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W. T. Snacks

2025-04-28T22:36:25Z

Retarded FAG: /* Consequences */

{{achtung|Around Snacks, never relax}}

[[Image:Snacks is Back.jpg|thumb|200px|I'd hit it.]]
[[Image:Wtsnacks1.jpg|thumb|200px|He also hates clothed children.]]
[[Image:WTSNACKS.gif|thumb|200px|BANNEDBANNEDBANNEDBANNEDBANNED]]
[[Image:Snacksferret.jpg|thumb|200px|Separated at birth?]]
[[Image:Wtsnacks_and_whale.jpg|thumb|200px|Snacks on holiday]]

'''W.T. Snacks''' ('''Snacks-tan'''), is a [[loli|schoolgirl]] with cute blond ponytails, a white t-shirt and blue skirt, and constantly carries around and eats a bag of [[AIDS]] chips. We would like to think that she is at Moot-tan's side, merrily skipping through 4chan, banning pedophiles and furries, and keeping the peace with love and fairness.

Sadly, this is far from the truth.

== The Truth ==

W.T. Snacks is a skinny, short, greasy-haired weasel of a coder and a former admin of 4chan. He is famous for being a lot like [[ED]]'s own [[Jacknstock]] and [[AnonTalk]]'s [[Kimmo Alm| Sysop]]: he banned users left and right for lame reasons while letting real [[troll]]s get away with murder (i.e., [[CP|child pr0n]]). He has also been known to never relax.

While [[Last Thursday|back in the day]] /b/tards managed to maintain a hate/hate relationship with this pedo of a moderator, more recently [[Bring Back Snacks|that has changed]] due to the discovery that Snacks was keeping [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the faggots]] out of 4chan, as you would get [[Banned|royally pawned]] by his (her?) banhammer at any sign of a shitpost. Or perhaps just on a rainy day. Many oldfags now believe that Snacks was the sole reason /b/ remained cancer free, and his departure triggered /b/'s downfall.

In June 2007, W.T. Snacks' [[dox|personal information]] were discovered, including his [[Powerword|real name]], [[in the ass|location]], [[16-year-old girl|age]], and a picture of him with his [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|girlfriend]]. Following this, anonymous uploaded the information to a text file called [https://stuff.mit.edu/afs/sipb/admin/text/tours/2005/snacks.txt snacks.txt] and spammed the link to the file all over [[4chan]], and much [[lulz]] was had; some plan to send his dad flowers on his upcoming 60th birthday.

== Consequences ==

Snacks was eventually [[banhammer|banned]] from 4chan for being a lazy code writer and a [[pedophilia|pedo]].

A while ago 4chan had a child porn attack after they made a new report feature. Every picture of it was accompanied with the phrase "FUCK YOU MOOT". [[Some argue]] that this was W.T. Snacks' doing.

He attended all the following 4chan panels ({{ytlink|gg5cFyHrS08|(15s) 2006}}, {{ytlink|2QUyrm4tgj4|2007}} and 2013) asking "[[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|Why does your website suck?]]" to the team and moot, generating many lulz in the process

Currently he hosts [https://midnightsnacks.fm/ a shitty radio show] every Tuesday midnight, called Midnight Snacks (lol get it?) that around 8 people a week listen to and he has a twitch and discord server.

A W.T. Snacks wannabe has recently attempted a <s>[http://tomgreen.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2074 peace offering]</s> (dead) with [[Tom Green]]. This may be another pathetic attempt to corrupt [[4chan]]'s [[lulz]] or he may simply love the feel of sucking Tom's cock (And he wants more) or simply just a [[gaiafag]] attention whore pretending to Snacks to feel like his [[E-penis]] is bigger than it actually is.

However, despite all of this, the return of Snacks will never happen, since [[Moot]] has a small penis.

[[Image:SNACKSISBACKmotivation.jpg|center|thumb|HE'S BACK?]]
[[Image:LOLANNIEMAY.jpg|center|thumb|yup]]
[[Image:Mootandsnacks.jpg|center|thumb|Typical moot and Snacks conversation]]

== Galleries ==

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File:Moot Snacks Vespa.jpg
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File:SNACKSHENTAI000.jpg|Oh no! Wait, is that Klinger from MASH?
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File:WTsnacksTrustedMoot.jpg|Serves him right! He trusted [[Moot]].
File:Snacksteddyparty.jpg|Snacks, two friends, and their adorable stuffed animals. Snacks is on the right.
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File:Dm-morepuppies.jpg|TRUTH
File:Snacks.JPG
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File:I LUV SUPER GULP.jpg
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File:38738.jpg|Snacks and his [[boyfriend|girlfriend]], LOL EXPOSED
File:RaiseTheRoof.jpg|The man loves to party
File:Moot snacks gay orgy.jpg|[[Moot]] actually did.
File:Mootporn4.jpg|Twice.
File:Snacks awesome.jpg
File:Awa-2013-banned-WTSNACKS.jpg|Snacks at anime World Atlanta 2013, with Snacks-tan ready to ban moot.
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== See Also ==

*[[Banhammer|Fastest Gunslinger In The West]]
*[[Bring Back Snacks]]
*[[m00t]]
*[[W. T. Snacks/How the Snacks Stole Christmas|How the Snacks Stole Christmas]] ([[Copypasta]])
*[[W. T. Snacks/Firing Logs]] - the IRC conversation between him and moot which led to his firing

== External Links ==

*[http://amv.8chan.net/?C=N;O=A An archive of AMVs Snacks made]
*{{twitter|MidnightSnacks|His Twitter}}
*{{fb|MidnightSnacksRadio|Facebook profile for Midnight Snacks}}
*{{tumblr|snidnightmacks|Even has a tumblr}}

=== Sites Snacks Owns ===

*[https://cookiethievery.com/ CookieThievery.com]
:*'''{{archive|MhKJq|Great Job, his latest website.}}'''
*[https://detrimental.net/ Detrimental.net]
*[https://midnightsnacks.fm/ Midnight Snacks, his internet radio show]

=== YouTube ===

*{{ytlink|6S5VpDw77Zo|The Snacksmobile}}
*{{ytlink|S3vHmnHLgcI|Snacks cares about others}}
*{{ytlink|2QUyrm4tgj4|Snacks trolling Otakon 07}}
*{{ytlink|1A7UkwDgCIs|Spreading AIDS}}
*{{ytlink|Ttc5AXUOcFQ|Snacks asking an extremely legit question}}
*{{ytlink|jbpoeZ4bRnQ|Acting like a faggot in 06}}
*{{ytlink|2aZxLDsUxtE|Snacks Wants His Super Gulp Cup}}

=== Break.com ===

*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=438950 Chocolate Snacks]</s> BALEETED
*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=438951 OH GOD]</s> BALEETED
*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439142 Snacks Attacks IRL]</s> BALEETED
*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439863 Snacks and Coda]</s> BALEETED
*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439864 Why Does Your Website Suck?]</s> BALEETED
*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=448024 Snacks is Back]</s> BALEETED
*<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=461418 Snacks Drunk]</s> BALEETED

{{Chans}}
{{Pedoseries}}

[[Category:People|Snacks, W. T.]]

Discord

2024-12-13T23:54:49Z

Retarded FAG: /* The ED Discord Server */

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{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

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==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself is full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

When it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.</s> it has returned since then

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
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File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

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File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
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==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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Discord

2024-12-13T23:53:20Z

Retarded FAG: /* The ED Discord Server */

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{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

{{fv|video|background-color:white|font-size:120%|[[File:thesadtruthaboutdiscord.webm]]}}

==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself was full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

When it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.</s> it has returned since then

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">

File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
</gallery>
|}}

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==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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2024-12-13T23:52:41Z

Retarded FAG: /* The ED Discord Server */

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{{Rainbowsmall|YOU'RE A FAGGOT LOL!!!}}
{{achtung|[[Shit nobody cares about|Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human]]}}
[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

{{fv|video|background-color:white|font-size:120%|[[File:thesadtruthaboutdiscord.webm]]}}

==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself was full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

When it was [[Pool's closed|closed]] on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.</s>

it has returned since then

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
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File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

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File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
</gallery>
|}}

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==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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Discord

2024-12-13T23:50:05Z

Retarded FAG: /* The ED Discord Server */ ED Discord server has been back for weeks if not months

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[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]

'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].

If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]

==Don't do it==
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.

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==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.

==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!

===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)

==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].

If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].

On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers]. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].

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== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.

The server itself was full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].

Before it was [[Pool's closed|permanently closed]] on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. <s>Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.</s>

[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord]]

== The Demographics of Discord ==

Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:

*[[e621|Furries and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Kpop]], [[Jpop]], and [[Anime]] fans: '''25'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*Tokusatsu fans: '''12%
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%

==Gallery==
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File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]

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File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
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==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]

==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]

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Talk:Main Page/did you know

2024-12-10T14:01:04Z

Retarded FAG: /* Did you know ED Just turned 20 years old? */ Sigs

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==North Korea is at it again==
[[Best Korea]] has launched yet another fucking missile, this time to the [[weeb]] country of [[Japan]]. [[User:Glitchlov|Glitchlov]] ([[User talk:Glitchlov|talk]]) 13:41, 4 October 2022 (EDT)

== Link [[2021|2021]] ==
did you know that not linking your satire articles will result in less clicks?

== Dylann Roof's Rampage ==

tl;dr
a white guy who looks like luke skywalker + [[Adam Lanza]] shot up some niggerchurch and fragged 9. It is about to become a massive shitstorm within hours.

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/charleston-may-be-the-next-city-to-have-an-everything-is-free-sale.22113/

[[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 19:55, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

== Japanese women want to get fucked by a gorilla ==

[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/all-the-ladies-love-shabani-the-hot-japanese-gorilla.22191/]
[[User:MrGoatse|MrGoatse]] 18:34, 27 June 2015 (EDT)

==Edit the Golden Ipods!!!==
The Golden Ipods are AE's most important tradition; we can't let that die in 2019

I'll handle them from now on

<span style="background:#e11212;padding:1px 2px;font-size:16px>[[File:G3h.png|30px]][[User:3ebop|<span style="color:#fff"><font face=Trebuchet MS>3ebop</span>]]</span></font>

== discord user goes hugo jackson on a old frag ==

look what my friend sent me
https://newsbeezer.com/romaniaeng/shocking-details-in-the-case-of-the-german-teenager-suspected-of-killing-a-medias-woman-what-the-authorities-found-out/
some deutsch "Homophobe" pepper sprayed a random old frag, stomped her killing her and slit her throat out. this looks like steve stephens and hugo jackson, for being one kill, this is probably gonna be massive lulz, especially cause the victim is '''a gypsy'''. let me know what ya think boys

--[[User:Salvie|Salvie]] ([[User talk:Salvie|talk]]) 12:48, 7 June 2022 (EDT)Salvie

== Justin Roiland's pedophilia can be traced back to 2010 ==
[https://peakd.com/television/@jmillerworks/justin-roiland-creator-of-rick-and-morty-is-a-pedophile| You see? You can't treat him like an equal. He's a wretch-ed savage!]
Yeah. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 20:03, 1 February 2023 (EST)

== School Shooting in Serbia + Medical Center Shooting in Atlanta ==

Just recently, a [[13-year-old boy]] shot up his school in [[Serbia]], there was also another shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], Georgia.

== anheiser-busch ==

Did You Know... that Anheiser-Busch [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/bud-light-lost-5-billion-after-putting-a-tranny-on-their-cans.6095/post-244292 lost $27 billion after putting a tranny on their cans?]

... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about encyclopediadramatica.gay

== Fall of the Assad Regime ==
...that [[Bashar al-Assad|the Assad]] has been toppled?

== Did you know ED Just turned 20 years old? ==

Did you know ED Just turned 20 years old? [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 14:01, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page/did you know

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Talk:ED20

2024-12-05T14:27:24Z

Retarded FAG:

This needs some work, please help by adding to it--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 14:18, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

How can i help and add stuff what do i add? [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 14:27, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

User:Retarded FAG

2024-11-10T15:44:16Z

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{{Retard|I HAVE MORE THEN YOU!!!!!!!}}
{{Offended}}
{{Archenemy|sysop|Collabvm admins}}

Hello i am Retarded_FAG

== Unofficial ED Discord Server ==
EDD X Protip: Playing jackbox with lulziez may be risky as it may get you banned

Unofficial EDD servers go here this list shall be updated with each EDD Server

EDD X is owned by lulziez it is the biggest and oldest EDD server it is also the defacto EDD server

EDD XI is the newest EDD server it was created by [[User:Retarded_FAG|me]] as an alternative and backup if the current defacto server dies EDD XI is mostly complete

* {{Discord|alt|https://discord.gg/aH6W3deFVQ|EDD X}}

* {{Discord|alt|https://discord.gg/QazEJScAFk|EDD XI}}

== Sociæl mediæs ==
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== Featured article that i contributed a lot to ==
I'm proud that my actions have lead to this article being featured and a lot of my contributions can still be seen on it
* [[Stonetoss]]

User talk:Firatpen

2024-11-08T13:32:43Z

Retarded FAG:

{{Welcome}} HellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 22:32, 9 September 2024 (UTC)

== Why are you doing this ==
Why are you removing images to be restored from image restoration what is this craziness and madness coming from you [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 13:31, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Firatpen

2024-11-08T13:32:00Z

Retarded FAG:

{{Welcome}} HellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 22:32, 9 September 2024 (UTC)

Why are you removing images to be restored from image restoration what is this craziness and madness coming from you [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 13:31, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

User:Kento nakajima

2024-11-08T00:53:31Z

Retarded FAG:

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Hello!

==some music==
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User talk:Retarded FAG

2024-11-08T00:48:11Z

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{{welcome}} you have been warned <span style="font-size:16px;background:#000;font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-stretch:condensed">[[User:MarioMario456|<span style="color:#fff">MarioMario456</span>]]</span> <sup>([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])</sup> 05:24, 5 March 2023 (EST)

{{unblock|(I Been Blocked Permanently due to a glitch And I want to be Unblocked as I want to Actually Contribute to ED instead of just being a Lame Retarded EDF user)}}

==Spacedicks==
Hi Retarded_PEDO[[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 07:05, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== Hey there ==

Sup fam -- [[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] ([[User talk:CrackRabbit|talk]]) 15:32, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Hello crackrabbit i lost access to twitter because it got blocked oh yeah what happened to your discord account also how are you doing crackrabbit [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 15:38, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
::Doing well, and hard drive crashed re discord so had to get my comp fixed. then i lost my password <nowiki>:( </nowiki> --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] ([[User talk:CrackRabbit|talk]]) 08:41, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Crackrabbit i can reset your password and give your account back crackrabbit i still have the email connected would you like me to do that? oh yeah email me at Retarded_FAGG@proton.me so i can get your email and send your new password [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 14:40, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

That email got disabled I'll email you here on ED crackrabbit [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 23:09, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Retarded FAG

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User talk:Retarded FAG

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Retarded FAG: /* Hey there */

User talk:InspectElement

2024-10-25T21:55:24Z

Retarded FAG:

== what the fuck am i doing? ==
if youre wondering why im slowly uploading all the images, its because im doing a a lot of previews for the article im writing and i don't like doing wips that much (i'd rather release the article in a full piece) --[[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 10:58, 30 May 2021 (EDT)

== Why i put Konnor88 in the BonziWORLD article ==

Someone else in the now deleted bonkeyword.tk Discord server told me that Konnor was affirilated with BonziWORLD a long tine ago. It was also stated that he indefinitely harrasses people until they surrender because he harrassed me too much after I tried to start a Swedish Agenting Nation rebellion on TMAFE in May 10th. I want to apologize but I can't since I am afraid that he will say no.

Sincerly Daniel Strikez

- Daniel {{unsigned2|Daniel Strikez}}
:make sure to properly sign your messages by typing in "[[Rocket Science|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]]" at the end. while i agree he has some affiliation with the website, the actual reason i removed him is because he has no relevancy on the website itself, nor did he do anything lulzy enough to get included. overall, the entry read like a result of intense butthurt and i know you have history with tmafe (hency why you bicker abt them so much) so it had to go.
:also i could possibly write a tmafe article (that is if i manage to get it girthy and lulzy enough for it to pass), since some of these people seem like absolute tards and their history of raids and vandalism is guaranteed to add extra layers of lulz. [[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 05:55, 1 July 2022 (EDT)

== inb4 EMERGANCHEH OMGGGSFGHSDGDSGHSD ==

[[User:Kitbogal]] idk who u are (possibly some wikipedo), but im almost certain no ones removing you from this [[List of lolcows|list]], you lil mudlet --[[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 05:41, 10 July 2022 (EDT)
: [https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User:Ilovemydoodle This] is who I am. – [[User:Kitbogal|Kitbogal]] ([[User talk:Kitbogal|talk]]) 05:43, 10 July 2022 (EDT)
:: so you ARE a wikipedo. in that case fuck off and go back. --[[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 05:46, 10 July 2022 (EDT)
::: What is a 'wikipedo'? – [[User:Kitbogal|Kitbogal]] ([[User talk:Kitbogal|talk]]) 05:47, 10 July 2022 (EDT)
: Also, if you have more questions, you can ask on [https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User_talk:Ilovemydoodle my Talk Page on Wikiquote]. – [[User:Kitbogal|Kitbogal]] ([[User talk:Kitbogal|talk]]) 05:57, 10 July 2022 (EDT)

== Do you have the full version of that one Keegan video saved ==
I've seen clips of it on youtube but I haven't seen the unedited version of it, it was made in July 15 2022 and one part has keegan saying fuck the trolls
--[[User:Wikieditor34414|Wikieditor34414]] ([[User talk:Wikieditor34414|talk]])
:there's a fuller version? if so, then no, i don't. all i have is the short "fuck the trolls" segment that i got from the following video <br><youtube>OcKvbWjNW4s</youtube> --[[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 12:34, 20 July 2022 (EDT)

==URL exifs on thumbnails==
could you please remove the ED.rs urls from the EXIF data before re-uploading the files? Let me know if you need any help with that. Thanks fren. --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;">CrackRabbit</span>]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 05:58, 24 July 2022 (EDT)

== There needs to be a TMAFE article (My Opinion) ==

Hello InspectElement! While I agree that The Microsoft Agent Frontier has a long history of raids and vandalism, it means that lulz are guaranteed to be added to its own article if it can be made. You know that I bickered about TMAFE too much as you said before but Konnor himself has calmed down after he chimped out because I started a small rebellion towards TMAFE on May 10th. It is recommended that he no longer harasses any enemies which makes the situation about it worse.

Parents can take away a kid's device if they spot them doing something very bad on the internet. Maybe I will probably create a TMAFE article but it is still difficult because Encyclopedia Dramatica has only source editing and adding templates can make it messed up a little bit.

Sincerely Daniel Strikez
[[User:Daniel Strikez|- Daniel]] ([[User talk:Daniel Strikez|talk]]) 11:16, 5 August 2022 (EDT) Daniel
:not doing it
# [[too lazy]]
# [[shit nobody cares about|not relevant]]
# [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED Is Not#ED is not Your Personal Army|not your personal army]]
:if you look earlier in my talk you should see that i used the keyword "'''possibly'''", and in the end, i ended up not liking it.
:tmafe trannies have no relevance; they're an irrelevant group in an irrelevant community. [[why is there an article?|an article about "msagent"]] would just be the [[bonziworld]] page all over again, with nothing new to say (the intense overlap between those two would make the hypothetical article even more pointless), except for that free space for you to spew out your little feelings about these retards. also one more thing, while i did say tmafe is a boiling pot of drama and autism of epic proportions; it would be a waste of my time to document every minor 1-hour-long squabble they have in their sad miserable [[hugbox]] because their wiki [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/Category:Wars manages] [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/Court to] [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/2019_Shitstorms_in_TMAFE do] [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/2020_Shitstorms_in_TMAFE just] [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/2021_Shitstorms_in_TMAFE that] [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/The_1st_Furry_War pretty] [https://frontierpedia.tmafe.com/wiki/Community_War_4 well].
:'''TL;DR''': [[fact|nobody gives a fuck and neither should you]]. --[[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 14:43, 5 August 2022 (EDT)

== Let's make new pages together ==

Give me your discord id and we can talk.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 09:38, 11 September 2022 (EDT)

== I got traumatized ==

Yesterday when I was going to view my profile on this site, a cluster of gory images caught me off guard. IT COVERED THE ENTIRE FREAKING SCREEN!

Can you please explain to me what was going on because I am nervous like a bunny.

Sincerly Daniel Strikez

[[User:Daniel Strikez|- Daniel]] ([[User talk:Daniel Strikez|talk]]) 10:46, 17 October 2022 (EDT) Daniel
:[[File:Hello.jpg|75px]] <---Is this you? -- [[File:Ghost.gif|35px|link=User talk:Sacho]] [[User:Sacho|<span style="color:white; background:black">'''''Satcho'''''</span>]] 11:19, 17 October 2022 (EDT)

:if something as tame, boring and overdone as <nowiki>{{pain}}</nowiki> makes you "[[faggot|nervous like a bunny]]", maybe it's a very clear sign that you need to get out of this site and leave it to Seamus himself to shamelessly promote himself and his magnus opum off-site. --[[User:InspectElement|InspectElement]] ([[User talk:InspectElement|talk]]) 13:33, 20 October 2022 (EDT)

== Add me on Discord ==

<s>Add me so we can talk about your recent contributions. My discord username is {{Discord|u|yaroslavtv}}. Thank you.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

<s>[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 19:30, 28 September 2024 (UTC)</s> User was banned for this post, reason: treason [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 03:02, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

== Keep up the Good Work ==

You are doing a good job, keep it up and you will be Admin soon by the end of the year. Be aware that we have articles locked or deleted for a reason, either because of litigation, agreements, edit warring/vandalism, or a decision by one of our admins. We don't revisit these decisions but it is ok to ask if a page should be locked or not, although we may not give a specific reason. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 20:45, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

== Do you have a discord account or any other possible social medias ==
Do you have any i could use to get in contact with you?

Talk:CollabVM

2024-10-25T21:31:16Z

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== Crustywindows ==
I would like to add crustywindows to this article but i do not know where i should insert it or put it [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 21:30, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Talk:CollabVM

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== Crustywindows ===
I would like to add crustywindows to this article but i do not know where i should insert it or put it [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 21:30, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

CollabVM

2024-10-25T21:26:18Z

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[[File:Collabvm page.png|right|250px]]

'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg|naked body]] through the [[America|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam|Muslims]], is that [[Kid|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral|Head]] by his [[Your Dad|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

== History ==

[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png|thumb|right|250px|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

This isn't one of those [[Internets English|sites]].

What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

== The Big Three ==

[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad|worst about him because quiet males are always scheming something]],

* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

== See Also ==

* [[Computer]]

* [[Internets]]

* [[Nerd]]

* [[PC Gamer]]

* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

== External Links ==

{{twitter|CollabVM}}

{{Sites}}

User:Retarded FAG

2024-10-25T16:38:32Z

Retarded FAG: /* Sociæl mediæs */

User talk:Pooper/Dipendra of Nepal

2024-10-25T16:29:16Z

Retarded FAG: /* Complete */

==Complete==
Alright, I'm done writing this. How do I change the title to just "Dipendra of Nepal"?[[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 15:54, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

I can do it for you would you like me to? [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 16:09, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes, please. [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 16:22, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Done [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 16:29, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Dipendra of Nepal

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'''Dipendra Bir Bikram Shah Dev''' was the former crown prince (that is the next male in line of monarchical succession) of the Nepalese monarchy, who for seemingly no reason other than [[for the lulz]], decided to kill his entire immediate family, and then himself. His actions would end up wiping out all the direct heirs to the Nepalese crown, leading to massive political and social ramifications in the country, including the eventual, formal abolition of the Nepalese monarchy in [[2008]]. Despite this incident being totally mental, this massacre went largely under the radar after a few months because of [[9/11]], much like everything else that happened in [[2001]].

==Background==
[[File:Devyani Rana.jpg|thumb|100px|I'd hit]]
Dipendra seemingly had it all. He was set to be king. Had a [[girlfriend]], something you will never have. He had fancy cars and lived in a freaking castle. He traveled the world and even chauffeured [[Princess Diana]] once in said fancy cars, and didn't annihilate her in the process. He graduated with good grades, was supposedly kind and gentle to everyone he met, and was very popular among his country's population.

Why Dipendra decided to go for the [[high score]] is unclear. The most popular theory is that he had Indian girlfriend named Devyani Rana who either his father or girlfriend's parents refused to allow him to marry, which infuriated Dipendra into running amok. Another theory suggests that he did it because he was infuriated at the shift from the absolute monarchy that his grandfather founded to a constitutional monarchy in 1990. However the most likely reason he did it was because he was angry at God for naming his country after [[nipples]].

==Shooting==
[[File:Narayanhiti Palace.jpg|thumb|Map preview]]

Diprendra spawned in the Narayanhiti Palace map, selecting his personal residence as his start location. Before doing anything, he consumed the [[cocaine]] and booze that he had in his inventory for incredible buffs. He then walked through the map, where the palace guards were mysteriously lacking, shooting family members and palace staff. The NPC's were hosting a party in the dining room, where Dipendri got most of his frags. Inside the palace walls, Dipendri was practically unopposed, however a few NPCs outside became alerted to the sound of gunshots. Before the anyone could reach him, Dipendra, who was right-handed, shot himself in the left side of the head [[conspiracy|for some reason]].

By the end of his run, Dipendri had killed the king and queen of Nepal, who were also his father and mother. He also killed his brothers and sisters, and finally himself, ensuring that there was no direct line of succession.

For being such [[an hero]], Dipendra was awarded by being crowned the new king of Nepal, but only for 3 days in a comatose state before his game decided to stop lagging and finally give him the [[Game Over]] screen. He was succeeded by his [[uncle]], Gyanendra, who was [[conspiracy|for some reason]] absent from the palace the day of the massacre, where his wife was wounded.

==Loadout==
[[File:Dipendra_inspecting_rifle.png|thumb|Dipendra choosing his loadout in the weapon selection screen.]]
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*'''Primary 2''': H&K MP5K 9mm submachine gun
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore
|9|
|10|9 dead, 5 injured
|16|Mass shooting on palace grounds; bonus points for familicide and regicide
|10|People in Nepal are still butthurt over this; not much interest anywhere else though
|20|Single-handedly brought down the entire monarchy for no reason
|65|D|Royally fucked}}

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==Who ACTUALLY did it?==
[[File:Gyanendra 01.jpg|thumb|The true perp]]
Ask any Nepalese person about the massacre and they will call you a fucking idiot if you think that Dipendra actually shot first. Between all the suspicious events and lack of solid motive, he was clearly just a pawn in a far bigger game. The most likely, true culprit is the shooter's uncle, Gyanendra, who became king following his death. While the entire families of the king and the shooter were killed, nobody in Gyanendra's family died. Additionally, Gyanendra initially claimed the event was just a silly accident, which a subsequent investigation evidently disproved. Furthermore, Gyanendra didn't allow any more investigations, even by [[janny|professionals who offered to do it for free]]. And if this wasn't silly enough, just take into consideration that Dipendra was totally doped out and still managed to kill 9 people with decent accuracy using the pro 1-2 technique; one bullet to the chest, then the face. Some say that true shooter was actually a hired assassin with a replica mask of Dipendra's face.

And if Gyanendra didn't do it, then the [[Commies|Maoists]] definitely had a hand in it. They had been stirring shit up in the country for a while and heavily advocated for [[democracy]]. EW! The crown prince suddenly killing off all the heirs to the monarchy would be a very good cover story for people to believe if they wanted to rile up support for their faction. Not long later they were able to pressure the Gyanendra into abdication and abolish the monarchy. But let's not be unfair here, because the Maoists have offered their own theories for who shot first. They claim it was the [[CIA]] and [[Paki]] intelligence that pulled the strings here.

Whether this was the work of the CIA, a greedy uncle, or a rival faction is unknown, but if their one thing that's for sure, it's that something certainly {{glowtext|glows}} here.

==See also==
*[[Mao]]
*[[Nepal]]
*[[The Royal Family]]

==External links==
[[File:Dipendra shooting map.jpg|thumb|Battle plan]]
*{{wikilink|Nepalese_royal_massacre|Nepalese royal massacre}}
*{{wikilink|Dipendra_of_Nepal|Dipendra of Nepal}}
*[https://murderpedia.org/male.D/d/dipendra.htm Murderpedia profile]
*{{ytlink|jH2m6jKh94Y|TL;DR yt video}}
*{{ytlink|UB92ixJW4oo|A more in-depth documentary}}
*{{ytlink|wn8H65BO_Bo|Inquiry + Cermony}}, notice that nobody in the comments, no matter how broken their English, believe this farce of an official story

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==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for improving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:10, 10 Oct 2024 (PT)
:absolutely, let me just do some research first -- <b><span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #000000, 0px 0px 2px #000000">[[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]])</span></b> 01:13, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Thanks! More lulz overall would be nice! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 05:31, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

== Back from the dead, intellectually checkmated ==
Sup! This is the original creator of the [[Intellectual Checkmate]] page, back from 2007. It's amazing being back.

So, listen, my first contribution is to actually correct a little mistake I made back in '07. One of the parts of the "Dr. Anonymous" section of the Intellectual Checkmate article was added by me, as in not with the source material. I was just trying to get my $0.02 in, so I wanted to make that right by just removing my lame-ass paragraph. Could you approve my edit request? [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 00:58, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

===Verifying edits===
Ayo, what's this shite about needing our edits to be approved all about? [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 16:52, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
the answer is simple thanks to vandalism from ljupco GOI and CLU to stop him implemented this approval system where you get your edits approved i know its gay but i dont know if its ever gonna be removed [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 19:16, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
:i'm not the one who implemented the pending approval system, you will have to ask [[User:Admin]] about that, he is in charge of that. in the meantime, i will give you automoderated because i trust you, you've made a good first edit and aren't a vandal. — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 04:10, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
::On that note, I may go to Admin to request opening access to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed|Needed/Proposed]]. Speaking of which, what would you think about tagging [[Intellectual Checkmate]] as crap? It's had virtually one editor, Benos aka Lazarus, sperging the shit out of it for thirteen years because he's autistic and engaged in a RL conflict with Goronchev. It started out great, but isn't funny anymore and needs a rewrite. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 15:08, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

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[[Quake]] •
[[Quest 64]] •
[[TV Tropes/Rance|Rance]] •
[[RPG Maker]] •
[[Ragnarok]] •
[[Ragnarok Online]] •
[[RapeLay]] •
[[Rear Mission Devolved]] •
[[Red Dead Redemption]] •
[[Red Dead Redemption 2]] •
[[Resident Evil 2]] •
[[Resident Evil 3]] •
[[Resident Evil 4]] •
[[Resident Evil 5]] •
[[Resident Evil Outbreak]] •
[[Rock Band]] •
[[Roblox]] •
[[Robot Unicorn Attack]] •
[[Rogue]] •
[[Romance of the Three Kingdoms]] •
[[Rome: Total War]] •
[[Rose and Camellia]] •
[[Ruby Dragon Entertainment]] •
[[RuneScape]] •
[[Rust]]
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== S-T ==
</noinclude>
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[[Sad Satan]] •
[[Saints Row]] •
[[Saya no Uta]] •
[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]] •
[[Scott Pilgrim vs the World]] •
[[Second Life]] •
[[Sephiroth]] •
[[Serious Sam 3]] •
[[Shadowrun]] •
[[Shaq-Fu]] •
[[Silent Hill]] •
[[Silkroad Online]] •
[[Silksong]] •
[[Simon Belmont]] •
[[Sinistar]] •
[[SkiFree]] •
[[Skullgirls]] •
[[Soldat]] •
[[Soldier Of Fortune II]] •
[[Sonic Forces]] •
[[Sonic Robo Blast 2]] •
[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] •
[[TV Tropes/SonoHanabiraNiKuchizukeWo|Sono Hanabira Ni Kuchizuke Wo]] •
[[Soul Calibur]] •
[[Space Invaders]] •
[[Splatoon]] •
[[Spore]] •
[[Spyro the Dragon]] •
[[Star Blade]] •
[[Star Fox]] •
[[Star Ocean: Till the End of Time]] •
[[Star Wars: Battlefront II]] •
[[Star Wars Galaxies]] •
[[Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]] •
[[Star Wars: The Old Republic]] •
[[StarCraft]] •
[[StarCraft II]] •
[[Starhawk]] •
[[Stick Arena]] •
[[Street Fighter 2]] •
[[Subspace/Continuum]] •
[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] •
[[Super GAME OVER]] •
[[Super Nintendo]] •
[[Super Robot Wars]] •
[[Super Smash Bros]] •
[[Superman 64]] •
[[Supreme Commander]] •
[[SWAuTistic]] •
[[Tabula Rasa]] •
[[Tales of Symphonia]] •
[[Tamagotchi]] •
[[Team Fortress 2]] •
[[Terraria]] •
[[Tetris]] •
[[The Arkh Project]] •
[[The Clown Prince Rises]] •
[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] •
[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]] •
[[The Forest]] •
[[The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild]] •
[[The Orion Project]] •
[[TV Tropes/TheSagaraFamily|The Sagara Family]] •
[[The Sims]] •
[[The War Z]] •
[[The Witcher]] •
[[The World Ends With You]] •
[[Tibia]] •
[[TimeSplitters]] •
[[Tomb Raider]] •
[[Toontown]] •
[[Touhou]] •
[[Transformice]] •
[[Tribes 2]] •
[[Tribes Ascend]]
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<noinclude>

== U-V ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent11" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Uboa]] •
[[Ultima Online]] •
[[Ultros]] •
[[Umineko]] •
[[Uncharted]] •
[[Undertale]] •
[[Unreal Tournament]] •
[[Video games]] •
[[Visions]] •
[[Vortex]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== W-X ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent12" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Warframe]] •
[[War Thunder]] •
[[Warcraft 3]] •
[[Warhammer 40,000]] •
[[Warhawk]] •
[[Wario]] •
[[Watch_Dogs|Watch Dogs]] •
[[Whirled]] •
[[Wolfenstein]] •
[[World Wide Roleplay]] •
[[World of Darkness]] •
[[World of Longplays]] •
[[World of Warcraft]] •
[[WWII Online]] •
[[Wurm Online]] •
[[TV Tropes/Xchange|Xchange]] •
[[Xenimus]] •
[[Xenogears]] •
[[Xenosaga]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Y-Z ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameContent13" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Yandere]] •
[[Yooka-Laylee]] •
[[ZDaemon]] •
[[ZeldaOnline]] •
[[Zoo Tycoon]] •
[[Zoroark]]
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==July 2020==
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==January 2019==

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==Nov 2018==

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==October 2018==

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== April 2017 ==
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{{center|<big>Pretty much.</big>}}

== March 2017 ==
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{{center|<big>Look at the discomfort in her eyes</big>}}

== February 2016 ==
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== January 2016 ==

{{center|[[File:Turbo Tunnel.gif|350px]]<br>'''[[Battletoads]]'''}}

== June 2015 ==

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== May 2015 ==

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== April 2015 ==

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== March 2015 ==

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== February 2015 ==

{{center|[[File:Pidgey fainted.jpg|350px]]<br>'''[[Pokémon]]'''}}

== January 2015 ==

{{center|[[File:Famous Pranks of the Mushroom Kingdom.jpg|350px]]<br>'''[[Mario]]'''}}

== January 2014 ==

{{center|[[File:Angry Birds food.jpg|370px]]<br>'''[[Angry Birds]]'''}}

== August 2013 ==

{{center|[[File:Leon Strip.PNG|350px]]<br>'''[[Resident Evil 4]]'''}}

== July 2013 ==

[[File:Nintendo DS.jpg|300px]]<br>'''[[Nintendo DS]]'''

== June 2013 ==

[[File:Wonka Gaming Wisdom.png|370px]]

== May 2013 ==

[[File:Skullgirls Shadman.jpg|300px]]<br>'''[[Skullgirls]]'''

== April 2013 ==

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== March 2013 ==

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== 12 February 2013 ==

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== 29 January 2013 ==

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'''The sex-life of the average Pokefag in one image'''

== 12 January 2013 ==

[[File:Zelda's response to being asked for Anal.jpg|360px]]

== December 2012 ==

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'''[[Go fuck yourself|Thanks]], [[Valve]]'''

== November 2012 ==

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== October 2012 ==

[[File:Saints Row-The Third CrossDresser.jpg|300px]]<br>
'''[[Saints Row]] is [[Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger]] approved'''

== September 2012 ==

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== August 2012 ==

[[File:Gaming meets Porn.jpg|300px]]

== May 2012 ==

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== August 2011 ==

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== July 2011 ==

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'''The newest pokemon! Get your MJ now!'''

== June 2011 ==

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'''It had to be done.'''

== May 2011 ==

<youtube>giDIoEKCDM4</youtube>

'''Every [[Gmod]] level ever.'''

== April 2011 ==

<youtube>xt2uyDqbA-Q</youtube>

'''Best emulator ever'''

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==May 2024==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|The Coffin of Andy and Leyley}}
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'''The Coffin of Andy and Leyley''' is an [[autistic]] puzzle [[video game|game]] that was made on the best engine evah, [[RPG Maker]].

The main quirks in this game are "humor", dialogue written by a [[porn]] [[sick fuck|addict]], questionable [[art]] style and a shit-ton of [[incest|implied sexual tension between siblings]]; Oh yeah, and also [[cannibalism]] - [[for the lulz|'cuz why not??]] It is a game that desperately tries to be controversial by trying to explore taboo subjects, like cannibalism, toxic relationships, demon worship, [[satanist|satanic rituals]] and incest, “trying” being the key word here. Of course, most of these topics were added into the game just to make it controversial and to [[troll|trigger]] some [[butthurt]] [[retards]] for free publicity. And oh boy, [[epic win|did it succeed]]!!
<center>'''[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|(( GET DOXED IDIOT! ))]]'''</center>

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==September 2022==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Friday Night Funkin'}}
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'''''Friday Night Funkin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''''' is an [[AIDS]]-riddled rhythm game that is [[overrated]] in addition to being a shitty [[DDR]] and [[Parappa The Rapper|Parappa The Child Molester]] ripoff, complete with an [[women|obnoxious fanbase that never shuts up]]. It's already an [[Planned Parenthood|aborted fetus]] headed straight down the [[shithole]] forever, but not before a metric fuckton of pointless [[faggotry|bells and whistles]] get slapped on top of it in a desperate attempt to make the game "[[lie|better]]". It all started with [[unfunny]] [[Newgrounds|Jewgrounds]] [[retard|users]] ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), PhantomArcade (David Brown), "kawaisprite" ([[Spic|Isaac Garcia]]), and evilsk8r teamed up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing a game only to be awarded nothing. It's a [[rip-off]] of [[Parappa The Rapper]] combined with [[Dance Dance Revolution]] gameplay that [[shit no one cares about|no one still cares about]].

As the [[game]] [[overrated|skyrocketed]] up to the [[asshole]] of Nu-Newgrounds, and combined with [[13-year-old boys]] worshipping it, the four Newgrounds users began adding characters from the 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|school-shooting related game]] called "Pico School" before adding "Tankman", a second mascot from [[Newgrounds]]. They only do that because it makes [[fantards]] feel nostalgia they didn't even grow up with since Newgrounds used to be so based and fucked up, or they're [[children|too young]] to enter that [[shitty]] [[site]].
<center>'''[[Friday Night Funkin'|(( YEAH!!!!1 WE GETTING FREAK NIGHT YEAH! ))]]'''</center>
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==January 2022==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition}}
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'''Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Inferior Edition''' is a somehow even shittier set of remasters of the shitty mobile ports of the already shitty and massively overrated ''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]'', ''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]'', and ''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]''. The original trilogy despite being terrible games with shit graphics, outdated controls, and awful physics somehow still maintain a following of nostalgic [[Millennials]] missing the days of being an [[tough guy|edgy kid]] shooting and driving over a bunch of poorly programmed AI. People actually went out of there time to make mods for these games to make the games actually "[[pointless|look better]]," even though the games were as realistic as a 1960s superhero cartoon.
<center>'''[[Grand_Theft_Auto:_The_Trilogy_-_The_Definitive_Edition|(( HIGH DEFINITION ))]]'''</center>
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==January 2019==

{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Super GAME OVER}}
[[File:Supergng gameplay.JPG|right|200px]]
'''Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts''' is a shitty SNES videogame made by [[Capcom]]. It is THE HARDEST game ever made and is guaranteed to mindfuck any sane person who attempts to beat it, even on easy mode. The game is an upgraded version of ''Ghouls 'n Ghosts'' with retarded features like double jump for noobs who can't play without air control and whine when confronted to real hardcore arcade because Capcom wanted to take advantage of all the retards who actually spent $70 USD on every version of ''Street Fighter II''.
<center>'''[[Super GAME OVER|(( GAME OVER ))]]'''</center>
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==October 2018==

{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Red Dead Redemption}}
[[File:Cougars Gonna Coug.jpg|right|200px]]
'''Red Dead Redemption''' is yet another sandbox game by Britfag producers [[:Template:GTA|Rockstar Games]]; this time they switch it up a little by letting the spicfags in their [[San Diego]] office shit out the sequel to ''Red Dead Revolver''. The game became known as THE BEST GAEM EVAR!!11! by every 13 year old boy who owned a PS3 or Xbox 360. The whole game revolves around you trying to kill a bunch of Mexicans and niggers so you can get back with your family and show them your rattlesnake.

<center>'''[[Red Dead Redemption|(( RIDE 'EM COWBOY! ))]]'''</center>
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==March 2017==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|JonTron}}

[[image:ECH.jpg|right|300px]]
{{yt|u|JonTronShow| JonTron}} ([[Powerword]]: Jon [[Safari|Jafari]]) is a fat, ugly and [[unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|JewTube gamer]] that makes shitty review videos once every blue moon. He has somehow amassed over two millions retards to subscribe, in order to see him do his best ''[[Family Guy]]'' imitation skits interspersed with a lot of [[Fred|loud screaming and endless jump cuts in between]]. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the four trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some [[MFW|reaction gifs]] [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on [[v|/v/]]. He also somehow thinks that stealing video content from one of our own users is somehow a smart idea.
<center>'''[[JonTron|(( I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT I DISAGREE WITH YOU ))]]'''</center>
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==March 2017==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|YandereDev}}

[[File:YandereDevAttentionWhore.jpg|right|230px]]

YandereDev ([[Powerword]]: Alex Mahan) is a [[weeaboo]] who is currently creating the game [[Yandere]] Simulator. Aside from the fact that the game is an [[obvious]] ripoff of "[[Yandere#Yandere: The Game|Yandere]]", Yandere Simulator is a shitty Hitman clone, except, instead of having [[Goatse|big, open areas]], location diversity and tension, it has [[Fail| only one area inside a school]] and [[boring|no tension]]. Not to mention that none of the game's assets are made by him, he just steals them from Gmod or other games and calls it a day; but don't you DARE mention this to him, because these models are obviously just placeholders, and not realising that makes you [[:File:YanDevSpergOut.jpg|a stupid goddamn fucking elitist snob]]. Really, the only redeemable quality about the game is that you get to [[Columbine|kill school children]].

<center>'''[[YandereDev|(( IN PURSUIT OF PSYCHOPATHIC DIGITAL GF ))]]'''</center>
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==July 2016==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|IS Defense}}

[[File:ISDStartGoatfuck.jpg|200px|right|image]]

After creating the game Hatred, the team at DC released another lulzy game called IS Defense, in which the gameplay consists entirely of gunning down endless hordes of ISIS invaders on the shorelines of Europe. As usual, a shitstorm of drama and lulz erupted.

<center>'''[[IS Defense|((REMOVE KEBAB))]]'''</center>
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==August 2014==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Console Wars}}

[[File:Wii911.gif|200px|right|image]]

The Console Wars are an incredibly series of boring skirmishes fought with dubious logic and an endless supply of butthurt waged by poor people. Anyone with a decent income will simply buy all three, plus a kickass gaming computer and laugh as the peasants squabble like Shia and Sunni Muslims.

<center>'''[[Console Wars|((Nintendon't ))]]'''</center>
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== April 2014 ==

{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|3GI Industries}}

[[File:3gi logo.png|200px|right|image]]

'''3GI Industries''', more appropriately titled "Five Guys, A Girl, And A Video Game," is a crew of [[Virgin|young]] [[Geeks|misfits]] from Milwaukee, [[Wisconsin]], that are [[YouTube nobodies|internet famous]] for their real life Super Smash Tournament video series.
3GI began its career when the crew were all just [[teenagers]] who [[Wannabe|wanted so badly to be like]] the guys in Jackass. They impulsively began filming themselves doing a myriad of [[Stupid|ridiculous]] stunts and public trolling while wearing costumes and using props, firecrackers, and [[Asking for it|other explosive devices.]]

<center>'''[[3GI Industries|(( 3GI INDUSTRIES ))]]'''</center>
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== February 2014 ==

{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|King.com}}

[[File:King dot com plan.png|200px|right|image]]

'''King.com''' is the current, benevolent ruler of shitty mobile games.
All of their content is 100% original, and totally not just clones of older games, like Bejeweled.
They are most known, however, for taking an early lead in 2014's race for Biggest Douche by trademarking the word "Candy", and using it to troll the shit out of anyone who was already using it.

<center>'''[[King.com|(( KING.COM ))]]'''</center>{{clear}}
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== December 2013 ==

[[File:DuckHunter.jpg|150px|right|image]]

'''''Duck Hunt''''' ([[Moonspeak|ダックハント]]) is a title developed by [[Nintendo]] for the ''[[NES|Nintendo Entertainment System]]''. The title was initially released to the unwashed [[Japan|asiatic]] masses in [[1984]]. However, it took the passing of another eighteen months before it was finally placed into the hands of a Western audience. [[Some argue]] that this lengthy delay was nothing less than a fiendishly cunning oriental ruse in order to afford them more time to adjust their spectacle prescriptions and get in some practice so that their [[High score|high-score]]s wouldn't appear quite so shabby in comparison to those achieved through the natural latent ability of [[America]]ns to shoot and kill stuff.

<center>'''[[Duck Hunt|(( DUCK HUNT ))]]'''</center>
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==November 2013==
{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Audiosurf}}

[[File:AudioSurf.jpg|150px|right|link=Audiosurf]]

'''''Audiosurf''''' is a game that simulates the effects of the [[drug]], LSD. The main point of Audiosurf is to basically "[[fuck|ride]]" the [[crap|music]] that you listen to. The game automatically graphs out how the song will be and calculates how hard it will be. Then, after the level is completed, the score will be posted on the scoreboards. This causes much drama due to the amount of cheaters that mess up the scores for everyone. The top songs that have been played to recently are by the [[jonas brothers|Jewness Brothers]] and [[poser|Dragonforce]].

The developers of the game were so arrogant about the game that they named their team of developers "[[The Best|BestGameEver]]". This is misleading though due to the amount of fail the game has.
<center>'''[[Audiosurf|(( RIDE BABY RIDE ))]]'''</center>
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== June 6, 2013 ==

{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Xbox One}}

[[File:Orwellian360.jpg|150px|right]]
The '''Xbox One''' is a [[Mac|children's computer]] created by Microsoft to better serve those lacking the ability to operate a real computer. It features big, colored buttons to help the [[Retarded|differently abled]] use it easily, and can even be operated by voice or [[Adalia Rose|flailing]], if buttons prove too confusing. It sports the most cutting edge technology 2005 has to offer, and is an achievement of design unrivaled by all but the best [[Menstrual painting|preschool finger paintings]]. Upon opening the prototype, it was found to contain the same [[fail]] and [[AIDS]] that killed [[Steve Jobs]]. It is claimed that [[Truth|this is an essential design feature]].

<center>'''[[Xbox One|(( XBOX ONE ))]]'''</center>
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== May, 2013 ==

{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Banjo Kazooie}}
[[File:Banjo-Kazooie.jpg|150px|right]]
'''''Banjo Kazooie''''' is a video game created [[at least 100 years ago|in the 90s]] by [[Furluminati|Rareware]] while (like [[Mario]], but to a lesser extent) under the influence of mushrooms, LSD, and several other types of hallucinogenic [[drug]]s. The game features a [[furry]] and a [[bitch|talking]] bird fighting a fat old hag while collecting [[lolwut|talking puzzle pieces]]. It is thought of as a revolutionary step in [[Video games|video gaming]] by many gaming experts (i.e. [[fat]], [[lonely]] [[Nerd|nerds]]), although it only had three games including the new Xbox 360 game, which is shittier than the other two, plus a metric fuckload of horribly shitty games released on hand-held systems.

<center>'''[[Banjo Kazooie|(( BANJO KAZOOIE ))]]'''</center>
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{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|The Coffin of Andy and Leyley}}
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'''The Coffin of Andy and Leyley''' is an [[autistic]] puzzle [[video game|game]] that was made on the best engine evah, [[RPG Maker]].

The main quirks in this game are "humor", dialogue written by a [[porn]] [[sick fuck|addict]], questionable [[art]] style and a shit-ton of [[incest|implied sexual tension between siblings]]; Oh yeah, and also [[cannibalism]] - [[for the lulz|'cuz why not??]] It is a game that desperately tries to be controversial by trying to explore taboo subjects, like cannibalism, toxic relationships, demon worship, [[satanist|satanic rituals]] and incest, “trying” being the key word here. Of course, most of these topics were added into the game just to make it controversial and to [[troll|trigger]] some [[butthurt]] [[retards]] for free publicity. And oh boy, [[epic win|did it succeed]]!!
<center>'''[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|(( GET DOXED IDIOT! ))]]'''</center>

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[[Nintendo DS]] •
[[Nintendo Switch]] •
[[Oculus Rift]] •
[[PlayStation]] •
[[PlayStation_2|PlayStation 2]] •
[[PlayStation_3|PlayStation 3]] •
[[PlayStation 4]] •
[[PlayStation 5]] •
[[PSP]] •
[[Sega Game Gear]] •
[[Sega Genesis]] •
[[Super Nintendo]] •
[[Virtual Boy]] •
[[Wii]] •
[[Wii Fit]] •
[[Xbox]] •
[[Xbox 360]] •
[[Xbox One]] •
[[Xbox Series X]] •
[[ZX Spectrum]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== People/Reviewers ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameCategoryContent2" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[03bgood]] •
[[3GI Industries]] •
[[Aeralik]] •
[[Ajjantis]] •
[[Alan "Brenlo" Crosby]] •
[[Alexander Stern]] •
[[Alexander4488]] •
[[All Gen Gamers]] •
[[An Halo]] •
[[Anna Anthropy]] •
[[Angry Joe]] •
[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] •
[[Athene]] •
[[Attack of the Show]] •
[[BLACKB0ND]] •
[[BLACKbusterCritic]] •
[[Bobby Kotick]] •
[[Bombermanfan]] •
[[Brad McQuaid]] •
[[Brandon Phillips]] •
[[C-NOTE]] •
[[Caddicarus]] •
[[Callum Stockley]] •
[[Cartoonjunkie]] •
[[Chuggaaconroy]] •
[[Cooper Lawrence]] •
[[Curly]] •
[[Cyndre]] •
[[Defil3d]] •
[[Derek Smart]] •
[[DJ KEEMSTAR]] •
[[Drakon]] •
[[Dramasetter]] •
[[Durthas]] •
[[Dylan Tnga]] •
[[Egoraptor]] •
[[Elitemaiden]] •
[[Esachasa]] •
[[ExoParadigmGamer]] •
[[Fantendo]] •
[[Feminist Frequency]] •
[[FuturisticHub]] •
[[G4]] •
[[Gabe Newell]] •
[[Game Grumps]] •
[[Game Theory]] •
[[Gamelife]] •
[[GeodesicDragon2k8]] •
[[Gigi]] •
[[Girl Gamer]] •
[[Giskard]] •
[[Goon Squad]] •
[[HeroGaming]] •
[[Hideki Kamiya]] •
[[HyperCharge]] •
[[Insectduel]] •
[[IntLib]] •
[[In Utero]] •
[[Irate Gamer]] •
[[JackSepticeye]] •
[[Jack Thompson]] •
[[Jammno]] •
[[Jeff Gerstmann]] •
[[Jennichelle]] •
[[Jennifer Hepler]] •
[[Jfreedan]] •
[[John Romero]] •
[[Johni Michelle Heuser]] •
[[JonTron]] •
[[JRanger]] •
[[Justice League Unlimited]] •
[[Kripparrian]] •
[[LeisureSuitGaming]] •
[[Linkara]] •
[[Maarten]] •
[[Mangs]] •
[[Markiplier]] •
[[Matt Ward]] •
[[McJuggerNuggets]] •
[[Mega64]] •
[[MegatronPwnsYou]] •
[[Mekkkah]] •
[[Mike Matei]] •
[[MsHeartAttack]] •
[[Nixxiom]] •
[[Dshocker]] •
[[Owlsamantha]] •
[[Paul Christoforo]] •
[[Peter Chimaera]] •
[[PewDiePie]] •
[[PhantomL0rd]] •
[[PissedOffVideoGamer]] •
[[ProJared]] •
[[Prokofy Neva]] •
[[RDK]] •
[[Red Shirt Guy]] •
[[Reggie Fils-Aime]] •
[[Remedy]] •
[[Retro Video Game Kids]] •
[[Rodney Caston]] •
[[Rubén Puig Lecegui]] •
[[Ryan Lambourn]] •
[[Sakra]] •
[[Sam DeathWalker]] •
[[Shawn Woolley]] •
[[SigurdHosenfeld]] •
[[Silver Circle]] •
[[Simply Okami]] •
[[Suirenoki]] •
[[Sony Defense Force]] •
[[Squirrelking]] •
[[Starprincess801]] •
[[Sythe]] •
[[Thenintendo3ds2]] •
[[The Online Gamer]] •
[[The Spoony Experiment]] •
[[Tim Buckley]] •
[[Totalbiscuit]] •
[[Tourneyfag]] •
[[Ulillillia]] •
[[Universal]] •
[[Uwe Boll]] •
[[Video Game Reviewers]] •
[[W-Hat]] •
[[Wolfeedarkfang]] •
[[X-play]] •
[[YandereDev]] •
[[Zero Punctuation]] •
[[Zezima]] •
[[ZilianOP]] •
[[Zoe Quinn]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Companies ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameCategoryContent3" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[343 Industries]] •
[[Atari]] •
[[Atlus]] •
[[Bethesda Softworks]] •
[[Blizzard Entertainment]] •
[[Bungie.net]] •
[[Capcom]] •
[[EA]] •
[[Eidos]] •
[[Jagex]] •
[[King.com]] •
[[Konami]] •
[[Nintendo]] •
[[Sega]] •
[[SNK]] •
[[Sony Online Entertainment]] •
[[Square Enix]] •
[[Steve Jackson Games]] •
[[Ubisoft]] •
[[Valve]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Websites ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameCategoryContent4" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[3DSPlaza]] •
[[ACF]] •
[[Agnph]] •
[[All Is Brawl]] •
[[Battle.net Forums]] •
[[EQ2Flames]] •
[[Eingee.com]] •
[[Flipnote Hatena]] •
[[Freeman's Mind]] •
[[GameFAQs]] •
[[GameSpot]] •
[[Gamecrush]] •
[[Gamefly]] •
[[Gaygamer]] •
[[GSCentral]] •
[[GTAForums]] •
[[Hyper Forums]] •
[[IGN]] •
[[Jact]] •
[[Machinima]] •
[[McLeodGaming]] •
[[Minecraft Forums]] •
[[MyAdopts]] •
[[NGO]] •
[[NeoGAF]] •
[[NintendoLife]] •
[[Overclocked ReMix]] •
[[Penny Arcade]] •
[[PonyIsland]] •
[[RuneScape Forums]] •
[[San Andreas Roleplay]] •
[[Scorehero]] •
[[ScrewAttack]] •
[[Smogon University]] •
[[Steam Powered Users' Forums]] •
[[Sonic CulT]] •
[[Soraged]] •
[[Spacekatgal]] •
[[Speed demos archive]] •
[[Sporcle]] •
[[STOFlames]] •
[[Tg/]] •
[[TheGamerLand]] •
[[V/]] •
[[Wii60]] •
[[Xbox Republic]] •
[[YoYo Games]] •
[[Yoshi Art Forums]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Memes ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameCategoryContent5" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[360 Kid]] •
[[4chan Gaming]] •
[[And Fuck You Anyway]] •
[[Bitches and whores]] •
[[Bowsette]] •
[[Can't let you do that, StarFox!]] •
[[Falcon Punch]] •
[[FUCKING GAMESTOP!]] •
[[GAF'D]] •
[[GAME OVER YEAHHHH]] •
[[Giant Enemy Crabs]] •
[[Godhand Edit]] •
[[Grue]] •
[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge]] •
[[Is This Battletoads]] •
[[It's a Kirby, Retard]] •
[[Lanturn]] •
[[Leeroy Jenkins]] •
[[Luigi's Death Stare]] •
[[MASSIVE DAMAGE]] •
[[MY NAME IS X AND I WILL HAVE MY Y!]] •
[[Nope.avi]] •
[[OG Loc]] •
[[Oh No You Didn't]] •
[[Ondore]] •
[[Pretty cool guy]] •
[[Smugleaf]] •
[[Solid Snake's Ass]] •
[[Triforce]] •
[[What is a man?]] •
[[Za Warudo]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== Misc ==
</noinclude>
<div id="GameCategoryContent6" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[2B2T]] •
[[Amiibo]] •
[[Arcades]] •
[[Argent Dawn (EU)]] •
[[Artistic Games]] •
[[Camping]] •
[[Cash Items]] •
[[Chiptunes]] •
[[Computer Graphics]] •
[[CTRL ALT Delete]] •
[[Cyberrape]] •
[[EA Download Manager]] •
[[EDopoly]] •
[[ESRB]] •
[[Fort Longcat]] •
[[FPS]] •
[[Gamer]] •
[[GamerGate]] •
[[Gather Against Fate]] •
[[Giant Thumbs]] •
[[God Mode]] •
[[GOG]] •
[[Griefing]] •
[[Kill screen]] •
[[King Dedede Drooling While Eating]] •
[[LAN Party]] •
[[Let's Play]] •
[[Level Up]] •
[[Limit break]] •
[[Mass Carrier]] •
[[Mic spamming]] •
[[MMORPG]] •
[[Modding]] •
[[Mountain Dew]] •
[[MUD]] •
[[Nerdcore]] •
[[NPC]] •
[[PC Gamer]] •
[[PlayStation Network]] •
[[PunkBuster]] •
[[Ragdoll Physics]] •
[[Ralph Pootawn]] •
[[Real ID]] •
[[RPG]] •
[[She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood]] •
[[Solitaire]] •
[[Sore Thumbs]] •
[[Spike's Video Game Awards]] •
[[Steam]] •
[[StickyKeys]] •
[[Teabagging]] •
[[The Doom Comic]] •
[[The Wizard]] •
[[Trickshotting]] •
[[Xbox Live]] •
[[Xfire]] •
[[Zerg Rush]]
</div>

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<noinclude>
== A-B ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent1" class="morphcontent">
[[A Message From Chad and Steve]] •
[[A hunter shoots a bear]] •
[[AaronEverettLand]] •
[[AbsenceOfTheAbsent]] •
[[Addison Mikkelson]] •
[[Adele]] •
[[ADoseOfBuckley]] •
[[Aeverine Nieves]] •
[[Afr0blu3]] •
[[Afro Ninja]] •
[[Agoraphobic-Blue]] •
[[Ai Sponge|AI Sponge]] •
[[AJcomix]] •
[[Akai Dalia]] •
[[Akaichou]] •
[[AkewsticRockR]] •
[[Aleksandr Pistoletov]] •
[[Alex Mae Muholland]] •
[[Alexander4488]] •
[[Alexander4488/Approved ED Page]] •
[[Alexander4488/Director Commentary]] •
[[Alexandercarneiro]] •
[[Alex MacRae]] •
[[Alix Henriol]] •
[[Alphawerewolff]] •
[[Alyallie]] •
[[Amazingplatypus69]] •
[[Amber Buttrum]] •
[[America's Third Party]] •
[[AngelofthyNight]] •
[[Angry Grandpa]] •
[[Angry Homo Kid]] •
[[Angry Joe]] •
[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] •
[[AngryLittleGiri]] •
[[AnonymousNasty]] •
[[AnonymousThought]] •
[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] •
[[Anti-Flagger Association of YouTube]] •
[[AntiDisneyMovement]] •
[[Antoine Dodson]] •
[[Applemilk1988]] •
[[Aquagirlwhitefox]] •
[[Arceusfan2013]] •
[[Ardi Rizal]] •
[[Argent009]] •
[[Armake21]] •
[[Armoured Skeptic]] •
[[Asalieri]] •
[[Ashlea Clayton]] •
[[ASMR]] •
[[Astablazia]] •
[[AtJap13]] •
[[Atheist Scum United]] •
[[Athene]] •
[[Attackofthehank]] •
[[Audreynoland]] •
[[Aush0k]] •
[[Austin Fullmer]] •
[[Autoplay]] •
[[Axelswife1]] •
[[Aydin Paladin]] •
[[Ayumihamilton]] •
[[B Walmer]] •
[[Baaa]] •
[[Bags of Money]] •
[[Bananaphone]] •
[[BANGS]] •
[[Barefoot Nature]] •
[[Barmer479]] •
[[Bart the General]] •
[[Battim]] •
[[Battle For Dream Island]] •
[[Bee Movie]] •
[[Beebee890]] •
[[Beluga]] •
[[Benthelooney]] •
[[Berd]] •
[[Betabyteiphone]] •
[[BG Kumbi]] •
[[BigBadFurgyTheFox]] •
[[Bikerfox]] •
[[Bill122460]] •
[[Billoon45]] •
[[BLACKB0ND]] •
[[BLACKbusterCritic]] •
[[Blasphemy Challenge]] •
[[BleedingFireWolf]] •
[[Bloodraptor]] •
[[Bludshot the Hedgehog]] •
[[BlueshineWolf]] •
[[Blunty3000]] •
[[Bob Rehahn]] •
[[Bodrochowski]] •
[[BodyXPolitic]] •
[[Boh3m3]] •
[[Boxxy]] •
[[Brandon Smith]] •
[[Bravesgirl5]] •
[[Break]] •
[[Brett Keane]] •
[[Brian Mueller]] •
[[Brittany Venti]] •
[[BrokeTheInterweb]] •
[[Broncofn90]] •
[[Brookers]] •
[[Burger the Angry Cat]] •
[[BURK]] •
[[Bus Uncle]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== C-D ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent2" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Caddicarus]] •
[[Cakefarts]] •
[[CallumCartel]] •
[[Cansin13]] •
[[CapnOAwesome]] •
[[CaptainAtheist]] •
[[Caramelldansen]] •
[[Carl Fiadino]] •
[[Cartoonjunkie]] •
[[Cash Master]] •
[[CassiusPlejarenAlien]] •
[[Chad "Atheist Killa" Elliott]] •
[[Chad Hurley]] •
[[Chadwardenn]] •
[[Chancepsych]] •
[[ChangeDaChannel]] •
[[Charlestrippy]] •
[[Charlie Bit Me - Again!]] •
[[Cheeseburger Josh]] •
[[Cheetawolf]] •
[[Chekovsgun]] •
[[Cheryl Shuman]] •
[[Chismah]] •
[[Chloe Dykstra]] •
[[ChosonNinja]] •
[[Chrissy Chambers]] •
[[Chris Crocker]] •
[[Chris-chan/Videos]] •
[[ChristianHillbilly]] •
[[Chuggaaconroy]] •
[[Cid Silverwing]] •
[[Cid and Conners Excellent Adventure]] •
[[CircaRigel]] •
[[Cirno]] •
[[Clay Claymore]] •
[[Clayranger89]] •
[[Codenamesailorearth]] •
[[Codenamesailorearth/2nd Wikia Saga]] •
[[Codenamesailorearth/2nd Wikia Saga/Blacklist]] •
[[Codenamesailorearth/ED Saga]] •
[[Codenamesailorearth/The Beginning]] •
[[Cokeman2423]] •
[[Colleen Thomas]] •
[[Condom Snorting]] •
[[Cooking With Jack Show]] •
[[CopperCab]] •
[[Corey Margera]] •
[[Coughlan666]] •
[[Crazy Gideon]] •
[[Crazyvideosandrants]] •
[[Criss Angel]] •
[[CRoadwarrior]] •
[[Cropperb]] •
[[Crossmack]] •
[[Crunkcore]] •
[[Crystal Shinkle]] •
[[Cubby]] •
[[Culexor]] •
[[Culexor/YouTube]] •
[[CuntFuckBitch]] •
[[Cupcake Dog]] •
[[CustomGrow420]] •
[[Cutechong]] •
[[CutiePieMarzia]] •
[[Cwilliams1976]] •
[[Cyanterrorist]] •
[[DaddyOFive]] •
[[DaHaloChick]] •
[[Damaron]] •
[[Damien Estreich]] •
[[Dan144x]] •
[[DandCVideos]] •
[[Dangerman]] •
[[Danielspengies]] •
[[Darknessthecurse]] •
[[Darksidered992]] •
[[Darkspeeds]] •
[[DarksydePhil]] •
[[Darkzero63]] •
[[DashieGames]] •
[[David After Dentist]] •
[[David Hockey]] •
[[Davidsfarm]] •
[[DaxFlame]] •
[[Dbootsthediva]] •
[[Dcigs]] •
[[Dear Sister]] •
[[Deleting Your YouTube Videos]] •
[[Demcad]] •
[[Denalynnn]] •
[[Derek Jeeves]] •
[[Derpaviangott]] •
[[Dev-catscratch]] •
[[Digibrony]] •
[[DigitalSurgeon]] •
[[DiGiTiLsOuL]] •
[[Diaper Boy]] •
[[Die Antwoord]] •
[[Diogo Mendes]] •
[[Dips Tobacco Redneck]] •
[[DJ KEEMSTAR]] •
[[DLAbaoaqu]] •
[[DodgerofZion]] •
[[Dog264]] •
[[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]] •
[[Donnie Davies]] •
[[Double Rainbow]] •
[[DoubleSAnimations]] •
[[Downfall]] •
[[Doomentio]] •
[[Dr. Octogonapus]] •
[[Dr. Tran]] •
[[Dr4g0nK1d]] •
[[Draconas Rayne]] •
[[Drewtoothpaste]] •
[[Drinkingwithbob]] •
[[DrossRotzank]] •
[[Drp1zza]] •
[[Dylan Kimberlin]] •
[[DynaCatlovesme]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== E-F ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent3" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Edarem]] •
[[Eddward4eva]] •
[[Eduard Khil]] •
[[Eddsworld]] •
[[Egoraptor]] •
[[Einshine]] •
[[Einsidler]] •
[[Elevator Filming]] •
[[Emery Bowman]] •
[[Emmalina]] •
[[Emogirl21]] •
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:YouTube Improvement Drive]] •
[[Epic Beard Man]] •
[[Epic meal time]] •
[[Epic Rap Battles of History]] •
[[EpicKitty54]] •
[[EricDouglace]] •
[[Evalion]] •
[[Exhibit A]] •
[[Exhibit B-5]] •
[[ExoParadigmGamer]] •
[[Fail Army]] •
[[FakeSagan]] •
[[Fake Schizophrenia]] •
[[Fanime]] •
[[Fatman]] •
[[Felinoid]] •
[[Felipeneto]] •
[[Fergie Olver]] •
[[Filthy Frank]] •
[[Filthywhore]] •
[[Firithfenion]] •
[[Fists The Echidna]] •
[[Flirty The Fox]] •
[[Fluffy teh wolf]] •
[[fouseyTUBE]] •
[[Frank Bonafede]] •
[[Frank Hassle]] •
[[ForeverKailyn]] •
[[Forum Trolling]] •
[[Frank'sVoice]] •
[[Fred]] •
[[Fredryk Phox]] •
[[Freeman's Mind]] •
[[Friends of A-Log]] •
[[Frosty the Snowman]] •
[[Future the rapper]] •
[[FuturisticHub]] •
[[FCTC]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== G-H ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent4" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Gaijin Goombah]] •
[[Game Grumps]] •
[[Game Theory]] •
[[GangstaElijah]] •
[[Gay kiss]] •
[[Geerup]] •
[[Gen Zed]] •
[[George Carlin]] •
[[George Sodini]] •
[[George4title]] •
[[Gerald Celente]] •
[[Get A New Daddy]] •
[[Gigi]] •
[[Gimme Pizza]] •
[[Gimmeabreakman]] •
[[Ginger Genocide]] •
[[Gingerslap]] •
[[Globohomo]] •
[[Gloria Tesch]] •
[[GoddessMillenia]] •
[[GodofUnicorns]] •
[[Golimar]] •
[[Goosh Goosh]] •
[[Gorgeous George]] •
[[Gorilla199]] •
[[Gothguurl1989]] •
[[Gothreaper1]] •
[[Gothzilla]] •
[[GradeAUnderA]] •
[[Graeme Stephen Tucker]] •
[[GreenTeaGirlie]] •
[[Greeny Phatom]] •
[[Greg Solomon]] •
[[Greyson Chance]] •
[[Gunther]] •
[[GurigorloX]] •
[[H.J. Freaks]] •
[[HIVchick]] •
[[Hannah Crapps]] •
[[Happy Tree Friends]] •
[[Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]] •
[[Hatedwerewolf]] •
[[Haters]] •
[[Heavy The Squid]] •
[[HellionExciter]] •
[[HinaUchi]] •
[[Honey Badger]] •
[[Honorz]] •
[[Hotel Mario]] •
[[HowToBasic]] •
[[HyperCharge]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== I-J ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent5" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[I Hate Everything]] •
[[I Like Turtles]] •
[[I just wanted to make it snow]] •
[[Ice Poseidon]] •
[[Ickeriss69]] •
[[IDubbbzTV]] •
[[Ignored]] •
[[Imclosetfree]] •
[[Immelmann]] •
[[Inception Cat]] •
[[Inmendham]] •
[[Intellectual Checkmate]] •
[[Interior Crocodile Alligator]] •
[[Inuboy1000]] •
[[Irate Gamer]] •
[[Irish282]] •
[[Iron Man Numbers]] •
[[Italian Spiderman]] •
[[ItsAboutJesus]] •
[[Itssaphiragore]] •
[[JackSepticeye]] •
[[Jaclyn Glenn]] •
[[Jazz Jennings]] •
[[JDubs]] •
[[JacobDarkgod]] •
[[Jacob Sartorius]] •
[[Jake Paul]] •
[[Jamich]] •
[[Jared Milton]] •
[[Jason Steele]] •
[[Jasonspeaks]] •
[[Jawsus]] •
[[Jay Wakefield]] •
[[Jeffree Star]] •
[[Jennifer Lynn Petkov]] •
[[Jerry Peet]] •
[[Jessi Slaughter]] •
[[Jessica Beagley]] •
[[Jessica Valenti]] •
[[Jewish Internet Defense Force]] •
[[JewWario]] •
[[JezuzFreek777]] •
[[Jfreedan]] •
[[Jim Profit]] •
[[Joe Somebody]] •
[[Joey Boots]] •
[[Joeysworldtour]] •
[[John Katehis]] •
[[Johnny Rebel]] •
[[Jonah Mowry]] •
[[Jonas Brothers]] •
[[JonTron]] •
[[Jon Sudano]] •
[[Joseph Kony]] •
[[Joseph8276]] •
[[JoshU2uber]] •
[[Joshwa Plastic]] •
[[JuggaletteJenny]] •
[[Justin Bieber]] •
[[Jwriter4]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== K-L ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent6" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[K00lAIDGIRL]] •
[[Kaa VFX]] •
[[Kai the Hitchhiker]] •
[[Kathera Lockharte]] •
[[Katherine Marion]] •
[[Kathleen Todd]] •
[[Katiesopinion]] •
[[Katiethesinger123]] •
[[Keffals]] •
[[Kero The Wolf]] •
[[Kersal Massive]] •
[[Kevin Smith]] •
[[Keyboard Cat]] •
[[Kicesie]] •
[[Kim Petras]] •
[[Kimberleigh]] •
[[KingMasterReview]] •
[[KissingTheWolf]] •
[[Kitty0706]] •
[[KNIGHTRIDAH]] •
[[Know Your Meme]] •
[[Kobidobidog]] •
[[Korax]] •
[[Kphoria]] •
[[Kraut and Tea]] •
[[KrappleGuy]] •
[[Kripparrian]] •
[[Krispy Kreme]] •
[[Krystle Cole]] •
[[KSI]] •
[[Kumichoo]] •
[[Kyle Forrest]] •
[[Käpt'n Balu Und Seine Tollkühne Crew]] •
[[L.U.L.Z.]] •
[[La Pequeña]] •
[[Laci Green]] •
[[Laddergoat]] •
[[LadyALT69]] •
[[LambiSinClair]] •
[[Latarian Milton]] •
[[Lee Westwick]] •
[[Legion of Noway]] •
[[LeisureSuitGaming]] •
[[LeisureSuitGaming/NoDateGamers]] •
[[Leprechaun]] •
[[Lesleyblood]] •
[[Let's Play]] •
[[Lexi Bee]] •
[[Lexshit Bleuuaaaargh]] •
[[Lia Marie Johnson]] •
[[Liam Sullivan]] •
[[LifeInATent]] •
[[LILSHOWSTOPPA]] •
[[Lilypichu]] •
[[Limapal00za]] •
[[Linkara]] •
[[Lisanova]] •
[[LittleKuriboh]] •
[[Logan Paul]] •
[[LoganSperman2]] •
[[Lonelygirl15]] •
[[Lopunny]] •
[[LordZedd16]] •
[[Lordshadrach]] •
[[Louisthehedgehog]] •
[[Lowtax/YouTube]] •
[[Lukeywes1234]] •
[[Lulz in hell Trollfags]] •
[[Lyle McDouchebag]] •
[[Lynn Ann]] •
[[Lyor Cohen]]
</div>
<noinclude>

== M-N ==
</noinclude>
<div id="YTContent7" class="morphcontent hiddentext">
[[Machinima]] •
[[MagicalPockyUsagi]] •
[[MajelaZeZeDiamond]] •
[[Majira Strawberry]] •
[[MamaMax]] •
[[Mangs]] •
[[Manlytears]] •
[[MannixThePirate]] •
[[Mariozplaze]] •
[[Mariotehplumber]] •
[[Mark Gormley]] •
[[Markiplier]] •
[[Mars Defden]] •
[[Maru]] •
[[Matrooko11]] •
[[Matt Shizzle]] •
[[Max Harris]] •
[[Maxofs2d]] •
[[McJuggerNuggets]] •
[[MeganLeeHeart]] •
[[MeganSpeaks]] •
[[Mekkkah]] •
[[MeleeKirby]] •
[[Memy9909]] •
[[Meta527II]] •
[[METOKUR]] •
[[Michael Gimson]] •
[[Michael Jackson]] •
[[Michelle Phan]] •
[[Mickyy Moo]] •
[[Mike Matei]] •
[[Million Dollar Extreme]] •
[[Milo Stewart]] •
[[Misha Silenosti]] •
[[MissHannahMinx]] •
[[Mister Metokur]] •
[[MMORPG Freak Out]] •
[[Mogalful]] •
[[Monica Punk]] •
[[MonkeyGameGuides]] •
[[Montagraph]] •
[[Morbid Krabs]] •
[[MorganAnson]] •
[[Moromillas]] •
[[Mr Beast]] •
[[Mr Pregnant]] •
[[MrDisambiguation]] •
[[MRirian]] •
[[Mrpunchdrunk1]] •
[[MrRepzion]] •
[[MsHeartAttack]] •
[[Muffdaddy2]] •
[[Mumkey Jones]] •
[[Murdoch Murdoch]] •
[[MustDestroyAll]] •
[[MyIDIsPhat]] •
[[MylarBalloonFan]] •
[[MySpace Kid]] •
[[MysteriousMrEnter]] •
[[MysteryGuitarMan]] •
[[Nalts]] •
[[Narcovideo]] •
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[[Nixxiom]] •
[[No Bullshit]] •
[[Nornna]] •
[[NOT THE BEES]] •
[[Nothing Toxic]] •
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[[Operation Fat Fuck]] •
[[Operation Yewtube]] •
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[[Oschaper]] •
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[[Pat Condell]] •
[[Paul "Fetch" Carnes]] •
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[[Pekiti]] •
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[[Peter Schiff]] •
[[PewDiePie]] •
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[[Pyrobooby]]
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[[Realstreamnews]] •
[[Rebecca Black]] •
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[[Remi Gaillard]] •
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[[ReviewTechUSA]] •
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[[RMG Productions]] •
[[Robotnik]] •
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[[Rootbrian]] •
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[[Rucka Rucka Ali]]
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[[TheVeganStudent]]
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[[Virus-20]] •
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[[Vsauce]]
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[[YouTube]] •
[[YouTube Anti-Troll Club]] •
[[YouTube Avatars]] •
[[YouTube Civil War]] •
[[YouTube Commentaries]] •
[[YouTube Deaf Jam]] •
[[YouTube Furry War]] •
[[YouTube Independence Day]] •
[[YouTube Poop]] •
[[YouTube Poop: The Movie]] •
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[[YouTube Ratings]] •
[[YouTube Staff]] •
[[YouTube Street Team]] •
[[YouTube Subscriber Hack]] •
[[YouTube Super Fags]] •
[[YouTube Thomas Club]] •
[[YouTube View Fraud]] •
[[YouTube Vigilantes]] •
[[YouTube War Expert]] •
[[YouTube Yahweh Clan]] •
[[Youflood]] •
[[Young Tubers United]] •
[[Young Tubers United/The Trades Article]] •
[[Younger Woolwich Boyz]] •
[[YourTubeNews]] •
[[Youtube Nobodies]] •
[[Ytask]] •
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[[ZenArcher]] •
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Retarded FAG: Created page with "{{subpage|Portal:YouTube/Featured Article}}{{featuredsort|articles}} ==June 2023== {{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|AI Sponge}} Right| The year is 2023, and AI is slowly taking over content creators' jobs. Also in 2023, for some unknown reason, Nickelodeon is still producing new episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants after over 24 years of the show. Have you ever wondered..."

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==June 2023==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|AI Sponge}}

[[File:AI Sponge - A few moments later.jpg|thumb|250px|Right|]]

The year is [[2023]], and AI is [[AI artwork|slowly taking over]] content creators' jobs. Also in 2023, [[Why|for some unknown reason]], [[Nickelodeon]] is still producing new episodes of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] after over 24 years of the show. Have [[you]] ever wondered what the show would be like if something that [[your mom| wasn't even human]] produced it? No? Well, too bad.
Introducing '''AI Sponge''', a <strike>[[Twitch]]</strike> YouTube channel stream that does just that, and ironically, it's somewhat better.

The stream follows a very simple structure: the entire stream is comprised of AI-generated dialogue skits between 2 to 4 characters that last about 30 seconds, before a time card signals a transition to the next skit. During the conversation, the characters will slowly walk around, carry objects, or [[LOLWUT|get hit by speeding car/boat things]]. The current characters in ai_sponge include: SpongeBob, Patrick, <s>Squidward</s> '''[[earrape|LOUDWARD]]''', Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary, and the latest addition, Mrs. Puff.

You can also donate $3 to appear in the scene as a generic fish character with a nametag, so that's one more way you could be wasting money.

<center>'''[[AI Sponge|(( SPONGEBOB, BUT IT'S WRITTEN BY AI ))]]'''</center>
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==September 2022==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Animation Meme}}

[[File:Example Animation Meme.gif|thumb|250px|Right|]]
'''Animation "Memes"''' (AKA '''Head Bobbing Memes''') are horribly animated music videos that are popular on sites like [[YouTube]] and [[DeviantArt]]. These so-called "memes" are similar to animated music videos from the earlier internets when [[Newgrounds]] was popular and [[Flipnote Hatena]] was a thing, except with all the [[originality]] and talent ripped out of them, and likewise, pumped full of trendfaggotry and [[AIDS]] to replace it- and a large dash of [[furfaggotry]] as well. Every one of these animation "memes" consist of some overused animation format and accompanying song with either an [[OC|original character]] or popular media character traced over the animation format. Animation memes are popular in part due to how easy they are to make, usually consisting of just two repeating frames in which the head is selected and placed a little lower in the second frame (creating the "head bobbing" effect). Most people who make animation memes are [[weeaboos]] or [[emo]]-[[furries]] expressing their angsty suicidal emotions. [[Tik Tok]] can be considered a live action form of animation memes.

<center>'''[[Animation Meme|(( ANIMATION RETARDATION ))]]'''</center>
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==2019-2021==
gone missin'
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==January 2019==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|SuperMarioLogan}}

[[File:Smlloganjeffy.jpg|thumb|200px|Right|Logan with Jeffy.]]
'''SuperMarioLogan''' ([[Powerword]]: Logan Austin [[LOLWUT|Thirtyacre]]), is a [[YouTube|JewTube]] channel owned by a nasally voiced [[faggot]] that makes videos about him and some other fucktards playing with [[JaSonic|plushies]] of [[ORIGINAL_CHARACTER_DO_NOT_STEAL|their extremely original and creative characters]], such as Bowser Junior, [[Wop|Mario]] and [[Rapist|Shrek]]. They also use puppets such as those from Melissa and Doug including Chef [[Pingas|Pee Pee]] and Brooklyn T. Guy. Much recently, Jeffy was added into the mix which made the channel somehow "popular".

The channel's content consists of them randomly screaming and doing [[God]] knows what, while a [[spic]] [[whore]] (his gold digging "girlfriend") films and rubs her stank pussy to Logan's micro [[cock]]. Autistic 5 year olds on crack can make better quality videos than him (Also what his fanbase consists of). He actually makes a [[WTF|living]] off of this stuff, we shit you not. He has hit over 6,000,000 YT subscribers [[last Thursday]].

<center>'''[[SuperMarioLogan|((YOUTUBE SENSATION SUPERMARIOLOGAN IS COMING FOR YOUR KIDS!!!))]]'''</center>
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==December 2017==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Kraut and Tea}}

[[File:Kraut and Tea Face.jpg|right|250px]]
'''Kraut and Tea''' or '''[[powerword|Joseph Lancaster]]''' single-handedly stopped the raise of the {{hover|anti-semitic|try typing Kraut and Tea into the search field and press search}}, meme-spouting, racist-fascist, white-ethnostatist alt-right by making poorly researched videos on race realism, where it was quite evident he had no fucking knowledge on the subject. And these videos were fucking boring as Joseph likes to try to sound smart, but he just isn't. And his voice is that of under-developed Microsoft Sam, with an awful German accent.

Before his time on YouTube as a protector of the fair Jewish people, Joseph was busy protecting M'Lady on various atheist forums, where he tried to his abysmal spelling to impress all the fair maidens, so they would have sex with him.

In December of 2017 it was found that Kraut's crack team of researchers were trying to dig up old posts to find dirt on alt-right losers. Newsflash idiot, the alt-right are already lolcows. They touch their tiny dicks to traps and anime tiddies and will never touch a real girl. Something both the alt-right and Joseph have in common. This caused Kraut's best friends [[Sargon of Akkad]] (Carl Benjamin) and Veemonro (Codrin Stavri) decided to ditch their support for him.

<center>'''[[Kraut and Tea|(( BORING AND RETARDED ))]]'''</center>
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==April 2017==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Shoe0nHead}}

[[File:Shoe0nHead.jpg|right|200px]]

'''June La Porta/June Lapine''' is like a {{age|1991|06|22}} year old [[boxxy]] [[wannabe]] with even less common sense, a bigger [[ego]] and a free-for-all [[pussy]], who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. An [[attention whore]] of the highest caliber, everything she does is done to pander to the beta virgin anti-feminist crowd. Naming herself after an [[old meme]], copying boxxy's look, her [[Gawker|clickbait]] video titles and thumbnails, parading her tiny tits around, and her edgy anti-feminist opinions were all calculated acts done in order to net her the highest possible amount of Youtube [[jewgold]]. The saddest part is that it totally worked, as she now has over 400k subs.

<center>'''[[Shoe0nHead|(( I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BOXXY! ))]]'''</center>
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==March 2017==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|JonTron}}

[[image:ECH.jpg|right|300px]]
{{yt|u|JonTronShow| JonTron}} ([[Powerword]]: Jon [[Safari|Jafari]]) is a fat, ugly and [[unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|JewTube gamer]] that makes shitty review videos once every blue moon. He has somehow amassed over two millions retards to subscribe, in order to see him do his best ''[[Family Guy]]'' imitation skits interspersed with a lot of [[Fred|loud screaming and endless jump cuts in between]]. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the four trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some [[MFW|reaction gifs]] [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on [[v|/v/]]. He also somehow thinks that stealing video content from one of our own users is somehow a smart idea.
<center>'''[[JonTron|(( I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT I DISAGREE WITH YOU ))]]'''</center>

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==March 2017==
{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|ADoseOfBuckley}}

[[File:DoseOfBuckley.jpg|right|200px]]
ADoseOfBuckley{{Atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: Adam Buckley) is a [[Canadian]] [[edgelord]] that makes videos [[No|red-pilling the ignorant masses]] in a shitty [[MS Paint]] slideshow format. He believes that he's "not a YouTuber" [[wut|because he doesn't like YouTube]], and instead thinks of himself as a "[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|comedian]]", but the only thing funny about Buckley is that [[USI|he finds himself funny]]. Also [[Fact|anybody that uploads videos to YouTube is a YouTuber]].

<center>[[ADoseOfBuckley|'''(( I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT OPINIONS ))''']]</center>
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== July 2014 ==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Addison Mikkelson}}

[[File:Addison police shirt.jpg|200px|right]]

You're [[Teenager|17 years old]], bored and struggling with [[Junkie|addiction]], and you have the unfortunate name of [[emo|Addison]]. So what do you do? Find a hobby that will [[jew|make you money]], of course.

'''Addison Marshall Mikkelson''' did just that, and that hobby is filming every [[Cops|cop]] he could intentionally come in contact with and passive aggressively attempt to flip the script and [[Fuck the police|preach their own law to them]].

If he felt they acted out of line during the encounter, he promptly uploaded the video to [[YouTube]] and [[BAWWW|cried to everyone]] that he was [[Raped|violated]] by the [[Nazi|Gestapo]] police force of his [[LOL|militant]] [[Kansas|town]]. Many lulz were had when he was later busted for possessing numerous drugs, exposing the [[Truth|true reason]] behind his attention-whoring scheme.

<center>[[Addison Mikkelson|'''(( PROBLEM, OFFICER? ))''']]</center>

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== April 2014 ==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Frank Bonafede}}

[[File:Frank bonafede.jpg|200px|right]]

'''Frank F. Bonafede''' (born 1955) is an internet predator living two separate lives. One life is that of a happily married man who frequently travels the world, while the other is the dark life of a sexually depraved fetishist fighting a battle with his inner demons. Frank currently resides in the greater San Diego area of California.

Frank's perversion is that of seeing the bodies of young men and women in a sickly thin fashion. For example: anorexics, bulimics, people going on extreme diets, victims of starvation, and people attempting to fast as long as they possibly can and then posting internet updates of their progress.

<center>[[Frank Bonafede|'''(( FRANK BONAFEDE ))''']]</center>
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== January 2014 ==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|The Dickriders}}

[[File:Infidelavenger.PNG|200px|right]]

'''The Dickriders''' are a super-team of extremist [[Coughlan666|Coughlan]] fanboys that have [[fail|taken a level]] in faggotry.
Anybody that dares criticize their hero will certainly enjoy a series of [[butthurt|intellectual]] comments and video responses from these sad and pathetic loser assholes that come out of the woodwork to throw in their two cents and tell you to STFU.
<center>[[The Dickriders|'''(( THE DICKRIDERS ))''']]</center>
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== December 2013 ==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Lordshadrach}}

[[File:Shadrach.png|200px|right]]

'''Lord Shadrach''', more commonly described as just '''Shadrach''' is someone who is totally not [[Christian Weston Chandler]], and to prove it, he makes videos of him complaining about it to try to prove it, much like [[Anthony Logatto|someone else]] does. On top of this, he is his own brand of autism craziness, believing himself to be a [[Naruto|super awesome ninja]] and thinks he goes up against the rock star from Mars often.

<center>[[Lordshadrach|'''(( LORDSHADRACH ))''']]</center>
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==July 2013==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|Aleksandr Pistoletov}}

[[File:Александр Пистолетов.gif|200px|right]]

'''Aleksandr Pistoletov''' aka "Alexander Pistols" aka "[[Dongcopter|Dongcopter Pirate]]" is a Russian singer/pornstar who mesmerized the internet last Thursday, by [[Meatspin|swinging his dick]] to shitty [[techno]] and corny [[pirate]] movies. Unfortunately, [[YouTube]] finally noticed that a video showing cock uploaded in March 2012 was ''probably'' against their Terms of Service and deleted it. But, there's a lot more where that came from.

<center>[[Aleksandr Pistoletov|'''(( RUSSIAN NEW PIRATE ))''']]</center>

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==May 2013==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|The Online Gamer}}

[[File:Aaron Showing His Affection.png|200px|right]]

'''The Online Gamer''' is a [[YouTube]] series created by RecklessTortuga about a [[nigger]] playing [[Call of Duty]], because he doesn't have [[chicken]] or [[watermelon]]. So all that he can do is be a [[basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] homophobic manchild that over-abuses censored curse words. The series is almost like the [[AVGN]], since both of the protagonists are cussing out like an autistic child. The only difference is that the Angry Video Game Nerd is a retrofag, and Aaron is a Call of [[Shit|Duty]] fucktard that despises '''everything''' that isn't CoD.

<center>[[The Online Gamer|'''(( A SWEARING SIMULATOR FOR CHILDREN ))''']]</center>
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== April 27, 2011 ==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|JuggaletteJenny}}

[[File:JuggaletteJenny.JPG|200px|right]]

JuggaletteJenny is an [[obese]] pre-op [[transsexual]] [[goth]] [[lesbian]] [[juggalo]]. Srsly.

If you're confused, hold on. It gets worse. Much worse.

Notice: Due to a violation of the agreed upon stipulations put forth during [[JuggaletteJenny/arbchat|arbchat]] by JuggaletteJenny, this article will remain online until reconciliatory actions are taken and the stipulations are met.

Warning: Jenny will use his [[fake|1337]] HACKER [[none|SKILLZ]] TO TAKE DOWN THIS SITE!!!111

<center>[[JuggaletteJenny|'''(( WHITE KNIGHT OF THE DARK CARNIVAL ))''']]</center>

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== April 16, 2011 ==

{{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|DJ KEEMSTAR}}

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[[Pedophile|DJ Keemstar]] (also known as Marshyd13 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]) is a leader of a clan on [[xbox|exbawcks]] [[Xbox Live|live]] made up of [[12-year-old boys|12 year olds]] known as the [[12-year-old boys|"Federation of Asshole Gamers"]] or the [[faggot|"F@G"]]. He gained a following of many [[12-year-old boys|12 year old]] [[Halo]] [[fanboys]] who call their [[BDSM|dungeon master]] [[Lie|"Halo's #1 Trashtalker"]]: [[IRL]] he's a [[butthurt]] father with an extreme amount of [[unwarranted self importance]]. DJ spends his life on [[Xbox Live]], [[BlogTV]], and [[jewtube|Youtube]] where [[Talentless|he has 50,000 subscribers from dick riding]] machinima directors and [[Call of Duty]] commentators. He begged them to advertise his YouTube channel but, hilariously enough, the only people that actually subscribed were [[12-year-old boys]].

<center>[[DJ KEEMSTAR|'''(( FREE CANDY IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO ME ))''']]</center>
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Retarded FAG: Created page with "<noinclude>{{subpage|Portal:YouTube}}{{featuredupdate|article}} </noinclude> {{:Portal:YouTube/Featured Article/title|AI Sponge}} Right| The year is 2023, and AI is slowly taking over content creators' jobs. Also in 2023, for some unknown reason, Nickelodeon is still producing new episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants after over 24 years of the show. Have you ever wondered what..."

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The year is [[2023]], and AI is [[AI artwork|slowly taking over]] content creators' jobs. Also in 2023, [[Why|for some unknown reason]], [[Nickelodeon]] is still producing new episodes of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] after over 24 years of the show. Have [[you]] ever wondered what the show would be like if something that [[your mom| wasn't even human]] produced it? No? Well, too bad.
Introducing '''AI Sponge''', a <strike>[[Twitch]]</strike> YouTube channel stream that does just that, and ironically, it's somewhat better.

The stream follows a very simple structure: the entire stream is comprised of AI-generated dialogue skits between 2 to 4 characters that last about 30 seconds, before a time card signals a transition to the next skit. During the conversation, the characters will slowly walk around, carry objects, or [[LOLWUT|get hit by speeding car/boat things]]. The current characters in ai_sponge include: SpongeBob, Patrick, <s>Squidward</s> '''[[earrape|LOUDWARD]]''', Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary, and the latest addition, Mrs. Puff.

You can also donate $3 to appear in the scene as a generic fish character with a nametag, so that's one more way you could be wasting money.

<center>'''[[AI Sponge|(( SPONGEBOB, BUT IT'S WRITTEN BY AI ))]]'''</center>

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Retarded FAG: Created page with "{{featuredsort|articles}} ==March 2018== {{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Jee Jing}} {{center|<big>'''Jee Jing'''</big>}} right '''Jennifer Marie Baquing''' (a.k.a. '''Jee Jing''', '''shelovesdresses''', '''therealjennybeeee''', '''Kim Jong Jew''' and '''Cha-Ching!''') is a {{Age|1987|11|13}}-year-old Azn-Americunt photographer, fashion designer, admitted high-class prostitute and self-pro..."

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==March 2018==
{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Jee Jing}}
{{center|<big>'''[[Jee Jing]]'''</big>}}
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'''Jennifer Marie Baquing''' (a.k.a. '''Jee Jing''', '''shelovesdresses''', '''therealjennybeeee''', '''Kim Jong Jew''' and '''[[Jewgold|Cha-Ching!]]''') is a {{Age|1987|11|13}}-year-old [[Azn]]-[[Americunt]] photographer, [[Scenewhore|fashion designer]], admitted high-class [[prostitute]] and self-proclaimed "[[Retarded|disabled]] [[emo]] [[queer]]" whose near-immediate reaction to supposedly being [[Sob Story|brutally raped by a poor leftist white man]] on August 12, [[2017]], was to start a [[blog]] whining about how she was [[PTSD|traumatized]] and [[Life|in constant pain]] and then begin [[Scam|begging people on the internet to donate money]] to her [[Patreon|crowdfunding campaign]] so she could move into a new house, smoke lots of [[marijuana]] and wouldn't have to resort to [[DO IT FAGGOT|killing herself]].

Unfortunately, Jennifer made the unbelievably stupid decision to [[Retard|never actually go to the police]] to report a rape that was supposedly so [[violent]] that it has caused her to suffer over half a year of unbearable pain and rack up tens of thousands of dollars in medical expenses – most likely because [[Truth|the rape never actually happened]] and it was [[Scam|all just a lie to make some quick and easy cash]] from [[feminist]] retards on the internet. Despite never offering any evidence to back up her [[Lies|claims]] and the fact that she was constantly [[harass]]ing and [[Mock|insulting]] the very people who were actually giving her money, Jenny still managed to [[Epic Win|raise over $30,000 by merely claiming to be a rape victim on the internets]] before her YouCaring campaign was abruptly [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut down]] on March 14, [[2018]].
{{center|<big>'''[[Jee Jing|(( I WAS RAPED PLZ GIVE ME MONEY LOLZ ))]]'''</big>}}

==March 2018==
{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Brittany Venti}}
{{center|<big>'''[[Brittany Venti]]'''</big>}}
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'''Brittany Venti''' (or '''[[Powerword|Brittany Deer]]''') is an edgy {{age|1997|9|21}} year old [[drumpf|trumpette]] that makes streams pandering to lonely betas on 4chan by flashing her [[tits|cleavage]] on [[Twitch]] for [[12 year old boy]]s. When she's not playing as target practice for horny teens, she's trolling libtards epic style, her most notable example of this is when she went on Shia LaBeouf's [[He Will Not Divide Us]] stream and... screamed like an [[autist]] and got pick-pocketed by someone right in front of her face. The reason for this being that her eyes are too far off to the side to see anything in front of her.<br />

Despite believing that she is original and [[USI|coined edgy trolling]] by girls on [[Twitch]], she is a shameless rip-off of [[Shoe0nHead|every]] [[Lauren Southern|other]] [[Evalion|e-whore]] that thinks they're the first to come up with the idea of an edgy girl on the internet that can appeal to [[chan]] culture. Unlike every other e-whore, she isn't actually attractive so she compensates by having her tits right in front of the screen as if [[DO NOT WANT|anybody wants to see them]].<br />

To better connect with the people <s>that jerk off to her videos</s> interested in [[Cancer|meme culture]], she piggybacks on other bigger e-celeb's (such as [[LeafyIsHere]] and Baked Alaska) success by flirting with them and trying to get into their pants (even while being in a relationship) and promptly leaves once she is either called out or [[LeafyIsHere|said e-celeb]] falls from "grace" and has to get a real job while the internet forgets about them and Tittany hopes that they also forget about her shameless dick sucking to weasel her way into the top. Here's a fun game: [[DO IT FAGGOT|Ask her about why she tried dating Leafy and see how long it takes her to block you]].

<big><center>'''[[Brittany Venti|(( Coolest Mutt In The Mill ))]]'''</center></big>

== February 2018 ==

{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Doopie DoOver}}
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'''Danielle (Danny) Anita Pitts''' is your basic, all around [[retard]]ed, High School drop-out, pot-head, [[White trash|Trailor Trash Princess]] that has a judgement that can only be described as being worse than that of a 13-year-old AIDS infected, Nigerean prostitute eeking out a living by giving gummers at 10 cents a squirt.<br>

Claiming that all she wanted to do was find out what [[Chris Chan]]'s life was like when she released [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Doopie_E-mails e-mails] between her and Chris to [[KiwiFarms]], pretended to be Chris' girlfriend for an organized joke by [[Super Planet Dolan]], swindled $250 a month from him and along with her desire to become a part of Christory, Doopie got exactly what she wanted when she earned her very own ED article. Doopie went from thinking she was the super-cool troll that claimed that people are '''WAY''' too worried and sensitive about what other people think about them to be later transformed into a raging [[butthurt]] meltdown shell of a person when people started trolling her, Doopie, both [[IRL]] and online.

<big><center>'''[[Doopie DoOver|(( More Retarded Than the Retardest Retard ))]]'''</center></big>

==April 2017==
{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Shoe0nHead}}
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'''June La Porta/June Lapine''' is like a {{age|1991|06|22}} year old [[boxxy]] [[wannabe]] with even less common sense, a bigger [[ego]] and a free-for-all [[pussy]], who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. An [[attention whore]] of the highest caliber, everything she does is done to pander to the beta virgin anti-feminist crowd. Naming herself after an [[old meme]], copying boxxy's look, her [[Gawker|clickbait]] video titles and thumbnails, parading her tiny tits around, and her edgy anti-feminist opinions were all calculated acts done in order to net her the highest possible amount of Youtube [[jewgold]]. The saddest part is that it totally worked, as she now has over 400k subs.

<big><center>'''[[Shoe0nHead|(( I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BOXXY! ))]]'''</center></big>
== August 2014 ==
{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Wylona Hayashi}}
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[[Powerword|'''Wylona Hayashi''']] is a [[wapanese]] Singaporean [[Shameless self promotion|blogger]] known for spamming the internet with her photoshopped [[selfies]] taking endless selfies against the wall in her bedroom.
Her edits consist of enlarging the eyes (while simultaneously shrinking the pupil of her circle lenses) and lips, shrinking the nose, slimming the waist, arms, and legs, and basically radically altering the entirety of her appearance so that she is no longer recognizable.

<center><big>'''[[Wylona Hayashi|(( WYLONA HAYASHI ))]]'''</big></center>

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== August 30, 2013 ==
{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Amanda Todd}}
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'''Amanda Todd''' was a [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old]] [[Canada|Canadian]] [[camwhore]] who became [[an hero]] after being overcome by an addiction to bleach - although [[some argue]] [[fact|she used it to wash away the taste of all the cocks she sucked while in high school]]. As a young and whorish 12-year-old, she flashed her tits over webcam to a [[pedo|friend]]. Being the [[sick fuck|great guy]] he is, he [[lulz|posted her nudes all over the Internet]], prompting Todd to do the [[kill yourself|right thing]]. Her suicide has since provided excuses for thousands of faggots on shitty sites like [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]] to [[Robbie Farah|pretend to be against bullying]]. They respond to anyone who disagrees with them with [[hypocrisy|ad hominem attacks and intimidation]].

<center><big>'''[[Amanda Todd|(( BETTER DRINK BLEACH ))]]'''</big></center>
== June 5, 2013 ==

{{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Kelly Kalogerakos}}
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'''Kelly Kalogerakos''' is a 26 year old [[tumblr]] poser who likes to [[cosplay]] as Princess Bubblegum from ''[[ATRS|Adventure Time]]''. Normally, ED wouldn't give a shit about some random tween with small pointy tits but once it was disclosed that she posed nude for [http://www.cosplaydeviants.com/ cosplay deviants] (Despite the two used condoms in her chest she calls tits), she got our attention. In response to realizing her social blunder, she then denied that she was a whore. After realizing all that was pointless in the face of the all of the screen-caps evidence added to this article, she turned all [[bullshit|righteous and virtuous]] and started acting as though being a whore was somehow an aspiration.

<center><big>'''[[Kelly Kalogerakos|(( IT'S MY LEGAL NAME AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THE PAGE COULD BE REMOVED ))]]'''</big></center>

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Retarded FAG: Created page with "{{subpage|Portal:Politics/Featured Article}} {{featuredsort|articles}} ==January 2023== {{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Klaus Schwab}} 200px '''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030. {{center|<big>'''[..."

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==January 2023==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Klaus Schwab}}
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'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]] who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.

{{center|<big>'''[[Klaus Schwab|(( EAT ZE BUGS ))]]'''</big>}}
==July 2022==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Hunter Biden}}
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Hunter Biden is [[Joe Biden]]'s crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege "[[Joe Biden|The Big Guy]]" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as [[Obama|Barack Obummer]]'s side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of [[CP]], including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.

[[Last Thursday]] (i.e July [[2022]]), the hacker known as [[4chan]] managed to [[The Fappening|hack into Hunter's iCloud account]] and leak more of his [[n00dz]]. It seems even after The Fappening taught people that they should never upload their nudes to iCloud; people are still uploading their nudes there, [[Autism|thinking that nobody would ever get access to them]].

{{center|<big>'''[[Hunter Biden|(( #WHERESHUNTER ))]]'''</big>}}

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==March 2022==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|VolunteersForUkraine}}
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While the Russo-Ukrainian conflict drags on with thousands being [[2017 Las Vegas Shooting|shot]], [[Luka Magnotta|maimed]], [[Kill it with fire|burnt]] and torn to shreds by missiles and drones, the [[faggot|estrogenic]] [[soyboy|soyboys]] in the west are in the comfort of their [[basement-dweller|homes]] rewatching their favorite marvel movie for the millionth time while munching on Takis and downing it with soylent. But then, some of them thought it would be an epic and wholesome idea to haul their asses to a country they've never heard of before to push the evil [[Commie|Nazi]] dictator <s>[[Hitler]]</s> [[Putin]] and his Army of Darkness back. For fighting for justice and protecting the innocent is a hero's job! [[Unrealistic expectations|JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIEZ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]

Dilating to the thought of living their fantasy of being the heroes of a realistic version of their favorite movie adaptation of a [[The Hunger Games|young adults novel]], the [[tranny|trannies]] of [[reddit]] launched a new subreddit recruiting 'tards from all over the privileged West to aid in the war effort. After all, can you imagine the sweet, sweet dopamine-rush one would get from all the positive karma and Reddit gold you're going to farm? [[addiction|Who in the hecking world can resist?!]] For those that aren't [[retarded|brave]] enough to risk their lives for clout however, they have the typical [[slacktivist]] routes to exploit; any contribution no matter how small is meaningful. Spetznaz troops would be really demoralized when see they're up against the combined forces of [[Harry Potter]], [[60%27s_Spider-Man|Spider-Man]], [[Sonichu|Pikachu]], [[Lord of the Rings|Gandalf]] and [[comic|Marvel Avengers]].

Thanks [[Ukraine]] - you can [[kill|keep]] them, we don't want them back.

{{center|<big>'''[[VolunteersForUkraine|(( "WAR - WHAT IS IT GOOODD FOR??" ))]]'''</big>}}
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==October 2020==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|2020 Presidential Elections}}
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The '''2020 American Presidential Election''' is the latest clownshow in the cycle of American politics. While [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] used to have an article on this drama-filled presidential race, it got lost in the turnover from our old site (.se/.rs) and thusly this article has to be created from scratch.

After going through four years of businessman and internet [[troll]] [[Donald Trump]] as USA President, the American populace has been given a choice. President Donald Trump's tenure has seen an excessive amount of REEEE'ing and BAWWWing from the left-wing politicians and SJWs in America. ISIS has "been eliminated", but BLM and Antifa have taken to [[LARP]]ing in the streets and massively chimping out about fake police brutality.

In the meantime, the [[CNN|fake]] [[old media|news media]], or Lugenpresse in some dialects, has massively colluded with commies and "The Resistance" to push their propaganda and try to oust USA Troll-In-Chief The Donald. The "outrage" resulted in a massive amount of Prez-wannabes in the 2020 Democratic candidate field, but only dementia awareness advocate and successful "Master of The Grope" [[Joe Biden]] came out on top as the Dems' "Chosen One".
With a choice between [[Trump|law and order]], or an authoritarianism based on "[[feels|muh feelings]]", [[transgender|science denial]] and massive censorship, the American people are at a crossroads. Who will win?...

{{center|<big>'''[[2020 Presidential Elections|(( MEME FOR PRESIDENT, 2020 ))]]'''</big>}}
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==April 2020==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Joe Biden}}
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'''Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.''', a.k.a. Joe the Sniffer, #JoeMentia, or '''Creepy Uncle Joe''', is an old condom that somehow was once the side bitch and token segregationist of magical black man and former libtard deity B. Hussein Obama. He is known for his constant gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior around children. Joe won the Democrat [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020 Presidential Candidate]] nomination last Thursday when the DNC didn't want to eat out of [[Bernie Sanders|Colonel Sanders]]'s socialist KFC-bag offered by the SJW faggots. As the Democrats' more conservative choice, Biden promises to cure cancer, AIDS and climate change while raising taxes in order to give out free drugs and tuition to foreign invaders.

{{center|<big>'''[[Joe Biden|(( ITS GROPE-Y TIME ))]]'''</big>}}

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==June 2017==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Bernie Sanders}}
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'''Bernie Sanders'''{{jew}} (or '''B.S.''') is a batshit insane [[Communism|Communist]] [[Jew]] and [[Amerifat|American]] politician who represents the [[over 9,000|9,615]]-square mile patch of [[Socialist|progressive]] inanity that is [[Vermont|Vermont.]] Sanders is the product of a Communist experiment to develop a socialist clone of Larry David whose goal is to break up banks and corporations. After having served nearly a quarter of a century in federal office, a demented Sanders developed delusions of grandeur, and announced a 2016 presidential candidacy, apparently believing America was ready to elect a senile socialist septuagenarian to the White House.

{{center|<big>'''[[Bernie Sanders|(((   FREE SHIT LMAO   )))]]'''</big>}}

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==May 2017==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Seth Rich}}
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'''Seth Rich''' ([[Powerword]]: Seth Conrad Rich) is a currently dead [[Jew]] who was [[murder]]ed after being the [[piss|leaker]] who leaked {{hashtag|DNCLeaks}} to [[WikiLeaks]]. The patriot whistleblower was double tapped in [[Washington, D.C.]] at the ripe old age of 27 years old on July 10, 2016.

For anyone who says [[Democrat|DNC]] emails were hacked by [[Russia]]ns, you can inform them that Seth Rich was a Jew and a Democrat and worked for the organization that plotted to nominate [[Hillary Clinton]]. The feet-dragging geniuses at the DC police department figured Rich died in a robbery, even though Rich's [[Jew Gold]] was left behind. Rich was found very much alive 3 minutes after being shot twice in the back, before becoming very much dead about 90 minutes later at a [[hospital]]. At least 3 officers were wearing [[bodycam]]s, including one who went to Georgetown when [[John Podesta]] taught there in some kind of [[obvious|crazy]] coincidence.

[[Protip]]: There is a reward of [[at least 100|at least $150,000]] for information regarding the murder of Seth Rich, with a total of zero dollars offered by [[Bill Clinton]], [[Hillary Clinton]], Robby Mook, [[John Podesta]], and Tony Podesta who lives two houses down from [[Black Jesus]].

[[Hillary]] has [[Lies|dedicated the rest of her life to finding the "real killer"]] of The Red White and Blue Jew. Seth Rich is [[Hahaha no|all Hillary ever talks about]].

{{center|<big>'''[[Seth Rich| (( WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE AROUND KILLARY? )) ]]'''</big>}}
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==April 2017==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Shoe0nHead}}
[[File:Shoe0nHead.jpg|right|200px]]

'''June La Porta/June Lapine''' is like a {{age|1991|06|22}} year old [[boxxy]] [[wannabe]] with even less common sense, a bigger [[ego]] and a free-for-all [[pussy]], who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen. An [[attention whore]] of the highest caliber, everything she does is done to pander to the beta virgin anti-feminist crowd. Naming herself after an [[old meme]], copying boxxy's look, her [[Gawker|clickbait]] video titles and thumbnails, parading her tiny tits around, and her edgy anti-feminist opinions were all calculated acts done in order to net her the highest possible amount of Youtube [[jewgold]]. The saddest part is that it totally worked, as she now has over 400k subs.

<center>'''[[Shoe0nHead|(( I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BOXXY! ))]]'''</center>
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==April 2017==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Syria}}

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'''Syria''', officially the '''Syrian [[Arab]] Republic''', was a terrorist training camp in the Middle East. It used to be the [[Loli|bastard whore-child]] of [[Iran]], and the two countries repeatedly [[buttsex|join forces]] for Muslim world domination before President Al. Assad (not to be confused with Al. Pacino) realizes that he is too nice to them. As of November 2012, Syria is officially no longer [http://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2012/10/23/who-won-the-third-presidential-debate-commentary-roundup/ Iran's sole outlet to the sea].

Syria gained independence in April 1946. Syria's current ruler is Bashar al-Assad, the son of Hafez al-Assad. Although Syria is a <i>"Republic"</i>, the Syrian president has full control over all the laws, the media, & practices hardcore <u>forced</u> propaganda.

<center>'''[[Syria|(( BOMBS AWAY ))]]'''</center>
==March 2017==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|JonTron}}

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{{yt|u|JonTronShow| JonTron}} ([[Powerword]]: Jon [[Safari|Jafari]]) is a fat, ugly and [[unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|JewTube gamer]] that makes shitty review videos once every blue moon. He has somehow amassed over two millions retards to subscribe, in order to see him do his best ''[[Family Guy]]'' imitation skits interspersed with a lot of [[Fred|loud screaming and endless jump cuts in between]]. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the four trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some [[MFW|reaction gifs]] [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on [[v|/v/]]. He also somehow thinks that stealing video content from one of our own users is somehow a smart idea.
<center>'''[[JonTron|(( I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT I DISAGREE WITH YOU ))]]'''</center>
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==March 2017==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|He Will Not Divide Us}}

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The inauguration of [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Triggered|sparked massive protests and riots]] across [[D.C.]] and the world. [[Retards|Leftists]], already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. A D-list celebrity named {{ytlink|o0u4M6vppCI|Shia LaBeouf}} {{Jew}} (Known for doing a porno flick and two ''[[Transformers]]'' movies before they realized how terrible he was and dumped him, but kept Megan Fox) decided to create an "art piece" by setting up a 24/7 livestream in [[New York City]], which was intended to exist for the entirety of the Trump presidency, which could have been anywhere from one to eight years. Formerly located at the Museum of the Moving Image in the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were invited by Shia to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "'''He Will Not Divide Us'''". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly [[autistic screeching|screeching]] at a wall, along with much [[Attention Whore|attention-whoring]].

{{center|'''[[He Will Not Divide Us| ((WEAPONISED AUTISM)) ]]'''}}

== February 2017 ==
{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Donald Trump}}
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His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus I of the House of Trump will make Warhammer 40,000 real. He is a pretty cool guy and is the 45th president of the United States and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Donald is around cause He'll rape you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for libel, and pillage your clan of its cattle and fertile women. President Donald Trump is a fucking genius. One fact that proves just how much of a genius The Donald is, He has personally gone bankrupt four fucking times and pissed away billions of dollars and yet people still get in line to give His asshole their money. Similarly He's ran a successful campaign by saying things that would automatically disqualify any other contestant and yet people still got in line to vote for Him, get a glimpse of Him, or get a (pro-bono) part as a planted actor-protester during His fun rallies. And he literally put an epic Just As Planned: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Now Trump is on the Iron Throne, gloating U mad SJWs? while Democrats are committing mass suicide while yelling "You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!"

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Retarded FAG: Created page with "<noinclude> {{featuredupdate|Featured Article}} </noinclude> {{:Portal:Whores/Featured Article/title|Jee Jing}} {{center|<big>'''Jee Jing'''</big>}} right '''Jennifer Marie Baquing''' (a.k.a. '''Jee Jing''', '''shelovesdresses''', '''therealjennybeeee''', '''Kim Jong Jew''' and '''Cha-Ching!''') is a {{Age|1987|11|13}}-year-old Azn-Americunt photographer, fashion designer, admitted high-class prost..."

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'''Jennifer Marie Baquing''' (a.k.a. '''Jee Jing''', '''shelovesdresses''', '''therealjennybeeee''', '''Kim Jong Jew''' and '''[[Jewgold|Cha-Ching!]]''') is a {{Age|1987|11|13}}-year-old [[Azn]]-[[Americunt]] photographer, [[Scenewhore|fashion designer]], admitted high-class [[prostitute]] and self-proclaimed "[[Retarded|disabled]] [[emo]] [[queer]]" whose near-immediate reaction to supposedly being [[Sob Story|brutally raped by a poor leftist white man]] on August 12, [[2017]], was to start a [[blog]] whining about how she was [[PTSD|traumatized]] and [[Life|in constant pain]] and then begin [[Scam|begging people on the internet to donate money]] to her [[Patreon|crowdfunding campaign]] so she could move into a new house, smoke lots of [[marijuana]] and wouldn't have to resort to [[DO IT FAGGOT|killing herself]].

Unfortunately, Jennifer made the unbelievably stupid decision to [[Retard|never actually go to the police]] to report a rape that was supposedly so [[violent]] that it has caused her to suffer over half a year of unbearable pain and rack up tens of thousands of dollars in medical expenses – most likely because [[Truth|the rape never actually happened]] and it was [[Scam|all just a lie to make some quick and easy cash]] from [[feminist]] retards on the internet. Despite never offering any evidence to back up her [[Lies|claims]] and the fact that she was constantly [[harass]]ing and [[Mock|insulting]] the very people who were actually giving her money, Jenny still managed to [[Epic Win|raise over $30,000 by merely claiming to be a rape victim on the internets]] before her YouCaring campaign was abruptly [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut down]] on March 14, [[2018]].
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[[Jean Chretien|Chretien]] •
[[Winston Churchill|Churchill]] •
[[Hillary Clinton|Clinton]] •
[[Bill Clinton|Clinton II]] •
[[Nick Clegg|Clegg]] •
[[Mark B. Cohen|Cohen]] •
[[Norm Coleman|Coleman]] •
[[Jeremy Corbyn|Corbyn]] •
[[Caiden Cowger|Cowger]] •
[[Larry Craig|Craig]] •
[[Cthulhu]] •
[[Jane Cunningham|Cunningham]] •
[[Richard Curtis|Curtis]] •
[[Reaction guy|D'Alema]] •
[[Howard Dean|Dean]] •
[[Tom Delay|Delay]] •
[[Donald Drumpf|Drumpf]] •
[[Budd Dwyer|Dwyer]] •
[[John Edwards|Edwards]] •
[[James Fagan|Fagan]] •
[[Carly Fiorina|Fiorina]] •
[[Mark Foley|Foley]] •
[[Gerald Ford]] •
[[Rob Ford|Rob Ford]] •
[[Atlasshrugs2000|Geller]] •
[[Julia Gillard|Gillard]] •
[[Newt Gingrich|Gingrich]] •
[[Rudy Ghouliani|Giuliani]] •
[[Secret Squirrel|Gonzales]] •
[[Al Gore|Gore]] •
[[Lindsey Graham|Graham]] •
[[Mike Gravel|Gravel]] •
[[Alvin Greene|Greene]] •
[[Nick Griffin|Griffin]] •
[[William Hague|Hague]] •
[[Pauline Hanson|Hanson]] •
[[Warren G. Harding|Harding]] •
[[Stephen Harper|Harper]] •
[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] •
[[John Howard|Howard]] •
[[Mike Huckabee|Huckabee]] •
[[Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] •
[[Jesse Jackson|Jackson]] •
[[Tim James|James]] •
[[Hugh Jidette|Jidette]] •
[[Ben Johnson|Johnson]] •
[[Boris Johnson|Johnson, Boris]] •
[[John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]] •
[[Lyndon LaRouche|LaRouche]] •
[[Lyndon Johnson|LBJ]] •
[[Trent Lott|Lott]] •
[[John Kerry|Kerry]] •
[[Ron Kind|Kind]] •
[[Henry Kissinger|Kissinger]] •
[[Dennis Kucinich|Kucinich]] •
[[Monica Lewinsky|Lewinsky]] •
[[Jew Lieberman|Lieberman]] •
[[Rush Limbaugh|Limbaugh]] •
[[Jared Lee Loughner|Loughner]] •
[[John Major|Major]] •
[[Basil Marceaux.com|Marceaux.com]] •
[[Karl Marx|Marx]] •
[[Ray McBerry|McBerry]] •
[[John McCain|McCain]] •
[[Patrick McHenry|McHenry]] •
[[Cynthia McKinney|McKinney]] •
[[Lee L. Mercer Jr|Mercer]] •
[[Michael Bloomberg]] •
[[Michael Moore|Moore]] •
[[Morocco Mole]] •
[[Benito Mussolini|Mussolini]] •
[[Ralph Nader|Nader]] •
[[Richard Nixon|Nixon]] •
[[Barack Obama|Obama]] •
[[Christine O'Donnell|O'Donnell]] •
[[George Osborne|Osborne]] •
[[Thomas Paine|Paine]] •
[[Carl Paladino|Paladino]] •
[[Sarah Palin|Palin]] •
[[Ron Paul|Paul]] •
[[Nancy Pelosi|Pelosi]] •
[[Mike Pence|Pence]] •
[[Rick Perry|Perry]] •
[[Augusto Pinochet|Pinochet]] •
[[Drew Pritt|Pritt]] •
[[Bad Vlad|Putin]] •
[[Andrew Quah|Quah]] •
[[Dan Quayle|Quayle]] •
[[Mitchell Rasansky|Rasansky]] •
[[Ronald Reagan|Reagan]] •
[[Ed Rendell|Rendell]] •
[[Condoleezza Rice|Rice]] •
[[Pat Robertson|Robertson]] •
[[Mitt Romney|Romney]] •
[[Karl Rove|Rove]] •
[[Kevin Rudd|Rudd]] •
[[Rummy|Rumsfeld]] •
[[Paul Ryan|Ryan]] •
[[Mikhail Saakashvili|Saakashvili]] •
[[Bernie Sanders|Sanders]] •
[[Rick Santorum|Santorum]] •
[[The Governator|Schwarzenegger]] •
[[Al Sharpton|Sharpton]] •
[[Cyril Smith]] •
[[Jacqui Smith|Jacqui Smith]] •
[[Client 9|Spitzer]] •
[[Ted Stevens|Stevens]] •
[[Lee Stranahan|Stranahan]] •
[[Vermin Supreme|Supreme]] •
[[Orly Taitz|Taitz]] •
[[Margaret Thatcher|Thatcher]] •
[[Freddie Thompson|Thompson]] •
[[Dianne Thorley|Thorley]] •
[[TPMMuckraker Mole]] •
[[Justin Trudeau|Trudeau]] •
[[Donald Trump|Trump]] •
[[Lisa Ventura|Ventura]] •
[[David Vitter|Vitter]] •
[[Baroness Warsi|Warsi]] •
[[George Washington|Washington]] •
[[Henry Waxman|Waxman]] •
[[Weinergate|Weiner]] •
[[Roy West|West]] •
[[Danny Williams|Williams]] •
[[Joe Wilson|Wilson]] •
[[Paul Wolfowitz|Wolfowitz]] •
[[Malcolm X|X]] •
[[Nick Xenophon|Xenophon]]
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==Parties==

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[[America's Third Party]] •
[[Black Bloc]] •
[[Dramacrat|Dramacratic Party]] •
[[Party Hard|Hard Party]] •
[[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]] •
[[Liberal Party of Australia]] •
[[North American DONG Party|North American DONG Party]] •
[[OBAMACORN]] •
[[Socialist Workers Party]] •
[[Pirate Party]] •
[[Zapatistas]]
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==Issues==

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[[2013 US Government Shutdown]] •
[[Abortion]] •
[[Arab Spring]] •
[[Bahrain]] •
[[Barron Trump]] •
[[Birther|Birth]] •
[[Blaming China]] •
[[Captain Nigga Defenda]] •
[[CISPA]] •
[[Greta Thunberg|Climate Change]] •
[[Cloward Piven Strategy]] •
[[Cuckservative]]s •
[[Death penalty]] •
[[Demockery]] •
[[Drug|Drugs]] •
[[Environmentalism]] •
[[G20 Toronto Lollercaust]] •
[[Gays]] •
[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]] •
[[Ground Zero Mosque]] •
[[Gun control]] •
[[Gun|Guns]] •
[[Homeless]] •
[[Dan Bailey|Housing Crisis]] •
[[Obamacare|Healthcare]] ([[Health Care Rage|2]]) ([[HealthCare.gov|3]])•
[[Hunting]] •
[[Iceslave]] •
[[Defense Industries Organization|Iran]] •
[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] •
[[Liberal guilt]] •
[[Macaca]] •
[[Marjan Siklic|Girlfriends]] •
[[Proposition 8|Marriage]] •
[[Mass Shooting]] •
[[Bureaucratic Fuck|Miltopia]] •
[[North American Union|NAU]] •
[[NotMySuperbowlChamps|#NotMySuperbowlChamps]] •
[[Occupy Democrats]] •
[[Operation Lemonparty]] •
[[ACORN|Pimpin']] •
[[Raped Statistics]] •
[[Jena Six|Racism]] •
[[Sandalgate|Shoes]] •
[[Taxes]] •
[[Terrorism]] •
[[Unemployment]] •
[[Upworthy]] •
[[War]] •
[[Welfare]] • [[Wunderground]]

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