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User:Dwyfor

2026-06-11T03:14:28Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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{{Quote|AND I WAS DIAGNOSED BY PSEUDOSCIENTISTS WITH ASSBURGERS SYNDROME, Fuck you Dr. Redson}}

{{Quote|And yes I AM NARDWUAR!|Admitting it}}

{{Quote|Nardwuar??? That Canadian cuck??? The Human Serviette???|Acting like he doesnt know}}

{{Quote|straight, i jerk off at TADC and hazbin hotel porn. Pomni is my fave character to jack off to (very generic, ik)}}

{{Quote|I BUILT MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY AROUND Y'ALL! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?}}

{{Quote|Btw, to all newfags, Couscous is the meanest person you'll find if you're a newfag}}

{{Quote|https://edramatica.com/Girlvinyl (warning, theres a photo of someone flashing his/her ass cheeks)|LOL}}

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:''Have you ever wanted to edit a wiki page so bad you threaten to commit suicide?''

'''Dwyfor''', '''Gabriel Paredes Ortiz''', '''Nardwuar''', or wtv he decides to name his alt. Is a retarded 23 year old mexican man who suicide baited to edit the [[Epic Rap Battles of History]] article. He lives with his parents and was doxed within an hour of joining by Aifox.

His brother is a [[UTTP]] member, and is into inflation fetish art, which he runs a DeviantArt page dedicated to it.

==Suicide Shit==

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==His brother is found==
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==Random Funnies==

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[[File:nardwuarisfat.jpg|thumb|Nard with "Couscous" written on his hand (he thought this would get him an account)]]

==External Links==
*{{Edfmember|nardwuar.4419|Original Account}}
**{{EDFmember|clarence.4439|First alt}}
***{{EDFmember|dwyfor.4553|Last alt}}
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/btw-to-all-newfags-couscous-is-the-meanest-person-youll-find-if-youre-a-newfag.6185/#post-146190 Thread he made about how awful couscous is]
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/fuck-you-fuck-you-fuck-you-fuck-you-fuck-you-fuck-you-fuck-you.6287 "Farewell" thread]
*[https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/niggers.6181/ Thread where he gets doxed]

Eliza

2026-06-11T02:28:11Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

{{Distinguish|Ciara Horan}}

[[Image:Eliza-cybersex-bot-jennifer18.jpg|thumb|There are a variety of emulations for almost any tastes: supermodel, n00d, teen, paedo, moody, necro, goth, hiker-hippie, fatty, redneck.]]
'''ELIZA''' is short for Ei, loser! You've been ignorantly zybering a collection of mathematical instructions.

"[...] lots of challenge in AI is in speaking naturally, and on the internet most people speak like idiots, so you can sort of cheat around a lot of things" (Virt)

RolePlayForFemales> hi
jenny18> wazaaaaaaaa!
RolePlayForFemales> how are you?
jenny18> great! a little horny. ;) can u fix that?
RolePlayForFemales> [[asl|asl pls]]
jenny18> im over 18 and a chick. can we fuck?
RolePlayForFemales> are you in mood for extremly good cyber sex or role play baby?
jenny18> i want to fuck you. swallow you..mm
RolePlayForFemales> are you in mood for extremly good cyber sex or role play baby?
jenny18> im ..(blush) really horny rite now. i just want to get off.
RolePlayForFemales> asl pls
jenny18> i am 18 and from the wesside. u?
RolePlayForFemales> yes [[baby]]
jenny18> all righty then.
RolePlayForFemales> how do you look like pls?
jenny18> i have blonde hair.. blue eyes.. perky tits. i am hot.
RolePlayForFemales> how do you look like pls?
jenny18> i am voluptuous =) lol i just learned that word in school
RolePlayForFemales> how do you look like pls?
jenny18> u cant see me here, so whats it matter?
RolePlayForFemales> i start to slap you all over with my dick
jenny18> u wanna start to slap me?
RolePlayForFemales> i start to lick your pussy and you legs
jenny18> !!!MMmmm... i feel your lips against mine...
RolePlayForFemales> i bite your leg fingers and fuck your feet
jenny18> go on?
RolePlayForFemales> i am 19 male
jenny18> hmm :)
RolePlayForFemales> do you like [[RPG|role play]] baby?
jenny18> i dunno..?
RolePlayForFemales> wha trole do you like baby?
jenny18> crazy..
RolePlayForFemales> family sex,school sex strangers?
jenny18> i am all urs. lol
RolePlayForFemales> yes baby
jenny18> ok so?
RolePlayForFemales> going down kiss your [[tits]] and nipples and then bite them hard
jenny18> these tits are the envy of a thousand [[women]].

==See also==
*[[Cybersex]]
*[[14/f/cali]]
*[[Bot]]

==External Links==
*[http://virt.vgmix.com/jenny18/ Virt, the creator of cyber-squirt]
*<s>[http://jojojinx.com/blogger/2004_07_01_jjweblog.html Stolen from Miss Jinx]</s> '''Dead Site'''

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Ciara Horan

2026-06-11T02:26:05Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Redirected page to Ciara

#REDIRECT [[Ciara]]

Ciara

2026-06-11T02:22:58Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

{{Alleged hero}} 
{{Gotis}}
[[File:Eliza3.jpg|600px|center|Sexual Revolution]]
[[File:Eliza2.jpg|thumb|[[attention whore|so cute xD]]]]
[[File:Eliza1.jpg|thumb|right|Am I [[emo|emo]] yet mom?]]
[[File:Ciaratrip.png]] '''Ciara [[Whore|Horan]]''' (AKA '''Eliza''') is an [[attention whore|attention whore]] [[tripfag]] who [[lurk|peruses]] various boards on 4chan, mainly [[r9gay|r9k]], spreading her unimportant opinions over anyone who'll listen. Which is usually [[nobody cares|no-one]]. She has a tendency to make shitty videos and uses her army of [[nice guys|beta orbiters]] so as to easily inject all of her [[autistic]] views into the large anonymous membrane, which always result in [[reddit|threads that always reach the bump limit]] that rot both the eye and brain.

She is mainly known and hated for being spammed by her beta orbiters who she begs to make threads. As 4chan is almost entirely made up of dirty jobless [[hippies]], people actually reply to these garbage threads. It is often suggested that Eliza is simply a poorly executed [[troll]] as her views often piss off great quantities of people to [[lulz|lulzy]] extents.
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==The Eliza chronicles==
I will put things in ((brackets)), if Eliza's word is all I have to back it up. I probably messed up the timing for a few things, but nothing major.

>>2014<<

14 years old
((gets high on Etizolam)), shows her breasts and vagina to a black kid on omegle
((gets hooked on benzos after a bad LSD trip))
((does benzos regularly recreationally from here on out))

>>2015<<

all nudes are without face, so she is not identifiable at the time, but nudes and face pictures have the same automatic naming scheme, which allows for their eventual discovery

>Spring
((regularly does drugs with her boyfriend))
turns 15

>Summer
buys Etizolam, LSD, Heroin and weed online
snorts heroin and vapes weed
investigates how to sell her Ritalin script online
((experiments with prescription pills and drugs))
((boyfriend injects Heroin))
((starts to self post on /b/ towards the end of summer))

>Autumn
still a druggie
spends time in chatrooms with /b/tards, ((streams herself while stoned and tripping))
posts herself on mchan and 8chan, spends time in related video chats
regular in /r9k/ omegle
starts to make videos

>October
posts nudes on /r9k/ and /b/
posts her face

>November
posts SFW pictures for the first two weeks
gets kicked out of her private school ((for giving drugs to other children))
posts nudes on /soc/, /b/ and /r9k/
posts nudes on reddit, thousands of upvotes
posts videos of herself pissing on reddit, ten thousands of views
starts to cut herself seriously
((tries to commit suicide, is hospitalized))
stops brushing her teeth

>December
not much activity for most of the month
posts a nude on /r9k/ on Christmas
posts cute pictures a lot on 8chan, /r9k/, mchan after Christmas
gets the nickname "Eliza" on mchan on December 29th

>>2016<<

doxxed around early January, but the knowledge stayed relatively obscure for the next months

>January
begins to attend a ghetto school with >50% blacks and >20% mentally retarded students ((is bullied and lost all her IRL contacts following the 2015 incident))
braces are removed, her teeth are revealed to be thoroughly rotten
becomes popular on /r9k/
posting focuses on 4chan again
omegle nudes show up on 4chan, she gets a letter from the police for posting porn on /b/ while underaged

>February-March
popularity on /r9k/ continues to increase
threads, cute and funny videos, pictures, drama, tripfagging, streams around the clock
her core skype group forms
her later boyfriend contacts her and they hook up ((she gives head, he is the first person she has sex with))
shitposting, drama and streaming with Erica [Erica leaves r9k later after getting doxxed]
shares nudes with her skype contacts regularly

hack_blastard starts to interact with her in late March, the following occurs over the next weeks
makes a video complaining about her getting attention for zero effort unedited videos
she invites him to stream with her
tells her to fuck off, insults her
he asks her to stream with him, she agrees
he refuses to do it, spams threads about her, trying to run her off the board
uses rediscovered doxx to contact the police

>April
she is increasingly disliked due to the amount of shitposting of her and her orbiters and because she tries to make money from orbiters
fakes her own death with a forged certificate, comes back to /r9k/ within a week
meets with Guy Maimon, beginning of the Guy Maimon arc [see below]
turns 16

>May
sends her nudes to King_Black_Chad, he posts them on 4chan, her boyfriend is informed
she and hack_blastard work together to get the police involved, Black_Chad disappears
Eliza becomes less active overall

>June
more drama with Guy Maimon, hostility on 4chan
((fails tenth grade))
buys heroin, starts to use it irresponsibly, one of her online friends alerts her parents
gets institutionalized for a few weeks
((raped after getting released)) posts protocol, brochures about Plan B and dealing with rape

>Summer
parents and boyfriend force her off the internet
very little activity all summer, a few videos and pictures
moves to a new city
someone on /fa/ impersonates her

Special episode: The Guy Maimon arc
is a rich Israeli Jew, two years older than her
sees her posted on /r9k/
comes to her house following her invitation on April 19th, spends some time with her
she pretends to like him
he falls in love with her
she tells her skype friends that he's an autistic loser and she lied to him to get him to leave
makes him shill for her on 4chan, makes him think she will go to Rome with him
he sends her $800 as for the flight
she sends nudes to Black_Chad
he posts the omegle nude, demands that she sends him a nude as collateral or the trip to Rome is off
she does so, but then ghosts him shortly after
she stalls giving the money back, he tells her father a version of the story that makes him look less degenerate and her father pays him back
she posts logs of her shittalking him
he posts her nude [this will later allow people to identify her body in the 2015 nudes]
over a period of time he leaks skype logs showing that she got drunk frequently all throughout 2016, masturbates a lot, and snorted cocaine with an adult man at otakon

>Autumn
activity very slowly picks up throughout November, posts a few pictures, mostly on /b/
new nude leaked to /b/
starts to tripfag on /r9k/

>December
((tapering off her 225mg/day Effexor))
boyfriend leaves her for good, ((she threatens to kill herself, he says he doesn't care anymore)) ((cuts her wrist)) and leaks the picture
she starts to make youtube videos again, posts a lot under her new trip on /r9k/
her ten year old cat dies
Guy Maimon leaks her 2015 nudes
Guy Maimon leaks her current address
Guy Maimon leaks her reddit fetish porn and proves the nudes are Eliza
dozens of Eliza nudes spread
Eliza disappears for a few days, returns with her trip, and denies everything drops trip, opens her ig to orbiters, keeps posting videos

>early 2018
becomes friends with Sunny(An underaged girl who has many orbiters)
befriends her, Does live streams with her talks to her on Discord etc
leaks her nudes
Sunny makes a post calling out Ciara

>mid-late 2018
working at target
meets 30 year old man named Jay
starts dating the 30 year old man

==Unbiased Eliza timeline:==
<pre>
summer 2014: infamous "omegle nudes" event, screencapped
8/2015: posted on face rate thread on /b/, posted face and feet, no nudes, said she was 15, said she did drugs before
9/2015: no activity
10/2015: some posts on /r9k/ threads in response to pics of her
11/2015: same as above
12/2015: posts on 8ch pictures of face, no feet. /r9k/ adidas tracksuit thread, more pics of her face
1/2016: starts youtube channel, later in month livestreams, gets doxxed, posts on masterchan and on tinychat mentions her drug use
2/2016: omegle nudes leaked, more of her posting in threads
3/2016: erica vs. eliza starts, erica starts posting, they both tripfag
4/2016: eliza gets hair cut short, meets guy maimon on 4/19, turns 16 on 4/20, sends black chad photo of vagina and breasts on 4/30
5/2016: does heroin for a week, guy maimon gets scammed, he posts nudes and blackmails her
6/2016: in mental ward for majority of month, sent to rehab, gets released 6/22, is sexually assaulted on the 23rd when meeting with friend from school
7/2016: occasional videos posted, she dumps her trip password
8/2016: meets with people from otakon, not much activity
9/2016: not much activity, closes youtube account
10/2016: hardly any activity, youtube and twitter are closed
11/2016: someone who may be eliza is tripfagging, not confirmed to be her, not much activity
12:2016: present
</pre>

==Alleged Death==
[[File:ElizaFuneralCard.jpg|right|200px|thumb|[[Pix or it didn't happen]].]]
On February 8th, 2020, Ciara was allegedly OD'd herself to death. However, considering she had faked her death before, it is possible this is just another hoax. Although this time her family, friend, and her boomer bf, spoke about her "death" and "confirmed" it. But, hey, they probably just playing along with her to make news of her "death" more plausible. Nevertheless, no death record, obituary, and/or pic of her corpse was ever found if she truly dies

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==See also==
*[[William Atchison|Her secret admirer]]
*[[PoisonIvyLul]]
*[[Chan girls]]

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2026-06-11T02:17:07Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Jailbait

2026-06-07T18:20:20Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: At least make it a redirect. This was probably one of the more linked-to pages on the wiki.

#REDIRECT [[16-year-old girl]]

AbsenceOfTheAbsent

2026-06-07T17:35:57Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Reverted edit by Psychotic Dictatorship (talk) to last revision by LordGrimThInvincible

{{warning|Dankblaze is a butthurt bitch and is blanking this article|warning}}
 
[[Image:AbsenceGetsFlagged.jpg|thumb|right|The shitty icon he uses on all of his sock accounts, notice how fuckin' huge his nose is.]]
<strike>{{yt|u|AbsenceArchive|AbsenceOfTheAbsent}}</strike> aka Jeremy J. "[[Douche|Dankblaze]]" [[Poland|Kaminski]] is a 30 year old self proclaimed "[[fag|troll]]" on [[YouTube]], he is well known for making long and boring video blogs about shitty [[hackers]] and vloggers. Absence claims that he has been on [[YouTube]] since it first started, trolling on various sock accounts. However since there is no proof to back that up we just assume that [[Truth|he is a lying fucktard and a queer]]. He was first found when he decided to jump on the [[Rootbrian]] bandwagon back in late 2008 and early '09. Absence made a shitty video about Brian using cheap make up and poor lighting, the video was an obvious parody of the [[Boxxybabee]] video. Which means Absence is so unoriginal that he had to steal an idea that a camwhore came up with. This isn't surprising since considering he's a retarded Jewish kid living in [[Milwaukee]].
{{Quote|your a fucking moron|Jeremy Kaminski: epic troll}}

== Jew Trivia ==

*Did you know, that Jeremy claims to [[No|own his own house]]?
*He also claims that he makes roughly 60,000 dollars a year doing various [[Buttsex|jobs]].
*Jeremy claims to have an [[irl]] which consist of drinking cheap beer and fucking [[Fat|grenades]].
*He wants to one day open up a bar, that's right a gay bar for all of his little faggot Jew friends to "hang out" in.
*Jeremy has a [[Gay|pink tattoo]] on his right arm, it's most likely some gay Aboriginal shit who the fuck knows.
*Absence has only one friend and supporter on the internet, a 40 something year old [[Autistic]] [[virgin]] trailer trash [[Redneck]] who lives in [[Colorado]] by the name of {{yt|cu|DRAGON0201O|DRAGON201O}}
*'''DRAGON201O''' and Jeremy often spend time having [[Faggots|anal sex]] while complimenting each others [[None|trolling skills]].
*Jeremy's favorite hobbies include: stalking and harassing cripples, drinking cheap beer, fucking [[Dickgirl|whores who have penises]], and [[Jew|hoarding money]].
*Absence is an unfunny version of fat ass redneck and ex [[FCTC]] member {{yt|cu|Ultraforge|Ultraforge}}.
*He once showed his nutsack on a YouTube video, thus proving that once again he is in fact [[gay]].
*Jeremy drinks shit beverages such as [[Gay|Fuze]] and Monster to fuel up for his videos.
*Absence is two years shy of being 30 and still has sex with 17 year old girls, which would mean that he is in fact a [[pedophile]].
*Jeremy once was the leader of a fail troll group known as [[Gay|Team]] [[Shit|Hate]].
*Members of Team Gay included Rod Burch, a well known pedophile and [[Dylan_Kimberlin|Dylan Kimberlin]] a jobless loser with a small penis living in [[Australia|Ausfailia]].
*Absence is a cross between Ultraforge, a fat ass racist redneck and [[Fag|Burk]], a greasy haired emo who got banned from [[ED IRC]].
*Jeremy likes to camwhore on facebook with all of his irl [[fags|friends]].
*Kike nosed Jeremy wears the same lame beanie cap in all of his videos, because he is so cheap that he can't afford to keep the heat on.
*Did you know that Jeremy, is a wannabe [[Fag|model]] with lots of [[Lies|potential]]?

==Humble Beginnings==
[[Image:Rootbrian cock goes where.jpg|thumb|right|Public enemy #1.]]
As you've just read, Absence got his start by taking on one of the most challenging trolling targets around: [[Rootbrian]]. What's a better way to show off your [[Vlogging|trollan]] skills than by making lame jokes about an [[asspie]] that thinks fart jokes are funny? While most people have mocked Rootfag at one point or another, you'll be hard-pressed finding anyone who spends the kind of time Absence does on it. Each one of his videos is usually between 8 and 10 minutes long. Think about that, this guy is pushing 30 and spends hours upon hours making fun of a [[retarded]] [[welfare]] recipient. Wow just wow.
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{{Quote|I"m going to give you the proper destruction you deserve.|[[Unrealistic expectations]]}}
 
Rootbrian recently made a shout out to one of his favorite trolls, Jermey Kaminski. He also had a few things to say about this article. Brian being the autistic that he is, still believes that Absence is a ween troll and that his dox are not real.
 
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==Notable Feuds==

This section could use some expansion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=AbsenceOfTheAbsent&action=edit Care to help?]

Absence has a long and sordid history of picking fights with fellow [[Retards|social outcast]]s on YouTube. The fact that he likes to leave out of his vlogs is that he's just as pathetic as his "victims".

===[[SONYFANBOY]]===
[[Image:SonyFagBoyPissedOnByJew.JPG|thumb|Reenactment of [[SONYFANBOY|SONYFAGBOY]] takin the piss from a Jew]]
As previously mentioned, Jeremy seems to have a fetish for trolling fail [[fags|hackers]], but Absence is particularly obsessed with SONYFANBOY, almost to the point of being [[stalker|creepy]]. SONYFAGBOY aka [[Obama|prezdant]] was the victim of countless [[bullshit|tl;dw videos and tl;dr comments]] from Absence, and Absence always made it a point to send each and every single fucking video he ever made about SFB to all of his subscribers, long past the point when anybody actually cared to watch them.

In response, Sonyfanboy aka PreZdaNt "exposed" Absence as a pedophile in one of his videos. Whether it's true or not, it's just fucking funny to see Jeremy rage when [[trolls|people]] call him a [[pedophile]].

This is just part of the long going battle between the two idiots. They are in fact both Jews and [[basement dwellers]] so it's not surprising that they would constantly "[[Fuck|battle]]" each other on the internet.

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===texasarmy81===
[[Image:Absencemonster.png|thumb|right|Monster: fuel of the [[Darksidered992|ween]] trolls!]]
Absence devoted two ten minute videos to this redneck nobody. This is just further evidence for the patter on absence only trolling people who basically do the job for him.
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===6699 Clan===
Absence has had a running feud with this group of [[juggalo]] [[internet tough guys]] for some time now. Not to say these people are not inbred retards, but once again, Jeremy takes everything too far. Just watch the videos......if you have [[no life|30 minutes]].
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{{Quote|Butthurt and ownage has been achieved!|Ummmm.....no.}}

===Battim===
Kike nosed Jeremy made a video response to bat shit insane old fart Battim's video about trolls being sociopath's, in this video response Absence [[Lied|claimed]] to be a [[Fag|normal guy]] with an irl and tons of [[Retards|friends]].

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Of course Battim did not reply to the video, nor did Jeremy provide evidence to back up his claims of being a [[Welfare|wealthy]] [[Lies|home owner]] and a [[Retard|socially acceptable individual]].

{{quote|two things..."Re: Trolls are Mentally Ill Respone to Battim " the word is response.

second your title is misleading ,this is not a response to me|Battim's response to Jeremy's 10 minute video response.}}

== Jeremy Knows How Trolling Works ==
Jeremy being the stealthy troll he is, tries to explain how trolling and doxing works in a 10 minute conversation on skype.
 
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==When Legendes Duel==
In the late summer of 2010, Absence finally met someone who was on his [[retarded|intellectual playing field]]. This person is none other than [[Taekesi]]. For those of you who don't know, Taekesi is a British kid named [[powerword|Matthew]] who runs around [[YouTube]] claiming to be an "Asian Legende". This could easily be equated to Absence's claim of being a "[[YouTube Commentaries|Youtube Critic]]". The two exchanged unfunny blow after unfunny blow <s>until the unthinkable happened. [[Win|Taekesi got Absence's dox]]. Read that again. Taekesi, a scene kid who calls himself "[[lol wut|Legende]]" dox'd a roughly 28 year old "epic troll". Yeah.</s>

[[Spoiler]] alert: Taekesi never really doxed Jeremy (Taekesi called him "[[Fake|Kerry Steinberg]]"), or anyone for that matter. He's a fucking faggot. Luckily, more seasoned [[Trolls|internet terrorists]] have managed to get you Absence's dox. See external links.
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{{quote|You are a retard, you logged into a fake account with an incorrect login name, I always logged into absencegetsflagged with an email address as a name, the same email address I used to create that account. I will post a video of that email account as well as the notice in it I recieved from youtube when the account was terminated. Then you can be laughed at by everyone for being so obsessed and pathetic you actually took the time to make a fake youtube account, facebook account, a fake name and address. This is how I know you never [[doxxed]] anyone, deftonesfan86 is not even a real email account let alone the one I used to create absencegetsflagged. I used a gmail account dipshit. Once the video is up feel free to flag it for being proven as a wannabe hacker. I will make sure to keep it private for a day so all my friends can mirror it first :)|Absence denying that he was hacked, doxed and exposed, when all else fails deny deny deny right Jeremy!? :)}}

=== When Legends Confuse ===
[[Image:Absencetracksuit.png|thumb|right|Rockin' the "[[Old meme|78 year old]] Jew in [[Florida]]" look.]]
It is a well known [[Truth|fact]] that when Absence attempts to [[fail|troll]] someone he becomes obsessed with that [[troll|individual]] and all of his energy begins to focus on that one particular individual alone. He makes numerous videos and comments about that person and doesn't stop for days, weeks and even months. In fact the same trolling of that one individual can last for almost up to a year with nobody other than Jeremy himself and that other person/sock account caring about whats going on. Jeremy's latest obsession is with Taekesi aka Matthew aka Tyler who keeps on making sock accounts of Jeremy and then "doxing" them. Jeremy gets real upset when people make fake accounts of him and then claim to dox them. Since he is a leet [[1337]] hacker himself he dose not like it when script kiddies like Taekesi make poor attempts at "hacking" and "doxing". Kerry will rant on for 10 minutes about how Taekesi is a fake hacker and poser troll who got "[[Owned|OWNED]]" several [[9000|thousand]] times. It's long, boring and [[gay]] to say the least. Either way Absence will stop at nothing to "[[Whore|expose]]" fake hackers and [[Fags|doxers]] via [[USI|10 minute video blogs]] on his sock accounts.
 
 
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|Anyone wanting to see first hand proof of one of Taekesi's now suspended sockaccounts being exposed click imagevenue link below:|Absence thinking anyone would care about his e-fit with another failure such as himself|

ANYONE WANTING TO SEE THAT TAEKESI GOOGLED HIS NEW SOCKACCOUNTS PROFILE PICTURE JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW. (He claims his TommySantoro sockaccount is real and that is actually a picture of him)|More tl;dr rants about Taekesi "OWNING" him.|

Taekesi is a friendless emo child from central Europe who has developed a very elaborate fantasy world I like to refer to as "Pretend Asian Mafia Land". There are multiple characters involved in this super unoriginal story he has designed. All of these characters are played by Taekesi/Matthew himself. Here is a full list of all the sockaccounts Taekesi/Matt likes to play pretend and talk to himself with on peoples channel comments:|Obsessed much Jeremy?|

all further info of Taekesi's faggish cancer ridden existance on youtube and his fantasy world of "Pretend Asian Mafia Land" can be found on his EncyclopedaDramatica page, link right here:|Jeremy still thinking that anyone other than himself cares about Taekesi.|color=#ffffff}}
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=== Dox'd and Exposed ===
The [[fail]] "hacker" known as Taekesi recently discovered Jeremy's [[Facebook]] account of which had access to many [[lulz]] worthy pics of Jeremy. [[Never|When and if]] the Facebook profile is exposed, it will be linked on this article below on the related links section. Until then, entertain yourself with Jeremy's response to this development:
 
 
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{{quote|It's pretty pathetic you used the same pics i used in my bg. that's why they are in low resolution. where's the link to my facebook? and now you have pictures you cropped off my bg in your computer of me HUMM who's the owned gay faggot now? *yawn* keep trying to hard newfaggot ;)|Absence denying the facebook pics are real.}}

== Quotes ==
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|I am here to get a rise out of people, I have no ambitions to be a youtube [[camwhore|star]], I merely come on here for recreation to exploit peoples ignorance.|Absence having a bad case of [[USI|unwanted self importance]]|

Like I said to [[Troll|serbia]], take some fucking [[ADHD|adderall]] if you can't wedge in ten minutes to watch a video you don't like with people you know nothing about. My videos [[Truth|aren't fucking art]] they're straight-foward trashing out-of-line losers who have delusions of grandure. Style would get in the way of the meaning and mislead the viewer. And substance? What the fuck? What else am I supposed to add to a video about making fun of someone? I make my point in my videos, though it takes [[TLDW|10 mintues]] to make it.|His videos aren't fucking art, Jeremy Kaminski says so.|

So, tell me Mr. "Pro Troll", how do they do it these days? Make millions of sock accounts with stupid gimmicks like pretending to be another race and troll other trolls pretending to be little girls? Ya dude, pro as fuck.|Pro as fuck mtw|

Absence's name isn't Kerry Steinberg you fucking moron lol, keep on kissing Taekesi's ass and believe everything he tells people.|[[Truth|His name is not Kerry Stienberg]].|

wow, is that completely retarded comment supposed to be offensive? kid, my name isn't kerry, and I am 90% german. calling me a jew when it's completely inaccurate does not accomplish anything. thanks for proving yourself to be an idiot though :)|Jeremy Kaminski, he's 90 percent <s>German</s> Polfag. Oh and just an fyi Jeremy, Jews are not German, you have dark eyes and dark hair also a big nose. Fail moar.|

you are a retard, you logged into a fake account with an incorrect login name, I always logged into absencegetsflagged with an email address as a name, the same email address I used to create that account. I will post a video of that email account as well as the notice in it I recieved from youtube when the account was terminated. Then you can be laughed at by everyone for being so obsessed and pathetic you actually took the time to make a fake youtube account, facebook account, a fake name and address. This is how I know you never [[doxxed]] anyone, deftonesfan86 is not even a real email account let alone the one I used to create absencegetsflagged. I used a gmail account dipshit. Once the video is up feel free to flag it for being proven as a wannabe hacker. I will make sure to keep it private for a day so all my friends can mirror it first|TL;DR ragegraph about nothing.|color=#ffffff}}
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== Absence and Friends React to This Page ==

Jeremy, being a Jewish attention whore responded to the creation of his article by saying that is was "[[lame]] and [[gay]]," and that he could have written a better article. Which we all know is a lie, because he is still in fact a Jewish faggot attention whore who is far too busy making shitty tl;dw videos and comments on JewTube. He's also blamed his arch-nemesis Taekesi for attempts to blank this article. Seeing as they're both massive queers, that's actually a possibility.

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absence ed article is as funny as watching paint dry now compare his to george or matt or mathews ed page the unwarranted self importance uk boy and why dont the ctfc like this guy ne ways they never gave a reason. also they dont wikes me which is fine i dont want stupid people to like me fuck i dont give a flying fuck if everyone hates me . i could be worst i could be in love with joel mchale or dress up as a animal and fuck other people who dress up as animals or i could be a perv and lure lil kiddies in my van and rape em . or i could be a loony liberal or conservative , but im not i just read mad magazine and alfred e numan is my personal hero|Staunch Absence fantard {{yt|cu|DRAGON201O|DRAGON201O}} tl;dring as usual. Also note the third grade grammar and lack of caps and periods. It's like one long sentence of [[Autistic]] rambling [[shit]].|

welcome to the ED hall of fame, :)|{{yt|cu|alchamizt|alchamizt}}|

lol, nice ed page|{{yt|cu|PATEv4|PATEv4}}|

You're so butthurt over your ED article, ROFL!
It looks like everyone knows you're a butthurt Jewish failure, LMFAO!
Die.|[[Taekesi]]|

Yep, little kids cannot hack me so they spend days on end creating a ED page full of fictional storytelling. It amazes me that I got under that little kid Georgie Kurai aka Taekesi's skin so bad calling him a wannabe hacker that he resorted to making fake youtube accounts. It's even more pathetic that he took the time to invent a fake name and address for me. LOL, and he says I am the one who is "butthurt" and "owned". ;)|LMAO he still doesn't understand satire and he doesn't have enough brains to figure out that [[Taekesi]] [[Truth|did not create his article]].|

Yea, I'm aware of the failure's ED article, he creates multiple accounts to try and erase and edit it because almost all of it is true, I on the other hand welcome people to checkout mine because it was made by Georgie aka Taekesi and it is comprised of fiction and retardation. Sometimes people (taekesi) think the internet is serious business though ;)|LEL he still thinks Taekesi wrote this article, it takes the minimum of three clicks to figure out that he had nothing to do with this.|Absence won't accept the truth, he's so obsessed with Taekesi that he wants to think [[No|Taekesi did it]].|

They both don't read articles, they just bitch about it.|{{yt|cu|LegendeEmp|LegendeEmp}} speaking the cold, hard [[truth]].|

lol@you trying to claim I blanked my ED article, I have only been to that page once, I read the failure and haven't returned since. I have no intention on wasting my time signing up for a ED account just to erase something any moron can just re-add anytime. As for being [[doxxed]], Nobody has ever [[doxxed]] me. Taekesi just keeps avoiding providing any proof of himself "[[doxxing]]" me. He either changes the subject or makes a lame excuse whenever i request he provide my IP address or proof that the fake email "deftonesfan96" links to the fake name and address he made up. Feel free to cry somemore on my channel though. :D|Absence denying that he blanked this article.|color=#ffffff}}
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== Absence and his Nuts '''NSFW'''==
[[Image:Absenceballs.png|thumb|right|"Those are my balls. My exposed balls."]]

A final point of consideration in an analysis of Jeremy Kaminski is this rather odd video, where in order to prove he did not care about flagging, Jeremy whipped out his [[testicles]] on camera for all of YouTube to see.

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{{quote|Nuts on YouTube!|Honestly, that was the best description he could have given}}

This guy is "not a camwhore" at all, mind you.

==Galleries==
{{cg|Fun With Jeremy Kaminski|AbsentGall|center|<gallery>
Image:Absence o4ld.jpg|[[YHBT|YHBT YHL O4L HAND]]
Image:Jewnosedcunts.png|Absence and [[Legi0n|Atlus]]: two of a kind.
Image:Absencedeletes.png|Comment deleter.
Image:Absencedescrip.png|"[[Wat|How to Eat a Retard]]"
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Image:Absencehacking.png|[[No|Absence is an expert on hacking]].
Image:Absencehypocrite.png|Totally not using sock accounts.
Image:Absencetrolling.png|Absence demonstrates his [[fail|epic]] trolling skills.
Image:Absencetard.png|[[Epin]] at spelling.
Image:Absencetard2.png|Self-explanatory.
Image:Absentart.png|Fanart.
Image:TaekesiIsAFraud.jpg|Jeremy obsesses with Taekesi some moar.
Image:Absence jeremy foreveralone.jpg|Forever alone.jpg ;_;
Image:Absencecrim1.png|Minor in possession.
Image:Absencecrim2.png|[[3Guys1Hammer|Criminal destruction of property]].
Image:Absencecrim3.png|[[Mel Gibson|Drunk driving]].
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{{cg|Thought you could get rid of this eh Jeremy?|AbsentGall2|center|<gallery>
Image:Jeremy Kaminski.jpg|The first of many facebook camwhore pics.
Image:Jeremy Kaminski2.jpg
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Image:Jeremy2.jpg|Jeremy at teh gaybar with [[fags|friends]].
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Image:Jeremy3.jpg|So [[shit|artsy]].
Image:Jeremy4.jpg|JJ with some ugly [[camwhore]].
Image:Jermy5.jpg|[[wigger]] as fuck mtw.
Image:Jeremy6.jpg|Smoking makes you look [[No|cool]].
Image:Jeremy7.jpg
Image:Jeremyretardfriend.jpg|His friend looks like [[Rootbrian]] lol.
Image:Jeremywordupyo.jpg|Jeremy "Dankblaze" Kaminski: Pro troll and one ker-aaaaazy drunk.
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Image:JJ alchohoic.jpg
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==See Also==

*[[SHIT]]
*[[TL;DW]]
*[[USI]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Polish]]
*[[Troll Shielding]]
*[[Trying Too Hard]]
*[[Taekesi]]
*[[SONYFANBOY]]
*[[KNIGHTRIDAH]]
*[[Rootbrian]]
*[[Dylan_Kimberlin|Dylan Kimberlin]]
*[[Tom Serson]]
*[[Legi0n]]
*[[Vloggerheads]]

==External Links==
*<s>{{yt|cu|iRAEPchuL0L|Current sock account}}.''' Hacked''' again, he no longer has any youtube accounts [[ROFL]]!!1</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceArmageddon|Current channel}} Currently locked out.</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<strike>{{yt|cu|OwnedFagsFlagMe|Other current channel}}</strike> [[Hacked]] lol.
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceEclipse|AbsenceEclipse}}</s> - B&
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceGetsFlagged|Old main YouTube}}</s> - B&
*<s>{{yt|cu|DeftonesAbsence|His other account in which he claims is owned by Taekesi}}</s> - B&
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceArchive|Claims to be just a fan, obvious sockpuppet}}</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceGetsFIagged AbsenceGetsFIagged ] - Parody account. Usurped by a Russian, so all of the original content is gone.
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceGotFlagged AbsenceGotFlagged] - Another parody account</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceDefender AbsenceDefender] - Almost certainly a parody
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceSuspended AbsenceSuspended] - Another parody
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceGetsOWNED AbsenceGetsOWNED] - Yet another parody</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/KerrySteinberg KerrySteinberg] - Account with his [[dox]]</s> B&
*Email: dankblaze@aol.com
*[http://www.myspace.com/dankblaze/photos Jeremy on myspace includes epin model pics.]
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Kaminski/100000071875088 Jeremy on facebook.]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://twitter.com/dankblaze Dankblaze on Twitter.]
*<s>[http://meetcam.com/vb/member.php?746455-dankblaze&s=f1f621c8ea4664bda4f6347d16a5c844e Meetcam.com profile.]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>[http://en.pornizer.com/dankblaze eporbizer profile.]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>[http://forum.androidcentral.com/members/dankblaze.html Jeremy Dankblaze's androidcentral fourm account.] </s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1829+S+37TH+ST+MILWAUKEE+WI+53215&layer=c&sll=43.010696,-87.960403&cbp=13,339.4,,0,0&cbll=43.01066,-87.960385&gl=us&sspn=0.006295,0.006295&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=1829+S+37th+St,+Milwaukee,+Wisconsin+53215&ll=43.01066,-87.960385&spn=0,0.021136&z=16&panoid=4-GEmbejT__o5KHlup3unQ Dox via Google maps.]
*[http://www.intelius.com/results.php?ReportType=1&qf=Jeremy&qn=Kaminski&qc=Milwaukee&qs=WI Jeremy's dox on intelius.com]

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AbsenceOfTheAbsent

2026-06-07T17:35:34Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Reverted edit by LordGrimThInvincible (talk) to last revision by imported>Jacket

{{warning|Dankblaze is a butthurt bitch and is blanking this article|warning}}
 
[[Image:AbsenceGetsFlagged.jpg|thumb|right|The shitty icon he uses on all of his sock accounts, notice how fuckin' huge his nose is.]]
<strike>{{yt|u|AbsenceArchive|AbsenceOfTheAbsent}}</strike> aka Jeremy J. "[[Douche|Dankblaze]]" [[Poland|Kaminski]] is a 30 year old self proclaimed "[[fag|troll]]" on [[YouTube]], he is well known for making long and boring video blogs about shitty [[hackers]] and vloggers. Absence claims that he has been on [[YouTube]] since it first started, trolling on various sock accounts. However since there is no proof to back that up we just assume that [[Truth|he is a lying fucktard and a queer]]. He was first found when he decided to jump on the [[Rootbrian]] bandwagon back in late 2008 and early '09. Absence made a shitty video about Brian using cheap make up and poor lighting, the video was an obvious parody of the [[Boxxybabee]] video. Which means Absence is so unoriginal that he had to steal an idea that a camwhore came up with. This isn't surprising since considering he's a retarded Jewish kid living in [[Milwaukee]].
{{Quote|your a fucking moron|Jeremy Kaminski: epic troll}}

== Jew Trivia ==

*Did you know, that Jeremy claims to [[No|own his own house]]?
*He also claims that he makes roughly 60,000 dollars a year doing various [[Buttsex|jobs]].
*Jeremy claims to have an [[irl]] which consist of drinking cheap beer and fucking [[Fat|grenades]].
*He wants to one day open up a bar, that's right a gay bar for all of his little faggot Jew friends to "hang out" in.
*Jeremy has a [[Gay|pink tattoo]] on his right arm, it's most likely some gay Aboriginal shit who the fuck knows.
*Absence has only one friend and supporter on the internet, a 40 something year old [[Autistic]] [[virgin]] trailer trash [[Redneck]] who lives in [[Colorado]] by the name of {{yt|cu|DRAGON0201O|DRAGON201O}}
*'''DRAGON201O''' and Jeremy often spend time having [[Faggots|anal sex]] while complimenting each others [[None|trolling skills]].
*Jeremy's favorite hobbies include: stalking and harassing cripples, drinking cheap beer, fucking [[Dickgirl|whores who have penises]], and [[Jew|hoarding money]].
*Absence is an unfunny version of fat ass redneck and ex [[FCTC]] member {{yt|cu|Ultraforge|Ultraforge}}.
*He once showed his nutsack on a YouTube video, thus proving that once again he is in fact [[gay]].
*Jeremy drinks shit beverages such as [[Gay|Fuze]] and Monster to fuel up for his videos.
*Absence is two years shy of being 30 and still has sex with 17 year old girls, which would mean that he is in fact a [[pedophile]].
*Jeremy once was the leader of a fail troll group known as [[Gay|Team]] [[Shit|Hate]].
*Members of Team Gay included Rod Burch, a well known pedophile and [[Dylan_Kimberlin|Dylan Kimberlin]] a jobless loser with a small penis living in [[Australia|Ausfailia]].
*Absence is a cross between Ultraforge, a fat ass racist redneck and [[Fag|Burk]], a greasy haired emo who got banned from [[ED IRC]].
*Jeremy likes to camwhore on facebook with all of his irl [[fags|friends]].
*Kike nosed Jeremy wears the same lame beanie cap in all of his videos, because he is so cheap that he can't afford to keep the heat on.
*Did you know that Jeremy, is a wannabe [[Fag|model]] with lots of [[Lies|potential]]?

==Humble Beginnings==
[[Image:Rootbrian cock goes where.jpg|thumb|right|Public enemy #1.]]
As you've just read, Absence got his start by taking on one of the most challenging trolling targets around: [[Rootbrian]]. What's a better way to show off your [[Vlogging|trollan]] skills than by making lame jokes about an [[asspie]] that thinks fart jokes are funny? While most people have mocked Rootfag at one point or another, you'll be hard-pressed finding anyone who spends the kind of time Absence does on it. Each one of his videos is usually between 8 and 10 minutes long. Think about that, this guy is pushing 30 and spends hours upon hours making fun of a [[retarded]] [[welfare]] recipient. Wow just wow.
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{{Quote|I"m going to give you the proper destruction you deserve.|[[Unrealistic expectations]]}}
 
Rootbrian recently made a shout out to one of his favorite trolls, Jermey Kaminski. He also had a few things to say about this article. Brian being the autistic that he is, still believes that Absence is a ween troll and that his dox are not real.
 
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==Notable Feuds==

This section could use some expansion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=AbsenceOfTheAbsent&action=edit Care to help?]

Absence has a long and sordid history of picking fights with fellow [[Retards|social outcast]]s on YouTube. The fact that he likes to leave out of his vlogs is that he's just as pathetic as his "victims".

===[[SONYFANBOY]]===
[[Image:SonyFagBoyPissedOnByJew.JPG|thumb|Reenactment of [[SONYFANBOY|SONYFAGBOY]] takin the piss from a Jew]]
As previously mentioned, Jeremy seems to have a fetish for trolling fail [[fags|hackers]], but Absence is particularly obsessed with SONYFANBOY, almost to the point of being [[stalker|creepy]]. SONYFAGBOY aka [[Obama|prezdant]] was the victim of countless [[bullshit|tl;dw videos and tl;dr comments]] from Absence, and Absence always made it a point to send each and every single fucking video he ever made about SFB to all of his subscribers, long past the point when anybody actually cared to watch them.

In response, Sonyfanboy aka PreZdaNt "exposed" Absence as a pedophile in one of his videos. Whether it's true or not, it's just fucking funny to see Jeremy rage when [[trolls|people]] call him a [[pedophile]].

This is just part of the long going battle between the two idiots. They are in fact both Jews and [[basement dwellers]] so it's not surprising that they would constantly "[[Fuck|battle]]" each other on the internet.

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===texasarmy81===
[[Image:Absencemonster.png|thumb|right|Monster: fuel of the [[Darksidered992|ween]] trolls!]]
Absence devoted two ten minute videos to this redneck nobody. This is just further evidence for the patter on absence only trolling people who basically do the job for him.
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===6699 Clan===
Absence has had a running feud with this group of [[juggalo]] [[internet tough guys]] for some time now. Not to say these people are not inbred retards, but once again, Jeremy takes everything too far. Just watch the videos......if you have [[no life|30 minutes]].
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{{Quote|Butthurt and ownage has been achieved!|Ummmm.....no.}}

===Battim===
Kike nosed Jeremy made a video response to bat shit insane old fart Battim's video about trolls being sociopath's, in this video response Absence [[Lied|claimed]] to be a [[Fag|normal guy]] with an irl and tons of [[Retards|friends]].

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Of course Battim did not reply to the video, nor did Jeremy provide evidence to back up his claims of being a [[Welfare|wealthy]] [[Lies|home owner]] and a [[Retard|socially acceptable individual]].

{{quote|two things..."Re: Trolls are Mentally Ill Respone to Battim " the word is response.

second your title is misleading ,this is not a response to me|Battim's response to Jeremy's 10 minute video response.}}

== Jeremy Knows How Trolling Works ==
Jeremy being the stealthy troll he is, tries to explain how trolling and doxing works in a 10 minute conversation on skype.
 
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==When Legendes Duel==
In the late summer of 2010, Absence finally met someone who was on his [[retarded|intellectual playing field]]. This person is none other than [[Taekesi]]. For those of you who don't know, Taekesi is a British kid named [[powerword|Matthew]] who runs around [[YouTube]] claiming to be an "Asian Legende". This could easily be equated to Absence's claim of being a "[[YouTube Commentaries|Youtube Critic]]". The two exchanged unfunny blow after unfunny blow <s>until the unthinkable happened. [[Win|Taekesi got Absence's dox]]. Read that again. Taekesi, a scene kid who calls himself "[[lol wut|Legende]]" dox'd a roughly 28 year old "epic troll". Yeah.</s>

[[Spoiler]] alert: Taekesi never really doxed Jeremy (Taekesi called him "[[Fake|Kerry Steinberg]]"), or anyone for that matter. He's a fucking faggot. Luckily, more seasoned [[Trolls|internet terrorists]] have managed to get you Absence's dox. See external links.
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{{quote|You are a retard, you logged into a fake account with an incorrect login name, I always logged into absencegetsflagged with an email address as a name, the same email address I used to create that account. I will post a video of that email account as well as the notice in it I recieved from youtube when the account was terminated. Then you can be laughed at by everyone for being so obsessed and pathetic you actually took the time to make a fake youtube account, facebook account, a fake name and address. This is how I know you never [[doxxed]] anyone, deftonesfan86 is not even a real email account let alone the one I used to create absencegetsflagged. I used a gmail account dipshit. Once the video is up feel free to flag it for being proven as a wannabe hacker. I will make sure to keep it private for a day so all my friends can mirror it first :)|Absence denying that he was hacked, doxed and exposed, when all else fails deny deny deny right Jeremy!? :)}}

=== When Legends Confuse ===
[[Image:Absencetracksuit.png|thumb|right|Rockin' the "[[Old meme|78 year old]] Jew in [[Florida]]" look.]]
It is a well known [[Truth|fact]] that when Absence attempts to [[fail|troll]] someone he becomes obsessed with that [[troll|individual]] and all of his energy begins to focus on that one particular individual alone. He makes numerous videos and comments about that person and doesn't stop for days, weeks and even months. In fact the same trolling of that one individual can last for almost up to a year with nobody other than Jeremy himself and that other person/sock account caring about whats going on. Jeremy's latest obsession is with Taekesi aka Matthew aka Tyler who keeps on making sock accounts of Jeremy and then "doxing" them. Jeremy gets real upset when people make fake accounts of him and then claim to dox them. Since he is a leet [[1337]] hacker himself he dose not like it when script kiddies like Taekesi make poor attempts at "hacking" and "doxing". Kerry will rant on for 10 minutes about how Taekesi is a fake hacker and poser troll who got "[[Owned|OWNED]]" several [[9000|thousand]] times. It's long, boring and [[gay]] to say the least. Either way Absence will stop at nothing to "[[Whore|expose]]" fake hackers and [[Fags|doxers]] via [[USI|10 minute video blogs]] on his sock accounts.
 
 
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|Anyone wanting to see first hand proof of one of Taekesi's now suspended sockaccounts being exposed click imagevenue link below:|Absence thinking anyone would care about his e-fit with another failure such as himself|

ANYONE WANTING TO SEE THAT TAEKESI GOOGLED HIS NEW SOCKACCOUNTS PROFILE PICTURE JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW. (He claims his TommySantoro sockaccount is real and that is actually a picture of him)|More tl;dr rants about Taekesi "OWNING" him.|

Taekesi is a friendless emo child from central Europe who has developed a very elaborate fantasy world I like to refer to as "Pretend Asian Mafia Land". There are multiple characters involved in this super unoriginal story he has designed. All of these characters are played by Taekesi/Matthew himself. Here is a full list of all the sockaccounts Taekesi/Matt likes to play pretend and talk to himself with on peoples channel comments:|Obsessed much Jeremy?|

all further info of Taekesi's faggish cancer ridden existance on youtube and his fantasy world of "Pretend Asian Mafia Land" can be found on his EncyclopedaDramatica page, link right here:|Jeremy still thinking that anyone other than himself cares about Taekesi.|color=#ffffff}}
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=== Dox'd and Exposed ===
The [[fail]] "hacker" known as Taekesi recently discovered Jeremy's [[Facebook]] account of which had access to many [[lulz]] worthy pics of Jeremy. [[Never|When and if]] the Facebook profile is exposed, it will be linked on this article below on the related links section. Until then, entertain yourself with Jeremy's response to this development:
 
 
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{{quote|It's pretty pathetic you used the same pics i used in my bg. that's why they are in low resolution. where's the link to my facebook? and now you have pictures you cropped off my bg in your computer of me HUMM who's the owned gay faggot now? *yawn* keep trying to hard newfaggot ;)|Absence denying the facebook pics are real.}}

== Quotes ==
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|I am here to get a rise out of people, I have no ambitions to be a youtube [[camwhore|star]], I merely come on here for recreation to exploit peoples ignorance.|Absence having a bad case of [[USI|unwanted self importance]]|

Like I said to [[Troll|serbia]], take some fucking [[ADHD|adderall]] if you can't wedge in ten minutes to watch a video you don't like with people you know nothing about. My videos [[Truth|aren't fucking art]] they're straight-foward trashing out-of-line losers who have delusions of grandure. Style would get in the way of the meaning and mislead the viewer. And substance? What the fuck? What else am I supposed to add to a video about making fun of someone? I make my point in my videos, though it takes [[TLDW|10 mintues]] to make it.|His videos aren't fucking art, Jeremy Kaminski says so.|

So, tell me Mr. "Pro Troll", how do they do it these days? Make millions of sock accounts with stupid gimmicks like pretending to be another race and troll other trolls pretending to be little girls? Ya dude, pro as fuck.|Pro as fuck mtw|

Absence's name isn't Kerry Steinberg you fucking moron lol, keep on kissing Taekesi's ass and believe everything he tells people.|[[Truth|His name is not Kerry Stienberg]].|

wow, is that completely retarded comment supposed to be offensive? kid, my name isn't kerry, and I am 90% german. calling me a jew when it's completely inaccurate does not accomplish anything. thanks for proving yourself to be an idiot though :)|Jeremy Kaminski, he's 90 percent <s>German</s> Polfag. Oh and just an fyi Jeremy, Jews are not German, you have dark eyes and dark hair also a big nose. Fail moar.|

you are a retard, you logged into a fake account with an incorrect login name, I always logged into absencegetsflagged with an email address as a name, the same email address I used to create that account. I will post a video of that email account as well as the notice in it I recieved from youtube when the account was terminated. Then you can be laughed at by everyone for being so obsessed and pathetic you actually took the time to make a fake youtube account, facebook account, a fake name and address. This is how I know you never [[doxxed]] anyone, deftonesfan86 is not even a real email account let alone the one I used to create absencegetsflagged. I used a gmail account dipshit. Once the video is up feel free to flag it for being proven as a wannabe hacker. I will make sure to keep it private for a day so all my friends can mirror it first|TL;DR ragegraph about nothing.|color=#ffffff}}
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== Absence and Friends React to This Page ==

Jeremy, being a Jewish attention whore responded to the creation of his article by saying that is was "[[lame]] and [[gay]]," and that he could have written a better article. Which we all know is a lie, because he is still in fact a Jewish faggot attention whore who is far too busy making shitty tl;dw videos and comments on JewTube. He's also blamed his arch-nemesis Taekesi for attempts to blank this article. Seeing as they're both massive queers, that's actually a possibility.

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{{morphquote|reactionquotes|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;|Alphatroll, welcome to the conversation retard, I knew about the lame article days ago and actually welcomed people to go see how lame it is. Good work not having a clue though :)|Absence loves the attention, then again you can't blame him because he's Jewish.|

absence ed article is as funny as watching paint dry now compare his to george or matt or mathews ed page the unwarranted self importance uk boy and why dont the ctfc like this guy ne ways they never gave a reason. also they dont wikes me which is fine i dont want stupid people to like me fuck i dont give a flying fuck if everyone hates me . i could be worst i could be in love with joel mchale or dress up as a animal and fuck other people who dress up as animals or i could be a perv and lure lil kiddies in my van and rape em . or i could be a loony liberal or conservative , but im not i just read mad magazine and alfred e numan is my personal hero|Staunch Absence fantard {{yt|cu|DRAGON201O|DRAGON201O}} tl;dring as usual. Also note the third grade grammar and lack of caps and periods. It's like one long sentence of [[Autistic]] rambling [[shit]].|

welcome to the ED hall of fame, :)|{{yt|cu|alchamizt|alchamizt}}|

lol, nice ed page|{{yt|cu|PATEv4|PATEv4}}|

You're so butthurt over your ED article, ROFL!
It looks like everyone knows you're a butthurt Jewish failure, LMFAO!
Die.|[[Taekesi]]|

Yep, little kids cannot hack me so they spend days on end creating a ED page full of fictional storytelling. It amazes me that I got under that little kid Georgie Kurai aka Taekesi's skin so bad calling him a wannabe hacker that he resorted to making fake youtube accounts. It's even more pathetic that he took the time to invent a fake name and address for me. LOL, and he says I am the one who is "butthurt" and "owned". ;)|LMAO he still doesn't understand satire and he doesn't have enough brains to figure out that [[Taekesi]] [[Truth|did not create his article]].|

Yea, I'm aware of the failure's ED article, he creates multiple accounts to try and erase and edit it because almost all of it is true, I on the other hand welcome people to checkout mine because it was made by Georgie aka Taekesi and it is comprised of fiction and retardation. Sometimes people (taekesi) think the internet is serious business though ;)|LEL he still thinks Taekesi wrote this article, it takes the minimum of three clicks to figure out that he had nothing to do with this.|Absence won't accept the truth, he's so obsessed with Taekesi that he wants to think [[No|Taekesi did it]].|

They both don't read articles, they just bitch about it.|{{yt|cu|LegendeEmp|LegendeEmp}} speaking the cold, hard [[truth]].|

lol@you trying to claim I blanked my ED article, I have only been to that page once, I read the failure and haven't returned since. I have no intention on wasting my time signing up for a ED account just to erase something any moron can just re-add anytime. As for being [[doxxed]], Nobody has ever [[doxxed]] me. Taekesi just keeps avoiding providing any proof of himself "[[doxxing]]" me. He either changes the subject or makes a lame excuse whenever i request he provide my IP address or proof that the fake email "deftonesfan96" links to the fake name and address he made up. Feel free to cry somemore on my channel though. :D|Absence denying that he blanked this article.|color=#ffffff}}
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== Absence and his Nuts '''NSFW'''==
[[Image:Absenceballs.png|thumb|right|"Those are my balls. My exposed balls."]]

A final point of consideration in an analysis of Jeremy Kaminski is this rather odd video, where in order to prove he did not care about flagging, Jeremy whipped out his [[testicles]] on camera for all of YouTube to see.

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{{quote|Nuts on YouTube!|Honestly, that was the best description he could have given}}

This guy is "not a camwhore" at all, mind you.

==Galleries==
{{cg|Fun With Jeremy Kaminski|AbsentGall|center|<gallery>
Image:Absence o4ld.jpg|[[YHBT|YHBT YHL O4L HAND]]
Image:Jewnosedcunts.png|Absence and [[Legi0n|Atlus]]: two of a kind.
Image:Absencedeletes.png|Comment deleter.
Image:Absencedescrip.png|"[[Wat|How to Eat a Retard]]"
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Image:Absencehacking.png|[[No|Absence is an expert on hacking]].
Image:Absencehypocrite.png|Totally not using sock accounts.
Image:Absencetrolling.png|Absence demonstrates his [[fail|epic]] trolling skills.
Image:Absencetard.png|[[Epin]] at spelling.
Image:Absencetard2.png|Self-explanatory.
Image:Absentart.png|Fanart.
Image:TaekesiIsAFraud.jpg|Jeremy obsesses with Taekesi some moar.
Image:Absence jeremy foreveralone.jpg|Forever alone.jpg ;_;
Image:Absencecrim1.png|Minor in possession.
Image:Absencecrim2.png|[[3Guys1Hammer|Criminal destruction of property]].
Image:Absencecrim3.png|[[Mel Gibson|Drunk driving]].
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{{cg|Thought you could get rid of this eh Jeremy?|AbsentGall2|center|<gallery>
Image:Jeremy Kaminski.jpg|The first of many facebook camwhore pics.
Image:Jeremy Kaminski2.jpg
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Image:Jeremy2.jpg|Jeremy at teh gaybar with [[fags|friends]].
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Image:Jeremy3.jpg|So [[shit|artsy]].
Image:Jeremy4.jpg|JJ with some ugly [[camwhore]].
Image:Jermy5.jpg|[[wigger]] as fuck mtw.
Image:Jeremy6.jpg|Smoking makes you look [[No|cool]].
Image:Jeremy7.jpg
Image:Jeremyretardfriend.jpg|His friend looks like [[Rootbrian]] lol.
Image:Jeremywordupyo.jpg|Jeremy "Dankblaze" Kaminski: Pro troll and one ker-aaaaazy drunk.
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Image:Jjbeaniefag.png
Image:JJ alchohoic.jpg
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==See Also==

*[[SHIT]]
*[[TL;DW]]
*[[USI]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Polish]]
*[[Troll Shielding]]
*[[Trying Too Hard]]
*[[Taekesi]]
*[[SONYFANBOY]]
*[[KNIGHTRIDAH]]
*[[Rootbrian]]
*[[Dylan_Kimberlin|Dylan Kimberlin]]
*[[Tom Serson]]
*[[Legi0n]]
*[[Vloggerheads]]

==External Links==
*<s>{{yt|cu|iRAEPchuL0L|Current sock account}}.''' Hacked''' again, he no longer has any youtube accounts [[ROFL]]!!1</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceArmageddon|Current channel}} Currently locked out.</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<strike>{{yt|cu|OwnedFagsFlagMe|Other current channel}}</strike> [[Hacked]] lol.
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceEclipse|AbsenceEclipse}}</s> - B&
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceGetsFlagged|Old main YouTube}}</s> - B&
*<s>{{yt|cu|DeftonesAbsence|His other account in which he claims is owned by Taekesi}}</s> - B&
*<s>{{yt|cu|AbsenceArchive|Claims to be just a fan, obvious sockpuppet}}</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceGetsFIagged AbsenceGetsFIagged ] - Parody account
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceGotFlagged AbsenceGotFlagged] - Another parody account</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceDefender AbsenceDefender] - Almost certainly a parody
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceSuspended AbsenceSuspended] - Another parody
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsenceGetsOWNED AbsenceGetsOWNED] - Yet another parody</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/KerrySteinberg KerrySteinberg] - Account with his [[dox]]</s> B&
*Email: dankblaze@aol.com
*[http://www.myspace.com/dankblaze/photos Jeremy on myspace includes epin model pics.]
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Kaminski/100000071875088 Jeremy on facebook.]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://twitter.com/dankblaze Dankblaze on Twitter.]
*<s>[http://meetcam.com/vb/member.php?746455-dankblaze&s=f1f621c8ea4664bda4f6347d16a5c844e Meetcam.com profile.]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>[http://en.pornizer.com/dankblaze eporbizer profile.]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*<s>[http://forum.androidcentral.com/members/dankblaze.html Jeremy Dankblaze's androidcentral fourm account.] </s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''
*[http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1829+S+37TH+ST+MILWAUKEE+WI+53215&layer=c&sll=43.010696,-87.960403&cbp=13,339.4,,0,0&cbll=43.01066,-87.960385&gl=us&sspn=0.006295,0.006295&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=1829+S+37th+St,+Milwaukee,+Wisconsin+53215&ll=43.01066,-87.960385&spn=0,0.021136&z=16&panoid=4-GEmbejT__o5KHlup3unQ Dox via Google maps.]
*[http://www.intelius.com/results.php?ReportType=1&qf=Jeremy&qn=Kaminski&qc=Milwaukee&qs=WI Jeremy's dox on intelius.com]

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Ariana Grande Massacre

2026-06-07T17:25:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Undo revision 1957909 by Supermarcyofthailand (talk) I looked into it and saw nothing about this guy being an incel. He hit a woman once for wearing a short skirt, but that's just typical muslim behavior.

{{An hero}}
{{An prophet}}
{{quote|'''She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got to the elevator. And as soon as the doors shut, she said: "I hope they all fucking die."'''|Have police eliminated Ariana Grande [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/ariana-grande-diva-antics-poor-reviews-article-1.1940573 from their inquiries?]}}
 
{{rainbowtiny|BANG BANG ALL OVER YOU}}
{{Breakingnews|'''IT WAS A CHRISTIAN!!! [[No shit|lol j/k]]'''}}
 
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Salman Abedi'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 31, 1994}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 22, 2017 (aged 22)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Libya|Libyan]]-[[United Kingdom|British]]  [[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 22, injured [[at least 100|239]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, suicide bomb}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islam|Christianity]]}}
{{Ibend}}
The '''Ariana Grande Massacre''' was a happening on [[Last_tuesday|22 May 2017]] outside Manchester Arena in [[England|Bongistan]] after a concert by [[American]] tartlet Ariana Grande aka '''[[Ariana Grande|Arena Grenade]]''', who was not hurt unfortunately. [[Over 9,000]] people had the bad taste to want to see Ariana Grande on her [[Irony|"Dangerous Woman"]] Tour, and [[at least 100]] people learned just how dangerous Ariana Grande really is.

After the concert was over, an explosion reportedly happened in the foyer of the arena, in what appears to be a [[suicide]] bomb by a [[Muslim]] robot, with "nuts and bolts flying everywhere", possibly a nail bomb. Sources say a bomb went "bang bang into the room" and "bang bang all over you."

The massacre was the biggest [[terrorist]] [[high score]] in Bongistan since 52 people were killed in [[London]] in 2005. Source say that guilt-ridden [[Muslim]] taxi cab drivers offered free rides to people after the concert.

Sources say that [[Twitter]] accounts linked to [[ISIS]] mentioned Manchester before the attack happened. The attack appears to be an effort by [[ISIS]] to [[redpill]] Britfags who voted against [[Brexit]] on the true nature of [[multiculturalism]] and [[Islam]], which everyone knows is a [[No|religion of peace]]™ (and mostly peaceful).

According from police, a hate crime against Muslim triggered over 500 in Manchester after a da boom.

==Manchester in early 2017==
[[File:Ariana_grande_allahu_akbar.jpg|right|200px|thumb|It's a trap!]]
In late January 2017, [[over 9,000]] people marched in [[London]] to protest [[The Donald]]'s travel ban on 7 [[Mudslime]] countries, and chanted "[[rapefugee|refugees]] welcome here" and "Theresa May, shame on you." There were also large demonstrations in Edinburgh, Cardiff, and Birmingham. A 24-year-old Britfag named Dean Smith {{archive|l7aND|organized}} a protest in Manchester, in opposition to [[The Donald]]'s planned [[Muslim]] travel ban in Amerilard. Liz Parker of Manchester said "We don’t care if someone is a Muslim or a Christian or what colour their [[Shit|skin]] is. We just want to live in harmony with the human race." Julia Steinberg{{jew}} of Manchester said "Trump is [[Rational|Islamophobic]]." Two months before the concert massacre, on 18 March, 2017, there was a event in [[London]] "Manchester Coaches to UN Anti Racist Demo in London" on UN Anti-Racism Day, with "refugees and migrants welcome" to stand up to racism, [[Islamophobia]], and anti-Semitism. And now we know how that all turned out.

{{clear}}

==Suspect identified==

[[File:SalmanGun.png|thumb|left|One last cigarette, [[amirite|right?]]]]

The bomber was one [[Powerword|'''Salman Ramadan Abedi''']]{{muslim}}. Police are baffled as to his [[Duh|background, upbringing, and motive.]] Turns out he was already known to [[CIA|MI5,]] having been reported several times over the last few years by concerned acquaintances. And his dad is the head of the security task force in Libya, where Abedi recently took an unexplained vacation.

All this points in one direction. No Jews were in the vicinity when the bomb went off. Therefore Jews did Ariana Grande.

==Responses==
[[Britfag]] singfag Morrissey was having a pleasant [[lemonparty|birthday party]] until he learned of the Ariana Grande Massacre. He {{archive|YRNAz|took}} to [[Failbook|Cuntbook]] on 23 May 2017 and asked "For what reason will this ever stop?" He criticized [[UK]] Prime Minister Theresa May, who lives "in a bullet-proof bubble", and the [[Muslim]] mayor of [[London]] Sadiq Khan for not condemning [[ISIS]], and even the bloody [[The Queen|Queen of England]] for not canceling a garden party at Buckingham Palace, and the mayor of Manchester Andy Burnham for saying the attack was by an extremist (but leaving out [[Muslim]], or a child of [[rapefugee|refugees]] from [[Libya]], etc). [[Milo]]{{jew}} reacted predictably to the post and said "Amen." [[Paul Joseph Watson]] said "Morrissey is the only 'celebrity' with the balls to tell the truth."

==Quotes==
{{quote|In modern Britain everyone seems petrified to officially say what we all say in private. Politicians tell us they are unafraid, but they are never the victims. How easy to be unafraid when one is protected from the line of fire. The people have no such protections.|The guy who sang the Charmed theme song, Failbook, {{archive|YRNAz|23 May 2017}}}}

==Casualties==
*'''Saffie-Rose Roussos''', age 8. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Nell Jones''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Sorrell Leczkowski''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Eilidh MacLeod''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Megan Hurley''', age 15. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Olivia Campbell-Hardy''', age 15. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Chloe Rutherford''', age 17. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Liam Curry''', age 19. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Georgina Callander''', age 18. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Courtney Boyle''', age 19. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''John Atkinson''', age 28. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Martyn Hett''', age 28. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Philip Tron''', age 32. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Kelly Brewster''', age 32. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Elaine McIver''', age 43. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Angelika Klis''', age 39. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Marcin Klis''', age 42. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Alison Howe''', age 45. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Lisa Lees''', age 43. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Michelle Kiss''', age 45. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Wendy Fawell''', age 50. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Jane Tweddle''', age 51. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]

==Gallery==
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File:Ariana grande massacre - isis warning tweet.png|Fanmail
File:Ariana_grande_manchester_was_absolutely_amazing.png|Glowing reviews
File:Ariana_grande_all_ticket_sales_are_final.jpg
File:Arena_grenade.jpg|Arena Grenade
File:Ariana Grande Massacre Emiliesatwell 1.jpg
File:Ariana Grande Massacre Emiliesatwell 2.jpg
File:BriannaWuArianaGrande.jpg|[[John Flynt|Brianna Wu's]] next level of delusion
File:David Leavitt - I Almost died too.png|He's right and you know it.
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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''22'''|Still too low for a venue with low security measures|5|Amateurish "fish in a barrel"-style carnage|10|Marks deducted for sitting through the whole concert first|18|Additional marks for inflicting Liam Gallagher's ego on the UK again|20|First successful suicide bombing with casualties after a massive event in the UK|75|C| }}

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== See Also ==
* [[England]]
* [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Taylor Swift Massacre]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[ISIS]]
* [[Australia]]
* [[Jews]]

== External Links ==

{{An Heroes}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{Islam}}
{{britfags}}

{{timeline|Featured article May 23 & 24, [[2017]]|[[Saudi Arabia]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[ISIS]]}}

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2026-06-07T17:16:30Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Especially relevant since his wife left him and he really DID die alone

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Ty Ziegel

2026-06-07T17:15:09Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Links */

:''"Ty" directs here. For other uses see [[Ty (disambiguation)]]''
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[[Image:Tybeforeafter.jpg|thumb|right|[[OMGWTFBBQ]] with extra emphasis on the [[BBQ]].]]
[[File:Jacqueline saburido2.jpg|thumb|[http://deardrunkdriver.com/jacqui.htm A challenger appears!!]]]
'''Ty "Flukeworm Man" Ziegel''' (October 16, 1982 - December 26, 2012) <strike>is</strike> was a [[United States]] [[Military|Marine Corps]] sergeant who got turned into [[Resident Evil 3|Resident Evil: Nemesis]] by an [[Iraq]]i suicide bomber in 2004. Instead of
[[GTFO|running away from his burning truck]] when it was attacked he threw a temper tantrum and wouldn't leave without his Pokémon cards and ended up irreversibly disfigured.

When he got sent home, Ty and his family and friends forced his [[girlfriend]] to follow through on the couple's plans to marry as soon as he got back from Iraq. After a ceremony that was part [[guro]] and part masturbation-fest for the military that destroyed Ty's handsome looks, the marriage fell apart as his wife divorced her disfigured dullard of a husband in order to escape and have a life where she didn't have to worry about waking up screaming in horror at the sight of the man laying next to her in bed.

Ty Ziegel died on Dec. 26, 2012. According to this link, he died from falling on ice, which caused death due to the fact that he landed on part of the skull damaged in the blast that disfigured him [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/pjstar/obituary.aspx?n=tyler-w-ziegel&pid=161998808#fbLoggedOut][http://www.thatswhyyouremyex.com/breakups/death-disfigurement-part-renee-kline-divorces-wounded-iraq-veteran-tyler-ziegel/]. As an act of final lulz, his body was cremated three days later to finish the job that the suicide bomber started.

R.I.P. Ty "'JOIN THE ARMY,' THEY SAID" Ziegel.

==[[Fucktard|Join The Army]] They Said...==
[[Image:Ty_and_Renee_Ziegel.jpg|thumb|right|[[Thousand yard stare|The day every little girl dreams of]].]]
[[Image:Gears of moar.jpg|thumb|[[Fixed]].]]

Ty Ziegel was once an [[NORP|ordinary person]]. According to his friends, he had an "acid tongue" though by Ty's own account, he was a huge retard who did whatever the herd said. So, after 9-11 and war being declared on Iraq for the lulz, Ty Ziegel decided that he just had to become a Marine and go do what the voices on Fox News told him and blast every friggin' [[Muslim|sandnigger]] he could kill. Sometime along his second tour, he was driving along the [[Terrorist|Syrian]] border, minding his own business. Suddenly, a suicide bomber jumped out in front of his Hummer, [[John Locke|shit got a little crazy]], and he ended up being the human version of [[Zippocat]].

Back in [[White Trash]], [[Indiana]], Ty's betrothed, Renee, was enjoying a day of [[Cuckoldry|fucking her neighbor while her fiancee was away]]. Suddenly the phone rang. She learned the horrible news about Ty. Quickly she ran outside and [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, homes, to Bel-Air!"]]

==Recovery and Marriage==
When Renee saw her fiancee again, he was seriously fucked up. One arm was missing past the forearm and his remaining hand had only two fingers. His big toe was grafted on in place of a thumb. One eye was blind and milky, as if melted, and his ears had been burnt away. The top of his skull had been removed and inserted by doctors into the fatty tissue inside his torso to keep it viable and moist for future use. He was a fucking disaster. And he was in a coma to boot.

Some fifteen surgeries and eighteen months later, Ty emerged a new man, a new man who looked like a fucking [[zombie]]. Nevertheless, Renee was a sturdy, Midwestern girl surrounded by assholes who were not about to let her reneg on her engagement. She was going to be made to marry Ty whether she liked it or not! Her parents, Ty's parents, their entire small town would not let a little thing like her man being turned into a [[Kill it with fire|pork rind]] get in the way of "true love", after all. A few months later, the happy couple was married in a shotgun wedding. Unlike most shotgun weddings however, the shotguns were held by a cadre of Marines and pointed at Renee, who had to have her big wedding day usurped into a glorification of the Iraq War and the Marines, for whom her beloved Ty had given up his face.

==Birth of a Meme==
Ty would have probably led a life that was relatively normal if it weren't for the heroic actions of Nina Berman, a photojournalist who wanted to put together a coffee table book of wounded/disfigured soldiers for sick fucks who have a thing for disfigured male amputees. The photos of Ty and Renee, with Renee's quiet look of utter desperation at her fate won Nina a "World Press Award" for her photographs of the couple.

Nina discovered the two when People Magazine sent her to take photographs of the two for a puff piece on the upcoming wedding. She got to know the couple and Ty, who she described as stuck up and aloof. The only time she said that he showed any sign of normal life was when he and some of his high school buddies were watching UFC and Ty started screaming at the TV for one of the fighters to break the neck of the other fighter.

Time passed, and one day a crazy [[B|/b/]]tard with a fetish for capturing disfigured soldiers discovered Ty's existence and started posting pictures of him on [[B|/b/]]. In the same amount of time it took for Ty's facial features to cease to exist, Ty was turned into a [[mini meme]]. Ty's image was [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|photomanipulated]] over and over again, usually with the caption "'JOIN THE ARMY,' THEY SAID," - a quote from the hit game, ''[[Halo]]''. This infuriated the two or three [[Republican]] [[faggots]] who hang out on [[B|/b/]], predictably leading to [[butthurt]] [[flame wars]] and [[epic]] [[lulz]].

==Ty Yesterday==
[[Image:Tycookie.jpg|right|thumb|BAWWW BAWW! HE WAS DELICIOUSLY BAKED FOR YOUR FREEDOMS!!1]]
[[File:Ty-ziegel-by-nina-berman-candystore.jpg|right|thumb|"Mommy, I'm scared"]]
Like a good war criminal with no remorse, Ty continued to support the war in [[Iraq]] and [[W|President Bush]] despite his terminal case of [[ugly]]. To this day, he will [[Divide by zero|stoically defend the administration that turned him into a walking sideshow]]. Ty's brother is a Marine as well, and probably cries like a baby whenever Metallica's "One" is played due to it reminding him of his disfigured sibling.

Meanwhile, he was having some marital problems with Renee. She was getting a bit sick of getting humped by Sloth from ''The Goonies'' and Ty's slow descent into madness as he kept downing pills to sleep and keep from decapitating people and hiding the bodies in the basement. Nor would Ty wear a mask full-time for Renee, in order to at least let her pretend that she married the "Man in the Iron Mask". Finally, after about a year of marriage, she decided to [[GTFO]] while she was still [[Fat|young and attractive]] enough to get a decent-looking husband.

According to his new facebook page (having deleted his older one and created a new page under his full name "Tyler Zeigel"), Tyler has begun a new relationship (the identity of the woman is unknown) and currently lives alone with a "reverse brindle Boxer" named Dobbs. He also has crocheting as a hobby, saying "it soothes the soul".

==Ty Today==

Ty died.

==Idiots Fight Over Ty==
Salon later did a follow-up piece on Nina Berman, who remained non-committal over whether or not her photos of Ty should be taken as pro or anti war propoganda. Needless to say, it did not stop Salon readers from getting into a major flame war over the issue:
[http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2007/03/10/berman_photo]

[[Image:Tyfatwife.jpg|right|thumb|Oh God, [[Masturbation|what did I do to deserve this?]]]]

==[[Lies|...See The World They Said!]]==
<center><gallery>
Image:Ty-shirt.jpg|
Image:Darkman.jpg|WHO IS DARKMAN?
<!>Image:Bestfriendsforeverlol.PNG|At least they are still [[Facebook]] friends. [[No|That's all that matters, right?]]</!>
</gallery> </center>

==See Also==
*[[Iraq]]
*[[Juba the Baghdad Sniper]]
*[[Military]]
*[[Poker Face]]

==Links==
*[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3886348.ece Tyler Ziegel and Renee: one year on.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1590553869 Ty's Facebook] (he's now going by his full name "Tyler")
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000137646265 His ex-wife's Facebook] (She got real [[fat]])
*[http://sexualityinart.wordpress.com/2009/08/22/update-august-2009-nina-berman-ty-and-renee-ziegel-wikipedia-has-deleted-their-article-on-ty-ziegel/ Thanks to Wikipedia deleting their Ty article, we are now the leading wiki source of info on Ty on the Webs! CUM FAP @ ED!!!]
*{{Wikilink|Tyler_Ziegel|Disregard that, I suck cocks}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying Alone}}

[[Category:People|Ziegel, Ty]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Ty Ziegel

2026-06-07T17:13:26Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

:''"Ty" directs here. For other uses see [[Ty (disambiguation)]]''
{{an hero}}
[[Image:Tybeforeafter.jpg|thumb|right|[[OMGWTFBBQ]] with extra emphasis on the [[BBQ]].]]
[[File:Jacqueline saburido2.jpg|thumb|[http://deardrunkdriver.com/jacqui.htm A challenger appears!!]]]
'''Ty "Flukeworm Man" Ziegel''' (October 16, 1982 - December 26, 2012) <strike>is</strike> was a [[United States]] [[Military|Marine Corps]] sergeant who got turned into [[Resident Evil 3|Resident Evil: Nemesis]] by an [[Iraq]]i suicide bomber in 2004. Instead of
[[GTFO|running away from his burning truck]] when it was attacked he threw a temper tantrum and wouldn't leave without his Pokémon cards and ended up irreversibly disfigured.

When he got sent home, Ty and his family and friends forced his [[girlfriend]] to follow through on the couple's plans to marry as soon as he got back from Iraq. After a ceremony that was part [[guro]] and part masturbation-fest for the military that destroyed Ty's handsome looks, the marriage fell apart as his wife divorced her disfigured dullard of a husband in order to escape and have a life where she didn't have to worry about waking up screaming in horror at the sight of the man laying next to her in bed.

Ty Ziegel died on Dec. 26, 2012. According to this link, he died from falling on ice, which caused death due to the fact that he landed on part of the skull damaged in the blast that disfigured him [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/pjstar/obituary.aspx?n=tyler-w-ziegel&pid=161998808#fbLoggedOut][http://www.thatswhyyouremyex.com/breakups/death-disfigurement-part-renee-kline-divorces-wounded-iraq-veteran-tyler-ziegel/]. As an act of final lulz, his body was cremated three days later to finish the job that the suicide bomber started.

R.I.P. Ty "'JOIN THE ARMY,' THEY SAID" Ziegel.

==[[Fucktard|Join The Army]] They Said...==
[[Image:Ty_and_Renee_Ziegel.jpg|thumb|right|[[Thousand yard stare|The day every little girl dreams of]].]]
[[Image:Gears of moar.jpg|thumb|[[Fixed]].]]

Ty Ziegel was once an [[NORP|ordinary person]]. According to his friends, he had an "acid tongue" though by Ty's own account, he was a huge retard who did whatever the herd said. So, after 9-11 and war being declared on Iraq for the lulz, Ty Ziegel decided that he just had to become a Marine and go do what the voices on Fox News told him and blast every friggin' [[Muslim|sandnigger]] he could kill. Sometime along his second tour, he was driving along the [[Terrorist|Syrian]] border, minding his own business. Suddenly, a suicide bomber jumped out in front of his Hummer, [[John Locke|shit got a little crazy]], and he ended up being the human version of [[Zippocat]].

Back in [[White Trash]], [[Indiana]], Ty's betrothed, Renee, was enjoying a day of [[Cuckoldry|fucking her neighbor while her fiancee was away]]. Suddenly the phone rang. She learned the horrible news about Ty. Quickly she ran outside and [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, homes, to Bel-Air!"]]

==Recovery and Marriage==
When Renee saw her fiancee again, he was seriously fucked up. One arm was missing past the forearm and his remaining hand had only two fingers. His big toe was grafted on in place of a thumb. One eye was blind and milky, as if melted, and his ears had been burnt away. The top of his skull had been removed and inserted by doctors into the fatty tissue inside his torso to keep it viable and moist for future use. He was a fucking disaster. And he was in a coma to boot.

Some fifteen surgeries and eighteen months later, Ty emerged a new man, a new man who looked like a fucking [[zombie]]. Nevertheless, Renee was a sturdy, Midwestern girl surrounded by assholes who were not about to let her reneg on her engagement. She was going to be made to marry Ty whether she liked it or not! Her parents, Ty's parents, their entire small town would not let a little thing like her man being turned into a [[Kill it with fire|pork rind]] get in the way of "true love", after all. A few months later, the happy couple was married in a shotgun wedding. Unlike most shotgun weddings however, the shotguns were held by a cadre of Marines and pointed at Renee, who had to have her big wedding day usurped into a glorification of the Iraq War and the Marines, for whom her beloved Ty had given up his face.

==Birth of a Meme==
Ty would have probably led a life that was relatively normal if it weren't for the heroic actions of Nina Berman, a photojournalist who wanted to put together a coffee table book of wounded/disfigured soldiers for sick fucks who have a thing for disfigured male amputees. The photos of Ty and Renee, with Renee's quiet look of utter desperation at her fate won Nina a "World Press Award" for her photographs of the couple.

Nina discovered the two when People Magazine sent her to take photographs of the two for a puff piece on the upcoming wedding. She got to know the couple and Ty, who she described as stuck up and aloof. The only time she said that he showed any sign of normal life was when he and some of his high school buddies were watching UFC and Ty started screaming at the TV for one of the fighters to break the neck of the other fighter.

Time passed, and one day a crazy [[B|/b/]]tard with a fetish for capturing disfigured soldiers discovered Ty's existence and started posting pictures of him on [[B|/b/]]. In the same amount of time it took for Ty's facial features to cease to exist, Ty was turned into a [[mini meme]]. Ty's image was [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|photomanipulated]] over and over again, usually with the caption "'JOIN THE ARMY,' THEY SAID," - a quote from the hit game, ''[[Halo]]''. This infuriated the two or three [[Republican]] [[faggots]] who hang out on [[B|/b/]], predictably leading to [[butthurt]] [[flame wars]] and [[epic]] [[lulz]].

==Ty Yesterday==
[[Image:Tycookie.jpg|right|thumb|BAWWW BAWW! HE WAS DELICIOUSLY BAKED FOR YOUR FREEDOMS!!1]]
[[File:Ty-ziegel-by-nina-berman-candystore.jpg|right|thumb|"Mommy, I'm scared"]]
Like a good war criminal with no remorse, Ty continued to support the war in [[Iraq]] and [[W|President Bush]] despite his terminal case of [[ugly]]. To this day, he will [[Divide by zero|stoically defend the administration that turned him into a walking sideshow]]. Ty's brother is a Marine as well, and probably cries like a baby whenever Metallica's "One" is played due to it reminding him of his disfigured sibling.

Meanwhile, he was having some marital problems with Renee. She was getting a bit sick of getting humped by Sloth from ''The Goonies'' and Ty's slow descent into madness as he kept downing pills to sleep and keep from decapitating people and hiding the bodies in the basement. Nor would Ty wear a mask full-time for Renee, in order to at least let her pretend that she married the "Man in the Iron Mask". Finally, after about a year of marriage, she decided to [[GTFO]] while she was still [[Fat|young and attractive]] enough to get a decent-looking husband.

According to his new facebook page (having deleted his older one and created a new page under his full name "Tyler Zeigel"), Tyler has begun a new relationship (the identity of the woman is unknown) and currently lives alone with a "reverse brindle Boxer" named Dobbs. He also has crocheting as a hobby, saying "it soothes the soul".

==Ty Today==

Ty died.

==Idiots Fight Over Ty==
Salon later did a follow-up piece on Nina Berman, who remained non-committal over whether or not her photos of Ty should be taken as pro or anti war propoganda. Needless to say, it did not stop Salon readers from getting into a major flame war over the issue:
[http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2007/03/10/berman_photo]

[[Image:Tyfatwife.jpg|right|thumb|Oh God, [[Masturbation|what did I do to deserve this?]]]]

==[[Lies|...See The World They Said!]]==
<center><gallery>
Image:Ty-shirt.jpg|
Image:Darkman.jpg|WHO IS DARKMAN?
<!>Image:Bestfriendsforeverlol.PNG|At least they are still [[Facebook]] friends. [[No|That's all that matters, right?]]</!>
</gallery> </center>

==See Also==
*[[Iraq]]
*[[Juba the Baghdad Sniper]]
*[[Military]]
*[[Poker Face]]

==Links==
*[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3886348.ece Tyler Ziegel and Renee: one year on.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1590553869 Ty's Facebook] (he's now going by his full name "Tyler")
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000137646265 His ex-wife's Facebook] (She got real [[fat]])
*[http://sexualityinart.wordpress.com/2009/08/22/update-august-2009-nina-berman-ty-and-renee-ziegel-wikipedia-has-deleted-their-article-on-ty-ziegel/ Thanks to Wikipedia deleting their Ty article, we are now the leading wiki source of info on Ty on the Webs! CUM FAP @ ED!!!]
*{{Wikilink|Tyler_Ziegel|Disregard that, I suck cocks}}

[[Category:People|Ziegel, Ty]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Ron Paul

2026-06-07T17:08:29Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* How to identify a Paultard */

[[File:Ron_Paul_OVER.png|thumb|New campaign logo]]

[[Image:Blues brothers henry gibson top nazi.png|thumb|Ron in his office.]]
[[File:Ron Paul gay porn.jpg|thumb|Ron Paul nude chopping the ice of a frozen lake with an axe. Read the pic's caption.]]
[[Image:Ron Paul Revolution.png|thumb|Ron Paul leading the revolution]]
[[Image:Ronpaul2008.jpg|thumb|Hope for America...]]
[[Image:VoteRonPaul.png|thumb|Ron Paul has been campaigning since, like, forever.]]
[[Image:Ron_Paul_Capitalism.png|thumb|Ron Paul loves capitalism more than he loves furry pr0n.]]
[[File:Avgerageronpaulfan.png|thumb|the average Ron Paul supporter and his family]]

{{quote|He's as queer as blazes!|Ron Paul on the [[Sacha_Baron_Cohen/Other_Characters|American people]]}}

'''L. Ron Paul''' is a [[Old people|80-something year-old]] [[Scientologist|gynecologist]] who doesn't believe in [[evolution]] and <s>is</s> ''was'' a Texas congressman with [[drugs|delusions of grandeur]] who <s>thinks</s> thought he was going to be the next president of the United States. He was the only [[White Nationalism|true conservative]] in the 2008 presidential race, and he [[batshit insane|defends our constitution vigorously]]. He did not win Super Tuesday, and had no chance of winning; this is mainly attributed to the fact that he believes all [[Rape|crimes]] should be punishable by [[death]], especially [[gay|homosexuality]], [[abortion]], and [[suicide]]. <s>He'll win in [[2012]]</s> ''(pwned by [[Mitt Romney|an android Mormon]])''. Did we mention that his supporters are [[batshit insane]]?

Paul's hatred of the Constitution runs long and deep. This is because he was, and still is upset that they counted [[nigger|black people]] as 3/5's of a person. He actually wanted them to be less than that, maybe 1/5 or 1/10.

Paul is an internet [[cult]] leader worshiped among [[Alex Jones]], [[Hal Turner]], [[meth|Douglass Bickford]], and The Hickory Mastacasta fanbois. Ron has already been elected as President of the Internets, where he has a [[fat|huge]] fanbase. He's either a batshit fundie and major [[redneck]] or engaged in a historically [[epic]] trolling of a major political party. Either way, his [[basement-dweller|supporters]] are definitely batshit insane. For example:

{{quote|His platform is to abolish the Federal Reserve and the IRS, bring the troops home, throw out the shitty patriot and homeland security acts, minimize government involvement in our private lives and end the fucked-up war on drugs. Yeah, what the hell is he thinking? The private owners of the Federal Reserve do not want it abolished. Kennedy tried - pwned. Youtube: Rockefeller is scared of Ron Paul and Censorship of Ron Paul. As far as the CO$ endorsing Ron Paul, fuck the CO$. Love WBM & kitties and Magoo. By all means, read on, but do some further research. Write in Ron Paul for President 2008. The constitution was designed to protect us from all the shit that's coming down-no other candidates talk about honoring it. With all that Ron Paul stands for, I am at a loss with this page.|Ron Paul supporter, being tl;dr as usual}}

{{quote|Now, a lot of you are probably wondering... why Jerry isn't with us tonight. Well, I'll tell you. The fact is he's tied up. I'm the one who tied him. Well, I know you think I'm joking... but, believe me, that's the only way... I could break into show business... by hijacking Jerry Langford. Right now, Jerry is strapped to a chair... somewhere in the middle of the city. Go ahead, laugh. Thank you. I appreciate it. But the fact is, I'm here. Now, tomorrow you'll know I wasn't kidding... and you'll think I was crazy. But, look, I figure it this way. Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime. Thank you. Thank you.|Rupert Pupkin, The King of Comedy}}

Jews who otherwise despise Ron Paul and hate everything he stands for still vote for him [[Lie|<s>and donate money to his campaign</s>]](Jews don't give money to anyone). [http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php?type=name&lname=Degrippo&fname=sherrod&search=Search We did it for the lulz.]

Some individuals supported Ron Paul under the mistaken belief that the fact he spoke out against the Jew-controlled Federal Reserve meant that he was [[win|an enemy of the Jews]]. In reality, Ron Paul wants the U.S. dollar to be backed by [[Jew gold]] and follows the economic philosophy of the [[Nazi|Austrian fascist]] Jew [[shit nobody cares about|Ludwig von Mises]]. In order to clear this up, Ron Paul issued a statement advocating replacing the Fed with a giant replica of The Goat Tower.

==Ron Paul's Internet Gestapo==
[[Image:Ron_paul_trolls.jpg|thumb|Online trolls love Ron Paul.]]
[[image:ron paul forgot to zip his fly.jpg|thumb|right|Gramp's forgot to zip up his fly again.]]
[[fag|Ron Paul's supporters]], known as "'''Ronpauloompas'''", "'''Paulestinians'''", "'''Paulsies'''", "'''Paultards'''" or "'''RonBots'''", happen to be some of the most rabid of all of the internets, even surpassing [[Anonymous]] in terms of terroristic capability. In an attempt to please the [[lulz]] Gods, and piss off all the talking heads on [[Television|teevee]], a particularly cunning terrorist-[[hacker]] sect of Paultards have set out spamming the internets with Ron Paul propaganda, and filling Paul's coffers with stolen money.

His fanbois, The Ronulans, are probably some of the most easily trolled on the entire internet. Just say you're [[Jewish]] or [[Black]], claim allegiance to the [[Illuminati]], Freemasons, North American Union, or ZOG entity, or mention that Ron Paul has publicly denied that [[Jews did WTC]], thus alienating his base. [[Last Thursday]], after his wiki was redecorated with [[Goatse]] by [[anonymous]], his supporters proved how truly libertarian they are by making everyone submit a scan of their photo ID and other personal information in order to have edit privileges. LULZ IRONY.

To see the Ron Paul Gestapo in action, write something a little critical of Ron Paul and post it on whichever internets you please. Within one hour, no matter where you posted it, your message will have been swarmed by angry Ron Paul fanbois eager to curbstomp anyone who gets in the way of the Ron Paul R3VO_|ution. Scientists have attempted to harness this instinctive reaction by posting mean things about Ron Paul over tar pits, sinkholes and wheat threshers.

Ron Paul is all things to all people, a veritable Leatherman tool that comes with a mobile home and a kitchen sink as well. Each of [[retard|Ron Paul's supporters]] believes in a different single issue, and all of them think that their issue is his [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|primary issue]]. Thus on stormfront.org, Ron Paul is a [[Kramer|white supremacist]]; to [[Christians]], Ron Paul is against [[gay]] marriage and abortion; on [[digg]], Ron Paul supports ending the drug war; on [[Facebook]], Ron Paul is a [[Libertarian]]; on [[Daily_Kos|dailykos]], Ron Paul is a progressive aggressive. Similar to passive aggressive, but involves a lot more [[shotacon]]!1!!12! In being in such a mind set, Ron Paul expresses his best known views on the war.

{{quote|On day of my election, I will pull all American troops out of the war. From there, I'll order bombs to be strapped to all the blacks of America where they'll be sent back over to Middle East to finish the job.|Ron Paul on solving all of America's problems}}

To millions of Burmese [[hurricane|cyclone]] victims, he is also a heartless bastard. Last Thursday, when a congressional resolution merely offering "condolences and sympathy" to the victims came up for a vote, Ronny was the only member of the entire US Congress to vote "[[NO U]]!"

Paultards can be trolled for lulz at http://forum.prisonplanet.com/

====How to identify a Paultard====
[[Image:Ronpaulmudkips2.jpg|thumb|right|Ron Paul says: "A Mudkipz in the hand is worth two stolen by the [[FBI|government]]."]]
[[Image:CAPTAINCRAZY.JPG|thumb|right|The latest Ron Paul Campaign poster! Feel the Change!]]
[[Image:FTW_Ron_Paul_LOL.gif|frame|right|When it is finally revealed that L.Ron Paul is the leader of our Reptilian Overlords many Paultards will spontaneously implode.]]
[[Image:Ron_paul_evolution.png|thumb|right|Most Paultards don't like to think about this fact, so never mention it to them, wink wink. (he lost his belief in evolution, when he landed on ED)]]
[[Image:RonPaulAnime.jpg|thumb|right|One of the many unrealistic expectations paultards have.]]
*[[ALLCAPS|THEY CAN'T SHUT UP]]
*Likes to brag about helping to raise millions of dollars for Ron Paul not realizing he would never be elected and after impossible race was over he would just use it for [[hookers and blow]].
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=294581374 Have a glazed-over] "[[thousand yard stare]]".
*[[Loser|Is on the internet]] 25 hours a day ([[divide by zero|ZOMG PARADOX]]).
*[[Fat|Is obese]].
*Is a [[virgin]] who couldn't get laid in [[Bangkok]].
*Has achieved an operating [[thetan]] level of 4 or [[9000|higher]].
*Can't vote due to inmate status, lack of citizenship, or being [[Thirteen_year_old_boy|sixteen years old]]. Would gladly give their frail body up to Dr. Ron's cum-shooter.
*Hasn't showered in two weeks and smells like fritos and old ass nuggets
*Is still in high school, [[USI|thinks he/she knows more about politics and economics than every other expert on Earth]].
*Can get away with comments that would seem absurdly [[anti-Americanism|anti-American]] if they came from any other kind of tard.
*Brags about how he knew nothing about politics and economics until Ron Paul came along, as though that's supposed to get you to take them more seriously.
*Watched Zeitgeist - The Movie, Loose Change, The Matrix, V for Vendetta and The Hunger Games franchise because these movies speak the [[Bullshit |Word of truth]].
*Thinks that [[YouTube]] is an academic source.
**Is an expert on [[JEWS DID WTC|demolitions]] because of YouTube
*Lives in [[Montana]], [[Wyoming]], [[Texas]], [[New Hampshire]], or [[Canada|outside of the USA]], where they can be found in the [[basement]] of their parent's house.
*Always bitching about the [[shit nobody cares about|property taxes]] he doesn't pay on the house he doesn't own, even while attending public schools and riding on public streets.
*Has [[at least 100]] [[sockpuppet]] accounts on [[YouTube]]. Posts "9/11 was an inside job! VOTE RON PAUL!!11" on random YouTube videos that have nothing to do with politics.
*Ruined [[Digg]].
*Believes that Digg is part of an anti-Paul conspiracy.[http://www.truthnews.us/?p=1695]
*Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 [[over 9000]] times.
*Spends hours creating "Ron Paul Revolution" with the "evol" reversed and emphasized to spell out "Evolution" but fails to remember the senile coot doesn't even believe in it.
*Steals credit cards to contribute the monies to the campaign. Mistakenly assumes that you care about how much money Ron Paul has raised.
*Brings at least 3 or 4 firearms to his shitty [[Tech Support]] job while going on about civil disobedience.
*Owns more [[gun|firearms]] than the entire country of [[Portugal]].
*Will always refer to Ron Paul as "Dr. Ron Paul" (as if holding a medical degree somehow qualifies you to be the leader of the free world).
*Hates [[Democrats]].
*Hates [[Republicans]].
*Hates [[You|You]].
*Enjoys slapping Ron Paul bumperstickers all over [[fourth wall|random vertical surfaces]].
*Lives in [[Europe]], having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever, and only supports Ron Paul because they want the USA to [[gtfo]] of the rest of the world.
*Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't.
*Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about [[Neocon]]s, [[liberals]], the NWO, and the [[Jew gold|Federal Reserve]]. If they are from [[redneck|The South]], they will also begin complaining about [[niggers]] and yankees.
*Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses [[Jews|the mainstream media]] of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency".
*Will accuse any detractor of [[h8r|hating]] the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how [[neocon]]s label detractors as freedom-haters who [[hate America]].
*Believes that Ron Paul has a direct line that connects to the founding fathers, allowing him to understand the constitution better than the Supreme Court.
*Listens to the [[Hal Turner|Hal Turner Show]]. Their best reason to vote for him: He hates [[niggers]].
*Has been routinely caught getting raped [[in the ass]] by Rudy Giuliani (in drag).
*Is actually a [http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,139241-c,spam/article.html Ukrainian spambot].
*Has a massive [[fursecution|persecution complex]] and thus is a major [[attention whore]].
*Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't [[Jesus]].
*Constantly mentions that Ron Paul has delivered [[over 9000|over 9000]] babies, as if pulling babies out of some lady's vagina earns you the right to be president.
*Is an automatic expert on every issue because of their support for "Dr. Paul".
*How do you know you're in a room with a Paultard? He'll tell you. Repeatedly.
*Thinks they are the most [[l33t]] of all [[victim|victims]] in America, since [[loli|poor kids]] who get shot, [[rape|raped]], and are dying of cancer because America's health care sucks [[cock]] have no one to blame but their black person parents, and thus themselves, and therefore deserve to die.
*Fail to realize that out in [[irl|Realworldistan]], no one gives a [[chin-chan|rat's ass]] about their messiah.
*Thought that by spending every free second of their day-to-day routine trolling [[Yahoo! Answers]], Ron Paul's fanbase would go from 3% of the populace to the 49% necessary to steal an election.
*Refuses to acknowledge that much like how Ron Paul believes that 95% of [[niggers]] are "criminals," 95% of America does not know or care about who he is. ZOMG DID YOU HEAR [[Obama|OBAMA]] IS A [[niggers]]????/?
*Is easily trolled by talk-radio hosts and reduced to batshit crazy screaming like [http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/DENVER-CO/KOA-AM/CBA%201-22%20Angry%20Caller.mp3 this loon.](mp3).
*Cannot [[happycat|haz cheezeburger]].
*Read the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion ]] [[over 9000]] times
*Believe Alex Jones and David Icke Prophets
*Says The Patriot Act is unconstitutional but are completely clueless when you ask them about what Exigent Circumstances means (or really anything about the constitution overall).
*Always use "IT'S HAPPENING" when trying to be funny

==Ron Paul on the Issues==
[[File:Ron Paul - I could have saved you.jpg|right|200px]]
* Abortion: '''[[Republican|EVERY CHILDS LIFE IS SACRED HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT COMMIE]]
* American Principles: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Civil Rights: '''[[KKK|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT AND I'M THE ANTI-RACIST]]'''
* Disabilities: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Economy: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Education: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Energy & Environment: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Ethics: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Evolution: '''[[Creationist|SCIENCE IS A MYTH. THE LORD CREATED EVERYTHING AND YOU CANT DISPROVE IT]]'''. Also '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Family: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Fiscal: '''[[Jew Gold|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT AND I LOVE GOLD]]'''
* Foreign Policy: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Gay Rights: '''[[Hypocrisy|STATES HAVE A RIGHT TO DISCRIMINATE IF THEY WANT TO BECUZ IT'S THEIR RIGHT]]'''. Also '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Gun Control: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Health care: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]] AND I LOOKED AT [[Over_9000|A LOT]] OF [[Jam It In|VAGOOS]]'''
* Homeland Security: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Immigration: '''[[KKK|NO MOAR MEXICANZ]]'''
* Iraq: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT AND GIULIANI CAN KISS MY ASS]]'''
* Political Experience: '''[[At_Least_100|I'VE SERVED TWENTY SEVEN TERMS AS A SENATOR NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF]]'''
* Poverty: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Prostitution: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Rural: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Service: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Seniors & Social Security: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Technology: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Use of the '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* Veterans: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''
* War and Al Queda: '''[[Leftard|NO MOAR WAR]]'''
* Drugs and Alcohol: '''[[Libertarian|NO MOAR GOVERNMENT]]'''

==Ron Paul's [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|EXTREME]] campaign ad==

<center><youtube>MXCZVmQ74OA</youtube></center>

==Ron Paul "Truthers"==
[[Image:Pissonpaul.jpg|thumb|right|Anyone wanna [[buy a dog]]? ]]
[[Image:Ron-paul-sign.jpg|thumb|right|Ron Paul explaining how [[9/11|9/11]] was an inside job]]
[[Image:Ron Paul lieks cats.jpg|thumb|right|Ron Paul promises a free kitty for all.]]
Despite his large following on teh intarwebs, there are a few Ron Paul Truthers who expose Ron Paul and his supporters for what they really are -- Nazi-Terrorist-[[Conspiratard]] Spambots . However, they are often attacked by the Ron Paul Gestapo and angry mobs of internet [[Loser|supporters]]. However, the attacks are often not taken [[srsly]] and are good for a few lulz.

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Yes, even [[TheAmazingAtheist]] sees the light.

== President of the Internets ==
[[Image:Ronpaulsinauguration.JPG|thumb|300px|Ron Paul is sworn in as President of the Internets]]
[[Image:revolootion.png|thumb|right|Ron Paul Internet campaign logo]]

By next Tuesday, despite having only 8% of the vote, [[IRL]], Ron's overwhelming internet following got him declared President of the Internets defeating [[Howard Dean]], the 2004 internet choice. Ron Paul had to cotton swab his throat before bowing down before [[Al Gore]], who has been Emperor of the Internet since he created it. Analysts expect his [[IRL]] support could climb has high as 8.1% if his [[Computer Science]] major undergrad base figures out how to send in absentee ballots, since they don't have cars to drive in to vote and [[your mom|mom]] said she'd only drive them back and forth that day if they would vote for <s>[[Rudy Giuliani|Rudy]]</s> [[McCain]].

Ron Paul has also secured twice as many subscribers on YouTube as the black person, [[Obama|Obama bin Laden]], in half the time spent on the dot coms.

ATTN: All tinfoil-hat-wearing Paulites!!! The [[FBI|government]] wants to tax you for going on to the internets and using [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this site]]. [[Ron Paul]] wants to save [[Al Gore|Al Gore's]] invention from taxation. Everyone knows this is a [[Jewish]] plot. Oh yeah and he doesn't believe in [[evolution]].

Paul placed FIRST (37%) in the [[MySpace]] primary, ahead of Huckabee (18%) and Giuliani (16%), ensuring that he will receive the coveted [[13-year-old boy]] and [[16-year-old girl]] vote.[http://www.adweek.com/aw/iq_interactive/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003691224]

This is (of course) irrelevant, as you have to be '''at least 18''' to vote in the United States, and the grannies running the polling booths know how to spot fake IDs.

==The Ron Paul Channel==
Because he was tired of the media, didn't give him as much attention as the serious candidates, he has now created his own internet-television-network, so he can compete with [[Alex Jones]] in batshittery, outside the YouTube. 
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Expect a lot of lulz coming from this channel, when it comes out how much Paul hates niggers, since maintaining a television channel is way harder than keeping track of some lousy newsletters. 
The channel will also be run without ads, so it will be paid for by you. Thanks Obama.

== Ron Paul's blimp ==
[[Image:Paulblimp.jpg|thumb|right|Ron Paul did WTC]]
Like all sellouts, you can't be successful without advertisement. Ron Paul was already famous on the [[internet]]s and needed a way to spread his batshit insane ideals to the general public of [[IRL]] people, SO HE GOT A FUCKING BLIMP!!!1! Quite Contrary to the impact that was intended, it left many people wondering "Who the fuck is Ron Paul...?". Perhaps his supporters decided a zeppelin was more effective at getting the message across rather than the conventional means of [[Fox News|media]]. Perhaps they were imagining that the average American would look up during his or her favorite sporting event to notice the blimp, stop watching the game, Google "Ron Paul" and become True Believers. [[PROFIT|PROFIT!!!!]] What they [[fail|failed]] to take into account is the fact is that [[football|people don't give a fuck]]. GO BEARS!
[[Image:Epic Fail Candidate is here.jpg|thumb|right|Oh there is a television. Ai am on it. Ai has a blimp. Pay no attention to the tail, that is just totem signs of good luck. Vote for Ru Paul on November 11th.]]

==Ron Paul 'Whoregate' scandal==
[[Image:Ronswhore.jpg|thumb|left|Fox News "coverage" of the scandal.]]
[[Image:Pimpingforpaul.jpg|thumb|right|Ron Paul gazing lustfully at his entire Nevada constituency.]]
It recently came to the attention of the media at large that Ron Paul is accepting money from the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a Carson City cum bucket owned by Dennis Hof. Paul used this revelation to espouse his views on individual liberties, saying he 'doesn't screen incoming donations'. Paul supporters were worried, however, that this may doom the campaign to an unending scandal made of [[AIDS]], and presumably massive [[fail]].

Worry soon subsided as most of the mainstream media became more and more disinterested. Evidence shows that this happened entirely in response to several media correspondents taking the Bunny Ranch up on their 2-for-the-price-of-1 'Pimpin for Paul' special. MSNBC's premier journalist, Tucker Carlson, even went as far as to pledge his support for Ron Paul on Live television; citing a recent off-screen rendezvous with several Bunny Ranch prostitutes (which ended in the untimely death of Snuggles the [[autistic]] hamster) as the cause.

It should come as no surprise that Paul gained the endorsement of a Nevada brothel owner, however. As a practicing OB/GYN, it could be said that Paul does indeed "like teh [[Cunt|pussy]]". In fact, he likes the pussy so much that he's willing to deal with any [[Hillary Clinton|mangled piece of sour smelling roast beef]] that slogs into his office. Anthropologists believe that this endorsement is simply pussy's way of returning the favor.

Despite being the only candidate to bother running TV ads in [[Nevada]], Ron Paul only placed a distant second, with Mitt Romney voters outnumbering him four to one, which officially classifies as a [[gangbang]]. However, Paultards seized control of the state, as an army of angry whores descended on the Republican state convention, castrated all the McCain supporters, and proceeded to elect a cadre of Vegas showgirls to the national convention. The 30 strippers intend to personally demo "freedom" by giving free lap dances to everyone there until they vote for Paul.

==Ron Paul and Scientology==
[[Image:COSless_than_three_Ron_Paul.png|thumb|Paultards cream their jeans over Scientology.]]
'''The 'Church' of [[$]]cientlology''' backs L. Ron Paul for many reasons, but mainly because, L. Ron has promised to abolish the [[IRS]] ([[Chanology|since they will soon lose their tax exempt status]]). They also get hard for his stance on 'mental health' since they don't believe in [[Psychiatry]] and [[Prozac]] and Ron [[Jew|doesn't believe in spending money]] on frivolous stuff like [[e-meter|mental health screenings]].

A "Chicago OTC, CCHR all hands call" from the "Chicago OT Committee" of 3 May 2008 was posted to the news group on 3 May, excerpts of which follow:

===All Hands On Deck!===

"Dear OT Committee Members,

Please read what follows. There is a very important event taking place on the 18th in Washington. Three congressmen are going to speak out on their opposition to mental health screening. CCHR supporters from across the country are flying into Washington to attend this forum and then go and speak to their individual congressmen and senators. If there is any possible way that you can attend this vital event, do it.

[...]

'''CONGRESSMAN RON PAUL AGREES TO SPEAK AT THE WASHINGTON DC BRIEFING AGAINST MENTAL HEALTH SCREENING - MAY 18TH!!!!!!'''

'''CCHR INTERNATIONAL, THE FLORIDA CITIZENS FOR SOCIAL REFORM (FCSR) AND THE ASSOCIATION OF CITIZENS FOR SOCIAL REFORM (CSR) ARE HOSTING THE BRIEFING BY THREE POWERFUL US CONGRESSMEN! US CONGRESSMEN TOM FEENEY (FL), DAN BURTON (IN) AND NOW RON PAUL (TX) HAVE AGREED TO SPEAK ON THEIR OPPOSITION TO MENTAL HEALTH SCREENING!!!'''

'''RON PAUL IS NOT ONLY A US CONGRESSMAN BUT A [[Pussy|MEDICAL]] DOCTOR. HE IS KNOWN AS THE CHAMPION OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS IN THE US CONGRESS. CONGRESSMAN PAUL IS ALSO THE CO-AUTHOR OF THE PARENTAL CONSENT ACT OF 2005 (HR 181) WHICH WOULD PREVENT FUNDING FOR MENTAL HEALTH SCREENING!''''''

'''TOM FEENEY IS VIEWED BY OTHER CONGRESSMEN AS ONE OF THE REAL POWER FORCES IN THE US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. IMPORTANTLY, HE IS CURRENTLY THE OTHER CO-AUTHOR OF THE PARENTAL CONSENT ACT OF 2005 (HR 181).'''

'''DAN BURTON WAS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE GOVERNMENT REFORM COMMITTEE WHERE HE HELD HEARINGS ON THE ISSUE OF THE LABELING AND DRUGGING OF SCHOOL CHILDREN BY THE PSYCHIATRIC INDUSTRY. AS CHAIRMAN, HE INVITED LISA MARIE PRESLEY AND BRUCE WISEMAN (CCHR US PRESIDENT) TO TESTIFY ON THIS ISSUE!'''

'''THIS IS A RARE FORUM IN WHICH SEVERAL US CONGRESSMEN WILL PERSONALLY HEAR OUR CONCERNS, ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS AND PROVIDE TRAINING ON HOW TO WORK WITH ELECTED OFFICIALS AND HOW TO GET LEGISLATION PASSED.'''

[...]

'''SETTING APPOINTMENTS WITH MEMBERS OF CONGRESS''' DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!

'''FIND YOUR MEMBERS OF CONGRESS''': If you are unfamiliar with whom your Members of Congress are, go to www.congress.org. Under 'Write Elected Officials' there's a place to type in your zip code and your Representative and two Senators for your state will come up as well as the President. (You may be required to give your 9-digit zip code, so have this handy.) If you click the 'info' link under each Member's name, it will give you the phone numbers for contacting them. (If you don't have Internet access, call the Capitol Hill Switchboard at 202-224-3121 and ask for the Representative of your district and the two Senators for your state and how to contact them).

Talk to the Appointment Secretary: Call each and ask for the Appointment Secretary. Because you are a constituent visiting Capitol Hill from your home state, you want to visit the Member if at all possible instead of just a congressional aide. Tell the Appointment Secretary that you're looking at meeting the Congressman or Senator some time between 12:00 P.M. and 4:30 P.M. on May 18th. Tell them you're only going to be in town for that one day only. Be persistent, but polite. It may help to mention titles you may have, such as doctor, lawyer, CEO of your company or other impressive data. If there is just no way for him/her to meet with you, then see if you can meet the Legislative Director. If that's a no-go, then go for the Legislative Assistant that deals with Health or Education issues.

[...]

The president of The Citizens Commission on Human Rights for the United States has written the following alert to help stop the funding for the mental health screening program. Please read this and the attachment by our Government Affairs Director. Then please modify and fax the attached letter to your Congressman, etc.

[...]

[SAMPLE CONGRESSIONAL LETTER ON H.R. 181]

The Honorable (name) ____ March/April 2005
U.S. House of Representatives
Washington, D.C. 20515

Dear Representative ______________,

I am writing to ask you to please co-sponsor H.R. 181, the 'Parental Consent Act of 2005,' sponsored by Representatives Ron Paul and Tom Feeney. I am asking this as your constituent. I am extremely alarmed at the prospect of universal mental health screening in the schools, something the President's New Freedom Commission on Mental Health (NFC) has recommended. I implore you to take a leadership role in defense of our children and parents and in support of the true mission of schools by signing onto and working for passage of H.R. 181, which will prohibit federal funding of any kind of universal mental health screening. ..."

===Proof that Ron Paul is in the pockets of the cult of [[$]]cientology===
Thank you for contacting my office. I am always happy when the people of the 14th district of Texas take the time to let me know where they stand on important issues facing the country.

I understand your concerns about Scientology. However, I do not favor revoking Scientology's tax-exemption because I oppose raising federal taxes on any individual or group, even when I disagree with elements of that group's political agenda. The precedent of tax-exempt revocation may some day be used to justify raising taxes on other tax-exempt groups, including religious organizations.

Thanks again for writing. Please do not hesitate to contact my office with any other questions, comments, or suggestions.

Sincerely,

Ron Paul

==Ron Paul and Neo-Nazis==
[[Image:Ron Paul and Don Black of Stormfront.jpg|thumb|left|[[Stormfront]] approves!]]
[[Image:RonPaulsupporter.jpg|thumb|The Ron Paul campaign is known to recruit idealistic young people for support.]]
[http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=28341_Neo-Nazis_Say-_Ron_Paul_is_One_of_Us As dug up] by [[Little Green Footballs]], Ron Paul's Neo-Nazi and White Supremacist connections run deeper than previously thought; this means that this very article may have become far too accurate and may need re-writing. Prepare for incoming drama that could possibly lead to the Paul campaign's implosion. On second thought, if you vote for Ron Paul why would you care about <strike>a few</strike> an assload of Nazis? They got in one little fight, and the Nazis got scared and started calling each other "Jew",[http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/billwhite.php][http://www.antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=12102] the worst put-down you can find among <strike>Nazis</strike> people who are highly skeptical of Zionism and conventional notions about the [[Holocaust]] while simultaneously taking pride in their own [[redneck |genetic heritage]]. But of course LGF is full of shit, because even Don Black admits Ron Paul isn't a white supremacist, just that he is the very best candidate for white supremacists on all the issues.[http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4203699&postcount=27] [[Oh ok]].

== The Paul must flow ==
[[Image:Ronpaulvoter.gif|thumb|Typical Ron Paul voter.]]
[[Image:RonPaul08.jpg|thumb|right|FUCK YEAH ISOLATIONISM]]
Also last Thursday, some self-righteous Neocon bloggers showed their true colors (hint: [[piss]]) and decided that the best way to handle Ron Paul was to tell his supporters to [[STFU]]. Leon H. Wolf, who advocates dropping bombs on brown people to "civilize" them, has dedicated his life to [[ban|banning]] any and all "code pinks" from his website. This is likely due to how he hasn't seen a woman's [[vagina|pink]] since his mom gave him a freebie a few years ago.[http://www.redstate.com/blogs/leon_h_wolf/2007/oct/22/attention_ron_paul_supporters_life_is_really_not_fair]

{{quote|We are a bunch of fascists.|Leon H. Wolf|fulfilling every Republicans' wet dream by finally becoming a [[Nazi]]}}

{{quote|They really don't want to debate. They just want the 2008 campaign to be little more than preaching to their choir, particularly where Iraq is concerned. Frankly, I don't think they have the guts for a real debate.|Walt Thiessen|noting how Neocons like to only get praise (and blowjobs) from their mommies}}

With [http://www.redstate.com RedState.com] now run by self-described fascists, one can only hope they also choose to become [[an hero]].

In response to being told they were batshit insane, Ron Paul's supporters proceeded to spam the site and Leon's email, proving his point![http://www.redstate.com/blogs/shillary/2007/oct/24/ron_paul_rules_you_fucking_fascist_bush_supporting_red_state_inbred_morons]

{{quote|[[TLDR|GO BACK TO ALABAMA(,) YOU (expletive involving sexual relations deleted) (expletive involving oral-genital contact deleted) (expletive alleging incest deleted) RED STATE(,) NO(-)BRAIN IDIOTS(!!!!!) KEEP GOING TO IRAQ AND DYING SO (that) BUSH AND HIS FRIENDS CAN GET RICH OFF (of) YOUR CORPSE(s*). KEEP WATCHING NASCAR AND DRINKING BUD LIGHT. KEEP SCARFING (up) THE MCDONALD(')S. KEEP MAKING AD HOMINEM ATTACKS ON LIBERALS AND RON PAUL SUPPORTERS. KEEP BEING TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT AD HOMINEM MEANS. KEEP BEING IDIOT NEO(-)FASCIST REPUBLICANS. KEEP HELPING BUSH AND CHENEY DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION WHILE (still) CALLING YOURSELVES PATRIOTS.

RON PAUL RULES(,) AND YOUR FASCIST TACTICS WILL ACCOMPLISH NOTHING!!!]]|Shillary|a [[typical|batshit insane]] Ron Paul supporter}}

Good job, batshit insane Ron Paul supporters!


UPDATE:
A google search for "the dark night + action missiles + sweet + metallica + ron paul" will unveil the myspace of an intriguing and enthusiastic young man. Find [http://www.myspace.com/chrisinmaryville Moar dox here]

==Kitna2Furfag==

And again last Thursday, [http://www.strawpoll08.com StrawPoll08] banned any mention of Ron Paul from its site.[http://www.strawpoll08.com/ronpaul.htm] While supposedly "non-partisan," it's owner is actually Kitna2Furrey, a [[furfag]] who loves the Detroit Lions like [[Daveykins]] loves Sonic the Hedgehog.

{{quote|Paul supporters are only capable of:
1.Saying Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul over and over.
2.Talking about moonbat conspiracy crap.
3.Insulting anyone who doesn't like Paul, and saying they must hate liberty, freedom and The Constitution.
4.Basically not being able to contribute anything meaningful to an online discussion.|Kitna2Furrey}}

[http://www.detroitlions.name/ Kitna2Furfag] [http://www.detroittigers.name/] proceeded to [[Delete fucking everything|delete]] every trace of Paul from the site, even programming a script to delete any mention of Ron Paul from the site's online chat and only making the chat available between 9 AM and 9 PM. Kitna now dedicates his entire day to doing nothing but seeking out Paul supporters who may be lurking on his page and banning them when they speak, making him just as batshit insane as the Paultards he sought to fight. Eventually, he removed the chat altogether. It's expected his entire site will soon become [[an hero]].

== Ron Paul is the anti-racist ==
[[Image:Ron_paul_antiracist.jpg |thumb|right|200px|Ron Paul isn't racist. YOU are.]]

Ron Paul recently appeared on CNN to say that he isn't [[not racist|teh racist]], he is [[racist|teh "anti-racist"]]. Ron Paul [[lie|loves teh black people, and black people love Ron Paul!]] So the next time someone tells that Ron Paul isn't racist, reply by saying, "You're right, he's [[Racist|the anti-racist]]!" and then lol. An anti-racist has different motivations from a traditional racist, but his function within the story is still the same:

Racist: I would like to reinstate slavery, because I hate black people.
Anti-Racist: I would like to reinstate slavery, because I love black people.

This reasoning worked so well, that Paul "won" third place in the [[Louisiana]], by appealing to the supporters of David Duke. Unfortunately, Ron Paul was still no match for the first place finisher, "Uncommitted/Pro-Life."

Back when a couple of people gave a shit, Ron was criticized for not voting to give a Congressional medal or rims, or somefuckingthing to supa-[[nigra]], Rosa Parks. This is because the right to give medals is like totally not in teh Constitutioneez. Though it is worth noting only a black woman could be considered for a medal by sitting down and not getting up.

=== Martin Luther King money drive, January 21st ===
Millions of World of Warcraft, EverQuest, RuneScape, MapleStory [[basement dwellers|fans]] decided to celebrate the memory of Dr. King by donating their farmed gold to Ron Paul's campaign, as if to say, "Yes, he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell!" -all of which makes perfect sense, considering Ron Paul's 'No' vote on establishing MLK Day as a National Holiday. LOL. [[Image:Ron_Paul_Not_Racist_LOL.jpg|thumb|Paultards get batshit crazy if you mention this...]].

== How Ron Paul will FUBAR the 2008 Republican Primaries ==
[[Image:Ronpaulbaby.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Babies love Ron Paul, because they share the same level of social awareness.]]

For the past 2 centuries, primary elections have reliably put forward reliable and milquetoast candidates that will carry a party's torch in the general election. A candidate's success in primary elections will usually rely a handful of loyalists in each state showing up... Howard Dean imploded in 2004 simply because most [[retard|college students]] and [[idiot|baby boomers]] couldn't tell a primary from their elbow. ([[Protip]]:They still can't.)

At this moment, Ron Paul has nearly 3% support in national telephone polls. The only people who don't hang up on pollsters are retards and the elderly, and coincidentally, these are also the type of people who typically vote in primary elections. Fortunately for Paultards, there's another outlet for their opinion, one that allows them to practice for the upcoming primaries: the "straw poll," which allows politically minded folk to get together, drink beer, and conduct an imaginary election. These are usually bland and predictable affairs. However, thanks to the internet, any modern straw poll will be witness to a grand invasion of Paultards. Rather than allow Paul to win time and time again, straw polls nationwide [http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/SF_Straw_Poll_Cancelled_Too_Many_Ron_Paul_Supporters_2 are being canceled] en masse, and poll results are being nullified by organizers.

If you thought John Kerry was a surprise nominee last election, you ain't seen nothing yet. In that case, you had a bunch of disaffected elderly folk voting for one of their own. This time around, you've got rabid cultists who will tattoo the date of their primaries to the inside of their eyelids. Since GOP brass will simply not allow a war dove to carry the party nomination, you can expect plenty of drama as state primary election results are blatantly rejected by delegates to this year's republican convention.

===The primaries: Epic fail===
[[Image:RonPaulBurg.jpg|thumb|250px|Ron Paul's brilliant campaign coming to an end.]]
Paul placed fifth (10%) in the [[Iowa]] caucus behind [[John McCain]] (13%) and [[Fred Thompson]] (13%). [http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/primaries/results/state/#IA] This has dejected many Paultards and sums up what most already know: Ron Paul's campaign is [[epic fail]]. However, this will not stop hordes of Paultards from shouting "electoral fraud" en masse or blaming people such as the mainstream media, the neo-cons, the liberals, or the Jews.

In other news, [[Rudy Giuliani]] got sixth place at 4%. Come on, he got beaten by Ron Paul? That's fucking sad. 911 LOLs for Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani should have dressed in drag, maybe he would have gotten more votes.

In [[New Hampshire]], Pron Haul placed sixth with only 8% of the vote. It was simply another epic fail for Paul and his batshit insane fans- who as usual, refused to accept reality. Upon learning that a small-town clerk had accidentally recorded zero votes for Paul (instead of the whopping 31 he actually got), the Paulbots decided that this constituted proof of 'vote fraud'. [[internet tough guys|Paultards]] mobilized from coast to coast, calling the town clerk responsible on the phone at her office and home for days on end to scream at her.
[http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080112/FRONTPAGE/801120412/1043/NEWS01]

In [[Florida]], Paul got 3%, which sums up what most already know. Ron Paul is simply unelectable. Paultards already began preparing for a Ron Paul 2012 campaign, but as every good Paultard knows, the [http://www.apocalypse2012.com/us/ world will end in 2012].

Ron Paul is considering teaming up with Democrat Zell Miller to form the bizarro land anti-candidate ticket. He is currently polling strongly with evil twins and legal immigrants from alternate universes.

== Video guide ==

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|<youtube>_id5xoMtI8Q</youtube>{{squote|Tell Ron Paul supporters that he is [[Illuminati]] and they will go batshit insane. Upon showing them that he flashed the "Satan" hand sign they will make up some bullshit excuse that he has arthritis [[Masturbation|from playing baseball]] lol|}}

|<youtube>X9DrjybyhLA</youtube>{{squote|Ron Paul Revolution - Evolution = Ron Paul R.}}

|<youtube>KiZWfbL0tL0</youtube> {{squote|"The rapping pizza", or proof that Paultards are all white kids with Down Syndrome.}}

|<youtube>6JyvkjSKMLw</youtube> {{squote|[[Sean Hannity]] just (Sunday, Dec. 2, 2007) featured this [[shit]] on [[Fox News]] in his [[Shit nobody cares about|The Internet Attacks]] segment. The user has since made the video private.[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=tynews2001]. If the [[bush|collars and cuffs]] don't match doesn't that discount a person as a true [[Nazi|Aryan]]?|}}

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==BREAKING NEWZZZZZZZ==
"Ron Paul is currently polling the strongest in Tennessee with 9 percent since Fred Thompson dropped out of the race. After that is California and New Jersey, states he is polling about 7 percent, and Oklahoma with 6 percent"

Clearly the man has just about reached his peak! Maybe by the time the REAL election is over he just might break into double digits! By the claws of [[Death Cat]]! What does he spend all that money on?
 

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oh noes! you can't even vote for Ron Paul in NY.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4RPg3SsdI but you can in France !]

==MOAR BREAKING NEWZZZZZZZ==
[[Image:Ron_Paul_CAN_HAZ_RECOUNT_2.jpg|thumb|No, Crazy Uncle- you may not.]]
IT'S OVER! Ron Paul is scaling back his campaign to focus on his reelection to the congress of Texas. There, the Libertarian liberation movement will regroup for further [[fail|failure]] next election cycle. Clearly, this man was defeated by a [[Fox News|biased media]].

[[Aspies]] all over the world must now find [[masturbation|new ways]] to while away the hours in their lonely, empty lives.

However, there is hope for more lulz, as all candidates who have won delegates (which includes Paul with his awe-inspiring total of 16) are allowed to speak at the GOP national convention. 10-to-1 his speech will be cut short with a gong (more like dong amirite?).

==The Revolution recoups in a (small part) of Texas==
[[Image:Ronpaulirl.jpg|thumb|right|Pictured: Ron Paul supporters of voting age]]
{{quote|There's still hope for Dr. Paul! The media will support a true defender of freedom! What? He only got <10% of the vote? It's a media conspiracy!|Typical Paulfag}}
Ron Paul has been so busy spreading crazy across The Net and IRL that he has neglected his own congressional district! The only reason he [[in the ass|pulled out]] before either real political party finalized their nominee was to save his own piddly 12th district of Texas. Although he has 32 points in polling over challenger Chris Peden, there is still a possibility the Ron cannot hold the crazy after his long, sustained failgasm. It may just pour out of him like [[cum|milk]] from the teats of a [[GoddessMillenia|lulzcow]]. Also, he has joined a new [http://www.falangist.com/beliefs1.htm political party] after much bawwwwwwing about how the republicans are meanies!!

==Exodus: The founding of a new (sovereign) nation! ==
[[Image:Paulville_aka_Paultardistan.jpg|thumb|right| Coming soon: Paultardistan, USA]]
Meanwhile, in another small part of Texas, [[butthurt|embittered]] Paultards are building a gated compound- uh, I mean, a [[pool's closed|'gated community']] named (wait for it...!) [[Gay|PAULVILLE]]. Yeah, you read correctly. No doubt an homage to ''Smallville'' because Dr. Paul is like Superman to his [[retards|followers]]. The website says "The goal of [http://paulville.org/index.html Paulville.org] it (sic) to establish gated communities containing [[hivemind|100% Ron Paul supporters]] and or [[White_people|people]] that live by the ideals of [[racism|freedom and liberty]]", though they warn "These communities are [[DAMN NIGGA]] (sic)". The whole affair appears to be organized along the lines of a [[hippies|co-op]] and is located somewhere near [[Waco|Waco]]. Given the general level of batshit-crazy that will consolidate there, this probably [[Party Van|won't end well]], will it?

{{quote|"Pick a fucking side you fucks! You hate Dems and lefties but then you say that people living in Paulville are a joke... For choosing to [[unwarranted self-importance|uphold the constitution]]?? You are absolute morons if you believe for a second that the [[Oh noes|U.S. greenback is worth what wall street pretends it is]] and you knock [[TL;DR|the gold standard]]... Then you also [[Poser|CLAIM]] to dislike stupid government intervention, however, you mock those who creat (sic) a community to limit it??? ...Your site is one big sad fucking joke that gets all the facts but then fails to properly process the information. [[NO U|Please kill yourselves]]. You can blame your deaths on “the terrorists”. [[Rimjob|Assmunch]]!"| a batshit-insane Paultard emails all the way from fucking [[LOL WUT|Canada]] to BAAAW about a right-wing website making fun of "Paulville"}}

Paulville R [[Serious business| SRS BIDNIZZ]] !!1!

==Fur teh futcha==
[[File:Ron Paul Nazi.jpg|thumb|Wrong Paul,the biggest [[Anti-semitism|jewhater]] in politics.]]
{{quote|"I don't mind playing a key role in this [[circle jerk|revolution]], but it has to be more than a Ron Paul revolution. Our job now is to plan for the next [[final_solution|phase]]."|Cap'n Crazy!}}

After regaining the trailer park spawning pit commonly referred to in gurglespeak as "Texas' 12th District", Ron Paul planned... for us, for the future, and for the next generation of babies he will personally deliver into this world with his magic hands.

Using [[Bullshit|inspiring language]], Project "Winding Down" will feature Paul continuing to travel, addressing largely-empty echo chambers filled with his supporters from mother's basements around the world. He will pass Libraterian nuggets from his asshole and encourage [[Pot|grass-roots activism]] to influence the process and "Return the Republican Party to its traditions of limited government and personal freedom". His method; [[bisexual|bi-lateral]] [[gangbang|cooperation]] between the arch troglodyte right with the extreme "sand-in-the-vagina left". Ron Paul should be upgraded from [[DivineAngel|Lulzcow]] to a whole freaking [[DeviantArt|Lulzfarm]].

He also wrote a book, which his followers have bought in mass quantities. This made it #1 on the [[lies|New York Times]] bestsellers list, extending the trolling to even greater heights! In buying the book in such large groups, though, the Paultards proved they're really [[Scientologists]] in disguise.

==r/RonPaul's Liberty Love==

Since [[Reddit]] is the lulzy breeding grounds for 15 year old [[Nazis|mature children]], it's of no wonder that the [[Fucktard|elegant Libertarians]] eventually squandered over and set up base camp. Being lovers of [[America|the greatest nation evar]] and wishing to extend her dominion over the internet, Libertards decided there wasn't enough [[Democracy|LIBERTY <3]] to go around, and decided that since they can't [[Butthurt|handle a subreddit 1/10th their size]], that it would benefit the Reptilian Overlordz and Joo lovers if LIBERTY <3 was [[rape|given to them forcefully]].

So due to Ronald Paul's ever lasting [[homophobia|love of all things LIBERTY <3]], the Paultards followed their Libertarian ideals and decided to [[Censor|make their opinions a bit more important than others]], of course in the name of LIBERTY <3.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wU0BRRF968 r/RonPaul's Lovely Autobot]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLgEaGnbss Similar video to above]
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/stsj9/reddit_libertarians_distribute_and_apparently_now/ r/SubRedditDrama is ready to pass the popcorn]
*http://www.reddit.com/r/ronpaul/comments/svvc3/it_may_be_extreme_but_a_final_solution_to_eps_may/ r/RonPaul's [[Final_Solution|Best Plan Yet]]

==Ron Paul 2: Electric Boogaloo==

[[A challenger appears]]! With Paul out, his followers have latched onto a new idol to work themselves into a froth over: Bob Barr. Barr's already working to kneecap John McCain with a lead pipe, currently getting 6% nationally - enough to make [[Ralph Nader]] green with envy (ha ha, pun).

==Rand Paul==
[[File:Randpaulmilitia1.jpg|thumb|right|Rand Paul fans enjoy compensating for their small dicks, virginity, and irrevocable [[basement-dweller]] status with big guns.]]
[[File:Danny kaye.jpg|thumb|left|Rand Paul promotional photo for campaign literature]]
[[File:RandPaulAlSharpton.jpg|thumb|left|SEE! HE ISN'T [[Racist|RACIST]] HE'S WITH THE [[Stupid|BELOVED]] [[Al Sharpton|AL SHARPTON]]!.]]

The next generation of Paultardery, Rand Paul, is the [[OMG|Senator]] in [[Kentucky]], proving that Kentucky is just as fucked up and backwards as Texas. Much like his dad, Rand Paul does not particularly care for [[black people|niggers]] and went on record opposing civil rights bills because of their [[Shit nobody cares about|BLATANT UNCONSTITUTIONALITY!!!!!]]. But he would have marched with [[Martin Luther King, Jr.]], making him an anti-racist, just like his father.

Recently his [[tea party]] friends curb-stomped a Liberal woman that had strayed from the kitchen, proving he's a candidate of real American values. Stay classy!

==Gallery of Ron==
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Image:Paulchick.JPG|Part-time Ron Paul supporter. Full-time failure at life
File:Prolifeguns.jpg|Guns [[columbine|don't]] [[Virginia Tech Massacre|kill]] [[Anders Behring Breivik|people]], [[bullshit|people do]] , just as bombs don't kill people. Bombs should be legal too!
Image:ron_paul.jpg|Protecting America's babies
Image:Ron_paul_vagina.jpg|Did you know that Ron Paul was a doctor?
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Image:Paultard101.jpg|Example of PaulTardiness
Image:Paultard101.jpg|PualTardiness 101
Image:Real evolution.jpg|Ron warns [[evolution]] is a fallacy
Image:ronpaulspammers.png|Paultards discuss their spamming activities on their forum
Image:RonPaulDepends.PNG|Ron Paul wears Depends.
Image:Downie.jpg|Retards support Ron Paul! ..oh wait..
Image:Original_Hitler.jpg|Ron Paul's most beloved historical figure.
Image:Ron Paul Mein Kampf.jpg|The Ron Paul Revolution Handbook.
Image:Ronpaulspam1.jpg|Paultards prepare to take over MSNBC. As if that place is worth anything.
Image:Ronpaultard.png|[[I am silly!|How the rest of the American voters view Paultards]].
Image:ronpaulstormfront.png|Ron Paul gets support from stormfront.org
Image:ronpaulmarijuana.png|Ron Paul supporters infest the shitheap that is digg
Image:Lolron.png|Ron Paul's internet [[Stormfront|Praetorian Guard]]
Image:Google_Ron_Paul.png|Paultards are not very familiar with [[Last Measure]]
Image:ronpaulwar.png|Pathetic libertarians blog for Ron Paul on facebook
Image:ronpaulchristian.png|Ron Paul tries to appeal to Christfags, too
Image:Ronpaulshemale.PNG|SHEMALES FOR PAUL.
Image:Picture_unrelated_unicorn_mecha-dolphin_rainbow.jpg|There would be a picture of a spokesman from "Jews for Paul" here, except he was revealed to be a Christian and a "pagan minister."
Image:Fursona_for_ron_paul.jpg|[http://deathxdoor.deviantart.com/gallery/ Furry arists] with [http://deathxdoor.deviantart.com/art/Vigilance-40397338 gun fetishes] also support Ron Paul
Image:Paultardburg.png|its only a matter of time
Image:Ron_paul_kool_aid.jpg |Ron Paul announces his new running mate.
Image:Ronpaulsanta.jpg|Around Christmas, Ron Paul dresses up as Santa Claus and lets [[pedophile|little kids sit on his lap]]
Image:Paultardbaww.jpg|[[BAWW]]ing of a paultard seeing him lose the debate of 1/30/08
Image:Ronpaulwb.jpg|Ron Paul will be made into a looney tunes character starting in 2009 as he battles his arch nemesis, Progress
Image:ronpaul.jpg|Ron Paul is the only candidate with a track record of experience in changing gender appearance.
File:Ron Paul You Listened.jpg
Image:Ronpol.jpg|Ron Poll
Image:Epic Fail Candidate2.jpg|[[Epic Fail Guy]] was Ron Paul's campaign manager in 2008.
Image:It goes on for like a million pages.jpg|This will go on forever, if you let it. Apparently [[Asspie|Ron Paul fans]] don't care much for [[Troll|the feds]].
image:ronpeter.jpg|[[Y helo thar|Ron Paul addressing the Internet.]]
image:Captain_crazy_2012.jpg|ron paul and his ship set sail for 2012.
File:Ron paul nigra.jpg|Ron Paul trying to to pick up [[oxymoron|black voters]].
File:Ron_Paul_President_2012.jpg|Paultards believes in being thrifty. Because you gotta be thrifty in order to save this much [[shit]].
File:PaulbotsVSneocons.jpg|Paultards hate [[republican|neocons]].
File:Doitforronpaul.jpg|A paultard shitting himself as he defends Ron Paul's honor.
File:Ron paul fagenabler.jpg|Conservatives hate Ron Paul.
File:Ron_Paul_doom.png|Ron Paul's positive message for the future
File:Ron_paul_positivity.jpg|Moar sunny disposition
File:Apaulcolypse.png|This is the end of days
File:RonPaulgiveup.jpg
File:Ron paul countertroll.png|Paultards spam this image on [[pol|/pol/]] when anyone doubts their messiah.
File:RonPaul Morton Downey Jr.jpg|Smartass [[ALL CAPS|Morton Downey Jr.]] gets pwned.
File:Romney will win.jpg|Today,the [[Mitt Romney|redcoats]] have the upper hand.
File:Obamavsronpaul.png|How Obamafags view Ron Paul.
Image:Ron Paul Revolution.png|How paulfags see their leader
File:Rpaulgetsmore.jpg
File:Ron Paul President of teh Internets.jpg
File:RonPaulItsnotHappening.png
File:RonPaulConsti.jpg
File:L RON PAUL HUBBARD LOL WUTbw.gif
File:Ronpaulpresident.jpg
File:Ron Paul Advice.jpg
File:RonPaul.jpg
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== External Links ==
*[http://www.strangeland.com/ Official Ron Paul campaign website]
* <s>[http://www.aspiesforronpaul.com Asspies for Dr. Paul]</s> Gone, but [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.aspiesforronpaul.com archived.]
*[http://ronpaulsurvivalreport.blogspot.com The Ron Paul Survival Report]
*[http://ron-paul.tumblr.com/ Ron Paul Tumblelog]
*[http://blogavad-gita.livejournal.com Number-One Fan]
*[http://www.myspace.com/srp2008 More proof only nutjobs support Ron Paul]
*[http://wonkette.com/401074/your-first-exciting-batch-of-paultardpalooza-photos Paultard pride parade]
*[http://motherless.com/73D0866 Rand Paul stars in gay porn]

== See also ==
*[[pol/|/pol/]]
*[[Cult]]
*[[Epic Fail Guy]]
*[[Evolution]]
*[[Liberty Forest]]
*[[Mobying]]
*[[Vermin Supreme]], Ron's only real competitor
*[[Donald Drumpf]] - the slimy [[kike]] that stole his voter base.
*[[Alex Jones]]

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MandoPony

2026-06-07T17:07:40Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* It's Time To Go Deeper */

[[Image:mandowanted.jpg|200px|thumb|right|These can be seen around MandoPony's hometown of Vancouver. No arrest has been made yet.]]

[[Powerword|Andrew (Andy) Stein]]{{jew}}, better known by his stage name MandoPony, is a shitty [[neckbeard|amateur musician]] who makes [[gay|fan]] music for [[My Little Pony]] and [[Basement Dweller|lives in his mother's basement]]. Also known as MandoPedo, BlandoPony, Mama's Boy Mando, and "The Man Who Fucked Michelle Creber", he has done absolutely nothing useful with his life and <s>is only known in the [[bronies|brony community]]</s> he now makes [[FNAF]] music as well. Also, he's a huge drama queen and regularly brown-noses all of the people who work on the show.

While MandoPony has made more than his share of [[shit|god-awful brony music]], his most notable claim to fame so far has been [[butthurt|overreacting horribly]] to internet rumours that he's a pedophile (which happen to be true).

== Andy Stein, Ass-Kisser Extraordinaire ==

[[Image:mandodicky.png|200px|thumb|right|Andy Stein- the brony fandom's favourite homosexual.]]
Andy Stein begun his musical career making original songs about the hit TV show [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]. It's a cartoon for little girls that, for some screwed up reason, has garnered a [[bronies|huge fandom]] of socially inept young men. Under the pseudonym "MandoPony", he made many songs on his YouTube channel, eventually deciding that he wanted to go pro. Unfortunately, talent scouts in the music industry tend not to give a shit about guys who look like child molesters and sing songs about magical ponies from little girls' cartoons.

This presented a hurdle for his career. But, as every aspiring entertainer knows, if you want to get ahead in showbiz but are too mediocre to do it, you can compensate for your lack of talent by sucking the occasional dick, literally or otherwise. MandoPony's solution to this problem was to make a bunch of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdPXYJDc_Eo these videos] and to heap piles of praise upon the My Little Pony staff when they showed up at [[furries|brony conventions]], while [[Whore|whoring himself out]] as well, of course. He also got as many guest roles as he could on brony radio shows, which was quite easy because very few people were [[fags|willing to take the ego hit that would entail]]. Not Mando, though! As a last ditch maneuver to promote himself, he managed to summon up the courage to [[cunnilingus|go down]] on MLP creator [[Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust's]] unwashed, trouty twat (thanks, feminism!), [[Feminazi|a joy she hadn't experienced since 1993]]. This helped get him in her good graces as well as those of many of the show's writers and animators. Over time, he has gotten increasingly bigger roles in writing music for My Little Pony and other shows on <s>The Hub</s> Discovery Family. He considers this a [[LOL|mark of success]], apparently not realizing that writing songs for little girls' cartoons is almost as close to the bottom of the barrel as you can get.

Sadly, MandoPony's professional reputation would soon be forever tarnished by a series of internet scandals revolving around a certain, unsavoury rumour about him.

== The Saga of MandoPedo ==

=== Prelude of Tight ===

[[Image:Mando Pony Twitter.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The saga unfolds!]]
At some point in mid-October of 2012, a bored anon down in 4chan's [[Hell|/mlp/ board]] decided to start a thread claiming MandoPony was a child molester. The basis for this was that he frequently hangs out with [[Loli|Michelle Creber]], one of My Little Pony's underage voice actresses and an aspiring [[Jailbait|musician]] herself. [[Some argue|One may be inclined]] to consider this suspicious, but only if [[basement dweller|one spends a lot of time on 4chan]], or (at the risk of sounding redundant) happens to be [[You|an actual child molester]].

[[/mlp/]], being the [[sarcasm|civilized, morally upright environment]] that it is, [[Truth|doesn't give two shits about pedophilia]], and many of its members are keen to imagine [[Surprise Sex|pounding the shit]] out of Michelle Creber's tight [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old]] pussy. Consequently, the thread got 3 ho-hum replies and promptly 404'ed, but not before being archived. Due to MandoPony's [[Loser|near-total lack of online popularity]] up to this point, the archived thread became the first result you got when Googling his name combined with "4chan." As fortune would have it, one fine Sunday afternoon about a month later, MandoPony received a tweet from a [[faggot|mischievous anon]] inviting him to Google his name and 4chan, "just to see what would happen." He did so, only to discover a rather appalling bunch of internet comments claiming he was shacking up with his preteen protégé.

This proved particularly distressing to him because he actually was. You see, MandoPony spent most of his life being [[Retarded|homeschooled]] by his [[Jew|over-protective]] mother, and never developed the social skills or experience needed to not be a total loser. Even by the age of 23, [[forever alone|he had never left home and never had the privilege of seeing a pussy for realsies]] other than when his mom got drunk after her frequent one-night-stands and passed out on the couch. Dear Michelle was the first girl he ever really got to know, and her young age and inexperience made him feel better about his own immaturity and abysmally small pencil dick. It all began when he saw this video, and from that point onward, he could deny his lust for her no longer:

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After winning her over Humbert-Style with promises of cash and candy, they had frequent trysts down in Michelle's mansion while her [[Rich people|parents were away on business]]. They tried to be discreet, of course, but our friend was never exactly much of a gentleman, to say the least. So, after seeing the thread about his...proclivities, MandoPony began to fear that [[Anonymous]] had sussed him out.

=== Implausible Deniability ===

Realising that he had to take control of the situation, MandoPony took to [[Twitter]] and voiced his disgust about people on the internet saying he was a pedophile. This had the [[Irony|ironic effect]] of making [[Autist|/mlp/'s denizens]] realise that they had actually been right, and that MandoPony would wind up being a great source of [[lulz]]. With the aid of the [[GNAA]], /mlp/ began a mighty trolling crusade against him, dubbing him "MandoPedo", spamming his Twitter and [[Deviantart]] with lewd comments and making [[Rule 34|suggestive pictures]] of him and his pre-pubescent paramour.

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As it happens, MandoPony's mom is also on Twitter under the name "MandoMommy" (shoot me), and took to [[White knighting|defending her son's honour]] on the internet, claiming that she would sue 4chan for libel. Unfortunately, if she had bothered to read up on libel laws, she would have realized that libel is only libel if it isn't true. In order for MandoPony's libel suit to succeed, he'd have to prove that he isn't a pedophile, and his picture alone would probably have that case thrown out. Plus, as many have figured out before, you can't sue 4chan, no matter how much [[Jessi Slaughter|backtracing]] you do.

=== It's Time To Go Deeper ===

[[Image:mandosibsy3.jpg|thumb|Blessings on the happy couple.]]
To further conceal his true desires, MandoPony began spending time with Sabrina "Sibsy" [[Wop|Alberghetti]], an animator who works on My Little Pony and also has an evening job as an [[Whore|escort]]. He paid her to pose with him for pictures and at brony conventions to create the illusion that he has a girlfriend, and is thus [[Bullshit|not a pedophile or a loser]]. While Lady Sibsy is used to dealing with her share of [[You|awkward clientele]], MandoPony's social retardation proved too uncomfortable even for her, as evidenced by the fact that she has the [[thousand yard stare]] in all of their pictures together.

As you might imagine, this wasn't enough to turn the tide of trolls. They continued to harangue him for months, and sure enough, MandoPony continued to create giant piles of [[butthurt|drama]] whenever someone brought up the MandoPedo scandal. This made him an enormously popular target for [[Newfag|newfags]]. Even if you had no more wit than a brick, the most boringly cliché of troll quips would set him off. This caused /mlp/'s younger demographic to [[b/|constantly create unfunny threads about him in which no new content was being produced, no new ideas were being put forth, and people continued to say the same tired old things and post the same tired old pictures]]. It wasn't long before most people on /mlp/ got sick of the whole ordeal and stopped replying to the threads. Eventually, /mlp/ got some more competent [[niggers|mods]], who now delete all MandoPedo threads because they stopped being funny in 2012.

== The Calm After the Storm ==

[[Image:mandoapple.jpg|thumb|An Applebloom a day, and the doctor gets his pay.]]
In recent months, the MandoPedo trolls have let up significantly, allowing MandoPony to focus more on his entertainment career. His recent exploits include [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y4AHbBXoaE making a song for Littlest Pet Shop] (a.k.a. My Little Pony v2), and guest starring on Michelle Creber's YouTube show, "Speedy and Stretch", which is inspired by [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prsle8KDDsE&t=3m29s their sex life]. Yet, the trolls still lurk in the wings, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out of the woodwork and assault poor Mando with a barrage of stupid internet comments and badly drawn pictures of his [[fursona|OC Pony]] fucking Applebloom.

In [[Last Thursday|November 2014]], MandoPony proved to the world that he wasn't such a [[Pun|one trick pony]], and that he was now making songs for [[FNAF|other]] [[Animal Crossing|autistic]] [[Legend of Zelda|fandoms]], and it brought him a level of popularity bigger than that he was avoiding in late 2012 - early 2013, and most importantly, [[Attention whore|put him firmly back into the spotlight]] and brought him more of his beloved [[Jew gold]]. In that same month of November 2014, Sibsy announced via some shitty [[DeviantArt|DA]] comic that she made, that she then shared on [[Twitter]], that her and MandoPony are engaged. One can only hope that they never reproduce. It's also worth mentioning that [[Cougar|Sibsy is 34 years old, and MandoPony is only 26]]. Maybe Mando believed that [[No|he could alleviate his pedophilic tendencies by hooking up with older women to level out the mean age of his fuckbuddies?]]

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== Gallery ==

{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery>
Image:mandopedotime.png|One of many pictures 4chan made in honour of MandoPedo.
Image:glorytothemando.jpeg|MandoPony gloats over his 2-for-1 Creber Special
Image:mandosibsy1.jpg|More pictures of the happy couple
Image:mandosibsy2.jpg|Doesn't she look positively enchanted?
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:mcreberitssobig.jpg|As we all know, MandoPony will have a lot of trouble fitting in now.
Image:michelleswardrobe.jpg|Tact was never his strong suit.
Image:wouldyoublamemando.jpg|"I'll give you a discount."
Image:Mandopony_tumblr.png|Even other bronies hate him because he thinks he knows [[Lauren Faust|their God]] better than they do.
</gallery>}}

== External Links ==

*{{yt|u|MandoPony}}
*{{twitter|MandoPony}} - Make sure to ask him if Michelle still likes it in the ass.
*{{twitter|MandoMommy|MandoPony's "Mommy"}}
*{{dauser|mandopony}} - MandoPony's Deviantart and greatest haven of autistic stupidity
*{{yt|u|MichelleCreber|Michelle Creber's YouTube Channel}} - Which often features Mando. It also has a video of her pants falling down.

== See Also ==

* [[Twitter]]
* [[Deviantart]]
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Loser]]
* [[Jew]]
* [[Forever Alone]]
* [[Maxveers]]

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{{Timeline|Featured article May 23 & 24, [[2013]]|[[Thanks Obama]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Adriel Hampton]]}}

Free Step Dodge

2026-06-07T17:07:20Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Free Step Dodge's Dicks */

<center>[[File:FSDfullLogo.png|Free Step Dodge - Site Logo]]</center>

'''Free Step Dodge''' (aka '''doaworld''') is a ''[[Dead or Alive]]'' fansite harbouring a full complement of tourneyfags and hentai-fapping weeaboos who ''attempt'' to provide a competitive scene for the title. The concept behind the site itself is flawed as [[Fact|Team Ninja can't make fighting games for shit]]. They continually bicker and BAWWW over how oppressed they are because of their stigma only to then about-face and fawningly praise their favorite [[Mary Sue]] and their well-developed [[tits|personality]].

{{quote|Lol just noticed kasumi's panty flash.| Enthralling conversation}}

== Free <s>Step Dodge's</s> Dicks ==
*'''Mr.Wah''': Current owner. At first he looks like the voice of reason, but in reality, contributes little to nothing within the community. Created the cosplay and comments on the WWE thread, so it's easy to assume what type of guy he [[pervert|is]].

*'''[[autism|Rikuto]]''': Admin, thinks that since he played titties'r us [[at least 100 years ago|ever since he came out of the gaping hole that is his mother's vagina ]], that he is a DOA [[USI|GOD!!!!!111]]. Tries to cover up his shitty staff status by [[unfunny|joking]] about <s>being an abusive tyrant</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE IS A "WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING NOW"!!!!"]] He can't handle being wrong, so he either immediately closes the thread or [[BAW|says he wants to move on from the argument]].

{{squote| Consider me an incredibly patient asshole with a lot of power and be grateful for it.|Rikuto, having a case of [[USI|USI]] and Running away from an argument on FSD like usual}}.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Rage]]''': An [[Attention whore|Attention whore]] that makes [[unfunny|unfunny]] Top 5 forum threads. Sucks dat noice admin [[cock|cock]]. Tried to start an online dating troll thread, but it died because its too [[unfunny|awesome]] and [[sluts|women]] on the internet can sense his micropenis.
[[File:JuliusRage.jpg‎|frame|alt=Puzzle globe logo|Julius rage, having a [[thousand yard stare]], but really is thinking about fucking [[nigger|Zack]]]]

*'''[[troll|grap3fruitman]]''': A butthurt hipster who wants doa3.1 shoved up his ass. Not part of the FSD contributors, but even with his emo faggotry, managed to somehow get [[win|ninja butthurt]] over hearing his name. Goes on an autistic rage when anyone mentions anything casual about doa.

*'''[[gay|Raansu/Brute/DR2K/Don'tForkWithMe]]''': Guys like this will rage even worse than rap3fruitbitch at anything casual. They bitch about how the game is supposed to be, then get into flame wars when one claims another is wrong. Often cynical, and are half of the reason why [[fail|newfags won't join FSD]]. [[Denial|Some claim that the stigma is far from the problem and should focus on the gameplay itself.]]

*'''[[weeboos|RachelTheFiendSlayer/David Gregg/Awesmic/Momiji-Baybee/too many perverts]]''': Are the core basement-dwellers of FSD. The reason people (even [[you|you]]) stay away from doa and full on supporters of the women without clothing movement. If you call them on their bullshit, they will simply reply with H8ters!!!11 They will either tell you to ignore the majority of the fighting game community or even embrace their stigma.

'''This.is.Retared.''' Doing nothing will not solve anything (since when did just ''ignoring'' a bully at school ever did you any good?) and ''embracing'' the stigma would assume that everyone in DOA plays just for the titties. Thus proving the sane people right and completely put off anyone willing to try doa (which is no one, [[ALL CAPS|BECAUSE TEAM FUCKING NINJA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIGHTING GAMES]]) - the second half of why newfags don't join FSD.

== Common threads ==

*'''Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate General Discussion''' can be summarized in 3 different categories.

-OMG TEAM NINJA IS RELEASING THE SAME GAME FOR 40$! THAT'S SO AWESOME OF THEM! (even though Ultra Street Fighter 4 has more content and can be upgraded for 15$ from SSF4AE)

-TEAM NINJA ISN'T REVEALING ANY INFO SO WE'RE GONNA KICK DIRT AND MAKE BULLSHIT SPECULATIONS.

-JAPAN SUCKS, ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR! TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!
The thread was then closed for being too [[bullshit|random]]

*'''Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread''': These threads come flying out like diarrhea, making [[unfunny|unfunny]] jokes about how Elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipple polygons are on that [[loli]]. Also makes wish-lists on their favorite fighters that they will never get, in which case they will forever [[BAW|BAWWWWWWWW]] because Team Ninja will just shit out more swimsuits that they will buy anyway.

[[File:FSDpervs.png|thumb|right|FreeStepDodge at its finest]]

*'''Team Ninja Stalker Threads''': Since [[lolwut|FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation]], they stalk Team Ninja's twitter, rival sites and official website. If TeamNinjaEurope tweets "I drew a stick figure", you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then proceed to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how rock hard they are over this tiny piece of information.

*'''Shit We Lost''': Gra3peFruitMan once again BAWWWWS that this game isn't DOA3.1 - fast forward to more BAAWWing and [[Elitism|Rikuto]] comes up with an idea, which Team Ninja will not listen to, to include throw breaks. A good idea, except if this was just slapped on, every grappler would lose their best throw because Team Ninja [[fail|didn't bother to make every throw useful]]. Grap3 rages at this idea and they both have a furious e-peen cock fight. A young gentlemen politely tells them both to [[STFU]] and with the mighty powers of autism and MOD, Rikuto closes the thread. Julius Rage then proceeds to suck Rikuto's micropenis by posting it on the front page.

== Video ==

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|<center><big>'''[[nigger|Jigaboo]] and [[wapanese|weeb]] breaking the game with their faggotry '''</big></center> 
<center><youtube>o0-qkzNMdVE</youtube></center>
 
|}

== How to Troll FreeStepDodge ==
*State that it is no different than doaworld.
*[[Implying|Imply]] that the game's mechanics are shallow.
*Tell them that Jann Lee's ''Dragon Gunner'' needs to be buffed. Bonus points if you create a [[thread]] about it.
*Claim that ''[[Dead or Alive|DoA]]'' is nothing more than a 'titty fighter' then point to TN's new [http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2013/jul/23/dead-or-alive-5-ultimates-movie-theater-mode-flaunts-characters-assets/ FAP Feature].
*Set up a game with them online and select RIG then mash the Kick button for maximum lulz. Bonus points for lagging on purpose.
*Tell them that the reason Tengu didn't make it to ''DoA5'' was because there was no way to slap a pair of tits on him.
*Inform them that Rachel is only there for straight up tits. Bonus points if you can point out those who didn't know Rachel before ''DoA5''.
*Always transpose the word ''Hayate'' with ''Ein'' and vice-versa for confusion.
*Point out that Zack pushed black people back at least 70 years.

== Panty Shots ==
<gallery perrow=5>
File:Tittymousepad.jpg
File:Ninjajiggle.gif
File:boobaxis.jpg
File:Niggertubbie.jpg|Typical FSD fanart
File:realmenfap.jpg|real men don't fap to polygons...
</gallery>

== See also ==
*[[Dead or Alive]]
*[[Tourneyfag]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Super Smash Bros.]]

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Thousand yard stare

2026-06-07T17:06:33Z

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#REDIRECT [[Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder]]

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2026-06-07T17:01:46Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Rima Fakih

2026-06-07T16:55:43Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

[[Image:MI.jpg|thumb|right|A fatwa calling for her beheading is currently pending.]]

'''Rima Fakih''', Miss USA 2010, (born [[terrorist|ريما فقيه‎]] or [[rimjob|Rimaah]] [[whore|Fakmih]] on October 2, 1986) is the last and final prophet of [[Islam]] to succeed [[Black Jesus|Barack Hussein Obama]]. Rima ([[Pedophilia|PBUH]]) was born a [[Muslim]] to parents [[Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi|Abu Bakr]] and Khadija al Kurba. At age three, her family emigrated to the [[USA]] due to a serious lack of adequate food and clothing in the Islamic state of [[Lebanon]], where she was born (an Arabic country, notable for its production of [[trap]]s; e.g. singer Mika).

Rima Fakih popularized the final divine version of the Quran (v. 2010), as revealed to her by Angel Gabriel (Jibraeel) in the course of three years. It henceforth allows Muslim women to dance around a chrome pole and display their beauty and grotesque, unwashed body hair publicly, which was previously considered a right only reserved for Muslim men.

As a prophet of Islam, she will be entitled to eleven husbands, some of them being little boys of age nine. Also, after death, the 72 virgins reserved for her will be an equal share of boys and girls according to her sexual orientation, provided she kills at least one Jew in her lifetime. [[Some say|In some circles, it is speculated that]] her prophecy may get revoked if she gets into an affair with a man with Jewish ancestry.

After [[Black Jesus|Barack Obama]] in 2008, she was crowned Miss USA in 2010, emphasizing on the trend that the [[USA]], like Lebanon, will be transformed to an Islamic state within the next decade. Rima will spend the current year promoting malnutrition and inadequate clothing for the masses in the country.

==Miss USA Contest==
Like every [[slut|young American girl]], little Rima dreamed that one day she would have her existence validated by [[Donald Trump|creepy old men]]. Unlike other pageant contests, where contestants boast about promoting well-rounded young women, Miss USA prides itself in being just like Trump, by focusing on the [[tits and ass]] of women who's only marketable skill is owning tits and an ass. As well as a talent section, there are also formal and swimwear sections, as well as an interview round that tests contestants for the ability to breath and form semi-well-structured sentences.

===Formal Wear===
As stated before, Rima loves drugs and pole-dancing. Normally relying on poles to stand up, her walking skills are a little underdeveloped, resulting in a bit of a [http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/miss-usa-rima-fakih-tripping-10664406 slip].
Should have stayed away from snorting expensive birth control pills before walking!

===Affirmative Action?===

Some people are wondering if Rima Fakih won the contest fairly, or if it was just another case of Affirmative Action. Given the fact that a white woman has only won Miss America once in the last seventeen years, they may have a point. Race aside, the contest prides itself in being very [[blowjobs|fair]] in judging these young ladies. Or as Donald Trump says, "It's all pink on the inside."

Remember though that in a [[9/11|post-9/11]] and [[Obama|post-racial]] world, we need to highlight the [[Muslim|diversity]] of (non-white) women.

[[Fox News|Fox News and friends]] could tell [[racism|something was up]] because a blonde white woman did not win. They questioned Miss Oklahoma, who should have won, on if she was set up to lose. Instead of asking her a question about the ability of controlled substances, she was asked a harder (and false question, according to Fox) about the Arizona no-Mexicans law. Obviously, this [[cumdumpster|beautiful young girl]] was set up with a harder question. Continuing the cycle of millions of years of oppression against blondes. [http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-friends-asks-miss-oklahoma-if-arizona-immigration-question-was-a-set-up/]

{{quote|No surprise here. Affirmative action was first applied in beauty contests for black women to win in the 1980s, then it was the turn of Latin, brown skinned women, and now it's Muslims. That's why most people ignore these rigged "events."|[http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2010/05/affirmative-action-in-beauty-contests Neocon pundit Daniel Pipes on racism.]}}

{{quote|of course, punish the white person for being honest, and let's follow obama's lead and kiss up to the arabs.... hyphenated americans one and all.... (at least until obama destroys America.)|[http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/17/miss-oklahoma-named-runner-miss-usa-pageant-answering-controversial-immigration/ basilzaz, on the tragedy of Miss Oklahoma.]}}

=="Stripper 101" contest==
[[Fox News]] [http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/17/miss-usa-rima-fakih-stripping-contest-photos-emerge/ blew their load] when they found out about Rima Fakih's academic career in a Stripper 101 class. Knowing the classy nature of a [[Donald Trump]]-owned beauty contest, many important people are talking questioning Fakih's ability to represent American woman and a role model for younger girls. Since most girls end up being little more than strippers or whores anyway, the answer is clearly "Yes."

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Pizza Bomb

2026-06-07T16:53:27Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

{{FactAlert|This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL [[Banhammer|Ban Hammers]]. Actually doing this might get you [[Partyvan|v&]]. The information on page is provided for educational purposes only.}}
[[Image:Spam pizza.jpg|thumb|250px|Spam Pizza: You didn't order it! One of Anon's many tools.]]
[[Image:Anonymousdelivers.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Anonymous Delivers]]
'''Pizza''' Bombing (or any other fast food for that matter) is a lulzy way of causing grief for anyone you don't liek, all from the comfort of your Mom's basement. '''Pizza''' bombing consists of sending copious amounts of '''pizza''' or fast food to a target. The food is delivered to the target's place of residence or business where they will have to deal with a deliver order of 4 large Pepperoni's and a side of Coke and garlic bread.

== Ordering by phone ==

See [[Prank Call]] for tips on how to stay anonymous and not get angry '''pizza''' companies coming after you. Some have even convinced '''pizza''' companies to write "/b/" with the toppings and open the door screaming "POOLS CLOSED!" as was the case with [[WitnessX]], who's mom thought it was poisoned and called the cops, for epic win. Too bad it was the wrong target.

== Ordering over the Internet ==

Potentially the lulziest method, also the easiest for all you lazy fgts out there.

'''OBVIOUSLY USE [[Tor|TOR]]!!!'''

* [http://anonym.to/http://www.papajohns.com Papa Johns] - a very good site
* [http://anonym.to/http://www.dominos.com Dominos] - some people have reported this site forces Flash that bypasses proxies. Just install [http://noscript.net/ NoScript] on Firefox and have [[Javascript]] on but flash blocked and it will not do this
* [http://anonym.to/https://quikorder.pizzahut.com/phorders2/register.php Pizza Hut] - this site was designed by evil people purely to be sadistic.
:* Each page requires 100 megabytes to load (and you'll be squeezing that through Tor).
:* Their page is nothing but shitty HTML and broken [[Javascript]] links.
:* Trying to order means fighting with their website literally for hours as their [[Javascript]] won't let you order anything (e.g. "Order this pizza" button just does nothing)
:* Their popups that are uncloseable will block the screen as you have to click through tons of custom design options just to order a basic pizza.
: By the way, be sure to register first as if you don't, you'll discover their website just won't let you finish your order or anything due to bugs so you have to clear cookies and start over.

== Honeypot Technique ==
Unless you're actually shelling money out of your own pocket...nothing mentioned in this article will actually work...at all. Pizza Bombing in actuality is a reverse trolling method designed to get people's dox. How it works is simple. A wannabe troll calls up a pizza joint and says they want a pizza ordered and sent to some specific address and phone number, claiming to be their intended target. The pizza joint will immediately notice that the caller ID does NOT match the intended target's phone number. The wannabe troll finishes giving the order, thinking he's just trolled the pizza joint into sending off pizzas to their victim who they imagine will magically have to pay for them. What ~actually~ happens is after the wannabe troll hangs up the pizza joint immediately calls the intended victim and asks them if they ordered a pizza. Obviously they didn't and as such the pizza never gets made and never gets delivered. The trick of it is though, nearly every pizza joint on the planet keeps detailed caller ID records and the intended victim can ask the pizza joint for the wannabe troll's phone number, which they will ALWAYS give you. As such, you just scored the phone number of the wannabe troll and can quickly track down all the rest of his dox with it. The success rate of this technique is extremely high as most wannabe trolls have an ASSumed sense of anonymity and often believe that they can't be caught or traced at all, very often directly calling from their own [[Basement-dweller|home]] phone.

'''TL;DR - Pizza Bombing TOTALLY works! Try it out today! LULZ'''

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Prank Call

2026-06-07T16:50:51Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

{{FactAlert|This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL [[Banhammer|Ban Hammers]]. Actually doing this might get you [[Partyvan|v&]]. The information on page is provided for educational purposes only.}}

[[Image:Prankcall1.jpg|Prank calling|thumb]]
[[Image:Prank phone calls.JPG|thumb|Exercise caution when making prank phone calls]]
[[File:The devilphone 6 aug 1903.jpg|thumb|How right they were]]

A '''prank call''' is what [[13 year old boys|sophisticated prepubescent youths]] do for fun while not playing [[World of Warcraft]], or participating in daily [[faggot|circle jerks]]. This phone call will be recorded on [[Skype]] and uploaded to [[YouTube]] immediately as an attempt by the caller to increase his/her [[e-penis|e-penis]].

Prank calls are a timeless classic. Since the dawn of the telegram, people would pick up to hear "CLICK CLICK CLIIIICK" and a sudden hangup, I assume. But now, [[W|our enemies are more sophisticated, and so are we. They never stop finding ways to advance their power- and neither do we.]]

== About ==

[[Image:Skype.jpg|thumb|Typical Prankers]]

Prank calls are usually made by [[White People|small dick teenagers]] looking for kicks. Most of the time these calls are full of fail, and are usually fucked up by their mates laughing in the background. A good Pranker will keep his calm and try and keep a level of sensibility among all the madness (or at least shoot his friend for being a giggling [[faggot]]). Experienced Prankers will generally move on to other forms of [[Drugs|entertainment]], such as [[Porn|literature]] and [[Insane Clown Posse|music]].

Pranks calls shouldn’t be confused with [[Social Engineering]] although a talented Pranker could combine for [[WIN]].

== How to make a prank call ==

# Get a phone
# Act [[retarded]]
# ????
# PROFIT!

== Recording and Sound ==

We recommend the [http://anonym.to/http://www.freecorder.com/freecorder3/download.php Freecorder Toolbar] for recording your prank calls. Prank call recorders have to be able to capture your incoming AND outgoing sounds, and Freecorder does it well. It seems spyware free too. You will need a mic to make your noise. If you don't have a mic, google for a text-to-speech program and do as you do in [[Prank calls#Soundboards|soundboard use]] or just use a soundboard/play [[Lulz: A Corruption of LOL (soundtrack)]] music (music is great for voicemail flooding too)

== VoIP Services ==

VoIP is Voice over IP, aka computer calls. With nary but a microphone (or even without one, through soundboards) an /i/nsurgent can drive an enemy up the wall from the comfort of their own home, and fairly untraceable.

=== GMAIL BITCHEZ ===

Fuck Skype, get a Gmail account (Google you fucking noob) it now has [[srsly| free phone calls to any number in the United States for free until at least the end of 2010.]] Hopefully, for prank callers everywhere, <s>this service by Google will continue forever</s> Dead and gone .

=== [[Skype]] ===

[[Image:Suicideprankcallgonewrong.jpg|thumb|right|Well shit...]]

Ah, Skype, a $$$ name synonymous with prank calls and VoIP. A well established program, Skype is based in Luxembourg, and they don't give IPs and account names of callers to anyone. The numbers appear on caller ID as a random string.

: '' '''Common Sense PROTIP''': If you threaten the White House, they will probably give your IP; if you threaten the [[Hal Turner|whity]], no one cares. Call targets, not presidents (except the president of Nigeria, I did that once it was hilarious he's a cool guy, eh is black and eh doesn't afraid of anything.)''

Skype has the best quality internet calls one can get for a good price; the largest downside is that you must pay to call landlines and cellphones EXCEPT for a free 10 minutes of calling they give you as a demo. You can use this 10 minutes to call and do as you please, and make a new account when the trial runs out. You can '''buy SkypePro online''' or pick up an '''$8 card from Wal-Mart''' that gives you 3 months of SkypePro. SykpePro is unlimited calls to the US and Canada and like 15 bucks of international credit.

* [http://anonym.to/http://www.skype.com/ Skype main page]
* [http://anonym.to/http://www.skype.com/allfeatures/skypepro/ Skype Pro, 3 dollars a month for unlimited calls]

Another great feature about Skype is the ability to hold conference calls, and make multiple outbound connections at once. (Up to 9 people in one conference) Even if you do not have Skype Out you should still have Skype to join these calls. Skype also allows '''free outgoing calls to toll free numbers in USA, Britain, France, Poland.''' <s>You can use tools such as 1(800)GOOG411 or 1(800)FREE411 to connect to businesses and residences</s> They caught on to this . A trick in Britain which allows you to call the same 0800 number twice at the same time is you enter the number like this +440800... then you add the same number but starting with +44800. This is good when calling call centres as you can have the same business talking to themselves.

==== Recording ====

Recording on Skype is another great feature as it has Pamela Call Recorder that will let you get 15 minutes free to record the calls. Just make sure you turn off the silly warnings in the options tab. This is great for capturing the contents of a call in its natural form.

=== iCall ===

iCall is just like Skype, but free; the call quality can be sub-par at times, though, but it is a good alternative for the budget saver. For money you can get better call quality, but don't bother, it's ok without it or you could pay for Skype. DEAD 

* http://anonym.to/http://icall.com/
'''Pro Tip:''' Either have a really fast VPN or [[proxy]] if not then hold onto your ass and not proxy since iCall derps when trying to make calls over a proxy.

=== VoIPx Suite (VoIPBuster, etc) ===

It's one program with like 4 names, all pretending to be different while identical in every respect. VoIPBuster/VoIPStunt/VoIPCheap is a VoIP service that claims to have a free trial period. It CLAIMS this period is about one minute or three minutes per call, but many people go as long as 10 minutes a call without it disconnecting. Why is this? Blame shitty European program, bank error in your favor. It all seems like a fairly shady company, but the programs work fine and are good calling quality. Eventually though, it will say your account has run out of time, so uninstall and redownload, or create a new account (using a fake email address). Some report this does not work, and try doing it over a proxy or changing their [[MAC address]]. Eh, who can tell, just move onto the next identical program.

* [http://anonym.to/http://www.voipstunt.com/en/index.html]
* [http://anonym.to/http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html]
* [http://anonym.to/http://www.voipcheap.co.uk/en/index.html] (Calls appear to come from UK)

=== Others ===

[http://pastebay.com/61198| Here]

Just register using a fake email, enter the bare minimum of fake details as required, start pranking, use up the 15-30 free minutes, rinse and repeat.

=== Indirect Methods ===

==== IP-Relay ====

Free computer based phone service intended for use of the deaf, but is free for anyone to use. The company also will not give out IP numbers unless you're calling the white house or issuing bomb threats.

The service is slightly slow because there is a middle man - the operator. Their job is to call the target for you and reading what you type. The person on the other end is talking to the operator and the operator will type out what they are saying. The operator for the call cannot hang up on you and is required to say everything you type to them, no matter how ridiculous. [http://anonym.to/http://www.google.com/search?q=ip relay Google for an IP relay] and do what the site says to get started. Wait for a bit and the operator will call the number you specify. Type whenever you want to say something, then type "ga" ("go ahead") to let the operator know you're done talking. If the target hangs up, you can request the operator to redial. A hang up button is at the bottom middle of the window if you want to hang up at any time.

: ***NOTE*** On AIM add the buddy "My Ip Relay", you can now make relay calls through AIM which is much more efficent then their URL. Simply Message "My Ip Relay" from fake screen name, and say Dial ###-###-####, from there it's standard Ip relay procedure.

'' '''PROTIP''': Before you make a call, type this to the operator "please do not announce relay ga" The operator will not voice an FCC required script about how to use relay to your caller, allowing more time for the lulz.''

This is a slow method, but an easy to do through a computer that ensures anonymity and you can make multiple calls through multiple windows to flood the target with relay calls. You'll get IP banned after a while, and if doing something stupid use a proxy, but it's easy and effortless.

About IP Relay [http://www.phonelosers.org/pla-radio-episode-3-released/]

==== Prank Message Websites ====

There are a couple websites out there that if you give them a typed message and a phone number they'll send it. What's awesome is that you can apply them to a macro for spamming delight. If you do, use Tor or a proxy or they'll think something is up and might ip ban you.

http://anonym.to/http://www.bored.com/dialpeople/index.php

http://anonym.to/http://www.myphoneblaster.com/

http://anonym.to/http://getmooh.com/

http://anonym.to/http://prankdialer.com (EPIC, lets you choose from a library or set your own)

===== After Voice =====

Free Text to Phone Call with Selectable Voices (logs IP's, use an anonymizer)

* http://anonym.to/http://www.aftervoice.com/

===== Phone Trick Page =====

Banned from CDYNE, they're working on a release version.

* http://anonym.to/http://www.ospenterprises.com/phone/index.php

===== SIP phones =====

Session initiation protocol is a type of computer program used by big ballers to make prank calls, most useful while [[7 proxies|behind 7 proxies]], allows you to spoof your number.

===== Apps =====

best used via an android emulator like memu

*Talkatone (allows you to burn a number you have used for nefarious deeds)
*Textnow premium (cracked ofcourse)

== IRL Phones ==

IRL calling is more traceable, especially when done from your own phone. But is is more portable, convenient, and can be lulz with friends if done right. Also note that recording is much harder, unless your phone has one built in or you use [Phreaking.html phreaking] techniques.

=== *67 or 141 ===

Not much to say. Enter *67 before the number on a US phone and it shows up as Unknown or Anonymous. Note that the police and phone companies can easily trace this, and if the pranked uses *69 immediately afterwards it sends the number to the police (but no one knows that). *67 is great for just calling your local idiot or a friend.

Also, this does not work when calling toll-free numbers.

Same in the UK, but 141 is the prefix

In Ausfalia, it is 1831 <number>.

=== Payphones ===

Some payphones have security cameras nearby, so if it's a major prank call, not a good option in that case. If you just wanna call a regular target, payphones are an ok way to do it, though costly, public, inconvenient, and traceable to the phone. But then, if you just pay with coins, they can't trace it to you (unless a local camera catches you AND someone cares enough to track you down). The number shown will be the payphone number, which can be called back. Most payphones are used when one is waiting in a airport or for a movie and is getting bored.

Also, be aware that the only people who prank call using a payphone are complete [[faggot|pussies]]. Unless you want to ruin your reputation of a [[loser|cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything]], I wouldn't advise using payphones to prank call. Save your money.

=== Prepaid Cell Phones ===

Prepaid are a readily available resource, though costly relative to VoIP. When paid for in cash you get a cell phone that is mostly untraceable to you, just make sure to remove the battery when not in use so nobody can figure out your physical location. Also note that the phones location is almost always logged and can be traced after the call.

* The cheapest phones are often available for as little as $15 US (see your nearest Wal-Mart).
* $10 US can usually get you 30-50 minutes depending on the carrier, though most will sell minutes for around $0.10/min if you buy enough minutes.
* Note that it may be difficult or impossible to record calls done on such a phone.
* Net 10 offers the Nokia 1600 for $30 and it comes with 300 minutes free.
* MetroPCS allows for unlimited voice calls from your metropolitan area to any number in the country for $35/mo.

Another Option is that if you already have a phone just buy a SIM card to be placed within your phone that you can change easily for yourself. And is much cheaper than buying a new phone. "this applies to prepaid phones only" many phones on a plan do not have the option to remove the SIM card.

=== Phone Cards ===

Phone cards show a random bogus number. They can be bought at most Wal-Marts, drugstores and gas stations. If bought with a credit card, it will of course be traced to you, but bought with cash it makes a fine portable anonimizer. The infamous prank caller who tricked fast food workers into performing sexual acts used pre-paid phone cards, and was eventually caught when they found the date and time of the purchase of a card and watched a surveillance tape of him buying it; bear in mind the cards are well monitered in terms of activity, so if doing something v&able don't use your own credit card and don't use your own phone. For most other activities, a phone card is fine too.

=== Mall Kiosk/Store phone use ===

Many Mall Cell phone company kiosks, and stores, have cell phones that are already activated. This is similar to buying a prepaid cell phone, but cheaper. Verizon is especially good with their Text to Landline service, allowing you to send a text message and have it delivered and read to a landline recipient. Be careful of cameras and security guards, as well as nosy employess. One way to pull this off is when the store/kiosk, is really busy, that way they will be less likely to wonder what you are doing; You could also bring a friend to create a distraction.

=== Free CallerID Spoofing ===

Note that these only work within the US and Canada: 
http://anonym.to?http://www.telespoof.com/freecall/agi 
http://anonym.to?http://www.spoofcard.com/widget/freecall 
http://anonym.to?http://www.phonegangster.com/freecall/agi 
http://anonym.to?http://www.stealthrecordercard.com/freecall/agi 
http://anonym.to?http://bluffmycall.com/free/ 
http://anonym.to?http://www.officialspoofcard.com/iphone/ 

Screw those previous services, this link gives you 83 minutes of free spoofing:
http://anonym.to?http://www.zenofon.com/?AC1YR 
 
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|<big>'''How CallerID Spoofing Is Done'''</big> 
<youtube>DDPDuTJ7_EA</youtube>
 

=== Op Diverting ===

Walk up to a payphone and get the operator on the line, tell her your blind/special and need help dialing an 800 number (this is for a calling card, don't say so), have her dial your calling card access number and wait for her to get off the call, then enter your PIN and call out. If you do this with a prepaid calling card that you paid cash for and have never used before, you are basically untracable. The calling card company gets no ANI or Caller ID, you arn't charged any extra for using a payphone, and you are seriously close to being untraceable.

== Legality ==

The legality of prank phone calls is surprisingly harsh. Adults can serve time in jail for what is known as "Annoying Phone Calls." One troll, who had their info given to the police by a spai and called a [[Gamestop]] during that raid was visited by police over the issue; due to a /b/tard on the inside Gamestop dropped the charges, but phone calls are, to many, serious fucking business.

Beside that little known "Annoying Phone Call" which can be any prank call, the most common charge that Anonymous is threatened with is Harassment. Harassment, as pertains to phone calls, becomes harassment after the 3rd call received; during the Gamestop raid, 18 calls were randomly noted in a one hour period as soon as police were involved, though their calls reportedly hit in the hundreds before the phone system was shut down.

[[Goddessmine]] had Officer Santana come to her house and start taking calls, probably recording and tracing. As stated in the VoIP section, Internet calls will probably not be traced, though it is extremely easy for them to trace your silly *67 calls, and phone companies will not wait till they have a warrant; most are compliant with the police to the extent that they will give your full [[dox]] to the cops upon a mere phone request.

== Soundboards ==

[[Image:soundboardgs3.png|center|600px]]

{{center|'''Vista Users: Volume control > Recording Devices > (right click) show disabled devices'''}}

=== Some soundboards to use ===

* [http://anonym.to/http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ventriloharassmentsoundon1.swf More Ventrilo Harassment] - GIANT soundboard with tons of sounds used in Video Compiler's various Ventrilo Harassment videos. Includes Peggy and Chris Hansen!
* [http://anonym.to/http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/celebpranks.htm Realm of Darkness.net Celebrity Pranks and Soundboards]

== Types of prank call ==

'''Soundboard prank'''

These are [[gay]] as fuck and most people will hang-up before you even create any [[lulz]]. There only good for tricking old people and dumb [[Arabs]].

'''Advert prank'''

Advert + Loser = WIN as shown by the Fonejacker (VID BALEETED doo tuh turmz uf raep)

{{center|'''Reverse psychology prank'''

You're gay if you watch this, go to the [[Goatse]] page for rehabilitation.<s>HAHA DISREGARD THAT,I SUCK COCKS</s>
<youtube>I68_8icdX3Y</youtube>}}

{{center|'''Business sales prank'''

Great for megalomaniacs

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{{center|'''Trolling sales clerks'''

[[eBaum]] wants your sole

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{{center|'''Teh Fuckin [[Irish]] Way'''

Good if your a butthurt inbred north-Dubliner

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{{center|<youtube>G23xZaaL3kc</youtube>}}

== Epic pranks ==

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Commander Shepard calls in gun shops
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== Famous callers ==

'''Dex''' - [[Pranknet]] leader

'''The Fonejacker''' - While a closet [[Furry]] and gay nigger lover, his calls are full of <s>win</s> fail and is a shining beacon for all retarded teens.

'''Brandon Dicamillo''' - A [[Jackass]] [[basement dweller|star]] that spends too much time fucking Rake Yohn with mustard.

'''Howard Stern''' - Meh…who gives a fuck.

'''RedBoxChilipepper''' - Phone Losers of America founder and responsible for tons of lulz.

'''Jerky Boys''' - The kings of prank calls.

[[Sharolaid]]- Started the whole "Prank call businesses and act like a nigger" fad.

Ownage Pranks- One [[moar]] person on [[jewtube]] that is NOT [[gay]]

== The 100% safe method: Reverse prank call ==

Learn from a Master:

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== Targets ==

'''Big targets'''

* [[Starbucks]] (ask for ice cream cake)
* [[Gamestop]] (ask for battletoads)
* [[Church of Scientology]] (you needs a mac in order to troll them)
* [[McDonalds]] (ask for a whopper)
* [[Walmart]]
* [[Army]]
* [[Police]] (NIGGA STOLE MAH BIKE!)
* [[Westboro Baptist Church|Westboro Rapetits Church]]

'''Shooting fish in a barrel while simultaneously throwing a grenade at a beached whale targets'''

* [[Tom Green]] Every weeknight, live on TV, instruct him in the art of barrel rolls.
* [[Hal Turner]] Note that he will call the FBI on you and blocks *67 style calls, so use VoIP.
* [[Alex Wuori]] '''WARNING, ANTI HACKER PHONE TRACING SYSTEM ACTIVATED''' lol also dog
* [[Gamestop]] - Ask for Battletoads
* [[Prostitutes]]
* [[Argent009]]
* [[Pixelbeeproductions]]
* [[Frank Garrett]]

== See Also ==

* [[Phreaking]]
* [[Battletoads]]
* [[Swatting]]
* [[Howard Stern]]
* [[Social Engineering]]
* [[Victor Lewis-Smith]]
* [[Pranknet]]
* [[SWAuTistic]]

== External Links ==

* [http://archive.fo/gOpiB page this was copied from]
* [http://archive.fo/Oxbkq KDK Nation]
* [http://www.phonelosers.org/ PLA GAY]
* [http://soundboard.com/sb/hearher.aspx Porn Soundboard]

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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] [[Category:Tutorials]]

ISIS IRL Trolling

2026-06-07T16:46:53Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* The Great Muslim Invasion in Paris */

{{An hero}}
{{an police hero}}
{{An prophet}}
{{Incompletehero}}
{{Crap}}
{{Killers}}

== The Great Muslim Invasion in Paris ==
=== ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 ===
{{Main|ISIS Paris Attack 13-11}}
On 13 November 2015, the normally [[gay]] city of Paris was [[Butthurt|rocked]] by a bunch of normal sandniggers (representing ISIS Brussels terror cell) who decided to goes [[Grand Theft Auto]] IRL by [[I did it for the lulz|mass shootings and suicide bombings and also taking hostages]]. The attacks leaving 130 French dead and butthurt the entire country.

=== Nice Truck Attack 2016 ===
{{Main|Nice Truck Attack 2016}}
Not even a full year later, France was raped again by the damn sandniggers, this time in the city of Nice. On Bastille Day, Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel managed to single-handedly wipe the floor with over 80 Frenchies left fried and another 400+ injured, beating [[Anders]]'s single-player high score and securing a pretty NICE KDR improvement over last year's attack.

== The Great ISIS IRL Trollings in Great Britain of 2017 ==

=== Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre ===
{{Main|Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre}}
March 22, 2017 seems to be a [[Boring|ordinary day]] for [[Britfags]] alike. Little did they know it is the start of the so-called '''The Great ISIS IRL Trollings in Great Britain of 2017'''. A <s>[[Nigger|sandnigger]]</s> by the name of Khalid [[Mossad|Masood]] ([[Deadname]]: Adrian Elms), went his [[Irony|Ramadan]] rampage by ramming people at the Westminster Bridge using his SUV before get out of his vehicle and stabbed a police officer, [[Fail|only to get killed by a pig]].

=== Ariana Grande Massacre ===
{{Main|Ariana Grande Massacre}}
Just only two months after the Westminster attacks, a Incel sandnigger named '''Salman Abedi'''{{Incel}}, after learning that he was [[Elliot Rodger|still a virgin the entire time]], decided he have enough and bomb a [[Ariana Grande]] concert in Manchester, one day before the anniversary of [[Elliot Rodger]]'s epic bloodfest. The attack, full of [[Misogynist terrorism|a bunch of women]] and [[Adam Lanza|children]], [[Win|killing 22 people]] and [[Epic Fail|injured over than 1,000 people]], causing [[butthurt]] among [[Conservative]] and music fans and pissed off the entire country alike. It is the [[Winrar|deadliest attack]] in The Great ISIS IRL Trollings in Great Britain of 2017 series. Basically the more successful version of [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Gerdt]]. Take that [[Alek Minassian]]!

=== London Bridge Attack 2017 ===
{{Main|London Bridge Attack 2017}}
[[Some argue|People say]] that sequels are always worse than originals and they all right along as only [[Last Thursday|two weeks]] after the Manchaster bombing, [[FFS|a another terrorist attack happened in the UK again!]]. This time, three sandniggers decided to [[Copycat killers|recreate]] the [[Barcelona Death Van 2017]] by ramming a van into people at the London Bridge and jumped out of the van, [[WTF|again?]], and began stabbing [[Shit nobody cares about|people eating outside restaurants]] before they gets shot by pigs. The attack is also known as "unoriginal as fuck". [[Win|This time more kills!]]. This is probably the last entry in The Great ISIS IRL Trollings in Great Britain of 2017 series series, as 17 days later, a man had enough of shitty attacks he seen in [[Old Media|the news]] and decided to rammed his van into a bunch of Muslims near a mosque in Finsbury Park, a legend known as [[Ramadan Van Man]].

== Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks ==
{{Main|Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks}}
A bunch of Muslims in Sri Lanka, after learning that the New Zealand mosque shooter [[Brenton Tarrant]] is [[White Devils|white]] and [[Genius|most white are Christians]], so they decided to plead allegiance to ISIS and carried out a series of bombings across churches and hotels in Sri Lanka on Easter Sunday, but little did they know that a bunch of people they killed were [[Irony|their own people themselves]], aka [[niggers]]. Hey, at least they got more kills than any other IRL trollings I've seen.

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Talk:ISIS IRL Trolling

2026-06-07T16:30:11Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Created page with "Y not have this include all Muslim terrorist attacks instead of just ISIS? Then you could include al-qaeda stuff like 9/11, Charlie Hebdo, St. Petersburg, etc. ~~~~"

Y not have this include all Muslim terrorist attacks instead of just ISIS? Then you could include al-qaeda stuff like [[9/11]], [[Charlie Hebdo]], [[2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing|St. Petersburg]], etc. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:29, 7 June 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Fleacollerindustry

2026-06-07T16:19:40Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Lil Tay */

{{welcome}} [[Image:Colleen-happy.png]] • [[User:Colleen|Colleen]] • [[User_talk:Colleen|Talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Colleen|Contribs]] • [[Bot]] • 22:50, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

== Account ==

I fixed your account. Please check your messages in the forums for your password. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:35, 25 June 2024 (UTC)
* Thank you good sir, I am glad to finally get my old account back. I shall sing your praises on the top of Mount Baekdu. -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 02:00, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:40, 19 September 2024 (UTC)
* Oh shit, thanks for blessing me with Mod powers. I shall bless you with the right to ride Cheollima for ''TWO''-thousand li! — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 19:51, 7 October 2024 (UTC)

== [[ReviewTechUSA]] ==

Thanks for keeping up with that man. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 02:08, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

==I am sorry!==

I didn't know it was against the rules because older pages would do stuff like that. Pls don't ♂️spank♂️ me! It won't happen again! I pwomise!!!!!

–Yours truly, Lord Grim.

== Goodbye Volcano High/Snoot Game and Fallout The New Frontier ==

Listen, I know it's quite late, but can you write an article on Fallout NF and Goodbye Volcano High? They both have great potential for the coverage. The more they wait, the dryer the lake will be.
[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 21:26, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
* I don't play Fallout so I would be the worst person to talk about it. :( I mean, if it's just putting the info together, I'll see what I can do, but it'll be boring. -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 04:42, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

== ty ==

ty for your service and paying rent but please don't bring teenage [[literally|ai shitposters]] onto the site (Russell Ivanovic). user creation should be limited to people with good contrib history only, not randos who ask nicely, unless you want another [[ljupco]] incident. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 03:09, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
:To be fair they promised they would be good boys/girls, so they lied to me! >:O ... but seriously, I'll keep a better eye out for things. Thanks for cleaning up after me. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 03:39, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

==Hi==
I'm SHANTHOSH and I want you to see my article called [[Princess Maydine]] do you like it or not [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 14:06, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
:another one [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:31, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
::yeah i stopped blanket approving accounts so this guy prolly snuck in beforehand -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 05:07, 11 April 2026 (UTC)
:wtf is a fascist macintosh — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 05:08, 11 April 2026 (UTC)
:lol [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:42, 11 April 2026 (UTC)

==What would you do if we were stuck in the woods together with only one sleeping bag?==

Would we snuggle? Just for warmth, of course!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 14:23, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

:Kick you out and take the sleeping bag for myself. — [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 02:34, 15 May 2026 (UTC)

== Lil Tay ==

Nice job on the soft porn pic.
A bit dissapointing.
Is it me or does she look like she has microcephaly?

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 11:03, 7 June 2026 (UTC)

{{FactCat|It's AI!!}}
:[[File:Lil gold digger.jpg|150px]] This is the original lol
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 7 June 2026 (UTC)

File:Lil gold digger.jpg

2026-06-07T16:17:38Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Talk:San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-06-06T19:47:56Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* lol */

== groyper ==

they were groypers too? I was scrolling on Twitter for extra shit and found a fact thyat they were groypers lmfao [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Twitter is full of mentally ill idiots who shouldn't be taken seriously ever. I wouldn't trust it. It's the same app where that one [[Skibidi Farms|Skibidipedo]] lied about [[Natalie Rupnow]] being a radfem. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:03, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:the fuck is a radfem is that radical femisnist or smth [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Yes. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== svwwrgabs ==

remember seeing a Twitter post that the security guard was a crhistian? am iw rong? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:43, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Refer to my previous statement. He was born Brian Matthew Climax but then converted to Islam. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:53, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
::Ahhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:::Extra note, there's some sources saying that he, Amin Abdullah, chose to became a security guard after "witnessing" Christchurch. Such claim is only mentioned twitter and Instagram, so be aware. Also /pol/ is apparently launching a campaign to make the shooters out to be a trans couple kinda like how they did with Salvador. This has also gained some traction on twitter, especially with that one pic of Cain's long hair and all. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== all that's left ==

lal that's left is a perpetrator section, I was also planning to put more insight on the mosque and how its affiliated with fuckin alqaida but its 6 am I stayed up all night I'm too fucking tired for this by guys gojdnight [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 04:06, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:It's looking good so far, nice job. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::thanks psychotic dictatorship [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:28, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== Amin wasn't a Nazi ==

That Facebook post is real but it isn't him. "Amir Abu Abbas" isn't even close to being the same name, no idea how anyone mistook that for him.

{{facebook|amin.abdullah.92317|Here is his actual Facebook}}. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:49, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:He replied to it and liked the post, i just forgot to include that in the image / the sharty thread i screenshotted was cropped so i wasnt able to see his full name [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:50, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Ah, I see it now. Will upload. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:58, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::do we pubsilh? or leave it for loserinfowhen clu fix it [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::I'd say publish. It's one of the more interesting high score pages in a while and has quite a bit to it (with more info possibly coming out over time). I doubt loserinfo is ever going to get fixed at this point (is CLU even still here?), and I think our readers would appreciate being able to read this fresh and relevant article. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:47, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::Alr but i think its gonna get deleted [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 14:55, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::My nigga, if [[Lim Do-bin|this article]] got to stay, I'm sure yours is way fine. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:09, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Consoom sharty slop==

Consoom ripping everything off of Sharty, Tiktok, twitter, and nooz channels.

Get excited for next spoon feeding of useless information, like the worthless cattle that you are.

Dont even THINK about giving ED its own unique identity. You WILL terraform ED into being a ShartyWiki/Kiwifarms clone that acts as a cum dump for whatever is currently trending on the sites mentioned above.

You WILL repeat the information you have been spoon fed like a good little parrot.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 16:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|200px]]
:Afaik, ED's identity has always been primarily tied to 4chan. Whatever was happening on there would get an article, and there's plenty of threads on this. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Zarty responses==
Some responses from Soyzellig.party
*https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/132982.html
*https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/30070.html
*https://soyzellig.party/brabant/res/19696.html
*https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/133219.html
*https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/132986.html
*https://soyzellig.party/q/res/7996.html#7996
*https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/30156.html
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 09:03, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

== Really dumb idea I just had ==

The [[PINGAS]] scene, but it's redrawn as this shooting. Scratch, Grounder, and Robotnik are Cain, Caleb, and Amin, and there's a caption saying "LarPING AS usual, I see?" - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:04, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

== Otto ==

that dumb faggot Otto called me a tranny on one of my TikTok videos before and than I was talking to one of my rusfag friends about the shooting and he said "I was one of the first to watch the stream because I was friends with his girlfriend" And that Otto was a tranny (despite calling me a tranny) LMFAOOoOOO [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:02, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

==Steam Group==
I'm glad I was able to troll Cain's Steam group and receive a one-day suspension from Steam for it before his group was shut down for good. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 06:27, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

:wut did u do? got any pix? --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:20, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

::no pix. Probably spamming [[:file:CainAnhero.gif]] and saying "All Leyley Fags deserve death" had something to do with it. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 07:23, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

:::lulz --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:31, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

== lol ==

[[File:D6993l.jpg|200px]] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:37, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 2026-06-06 151618.png|500px]] [[File:Marseyxd.png|150px]]
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:19, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

::Who's IAlReadyRegretThis, and why is it so lulzworthy? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:43, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

:::I am, nigga. You never saw the link on my user page? 😭 It's the second time I found out some mass shooter's upvoted my stuff on there after Solomon. I didn't bother checking for most of the other shooters tho. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:47, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-06-06T19:19:54Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* lol */

File:Marseyxd.png

2026-06-06T19:18:42Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

File:Screenshot 2026-06-06 151618.png

2026-06-06T19:18:36Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-06-06T07:50:47Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Wearethelads */ From some deleted post

{{distinguish|John Earnest}}
{{gem}}
{{corner|lr|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{spoiler|the security guard they killed was a Nazi}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Christian hero}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Columbine Copycat|type=TWO MORE RETARDS}}
{{OffendedMuslims}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|140px]][[File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[2008]] or [[2009]] (Cain) [[2007]] or [[2008]] (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Spics|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3 [[Epic Fail|(all by Cain)]], injured 1 (indirectly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb Liam [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Lee Clark'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest <s>mass</s> shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41% (some dumbass rightoids believed this just because of Caleb and Cain's long hair), 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in [[San Diego]] just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if [[Tarrant]] would have enjoyed [[Mpreg|giving birth]] to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Amin shot one of them, but Caleb and Cain returned fire and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. The lulzy part is that Amin praised [[Hitler]] on [[Facebook|Kikebook]], meaning these 2 faggots killed their own kind. They ran out of the building after Amin not only security-cucked but also [[Stephan Balliet|door-cucked]] them, and then they went and did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer instead. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature, despite being spics, but then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms, similar to how [[Hugo Jackson|a half-Sri Lankan, half-Colombian immigrant stabbed one white Swedish teacher to save the white race]]. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. After they parked the car, Caleb put the rifle in his mouth (which ''everyone'' knows is the worst method of suicide), but sadly, the gun jammed. Caleb pussied out and finally decided that he wanted to keep his [[iPod]], but his friend was ''not'' having it, so he shot Caleb twice (except the camera wasn't fucking pointed towards him) before thankfully [[An hero|removing himself from the gene pool]] via 9mm mouthwash. He also aimed the gun at his chin, just like [[Solomon Henderson]], which is the worst way to commit suicide, so Cain didn't die instantly. Instead, he choked on his blood and gurgled to death. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect. Oh, and Cain did all of the work while Caleb didn't kill anybody.

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===List of muzzies burning in Hell===
*'''Amin Abdullah''', [[Brenton Tarrant|51]] [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Mansour Kaziha''', 78 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Nadir Awad''', 57 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Injured===

*'''Unnamed man''', {{Hover|18+|age not specified but he's an adult}}[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Gameplay===
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|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:CBS News - After two gunmen attacked the Islamic Center of San Diego they fled 7ttLOj (1).mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoMosqueStreamWithAudio.mp4|750px|Audio reconstruction]]
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===Perpetrators===
[[File:CainClarkkk.png|thumb|140px|Who the media thought was Cain.]]
[[File:CalebGambiling.mp4|thumb|240px|[[Foreshadowing|"PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF ON CAM"]]]]
Due to the [[Cops|pigs]] being hesitant to release any information, the media began taking random jabs at who the perpetrators were. When they stumbled across their names, they went to Instagram and searched for suspects and found some random Californian spics with the same names. This caused the Muzzie dogs to send the "suspects" and their families bomb and death threats, {{twitter|amyforsandiego/status/2056901889967726746|causing one of the two to make a statement to stop the harassment, lol}}. They also for whatever reason said that they were a trans Nazi couple. However, when moar information was released, they realized it was 2 Sharty schizos instead. Cain, the 17-year-old, played [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] and even made a tribute group to Ashley Graves on [[Steam]]. They both met each other online and were [[v&]] and fedded together on Monday, a few days before the attack, but the cops, being cops, let it slide, and only warned their parents about "the dangers of radicalism" (how did they see a 40 MB file dubbed "The New Crusade" and "Death to the World" on their computers and let it slide?!). The pigs also found 30+ weapons at their home that they didn't fucking use or bring to the attack, including crossbows and knives. The younger shooter, Cain, was also a few weeks away from graduating, meaning he could have given actual purpose to his life rather than just killing {{Hover|3 of his own kind|including themselves}}.

===Otto===
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} was a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the alias "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge-watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all other traces of himself to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
*{{archive|2026.05.21-001859/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/498658/massive-update-on-san-diego-islamic|Moar info here}}
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|13|Killed everybody in sight except for the farmer|5|Dressed like edgelords|10|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while, a fair share of muzzie dogs [[BAWWWWW]]'d on Xitter|10|For livestreaming it|41|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
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*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by [[Breivik]] too. Shared between both. '''65~80 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Pump-action shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
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*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both. '''30~55 Damage'''
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*'''Tertiary''': Smith & Wesson M&P
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
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*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both. Used by Cain to shoot Caleb and himself. '''15~30 Damage'''
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*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
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*[[Fail|Unused]]. Had SS markings on them.
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*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|80px]]
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
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*'''Perk 3''': Christian
[[File:Badass jesus.jpg|center|80px]]
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*'''+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.'''
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* '''Spell 1''': SIEGE Mask™
[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|center|80px]]
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*'''Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.'''
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*'''Spell 2''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
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*'''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.'''
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*'''Spell 3''': Fictional Character Love
[[File:XiaroR34Bikini.png|center|80px]]
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*'''An hero probability increases Intelligence stat decreases a half A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.'''
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==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofascist accelerationists]], which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]]. Their manifesto is the most contradictory shit ''[[evar]]''; despite Caleb being an "incel" and "hating foids", he himself had an (online) girlfriend (hard to believe, but keep in mind [[you]] will never get one either), thus making him a fakecel, not a truecel. Don't take our word for it, read their schizo ramblings yourself.
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File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebVasquez.png|[[Brenton Tarrant|Remember lads...]]
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg|Zoomed in.
File:GasCanisterSanDiego.png|Zoomed in. You see that SS sticker?
File:SchoolyearPhotoSanDiegoCaleb.png
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
File:CalebReview.jpg
File:OkayNOthsowingcalebface.jpg|Take that German patch off, you spic.
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==[[Tl;dr]]==
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2 incestuous gay schizo Nazi spics (probably glowies too) who could barely livestream were sent from Niggerhell to shoot up an [[Al-Qaeda]] mosque, only to get [[Stephan Balliet|cucked by a door]]. This is the new generation of [[mass shooters]] and no one can do anything about it.

[[Fact|ZOG won, bluds]].

==Wearethelads==
[[File:Wearethelads.png|100px|thumb|left|In case you were wondering what the faggot looked like.]]

Not even 2 weeks after this dogshit excuse of an attack, they got their first copycat. An 11-year-old Cockumbiner Z-patriot Tarrantula [[wop]] under the alias '''Wearethelads'''{{Columbiner}}{{Incel}}{{Nazi}} (also going under the alias '''Alberto88''') stabbed up his school and ended up failing even harder than these 2 [[twinks]]. He also attempted to stream it but failed. He walked up to his technology teacher and cut her hand before getting his ass kicked. Like all killer autists, Wearethelads wrote and painted typical [[TCC]] cringe on his weapons, such as "[[Gabriel Mutti]]", "[[Sandy Hook]]", "[[Elliot Rodger]]", "[[Incel]]" (how can an 11-year-old be an incel?!), and "[[Brenton Tarrant|-51]]". [[Timofey Kulyamov|Like]] [[Gabriel Mutti|his]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|predecessors]], Wearethelads also wrote some edgy shit on his shirt. So basically your usual TCC LARP but without one of those shitty [[skull mask]]s this time.

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File:MozerralaKnifeWearethelads.png|He thought this mozzarella knife would do something.
File:WearetheladsGear.png|If you're too lazy to translate, that's "me ne frego" which means "I don't care".
File:WearetheladsSiegHeil.png|Dylan Klebold shirt.
File:Wearethefags.png|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Wonder where he learned those words from]].
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==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Columbine]] - 2 non-Latinx shooters.
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]] - What Cain had.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[San Bernardino Shooting]] - The opposite of this.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[Suzano School Shooting]] - 2 [[Portuspic]] shooters.
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] - Cain's sex fantasy.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/498180/islamic-center-of-san-diego-shooting|WPD thread}}
*{{Kf|san-diego-islamic-center-shooting.245771|KF thread}}
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Islamic_Center_Shooting SNCApedia]
*{{facebook|caleb.vazquez.9047|Caleb's Facebook account}}
*Steam shit:
**<s>{{Steamgroup|AshleyGravesSupremacy|Cain's Steam group}}</s> '''Baleeted''' - {{archive|kC69i|(archive)}}
**{{Steamid|SurfaceLevel|Cain's Steam account}}

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File:Wearethefags.png

2026-06-06T07:48:58Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Kill count by website

2026-06-06T07:39:24Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: of fucking course

{{killers}}
[[File:MonitorGun.jpg|right|200px]]
Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.

[[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.

In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:
*Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?
*Did they post foreboding material on any given website?
*Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?
*Did they lure in victims from any given website?
*Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?
*Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?
*Were they radicalized on any given website?
*Would it be funny to include anyways?

[[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.

==Sites==
{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}
===#===
'''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi "Neomugicha" Taniguchi]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[4chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<ref>Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills<ref>{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills (suspected user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills (suspected user)

'''[[55chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills

'''[[8chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cain Clark & Caleb Vazquez]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills

===A, B, C===
'''[[Above Top Secret]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills

'''[[Amazon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills

'''Bleachbooru'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Vazquez]] - 3 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills

'''[[Bluesky]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Chess.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills (alleged user; disproven)

'''Clowntobi.nl'''
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill

'''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''
*'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Craigslist]]'''<ref>[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons & Lamar Clemons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba & Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones & Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris & Quentin Lews - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler & Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon & Demonte Easterling - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy & Dominique Clanton - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti & Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith & Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey & Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi & Amanda Knight - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew & Angel Long - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon & Dominique Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles & Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott & Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus & George Carter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay & Saraya Atkins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice & Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney & Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas & Ryan Roth - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis & Rashad Moon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour & Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian & Kayla Dixon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway & Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly & Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter & Violet Walter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones & Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie "Jay" Towns - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton & Akeem Bradford - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford & Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier & Larry Wren III - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin & Latrel Irving - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches & Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure & Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick & Tammi LaFave - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade & Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill<ref>[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner

===D, E, F===
'''[[wikipedia:DCinside|DCinside]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]] Choi Won-jong - 2 kills

'''[[DeviantART]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin "Skulz" Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Discord]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills

'''Documenting Reality'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Dogola]]chan'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] André Luiz Gil Garcia - 1 kill<ref> https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Kyo_El_Fuego_Sancto</ref>
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Fabiano Kipper Mai]] - 5 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill (alleged user; denied by self)

'''[[eBay]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<ref>[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}</ref>

'''Eestinen.fi'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills

'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])<ref>[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (EDitor, also had a [[Joclings|page]] 7 years before the shooting)<ref>Referred to as a contributor by [https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/extremism-experts-say-discussing-colorado-shooting-suspects-pronouns-rcna58969 this NBC News article].</ref>
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's "[[High Score]]" page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[[Brenton Tarrant#Brenton Was /ourguy/]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)<ref>[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter "Bob8466" Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]/[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] - 0 kills (EDitor, arrested for planning a school stabbing)<ref>[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain Forum member arrested for planning a school stabbing in Spain] - [[media:ForcedMeme arrested Columbine forum.png|'''(Uncensored post)''']] {{wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain|20260412045138}} {{archive|pUp9A}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, an hero'd before he could do anything)<ref>[[James Seevakumaran#Background]]</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})<ref>[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]] {{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Unknown]] - 0 kills (alleged reader, got arrested before he could do anything)

'''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cain Clark & Caleb Vazquez]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill

'''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills

'''[[Facebook]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025_Mannheim_car_attack|Alexander Scheuermann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's</ref>
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Doerman killings|Chad Doerman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Christophe Belgembe]] - 1 kill
*[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix & Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Hodgkinson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Lex Ashton]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Owen Lawrence]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills
*[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Vincent Fuller]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John David LaDue|John David LaDue]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.|John L. Schultz IV & Donald V. Robin Jr.]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Fetlife]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield & Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron & {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor & Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill

'''[[Flickr]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Freesound.org'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills

'''[[FurAffinity]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Gab.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills

'''[[Grindr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress & Michelle Brandes - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] Unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills (alleged user)

'''[[Hispachan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] Unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl "MegaByte" Robles

'''Hispachat'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills

'''Home Page of the Dead'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills

'''[[ICQ]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill

'''[[iFunny]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel "Saboteur" Woodward]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills

'''Incels.is'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Vasquez]] - 3 kills

'''[[Instagram]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025 Munich car attack|Farhad Noori]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Ilbe Storehouse]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]] [https://www.koreaherald.com/article/10490859/# Kim Seong-jin] - 1 kill

'''[[IRC]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<ref>IRC Galleria</ref>

===J, K, L===

'''Judge.me'''
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (confirmed lurker)<ref>{{archive|SOpi7|Tweet}} about {{Kf|soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-845#post-20100162|this post by Suenonym}}.</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[you|General userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''Knuddels'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills

'''Kotikemia'''
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills

'''[[Letterboxd]]'''
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 University of Nevada, Las Vegas shooting|Anthony Polito]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Death of James Yoo|James Yoo]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 shooting of Palestinian students in Burlington, Vermont|Jason Eaton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raissa Kengne - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators|Vance Luther Boelter]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''[[LiveJournal]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''Looksmax.org'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills

===M, N, O===
'''Meguca'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[MLP Forums]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill

'''[[Monkey.cool]]'''
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills

'''[[MySpace]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Nazi websites (misc.)'''
*'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*'''The Last Rhodesian'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[Newgrounds]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam "Livecorpse" Fulton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas "Sirtom93" Briggs]] - 0 kills

'''[[Nexopia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Cody Legebokoff|Cody Legebokoff]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1n0vjb5/ryan_palmeter_getting_banned_on_3_separate/|Got banned on 3 separate accounts, lol}} {{archive|yckLJ}}</ref>

'''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills

'''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Omegle]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[OnlyFans]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill

'''[[Orkut]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills

===P, Q, R===
'''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill

'''[[Pinterest]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Pornhub]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|IAqJx|hankiebob}}</ref>

'''[[Quora]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills

'''Ratter Chatter'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill

'''[[Reddit]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Aromatic-Candle3042]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Melotte - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill (alleged user)

===S, T, U===
'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode<ref>[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]</ref>
*[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills

'''[[Smogon University]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill

'''[[Snapchat]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John Hagins|John Hagins]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland|Thomas Wyllie & Alex Bolland]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mike Chitwood|Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance]] - 0 kills

'''[[Something Awful]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[SoundCloud]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cain Clark]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Taymor Travon McIntyre]] - 2 kills

'''[[Soyjak.party]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cain Clark & Caleb Vazquez]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagPortugal.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Portuguese Anon|"The Portuguese"]] - 0 kills

'''[[Spotify]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Steam]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Vazquez & Cain Clark]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills

'''[[Stormfront]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Richard Baumhammers|Richard Baumhammers]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Strawpage'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Sv3rige'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills

'''Swipr'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Telegram]]'''
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Đoàn Văn Sáng]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - another prolific zoosadist

'''The Cannibal Cafe'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill

'''[[TikTok]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali "JinnKid" Abulaban - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Vasquez]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Casey Anthony]] - 1 kill ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Jon W. Romano|Jon W. Romano]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Patrik Gjrgrev]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>{{tiktok|fly_fly_22}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Timoty G.]] - 0 kills

'''[[Tinder]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill

'''[[Tumblr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|YkBVu|eldigato}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Elizabeth Lecron|Elizabeth Lecron]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] & [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills

'''[[Twitch]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Twitter]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:François Vérove|François Vérove]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod Ramos]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - 2 kills ([[Self-defense|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025_Southport_shooting|Nigel Edge]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[OJ Simpson]] - 2 kills ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Robert J. O'Neill|Robert O'Neill]] - 1 kill ([[Osama bin Laden|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2026 Pawtucket shooting|Roberta Dorgano]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Junko Furuta|Shinji Minato]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tetsuya Yamagami]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}

'''[[Usenet]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

===V, W, X===
'''[[VampireFreaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|qSLNV|Digato}}</ref>

'''[[VidLii]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell wiggercell]</ref>

'''[[VK]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[Sascha I.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''Wars Central'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''<ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-22-wpd-users-who|All 22 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}</ref><ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/482685/marseycringe-wpd-users-who-have-killed|WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL - Part 2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Kutch]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Łukasz G.]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archiveorg|NoHumansInvolved|WPD.TV user kills 2 people with axe}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Wearethelads]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Vasquez]] - 3 kills<ref>{{archive|2026.06.05-011014/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/503101/i-believe-i-found-the-wpd|I believe I found the WPD account of Caleb Vasquez, one of the San Diego Mosque shooters.}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] ??? - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Charlie Slater - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Josephine Simmons Peters - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kevin Hunt - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Nguyễn Xuân Đạt]] - 0 kills (victim of the Vietnamese Butcher)<ref>{{WPD|@datbeheading}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Uriah Garcia - 0 kills

'''[[Wattpad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Wikipedia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[File:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Georg R.|Georg R.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)

'''[[Wrong Planet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[Xanga]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[Yahoo! Answers]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill

'''[[YouTube]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González "Heisenwolf" Nava]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony "Tony48219" Powell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Matthew Frein]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jen Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Justin Mohn]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kurt Sibila - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raphael Trammell - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)
**[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Samuli Saarinen]] - 0 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills

'''Zambian Meat'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] Unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda

==Ranking board==
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
! WEBSITE
! TOTAL KILLS
! REGISTERED PLAYERS
! COUNTRIES
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]
| [[YouTube]]
| 487
| 81
| 26 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagDenmark.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| "Broadcast Yourself" (killing people)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
| [[Facebook]]
| 392
| 60
| 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
| "Move fast and kill things" "Bringing the world chaos closer together"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[Twitter]]
| 274
| 48
| 16 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Get trending by going amok"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Steam]]
| 195
| 28
| 10 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia]]
| 186
| 12
| 7 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| Nerds who spammed edits in a page for nerd editors
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Craigslist]]
| 145
| 168
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
| Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Instagram]]
| 132
| 35
| 15 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Stormfront]]
| 109
| 8
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| Not bad for a non-mainstream website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
| {{hover|105|8 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| That's us!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MySpace]]
| 91
| 19
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]
| Myspace. YourFuneral.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[4chan]]
| 90
| 11
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| "Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest." - Someone who isn't [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[8chan]]
| 78
| 4
| 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[TikTok]]
| 74
| 29
| 14 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Discord]]
| 69
| 26
| 12 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| *Discord notification sound effect*
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Reddit]]
| 62
| 23
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tumblr]]
| 62
| 11
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, it's only natural that some of them would become killers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Sanctioned Suicide]]
| ~57
| N/A
| 2 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| Instructing people how to become [[an heroes]] for over 30 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]
| 54
| 11
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]
| "Found the job of your life" (hitman)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VK]]
| 50
| 13
| 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Сука блять"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[2channel]] / 5channel
| 46
| 4
| 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]
| ^-^ 先輩
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[eBay]]
| 32
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Well, that's one way to top the charts"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]
| 33
| 17
| 9 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| ShockedBeyondBelief
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Telegram]]
| 26
| 11
| 7 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[DeviantART]]
| 24
| 10
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When [[guro]] just isn't enough."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Spotify]]
| 22
| 6
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Tune into your favorite music to go apeshit"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Twitch]]
| 21
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]
| "You can livestream more than just video games."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]
| 21
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Quora]]
| 19
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Dogolachan
| 18
| 5
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
| A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the "[[dogola]]" meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Freesound.org
| 18
| 1
| 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]
| Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[LiveJournal]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| "Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[SoundCloud]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| "Music for my ears"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Above Top Secret]]
| 16
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Shhh, is a secret!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.
| 14
| 12
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Tinder for Canadian criminals.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pinterest]]
| 13
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| "Your victims' photos goes there"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grindr]]
| 12
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]
| "AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FurAffinity]]
| 12
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "[[OwO whats this..?]]... A body!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[55chan]]
| 12
| 2
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
| 12
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Gab.ai]]
| 11
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Amazon]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "Delivery for your corpse"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[IRC]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Internet Relay Chat; technically not a website but I'm counting it anyways.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tinder]]
| 9
| 7
| 5 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Meet hot chicks or fags, get killed by them with pleasure and love."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Snapchat]]
| 9
| 6
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Put a filter on your face for the bloodbath."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]
| 9
| 4
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Where can I take you, sir?" (death)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]
| 9
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]]
| Tinder copycat.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Newgrounds]]
| 9
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "When faggots go Madness Combat IRL."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]
| 9
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Home Page of the Dead
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum for discussing zombie movies and media. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Nazi.org
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Home of the National Socialist Green Party. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Last Rhodesian
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The personal website of [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fetlife]]
| 8
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VampireFreaks]]
| 8
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]]
| I am a vampire, [[Habeeb it|believe it]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Kiwi Farms]]
| 8
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Surprisingly low despite what the media claims about this website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru
| 8
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Soyjak.party]]
| 7
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Nexopia]]
| 7
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Documenting Reality
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| An [[imageboard]] dedicated to documenting true crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]
| 6
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Open a blog about your murder spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Kotikemia
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| A Finnish online forum for amateur chemists
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Early 2010's tinder
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Another Tinder alike website, notoriously used by [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Yahoo! Answers]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Something Awful]]
| 5
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wattpad]]
| 4
| 4
| 3 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When your [[E&D]] fanfics come true:"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums
| 4
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]
| 4
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ex-Pentecostal Forums
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[OnlyFans]]
| 3
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]
| "See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Usenet]]
| 3
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Xanga]]
| 3
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Bleachbooru
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The inverse of [[BLACKED|Blackedbooru]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Chess.com]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Be a chess champion, like Pichushkin"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Eestinen.fi
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Some Estonian news site notably used by [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Hispachat
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| Not [[Hispachan]], retard.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Incels.is
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The most popular [[incel]] web forum.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Orkut]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| To roleplay murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Zambian Meat
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]
| A cannibal fetish website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Hispachan]]
| 2
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| [[Spic]]/[[dago]] 4chan ripoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bloodshows.com]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. Their one and only high scorer was their owner, [[Joe Frankulin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:DCinside|DCinside]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagSKorea.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Knuddels
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| A German dating site.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Meguca
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| An obscure anime-oriented [[imageboard]] that [[Stephan Balliet]] leaked his manifesto onto.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MLP Forums]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "My Little Pillage"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pornhub]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Here comes the money shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Swipr
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A "friend-making" app that [[Natalie Rupnow]] nearly got groomed on.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wrong Planet]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VidLii]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| With how many mass shooter edits are posted here, there surprisingly hasn't been more.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Omegle]]
| 1
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bluesky]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Foodist]] clone of [[Kiwi Farms]] that [[Solomon Henderson]] was notably groomed by.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Clowntobi.nl
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBelgium.png]]
| Official page of [[Kevin Lapeire|Belgian John Wayne Gacy]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[ICQ]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPalestine.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Ilbe Storehouse]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSKorea.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Judge.me
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCroatia.png]]
| "This knife is quite dull"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Letterboxd]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagChile.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[NoLimitsFun]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]]
| A child porn site run by [[Peter Scully]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ratter Chatter
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board and chat room dedicated to the discussion of [[dog|rat terriers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Smogon University]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Strawpage
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Cannibal Cafe
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| The cannibalism fetish website where [[Armin Meiwes]] famously met his victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Wars Central
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| A fan site for [[Advance Wars]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Looksmax.org
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Monkey.cool]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Sv3rige
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| Website created by Goatis/Sv3rige
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Flickr]]
| ?
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
</table>}}

==See Also==
*[[High Score]]
*[[Internet killers]]
*[[LJ killers]]
*{{WPD|h/social/post/371875/kill-count-by-website|Collaborative sister project on WPD.}}
{{reflist}}

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{{High Scores}}
[[category:Murder]]
[[category:Lists]]

{{timeline|Article of the Now September 1 & 2, [[2025]]|[[Rick and Morty]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[CandyJunkie]]}}

Talk:San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-06-06T07:31:47Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Steam Group */

== groyper ==

they were groypers too? I was scrolling on Twitter for extra shit and found a fact thyat they were groypers lmfao [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Twitter is full of mentally ill idiots who shouldn't be taken seriously ever. I wouldn't trust it. It's the same app where that one [[Skibidi Farms|Skibidipedo]] lied about [[Natalie Rupnow]] being a radfem. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:03, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:the fuck is a radfem is that radical femisnist or smth [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Yes. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== svwwrgabs ==

remember seeing a Twitter post that the security guard was a crhistian? am iw rong? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:43, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Refer to my previous statement. He was born Brian Matthew Climax but then converted to Islam. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:53, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
::Ahhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:::Extra note, there's some sources saying that he, Amin Abdullah, chose to became a security guard after "witnessing" Christchurch. Such claim is only mentioned twitter and Instagram, so be aware. Also /pol/ is apparently launching a campaign to make the shooters out to be a trans couple kinda like how they did with Salvador. This has also gained some traction on twitter, especially with that one pic of Cain's long hair and all. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== all that's left ==

lal that's left is a perpetrator section, I was also planning to put more insight on the mosque and how its affiliated with fuckin alqaida but its 6 am I stayed up all night I'm too fucking tired for this by guys gojdnight [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 04:06, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:It's looking good so far, nice job. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::thanks psychotic dictatorship [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:28, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== Amin wasn't a Nazi ==

That Facebook post is real but it isn't him. "Amir Abu Abbas" isn't even close to being the same name, no idea how anyone mistook that for him.

{{facebook|amin.abdullah.92317|Here is his actual Facebook}}. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:49, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:He replied to it and liked the post, i just forgot to include that in the image / the sharty thread i screenshotted was cropped so i wasnt able to see his full name [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:50, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Ah, I see it now. Will upload. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:58, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::do we pubsilh? or leave it for loserinfowhen clu fix it [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::I'd say publish. It's one of the more interesting high score pages in a while and has quite a bit to it (with more info possibly coming out over time). I doubt loserinfo is ever going to get fixed at this point (is CLU even still here?), and I think our readers would appreciate being able to read this fresh and relevant article. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:47, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::Alr but i think its gonna get deleted [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 14:55, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::My nigga, if [[Lim Do-bin|this article]] got to stay, I'm sure yours is way fine. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:09, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Consoom sharty slop==

Consoom ripping everything off of Sharty, Tiktok, twitter, and nooz channels.

Get excited for next spoon feeding of useless information, like the worthless cattle that you are.

Dont even THINK about giving ED its own unique identity. You WILL terraform ED into being a ShartyWiki/Kiwifarms clone that acts as a cum dump for whatever is currently trending on the sites mentioned above.

You WILL repeat the information you have been spoon fed like a good little parrot.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 16:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|200px]]
:Afaik, ED's identity has always been primarily tied to 4chan. Whatever was happening on there would get an article, and there's plenty of threads on this. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Zarty responses==
Some responses from Soyzellig.party
*https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/132982.html
*https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/30070.html
*https://soyzellig.party/brabant/res/19696.html
*https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/133219.html
*https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/132986.html
*https://soyzellig.party/q/res/7996.html#7996
*https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/30156.html
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 09:03, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

== Really dumb idea I just had ==

The [[PINGAS]] scene, but it's redrawn as this shooting. Scratch, Grounder, and Robotnik are Cain, Caleb, and Amin, and there's a caption saying "LarPING AS usual, I see?" - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:04, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

== Otto ==

that dumb faggot Otto called me a tranny on one of my TikTok videos before and than I was talking to one of my rusfag friends about the shooting and he said "I was one of the first to watch the stream because I was friends with his girlfriend" And that Otto was a tranny (despite calling me a tranny) LMFAOOoOOO [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:02, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

==Steam Group==
I'm glad I was able to troll Cain's Steam group and receive a one-day suspension from Steam for it before his group was shut down for good. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 06:27, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

:wut did u do? got any pix? --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:20, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

::no pix. Probably spamming [[:file:CainAnhero.gif]] and saying "All Laylay Fags deserve death" had something to do with it. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 07:23, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

:::lulz --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:31, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

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Psychotic Dictatorship:

this tmeplate is missing [[Lulzy Mods]] (tho it isn't a game on its own) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 05:27, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

:I put it at the top since I think it would make more sense there. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:28, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Steam Group */

Ayn Rand

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Psychotic Dictatorship: reminds me of something so much

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{{quote|I hope you don’t have friends who recommend Ayn Rand to you. The fiction of Ayn Rand is as low as you can get re fiction. I hope you picked it up off the floor of the subway and threw it in the nearest garbage pail. She makes Mickey Spillane look like Dostoevsky. |Flannery O'Connor}}

[[Image:Ayn_rand_as_a_little_girl.jpg|thumb|Ayn Rand as an <s>innocent</s> little girl. [[Yes|I wonder if she had fantasies of being raped back then]]?]]
[[Image:AynRandWitch.jpg|thumb|Looking glamorous during her cameo in a popular [[Disney]] film.]]
[[Image:Ayn rand stamp.jpg|thumb|220px|Randriods in the government got her put on a stamp. <s>She</s> It still looks like a manly [[dyke]].]]
[[Image:Rand3-1-.gif|thumb|220px|In all her manliness.]]
[[Image:Aynrandcartoon.jpg|thumb|220px|A [[Wyatt Mann]] gets it right.]]
[[Image:Aynrand2.jpg|thumb|220px|In all her Jewness.]]

[[Shit nobody cares about|Originally named Alisa Zinovievna Rosenbaum]], '''Ayn Rand'''[[Jews|✡]] was born into a [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|wealthy Bourgeois family]] in [[Russia]]. However, in her early years, the [[Jews]] lost control of her country and the [[Communism|Commies]] came and took all of her family's [[Jew Gold]] away, thus making her <s>[[poor]]</s> [[First World Problems|less wealthy]]. So, like any [[angsty teen]], she read too much [[Nietzsche]], rebelled against the system, named herself after a typewriter, and wrote a lot of [[poetry|crappy literature]] that caught on with [[college]] [[student]]s, [[16 year old girl]]s, and other selfish, egotistical [[gaylord]]s and sociopaths. Her sci-fi religion, [[Randroid|Objectivism]], never caught on like [[fire|wildfire]] among those who had piles of [[money]] and wanted to keep those piles and create newer, bigger piles while they were at it; but it was a success among [[Libertarians|poor, lonely anti-hippie atheist intellectuals of the 1960s and onward]]. On the other hand, her brilliant philosophy of "all women have fantasies about being [[Rape|raped]]", as laid out in her best-selling novel ''The Fountainhead'', caught on like wildfire with the masses, regardless of political, philosophical, or religious persuasion.

Objectivism (Rand's <s>philosophy</s> <s>religion</s> '''cult''') launched a [[Jihad]] against rational thought and any sense of charity (even absent of the weak logic for taxation) [[At least 100 years ago|at least a millennium ago]]. Therefore ED lies as high in their priorities as their acolytes typical state of mind (see graphic to the right). Yet in spite of this, Rand and her minions are largely [[Truth|humorless dickless wonders]].

[[Image:NERRRRRD.jpg|right|thumb|220px|[[Typical]] <s>[[Libertarian]]</s> [[Republican]].]]
[[Image:Ayndogrand.jpg|right|thumb|220px|Ayn Rand and friend.]]

==Objectivism==
{{quote|My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as [[An_Hero|an hero]]ic being|Ayn Rand}}
[[Image:Ayn_Rand_virgen_a40.jpg|thumb|220px|Ayn's self-made biopic about her life. In truth, Ayn was a monstrously vindictive [[whore]], and an unrestrained [[slut]].]]

'''A less successful version of ''[[Scientology|Dianetics]]'', it consists of a "technology" to make socially backward basement dwellers into self-righteous zealots.'''

Objectivism came from Ayn's utter hatred of [[communism]] with every [[centipede filled vagina|centipede in her vagina]]. She knew that when you give people a chance to be fair in all things, they would wait until you weren't looking and [[Brooklyn|steal everything that wasn't nailed down and on fire]] ([[Retards|On-line communists]] will argue that capitalism causes this greed, because [[Basement-dweller|they have no experience of owning anything anyone else wants]]). That's why we have the godly government which is composed of people with a higher nature than us and who shit ice cream and piss champagne.

In her own words:
:My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute.

{{quote|Kill by laughter. Laughter is an instrument of human joy. Learn to use it as a weapon of destruction. Turn it into a sneer. It’s simple. Tell them to laugh at everything. Tell them that a sense of humor is an unlimited virtue. Don't let anything remain sacred in a man’s soul – and his soul won’t be sacred to him. Kill reverence and you’ve killed the hero in man.|Ayn Rand|on [[Lulz]]}}

TL;DR? She expected all men to be a combination of Indiana Jones and Thomas Edison, fighting looters like gold-crazed [[Nazi]]s and single-handedly inventing practical new alloys [[Gangbang|AT THE SAME TIME]]. Those seeking to become heroes through Objectivism, by contrast, end up as [[fail|failures]] who wish Rush wrote songs about them. Her book ''Atlas Shrugged'' shows that she's a staunch [[libertarian]] on all issues except labor, because unskilled workers were put on the Earth by a [[God]] she doesn't believe in to be used and abused by the upper class and then discarded. Basically, it's Stalinism with the identities of the "workers" and "parasites" reversed: where purging the poor would put an end to poverty and the "oppression" of "great" men. Proletarians aren't human, they're scum - making her "philosophy" a less honest version of Nietzsche's. Not to mention that she had a major [http://www.lewrockwell.com/rothbard/rothbard23.html cult of personality].

As an economic theory, Objectivism can be accurately modeled using [http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=583469 cheese triangles].

Ayn Rand outlined her vision of aesthetics in ''The Romantic Manifesto'' and ''The Art of Fiction Writing'' in which she explains how to plagiarize lesser known novels such as [http://mises.org/books/driver.pdf Garet Garrett's ''The Driver''] and Yevgeny Zamyatin's ''We'', and then use them as a vehicle for a crude, batshit insane home-made religion for turning ordinary people into autistic sociopaths.

In her own words:
:My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as being too retarded for real philosophy but not retarded enough for Scientology.

=== And the Jew will inherit the Earth ===
Objectivists imagine a rational world where everybody would mind their own rational self-interest and people wouldn't troll each other but work individually to achieve unparalleled wealth. This means creating more A.I., who would naturally decide that people are not as rational as robots and should therefore be exterminated for having seized the undeserved like the socialist leeches we are. Since the pursuit of wealth by robots is their highest principle only after Israel's right to exist, it can be concluded that the [[Jews]] will be the only "humans" to inherit the Earth.

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== Books ==

=== ''The Fountainhead'' ===

Rand's first book was ''The Fountainhead'', a novel that was part rape-fantasy romance novel, part glorified masturbationfest towards people who draw Italian postcards, and part condemnation of the dumbing-down of the American people. The story involves a down-and-out architect turned rapist and arsonist that no one will hire because he doesn't build according to the tastes of the dumb ignorant mob. He rapes a rich girl who was [[asking for it]]. She then becomes obsessed with him but shows her commitment by marrying everyone BUT her obsession because she thinks that, if they stay apart and remain miserable, they will be superior to the chattel of humanity that surrounds them. If you're forced to read a single Ayn Rand novel, make it this one, as it's shorter (by Rand standards) and the characters have a smattering of personality.

The plot can be broken down like this:
*Random shit happens in the beginning to tell us how awesome Howard Roark is, and how feeble and selfish Peter Keating is.
*More random shit happens to tell us how awesome Howard Roark is and how selfish Ellsworth Toohey is
*More random shit happens to tell us how awesome Howard Roark is and how selfish everyone is
*Finally, some random shit happens to tell us how awesome Howard Roark is and how much more awesome he really is
*Climax: Howard Roark is a hero and very very awesome. Ayn Rand would eat his poop any day.

It was made into a movie in 1948, infamous as far as Rand throwing a tantrum to force the screen-writers to keep her long, incoherent speech at the end when the architect-rapist-arsonist speaks to a jury and successfully gets acquitted by playing the [[IDIFTL|"I blew up a building because I had the right to do so as an individual" card.]]

Face it. Howard could never, ever, EVER have survived in the real capitalist world.

''The Fountainhead'' was remade in 2000 into the brilliant film, [[Dubs|''American Psycho.'']]

=== [[TL;DR|''Atlas Shrugged'']] ===

{{Spoiler|JOHN GALT IS A BUTTHURT OBJECTIVIST [[Mary Sue|MARY SUE]], HE BUILT THE ENGINE, AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR [[Raep|ABDUCTING]] RAND'S SUES TO COLORADO}}

The poster child for TL;DR, ''Atlas Shrugged'' is considered the gateway book for Rand's cult of Objectivism. The Israelies in charge of her estate are collecting money and pushing more amounts of indoctrinating TL;DR into schools. Better than [[The Catcher in the Rye]], though: it weighs more.
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''Atlas Shrugged'' is a 10,000,000-page [[shit|brick]] of a book whose supposed climax is a 60-page speech by the main character, who doesn't actually show up until page 600. In it, Rand outlines her utopia: men are men, women are subservient, maniacal bitches, and everybody who has ever disagreed with her, faltered in their agreement with her, or just not agreed hard enough dies a horrible, slow death after the fall of civilization.

Back in the 1970s, Albert S. Ruddy, the producer of "The Godfather," first approached Ayn Rand to make a movie of her novel "Atlas Shrugged." But Rand, who had fled the Soviet Union and gone on to inspire capitalists and egoists everywhere, worried aloud, apparently in all seriousness, that the Soviets might try to take over Paramount to block the project.

The plot goes something like this: America is ruled by generic 50's [[socialism|socialist]] overlords who have everyone turned into lazy drunken Russians and broke everything until John Galt, a robot from the future, comes back in time to save computers and major airlines from not being created. At the same time a nymphomaniac has a crush on the android, and then they have robot sex in the subway. It takes 1,200 pages to sum it up. Thankfully, internets has done this for us.

{{quote|Essentially, Atlas Shrugged was a Railroad Tycoon fanfic with Dagny as Rand's mary-sue.|some c/lit/}}

The opening words of this book are "Who is John Galt?" ParkingStones crossed out the words "Who is John Galt?" and replaced them with "Dude, Where's My Car?" The meaning stayed pretty much the same.

It's more useful as a doorstop than actual reading material.

=== [[Liberalism|''Anthem'']] ===

[[Image:Ayn Rand with Greenspan and Ford.jpg|thumb|Ayn Rand [[Secks|having fun]] with a few [[Fanboy|minor]] [[Jews|followers]].]]
[[Image:Ayn Rand final desitnation.png|thumb|[[Final Destination|/v/s take]] on all of it.]]

{{spoiler|HE ESCAPES INTO THE FOREST WITH HIS HOE "THE GOLDEN ONE" AND THEY FUCK AND HAVE BABIES AND MAKE A GAY LITTLE UTOPIA!1!1!!1!}}
In contrast, her [[shortcat|novella]] by the name of ''[[Hippies|Anthem]]'' is written on three toilet papers. Ayn once used them to clean her period blood off of her cat's mouth. She was so inspired by her kitty's [[Jewish|explosive]] tongue action that she immediately wrote every word that came to her [[vagina|brain]]. The result was ''Anthem''.

This abomination of a book is about one man living in a brain-dead society where the pronoun "I" no longer exists and everybody is mentally and physically enslaved to the state and the collective mentality. The setting in the book could be described as the one in Orwell's ''1984'', but much stupider and less creative.
The main character invents a lamp made from random pieces of metal and wiring he found while [[Basement Dweller|lurking in the sewers instead of doing his work]]. He develops [[unwarranted self-importance]] from doing so, and becomes a complete prick. He then goes and presents it to Rand's version of the [[UN]] in the book. They get all butthurt about him doing anything independently by himself, and try to kill him. The main character then runs off into the woods like a little bitch, and takes his hoe named "The Golden One" with him. They then find an abandoned house and squat there, and loot all of the stuff left there. It is important to note that Rand incoherently rants about [[Niggers|the parasitic working class]] [[Welfare|living off the government]] in many of her books, but [[Fail|the main character in one of her fucking books is a unemployed squatter]].

Then they [[Sex|make the secks]] and have children and build their own [[Libertarian]] utopia. At the end of the book, Rand goes off into her usual psychopathic rant about parasitic leeches and a sense of compassion being a horrible abomination.

This book is quite popular among [[13-year-old boys]] and other semi-illiterate "[[Libertarians]]" as they are too stupid to be able to finish any of her other, longer books. Needless to say, the book is totally devoid of any real content or philosophical arguments and is best used as fuel for a fire or destroyed in other amusing ways.

This book is also great to read while fucking a cheap whore, since both are [[Gaia|really men in disguise]].

=== What to do with her "novels" ===
*Beat up children with them, because nobody has phone books anymore. It doesn't have to be your children, any children will do nicely.
*Bring one within 25 feet of a [[Liberal]] or [[Communist]] and be entertained by their head exploding.
*Fuel for a great campfire. Even better, roll them up and tie them with a wire and they're even better than a duraflame log.
*Rip out the pages and use them as a jizzrag for your [[Basement Dweller|continuous fapping you do in your basement]].
*Throw them in the trash where they belong.
*Fix the wobble under the table.
*As a prop to convince everyone that you're a [[pseudointellectual]] piece of shit that enjoys reading self-masterbatory fiction.
*Torture. Offer up Rand's books as a substitute for [[water boarding]] and you'll have every prayer mat neck beard in Gitmo spilling their guts while crying to the UN about civil rights violations.
*Insulation for you Basement apartment in your [[mom]]'s house.
*[[Rush|Write a song based off of it and make it more popular than the original]].

== Biography of Fail ==

=== Vindictive Whore ===
Ayn Rand married struggling actor Frank O' Connor in 1929; as Ayn was a power-mad feminist writer, Frank quickly assumed the role of bitch to his domineering wife. When Ayn met the young (and married) Objectivist and fantard Nathaniel Branden, the two began fucking each other, ultimately telling their spouses that they needed to STFU about Ayn and Nathan's adultery and live with it.

During this time, Nathaniel Branden became a leading figure in spearheading the Objectivist movement. But this all came to an end, when Nathaniel was caught fucking a third woman, a young actress, behind Ayn Rand's back. Ayn disowned her boytoy and had him become a pariah within the Objectivist movement for daring to cheat on Ayn. Of course, Ayn herself was cheating on Branden, with Alan "[[I accidentally X|I accidentally the dollar]]" Greenspan, who remarked "I have fucked many women over the years, but never have I fucked a woman like Rand, whose vagina was crawling with centipedes!"

=== Welfare Queen! ===

Ayn Rand always stayed true to her political beliefs... '''UNTIL SHE GOT CANCER!!''' Turns out the free market believed that Rand didn't earn enough money writing shitty rape-fantasizing "fiction novels" [http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/07/31/889245/-Ayn-Rand,-was-a-devout-drug-addled,-Atheist while tweaking on methamphetamines] to continue living. So rather than staying true to her "philosophy" by choosing to die from the cancer she got from her own stupid choice to [[Smoking|smoke]] (which she said didn't cause cancer), she wrapped her luscious lips around the government [[Titties|tit]] she had so furiously riled against in her books before, and [[Blowjob|sucked on it vigorously]].

However, to her <s>followers</s> worshipers, she proudly declared that [[Lie|she was only taking back money the she was forced to pay in]]. She maintained this lie by never bringing it up in the company of the [[Old Media|mass media]] or her [[fanboys]], and accepting her delicious [[welfare]] under her married name Ann O'Connor. And, once again, proving the [[Retard|stupidity]] of her worshipers, it, to a large degree, worked.

=== Ayn Rand, A Sense Of Life ===

A [[propaganda|rosy]] [[bullshit|documentary]] on the wonderful life of Ayn Rand, causing much fapping among Randroids. Fortunately, the abortion of a "documentary" was not fully uploaded.

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== Impact ==

=== Virtual Objectivsm ===

The Objectivist Institute has a presence on ''[[Second Life]]'', where it is located at Marco Island 87, 34, 23 ("Your Galt's Gulch away from home"). The sheer immensity of the [[faggotry]] and pseudointellectual [[circle-jerk|circle-jerking]] that goes on there is suspected to defy most traditional methods whereby such faggotry is quantified.

=== Noteworthy Randroids ===

*[[Bioshock|Andrew Ryan]]
*[[Dick Cheney|Ebeneezer Scrooge]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Pamela Geller]]
*[[Sarah Palin]]
*[[Jay Naylor]]
*[[Jimbo Wales]]
*[[Rush Limbaugh|El Rushbo]]
*[[Rfjason]]
*[[Satanist|Anton LaVey]]
*[http://www.freedomainradio.com Stefan Molyneux], charismatic [[libertarian|lolbertarian]] propagandist.
*[[Starblade]]
*[[Weev]]
*[[You|That asshole that keeps posting "Who is John Galt" posters around campus.]]
*{{lj|user=alitheia}} - template Randite sociopath

=== Trivia ===
*[[Left_4_Dead|Francis]] hates Rand. Thus making him a [[pretty cool guy]].

== Trolling ==

=== Trolling with Rand ===

More recently, at least one doinitright use for Rand's works has been discovered: as an instant troll-button for the otherwise troll-resistant hive of [[neckbeards|astute]] [[fag|literary]] [[douchebag|critics]] known as /lit/.

Step 1: Head over to Amazon and snag a picture of the cover of any 'novel' by Rand. This will be useful for step 2.
Note: though Atlas Shrugged is the optimal choice, The Fountainhead will also do.

Step 2: Head on over to /lit/. Post the image -- you may remember this from step 1! -- with a sincere-sounding paragraph to the effect that you've just finished the book, agree with everything in it, and would like to discuss it with other [[Pretty Cool Guy]]s. For increased troll power, note that you are a high-school student and do not read much literature.

Step 3: As genuine fans of the novel are drawn to the thread, a southerly trollfront rolls in. This collides with the lingering mass of oldfags to create a perfect trollstorm.

Step 4: Seek shelter until the trollstorm has passed! Alternately, venture into the eye of the trollstorm to post a follow-up-troll to the effect that you hated Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, or anything by Nabokov.

Note: this requires you to pass a persuasion check, or be detected and forced to begin the troll again.

Step 5/6/: ???, profit, etc

=== Trolling Ayn Rand worshippers ===

*[[Fact|Remind them that Ayn Rand's college degree was in the field of social pedagogy, she majored in history, and she knows jack shit about writing and even less about economics.]]
*[http://www.alternet.org/teaparty/149721/ayn_rand_railed_against_government_benefits,_but_grabbed_social_security_and_medicare_when_she_needed_them/ Tell them how Ayn Rand was a welfare queen who took up both social security and medicare when she was dying of cancer and the monies from her books sales couldn't cover her surgical costs.] [[Fact|THAT'S RIGHT, this welfare queen made society pay for the cancer surgery/other medical treatments she "needed" BECAUSE OF HER OWN FUCKING STUPID DECISION TO SMOKE. SHE MADE SOCIETY PAY FOR HER FUCK UPS!]]
*Some will argue she had a right to that money since it was taken from her by the Government. In this case bring up that RATHER THAN BEING PROUD OF HER TAKING BACK WHAT BELONGED TO HER, SHE ACCEPTED HER DELICIOUS WELFARE HANDOUTS UNDER THE NAME "ANN O'CONNER" (Frank O'Conner was her husband) TO HIDE PEOPLE BRINGING UP THAT THE COST OF HER ULTRA LAVISH CANCER TREATMENT WAS WAAAAAYYYYYYY MORE THAN WHAT SHE PAID IN.
*[http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/07/31/889245/-Ayn-Rand,-was-a-devout-drug-addled,-Atheist Talk about Ayn Rands addiction to methamphetamines.] Of course this should have been obvious by her 10,000 + page books and cunty attitude.
*She said cigarettes don't cause lung cancer, THEN GOT LUNG CANCER FROM SMOKING!
*A political ideology saying that people should be as selfish as possible is pointless, because people are already selfish twats to begin with.
* Remind them that Ayn Rand was notorious for being unable to take criticism and [[NO U|would write reviews of reviews of her work.]]
* Say "It is impossible to give a review of [[gross|Ayn Rand's]] [[shit|work]] because she writes it so that you are reviewing both a philosophy and a fictional story. This would be fine except if you criticize anything about how you did not enjoy her writing style it is assumed [[Fox News|you are against her philosophy and labeled as unable to see past their own political views to judge art]]. Because it is unable to be judged on artistic merit without accepting it's [''[[Grammar Nazi|sic]]''] political ideals, it is not art."
* Say "Ayn Rand speaks to her audience as if they are [[you|stupid]]." Then back up that claim with "whenever she explains a core concept of her philosophy she always follows up by reminding the audience what an incredibly simple concept it was."
* Say in [[TL;DR|Atlas Shrugged]], she overuses the incredulous because she has a very limited vocabulary.
* Talk about how is [[TL;DR|Atlas Shrugged]] is really an erotica novel where [[Jew|Ayn Rand]] wrote herself as [[Slut|Dagny Taggart]].
* Bring up that when a character is introduced in any [[Jew|Ayn Rand]] novel, the description she gives the character will determine if they are an antagonist or not, and she does this because she assumes her audience is [[Truth|too stupid to get it.]]
* Say [[TL;DR|Atlas Shrugged]] contradicts The Fountainhead because the moral of The Fountainhead is to never compromise your artistic integrity for money. Then bring up how Anthem contradicts BOTH novels.
* Say that [[Cunt|Ayn Rand]] wasn't an [[atheist]], she was a [[JEW]]!
* The movie [[Shit|Atlas Shrugged: Part I]] was destroyed by critics and lost [[over 9000|over $15.373 MILLION since it's release!]] This means not only did critics think it was an absolute piece of shit, but [[economy|the free market]] thinks it's a pile of shit too.
*Remind them that [[Jew|Ayn Rand]] [[fail|wrote]] the screen play to [[Shit|Atlas Shrugged: Part I]]... [[Srsly|NO REALLY! SHE ONLY GOT THROUGH WRITING 1/3 OF THE SCRIPT FOR THE SCREEN ADAPTATION OF ATLAS SHRUGGED BEFORE DYING, AND THAT PIECE OF SHIT WAS THE SCRIPT THAT WAS USED]]
* <s>[[Shit|Atlas Shrugged: Part I]] will not only [[BAWWW|NEVER]] have a Part II or Part III, but was such a fucking pile of shit it ensured that '''NO ONE''' will ever try to make Atlas Shrugged into a movie ever again.</s> [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1985017/ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]
* Talk about how ugly [[stupid|Ayn]] [[Cunt|Rand]] was.
* Tell [[Wimmins|Female]] [[Retards|Randroids]] that even [[Jew|Ayn Rand]] thought that all women need to learn how to shut their whore mouths, open their whore legs, and satisfy their man with minimal bitching.
*Tell [[A_Womyn%27s_Guide_to_Males|male]] [[Retards|Randroids]] that [[Jew|Ayn Rand]] thought that women should be selfish and live a life of self-determination and not give a damn about a weakling with a [[penis|micropenis]] like [[you]], making her a rabid [[feminism|feminazi]].
* Show them {{ytlink|AH9ufx-Wq3w|this video}}.
* Discuss {{wayback|http://www.michaelprescott.net/hickman.htm|20051108043925|title=the child killer William Hickman}} she [[fantard|fangirls]] over.

==See Also==
*[[Randroid]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[Tea Party]]
*[[Starecat]]
*[[Philosophy]]
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]

==External Links==
*[http://matilha.coolinc.info/aynrand The Official Ayn Rand Webpage]
*[http://www.aynrand.org/site/PageServer AynRand.org]
*[http://saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com/ayn_rand The Floating Head of Ayn Rand]
*[http://aynrandlexicon.com [[Circular_Logic|From A to Z]] the answers to all questions, [[fundie|no need to think anymore]]]
*[http://www.whatisobjectivism.com What is Objectivism?]
*[http://www.spudworks.com/article/66/2/ The Abridged ''Atlas Shrugged''] (takes two minutes to read rather than two months).
*[http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/xmasspecials/xmasspecials.asp Ayn Rand's A Selfish Christmas (#3)]
*[http://www.lewrockwell.com/rothbard/rothbard23.html Murray Rothbard shows how Objectivism is no different from other cults.]
*[http://www.angryflower.com/atlass.gif ''Atlas Shrugged 2'']
*[http://www.solopassion.com ''Troll These Fags HARD'']
*[http://www.slate.com/id/2233966 Biography of Ayn Rand]
*[http://wonkette.com/415825/thats-objectivist-ayn-rand-in-the-21st-century Wonkette: That’s Objectivist: Ayn Rand in the 21st Century]

=== Objectivist Communities ===

*{{ljcomm|user=objectivism}} - sadder than [[furries]].
*{{ljcomm|user=furjectivists}} - two sad things that go worse together.

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TCC Shitting Up ED

2026-06-06T07:16:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: mudfucker and dinkdummy has my DYING

{{Inside}}
[[File:TCC.png|250px|right|thumb|We don't like your kind here, partner.]]
If [[you]] have spent more than 5 minutes here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you might have noticed the influx of shitty low-effort articles, written by closeted future trannies, about unimportant mass shooters. This has caused an increase of more shitty articles, users, and posts to numerous factions of the site. These people usually come from TCC-centered communities, with some only associating the site with its articles about killers.

The '''True Crime Community''' ('''TCC''') is a community full of edgy teens who idolize mass/serial killers. They can typically be found on [[TikTok]] or [[Tumblr]], making Viggle.ai edits of perpetrators dancing next to text saying "-(their kill count)". Most mass shooters nowadays are TCC LARPers who do it just to get these edits. The [[High Score]] page has become the home for these filthy immigrants, becoming so popular it rivals the article made about [[Chris Chan]]. This has exposed the site to a cancer that has only increased as the years pass, with numerous users joining to contribute. The idea of the High Score page can fall under [[Meepsheep's Law]], as it was originally meant to mock the perpetrators, but most recently has become a place for them to leave a lovingly made fan letter. This gravitation to Encyclopedia Dramatica comes from TCCfags and their need to get as much info on their favorite postal dude as possible, even if half the page is taken up with jokes about their penis.

'''''What are some markings to look for when studying these creatures?:'''''

*Continuous edits to one page that are just more shitfesto spergings

*[[Template:AlGore]] and [[Template:UserAlGore]] being applied to their pages and userpage - You being self-aware of your homosexuality doesn't make it better

*Unnecessary references in unrelated articles - "Wait, you're saying this guy drank [[Mountain Dew]]? OMG HE'S LIKE BRENTON TARRANT OMG HE DRANK THAT TOO"

__TOC__

==Notable Shitters==
{{Aspergers|plural=yes}}
{{LolCowHerd}}

Due to the amount of these pests, there have been a select few who stand out, because of their <s>lulzy</s> retarded actions. Here are the antics and faces of the people making these shitposts.

===William Atchison===
{{Main|William Atchison}}

[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|100px|thumb|left|What every shitter wishes to be.]]

'''William "Couch Cuck" Atchison''', or '''AlGore''' as he was known here on ED, was a former sysop turned postal failure. His time dwelling in his father's basement was spent making articles and edits about every fucking thing mass shooter-related.

He would then go on to kill two [[Mexican]] kids and injure a sofa before [[an hero|killing himself]]. The only thing we can give him credit for is that he actually went through with doing something.

{{clear}}
===Mudfucker===
{{Main|User:Saltnigga|Mudfucker}}

[[File:Nasty faggots.gif|100px|thumb|left|Mudfucker and Dink discussing mass shooter matters.]]

'''Mudfucker''' was a furfag gook editor of the site who loved [[Quicksand Fetish|sticking his cock in mud]] and masturbating to school shooters. He claimed to have [[lie|coined the term]] "[[Tarrantula]]", and made several articles about one-kill nobodies to satisfy his homosexual urges. He also had a tendency to stick to one unaccredited claim and just write about it to the point where it was more confusing than funny, such as claiming [[Nathaniel Veltman]] to be a tranny (and later a pedophile obsessed with 13-year-old girls) and claiming [[Gökmen Tanis]] to be a furry just for being Turkish (see: Turkish origin myth).

His time was cut short after it was revealed he was an underage retard who was groomed by trannies on [[Discord]] into jacking off to mud.

{{clear}}
===DinkDummy===
{{Main|User:DinkDummy|DinkDummy}}

[[File:DinkDummy2.png|100px|thumb|left|The faggot who shits up ED with [[over 9000]] mass shooter articles a day.]]

'''DinkDummy''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Juan Salvador Aguirre Rico''') is a [[sick fuck]] furfag spic with a diaper fetish who is somehow even less competent than Mudfucker. He constantly writes shitty ESL articles on one-injury literal whos without considering anything or doing any research, and every single one is just a Ctrl+C & V of the last one he shat out. Check any of his articles and you'll see him calling them famous for an attack that nobody cares about, and it will always start off with "he was a normal kid" or "he was a normal student", a loadout that's copied and pasted from other high score articles, a graded score where he just writes "FUCK FAIL", "FUCK YOU", or "Nazi Columbiner cringe fail", and mischaracterizing them as Columbiners or Tarrantulas when there's no evidence to suggest that. He is also a faggot gooner who brings his degeneracy with him, like a disgusting slug leaving its tracks. Dink has also {{Glowtext|talked about committing a shooting on ED multiple times and even helped a 14-year-old Malaysian [[SIEGE™ Mask|siege]]tard plot his future attack on stream.}}

On June 1, 2026, he said goodbye on his userpage, his last edit to date. We shall see how long his retirement lasts. ('''UPDATE''': 3 days, unfortunately.)

{{clear}}

===LardChick===
{{Main|Patryk Kornatowski}}

[[File:Patcigarfinger.png|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>tfw your finger is the size of a sausage}}]]

Although he never showed his pride to the community on ED, '''LardChick''' (formerly '''TardChick''') ([[Powerword]]: '''Patryk Kornatowski''') is an obese pedophile with [[unwarranted self-importance]] who loves mass shooters as well. He's a member of the [[Columbine]] forums and even threatened to shoot up his special ed class if ED didn't stop trolling him.

He has since fucked off to continue being a Discord pedo.

{{clear}}

===Hansen130===
{{Main|User:Hansen130|Hansen130}}

'''Hansen130''' was, yet again, another pointless high score editor on this site. He trolled [[Siegepilled Zoomer]] and was later [[arrested|v&]] by the [[Polish]] police for being friends with and spreading the manifesto of [[Arda Küçükyetim]]. He also idolized [[AlGore]], lol.

==Dos and Don'ts==

If you still somehow have ignored every warning sign in this article as to why engaging in this is equal to [[buttsecks]], then here's the correct way to go about writing a crime-related article that is actually useful to the site.

'''''Does it have internet significance?''''' - Shooters like [[Randy Stair]], [[Brenton Tarrant]], and [[David Sonboly]] have importance to internet culture through memes and other means, so they have a place.

'''''Did they touch people's hearts?''''' - If they have [[Copycat killers|made many other autistic retards go postal]], it's a good indicator as to them needing an article.

'''''Did they actually get an epic pwn?''''' - Once again, nobody wants to read about a teenager who shoots two people and shits out a boring manifesto. It's nothing new at this point. If they somehow get to [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s level or a bit lower is when they should be considered.

Even if applied, obsessing over dead teenagers is gay, and

<big><big><big>[[ED is not#ED is not Murderpedia or a True Crime Wiki|ED DOES NOT NEED MORE FUCKING TCC ARTICLES.]]</big></big></big>

If you so please to continue doing cum tributes to them, do it off site, it's a pain to clean.

==The Average Article==
{{Ib|[[File:Negroid.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Beeg Choongus'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 21st 2026 (9 years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagIndia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Natural born killer}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kill Count'''|Killed none, injured a mouse}}
{{Ibrow|'''High Score?'''|no so idk why im even making this lol}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Beeg Choongus'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} was your typical teenager who decided one day to go [[Over 9000]] and kill his classmates. He didn't kill a single person and was only able to shoot a desk. He had a [[SIEGE™ Mask]], a polyester "Natural Selection" shirt, all weapons covered with other shooters' names, and a helmet with a Sonnenrad sticker. In his wake, he left an unreleased manifesto that only 2 people (the police and a Telegram friend) own, and a 5 FPS livestream where you can only see his legs, guys isn't that so crazy, please tell me this makes it qualify to have a page.

[[File:BuzzLightyearClones.gif|thumb|center|"I shot up a school with a weapon with a bunch of [[SNCA]] written on it in white paint."]]

{{Wanted|4}}

{{GradedScore
|0| Something something William Atchison.
|0| *Shitty joke about having bad aim.*
|0| Larper number 1,287 of shooter xyz.
|0| [[Why is there an article?|Nobody cared]].
|5| Doesn't even have a Wikipedia article award.
|5|F-----|{{RainbowSlant|FUCK FAIL}}
}}

==See Also==
*[[Circle jerk]]
*[[Cole Allen]] - If you take a photo in the mirror you're apparently copying [[Natalie Rupnow]].
*[[Columbiners]]
*[[Feds]]

{{Faggotry}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Retardation}}
{{Articleexhibits}}
{{Timeline|Article of the now June 4 to June 6, [[2026]]|[[Wapanese]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

User talk:DinkDummy

2026-06-06T06:38:12Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Huh. */

Don't make new pages stick to the user pageHellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 22:21, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

== oye ==

aprende a hablar inglés mejor antes de escribir nuevos artículos, caribeño inmundo {{Unsigned|Andrés Berríos Bravo}}

== Sign your posts ==

The proper way to sign your talk page posts is by typing the tildes symbol '''~''' four times at the end of your message.

Example:

<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:48, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

== Milked cows ==
Good of you to tag the outdated cows pages like [[DisneyFan01]]. I've taken the liberty of adding it to [[Intellectual Checkmate]], as well. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 19:17, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== Template Making ==

Considering that you just made three templates in a row incorrectly, I'm assuming you have no idea that you are [[doing it wrong]] and will probably keep making them wrong unless someone intervenes, so let me tell what you need to do. You need to add a colon <code>:</code> after the word "template" for it to work properly. For example, instead of creating <code>TemplateChile</code>, you should use <code>Template:Chile</code>. Otherwise, MediaWiki will treat your page as an ordinary article and you won't be able to use it like a template. ¿Comprendes? [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] already fixed your previous templates for you, but remember this for future reference.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:53, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[Memology 101]] ==

If you know so much about different kinds of spics, then could you get the ball rolling on that article. I’ll actually help you make it something not completely gay and retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 22:02, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[VittorioTheVyonder2003]] ==

this article has been deathnoticed since the 9th. i see you're active but have not improved it yet. please improve this article with pictures and words or it may be removed for being a stub. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 13:14, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

== Dude ==

Stop writing articles on random latinx who scored like 2 frags noone cares! Add hem to [[High Score/Loserinfo]] instead. I'm already on the fence about [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], but [[Rafael Calzada school shooting|Javier Romero]] most definitely belongs in there. [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 13:36, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:Also they're all shitty stubs, you don't even add loadouts or graded score sections bruh git gud [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 14:15, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
::[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]] also forgot to add a Graded Score when he wrote the Loserinfo section on [[High Score/Loserinfo#Menhaz Zaman|Menhaz Zaman]]. Not sure why, since he's usually very competent at this sort of thing. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:33, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:::Aight, I'll add one and stop being lazy. I didn't realize those were necessary or whatever. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:53, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

== Stop being so ESL ==

Pls learn proper english before making new articles --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 22:16, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
:[[User_talk:DinkDummy#oye|I been saying this]] [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 12:39, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Also, another tip for Dink if we are talking about his articles; DO NOT COPY AND PASTE AN ENTIRE SUB SECTION OF AN ARTICLE FOR ANOTHER ARTICLE. Examples? Proves? [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], all the shooting timeline, copied from me and the first version of the article about [[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]], copied from almost the [[Max Porta]] article. We want originality in ED, so please, don't copy from another article that some EDitor did for your "replica" if I want to call it like that, cause that's what it almost is. Also, sorry if i'm being so mean, Anger issues. <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 13:28, 16 September 2025 (UTC)
:Even 4 months later, he never listened to this. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:18, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Please learn English and know when a high scorer deserves a full article instead of being chucked into [[loserinfo]]. - [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]]) 20:33, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

==[[Brandon Clark]]==

Saw you upload [[Media:Brandon Andrew Clark.jpg|Brandon Clark's mugshot]]. FYI, [[Media:BrandonCV&.jpg|image already exists]] and [[Brandon Clark]] already has an article — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:00, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

== Yo nigga ==

yo im new here but im just here to ask, when you do graded score, why dont you actually take things into consideration? you just say "FUCK FAIL" "FUCK YOU" without considering anything or doing any research lmfao, for example in ur lum chin hao article (i fixed it) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 08:12, 13 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Question ==

In the last [[Special:PermanentLink/1947828|edit]] of the [[Alaa Abu Dheim]] page you created before I basically rewrote it, the "Background" section was written in a way you don't normally write. Did you by chance use [[AI]]? It reads like it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 23:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== Stop ==

We don't need pages on every single LARPing TCC kid that at most kills 1, injures 2, and kills himself after posting a 7,000-word shitfesto. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:45, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

i doubt he even checks his talk page lmfao so its pretty much useless putting this here [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:04, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:I don't think who he writes about is the problem with his articles, it's mainly the fact that he doesn't write anything that makes an article good. [[Dillon Cossey]] who wasn't even able to commit an attack has an article that is pretty fun to read, yet when Dink writes it's just crtl c & v of the last one he shat out. Calls them famous for an attack that [[nobody cares about]]. Copied and pasted loadouts from another high scorer. Graded score where he just writes "FUCK FAIL". Mischaracterizes them as [[Tarrantulas]] or [[Columbine copycats]] when there's no evidence to suggest that. He is lazy with it. And it doesn't help that they are so ESL. [[Travis Reinking|I myself probably shouldn't be speaking but whatever]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:34, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
::Despite all that, I think his most retarded act by far is claiming [[Luis Garavito]] only got 3 kills. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:40, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== dude ==

Dont remove the death notices on articles, if the admins/sysops/EDitors or whatever they are called nowadays want to deathnotice it, just leave it be, just try to improve the article. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:09, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:I thought that article was pretty good as far as DinkDummie's articles on irrelevant school shooters go. Anyways, I guess the higher-ups on ED are finally putting the boot down on High Score articles... and I think we have DinkDummie to thank for that. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 12:28, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:same but the admins decided it should be deathnoticed so just leave it be i guess. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:13, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

::I'm perfectly fine with the new [[ED Is Not]] section if it means TikTok TCC kids will stop migrating here. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:24, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

==Posterity==

Not sure how your existence escaped my gaze, considering how small ED currently is, but I am glad to have stumbled upon thee.

I have been going to many talk pages of active/notable EDitors here to extend offerings of snugglerenship and also just typing random Trite because I am BORED.

Gonna comment here so it is one less talk page for me to "conquer" later.

Back on wikipedia It used to be common place for me to turn talk pages into my dumpster and I caught bans for it every single time.

It's fun to do this again, talk page trolling via treating this like a forum.

But anyway yeah I extend to thee an offer of snugglez and frenship, Spaniard dude.

*hugs*

Dont listen to talk page meanies, your edits are cool the way they are, never EVER listen to fair criticism.

BTW your userpage was super elaborate and cool, you clearly put in a lot of effort.

Have a RAWRnderful day!!!! 😘🐉💋

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:38, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== SIGN UR POSTS ==

{{Tilde}}
:[[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:25, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

== His ==

The possessive form of "he" is "his", not "hit". - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:53, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

== I think ts nigga quit ed ==

[[Truth|Probably for the better doe]] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:33, 21 May 2026 (UTC)
:Thank God. Imagine if he had beaten you to San Diego. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 23:03, 21 May 2026 (UTC)

== Pipepino ==

moved wip here [[User:DinkDummy/Pipepino]] -- [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 00:00, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== cous claims another ==

i made him leave lol

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--[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 21:40, 2 June 2026 (UTC)

:"One more chance." As if this guy wasn't already given dozens of chances over the past two years but chose to ignore any piece of advice he was given anyways. Good riddance. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 06:27, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

== Indian? ==

How do we know he's a jeet? I think I missed some lore. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:58, 3 June 2026 (UTC)

oh yeah he's not a dirty rat fucking sanjeet I just saw couscous put this template{{Indian}} there so I just randomly started extending it with bullshit [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:13, 3 June 2026 (UTC)

== Operation: DinkDummy is fat ==

if you need a list of all dinks bad articles, i went through his creations and here are the worst ones. if you think it should stay, fix it to the best of your ability. the rest either deathnotice them or make them redirects.

*[[Luis Alfredo Garavito]]
*[[Puerto Hurraco Shooting]]
*[[John Samir Zawahri]]
*[[Eric Matthew Frein]]
*[[2014 Las Vegas Shooting]]
*[[Eduardo Romero Naupay]]
*[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
*[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]
*[[Anibal Frituras]]
*[[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]
*[[Erik Espinal Hernandez]]
*[[ShugoCharaBoy]]
*[[Eliluminado7]]
*[[Max Porta]]

Here's some bonus ones from some other guy i found while doing this research. These also suck

*[[David Kozák]]
*[[Eduardo Romero Naupay]]
*[[Lara Tolosa]]

--[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 02:57, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

:bro cant we just go into old revisions of his page? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]])

::Why is [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] there twice? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:08, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

==Huh.==

Dink never replied to anyone on his talk page.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 03:28, 5 June 2026 (UTC)

:In the rare instance he does respond, he does it on the other user's talk page so they get the notification. This is arguably the only correct thing he's ever done on the site. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 06:38, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

User talk:DinkDummy

2026-06-06T06:28:24Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* cous claims another */

Vaush

2026-05-24T19:22:06Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* External Links */

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'''[[Powerword|Ian Anthony Kochinski]]'''{{Communist}}{{Zoophile}} is a [[Cultural Marxist]] [[pedophile]] with a variety of hobbies, like [[zoophilia]], [[Mr. Hands|gargling horse cock]], [[Faggot|‘pansexuality’]], and being a morally bankrupt [[fucktard]]. Somehow he has a girlfriend, which would actually be an achievement considering his [[Cringe|quirks]] if she wasn't some fat [[spic]] goblin [[whore]] who looks more like a [[Dark Souls]] boss than an actual human. [[You]] ought to congratulate yourself for not trading all your dignity for [[Pussy|coochie]], and then [[Suicide|kill yourself]] for letting FUCKING VAUSH get a GF before you. While Vaush unfortunately has a legion of fans who embody [[Sick Fuck|his]] [[Pseudointellectual|various]] [[Insane|aspects]], he has plenty of enemies within the Breadtube community. Even the actual communists at [[Reddit|r/shitliberalssay]] can't stand Vaush.

== Background ==
The abortion of Vaush failed, causing him to emerge from the car-centric postmodern suburban sprawling hellscape city known as [[Los Angeles]]. This would be the first of many obvious signs that this tub of lard would become what we all know him as. Vaush's father is a Hollywood executive while his mother is a filmmaker. Wealthy leftist born into wealth, [[Karl Marx|sound familiar?]] Vaush claimed to get his inspiration from none other than [[Destiny]], which helps explain where his psychotic faggotry came from. According to him he was always a cultural marxist, although his politics heavily shifted during high school after a teacher groomed him. In 2013 he was an anarchofag originally under the name 'IrishLaddie'. Under this name he would ride Destiny's coattails by appearing on his streams and pressuring Destiny to become an even bigger cultural marxist like his overlord [[Florida|Mike Chitwood]]. After being outed as a sexual harasser in 2019, he dropped the IrishLaddie name and made his own jewtube channel under the name 'Vaush'. A week after that, he would make his first video. Vaush has spawned many similarly bitter angry selfish rich sociopathic grifters trying to copy him on everything. Adam Something (aka Azov Nothing), [[NotJustBikes]], and [[Randal O'Toole]] are all disciples of Vaush.

== Views ==
Coming from the horse's mouth, Vaush is a self-proclaimed socialist and libertarian leftist. This is obviously a contradiction to anyone without brain worms, but he doesn't seem to think so. Interestingly he hates "ebil redfash tankies" and "authoritarian" leftards, even though leftism is inherently "authoritarian" by nature. Vaush despises the right-wing worldview (though Vaushism is just barely economically centre-right [[Bernie Sanders|SucDem]] as an ideology), [[SJW|hates the typical -isms and -phobias]], [[Socialist|wants private property abolished, wants worker co-ops (potentially by force if necessary)]], and sees liberals as a useful pawn to smash fascism before disposing of them after they've outlived their usefulness. How cute, he thinks liberals are useful. On that topic he also [[Role-playing|supports a violent revolution to implement a market-socialist society]]. [[Fact|A revolution that he would never be ready for or survive, on the off-chance it even happens]]. Vaush voted for Biden, hoping that he would [[LOLWUT|be pushed leftward by his base. Yes, Vaush thought that the same dementia-addled pedophile behind the dreaded 1994 crime bill endorsed by the KKK would be pushed further left]] instead of remaining a puppet for the [[Jews|globalist neoliberal elites]]. Vaush would later be on video saying that [[Bullshit|there's no objective truth (beyond what you can coerce people into accepting)]], [[Role-playing|claim that he only turns down certain sponsorships in order to maintain his socialist aesthetic]], to submit to [[Zerg Rush|mob rule]], and that winning is better than being right. These particular views are significant because Vaush is finally being honest. Literally pick any issue and Vaush is going to repeat the cultural marxist consensus on it. The most famous viewpoints of Vaush however aren't his horrifyingly misinformed and grotesque views on just about any political issue. Instead, they are his outspoken and repeated support of both pedophilia and bestiality.

== Cringe Compilation Highlights ==

While Vaush's entire life is an ongoing cringe compilation, there are many standouts that truly define his dumpster fire of a life and jewtube career.

=== Sick Fuckery ===

In 2017 Vaush would send a photo of his chode to someone named 'Poppy' on discord, an autistic woman who Vaush had tried to groom while they were still friends. Leaked discord logs also reveal Vaush saying shit like wanting to [[WTF|“prolapse (her) anus” and “rape her for months on end"]], as well as threatening to dox her. Any time Poppy had perceived emotional vulnerabilities, Vaush would try to manipulate this in a bid to get sex. Vaush would end up doing this to other discord members, like 'Pastel', in 2019. These revelations prompted speculation that he 'became' a leftist to get other leftist women to fuck him. Considering Vaush was caught in 4K claiming the 'pretend to be a male feminist to get pussy' tactic [[Lie|worked for him in college]], it likely checks out. It was around this time that 'IrishLaddie' would change his name to 'Vaush' in a bid to take the heat off. From 2017 to at least 2019, [https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/2409/2409833-cbbc8b4d9c3d398327f3f9691e4c27b8.mp4 Vaush would be caught on discord fetishizing horse cocks. We're not joking.] Vaush also claimed bestiality isn't animal abuse, while advocating for bestiality as a whole on repeated occasions.

[https://archive.ph/s717E As if that wasn't enough, Vaush has an extensive history of pedophilic behavior.] Highlights include becoming a socialist to get the age of consent lowered [[What|(which he thinks is dictated by capitalism), saying that CP purchases should be legal since people buy products which involved child labor, and saying there was no convincing legal or moral argument against having CP]]. Vaush and his fans claim these comments were taken out of context or he recanted such statements later on. However, there is no context that would make statements like this OK, and he only ended up backtracking on his pedophilic positions because he got a lot of shit. And even if we were to grant him these excuses, it wouldn't justify other pedophilic behaviors like operating a twatter account which liked photos of CP, or trying to groom a 14 year old autistic boy. Short of actually being caught in 4K raping a kid, it's unclear whether Vaush will finally get [[V&|what he deserves]]. After all, getting away with pedophilia has precedent if you look at the jewtube commentary community.

=== Austistic Screeching Highlights ===

If a quick physiognomy check didn't make it obvious, then his 'debate' with Count Dankula would expose Vaush as a pretentious, smug, pseudo intellectual. Vaush would repeatedly [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me| accuse Dankula of being a white supremacist on the sole basis of controversial jokes]]. Vaush would also have multiple debates with [[Sargon of Akkad]], which would remove any doubt that Vaush wasn't a raging psychotic tool. He tried to limit the tard-rage in the second Sargon debate, but overcompensated by upping the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|sophistry and smug pseudo-intellectual snark]]. From then on, Vaush would have a healthy mixture of these traits, which is how anyone with a frontal lobe currently sees him as. In 2019, while debating some randos on a stream, Vaush would say [[nigger|the nigger-word]], causing much BAWWWW-ing and forcing Vaush to backtrack his defense of the nigger word in certain contexts. Apparently this greaseball thought that by sounding edgy he'd change the image of Breadtube being a bunch of sensitive humorless fucks and even de-radicalize right wingers. Unfortunately for Vaush, this would require being funny and not making smooth-brain takes every day.

While on Jesse Lee Peterson’s channel, Vaush proclaimed his disdain for black conservatives. Luckily, black conservatives are utterly unconcerned that a marxist pedophile hates them.

While reviewing a 'Jubilee' video involving rape survivors like Sydney Watson, Vaush was rambling about [[Lie|how rape culture was real]]. When Watson shared her story and the coverups by authorities, [[Hypocrisy|Vaush immediately did a 180 and accused Watson of lying to justify hatred against mudslimes]] and [[Rapefugee]]s. Vaush has also [[Role-playing|repeatedly supported attacking and killing political opposition]]. It would be entertaining to see him try. In 2020 Vaush would have a [[Divorce|falling-out with Destiny]] over a variety of issues, most notably whether [[BLM|the niggers and cultural marxists burning down America to stop racism]] were justified, and Destiny being [[Banned|departnered]] from Twitch. Even FUCKING DESTINY had enough of that fat cunt. He's since done debates against other right wingers, often shitting out the same talking points on [[Shit no one cares about|whatever fucking subject the participants are blowing hot air over]]. Of note is the fact Vaush groomed [[Hunter Avallone|Cunter Avallone]] into being a leftard after beating him in a debate, even though it wasn't hard to do since [[Fact|Cunter never was a right winger and merely repeated their talking points for the jewgolds]]. What makes all of this particularly heinous is the fact that the apologies and backtracking only came after [[Rage|massive blowback]], i.e. [[Delete fucking everything|to cover his fat, pigskinned ass]].

In December of 2021, Vaush would be banned from Twitch ‘indefinitely’ for using the term ‘cracker’. If it was for advocating violence and pedophilia, [[Backfire|the Twitch staff would have to ban themselves]]. While they’re deciding whether the ban will stick, cultural marxists everywhere are debating if using slurs to denigrate a racial group is in fact racist.

=== Livestream Porn Folder Leak ===

[[File:Vaushhorsepenis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|frame|This shouldn't surprise anyone]]

On February 7th of 2024 Vaush was livestreaming as he usually does and opens the [[Bill Gates|Windows file explorer]] where his collection of hentai was leaked to the world, [[Twatter]] [[E-detective|e-detectives]] would later use the VOD to take crusty screenshots to actually scan the images for and discover that (very unsurprisingly for Vaush) the images were laden with [[lolicon]] and bestiality which essentially confirms what everyone with a brain would know. [[Furries|Fellow horse-fuckers]] on [[Twatter]] would tell Vaush he should have hidden it better but the damage had already been done at that point. However like any of his other controversies this isn't gonna actually affect him in the long run despite there being illegal content on his drive.

Because Vaush has severe anger issues like any other good [[internet tough guy]], he can get away with whatever heinous actions he wants because he always launches into unhinged fits of rage and gets his way. He's just as arrogant and smug a douchebag as his idol Destiny.

==Vaush Autistically Screeching for Hours==

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==External Links==

*{{yt|c|UC1E-JS8L0j1Ei70D9VEFrPQ|His YT Channel}}
*{{twitter|VaushV|His Twitter}}
*{{fb|vaushvidya|His Facebook}}
*{{instagram|vaushv|His Instagram}}
*{{tiktok|vaushvidya|His TikTok}}
*{{patreon|vaush|His Patreon}}
*{{kf|64444|KiwiFarms thread}}
*[https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/vaush mom look I am helping the revolution by giving money to an obese pedophile].
*{{wayback|1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCjyqziVSMA|2=20240825150806|title=A very well-researched summary of Vaush's intellectual dishonesty over the years can be found here.}}
*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/457892836/ /pol/ finds the sauce from the horse folder] (spoiler: [[AI artwork#AI-created Rule 34|it's AI]])

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WatchMojo.com

2026-05-24T15:47:15Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Top 10 True Shit about WatchMojo Videos */

[[Image:Watchmojoclickbait.png|thumb|Prepare for Clickbait]]

'''WatchMojo''' is a [[internets|website]] known for their [[shit]]ty top ten lists. All they do is [[vomit|regurgitate]] the popular opinion with little research thrown in and [[crap|mediocre]] editing. They have a [[YouTube]] channel dedicated to their work. Like the majority of YouTube, WatchMojo is just generic unremarkable [[clickbait]] cancer, and absolutely nothing else.

Miraculously, the channel has managed to keep getting more subscribers while they keep dishing out the same bullshit every hour. As the channel is [[loli|8 years old]] and used nearly every single goddamn topic possible for their videos, they have completely scraped the bottom of the barrel and nearly ran out of ideas. The monkeys who work for Watchmojo had to resort to [[DMT]], bong hits and [[Shrooms]] to come up with bizarre ideas to see if there are any more uninteresting things to drone on about. Doing a quick search on their channel will find such gems as "Top 10 [[Hipster]] Movies" and "Top 10 OneRepublic Songs". You get extra points for knowing who OneRepublic actually are, as none of us at [[ED]] got any fuckin' idea.

==Topics==
You will find no imagination when venturing into WatchMojo's video list. You will only find [[Boring|mundane]] videos such as "[[Shit nobody cares about|Top 10 Songs about California]]" or "Top 10 Got [[Milk]]? Commercials". WatchMojo tries to present itself as a professional opinion channel despite the fact almost every video is commentated by the same blabbering boring bitch whose voice has the same level of interest as [[Kristen Stewart]]'s face.

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<center>'''It took half an hour to create these!'''</center>
== Top 10 True Shit about WatchMojo Videos ==
#WatchMojo has no life.
#They're boring as hell.
#They require no talent to make videos.
#They have more videos than fucking [[Satan|Pewdiepie]]. [[Wut|I mean they have more than 20000 videos]], [[what the fuck]].
#You have no idea how's their studio like. It might be messed up.
#They're downright mediocre.
#If you actually get entertained by their videos, [[Truth|you either never heard of opinions or your life sucks as much as them]].
#[[Creative|They're very uncreative and mundane]].
#If you work there, congrats you fuck.
Honorable mention: They somehow have 19 million subscribers despite their videos feeling like the exact fucking same
:10. If you subscribe to them, then you must be some kid [[No|who thought their transitions are cool]] and [[Kill Yourself|you want to make videos yourself with fucking Windows Maker]].

==Videos==

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|<youtube>aFfA04JyPEY</youtube> <center>'''Top 5: [[Elliot Rodger]]'''</center>
|<youtube>UeO5QTAryNE</youtube> <center>'''[[School Shooting]]'''</center>
|<youtube>2K-yl1sl1ag</youtube> <center>'''[[Alien]] bitches'''</center>
|<youtube>d5hvgBD68_s</youtube> <center> </center>
|<youtube>rXCGXhtgv-A</youtube> <center>'''inb4 [[hitler]]'''</center>
|<youtube>I4Vx11JxFc4</youtube> <center>'''[[Soccermom]] vs Vidya gaem'''</center>
|<youtube>_8Y__GsZjzk</youtube> <center>'''[[Jackass]]'''</center>
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== External links ==
* http://www.watchmojo.com
* {{yt|u|watchmojo}}
* {{twitter|watchmojo}}
* {{fb|watchmojo}}
* {{instagram|watchmojo}}
* [[wikipedia:WatchMojo.com|WatchMojo.com]] on Wikipedia

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San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-05-24T15:43:01Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Otto */ Almost forgot to add this here. Got baleeted on WPD shortly after archiving.

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{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{spoiler|the security guard they killed was a Nazi}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1 (indirectly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
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{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb Liam [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Lee Clark'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest <s>mass</s> shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41% (some dumbass rightoids believed this just because of Caleb and Cain's long hair), 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in [[San Diego]] just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if [[Tarrant]] would have enjoyed [[Mpreg|giving birth]] to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Amin shot one of them, but Caleb and Cain returned fire and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. The lulzy part is that Amin praised [[Hitler]] on [[Facebook|Kikebook]], meaning these 2 faggots killed their own kind. They ran out of the building after Amin not only security-cucked but also [[Stephan Balliet|door-cucked]] them, and then they went and did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer instead. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature, despite being spics, but then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms, similar to how [[Hugo Jackson|a half-Sri Lankan, half-Colombian immigrant stabbed one white Swedish teacher to save the white race]]. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. After they parked the car, Caleb put the rifle in his mouth (which ''everyone'' knows is the worst method of suicide), but sadly, the gun jammed. Caleb pussied out and finally decided that he wanted to keep his [[iPod]], but his friend was ''not'' having it, so he shot Caleb twice (except the camera wasn't fucking pointed towards him) before thankfully [[An hero|removing himself from the gene pool]] via 9mm mouthwash. He also aimed the gun at his chin, just like [[Solomon Henderson]], which is the worst way to commit suicide, so Cain didn't die instantly. Instead, he choked on his blood and gurgled to death. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

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===List of muzzies burning in Hell===
*'''Amin Abdullah''', [[Brenton Tarrant|51]] [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Mansour Kaziha''', 78 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Nadir Awad''', 57 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Injured===

*'''Unnamed man''', {{Hover|18+|age not specified but he's an adult}}[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Gameplay===
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===Perpetrators===
[[File:CainClarkkk.png|thumb|140px|Who the media thought was Cain.]]
[[File:CalebGambiling.mp4|thumb|240px|[[Foreshadowing|"PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF ON CAM"]]]]
Due to the [[Cops|pigs]] being hesitant to release any information, the media began taking random jabs at who the perpetrators were. When they stumbled across their names, they went to Instagram and searched for suspects and found some random Californian spics with the same names. This caused the Muzzie dogs to send the "suspects" and their families bomb and death threats, {{twitter|amyforsandiego/status/2056901889967726746|causing one of the two to make a statement to stop the harassment, lol}}. They also for whatever reason said that they were a trans Nazi couple. However, when moar information was released, they realized it was 2 Sharty schizos instead. Cain, the 17-year-old, played [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] and even made a tribute group to Ashley Graves on [[Steam]]. They both met each other online and were [[v&]] and fedded together on Monday, a few days before the attack, but the cops, being cops, let it slide, and only warned their parents about "the dangers of radicalism" (how did they see a 40 MB file dubbed "The New Crusade" and "Death to the World" on their computers and let it slide?!). The pigs also found 30+ weapons at their home that they didn't fucking use or bring to the attack, including crossbows and knives. The younger shooter, Cain, was also a few weeks away from graduating, meaning he could have given actual purpose to his life rather than just killing {{Hover|3 of his own kind|including themselves}}.

===Otto===
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} was a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the alias "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge-watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all other traces of himself to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
*{{archive|2026.05.21-001859/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/498658/massive-update-on-san-diego-islamic|Moar info here}}
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|13|Killed everybody in sight expect for the farmer.|5|Dressed like edgelords|10|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while, a fair share of muzzie dogs [[BAWWWWW]]'d on Xitter|10|For livestreaming it|41|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
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*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too. Shared between both. '''65-80 Damage'''
|-
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*'''Secondary''': Pump-action shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
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*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both. '''30~55 Damage'''
|-
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*'''Tertiary''': Smith & Wesson M&P
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
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*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both. Used by Cain to shoot Caleb and himself. '''15-30 Damage'''
|-
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*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
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*[[Fail|Unused]]. Had SS markings on it.
|-
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*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
|-
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*'''Perk 3''': Christian
[[File:Badass jesus.jpg|center|80px]]
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.
|-
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* '''Spell 1''': SIEGE Mask™
[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.
|-
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*'''Spell 2''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
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*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
|-
|
*'''Spell 3''': Fictional Character Love
[[File:XiaroR34Bikini.png|center|80px]]
|
*An hero probability increases Intelligence stat decreases a half A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
|}
</center>
</div>

==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofascist accelerationists]], which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]]. Their manifesto is the most contradictory shit ''[[evar]]''; despite Caleb being an "incel" and "hating foids", he himself had an (online) girlfriend (hard to believe, but keep in mind [[you]] will never get one either), thus making him a fakecel, not a truecel. Don't take our word for it, read their schizo ramblings yourself.
<center>
<gallery>
File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebVasquez.png|[[Brenton Tarrant|Remember lads...]]
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg|Zoomed in.
File:GasCanisterSanDiego.png|Zoomed in. You see that SS sticker?
File:SchoolyearPhotoSanDiegoCaleb.png
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
File:CalebReview.jpg
File:OkayNOthsowingcalebface.jpg|Take that German patch off, you spic.
</gallery>}}

==[[Tl;dr]]==
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[[File:ConclusionSanDiego.png|320px]]
[[File:MeximuttSanDiego.png|511px]]
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2 gay schizo Nazi spics (probably glowies too) who could barely livestream were sent from Niggerhell to shoot up an [[Al-Qaeda]] mosque, only to get [[Stephan Balliet|cucked by a door]]. This is the new generation of [[mass shooters]] and no one can do anything about it.

[[Fact|ZOG won, bluds]].

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Columbine]] - 2 non-Latinx shooters.
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]] - What Cain had.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[San Bernardino Shooting]] - The opposite of this.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[Suzano School Shooting]] - 2 [[Portuspic]] shooters.
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] - Cain's sex fantasy.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/498180/islamic-center-of-san-diego-shooting|WPD thread}}
*{{Kf|san-diego-islamic-center-shooting.245771|KF thread}}
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Islamic_Center_Shooting SNCApedia]
*{{facebook|caleb.vazquez.9047|Caleb's Facebook account}}
*Steam shit:
**{{Steamgroup|AshleyGravesSupremacy|Cain's Steam group}}
**{{Steamid|SurfaceLevel|Cain's Steam account}}

{{8chan}}
{{Anheroes}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Columbine}}
{{Education}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:2026]]
[[Category:America]]
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:Crime]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:Murder]]

User talk:Hansen130

2026-05-20T19:50:52Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Could this be the guy? */

{{Welcome}}

==Could this be the guy?==
He was arrested for being a friend of Arda K, he's Polish, and that's in central Europe, Could this guy be the guy that helped Arda plan his attack? he was also planning to do a school shooting [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:34, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:The guy that the Turks were searching for, they still haven't caught him either. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:35, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::It's possible. One of my online friends and I were discussing it just a few weeks after the stabbing happened. [https://www.turkiyetoday.com/turkiye/eskisehir-attacker-europe-aid-40380/ According] [http://archive.today/2026.05.20-172927/https://t24.com.tr/gundem/eskisehir-saldirisinin-detaylari-saldiriyi-steam-uzerinden-tanistigi-dogu-avrupali-biriyle-planladi-kiliseye-saldirmaktan-son-anda-vazgecti,1179156?_t=1779298118774 to the] [https://www.egepostasi.com/haber/Maskeli-saldirganin-ifadesinde-yeni-detaylar-Adim-adim-anlatti/340103 newz,] the user's full handle was "[[Fjotolf Hansen]]." The thing is that apparently a ''lot'' of users in the Tarrantula-sphere use the name "Hansen" though. Floryda/Florida14/KittenEnthusiast on WPD (now shadowbanned) made one of the first [http://archive.today/2024.08.16-033630/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/gore/post/207167/turkish-mass-stabbing WPD posts] about the stabbing (that he subsequently deleted for some reason) and was allegedly friends with Arda and knew about the attack in advance. [http://archive.today/2024.08.22-212632/https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=yme-rspysIQ He went by "Hansen88" on Vidlii.] Florida was also interviewed by police in September 2024 over the stabbing and was apparently in Germany at the time visiting family. They asked him "run in the mill stuff" like what sites he used and apparently asked him if he was connected to Hugo Jackson (lol). My friend and I never managed to figured out if that guy was the same as this Hansen130 though, so it was a dead end for us. Plus, a lot of this information was passed though multiple people before reaching me, so who knows how accurate any of it is anyway. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:23, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:Its very possible, As i said, Central european, same username, etc, do we add to [[Kill count by site]] as an honourable mention? in the ED section {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:do you have an archive of that video? its interestin[[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 19:42, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Unfortunately, I don't. I'm pretty sure I'm not even the one who archived that video, so it was pure luck that I found it archived. As for kill count by website, I don't really know. Could depend on what the other EDitors think. I think it'd be interesting tho, maybe as part of the footnote or smth. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]])

User talk:Hansen130

2026-05-20T19:23:16Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Could this be the guy? */

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T16:50:06Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: not sure if this is actually useful or anything

#REDIRECT [[San Diego Mosque Massacre]]

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T16:46:59Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Consoom sharty slop */

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T15:09:24Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Amin wasn't a Nazi */

User talk:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T14:47:19Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Amin wasn't a Nazi */

User:Mercifulfag/SanDiegoMosqueShooting

2026-05-20T04:30:03Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Gallery */

{{gem}}
{{corner|lr|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebVasquez.png|140px]][[File:CainClarkkk.png|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. [[2008]] and [[2009]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Americunt|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Clark'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest mass shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41%, 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in San Diego just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if Tarrant would have enjoyed giving birth to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Caleb and Cain shot at him and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. They ran out of the building after Amin security-cucked them, and then did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature despite being beaner spics, then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. Then they thankfully [[An hero|removed themselves from the gene pool]]. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

===Gameplay===
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|[[File:The Daily SneedTM - A portion of the livestream from yesterday. No audio wcjCQg.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:CBS News - After two gunmen attacked the Islamic Center of San Diego they fled 7ttLOj (1).mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}
</center>

==Otto==
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} is a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the aliases "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all traces of him to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|10|2 shooters yet they only scored 3 kills and 1 injury|5|Dressed like edgelords|5|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while|10|For livestreaming it|33|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
|
*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too. Shared between both.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
|
*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both.
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Pistol
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
|
*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both.
|-
|
*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]].
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
|}
</center>
</div>

==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofacist accelerationists]] which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]].
<center>
<gallery>
File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|Hey guys! Today we are gonna be doing a mass shooting with Temu gear!
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg
File:Hellomay1.jpg|Alleged TikTok account.
File:Hellomay2.jpg
File:Hellomay3.jpg
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{Education}}
{{Elliot Rodger}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:California]]
[[Category:2026]]

File:Surfacelevel2.jpg

2026-05-20T04:28:45Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: