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Alex Jones

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{{breakingnews|[https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/17/nyregion/alex-jones-sandy-hook.html Alex Jones sent C.P. to the Sandy Hook families!!1]}}
 
[[File:Alex jones banned from "big 3" social media.png|thumb|right|385px|Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...]]
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[[Image:Alex_jones_jerk_off.gif‎|thumb|Typical day in the studio for Mr. Jones]]
'''Alex Jones'''{{Nazi}} is a big cock daddy, millionaire Zionist [[Jew|kike]] lover CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.

Also known as the fatter [[David Icke]], and the antimatter to [[Rush Limbaugh]], Alex Jones describes himself as a "''[[Caveman|paleo]][[conservative]]''" (read: [[paranoid]] [[conspiracy theorist]]) and [[oxymoron|libertarian intellectual]] from [[Texas]]. As the founder of the [[No|highly reliable]] and not at all [[Propaganda|biased]] news site, '''Info Wars''', Jones is widely regarded as a top-tier journalist by the few doomsday preppers and [[rednecks]] who actually take his show seriously and don't watch it just to [[Lulz|laugh at him]]

"''If you don't believe 9/11 was an inside job, it is because you consumed fluoride.''" OR "''If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple.''" - These few quotes are commonly used by Alex Jones and his FOLLOWERS and exemplify the sublime [[logic]] and points of argumentation they implement. If the government had put out end of the world survival tips in response to the [[2012]] doomsday prophecy, and Jones saw them, he would have painted his entire office in semen, instead of his current {{colortext|#CC0099|I <3 Obama}} posters and blood of innocent people who he killed with his private drone, funded by your donations.

Although Alex started his career several decades ago, it took him 20 years to gain a massive following by the middle of the [[2010s]], even being supported and rimmed by then-future president of Dumbfuckistan, [[Donald Trump]]. Alex has been interviewed by several notable puppets of [[old media]], such as Piers Morgan and Megyn Kelly. Alex peddles several bogus products through his Infowars network. If you don't purchase his penis pills or filtration systems, the gay lizard alien frogs will find you.

In August, [[2018]], Jones was finally [[b&]] from [[Social Media]] as [[Facebook|'''F'''acebook]], [[Apple|'''A'''pple]], [[Google|'''G'''oogle]] and [[Shit nobody cares about|'''S'''potify]] all decided to remove him from their platforms following [[liberal]] outrage over Jones' past comments where he had implied that [[American]] [[hero]] '''[[Adam Lanza]]''' was, in fact, a [[fraud]].

== Documentaries ==
[[Image:JonesMegaphone.jpg|thumb|right|220px|After a spending a number of years in an [[Godwin's Law|FEMA Concentration Camp]], Meat Loaf took to political activism to expose the lies of the New World Order.]]
The most notable portion of Jones' longstanding career is the absurd number of documentaries he's made over the years exposing the lies of the [[The Man|government]]. The first big epic title in these [[lie|exposés]] was America: Wake Up or [[Waco]], about the [[FBI]] raid on the [[cult|Branch Davidians]] in 1993.

Average plot summary of an Alex Jones documentary:
* The Branch Davidians were not a cult but a [[Hippy|peace-loving]] religious group. And David Koresh was in [[lie|no way a pedophile]].
* The government is being run by the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy]], who are in turn run by [[Satanist]]s.
* The Masonic Conspiracy funds [[war]]s through [[jew gold|centralized banks]].
* [[Jews did WTC|Israeli intelligence connection to 9/11]] {{youtube|C7hIQ8UM9Y0|(UNDENIABLE PROOF)}}
* The government is creating a North American Union http://www.spp.gov/ as a cover to poison the world population with nano-technology and en[[slave]] the [[human]] race. ([[Seriously]]. Don't believe it? Try [http://www.endgamethemovie.com/ this on for size].)

All of these documentaries are on sale on one of Jones' various websites. All of them cost a small
fortune for the DVD versions, but since people rip them and put them on Google video no one buys them anyway.

==Radio Show==
[[Image:Jonestard.gif|thumb|220px|Alex Jones gives us an idea of what debating on his radio show is like.]]
Like every [[oxymoron|conservative intellectual]] with a computer, Jones is also [[e-fame|famous ]] for having his own [[radio]] show. Most of the time it tends to be a [[circle-jerk]] of [[conspiracy]] theorists and people who call in only to get [[pwnt]] by Jones' [[fanboy]]s.

[[Shit nobody cares about|Other popular topics]] include:
* Celebrity interviews, like [[Shit nobody cares about|that guy who claims to have fucked an alien]] and the editor of the World Weekly News
* Jones getting [[Loose Change]] made into a Hollywood production
* The [[Jews|true faces]] of the New World Order
* The [[Homosexuality|Elite Agenda]]
* [[Barack Obama]] is the anti-christ.
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePLkAm8i2s Gay frogs]

[[Some argue]] that the Muse song "Time is Running Out" is about the [[blowjob]] Jones gave [[gay|Matthew Bellamy]] to get him to appear on the show.
 
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|<center><big>'''Info wars is now a trusted source of erection medicine'''</big></center> 
This is pretty much every Info Wars podcast, 10 minutes of content followed by 5 minutes of self made ads.
The ads are almost always about ways to maintain boners or losing weight, the two things that probably led to Alex's divorce.

==The Internet==

[[Image:Alex_Jones_fan.jpg|thumb|220px|Typical Alex Jones fan.]]
Jones runs [[over 9000|a number]] of websites devoted to his war against the [[Jews|elite]], the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to [[basement dwellers|freethinkers]] of the [[tinfoil hat|eclectic]] variety. Subscribers to Infowars self-identify as [[gullible|Infowarriors]]. Being an Infowarrior is an important task that entails dismantling the [[NWO]] by uncritically accepting all Infowars' output, commenting on their videos, and purchasing Infowars' take on homeopathy. Basically it's a way of [[LARP|LARPing]] a secret agent, rebel, holy warrior and renegade badass all in one role. Though [[conservatives|conservatards]] love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of [[W|George Bush]]'s rampant [[faggotry]], any [[moron]] who actually bothers to read his articles would know that [[YHBT|he's just as bad, if not worse]] than the people he so heroically stands against, because he's actually a [[fail|conservative]]. He's supposedly what's called a [[Dinosaur|"paleoconservative"]], which is supposed to be the opposite of a [[Neocon|neoconservative]]. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a [[Jerry Falwell|televangelist]].

Selling points of an Alex Jones website include:
* Articles about the dangers of [[government]]
* Ads for [[science fiction|critical survivalist literature]] written by [[sockpuppet|ardent Jones supporters]]
* Colloidal silver ([[Wikipedia:Argyria|Argyria ftw!]])
* Trailers for Jones' [[Star Wars|next documentary]]
* Flash ads for the above that eat up your computer's memory until it [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|dies]].
* News about the amero AKA crazy tokens that do not exist

== Typical Alex Jones Radio Shows ==
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==Associative Thinking: How Alex Jones Fools Large Amounts of Internetz-Foolz==

In 2012 some Britfag on Alex Jones' show revealed how the show brainwashes its viewers.
 
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==The NWO Illuminati 666==

For every action, there is a reaction. That is the way the world works. For every fat, loathsome [[Penn_and_Teller|Libertarian]] lurking in his trailer-park "fallout shelter," rabidly ordering "survival seeds" from Jones' sponsors, there is an equally fat, [[Hipsters|community-college grad fag]] "ironically" listening to the radio show, [[tubgirl|incredulously gushing]] in pained exasperation at every single one of Alex's insane assertions.

As such, the only people who actually care enough to vocally and publicly oppose the bellicose Fuck, are knee-jerk [[Keith_olbermann|Olbermann]] [[liberals|fans]]: the same people who thought it "progressive" to elect a nigger president, put a Jew in charge of the banks - and who are more than likely responsible for this very article.

Alex Jones is the definition of [[shit nobody cares about]], and neither should you.

==Alex Jones Does Satire==

Obviously Alex Jones and his fans are a herd of [[lol-cow]]s, but some are surprised to know that Jones actually thinks he can make people laugh INTENTIONALLY! He does this through the use of what he calls "satire", but which is obviously not satire and is just really weird and shows how fucked up in the head Jones really is. His "satire" consists of putting a towel on his head, putting on a high-pitched voice, sitting on a throne next to his [[butt boy]] and shrieking about the [[New World Order]] while he "interviews" himself. ([[Srsly]], see video below).

While it is generally recognized that watching the Alex Jones show is one of the most lulzy things to do with your spare time, watching Jones attempt satire is weird and alienating. Jones' "satire" generates major degrees of [[fail]] and leaves the viewer feeling empty and devoid of vital force.
 
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==The "Joker" Incident==

The "Joker" incident is a well-known [[internets]] happening when Alex Jones finally lost his mind, put on make-up to look like [[why so serious|the Joker]] from the second film in the Batman Dark Knight trilogy, and started raving like a maniac. This incident was so weird, even for Jones, that many people who regularly watch him for the [[lulz]] finally shook their head and turned off his Youtube channel permanently as they knew that Jones could never truly top this incident in terms of pure, in-your-face retardation.
 
 
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Others, however, just claim that the "Joker" incident is simply proof that Alex Jones suffers from chronic brain disease and should be locked in a monkey cage with a bullhorn and hung up in Times Square for everyone who pleases to take a gander. Actually, this wouldn't be much different to the current freak-show that he airs on Youtube six days a week.

==Alex Jones vs Piers Morgan==

When Britfag Piers Morgan tried to have the US government take Jones' guns so that he could personally break into Jones' house and rape his wife and kids, Jones got mighty pissed off. So, he started an online petition to troll the fuck out of Morgan and get him deported. Some said that this was ironic because Jones claims to want smaller government and constitutional rights, but also seems to have wanted the US government to prevent Morgan from exercising free speech. Some even went so far as saying that this shows that Jones and his stupid cult are actually a bunch of fascist creeps in disguise. Nevertheless, Jones soon went on the Piers Morgan show to clear up the confusions. Lulz ensued.
 
<center><big>'''Alex Jones Sits Down to Calmly Debate Piers Morgan'''</big></center> 
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(Actually, the original is just as lulzy and can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpHQDeKEZPA "Jones Chimps Out Big Time on Piers Morgans' Show"]).

==Fat retard gets pwnt on UK TV==

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'''TL;DW:''' 2014 Bilderberg conference held in [[Shithole|Watford]], [[Britain]]; [[Attention whore|Alex Jones]] turns up and shouts in his annoying gravelly voice; gets invited on crappy politics show; totally loses his shit on live TV and rants about how he has "blown wide open" the [[Bullshit|fact]] that the EU is a [[Nazi]] plot; is dismissed in one line delivered by UK's shittiest commentator ("We have an idiot on the programme!").

Although it should be noted that Jones's debating opponent on the show was [[Jew|David Aaronovitch]], a [[elitist|broadsheet]] [[attention whore|columnist]] who was the major cheerleader in Britain for the UK/US [[Lies|motive for invading Iraq]] until it became totally obvious that it was [[lies]], at which point he started claiming it was [[Shit nobody cares about|old news]] and [http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/mehdi-hasan/2010/03/david-aaronovitch-iraq-war we should all move on]. Which makes him a prominent anti-conspiracist who failed to notice one of the biggest [[IRL]] conspiracies in recent years and then tried to cover up his failure.

{{quote|These [[WMD]] claims cannot be wished away in the light of a successful war. If nothing is eventually found, I - as a supporter of the war - will never believe another thing that I am told by our government, or that of the US ever again. And, more to the point, neither will anyone else. Those weapons had better be there somewhere.|[http://www.theguardian.com/g2/story/0,3604,945381,00.html David Aaronovitch, The Guardian, 29 April 2003]}}

And the crowning glory of all this is that Alex Jones was sitting right beside an [[Jew|exposed Zionist propaganda merchant]] for the [[War on Terror]] ...

[[Epic fail|'''... and didn't even notice.''']]

==Genital Grabbing==

One thing that Alex likes talking about a LOT is the idea of the TSA or the cops grabbing your genitals. We say he likes talking about it and he does -- like some weird fixation that he just cannot get away from -- but almost nothing makes him more angry than the idea of having his genitals grabbed, crushed, palpated or squeezed by an authority figure. What experience led to Jones' obsession with authority figures giving his widdle a fiddle, we may never know. But this much is clear: Jones HATES it when "THEY" grab his genitals, his wife's genitals or his children's genitals.

Of course, in order to counterattack the genital gropers of the "THEY" Jones has done quite a bit of research on genital groping techniques which we have compiled in this handy sixty second video compilation which [[you]] can use to ensure that your genitals are not squeezed. (Or, if you're a cop or a TSA agent in training you can use it as an instructional video or whatever).
 
<center><big>'''Genital Squeezing Techniques'''</big></center> 
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==Prank Calls With Alex Jones==

Some geniuses on Youtube have realized that using an Alex Jones soundboard to prank phone call people is one of the lulziest acts imaginable. If anyone else out there feels like doing this we'd encourage them to use moar conspiracy theory rants about fluoride in the water. One particularly funny prank would be to cherry-pick some of Jones' craziest bits and call a psychiatrist and then post it on Youtube and put it on this [[ED]] page for others to lol at.

<center><big>'''Prank Phone Calls With Alex Emerick Jones'''</big></center> 
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==Alex loses his Children to "FEMA"==

As of this year, Alex Jones has lost custody of his children in a recent court ruling.
His ex wife testified against him, complaining about gay frogs and different celebrities, congressmen, & senators he threatened on air.
Of course our heavy set water filter salesman came with his A game and claimed to have "eaten too much chili" to respond to questions.
This genius tactic almost won him the day, but lame stream media seemed to focus on some unsavory details listed below.
 
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|'''Testimony from Jones' March 4 deposition revealed that he was unable to recall the names of his children's teachers [[Wut|after eating a big bowl of chili.]] He admitted to [[Lies|occasionally]] smoking [[marijuana]] — nearly yearly — “to monitor [[Reptoids|its strength,]] which is how law enforcement does it.'''|
|'''And in typical Jonesian fashion, he told the court he tested the drug because he believes it is now too strong, thanks to [[Jew|billionaire and political donor]] [[George Soros|George Soros,]] who he claimed in court has [[Hypocrite|“brain-damaged a lot of people."]]'''|[https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/jones-trial-verdict Alex Jones admits he is brain-damaged]
|'''At [[Arbcom|a recent pretrial hearing,]] attorney Randall Wilhite told [[Ed Lolington|state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo]] that using Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in [[Batman|“Batman.”]]'''
'''“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a [[Scam|performance artist.”]]'''|
|'''But in emotional testimony at the hearing, Kelly Jones, who is seeking to gain [[Unlimited disposable income|sole or joint custody of her three children]] with Alex Jones, portrayed the volcanic public figure as [[Insane|the real Alex Jones.]]'''|
|'''[[No shit|“He’s not a stable person,”]] she said of the man with whom her [[13 year old boy|14-year-old son]] and [[Loli|9- and 12-year-old daughters]] have lived since her 2015 divorce. “He says he wants to break [[SNL|Alec Baldwin’s]] neck. [[Win|He wants J-Lo to get raped.]]'''|
|'''“I’m concerned that he is engaged in [[IRL Troll|felonious behavior,]] threatening a [[Bureaucratic fuck|member of Congress,”]] she said. “He broadcasts from home. The children are there, watching him broadcast.”'''|[http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/ sauce]}}
Oh and some news shill sat in on the court event and snitched on Alex's private moments. The actual cause of his divorce was him fucking Lee Ann McAdoo...some intern on his show who handed him the [[Bill Clinton]] [[rape]] shirt to give as a present to [[Cenk Uygur]]. Lol...
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==Alex Jones gets removed from YouTube==

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Ricky under the name "Gary" calls up Inforwars and attempts to fuck with them after getting Jones removed from Jewtube.
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==Alex Jones & #SandyLootCrew Trolls==

While Superstorm Sandy ripped through the East Coast of the U.S. in October 2012; Alex Jones took the time to fall for the trolling of the [[Sandy Loot Crew]]

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==Alex Jones' Goregasms==

If you watch Alex Jones very closely you'll soon notice that his job is actually to lock himself in his studio, turn on his multiple cameras and spend the next sixty minutes getting his rocks off. You see, Jones doesn't actually get off on the stuff that most people get off on. And no, he doesn't get off on [[furry]] [[pr0n]] either. Instead he gets off on talking about really sick shit. So, in a way Jones is a bit like the good people on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] except the difference is that Jones is crazy enough to concoct conspiracies about how he thinks his sick death fantasies will manifest themselves on the streets of [[amerikkka]].

The other difference is that while a good, half-socialized [[EDiot]] will log into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and hide behind a username while they mind-spunk all the sick shit they repress in day-to-day life onto the screen, Jones sits inside a studio and gets paid to goregasm out his mouth day-in day-out. So, Jones is actually sort of like a paid version of one of those rogue masturbators that you "accidentally" stumble upon on [[Chatroulette]]. And like the masturbators some of the thrill for Jones is the idea of being watched squeeze every last drop of happy-syrup out of his mental love-wand. So, next time you hear Jones go into gory detail about sick shit or [[death]] or being groped by the TSA or whatever, take a close look at his pants and see if anyone pops up to say hello.
 
<center><big>'''Straightforward Selection of Alex Jones Conspiracy Goregasms'''</big></center> 
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==Alex v. Sandy Hook==
In 2012, probably because he hates the name Sandy (after getting clowned by the Sandy Loot Crew earlier the same year), AJ took his Aspergers to super saiyan level and pissed on the dead corpses of several murdered children by claiming that their shooting massacre was a hoax put on by the [[Liberal media|mainstream media]] and [[Gun control|gun-control]] advocates.

It’s still unclear whether or not Jones was proving his delusional insanity, or if he was working on earning the Nobel prize for trolling. To everyone’s complete surprise the parents of the dead children we’re pissed about his actions and sued his fat ass. After years in court they managed to [https://www.reuters.com/article/us-texas-lawsuit-alex-jones/infowars-founder-who-claimed-sandy-hook-shooting-was-a-hoax-ordered-to-pay-100000-idUSKBN1YZ1BB squeeze out a measly $126,000] from Jones’ rosacea covered balls. This was meant to cover court costs and pay for the emotional damage the parents endured for having to be near Alex Jones’ liquor soaked ass for more than five minutes.

==Jesus Tells Alex to Destroy Joe Rogen==
Joe Rogen and Alex Jones had been butt fucking each other since the late 90s. This came as no surprise to anyone since Joe was known for having incredibly low standards when it came to friends. His radio “show” frequently has batshit insane retards as guests, including everyone’s favorite batshit insane retard; Alex Jones. They would talk about everything from the weather to “interdimensional child molesters.” BUT THEN...

Jones, having been kicked off every platform he could get his fat, greasy hands on, (even [https://techcrunch.com/2018/08/06/now-even-youporn-has-banned-alex-jones-but-hes-still-on-twitter/ YouPorn gave him the boot]), finally got kicked off of [[Twitter]] as well. AJ proceeded to cry like a bitch in response; blah blah conspiracy blah blah truth censorship. But the real salt in the wound was when Alex found out that his gay lover, Joe Rogen, didn’t have his back and even invited Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey onto his show so that he could blow him. AJ was crushed, and shortly after he received his instructions from [[Jesus|Jeebus]] to take his former lover out.

{{quote|Jesus told me to destroy Joe Rogen|Alex Jones pining over his ex boyfriend.}}

Joe came to his senses after realizing that sex with Jack Dorsey was nothing compared to the hot passion filled nights that he had shared with AJ’s corpulent physique. He apologized and later [https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2019/02/28/alex-jones-and-joe-rogan-made-peace-with-a-bizarre-podcast/ welcomed AJ back] onto his show, and back into his bed.

{{quote|My apologies… if you were hurt that I occasionally poke fun at you. I have to. You’re hilarious.|Joe Rogen said this on one knee over a candlelit dinner.}}

==Alex The Cannibal==
During the [[coronavirus]] fiasco, Alex decided to [https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/g5xzej/increasingly-desperate-alex-jones-says-he-will-kill-and-eat-his-neighbors handle the situation] with his usual level of class and sophistication...

{{quote|I’ll admit it ... I’m literally looking at my neighbors now going ‘Am I ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up?,' and you know what, I’m ready. You think I like sizing up my neighbor, how I’m gonna haul him up by a chain? Chop his ass up? I’ll do it. My children aren’t going hungry.|Alex Jones at his finest}}

Now we can only hope that his next overpriced “survival product” will be soylent green.

This somehow managed to [https://www.forbes.com/sites/sethcohen/2020/05/02/please-dont-eat-your-neighbor--why-what-alex-jones-just-said-is-so-dangerous/ frighten] those who forgot that AJ is about as scary as a as a jewish penis. It also reminded us how much it must suck being his children. But not to worry, folks; his last remaining fan, while definitely unstable, knows they couldn’t stop eating Dave’s Triples and Hot Pockets long enough to get hungry for human flesh, let alone roll out of their Hercules office chair with hopes of completing any physical feat beyond resetting their modem or answering the door for their Grub Hub delivery.

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==Video==

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{{squote|Listen to him for events going on, but never forget he is NWO...anyone got a bloodline on him??|Kimberly suspects Alex is part of the NWO.}}
{{squote|Anyone worth their mettle in the insider circles of alternative media KNOWS that AJ is a zionist shill. His wife is Jewish, he always rants about the Killuminati, he disrupts and stirs CONTROLLED opposition and he - from very early on - was exposed to be a fraud and fear mongerer by none other than William Cooper who was shot for speaking the truth about 9/11.

His bu$inse$$ is selling and creating fear and unrest by walking into protests and yelling through his stupid (not that he needs it) loud speaker. His handlers are BIG money (Adnan Kashoggi), and he's a crypto Jew covering IsraHELL's backside wherever possible. Jeff Rense who is A LOT more together and who does a better job at telling it like it is and has no need to scream his listeners' ears off, has posted an open letter re the infamous Alex Jone$.|K-h exposes Alex Jones once and for all.}}

==Trolling Jones [[13_year_old_boy|Fans]]==
* Show them this article.
* Tell them that the world as it is kind of sucks and a New World Order sounds dandy!
* Inform them that Alex Jones is actually a member of the [[Illuminati]] misdirecting them with fear into leading the lives of [[basement dwellers]].
* Tell them you voted for [[Barack Hussein Obama]] because of his charming smile. Be sure to be wearing some sort of helmet.
* Add a link to [[wikipedia:Tin foil hat|Tin Foil Hat]] to the '''See Also''' section of his [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alex_Jones_%28radio%29&action=edit&section=8 TOW article]. When one of his [[Faggots|fan boys]] reverts your edit, add it again. (The link isn't to the right place)
* Show them [http://conspiracyscience.com/articles/alex-jones/ the Conspiracy Science articles] debunking his movies.
* Inform them that [[Ron Paul]] <strike>has</strike> had as much of a chance winning the election as a paper dog has chasing an asbestos [[cat]] through [[hell]].
* Mock their beliefs by telling them that you're a member of the [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy|Illuminati]] or that [[Ron Paul]] is really a space lizard.
* Ask them why they [http://www.prisonplanet.com/archives/vaccines/index.htm don't get vaccinations] or [http://www.infowars.com/articles/science/fluoride_study_finds_horror_stories_factual.htm use anything containing fluoride].
* Inform them that [[JEWS DID WTC]].
* Tell them that you think Glen Beck is really on the ball with his [[Shit Nobody Cares About|anti new world order stuff]]
* [http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread458959/pg1 Post here].
* Tell them that Alex Jones is actually a shill for the Jews. [[Facepalm|People actually believe this.]]
* Inform them that it was actually the Jews who were behind 9/11
* Tell them Alex Jones is a false flag conspiracy theorists working for the Jews ([[Facepalm|some people actually believe this]])
* Tell them the Rothchilds and George Soros are not the reason for their virginity
* Tell them that [[Ron Paul]] spent years working for FEMA
* Tell them that the "Paul twins" (Ron and Rand) are part of a NWO clone program and that [[David Icke|both are half-lizard]]
* Tell them that the Federal Reserve is a public body and then when they insist that its private ask them why they turn 100% of their profits over to the US Treasury/government every year -- after all, no private corporation would simply give 100% of their profits to the government!
* Tell them that Alex Jones is really [[Bill Hicks]]

===Parking Lot Story===

A source of lulz for the last three years, the '''Alex Jones' Parking Lot Story''' is infamous amongst Jones' cult followers, independent free-press, and Alex's detractors, alike.

While the reality of the story is up for debate, it is not unreasonable to assume that Alex - [[Singing_Shark|a loudmouth fuck who picks fights with relative strangers]] - started the fight, and then lost it, accordingly. (An example of his reasoning skills can be heard daily on his radio program, [[ad_hominem|where he debates]] with callers who disagree.)

The story goes: Alex and company, including his father, Bob, were having dinner at some restaurant. At another table was a RL troll named [[trollface|Steve]]. Alex recognized the man's voice (as Steve routinely called various radio shows in the Austin area to prank them; favouring Alex's show.) Approaching the man, Alex began to curse at and threaten Steve. Alex, acting big, stated he was going to whip the troll's ass. Steve stepped up and double dawg dared him to step outside...

At first, Alex wavered. But, having a huge ego and a tough guy image to keep up, (and realizing that even if he lost the fight, he could always lie later-on,) Alex went outside to confront Steve.

In the parking lot, Alex was hesitant to fight, but Steve kept at him.
In true nigger fashion, Alex threatened to pull his piece on Steve, who RL trolled Alex even more by calling him a "pussy;" stating, to the extent, that "only pussies bring a gun to a fist-fight, you jarhead pussy."

Alex, according to eye-witness reports, ran to his truck, fumbling for his gun, which he apparently slipped into some pocket. Then, with a hand in that pocket, advanced on Steve - who, after a few steps backwards, triple-dawg dared Alex to, "shoot me already, you jarhead bitch." Then popped Alex in the face, dropping him like a faggot.

Alex cried for dad, ordering one of his dinner guests to, "[[forced_meme|Get Bob!!]]"

While Alex's cohort ran indoors to fetch daddy, Alex got back up and [[AIDS|spat blood in Steve's face]]. Steve reacted accordingly, and punched Alex again, dropping him.

[[tldr|Long story short]]: Before fleeing the restaurant parking lot, Alex told Steve that he had [[facepalm|powerful relatives in the FBI]], and reported to them Steve's [now defunct] bookstore as a terrorist front, and [[brad Dayley|Steve, as a pedo, with large cache of CP]]
.
The fed, in true Illuminati fashion, found Steve not guilty of anything.

Alex, remembering his revelation at dinner the night before, went on-air and claimed that he was jumped by 4-5 knife-wielding assailants (despite not receiving even one cut during his heroic struggle.) They hated freedom, loved to oppresses patriots, and wanted him dead. But, Alex told, he valiantly fought them off with only his bare fists, because he wasn't going to lay down - he wasn't afraid!

To this day, Alex fights to have this story [[Final_solution|removed from the Internets forever]].

===Critical Questions for the Alex Jones Fan===
* If Alex Jones is [[USI|the lone whistle-blower on the planet]] who can expose this [[Francis E. Dec|global megaconspiracy]], then why don't the [[Jews|illuminati]] simply [[Princess Diana|rub him out in a staged car-crash]] or have him [[JFK|gunned down in broad daylight by a communist patsy]]?
* If Alex Jones' documentaries and books are full of the vital critical information needed to stop the [[Jew|New]] World Order, why does he still charge money for them?
* How can a [[Furluminati|world-controlling organization]] be stopped by the very system of government it invented? ...oh wait. It CAN'T.
* If fire can't melt steel, then why did [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18380884 this] happen?
* If heat can't make metal weaker, then why do blacksmiths put shit into fire before hitting it with a hammer?
* Also, isn't steel ''made'' by melting stuff?
* See if they can define [[Neocon|Paleocon]] in their own words without using anything they learned from Alex Jones or [[Wikipedia]], or see if they can use it in an accurate and non-sensationalistic manner.
* Ask them if they can explain why Jones stated the firefighters were involved in [[9/11]] on his radio show and web site, but when he was questioned about it later he denied he ever said anything like that[http://wtc7lies.googlepages.com/alexjonesvilifiesthefdnyandlarrysilverst].
* Ask them why [[Sellout|Alex Jones]] sucks off [[Scam|homeopathy]] faggots [http://rosemaryjacobs.com/rose1.html hocking colloidal silver], if he cares so much for his [[Money|country]]?
* If Bohemian Grove is a [[homosexual]] hang-out what was Alex Jones [[blowjob|doing]] [[rimjob|there]] in the first place?
* How much did you weigh before you got into conspiracy theories?
* Why does [http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_14?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=the+illuminati&sprefix=the+illuminati everyone] seem to know everything about these "secret" societies?
* Why not move to an area with [[Haiti|no government influence]]?
* Would Alex Jones push me?
* Does Alex Jones bathe in his mega-expensive filtered water as well as drink it, since fluoride can be absorbed through the skin?
* Does Alex Jones even bathe, or is he hosed down by psychiatric staff once a week?

==See Also==
* [[Ron Paul]]
* [[David Icke]]
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]
* [[Survivalist]]
* [[Deus Ex]]
* [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy]]
* [[Avery Chicoine]]
* [[Loose Change]]
* [[Zeitgeist - The Movie]]
* [[Truther]]
* [[Sherry Shriner]]
* [[Coast to Coast AM]]
* [[Xee-A Twelve]]
* [[Austin]]
* [[Birther]]
* [[Above Top Secret]]
* [[Alvin Greene]]

==External Links==
===Official Shit===

* [http://www.infowars.com/ INFOWARS DOT COM]
* [https://banned.video BANNED DOT VIDEO!]
* [http://www.prisonplanet.com Prison Planet]
* {{bitchute|infowars}}
* {{gab|realalexjones}}
* [https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones Official twitter account of Alex Jones] <s>PERMABANNED</s> NVM ITS BACK
* [http://www.myspace.com/alex_infowarrior Stop the New World Order! Through MySpace!]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel Fighting for your freedom on Jewtube.]</s> PERMABANNED
* [https://www.real.video/channel/infowarsnetwork Alex Jones real.video channel]

===Loony Articles===
* [http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/mall_gunman_another_shooter_history_anti_depressant_use.htm Antidepressants Cause Murder!]
* [http://www.prisonplanet.com/Pages/300504_six_year_old_boy_wants_to_kill.html Homosexuals Cause Suicide!]
* [http://www.infowars.com/resources.html 9/11 Causes Abuse of the Bold Tag!]
* [http://www.thebestfanpageintheuniverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2451 Maddox' fans insist he call in to Jones' radio show to get PWNT]
* [http://conspiracyscience.com/articles/alex-jones/ Alex Jones and his shit movies get pwned]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZQo_WpN-s A powerhouse kickass show with conspiracy superstars Webster Griffin Tarpley and Texe Mars -- it's off the charts!]

===Truth===
* {{ytlink|I7siWJ86g40|Alex Jones' Sandy Hook lawsuit deposition (part 1)}} {{waybackvid|AlexJonesSandyHookVideoDepositionPartI|(Archived)}}
* {{ytlink|XES-AydpIoc|Alex Jones' Sandy Hook lawsuit deposition (part 2)}} {{waybackvid|AlexJonesSandyHookVideoDepositionPartII|(Archived)}}
* [http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=387 Is Alex Jones A Zionist Shill?..Controversy Swirls]
* [http://rense.com/general89/whoisthisman.htm ALEX JONES IS A ZIONIST SHILL!!!]
* [https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1033272281685000193 Alex Jones accidentally reveals his lust for dickgirls] (Archived: {{archive|1O7AE|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1033272281685000193|title=2}})
* [https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/17/nyregion/alex-jones-sandy-hook.html That time Alex Jones allegedly emailed CP to the Sandy Hook families who were already suing him for $50m] (Archived: {{archive|lDzZ6|1}} {{wayback|https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/17/nyregion/alex-jones-sandy-hook.html|title=2}})
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Internet2#Alex_Jones.27_Opinion_on_Internet2 Opinion on Internet2] - Lulzy discussion at [[TOW]] where it's particularly obvious he doesn't even know what it is he has an opinion on.
* [http://alexjonesexposed.blogspot.com/ The Truth is out there! Wake up!]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHcMiT7HrU David Duke vs Alex Jones] Former KKK Grand Wizard pwns Alex in a debate. Alex then [[DELET THIS|deleted]] the video

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2026-04-24T02:37:19Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: https://x.com/RealKellyJones/status/1256343583755587584

== Summary ==
https://x.com/RealKellyJones/status/1256343583755587584

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-23T23:01:30Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Wtf happened to this guy */

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-23T20:00:42Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Wtf happened to this guy */

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-23T19:56:04Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Wtf happened to this guy */

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2026-04-23T19:53:26Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-23T19:46:04Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Wtf happened to this guy */ new section

EDF6

2026-04-23T18:22:00Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: "edf funny moments"

{{stub}}
''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].'' 

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'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or {{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online|20240430024627|title=EDF6}}, temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is (IS? HAR! MORE LIKE "WAS"!) approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]!

==History==
{{main|EDF2}}
[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]]
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until early 2018, when the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.

And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.

Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger.

In early May 2020, [https://web.archive.org/web/20210728201813/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.

'''''TL;DR:'''''
[[fail|If Aediot went with Xenforo]], then encyclopediadramatica.online, (the website on which this ED article was written,) wouldn't have existed, and you would be using Aediot's wiki (implying he'd have managed to keep it up during that timeline, which was hard for him to do).

==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order==
# EDF 1 - Original Gangster Edition
# EDF 2 - Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
# EDF 2.9 - Serbian Expansion
# EDF 2.99 - Jailhouse Rock Edition
# EDF 5 - PHPBB Abortion
# EDF 6 - Return of the Lulz
# [https://forums.edramatica.com/ EDF 7 - The Lulz Awakens (the current shithole forums.)]

==Gallery==
{{cg|EDF6 Gallery|EDF6Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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File:EDF6 GeorgeSoros Thread.png|[[Typical]] [[Edgelord|GeorgeSoros]] thread.
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File:Viril Party Hard.gif|The best day on the forum.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:EDF Gold Account.png|To view this image, you must buy an [[4chan Gold Account|EDF Gold Account]].
File:EDF6 Bingo.png
File:Chad polishprince vs foid baka.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20231005142044/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/i-took-the-polish-princes-ops.6856/ Baka getting rekt by PolishPrince]
File:Edf club q.png|EDF's reaction to [[Joclings]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|shooting up a gay nightclub]]
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File:Lulziez edf thread.png|[[User:Lulziez|Lulziez]] joins EDF
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</gallery>
}}

==Some interesting threads==
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/|20210731095708|title=Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/|20230328161228|title=An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/|20230314205514|title=Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/|20230314205537|title=Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/goddamnit-wil-aka-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-ed-2-autistic-boogaloo.3073/|20230328161228|title=Slapfight between .wil and UMK}}
*{{wayback|forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads*|title=All other archived threads}}

==See also==
*[[EDF1]] - The græt progenitor.
*[[EDF2]] - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
*[[Kiwifarms]] - Gay and boring EDF wannabe

{{Edforumseries}}

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2026-04-23T18:14:33Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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2026-04-23T18:14:22Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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2026-04-23T18:13:28Z

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2026-04-23T18:12:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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2026-04-23T18:11:56Z

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2026-04-23T18:10:37Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

EDF6

2026-04-23T17:49:50Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: archives

{{stub}}
''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].'' 

[[File:edfhm.png|center|800px]]

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or {{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online|20240430024627|title=EDF6}}, temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is (IS? HAR! MORE LIKE "WAS"!) approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]!

==History==
{{main|EDF2}}
[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]]
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until early 2018, when the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.

And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.

Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger.

In early May 2020, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.

'''''TL;DR:'''''
[[fail|If Aediot went with Xenforo]], then encyclopediadramatica.online, (the website on which this ED article was written,) wouldn't have existed, and you would be using Aediot's wiki (implying he'd have managed to keep it up during that timeline, which was hard for him to do).

==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order==
# EDF 1 - Original Gangster Edition
# EDF 2 - Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
# EDF 2.9 - Serbian Expansion
# EDF 2.99 - Jailhouse Rock Edition
# EDF 5 - PHPBB Abortion
# EDF 6 - Return of the Lulz
# [https://forums.edramatica.com/ EDF 7 - The Lulz Awakens (the current shithole forums.)]

==Gallery==
{{cg|EDF6 Gallery|EDF6Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Edf divorce.png
File:EDF6 GeorgeSoros Thread.png|[[Typical]] [[Edgelord|GeorgeSoros]] thread.
File:edf-dick-pills.gif|Posting on EDF6 is guaranteed to make your [[dick]] bigger!
File:EDF6 We Know Autism.png
File:Viril Party Hard.gif|The best day on the forum.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:EDF Gold Account.png|To view this image, you must buy an [[4chan Gold Account|EDF Gold Account]].
File:EDF6 Bingo.png
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==Some interesting threads==
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/|20210731095708|title=Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/|20230328161228|title=An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/|20230314205514|title=Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/|20230314205537|title=Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!}}
*{{wayback|https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/goddamnit-wil-aka-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-ed-2-autistic-boogaloo.3073/|20230328161228|title=Slapfight between .wil and UMK}}
*{{wayback|forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads*|title=All other archived threads}}

==See also==
*[[EDF1]] - The græt progenitor.
*[[EDF2]] - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
*[[Kiwifarms]] - Gay and boring EDF wannabe

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William Atchison

2026-04-23T16:21:28Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Galleries */

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''Note: this is an article about a former [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:AlGore|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit his gravesite or try reaching him with a [[Ouija Board]]'' 
''"AlGore" redirects here. For the politician, see [[Al Gore]].''
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{{an hero|[[File:William Atchison Corpse POV 2.png|200px|link=]]}} 
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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
 
<center><big><big><big>'''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown '''</big></big></big></center> 
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|270px]] ''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, [[1990s|1996]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, [[2017]] (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison'''{{Columbiner}} (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''Lance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|thumb|center|Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.]]

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==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

==Almost [[V&]]==
A frequent visitor to [[Steam]] game discussions, our boy [[cock|Willy]] was first investigated by the feds, both local police and [[FBI]], back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody [[Lulz|reported his profile to fuck with him]]. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].

==Ali David Sonboly==
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]

==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
 
The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].

{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}

[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]

[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].

==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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*'''Primary''': Glock 19 Gen 4
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*Perfect camouflaged container for hiding [[Gun|handheld rapist]].
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*'''Spell''': [[ED|Æ]]
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*Hundreds of hours editing & reading ''[[School Shooting]]'' articles.
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==Online presence==
[[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
[[File:Bill Signed Columbine Book.png|thumb|[[Irony|To Bill Atchison:]] [[FuckYou|Thank you]] for your [[Stalking|kind work]] about me and my family, and thanks for your [[Obsession|interest]] in the story of Daniel & my journey. -[[Columbine#Fatalities|Tom Mauser]], [[Columbine|4-20]]-14]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20100310014844/https://www.youtube.com/user/TheOrangeBlock Archive of what it looked like back when it had content.])
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. (Removed) {{Wayback|https://phantommastah.blogspot.com/|20170417203516}}
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* {{twitter|JasonTowick|JasonTowick}} - Twitter account
* {{Wikilink|Special:Contributions/Eldigato|Eldigato}} - Wikipedia account
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato Minecraft Forum account] (Archived: {{archive|nu0Nq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds account] (Archived: {{archive|KHV7F|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/|title=2}})
* [https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/48554114 eldigato] - Find A Grave account.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] ([https://archive.ph/RfqQK Archive])
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Videos==
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==Galleries==
{{info|{{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=600+ pages of crime scene photos here!}}}}

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Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
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Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.png|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
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Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 5.png
Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.png
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File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|{{hover|Chickenscratch manifesto|Bye. My sincerest apologies for any and all suffering I may bring due to the consequences of my actions. However, it is clearly obvious that my pathetic excuse for a life gathers no future. And the amount of pain and isolation, and absolute fucking boredom... is not worth living a life for. I will never belong in this world. Mother — you are fucking awesome when you aren't drunk — then you're a different person. And obnoxious as all hell. You've a serious problem. STOP. I'll miss you though... Brentt [brother], you're a 50/50... 50% fucking Awesome, the other 50% [some fucking drawing idk]. I'll miss our childhood. wayne [dad]... Fuck you. I do sincerely thank you for the financial element. Otherwise, you are a severely obnoxious autistic boy of a zog shit and you drive ALL OF US fucking crazy. Bye...}}
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 18.png|Ear protection was very unnecessary here
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Copepost.png
Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
Image:will tumblr edge.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:JasonTowick 1.png|He tried to make [[George Zimmerman]] play the [[George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter|ED official George Zimmerman video game]]!
File:JasonTowick 2.png|More like two, retard
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
File:Algore - weev.png|[[Weev]]'s reaction - {{archive|2020.01.08-202126/https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/eacmqy/i_knew_the_aztec_high_school_shooter_online_did/}}
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==

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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}

===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===

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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest5|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|2|Shot at a wall for two minutes, and then a couch|2|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|0|[[Typical|No one cared]]| -∞|For being Couch Cuck|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Couch cuck}}
 
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=|custompic=|customdesc={{Bigred|UNWANTED!}}}}

==See also==

[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
[[File:Golden Ipod algore.png|thumb|175px|A very special award for a very [[autistic|special]] boy, Bill wins the [[Golden iPod]] for 2017!]]

*[[Andrew Allred|Allred, Andrew]] - Similar murderous loser.
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Ryan Palmeter|Palmeter, Ryan]] - He is to the [[Sharty]] what William is to us.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Rudakubana, Axel Muganwa]] - Got 1 more kill with a knife.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.

==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* {{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=Crime Scene Photo Dump}}
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites ''The Daily Beast'' discusses his Internet presence, which includes this very website,] and of course makes a complete pig's ear of it (Archived: {{archive|nYA0K|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites|title=2}})
* [https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/ Local newspaper covers his life in school and some of his edgier comments online] (Archived: {{archive|zuWqQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/?from=new-cookie|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|2017_Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
* [https://schoolshooters.info/william-atchison Various documents pertaining to Bill on schoolshooters.info], including:
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/atchison_fbi_interview_0.pdf The 2016 FBI interview transcript] where he does a piss poor job of explaining away his edgy shitposts (it's jarring how he managed to get away with this) and throws Encyclopedia Dramatica under the bus. [[Bullshit|He also claims to have been in contact with]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]].
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[media:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
 
 
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Girlvinyl

2026-04-23T15:47:19Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

{{Milkedcow}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Sherrod DeHippo}}
{{fyi|DeGrippo is from the [[Redneck|hick]] state of [[Georgia, USA]]?}}
{{exclusive}} 
{{spoiler|she lost weight, her skin is still as big as a circus tent and she became a Trump-hating SJW}}
[[File:Fatasssherrod.png|center|400px|Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.]]
{{Quote|Sherrod acts like she's a [[fat|fatty]] but really she's a hot tamale|[[Quasidan|Former ED whiteknight]]}}
[[File:DeGrippo.jpg|thumb|[[knowyourmemes.com]] owner, '''Sherrod'''!]]

'''Girlvinyl''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo'''{{jew}}; also known as '''Sherrod DeHippo''', '''Queen DeHippo''', or simply '''DeHippo;''' b. Feb. 5, [[1970s|1978]]: Age {{age|1978|2|5}}) is the erstwhile owner of [[OhInternet]] and former queen of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. She was first revered, if not worshipped, for creating the original Encyclopedia Dramatica, which spawned both smiles and tears from the citizens of the internet. However, this dramatically changed in April 2011 when she decided to close down ED in favor of [[OhInternet]], [[Shit|a wiki that <s>is</s> '''was''' detested and panned by the web]], before it closed [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]]. The very people who helped build the wiki turned against her as her sysop sheep began blaming them for ED’s fall. The once mighty queen is now a center of hatred for those who stayed loyal to the Lulz.

Bring your eye bleach because we're about to warn you that Girlvinyl '''is''' motherfucking '''[[fat]]'''.

==The Making of Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:Sherrod and ED a Hate Story.jpg|thumb|right|Explained in webcomic form.]]
[[File:Sherrod oh exploitable.png|thumb|left|One of her older photographs from her [[No|healthy]] youth.]]

Girlvinyl began her internet musings in a low-key and anonymous manner, focusing on her [[LiveJournal]] blog and posting typical fat girl angle shots. It only took a while for Girlvinyl to realize that LiveJournal, for its time, was a melting pot of drama ready for trolling. From then on, she realized that trolling was just as much fun as eating, leading her and her [[ljdrama]] crew to troll [[mediacrat]], a mentally unstable homosexual. This harassment led to court appearances, [[internet settlement check]]s, and, most importantly, the Internet's first documented [[lulz]]. Of course, [[Jameth]] and [[Hepkitten]] realized that without documentation, this monumental event would be forgotten. Thus, to preserve their drama, they attempted to create a [[Wikipedia]] article on him.

Unfortunately, what they didn’t expect was that Wikipedia was super serious about the content of their articles. In general, they were definitely [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat not smiling] in their attempts to create the mediacrat article. Having a fascist standard for articles, the mediacrat article [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=mediacrat&year=&month=-1&tagfilter= was ultimately deleted]. In response, Girlvinyl, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, a wiki which provided an alternate view to Wikipedia’s fascist hold on information. During its birth, ED was mainly a branch of ljdrama, thus completely LiveJournal-centric. Within a span of seven years, ED went from a small pet project to an internet phenomenon.

===Temporary death of ED===

:''See also: [[Operation Restoration]]
Regardless of changes in article content, the ED sysop roster was made up of people who despised [[chan]] drama in general, because channers were all [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] nerds who spammed memes in their eyes. Sherrod began hating ED over the years as more users joined from different websites and [[Retard|different personalities]]. In fact, she closed IRC once because of their pointless meme spam. Over time, Girlvinyl became less active on the wiki and a bitch to her users on IRC.

However, around mid-2010, things began changing. Girlvinyl basically complained about her poverty, while [[weev]] and [[OldDirtyBtard]] did the thinking for ED. Around the end of 2010, she lost both of them and was left to think on her own. What most people are unaware of is that Girlvinyl always tries to keep things secret. One of the most dangerous secrets was the story of [[Daniel Brandt]], a senior citizen who doxed the sysops and terrified Girlvinyl. In fact, the sysops made it a rule to not talk about Daniel Brandt openly on IRC.

Brandt collaborated with other paranoid schizophrenics to gather information on sysops while [[blogging]] about it. Through this, Brandt made demands on the ED staff in exchange for erasing his article, which cataloged his shameful internet history. Those whom he had teamed up with continued to harass Girlvinyl’s family as a way to get her to cave in. And she did. Her first attempt at deleting ED was around January 2011, but that plan was foiled due to a [[tweet]] and people constantly emailing her not to do it. Around April 2011, girlvinyl decided to try again, this time making sure nothing would interfere with the birth of OhInternet.

The aftermath of this was that Girlvinyl tasted the saltiness of pure irony. She deleted ED to protect her family from angry bloggers, only to face an upset fanbase. Sooner or later, the mighty wrath of fail raped her in her sleep. She was supposedly fornicated with an iron stick.

==As an enemy of the Lulz==

[[File:Sherrod2.jpg|220px|thumb|~*~Do you enjoy me?~*~]]
[[File:Sherrod.jpg|220px|thumb]]
Girlvinyl made the mistake of believing that the [[Lolwut|internet would accept OhInternet]] and that her family would be better off as a result. Sadly for her, things only got worse as she proceeded to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because picking a website with a dumb name, boring layout, and butchered content is completely satisfying, [[No|right]]? Perhaps Girlvinyl received most of her hate because of her staff’s lies to the internet, which then reflected on her. Below is the list of their lies:

* ED is undergoing maintenance.
* OhInternet is just a sister [[blog]]
* The users were responsible for abusing free speech, thus destroying ED.
* [[Never|An ED archive will be delivered]]
* [[Josephevers.blogspot.com|There is no Daniel Brandt]]
* 'I will deliver the missing screencaps for [[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] if you write an OhInternet article on it'

As a result of Girlvinyl and her staff alienating the fanbase, the users teamed up and created our lovely [[Operation Restoration|ED 2.0]]; a new ED that got rid of the queen and exposed her nudes. In an attempt to fight this, Girlvinyl [[DMCA]]’d her page. She unfortunately forgot that ED’s new staff wasn’t scared of [[Faggotry|false DMCAs]] and countered it right away. She then fought back again in mid-July 2011. This time she decided to go to ED’s host and complain about ED breaking their TAU; this lead to ED searching for a new host and going offline for a week. ED returned with more donations and support leaving Girlvinyl with more hatred.

Realizing defeat, Girlvinyl responded to [[User:E|e]]'s [[reddit]] thread.

{{squote|Honestly, in all 100% honesty, I have been through this before. I went on the IRC. I talked to the underground uber leet omgz k-rad anonymous cabal (your friend Joepie91 was there even). Unfortunately, I went through it with Ryan, who I admit is obviously the worst possible ambassador for anyone. But, I learned my lesson. I get fucked no matter what. There is no reasoning or negotiating. This isn't a new thing. It's like I said a moment ago, there is no upside for me.|Girlvinyl|[http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/iqyut/encyclopediadramaticach_needs_your_help/c26bj7i Reddit]}}
{{clear}}

==Quotes==

{{morphquote|mqtest|margin: auto; background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;|
OHi covers internet drama too! But OHi wants the GOOD internet drama with information that is interesting, not some bullshit about deviantarters and a [[Exhibit B|high school basement dweller's nextdoor neighbor]].|GOOD internet drama
|I own the copyright on the collected works|She totally does
|Thanks to fellow Anons, an archive is in the making for public use that will be freely available, regardless of what the owners demand. One thing the owners did not realize is that the intellectual property belongs to the writers; this means they technically do not even own the materials on ED.|Thus I can do whatever I want with it
|whats a cheap ED ripoff?|
|Shock for shock's sake simply isn't profitable anymore|A completely satisfying reason for shutting it all down
|We have always been on good terms with Anonymous!|Not working.
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== Explanation at ROFLCon ==

As an attempt to get her reasons for deleting ED to spread, girlvinyl went to an internet convention and explained that ED just wasn't profitable for her any more and she didn't make backups because she "didn't want to". She then goes on to explain how she thinks she is [[Moar|much]] [[Obese|better]] than everyone and if she feels like screwing over thousands of users it shouldn't matter because they are all losers anyway.
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==Gallery==
 
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File: CIMG0754_jpg.jpg|EDiots used to...
File:Sherrod_fattest.jpg|fap to...
File:Sherrodpretty1.jpg |this...
File:Sherrodpretty2.jpg |'''shit'''
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File:061202H0746 jpg.jpg|Giving thanks to her knights
File:Sherrod-ellen-degrippo-girlvinyl-space-whale.png|This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
File:Girlvinyalcheeks.jpg|DEM CHEEKS
File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
File:081802H3205_jpg.jpg|Emo rave bullshit.
File:IM001242_jpg.jpg|Whale emerging from the depths.
File:IM001968 jpg.jpg|Embarrassing herself and everyone around her.
File:Degrippo_Artists_Rendition.jpg|Artistic Rendering
File:Sherrod4.jpg|Constantly stuffing her face.
File:GirlvinylWishlist.jpg|Attempting to [[whore]] for money.
File:Fatbitch.jpg‎|[[Typical]] icon of GV.
File:Girlvinylsmiley.jpg|Oh god no.
File:GirlvinylAvy.jpg|There aren't enough [[MySpace]] [[Fat_girl_angle_shot|angles]] in the world to map her [[Africa|total area]].
File:User Sherrod - Oh Internet.png|TROLLED HARD
File:Whaleprofilefull.png‎|[http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=User:Sherrod&oldid=21495| OhInternet profile]
File:Escapefrom.jpg|Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
File:ED newswalk sellout story.PNG
File:Sherrod DeGrippo Young.jpg|DeGrippo in her childhood. Where did everything go wrong?
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File:CIMG0672 jpg.jpg|[[Fat girl angle shot|FGAS]] to the max.
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File:CIMG0674 jpg.jpg|[[Attention whore|Attention whoring]] at its finest.
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File:Log_ed.png|Sherrod, being a fun person.
File:Log_forum.png
File:Log_ohi.png
File:Ohi_kick.png
File:Apology.png|For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
File:Pynchon apology form.jpg|Or this one. :(
File:Sherrodswimmingincum.jpg|LOL. Cumslut.
File:Sherrodshirt2.jpg
File:Sherrodpretty3.jpg
File:Girlvinyljournal.jpg
File:HAR SHE BLOWS.jpg|Dem cheeks again...
File:Sherrod-talk.jpg
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File:Sherrod-degrippo.jpg
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File:Sherrod-degrippo-not-fat.jpg|The day we thought would never come
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File:Sherrod goth.jpg
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==See Also==
[[File:DelHippock.jpg|right|280px|thumb|With the power of the mighty DMCA I smite thee!]]
* [[Girlvinyl/Emails]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Arguecat]]
* [[Randi Harper]] - Her e-nemesis
* [[Tamageddon]]
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Chubby]]
* [[Zaiger]] - Same story, different book

==External Links==
===Her sites===
*[http://girlvinyl.com GirlVinyl.com]
:*[http://girlvinyl.com/lj2007/LJbannedbooks/index.html Favourite books]
*<s>[http://blog.ohinternet.com/author/sherrod/ Blog on OhI]</s>
*[https://www.facebook.com/sherroddegrippo Facebook]
*[http://www.kaboodle.com/girlvinyl Kaboodle]
*[http://girlvinyl.livejournal.com/ LJ]
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/girlvinyl MySpace]</s>
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/girlvinyl Reddit]
*<s>[http://twitter.com/girlvinyl Twatter!]</s> she moved to [https://twitter.com/sherrod_im SherrodIM]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/girlvinyl YouTube]

===Others===
*[http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo]
*{{archive|6FyaX|The first ones to gloat when ED turned into OHI}} and only ones to interview her were [[TheMarySue]].
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AnonBurnsInHell One of GV's whiny white knights.]</s>
*[http://doxbinumfxfyytnh.onion.to/doxviewer.php?dox=Sherrod_Ellen_DeGrippo Her dox]
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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

MRirian

2026-04-23T15:44:20Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

{{Weeaboo}}
[[Image:magi-chan_stare.jpg|thumb|Magibon's apparently white. Something she's trying so hard to delete from herself.]]
[[Image:Magibon2.jpg|thumb|right|[[I'd hit it|Holy Magiboners!]] Magibon showing some skin. The kind of work of work she can only find herself doing.]]
[[Image:Magibon-computer.jpg|thumb|right|The fished ball eyed cam that shoots Magibons YouTube videos.]]

'''MRirian''' a.k.a. '''Magibon''' ('''Powerword Margaret Lilian Adams''') is a typical case of internet disease of getting famous for doing absolutely nothing. Basically, it all began in the summer of 06’ when videos of a person of a [[USI|severely retarded nature]] surfaced on YouTube, titled “Me doing nothing” it was virtually ignored just like the other useless crap that was posted on YouTube. But soon after, much notice started falling into place when links to said video were spammed all over the internet, particularly in 4chan where threads were posted asking for the imminent rape and final solution to the wapanese equation citing Magibon as the root of the problem that was ruining the internet. Of course this did nothing but fuelled the fire that formed the problem.

But one might ask how looking retard grants someone fame and repeated viewership?
Well, the answer lies in the content of the video, which basically had the premise of an underage loli seeking manly attention, of course there were bits of side shows such as the use of cleavage and speaking in moonspeak. The moonspeak of course is the pre-kindergarten level the sort where wapanese basement dwellers after months and perhaps years can manage to do variety.

Stateside and offline, it is found that Margaret Adams (or “Maggie” as claimed by her to be the nicknamed bestowed upon her by her “friends”,) is nothing more than just a plain white hick from rural Pennsylvania whom while being shunned by the local community attempted to escape the life of mediocrity by indulging in Japanese pop culture. Often importing plastic crap and buying up Japanese cosmopolitan fashions mags. This girl really wanted to escape her white trash life. Unlike other wapanese kind, which you can happen to find at your [[college]], Magibon opted the simple life of not getting a college degree and took up full time work at the Sayre branch of CVS Pharmacy.

Oh, and in case you are fantasizing of her blowing your load off, be warned that she has really crooked teeth and it will shread your little penis.

PROTIP: Fuck her in the ass.

==Magibon's Biography==
Magibon was born in the fall of 1986 with the name '''Margaret Lilian Adams''' in sunny West Palm Beach, Florida in the maternity ward of some cheap clinic. During this time, her daddy (Mr. Addams) was a 36 year-old professional camera-man, and her mom (Leah Chadderon ''née Davis'') a 24 year old loose hick who came down from PA hoping to find something in her life. As is the usual case in the stories of wannabes and child prostitutes, Magibon's parents suffered the same fate, the marriage between her parents ended abruptly (the court notes indicate a series of domestic violence complaints and restraining orders filed by both parties.)

Magibon's mother, having secured her divorce and child custody rights, soon ran back to rural Pennsylvania where her blood-sister and father lived. For a time, things were perceived to be good, a thick bond grew between mother and daughter. It is speculated and later confirmed on 2ch that this bond alone is what actually stopped Magibon from simply [[Prostitute|auctioning herself off to the highest bidder on Ebay]]. However, as strong as this bond may have been, it was inevitably severed.

Since Magi's mother constantly craved the cock, she could not last long staying single. Therefore, she knew she had to have another man. She quickly found herself another man-a wholesome railway inspector (David Chadderdon). He was a year older than her unlike Mr. Adams who had a 12 year gap, and also he was also a redneck- which made the coupling of this hick and Magi's mom a match made in heaven. According to deleted forum posts by Magibon, Magibon often laments the narcissistic nature of her step-dad and often blames him for her misfortunes. It can be further deduced that he was hard on her, but he never really abused her. Magibon's problems were mental in nature. Besides openly dissing the good name of her stepdad, Magibon also goes about ranting about the lameness of her town, the lack of culture shown by the towns folk, their lack of personal hygiene and their [[incest|love for mating within their own family.]]

According to Dave Chadderdon, Magi's awesome step dad, Magi has three siblings. Hannah Adams (born '92), Cali Chadderdon (born '98), Rachel Davis-Kline (married and has a child). Magibon having finished High school laid idle at home, waiting for her ideal suitor, which sadly never came. Thinking herself to be above the townsfolk and her lame family, she wanted something more, she most heartedly wanted to leave town and be gone. Such ideals however led her in to much conflict with her family and the towns folk, as such she would usually sleep in the day and stay up posting shit on forums at night.

Being in a family that composed of [[girl|dickless twats]], Magibon had little opportunity to experience [[incest|love that is shared among one's kin]]. However, she did come close to it in the form of her cousin whom she refers to as CJ. Magibon often post about the many adventures she had with CJ their childhood life and secret crush but this meant all burnt up in flames when CJ started hitting on other girls. But cupid's arrow did at last find Magibon and it was in the form of an Azn stud Housetek, whom she met at Outie.com. But make no mistake, Magibon wanted to experience and be something different, having lived through most of her life being reject and ignored by honky studs. Magibon knew that in order for her to redeem herself she had to let herself get fucked by this hawt Azn.

Unsurprisingly, the relationship between Housetek and MRirian ended with a fight. Apparently, it was over Magibon accidentally biting too hard while sucking Housetek's yellow cock and it injured his little pinkie. There were many attempts of reconciliation by Housetek but MRirian refused them even though it was her teeth that caused the bleeding. Eventually, Housetek would go on to post on outie to claim they have reconciled and claim that it was not her who cheated on him but some Brazilian model he dated after MRirian.

Although there were significant attempts by Magibon to [[Delete fucking everything|suppress her internet history]] being the dumbfuck that she is, fails at doing it.

==Typical Magibon Quotes==
[[File:2232800.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
{{squote|
Regular '''Japanese girls don't groom down there either'''. Not that I care, I'm just stating a fact. Maybe some of you guys would be interested to know that when it starts growing back in, '''it itches'''. If Japanese men don't really care, then '''why should the girls shave'''?|MRIRIAN, talking about genitalia in the [http://tinyurl.com/5vfr7f forums], because every girl wants a teeny [[azn]] cock, [[amirite]]?|color=black|size=300%}}
''Go [[MRirian/Quotes|here]] to see more personal quotes by Magibon.''

==A skank in disguise==
Contrary to the beliefs of die-hard Magibon fan boys, particularly those who belong in the ''mririan_fangroup''. Magibon is not really sweet and innocent as that they have been fantasizing. Nor does she only exist only on YouTube. In the days before her YouTube whoring, Magibon existed on the internet just like you, frequenting forums, social networks and being an inherent troll on the interwebs.

=== In the Forumz ===
Magibon being wapanese often participated in fan forums of Japanese actresses. In a forum concerning Keiko Kitagawa, Magibon has even managed to [http://z9.invisionfree.com/lovekeiko/index.php?act=idx fool a mod into banning a Japanese girl she flame-baited].

The incident started when Magi did her usual photo-whoring thread where she posted [[internet disease|misleading pictures of her self]] and engaged the people who commented on it in conversation.
The poor Japanese girl, assuming good faith, gave a sincere comment on it. It is not known whether or not Magibon actually became butthurt from it (as there weren't much desired comments at the time), but Magibon started attacking her for failing at [[Engrish]].

This of course was the outcome Magi was hoping for, and the bait worked as the Japanese girl had unknowingly walked into Magibon's open jaws. She then tried to complain to the other board members to little avail, while Magibon went on subtly trolling her.

As their bitch fight dragged on, it soon caught the attention of Karyuudan-a mod of those boards at the time- who immediately (for unknown reasons) sided with Magibon, and the Japanese girl was given a perma-[[ban]]. See here: [http://z9.invisionfree.com/lovekeiko/index.php?act=idx forum].

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===The Scam===
[[Image:Magi-2ch.png|thumb|600px|Magibon's Nigerian 419 Scammin' - Magibon asking for money to travel to Japan on the internets.]]

Feeling that her [[at least 100|endless droves]] of [[pedophile|devoted fans]] [[unwarranted self importance|owed her something more]] than simple [[rape|love]] and loyalty, Magibon decided to cash in on her growing fame. She began her scam at 2ch where she begged 2ch-ners for funds (through a donation account on PayPal) so she can "''go to Japan''".

Gullible as most of her fans are, funds started pouring in into Magi's account. As a result, Magibon's camwhoring was slowly starting to pay off.

However, as things progressed, the fans grew weary of donating blindly as she kept demanding more and more money, and a series of reasonable inquiries were made towards Magibon. By then however, Magibon having reasoned that she had sucked them dry, slyly backed away from her horny Japanese fanboys and completely ignored them. <s>Occasionally she does return to 2ch and does some light flirting with them in hopes it'd keep them dangling.</s> Unsurprisingly, that is not true any more, and the Magibon threads have all died out.

In this website, [http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/04/02/how-much-money-does-a-youtube-partner-make/ here], Magibon unintentionally makes a comment regarding her Youtube wages. Well, nuff' said.

===[[X? In My Y?|CopyVio? In MY Tubes?]]===

maginiffscentT, a faggot who got all butthurt over a CopyVio filed by Magibon on YouTube, finally learned the hard way about Magibon's [[troll|true nature]] and [[fail|tried]] to exact revenge by [[cuntpaste|cuntpasting]] gay pics all over his [http://www.youtube.com/user/maginiffscentT YouTube profile]. Of course this is not the first time as Forryga (the slave who translated all of Maggie's videos for her fanbase) was given the exact same treatment.


It is not clearly known as to [[IDIFTL|why]] Magibon did it, but it was [[jew|probably to secure the maximum amount of potential advertisement monies]], or maybe she simply did it to flex her YouTube Partnership muscle. Whatever the reason, we now know that she is no different from the average pay-per-view cam whore. Magi expects to be paid for whoring, and that's no different from a typical prostitute. In fact, she has also gotten her self a edgesns.com whoring spot. However, it is still unclear exactly what goes on there.

==The TEEFS Revealed==
[[Image:MagibonTrolld.jpg|thumb|right|[[Dental Plan|SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!]]]]

[[Last Thursday|In April 2008]], It appeared that Magi's prayers were finally answered as she was invited to Japan by a joint collaboration of Japanese Weekly Playboy and a Japanese Entertainment Company called Gyao for an epic chance to visit Japan. However, as she would have soon eventually find out, the epic chance turned out to be a massive trolling of her [[white]] honkey ass.

Many lulz were had as evident from the GyaO videos, which revealed that Mags had been using [[fat girl angle shot|clever camera angles]] and [[internet disease|flattering lighting]] in her YouTube videos to fool people into thinking she was hot. She also revealed to the world one incredibly fucked up pair of chompers, which she kept her hand over as much as possible. Yes, this is the face [[you]]'ve been fapping to.

On top of her rather plain appearance, there were other letdowns for [[pedobear|Magi fans]]. Language-wise, her [[YouTube]] Japanese [[skillz]] evaporated like a cube of frozen miso blasted by a blowtorch as the show's hostess (former Morning Musume singer Mari Yaguchi) attempted to converse in what Magibon must have thought was rapid-fire "street" Japanese.

Worst of all, that famous Magi "charm" was absent throughout the entire show, no doubt buried beneath a thick, natto-like layer of scared-shitlessness. All in all, it was a disappointing performance that will no doubt send many of her horny [[fanboys]] in search of [[moot|smaller-chinned fap material]].

[[Image:Magibon ass.jpg|thumb|right|Need moar ass.]]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8b5BMSFGU Part 2 of the GyaO Video]
News Links: [http://www.gyao.jp/variety/magibon/ GyaO][http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/3484531/ Jan 28][http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/3570489/ Mar 26][http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/3597896/ Apr 14][http://bb.watch.impress.co.jp/cda/news/21550.html?ref=rss Apr 08][http://www.rbbtoday.com/news/20080409/50217.html Apr 09]

[[Last thursday|October 17 2008]], Magibon returned to Japan. It was another short trip. Unfortunately, This time she got a little attention from the main stream press- though most of it are one-line mentions of her and her fellow cast members. She appeared in a short documentary and had a minor role of voice acting in French the part of a five year old tree-hugging boy. To sum it up, her appearance on the show was merely a calculated play by the producers to bunk up the documentary's sales. As for the results of the competition, the documentary [[fail]]ed.

News Links: [http://chi.iii.u-tokyo.ac.jp/film/blog/?p=130]

Also [[Last thursday|November 2008]], Magibon returns to Tokyo for a [http://jp.youtube.com/livetokyo YouTube Live event]. She also does some other panky shit, and did a homestay with an unlucky Japanese family in a temple in Katsushika-ku, Tokyo. The family was reportedly paid handsomely by her managing agency.


News Links: [http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20081218r1.html Japan Times, the only credible mention she has]{{Archive|RRMYz|Kotaku what game she plays}}[http://pingmag.jp/2008/12/26/magibon/ Pingmap]

===Shūkan Pureibōi OH SHI- Lulz===
But that was not all, the unsurprising catch to Magibon's visit to Japan was Magi was to pose in a ''Weekly Playboy'' photo shoot (basically the Japanese version of Playboy but not quite). Which had a journalist cum horny boy Rikimaru Hotta searching for a mystery YouTube Idol. According to the translations, ''We finally caught the real Magibon in an obscure corner of the Appalachian Mountains''; (what they really meant to say was that they found Magibon and she lived in a town full of hicks in rural PA. See below for DOX.)

It then goes on about how Magibon claims to love Japanese culture, her attempts to reformulate her genetic code by eating shit such as [[cock|pocky]], how she doesn't like studying, and her obssesion for buying [[plastic crap|accessories]] online. Interestingly, it also reveals her lack of [[irl]] friends.

Lucky for you, it being playboy and all, there are a couple of the much obligated shots of Magibon showing her tits and vagoo.

Contents: [http://www.mediafire.com/?jyoltylyeyx MF 1] [http://www.mediafire.com/?mytmws2lggt MF 2] [http://www.mediafire.com/?qpg3wmyogmw MF 3] [http://www.mediafire.com/?tdvnxy2utto MF 4] [http://www.mediafire.com/?znfdq29jyu2 MF 5]

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==Analysis of Magibon==
===Analysis of Magibon Videos===
[[Image:MagibonWat.jpg|thumb|Variety... [[What]]?]]
[[Image:Magibon-viewer-survey.png|thumb|[[Pedobear]]s!!! ''en masses'']]
Most Magibon videos are like this one, save for a slight difference in movement or the size of her boobs (which vary interestingly at times). On the whole, they tend to be 50-second clips consisting of the phrase ''Minasan konnichiwa, Magi desu'' and the fucked-up bitch camwhoring herself.
{{youtube|kib05Ip6GSo|Nothing #11}}
[[Image:5-year-old-magibon.jpg|thumb|That bitch is so ugly that she was made legal when she was born in hopes that some drunk would fuck her because [[noone]] would.]]
In earlier videos before the ape was known to the internets, videos were more like this one where we actually get to hear sum [[Engrish]]. However, due to the vile nature of the voice and the hog-like ugliness of the person uttering it, most of these videos have since been [[delete fucking everything|pulled]]. On a final note, an unknown Magi fan saved this video, which could easily have labeled Magi an emo camwhore:
{{youtube|ShSjbkHiI4M|Emo Whore Magibon}}

What she usually does in her videos is camwhore from room to room, giving her viewers an inner glimpse of her underage step-sisters' bedrooms. Why this is done remains to be discovered. However, a widely accepted notion is that it is part of the [[Pedo Baiting|clever ploy of baiting fans]].

===Magibon's Blog===
Magibon's Yahoo blog is compiled using a combo of Google translate and wwwjdic (an online dictionary). Most of the content is conveyed through usage of simple three to four word sentences. For certain complex content, such as the one seen [http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/magichan2007/11601486.html here]. Magibon had to actually revert back to [[Engrish]].

==Magibon Stalkers And Haters==
;Frank
[[Image:MRirian Magibon stalker.png|250px|thumb|right|MRirian / Magibon stalker video]]
[http://www.magibon.com Magibon.com] was when it was first released appeared to be a website made by a deranged fan dedicated to the coitus rapere of Magibon. Sadly, as it is now known that is not the case, and the website was actually made by a digital media arts student (Joakim Danung) to conduct a [[troll|social experiment]] on [[internets|you]]. The website features a single flash presentation in perpetual loop. The original presentation included what appeared to be pictures of a badly-drawn Frank (a fictional Japanese [[stalker]]) and Magi holding hands, and included the words such as "[[yaranaika]](means "want to do it?" in Japanese), and "Hauu~ Omochikaeri~"(I want to take her home (and rape her) in Moonspeak).

Due to the senile nature of a typical [[fanboy|Magiphile]], this led many of them to believe that Magi's body would eventually be found floating in a stream somewhere and Frank would get arrested for [[childlove|child rape]]. Much butthurt was had as many of the Magiphiles started their [[harassment|reign of terror]] by [[serious business|e-raeping]] Joakim Danung, but as much as the Magiphiles want to believe, their attempts don't count for shit as the website still exists today.

Links: [http://magibon.com/video1.html 1st] : [http://magibon.com/video2.html 2nd] : [http://magibon.com/sorry.html 3rd] : [http://magibon.com/ Current] : [http://magibon.com/forum Forum]

Note: Forums are dead.

;Firithfenion
{{main|Firithfenion}}

;Toolohen
A typical [[stalker|Magiphile]] and a known member of the pedophile-centric mririan_fangroup. This douchebag is highly aggressive and in search of Magi Haterz to prey upon. See [http://www.outie.net/forums/viewthread.php?tid=37049&page=1 here] if you wish to know more.

;YouTube
As a talentless YouTube celebrity, Magibon has attracted hate from all walks of YouTube, which comes has no suprise: 
In fact, based on the number of views, hate videos, subscribers and number of dislikes, it is estimated that [[over 9000|at least 999 999]] YouTube Users actively hate MRirian.
Among a sample of those that posted a video response in Hate.

<center><big>'''Typical hate videos'''</big></center> 
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*In light of the [[hate|love]] that Magibon is getting, YouTube has hired a [http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=7aGgvPDOBa4&fmt=18 bodyguard] for insurance related reasons. It is likely that the bodyguard is a one-off thing meant specifically for the YouTube live event. Nobody is going to pay to give Magibon protection all the time. As most of Magi's 2ch fanboys have forgotten about this retarded piece of shit. It is likely that it would probably be the last time she will ever have a bodyguard.

==What she is doing now==
*As of sometime in 2015 Magibon has relocated to Kumamoto City, Japan. It is unclear what she is doing there but she has made the city her home.

*Unlike Beckii Cruel, Magibon's fate in Japan is less than stellar. In fact, it is safe to say, less than mediocre. Magibon like many other [[Applemilk1988|tardy Americunts]] will shortly be forgotten and swept under the rug. But Magibon has one last card up her sleeve, there is never enough of porn and Japs would pay to see Magibon spread her legs and get fucked repeatedly till her gai-jin ass hole bleeds.

*We can expect that Magibon to continue making retarded YouTube videos as it is an easy source of income, not to mention that if she stops, she would be kicked off the YouTube Partnership program. BTW her Japanese is still like crap, so do not expect much from this talentless weeaboo.

==Gallery==
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Image:Boobies1.jpg|I can has cleavage?
Image:Boobies2.JPG|Uh...
Image:Magibonnaked.jpg|A Clip from Magibon's up and coming sex tape *I wish*
Image:Magibaked.jpg|Yup. Nice bed.
Image:Whatevermagibon.jpg|Says it all.
Image:Mririan-uncensored.jpg|OH EXPLOITABLE.
Image:magibon-fellatio.jpg|Oral action.
Image:Magipose.jpg|I'd hit the anime chick.
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Image:Magibon-road.jpg|Oh Robert Smith, where are you when I need you?
Image:Tinymagi.jpg|A classic example of "spot the odd one out." Note: it's the white chick.
Image:Picturemagibon2.jpg|Taking photos of herself in her parents' house in her underwear, for some reason.
Image:Magibontsukino-maggie.jpg|Emo?
Image:PictureMagi.jpg|Magi is a pro at angling things to appear 'bigger' or 'smaller' than they actually are.
Image:Magiandazn.jpg|Gettin' her some Azn. Hey, where are those hands going?
Image:Magibikini.jpg|Do I look liek a loli or what?
Image:Magibon playboycover1.JPG|The issue of Japanese Playboy that Magibon appeared in. Note that cover model Suzanne is way, way hotter.
Image:Magibon gravure.jpg|Again, Suzanne pwns Magi in hotness. Gravure shots enclosed in this issue.
Image:Gravure3.png|A collage of... stuff.
Image:Magibonarticle.png|"Spent a good two hours"!
Image:Magibonarticle2.png|[[Moonspeak]].
Image:Magibonarticle3.png|"Mysterious cute girl."
Image:Magibonarticle4.png|Yeesh...
Image:MRirian Housetek former boyfriend.jpg|Magibon in the woods, minutes before having it in the ass
Image:magibonfanart.jpg|Trufax
Image:Magibon stepdad dave chadderdon.jpeg|Magibon's Awesome Stepdad!
Image:Cali Chadderdon Magibon loli step sister.jpg|
Image:Magibon-advertisment-in-Japan.jpg|
Image:Magibon-fsh-eyed-lens-webcam.jpg|Magibon's eye to the world
File:Magibon-bitch.jpg
File:Magibon-car.jpg
File:Magibon-playboy.jpg
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|}}
{{clear}}

==See Also==
* [[Tonsaphunshizah]], Magibon's biggest fan.
* [[16-year-old girl]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[Fat girl angle shot]]
* [[Firithfenion]]
* [[MRirian/Interviews]]
* [[Pedo Baiting]]
* [[Ruining The Internet]]

==External Links==

'''E-mails'''
*tsukinomaggie@yahoo.com
*Mririan@aol.com ''HACKED''
*magichan2007@yahoo.co.jp
*magiproject@gyao.jp ''DEAD''

'''Fan Blogs'''
*[http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/forryga Yahoo Blog] Forryga <-- deleted fucking everything
*[http://magibonphenomenon.wordpress.com/ WordPress Blog] ''DEAD''

'''Fan Groups'''
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mririan_fangroup/ The MRirian Fan Group] A fan group claiming themselves to be the official fan group. ''Inactive''.(See:[[Firithfenion]].)
*[http://magibon.iforums.us/ Magibon Fan Forum] ''Inactive'' since May 08
*''【Magibon】マギぼんXX【MRirian】'' thread at 2ch ''DEAD''

'''Magibon Stalker Sites'''
*[http://www.magibon.com Magibon.com]
*[http://pojksnusk.com/magibon/ Pojksnusk]
*[http://home.arcor.de/firithfenion/faq Arcor.de] ''DEAD''

'''Profiles'''
*[https://twitter.com/magibon2015 Magibon's Twitter] <-- New updated Twitter account
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/MRirian Youtube MRirian] <-- apparently still active and still baiting retards
Note: Magibon's YouTube channel can also be accessed through www.youtube.com/magibonchan

'''Other Profiles'''
*[http://ameblo.jp/magibon/ Ameblo Blog] ''Inactive''
*[http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/magichan2007 Yahoo Blog] ''Inactive''
*[http://profiles.yahoo.com/tsukinomaggie Yahoo Tsukinomaggie] (Has took off the emo pic and replaced it with a Yahoo avatar. Means she accessed it.)
*[http://old.profiles.yahoo.co.jp/magichan2007 Yahoo Jp Magichan2007] (Indicates she uses ''yahoo services'' a lot. This account is link to her blog.)
*[http://www.myspace.com/maginoyume Myspace Maginoyume]
*[http://www.myspace.com/magibon Myspace Magibon] (The original profile that indicates she is 21 and from Athens, Pennsylvania.)
*[http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?showuser=33452 Hello-online Magibon]
*[http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o141/Magibon/ Photobucket Magibon]
*[http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/tsukinomaggie/ Photobucket Tsukinomaggie]
*[http://outie.net/forums/viewthread.php?tid=16757&page=1#pid197564 Outie MRirian]
*[http://www.stickam.jp/profile/magichan Stickcam Magichan]

'''Related　Profiles'''

*[http://youtube.com/user/housetek Youtube Housetek]
*[http://www.myspace.com/housetek Myspace Housetek]

'''Uncategorized Blogs'''

*[http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/04/post.html Blog explaining internet culture]
*[http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/22/girls-in-japan/ Blog explaining as to what the Mags act of subversion means.]
*[http://www.alivenotdead.com/markallen/The+Truth+About+MRirian+magibon-profile-101997.html Blog explaining Magibon's fame chronologically]
*{{archive|hrKSD|Mentions this ED article as a juvenile wiki article}}
*http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2008/01/18/youtube_meme/index.html
*http://www.due-east.org/2008/01/20/magibon-youtubes-bastion-of-pointlessness/
*http://www.due-east.org/2008/04/18/magibon-made-it-to-japan/
*http://www.due-east.org/2008/04/23/magibon-explains-why-she-makes-youtube-videos/
*[http://xorsyst.com/japan/mririan/ Who is Magibon?!]
*[http://xorsyst.com/japan/mririan-is-fake/ Magibon is fake]
*[http://imomus.livejournal.com/367902.html Magibon as demystified by a gay guy]
*http://disgrasian.blogspot.com/2008/01/magibarf.html
*http://www.wekgna.com/blog/index.php/if-jack-the-ripper-has-a-face/
*http://madeyoulook.erase-her.net/2008/01/15/playing-the-lolita-game/

'''Uncategorized Links'''
*[http://www.heiwaboke.net/2ch/unkar02.php/pc11.2ch.net/streaming/1202629304 2ch Archive]

'''Useful Keywords''' まぎぼんマギボンマギ [[magibon|まぎ]] マギボンちゃん [[chan|ちゃん]]　[[2chan|2ちゃん]] U2cdYrhXD6

'''Wikipedia'''
*[http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AE%E3%83%9C%E3%83%B3 Magibon Japanese Wikipedia Article]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magibon Magibon English Wikipedia Article]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Log/2008_May_25#Magibon 1st AFD] Archived debate of Magibon Wiki Article in Wikipedia Article for Deletion 1
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Magibon_(2nd_nomination) 2nd AFD] Archived debate of Magibon Wiki Article in Wikipedia Article for Deletion 2
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Magibon_(3rd_nomination) 3nd AFD] Archived debate of Magibon Wiki Article in Wikipedia Article for Deletion 3

'''YouTube Related Links'''
*{{yt|cu|forryga|<s>Forryga</s>}} <s>Her loyal fan who does all subtitles</s> currently self pwning
*{{yt|cu|maginiffscentT|MaginiffscentT}} Youtube fan
*{{yt|cu|Magibon|Magibon}} YouTube fan or sockpuppet?
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwtVCfP0exM LEAVE MAGIBON ALONE!!!!]
*[http://abbysac.angelfire.com/]

{{YoutubeSeries}}

{{Azn}}

[[Category:People]]

Columbine Copycats

2026-04-21T23:03:49Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Julio César Jasso */

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[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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{{Notice|This list is desperately needing names and dates. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.}}

==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
[[File:Braindead Retard Fails to Kill a Woman at Point-Blank With Birdshot and is Then Tackled.mp4|700px|center]]
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File:Aaron Nigarra 1.jpg
File:Aaron Nigarra 2.jpg
File:paul lee.jpg|[[Chink]] who was the only death. Also laughed at Ybarra during the rampage
File:jon-meis.jpg|He got beat up by this [[twink]] lol
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

====Gallery====
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File:lanza hq.jpg
File:lanza id.png|The iconic I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS look
File:lanza university id.jpg|His university ID
File:adam lanza 1st grade.jpg|Lanza at the same age as the kids he killed

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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File:AlinaAfanaskina0.png
File:AlinaVladcosplay.png| Fake photo of her, but still funny
File:UncensoredAlina.png
File:AlinaFanart.png ‎
File:AlinaADead.jpg| Close up
File:DeadAlina.jpg|Like [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad]], her brains out.
File:AlinaAShotgun.jpg
File:AlinaAfanaskina.jpg
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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

====Gallery====
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File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo002.jpg| [[Autism|Otism]]
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo003.jpg
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo004.jpg
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo005.jpg
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo006.jpg| [[Fat|Gained weight]] in jail. I [[cum|wonder]] [[Buttsecks|why]]?
File:ARCMugshot2.png|2021 - He finally lost weight.
File:ARCMugshot.png|2025 - Now bald and creepy as fuck, like never he was
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo007.jpg| Get V&, n00b
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo008.jpg| Moar Autism
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo009.jpg| Get ready, I'm going to shoot you personally.
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====Diary====
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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

====Gallery====
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File:Alyssa Kucharski.jpg|Alyssa is the one in the green, her mother is the one in the middle who looks like she is going to die tomorrow.
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===[[Amanda & Jerad Miller]]===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

====Gallery====
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File:AmandaJeradMiller01.jpg
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File:AmandaJeradMiller03.jpg| [[Why So Serious?|Why so serious]] Amanda?
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File:AmandaJeradMiller06.jpg| Really they were in happier times
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===[[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]]===
Imagine the Latino, Peruvian, autistic, and Incel version of Columbine.

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File:Aníbal_Augusto_Chalco_and_Ana_Lucía_Carranza_Chiara.png
File:Anibal.png
</gallery></center>

===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

====Gallery====
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File:Anton Bichivin injured.jpeg
File:Anton Bichivin diary .jpg
</gallery></center>

===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 18 kills (+23 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 35th on the [[High_Score#Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

====Gallery====
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File:Artyom.png|Happier times.
File:ArtyomKazanstev.png|At age 20.
File:ArtyomDed.png
File:ArtyomGunz.png|Fitted with tactical [[columbiner]] decor.
</gallery></center>

===Artyom Tagirov===
A 17-year-old Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates using a box cutter before setting the classroom on fire on April 18, 2018 in the bashkir town of Sterlitamak. Artyom then attempted to [[an hero]] by slitting his own throat with the cutter, failing and only making himself an [[epic fail guy]]. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. He was diagnosed in the past with [[retard|mental retardation]] and even god didn't love him enough, because he was also partially [[Epic fail|deaf]]. Even his older sister and mother tried to convince him to buy an hearing aid, but he refused because he didn't want to get bullied a lot more than he was. He even called his classmates "[[Autism|Autistics]]" ([[Epic fail|noice that Artyom is retard and in part deaf]]). Artyom. was so unoriginal that he copy and pasted previously listed [[Anton Bichivin]]'s failure of an attack at a different school in Ulan-Ude.

====Gallery====
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File:Tagirov.jpeg| In happier times, with sister
File:ArtyomFriend.jpg| He and one of his only friends
File:Artyom Tagirov.jpg
File:Artyom Tagirov Classroom.jpg| Results of his lame fire
File:Artyom Tagirov Bloodsplatter.jpg| Results of his lame stabbing

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and T.H. ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|only known by the initials T.H.]], with all the signs of a Columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However, she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to be thrown in the [[Party Van]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*{{archive|X3nUl|themostmiserablegirl}} - Ashley's Instagram.

====Gallery====
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===[[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]]===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

<center><youtube>yOWWQ1NzyKk</youtube></center>

*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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File:Caleb Sharpe02.jpg ‎
File:Calebincar.jpg ‎
File:Calebpointing.jpg ‎
File:CalebBald.jpg|V&
File:Sam Strahan.jpg|Sam Strahan, the one victim
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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]===
Imagine the [[Columbine]] killers. Now imagine them as [[autistic]] [[tranny]] [[faggots]]. Now give them handguns. This is your end result.

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously. He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head. Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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===[[Fede Guevara]]===
a Mexican autistic known for committing his most famous shooting in Latin America in 2017 and was well known for the false belief that he was from the famous controversial Hispanic group Legion Hulk, it is also known that the boy shared his announcement of the shooting Hispachan And even worse, failing badly because he only killed one person and the rest nothing, causing him to be totally one of the worst lists of shooters who made a bad score

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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg R.===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]===
Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Javier Romero]]===
An Argentine who committed his shooting that killed one person and left one person injured, because people teased him with the nickname PanTriste (SadPan).

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===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.{{sauce}}

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Julio César Jasso===
On the 27th anniversary of Columbine, a 27-year-old [[Mexican|Mexicunt]] tried to offer a sacrifice to the [[Aztec]] gods by gunning down some tourists at the [[Illuminati Confirmed|Teotihuacan pyramids]] using a snubnose revolver without speedloaders. Unsurprisingly, he did absolutely dogshit, only killing a Canadian [[foid]] and injuring six others before becoming [[an hero]] himself. Prior to his suicide, he tried holding a bunch of tourists hostage, but pussied out and took the high ground further up the pyramid when the pigs arrived, allowing his hostages to get away. Perhaps the only notable aspect of this shooting was that Julio, [[manchild|a grown man pushing 30]], carried a framed [[Slop|AI-generated]] portrait of a buff version of himself alongside Eric and Dylan while wearing a shirt that reads "[[Cringe|Disconnect & Self-Destruct]]".

 {{Rainbow|Get a load of this shit}} 

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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|2026_Teotihuacan_pyramids_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{twitter|JassoOlin|Julio César Jasso Olín}} - {{archive|e0GN3}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1srrgrz/video_of_the_teotihuacan_shooter_speaking_to/|Video where he's speaking to the hostages}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1sqzl1v/gunman_opens_fire_at_the_pyramids_of_teotihuacán/|Gameplay footage}}

===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[M.A.C.]]===
A Chilean who tried to commit his own shooting but failed horribly.
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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Max Porta]]===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[dago]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.

===[[Orlando Harris]]===
Somehow, black Columbiners exist despite the fact that E&D called Isaiah Shoels [[nigger|the unwholesome-to-BIPOCs word]].

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===[[Owen Lawrence]]===

38-year-old Britfag white supremacist runs around with [[Gun control|CO2 guns and a crossbow]] before [[An Hero]]ing. '''Oldest Columbiner to date!''' Also a [[Tarrantula]].

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==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
{{kf|randy-stair-andrew-blaze-pioneersproductions-embers-ghost-squad-egs.31437/|Kiwi Farms}}

[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===Robert and Michael Bever===
The Bever family killings of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma could be best described as being the spiritual precursor to the [[Nicholas Prosper|Prosper family murders]] in that both involved wannabe mass shooters fucking up their plans before they could even manage to complete the first step: killing off their family.

{{quote|I would never give up having any of my children so I could have more money. They are amazing people and the world will benefit by having them in it.|{{Reddit|Frugal/comments/2r7uhv/comment/cndfqjw/|April Bever, months before getting shanked by these "amazing people"}}}}

Robert and Michael were raised in a [[Pregnophile|big]], [[Waco|closed-off]], [[fundie|bible-thumping]] family where they spent their entire lives being [[Goofy Time|slapped around]] and [[homeschooled]] in preparation for the oncoming [[Armageddon]], and as a result, had zero social interaction growing up, making them destined to be future murderers. [[You|Like many socially-isolated retards]], the duo developed a fascination with mass shooters and serial killers like the Columbine shooters and [[James Holmes]], and ultimately decided to [[NBK|pull one of their own]].

They first planned to use knives to kill and dismember the rest of their family to get them out of the way, allegedly intending to film the murders too, and then buy ammunition, guns, and armor online using money from Robert's job at a [[irony|religious call center]]. Later they would embark on a cross-country killing spree where they aimed to kill at least five people per state to reach a [[unrealistic expectations|grand total of 500 kills]], though they failed spectacularly when their little brother called the cops on them right as they started the stabbing but not before they managed to kill five members of the family. At the very least, they can cross Oklahoma off their list.

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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Broken_Arrow_murders|TOW coverage}}
*{{Yt|ch|UC53hjlCPZDpTU7Ns4a1eCdw|ColtEmpireOfficial}} - Their YouTube channel
*{{Reddituser|aokiemom}} - Mom's Reddit account
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/evidence-related-to-bever-family-murders-released-after-michael-bevers-conviction MSM article containing mirrors of the 911 call and interrogation video]
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/pictures-of-michael-bevers-jailhouse-journal?photo=1 Pictures of Michael Bever's edgy jailhouse journal]

===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison with no parole, so no more anime for this guy.

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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]===
The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Yaroslav Ovsiuk|Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]===
He was going to become the new Vladislav Roslyakov, but as everyone knows, he failed and ended up being raped, Some time later he became quite famous for being the cosplayer of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.
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===[[You]]===

== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Tarrantulas]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

==External Links==

*{{Archive|Kw8ZH|Columbine shooter's mother still cringes at idea of copycats}}

*{{Archive|ic2qf|How Columbine shooter’s mother fought to deter copycats}}

*{{Archive|l05M0|How Columbine Spawned Dozens of Copycats}}

*{{Archive|Yotc4|'Columbine effect' Alarm is rising over copycats}}

*{{Archive|rATjW|Ten miles from Columbine, two teenage girls accused of plotting a copycat shooting}}

*{{Archive|KFCNk|Columbine Shootings' Grim Legacy: More Than 50 School Attacks, Plots}}

*{{Archive|9y1gl|Teenage 'Columbine copycats' planned 'best massacre ever...}}

*{{Archive|L00Sn|Report: Columbine Has Inspired at Least 74 Massacre Plans, 89 Actual Killings in USA}}

*{{Archive|Oo3X7|Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled}}

*{{Archive|bW4l5|Las Vegas Shooters Prove Columbine Continues To Influence, 15 Years Later}}

*{{Archive|Tp9L0|Thresholds of Violence}}

*{{Archive|OvWLv|Does anyone remember this incident?}}

*{{Archive|Fv7dO|Copy cats that kill}}

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2026-04-21T21:54:09Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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{{Notice|This list is desperately needing names and dates. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.}}

==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
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*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

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File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo006.jpg| [[Fat|Gained weight]] in jail. I [[cum|wonder]] [[Buttsecks|why]]?
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File:ARCMugshot.png|2025 - Now bald and creepy as fuck, like never he was
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo007.jpg| Get V&, n00b
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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

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===[[Amanda & Jerad Miller]]===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

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===[[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]]===
Imagine the Latino, Peruvian, autistic, and Incel version of Columbine.

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===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

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===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 18 kills (+23 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 35th on the [[High_Score#Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

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===Artyom Tagirov===
A 17-year-old Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates using a box cutter before setting the classroom on fire on April 18, 2018 in the bashkir town of Sterlitamak. Artyom then attempted to [[an hero]] by slitting his own throat with the cutter, failing and only making himself an [[epic fail guy]]. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. He was diagnosed in the past with [[retard|mental retardation]] and even god didn't love him enough, because he was also partially [[Epic fail|deaf]]. Even his older sister and mother tried to convince him to buy an hearing aid, but he refused because he didn't want to get bullied a lot more than he was. He even called his classmates "[[Autism|Autistics]]" ([[Epic fail|noice that Artyom is retard and in part deaf]]). Artyom. was so unoriginal that he copy and pasted previously listed [[Anton Bichivin]]'s failure of an attack at a different school in Ulan-Ude.

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and T.H. ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|only known by the initials T.H.]], with all the signs of a Columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However, she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to be thrown in the [[Party Van]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*{{archive|X3nUl|themostmiserablegirl}} - Ashley's Instagram.

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===[[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]]===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

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*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]===
Imagine the [[Columbine]] killers. Now imagine them as [[autistic]] [[tranny]] [[faggots]]. Now give them handguns. This is your end result.

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously. He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head. Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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===[[Fede Guevara]]===
a Mexican autistic known for committing his most famous shooting in Latin America in 2017 and was well known for the false belief that he was from the famous controversial Hispanic group Legion Hulk, it is also known that the boy shared his announcement of the shooting Hispachan And even worse, failing badly because he only killed one person and the rest nothing, causing him to be totally one of the worst lists of shooters who made a bad score

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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg R.===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]===
Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Javier Romero]]===
An Argentine who committed his shooting that killed one person and left one person injured, because people teased him with the nickname PanTriste (SadPan).

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===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.{{sauce}}

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Julio César Jasso===
On the 27th anniversary of Columbine, a 27-year-old [[Mexican|Mexicunt]] tried to offer a sacrifice to the [[Aztec]] gods by gunning down some tourists at the [[Illuminati Confirmed|Teotihuacan pyramids]] using a snubnose revolver without speedloaders. Unsurprisingly, he did absolutely dogshit, only killing a Canadian [[foid]] and injuring six others before becoming [[an hero]] himself. Prior to his suicide, he tried holding a bunch of tourists hostage, but pussied out and took the high ground further up the pyramid when the pigs arrived, allowing his hostages to get away. Perhaps the only notable aspect of this shooting was that Julio, [[manchild|a grown man pushing 30]], carried a framed [[Slop|AI-generated]] portrait of a buff version of himself alongside the Eric and Dylan while wearing a shirt that reads "[[Cringe|Disconnect & Self-Destruct]]".

 {{Rainbow|Get a load of this shit}} 

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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|2026_Teotihuacan_pyramids_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{twitter|JassoOlin|Julio César Jasso Olín}} - {{archive|e0GN3}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1srrgrz/video_of_the_teotihuacan_shooter_speaking_to/|Video where he's speaking to the hostages}}

===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[M.A.C.]]===
A Chilean who tried to commit his own shooting but failed horribly.
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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Max Porta]]===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[dago]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.

===[[Orlando Harris]]===
Somehow, black Columbiners exist despite the fact that E&D called Isaiah Shoels [[nigger|the unwholesome-to-BIPOCs word]].

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===[[Owen Lawrence]]===

38-year-old Britfag white supremacist runs around with [[Gun control|CO2 guns and a crossbow]] before [[An Hero]]ing. '''Oldest Columbiner to date!''' Also a [[Tarrantula]].

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==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
{{kf|randy-stair-andrew-blaze-pioneersproductions-embers-ghost-squad-egs.31437/|Kiwi Farms}}

[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===Robert and Michael Bever===
The Bever family killings of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma could be best described as being the spiritual precursor to the [[Nicholas Prosper|Prosper family murders]] in that both involved wannabe mass shooters fucking up their plans before they could even manage to complete the first step: killing off their family.

{{quote|I would never give up having any of my children so I could have more money. They are amazing people and the world will benefit by having them in it.|{{Reddit|Frugal/comments/2r7uhv/comment/cndfqjw/|April Bever, months before getting shanked by these "amazing people"}}}}

Robert and Michael were raised in a [[Pregnophile|big]], [[Waco|closed-off]], [[fundie|bible-thumping]] family where they spent their entire lives being [[Goofy Time|slapped around]] and [[homeschooled]] in preparation for the oncoming [[Armageddon]], and as a result, had zero social interaction growing up, making them destined to be future murderers. [[You|Like many socially-isolated retards]], the duo developed a fascination with mass shooters and serial killers like the Columbine shooters and [[James Holmes]], and ultimately decided to [[NBK|pull one of their own]].

They first planned to use knives to kill and dismember the rest of their family to get them out of the way, allegedly intending to film the murders too, and then buy ammunition, guns, and armor online using money from Robert's job at a [[irony|religious call center]]. Later they would embark on a cross-country killing spree where they aimed to kill at least five people per state to reach a [[unrealistic expectations|grand total of 500 kills]], though they failed spectacularly when their little brother called the cops on them right as they started the stabbing but not before they managed to kill five members of the family. At the very least, they can cross Oklahoma off their list.

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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Broken_Arrow_murders|TOW coverage}}
*{{Yt|ch|UC53hjlCPZDpTU7Ns4a1eCdw|ColtEmpireOfficial}} - Their YouTube channel
*{{Reddituser|aokiemom}} - Mom's Reddit account
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/evidence-related-to-bever-family-murders-released-after-michael-bevers-conviction MSM article containing mirrors of the 911 call and interrogation video]
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/pictures-of-michael-bevers-jailhouse-journal?photo=1 Pictures of Michael Bever's edgy jailhouse journal]

===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison with no parole, so no more anime for this guy.

====Gallery====
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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]===
The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Yaroslav Ovsiuk|Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]===
He was going to become the new Vladislav Roslyakov, but as everyone knows, he failed and ended up being raped, Some time later he became quite famous for being the cosplayer of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.
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===[[You]]===

== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Tarrantulas]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

==External Links==

*{{Archive|Kw8ZH|Columbine shooter's mother still cringes at idea of copycats}}

*{{Archive|ic2qf|How Columbine shooter’s mother fought to deter copycats}}

*{{Archive|l05M0|How Columbine Spawned Dozens of Copycats}}

*{{Archive|Yotc4|'Columbine effect' Alarm is rising over copycats}}

*{{Archive|rATjW|Ten miles from Columbine, two teenage girls accused of plotting a copycat shooting}}

*{{Archive|KFCNk|Columbine Shootings' Grim Legacy: More Than 50 School Attacks, Plots}}

*{{Archive|9y1gl|Teenage 'Columbine copycats' planned 'best massacre ever...}}

*{{Archive|L00Sn|Report: Columbine Has Inspired at Least 74 Massacre Plans, 89 Actual Killings in USA}}

*{{Archive|Oo3X7|Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled}}

*{{Archive|bW4l5|Las Vegas Shooters Prove Columbine Continues To Influence, 15 Years Later}}

*{{Archive|Tp9L0|Thresholds of Violence}}

*{{Archive|OvWLv|Does anyone remember this incident?}}

*{{Archive|Fv7dO|Copy cats that kill}}

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User:DinkDummy

2026-04-21T21:16:30Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* My Shooting Creation */

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[[File:Bikini petunia.jpg|thumb|center|'''''
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TE AMO MIS WAIFUS DEL TF2 Uwu''''']]
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[[File:FNAD HHAHS.jpg|thumb|Jejejeje, hola DinkDummy, te gusta como me veo 0w0]]
[[File:Jokela High School Massacre - 11-7-2007.mp4.mp4|thumb|Oye Pekka, como se llama tu cancion que pusiste ese video]]
 
Hello bitches and assholes and faggots, I am a user '''DinkDummy'''{{Nazi}}, from Colombia who was very interested in this page. I discovered this page thanks to the lolcows category.

[[File:Tamama Femboy.jpg|thumb|center|'''''MARICONES''''']]

although I also plan to create another article about things that only I know because it is also part of the history of the internet community, not only of the internet but also of my beloved shitty community called Hispanic, although it is no longer surprising with this bullshit.
[[File:Flaky is waifu.jpg|thumb|center|'''''IS MY WAIFU''''']]
[[File:DINKDUMMY FUCK GOOD.jpg|thumb|center|'''''Another waifu from Me, just like the sexy one from Flaky''''']]
==Creations==
[[file:DinkDummy (Keroro&Pokemon).png|thumb|center|'''''KERONIAN''''']]
*[[Anderson Miguel Favian Caceres]]
[[File:My Waifu.jpg|thumb|O'''H SI :3''']]
*[[Daniel el verde pro]]
[[File:Devonotacivo.png|thumb|Devon Erickson IS FUCK MANCHILD]]
*[[Saternoir]]
[[File:BIEN MERECIDO.png|thumb|El Culo de Devon Erickson]]
*[[ElAntiCristo2007]]
[[File:XDDDDDD.mp4|thumb|sos un hijo de PUTA]]
*[[Eliluminado7]]
[[File:Bisexuldink.gif|thumb|¿DinkDummy is Gay and Bisexual?]]
*[[MugenFan]]
*[[Owfcproduction24]]
*[[Huevito Rey]]
*[[Choche007]]
*[[Mario Carvajal]]
*[[TheMasterYT]]
*[[Aclarandoloquendo]]
*[[Gumball 2002 Goanimate]]
*[[VittorioTheVyonder2003]]
*[[Sebtoon]]
*[[Odio Tu Post]]
*[[Javier PR]]
*[[DFG]]
*[[Chiguin4ever]]
*[[El PlayVakero]]
*[[Heisenwolf]]
*[[Farlavor]]
*[[Reeven03]]
*[[Kirts Jenkings]]
*[[Espartaco 18]]
*[[OfficerPoop247]]
*[[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
*[[Horrorcow]]
*[[The Loud Channel]]
*[[Galactus96Tuber]]
*[[SaraPastelitos]]
*[[Ken L Wright]]
*[[Erik Espinal Hernandez]]
*[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]]
*[[Belzebu666]]
*[[MsEvans16]]
*[[Country pepe]]
*[[Cristian Delgado]]
*[[Redmau]]
*[[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]
==my future articles==
*[[BurnedShow]]
*[[Rayotenpera]]
*[[AndresToons]]
==articles under construction==
*[[Fernando Castro]]
*[[Necrotemante]]
*[[Lidia Elisabet Jorba]]
==[[Cringe|my favorite killers lover]]==
As Eldiperro loves William and David, I also have my favorite killers and murderers and they are these loser lovers, apart from Brenton Tarrant and Omar Mateen and Campo Elías Delgado and Cho Seung-Hui and Los Fans de Brenton Tarrant.
<center>
<gallery>
File:AlexMakinen.png|[[Alex Mäkinen]]
File:Fjfjjf.png|[[Fede Rodriguez]]
File:Yaroslav_Ovsiuk.jpg|[[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]
File:IskanderK.jpeg|[[Iskander Khalfin]]
File:Adamlabus.jpg|[[Adam Labus]]
File:SergeyLepnev.png|[[Sergey Lepnev]]
File:ArtyomKazanstev.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev]]
File:DaniilMonakhov.jpg|[[Daniil Monakhov]]
File:Orlando-Harris.png|[[Orlando Harris]]
File:Jouett1.png|[[Nathaniel Jouett]]
</gallery>
</center>
===Who are my favorite Tarrantulas?===
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<gallery>
File:Robert_Westman.png|[[Robin Westman]]
File:Juraj_Krajcik.jpg|[[Juraj Krajčík]]
File:Paytongendron.jpg|[[Payton Gendron]]
File:HugoJackson2023.png|[[Hugo Jackson]]
File:Laaiti_Ekenstéen.jpg|[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
File:SolomonHYB.jpeg|[[Solomon Henderson]]
File:Palmeter5.jpg|[[Ryan Palmeter]]
</gallery>
</center>
===FUCKING FAILURE IDIOT===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Hidayat1.jpg|[[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
File:Charles Bishop.jpg|[[Charles Bishop]]
File:Erickson in court.jpg|[[Devon Erickson]]
</gallery>
</center>
===My other lover killer who deserves his own article 0w0===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Masanori Aoki.png|[[Masanori Aoki]]
File:Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez.jpg|[[Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez]]
</gallery>
</center>
[[File:BonniemYwAIFU.jpg|thumb|center|''¿Estás seguro que en un futuro no muy lejano vas a cometer un tiroteo?'']]
[[File:OhsicomodiceRedline.jpg|thumb|center|Es muy probable que sí, porque soy Tarrantulas, es decir, fan de Brenton Tarrant, así que posiblemente sí, aunque no sé en qué año será, y eso tengo que verlo.]]
==Shooting Alternative Reality==

===NOT FAIL===
{{main|James Oliver Seevakumaran}}

[[File:Seevakumaran.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|NO SORRY.]]

'''James Oliver Seevakumaran''', Known for killing 15 people and injuring 2 others at his university before committing suicide lol.
{{clear}}

===MASTER-MAN===
{{main|Jonathan Ross}}

[[File:Jonathan Ross.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]

'''Jonathan Ross''', known for killing 13 people and leaving 30 injured in a primary sequel before committing suicide.
{{clear}}

===For My Waifu===
{{main|Lord Foxworth}}

[[File:Me and mio laying down by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]

'''Nicholas Hazelbaker''', Known for killing 8 people and injuring 6 after falling in love with his waifu.
{{clear}}

===NOT FAIL 2.0===
{{main|Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath}}

[[File:LindsayK0.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I'm so sorry, Cho, I shouldn't have let you down by failing my massacre.]]

'''Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath''' known for killing 18 people and injuring 10 others, along with her friends who committed suicide..
{{clear}}

===High Scores===
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! INJURED
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| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]
| 18
| 10
| Y
| 2015
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James Seevakumaran]]
| 15
| 2
| Y
| 2013
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|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
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| [[Jonathan Ross]]
| 10
| 30
| Y
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| [[Lord Foxworth]]
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| 2015
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==My Shooting Creation==
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<tr>
<th colspan="2" style="background:#abf;">Contributions</th>
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<tr>
<th style="background:#abf;">Created</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[2014 Las Vegas Shooting]] • [[Alaa Abu Dheim]] • [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] • [[Anibal Frituras]] • [[Blas Cinalli]] • [[Brandon Alonso]] • [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] • [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] • [[Danis Razov]] • [[David Hartanto Widjaja]] • [[DFG]] • [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]] • [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] • [[El PlayVakero]] • [[Eric Matthew Frein]] • [[Erick Nescio]] • [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] • [[Fabian]] • [[Fede Rodriguez]] • [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] • [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] • [[Gabriel Mutti]] • [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] • [[Gino Corradini]] • [[Heisenwolf]] • [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] • [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] • [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] • [[José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez]] • [[João de Gouveia]] • [[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]] • [[Lex Ashton]] • [[L.G.Ch.D.]] • [[Luis Alfredo Garavito]] • [[Luluzinho]] • [[Lum Chin Hao]] • [[M.A.C.]] • [[Max Porta]] • [[Mendoza School Shooting]] • [[Mohammed Merah]] • [[Mr. HJ]] • [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] • [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]] • [[Pablo Escobar]] • [[Patrik Gjrgrev]] • [[Puerto Hurraco Shooting]] • [[Raden Ardianto]] • [[Semih Çelik]] • [[Stefan M.]] • [[STEM School Highlands Ranch Shooting]] • [[Syko Sam]] • [[Theodor Engstrom]] • [[Vincent Fuller]]
</tr>
<tr>
<th style="background:#abf;">Loserinfo</th>
<td style="background:#eee;"> [[Alex Mäkinen]] • [[Christian Hartmann]] • [[Daniil Monakhov]] • [[Jacob Bergquist]] • [[Javier Romero]] • [[Mai]] • [[Marco Velásquez González]] • [[Nick Lee]] • [[Óscar Flores Lopez]] • [[Timofey Kulyamov]] • [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]
</table></center>

==My Waifu Girls==
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<gallery>
File:WaifuTF2.jpg|[[TF2]]
File:WaifuTF2zd.jpg|[[TF2]]
File:Japan Girl Sexy.jpg|[[Japan]]
File:Kagura (inuyasha).jpg|[[Inuyasha]]
File:LindsayUhh.jpg|[[Columbine]]
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==My Waifu Femboy==
<center>
<gallery>
File:BonniemYwAIFU.jpg|[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]
File:Discobear.jpg|[[Happy Tree Friends]]
File:Tamama.jpg|[[Keroro Gunsou]]
</gallery>
</center>
==Articles I contribute to...==
*[[Loserinfo]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]
*[[Rupnow's simp faction]]
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]]
*[[Kill count by website]]
[[File:Bisexuldink.gif|thumb|center|My Femboy Waifu Animal Crossing]]
==See also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Mi Idolo.
*[[Randy Robert Stair]] - Similares pero diferente gusto.
*[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]
*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
*[[Keroro Gunsou]]
==True Team ED==
*[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]
*[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]
*[[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
==Mis Redes Sociales Pendejo 0_0==
*{{yt|@|DinkDummy|My YouTube Channel}} - has opened them once that they are going to give them a little Gringe of what I think and honestly I am very similar to [[BlueCatRiolu]] but school shooting edition and in Spanish with an autistic Colombian furry addicted to Happy Tree Friends.
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{{Aspies}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{GoAnimate}}
{{High Scores}}
{{HTF}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Pokedex}}
{{Spanish}}
{{Valve}}

Broken Arrow Stabbing

2026-04-21T21:12:10Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: Redirected page to Columbine Copycats#Robert and Michael Bever

#REDIRECT [[Columbine Copycats#Robert and Michael Bever]]

Columbine Copycats

2026-04-21T21:11:11Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* P, Q, R */

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If you are some retard considering committing a [[mass shooting]] (especially at a school), remember this isn't 1999 and no one is going to idolize you. You will be rightfully mocked relentlessly for being a massive faggot.</div>|2=columbine kawaii tumblr edit.jpg‎|3=200px|4=pink|5=700px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}} 

[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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{{Notice|This list is desperately needing names and dates. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.}}

==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
[[File:Braindead Retard Fails to Kill a Woman at Point-Blank With Birdshot and is Then Tackled.mp4|700px|center]]
====Gallery====
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File:ybarra-two.jpg
File:Aaron Ybarra.jpg
File:Aaron Nigarra 1.jpg
File:Aaron Nigarra 2.jpg
File:paul lee.jpg|[[Chink]] who was the only death. Also laughed at Ybarra during the rampage
File:jon-meis.jpg|He got beat up by this [[twink]] lol
File:Seattle School Shooting 1.jpg
File:Seattle School Shooting 2.jpg
File:Browning.jpg
File:Seattle Crime Scene 1.jpg
File:Seattle Crime Scene 2.jpg
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

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File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo006.jpg| [[Fat|Gained weight]] in jail. I [[cum|wonder]] [[Buttsecks|why]]?
File:ARCMugshot2.png|2021 - He finally lost weight.
File:ARCMugshot.png|2025 - Now bald and creepy as fuck, like never he was
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo007.jpg| Get V&, n00b
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo008.jpg| Moar Autism
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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

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===[[Amanda & Jerad Miller]]===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

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===[[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]]===
Imagine the Latino, Peruvian, autistic, and Incel version of Columbine.

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===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

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===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 18 kills (+23 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 35th on the [[High_Score#Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

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===Artyom Tagirov===
A 17-year-old Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates using a box cutter before setting the classroom on fire on April 18, 2018 in the bashkir town of Sterlitamak. Artyom then attempted to [[an hero]] by slitting his own throat with the cutter, failing and only making himself an [[epic fail guy]]. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. He was diagnosed in the past with [[retard|mental retardation]] and even god didn't love him enough, because he was also partially [[Epic fail|deaf]]. Even his older sister and mother tried to convince him to buy an hearing aid, but he refused because he didn't want to get bullied a lot more than he was. He even called his classmates "[[Autism|Autistics]]" ([[Epic fail|noice that Artyom is retard and in part deaf]]). Artyom. was so unoriginal that he copy and pasted previously listed [[Anton Bichivin]]'s failure of an attack at a different school in Ulan-Ude.

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and T.H. ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|only known by the initials T.H.]], with all the signs of a Columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However, she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to be thrown in the [[Party Van]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*{{archive|X3nUl|themostmiserablegirl}} - Ashley's Instagram.

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===[[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]]===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

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*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]===
Imagine the [[Columbine]] killers. Now imagine them as [[autistic]] [[tranny]] [[faggots]]. Now give them handguns. This is your end result.

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously. He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head. Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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===[[Fede Guevara]]===
a Mexican autistic known for committing his most famous shooting in Latin America in 2017 and was well known for the false belief that he was from the famous controversial Hispanic group Legion Hulk, it is also known that the boy shared his announcement of the shooting Hispachan And even worse, failing badly because he only killed one person and the rest nothing, causing him to be totally one of the worst lists of shooters who made a bad score

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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg R.===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]===
Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Javier Romero]]===
An Argentine who committed his shooting that killed one person and left one person injured, because people teased him with the nickname PanTriste (SadPan).

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===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.{{sauce}}

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Julio César Jasso===
On the 27th anniversary of Columbine, a 27-year-old [[Mexican|Mexicunt]] tried to offer a sacrifice to the [[Aztec]] gods by gunning down some tourists at the [[Illuminati Confirmed|Teotihuacan pyramids]] using a snubnose revolver without speedloaders. Unsurprisingly, he did absolutely dogshit, only killing a Canadian foid and injuring six others before becoming [[an hero]] himself. Prior to his suicide, he tried holding a bunch of tourists hostage, but pussied out and took the high ground further up the pyramid when the pigs arrived, allowing his hostages to get away. Perhaps the only notable aspect of this shooting was that Julio, [[manchild|a grown man pushing 30]], carried a framed [[Slop|AI-generated]] portrait of a buff version of himself alongside the Eric and Dylan while wearing a shirt that reads "[[Cringe|Disconnect & Self-Destruct]]".

{{Rainbow|Get a load of this shit}} 

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*{{Wikilink|2026_Teotihuacan_pyramids_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{twitter|JassoOlin|Julio César Jasso Olín}} - {{archive|e0GN3}}
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===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[M.A.C.]]===
A Chilean who tried to commit his own shooting but failed horribly.
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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Max Porta]]===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[dago]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.

===[[Orlando Harris]]===
Somehow, black Columbiners exist despite the fact that E&D called Isaiah Shoels [[nigger|the unwholesome-to-BIPOCs word]].

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===[[Owen Lawrence]]===

38-year-old Britfag white supremacist runs around with [[Gun control|CO2 guns and a crossbow]] before [[An Hero]]ing. '''Oldest Columbiner to date!''' Also a [[Tarrantula]].

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==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
{{kf|randy-stair-andrew-blaze-pioneersproductions-embers-ghost-squad-egs.31437/|Kiwi Farms}}

[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===Robert and Michael Bever===
The Bever family killings of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma could be best described as being the spiritual precursor to the [[Nicholas Prosper|Prosper family murders]] in that both involved wannabe mass shooters fucking up their plans before they could even manage to complete the first step: killing off their family.

{{quote|I would never give up having any of my children so I could have more money. They are amazing people and the world will benefit by having them in it.|{{Reddit|Frugal/comments/2r7uhv/comment/cndfqjw/|April Bever, months before getting shanked by these "amazing people"}}}}

Robert and Michael were raised in a [[Pregnophile|big]], [[Waco|closed-off]], [[fundie|bible-thumping]] family where they spent their entire lives being [[Goofy Time|slapped around]] and [[homeschooled]] in preparation for the oncoming [[Armageddon]], and as a result, had zero social interaction growing up, making them destined to be future murderers. [[You|Like many socially-isolated retards]], the duo developed a fascination with mass shooters and serial killers like the Columbine shooters and [[James Holmes]], and ultimately decided to [[NBK|pull one of their own]].

They first planned to use knives to kill and dismember the rest of their family to get them out of the way, allegedly intending to film the murders too, and then buy ammunition, guns, and armor online using money from Robert's job at a [[irony|religious call center]]. Later they would embark on a cross-country killing spree where they aimed to kill at least five people per state to reach a [[unrealistic expectations|grand total of 500 kills]], though they failed spectacularly when their little brother called the cops on them right as they started the stabbing but not before they managed to kill five members of the family. At the very least, they can cross Oklahoma off their list.

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File:RobertBever.jpg|[https://www.publicradiotulsa.org/local-regional/2019-07-19/an-attack-behind-prison-walls Robert's faggy looking mugshot after trying to stab prison staff.] Old habits die hard.
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Broken_Arrow_murders|TOW coverage}}
*{{Yt|UC53hjlCPZDpTU7Ns4a1eCdw|ColtEmpireOfficial}} - Their YouTube channel
*{{Reddituser|aokiemom}} - Mom's Reddit account
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/evidence-related-to-bever-family-murders-released-after-michael-bevers-conviction MSM article containing mirrors of the 911 call and interrogation video]
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/pictures-of-michael-bevers-jailhouse-journal?photo=1 Pictures of Michael Bever's edgy jailhouse journal]

===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison with no parole, so no more anime for this guy.

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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]===
The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Yaroslav Ovsiuk|Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]===
He was going to become the new Vladislav Roslyakov, but as everyone knows, he failed and ended up being raped, Some time later he became quite famous for being the cosplayer of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.
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===[[You]]===

== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Tarrantulas]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

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*{{Archive|L00Sn|Report: Columbine Has Inspired at Least 74 Massacre Plans, 89 Actual Killings in USA}}

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Psychotic Dictatorship:

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Psychotic Dictatorship:

Talk:David Hartanto Widjaja

2026-04-21T19:31:20Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

I would recommend that Dink Dummy should save this to his sandbox page until the loserinfo sections are fixed. if he cares about this. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 06:16, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

:I told DinkDumbass WEEKS ago off-site that he needs to keep his snca in his sandbox if he wants to be a good contributor, but it seems like anything you tell this retard goes through one ear and out the other. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:41, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

== Was he actually a Columbiner? ==

Is there any proof of this? I can't find anything about it. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:26, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

:Nope. Dink just likes to do that a lot. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 19:29, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

::Figures. XD --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:31, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Talk:David Hartanto Widjaja

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#REDIRECT [[Columbine_Copycats#Julio_César_Jasso]]

Columbine Copycats

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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* J, K, L */ Putting this where it belongs

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[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

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File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo006.jpg| [[Fat|Gained weight]] in jail. I [[cum|wonder]] [[Buttsecks|why]]?
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File:ARCMugshot.png|2025 - Now bald and creepy as fuck, like never he was
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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

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===[[Amanda & Jerad Miller]]===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

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===[[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]]===
Imagine the Latino, Peruvian, autistic, and Incel version of Columbine.

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===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

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===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 18 kills (+23 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 35th on the [[High_Score#Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

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===Artyom Tagirov===
A 17-year-old Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates using a box cutter before setting the classroom on fire on April 18, 2018 in the bashkir town of Sterlitamak. Artyom then attempted to [[an hero]] by slitting his own throat with the cutter, failing and only making himself an [[epic fail guy]]. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. He was diagnosed in the past with [[retard|mental retardation]] and even god didn't love him enough, because he was also partially [[Epic fail|deaf]]. Even his older sister and mother tried to convince him to buy an hearing aid, but he refused because he didn't want to get bullied a lot more than he was. He even called his classmates "[[Autism|Autistics]]" ([[Epic fail|noice that Artyom is retard and in part deaf]]). Artyom. was so unoriginal that he copy and pasted previously listed [[Anton Bichivin]]'s failure of an attack at a different school in Ulan-Ude.

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and T.H. ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|only known by the initials T.H.]], with all the signs of a Columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However, she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to be thrown in the [[Party Van]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*{{archive|X3nUl|themostmiserablegirl}} - Ashley's Instagram.

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===[[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]]===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

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*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]===
Imagine the [[Columbine]] killers. Now imagine them as [[autistic]] [[tranny]] [[faggots]]. Now give them handguns. This is your end result.

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously. He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head. Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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===[[Fede Guevara]]===
a Mexican autistic known for committing his most famous shooting in Latin America in 2017 and was well known for the false belief that he was from the famous controversial Hispanic group Legion Hulk, it is also known that the boy shared his announcement of the shooting Hispachan And even worse, failing badly because he only killed one person and the rest nothing, causing him to be totally one of the worst lists of shooters who made a bad score

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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg R.===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]===
Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Javier Romero]]===
An Argentine who committed his shooting that killed one person and left one person injured, because people teased him with the nickname PanTriste (SadPan).

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===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.{{sauce}}

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Julio César Jasso===
On the 27th anniversary of Columbine, a 27-year-old [[Mexican|Mexicunt]] tried to offer a sacrifice to the [[Aztec]] gods by gunning down some tourists at the [[Illuminati Confirmed|Teotihuacan pyramids]] using a snubnose revolver without speedloaders. Unsurprisingly, he did absolutely dogshit, only killing a Canadian foid and injuring six others before becoming [[an hero]] himself. Prior to his suicide, he tried holding a bunch of tourists hostage, but pussied out and took the high ground further up the pyramid when the pigs arrived, allowing his hostages to get away. Perhaps the only notable aspect of this shooting was that Julio, [[manchild|a grown man pushing 30]], carried a framed [[Slop|AI-generated]] portrait of a buff version of himself alongside the Eric and Dylan while wearing a shirt that reads "[[Cringe|Disconnect & Self-Destruct]]".

{{Rainbow|Get a load of this shit}} 

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*{{Wikilink|2026_Teotihuacan_pyramids_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{twitter|JassoOlin|Julio César Jasso Olín}} - {{archive|e0GN3}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1srrgrz/video_of_the_teotihuacan_shooter_speaking_to/|Video where he's speaking to the hostages}}

===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[M.A.C.]]===
A Chilean who tried to commit his own shooting but failed horribly.
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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Max Porta]]===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[dago]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.

===[[Orlando Harris]]===
Somehow, black Columbiners exist despite the fact that E&D called Isaiah Shoels [[nigger|the unwholesome-to-BIPOCs word]].

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===[[Owen Lawrence]]===

38-year-old Britfag white supremacist runs around with [[Gun control|CO2 guns and a crossbow]] before [[An Hero]]ing. '''Oldest Columbiner to date!''' Also a [[Tarrantula]].

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==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
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[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison with no parole, so no more anime for this guy.

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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]===
The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Yaroslav Ovsiuk|Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]===
He was going to become the new Vladislav Roslyakov, but as everyone knows, he failed and ended up being raped, Some time later he became quite famous for being the cosplayer of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.
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== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Tarrantulas]]
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Shows that have fallen victim to 4kids massive cock */

[[Image:4kids - -U by Kevinsano.jpg|left|thumb|4Kids' official disclaimer is printed in the [[Ass|reverse]] of every show they [[foreskin|skin]].]]
[[Image:Nigga.jpg|right|thumb|You see, they changed the character from a black guy to a white guy <s>because it may cause offense to blacks</s>. Nigga please! [[Lie|Everyone knows black people don't watch anime]].]]

'''4Kids Entertainment†''' was a publicly owned company based in New York City run by public [[weeaboo]] fag enemy #1, and pedophile, [[John Hagee|Alfred Kahn]]. Kahn displayed his love for little girls when he claimed, "the [http://lyricsfever.net/images/o/ojamajo-doremi--img-meea8f868fb11053b2d0da262bf5df64f.jpg Magical DoReMi] designs are pretty, so they appeal to girls, but they're also very sexy, so the boys like them." He actually said this in a [http://www.c21media.net/news/alt_index.asp?article=17012&area=5 press release.] The main reason Kahn is so fat is that though he used to fap to [[Pokemon]] (his only form of exercise); he now hires 6 year olds to rub his [[Gross|mouth-watering]] cock for him.
[[Image:Al Kahn.jpg|right|thumb|CEO Al Kahn, as he is pleasured by a third grader. Presumably one of his Little Kahn Urban Achievers.]]
4kids was a company that butchered imported [[anime]] shows to make them Cartoon Network friendly. This means getting rid of all the blacks and changing anything to do with Japan to make it look like it has something to do with the [[Russia| US and A]]. They have been known to change objects in their cartoons to make them more kid-friendly, such as changing a cigarette to a [[Penis|lolipop]], alcohol to power juice and niggers to good old pure whites! As well as editing out Christmas trees for fear of [[Islam]] getting all pissed off and bombing the fuck out of America.

The opinion of 4Kids' Ultimate Supreme High Councilor, Emperor Bob Dole, is that the company can get away with this because, and I quote, "children are stupid". We all know Ultimate Supreme High Councilors are [[Adolf Hitler|never wrong]], right kids?

Needless to say, this pisses anime [[fanboys]] off to the point of tears as they do not get to hear Goku swear in ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' unless they buy a Japanese uncensored version on [[eBay]].

==Localization==
[[Image:4kids_gay.jpg|right|thumb|Where did all the titties go!? 4kids promotes homosexuality.]]
Because people outside of [[Japan]] are generally not [[fucktards]], 4kids 'localizes' its anime to get that nasty Japan stink off it, thus being able to actually make some money from it. All Japanese writing is changed to English, Japanese food is changed to good ol' [[American]] sandwiches (or donuts), and swear words such as 'Tokyo' and 'Japan' are edited out. Thank you, 4kids!

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4Kids was probably most famous for giving their characters additional super special super powers such as voices so grating your ears will go well on toast, and the ability to make jokes so inherently cheesy that [[Sonic]] the Hedgehog will leap out of your TV set and proceed to [[A_cat_is_fine_too|sodomize your cat]].

[[Lie|I have it on good authority that this actually happened.]]

==Legacy==
[[Image:KDE_stock_chart_Mar_09.jpg|thumb|4Kids stockholders continue to watch their shares plummet.]]
4Kids was the single most vile and despicable entity in the worlds using their shitty animation to take shitty anime and somehow make it even shittier. Aside from the aforementioned criminal activities, 4Kids' best work as of 2007 was ''Ultimate Muscle'' - an [[Unfunny|hilarious]] parody of American Wrestling where the entire cast of sweaty, half-naked, hairy men would molest each other in extremely painful ways, and often in a cage. Ten-point-seven ([[LOL WUT|Lolwut?]]) out of ten [[homosexuals|wrestling fans]] can't tell the difference.

==Internet Relations==
[[Image:YugiohHitler.jpg|thumb|[[Truth|4Kids is owned by Nazis.]]]]

There will always be a [[weeaboo|bitchy]] whine fest of a rant on LJ or a [[4chan|forum]]. And some whole websites dedicated to explaining why ''One Piece'' is so much better in Japan because the main character drinks beer in a certain scene as opposed to the 4kids version where the main character drinks apple juice.
Anime [[fanboys]] hate 4kids with a passion. They would kill Al Khan over Osama Bin Laden any day. Fuck, they'd [[rape]] their own mothers if it meant that 4kids would leave their precious [[animu|anime]] alone.

==Raid... FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!==
/b/tards planned a massive [[raid]] on the site's forums [[for great justice]]. The raid took place on June 13th, 2007. Plans included massive amounts of [[Rule 34]], which may or may not flood /b/ during the raid. The raid was initiated with the sole purpose of 'doing it for the [[lulz]]'.

There were no survivors.

==More Al Kahn quotes==
Al Kahn has gained the ability to [[Republican|never end his constant stream of inaccurate and/or racist statements]].

*"I think the term anime is misleading; I think kids don’t know from whence we cometh. By the time we localize the programs kids don’t even know they’re from Japan any more."
*"I remember Ninja Turtles, which we do, came from two drunks in um...in Massachusetts." - Actually, this one's is completely true. FUCKING LOOK IT UP, WEEABOOS.
*"If we can't merchandise it, it really doesn't have a lot of interest for us."
*"The market for them [uncuts] just isn't as large as the one for the cut version."
*"My manga comment is...I think manga is a problem. It's a problem because we're in a culture that is not a reading culture. The kids today don't read. They never...they read less today. Every survey...they're watching more television, they're on the Internet more...And manga, in my mind, is trying to put a square...um...y'know, a square peg into a round hole in the United States. It will never be a big deal here. For kids that are into the computer, or the Internet generation. They're not going to read. They haven't read, so they're not gonna start now."
*"Japan is over....." - [[Truth|The most accurate thing Kahn has ever said to date]].
*"Manga is dying in Japan."

==4kids in a nutshell==
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== What's that, 4Kids is the DEVIL? ==
[[Last Thursday|Last Thursday]] a kind Pokéfag decided that re-watching his favorite episodes would be a great idea. Little did he know Episode 130 had a special message for us all by none other than [[faggot|James]] from Pokémon. The scene started off with Team Rocket stealing some Ledyba, and then [[Ass|Ash]] and co. show up to rescue them. James catches them with a bazooka net, and Team Rocket says some typical crap about catching Pikachu. Team Rocket sends out their Pokémon, and just after [[Vagina|Victreebel]] is sent out and [[irony|eats]] James, he says a backwards message. When reversed, it clearly says "[[Obvious|Leo Burnett and 4kids are the devil.]]".

Don't [[Habeeb it|believe it]], watch for yourself.
<center><youtube>RZlIcJbbm08</youtube>
</center>

Fake? Listen to the foward copy; It sounds like a scrambled audio.

==[[Racist|Toonzai]]==
4kid's [[retarded|genius]] idea to mash all their wapanese crap into one big clusterfuck. It's pretty much the same as 4kidstv. All they did was add a re-dubbed version of Dragonball Z, and an even gayer-than-before version of Yu-gi-oh. Oh and they're still airing Sonic X even though that show died like a million years ago. [[Kill Yourself|Thanks again 4kids!]]

==Gallery==

{{cg|Gallery4kids|4kidsGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Chrisfag.jpg|No doubt that Al Kahn is the other end
Image:Sonicdead.jpg|Sonic after watching the 4kids dub of Sonic X.
Image:Nagi.png|A typical 4kids edit.
Image:4kidsrap.jpg|Anything to make the niggers happy
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Pokesonicyiff.jpg|What Kahn thinks about when he goes to bed.
Image:=cop.jpg|
Image:Arabatos_sonic.jpg|Fans favor the comic over the anime.
Image:4kids.jpg|
Image:VGCats4Kids.jpg|How 4kids editing works...
Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|A common dubbed scene from 4kids.
Image:Yugioh Punch.gif|When weaboos watch a 4kids dub
Image:YuGiOh porn.jpg|4kids would probably turn the black chick white and give them all dicks
Image:YuGiOh Hentai.jpg|Too old, 4kids doesnt want
Image:The Face of Satan by JohnnyPitstain.jpg| Al Kahn's true form.
</gallery>}}

== Shows that have fallen victim to 4kids massive cock ==
*[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh-God-No!]]
*[[Pokémon|Pokeymans]]
*[[Kirby|Kirby]]:[[Facial|Right back at ya!]]
*[[One Piece|One Piece of Shit]]
*[[Dragonball Z|DragonballsackZ]]
*[[Sonic|Sonic XXX]]
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|TMNT]](not even American shows are safe)
*Winx Club (Shit from the [[Italian|Italy]] industry trying to catch up with the whole [[Sailor Moon]] craze.)

==External Links==
*[http://worstediteverinlife.ytmnsfw.com/ 4kids ytmnd]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Japanese_sentiment#See_also Al Khan is the first listing under see also for the Wikipedia article on anti-Japanese sentiment]
*[http://forums.4kids.tv// The forum.... Needs moar Anon...]

{{Anime}}
{{Television}}

[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Phobos

2026-04-20T05:35:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: nigga this is a man

{{Eduser}}
{{gotis}}
{{tranny}}

[[File:5PHOBOS6U.jpg|center|thumb|658px|<center><BIG>'''Phobos'''</BIG></center>]]
[[File:PhobosART.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Phobos creates beautiful artwork]]
[[File:GreyTheme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Original EDF user.]]
[[File:TOPTWITTERTROLL1.png|thumb|right|300px|Phobos trolling well respected lawyers]]
'''Phobos''' is a "tryhard" lol where's your chan now fuckheads, a pretty princess, and, among users who are THE LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS, a [[Sephiroth]] clone. She is {{archive|Cl9Hf|described}} as "the beautiful, androgynous Aryan queen of IRC". Don't you fucking forget it. After building an [[USI|epic internet reputation]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (later [[OhInternet]]) she decided to wreck half the chans on the Internet (whatsup weeaboos). Former member of #RustleLeague, GNAA, and [[dongforce]]. Labeled an Internet terrorist by [[Randi Harper]], [[Laurelai]], and [[Gamergate]]. Guilty of compromising numerous twitter accounts, deviantART profiles, and making your girlfriend insecure about her looks. Known for participation in IRC wars, Twitter d0xing, being BFFs with [[Meepsheep]], and never banning anyone on WTFux IRC.

Believe it or [[not]], Phobos [[lie|claims]] to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. [[Obvious|She is currently "unemployed"]]; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom.

STATUS: Not banned from everything. Guess I'm too hardcore fgt.
===Current Whereabouts===
Phobos can be found on many ircd's proceeding to fuck all your shit up. irc.wtfux.net #ed Come the fuck at me bro. 
HARDCHATS 
HARDCHATS 
HARDCHATS 
<s>Im also on twitter you shitnerds: PERMANENTLY BANNED IN 24 HOURS</s>
{{clear}}
==From Humble Beginnings==
[[file:Rainbowheart.gif|thumb|200px|right|VD April 2011]]
Phobos wasn't always the [[faggot|badass, epic trolling glam rocker]] we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his [[E-penis|internet reputation]] on hardcore underground sites like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (also, {{archive|sFtwE|OhInternet}}). Has done incredibly important things like [[VD|write numerous]] [[AOTN]]. Peruse her masterful writing:
*[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - Most Recent
*[[Social_Justice|Social Justice]]
*[[Tornadoes]]
*[[Hauntings]]
*[[Randi Harper]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[789chan]]
*[[puddles]]
*[[MicahFennec]]
*[[Dimitri_The_Lover|Dimitri The Lover]]
*[[Wikipedia_IRC_Bouncers|Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]]
*[[Dylan_Tnga|Dylan Tnga]]
*[[Lesbian]]
*[[Military_Wives|Military Wives]]
*[[ToKeN]]
*[[ED10]]
*[[NEDM]] - First article
However, she was still failing to receive the [[VD|admiration and respect]] that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the FAGGOT community. 

==Inspiring Quotes==
[[File:Ednews2.png|thumb|left|300px|Phobos is very newsworthy]]
[[File:ConfessionsOfAHacker.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Upcoming phobos novel]]
<center>
{{quote|Yeah I am so try hard on Internet Relay Chat it is the most technical and difficult of human interaction. Go fuck yourself.|Phobos on chatting}}
{{quote|all of the old guard is gone I just watch now|Phobos on being an oldfag}}
{{quote|Lol, 789chan is a fucking joke to anyone outside of this retard circus. I dont give a fuck how hard you [[Irony|12 year olds put on your Internet super hero costume and try yo impress one another]] of your ability to type out shit tier baby's first trolls at me. I'm here to watch Robb not to read your basement authored cheeto stained opinions. I dont care how much your mother lets you borrow the mini-van you are all homosexual deviants of the highest degree. Thank you : )|Phobos is a [[internet tough guy|badass]] on the internet}}
</center>
{{clear}}
==Phobos destroys nigamajiga==
<center><div style="font-size:26px">The definition of asking for it.</div>
 
{{clear}}
[[File:Encyclopedia Dramatica board meeting.mp4|700px]]
 
{{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDHQ8xQvsQA|20160113191758}}</center>
 

== A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore ==
[[File:789srybanner.jpg|thumb|right|Oh no, thats awful]]
[[File:PhobosEpicWin.png|thumb|left|COOL ARTICLE GUYS THUMBS UP]]
[[File:789chan_downfall.png|thumb|right|789chan is kill]]
[[File:SeanieBannedPhobos.png|thumb|right|Seanie why are you so beleaguered?]]
[[File:IGiveUp.png|thumb|right|789chan giving up]]
[[File:IComeFromABrokenChatHome.png|thumb|right|Wow 789chan is upset]]
Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one [[Robert Wayne Stiles]], and had a [[retarded|brilliant]] idea: she would become the next Clyde Cash by [[Epic Ween|epically trolling]] Robb! He followed the links at the bottom of Robb's ED page back to the chan that discovered Robb and instantly made himself at home in 789chan's IRC. Unfortunately, Robb was quitting the tranny buisiness and no one on 789chan appreciated his [[stupid|ingenious]] attempts at trollin. She was <s>called out</s> G-lined for being a [[trying too hard|tryhard]] faggot after a <s>month</s> day of actively being on the chan. Despite being the '''proclaimed''' [[USI|"greatest person to have ever graced ED and OHI]]," he ignored the old "[[Don't feed the trolls]]" rule and <s>vehemently argued</s> posted 5 times against the original poster who called him a tryhard and other users who laughed at his antics. The mods finally had enough of the pointless arguing and banned Phobos from the chan.
{{quote|He tried to secure his place in trolling history by trolling [[789chan]] and sucking up to <s>actual Rika trolls</s> [[789chan/IntroMan|IntroMan]]. Unfortunately, his trolling attempt backfired and everyone at 789chan laughed at him. Naturally, the only course of action was to declare war against his detractors. His hobbies include bragging about [[shit nobody cares about|his internet reputation]], pretending not to be mad, and reverting all edits|789chanFaggot}}
Then phobos came back (quite easily) and continued to spam, ruin, and brutally fuck 789chan to death to the point that its main owner SeanieB decided to call it quits. The chanfaggots all decided to migrate to a new chan and continue being highly angry about the Internet happily ever after the end. GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME MORE CAPTCHA~ RIP BUTTFUCKERZ ~#~#~
{{cg|COOLGUY|COOLGIRL|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Flooding 789chan.png|thumb|left|Oops where'd ur imagechan go y0
File:Phobos horsefucker.png|Phobos has many pictures of horses
File:Phobosisatryhard.png|HEY LOOK IM ON TV
File:Phobos tumblr panel.jpg|Awesome
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Phobos goatse spam.png|Spamming goatse to show how much she doesn't care
File:Phobosisnotmad.png|Cool
File:Phobosisnotmad2.png|Neat
File:EtTuRobb.png|More pictures
File:Phobos arnold.jpg|Coincidence? I think not.
</gallery>}}
 
{{clear}}
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{{clear}}
 
<center><div style="font-size:40px; font-weight:bold;">In conclusion...</div></center>
{{clear}}
 
{{rainbow|LOL 789CHAN IS GONE FOREVER}}

==Dox==
{{Main|789chan/Phobos Dox}}
<big>'''Power Word:''' Janet Holmes</big> 
<big>'''Address:''' 1701 Bryant Street #700 Denver, CO 80204</big> 
<big>'''Phone:''' N/A</big> 
<big>'''Last Work Address:''' The Melting Pot - 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue Colorado Springs, CO 80903</big> 

I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME

===More Dox===
Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED IN THE ACTUAL WTC, LITERALKA
<pre>
George Crosby AKA phobos
18530 Woodhaven Drive
Colorado Springs, CO 80908
Home: (719) 473-6868
Mother: Janet Lee Holmes-Crosby
AKA Jan & Jean
Father: Peter M Crosby
45-49
</pre>

===Phobos Gallery===
<center><gallery perrow="5">
File:2PHOBOS.jpg|NEVER CHANGE, PHOBOS!
File:ThePhobos.jpg|Gurl of the year 2013
File:VincePhobos.png|Wait.. which ones in Motley Crue?
File:TOPTWITTERTROLL2.png|thumb|right|300px|Experienced in buttharmed law
File:Phobos profile.png|: ) : ) : )
File:PRETTYGIRL.jpg
File:PhobosOhInternet.jpg
File:PhobosAugust.jpg
File:Cutebos.jpg
File:PhobosLol.png
File:PHOBOSFOREVER.jpg
File:Phobos and Nate.png|[[Rule 34]]!
File:Phobos-LIC-Dongbert.png|[[Rule 34]]!
File:Tranns.jpg
File:Trannns.jpg
File:Phobos The Angry Moderator.png|Shitting up the [[RC]]
File:Phobos editwar.png|More sperging
File:Phobos editwar wild theory.png
File:Phobos ED asspain.png
File:Phobos waifu.png
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[The Great ED IRC War of 2013]]
*[[dongforce]]
*[[Narcissism]]
*[[Sephiroth]]
*[[Trap]]
*[[GOTIS]]

==External Links==
*{{wayback|http://ohinternet.com/Phobos|20120510131752|title=Phobos}} on '''[[OhShitternet]]'''

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{{timeline|Featured article November 13 & 14, [[2012]]|[[789chan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Chanarchive]]}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

Richard Golden

2026-04-18T03:50:57Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

[[file:Richard Golden mugshot.jpeg|thumb]]
'''Richard Golden'''{{nazi}} is a [[v&]] 30-something year old basement-dwelling [[4chan]] troll with an appearance resembling a fat Vladimir Rasputin and a surname only matching the way his greasy forehead glitters and shines behind the light of his computer screen. His mother was finally alleviated of his presence after he was physically removed from the odorous recesses of his [[battlestation]] for suggesting that somebody should kindly kill Sheriff [[Mike Chitwood]] over on the [[pol/|politically incorrect board]], which was interpreted as a death threat. Humorously, Richard Goldstein ended his post with “in [[Minecraft]]”, thus answering the age ol’ question of whether such can be used as a valid legal defense. It also goes to show what everybody already should have known in that 4chan is a [[honeypot]] and that you really aren’t as [[anonymity|anonymous]] as you think you are on there. Like many of Chitwood’s victims (including our dear [[Onideus Mad Hatter]]), Golden was flown down to Florida and given the walk of shame down the [[Florida]] state airport escalator where Chitwood himself personally awaited at the bottom to jeer at them while they were being whisked away to ass-pounder central.

==Background==
[[file:Mike Chitwood bra pic.jpeg|thumb|Pictured: Mike Chitwood, anon’s bane.]]
To understand Richard Golden, we must first examine Mike Chitwood, a Florida sheriff who rose to e-celebrity status after uploading YouTube videos of kids getting pwnt for making [[school shooting]] threats on social media so that the world may forever remember them for their epic failure of a foiled [[high score]] attempt at becoming America’s next vapid, good-for-nothing school shooter. Anyways, sometime down the line, 4channers started to troll him for which he declared war on 4chan and became perhaps one of the few people to do so with a modicum of success. Since 4chan is an [[internet hate machine]] [[kill count by website#4chan|known for manufacturing mass-shooters]], particularly the [[white supremacist]] variety, Mike Chitwood found it ultimately necessary to reiterate his allegiance to ZOG (heh-heh! moar liek Kike Shitwood, amiright?) and the the importance of reallocating their resources at combatting the weaponized autism of internet trolls. Anyways, Richard Golden happened to be just one of those trolls caught in the flood; and yes, he turned out to be [[loser|exactly what you might expect him to be]].

==videos==

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|<youtube>m_cfzVCHPjU</youtube>'''v& footage
|<youtube>_NkltpKDhLk</youtube>'''Mike Chitwood chit-chats his opinion.
|<youtube>vunY06jNeWk</youtube>'''An honest look into what Golden can expect from prison.
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==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Richard Golden 4chan post.jpeg|le post
Richard Golden coming out.jpeg
Mike Chitwood 4chan meme.png
Richard Golden soyjak.png
Richard Golden chudjak.png
Richard Golden haircut.jpeg|Ah, that’s much better.
Richard Golden now.jpeg|current appearance.
Richard Golden Affidavit.png
Chitwood Merchandise.png
Richard Golden Fan Art 1.png
Richard Golden Fan Art 2.png
</gallery>
</center>

==External Links==

*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/417233045/#417239087 4plebs archive]

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Onideus Mad Hatter

2026-04-18T03:47:31Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* 2025 Arrest */

{{Lolcow}}
{{Watch|[[File:Onigif.gif|85px|link=]]}}
[[File:OnideuceCockslap.gif|thumb|250px|Every flame war he has ever been in.]]
[[File:Ondifagsdick.jpg|thumb|250px|[[You|Onidfag has a tiny dick, he is mentally retarted, uneducated, ugly and fat, he reminds me of someone]]]]
[[File:Matthew Moulton mugshot IMG 6287.jpeg|thumb|Onideus as photographed by Volusia County Sheriff’s Office]]

''Note: this is an article about <s>an</s> a [[b&|former]] Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:Onideus|user page]]. To see a glimpse of Fatter in full meltdown mode, please visit this article's [[talk:Onideus_Mad_Hatter|talk page]].''

'''Onideus Mad Hatter''' ([[Powerword]]: Matthew Moulton, aka ''Sad Fatter'', ''Moultard'', ''Farfoos'', ''Baby Matthew'', ''Baby Julie'', ''Daiperboy'' and ED socks [[Special:Contributions/Triskaidekaphobia|Triskaidekaphobia]], [[Special:Contributions/Flippant|Flippant]] and [[Special:Contributions/Mipsus|Mipsus]], all of which have been [[b&]] at the IP level at some point for overusing this: [[Otaku emoticons|^__^]] emoticon) is the Internet equivalent of a Renaissance Man, i.e. a [[fat]] [[fuck]]ing failure at life. His main claims to fame are his [[Sarah Palin|unparalleled, relentless lies]] about his accomplishments, and a pathetic and desperate amount of massive posting in certain forums. He first got his "fame" in a [[Portal of Evil]] forum dedicated to making fun of him, where he made over [[basement dweller|a thousand posts a month]] for six consecutive months straight until he was finally [[banned]]. But Fatter's mind-boggling rabbit-hole of epic [[failure]] goes deeper... much deeper.

==Matthew Moulton - The man, the failure==

The Hatter spends his [[No life|spare time]] wearing diapers while stumbling about the Internet. For a while he managed a highly successful "web design" business called '''Backwater Productions'''. It [[Not|revolutionized]] the Internet! Actually, it never amounted to anything and is a [[BALEETED|distant memory]] of what could have been. This may be due to the fact he knows less about web design than a [[12-year-old|12 year old]] AOL user with [[Down's Syndrome]].

He insists that he is a [[Baby|master]] troll, but Portal of Evil had doubts when they discovered that, for the entirety of the last decade, he was a member of several [[adult baby]] communities. Onideus [[Lied|responded]] with the [[Bullshit|explanation]] he was a member of these Usenet groups to "setup" a massive future trolling event. While this may seem [[False|highly plausible]] at first, other users still wanted to be completely safe in covering their bases, and consequently developed their own [[sick fuck|theories]].

====Early Life====

Matthew was virtually a stillborn and destined to be a [[Special Education|special]] person. A doctor predicted his chances or survival were slim and that even if he did live, he would deformed or [[mentally handicapped]].

{{squote| the doctor said I wasn't likely going to survive, was very likely going to die, probably not even make it through child birth and, even if I did, I'd probably be '''retarded''', or '''deformed''' or '''some other horrible thing would be wrong with me.'''|[https://farfoos.livejournal.com/11808.html Entry from his LiveJournal.]}}

And that doctor turned out to be completely right. Never missing an opportunity to be a [[Victim complex|professional victim]], he uses this as an excuse to be an [[adult baby]] and obsess over [[babyfur|animals that wear diapers]]. Much to [[User:Likeicare|everyone]]'s amusement, Onideus will seek sympathy from others by crying about his childhood. He will ramble on about the "hole in <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> soul" and something about a cruel mother who didn't love him as a child. At the age of 33 he still [[manchild|lives with her]], but apparently that isn't loving enough.

In high school he became the [[furfag|mascot]] in an effort to be a part of the team, joining the ranks of those who are willing to [[Attention Whore|humiliate themselves]] by wearing a [[furfag|stupid costume]] in front of a crowd. Our [[Lemonade_Coyote|reliable sources]] say that the costume had to be replaced entirely, because what few parts Onideus did bother to return were covered in [[Jizz|love]]. After school, he replaced his [[None|social life]] and [[Less than three|friends]] by [[Quit IRL|retiring to the Internet]] to provide us all with epic [[Fail|lulz]].

====Employment====

===== McJobs =====
[[Image:Babyjuliejf4.jpg|thumb|right|GOD LEVEL!]]

In Moultard's fantasy world, he's a [[Computer Science III|world-class]] coder, [[Lag|Adobe Flash]] wizard and a [[baby|master]] troll; and no, Onideus Mad Hatter's bullshit story wouldn't be complete without an addition of ludicrous assertions. Matthew also claims he has a BA in Arts with a minor in [[Abuse|psychology]] and a [[wut|specialization in literature]]. But back in reality, he is a [[Boy Scouts|Carebears]] fan who doesn't have any work, girlfriend, skills, education, money, car, or dick.

Before his dismissal in 2007, he [[Lies|claimed]] to be a manager at Dairy Queen because he worked the night shift alone (probably while wearing diapers) but in reality was just a regular employee. Not easily discouraged by being fired, Moulton later found employment at [[Walmart]]. His ego was sold on the cleverly crafted title '''[[Epic win|Inventory Control Specialist]]''', which is a wordy way of saying '''[[Epic fail|shelf-stocker]]'''; a title designed to rope in uneducated amerifucks to do jobs they would otherwise say they're above.

Of course, his college degrees have landed him several [[Poverty|lucrative jobs]]. Walmart leaped at the chance to employ him, where he claimed to make, "over $100 a day." Observant individuals noted this was slightly less than the [[picard|$60 an hour]] he made at Dairy Queen. At almost $125,000 a year, this made him the [[Face palm|highest-paid fry cook in DQ history]]. His reputation for objectivity and honesty, or lack thereof, leaves little doubt these are nothing more than fabrications. Adding icing to the cake, Onideus stated he was [[Donald Trump|fired]] from Walmart because he "[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|worked too hard]]", but was probably let-go due to an addiction to pain killers or trolls sending pictures of him in diapers to his boss. Thankfully for him, his extensive knowledge of business practices is rivaled only by his [[Zero Division|coding skills]]. This is a perfect segue into the next step up the ladder for Onideus.

====="Backwater Productions"=====

Let us take a peek into the mind of a genius. Take the Mad Fatter, who appears to believe the destiny of a world-class coder is to live off of [[welfare|paycheck to paycheck]], remaining content with working the most menial jobs. However, he claims to have once had his own "company" (read: a website with a logo). That "company" was nothing more than <strike>[[Apple|him and a computer in his apartment]]</strike> his ''brother's'' apartment. At the corporate offices of '''Backwater Productions''', by his own admission, websites were "created" by [[Copy and paste|"borrowing"]] other people's designs and the '''[[Newbie|Hatter Touch™]]''' was added by making minor, cosmetic alterations.

<div style="line-height:300%;font-size:large;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMoultard talking about how he makes a site]</div>
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-first" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
{{squote|My forte is graphic remanipulation, basically I prefer to use existing materials to create new materials rather than working completely from scratch (most of the time, not all of the time). My skillz in image resizing are unmatched, I use my own custom resizing filters based on the Lanczos algorithm in conjunction with a variety of selection/masking techniques.|Onideus|Delusions of grandeur coming this fall.}}

{{squote|LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL|Cobaltcat|After reading the above quote}}

</div>

Moulton was also the picture of professionalism. Being the genius that he is, he stored '''[[TMI|EVERYTHING]]''' on his personal website, thereby teaching companies the value of consulting [[Google]] before talking to a potential contractor. With nothing more than a couple mouse clicks, potential clients [[I'm 12 and what is this|learned a bit about the The Hatter]]. Nothing out of the ordinary, just normal stuff like information about his upcoming [[WTF|diaper RPG]], pictures of people he hated that had [[Shooped|their heads photoshopped onto the bodies of gay porn actors]] and the like. And, as the kicker, he also very clearly had [[zero|little]] skill when it came to coding, as evident by '''{{archive|tRA1l|his}}''' '''{{archive|5gVCG|multiple}}''' threads '''{{archive|uUf12|being}}''' [https://board.issociate.de/thread/241553/This-is-the-best-example-of-web-development-code-Ive-ever-seen.html laughed] '''{{archive|Ssgp0|at}}''' for not knowing basic things.

But what he lacks in skill, he makes up for in arrogance and stupidity. Like when he [https://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Matthew-Moulton-aka-Onideus-Mad-Hatter-a-true-professional emailed a random web-developer] to inform him that [[Funny|he thought the guy's work was shit]]. When he got ignored, he sent a [[Stalker|second email]] to let him know that he posted his criticisms on Usenet and stated that if he tried to have his post removed there would be [[Internet tough guy|hell to pay]]. The guy went to Usenet and told Matthew to go fuck himself. Now it was personal: Onideus proceeded to [[Desperation|email his criticism to the guy's client]] who also ignored the manchild.

Soon after this, his Flickr—containing nothing but an image of a famous web developer with his head on a gay porn-star's body—was banned. Instantly drawing the conclusion that this was the work of the guy that he criticized, he promptly sent him one of the longest, most butthurt threat letters you will ever read:

<div style="line-height:300%;font-size:large;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">[lolnoSad Fatter strikes fear into random guys heart]</div><div id="mw-customcollapsible-second" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
{{squote|You’ve been sent a Flickr Mail from nateklaiber: <nowiki>:: Threats</nowiki> Mr. Moulton, Please note both Flickr.com and the proper authorities have been notified as I have flagged you as: a) '''A potential pedophile''' b) '''A potential sexual predator''' c) '''Making unwarranted threats''' All information has been submitted to them, and any future communication will be directed to them as well.|His ban notice}}

{{squote|'''LOL Boy I think ya broke the irony meter on that one, Kiddo. And unless you’re now claiming to be underage (boy won’t that be fun to tell your clients) I don’t see where you’re coming up with these random pedo accusations…well, I mean other than the whole angry, desperation thing you got goin. It’s pretty typical with your type…you go around mouthing off, then ya get put in yer place by someone better, but oh no, yer from the lil Johnny Flunk school of education…passed along from one grade to the next, always getting an ‘A’ for having a positive ‘Attitude’, always having someone there to spoon feed you and wipe your ass for you, never once even tasting the bitterness of failure or inadequacy…well, until you reach the real world anyway, then ya meet someone like me who pretty much -- slaps you eight ways to last Tuesday with yer own stupidity. And so really, what recourse do you have? I mean it’s not like I’m wrong, it’s not like you can actually counter any of the arguments or points I brought up in the email to your client…so what does lil Johnny Flunk do in a situation like that? Yeah, that’s right…you lie…you slander…you -- Jesus up the ass with the business end of a steel rake and you resort to the most pathetic, Hitler inspired, cliche of “attacks”, couching your failed reasoning in the guise of, “Oh I read the accusation somewhere else by a doorknob just like me so it MUST be true!” Let me tell ya something child, I’ve seen yer lil song and dance many times over. I’ve been on the net even before you knew what the Internet was. I’ve been randomly accused of pretty much everything under the sun, from being a supposed pedophile, to the polar opposite contradiction of a pedophile (an adult baby), to even the full embodiment of the antichrist himself. Your flailing, blind accusations however hold no weight and unfortunately for you, you can’t back lies up with bull-- So you fail…and that makes you angrier…doesn’t it? So you do it again…and again…and again…and eventually an interesting thing happens. You become what’s known by many as a “Hatter Addict”. Forever trying to “get back” at me for blistering your ass over my knee with reality, rather than simply own up to your failings. Little Johnny Flunk can NEVER admit to failure, can you? So you get caught in a vicious cycle, since, sad to say for you, nothing bothers me…ever. Hell, I once had a kook like you who went so far over the edge he actually hacked and defaced the Nambla home page with pictures and derogatory remarks about me. Now honestly child, if THAT didn’t bother me, do you REALLY think your lil overcompensation is even going to give me anything more a bit of a chuckle? snicker You’re WAY out of yer league on this one you cl00less Webbie and we Netters…well we don’t ever go easy on yer type. Anything you censor, delete or try and hide will be reposted publicly on Usenet. And no, Sparkles, you can’t get things taken off Usenet. Once posted…posts are permanent, they can’t EVER be undone, they’re FOREVER. And no amount of your --ing and whining to Flickr or any other entity that has nothing to do with Usenet at all is going to bother listening to you so long as I follow the rules on THEIR site. The key phrase being “their site”. Anything that happens outside of their domain isn’t their problem, no matter how much you would like to try and make it so. I can understand the need though, lil Johnny Flunk is looking for a new parent figure to bail him out and make him feel all warm, protected and special…hate to break it to ya, but I REALLY don’t think the guys who own Flickr wanna take on THAT particular role in regards to your -- britches. It’s high time you put on some big girl panties and learn to wipe yer own ass, Kiddo. nods'''|His reply}}
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{{squote|snicker.|Onideus|not losing his cool}}

However, there was one slight problem: Matthew sent the letter to the '''[[my sides|TO THE WRONG PERSON]]'''! Realizing his mistake, he sent a second email containing an "apology" [[Doing it wrong|mixed with more insults]], threats and details on how he's going to get even with that guy who ''did'' get his Flickr banned, as if the guy he was emailing should care or something.

<div style="line-height:300%;font-size:large;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">[told you soretardation abound]</div><div id="mw-customcollapsible-third" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
{{squote|Oops, my bad, you both subscribe to the same Flickr group and you both had little snit fits in regards to recent postings of mine so I mixed the two of you up. Disregard the last email and good luck with your client (hopefully you’re working on correcting some of the problems I brought up)|part 1}}

{{squote|Wait, back up, not the same kook as originally posted, the kook who sent that "threat" email was the kook posting in this Flickr thread: (dead link) That kooks name is Nate Klaiber. He's one of the original Jeff Croft slurpers who was tryin to talk shit about me for saying Flash was the future of web design. Needless to say...he's regrettin that decision. LOL I think I'll take this picture of his wife: (jesus christ matty) ...and do a lil dick sucking animation. *snicker* He, he, he...I'll make ya famous...all ya gotta do is mouth off and post some pictures of yerself. <nowiki>`, )</nowiki>|part 2}}
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So, obviously, our hero was a true professional and a well respected member of the [[Script kiddie|programming society]]. His [[Notepad++|site]] was synonymous with quality, up until [[Delete Fucking Everything|it was shut down]] in 2010 after [[Epic Fail|he messed with the wrong person]].

====='''Unemployment'''=====

A few years ago, Fad Matter was hit by a car (probably an ice cream truck) and has been [[Worthless|unemployed]] since then. Despite bragging about the joy he felt and money he made while working at Walmart and Dairy Queen, while looking for a new job he said on his blog:

{{quote|Hell at this point I really *WOULD* work for Wal*Mart or Dairy Queen or even fuckin McDonalds if they were hiring.|[https://farfoos.livejournal.com/11055.html Moulton]|[[LOL|if]] McDonald's was hiring.}}

His main income at the moment is disability checks, collecting unemployment, and [[Lame|mooching off his mother]]. He uses the car accident as an excuse to avoid working while wearing blue-tinted sunglasses. Matthew believes they prevent car-wreck induced migraines and help him lose weight since he's a fucking [https://www.gearfuse.com/weight-loss-glasses-make-food-look-unappealing/ moron]. In reality, they are worn by people with [[Aspergers]] syndrome so they may avoid eye contact.

The [[HA HA|hit-and-run]] left him crippled and addicted to pain killers. It also, at least according to him, caused him to be '''incontinent''' even though he was wearing diapers before the [[good|tragic]] accident.

Let me step out of this article for a minute and assure you that this is no act of baseless libel. Everything you've read up to this point is, unfortunately, entirely true.

====Housing====
[[Image:Omhmonkey.jpg|thumb|right|'''GOD LEVEL!''']]
Fast forward to 2010. The Mad Matter is now jobless, and, being the master of finances that he is, followed the trend of utter disappointing regret by losing his house. After all, this is the man who once allegedly spent $4,000 on an authentic Mad-Hatter hat. Not one to be easily discouraged, Onideus then decided to take up residence in [https://groups.google.com/g/alt.nuke.the.usa/c/-hAmaLMtQwQ an apartment]. It didn't matter that he [[Illegal|didn't have permission to move in or anything]]. On his precious blog, he declared:

{{quote|The only way the will get me out is through the courts}}

His tough guy act online is laughable and in real life it is even less effective. So he tried to make a deal but when they checked his credit history that wasn't happening and he was promptly kicked out. The negative items on his credit report were probably because he spent all his money on [[babyfur|creepy pornography]], diapers, and LEGO toys.

Afterwards Matthew spent the following months living in his car and crashing with relatives, much like [[Nick Bravo]]; all of whom hated and [[Asking for it|verbally abused the little pussy]] before kicking him out. A particularly hilarious encounter occurred when he [[Freeloader|moved in]] with his uncle who complained '''BECAUSE ONIDEUS STINKS TOO BAD''' and wanted him out. Onideus, being the genius that he is, installed a webcam to spy on his uncle. Later Onideus confronted his uncle with the footage and accused him of some sort of conspiracy to blame the smell of turds from his cat on him. Yelling at his uncle who has been letting his smelly ass stay with him, while also informing him that he's been videotaping him in secret, went as well as you would expect and the hatter was thrown out and on the streets again. Around 2010 his [[stupid|merciful]] mother let him move back in, Moulton has been [[Game over|living with her and jobless for the past 4 years]].

===Fantasy life===

{{morphquote|morphquot27|background-color:#FFCCCC;border-radius:1em;margin:0 auto;padding:1em;max-width:55em;|font-weight: bold;

|By the time I started college I had already built one of the fastest variable symmetric multiprocessing super clusters in the fuckin state, had ten different academic grants passed and approved based on *MY* prototypes and projects, helped to create one of the very first annual school district "technology fairs" in the state and was instantly given the fuckin keys to the local college's entire technology building for "full/all access" 24 fuckin 7. Hell, even in high school, I was made a district technology coordinator by Sophomore year.
|'''{{archive|IeWHM#36.6%|Onideus}}''', ''being a pathological liar.''

|Actually, in my case anyway, it's had the complete OPPOSITE effect in general. I've gotten TONS of uber high level contract jobs over the years that I NEVER would have gotten if ~not~ for all my online activity. My list of clients includes a five time Emmy Award winning production company and even the fuckin WHITE HOUSE!
|[[Talk:888chan#Dear_Onideus|Onideus]]
}}

Baby Matt's mind is filled with delusional fantasies of his own achievements. These include the supposed creation of a new video codec he called ''[[Genius|Interpixel Cascade Fusion]]'' (never actually completed or even demoed, ever); the world-shaking discovery of ''alpha-transparent video'' (which the real world discovered circa 1970) and something called a ''perfect liquid website'' which is probably some kind of slang for extremely runny [[adult baby|diaper play]]—no one really knows because he hasn't finished it.

He also claims to be one of the greatest Flash designers alive, ignoring the inconvenient [[fact]] that 99 percent of his purported creations are non-working "under construction" versions. Hatter regularly makes empty threats related to hacking various websites for ignoring, mocking or banning him. And to nobody's surprise, [[fail|nothing ever happens]].

At least in his mind, he's an expert programmer, just ask him for the lulz. Even so, he claims to prefer working at Walmart because it is fulfilling to put boxes on shelves all day for minimum wage. When a [[Professional|senior engineer at Microsoft]] asked about his expertise, [[Computer Science III|Onideus]] submitted as evidence a program he'd wrote in C++. Unfortunately, he neglected to compile it as a release build, so the debug information was included. When run under the debugger, the "program" revealed itself to be homework assignment for a [[Script kiddie|beginner's programming class]].

Added to those lies are numerous other outrageous claims made by him. Onideus tends to make up [[Delusional|new, contradictory, false stories]] about himself on a regular basis. Including, but not limited to: Being a world class paintball player, being rich '''{{archive|vMG39|just like}}''' [[LifeInATent|LifeInADumpster]], being one of the poorest people in the US, being the target of massive DDoS attacks, working for the government, having the largest privet database on the planet, being physically fit, being super-humanly strong, being popular and surrounded by friends and whatever [[Here we go again|new lie he comes up with this week]].

When caught being a [[truth|pathological liar]], he will often claim that it is all an act. He will go on to claim that he is one of several personalities, making up lies to confuse his pursuers by combining fact with fiction until it is [[A winnar is you|impossible to tell them apart]]. Truthfully, however, he is just a loser who tries to impress people online because he has no life, mistakenly let's embarrassing truths about himself slip out and then adds more lies on top of them hoping people will believe the flattering ones.

Below is a handy-dandy guide to determine if his statements are true:

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'''If what Onideus says makes him look like a sad, perverted failure it is -''' <div style="font-family:Impact; color:green;">'''True'''</div>

'''If what Onideus says makes him look like a super-competent ubermensch it is -''' <div style="font-family:Impact; color:red;">'''False'''</div>
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The general consensus is that Fatter should stick to his core competencies in the realms of pedophilia and menial labor.

===Assessment===

Many unwary people are mildly irritated when they first experience Hatter's "trolling." Not so much for the content but because Hatter dedicates almost his entire valueless existence to writing long boring text walls. After beholding a few of these, one realizes that he's a genuine retard with an [[USI|unwarranted sense of importance]]. Similar to [[Chris-chan]], who is also fat, spends inordinate amounts of time on the Internet, is incapable of holding down a job and has [[lonely|almost no friends]].

===His mother===

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? His mother once filed a lawsuit for '''{{archive|J4ONY|$300 billion}}''' due to massive amounts of butthurt! Now she's a member of the '''{{archive|pmpVA|College Place School Board}}'''. So if you ever wondered why your children don't learn shit in school, now you know. The rest of the school board would probably not be as cool in their stance about a fellow board member allowing her son, who's a proven pedophile, to live with her.

{{quote|I really don't get why you idiots think the lawsuit thing is a joke...I mean...my family in general has a looooong fucking history of suing people all over the fucking place. Hell my mom sues people just to grief them!|'''{{archive|NKMwd|Onidues}}'''|proving where he inherited his retardation}}

<center><gallery>
File:Susan Moulton.jpg|I also would've beat the snot out of my son if I had to wake up to that every morning!
File:Susan moulton lawsuit1.png|Newspaper clipping.
File:Susan moulton lawsuit2.jpg|$300 billion!
File:Susan moulton school board.jpg|This is why American's schools are failing.
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==1996: Onideus Vs. various adult baby/Lego sites==
[[Image:Moultonpyle4ab.jpg|thumb|This is my article. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.]]

====Adult Baby Groups====

Onideus first got online around 95/96 and immediately joined some adult baby groups on Usenet under the alias "Babymatthew" (This [[Skeleton in the closet|led to his ultimate downfall]] later on). He spent some time there until at one point he attempted to make money by selling his VHS diaper collection. This collection was nothing more than clips of cartoons which he didn't own in which children are shown in diapers, proving he and everyone else in that group is a pedophile. When he failed to deliver on anything he was chased out of the group altogether.

Later, when this would all come to light, he would try to claim it is a case of mistaken identity and that the Matthew in question is someone else. Although there ''was'' some other adult baby named Matt, not only did he start posting ''years'' before Onideus even got online, but also there is that Usenet publicly displays all Email addresses and the one in posts attributed to Onideus clearly has his last name in it.

Another excuse he uses to try and pretend he doesn't like to shit himself and then jerk-off still sitting in his own load, is to claim he was only trolling. However, not only did he join these groups before joining Usenet troll groups and knowing what trolling even was, all his interactions with them seem friendly (by his standards, but still far more civil than he acted anywhere else) and there is no indication of him doing anything there even resembling trying to troll.

====LEGO Sites====

Matt, being the autistic that he is, looooooves LEGOs, and still buys and plays with them to this day despite being in his mid to late 30s. Later he would join the Lego community [https://news.lugnet.com/space/?n=1884 to show] [https://news.lugnet.com/space/?n=1807 off "impossible" models] [https://news.lugnet.com/space/?n=1933 that could only be created with his godlike skills]. Unfortunately, he became extremely jealous of the attention lavished upon one James Jessiman, who: 1. Developed the immensely popular virtual Lego program "Ldraw" and: 2. Died of cancer. Matthew posted several attacks against this admired man, causing the entire community to [https://news.lugnet.com/admin/general/?n=8118 ostracize him].

When this and the rest of his overall unpleasant personality brought on criticism, in stark contrast to his regular behavior, he began to apologize when he was about to be thrown out, put on a martyr act full of passive aggressive rants and [https://news.lugnet.com/?q=Moulton&s=o&v=a&qn=55 begged not to be banned].

Seeing as this was just before he joined his first troll site it was before he learned how to conceal his massive butthurt over everything by claiming to be a troll.

==1996-2003 and sporadically after: OMH Vs. Usenet ==
[[Image:fatterinlove.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]
After his banishment he moved to the small internet town of Usenet that has long been forgotten by the Internet. Finding a proto-troll community where people openly attack one another and yet are never banned, he entered into a never-ending cycle of pointless slapfights. A normal person would realize at some point that he can't subdue a perpetually renewing community with countless members with flame wars and impotent intimidation, but not Onideus. Thus he began his 10+ year quest to "win" against all of Usenet.

And so, '''"Mad Hatter"''' was born. Or should I say "reborn" because he actually stole his username. When an immensely popular user called "Brad Turcotte" with his own fanclub stopped posting with no prior notice, Matt stole his handle in an attempt to leech off his popularity. In 2003 he would supplement that nickname with "Onideus", being a combination of the Japanese word for demon and the greek word for god, proving he is a [[weeaboo]], [[retard|pseudo intellectual]] and a [[tryhard]] all in one fell swoop.

He posted on Usenet for over a decade, almost two decades in fact. To date, he's made over '''45,000''' inane posts on a single Usenet group named [[Alt.tasteless|alt.2600]] in a fashion that could rival that of [[Jai Maharaj]]. These aren't your average one-liners, but instead massive [[butthurt]] textwalls filled with crappy grammar and [[emoticon]] abuse on par with that of a crying [[13 year old girl]]. As you may have guessed, his time is valuable.

Onideus is proud of his incessant posting to dusty old [[Usenet|Usenet groups]], known also as "froups" by the profoundly retarded. Whenever Matthew's [[Less Than Three|accomplishments]] are called into question, he inevitably mentions Usenet as if that's supposed to mean something. To him it's some kind of amazing accomplishment that gives him seniority for hanging around hackers and oldfags despite never actually learning a single thing in all that time. Unlike in his fantasies, non-crazy folks [[Get a life|abandoned]] Usenet long ago. His devotion to Usenet is due to the fact he can't get banned from it. This is why Usenet has been reduced to [[trolls]] and spammers that no sane person bothers with anymore. Furthermore, Sad Fatter's signature is the longest in history, containing [[Lame|over 60 lines of Hatter self-quotes]] in [[fail|a pathetic attempt to look k3wl]].

But even though he considers Usenet his e-house and mentions it whenever he can, Matthew is the laughing-stock of his Internet home as well. The various pranks pulled on him there include things like [https://alt.2600.narkive.com/6yFbViQR/vote-usenet-kook-awards-and-afa-b-awards-feb-mar-2009#post4 being nominated for], '''{{archive|zF7CX|and winning}}''' some sort of prominent Usenet retard award, resulting in him threatening punishment that will be exacted upon everyone involved. A terrible punishment that never came, in what you will see is a regular pattern for him. On another occasion a user '''hacked the NAMBLA website and added Onideus to the registry''', giving him a reputation as a child molester that he would later earn anyway (he pretends not to be butthurt about it but often mentions the guy who did it and says how glad he is that he's dead).

Still, after losing a flame wars and getting humiliated by yet another site, Matthew inevitably runs back to the open arms of Usenet to cry about it. Again, this is his security blanket because he can't get banned. But don't be mistaken, he's just as hated and ridiculed there as he is anywhere else.

Finally, many years later, one hacker in the group would have enough of Onideus and utterly destroy his non-life to the point Onideus is today still scared to return there.

But, we are getting ahead of ourselves. The hacking occurred around 2010 and was one of the latest chapters in fattie's sad story. Let us forget about that for a moment and go back to when Matthew was a sad babyfur, living in a house and posting on Usenet. Instead of what he is now: A sad babyfur, living with his mother and still posting on Usenet. For many years he would scarcely leave the sanctuary of that site, until finally making his way to PoE to gain his inevitable [[lolcow]] status.

==2003/2005-2009: Moultard vs. Portal of Evil==

Hatter started posting at the [[Portal of Evil]] back in late 2003 after some gay fucking [[pedophilia|anime]] site was listed there, and after witnessing the fatty's extreme cuntiness, [[Kthor]] decided to list '''{{archive|J9me6|Moulton's own "website"}}''' on the portal. Fatter soon proceeded to rack up thousands of futile and idiotic posts, most of which were deleted by the admin [[Fat|Chet]] when fatty was banned. He provided much [[lulz]] to the regulars by furiously defending how important his job was as [[poor|a fry cook at Dairy Queen]], asserting that he was the "equivalent" of management because he sometimes manned the store alone during off-hours, and that he did the work of several people at once because he was so incredibly efficient.

Hatter was allowed to creep back in under a new alias in 2005, under which he made another 3,000+ posts full of nonsensical babble and harebrained catchphrases. It was morbidly interesting to watch Hatter flail about as he desperately tried to convince himself that he was something other than an overweight, blubbering, [[Basement-dweller|rancid mass of butter]], but all good things must come to an end, and his unsightly, grease-soaked ass was finally booted from PoE in late December 2006.

He then returned to his usual haunts on Usenet, where he denounced Chet, PoE, and Kthor in a series of dumb and screechy posts, and suspected everyone of being a '''{{archive|giVU4|"Poetard".}}'''

On July 1st, 2007, Chet's flaky Portal of Evil code suffered a massive failure and '''{{archive|RKIoj|let the fat fuck log in again}}'''. However, he was soon ejected and again withdrew to Usenet, where he vowed buttery revenge:

{{squote|'''For fun I might exploit his shit encoded PHP login form and see if I can't phish for some passwords using a couple dictionary files. Given the level of sheer fucking stupidity that most of the PoEtards exhibit I'd be willing to bet that most of them have pretty simplistic passwords. It's get REALLY funny if I start posting AS the PoEtards using their own accounts. LOL'' I figure once I've completely ruined and ripped apart PoE I'll move on to their big brother SA and teach those Webbie fags a thing or six about old school trolls like myself. `, )'''|[http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.2600/msg/caa9890f01cb5193?hl=en& Sad Fatter, incomparably delusional]}}

Naturally, he failed to actually make good on any of these threats. If the talk is cheap, 6,000+ posts on a message board dedicated to making fun of him must be the steepest volume discount of all time.

Hatter is currently '''{{archive|uvq4H|posting on PoE as user}}''' Your_Daddy and when not defending practitioners of bestiality, he furiously denies that he's the Fatter, though of course his cliched catchphrases and juvenile spelling are a total giveaway. Later he would be trolled by PoE yet again when he decides to start copying things they said about him to his blog to try to respond to them since he was banned and end up having to block anonymous comments and delete mass amounts of spam when some of them came over there to poke fun at him some more.

{{cg|Sad loser walls of text|onideuscrap|center|<gallery perrow=5>
Image:MoultonWalmartPost.jpg|Read this epic tale from the trenches of Walmart...
Image:TheYearling.jpg|Then this.
Image:MoultonCycle.jpg|Another PoE response
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:MoultonBeingOwnedAgain.jpg
Image:FatterPOE4.jpg|A vision of Matthew's life
Image:FatterPOE5.jpg|Wherein a bokken and a blue serape make their appearance
</gallery>}}

===A Dark Past Catches Up With Our Hero===

[[image:Bm_website_banner.jpg|center]]

After making such a colossal [[lolcow]] of himself on Portal of Evil, Kthor and the other PoE regulars started to do some digging through the [[Usenet]] groups that Fatter proclaimed were so superior to what he called the "Webbies". The search proved fruitful, to say the least...

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{{frame|[[Image:MoultonMoobs.jpg|320px|lol [[fatty]] ]] [[Image:MoultonUsenetFail1.jpg|350px|WHAT]]|border=pink|background=pink}}
</center>

*'''{{archive|ykUbd|Moulton is mocked for working at Walmart}}''' - [[sick fuck|tries to turn the conversation into spanking roleplay.]]
*{{wayback|http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Alt/alt.2600/2005-08/msg01538.html|20080817035740|title=Mocked further, now with EXTRA DOCS}}
*[https://groups.google.com/g/soc.culture.scottish/c/TkW7cUQqYM4/m/qVq6VLAxL_wJ lol adult baby]

Soon they found out that Moulton is a [[babyfur]], [[adult baby]] and [[fat|needs to wear a bra because of his moobs]] who '''deliberately wears diapers so he can shit on himself'''. They found out that he was selling his collection of clips of pedophilic nature from TV shows he does not own online, which is illegal. Then chubby concocted his story about the other BabyMatthew and his so-called trolling as was already discussd.

===Virginity? Intact!===

{{Virgin}}

[[File:Still a virgin.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]

Despite being willing to make absurd false claims about all kinds of things, Fatter becomes '''{{archive|SxTjj|curiously evasive}}''' when asked about his sex life.

This is the proper response to anything he says, in any context, ever: "You are a 33-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart."

{{squote|{{wayback|http://users.eagles.sisna.com/mmoulton.eagle/_forsale/index.html|20020313085855|title=Currently I have several gigabytes worth of adult baby video material that I've collected.}} I'm currently selling al-a-cart video CD's for $5 a piece (shipping is included for continental US).|BabyMatt Moulton'''}}

'''In the end'''

Matt's fight with PoE continues on and off for many years. Eventually the site underwent a series of awful changes and everyone lost interest in it. But not before our favorite pants shitter tried to take credit for it, saying that the only reason PoE started having Email verification in 2008 was to try and keep him out (even though his previous '''YEARS''' of "trolling" them had no such effect and they still approved his new accounts) and saying the sites loss of traffic was due to him. When confronted with the fact that, at the time he said that, traffic was actually up, he claimed that this was ''also'' due to him since [[USI|everyone only comes to PoE to talk about him.]]

In short, his years of idle threats, banned accounts, and attempts to get them mad did zero damage but provided them with endless entertainment, pumping the precious life-blood of lulz into a site he so hated at his expense.

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==2006, Dec14 from about 11:00AM until about 12:00PM: Moultard vs. Something Awful==

Like all wannabe trolls, the Moultard joined [[Something Awful]] in a valiant attempt to wreak vengeance upon them after his favorite [[babyfur]] forum called ''"Fox Tales Times"'' {{wayback|http://foxtalestimes.actifforum.com/ftopic2795-0-asc-15.htm|20070107030124|title=was mentioned by SA}} and was, of course, banned by Lowtax literally within an hour. Meaning he was so mad at trolls he was '''willing to spend actual money''' just to argue with them. Money which was lost 60 minutes later. Giving Lowtax 10$... He really showed them. 
As usual, vengeance was sworn:

{{squote|'''I don't think they'll make too big a fuss around here...if they do...I'll be more than happy to trash the fuck out of their user forums like I did on PoE when I forced Chet to obliterate entire FORUMS over on PoE News just to try and shut me up. I especially liked the parts when he banned me for the, eight time I believe it was, as he went screaming through the forums about how he was going to sue me for "libeling his business". ^_^'''}}

However, since an account on SA costs money, and people get banned for fucking typos, he couldn't "trash the fuck out of their user forums" like he promised without losing hundreds of dollars in the process, which wouldn't have been much of a revenge. After his ban, he returned to usenet to claim victory and was laughed at there as well.

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==2007-????: Moultard vs. ED & Wikipedia, with a special guest appearance by "The Reaver"==

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When he discovered this article, Hatter made [[over 9000]] attempts to either [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|delete]] it or transform it into a absurdly complementary article about himself that he had ever written. After his various [[sock]]s were [[b&]] by ED admins, he created the same article on [[Wikipedia]] and then furiously threatened to [[butthurt|DDoS Wikipedia's servers]] after their mods [[baleeted]] it. Of course, this threat was never carried out because he's a flabby, inept coward.
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{{squote|'''This is your last warning. If you remove the page again, I'll unleash the Reaver upon Wikipedia. And yes, my bots do have the ability to circumvent your pathetic image verification.'''|Onideus Mad Hatter}}

"The Reaver" is a [[spam|spambot]] Hatter claims to have written to inflict his [[Nerd Rage|terrible vengeance]] on a world that has rejected him; he's threatened Wikipedia and ED with it, but of course [[truth|it doesn't exist or he would have actually used it]]. Later, Matthew completely contradicted himself by writing the following in the comments section of the [[New York Times]] troll article:

{{squote|'''You see I’m generally not liaked much by n00b level tweenage trolls, the kind that infest areas of the web like Encyclopedia Dramatica or Special ED as I call it. I specifically tormented those types in order to goad them into creating the following: {{wayback|http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Onideus_Mad_Hatter|20110426182405|title=Which I then use as a kind of justification to attack other people.}}|Onideus Mad Hatter}}

Not only did he contradict himself with that, but he also later claimed that "Reaver" is the name of the world's greatest programmer with whom he is friends with and who also helps him with programming his "God Level" websites. Guess it's hard for him to keep his story straight when he's as full of shit as his diaper.

{{squote|'''I'm sort of a novice when it comes to programming, I just know the very basics... If it's really simple I'd be very grateful if someone could just write the code for me'''|Onideus Mad Hatter {{colortext|green|'''MASTER PROGRAMMER'''}}|https://groups.google.com/g/alt.comp.lang.learn.c-c++/c/uK6gbBCI3QA}}

Of course, after "goading us" into creating this article he then [[ED:VIP|blanked it a bunch of times]]. ALL PART OF THE PLAN GUYS! Wait...what?

But that wasn't it. What basically happened after that was Onideus started sinking money into "trolling" the [[WMF]] by doing things like buying servers, domains, etc to try and be like [[Daniel Brandt]], but nothing came of it so he then called in some legal threats claiming they libeled him by calling him a vandal/troll. After that he...... did nothing. Obviously the multi-million corporation that is the Wikimedia Foundation was seriously daunted by a fat nerd with no money for a lawyer.

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==2007: Banned from Sakura Con==

In this chapter of the story, our hero makes an AMV which gets rejected. Instead of being an adult about it, he sulks and decides he isn't going to the convention. After being told that the tickets are non-refundable, he decides to start sending threatening letters to the administration with pictures of their heads phooped onto gay porn. Realizing what kind of nut-case they were dealing with, they decided it was better to just give the freak his money back and keep him the fuck away from the convention and the children for which these cons are intended, informing him of their decision with this letter:

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This naturally led to a [https://web.archive.org/web/20090222042401/https://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/browse_thread/thread/4f641d01ff7c8d60/403b309f6e281078?hl=en&lnk=st&q=%22sakura-con%22+onideus self-congratulatory series of Usenet posts], as Fatter attempted to spin getting kicked out of a [[con]] into a favorable light. Matt, you have entered a [[epic fail|rarefied pantheon]] occupied by such [[losers|paragons of human achievement]] as [[Tumbles the Stairdragon]]. Nice work.

Incidentally, he mentions that he got the refund for one of four tickets and that he was still waiting for the other three. Since this is the last time he mentions this, there is a good chance he never saw that money again.

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==2008: Matty vs. Thermodynamics/ The Perpetual Moulton Machine==

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In the fall of 2008, Moulton announced to the mighty intellects of Usenet that he was applying for a patent. Was it for the revolutionary ''Interpixel Cascade Fusion''? Nooooo! Was it the ''Perfect Liquid Website''? Nooooo. It was, in fact, for a "Geomagnetric Resonence Energy Generator" ''(sic)'' (see '''{{archive|s7A7K|here}}'''). Or, in normal English, a perpetual motion machine.

{{squote|'''I don't understand why you dribblers are so excited about it though, even if it does work it'll effectively render itself to be non-cost effective simply because it would sky rocket the price of neodymium magnets. I mean it's not like there's an infinite supply of RARE earth magnets. The other obvious problem is, what happens when you essentially rip off energy from the planets magnetic field? On a really large scale, with large devices all over the planet, we could be looking at completely fucking up the rotation of the earth, possibly an offset as high as one day a year. To put it simply, this is not some design to "get rich quick", it's largely for my own PERSONAL experimentation and use.'''|Baby Matt, always learned and eloquent}}

Since Hatter is as ignorant as the day is long, he doesn't realize that the US Patent Office no longer awards patents for ridiculous perpetual motion machines without proof that they work (i.e. never), and that him calling his woo-woo device a "perpetual energy drive" is not the cunning ploy he thinks it is. He would later try to claim he never said that when SASS brings it up, even though a video that he uploaded about it is <s>'''{{ytlink|fc-UgFrD_zw|STILL on his YouTube}}'''</s> [[Baleet|BALEETED!]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20141206035022/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-UgFrD_zw (Archived)] (comments locked).

==2008-2009: Moultard vs. SASS==

Following his ban from SA, everyone's favorite Wal-Mart employee did the next logical thing and went to [[SASS]] to vent his butthurt and seek revenge. However, there he only repeated his usual performance, except this time, they let him stick around [[for the lulz]]. SASS systematically tore down every claim Matt ever made, including "hacking" and "destroying" SA and PoE, his perpetual motion machine, the video of which he had to lock the comments on due to them spamming it, and his [[Computer Science III|1337 coding skills]]. One SASShole even took a good look at his GOD-LEVEL coding and tried to make it work, which resulted in the server that Fatter's stupid website was hosted on to [[fail|crash]]. Blubbering with rage, Fat Hatter did what any butthurt [[Deviantart|Tartlet]] would do and dug up the TOS for SASS's provider, threatening to destroy everything. SASS just rolled their collective eyes and kept laughing at him.

In the end, Matt got pissy because SASS hasn't awarded him with the big payoff of a [[b&|ban]], which to his fucked-up logic equates to [[epic fail|win]]. His new tactic was to claim that his hacking threats on SA, PoE, Wikipedia and ED are just a delusion created by the SASS [[circlejerk|hivemind]] followed by accusing members of SASS of leveling death threats at him while namedropping the [[v&|FBI]]. They called Matt out on his bullshit lies, repeatedly requesting him to link to the posts containing said threats. Staying true to form, he quickly made several attempts to dodge the question and change the subject.

Mad Hatter also revealed the true current extent of his education: he's certified to operate an electric pallet jack, an accomplishment that he is inordinately proud of.

After SASS mysteriously disappeared in November 08, Matty [https://groups.google.com/g/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/c/yTDsqvhI4rw/m/P2sS-d0qfbwJ claimed responsibility] for its downfall:

{{squote|'''LOL... {{wayback|http://sass.buttes.org/forum/|20081108025038|title=http://sass.buttes.org/forum/}} The owner all thought he was an anonymice and that no one could find out who he really was, so then I went and found his dox, started e-mailing them to people all over the place and then I guess one of them told him to take the whole site down or else they would release his dox and expose all his RL info. Hilarity then ensued and the whiny little man-baby took his server and went home, shutting the whole thing down, [[Delete fucking everything|baleeting fucking everything]] and leaving the Internets FOREVERS!!1!'''}}

In reality, SASS went offline due to constant in-fighting and a lack of funds. It had nothing to do with Onideus who didn't actually do anything. Later he would try to join SASS's replacement "The New Effort" only to get mocked and banned once again. Amazingly, this time he did not swear revenge (that we are aware of) and settled for just crying about it on his blog.

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==2008: Fatter vs. Dramachan==
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In November 2008, Fatter graced Dramachan with his presence, and Onideus was suddenly faced with his greatest foe: a bombardment of BEANS. This is probably the best way of dealing with Onideus, and beans are far more interesting than anything that slips past his shit sucking lips. You could feel his rage gathering in retaliation to having a mere vegetable placed upon a pedestal way above him, so watching him acknowledge that the general public places him below a vegetable in a popularity contest is a truly satisfying pastime (especially when he panics and tries to boast about his LOL ORIGINAL Care Bears script and cookie cutter RPG in the making). In other words; everyone ignored him and posted pictures of beans instead, making him rage.

Sadly, the thread has long since abandoned the beans concept in the face of Oni's massive stupidity and giant walls of text; it is over 28 pages long, and after a month or so of being kept on life support, the thread is finally dead and, since it was not properly archived by the Wayback Machine, no one knows what other lulz and stupid promises of vengence Onideus has made on that thread. What ''is'' know is that after the fact Onideus tried to get back at them by writing hate articles about the site on his short lived FurAffinity knock-off. 
 
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==2008: Fatter vs. FurAffinity==
[[Image:Onideus_-_Fur_Affinity_-_Pooping_On_Your_Website.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Fur Affinity responds to stupid threat.]]
Sometime in 2008, Onideus was banned from [[FurAffinity]] for three days for photoshoping someone's head onto something and uploading it to this article. Instead of taking the hint, Fatter decided he'd get back at those mean ol' furries by starting {{wayback|http://www.fur-affinity.org/|20090604210101|title=a furry art dump site of his own}}... One that just happens to have the same name as the site he was banned from. Unfortunately, Fatter seems to have let two facts slip through his mind:

*A couple of popular furry art dump sites exist: DeviantArt and FurAffinity.
*It takes a lot more than hatred and "god coder skills" to run an art dump site that's even halfway decent.

He claims that the interface for his counterfeit site will be based fully in Flash and, like his Usenet "froups", it'll be damn near impossible to get banned from the site for anything except [[CP|child porn]]. The Dramachan thread linked above features more of his bragging about how his site is going to eventually replace FurAffinity.

<s>Presently, his FurAffinity knockoff is still in "development"; the site contains nothing but potshots at people on FurAffinity and Dramachan, and as its content hasn't changed and new content hasn't been added for months, it'll likely become another of Baby Matt's many failed, abandoned projects.</s> He said he would have the site up and running by Christmas 2009, but instead he got nasty poop in his stocking and the site is dead.

Following his announcement to make a new FA lulz were had by all and he had to [https://farfoos.livejournal.com/2727.html#comments filter out anonymous comments on his LiveJournal] due to massive spam and jokes at his expense and threaten to get anyone who trolls him banned from LJ.

He later got banned again for shitting on a dead guy's page and trying to troll everybody, to everyone else's entertainment.

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==2008-????: 4th Space (The Diaper game)==
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'''4th Space''' is Matthew's retarded diaper RPG that he spent at least two years trying to make and might still be working on it now, six years later.

==2008-2010: Fatter Uncensored==
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Despite going to great pains to build a completely unworkable Flash-driven "blog" on his own website, Baby Matthew later created a free Blogger blog called '''{{archive|1aoj|Onideus Uncensored}}'''. The blog was Matty's prime outlet for posting his trademark infinite butthurt textwalls, which became gradually longer and less coherent. Banned from all forums that he's frequented, he now uses the blog to repost deleted messages and respond to comments about him where nobody will see or read them in a sad attempt to get the last word. Although mostly a boring and pointless blog, it contains a few events worth saving.

===='''Onideus vs. PoE continues-'''====
The blog was probably originally created because he had just been banned (yet again) from Portal of Evil. Not being able to let this go or deal with the fact they are still making fun of him where he can't respond, he opened this blog to repost comments from there and angrily reply to them. Soon he had to [[delete fucking everything]] from the comment section and block anonymous posting because PoEtards were spamming the shit out of him with insults. By disabling anon, he effectively blocked out anyone who didn't think he was worth the 2 minutes it takes to make an account. Meaning virtually everyone.

===='''Onideus vs. Susan Brenner-'''====
Like all loser trolls who's lives revolve around the internet, any attempt to outlaw any aspect of trolling or argue that something done online could lead to jail time, strikes a nerve with Onideus and he must sooth his terror by lashing out at those who he does not agree with and try to calm his own nerves by proving them wrong while sucking on his thumb.

So was the case with Susan Brenner, a law professor who specialized in cyber-crime who '''{{archive|hPjfY|made a comment}}''' regarding the just cause of the search warrant on the 2009 Boston College Case. Matthew, believing he knows more about law than a professional, left a link in her comments to his butthurt blog-post arguing with her, to which she easily responded (mostly because Onideus not only knows nothing about law, but also completely misunderstood her position in the first place). Raging even harder, he replied again, this time bragging about giving bad legal advice and about '''attempting to find the names of the jurors in the Lori Drew case so he could harass them for coming to a verdict he did not like'''. Proving again how mad and immature he gets when attempts to outlaw [[cyber bullies]] are made, since believing his is one is his entire life.

Brenner, on her part, simply deleted the comment, mistaking Onideus for an angry teenager due to his copious use of emojis while discussing law and him calling her a '''"bitch"''' and telling her she needs to '''"shut her fucking mouth"''' (tall glass of MAD, anyone?). Being that she is a grown woman and a scholar, Matthew's gay, internet trolling had exactly zero effect on her and he simply '''{{archive|TeDRj|reposted his comment on his blog claiming that she "ran away"}}'''.

Despite his usual posturing, this time no threats were made. Probably because he realized that, unlike the furries and teenagers he usually loses arguments to, Brenner is a trained paralegal and could easily have his ass arrested for threat and harassment if he dared to say another word to her.

===='''Onideus vs. ED and EDF1: Round 2-'''====
Around the end of 2009 Onideus made another attempt to join [[EDF|EDF1]] thinking he was a troll. But being anything but, he was banned by Zaiger from both it and the IRC within 2 days for no reason besides being a lolcow and banning him being funny. '''{{archive|uDYsE|He immediately wrote a blog about it}}''', crying about how '''HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SHARE THE LULZ ;_;''' by talking people's ear off about some cunt no one cared about and whom he wanted us to write an article about (he was probably buttmad at her for something since he threatened to write articles about people who made him angry in the past).

When this only resulted in more laughs at his expense he wrote {{archive|53i3Z|a second post}}, this time threatening to email EDF1's forum host and try to get it banned. This did not work as planned and only brought about more laughing. The short-lived drama was of little continuance, but it ''is'' worth noting that this was the only post on his blog that inspired multiple edits and a string of spam comments consisting on nothing but the words '''"lol nerd"''', to each of which he responded with an entire paragraph of text, trying to get the commenter to get mad enough to say something else.

Besides those, there were a few other laughable fights he had on that blog that are a part of other sections in this article.

==2009: Fat Diaperfag Vs. Spriter's Block==

One of the fights mentioned in his blog was with a site called "'''Spriter's Block'''". A forum about making sprites which he probably joined to seek help in making his diaper related video game. However, once he got there, one of the users began berating him for being a retard just like every other site. Onideus immediately declared this person to be a ''"Hatter Addict"'', which is a term he uses to describe anyone who makes more than two posts about him, believing that means their lives must revolve around getting revenge on him like he does around getting revenge against everyone else, and '''{{archive|2ltZc|BAWWed about it on his blog}}'''.

He found the user's DA account and threatened to find and harass his friends (he never did that, indicating he's all big talk) and to get revenge by '''photoshopping the pictures of his cat''' in a true low-point of patheticness. When his comment got unceremoniously deleted, he turned his attention to getting revenge on the entire site. First, '''{{archive|PwOMw|making a post promising that he will contact HostGator and report them for terms of use violations}}'''. However, HostGator never removes anything without a court order. So even if he had actually attempted this, it would have no doubt failed.

Not satisfied, Onideus made a {{archive|qV9nR|third post}} in 24 hours, this time saying he had spammed them to inspect their security and is now considering making a spambot and sending it after them. He retracted that statement in the same post saying they aren't worth the effort. He'll just wait for his false complaint to go through. Since no such thing happened and he subsequently did not make that bot he said he would, it's pretty clear that it was another empty threat and he has no actual idea of how to carry it out.

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==2009: Baby Julie vs. SelectButton==
[[File:BabyJulie.png|thumb|right|300px|'''"Hatter, if I call you fat, will you write a paragraph in your next blog entry about me?"''' - Yes.]]
It can only be described as one of those "damnable things" when, in a weird collision of worlds, '''{{archive|GYVk7|Hatter appeared on the forums of gaming site Selectbutton}}''' in a thread about [[Bob's_Game|Bob's Game]]. Although [[Lie|he claimed to have been following the thread for weeks]], his reputation for truthfulness suggests that he followed one or more of the links from Portal of Evil. Hatter quickly took over the thread, because the Internet exists for FatHatMatt to talk about himself. Things get really weird on '''{{archive|6CfKt|page 38}}''', when Bob offers to buy him a Something Awful account (not knowing, of course, that Hatter was banned from SA long ago) if he'll go trash ''their'' Bob thread.

This ED page is dutifully linked, and the Selectbutton inhabitants realize that something strange and fat is in their midst. Hatter snarks that only PoE knows that he's on the Selectbutton forums, and that no one on ED knows about it. This was disproved within minutes when his post was temporarily quoted at the top of this very page.

As the Hatter spam increases in volume and venom, the forumgoers begin to drown him out with multiple autostreaming YouTube music videos, making some of the pages impossible to load. Hatter goes off in a huff to post on other threads, and is promptly banned by the admins. Predictably, he retreats to his own blog, calling them hypocrites for being retards who banned him for being retarded and periodically copying things they said about him so he could respond to them and possibly threatened to dox someone. In a last, sad effort to get revenge he tried claiming that '''{{archive|pLyh9|Bob is a troll and everyone on that forum is being trolled by him}}'''. A statement he later contradicted when he wrote '''{{archive|OmdGO|a long, angry post about what a fuckup Bob is}}''' on that same blog. Probably because, by that point, he was already buttmad at Bob himself.

He finally discovers that ED knows that he knows that ED doesn't know about him, and uses his 1337 skillz to hack ED by clicking on the "history" button. Fatter goes on a mission to discover who put his quote on this page (in another amazing coincidence, it turns out to be the same humble, witty and tirelessly truth-seeking person that wrote this very paragraph). Some extraordinary '''{{archive|YYSz|Internet detective work}}''' proves that someone with the same username made a single post on PoE only seven years ago, and is therefore, obviously, a PoE regular. He posts about this "victory" on his blog, presumably so he can read it over and over while cackling in lardy glee, because no one else will ever see it.

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==2009: Matthew Vs. Fox Tale Times==
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In mid 2009 Matthew noticed someone was posting about him on a furry site called '''"Fox Tales Times"''' and talking about how he sent him stalker-ish threat emails. Onideus conveniently claimed to "not remember" who these people are at all. But, if you are paying attention, you might notice that this is the same site he tried to white knight against SomethingAwful a few years ago, trying to troll [[lowtax]] by giving him 10$.

From there he went to his usual routine, reposting things from the forum on his LJ account so he can reply to them because he was already banned and threatening to destroy the site by doxing all the users then photoshoping their pictures. But this time his threat came with a little twist- Saying he is giving all the users on the forum one month to come begging him for forgiveness if they want to be spared from his terrible punishment via bad photo editing.

Obviously no one cared. His hilarious [[internet tough guy]] threat impressed no one and he ended up having to inform the people in question that he is threatening them so that someone will even notice. He ended up [https://farfoos.livejournal.com/2009/06/10/ making six consecutive posts on the same day] about this, [https://farfoos.livejournal.com/2009/06/11/ another one on the next day] and going to cry about it on [https://groups.google.com/g/misc.legal/c/aBRo5T3Hiyk/m/YsKn6C9HhpoJ usenet]. Among threats to dox and photoshop he also attempted to claim that the only reason he had not yet hacked the site or crushed it with his non-existing bots was because it would be too easy and this site will probably just destroy itself somehow soon.

When none of this worked he made a threat to '''write an ED article about them''', much to the indifference of everyone. Then he went to the next lame trick in his bag and said he might complain to their host about terms of use violations and make a site that is a knockoff of them and steal their users. Just like his failed try with FA. Not only that, but he claimed he had already made a site and on his trial run got so much traffic that it almost crashed his server. Despite this, the site never went up.

One month later, he has done nothing. No one came begging to him. He didn't make a new FTT. He didn't hack them or get them shut down by their host or write an article or photoshop any of them, not that that particular thread would have actually done something. The site is just fine and no one cares. 
Another big win for Onideus.

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==2010: Matt Vs. DevianArt and the death of "Backwater Productions"==

In 2010 Matt was banned from DA due to multiple accounts. He claims he only had one, but he was probably actually banned for spending his time there stalking little girls and boys. Following this he demanded that the money he paid for a premium account (lol what a faggot) be reimbursed and was hilariously told to fuck off. In a fit of rage, he promised to sue the site for fraud and registered the domain "www.chris-bolt.com" to slander him.

'''BIG MISTAKE'''

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'''Chris Bolt, owner of DeviantArt has likely started a MASSIVE DDoS attack on all my domains/sites, which is why they're all currently down. At the height of the attack he was shelling out around 1.8 MILLION packets per second. This came after he suddenly banned my account on DA, after idly mentioning ED, claiming I was using "multiple accounts" (a lie). I then asked to get a refund of the payment I had sent the week prior, for a premium membership, which they denied me, on the grounds of bullshit. I told them that was fine and that I would just have the bank do a cancel payment against them and then report them for fraud. Afterwards I registered the domain www.chris-bolt.com and then within 48 of doing all that the attacks on my servers/domains took place. As I'm not currently involved in ANY other particular volatile or trolling/flaming endeavors it seems more than obvious that these attacks are being instigated by the owner of DeviantArt, Chris Bolt.
'''On an up note, I can fix the problem quite easily by getting a dedicated hosting account on LunarPages, the great thing about that is that it would allow me to actually put up my Data Archive site as well as put up many other sites. Part of the reason I haven't been producing many new sites lately is because I was getting close to maxing the bandwidth on my account, so switching to a dedicated server will give me tons more room to play with.'''
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Chris Bolt is the owner and creator of DA, which is one of the biggest and most successful sites in the world. A pathetic pissant like Onideus is not even a blip on his radar. Matt might as well have been threatening [[Jimbo]] (not that he hasn't done that already). Sadly for Matt, unlike all the other major sites that he has made threats against that just laughed and ignored him, DA is run by a bunch of kids who are not above [[Jark|slap fights]] and [[DevianTART#April_Fools.27_Day_2008|petty trolling]]. There is no evidence that Bolt had actually done this, but he is a good enough coder not to leave any. Whoever it was (Bolt or one of his cronies), it seems they decided to teach little Mattie a lesson about playing with the big boys and wipe his pathetic shit-stain of a website off the face of the earth.

Onideus said getting his site back online would be no problem but, seeing as how four years later it's still down, we guess he was too incompetent to even do that.

[[Good night, sweet prince]].

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==2010: OMH Vs. Usenet round 2- Hacker ruins Babyfur's life==

Being a faggot has its price, and hanging around actual hackers who were waaaaaaay out of his league and name-dropping them as a sort of troll-shield every time he is trolled eventually came back to haunt him when one of the users had enough of his shit. [http://robertjames.50webs.com/ Exploiting a security vulnerability that Matthew himself created while trying to fuck around on his computer and play with the big boys, he stole a bunch of pictures of him wearing diapers which he then emailed to his siblings, his parents and his boss at Wal*mart.]

Matty got virtually disowned by his parents for being a pervert and possibly began buying fake drugs online to deal with the ensuing depression. This later led to him getting fired from Wal*mart, losing his house because he couldn't make payments and ending up temporarily homeless until moving back in with his mother. The Usenet users, in exchange for his life, got one month of peace and quiet because he couldn't post due to being homeless. A fair trade-off by all accounts.

The hacker in question uploaded all the evidence to the internet and Matthew said he reported the site for illegal content, but it's still ''right there''. However, most of the content has since been lost. Onideus then tried to get people on usenet to join him in reporting the hacker to the police for (fake) pedophilia, but everyone just laughed at him. In a final sad attempt to get revenge he signed him up to some mail spam services, failed to dox him, swore he would somehow get him banned from usenet by reporting him to a service provider and tried to claim he was arrested because he didn't log on for a few days. It is also possible he threatened to crush the entire group using bots. However, this may have been in relation to some other incident in which he was trolled by them. One way or another, he was told everyone knows his bots are bullshit and to this day, he still obsesses over that guy who hacked him and randomly accuses people of being him.

In the end, Matt quit the group altogether and moved his crybaby headquarters to some other usenet group.

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==2011: Captain Lard joins ED/2013: Fattie vs 888chan==

After he had given up his futile war to have this article removed and after he gave up his attempt to make his own ED to replace the one [[GirlVinyl]] jewed out on, Onideus began editing the wiki {{wayback|http://www.encyclopedia-dramatica.net/|20110701154109|title=But not before getting b& for being a spazz and trying to start his own ED}}. Thankfully, a combination of no life and sheer determined retardation allowed for him to spend hours upon hours performing repetitive tasks that anyone with either a brain or a social life would quickly tire of (this sort of thing is common among the autistic). Despite once claiming that ED is a shitty, low-level troll site that he would never want anything to do with or be a part of, he then made '''[[OVER 9000|over 13,000]]''' edits. 90% of which were images and posts talking about himself on talk pages. This eventually earned him an admin position despite his lolcow status.

However, not everyone was okay with a big, fat trolling target [[troll shielding]] on ED. Eventually, [[User:Interstellar_Shipping_%26_Trading|one particularly overeagered user]] who was banned by the king of multiple chins, decided to exact revenge. Going over to [[888chan]] and to the /cow/ board, he made a thread about Onideus and a [[personal army]] request to troll him... Which was ignored.

Upon discovering this, Onideus went there and decided to pretend the meaningless thread about him is an attack on all of ED. He went to the [[Talk:888chan|888chan talk page]] and began making countless posts trying to convince people he is trolling them and to get anyone to join him. [[888chan]] on the other hand couldn't give a shit about him. They were not even trying to troll him, they simply found him to be [[truth|boring and annoying]] and wanted him to fuck off. 888chan mods came to the talk page and told him repeatedly to beat it. The only people from ED who joined in '''sided with 888chan''' and called Onideus a fat loser.

Ostensibly, all things come to a predictable end. After he got banned and start changing his IP about a million times to get back on the site, they just banned his ISP, completely removing him and his failure. Soon after he had a number of delicious pizzas sent to his house by someone unrelated, he declared that they have "crossed the line" and promised that he will take their site down. He vowed that he will email their host and extort them into either shutting 888chan down or giving him the owner's dox so he can troll him. When this didn't work, he threatened to instead harass other businesses in the same building as their host in hopes they will pressure HOWISgaurd into dropping them (yes, he is that deluded). Then he... did absolutely nothing. Onideus never mentioned this again so either he never tired to make good on his pathetic over-bloated threat, or (more likely) tried and failed.

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==2013: Matthew vs EDF2: COCKSLAP Boogaloo==

{{squote|'''If getting Chris put in jail and/or rehab means ensuring the safety of the site...I won't even hesitate. The site comes first, it ALWAYS comes first, everything else is secondary, including any personal feelings I might or might not have regarding the situation. It's not about me, it's about ensuring the safety of the site...and if that means having a druggie locked up behind bars (worst case scenario), then so be it. I'm honestly sorta hoping he's in one of those parts of Australia where they're more prone to sticking you into forced rehab than jail, as I think that would be better for him.'''|'''{{archive|jEhi7#10.2%|Onideus}}'''|threatening to contact the police after losing a flame war, [[irony|several hours before trying to take down the site.]]}}

When he wasn't making personal army requests and idle threats, Matthew spent his time on the wiki being one of the worst admins the site has ever seen. His only contribution was uploading countless images of borderline child porn, and the rest of his time was spent defending said child porn from deletion, commenting on talk pages to glorify himself and reverting edits on this article to make it complimentary to himself.

===2012-2013: Onideus as an admin- Butthurt and bot abuse===
[[File:zaigerlikeicaremeth.png|thumb|right|Zaiger and Likeicare cooking another batch]]
[[File:Onideus cloudflare report.jpg|thumb|right|[[Taking Down ED]]]]
[[File:Mad fatter calls the polices.jpg|thumb|right|Taking Down ED 2: Electric Boogaloo]]

As an admin on ED, Onideus had no issue with demanding favoritism that is unavailable to others. Using his position, Onideus watched over this article like a hawk, trying to edit it into a vanity shrine for himself. If you made an edit to this article that he didn't like, the feeling of him breathing down your neck was almost instantaneous. Finally, he grew tired of bans, making idle threats against people who tried to fix this article and [[butthurt|telling them he will incriminate them for pedophilia if they don't stop]] '''{{archive|3IKF5|just}}''' '''{{archive|Xjg19|like}}''' [[WeatherManKevin|this fraud]]), he would instead resort to using a bot or script to automatically undo all edits... Or at least say he would because he can't actually make a bot and used ''" Greasemonkey"'' to do the job, which puts him on a lower level then the shittiest [[script kiddy]].

{{squote|'''If I was mad, I would have reconfigured one of my bots to run through EVERY contribution that [[User:Schnookums{{!}}Dumbfuck]] has ever made to the site and set it up to revert every...single...last...one...of...them. So no...I'm not mad. Dumbfucks generally don't make me angry, they just provide me with a convenient punching bag. ^__^'''|'''{{archive|6MYxm|Onideus}}''' making another promise he can't make good on.}}

He later got into a fight about this topic with [[User:Dbaggins|another user]] who had the audacity to ''edit over his edits''. Determined to not let this go he attempted to [[dox]] said user and [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/2/23/Dox_master_onideus.png posted about himself "exposing him" as a gun-nut]. A [[libtard]] like him calling someone a true, red-blooded American (IE- "Gun Nut") as an insult being the best he can do was funny enough, but he didn't even find the right dox! When confronted with being as big a failure at doxing as he is at hacking, he flew into a rage. And when confronted about it again on [[ED IRC]] and avoiding the question he was laughed at and promptly booted.

Following the fake dox fiasco, the user in question wrote a section about it on this article which Onideus kept trying to delete. Therefore, we are keeping it here, redundant as it may be.

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=== 2013: Sad Fatter Dox King ===

[[Image:Dox_master_onideus.png|thumb|right]]{{Like|Schnookums}} {{Like|Dbaggins}}
This is a formal warning to anybody who tries to pit themselves against the kiddy diddler himself. Studies show that 100% of Sad Fatters ('''Latin''': [[virgin|''Saddeus Fatticus'']]) go complete autism overdrive the minute they smell an opportunity to humiliate someone just as badly as they themselves have been humiliated. This can be proven in Onideus' (A well known member of the Saddeus Fatticus family) recent exploit with [[User:Dbaggins|a certain ED member,]] whom he was so utterly determined to dox because they ''dared to edit over his edits''. This complete social wreck then spent an uncountable number of hours chasing wild geese while stroking his own dick, producing some delicious gems of quotes which you can see below and to the right. Upon being confronted in the IRC about the progress of the dox, Onideus conveniently forgot all about it before being promptly [[banhammer|kb'd]] for reckless faggotry.

It should also be noted that the fatter was [[User_talk:Onideus/Archive1#Just_a_few_words|repeatedly warned]] about this potential addition to his article. Maybe this is what he wanted all along? If so, flawless victory for Onideus!

=== 2013: Dox King Aftermath ===

[[Image:We_got_a_live_one.png|thumb|right|Don't fuck with an enraged Saddeus Fatticus]]
Immediately upon creation of this little addition to the article, Sad Fatter began removing choice parts that caused him to be extra ass-pained. When the "professional revisions" were undone (trailing behind him a shitty incomplete edit that clearly looked like subpar patchwork), he began accusing everyone being mad while swinging his banhammer to and fro. Before the dust had a goddamn chance chance to settle, screencaps were promptly taken of the entire situation and then reported on, obviously, here. In addition to this autism overload, he then rewrote the entire [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:When_is_it_crap%3F|When is it crap]] article to make it impossible for anyone to edit THIS VERY ARTICLE without the potential for a ban. Indeed, at the time of this writing, my thoughts travel back to my wife and daughter. I wonder if I will ever see them again after the Dox King himself has gotten his hands on me for writing this article. Part of me is saying "No, turn back! Delete everything and cover up the fact that hes an overweight narcissistic pedophile who bans anyone for hurting his feelings!" BUT WE MUST STICK TOGETHER AND TAKE OUT THIS OVERWEIGHT POWER-HYDRA! This article is the severing of a head! Cut off his supply of food and child pornography, and we can defeat this perverted manifestation of '''{{Wikilink|Nut_(goddess)|Nut!}}'''
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His final disgrace before the end was a perpetual edit war over CP. After an attempt was made to remove gross pedo cartoons from the wiki, he began obsessively defending his fap fodder, reverting edits and crying to the Zaiger about it.

The following is a very brief glance at what Onideus spent his time doing at ED prior to his brutal rape and further exposure. Take a drink of Cola-Cola every time he reverts:

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Wasted yet? If not already, here an excerpt from [https://web.archive.org/web/20151203034302/https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Onideus_Mad_Hatter&diff=prev&oldid=562429#Sad_Fatter_Dox_King August 9th, 2013].

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|In case it hasn't dawned on you yet, faggot, the people who obsess over me are KOOKS in and of themselves.|Remember, you're the one that's mad, and you're the one that deserves the ban.
|LOL, oh I do so love death threats in the morning. ^__^ You're very cute, Cuddly-kins...not all that bright, but very cute. I told you though...no crying/screaming/threats/tantrums, *YOU* gave me direct permission to find and slather yer personal information (including SS number) aaaaall the fuck over the Internet, so shitting yer pretty little pink princess training Pampers over it now with indignant frustration and butt mad isn't going to do you any good. Too bad you're a gun control nut, eh? I mean, cause otherwise you might at least be able to ~properly~ threaten me. *snicker* | {{Like|Schnookums}}
|[[TL;DR|W00T! Okay, he's giving his thumbs up, so no crying/screaming/LOLsuit threats when I do. Now let's see, how best to target this...I think I'll poke around for any available EXIF data...there's a YouTube account with the name, I might be able to get some goods from there. I know he's in Seattle, Washington, so that certainly narrows it down. Oh, I guess first and foremost I should check to see if Fark (or any of those other sites/links) has ever been hacked. If they have and if the data has been publicly exposed then I can probably get some relevant usernames and passwords (which I can then test out on sites that would likely have ~all~ of his personal information.) Actually, I should just check *ALL* the publicly available haxored usernames/password combos I can find. Because it's very likely that he uses "Dbaggins" as his username on a multitude of sites...so if any of those sites has ever been hacked and so forth, then I just need to run a general search for the username and see if any passwords come out. Hee, this should be fun, I haven't had a good DOX "hunt" in awhile (and normally you don't get a person's direct permission to do it). Mmmm, by the by, it should also be noted that every instance of that fairly unique username so far has only elicited results from a ~very~ strong left-wing perspective. ASSuming that they're different people you would ~expect~ to see some VARIETY in their perspectives/points of view...but not only do they share the SAME base perspectives they also share the SAME general writing/typing style and mannerisms, further solidifying the proof that our little gun nut did indeed try and purposefully vandalize the article...well, that and obviously his completely retarded "reasoning" (he says he wants it deleted because he thinks other users will find it "too long to read"). *rolls eyes* Seriously, you would think a left-wing nut job could come up with a ~slightly~ more sane/less incomprehensible form of defense.]]|{{Like|Schnookums}}
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===2013: FatBoy (not so) Slim joins EDF2===

[[File:Onideus_doesnt_care.jpg|right|thumb|something doesn't add up]]
[[File:Onideus facebook butthurt.png|thumb|He has a lot of free time now]]
During his whipping from 888chan, he was asked why he never went to the forum. Taking this as a dare, he immediately took the bait and made an account. On [[EDF2]] he engaged in numerous petty arguments, wrote [[TL;DR|many a text wall]] and soon became the forum's new punching bag. Over a few short months he became the target for everyone's persistent trolling and a source of lulz and had to put half the users on ignore and had to use his "1337 hacking skills" to block out all images and even put the mods on ignore who were trolling him as well (Or so he claims. There is a good chance he was just pretending not to see the posts he didn't like), all this just to escape his tormentors. Eventually he annoyed innocent shitposter [[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] who began a heroic quest to mercilessly [[troll]] Onideus, during which Onideus put him on ignore while trying to evade the subject of him possessing '''{{archive|C1DEj|child porn}}'''. Much to the diaperfag's dismay, his constant abuse of privileges and nonstop complaining to staff about being trolled not only did not stop Likeicare, but transformed him into a <s>[[DBZ|Super Saiyan 4]]</s> Moderator and Sysop as a reward.

In a fit of massive butthurt and jealousy over his troll being promoted to a higher rank than him on the site, Onideus claimed that Likeicare was a drug dealer who was funneling crack sale revenue into the site and declared that he is [[done with ED|leaving ED]] under the false pretense of hiding from the police. However, since he has no life, Onideus couldn't ragequit for longer than a single day and came back within 24 hours [[butthurt|threatening to call the police on likeicare]]. Much lulz ensued as a result, but the fun was cut short when [[User:Oddguy|a mod]] got in the way, like the [[Jew]] he is, and fagtagged the crying babyfur.

After being fagtagged on the forum, [[Zaiger]] proceeded to [[Rape|remove all of Onideus' wiki privileges]] and, when this resulted in even more butthurt, from the forum as well. [[Win|The reign of autism was over]].

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===Taking down and creating a new ED===

[[File:Onideus ed backseat driver.png|thumb|200px|right|Former admin Onideus and his new role as Encyclopedia Dramatica's unofficial back-seat driver.]]
After his ban, Onideus vowed to [[take down ED]] and start his own ED instead (again). To accomplish this he reached into his usual bag of tricks that never work. First promising to DDoS the site (there is no evidence of him ever actually succeeding in DDoSing anything), then by threatening to hotlink to the site and somehow destroy it by giving it more traffic. When both things failed he threatened to report the site for copyright infringement, Emailed [[CloudFlare]] to report illegal images he himself once uploaded and, when all else failed, '''promised to file a [[lolsuit]] against the site''' for the money he donated to the site (an amount that fluctuates between $500 and $5,000 but is actually zero). Just like all his previous attempts to take down a website, there is no sign that any of this worked or will work. Understanding this, he now claims that he is not going to take down ED, he will just steal its users with his new site when it goes down because it will soon [[lol|destroy]] [[no|itself]].

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|BUT, worry not, because a *NEW* mirror of ED is in the works! And it may just wind up being the ~original~ site if things pan out in that direction...well, the original site plus all the stuff that's been added in the past couple years (which is mostly all my stuff and Gray's stuff when you get right down to it).
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|By the by, it should be noted that I actually have the direct means to completely wipe the current ED mirror off the face of reality itself at basically any time I want...although to be honest that won't be ~nearly~ as satisfying as simply sitting back and watching you self-destructive little retards fuck it up all on your own.
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|I might give a limited demonstration...although if I'm not careful it could spiral all out of control and topple the entire site over (especially since it's never actually been attempted on a site as big as ED). See me and a few others came up with this ~real~ nasty idea a couple years back for something we call a "Reverse DDoS Attack" or RDDS attack. Basically it involves massively siphoning bandwidth off of a server en masse in order to get them hammered with with an unpayable bill or a complete site shut down. Mmmm, there's also TWO other forms I can likewise use, however that one is the most directed/expedient of the three.
|'''{{archive|ONDQi#30.5%|Onideus}}'''

|You know...it's just occured to me that Zaiger is actually redirecting like...HALF of all CenturyLink users to the "kittens" page when they try and access the forums! LOL

At first I thought half the time I was just getting repeat IP addies assigned, but it turns out the retarded dipshit is actually redirecting WHOLE RANGES of CenturyLink IPs! o_O

...have I mentioned...~today~...how completely fucking STUPID Zaiger is? LOL|Onideus on being banned from ED

|It's not vengeance, it's equivocation. '''If I can't access the site, then no one should be able to access the site'''...it's as simple as that. There's no emotion involved in it at all, it's simply a matter of creating balance. But don't worry, I have the entire site archived and after I destroy the present iteration (or it destroys itself), then I'll simply resurrect the site.|Onideus talking in jargon.}}

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Currently he is still on Facebook, talking to himself about the terrible revenge he will soon exact upon ED when his ''new ED'' is up and running and, in his most pathetic attempt to date, claiming he had given all of ED's users' information to the [[FBI]] in a laughable attempt to scare them away. Essentially, he is the smelly, retarded fat kid who no one wants to play with. So he loudly plays alone yelling: "I'm having so much fun on my own! I don't need anybody else!" Trying to convince those who rejected him while wiping away his tears.

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====How he plans on accomplishing his new ED 3.11====
This is genuinely how he plans on becoming the next ED. We did not make any of this up.
#Keep his current ED clone hidden from everyone {{check}}
#Wait at least 1-3 years.
#Hope that Zaiger goes to jail for some reason or something
#Expect that Zaiger leaves the website behind when he goes to jail
#Pray that the website somehow goes down when Zaiger goes to jail
#Hope that no clones will pop-up
#Making sure his website caters to the same demographic as ED
#Making a website that is not like ED, but betterer.
#Somehow make it big afterwards.
#?????
#Profit.

It is a waterproof plan. Absolutely flawless.

====2013-????: Facebook postings archive====
[[File:OnideusMessageFacebookTablet.png|thumb|[[tl;dr|Typical]] post.]]
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Since the ED ban he has been doing an insane amount of posting to nobody but himself about how he wanted to take down ED, someone finally decided to respond. It was the insane arsonist and epic [[EDF2]] [[lolcow]] known as [[MessyJessie]] who also has a grudge against ED. Their exchanges are exceptionally lulzy, as they either circlejerk each other, bitch about ED, flirt, or call each other out on their respective bullshit. For your convenience, we are collecting their exchanges into this handy archive.

==Late July 2014: Pestering the CWCkiforums==
About half a month since Onideus' ban from ED, the '''{{archive|n34Et|CWCkiforumites made a thread about him}}'''. The thread died after half a page due to catastrophic levels of no one giving a single pencil-dick fuck about that arrogant, Pampers-crapping landwhale. Exactly eight months later, while surfing the internet, Onideus happened to stumble upon the thread. [[USI|Desperately egosurfing for someone....ANYONE to acknowledge his sad existence]], he resurrected the thread. After it became obvious that he was wasting everyone's time, the mods locked the thread; but not before he could make a few idle threats here and there. After all this time, Onideus will still be Onideus. [[Unrealistic Expectations|One can only hope he will ever learn from his past mistakes.]]

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TL;DR version. He came to show off his adorable new diaper. No one was willing to put up with his childish antics. Chimpout. Smackdown. Extra paragraphs added to his ED page to mock his until the end of time.

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==Miscellaneous Slapfights==

==== 2008: Weev vs. Onideus ====
[[File:MoultonUsenetFail2.jpg|thumb|right|Onideus says infantilism isn't sexual.]]
Onideus likes to name-drop [[Weev]] (along with others) during slapfights and claim that the two used to "tag team troll" various individuals and communities. If by "Tag-team trolling" he actually means getting his diaper-sucking ass handed to him on IRC by Weev and company, that would be correct. This log shows Onideus on the receiving end of brutal verbal rape by one of the most notorious figures in ED history. As you can see, Weev & Co easily rip apart fatty's lies, which he is unable to keep straight on IRC where no one is willing to wait 10 minutes for him to finish writing his walls of text and think up convoluted excuses to cover his ass, and laugh at him when even his most grandiose exaggerations (such as being a super-troll who is working at Wal-mart which is a high-paying, respectable and fulfilling job that Onideus does for fun because he makes thousands of dollars making web designs) all pale in comparison to the life weev actually leads (ie- being an actual super-troll who makes it rain with his world class programming).

After weev leaves the hilarity continues as Onideus refuses to pick up the phone when people call his house, threatens to dox someone and ruin his life and, when he fails, dares him to give him his dox if he isn't [[retarded|chicken]]. Then he tells him that if he ever goes to any of his sites he will be doxed in a second, at which point the troll '''volunteers''' to do it, proving that, this too, was bullshit.

On a final note, at one point Onideus claims his mother has terminal lung cancer and, when confronted with the fact he is therefore mooching off his dying mother, admits she doesn't actually have lung cancer at all, she just smokes a little.

'''#buttes log - Weev vs. Onideus'''

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* Now talking in #buttes
* Topic is 'HEH�'
* Set by puntme on Sun Aug 03 05:32:09
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<weev> Onideus: what brings a sick, demented diaper wearing faggot like you to a place like this?
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<Onideus> How do you know it's really me?
<Onideus> LOL
<Onideus> Oh, don't forget, I'm furry now too.
<Onideus> PS - Are you still taking credit for trolls you didn't do? ;)
<weev> i don't know what you're talking about
<weev> but please enlighten me
<weev> 06:08 < Onideus> PS - Are you still taking credit for trolls you didn't do? ;)
<weev> please elaborate on this
<weev> for one, please say what "troll" i claimed credit for
<Onideus> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e94802cb82b3f0a9
<Onideus> *nods*
<zewb> hey onideus
<zewb> who was that lady that was knocking on your door saying telephone?
<zewb> was that your mom?
<Onideus> Yup
<zewb> can i talk to her some more? she sounded kind of hawt
<weev> what
<weev> what is this
<weev> 1) i have never posted to alt.2600
<weev> 2) nowhere in this have i posted to anything
<weev> 3) you're a fucking retard
<Onideus> LOL, my moms not hot, plus she's pretty old, plus she's probably gonna die of lung cancer soon
<weev> Onideus: please say what troll i have claimed credit for
<zewb> i thought her voice sounded a little raspy
<Onideus> Weev, I never said you ever posted to Usenet
<weev> 06:08 < Onideus> PS - Are you still taking credit for trolls you didn't do? ;)
<weev> elaborate on this statement
<weev> you have implied i am a posturing faggot
<weev> i want you to back up your implications
<Onideus> Take a guess, Weev.
<zewb> onideus i don't think you should be fooling around on the internet at this hour
<Onideus> Really, just take a guess at what I'm talking about.
<zewb> im going to call your mother
<weev> no
<weev> back it up
<weev> say what you're talking about
<weev> because 1) i don't take credit for anything i do
<weev> anything
<Onideus> Uh huh.
<weev> no seriously you're just a fucking diaper loving faggot talking out of your ass
<weev> how does it feel to unload a big load of shit into a piece of cloth
<weev> do you ever scoop it out of your ass crack
<weev> and lick it
<Onideus> http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/trolling-for-ethics-mattathias-schwartzs-awesome-piece-on-internet-poltergeists/#
comment-147134
<Onideus> Weev, your "insults" are about as meaningful as your life (ie not).
<zewb> Onideus: do you still work at wally world?
<Onideus> Did I ever? LOL
<Onideus> Survey says, "Yes"
<weev> wow
<zewb> yeah, i remember you saying you did
<Onideus> I say a lot of things.
<zewb> as a night stocker or something like that
<weev> you commented in a blog post about a nyt story in which i had a fullpage picture of me
<weev> how fascinating
<weev> are you ever relevant
<weev> to anything
<Onideus> Are you still taking credit for the Megan Had It Coming blog?
<weev> that was rfjason
<weev> you stupid faggot
<weev> read the fucking article
<weev> i didnt take credit for anything
<weev> in that article
<weev> or anywhere
<Onideus> Not in that article, no.
<weev> god you have the reading comprehension
<weev> of a fucking 4 year old
<weev> no dude
<weev> re-read the article
<weev> jason fortuny talks about megan had it coming
<Onideus> But people have been saying that you've been running at the mouth about it.
<zewb> onideus: i'd turn off your phones if i were you, otherwise they are going to be ringing all night
<weev> and that dude is a fucking stupid faggot that got trollde by his grandpa
<weev> no
<weev> you're confusing me
<weev> and jason
<weev> sorry
<weev> you just need to learn to fucking read
<Onideus> Nope, I know who Jason is. I'm just telling you what I heard.
<weev> but i guess its hard when you're a quasiretarded single faggot
<weev> no
<weev> i'm telling you
<weev> jason fortuny took credit for megan had it coming
<weev> IN THAT ARTICLE
<weev> and you misread it
<weev> and are now trying to backpedal
<Onideus> Yes, in THAT article.
<weev> when it was pointed out
<weev> that you are a fucking dipshit
<weev> that cant read
<weev> so let me tell you this
<zewb> onideus are you going to answer your phone?
<weev> i was not involved with that stupid blog
<Onideus> I'm talking about AFTER that article, supposedly you were running at the mouth about it, claiming you did it.
<weev> nor have i ever claimed to be
<weev> ...
<weev> "supposedly"
<weev> likely
<weev> someone else was confusing jason and i
<Onideus> Zweb - I can't really talk and type at the same time, so not right now.
<weev> which was apparently a very common thing
<zewb> i don't sleep, onideus, and i have 300 minutes on this phone
<weev> hint hint: im the one with the rolls royce and the hot girls
<weev> �not claiming credit for anything
<Onideus> Well, if you say so. Like I said, it's just a rumor.
<weev> no
<weev> like i said
<weev> you can't read
<weev> and are a quasiretarded dude with no life
<Onideus> LOL, keep insulting me child, I can pretend to care if it'll make you feel any better. ^__^
<weev> im not insulting you
<Onideus> Reality check
<weev> im just callin it like i see it
<Onideus> You believe everything you read online then?
<weev> Reality check: you are a fucking faggot
<Onideus> What's wrong with faggots?
<weev> Reality check: the meals i ate this week cost more than you make in 2 months
<zewb> i got all night matt
<zewb> all fucking night
<weev> Reality check: i am currently in europe in a 5 star hotel
<Onideus> Weev - everyone on the Internet is rich.
<weev> Reality check: I'm on speedballs right now
<Onideus> Weev - you overcompensate *WAY* too much.
<Onideus> That's why you won't ever go on Usenet
<zewb> overcompensate for what?
<weev> Onideus - yes well, I have pictures all over the internet of me being rich, and in multiple hotels that are 2k+ per night
<weev> and rolling around in a 600k car
<Onideus> You know you'd get ripped all apart in a heartbeat
<weev> etc etc
<weev> i dont overcompensate
<weev> i dont give a fuck
<weev> im just providing contrast here
<weev> you're a fucking faggot
<weev> with no life
<weev> i'm just letting you know the gap between you and me
<zewb> http://pics.livejournal.com/weev/pic/00082dqf
<zewb> lol
<Onideus> You do, idiot, even if all that shit is true, the fact that you use it as means of trying to establish your "worth" proves
your overcompensation.
<Onideus> The fact is, you're a worthless human being who produces nothing, does nothing and all the shit you blow money on is just a
pathetic excuse to try and make you feel like you matter.
<weev> wealth and luxury doesnt make my life worthwhile, but it sure makes me enjoy myself more than shitting in a diaper
<weev> you should try it sometime
<weev> spend 1 day being me
<weev> get a driver, rent a car that costs 4k/night, get the biggest suite at the nicest hotel
<weev> get a gigantic sack of drugs
<Onideus> I make as much money as I choose to make. I prefer having FREE TIME though, more than money.
<weev> a few hot girls
<weev> or guys
<weev> to suck your dick all night long
<weev> lollll
<weev> i work 1 hour a week dude
<Onideus> So yer a spoiled rich kid, gotcha
<weev> haha
<weev> i was born in a trailer park
<weev> i was homeless at 14
<Onideus> Uh huh
<Onideus> Like Eminem
<weev> keep guessing!
<Onideus> Why would I bother?
<weev> but lets stop talkinga bout me
<weev> when we can get back to you
<zewb> onideus: i know it's a little late for this, but http://gynecomastiavests.com/
<weev> lets run through the bullet points
<weev> 1) you are poor and single
<zewb> this should help you with your moob problem
<weev> 2) you arent even accepted in troll communities
<weev> where the bar is ludicriously low
<weev> 3) you shit in a diaper
<zewb> 4) not even accepted at sakura-con
<zewb> where there isn't even a bar
<weev> yeah dude
<weev> NOT EVEN ACCEPTED AT A FUCKING ANIME CONVENTION
<weev> LOL
<weev> REJECTED BY WEEABOOS
<weev> HAHAHAHAHA
<weev> oh man
<Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? 2. I troll Webbie fucktard wannabe trolls, so of course I'm not "accepted"
amongst yer deficient breed.
<zewb> and now he's afraid of talking to me on the phone
<zewb> Onideus: you live with your mother
<zewb> Onideus: i just spoke to her, remember?
<Onideus> Like I said, kiddo, why don't you come on over to Usenet some time. Afraid?
<weev> hahaha CALLED OUT BY ZEWB
<weev> hahaha CALLED OUT BY ZEWB
<weev> hahaha CALLED OUT BY ZEWB
<zewb> i don't talk on newsgroups or forums
<zewb> i prefer real time communication
<zewb> preferrably with my voice
<Onideus> Zewb, my mom lives at my house, she bought land in Colorado but can't build anything on it until the land is paid off, so
she's living at my house in the meantime. Which is great for me because she pays have the monthly mortgage.
<Onideus> She also cooks and cleans, which is added bonus.
<zewb> Onideus: LOL. if SHE pays the mortgage, then how do you OWN the house?
<Onideus> She pays me $400 a month, which I then use to pay part of MY mortgage, dumbass.
<zewb> you are caught in a web of lies
<weev> man
<Onideus> LOL, a web of lies.
<weev> this is so hilarious
<zewb> just give up while you still can
<Onideus> Oh shit, what am I gonna do now?!
<weev> 06:26 < Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? <- MOM PAYS HIS RENT, LOL
<weev> 06:26 < Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? <- MOM PAYS HIS RENT, LOL
<weev> 06:26 < Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? <- MOM PAYS HIS RENT, LOL
<weev> 06:26 < Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? <- MOM PAYS HIS RENT, LOL
<weev> 06:26 < Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? <- MOM PAYS HIS RENT, LOL
<weev> 06:26 < Onideus> 1. If I'm so poor, how is it I own my own house? <- MOM PAYS HIS RENT, LOL
<weev> man
<Onideus> Free cl00, rich boi, mortgage != rent
<zewb> in any case, if you pay mortgage, you don't own the house
<weev> we got to add this to the bullet points
<weev> 5) lives with mom
<Onideus> Zewb - how old are you exactly? 12?
<Onideus> You sounded pretty young on the phone.
<weev> 12 was a great age for zewb and i
<Onideus> 5 - mom lives with me
<zewb> i just have a very sexy voice
<weev> at 12 i first tried acid, first got blown
<zewb> im 19 actually
<weev> first made 6 figures at 12
<weev> man
<weev> i wish i was still a minor
<weev> and could violate federal law all the time
<Onideus> That's great Weev, why don't you write a book about it, see how many people care.
<weev> i miss being an msr206 terrorist =[
<zewb> he is
<weev> yeah
<Onideus> LOL
<weev> my novel has autobiographical elements but is mainly fiction
<Onideus> Uh huh
<weev> but i already got a big name literary agent for it
<zewb> onideus: are you jewish?
<Onideus> Yeah, I'm Jewish, I did WTC!
<weev> that was the one good thing
<weev> that came out of the NYT article
<Onideus> Dradel, dradel, dradel...
<weev> i lost all my depositors and all my business
<weev> but
<weev> literary agents would talk to me
<Onideus> Weev, hey Weev, guess what? I don't give a shit! LOL
<zewb> then why are you still here?
<zewb> and answer your fucking phone
<Onideus> Boredom
<zewb> its not like i can do anything to you over the phone
<Onideus> Because I don't feel like typing and talking at the same time.
<Onideus> Call me later.
<weev> lol
<zewb> why?
<zewb> you're typing and shitting at the same time
<weev> okay dudes
<weev> �
<weev> �
<weev> �
<weev> who is around
<weev> i need someone to give an objective judgement on this
<zewb> why can't you type, shit, and talk at the same time?
<abez> weev: what
<Onideus> Because I don't want to. Duh. Besides, I don't know how old you are, generally not a good idea to be talking with complete
strangers on the phone when they sound under-age.
<weev> abez: okay
<weev> abez: Onideus
<weev> 1) is poor and single and lives with his mom
<zewb> Onideus: Oh come on, you don't even know who I am
<weev> 2) isnt accepted in troll or anime convention communities where the aspies have made the bar ridiculously low
<weev> 3) shits in a diaper
<zewb> Onideus: You have an infantilism fetish, and you're afraid to be around minors?
<Onideus> If I shit in a diaper I'm sure you have some proof of it.
<Onideus> Oh, no, I guess you don't.
<Onideus> LOL
<weev> abez: please describe how fucking pathetic this guy's life is on a scale of 1 to 10
<weev> where 1 would be like, not so bad
<weev> and 10 would be poor single lives with mom diaperfur bad
<abez> weev: now you could be a retard and that would only get you a 7
<abez> weev: but he takes it up a notch
<abez> 8
<zewb> yeah i'd say about 8
<Onideus> You kids really are clueless.
<zewb> i've met more worthless people
<zewb> but he's definitely up there
<weev> yes
<weev> i totally dont have life figured out
<zewb> i could get a better opinion if he would at least answer his phone
<Onideus> I mean, let's think about this...I once enraged a guy to the point where he hacked in and defaced the front of the NAMBLA
website with pictures of me...now if *THAT* didn't bother me...yeah...best check yerselves.
<weev> thats why i just got a blowjob in barcelona a day after dropping acid at belmonte castle
<weev> i dont know shit
<weev> about life
<weev> nothing figured out here!
<weev> Onideus: i'm not trying to bother you dude
<Onideus> Honestly, watching you kids...it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by spastic, retarded 3rd graders.
<weev> i couldnt give a shit about what you feel
<Onideus> Uh huh
<Onideus> Boy, *THAT* sure sounds convincing.
<weev> this is more some theatre
<zewb> why do you have to stoop to these petty little insults?
<weev> for everyone else in the channel
<rattata> Onideus: gifted or nongifted 3rd graders?
<zewb> we're just trying to have a conversation
<zewb> we're trying to help you matt
<zewb> we're your friends
* rattata is now known as thirdgrader
<Onideus> LOL, "friends" online are only enemies that don't have the guts to kill you.
<zewb> can you give the phone back to your mom?
<zewb> i want to ask her where she went wrong
<weev> so says the guy who has no friends
<weev> you know what i consider my friends? the people i gallavant around the world and make hundreds of thousands of dollars with
<Onideus> I think she went back to bed, Zewb.
<weev> friendship and community are the two most important values of life
<Onideus> You must be pretty hard up though if yer interessted in my mom.
<zewb> dude ill fuck anyone
<zewb> a pussy's a pussy
<Onideus> ...yeah
<Onideus> 12
<Onideus> definetly
<zewb> no matter how saggy and liverspotty it is
<zewb> i will put my dick in and around it
<weev> ive fucked 12 year olds and ive fucked 40 year olds
<Onideus> So if Shay were still alive, would you hit that?
<weev> the 40 year olds were consistently better
<zewb> well, i'm not sure if its scientifically possible
<zewb> but i'd give it the old college try
<Onideus> ...and you people are trying to accuse *ME* of being some kind of sick fuck. Irony, mmm...
<zewb> sure, sarah palin might be kind of a moron
<zewb> but i'd piss in her ass
<weev> she's a fucking kike
<weev> sarah palin
<weev> did you know that?
<weev> a big fucking jew
<weev> her mom is a jew
<zewb> i'd buttfuck her all the same
<weev> and her dad doesnt openly claim to be jewish but his mom is a jew
<zewb> just to see the look on her face
<Onideus> I was a Jew once, when I did WTC.
<weev> i would perhaps beat her with a section of lead pipe
<thirdgrader> palin is juden?
<weev> and then sodomize her with it
<weev> thirdgrader: correct
<weev> thirdgrader: cryptojew
<thirdgrader> I thought that there was a no jews in the executive clause in the constitution
<zewb> i normally do girls in the butt because i don't like eye contact
<weev> thirdgrader: "The only flag at my office is an Israeli flag," she was quoted as saying
<thirdgrader> nothing surprises me about american politics at this point
<Onideus> Um, Zewb, I realize yer balls haven't yet dropped, but uh, doing it "doggy style" doesn't mean up the ass.
<thirdgrader> I've hit bottom
<weev> yeah dude
<weev> 2012
<thirdgrader> it took a while, but I got there
<weev> its the apocalypse
<weev> are you prepared?
* thirdgrader is now known as rattus
<zewb> Onideus: when did i say doggy style?
<weev> you have maybe
<weev> 2 years
<rattus> not quite yet, but I'm getting there
<weev> to get your shit together
<weev> the big pogrom is coming
<zewb> look at you man
<weev> the jews are clenching their fists
<zewb> you're putting words in my mouth
<Onideus> Weev, do you have a tin foil hat?
<zewb> ha ha now he realizes he fucked up and changes the subject to tin foil hats
<zewb> you're pathetic
<zewb> you are a pathetic human being
<weev> Onideus: no, i have my finger on the nearly dead pulse of the markets
<Onideus> I'm trolling you, huh Newb, yer, Zewb, sorry, everytime I see your nyme I think Newb.
<weev> 06:45 < Onideus> I'm trolling you, huh Newb, yer, Zewb, sorry, everytime I see your nyme I think Newb.06:45 < Onideus> I'm
trolling you, huh Newb, yer, Zewb, sorry, everytime I see your nyme I think Newb.06:45 < Onideus> I'm trolling you, huh Newb, yer,
Zewb, sorry, everytime I see your nyme I think Newb.06:45 < Onideus> I'm trolling you, huh Newb, yer, Zewb, sorry, everytime I see
your nyme I think Newb.06:45 < Onideus> I'm trolling you, huh Newb,
<weev> HAHAHA
<weev> FAILURE
<rattus> Onideus: weev is a TFH gold level reseller. you owe him royalties, bitch
<Onideus> LOL, I loved the semi-crassh, I made good money. I sold off a few hundred shares of my Wal*Mart stock back on the 18th when
it was around $63, now it's down to around $58.
<zewb> i thought you didn't work for walmart
<Onideus> When did I say that?
<weev> o"His salary at Walmart is unknown"
<weev> LOL
<zewb> <zewb> Onideus: do you still work at wally world?
<zewb> <Onideus> Did I ever? LOL
<Onideus> You don't believe everything you read online, do you?
<weev> lets add another bullet point
<Onideus> Oh wait, you do, because you think I wear diapers. LOL
<weev> to the slideshow of onideus' life
<weev> 4) works at wal-amrt
<Onideus> Onideus is just a character, kiddo.
<Onideus> It's nice to see your how serious your Internets business is.
<zewb> says the guy who is afraid to talk to the scary internet people on the phone
<Onideus> Zewb, I don't like talking on the phone, that's just me, it reminds me too much of Angie.
<zewb> so why did you actually go out of your way to answer the phone when your mom knocked on your door?
<Onideus> I figured it might be important, a client call.
<Onideus> Although I always tell them to e-mail.
<Onideus> Some of them still call though, although I don't always pick up.
<zewb> you're "clients" don't need to call you for help, they just see the blue vest that reads CAN I HELP YOU and they come over
<weev> what kind of clients call at 3am?? oh yeah, the kind that like to spank him, scold him and make him shit in a diaper
<Onideus> Weev - The Internet actually spans the *WHOLE* world. Look up something called "time zones", it's gonna be BIG!
<weev> you're in wa
<weev> its 3am there isnt it?
<weev> or did i do the math wrong
<zewb> i think its 4
<Onideus> It's 4
<weev> sorry im in barcelona
<zewb> its 6 in CST
<weev> okay well
<weev> hey
<weev> so 1hr off, my burn is still completely valid
<Onideus> Zewb - I don't normally deal with customers at Wal*Mart, or at least I try not to. One of the reasons why I usually work at
night.
<zewb> Onideus: i thought you didn't work there
<zewb> you keep flip flopping
<weev> wal-mart customers dont call you at home
<Onideus> I like working at Wal*Mart because they let me do whatever I want.
<weev> onideus is a part time infantilist prostitute
<Onideus> *gasp* You mean I contradict myself on teh Interwebs?! Holy shit no way!
<weev> onideus is a part time infantilist prostitute
<weev> onideus is a part time infantilist prostitute
<Onideus> ...what the hell is an infantilist prostitute...that doesn't even make sense.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> someone needs a dictionary
<Onideus> Infantilism is role playing...not so much about sex...unless yer a diaper lover, but that's not the same thing.
<zewb> infantilism is a sexual fetish
<Onideus> Not always.
<Onideus> Or so they claim.
<zewb> you can claim it's just roleplay and all that
<zewb> and you can claim its nonsexual
<zewb> but
<zewb> http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Image:MoultonUsenetFail2.jpg
<zewb> you claim here that after orgasm you lose all sexual interest in diapers
<zewb> which indicates that before orgasm, you have a sexual interest in diapers
<Onideus> Right, and I also claimed I was Irish once...and a vampire...and Jewish...
<Onideus> And a furry.
<Onideus> And a blood fetishist
<Onideus> What's your point?
<zewb> well i don't remember any of that
<zewb> my point is
<zewb> you are both a pedophile
<zewb> and a pathological liar
<Onideus> Of course you don't, you weren't around and all the Hatter Addicts just like to obsess over a select few diaper fetish posts.
The last thing they'll do is point out the ensuing flame wars I caused as a result of said postings.
<Onideus> The true fact is, I completely ripped apart the adult baby community and effectively destroyed their online communities for
quite some time.
<Onideus> After the "forced outing" I implemented.
<Onideus> Well, Tommy helped too.
<zewb> everything i am saying is backed up by concrete evidence
<zewb> everything you say is simply pulled out of your ass
<Onideus> Right, random posts on Usenet are concrete evidence.
<zewb> well yeah
<zewb> when you post something on the internet, it stays there forever
<Onideus> Then try this: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06
<Onideus> LOL
<Onideus> Not always Zewb.
<weev> 06:53 < Onideus> Infantilism is role playing...not so much about sex...unless yer a diaper lover, but that's not the
same thing.
<weev> look at him trying to veil his degeneracy in intellectualism
<Onideus> Hipcrime, back in the late 90s, destroyed a signifanct amount of my Usenet posts...although there's still evidence because
they didn't target the replies.
<zewb> Onideus: I don't know, man, from the looks of those posts, it looks like you're the one getting trolled
<zewb> if you actually remember someone deleting your posts in the 90s, you must have been trolled pretty hard
<Onideus> Uh huh, I'm sure the 50,000 post flame war I incurred in teh volatile Usenet groups was all me getting trolled...riiiight
<zewb> eh, yeah, i could visualize 50,000 people trolling you
<Onideus> Um, dumbass, Hipcrime isn't a single person. Yeesh, fucking n00bs.
<Onideus> (no doubt you're googling them as I type)
<Onideus> That really was cool what I did to the adult babies though, Tommy and I ran this mailing list opertion where users had to give
their IRL identities and this was back in the 90s whe everyone was ignorant. We then turned right around and forced everyone out of
the diaper closet.
<zewb> no, actually i was in my kitchen looking for something to drink
<Onideus> One guy even got dishonrably discharged from the military because of it.
<zewb> that doesn't sound very believable, matt
<zewb> i think you're making it up
<Onideus> LOL, believe you want, Kiddo. Go ask any adult baby about "Matthew Moulton", they'll let you know.
<Onideus> Those people want to fucking kill me.
<zewb> you really think they would waste money kicking a soldier out of the military because of some internet rumor?
<zewb> come on matt
<zewb> if you're going to lie to me
<zewb> at least put some thought into it
<Onideus> This was back in the 90s, dumbass, the Internet was different back then.
<weev> look at this faggot
<weev> talking about his former glory
<weev> as a usenet poster
<weev> LOL
<Onideus> Is it liak you, talking about all your supposed money, cars, women and drug addiction?
<Onideus> *nods*
<Onideus> Here's a lovely gem: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
<Onideus> LOL
<Onideus> For reference that girl "Trinity" never actually existed, she was one of my socks.
<Onideus> That was the d00d who did the Nambla defacement, that post there represents how I got back at him for it.
<zewb> Onideus: in any case, do you really think i'm going to be impressed by your 90s usenet trolling? you're an extremely fat man who
gets through life by working as a shelf stocker at wal mart and leeching off his terminally ill mother
<Onideus> I made him fall in love with one of my sock puppets, then brutally attacked said sock puppet and then later exposed the fact
that his online love was nothing more than a one way fantasy.
<weev> oh man, you posted shit on the internet
<weev> BRILLIANT
<Onideus> Zewb, who said my mom was terminally ill?
<zewb> you
<zewb> you said she had lung cancer
<zewb> last time i checked, lung cancer was quite a fatal disease
<weev> i hope the chemo doesnt work
<weev> and she dies
<Onideus> And I'd hardly call the $400 a month she gives me to be "leeching". That may seem like a lot of money to a kid like you, but
not so much to adults like me.
<weev> so he'll be homeless
<weev> LOL
<Onideus> She *MIGHT* have cancer...or probably has it...or will have...she's a fuckin chain smoker.
<zewb> Onideus: if you stock shelves at walmart thats almost twice your salary
<zewb> so you lied about that too?
<zewb> it just never ends
<Onideus> Uh, dumbass, I don't stock shelves at Wal*Mart...well, sometimes I do, but that's not my primary job function. And I make
eight times that working at Wal*Mart part time...not to mention all the money I make off doing freelance work.
<Onideus> Zewb, the trick with me is that I always mix lies with truth.
<Onideus> It's never *JUST* a lie or *JUST* the truth.
<zewb> <Onideus> Uh, dumbass, I don't stock shelves at Wal*Mart...well, sometimes I do, but that's not my primary job function.
<weev> hahahaha
<zewb> no comment
<weev> wow
<zewb> someone topic that shit
<weev> "almost eight times that"
<Onideus> Weev, Wal*Mart pays its employeess really well, despite what all the Wal*Mart haet groups would like you to think.
<zewb> Onideus: oh please, if you made 8 times your salary at wal-mart, then why would you waste your time working there?
<weev> well to be honest dude
<Onideus> Pretty much as long as you're not in a flunkie position you're making between 20 and 40 thousand a year.
<weev> the maximum someone can make at wal-mart
<weev> in washington
<weev> is $80k
<weev> as a store manager
<zewb> Onideus: the average wage for a wal-mart employee is like 300 bucks a week. if you consider that good pay, then i have more pity
for you than i did before
<weev> thats the maximum they pay
<weev> and that isnt a part time job
<weev> $80k is roughly $40/hr
<weev> which is far far less the $9-ish an hour that a stocker makes
<weev> err
<weev> far far less than eight times
<weev> in fact
<weev> there is no hourly or salaried job that you can work in any wal-mart store
<weev> that is eight times the minimum wage they pay
<Onideus> Zewb, it depends on where you live. If this were Seattle I would agree, but here in Walla Walla that's good money considering
you can get a *REALLY* nice house for only $150,000
<zewb> Onideus: no, i actually know for a fact that the walmarts in seattle pay their employees about 300 bucks a week
<Onideus> Um, Weev, stock men/women don't actually stock shelves you know, they unload the trucks.
<zewb> Onideus: i read a recent news story about how panhandlers at a walmart in your area make more money than the walmart employees do
<weev> whatever, point is
<weev> the fac that you "sometimes" stock shelves shows you're a peon
<weev> and you can't possibly make more than $14/hr
<Onideus> Zewb, there are no panhandlers in this area, mostly because the cops would kick their asses and then drive them out of town
and dump them off.
<zewb> panhandling is legal
<Onideus> Weev, our store manager sometimes stocks shelves, you do what needs to be done.
<weev> okay well
<weev> you make no fucking money
<weev> and are poor
<zewb> you're not even the manager?
<weev> and live with your mom
<weev> thats all that needs to be covered
<zewb> not only do you live with your mom
<zewb> you leech off of her
<zewb> you leech off an old, dying widow
<Onideus> If I'm walking the floor and doing inventory and a customer walks up to me and is looking for something that isn't on the
shelf, I'll go get it and stock it. Or if I come in and see something important is empty on the shelf, I'll go in the back and
restock that item.
<Onideus> I'm a department manager.
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<Onideus> And my mom lives with me, it's my house, my name is the only one on the title.
<weev> http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Wal-Mart_Stores%2c_Inc/Hourly_Rate
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<zewb> a department manager who needs his mom to help out with rent
<weev> http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Wal-Mart_Stores%2c_Inc/Hourly_Rate
<weev> http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Wal-Mart_Stores%2c_Inc/Hourly_Rate
<weev> http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Wal-Mart_Stores%2c_Inc/Hourly_Rate
<weev> http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Wal-Mart_Stores%2c_Inc/Hourly_Rate
<weev> http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Wal-Mart_Stores%2c_Inc/Hourly_Rate
<weev> "almost eight times"
<weev> more like
<weev> $12/hr
<weev> lolllll
<Onideus> I don't "need" help from my mom, Dumbass. Although I certainly wouldn't turn it down. Unlike you, I don't hate my mother.
<zewb> HA HA HA
<zewb> if you don't hate her, then why are you making her pay your rent?
<weev> Onideus: did your mother "charge" you rent when she raised you, and made you play the candy game with your strange uncle
<Onideus> Because she wants to, it's not like I'm forcing her, dumbass.
<weev> perhaps thats why he's an infantilist now =[
<Onideus> Candy game?
<zewb> if my mom offered to help me with my rent, i would turn it down
<zewb> even if i actually needed it
<Onideus> Why?
<zewb> unlike you, i'm not too keen on the idea of suckling my mom's financial teat
<Onideus> That doesn't make sense.
<Onideus> If you're living in someone's house, you help out, you pay them "rent"...that's just the way it is.
<Onideus> If you didn't, it would make you feel like a moocher.
<weev> lol
<zewb> but it's your own mother
<zewb> who has cancer
<zewb> what kind of dick would charge his own, terminally ill mother rent?
<weev> yeah
<weev> seriously
<zewb> are you that much of a fucking jew?
<zewb> what do you do when she doesn't pay on time, toss her out on the street?
<zewb> put her in a third-rate retirement home?
<Onideus> I never check to see if she "pays on time", she automatically deposits the money into my account, I really don't pay much
attention to it. Not to mention she usually gets most of it back since I'm always buying stuff for her and fixing the place up.
<weev> if my mom needed it i'd buy her a house
<Onideus> Weev, you couldn't afford to buy a house.
<weev> haha
<Onideus> Haha, remember who is addicted to drugs?
<Onideus> How much do you spend on crack every day?
<Onideus> You can quit anytime though, amiright?
<zewb> lol here's captain fatass talking about health risks
<weev> lol
<zewb> speaking of health risks i need a cigarette, brb
<Onideus> Uh huh, I'm really not very "fat"...well, compared to a crack addict like you I guess I am.
<weev> i dont smoke crack
<weev> i do a lot of drugs
<weev> on the weekends
<weev> but not crack
<weev> cocaine, sure
<Onideus> Uh huh.
<zewb> Onideus: I've seen your pictures
<zewb> http://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Madhatter_workin.jpg
<zewb> this giant pouch of fat under your jaw says different
<Onideus> Weev, there are only two kinds of people...those that don't do drugs...and those that are addicted to drugs.
<weev> loooool
<zewb> well smoke marijuana but i'm not addicted to it
<zewb> *i smoke marijuana
<weev> okay well
<weev> before i did drugs
<weev> you know what i did?
<weev> i worked PLCs in poultry plants
<weev> for $20/hr
<weev> then i started doing ketamine and acid
<Onideus> Zewb, I'm about 30 pounds lighter than I was in that picture, at the moment. Although my weight doesn't bother me, so even if
I gained the 30 pounds back I wouldn't care.
<weev> got in on a dotcom
<zewb> i eat lots of psychedelic mushrooms
<weev> made some real cash
<weev> then joined a FIS
<weev> who funded my hedge fund
<weev> crazy that
<zewb> im pretty much broke, but at least i don't work at walmart
<zewb> i usually make money by selling dangerous drugs to america's youth
<weev> one of the former chairmans of the chicago mercantile exchange i first did cocaine with
<Onideus> Yeah Weev, I know yer type, bullshit artists, you ran around doing the "tech boom" trying to sell yourself off as some kind
techy guru, selling shit you didn't even understand...until it all went to shit.
<weev> Onideus: yeah, sounds like me
<weev> i made big pile sof money
<weev> what did you do?
<weev> oh yeah, you worked at wal-mart :D
<zewb> and ate ding dongs
<Onideus> Truth be told, the tech boom would have never burst...had those claiming they had the skills actually had them. It collapsed
because the majority were a bunch of poser class flunkies who couldn't even code a simplistic website.
<rattus> Onideus is an intellectual
<weev> well
<weev> i actually have the skills
<weev> ive been the performance engineer for a number of alexa top1000 websites
<rattus> weev: you can make websites? I'm envious.
<Onideus> I work at Wal*Mart primarily for the exercise, all the money I make at Wal*Mart goes directly into Wal*Mart stock, my "living"
is made off of contract, freelance work.
<weev> the smallest of which is ED
<zewb> ha ha ha
<weev> http://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Madhatter_workin.jpg <- clearly gets all his "exercise" at wally world
<zewb> <Onideus> I work at Wal*Mart primarily for the exercise,
<Onideus> Health benefits too, easier to get them through Wal*Mart than doing it on my own via a private healthcare insurer.
<Onideus> The bonuses and discounts are real nice too.
<Onideus> Plus I get to set my own hours.
<zewb> Onideus: you work for a company that spies on its own employees to prevent union activity
<rattus> wow
* rattus reads the ED page
<Onideus> Uh, no dumbass, we don't *WANT* a union. All a union would do is fuck us over and take all our bonus money.
<zewb> Onideus: any wetback could take your place for 5 bucks an hour
<zewb> you missed the point
<zewb> you work for a company that doesn't give a shit about you
<Onideus> Zewb, Wal*Mart makes enough money that even if it didn't give a shit about its employees it still pays them really well and
showers them with benefits, bonuses and discounts.
<zewb> wal-mart hires 3 types of people: mexican border jumpers, senile old people with arthritis, and incredibly fat people.
<zewb> and thats not including the chinks who glue tables together in the factories in china
<Onideus> Zewb, are you trying to be cliche or are you really that stupid?
<zewb> walmart workers, like walmart customers, are lowest common denominator, lower-middle class garbage
<Onideus> Uh huh, does it make you feel good to try and talk shit about Wal*Mart customers and employees?
<weev> haha
<weev> did you know
<weev> that wal-mart hires a fulltime team
<zewb> lol yeah
<weev> of psychiatrists
<weev> and psychologists
<zewb> in fact
<weev> and gives them a private jet
<weev> and what they do
<weev> is fly around the country
<weev> and bust up unions
<zewb> im going to call the walmart you work at nonstop tomorrow
<weev> by profiling all the people that will potentially unionize
<weev> and forcing a couple to have psychotic episodes
<weev> and having the rest fired
<zewb> also
<weev> thats how much wal-mart is scared of fair wages
<Onideus> I see you've been reading shit on WalMartwatch.com
<Onideus> You really do believe everything you read online.
<weev> no i read about it in the economist actually
<weev> i think its brilliant
<zewb> most wal-marts have a 3 strikes and your out policy with meeting stocking quotas; if some poor old geezer with arthritis in both
hands can't stock those shelves fast enough, they throw him out on the street
<weev> i have a lot of respect for walmart as a company
<weev> my family is friends with the blairs and the waltons
<weev> they are sharp people
<rattus> weev: the economist is also published on its webpage
<rattus> therefore it is bullshit
<rattus> flawless logic
<zewb> wal-mart is brutal
<weev> yeah dude
<Onideus> Zewb - we don't fire people for "not going fast enough".
<weev> they are awesome business people
<weev> Onideus: were that true, it would be pretty fucking stupid of you
<zewb> they are evil, evil mother fuckers
<Onideus> Like I said, Wal*Mart makes enough money that we don't need to screw people over.
<zewb> but they know how to run a business
<weev> you know what i do to people in my operation that lag?
<weev> i fucking call them up
<weev> and be like
<weev> you're a fucking bum
<weev> now you're fired
<zewb> wal-mart has a very very simple plan that works very very well
<Onideus> Yeah, treat everyone really well.
<weev> lol
<weev> Onideus has been propagandized
<zewb> they have products made in their chinese sweatshops that cost about 30 cents to make, and they sell it in the US for $9.95,
which, to us, is a very low price
<Onideus> Hell I got a lovely $500 bonus just last week, as did everyone else in the store.
<weev> by the wal-mart chants
<zewb> Onideus: I don't think you're the manager
<zewb> Onideus: In fact, i don't even think you're a stocker
<weev> Onideus makes $12/hr
<zewb> you know what i think you are?
<Onideus> Zewb, in China, 30 cents is a lot of money, I know you have trouble comprehending simplistic things like "cost of living" and
how it differs from country to country (and even state to state).
<zewb> i think you're the door greeter
<weev> and thinks he's getting a great deal
<rattus> greeter
<zewb> WELCOME TO WALLMARRRRRRRT
<rattus> do they have color coordinated helmets and drool bibs?
<weev> Onideus: have you been to china?
<weev> i have
<weev> 30 cents isnt a lot of money there
<Onideus> Sure you have.
<zewb> Onideus: did you know that women are often brutally beaten and/or raped in the chinese wal-mart factories?
<Onideus> Depends on where you are in China, Weev.
<rattus> Onideus is worldly
<Onideus> Zewb, there are women who are brutally beaten/raped everywhere in the world. Where the fuck have you been?
<rattus> tell us of your life adventures, Onideus
<rattus> I'm sure they are amazing
<rattus> I want to hear more
<Onideus> I think Weev would rather tell us his.
<rattus> that's a total palin question evasion
<rattus> nice job
<Onideus> He's the one with all the money, cars, girls, drugs, oh and over-compensation
<zewb> Onideus: so it's ok for your company to beat and rape their workers just because beatings and rape happen everywhere else?
<rattus> actually he does
<Onideus> Zewb, do you know what a strawman is?
<rattus> I know about weev. I want to hear about you, Onideus
<Onideus> Well I fucked yer mom the other day, wanna hear about that?
<rattus> yes
<rattus> please
<rattus> was it in China?
<rattus> did it cost $.30?
<Onideus> Mmmm, that bitch was tight! Seriously, oh and it was in Nigeria.
<zewb> Onideus: glad to see you occasionally fuck over other people's moms instead of your own
<Onideus> It was only 15 cents a screw.
<zewb> Onideus: saying someone's mom has a tight pussy is a compliment, not an insult
<Onideus> Zewb, depends on your perspective.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> you're dumb
<Onideus> Can't figure that one out, huh?
<Onideus> You wanna hint?
<Onideus> I put a paper bag over the bitch's head.
<Onideus> *nods*
<zewb> when i fuck your mom i put a bag on her head and a bag on my own head, in case the bag on her head breaks
<Onideus> ...*crickets chirping*...
<Onideus> I thought you didn't like the idea of fucking over moms, Zewb?
<Onideus> Uh oh, backpedal, look out!
<zewb> i never said that
<zewb> i said i didn't like the idea of fucking over my own mom
<zewb> i couldn't give two shits about someone else's mom
<zewb> you're not very good at being clever
<Onideus> So you're a hypocrite then.
<Onideus> It's okay to fuck someone over...but not if they're family?
<Onideus> What difference does that make?
<Onideus> I mean just because she shat you out of her tight little twat and nearly crushed yer fat head...that doesn't mean shit.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> why do you keep trying to insult me?
<zewb> you should know by now that it doesn't bother me in the least
<Onideus> lol, why do you keep trying to use my material
<zewb> i've been trolling people like you for years
<zewb> you're no different than all the others
<Onideus> Uh huh, sure you have kid.
<Onideus> You don't even know what trolling is.
<zewb> just another obese manchild
<zewb> mooching off his dying mother
<Onideus> You're just some dumbfuck Webbie.
<zewb> lol webbie?
<Onideus> LOL, yeah that's what we Netters call your kind.
<Onideus> Webbies.
<zewb> netters?
<zewb> lol
<Onideus> Usenet users.
<Onideus> The land where the ban doesn't exist.
<zewb> usenet takes place over the internet though
<zewb> and so does irc
<Onideus> See you Webbie kids, yer real weak, pathetic...because you can people, you can hide like pussies.
<Onideus> On Usenet though...you have to take it, there's no banning.
<zewb> i just called your cell phone
<zewb> and your house phone
<zewb> about 10 times
<zewb> and you're afraid to pick up
<zewb> and you think i'm afraid of you?
<Onideus> That just shows how pathetic you are.
<Onideus> You need to try and go RL because you can't deal with shit on the Internet level.
<zewb> lol
<Onideus> You get yer lil feewings are hurt.
<Onideus> So you lash out.
<zewb> as if the internet is so much more serious and scary than RL
<Onideus> Tryin to call people up on the phone, threatening to call their employer, shit liak that.
<zewb> lol someone sounds a little butthurt
<Onideus> No, stupid, that's the point, the Internet ISN'T serious, but you make it serious when you go to the RL level.
<Onideus> And the only reason you take it to that level is because of butthurt.
<Onideus> You can't deal online, so you lash out in the real world.
<Onideus> Because you're pathetic.
<Onideus> On Usenet we call it netkkkoping.
<Onideus> Only fucking losers like you do it.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> real life is serious business?
<zewb> come on, man, what have you got to lose?
<zewb> a shitty wal-mart job
<Onideus> Of course it is, child, unless you're living in a bubble of stupidity.
<zewb> all real trolling takes place irl
<zewb> thats the best kind of trolling
<Onideus> That's the other thing though, that kids like you don't understand. That when you take it to the RL level...well whatever you
do, the same can be done back. Children of your breed often act not realizing the consequences.
<Onideus> You do shit to people, but you don't expect the same to be done to you.
<zewb> well you have to have my dox to do that
<zewb> and unlike you, i'm not dumb enough to give them out
<zewb> and unlike you, you can't really do anything to me
<Onideus> Child, when you take it to the RL level...you out yerself, yer dox are in plain view.
<Onideus> And yes, child, there are things I can do to you...horrible fucking things.
<zewb> my cell phone is untraceable
<Onideus> I know you don't think so, because you're a stupid kid.
<zewb> and what kind of horrible things could you possibly do to me?
<Onideus> You don't comprehend consequence.
<Onideus> As I always say...never do something to someone unless you're fully prepared to have it done to you in return.
<Onideus> And also, never fuck with anyone who has more creativity than you do.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> http://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Fatterjedi.jpg
<zewb> creativity
<Onideus> Let's see a picture of you, Kiddo. Or are you afraid?
<zewb> lol nice try, but im not dumb enough to give out my information
<Onideus> See that's the difference between you and me...you're a pussy, you don't openly post yer dox because you're afraid.
<zewb> no
<Onideus> You worry about what would happen.
<zewb> i don't openly post my dox because i'm SMART
<Onideus> You don't want the things you do to others to be done in return.
<Onideus> You can't accept consequence.
<Onideus> Because you're a pussy.
<zewb> i can't argue with that
<Onideus> You hide behind the computer screen, lashing out at people.
<zewb> i wouldn't want anyone to do to me the things ive done to them
<zewb> i also hide behing a phone
<zewb> don't forget the phone
<Onideus> But they will, you can't stay anon forever, and if you take it to the RL level...you essentially out yourself at that point.
<zewb> how can you sit there calling me a coward when you don't even have the balls to answer your phone?
<zewb> not rly, i've called you several times, and you still don't know who i am
<Onideus> Why would I talk to you on the phone when I'm talking to you here right now?
<zewb> you don't even have my phone number
<zewb> probably
<Onideus> Think so, huh?
<zewb> unless you have ANI, which i highly doubt
<Onideus> I have more than your number at this point.
<zewb> and even so, my information isn't attached to my phone in any way
<zewb> its a prepaid phone paid for in cash
<zewb> you don't have anything
<Onideus> Zewb...have you ever been to one of my websites?
<zewb> negative
<zewb> i don't even know what they are
<Onideus> Well I would advise you not to, if you want to remain anon.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> ill go to it right now then
<Onideus> You will be outed though, sooner or later. It'll be from an unsuspecting source, mostly likely from an IRL friend or family
member, they'll probably do it inadvertantly.
<zewb> give me the web address
<zewb> ill go to your website right now
<Onideus> That would be incredibly stupid, but here: www.backwater-productions.net
<Onideus> Why don't you try this while yer at it: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/CC_Check/credit_card_check.swf
<Onideus> LOL
<zewb> gotta love tor
<zewb> and im not in the mood to install flash, so i'll leave that one alone
<Onideus> You don't have Flash installed?
<Onideus> LOL, what are you surfing with some 386 piece of shit from the dump?
<Onideus> 90% of the content online these days is Flash bassed.
<Onideus> Pretty much you can't even *SEE* the Internet without Flash.
<zewb> i don't really look at stuff online much
<zewb> i mostly just bullshit on irc and talk on the phone
<rattus> zewb: what about textfiles?
<Onideus> Ahhh, yer like Angie. Always got that damn phone glued to her fuckin ear.
<zewb> well yeah
<zewb> i like to talk to people in person
<zewb> so they don't have time to sit there planning what they are going to say back to me
<Onideus> I don't really like talking to people at all, unless I'm bored and/or procrastinating.
<zewb> you've been talking to me for the past 2 hours
<Onideus> Conversation is better when it's played like a chess game, with time to think before each move.
<Onideus> And as I said earlier...bored
<rattus> you should irc by mail
<Onideus> Although I really should go get some work done.
<Onideus> No, I just surf Usenet.
<zewb> then why do you have a website?
<Onideus> IRC is usually pretty dead.
<zewb> i thought you weren't a webbie?
<Onideus> I don't think you understand what a Webbie is.
<Onideus> It's more about online communication.
<zewb> i don't think anything could make you more of a webbie than owning your own domain name
<Onideus> You're not a Netter just because you download binaries off Usenet for example.
<zewb> and chatting on irc for 2 hours
<zewb> i dont use usenet
<zewb> usenet's dead
<Onideus> And I also said I troll Webbies, which, generally requires coming onto Webbie forms.
<zewb> its full of furries and fat people
<Onideus> Usenet is far from dead, but we like to make you kids think otherwise.
<zewb> you don't know anything about trolling
<rattus> blackwater productions looks awesome
<Onideus> It's been really great how all the major ISPs are finally dropping Usenet access, it's really cleaning the shit off the grid.
<rattus> it makes me want to give them money
<rattus> to embed anime flash mashup videos on my website
<Onideus> Zewb, that's my line, you pathetic wannabe.
<zewb> Onideus: when you fart, does your face jiggle?
* Onideus snores
<Onideus> Let me know when you start doing something I haven't already seen before...and better.
<rattus> zewb: his silence on the subject must be an afirmation
<Onideus> This is what we Netters think of you Webbie kids when it comes to trolling:
<Onideus> http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/trolling-for-ethics-mattathias-schwartzs-awesome-piece-on-internet-poltergeists/#
comment-146832
<zewb> i think you already posted that
<Onideus> Yer not trolls, just wannabe sociopaths, because your parents didn't love you enough as children.
<rattus> its ok zewb. no one is looking at his links anyway
<Onideus> Yer pussies, plain and simple.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> you're the one whining about me calling your house
<zewb> and being afraid to pick up the phone
<Onideus> Rattus, it's okay, I don't expect Ritalin deficient morons from Generation Barney to be able to read more than a couple
sentences.
<zewb> and making excuses like "i can't type and talk at the same time"
<rattus> Onideus: yet you seek them out
<rattus> what can we conclude about you
<Onideus> Zewb, post yer dox and I'll talk to you on the phone.
<zewb> lol
<Onideus> Come on, pussy, what are you so afraid of?
<zewb> im not afraid, i just don't do what im told
<Onideus> Uh oh, backpedal, look out!
<zewb> you already said that earlier
<Onideus> Wow, really, boy you must be taking notes.
<zewb> well no, it's all displayed in plain text
<zewb> all you have to do is scroll up a bit
<rattus> it's almost like watching a retarded fat version of a pandorabot
<Onideus> Come on, pussies, post yer dox.
<Onideus> You're not afraid of me, are you?
<Onideus> LOL
<rattus> so we can be friends?
<zewb> it's wednesday morning, shouldn't you be at work?
<Onideus> I work whenever I want.
<rattus> haha
<zewb> ah
<zewb> so you don't have a job after all
<rattus> of course you do
<zewb> let me guess
<Onideus> Do you really think what you believe has any bearing or consequence on the reality of my life? You can and will believe
whatever you like, no, whatever you *NEED* to believe.
<zewb> you got fired from wal-mart because you lost all self-control while you were stocking the diapers?
<Onideus> Do you *NEED* to believe that, Newb?
<Onideus> *nods*
<rattus> think about how much Onideus has pissed out into his diapers just while sitting here
<zewb> it's probably soaked into the seat by now
<Onideus> You guys like talking about diapers, huh?
<rattus> usenet serves a great purpose if it keeps guys like him off of the general internets
<rattus> 05:37 CTCP VERSION reply from Onideus: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<zewb> apparently it doesnt
<rattus> shocking
<zewb> since he's been shunned from every newsgroup for being a kiddie-fiddler
<zewb> and he tries to play it off by saying he was trolling
<Onideus> What are you talking about, pussy, you Webbie kids can just ban people who make you feel all angry and pissy.
<rattus> oh
<Onideus> Usenet works differently.
<rattus> webbie
<zewb> we haven't banned you
<rattus> meaning people who use the web
<Onideus> Oh, give it time.
<rattus> wow. I didn't think that people still used some kind of bbs verbage anymore
<rattus> I thought those people all drank themselves to death over pkzip
<Onideus> Once you figure it out that you can't "get back" at me, you'll get pretty cranky and pissy.
<zewb> tcl lmiot infantilism
<Shaniqua> __ __
<Shaniqua> /..\ /| |'-.
<Shaniqua> .\_O/ || | | OH WOW
<Shaniqua> _ / `._ \|_|_.-' INFANTILISM
<Shaniqua> | / \__.`=._) (_
<Shaniqua> |/ ._/ |"""""""""| LET ME IN
<Shaniqua> |'. `\ | | ON THIS
<Shaniqua> ;"""/ / | |
<Shaniqua> ) /_/| |.-------.|
<Shaniqua> ' `-`' " "
<rattus> (diaper not pictured)
<Onideus> Try the babyfur communities, the infantilist communities are largely destroyed outside of commercial interests.
<Onideus> Speaking of furries, I'm planning a rather large scale war with them, like I did with the adult babies.
<zewb> sure you are
<Onideus> Oh, I am.
<Onideus> It's going to be glorious!
<zewb> good luck doing that when all your information is available on the internet
<Onideus> LOL
<Onideus> You don't understand.
<zewb> you can't troll anything anymore
<zewb> i doubt you ever could
<rattus> no way could he ever
<zewb> you don't have the demeanor of a troll
<zewb> you seem more like someone who GETS trolled
<rattus> he's trying to invite a troll, but he's no fun
<Onideus> Besides which, how do you know all my "information" is real? The last goobers like you tried to find out if I worked at
Wal*Mart it wound up blowing up in your stupid faces.
<zewb> i don't think any real troll would pay 10 bucks to join the SA forums
<zewb> well i just called your phone a couple hours ago
<rattus> zewb: agreed
<zewb> and your mom answered
<zewb> and i asked if matt was there
<zewb> and voila
<zewb> it was you
<Onideus> He, he, he...it was necesary to do that. Who do you think gave SA the info on that community and invited them over to troll
it?
<zewb> the guy who was upset about being banned from it
<zewb> (you)
<Onideus> I wasn't banned then.
<Onideus> I didn't get banned until after they had found out what I did to them.
<zewb> you were part of the community
<zewb> you got butthurt
<zewb> so you whined at SA to troll them for you
<zewb> and you got banned from there too
<Onideus> Although it doesn't matter, I've been actively engaged with that community ever since under various names and have nearly a
gig worth of dox, pixtures, vids, you name it.
<zewb> prove it
<Onideus> Where do you think this came from: http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=15437
<Onideus> The pics in it.
<Onideus> LOL, I've been using material and dox I ripped off of that community to attack other people, like Endedural.
<rattus> that's what you call trolling?
<Onideus> It'll be real easy to start a war within the furry community, all their seperate factions already pretty much hate each other
and are always trying to canibalize each other for normalcy.
<Onideus> No, THIS, is what I call trolling: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
<zewb> pff
<Onideus> Making some d00d fall in love with one of yer sock puppets and then ripping apart his whole life.
<zewb> mere child's play
<Onideus> Child, you've never done *ANYTHING* like that.
<zewb> you're talking to someone who has literally destroyed lives
<Onideus> You couldn't even fucking *DREAM* of doing it.
<Onideus> Uh huh...by what, calling them on the phone?
<Onideus> LOL
<Onideus> That's not trolling, dumbass.
<Onideus> That's been an angsty tweenage muppet fuck.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> no its irl trolling
<zewb> something you don't have the balls to do
<Onideus> No, prank phone calling is something children do...until their parents find out and ground them.
<Onideus> If you're still doing it past the age of 18...wow, just...WOW!
<zewb> im not talking about prank calling
<Onideus> Yeah, ya are.
<rattus> no milk
<rattus> none
<zewb> buy a cow
<Onideus> Go squeeze yer mom's tits.
<zewb> lol someone sounds a little angry
<Onideus> Remember what I said, about believing what you *NEED* to.
<zewb> you'll never ruin anything
<Onideus> Post some evidence of yer l33t trolling, n00b.
<rattus> the yearling angst
<zewb> i don't take credit for what i do
<rattus> is powerful
<zewb> unlike you, i don'
<Onideus> Newb, like I said, yer full of shit.
<zewb> *i don't try to impress people on irc with logs of my trolling
<Onideus> Well then tell me how you would do it then.
<Onideus> You don't have to give names.
<Onideus> Just say how you would acomplish this "life destroying".
<Onideus> LOL
<Onideus> No, no, let me guess...you call their employer on the phone!
<Onideus> LOL
<zewb> usually, good old fashioned vandalism is always a great provider of lulz
<zewb> hit them where it hurts most; their wallet
<Onideus> Yeah, great idea, dumbass, especially what with how my entire house is covered in video survellance, boy that's a BRILLIANT
idea.
<Onideus> Remember, idiot, when you go RL, you expose yourself.
<zewb> i thought you lived in an apartment
<Onideus> You *WILL* get caught, eventually.
<Onideus> I own my own house.
<zewb> you mean your mother owns her own house
<zewb> and you live there
<Onideus> No, I mean I own my own house.
<Onideus> My mom lives with me.
<Onideus> The title only has one name on it, mine.
<zewb> which is why your mom answers the house phone?
<Onideus> She answers the phone because I don't ever answer the phone. Besides which, what the fuck would that have to do with who owns
the house?
<zewb> but wait!
<zewb> i thought you had all these clients calling you
<Onideus> I usually ignore it when they call, or my mom picks up and then gives me the phone.
<Onideus> Hence the reason I though you were a client.
<zewb> well, the person who owns the phone line usually keeps the phone in their bedroom as opposed to their mom's
<Onideus> Our phone is in the living room actuall.
<Onideus> And I normally use my cell as my number.
<zewb> why is your mother sleeping in the living room?
<Onideus> The 1337 line is more of a novelty.
<Onideus> My mother isn't sleeping in the living room.
<zewb> when i called, she woke up
<zewb> i could tell by her voice
<Onideus> My mom also has her own cell, which she uses as her primary number. She may have had the phone in her room at the time...see
we NON-poor people, we can afford these things called "cordless" phones.
<zewb> if she has her own cell phone, then why would she have your landline phone in her room?
<Onideus> You could tell by her voice...LOL...you can "tell by the pixels" too, huh?
<Onideus> Let's get back to yer BRILLIANT vandalism idea, dipshit.
<Onideus> How is that "ruining" the person's life?
<zewb> its not
<zewb> its ruining their property
<Onideus> Assuming your dumbass doesn't get yer stupid ass caught in the process.
<Onideus> Hello, dipshit, most people who aren't poor have this fun thing called "insurance". Woah, amazing what you learn when you're
twelve and on the Interwebs, huh?
<zewb> well im 19, but that's neither here nor there
<Onideus> The bottom line is that only complete dumbfucks ever take it to the RL level, because they know that if they try there's an
incredibly high probability of A. Getting caught and B Having the same, or worse, done to you.
<zewb> ha
<zewb> you can't do anything
<zewb> and even if you could
<zewb> i can outrun you
<zewb> :B
<zewb> plus i have guns
<zewb> and i have insomnia
<zewb> so good luck
<Onideus> Child, I wouldn't need to outrun you. I only need to take a picture of you. Remember what I said about fucking with people
who have more creativity than you do?
<Onideus> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Weight_Watchers.png
<zewb> how is snapping a photo creative?
<Onideus> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Weight_Watchers.png
<Onideus> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Gay_Pride.png
<Onideus> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Netkkkop.png
<Onideus> It's what I do WITH the pictures that's creative.
<Onideus> Especially fun when they're randomly plastered all over yer city.
<Onideus> Mailed to relatives, school, employer...LOL
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<zewb> that's the best you can do?
<Onideus> They always try suing of course, hence the disclaimers.
<zewb> photoshop people's faces on google images?
<Onideus> Of course not, but that's usually all I ever have to.
<zewb> you're pathetic
<zewb> you can't troll shit
<zewb> get off irc
<Onideus> Usually at that point they'll get it through their heads that going RL is not a good idea and they'll back down.
<zewb> get off the internet
<Onideus> That's not really trolling, dipshit.
<zewb> and go do some situps
<Onideus> That's what you do to retards like yourself who go RL.
<Onideus> In order to teach you an important lesson.
<zewb> lol oh yes im so scared
<Onideus> Of course you are.
<Onideus> That's why you hide.
<Onideus> That's why you won't post yer dox.
<Onideus> If you weren't scared, you would post them.
<Onideus> Pussy.
<zewb> lol
<Onideus> I post my dox because I'm *NOT* afraid.
<Onideus> Because I know there's nothing you can do to me...well, at least nothing you can do to me that won't wind up exposing you in
the process.
<Onideus> It's a bit of a honey pot.
<Onideus> You let the target think they're winning, so they let their guard down, then you go in for the kill.
<zewb> lol
<zewb> whatever dude
<zewb> im gonna go outside and smoke a cig
<zewb> bbl
<Onideus> You're a smoker, huh?
<Onideus> LOL, enjoy your lung cancer.
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<Winkie> lol
<Winkie> i quit smoking :(
<mroach> tcl inspect mroach_temperature
<Shaniqua> proc mroach_temperature location {regsub -all {:(.*?)$(.*?)$} [temperature $location] {: \2 (\1)}}
<zewb> ive cut down a bit
<zewb> i smoke about 5-8 cigs a day
<zewb> as opposed to a whole pack
<zewb> i love how fat people tell me smoking is unhealthy
<Onideus> Fat doesn't give you cancer.
<zewb> fat people ARE cancer
<Onideus> Oh that was clever.
<zewb> no it wasnt
<zewb> it was just true
<Onideus> Hence the sarcasm.
<zewb> sarcasm is lame
<Onideus> Think so, huh?
<zewb> only people who get trolled make sarcastic remarks
<Onideus> Really?
<zewb> and use capitalization in irc
<Onideus> Yer shift key is broken, huh?
<zewb> and make little quips ending in ",huh?"
<Onideus> You're not really worth any more than that, huh?
<zewb> huh?
<Onideus> Exactly.
<zewb> huh?
<Onideus> Protip - deserve better.
<zewb> huh?
<Onideus> Newbsayshuh
<Onideus> Here's pictures of my house, before I bought it: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/House_Before_Buying/
<Onideus> I've done a lot of work since though. Still needs a lot more though.
<Onideus> My next big project is to have the giant pine tree in the front cut down.
<Onideus> Nothing grows under pine trees.
<zewb> Cartoons » Care Bears » Shattered Lies
<zewb> Author: Matthew Moulton
<zewb> Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Published: 09-23-08 - Updated: 09-23-08 - id:4555601
<Onideus> It's better if you read it on the site.
<zewb> you know
<zewb> it's hard to believe you could write all of this if you were "just trolling"
<Onideus> http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/
<Onideus> I wrote it for my God daughter.
<Onideus> But it also works as a troll.
<Onideus> That's actually how a lot of my stuff works, it's stuff that's normal, but if you twist it just right, it can be incredibly
kooky.
<zewb> ah i see
<zewb> that sounds pretty wacky
<zewb> 11 chapters of care bears fanfic
<zewb> you're one hell of a troll, man
<Onideus> Actually there's going to be more, that community has been hounding me to write more ever since I made it, plus they're always
nagging at me to update the site, add more content, etc. So what initially started off as a gift to my God daughter has turned into a
lot more.
<Onideus> I also like it some respects, it's a challenge, trying to take something as lame as Care Bears and then trying to make a good
story out of it.
<Onideus> I combine a lot of aspects from X-Men into it.
<Onideus> As far as powers.
<Onideus> I took quite a bit of artistic liberty.
<Onideus> The story is also pretty dark, not so much for little kids, more in the tween/teen range.
<zewb> im sure she's really proud that her godfather spends his free time writing carebears fanfic
<Onideus> Oh she likes all the stuff I make, she think very highly of me...but then, most people do.
<Onideus> At least those I make stuff for.
<zewb> creepy
<Onideus> I'm not simply about destroying online communities.
<zewb> i am
<zewb> i want to destroy everyone on the internet
<Onideus> In most cases it's my interest to destroy them and then rebuild them in the way I THINK they should be.
<Onideus> And of course control them.
<zewb> you don't destroy anything
<Onideus> LOL, you keep thinking that.
<zewb> you are just yet another furry who tries to act like a troll
<zewb> anyhoo
<Onideus> LOL, I have no problems at all with you believing that.
<zewb> im tired of talking to you
<zewb> you shouldn't have a problem with me believing that
<Onideus> A lil butthurt, yes?
<zewb> so anyway, im going to go talk to normal people now
<zewb> who aren't pedophiles
<zewb> later dude
<Onideus> The people you think are "normal"...they're not.
<Onideus> They're just good at decieving you.
</pre>
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===='''Unknown Year: Onideus Vs. Neopets:'''====
[[File:Babyneopets.png|thumb|right|200px|What Mat was looking for on [[Neopets]].]]
Having been banned from '''''a fucking children's site''''' probably for being a pedophile, Matthew once again swore eternal vengeance and made a website called "'''www.fuck-neopets.com'''" to somehow get back at them.

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===='''2009: Onideus Vs. HBGames:'''====
In his only instance remotely resembling success, Onideus was able to '''{{archive|FxPU2|steal the password}}''' of the admin of a site mostly populated by '''children''', probably using [[brute force]]. Finally being able to exact revenge on a site that rejected him, Onideus showed his true colors, telling them he would avenge...

{{squote|'''The ones who dared to face me down those months ago.'''}}

Still, despite being in control of the site, he somehow still managed to get butthurt at one of the users for not being mad at him and calling him '''"Onideus The Mad Twatter"''', telling him that:

{{squote|'''I remember you. You think you have me in a corner with your fuckwit cool exterior huh?'''}}

Seizing the site, he vowed to take it down FOREVAR!!! However, being that he didn't actually hack the site and all he had was admin prives on a free to use forum, all he was able to do was change the skin and some people's user names before being dethroned and banned by the host company's actual admins a single day later. And so ended Onideuses only, brief moment of success. The forum is obviously still up and running.

===='''Onideus Vs. Countless others:'''====
Knowing his spotty track-record, all the sites listed on this article are probably just a mere fraction of the sites he has threatened (and failed) to take down, seeing as how he joins a new site every week only to be banned that very same day. And seeing as how every time he is banned the rejection literally hurts his feelings to the point he feels the need to get back at them. It is more than probable that there are '''a lot''' more stories of this type that we just haven't found yet.

==The Future: Onideus Vs. Facebook?==

{{quote|Oh well, I'll find a new "toy" to play with...maybe [[Mark Zuckerberg|Zuckerberg]] for screwing my [[Facebook|FB]] account.|'''{{archive|JhBIt|Onideus}}'''}}

What does the future have [[walmart|in store]] for our little retard? Well, hopefully he will actually try to send threats to the Facebook Jew and gets himself arrested or [[rape|something]]. Fingers crossed.

== Child porn scandal==

Among all his other problems, Onideus has an obsession with diapers and, by some extent, child pornography. He often masturbates to cartoons where children are seen wearing diapers, spent a month protesting the deletion of child porn from ED and once '''stalked a 12 year old girl on an anime forum''' only to find that she was actually a grown man and a fellow pedophile. He is so preoccupied with these things that he is hardly capable of talking about anything else. Every conversation with him will end up including some mention of shitting in a diaper, be it him accusing others of doing so in rage, or reminiscing about his own experiences. When the topic of CP is brought up he often defends, claims to extort pedophiles in his spare time or threaten to "get back" at his trolls by posing as them and requesting people to send him nude pictures of their children. Forgetting that if he ever actually did that (he is too lazy and incompetent to) he would be the one liable to be brought up on charges, regardless of who he was posing as.

The reason he so often brings up diapers and CP in seemingly unrelated conversations is because, like all perverts, he is obsessed with his fetish and ends up mentioning it in random discussions because it is already floating around in his head 24/7. Thereby he is constantly incriminating himself due to his lack of self control which he must later try to pass off as trolling (convincing no one). Below is but a fraction of his musings on the topic.

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{{quote|From this point on, if you say you don't like adult babies, baby furs or littles...it's because you're a PEDOPHILE! :D Littles, BFs and ABs are the direct polar opposite of pedos, so if you hate them, then simply by default you're effectively saying you ~like~ pedophiles. Which, obviously would ~make~ you a pedophile. Hence, if you don't like us, yer a pedophile! ^__^ It's a really great angle I think because it really bitch slaps haters with the same ignorant stereotype they try and inflict on us, basically reversing their own ignorance and playing it back onto them to force them out of the idiocy. I just love using reversals, they're so much fun! :D|[https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2659462/ Mipsus]}}

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|Prove that you're not a kiddy cock sucking pedophile. Someone e-mailed me and told me that you like molesting children, so it must be true.
|'''{{archive|lt9pj#39.8%|Onideus}}'''

|Hey man, it's not Gayligula's fault that he likes molesting little boys. He was "born that way", like all prissy faggots and preachers. Have a little pedo-pity for the guy!
|'''{{archive|I19Nh#52.7%|Onideus}}'''

|Gayligula, you still haven't proven that you aren't molesting children and your unhealthy obsession with "manchildren" only serves to solidify the accusations.
|'''{{archive|9H9dk#58.1%|Onideus}}'''

|In fact I have it on good authority that RIGHT NOW, a person posting with the name "Gayligula" along with your avatar is running all over various message boards propositioning random parents for sexual visits with their children! *nods*
|'''{{archive|xf9Bi#76.1%|Onideus}}'''

|You should probably be more concerned with the posts that you're presently making in numerous communities openly asking for child pornography and used baby diapers to jack off in. ^__^
|'''{{archive|8FucD#31.1%|Onideus}}'''

|I cross the lines you're too afraid to even make mention. But hey, always remember that I would never do to someone what I wouldn't be willing to have done to myself. Hrmmm...I guess maybe that's not of much comfort to someone as fragile as you though, inn?
|[https://alt.2600.narkive.com/6yFbViQR/vote-usenet-kook-awards-and-afa-b-awards-feb-mar-2009#post4 Onideus Mad Hatter]

|Schnookums, as a result of editing my article, is currently making posts on Flickr, requesting that child pornography be posted to his ED user page. Some of us play very high level/nasty troll games with each other on this site, most of which were initially created some twenty years ago on the Usenet group alt.hackers.malicious. Best to be careful not to get involved unless you like playing on that field. Just remember, anything you try doing to someone can and very likely will be done to you in turn. ^__^
|'''{{archive|lGXLq|Onideus}}'''

|I see you've realized that simply undoing your edits won't actually get me to remove the posts that "you've" been making all over Flickr. Sorry kiddo, but that's just how this game is played and we've been playing it for a VEEEERY long time now. Can't say you didn't get a warning though, there's three different subtle disclaimers on my article and one really blatant one if you actually click the link. And since you've been actively editing it, it's not like you ~couldn't~ have noticed or anything (yer not that blatantly stupid I hope). ^__^
|'''{{archive|HY9eJ|Onideus}}'''

|PS - Hey Schnookums, did you know that right now...you're making posts on Flikr asking people who have posted pictures of their kids if they can send you naked bath tub pictures of their kids...to your ED user page. ^__^
|'''{{archive|vat13|Onideus}}'''

|Brendan Gillatt Has Bestiality Pedophile Sex With Farm Animals And 12 Year Old Little Girls
|'''{{archive|WTt0E|Onideus Mad Hatter}}'''

|That guy didn't much enjoy being accused of CHILD RAPE and...well...the mostly incoherent death threats which followed were rather "colorful" to say the least bit. ^__^
|'''{{archive|1Ci2Y#19.8%|Onideus}}'''

}}

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|Liking diapers is sexually based...you can try and deny it all you like, but that's the truth of the matter. It's like being a "closet homosexual", you're just in denial. Let me put it this way...even babies "masturbate" in their wet diapers...although not to the level/understanding that adults do, a child/baby that rubs their gentiles does feel a sense of pleasure from it...again, not in the same sense that an adult does, but to a degree. This is why you'll see babies sort of rocking back and forth when they've got a wet diaper on...it feels good...sexually.
|'''{{archive|TK9qI#20.7%|Mipsus}}'''

|If *YOU* can't even accept the reality that your interest in diapers is SEXUALLY based...why on earth would you expect your mother to accept it? I don't think you have any "guilt" from "keeping secrets", I think you just want to wear diapers around the house and are so hormonally charged, again, SEXUALLY, that you simply can't wait until you're out on your own and not living at home....that's the only reason, really. Again, it's not about ~secrets~, it's simply about something that you *DON'T* talk to your parents about (unless you're really messed up). Again, your parents don't talk to you about what they do in the bedroom, do they? No? Do you think that's "keeping secrets" from you? No? Then guess what? Yeah, yer not "keeping secrets" from them either...you just want to wear diapers around the house and can't wait because your hormones are all charged up.
|'''{{archive|7CtD5#52%|Mipsus}}'''

|Steve, you're an adult baby...this is a board for bed wetters...what are you doing here? Besides jackin it off to stories of supposed teenagers wearing diapers. Are you a pedophile too? Are you looking for "diaper sex" with an underage teen? I mean...why else would you be here?
|'''{{archive|kq8QL#21.7%|Quipcake}}'''

}}

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|Pedophilia isn't directly a mental disorder, although it can certainly become one. Think of it liak this...you've probably got some sexual fantasies about some particular celebrity, right? But you're not out STALKING that celebrity, are you? And you're not deluding yourself with fantastic notions of actually getting together with them, right? Well congratulations, you're not a stalker and you don't have a mental disorder. This applies to pedophiles as well. It only becomes a mental disorder when the pedo starts interpreting a child's behavior as sexual in nature and starts deluding themselves with thoughts that the child actually enjoys it and wants it. At that point, yeah, you crossed over the line. The point is recognizing the difference between FANTASY and REALITY. If you can no longer discern between the two of those...then you've got a mental disorder.
|'''{{archive|UNOrp#56.7%|Onideus}}'''

|In a lot of ways it's similar to how pedophiles try and infiltrate the adult baby community, posing as "caretakers" for TEEN babies, in order to get their grubby little pedo mitts on them. Works in their favor to a great extent in that many teen babies are from broken homes, so such a prospect is like...winning the lottery. They'll jump at the chance for supposed "unconditional love". Unfortunately once they're ensnared the pedo can do pretty much anything they want to them, blackmailing them with their own fetish to keep quiet about their molestation and rape.
|'''{{wf|Talk:Gizgiz_archive#Holy_Shit.21|Onideus Mad Hatter}}'''

}}

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|From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <ulvcguc09g60a5af3a0sfpvpcct7ui9ffi@farfoos> Here's more food for though. When you were 16 did you find other 16 year old boys/girls attractive? Now why did getting older change your attraction? Oh, yeah, it didn't.|

|From: Mad Hatter© <h1mdgukjvhg3m7g9d20qsmmo46olhqdr7v@farfoos> On the subject of child sex, in most of the articles it was about the children VOLUNTEERING for the act to make a lil money. The way you had it worded you made it sound like the pedophiles were out there kidnapping and raping the children against their will.|

|From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <86ndgusehploedr1l1n550pholqpufifqo@farfoos> I bet that if I went through our family photo albums I could find at least one nude shot of myself as a child. Maybe I'll scan it and post it all over the place, I'd like to see if I can get arrested for distributing child porn of myself. `, P|

|From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <611eguol3ubkr50r6q44nnqpavfrc10ncm@farfoos> I mean if you're a poor, starving child in Africa and someone offers you say 10 American dollars for a couple nudie pics do you honestly think they're going to say no?|

|From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <l0cegusanrninp0q645vbunm0ui92qbl4g@farfoos> Let man take pictures, get money, buy food. Seems pretty simple to me if you're a starving child. I'm sure most of the starving children couldn't really give a fuck one way or another if some sick fuck is jacking off to pictures of them|

|From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <iphrgust10itur4e8gh2i0i1p1ae6mvsm0@farfoos> I'd be willing to bet that just about all of the pictures don't have anything to do with abuse at all." "...Just to be fair though I might see if I can sum up enough effort/bother to go and check out a couple of the pictures.|

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|That one is actually kinda fuzzy, cause technically speaking 16/17 is the average "age of consent". It varies from country to country and even state to state though. Like in some states 16/17 is "legal" but only if the partner is with a 5 year age difference...it's all kinda weird/nonsensical for the most part. Oh, and then of course there's also RUSSIA, where the "age of consent" is TWELVE in most places. o_O
|'''{{archive|2hvTP|Onideus}}'''

|Mmmm, I can only speak for myself by the by, but everything I deleted was blatant sick fuckery...as in CHILD genitalia. I didn't bother with the "softcore" wannabe child porn, only the incredibly overly obvious shit. I also generally don't give a fuck about pseudo-teens that are 16 years old or what-the-fuck ever, cause that's legal in most places on the planet (including many US states) and the majority of those all have adult level genitalia anyway (at least the drawn shit does). I also generally don't give a fuck about "shock art" shit, stuff specifically designed/used to warp a person's reality with material that even "normal" pedophiles couldn't get off on (like babyfuck).
|'''{{archive|BYYDC#12.6%|Onideus}}'''

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{{quote|You've obviously never seen *REAL* child porn if you think ~that~ image is in any way "disturbing".|'''{{archive|5MW5K#89.7%|Onideus}}'''| admitting he has illegal child porn in his possession.}}

==His diaper obsession==

Like all pedophiles this fat retard is obsessed with everything children and especially diapers. 
<center>[[File:Onideus_Diaper_Comparison.jpg|500px]] 
'''For fucks sake, you even fucking compare your shitdiapers?'''</center> 
The sick fuck goes so far as to even write about and post pictures of "kyoot" diapers he happens to find.

{{squote|'''I was surfing around on eBay and found all sorts of nifty play/doll diapers up for sale. The ones on the top left are Barbie, and came with one of the Kelly sets (Barbie's baby sister).

'''The ones on the bottom are most intriguing, the box is only a HALF INCH high! Very tiny diapers. They didn't have any sort of manufacturer listed so I'm ASSuming they're homemade. There are still quite a few available here: (Link excluded by editor). The other two are of course Cabbage Patch Kids diapers. You can find quite a lot of these on eBay, definitely no shortage. The ones on the right though I haven't ever seen before so I went ahead and got some. They still have quite a few left of each, which you can get here: (Link excluded by editor)''' 
'''There's some cheaper ones here as well, for only $5 and they come in original packaging: (Link excluded by editor)|[https://www.deviantart.com/piffle-stix/art/Play-Diapers-244578665 Onideus (Aka Piffle-Stix)]}} 

Not only does he bring pampers up on every available opportunity, but he wears them as well. In another in a long list of lies he claimed to have always had an incontinence problem, and recently changed his story to claiming he only began to suffer from it as a result of a car accident, thereby trying to pretend he wears them in his spare time because he ''has to'' and not because he ''wants to''.

When confronted with an actual picture of himself in diapers he tries to claim that he photoshopped it. This of course fools no one and his attempts at photoshop only prove how bad at photoshop he is, thereby giving more evidence that those pictures are actually him. What makes it even more obvious is '''{{archive|CAduP|countless}}''' '''{{archive|Bxyt8|threads}}''' on [https://groups.google.com/g/alt.religion.wicca/c/p3au0i7clj4 other forums] where he asks basic questions about photo editing that were all made relatively recently.

[[Image:Bmatthew2.jpg|center|300px]]

And here is the exchange this twisted pedophile had when a faggot [[weeaboo]] asked why the fuck he posted pictures of fucking diapers: 

'''[-Diapers]'''
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{{colortext|#660099|'''ShinseiKatai: And you post pictures of diapers..why? O_o'''}}
:{{colortext|#339966|'''Piffle-Stix: Because they're kyoot! Duh, diapers make everything cuter...it's like um...a law...or something. *nods* Doki, doki!'''}}
::{{colortext|#660099|'''ShinseiKatai: uh...okay?'''}}
:::{{colortext|#339966|'''Piffle-Stix: You don't think diapers are kyoot? :( What exactly did your horrible parents do to you?'''}}
::::{{colortext|#660099|'''ShinseiKatai: Uh no. My parents did nothing to me. I just don't think they're cute.'''}}
:::::{{colortext|#339966|'''Piffle-Stix: Because they socially engineered you to feel dirty and ashamed by them. You likely automatically associate them with being "babyish" and likewise were engineered to associate babyishness with negative and shameful feelings. It's pretty typical, it's one of the primary causes of intolerance and negative attitudes towards adult babies in general. It's not your fault though, it's just the way you were raised is all. You simply weren't allowed to be babyish at all and were likely shamed and humiliated into perceiving it as a negative stigma.'''}}
::::::{{colortext|#660099|'''ShinseiKatai: ...............'''}}
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==Early 2016: The Return==
As predictable as the tide, and [[You can't explain that|equally without encouragement,]] Matt will return. He started off with a [[user:Spiders|new wiki account]], that nobody cared about. It wasn't until he started posting on EDF again, that the e-detectives decided to spill the beans. You see, Matt has actually been busy with creating a new ED, as he promised. Did he make a wiki complete from scratch? Does it have millions of articles? Is there even a wiki at all? The answer to all of those is no. Instead of doing that, Matt has created a Facebook group, with the name {{archive|NtvbN|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}. Yes, he is that <s>original</s> butthurt. 

And in {{Age|2013|11|6}} years, he has amassed a total of 147 likes. 

But because nobody cares about Matty, nobody paid him any attention until he started on the forums, and decided to badmouth some unknown fedora wearing faggot atheist, who incidentally is far cooler than Matt can ever hope to become.

Long time Onideus fan, [[User:likeicare|Likeicare]] had a sneaking suspicion about this being Matthew, probably so he could sleep better at night, having just jerked off to the fact that his favorite human being was back, only to get banned again. But it was all confirmed by Uberfukken in the thread {{EDFthread|24733|Borderline Retarded, Fedora Wearing Atheists Are Real}}.

<center>{{scrollpic|Onideus Is Purbles.png|700|400|Click image if you have shitty eyes|}}</center> 

And what resulted from this revelation:

<center>

[[File:Purbles Banned LOL.jpg]] 

[[File:Spiders Onideus Banned LOL.jpg|701px]]

</center> 

<big>And nothing of value was lost</big>

===2017: The Re-Return===
Onideus, much like [[Pokemon|Team Rocket]], just doesn't seem to know when to fuck off. As usual, the fat aging autist returned for the trillionth time to the wiki to sperg out constantly and spam it with thousands of shitty images he stole off [[9gag]] and [[Facebook]]. His current (and active, with advanced privileges) account is [[User:Mimkrys]], and he has predicably sperged out on the wiki hard, being allowed to roam rampant due to lazy, drug-addled admins, alienating the small remaining user base in the process. He can also be seen blogging about [[shit nobody cares about]] in [[ED IRC]].

After a hard day of googling himself he ventured onto [[Kiwi Farms]] to talk about his contributions to ED and the very fabric of the Internet. After seeing that the Kiwis weren't buying it he decided to prove his point by comparing himself to Likeicare, not realising that he himself also had a Kiwi Farms account. After Likeicare dropped into the thread to say a cheeky little hello, Onideus quickly started throwing around threats to destroy ED and Kiwi Farms, started posting links to Likeicares girlfriends facebook account, and even went so far as claiming that he could speak chinese and threatened to tell Likeys girlfriends parents what a naughty boy their future son-in-law was.

==2018: The End?==

{{main|ZaigerGate}}

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|matthewmoultonisretarded|background-color: #9c7248; margin: pink; width: 1100px|font-weight: bold;

|[[File:onideus tries to get likeicare b&.png]]|'''Onideus issues his ultimatum to ED'''

|[[File:Onideus bribed zaiger to keep his ED article deleted.png]]|'''Later the same day: [[Retard|Onideus]] accidentally [[Self-pwn|reveals the truth]]'''

|}}|border=pink|background=#9c7248}}</center>

 

{{clear}}

 

For too long, the ED community was forced to watch with confusion as Onideus was repeatedly adminned, banned, unbanned and then adminned again for no discernible reason. However, in January 2018 the truth was finally revealed after the revelations of [[zaiger|Zaigerberg Shekelstein's]] great betrayal, and Onideus' own accidental admissions ''(see screencaps, above)'' that for the last 5 years Onideus had been making regular payments to Zaiger in return for being unbanned, admin privs, his article being deleted, and being protected from the wrath of the forum mods. Taking this new information into careful consideration, [[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] who at this point was now the [[Final Boss|Final Boss Of The Internet]] made the decision to exile Onideus from the lands of ED, thus ending this chapter in Onideus career on ED until he inevitably makes a sock to vomit butthurt rants on the TJC.

==2025 Arrest==

He has been arrested for making threats against Florida Cops. To be more exact, he threatened [[Mike Chitwood|a Florida sheriff]] because the sheriff was posting pictures of kids mugshots who were arrested for issuing bomb calls to school. This enraged mad fatter because [https://archive.ph/SF7Zm kids who have pictures of themselves online get turned into AI porn or something.]

[https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1251330686350374&id=100044203642856 The sheriff posted a video of Mad Fatter arriving in Florida on facebook].

Also according to his {{archive|XZ9nm|inmate info}}, he is [[Fatass|245 pounds]] and is [[Manlet|5ft and 8 inches tall]].

*{{EDF|thread|onideus-mad-hatter-arrested-for-making-threats-to-florida-sheriff.4731/|EDF Thread}} - {{archive|TuX5c}}

==Miscellaneous==

===Onideus Win/Loss Tally===

{| border="1" style="background: #FFFF66;"
! colspan="4" style="background: #FF6600" |<center>Onideus Win/Loss Tally</center>
|-
! style="background: #FFFF66" width="42%"| The Site || style="background: #FFFF66"| Onideus || style="background: #FFFF66" | Competitors || Comments
|- style="background: #FF8A8A;"
| Onideus Vs. Portal of Evil || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>2</center> || Two points for repeated bitch-slapping
|- style="background: #FF86E3;"
| Onideus Vs. Something Awful || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>2</center> || Two points for SA for Onideus losing actual money
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #A27AFE;"
| Onideus Vs. Something Awful Sycophant Squad || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> || Claims to have taken the site down. Blatent lie
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #7BA7E1"
| Onideus Vs. UseNet || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>3</center> || Three points due to massive backfire on Onideus
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #B8E2EF;"
| Onideus Vs. Wikipedia || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>2</center> || Two points due to Onideus losing money in an attempt to get revenge on the [[WMF]].
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #9999FF;"
| Onideus Vs. Neopets|| style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #A4F0B7;"
| Onideus Vs. Sakura-Con || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FF8A8A;"
| Onideus Vs. CWCki Forums || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #FFAC62;"
| Onideus Vs. Dramachan || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #DECF9C;"
| Onideus Vs. FurAffinity || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #DAA794;"
| Onideus Vs. Susan Brenner || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #D7ACAC;"
| Onideus Vs. Spriter's Block || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #FF8E8E;"
| Onideus Vs. SelectButton || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #FF5353;"
| Onideus Vs. Fox Tale Times || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #999999;"
| Onideus Vs. DevianArt || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>3</center> || Three points due to massive backfire on Onideus
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #FF9966;"
| Onideus Vs. 888chan || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>1</center> ||
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #CCFF66;"
| Onideus Vs. HBGames || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>½</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || Half a point granted for hacking the admin's password but not being able to do anything anyway
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
|- style="background: #FF7DFF;"
| Onideus Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>0</center> || style="background: #FFFF99" | <center>∞</center>|| Non-stop bitch slaps
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
! colspan="4" style="background: #FF6600"|<center>Final Score</center>
|-
! style="background: #FFFF66" width="42%"| || style="background: #FFFF66" width="8%"| Wins || style="background: #FFFF66" width="8%"| Losses ||
|- style="background: green;"
|- style="background: #FFCC00;"
! Final Score || style="background: #FFCC00" | <center>'''-100'''</center> || style="background: #FFCC00" |<center>'''∞'''+'''23'''</center>|| Minus 100½ more points for wasting his life and his money on this shit.
|}

===Onideus Bingo===

[[File:Onibingo.png|center|700px]]
<center>'''Now when he comes to your site you can play a round of Onideus bingo of your very own!'''</center>

===Onidouche's Top Insults===

The following words and phrases are what one can expect in nearly any conversation with our little [[Adult_Baby|diaper wearing buddy]], which at first may seem to be mildly creative, until you read them pasted throughout every single post [[loser|he]] ever makes.

1. '''Sparkles''' (Possibly his favorite.)

2. '''Tweenage Muppet Fuck''' (Seriously, what is that even supposed to mean?)

3. '''I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT more "lulz" than you've managed to offer on up.''' (Also used gratuitously. ''Known variations:'' '''I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT better flames than you're using.''' )

4. '''Your idiot parents aren't drugging you up with enough Ritalin.''' (Usually following claims of typing at 200 WPM to excuse numerous typos, misspelled words, and grammatical errors. ''Known variations:'' '''Ritalin deficient tweenage muppet.''' )

5. '''Snit.'''

6. '''Chromosomally Deficient''' (Used at least every other <s>post</s> sentence.)

7. '''Kiddo''': Onideus has been on the Internet longer than you, and makes sure that you know it.

8. '''Doorknob''': An idiot.

When these insults [[fail]] (as they invariably will) to gain him the upper hand in any exchange, he can be relied upon to BAWWWLEEET every piece of evidence that does not flatter his severely flawed perception of himself as a "master troll" whilst screaming UR BUTTMADD!!!!1!1!! in every direction to no one in particular. [[SRSLY]], look at the history of this article or his talk page.

===Quotes===

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|The retards who run around pretending to have jobs making bazillions of dollars (whilst posting to the Interwebs 24/7) are trying to say that I'm stupid for making money off their idiocy in the form of ad banners on my sites. LOL
|Sad Fatter, utterly clueless

|...if I had cancer I would simply create a means to deal with it myself, patent it, build it and obliterate the nuisance. To me, getting cancer would be more of an insignificant bother than anything. I also work best under pressure of deadlines, so it wouldn't take long to cure it.|'''{{archive|WU1PG|Fatter, on easily-solved problems}}'''|I'm supposed to be some kind of a [[retard|genius]]...least that's what people tell me.
|'''{{archive|lweYx|Moultard, on the voices in his head}}'''

|I've often said, my will is without any doubt *THE* most powerful force that exists within the universe. I have no proof of it per se...but I don't need proof, it is an unfaltering belief, as deeply rooted and ingrained as a preacher who believes in God, *I KNOW* it is true and it is within me at ALL times, it *IS* me. `, )
|'''{{archive|a3jEj|Baby Julie, on The Force}}'''

|Come on down to Wal*Mart over in Walla Walla sometime, Kiddo, you'll see what it means to work if ya see me. Free cl00, I'll be the guy breakin a sweat and moving at break neck speed to put stuff on the shelves...of course even then you won't get to see REAL work, like when we get two trucks in and I go and help the stock men unload. Working 13+ hour shifts isn't unusual and my regular schedule hours are from 11 am to usually 9 pm...that's a 10 hour shift, Fruitcake. What the fuck do you work? Eight hours? LOL
|Haughty Hatty, proud wage slave

|As far as a "career", Wal*Mart certainly is not a career for me, my *ART* is my career and working at Wal*Mart gives me the greatest level of creative freedom.
|Baby Matt, who has never made a profit of any sort from his "art"

|Has anyone else besides me noticed that their forums (SA) look like the spastic crayon dribblings of a mildly retarded third grader strung the fuck out on pixie stix? I mean, I don't mean to nitpick or anything, but holy shit, if yer gonna charge yer drooling power ranger watching, pog collecting, pissy pants poser user base ten fuckin bucks for access the very LEAST you could do is put in the time and effort to molest Microsoft Frontpage for a cookie cutter design template that you can use to try and hide your inane deficiency in web design.
|Fatter, [[Fail|trying to be clever]]

|Coincidentally child...I type around 20 to 30 pages worth of text per day...in fact, truth be told, I've probably written more than anyone else in the entire WHOLE of human history.
|'''{{archive|CBIOk|Hatter, proliferati of the ages}}'''

|That is the true separating factor between OMH and your average lulz worthy user. OMH will not react over emotionally, he always plays it cool even in the most heated of situations, continually taunting his opponents efforts, talking down to them (referring to them as "cupcake", "sparkles", "sunshine", "dribbles", "downs", etc) and using his technical knowledge to goad people into debates, sometimes even purposefully arguing against himself (or what he's claimed in other posts in other communities). For example in one community he'll claim that On2 VP6 is the bestest codec evar, while in another community, at the exact same time, he'll claim that Xvid is the bestest codec evar.
|'''{{archive|K5uHv|Farfoos, frantically conducting damage control in the third person}}'''

|OMH is quite the experienced web developer and over the past ten years has created dozens upon dozens of sites. His current web site model is largely Flash based often with a PHP back end. Unlike most Flash supporters OMH actually started out making pages using the model that would eventually become known as "AJAX" years before that acronym was ever coined (some of his older sites are still in that form). One of his favorite things to do online is to get people into a debate over Flash vs (insert web form of choice) and then he almost always soundly rips them a new asshole. In several cases I've seen he'll actually go so far as to completely rebuild a person's site and then throw it in their face and taunt them over how much better (faster loading, smaller size, etc) it is over their version.
|'''{{archive|K5uHv|Moultard, masturbating psychotically in the third person}}'''

|I have been incontinent all my life and would like to talk to others who have to wear diapers and share experiences. I would also like any suggestions on which diapers have worked the best for you if you have ever worn them.
|Fatter on how [[Chris Chan|he shits himself on a regular basis]]

|Son, you don't even have a basic grasp of elementary level punctuation. And while I'm sure it takes someone of your..."height" a ~very~ long time to type out and even read several paragraphs...yeah...you really ought not to be using your own deficiencies as a basis of comparison when attempting to judge others you severely limited little nothing. Perhaps you should ask your parents to up your Ritalin dose. Or, if you like, you can provide me with your parents address and I'll be happy to send them a BILL for my "online babysitting services" since ~apparently~ you're operating under the delusional stupidity that *MY* FaceBook page was somehow created for ~your~ lackwitted entertainment.

PROTIP: It wasn't. So run along, Spergs, grownups are talking.

....

<nowiki>*epic face palm*</nowiki>

Good Christ, he's so fuckin stupid he INSULTS HIMSELF! o_O

You Doorknob, your Mr. Spergs. LOL

|Onideus; master of the grammar.

|*pictures you stomping up and down with indignant frustration* LOL Your response is even funnier that way! :D
|Onideus, defending a piece of [[My Little Pony]] fan art. Is anybody surprised that he's a closet brony?

|}}
}}
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===Gallery===

{{cg||CAWKSLAP|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:madmatt2.jpg|Diaper-fetishist loser
Image:hi_matt.jpg|Babyfur Carebears rolyplayer
Image:baronfatteredit.jpg|Baron Fatkonen
Image:diporrcopyaf.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_Drama_Chan.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bathroom vanity makeover.jpg|How he perceives every edit to this article.
Image:mostlybig.jpg
Image:Piemoulton.jpg
Image:Total_onidius_yeah_anonib.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_PoE_-_01.gif
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_PoE_-_03.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_PoE_-_04.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_SASS_-_01.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_SASS_-_02.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_SASS_-_03.jpg
Image:Hatter_Fan_Art_-_Unknown_Source.jpg
Image:Howafatmanmakeshimselffeelimportant.jpg|At some point Fatter decided that a SUPER SEKRIT-looking table would impress people on Usenet
Image:Madhatter workin.jpg|COCK SLAP
Image:Madhatter fattysnap.jpg|YOUR MOM
Image:OnideuceCockslap.gif
Image:Onideus_Legos.jpg|Sad Fatter lying about how much money he pisses away for Legos.
Image:Hatter Hippie Fuck.jpg|[[The Young Ones|God damn hippies]].
Image:OMHbannedfromSA.PNG|TAKE THAT LOWTAX OH WAIT
Image:Onideus-pounced.jpg|GOD LEVEL! oh wait
Image:fatterjedi.jpg|The fat is strong with this one.
Image:OMH Body Type Athletic.PNG|Body Type Athletic
Image:Fatter_avatar.gif
Image:Moultonface.jpg|Diapers
Image:Farfoos-internet-overlord.jpg|Fur Affinity
Image:Onideus_-_Unknown_Source_Fan_Art_-_01.jpg
Image:Onideus_-_Unknown_Source_Fan_Art_-_02.jpg
Image:Onideus_-_Usenet_Fan_Art_-_01.jpg|Usenet content
Image:Onideus_-_Usenet_Fan_Art_-_02.jpg|More Usenet
File:Onigif.gif
File:Sadoni.png|Onideus subtly cries about being ugly.
File:Oni34.jpg|No excepti... ew.
File:Ondifagsdick.jpg|Onifag's dick in it's glory.
File:Onithief.png|Onideus bragging about stealing website designs.
File:Jessie waering a diaper.png|The offspring of Onideus and [[MessyJessie]]
File:Legooni.png|He made this one about himself.
File:Mad Hatter Working The Reaver shoop.jpg
File:Tammy McArdle - Crazy Accusations.png| Onideus makes death threats at random people on facebook.
File:Schnookideus.png
File:Matdaddox.png|His dad's dox
File:Babyabaymat.jpg|class photo from special school
File:Onipedo.png|Openly admitting to being a pedophile
File:Oniinfant.png|Unsurprisingly, he also frantically edited the adult baby article
File:Onideus dad.jpg|His dad
File:Onideus dad2.jpg|His dad 2
File:Onideus fem.jpg|And the rest of the fem.
File:OMH Messy Jessie wants a virgin.jpg|Messy Jessie spots herself a virgin!
File:OMH 3.jpg
File:OMH 2.jpg
File:MoultonFag3.jpg
File:Beanedit anonib.jpg
File:Moulton In Diapers.png
File:Affinity Original.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Dox===

<pre>
Domain name: BACKWATER-PRODUCTIONS.NET

Registrant Contact:
Backwater Productions
Matthew Moulton ()

Fax:
548 Edith Ave
Walla Walla, WA 99362
US

Administrative Contact:
Backwater Productions
Matthew Moulton (domain@backwater-productions.net)
+1.5093014485
Fax:
548 Edith Ave
Walla Walla, WA 99362
US

Technical Contact:
Backwater Productions
Matthew Moulton (domain@backwater-productions.net)
+1.5093014485
Fax:
548 Edith Ave
Walla Walla, WA 99362
US

Status: Locked

Name Servers:
NS4.lunarpages.com
NS5.lunarpages.com

Creation date: 21 May 2003 20:33:38
Expiration date: 21 May 2012 20:33:00
</pre>
<pre>

Domain name: ENCYCLOPEDIA-DRAMATICA.NET

Administrative Contact:
Moulton, Matthew anything@backwater-productions.net
358 NE Della Ave
College Place, WA 99324
US
+1.5095251767
Technical Contact:
Administrator, System hostmaster@lunarpages.com
1360 N. Hancock St.
Anaheim, CA 92807
US
+1.7145218150

Registrar of Record: TUCOWS, INC.
Record last updated on 22-Jun-2011.
Record expires on 22-Jun-2012.
Record created on 22-Jun-2011.

Registrar Domain Name Help Center:
http://tucowsdomains.com

Domain servers in listed order:
NS5.LUNARPAGES.COM
NS4.LUNARPAGES.COM
</pre>

===Userbox===

{{hatteraddict}}{{clear}}

Proudly display this [[userbox]] on your user page if you are looking for entertainment in the form of lengthy emails sent to you from an overweight, bediapered autistic.

==External links==

*<s>{{facebook|matthew.moulton.9|Matthew Moulton}}</s> - '''[[Banned|BANNED!]]''' '''{{archive|yxhB|(Archived)}}'''
*<s>{{facebook|walla.walla.733|Onideus MH|His new Facebook account}}</s> (Links to a different user now) '''{{archive|NKMwd|(Archived)}}'''
*<s>{{facebook|onideus.madhatter.5|Another facebook}}</s> '''BANNED!''' '''{{archive|06U8a|(Archived)}}'''
*{{gab|Onideus}} - His [[Gab]]
*{{Blog|Onideus|His blog}}
*{{Blog|megans-gift|Another blog}}
*{{yt|u|OnideusMadHatter|His YT where he uploads shitty cartoons and videos of him torturing his cat}}
*{{ljuser|farfoos|Don't forget to check out his LiveJournal, where he whines about how babyfurs are trolling him!}}
*{{myspace|onideus|Of course Fatter has a Myspace}}... '''{{archive|uaf8r|(Archived)}}'''
*{{dauser|piffle-stix|His DA}} [[Baleet|(Bahleeted)]]
*{{dauser|onideus-mad-hatter-2|Another one}} (Bahleeted)
*{{dauser|onideus-mad-hatter-1|And another one}} (Bahleeted)
*[[File:urbandictionary-favicon.png]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Onideus+Mad+Hatter Onideus edits his own, made up slang into Urban Dictionary]
*'''{{archive|CnRc9|His photobucket.}}'''
*'''{{archive|iMaWq|His new thread on 888chan.}}'''
*[https://diaperedanime.com/forum/showthread.php/diaper_game_resources-6268/index.html?s=979151da10c24e789345c4aad7e65c00&s=21f9bcb6b4400ec5573d51a2eb89cf1d& Wanting to make a diaper videogame.] '''SERIOUSLY'''
*[http://www.bricklink.com/store.asp?p=Onideus His unofficial LEGO store] (SUSPENDED)
*'''{{furaffinity|farfoos|His Farfoos account on FurAffinity}}''' (BANNED)
*'''{{furaffinity|mipsus|Current FurAffinity account}}'''
*'''{{archive|hZPw4|Trying to rake in some dough on Highprofits.com}}'''
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4555601/1/Shattered-Lies Mad Fatter's Care Bear fanfic]
*'''{{archive|wAK55|Fatter at Portal of Evil}}'''
*'''{{archive|yURCU|Not even Cracked wants him. BAWWW.}}''' (BANNED)
*[https://codehappy.net/poe/hatter.cgi Random Fatter Post Generator!]
*[https://groups.google.com/g/rec.toys.lego/c/67vlqxxKnng Fatter proudly discusses his poverty-class income]
*[https://parentingbanter.com/showthread.php?p=509664 Matthew talking about taking drugs]
*'''{{archive|38vjH|Electric boogaloo}}'''
*[https://www.bookofjoe.com/2006/04/onideus_mad_hat.html Losing another argument about flash].
*[https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2219219&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=16 His thread on SomethingAwful].
*'''{{archive|rEGkd|Some sort of archived chan thread about him}}'''.
*[http://robertjames.50webs.com/ Baby Matt, Evidence Noted]
*'''{{archive|P3kLI|Pretending to be a girl named Kristicakes/Krysticakes] on [[MapleStory]].}}'''
* [https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/watch-volusia-county-sheriff-confronts-man-who-allegedly-sent-him-death-threat/3620852/?amp=1 Old media coverage] of his arrest for threatening the Sheriff of Volusia County Florida
*{{archive|hdiJZ|''The Never: The Continuum of Creation''}} - a “book” written by him.
===Failed Webs(h)ites===
*'''{{archive|1myJx|Fatter's website}}'''
*'''{{archive|PAyxy|Fatter Fan Art}}'''
*[http://www.spicyworld.com/amateurs/moulton/index.html A Spicyworld website dedicated to his LEGO obsession] (Gone)
*[http://members.hscis.net/~moulton/ Another website dedicated to his LEGO obsession] (Gone)
*[http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/legoinstructions/index.html Angelfire website dedicated to his LEGO obsession] (Gone)
*[http://webpages.charter.net/mad_hatter/AHM.html Another Website] (Gone)
*{{wayback|http://petitmorte.net/index2.php|20010503060129|title=Archived page of his former Usenet circlejerking group website. Extra lulzy.}}
*Wayback Machine:
**{{wayback|http://www.fuck-neopets.com/|20090503084402|title=His Neopets "fan" site.}}
**{{wayback|http://www.fur-affinity.org/|20090604210101|title=His fur-affinity clone, he created when he got banned.}}
**{{wayback|http://www.uncensored-inter.net/|20080802235915|title=Self-mastabatory website where he glorifies himself}}
**{{wayback|http://www.encyclopedia-dramatica.net/|20110701154109|title=His first attempt at creating a better Encyclopedia Dramatica.}}
**{{wayback|http://onideus-mad-hatter.deviantart.com/|20061114154402|title=Old, banned DA.}}

===Family===
*{{facebook|justmejosh|Joshua A Moulton}} - His Brother '''{{archive|fHDqD|(Archived)}}'''
*{{facebook|magdalena.moulton|Magdalena Moulton}} - Brother's GF. '''{{archive|qZMTu|(Archived)}}'''
*'''{{ytlink|B29qu49EqyA|TNE member calls Fatter's mom}}''' (Gone)

==See Also==

'''Related'''

*[[Onideus Mad Hatter/4th Space|4th Space]] - His RPG about Diapers.
*[[Onideus Mad Hatter/Facebook postings|MessyJessie/Onideus Archive]] - An archive of his facebook exchanges with another lolcow.

'''People'''
*[[Milwin]] - Onideus protégé.
*[[Kthor]] - PoE moderator fatty thinks he trolled.
*[[Lowtax]] - SA admin he thinks he trolled by giving him ten bucks.
*[[Zaiger]] - ED admin [[Full life consequences|he plans on sending to jail]], just like what [[LifeInATent]] trying to do back in '''{{archive|xcTLc#97.7%|January 2013}}'''.
*[[Weev]] - Hero of ED that Onideus desperately tries to suck-up to while getting his ass handed to him.
*[[Ickeriss69]] - Another wannabe troll who, when his past was exposed, claimed it was a troll set up a decade ago.
* MessyJessie - The other [[EDF2]] lolcow he now befriended on facebook over their mutual butthurt over their respective exposure articles.
*[[Bob's Game|Mark Griffin]] - Creator of [[Bob's Game]] who's forum he was trolled at.
*[[David Gonterman]] - Threatens to steal his better's fans with shitty comics like Matthew does with shitty sites. Also fat.
*[[TGcomix]] - Another retard who tried to make his own ED after getting b&
*[[Chris Chan]] - Presumably his long-lost brother.
*[[LifeInATent]] and [[WeatherManKevin]] - Fellow lolcows he got into a brawl with on [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/c/c5/LifeInACamp_-_LifeInATent_-_Twitter_Threats.png Twitter] and [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/3/3b/Kevin_Martin_-_Run_Run_Or_You%27ll_Be_Well_Done.png Facebook], who happens to all had an eerily similar fantasy life, act batshit insane when confronted, spend most of their time on the Internet instead of getting a genuine job, b& from multiple sites and then made frivolous threats against them. Lastly, they've all admitted to having autism and OCD.
*[[Brett Keane]] - Also a compulsive liar and plagiarist like him, not to mention being just as fat and reclusive.
'''Sites he lost to'''

*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Oh internet|Encyclopedia Dramatica.com]]
*[[EDF]]
*[[EDF2]]
*[[Something Awful]]
*[[Something Awful Sycophant Squad]]
*[[888chan]]
*[[Portal of Evil]]
*[[FurAffinity]]
*[[Usenet]]
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Neopets]]
*[[Wikipedia]]

'''Sites he won against'''

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'''Other related concepts'''

*[[Fat]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[OCD]]
*[[Take down ED]]
*[[Done with ED]]
*[[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]

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School Shooter: North American Tour 2012

2026-04-12T20:14:13Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Videos */

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{{fact|This game's many lulzy missions is considered an "improvement in student behavior" by Lake Forest Middle teachers}}
[[File:School Shooter; North American Tour 2012 logo.png|center|800px]]{{Lulzgames}}
 
{{quote|The object of School Shooter: North American Tour 2012, a Source modification of Half-Life 2, is to murder as many defenseless students, teachers and members of staff as possible. To do so, the player uses weapons based on those used by the likes of Columbine shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. After completing the spree, the player is encouraged to commit suicide before being captured by law enforcement officials.|[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/29/school-shooter-north-american-tour-2012_n_840641.html article from The Huffington Post]}}

'''School Shooter: North American Tour 2012''' is the biggest [[troll]] mod and (needless to say) the only good thing to come out of the shitty Source [[modding]] community. It is being developed by the greatest modding group of all time, [http://www.moddb.com/company/checkerboarded-studios Checkerboarded Studios], a group formed mainly by guys from [[METOKUR|Metokur]], who also made mods such as [[Gay|Checkerboarded Hopes 2]] and [[Gay|Half Mind]]. Unlike most mods such as [[Left 4 Dead|Zombie Panic: Source]] and [[Shit nobody cares about|Ricochet: Source]], this mod is actually original, and the dev team promises to give the player ''the best school shooting experience an angsty little shit as yourself could ever experience.''

Of course, much butt-hurt arose from [[retarded]] [[Concerned Mother|soccer moms]], whiny [[Christians]], and victims of [[Columbine|actual]] [[NIU|school]] [[Virginia Tech Massacre|shootings]], but nobody gives a fuck about them because it's called '''The First Amendment'''. Mod-DB, [[Bullshit|the greatest modding site evar]], removed the mod due to the feedback they got for hosting the mod.

''It should be noted that due to recent shitstorm of bawing from butt-hurt faggots, the Checkerboarded Studios website has shut down. Let us weep for them.''
''However, you can find an archive of their old site {{Wayback|http://checkerboarded.com/|20101008230147|title=here!}}''

==Gameplay==
[[File:SCHOOLSHOOTUR2012 - 1.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:SCHOOLSHOOTUR2012 - 2.jpg|thumb]]
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The story revolves around the player who must kill all of his fellow [[Faggots|classmates]], and then become [[an hero]]. In the meanwhile, he must survive by killing [[Pig|cops]] and other such [[CP|distractions]]. Most of the weaponry is inspired by the actual weapons [[Modding|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] used, as well as weapons used by [[Cho Seung-Hui|Blazn Azn]] at [[Virginia Tech]].

{{quote|You play a disgruntled student, fed up with something (we're not exactly sure), and after researching multiple school shooting martyrs, he decides to become the best school shooter ever. You decide to arm yourself with the exact same weapons as a previous school shooter such as; Eric Harris' TEC-9, Dylan's sawed-off shotgun, Seung-Hui Cho's akimbo pistols, [[Nevada-Tan]]'s...box cutter? The possibilities are endless, you are free to do whatever you want. As long as it involves shooting people.}}

Some more info about it, from their site:

{{quote|6 [[USI|amazingly realistic]] maps with cool features like high dynamic range, and multiple students for you to shoot at.
A points system that tracks every murder you commit. Bonuses are recieved for various things such as headshots, difficulty level you are on, what your health is, how cool you are in real life, and some other stuff that we'll probably crowbar in as time goes on by.
A weapon loadout system based on 4 real-life spree killers.
13 brand-new fuckin' weapons based on the weapons used by the aforementioned 4 spree killers, these will all be pain-stakingly modeled by one of our best (and probably only modeler), [NAME REDACTED].
A round timer that will give you about 5 or so minutes to do what you do best, kill people. Gamemodes will be programmed that interface with this round timer, the ones we're working on right now are a "survival" type gamemode were you try to survive the longest amount of time, and another were you are given 60 seconds to kill as many people as you can. The more kills you get, the more time you get.
Music that sounds a lot like the things certain school shooters (their names rhyme with [[Columbine|Shmylan and Shmeric]]) were thought to be influenced by.
Developer commentary by fellow developers of this fine project. Note: Developers actual voices will be masked in order to protect them from potential backlash.
And what is more better than the ability to commit suicide at the end of your spree with a self-inflicted gun shot wound? What's even more special is that this works, even if you're completely out of ammo! ([[Tip|Real spree killers keep a single bullet hidden in their boot incase some shit goes down]]).}}

[[Lulz]].

==Lulzy Responses==
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{{morphquote|zmmh1|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold|You sir are one ******-up individual. This isn't like GTA, you're killing [[IRL|REAL]] people. Man, rot in hell you sorry excuse for a person.|[[Hypocrite]]|[[WTF|You can't download that game since that's illegal. Best solution? Purchase the game in game stores and safe shopping site, such as Amazon]]|Random Dumbass, thinking one gets HL2 mods off Amazon|How sick. No wonder we're in such a state, ith such blatant disregard for the lives of our fellow human beings in general and disrespect for those killed or injured. Perhaps my sister, whose [[NIU|only child was k i l l e d at NIU]], has grounds for an emotional distress lawsuit against this "game" manufacturer.|[[Butthurt]]|I'm sure that if you wait a bit, you can get this bundled with other fun and healthy games such as Small Animal Torture, Gang R@pe and Infant Kick. Fun for everyone!|[[Lulz]]|While I can understand the kneejerk negative reaction to this videogame as I share the sentiment, it begs the following question. Would we rather have kids shooting other kids in the virtual world or the real world? I'd say carry this venture a step further. Make the characters able to have faces imported and you could vent a whole lot of frustration and not hurt anyone in the process. Also, psychiatrists should consider using this type of game as a training or diagnostic aid. Think about it.|Someone with a brain|The only thing that should not be allowed in games are actual people being murdered and actual children being sexually abused.|[[WTF]]|yeah and snuff porn turns you into a rapist. I've heard this argument before, that kids can't tell the difference between real life and fantasy. I for one would love to play this game.|[[You|Random faggot]]|So it's been ruled that protesting military funerals is protected under the Constitution, but video games built around the premise of school violence are taboo? I'm not advocating games such as this, don't get me wrong. I would never recommend any sort of "entertainment" that center on tragedy. But in the grand scheme of gaming titles, how different is this from say, Call of Duty, which pits players as shooters against Nazi encampments, for example? Maybe that's a poor example. There are hundreds of games that are created around semi-historic battles in the FPS genre alone that could potentially cause discontent amongst those being targets. I myself have played games that had me shooting Japanese troops on a dark delta island. Why isn't there an uproar from Japan over this? I wouldn't play this title, nor would I allow my children to do so, but as someone ho has studied game design, and as a veteran who believes in the freedom of speech, I wish the developer luck in getting this title published. If people are allowed to protest the funerals of our nations heroes without fear of prosecution, then Mr. Lombe ought not fear displaying his work.|[[Libertarian]] [[oldfag]]}}
</center>

==[[Jack Thompson]]'s Letter to [[Gabe Newell|Gayben]]==

{{story|Dear Mr. Newell:

You either know or should know that the more moral midgets who run Checkerboarded Studios have created a mod for your company's Half-Life which they call School Shooter: North American Tour 2012. This mod is a full-blown Columbine massacre simulator which cannot function without your company's assistance and acquiescence.

Attached herewith is a letter from FHE-ASAP that expresses their, my, and others' concerns about this Columbine massacre mod. As you either know or should know, your Half-Life murder simulator was obsessively played, and thus became a training aid, for a) teenaged Robert Steinhauser, who authored at Erfurt, Germany, the worst school shooting massacre in European history, and b) Seung-Hi Cho, who authored at Virginia Tech University the worst school shooting massacre in world history. As to the latter, the sources of this information are the Washington Post and the New York Times. Now some sociopaths have made reprises of Erfurt and Virginia Tech far more likely.

Given the fact that your company has the technological ability to stop the operation of School Shooter, you must undertake steps immediately to do so.

Speaking for myself alone (for now), you have until five o'clock pm Eastern standard time this Friday, March 18, 2011, to shut down this public safety hazard I predicted years ago this school massacre game would arrive. I hate being right all the time.

GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY.

Regards, Jack Thompson}}

==Availability==

Shortly after the game was [[b&|pulled]] from ModDB, the developers claimed they would release it again on their own site. That was in late 2011. Sometime between then and now, the developers {{archive|p1t0G|released a farewell message}} having acquired a crippling case of [[Troll's Remorse]] and as of current are refusing to release the finished game in any form (though an unfinished build is still circulating online, despite what the say). In said message, [[METOKUR]] founder Habermann admits to having been a fag-hater [[typical|while also being closeted homosexual]] and falsely claims to have played a key role in [[taking down ED]] dot com. Not to mention the last part of the message is [[Shameless Self-Promotion|a blatant advertisement for the dev's other project]], just to show how sorry he really is.

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In other news, the main developer, pawnstick, has purportedly deceased, and the remaining developers are keeping the game under wraps, "in his honor". They're also threatening legal action against anybody who tries to distribute their game, which would of course make it even lulzier to find and distribute EVERYEHRE.

That said, if anybody knows where to find a copy of this magnificent piece of artwork, it would be incredibly [[lulzy]] and greatly appreciated.

===New Link!===
{{archiveorg|edgy_mod_pack_V2|Included as one of the maps in this mod pack}}

==Videos==

[[Lulz|Lulzy]] gameplay footage.
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|[[File:'School Shooter' video game sends a chilling message.mp4|700px]]<center>'''News reporters fall for the troll'''</center>
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|}


==See Also==
*[[The Clown Prince Rises]]
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Half Life 2]]
*[[Jack Thompson]]
*[[Lulz]]
*[[Modding]]
*[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG!]]
*[[Trolling]]
*[[Virginia Tech]]

==External Links==
*<s>[http://metokur.org/forum/ Forum website of the guys behind the mod]</s> deleted
*{{Wikilink|Special:PermanentLink/1008521257|Now BALEETED TOW coverage}}
*{{wayback|http://www.moddb.com/mods/school-shooter-north-american-tour-2012|20100728080646|title=Original moddb page}}

{{Portals|gaming|trolls}}
{{Gun control}}
{{Valve}}
{{education}}
{{Columbine}}
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

Talk:Solomon Henderson

2026-04-12T20:08:47Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Possible EDF User */

== [[Talk:High_Score/Loserinfo#Happening:_Orlando_Harris_Electric_Boogaloo|Re-adding this shit for more visibility:]] ==

'''Quick overview:'''

School shooting today at the Antioch High School in Tennessee. Current score: 2 + an hero. The shooter was a terminally-online ape who frequented sites like [[4chan]], [[WPD]], and the [[sharty]] (in fact, he gives a "Special thanks" to it). Livestreamed it too! but you can't see shit. Based on his writings, 100% a Tarrant fag despite literally being a nigger. Namedrops [[Couch Cuck]] (misspelled as "Couckcuck").

'''Pics, stream, manifesto:'''
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/272188/antioch-high-school-shooting-check-the Some pics]
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/272199/antioch-high-school-shooting-livestreams-manifesto stream + more pics]
*[https://kick.com/honoraryyakubian Livestream site]
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/272224/recent-2-hours-ago-tn-school Shooting video]
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/272222/antioch-high-school-shooting-media-dump Media dump]
*[https://files.catbox.moe/dnra86.pdf Manifesto]
*[https://files.catbox.moe/fygmq6.pdf Something he linked in his manifesto]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V46ptYtG3o6YZrta8HwEBwQ1UYATdYrRI3qq-7-mkBc/edit?usp=drivesdk Diary] (Google docs, so log your ass out first if you want)

'''Socials: ([[ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING]])'''
*[https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199793746072/ Steam]
*https://watchpeopledie.tv/@Deskcel/posts
*vHaramboidilly on Twitter
*Aryanchudcel88 on pinterest
*Daniel_Cobson on WPD
*Prvttyboysexhaver/Prettyboysexhaver on Instagram and tiktok
*Brevikigroyper
*Kerchcel on Soyjak blog
*Cobsonsplaypen twitter
*Cobsoncel/Keyedcel twitter
*Hopeless_Misanthrope on SoundCloud
*dtrh1 SoundCloud
*https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell
*https://kick.com/honoraryyakubian
*https://x.com/Niggercell changed to groidcell
*https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/kazancel.1473/
*https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercel alt
*Stonecoldtrvecel on Columbineforum
*https://denpaposter.straw.page
*https://bsky.app/profile/kerchcel.bsky.social
*https://bsky.app/profile/victimofmku.bsky.social
*https://youtube.com/@cobsonpilled?si=KsKGQK9DSV5RGdsx
*https://www.youtube.com/@saintbaba88

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:33, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
:That "something he linked in his manifesto" is just "DEATH sentences" by {{kf|dr-matthew-harris-matthew-c-harris.111903/|Matthew Harris}}, who is also one of the people referenced in his fake name (Dr. Matthew Cobson Harris Floyd Junior). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 04:32, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
::A long time ago I heard about some professor who was trying to shoot up his university after writing some batshit insane 800-paged crackpot meth-ifesto. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS IT 😭
::--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:57, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

== LMAO ==

this dude somehow managed to do worse than [[William Atchison]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:51, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== Gallery dump ==
I'm uploading these files in case whoever is working on this article wants to use them.
<gallery>
File:Shoot up a school for the sharty award.png
File:I H8 JARTYCUCKS.png
File:Solomon Jartycuck.png
File:IRL Jartycuck.jpg
File:Heil Kuz.jpg|I wonder how Kuz actually feels about this one.
File:Sissy-Cobno.mp4
</gallery>
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 15:15, 1 February 2025 (UTC)
:Added --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:13, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

== Possible EDF User ==
{{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}}

{{archive|bDqN8|This post:}}
*Asked about livestreaming shooting
*Tarrant fanboy
*Literally just over two weeks before Antioch
*Has never came back online
*Solomon probably knew about ED through AlGore
*HOWEVER, claims to be a 20yo spic and plans on going postal in 2026 (could just be trying to cover his tracks idk)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:13, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
:He probably got [[:File:PatNigCrusius.png|that Patrick Crusius raceswap edit]] from ED as well. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:42, 26 June 2025 (UTC)
:He also wrote "[[i did it for the lulz]]" on one of his guns, at least according to his 'festo. And let's be real, who the hell else says that nowadays outside of Encyclopedia Dramatica. [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 04:27, 26 June 2025 (UTC)
:Alexby was probably just a Hypeshot sockpuppet tbh. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:52, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
::Since you're on EDF a lot, do you think you could get an admin or somebody to check if this guy's last IP was in Tennessee? [https://archive.today/bcjPo#selection-2633.1-2632.2 They checked it for AlGore.] --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:08, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
:::[https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/ip-this-nigga.6009/#post-141943 No IP logs were found for this user]. A ghost then as he is now. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 18:07, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
::::Well then idklol. Thx 4 the check sigma. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:08, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== bad school shooter ==
Solomon should be demoted to "banned from scoring". This nigga did worse than [[John Earnest]] and [[Algore]] -[[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]] ([[User talk:Number9999999|talk]]) 17:53, 18 March 2025 (UTC)[[User:Number9999999]]

just bc he got low score doesnt mean he should be demoted, he only realized what he was doing and decided to an hero beforebfore doing more harm [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:05, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
:He's talking about [[Template:High Scores|the High Scores template]] (currently broken due to the Lua error, just visit any page that has it). I already did what he said a long time ago. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 13:31, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

File:School Shooter North American Tour 2012.mp4

2026-04-12T20:07:01Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Owen Ruvien

2026-04-12T05:31:12Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* The "Attack" */

{{Brenton Copycat}}
{{ib|[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Owen Ruvien'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tarrantula]]/[[Rupnow simp]]}}
{{Ibend}}
On March 5, [[2026]], an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Christian}}{{Nazi}} decided to go for the low score. How did he do this? By stabbing a random homeless nigger and getting [[BTFO]]'d.

==Background==
There is not a lot known about Owen and his life, but in old versions of his manifesto, he says that he did it because of his parents and that his parents were to blame. He also got bullied by black people and his aunt got [[rekt]] [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|by a black gangbanger]]. He was a Christfag who wanted to implement Christianity in all countries and to kill or convert all niggers to Christianity. [[Cuckold|His e-girl also cheated on him, lol]]. He was also friends with [[Timofey Kulyamov]] and [[Desmond Holly]]. He owned a group named Larpwaffen where he would extort people into doing attacks. [[764|Hmm... I wonder where I've seen that before...]] His biggest accomplishments in life were getting 3 girls to kill themselves on [[Omegle]], or so he says. He is also known to have read at least one [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article on [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] sent to him by [[user:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] (aka {{WPD|@RampantFag}}) and considered himself a [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni#Copycats|copycat of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].

<center><gallery>
OwenTelegram.jpg|His TikTok announcement.
OwenInjured1.jpg |Him after getting [[BTFO]]'d.
OwenInjured2.jpg |Another pic.
OwenRuvien.jpg
OwenGear.jpg |Holy mother of [[LARP]].
</gallery></center>

==Loadout==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': Knife
[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|70px]]
|
*Knife used to injure the nigger. '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
[[Image:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|70px]]
|
*'''Double damage against Muslims, [[Irony|Americans]], non-Aryans and Jews.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
[[Image:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|70px]]
|
*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': SIEGE™ Mask
<center>[[Image:SiegeMask.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution.'''
**'''Triple if they are in Brazil.'''
*'''Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.'''
|}
</center>

==The "Attack"==
{{Notice|'''Watch it in its original higher quality [https://files.catbox.moe/13olkn.mp4 here.''']}}
<center>[[File:OwenRStream.mp4|700px]] </center>
[[File:'white nationalists'.png|thumb|right|Really demonstrating their dedication to Tarrant's cause here.]]
So, for 3 hours, he does absolutely nothing. He plays songs off Tarrant's playlist and watches [[TCC]] edits made by his friends and shouts some niggas out. He also checks people for their skin color and shit, until he saw the ultimate victim; a sleeping homeless bum on a bench. And right as he was gonna attack, his shitty livestream disconnected. It was initially rumored that he faked the attack and didn't actually do anything, but when the [[WPD]] mods reported him to his state police, he started to plan an attack at his school with Molotov cocktails and pepper spray, [[Fail|and he got sent to juvie the day he was supposed to do it]]. Two of his friends also got swatted for being friends with him.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|Guess you ain't gonna avenge your aunt|1|1 injured|1|Whoa, a neo-Nazi with a skull mask, never seen that before|2|Nobody gave a shit|5|For actually being white [[List of honorary Aryans|(this is somehow exceptional for Nazis nowadays)]]|9|F-----|All these [[SIEGE™ Mask]] LARPers are in one big contest to see who's the biggest retard among them}}

{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His inspiration.
*[[Owen Lawrence]] - Another Tarrantula named Owen.
*[[Rupnow simp]], [[Tarrantula]] - What he is.

==External Links==
*{{WPD|h/social/post/470420/14-yearold-neo-nazi-tcc-kid|WPD coverage}}
*{{WPD|@owenmannshsispa}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Christianity}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Natalie Rupnow}}
{{Nazis}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2026]]

File:'white nationalists'.png

2026-04-12T05:30:11Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Talk:Solomon Henderson

2026-04-12T05:08:54Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Possible EDF User */

== [[Talk:High_Score/Loserinfo#Happening:_Orlando_Harris_Electric_Boogaloo|Re-adding this shit for more visibility:]] ==

'''Quick overview:'''

School shooting today at the Antioch High School in Tennessee. Current score: 2 + an hero. The shooter was a terminally-online ape who frequented sites like [[4chan]], [[WPD]], and the [[sharty]] (in fact, he gives a "Special thanks" to it). Livestreamed it too! but you can't see shit. Based on his writings, 100% a Tarrant fag despite literally being a nigger. Namedrops [[Couch Cuck]] (misspelled as "Couckcuck").

'''Pics, stream, manifesto:'''
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/272188/antioch-high-school-shooting-check-the Some pics]
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/272199/antioch-high-school-shooting-livestreams-manifesto stream + more pics]
*[https://kick.com/honoraryyakubian Livestream site]
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/272224/recent-2-hours-ago-tn-school Shooting video]
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/272222/antioch-high-school-shooting-media-dump Media dump]
*[https://files.catbox.moe/dnra86.pdf Manifesto]
*[https://files.catbox.moe/fygmq6.pdf Something he linked in his manifesto]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V46ptYtG3o6YZrta8HwEBwQ1UYATdYrRI3qq-7-mkBc/edit?usp=drivesdk Diary] (Google docs, so log your ass out first if you want)

'''Socials: ([[ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING]])'''
*[https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199793746072/ Steam]
*https://watchpeopledie.tv/@Deskcel/posts
*vHaramboidilly on Twitter
*Aryanchudcel88 on pinterest
*Daniel_Cobson on WPD
*Prvttyboysexhaver/Prettyboysexhaver on Instagram and tiktok
*Brevikigroyper
*Kerchcel on Soyjak blog
*Cobsonsplaypen twitter
*Cobsoncel/Keyedcel twitter
*Hopeless_Misanthrope on SoundCloud
*dtrh1 SoundCloud
*https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell
*https://kick.com/honoraryyakubian
*https://x.com/Niggercell changed to groidcell
*https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/kazancel.1473/
*https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercel alt
*Stonecoldtrvecel on Columbineforum
*https://denpaposter.straw.page
*https://bsky.app/profile/kerchcel.bsky.social
*https://bsky.app/profile/victimofmku.bsky.social
*https://youtube.com/@cobsonpilled?si=KsKGQK9DSV5RGdsx
*https://www.youtube.com/@saintbaba88

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:33, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
:That "something he linked in his manifesto" is just "DEATH sentences" by {{kf|dr-matthew-harris-matthew-c-harris.111903/|Matthew Harris}}, who is also one of the people referenced in his fake name (Dr. Matthew Cobson Harris Floyd Junior). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 04:32, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
::A long time ago I heard about some professor who was trying to shoot up his university after writing some batshit insane 800-paged crackpot meth-ifesto. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS IT 😭
::--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:57, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

== LMAO ==

this dude somehow managed to do worse than [[William Atchison]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:51, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== Gallery dump ==
I'm uploading these files in case whoever is working on this article wants to use them.
<gallery>
File:Shoot up a school for the sharty award.png
File:I H8 JARTYCUCKS.png
File:Solomon Jartycuck.png
File:IRL Jartycuck.jpg
File:Heil Kuz.jpg|I wonder how Kuz actually feels about this one.
File:Sissy-Cobno.mp4
</gallery>
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 15:15, 1 February 2025 (UTC)
:Added --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:13, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

== Possible EDF User ==
{{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}}

{{archive|bDqN8|This post:}}
*Asked about livestreaming shooting
*Tarrant fanboy
*Literally just over two weeks before Antioch
*Has never came back online
*Solomon probably knew about ED through AlGore
*HOWEVER, claims to be a 20yo spic and plans on going postal in 2026 (could just be trying to cover his tracks idk)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:13, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
:He probably got [[:File:PatNigCrusius.png|that Patrick Crusius raceswap edit]] from ED as well. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:42, 26 June 2025 (UTC)
:He also wrote "[[i did it for the lulz]]" on one of his guns, at least according to his 'festo. And let's be real, who the hell else says that nowadays outside of Encyclopedia Dramatica. [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 04:27, 26 June 2025 (UTC)
:Alexby was probably just a Hypeshot sockpuppet tbh. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:52, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
::Since you're on EDF a lot, do you think you could get an admin or somebody to check if this guy's last IP was in Tennessee? [https://archive.today/bcjPo#selection-2633.1-2632.2 They checked it for AlGore.] --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:08, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== bad school shooter ==
Solomon should be demoted to "banned from scoring". This nigga did worse than [[John Earnest]] and [[Algore]] -[[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]] ([[User talk:Number9999999|talk]]) 17:53, 18 March 2025 (UTC)[[User:Number9999999]]

just bc he got low score doesnt mean he should be demoted, he only realized what he was doing and decided to an hero beforebfore doing more harm [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:05, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
:He's talking about [[Template:High Scores|the High Scores template]] (currently broken due to the Lua error, just visit any page that has it). I already did what he said a long time ago. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 13:31, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

Kill count by website

2026-04-12T04:59:52Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* D, E, F */

{{killers}}
[[File:MonitorGun.jpg|right|200px]]
Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.

[[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.

In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:
*Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?
*Did they post foreboding material on any given website?
*Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?
*Did they lure in victims from any given website?
*Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?
*Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?
*Were they radicalized on any given website?
*Would it be funny to include anyways?

[[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.

==Sites==
{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}
===#===
'''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi "Neomugicha" Taniguchi]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[4chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<ref>Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills<ref>{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills (suspected user)

'''[[55chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills

'''[[8chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 22 kills

===A, B, C===
'''[[Above Top Secret]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills

'''[[Amazon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills

'''[[Bluesky]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Chess.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Clowntobi.nl'''
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill

'''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''
*'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Craigslist]]'''<ref>[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons & Lamar Clemons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba & Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones & Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris & Quentin Lews - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler & Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon & Demonte Easterling - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy & Dominique Clanton - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti & Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith & Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey & Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi & Amanda Knight - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew & Angel Long - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon & Dominique Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles & Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott & Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus & George Carter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay & Saraya Atkins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice & Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney & Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas & Ryan Roth - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis & Rashad Moon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour & Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian & Kayla Dixon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway & Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly & Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter & Violet Walter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones & Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie "Jay" Towns - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton & Akeem Bradford - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford & Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier & Larry Wren III - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin & Latrel Irving - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches & Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure & Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick & Tammi LaFave - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade & Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill<ref>[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner

===D, E, F===
'''[[DeviantART]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin "Skulz" Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Discord]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills

'''Documenting Reality'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Dogola]]chan'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] André Luiz Gil Garcia - 1 kill<ref> https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Kyo_El_Fuego_Sancto</ref>
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Fabiano Kipper Mai]] - 5 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill (alleged user; denied by self)

'''[[eBay]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<ref>[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}</ref>

'''Eestinen.fi'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills

'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])<ref>[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (EDitor, also had a [[Joclings|page]] 7 years before the shooting)<ref>Referred to as a contributor by [https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/extremism-experts-say-discussing-colorado-shooting-suspects-pronouns-rcna58969 this NBC News article].</ref>
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's "[[High Score]]" page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[[Brenton Tarrant#Brenton Was /ourguy/]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)<ref>[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter "Bob8466" Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]/[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] - 0 kills (EDitor, arrested for planning a school stabbing)<ref>[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain Forum member arrested for planning a school stabbing in Spain] - [[media:ForcedMeme arrested Columbine forum.png|'''(Uncensored post)''']] {{wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain|20260412045138}} {{archive|pUp9A}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, an hero'd before he could do anything)<ref>[[James Seevakumaran#Background]]</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})<ref>[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]] {{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Unknown]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, got arrested before he could do anything)

'''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill

'''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills

'''[[Facebook]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025_Mannheim_car_attack|Alexander Scheuermann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's</ref>
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Doerman killings|Chad Doerman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Christophe Belgembe]] - 1 kill
*[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix & Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Hodgkinson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Lex Ashton]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Owen Lawrence]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills
*[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Vincent Fuller]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John David LaDue|John David LaDue]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.|John L. Schultz IV & Donald V. Robin Jr.]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Fetlife]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield & Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron & {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor & Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill

'''[[Flickr]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Freesound.org'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills

'''[[FurAffinity]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Gab.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills

'''[[Grindr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress & Michelle Brandes - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] Unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti

'''[[Hispachan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] Unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl "MegaByte" Robles

'''Hispachat'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills

'''Home Page of the Dead'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills

'''[[ICQ]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill

'''[[iFunny]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel "Saboteur" Woodward]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills

'''[[Instagram]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025 Munich car attack|Farhad Noori]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[IRC]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<ref>IRC Galleria</ref>

===J, K, L===

'''Judge.me'''
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (confirmed lurker)<ref>{{archive|SOpi7|Tweet}} about {{Kf|soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-845#post-20100162|this post by Suenonym}}.</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[you|General userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''Knuddels'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills

'''Kotikemia'''
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills

'''[[Letterboxd]]'''
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 University of Nevada, Las Vegas shooting|Anthony Polito]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Death of James Yoo|James Yoo]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 shooting of Palestinian students in Burlington, Vermont|Jason Eaton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raissa Kengne - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators|Vance Luther Boelter]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''[[LiveJournal]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

===M, N, O===
'''Meguca'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[MLP Forums]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill

'''[[Monkey.cool]]'''
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills

'''[[MySpace]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Nazi websites (misc.)'''
*'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*'''The Last Rhodesian'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[Newgrounds]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam "Livecorpse" Fulton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas "Sirtom93" Briggs]] - 0 kills

'''[[Nexopia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Cody Legebokoff|Cody Legebokoff]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1n0vjb5/ryan_palmeter_getting_banned_on_3_separate/|Got banned on 3 separate accounts, lol}} {{archive|yckLJ}}</ref>

'''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills

'''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Omegle]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[OnlyFans]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill

'''[[Orkut]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills

===P, Q, R===
'''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill

'''[[Pinterest]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Pornhub]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|IAqJx|hankiebob}}</ref>

'''[[Quora]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills

'''Ratter Chatter'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill

'''[[Reddit]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Aromatic-Candle3042]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Melotte - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill (alleged user)

===S, T, U===
'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode<ref>[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]</ref>
*[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills

'''[[Smogon University]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill

'''[[Snapchat]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John Hagins|John Hagins]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland|Thomas Wyllie & Alex Bolland]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mike Chitwood|Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance]] - 0 kills

'''[[Something Awful]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[SoundCloud]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Taymor Travon McIntyre]] - 2 kills

'''[[Soyjak.party]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills

'''[[Spotify]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Steam]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills

'''[[Stormfront]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Richard Baumhammers|Richard Baumhammers]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Strawpage'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Sv3rige'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills

'''Swipr'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Telegram]]'''
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Đoàn Văn Sáng]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - another prolific zoosadist

'''The Cannibal Cafe'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill

'''[[TikTok]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali "JinnKid" Abulaban - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Casey Anthony]] - 1 kill ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Jon W. Romano|Jon W. Romano]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>{{tiktok|fly_fly_22}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Timoty G.]] - 0 kills

'''[[Tinder]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill

'''[[Tumblr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|YkBVu|eldigato}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Elizabeth Lecron|Elizabeth Lecron]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] & [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills

'''[[Twitch]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Twitter]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:François Vérove|François Vérove]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod Ramos]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - 2 kills ([[Self-defense|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025_Southport_shooting|Nigel Edge]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[OJ Simpson]] - 2 kills ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Robert J. O'Neill|Robert O'Neill]] - 1 kill ([[Osama bin Laden|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2026 Pawtucket shooting|Roberta Dorgano]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Junko Furuta|Shinji Minato]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tetsuya Yamagami]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}

'''[[Usenet]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

===V, W, X===
'''[[VampireFreaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|qSLNV|Digato}}</ref>

'''[[VidLii]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell wiggercell]</ref>

'''[[VK]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[Sascha I.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''Wars Central'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''<ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-22-wpd-users-who|All 22 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}</ref><ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/482685/marseycringe-wpd-users-who-have-killed|WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL - Part 2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Kutch]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz G - 2 kills<ref>{{archiveorg|NoHumansInvolved|WPD.TV user kills 2 people with axe}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] ??? - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Charlie Slater - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Josephine Simmons Peters - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kevin Hunt - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Nguyễn Xuân Đạt]] - 0 kills (victim of the Vietnamese Butcher)<ref>{{WPD|@datbeheading}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Uriah Garcia - 0 kills

'''[[Wattpad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Wikipedia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[File:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Georg R.|Georg R.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)

'''[[Wrong Planet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[Xanga]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[Yahoo! Answers]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill

'''[[YouTube]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González "Heisenwolf" Nava]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony "Tony48219" Powell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Matthew Frein]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jen Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Justin Mohn]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kurt Sibila - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raphael Trammell - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)
**[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Samuli Saarinen]] - 0 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills

'''Zambian Meat'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] Unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda

==Ranking board==
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
! WEBSITE
! TOTAL KILLS
! REGISTERED PLAYERS
! COUNTRIES
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]
| [[YouTube]]
| 476
| 79
| 26 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagDenmark.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| "Broadcast Yourself" (killing people)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
| [[Facebook]]
| 392
| 60
| 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
| "Move fast and kill things" "Bringing the world chaos closer together"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[Twitter]]
| 273
| 47
| 16 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Get trending by going amok"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Wikipedia]]
| 186
| 12
| 7 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| Nerds who spammed edits in a page for nerd editors
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Steam]]
| 181
| 24
| 9 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Craigslist]]
| 145
| 168
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
| Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Instagram]]
| 132
| 34
| 14 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Stormfront]]
| 109
| 8
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| Not bad for a non-mainstream website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
| {{hover|105|8 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| That's us!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[4chan]]
| 99
| 12
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| "Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MySpace]]
| 91
| 19
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]
| Myspace. YourFuneral.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[8chan]]
| 74
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Reddit]]
| 62
| 23
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tumblr]]
| 62
| 11
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, it's only natural that some of them would become killers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[TikTok]]
| 61
| 25
| 12 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Discord]]
| 59
| 24
| 11 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| *Discord notification sound effect*
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Sanctioned Suicide]]
| ~57
| N/A
| 2 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| Instructing people how to become [[an heroes]] for over 30 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]
| 54
| 11
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]
| "Found the job of your life" (hitman)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VK]]
| 50
| 13
| 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Сука блять"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[2channel]] / 5channel
| 46
| 4
| 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]
| ^-^ 先輩
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[eBay]]
| 32
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Well, that's one way to top the charts"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| ShockedBeyondBelief
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Telegram]]
| 26
| 10
| 6 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]]
| Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[DeviantART]]
| 24
| 10
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When [[guro]] just isn't enough."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Twitch]]
| 21
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]
| "You can livestream more than just video games."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Spotify]]
| 21
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Tune into your favourite music to go apeshit"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]
| 21
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]
| 20
| 14
| 7 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Quora]]
| 19
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Dogolachan
| 18
| 5
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
| A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the "[[dogola]]" meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Freesound.org
| 18
| 1
| 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]
| Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[LiveJournal]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| "Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Above Top Secret]]
| 16
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Shhh, is a secret!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.
| 14
| 12
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Tinder for Canadian criminals.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[SoundCloud]]
| 13
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| "Music for my ears"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pinterest]]
| 13
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| "Your victims' photos goes there"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grindr]]
| 12
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]
| "AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FurAffinity]]
| 12
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "[[OwO whats this..?]]... A body!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[55chan]]
| 12
| 2
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
| 12
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Gab.ai]]
| 11
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Amazon]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "Delivery for your corpse"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[IRC]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Internet Relay Chat; technically not a website but I'm counting it anyways.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tinder]]
| 9
| 6
| 5 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Meet hot chicks or fags, get killed by them with pleasure and love."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Snapchat]]
| 9
| 6
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Put a filter on your face for the bloodbath."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]
| 9
| 4
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Where can I take you, sir?" (death)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]
| 9
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]]
| Tinder copycat.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Newgrounds]]
| 9
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "When faggots go Madness Combat IRL."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]
| 9
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Home Page of the Dead
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum for discussing zombie movies and media. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Nazi.org
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Home of the National Socialist Green Party. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Last Rhodesian
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The personal website of [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fetlife]]
| 8
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VampireFreaks]]
| 8
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]]
| I am a vampire, [[Habeeb it|believe it]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Kiwi Farms]]
| 8
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Surprisingly low despite what the media claims about this website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru
| 8
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Nexopia]]
| 7
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Documenting Reality
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| An [[imageboard]] dedicated to documenting true crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]
| 6
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Open a blog about your murder spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Kotikemia
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| A Finnish online forum for amateur chemists
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Early 2010's tinder
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Another Tinder alike website, notoriously used by [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Yahoo! Answers]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Something Awful]]
| 5
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wattpad]]
| 4
| 4
| 3 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When your [[E&D]] fanfics come true:"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums
| 4
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Soyjak.party]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ex-Pentecostal Forums
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[OnlyFans]]
| 3
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]
| "See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Usenet]]
| 3
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Xanga]]
| 3
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Chess.com]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Be a chess champion, like Pichushkin"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Eestinen.fi
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Some Estonian news site notably used by [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Hispachat
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| Not [[Hispachan]], retard.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Orkut]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| To roleplay murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Zambian Meat
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]
| A cannibal fetish website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Hispachan]]
| 2
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| [[Spic]]/[[dago]] 4chan ripoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bloodshows.com]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. Their one and only high scorer was their owner, [[Joe Frankulin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Knuddels
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| A German dating site.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Meguca
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| An obscure anime-oriented [[imageboard]] that [[Stephan Balliet]] leaked his manifesto onto.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MLP Forums]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "My Little Pillage"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pornhub]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Here comes the money shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Swipr
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A "friend-making" app that [[Natalie Rupnow]] nearly got groomed on.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wrong Planet]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VidLii]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| With how many mass shooter edits are posted here, there surprisingly hasn't been more.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Omegle]]
| 1
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bluesky]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Foodist]] clone of [[Kiwi Farms]] that [[Solomon Henderson]] was notably groomed by.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Clowntobi.nl
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBelgium.png]]
| Official page of [[Kevin Lapeire|Belgian John Wayne Gacy]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[ICQ]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPalestine.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Judge.me
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCroatia.png]]
| "This knife is quite dull"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Letterboxd]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagChile.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[NoLimitsFun]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]]
| A child porn site run by [[Peter Scully]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ratter Chatter
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board and chat room dedicated to the discussion of [[dog|rat terriers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Smogon University]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Strawpage
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Cannibal Cafe
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| The cannibalism fetish website where [[Armin Meiwes]] famously met his victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Wars Central
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| A fan site for [[Advance Wars]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Monkey.cool]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Sv3rige
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| Website created by Goatis/Sv3rige
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Flickr]]
| ?
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
</table>}}

==See Also==
*[[High Score]]
*[[Internet killers]]
*[[LJ killers]]
*{{WPD|h/social/post/371875/kill-count-by-website|Collaborative sister project on WPD.}}
{{reflist}}

{{portals|websites|socialmedia}}
{{High Scores}}
[[category:Murder]]
[[category:Lists]]

{{timeline|Article of the Now September 1 & 2, [[2025]]|[[Rick and Morty]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[CandyJunkie]]}}

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2026-04-12T04:57:51Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

Kill count by website

2026-04-12T04:57:26Z

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* D, E, F */ Totally forgot about this shit 💀

{{killers}}
[[File:MonitorGun.jpg|right|200px]]
Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.

[[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.

In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:
*Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?
*Did they post foreboding material on any given website?
*Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?
*Did they lure in victims from any given website?
*Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?
*Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?
*Were they radicalized on any given website?
*Would it be funny to include anyways?

[[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.

==Sites==
{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}
===#===
'''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi "Neomugicha" Taniguchi]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[4chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<ref>Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills<ref>{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills (suspected user)

'''[[55chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills

'''[[8chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 22 kills

===A, B, C===
'''[[Above Top Secret]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills

'''[[Amazon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills

'''[[Bluesky]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Chess.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Clowntobi.nl'''
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill

'''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''
*'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Craigslist]]'''<ref>[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons & Lamar Clemons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba & Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones & Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris & Quentin Lews - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler & Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon & Demonte Easterling - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy & Dominique Clanton - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti & Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith & Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey & Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi & Amanda Knight - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew & Angel Long - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon & Dominique Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles & Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott & Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus & George Carter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay & Saraya Atkins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice & Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney & Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas & Ryan Roth - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis & Rashad Moon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour & Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian & Kayla Dixon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway & Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly & Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter & Violet Walter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones & Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie "Jay" Towns - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton & Akeem Bradford - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford & Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier & Larry Wren III - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin & Latrel Irving - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches & Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure & Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick & Tammi LaFave - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade & Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill<ref>[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner

===D, E, F===
'''[[DeviantART]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin "Skulz" Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Discord]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills

'''Documenting Reality'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Dogola]]chan'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] André Luiz Gil Garcia - 1 kill<ref> https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Kyo_El_Fuego_Sancto</ref>
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Fabiano Kipper Mai]] - 5 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill (alleged user; denied by self)

'''[[eBay]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<ref>[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}</ref>

'''Eestinen.fi'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills

'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])<ref>[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (EDitor, also had a [[Joclings|page]] 7 years before the shooting)<ref>Referred to as a contributor by [https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/extremism-experts-say-discussing-colorado-shooting-suspects-pronouns-rcna58969 this NBC News article].</ref>
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's "[[High Score]]" page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>[[Brenton Tarrant#Brenton Was /ourguy/]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)<ref>[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter "Bob8466" Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]]/[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] - 0 kills (EDitor, arrested for planning a school stabbing)<ref>[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain Forum member arrested for planning a school stabbing in Spain] - {{wayback|https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t13277-forum-member-arrested-for-planning-a-school-stabbing-in-spain|20260412045138}} {{archive|pUp9A}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, an hero'd before he could do anything)<ref>[[James Seevakumaran#Background]]</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})<ref>[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]] {{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Romanian Anon|Unknown]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader, got arrested before he could do anything)

'''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill

'''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills

'''[[Facebook]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025_Mannheim_car_attack|Alexander Scheuermann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's</ref>
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Doerman killings|Chad Doerman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Chao-Tiao Yumol]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Christophe Belgembe]] - 1 kill
*[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix & Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Hodgkinson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Lex Ashton]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Owen Lawrence]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills
*[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Vincent Fuller]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John David LaDue|John David LaDue]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.|John L. Schultz IV & Donald V. Robin Jr.]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Fetlife]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield & Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron & {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor & Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill

'''[[Flickr]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Freesound.org'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills

'''[[FurAffinity]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Gab.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills

'''[[Grindr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress & Michelle Brandes - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] Unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti

'''[[Hispachan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] Unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl "MegaByte" Robles

'''Hispachat'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills

'''Home Page of the Dead'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills

'''[[ICQ]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill

'''[[iFunny]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel "Saboteur" Woodward]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills

'''[[Instagram]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Wikipedia:2025 Munich car attack|Farhad Noori]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[IRC]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<ref>IRC Galleria</ref>

===J, K, L===

'''Judge.me'''
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (confirmed lurker)<ref>{{archive|SOpi7|Tweet}} about {{Kf|soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-845#post-20100162|this post by Suenonym}}.</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[you|General userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''Knuddels'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills

'''Kotikemia'''
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills

'''[[Letterboxd]]'''
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 University of Nevada, Las Vegas shooting|Anthony Polito]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Death of James Yoo|James Yoo]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 shooting of Palestinian students in Burlington, Vermont|Jason Eaton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Springfield, Missouri shooting|Joaquin Roman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raissa Kengne - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators|Vance Luther Boelter]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''[[LiveJournal]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

===M, N, O===
'''Meguca'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[MLP Forums]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill

'''[[Monkey.cool]]'''
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills

'''[[MySpace]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Nazi websites (misc.)'''
*'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*'''The Last Rhodesian'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[Newgrounds]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam "Livecorpse" Fulton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas "Sirtom93" Briggs]] - 0 kills

'''[[Nexopia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Cody Legebokoff|Cody Legebokoff]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1n0vjb5/ryan_palmeter_getting_banned_on_3_separate/|Got banned on 3 separate accounts, lol}} {{archive|yckLJ}}</ref>

'''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills

'''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Omegle]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[OnlyFans]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill

'''[[Orkut]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills

===P, Q, R===
'''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill

'''[[Pinterest]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[Pornhub]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|IAqJx|hankiebob}}</ref>

'''[[Quora]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills

'''Ratter Chatter'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill

'''[[Reddit]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Aromatic-Candle3042]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Melotte - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill (alleged user)

===S, T, U===
'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*[[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]] [[You|General userbase]] - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode<ref>[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]</ref>
*[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills

'''[[Smogon University]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill

'''[[Snapchat]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#John Hagins|John Hagins]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland|Thomas Wyllie & Alex Bolland]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mike Chitwood|Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance]] - 0 kills

'''[[Something Awful]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[SoundCloud]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Taymor Travon McIntyre]] - 2 kills

'''[[Soyjak.party]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills

'''[[Spotify]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Steam]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills

'''[[Stormfront]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Richard Baumhammers|Richard Baumhammers]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

'''Strawpage'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''Sv3rige'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills

'''Swipr'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Telegram]]'''
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Đoàn Văn Sáng]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - another prolific zoosadist

'''The Cannibal Cafe'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill

'''[[TikTok]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali "JinnKid" Abulaban - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Casey Anthony]] - 1 kill ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Jon W. Romano|Jon W. Romano]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Olivier Hadzovic]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>{{tiktok|fly_fly_22}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joel Edwards]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[Timoty G.]] - 0 kills

'''[[Tinder]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill

'''[[Tumblr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Carly Gregg]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|YkBVu|eldigato}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Elizabeth Lecron|Elizabeth Lecron]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] & [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills

'''[[Twitch]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Melissa Turner - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Twitter]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[wikipedia:François Vérove|François Vérove]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2018 Jeffersontown shooting|Gregory A. Bush]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod Ramos]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - 2 kills ([[Self-defense|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025_Southport_shooting|Nigel Edge]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[OJ Simpson]] - 2 kills ([[Getting away with it|legally acquitted]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Robert J. O'Neill|Robert O'Neill]] - 1 kill ([[Osama bin Laden|lawfully]])
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2026 Pawtucket shooting|Roberta Dorgano]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Junko Furuta|Shinji Minato]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tetsuya Yamagami]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}

'''[[Usenet]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Timothy Amoroso - prolific zoosadist

===V, W, X===
'''[[VampireFreaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|qSLNV|Digato}}</ref>

'''[[VidLii]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>[https://www.vidlii.com/user/wiggercell wiggercell]</ref>

'''[[VK]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[Sascha I.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''Wars Central'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''<ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-22-wpd-users-who|All 22 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}</ref><ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/482685/marseycringe-wpd-users-who-have-killed|WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL - Part 2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:MiniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Kutch]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz G - 2 kills<ref>{{archiveorg|NoHumansInvolved|WPD.TV user kills 2 people with axe}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] ??? - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Charlie Slater - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills
**[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Josephine Simmons Peters - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kevin Hunt - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mason Bently-Ray Ashby - 0 kills
**[[file:vn.gif]] [[wikipedia:Killing of Nguyễn Xuân Đạt|Nguyễn Xuân Đạt]] - 0 kills (victim of the Vietnamese Butcher)<ref>{{WPD|@datbeheading}}</ref>
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Uriah Garcia - 0 kills

'''[[Wattpad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Wikipedia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[File:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Columbine Copycats#Georg R.|Georg R.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)

'''[[Wrong Planet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[Xanga]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[Yahoo! Answers]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill

'''[[YouTube]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González "Heisenwolf" Nava]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony "Tony48219" Powell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:D4vd|David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Matthew Frein]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] Eren Bigül - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Bergquist]] - 2 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jen Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jerad Miller & Amanda Miller]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Justin Mohn]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kurt Sibila - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Raphael Trammell - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Seevakumaran]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)
**[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Samuli Saarinen]] - 0 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills

'''Zambian Meat'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] Unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda

==Ranking board==
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! WEBSITE
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| "Broadcast Yourself" (killing people)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
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| 392
| 60
| 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
| "Move fast and kill things" "Bringing the world chaos closer together"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[Twitter]]
| 273
| 47
| 16 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]] [[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Get trending by going amok"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Wikipedia]]
| 186
| 12
| 7 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
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| [[Steam]]
| 181
| 24
| 9 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Craigslist]]
| 145
| 168
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
| Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Instagram]]
| 132
| 34
| 14 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Stormfront]]
| 109
| 8
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| Not bad for a non-mainstream website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
| {{hover|105|8 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| That's us!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[4chan]]
| 99
| 12
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| "Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MySpace]]
| 91
| 19
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]
| Myspace. YourFuneral.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[8chan]]
| 74
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Reddit]]
| 62
| 23
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tumblr]]
| 62
| 11
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]]
| With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, it's only natural that some of them would become killers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[TikTok]]
| 61
| 25
| 12 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Discord]]
| 59
| 24
| 11 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| *Discord notification sound effect*
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Sanctioned Suicide]]
| ~57
| N/A
| 2 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| Instructing people how to become [[an heroes]] for over 30 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]
| 54
| 11
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]
| "Found the job of your life" (hitman)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VK]]
| 50
| 13
| 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Сука блять"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[2channel]] / 5channel
| 46
| 4
| 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]
| ^-^ 先輩
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[eBay]]
| 32
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Well, that's one way to top the charts"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| ShockedBeyondBelief
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Telegram]]
| 26
| 10
| 6 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]]
| Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[DeviantART]]
| 24
| 10
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When [[guro]] just isn't enough."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Twitch]]
| 21
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]
| "You can livestream more than just video games."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Spotify]]
| 21
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Tune into your favourite music to go apeshit"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]
| 21
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]
| 20
| 14
| 7 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Quora]]
| 19
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Dogolachan
| 18
| 5
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
| A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the "[[dogola]]" meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Freesound.org
| 18
| 1
| 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]
| Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[LiveJournal]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| "Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Above Top Secret]]
| 16
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Shhh, is a secret!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.
| 14
| 12
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Tinder for Canadian criminals.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[SoundCloud]]
| 13
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| "Music for my ears"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pinterest]]
| 13
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| "Your victims' photos goes there"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grindr]]
| 12
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]
| "AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FurAffinity]]
| 12
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "[[OwO whats this..?]]... A body!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[55chan]]
| 12
| 2
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
| 12
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Gab.ai]]
| 11
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Amazon]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "Delivery for your corpse"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[IRC]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Internet Relay Chat; technically not a website but I'm counting it anyways.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tinder]]
| 9
| 6
| 5 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Meet hot chicks or fags, get killed by them with pleasure and love."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Snapchat]]
| 9
| 6
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Put a filter on your face for the bloodbath."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]
| 9
| 4
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Where can I take you, sir?" (death)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]
| 9
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]]
| Tinder copycat.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Newgrounds]]
| 9
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "When faggots go Madness Combat IRL."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FANDOM (website)|FANDOM]]
| 9
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Home Page of the Dead
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum for discussing zombie movies and media. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Nazi.org
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Home of the National Socialist Green Party. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Last Rhodesian
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The personal website of [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fetlife]]
| 8
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VampireFreaks]]
| 8
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]]
| I am a vampire, [[Habeeb it|believe it]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Kiwi Farms]]
| 8
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Surprisingly low despite what the media claims about this website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru
| 8
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Nexopia]]
| 7
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Documenting Reality
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| An [[imageboard]] dedicated to documenting true crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]
| 6
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Open a blog about your murder spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Kotikemia
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| A Finnish online forum for amateur chemists
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Early 2010's tinder
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Another Tinder alike website, notoriously used by [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Yahoo! Answers]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Something Awful]]
| 5
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wattpad]]
| 4
| 4
| 3 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| "When your [[E&D]] fanfics come true:"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums
| 4
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Soyjak.party]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ex-Pentecostal Forums
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[OnlyFans]]
| 3
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]
| "See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Usenet]]
| 3
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Xanga]]
| 3
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Chess.com]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Be a chess champion, like Pichushkin"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Eestinen.fi
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Some Estonian news site notably used by [[Jori Juhani Lasonen]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Hispachat
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| Not [[Hispachan]], retard.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Nexus Mods|Nexus Mods]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Orkut]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBrazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:character.ai|character.ai]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| To roleplay murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Zambian Meat
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]
| A cannibal fetish website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Hispachan]]
| 2
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| [[Spic]]/[[dago]] 4chan ripoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bloodshows.com]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. Their one and only high scorer was their owner, [[Joe Frankulin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Knuddels
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| A German dating site.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Meguca
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| An obscure anime-oriented [[imageboard]] that [[Stephan Balliet]] leaked his manifesto onto.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MLP Forums]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "My Little Pillage"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pornhub]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Here comes the money shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Swipr
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A "friend-making" app that [[Natalie Rupnow]] nearly got groomed on.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wrong Planet]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VidLii]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| With how many mass shooter edits are posted here, there surprisingly hasn't been more.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Omegle]]
| 1
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bluesky]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Clay.party]] / [[Skibidi Farms]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Foodist]] clone of [[Kiwi Farms]] that [[Solomon Henderson]] was notably groomed by.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Clowntobi.nl
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBelgium.png]]
| Official page of [[Kevin Lapeire|Belgian John Wayne Gacy]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[ICQ]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPalestine.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Judge.me
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCroatia.png]]
| "This knife is quite dull"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Letterboxd]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagChile.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Model_Mayhem|Model Mayhem]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[NoLimitsFun]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]]
| A child porn site run by [[Peter Scully]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ratter Chatter
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board and chat room dedicated to the discussion of [[dog|rat terriers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Smogon University]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Strawpage
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Cannibal Cafe
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| The cannibalism fetish website where [[Armin Meiwes]] famously met his victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Wars Central
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| A fan site for [[Advance Wars]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Monkey.cool]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Sv3rige
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| Website created by Goatis/Sv3rige
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Flickr]]
| ?
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
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Fort Lauderdale airport shooting

2026-04-11T20:41:48Z

Psychotic Dictatorship:

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Esteban Santiago Ruiz'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 16, [[1990s|1990]] ({{age|1990|3|16}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Beaner]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Security guard, Railfan}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 42 (6 by gunfire)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[No|What would you expect from a beaner?]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Train]] worship, [[Reconquista|Pro-Spic]], [[Schizophrenia]]}}
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{{Glow|'''Esteban Santiago Ruiz'''}} was a Train obsessed retard, who, unfortunately able to obtain a firearm, bought a one way ticket to Florida with his hideous [[Walter White|Walther]] PPQ handgun so he could [[zerg Rush]] people at the airport because shooting up an airport will certainly free [[Puerto Rico]]

== Background ==
Esteban, like basically everything fucking terrible, was born in [[New Jersey|Jew Jersey]]. He served in the [[Alaska|Alaskan]] army for god knows why. Ruiz legally checked his handgun as baggage (Yes, it's perfectly fine to bring firearms into the airport as long as certain restrictions are met.), but instead snuck on a '''Delta Airlines'''{{Jew}} flight instead of doing the legal thing and flying on the airlines for the [[Brown|lower races]] (think [[Nigger|Spirit]], [[Redneck|Southwest]], and [[furfag|Frontier]]). Before the shooting, Ruiz claimed that the {{Glow|[[CIA]]}}{{Jew}} forced him into ISIS{{Muslim}} [[discord]] servers, and that the {{Glow|[[Government]]}}{{Jew}} was putting [[Schizophrenia|voices in his head]]. Unfortunately this lunatic beaner ([[No|is there any other kind]]?) was still allowed to own his gun despite all of this, in addition to beating his wife. Ruiz unfortunately successfully mated with another Latina, and has a son. While being interviewed, Ruiz admitted to these voices, but told the interrogators that he didn't plan to harm anyone, [[You Are An Idiot|despite literally committing a mass shooting at a crowded airport hours earlier]].

== Shooting ==
=== Loadout ===
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*'''Primary''': Walther PPS
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* a pug-level inbred version of the not hideous P99 series '''30-35 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Puerto Rican Nationalist
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*'''3x damage to the American colonizers. Viva la revolucion1!'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Train Autism
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* 4x damage to everyone, since he shot up an airport
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*'''Spell''': Schizophrenia
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*2x Damage to everything, even the player
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=== Tiroteo masivo en el aeropuerto ===
Ruiz walked down to the baggage claim in Terminal 2, the baggage claim for Delta and [[Canada|Air Canada]]. He then retrieved his handgun from his baggage, and then nonchalantly walked for a few seconds before shooting at everyone for no reason. The gunfire killed 5 and injured 6 more. All 5 victims were [[boomers]] going to some retarded cruise. However, his accuracy ratings sank to crazy lows when a bunch of [[faggots]] got themselves injured by not knowing what to do when someone starts shooting at you in the airport. Esteban only fired 15 rounds during the whole attack, which means he got [[epic win|over 4 casualties per bullet]]. The shooting was quickly stopped when a [[Cop|pig]] ran over to the site of the gunfire and [[V&]] Ruiz 85 seconds after the shooting, which prompted Ruiz to lay down like a [[dog]] and [[fail|surrender without a fight]].

==Aftermath==
After the shooting, Ruiz was not sentenced to death due to a [[debate]] on whether [[Boomers]] count as humans, so he was indefinitely sent to the Access port to [[Hell]] known as [[Arizona|Tuscon]]. The inn in Alaska in which he resided, [[Word salad|The Qupqugiaq Inn]], was investigated, and 175 people who knew Ruiz were interviewed. Scott [[Israel]]{{Jew}} (Not even trying, lol) claimed [[Bullshit|that there was nothing they could do to stop the shooting]]. Israel also called for a ban on [[Assault rifle]]s, even though the gun used was a subcompact pistol. Try again faggot. [[Obama]] and [[Trump]] both condemned the shooting, stating that if you were to commit a shooting on an airport, you'd do a better job.

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|5|42 injuries|2|What the fuck were you doing|20|Shot up a literal airport|15|Killed people going on a cruise, lmfao|2|Cool, just be less of a federal asset next time|47|F+|Panic! at the airport}}
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== See Also ==
* [[9/11]]
* [[CIA]]
* [[Puerto Rico]]
* [[Spics]]
== External Links ==
*{{Wikilink|Fort_Lauderdale_airport_shooting|TOW coverage}}

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