fire 8 shots.

Homeland Security Secretary [[Spic|Alejandro N. Mayorkas]] called the attempted assassination a “failure”, and in reality, every officer there will have their [[Cell Phone|smart phones]] quietly confiscated to see who was playing [[Angry Birds]] when they should have been protecting a [[President|Presidential Candidate]].

Trying to make the assassination attempt on [[Trump]] all about himself, President Joe Biden was quoted as saying, "Jill and I are grateful to the Secret Service for getting him to safety. There's no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it."

After the shooting, it was revealed that [https://nypost.com/2024/07/19/us-news/trump-shooter-thomas-matthew-crooks-last-online-search-was-for-porn/ Thomas' last online search was for porn], raising his shot count to 11 (EDiots are currently using a [[Ouija Board]] to figure out what he was cocking his other rifle to).

=== Gallery ===

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== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

[[File:Thomas Crooks diploma.jpg|right|250px]]

Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[Nazi|white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex|bump-bump]] with him.

[[Dying alone]], [[Loser|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.

People that were aware of him described him as a recluse who only came out to walk around their neighborhood wearing headphones and interacting with no one. Others said that the only time you really saw someone outside his house for an extended period of time was when the [[House|lawn]] needed mowing.

Unlike 99% of [[Zoomers]] his age, Thomas had little known social media presence, with only an inactive [[Discord]] account that was [[Delete fucking everything|BALEETED]]!!! upon discovery. Instead, he spent his time on the computer gayming, learning to code, and playing [[chess]].

Proudly graduating from Bethel Park High School in 2022, his peers described him as quiet and friendly, unlike one of those silent, [[Lolumbine|trenchcoat]]-wearing school shooters. No one imagined he was capable of even thinking about killing the former President.

Kylie Katilius, who lived up the street from Thomas, called him a danger and a threat on the shooting range when he tried out for his [[School shooting|high school shooting team]]. She was quoted as saying, "If he was on lane seven, he was shooting all the way over on lane one. Mistakes happen, but full on shooting a different wall, he had to be doing something big wrong." The school denied Thomas ever tried out for the team.

Kylie Katilus said that the shooting coach was infuriated by Thomas' lack of [[gun]] safety, and he would never be allowed on the team until he could show a minimal amount understanding of gun safety.

Julianna Grooms tells a different story, saying that Crooks was the target of bullies who nicknamed him "The School Shooter" and found it easy to make fun of him for his [[Kittens|poor hygiene]], because like most [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] shirt-wearing [[brony]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspies]], he thought that showering in [[When You're Chill With Everyone|Ass Body Spray]] would hide his stench and get him the girls.

After graduating [[School|high school]], and unlike so many of the people populating our [[High Score]] list, Thomas actually tried to better himself. He spent two years getting an Associate's Degree in Engineering Science from Alleghany County Community College, unaware that if you didn't have a diploma with a name at the top such as [[OSU]], [[Penn State Scandal|Penn State]], or [[Texas|Texas A & M]], you might as well be holding [[Toilet Paper Hoarding|a piece of freshly used toilet paper]] in your hand.

Much like so many with a useless community college or online degree, Thomas was able to pass a background check and find himself a minimum wage job that had him working at low pay for Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. His duties included handing out meals, cleaning up [[shit]] that the loose bowels of old people leave on the floor for him to clean up, or having to change the sheets and clothes of someone with a weak bladder that refuses a catheter because it means that they can't move around.

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{{frame|<center><big>'''A star student'''</big></center> 
[[File:CrooksBullied.mp4|400px]]
[[File:CrooksBIGCOCK.mp4|400px]]
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== Critical Acclaim ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|CrooksVids|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>V-JQfgfLNAg</youtube>'''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Donnie's Bizzare Adventure]]'''</center>
|<youtube>GAnvLjavON0</youtube>'''Free advertising, [[amirite?]]'''</center>
|<youtube>YL9apblSQ-s</youtube>'''[[LOLWUT|This guy's Canadian btw]]'''</center>
|[[File:Jake Paul watches the shooting.mp4|700px]] '''[[Jake Paul]] reaction video'''</center>
|[[File:Totally real footage of the trump shooting.mp4|700px]] '''A faithful reenactment'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

<center><big>'''You've seen the mugshot merch, now get ready for...'''</big></center>
{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:ShootingMerch1.jpg
File:ShootingMerch2.jpg
File:ShootingMerch3.jpg
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[[File:Capitalism-aliensguy.jpg|300px|center]]

== The Famous Photograph ==

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{{quote|I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin|[[Trump|Soon To be elected God Emperor Trump]]}}
 
<center><big>'''Meme Spin-offs:'''</big></center>

{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:TrumpWojak.png
File:TrumpMLP.png
File:TrumpFallout.png
File:TrumpFalloutAgain.png
File:TrumpFalloutAgainAgain.png
File:TrumpForTheKing.png
File:TrumpHalfLife2.png
File:TrumpAnimeHaremProtagonist.jpeg
File:TrumpArkKnightsOrSmthIDK.jpg
File:TrumpFurryShit.png
File:TrumpCommies.png
File:TrumpSenatorArmstrong.png
File:TrumpPose.png
File:TrumpWtf.jpg
File:TrumpPepe.jpeg
File:TrumpWinnieThePooh.png
File:TrumpArt.jpeg
File:Abechan.jpg
</gallery>}}

This picture got so famous, it even has a {{Wikilink|Trump_raised-fist_photographs|Wikipedia}} page.

== The Conspiracy ==

Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[4Chan]] by an [[Anonymous]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill|Take The Shot]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.

{{Quote|<center>My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]</center>}}

[[File:Trump ear shot.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:Trump h8er n twitter.jpg|right|250px]]

The [[Tinfoil hats]] have another theory that includes brain washing and [[CIA]] funded [[MK ULTRA]] behavioral cues that existed on the [[Internets]].

They claim that the CIA programed people as early as 2016 to assassinate President Trump. Their job was to take him out during his second term and the trained behavior was reinforced with posts from [[Los Angeles|Celebrities]] like [[Tara Strong]] and [[Islam|Whoopi Goldburg]] who posted everyday that someone should save [[America]] by assassinating President Trump.

Because President Trump chose to not serve a second term in [[2020]], the [[Leftard|far left's]] plans had to be scrapped.

Seeing that Sleepy Joe wasn't doing well in the polls and was quickly losing trust with the voters because of his overtly senile actions, the far left triggered their '''''"Manchurian Candidate"''''' plan to kill Trump while he was on the Campaign Trail so he couldn't be elected in [[2024]].

This [[Conspiracy Theory]] is much like [[JFK]]'s with people claiming that the eight shots fired could be heard from different directions and more than one shooter being seen.

The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that shooting Trump's ear was to serve as a warning for him. The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that it was to show Trump that they can kill him no matter where he is.

=== Was Crooks the Real Shooter? ===

{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:MarkViolets.jpg|Within minutes of the shooting, [[4chan|reliable sources]] believed this greasy [[Italian|pastafag]] named '''Mark Violets''' to be the [[Antifa]]-aligned shooter
File:Maxwell Yearick.png|[[Some argue]] that the shooter more closely resembles a notorious anti-Trump protester by the name of '''Maxwell Yearick'''
File:It wasn't either one.png|4chan's analysis
File:NotCrooks.mp4|The spergy faggot in this video has also been purported to being Crooks, but it was later found out to just be a [[typical]] [[Arizona]] man - {{archive|rCVj4|source}}
File:Jewgazing troll.mp4|In the heat of the confusion, an [[IRL troll]] on [[X]] (formerly known as Twitter) known as '''jewgazing''' made a few lulzy troll posts pretending to be our protagonist
File:NotCrooks1.jpg|Another jewgazing photo
File:NotCrooks2.jpg|jewgazing again
File:FemboyCrooks.jpg|Possible tranny?
</gallery>}}

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|1|[[Collateral damage|Only killed 1 Trump supporter and injured 2 others]] alongside Trump himself|10|[[Trickshotting|Shot Trump in the ear of all places]]|20|"Fuck [[mass shootings]], [[Epic|I'm gonna kill the president]]."|20|[[EPIC WIN|INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY WITHIN MINUTES]]|20|Outsmarted the fucking [[SS|Secret Service]]|71|C-|One inch away from starting the [[WW3|Second American Civil War]]}}

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[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg|center|thumb|700px|<center><big><big>[[GTA|'''WASTED'''</big></big></center>]]]]

== See Also ==

*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
*[[Gun]]s
*[[Headshot]]
*[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]] - ED original videogame
*[[John F. Kennedy]] - Both had a single gunman but the tin foil hats claim that both have a great conspiracy attached to them.

== External Links ==
* '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
** {{Wikilink|Thomas_Matthew_Crooks|Thomas Matthew Crooks}}
** {{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump}}
* {{EDF|thread|2585|Thread}} on [[EDF6|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/|20240720083953}}
* [[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|20px]] '''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]] threads'''
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during Shooting MAGAthread] - {{archive|2SEmt}} {{wayback|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during|20240718120746}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/194077/photovideoinfo-dump-on-thomas-matthew-crooks Thomas Crooks media thread] - {{archive|tyDMw}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/194229/things-weve-learned-about-the-trump Thomas Crooks new info thread] - {{archive|GF13y}}
* [[File:4chan logo 1.png|20px]] '''/ASLG/ [[pol/|/pol/]] threads:''' [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474457601/ 1], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474485422/ 2], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474500159/ 3], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474515688/ 4], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474536305/ 5], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474566129/ 6], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474596868/ 7], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474610426/ 8], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474633734/ 9]
** [[Media:Screencapture-boards-4chan-org-pol-catalog-2024-07-13-19 14 02.png|The state of /pol/ exactly one hour after the shooting]]
* [https://trumplived.com/ '''trumplived.com'''] {{archive|XQYK9}}

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{{timeline|Featured article July 20 & July 21, [[2024]]|[[Destiny]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[I'M GONNA RAID ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]]}}

Thomas Matthew Crooks

2024-07-21T01:06:32Z

RkNAME: Edit first two sections for wording and grammar

{{conspiracy}}
{{achtung|THE TIN FOIL HATS ARE SAYING THAT CROOKS IS PART OF A REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY TO GET TRUMP RE-ELECTED}}
{{quote|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thomas Matthew Crooks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 13, 2024 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]]}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:Thomas Matthew Crooks Big Forhead.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Admit it girls, you would ride his tater tot.</center>]]

Inept and a complete [[Retard|fuck up as an assassin]], the [[Pennsylvania|Appalachian love child]] '''Thomas Matthew Crooks''' (a.k.a. '''[[JFK|Ree Tardy Oswald]]'''), obviously played one too many games of [https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/ghost-recon/breakpoint Ghost Recon Breakpoint] rather then going to shoot at the range and learning to factor in conditions such as wind, or just [[fuck]]ing learn to shoot because he completely missed his target that was a little more than 120 meters from him. (For the [[Americans]] and [[Asperger|aspie retards]] reading this - who haven't had any experiences further than their own front lawn because they're not allowed to cross the street - that's a little more than a [[football]] field and is approximately equivalent to hitting a paper plate at the opposite end of a football field.)

Now before you go running to the [[FBI]] to try and get us [[Party Van]]ned, WE DO NOT CONDONE THIS! [[Lulz|What's tickling our funny bone]] is that Thomas Matthew Crooks is what happens when that quiet, [[nerd]]y and needy kid who walks through [[School|High School]] invisible and can't even get the attention of a [[bully]], grows up to live in his parents' [[basement]] and is constantly reminded by [[Your Mom|mommy]] and [[Your Dad|daddy]] that he is a [[You|complete failure]] of a man. While his parents compare his life to what they had achieved by his age, he just wakes up one day and says [[Fuck|"Fuck it!"]] and gives up on life. Having accomplished nothing of importance, he decides to go down having done one monumental event that gets him noticed.

== The Shooting ==

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[[File:Trump shooting secret service.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:CoreyComperatore.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The only rally attendee who was pwned.</center>]]

For some reason, [[Fag|Thomas Matthew Crooks's]] father, despite being a licensed counselor in the [[Incest|incestuous]] state of [[Pennsylvania]], saw no reason what-so-ever to question buying his [[Masturbation|chronically masturbating]], hands rubbing, and talking to himself son a wonderful, [[USA|American]] made [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] rifle with the excuse that it'd be used at the Clairton Sportsmen’s Club in greater [[Pittsburgh]], two months before the [[Trump|attempted assassination]] of our future god-emperor [[Donald Trump]].

While Trump was showing his supporters a chart, Thomas Matthew Crooks fired a shot that [[Mexico|illegally crossed into the rally]], striking former god-emperor Trump in the ear just as he turned his head. As expected, after hearing the shot, the [[Government|Secret Service]], ready to take a bullet for our former President, surrounded [[Trump]] and quickly led him from the stage to safety.

What had some officials' [[Pantyshot|panties]] in a bunch was that this assassination attempt was even allowed to happen. Both [[Republican]]s and [[Leftard|Democrats]] agree that there was some fault in security that allowed a [[Insane|crazy-ass]] shooter to get within 120 meters of the former [[President]] with a weapon and fire 8 shots.

Homeland Security Secretary [[Spic|Alejandro N. Mayorkas]] called the attempted assassination a “failure”, and in reality, every officer there will have their [[Cell Phone|smart phones]] quietly confiscated to see who was playing [[Angry Birds]] when they should have been protecting a [[President|Presidential Candidate]].

Trying to make the assassination attempt on [[Trump]] all about himself, President Joe Biden was quoted as saying, "Jill and I are grateful to the Secret Service for getting him to safety. There's no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it."

=== Gallery ===

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== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

[[File:Thomas Crooks diploma.jpg|right|250px]]

Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[Nazi|white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex|bump-bump]] with him.

[[Dying alone]], [[Loser|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.

People that were aware of him described him as a recluse who only came out to walk around their neighborhood wearing headphones and interacting with no one. Others said that the only time you really saw someone outside his house for an extended period of time was when the [[House|lawn]] needed mowing.

Proudly graduating from Bethel Park High School in 2022, his peers described him as quiet and friendly, unlike one of those silent, [[Lolumbine|trenchcoat]] wearing school shooters. No one imagined he was capable of even thinking about killing the former President.

Kylie Katilius, who lived up the street from Thomas, called him a danger and a threat on the shooting range when he tried out for his [[School shooting|high school shooting team]]. She was quoted as saying, "If he was on lane seven, he was shooting all the way over on lane one. Mistakes happen, but full on shooting a different wall, he had to be doing something big wrong."

Kylie Katilus said that the shooting coach was infuriated by Thomas's lack of [[gun]] safety, and he would never be allowed on the team until he could show a minimal amount understanding of gun safety.

Julianna Grooms tells a different story, saying that Crooks was the target of bullies who nicknamed him "The School Shooter" and found it easy to make fun of him for his [[Kittens|poor hygiene]], because like most [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] shirt wearing [[brony]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspies]], he thought that showering in [[When You're Chill With Everyone|Ass Body Spray]] would hide his stench and get him the girls.

After graduating [[School|high school]], and unlike so many of the people populating our [[High Score]] list, Thomas actually tried to better himself. He spent two years getting an Associate's Degree in Engineering Science from Alleghany County Community College, unaware that if you didn't have a diploma with a name at the top such as [[Ohio|OSU]], [[Pennsylvania|Penn State]], or [[Texas|Texas A & M]], you might as well be holding [[Toilet Paper Hoarding|a piece of freshly used toilet paper]] in your hand.

Much like so many with a useless community college or online degree, Thomas was able to pass a background check and find himself a minimum wage job that had him working at low pay for Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. His duties included handing out meals, cleaning up [[shit]] that the loose bowels of old people leave on the floor for him to clean up, or having to change the sheets and clothes of someone with a weak bladder that refuses a catheter because it means that they can't move around.

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== Critical Acclaim ==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|CrooksVids|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>V-JQfgfLNAg</youtube>'''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Donnie's Bizzare Adventure]]'''</center>
|<youtube>GAnvLjavON0</youtube>'''Free advertising, [[amirite?]]'''</center>
|<youtube>YL9apblSQ-s</youtube>'''[[LOLWUT|This guy's Canadian btw]]'''</center>
|[[File:Jake Paul watches the shooting.mp4|700px]] '''[[Jake Paul]] reaction video'''</center>
|[[File:Totally real footage of the trump shooting.mp4|700px]] '''A faithful reenactment'''</center>
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|}

<center><big>'''You've seen the mugshot merch, now get ready for...'''</big></center>
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== The Famous Photograph ==

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{{quote|I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin|[[Trump|Soon To be elected God Emperor Trump]]}}
 
<center><big>'''Meme Spin-offs:'''</big></center>

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This picture got so famous, it even has a {{Wikilink|Trump_raised-fist_photographs|Wikipedia}} page.

== The Conspiracy ==

Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[4Chan]] by an [[Anonymous]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill|Take The Shot]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.

{{Quote|<center>My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]</center>}}

[[File:Trump ear shot.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:Trump h8er n twitter.jpg|right|250px]]

The [[Tinfoil hats]] have another theory that includes brain washing and [[CIA]] funded [[MK ULTRA]] behavioral cues that existed on the [[Internets]].

They claim that the CIA programed people as early as 2016 to assassinate President Trump. Their job was to take him out during his second term and the trained behavior was reinforced with posts from [[Los Angeles|Celebrities]] like [[Tara Strong]] and [[Islam|Whoopi Goldburg]] who posted everyday that someone should save [[America]] by assassinating President Trump.

Because President Trump chose to not serve a second term in [[2020]], the [[Leftard|far left's]] plans had to be scrapped.

Seeing that Sleepy Joe wasn't doing well in the polls and was quickly losing trust with the voters because of his overtly senile actions, the far left triggered their '''''"Manchurian Candidate"''''' plan to kill Trump while he was on the Campaign Trail so he couldn't be elected in [[2024]].

This [[Conspiracy Theory]] is much like [[JFK]]'s with people claiming that the eight shots fired could be heard from different directions and more than one shooter being seen.

The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that shooting Trump's ear was to serve as a warning for him. The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that it was to show Trump that they can kill him no matter where he is.

=== Was Crooks the Real Shooter? ===

{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:MarkViolets.jpg|Within minutes of the shooting, [[4chan|reliable sources]] believed this greasy [[Italian|pastafag]] named '''Mark Violets''' to be the [[Antifa]]-aligned shooter
File:Maxwell Yearick.png|[[Some argue]] that the shooter more closely resembles a notorious anti-Trump protester by the name of '''Maxwell Yearick'''
File:It wasn't either one.png|4chan's analysis
File:NotCrooks.mp4|The spergy faggot in this video has also been purported to being Crooks, but it was later found out to just be a [[typical]] [[Arizona]] man - {{archive|rCVj4|source}}
File:Jewgazing troll.mp4|In the heat of the confusion, an [[IRL troll]] on [[X]] (formerly known as Twitter) known as '''jewgazing''' made a few lulzy troll posts pretending to be our protagonist
File:NotCrooks1.jpg|Another jewgazing photo
File:NotCrooks2.jpg|jewgazing again
File:FemboyCrooks.jpg|Possible tranny?
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|1|[[Collateral damage|Only killed 1 Trump supporter and injured 2 others]] alongside Trump himself|10|[[Trickshotting|Shot Trump in the ear of all places]]|20|"Fuck [[mass shootings]], [[Epic|I'm gonna kill the president]]."|20|[[EPIC WIN|INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY WITHIN MINUTES]]|20|Outsmarted the fucking [[SS|Secret Service]]|71|C-|One inch away from starting the [[WW3|Second American Civil War]]}}

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[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg|center|thumb|700px|<center><big><big>[[GTA|'''WASTED'''</big></big></center>]]]]

== See Also ==

*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
*[[Gun]]s
*[[Headshot]]
*[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]] - ED original videogame
*[[John F. Kennedy]] - Both had a single gunman but the tin foil hats claim that both have a great conspiracy attached to them.

== External Links ==
* '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
** {{Wikilink|Thomas_Matthew_Crooks|Thomas Matthew Crooks}}
** {{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump}}
* {{EDF|thread|2585|Thread}} on [[EDF6|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/|20240720083953}}
* [[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|20px]] '''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]] threads'''
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during Shooting MAGAthread] - {{archive|2SEmt}} {{wayback|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during|20240718120746}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/194077/photovideoinfo-dump-on-thomas-matthew-crooks Thomas Crooks media thread] - {{archive|tyDMw}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/194229/things-weve-learned-about-the-trump Thomas Crooks new info thread] - {{archive|GF13y}}
* [[File:4chan logo 1.png|20px]] '''/ASLG/ [[pol/|/pol/]] threads:''' [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474457601/ 1], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474485422/ 2], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474500159/ 3], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474515688/ 4], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474536305/ 5], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474566129/ 6], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474596868/ 7], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474610426/ 8], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474633734/ 9]
** [[Media:Screencapture-boards-4chan-org-pol-catalog-2024-07-13-19 14 02.png|The state of /pol/ exactly one hour after the shooting]]
* [https://trumplived.com/ '''trumplived.com'''] {{archive|XQYK9}}

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{{timeline|Featured article July 20 & July 21, [[2024]]|[[Destiny]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}

Thomas Matthew Crooks

2024-07-21T00:22:37Z

RkNAME: /* The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks */ Grammar and comprehensibility

{{conspiracy}}
{{achtung|THE TIN FOIL HATS ARE SAYING THAT CROOKS IS PART OF A REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY TO GET TRUMP RE-ELECTED}}
{{quote|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thomas Matthew Crooks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 13, 2024 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]]}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:Thomas Matthew Crooks Big Forhead.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Admit it girls, you would ride his tater tot.</center>]]

Inept and a complete [[Retard|Fuck up as an assassin]], the [[Pennsylvania|Appalachian Love Child]], '''Thomas Matthew Crooks''' (a.k.a. '''[[JFK|Ree Tardy Oswald]]'''), obviously played one too many games of [https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/ghost-recon/breakpoint Ghost Recon Breakpoint] rather then going to shoot at the range and learn to factor in conditions such as weather, wind or just [[fuck]]ing learn to shoot because he completely missed his target that was a little more than 120 meters from him. (For the [[Asperger|Aspie retards]] reading this, that haven't had any experiences further than their own front lawn because they're not allowed to cross the street -) that's a little more than a [[Football]] field and is a equal to hitting a paper plate that is at the opposite end of a football field.

Now before you go running to the [[FBI]] to try and get us [[Party Van]]ned. WE DO NOT CONDONE THIS! [[Lulz|What's tickling our Funny Bone]] is that Thomas Matthew Crooks is what happens when that quiet, [[Nerd]]y and needy kid, that walks through [[School|High School]] invisible and can't even get the attention of a [[Bully]], grows up to live in his Parent's [[Basement]] and is constantly reminded by his [[Your Mom|Mom]] and [[Your Dad|Dad]] that he is a [[You|complete failure]] of a man. While his parents compare his life to what they had achieved by his age, he just wakes up one day and says [[Fuck|"Fuck it!"]] and gives up on life. Having accomplished nothing of importance, he wants to go down having done one monumental event that gets him noticed.

== The Shooting ==

<center>[[File:TrumpAssassinationAttempt.mp4|600px]]</center>

[[File:Trump shooting secret service.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:CoreyComperatore.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The only rally attendee who was pwned.</center>]]

For some reason, [[Fag|Thomas Matthew Crooks']] father, despite him being a licensed councilor in the [[Incest|incestuous]] state of [[Pennsylvania]], saw no reason what-so-ever to question buying his [[Masturbation|Chronically Masterbating]], hands rubbing and talking to himself son a wonderful and [[USA|American]] made [[Assault Rifle|AR15]] Hunting Rifle with the excuse that it'd be used at the Clairton Sportsmen’s Club in greater [[Pittsburgh]] two months before the [[Trump|Attempted Assassination]] of our Future god-emperor [[Donald Trump]].

While in the zone and showing his supporters a chart, serving as an example of the number of [[Mexico|border crossings by illegals]], a shot was fired as Former god-emperor Trump was turning his head and the bullet struck him in his ear. As expected, after hearing the shot, the [[Government|Secret Service]], ready to take a bullet for our former President, surrounded [[Trump]] and quickly led him from the stage to safety.

What has some officials' [[Pantyshot|Panties]] in a bunch, is that this Assassination attempt was even allowed to happen. Both [[Republican]]s and [[Leftard|Democrats]] agree that there was some fault in security that allowed a [[Insane|crazy-ass]] shooter to get within 130 meters of the former [[President]] with a weapon and fire 8 shots.

Homeland Security Secretary [[Spic|Alejandro N. Mayorkas]] called the attempted assassination a “failure” and in reality every officer there will have their [[Cell Phone|Smart Phones]] quietly confiscated to see who was playing [[Angry Birds]] when they should have been protecting a [[President|Presidential Candidate]].

Trying to make the Assassination Attempt on [[Trump]] all about him, President Joe Biden was quoted as saying, ''"Jill and I are grateful to the Secret Service for getting him to safety, There's no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it."''

=== Gallery ===

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== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

[[File:Thomas Crooks diploma.jpg|right|250px]]

Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our pages with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[Nazi|white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex|bump-bump]] with him.

[[Dying alone]], [[Loser|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.

People that were aware of him described him as a recluse who only came out to walk around their neighborhood wearing headphones and interacting with no one. Others said that the only time you really saw someone outside his house for an extended period of time was when the [[House|lawn]] needed mowing.

Proudly graduating from Bethel Park High School in 2022, his peers described him as quiet and friendly, unlike one of those silent, [[Lolumbine|trenchcoat]] wearing school shooters. No one imagined he was capable of even thinking about killing the former President.

Kylie Katilius, who lived up the street from Thomas, called him a danger and a threat on the shooting range when he tried out for his [[School shooting|high school shooting team]]. She was quoted as saying, "If he was on lane seven, he was shooting all the way over on lane one. Mistakes happen, but full on shooting a different wall, he had to be doing something big wrong."

Kylie Katilus said that the shooting coach was infuriated by Thomas's lack of [[gun]] safety, and he would never be allowed on the team until he could show a minimal amount understanding of gun safety.

Julianna Grooms tells a different story, saying that Crooks was the target of bullies who nicknamed him "The School Shooter" and found it easy to make fun of him for his [[Kittens|poor hygiene]], because like most [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] shirt wearing [[brony]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspies]], he thought that showering in [[When You're Chill With Everyone|Ass Body Spray]] would hide his stench and get him the girls.

After graduating [[School|high school]], and unlike so many of the people populating our [[High Score]] list, Thomas actually tried to better himself. He spent two years getting an Associate's Degree in Engineering Science from Alleghany County Community College, unaware that if you didn't have a diploma with a name at the top such as [[Ohio|OSU]], [[Pennsylvania|Penn State]], or [[Texas|Texas A & M]], you might as well be holding [[Toilet Paper Hoarding|a piece of freshly used toilet paper]] in your hand.

Much like so many with a useless community college or online degree, Thomas was able to pass a background check and find himself a minimum wage job that had him working at low pay for Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. His duties included handing out meals, cleaning up [[shit]] that the loose bowels of old people leave on the floor for him to clean up, or having to change the sheets and clothes of someone with a weak bladder that refuses a catheter because it means that they can't move around.

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== Critical Acclaim ==

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|<youtube>V-JQfgfLNAg</youtube>'''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Donnie's Bizzare Adventure]]'''</center>
|<youtube>GAnvLjavON0</youtube>'''Free advertising, [[amirite?]]'''</center>
|<youtube>YL9apblSQ-s</youtube>'''[[LOLWUT|This guy's Canadian btw]]'''</center>
|[[File:Jake Paul watches the shooting.mp4|700px]] '''[[Jake Paul]] reaction video'''</center>
|[[File:Totally real footage of the trump shooting.mp4|700px]] '''A faithful reenactment'''</center>
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|}

<center><big>'''You've seen the mugshot merch, now get ready for...'''</big></center>
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== The Famous Photograph ==

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{{quote|I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin|[[Trump|Soon To be elected God Emperor Trump]]}}
 
<center><big>'''Meme Spin-offs:'''</big></center>

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This picture got so famous, it even has a {{Wikilink|Trump_raised-fist_photographs|Wikipedia}} page.

== The Conspiracy ==

Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[4Chan]] by an [[Anonymous]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill|Take The Shot]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.

{{Quote|<center>My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]</center>}}

[[File:Trump ear shot.jpg|right|250px]]

[[File:Trump h8er n twitter.jpg|right|250px]]

The [[Tinfoil hats]] have another theory that includes brain washing and [[CIA]] funded [[MK ULTRA]] behavioral cues that existed on the [[Internets]].

They claim that the CIA programed people as early as 2016 to assassinate President Trump. Their job was to take him out during his second term and the trained behavior was reinforced with posts from [[Los Angeles|Celebrities]] like [[Tara Strong]] and [[Islam|Whoopi Goldburg]] who posted everyday that someone should save [[America]] by assassinating President Trump.

Because President Trump chose to not serve a second term in [[2020]], the [[Leftard|far left's]] plans had to be scrapped.

Seeing that Sleepy Joe wasn't doing well in the polls and was quickly losing trust with the voters because of his overtly senile actions, the far left triggered their '''''"Manchurian Candidate"''''' plan to kill Trump while he was on the Campaign Trail so he couldn't be elected in [[2024]].

This [[Conspiracy Theory]] is much like [[JFK]]'s with people claiming that the eight shots fired could be heard from different directions and more than one shooter being seen.

The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that shooting Trump's ear was to serve as a warning for him. The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that it was to show Trump that they can kill him no matter where he is.

=== Was Crooks the Real Shooter? ===

{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:MarkViolets.jpg|Within minutes of the shooting, [[4chan|reliable sources]] believed this greasy [[Italian|pastafag]] named '''Mark Violets''' to be the [[Antifa]]-aligned shooter
File:Maxwell Yearick.png|[[Some argue]] that the shooter more closely resembles a notorious anti-Trump protester by the name of '''Maxwell Yearick'''
File:It wasn't either one.png|4chan's analysis
File:NotCrooks.mp4|The spergy faggot in this video has also been purported to being Crooks, but it was later found out to just be a [[typical]] [[Arizona]] man - {{archive|rCVj4|source}}
File:Jewgazing troll.mp4|In the heat of the confusion, an [[IRL troll]] on [[X]] (formerly known as Twitter) known as '''jewgazing''' made a few lulzy troll posts pretending to be our protagonist
File:NotCrooks1.jpg|Another jewgazing photo
File:NotCrooks2.jpg|jewgazing again
File:FemboyCrooks.jpg|Possible tranny?
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|1|[[Collateral damage|Only killed 1 Trump supporter and injured 2 others]] alongside Trump himself|10|[[Trickshotting|Shot Trump in the ear of all places]]|20|"Fuck [[mass shootings]], [[Epic|I'm gonna kill the president]]."|20|[[EPIC WIN|INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY WITHIN MINUTES]]|20|Outsmarted the fucking [[SS|Secret Service]]|71|C-|One inch away from starting the [[WW3|Second American Civil War]]}}

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[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg|center|thumb|700px|<center><big><big>[[GTA|'''WASTED'''</big></big></center>]]]]

== See Also ==

*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
*[[Gun]]s
*[[Headshot]]
*[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]] - ED original videogame
*[[John F. Kennedy]] - Both had a single gunman but the tin foil hats claim that both have a great conspiracy attached to them.

== External Links ==
* '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
** {{Wikilink|Thomas_Matthew_Crooks|Thomas Matthew Crooks}}
** {{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump}}
* {{EDF|thread|2585|Thread}} on [[EDF6|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/|20240720083953}}
* [[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|20px]] '''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]] threads'''
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during Shooting MAGAthread] - {{archive|2SEmt}} {{wayback|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during|20240718120746}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/194077/photovideoinfo-dump-on-thomas-matthew-crooks Thomas Crooks media thread] - {{archive|tyDMw}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/194229/things-weve-learned-about-the-trump Thomas Crooks new info thread] - {{archive|GF13y}}
* [[File:4chan logo 1.png|20px]] '''/ASLG/ [[pol/|/pol/]] threads:''' [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474457601/ 1], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474485422/ 2], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474500159/ 3], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474515688/ 4], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474536305/ 5], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474566129/ 6], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474596868/ 7], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474610426/ 8], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474633734/ 9]
** [[Media:Screencapture-boards-4chan-org-pol-catalog-2024-07-13-19 14 02.png|The state of /pol/ exactly one hour after the shooting]]
* [https://trumplived.com/ '''trumplived.com'''] {{archive|XQYK9}}

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