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High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-22T03:38:25Z

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The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
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! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]10
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]10
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]10
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]10
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]10
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]10
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 17
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Alexandre Souza or Charles Marsillac]]8
| 59
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]10
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
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1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. 4 musicians died in 1 helicopter.

9. Minus 1 depending on the pilot.

10. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.
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Iran

2026-06-21T03:11:58Z

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'''Iran''' is a [[Batshit insane|backwards]] [[Islam]]ic nation in the Middle East which is next in line to receive the gift of [[Death|freedom]] from the [[USA]]. Iran borders [[Iraq]], which already has [[freedom]].

[[File:Iran's_Offical_Radioactive_Flag.PNG|thumb|Iran should change its official flag to this to see the Americans rage!]]

Being the holy [[Islam]]ic nation that it is, Iran has quite lulzy laws and punishments. So no "[[Feminist|liberated]]" [[women]], no [[alcohol]], no [[secks]], no [[faggotry]], and no [[fapping]]. Penalties for committing these forbidden acts include such lulzy punishments as chopping people's hands off, mutilation, stoning, crucifixion, public beheading, and firing squads. How exciting! Iran is also known for rightfully hating the [[Jews]] and exposing the lies created by them them, including, chief among them, [[JEWS DID WTC|the true story of the 9/11 attacks]], as well as being enlightened [[Holocaust denial|holocaust deniers]].

Iran also has what the [[Kikes]] and [[USA|'Murikans]] consider to be a "nuclear weapons development program", despite repeated [[UN]] inspections saying that there is no such thing. Like with many other [[Muslim]] nations, the Kike-controlled USA must have an excuse to invade the shithole and <s>steal their oil</s> bestow freedom, democracy, and prosperity unto the people of that country. Iran is a totalitarian state, which supports terrorism, discriminates girls and women, persecutes and/or oppresses homosexuals, religious and also ethnic minorities and wants to become the next [[Nazi|Nazi Germany]].

[[Image:111jnmu.JPG|thumb|What sexy Poorsean Girls look like. Even uglier than [[Arabs]], from whom they are otherwise indistinguishable.]]

== History ==

[[Image:Xerxes.jpg|thumb|left|Xerxes, the Persian [[King]], throws a hissyfit when thousands of years after the Battle of Thermopyæ he gets re-pwnt by [[300|Sparta]] in the form of an androgynous gigolo.]]

Persia was a superpower [[at least 100 years ago]], but in the wake of some severe [[pwnd|pwnage]] at the hands of a [[Greek|faggot]] army led by a [[300|SPARTAAAN!!!]] After spending what seemed like [[forever]] to get their shit back from the Greeks, they were pwned by more [[Romans|faggots]], and when it was Persia's turn for some pwnage in return, they got pwned by the [[Arabs]].

To add more to this tragedy, it also hasn't helped matters that Iran is made up of [[Shit|Shiite]] [[Muslims]], and thus is cursed by their own god, [[Allah]], since everyone knows that all true authority comes from the Caliphate of Abu Bakr and is of course not reckoned by way of the lineage of Fatima, [[retard|retards]].

Most Muslims (especially Arabs) hate the Iranians and pwn them in their own countries when pushed into doing so because the Iranians ''only'' gave up their culture, [[religion]], way of life, dignity, and civilization for Islam.

Modern Persian history is short and uninteresting. The Persian Empire fell apart, the Persians told their [[King|Shah]] to [[GTFO]] and had a [[democracy]], then Homeyni came along and got the Iranian lifestyle 15 centuries back, especially for the bitches. Then the whole nation consecutively got raped by [[Britain]], [[France]] and [[USA]].
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Then some time in the 70s, the Iranians got pissed off by Shah being constantly [[Surprise_buttsex|rear-ended]] by the [[Americans]] and [[British]], not to mention all those decadent ideas from the West such as [[civil rights]], [[feminism]], [[liberalism]], [[pornography]], [[etc]] were corrupting the youth and had to be stopped. President Jimmy Carter at the time promised to help his butt-buddy the Shah, but was instead fiddling away whilst Iran burned.

After all that shit went down, the Iranians naturally put a [[fanatic|Mullah]] in charge, whilst one might bitch about [[booze]] and pornography being dealt away with, one must remember these guys made [[homosexuality]] a crime, raised the [[age of consent]] (was 9f & 14m but as of 2002 legislation is now 12 for girls and 14 for boys so as long as it's married), and undid all the things feminists have had to whine and bitch so much for. However ever since Iran refused to be on the receiving end of their dubious relationship with West, they've been pretty much openly buying terrorists their gear and shit like a rapist being caught in broad day light.

[[Image:Policeladies.jpg|thumb|Iranian policewomen apprehending a [[whore|woman who flashed her ankles.]] ]]

The Iranians still not content with their [[faggotry|culture]], then went on to troll the [[Americans]] by [[raid]]ing the embassy in Tehran, needless to say, [[nothing of value was lost]] so the hostages had to wait 444 days to return home as no-one could really give a shit, but hey Great Honourable President [[Reagan]] apparently thought they were worth saving and so traded ballistic missiles for the irreplaceable skin-sacks.

About the same time in the [[80s]], Iran got [[butthurt]] with it's increasingly [[secular]] neighbour [[Iraq]], and wanted to pwn [[Saddam Hussein]] and his [[hookers and blow|"anti-Islamic"]] ways. Soon both sides went into the equivalent of a shitty [[cat fight]] with the Americans '''and''' Russians donating whatever crap they could put aside towards the Iraqis. Despite fighting the war essentially alone against Iraq which had been porked up with [[American]] and [[Russian]] gear, the Iranians managed to avoid losing, though they still [[failed]] to do anything like capture the delicious Iraqi oil. Despite this they still [[facepalm|claimed they won]]...
[[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|So what is Iran up to these days?]]

The end of the Iran-Iraq war was particularly lulzy. A US destroyer hit a Iranian mine while guarding FREEDOM, and in response the USA blew the fuck out of several oil platforms and frigates. Later, a US cruiser shot down an airliner full of Iranian civilians because they SOMEHOW thought it was an attacking F-14.

[[Image:Mahmoud hates you.jpg|center|]]

== [[Jews|Kikes]] vs. Cats, older than [[Jesus]] ==

<s>Ok faggots, long story short [[George Washington|Cyrus the not so great]] brought the wandering [[Sandniggers|Jews]] to [[Israel|Iran]] and let them enjoy citizenship. Two centuries later [[300|Xerxes]] let them have an [[Holocaust|orgy]] on Iranians because his [[Bitch|Jewife]] told him so.</s> Pics or it didn't happen.

== Nukes ==

Jews have nukes so Persians must too, amirite? Lol yeah!

Iranians appear to have been on the verge of producing nuclear weapons for the past thirty years, and many [[Republicans|responsible American patriots]] argue that time is running out and something must be done soon. The Iranians have always denied these claims, even though their entire foreign policy is sending <s>and arming</s> [[terrorist]] against a certain [[Israel|non-Islamic country in the Middle-East]] and [[trolling]] the allies of said non-Islamic country, by making bedfellows with their worst enemies such as the <s>fascist dictator</s> great honorable [[Hugo Chavez]] and [[Hamas]].

So there might be two reasons why Iranians don't have the nukes yet. One possible reason is that their scientists are simply not cut for it. They bought the blueprints for this [[old|60 year-old]] technology from Pakistan long time ago. Not being able to reconstruct the nuke from the blueprints doesn't exactly make you a stupid person, but you shouldn't call yourself a nuclear scientist either.

The other possibility is that those monkeys are actually smarter than they look. If Iran gets nukes it will likely cause a nuclear war with Israel and/or the United States, which Iran can survive for a few minutes at best. They might be able to blow up Tel-Aviv first, but even the Ayatollahs may have decided that it wouldn't make up for everybody in their own country being either dead or dying from the radiation. So they may have decided instead that having a perpetual nuclear weapons program is scary enough.

==Anti-Iranian Propaganda In ''My'' Free Press?==

[[Image:Iran shoops new york times.jpg|right|Free & unabridged speech rules, [[no|amirite]]?]]

It is often claimed that the West has the greater moral fibre as the current Iranian regime, brainwashes and coerces their populace into believing a false reality. This has become so bad that the Iranians had infiltrated the [[New York Times]] and published [[shoops]] of the Iranian missile program, so that even abroad the enemies of Iran will tremble in fear.

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== How to Identify an Iranian ==
[[Image:Mona Lisa IR.jpg|thumb|Mona Lisa in Iranian style]]
[[Image:NoHomosexInIran.jpg|thumb|No [[Faggot|homosex]] in Iran lol!]]

* Jew (but have the highest number of nose-job operations in the world - wikipedia verified)
* Smells of shit
*confusable for a european jew
* Unibrow
*Muslim crackers
* Tasteless [[jewelry]]
* Hideously [[ugly]]
* jew jew jew jew jew
* [[Rages]] traumatically if mistaken with an [[Arab]], from whom they are physically indistinguishable.
* Gets all [[butthurt]] when your country provides medical care for its abdicated tyrant.
* Holds [[you]] hostage for 444 days or 333 days or something and Jimmy Carter is powerless to help you.
* [[Hirsute|Hairier than Bigfoot]]
* [[Butthurt]] about how hollywood turned [[Xerxes]] into a black person (because Iranians are Arab not [[niggers]])
* Wants to blow up [[Israel]] (incidentally the West too), but also wants to (but won't) fuck up the Arabs afterwards.
* Is busy metaphorically rimjobing the prophet [[Muhammad]] who actually hated Persians and had his successor invade their country.
* Masterminds [[terrorism]] in [[Iraq]], [[Lebanon]], and [[Palestine]], just as all [[fail|Muslim nations]] with disposable income love to do.

== Famous Iranians or People of Iranian/Persian Ancestry ==

[[Image:IranHomo.JPG|center|250px|]]

* [[Freddie Mercury]]<s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard that, he was Indian]] </s>(He had Persian ancestry so he counts!).

(really makes you think, huh?)

* [[Roosh V]]

== Mo' like "Democrazy," [[amirite]] [[gentlemen|fellows]]? ==

[[Image:A chalanger appears.jpg|thumb|left|One is an [[white|Aryan]], the other is a [[serious|real]] Jewish-[[nazi|Aryan]]. [[A challenger appears]]!]]

International tiny toon [[Adolf Hitler|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] did not like the results of the recent election to determine the HSNIC of the nuclear desert shithole. Rival Hossein Mousavi has told his supporters to [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH]] and take it the streets! Hossein Mousavi challenged Mahmoud for the Iranian presidency due to the incumbent's lack of beard which is essential to capture oil, the only thing that makes this country worth anyone's shit.

The two [[lemon party|parties]] are stalking the country's cities, hitting each other with lead pipes as the [[government]] sends in tanks and riot poe-poes. You can do your part too, [[faggot]], by sending a strong message with a [[facebook]] group or some retarded stamp with scrolling text on [[Deviantart]].

*Ahmadinejad confident he will win election and lays out an ingenious military reform act with many charts!
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==[[Jews|Raidfags and their shenanigans]]==
On 15 June, wired news reports that [[protestfag|protesters in the west]] have begun a massive DDOS attack on Iranian government sites. Which not only pisses off regular Iranian people, but enables the [[government]] to redirect the DDOS to the opposition sites, thus proving yet again that protestfags are massive [[failures]].

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/06/activists-launch-hack-attacks-on-tehran-regime/

You can find a list of targets here

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dc4rpwn7_0g7xxc4d3

[[image:Anon_Iran.png|center|800px|]]
[[Image:New_Tor_clients_from_Iranian_IP_space.png|thumb|Rising numbers of [[Anonymous]] Iranians!]]
You knew it was bound to happen. A bunch of 14 year old raidfags with no knowledge or connection to Iran what so ever trying to make themselves useful by setting up an [[English]] forum and advertising it on English websites, [[Unrealistic_Expectations|hoping to compete]] with the already established Persian protest-forums.

==How to troll Iranians==
*Call them an Arab.
*Say "Fuck ALLAH!" in the middle of a sound argument about religion.
*Tell them there's no freedom of religion in their country
*Tell them Iranian women become sluts when they move outside Iran and they can't do anything about it.
*Tell them you are an Atheist and beg them for not attacking you.
*Ask them why Iranian women are hairy.
*Inform them that their mother is out of shaving cream.
*Ask them why they stone women to death.
*Tell them they made no contribution to the human history.
*Ask them why they are poorer than Israel despite the support of Allah.
*Ask them to join Christianity.
*Tell them they are terrorists.
*Tell them their country is a threat to the world.
*Tell them how common homosexuality is in their country due to the lack of vaginal intercourse among men and women.
*Tell them Genghis Khan was a gift of God to get rid of the Iranians.
*Ask them how [[Best Korea|an isolated 4th world country]] managed to get nukes and they didn't.

==How To Protest An Election In Iran==

Somebody over in Iran managed to get some footage of a girl dying in the streets, shot after being involved in a protest. Of course it was uploaded to [[youtube]] before some [[fundie|mullah]] could pull the plug. The comments about the video predictably went from one extreme to the other as [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=bbdEf0QRsLM&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DbbdEf0QRsLM everybody raged]. [[Some argue|Some Aruge]] that this girl was actually shot by [[spies|British Intelligent Agency]] or [[CIA]].

Somehow, or more predictably, ''because of'' the rage, [[Americans]] decided to use the video as a [[penis|soapbox]] so that they could rant and rave about their beliefs, who was a better president, which was to blame, and gun control ([[WTF]]?). At the time of this update, there have only been 300 views of the video, but there have been over a thousand comments made. Oh [[You]]! I love the [[internet]].

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{{quote|1=Protestors are buzzards, they make a party when smell dead meat. SOME students (because are not all, im student, too) are just brainwashed elitists, they dont have support from the normal average iranian. I don't like Amademajad aswell, although some of my relatives like him, but older people knows how is Mosavi, that is why some students support him, they are elitists, and they cant remember who is he.
|2={{yt|u|Thelastzomg}}, an Afghani, weighs in on the topic... and doesn't have any clue either.}}

[[Image:PedobearRioterIdentified.jpg|thumb|I demand rights for hot Persian lolis!]]

{{quote|وای وای ننگ بر جمهوری اسلامی
خدا لعنتتون کنه -خدا نابودتون کنه |Somebody else in the thread, it probably says something like "death to americans."}}

{{quote|Um. Idiot about what? That he wants Iran to have peace and freedom? That he wants to live under a ruler that doesn't give orders to his soldiers to randomly shoot his own people? I'm not sure why you're calling him an idiot, but I'm not seeing a reason for it. And even if he is an idiot, it's his decision to be an idiot. There's no reason to be rude or aggressive over it.|Idiots calling idiots idiots.}}

{{quote|What a hero Obama sent a message that the world is watching-what with popcorn and diet coke-shit if you're a fucking bastard pussy at least pretend to have balls!!|This lulu chick is just as nuts as Ahmadinejad.}}

* Growing tired of all the mischievous pranks and {{colortext|green|'''green'''}} lipgloss, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad unleashes the [[Party Van|hounds]] (June 20, 2009). 

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==Fun Facts==

[[File:Ahmadinejad-chimp.jpg|thumb|The Iranian Zoo's favorite primate.]]

<s>There is no age of consent, if you get laid, you'll get stoned to death.</s> Fuck off! it's '''Nine years old''' ([[amiright|more like nice years old]]).

The reason they don't have active homosexuality is they are virgins. You can call that closet capsules.

[[serious|You can kill a person who has a different religion (i.e. Jew) because they are MINORITIES]]. However you will be having a hangover out with ropes and Ikea chairs at the end.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_the_Islamic_Republic_of_Iran]

You can even take the same steps toward [[jews|minorities]] in the name of God and not get a ticket.

They buy flags to burn them.

== Gallery of Iranian Culture ==

{{cg||IranPix|center|<gallery>
File:IranPrez.jpg|[[how do I shot web?|HOW DO I RAISED ROOF]]
File:Irannoapprove.jpg|Iran never approves - mainly of [[Jews]], Israel, happiness, and sodomites.
File:Mahmoudhippie.jpg
File:IRANIANS.jpg|[[Gentlemen|IRANIANS.]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ahmadinejad_Is_Ready.jpg|Iranian national anthem
File:Connery Khomeini.jpg
File:Ahmadinejad_troll.jpg
File:Mideastthennow.jpg
File:Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hoseyni Khameme.jpg|[[forced meme]] is forced
File:Iran president Nagheenanajar wearing sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Iraan.jpg|How to get there
File:Traditional Iranian clothing.jpg|Traditional [[Germany|Iranian]] clothing.
File:Advicedog-iran.jpg
File:GayTeansHangingOut.jpg|Gay teens in iran hanging out.
File:MullahJustice-X.gif|There's an idea.
File:Ahmadihejad solution.gif|WIN!
File:Iran_-_Cockroaches.jpg
File:Perisanwomaninniquab.jpg|An average Iranian woman
File:Aniranianwoman.jpg
File:JasmineIranian.jpg
File:Why Iranians Are Terrorists.jpg
File:Iranian Luv.JPG
</gallery>}} 

== See Also ==

*[[Internet Revolution]]
*[[Afghanistan]]
*[[Azerbaijan]]
*[[Defense Industries Organization]]
*[[Iraq]]
*[[Kurdistan]]
*[[Sandnigger]]
*[[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL]]
*[[FOB]]
*[[Persian Poet Gal]]
*[[Turkey]]
*[[Yemen]]

== External Links ==

Additional links to the Iran vs. Amurika and it's fuck buddies drama:

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20141207155849/http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/opinion/a-europe-iran-war.html| Eurofags and Amurikans butthurt about the fact that Iran is potentially developing nuclear weapons from their "new" nuclear program]
* [https://archive.is/K1Mig| The inbred, Americunt, Christfag politicans are now deciding to wage war against Iran. Much lulz will ensure!]

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Soyjak.party

2026-06-20T02:56:51Z

P0008874: /* Owners */

{{spoiler|JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!}}
{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS (lol jk)}}
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''"/qa/" redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]'' 
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet, [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|shutting 4chan down]]|homepage=<s>[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]</s>
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
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[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

===Quote===
The current admin responsibility to [[SHUT IT DOWN]] the party in 2029

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
[[File:1748065873658.png|400px|thumb|right]]
In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, use Pepe image spam and say JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - Everybody does!
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - Milked Dry [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[SHUT IT DOWN]] - The current administration.
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
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*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
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2026-06-20T02:53:58Z

P0008874: /* Soy also */

{{spoiler|JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!}}
{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS (lol jk)}}
{{Gem}}
''"/qa/" redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]'' 
''"Soyjak" also redirects here. Because it just does, ok?''
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet, [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|shutting 4chan down]]|homepage=<s>[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]</s>
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
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[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
[[File:1748065873658.png|400px|thumb|right]]
In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, use Pepe image spam and say JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Soy also==
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*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - Everybody does!
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - Milked Dry [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[SHUT IT DOWN]] - The current administration.
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s>

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Fallenchungus

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{{Aspergers}}
{{Spics}}
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[[File:fallenchungus fat IRL.jpeg|thumb]]
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[[File:Fallenchungus bellyrubs.gif|thumb|Looks like he swallowed a medicine ball]]
'''Fallenchungus''', a.k.a. '''Datsmojo''', ([[powerword]]: '''Francis Joseph Benditt IV''') is a [[Fat]] retard and [[unfunny]] [[webcomic]] [[artfag|artist]] from [[Xitter]] best known for his series of [[MS Paint]] comics featuring characters known as "pinheads" making mildly offensive retorts at each other. These comics garnered a niche level of popularity despite how unfunny they are due to their [[exploitable|exploitability]]. While his comics are horribly unfunny and rely entirely on said exploitability to spread around, Fallenchungus himself is actually a hilarious [[lolcow]] who habitually reveals embarrassing secrets about himself such as his [[Fart Fetish|fart fetish]] then expecting people to not make fun of him for it, then tard-raging and [[suicide]]-[[baiting]] whenever it inevitably does happen. Sometime down the line, [[trolls]] started making his comics more than mildly offensive by [[shooping]] [[racism]] into them, therefore being actually [[funny]].

Some of his [[exploitable]]s are viewable below (although I wouldn't recommend viewing them) and all of them have [[Know Your Meme]] articles because apparently each and every single one of his sub-"memes" are really just ''that'' notable:
<center><gallery>
fallenchungus bro-visited-his-friend-friendpilled-visitmaxxer.png|{{KYM|memes/bro-visited-his-friend-friendpilled-visitmaxxer|"Bro Visited His Friend/Friendpilled Visitmaxxer"}}
fallenchungus this-fucking-sucks-actually-literal-coolest-thing-ever.png|{{KYM|memes/this-fucking-sucks-actually-literal-coolest-thing-ever|"This Fucking Sucks Actually/Literal Coolest Thing Ever"}}
fallenchungus look-man-he-helped-me-through-a-very-tough-time.png|{{KYM|memes/look-man-he-helped-me-through-a-very-tough-time|"Look Man, He Helped Me Through A Very Tough Time"}}
fallenchungus i-fucking-hate-you-and-hope-you-die.png|{{KYM|memes/i-fucking-hate-you-and-hope-you-die|"I Fucking Hate You And Hope You Die"}}
fallenchungus who-are-you-people-i-thought-i-hired-goons.png|{{KYM|memes/who-are-you-people-i-thought-i-hired-goons|"Who Are You People? I Thought I Hired Goons"}}
fallenchungus ever-heard-of-dark-humor-buddy.jpg|{{KYM|memes/ever-heard-of-dark-humor-buddy|"Ever Heard Of Dark Humor, Buddy?"}}
fallenchungus its-called-aura-bruh-you-smell-like-pure-unfettered-ass.png|{{KYM|memes/its-called-aura-bruh-you-smell-like-pure-unfettered-ass|"It's Called Aura/Bruh You Smell Like Pure Unfettered Ass"}}
fallenchungus i-dont-like-that-you-should-kill-yourself.png|{{KYM|memes/i-dont-like-that-you-should-kill-yourself|"I Don't Like That. You Should Kill Yourself."}}
</gallery></center>

==Frank's Faults==
Over the course of franks comic career, he has done some incredibly stupid things such as:
*Bait suicide numerous times and never actually go through with it.
*Overshare personal information.
*Fetishize trannies.
*Dox his aunt and command his Twitter army to harass her.
*Rage at his dox when it was posted by trolls, thus confirming the dox to be true.
*Accidentally give his account away to an imposter.
*Being horny on main.
*Openly announce that he has a fart fetish.
*[[OtterWhiskers|Creepily rubbing his belly during Discord calls.]]
*Rape a 13-year-old girl during his stay at a psyche ward.

==Liquidchungus Saga==
On Nov. 1st, 2024, Fallenchungus sells his account to an impersonator aptly dubbed "[[Liquid Chris|Liquidchungus]]" for $200 in yet another vow to quit the internet before immediately changing his mind and asking for it to be deactivated instead, giving the imposter a full refund only to be locked out of his account permanently. In a last-ditch effort, Fallenchungus urged people to mass report his old Twitter account and has even gone so far as to write up a [[personal army]] request on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread, which was turned away as per usual. LiquidChungus' first order of action was to leak Francis' bookmarks full of [[BBW|fat porn]], [[vore]] porn, and ''[[Pizza Tower]]'' porn, and all in one day no less. All-in-all, Fallenchungus was sneakily replaced by some rando and [[nothing of value was lost|nobody really cared]].

While originally hostile towards Liquidchungus, they eventually came to an agreement where he could still draw Pinhead comics for the account. However, their relationship turned sour again because Fallenchungus hates everything and everyone.

==Frankpocolypse==
The Frankpocolypse is Fallenchungus' biggest scandal yet. On May 14, 2025, information was leaked revealing that he groomed and raped a [[16-year-old girl|fifteen-year-old girl]] during his luxurious stay at a psych ward for one of his iconic suicide baitings.

==Gallery==
Fan art:
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==See Also==
*[[Big Chungus]]
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - Reposted one of his comics on [[TikTok]] once, so she's basically his biggest fan.
*[[PizzaCakeComic]]
*[[Soyjak.party]] - Gemming up Since April 20, 2024
*[[StoneToss]]

==External Links==
*{{kf|196329|Kiwi Farms Article}}
*{{kf|222337|KF Article Rewrite}}
*{{KYM|memes/people/fallenchungus|KYM Article}}
**{{KYM|memes/fallenchungus-fart-fetish|KYM article specifically about his fart fetish.}}
**{{KYM|editorials/guides/whats-up-with-webcomic-artist-fallenchungus-getting-scammed-out-of-his-account-the-liquid-chungus-takeover-explained|KYM article specifically about Liquidchungus.}}
*{{Twitter|fallenchungus|<s>Fallenchungus'</s> Liquidchungus' Twitter account}}
*[https://www.fallenchungus.wiki/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Fallenchungus Wiki]
*[https://wiki.soyjak.st/FallenChungus Soyjak.Wiki article]

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StoneToss

2026-06-19T12:39:21Z

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{{Spoilers|[[Elon Musk|ELON MUSK]] CHANGED TWITTER'S RULES FOR STONETOSS}}
{{achtung|FAGGOT GOT DOXXED!}}
{{Spics}}

[[File:Stonetoss-racismisbad.jpg|thumb|<center>A libtard's rendition of what they think a Stonetoss comic is.</center>]]

[[File:Hans Kristian Graebener.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>The mutt himself</center>]]

::Were you looking for [[RedPanels]]? [[Irrelevant|Probably not]], but they're the same person.
::Were you instead looking for [[Shmorky]]? [[Sockpuppet|Guess what]]?

'''StoneToss''' (or "SaladToss") [[Powerword]]: '''Hans Kristian Graebener'''{{Jew}} is a [[fascist]] holocaust-denier that makes horribly drawn comics about how much he hates everyone that isn't a [[Chad|straight, white, muscular, blond hair, blue eyed male]], despite <s>secretly</s> actually being a self-hating [[56 face|fat-fuck spic]] IRL that makes media to look like "one of the good ones", as is the case with [[Lauren Chen|every]] [[Brittany Venti|other]] [[Candace Owens|Nazi]] [[Blaire White|online]].

Like most Nazi comic book creators, StoneToss has very little originality when it comes to making his comics, this meaning they all center around the same "[[nigger|13d50]]" or "[[transgender|43% suicide rates]]" jokes, or if he's feeling particularly adventurous, he'll bring up [[The Jewish Question]], which poses the interesting inquiry: "Why are <s>rich straight white males</s> (((Jewish people))) so over-represented in [[media]] and the sciences despite being such a small percentage of the world?" StoneToss' answer of course being that he is pro-diversity in different fields and thinks it is better for different groups of people to get their chance in the limelight. The [[irony]] of [[hypocrisy|thinking this while also being a Nazi]] is [[snca|rarely touched upon]].

In a big fat bonus round, the Tosser posted on [[Twitter|Shitter]] that he wanted someone to get [[Elon Musk|Elon]]'s attention [[Censorship|AND MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY]]. And all the shits that mentioned Stonetoss's real name disappeared within hours; poof.

==[[Burntfishie]] Drama==
[[Burntfishie|Has it's own page.]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:stonetoss n word comic.jpg|Stonetoss on the [[n-word]].
File:racist stonetoss.jpg|Stonetoss on how to start an [[white|ethno]][[circlejerk|state]]
File:Stonetoss buckbreaking.png|[[Buck Breaking]]
File:stonetoss tranny.jpg|Stonetoss on [[tranny|trannies]]
File:Fat faggot stonetoss.jpg|[[Fact|What stonetoss looks like in real life]].
File:StonetossTranny.png
File:Stonetoss Comix - Twitter TOS - Antifa vs Basic Trolls.jpg|[https://twitter.com/stone_tossers/status/1518673022298820610 Source: Stone tossers Twitter status]
File:Thought crime doesn't exist - Whatever dude - Stonetoss comics.JPG
File:Joe Rogan said THAT word - Stonetoss comic.JPG|[[Joe Rogan]] vs [[Kramer]]
File:Stonedtossed.JPG|YOU DA NIGGER NOW, NIGGER
</gallery></center>

===[[A frank discussion of mental illness|Edits]]===
<center><gallery>
File:Stonetoss_Nick_Fuentes_optical_friends.png|[[Nick Fuentes]] and [[Faggot|CatboyKami]]
</gallery></center>

== External links ==
{{KYM|memes/subcultures/stonetoss|Stonetoss}}

{{KYM|news/controversial-comic-artist-stonetoss-has-allegedly-been-doxxed-by-antifa-groups|Stonetoss's Alleged Dox}}

== See Also ==
* [[RedPanels]] - is actually just Stonetoss
* [[Shmorky]] - is StoneToss actually Shmorky??
* [[Jews]] - StoneToss ironically is a Jew himself.
* [[Hazbin Hotel]] - Another [[Jews|moneybag]] of a series.
* [[Ethan Ralph]] - One of the few times we actually got to hear Stonetoss talk was on the Killstream.
* [[Sarah Andersen]] - Another unfunny cartoonist. May or may not also be a nazi.
* [[Antoons]] - His simp
* [[Jay Naylor]] - Furry artist who is also a simp. Better known for [[yiff|other things]] though.

{{Altright}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Sekturtard}}
{{Webcomics}}
{{8chan}}
{{Jews}}

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Soyjak.party

2026-06-19T12:35:55Z

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{{spoiler|JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!}}
{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS (lol jk)}}
{{Gem}}
''"/qa/" redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]'' 
''"Soyjak" also redirects here. Because it just does, ok?''
[[File:Sharty summation.png|800px|center]]

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<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
[[File:1748065873658.png|400px|thumb|right]]
In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, use Pepe image spam and say JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - Everybody does!
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - Milked Dry [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s>

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MarioMan7890

2026-06-19T12:34:03Z

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<option>Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)</option>
<option>Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!</option>
<option>HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like cars too haha </option>
<option>Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!</option>
<option>This 90s retroart, vhs anloag horror is so good!!!</option>
<option>Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!</option>
<option>Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recess</option>
<option>My mom says you guys simply don't understand me... </option>
<option>Check out my power rangers figurine collection!!</option>
</choose >

|}<includeonly>[[Category:Aspies]]</includeonly>

{{Coal}}
<center>[[File:Avery_soyjak_party_banner.png|400px]]</center>
[[File:MarioManIRL2.jpeg|thumb|left|MarioMan7890 and his [[Happy Merchant]]-ass grin.]]
[[File:MarioMan_kills_soyjakparty.png|thumb|MarioMan7890 is the reason /qa/ used to be infested with threads like this.]]
[[File:MarioManaward2.png|thumb|Retarded furry tries to get shwifty with a minor. Nothing new.]]
'''MarioMan7890''' ([[powerword]]: '''Samuel Adam''') is [[soyjak.party]]'s house [[furry]] and [[namefag]] extraordinaire. He affiliates with the [[NEVER GOON]] brigade yet is responsible for turning /qa/ (and later /g/eneral threads) into a gradual cesspool of faggotry by hosting most of the /anthro/ threads, as well as sending porn to a minor and trying to [[rp]] with him. He commonly proses around as his pink-and-orange [[axolotl]] [[OC]] named '''Avery''' that he posts crude, [[shitty art|amature doodles]] of whenever he is stinking up the boards just so you know that particular act of faggotry was his doing. Other than Axolotl pussy, he also likes other retarded shit like [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Nintendo]], soyjaks and [[the cancer that is killing b|everything else sojak.party has an autistic hyperfixation for]]. Despite liking all the same things that Soyteens like, he is still wildly disliked by Soyjak.party except by the Furry following that he has conjured onto the website.

<center>[[File:MarioMan7890_Rap.mp4|400px]]</center>

==His OC's==
===Avery===
{{Gotis|title=Avery}}
[[File:Avery_Poster.png|thumb]]
Avery is MarioMan's main OC, and the only one you should really have to care about. She is an axolotl with a pink, orange and red color scheme. One can only image if Avery is actually MarioMan's true and honest [[fursona]], therefore making MarioMan a tranny. Avery possibly takes her name from the [[right-wing]] furry icon, [[Averi Fiddleafox]].

===Ceaera===
MarioMan's second most used OC which is some yellow and green lizard fuck. I can't think of much more to say about this character so hopefully this gallery section will suffice.
<gallery>
CeaeraNIGGER.png
Ceaera.png
Lizardfuckdixieland.png|Obviously MarioMan didn't draw this one become his art skillz are too sucky.
Yellowgreendog2.png|MarioMan's 3rd most prominent OC
Greenyellowdog.png|Alternative art style (still not a good one though!)
Grennyellowdogpicrewfaggot.png|[[Picrew]] art style?
</gallery>
Since all aspie furfags have HUNDREDS of original characters, there are obviously more of MarioMan's OCs, but who honestly gives a fuck.

==His Art==
[[File:Niggershitslop.png|thumb]]
His art style is so simplistic that his OCs could be [[Cartoon Network]] characters (see: Cal-Arts), but no matter- Copy-and-Pasted stickfigure [[rage face]] slop is still wildly popular on the internet, so maybe his drawings make up for it in its comedic value, but it doesn't. We get it. You're trying to be [[edgy]] and disassociate yourself from the greater furry fagdom (which is writhe with [[coomer]]s and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]), but his comics and personalized [[image macros]] pretty much consist of one of his characters just shouting [[NIGGER]]!. No plot line, no catch, no punch. They are only good for the most meager level of shock value and are extremely obnoxious at that.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
MarioManCockMongler.jpg|Certified [[Cock Mongler]]
MarioManIRL.jpg|Aspie face
MarioMan_with_his_pussy2.jpg|Mario Man with his [[cat|pussy]].
MarioMan_with_his_pussy.jpg|What an [[Kawaii|adorable]] cat! [[Nigger Man|I wonder what his name is?]]
MarioManMegaMind.jpeg|MarioMan really does look like this!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
MarioMan51face.png
MarioManisNUTS.png|[[Wut?|MarioNigga7890 is NUTS!]]
Sharty_traitors.png
Averyshowsoffhernewtank.png
Avery_Cobson_variant.png
Embedded_Averis.png|Do not enlarge. Embedded [[CP|'p]] eminent.
Avery_ACK'd_by_a_crab.png|ACKveri's pronouns are officially was/were
Averydoctos.png
Avery_Hyperborea_Anal_Portal.png|Welcome to [[Hyperborea|Hyperfurea]]!
Averywhattt.png|Avery is a tranny CONFIRMED
MarioMan_and_Avery_soyjaks.png
Avery_TND.png|Avery supports [[TND|TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!!!]]
Avery getting jerked.png|Clearly the author's thinly veiled fetish.
Avery_realism.png
Avery-Tom_Columbinism.png|[[Columbiner|Did you know MarioMan used to admire the Columbine Shooters?]]
AveryandfredrickNEVERGOOOOON.png|Avery and [[Who?|Fredrick]] remind you to [[NEVER GOON]].
MarioMan7890 finds out about his article.jpeg|MarioMan knows about this article now; and to nobodies surprise he actually appreciates it.
File:GOONER ARTIST KYS.png
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]]; another furfaggoted sharty lolcow with significantly moar milk.

==External Links==
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/MarioMan7890 MarioMan on SNCApedia]
*[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-421#post-18365912 MarioMan mentioned on Kiwi Farms]
*[https://wiki.soyjak.st/User:MarioMan7890/Old_page MarioMan7890's Soyjak Wiki page]
*[https://wiki.soyjak.st/User:MarioMan7890 MarioMan7890's Soyjak Wiki userpage]
*[https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/marioman7890.110/ MarioMan7890's Soyjak.blog account]
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/MarioMan7890/ MarioMan7890's 2017 Scratch account]
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/mratomizer2011/ MarioMan7890's 2022 Scratch account]
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/WheatleyGaming1/ MarioMan7890's Current Scratch account]
*[https://onedrive.live.com/?redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL2YvcyFBbExNX2VTM3lLWEJnUng2ZWRSOHpiVGRRZUpqP2U9RE5mM09M&id=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52%21156&cid=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52 MarioMan7890's Art Dump]
*[https://mega.nz/folder/kicUEaxa#PW8rcZ4rWK__S9_nFaFPRg/folder/43kVhTKC Anthro thread art dump]
*[https://toyhou.se/MarioMan7890 MarioMan7890's Toyhouse]
*'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20250812123218/https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/706552.html#706552 MarioMan officially b& from all soyjak websites!]'''

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{{spoiler|The new captcha sucks}}
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''"/qa/" redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]'' 
''"Soyjak" also redirects here. Because it just does, ok?''
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet, [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|shutting 4chan down]]|homepage=<s>[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]</s>
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
[[File:1748065873658.png|400px|thumb|right]]
In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, use Pepe image spam and say JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - Everybody does!
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - Milked Dry [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet, [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|shutting 4chan down]]|homepage=<s>[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]</s>
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
[[File:1748065873658.png|400px|thumb|right]]
In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, use Pepe image spam and say JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - You better use [[IRC]] already.
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s>

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P0008874: Shit nobody cares about.

{{spoiler|The new captcha sucks}}
{{achtung|[[Le 56 Face|You WILL click on the burgers to eat from the McDonald's menu or whatever]]}}
{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS (lol jk)}}
{{Gem}}
''"/qa/" redirects here. [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]'' 
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:ShartyFavicon.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet, [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|shutting 4chan down]]|homepage=<s>[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]</s>
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s>
[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
[[File:1748065873658.png|400px|thumb|right]]
In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - You better use [[IRC]] already.
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s>

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[https://soyjak.st/ soyjak.st]}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as The ''''Sharty''' or just '''The 'party'''; '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''', '''Snarky snappy''' and a full bunch of of other pointless retarded names, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|{{Glow|Kolyma Network}}]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW

===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

And now, They deleted /raid/ due to Namecheap. <abbr title="Needs fact-checkin...ACK!">''<nowiki>[</nowiki>They just did! ok!<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</abbr>

Exclusive in <s>soyak.party</s> soyjak.st

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-Ronald (nudev), 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).

===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.

===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

You may notice that many articles and templates there are [[Copy and paste|copypasted]] from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very wiki]].

===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
{{Breakingnews|[https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html GEEEEEEEEEEG IT'S FINALLY DEAD] (Archives: {{archive|o6rib|1}} {{wayback|https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html|20240904135747|title=2}} {{ghostarchive|h0oNM|3}})}}
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL

===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.




==Owners==
===Soot===
[[File:Soot_operation_reality.png|thumb|150px]]
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

==={{Glow|Kuz}} / Temuçin===
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hilariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from {{Glow|[[Corruption|smart investments]]}} and {{Glow|[[Russia|good luck]]}}, he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with {{Glow|[[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]]}} and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes [[Ongezellig]] and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
<s>A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.</s> It's Root.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the [[coinslot]] (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I posted 'p on der 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*[[Coinslot]] - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/[[Ongezellig]] - Dutch cartoon. Some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*[[Marge]] - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as [[Barneyfag|leebait]] [[Le 56 Face|or something.]]
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]
*'za - [[pizza]]. in another way, [[docs]].
*'nished - [[B&]]
*[[Stonetoss|'toss]] - stonetoss

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive (Fun fact: The site is 95% male and rarely has a female.)

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

*Her voice is so X - a reference to someone's voice.

==Soyjak's "Raid" Against ED==
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In May 2025, ED shrugged off a raid {{archive|f5l4L|attempt}} by sharty. It didn't work. Kids have no respect for their elders.

==How to prevent SoyGODS==
They're all nusoi. If they have done something bad, JUST [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!

==Access SoyGODS IRC==
If you visit the IRC page then says Port 6697. 
The correct port is 6667. (Because Lazy [[Jannies]] didn't even try)

==Soy also==
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*[[4chan 2025 MegaHack]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Berryboy]] - I've tried it on like twenty Soyjaks, and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
*[[Discord]] - You better use [[IRC]] already.
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Foodistzen]] / [[Clay.party]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol.
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Soyjak.party's most famous raid campaign.
*[[MarioMan7890]] - [[Namefagging]] [[lolcow]].
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - [[Coinslot]] everywhere.
*[[Operation Reality]] - They came from the interwebz.
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Their [[Couch Cuck]].
*[[Sir Gemerald Bleu]] - [[tranny]] [[janny]]
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Their second mass shooter.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Sproke]] - A healthy and nutritious drink brought to you by Dr. Sprokeberg
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - [[namefagging]] [[lolcow]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]] - You fucking hateful [[chud]]!

==External links==
*{{sw||Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://soybooru.com/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.blog/|Soyjak.blog}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*<s>{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}</s>

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William Atchison

2026-06-18T10:43:04Z

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{{Deadeduser|AlGore}} 
''"AlGore" redirects here. For the politician, see [[Al Gore]].''
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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
 
<center><big><big><big>'''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown '''</big></big></big></center> 
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|270px]] ''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, [[1990s|1996]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, [[2017]] (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison'''{{Columbiner}} (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''Lance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|thumb|center|Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.]]

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==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

==Almost [[V&]]==
A frequent visitor to [[Steam]] game discussions, our boy [[cock|Willy]] was first investigated by the feds, both local police and [[FBI]], back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody [[Lulz|reported his profile to fuck with him]]. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].

==Ali David Sonboly==
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]

==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
 
The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].

{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}

[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]

[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].

==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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*'''Primary''': Glock 19 Gen 4
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*761 hours experience in CS:GO.
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*'''Thrown''': Backpack
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*Perfect camouflaged container for hiding [[Gun|handheld rapist]].
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*Invisible against Spy Planes and Substitute Teachers.
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*'''Spell''': [[ED|Æ]]
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*Hundreds of hours editing & reading ''[[School Shooting]]'' articles.
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==Online presence==
[[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
[[File:Bill Signed Columbine Book.png|thumb|[[Irony|To Bill Atchison:]] [[FuckYou|Thank you]] for your [[Stalking|kind work]] about me and my family, and thanks for your [[Obsession|interest]] in the story of Daniel & my journey. -[[Columbine#Fatalities|Tom Mauser]], [[Columbine|4-20]]-14]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone neither IRL nor online and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was this one outlet of self-importance that made him feel [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by routinely abusing his position of fake power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20100310014844/https://www.youtube.com/user/TheOrangeBlock Archive of what it looked like back when it had content.])
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. (Removed) {{Wayback|https://phantommastah.blogspot.com/|20170417203516}}
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* {{twitter|JasonTowick|JasonTowick}} - Twitter account
* {{Wikilink|Special:Contributions/Eldigato|Eldigato}} - Wikipedia account
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato Minecraft Forum account] (Archived: {{archive|nu0Nq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds account] (Archived: {{archive|KHV7F|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/|title=2}})
* [https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/48554114 eldigato] - Find A Grave account.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] ([https://archive.ph/RfqQK Archive])
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Videos==
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==Galleries==
{{info|{{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=600+ pages of crime scene photos here!}}}}

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Image:will an hero.jpg
Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
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Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
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Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.png
File:Will Atchison Victims.png
File:Will A Victims.jpg|The two victims
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Image:12 yo will.jpg
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File:William Atchison Family Photo.png
File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.jpg
File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|{{hover|Chickenscratch manifesto|Bye. My sincerest apologies for any and all suffering I may bring due to the consequences of my actions. However, it is clearly obvious that my pathetic excuse for a life gathers no future. And the amount of pain and isolation, and absolute fucking boredom... is not worth living a life for. I will never belong in this world. Mother — you are fucking awesome when you aren't drunk — then you're a different person. And obnoxious as all hell. You've a serious problem. STOP. I'll miss you though... Brentt [brother], you're a 50/50... 50% fucking Awesome, the other 50% [some fucking drawing idk]. I'll miss our childhood. wayne [dad]... Fuck you. I do sincerely thank you for the financial element. Otherwise, you are a severely obnoxious autistic boy of a zog shit and you drive ALL OF US fucking crazy. Bye...}}
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 7.png
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 18.png|Ear protection was very unnecessary here
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 19.png|[[Manlet|MANLET]] WITH RAGE
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Copepost.png
Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
Image:will tumblr edge.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:JasonTowick 1.png|He tried to make [[George Zimmerman]] play the [[George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter|ED official George Zimmerman video game]]!
File:JasonTowick 2.png|More like two, retard
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
File:Algore - weev.png|[[Weev]]'s reaction - {{archive|2020.01.08-202126/https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/eacmqy/i_knew_the_aztec_high_school_shooter_online_did/}}
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==

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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}

===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===

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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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==[[Winner|AFTER 9 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS HE INSPIRED AN ATTACK]]==
[[File:2026-06-14.png|thumb|well you never know]]
{{main|San Diego Mosque Massacre}}
On May 18, 2026, two [[Tarrantulas]], '''Cain Clark''' and his [[Latinx]] friend '''Caleb Vasquez''', shot up an Islamic center in [[San Diego]], [[California]], killing 3 people before Cain [[An_hero#An_Villain|tested friendly fire on Caleb]] before essentially becoming [[an hero]] himself. Notably, in Caleb's section of the manifesto, he named William Atchison as an inspiration. YOU GET 'EM BILL, WE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU.

He was also named in [[Solomon Henderson]]'s manifesto, but only as a cautionary tale for him to bring lockpicks.

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|2|Shot at a wall for two minutes, and then a couch|2|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|0|[[Shit nobody cares about]]!| -∞|For being Couch Cuck|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Couch cuck}}
 
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=|custompic=|customdesc={{Bigred|UNWANTED!}}}}

==See also==

[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
[[File:Golden Ipod algore.png|thumb|175px|A very special award for a very [[autistic|special]] boy, Bill wins the [[Golden iPod]] for 2017!]]

*[[Andrew Allred|Allred, Andrew]] - Similar murderous loser.
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Ryan Palmeter|Palmeter, Ryan]] - He is to the [[Sharty]] what William is to us.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Rudakubana, Axel Muganwa]] - Got 1 more kill with a knife.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.

==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* {{wayback|https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vqz6xze2.pdf|20250612045056|title=Crime Scene Photo Dump}}
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites ''The Daily Beast'' discusses his Internet presence, which includes this very website,] and of course makes a complete pig's ear of it (Archived: {{archive|nYA0K|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites|title=2}})
* [https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/ Local newspaper covers his life in school and some of his edgier comments online] (Archived: {{archive|zuWqQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/?from=new-cookie|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|2017_Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
* [https://schoolshooters.info/william-atchison Various documents pertaining to Bill on schoolshooters.info], including:
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/atchison_fbi_interview_0.pdf The 2016 FBI interview transcript] where he does a piss poor job of explaining away his edgy shitposts (it's jarring how he managed to get away with this) and throws Encyclopedia Dramatica under the bus. [[Bullshit|He also claims to have been in contact with]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]].
** [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[media:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
 
 
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[[File:Police man ganson.svg|thumb|The stock policeman vector UTTPfags usually modify into their profile picture, and their unofficial logo.]]
The '''UTubeTrollPolice''' (or '''UTTP''' for short) is a group of autistic children and [[13-year-old boys]] that use [[Vyond]] and [[trying too hard|try hard]] (and [[fail]]) to be [[trolls]]; all while ironically claiming to be an [[anti-lulz|anti-troll]] group. Founded sometime in the early 2010s by someone named [[Powerword|Thomas Parkinson]] (a.k.a. Tommy Parky), they are most notable for spamming "WHO CARES + UTTP IS BETTER THAN (thing)" on the comment sections of YouTube videos related to anything they hate. Their YT channels include shitty [[YTPMV|YTPMVs]], logo effects, JPEG music, and KKKinemaster trash. They run bots in youtube comment sections that say something along the lines of "1st warning nigger! my content is better!," and often have actual fucking child porn in the bots' bios.

==Sherbase12 and Gachafall==
Gachafall involved a script kiddie and nobody by the name of Sherbase12 and some other Tommy Parky cocksuckers hacking around 50 [[Shit nobody cares about|lesser-known]] Gachafags over the course of April to May of [[2020]]. As a result of Gachafall, Gachafags in return joined AUTTP, posted anti-UTTP videos, and [[autism|sperged out]] as they usually do when someone criticizes their pedophilic UwU Cat/BadBoy omega/alpha fanfiction. Basically, in short, the gaychas did not respond maturely to the hacking wave, but what do you expect? They're [[pedo|11 year old girls]] who like seeing [[rape]] because it's "[[Kawaii]]".

==GoAnimate Interference==
Up until [[2020]], UTTP was only occupied by serious trolls who would responsibly milk lolcows; until a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] [[rape|rapist]] known as Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL appeared and started making GoAnimate videos of him raping random GoSpergs who no one cares about. He would always [[CAPS LOCK|SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, use LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]], and scream "[[wtf|FUCKING SEXY]]". That opened up a gateway for more and more GoFags to illegally immigrate to UTTP TSPL, and make raping videos, grounded videos, basically copying original UTTPs. A notable example is Kenny Animate, who made a UTTP THDTC TSPL account to jump on the bandwagon. Kenny, being the GoTube dickrider he is, would still be a precious good user on his UTTP TSPL account, which just goes to show how far UTTP has strayed from its original purpose. Hopefully, someday, UTTP will rise again, and return to its former glory.

==The Great Split and Tyranny/RUTTP==
Sometime in late January 2024, an [[internet sissy fight]] began between de-facto UTTP leader [[Pedo|Emperor of Anime Sucks]] and second-in-command Emperor Pwrge; as the latter removed the former's admin permissions on his [[Discord|Shitcord]] server for [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE]]. As a response, Anime Sucks and his friends raided Pwrge's server and spammed it with [[kiddie porn]]. Pwrge then left the UTTP and founded a new group known as the Tyranny (more like [[tranny]] [[amirite]]?); with many UTTP members leaving for this new group. The Tyranny was then renamed to the RetroUTubeTrollPolice, or RUTTP for short.

As of February 2024, both sides are still throwing shit at each other; and we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] recommend that you troll both.

==Notable UTTP members==
{{nobodies}}
[[File:Tommyparky.jpg|thumb|Tommy Parky IRL, notice how god-awful his webcam is.]]
These are some notable members of the UTubeTrollPolice. Members with names marked with a <s>strikethrough</s> are no longer with the UTTP:
*'''<s>PurpleHelmetAvenger/Ares</s>''' - A 1337 Hax0r who was the alleged original founder of the UTTP. In reality, he's a fucktarded [[Old|boomer]] who seems to know way more than he should about the people within the UTTP circlejerk, but never actually founded it.
*'''<s>Tommy Parky</s>''' - The aforementioned [[Bri'ish]] founder of the UTTP. Has since disappeared from the internet and is probably in Bri'ish prison after assaulting his own brother while watching [[Lord of the Rings]] back in 2015. Originally made the UTTP as a hacking group according to some people. There are several false accounts made out of him, so be warned!
*'''<s>Stephen Larson</s>''' - A [[Philippines|Pinoy]] faggot who resided in California and joined the group in 2013. Took over the group from Tommy Parky after his 2015 arrest, but was unable to keep it afloat due to being a dumbass foreigner teenager who apparently couldn't keep his DOX hidden, resulting in his school, his parents and the police confronting his ass in 2016. He and his family were likely deported afterward.
*'''<s>OfficerSimonPegg/StruttingPhil and StruttingB4</s>''' - (AKA: '''The Strutters''') Brothers who joined the UTTP around early-2011 before going MIA in 2013. Were notorious for weeding out non-members claiming to be UTTP, with one such example being '''jacobsipod1''', a clueless little kid who tried to weasel himself into the group and predictably failed.
*<s>{{yt|c|UCQy8cKESm1ZblLXpdV8TuxQ|UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks}}</s> - (Powerword: [[Powerword|Scott Hart]]) The de-facto leader of the UTTP ever since Tommy Parky disappeared from the [[internets]]. [[Sick fuck|Supports child porn and allegedly has CP saved]].
*'''<s>Pablo The UTTP KKTK Officer</s>''' - <s>One of</s> the only actually mature UTTP users, Pablo is a [[Good Korea|Korean]]-[[Jewnited States|American]] man who joined UTTP in [[2019]], under the name of "PABLO THE FUCKING DEMON UTTP THDTC", but later changed his ways into a mature, troll-fighting man. Each day, he milks the absolute shit out of a [[lolcow]] named Zender Man, who rages in all caps, and in impressively long paragraphs which could be sung in a Protestant church.
*'''<s>OfficerRonald</s>''' - Also joined in 2013, but not much else is known about him.
*'''<s>[[Emo|Dark Boy]] The UTTP KKTK Officer</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Championsgamer1 UTTP AVGCP</s>''' - Quit UTTP after the Sherbase12 hacking incident.
*'''<s>Jeff 171</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL</s>''' - Inactive.
*'''<s>OfficerAPC</s>''' - Exposed for being a [[pedophile]] by asking minors for feet pics.
*'''<s>OfficerCarnevil</s> - Also a pedophile, with the only difference being that he got swatted, and his toyz taken away.
*'''<s>Bad Lady UTTP // [[Porn]]HubYes[[YouTube]]No</s>''' - Exposed for being a borderline [[pervert]]

{{clear}}

==How to troll UTTP members==
{{Warning|This method is only working on Discord (They use a bot on [[Jewtube]]), If you see UTTP in the reply section, just ignore it and report it.}}
* Call Tommy Parky a pedophile/lolicon/shotacon
* Call out their bullshit and see lulz ensue
* Call them autistic
* Create a fake dox and see them swat the wrong guy
* Call out some of their members' histories of spamming [[CP|kiddie porn]]; most notably their current leader Anime Sucks.

==See also==
[[File:Uttptrollface.png|thumb|What would happen if [[oldfag|old trolls]] encountered the "[[Shit|new]]" ones.]]
*[[Autism]] - What '''ALL''' UTTP members have
*[[Attentionwhore]] - All of them.
*[[Botnet]] - Yes! They use bots on [[JewTube]]!
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Foodistzen]]
*[[Hacker]] - Steal minor account with no mercy.
*[[Vyond]] - The shitty animation software used by UTTP members; and most likely where the UTTP found its first foothold.

{{clear}}

==External links==
*{{kf|tommy-parky-thomas-parkinson-utubetrollpolice-uttp.156284|Tommy Parky / Thomas Parkinson / UTubeTrollPolice / UTTP}}
*[https://auttp.com/amalgamation/ zOMG UTTP chat log leakz!]

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{{Pedoseries}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
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{{GoAnimate}}
{{Trolls}}
{{stub}}
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Cliques]]
[[Category:Gofaggotry]]

UTTP

2026-06-18T10:40:15Z

P0008874: /* Notable UTTP members */

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{{Offended}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{SickFucks}}
{{Aspergers|plural=yes}}
{{Uncow}}
{{Potential}}
[[File:Police man ganson.svg|thumb|The stock policeman vector UTTPfags usually modify into their profile picture, and their unofficial logo.]]
The '''UTubeTrollPolice''' (or '''UTTP''' for short) is a group of autistic children and [[13-year-old boys]] that use [[Vyond]] and [[trying too hard|try hard]] (and [[fail]]) to be [[trolls]]; all while ironically claiming to be an [[anti-lulz|anti-troll]] group. Founded sometime in the early 2010s by someone named [[Powerword|Thomas Parkinson]] (a.k.a. Tommy Parky), they are most notable for spamming "WHO CARES + UTTP IS BETTER THAN (thing)" on the comment sections of YouTube videos related to anything they hate. Their YT channels include shitty [[YTPMV|YTPMVs]], logo effects, JPEG music, and KKKinemaster trash. They run bots in youtube comment sections that say something along the lines of "1st warning nigger! my content is better!," and often have actual fucking child porn in the bots' bios.

==Sherbase12 and Gachafall==
Gachafall involved a script kiddie and nobody by the name of Sherbase12 and some other Tommy Parky cocksuckers hacking around 50 [[Shit nobody cares about|lesser-known]] Gachafags over the course of April to May of [[2020]]. As a result of Gachafall, Gachafags in return joined AUTTP, posted anti-UTTP videos, and [[autism|sperged out]] as they usually do when someone criticizes their pedophilic UwU Cat/BadBoy omega/alpha fanfiction. Basically, in short, the gaychas did not respond maturely to the hacking wave, but what do you expect? They're [[pedo|11 year old girls]] who like seeing [[rape]] because it's "[[Kawaii]]".

==GoAnimate Interference==
Up until [[2020]], UTTP was only occupied by serious trolls who would responsibly milk lolcows; until a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] [[rape|rapist]] known as Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL appeared and started making GoAnimate videos of him raping random GoSpergs who no one cares about. He would always [[CAPS LOCK|SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, use LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]], and scream "[[wtf|FUCKING SEXY]]". That opened up a gateway for more and more GoFags to illegally immigrate to UTTP TSPL, and make raping videos, grounded videos, basically copying original UTTPs. A notable example is Kenny Animate, who made a UTTP THDTC TSPL account to jump on the bandwagon. Kenny, being the GoTube dickrider he is, would still be a precious good user on his UTTP TSPL account, which just goes to show how far UTTP has strayed from its original purpose. Hopefully, someday, UTTP will rise again, and return to its former glory.

==The Great Split and Tyranny/RUTTP==
Sometime in late January 2024, an [[internet sissy fight]] began between de-facto UTTP leader [[Pedo|Emperor of Anime Sucks]] and second-in-command Emperor Pwrge; as the latter removed the former's admin permissions on his [[Discord|Shitcord]] server for [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE]]. As a response, Anime Sucks and his friends raided Pwrge's server and spammed it with [[kiddie porn]]. Pwrge then left the UTTP and founded a new group known as the Tyranny (more like [[tranny]] [[amirite]]?); with many UTTP members leaving for this new group. The Tyranny was then renamed to the RetroUTubeTrollPolice, or RUTTP for short.

As of February 2024, both sides are still throwing shit at each other; and we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] recommend that you troll both.

==Notable UTTP members==
{{nobodies}}
[[File:Tommyparky.jpg|thumb|Tommy Parky IRL, notice how god-awful his webcam is.]]
These are some notable members of the UTubeTrollPolice. Members with names marked with a <s>strikethrough</s> are no longer with the UTTP:
*'''<s>PurpleHelmetAvenger/Ares</s>''' - A 1337 Hax0r who was the alleged original founder of the UTTP. In reality, he's a fucktarded [[Old|boomer]] who seems to know way more than he should about the people within the UTTP circlejerk, but never actually founded it.
*'''<s>Tommy Parky</s>''' - The aforementioned [[Bri'ish]] founder of the UTTP. Has since disappeared from the internet and is probably in Bri'ish prison after assaulting his own brother while watching [[Lord of the Rings]] back in 2015. Originally made the UTTP as a hacking group according to some people. There are several false accounts made out of him, so be warned!
*'''<s>Stephen Larson</s>''' - A [[Philippines|Pinoy]] faggot who resided in California and joined the group in 2013. Took over the group from Tommy Parky after his 2015 arrest, but was unable to keep it afloat due to being a dumbass foreigner teenager who apparently couldn't keep his DOX hidden, resulting in his school, his parents and the police confronting his ass in 2016. He and his family were likely deported afterward.
*'''<s>OfficerSimonPegg/StruttingPhil and StruttingB4</s>''' - (AKA: '''The Strutters''') Brothers who joined the UTTP around early-2011 before going MIA in 2013. Were notorious for weeding out non-members claiming to be UTTP, with one such example being '''jacobsipod1''', a clueless little kid who tried to weasel himself into the group and predictably failed.
*<s>{{yt|c|UCQy8cKESm1ZblLXpdV8TuxQ|UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks}} - (Powerword: [[Powerword|Scott Hart]]) The de-facto leader of the UTTP ever since Tommy Parky disappeared from the [[internets]]. [[Sick fuck|Supports child porn and allegedly has CP saved]].</s>
*'''<s>Pablo The UTTP KKTK Officer''' - <s>One of</s> the only actually mature UTTP users, Pablo is a [[Good Korea|Korean]]-[[Jewnited States|American]] man who joined UTTP in [[2019]], under the name of "PABLO THE FUCKING DEMON UTTP THDTC", but later changed his ways into a mature, troll-fighting man. Each day, he milks the absolute shit out of a [[lolcow]] named Zender Man, who rages in all caps, and in impressively long paragraphs which could be sung in a Protestant church.</s>
*'''<s>OfficerRonald</s>''' - Also joined in 2013, but not much else is known about him.
*'''<s>[[Emo|Dark Boy]] The UTTP KKTK Officer</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Championsgamer1 UTTP AVGCP</s>''' - Quit UTTP after the Sherbase12 hacking incident.
*'''<s>Jeff 171</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL</s>''' - Inactive.
*'''<s>OfficerAPC</s>''' - Exposed for being a [[pedophile]] by asking minors for feet pics.
*'''<s>OfficerCarnevil</s> - Also a pedophile, with the only difference being that he got swatted, and his toyz taken away.
*'''<s>Bad Lady UTTP // [[Porn]]HubYes[[YouTube]]No</s>''' - Exposed for being a borderline [[pervert]]

{{clear}}

==How to troll UTTP members==
{{Warning|This method is only working on Discord (They use a bot on [[Jewtube]]), If you see UTTP in the reply section, just ignore it and report it.}}
* Call Tommy Parky a pedophile/lolicon/shotacon
* Call out their bullshit and see lulz ensue
* Call them autistic
* Create a fake dox and see them swat the wrong guy
* Call out some of their members' histories of spamming [[CP|kiddie porn]]; most notably their current leader Anime Sucks.

==See also==
[[File:Uttptrollface.png|thumb|What would happen if [[oldfag|old trolls]] encountered the "[[Shit|new]]" ones.]]
*[[Autism]] - What '''ALL''' UTTP members have
*[[Attentionwhore]] - All of them.
*[[Botnet]] - Yes! They use bots on [[JewTube]]!
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Foodistzen]]
*[[Hacker]] - Steal minor account with no mercy.
*[[Vyond]] - The shitty animation software used by UTTP members; and most likely where the UTTP found its first foothold.

{{clear}}

==External links==
*{{kf|tommy-parky-thomas-parkinson-utubetrollpolice-uttp.156284|Tommy Parky / Thomas Parkinson / UTubeTrollPolice / UTTP}}
*[https://auttp.com/amalgamation/ zOMG UTTP chat log leakz!]

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{{aspies}}
{{Pedoseries}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
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[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Cliques]]
[[Category:Gofaggotry]]

UTTP

2026-06-18T10:39:47Z

P0008874: /* Notable UTTP members */

{{coal|2=}}
{{Offended}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{SickFucks}}
{{Aspergers|plural=yes}}
{{Uncow}}
{{Potential}}
[[File:Police man ganson.svg|thumb|The stock policeman vector UTTPfags usually modify into their profile picture, and their unofficial logo.]]
The '''UTubeTrollPolice''' (or '''UTTP''' for short) is a group of autistic children and [[13-year-old boys]] that use [[Vyond]] and [[trying too hard|try hard]] (and [[fail]]) to be [[trolls]]; all while ironically claiming to be an [[anti-lulz|anti-troll]] group. Founded sometime in the early 2010s by someone named [[Powerword|Thomas Parkinson]] (a.k.a. Tommy Parky), they are most notable for spamming "WHO CARES + UTTP IS BETTER THAN (thing)" on the comment sections of YouTube videos related to anything they hate. Their YT channels include shitty [[YTPMV|YTPMVs]], logo effects, JPEG music, and KKKinemaster trash. They run bots in youtube comment sections that say something along the lines of "1st warning nigger! my content is better!," and often have actual fucking child porn in the bots' bios.

==Sherbase12 and Gachafall==
Gachafall involved a script kiddie and nobody by the name of Sherbase12 and some other Tommy Parky cocksuckers hacking around 50 [[Shit nobody cares about|lesser-known]] Gachafags over the course of April to May of [[2020]]. As a result of Gachafall, Gachafags in return joined AUTTP, posted anti-UTTP videos, and [[autism|sperged out]] as they usually do when someone criticizes their pedophilic UwU Cat/BadBoy omega/alpha fanfiction. Basically, in short, the gaychas did not respond maturely to the hacking wave, but what do you expect? They're [[pedo|11 year old girls]] who like seeing [[rape]] because it's "[[Kawaii]]".

==GoAnimate Interference==
Up until [[2020]], UTTP was only occupied by serious trolls who would responsibly milk lolcows; until a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] [[rape|rapist]] known as Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL appeared and started making GoAnimate videos of him raping random GoSpergs who no one cares about. He would always [[CAPS LOCK|SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, use LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]], and scream "[[wtf|FUCKING SEXY]]". That opened up a gateway for more and more GoFags to illegally immigrate to UTTP TSPL, and make raping videos, grounded videos, basically copying original UTTPs. A notable example is Kenny Animate, who made a UTTP THDTC TSPL account to jump on the bandwagon. Kenny, being the GoTube dickrider he is, would still be a precious good user on his UTTP TSPL account, which just goes to show how far UTTP has strayed from its original purpose. Hopefully, someday, UTTP will rise again, and return to its former glory.

==The Great Split and Tyranny/RUTTP==
Sometime in late January 2024, an [[internet sissy fight]] began between de-facto UTTP leader [[Pedo|Emperor of Anime Sucks]] and second-in-command Emperor Pwrge; as the latter removed the former's admin permissions on his [[Discord|Shitcord]] server for [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE]]. As a response, Anime Sucks and his friends raided Pwrge's server and spammed it with [[kiddie porn]]. Pwrge then left the UTTP and founded a new group known as the Tyranny (more like [[tranny]] [[amirite]]?); with many UTTP members leaving for this new group. The Tyranny was then renamed to the RetroUTubeTrollPolice, or RUTTP for short.

As of February 2024, both sides are still throwing shit at each other; and we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] recommend that you troll both.

==Notable UTTP members==
{{nobodies}}
[[File:Tommyparky.jpg|thumb|Tommy Parky IRL, notice how god-awful his webcam is.]]
These are some notable members of the UTubeTrollPolice. Members with names marked with a <s>strikethrough</s> are no longer with the UTTP:
*'''<s>PurpleHelmetAvenger/Ares</s>''' - A 1337 Hax0r who was the alleged original founder of the UTTP. In reality, he's a fucktarded [[Old|boomer]] who seems to know way more than he should about the people within the UTTP circlejerk, but never actually founded it.
*'''<s>Tommy Parky</s>''' - The aforementioned [[Bri'ish]] founder of the UTTP. Has since disappeared from the internet and is probably in Bri'ish prison after assaulting his own brother while watching [[Lord of the Rings]] back in 2015. Originally made the UTTP as a hacking group according to some people. There are several false accounts made out of him, so be warned!
*'''<s>Stephen Larson</s>''' - A [[Philippines|Pinoy]] faggot who resided in California and joined the group in 2013. Took over the group from Tommy Parky after his 2015 arrest, but was unable to keep it afloat due to being a dumbass foreigner teenager who apparently couldn't keep his DOX hidden, resulting in his school, his parents and the police confronting his ass in 2016. He and his family were likely deported afterward.
*'''<s>OfficerSimonPegg/StruttingPhil and StruttingB4</s>''' - (AKA: '''The Strutters''') Brothers who joined the UTTP around early-2011 before going MIA in 2013. Were notorious for weeding out non-members claiming to be UTTP, with one such example being '''jacobsipod1''', a clueless little kid who tried to weasel himself into the group and predictably failed.
*<s>{{yt|c|UCQy8cKESm1ZblLXpdV8TuxQ|UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks}} - (Powerword: [[Powerword|Scott Hart]]) The de-facto leader of the UTTP ever since Tommy Parky disappeared from the [[internets]]. [[Sick fuck|Supports child porn and allegedly has CP saved]].</s>
*'''<s>Pablo The UTTP KKTK Officer''' - <s>One of</s> the only actually mature UTTP users, Pablo is a [[Good Korea|Korean]]-[[Jewnited States|American]] man who joined UTTP in [[2019]], under the name of "PABLO THE FUCKING DEMON UTTP THDTC", but later changed his ways into a mature, troll-fighting man. Each day, he milks the absolute shit out of a [[lolcow]] named Zender Man, who rages in all caps, and in impressively long paragraphs which could be sung in a Protestant church.<s>
*'''<s>OfficerRonald</s>''' - Also joined in 2013, but not much else is known about him.
*'''<s>[[Emo|Dark Boy]] The UTTP KKTK Officer</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Championsgamer1 UTTP AVGCP</s>''' - Quit UTTP after the Sherbase12 hacking incident.
*'''<s>Jeff 171</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL</s>''' - Inactive.
*'''<s>OfficerAPC</s>''' - Exposed for being a [[pedophile]] by asking minors for feet pics.
*'''<s>OfficerCarnevil</s> - Also a pedophile, with the only difference being that he got swatted, and his toyz taken away.
*'''<s>Bad Lady UTTP // [[Porn]]HubYes[[YouTube]]No</s>''' - Exposed for being a borderline [[pervert]]

{{clear}}

==How to troll UTTP members==
{{Warning|This method is only working on Discord (They use a bot on [[Jewtube]]), If you see UTTP in the reply section, just ignore it and report it.}}
* Call Tommy Parky a pedophile/lolicon/shotacon
* Call out their bullshit and see lulz ensue
* Call them autistic
* Create a fake dox and see them swat the wrong guy
* Call out some of their members' histories of spamming [[CP|kiddie porn]]; most notably their current leader Anime Sucks.

==See also==
[[File:Uttptrollface.png|thumb|What would happen if [[oldfag|old trolls]] encountered the "[[Shit|new]]" ones.]]
*[[Autism]] - What '''ALL''' UTTP members have
*[[Attentionwhore]] - All of them.
*[[Botnet]] - Yes! They use bots on [[JewTube]]!
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Foodistzen]]
*[[Hacker]] - Steal minor account with no mercy.
*[[Vyond]] - The shitty animation software used by UTTP members; and most likely where the UTTP found its first foothold.

{{clear}}

==External links==
*{{kf|tommy-parky-thomas-parkinson-utubetrollpolice-uttp.156284|Tommy Parky / Thomas Parkinson / UTubeTrollPolice / UTTP}}
*[https://auttp.com/amalgamation/ zOMG UTTP chat log leakz!]

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{{aspies}}
{{Pedoseries}}
{{SecurityFaggots}}
{{altright}}
{{dying alone}}
{{GoAnimate}}
{{Trolls}}
{{stub}}
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Cliques]]
[[Category:Gofaggotry]]

UTTP

2026-06-18T10:38:10Z

P0008874: /* See also */

{{coal|2=}}
{{Offended}}
{{Pedophile}}
{{SickFucks}}
{{Aspergers|plural=yes}}
{{Uncow}}
{{Potential}}
[[File:Police man ganson.svg|thumb|The stock policeman vector UTTPfags usually modify into their profile picture, and their unofficial logo.]]
The '''UTubeTrollPolice''' (or '''UTTP''' for short) is a group of autistic children and [[13-year-old boys]] that use [[Vyond]] and [[trying too hard|try hard]] (and [[fail]]) to be [[trolls]]; all while ironically claiming to be an [[anti-lulz|anti-troll]] group. Founded sometime in the early 2010s by someone named [[Powerword|Thomas Parkinson]] (a.k.a. Tommy Parky), they are most notable for spamming "WHO CARES + UTTP IS BETTER THAN (thing)" on the comment sections of YouTube videos related to anything they hate. Their YT channels include shitty [[YTPMV|YTPMVs]], logo effects, JPEG music, and KKKinemaster trash. They run bots in youtube comment sections that say something along the lines of "1st warning nigger! my content is better!," and often have actual fucking child porn in the bots' bios.

==Sherbase12 and Gachafall==
Gachafall involved a script kiddie and nobody by the name of Sherbase12 and some other Tommy Parky cocksuckers hacking around 50 [[Shit nobody cares about|lesser-known]] Gachafags over the course of April to May of [[2020]]. As a result of Gachafall, Gachafags in return joined AUTTP, posted anti-UTTP videos, and [[autism|sperged out]] as they usually do when someone criticizes their pedophilic UwU Cat/BadBoy omega/alpha fanfiction. Basically, in short, the gaychas did not respond maturely to the hacking wave, but what do you expect? They're [[pedo|11 year old girls]] who like seeing [[rape]] because it's "[[Kawaii]]".

==GoAnimate Interference==
Up until [[2020]], UTTP was only occupied by serious trolls who would responsibly milk lolcows; until a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] [[rape|rapist]] known as Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL appeared and started making GoAnimate videos of him raping random GoSpergs who no one cares about. He would always [[CAPS LOCK|SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, use LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1]], and scream "[[wtf|FUCKING SEXY]]". That opened up a gateway for more and more GoFags to illegally immigrate to UTTP TSPL, and make raping videos, grounded videos, basically copying original UTTPs. A notable example is Kenny Animate, who made a UTTP THDTC TSPL account to jump on the bandwagon. Kenny, being the GoTube dickrider he is, would still be a precious good user on his UTTP TSPL account, which just goes to show how far UTTP has strayed from its original purpose. Hopefully, someday, UTTP will rise again, and return to its former glory.

==The Great Split and Tyranny/RUTTP==
Sometime in late January 2024, an [[internet sissy fight]] began between de-facto UTTP leader [[Pedo|Emperor of Anime Sucks]] and second-in-command Emperor Pwrge; as the latter removed the former's admin permissions on his [[Discord|Shitcord]] server for [[NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE]]. As a response, Anime Sucks and his friends raided Pwrge's server and spammed it with [[kiddie porn]]. Pwrge then left the UTTP and founded a new group known as the Tyranny (more like [[tranny]] [[amirite]]?); with many UTTP members leaving for this new group. The Tyranny was then renamed to the RetroUTubeTrollPolice, or RUTTP for short.

As of February 2024, both sides are still throwing shit at each other; and we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] recommend that you troll both.

==Notable UTTP members==
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[[File:Tommyparky.jpg|thumb|Tommy Parky IRL, notice how god-awful his webcam is.]]
These are some notable members of the UTubeTrollPolice. Members with names marked with a <s>strikethrough</s> are no longer with the UTTP:
*'''<s>PurpleHelmetAvenger/Ares</s>''' - A 1337 Hax0r who was the alleged original founder of the UTTP. In reality, he's a fucktarded [[Old|boomer]] who seems to know way more than he should about the people within the UTTP circlejerk, but never actually founded it.
*'''<s>Tommy Parky</s>''' - The aforementioned [[Bri'ish]] founder of the UTTP. Has since disappeared from the internet and is probably in Bri'ish prison after assaulting his own brother while watching [[Lord of the Rings]] back in 2015. Originally made the UTTP as a hacking group according to some people. There are several false accounts made out of him, so be warned!
*'''<s>Stephen Larson</s>''' - A [[Philippines|Pinoy]] faggot who resided in California and joined the group in 2013. Took over the group from Tommy Parky after his 2015 arrest, but was unable to keep it afloat due to being a dumbass foreigner teenager who apparently couldn't keep his DOX hidden, resulting in his school, his parents and the police confronting his ass in 2016. He and his family were likely deported afterward.
*'''<s>OfficerSimonPegg/StruttingPhil and StruttingB4</s>''' - (AKA: '''The Strutters''') Brothers who joined the UTTP around early-2011 before going MIA in 2013. Were notorious for weeding out non-members claiming to be UTTP, with one such example being '''jacobsipod1''', a clueless little kid who tried to weasel himself into the group and predictably failed.
*<s>{{yt|c|UCQy8cKESm1ZblLXpdV8TuxQ|UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks}} - (Powerword: [[Powerword|Scott Hart]]) The de-facto leader of the UTTP ever since Tommy Parky disappeared from the [[internets]]. [[Sick fuck|Supports child porn and allegedly has CP saved]].</s>
*'''Pablo The UTTP KKTK Officer''' - <s>One of</s> the only actually mature UTTP users, Pablo is a [[Good Korea|Korean]]-[[Jewnited States|American]] man who joined UTTP in [[2019]], under the name of "PABLO THE FUCKING DEMON UTTP THDTC", but later changed his ways into a mature, troll-fighting man. Each day, he milks the absolute shit out of a [[lolcow]] named Zender Man, who rages in all caps, and in impressively long paragraphs which could be sung in a Protestant church.
*'''<s>OfficerRonald</s>''' - Also joined in 2013, but not much else is known about him.
*'''<s>[[Emo|Dark Boy]] The UTTP KKTK Officer</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Championsgamer1 UTTP AVGCP</s>''' - Quit UTTP after the Sherbase12 hacking incident.
*'''<s>Jeff 171</s>''' - Whereabouts unknown.
*'''<s>Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL</s>''' - Inactive.
*'''<s>OfficerAPC</s>''' - Exposed for being a [[pedophile]] by asking minors for feet pics.
*'''<s>OfficerCarnevil</s> - Also a pedophile, with the only difference being that he got swatted, and his toyz taken away.
*'''<s>Bad Lady UTTP // [[Porn]]HubYes[[YouTube]]No</s>''' - Exposed for being a borderline [[pervert]]

{{clear}}

==How to troll UTTP members==
{{Warning|This method is only working on Discord (They use a bot on [[Jewtube]]), If you see UTTP in the reply section, just ignore it and report it.}}
* Call Tommy Parky a pedophile/lolicon/shotacon
* Call out their bullshit and see lulz ensue
* Call them autistic
* Create a fake dox and see them swat the wrong guy
* Call out some of their members' histories of spamming [[CP|kiddie porn]]; most notably their current leader Anime Sucks.

==See also==
[[File:Uttptrollface.png|thumb|What would happen if [[oldfag|old trolls]] encountered the "[[Shit|new]]" ones.]]
*[[Autism]] - What '''ALL''' UTTP members have
*[[Attentionwhore]] - All of them.
*[[Botnet]] - Yes! They use bots on [[JewTube]]!
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Foodistzen]]
*[[Hacker]] - Steal minor account with no mercy.
*[[Vyond]] - The shitty animation software used by UTTP members; and most likely where the UTTP found its first foothold.

{{clear}}

==External links==
*{{kf|tommy-parky-thomas-parkinson-utubetrollpolice-uttp.156284|Tommy Parky / Thomas Parkinson / UTubeTrollPolice / UTTP}}
*[https://auttp.com/amalgamation/ zOMG UTTP chat log leakz!]

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Foodistzen

2026-06-18T10:36:23Z

P0008874: /* See Also */

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{{spoiler|CP, gore, and animal abuse are funny now}}
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{{ibhead|<big>'''A smug-ass [[Jew|Jood]]<nowiki/>istzen.'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|"Kai Gallagher"}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Fail|Babytroll]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Le 56 Face|Mutt]]  [[File:Le 56 Face.png|25px]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Washington]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
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'''Foodistzen''', a.k.a. '''"Kai Gallagher"''', was an aspergic [[13-year-old boy]] [[troll]] of the most heinous variety who grew to infamy uploading provocative videos [[mocking]] recently deceased [[e-celeb|e-celebrities]] to [[YouTube]], taking part in harassment campaigns, hosting [[Discord]] servers for sharing hilarious [[gore]], [[cp]] and [[animal abuse]] and also garnering a troll cult to follow in his footsteps.

In short, he is the epitome of [[lulz]].

==YouTube==
Foodistzen created his channel in [[2021]] with the purpose of fighting [[cyberbullying|online bullying]] and outing other creators for [[buzzword|racism, homophobia,]] [[Pedophile|PEDO]]PHOBIA, etc. whilst spreading [[misinformation]] and setting up the most egregious rage bait. His style typically consisted of mocking recently deceased e-celebs or those close to them by making up obviously fake rumors about them and explaining why they are currently burning in [[Hell]] and why they deserve it. Some e-celebs that Foodistzen has mocked include [[Technoblade]], [[JackSepticeye]]'s dad, [[Markiplier]]'s niece, [[PewDiePie]]'s dog, and many more. As one could imagine, Foodistzen's channel was consequently terminated from YouTube and most other social media platforms. However, the trolling did not stop there and instead went underground.

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==Daniel Foodist Man==
{{Incompletehero}}

Daniel Foodist Man, a.k.a. {{yt|c|UCHvUmBdTkevQgxv290bO8qw|Prodisty}}, was another YouTube babytroll with the same modus operandi as Foodistzen, but with [[Roblox]] scams thrown in. He also livestreamed in public once and he forgot that he wasn't on the internet.

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==Foodists==
{{Quote|Both Yanuze and Minecraftfunnyman245, also known as Kai Gallagher, were making fun of a member named Daniel Bowler for being overweight. They were soon calling him a, as they call, "Foodist" due to the fact that obese fucks like to eat a lot of food. Kai Gallagher and Yanuze both started to use the word "Foodist" in their name to further berate him. Kai Gallagher renamed himself to "Foodistzen" and Yanuze renamed himself to "Daniel Foodist Man" in homage to Daniel Bowler. Soon the whole group adopted the moniker "Foodist" and started to refer to themselves as "Foodist."|On the etymology of "Foodist".}}
The Foodists are the followers of Foodistzen. It is their duty to imitate his style of trolling and content creation. They can be seen promoting anything that is morally incomprehensible such as pedophilia and zoosadism, and often times actually possess such material themselves. They usually sport [[nazi]] and [[alt-right]] insignia as well and incorporate their content in a parodic mockery of Yt rant videos, clickbait videos and [[GoAnimate|Gacha Life]] videos with reference to shock videos.

Foodists proclaim that they were not derived out of the [[UTTP]], but the similarities sure are striking.

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==Modern Day Foodists==
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{{Achtung|[[Stunning and Brave|ED IS PROUD TO BE MAPPHOBIC!!1]]}}
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Since the shutdown of Clay Party in early 2023, Foodists have morphed into entirely different things. Foodists have evolved from simple ragebait and making fun of recently deceased celebrities to being "ironic" pedophiles.

===Zuken===
{{Incompletehero}}

Zuken{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: Justin Kirby Francisco) is a pinoy faggot who as of April 7, 2024 is running a content farm under the alias {{yt|c|UCRgvQk5k15Jc7K6gbHM_iGQ|Winmonke}} in an attempt to find more children to groom. He also forces [[Unfunny|incredible gassy]] because [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|"weird fetish porn le funny"]] or whatever.

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===Wickerkid===
{{Incompletehero}}

Wickerkid{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: Bruce Munro Anderson) is the owner of [[Gnarpedia]] (formerly [[No Limits Fun|NoLimitsPedia]]), or Pedopedia, a modern ED clone with no moralfaggotry at all, and one that advocates for pedophilia. It is partnered with Skibidi Farms. Wickerkid can be found commenting (read: stalking for prey) in Zuken's "Winmonke" content farm.
[[File:UTTP cosplay.png|thumb|200px|center|Wickerkid cosplaying the [[UTTP]] cop]]

===Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL===
{{Archenemy|Internet Tough Guy|2A|Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL}}
{{Incompletehero}}

Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL{{Girllover}}, also known as [[Nigger|ፖል ሞሪስ]] on EDF, is an obsessed pajeet-iraqi faggot who tried to [[Taking Down ED|take down ED]] by flooding [[EDF]] with [[Dead nigger baby|child gore]], yet it didn't occur to him that [[Offended|we've had this sort of thing for quite a while]]. His motivation for his butthurt attacks were because of ED's "blatant mapphobia". He is currently in an [[internet sissy fight]] with the [[Second Amendment|2A]] side of [[Twitter]], probably because Doucets don't want Plauchés to shoot them.

Klasky Csupo is an animation company that [[Logo Kids|logofags]] hyperfixate on, while THDTC (The Hellfire Demon Trolling Corporation) and TSPL (The Sexy Porn Lovers) are just random shit [[GoAnimate|GoFags]] put at the end of their usernames. Not surprising that a pedophile would larp as a member of these communities.

==Skibidi Farms (Formerly Clay.party)==
{{fyi|Any mention of Skibidi Farms on the [[Sharty]] results in an immediate auto-permaban for advertising splinter.}}
{{FactAlert|If you visit Clay.party right now, it will redirect to Skibidi Farms.}}
{{Warning|Do not ever visit Skibidi Farms without a [[VPN]] or on an unsecure device.}}
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{{quote|clayparty co-owner here, [[kiwifarms]] is homosexual dogshit dont ever compare us to those sodomites.}}
Clay.party was a forum made by and for foodists; or "clay eaters". Quintessentially, it is a sort of trolling, harassing and doxxing index similar to [[Kiwifarms]]. They do pretty much all the same shit, but Clay.party drops the [[moralfag|moralfagging]] and encourages its users to harass, dox and abuse [[lolcows]] (or anyone they don't like), even if they don't fit a criteria befitting of a lolcow. It is considered a [[win]] if one of their victims end up slitting their wrists or [[an hero|roping themselves]]. However, the forum was short lived and lasted an astonishing [[Epic Fail|FOUR MONTHS]] before shutting down. I wonder why.

==Taking down Encyclopedia Dramatica?==
{{quote|[...] our site is MUCH BETTER than the [[tubgirl|shit-filled bathtub]] you call a [[EDF6|forum]], which you happily bathe, soak, and marinate in for literal hours every single day.|Klasky Csupo THDTC TSPL, Skibidi Farms [[Janny|Moderator]]}}
Foodists within the Skibidi Farms [[circlejerk]] (according to [[user:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON]]) may have been responsible for recent [[DDoS]] attacks against [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It is possible they did this because after they compromised all of [[MarioMario456]]'s social accounts, [[764]] (foodist sextortion group) failed to get their hands on .win after the owner of the latter [[SHUT IT DOWN]] upon making a deal with the rest of the staff. A little dirt digging can reveal that {{archive|B1obI|a Skibidi Farms moderator has impersonated an EDF user and tried to make him out as a pedophile}}. [[for the lulz|What had attracted him do this]] could have had something to do with the increasing prevalence of [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] culture on the website (mainly due to the fact that most actual oldfags have moved on with their life and that the <s>newfags</s> soyGODs are taking their place), whom they have beef with for some reason despite being basically the same things.

Take note that when NEVER GOON came to the conclusion that foodists were behind the attack, many foodists started to join [[EDF]] and protested against his power, confirming it was them behind the attacks.

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==See Also==
* [[Attentionwhore]] - All of them.
* [[1 Bitch 9 Pups]] - They love this video.
* [[Chris-Chan|BlueSpike]]
* [[Children are not innocent]]
* [[Kiliverse]]
* [[Kiwi Farms]]
* [[Monkey Hate]]
* [[Peter Scully]] - They love this guy.
* [[Ronnie McNutt]] - McNutt on the world.
* [[Skibidi Toilet]] - Brainrot Fans? - [[X? in my Y?|in my Skibidi Farms?]] No lol.
* [[Sneed]] - They don't sneed in clay.party.
* [[Solomon Henderson]]
* [[Soyjak.party]]
* [[UTTP]]
* [[VidLii]]

==External Links==
* {{yt|c|UCXd8ukxwU7vDe5utwoiJsWA|Foodistzen}}
* {{fandomlink|youtube|Foodistzen|Foodistzen}}
* {{kf|136362|Foodists / Foodistzen / Malagasy Clay Eaters / clay.party / Homophobe Army}}
* {{kf|203794|Skibidi Farms / NoLimitsPedia / Gnarpedia / Totencord / Hutucord / Spawnism / Goyswats / Kastle / UCS / Kiliverse / Dwinny / Thugchan / Zukencord}}
* {{sw|Failtroll#Foodists|''Foodists'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* {{sw|Failtroll#Skibidi_Farms|''Skibidi Farms'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* {{sw|Failtroll#Gnarpedia_/_Nolimitspedia|''Gnarpedia/NoLimitsPedia'' on Soyjak Wiki}}
* [https://gnarpedia.org/view/Main_Page Gnarpedia] (formerly NoLimitsPedia)
** [https://gnarpedia.org/view/Encyclopedia_Dramatica ''Encyclopedia Dramatica'' on Gnarpedia]
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/Foodists Foodists on SNCApedia]
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/Clay.party Clay.party on SNCApedia]
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Farms Skibidi Farms on SNCApedia]

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High Score/King of all losers

2026-06-18T09:45:20Z

P0008874:

You not only bet on the ED, but the entire thing.
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! RANK
!
! LOSER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
|  ∞
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Our own ED admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.
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|}
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High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-18T09:30:35Z

P0008874:

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
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! KILLS
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| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]10
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
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| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]10
| 216
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| 1999
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| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
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| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]10
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]10
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]10
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]10
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 17
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Alexandre Souza or Charles Marsillac]]8
| 59
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]10
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}
{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. 4 musicians died in 1 helicopter.

9. Minus 1 depending on the pilot.

10. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.
|}
</center>
<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-18T09:26:10Z

P0008874:

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]10
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]10
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]10
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]10
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]10
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]10
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 18
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Alexandre Souza or Charles Marsillac]]8
| 59
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]10
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}
{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. 4 musicians died in 1 helicopter.

9. Minus 1 depending on the pilot.

10. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.
|}
</center>
<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-17T13:21:03Z

P0008874:

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]8
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]8
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]8
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]8
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]8
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]8
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 18
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Alexandre Souza or Charles Marsillac]]9
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]8
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}
{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

9. 4 musicians died in 1 helicopter.
|}
</center>
<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-17T13:18:39Z

P0008874:

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]8
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]8
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]8
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]8
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]8
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]8
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 18
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Alexandre Souza or Charles Marsillac]]9
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]8
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}
{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

9. 4 musician died in 1 helicopter.
|}
</center>
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Category:High Score Sections

2026-06-17T12:40:52Z

P0008874:

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High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-17T12:34:55Z

P0008874:

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]8
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]8
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]8
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]8
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]8
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]8
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 18
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Charles Marsillac]]9
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]8
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}
{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

9. 4 musician died in 1 helicopter.
|}
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<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Hack'N'Slash

2026-06-17T12:13:05Z

P0008874:

''"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions."'' In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.
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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! YEAR
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#0dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Petar Brzica
| 1360
| ?
| 1942
| Unknown
| Guard at the Jasenovac concentration camp in Croatia made a bet with his fellow guards on who could kill the most prisoners during a single night. Armed with only a knife, Petar allegedly slaughtered well over a thousand people in a fit of ecstasy. Other estimates place his score somewhere between 670 and 1100, which is still an incredible amount. It might all be [[bullshit]], though. After the Nazis were defeated, Petar vanished into thin air never to be seen again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#1dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Sano Jirozaemon
| 100
| ?
| 1696
| [[Fail|Slipped on a rooftop and got executed]]
| After getting his new katana, he suffered a psychotic episode, ending with him [[Mutsuo Toi|killing dozens of whores after they rejected him]] before fucking it up, getting caught and executed for his crimes. One of the earliest known examples of reaching for the High Score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#2dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Unknown
| 52
| ?
| 1986
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Chink killed some people and then [[Epic Win|Escaped with a good high score]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#4dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 32
| ?
| 1905
| [[Fail|Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol.]]
| [[Epic Win|Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife.]] Oh, and, if you think [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Devin Kelley]] and [[Matthew Murray]] are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanic{{atheist}} hatred inside his heart that he cornered entire groups of church-goers just to kill them with a shitty knife. You know, for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Kleomedes of Astypalia
| 27
| ?
| [[Oldfag|496 BC]]
| Dead
| A boxer, who, after being disqualified for killing an opponent, pulled the pillar of a school in his hometown, which caused it to collapse, [[Adam Lanza|killing 27 kiddies]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Unknown
| 24
| ?
| 1607
| Executed?
| A father who killed his pregnant wife, five children, and eighteen random people, all in one night.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 23
| ?
| 1903
| Dead
| Yet another fucking pinoy who ran amok and murdered people before being brutally raped by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| Unknown
| 22
| ?
| 1950
| Unknown
| [[Psychopath|Random soldier]] got angry [[Elliot Rodger|at the fact of a poorfag marrying a rich bitch]], that he hacked everyone at the wedding.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[William Unek]]
| 21
| ?
| 1954
| [[Epic Win|Escaped to commit another killing spree]], [[Fail|but was taken down by cops.]]
| A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 [[niggers]]! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an axe for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one landed him a solid spot on the FPS Single Player list.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Wirjo
| 20
| 12
| 1987
| Hanged himself
| An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Abdul Waheed]]
| 20
| 4
| 2017
| Sentenced to death
| A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' [[prank]] by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating [[drug]]ged food before going to [[Torture|work]] on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#85ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Sagamihara Stabbings|Satoshi Uematsu]]
| 19
| 26
| 2016
| Sentenced to death
| A noble eugenicist who removed 19 [[cripple|disabled people]] from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#85ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Qingpei
| 19
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too!
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Arsenio Formentera
| 17
| ?
| 1968
| V&
| Schizo farmer killed 17 people with a machete, and somehow robbed and raped along the way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ou Yangpu
| 17
| 0
| 1976
| Hanged himself
| Killed 17 of his own family members with a kitchen knife and hanged himself in a forest. Holds the crown for familicides.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Guozhen
| 16-17
| 1-2
| 1989
| Sentenced to death
| After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Hodeng
| 16
| 1
| 1879
| Dead
| Went on a stabbing spree in the Dutch East Indies before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Domingo Salazar
| 16
| 1
| 1956
| Sentenced to death
| A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Magu
| 15
| 5
| 1873
| Killed by people
| Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Florentino Basobas
| 15
| 4
| 1977
| Killed by people
| Yet another stabbing spree by a farmer in the Philippines.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anatkin
| 15
| 3
| 1897
| Killed by people
| Malay stabbed his wife for cheating on him and went amok before a guy shot him down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Unknown
| 15
| ?
| 1861
| Dead
| A slave owner who beat and starved his slaves to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Pusok Anak Ngaik
| 14
| 4
| 1965
| Escaped?
| Went amok before possibly escaping
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Hasnain_Anwar_Warekar|Hasnain Anwar Warekar]]
| 14
| 1
| 2016
| Hanged himself
| A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang
| 13
| 9
| 2024
| V&
| Another chink who wents batshit insane.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Mohammed Nawaz
| 13
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| a 22-year-old man preached the [[Death|word]] of Islam against adultery by decapitating two of his sisters with a hatchet that he suspected of having committed adultery with a neighbour, also killed twelve other family members to leave no witnesses.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Guo Zhongmin
| 13
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2003
| [[An hero]] by pesticide
| Armed with a knife and a stick, Guo fatally beat and stabbed 13 people, before swallowing pesticide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Shi Yuejun
| 12
| 5
| 2006
| Executed
| Angry man decided to take revenge on the society that had humiliated him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Leman
| 12
| 2
| 1933
| V&
| Another azn mudslime who whacked some people along his village before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Mogo
| 12
| 1
| 1929
| Sentenced to death
| After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Matti Juhani Saari|Juhani]] Aataminpoika
| 12
| 0
| 1849
| Incarcerated (Dead)
| Horse thief that escaped and went on a murderous rampage for around a month before being [[Fail|recaptured and sentenced to death]]. His sentence was later commuted to [[Bdsm|40 lashes]] and life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Lazaro Obwara
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1950
| V& by pigs
| Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Fano militia
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2021
| Escaped
| Beated and killed 12 people on a [[GTA]] style ambulance robbing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Myles_Sanderson|Myles Brandon Sanderson]]
| 11
| 18
| 2022
| An hero?
| Canadian [[injun]] went on a stabbing spree killing some of his family members including his brother and neighbors before [[GTFO|going on the lam]] for several days. He was finally captured after being run off the road by cops and died later in the police custody from an alleged suicide by overdose.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Mat Taram bin Sa'al
| 11
| 10
| 1947
| [[Epic win|free]]
| Malay schizo went amok with a pocket knife before being set free after he got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Dương Văn Môn
| 11
| 6
| 1998
| Sentenced to death
| Vietnamese schizo went on a stabbing rampage through his village.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Gregorio Caceres
| 11
| 4
| 1942
| Shot by pigs
| A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Salvador Rublico
| 11
| 4
| 1952
| Killed by police
| Yet another boring pinoy who went on a bolo boogaloo before the cops shot him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Jin
| 11
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Chink went amok. Another one on the list.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Andangan
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1921
| An hero
| Killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vadim Gritsuk
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2000
| Incarcerated
| 46-year-old ruskie with alcoholism went on a stabbing spree for 16 days before he got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Danilo Guades
| 10
| 17
| 2007
| V&
| Ugly pinoy monk bolo'd some people and bludgeoned some more with a club before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Raden Prawiro Direjo
| 10
| 6
| 1863
| Killed
| Went amok in a random town in Indonesia, before being a mob beat him and killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Jamaluddin
| 10
| 3
| 2017
| An hero
| Killed his family before poisoning himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| Huang Zhiheng
| 10
| 0
| 1985
| An hero in prison
| Murdered a family over a gambling debt before killing himself in prison the next year. Also killed a man in 1973.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Abdel Latif
| 10
| 0
| 2005
| Incarcerated
| Dismembered 10 people, including four kiddies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhao Zewei
| 9
| 19
| 2018
| Executed
| Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tore Hedin|Tore Hedin]]
| 9
| 10-20
| 1952
| An hero
| [[Swedish]] [[Pig|cop]] who went on a killing spree, starting by killing [[Your Mom|mommy]] and [[daddy]], and also some random [[oldfags]], before an heroing by drowning himself, also killed his friend in 1951.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Jamin Mukobero
| 9
| 6
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Mingxin
| 9
| 3
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| 39-year-old farmer stole ten geese before being caught by the owner and threatened, resulting in an axe rampage. Tried to kill himself but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yan Yanming
| 9
| 3
| 2004
| Executed
| Attacked a school with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Lai Guoxian
| 9
| 2
| 1990
| Sentenced to death
| Yet another chink, yes, China has moar attackers than all Scandinavia. Stabbed randoms before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Wilhelm Brückner
| 9
| 1
| 1925
| An hero
| Basket maker murdered nine of his family members.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Christoff Bihl
| 9
| 0
| 1580
| Executed
| Father who beat and stabbed nine of his children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Thomas Austin
| 9
| 0
| 1694
| Executed
| Murdered his aunt, her five children, his wife, and two of his children before being v& and executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelarus.png|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| Serski
| 9
| 0-1
| 1905
| Dead
| Lured little kiddies into his barn so that he could kill them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 9
| 0
| 1906
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Anon entered the house of some random family, murdered the husband, wife and then their seven children, before setting the house on fire and escaping forever, it's possible that the perpetrator was also behind the Villisca axe murders, which would occur 6 years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| Berri Khan
| 9
| 0
| 1914
| An Hero by poison
| Merchant killed his 9 family members. After, he commited suicide by poison with some drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Antonio Alvarez
| 9
| 0
| 1923
| An hero
| Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| Muhamali
| 9
| 0
| 1924
| An hero
| Killed his wife and [[Cuck|her lover]] before killing seven other people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Foong Mok
| 9
| 0
| 1946
| Dead
| Chink farmer killed 9 randoms in a Malay village before being found insane. Died alone in a nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGhana.png|link{{=}}Ghana]]
| Unknown
| 9
| 0
| 1961
| V&
| Nigger killed 9 people before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lorne Acquin
| 9
| 0
| 1977
| Dead
| Killed his relatives with a tire iron before burning down the house. Died in prison in 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Onyekachi Ugwu
| 9
| 0
| 2015
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Stabbed his father with a machete and then hacked his neighbours before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Xu_Jiajin|Xu Jiajin]]
| 8
| 17
| 2024
| Executed
| Yet another chink knife attack on a school. This time, a vocational college, as revenge for [[Retard|not receiving his graduation certificate]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Mamoru Takuma]]
| 8
| 15
| 2001
| Hanged
| A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJamaica.png|link{{=}}Jamaica]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Thaddeus_Hyatt|Thaddeus Hyatt]]
| 8
| 14
| 1959
| Hanged
| 26-year-old [[insane]] worker and [[rapper|part-time musician]] attacked "[[Feds|police informers]]" with a machete, ice pick, and later dagger, before dismembering them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 8
| 2024
| Killed by police
| Some random satanists went on a stabbing spree before being killed by the cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Zheng Minsheng
| 8
| 5
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:WelshFlagUserBox.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Wales]]
| Leonard King
| 8
| 1
| 1954
| An hero
| Shanked his family before an heroing
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Lu
| 8
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Yet another knife attack in China and another big high score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Hans Eisenbeiß
| 8
| 0
| 1606
| Executed
| Grabbed an axe and murdered his six children, pregnant wife, and maid.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Nils Narumseie
| 8
| 0
| 1833
| Executed
| Nils was a known thief in his youth. On the night of his 25th birthday he would target a farm and kill everyone living there with an axe before burning it down in an attempt to get away with stealing a watch. He was soon arrested, confessed to his crimes and was executed by beheading with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Villisca axe murders|Unknown]]
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1912
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Invaded the house of a random family, murdered the two parents, their four children, and two guests.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fritz Angerstein
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1924
| Executed
| Killed a bunch of his close acquaintances with an axe and a dagger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 0
| 1927
| Dead
| Murdered his wife and seven of his children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Andrew Day
| 8
| 0
| 1929
| Dead
| Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Was then declared insane and put in a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 0
| 1940
| Died in prison
| Another Kenygger who went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Speck]]
| 8
| 0
| 1966
| Died in prison
| Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and [[Lulz|raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Shin Hyun-je
| 8-9
| ?
| 1968
| Incarcerated
| 28-year-old Zipperhead first murdered his mommy with an axe before going ham on his village.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Tomás Temu Morente
| 8
| 0
| 1994
| Incarcerated
| Killed eight random guys before dismembering them while he was high.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Christopher Kasoma
| 8
| 0
| 2004
| [[An hero]]
| Killed his relatives in the shopping centre before poisoning himself to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Belov
| 8
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Slaughtered his family and mother using knives and hatchets, pretending nothing was wrong for several days before being v&. Oleg explained that it all went down after an argument between him and his wife over his 6-year-old son's "parrot haircut".
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liang Wu
| 7
| 13
| 2021
| V&
| Stabbed random people in the street to vent from his family issues.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Soera Brotto
| 7
| 10
| |1786
| Executed
| Javanese prisioner went amok in [[Prison|''NIGHTMARE MODE'']] and permabanned 7 guards before being sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Moufeng
| 7
| 7
| 2020
| V&
| A man in his 60's stabbed people nearby a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Paulino Fernández Vázquez
| 7
| 6
| 1989
| [[An Hero]]
| An old [[Goatse|goatfucker]] hillbilly pussied out with his nosey neighbours and stabbed them with a knife and an axe before torching his house off and becoming [[an hero]] with fire, unluckily from asphyxia. The reason, fear to lose his lands, cuz their keen narcissist neighbours wanted moar lands to have moar goats to fuck with.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Nicolae_Lungu|Nicolae Lungu]]
| 7
| 6
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Smacked a bunch of people to death with an IV stand [[Lulz|in a psychiatric hospital]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| U Win-maung
| 7
| 5
| 1975
| Killed by police
| The school principal got tired with the inbreed students and decided to teach them the magic of the High Score. He died, clearly because of a shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Thubelihle Kheshow
| 7
| 5
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Businessman went postal in the middle of nothing in Zimbabwe, killing 7 people and injuring 5 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Ismail bin Awang
| 7
| 4+
| 1949
| Dead
| Used local machete to went amok in his town. He was V& and imprisoned and died alone.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Abu Lu'lu'a Firuz
| 7-10
| 3-6
| 644
| Dead
| A persian slave who rebeled against the king, pwning a few other people along the way, was either [[idklol|executed or an heroed]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Malam Kaigama Alhaji Jikurko
| 7
| 3
| 2008
| V&
| Pull out a carnage before the keen officers caught him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Ngah Gafur
| 7
| 2
| 1899
| Executed
| Malay went amok with a spear, burnt a random elderly man's house and got V&. He was sentenced to death and executed by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Unknown
| 7
| 2+
| 1913
| V&
| Bolivian got mad at his boss and killed 7 people before getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ramon Salcido
| 7 (2 by gunfire)
| 2 (1 by gunfire)
| 1989
| Incarcerated
| After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, [[Pedophile|but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them.]] After having sex with his young daughters like how any [[sick fuck|great father]] would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Gregor Makranicz
| 7
| 1
| 1930
| Escaped?
| Killed 7 on a barber shop before probably escaping
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jerry Langobon
| 7
| 1
| 2002
| Incarcerated
| Pinoy who bolo'd his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Blasius Endres
| 7
| 0
| 1585
| Executed
| Murdered seven of his children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Jörg Rösthell
| 7
| 0
| 1599
| Executed
| Murdered his wife and children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Unknown
| 7
| 0
| 1597
| Executed
| Killed his wife and children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Michel Mosenheuer
| 7
| 0
| 1616
| An hero
| Killed seven of his relatives with a scimitar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Heinrich Rosenzweig
| 7
| 0
| 1621
| Executed
| Killed his wife and six of his children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Karl Emil Malmelin
| 7
| 0
| 1899
| Dead
| Slaughtered a farm with an axe. Pardoned in 1912.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| José Casas Novas
| 7
| 0
| 1912
| Incarcerated
| Man who slit the throats of a man, his wife and four of their children, and a baby.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Czesław Konieczny
| 7
| 0
| 1929
| Executed
| Killed his mother and his six siblings because she didn't approve his marriage. He was executed in 1930.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Anon cook
| 7
| 0
| 1930
| V&
| yet another fucking chink on the list. China's favourite sport i guess:A cook killed 7 on a random house before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFiji.png|link{{=}}Fiji]]
| Suku
| 7
| 0
| 1930
| Executed
| Killed a entire family by stabbing before setting the house in fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Eivind Axelsen Larsen
| 7
| 0
| 1932
| Dead
| A young man who feared he had gone insane and decided to kill his family with an axe and burn down the house, to spare them of suffering the same fate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Friedrich Giebel
| 7
| 0
| 1940
| An hero
| Aryan murdered his bitchy wife and six children by beating them unconscious with a baton and then slitting their throats with a cobbler's knife before an heroing, only one daughter survived ze familienmord.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Rafael Guevara de Ladron
| 7
| 0
| 1941
| Dead
| A police officer knifed his wife and seven of his children before setting his house on fire and being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Christian Hansen
| 7
| 0
| 1949
| Dead
| 36-year-old man murdered his wife and six children before being arrested and sent to the nuthouse. sometime later, he sued an insurance company for 600 euros.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Luis Sandoval Troncoso
| 7
| 0
| 1963
| Hanged himself
| Suicidal maniac plagued by [[poor|economic troubles]] killed his entire family and then himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:SAFlag1928.gif|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Unknown
| 7
| ?
| 1964
| Incarcerated
| Native went amok with an Axe, killed five children, two men and one woman, before gettin' V& by Der Polizei.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Gardo Pagkay
| 7
| 0
| 1968
| An hero
| Another pinoy who made holes in his family before becoming an hero by stabbing himself in the throat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Abdallah Byekwaso
| 7
| 0
| 2007
| [[An Hero]]
| Killed his children and wife before [[An Hero|An Heroing]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 7
| 0
| 2025
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| Pinoy man knifed down 7 guys in a bakery, while they where sleeping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Lee Chi Hang
| 6
| 38
| 1982
| Incarcerated
| Dual wielding knives and chisels, he killed his mom and sister, then entered the nearby kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Jaafar Patola
| 6
| 25
| 1981
| Killed by police
| Used 2 machetes and went amok, left a huge amount of people wounded and was killed by da pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Julian Marcelino
| 6
| 13
| 1932
| Dead
| Filipino immigrant who ran amok through the streets of Seattle and stabbed people for half an hour before surrendering to police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Joel Cauchi
| 6
| 12
| 2024
| Killed by police
| 40-year-old {{wayback|https://www.escortsau.com.au/escort/joel/|20240414011244|title=escort}} stabbed people in a mall before [[police|da pigs]] killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Domingo de la Pena
| 6
| 8
| 1989
| Killed by police
| Yet another stabbing rampage by another pinoy lunatic who got shot and killed by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Jia
| 6
| 4
| 2008
| Executed
| Was arrested some time before the stabbing for [[WTF|riding a bike]] and was beaten and interrogated when brought to the police station. When he failed to sue them he decided to deal with it himself using molotovs and a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Laos]]
| Anonymous police officer
| 6
| 3
| 1967
| V&
| Anon pig got so angry and stabbed people arround the town before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|23px|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Hubert Headley
| 6
| 3
| 1994
| Killed by police
| Druggie friend killed 6 and a dog in his rural [[Redneck|Blackneck]] village before being killed by the pigs
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Rosa Rufo Barquero
| 6
| 2
| 1896
| Dead
| A schizo woman who threw 8 children into a well. She tried to kill herself by jumping into the well herself, but was rescued and imprisoned.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Ong Kok
| 6
| 2
| 1930
| [[An hero]]
| A Chinese rubber planter killed his family with an axe, fire, and his bare hands on [[9/11]], but 71 years before it happened.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Bernardino Becerra
| 6
| 2
| 1938
| V&
| Redneck spic who killed his family on a ranch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Valerio Rivas
| 6
| 2
| 1941
| Killed by police
| Spaniard killed his wife and daughter, then entered a random bus and started to rape people with knives before being filled with lead by the police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| José Misael Roldán Concha
| 6
| 2
| 1957
| Died in prison
| Killed a mom and 5 of her kids [[Lulz|while on parole for an earlier murder]], topping it all off with [[Necrophilia|some sweet dead woman pussy]]. The husband wasn't home though, so [[Epic Win|he had to deal with the aftermath]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|23px|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]]
| Miguel Barreto
| 6
| 2
| 1991
| Killed by person
| 50-year-old [[NEET]] slashed some neighbours and relatives with a machete before [[Fail|having it stolen by one of the few surviving NPCs and then being killed with it]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 1
| 1641
| Killed
| Javanesse stabbed some britbongs before being put down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Jan Umb
| 6
| 1
| 1887
| Dead
| Went amok in a russian schooner.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Aro Nivome
| 6
| 1
| 1971
| V&
| Surrendered after he went amok in his village.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Ram Prasad Karna
| 6
| 1
| 1977
| An hero
| Shanked his family before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Pascal Dolique
| 6
| 1
| 1983
| Incarcerated
| Frenchie killed a random family before he got life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:SAFlag1928.gif|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 1
| 1984
| Incarcerated
| 36-year-old farmer went amok, killing six people and wounding one person before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Lemison Kapambe
| 6
| 1
| 2012
| Killed by people
| Batshit insane man killed his family before being torched alive by some angry citizens.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wu Moujie
| 6
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| 25 year old man went amok after assaulting a guy outside a kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Febrio De-Zoysa
| 6
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Sri Lankan immigrant stabbed a family of Sri Lankan immigrants he was living with. Only the dad survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Rajko Marić
| 6
| 0
| 1901
| Executed
| Killed people with a 2kg weight and a knife before being hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Viktor Nikolics
| 6
| 0
| 1906
| Dead
| Grabbed an axe and murdered his brother's family right after a 20-year prison sentence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| 1922
| [[Epic Win|Escaped and never been found]]
| Armed with a mattock, mined the head of a whole family ripping off his heads before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Henry McCabe
| 6
| 0
| 1926
| Executed
| Man butchered his family before being V&, sentenced to death and executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| 1928
| Incarcerated
| Killed his wife and mother and then his four children before setting the house on fire, but the villagers arrested the man and extinguished the fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Onni Poikonen
| 6
| 0
| 1930
| An hero
| Killed his family before burning down the house and drinking poison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Albundi Ochea
| 6
| 0
| 1937
| An hero
| Chopped his family off with an axe before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Harald Koljonen
| 6
| 0
| 1943
| Executed
| Chopped up a family of farmers with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ervi Matti Lehtikoski
| 6
| 0
| 1944
| An hero
| 31-year-old man from [[Mr. Saari|Kauhajoki]] killed his family with a razor before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Jorge Valenzuela Torres
| 6
| 0
| 1960
| Executed
| Pooron farmer who hacked his recently-widowed girlfriend and her children into pieces. Also [[WTF|stomped the 6-month old baby baby to death]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Uuno Suni
| 6
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Killed his family with an axe before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Burma]]
| Po Aung
| 6
| 0
| 1965
| An Hero
| Chink killed his family before an hero
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| José Emídio
| 6
| 0
| 1972
| Dead
| Another brazilian. Killed his family with a sickle before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 6
| 0
| 1614
| Executed
| Killed his wife and children before being [[LOL|executed in different ways]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José María Ruiz Martínez
| 6
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Killed his wife and 5 children before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Devakaparsaud Haripaul
| 6
| 0
| 1980
| An hero
| Killed his family before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Ryszard Sobok
| 6
| 0
| 1981
| Sentenced to death and executed
| Killed members of his family with a bayonet knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|23px|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| 1984
| Institutionalized
| Killed 6 people on a ghetto before being sent to a nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Shayakhmetov
| 6
| 0
| 1994
| V&
| Killed his family, then set ablaze the house off.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFiji.png|link{{=}}Fiji]]
| Ram Chandar
| 6
| 0
| 1994
| Incarcerated
| Second Fijian shanker, slaughtered his family before being arrested and [[Epic Fail|sentenced to 120 years in prison]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Chang Yee Loong
| 6
| 0
| 2000
| V&
| Chink thought that chopping his family with a sword was a good idea. Then he fleeds out of the house and then his car crashes. Police V& him when he was trying to fleed for second time.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Anonymous man
| 6
| 0
| 2005
| V&
| Killed his family
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Cd.gif|link{{=}}Congo]]
| Gaty
| 6
| 0
| 2007
| Arrested
| Some 18-year-old batshit insane [[Incest|raped his mom, female cousin]] [[TCOAAL|and younger sister]], before he killed them all, including both parents and 2 other siblings
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Orelesitse Thokamolemo
| 6
| 0
| 2008
| Executed
| Stabbed his 6 family members dressed like Jason from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. After that, he got executed [[WTF|by hanging]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Damian Rzeszowski
| 6
| 0
| 2011
| Dead
| Polack slaughtered his family and tried to stab himself to death. Hung himself in prison in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Vayron Jonathan Nakada Ludeña
| 6
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Went on a three day stabbing spree, breaking into three homes. His brother, serial killer Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña can be found on the Tactical Espionage Action scoreboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGhana.png|23px|link{{=}}Ghana]]
| Akwasi Ganu
| 6
| 0
| 2016
| Killed by people
| Killed his 2 parents, 2 children and his anoying ass neighbours before a angry mob lynched him to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Mohammad Arshad
| 6
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Started 2025 by murdering his mother and sisters with a knife to "[[Lolwut|save their honor]]".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Elias Abuelazam
| 5
| 13
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A good Jew, believe it or not, who did his part by thinning out the black.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Saleng Bin Sulemang
| 5
| 10
| 1956
| Killed by people
| Nabbed randomly across his village before the nosey villagers beat him to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Jaya
| 5
| 8
| 1909
| Killed by police
| Another fucking malay who nabbed randoms. Police shot him dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Sie Poenij
| 5
| 6
| 1868
| V&
| Indonesian killed random people and wounded some more before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Anonymous
| 5
| 6
| 1970
| V&
| Some random Hindi used a local knife to ban 5 and wound 6 before being subdued and V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Jorge José
| 5
| 6
| 2009
| V&
| Portunigger got so high and began to stab random people on streets before police arrested him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBarbados.png|link{{=}}Barbados]]
| Seon Hope
| 5
| 5
| 1933
| Executed
| Decided to kill a donkey and a pig, before making his carnage. He was V& and then sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Alberto Garan
| 5
| 4
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Went on a stabbing spree in an apartment building after killing his GF.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Espen Andersen Bråthen]]
| 5
| 3
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| Insane islamic convert that went amok in true Skyrim style wielding a knife and the bow and arrow. He did relatively good, even hitting a [[Cops|pig]] and some others with arrows, but ultimately used his knife to rack up his score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Murphy
| 5
| 3
| 1901
| Dead
| Made PETA proud by killing slaughterhouse workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Feodor Mihailov
| 5
| 2
| 1910
| An hero
| Slaughtered a family and jumped from a window during his interrogation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Frederick James Hall
| 5
| 1
| 1898
| An hero
| Shanked his family before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tito Weski
| 5
| 1
| 1902
| Dead
| Estonian traveller killed a family with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Anonymous schizo
| 5
| 1
| 1994
| Incarcerated?
| Schizo whacked 4 babies to death in a [[School|madrase]], then killed a random woman trying to stop him before getting beaten by a bunch of angry niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFiji.png|link{{=}}Fiji]]
| Waisale Waqanivalu
| 5
| 1
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Some voyeur who began stoning people to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Matthew de Grood]]
| 5
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Matthew went Hitman on people with a kitchen knife before being V& not too long after he left the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Isabel Martinez
| 5
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| An illegal immigrant who decided to clean house (and not in the maid way) by eviscerating her husband and four of their children while rambling about how they were going to "see Jesus."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Mario
| 5
| 1
| 2019
| [[V for Vendetta|Killed by his family]]
| After a dispute, [[Mario]], who was in drugs, used a machete, slashed and jumped on the goombas of his pregnant sister-in-law, his mother and his two younger brothers, before they took revenge on him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Fabiano Kipper Mai
| 5
| 1
| 2021
| At hospital (attempted an hero)
| Stabbed babies in a daycare in a feeble attempt to copycat [[Sandy Hook]]. Was attacked by an angry mob after attempting to [[An hero|kill himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkmenistan.png|link{{=}}Turkmenistan]]
| Dovran Seyitberdyev
| 5
| ?
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| Entered a home and killed a family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Barnett Davenport
| 5
| 0
| 1780
| Executed
| Invaded a family's home and killed three people by blugeoning, before killing two others by setting he house on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTAT.png|link{{=}}Trinidad and Tobago]]
| Unknown
| 5
| 0
| 1977
| Incarcerated
| Entered [[Columbine|El Socorro public school]] (which funnily enough, [[Irony|socoro means "help" or "relief" in Spanish]]) and started running through the halls with a machete, killing five people, four kids and one woman outside the school while he was trying to escape.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Geneviève Lhermitte
| 5
| 0
| 2007
| Euthanized
| Crazy lady killed her children with a stolen kitchen knife. 16 years later she was willingly euthanized in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dexter Lewis, Lynell Hill and Joseph Hill
| 5
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| 3 apes and one [[snitch|FBI informant]] had robbed a bar for [[niggers|$170]], but [[Dexter]] had stabbed the bar owner and four patrons to death, while Joseph Hill had held up the cashier at gunpoint. Joseph's brutha, Lynell Hill, had blocked the door. They set fire to the bar afterwards before fleeing. All three were charged except for the undercover agent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|23px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Anonymous
| 5
| 0
| 2017
| V&
| Killed his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Anonymous man
| 4
| 50
| 1964
| V&
| Stabbed some people on a boat on the harbour before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Panggi
| 4
| 27-29
| 1925
| V&
| Another malay who went postal and parang'd some peers before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[wikipedia:2014 Taipei Metro attack|Cheng Chieh]]
| 4
| 24
| 2014
| Executed
| Schizo chink stabbed some randoms at the metro before being V& and executed on 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Kim de Gelder
| 4
| 12
| 2009
| V&
| Went to a local kindergarden and killed 2 children and a teacher and injured 10 more and 2 teachers before being caught by police. Had also previously knifed an old geezer to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Anonymous
| 4
| 8
| 1956
| V&
| Yet another kenygger who went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|24px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Alejandro Amigó Vergara
| 4
| 7
| 1974
| Shot by cops
| Escaped from a psychiatric hospital to murder people with rocks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Fang Jiantang
| 4
| 7
| 2010
| Executed
| Another chink who attack a kindergarten with a knife before being V& and executed. A normal day in China.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christian Soto
| 4
| 7
| 2024
| V&
| Former boss went amok before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Benedito Maximo do Nascimento
| 4
| 5-8
| 1955
| V&
| Brazilian guy killed 4 and wounded several more before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Maksim Gelman
| 4
| 5
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Druggie [[Schizophrenia|delusional]] [[Wigger|wannabe gangster]] from [[Ukraine|some fucked up Slavic country]] who tried to take down "rats" who had wronged him by stabbing his stepdaddy, [[Elliot Rodger|a girl who rejected him]], her mom and running over a fuckton of people before [[Epic Fail|trying to hijack a train, failing and then trying to kill some guy who tackled him]]. Said guy who tackled him got trolled by the [[cops|pigs]] who acted like they subdued him without any help when in reality they hid like pussies in the driver's cab of the train until the guy had tackled him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Luiz Henrique de Lima
| 4
| 5
| 2023
| V&
| 25-year-old jumped a fence and slashed some kids to pieces with an axe in a daycare. In prison, Luiz was subjected to standard Brazilian street justice; tortured and raped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Mikhail Paramonov
| 4
| 4
| 2025
| An hero
| After being rejected by some thot to have sex, he went drunk and stabbed every partygoer, before he exploded the gas cylinder to [[an hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Columbine Copycats#Daniel Gonzalez|Daniel Gonzalez]]
| 4
| 2
| 2004
| An hero in prison
| Stabbed some people to imitate horror movies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Aobakwe Lehupu
| 4
| 2
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Yet another botswana guy who went amok, this time in his town. Killed 2 family members and wounded 2 anothers before killing 2 randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Zachary Castenada
| 4
| 2
| 2019
| V&
| Gang member attacked random people before being arrested. No one in MSM cared because he used a knife, even though he got the same score as many shooters do.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Mickaël Harpon
| 4
| 2
| 2019
| Shot by cops
| Decided to one-up everyone on this leaderboard by playing on [[Doom|ULTRA HARDCORE NIGHTMARE MODE DIFFICULTY]] (a.k.a. at a police station), all in the name of [[Allah]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Manuel Rodríguez Lamas
| 4
| 1
| 1997
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old man killed 4 people in a hotel room.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alexander_Koryakov|Alexander Koryakov]]
| 4
| 1
| 1999
| Incarcerated
| Killed 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Abbott
| 4
| 1
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed his aunt, uncle and grandparents and wounded another aunt with a hunting knife after his mother threatened to call the police on him [[lolwut|because he was yelling about orange and red being "evil colors"]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Egidijus Anupraitis
| 4
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Lithuanian stabbed and killed his parents, uncle and grandma and wounded his grandpa.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Peter Westerstrøm
| 4
| 0
| 1809
| Executed
| Swedish man robbed a business owner in Norway by killing everyone present with an axe and looting whatever he could find before trying to escape to Sweden, only to be stopped by bad weather. He was beheaded and his head put on a stake.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Fredrik von Sydow
| 4
| 0
| 1932
| Dead
| Killed his father and his employees with a flatiron before shooting his wife and himself later the same day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Armas Kalevi Kilpiäinen
| 4
| 0
| 1953
| Died in prison
| Killed a family with a hammer before robbing their house. Died in 1973.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Dionisio González Cerezo
| 4
| 0
| 1990
| [[an hero]]
| Killed his wife and all is 3 sons before he [[an hero]] via gun mouthwash.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| William Patrick Mitchell
| 4
| 0
| 1993
| Incarcerated
| Spent the day getting high on a combination of [[cannabis]], [[alcohol]] and [[amphetamines]] before driving to a remote farm wielding an axe, killing the small family that resided there and [[Necrophilia|raping the mother's corpse]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Seppo Juhani Kokkonen
| 4
| 0
| 1997
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed his family because his wife wanted a divorce.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:WelshFlagUserBox.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Wales]]
| David Morris
| 4
| 0
| 1999
| Died in prison
| A man who bludgeoned to death all four random members of a family before burning down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Kevin Dahlgren
| 4
| 0
| 2013
| An hero on prison
| Thought he would do another Hinterkaifeck but failed and got V& in 2015. He an heroed on prison in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Milos Ilic
| 4
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Crazy Serb killed his family with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Lundin
| 4
| 0
| 1991 & 2000
| Incarcerated
| Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here, he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting them [[Into the trash it goes|into separate trash bins]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hector Hugo Miranda Miranda
| 4
| 0
| 2001
| An hero
| Chilean man who had gone insane because he had been tortured in the past strangled his family and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| Pablo Cesar Borrás
| 4
| 0
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Began a stabbing spree in Colonia, in which he killed 4 people, including 2 relatives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Unknown
| 4
| 0
| 2008
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Unknown person killed 4 people in a flat and never had been identified.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard McCroskey]]
| 4
| 0
| 2009
| V&
| Horrorcore wigger who smashed his underage girlfriend, her parents, and friend's faces in with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Saeid Ahmadzadeh
| 4
| 0
| 2010
| An hero
| Former guerilla soldier from [[Iraq]] strangled his wife and drowned his kids before drowning himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Bryan Kohberger|Bryan Kohberger]]
| 4
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Slaughtered some students in their home before disappearing without a trace, leaving police scratching their heads for over a month. After celebrating Christmas with his family, Bryan was ultimately busted due to pesky DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Edward Chirombe
| 4
| 0
| 2023
| An Hero
| Old 43 year old father stabs his 2 daughters and his wife before raping de bodies and commit suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Unknown
| 4
| 0
| 2024
| Killed by people
| Another african who went amok and gets killed by an angry mob.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Paris Oda
| 4
| 0
| 2024
| [[An hero]]
| Hawaii man killed his family before himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Lin
| 3
| 15
| 2024
| V&
| Another chink who wanted to enter to this list by stabbing random people on a supermarket before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| Phoe Htin
| 3
| 11
| 1991
| V&?
| Drunk chink hacked some guys
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuam.png|link{{=}}Guam]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Chad_DeSoto|Chad Ryan DeSoto]]
| 3
| 11
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Some guy from [[Guam]] crash his car and stabbed people randomly before getting life V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[wikipedia:2025 Taipei stabbings|Chang Wen]]
| 3
| 11
| 2025
| An Hero
| Another Cheng Chieh copycat (But not in the Metro) scored nothing on Fire Emblem and Bomberman. Jumped off the 6th floor of the building and died. (Because he tried to land on the scrapped cardboard boxes, but the thing had been cleaned out)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
| 3
| 10
| 2024
| Incarcerated
| [[Nigger|Rwandan immigrant]] stabbed random [[lolis]] at a [[Taylor Swift]]-themed dance class.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Mark Jonnie Pelen
| 3
| 9
| 2013
| V&
| Edgelord got drunk and killed 3 people with a bolo knife before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Boy Duba
| 3
| 9
| 2009
| Institutionalized
| Nigger shoveled some people and finished some off with an axe before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Emmanuel Twagirayezu
| 3
| 8
| 2020
| V&
| [[Rwanda]][[Nigger|Nigga]] hacked some people in their houses in Uganda before a mob punched him and later the cops V& him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Issa al [[HasanAbi|Hassan]]
| 3
| 8
| 2024
| V&
| Islamist from Syria stabbed random people at a [[Ironic|diversity festival]] for Allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Abdirahman Jibril A.
| 3
| 7
| 2021
| V&
| Islamist from Somalia stabbed random people for Allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Noelia De Mingo
| 3
| 6
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Schizo nurse stabbed to death in the local hospital a patient, her workmate and another workmate, also injured 6 more before getting arrested and sented to a mental hospital for 25 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Felin Mateo
| 3
| 6
| 2010
| Killed by people
| Criminal stabbed random people in a primary school before being stabbed with his knife by some villagers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liu Mouhui
| 3
| 6
| 2022
| V&
| Entered a kindergarten and stabbed people randomly before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Abdel-Rahman Shaaban
| 3
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| Sand nigger stabbed female tourists in a hotel before getting mobbed and v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Edvard Kuhlman
| 3
| 3
| 1953
| Dead
| Father of 9 killed some of his kids, injured his wife and others and tried to slit his own throat. Died in 1974.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Khairi Saadallah
| 3
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Cheft up some old [[cunts]] for [[Allah]] after a [[BLM]] protest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Valdo Calocane
| 3
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| African immigrant stabbed a young couple and an old man, stole the old man's van and tried to ram others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mohammad Souf
| 3
| 3
| 2022
| Shot by cops
| 18-year-old Palestinian stabbed some Israelis before being raped by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anonymous teacher
| 3
| 2
| 1969
| Incarcerated
| Mad teacher went to school and killed 3 students and injured 2 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Julio Aquines
| 3
| 2
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| Approached a pair of teenagers that were fishing and claimed they were illegally fishing, after the older friends of the group left to help a friend, he then threatened them with a [[Gay|fake pistol]], forced them to tie themselves up, and stabbed them 17 times before setting their bodies on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Edward Mwanje
| 3
| 2
| 2002
| Killed by People
| Stabbed 5 people killing 2 girls in a kindergarten. He got stoned by people .
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Gregorio Ramos
| 3
| 2
| 2007
| An Hero
| Killed his mother, wife, and son and injured his 2 daughters via axe before jumping off the roof from a 9th floor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kunuunnguaq_Korneliussen|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]]
| 3
| 2
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Inuit comrade used a hammer to try to beat Abel's high score in his village but failed and got v& via helicopter. Was also imprisoned in the same prison as Abel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Adam Kabobo
| 3
| 2
| 2013
| V&
| Nigger from Ghana attacked people with a [[Minecraft|pickaxe]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Illutak Anautak
| 3
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Broke into 3 houses and stabbed 5 people before getting killed by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lempi Kananen
| 3
| 1
| 1953
| An hero
| 20-year-old girl attacked her family with an axe and killed herself with a knife. Her mother survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Olavi Svahn
| 3
| 1
| 1971
| Dead
| Stabbed and axed some people before getting his wrist broken and arrested. His wife, who was injured during his attack, committed suicide by overdose later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Palau.png|23px|link{{=}}Palau]]
| Justin Hirosi
| 3
| 1
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Butchered a family of brazilian christfags by stabbing and beating the living shit out of them, [[Fail|the family's 10-year-old daughter survived]], but she was kidnapped, raped, and then thrown in the middle of the road. some time later, he [[Troll's Remorse|repented]], was baptized in prison, and [[Lulz|met the only survivor of the massacre when she returned to Palau]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bahadir Mirzaolimov
| 3
| 1
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Drunk 27-year-old Uzbek strangled and beat his much older and pregnant Norwegian ex-wife, molested her 10-old-daughter and killed a random 7-year-old girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]
| 3
| 1
| 2015
| Shot by cops
| [[Epic Win|Anton used the force to cut through Mudslime students while blaring the shit out of Suicide Commando]] before getting raped to death by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| Palestinian killed some kike family before getting shot and wounded by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|22px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
| 3
| 1
| 2024
| An hero in prison
| 20-year-old western spic and [[Suzano]] fan went to a motel with a combat axe and killed a woman, then pwned 2 more and injured a male student at a local university before the cops caught him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Hemming Lahti
| 3
| 0
| 1939
| Dead
| 27-year-old painter snapped and killed his family. Tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the chest, but survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Keijo Kyösti Vilpponen
| 3
| 0
| 1960
| Dead
| 22-year-old killed his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Edwin Aguirre Varela
| 3
| 0
| 1990
| Incarcerated, now [[epic win|free]]
| Killed three fisherman, and beheaded them, after they used chemicals to poison the water, making him go apeshit. He's now a free man since 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]]
| Alfredo Manuel Elizeche Zayas
| 3
| 0
| 1991
| Dead
| At age 14, he killed his mom and two brothers. After being released, years after, 2015, he was killed in his home by drug lords.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ben Rickhard Wiberg
| 3
| 0
| 1995
| Released
| Stabbed some friends at a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| Jose Rabadan Pardo
| 3
| 0
| 2000
| Institutionalized
| Final Fantasy fan slashed his parents and his [[Retard|dawn]] sister with a katana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Atteye Aden Mahamed
| 3
| 0
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Somalian stabbed his wife and kids to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Petri Antero Moilanen, Markus Tapani Väisänen
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| Released, died in prison
| A pair of troublemakers were invited to a party and ended up stabbing three people and a dog. Moilanen allegedly turned his life around in prison and was released on parole in 2022, and Väisänen died of a heart attack in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Ángel Ruíz
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| Incarcerated
| Entered some house and slaughtered the family, except the older son, to make him the principal suspect.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrunei.png|23px|link{{=}}Brunei]]
| Richard Chia Kok Hiong
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| V&
| Suffocated his family with a pillow before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Antero Lukkarinen
| 3
| 0
| 2005
| Released
| 34-year-old stabbed and strangled his family before trying to commit suicide. Sentenced to life in prison, but released in 2020 and now goes by the last name "Apell"
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Jasmine Richardson|Jeremy Steinke]]
| 3
| 0
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Some [[Pedobear|23-year-old pedophile]], in love with a [[I am 12 and what is this|12-year-old]] [[emo]] girl, killed her family during a carnage plan before being v& with his loli.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Shahzad Khan
| 3
| 0
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Chopped his family to bits with an axe after an argument about money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Atle Thomas Knutstad Johansen
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| An hero
| 45-year-old man strangled his family before killing himself due to going through a stressful time.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| José De Yebra Uñates
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Law student [[BDSM|choked his girlfriend to death]], killed his in-laws, and tried to an hero by shooting himself in the [[????|head three times]], but [[WTF|somehow he fucking survived all of them]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yu-Hsiu Fu
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Taiwanese mom strangled her kids after failing to poison them with sleeping pills. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLuxembourg.png|link{{=}}Luxembourg]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2010
| Imprisoned
| Estonian man stabbed to death his girlfriend and then two neighbours. He was life imprisoned after the stabbing spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ragnar Nilsson
| 3
| 0
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| 21-year-old killed his step-father and siblings with an axe before trying to escape to Russia. Suspected of killing two other people in a similar fashion five years earlier.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jarmo Malinen
| 3
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSuriname.png|link{{=}}Suriname]]
| Charles Franklin
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| [[Epic win|Escaped!]]
| Killed his daughters and wife before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henrik Johannes Arra
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his family to death and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| 2013
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| Some unidentified person and killed 3 children before [[Epic win|he escaped in nightmare mode]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Jean Uwihoreye
| 3
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Killed 3 neighbours from his small town.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Peter Roy Paul Beak
| 3
| 0
| 2013
| An hero in prison
| South-Sudanese refugee entered a bus and killed everyone on board because he was denied asylum and due to be shipped out of the country the next day. Killed himself in prison in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| 2014
| Escaped
| Man "who knew too much" killed 3 nuns during a night on a catholic convent and escaped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGibraltar.png|link{{=}}Gibraltar]]
| Anarda de la Caridad Pérez Friman
| 3
| 0
| 2015
| [[An hero]]
| Killed his husband and 2 daughters before she an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Christakis Thoma
| 3
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Christakis discussed with 3 men and killed them outside his father restaurant. He was V& and life sentenced.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Dahud Hanid Ortiz
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Some spic who stabbed and killed 3 people at the lawyer lounge in Usera. He think he killed a man who was having a relationship with his wife ([[Cuck]]!), but he ended killing two women employees and a client.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Violet Tiliri Phiri
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| V&
| 38-year old mother killed all her sons before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMartinique.png|link{{=}}Martinique]]
| Kerry Ferdinand
| 3
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Slit the throats of a woman and her two kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Florin Mircea Buliga
| 3
| 0
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| After he failed to [[an hero]], he killed his wife and two children. He later stated that didn't regret it saying that he send them to a better world.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Zweli Shongwe
| 3
| 0
| 2019
| An hero
| <s>He is the now highest score instead of Sicelo</s>. Got surpassed by another random guy. He murdered his 7 and 9 year old children and his wife before committing suicide by drinking pesticide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMoldova.png|link{{=}}Moldova]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2020
| V&
| Killed 3 with a piece of glass before police catched him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Jun Saito
| 3
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated
| Broke into a house and nabbed to death an american and two japs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Shaban Mukhooli
| 3
| 0
| 2023
| Killed by people
| Killed his family before an angry mob opposite day'd him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2023
| Killed by militia forces
| Man robbed a family, killed them all before the military bullet-raped him to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Francisco Uribe Obando
| 3
| 0
| 2024
| V&
| Chilean killed a relative and a [[epic win|pregnant]] woman before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|23px|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Samkelisiwe Ginindza
| 3
| 0
| 2024
| V&
| Killed her 3 children and got V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ramon Rivera
| 3
| 0
| 2024
| V&
| Homeless man stabbed three people in Manhattan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2025
| [[An hero]]
| Father killed his wife and 2 daughters before he went to the railways and [[an hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Monica
| 3
| 0
| 2025
| [[An hero]]
| Mother killed her three children and then herself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Owner of a pizzeria went nuts and killed 3 clients, 2 men and a woman, before trying to [[an hero]], failing and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Again in [[China]], where most stabbing sprees happen (appart from [[UK]]). Owner of a butchery, butchered 3 people, including a client, a man and a woman, before he was V&. This is one of the reasons why china should make the knife control a real shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Graciano Bilas
| 2
| 29
| 1931
| Institutionalized
| Insane 42-year-old pinoy who stabbed several people on the empress of canada, since he suspected they were going to throw him out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Anonymous hindi
| 2
| 18
| 1929
| V&
| Hindi went postal with a clasp knife killing 2 people because another hindi insult his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Misogynist terrorism#Hikikomori incels strike again|Ryuichi Iwasaki]]
| 2
| 18
| 2019
| An hero
| Hikikomori incel who stabbed 20 people, killing one child and an adult with dual-wield knives on a school bus, and then committed seppuku.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liu Chengan
| 2
| 16
| 2006
| V&
| Chink bus driver went postal before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Basilio Martínez Ávila
| 2
| 15
| 1971
| Institutionalized?
| Crazy [[spic]] killed 1 student and the guard, and injured 15 students before being stoped by randoms and being reviewed by doctors
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Choi Won-jong
| 2
| 12
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Crazy gook rammed his car into pedestrians, went to a department store, and stabbed random people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Anonymous
| 2
| 11
| 1941
| V&
| Yet another amok killer in amokland. Got subdued after he nabbed some randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anibal Gómez Fernández
| 2
| 10
| 1927
| Institutionalized
| After stabbing his mother and thot girlfriend, a 27-year-old mentally weak [[Goatse|goat-fucker]] man goes outside with a blood thirsty knife and wents amok in his local village. Aníbal. got V& and sent to a nuthouse in the [[Goatse|Galicia]] capital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Robert Kerby K.
| 2
| 10
| 1986
| V&
| Aryan teacher taked some mushrooms and went on a local psychiatric ward to kill. Was found on a expressway naked.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Sicelo_Dlamini|Sicelo Dlamini]]
| 2
| 10
| 2009
| Killed by people
| Schizo from South Africa's minor tumor who went amoklauf with a lance and a knife. He killed a bitch before being beaten to death by a bunch of niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Abderrahman Bouanane
| 2
| 8
| 2017
| V&
| ISIS nigger dual wielded kitchen knives and attacked people in the street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Taras Usenko
| 2
| 8
| 2020
| V&
| Schizo who heard the voice of God walked through the streets stabbing people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Daniel Yangala
| 2´
| 7
| 2012
| Killed by people
| Went amok before a mob killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Mouying
| 2´
| 7
| 2023
| V&
| Batshit insane Chink killed his mother, and went amok on a small town killing a man and injuring 7 other people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Yoni Barrios
| 2
| 6
| 2022
| V&
| Illegal immigrant stabbed girls after they refused to take a picture with him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Carl Girouard
| 2
| 5
| 2020
| V&
| Celebrated Halloween by putting on medieval gear and stabbing 7 people with a katana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anon Yugoslavian
| 2
| 4
| 1982
| V&
| Stabbed people on a hospital before getting V&. Another fucking attack in Sverigeland.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph Parker Hunter
| 2
| 4
| 2003
| Shot by cops
| A [[Columbine|trenchcoat]]-wearing schizo who went on a stabbing spree with a samurai sword at the supermarket he got fired from.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| A guy that stabbed 6 people in a hotel before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Anonymous italian
| 2
| 3
| 1950
| An hero
| Killed his argie boss and then went amok on the streets before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Lappalainen
| 2
| 3
| 1984
| Institutionalized
| 57-year-old forest worker stabbed some of his colleagues in a fit of madness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Usman Khan
| 2
| 3
| 2019
| Killed by police
| Another mudslime who went to the london bridge and shanked random passerby before the constabulary shot him dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Enamullah Omarzai
| 2
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Another Afghan in Jewmany who goes rogue and stabs a bunch of people before getting arrested by die Polizei.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Another chink who went apeshit at a primary school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Anonymous student
| 2
| 2
| 2005
| V&
| Drugged student began stabbing 3 teachers and a janitor, killing 2 teachers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Tapio Pesonen
| 2
| 2
| 2009
| Incarcerated
| Criminal was released from prison and attacked some acquaintances.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| William Lyte
| 2
| 2
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A man with a machete began to attack during the preparations for a funeral, killing a chink and a guy with the surname Blackman and injuring 2 more people before his arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Yichuan
| 2
| 2
| 2018
| Executed
| Stabbed a family outside a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Vadim_Miloshevsky|Vadim Miloshevsky]]
| 2
| 2
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| 15 year old belarusian student stabbed his history teacher to death, then he stabbed two students who were defending themselves, and after, killed a 17 year student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Anonymous
| 2
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Killed a man and elder woman [[Allahu Akbar|for Allah]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Moses Hungwe
| 2
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Went apeshit at a maize field and killed 2 kids and wounded another one and an adult.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 2
| 2025
| [[An hero]]
| Stabbed his older daughter and wife to death and left two others wounded before he [[an hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Muhammad Zakut
| 2
| 1
| 1989
| V&
| Stabbed some kikes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Antero Karhu
| 2
| 1
| 2001
| Released
| Drug addict went berserk in a home, beating and stabbing people randomly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Kasuka Mulefu
| 2
| 1
| 2004
| Killed by a mob
| Got lynched after he killed his wife and son with a machete and wounded the mother-in-law.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Christine Schürrer
| 2
| 1
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| German woman who killed two children and seriously wounded their mother with a hammer. She was sentenced to life imprisonment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jaakko Kinnunen
| 2
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed some of his family and set the house on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jeremy Joseph Christian
| 2
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| A white supremacist. Stabbed 3 people, killing 2, on a train as people tried to stop his rant on Muslims.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBhutan.png|link{{=}}Bhutan]]
| Sunil Rai
| 2
| 1
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Peasant chink who killed his adoptive fathers and left wounded his brother before the pigs catched him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Abdul Bashir
| 2
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Afghan refugee kills 2 women and wounded another person before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tobias Bordi
| 2
| 1
| 2024
| An hero
| 19-year-old autist stabbed his mom and step-dad to death, wounding his little sister before killing himself, only 5 hours into [[2024|the new year]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Roger Pierre
| 2
| 1
| 2025
| Killed by police
| 48-year-old druggie went on a stabbing spree before being gunned down by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Samuel Straško
| 2
| 1
| 2025
| V&
| 18-year-old [[Incel|Slovacel]] killed two vagina owners (the assistant principal and a student) with a [[Tryhard|tacticool]] knife while [[Edgelord|wearing all dark clothes and a balaclava]] before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUAE.png|link{{=}}United Arab Emirates]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 1
| 2025
| V&
| Paki used a sword to slash 2 indians dead at a bakery and wounded another.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Irma Vuorinen
| 2
| 0
| 1958
| Released
| A young woman killed another woman and her child with an axe after arguing about money. Caught 3 years later and released some time after that.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Taisto Aleksi Tuominen
| 2
| 0
| 1971
| Dead
| Chopped two people to bits with an axe. Also stabbed someone to death in 1967.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Vilho Kalevi Kankare
| 2
| 0
| 1973
| An hero in prison
| 25-year-old beat two people to death with a clothes iron. Killed himself in a mental hospital in 1975.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mauno Matias
| 2
| 0
| 1975
| An hero
| 56-year-old man stabbed his daughters and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eero Rantanen
| 2
| 0
| 1984
| Released
| Strangled his sons, put them in his car and set it on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olle Ville Siponen, Seppo Tapani Hyytiäinen
| 2
| 0
| 1987
| Released, Killed
| Killed a gypsy couple, cut their eyes and tongues out. Seppo was stabbed to death in 2013, Olle turned his life around and got a job.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Matti Kalevi Rytkönen
| 2
| 0
| 1989
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed his wife and son before leaving. He was captured and sent to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tommi Pelkonen
| 2
| 0
| 1990
| Released
| Stabbed two buddies during an argument. One died in hospital a day later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[OJ Simpson]]
| 2
| 0
| 1994
| Dead
| Handegg nigger killed his wife and her friend and [[Epic Win|got away with it]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jalo Allan Kantoniemi
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| Released
| Beat his girlfriend and daughter to death with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Harri Antero Hyttinen
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| An hero in prison
| Stabbed a woman and her baby because she wouldn't have sex with him. Killed himself in 1998.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Peter Juhani Nissilä
| 2
| 0
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed two men while drunk in 1996 and escaped from prison in 2011.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Rainer Rafael Björklund
| 2
| 0
| 1996
| Released
| 42-year-old got drunk with his wife and another friend before chopping them up with an axe. Sentenced to 14 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Repka
| 2
| 0
| 1997
| Incarcerated
| Killed two men with a sledgehammer during a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Outi Wredberg
| 2
| 0
| 1997
| Released
| Lesbian man-hating prostitute stabbed two old customers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pasi Elias Manner
| 2
| 0
| 1998
| Released
| Stabbed two of his friends after an argument. Sentenced to 14 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari Pekka Pihkanen
| 2
| 0
| 1999
| Released
| Stabbed his ex-wife and her friend while his children slept in another room.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jan Helge Andersen
| 2
| 0
| 2000
| Released
| 19-year-old pedo lured two young girls to a remote location before raping and stabbing them both, blaming it on his friend Viggo. They both were sentenced to prison, and in 2022 Viggo was exonerated.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kaarlo Puhakainen
| 2
| 0
| 2000
| Institutionalized
| Drugged and stabbed his step-son and his girlfriend together with his 12-year-old son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tero Johannes Pentinmäki
| 2
| 0
| 2002
| Released
| Stabbed and robbed two older men before burning down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Ensio Rantakari
| 2
| 0
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Got drunk and killed his brother and friend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| J.L.F.I.
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| Incarcerated
| 17-year-old killed his 2 grandpas with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniel Nyqvist
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| V&
| 21-year-old shanked an 8-year-old boy and a woman with a butterfly knife before escaping. He was identified 16 years later from DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tero Tapani Holopainen
| 2
| 0
| 2005
| Released
| 35-year-old dad got drunk and tried to sleep, but was awakened by his sons crying and strangled them with his belt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tomasz Edward Fleszer
| 2
| 0
| 2006
| An Hero
| Polack stabbed his wife and their daughter, hid their bodies in the basement and killed himself in the woods nearby.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Chris Benoit]]
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| An Hero
| Roid-addicted wrestler went batshit insane and killed his wife and son before joining them in hell.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Varjakoski
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| Institutionalized
| 36-year-old man killed his parents before cutting them into pieces and hiding them in the woods.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jonne Lehtisyrjä
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| Released
| Stabbed his wife and sister on Christmas eve.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Mikael Salomaa
| 2
| 0
| 2008
| Released
| 41-year-old stabbed two people. While in prison, Janne became a painter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jarkko Juhani Malinen
| 2
| 0
| 2010
| Released
| Stabbed two of his friends during a party. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Erik Nikkinen
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed two friends at a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Julio Saquil
| 2
| 0
| 2012
| Killed by people
| [[Spic]] got drunked and stabbed 2 kids in a school before being pwned by people by being torched.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mikko Harju
| 2
| 0
| 2013
| Released
| Stabbed some people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Thomas Hamberg
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| An hero
| 55-year-old schizophrenic man chopped his parents to bits with an axe before riding his bike to a wooded area to sleep. When he couldn't sleep and realized what he had done, he rode to a nearby river, got naked and drowned himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Abraham Ukbagabir
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Eritrean malnourished nigger stole a knife in IKEA and stabbed a mother and son due to being denied asylum in Sweden and failed to an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSVirgin.png|link{{=}}US Virgin Islands]]
| Mikhail Young
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Shanked both of his parents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jonatan Krister Andersen
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| An hero in prison
| 15-year-old columbiner stabbed some 14-year-old nigger that had previously scammed him before being interrupted by some old bitch who he also stabbed to death for the lulz. Killed himself in 2022 after becoming a drug addict and having [[gay]] sex with pedophiles in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Osmo Tapani Kujala
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Broke into his ex's house to kill her and her new man, got shot twice but still managed to kill them both.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| J.T. Rajala
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Killed his parents with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Larossi Abballa
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Islamist stabbed a cop and his wife before starting a livestream on facebook to brag about his actions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Marcel Hesse
| 2
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Edgelord faggot who killed a child and an ex-classmate. Posted photos on 4chan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Sido Sabri Rashid
| 2
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his ex-wife and her new boyfriend to death in order to "restore his honor".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Fabian Vidar Cederholm
| 2
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old autist masked with a balaclava, headphones and a cap, killed two teachers with an axe before surrending. Was sentenced to life in prison. Also brought 2 knives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mikael Löw-Larsen
| 2
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 28-year-old tranny killed his parents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| E. Hietala
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Schizo stabbed his parents before escaping, only to get caught a few hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ilkka Juhani Jäntti
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 37-year-old stabbed his two children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anton Vartiainen
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| An hero
| Leftist and fashion guy stabbed his wife and child before crashing his car in another car.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Alwan Ahmed Alawneh
| 2
| 0
| 2023
| An hero
| 46-year-old muslim killed his 8-year-old daughter and his ex wife with blunt force before escaping. His body was found in the ocean a little over a week later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Levi Bröms Lundberg
| 2
| 0
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| 19-year-old schizo faggot murdered his mother and brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKAN.png|link{{=}}Saint Kitts and Nevis]]
| Colander Caines
| 2
| 0
| 2024
| V&
| Mother choked both of her young children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Semih Çelik]]
| 2
| 0
| 2024
| An hero
| Incel mutilated two women and threw one of their heads into the street in front of her mom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nick Reiner]]
| 2
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| 32-year-old killed his parents. His dad was the kike actor [[Rob Reiner]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Jalliang
| 1
| 15
| 1889
| Executed
| Parang'd some randoms before being executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Luis Conde
| 1
| 14
| 1912
| V&
| Stabbed some people on a steamboat before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlgeria.png|23px|link{{=}}Algeria]]
| Fedil ben Ahmed
| 1
| 13
| 1933
| V&
| Moroccan sand nigger nabbed random people before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Raoul Moat|Rahul Mata]]
| 1
| 12
| 2017
| V&
| Hindi stabbed some randoms and exploded a gas tank before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Anon soldier
| 1
| 11
| 1866
| An hero
| Another amok attack in The Philippines. A soldier used a dagger to kill 1 and wound 11 before an hero by stabbing himself on the chest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Mamoru Kurihara
| 1
| 11
| 1975
| V&
| Used a metal pipe to hit everyone who saw.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|23px|link{{=}}Iran]]
| The Glass Man
| 1
| 11
| 2012
| V&?
| Sand nigger stabbed some people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Bashar Massalha
| 1
| 11
| 2016
| Killed by police
| Another palestinian hero who killed 1 and wounded 11 tourist before being shot by the evil [[kike]] pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Konrad Kolano
| 1
| 9
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Went on a stabbing rampage at shopping mall because he lost his job.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Joel Otto [[Autism|Aukusti]] Marin
| 1
| 9
| 2019
| V&
| Emo retard attacked his school with a sword and threw a molotov in the classroom. He also brought an airsoft gun, but did not use it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Daniel Marczak
| 1
| 9
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| 19yo normie stabbed up an orphanage after being rejected by his gf. He stabbed and killed her after an argument then went on a stabbing rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Tyrone Simard
| 1
| 8
| 2025
| Killed by police
| Went amok in a injun reservation, the same day as the third anniversary of the Saskatchewan stabbings, before police shot him dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Thomas Jansson
| 1
| 7
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Mentally ill man went berserk with a crowbar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Jake Hill
| 1
| 7
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed people randomly outside a nightclub.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Ivan Čulok
| 1
| 6
| 2020
| Killed by pigs
| Slovak man went on a stabbing spree, killing a school sub-principal and injuring some kids before injuring 3 pigs and being killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Javier B. C.
| 1
| 6
| 2024
| V&
| 46 year-old schizo believed he was Jesus and used [[Lol|bottles and sticks]] to attack friars. Left 2 critically wounded,one of them died and escaped. He got V& 1 day before.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Leonardo Mušančić
| 1
| 6
| 2024
| V&
| 19-year-old former student and [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] lookalike/fan attacked a primary school, pwning a child and wounding 5 more children and a teacher before being v& after failing to an hero by slashing his chest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 5
| 2004
| V&
| Yet another stabbing rampage on Scandinavia. This time some nigger killed 1 and wounded 5 on a tram.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Zakaria Bulhan
| 1
| 5
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Somalian mudslime stabbed some people for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 5
| 2022
| V&
| Killed a random man and wounded 5, including a [[Newbie|profesional]] [[Shit nobody cares about|soccer]] player before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sulaiman Ataee
| 1
| 5
| 2023
| V& (shot by the cops)
| Another [[sand nigger]] who stabbed some officers and banned one for allah. Was shot, wounded and V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Ahmed Jabarin
| 1
| 5
| 2024
| Killed by the police
| Another palestinian who went amok on [[Israel|Kikeland]]. This time, killed a pig and wounded 5 others before the pigs took revenge on his dead peer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Ahmad G.
| 1
| 5
| 2025
| V&
| Another typical day in Eurabia, a Syrian rapefugee stabs several people in public, killing a 14-year-old, and wounding five other people, this happening two days after a steroid-filled Afghan ran his shitty car into a demonstration.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Ibrahim Abdessemed
| 1
| 5
| 2025
| V&
| Algerian kills one person and wounds five others before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Sammy Kenats Wafula
| 1
| 4
| 1987
| Incarcerated
| Kenian killed his wife and wounded his 4 sons before he turned himself to police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbora Orlova
| 1
| 4
| 2014
| Institutionalized, again
| She took a second chance and the batshit Insane of Barbora killed a guy at a school and injured 4 others before she was arrested and taser raped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Max Porta C.]]
| 1
| 4
| 2015
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| [[13-year-old boy]] brought a machete and a crossbow to school, killed a teacher and injured 4 people before being stopped by a teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Grafton Thomas
| 1
| 4
| 2019
| Institutionalized
| A [[nigga]] who decided to conclude a particularly turbulent [[Hanukkah]] by trying to outdo Team [[Black Hebrew Israelite]]. Unfortunately, since this is [[Jew York]] we're talking about, any High Score attempt is bound to fail (unless you're a [[9/11|mudslime]]).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kendrex White
| 1
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Replaying an over 50-years-old map]], a [[Faggot|Christfag Nigger]] stabbed people with a bowie knife before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nicolae Miu
| 1
| 4
| 2022
| V&
| Man stabbed a group of teenagers after mutual aggression, killing 1.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Yasin Kanza
| 1
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| A [[Sand Nigger|Moroccan]] with a [[NPC|Zombie]] Killer machete went to a church destroying christian imagery. The priest [[GTFO|ordered to leave]] but suddenly, grabs his machete and injuries him. After, he enters another church and begins to slash christian objects. The sexton, ordered to leave and again, stabbed him to death in the outside. Other 3 people where injured during his chasing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Guilherme_Reis|Guilherme Reis]]
| 1
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy]] attacked his school with a knife dressed as [[Suzano School Shooting|one of his idols]], killing an old granny before being disarmed and pinned to the ground by female teachers. [[:File:GuilhermeReisGameplayFootage.mp4|This was captured by CCTV]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo
| 1
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| 36-year-old man crashed his car into a house and began slashing people with his sword before being tasered and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|24px|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Tasian Nkundiye
| 1
| 3
| 1994
| Incarcerated
| Some man got brainwashed and killed a family man and wounded his spouse and 2 children before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| F.F.R.
| 1
| 3
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Nabbed his mother to death and wounded his father and two cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Manuel Aguedo Morcillo
| 1
| 3
| 2007
| Killed by police
| Killed his sister, Dolores and wounded 3 other people before a civil guard shot him dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Morné Harmse
| 1
| 3
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed a student and injured another before injuring some farmers and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Moussa Tayet
| 1
| 3
| 2009
| V&
| Based palestinian dude armed with an axe, attacked a tennis court and chopped some 13-year-old's head off wounded 3 children before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| J. C. G. C.
| 1
| 3
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Some 30-year-old man killed a baby and wounded his brother, mother and grandma. He was V& after his stabbing spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Tarasana Kapanga
| 1
| 3
| 2013
| V&
| Used a how to go apeshit at the town.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luis Alonzo Alfaro
| 1
| 3
| 2013
| V&
| Spic who nabbed some classmates with a pocket knife
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| 28-year-old man
| 1
| 3
| 2015
| V&
| After a knife fight with a random guy, a 28-year-old man stabs a 15 year old schoolgirl in the school's entrace killing her. Then stabs a teacher in a class and finally, in the backyard of the school tires to an hero with his airsoft pistol but failed obiously.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Adel Kermiche
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Pwned some Christfags in the Normandy church in France.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous 27-year old man
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| V&
| Went amok 2 months before [[Munich Massacre|The Sonboly's Carnage]]. Killed a single fag and got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| Vladislav Kazakevich
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Predecessor of Vadzim Miloshevsky: Went [[Halloween|Texas Chainsaw Massacre]] and killed a random girl on a mall and 3 others before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Zara Radcliffe
| 1
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Schizo bitch attacked her local supermarket, killing an [[oldfag]] who tried to stop her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Mohammed Mogouchkov
| 1
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| [[Russia|Chechen]] hobo stabbed 3 personel in a french high school killing a teacher and wounding another teacher and a janitor before being arrested for bad scoring.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Azn stabbed some people in the subway.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Pissed off man kills a woman and wounds three other men before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Justin_Adar_Polat|Justin Adar Polat]]
| 1
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| 15-year-old incel killed his crush for rejecting him and went into a stabbing spree before he was V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Into Johannes Korsman
| 1
| 2
| 1957
| An hero
| Spent a February prowling around town searching for prostitutes to kill. His first two attempts were failures as the women were able to run away before he murdered them, but two weeks later Into finally got his kill. He then turned himself in, confessed and later hanged himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Stephen Wilkinson
| 1
| 2
| 1995
| V&
| Former student came back with a fake gun and multiple melee weapons and killed a girl and injured two others before being tackled by teachers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Seichi Taniguchi
| 1
| 2
| 2000
| Incarcerated
| A 17-year-old anon who hijacked a bus, stabbed some people and had a little road trip before his bus got blocked and was stormed on May 5th. Posted a warning on 2channel using the name "Neomugicha".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Mohamed Badji
| 1
| 2
| 2002
| Incarcerated
| Sand nigger killed a woman with a machete before he wounded her 2 sons at the swimming school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Tang Yongming
| 1
| 2
| 2008
| An hero
| 47-year-old stabbed two american tourists and their guide in a tower before jumping to his death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 2
| 2010
| V&
| Killed his mom and wounded her friend and other neighbour.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jorge Palomo
| 1
| 2
| 2013
| V&
| Guy pissed off by his sister-in-law killed her and injured his wife and son with an axe and knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Davide Frigatti
| 1
| 2
| 2014
| V&
| Successful man who stabbed three people randomly during a psychotic episode.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Muhanad Shafeq Halabi
| 1
| 2
| 2015
| Killed by police
| Killed a kike and wounded 2 more before the pigs banned him from life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Stanley
| 1
| 2
| 2016
| V&
| Criminal nigger stabbed a man to death and injured 2 others on the street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Nathan Chiasson
| 1
| 2
| 2020
| Killed by police
| White Moslem convert stabbed some people before being destroyed by pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hussein Abikar Haji Abdulkadir
| 1
| 2
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 31-year-old Somali immigrant went amok in the name of Allah, stabbing three women, one of which died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kyle Palakaitis
| 1
| 2
| 2020
| An hero
| Stabbed some family members before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Amine Laouar
| 1
| 2
| 2021
| V&
| Man stabbed three people on the same road during a six-day spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| David Kachope
| 1
| 2
| 2021
| V&
| Killed a 2 year old girl and injured random people before getting V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carson H. Hagood
| 1
| 2
| 2022
| V&
| Guy attacked 3 women at a group home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Antonio Tibere
| 1
| 2
| 2022
| V&
| Retard stabbed people in Birmingham while ranting on a livestream.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph Stephens Jenkins
| 1
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Homeless felon stabbed some people at random.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Armand Rajabpour-Miyandoab
| 1
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Moslem attacked random tourists on a Parisian bridge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Rodrick Hove
| 1
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Insane dude stoned a 23-year-old man to death in a supermarket and wounded 2 before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Raúl
| 1
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Nabbed and beat to death his argentinian girlfriend and rammed 2 civil guards during a flee.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Alejandro Piedra
| 1
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Man killed a homeless bum and injured 2 others after a fight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Musse Ali
| 1
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Somali shanked 3 people at a market, killing a man before being tackled down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yusuke Yaguchi
| 1
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| NEET stabbed people at a train station before running away and getting V& 4 days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Anonymous teen
| 1
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| Killed a 9-year-old at a school and wounded a teacher and another student, while throwing firecrackers like a retard before he was subded for good and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| German man killed a woman and wounded 2 other men, at a electric utility company.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 2
| 2025
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| Unknown person slashed 3 people at a park. One of the victims, a 26-year-old man, succumbed to his wounds later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| [[James Holmes|Dressed like joker]], attacked people at the exit of a disco, killing one.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| Killed his grandma and wounded 2 other children, including his niece with a "panga" machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Kamil Putrzyński
| 1
| 1
| 2002
| Incarcerated
| Axed two teachers in the university of Gdansk because of frustration.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkmenistan.png|link{{=}}Turkmenistan]]
| Anonymous students
| 1
| 1
| 2011
| V&
| Two students entered the female dorms and strangled, beat and killed one female student, injured another one and one female student managed to escape.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Tapani Koskinen
| 1
| 1
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| 45-year-old man beat another man to death with a crutch and stabbed another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Anonymous
| 1
| 1
| 2013
| V&
| Portu geese former student nabbed to death a student and wounded another before V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olli Mikael Juntunen
| 1
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old half-turk stabbed some of his friends and escaped. Sentenced to 11 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain|Thomas "Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain" Mair]]
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Life imprisonment
| Shot and stabbed to death a traitor whore working for Parliament, as well as a [[white knight]] who tried to stop the whole ordeal.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| Carlos Omar Peralta López
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Institutionalized
| Another insane islamic convert, this time in [[South America|Sudakalandia]], stabbed and killed a [[Happy merchant|merchant]], and also injured the son of said merchant who was trying to stop the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Bjørn-Edvard_Rones|Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones]]
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Released
| 24-year-old druggie stabbed two young men he owed money to in a car due to freaking out and believing he was about to be killed. Cried in court like a bitch and claimed it was in self defense. Unknown persons tried to burn down his former apartment after the ordeal, nearly killing two innocent niggers who lived upstairs. Bjørn seems to be released as of 2024.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Roni Peter Perovuo
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old man robbed a house and ended up stabbing some of the people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Łukasz Wach
| 1
| 1
| 2020
| Dead
| 14-year-old kid tried to do a Columbine, but only managed to kill his mother at home and wound his stepbro. Died from a drug overdose in 2025.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Oguzhan_Sert|Oguzhan Sert]]
| 1
| 1
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Pixelated mutt succeeded at slaying a thot at a spa but failed to slay the owner, who counter-stabbed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toni Petteri Haikonen
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old druggie attacked some people as revenge for one of them fucking his girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Abdella Ahmed Haji
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 40-year-old refugee stabbed two women working in a Norwegian Welfare office, one fatally.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyztan]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Gangster stabbed 2 students killing one in his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous father
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his 4 month old baby to death. Also stabbed his wife but she survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Nino Luciano]]
| 1
| 1
| 2022
| Incarcerated
| German member of both the [[Maniacs Murder Cult]] and [[764]] killed an old woman two weeks after failing to kill an old man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Ahmed Alid
| 1
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Ugly ass mudslime stabbed some people to avenge the Palestinians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Philip Austin Brant
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| Killed by police
| Random Man stabs teen dad and unnamed man before the pigs shot him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Stabbed a mother and killed her daughter before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Anonymous 14-year-old boy
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| 14-year.old teenaged boy stabbed 2 cops on the police station, killing 1.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Stabbed a 32 year old to death and wounded a swiss 33 year old [[Allahu Akbar|'''for Allah''']].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Best Korea]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Love triangle goes wrong in [[Best Korea]]. The wife gets killed and her lover gets wounded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Mieszko Ruciński
| 1
| 1
| 2025
| V&
| Cannibal sick fuck axed to death a teacher and wounded a keeper who tried to dissarm him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Randi Amundsdatter Grønsveen
| 1
| 0
| 1776
| Executed
| 14-year-old girl and her 10-year-old brother killed their mother, planning to kill their father when he came home. After being arrested, Randi was sentenced to death and her brother sent to do slave labor. Randi was tortured and executed two years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Edward [[Tarrant]]
| 1
| 0
| 1931
| Executed
| [[Tarrant]]'s predecessor killed some nosey neighbour (James Flood) with an axe before being executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Otoya Yamaguchi]]
| 1
| 0
| 1960
| An heroed in prison
| Made sure [[Communism|evil]] could never take root in his country by ramming his sword into a fat Jap commie poised to drag Japan into socialism, [[Epic Win|all on live television]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Urho Somersalmi
| 1
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Famous actor chopped his wife up with an axe he had recieved as an award, and hanged himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 1981
| Unknown
| 18-year-old used a shovel to beat a teacher who died three weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Mauricio Triguero Triguero
| 1
| 0
| 1991
| Incarcerated
| Teacher broke into a primary school and killed his wife and teacher. He also had killed one of his parents in the past and also recorded tapes, like Álvaro Castillo for his son, promising that he would behave well and be good, before having a mental breakdown telling that he would kill her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bård "Faust" Eithun
| 1
| 0
| 1992
| Incarcerated; later released
| [[Black metal]] drummer stabbed some [[faggot]] 37 times in a park at night and left. The next day, Bård travelled to Oslo with Varg Vikernes and "Euronymous" (who was later killed by Varg) and [[Badass|burned down a church]]. He was caught in 1994 and released in 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Murder of James Bulger|Jon Veneables Robert Thompson]]
| 1
| 0
| 1993
| 1 incarcerated, 1 released
| 2 10-year-olds shanked a 3-year-old to death before being caught by constabulary.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Varg Vikernes]]
| 1
| 0
| 1993
| Incarcerated; later released
| [[Black metal]] musician who stabbed one of his bandmates 23 times after an argument in his apartment. Was sentenced to 21 years in prison for murder, as well as arson from when he burned down four churches. Trolled the media hard by smiling during the sentencing and saying that it was to promote his shitty music. After he was released, he would continue to record more albums and eventually start a '''{{archive|9GgaX|YouTube channel}}''' where he would rant about how sand niggers are invading Europe, how Europeans can "preserve their heritage", and other [[shit no one cares about]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jhegarajah Shangaran
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| Immigrant from Sri Lanka raped, robbed and stabbed a 59-year-old woman before burning down her house. He was captured 20 years later and sentenced to 17 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Siaosi Vanisi
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Dead
| Tongan immigrant murdered a Sheriff's Deputy with a hatchet near the University of Reno campus in Nevada before taking his gun, gun belt, radio, and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before getting shot and taken into custody. He was sentenced to death the following year and died on death row in 2023. Known for being the only Hack'N'Slash player to try Nightmare Mode and actually kill someone without dying.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Marcellus Williams]]
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Executed
| Random nigger kills random innocent white chick example [[Over 9000|#312778]], relevant to absolutely [[noone]] until [[Black Lives Matter]] activists started [[DINDUNUFFIN|screeching about how he was being set up]] by the [[White Devils|white mang]] in a failed attempt to avoid his death sentence in 2024.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Kim Poulsen
| 1
| 0
| 2001
| Released
| Danish welder, serial rapist and possible serial killer. He caught up to a 32-year-old woman who was headed home from a party with the intent of raping her when a teenager passed by and saw what was going on, causing Kim to freak out and kill her before escaping. He was caught in 2004 due to DNA evidence, serving 14 years before being released and [[Banned|banished]] from the country.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2002
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Unknown nigger stabbed a swazi journalist in his home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Nevada-Tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]
| 1
| 0
| 2004
| Released
| 11-year-old girl with [[assburgers]] slit a classmates throat with a box cutter after being called [[fat]]. Was released in 2008 under a new name.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Daniel Petry
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Institutionaled, now free
| 16 year old [[faggot|gay]] killed, raped and mutilated Gabriel Kuhn, a 12 year old kid on a excitement attack while he was on his house, playing [[Tibia]].Gabriel's brother tired to kill the fag with a shovel but got stoped by another neighbour. Some assclowns who didn't know about the incident, spread a false version and it became more viral than the true one.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSuriname.png|link{{=}}Suriname]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Institutionalezed?
| 12-year-old boy killed a 9-year-old girl with a knife before failing to commit suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGrenada.png|link{{=}}Grenada]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| V&
| 14-year-old stabbed and killed his classmate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| S.E.L.P
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| V&
| A 17 year old gravellbellie, stabbed a kid with a butter knife for no reason in a seedy bar.The bar closed forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jodi Arias]]
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed her Mormon ex-BF while he was showering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMicronesia.png|link{{=}}Micronesia]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2009
| Escaped
| Unknown person nabbed and killed an american activist student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Luka Rocco Magnotta]]
| 1
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Some faggot porn actor killed a chink student, recorded a shock video and finally decided to dismember the body before escaping and being found in Germany.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Dylan Schumaker]]
| 1
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| He bricked a poor 23-month-old toddler to death. Now he's suffering the same fate as the above, the only difference being he doesn't have a pussy. [[Prison rape|He's turned into one!]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Marko Toni-Juhani Vehmanen
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| 30-year-old brought a knife to a school with plans to stab a random man and ended up killing a 16-year-old boy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUAE.png|link{{=}}United Arab Emirates]]
| [[Wikipedia:Murder of Ibolya Ryan|Dalal al Hashemi]]
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| Executed
| Woman stabbed an america-romanian-hungarian kindergarten teacher, before she was V& and in 2015, executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| Ebrima Sanyang
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| V&
| Teacher who gone postal killing his fellow friend and teacher Jobareth. [[Retard|He killed him beacause he touched his chair]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Will_Cornick|William Cornick]]
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| V&
| Psychotic [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] [[Britfag]] who wanted to kill three of his teachers, also an [[Abortion|unborn baby]], only killed one teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Roland Sumo
| 1
| 0
| 2015
| An hero
| Physic instructor grab his scissors and stabbed his friend. He commited suicide by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2015
| V&
| Sudanese student [[Lulz| got his phone stolen by principal of his school]] on the night. One day after, the principal got stabbed by him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2016
| V&
| Another bored student stabbed his classmate in a [[Autism|misunderstood]] in Botswanna.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbara Orlova
| 1
| 0
| 2016
| Institutionalized, again
| Barbara, in his 3rd time, escaped custody and killed a 16 year old boy
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Madsen
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| 46-year-old self-taught engineer known for building rockets, submarines and other extravagant constructions, had an appointment with a journalist who would come onto his submarine and interview him. The submarine disappeared during the night and was discovered the next day, sunken and with no journalist in sight. It turned out Peter had tortured, murdered and dismembered the journalist during their voyage and gore videos were found on his computer. Tried to escape from jail in 2020, but was unsuccessful.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Sean Urbanski
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| V&
| Stabbed a nigger who was in the army after he wouldn't get out of his way
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrey Yemelyannikov
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| An Hero
| Cutted the throat of his teacher with a knife and taked a selfie with the body and other photos with the knife and body. Some minutes later, taked another selfie with a circular saw and commited suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVanuatu.png|link{{=}}Vanuatu]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 0
| 2018
| V&
| Man killed a kid at school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brandon Clark]]
| 1
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Jealous Mangel lookalike killed [[Ecsty|a girl he met online]] before trying to [[an hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mohammed Altaha
| 1
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Murdered his wife for no reason and blamed racists for the heinous act. Initially expelled, Mohammed "converted to christianity" and the expulsion was revoked, as his life was now in danger if he were returned to his home country.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Guilherme Von Neutegem
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| V&
| Satanist who knifed an old muzzie who was the caretaker of a mosque. Might have killed a sandnigger five days prior too.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Murder of Samuel Paty|Abdullakh Anzorov]]
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Shot by cops
| 18-year-old Russian Islamist beheaded his teacher, Samuel Paty, with a meat cleaver after he showed a drawing of [["Prophet" Muhammad|Muhammad]] in class.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Institutionalized?
| [[13 year old boy]] stabbed to death his 15 year old enemy with a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Sicelo Dlamini
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| An Hero
| Another swazi named like the school killer, abducted, whacked and stabbed a young girl before commiting suicide by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Jamaah Ansharut Daulah member
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Killed by police
| Split some policeman with a katana before being bullet-raped by da pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Eirik Hermansen
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 30-year-old man killed his 23-year-old ex-GF in a drunken rage, stabbing her over 50 times and switching between 4 different knives as they broke from the force of which they were used. Even though she had been stabbed in the face and neck and her skull was partially crushed, she was conscious by the time police entered the apartment, only able to say "I can't take it anymore" repeatedly. She died 5 days later in hospital, and Eirik was sentenced to 17 years in prison and fined over 1 million NOK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|link{{=}}Guinea]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| V&
| 40-year-old hobo killed a teacher. Students, angry about it, pillaged his home, a [[LOL|trash container]] and robbed him in revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Escaped
| Fatally stabbed a student in a school. The usual in Burkina Faso.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brian Cohee|Brian Cohee]]
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Autistic Untermensch beheaded a homeless man sleeping under a bridge unprovoked. Believed that he would get 15-20 years before '''{{ytlink|r5HdEZFR5Ek|being sentenced to life without parole}}'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aiden Fucci
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 14-year-old bragged about his plans to murder and ended up stabbing his classmate to death for the lulz. Tried to get away with it, '''{{ytlink|mDD8flMdwTg|ended up being sentenced to life in prison}}'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Ethan Hun Zhe Kai
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| 16 year old boy stabbed with an ax a 13 year old student in the school bathroom. He wanted to get to the [[High Score|High Scores]] but failed to go on to the high score's heaven cuz he pussied out just half an hour later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| V&
| Another stabbing fight with a mate in a normal day in Botswana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Random anon stabbed to death a 15 year old teen and escaped
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Bully went on a fight with a nerd and unfortunatly, the nerd got stabbed with a pen knife in the kidney and died in the hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIvory_Coast.png|link{{=}}Ivory Coast]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Students fight ended up in the death of a 15-year-old boy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated?
| One Monday afternoon, a jealous girl killed her 26-year-old boyfriend with a knife. Her family turned her over to the police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Leon Sibandze
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&?
| He stabbed a tobacconist with his knife before the relatives of the dead man beat him. He was transferred to the hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&?
| Student killed his teacher with a knife in a disagreement, who did'nt like some comments from the teacher towards the fagot student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Herman Schlaupitz Kihle
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 26-year-old horse racing commentator with a cleft palate got drunk as fuck at a Christmas party with his co-workers, lured some middle aged man to an apartment for [[Butt secks|unknown reasons]] before beating him to death with a crowbar, all while filming the whole ordeal and sending the video to his co-workers on [[Snapchat]]. The next day, he called the police and told them there was an injured man in an apartment, but couldn't remember exactly where. After a few hours of searching, the police found the apartment and arrested Herman, who plead not guilty. He also knocked a random man out for no reason in 2021, breaking his jaw. He can be seen in some videos on {{yt|c|UC4l81IG_GBDZN10hHgry44Q|this channel.}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&?
| 1 year after a nerd got stabbed to death by his bully, another nerd got the revenge with a piece of glass. Stabbed his bully to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSierraLeone.png|link{{=}}Sierra Leone]]
| Mohamed Arun Conteh
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| Student broke into his teacher's home and stabbed him dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Daniel Sancho
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| Sentenced to death
| Dago chef son of famous gypsy actor, stabbed and mutilated a Colombian surgeon for unknown reasons. In Spain there was a lot of butthurt and lulz for the incident.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jonas Diego Halvorsen
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 18-year-old tranny who went by the name of Julia murdered his 22-year-old "boyfriend", another tranny and {{yt|c|UC7M0MMFOLXIiM1Fp14Etxtw|art student}} who went by the name Oliver, using a baseball bat. The pair had previously called the cops several times after moving in together, and the murder happened as Oliver came to retrieve her stuff alongside her mother, who witnessed the brutal act.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 16-year-old boy killed his principal because his parents [[Waaaambulance|didn't pay attention to him]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkmenistan.png|link{{=}}Turkmenistan]]
| Begench Umarkulyevich
| 1
| 0
| 2024
| [[An hero]]
| Teacher killed his wife, also a teacher in her office before he killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Karmelo Anthony
| 1
| 0
| 2025
| Released on bond
| Nigger stabbed a white handegg boy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahrain.png|link{{=}}Bahrain]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| 0
| 2025
| Incarcerated
| Man killed his neighbour.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAntigua&Barbuda.png|link{{=}}Antigua and barbuda]]
| Anonymous teen
| 1
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Murdered Vonde Bowers, a [[Huh|antiguan cricket star]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Djordje Wilms
| 1
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Serbfag who wanted to be like [[Breivik]], but completely failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Decarlos Brown]]
| 1
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Nigger randomly killed a Ukrainian refugee on the train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lum Chin Hau
| 1
| 0
| 2025
| V&
| Gook inspired by whitey [[school shooting]]s embarked on his own shitty little zero day, killing one (1) girl before getting his ass tackled.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 0
| [[Epic Fail|80]]
| 1901
| Escaped?
| [[Jack the Ripper]] wannabe went on a serial stabbing spree, only managing to injure 80 people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|24px|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]]
| 14 year old girl
| 0
| 37
| 2011
| V&?
| Teenaged girl went needle rampage on her school, like a game, before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Shota|6 year old]]
| 0
| 37
| 2021
| Free
| The youngest hack'n'slasher. Stabbed with a syringe all his classmates while playing. This kid got same score as the Puerto Rico girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mike P.
| 0
| 34
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| [[13 year old boy|16 year old boy]] stabbed 34 people in a metro station. He didnt kill a single soul.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 30
| 2024
| V&?
| Another fucking [[sand nigger]] who ragequited for allah. 3 stabbing for allah in Germany 1 year. [[Are You Serious?]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Min Yongjun
| 0
| 24
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| 36-year-old attacked a school with a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Dalmacio Abad
| 0
| 22
| 2001
| V&
| Yet another fucking pinoy who bolo'd some fags before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hribal]]
| 0
| 21
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| An [[Columbine|Eric Harris cucksmoking]] pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marivaldo Teixeira da Silva
| 0
| 18
| 2015
| V&
| This psychopath went to a random house and stabbed a man who tried to stop him. After some minutes, went to the local school and stabbed some kids before using a use chair to make it. Got V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Aihin
| 0
| 16
| 1878
| Dead
| Malay stabbed with a sword and a chopper knife 15 people (including his wife). He died in the police station by some injuries.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Anonymous 18 year old student
| 0
| 16
| 1960
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| David Cedric Morgan
| 0
| 15
| 1994
| Incarcerated
| Attacked a mall with two knives before being subdued by a man with a golf club.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Lev_Bidjakov_and_Alexander_Buslidze|Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze]]
| 0
| 13
| 2018
| Stabbed each other but didn't die, subsequently V&
| Two Ruskie [[Faggot|gay lovers]] who tried to recreate [[Columbine]] at a school in [[Russia]] and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, [[Epic Fail|then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Franco Salomon
| 0
| 14
| 1997
| V&
| Pinoy went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 14
| 2002
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| 32-year-old anon went on a stabbing spree before being v& and getting 14 years in prison. He is now free, possibly contemplating a second Amoklauf.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dylan Quick
| 0
| 14
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Evaristo Malisya
| 0
| 13
| 1991
| Escaped
| Yet another fucking pinoy rampage and another escaped forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Masanori Hikosaka
| 0
| 12-13
| 1958
| V&
| AZN Predecessor of Aquilino Padial stabbed some people after watching a samurai movie.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Qingzhi
| 0
| 12
| 2005
| V&
| Another chink who nabbed some people before getting his ass V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Hamza Matrouk
| 0
| 11
| 2015
| V&
| Nabbed some officers in [[Israel|Kikeland]] before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Tony L. Williams
| 0
| 12
| 2025
| V&
| Homeless schizo stabbed people at his shelter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| A [[mudslime]] [[nigger]] rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Tobias Gutierrez
| 0
| 11
| 2022
| V&
| Forgotten spic rode a bike around stabbing people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bradford James Gille
| 0
| 11
| 2025
| V&
| Some grown man went into a mass stabbing at Walmart.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMonaco.png|link{{=}}Monaco]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 10+
| 1913
| V&
| Italian man went into a stabbing spree at a train in Montecarlo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Hwang Bom-nae
| 0
| 10
| 2002
| V&
| The voice of [[Kim Il-Sung]] told Hwang to kill a bunch of people, but he only managed to injury 10 kids in a cafeteria with kitchen 2 knifes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yusuke Tsushima
| 0
| 10
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Incel went Elliot on the subway injuring 10 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| William Stankewic
| 0
| 9
| 2001
| V&
| Went amok with a machete and a baseball bat injuring 3 adults and 6 kids before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Breanna Rose Long
| 0
| 9
| 2016
| An hero
| 15-year-old stabbed people at her school. None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit. Killed herself in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fatmir H.
| 0
| 9
| 2017
| Institutionalized
| Refugee from Kosovo went berserk with an axe on a train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 9
| 2024
| V&
| Went on a failed [[High Score/Tactical Espionage Action|serial]] mass stabbing rampage before being V& almost 2 days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7700"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Xie Zhongcai
| 0
| 8
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab [[Loli|children]] and teachers/staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Muhammad Sa'afan
| 0
| 8
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Palestinian crashed his car and nabbed some kike officers before being shot and V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| 30 year old woman
| 0
| 8
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|23px|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Ahamed Aathill Mohamed Samsudeen
| 0
| 8
| 2021
| Killed by police
| Another mudslime who does it for allah and gets killed by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kalle Janhunen
| 0
| 7
| 1957
| Failed an hero
| Suomi farmer wounded 7 villager before failing to an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Tamim Sultani
| 0
| 7
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Some Afghan refugee went amok in the streets with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Horrett Campbell
| 0
| 7
| 1996
| Institutionalized
| Invaded the school's picnic (probably pretended to be Ant Man). Also, he owned a Volvo and used a machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Sascha_I.|Sascha "Sasha" I.]]
| 0
| 7
| 2017
| Shot and v&
| 17-year-old Latvian [[Neo-Nazi|Nazi-obsessed]] [[faggot|anal fisting fan]] with a [[Retard|lulzy]] [[VK]] PFP who attacked some people [[Adam Lanza|and a fucking baby]] with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| 7
| 2023
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed 7 people with a [[nigger|Watermelon]] knife before being V& and sentenced to a nuthouse
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Na_Teck_Ker|Na Teck Ker]]
| 0
| 6
| 1999
| Incarcerated, later released
| Some guy who got bullied by his only friends, take revenge on a high school with a knife, injuring 6 students. Got arrested, and got sentenced for 3 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|20px|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Yonglai
| 0
| 6
| 2010
| An Hero
| Chink hillbilly hammered 5 kids and a teacher in a kindegarden before [[An Hero]] by pouring himself gasoline and went bonzo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 6
| 2017
| [[Epic win|Escaped!]]
| Stabbed 6 tourist, 1 canuck, 2 kraut woman, 1 frenchie girl and 2 tanzanian before escaping.
|-
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Anton Bichivin]]
| 0
| 6
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| Some [[Columbine Copycats|Columbine-obsessed]] Ruskie who axed 5 students and her teacher inside, failing to kill them all before throwing a molotov cocktail, partially burning the classroom. [[Epic fail|Failed to an hero by cutting himself with the axe]] and [[GTFO|by throwing himself from a window]]. Wore a [[Columbine|KMFDM]] t-shirt during the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Badreddin Abadlla Adam
| 0
| 6
| 2020
| Shot by cops
| Vantablack nigger from [[Sudan]] went amok in a hotel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdalmasih Hanoun
| 0
| 6
| 2023
| V&
| Syrian refugee living in Sweden travelled to France to stab toddlers in a park in broad daylight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous woman
| 0
| 6
| 2024
| V&
| Stabbed 6 people on a bus before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| 12-year-old
| 0
| 6
| 2024
| V&
| Used a ballistic vest for some reason and a knife to stab some classmates. Seriously wounded a girl and was V&. After being V&, police discovered he was [[Columbine Copycats|on Neo-nazi websites]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 6
| 2024
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Six robbers stabbed a family and an upset neighbor before escaping with the money in the bag.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|20px|link{{=}}America]]
| Kevin Steve Andrade
| 0
| 6
| 2025
| V&
| PCP user roamed a D.C. neighborhood stabbing people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Gonçalo Anastácio
| 0
| 5
| 2013
| V&
| 15-year-old columbiner shanked 5 [[Child|meninos]] because he was planning a [[Columbine Copycats|school massacre]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Alejandro Ruiz Vidal
| 0
| 5
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Neonazi who went on a rampage attack. Didnt kill nobody and its currently in prision for being a massive idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Dollahite
| 0
| 5
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Sliced 'n' diced some faggots in the boys' locker room. Did it to feel what dying felt like before he became an hero but [[Fail|got tazed instead]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Riaz Ahmadzai
| 0
| 5 (+14 [[PTSD|shock]] victims)
| 2016
| Shot by pigs
| [[Mudslime]] [[ISIS]] cucksmoker who tried to attack a train but failed on account of axing people in the forebrain. Only managed to hurt some [[Chinese]] tourists.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 5
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Bullied 17 year old boy stabbed 4 of his classmates and the teacher before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px|link{{=}}Albania]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Rudolf_Nikolli|Rudolf Nikolli]]
| 0
| 5
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Wanted to remove rabid mudslimes from his country by attacking a mosque with a shitty knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| 5
| 2021
| V&
| Another crazed [[Nigger|somalian]] asylum seeker who spergs out in Europe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Saul
| 0
| 5
| 2023
| Institutionalized
| 14-year-old idiot went on a [[Alex Hribal|school stabbing]] with pen knives, injuring 3 teachers and 2 pupils. The boy finished his nonsense attack like [[Mikhail Pivnev|Pivnev]] did.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| 0
| 5
| 2024
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old [[Huh|neo-Nazi Türkröaçh]] decided to stab up a mosque while wearing his trademarked [[SIEGE™ mask]], killing absolutely [[no one]] while he was livestreaming his failure. When will the [[Tarrant kids]] learn?
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| 5
| 2024
| V&
| High as fuck man went on a stabbing spree before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Tang
| 0
| 5
| 2024
| V&
| Guess what? Another chink made it to the list by shanking 3 children and 2 randoms on a market.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 5
| 2025
| V&
| Syrian rapefugee went [[snackbar]] before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Raja Zahid Maqsood
| 0
| 5
| 2025
| Escaped
| Paki stabbed 5 people at a house, including two children. He has not been caught as of September 2025.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 5
| 2025
| V&
| Patient shanked 5 others at a sober living facility.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 5
| 2025
| Killed by police
| Tunisian man went into a stabbing spree at a hotel and outside it before police ended his [[snackbar]] rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Pauline Janet Williamson
| 0
| 4
| 1990
| Institutionalized
| Nazi woman stabbed 4 children on a jewish daycare before a jewish teacher disarmed her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Jitrada Tantiwanichayasuk
| 0
| 4
| 2005
| Incarcerated
| Batshit insane woman stabbed 4 babies in a kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| Gatis Lagzdins
| 0
| 4
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed 4 of his classmates before getting V&. Motive:Imitate a movie.Also, after the V&, he would become and anti-vegan and ate squirrels and pig heads. {{yt|ch|UCqvPQst_TF6cI94mcZwNp-A|Also has a JewTube channel.}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| 2013
| V&
| Months after being V& for a [[School Shooting|sk00l sh00t1n']] threat, this 16-year-old boy decided to go amok, stabbing 3 girls and a janitor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Faisal Mohammad
| 0
| 4
| 2018
| Killed by police
| Entered to the University California and stabbed people with a hunting knife for allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Artyom_Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]]
| 0
| 4
| 2018
| Institutionalized, now free
| Ruski neo-nazi kid who box cuttered 3 student and a teacher and set his class on fire. All in all, another normal day in Russia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 4
| 2018
| V&
| Yet another afghan faggot who decided to go amok, stabbing some people before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Grigory Belyaev
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| Knifed 4 people in his school [[IDIFTL|4 teh lulz]]. Also weared a golden Guy Fawkes's mask for his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Jorge Julio Prieto Mondongo
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| [[Epic win|Free]]
| [[Shota|8 year old boy]] tried to make his amoklauf with a [[Fag|pencil]]. He injured the teacher and 3 of her classmates before being sent to school and then [[Epic Win|unable to be sentenced for being 8 years old.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Riad Bouchaker
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 50-year-old Algerian knifed 3 kids and a teacher outside a school before a Brazilian bypasser subdued him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| 17-year-old boy gave us [[Sebastian Bosse|Bosse's failure]] 2.0 - '''[[Alex Hribal|KNIFE DAY]] [[ELECTRIC BOOGALOO]]'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Anonymous teen
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V& (also tried to an hero)
| 16-year-old mudslime shouted "allahu akbar" and stabbed some catholics before being v& after trying to an hero by cutting his fingers off. The bishop he stabbed is a JewTube streamer named {{yt|c|UC1Vmg9NCUwkj7UHs1KxfomA|Mar Mari Emmanuel}}.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| Went amok after some woman crashed his car. That's why [[True|women shouldn't drive]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{Russia}}]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Roman_Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]]
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy]] tried to sh0t sk00l, injuring three classmates and a teacher with a hammer and knife before [[retard|trying to commit suicide with a compressed air gun]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| Wop knifed 4.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| 2025
| V&
| Another day in Melbourne, another machete attack in Australia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 4
| 2025
| V&
| Made his failed bloodfest in a ferry in Ibiza, armed with an axe and a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isidro Chavez Gonzalez
| 0
| 4
| 2025
| V&
| Attacked people at a bus stop with a [[Communism|sickle]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 4
| 2025
| V&
| Stabbed 4 classmates after he had a quarrel with them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| Mike Inik
| 0
| 3
| 1916
| Dead
| Injun stabbed 3 on the court before, obviously being V& and sentenced to a nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Piotr P.
| 0
| 3
| 1998
| Sentenced and incarcerated, [[Win|now free]]
| 19-year-old [[Columbine|gothic]] student [[Robert Steinhauser|got angry at his teachers]] for failing his exams. Decided to go on a stabbing rampage while wearing a dark trench coat before it was cool. Injured 3 ugly old whores with an axe before being disarmed and overpowered by other students.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Mathews Khonje
| 0
| 3
| 2001
| Incarcerated, later released
| Some bully stabbed in a fight 3 students for punching him. After that, he got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelize.png|23px|link{{=}}Belize]]
| Jose Herman Ochaeta
| 0
| 3
| 2007
| V&
| Nabbed 3 before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 3´
| 2011
| V&
| Insane axed 3 people and wounded them all in a medical center in Madrid, before police V& him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Daniel Lopez
| 0
| 3
| 2011
| V&
| Insane man stabbed people at Walgreens.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Satoru Umeta
| 0
| 3
| 2014
| V&
| Some jealous man who believed he was the [[Anime|Chinsaw Man]] and slashed 3 [[Cringe|Idol music]] group members.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Shanked 3 old ladies [[Elliot Rodger|because girls didn't want him.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Maria Kousidou
| 0
| 3
| 2015
| V&?
| Dimitris Patmanidis 2: The sequel
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Hicham Diop
| 0
| 3
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Islamist attacked some cops with a machete before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Rafael Charles
| 0
| 3
| 2019
| An hero
| A mute guy who went batshit insane at a birthday party before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga_Herbut|Kinga Herbut]]
| 0
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Aesthetic 17-year-old girl who started stabbing her classmates with 2 butcher knives in High School No. 5 in the village of Zielona Góra. She was arrested thankfully. Also has a {{yt|ch|UCZDV8jOm3gMrOJfwKxEDq8Q|JewTube channel}} and a {{Steam|76561198800244665|Steam account}}.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Sudesh Mamoor Faraz Amman
| 0
| 3
| 2020
| Killed by police
| Another mudslime who does it for allah and gets some shots by the constabulary.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 3
| 2022
| V&
| The Zambian Adam Lanza version entred a primary/elementary school and with a knife, slashed 3 kids before his arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 3
| 2022
| V&
| 17 year old weeb knifed some people on his school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Muryllo_Martins|Muryllo Martins]]
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Edgelord attacked his school in Goiás with knives and a hatchet {{wayback|https://twitter.com/bugado_npc|20230412050655|title=after posting edgy pics on Twitter}}.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| 12-year-old boy
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Another brazilian edgelord attacked his school in Manaus with a knife. Also had molotovs in his backpack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Thomas Wei Huang
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Shanked 2 roommates and wounded a teacher on his boarding school with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#David_Jakeladze|David Jakeladze]]
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| A masked 15 year old boy with a knife and an axe slashed 3 teens in a middle school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Albert_Gut|Albert Gut]]
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| Attempted an hero
| Schizo 18-year-old attacked his classmates with a knife. He was wearing Jason Voorhees mask during the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Nigger stabbed 3 on a train station before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:WelshFlagUserBox.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Wales]]
| Anonymous Girl
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| A 13-year-old girl who wanted to attract attention by stabbing 2 teachers and a classmate before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ntando Sogoni
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Nigger cruise ship worker attacked people with scissors before being put in the brig.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anonymous boy
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Happened in Irkutsk so... '''[[Academy Maniacs]] 2.0''': ''The School Attack''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|23px|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Brian Magere
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Stabbed 2 worshippers and an officer in a church before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jermaine Allen
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Nigger didn't get free food at [[McDonald's]], so he chimped out with a hatchet.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Kulvinder Ram
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Use a knife to shank a family of a woman and 2 children before the [[police|constabulary]] detained him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kareem Phillips
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| Guy [[WTF|in wheelchair]] wheeled around Queens stabbing people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Gabriel Ferreira Motta Valladares
| 0
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| A 29-year-old [[Brazil|Low-budget Portguese]] goes amok in Ireland and stabs three people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alex_Mäkinen|Alex Luka Tapio Mäkinen]]
| 0
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Finnish 16-year-old went ER with a knife while doing a livestream, failing to score 3 girls before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rickey Tasley
| 0
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Schizo attacked people at Walmart.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Student went [[Yandere]] at the high school, before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhu Zhan
| 0
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Student slashed 3 other classmates at the cafeteria of the university, before he tried to [[an hero]], failing and being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Switzer Learning Center Anon|Unknown]]
| 0
| 3
| 2025
| V&
| Some [[Columbiner]] and [[Natalie Rupnow|Rupnow]] fan thought it would be funny to bring a KMFDM shirt to his lame school stabbing, wounding 3 staff members before failing to prepare some pipe bombs and getting v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Aquilino Padial
| 0
| 2
| 1993
| Incarcerated. now free
| Schizo 18 year old boy after watching a ninja movie in his TV, went amok dressed with a [[Robert Steinhäuser|ninja suit]] and slashed with a katana and shot with a crossbow a husband and a wife. Also robbed 400 pesetas from the husband who Aquilino tied him to a tree. Finnaly, Aquilino got V& and a sentence for 20 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Brahim Bouteraa
| 0
| 2
| 2004
| [[GTFO|Repatriated]]
| Boarded a small plane with 6 passengers and two pilots and attacked them with a hatchet. After hitting the pilots with the hatchet, Brahim sent the plane on a steady course to the ground before getting the shit beaten out of himself by passengers. Miraculously the pilots were able to steer the plane to safety and Brahim was sentenced to 15 years in prison and later shipped off to his native Algeria.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
| 0
| 2
| 2008
| [[Epic Win|Free, now an hero]]
| Our hero Artyom, in his attempt to enter in the Hack'N' Slash section, stabbed a granny and a 12 year old boy before getting free. In 2022 he will attempt to enter in the FPS and he did it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Muntadhar al-Zaidi
| 0
| 2
| 2008
| Released
| An angry Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at [[George W. Bush]]. He was sentenced to 1 year [[Epic Win|but was released after 9 months]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2012
| V&
| A 14 year old girl went to [[Columbine]] High School with a hammer. Only managed to injury two 16 year old girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Moussa Coulibaly
| 0
| 2
| 2015
| V&
| [[Sandnigger]] in Nice, France (home to the famous [[Bastille Day Massacre]]) charged a group of soldiers who were guarding a Jewish community center.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Khaled Babbouri
| 0
| 2
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Algerian Islamist tried to kill some cops with a machete before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Evie [[Deadname|(Karl)]] Booth Amati
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Some crazy emo tranny swung an axe at some strangers inside a 7-Eleven after being rejected by a lesbian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Haashi Ayaanle
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by soldiers
| Islamist stabbed some soldiers before being shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Stabbed 2 people at a metro station before being shot by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Jawed Sultani
| 0
| 2
| 2018
| V&
| Yet another [[muslim|mudslime]] who nabbed people for allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Ishewunesu Makota
| 0
| 2
| 2018
| V&
| Teacher who went into a kickboxing spree at a school, wounding 2 staff members after he crashed a car and had some argues with his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUzbekstan.png|link{{=}}Uzbekstan]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2019
| Institutionalized
| 16-year-old stabbed in the dorms 2 students before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2021
| V&
| Knifed 2 teachers
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Noelia De Mingo
| 0
| 2
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| After being released from the mental hospital, 1 month later Noelia turned amok again, injuring 2 shop assistants before being raped by the pigs in an attempt to escape.<s> She was sentenced to prison for not scoring enough.</s> '''UPDATE''', she got sentenced to another mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| 0
| 2
| 2022
| V&
| Hugo Jackson copycat and IRL friend. Went on a school stabbing only injuring a teen and a teacher while playing "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen on a modern speaker.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Alex B.
| 0
| 2
| 2022
| V&
| Student brought an axe and wounded 2 classmates before being v& by the cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Milad Salari
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Schizo [[Iranian]] immigrant stabbed a random [[Dutch]] 10-year-old girl and her grandmother for no reason. Milad was a known criminal and had previously robbed a goldsmith with an [[airsoft]] AK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| 23-year-old pharmaceutical student [[Ragequit|failed his exam and stabbed two teachers]] at his university before surrendering to cops. The first proper attack on a Norwegian school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Batshit insane injured a prefect and a student in a boarding school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anon russian
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Ruskie fed up of ukrainians, decided to go on a [[Sonboly]] in a mall, wounding 2 ukrainian soldiers before gettin' V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGabon.png|23px|link{{=}}Gabon]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Nigerian man stabbed 2 mudslime women before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Shadreck Chimpeni
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Hacked 2 students and robbed them before getting V&. After some investigation, Shadreck, was accused of being a serial burglar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Some pervert knifed 2 girls outside a bathroom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| White supremacist stabbed 2 children before getting V&. Another suomi on this list.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| Another spic white supremacist wannabe hammered 2 people, [[Epic Fail|wounding them so fucking lightly that the victims subdued him and he got v&]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mohammed Mahmoud Shawamreh Arba'i
| 0
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| Tried to avenge his Palestinian bruthas by attacking random kikes at a hotel, but got tackled.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Erjon S.
| 0
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| Some kosovar teenager slashed a teacher, wounding her and also a bystander at street in Essen. He also wanted to go [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] at a local synagogue, but failed, like the door cuck.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Artemi Koriukov
| 0
| 2
| 2025
| V&
| Some 18-year-old idiot who practised on [[Minecraft]] for his shitty attack, ended up his training IRL by knifing a teacher and a social educator, severely wounding both before he was V&. Apparently, this idiotic Ruskie failure used a Temu version of the [[SIEGE™ Mask]], being instead of a skull a smile during his boring attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lorena Bobbitt
| 0
| 1
| 1993
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Cut off [[John Wayne Bobbitt|her husband]]'s dick with a kitchen knife while he was sleeping. After the reattachment surgery, he went on to star in two pornos called John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut and Frankenpenis.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Mukamusoni
| 0
| 1
| 2007
| V&
| Got manipulated by a vengative ex of a girl and stabbed her with a sharp knife in the back as well as the left jaw just next to the eye.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2008
| V&
| Mad [[Autism|missunderstood]] conversation caused a fight that ended with a knife stabbing to his mate
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| David Hartanto Widjaja
| 0
| 1
| 2009
| Dead
| Random guy who stabbed a teacher but failed to kill him. After, [[An Hero|fell off the roof intentionally]] killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| 1
| 2010
| V&
| Attempted to commit mass murder at comic-con and just stabbed a fat guy in his eye after "Resident Evil: Afterlife" leaked. other fat edgys joked that the new movie should have eye-popping 3-D.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| Anonymous Principal
| 0
| 1
| 2011
| Incarcerated, now free
| A principal punished a second grader using old-fashioned methods with a pencil. The student (perhaps some bully idiot) received stitches on his back, hand, and arm. Received 3 years in jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominica.png|link{{=}}Dominica]]
| Duke Severin
| 0
| 1
| 2012
| V&
| Student went into a brawl and stabbed a classmate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbora Orlova
| 0
| 1
| 2012
| Institutionalized
| The player who repeated the most in the high score stabbed a 16-year-old teenager in her first gameplay. She was sent to an asylum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Bongani Matsenjwa
| 0
| 1
| 2013
| Incarcerated, Now free
| Stabbed 10 times on the chest to a primary school teacher and failed to got his kill. Got 7 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2014
| V&
| Quarrel between two 15 year old teens ended up in a school stabbing. The young criminal got V& after being chased by the police
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Morgan Geyser]], [[Anissa Weier]]
| 0
| 1
| 2014
| Released
| Two schizo girls stabbed their friend because [[Slenderman]] told them to.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2015
| V&
| Mad girl student stabbed his teacher with a machete in da face and arm.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine Copycats#Kali Jade Bookey|Kali Jade Bookey]]
| 0
| 1
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Cute jailbait broad stabs her brother's GF to near-death. <s>[http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/kali-bookey-j-wisconsin-first-kill-teen-%20psychopath-criminal-complaint-you-tube-facebook-twitter-photos-murder-attempt-homicide/ Sauce]</s> (dead)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Nyrasabimana
| 0
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| Tobaco seller girl went crazy and stabbed the hand of a girl and collapsed there. Survived an there is image of the crime [https://www.kigalitoday.com/umutekano/imbere-mu-gihugu/article/mwendo-umugore-yinjiye-mu-kigo-cy-ishuri-atera-umunyeshuri-icyuma/ Here]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSamoa.png|link{{=}}Samoa]]
| David Crichton
| 0
| 1
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| Father of five in [[The Rock|The Rockland]], tried to kill his wife, failed and was V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Sphasha Dlamini
| 0
| 1
| 2018
| V&
| The candidate for the [[Nobody cares|Swaziland National Association of Teachers (SNAT)]] stabbed her husband in a rage quit. He was stabbed near the Ncabaneni high school, where 9 years after, Sicelo Dlamini went batshit insane.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Tarrantulas#The First Disciple|Vincent Fuller]]
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| Chav waited ONE DAY after [[Christchurch]] to try to organize his own little massacre and failed. Badly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Daniil Pulkin]]
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| Vlad Roslyakov wannabe threw some molotovs and stabbed a girl before being v& and sentenced to 7 years in prison. '''TRY AGAIN'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| 17 year old [[Sand Nigger|Pakistani]] slashed with a ham knife a classmate because he insulted his prophet.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSeychelles.png|link{{=}}Seychelles]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| He stabbed and beat his daughter, a teacher, nearby a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| Before the southport attacks he actually did a school attack, with a fucking hockey stick, breaking one student wrist.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yuka Takaoka
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| Released
| Stabbed her BF out of love. Was released in 2023 and became a streamer/cosplayer under the name "uyupekochan" on {{yt|@|uyupekochan|YouTube}}, {{twitter|uyupekochan|Twitter}}, {{instagram|uyupekochan|Instagram}}, {{tiktok|uyupekochan|TikTok}}, and {{twitch|uyupekochan|Twitch}}.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSIslands.png|link{{=}}Solomon Islands]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| 2020
| Escaped
| Nabbed a student with a cane knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2020
| V&
| Stabbed on the early morning another student with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rustam Louis Foss Dadaev
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| Shot by cops
| Former small-time actor went bananas with a knife VS a cop car while screaming "[[Allahu akbar]]!", [[Ouch|got rammed twice]], [[Badass|got back up]] and stabbed one of the officers [[Lol|in the foot]] before being [[Police brutality|shot dead]]. [[Epic fail|The same officer had also been shot in the foot]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] [[spic]] who decided to save the white race at a local school by stabbing random people. Couldn’t even kill anyone and [[fail|pussied out]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| Killed by people
| A random guy stabbed a pig before some bunch of people beated him to death in 2021.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&
| Gangsta stabbed a kid in a school fight in the capital of Eswatini
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| Free
| [[13 year old boy]] stabbed his irish teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&?
| 17 year old boy, after being sended to the principal by his teacher for not arriving soon, stabbed a teacher in the face.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Anonymous teacher
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&?
| Random teacher stabbed his friend also teacher in some deadly points.He couldnt claim his kill.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaintLucia.png|link{{=}}Saint Lucia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| A man stabbed and wounded a student at a catholic school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Adam Halili
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| Free
| [[Sand nigger|Moroccan]]14 year old zoomer stabbed another 14 year old zoomer with a pen knife in the foot in a high school. There was almost no news and it was forgotten forever in 3 days.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Nabbed a kid when he was walking to school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Random Gangster fighted against a random guy who got stabbed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jeanine Inamuco
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed his husband while he was punnishing one of his sons.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Unknown random stabbed a guy on Palma de Mallorca. Travelled to Malaga by plain but [[Fail|got arrested]] for being a massive idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| 14-year-old boy gave us [[Artyom Kazantsev]] 2: '''[[Alex Hribal|KNIFE CUTTING]] [[Ilya Ivanistov|RUSKIE FAIL]] [[ELECTRIC BOOGALOO]].'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Nokulunga Gwebu
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed his gangster boyfriend in the shoulder and ribs for no apparent reason.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Kim Jin-sung
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Tried to assassinate South Korea's opposition leader by stabbing him in the neck.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagComoros.png|23px|link{{=}}Comoros]]
| Ahmed Abdou
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| An hero?
| Some guy tried to kill the [[Shit nobody cares about|Comoros president]] and died on his cell
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|23px|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Another one in Norway. Batshit insane man stabbed another and threatened some others before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| An hero
| Stabbed his son and then did the same shit as Gregorio Ramos.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Man went into an argument with other people, resulting in the stabbing of a 18-year-old girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Sergio Sarria
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| 41-year-old man stabbed his ex-wife in a pizzeria 28 fucking times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[S.E.B.A.S.]]
| 0
| 1
| 2025
| V&
| Tried to carry out a [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz|UTEG]] at her high school, failed and wounded the mother of a student before she was subdued.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lau Hui Chung
| 0
| 0
| 2011
| Shot by cops
| Junkie take hostages on a kidergarten with a machete before being shot by pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nicholas John Miller
| 0
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Played Grand Theft Schoolbus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[Wikipedia:Waitangi dildo incident|Josie Butler]]
| 0
| 0
| 2016
| Free
| Its February the 5th, 2016, and MP Steven Joyce was speaking to the reporters. Suddenly, Josie Butler, a female protester against TPPAtards, [[Lol|threw a dildo to Steven Joyce's face]], being headshotted by the dangerous rubber toy dildo. Josie was V& by police, but since it they realized that she threw a dildo to Steven Joyce's face, they laughed at her and sent her free without charges, apart from that terrorist dildo attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Logan Clark]]
| 0
| 0
| 2016
| Rehab
| Some kid, who was mad as hell and wasn't going to take the bullying anymore, decided to pull out a knife and [[Pussy|not use it]]. He got shot by a cop and was hospitalized.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 0
| 2020
| Hospitalized
| Attempted to defend a bar against [[Fag|protesters]] with a [[No|machete]]. [[Gun|In the fucking USA.]] [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|Guess how well that went.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]]
| 0
| 0
| 2023
| V& but later freed and deported back to his country
| Autistic who tried to stab one of his "internet enemies" IRL but was so weak that he couldn't even push him, after failing he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees, screaming for his "enemy" to be arrested, causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 0
| 2024
| V&
| Tried to stab during a robbery a cashier before being V& like an absolute idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Tarrantulas#I Surrender|Jordan Patten]]
| 0
| 0
| 2024
| Incarcerated
| Tarrant's long-lost cousin decided to keep his legacy going and pussied out the exact second an unarmed guard dared approach him.
|}}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Trauma Center

2026-06-17T12:12:18Z

P0008874:

The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.
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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! POSSIBLE KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ellen Wiebe
| 400+
| 500+
| 2016-present
| Active
| Legally euthanized over 400 patients and hundreds more as an abortionist.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Harold Shipman
| 218
| 250+
| 1975-1998
| Hanged himself in prison
| Would inject [[heroin|diamorphine]] into his patients and then falsify the medical records, [[IRL Troll|reporting that his patient had been in poor health]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Hu Wanlin
| 146
| 150+
| 1997-1999
| In prison
| Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Kevorkian]]
| 130
| 130
| 1990-1998
| Dead
| Euthanized people who were terminally ill.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Miyuki Ishikawa
| 103+
| 169
| 1946-1948
| Dead
| Carried out "extra-late"-term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Massof
| 100
| 100+
| 2003-2008
| In prison
| Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Niels Högel
| 85
| 300+
| 2000-2005
| In prison
| Nurse who injected patients with poison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Felícitas Sánchez Aguillón
| 50
| 50+
| 1930-1941
| Dead
| Practiced illegal abortions, killed some of the children when she couldn't sell them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Louay Omar Mohammed al-Taei
| 43
| 43
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Undercover terrorist administered wounded police anti-coagulants, making them bleed out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Daniela Poggiali
| 38
| 96
| 2013-2014
| In prison
| Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take [[selfies]] with their dead bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Donald Harvey
| 37
| 87
| 1970-1987
| Dead
| Claimed to be [[Lie|"easing the pain"]] of terminally ill victims, before discovering how [[fun]] it was to [[Lul|kill innocent people]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jane Toppan
| 31
| 31
| 1885-1901
| Dead
| Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Christine Malèvre
| 30
| 30
| 1997-1998
| Released
| Injected terminally ill patients with drugs, claiming that they [[Asking for it|asked for it]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Edmund Cullen
| 29
| 400+
| 1988-2003
| In prison
| Injected patients with [[shit]] for 16 years, confessed to 40 murders but is suspected to have committed [[Over 9000|several hundred more]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Stephan Letter
| 29
| 80+
| 2003-2004
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Marcel Petiot
| 26
| 63
| 1926-1944
| Executed
| Lured jews into his house to save them from the nazis, telling them he would help them escape to argentina, in reality, he killed them by injecting cyanide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Arnfinn Nesset
| 22
| 138
| 1977-1981
| Released in 2004
| Injected patients at the nursing home he managed with curacit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Roger Andermatt
| 22
| 22
| 1995-2001
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| Juan Acevedo Agriela, Marcelo Pereira Guzzo
| 16
| 200+
| 2012
| Released
| Two male nurses who would kill patients by injecting air or morphine to spair them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Lainz Angels of Death
| 15
| 49-200+
| 1983-1989
| In prison
| Drowned older patients by filling them with water while they were in their beds.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anders Hansson
| 15
| 27
| 1978-1979
| Institutionalized
| 18-year-old intern gave patients corrosive cleaning liquids to drink.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Skin Hunters
| 14
| 50+
| 1998-2002
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with Pavulon to get money from funeral homes for information about deaths.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Antoinette Scieri
| 12
| 12
| 1924-1926
| Dead
| Poisoned patients with weedkillers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Maxim Petrov
| 11
| 19
| 1999-2000
| In prison
| Injected patients with poison before robbing their homes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joan Vila Dilmé
| 11
| 11+
| 2009-2010
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Vickie Dawn Jackson
| 10
| 10+
| 2000-2001
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs and got sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Ludivine Chambet
| 10
| 10
| 2012-2013
| In prison
| A nurse who poisoned elderly people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kermit Gosnell
| 9
| 47+
| 2006-2010
| In prison
| Ran a shady abortion clinic that illegally performed late-term abortions that were often botched, having unsanitary conditions within his clinic, and even snipping the spines of infants that survived abortions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Angelo
| 8
| 10+
| 1987
| In prison
| Injected patients with poison to heroically resurrect them when they went into cardiac arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Elizabeth Wettlaufer
| 8
| 8
| 2007-2016
| Incarcerated
| Injected elderly patients with insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Marianne Nölle
| 7
| 17
| 1984-1992
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Petr Zelenka
| 7
| 7
| 2006
| In prison
| Injected patients with blood thinner, causing internal bleeding.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Lucy Letby
| 7
| 7
| 2015-2016
| In prison
| Killed babies by injecting them with air or insulin during her time working as a nurse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Orville Lynn Majors
| 6
| 130
| 1993-1995
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs, causing the death rate at his hospital to skyrocket.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Ahmad Ahmadi
| 6
| 6
| 1931-1944
| Executed
| Injected prisoners with air.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Santosh Pol
| 6
| 6
| 2003-2016
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Frans Hooijmaijers
| 5
| 259
| 1970-1975
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs. After serving 18 years in prison, he was released. He later died in 2006.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Sonya Caleffi
| 5
| 18
| 2003-2004
| In prison
| [[Suicidal]] nurse who injected air into the bloodstream of patients, resulting in embolism.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Irene Becker
| 5
| 8
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Injected patients with [[drugs]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aino Nykopp-Koski
| 5
| 5
| 2004-2009
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Brenda Agüero
| 5
| 5+
| 2020-2022
| Incarcerated
| Injected babies with potassium and insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Edson Izidoro Guimarães
| 4
| 131
| 1999
| In prison
| Injected AIDS-ridden patients with poison to end their suffering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Michael Swango
| 4
| 60
| 1981-1997
| Incarcerated
| Poisoned patients.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|24px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Colin Norris
| 4
| 10
| 2002
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Pier Paolo Brega Massone
| 4
| 4
| 2010-2014
| In prison
| Performed unnecessary surgeries on patients [[Jew|to collect more money]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Abraão José Bueno
| 4
| 4
| 2005
| In prison
| Injected AIDS-ridden kids with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Christina Aistrup Hansen
| 4
| 4
| 2016
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|}}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Tactical Espionage Action

2026-06-17T12:11:24Z

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Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.
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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! POSSIBLE KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]] [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Christman Genipperteinga
| 964
| 964+
| 1569-1581
| Executed
| Robbed and murdered random travellers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]] [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Melchior Hedloff
| 251
| 251+
| 1648-1653
| Executed
| Shot, killed, mutilated and allegedly ate people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]] [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]] [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Luis Garavito
| 142
| 172-400+
| 1992-1999
| Died in prison
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Hirai Gonpachi
| 130
| 185+
| 1672-1678
| Executed
| Samurai who murdered people after robbing them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Olga Briscorn
| 128
| 128
| 1818-1822
| Dead
| Tortured and killed peasants working for her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thug Behram
| 125
| 931
| 1790-1840
| Executed
| Strangled hundreds of victims until the British caught up and hanged him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]] [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]] [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Pedro Alonso López
| 110
| 310-350+
| 1969-2002
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Gilles De Rais
| 100
| 200-600+
| 1432-1440
| Executed
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Liu Pengli|Liu Pengli]]
| 100
| 100+
| 144-116 BC
| Dead
| Killed and robbed people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dhu Shanatir|Dhu Shanatir]]
| 100
| 100+
| 490-517
| Dead
| Raped, beat, and killed little children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]] [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Crown Prince Sado|Yi Seon]]
| 100
| 100+
| 1757–1762
| Executed
| Raped, beat and killed the staff of his palace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Nicholas Trapishkin
| 100
| 100
| 1920-1926
| Executed
| Robbed and killed people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| U Lar Ba
| 100
| 100
| 1960-1976
| Executed
| Monk who ate women, men, and children with the help of his son and wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Javed Iqbal
| 100
| 100
| 1998-1999
| [[An hero]]
| Raped and murdered little boys before dissolving their bodies with acid. He confessed to his crimes through a letter to police and hanged himself on his 45th birthday.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Delfina de Jesus Gonzalez, Maria de Jesus Gonzalez
| 91
| 150-200+
| 1950-1964
| Died in prison
| Whorehouse owners and pimps killed their hookers when they got on their bad side.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| | [[File:MiniflagHungary.png|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Elizabeth Báthory
| 80
| 600+
| 1590-1610
| Dead
| Killed women to bathe in their blood to help her skin. [[Epic Win|Only received house arrest in her cozy castle]] due to being a [[Vampire|Count]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|23px|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Mauricio Montesdeoca
| 80
| 80+
| 1998-2000
| Dead
| Shot and killed criminals to avenge his fallen brother, killed by unknown assailants in 2009.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Mikhail Popkov
| 78
| 83+
| 1992-2010
| In prison
| Known as "The Werewolf" Mikhail, a policeman, lured dozens of women away in his police car, driving them to distant locations to murder them with various tools before having sex with their bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Peter Niers
| 75
| 544
| 1566-1581
| Executed
| Satanic cannibal bandit attacked several pregnant women and ripped their fetuses to use them for black magic.
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]] [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]] [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Daniel [[Dexter|Camargo]]
| 72
| 150
| 1974-1986
| Killed in jail
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Pedro Rodrigues Filho
| 71
| 100+
| 1967-2003
| Dead
| Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and [[Awesome|eating his heart]]. [[Win|Killed 47 inmates in prison]]. He was freed and even got a {{yt|c|UCCv8K2TMINhSHHSEP9UDRsw|JewTube channel}} to flex on his victims until he was gunned down by two men in [[2023]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Diogo Alves
| 70
| 70+
| 1836-1840
| Executed
| Spaniard stole money from poor people and then threw them off a bridge, [https://www.reddit.com/r/serialkillers/s/cEz1NcqOfO his head is currently preserved in a jar for tourist attraction]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kampatimar Shankariya
| 70
| 70+
| 1977-1978
| Executed
| Disguised in the dark as a [[hobo]] before whacking unsuspecting strangers in the head with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Nelvin Francisco Aguilar Monterroso
| 70
| 70+
| 2008-2014
| Incarcerated
| Kidnapped, killed and buried men.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Ivomoku Bakusuba
| 67
| 67
| 1940-1944
| An hero
| Strangled, raped and beat little kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Hoshang Amini
| 67
| 67
| 1954-1962
| Executed
| [[ISIS|Beheaded people]] and threw their bodies into wells after he was done.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Xinhai
| 67
| 67
| 2000-2003
| Executed
| (alias the "[[Lol|Monster Killer]]") Would go into random [[Azn|Chink]] houses at night, [[K/|armed to the teeth]]. After entering, he would proceed to [[Pwnt|pwn]] every-fucking-thing in sight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Abul Djabar
| 65
| 300+
| 1960-1970
| Executed
| Killed men and boys by strangling them with turbans while raping them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Samuel Little
| 60
| 93
| 1970-2005
| Died in prison
| Picked up women in his car before killing them. Samuel had been in and out of prison 26 times for assault, attempted rape and fraud before ultimately being linked to some of the murders after a 2012 DNA test. After confessing to 93 murders and drawing many sketches of his alleged victims, he died in prison at the age of 80.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech]]
| [[Wikipedia:Martin Roháč|Martin Roháč]]
| 59
| 59
| 1568-1571
| Executed
| Retired soldier turned robber and serial killer, who with alongside other fellow soldiers, would kidnap and murder [[Jews|merchants]] and craftsmen, was caught and [[Hardcore|executed by breaking at the wheel]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Juan Severino Mallari
| 57
| 57
| 1816-1826
| Executed
| Pinoy priest killed random people to cure his mommy's disease.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrei Chikatilo
| 53
| 56+
| 1978-1990
| Executed
| [[Erectile dysfunction|Impotent]] teacher who only got hard by murdering wimmins and boys in the forest, raping their corpses, and eating their flesh and organs ([[Bisexual|he especially liked to eat balls, vaginas and wombs]]). [[Epic Win|Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Anatoly Onoprienko
| 52
| 52+
| 1989-1996
| Died in prison
| Robbed home after home, brutally killing entire families.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Bruno Lüdke
| 51
| 86+
| 1928-1943
| Executed
| Actual retard strangled, beat and killed women before having epic necro sex with their bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Júlia Fazekas, Susi Oláh
| 50
| 300+
| 1914-1929
| 2 executed, 12 incarcerated
| A leader of a group that consisted of 26 women known as ''Angel Makers of Nagyrév'' and her accomplice, who together, guided their followers to poison their husbands (but sometimes their parents, lovers or children) with arsenic.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Kazeem Adeyemo
| 50
| 50+
| 2005-2006
| Killed by police
| Terrorist who robbed, abducted, and shot several women and men.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Anabel Gómez
| 50
| 50+
| ?-2017
| In prison
| Woman started selling tamales made out of human meat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gary Ridgway
| 49
| 71-90+
| 1982-2000
| In prison
| Trucker who strangled [[Whore|prostitutes]], dumped them in the Green River, and returned to the bodies later for some sweet [[necrophilia]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexander Pichushkin
| 48
| 61+
| 1992-2006
| In prison
| Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed them with a broken vodka bottle. Wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Mohammed Bijeh
| 46
| 46
| 2002-2004
| Executed
| Raped and murdered little boys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qiang
| 45
| 45+
| 1995-2003
| Executed
| Raped and killed women randomly, sometimes together with his friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJamaica.png|link{{=}}Jamaica]]
| Lewis Hutchinson
| 43
| 43+
| 1760-1773
| Executed
| Scottish slaveowner who shot anyone quite literally just [[for the lulz]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Abdullah Palaz
| 43
| 43
| 1936-1980
| Dead
| Beat and bludgeoned to death fellow inmates.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Ahmad Suradji
| 42
| 80+
| 1986-1997
| Executed
| Strangled girls in order to get magical powers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Raman Raghav
| 41
| 41+
| 1965-1968
| Died in prison
| Roamed Mumbai for three years, slaughtering random people in their sleep.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:La Quintrala|Catalina de los Ríos y Lísperguer]]
| 40
| 40+
| 1622–1660
| Dead
| [[Ginger|Redheaded]] rich [[Spain|spaniard]] landowner who killed and [[Torture|tortured]] her [[faggot|submissive]] [[slaves]] and [[Whore|several lovers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Micajah Harpe, Wiley Harpe
| 39
| 50+
| 1775-1804
| Executed
| America's first serial killers, these British red coats turned outlaws robbed, raped, tortured and mutilated Americunts that pissed them off, becoming the most wanted guys in the country before it was cool.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Moses Sithole
| 38
| 76
| 1994-1995
| In prison
| Beat, raped and strangled women he lured to remote areas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Tkach
| 37
| 100+
| 1980-2005
| Died in prison
| Cop killed young girls and had sex with their dead bodies. Was caught after attending the funeral of a victim in 2005 and died of heart failure in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Russia]]
| Gennady Mikhasevich
| 36
| 43-55+
| 1971-1985
| Executed
| Soviet belaruskie man who strangled bitches.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| Hadj Mohammed Mesfewi
| 36
| 36+
| 1906
| Executed
| [[Moroccan]] shoemaker who would drug [[Wimmins|young women]] and murdered them while they slept, was executed by immurement (also known as being put in a enclosed place where people hear your screams until the day you die) the same year.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Ted Bundy]]
| 35
| 36+
| 1974-1978
| Executed
| Escaped from prison twice, strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Fernando Hernández Leyva
| 33
| 137
| 1982-1999
| In prison
| Killed and kidnapped people. In an attempt to hang himself, the rope snapped because he was too fat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Wayne Gacy]]
| 33
| 34+
| 1972-1978
| Executed
| Killed and raped little boys, often dressed up as a clown. Hid bodies in his crawlspace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]] [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Ali Asghar Borujerdi
| 33
| 33
| 1907-1934
| Executed
| Raped, drowned, and killed little boys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Vasili Komaroff
| 33
| 33
| 1921-1923
| Executed
| First serial killer of the soviet union, would lure a customer into his house, offer them vodka, and kill them by beating them to death with a hammer or slitting their throats.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]] [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]] [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Vera Renczi
| 32
| 35+
| 1920-1930
| Dead
| Poisoned several men with arsenic, including [[Whore|her two husbands and multiple lovers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Ramadan Abdel Rehim Mansour
| 32
| 32+
| 1999-2006
| Executed
| Raped and tortured little boys on various trains, disposing of them by throwing them off the train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chilobwe murders|Chilobwe Murderer]]
| 31
| 31
| 1968-1970
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Went on some murdering sprees and never got caught.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Radik Tagirov
| 31
| 31
| 2011-2012
| Incarcerated
| Strangled and killed grannies, before stealing everything in their home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Karl Denke
| 30
| 42+
| 1903-1924
| An hero
| Killed homeless vagrants and travelers, selling their flesh as pork.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Jaime Cárdenas
| 30
| 30-45+
| 2009-2012
| In prison
| Killed people by shooting or stabbing them, and then [[Theft|stealing]] from the [[Dead|corpses]], all of this just to [[Daddy issues|impress his dad]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Milton Sipalo|Milton Sipalo]]
| 30 (including an unborn baby)
| 30
| 1980
| An hero
| "The Lusaka Strangler" - Raped, strangled and killed women, including one with an unborn baby before he an heroed before police came to V& him off.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| The butterfly hunter
| 28
| 60+
| 1986–1993
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Serial killer(s) that murdered several trannies on the road, but according to the police, [[lol|most of the deaths were accidental]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| David Thabo Simelane
| 28
| 45
| 2000-2001
| In prison.
| Abducted, raped, stabbed, strangled and [[Beheading|beheaded]] women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dean Corll|Dean Corll]]
| 28
| 42+
| 1970-1973
| [[Epic Fail|Killed by his accomplice]]
| Raped, tortured, and killed at least 28 boys in [[Texas|Houston]]. [[Epic Fail|Shot to death by his accomplice after flipping his shit about the accomplice bringing a girl to his house.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova
| 26
| 138
| 1756-1762
| Died in prison
| Tortured and killed peasants working for her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Simon Bingelhelm
| 26
| 26
| 1599-1600
| Executed
| Robbed, raped, and killed people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]] [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Luis Beltrán
| 25
| 29
| 1790–1794
| Executed
| Both known as {{Hover|"El comegente"|The people eater}} and {{Hover|"El Negro Incógnito"|The Unknown Negro}}, killed, mutilated, and cannibalized women and children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Béla Kiss
| 24
| 24
| 1915-1916
| Dead
| Strangled, killed and conserved women (including his wife) in barrels of alcohol until his landlord opened one of the barrels while Béla was at war. Escaped from a Serbian hospital and was never seen again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Yvan Keller
| 23
| 150
| 1989-2006
| An hero
| Killed and robbed grannies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Luis Kyburg
| 23
| 23
| 1976-1977
| Dead
| Navy commander responsable for torturing and murdering at least 23 young people that were part of left-wing groups, [[Epic Win|died in germany before he could be charged]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Earle Nelson
| 22
| 25
| 1926-1927
| Executed
| Strangled women before having epic necro sex.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|23px|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Juan Fernando Hermosa
| 22
| 22
| 1991-1992
| Dead
| [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old boy]] who with the help of [[Friends|some friends]], would kill taxi drivers and faggots ([[Epic Win|11 of them, including a tranny!]]) with a [[Gun|9mm Pistol]] he [[Dealer|bought from a guard]], [[Spic|Juan]] began a shootout with the police which ended with him being V&, before escaping from jail, [[Fail|but being captured again]], sadly, on the year of 1996, on his 20th birthday, [[Lol|he would be killed by five hooded men]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] [[Image:Tajikistan-flag.gif|link{{=}}Tajikistan]]
| Mikhail Novosyolov
| 22
| 22
| 1977-1995
| In prison
| Bludgeoned people to death before having epic necro sex with their bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Vasile Tcaciuc
| 21
| 26+
| 1917-1935
| Dead
| [[Crazy]] [[gypsy]] that lured people in and then killed them with an axe, [[FAIL|he was shot dead by a guard while he was trying to escape from jail]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Eyler
| 21
| 24
| 1982-1984
| Died in prison
| Tortured and killed teenage boys. Died from [[AIDS]] in 1994.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
|[[Dnepropetrovsk maniacs|Viktor Sayenko, Igor Suprunyuk]]
| 21
| 21
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Serial killer duo from Ukraine. Creators of [[3 guys 1 hammer]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Tadeusz Grzesik
| 20
| 40+
| 1991-2007
| Incarcerated
| The leader of a gang which went on to be called ''The Gang of Moneychangers Killers''. Attacked owners of currency exchanges offices. The group was responsible for 20 to 40 murders committed over a 16-year period.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Mohan Kumar Vivekanand
| 20
| 20
| 2005-2009
| Incarcerated
| Tricked women to marry him before giving them cyanide pills and stealing their jewelry. Originally sentenced to death, commuted to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| The Psychopath
| 19
| 19+
| 1986-1996
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon who would kill people with a M3 submachine gun in three different towns.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Philipp Onyancha
| 19
| 19+
| 2007-2009
| [[Epic Win|Unimpeachable]]
| Satanic leader who wanted to kill 100. Got only 19 kills and got free because he was a [[batshit insane]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ansis Kaupēns|Ansis Kaupēns]]
| 19
| 19
| 1920-1929
| Executed
| Robbed and murdered people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagElSalvador.png|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| Hugo Ernesto Osorio
| 18
| 40-50+
| 2010-2021
| In prison
| Ex-cop who lured young men and women through social media, when they arrived, he raped and then murdered them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Richard Cottingham
| 18
| 19+
| 1967-1980
| In prison
| Raped, tied and strangled hookers before mutilating them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña
| 17
| 25
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Killed drug addicts, prostitutes, homosexuals, and criminals on a mission from god. His brother Vayron Jonathan Nakada Ludeña went on a three day knifing spree, and can be found on the Hack'N'Slash scoreboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Hansen
| 17
| 21
| 1972-1983
| Died in prison
| Abducted prostitutes and flew them out into the Alaskan wilderness so he could hunt them like animals.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
| 17
| 17
| 1978-1991
| Killed in prison
| Lured fags to his apartment before drugging and strangling them, later eating their flesh. While in prison, Jeffrey was beaten to death by an angry nigger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Wichi child Murderer
| 17
| 17+
| 2000-2010
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon or Anons, who is suspected to be part of the security forces, murdered more than 17 [[Injuns|wichis]] around the 2000's and 2010's.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Juana Barraza
| 16
| 45-48+
| 1996-2006
| In prison
| Female wrestler turned serial killer strangled grannies in their home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Ángel Maturino Reséndiz
| 16
| 23+
| 1986-1999
| Executed
| The Railroad Killer, [[spic]] robbed and killed random people in their homes while living the life of a trainhopping hobo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Peter Stumpp
| 16
| 16
| 1564–1589
| Executed
| Killed and cannibalized people, including 14 children, his wife and son, also had sex with his daughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Juan Moreira
| 16
| 16
| 1856-1874
| Killed by police
| Cowboy that would began shooting and stabbing men after the mayor of his hometown kept making up bullshit tickets towards him so that he could steal all of his pesos.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:SAFlag1928.gif|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Elias Xitavhudzi
| 16
| 16
| 1953-1959
| Executed
| Robbed and stabbed people to death
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Antonio Rodriguez Vega
| 16
| 16
| 1987-1988
| Dead
| A [[Ben Moynihan|Gerontophile]] who used his work to gain the trust of old women and then rape, kill, and steal their jewelry. He was murdered in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Donald Henry Gaskins
| 15
| 110
| 1953-1982
| Executed
| The Meanest Man in America, Pee Wee raped, robbed, stabbed, shot, drowned, and poisoned over a dozen people and was sentenced to life. He later won himself a death sentence in prison by playing [[Hitman]] and sending disguised C4 explosives to another inmate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| [[Wikipedia:José Miculax Bux|José Miculax Bux]]
| 15
| 15
| 1946
| Executed
| Killed 15 boys, with the involuntary help of his cousin, before he was executed by firing squad in the same year of the crimes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Florencio Fernández
| 15
| 15
| 1950-1960
| Dead
| Would enter the houses of random women while they slept and killed them by bitting on their necks and sucking all of their blood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Ramirez
| 15
| 15+
| 1984-1985
| Died in prison
| The Night Stalker, this Satanist entered homes at night and tortured and killed everyone inside, sometimes allowed people to live by making them pray to Satan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| Ouagadougou Axeman
| 15
| 15
| 2008-2011
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Murdered people with a hatchet in [[shithole|ouagadougou]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Julio Pérez Silva
| 14
| 19
| 1999-2001
| In prison
| Raped and murdered over a dozen women in [[Chilean Mole People|northern Chile]], [[Epic Win|constantly getting away with it]] because the local [[cops|pigs]], [[Lulz|being the incompetent fuckers that they are]], just wrote off the disappearances as the girls going off to [[Peru]] and [[Bolivia]] to work as [[Whore|prostitutes]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Zdzisław Marchwicki
| 14
| 14
| 1964-1970
| Executed
| Polish serial killer known as ''The Zagłębie Vampire''. Killed 14 women and sexually assaulted 7 others. He was sentenced to death and executed in 1977, but since then his guilt has been questioned. Acted together with several accomplices, including his younger brother who turned out to be a [[Faggot|fag]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia_miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Naceur Damergi
| 14
| 14
| 1980-1988
| Executed
| Raped and killed little children, was executed in 1990.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcelo Costa de Andrade
| 14
| 14
| 1991
| In a psychiatric hospital
| Killed little boys randomly before being sent off to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Madman of the route|Madman of the route]]
| 14
| 14
| 1996-1999
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Off-brand modern-day argentine version of [[Jack the Ripper]], raped, killed, and mutilated some prostitutes to get his monies back.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Gul Ahmad Saeed
| 14
| 14
| 2014-2015
| Incarcerated
| Man who murdered his family members because they were obstructing his marriage, before escaping and then murdering his fiancé and her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Denis Kazungu|Denis Kazungu]]
| 14
| 14
| 2022-2023
| Incarcerated
| Motorcycle vendor killed people, mostly prostitutes and women, raped them, hid some bodies on the kitchen, probably because he was a cannibal and buried the bodies. 3 women escaped, reported him and got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| Kaspars Petrovs
| 13
| 38+
| 2000-2003
| Incarcerated
| Robbed and strangled grannies in their homes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Peter Sutcliffe
| 13
| 22+
| 1975-1980
| Died in prison
| The Yorkshire Ripper killed women and died from [[Corona Virus|Covid-19]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cleveland Torso Murderer
| 13
| 20+
| 1934-1938
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon mutilated vagrants alive and dumped their torsos around Cleveland.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Lê Thanh Vân
| 13
| 16+
| 1998-2001
| Executed
| Poisoned men in order to steal their stuff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Francisco Antonio Laureana
| 13
| 13+
| 1974-1975
| Killed by police
| {{Hover|El Sátiro de San Isidro|The Satyr of San Isidro}}, raped and killed women, also kept shit from his victims as trophies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph James DeAngelo
| 13
| 13
| 1975-1986
| In prison
| The Original Night Stalker AKA the Golden State Killer, family man and cop had a double life robbing, raping and killing women and almost got away with it. [[v&]] after 30 years due to DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Adolf Seefeldt
| 12
| 100
| 1908-1935
| Executed
| Raped and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTogo.png|link{{=}}Togo]]
| Simliya Kpatcha
| 12
| 20+
| 2011-2012
| Incarcerated
| Strangled and suffocated young girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Maury Travis
| 12
| 17+
| 2000-2002
| An hero
| Crazed nigger kidnapped black prostitutes and made snuff films with them before being caught and hanging himself in jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Dennis Nilsen
| 12
| 15
| 1978-1983
| Died in prison
| UK Jeffrey Dahmer, faggot who killed sexy boys for epic [[Necrophilia|necro sex]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Fred West, Rose West
| 12
| 13+
| 1967-1987
| 1 An hero, 1 in prison
| Husband and wife raped, tortured and killed over a dozen women while raping their own children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Enriqueta Martí|Enriqueta Martí Ripollés]]
| 12
| 12+
| 1900-1912
| Killed
| Witch bitch made potions with little children's body parts.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Park Myung-sik|Park Myung-sik]]
| 12
| 12
| 1990
| Executed
| The Organ Harvester - Killed teens in [[North Korea|Kimistan]] and consumed the livers of the victims to cure his cirrhosis. Executed in 1991.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Abdallah al-Hubal
| 12
| 12
| 1990-1998
| Killed by police
| Murdered seven people before going to jail but shortly fleeing, until '98, in the beginning of August, where he murdered a couple and three people, later engaging in a firefight 16th, killing a policeman before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| John Bunting
| 12
| 12
| 1992-1999
| In prison
| Tortured and killed fags, pedos, people he thought were weak, and would steal their bank accounts for personal use.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Stephano, Mika and Fabian Mailoni
| 12
| 12
| 2007-2013
| Killed by police
| A trio who killed random people with an axe and a machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Herb Baumeister|Herb Baumeister]]{{Jew}}
| 11
| 24+
| 1980-1995
| An hero
| Herbert the pervert, a business owner (of course) liked to LARP as a faggot in gay bars to lure other faggots to their inevitable death by strangling. Shot himself in 1996 while on the run.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leonard Lake, Charles Ng
| 11
| 25
| 1983-1985
| 1 An hero, 1 in prison
| Paranoid survivalist and his chink right hand man killed friends and families.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robledo Puch|Carlos Eduardo Robledo Puch]]
| 11
| 11
| 1971-1972
| In parole
| "The Angel of Death" - Kid-faced dude who raped, shot and killed women and killed men. He also robbed the victims
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gerald Gallego, Charlene Gallego
| 11
| 11+
| 1978-1980
| 1 died in prison, 1 [[Epic Win|free (Pussy Pass Bonus)]]
| Raped and enslaved women and teenage girls before killing them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Marc Dutroux
| 11
| 11+
| 1986-1996
| In prison
| Raped and killed little girls. Even a bunch of people surnamed Dutroux in Belgium, changed their surname because of the lulz he made on the nation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Francisco García Escalero
| 11
| 11+
| 1987-1994
| Dead
| Batshit insane dude who raped bodies and eated them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUzbekstan.png|link{{=}}Uzbekistan]] [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|link{{=}}Kazahstan]]
| Polatbay Berdaliyev
| 11
| 11
| 2011-2012
| In prison
| Robbed, raped, and killed women
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Dorángel Vargas
| 10
| 20-40
| 1997-1999
| Incarcerated
| Hobo cannibal nicknamed the people eater, murdered and cannibalized other hobos.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Chen Gaolianye
| 10
| 14
| 1985~1986
| Executed
| She had a uterine myoma and was jealous of a happy family, so she tried to poison all the kids in the village (Even the baby).
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Nikolai Dzuhumagaliev
| 10
| 10+
| 1979-1991
| In psychiatric hospital
| Killed and ate women, serving them up at dinner with friends before being thrown in the loony bin. He escaped several years later and killed a few more before being recaptured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Masten Wanjala
| 10
| 10+
| 2019-2021
| Dead
| 20-year-old nigger who confessed to [[Drugs|drugging]], killing and [[Satanism|drinking the blood]] of more than 10 young boys, [[Lynching|lynched]] by a mob of angry niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Edmund Kemper|Edmund Kemper]]
| 10
| 10
| 1964-1973
| In prison
| Started off at 15 years old by killing his grandparents. Soon after being released he would begin picking up hitchhiking women to kill them, behead them and have sex with the severed head and corpse. After killing his mom and her friend, he turned himself in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dennis Rader|Dennis Rader]]
| 10
| 10
| 1974-1991
| In prison
| Known as BTK (Bind, Torture, Kill) Dennis would do just that to unsuspecting families, mailing letters to police and news stations and crossdressing in his victims clothing for kinky photo shoots. After going quiet and evading law enforcement for 10 years, he began mailing again and played himself by asking if floppy disks were traceable. When the police said they were not, [[Epic Fail|he mailed a traceable floppy disk and was subsequently arrested]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Almeria serial killer
| 10
| 10
| 1989-1996
| Unknown
| Did like in GTA and killed the bitches who made him bad blowjobs by raping and strangling them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Oleg Kuznetsov
| 10
| 10
| 1991-1992
| In prison
| Robbed, raped, and killed people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| Fana beheader
| 10
| 10
| 2018-2020
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Beheaded people on satanic rituals
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Collins Jumaisi Khalusha
| 9
| 42
| 2022-2024
| V&
| Arrested during the 2024 Euro final in a bar. Lured to quarry and killed women. Police found 9 bodies, but he claims 42 kills, all of them women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Blanco Romasanta
| 9
| 20
| 1844-1852
| Executed
| Furry galician who lured people to lost paths and killed them and used their fat to make soap.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Björn Pétursson
| 9
| 18
| 1570-1596
| Executed
| Iceland's [[Fail|first and only serial killer]], a farmer who robbed and murdered anyone who dared put a foot in his land.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Umesh Reddy
| 9
| 18+
| 1996-2002
| Incarcerated
| Convicted of 9 killings of women. Originally sentenced to death, but commuted to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Peter Kürten
| 9
| 9+
| 1913-1929
| Executed
| The Vampire of Düsseldorf, killed girls and women and drank their blood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Tamara Ivanyutina
| 9
| 9
| 1976-1987
| Executed
| School dishwasher poisoned children and other people that annoyed her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Gilberto Antonio Chamba
| 9
| 9
| 1988-1993
| Incarcerated
| Raped and intoxicated young woman.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rodney James Alcala
| 8
| 130+
| 1971-1979
| Died in prison
| Brutally raped and slaughtered several girls, [[lol|appearing on the Dating Game while on the run]], and evading the death sentence several times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Giannis and Thymios Retzos|Giannis and Thymios Retzos]]
| 8
| 26+
| 1917-1928
| Executed
| Brothers who robbed banks and people and killed people before they were V& and executed both in 1930.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Joachim Kroll
| 8
| 12
| 1955-1976
| Died in prison
| Raped, killed and mutilated women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Michel Fourniret, Monique Olivier
| 8
| 12+
| 1987-2003
| 1 died in prison, 1 incarcerated
| Couple of sick lovers kidnapped, raped and murdered several young girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| John Christie
| 8
| 8+
| 1943-1953
| Executed
| Killed women including his wife before being hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Angeline Mabhiza
| 8
| 8
| 2012-2014
| An heroine
| She poisoned little kiddies to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010–2017 Toronto serial homicides|Bruce McArthur]]
| 8
| 3
| 2010-2017
| In prison
| Invited gays to [[BDSM|bondage]] and choked them with his penis.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Delgado Villegas
| 7
| 48+
| 1964-1971
| Died in a mental hospital
| Killed people and raped the bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]]
| 7
| 10+
| 2003-2016
| In prison
| After being humiliated by staff at the local motorbike store, Todd shot the place up [[Epic win|and got away with it]] in [[2003]]. He would continue killing and would later be known as "The [[Amazon]] review killer" because of lulzy, incriminating reviews left by him were uncovered after he was caught red handed with some bitch chained up in a storage container and dead bodies on his property. Although only seven victims have been confirmed, Todd claims to have killed many more.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aileen Wuornos
| 7
| 7+
| 1989-1990
| Executed
| Crazy hooker robbed and killed men she fucked.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Aloys Tubarimo
| 7
| 7+
| 2007
| In prison
| Beat cycle taxi drivers to death after he stole their vehicles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wesley Brownlee
| 7
| 7+
| 2021-2022
| In prison
| Random nigger shot random spics in the middle of the night, probably cus [[Coronavirus|'rona]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMontenegro.png|23px|link{{=}}Montenegro]]
| Sava Vujačić
| 7
| 7
| 1881-1887
| Executed
| Shot and bludgeoned people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Tadeusz Ensztajn
| 7
| 7
| 1933
| Sentenced to 15 years in prison
| Raped and killed women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chicago Tylenol murderer
| 7
| 7
| 1982
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon laced Tylenol pills with cyanide when they hit the pharmacy shelves.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Filita Malisha
| 7
| 7
| 1990's
| In prison?
| Mother and witch who killed her 7 sons for satanic rituals and even ate their parts.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Salvadoran colon killer
| 7
| 7
| 2001-2008
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Unknown salvadoran who strangled and killed bitches and left hidden messages in papers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| K. P. Jayandan
| 7
| 7
| 2003-2008
| Executed
| Went on a robbing spree killing people along the way. Sentenced to death and hanged in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Motta Navas
| 7
| 7
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Bludgeoned random hobos at night.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Nikos Metaxas
| 7
| 7
| 2016-2018
| In prison
| A soldier for Cypurs and jewtuber who killed 5 foreign women and 2 foreign children and threw the bodies to a quarry lake and a firing range. He also met some of the girls in the dating app of Badoo, luring them to their deaths.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Pickton|Robert Pickton]]
| 6
| 49
| 1983-2002
| Killed in prison
| Kidnapped and stabbed at least six women in and around his pig farm.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Volker Eckert
| 6
| 19+
| 1974-2006
| An hero
| Hair-fetishist strangled women to stroke their hair. Committed his first kill as a 14-year-old and killed himself after he was caught.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juan Díaz de Garayo|Juan Díaz de Garayo]]
| 6
| 6
| 1870-1879
| Executed
| Killed bitches like in GTA. Years later, his nickname {{Hover|"El Sacamantecas"|The Fat Extractor}}, got popular to scare little children, although he only killed bitches.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frenchman's garden murders|Andrés Aldije Monmejá José Muñoz Lopera]]
| 6
| 6
| 1889-1904
| Executed
| Friends who did a good contribution to Spain, killing frenchie gamblers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Axeman of New Orleans
| 6
| 6
| 1918-1919
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Invaded the homes of random people and proceeded to kill them with their own axes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hermann Duft and Hans Wilhelm Bassenauer|Hermann Duft and Hans Wilhelm Bassenauer]]
| 6
| 6
| 1969
| Executed
| A pair of krauts from West Aryanland who shot, knifed, killed and even robbed his victims in random places in Greece, before they were V& and executed the same year.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Berkowitz
| 6
| 6
| 1976-1977
| In prison
| Son of Sam, schizo took orders from his neighbors demon dog to kill women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Chase]]
| 6
| 6
| 1977-1978
| An hero
| Killed people, drank their blood, and fucked and ate their corpses. Overdosed on meds in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Gowri Shankar
| 6
| 6
| 1975-1989
| Executed
| Gangster and serial killer. Hanged in 1995.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Antanas Varnelis
| 6
| 6
| 1992
| Executed
| Killed old people to get their money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Alfredo Galán Sotillo
| 6
| 6
| 2003
| Imprisoned
| "{{Hover|El Asesino de la Baraja|The Spanish playing card killer}}" - Former soldier who shot his soviet pistol and killed random people on small shooting sprees or single kill shootings with almost 100% accuracy in vital parts (except 2 faggots, who survived his bullet rampages) and left a spanish playing card near the bodies, usually a playing card of cups. He wanted to do it because he wanted to prove dago police were [[N00b|weak]] those years (also because they were investigating other homicides in Madrid, which were common on 2003) and also to discover the feeling of killing people. Also, he had more confirmed kills than his american similar, Zodiac Killer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Academy Maniacs|Artyom Alexandrovich Anoufriev, Nikita Vakhtangovich Lytkin]]
| 6
| 6
| 2010-2011
| 1 incarcerated, 1 an hero
| 2 teenagers who tried to imitate Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Adrián Arroyo Gutiérrez
| 6
| 11~
| 2014-2015
| Incarcerated
| Killed woman and rip their legs off.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGabon.png|23px|link{{=}}Gabon]]
| Mba Ntem
| 6
| 6
| 1978-1988
| Executed
| Some sorcerer cannibalized bodies, eated them to absorb [[Blood|energy]] and mutilated them. Got executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Jurado Montilla
| 6
| 6
| 1985-2023
| Imprisoned three times
| Killed 4 during 1985 and 1987, before being V&. he was freed when he was 28 and became a tik toker. Lastly, in 2022 and 2023, he click the resume button and killed 2 other women, and again, was arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMoldova.png|link{{=}}Moldova]]
| Durlești killer
| 6
| 6
| 2007-2011
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Unknown who shot couples with different firearms. Also, this unknown left 8 wounded, could you aim better fag?.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| Tranny killer
| 6
| 6
| 2011-2012
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Unknown who killed only tranny bitches with a [[fail|.22 pistol]] and then mutilated them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Lázaro Barbosa de Sousa
| 6
| 6
| 2021
| Killed by police
| Crazed satanist killed a family of 4 before escaping, triggering a 20-day manhunt and 2 more kills before he got riddled with police bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Carl Panzram
| 5
| 21-100+
| 1915-1929
| Executed
| Robbed, sodomized, and killed men due to serious anger issues. After getting a dishonorable discharge from the army and a prison sentence signed by president William Howard Taft, he later robbed his mansion, stole his gun, and killed several victims with it. He refused to appeal his death sentence and told death penalty opponents "The only thanks you will ever get from me is that I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it."
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Zodiac Killer
| 5
| 20-37
| 1968-1969
| Dead: [[Epic win|unidentified till his death]]
| Soldier for the air army of Murica who shot and killed couples while sending complicated and self-made puzzles to the cops taunting them. He was identified as Gary Francis Poste in 2023, but it was too late, because he died in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joe Ball
| 5
| 20
| 1936-1938
| An hero
| The Alligator Man, saloon owner fed his pet alligators women he hired. Shot himself when the cops came to ask questions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Raymond Fernandez
| 5
| 17+
| 1947-1949
| Executed
| Killed people, especially women during robberies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ray Copeland, Faye Copeland
| 5
| 12
| 1986-1989
| Died in prison
| Farmer couple had drifters buy them cattle with bad checks and shot them to leave no trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joaquín Ferrándiz Ventura
| 5
| 8
| 1995-1996
| Incarcerated
| Ted Bundy look alike raped women and bitches and killed them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| Locusta
| 5
| 7+
| 54-55
| Executed
| Poisoner that worked for Nero, executed in [[Nice|69]] AD.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tajikistan-flag.gif|23px|link{{=}}Tajikistan]] [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shavkat Shayakhmedov|Shavkat Shayakhmedov]]
| 5
| 6
| 1994-2021
| Died in prison
| "The Zalegoshchensky Maniac". Raped 4 children and a woman.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Anula of Anuradhapura
| 5
| 5
| 50-47 BC
| Executed
| Poisoned five of her husbands and became queen for five years before being overthrown and executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Jack the Ripper]]
| 5
| 5+
| 1888-1891
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon tortured and gutted women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Petros Koulaxidis|Petros Koulaxidis]]
| 5
| 5+
| 1917-1930
| Executed
| "The Vampire of Hamilos" - Killed his wives and girlfriends before he was caught and executed in 1932.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Ian Brady, Myra Hindley
| 5
| 5
| 1963-1965
| Died in prison
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dimitris Vakrinos|Dimitris Vakrinos]]
| 5
| 5
| 1987-1995
| An hero in prison
| Taxi driver and manlet who killed 4 men and a woman before he was V&. He [[an hero|an heroed]] in prison in 1997.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lee Chow Meng
| 5
| 5
| 1996-1997
| Died in prison
| Raped and killed women and the elderly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelize.png|23px|link{{=}}Belize]]
| [[Wikipedia:Belize Ripper|Belize Ripper]]
| 5
| 5
| 1998-2000
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Killed young ladies before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFiji.png|link{{=}}Fiji]]
| [[Wikipedia:Waisale Waqanivalu|Waisale Waqanivalu]]
| 5
| 5
| 2003
| Imprisoned
| Stoned a couple, only killing the man and killed more people at a cane field and in a drinking spot, before he was caught and incarcerated.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:B1 Butcher|B1 Butcher]]
| 5
| 5
| 2005-2007
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Road killed who murdered 5 women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Severino Tchivinda
| 5
| 5
| 2015-2017
| In prison
| Killed couples with a machete, ripped off their heads and preserved them in alcohol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| [[Lam Kor Wan]]
| 4
| 15
| 1982
| In prison
| Strangled women he picked up in his taxi and mutilated them, saving the vaginas and boobs in tupperware.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Roger Herbert Haglund
| 4
| 6
| 1991-1992
| Dead
| Suspected of a double murder in the 80's and convicted of four murders in Tistedalen, as well as a bank robbery. In 1992 Roger shot and killed a shop owner in his own car, before robbing him. [[Prank|Unfortunately for Roger, the bag he grabbed was full of milk instead of money]]. He was caught in 1993, released in 2007 and died a free man in 2011.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Musa Musasizi
| 4
| 5
| 2021-2024
| In prison
| Got 105 years with bubba after he killed 3 women and a 3-month-old infant. It is suspected to kill another woman.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jukka Lindholm
| 4
| 4+
| 1985-2018
| In prison
| Tranny who has been in and out of prison for several murders and prison escapes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Beltrán Cortés Carvajal
| 4
| 4
| 1934-1938
| Dead
| Killed doctors for having surgery
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Magdalena Castells Pons
| 4
| 4
| 1939-1940
| Dead
| Some witch who helped 4 women, her clients, to poison, as traditionally, with arsenic, their 3 husbands and 1 mother-in-law in the Kraut Islands (Balearic Islands). Got 30 years in the dungeon.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ekaterini Dimetrea|Ekaterini Dimetrea]]
| 4
| 4
| 1962
| Executed
| "The Poisoner of Mani" - Partial cripple woman poisoned 4 relatives before she was arrested. She got sentenced to death and executed 3 years later, in 1965.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Piedad Martínez del Águila
| 4
| 4
| 1965-1966
| Free?
| At 12 years old, she poisoned her 4 brothers one by one because they were fucking up her life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Bogdan Arnold
| 4
| 4
| 1966-1967
| Sentenced to death and executed
| Killed and dismembered prostitutes and lived with their bodies, hiding them at his apartment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fritz Honka
| 4
| 4
| 1970-1975
| Dead
| Heavy alcoholic killed prostitutes he didn't feel satisfied with. Released in 1993 and died in 1998.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thor Nis Christiansen
| 4
| 4
| 1976-1979
| Killed in prison
| [[Danish]] immigrant killed hitchhikers and had epic necro sex with their corpses. Was killed in Folsom prison by another inmate at the age of 23.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Ignacio Orduña Mayo
| 4
| 4
| 1978-1997
| Dead
| Gerontophile who raped and killed grannies in Barcelona, when they where off guard and he followed them to their residence and beat them off before he raped them. Got over [[Lol|100 years in prison]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Tsutomu Miyazaki]]
| 4
| 4
| 1988-1989
| Executed
| Abducted, killed, mutilated and had epic [[Necrophilia|necrosex]] with the corpses of [[Lolis|young ladies]] and also [[Vampire|drank the blood]] of one, was featured in [[Sad Satan]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Ramón Laso Moreno
| 4
| 4
| 1988-2009
| Imprisoned
| Killed his wife, child and other randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Margarita Sánchez Gutiérrez
| 4
| 4
| 1992-1996
| Imprisoned
| A batshit insane woman (nicknamed the black widow of Hospitalet) who poisoned her husband, her brother-in-law and several elderly people she was caring for before she was arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Andrei Antonov
| 4
| 4
| 1994
| In prison
| [[Breivik|Faked being an officer]] to kill people in violent assaults by shooting them. Killed 4 men before being life imprisoned.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Yanis Baltass|Yanis Baltass]]
| 4
| 4
| 1995-2004
| In prison
| With the help of 2 accomplices, he killed 3 redneck farmers, including 1 albanian <s>slave</s> worker and his ex-fianceé's brother. He was finally V& in 2004.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Per Fredrik Bamer
| 4
| 4
| 1998-2023
| In prison
| Career criminal and drug addict stabbed and robbed an elderly couple in 1998, got busted, imprisoned and later released in 2012. After being released, Per began breaking into houses again, and it is not known if he murdered more people until 2023, when he committed another double murder using a knife. One of the victims in 2023 was a former friend who testified against him in the 1998 case.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Limon serial killer
| 4
| 4
| 2011
| [[Epic win|Unidentified]]
| Unknown dude who killed junkie women, strangled them, raped them and mutilated them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]]
| 4
| 4
| 2014-2015
| In prison
| Known as The [[Grindr]] Killer, a faggot who drugged other fags he met through the app before raping them. Many of his victims died of overdoses. [https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/stephen-port-richard-huckle-sick-7399172 Stephen had lots of prison sex with fellow inmate, prolific paedophile Richard Huckle] before the latter was '''{{wikilink|Richard_Huckle#Death|brutally murdered.}}'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Mphatšoe Ntjelo
| 4
| 4
| 2014-2015
| Imprisoned
| Killed his 3 children and his older brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Henry Lee Lucas
| 3
| 250+
| 1960-1983
| Died in prison
| Killed his mom and two other women. Falsely confessed to killing hundreds of people before being revealed to be an [[attention whore]] and having his death sentence commuted by governor [[Dubya]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rex Heuermann
| 3
| 18
| 1996-2011
| V&
| Suspected "[[Long Island]] serial killer", a respected architect currently charged with three of the murders because he got bored and called families of his victims to taunt them. Was busted due to DNA and searching for stuff regarding his victims online, including "[[Gay|asian twink]]".
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Israel Keyes]]
| 3
| 11+
| 2001-2012
| An hero
| Robbed banks and murdered random people in his free time. Slit his wrists after being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Albert Fish
| 3
| 9+
| 1924-1928
| Executed
| The Gray Man, [[schizo]] raped and tortured children because god told him to. Went on a childkilling spree after a buddy told him how sweet child flesh tasted. Got caught after sending mail to a victims mother telling her how delicious her daughter was and executed in the electric chair.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Lisbon Ripper
| 3
| 9+
| 1992-1993
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Another jack the ripper knock-off who's victims [[Coincidence|were all named maria]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Martin Ney
| 3
| 4
| 1992-2001
| In prison
| Pedophile known as "[[Nigger|The Black Man]]" who would break into various buildings to fondle and snatch little kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abdelkader Salhi (serial killer)|Abdelkader Salhi]]
| 3
| 4+
| 2011
| In prison
| "The 10 Killer" - Killed foreign women by stabbing or strangling in their homes before he was arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Edgar Antonsen
| 3
| 3+
| 1962-1974
| An hero
| Killed an 80-year-old woman to cover up a robbery before joining forces with his brother to kidnap, rape and kill hitchhikers. After being released for the murders and moving to another part of Norway under a new name, Edgar raped the 10-year-old daughter of his parole officer. Suddenly, the parents of the girl recieved an [[anonymous]] call informing them that Edgar was about to get what was coming to him. Soon after this Edgar's body was found laying lifeless along the shore, dead from an apparent suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Paul Bernardo, Karla Homolka
| 3
| 3+
| 1990-1992
| 1 in prison, 1 [[Epic Win|free (Pussy Pass Bonus)]]
| Husband and wife raped and murdered teenage girls. Karla raped and ate out her sister while she was on her period.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Akku Yadav
| 3
| 3+
| 1991-2004
| Killed
| Gangster and rapist killed random people. Lynched in 2004.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Hamisi Prince
| 3
| 3+
| 1998-1999
| Institutionalized
| A 9 year old kid who clubbed and strangled kids with a club and also stoned them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Stephen Shaun Griffiths
| 3
| 3+
| 2009-2010
| Incarcerated
| Killed and ate prostitutes. Famous for a photograph taken by CCTV in his apartment building showing Stephen holding a crossbow and showing his middle finger to the camera shortly after killing his last victim. Also he was caught kicking one of the bitches and taking a beer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Jorge Ignacio Palma
| 3
| 3+
| 2018-2019
| In prison
| Some spic from Culombia who killed women just to fuck the bodies and rob them
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Sushant Singh, Shiva Pariyar
| 3
| 3+
| 2022-2023
| V&
| Nepalese Ken and Barbie killers. Robbed and killed women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Mary Maher
| 3
| 3
| 1906
| An hero
| 11 year old strangled her brothers before drowning herself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Teresa Gómez Rubio
| 3
| 3
| 1940-1941
| Executed
| Another black widow (not the spider) who poisoned her relatives to get the inheritances, but what she got is a death sentence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Graham Young
| 3
| 3
| 1962-1971
| Died in prison
| He poisoned his stepmother and 2 co-workers with toxic tea.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alexander Skrynnik|Alexander Skrynnik]]
| 3
| 3
| 1970s-1980
| Executed
| "The Moldavian Chikatilo" - Dismembered women and in some case, cut their tits and genitals off. Got executed by firing squad in 1981.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ensio Koivunen
| 3
| 3
| 1971
| Dead
| Spent the summer kidnapping hitchhikers and gassing them to death using his car. Pardoned in 1981 and died in 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Dámaso Rodríguez Martín
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1991
| An hero
| Canarian "witcher" who used a pistol to kill the man of a couple who was fucking up his gf, who was wounded in the attack(being its 1st kill and he being sentenced to 55-year in prison) and later, used a shotgun a elder german couple. After he escaped prison in 1990, he began hiding in several coves and even an abandoned rich house in the mountains before an hero by shotgun heartwash.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joaquín Villalón Díez
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1992
| Released
| Killed 2 trannies and his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyriakos Papachronis|Kyriakos Papachronis]]
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1982
| Released
| "The Ogre of Drama" - Boxing and Karate champion who killed 2 bitches and a random girl before he was V&. He's free since 2004.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Isabel Padilla Maiquez
| 3
| 3
| 1982-1991
| Free after prison
| Poisoned her 2 sons and her husband with insulin. Got 89 years in prison but was freed 16 years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalta.png|23px|link{{=}}Malta]]
| [[Wikipedia:Silvio Mangion|Silvio Mangion]]
| 3
| 3
| 1984-1996
| Imprisoned
| Killed elderly people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Manuel Durán González
| 3
| 3
| 1988-2024
| At large
| Goatfucker who raped and killed 2 women in 1988, but he clicked on resume and killed another one in 2024. This guy, named as {{Hover|O Chioleiro|The Flour}}, is still at large in Pontevedra, even after he was V&, so, don't go to there on this times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[wikipedia:Dmitry Gridin|Dmitry Leonidovich Gridin]]
| 3
| 3
| 1989
| Life imprisoned
| Ruskie Private Joker killed and raped girls in elevators in [[huh|Magnitogorsk]] and [[Epic fail|left fingerprints]]. He was the last serial killer in the [[USSR]], before it disolved.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Albright
| 3
| 3
| 1990-1991
| Died in prison
| The Eyeball Killer, shot hookers and surgically removed their eyes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Francisca Ballesteros
| 3
| 3
| 1990-2004
| Imprisoned
| Nymphomaniac fatty poisoned her daughter and husband with Colme and sedatives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pablo Goncálvez|Pablo Goncálvez]]
| 3
| 3
| 1992-1993
| Imprisoned
| Spaniard who strangled women to death in Montevideo. He was the first serial murderer in Uruguay.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Antonis Daglis|Antonis Daglis]]
| 3
| 3
| 1992-1995
| An hero in prison
| "The Athens Ripper" - Greek truck driver who strangled and dismembered bitches with a saw, raped the bodies and then threw them to the trash.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Gustavo Romero Tercero
| 3
| 3
| 1993-1998
| Incarcerated
| Redneck pervert who raped chicks from other douchebags and stole their money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]] [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]] [[Image:MiniflagSlovenia.png|link{{=}}Slovenia]]
| Silvo Plut
| 3
| 3
| 1990-2006
| An hero
| Left prison after serving his sentence for a previous rape and murder, he moved to serbia and murdered another woman in 2004 before escaping Slovenia and attacking a couple, killing the woman and injuring, where he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Remedios Sánchez Sánchez
| 3
| 3
| 2006
| Imprisoned
| Gambler woman who killed grannies to stole their money for his games of chance, but instead of winning the jackpot, she got [[Epic fail|144 years in prison]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Amarjeet Sada
| 3
| 3
| 2006-2007
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Killed a random baby and his sister and cousin strangling them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]]
| 3
| 3
| 2008
| Imprisoned
| {{Hover|Maniaco da Cruz|The Cross Maniac}} : Emo killer nicknamed DOG HELL 666 killed people who weren't catholically "pure"
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pablo García Cejas|Pablo García Cejas]]
| 3
| 3
| 2015
| Imprisoned
| Killed people in Maldonado, either being hired as hitman or not.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Allal El Mourabit
| 3
| 3
| 2025
| Arrested
| Some [[Sand Nigger|moroccan]] who killed farmers in northern Spain. Got arrested in France.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Antonia Gueche
| 2
| 100+
| 1905-1910
| Dead
| Leader of a gang that would hunt random arabic merchants and performed rituals after murdering them, also suspected of eating them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Billy Chemirmir
| 2
| 22
| 2016-2018
| Killed in prison
| Nigger robbed and killed a bunch of elderly women, making it look like they died in their sleep.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jesse Harding Pomeroy
| 2
| 10
| 1871-1872
| Dead
| When Jesse was 12 and 13 years old, stabbed and killed 2 kids before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ed Gein]]
| 2
| 9
| 1954-1957
| Died in psychiatric hospital
| Killed and robbed the graves of women and made furniture and clothing out of their remains.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Per Anders Eklund
| 2
| 4+
| 2000-2008
| Incarcerated
| Strangled and raped a woman in 2000 and did the same to a 10-year-old girl in 2008, for which he was arrested. He is suspected of two other murders in the 90's and has raped other women throughout the years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tor Hepsø
| 2
| 2+
| 1976-1977
| Dead
| Confessed to the rape and murder of two women on his deathbed in 2005. Another man had been convicted of both murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Mary Bell]]
| 2
| 2
| 1968
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| A 10 year old girl, with a troubled life, being prostituted since she was a [[pedophilia|5-year-old]], strangled, stabbed and gutted toddlers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Makhele Lehlohonolo Joseph Scott
| 2
| 2
| 2012
| Imprisoned
| Killed 2 people with an axe and consumed their bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Juan Carlos Aguilar
| 2
| 2
| 2013
| Imprisoned
| The last [[fake|shaolin monk in 300 years]], in Spain, used his Chakra to kill 2 bitches, 1 nigger and 1 spic, [[lie|because his tumor ordered him to kill]] those 2 bitches using his obscure Chakra.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Catalina Domingo Campins
| 1
| 5
| 1962-1968
| Dead
| She killed her relatives with arsenic to get their belongings. What she got was 30 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Simba Mamphori
| 1
| 4
| 2016-2019
| In prison
| Killed women who dated him with a screwdriver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Nikolay Tishov
| 1
| 3
| 2020
| Institutionalized
| Suspected to kill 2 people on Alicante, Spain. Got sentenced and institutionalized on a nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Philip Patrick Westh
| 1
| 2+
| 2016-2023
| Incarcerated
| [[Wikipedia:Murder of Emilie Meng|Killed some 17-year-old girl in 2016]], is suspected of killing a mutual acquaintance who went missing the following year, and was v& after abducting and raping a 13-year-old in 2023.
|}}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Fire Emblem

2026-06-17T12:02:34Z

P0008874:

The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.
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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLED
! INJURED
! YEAR
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niterói circus fire|Adilson Marcelino Alves, Jose dos Santos, Walter Rosa dos Santos]]
| 503
| 800+
| 1961
| Incarcerated
| Three guys set fire to a random circus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cinema Rex fire|Unknown]]
| 377-470
| ?
| 1978
| Executed
| Four islamists set fire to a cinema.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}Good Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Daegu subway fire|Kim Dae-han]]
| 192
| 151
| 2003
| Dead
| Set fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for [[at least 100|10]] [[fail|hours]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hartford circus fire|Robert Dale Segee]]
| 167-169
| 412–682
| 1944
| Dead
| 14-year-old boy confessed to burning down a circus because he had a nightmare where an injun told him to set fires.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Chile wildfires|Francisco Mondaca Mella, Franco Pinto Orellana, Elías Salazar Inostroza]]
| 137
| 1100+
| 2024
| [[V&]]
| Trio of firefighters and social workers wanted to get paid for extra hours, so they [[IRL Troll|set off a bunch of wildfires]] in [[Shithole|Valparaíso]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|23px|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dupont Plaza Hotel arson|Héctor Escudero, Armando Jiménez, José Rivera]]
| 96+
| 140
| 1986
| Incarcerated
| [[Spics|Angry hotel workers]] burned down the hotel after a labour dispute with the staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Happy Land fire|Julio González]]
| 87
| 6
| 1990
| Dead
| Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The [[nope|peaceful]] [[Rapefugee|refugee]] didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Kartalkaya hotel fire|Unknown]]
| 79
| [[Brenton Tarrant|51]]
| 2025
| V&
| Four [[Turkey|'röaçheş]] set ablaze their hotel restaurant because the tourists didn't like their [[Feces|"food"]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Johannesburg building fire|29-year-old man]]
| 77
| 88
| 2023
| V&
| Beat and burned a guy to death in an apartment at the order of his drug dealer. Instead, the whole building burned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyanguli Fire Tragedy|Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo]]
| 67
| 18
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of their school. They set fire to their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gothenburg discothèque fire| Shoresh Kaveh, Housein Arsani, Mohammad Mohammadamini, Meysam Mohammadyeh]]
| 63
| 213
| 1998
| [[Epic win|Released]]
| A group of [[Typical|four angry muslim teens set fire to a club]] after being denied free entry, and ended up killing mostly immigrants. Due to their young age, [[Epic Win|they all got less than 8 years in prison and were released.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Dong Yangling]]
| 61
| 15
| 1993
| Executed
| Female factory worker who burned her workplace down after being [[b&|fired]] for [[theft|stealing from their facility]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKuwait.png|link{{=}}Kuwait]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Kuwait wedding fire|Nassra Yussef al-Enzi]]
| 57
| 90
| 2009
| Executed
| Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg.png|23px|link{{=}}Isle of Man]]
| [[Wikipedia:Summerland disaster|Unknown]]
| 50
| 80
| 1973
| Released
| Three young lads, two 12-year-olds and one 14-year-old, were smoking some cigarettes in a kiosk until one of them discarded a ciggy, which caused a fire, were only forced to pay 33 pounds for compensation and 15 pounds for the costs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Opémiska Community Hall fire|Florent Cantin]]
| 48
| 50
| 1980
| Incarcerated
| Labourer who was joking about accidentally setting some pine needles on fire, and guess what happened.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Kaohsiung building fire|Huang Gege]]
| 46
| 42
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Wimmin set fire to a building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Shuizong
| 46
| 34
| 2013
| An hero
| Suicidal [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andrew Zimmer
| 42
| 22
| 1977
| Released
| Teenager set fire to the county jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Elnora Epperly
| 41
| 24
| 1950
| Dead
| [[Schizo|Mental patient]] lit fire to her curtains and burned the ward to the ground.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| Unknown
| 41
| ?
| 1583
| Executed
| An anonymous man murdered his father with an axe before setting fire to his home, which later spread throughout the town and destroyed 23 houses, killing 40 people, he was arrested and then burned on a pyre.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Louis Chiasson
| 40
| 2
| 1969
| Dead
| Quebec man who was [[lies|totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home]]. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jessie Javier Carlos
| 38
| 70
| 2017
| An hero
| He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}britain]]
| John Thompson
| 37
| 23
| 1980
| Dead
| Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. [[lol|Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Shinji Aoba]]
| 36
| 33
| 2019
| Sentenced to death
| Butthurt [[otaku]] who sperged out after the KyoAni [[anime]] studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Batshit insane|Erik Solbakke Hansen]]
| 35
| 17
| 1973
| Institutionalized
| Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, [[win|got away with it]], and wasn't caught until [[holy shit|14 years later]] when he [[idiot|fucked up]] and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Palestine|Team Black September]]
| 34
| 21
| 1973
| Released
| Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later [[victory|released to Palestine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Kadir Çal
| 34
| 7
| 1991
| An hero
| Killed a group of [[Greece|Greek]] tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:UpStairs Lounge arson attack|Unknown]]
| 32
| 15
| 1973
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| The original [[Omar Mateen]], decided to roast some fruits by burning down a gay bar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Unknown
| 32
| 6-9
| 1980
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Anon set fire to a retirement home before escaping and never being found.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMadagascar.png|link{{=}}Madagascar]]
| Unknown
| 32
| ?
| 2022
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| A group of dahalo bandits set fire to several houses.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:Coatzacoalcos nightclub fire|Team Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación]]
| 31
| 11
| 2019
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| A pair of narcos set fire to a nightclub after the owner refused to pay up.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Yunliang
| 27
| 73
| 2009
| An hero
| Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "[[wtf|die differently]]."
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Bruce George Peter Lee
| 26
| 30
| 1973-79
| Incarcerated
| Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| Mahammad Mammadov
| 26
| 4
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| [[Junkie]] who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of [[Troll's Remorse]], he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Morio Tanimoto
| 26
| 1
| 2021
| An hero
| Shinji Aoba wannabe spilled petrol all over the floor of a psychiatric clinic and ignited it. Died in the hospital a few weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Eva Kováčová
| 26
| ?
| 1984
| An hero
| [[16-year-old girl]] sat fire to an institution. Killed herself in 2014 under the name René Lízna and calling herself a man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lanjisu internet cafe fire|Unknown]]
| 25
| 13
| 2002
| V&
| Four pissed off [[Vidya|gamers]] set fire to an internet café that had previously banned them for life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Taoyuan bus fire|Su Ming-cheng]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| 2016
| An hero
| Another bus arsonist, this time in Taiwan, surprisingly [[Victory|leaving no injuries]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter J. Leonard
| 24
| 32
| 1974
| Released
| Burned down a nightclub to cover up a robbery in an adjacent building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Humberto Diaz de la Torre
| 24
| 32
| 1981
| Incarcerated
| [[13 year old boy|Angsty teen]] that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an [[abortion|unborn child]], so it could be 25 depending on your outlook.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagHungary.jpg|25px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Szilveszter Matuska
| 22
| 120+
| 1930-31
| Dead?
| Dapper engineer that [[sick fuck|literally got off]] on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but [[epic win|escaped from prison and was never seen again]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png|25px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Pedro Arredondo
| 22
| 6
| 1978
| Incarcerated
| Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Unknown
| 21
| 27
| 2024
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Another arson school attack in africa and another escaped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Mahdia school fire|15-year-old girl]]
| 20
| 29
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Set fire to her school dorm because she was pissed that her phone got taken away.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Yongping
| 17
| 32
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped [[loser|only to be captured hours later]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Cairo restaurant fire|Unknown]]
| 17
| 6
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Two young males threw a molotov at a bar after being denied access.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olavi Karhu
| 15
| ~20
| 1959
| An hero
| A batshit insane inmate set fire to his cell after putting his clothes and straw mattress against the door.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Damião Soares dos Santos
| 13
| 37
| 2017
| An hero
| Old [[pedo]] torched a daycare [[an hero|and himself in the process]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| José Luis Limón Espinoza
| 13
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 28-year-old man threw a molotov into a bar after he was refused entry.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Bai Ningyang
| 12
| 5
| 2006
| Executed
| Attacked a kindergarten with gasoline after being rejected by someone who worked there.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Zhu Baoguang
| 12
| 1
| 1994
| Released
| Went to the [[Nonsense|Shek Tsuen Mei Hui Feng]] Bank and set it on fire before getting V& and [[Epic Win|being sentenced to only 20 years in prison, being released in 2007 because of deduction of public holidays]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| David Lauwers
| 11
| 13
| 1994
| Dead
| Deaf hobo set fire to a cinema after an argument with staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexei Marchukov
| 11
| 9
| 2002
| Incarcerated
| Some guy who set fire because according to him, he just wanted to scare his [[MILF]] friend, [[Epic Win|two woman died by jumping while they were trying to escape]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Cao Văn Hùng
| 11
| 2
| 2024
| V&
| 51 year old man set fire to a karaoke bar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Walter Seifert]]
| 10
| 22
| 1964
| [[An Hero]]
| Attacked a school in an epic fashion using a homemade flamethrower and melee weapons. Poisoned himself with rat poison and died in hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 10
| 20
| 2018
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Unknown burned down a whole school killing 10 students and escaped without a trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Todd Hall
| 9
| 11
| 1996
| Dead
| Literal retard who was peer pressured by his friends into igniting a box of fireworks in a fireworks store, killing 6 adults and 2 children. Died in prison in 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Westgate Las Vegas#1981 fire|Philip Bruce Cline]]
| 8
| [[Faggot|350]]
| 1981
| Incarcerated
| Junkie busboy high on weed, cocaine, and angel dust played with fire near a curtain and set a hotel ablaze in [[Las Vegas]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Cristian Leonardo Méndez
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2014
| An hero
| 30-year-old man set fire to a home in [[Ghetto|Merlo]], the blaze killed a couple and their six children, among the dead, was his ex-wife, he committed suicide while in the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Unknown
| 7
| 33
| 2024
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Set fire to a family in [[Faggotry|Le France]] before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 15
| 2008
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Unknown bald man set fire to a student dorm killing six people. He was seen celebrating and talking to medics outside the building while firemen attempted to extinguish the flames, but escaped unidentified.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Alan Wayne Lory
| 6
| 1
| 1995
| Released
| Set fire to a hotel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Samson Øvrevåg
| 6
| 0
| 1683
| Executed
| Lost his farm to another family because he couldn't pay his rent and returned to take his revenge, murdering a servant girl with an axe and burning the children alive before robbing the house of any valuables.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tenho Olavi Rusanen
| 6
| 0
| 1981
| Released
| Set fire to an apartment, sentenced to 3 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Arthur McElhill
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2007
| An hero
| Abusive registered [[sex offender]] father who set his home [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|ablaze]] along with all of his family members, including a [[Awwright|baby]], after his wife was planning on leaving him with the children. When given a rescue ladder to escape from the house, [[Batshit insane|he just grinned and went into the flames]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMongolia.png|link{{=}}Mongolia]]
| L. Naranbaatar
| 6
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Set himself on fire in his house after arguing with his [[Bitch|wife]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:1993 Solingen arson attack|Felix Köhnen, Christian Reher, Christian Buchholz, Markus Gartmann]]
| 5
| 14
| 1993
| Incarcerated1
| Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large [[Turkey|Turkish]] family's house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Raymond Lee Oyler
| 5
| 12
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Serial arsonist who managed to frag 5 firefighters with one of his wildfires.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Sergey Kaverin
| 5
| 5
| 1999
| An hero
| Set fire to a tax office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kyle Alwood
| 5
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| 9-year-old burned down his family mobile home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Zak Bolland, David Worrall, Courtney Brierley
| 5
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Gang of chavs who petrol bombed a house of [[13-year-old boy|some wanker]] they had an argument with. [[Epic Win|Managed to kill all his siblings & mother.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Josef Saller
| 4
| 6
| 1988
| Released
| Neo-nazi burned down a house full of turks. Released in 2001.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Alfon Antonsen
| 4
| 4
| 1980
| An hero
| 54-year-old sheep farmer set fire to his neighbor's house in the middle of the night and fired at survivors with a shotgun before blowing his brains out behind a barn. Known as a strange guy, Alfon would often accuse people of stealing his sheep or being part of "the Black Guerrilla", or threaten to kill everybody in the area.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sari Maaria Leinonen
| 4
| 3
| 2001
| Released
| Burned down a house to avenge her son, who died a month earlier while drinking bad moonshine at a party there. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bal des Ardents|Louis I of Orléans]]
| 4
| 0
| 1393
| Dead
| The king ordered several dancers to perform in a strange game; wearing robes covered in flammable resin, the audience were going to attempt to identify who was who while the performers danced. The brother of the king, Louis used cheat codes and lit fire to the dancers in order to win, resulting in the deaths of 4 performers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Scala case|Team Confederación Nacional del Trabajo]]
| 4
| 0
| 1971
| V&
| Young men threw some molotovs in a party, killing 4 before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| John Leonard Orr
| 4
| 0
| 1984-91
| Incarcerated
| An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 4
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| Pissed off about getting kicked for his home, torched it, killing 4 children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 34
| 2025
| V&
| 72-year-old batshit insane patient set ablaze the hospital and killed 3 people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 24
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| 64-year-old man set fire to a nursing home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Michael Peters, Lars Christiansen
| 3
| 9
| 1992
| Incarcerated
| Neo-nazis who fire bombed the houses of two turkish families. Snuffed out two [[lolis]] and one of their [[Oldfag|grandmother.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Karim Abbas, Zakhariya Hassan
| 3
| 5
| 2010
| Released
| Set fire to a pizzeria owned by brothers Araz and Aram Bibani in an insurance scam plot. All four were sentenced to between 9 and 11 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Tanskanen
| 3
| 1
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Set fire to a house and killed some of his friends. Escaped from prison in 2008.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Justo Fernando Barrientos
| 3
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Oldfag screamed at some random lesbians before throwing a molotov at them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2022
| An hero
| Burned down his friends and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Darren Patrick Clover
| 3
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Hobo who torched his ex-girlfriend, her daughter and new lover. [[Lulz|Those retards chained themselves inside thinking that they would be safer.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Lefter Canaj
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| An hero
| Dyalisis patient set the ward alight after an argument. [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rvazh8fi.mp4 This was captured by CCTV].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Paul Kenneth Keller
| 3
| 0
| 1992-93
| Incarcerated
| Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| DPP
| 2
| 6
| 2020
| Unknown
| Some terrorists threw molotov cocktails into a family house, killing the mother and a child and wounding 6 more.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juhani Helmeri Koivuniemi
| 2
| 2
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A man in Kauhajoki set fire to a house. One of the dead was a fireman who rescued the two injured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mikael Turunen
| 2
| 1
| 2002
| Released
| Robbed a house while a party was going on, waited until they all passed out and set fire to the house. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jonas Olsson
| 2
| 1
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| 39-year-old locked his kids in a cabin and set it on fire. He was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMonaco.png|link{{=}}Monaco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Edmond Safra#Later life and death|Theodore Maher]]
| 2
| 0
| 1999
| Released
| Set fire to [[Sand nigger|Edmond Safra]]'s home and pulled the alarm just to save him and look like [[An hero|a hero]], [[Lol|ended up killing safra and a nurse]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ronja Johanna Emilia Heino
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| Incarcerated
| 23-year-old mother set fire to her apartment killing her young sons. She was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sini Åkerberg
| 2
| 0
| 2005
| An hero
| Drugged her kids and burned down the house while her eldest son Harri was at school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Nina Elizabeth de Lange Davies
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| An hero
| Mother drugged her daughters and set the house on fire to avoid losing custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Bretón Gómez
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Father burnt his 2 sleeping children in a chimney.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Tapani Tihinen
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Burned down his house with gasoline and gas tanks to spite his wife and tried to slit his own throat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Satu Ingalsuo
| 2
| 0
| 2017
| Institutionalized
| Woman set fire to her grandmother's house. Previously, Satu changed her name to all sorts of things and complained about her problems on Facebook and YouTube.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Haruo Hayashizaki
| 1
| 26
| 2015
| An hero
| [[Oldfag]] who wanted to go out in a blaze of glory...literally. Decided the best way to do this was to set himself alight on a bullet train. Managed to get one frag because of this.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lasse Göran Laakso
| 1
| 2
| 2001
| Released
| Set fire to his house, killing his wife and injuring his kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Aarnilamme
| 1
| 1
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| 41-year-old alcoholic set fire to his friends house for some reason. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| John David Jones
| 1
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| American immigrant set fire to his house, killing his wife and almost killing his son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Antonio Cabanillas
| 1
| 0
| 1984
| Dead
| Burnt the bed mother of [[Puerto Hurraco Shooting|the Izquierdo family]], but in 1986 was stabbed by one of the brothers, Jeronimo and severely wounded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Juhani Nyman
| 1
| 0
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| 49-year-old captured a believed thief, chained him up in a basement for 12 days before pouring gasoline on him and burning him alive.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Petteri Räsänen
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Poured gasoline on a woman and set her on fire after arguing about alcohol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika-Matti Mäkelä
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Released
| Set fire to an abandoned car for the lulz, unknowingly killing a hobo that was sleeping in the back seat. Sentenced to 10 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Teuvo Päiviö Saarinen
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Released
| Delusional man set fire to his disabled wife's bed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henna-Mari Sofia Viitanen
| 1
| 0
| 2011
| Released
| 27-year-old drug addict set fire to a man sleeping at a bus stop along with her two friends. Sentenced to 9 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hilkka Annikki Alanko
| 1
| 0
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| 53-year-old alcoholic set fire to her house, killing her husband.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Juhani Taavitsainen
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 37-year-old [[sick fuck]] burned his aunt alive and forced his uncle to watch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ritva Maria Leppänen
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 62-year-old woman poured flammable liquids on her 68-year-old boyfriend and lit him on fire because he didn't take her dog's disappearance seriously. She had tried to burn him up in 2011 and 2013 as well.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Salo Jussi
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| Insane man set fire to a house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fdd900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| Franck Kelin Holguín
| 0
| 35
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Tried to pull the Caribeaner version of the Daegu subway fire, but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fdd900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 35
| 2024
| Escaped
| Threw a molotov in a classroom, wounding 34 students and a teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fdd900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Lose|Won]]
| 0
| 22
| 2025
| V&
| Korean geezer set ablaze the Seoul subway, wounding himself by smoke inhalation before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fdd900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anonymous girl
| 0
| 17
| 2007
| V&
| Yet another fucking suomi. Burned up a nuthouse before she got V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#fdd900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Mr. A
| 0
| 11
| 2025
| An hero
| Korean man in his 60s used a flamethrower with pesticide to set ablaze the building before an hero. He also put cash for his sick mother in the hospital and apologized to his own family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fea100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Garnet Bell
| 0
| 6
| 1994
| Dead
| [[You|46-year-old unemployed]] irishman who just like [[Walter Seifert]], created a homemade flamethrower to kill some random students with it, [[Epic Fail|sadly he failed at killing anyone and only injured 6 people]], he was then arrested and sentenced to six life sentences but died from cancer in 1997.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffa100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 6
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Tried to kill his family, burning down his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffa100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown duo
| 0
| 2
| 2024
| Escaped
| 2 guys torched a synagogue, leaving 2 people wounded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffa100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Paul Streeton
| 0
| 1
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| Burned up an aboriginal ausfailian, beacause his skin color was ugly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffa100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| 2025
| V& (and wounded)
| Tried to burn his jailbait girlfriend alive, himself too, failed and got V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Temple of Artemis#Destruction|Herostratus]]
| 0
| 0
| [[Oldfag|356 BC]]
| Executed
| Set fire to the Temple of Artemis because he was desperate for some fame, possibly the first attention whore in human history.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Thomas Briggs]]
| 0
| 0
| 2009
| Released
| 16 year old Britfag Newgrounds user who made got his plans thwarted after posting his plans to set fire to his school. Moved to Australia after his release from prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Musab Mohammaed Masmari
| 0
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| [[Mudslime]] who wanted to purge the earth of [[fags]] with the holy hellfire of Allah. [[Epic Fail|The bartender managed to put out within seconds however.]] [[Dumbass|Nice going, towel head.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 0
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Torched a mosque and left graffiti saying "For Brenton Tarrant -t. /pol/", but failed to kill or injure any mudslimes. A month later, he went for the High Score again, this time on FPS Single Player at a synagogue.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [https://youtube.fandom.com/es/wiki/La_Galera#Funa Iván]
| 0
| 0
| 2022
| Alive
| A [[Leafy|commentary youtuber]], who, after being accused of leaking some hot bitch's nudes, tried to [[an hero]] [[Aaron Bushnell|by setting himself on fire]] [[Retard|in his parents home]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Aaron Bushnell]]
| 0
| 0
| 2024
| An hero
| Immolated himself and shouted "Free Palestine!" repeatedly. By the time the pigs arrived at the scene, it was already too late.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| 0
| 0
| 2024
| V&
| Set ablaze a chapel, failing to burn it complete and published his fail to Twitter. Days later, he went again for the high score, like John Earnest, in his school, on Hack'N'Slash section.
|}}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/FPS Co-Op Mode

2026-06-17T12:00:36Z

P0008874:

Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.
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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#01cf55"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:Camp Speicher massacre|Team IS]]
| 1095-1700
| ?
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#01cf55"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Musha Church massacre|Team Hutu]]
| 1180-1200
| ?
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#01cf55"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|link{{=}}Congo]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Christmas massacres|Team LRA]]
| 620-860+
| ?
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#01cf55"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 massacre of Sri Lankan Police officers|Team LTTE]]
| 600-774
| ?
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#05c830"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Barsalogho attack|Team JNIM]]
| 600+
| 300+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#05c830"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:My Lai massacre|US Army]]
| 504
| ?
| N
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Napalpí massacre|Argentine Police]]
| 400+
| ?
| N
| 1924
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Beslan school siege|Team Riyad-us Saliheen]]
| 385+
| 783
| N3
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Walisongo school massacre|Team Red Group]]
| 367
| ?
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Re'im music festival massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 364
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017 Sinai mosque attack|Team IS]]
| 311
| 122+
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qelem Wollega massacre|Team Oromo Liberation Army]]
| 306+
| 36
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Team Hutu
| 300
| ?
| N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|23px|link{{=}}Angola]]
| [[Wikipedia:2001 Angola train attack|Team UNITA]]
| 252
| 165
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|23px|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Team Hutu
| 231-300
| ?
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Dacca University massacre|Team Al-Badr]]
| 200+
| ?
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagElSalvador.png|23px|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| [[Wikipedia:El Calabozo massacre|Team Atlácatl Battalion]]
| 200+
| ?
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#15c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 San Fernando massacre|Team Los Zetas]]
| 193
| 0
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Indiaminiflag.gif|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Mumbai attacks|Team Lashkar-e-Taiba]]
| 175
| 600+
| N4
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Peshawar school massacre|Team Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan]]
| 149
| 132
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|Team IS]]
| 145
| 551
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tillia massacres|Team IS]]
| 141
| ?
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Be'eri massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 135
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Moscow theater hostage crisis|Team Riyad-us Saliheen]]
| 132
| 700+
| N - 40
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Paris Mass Shooting|Team IS]]
| 130
| 368
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c905"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHaiti.png|23px|link{{=}}Haiti]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Pont-Sondé attack|Team Gran Grif Gang]]
| 115+
| 50+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#20c906"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gikondo massacre|Team Hutu]]
| 110
| ?
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#36c906"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Maraş massacre|Team Grey Wolves]]
| 105-180
| [[Fail|1000-3000]]
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#36c906"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tochni massacre|Team EOKA B]]
| 84
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#36c906"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aleppo Artillery School massacre|Team Muslim Brotherhood]]
| 83
| ?
| N13
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#36c906"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Bamako attacks|Team al-Qaeda]]
| 81-100
| 255+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#36c906"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chain murders of Iran|Team SAVAMA]]
| 80+
| ?
| N
| [[Epic Win|1988-1998]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#35ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nahal Oz massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 73
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#35ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philipines]]
| [[Wikipedia:Manili Massacre|Team Ilaga]]
| 70
| ?
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#35ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|22px|link{{=}}Niger]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Adab-Dab attack|Team IS]]
| 69
| ?
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#35ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|22px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sunchon tunnel massacre|Team KPA]]
| 68
| 21
| N
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#35ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Westgate shopping mall attack|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 67
| 175
| N1
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#42ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2006 São Paulo violence outbreak|Team Primeiro Comando da Capital]]
| 62
| 53
| N - 79
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#42ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|23px|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:Luxor massacre|Team Al-Jama'a al-Islamiyya]]
| 62
| 26+
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#42ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:1975 Monte Chingolo attack|Argentine Army]]
| 62
| 25
| N
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#42ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Monterrey casino attack|Team Los Zetas]]
| 52
| 10
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#42ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kfar Aza massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 52
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#42ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChad.png|23px|link{{=}}Chad]]
| Chad security forces
| 50+
| 12+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTimorLeste.png|link{{=}}East Timor]]
| Team Fretilin
| 48
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mpondwe school massacre|Team ADF]]
| 42
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mamudo school massacre|Boko marak]]
| 42
| 6+
| N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Owo church attack|Team IS]]
| 41
| 61+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|23px|link{{=}}Congo]]
| Security forces of DR Congo
| 39
| 94
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|23px|link{{=}}Niger]]
| [[Wikipedia:Agadez and Arlit attacks|Team MUJAO]]
| 36
| 30~
| N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia: Taksim Square massacre|Team Grey Wolves]]
| 34
| 136
| N
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Zhaodong Massacre|Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai]]
| 32
| 16
| Y, N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Kunming attack|Team TIP]]
| 31
| 143
| N1
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Akshardham Temple attack|Murtaza Hafiz Yasin, Ashraf Ali Mohammad Farooq]]
| 31
| 80+
| N1, N1
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|22px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Blue House raid|Team KPA]]
| 30
| 66
| Y - 1, N - 30
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTimorLeste.png|link{{=}}East Timor]]
| Team União Democrática Timorense
| 30
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Ouagadougou attacks|Team Al-Qaeda]]
| 30
| 56+
| N1 - 4, N - 3
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Maoists
| 29
| ?
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:2003 Nasiriyah bombing|Team Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad]]
| 28
| 104
| N1,N1
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 28
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brabant killers|Team Brabant]]
| 28
| 22
| N
| [[Epic Win|1981-1985]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kupiansk civilian convoy shelling|Russian Army]]
| 26
| 3
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nir Oz massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 25
| ?
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Team IS
| 23
| 23
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shankill Butchers|Shankill Butchers]]
| 23+
| ?
| N
| [[Epic Win|1975-1982]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Unknown
| 23
| ?
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Dagestan attacks|Team IS]]
| 22
| 45
| N1
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bardo National Museum attack|Disputed between Team IS and Al-Qaeda]]
| 22
| 42
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[WIkipedia:Bacha Khan University attack|Team Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan]]
| 22+
| 12+
| N, N, N, N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Neve Shalom Synagogue massacre|Team Abu Nidal Organization]]
| 22
| 6
| Y, Y
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Mingfang, Wang Mingchao
| 21
| 5
| N, N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Titanic_Express_massacre|Team FNL]]
| 21
| [[Epic Win| 0]]
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wang Zongfang and Wang Zongwei|Wang Zongfang, Wang Zongwei]]
| 20+
| 9
| N1,N1
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Unknown
| 20
| 9
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Bamako hotel attack|Al-Mourabitoun]]
| 20
| 7-9
| N1,N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Phoolan Devi#Behmai massacre|Phoolan Devi's gang]]
| 20
| 2
| N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| [[Wikipedia:May 2020 Tillabéri massacres|Team IS]]
| 20+
| 0
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Netiv HaAsara attack|Team Hamas]]
| 20+
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|23px|link{{=}}Peru]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juliaca massacre|Peruvian national police]]
| 18
| 100+
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Lusikisiki shootings|Unknown]]
| 18
| 5
| N, N, N, N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Unknown
| 18
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 17
| 14
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:D.C. sniper attacks|John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo]]
| 17
| 10
| N2, N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Kashgar attack|Kurbanjan Hemit, Abdurahman Azat]]
| 16
| 16
| N, N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Bondi Beach Unjewing|Sajid Akram, Naveed Akram]]
| 15
| 39
| N, N1
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| [[Wikipedia:José Miculax Bux|José Miculax Bux, Mariano Macú Miculax]]
| 15
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 1946
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[LOLympic_Games#Past_Olympic_Lulz|Team Black September]]
| 15
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine|Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold]]
| 14
| 23 (20 by the team)
| Y, Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[San Bernardino Shooting|Syed Farook, Tashfeen Malik]]
| 14
| 17
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Team Barrio Azteca
| 14
| 8
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 14
| 3
| N, N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHonduras.png|link{{=}}Honduras]]
| [[Wikipedia:Los Horcones massacre|Honduran Army]]
| 14
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Jean-Pierre Lardanchet, André Friedli
| 14
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKosovo.png|link{{=}}Kosovo]]
| [[Wikipedia:Staro Gracko massacre|Unknown]]
| 14
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kissufim massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 14
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:ru:Расстрел на Привокзальной площади Курска|Victor Korshunov, Yuri Surovtsev]]
| 13
| 11
| N, N
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017 Ayorou attack|Team IS]]
| 13
| 5
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bonnie and Clyde|Bonnie Parker, Clyde Barrow]]
| 13
| 1
| N1, N1
| [[Epic Win|1932-1934]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlgeria.png|23px|link{{=}}Algeria]]
| Unknown
| 13
| 1
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Holit massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 13
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 12
| 14
| N1,N
| 1952
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Charlie Hebdo|Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi]]
| 12
| 11
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Unknown
| 12
| 1
| N,N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Operation Albania|Team CNI]]
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Anwar Sadat|Khalid al-Islambuli, Muhammad Abd al-Salam Faraj]]
| 11
| 28
| N,N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Rwandan police
| 11
| 20+
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Enoch Brown school massacre|Unknown]]
| 11
| 1
| N, N, N, N
| 1764
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robledo Puch|Robledo Puch, Jorge Ibáñez]]
| 11
| 1
| N, N
| [[Epic Win|1971–1972]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kumatarō Kido and Yagorō Tani|Kumatarō Kido, Yagorō Tani]]
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Murder of the Romanov family|Team Bolshevik]]
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Starkweather, Caril Ann Fugate
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| [[Epic Win|1957-1958]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTimorLeste.png|link{{=}}East Timor]]
| Team Mahidi
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|23px|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Unknown
| 11
| ?
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Karpalak Ambush|Macedonian Army]]
| 10
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:National Socialist Underground murders|Uwe Mundlos, Uwe Böhnhardt, Beate Zschäpe]]
| 10
| 1
| N, N, N
| [[Epic Win|2000-2007]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]] [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wolfgang Abel and Marco Furlan|Wolfgang Abel, Marco Furlan]]
| 10+
| 1
| N, N
| 1977-1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marseille bar massacre|Unknown]]
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N, N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Unknown
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N, N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|23px|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Unknown
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Puerto Hurraco Shooting|Antonio Izquierdo, Emilio Izquierdo]]
| 9
| 12
| Y12, N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Almaz Shageev, Mikhail Sukhorukov
| 9
| 2
| Y, N11
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Waddell Buddhist temple shooting|Johnathan Doody, Allesandro Garcia]]
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tukhchar massacre|Team Islamic International Peacekeeping Brigade]]
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:pt:Chacina de Colombo|Marcos Taverna, Marcos Proceke]]
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Emival Menezes Lima, Carlos Roberto Ximenes
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[London Bridge Attack 2017|Khuram Shazad Butt, Rachid Redouane, Youssef Zaghba]]
| 8
| 48
| N1, N1, N1
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArmenia.png|23px|link{{=}}Armenia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Armenian parliament shooting|Nairi Hunanyan, Karen Hunanyan, Vram Galstyan, Derenik Ejanyan, Eduard Grigoryan]]
| 8
| 30+
| N, N, N, N, N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu SYL Hotel attack and siege|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 8
| 27
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dale Hausner and Samuel Dieteman|Dale Hausner, Samuel Dietman]]
| 8
| 19
| Y12, N
| [[Epic Win|2005-2006]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 18
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Walter Jones, William Jones
| 8
| 14
| N, N
| 1913
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCameroon.png|link{{=}}Cameroon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kumba school massacre|Unknown 11 attackers]]
| 8
| 13
| N·11
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
| 8
| 11
| Y, N11
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Antonio Toling, Jose Toling
| 8
| 9
| N,N
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSVirgin.png|link{{=}}US Virgin Islands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fountain Valley massacre| Ishmael LaBeet, Beaumont Gereau, Meral Smith, Warren Ballentine, Raphael Joseph]]
| 8
| 8
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Team 12 Apóstoles
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vejce ambush|Team NLA]]
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kareeboomvloer massacre|Sylvester Beukes, Gavin Beukes]]
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kouré shooting|Team IS]]
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| [https://web.archive.org/web/20240818150418/https://amok.fandom.com/wiki/Hluboky_amok_case Unknown]
| 7
| ?
| N, Y
| 1540
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Jaffa shooting|Muhammad Chalaf Sahar Rajab, Hassan Muhammad]]
| 7
| 17
| N,N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Gusti Belem, Pasuwati
| 7-12
| 13-15
| N,N14
| 1887
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [https://web.archive.org/web/20240927171204/https://amok.fandom.com/wiki/Thua_Thien-Hue_amok_case Unknown]
| 7
| 4
| Y,Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Alexandre Gaferiza, Joseph Furaha
| 7
| 4
| N,N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Castel Volturno massacre|Team Casalesi clan]]
| 7
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Van Hiep V.,Trong D.C.
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Michael Legg, Frederic Rogers
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sofitel massacre|Jean Roussel, François Arpinot, Gérard Rolland]]
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| Zurab Chkheidze, Petre Kamkamidze
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]]
| Jean Carlos Hernández, Reynaldo Cuadra Mc[[Beaner|Bean]]
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sinop massacre|Ezequias Souza Ribeiro, Edgar Ricardo de Oliveira]]
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N1, N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Beit She'an attack|Omar Rub, Yousef Rub]]
| 6
| 34
| N1, N1
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagOman.png|link{{=}}Oman]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Muscat mosque shooting|Team IS]]
| 6
| 28
| N1
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 19
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008–2009 neo-Nazi murders of Roma in Hungary|Árpád Kiss, István Kiss, Zsolt Pető]]
| 6
| 5
| N,N,N
| [[Epic Win|2008-2009]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Young Brothers massacre|Henry Young, Jennings Young]]
| 6
| 3
| N1,N1
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Dmitry Belkov, Andrey Bogdashin
| 6
| 3
| N1,N1
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Alberto Jiménez Rodríguez, Yair Farfán Moore
| 6
| 2
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Smyshlyaev, Yevgeny Samoilov
| 6
| 1
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Salvador Marino, Elvira Farulla
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1980 Ispaster attack|Team ETA]]
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Luca feud#The Duisburg massacre|Giovanni Strangio, Giuseppe Nirta]]
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Noah David Beard, Angel Uriarte
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Famo gangsters
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Turkish Aerospace Industries headquarters attack|Team PKK]]
| 5
| 22
| N1,N1
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Revenge of the Soga Brothers|Soga Sukenari, Soga Tokimune]]
| 5+
| 18+
| N,N2
| [[Oldfag|1193]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Greensboro massacre|Team American Nazi Party & Team Ku Klux Klan]]
| 5
| 12+
| N,N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Apoquindo massacre|Team MJL]]
| 5
| 12
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Obafemi Awolowo University massacre|Team Black Axe]]
| 5
| 11
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Attempted assassination of Augusto Pinochet|Team FPMR]]
| 5
| 11
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 Westside Middle School shooting|Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden]]
| 5
| 10
| N,N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sean Graham bookmakers' shooting|Team Ulster Defence Association]]
| 5
| 9
| N,N
| 1992
|- Style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pescopagano massacre|Team La Torre Clan]]
| 5
| 7
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Marciano Aguiar González, Juana Correa Villalba, Walter Escobar, Wilson Escobar
| 5
| 6
| N, N, N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1980 Zarautz attack|Team ETA]]
| 5
| 5
| N,N,N,N,N,N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Rodrigo Castro Salas, Carlos Vargas Durán
| 5
| 3
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2019 Jersey City shooting|David Anderson, Francine Graham]]
| 5
| 3
| N1, N1
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 5
| 0
| N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Smilkovci Lake killings|Agim Ismailovic, Afrim Ismailovic, Alil Demiri, Fejzi Aziri, Haki Aziri]]
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N, N ,N, N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Unknown
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFalkland.png|link{{=}}Falklands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Antonio Rivero#Victims|Antonio Rivero, Juan Brasido, José Luna, Manuel González, Luciano Flores, Manuel Godoy, Felipe Salazar, M. Latorre]]
| 5
| 0
| N - 9
| 1833
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:1975 Fox Street siege|David Protter, Charles Protter]]
| 4
| 51
| N,N
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Boko Haram
| 4
| 17
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Aleksandr Zhidkov, Michael Veretel'nik
| 4
| 14
| N2, N2
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kent State Shootings|Ohio National Guard]]
| 4
| 9
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:June 2016 Tel Aviv shooting|Khalid al-Mahmara, Muhammad Mahmara]]
| 4
| 7
| N,N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Battle of Broken Hill|Badsha Mahommed Gool, Mullah Abdullah]]
| 4
| 7
| N1,N1
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|23px|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| Jermaine Curry, Peter Rolle, Justin Williams
| 4
| 6
| N, N, N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Team IS
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Newhall incident|Jack Twinning, Bobby Davis]]
| 4
| 1
| Y, Y12
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wikipedia:Josef Kott and Michael Kutílek|Josef Kott, Michael Kutílek]]
| 4
| 1
| N,N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHaiti.png|23px|link{{=}}Haiti]]
| [[Wikipedia:Virgins of Galindo|Unknown]]
| 4
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1822
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Clutter family murders|Perry Smith, Richard Hickock]]
| 4
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N2, N2
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUruguay.png|link{{=}}Uruguay]]
| Team MLN-T
| 4
| ?
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA2nd
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1980 Markina attack|Team ETA]]
| 4
| 0
| N,N,N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Khrushch, Konstantin Krylov
| 4
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ein HaShlosha massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 4
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:1973 Athens Hellinikon International Airport attack|Team Black September]]
| 3-5
| 55
| N,N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Hialeah shooting|Unknown]]
| 3
| 20
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010 Chechen Parliament attack|Team Caucasus Emirate]]
| 3-20+
| 17-40+
| Y,Y,Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wilno school massacre|Stanisław Ławrynowicz, Janusz Obrąpalski]]
| 3
| 10
| Y,Y
| 1925
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|23px|link{{=}}Angola]]
| [[Wikipedia:Togo national football team attack|Team FLEC-PM]]
| 3
| 9
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|23px|link{{=}}Peru]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japanese embassy hostage crisis|Team MRTA]]
| 3
| 8
| N1 - 14
| [[Win|1996-1997]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|23px|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 8
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBarbados.png|23px|link{{=}}Barbados]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 8
| N, N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 7
| N, N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lisbon Regicide|Alfredo Luís da Costa, Manuel Buíça]]
| 3
| 4
| N1, N1
| 1908
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gladbeck hostage crisis|Hans-Jürgen Rösner, Dieter Degowski]]
| 3
| 4
| N, N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wieambilla shootings|Nathaniel Train, Gareth Train, Stacey Train]]
| 3
| 2
| N1, N1, N1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:2019 Northern British Columbia murders|Kam McLeod, Bryer Schmegelsky]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jerad and Amanda Miller|Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N1, Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shepherd's Bush murders|Harry Roberts, John Duddy, John Witney]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N, N
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dundee school shootings#Perpetrator|Robert Mone, Thomas McCulloch]]
| 35
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA2nd
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA3rd
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Team MIR
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Triple crime|Esteban Pérez Corradi, Cristian Lanatta, Martín Lanatta, Víctor Schilacci, Marcelo Schilacci]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N, N, N, N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Frank Felix, Josh Acosta]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N8
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lavelle Davis, Jimmy Mays
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Team ADF
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tottenham Outrage|Paul Helfeld, Jacob Lepidus]]
| 2
| 21
| Y, Y
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20240817231125/https://amok.fandom.com/wiki/Josefsberg_amok_case Unknown]
| 2
| 21
| N, N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Wikipedia:1981 Vienna synagogue attack|Marwan Hasan, Hesham Mohammed Rajeh]]
| 2
| 18
| N,N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gothenburg pub shooting|Adam Abdulahi, Ahmed Warsame, Jonis Adan, Onur Corap, Josef Hällgren Abdulrahman]]
| 2
| 15
| N, N, N, N, N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Hadera shooting|Ayman Ighbariah, Ibrahim Ighbariah]]
| 2
| 12
| N1, N1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nyamagabe bus shooting|RMDC]]
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1986 FBI Miami shootout|William Matix, Michael Platt]]
| 2
| 5
| N1, N1
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 boogaloo murders|Steven Carrillo, Robert Justus]]
| 2
| 3
| N, N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Milosz Olak, Ronnie Casim Delen
| 2
| 2
| N,N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|23px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Linwood bank robbery|Howard Wilson, John Sim, Ian Donaldson]]
| 2
| 1
| N, N, N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 University of Central Arkansas shooting|Kawin Brockton, Kelsey Perry, Mario Tony, Brandon Wade]]
| 2
| 1
| N, N, N, N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Sven Aage Geisler, Erik Ramdahl
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Team ETA
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA2nd
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA3rd
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA4th
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA5th
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lyle and Erik Menendez|Lyle Menendez, Erik Menendez]]
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Dovgan, Alexander Kochetkov
| 2
| 0
| N, N10
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Murders of Gary Matson and Winfield Mowder|Benjamin Matthew Williams, James Tyler Williams]]
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Marco Ahonen, Juha Mikael Heinonen
| 2
| 0
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJamaica.png|link{{=}}Jamaica]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Famo gangsters
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Monoeche Mabokoane, Motantjeloe Mokoko, Lebitso Rammopo
| 2
| 0
| N, N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Famo gangsters
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:North Hollywood shootout|Larry Phillips Jr, Emil Mătăsăreanu]]
| 1
| 21
| Y, N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Lesotho defence force soldiers
| 1
| 16
| N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Brown, Devondre Phillips.
| 1
| 14
| N, N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Columbus Jones Jr, Braylon Rogers
| 1
| 11
| N, N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Attempted assassination of Pavel Milyukov|Sergey Taboritsky, Pyotr Shabelsky-Bork]]
| 1
| 9
| N, N
| 1922
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Norco shootout|Belisario Delgado, Manuel Delgado, Christopher Harven, Russell Harven, George Smith]]
| 1
| 9
| N, N, N, N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|23px|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Fernando Villavicencio|Team Los Lobos]]
| 1
| 9
| N, N, N, N, N, N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Sanon, James Echols
| 1
| 8
| N, N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[STEM School Highlands Ranch Shooting|Devon Erickson, Alec (Maya) McKinney]]
| 1
| 8
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Alan Pilon, Robert Mason, Jason McVean
| 1
| 4
| Y, Y, Y
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:June 2017 Jerusalem attack|Adel Ankush, Bra'a Salah, Asama Ahmed]]
| 1
| 4
| N1, N1, N1
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]]
| [[Wikipedia:Primeiro Comando da Capital#2017 Paraguay heist|Team Primeiro Comando da Capital]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2005 Indian Institute of Science shooting|Unknown]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Arturo Santato, Egidio Santato
| 1
| 3
| N, N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniFlagMalta.gif|24px|link{{=}}Malta]]
| [[Wikipedia:Murder of Lassana Cisse|Francesco Fenech, Lorin Scicluna]]
| 1
| 3
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pinellas Park High School#School shooting|Jason Harless, Jason McCoy]]
| 1
| 3
| N,N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Brito Navarro Francisco Javier Picatoste Arnaldo
| 1
| 3
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag Belgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Clown Tobi|Kevin Lapeire, Dietwin Hægeman]]
| 1
| 36
| N, N7
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Killing of David Byrne|Unknown]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Famo gangsters
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]]
| [[Wikipedia:1970 Asunción Israeli Embassy attack|Miguel Adapo, Cando Kalek]]
| 1
| 1
| N, N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKosovo.png|link{{=}}Kosovo]]
| Anonymous men
| 1
| 1
| N, N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Istanbul church shooting|Team IS]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Tadgh O'Sullivan, Diarmuid O'Sullivan
| 1
| 0
| Y, Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Francisco Salvatto, Giovanni Lauro
| 1
| 0
| N, N
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N,N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abdi İpekçi#Murder|Oral Çelik, Mehmet Ali Ağca]]
| 1
| 0
| N,N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alan Berg#Assassination and aftermath|Team The Order]]
| 1
| 0
| N9
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Rutherford, Jonathan Moore, Joseph Burris
| 1
| 0
| N, N, N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Chechclear|Unknown]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:NOKAS robbery|Team NOKAS]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Akash Yadav, Vikas Yadav
| 1
| 0
| N, N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Muammar_Gaddafi#Eventual_Capture_Super_Mario_Style_and_Dying_LIKE_A_BOSS_bitch|National Transitional Council]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|23px|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]]
| [[Wikipedia:Héctor Camacho#2012 shooting and death|William Rodríguez, Luis García, Joshua Romero, Jesús Adorno, Juan Rivera]]
| 1
| 0
| N, N, N, N, N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Palau.png|23px|link{{=}}Palau]]
| Hopkins Ngirailild, Nobby Jay
| 1
| 0
| N, N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png|23px|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Famo gangsters
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|}}}
</center>
<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Bomberman

2026-06-17T11:59:57Z

P0008874:

Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qahtaniyah bombings|Al Qaeda]]12
| 792
| 1562+
| Y, Y, Y, Y
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mariupol theatre airstrike|Sergey Atroshchenko]]
| 600
| 130
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:14 October 2017 Mogadishu bombings|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 587+
| 316
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}United States]]
| [[Wikipedia:Amiriyah shelter bombing|Buster Glosson]]
| 408+
| ?
| N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iram]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Karrada bombing|Team IS]]
| 341
| 246+
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air India Flight 182|Babbar Khalsa]]
| 329
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bombing of Plaza de Mayo|Argentine Army]]
| 308
| ?
| N11, N11, N11
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian apartment bombings|Ibn Al-Khattab, Achemez Gochiyayev]]
| 307
| 1000+
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:1983 Beirut barracks bombings|Team Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 305
| 150
| Y, Y
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Parthenon#Partial destruction|Venetian Army]]
| 300
| ?
| N
| 1687
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17|Igor Girkin]]
| 298
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Liceu Escolar de Lleida|Team Bando Nacional]]
| 291-700+
| ?
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Iran Air Flight 655|US Army]]
| 290
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pan Am Flight 103|Team PFLP-GC]]12
| 270
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|ISIS & Thowheeth Jama'ath]]
| 269
| 500+
| Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Korean Air Lines Flight 007|Gennadiy Osipovich]]
| 269
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:Metrojet Flight 9268|Team IS]]
| 224
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 United States embassy bombings|Al-Qaeda]]
| 213
| 4000+
| Y
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Bali bombings|Al Qaeda & Jemaah Islamiyah]]
| 202
| 209
| Y, Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004 Madrid train bombings|Al Qaeda]]
| 193
| 2050
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Kabul airport attack|ISIS-KP]]
| 183+
| 150+
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752|Team Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps]]
| 176
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCongo.png|link{{=}}Congo]]
| [[Wikipedia:UTA Flight 772|Team Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 170
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Timothy McVeigh]]
| 168
| 680+
| N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| [[Wikipedia:St. Nedelya Church assault|Petar Zadgorski, Abadzhiev Pavlov, Asen Pavlov, Nikola Petrov]]
| 150
| 500
| N, N, N, N
| 1925
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1993 Sukhumi airliner attacks|Unknown]]
| 136
| 53
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese_destroyer_Guangzhou_(160)#Explosion_in_1978|Lai Sanyang]]
| 134
| 28
| Y
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|22px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Korean Air Flight 858|Kim Hyon-hui & Kim Seung-il]]
| 115
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|23px|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gulf Air Flight 771|Team Abu Nidal Organization]]
| 112
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Avianca Flight 203|Dandeny Muñoz]]
| 110
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shijiazhuang bombings|Jin Ruchao]]
| 108
| 38
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPalestine.png|23px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| [[Wikipedia:Yahya Ayyash|Yahya Ayyash]]
| 101
| 338
| N2
| 1993-1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 100
| 110+
| Y
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bolgrad palace bombing|Unknown]]
| 100
| ?
| N
| 1921
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kerman bombings|Team IS]]
| 94
| 284
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004 Russian aircraft bombings|Amanta Nagayeva & Satsita Dzhebirkhanova]]
| 90
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Hongqing
| 89+
| 98+
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ahmad Qasir|Ahmad Qasir]]
| 89+
| 55
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:2005 Sharm El Sheikh bombings|Abdullah Azzam Brigades]]
| 88
| ~150
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qitaihe bombing|Xu Fenghao & Xu Fengde]]
| 86
| 222
| N, N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:AMIA bombing|Hezbollah]]
| 85
| 300
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bologna massacre|Team Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari]]
| 85
| 200+
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alexander Keith Jr.|Alexander Keith]]
| 81-83
| 200
| Y
| 1875
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cathay Pacific Flight 700Z|Unknown]]
| 81
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Itavia Flight 870|Unknown]]
| 81
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Team IS
| 80
| 260
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Chingis Yunusogly Rzayev
| 80
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| [[Wikipedia:Siberia Airlines Flight 1812|Ukrainian Army]]
| 78
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010_Kampala_bombings|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 74
| 85
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cubana de Aviación Flight 455|Freddy Lugo & Hernan Lozano]]
| 73
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Sri Lanka Army
| 71
| 150
| N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Greece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cyprus Airways Flight 284|Team EOKA]]12
| 66
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1967
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Peshawar mosque attack|Julaybib al-Kabuli]]
| 62
| 196
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zliten truck bombing|Abu al-Abbas al-Muhajir]]
| 60
| 200
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kramatorsk railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 60
| 110+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:1982-1983 Tyre headquarters bombings#Second bombing|Team Hezbollah]]
| 60
| ~40
| Y
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1986 Sudan Airways Fokker F-27 shootdown|Team SPLA]]
| 60
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRhodesia.png|link{{=}}Rhodesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Rhodesia Flight 827|Team ZIPRA]]
| 59
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Alekseychik
| 58
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 57
| 50
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:7/7|Al Qaeda]]
| 56
| 700
| Y - 4
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dedebit Elementary School airstrike|Ethiopian Army]]
| 56-59
| 30–126+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:20 September 2024 Beirut attack|Israeli Army]]
| 55
| 68+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 54
| 80
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Olenivka prison massacre|Russian Army]]
| 53+
| 75+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 21|Unknown]]
| 52
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chasiv Yar missile strike|Russian Army]]
| 48
| 9+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Dnipro residential building airstrike|Russian Army]]
| 46
| 80
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 45
| 126
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Andrew Kehoe]]
| 44
| 58
| Y
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Gilbert Graham]]
| 44
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Continental Airlines Flight 11|Thomas Doty]]
| 44
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1962
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Team IS
| 43
| 230
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:City Point, Virginia#Confederate_sabotage|John Maxwell]]
| 43-300
| 126+
| N10
| 1864
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia residential building airstrikes|Russian Army]]
| 43+
| 89+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Lebanon electronic device attacks|Israeli Army]]
| 42
| 4000
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:1965 Saigon bombing|Team Viet Cong]]
| 42
| 80
| N
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kunduz hospital airstrike|US Army]]
| 42
| 30
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Chucai
| 42
| 27
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wall Street bombing|Team Galleanisti]]
| 39
| 143+
| N
| 1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Azerbaijan Airlines Flight 8243|Kadyrovites]]
| 38
| 29
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNepal.png|23px|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Badarmude bus explosion|Team Communist Party of Nepal]]
| 38-53
| 71
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 37
| 137
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:Philippine Airlines Flight 215|Unknown]]
| 36
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:2003 Casablanca bombings|Team Salafia Jihadia]]
| 34
| ~100
| Y - 11
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Hezbollah headquarters strike|Israeli Army]]
| 33+
| 195+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Şeyh Abdurrahman Alagöz
| 33
| 104
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:National Airlines Flight 2511|Julian Frank]]
| 33
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia civilian convoy attack|Russian Army]]
| 32
| 88
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Team IS
| 31
| 260
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Gao Haiping
| 31
| 127
| Y
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Passover massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 30
| 140
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabab
| 30
| 40
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Ali
| 30
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Gwoza bombings|Team IS]]
| 29
| 48
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSudan.png|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| Unknown
| 28
| 37
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1994 Baku Metro bombings|Oktay Gurbanov, Lezghin Azer Aslanov]]
| 27
| 91
| Y,N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Donetsk attack|Ukrainian Army]]
| 27
| 25
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia: 2024 Quetta railway station bombing|Team Balochistan Liberation Army]]
| 26
| 60
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Mateu Morral Roca
| 25
| 100
| Y
| 1906
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 25
| 49
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chaplyne railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 25
| 31
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Unknown
| 25-28
| 10-12
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Tatarnikov
| 23
| ?
| Y
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Albert Guay
| 23
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Team MPM
| 23
| 110
| N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Ariana Grande Massacre|Salman Ramadan Abedi]]
| 22
| 239
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Santiago Salvador Franch
| 22
| 35
| Y
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:1992 Buenos Aires Israeli embassy bombing|Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 21
| 242
| Y
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John McNamara, James McNamara
| 21
| 100+
| N, N
| 1910
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kremenchuk shopping mall attack|Russian Army]]
| 21
| 56
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Asadbek Madiyarov
| 21+
| 50+
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Rahama Tullah
| 21
| 47
| N
| {{Hover|1980|Some argue that it happened sometime in the 70s}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hipercor_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 21
| 45
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alas Chiricanas Flight 00901|Ali Hawa Jamal]]
| 21
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:1985–86 Paris attacks|Team CSPPA]]
| 20
| 255
| N
| [[Epic Win|1985-1986]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tarnów_train_station_bombing|Antoni Guzy]]
| 20
| 35
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu tea shop bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 20
| 10
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia_miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ghriba synagogue bombing|Al Qaeda]]
| 19
| 30+
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004_Dhemaji_school_bombing|Team ULFA]]
| 18
| 40
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Hu Baoqiang
| 17
| 40
| Y
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Minsk Metro bombing|Dzmitry Kanavalau, Uladzislau Kavalyou]]
| 15
| 204
| N, N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Reynaldo Barde
| 15
| 70
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing|Akbarzhon Jalilov]]
| 15
| 64
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thenmozhi Rajaratnam
| 15
| 43
| Y
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Tbilisi–Agdam bus bombing|Armen Mikhailovich Avanesyan, Mikhail Mikhailovich Tatevosov]]
| 15-20
| 16-30
| N,N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Israeli Army
| 14
| 30
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Pero Raecivich
| 14
| 15
| Y
| 1942
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:16 March 2022 Chernihiv breadline attack|Russian Army]]
| 14
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cafetería_Rolando_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 13
| 71
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Raul de Oliveira
| 13
| 1
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Gundolf Köhler
| 12
| 211
| N3
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Majdal Shams attack|Team Hezbollah]]
| 12
| 42+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Plaza_República_Dominicana_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 12
| 32
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px|link{{=}}Tajikistan]]
| Bobomurad Ismatov
| 12
| 28
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Juvénal Habyarimana and Cyprien Ntaryamira|Team Front Patriotique Rwandais]]12
| 12
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaragoza barracks bombing|Team ETA]]
| 11
| 88
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 United States embassy bombings|Al-Qaeda]]
| 11
| 85
| N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Stepan Khalturin
| 11
| 56
| N10
| 1880
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|24px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| A. H. Hassan
| 11
| 30+
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 11
| 25
| N10
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|24px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Vitoon Sulngarm
| 11
| 12
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Krasnodar bus bombing|Peter Kuzmich Volynsky]]
| 10
| 90
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Justin Angelo Gbaki
| 10
| 32
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mogadishu_tea_shop_bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 18
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu market bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 15
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Johannes Raag
| 10
| 0-4
| N
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:August 2021 Kabul drone strike|US Army]]
| 10
| 0
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Top Coffee bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 9
| 20
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Anonymous soldier
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Rodger Warren
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Serbian Army
| 9
| ?
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 Mitsubishi Heavy Industries bombing|East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front]]
| 8
| 376+
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]
| 8
| 209
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Felice Orsini
| 8
| 142
| N
| 1858
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bannu Cantonment attack|Team Taliban]]
| 8
| 141
| N (killed)
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Georg Elser#Bombing|Georg Elser]]
| 8
| 62
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|23px|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Manuel Castillo
| 8
| ?
| Y
| 1952
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Dominic Martin
| 8
| 50+
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ilya Galkin, Mikhail Denisenko
| 8
| 46
| N
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 30+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu SYL Hotel attack and siege|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 8
| 27
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 8
| 13
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyiv shopping centre bombing|Russian Army]]
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 1979 Madrid bombings|Team ETA]]
| 7
| 100+
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1993 Madrid bombings|Team ETA]]
| 7
| 25
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 7
| 6
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Märt Ringmaa
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1995-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[9/11|Ramzi Yousef]]
| 6
| 1042
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]]
| 6
| 166
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Ahlam Albashir
| 6
| 81
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Mohamad Hassan El-Husseini
| 6
| 32
| Y
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Émile Henry
| 6
| 20+
| N
| 1892-1894
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1995 Vallecas bombing|Team ETA]]
| 6
| 17
| N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 6
| 14
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 6
| 10
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Unknown
| 6
| ?
| N
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| [[Wikipedia:2018 attacks on the northern border of Ecuador|Team Comité Base Mantaro Rojo]]
| 5
| 27
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Plot of the rue Saint-Nicaise|Team Les Exclusifs]]
| 5
| 26
| N
| 1800
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Paul Harold Orgeron
| 5
| 18
| Y
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Unknown
| 5
| 17
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024_Qala_Bakhtiar_bombing|Team IS]]
| 5
| 13
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 5
| 10
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| [[ISIS|Isa Dare]]
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Ilyushin Il-76 shootdown in Darfur|Team Rapid Support Forces]]
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]]
| 4
| 2644
| N11, N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:1980 Paris synagogue bombing|Hassan Diab]]
| 4
| 46
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Gianfranco Bertoli
| 4
| 45
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| Unknown
| 4
| 45
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagElSalvador.png|23px|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| Julio Retana
| 4
| 45
| Y
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|23px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 4
| 25
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[1-14 Jakarta Attacks|Team IS]]
| 4
| 24
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|24px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:20 July plot|Claus von Stauffenberg]]
| 4
| 20
| N
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Naum Tyufekchiev|Naum Tyufekchiev]]
| 4
| 8
| N10
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| David Copeland
| 3
| 140
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Eric Rudolph
| 37
| 120
| N
| 1996-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Thomas Bernard Brigham
| 3
| 70
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Anonymous men
| 3
| 48
| N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 24+
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Unabomber|Ted Kaczynski]]
| 3
| 23
| N13
| 1978-1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu prison attack|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 3
| 21
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| {{Hover|Team ETA|Plaza Ramales Bombing}}
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 3
| 15
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Attack on Abu Bakr Mosque of Baku|Team Derbent Jamaat]]12
| 3
| 11
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Bernhard Johansson
| 3
| 7
| Y
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| Team IS
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| [[Wikipedia:Quito Israeli Embassy bombing|Team ¡Alfaro Vive, Carajo!]]12
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|23px|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Ernst-Robert Grawitz
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Luis Carrero Blanco|Team ETA]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Falklands War#Civilians|British Army]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 28
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2006 Madrid–Barajas Airport bombing|Team ETA]]
| 2
| 20~52
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Niels Poulsen
| 2
| 19
| N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 18
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Heidrun-Erika Jung
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Anonymous soldier
| 2
| 13
| N
| 1954
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Rodolfo Garcia
| 2
| 11
| N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| [[Wikipedia:1992 Aden hotel bombings|Team Islamic Jihad in Yemen]]
| 2
| 7
| N
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Triston Jay Amero
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mark Anthony Conditt
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juha-Pekka Rautiainen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Simón Radowitzky|Simón Radowitzky]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA2nd
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Palma Nova bombing|Team ETA]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Trepova
| 1
| 42
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Anonymous soldier
| 1
| 25
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Batryn
| 1
| 25
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anton Nilson
| 1
| 23
| N
| 1908
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Gerhard Berg
| 1
| 22
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Said Al Nasr
| 1
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 15+
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Maciej Gumkowski
| 1
| 15+
| ?9
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|23px|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| Omar Ahmed Abdullah Ali
| 1
| 12
| Y
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 7
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yrjö Armas Laine
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brindisi school bombing|Giovanni Vantaggiato]]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 2
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Diana Ramazova
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Anonymous woman
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Max Hupli
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Adan Kousa
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Niilo Vilppu Pirinen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| William Leonard Engström
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Reynaldo Barnett, Joshua Dietrich Sjölund
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| 0
| 96
| N
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Anonymous Student
| 0
| 58
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Rwandan rebels
| 0
| 38
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Retard|Ahmed Hassan]]
| 0
| 305
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jew York|Ahmad Khan Rahami]]
| 0
| 29
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 27
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Team Frente Oliver Sinisterra
| 0
| 23
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Auguste Vaillant
| 0
| 20
| N
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Italian Unabomber|Unknown]]
| 0
| 17
| N
| 1994-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Omar Kaireh
| 0
| 16
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Metesky
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1940-1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Santiago subway bombing|Juan Flores Riquelme]]
| 0
| 14
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| Juan Carlos Jimenez Gonzalez
| 0
| 13
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| André Luiz Goulart Matos
| 0
| 13
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mohammad Daleel
| 0
| 12
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|Link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladislav Struzhenkov
| 0
| 11
| [[Fail|N]]
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[2020 Nashville Bombing|Anthony Quinn Warner]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Matthew Livelsberger]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Helder
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Allan Steen Kristensen
| 0
| 5
| N
| 1977-1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:ETA attacks in the Netherlands|Team ETA]]
| 0
| 5
| N
| 1989-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 5
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 5
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Guy Edward Bartkus]]
| 0
| 4
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| ?
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Petter_Kyvik|Petter Kristian Kyvik]]
| 0
| 4
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMaldives.png|link{{=}}Maldives]]
| Adhuham Ahmed Rasheed
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritania.png|link{{=}}Mauritania]]
| Ahmed al-Barka
| 0
| 3
| Y
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Mudslime|Akayed Ullah]]
| 0
| 3
| N6
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Ole Kristian Brastad
| 0
| 1
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Mohamed Game
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Wrocław attack|Paweł Reczuch]]
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Cole Carini]]
| 0
| 18
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Emad Al Swealmeen
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lehi street bombing|Jafar Muna]]
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ricardo Lopez]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Oscar López Ortega
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Jake Bilardi|Jake Bilardi]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Unknown
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Yoo
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Francisco Wanderley Luiz
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gunpowder Plot|Team Catesby]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| [[Oldfag|1605]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team G.R.A.P.O.
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team G.R.A.P.O.
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Richard Reid]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Juan Manuel Morales Sierra
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Lee Loewen
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| Unknown
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N10
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joshua Goldberg]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Oussama Zariouh
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cesar Sayoc]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Marcos Nicolás Viola
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Taylor Swift Bombing|Team IS]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Unknown
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
|}}}
</center>
<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/FPS Single Player

2026-06-17T11:58:58Z

P0008874:

The VIP club of the [[Mass Shooting|21st century gold standard of murder]]. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of [[lulz]] that appears to have no end in sight.

''Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that [[feminists]] should strive to break, it's this one.''
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! AGE
! EFFICIENCY9
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]6
| 69 (67 by Breivik)4
| 110 (33 by Breivik)
| N
| 2011
| 32
| 69.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Stephen Craig Paddock]]
| 60
| 867 (411 by Paddock)
| Y
| 2017
| 64
| [[Fail|12.7%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Woo Bum-kon]]6
| 56
| 35
| Y
| 1982
| 27
| 61.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[Brenton Harrison Tarrant]]
| 51
| 89 (40 by Tarrant)
| N
| 2019
| 28
| 56.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Omar Mir Seddique Mateen]]
| 49
| 58
| N1
| 2016
| 29
| 45.8%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Abdulkadir Masharipov]]
| 39
| 79
| N
| 2017
| 28
| 33.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]]
| 38
| 39
| N1
| 2015
| 22
| 49.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[William Unek]]
| 36
| 30
| N1
| 1957
| 27
| 54.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Panya Khamrab]]
| 36
| 10
| Y
| 2022
| 34
| 78.2%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Martin John Bryant]]
| 35
| 24 (23 by Bryant)
| N
| 1996
| 28
| 60.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mikenskaya shooting|Ahmed Ibragimov]]
| 35
| 20+
| N2
| 1999
| 43
| ≤63.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cho Seung-Hui]]
| 32
| 23 (17 by Cho)
| Y
| 2007
| 23
| 65.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Mutsuo Toi]]
| 30
| 3
| Y
| 1938
| 21
| [[Win|90.9%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Baruch Kopel Goldstein]]
| 29
| 125
| N2
| 1994
| 37
| [[Fail|18.8%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
| 29
| 58
| N1
| 2020
| 31
| 33.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elías Delgado Morales]]
| 29
| 12
| N1
| 1986
| 52
| 70.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Tian Mingjian]]
| 28
| 80
| N1
| 1994
| 30
| 25.9%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Adam Peter Lanza]]
| 27
| 2
| Y
| 2012
| 20
| [[Win|93.1%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Louis Michel Rieul Billon]]
| 26
| 41
| N1
| [[Oldfag|1789]]
| 39
| 36.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
| 263
| 20
| Y
| 2017
| 26
| 56.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 26
| ?
| N2
| 1938
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kampala wedding massacre|Richard Komakech]]
| 26
| 13
| N2
| 1994
| ?
| 66.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Benazir Bhutto|Bilal]]
| 24
| 91
| Y
| 2007
| 15
| 20.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Pierre Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| 35
| 46.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Wood Crusius]]
| 23
| 23
| N
| 2019
| 21
| 50.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2000 Jarafa mosque massacre|Abbas al-Baqir Abbas]]
| 22-27
| 31
| N1
| 2000
| 33
| 41.5%-46.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Gabriel Wortman]]
| 22
| 3
| N1
| 2020
| 51
| 88.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagYemen.png|24px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| [[Wikipedia:Taiz#1994 mass shooting|Unknown]]
| 22
| ?
| N1
| 1994
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James Oliver Huberty]]
| 213
| 19
| N1
| 1984
| 41
| 52.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Salvador Rolando Ramos]]
| 21
| 18
| N1
| 2022
| 18
| 53.8%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 21
| ?
| Y
| 1983
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| João Pereira Lima
| 20+
| ?
| N
| 1952
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov]]6
| 20
| 70
| Y
| 2018
| 18
| 23.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Ali Jan
| 18
| 36
| N1
| 2016
| ?
| 33.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Artyom Igorevich Kazantsev]]
| 18
| 23
| Y
| 2022
| 34
| 43.9%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Giuseppe Marco Fieschi|Giuseppe Marco Fieschi]]
| 18
| 22
| N
| 1835
| 44
| 45.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Russell Card II]]
| 18
| 13
| Y
| 2023
| 40
| 58.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Jaafar
| 17
| 45
| N8
| 2003
| ?
| 22.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Joseph Whitman]]
| 173
| 31 (29 by Whitman)
| N1
| 1966
| 25
| 37.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[David Kozák]]
| 177 (16 by Kozák)4
| 25
| Y
| 2023
| 24
| 40.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]
| 175
| 17
| N
| 2018
| 19
| 50.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|23px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
| 17
| 15
| Y
| 1996
| 43
| 53.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Sun Fuji
| 17 (16 by Fuji)4
| 1
| N
| 1979
| ?
| [[Epic Win|100.0%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Laos]]
| Unknown
| 16
| 60
| ?
| 1978
| ?
| 21.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Michael Robert Ryan]]
| 16
| 15
| Y
| 1987
| 27
| 51.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Unknown
| 16
| 12
| N
| 1957
| ?
| 58.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1996 Timika shooting|Sanurip]]
| 16
| 11
| N
| 1996
| 36
| 59.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Bales]]
| 16
| 6
| N
| 2012
| 38
| 72.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ronald Gene Simmons|Ronald Gene Simmons]]
| 16
| 4
| N
| 1987
| 47
| 80.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Robert Steinhäuser]]
| 16
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 19
| [[Win|94.1%]]
|}}}
</center>
<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

High Score/Microsoft Flight Simulator

2026-06-17T11:52:08Z

P0008874:

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]8
| 239
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]8
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735|Zhang Zhengping]]8
| 131
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961|Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein]]
| 122
| 46
| Y,Y,Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]8
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|23px|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Malaysian Airline System Flight 653|Unknown]]
| 100
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]8
| 67
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qi
| 45
| 22
| Y
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]8
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacao.png|link{{=}}Macao]]
| [[Wikipedia:Miss Macao|Huang Yu]]
| 25
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Varzaqan helicopter crash|Iranian Air Force]]7
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Haneda Airport runway collision|Japan Coast Guard]]
| 5
| 18
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:2026 Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision|Charles Marsillac]]
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2026
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|21px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]8
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[United Airlines]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Aerolíneas Argentinas Flight 648 hijacking|Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N - 17
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Timofei Shovkunov
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 White House helicopter incident|Robert Preston]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bankstown Airport#Post War|Philip Wozniak]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Air Botswana ATR 42 crash|Chris Phatswe]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}
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Golden iPod

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[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
{{clear}}

== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
{{clear}}

== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
{{clear}}

== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
{{clear}}

== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
{{clear}}

== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
{{clear}}
== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
{{clear}}

== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

{{clear}}

==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
{{clear}}

==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

{{clear}}

==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

{{clear}}

==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

{{clear}}

==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

{{clear}}

==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] how cheap it was.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2025]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
With 2025 scoring the [[Jonestown|biggest roster of an heroes to date]], the vote had to be split between two threads which can bee seen {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-1.5454|here}} {{archive|sK4zT}} and {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-2.5453|here}} {{archive|FzJMz}}.

=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - [[Call of Duty]] co-creator crashed his Ferrari.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

=== An Winnar ===

You have to give it up for a [[Nigger|Black Man]] that chose that it would be more fun to go out and do a drive-by by shooting out the window of his car with his [[Penis|Dick]] rather than a gun.

[[Nautica Malone]] is this year's winnar because he took the [[Japan|samurai's]] way out and chose to [[an hero]] rather than face the shame of a video showing himself [[Masturbate|wanking]] in his car to half-dressed [[Whores|bimbos]] at a Bikini Beans coffee shop.

Malone earns this award, not for what he did but for the [[Shit|Shit Storm]] that followed his [[An hero]]ing. Like most sex crimes, [[Internets]] goons and his family tried to make Malone the victim by saying that '''''The Great [[Masturbate|Fappening]]''''' should have never been released onto the internet and was only done to shame Malone. These [[Retard|Weak In The Heads]] argue that ''Mister Handy'' should have been reported to the [[Police]] and the video submitted as evidence ignoring the fact that Malone sitting out in public and ''[[Masturbate|shaking his own tree]]'' would have made headlines and his little act of ''Self Love'' would have interested [[Fake|Pseudo-Reporters]] and [[Rantic Marketing|Clickbait]] sites on the internet, ensuring that his act of ''Five Finger Love'' would have gone national regardless.

To put the cherry on top, those ''[[Faggot|Big, Mean Boys]]'' in [[Prison]] love nothing more then ''[[Anal|Sticking It]]'' to '''''Fresh Fish''''' that come in to serve sex crimes so [[Suicide]] was really his only option.

== [[2026]] ==
Everything will be expensive.

=== Nominees ===
*[[Cain Clark]] - [[Tarrantula]] shot up a mosque with his friend and only scored a measly [[Randy Robert Stair|3 kills]] before killing his teammate and himself.
*[[Jesse Strang]] - Tranny shot up a school in a town called Tumbler Ridge. A bit on the nose, don't you think?
*Weston Higginbotham - Found Dead in Tokyo's Forest, all because he hated his mom for using [[AI]]. (Wasting police resources for the week!)

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Caleb Vazquez]] - Spic teammate of Cain Clark. Was killed by his friend, didn't kill himself.
*{{glow|[[Cole Allen]]}} - Same mindset as {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}}, V&.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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Golden iPod

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[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
{{clear}}

== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
{{clear}}

== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
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== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
{{clear}}

== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

{{clear}}

==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
{{clear}}

==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

{{clear}}

==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

{{clear}}

==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

{{clear}}

==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

{{clear}}

==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] how cheap it was.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2025]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
With 2025 scoring the [[Jonestown|biggest roster of an heroes to date]], the vote had to be split between two threads which can bee seen {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-1.5454|here}} {{archive|sK4zT}} and {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-2.5453|here}} {{archive|FzJMz}}.

=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - [[Call of Duty]] co-creator crashed his Ferrari.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

=== An Winnar ===

You have to give it up for a [[Nigger|Black Man]] that chose that it would be more fun to go out and do a drive-by by shooting out the window of his car with his [[Penis|Dick]] rather than a gun.

[[Nautica Malone]] is this year's winnar because he took the [[Japan|samurai's]] way out and chose to [[an hero]] rather than face the shame of a video showing himself [[Masturbate|wanking]] in his car to half-dressed [[Whores|bimbos]] at a Bikini Beans coffee shop.

Malone earns this award, not for what he did but for the [[Shit|Shit Storm]] that followed his [[An hero]]ing. Like most sex crimes, [[Internets]] goons and his family tried to make Malone the victim by saying that '''''The Great [[Masturbate|Fappening]]''''' should have never been released onto the internet and was only done to shame Malone. These [[Retard|Weak In The Heads]] argue that ''Mister Handy'' should have been reported to the [[Police]] and the video submitted as evidence ignoring the fact that Malone sitting out in public and ''[[Masturbate|shaking his own tree]]'' would have made headlines and his little act of ''Self Love'' would have interested [[Fake|Pseudo-Reporters]] and [[Rantic Marketing|Clickbait]] sites on the internet, ensuring that his act of ''Five Finger Love'' would have gone national regardless.

To put the cherry on top, those ''[[Faggot|Big, Mean Boys]]'' in [[Prison]] love nothing more then ''[[Anal|Sticking It]]'' to '''''Fresh Fish''''' that come in to serve sex crimes so [[Suicide]] was really his only option.

== [[2026]] ==

=== Nominees ===
*[[Cain Clark]] - [[Tarrantula]] shot up a mosque with his friend and only scored a measly [[Randy Robert Stair|3 kills]] before killing his teammate and himself.
*[[Jesse Strang]] - Tranny shot up a school in a town called Tumbler Ridge. A bit on the nose, don't you think?
*Weston Higginbotham - Found Dead in Tokyo's Forest, all because he hated his mom for using [[AI]]. (Wasting police resources for the week!)

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Caleb Vazquez]] - Spic teammate of Cain Clark. Was killed by his friend, didn't kill himself.
*{{glow|[[Cole Allen]]}} - Same mindset as {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}}, V&.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Golden iPod

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[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
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== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
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== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
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== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
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== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

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==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
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==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

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==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

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==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

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==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

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==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2025]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
With 2025 scoring the [[Jonestown|biggest roster of an heroes to date]], the vote had to be split between two threads which can bee seen {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-1.5454|here}} {{archive|sK4zT}} and {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-2.5453|here}} {{archive|FzJMz}}.

=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - [[Call of Duty]] co-creator crashed his Ferrari.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

=== An Winnar ===

You have to give it up for a [[Nigger|Black Man]] that chose that it would be more fun to go out and do a drive-by by shooting out the window of his car with his [[Penis|Dick]] rather than a gun.

[[Nautica Malone]] is this year's winnar because he took the [[Japan|samurai's]] way out and chose to [[an hero]] rather than face the shame of a video showing himself [[Masturbate|wanking]] in his car to half-dressed [[Whores|bimbos]] at a Bikini Beans coffee shop.

Malone earns this award, not for what he did but for the [[Shit|Shit Storm]] that followed his [[An hero]]ing. Like most sex crimes, [[Internets]] goons and his family tried to make Malone the victim by saying that '''''The Great [[Masturbate|Fappening]]''''' should have never been released onto the internet and was only done to shame Malone. These [[Retard|Weak In The Heads]] argue that ''Mister Handy'' should have been reported to the [[Police]] and the video submitted as evidence ignoring the fact that Malone sitting out in public and ''[[Masturbate|shaking his own tree]]'' would have made headlines and his little act of ''Self Love'' would have interested [[Fake|Pseudo-Reporters]] and [[Rantic Marketing|Clickbait]] sites on the internet, ensuring that his act of ''Five Finger Love'' would have gone national regardless.

To put the cherry on top, those ''[[Faggot|Big, Mean Boys]]'' in [[Prison]] love nothing more then ''[[Anal|Sticking It]]'' to '''''Fresh Fish''''' that come in to serve sex crimes so [[Suicide]] was really his only option.

== [[2026]] ==

=== Nominees ===
*[[Cain Clark]] - [[Tarrantula]] shot up a mosque with his friend and only scored a measly [[Randy Robert Stair|3 kills]] before killing his teammate and himself.
*[[Jesse Strang]] - Tranny shot up a school in a town called Tumbler Ridge. A bit on the nose, don't you think?
*Weston Higginbotham - Found Dead in Tokyo's Forest, all because he hated his mom for using [[AI]]. (Wasting police resources for the week!)

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Caleb Vazquez]] - Spic teammate of Cain Clark. Was killed by his friend, didn't kill himself.
*{{glow|[[Cole Allen]]}} - Same mindset as {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}}, V&.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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Golden iPod

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[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
{{clear}}

== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
{{clear}}

== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
{{clear}}

== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
{{clear}}

== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

{{clear}}

==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
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==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

{{clear}}

==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

{{clear}}

==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

{{clear}}

==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

{{clear}}

==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2025]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
With 2025 scoring the [[Jonestown|biggest roster of an heroes to date]], the vote had to be split between two threads which can bee seen {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-1.5454|here}} {{archive|sK4zT}} and {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-2.5453|here}} {{archive|FzJMz}}.

=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - [[Call of Duty]] co-creator crashed his Ferrari.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

=== An Winnar ===

You have to give it up for a [[Nigger|Black Man]] that chose that it would be more fun to go out and do a drive-by by shooting out the window of his car with his [[Penis|Dick]] rather than a gun.

[[Nautica Malone]] is this year's winnar because he took the [[Japan|samurai's]] way out and chose to [[an hero]] rather than face the shame of a video showing himself [[Masturbate|wanking]] in his car to half-dressed [[Whores|bimbos]] at a Bikini Beans coffee shop.

Malone earns this award, not for what he did but for the [[Shit|Shit Storm]] that followed his [[An hero]]ing. Like most sex crimes, [[Internets]] goons and his family tried to make Malone the victim by saying that '''''The Great [[Masturbate|Fappening]]''''' should have never been released onto the internet and was only done to shame Malone. These [[Retard|Weak In The Heads]] argue that ''Mister Handy'' should have been reported to the [[Police]] and the video submitted as evidence ignoring the fact that Malone sitting out in public and ''[[Masturbate|shaking his own tree]]'' would have made headlines and his little act of ''Self Love'' would have interested [[Fake|Pseudo-Reporters]] and [[Rantic Marketing|Clickbait]] sites on the internet, ensuring that his act of ''Five Finger Love'' would have gone national regardless.

To put the cherry on top, those ''[[Faggot|Big, Mean Boys]]'' in [[Prison]] love nothing more then ''[[Anal|Sticking It]]'' to '''''Fresh Fish''''' that come in to serve sex crimes so [[Suicide]] was really his only option.

== [[2026]] ==

=== Nominees ===
*[[Cain Clark]] - [[Tarrantula]] shot up a mosque with his friend and only scored a measly [[Randy Robert Stair|3 kills]] before killing his teammate and himself.
*[[Jesse Strang]] - Tranny shot up a school in a town called Tumbler Ridge. A bit on the nose, don't you think?
*Weston Higginbotham - Found Dead in Tokyo's Forest, all because he hated his mom for using [[AI]]. (Still wasting police resources just for the week)

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Caleb Vazquez]] - Spic teammate of Cain Clark. Was killed by his friend, didn't kill himself.
*{{glow|[[Cole Allen]]}} - Same mindset as {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}}, V&.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[2008]] or [[2009]] (Cain) [[2007]] or [[2008]] (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Spics|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3 [[Epic Fail|(all by Cain)]], injured 1 (indirectly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
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{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb Liam [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Lee Clark'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest <s>mass</s> shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41% (some dumbass rightoids believed this just because of Caleb and Cain's long hair), 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in [[San Diego]] just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if [[Tarrant]] would have enjoyed [[Mpreg|giving birth]] to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Amin shot one of them, but Caleb and Cain returned fire and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. The lulzy part is that Amin praised [[Hitler]] on [[Facebook|Kikebook]], meaning these 2 faggots killed their own kind. They ran out of the building after Amin not only security-cucked but also [[Stephan Balliet|door-cucked]] them, and then they went and did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer instead. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature, despite being spics, but then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms, similar to how [[Hugo Jackson|a half-Sri Lankan, half-Colombian immigrant stabbed one white Swedish teacher to save the white race]]. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. After they parked the car, Caleb put the rifle in his mouth (which ''everyone'' knows is the worst method of suicide), but sadly, the gun jammed. Caleb pussied out and finally decided that he wanted to keep his [[iPod]], but his friend was ''not'' having it, so he shot Caleb twice (except the camera wasn't fucking pointed towards him) before thankfully [[An hero|removing himself from the gene pool]] via 9mm mouthwash. He also aimed the gun at his chin, just like [[Solomon Henderson]], which is the worst way to commit suicide, so Cain didn't die instantly. Instead, he choked on his blood and gurgled to death. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect. Oh, and Cain did all of the work while Caleb didn't kill anybody.

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===List of muzzies burning in Hell===
*'''Amin Abdullah''', [[Brenton Tarrant|51]] [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Mansour Kaziha''', 78 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Nadir Awad''', 57 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Injured===

*'''Unnamed man''', {{Hover|18+|age not specified but he's an adult}}[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Gameplay===
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|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:CBS News - After two gunmen attacked the Islamic Center of San Diego they fled 7ttLOj (1).mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoMosqueStreamWithAudio.mp4|750px|Audio reconstruction]]
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===Perpetrators===
[[File:CainClarkkk.png|thumb|140px|Who the media thought was Cain.]]
[[File:CalebGambiling.mp4|thumb|240px|[[Foreshadowing|"PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF ON CAM"]]]]
Due to the [[Cops|pigs]] being hesitant to release any information, the media began taking random jabs at who the perpetrators were. When they stumbled across their names, they went to Instagram and searched for suspects and found some random Californian spics with the same names. This caused the Muzzie dogs to send the "suspects" and their families bomb and death threats, {{twitter|amyforsandiego/status/2056901889967726746|causing one of the two to make a statement to stop the harassment, lol}}. They also for whatever reason said that they were a trans Nazi couple. However, when moar information was released, they realized it was 2 Sharty schizos instead. Cain, the 17-year-old, played [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] and even made a tribute group to Ashley Graves on [[Steam]]. They both met each other online and were [[v&]] and fedded together on Monday, a few days before the attack, but the cops, being cops, let it slide, and only warned their parents about "the dangers of radicalism" (how did they see a 40 MB file dubbed "The New Crusade" and "Death to the World" on their computers and let it slide?!). The pigs also found 30+ weapons at their home that they didn't fucking use or bring to the attack, including crossbows and knives. The younger shooter, Cain, was also a few weeks away from graduating, meaning he could have given actual purpose to his life rather than just killing {{Hover|3 of his own kind|including themselves}}.

===Otto===
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} was a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the alias "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge-watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all other traces of himself to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
*{{archive|2026.05.21-001859/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/498658/massive-update-on-san-diego-islamic|Moar info here}}
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|13|Killed everybody in sight except for the farmer|5|Dressed like edgelords|10|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while, a fair share of muzzie dogs [[BAWWWWW]]'d on Xitter|10|For livestreaming it (No bonus score for killing your teammate)|41|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
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{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
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*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by [[Breivik]] too. Shared between both. '''65~80 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Pump-action shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
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*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both. '''30~55 Damage'''
|-
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*'''Tertiary''': Smith & Wesson M&P
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
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*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both. Used by Cain to shoot Caleb and himself. '''15~30 Damage'''
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*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
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*[[Fail|Unused]]. Had SS markings on them.
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*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|80px]]
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*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 3''': Christian
[[File:Badass jesus.jpg|center|80px]]
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*'''+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.'''
|-
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* '''Spell 1''': SIEGE Mask™
[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|center|80px]]
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*'''Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell 2''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
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*'''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.'''
|-
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*'''Spell 3''': Fictional Character Love
[[File:XiaroR34Bikini.png|center|80px]]
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*'''An hero probability increases Intelligence stat decreases a half A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.'''
|}
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==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofascist accelerationists]], which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]]. Their manifesto is the most contradictory shit ''[[evar]]''; despite Caleb being an "incel" and "hating foids", he himself had an (online) girlfriend (hard to believe, but keep in mind [[you]] will never get one either), thus making him a fakecel, not a truecel. Don't take our word for it, read their schizo ramblings yourself.
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File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebVasquez.png|[[Brenton Tarrant|Remember lads...]]
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg|Zoomed in.
File:GasCanisterSanDiego.png|Zoomed in. You see that SS sticker?
File:SchoolyearPhotoSanDiegoCaleb.png
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
File:CalebReview.jpg
File:OkayNOthsowingcalebface.jpg|Take that German patch off, you spic.
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==[[Tl;dr]]==
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2 incestuous gay schizo Nazi spics (probably glowies too) who could barely livestream were sent from Niggerhell to shoot up an [[Al-Qaeda]] mosque, only to get [[Stephan Balliet|cucked by a door]]. This is the new generation of [[mass shooters]] and no one can do anything about it.

[[Fact|ZOG won, bluds]].

==Wearethelads==
[[File:Wearethelads.png|100px|thumb|left|In case you were wondering what the faggot looked like.]]

Not even 2 weeks after this dogshit excuse of an attack, they got their first copycat. An 11-year-old Cockumbiner Z-patriot Tarrantula [[wop]] under the alias '''Wearethelads'''{{Columbiner}}{{Incel}}{{Nazi}} (also going under the alias '''Alberto88''') stabbed up his school and ended up failing even harder than these 2 [[twinks]]. He also attempted to stream it but failed. He walked up to his technology teacher and cut her hand before getting his ass kicked. Like all killer autists, Wearethelads wrote and painted typical [[TCC]] cringe on his weapons, such as "[[Gabriel Mutti]]", "[[Sandy Hook]]", "[[Elliot Rodger]]", "[[Incel]]" (how can an 11-year-old be an incel?!), and "[[Brenton Tarrant|-51]]". [[Timofey Kulyamov|Like]] [[Gabriel Mutti|his]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|predecessors]], Wearethelads also wrote some edgy shit on his shirt. So basically your usual TCC LARP but without one of those shitty [[skull mask]]s this time. There's a 50/50 chance he lurked on ED considering the lingo he used.

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<gallery>
File:MozerralaKnifeWearethelads.png|He thought this mozzarella knife would do something.
File:WearetheladsGear.png|If you're too lazy to translate, that's "me ne frego" which means "I don't care".
File:WearetheladsSiegHeil.png|Dylan Klebold shirt.
File:Wearethefags.png|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Wonder where he learned those words from]].
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==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Columbine]] - 2 non-Latinx shooters.
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]] - What Cain had.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[San Bernardino Shooting]] - The opposite of this.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[Suzano School Shooting]] - 2 [[Portuspic]] shooters.
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] - Cain's sex fantasy.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/498180/islamic-center-of-san-diego-shooting|WPD thread}}
*{{Kf|san-diego-islamic-center-shooting.245771|KF thread}}
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Islamic_Center_Shooting SNCApedia]
*{{facebook|caleb.vazquez.9047|Caleb's Facebook account}}
*{{WPD|@Jimboboiii_|Caleb's alleged WPD account}}
*Steam shit:
**<s>{{Steamgroup|AshleyGravesSupremacy|Cain's Steam group}}</s> '''Baleeted''' - {{archive|kC69i|(archive)}}
**{{Steamid|SurfaceLevel|Cain's Steam account}}

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San Diego Mosque Massacre

2026-06-07T12:48:13Z

P0008874: /* Graded Score */

{{distinguish|John Earnest}}
{{gem}}
{{corner|lr|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Myley.png|200px|link=]]}}
{{spoiler|[https://nypost.com/2026/05/18/us-news/san-diego-mosque-where-mass-shooting-left-3-dead-has-controversial-history-including-ties-to-9-11-hijackers/ the mosque had ties to the 9/11 hijackers]}}
{{spoiler|the security guard they killed was a Nazi}}
{{an hero|[[File:CainAnhero.gif|230px|link=]]}}
{{Christian hero}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Brenton Copycat|type=TWO MORE TARRANTULAS}}
{{Columbine Copycat|type=TWO MORE RETARDS}}
{{OffendedMuslims}}
{{Spics}}
{{ib|[[File:CalebEdgelord.jpg|140px]][[File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg|130px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Caleb Vazquez and Cain Clark'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[2008]] or [[2009]] (Cain) [[2007]] or [[2008]] (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 18, [[2026]] (aged 17 and 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities'''|[[Spics|Latinx Americunts]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3 [[Epic Fail|(all by Cain)]], injured 1 (indirectly)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Cain) No, killed by Cain (Caleb)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Neo-Nazi|Neo-Nazi crybaby accelerationism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb Liam [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Lee Clark'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest <s>mass</s> shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41% (some dumbass rightoids believed this just because of Caleb and Cain's long hair), 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in [[San Diego]] just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if [[Tarrant]] would have enjoyed [[Mpreg|giving birth]] to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Amin shot one of them, but Caleb and Cain returned fire and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. The lulzy part is that Amin praised [[Hitler]] on [[Facebook|Kikebook]], meaning these 2 faggots killed their own kind. They ran out of the building after Amin not only security-cucked but also [[Stephan Balliet|door-cucked]] them, and then they went and did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer instead. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature, despite being spics, but then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms, similar to how [[Hugo Jackson|a half-Sri Lankan, half-Colombian immigrant stabbed one white Swedish teacher to save the white race]]. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. After they parked the car, Caleb put the rifle in his mouth (which ''everyone'' knows is the worst method of suicide), but sadly, the gun jammed. Caleb pussied out and finally decided that he wanted to keep his [[iPod]], but his friend was ''not'' having it, so he shot Caleb twice (except the camera wasn't fucking pointed towards him) before thankfully [[An hero|removing himself from the gene pool]] via 9mm mouthwash. He also aimed the gun at his chin, just like [[Solomon Henderson]], which is the worst way to commit suicide, so Cain didn't die instantly. Instead, he choked on his blood and gurgled to death. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect. Oh, and Cain did all of the work while Caleb didn't kill anybody.

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===List of muzzies burning in Hell===
*'''Amin Abdullah''', [[Brenton Tarrant|51]] [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Mansour Kaziha''', 78 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Nadir Awad''', 57 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Injured===

*'''Unnamed man''', {{Hover|18+|age not specified but he's an adult}}[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Gameplay===
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|[[File:SanDiegoCCTV.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:CBS News - After two gunmen attacked the Islamic Center of San Diego they fled 7ttLOj (1).mp4|750px]]
|[[File:SanDiegoMosqueStreamWithAudio.mp4|750px|Audio reconstruction]]
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===Perpetrators===
[[File:CainClarkkk.png|thumb|140px|Who the media thought was Cain.]]
[[File:CalebGambiling.mp4|thumb|240px|[[Foreshadowing|"PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF ON CAM"]]]]
Due to the [[Cops|pigs]] being hesitant to release any information, the media began taking random jabs at who the perpetrators were. When they stumbled across their names, they went to Instagram and searched for suspects and found some random Californian spics with the same names. This caused the Muzzie dogs to send the "suspects" and their families bomb and death threats, {{twitter|amyforsandiego/status/2056901889967726746|causing one of the two to make a statement to stop the harassment, lol}}. They also for whatever reason said that they were a trans Nazi couple. However, when moar information was released, they realized it was 2 Sharty schizos instead. Cain, the 17-year-old, played [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] and even made a tribute group to Ashley Graves on [[Steam]]. They both met each other online and were [[v&]] and fedded together on Monday, a few days before the attack, but the cops, being cops, let it slide, and only warned their parents about "the dangers of radicalism" (how did they see a 40 MB file dubbed "The New Crusade" and "Death to the World" on their computers and let it slide?!). The pigs also found 30+ weapons at their home that they didn't fucking use or bring to the attack, including crossbows and knives. The younger shooter, Cain, was also a few weeks away from graduating, meaning he could have given actual purpose to his life rather than just killing {{Hover|3 of his own kind|including themselves}}.

===Otto===
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} was a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the alias "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge-watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all other traces of himself to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
*{{archive|2026.05.21-001859/https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/498658/massive-update-on-san-diego-islamic|Moar info here}}
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|13|Killed everybody in sight except for the farmer|5|Dressed like edgelords|10|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while, a fair share of muzzie dogs [[BAWWWWW]]'d on Xitter|10|For livestreaming it (No score for killing Teammate)|41|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
[[File:GTA4IconsM14Scope.png|center|140px]]
|
*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by [[Breivik]] too. Shared between both. '''65~80 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Pump-action shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
|
*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both. '''30~55 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Tertiary''': Smith & Wesson M&P
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
|
*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both. Used by Cain to shoot Caleb and himself. '''15~30 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
[[File:GasCan.png|center|140px]]
|
*[[Fail|Unused]]. Had SS markings on them.
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
|
*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|80px]]
|
*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 3''': Christian
[[File:Badass jesus.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*'''+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.'''
|-
|
* '''Spell 1''': SIEGE Mask™
[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*'''Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell 2''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
|
*'''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell 3''': Fictional Character Love
[[File:XiaroR34Bikini.png|center|80px]]
|
*'''An hero probability increases Intelligence stat decreases a half A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.'''
|}
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==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofascist accelerationists]], which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]]. Their manifesto is the most contradictory shit ''[[evar]]''; despite Caleb being an "incel" and "hating foids", he himself had an (online) girlfriend (hard to believe, but keep in mind [[you]] will never get one either), thus making him a fakecel, not a truecel. Don't take our word for it, read their schizo ramblings yourself.
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File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
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==Gallery==
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File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
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File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebVasquez.png|[[Brenton Tarrant|Remember lads...]]
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg|Zoomed in.
File:GasCanisterSanDiego.png|Zoomed in. You see that SS sticker?
File:SchoolyearPhotoSanDiegoCaleb.png
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File:CalebReview.jpg
File:OkayNOthsowingcalebface.jpg|Take that German patch off, you spic.
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==[[Tl;dr]]==
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2 incestuous gay schizo Nazi spics (probably glowies too) who could barely livestream were sent from Niggerhell to shoot up an [[Al-Qaeda]] mosque, only to get [[Stephan Balliet|cucked by a door]]. This is the new generation of [[mass shooters]] and no one can do anything about it.

[[Fact|ZOG won, bluds]].

==Wearethelads==
[[File:Wearethelads.png|100px|thumb|left|In case you were wondering what the faggot looked like.]]

Not even 2 weeks after this dogshit excuse of an attack, they got their first copycat. An 11-year-old Cockumbiner Z-patriot Tarrantula [[wop]] under the alias '''Wearethelads'''{{Columbiner}}{{Incel}}{{Nazi}} (also going under the alias '''Alberto88''') stabbed up his school and ended up failing even harder than these 2 [[twinks]]. He also attempted to stream it but failed. He walked up to his technology teacher and cut her hand before getting his ass kicked. Like all killer autists, Wearethelads wrote and painted typical [[TCC]] cringe on his weapons, such as "[[Gabriel Mutti]]", "[[Sandy Hook]]", "[[Elliot Rodger]]", "[[Incel]]" (how can an 11-year-old be an incel?!), and "[[Brenton Tarrant|-51]]". [[Timofey Kulyamov|Like]] [[Gabriel Mutti|his]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|predecessors]], Wearethelads also wrote some edgy shit on his shirt. So basically your usual TCC LARP but without one of those shitty [[skull mask]]s this time. There's a 50/50 chance he lurked on ED considering the lingo he used.

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File:MozerralaKnifeWearethelads.png|He thought this mozzarella knife would do something.
File:WearetheladsGear.png|If you're too lazy to translate, that's "me ne frego" which means "I don't care".
File:WearetheladsSiegHeil.png|Dylan Klebold shirt.
File:Wearethefags.png|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Wonder where he learned those words from]].
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==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Columbine]] - 2 non-Latinx shooters.
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]] - What Cain had.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[San Bernardino Shooting]] - The opposite of this.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[Suzano School Shooting]] - 2 [[Portuspic]] shooters.
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] - Cain's sex fantasy.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/498180/islamic-center-of-san-diego-shooting|WPD thread}}
*{{Kf|san-diego-islamic-center-shooting.245771|KF thread}}
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Islamic_Center_Shooting SNCApedia]
*{{facebook|caleb.vazquez.9047|Caleb's Facebook account}}
*{{WPD|@Jimboboiii_|Caleb's alleged WPD account}}
*Steam shit:
**<s>{{Steamgroup|AshleyGravesSupremacy|Cain's Steam group}}</s> '''Baleeted''' - {{archive|kC69i|(archive)}}
**{{Steamid|SurfaceLevel|Cain's Steam account}}

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Cole Allen

2026-06-07T12:44:40Z

P0008874: Just E

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''{{glow|Cole Allen}}'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 11, 1995 ({{age|1995|4|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[California|Commiefornian]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Trump Derangement Syndrome]]}}
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'''{{glow|Cole Tomas Allen}}''' is yet another piece of evidence that [[niggers]] are not to be trusted with firearms. This <s>agent provocateur asset</s> [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Pulp Fiction]] wannabe attempted to assassinate [[The Donald]] while he was hosting a [[fatass|dinner]] at the Washington Hilton in [[Washington, D.C.]]

==Background==
Cole was born on April 11, 1995 in [[California]]. He likely peaked in his university's [[Actor|theatre class]], cuz he looks like Daveed Diggs and got a job in education. He developed a video game called Bohrdom (this nigga can't even spell). He also [[Manchild|lived with his parents]]. After realizing that he pretty much had no life, he decided to throw it all away by [[Retard|blaming it all on Trump]] and travel several hours to Washington, D.C. to [[Psychopath|kill him]].

==The Shooting==
On April 25, 2026, Cole arrived at a hotel in Washington, D.C., gathered his weapons, and took a photo of himself standing in front of a mirror before sending his family his manifesto. In the manifesto, he calls Trump a [[pedo]], [[rapist]], and a [[racist]], and talks about other lefty topics like [[Emily Youcis|Will Stancil]] and [[Hasan Piker]], the latter of which he doesn't like. He also calls himself the "[[Cringe|Coldforce Friendly Federal Assassin]]", saying that he's going to kill Trump and every member of his cabinet {{glow|except FBI director Kash Patel}}, before becoming [[an hero]]. Family members immediately called the police, but it was already too late, as Cole had already headed out to fulfill his destiny.

Once he arrived, he was confronted by security near the main metal detector screening area of the Washington Hilton. He suddenly felt the spirit of [[Naruto]] inside him, telling him to run past the security checkpoint and take out any guards who come near him, so he did. Secret Service agents immediately ran towards him, but he [[Counter troll|fired back]]. He probably would've made it to the ballroom where Trump was if he didn't [[Idiot|trip and fall]]. He was immediately tackled, arrested, and taken into custody.

==Trial==
He was charged with attempting to kill Trump, which he pleaded not guilty to despite the mountain of evidence against him.

==Loadout==
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|[[Epic Fail|0]]|[[Epic Fail|Didn't even get near his target]]|0|Only shot a Secret Service agent.|15|At least he had the balls to run past the security.|15|Got a lot of attention despite not reaching his target.|0|For being a [[niggers|nigger with rage]].|30|E|At least you did better than [[Ryan Routh]].}}

{{Wanted|4}}

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|[[File:Cole Allen Gassy.mp4|560px|center]]'''When you help the government stage an assassination attempt so you get to live the rest of your life in exile on a tropical island:'''
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==Gallery==
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File:Cole Allen BLACKED.png|But hey! Your cellmate [[Bubba]] is always looking for a new [[Rape|plaything]].
File:Cole Tomas Allen Meme.jpg|Aw, [[Crybaby|boo hoo]].
File:Cole Allen Prediction.png|{{twitter|HenryMa79561893/status/1738018409441308955|Hmmm...}}
File:Cole Allen In Prison Be Like.jpeg|The face he's gonna make while getting raped in the prison showers.
File:Cole Allen Naruto.jpeg|He really was the [[BLACK MAN|black flash]] of the Hidden Leaf...
File:Vance escorted before trump.gif|Totally not suspicious at all.
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File:colekiss.png|Yea kiss that floor you know you like it...
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File:Cole Allen as baby.jpg|Aww, he'll grow up to be a great {{glow|[[v&|federal asset]]}}!
File:Cole Allen IDF shirt.jpg|[[Israel|Well, well, well.]]{{Jew}}
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==See Also==
*[[Aaron Alexis]] - The better [[Washington, D.C.]] nigger shooter by quite a wide margin.
*[[John Hinckley Jr.]] - Also tried assassinating the president at Washington Hilton.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}}, {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - His predecessors.
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Actually succeeded.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_White_House_Correspondents'_Dinner_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/490620/megathread-shots-fired-during-president-donald|WPD coverage}}
*{{Steamgame|945530/Bohrdom/|Bohrdom, a game he developed}}
*'''[[Cole Allen/Manifesto|His manifesto]]''' {{Wayback|https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/|20260430031814}}

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Golden iPod

2026-06-07T12:25:38Z

P0008874: Google weston higginbotham

[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
{{clear}}

== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
{{clear}}

== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
{{clear}}

== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
{{clear}}

== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
{{clear}}

== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
{{clear}}
== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
{{clear}}

== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

{{clear}}

==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
{{clear}}

==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

{{clear}}

==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

{{clear}}

==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

{{clear}}

==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

{{clear}}

==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2025]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
With 2025 scoring the [[Jonestown|biggest roster of an heroes to date]], the vote had to be split between two threads which can bee seen {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-1.5454|here}} {{archive|sK4zT}} and {{EDF|t|2025-golden-ipod-awards-pt-2.5453|here}} {{archive|FzJMz}}.

=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - [[Call of Duty]] co-creator crashed his Ferrari.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

=== An Winnar ===

You have to give it up for a [[Nigger|Black Man]] that chose that it would be more fun to go out and do a drive-by by shooting out the window of his car with his [[Penis|Dick]] rather than a gun.

[[Nautica Malone]] is this year's winnar because he took the [[Japan|samurai's]] way out and chose to [[an hero]] rather than face the shame of a video showing himself [[Masturbate|wanking]] in his car to half-dressed [[Whores|bimbos]] at a Bikini Beans coffee shop.

Malone earns this award, not for what he did but for the [[Shit|Shit Storm]] that followed his [[An hero]]ing. Like most sex crimes, [[Internets]] goons and his family tried to make Malone the victim by saying that '''''The Great [[Masturbate|Fappening]]''''' should have never been released onto the internet and was only done to shame Malone. These [[Retard|Weak In The Heads]] argue that ''Mister Handy'' should have been reported to the [[Police]] and the video submitted as evidence ignoring the fact that Malone sitting out in public and ''[[Masturbate|shaking his own tree]]'' would have made headlines and his little act of ''Self Love'' would have interested [[Fake|Pseudo-Reporters]] and [[Rantic Marketing|Clickbait]] sites on the internet, ensuring that his act of ''Five Finger Love'' would have gone national regardless.

To put the cherry on top, those ''[[Faggot|Big, Mean Boys]]'' in [[Prison]] love nothing more then ''[[Anal|Sticking It]]'' to '''''Fresh Fish''''' that come in to serve sex crimes so [[Suicide]] was really his only option.

== [[2026]] ==

=== Nominees ===
*[[Cain Clark]] - [[Tarrantula]] shot up a mosque with his friend and only scored a measly [[Randy Robert Stair|3 kills]] before killing his teammate and himself.
*[[Jesse Strang]] - Tranny shot up a school in a town called Tumbler Ridge. A bit on the nose, don't you think?
*Weston Higginbotham - Found Dead in Tokyo, all because he hated his mom for using [[AI]]. (Still wasting police resources just for the week)

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Caleb Vazquez]] - Spic teammate of Cain Clark. Was killed by his friend, didn't kill himself.
*{{glow|[[Cole Allen]]}} - Sane mindset as {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}}, V&.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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{{Quote|my religion is the white race|Caleb, the 70% [[Meximutt]] white supremacist.}}

'''Caleb Liam [[Spic|Vazquez]]'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} and '''Cain Lee Clark'''{{Columbiner}}{{Christian}}{{Nazi}}{{Incel}} are the latest <s>mass</s> shooters, and nowadays it's only 1 of these 3; either it was 2 gay [[trannies]] embarking on a journey to join the 41% (some dumbass rightoids believed this just because of Caleb and Cain's long hair), 2 [[Israel|ISIS]] patriots sent by the glorious [[Allah]] to shoot up Shia mosques, or finally, 2 [[neo-Nazi]] [[incel]] [[SIEGE™ Mask]] [[LARPer]]s who [[Randy Robert Stair|couldn't frag more than 3]], and this time, it ended up being the third! 2 [[spics]] decided it was a good idea to shoot up an Islamic school in [[San Diego]] just 30 minutes from where [[John Earnest]] got his [[High Score|low score]]. They referred to themselves as "[[Tarrantulas|Sons of Tarrant]]" as if [[Tarrant]] would have enjoyed [[Mpreg|giving birth]] to these 2 [[inbred]] faggots.

==Shooting==
Caleb and Cain exited the car, entered the school with plans to burn it, and got into a gunfight with '''Amin Abdullah'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Brian Matthew [[Climax]]'''{{Christian}}). Amin shot one of them, but Caleb and Cain returned fire and barely even managed to kill him before killing 2 more oldfags. The lulzy part is that Amin praised [[Hitler]] on [[Facebook|Kikebook]], meaning these 2 faggots killed their own kind. They ran out of the building after Amin not only security-cucked but also [[Stephan Balliet|door-cucked]] them, and then they went and did a drive-by shooting on a [[Irony|white]] farmer instead. The irony gets even better; they tried to protect the white race, Christianity, and nature, despite being spics, but then proceeded to shoot white people and ruin their farms, similar to how [[Hugo Jackson|a half-Sri Lankan, half-Colombian immigrant stabbed one white Swedish teacher to save the white race]]. Some of the plants were damaged and the farmer was shot in the head, but he was wearing a helmet, so he didn't die. After they parked the car, Caleb put the rifle in his mouth (which ''everyone'' knows is the worst method of suicide), but sadly, the gun jammed. Caleb pussied out and finally decided that he wanted to keep his [[iPod]], but his friend was ''not'' having it, so he shot Caleb twice (except the camera wasn't fucking pointed towards him) before thankfully [[An hero|removing himself from the gene pool]] via 9mm mouthwash. He also aimed the gun at his chin, just like [[Solomon Henderson]], which is the worst way to commit suicide, so Cain didn't die instantly. Instead, he choked on his blood and gurgled to death. The funniest part? Amin was a convert, not born Muslim, so technically, they just killed 3 Christians (including themselves), the one thing they promised to protect.

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===List of muzzies burning in Hell===
*'''Amin Abdullah''', [[Brenton Tarrant|51]] [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Mansour Kaziha''', 78 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
*'''Nadir Awad''', 57 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Injured===

*'''Unnamed man''', {{Hover|18+|age not specified but he's an adult}}[[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]

===Gameplay===
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|[[File:DashcamSanDiego.mp4|750px]]
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|[[File:SanDiegoMosqueStreamWithAudio.mp4|750px|Audio reconstruction]]
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===Perpetrators===
[[File:CainClarkkk.png|thumb|140px|Who the media thought was Cain.]]
[[File:CalebGambiling.mp4|thumb|240px|[[Foreshadowing|"PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF ON CAM"]]]]
Due to the [[Cops|pigs]] being hesitant to release any information, the media began taking random jabs at who the perpetrators were. When they stumbled across their names, they went to Instagram and searched for suspects and found some random Californian spics with the same names. This caused the Muzzie dogs to send the "suspects" and their families bomb and death threats, {{twitter|amyforsandiego/status/2056901889967726746|causing one of the two to make a statement to stop the harassment, lol}}. They also for whatever reason said that they were a trans Nazi couple. However, when moar information was released, they realized it was 2 Sharty schizos instead. Cain, the 17-year-old, played [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] and even made a tribute group to Ashley Graves on [[Steam]]. They both met each other online and were [[v&]] and fedded together on Monday, a few days before the attack, but the cops, being cops, let it slide, and only warned their parents about "the dangers of radicalism" (how did they see a 40 MB file dubbed "The New Crusade" and "Death to the World" on their computers and let it slide?!). The pigs also found 30+ weapons at their home that they didn't fucking use or bring to the attack, including crossbows and knives. The younger shooter, Cain, was also a few weeks away from graduating, meaning he could have given actual purpose to his life rather than just killing {{Hover|3 of his own kind|including themselves}}.

===Otto===
'''Otto'''{{Columbiner}} was a [[WPD]] user who watched the shooting live and is the only reason we have the shitty recording of the stream seen above. Otto (also known by the alias "Damska") is a TCCfag who obsessed over [[Payton Gendron]], and {{Glowtext|watched the stream and was friends with both shooters.}} Instead of reporting the fucking shooting, Damska decided not to, and instead decided to binge-watch an entire 20-minute "Muslim slaughter" before they even got to the mosque (which was more than enough time to report them). Otto, now freaking out, deleted his WPD account, TikTok account, Discord, and all other traces of himself to not get raped by glowies, but believe it or not, this is Otto's ''second'' time watching a livestreamed massacre! The first was when a 16-year-old TCC Dumblr fag streamed his plan to attack his Ukrainian school but got [[v&]] due to him releasing his plans on Tumblr, and Otto didn't even bother reporting him either (only the others did)! Otto is either a glownigger sent by [[Mossad]] or a retarded inbred child.
[[File:OttoSanDiego.png|center|1000px]]

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Only 3 kills in a place where niggers huddle around in corners|13|Killed everybody in sight expect for the farmer.|5|Dressed like edgelords|10|Not even [[The Donald]] cared, he just shut down Jewish schools for a short while, a fair share of muzzie dogs [[BAWWWWW]]'d on Xitter|10|For livestreaming it|41|F+|The Coffin of Caleb and Cain}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': Ruger Mini-14
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*Stolen from his mother, had paint on the guns. Used by Breivik too. Shared between both. '''65-80 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Pump-action shotgun
[[File:GTA4IconsREMINGTON870.png|center|140px]]
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*Specifics not known, also owned by and stolen from Caleb's mother, also had white paint on it. Shared between both. '''30~55 Damage'''
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*'''Tertiary''': Smith & Wesson M&P
[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|140px]]
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*Just like the latter. "Race war now" was scrawled on it. Shared between both. Used by Cain to shoot Caleb and himself. '''15-30 Damage'''
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*'''Quaternary''': Gas cans
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*[[Fail|Unused]]. Had SS markings on it.
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*'''Perk 1''': Nazi
[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
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*'''Perk 3''': Christian
[[File:Badass jesus.jpg|center|80px]]
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.
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* '''Spell 1''': SIEGE Mask™
[[File:SiegeMask.jpg|center|80px]]
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*Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.
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*'''Spell 2''': Incel
[[File:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|center|80px]]
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*Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.
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*'''Spell 3''': Fictional Character Love
[[File:XiaroR34Bikini.png|center|80px]]
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*An hero probability increases Intelligence stat decreases a half A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.
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==Manifesto==
If you think they aren't retarded enough, just look at their retarded manifesto. They mention [[William Atchison]], [[DNB]], [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]], and [[Ongezellig|Mymy Schoppenboer]] as idols. They also see themselves as [[Contradiction|ecofascist accelerationists]], which is even more retarded and contradictory. Caleb also has a 2,000+ word rant about Zellig and [[foids]]. Their manifesto is the most contradictory shit ''[[evar]]''; despite Caleb being an "incel" and "hating foids", he himself had an (online) girlfriend (hard to believe, but keep in mind [[you]] will never get one either), thus making him a fakecel, not a truecel. Don't take our word for it, read their schizo ramblings yourself.
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File:The New Crusade.pdf|[[Media:The New Crusade.pdf|Their dogshit manifesto]] (Click link to read)
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CalebAndCain|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:SANDIEGOSPICNIGGERCARAMALDANSENNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Imagine dying to this thing.
File:SandiegoQDAGGOTNIGGERDANCE.mp4|Dancing with his waifu.
File:CALEBISASPICNIGGAINSANDIEGO.jpg|She's not real, retard. Take your meds.
File:CalebAndClark.jpg|Caleb and Cain fishing.
File:CalebOKsign.jpg|Looks like a faggot.
File:CalebMasked.jpg
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File:Calebandmymy.jpg|He probably made a hole in that plushie so he could fuck it.
File:CalebVasquez.png|[[Brenton Tarrant|Remember lads...]]
File:CalebEdgelord2.jpg
File:Amin dead.jpg|[[MSM]] accidentally showed a corpse on TV.
File:San Diego corpse.jpg
File:San Diego another corpse.jpg
File:San Diego gun.jpg|Zoomed in.
File:GasCanisterSanDiego.png|Zoomed in. You see that SS sticker?
File:SchoolyearPhotoSanDiegoCaleb.png
File:Surfacelevel1.jpg
File:Surfacelevel2.jpg
File:CalebReview.jpg
File:OkayNOthsowingcalebface.jpg|Take that German patch off, you spic.
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==[[Tl;dr]]==
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2 gay schizo Nazi spics (probably glowies too) who could barely livestream were sent from Niggerhell to shoot up an [[Al-Qaeda]] mosque, only to get [[Stephan Balliet|cucked by a door]]. This is the new generation of [[mass shooters]] and no one can do anything about it.

[[Fact|ZOG won, bluds]].

==See Also==
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Columbine]] - 2 non-Latinx shooters.
*[[John Earnest]]
*[[Ongezellig]] - Being obsessed with the character called Mymy.
*[[Parasocial Syndrome]] - What Cain had.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]], [[Solomon Henderson]] - Fellow soyteen shooters.
*[[San Bernardino Shooting]] - The opposite of this.
*[[Schoolocaust]] - What they committed (and probably what they played too).
*[[Suzano School Shooting]] - 2 [[Portuspic]] shooters.
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] - Cain's sex fantasy.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_Islamic_Center_of_San_Diego_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*Incel.is threads:
**[https://incels.is/threads/new-shooting.874751/ New Shooting] - {{archive|cJuqS}}
**[https://incels.is/threads/caleb-vazquez-one-of-the-san-diego-mosque-mass-shooters-had-an-account-here.874987/ Caleb Vazquez, one of the San Diego Mosque Mass Shooters, had an account here] - {{archive|FFKeK}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/498180/islamic-center-of-san-diego-shooting|WPD thread}}
*{{Kf|san-diego-islamic-center-shooting.245771|KF thread}}
*[https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Islamic_Center_Shooting SNCApedia]
*{{facebook|caleb.vazquez.9047|Caleb's Facebook account}}
*Steam shit:
**{{Steamgroup|AshleyGravesSupremacy|Cain's Steam group}}
**{{Steamid|SurfaceLevel|Cain's Steam account}}

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Cole Allen

2026-04-30T13:02:39Z

P0008874: /* Graded Score */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{glow|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}
{{conspiracy}}
{{achtung|LOLOLOLOLOLOL THEY MISSED AGAIN}}
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{{ib|[[File:Cole Allen.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''{{glow|Cole Allen}}'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 11, 1995 ({{age|1995|4|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[California|Commiefornian]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''{{glow|Cole Tomas Allen}}''' is the [[typical]] piece of evidence that [[niggers]] are not to be trusted with firearms. This <s>agent provocateur asset</s> [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Pulp Fiction]] wannabe attempted to assassinate [[The Donald]] while he was hosting a [[fatass|dinner]] at the Washington Hilton in [[Washington, D.C.]]

==Background==
Cole was born on April 11, 1995 in [[California]]. He likely peaked in his high school's [[Actor|theatre class]], cuz he looks like Daveed Diggs and got a job in education. He tried to become a [[Gamers|video game developer]] but sucked ass at it most likely. After realizing that he pretty much had no life, he decided to throw it all away by [[Retard|blaming it all on Trump]] and travel several hours to Washington, D.C. to [[Murder|kill him]].

==The Shooting==
On April 25, 2026, Cole arrived at a hotel in Washington, D.C., gathered his weapons, and [[Natalie Rupnow|took a photo of himself standing in front of a mirror]] before sending his family his manifesto. In the manifesto, he calls himself the "[[Cringe|Coldforce Friendly Federal Assassin]]". He also said he wanted to kill Trump and every member of his cabinet {{glow|except FBI director Kash Patel}}, before becoming [[an hero]]. Family members immediately called the police, but it was already too late, as Cole had already headed out to fulfill his destiny.

Once he arrived, he was confronted by security near the main metal detector screening area of the Washington Hilton. He suddenly felt the spirit of John Wick inside him, telling him to run past the security checkpoint and take out any guards who come near him, so he did. Secret Service agents immediately ran towards him, but he [[Counter troll|fired back]]. He probably would've made it to the ballroom where Trump was if he didn't [[Idiot|trip and fall]]. He was immediately tackled, arrested, and taken into custody.

==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': 12-gauge Maverick shotgun
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*'''Does 60~130 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Armscor Precision .38 semi-automatic pistol
[[File:Rock Island Armory 1911 .38 caliber pistol used by Cole Allen in White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting.png|100px|center]]
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*'''Does 19~25 Damage.'''
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*'''Tertiary''': Multiple knives
[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|100px|center]]
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*'''Does 30 Damage.'''
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*'''Spell''': Nigger
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*'''Double damage against [[White Devils]].'''
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|[[Epic Fail|0]]|[[Epic Fail|Didn't even get near his target]]|0|Only shot a Secret Service agent.(At least not worse than [[Ryan Routh]].)|15|At least he had the balls to run past the security.|15|Got a lot of attention despite not reaching his target.|0|For being a [[niggers|nigger with rage]].|30|F|I hope he's ready to get [[rape|touched]] by [[Bubba]] in prison.}}

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==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|ColeAllen-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:Bro is not Natalie Rupnow.png|[[Natalie Rupnow|She]] ain't gonna pick you in the afterlife, bro. She's already getting [[BLACKED]] by [[Solomon Henderson|someone else]].
File:Cole Tomas Allen Meme.jpg|Aw, [[Crybaby|boo hoo]].
File:Cole Allen Prediction.png|{{twitter|HenryMa79561893/status/1738018409441308955|Hmmm...}}
File:Cole Allen In Prison Be Like.jpeg|The face he's gonna make while getting raped in the prison showers.
File:Vance escorted before trump.gif|Totally not suspicious at all.
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==See Also==
*[[Aaron Alexis]] - The better [[Washington, D.C.]] nigger shooter by quite a wide margin.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}}, {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - His predecessors.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_White_House_Correspondents'_Dinner_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/490620/megathread-shots-fired-during-president-donald|WPD coverage}}
*{{Steamgame|945530/Bohrdom/|Bohrdom, a game he developed}}
*[https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/ His manifesto] {{Wayback|https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/|20260430031814}}

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The Donald

2026-04-28T07:01:38Z

P0008874:

:'''''The Donald''' redirects here. For the subreddit, check out '''[[TheDonald]]'''. ''
:'''''However,''' if you are a [[Faggot|liberal]] or a [[Racist|Neo]]-[[Faggot|Nazi]] in need of [[Srs bsns|serious]] [[Safe Space|truth]] about the God-Emperor, check out '''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''.''
{{spoiler|Another nigger missed lol}}
{{achtung|((Cole Tomas Allen))) FAILED TO TAKE OUR GOD-EMPEROR AWAY FROM US! MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER!}}
{{Epstein}}
[[File:Donald trump hires jesus christ.jpg|center]]
 
[[File:EmperorTrump.png|right|300px|thumb|This Man has generated more [[butthurt]] than the rest of our political establishment, mass media and the one percent combined.]]
[[File:King Donald Trump.jpg|300px|thumb|Say My Name Bitch]]
[[File:Trump-sacred-meme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Sacred Trump Meme]]

'''His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus "Pußygrabbin" I of the House of Trump''' will make [[Warhammer|Warhammer 40,000]] real. He is a [[pretty cool guy]] and the <s>[[2016 Presidential Elections|45th]]</s> [[2024 Presidential Elections|47th president]] of the [[United States]] and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He'll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle and [[whores|fertile women]]. Trump literally put an epic [[Death Note|Just As Planned]]: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by [[Jews|(((them)))]], Trump was on the [[Game of Thrones|Iron Throne]], gloating [[Trollface|U mad SJWs?]] while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling "[[Planet of the Apes|You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!]]"
 

{{Quote|'''Donald Trump is a genius.'''|[https://www.thewrap.com/michael-moore-roseanne-totally-nuts-trump-evil-genius/ Michael Moore]}}

==2016 Nomination==
[[File:ChrisChanHatesTrump.PNG|thumb|right|360px|An [[Chris Chan|average U.S. citizen]]'s [[Butthurt|reaction]] to Donald Trump winning the elections.]]
[[File:Trump's goldfinger.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hail the God Emperor]]
[[File:Making racism cool again.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hang out the flags!]]
[[File:Love trump's hate.png|right|thumb|200px|A grammar Nazi is fine too]]
*Trump has won the nomination by default.
*The last of the republican nominees quit.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.
*The establishment didn't want it.
*Leaders of the RNC didn't want it.
*Most of the mainstream media pundits didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of people polled didn't want it.
*Obama didn't want it.
*Comey didn't want it.
*Le epic liberal celebrities like [[John Oliver]], [[retard|Bill Maher]], [[Stephen Colbert]], and [[Jon Stewart]] didn't want it.
*Literally 100% of the media didn't want it, including [[Hollywood]].
*Goldman Sachs didn't want it.
*JP Morgan didn't want it.
*George Soros didn't want it.
*A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn't want it.
*The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn't want it.
**But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.
**Your barber down the street wanted it.
**Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.
**The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.
**The man driving you on the bus wanted it.
**The people wanted it.

{{tinyrainbow|'''And the people won.'''}}
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=== Drama-whoring as political activism ===
[[File:Hurricane donald.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The calm at the center of the storm]]
[[File:New yorker editor denounces president-elect trump.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[TL;DR]] - [[BAWWW|"BAWWW!"]]]]
Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:

#[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]]
#Jimmy Kimmel
#[[The Daily Show|Trevor Noah]]
#[[Rosie O’Donnell]]
#Ashley "I'm A Nasty Woman" Judd
#Kathy Griffin [[White Trash|Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger]]
#[[Amy Schumer]] and her fat vagina{{jew}}
#[[Lena Dunham|Lena]] [[Dyke|Dunham]]{{jew}}
#Alyssa Milano
#Chelsea Handler{{jew}}
#[[J.K. Rowling]]
#[[Miley Cyrus]]
#[[Whoopi Goldberg]]{{jew}}
#[[Stephen King]]
#Rob Reiner
#Samuel Jackson
#George Lopez
#George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal
#[[Al Sharpton]]
#[[The Daily Show|Jon "Stewart" Leibowitz]]{{jew}}
#Eddie Griffin
#Cher
#Scarlett Johansson
#Raven-Symoné
#Barry Diller
#[[Katie Hopkins]]
#Omari Hardwick
#Bryan Cranston
#Katy Perry
#[[Joy Villa]] lied about supporting Trump for [[Scientology]]
#Madonna
#Chris Evans
#[[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]]
#[[Tara Strong]]{{jew}}
#[[Anita Sarkeesian]] wants more [[Patreon|victim]] bucks because of her feelings
#[[Brianna Wu]] blames [[GamerGate]] and wants to run for Congress in 2018
#Firecrotch
#Megyn Kelly
#Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22

===Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat meme===
In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'.
Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat.
By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn't an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap!!
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==[[2016 Presidential Election]]==
{{Spoilers|Donnie just won [[The game]], because of all the [[white|WHITE]] REDNECKS in flyover states that HATE AMERICA}}
{{achtung|'''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Muslims|KEBABS]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN]] [[Feminists|FEMINISTS]]. [[Ban|DEPORT]] [[Spics|ILLEGALS]].''' ''' [[Warhammer|THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL!]]'''}}
 
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[[File:General patton is donald trump.jpg|right|thumb|All-American heroes]]
[[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.]]
[[File:Donald_Trump_RAPE.png|right|thumb|Self Explanatory.]]
[[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]
[[File:America's new frontier trump wall.jpg|thumb|left|Sorry but we have cool shit back here.]]
[[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what [[Liberalism|liberals]] actually believe.]]
{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump — a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.

That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical lolbertarian who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."}}

{{quote|Sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.|[[Chris-chan]] [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting! stumps the Trump]. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.)}}

After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG. 
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=== Rick Wilson ===

[[File:RickWilson.jpg|right|thumb|250px|What goes around...]]

Within the frigid depths of January, [[2016]], Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a [[old media|television interview]], Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as "childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything." Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of [[CIA|blowback]].

Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing [https://web.archive.org/web/20170125082843/http://rachelvaltrexacote.kinja.com/when-a-gop-pundit-attacked-trolls-responded-what-they-1754204712 blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction]. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the [[hypocrisy]] of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.

Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson's name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.
 
 
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===Grab Them By The Bush===
[[File:Ave trumpus maximus.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Trumpus [[Hugh Mungus|Maximus]]]]
It wouldn't be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.

In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He [[Fuck her right in the pussy|flirts with the laydees.]]

The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as [[GAME OVER YEAH|'game over']] for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.

What they missed was that {{archive|eT2XI|the source}} for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now [[Obvious|for some reason]]) is the nephew of [[George Herbert Walker Bush|George HW Bush]] and therefore [[Jeb Bush]]'s cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump's inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish [[I see what you did there|a water-tight alibi.]]

===Almost rapist===
Weeks before [[2016_Presidential_Election|election day]], multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of [[almost raped|almost rape]], over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a [[Christian Grey|sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit]] keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn't buy [[Fifty Shades of Grey]], the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What [[wimmins|woman]] would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that's just tabloid garbage, like [[Bill Clinton]] supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or [[Hillary Clinton]] flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. [[Amirite]]? The White House has standards people! You can't just put [[Democrat|some guy]] into the White House who's going to [[JFK|fuck Marilyn Monroe]] or [[Bill Clinton|get]] a [[fellatio|BJ]] in the Oval Office from a [[Monica Lewinsky|Jewish intern]] and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!

==2025 Second Term==

He beat that [[retarded]] [[camwhore]] [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] and will bring [[total nigger death]] and bring big titty [[goth]] girlfriends for every Aryan motherfucker on the planet.

==Achievements Unlocked==
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Make America Great Again!"|150G - Win the presidential election of the United States of America.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "YOUR Body, MY Choice!"|20G - Grab a woman by the [[Pussy|pussay]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Problem, Liberal?"|50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "Too Lulzy For You?"|40G - Defeat the mainstream media on all fronts.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "They're Eating The Dogs!"|10G - Announce to ban the Muslims.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "STANDO POWER-!!!"|50G - Survive a headshot.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}
 
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "It's Too Much Winning!"|300G - Win the Presidency of the United States - again.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}} 

=== Executive Order Meme ===

Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the {{Youtube|9HKBPwuFCyQ|video}}:

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===Post-Donald chimpouts===
[[File:J20 naked fat fuck.jpg|thumb|200px|Tuck Frump!]]
[[File:CR8hHrlWoAAJ-mO.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical liberal hate art.]]
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=== Skills and XP points===
[[Image:Trumphair.jpg|left|thumb|150px||Sif's hair toupée.]]
*President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money like a Chinaman.
*President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23.
*Pissing off [[Liberal|libcucks]] and [[niggers]] by cutting their [[Holocaust|6 million]] [[Welfare|welfare programs]] and federal funding for studies of [[lesbian]] polar bears, all in order to [[pwn]] [[Muslim|Mudslimes]].
*Extra Points against [[Mexicans|Barbarians]]
*Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)
*[[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.
*President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.
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=== Known super powers===
* Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.

==Gallery of Greatness Again==
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===Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again===
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===Trumphammer 40,000===
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===Anon's Trump vs Hillary Comic===
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===MAGA Anime Girls===
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<center><big>For more images go to [[The Donald/images|The images section]]</big></center>

==In a nutshell==
 
 
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|<youtube>ZbM6WbUw7Bs</youtube> <center>'''Big In Japan'''</center> 
|<youtube>gUlF1naMr3Y</youtube> <center>'''MAGAMIX'''</center> 
|<youtube>4tXv_PJPycA</youtube> <center>'''Notice me, Trump [[Senpai]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>1WUVP6l9Das</youtube> <center>'''Trump's Lovemaking Theme.'''</center> 
|<youtube>IyPkshnIiyc</youtube> <center>'''Going for [[Orgasm|multiples]]'''</center> 
|<youtube>Ej8YpsIo4_g</youtube> <center>'''Russian edition'''</center> 
|<youtube>kvB4rBI4MtA</youtube> <center>'''Trump supporter telling it like it is!'''</center> 
|<youtube>ZC7aYLBqevc</youtube> <center>'''Trumphammer 40k'''</center> 
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|<youtube>BeNEq0TWGdk</youtube> <center>'''Trump haters in a nutshell'''</center> 
|<youtube>7DRL6ocEK-M</youtube> <center>'''Trump Foreign Policy'''</center> 
|<youtube>yZNtYmdZ-4c</youtube> <center>'''Never come down'''</center> 
|<youtube>l4wY3C88oC0</youtube> <center>'''The Trump Rap'''</center> }}|border=white|background=white}}
|}</center>

==Things The Donald LOVES==
[[File:Melania_trump_im_with_her_graffiti_by_lushsux.jpg|thumb|right|First Lady of the United States. Also a [[Brony|Pegasister]]]]
[[File:The wicked wall comic panels.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Liberal Spider-cuck versus the Donald. Stay tuned!]]
*[[Jim Traficant]] He was the original Trump that opened the door
* '''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBAB]]'''
*[[Win|Winning]]
*[[Pussy]]
*Grabbing pussy
*[[Winner|You]]
*Your Mom
*His [[autist]]ic son [[Barron Trump]]
*Wounded soldiers
*China
*Wrong Wrong Wrong
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
*Success
*More success
*The opposite of immigrants
*Pepe
*Anime
*Memes
*[[Dindus]], he loves their fried chicken
*[[Mexico]], he loves the Mexican "culture"
*[[Trumpwave]]

== Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott ==
[[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Just another day on President Trump's Twitter account.]]
* '''[[Islam|Döner Kebab]]'''
* Oreo cookies
* <s>Carrier Air Conditioners</s>
* Pfizer Pharmaceuticals
* Starbucks
* [[Apple]]
* Mexican Drugs
* Chinese Products(except His hats)
* Taco Bell's Tex-Mex menu
* Pinatas
* The Democratic Party
* Sombreros

==His supporters==
[[file:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|500px|Melania Trump (aka the First Lady) in an old Max pictorial.[[Fap]] [[Fap]] [[Fap]]]]
* Basket of deplorables (I hear they're all in the [[KKK]], much like the KKK's first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)
* David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.
* Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors
* Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke
* U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
* [[Riley34470]]
* [[Pepe|Frog]] lovers
* [[Pol|/pol/]]
* [[The South]]
* Some generals or some shit
* Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks
* <s>Kirstie Alley</s>
* Chachi/Charles in Charge
* [[Peter Thiel]], who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result
* That fag [[Milo]]
* The [[Alt-right]]
* Ted Nugent
* [[NotMySuperbowlChamps|Tom Brady]]
* Former Yankee Paul O'Neill
* Former college basketball coach Bob Knight
* Baseball player Johnny Damon
* Mike Ditka
* Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis
* [[Mike Tyson]]
* Dennis Rodman
* [[Hulk Hogan]]
* Dana White
* [[Kid Rock]]
* [[Angelina Jolie]]'s dad Jon Voight
* [[Duck Dynasty]] star Willie Robertson
* People who hate women
* Omarosa Manigault
* Teresa Giudice
* Azealia Banks
* [[Tila Tequila]]
* Loretta Lynn
* [[Gary Busey]]
* Stephen Baldwin
* Aaron Carter
* Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek
* Wayne Newton
* [[Jesse James]]
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* Mike Cernovich
* [[Stefan Molyneux]]
* [[Obama|Obama's]] brother [[Malik Obama]]
* [[Dilbert]] creator Scott Adams
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]
* [[Sargon of Akkad]]
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* [[Satan|Mormon Jesus]]
* All sane individuals
* Kanye West
* Steven Crowder
* Gavin McInnes
* Jeffrey Lorde
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Breitbart]].com
* [[Styxhexenhammer666]]
* Bill Belichik
* InfoWars
* Lack of Evidence
* Alternative Facts
* Kellyanne Conway
* Asra Nomani
* Jesse Ventura
* Hulk Hogan
* Israeli Zionists
* Conspiracy Theorists
* Nazis
* Richard Spencer
* White Supremacy
* James Comey
* Sean Hannity
* Bill O'Reilly
* Jesse Watters
* Bill Elliot
* Chase Elliot
* Nawaz Sharif
* Modi
* The Blacks
*Cubans
* [[You]] (Because you think he can [[Hentai|MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN]])

==President Trump's new best friends==
[[File:TrumpHorse.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Trio.]]
* <s>[[Steve Bannon|Bannon, Steve]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Nigel Farage|Farage, Nigel]]
* [[Alex Jones|Jones, Alex]]
* <s>[[Theresa May|May, Theresa]]</s> YOU'RE FIRED
* [[Putin|Rasputin, Wladimir]]... if you're a snowflake

== See also ==
[[File:Jessica valenti bawwws over trump election.png|380px|thumb|right|[[Jessica Valenti|An airhead columnist]] who let her child live in feminist fantasy-land, and now has [[Shit that will never happen|some explaining to do.]] Such as why [[Irony|most women voted for Trump.]]]]

* [[Donald Drumpf|Trump article by shitlib faggots]]
* [[The Mueller Report]] - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world
* [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]
* [[Mike Pence]] - running mate and VP
* [[Barron Trump]] - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Post Trump Stress Disorder]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Emperor]]
* [[Business]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Blaming China]]
* [[Correct the Record]]
* [[Otto Warmbier]] Obama's inaction killed him
* [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]: Better Known as '''''Ree Tardy Oswald''''' for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating [[The Donald]]
* [[Fired]]
* [[God]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[He Will Not Divide Us]] - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU
* [[JD Vance]]
* [[Jim Traficant]] Before there was Trump there was Big Jim
* [[Jews]]
* [[Roseanne Barr]] The Donald is a fan
* [[Rosie]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
* [[Trump Tower Climber]]
* [[Back to the Future]] - this is the alternative time line [[FUCK YEAH]]!
* [[Thomas Dimassimo]]
* [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck]]
* [[Candice the Cuckslayer]]
* [[Khizr Khan]], token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn't die, prevents wife from talking

== External links ==
* [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/putative Putative (Adj) ]
* [http://blog.dilbert.com/post/126589300371/clown-genius Trump the Master Persuader Wizard]
* <s>[http://stumptrump2016.com/ Now you too can stump the trump]</s> lol
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol
* [https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-demand-a-nuclear-annihilation-of-the-ukraine-6ecbce68-adb6-47c8-aee1-7875e3eab135?recruiter=549171149&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink| Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again]
* [http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Mountain-View-teacher-suspended-for-comparing-10610974.php The 'perfect storm'?] - [[Holohoax|Holocaust]] [[Jew|scholar]] teaches kids that [[Godwin's Law|Trump is like Hitler,]] school suspends him as a threat to their [[Safe Space|'safe space]]' (citing [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|traumatised chidren)]] and it sparks an [[Internet petition|internet petition.]]
* {{kym|memes/people/donald-trump Donald Trump}} - [[Know Your Meme]] is making cancer great again.

 

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Golden iPod

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P0008874: /* Nominees */

[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
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== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
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== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
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== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
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== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

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==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
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==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

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==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

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==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

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==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

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==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - A Video game designer driving the Ferrari just for the stupid prizes.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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Golden iPod

2025-12-25T17:08:16Z

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[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
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== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
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== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
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== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
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== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

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==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
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==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

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==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

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==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

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==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

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==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - A Video game designer driving the Ferrari just for the stupid prize.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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Golden iPod

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[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|Comes with a free crucifix.]]

'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
{{clear}}

== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
{{clear}}

== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
{{clear}}

== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
{{clear}}

== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

{{clear}}

==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
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==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

{{clear}}

==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

{{clear}}

==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hanged himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hanged himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''[[Slobodan Praljak]]''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide. To put icing on the cake, another YouTuber by the name of Karl Jobst would try to pin this suicide on [[Billy Mitchell]] despite having nothing to do with the suicide, and as expected, Billy Mitchell would sue Karl Jobst over this allegation and [[Epic Win|won massively]] in April [[2025]], and Karl Jobst would then lose all credibility after that.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

{{clear}}

==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blazn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John McAfee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]]/Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

{{clear}}

==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[SpongeBob]] at 16 and made [[YouTube Poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18-year-old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and recorded it. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*[[Ethan Blair Miller]] - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton]]'s or [[Tranny Phantom]]'s score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12-year-old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[SoundCloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade.
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[Columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned.

===An Winnar===
Gregory Pardun, because you gotta respect a guy who not only acknowledges that he fucked up but also cleans up his mistake so well that it'll never be anyone else's problem.

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Huu_Can_Tran|Huu Can Tran]] - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku]].
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] And got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*[[Sewell Setzer III]] - [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant kid]] who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously 75% of Hack'N'Slash players don't an hero with or without [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of the police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Generic Columbine-obsessed loner, nothing special.
*[[Burntfishie]] - Tranny who jumped off St. Johns Bridge.
*Chang Wen - Hack'N'Slasher with some elements of Fire Emblem and Bomberman (he got no kills on the latter two modes). Jumped off the 6th floor of a building and died.
*[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]] - The Brown University shooter. Found an hero'd after playing hide and seek for 5 days.
*Davi Nunes Moreira - Retarded [[Portuspic]] died after... [[WTF|injecting himself with a butterfly]]? Don't ask because we don't fucking know how he did it.
*[[Desmond Holly]] - Sayori simp shot up his school before going Sayo-nara.
*[[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - Antinatalist Redditor who bombed a fertility clinic.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Mellissa Rupnow - Mother of [[Natalie Rupnow]]. The tree doesn't fall far from the apple.
*[[Mikayla Raines]] - Saved thousands of animals, but killed herself over some [[Reddit]] comments.
*[[Nautica Malone]] - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.
*[[Rickard Andersson]] - [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] but with a gun instead of a sword.
*[[Robin Westman]] - Subpar knockoff of both [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Audrey Hale]] (but MTF instead of a pooner).
*[[Shane Devon Tamura]] - Former [[handegg]] player and nigger who went amok in NYC.
*[[Solomon Henderson]] - Self-hating nigger with ties to [[764]] shot up his school.
*Vince Zampella - A Video game designer driving the Ferrari just for the stupid price.

=== Disqualified ===
*Kai-ji Adam Lo - Deranged gook ran over 11 and hurt over 30, was arrested.
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Nigger killed 14 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Furfag shot [[Charlie Kirk]] in the neck to appease his troonmate. V& but temporarily got away with it due to some oldfag pedo lying about being the shooter.

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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!
! DRIVER
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
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| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel‎]]
| 86
| 434
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:May 2014 Ürümqi attack|Team Turkistan Islamic Party]]
| 39
| 90+
| Y - 4, N - 1 apprehended
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Zhuhai car attack|Fan Weiqiu]]
| 38
| 43
| N - Executed
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1939 City of San Francisco derailment|Unknown]]
| 24
| 121
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Eugen Grigore case|Eugen Grigore]]
| 24
| ~50
| N1
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Manuel da Mota Silveira
| 23
| 40
| N
| 1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Baoping
| 21
| 29
| N - Executed
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Baogang
| 20
| 16
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Unknown
| 18
| 24
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010 Hebei tractor rampage|Li Xianliang]]
| 17
| 20-30
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Carberry bus crash|Quality Care Transit]]
| 17
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:1989 Tel Aviv–Jerusalem bus attack|Abd al-Hadi Ghanim]]
| 16
| 27
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Humboldt Broncos bus crash|Jaskirat Singh Sidhu]]
| 16
| 13
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|Younes Abouyaaqoub]]
| 15
| 131
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2018 Mishui vehicle attack|Yang Zanyun]]
| 15
| 43
| N - Executed
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]
| 14
| 57
| N - Killed by police
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagHaiti.png|23px|link{{=}}Haiti]]
| Unknown
| 14
| 12+
| N - [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Unknown
| 14
| 2+
| N
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Alfredo de Freitas
| 13
| 40-77
| N
| 1967
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Yunlong
| 13
| 16
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:SAFlag1928.gif|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Unknown
| 13+
| 12
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Breitscheidplatz|Anis Amri]]
| 12
| 56
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1894 Rock Island railroad wreck|Unknown]]
| 11
| ?
| N
| [[Veteran|1894]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2005 Glendale train crash|Juan Manuel Álvarez]]
| 11
| 177
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:2025 Vancouver car attack|Kai-Ji Adam Lo]]
| 11
| 32+
| N - Apprehended
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Santosh Maruti Mane
| 9
| 27-37
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khalil Abu Olbeh
| 8
| 26
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wikipedia:Olga Hepnarová|Olga Hepnarova]]
| 8
| 12
| N - Executed
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sayfullo Saipov]]
| 8
| 11
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Alvarez
| 8
| 10
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 3
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Priscilla Ford
| 7
| 22
| N - Died on Death Row
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 7
| ?
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Katō]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Executed
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Karst_Roeland_Tates|Karst Roeland Tates]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Died later in hospital
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagParaguay.png|link{{=}}Paraguay]]
| José Vidal Céspedes
| 7
| 9
| N - Died in prison
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Darrell Brooks]]
| 6
| 62
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]]
| 6
| 36
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wen Qingyun
| 6
| 29
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Bernd Walter
| 6
| 23
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Keisuke Takeuchi
| 6
| 20
| N - Died while awaiting execution
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Cui Lidong
| 6
| 8
| N - Killed by police
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Hipólito L. V.
| 6
| 3
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hart family murders|Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]]
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y,Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González Nava]]
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| Noah Thomas Galle
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Munich Massacre#Part 2|Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]]
| 5
| 235+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Khalid Masood]]
| 5
| 49
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yao Jinyun
| 5
| 19
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Douglas John Edward Crabbe
| 5
| 16
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017|Rakhmat Akilov]]
| 5
| 15
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| Myanmarian Army
| 5
| 15
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yasuaki Uwabe
| 5
| 10
| N - Executed
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leroy George
| 5
| 6
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe600"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kalamazoo bicycle crash|Charles Pickett Jr.]]
| 5
| 4
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe600"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Edward Attias
| 52
| [[Epic win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe600"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adacia Chambers
| 4
| 46
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Muenster Truck Attack 2018|Jens Alexander Rüther]]
| 4
| 20+
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:South by Southwest#2014|Rashad Owens]]
| 4
| 21
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Fadi al-Qanbar
| 4
| 17
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Mohammed Faruz Abdallah
| 4
| 11
| N - Executed
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Micael da Silva
| 4
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tajikistan-flag.gif|link{{=}}Tajikistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2018 Tajikistan tourist attack|Team IS]]
| 4
| 2
| N - 5
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Marco Ahmetovic
| 4
| 0
| N - [[Epic Win|Released]]
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:1935 Revolution Day Zócalo Battle|Team Mexican Communist Party]]
| 3
| 46-50
| N
| 1935
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Hussam Taysir Duwait
| 3
| 40
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alen_Rizvan_Rizvanović|Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]]
| 3
| 36
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 21+
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Ho Chung-ming
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Kabolowsky
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Stephen Michael Ressa
| 3
| 11
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kirsi Mirjami Huhtilainen
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Avery
| 3
| 8
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Steeve Gagnon
| 3
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 7
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2013 Tiananmen Square attack|Team Turkistan Islamic Party]]
| 2
| 38
| Y? - 3
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Farhad Noori
| 2
| 37
| N
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Jose Luis Nieto Avila
| 2
| 22
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Mario Navarrete Concha
| 2
| 19
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Parkdel
| 2
| 16
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[McSkillet|Trevor J. Heitmann]]
| 2
| 8
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veeti Erkki Olavi Nikunen
| 2
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Pierre Ny St-Amand
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Jaime Schiaffino Gardella
| 2
| 5
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Allen Abrams
| 2
| 5
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Roger Self
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Narcos
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Matthew Broderick
| 2
| 0
| N - $175 fine
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cameron Herrin
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janek Tammemäki
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Agustín López Gagliasso
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Daniel Lee Young
| 1
| 54
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Rami Nasrallah Natour
| 1
| 40
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lakeisha Holloway
| 1
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[James Alex Fields]]
| 1
| 35
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Elias Antonio
| 1
| 29
| N
| 1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Joseph Popadich
| 1
| 26
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Rojas
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bradley Rein
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Qassem Mughrabi
| 1
| 19
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Omeed Aziz Popal
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mahmoud & Ahmad Zidat
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adrian Reyes
| 1
| 17
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 17
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdelkader Gridda
| 1
| 15
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Peter Clarke
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Berlin car attack|Unknown]]
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 13
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| David Patterson
| 1
| 12
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Weng Sor
| 1
| 11
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Toshiaki Hikiji
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Darren Osborne]]
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Sébastien Sarron
| 1
| 9
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Bekzhan Sarbishev
| 1
| 9
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 2023 Tel Aviv attack|Team Hamas]]
| 1
| 9
| N - Killed by motorcyclist
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis
| 1
| 5
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| [https://archive.ph/sWCxn Anon 26 year old man]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari-Pekka Hyppölä
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
|[[Anonymous]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Yasin Fayes Mohammed Jabr
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Terje Vagnild Skaugstad
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Garcia Blom
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Martin Couture-Rouleau
| 1
| 1
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Palau.png|23px|link{{=}}Palau]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Patricia Scheuer
| 1
| 1
| N - [[Epic Win|Released]]
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Lars Sonny Russel
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| [[Wikipedia:Killing of Paúl Moreno|Omar Barrios]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jesse Nieminen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniar Fouad Mohammed
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Rohan Dennis
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Nico Mattioli
| 1
| 0
| N - [[Epic Win|Released]]
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Vince Zampella
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Maurice Pahler
| 0
| [[Epic Fail|154]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Paul Doyle
| 0
| [[Epic Fail|134]]
| N
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Fernando Ramirez
| 0
| 37
| N
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Buddy Cochran
| 0
| 32
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Wen
| 0
| 30
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Michał L.
| 0
| 23
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Grzegorz Łempicki
| 0
| 20
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [https://archive.ph/QGDFa G.D]
| 0
| 19-40+
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lizzie Grubman
| 0
| 16
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Carlos Eduardo Gonzales
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Raymond Wilson
| 0
| 14
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 11
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Valentin Marius Parfenie
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Andreas N.
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kazuhiro Kusakabe
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isaiah Peoples
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Refail A.
| 0
| 7
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Hamou Benlatrèche
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sarmad al-Z.
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| McCauley Cox
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2018 Westminster car attack|Salih Khater]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 0
| 1
| N - Probation charges
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Palau.png|23px|link{{=}}Palau]]
| Tommy Sei-ichi
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Hamza Velic
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Doherty]]
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Killdozer|Marvin Heemeyer]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1995 San Diego tank rampage|Shawn Nelson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N - Killed by police
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Mohamed R.
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hans Arne Nystad
| 0
| 0
| N - Killed by police
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 0
| N - Killed by police
| 2024
|}}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:High Score Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Unabomber

2025-12-23T16:00:23Z

P0008874:

{{Conspiracy}}
{{breaking|{{EDF|t|unabomber-dies-in-prison-at-age-81.6510|He's dead}}}}
{{An hero}}

{{ib|[[File:Unabomber.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Theodore John Kaczynski '''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 22, 1942}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|June 10, 2023 (aged 81)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 23}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (At that time) Yes (in prison)}}
{{Ibend}}

[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|left|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[File:Unabomber Auction 01.jpg|355px|right]]

'''Theodore John Kaczynski''', aka the '''Unabomber''', was a mad hobo that lived in a shack near Lincoln, [[Montana]] and made a living by shrapnel bombing [[loli|babies]] and writing [[Hunter S. Thompson|Gonzo journalism]], which he later extorted the newspapers into printing. In lieu of a'sploding metal splinters in their [[goatse]]'d [[Anus|rosy pink orifices]]. But besides writing turgid wankery and crafting crude shack-made devices, he was also a major [[incel]] asshole. He sent letter bombs to several universities and airlines from the late [[1970s]] through the mid-[[1990s]], and helped make airport security the [[clusterfuck]] it is today even [[9/11|before it was cool]]. It was the longest and most expensive case the [[FBI]] has ever had. After Ted's arrest, while awaiting trial in 1998, he attempted to hang himself with a pair of underwear, and would eventually find a way to commit [[suicide]] in prison on [[2023#June|June 10, 2023]], despite originally stating in an interview that he's comfortable living the rest of his life in prison.

==[[shit bricks|When you see it]], you will shit shrapnel==

[[Image:Unabomber-fbi.gif|thumb|Artist Rendition of Dr. Raoul Douche]]
[[Image:Unabomber.jpg|thumb|Real mugshot. With the [[Epilepsy|epileptic]] fucking sketch artist it's a miracle they ever caught the fucker]]
[[File:teds cabin.jpg|thumb|right|There are many cabins like it, but this one is mine]]
The dystopian nature of his ramblings are pretty common with people who were dropped on the head as a newborn and grew up in a shack in no-mans-land without electricity, pussy, and sewers.

Cockzinsky, or [[Shit nobody cares about|however the fuck his name is pronounced]], was charged by the [[FBI]] for a number of things, but mainly being awesome and blowing shit up. In his April 24, 1995 letter to the [[jews|New York Times]], he promised "to desist from [[terrorism]]" if the Times or a similarly respected jews' journal would publish his manifesto. The Times caved, proving that they are [[fags|pretty cool guys]].

Kaczynski's cool moniker as the Unabomber was derived from his FBI codename. Before his real identity was known, the FBI used the handle "UNABOM" ("UNiversity and Airline BOMber") to refer to his case, which resulted in variants such as Unabomer, Unibomber, and Unabomber when the [[media]] started using the name, as is customary of the [[jews|media]] to [[jews_did_wtc|fuck things up]] the moment they lay their filthy hands on it.

==A growin' boy==

He was born to [[Polish]] parents, which explains his ability to survive without electricity, water, or a [[shitter]] that doesn't flush. It does not explain, however, how he got materials to make a bomb as household items are non-existent in Poland, where people survive through the ingestion of tobacco, tractor oil, and gravel.

He went to Kindergarten and school South of [[Chicago]] in Evergreen Park, which makes it a pretty safe bet he hung out with the Blues Brothers and some negroes singing about the disenfranchisement of the black people, backed by harmonica players named things like Blind Dead McJones and the lyrics sounding something like “I ain't got nuffin and dey takin' dat too”.

It was discovered at an early age that he had a high [[IQ]], which at first was thought to be a sign of a genius, but as we know now proven by people like [[Stephen Hawking]], a high IQ usually just means you're a dickbag with a huge fucking [[ego]]. He studied math at the University of Michigan, which explains his [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|unwarranted sense of self-importance]].

==How the CIA made the Unabomber==

Young Ted went to Harvard to study math. It was there that he began to fall into despair at the worldview drummed into students' heads, in which all human behavior was meaningless except [[science]] and [[faggotry|morality]] was simply invented by [[religion]]. His mental health began to suffer as a result of being reoriented into a fundamentally empty world.

At this crucial stage, young Ted was inducted into what he thought was a behavioral test, not unlike the psychological profiling he had to undergo to enter Harvard in the first place. But in fact, it was a study being carried out by [[CIA]]-funded psychologists as part of [[MKULTRA]], and aimed at discovering "breaking points" in the human psyche. Students were made to write out detailed descriptions of their hopes and ambitions. They were then interrogated under spotlights in a darkened room, and their dreams verbally torn to shreds, their ideas mocked and belittled, and their personalities attacked with great hostility and aggression. Any attempt by a subject to argue against this onslaught was met with accusations (shouted in their faces) that the student was a liar. The entire ordeal was filmed, and students were later forced to watch their interrogations on several occasions, to reinforce the humiliation and despair.

After this experience, young Ted renounced science, [[So I moved to the Yukon|retreated to a cabin in the woods]] and became firmly convinced that a society based on technology was inherently evil and had to be destroyed. [http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/06/harvard-and-the-making-of-the-unabomber/378239/ You can sort of see why, really.]

Despite all this, he never thought he could bring down industrial civilization himself with his poxy home-made bombs and manifesto, he had a private [[Cloward Piven Strategy|Cloward-Piven Strategy]] in which he was merely the first in [[Personal army|a new wave of saboteurs who would be inspired by the nationwide publication of his manifesto]] and eventually [[Unrealistic expectations|cause technological culture to crumble]]

[[TL;DR]], [[Fact|the government was behind all of this,]] [[JEWS DID WTC|like every tragedy]] [[Timothy McVeigh|you may have]] [[Columbine|read by now.]]

==A guide for a generation==

[[File:Unabomber descent into crazy1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Behold, the descent into crazy]]

{{warning|Actual relevant [[TL;DR]] shit follows.}}

{{Quote|1=The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to [[furry|indignities]], have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering—even in "advanced" countries.|2=Unabomber|3=[http://web.archive.org/web/20101204181502/http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future Industrial Society and Its Future]}}

This bland [[Big Brother|Orwellian]] wet dream recycled bullshit is obviously something he got turned on by, because he lived in a shack and couldn't get internet [[pr0n]] like regular deviants, the curious nature and lucidity of his radical reasoning aside.

The world waits anxiously as people start to [[Rule 34]] The Manifesto and Mugshot of this banana-pie mongrel.

==White Americans Hate America==
It is rumored that the Unabomber was copycatting [[Timothy McVeigh]], but as we all know the Unatard didn't have Intertubes or TV so he couldn't have known there was another white guy out to make American bestest and loveliest sunflower nation of world-desu.

Another possibility is David Koresh from the [[Waco]] [[An Hero]]-fest '93, but again there are big differences. David got laid constantly by 14-year-olds, and Crackzinsky never even got a hummer in a bathroom stall from the blowdrier. Also, <s>he didn't do something dumb like killing himself</s>, even this guy didn't suck that much at life. I mean, getting 14 year olds to bang your hairy ass daily? What a putz.

==Arrest and Imprisonment==
[[File:Unabomber_has_a_posse.jpg|thumb|Show ''your'' support for this great American hero today!]]
Teddy was [[v&|arrested]] on April 3, 1996, out in his backwoods rape cabin in Montana. After 17 years of [[troll|getting away with shit]], it ended up being his own brother who would blow the whistle on him (likely [[butthurt]] from being overshadowed his entire life by his brother's intellectual achievements). To this day, Ted and his brother still aren't talking. Ted himself now resides with [[Bubba]], serving a life sentence without parole. For the 50th reunion of his class at Harvard, he made sure to send along a notice, in case anybody wanted to know what he was up to. Under "awards" he put [http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/05/23/unabomber_college_reunion_ted_kaczynski_writes_life_update_for_harvard_alumni_magazine_.html "Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998"]. The families of his victims bawwww'd at this joke on his part, with some dong's widow saying, [[IDIFTL|"Everything is a game for him to push people’s buttons"]]. In late [[2021]] Teddy was transferred to a prison in [[North Carolina]] after the [[Retards|officials running the prison system]] realized an [[Captain Obvious|old man with cancer wasn`t escaping a max security prison]]. Kaczynski became [[An Hero]] on June 10, 2023 after [[Epstein|Hanging himself in prison]].

==Videos==

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{{center|'''A short story by Teddy... acted out with legos'''}}

<center><youtube>VW5IhsRvxPI</youtube> </center>
{{center|'''The Industrial Revolution And Its Consequences'''}}

== Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
File:Ted.png|So much for "[[hope]]".
File:Lmh-sketch.gif|Original police sketch.
File:FBI Reward poster Unabomber.jpg|[[Epic Fail|Arrest reward poster]] (FBI was desperate.)
File:Greta loves unabomber.jpg
File:Unabomber action figure.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|3|[[Fail|23 injured]]|8| |20|Mailed bombs that exploded right in their faces for increased lulz|15|Only terrorist in Americunt history whose ideology actually makes sense|20|Wasn't caught for nearly 20 years! + an hero 27 years later|66|D|MKUltra victim fights back}}

{{Wanted|4}}

== See Also ==

* [[Terrorist]]
* [[Anders Breivik]]
* [[1984]]
* [[Lulz]]
* [[Golden iPod]] - [[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] award.
* [[Chris Dorner]]

== External Links ==

* [[:Media:Industrial Society and Its Future.pdf|His TL;DR Manifesto]]:
** [https://thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-industrial-society-and-its-future-handwritten-draft-found-in-ted-s-cabin/ Partially archived handwritten draft found in Ted's Cabin]
** [https://archive.org/details/eb.-published-political-books-by-ted-kaczynski/EBA3.%20Industrial%20Society%20and%20Its%20Future%20%E2%80%93%20Washington%20Post%20published%20version/ Scan of how the manifesto looked in the washington post in 1995]
** [https://archive.org/details/industrial-society-and-its-future-2003-version/ 2003 hand-written version]
** [https://thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-industrial-society-and-it-s-future-2nd-edition/ 2010 version where Ted was happy the grammar matched the original minus the diagram]
** [https://thetedkarchive.com/library/industrial-society-and-its-future/ 2022 version including updated passages and footnotes]
** [https://thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-preface-to-industrial-society-and-its-future/ 2021 preface he wrote explaining some of the few ways his views changed since writing the manifesto]

{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{anheroes}}

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[[Category:Lulz History]]
[[Category:Serial Killers]]
[[Category:2023]]

High Score/Bomberman

2025-12-23T15:56:49Z

P0008874:

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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qahtaniyah bombings|Al Qaeda]]12
| 792
| 1562+
| Y, Y, Y, Y
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mariupol theatre airstrike|Sergey Atroshchenko]]
| 600
| 130
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:14 October 2017 Mogadishu bombings|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 587+
| 316
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}United States]]
| [[Wikipedia:Amiriyah shelter bombing|Buster Glosson]]
| 408+
| ?
| N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iram]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Karrada bombing|Team IS]]
| 341
| 246+
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air India Flight 182|Babbar Khalsa]]
| 329
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bombing of Plaza de Mayo|Argentine Army]]
| 308
| ?
| N11, N11, N11
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian apartment bombings|Ibn Al-Khattab, Achemez Gochiyayev]]
| 307
| 1000+
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:1983 Beirut barracks bombings|Team Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 305
| 150
| Y, Y
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Parthenon#Partial destruction|Venetian Army]]
| 300
| ?
| N
| 1687
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17|Igor Girkin]]
| 298
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Liceu Escolar de Lleida|Team Bando Nacional]]
| 291-700+
| ?
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Iran Air Flight 655|US Army]]
| 290
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pan Am Flight 103|Team PFLP-GC]]12
| 270
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|ISIS & Thowheeth Jama'ath]]
| 269
| 500+
| Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Korean Air Lines Flight 007|Gennadiy Osipovich]]
| 269
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:Metrojet Flight 9268|Team IS]]
| 224
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 United States embassy bombings|Al-Qaeda]]
| 213
| 4000+
| Y
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Bali bombings|Al Qaeda & Jemaah Islamiyah]]
| 202
| 209
| Y, Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004 Madrid train bombings|Al Qaeda]]
| 193
| 2050
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Kabul airport attack|ISIS-KP]]
| 183+
| 150+
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752|Team Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps]]
| 176
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCongo.png|link{{=}}Congo]]
| [[Wikipedia:UTA Flight 772|Team Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 170
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Timothy McVeigh]]
| 168
| 680+
| N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| [[Wikipedia:St. Nedelya Church assault|Petar Zadgorski, Abadzhiev Pavlov, Asen Pavlov, Nikola Petrov]]
| 150
| 500
| N, N, N, N
| 1925
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1993 Sukhumi airliner attacks|Unknown]]
| 136
| 53
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese_destroyer_Guangzhou_(160)#Explosion_in_1978|Lai Sanyang]]
| 134
| 28
| Y
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|22px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Korean Air Flight 858|Kim Hyon-hui & Kim Seung-il]]
| 115
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|23px|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gulf Air Flight 771|Team Abu Nidal Organization]]
| 112
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Avianca Flight 203|Dandeny Muñoz]]
| 110
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shijiazhuang bombings|Jin Ruchao]]
| 108
| 38
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPalestine.png|23px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| [[Wikipedia:Yahya Ayyash|Yahya Ayyash]]
| 101
| 338
| N2
| 1993-1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 100
| 110+
| Y
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bolgrad palace bombing|Unknown]]
| 100
| ?
| N
| 1921
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kerman bombings|Team IS]]
| 94
| 284
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004 Russian aircraft bombings|Amanta Nagayeva & Satsita Dzhebirkhanova]]
| 90
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Hongqing
| 89+
| 98+
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ahmad Qasir|Ahmad Qasir]]
| 89+
| 55
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:2005 Sharm El Sheikh bombings|Abdullah Azzam Brigades]]
| 88
| ~150
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qitaihe bombing|Xu Fenghao & Xu Fengde]]
| 86
| 222
| N, N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:AMIA bombing|Hezbollah]]
| 85
| 300
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bologna massacre|Team Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari]]
| 85
| 200+
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alexander Keith Jr.|Alexander Keith]]
| 81-83
| 200
| Y
| 1875
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cathay Pacific Flight 700Z|Unknown]]
| 81
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Itavia Flight 870|Unknown]]
| 81
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Team IS
| 80
| 260
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Chingis Yunusogly Rzayev
| 80
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| [[Wikipedia:Siberia Airlines Flight 1812|Ukrainian Army]]
| 78
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010_Kampala_bombings|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 74
| 85
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cubana de Aviación Flight 455|Freddy Lugo & Hernan Lozano]]
| 73
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Sri Lanka Army
| 71
| 150
| N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Greece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cyprus Airways Flight 284|Team EOKA]]12
| 66
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1967
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Peshawar mosque attack|Julaybib al-Kabuli]]
| 62
| 196
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zliten truck bombing|Abu al-Abbas al-Muhajir]]
| 60
| 200
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kramatorsk railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 60
| 110+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:1982-1983 Tyre headquarters bombings#Second bombing|Team Hezbollah]]
| 60
| ~40
| Y
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1986 Sudan Airways Fokker F-27 shootdown|Team SPLA]]
| 60
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRhodesia.png|link{{=}}Rhodesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Rhodesia Flight 827|Team ZIPRA]]
| 59
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Alekseychik
| 58
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 57
| 50
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:7/7|Al Qaeda]]
| 56
| 700
| Y - 4
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dedebit Elementary School airstrike|Ethiopian Army]]
| 56-59
| 30–126+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:20 September 2024 Beirut attack|Israeli Army]]
| 55
| 68+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 54
| 80
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Olenivka prison massacre|Russian Army]]
| 53+
| 75+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Canadian Pacific Air Lines Flight 21|Unknown]]
| 52
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chasiv Yar missile strike|Russian Army]]
| 48
| 9+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Dnipro residential building airstrike|Russian Army]]
| 46
| 80
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 45
| 126
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Andrew Kehoe]]
| 44
| 58
| Y
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Gilbert Graham]]
| 44
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Continental Airlines Flight 11|Thomas Doty]]
| 44
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1962
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Team IS
| 43
| 230
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:City Point, Virginia#Confederate_sabotage|John Maxwell]]
| 43-300
| 126+
| N10
| 1864
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia residential building airstrikes|Russian Army]]
| 43+
| 89+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Lebanon electronic device attacks|Israeli Army]]
| 42
| 4000
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:1965 Saigon bombing|Team Viet Cong]]
| 42
| 80
| N
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kunduz hospital airstrike|US Army]]
| 42
| 30
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Chucai
| 42
| 27
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wall Street bombing|Team Galleanisti]]
| 39
| 143+
| N
| 1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Azerbaijan Airlines Flight 8243|Kadyrovites]]
| 38
| 29
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNepal.png|23px|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Badarmude bus explosion|Team Communist Party of Nepal]]
| 38-53
| 71
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 37
| 137
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:Philippine Airlines Flight 215|Unknown]]
| 36
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:2003 Casablanca bombings|Team Salafia Jihadia]]
| 34
| ~100
| Y - 11
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Hezbollah headquarters strike|Israeli Army]]
| 33+
| 195+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Şeyh Abdurrahman Alagöz
| 33
| 104
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:National Airlines Flight 2511|Julian Frank]]
| 33
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia civilian convoy attack|Russian Army]]
| 32
| 88
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Team IS
| 31
| 260
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Gao Haiping
| 31
| 127
| Y
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Passover massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 30
| 140
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabab
| 30
| 40
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Ali
| 30
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Gwoza bombings|Team IS]]
| 29
| 48
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSudan.png|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| Unknown
| 28
| 37
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1994 Baku Metro bombings|Oktay Gurbanov, Lezghin Azer Aslanov]]
| 27
| 91
| Y,N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Donetsk attack|Ukrainian Army]]
| 27
| 25
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia: 2024 Quetta railway station bombing|Team Balochistan Liberation Army]]
| 26
| 60
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Mateu Morral Roca
| 25
| 100
| Y
| 1906
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 25
| 49
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chaplyne railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 25
| 31
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Unknown
| 25-28
| 10-12
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Tatarnikov
| 23
| ?
| Y
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Albert Guay
| 23
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Team MPM
| 23
| 110
| N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Ariana Grande Massacre|Salman Ramadan Abedi]]
| 22
| 239
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Santiago Salvador Franch
| 22
| 35
| Y
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:1992 Buenos Aires Israeli embassy bombing|Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 21
| 242
| Y
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John McNamara, James McNamara
| 21
| 100+
| N, N
| 1910
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kremenchuk shopping mall attack|Russian Army]]
| 21
| 56
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Asadbek Madiyarov
| 21+
| 50+
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Rahama Tullah
| 21
| 47
| N
| {{Hover|1980|Some argue that it happened sometime in the 70s}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hipercor_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 21
| 45
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alas Chiricanas Flight 00901|Ali Hawa Jamal]]
| 21
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:1985–86 Paris attacks|Team CSPPA]]
| 20
| 255
| N
| [[Epic Win|1985-1986]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tarnów_train_station_bombing|Antoni Guzy]]
| 20
| 35
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu tea shop bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 20
| 10
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia_miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ghriba synagogue bombing|Al Qaeda]]
| 19
| 30+
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004_Dhemaji_school_bombing|Team ULFA]]
| 18
| 40
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Hu Baoqiang
| 17
| 40
| Y
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Minsk Metro bombing|Dzmitry Kanavalau, Uladzislau Kavalyou]]
| 15
| 204
| N, N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Reynaldo Barde
| 15
| 70
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing|Akbarzhon Jalilov]]
| 15
| 64
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thenmozhi Rajaratnam
| 15
| 43
| Y
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Tbilisi–Agdam bus bombing|Armen Mikhailovich Avanesyan, Mikhail Mikhailovich Tatevosov]]
| 15-20
| 16-30
| N,N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Israeli Army
| 14
| 30
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Pero Raecivich
| 14
| 15
| Y
| 1942
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:16 March 2022 Chernihiv breadline attack|Russian Army]]
| 14
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cafetería_Rolando_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 13
| 71
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Raul de Oliveira
| 13
| 1
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Gundolf Köhler
| 12
| 211
| N3
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Majdal Shams attack|Team Hezbollah]]
| 12
| 42+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Plaza_República_Dominicana_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 12
| 32
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px|link{{=}}Tajikistan]]
| Bobomurad Ismatov
| 12
| 28
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Juvénal Habyarimana and Cyprien Ntaryamira|Team Front Patriotique Rwandais]]12
| 12
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaragoza barracks bombing|Team ETA]]
| 11
| 88
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 United States embassy bombings|Al-Qaeda]]
| 11
| 85
| N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Stepan Khalturin
| 11
| 56
| N10
| 1880
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|24px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| A. H. Hassan
| 11
| 30+
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 11
| 25
| N10
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|24px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Vitoon Sulngarm
| 11
| 12
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Krasnodar bus bombing|Peter Kuzmich Volynsky]]
| 10
| 90
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Justin Angelo Gbaki
| 10
| 32
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mogadishu_tea_shop_bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 18
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu market bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 15
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Johannes Raag
| 10
| 0-4
| N
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:August 2021 Kabul drone strike|US Army]]
| 10
| 0
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Top Coffee bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 9
| 20
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Anonymous soldier
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Rodger Warren
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Serbian Army
| 9
| ?
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 Mitsubishi Heavy Industries bombing|East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front]]
| 8
| 376+
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]
| 8
| 209
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Felice Orsini
| 8
| 142
| N
| 1858
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bannu Cantonment attack|Team Taliban]]
| 8
| 141
| N (killed)
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Georg Elser#Bombing|Georg Elser]]
| 8
| 62
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|23px|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Manuel Castillo
| 8
| ?
| Y
| 1952
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Dominic Martin
| 8
| 50+
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ilya Galkin, Mikhail Denisenko
| 8
| 46
| N
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 30+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu SYL Hotel attack and siege|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 8
| 27
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 8
| 13
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyiv shopping centre bombing|Russian Army]]
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 1979 Madrid bombings|Team ETA]]
| 7
| 100+
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1993 Madrid bombings|Team ETA]]
| 7
| 25
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 7
| 6
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Märt Ringmaa
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1995-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[9/11|Ramzi Yousef]]
| 6
| 1042
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]]
| 6
| 166
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Ahlam Albashir
| 6
| 81
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Mohamad Hassan El-Husseini
| 6
| 32
| Y
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Émile Henry
| 6
| 20+
| N
| 1892-1894
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1995 Vallecas bombing|Team ETA]]
| 6
| 17
| N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 6
| 14
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 6
| 10
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Unknown
| 6
| ?
| N
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| [[Wikipedia:2018 attacks on the northern border of Ecuador|Team Comité Base Mantaro Rojo]]
| 5
| 27
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Plot of the rue Saint-Nicaise|Team Les Exclusifs]]
| 5
| 26
| N
| 1800
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Paul Harold Orgeron
| 5
| 18
| Y
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Unknown
| 5
| 17
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024_Qala_Bakhtiar_bombing|Team IS]]
| 5
| 13
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 5
| 10
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| [[ISIS|Isa Dare]]
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Ilyushin Il-76 shootdown in Darfur|Team Rapid Support Forces]]
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]]
| 4
| 2644
| N11, N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:1980 Paris synagogue bombing|Hassan Diab]]
| 4
| 46
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Gianfranco Bertoli
| 4
| 45
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| Unknown
| 4
| 45
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagElSalvador.png|23px|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| Julio Retana
| 4
| 45
| Y
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|23px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 4
| 25
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[1-14 Jakarta Attacks|Team IS]]
| 4
| 24
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|24px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:20 July plot|Claus von Stauffenberg]]
| 4
| 20
| N
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Naum Tyufekchiev|Naum Tyufekchiev]]
| 4
| 8
| N10
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| David Copeland
| 3
| 140
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Eric Rudolph
| 37
| 120
| N
| 1996-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Thomas Bernard Brigham
| 3
| 70
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Anonymous men
| 3
| 48
| N, N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 24+
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Unabomber|Ted Kaczynski]]
| 3
| 23
| N13
| 1978-1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu prison attack|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 3
| 21
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| {{Hover|Team ETA|Plaza Ramales Bombing}}
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 3
| 15
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Attack on Abu Bakr Mosque of Baku|Team Derbent Jamaat]]12
| 3
| 11
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Bernhard Johansson
| 3
| 7
| Y
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| Team IS
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| [[Wikipedia:Quito Israeli Embassy bombing|Team ¡Alfaro Vive, Carajo!]]12
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|23px|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Ernst-Robert Grawitz
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Assassination of Luis Carrero Blanco|Team ETA]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Falklands War#Civilians|British Army]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 28
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2006 Madrid–Barajas Airport bombing|Team ETA]]
| 2
| 20~52
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Niels Poulsen
| 2
| 19
| N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 18
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Heidrun-Erika Jung
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Anonymous soldier
| 2
| 13
| N
| 1954
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Rodolfo Garcia
| 2
| 11
| N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| [[Wikipedia:1992 Aden hotel bombings|Team Islamic Jihad in Yemen]]
| 2
| 7
| N
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Triston Jay Amero
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mark Anthony Conditt
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juha-Pekka Rautiainen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Simón Radowitzky|Simón Radowitzky]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA2nd
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Palma Nova bombing|Team ETA]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Trepova
| 1
| 42
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Anonymous soldier
| 1
| 25
| N
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Ukrainian_SSR.png|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Batryn
| 1
| 25
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anton Nilson
| 1
| 23
| N
| 1908
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Gerhard Berg
| 1
| 22
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Said Al Nasr
| 1
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 15+
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Maciej Gumkowski
| 1
| 15+
| ?9
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|23px|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| Omar Ahmed Abdullah Ali
| 1
| 12
| Y
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 7
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yrjö Armas Laine
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brindisi school bombing|Giovanni Vantaggiato]]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 2
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Diana Ramazova
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Anonymous woman
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Max Hupli
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Adan Kousa
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Niilo Vilppu Pirinen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| William Leonard Engström
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Reynaldo Barnett, Joshua Dietrich Sjölund
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| 0
| 96
| N
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Anonymous Student
| 0
| 58
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Rwandan rebels
| 0
| 38
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Retard|Ahmed Hassan]]
| 0
| 305
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jew York|Ahmad Khan Rahami]]
| 0
| 29
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 27
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEcuador.png|link{{=}}Ecuador]]
| Team Frente Oliver Sinisterra
| 0
| 23
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Auguste Vaillant
| 0
| 20
| N
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Italian Unabomber|Unknown]]
| 0
| 17
| N
| 1994-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Omar Kaireh
| 0
| 16
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Metesky
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1940-1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Santiago subway bombing|Juan Flores Riquelme]]
| 0
| 14
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| Juan Carlos Jimenez Gonzalez
| 0
| 13
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| André Luiz Goulart Matos
| 0
| 13
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mohammad Daleel
| 0
| 12
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|Link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladislav Struzhenkov
| 0
| 11
| [[Fail|N]]
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[2020 Nashville Bombing|Anthony Quinn Warner]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Matthew Livelsberger]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Helder
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Allan Steen Kristensen
| 0
| 5
| N
| 1977-1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:ETA attacks in the Netherlands|Team ETA]]
| 0
| 5
| N
| 1989-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 5
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 5
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Guy Edward Bartkus]]
| 0
| 4
| Y
| 2025
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| ?
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Petter_Kyvik|Petter Kristian Kyvik]]
| 0
| 4
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMaldives.png|link{{=}}Maldives]]
| Adhuham Ahmed Rasheed
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritania.png|link{{=}}Mauritania]]
| Ahmed al-Barka
| 0
| 3
| Y
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Mudslime|Akayed Ullah]]
| 0
| 3
| N6
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Ole Kristian Brastad
| 0
| 1
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Mohamed Game
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Wrocław attack|Paweł Reczuch]]
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Cole Carini]]
| 0
| 18
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Emad Al Swealmeen
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lehi street bombing|Jafar Muna]]
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ricardo Lopez]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Oscar López Ortega
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Jake Bilardi|Jake Bilardi]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Unknown
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Yoo
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Francisco Wanderley Luiz
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gunpowder Plot|Team Catesby]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| [[Oldfag|1605]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team G.R.A.P.O.
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team G.R.A.P.O.
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Richard Reid]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Team ETA
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Juan Manuel Morales Sierra
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Lee Loewen
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| Unknown
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N10
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joshua Goldberg]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Oussama Zariouh
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cesar Sayoc]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Marcos Nicolás Viola
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Taylor Swift Bombing|Team IS]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Unknown
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
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