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Talk:San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-05-20T20:08:43Z

PooF9:

== groyper ==

they were groypers too? I was scrolling on Twitter for extra shit and found a fact thyat they were groypers lmfao [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Twitter is full of mentally ill idiots who shouldn't be taken seriously ever. I wouldn't trust it. It's the same app where that one [[Skibidi Farms|Skibidipedo]] lied about [[Natalie Rupnow]] being a radfem. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:03, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:the fuck is a radfem is that radical femisnist or smth [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Yes. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 20:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== svwwrgabs ==

remember seeing a Twitter post that the security guard was a crhistian? am iw rong? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:43, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Refer to my previous statement. He was born Brian Matthew Climax but then converted to Islam. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:53, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
::Ahhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:::Extra note, there's some sources saying that he, Amin Abdullah, chose to became a security guard after "witnessing" Christchurch. Such claim is only mentioned twitter and Instagram, so be aware. Also /pol/ is apparently launching a campaign to make the shooters out to be a trans couple kinda like how they did with Salvador. This has also gained some traction on twitter, especially with that one pic of Cain's long hair and all. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== all that's left ==

lal that's left is a perpetrator section, I was also planning to put more insight on the mosque and how its affiliated with fuckin alqaida but its 6 am I stayed up all night I'm too fucking tired for this by guys gojdnight [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 04:06, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:It's looking good so far, nice job. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::thanks psychotic dictatorship [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:28, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== Amin wasn't a Nazi ==

That Facebook post is real but it isn't him. "Amir Abu Abbas" isn't even close to being the same name, no idea how anyone mistook that for him.

{{facebook|amin.abdullah.92317|Here is his actual Facebook}}. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:49, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:He replied to it and liked the post, i just forgot to include that in the image / the sharty thread i screenshotted was cropped so i wasnt able to see his full name [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:50, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Ah, I see it now. Will upload. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:58, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::do we pubsilh? or leave it for loserinfowhen clu fix it [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::I'd say publish. It's one of the more interesting high score pages in a while and has quite a bit to it (with more info possibly coming out over time). I doubt loserinfo is ever going to get fixed at this point (is CLU even still here?), and I think our readers would appreciate being able to read this fresh and relevant article. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:47, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::Alr but i think its gonna get deleted [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 14:55, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::My nigga, if [[Lim Do-bin|this article]] got to stay, I'm sure yours is way fine. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:09, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Consoom sharty slop==

Consoom ripping everything off of Sharty, Tiktok, twitter, and nooz channels.

Get excited for next spoon feeding of useless information, like the worthless cattle that you are.

Dont even THINK about giving ED its own unique identity. You WILL terraform ED into being a ShartyWiki/Kiwifarms clone that acts as a cum dump for whatever is currently trending on the sites mentioned above.

You WILL repeat the information you have been spoon fed like a good little parrot.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 16:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|200px]]
:Afaik, ED's identity has always been primarily tied to 4chan. Whatever was happening on there would get an article, and there's plenty of threads on this. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

Talk:San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-05-20T20:01:11Z

PooF9: Created page with "== groyper == they were groypers too? I was scrolling on Twitter for extra shit and found a fact thyat they were groypers lmfao Mercy (talk) 02:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC) :Twitter is full of mentally ill idiots who shouldn't be taken seriously ever. I wouldn't trust it. It's the same app where that one Skibidipedo lied about Natalie Rupnow being a radfem. - Paul in the Mall (User..."

== groyper ==

they were groypers too? I was scrolling on Twitter for extra shit and found a fact thyat they were groypers lmfao [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Twitter is full of mentally ill idiots who shouldn't be taken seriously ever. I wouldn't trust it. It's the same app where that one [[Skibidi Farms|Skibidipedo]] lied about [[Natalie Rupnow]] being a radfem. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:03, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== svwwrgabs ==

remember seeing a Twitter post that the security guard was a crhistian? am iw rong? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:43, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:Refer to my previous statement. He was born Brian Matthew Climax but then converted to Islam. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:53, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
::Ahhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 03:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
:::Extra note, there's some sources saying that he, Amin Abdullah, chose to became a security guard after "witnessing" Christchurch. Such claim is only mentioned twitter and Instagram, so be aware. Also /pol/ is apparently launching a campaign to make the shooters out to be a trans couple kinda like how they did with Salvador. This has also gained some traction on twitter, especially with that one pic of Cain's long hair and all. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:05, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== all that's left ==

lal that's left is a perpetrator section, I was also planning to put more insight on the mosque and how its affiliated with fuckin alqaida but its 6 am I stayed up all night I'm too fucking tired for this by guys gojdnight [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 04:06, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:It's looking good so far, nice job. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::thanks psychotic dictatorship [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 10:28, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

== Amin wasn't a Nazi ==

That Facebook post is real but it isn't him. "Amir Abu Abbas" isn't even close to being the same name, no idea how anyone mistook that for him.

{{facebook|amin.abdullah.92317|Here is his actual Facebook}}. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:49, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:He replied to it and liked the post, i just forgot to include that in the image / the sharty thread i screenshotted was cropped so i wasnt able to see his full name [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:50, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::Ah, I see it now. Will upload. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:58, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::do we pubsilh? or leave it for loserinfowhen clu fix it [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::I'd say publish. It's one of the more interesting high score pages in a while and has quite a bit to it (with more info possibly coming out over time). I doubt loserinfo is ever going to get fixed at this point (is CLU even still here?), and I think our readers would appreciate being able to read this fresh and relevant article. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:47, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::Alr but i think its gonna get deleted [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 14:55, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::My nigga, if [[Lim Do-bin|this article]] got to stay, I'm sure yours is way fine. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:09, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

==Consoom sharty slop==

Consoom ripping everything off of Sharty, Tiktok, twitter, and nooz channels.

Get excited for next spoon feeding of useless information, like the worthless cattle that you are.

Dont even THINK about giving ED its own unique identity. You WILL terraform ED into being a ShartyWiki/Kiwifarms clone that acts as a cum dump for whatever is currently trending on the sites mentioned above.

You WILL repeat the information you have been spoon fed like a good little parrot.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 16:08, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Lolwutpear.jpg|200px]]
:Afaik, ED's identity has always been primarily tied to 4chan. Whatever was happening on there would get an article, and there's plenty of threads on this. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:46, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Hansen130

2026-05-20T19:42:11Z

PooF9:

{{Welcome}}

==Could this be the guy?==
He was arrested for being a friend of Arda K, he's Polish, and that's in central Europe, Could this guy be the guy that helped Arda plan his attack? he was also planning to do a school shooting [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:34, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:The guy that the Turks were searching for, they still haven't caught him either. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:35, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

::It's possible. One of my online friends and I were discussing it just a few weeks after the stabbing happened. [https://www.turkiyetoday.com/turkiye/eskisehir-attacker-europe-aid-40380/ According] [http://archive.today/2026.05.20-172927/https://t24.com.tr/gundem/eskisehir-saldirisinin-detaylari-saldiriyi-steam-uzerinden-tanistigi-dogu-avrupali-biriyle-planladi-kiliseye-saldirmaktan-son-anda-vazgecti,1179156?_t=1779298118774 to the] [https://www.egepostasi.com/haber/Maskeli-saldirganin-ifadesinde-yeni-detaylar-Adim-adim-anlatti/340103 newz,] the user's full handle was "[[Fjotolf Hansen]]." The thing is that apparently a ''lot'' of users in the Tarrantula-sphere use the name "Hansen" though. Floryda/Florida14/KittenEnthusiast on WPD (now shadowbanned) made one of the first [http://archive.today/2024.08.16-033630/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/gore/post/207167/turkish-mass-stabbing WPD posts] about the stabbing (that he subsequently deleted for some reason) and was allegedly friends with Arda and knew about the attack in advance. [http://archive.today/2024.08.22-212632/https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=yme-rspysIQ He went by "Hansen88" on Vidlii.] Florida was also interviewed by police in September 2024 over the stabbing and was apparently in Germany at the time visiting family. They asked him "run in the mill stuff" like what sites he used and apparently asked him if he was connected to Hugo Jackson (lol). My friend and I never managed to figured out if that guy was the same as this Hansen130 though, so it was a dead end for us. Plus, a lot of this information was passed though multiple people before reaching me, so who knows how accurate any of it is anyway. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:23, 20 May 2026 (UTC)

:Its very possible, As i said, Central european, same username, etc, do we add to [[Kill count by site]] as an honourable mention? in the ED section {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

Fandom killers

2026-05-19T22:11:38Z

PooF9:

I know that articles like [[Kill count by website]] and [[Parasocial Syndrome]] already exist, especially in internet communities and animated series, but what if I told you there are more killers in fandoms, regardless of whether it's a series, movies, anime, video games, or culture in general, from both older and newer generations? So, here's a list of killers from each fandom.

==Fandoms==

{{Notice|The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. [{{fullurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} If you know somebody, add somebody.]}}

===A, B, C===
'''[[Advance Wars]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Wikipedia:American History X|American History X]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kill

'''[[Azumanga Daioh]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Blockland]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Brawl Stars|Brawl Stars]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Breaking Bad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jason Hart - 1 kill

'''[[Call of Duty]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Wikipedia:pt:Assassinato de Ingrid Bueno|Guilherme Alves Costa]] - 1 kill

'''[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Cain Clark - 3 kills <ref name="CainClark">[https://files.catbox.moe/4xlfy3.pdf His manifesto]</ref>

'''[[Counter-Strike]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Julien Barreaux - 0 kills<ref>[https://au.news.yahoo.com/man-dies-in-video-game-hunts-down-killer-in-real-life-27172110.html Counter Strike: Man stabbed over video game]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tim Kretschmer]] - 15 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Robert Steinhäuser]] - 16 kills (falseflagged by German media as a CS player, but didn't own the game; instead he owned [[Half-Life]], [[Hitman]], and [[Wolfenstein]])

'''[[Creepypasta]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Donovan Nicholas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier]] - 0 kills

===D, E, F===
'''[[Danganronpa]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills

'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Dead by Daylight|Dead by Daylight]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1p9mj50/graz_school_shooter_arthur_achleitners_comments|Comments he left on Steam}}</ref>
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Dexter]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill

'''[[Doki Doki Literature Club!]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills

'''[[Dota 2]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill

'''[[Wikipedia:Euphoria (visual novel)|Euphoria]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill

'''[[Family Guy]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill

'''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills

'''[[Fortnite]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Anthony Burke]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Owen Legrand - 1 kill<ref>[https://www.presse-citron.net/meurtre-de-louise-le-jeu-video-alibi-parfait-dune-societe-deconnectee-edito/]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Santiago N. - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] 2 unnamed teenagers - 0 kills<ref>[https://en.famagusta.news/news/kypros/kypros-anilikoi-kontepsan-na-kanoun-fono-gia-to-fortnite-epitethikan-machairi-kai-sfyri CYPRUS: Minors close to killing… Fortnite - Knife and hammer attacked — Famagusta]</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (falseflagged it in [[:media:The Great Replacement.pdf|his manifesto]]; not a confirmed player though)

'''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill

'''[[Furfaggotry]]''' {{hover|(?!)|counting or not counting pseudo-furries? *necksplosion!*}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix & Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Garry's Mod]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills<ref>[[Media:RobinWestmanJournal1.pdf|His journal]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[GoAnimate]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills

'''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Devin Moore (murderer)|Devin Moore]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Robert Richens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Gravity Falls]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Miguel Ángel Jiménez]] - 1 kill

'''[[Wikipedia:Girls und Panzer|Girls und Panzer]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Wikipedia:2026 Lázaro Cárdenas school shooting|Osmer H.]] - 2 kills

'''GoreBox'''
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Timofey Kulyamov]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagSingapore.png]] [[Nick Lee]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Rangga]] - 0 kills

'''[[Happy Tree Friends]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Victor Hawkins - 0 kills

'''[[Higurashi]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills

'''[[Incelcore]]'''
*[[File:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Insane Clown Posse]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ian Seagraves & Shawn Freemore - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew Puccio - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Sarah Kolb]] & Corey Gregory - 1 kill<ref>[https://morbidology.com/the-juggalo-murder-of-adrianne-reynolds/ The Juggalo Murder of Adrianne Reynolds]</ref>

===J, K, L===
'''[[League of Legends]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:vn.gif]] Lee ‘Yaharong’ Chan-ju - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] Liu Kai - 1 kill

'''[[Legend of Zelda]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill

'''[[Loquendo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill

'''[[Lucky Star]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills

===M, N, O===
'''[[Madden NFL]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills

'''[[MapleStory]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Martha Speaks (TV series)|Martha Speaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk|Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk]]'''
*[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill

'''[[Minecraft]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Alex Hillel Treisman]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Monogatari (series)|Monogatari]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Henrique Lira Trad]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:MovieStarPlanet|MovieStarPlanet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[My Little Pony]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Breanna Rose Long]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Josh Acosta]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills

'''[[Naruto]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Natural Born Killers|Natural Born Killers]]'''<ref>{{Wikilink|Natural_Born_Killers_copycat_crimes|Natural Born Killers copycat crimes}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Angus Wallen & Kara Winn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Barry Loukaitis]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Benjamin Darras & Sarah Edmondson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold]] - 14 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Eric Tavulares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Florence Rey & Audry Maupin - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jason Lewis - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luther Casteel - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Martinez - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael Carneal]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Sodders - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] 2 Massachusite men - 1 kill

'''[[Wikipedia:Needy Streamer Overload|Needy Streamer Overload]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills

'''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills

'''[[Nintendo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill

'''[[Ongezellig]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Cain Clark - 3 kills <ref name="CainClark" />
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Gabriel Mutti]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

===P, Q, R===
'''[[Wikipedia:Perfect World (video game)|Perfect World]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills

'''[[Pokémon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMalaysia.png]] [[Lum Chin Hao]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[TJ Lane]] - 3 kill

'''[[Postal 2|Postal]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Eric Harris]] - 9 kills<ref> Jeff Kass says this in his book, [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Columbine-Crime-Story-Jeff-Kass/dp/1938633261 buy it here]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills

'''[[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Railfan|Railfaggotry]]'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills

'''[[Roblox]]'''
*[[File:miniflagChile.png]] [[Hernán Meneses Leal]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jesse Strang]] - 8 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<ref>{{archive|Qn4fU|awaketherapper}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>{{archive|xuXbT|ilovecatsX3}}</ref>
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:List_of_unsuccessful_terrorist_plots_in_the_United_States_post-9/11#Donald_Trump_administration_(second_term)|James Wesley Burger]] - 0 kills

'''[[RuneScape]]'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Shane Coffey - 0 kills

'''[[RUST]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills

===S, T, U===
'''[[wikipedia:Scream (franchise)|Scream]]'''<ref>{{Wikilink|Scream_copycat_crimes|Scream copycat crimes}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Daniel Gill & Robert Fuller - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Logan Smith - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Mario Padilla & Samuel Ramirez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] Thierry Jaradin - 1 kill

'''[[Second Life]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank Felix]] - 3 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Sea of Thieves|Sea of Thieves]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Serial Experiments Lain]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Lara Tolosa]] - 0 kills

'''[[Shrek]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills

'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills

'''[[Star Trek]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Timothy McVeigh]] - 168 kills

'''[[Team Fortress 2]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Jahn]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

'''[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Camilo Aldebaran Teixeira - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] Jonas Diego Halvorsen - 1 kill

'''[[The Office]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Farhan Towhid & Tanvir Towhid - 4 kills

'''[[The Turner Diaries]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[:wikipedia:Bolshaya Bronnaya Synagogue stabbings|Alexandr Koptsev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[:wikipedia:Chevie Kehoe|Chevie Kehoe]] & [[:wikipedia:Daniel Lewis Lee|Daniel Lewis Lee]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagUK.png]] [[:wikipedia:David Copeland|David Copeland]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Larry Wayne Shoemake - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[:wikipedia:James Byrd|John William King]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[:wikipedia:National Socialist Underground|National Socialist Underground]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ross Evans - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[:wikipedia:Pavlo Lapshyn|Pavlo Lapshyn]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[:wikipedia:Peter Mangs|Peter Mangs]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[:wikipedia:The Order (white supremacist group)|The Order]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Timothy McVeigh]] - 168 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Zack Davies - 0 kills

'''[[The Walking Dead]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills

'''[[Tibia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Assassinato de Gabriel Kuhn|Daniel Petry]] - 1 kill

'''[[Touhou Project]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[True crime community]]'''
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Danis Razov]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Desmond Holly]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Fabian]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]] [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] - 4 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]] [[Henrique Lira Trad]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]] [[L.G.Ch.D.]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Owen Ruvien]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Raden Ardianto]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Rizky]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Stefan M.]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Switzer Learning Center Anon]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]] [[Timofey Kulyamov]] - 1 kill
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]] [[D88ploy]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Erick Nescio]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] Isabelle Valdez & Lois Lippert - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Mai]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagIndia.png]] [[Mr. HJ]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Rafa Marvel]] - 0 kills
**[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]] [[Tarrantulas#Indonesian Anon|Unknown Indonesian]] - 0 kills

===V, W, X===
'''[[Wikipedia:Valorant|Valorant]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills

'''[[WataMote]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Gino Corradini]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills

'''[[World of Warcraft]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/oqa9qb/a_post_from_alexandre_bissonnettes_tumblr_showing/|A post from Tumblr showing a WOW character he had}} {{archive|qBvtH}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Zawahri]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Kruse Wellwood & Cameron Moffat - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Robinson]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[Wikipedia:You and Me and Her: A Love Story|You and Me and Her: A Love Story]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] - 10 kills

==Ranking board==

{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
! FANDOM
! TOTAL KILLS
! # OF PLAYERS
! COUNTRIES
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]
| [[The Turner Diaries]]
| 200
| 15
| 5 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[File:miniflagRussia.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
| [[Star Trek]]
| 168
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[World of Warcraft]]
| 111
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Team Fortress 2]]
| 79
| 8
| 4 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Minecraft]]
| 43
| 7
| 5 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:miniflagFinland.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Natural Born Killers|Natural Born Killers]]
| 39
| 14
| 3 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[File:MiniflagFrance.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Roblox]]
| 39
| 10
| 7 [[File:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Railfan|Railfaggotry]]
| 36
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagJapan.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fortnite]]
| 31
| 7
| 5 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:MiniflagMexico.jpg]][[File:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Counter-Strike]]
| 31
| 7
| 4 [[File:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[True crime community]]
| 22
| 21
| 10 [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[File:MiniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]][[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]][[File:MiniflagSweden.png]][[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]][[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Serial Experiments Lain]]
| 21
| 3
| 3 [[File:MiniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Touhou Project]]
| 19
| 3
| 3 [[File:MiniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagJapan.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[My Little Pony]]
| 18
| 6
| 3 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grand Theft Auto]]
| 15
| 4
| 3 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pokémon]]
| 14
| 7
| 4 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagMalaysia.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Ongezellig]]
| 14
| 6
| 4 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Postal 2|Postal]]
| 13
| 3
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[WataMote]]
| 12
| 3
| 3 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Girls und Panzer|Girls und Panzer]]
| 12
| 2
| 2 [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Doki Doki Literature Club!]]
| 11
| 3
| 3 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Dead by Daylight|Dead by Daylight]]
| 11
| 2
| 2 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Higurashi]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Lucky Star]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Martha Speaks (TV series)|Martha Speaks]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Needy Streamer Overload|Needy Streamer Overload]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Valorant|Valorant]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:You and Me and Her: A Love Story|You and Me and Her: A Love Story]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:American History X|American History X]]
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MapleStory]]
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Furfaggotry]]
| 7
| 5
| 2 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagUK.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]
| 6
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Insane Clown Posse]]
| 5
| 4
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[GoAnimate]]
| 5
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Incelcore]]
| 4
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagChile.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]]
| 4
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]
| 4
| 2
| 2 [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Garry's Mod]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Second Life]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Perfect World (video game)|Perfect World]]
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[The Office]]
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Scream (franchise)|Scream]]
| 3
| 5
| 3 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagBelgium.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[League of Legends]]
| 3
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagChina.png]][[File:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Danny Phantom]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Shrek]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[The Walking Dead]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]]
| 2
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagArgentina.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Azumanga Daioh]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Family Guy]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:miniflagChile.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Loquendo]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[File:miniflagArgentina.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Blockland]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Danganronpa]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Dota 2]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[File:MiniflagPeru.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Madden NFL]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Monogatari (series)|Monogatari]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[RUST]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Creepypasta]]
| 1
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| GoreBox
| 1
| 2
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== See Also ==
* [[High Score]]
* [[Kill count by website]]
* [[Parasocial Syndrome]]

{{Reflist}}

{{High Scores}}
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Lists]]

File talk:CalebVasquez.png

2026-05-19T22:01:26Z

PooF9:

== the recorder of the stream ==

So I started seeing some investigations on WPD about who the person recording the stream was; but I believe i have the answer, It was some girl named Otto, (Also going by the name Damska on WPD and TikTok), in the Livestream you can see Payton Gendron is their wallpaper, And Damska likes Payton Gendron (even making art of him on WPD and also art of dylann roof), and its pretty easy to connect the dots, how do I know this? because I used to have them added on TikTok when I was a tccfag lol, it was pretty easy to recognize that it was DamSka who was recording the stream, I would have posted this to WPD if my account wasn't banned, I'm not sure if damska deleted her acc and shit but ye [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:05, 19 May 2026 (UTC)
:Oh yeah and damska/otto also owns an iphone and discord, which is another tip This wasnt her first time recording or watching a planned mass attack on livestream tho, this was her second!, She was in a discord server where a young Ukrainian teen on tumblr announced his attack, he was livestreaming but was caught by the prinicipal and arrested after somebody from Tumblr sent a report to Ukraine and to the school, She had also uploaded some clips from that stream to WPD, however that stream has no audio too [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:11, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

== [https://files.catbox.moe/4xlfy3.pdf Manifesto] ==

Cites William Fucking Atchison as an inspiration (page 33) lmaooo --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:32, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

:This is by far the worst manifesto yet. Holy shit. Glad these fags killed themselves, unfortunate others had to die before them. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:01, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

Lacari

2026-05-19T18:05:46Z

PooF9:

{{Spoilers|IT WASN'T ONLY LOLI BUT REAL CHILD PORN TOO}}
{{Potential}}
{{Pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Lolcow2}}

{{stub}}

[[File:Lacari.jpg|thumb|right|200px|{{greentext|>tfw}}]]
[[File:lacaricloset.png|250px|thumb|Note the clothes in the closet.]]

'''Lacari'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Trammel Tennyson''') is a {{age|1989|6|30}}-year-old nigger [[League of Legends]] and gacha game streamer, streaming on both Kick and [[Twitch]]. Aside from the [[loli]] slip-up, Lacari is known for being Mizkif's ex-roommate, as well as being part of OTK, the friendgroup of zoomer content creators who stream.

This would change on Janurary 22, [[2026]], after he got caught with kiddie porn after Windows 11 Notepad cucked him as the file he loaded into was filled with links to some awful gooner material, such as [[CP]], [[beastiality]] and [[incest]]. Only to pull the totally believable, "there was a virus Mom, my pants just fell down!". Though the argument was quickly debunked because he [[Retard|highlighted one of the links]].
There was also another .txt file open, titled "JBT" which is believed to stand for "[[jailbait]] [[teens]]".

{{videoframe|BOTDFvids|background-color: #00000;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Lacari_notepad_leak.mp4|600px]] '''The Video'''}}

[[pedo|Lacari]] continued to stream after this in an attempt to play it off, but by that time, [[alog]]'s posts on [[reddit|LSF]] had gone [[viral]], leading to [[trolls]] flooding his chat and [[jannies]] unmodding themselves. [[Pyrocynical|Pedocynical]] would also weigh in on this drama despite also being a massive pedophile gooner faggot himself.

Before this slip-up it should be known that Lacari had actually almost leaked his stash of CP before, and was called out of having little kids clothes in closet on stream, this all being found and digged up after the leak.

==External links==

*{{yt|@|Lacari|Main YouTube}}
*{{yt|@|LacariVOD|VODs channel}}
*<s>{{kick|lacari|His Kick}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{archiveorg|20260105011521|(Archive)}}
*{{Twitter|Lacari|His Twitter}}
*<s>{{Twitch|lacari|His Twitch}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{archive|qo6Kk|(Archive)}}

==See Also==
*[[DFE]]
*[[Berserk]]
*[[League of Legends]]
*[[Vaush]]
*[[MadThad0890]]

{{portals|anime|gaming}}
{{Animals}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Niggers}}
{{Lpers}}
[[Category:People]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 19, 2026

2026-05-19T17:52:08Z

PooF9:

{{AOTN|Ebola-chan|Goodluckebolachan.jpg|

The cult/meme of '''Ebola-chan''' ([[moonspeak|エボラちゃん / エボラたん]]) was created on 4chan in August of 2014, surprisingly in [[a/|/a/]], the idea was cool, and so [[pol/|/pol/]] got to using the meme of Ebola-chan for a massive [[troll]]ing campaign. The Ebola-chan cult "believes" the theory that blames Western countries for creating the deadly virus of Ebola, which has killed at least 2,400 [[niggers|"people"]] in West Africa in 2014, and is being spread among [[Nigerian Scam Email|Nigerians]] and [[Ebaumsworld]].

Ebola is resurfacing right now in 2026, so maybe it will resurface... probably not though.

|SHE'S PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR|Scientology Speedrunning|Clanker|Communism}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 20, 2026

2026-05-19T17:51:47Z

PooF9: Created page with "{{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 19, 2026}}"

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 21, 2026

2026-05-19T16:15:22Z

PooF9:

{{AOTN|Goth|World-goth-day-poster.jpg|

'''Goths''' ('''Gawths''', '''Goffs''', '''Gawff''') are a [[College|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

[[Some argue|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.

|Happy World Gawth Day!|Ebola-chan|Scientology Speedrunning|Scientology Speedrunning}}

Minus8

2026-05-18T20:44:33Z

PooF9:

{{SickFuck}}
{{pedo}}
{{Milkedcow}}
[[File:Shy gal dance party.gif|thumb|400px]]
[[File:Shy gal.gif|thumb]]
'''Minus8''' ('''[[Powerword|Yoo Young-gyu]]'''/'''[[moonspeak|유영규]]''') is a prominent [[Nintendo]]-oriented [[Rule34]] artist who has been around since ~[[2007]] switching, deleting and abandoning various online accounts, making it very hard to find him; and possibly for good reason. His style consists of vibrantly colored anthropomorphized [[female|big booba]] [[video game]] characters rhythmically [[booty shaking|dancing]] to video game music in smooth 60fps animations; the most popular of which becoming the Shy Gals. Despite the inclinations of his passion, Minus8 ironically lives in a country where [[pornography]] is illegal, which would serve to his detriment later on.

==Trolled off the Internet==
Minus8 has lost numerous internet accounts due to [[TOS]] violations, but none of that would truly discourage him from his artistic passion until he was made target by a certain group of [[hackers on steroids]]. In the crisp Autumn of Nov. 3, [[2023]], members of [[soyjak.party]] began a campaign of mass [[doxing]] and [[trolling]] known as Operation 9/11, which targeted multiple [[video game]] devs, [[youtuber]]s, porn animators, pedophiles and the hodgepodge of famous internet nobodies that are cherished by the likes of [[Twitter]], [[Reddit]] and their sworn enemy, [[4chan]]; among the doxed being Minus8.

According to soyjak.party's findings, Minus8 is a resident of [[South Korea]] ([[fascism|where pornography is illegal]]), and also has intrusive pedophilic thoughts. Now with proper blackmail, they leveraged him into drawing [[Cobson]] rule34 while livestreaming and flooding his subreddit with [[lynching|ACKjaks]] depicting his [[persona]]. In consequence of the [[raids]], Minus8 decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] (for realzies this time) and take an indefinite break from the internet.

{{cg|Op. 911 Happenings|Operation911|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Cobbess.jpg|Our beautiful [[Cobson|Cobess]].
Minus8 pedophilia confession.png|Minus8 confesses his pedophilic ideations.
Minus8 subreddit raid.png|Minus8's subreddit getting gemmed up!
minus8 resignation.png|Minus8 admits defeat to Soyjak.party.
Minus8 resignation 2.png|Minus8 resigns from the internet.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Minus8 devianart.png|Minus8's first [[DeviantART]] account.
Minus8 ACKjak.png
File:Pizzatower Inquisition.png|[[Pizza Tower]] enacts [[inquisition]] against Minus8.
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Korean]]
*[[Bowsette]]
*[[Pokehidden]]
*[[Polygon5]]
*[[Shadman]]
*[[Zone]]

==External Links==
*{{Yt|c|UCZflZsqurv8-MYQoRxuk8lA|His currently active YouTube channel}}
*{{KYM|memes/people/minus8|KYM entry about Minus8}}
*{{Sw|Operation_9/11#Minus8|Minus8 as mentioned on Soyjak.wiki's ''Operation 9/11'' article}}

{{Portals|memes|music}}
{{Azn}}
{{Childabuseseries}}
{{Nintendo}}
{{Korea}}
[[category:People]]

The Donald

2026-05-17T22:26:23Z

PooF9:

:'''''The Donald''' redirects here. For the subreddit, check out '''[[TheDonald]]'''. ''
:'''''However,''' if you are a [[Faggot|liberal]] or a [[Racist|Neo]]-[[Faggot|Nazi]] in need of [[Srs bsns|serious]] [[Safe Space|truth]] about the God-Emperor, check out '''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''.''
{{spoiler|Another nigger missed lol}}
{{achtung|[[Cole Tomas Allen|COLE TOMAS ALLEN]] FAILED TO TAKE OUR GOD-EMPEROR AWAY FROM US! MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER!}}
{{Epstein}}
[[File:Donald trump hires jesus christ.jpg|center]]
 
[[File:EmperorTrump.png|right|300px|thumb|This Man has generated more [[butthurt]] than the rest of our political establishment, mass media and the one percent combined.]]
[[File:King Donald Trump.jpg|300px|thumb|Say My Name Bitch]]
[[File:Trump-sacred-meme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Sacred Trump Meme]]

'''His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus "Pußygrabbin" I of the House of Trump''' will make [[Warhammer|Warhammer 40,000]] real. He is a [[pretty cool guy]] and the <s>[[2016 Presidential Elections|45th]]</s> [[2024 Presidential Elections|47th president]] of the [[United States]] and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He'll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle and [[whores|fertile women]]. Trump literally put an epic [[Death Note|Just As Planned]]: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by [[Jews|(((them)))]], Trump was on the [[Game of Thrones|Iron Throne]], gloating [[Trollface|U mad SJWs?]] while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling "[[Planet of the Apes|You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!]]"
 

{{Quote|'''Donald Trump is a genius.'''|[https://www.thewrap.com/michael-moore-roseanne-totally-nuts-trump-evil-genius/ Michael Moore]}}

==2016 Nomination==
[[File:ChrisChanHatesTrump.PNG|thumb|right|360px|An [[Chris Chan|average U.S. citizen]]'s [[Butthurt|reaction]] to Donald Trump winning the elections.]]
[[File:Trump's goldfinger.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hail the God Emperor]]
[[File:Making racism cool again.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hang out the flags!]]
[[File:Love trump's hate.png|right|thumb|200px|A grammar Nazi is fine too]]
*Trump has won the nomination by default.
*The last of the republican nominees quit.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.
*The establishment didn't want it.
*Leaders of the RNC didn't want it.
*Most of the mainstream media pundits didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of people polled didn't want it.
*Obama didn't want it.
*Comey didn't want it.
*Le epic liberal celebrities like [[John Oliver]], [[retard|Bill Maher]], [[Stephen Colbert]], and [[Jon Stewart]] didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of the media didn't want it, including [[Hollywood]].
*Goldman Sachs didn't want it.
*JP Morgan didn't want it.
*George Soros didn't want it.
*A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn't want it.
*The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn't want it.
**But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.
**Your barber down the street wanted it.
**Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.
**The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.
**The man driving you on the bus wanted it.
**The people wanted it.

{{tinyrainbow|'''And the people won.'''}}
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=== Drama-whoring as political activism ===
[[File:Hurricane donald.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The calm at the center of the storm]]
[[File:New yorker editor denounces president-elect trump.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[TL;DR]] - [[BAWWW|"BAWWW!"]]]]
Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:

#[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]]
#Jimmy Kimmel
#[[The Daily Show|Trevor Noah]]
#[[Rosie O’Donnell]]
#Ashley "I'm A Nasty Woman" Judd
#Kathy Griffin [[White Trash|Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger]]
#[[Amy Schumer]] and her fat vagina{{jew}}
#[[Lena Dunham|Lena]] [[Dyke|Dunham]]{{jew}}
#Alyssa Milano
#Chelsea Handler{{jew}}
#[[J.K. Rowling]]
#[[Miley Cyrus]]
#[[Whoopi Goldberg]]{{jew}}
#[[Stephen King]]
#Rob Reiner
#Samuel Jackson
#George Lopez
#George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal
#[[Al Sharpton]]
#[[The Daily Show|Jon "Stewart" Leibowitz]]{{jew}}
#Eddie Griffin
#Cher
#Scarlett Johansson
#Raven-Symoné
#Barry Diller
#[[Katie Hopkins]]
#Omari Hardwick
#Bryan Cranston
#Katy Perry
#[[Joy Villa]] lied about supporting Trump for [[Scientology]]
#Madonna
#Chris Evans
#[[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]]
#[[Tara Strong]]{{jew}}
#[[Anita Sarkeesian]] wants more [[Patreon|victim]] bucks because of her feelings
#[[Brianna Wu]] blames [[GamerGate]] and wants to run for Congress in 2018
#Firecrotch
#Megyn Kelly
#Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22

===Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat meme===
In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'.
Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat.
By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn't an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap!!
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==[[2016 Presidential Election]]==
{{Spoilers|Donnie just won [[The game]], because of all the [[white|WHITE]] REDNECKS in flyover states that HATE AMERICA}}
{{achtung|'''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Muslims|KEBABS]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN]] [[Feminists|FEMINISTS]]. [[Ban|DEPORT]] [[Spics|ILLEGALS]].''' ''' [[Warhammer|THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL!]]'''}}
 
[[File:Trump ringside fist salute.gif|center]]
 
[[File:Warrior trump 345.jpg|center|450px]]
[[File:General patton is donald trump.jpg|right|thumb|All-American heroes]]
[[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.]]
[[File:Donald_Trump_RAPE.png|right|thumb|Self Explanatory.]]
[[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]
[[File:America's new frontier trump wall.jpg|thumb|left|Sorry but we have cool shit back here.]]
[[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what [[Liberalism|liberals]] actually believe.]]
{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump — a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.

That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical lolbertarian who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."}}

{{quote|Sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.|[[Chris-chan]] [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting! stumps the Trump]. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.)}}

After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG. 
[[File:Bill and hillary clinton are gracious in defeat.jpg|center|500px]] 
{{clear}}

=== Rick Wilson ===

[[File:RickWilson.jpg|right|thumb|250px|What goes around...]]

Within the frigid depths of January, [[2016]], Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a [[old media|television interview]], Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as "childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything." Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of [[CIA|blowback]].

Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing [https://web.archive.org/web/20170125082843/http://rachelvaltrexacote.kinja.com/when-a-gop-pundit-attacked-trolls-responded-what-they-1754204712 blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction]. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the [[hypocrisy]] of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.

Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson's name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.
 
 
{{main|GoldenShowerGate}}
 

===Grab Them By The Bush===
[[File:Ave trumpus maximus.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Trumpus [[Hugh Mungus|Maximus]]]]
It wouldn't be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.

In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He [[Fuck her right in the pussy|flirts with the laydees.]]

The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as [[GAME OVER YEAH|'game over']] for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.

What they missed was that {{archive|eT2XI|the source}} for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now [[Obvious|for some reason]]) is the nephew of [[George Herbert Walker Bush|George HW Bush]] and therefore [[Jeb Bush]]'s cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump's inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish [[I see what you did there|a water-tight alibi.]]

===Almost rapist===
Weeks before [[2016_Presidential_Election|election day]], multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of [[almost raped|almost rape]], over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a [[Christian Grey|sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit]] keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn't buy [[Fifty Shades of Grey]], the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What [[wimmins|woman]] would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that's just tabloid garbage, like [[Bill Clinton]] supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or [[Hillary Clinton]] flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. [[Amirite]]? The White House has standards people! You can't just put [[Democrat|some guy]] into the White House who's going to [[JFK|fuck Marilyn Monroe]] or [[Bill Clinton|get]] a [[fellatio|BJ]] in the Oval Office from a [[Monica Lewinsky|Jewish intern]] and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!

==2025 Second Term==

He beat that [[retarded]] [[camwhore]] [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] and will bring [[total nigger death]] and bring big titty [[goth]] girlfriends for every Aryan motherfucker on the planet.

==Achievements Unlocked==
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Make America Great Again!"|150G - Win the presidential election of the United States of America.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "YOUR Body, MY Choice!"|20G - Grab a woman by the [[Pussy|pussay]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Problem, Liberal?"|50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Too Lulzy For You?"|40G - Defeat the mainstream media on all fronts.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "They're Eating The Dogs!"|10G - Announce to ban the Muslims.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "STANDO POWER-!!!"|50G - Survive a headshot.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "It's Too Much Winning!"|300G - Win the Presidency of the United States - again.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "And We'll Do it Again"|100G - Bomb Iran with the help of [[Israel|Bibi]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 

=== Executive Order Meme ===

Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the {{Youtube|9HKBPwuFCyQ|video}}:

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===Post-Donald chimpouts===
[[File:J20 naked fat fuck.jpg|thumb|200px|Tuck Frump!]]
[[File:CR8hHrlWoAAJ-mO.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical liberal hate art.]]
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|<youtube>nKMSWAGTU0E</youtube> <center>'''Brought to you by [[Happy Merchant|George Soros]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>UVE0JekVvt0</youtube> <center>'''How to beat a Trump supporter in an argument,works every time'''</center> 
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=== Skills and XP points===
[[Image:Trumphair.jpg|left|thumb|150px||Sif's hair toupée.]]
*President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money like a Chinaman.
*President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23.
*Pissing off [[Liberal|libcucks]] and [[niggers]] by cutting their [[Holocaust|6 million]] [[Welfare|welfare programs]] and federal funding for studies of [[lesbian]] polar bears, all in order to [[pwn]] [[Muslim|Mudslimes]].
*Extra Points against [[Mexicans|Barbarians]]
*Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)
*[[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.
*President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.
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=== Known super powers===
* Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.

==Gallery of Greatness Again==
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===Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again===
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File:Trump becomes god face appears in clouds.png|Hosanna in excelsis!
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File:Election Night 2016.jpg|How to get rid of a hack
File:MevlutTrumpVSHillary.jpg|A hero rises for the people
Image:Trump_is_Jesus.jpg|People will literally die for Trump.
Image:Shitty_antiTrump_Meme.jpg|The inability to make good memes is why the leftists lost in 2016.
Image:Dtrumpmolest.jpg|Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove.
File:TrumpExploitable.png|[[Oh Exploitable!|Exploitable]] Trump.
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===Trumphammer 40,000===
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===Anon's Trump vs Hillary Comic===
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===MAGA Anime Girls===
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<center><big>For more images go to [[The Donald/images|The images section]]</big></center>

==In a nutshell==
 
 
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|<youtube>ZbM6WbUw7Bs</youtube> <center>'''Big In Japan'''</center> 
|<youtube>gUlF1naMr3Y</youtube> <center>'''MAGAMIX'''</center> 
|<youtube>4tXv_PJPycA</youtube> <center>'''Notice me, Trump [[Senpai]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>1WUVP6l9Das</youtube> <center>'''Trump's Lovemaking Theme.'''</center> 
|<youtube>IyPkshnIiyc</youtube> <center>'''Going for [[Orgasm|multiples]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>Ej8YpsIo4_g</youtube> <center>'''Russian edition'''</center> 
|<youtube>kvB4rBI4MtA</youtube> <center>'''Trump supporter telling it like it is!'''</center> 
|<youtube>ZC7aYLBqevc</youtube> <center>'''Trumphammer 40k'''</center> 
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|<youtube>BeNEq0TWGdk</youtube> <center>'''Trump haters in a nutshell'''</center> 
|<youtube>7DRL6ocEK-M</youtube> <center>'''Trump Foreign Policy'''</center> 
|<youtube>yZNtYmdZ-4c</youtube> <center>'''Never come down'''</center> 
|<youtube>l4wY3C88oC0</youtube> <center>'''The Trump Rap'''</center> }}|border=white|background=white}}
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==Things The Donald LOVES==
[[File:Melania_trump_im_with_her_graffiti_by_lushsux.jpg|thumb|right|First Lady of the United States. Also a [[Brony|Pegasister]]]]
[[File:The wicked wall comic panels.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Liberal Spider-cuck versus the Donald. Stay tuned!]]
*[[Jim Traficant]] He was the original Trump that opened the door
* '''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBAB]]'''
*[[Win|Winning]]
*[[Pussy]]
*Grabbing pussy
*[[Winner|You]]
*Your Mom
*His [[autist]]ic son [[Barron Trump]]
*Wounded soldiers
*China
*Wrong Wrong Wrong
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
*Success
*More success
*The opposite of immigrants
*Pepe
*Anime
*Memes
*[[Dindus]], he loves their fried chicken
*[[Mexico]], he loves the Mexican "culture"
*[[Trumpwave]]

== Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott ==
[[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Just another day on President Trump's Twitter account.]]
* '''[[Islam|Döner Kebab]]'''
* Oreo cookies
* <s>Carrier Air Conditioners</s>
* Pfizer Pharmaceuticals
* Starbucks
* [[Apple]]
* Mexican Drugs
* Chinese Products(except His hats)
* Taco Bell's Tex-Mex menu
* Pinatas
* The Democratic Party
* Sombreros

==His supporters==
[[file:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|500px|Melania Trump (aka the First Lady) in an old Max pictorial.[[Fap]] [[Fap]] [[Fap]]]]
* Basket of deplorables (I hear they're all in the [[KKK]], much like the KKK's first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)
* David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.
* Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors
* Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke
* U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
* [[Riley34470]]
* [[Pepe|Frog]] lovers
* [[Pol|/pol/]]
* [[The South]]
* Some generals or some shit
* Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks
* <s>Kirstie Alley</s>
* Chachi/Charles in Charge
* [[Peter Thiel]], who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result
* That fag [[Milo]]
* The [[Alt-right]]
* Ted Nugent
* [[NotMySuperbowlChamps|Tom Brady]]
* Former Yankee Paul O'Neill
* Former college basketball coach Bob Knight
* Baseball player Johnny Damon
* Mike Ditka
* Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis
* [[Mike Tyson]]
* Dennis Rodman
* [[Hulk Hogan]]
* Dana White
* [[Kid Rock]]
* [[Angelina Jolie]]'s dad Jon Voight
* [[Duck Dynasty]] star Willie Robertson
* People who hate women
* Omarosa Manigault
* Teresa Giudice
* Azealia Banks
* [[Tila Tequila]]
* Loretta Lynn
* [[Gary Busey]]
* Stephen Baldwin
* Aaron Carter
* Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek
* Wayne Newton
* [[Jesse James]]
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* Mike Cernovich
* [[Stefan Molyneux]]
* [[Obama|Obama's]] brother [[Malik Obama]]
* [[Dilbert]] creator Scott Adams
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]
* [[Sargon of Akkad]]
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* [[Satan|Mormon Jesus]]
* All sane individuals
* Kanye West
* Steven Crowder
* Gavin McInnes
* Jeffrey Lorde
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Breitbart]].com
* [[Styxhexenhammer666]]
* Bill Belichik
* InfoWars
* Lack of Evidence
* Alternative Facts
* Kellyanne Conway
* Asra Nomani
* Jesse Ventura
* Hulk Hogan
* Israeli Zionists
* Conspiracy Theorists
* Nazis
* Richard Spencer
* White Supremacy
* James Comey
* Sean Hannity
* Bill O'Reilly
* Jesse Watters
* Bill Elliot
* Chase Elliot
* Nawaz Sharif
* Modi
* The Blacks
*Cubans
* [[You]] (Because you think he can [[Hentai|MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN]])

==President Trump's new best friends==
[[File:TrumpHorse.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Trio.]]
* <s>[[Steve Bannon|Bannon, Steve]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Nigel Farage|Farage, Nigel]]
* [[Alex Jones|Jones, Alex]]
* <s>[[Theresa May|May, Theresa]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Putin|Rasputin, Wladimir]]... if you're a snowflake

== See also ==
[[File:Jessica valenti bawwws over trump election.png|380px|thumb|right|[[Jessica Valenti|An airhead columnist]] who let her child live in feminist fantasy-land, and now has [[Shit that will never happen|some explaining to do.]] Such as why [[Irony|most women voted for Trump.]]]]

* [[Donald Drumpf|Trump article by shitlib faggots]]
* [[The Mueller Report]] - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world
* [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]
* [[Mike Pence]] - running mate and VP
* [[Barron Trump]] - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Post Trump Stress Disorder]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Emperor]]
* [[Business]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Blaming China]]
* [[Correct the Record]]
* [[Otto Warmbier]] Obama's inaction killed him
* [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]: Better Known as '''''Ree Tardy Oswald''''' for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating [[The Donald]]
* [[Fired]]
* [[God]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[He Will Not Divide Us]] - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU
* [[JD Vance]]
* [[Jim Traficant]] Before there was Trump there was Big Jim
* [[Jews]]
* [[Roseanne Barr]] The Donald is a fan
* [[Rosie]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
* [[Trump Tower Climber]]
* [[Back to the Future]] - this is the alternative time line [[FUCK YEAH]]!
* [[Thomas Dimassimo]]
* [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck]]
* [[Candice the Cuckslayer]]
* [[Khizr Khan]], token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn't die, prevents wife from talking

== External links ==
* [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/putative Putative (Adj) ]
* [http://blog.dilbert.com/post/126589300371/clown-genius Trump the Master Persuader Wizard]
* <s>[http://stumptrump2016.com/ Now you too can stump the trump]</s> lol
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol
* [https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-demand-a-nuclear-annihilation-of-the-ukraine-6ecbce68-adb6-47c8-aee1-7875e3eab135?recruiter=549171149&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink| Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again]
* [http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Mountain-View-teacher-suspended-for-comparing-10610974.php The 'perfect storm'?] - [[Holohoax|Holocaust]] [[Jew|scholar]] teaches kids that [[Godwin's Law|Trump is like Hitler,]] school suspends him as a threat to their [[Safe Space|'safe space]]' (citing [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|traumatised chidren)]] and it sparks an [[Internet petition|internet petition.]]
* {{kym|memes/people/donald-trump Donald Trump}} - [[Know Your Meme]] is making cancer great again.

 

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* Ban myself. TOP PRIORITY!! - <s>'''NEVER DONE'''</s> - '''DONE EVERY DAY!'''
* Add to the [[I'm so random]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Write [[Dave Cheung]] article. - '''DONE'''
::*Get a copy of the deleted [[Dave Cheung]] reviews. - '''DONE'''
:::*Censored pics for [[Dave Cheung]].
* Make [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Template:Sonic Sonic template]. - '''DONE'''
::*Sonicfags. - (Not sure what to write)
:::<s>*Sonic Recolor. - (Not sure what to write)</s> - There is already and article for [[recolor]].
* Translate [[טום פרסטון|Tom Preston]] article into Hebrew. - '''DONE'''
:* Add info about water incident. - '''DONE'''
::* Add info about ragequit. - '''DONE'''
* Add more [[Tyciol]] accounts. - '''DONE'''
* Connect all [[Oldnataliedee]] articles into one. - '''DONE'''
* Massive spam of [[webcomic]] related links. - '''DONE'''
* [[Christian Humber Reloaded]]. - '''DONE'''
::*Add pictures to [[Christian Humber Reloaded]]. - '''DONE'''
:::*Make template for [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Template:Christian_Humber_Reloaded Christian Humber Reloaded]. - '''DONE'''
* Work on [[snafu]] and add William Greggory. - '''DONE'''
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* [[DrMusic]] template. - (Probably not)
* Add [[The Crosby Brothers]] either to "[[Sore Thumbs]]" or "[[Comic Genesis]]". - '''DONE'''
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* [[LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT HOME]]. - (Zaiger will probably never finish this) - '''DONE'''
* [[TGT]]. - '''DONE''' (mostly by meeeee)
::*tgt chapter 10. - '''DONE'''
:::*Tails Gets Trolled is now my update personal project. - '''ONGOING COVERAGE'''
* FailTroll. - (Not sure what to write)
* [[GOTTA GO FAST]] = '''BEST ARTICLE ON ED EVAR!!!! - DONE'''
* Bad Webcomic Wiki. - (Not until I quit it, get banned, or it gets shut down) - <strike>'''GOT SHUT DOWN!!!''' R.I.P Bad Webcomic Wiki. I will document your glory later</strike> Nope, we are back in business.
* My Anime List. - (Not sure if worth making)
* AMV Hell. - (Not sure if worth making)
* Red Versus Blue. - (no drama here, probably won't make article)
* Make Gary Busey gallery. - '''DONE'''
* [[Luelinks]] info. - '''DONE'''
* Help lulzbomb with <s>Jessica Lynn Evert</s>. - '''DONE'''
* Add to [[israblog]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Expand [[Re-Reg]]. - (I did what I could... there wasn't really much to write about.) - '''DONE'''
* Half asses [[The Clown Prince Rises]] article - '''DONE'''
* [[EDF]]+[[EDF2]] [[Template:Edforumseries|template]]. - '''DONE'''
:* Convert [[EDF2]] user list into wall of shame. - '''DONE'''
* <strike>Rewrite</strike> fix up [[MST]]. - '''DONE'''
* Write/rewrite [[Hayakain]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Write or work on [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]]. - '''DONE'''
* Work on [[Some Guy]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Work on [[Online relationship]] article.
* Fix up [[Suirenoki]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Add [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Template:comic Comic Books template] to related articles. - '''DONE'''
* Write article about (how much I hate) nature.
* Write article "My dad works for the FBI".
* Finish [[DGTrixie]]. - '''DONE'''
* Write article for the [[Krokodil]] drug. - '''DONE'''
* Work on [[Translation]] and make a section for Google Translate and FanSubs... Maybe articles for both.
* <strike>Expand [[Fedora]]</strike> - Someone beat me to it. - '''DONE'''
* Complete [[Onideus]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Half ass a [[NaokoElric2250]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Article for [[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School]]. - '''DONE'''
:* Mini series template for [[Template:lulzgames|lulz games]]. - '''DONE'''
* MASSIVE update spam on [[Newgrounds]].
* Half ass a [[LOLDoge]] article. - '''DONE'''
* Improve [[Flaglerchat]]. - '''DONE'''
* [[Theamazingatheist/nav|Theamazingatheist sup-page navigation template]] - '''DONE'''
* Be a fucking jew - '''DONE'''
* Suck massive a amount of cock - '''DONE'''
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==Articles I Should Find Excesses To Pipe To==

* [[You amuse me]]
* [[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this]]
* [[Reliable sources]]
* [[Check your facts]]

 
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[[Category:Trigger Warning]]

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T21:12:38Z

PooF9: moved for readability

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::I thought it wasnt a conspiracy theory and that it was actually true? I remember seeing a twitter post saying that aleka groomed her into commiting suicide? She also gave her a twitter account to stream her an hero [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:21, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::::Oh yeah, aleka probably also told her to drink dat vodka, bc we all know you cant think str8 if ur drunk tahts some thing i came up with (but its probbaly true) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:28, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::::::More linx and info and such would be nice bc I haven't been looking into this since it happened. I imagine it's probably tru, though I'm unaware if any new info came out since then. If there's more too all this, it might be better off as its own page rather than a section. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:08, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::::O ya good point --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:56, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

Doki Doki Literature Club!

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PooF9:

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{{spoilers|sayori is suicidal, yuri is a masochist, natsuki gets beaten by her dad and monika is literally jesus}}
{{spoilers|[[Ben Walmsley|multiple]] [[Rok Jakopović Potz|edgy]] [[Desmond Holly|kids]] killed themselves over this shit game}}
{{spoilers|This “game” just got a remake for modern consolez}}
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[[File:Dan_Bawww.png|thumb|right|Dan Salvato thinks trap jokes are very offensive]]
[[File:Dan_Bawww2.png|thumb|left|It's ironic considering he makes suicide and sexual jokes in his game]]

[[File:DDLC- Not Even Once.jpg|thumb|''DDLC'': Not even once]]
'''''Doki Doki Literature Club!''''' (Alternative titles: Most Overrated Game of 2017, Not A Game: The Game, and "I'm Not Scared, You Are!") is a brand new [[no|amazing]] <s>[[visual novel]]</s> [[dating sim]] created by [[Weeaboo|Dan Salvato]] that [[fail|attempts]] to lure unsuspecting [[faggots|gamers]] into playing a [[cute]] anime visual novel, but [[it's a trap|surprising them with]] [[lulz|suicide]] and "[[creepypasta|horror]]." Typical edgelord bait-and-switch writing.

[[Gone Home|Although it is frequently called a "game," it is not a fucking game]]. The majority of the [[waste|time spent "playing" ''DDLC'']] is either used clicking "next" or skipping if you want to get through its ''[[Uncyclopedia|Encyclopædia Britannica]]'' worth of dialogue, and if you think that should be considered as playing a game, you should play the game of reading an actual fucking book. Even after all of that, the rest of the garbage is clicking [[random]] words to complete a poem because, just in case you forgot, you are playing a fag in a literature club. Between this and watching paint dry, it's better to just [[Amanda Todd|drink bleach]].

==Plot==
[[File:DokiSouls.jpg|200px|thumb|Plot summary]]
Like all [[Shit|visual novels]]. There is no plot.

''DDLC'' focuses on the [[You|protagonist]] going to a school and getting indoctrinated by the communists in the classroom nobody uses. Like every single other visual novel, you play as a guy who, in the real world, [[Loser|would have killed himself yesterday]], but because this is not real, you get a harem of girls after your nano-sized cock.

Here is an easy to learn guide in case you have terminal cancer and wondering how to spend the last six hours of your life as uneventfully as humanly possible.

1.) Pick anyone:
:*Sayori and Yuri become [[an hero]], Natsuki gets deleted off-screen, Monika finally reveals that she's been amplifying their issues to make them less appealing to you and have your micropenis all to herself. If you delete her character file instead, she restores everybody and becomes [[an hero]] herself. Sayori then becomes the [[President]] and tries to have your micropenis all to herself forever and ever, only for Monika to [[cock block]] her and literally [[delete fucking everything]] this time.

2.) Pick Monika:
:*You can't, unless you installed a mod or something. Yeah, [[You|some virgins who consider these girls as their waifus]] actually spent time to create different mods of this game.

It is also straight up pointless to get to the ending after wading through the shit because if you were stupid enough to think you could at least fuck their dead bodies at the end (even though you spend a whole weekend with Yuri's body and watch her decompose yet given no sex scene), you are in for a revelation for just how much time you have wasted.

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=="Characters"==
What characters?

Because Salvato is a creativity-deprived hack, he only created four pieces of cardboard cut-outs for this "game." They are all uninteresting cardboard cut-outs ripped straight off from other pieces of media, and those that aren't are cliche anime tropes that have been [[your mom|done to death]] several times over. Similar to other garbage like [[FNAF|other]] [[Undertale|games]] of the same popularity, [[Some argue|fans of ''DDLC'' will say]] all the characters in this game are deep and thoughtful, but people who are not insane and have some semblance of any kind of basic human reasoning abilities can clearly see through this cheap cop-out.

===[[God|Monika]]===
Very generic and basic "[[Mary sue|perfect girl]]" that in the end is revealed to be a [[Bot|sentient AI]] who [[JEWS DID WTC|is responsible for every single thing that has gone wrong with the game]]. She justifies her [[Hax|destroying the game]] all for a single motive: to [[Raep|fuck]] you. Not the protagonist, no, [[you]], the [[guro]]-obsessed [[weeaboo]] playing this garbage. She's capable of breaking more 4th walls than [[Deadpool]], [[Undertale]] and [[Rick and Morty]] combined.

===[[Tsundere|Natsuki]]===
[[File:Natsuki.jpg|thumb|right|Feed me, daddy]]
Unfathomably annoying, [[loli]], and also the victim of [[child abuse]]. Is also an obvious [[trap]] ([[Shit nobody cares about|she's strong enough for her size to carry a whole bag of ingredients by herself]]). She is the only character to die that doesn't become [[an hero]], instead being deleted. A decidedly un-lulzy way to die. Remember, you can just delete her (and Yuri) at the start of the game and nothing would change.

===[[An hero|Sayori]]===
The generic character trope of "I'm happy with no cares in the world!" that turns out actually being very depressed their entire life. Later revealed to have been caused by Monika, but that still doesn't excuse this generic piece of shit. Somehow more annoying than Natsuki. First to become an hero, and also does so regardless of choice, further enforcing how much this "game" isn't a game. Her suicide is the first of many "spooky-ookies," a good name for this game's half-assed attempts to jump scare you.

===[[Edgy|Yuri]]===
[[BDSM|Masochistic]] [[emo]] [[whore]] who has a fetish for knives and cutting. Most popular among [[guro]]fags and [[12-year-old boys]] because of her big [[tits]] which conveniently mask her complete lack of character or any type of personality besides being [[asking for it|eye candy]] for the [[weeb]]s that play the game. Becomes obsessed with [[you]] later in the "game," leading to many [[lulzy]] attempts to spook you with her [[unrealistic expectations|unrealistic]] obsession over your [[weeaboo]] tumor of a fucking face. [[Sick fuck|Also sends you letters contaminated with her blood, urine, feces and bodily fluids]]. Her knives are made in [[China]], by the way. That explains why it took three stabs to get rid of her for good.

===[[You|Protagonist]]===
Generic faceless blank slate for the player to project on, or that would be the case if the protagonist wasn't their own character that you get to watch and sometimes influence the decisions of. A [[you|weeaboo]], and somehow [[unrealistic expectations|has everyone wanting to suck his micro penis]]. He seems to try to help everyone while remaining oblivious to anything happening unless it's stated in front of him. Probably has a bigger dick than [[chode|yours]]. [[unrealistic expectations|Somehow]] has [[unrealistic expectations|everyone]] wanting [[unrealistic expectations|his]] goddamned [[unrealistic expectations|cock]]. <big>[[Unrealistic Expectations]].</big>

==Scares==
This "game's" idea of horror is its "[[Slenderman|unsettling]]" atmosphere (static overlay, a heartbeat, maybe some backwards music, i.e., the general shitty atmosphere of terrible horror games), [[FNAF|jump scares]] with spooky faces and [[funny|"scary"]] corrupted imagery, and also just random shit like [[communist|red]] vision, character's [[guro|eyes popping out of their sockets]] or they having photo realistic eyes and mouth in a hilarious display of absurd horror, not unlike ''Goosebumps'', which is far scarier and hilarious than this insult to [[FNAF|ANY]] [[Sad Satan|other]] horror game, good or [[Gynophobia|bad]].

==Project Autism? (Libitina)==
According to several edgy Reddit and YouTube users [[last Thursday]], the entire purpose of this pile of shit is but a bait for the upcoming game coming from Team Salvato's anus. To find out the game's secrets, [[Losers|people]] such as Mithost and Warchamp7 used their autism magic. Turns out the character file for each of the four characters DOES have secrets, which include:

* A [[atheism|scientific]] report that disproves the existence of [[God]] due to how horribly formatted it is.
* One crappy image that requires Photoshop to turn it into a [[White Devils|white girl]].
* Another crappy image which turns out to be a dumb teaser written by Monika for the new game.
* A crappy edgy poem written by Yuri saying something about having the [[Goatse|third eye opened somewhere on her body]].

It's truly amazing how Team Salvato made these people wasted their life to do something this pointless.

==(Over)reactions to ''DDLC''==
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==Gallery==
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File:Natsunatsuki.jpg
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File:DDLC-Honeypop.jpg|What the fans wish it was
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File:NovaMonika nearly committed an hero over a DDLC mod.png|The Amor Fati mod nearly drove someone to committing [[an hero]]... download the mod [https://archive.org/details/doki-doki-amor-fati here]!
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==Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[ProJared]] - Who actually ranked this shit above games such as ''Super Mario Odyssey'' and ''Sonic Mania'' in his 'best games of 2017' video because he is a smug faggot who thinks his opinion are special.
*''[[Yandere Simulator]]'' - This but with actual gameplay, even if it is not finished, and is just a honeypot scam for shekels for a [[Jew]].
*''[[Class of '09]]''
*[[Ben Walmsley]], [[Rok Jakopović Potz]], [[Desmond Holly]] - Average DDLC fags.
*[[Creepypasta]]

==External Links==
*{{kym|memes/subcultures/doki-doki-literature-club|''DDLC'' on KYM}}
*{{steamgame|698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/|Game on Steam}}
**{{steamgame|1388880/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club_Plus/|2021 remake on Steam}}
*{{Itchiogame|teamsalvato|ddlc|Game on Itch.io}}
*{{twitter|dansalvato|Dan Salvato's Twitter}}
*{{twitter|lilmonix3|Monika's Twitter}}
*{{reddit|DDLC|''DDLC'' Subreddit}}

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User talk:Mercifulfag

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PooF9:

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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'''''''''FUCK YOU'''''''''

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ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

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== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

[[File:Middle-finger-vector-597880.jpg|200px|center]]

'''''''''FUCK YOU'''''''''

FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning on doing anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Ye, i was going to use it on a subsection on [[Alyssa Bustamante]] about her retarded fans [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:26, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::I remember someone saying (I think it was [[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Psychotic]]) there should be a [[loserinfo]] for [[an heroes]]. If there ever was one, I think Nainai should go in there. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:29, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::sounds cool [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:41, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:::OMG [[Talk:Aaron_Bushnell|I totally forgot about this]]! Yea [[Gleb]] already has his own page now and I remember some EDiot was wanting to make a Page on Katie Davis but never did. Idrk who else could go on loser heroes tho.
:::Btw I have TONS of stuff from that Nainai girl. On the surface, she's pretty much [[Rorochan]], but there's this crazy {{archive|2025.10.25-064308/https://x.com/makingsnuff/status/1981584420189659452|conspiracy}} {{archive|2025.10.25-064316/https://x.com/quietr4ge/status/1981622606437781783|theory}} that her online "friend" Aleka actually pushed her to become an hero. Aleka posted her suicide stream to {{Ghostarchive|0jACv|Twitter}} and I highly suspect she was also the one who posted it to {{archive|2025.10.21-142518/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/401632/chinese-emo-tcc-girl-kill-herself|WPD}} and {{archive|2025.10.25-055318/https://goregrish.com/threads/my-tiktok-mutual-killed-herself.165716/|Goregrish}} as well. Also one of Nainai's last tiktok vids was titled "Alekaofshtwt" (Aleka's twitter handle). Not sure what she says in it tho because it's in moonspeak. Anyways, I could certainly help add some stuff, my fag. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 17:33, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

::A lot of recent [[Golden iPod]] nominees don't have any mention on here besides that page. They could be put in the loser heroes if it were made. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:47, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Superchungus

2026-05-17T17:38:52Z

PooF9:

{{MIA}}

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:43, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

==Well,==

I WOULD have given you the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] Label, but you lack a user page, so I cant. Anyway, you share 1st place with SOX. {{Unsigned|LordGrimThInvincible}}

:You can just do it at the top of a talk page. Don't worry, I did it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 17:38, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

Template:Pedophile

2026-05-17T16:41:39Z

PooF9:

<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]</div>
<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png|50px]]</div><noinclude>
A template version of the floating [[Pedobear]] and [[Chris Hansen|Hansen]] pics seen on many pedo's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Pages. Useless, but makes it easier to include this when making a ED page.</noinclude>

Blue Archive

2026-05-17T16:40:49Z

PooF9:

{{pedophile}}
{{Crapstub}}
The Blue Archive is a game created by [[Gook]] of the [[Good Korea|South korean]] game company Nexon, which seeks money from [[Weebs]] and [[Pedophiles]].

== Gameplay ==

The player becomes "[[Teacher|Sensei]]" of Kivotos and must command female students who are effectively soldiers.

== See also ==

* [[Korea]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[Anime]]
* [[Hentai]]
* [[Maplestory]]
* [[Mabinogi]]
* [[Genshin Impact]]
* [[Lolicon]]
* [[Pedophiles]]
* [[Weeb]]

{{Portals|anime|gaming}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
{{Japan}}
{{Pedoseries}}

Chromebook Challenge

2026-05-17T16:38:07Z

PooF9: this article is too old for GNA status still. i havent removed it though

[[File:Setting Chromebook on fire.jpeg|thumb|right|250px]]

Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for [[Porn]], how to learn to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]], or just going outside and using your [[loli]] friend to catfish a sick fucker who was trying to look up her skirt in exchange for beers, now we have [[Retarded]], gullible children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination and hope to become the king of the internet. Thus a new TikTok challenge called the
'''Chromebook Challenge''' has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks to make them burst into flames.

This is the latest challenge on TikTok that has grabbed the [[Stupid|idiots]] that populate the [[Earth]]'s attention such as the [[The Choking Game|choking]] challenge that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunately to the gene pool, died.

This recent challenge also has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|well behaved]] child should attempt this challenge that they can expect their [[Satan|little angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision.

== Previous TikTok Challenges ==

[[File:Letter home to parents.jpg|center|4₩0px]]

As said earlier these insepid challenges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the [[Army|Military]] if they can stay out of trouble, not get a felony and pass an easy ass entrance exam.

Previous challenges have included: [[The Choking Game|The Choking Challenge]] that was aimed at [[Chris Chan|Special Ed]] students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves with cords or belts on live video until they passed out or died. the [[Black|Blackout]] challenge that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a [[Money|Penny]] between the prongs to shortout the circuits of their house or, better yet, a building they were in the Devious Lick challenge (steal shit! Anything goes. Keyboards, soap dispensers, computers, fire extinguishers...), and our favorite: The [[Car|Kia]] challenge. Instructions were put up on [[TikTok]] on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the [[Retards]] that were raised on the [[Interwebs]], they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like [[YTMND]]. And last, but not least, there was the [[Blue Whale Challenge]] where [[Goth|Angsty Teens]] would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ [[Suicide]]

== The Goal Of The Challenge ==

[[File:Trashed Chromebook.jpg|right|250px]]

The goal is to get the challenged and friendless [[School|student]] to either get their [[Computer|chromebook]] to smoke or catch on fire.

Like the TikTok challenges of the [[Time|past]], the creators most likely have more insidious plans and only came up with it for the [[Lulz]].

Following the instructions of the challenge will have the student's Chromebook start spewing out noxious gasses that may harm other students lungs as they become irritated from the smoke. They might panic as well, causing yelling, and thus further inhalation. Students have been sent to [[hospital]]s for the inhalation of noxious fumes. Even better (for the kid) this can cause a lot of trouble if the smoke gets to the battery. We're not sure if these students understand what they were told about lithium batteries, but they can burn for up to days at a time and the smoke can be seen from miles away if even a bit of fire gets to it.

The final goal is to waste the time of [[Pyromania|Firemen]] and other first responders because some students may be injured by the emitting smoke and the smoke may set off fire alarms in the school that will have firemen arriving out of duty.

== TikTok's Response ==

[[File:Smoking chromebook.jpg|right|250px]]

As can be expected with social sites like [[Twitter|Twatter]], [[Jewtube]], or [[Instagram]], the second that anything interesting starts getting posted, the sites write an [[AI]] that is designed to instantly erase the content as it is posted. If codewords start getting used, they are added to the AI as they're discovered.

Go on Twitter or Youtube and type in Goth or Emo [[Cutting|Self Cutting]]. At one point, the sites were crawling with it but now you'll be lucky to find it unless you're creative with your word searches.

== Don't Even Try It ==

[[File:Chromebook warning.png|right|250px]]

We know what you're thinking. We're the coolest site on the [[Interwebs]] and if we tell you about something it has to be cool to try and people will think you're awesome and want to be your friend for doing it.

Don't do it [[Asshole]].

Not only can you be [[Gothefuckaway|expelled]] from your poorly funded, inner city school but you can be charged with a Misdemeanor or a Felony depending on the amount of damage that you cause, like this [https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-05-12/long-beach-student-arrested-arson-for-chromebook-challenge Fucktard from Long Beach that was arrested for Arson for doing the challenge], and you'll learn the pleasures of [[Homosexual|Man on Man]] love as your Hypermuscular, [[Nigger|Black]] cellmate, that has been in Juvie for 4 solid years and is waiting to be sent upstate when he turns 18, flips you over on your Juvie supplied, bed bug filled bedmat and starts calling you Linda before telling you how you'll learn to [[Love]] his [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|big, black Cock]] after lights out.

Beside your little stint in the "Pokie", your [[Parents]] are really going to [[Love]] you when they have to pay for all the damage that you cause along with the cost of wasting the time of the first responders. Some schools start their fines at $2,600, this is not including the bill from the city for wasting their time, so you can forget about that [[Car]] if you get out soon enough to learn how to drive.

== Videos ==

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== See Also ==

* [[Attention Whore]]

* [[ADHD]]

* [[Computer]]

* [[Drama-generating techniques]]

* [[Faggot]]

* [[Fire]]

* [[Retard]]s

* [[TikTok]]

* [[Twitter]]

== Articles ==

* [https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/chromebook-challenge-tiktok-carlynton-school-district/ CBS: Don't Participate In TikTok Chromebook Challenge]

* [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tiktok-prank-chromebook-challenge-rcna205784 NBC: TikTok prank 'Chromebook Challenge' prompts warnings from schools after laptops are intentionally set on fire]

* [https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/viral-tiktok-chromebook-challenge-osseo-warning-parents/ CBS: Viral TikTok "Chromebook challenge" can cause serious damage, Osseo school district warns parents]

* [https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/milwaukee-area-school-districts-sound-alarm-as-dangerous-chromebook-challenge-spreads TMJ4: News Milwaukee-area school districts sound alarm as dangerous 'Chromebook Challenge' spreads]

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[[Image:Republican-Logo.jpg|thumb|That's right, [[NO NIGGERS]]!]]
[[Image:Not_GOP_Fascism.jpg|thumb|GOP's true colors.]]
[[File:Free-market Republican.png|thumb|Accurate description of the average Rethuglitard.]]
[[Image:Glenbecksealrepublicanha.jpg|thumb|BAWWWW wit the Beck ba bang ba bang crazy crazy crazy shot the commie w00t w00t dropped Obamey]]
[[Image:Giantlemonparty.jpg|thumb|The last GOP general meeting.]]
[[Image:Republichats.jpg|thumb|Typical heated Republican response Facebook.]]

[[Image:RepublicanParty.jpg|thumb|The ultimate dream.]]
[[Image:GeorgeDubya.jpg|thumb|Former Pope of the Republican Party.]]
[[Image:Dumbfuckistan.jpg|thumb|100% of Republicans either come from or reside in Dumbfuckistan.]]
[[Image:Republican whack.gif|thumb|GET BACK, REPUBLICAN!!!]]
[[Image:Gnu-america.png|thumb|Since 04', some Republicans have died, others have moved to Drillbabystan! President [[Obama]] currently plans on making these areas his new nuclear test range.]]
'''Republicans''', also known as God's buzz kills are the [[truth|true]] [[Americans]], doing [[god|God's]] work on [[earth]] by following the [[orly?|one true word of God]], the [[Bible]], on a holy crusade against the [[satan|Satanic]] [[communist]] [[Homosexual|doctrines]] of the [[Patriot Act|constitution.]] Republicans are perhaps most famous for inventing [[butthurt]] and worshiping [[Ronald Reagan]]'s small penis.

Nearly all Republicans are [[homosexuals]] who bitch about other people being homosexuals. They also like the name GOP or [[Gay]] [[Old]] [[Pedophile]]. The words "irony" and "humor" cannot be found in their vocabulary.

The Republican Party was founded by Abraham Lincoln over 100 years ago, as he lay on the floor of a legal office in Springfield, Illinois, eavesdropping on the court proceedings going on below. This strategy continued to play a major role in Republican Party intelligence gathering until the fall of Richard [[Nixon]] in 1974. After the party realized that being sane and rational wasn't the way to win elections they began to suck the dicks of every Christfag they could find until their retarded homo God Ronald Reagan delivered them all from evil. Today they are best known for being the chosen party of child molesters, closet queens, [[the man]], NASCAR fans, [[OWS|the one percent]], and those creepy fucks from "Deliverance."

If you are looking to thank someone for leading the way on such financial disasters as the [[war on drugs]] and the [[irony|war on terror]], look no further than the Republican party. Their messiah, [[Ronald Reagan]] and his disciples [[George Bush]], [[Dick Cheney]] and others, fight for the common man by lowering taxes, primarily for the [[rich and beautiful|aristocratic]] gods of [[capitalism]], who, with proper sacrifice on the part of the people, bless us with [[jobs]] at [[Wal-Mart]], where we may sell [[Chinese]] goods like [[bombs|fireworks]], [[guns]], [[redneck|Nascar]] [[shit|merchandise]], [[FOX News|bibles and flags]].

Republican hobbies include killing [[terrorist|muslim babies]], [[mexicans|laughing at poor people]], praying to JEEZUSS, and sucking Ronald Reagan's dead, rotting, cock. Republicans also like to shoot [[niggers]] and [[faggots]]

Rather than inhabiting the [[awesome|sinful]] coastal cities, Republicans live in middle America, the heartland of consumerism, the home of the American Dream. These areas are often called "[[nobody gives a shit|fly-over]]" regions, and rightfully so; terrorists mainly target the coastal areas which are filled with [[atheists]] and [[gays]]. [[fact|The truth is we are only at war with terrorists because they ''technically'' attacked America]], and like all good real Americans we must [[kill it with fire|defend our borders]], regardless of how much of [[911|a favor]] they were doing us.

Republicans are known to despise [[hippies]], and rightfully so. That is why most of them display [[Jesus|one nailed to a cross]], a constant reminder of how hippies should be dealt with.

[[Image:They live obey.jpg|thumb|right|Republican on the televisions delivering a <s>subliminal</s> message.]]

[[Image:Republicants.jpg|thumb|Batshit bingo.]]

==MySpace Republicans==

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Since MySpace is a place of [[pussies|liberals]], there aren't that many Republicans at all. Therefore, they are the whiners of MySpace. They usually whine about how the liberals whine all the time. They also bitch about how [[lulz|liberals control MySpace and their freedom of speech]].

Then, there is this [[unfunny]] nigger: [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=11641257 Super Slave]. Here, [[Jews did WTC|he blames atheists and agnostics for the increase of violence in the US]]: [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=26585777 TL;DW] [[buzzkill|Attack him]] if you wish, but be careful. He considers his views to be the [[Why do you hate America?|best in the world]]. If you counter his points, he will [[flame war|attack]] you and [[censorship|block]] you on sight!

==List of Gay Republicans==

The Republican party is widely known to contain many of America's closet homosexuals. They also have an organization called GOProud that think that the Republicans like them because of their wordplay name. they are unaware or too fucking [[retarded]] to understand that all other [[gay|straight]] Republicans hate them.

[[Image:Neoconfail.JPG|thumb|Some Republicans even consider themselves pro-raep.]]
*[[Roy Ashburn]] Republican State Senator for the 18th district (Kern/Tulare counties). A hard-line anti-gay voter. Whooping it up with Latin Night at Faces in Sacramento, coming home drunk with a dude. Oh My.
*[[Alan The Panda]] (See video below)
*[[Patrick McHenry]]
*[[Duke Otterland]]
*[[Sema JayHawk]]
*[[America's Third Party]]
*[[Liz Mair]]
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]] -A furry republican.
*[[CigarSkunk]] - (See "Insane Reynard" above)
*[[Norm Coleman]]
*[[Larry Craig|Larry "Wide Stance" Craig]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*Gov. Charlie Crist
*Rep. David Dreier
*Ed Schrock
*Jim McCrery
*Ed Koch
*Shepard Smith (ironically, this faggot promotes the conservative, anti-gay agenda of Faux News)
*Ken Mehlman

===Prostitution, Adultery, and other pastimes===
[[Image:McDonnellLove.jpg|thumb|So when do we [[secks]]?]]
If a Republican politician isn't [[gay]], they're probably [[What he doesn't know can't hurt him|cheating]] on their [[concerned mother|trophy wives]] or [[Mark Foley|soliciting loli]] on the internet, though it's usually [[13-year-old boy|little boys]], making the politician a [[faggot]] anyway.

Real [[Christian]] values alright.

==The Glorious Leader of the Republicunt Party==
<s>All hail the immortal Johnathan "jewfag" Krohn.</s> Lol [http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78068.html| He didn't want his Jew card revoked]
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===Joe Wilson===
[[Joe Wilson]], the [[Conservatism|Republican]] representative from South Carolina who served as an aide for segregationist [[nazi|governor]] [[KKK|Strom Thurmond]], showed his respect, decorum, and maturity when he yelled "YOU LIE!" during President [[Obama]]'s speech to clear up [[Professor Glenn Beck|misconceptions]] about recent healthcare reform plans. Wilson was hailed as a hero by fat conservative child molesters who failed to make the connection that Wilson was also in congress when [[George W. Bush|President Shit For Brains]] told America that [[Saddam Hussein]] knocked down the [[World Trade Center]]. Republicans hate liars. Unless of course the liar is a Republican.
Shortly after, the usual [[BAWWWWW|uproar]] began on the [[internets]] and resulted in the [[assrape]] of Wilson's career as well as [[over 9000|upwards of $250,000]] being donated to replace him with [[Democratic]] congressman [[Oldfag|Rob Miller]] in 2010.

==Kayne West==
Kayne West resident jackass of the congress was outraged that obama would suggest that his healthcare was better than beyonce.
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==Youtube Republicans==
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==Trivia==

[[Image:Republicanfaggotry.jpg|thumb|They divided by zero.]]
[[File:Welfarestates2.gif|thumb| Republicans sure hate welfare.]]
[[File:Not Gay Man.gif|thumb|Right|Typical Republican Minister.]]

*In [[White trash|North Carolina]], it is [http://www.logcabin.org/logcabin/news_051904.html illegal to be both gay and Republican].

*Abraham Lincoln was the Republican who pretended to care about [[black]] people. He claimed the civil war was to help black people, but he actually [[NO NIGGERS|wanted to ship them all back]] to [[Africa]] and [[Brazil|Central America]] for the lulz.

*Republicans hate niggers because dem coons are always feeling entitled. Republicans NEVER feel entitled. Except of course to guns, religion in government, lower taxes, NASCAR coverage on ESPN, shit from China, and child porn. But really, who's keeping score?

*Republicans and [[Hippies]] are natural opposites. Just like cats and dogs, or [[Furries]] and humans.

*Republicans are very good at feeling threatened. If there are 99 Republicans in a room and one Democrat, some fag will still find a way to bitch about "liberal bias."

*Republicans enjoy railing against the "mainstream media" while at the same time bragging that Fox news is the highest rated cable news channel, which of course would make it the very definition of mainstream media. Did we mention the word irony doesn't appear in any Republican's vocabulary?

*Republicans make fun of Democrats and libtards because of their ties to Hollywood celebrities, and yet Republicans are the only ones who actually elect celebrities to office i.e. Ahh-nold, Wonnie Waygun, Sonny Bono, and [[Freddie Thompson]]. They also cream their pants any time a random D-list celebrity comes out as a Republican.

*All [[AOL]] users are Republicans. Typical comments on AOL news stories include the word nigger and commie at least five times. An AOL poll prior to the 2008 presidential election showed that John McCain would win all 50 states. The reason for this is that no one under the age of 70 with a brain would continue to use a shitty service like AOL.

*If you encounter a random douchebag on the street, chances are they are a Republican, especially if they are a Christfag. The GOP actually invented douchebaggery, and continues to perfect the art to this day.

*Contrary to popular belief Republicans and [[Democrats]] are not opposites. The only real difference is, while Republicans are evil, [[Democrats]] are [[owned|spineless]] politically correct [[Douchebag|douchebags]]. In fact, the only reason anyone votes for [[Democrats]] is because the Republicans are so terribly retarded, they can't stomache them winning.

*Republicans are big bullies threatened by [[liberal|mice]].

*The louder a conservative talk show radio host yells, the more right he is! Fuck niggers, hippies, atheists, Jews, Muslims, Teddy Bears, France and Obama!

*The Republicans' new motto is: "God said it, therefore I must follow it!"

*[[basement dweller | Computer savvy]] [[loser | people]] hate Republicans, because they are jealous of all the [[jailbait|hot young ass]] they be gettin'. [[lie|No, no, I'm kidding.]] They hate them because Jew tells them to.

==How to troll a Republican==
[[File:To a T.jpg|thumb|Drawing [[DOING IT WRONG|stupid shit]] like this will not troll anyone but [[Adf-fuensalida|yourself]].]]
*Praise Allah.
*Remind them how Bill Clinton created a national surplus as president while getting blown at the same time.
*Remind them that if they had voted for John Kerry in 2004 instead of [[W]], [[Barack Hussein Obama]] wouldn't be president right now.
*Remind them that for their time, the Founding Fathers, the original Republicans and the Tea Party were freeloading, socialist, left-wing hippies.
*Also remind them that the Founding Fathers were not actually Christian, but Deist, and founded Murica explicitly on the basis of it being a ''secular'' nation. WHICH MEANS NO JESUS.
*Tell them church is for fags.
*Tell them that by world standards, Obama is actually pretty conservative.
*Have any sort of fun (this is the worst thing you can do around a Republican).
*Ask them what the difference is between young libtards worshipping Obama and old GOP fucks worshipping Reagan. Bonus points if the word "nigger" appears in their argument. Wait no, that's too easy.
*Tell them the 1950's really blew ass.
*Tell them red states = commie states.
*Mention any sort of "new fangled" technology.
*Tell them you're pretty sure John Wayne loved the cock.
*Tell them you're going to vote for <strike>Obama in 2012</strike> [[Bernie Sanders]] in [[2016]] because of his charming smile.
*Tell them how much country music fucking blows.
*Tell them NASCAR isn't a sport.
*Remind them that all their witty spins on words (Obambi, Keith Overbite, MSLSD, Democrap, Obongo Bongo) aren't funny and never were.
*Listen to good music.
*Remind them that by voting for Romney over Obama they are actually electing the country's first non-Christian president. Stand back as their head explodes.
*Mention that Ronald Reagan wasn't really all that conservative.
*Say that you aren't sure if you want to perform oral sex on Ronald Reagan.
*Use big words. This makes them almost as mad as gay marriage.
*Abort a baby. Bonus points if you name it first.
*Have an IQ above 49.
*Tell them you're puzzled why they vote for a party that doesn't serve their interests. Bonus points if some bullshit about "Good Christian Values" comes out of their mouths.
*Read a book not written by a talk radio host.
*In a casual conversation, bring up the fact that Jesus was actually a libtard [[hippie]].
*Donate to the poor.
*Tell them you prefer not living in a rural shithole.
*Say that since their last shitty president got two terms, maybe Obama should too. It's only fair.
*Bang a black chick.
*Tell them camping is boring.
*Tell them you love trees.
*Tell them hunting is cruel.
*Say that several men going off in the woods dressed in costumes (hunting) sounds [[Roleplay|suspicious]]
*Hate Obama for any other reason other than being a negro.
*Wear any clothing article without army camouflage or an American flag on it.
*Tell them you aren't going into the army.
*Tell them that Coors Light is the worst beverage ever conceived by mankind.
*Say that your girl wears clothes above her ankles.
*Tell them how great [[Canada]] is.
*Call hiking boots [[ghey]].
*Talk about what an SOB [[W|George W Bush]] was.
*Talk about how the Confederacy lost the Civil War.
*Tell them they should have been aborted.
*Tell them how their church is stupid, and they should follow Allah instead.

== Gallery of Republicunts ==
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Image:Liberaltown fs.jpg|Republicunts fear freedom.
Image:JK.jpg|srly, the best they got.
Image:Darth vader commands you to Vote republican.jpg|A poster used by Ronald Reagan during his 1984 reelection campaign
Image:GOP FUCK THE POOR.jpg|Logo of the Republi[[cunts]]
Image:SL.jpg|Republicans will [[Truth|suck your balls for a vote.]]
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Image:JMC.jpg| [[I Came|He McCame!]]
Image:GB.jpg|OMG!11!1!!THE [[NIGGERS]] ARE COMMING!
Image:Christian fundie retards.jpg|How Republicans view [[America]].
Image:They live obey.jpg|[[Ann Coulter]], dominatrix.
Image:Map.JPG|Road map to Republicanism.
Image:Wonkasplooge.gif|Republicans are [[Pedophile|freindly with children]]
Image:Republican Cocksucker.JPG|Enough said
Image:Sweettransvestite.jpg|Typical republican
Image:MavRick_Republican.jpg|I CUNT SPEEL
Image:Republican legislation.gif|Republican legislation always shits up the economy.
Image:Republican rule34 drawing.jpg|Republican rule34
Image:Republicunt.png|President Trump would make America so much more respected.
Image:Foley shota.jpg|[[Mark Foley|Republicans]] love dem boiz
Image:Abortion - Republican Logic Fail.jpg
Image:Typical republican.jpg|Look at those psychopathic eyes.
Image:Republican_-_Heal_Me_Jesus.jpg|Republican [[Jesus]] is a real [[cock|prick]].
Image:AndIVote.gif|The backbone of the Republican party.
Image:Republican_-_If_You_Have_A_Vagina.jpg
File:Republican Logic Mass Shooting.png
Image:Republican_-_Last_Shred_Of_Decency.jpg
File:RepublicanJesus.png
File:Republicanlogo1.jpg
File:Redneck Only IN America.jpg
File:Republican Logic.jpg
Image:Job.jpg|What? And leave my GOP job?
File:Republicans2016.jpg|A GOP salute at the 2016 RNC
File:Absolutelyimmoral.jpg|A Republican's reaction to [[Furry Porn]]
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File:Republican-koolaid.jpg
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==See Also==
*[[Politics]]
*[[Liberals]]
*[[Liberal Party of Australia]] -Equal to the republican party of the US.
*[[Tory]]
*[[Sick fuck]]
*[[Jim Jordan]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*[[No Kings]]
*[[Shotacon|Japanese little boy porn that Mark Foley gets off to.]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[W]]
*[[Faux|Fox News]]
*[[I am an American conservative shitheel]] -This could be used to potentially troll.
*[[Ian Schwartz]]
*[[Asinine American]]
*[[The Donald]]
*[[Mo Brooks]]
*[[Riley34470]]

== External Links ==
* [http://www.godhatesfags.com/ GOP Official homepage]
* {{ljcomm|jewish_gop}}
* [http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2007/08/31/gay_republicans/ The GOP's crowded closet]
* {{ljcomm|_gopchristians_}} - morality starts here
* [http://bidinotto.journalspace.com/ Internet Republican.]
* [http://festeringswamp.journalspace.com Dead Internet Republican]
* [http://paper-jonquils.journalspace.com Psycho Liberal With a Crushed Spine and Irrational Hatred of Republicans]
* [http://www.webmastermind.com.au/ Digital Economy]: For additional information on the digital economy
& [http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/02/ Shelly the Republican] A prime example of a right-wing hypocricunt
*[http://www.goproud.org/homocon-2010/ Homocon]
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[[Image:Kirtaner.jpg|right|thumb|Kirtaner being a vacuous shithead.]]
[[Image:Kirtlove.jpg|thumb|How kirtaner tells her he loves her.]]
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'''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://kirtaner.livejournal.com/ Kirtaner]''' is a Canadian fed, "leader of Anonymous", and [[pedophile]]. Online Kirt has also been identified as a piece of [[shit]] [[faggot]] who runs [[420chan]], and in real life as '''Aubrey Cottle''', a hopeless drug addict. Nowadays, he is known for his [[autistic]] behaviour on TikTok and starts sperging about how he's so "[[Retarded|famous]] " when he's called a nobody by users of TikTok.

Kirtaner's only notable actions in life revolve around '''"ironically"''' being [[gay]], possessing/creating child porn, giving [[butt]]plugs to jailbait on a first date, and generally being a stupid turd. One of the most memorable things he did was abuse drugs and then impersonate goatse in a live showing for his pedophile anime irc buddy [[Shii]]. Immediately after this he also took pictures of himself sniffing his fingers.

When not taking pictures of himself being wacky and ironic and tearing his asshole apart, he can be found posting in [http://kirtaner.livejournal.com/322.html his livejournal] (LONG GONE NOW) about abusing drugs and subsequently having sex with any passing bodily orifice. He doesn't seem to mention, however, that he still lives with his mom, and remains [[Basement-dweller|unemployed]], hence the frequent calls for donations on 420chan.

Recently, Kirtaner has hooked up with Yoko-Ono-esque [[Sparto]]. It's the standard internet relationship: friendless-in-IRL, personality-dysfunctional attention whore sluts it up for nerds to get more of the delicious attention she so desperately craves; attention whore latches on to powerful e-penis wielder; attention whore receives modship of shitty website; attention whore becomes e-penis wielder's "gf 4evr". The relationship is scheduled to end in a few months the same way they always do: attention whore turns out to be a dude, e-penis wielder bans attention whore forever, we pretend like it never happened. So far, however, they've somehow managed to stay together for [[At least 100 years ago|2 years.]]

== Internet presence ==

When not having his pipes cleaned out by black dicks, he is usually posting on his message board "[[420chan]]", a haven for maladjusted pedo anime faggots like himself and Marshall Banana. Prior to this, he ran the website [http://www.spyderlake.com spyderlake] which in turn illegally ran a server for the gook MMORPG ''Ragnarok Online'' because he ''really fucking loves Japan'' and is apparently suffering from a very special type of [[AIDS]] that makes him forget that Rag is from Korea. Srsly

Due to the stupid cunt leaving his image directories open, child porn (The homo claims it was actually xenogears loli but no one believes him because he is Kirtaner) was found on his webspace and he was banned from [[Something Awful]] after forum members led a crusade to get him and his retarded partner in crime Marshall Banana permabanned. This act was somehow a crushing blow to his self-esteem that turned him into a bigger introvert. In addition to this, there were pictures of him kissing men at anime conventions, [[Pro-ana|proudly displaying his malnourished and horrifyingly thin frame]], and the aforementioned pictures of him "ironically" jamming his hands into his goddamn asshole.

It has been alleged that Kirtaner had asked other [[faggots|goons]] to choke him during SA meetups. He also tends to do various things with his ass during Stickam sessions, such as shoving a bottle in it, pulling it wide open a la goatse, or trying to replicate loopback.jpg.

Kirtaner was recently outed as abysmally shit SA poster Chroanopol, and was permabanned. He was recently outed again as 'terrakin' (an anagram of Kirtaner) and booted yet again.

On May 26th, 2010, '''He was outed again as another shit SA poster, BABY FlNLAND.''' (Notice the l instead of an I) Registered on March 8th, 2008, proving yet again, that Kirtaner is still butt-hurt about [[truth|SA's accusations of pedophilia]].

Kirtaner is also a former member of the BatJew forums. He was frequently mocked there just as he is mocked across the internets. Kirtypoo fanboys claim Kirtaner is [[friend zone|a very good friend]] of [[Moot]]'s and [[W.T. Snacks]] as well as one of the very first channers, even stealing the original 30get on [[4chan]] when it was first started up.

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==lol [[SWATting|SWATTED]]==
[[File:KirtSWAT.png|thumb|200px|His name is Aubrey and he didn't get much sleep on [[last_thursday|Thursday]].]]
Apparently Kirtypoo <s>[http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_22727.aspx]</s> [https://archive.is/29VR6 got raided] in a pretty [[lulz|lulzy]] raid by [[Aush0k|a good friend]] from [[Australia|Ausfalia]]. Police received a 911 call telling them to rush to the family's apartment, where an armed man was reportedly holding hostages and firing off bullets.

{{Squote|I got out of bed, I open up my bedroom door, walked over to the front door and had an automatic combat shotgun in my face. When you're getting woken up at 4:30 in the morning by a whole bunch of cops with automatic weapons and then finding out that they've blocked off the entire street outside - pretty unsettling.|Kirtaner}}

{{Squote|It turns out the [[Loser|young man runs his own online chat website called 420chan]] and has been harassed by someone [[Redneck Wonderland|Down Under]] who has crashed his service, written threatening notes and [[LOL|generally been impossible to deal with]].|City News}}

It is worthy to mention that the idiot who wrote the sentence below, (See: "The moron that did it..) did not take into consideration the fact that the arrest of DShocker occured prior to the "SWATting" incident of Kirtaner, and thus should [[Die in a fire|diaf]].

The moron that did it was actually from Mississippi. He spent 6 months in juvie. After that he came back to the internet and was mocked by everyone for being the idiot that got caught.

==The Retaner==
Around the late 2010s, Kirtaner started working with [[The Jew York Times|the press]], wanking himself off about how he claims to have [[lie|founded]] the great [[Skids|ahnomynoose leegen]], and [[Orgy|joined forces]] with [[Hotwheels|cripplewheels]] to help [[Rape|hack]] [[Jim Watkins|Jim Watkins]] and the league of dumb [[old people]] he scammed. He also has a general hateboner for any site that makes fun of lawlcows, and swears to take down the [[Kiwifarms|foxdick farms]] <s>because they archived chat logs of him trading CP with people on irc</s> because of great heroic justice.

When he's not being a fagtivist, he's bellyaching about his shitty foot, and his whore girlfriend that left him with a bastard child. Here's a compilation of his pathetic whaling that some sick fuck threw together. [[Fap|Enjoy]].

<center><youtube>CFljGdqaXeM</youtube></center>

==Kirtaner's fed faggotry catches up with him==
{{quote|1=it is absolutely not in any danger whatsoever, i have a cordial relationship with the authorities and have for a long, long time also i literally host the site out of my house|2=[https://archive.fo/FVlq2#selection-411.1-416.0 @Kirtaner]|3=confirming he is a fed}}

Last Thursday, [[The Honkening|a group of terrorist truckers]] took over the capital city of Canada, threatening [[globohomo|"our values" and "our democracy"]] (and also protesting for an end to coronavirus vaccine mandates and passports). GoFundMe had already kicked the truckers from its site because they are terrorists, as evidenced by the bouncy castles and inflatable hot tubs they littered the Ottawa landscape with. How dare they peacefully protest? As we all learned from the "[[George Floyd|Summer of Love]]" 2020, the correct way for the terrorist truckers to protest is with arson, vandalism, looting and murder. A [[Christian]] crowdfunding site called GiveSendGo had filled the void after the Nazi terrorist truckers were [[b&|booted]] from GoFundMe. Within days, Kirtaner hacked their website and stole all their Christianity as well as the names of 90,000 donors which were promptly leaked by the totally reputable Jewish media. This was Kirtaner's opportunity to [[signal|virtue signal]] that it was indeed him who hacked a bunch of Christians who were obviously racist terrorist Nazis anyway so who cares whether they got hacked? Kirtaner does...

[[File:Kirtaner -3Hr6rC4AOVuE4V7Y.mp4|300px|center]]

{{quote|1=I'm literally a famous fucking cyberterrorist|2=Kirtaner|3=admitting to being a famous fucking cyberterrorist}}

After hacking GiveSendGo, Kirtaner started live streaming to TikTok and bragging about how he's such a famous God-like [[1337]] hacker because he is da founder of [[Anonymous|ananoymoose]] and is also very responsible for hacking Parler, Gab, TruthSocial, and GiveSendGo; the Christian versions of Facebook, Twitter, and GoFundMe. He is also known for having frequent meltdowns in most of his TikTok videos and yells like a deranged psychopath with rage when somebody says something he doesn't like.

{{quote|1=COME AT ME! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO TO ME, HUH?|2=Kirtaner|3=with the [[come at me bro]] meme}}

To the surprise of absolutely nobody except Kirtaner, the US feds repaid his fealty by raiding his shit last Thursday. Like the attention whore he is, he posted pix of the warrant to his personal Discord, which is apparently populated by hung white heterosexual men. Behold!
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File:Kirtaner raid 1 of 2 received 569727811561987.jpeg
File:Kirtaner raid 2 of 2 received 803950751053999.jpeg
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</center>

But wait, it gets worse. God does not like it when the servers of His beloved children are hacked, and neither did Kirtaner's landlord, and lo did the blonde demon find himself cast out of the eightplex kingdom he lived in. This led to the lulzy situation of Kirtaner living in his mom's car, bitching about how [[irony|he can not use payment processors]], and offering to suck dicks at the local Greyhound station for a roll of quarters ($10).

{{videoframe|kirtan3|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>SrBTKcVPQKQ</youtube>'''I'LL SUCK YO DIIICK'''
|<youtube>C_X1-oHNxMI</youtube>'''OMG raided'''
|<youtube>ulqFZ_Nn4bM</youtube>'''Oh noes ten years! how unfortunate!1'''
|<youtube>aH0uPQuWjIM</youtube>'''My warrants, let me show you them'''}}

==Arrest and prosecution==
In March 2025, Aubrey [https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdtx/pr/united-states-unseals-charges-theft-texas-republican-party-data was arrested] for hacking the Republican Party of Texas in 2021. Which goes to show how much the US government cares about the Christians who were also hacked. If convicted he faces five years in an intimate setting with [[Bubba]], who is unlikely to give him $10 in quarters for his juicy blonde boyholes.

==How to Troll Kirtaner==
#Go to his TikTok while he's livestreaming
#Tell him the truth and call him "a nobody" or an "unknown actor" (just like the video shown above)
#[[???]]
#Watch Kirtaner's butthurt roll in and enjoy the lulz

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|<big>KOO KOO CRAZY KIRTANER</big>|cg1|center|<gallery>
Image:Kirtaner_in_a_skirt.jpg|Skirt Kirt
File:kirtaner I showed you my dick.jpg|I showed u my goatse
File:kirtaner meth.jpg|Faces of [[Meth]]
File:Kirtaner confirming the existence of pedophile board.jpeg|Kirt confirming the existence of /pedo/
File:kirtaner crossdressing.jpg|crossdressing enthusiast
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:3496033510_b0be713a2f.jpg|Hottie?
File:lowtax permabanning kirtaner.png|Finally [[Lowtax]] does something right
File:kirt by a kiwifarms user.jpeg|A Kiwifarmer rendition
File:Kirtaner deadbeat dad gofundme bawww.jpeg|Kirtaner e-begs for meth money on behalf of his son but the freedom convoy is a no no
File:KIRTANER DO IT FAGGOT.jpeg|DO IT FAGGOT
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}

==See Also==
* [[420chan]]
* [[Aush0k]]
* [[Sparto]]
* [[Anonymous]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.stickam.com/profile/travish Kirtaner's Stickam]
* {{Twitterkirtaner|<s>Kirtaner's Twitter</s>}}
* {{Wikilink|Aubrey_Cottle|His Wikipedia article}}
* {{kf|kirtaner-aubrey-cottle.84714|Kiwi Farms thread}}, now featuring the {{kf|kirtaner-aubrey-cottle.84714/page-26#post-12855280|Partyvan saga}}

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{{Leaders of Anonymous}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now August 20, 21 & 22, [[2020]]|[[Thin Skin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[SM64 Iceberg]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article February 17 and 18, [[2022]]|[[Al Sharpton]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[420chan]]}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now September 17, 18 & 19, [[2022]]|[[The Royal Family]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Cat]]}}

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[[Category:2025]]
[[Category:LJ Users]]
[[Category:People|Cottle, Aubrey]]

Mario 64 Iceberg

2026-05-17T15:58:57Z

PooF9:

Around the end of summer [[2020]], some [[Nintendo|Nintendofags]] decided to make one of their favorite baby games EVEN MORE "mysterious" and "weird". How did they do this you ask? Simply put, they did some [[drugs]] and came up with some ideas on the purpose of unused game assets, promotional materials and unimportant details already in the game. They then posted their [[retarded|genius]] ideas on [[V/|/v/]] and [[X/|/x/]]. They range from unused dancing flower textures sharing resources with those of lava bubble to the Hazy Maze Cave being Peach's Castle's septic system, no seriously. And that's not even the worst of it.

==The Image in Question==
[[File:mario64iceberg.png|800px|center]]

{{Quote|The human mind never ceases in its journey to find patterns in objects in which there are none}}

==The Surface Level==

This is the shit almost all people who have played SM64 know about, [[boring|nothing all that ground breaking or weird for that matter either]]. Regardless it is the duty of the fine folks here at ED to catalogue this information.

*'''L is real 2401:''' a stone plaque texture in SM64 and a few other N64 games, which some have also read as Eternal Star. This means either A) a date on when the game will unlock Luigi, B) the release date of some other game coming out around that time or C) some requirement needed to be completed in game to unlock Luigi. [[Some Argue|Long since been debunked]].

*'''Whomp's Fortress Tower 1up:''' a hidden extra life in said tower. Some claim that the location of it was different for them.

*'''Spaceworld 1995 Beta:''' a beta version of the game from Nintendo's Spaceworld 1995 event.

*'''Parallel Universes/Half A Presses:''' an excerpt from some youtubers SM64 ramblings, became [[Forced meme|such an overused joke]] the maker of those videos disavows them.

*'''Bob-Omb Battlefield Bridge Hanging/ Impossible coin and Goomba:''' You can hang on the underside of the first bridge you see in that level, despite how completely useless it is. The impossible coin/goomba refers to objects placed within terrain that the player cannot access without hacking.

[[File:lisreal1.png|300px|center]]

==The Middle Section==

Some more obscure shit about the game, also not a very interesting part of this iceberg. Some points of information will be compressed from here on for your reading ease.

*'''Big Boo Unused Text/Ghoul medal/Don't become his lunch/Big dud/Please walk quietly in the hallway:''' These all pertain to either unused text or unexplained in game text; the first two have to do with Big Boo's Haunt level. "Don't become his lunch" refers to a sign about the friendly dinosaur in Hazy Maze Cave. "Big Dud" was a line one of those pink bob-ombs say after you defeat King Bob-omb. "Please walk quietly" is a sign on the second floor of the castle that says just that.

*'''Dancing Flowers/Bugged Fire Textures/Yoshi's Saddle/JRB Vanishing Fog/ET in Pyramid:''' All of these have to do with in game art assets; the dancing flowers texture occupies the same areas of code as the lava bubbles leading some to believe these flower textures were removed from some level. [[fail|The fire textures are coded wrong and don't appear right]]. Yoshi's saddle is missing the white siding that is usually on it. The fog on Jolly Roger Bay disappears permanently after you collect the first star there. There's a texture in the hieroglyphs in the pyramid in Shifting Sand Land leading some fans to believe this is a refence to [[alien|aliens building the pyramids in Egypt]].

*'''Secret Aquarium/Whomp King turns into the castle/Volcano Blocks/HMC Aclove/JRB Box:''' These deal with aspects to one particular level usually shit that anyone with a brain would notice, this continues the trend that 95% of this is just filler with the other 5% being the really out there shit you've been seeking; the Secret Aquarium is a level in the game that you access for a secret star or it can refer to clipping through one of the aquariums on display in the same room. When you fight the Whomp King on his level he says that Whomps are used to make roads and houses, this has lead to some theorizing that upon his death he became the tower in later stars on that level. Volcano blocks are just decorative blocks in the volcano that reside within Lethal Lava Land. The HMC alcove are cave outcrops where the player can climb up to plot out there next moves in the poison filled maze, that somehow a lot of people don't utilize while playing. The JRB Box is a box on the pirate ship in Jolly Roger Bay that is unbreakable and has some really bizarre collision properties.

*'''Blargg/Unagi's Tunnel/Yellow Cap Switch:''' More in game stuff that ended up unused; Blargg is an unused model for a SMW/Yoshi's Island enemy which would have appeared in Lethal Lava Land it has no textures associated with it but otherwise functions somewhat when hacked into the level. Unagi's Tunnel refers to an inaccessible tunnel near Unagi the Eel in the level he appears in. The Yellow Cap Switch is the unused yellow cap switch which would have turned on the yellow boxes that would give the player rideable Koopa shells.

*'''Mirror Room/MIPS Throwing/Broken Paintings:''' The Mirror Room refers to the room with the giant full sized mirror and how there is a door in it that doesn't exist on the normal side. MIPS the rabbit was going to be able to be throwable but that feature was cut due to time constraints or may refer to the trick of using the rabbit to clip through doors to access things you're not supposed to yet. Broken paintings refers to the copies of portal paintings outside of the first room you encounter them in that don't work, probably placed there as decorations.

==The Bottom==
This is where the truly crackpot ideas come out for all to see.

*'''Haunted Dirt Textures/Big Boo's Haunt Forest/Big Boo's Secret Laugh/120 Spiritual Significance:''' One of the dirt textures used is said to have an anguished face in it, and that makes it haunted somehow? If BBH is inside a bird cage then where is the forest around it? [[Some_argue|Spoiler: its the grass around the cage]]. The "secret" laugh is a variation of the normal laugh that will randomly play upon doing certain actions in BBH. The number 120 which is the total star count for the game can have any number of vague spiritual or esoteric meaning just like every other number in existence.

*'''WDW Skybox/Zelda 64 beta assets in WDW/True locations of painting worlds/Skyboxes are Photos:''' WDW Skybox is an edited photo of a real place. There are assets for textures/models in Wet Dry World that would go on to appear in [[Zelda|Ocarina of Time]]. Do the paintings exist as links to real locations in Mario's world? [[Some argue]] they do such as Whomp's Fortress being a level in Mario Galaxy. WDW's skybox is a photo which leads some people to think the others are too.

*'''THE END Screen:''' Some argue that "The End" screen has ghostly figures on the left and right sides, [[When you see it|but who is that smiling behind the cake?]]

[[File:theendscreen.jpg|300px|right]]

*'''Yoshi Commits Suicide:''' I guess the [[Tax|IRS]] finally caught up with him, Rest in Piss Yoshi.

*'''Super Mario 64 is Freemason Initiation:''' The year is 1996, Nintendo had just struck a deal with the [[Freemasons]] to embed secret code into the game along with some not so secret symbols in specific areas of the game with the goal to bring children around the world to become Freemasons, and in exchange Nintendo gets something out this, your guess is as good as mine.

==Dark Waters==
We must go deeper....

*'''Hazy Maze Cave Shit:''' Is the entrance to it a sewer? Is the poison gas actually farts and the giant boulders giant mounds of shit? The world may never know.

*'''Toads are Trapped in Walls/The Bowser Room:''' At the start of the game one of the toads say everyone is trapped within these walls, some have taken this literally as Bowser using his magic to turn all the Toads into bricks like in the original Super Mario Bros.; The Bowser room refers to a faked screencap from some lets play [[youtube]].

*'''Wet Dry World Weirdness:''' A few gamers have stated that WDW is their least favorite level because something about it felt off to them and made them feel miserable whilst playing it (probably the shitty level design), [[Lol_wut|but this is actually all the working of the hidden "Brain Diagram" within the inner workings of WDW trying to understand human emotion and player's preferences with the side effect of causing this negative aura to affect the player.]]

*'''Forbidden Door:''' Refers to the door in the mirror room and whatever lies behind it.

*'''July 1995 Beta Build:''' Supposedly haunted and cursed beta build of the game from July 1995 that you're not to research under any circumstances.

*'''The Wario Apparition:''' YOU WANT FUN? [[Wario|WARIO]] [[rape|SHOW YOU FUN]]!

[[File:warioapparition1.png|500px|center]]

==THE ABYSS==
THIS IS IT LUIGI

*'''Miyamoto stole the idea of SM64 from Argonaut:''' Argonaut was developing a 3D Yoshi game which supposedly played and felt a lot like Mario 64 and pitched their idea to Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto. They turned it down and later on Super Mario 64 came out and the Yoshi game Argonaut was developing ended up being remade as Croc.

*'''Sequel was cancelled due to temporal leakage:''' Time shit the bed again and that's why you didn't get Super Mario 64 2/Super Mario 128.

*'''Lavender Town and Polybius were coverups for Mario 64:''' These two gaming [[Creepypasta]]s as well as many others were conceived by Nintendo in the years after the release of Mario 64 so people would focus on anything but the VERY REAL things involving Super Mario 64.

*'''Shared Nightmares:''' It has been reported that avid Mario 64 players all have similar nightmares involving this game, why you may ask? Well let's just take a look at Nintendo's [[Truth|top secret hidden code....]]

==The Godlike Super AI Made in 1996==
Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized with the help of the in-game [[AI]], which analyzes at first the player's skill, preferences towards [[men|levels]], which in game goals they complete and other such relevant data. After a while the game will begin to introduce changes to the game, that are very [[boring|mundane]] such as reducing fall damage the player receives. It may occasionally introduce sudden minor changes to catch the player off guard to measure and analyze their reactions to better calibrate itself. Eventually the game is unrecognizable from a fresh copy with new levels, enemies and powerups generated from the Internal Plexus of the castle, which is the "core" of Mario 64's code and AI. Now you may be wondering, how come you don't see any of this when emulating? The AI can only be activated by real N64 hardware with an N64 cartridge containing your region's SM64 ROM. Due to some [[fail|faulty hardware, some may not be able to use the personalization AI even back at release date]]. How any of this electronic wizardry was accomplished in [[1990s|1996]] we may never know.

==TL;DR==
All of this is just "did you know gaming: Mario 64 edition" with some gay Creepypasta ARG shit thrown in for the lulz to confuse people on what's real or not.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:mario64icebergexplained.png|alternate iceberg image
File:whiteroom.jpg |the white room
File:mario64iceberg2.png|customized castle rooms generated from the internal plexus
File:lisreal2.png|reuse assets much?
File:warioapparition2.jpg |fan mockup of the Wario apparition
File:warioapparition3.png|WAAAAAAAAAAH
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Assburgers Syndrome|Autism]]
*[[Bullshit]]
*[[Iceberg Image Trend]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[The Backrooms]]
*[[YouTube]]

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{{Timeline|Article of the Now August 23, 24 & 25, [[2020]]|[[Kirtaner]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Republican]]}}
{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] October 22 & 23, [[2021]]|[[The Backrooms]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Castlevania]]}}

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T15:35:37Z

PooF9:

{{Crapstub}}

{{failsathero}}

{{ib|[[File:Lim Do-bin.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lim Do-bin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1992 ({{Age|1992|0|0}}/{{Age|1993|0|0}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Good Korea|Zipperhead]]  [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, arrested}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying in the military}}
{{Ibend}}

On 21 June 2014, a mass shooting took place at the 13th outpost of the 55th Regiment of the Republic of Korea Army's 22nd Infantry Division in Goseong County, Gangwon, South Korea. The perpetrator of the shooting was sergeant '''Lim Do-bin''' ([[Gook]]: '''[[Moonspeak|임도빈]]'''), and after committing the shooting, Lim deserted with a Daewoo K2 Rifle.

==Background==

[[File:Middleschoollim.jpg|thumb|right|His photo from his [[13-year-old boy|middle school days]]]]

[[File:Limdobindoodle.png|thumb|right|Doodles mocking Lim, drawn by unit members as [[SpongeBob]] and an ugly man]]

[[File:Limdobinarrested.png|thumb|right|V&]]

He enlisted in [[2012]] and planned the crime out of [[Rages|anger]] over [[Bawwwww|bullying within his unit and graffiti]] mocking him, which he experienced due to South Korea's [[Shit|strict conscription system]]. Immediately after returning from day guard duty, he threw grenades at fellow soldiers and fired a K2 rifle indiscriminately, killing five people, before deserting with his weapon. Subsequently, an alarm was issued in a nearby village, and while trapped in a military cordon, he [[An Hero|attempted suicide]] but [[Fail|failed]] and was captured alive three days later.

[[File:LimRaynor.jpg|thumb|right|Lim Raynor]]

And true to their nature as [[StarCraft]]-loving Koreans, internet users criticizing Korea's backward military service system created a [[meme]] calling Sergeant lim "[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]."

==Loadout==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|Daewoo K2 Rifle]]
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsHK416Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
Typical Korean gun.
*'''35~45 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Throwable''': Grenade
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': [[Azn]]
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|5|(9 injured)|18|He fired accurately at night without night vision goggles.|15|Mass shootings are uncomon in Korea.|13|It became a big issue in Korea only.|15| He became a meme called '[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]' on the Korean internet.|66|B+|The Real Jim Raynor!}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|5|[[File:Ministry_of_National_Defense_of_the_Republic_of_Korea_Logo.png|185px]]|Ministry of National Defense}}

==Aftermath==

He was sentenced to [[V&|death at trial]] and is currently incarcerated in a military [[prison]] due to the fact that the death penalty has been effectively abolished in Korea and the barracks environment of the South Korean military has improved. Meanwhile, the Korean media pointed to [[Bullshit|video games as the cause of the problem]], just as the American media did when mass shootings occurred in the United States.

==See Also==

*[[Army]]
*[[South Korea]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]
*[[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
*[[Panya Khamrab|Mr. Khamrab]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Tian Mingjian]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Goseong_military_base_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31107215 BBC article]

{{High Scores}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2014]]

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T15:27:20Z

PooF9:

{{Crapstub}}

{{failsathero}}

{{ib|[[File:Lim Do-bin.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lim Do-bin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1992 ({{Age|1992|0|0}}/{{Age|1993|0|0}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Good Korea|Zipperhead]]  [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, arrested}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying in the military}}
{{Ibend}}

On 21 June 2014, a mass shooting took place at the 13th outpost of the 55th Regiment of the Republic of Korea Army's 22nd Infantry Division in Goseong County, Gangwon, South Korea. The perpetrator of the shooting was sergeant '''Lim Do-bin''' ([[Gook]]: '''[[Moonspeak|임도빈]]'''), and after committing the shooting, Lim deserted with a Daewoo K2 Rifle.

==Background==

[[File:Middleschoollim.jpg|thumb|right|His photo from his [[13-year-old boy|middle school days]]]]

[[File:Limdobindoodle.png|thumb|right|Doodles mocking Lim, drawn by unit members as [[SpongeBob]] and an ugly man]]

[[File:Limdobinarrested.png|thumb|right|V&]]

He enlisted in [[2012]] and planned the crime out of [[Rages|anger]] over [[Bawwwww|bullying within his unit and graffiti]] mocking him, which he experienced due to South Korea's [[Shit|strict conscription system]]. Immediately after returning from day guard duty, he threw grenades at fellow soldiers and fired a K2 rifle indiscriminately, killing five people, before deserting with his weapon. Subsequently, an alarm was issued in a nearby village, and while trapped in a military cordon, he [[An Hero|attempted suicide]] but [[Fail|failed]] and was captured alive three days later.

[[File:LimRaynor.jpg|thumb|right|Lim Raynor]]

And true to their nature as [[StarCraft]]-loving Koreans, internet users criticizing Korea's backward military service system created a [[meme]] calling Sergeant lim "[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]."

He was sentenced to [[V&|death at trial]] and is currently incarcerated in a military [[prison]] due to the fact that the death penalty has been effectively abolished in Korea.

==Loadout==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|Daewoo K2 Rifle]]
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsHK416Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
Typical Korean gun.
*'''35~45 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Throwable''': Grenade
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': [[Azn]]
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|5|(9 injured)|18|He fired accurately at night without night vision goggles.|15|Mass shootings are uncomon in Korea.|13|It became a big issue in Korea only.|15| He became a meme called '[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]' on the Korean internet.|66|B+|The Real Jim Raynor!}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|5|[[File:Ministry_of_National_Defense_of_the_Republic_of_Korea_Logo.png|185px]]|Ministry of National Defense}}

==Aftermath==

The barracks environment of the South Korean military has improved.

Meanwhile, the Korean media blamed video games just as they had done in the United States.

==See Also==

*[[Army]]
*[[South Korea]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]
*[[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
*[[Panya Khamrab|Mr. Khamrab]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Tian Mingjian]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Goseong_military_base_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31107215 BBC article]

{{High Scores}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2014]]

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T14:52:01Z

PooF9: he didnt manage to an hero

{{Crapstub}}

{{failsathero}}

{{ib|[[File:Lim Do-bin.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lim Do-bin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1992 ({{Age|1992|0|0}}/{{Age|1993|0|0}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Good Korea|Zipperhead]]  [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, arrested}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying in the military}}
{{Ibend}}

On 21 June 2014, a mass shooting took place at the 13th outpost of the 55th Regiment of the Republic of Korea Army's 22nd Infantry Division in Goseong County, Gangwon, South Korea. The perpetrator of the shooting was sergeant '''Lim Do-bin''' ([[Gook]]: '''[[Moonspeak|임도빈]]'''), and after committing the shooting, Lim deserted with a Daewoo K2 Rifle.

==Background==

[[File:Middleschoollim.jpg|thumb|right|His photo from his [[13-year-old boy|middle school days]]]]

[[File:Limdobindoodle.png|thumb|right|Doodles mocking Lim, drawn by unit members as [[SpongeBob]] and an ugly man]]

[[File:Limdobinarrested.png|thumb|right|V&]]

He enlisted in [[2012]] and planned the crime out of [[Rages|anger]] over [[Bawwwww|bullying within his unit and graffiti]] mocking him, which he experienced due to South Korea's [[Shit|strict conscription system]]. Immediately after returning from day guard duty, he threw grenades at fellow soldiers and fired a K2 rifle indiscriminately, killing five people, before deserting with his weapon. Subsequently, an alarm was issued in a nearby village, and while trapped in a military cordon, he [[An Hero|attempted suicide]] but [[Fail|failed]] and was captured alive three days later.

[[File:LimRaynor.jpg|thumb|right|Lim Raynor]]

And true to their nature as [[StarCraft]]-loving Koreans, internet users criticizing Korea's backward military service system created a [[meme]] calling Sergeant lim "[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]."

He was sentenced to [[V&|death at trial]] and is currently incarcerated in a military [[prison]] due to the fact that the death penalty has been effectively abolished in Korea.

==Loadout==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|Daewoo K2 Rifle]]
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsHK416Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
Typical Korean gun.
*'''35~45 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Throwable''': Grenade
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': [[Azn]]
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|5|(9 injured)|18|He fired accurately at night without night vision goggles.|15|Mass shootings are uncomon in Korea.|13|It became a big issue in Korea only.|15| He became a meme called '[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]' on the Korean internet.|66|B+|The Real Jim Raynor!}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|5|[[File:Ministry_of_National_Defense_of_the_Republic_of_Korea_Logo.png|185px]]|Ministry of National Defense}}

==See Also==

*[[Army]]
*[[South Korea]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]
*[[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
*[[Panya Khamrab|Mr. Khamrab]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Tian Mingjian]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Goseong_military_base_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31107215 BBC article]

{{High Scores}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2014]]

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T14:51:33Z

PooF9:

{{Crapstub}}

{{failsathero}}

{{ib|[[File:Lim Do-bin.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lim Do-bin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1992 ({{Age|1992|0|0}}/{{Age|1993|0|0}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Good Korea|Zipperhead]]  [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, arrested}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying in the military}}
{{Ibend}}

On 21 June 2014, a mass shooting took place at the 13th outpost of the 55th Regiment of the Republic of Korea Army's 22nd Infantry Division in Goseong County, Gangwon, South Korea. The perpetrator of the shooting was sergeant '''Lim Do-bin''' ([[Gook]]: '''[[Moonspeak|임도빈]]'''), and after committing the shooting, Lim deserted with a Daewoo K2 Rifle.

==Background==

[[File:Middleschoollim.jpg|thumb|right|His photo from his [[13-year-old boy|middle school days]]]]

[[File:Limdobindoodle.png|thumb|right|Doodles mocking Lim, drawn by unit members as [[SpongeBob]] and an ugly man]]

[[File:Limdobinarrested.png|thumb|right|V&]]

He enlisted in [[2012]] and planned the crime out of [[Rages|anger]] over [[Bawwwww|bullying within his unit and graffiti]] mocking him, which he experienced due to South Korea's [[Shit|strict conscription system]]. Immediately after returning from day guard duty, he threw grenades at fellow soldiers and fired a K2 rifle indiscriminately, killing five people, before deserting with his weapon. Subsequently, an alarm was issued in a nearby village, and while trapped in a military cordon, he [[An Hero|attempted suicide]] but [[Fail|failed]] and was captured alive three days later.

[[File:LimRaynor.jpg|thumb|right|Lim Raynor]]

And true to their nature as [[StarCraft]]-loving Koreans, internet users criticizing Korea's backward military service system created a [[meme]] calling Sergeant lim "[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]."

He was sentenced to [[V&|death at trial]] and is currently incarcerated in a military [[prison]] due to the fact that the death penalty has been effectively abolished in Korea.

==Loadout==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|Daewoo K2 Rifle]]
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsHK416Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
Typical Korean gun.
*'''35~45 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Throwable''': Grenade
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': [[Azn]]
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|5|(9 injured)|18|He fired accurately at night without night vision goggles.|15|Mass shootings are uncomon in Korea.|13|It became a big issue in Korea only.|15| He became a meme called '[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]' on the Korean internet.|66|B+|The Real Jim Raynor!}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|5|[[File:Ministry_of_National_Defense_of_the_Republic_of_Korea_Logo.png|185px]]|Ministry of National Defense}}

==See Also==

*[[Army]]
*[[South Korea]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]
*[[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
*[[Panya Khamrab|Mr. Khamrab]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Tian Mingjian]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Goseong_military_base_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31107215 BBC article]

{{Anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2014]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 21, 2026

2026-05-17T14:50:00Z

PooF9:

{{AOTN|Goth|World-goth-day-poster.jpg|

'''Goths''' ('''Gawths''', '''Goffs''', '''Gawff''') are a [[College|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

[[Some argue|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.

|Happy World Gawth Day!|TBA|Scientology Speedrunning|Scientology Speedrunning}}

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T11:40:21Z

PooF9:

{{Crapstub}}

{{failsathero}}

{{ib|[[File:Lim Do-bin.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lim Do-bin'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1992 ({{Age|1992|0|0}}/{{Age|1993|0|0}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Good Korea|Zipperhead]]  [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, arrested}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying in the military}}
{{Ibend}}

On 21 June 2014, a mass shooting took place at the 13th outpost of the 55th Regiment of the Republic of Korea Army's 22nd Infantry Division in Goseong County, Gangwon, South Korea. The perpetrator of the shooting was sergeant '''Lim Do-bin''' ([[Gook]]: '''[[Moonspeak|임도빈]]'''), and after committing the shooting, Lim deserted with a Daewoo K2 Rifle.

==Background==

[[File:Middleschoollim.jpg|thumb|left|His photo from his [[13-year-old boy|middle school days]]]]

[[File:Limdobindoodle.png|thumb|right|Doodles mocking Lim, drawn by unit members as [[SpongeBob]] and an ugly man]]

[[File:Limdobinarrested.png|thumb|right|V&]]

He enlisted in 2012 and planned the crime out of anger over bullying within his unit and graffiti mocking him, which he experienced due to South Korea's strict conscription system. Immediately after returning from day guard duty, he threw grenades at fellow soldiers and fired a K2 rifle indiscriminately, killing five people, before deserting with his weapon. Subsequently, an alarm was issued in a nearby village, and while trapped in a military cordon, he attempted suicide but failed and was captured alive three days later.

==Loadout==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|Daewoo K2 Rifle]]
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsHK416Rifle.png|70px]]</center>
|
Typical Korean gun.
*'''35~45 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Throwable''': Grenade
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': [[Azn]]
<center>[[File:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</div>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''5'''|(9 injured)|13| |11| |13| It became a big issue in Korea.|15| He became a meme called '[[StarCraft_II#Terrans|Lim Raynor]]' on the Korean internet.
|57|B-|The Real Jim Raynor!}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|5|[[File:Ministry_of_National_Defense_of_the_Republic_of_Korea_Logo.png|185px]]|Ministry of National Defense}}

==See Also==

*[[Army]]
*[[South Korea]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]
*[[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
*[[Panya Khamrab|Mr. Khamrab]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Tian Mingjian]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Goseong_military_base_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31107215 BBC article]

{{Anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:2014]]

Woo Bum-kon

2026-05-17T11:36:54Z

PooF9: nvm, not funny

{{achtung|THIS MAN WAS THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION FOR 29 YEARS!!! Pay your respects, kiddo.}}
{{an hero|[[File:Woo Bum-Kon's suicide attack.png|130px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Woo Bum-kon.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''우범곤'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 24, [[Before the internets|1955]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 27, [[1980s|1982]] (aged 27)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[South Korea]]n  [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Policeman, lulz connoisseur}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 56, injured 35}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|12px|link=]] (Asia: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes ([[Epic Win|blew himself up]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Lulz|Bitten by a fly, lol]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Have you ever taken a nap on a lazy afternoon, only to be awakened by [https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html your girlfriend who was swatting a fly on your chest]? And then did the right thing by going to work and returning home to punch your girlfriend, then take up arms and go on a killing spree? Plus you worked as a cop, so you had access to all the best weapons? '''Woo Bum-kon''' has. This means that he is a cop that is okay in our book. He also killed 57 gooks, including himself. Did we mention that his nickname was '''Power'''? Or that he was an ex-Marine?

Stand at attention, shrimp! This is the godfather of the peacetime Mass Shooting, the OG one-man Good Cop/Bad Cop, IRL Gangnam Style commando, [[lulz]]-incarnate, [[Troll]] Supreme, '''Woo Fucking Bum-kon'''.

==Before the Killings==
Almost as soon as he finished indoctrination school, he joined Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka Daehanminguk Haebyeongdae, where he learned how to best kill civilians. This means that this brave man, fought alongside brave Americans to liberate the Congs of their life, in the [[Vietnam War]].
{{quote|Once a Marine, forever a Marine.|[https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Military_of_South_Korea#Marine_Corps Motto of Korean Marine Corps]}}
Then after graduating at the top of his class at the ROK Marines, he got hired by the National Police, before getting hired in Gungnye.

==Lead-Up==
[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Rage Comic.png|thumb|right|Artistic rendition of the lead-up.]]
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work.
After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the fuck out of his [[dumbshit]] gf. As well as smashing the place up. Then he went straight to armory. His weapons of choice: 
*2 M2 carbines with 180 rounds
*7 Handgrenades

==The Killings==
First he went to the small town of Togok, that is near a Buddhist temple or a Nazi facility according to Google Maps, where he just started earning points by shooting randoms, including his dumb girlfriend who went to see what the fuck was going on.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Togok-ri.jpg]] 
{{archive|0bANV|Temple or Camp?}}</center>
He then went to city of Gungnyu, where had had enough of phone operators and killed their sorry asses, so nobody could call for help.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum Kon Killing Map.png|600px]]</center>
At one point Woo was getting thirsty, merciless killing will do so when you are playing on [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston|Survival]]. So he had a 16-year old get him a soda from a nearby store. When the kid brought him the soda, he killed him and his family. When he said no sugar, he meant no fucking sugar.
After 8 hours of running from the law, they finally tracked him down. Only now he had taken a family hostage, whom he had scared, by telling them he was after a communist. So when the police finally got close, [[Postal 2|he an heroed explosive style by pulling a grenade]].

==Loadout==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': M2 Carbine
[[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|90px]]
|
A rifle stolen from a reserve forces weapons depot.
*'''35 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Grenade
[[Image:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|center|120px]]
|
The grenade he used when committing suicide.
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Azn
<center>[[Image:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</center>

==Aftermath==
*Suh Chung-hwa - Interior Minister of South Korea resigned
*An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign
*The Government paid money to all the families
*[[Epic win|NEW HIGH SCORE FROM A FUCKING GOOK!]]

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>1VrpdCrhd0g</youtube>|<youtube>Jvj0-plgFSM</youtube>}}
</center>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''56'''|Dam Son|12|56 kills, 35 injured|10|COP!|20|Held the FPS [[High Score]] until [[Anders]] stole it|17|For smacking his bitch up.|115|S|Let's Be Cops}}

{{Wanted|5}}

==See Also==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - Another lulzy South Korean.
*[[Cops]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - Another FPS player the cops took a long-ass time to confront.
*[[South Korea]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Woo_Bum-kon_incident|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html 1982 New York Times article] {{archive|GcRl|(archive)}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Azn}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Korea}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}
[[Category:People]]

Woo Bum-kon

2026-05-17T11:35:19Z

PooF9:

{{achtung|THIS MAN WAS THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION FOR 29 YEARS!!! Pay your respects, kiddo.}}
{{an hero|[[File:Woo Bum-Kon's suicide attack.png|130px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Woo Bum-kon.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''우범곤'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 24, [[Before the internets|1955]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 27, [[1980s|1982]] (aged 27)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[South Korea]]n  [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Policeman, lulz connoisseur}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 56, injured 35}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|12px|link=]] (Asia: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes ([[Epic Win|blew himself up]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Lulz|Bitten by a fly, lol]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Have you ever taken a nap on a lazy afternoon, only to be awakened by [https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html your girlfriend who was swatting a fly on your chest]? And then did the right thing by going to work and returning home to punch your girlfriend, then take up arms and go on a killing spree? Plus you worked as a cop, so you had access to all the best weapons? '''Woo Bum-kon''' has. This means that he is a cop that is okay in our book. He also killed 57 gooks, including himself. Did we mention that his nickname was '''Power'''? Or that he was an ex-Marine?

Stand at attention, shrimp! This is the godfather of the peacetime Mass Shooting, the OG one-man Good Cop/Bad Cop, IRL Gangnam Style commando, [[lulz]]-incarnate, [[Troll]] Supreme, '''Woo Fucking Bum-kon'''.

==Before the Kirrings==
Almost as soon as he finished indoctrination school, he joined Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka Daehanminguk Haebyeongdae, where he learned how to best kill civilians. This means that this brave man, fought alongside brave Americans to liberate the Congs of their life, in the [[Vietnam War]].
{{quote|Once a Marine, forever a Marine.|[https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Military_of_South_Korea#Marine_Corps Motto of Korean Marine Corps]}}
Then after graduating at the top of his class at the ROK Marines, he got hired by the National Police, before getting hired in Gungnye.

==Read-Up==
[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Rage Comic.png|thumb|right|Artistic rendition of the lead-up.]]
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work.
After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the fuck out of his [[dumbshit]] gf. As well as smashing the place up. Then he went straight to armory. His weapons of choice: 
*2 M2 carbines with 180 rounds
*7 Handgrenades

==The Kirrings==
First he went to the small town of Togok, that is near a Buddhist temple or a Nazi facility according to Google Maps, where he just started earning points by shooting randoms, including his dumb girlfriend who went to see what the fuck was going on.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Togok-ri.jpg]] 
{{archive|0bANV|Temple or Camp?}}</center>
He then went to city of Gungnyu, where had had enough of phone operators and killed their sorry asses, so nobody could call for help.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum Kon Killing Map.png|600px]]</center>
At one point Woo was getting thirsty, merciless killing will do so when you are playing on [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston|Survival]]. So he had a 16-year old get him a soda from a nearby store. When the kid brought him the soda, he killed him and his family. When he said no sugar, he meant no fucking sugar.
After 8 hours of running from the law, they finally tracked him down. Only now he had taken a family hostage, whom he had scared, by telling them he was after a communist. So when the police finally got close, [[Postal 2|he an heroed explosive style by pulling a grenade]].

==Roadout==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': M2 Carbine
[[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|90px]]
|
A rifle stolen from a reserve forces weapons depot.
*'''35 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Grenade
[[Image:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|center|120px]]
|
The grenade he used when committing suicide.
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Azn
<center>[[Image:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</center>

==Aftermath==
*Suh Chung-hwa - Interior Minister of South Korea resigned
*An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign
*The Government paid money to all the families
*[[Epic win|NEW HIGH SCORE FROM A FUCKING GOOK!]]

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>1VrpdCrhd0g</youtube>|<youtube>Jvj0-plgFSM</youtube>}}
</center>

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''56'''|Dam Son|12|56 kills, 35 injured|10|COP!|20|Held the FPS [[High Score]] until [[Anders]] stole it|17|For smacking his bitch up.|115|S|Let's Be Cops}}

{{Wanted|5}}

==See Also==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - Another lulzy South Korean.
*[[Cops]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - Another FPS player the cops took a long-ass time to confront.
*[[South Korea]]

==Externar Rinks==
*{{Wikilink|Woo_Bum-kon_incident|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html 1982 New York Times article] {{archive|GcRl|(archive)}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Azn}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Korea}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}
[[Category:People]]

Woo Bum-kon

2026-05-17T11:30:42Z

PooF9:

{{achtung|THIS MAN WAS THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION FOR 29 YEARS!!! Pay your respects, kiddo.}}
{{an hero|[[File:Woo Bum-Kon's suicide attack.png|130px|link=]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Woo Bum-kon.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''우범곤'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 24, [[Before the internets|1955]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 27, [[1980s|1982]] (aged 27)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[South Korea]]n  [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Policeman, lulz connoisseur}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 56, injured 35}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|12px|link=]] (Asia: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes ([[Epic Win|blew himself up]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Lulz|Bitten by a fly, lol]]}}
{{Ibend}}

Have you ever taken a nap on a lazy afternoon, only to be awakened by [https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html your girlfriend who was swatting a fly on your chest]? And then did the right thing by going to work and returning home to punch your girlfriend, then take up arms and go on a killing spree? Plus you worked as a cop, so you had access to all the best weapons? '''Woo Bum-kon''' has. This means that he is a cop that is okay in our book. He also killed 57 gooks, including himself. Did we mention that his nickname was '''Power'''? Or that he was an ex-Marine?

Stand at attention, shrimp! This is the godfather of the peacetime Mass Shooting, the OG one-man Good Cop/Bad Cop, IRL Gangnam Style commando, [[lulz]]-incarnate, [[Troll]] Supreme, '''Woo Fucking Bum-kon'''.

==Before the Killings==
Almost as soon as he finished indoctrination school, he joined Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka Daehanminguk Haebyeongdae, where he learned how to best kill civilians. This means that this brave man, fought alongside brave Americans to liberate the Congs of their life, in the [[Vietnam War]].
{{quote|Once a Marine, forever a Marine.|[https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Military_of_South_Korea#Marine_Corps Motto of Korean Marine Corps]}}
Then after graduating at the top of his class at the ROK Marines, he got hired by the National Police, before getting hired in Gungnye.

==Lead-Up==
[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Rage Comic.png|thumb|right|Artistic rendition of the lead-up.]]
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work.
After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the fuck out of his [[dumbshit]] gf. As well as smashing the place up. Then he went straight to armory. His weapons of choice: 
*2 M2 carbines with 180 rounds
*7 Handgrenades

==The Killings==
First he went to the small town of Togok, that is near a Buddhist temple or a Nazi facility according to Google Maps, where he just started earning points by shooting randoms, including his dumb girlfriend who went to see what the fuck was going on.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum-Kon Togok-ri.jpg]] 
{{archive|0bANV|Temple or Camp?}}</center>
He then went to city of Gungnyu, where had had enough of phone operators and killed their sorry asses, so nobody could call for help.
<center>[[File:Woo Bum Kon Killing Map.png|600px]]</center>
At one point Woo was getting thirsty, merciless killing will do so when you are playing on [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston|Survival]]. So he had a 16-year old get him a soda from a nearby store. When the kid brought him the soda, he killed him and his family. When he said no sugar, he meant no fucking sugar.
After 8 hours of running from the law, they finally tracked him down. Only now he had taken a family hostage, whom he had scared, by telling them he was after a communist. So when the police finally got close, [[Postal 2|he an heroed explosive style by pulling a grenade]].

==Load Out==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': M2 Carbine
[[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|90px]]
|
A rifle stolen from a reserve forces weapons depot.
*'''35 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Grenade
[[Image:GTA4IconsGrenade.png|center|120px]]
|
The grenade he used when committing suicide.
*'''100 Damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Azn
<center>[[Image:Asian.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''Aiming accuracy x2 due to amazing math skillz.'''
*'''Intelligence stats x2.'''
*'''Surrendering stats x3.'''
|}
</center>

==Aftermath==
*Suh Chung-hwa - Interior Minister of South Korea resigned
*An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign
*The Government paid money to all the families
*[[Epic win|NEW HIGH SCORE FROM A FUCKING GOOK!]]

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>1VrpdCrhd0g</youtube>|<youtube>Jvj0-plgFSM</youtube>}}
</center>

==High Score==
{{GradedScore|'''56'''|Dam Son|12|56 kills, 35 injured|10|COP!|20|Held the FPS [[High Score]] until [[Anders]] stole it|17|For smacking his bitch up.|115|S|Let's Be Cops}}

{{Wanted|5}}

==See Also==
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - Another lulzy South Korean.
*[[Cops]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - Another FPS player the cops took a long-ass time to confront.
*[[South Korea]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Woo_Bum-kon_incident|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.nytimes.com/1982/04/28/world/seoul-is-stunned-by-policeman-s-slaying-of-56.html 1982 New York Times article] {{archive|GcRl|(archive)}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Azn}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Korea}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}
[[Category:People]]

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T11:29:57Z

PooF9:

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T11:28:01Z

PooF9:

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T11:22:28Z

PooF9: theres nothing in "background" so its useless keeping it there

Lim Do-bin

2026-05-17T11:21:40Z

PooF9:

User talk:Mercifulfag

2026-05-17T11:15:09Z

PooF9:

== Welcome aboard ==

I see you're the one who made that Tarrantula list on WPD. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 07:06, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

RIP this nigga's WPD acc. 😭 Ur posts were the shit man. Welcome indeed, hope ED's treating you better. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga and yes it is !!!! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 09:01, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

is it bc that article is protected or because my account is new or what??? It just says this This site can’t be reached

The web page at https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&action=history might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

ERR_INVALID_RESPONSE {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:No, it's currently broken. CLU is fixing it though. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

== why can't I edit loserinfo???? ==

Oh thanks nigga {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:If you're looking to add somebody to [[loserinfo]], I would recommend creating it in [[User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|your sandbox]] and keeping it there until Clu ''finally'' fixes it. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:40, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

==About [[Owen Ruvien]]==
People on WPD are saying you knew him. Is this true? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

:Another question about Owen Ruvien: You allege that he was a lurker on ED; should he be moved to the appropriate section on [[kill count by website]]? Also, you allege he convinced 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle; should his high score be upped to three depending on the veracity of these claims? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:06, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

its alleged that he got 3 girls to kill themselves on Omegle, that's only a statement he made without proof, he read the article about [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]] because I sent that singular article to him, he only saw that one article on ED, that's why I didnt put him in kill count by website, because what he did on the site wasn't notable [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:11, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:On a semi-related note, can we get a <nowiki><ref> </ref></nowiki> for the Romanian anon? Every ED user on [[Kill count by website]] has one (except [[AlGore]] and [[Bob8466]] since everyone knows their lore already). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:15, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ye ofc nigga, there was an image he sent of him scorlling thru the [[Juraj Krajčík]] page on here along with [[Anders]] page on here, they are on my Nokia, when I charge my Nokia, do I just upload the pictures here? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:18, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, do that. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

== sort of, not really ==

he followed me on tiktok bc of my shitty edits and he kept on adding me to "planning groups" or groups named larpwaffen, I didnt really engage much in those groups tho, from what ive seen in the group, they didnt really say anythign about attacks and most of the attacks that they perpetrated had 0 proof they even happened so i didnt give a fuck and i thought they were just larping like [[Mr. HJ]] and his friends {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== btw ==

hes friends with that nigga named "dzenan nukic", that 15 year old edgelord that larped stabbing up his school and he was also friends with another girl named stella who larped killing a gay man in austria lmfao, thats why i didnt give much atention to the "attack" when i was told it happened bc i thought je was just larping, honestly the 16 retards in the stream should have just reported him to the feds, they had 3 hours to do so

Shiet {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== Dude ==

All I did was copypaste your text from Owen R. to Owen Ruvien to swap which is the page and which is the redirect (the move feature doesn't work if the new name is already a page). There is no grand conspiracy to credit your work to me. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Its ok tho idrc [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 14 March 2026 (UTC) mercifulfag

== Linking to external sites ==

To do so, just type this:
[(link) (what you want it to show up as)]
Just thought I'd let you know because you said you didn't know how to in the summary of your edit on [[SIEGE™ Mask]]. I went ahead and did it for you btw. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:35, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thx nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:54, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Kutch]] ==

What evidence do you have of him being a WPD user? He isn't listed in the post being cited. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:44, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

About kutch, He was a watchpeopledie user and his username on the site is {{WPD|@fartboyswag222}} or smth like that, He was only recently banned because at the time of the attack they thought he was just larping, but recently the attack was confirmed by the filfipino police, {{ytlink|2FbgiApCGOk|This is the news video}}, Hes the one who posted "i will burn down my school", the school he attacked was OLOPSC which is retarded bc they have already had 2 deaths / security incidents in the school [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:03, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== [[Rafa Marvel]] ==

Is it October or November? You put the former on [[Tarrantulas]] but the latter on his page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 03:57, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

The date he wanted to attack the school was november 6, but he got àrrested by police on october 6, exactly a month before the attack, Than he brought a knife to his school but im not sure on which exact date [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:45, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

== anybody know how to visit an article after it was baleeted? ==

there was an article (made just a bit ago like 10-14 hours ago) but it was deleted a bit shortly after so i doubt its been archived, does qnybody know how to visit that article even when its been deleted? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:25, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

:Only admins can. But nothing recent is in the [[Special:Log/delete|plumbing log]] anyway. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

== idk ==

i was thinking about making a subsection in the tarrantulas page about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following him, (for example [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks]], [[Gökmen Tanis]]), Theres only a few tho, theres some more i can think of, this is a good idea or nah? {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}
:Why bring this here instead of [[Talk:Tarrantulas|the actual talk page]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

== You're not gonna believe this ==

Actually, you probably will, since this shit happens way too often. [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] just copypasted YOUR VERY OWN WPD POST for [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni|Gabriel]]'s section on the [[Tarrantulas]] page. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:42, 30 March 2026

Damn lol, well it was gonna happen at some point [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:15, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

== hi guys ==

i wanted to say how are you guys and i gope you guys are good and shit have a nice day niggaz i think idfk anyways does anybody have an estimate for when clu FIXES THE PROBLEM THAT IS FUCKING UP [[Loserinfo]] AND [[High Score]] thanks for reading mwah [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:13, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

:It's been like this for months. I would hope soon but I wouldn't say it's likely. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hey retarded AIDS Britfag porki==

Just what i know Im saying is go fuck yourself ipad kid larping as aids Britfag on this shitty web alone [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

okay nigger, your an Indian who larps as a German neo nazi Aryan, at least I accept the fact that I am a nigger, I am probably whiter than you in real life nigga AND I AM A BRITISH LIBYAN MIX (mean while you claim to be "fully Aryan german" which would make it even funnier if i was whiter than you) go back to your hut and beg for rupees you dirty jeet nigger. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

[[File:Middle-finger-vector-597880.jpg|200px|center]]

'''''''''FUCK YOU'''''''''

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NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:48, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== uh ==

is any nigga here an EDitor I want to piss on the indian guys user talk page can anybody unprotect it or anythign his user was gdnigger2012 he got banned recently so there's no reason to protect it 15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)15:52, 9 April 2026 (UTC)~~

:EDitors can't unprotect a page, only admins. But Editors can edit protected pages. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:57, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anybody fix the images ==

for [[Daniil Pulkin]], i already re-uploaded the picture of his face, but the others aren't working for me. {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}} NVEERMIND [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:18, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:That's because they all disappeared during the brief September downtime. Same thing happened to [[Reed Wischhusen]] and [[Lara Tolosa]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:20, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

:Ask [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] to reupload them (if he ever comes back online again). — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:26, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

oke [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:30, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== IVE BECOME A SHIA ==

ALIIII AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI YA ALI LETS LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP SHIA RAVE FUNK [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:56, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

== can anyone help meh make an article ==

help meh make an article about this shietty Lolcow named Kili [https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox|link kink limnk libnk to article / sandbox shit idk] [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:10, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

https://edramatica.com/User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox bc the link didn't work [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:11, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:What would you like help with on the article? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:23, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

some pics, im using a shitty Chromebook right now so my options of images are limited, I can only use Google and Google is kinda shit for an obscure faggot like this [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

:Where would there be information on him? I cannot find anything. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 16:38, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

There's archives of his videos on [[TikTok]] along with extra images of him. if you search up shit like "uttp Kili" or "kiliverse" you might find some stuff [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 16:42, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

== Are you really 13 lmao ? ==
I will be kinda impressed if it's true. [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 18:17, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:Only 5 days after Sandy Hook. I guess Isabelle and Lois were looking in the wrong place. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:21, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
yes nigga [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:44, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== not really needed but; ==

could anybody make an itch.io template? not sure if it really needed tho since only 9 pages use itch.io links. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

i could try ig --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:25, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks cous [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:27, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

{{Itchiogame|nigger|nigger|nigger}} here you go, its just for game links rn, ill figure out how to make it only for itchio users later --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 23:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

lets fugging gooooo thx nigger [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:26, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

heres the user templater: {{Itchiouser|niggas|nigga}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:09, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks havdea skibidi good day [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:23, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

==It will be glorious==

One day I shall once again and forevermore have thousands hypnotized by my charm!

I claim you all! Your hearts will beat to feed my sorcery! Your bodies shall be shells for my puppets and slaves! Your minds will be shattered and broken!

Every day when I awake, I shall jump to my crystal ball, and my loyal thralls will call me: DRAGON MOMMY!

YOUR Eternal, High Priestess DRAGON MOMMY.

Sweet dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! If they do, hit 'em with a shoe! Ghosts in the hall go BOO BOO BOO!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 01:51, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

nigga its 3:56 am give me a break im not gonna decode all this shit and find out what it means [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:56, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

Basically I am just saying that I wanna be friends with you all, but i am also bored so i am invading your talk pages with utter "slop".

Let's be friends!!!!

😘😘😘🐉🔮👾😈👽🇧🇹🔥🐲🚿💀🧀😶🥳💧😔🤑🤘👍

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 02:18, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

first off I need to know how old you are so I know you arent a glownigger sent from mossad to groom me [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

hahaha js kidding lets be friends regardless ! [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:26, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[:File:NainaiSuicide.mp4]] ==

Are you planning do anything with this video? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:14, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

Lim Do-bin

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PooF9:

Lim Do-bin

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PooF9:

Lim Do-bin

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PooF9:

Lim Do-bin

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PooF9:

PUBG

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PooF9: Redirected page to PUBG: Battlegrounds

#REDIRECT [[PUBG: Battlegrounds]]

User talk:Gooksu

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PooF9: whoopss...

{{Welcome}} --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 15:04, 15 May 2026 (UTC)

== welcum and shiet gooksu ==

wlecumm to ed [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 15:29, 15 May 2026 (UTC)

== Good job! ==

Thank you for removing all the AI from the [[PUBG: Battlegrounds]]. By the way, to sign your posts you can do it automatically by doing this <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 10:59, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Gooksu

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PooF9:

PUBG: Battlegrounds

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PooF9: gooksu removed all the ai shit now. good shit, gooksu

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'''''PUBG: Battlegrounds''''' (A.K.A. "Gooktnite") is this [[Gook]] video game that plagiarized [[H1Z1]] made by Krafton.

It is best known for its revolutionary approach to gaming: making players spend 20 minutes looking for a backpack, only to be shot in the back of the head by a guy hiding in a bathroom with a double-barrel shotgun.

==The Gameplay==
It is a game where the goal is to escape the magnetic field on a battlefield composed of Erangel, Miramar, Sanhok, Vikendi, Karakin, Haven, Taego, Paramo, [[Epic win|win]], and eat [[Chikins|chicken]].

== See Also ==
* [[Fortnite]]
* [[Call of Duty: Warzone]]
* [[South Korea]]

{{Gaming}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}

PUBG: Battlegrounds

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PooF9:

{{Sucks|I checked it through various AI detectors and they all said that it was ai [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 08:21, 17 May 2026 (UTC)}}
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{{Crapstub}}

'''''PUBG: Battlegrounds''''' (A.K.A. "Gooktnite"; formerly known as '''''PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds''''') is this [[Gook]] video game that plagiarized [[H1Z1]] made by Krafton.

It is best known for its revolutionary approach to gaming: making players spend 20 minutes looking for a backpack, only to be shot in the back of the head by a guy hiding in a bathroom with a double-barrel shotgun.

The Premise: Murder for Poultry.

The goal is simple: 100 people are thrown out of a cargo plane with nothing but their underwear and a prayer. You land on an island, scavenge for rusted [[Soviet]]-era weaponry, and try to stay inside a shrinking blue circle that smells like electricity and death. The last person standing is awarded a virtual chicken dinner, which has zero nutritional value and will not satisfy the hunger you've developed during the 40-minute match.

== See Also ==
* [[Fortnite]]
* [[Call of Duty: Warzone]]
* [[South Korea]]

{{Gaming}}
{{Azn}}
{{Korea}}

Tarrantulas

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PooF9: edit the table nigger

''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].''

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Australian Anon, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Patrik, Rangga) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. As a matter of fact, most of them are [[honorary Aryans]] nowadays, because it's not 2019 anymore and nobody cares about Christchurch anymore besides autistic brown kids. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

{{clear}}

=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

{{clear}}
=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

{{clear}}
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

{{clear}}
=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

{{clear}}

===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

{{clear}}

=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

{{clear}}
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

{{clear}}
=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

{{clear}}
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

{{clear}}

=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

{{clear}}

=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

{{clear}}
=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

{{clear}}

=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

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=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

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=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== Australian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Australian Anon.png|100px|thumb|left|The [[Australia|Australian]] copy of [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]]]

On July 2, 2024, in [[Australia]], a [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old boy]] went to Sydney University and stabbed a person of [[Asian]] descent before fleeing. He was eventually apprehended and stripped of his cringeworthy military clothing. His motives were that he was inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]].

**[https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/chilling-alleged-past-of-student-stabber/news-story/2f9ff91eed13ddff136ef86218fa3539 NEWS Coverage]
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Portuguese Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds, nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the 'arty before he was going to do the attack, he got doxed by [[Muslims]] and got v&. His father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
**{{sw|The_Portuguese|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

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=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

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=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
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=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
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=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

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=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

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=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

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=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
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=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

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=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

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=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

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=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
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=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
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=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
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=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
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=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

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=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

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=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
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=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

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=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

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=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

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=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

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=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

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=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

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=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

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===Indonesian Failure===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:FugginNiggerBitch.jpg|thumb|left|100px|When will these Indonesian LARPs stop flowing in?]]

On April 6, 2026, some Indonesian faggot named '''Rangga'''{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} planned to attack his school with a (probably) AI-generated manchildifesto. He had gotten a .22 LR handgun, a crossbow, Molotov cocktails, axes, and knives. However, this Satanist bitch told everybody about his plans on an "encrypted" app, WhatsApp, causing him to get [[Doxed|his face and his number leaked]], and also causing him to get sent to the [[Party Van]]. He claims his motive was "retaliation for bullying", but if you look through his Satanist background and his [[764]] connections, it's very easy to see through that shitty lie.
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YogNAUFvQDJQwYCBPxyvmw7vJ71Vbbeu Document full of info about him]

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=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

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=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

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=== Mexifag ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Killernain.jpg|thumb|left|100px|You weren't gonna do anything anyways]]

In May, 2026, A TikTok user with the name '''Killernain''' promised that he would attack a supermarket or an [[Adam Lanza|Elementary school]], he had about 15 knives (all ruined with shit worthy Tarrantula weapon scribblings), and 1 hammer. Some of his writings on his knife include "Catch this, [[Kike|Jew]]!", "Brenton Tarrant", "Anders Breivik" and "Elliot Rodger". He would eventually be arrested and put in rehab.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Patrik Gjrgrev
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rangga
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angelina Han Hicks
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Killernain
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
</table>}}
</center>

== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.
* Tell them they will be in the [[Loserinfo]] section instead of getting their own page.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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