Chris Harper-Mercer

2025-03-30T00:46:50Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Chris Harper-Mercer'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 26, 1989}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 1, 2015 (aged 26)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Birth:'''|[[Britfag]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 9, injured 8}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|"[[Edgelord|For Satan I do this]]", [[incel]]}}
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Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st, [[2015]], by a [[beta male]] [[soy boy]] bald faggot named '''Chris Harper-Mercer'''{{Satanist}} ''(AKA ironcross45, lithium_love)'', who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a [[headshot]] [[Impressed|delivered through a window]]. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on [[r9gay]], marking the end of his existence with a "[[Forced meme|watch the news]]" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered.

His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being a dedicated gamer and early reports indicate he was involved in [[Gamergate|#Gamergate]] as well as [[Reddit|r/atheism]]. <s>All of his victims were [[cumdumpster|women]].</s> (Unfortunately not.) Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a [[Arrow to the knee|arrow to the knee]], if yes they took a [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|bullet to the head]]. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of [[old meme|dried up memes]] in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by [[forever alone|tfw no gf]]. Chris was the recipient of the 2015 [[Golden iPod]].

== Background ==

[[File:Anthony agape.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris, in a brighter time]]

Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the [[Ireland#The_IRA|IRA]]. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of [[Industrial|industrial music]] such as [[Trent Reznor|Nine Inch Nails]] and science fiction. He was also a manlet standing in at 5' 9<nowiki>''</nowiki> and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and [[incel|hater of women]], Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan.

Harper-Mercer was diagnosed with [[High Functioning Autism|high-functioning autism]] due to being a Minecraft player. In addition to murdering nine students at his school, he was also the production assistant of the Centerstage Theatre at UCC, an organization which [[Delete fucking everything|removed its entire facebook page]] to hide their association.

Politically, Chris was a [[Cuckservative]] and strongly opposed both alcohol and drugs, which makes this yet another right-wing domestic terrorist attack. His race is listed as "mixed" making him [[Halfrican|half-white/half-subhuman]]. AKA a nigger.

He is also a [[Theneedledrop|web-renown music critic]].

== Shooting ==
[[File:Chris Centennial.png|thumb|250px|The Centennial revolver]]
[[File:Chris Harper-Mercer AR15.png|thumb|left|250px|Unused AR]]
[[File:Chris Hi-Point.png|thumb|250px|The Hi-Point]]
[[File:Chris Harper-Mercer LuLu IRL.png|thumb|left|250px|His beloved Lulu he kept at home]]
[[File:Chris CZ-70.jpg|thumb|250px|Unused CZ-70 found at home]]

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*'''Primary''': 9mm Glock.
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*A regular 9mm Glock, a pretty solid gun. '''21~35 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Taurus PT92
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*Beretta 92 clone. Typical 9mm. '''19~27 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Hi-Point CF-380
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*Shitty, cheap Hi Point pistol chambered in a weak caliber. jams a lot. '''10~15 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': S&W M99
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* Smith and Wesson M99 chambered in .40. Packs a pretty good punch. '''25-39 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': S&W Centennial
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*Your average revolver chambered in the relatively weak .38. '''13~26 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': AR15
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*Tacticool ass-salt rifle that he DIDN'T FUCKING USE. The most powerful gun Chris had. '''25~45 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk''': Incel
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*Double damage to pretty girls or womans
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[[File:chris harper mercer.jpg|thumb|Picture taken by a FedEx driver of Chris while shooting up the school, shortly before becoming an hero]]
[[File:Chris Harper-Mercer Dank Memes.jpg|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:Snyder Hall.png|thumb|left|Where shit went down]]
[[File:Wtc bush lol.jpg|thumb|so long sand monkeys]]
After making his final post [[Goodnight,_Sweet_Prince|bidding farewell]] to his fellow [[MRA|loveless]] robots, Chris packed some handguns and a rifle and stormed his college science lab. His first shot was to the head of the teacher, through a window, letting everyone know he meant business. Chris then entered the classroom and told a few of the females to stand up and announce whether or not they were Christians. The ones who said they were Christians got shot in the face, the ones who were not were spared with a shot to the leg. He then proceeded to a second classroom and asked the question again, killing off a few more God fearing female gamers.

Chris could have won a 100% accuracy achievement but instead sacrificed it for ill-fated style points by posing the God question, poorly thought out since both the Columbine Shooters (allegedly) and [[Jeff Weise]] did the same thing, ultimately hurting his final score. His spree culminated with a shoot-out against the police that ended before it even began.

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<center>Umpqua Community College 911 Calls
 
[[File:Umpqua Community College Shooting 911 Call.mp3]]</center>

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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|9| |12|[[Le 56 Face|56%]] kill rate (professional)|10.6|Yet another [[Columbine|"Do you believe]] [[Jeff Weise|in God"]] copycat|15|First disciple of [[Elliot Rodger]]|20|OP that delivers|[[666|66.6]]|C-|Congratulations on your mediocrity}}

{{Wanted|2}}

== Quotes ==

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|The shooter was asking people to stand up and state their religion and then started firing away. |{{archive|a4YfD|Kortney Moore}}. A witness and most likely [[nigger|niggress]] based on how she spells Courtney.

|I will not give him the credit he probably sought prior to this horrific and cowardly act. 

|Officer's words. So much for that plan, eh?

|I have noticed that so many people like him are all alone and unknown, yet when they spill a little blood, the whole world knows who they are.… His face splashed across every screen, his name across the lips of every person on the planet, all in the course of one day. Seems the more people you kill, the more you're in the limelight.

|Chris' comment on a torrent site

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=== [[So Cash|Chris cash]] ===
[[File:Oregon cash.jpg|thumb|left]]
Hey Christfags,

My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Christians who spend every second of their day worshipping a false deity. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever practised incest? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they have different beliefs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than black magic.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shoot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a Wiccan, and support the IRA freedom fighters. What hobbies do you do, other than "spread the word of jeezus"? I also get straight A's, and have a cool myspace (I just praised Vester Flanagan; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who will die by my hand. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my gun.
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== Videos ==
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|<youtube>bWI86Ue1iyw</youtube><center>'''Chris buys a gun'''</center>
|<youtube>vZrF8kpGj8Y</youtube><center>'''Theme Song'''</center>
|<youtube>GDiOmviCq3U</youtube><center>'''This video sums up everything.'''</center>
|<youtube>QovJ_x9i5X8</youtube><center>'''Obeezy's speech.'''</center>
|<youtube>LU4W0ef2654</youtube><center>'''Old Media falls for 4chan Trolling'''</center>
|<youtube>Sn7QvnhJgeA</youtube><center>'''like columbine & jeff weise'''</center>
|<youtube>ZGEkOR-LGyE</youtube><center>'''More news footage.'''</center>
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== Chris 2.0 ==
Only a week after Mr. Mercer's massacre, a gunman somewhere in [[Arizona]] got mad & shot up his fraternity. The shooter did not become [[An Hero]] and will now live the rest of his life getting fucked up the ass by [[bubba]]. Sadly, only 1 person died out of four people shot.

A similar incident nearly happened when some [[bix nood]] named Christian Pryor threatened to shoot up a university in some cow town in California. Rather than simple groid rage, the shooter threatened to carry out his attack due to betaness. Sadly the Pryor got fryer'd before being able to carry out his attack. Following his arrest he was transferred to another institution- [[Prison|Nigger University]].

==Gallery==

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File:Chris Harper-Mercer.jpg|First released picture.
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File:Chris-harper-mercer-realfb.jpg|Last known selfie.
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File:Chris NRA.jpg|[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|THE NRA SUPPORTS TERRORISM!!!1]]
File:Chris Mental.jpg|Mental health support fails once again!
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File:Chris Harper-Mercer crib1.png|The shithole he calls home.
File:Chris Harper-Mercer crib2.png|RIP 'puter.
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File:ChrisHarperIroncross45.png|Dating profile.
File:ChrisHarper-KV.png|tfw no gf
File:Chris Harper-Mercer SS Cap.png|If only he had worn it to the shooting.
File:Chris Harper-Mercer Penpals.png|Looking for a penpal?
File:ChrisHarper-ProductionAssistant.png|Looking for a production assistant?
File:Chris Harper Mercer Pol.jpg|/pol/ is on the case.
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===Aftermath===
[[Censorship|Just don't expect to get to see any of the bodies]].

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===Parodies===
Chris left an immortal meme legacy in the wake of his bloodbath. Basically, people parody his infamous last words with the following formula:

Some of you ___ are pretty alright. Don't ___ tomorrow. So long, ___.

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== See Also ==
[[File:Kuhtoons Chris Harper-Mercer.png|thumb|His distant cousin, [[Professor Kuhtoons|Kevin]].]]
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|thumb|This [[manchild|king's]] commemorative [[Golden iPod]] of 2015]]

* [[Dylan Klebold]], [[Jeff Weise]] - both shooters asked their victims "[[Do you believe in god]]?"
* [[Cho Seung Hui]] - Owner of the
* [[Columbine Copycats]]
* [[Copypasta]] - Some of you guys are alright, don't come to school tomorrow.
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - Supreme gentleman and patron saint of r9k
* [[Gamergate]]
* [[Incel]]
* [[Ireland]]
* [[OP]] delivered!
* [[School Shooting]]

* [[卐]]

== External Links ==
* [[:File:Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf|Manifesto of Chris Mercer]]
* {{fb|100001354367787|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Facebook account, now deleted.
* {{fb|100009881532689|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Email address '''ironcross45@gmail.com''' links to this facebook sock.
* {{myspace|344765151|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Friend of Tom. - {{wayback|https://myspace.com/344765151|20151002010147}}
* {{archive|XjY47|Dox}}
* [https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Dick-Exploiting-Idiot/dp/1537033484 Chris's book: "How To Be A Dick" on Amazon]
* [http://archive.fo/0Hafm '''Mashable profile''']
* [http://archive.fo/KoiNI '''Official blog'''] where Chris talks about other school shooters.
* [http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/ironcross45/profile/ '''Photobucket'''] Chris Harper-Mercer [[autism|loved his]] [[Minecraft]]. - {{archive|kaaxH}}
* [http://archive.fo/6z0Mk Archived /r9k/ watch the news thread.]
* [http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/10/02/oregon-shooter-chris-harper-mercer-was-british-born-supported-irish-republicanism/ Born a Britfag].
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/03/us/chris-harper-mercer-umpqua-community-college-shooting.html "I'm a nurse and also have an Aspergers kid."]
* [http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2015/10/oregon_school_shooting_douglas.html "Possibly an hero after all."]
* [http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2017/09/ucc_shooting_investigation_sho.html Moar pix n shit]
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/harper-mercer_blog_1.0.pdf Chris Harper-Mercer’s Blog ARCHIVE]
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/harper-mercer_dating_profile.pdf Dating profile ARCHIVE]

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