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{{天|&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING: This article might be [[underage|babby&#039;s first exposure to porn]].&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;GoAnimate/Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039; community consists of underage children, If they visit this article it might be their first time seeing NSFW content.|Dumbass Baby.png|78px|#ffc6c6|50%}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:GoFuckYourself.png|thumb|250px|GoAnimate&#039;s previous [[faggot]] real name.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Name&#039;&#039;&#039;|Go!Animate (2007-2013)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GoAnimate (2013-2018)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vyond (2018-Present)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Years Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|2007-Present}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Founder&#039;&#039;&#039;|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Type&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[no|&amp;quot;Animation&amp;quot;]] Website}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. at least it was before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039; (formerly &#039;&#039;&#039;GoAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; until 2013) is a [[shitty]] &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond &amp;quot;animations&amp;quot; are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content.&lt;br /&gt;
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== GoAnimate: The Movie ==&lt;br /&gt;
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour&#039;s worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as &#039;&#039;GoAnimate: The Movie&#039;&#039;. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247&#039;s intro on one of his videos]).&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It&#039;s about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol&#039; Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn&#039;t fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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The movie revolves around this nerd named &amp;quot;[[PC]] Guy&amp;quot; with the most creative name in the world in the land of &amp;quot;Toon-sty&amp;quot;, shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b&amp;amp; while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It&#039;s up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this &amp;quot;thing&amp;quot; is. It&#039;s got [[children|sing-alongs]], it&#039;s got rip-offs, it&#039;s got [[Google]] images, it&#039;s got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it&#039;s got groundings, it&#039;s got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don&#039;t forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue&#039;s Clues]], that pissed everyone off.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: &amp;quot;If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they&#039;re wrong.&amp;quot;. Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and &amp;quot;claim&amp;quot; more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]&#039;s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it&#039;s back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with &#039;&#039;&#039;CGI&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;ll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The cancer of the GA community.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Community==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don&#039;t know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don&#039;t like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don&#039;t like GA.  Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;adamkleinschmidt2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Anderson&#039;&#039;&#039;: Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:&#039;&#039;&#039; a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe&#039;s Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra &amp;quot;Moonlight&amp;quot; Disney&#039;s GoAnimate account&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Memy9909:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Memy9909|There&#039;s already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omegalore:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Igor The Mii:&#039;&#039;&#039; A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;AnimationSensation02:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;African Vulture&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children&#039;s cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Redmau:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We&#039;re not joking.] What&#039;s ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor Jolicoeur:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael The Vyond Guy:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called &amp;quot;Mikiko&amp;quot;, and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj &amp;quot;users that suck&amp;quot; list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn&#039;t notable enough for an article that isn&#039;t an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him &amp;quot;Michael The GoAnimate Guy&amp;quot;, he bought a gummy pizza in anger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;MacusoperAndLPSLover:&#039;&#039;&#039; A kid obsessed with making &#039;calming videos&#039; in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named &#039;Macusoper&#039; getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;WeatherStar4000Video&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven&#039;t already kicked his sorry fatass out)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; NEVERMIND HE&#039;S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Keegan Salisbury&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Keegan Salisbury|There&#039;s already an article about him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[RainBoy107]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri&#039;ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he&#039;s a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles&#039; Union]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TuxToons2K2&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy&#039;s partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend&#039;s footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Darren Pipster&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Darren Pipster|There&#039;s already an article for him but it needs more work]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Fandom and known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]&#039;s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amanda Rose&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn&#039;t give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn&#039;t give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on &amp;quot;GoCity&amp;quot; Discord server at the end of January 2022]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|Jonah Campbell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diogo Mendes/Doggis&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Doggis|There&#039;s already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russia|Russian]] kid with [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|shitty grammar]] who has a strong hate-boner for [[Shit no one cares about|PlayKids]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Roku Kun The Vyonder&#039;&#039;&#039;: -  Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, &amp;quot;making [[child abuse]] videos&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Shaun Sullivan&#039;&#039;&#039;: - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;PaperLuigi99&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his &amp;quot;Caillou&#039;s Ultimate Punishment Day&amp;quot; video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making &amp;quot;[[child abuse]]&amp;quot; videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a &amp;quot;child abuser&amp;quot;; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;VittorioTheVyonder2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;samster5677&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|James Parker]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Armstrong&#039;&#039;&#039;: A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|&#039;&#039;&#039;stabbed in the vagina&#039;&#039;&#039;]] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TheRealRandomLozzie&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK&#039;s version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She&#039;s also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rack Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;DarkSideFan2K6&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;FUN FACT:&#039;&#039; Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wilson Perez&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn&#039;t like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;louielouie95&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;NotSmirks&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Joey Nigro]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tboneodeth Productions&#039;&#039;&#039; - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chase The StickBoy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named &#039;&#039;&#039;Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp&#039;&#039;&#039;], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&amp;amp;]] from both WrapperOffline&#039;s Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying &amp;quot;Lolicon is not illegal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Everything PC Gaming]]&#039;&#039;&#039;(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;spooky ghost:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amnesiak:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled &amp;quot;josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)&amp;quot; Something is obviously wrong with this individual  There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], &#039;&#039;[[Battle for Dream Island]]&#039;&#039;/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children&#039;s entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you&#039;ll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using &amp;quot;Grounded threats&amp;quot; and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical trends in the community==&lt;br /&gt;
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it&#039;s a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grounded videos:&#039;&#039;&#039; self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Behaviour card day:&#039;&#039;&#039; in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone&#039;s comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There&#039;s a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;By the numbers:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator&#039;s puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rants:&#039;&#039;&#039; shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated &amp;quot;rants&amp;quot; which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to &amp;quot;going on failure adventures&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;nobody giving a fuck about them.&amp;quot; How nobody gives a fuck about them when they&#039;re making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they&#039;re going to rant on next. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Errors:&#039;&#039;&#039; These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character&#039;s &amp;quot;lair&amp;quot;, the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says &amp;quot;if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you&amp;quot;. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here&#039;s a video with this &amp;quot;trend&amp;quot; (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren&#039;t originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Heroes rule! Villains suck!:&#039;&#039;&#039; This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:&#039;&#039;&#039; these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn&#039;t because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;uolliaC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream &amp;quot;waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&amp;quot; in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Vyond-styled Rants===&lt;br /&gt;
Here&#039;s how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate City Warfare==&lt;br /&gt;
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The Ringleader (Blukas)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he&#039;ll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&amp;amp;, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;RegularSpark&#039;&#039;&#039; One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Kenny Animate]]&#039;&#039;&#039; There&#039;s already a page about him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;D0VX3ebAqoI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;l2E7OUfNrag&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;So did this one.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ACwF9gVuZAE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Not so much this one though.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;QUHGUiAYVH4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can&#039;t because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate Explained==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;k3Pjgs9I9Ns&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ivvSVcZ8kms&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;j4PTf7LgsIE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll a VyondFag==&lt;br /&gt;
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.&lt;br /&gt;
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.&lt;br /&gt;
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Disrespect their opinion&amp;quot; on something completely irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with &amp;quot;baby shows&amp;quot; is suspicious.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; real animation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into &amp;quot;Vyond&amp;quot; and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it&#039;s just the same shitty &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; software they hated, and cancel their membership.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Autism]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A &#039;&#039;REQUIREMENT&#039;&#039; to use Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Same Circle===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond&#039;s demographic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot;]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s name.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Founder&#039;&#039;&#039;|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. at least it was before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039; (formerly &#039;&#039;&#039;GoAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; until 2013) is a [[shitty]] &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond &amp;quot;animations&amp;quot; are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content.&lt;br /&gt;
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== GoAnimate: The Movie ==&lt;br /&gt;
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour&#039;s worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as &#039;&#039;GoAnimate: The Movie&#039;&#039;. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247&#039;s intro on one of his videos]).&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It&#039;s about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol&#039; Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn&#039;t fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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The movie revolves around this nerd named &amp;quot;[[PC]] Guy&amp;quot; with the most creative name in the world in the land of &amp;quot;Toon-sty&amp;quot;, shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b&amp;amp; while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It&#039;s up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this &amp;quot;thing&amp;quot; is. It&#039;s got [[children|sing-alongs]], it&#039;s got rip-offs, it&#039;s got [[Google]] images, it&#039;s got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it&#039;s got groundings, it&#039;s got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don&#039;t forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue&#039;s Clues]], that pissed everyone off.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: &amp;quot;If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they&#039;re wrong.&amp;quot;. Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and &amp;quot;claim&amp;quot; more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]&#039;s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it&#039;s back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with &#039;&#039;&#039;CGI&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;ll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The cancer of the GA community.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Community==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don&#039;t know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don&#039;t like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don&#039;t like GA.  Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;adamkleinschmidt2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Anderson&#039;&#039;&#039;: Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:&#039;&#039;&#039; a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe&#039;s Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra &amp;quot;Moonlight&amp;quot; Disney&#039;s GoAnimate account&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Memy9909:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Memy9909|There&#039;s already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omegalore:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Igor The Mii:&#039;&#039;&#039; A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;AnimationSensation02:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;African Vulture&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children&#039;s cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Redmau:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We&#039;re not joking.] What&#039;s ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor Jolicoeur:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael The Vyond Guy:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called &amp;quot;Mikiko&amp;quot;, and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj &amp;quot;users that suck&amp;quot; list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn&#039;t notable enough for an article that isn&#039;t an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him &amp;quot;Michael The GoAnimate Guy&amp;quot;, he bought a gummy pizza in anger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;MacusoperAndLPSLover:&#039;&#039;&#039; A kid obsessed with making &#039;calming videos&#039; in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named &#039;Macusoper&#039; getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;WeatherStar4000Video&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven&#039;t already kicked his sorry fatass out)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; NEVERMIND HE&#039;S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Keegan Salisbury&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Keegan Salisbury|There&#039;s already an article about him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[RainBoy107]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri&#039;ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he&#039;s a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles&#039; Union]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TuxToons2K2&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy&#039;s partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend&#039;s footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Darren Pipster&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Darren Pipster|There&#039;s already an article for him but it needs more work]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Fandom and known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]&#039;s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amanda Rose&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn&#039;t give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn&#039;t give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on &amp;quot;GoCity&amp;quot; Discord server at the end of January 2022]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|Jonah Campbell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diogo Mendes/Doggis&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Doggis|There&#039;s already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russia|Russian]] kid with [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|shitty grammar]] who has a strong hate-boner for [[Shit no one cares about|PlayKids]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Roku Kun The Vyonder&#039;&#039;&#039;: -  Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, &amp;quot;making [[child abuse]] videos&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Shaun Sullivan&#039;&#039;&#039;: - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;PaperLuigi99&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his &amp;quot;Caillou&#039;s Ultimate Punishment Day&amp;quot; video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making &amp;quot;[[child abuse]]&amp;quot; videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a &amp;quot;child abuser&amp;quot;; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;VittorioTheVyonder2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;samster5677&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|James Parker]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Armstrong&#039;&#039;&#039;: A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|&#039;&#039;&#039;stabbed in the vagina&#039;&#039;&#039;]] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TheRealRandomLozzie&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK&#039;s version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She&#039;s also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rack Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;DarkSideFan2K6&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;FUN FACT:&#039;&#039; Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wilson Perez&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn&#039;t like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;louielouie95&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;NotSmirks&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Joey Nigro]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tboneodeth Productions&#039;&#039;&#039; - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chase The StickBoy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named &#039;&#039;&#039;Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp&#039;&#039;&#039;], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&amp;amp;]] from both WrapperOffline&#039;s Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying &amp;quot;Lolicon is not illegal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Everything PC Gaming]]&#039;&#039;&#039;(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;spooky ghost:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amnesiak:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled &amp;quot;josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)&amp;quot; Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], &#039;&#039;[[Battle for Dream Island]]&#039;&#039;/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children&#039;s entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you&#039;ll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using &amp;quot;Grounded threats&amp;quot; and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical trends in the community==&lt;br /&gt;
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it&#039;s a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grounded videos:&#039;&#039;&#039; self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Behaviour card day:&#039;&#039;&#039; in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone&#039;s comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There&#039;s a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;By the numbers:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator&#039;s puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rants:&#039;&#039;&#039; shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated &amp;quot;rants&amp;quot; which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to &amp;quot;going on failure adventures&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;nobody giving a fuck about them.&amp;quot; How nobody gives a fuck about them when they&#039;re making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they&#039;re going to rant on next. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Errors:&#039;&#039;&#039; These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character&#039;s &amp;quot;lair&amp;quot;, the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says &amp;quot;if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you&amp;quot;. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here&#039;s a video with this &amp;quot;trend&amp;quot; (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren&#039;t originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Heroes rule! Villains suck!:&#039;&#039;&#039; This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:&#039;&#039;&#039; these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn&#039;t because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;uolliaC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream &amp;quot;waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&amp;quot; in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Vyond-styled Rants===&lt;br /&gt;
Here&#039;s how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate City Warfare==&lt;br /&gt;
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The Ringleader (Blukas)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he&#039;ll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&amp;amp;, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;RegularSpark&#039;&#039;&#039; One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Kenny Animate]]&#039;&#039;&#039; There&#039;s already a page about him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;D0VX3ebAqoI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;l2E7OUfNrag&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;So did this one.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ACwF9gVuZAE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Not so much this one though.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;QUHGUiAYVH4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can&#039;t because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate Explained==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;k3Pjgs9I9Ns&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ivvSVcZ8kms&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;j4PTf7LgsIE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll a VyondFag==&lt;br /&gt;
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.&lt;br /&gt;
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.&lt;br /&gt;
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Disrespect their opinion&amp;quot; on something completely irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with &amp;quot;baby shows&amp;quot; is suspicious.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; real animation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into &amp;quot;Vyond&amp;quot; and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it&#039;s just the same shitty &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; software they hated, and cancel their membership.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Autism]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A &#039;&#039;REQUIREMENT&#039;&#039; to use Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Same Circle===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond&#039;s demographic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot;]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s name.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Founder&#039;&#039;&#039;|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. at least it was before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039; (formerly &#039;&#039;&#039;GoAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; until 2013) is a [[shitty]] &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond &amp;quot;animations&amp;quot; are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content.&lt;br /&gt;
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== GoAnimate: The Movie ==&lt;br /&gt;
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour&#039;s worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as &#039;&#039;GoAnimate: The Movie&#039;&#039;. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247&#039;s intro on one of his videos]).&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It&#039;s about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol&#039; Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn&#039;t fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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The movie revolves around this nerd named &amp;quot;[[PC]] Guy&amp;quot; with the most creative name in the world in the land of &amp;quot;Toon-sty&amp;quot;, shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b&amp;amp; while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It&#039;s up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this &amp;quot;thing&amp;quot; is. It&#039;s got [[children|sing-alongs]], it&#039;s got rip-offs, it&#039;s got [[Google]] images, it&#039;s got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it&#039;s got groundings, it&#039;s got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don&#039;t forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue&#039;s Clues]], that pissed everyone off.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: &amp;quot;If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they&#039;re wrong.&amp;quot;. Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and &amp;quot;claim&amp;quot; more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]&#039;s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it&#039;s back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with &#039;&#039;&#039;CGI&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;ll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The cancer of the GA community.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Community==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don&#039;t know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don&#039;t like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don&#039;t like GA.  Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;adamkleinschmidt2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Anderson&#039;&#039;&#039;: Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:&#039;&#039;&#039; a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe&#039;s Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra &amp;quot;Moonlight&amp;quot; Disney&#039;s GoAnimate account&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Memy9909:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Memy9909|There&#039;s already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omegalore:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Igor The Mii:&#039;&#039;&#039; A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;AnimationSensation02:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;African Vulture&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children&#039;s cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Redmau:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We&#039;re not joking.] What&#039;s ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor Jolicoeur:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael The Vyond Guy:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called &amp;quot;Mikiko&amp;quot;, and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj &amp;quot;users that suck&amp;quot; list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn&#039;t notable enough for an article that isn&#039;t an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him &amp;quot;Michael The GoAnimate Guy&amp;quot;, he bought a gummy pizza in anger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;MacusoperAndLPSLover:&#039;&#039;&#039; A kid obsessed with making &#039;calming videos&#039; in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named &#039;Macusoper&#039; getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;WeatherStar4000Video&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven&#039;t already kicked his sorry fatass out)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; NEVERMIND HE&#039;S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Keegan Salisbury&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Keegan Salisbury|There&#039;s already an article about him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[RainBoy107]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri&#039;ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he&#039;s a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles&#039; Union]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TuxToons2K2&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy&#039;s partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend&#039;s footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Darren Pipster&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Darren Pipster|There&#039;s already an article for him but it needs more work]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Fandom and known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]&#039;s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amanda Rose&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn&#039;t give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn&#039;t give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on &amp;quot;GoCity&amp;quot; Discord server at the end of January 2022]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|Jonah Campbell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diogo Mendes/Doggis&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Doggis|There&#039;s already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russia|Russian]] kid with [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|shitty grammar]] who has a strong hate-boner for [[Shit no one cares about|PlayKids]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Roku Kun The Vyonder&#039;&#039;&#039;: -  Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, &amp;quot;making [[child abuse]] videos&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Shaun Sullivan&#039;&#039;&#039;: - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;PaperLuigi99&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his &amp;quot;Caillou&#039;s Ultimate Punishment Day&amp;quot; video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making &amp;quot;[[child abuse]]&amp;quot; videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a &amp;quot;child abuser&amp;quot;; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;VittorioTheVyonder2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;samster5677&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|James Parker]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Armstrong&#039;&#039;&#039;: A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|&#039;&#039;&#039;stabbed in the vagina&#039;&#039;&#039;]] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TheRealRandomLozzie&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK&#039;s version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She&#039;s also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rack Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;DarkSideFan2K6&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;FUN FACT:&#039;&#039; Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wilson Perez&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn&#039;t like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;louielouie95&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;NotSmirks&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Joey Nigro]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tboneodeth Productions&#039;&#039;&#039; - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chase The StickBoy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named &#039;&#039;&#039;Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp&#039;&#039;&#039;], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&amp;amp;]] from both WrapperOffline&#039;s Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying &amp;quot;Lolicon is not illegal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Everything PC Gaming]]&#039;&#039;&#039;(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;spooky ghost:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amnesiak:&#039;&#039;&#039; Another accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, there&#039;s also an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], &#039;&#039;[[Battle for Dream Island]]&#039;&#039;/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children&#039;s entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you&#039;ll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using &amp;quot;Grounded threats&amp;quot; and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical trends in the community==&lt;br /&gt;
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it&#039;s a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grounded videos:&#039;&#039;&#039; self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Behaviour card day:&#039;&#039;&#039; in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone&#039;s comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There&#039;s a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;By the numbers:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator&#039;s puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rants:&#039;&#039;&#039; shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated &amp;quot;rants&amp;quot; which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to &amp;quot;going on failure adventures&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;nobody giving a fuck about them.&amp;quot; How nobody gives a fuck about them when they&#039;re making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they&#039;re going to rant on next. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Errors:&#039;&#039;&#039; These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character&#039;s &amp;quot;lair&amp;quot;, the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says &amp;quot;if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you&amp;quot;. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here&#039;s a video with this &amp;quot;trend&amp;quot; (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren&#039;t originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Heroes rule! Villains suck!:&#039;&#039;&#039; This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:&#039;&#039;&#039; these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn&#039;t because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;uolliaC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream &amp;quot;waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&amp;quot; in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Vyond-styled Rants===&lt;br /&gt;
Here&#039;s how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate City Warfare==&lt;br /&gt;
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The Ringleader (Blukas)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he&#039;ll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&amp;amp;, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;RegularSpark&#039;&#039;&#039; One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Kenny Animate]]&#039;&#039;&#039; There&#039;s already a page about him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;D0VX3ebAqoI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;l2E7OUfNrag&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;So did this one.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ACwF9gVuZAE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Not so much this one though.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;QUHGUiAYVH4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can&#039;t because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate Explained==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;k3Pjgs9I9Ns&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ivvSVcZ8kms&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;j4PTf7LgsIE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll a VyondFag==&lt;br /&gt;
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.&lt;br /&gt;
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.&lt;br /&gt;
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Disrespect their opinion&amp;quot; on something completely irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with &amp;quot;baby shows&amp;quot; is suspicious.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; real animation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into &amp;quot;Vyond&amp;quot; and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it&#039;s just the same shitty &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; software they hated, and cancel their membership.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Autism]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A &#039;&#039;REQUIREMENT&#039;&#039; to use Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Same Circle===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond&#039;s demographic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot;]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s name.&lt;br /&gt;
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If all &#039;&#039;&#039;furries&#039;&#039;&#039; were firm-bodied [[Playboy|women in bunny suits]], with nice [[Boobs|chesticles]] and a preference for [[Cock|the better race]], there&#039;d be no need for an ED article and we&#039;d be too [[fap|busy]] to write one. Unfortunately, furries are just the opposite, and what&#039;s worse is they want to convert you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries are the scum of the earth, and the surest candidates for [[dying alone]]. The furry fandom will accept [[sick fuck|ANYONE]],  including [[Kique7|dog-fucking zoophiles]], and hence attracts the worst and most [[you|pathetic people in the world]]. They are near the bottom of the Internet food chain, even ranking below [[Otherkin]] and [[bronies]] (both lesser kin to furries), [[Chris-chan]], and definitely above [[you]]. Furries are so ugly that they make [[Brian Peppers]] look attractive, so stupid that they make [[Asperger&#039;s syndrome|autistics]] look smart, and are overall pathetic beyond compare. Likewise, they are attracted to people who use perverted zoophile [[Snapchat]] animal filters such as the popular [[dog filter]]. [[FAIL]] doesn&#039;t even begin to encompass how bad furries do in life. [[Dying alone]] is the best they can do, preferably in the style of [[Mr Hands|Mr. Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
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To put furfaggotry in perspective, furries are to animals what [[LARP|larpers]] are to medieval faggotry, and the differences are sometimes very subtle. Larpers are at least willing to admit what they do is all in pretense,and generally try to keep it as separate as possible from their real lives (jobs, families, friends). But here&#039;s the difference: furries dont have lives to keep separate from their fandom, so they cling to their fandom as it&#039;s all they have. It can overtake their lives to a point where some furs actually [[Otherkin|believe that they are their fursonas]], when really they should just &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;get a fucking life&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; become [[an hero]] instead of fapping to bestiality porn on the [[Internet|webs]] all day long. Furfags have gone as far as [[child abuse|raising children as furs]], although instinctively the children realize their parents are [[Sick fuck|different]] and ultimately [[DO NOT WANT|reject]] it, thus proving that there is some hope for the human race which the furries have sought to destroy with their faggotry.&lt;br /&gt;
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These [[faggots]] also got the 100m AND 200m [[GET]], which proves that furries truly are [[the cancer that is killing /b/]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Forking hell if you dont got anything good to say, [[Politically Correct|FORK OFF!]] [[Crybaby|I dont care]] about what you think or [[Fuck The Police|rules]] or any-bloody-thing else! Look, [[Buttsecks|this sortof stuff]] in *nature*! If it wasnt then none of us would frggin be here right now! So [[Get a life|get a life]] and stay out of mine, okay? I dont need your crap -.-&#039;|You wouldn&#039;t be alive to read this if it wasn&#039;t for [https://e621.net/post/show/486039/ gay Pokémon porn]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== What is this faggotry? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furries101.jpg|thumb|Furries spend most of their time arguing, whining or otherwise [[USI|attention whoring]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Modernefuries.png|thumb|...when they&#039;re not &amp;quot;[[Jailhouse gay|yiffing]]&amp;quot; or making [[furry art]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Herm_xenomorph_furfag_porn.jpg|200px|thumb| how furries see [[aliens]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dumbfurry.png|200px|thumb|right|Classy, furries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Orgy at the zoo.|&#039;&#039;One of the earliest known furry anthems.&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Kique7|With a fetish for animals]], furrys can usually be found in the following places: [[gay|gay bars]], pet shops, 4chan, zooporn.com, and [[bestiality|in your dog&#039;s ass]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries are [[Bestiality|zoophiles]] who like to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] to half-animal pornography. They have no justification. They get hot when they see animal people, occasionally dropping the [[PoeticIrony|&amp;quot;people&amp;quot; part]]. Some of them [[otherkin|make believe they are animals themselves]], but most are content to [[fursuit|dress up as animals]] and [[bestiality|have sex]]. Either way, every single one of them is [[insane|broken inside]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some furfags claim that they have [[bullshit|no sexual interest in animals]] whatsoever, and simply enjoy walking around their house in a fucking [[fursuit|dog suit]]. This is total [[bullshit|horseshit]]. All furfags are drawn to [[Bestiality|sexual perversity]], regardless of their preferred species. Furfags only say this kind of thing when threatened with death or when they are trying to &amp;quot;[[Surprise sex|surprise]] [[yiff]]&amp;quot; someone new. Just to be on the safe side, if a furfag ever tells you they&#039;re celibate, you should castrate them to ensure they is no possibility they contaminate humanity&#039;s gene pool any more than it already is.&lt;br /&gt;
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Normal people tend to keep their fetishes and [[Autism|developmental oddities]] to themselves. Furries, on the other hand, believe their fetish is a lifestyle and that they must [[attentionwhore|announce it to everybody]] on the Internet through their icon or sig. Society might actually hate furfags &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; if they didn&#039;t wish to [[Serious business|justify]] their [[pervert|perversions]] so strongly that they bring their [[Fursuit|fursuits]] and [[Bestiality|molested dogs]] into every normal place they can find, and proceed to spew their coprolalia. Every pervert must first accept that they are fucked up and either [[They see me rollin&#039;|roll with it]] or [[an hero]]. Furries refuse to do so, thus making them easy targets for [[troll]]s and [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The majority of the Internet hates them because they won&#039;t stay in [[fchan|FChan]] and [[FurAffinity|Fur Affinity]] and persist with annoying everyone with their [[Fursecution|persecution complex]] and disgusting [[fetish]]es. They are pushy, [[Pussybitch|obnoxious, gullible, insecure]], and completely incapable of understanding how downright stupid the concept of their fandom is. As such, they&#039;ll take offense to the claims of it being a sexual fetish, as if without the sexual aspect, being obsessed with cartoon animals would be [[Baby Fuck|perfectly fine]]. &#039;Cause it&#039;s totally normal to be romantically involved with Bugs Bunny or your pet dog... Dream on, faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
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More often than not, furries will swear up and down that their precious fandom isn&#039;t all about the sex. This is utterly defeated the moment you wander into any furry artist&#039;s gallery be it on FA or [[hell|what have you]]. It will be plagued with absolutely nothing but smut drawings and smut commissions. It is also noted that furries will often try to tame their porn, by replacing it with extreme suggestions through other pictures or even how they articulate their words. They go to cons in the hopes of getting in a hotel bed with their other in their fur suits, since they can&#039;t get laid by standard human means. No matter how hard they try covering it up with charities or well-intention gestures towards some positive result, the bottom line is that this &amp;quot;fandom&amp;quot; is simply a giant fetish sex party in [[denial]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even going as far as denial, it&#039;s even funnier when they try so hard to justify why it is they&#039;re into this disease. They&#039;ll find any scapegoat they can but it all ends in the same way - they fantasize particular furry characters into many sex scenes and dragged through their sick fetishes. You can find furries hidden in other fandoms from Anime - Gaming because that&#039;s where and how they recruit more members into their orgy brood. Bug spray your fandoms from these cretins!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries absolutely believe anything and everything animal-related is suddenly proclaimed as theirs. Any media from movies to tv to even songs, they will shamelessly claim as theirs and prop it up as some &amp;quot;furry anthem&amp;quot; to be proud of. You can guarantee that a fur cult will manifest when the next movie comes out that has a lead pair of CGI animal creatures complete with porn within 24 hours of the trailer&#039;s release.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since I&#039;m already shitting my whole fucking life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really fucking think, and it&#039;s so funny you&#039;ll fucking shit yourself like I almost did three times today because I&#039;ve got FUCKING BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL.&lt;br /&gt;
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First up on the chopping block, I&#039;m smarter than you. No way, it&#039;s true. Due to the law of averages, the vast majority of people reading this are probably ready to rebuke me in some funny way which will make me laugh greatly, but the fact is it&#039;s true. Why? I don&#039;t need no fuckin&#039; statistics, I just am. I aced high school, I aced college, and I&#039;m acing my whole life right now. I&#039;m running circles around my entire editorial board at my newspaper, and my faggot boss knows I&#039;m smarter than her, but she&#039;s a skinny whiny Jew who thinks she knows better than everybody because she comes from Kansas and reads The New York Times. Fuck that. I&#039;m the only one keeping that goddamn piece of shit rag in business and she fucking knows it, which is why she felt threatened by me today and decided to ream me out for the headlines I write at night: BAWWWW they&#039;re too fucking inaccurate! They&#039;re too fucking inappropriate! Fucking little whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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Second up, hunters have no fucking rights. If you&#039;re a hunter, fuck you. If you&#039;ve ever killed an animal just for the shit of it, fuck you. The only thing you savages have the right to do is the right to remain silent while the police arrest you for murder. Yes, murder. In these modern times we live in, what some like to call the 21st century, we as a species have evolved past the need for senseless barbarism like the kind of bullshit you assholes pull when you get liquored up and go kill Bambi. You know what? Nature can take care of itself, it has for millions of years. It doesn&#039;t need us fucking it up by hiding behind that bullshit reason of &amp;quot;population control&amp;quot;. Yeah, I got your fucking population control right here. It&#039;s called kill the hunters. An eye for an eye. Capital punishment for capital murder. I consider the murder of animals to be on equal footing with the murder of humans. &amp;quot;Well Nightweaver, what about plants? They have feelings too baww baww baww. What about when you hit a deer/raccoon/squirrel with your car? What about stomping on insects?&amp;quot; You know what I&#039;m fucking talking about you pieces of shit. Stop muddling the argument with your goddamn straw man bull. I don&#039;t need reams of scientific data to back up what I&#039;m saying...KILLING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. &lt;br /&gt;
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Did you know that the vast majority of hunters in the U.S. are big fat neckbeards and rednecks, probably like the kind who post on this forum? It&#039;s true. Try going to India with that stupid &amp;quot;animals are lower than humans&amp;quot; shit you speciesist faggot, see how far you get before somebody runs your ass over. And don&#039;t try that bullshit that &amp;quot;we need them for food, we need them for research, we need them for clothing, we need them for this, we need them for that...&amp;quot; It doesn&#039;t hold any fucking water with me anymore, not that it ever really did. This is the same species which just mapped the human genome a few years ago; it&#039;s time for us to crawl out of the caveman macho bullshit days and get with the program. Yes I think I can make things better by yelling at you, so shut up. Yes I&#039;m a member of PETA, so shut up. If I was less lazy and actually owned one, I&#039;d take my gun and go out and hunt the hunters. I&#039;d kill every one of you arrogant speciesist bastards I could find. Same goes for you meat-eaters. Hey asshole, I&#039;ve thrived for 15 years on no meat, now it&#039;s YOUR turn to try it out. Or are you too pussy? Yeah that&#039;s what I thought, goddamn bunch of pussies who are too scared to go vegan. [[Scientology|My conscience is clear, what about yours?]] Hm? You don&#039;t mind they&#039;re killed in horrible ways in slaughterhouses? You ENJOY watching them die? Then you&#039;re the worst kind of scum, lower even than child molesters. I spit on your fetid corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally (because I know you people are having OH SO MUCH FUN copying this into your ED entry on me), I DROP THE BIG BOMB! I&#039;m into sex with animals! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Guess what, it&#039;s kind of been skirted around in everything I&#039;ve said about the topic anyway, but I support enormous animal penises in my mouth. Yes that&#039;s right, let&#039;s go there. OH SISTER! I will admit I&#039;ve never actually tried it on any animal, but I would love to. I can hear someone now &amp;quot;Wow what a fucking hypocrite that he says he loves animals but wants to raep them lolololololoololol&amp;quot; Let me get one thing straight faggot: Pleasuring an animal sexually and raping them are two different things, and if you don&#039;t know the difference then you shouldn&#039;t be trying it in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Do you think your dog likes getting fucking blue balls because there&#039;s no pussy for him? THAT&#039;S ABUSE. THAT&#039;S RAEP. Letting your poor pet suffer in silence because of a lack of sexual gratification. So OK, we got dogs covered, and it&#039;s different with all animals and some are NOT designed for us, so you better stay the fuck away from them. But honestly, do you think that horse hates having his dick rubbed if he&#039;s standing there and thrusting his hips at you? Believe me pal, if that horse didn&#039;t want you there, you&#039;d have a busted jaw or broken neck already from a hoof to the face. So those are the two most obvious examples of animals I would like to pleasure; it&#039;s amazing how fast everyone&#039;s going to misinterpret this post and read into this that I&#039;m some SICK FUCK who you can&#039;t let near your children. That&#039;s amazing, those people should win a fucking Nobel Prize for their stupidity. &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m about as benign a guy as you&#039;ll ever find, but here&#039;s what I can&#039;t get over: I&#039;m in this fandom, furry fandom see, and its artists draw a LOT of dog cocks and a LOT of horse cocks and I&#039;m like W-T-F? We love to see art of this shit but try soooo hard to deny to ourselves that it&#039;s just fantasy? Fuck you, slap yourself into reality. YOU&#039;RE LOOKING AT DOG COCK AND GETTING OFF TO IT. Whether its drawn or not, you can&#039;t claim that you&#039;re not &amp;quot;into&amp;quot; animal sex. People just LOVE to make fun of us, zoophiles, bestialists, faggots, scum, whatever they call us. It&#039;s one big self-assuring joke apparently for humanity to delude itself into thinking that we&#039;re so much superior to lower animals that we cannot have sex with them. Interspecies sex is common in the wild, and yes I&#039;m aware of the apparent hypocrisy between that and what I just said about hunting. &amp;quot;Animals hunt but we can&#039;t , but we can fuck them? Derpa derpa derp.&amp;quot; Well guess what? We&#039;ve domesticated all these species, and we are responsible for them. We&#039;re responsible for their care. Sometimes these poor beasts can&#039;t get off the way they want to, because of the physical restrictions we place on them by separating the sexes and so forth. So we should be able to masturbate them at least if they&#039;re horny and have no other outlet! I&#039;d sign up to do it; I&#039;d be at the fucking head of the line for that shit. Giant horse dick in my mouth? DO WANT!&lt;br /&gt;
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== How are furries made? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{notice|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[PROTIP]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Parents, only show your kids [[hunting|DEAD animals]]. The singing, talking kind only leads to tragedy. Do you really want to have to bail your kid out for bestiality?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furry In Training.jpg|thumb|Ghouls.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:WTFF_FURRY.jpg|thumb|[[Hello Kitty|We&#039;ll be friends]] forever!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:A fag bunny.jpeg|thumb|Disappointments.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Coyote brah.jpg|!Riley Coyote|thumb|Freaks who self-identify as furries are generally candidates for [[Anorexia|other types]] of diseases and mental disorders aside from just their anthropomorphilia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries are the products of children that are raised on a diet of [[The Lion King|cartoons that depict animals with love interests]]. Despite the opinion that it&#039;s the [[Internet]] that creates furries, [[Injuns|furries existed, and still exist, even without the Internet]]. Through movies, cartoons, Halloween costumes, toys, games, and other things that parents innocently expose their children to, children develop an interest in fur.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although furries tend to develop before being exposed to the Internet, once they are exposed to the Internet they realize &amp;quot;[[ZOMG|THERE&#039;RE OTHERS LIKE ME!]]&amp;quot; Thinking that having other people into the same crap you are makes things [[baby fuck|awwwright]]. They start [[cancer|encouraging each other]] instead of realizing they are [[sick fucks]] and getting help. This leads to your common furry: the thirty-year-old [[jail]]house [[gay]] [[man the harpoons|waste of flesh]] fapping in [[diaperfur|shit-stained diapers]] to [[bestiality|half-animal]] porn in their [[fail|mother&#039;s basement]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, furries can also transmit the infectious disease of furfaggotry to others. Generally, this is a conscious and deliberate act on their part. Most furries are friends with many nonfurries in the general population, and for some reason they MUST share their sick fetishes with everyone, so they lure their friends to see &amp;quot;this awesome art site&amp;quot; or to go to a &amp;quot;scifi con&amp;quot;. The worst part is that they just plain don&#039;t stop doing it. They will keep shoving their [[furry art]] in every non-furry&#039;s face, wearing ears and tails in public and otherwise screaming about how nice it is to be a furry in order to attempt to convert others to their sick fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries will also try to subliminally convert others by creating anthro webcomics. Comics such as [[Housepets!]] usually suck shit, are unfunny and uninteresting. Every furry webcomic is perverted and should be avoided or else possible conversion may take place. Most, if not all, authors of these webcomics are morbidly obese and mentally unstable.&lt;br /&gt;
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Think about it: If Furry life is so nice and accepting, why are they trying to [[Mormon|convert]] you? Wouldn&#039;t they already be happy among their numerous furry friends that they surely must have if the fandom is a loving, accepting, fun place? Why would they require assurance from real life people that what they&#039;re doing is OK if they know being a furry is perfectly fine?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:DoopieDoover furry friend PB5656.png|The rare, black furry.  Wants white women&lt;br /&gt;
File:Never trust furries.jpg|Furries try to recruit at any chance they get&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Scary vintage furries photograph.jpg|It is believed the condition is inherited&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cumpetition.jpg|Cumpetition&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sigh1.gif|A furry [[Cum|coming]] out to his mom.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfag lies.png|Common lies. Don&#039;t fall for it!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furspotting.jpg|Choose Twinkies, fatty.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Monkeyhat.jpg|A furry in the making&lt;br /&gt;
File:TanookiSuit.jpg|Mario, star of the popular Nintendo [[The Game|game]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Berenstain_bears_dick_kick.jpg|A furry book tempting kids with [[BDSM|painful pleasure]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Illumaniti-furries.png|Bring the greasy thrill of furry to your very own home game!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furrybarf.jpg|[[DrMusic2|Movie-making kids]] think dressing up as a dog is [[a cat is fine too|just fine]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furrychildren.jpg|Pity a furry&#039;s spawn&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furryrebuttalwm9.jpg|Typical furfag children at play. Bitch cried. So do most furfags when they see this on a hate site.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Totorostalk.jpg|Anime furry tempting the [[Wapanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yiffinhellfurfag.jpg|Girl sees through his clever disguise&lt;br /&gt;
File:ShadowRougefursuit.jpg|Furry and [[emo]]? [[DO NOT WANT|Christ]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Unrealisticballodumptruck.jpg|[[Unrealistic expectations|Unrealistic Expectations]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:brutal.jpg|You don&#039;t want to know what is going to happen if you buy one of those for your child.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ohfurry.jpg|Tempting with guilt on YouTube&lt;br /&gt;
File:Magnet porn.jpg|[[Rule 34|Seducing]] [[Fuckin Magnets|ICP Fans]] and [[Megaman]] Fans at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Disney Sex Doll.jpg|Hand puppet with a [[SPH|badly placed hole]] or sex doll: you decide&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Arthurintro.gif|How [[faggots|furries]] walk&lt;br /&gt;
File:Paradisefreedomlikesdogcocks.png |Rape is the usual tactic&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Furry evolution.jpg|The evolution of faggotry.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:MeowdyPurrtnerFurgift.png|Tumblr furries gifting another Tumblr furry with shit furry art.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Types of furries ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Feralfur fuckers &amp;amp; [[bronies]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furries_Dog_Fucker_Consent.png|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Horse panties by stapleshut.png|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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These are just straight up [[bestiality|animal fuck fetishists]] who try and use the larger furry community as a way of &amp;quot;blending in&amp;quot; and making their sordid sick fuckery look slightly less like a complete abomination of nature. As far as the furry pecking order they&#039;re generally considered the lowest of the low, right down there with cub fuckers and babyfurs. If you&#039;re furry and you want to try and feign some measure of normalcy this is one of the best types to use as a differential comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just play it off like, &amp;quot;Oh, I&#039;m not one &#039;&#039;those&#039;&#039; furries, they&#039;re the ones who are giving the furry community a bad name!&amp;quot; In reality of course, every furry is in fact a feral fur fucker, it&#039;s just some furries are more in denial than others. By mixing human traits with animal traits &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; furries can basically create a pseudo-separation from the horrifying stigma of wanting to molest actual animals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, [[bronies]]. No matter what any of them tell you, they all want to touch the no-nos of every one of the pastel plastered equestrian abominations. They are held so low in the furry community that they are &#039;&#039;&#039;literally&#039;&#039;&#039; the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the furry food chain. Each and every one of them is a sad, fat, autistic male in their 30’s who have nothing better to do with their pathetic existences than clop to those bug-eyed bastards. This, too, is a thinly-veiled hidden attraction to animals. They are shaped like horses and have zero human attributes outside of talking. Most bronies fap to pictures, not videos. They are fapping to pictures of technicolor&#039;&#039; regular&#039;&#039; horses. &lt;br /&gt;
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As a rule of thumb, anyone who demands &amp;quot;realistic anatomy&amp;quot; just wants to fuck an animal. Realistic anatomy is codeword for &amp;quot;animal dick/vagina&amp;quot; and is your biggest red flag for a sick fuck. The more they complain about &amp;quot;realistic anatomy&amp;quot; the more of a sick fuck they really are.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cub fuckers &amp;amp; [[babyfur]]s ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Babyfurs_-_Mifmaf_-_Little_Ally_Cum_Dumpster.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Baby_Furs_-_03.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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What community would be complete without [[pedophiles|kiddy diddlers]]? Similar to the above mentioned bestiality types these sick sordid social rejects use the guise of furtardation in order to try and make their love of prepubescent rape seem [[awwright]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually playing it off like, &amp;quot;It&#039;s not pedophilia because they&#039;re not real kids!&amp;quot; these proverbial onions of humanity use layer after layer of bullshit in order to try and sidestep and mask what it is they&#039;re really interested in.  In some cases these types may not even be furry at all, but simply find it a convenient means to bypass existing rules and laws that rightly keep their sick fuckery otherwise in check.&lt;br /&gt;
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Do not confuse these for Babyfurs who like to pretend they are still in the &amp;quot;shitting my pants&amp;quot; stage of life. These are people who have no illusions about being a child yet still want to fuck things that don&#039;t know how to say their ABCs yet. Often they will play &amp;quot;[[rape|loving]] parents&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Big brother/sisters&amp;quot; or other relatives for a nice big dose of [[incest]] to go along with their main fantasy of child diddling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Babyfurs are known to be autistic in nature and long to have an eternal childhood, as well as being a fucking furfag. In short, they hate their life so much they are trying hard to wish themselves back into infancy as an escape from every single mistake that led to their wretched existence. Their fetish is for diapers, shitting in them, and being changed like an infant. Stay away from these wretched piles of fat and filth as far as you can.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike cub fuckers, they are (thankfully) celibate, as to not pass their faggotry on to any children they could’ve potentially had. This is very ironic as there are legions of cub fuckers who would just love to diddle them. A 30 year old man in a diaper crying like a baby is legal for sexing!&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Scalies]] &amp;amp; [[featherfag]]s ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry_-_General_-_Recognizing_The_Problem.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry bird porn.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most people just lump them in as &amp;quot;furfags&amp;quot; as, honest, nobody really gives a shit if the kind of animal they are fapping to has fur or not as any sane being realizes these people fap to animals and sees them all as sick fucks,&lt;br /&gt;
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Scalies like to pretend they are special because instead of drawing and fapping to fox dickgirls, they draw and fap to dragon and lizard dickgirls. Many scalies are even more overweight than usual as &amp;quot;being a dragon&amp;quot; means they get to eat extra fatty red meat. If said dragon is also a dickgirl, chances are you are looking at a furfag who is really an [[otherkin]] hiding among the furfags. Otherkin think they really are dragons and are even more batshit insane than normal. In general, scalies should be avoided as they are even more insane than the average furry. And don&#039;t forget [[Snapesnogger]] and her deep loving fondness for snake people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Featherfags are some of the most inept artists you’ll see when it comes to the anatomy of their smutty “characters.” The shit that makes their dicks twitch are birds that are drawn to have human vagoos, tits, and other things that shouldn’t be on a fucking bird. Putting tits on a bird is about as appealing as putting them on an [[Aliens|Alien]], and yet furshitters have found ways to fap to that as well. They also like to pretend they are super special snowflakes for being an &amp;quot;exotic race&amp;quot; like a blue jay or a parakeet. News flash: nothing a furry can do will make them a special snowflake as they&#039;re all &amp;quot;special snowflakes&amp;quot;. When everyone is special, nobody is.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Edgy furries ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Anime furry nazis.jpg|185px|right]][[Image:Snuffkitty.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
These are the kind of furries that the other furries kind of look at funny. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Christian furry|Christfurs]] are hypocrites. What better to happen to such a hated group of people than to have some of their populous be [[christfag]]s? These holier than thou furries have the worst traits of evangelists and the worst traits of furries combined. They fuck like rabbits, break every law in the bible, then go to church and that makes them better than you. They spend their time jerking off and talking about how you are going to hell for being less holy than them. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bonus points for the Christfurs who are also actually in the church itself. There&#039;s something special about a lion in preacher garb, especially when you see on in real life. Furry priests/preachers pretend they do this either to try to &amp;quot;reach out to wayward furries&amp;quot; or to &amp;quot;amuse the children&amp;quot; but we all know this is bullshit there to cover the fact they used the collection plate money to buy a thousand dollar fursuit that will be used mostly to attract gay men for sex. Thanks for the donation!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Closet Furry|ClosetFurs]] are everyone reading this article who doesn&#039;t have a fursona yet. Yiff Yiff, my good fellow!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Nazi Furs]] combine two of the world’s most hated things put in one festering, shit-encrusted blend! The Nazifurs are a very weird bunch indeed. In essence, they could be terrifying, but in reality they’re just neo Nazis mixed with furfags. And they are hilarious. Gay dogs who are jewish goose stepping and hailing [[Hitler|the Fuherer]]? Welcome to furry country. The true irony lies in the fact that these sick fucks are exactly the type of people that Hitler would have had killed in concentration camps.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Necrofurs]] are definitely the most edgy when it comes to other furfaggots. They fap to anything and everything dead and furry, no matter how gruesome, because the more gory, at least for them, the better. For the love of fuck, stay away from them IRL. Only engage in [[Trolling|conversation]] on the interbutts. When any of them takes the killing to the real world you get the making of a serial killer. Most of them started with animal cruelty before moving on to humans you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lifestylers ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry_-_Females_-_02.jpg|right|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fat furry|Fatfurs]] are the unholy union of the furniggers and chubby-chasers. They’ll yiff/fap to anything that has hair and mountains upon mountains of fat. They usually have some of the most insanely confusing fetishes, ranging from [[Inflation art|inflation]] via air, fluid or (obviously) fat, to even having their fursonas being made of “[[Rubberfur|living rubber]].” Have plenty of eye bleach ready if you are to click on the above link.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please note that most furries are fat in real life. The Fat Furs are different in that they see this flab as appealing and encourage it among one another. They do not have skinny fursonas and do not want one. Fat = sexy to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Biofurs]] believe that someday science will shit out a procedure that will make them into real furries. That is how stupid they are. In the time between science creating human-animal splices (lol no. It&#039;s illegal in every single country!) they are likely to alter their bodies with conventional means such as piercings, implants, and tattoos. These are the people with wearable dog-cock penis covers and specialized &amp;quot;digitgrade&amp;quot; boots. Their fursuit may be made out of real fur and/or be as realistic as possible. No carttoony stuff here! They&#039;d glue a fursuit on if they could.&lt;br /&gt;
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They don&#039;t realize that every race, animal or not, would be freaked out by them if they succeeded in becoming a real live furry. In short, they have not thought this through. No lifestyler really has. They just daydream and tell themselves &amp;quot;it will all be ok&amp;quot;. In short, they&#039;re some of the dumbest furries in furrydom.&lt;br /&gt;
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===General fetishists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Whatthefuckbooty.jpg|185px|right]][[Image:Stuffed raccoon.gif|right|thumb|Yes, that really is [[Gabe Newell]] fucking a stuffed animal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dancers.jpg|thumb|right|[[The Kadaitcha Dancers|Friday night in Furryville]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sure, furry is a fetish, however, there are many subgroups of fetishes. Chances are every fetish has a furry companion. Name it, slap on ears and a tail, and you&#039;ll find porn of it. Here are a few we actually have chronicled on Encyclopedia Dramatica.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Pawfur]]s are what you’d expect from the name: furry foot fetishists. Yet they somehow take it to a whole new level. When you can pretend to be three inches tall licking the stinky soles of a giant digimon who stomped grapes all day long you would be taking it to the next level, too. Expect there to major dashes of [[Macrophile]] thrown into the mix as bigger feet are better feet, right guys?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Pregfur]]s are pretty much what would happen if actual furries existed and fucked as much as furgags like to make them fuck. This is combined with weirdass ideas like being pregnant many times at once ([[lol wut]]) and fetishizing the idea of giving birth even though giving birth is the most disgusting, dangerous and painful thing any female humanoid can do with her life. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Rangerphile]]s are the type of people that are bound to ruin your childhood, if you grew up in the 90’s and still haven’t lost all of your precious memories to faggotry yet. They think that the characters from Chip &amp;amp; Dale’s Rescue Rangers are [[No|worthy of wanting to fuck]]. These are people in their 20’s and 30’s. And they want to fuck cartoon mice and chipmunks. In increasingly disturbing and un-erotic ways. Let that sink in. Watch as it festers in your subconscious and taints your childhood bit by bit like a fungus. Welcome to the real world, people!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Plushie|Plushophiles]]  (or “plushies”) are furries that get horny over their China-made lumps of fabric and stuffing so much that they literally fuck them. And like it. They post pictures of themselves doing it on the Internet for all to see, not realizing they put themselves at risk of eternal ridicule. Well, then again, all furries do that, so I guess it’s no different. These “people” are most shocking to those who love to collect and take care of plush toys as there is nothing worse you can do for one than to tear a big-[[Asshole|ass hole]] in it and pump it full of semen. Especially since these morons do this to rare and out-of-production stuffed toys that could’ve potentially provided them with jewgold, but instead they fuck them. If you, the faggot reading this, does not see anything wrong with this, please do us all a favor and smother yourself with one of the many raccoon plushies you&#039;ve violated. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also plenty of them into various versions of [[scat]], [[piss|golden showers]], [[roman showers]], and diapers containing all of the above. Yes, people, we are talking about overweight jailhouse gays rolling in their own feces and urine because nobody will use them as a human toilet. Some of them want to be [[vore|eaten]] and some of them are into [[Doug Winger|super-sized giant big dicks and boobs spouting fountains of goo]]. Occasionally they want to be eaten by massive dicks to be turned into goo. You read that sentence correctly: eaten&#039;&#039; by&#039;&#039; dicks. Rational sense, this makes none... but they still want it anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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The takeaway: if it&#039;s a fetish you can bet your sweet ass it shows up in furry porn somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Furry propaganda ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Furry art}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Werehyena TG 011 by RMK99.jpg|220px|thumb|Typical &amp;quot;[[Furry art|art]]&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furryart.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Jeremy Bernal|Tame by furry standards]], [[Sick|perverted]] by normal standards.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Some furries claim they&#039;re just in it for the art. Of course, this is exactly what they want you to think: that they&#039;re just a bunch of artists. The reality is much worse. &lt;br /&gt;
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The truth is that this &amp;quot;art&amp;quot; is simply a way for furries to lure their ill-fated victims into a [[trap]], where they will be mind raped until they submit to their new furry [[BDSM|masters]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries often explode into brick-shitting, [[BAWW]]WWWWWing rages as soon as someone points out the obvious: that Furry art is nothing more than a gigantic collection of [[bestiality|half-animals]] with [[sparkledog|trite designs]] that only a furry could [[Poeticirony|love so much]], cobbled together by hormonal sixteen-year-olds who have taken maybe one [[Art school|art class]] and can&#039;t even draw a [[cock]]. The few that can draw generally make &amp;quot;[[porn|art]]&amp;quot; like [[The Kadaitcha Dancers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The following is a lengthy rant from one furry that perfectly embodies their nature of deception. Typical to most attempts to rationalize being a furry, the rant is full of [[Fucktard|circular logic, hypocrisy, unwarranted self-importance, and just about every logical fallacy you can name]]. The author directly mentions ED and appears to have a dislike of this site from his previous rantings. In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the furry community is full of huge egos; this is most likely to compensate for the fact that they only have a life on the Internets.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But I genuinely refuse to believe all of furry is the crowd of social lepers we like to think we are.&lt;br /&gt;
|Furry on being a social leper.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|hey, not all of us are freaks like those skunk fuckers&lt;br /&gt;
|social leper tired of being grouped with furries.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;quot;Girl&amp;quot; furries ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:KittyOutfit.PNG|thumb|Why there are so few female furries]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Furrydom is a sausage party. About three quarters of furries in general are male, according to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|0AJcr|people who have tried to measure this}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. (Conversely, furry artists for whatever reason are about three quarters female.) Some of the &amp;quot;female&amp;quot; furries are in truth just [[trap|guys acting like girls]], or [[fag]]gots [[moot|who wish they were girls]]. Some are lesbians so ugly that not even their own dogs would fuck them. Either way, you really, really do not want to see what is [[Aids|hiding under their skirt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Remember:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Rules of the Internet|Rule 30 still applies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Photoshop|Pictures aren&#039;t real]]; that is to say that a picture of a female furry doesn&#039;t necessarily mean female furries actually exist anywhere other than within another furry&#039;s mind.&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s a [[trap]]!&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s a [[faggot]]!&lt;br /&gt;
*Of the remaining few that are &#039;&#039;actually&#039;&#039; female and &#039;&#039;actually&#039;&#039; furry, they&#039;re always [[fat]] and [[ugly]] [[dyke]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
*To [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Examples of &amp;quot;girl&amp;quot; furries (probably?) ====&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abigaille]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akuryou]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alexus Lioness]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Amberdrake]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anailaigh]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angelic-Catalyst]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anjel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Balddumborat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackfrost]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BlueshineWolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BwueMutt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chewfox]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[chibixzaide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeoTasDevil]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flirty The Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flower2563]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fluffy teh wolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FoxyFoxChick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FurrMetalAlchemist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hatedwerewolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HinaUchi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesskitt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Johaan-N]] aka {{dauser|megs-n|Megs-N}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lucky Coyote]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Paradisefreedom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Princesswolfgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raniko]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SapphyDracases]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SheWolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Talamajic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vixen T. Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Widdywoodpecker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wolf punk]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zeriara]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:TrufflesforYouIRL.jpg|[[Truth|This is a real furry female]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fugly furry.jpg|A female prototype. Notice the [[Fat fuck|triple chin]] and the [[Over 9000|uncountable amount]] of fugliness.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Uniman2.jpg|Average [[fag|Girl furry]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chicksor-Yummilee.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|7GOcH|Chicksor}}&#039;&#039;&#039; paid to pretend furfag&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furriestrue.png|Kind of a funny picture... But a much funnier way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:FURRY MALE.jpg|Genetic disaster.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Krystal_bad_cosplay.JPG|[[Man the harpoons]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry19thcentury.jpg|Believe it or not, the situation used to be [[homosexual|worse]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Catgirl_bel.jpg| Camwhore paid to wear furfag gear&lt;br /&gt;
File:furrygenderchange.jpg|Furry gender reallocation success.&lt;br /&gt;
File:hot_furry_girl.jpg|What? [[divide by zero|Oh shi-]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:FURRY PETA AD.jpg|Not really furry, actually [[PETA]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:IRL furry.jpg|Hot Japanese girl that a furry photoshopped so he can fap to it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry Centerfold.jpg|If you are even mildly turned on by this, you need serious help.&lt;br /&gt;
File:hot_furry.jpg|Uncreative shoop&lt;br /&gt;
File:20081120054819ponygirl.jpg|Almost there....&lt;br /&gt;
File:800px-ShilpaShettyPETA.jpg|Hot Indian Actress marred by her relationship with [[PETA|a fundamentalist organization]]. Well, she needs to do something now that [[Jade Goody]]&#039;s dead!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shaz.jpg|Drop dead [[ugly|sexy]]. Maybe she wishes that hair on her face would turn to fur.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical furfag.jpg|Forever_alone.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfaglols.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Keshacat.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
File:ParadisefreedomIRL2.png | Note the fear in the dog&#039;s eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BunnyGirl.jpg | No, a [[porn star]] in an Easter Costume does not count.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Imagination_Or_Desperation.png|[[Forever Alone|Desperation]] or [[Imaginary Girlfriend|imagination]]?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Furgrill.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_01.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_03.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_04.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_05.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_06.jpg|Autoplushophilic delights.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_07.jpg|How intimate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Comparison_meme_2.jpg|Angel-tiger-mistress IRL.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FURRY FEMALE END STAGE.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nanakoweeafur.jpg|Tumblr Weeaboo + Furry = A sick furfag&#039;s wet dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Wikipedia drama ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Orestes Pursued by the Furries.jpg|thumb|Even the ancients were tormented by the furries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Since furry existence revolves around [[WikiEdit Drama]], many of [[Wikipedia]]&#039;s admins are furfags, such as: [[ContiE]], {{wpul|Fennec}} (an early &#039;&#039;arbitrator&#039;&#039;, for fucksake), {{wpul|Furrykef}}, {{wpul|KieferSkunk}}, {{wpul|Loganberry}} (lol desysopped), {{wpul|Wiki alf}} (lol quit in 2009), {{wpul|Wwwwolf}}, and {{wpul|Xaosflux}} - [[Furluminati|all of whom are the same person]]. There is also Krishva, who insists her childhood was destroyed forevar by furries and has made it her lifelong goal in life to make sure that web sites such as [[Wikipedia]], are as accurate (read: white-washed) as possible. This involved making approximately eleventy gazillion edits to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Furry|Wikipedia&#039;s &amp;quot;Furry&amp;quot; article}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and, when that didn&#039;t fulfill her need for alpha-wolf dominance, also the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Furry_fandom|&amp;quot;Furry fandom&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Funny_animal|&amp;quot;Funny animal&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talking_animal|&amp;quot;Talking animal&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039; articles. Not to mention {{wpul|GreenReaper}}, a big WP fan and one of the founders of [[WikiFur]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Why in the world Wikipedia has separate articles for &amp;quot;Furry&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Furry Fandom&amp;quot; in the first place is one of the many [[Shit nobody cares about|infinitesimally trivial points]] being bickered about by Krishva in the various articles&#039; [[talk page]]s. Why? Because certain furfags want to [[lie|deny that furry has anything to do with sex]]. There is one [[yiff]] pic in existence that doesn&#039;t resemble [[:Image:Dancers.jpg|this]] and they put it on their yiff article. Obsessively denying the relation between sex and furfags on Wikipedia is likely the result of furry-style [[castration]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Real-life horror ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:bandicam 2017-11-18 06-41-51-166.jpg|thumb|Furries trying to sell their dildos]]&lt;br /&gt;
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If they were just pathetic, like [[nerd]]s, they could mostly be passed over without much of a thought, and maybe even pitied. But in addition to being failures at life, their minds are constantly thinking of more perverted things to do, which show up not only in their REAL art (the kind they put in a separate folders and tag with so many warnings you wonder why they put it [[OL]] on the first place), but in the things they do [[IRL]].&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;It&#039;s perfectly natural [[sick fuck|to fantasize about a half human/half fox with double D tits.]] PERFECTLY NATURAL. I don&#039;t get the haters at all. I just don&#039;t.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Furfag on [[bestiality]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;None of us can really help, control, or direct our sexual interests or fetishes; we can, however, control how we choose to act on them. Someone who gets rock hard or dripping wet when dressed up like a fox or a raccoon or Ann Coulter makes a rough sort of sense. But someone who fantasizes about being an animal or hangs out with people who do without the excuse/cover of sexual fetish or compulsion? I&#039;m sorry, but that&#039;s just [[sick fuck|sick]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Dan Savage, Faggot and truth-sayer&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;[[Lies|Discrimination on us is and should be a crime. fucking people should not hate other lifestyles and they should not hate the people who are proud to show their lifestyle]] its called freedom of expression if you don&#039;t like it get the fuck out of my country you damn nazis.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Furfag on free speech and [[Godwin&#039;s law]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Godwin Law was created by a Nazi or Fascist in order to propagate future persecutionist behaviour, by sweeping real Nazi/Facist history aside under the cloak of &#039;Godwin Law&#039; that normal people are not permitted to sight example from the past to prevent the same mistakes happening in the present so that a new nationalist regime can rise again in the future]]...That ANYONE is fooled by Godwin law means the persecutors will win.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Furfags don&#039;t know &#039;bout Godwin&#039;s law&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Considering myself human, I consider to mean that I would be a killer who enjoys suffering at the expense of those who can&#039;t fight back. I would be a part of the mass extinction of all life on this planet, I would play a part in the sterility of this planet by owning land and pursuing economy by squeezing everything to its last thread of energy at the expense of anything that dare stand in the way of my profits. e.g. When a hyena eats a melon, she&#039;s not doing anything wrong, she doesn&#039;t understand the (HUMAN) ownership of that plant...nor should she, nor does she deserve to die for being thirsty, for being hungry, she shouldn&#039;t be condemned for being a mother with children to feed.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{yt|u|alphahyena|furfag, who believes he&#039;s not human}} and thinks hyenas eat melons&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;Mitsurugi Yamauchi said 08/25/10, 1:13 pm (verified)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Encyclopedia Dramatica is a menace to the internet. It is populated by trolls, racists, fascists, and other hate-mongers. They attack furries for no justified reason, and are a supporter in this incorrect common perception that furries are perverted porn freaks. Plus, it contains viruses and porn without a disclaimer.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|JYL7q|Furfag}}&#039;&#039;&#039; who hasn&#039;t image searched the term &#039;Furry&#039; and seriously believes ED has no reason to hate on them. Note the [[weeaboo|weeaboo]] name. Half of the furry fandom&#039;s shitty fursonas follow this naming pattern.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:I_love_furries.jpg|Furry in fursuit next to [[Andy Schlafly|one without]]. Now you see why they wear fursuits.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furryparenting.jpeg|Parenting at its finest&lt;br /&gt;
File:M8hc03.jpg|[[Old media|About the furries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fuckingfurry.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dog_man.jpg|Living the furry dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cetafurfag.jpg|It isn&#039;t bestiality porn if it&#039;s under water!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raccoon-app6.jpg|[https://northfur.ca/ Pay money] and you can look [[creepy|great]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dogcockearrings.jpg|[[PoeticIrony|Staying classy]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dlthorn13_mombed2.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] tries to be a furry by buttfucking his mom&#039;s stuffed animals while she&#039;s out.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furrylupus snow penis.jpg|The [[retard|guy who made this]] had no clue [[bestiality|why the neighbors called the cops]]. &lt;br /&gt;
File:FurfailSquirrel.jpg|So [[weeaboo|kawii]]! ^.^&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Yiff.jpg|Exports of [[Egypt|ancient Egypt]] included sails, paper, and fursuits.&lt;br /&gt;
File:99furcent.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:LOL_FURSUIT.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Publicfurrypicsposted.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realistic fursuit.jpg|These pictures...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Micropenisman.jpg|...are..&lt;br /&gt;
File:Micropenis.PNG| ...[&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=zcHuB-C235-&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; very related]. dead link&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bunny2.jpg|You gonna get raped!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son.jpg|Furries, if any are reading, please, and this isn&#039;t the article speaking, &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; ever tell your parents about this shit. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Leia01.jpg|Interracial furry sex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FSS Main.gif|The truth about furfags.&lt;br /&gt;
File:cheapfurry.jpg|Some furries are too poor to afford an animal costume and have to use their pajamas. Apparently they&#039;re too poor to afford ears that match either.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Creepy Animal Furry.jpg|You weren&#039;t planning on sleeping any time soon, were you?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Depraved_furry_scum.jpg|This is your brain on lonely.&lt;br /&gt;
File:epicfag.jpg|A furfag in its natural habitat. Note the furry legs.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfag_lol.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furriesno.png|[[Lol wut]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry couple.jpg|IRL furries without fursuits.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FurrySuck.jpg|Furry in a [[MMORPG]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fursuitaction.gif|How furfags multiply.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pathetic.jpg|Remember: Being a furry is both harmless &#039;&#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039;&#039; consensual.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beastpaint-cheetah.jpg|Scene from a furry convention.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wheregodfurry.jpg|Where is your [[God]] now?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry conversation wolf horse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|Someone, somewhere fapped to this. Just let that sink in for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pisspig.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackwater.jpg|Blackwater is a closet furry organization. Notice the pawprint on their logo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furriesstupid.png|Average furry pulling an [[Adam Savage]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sick_dasoslukos.png|A sick fuck from YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sick_dasoslukos_2.png|The same sick fuck from YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sickfuck chevelle.jpg|Chevelle: A sick fuck that wants to be raped by furries. It&#039;s true.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_of_ganymedes.jpg‎|Even [[TMNT|Michelangelo]] drew some furry fanart.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sadfur.jpg|We&#039;re not even going to dignify this with an insult...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stupidfurrypimp.jpg|Some furries must take a [[Hooker|side job]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chatroulette24.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chatroulette2.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mrs. Pig Rubber Latex Costume.jpg|Let the [[fursecution]] begin!&lt;br /&gt;
File:feralporn.jpg|Furries find this [[bestiality|arousing]]. You [[sick fucks]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Home_Schooling_Troubles.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry orgy.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typicalfurry.jpg|Fucking sick fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whatisfurryreally.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Stealing_Wildlife.jpg|Fursuits make it easy to steal rare wildlife to keep as real-life yiff plushies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hideous_furfag.jpg|Why hello thar!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Save_The_Whales.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Pedo_Prey.jpg|The majority of furries are pedophiles who use the form as a means of luring kiddies to molest.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Inflation.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:FREEWILLYOHSHIT.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Confederatefurfag.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nigger in a Tigger fursuit.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Drunken_ganymedes_zeus_eagle_orgy.jpg|Romans sculpted their furfaggotry.&lt;br /&gt;
File:We%27d_rather_go_naked_than_be_furries.jpg|Even [[PETA]] fags are tired of this BS.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whatthefurry.jpg|This is why we hate furries.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sodomywolf.jpg|[[Sodomy]] time!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfag with parents.jpg|[[Fugly]] furfag, moments before getting [[I am disappoint|disowned]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gasthefurfags.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfagconcerned.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Howdoicool.jpg|How do I made cat? [http://www.facebook.com/people/Mattt-Unknwn/631680971 yiff!]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hating furries ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Fursecution}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|He that shall copulate with any beast or cattle, dying let him die, the beast also ye shall kill.|[[bible|God, on hating the furries]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furry hates Harlem Shake.gif|thumb|The first furry to do something that we tolerate. And also the last.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry NO.jpg|right|thumb|220px||Hatred of furries in video games is perfectly normal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s OK to hate these sick fucks! [[Serious|Seriously]], if all this shit hasn&#039;t made you sick by now, you must be [[retarded]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun Fact:&#039;&#039;&#039; If you spell out &amp;quot;Yiff In Hell Furfags&amp;quot; mnemonically, and pronounce it phonetically, it sounds just like &amp;quot;yiff&amp;quot;. Neato.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun Fact2:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some furries [[Johaan-N|are into pet dogs]] and make comics about their purebred pooches [[Johaan-N#Gay_Dog_Sex|fucking each other]] so they can [[fap]] to them. {{deviantart|Johaan-N}} is among the most famous with a cancerous [[yiff|cult]] following. &lt;br /&gt;
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Having reached pretty much everywhere on the Internet, and spreading around their regurgitation inducing porn avatars, they have made themselves a disseminated, easy to stop, righteously warranted hate targets. An example of this is the following video, made by [[Daedalus The Dopefish|closet scalie]] in an [[fail|amazing attempt]] to redeem himself from his past zoophilia acts.&lt;br /&gt;
The following video contains screenshots of real [[Steam|Steam]] profiles. No community is safe. &lt;br /&gt;
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There has been a comic made dictating the tension between the people whom hate furries and furries themselves &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|PgOvC}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== What to do if your friend is infected ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Go away furfag.jpg|thumb|He&#039;s got the right idea.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They&#039;ll need help. Not mental help, but the kind of help where you take them to a concealed area and shove both barrels of a 12-gauge into the back of their oblivious fursuit-covered head and pull both triggers without remorse.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;There are also a few alternative solutions you may attempt:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Yiffinhell-Taurin.jpg|220px|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfags!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Never try to fit in with them. In fact, stay away from them altogether. This is very important as something as minor as hardcore penetration can easily cause infection (you may want to find a new friend, preferably someone from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]). &lt;br /&gt;
*Call them out in public, ask them about furry in front of non-furries. Bring up [[Babyfurs]] and [[bestiality]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Buy some garden shears at your local [[Wal-Mart]], and use them to castrate anything resembling a furry and staple their testicles (if present) to their foreheads; [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|yelling]] [[So i herd u liek mudkip|various obscenties]] is optional. Remember to return the garden shears within 30 days to get your money back.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you are his roomate or something similar, leave raw meat in his fursuit.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you are brave (or already infected), you can try to forcibly persuade them against their ways.&lt;br /&gt;
*Pass a bill which will makes it punishable by death for being a furfag.&lt;br /&gt;
*Let a REAL lion loose on his ass and watch his reaction. Make sure to bring a trash bag and a gun.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force non furries to watch yiff. Prolonged exposure to anything sexual that doesn&#039;t involve fucking humans in every hole has been known to cause human heads to forcibly explode. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cat in Microwave|Microwave]] them.&lt;br /&gt;
*If all else fails, simply go to [[China]] and accumulate several large nuclear stockpiles. Proceed to nuke the shit out of every anthrocon in existence until the world is rid of the furfag populace.&lt;br /&gt;
*Give them a nice, relaxing injection of arsenic. Since they technically want to be animals, putting them down IS an option.&lt;br /&gt;
*If a syringe is not available, you can always get them to drink a nice refreshing mug of bleach.&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoot Em With a Nerf Gun.&lt;br /&gt;
*Call em Scum every day till they quit being a furfag and/or kill themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Chlorine gas ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On the [https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/intentional-chemical-leak-at-hyatt-regency/122186/ 7th of December 2014], during a [[Kill yourself|furry convention]] in [[Chicago]] there was a reportedly &#039;&#039;&#039;[[IRL troll|deliberate]]&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Holocaust|chlorine gas leak]] which injured at least 19 at the time (requiring hospitalization) and the complete evacuation of the hotel where the convention was taking place. Truly, those responsible were doing [[Truth|God&#039;s work]]. The perpetrator is [[An hero| A hero]] to us all.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll a furfag ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:FurryFuelEnergyDrink.png|thumb|right|The taste of fail and AIDS, successfully distilled and canned.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Show them bestiality. Every furfag is deeply ashamed about their lust for animal cock that when they see the real thing, their guilt-boner has them going from zero to [[Anonymous|moralfag]] in less than five seconds. Furfags are also notorious for spreading the [[lie|faux]] belief that viewing or sharing bestiality is illegal, and will go to extreme lengths to convince people to follow a law which only exists in New Zealand.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mention the Em-Bear-Assed segment from 1000 Ways to Die&lt;br /&gt;
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*Show them the CSI Episode &amp;quot;Fur and Loathing&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Grief every [[Second Life]] yiff club they run&lt;br /&gt;
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*Grief every furry infested [[Space Station 13]] server they run.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Defeat every claim of theirs that they &amp;quot;aren&#039;t for the sex&amp;quot; by slapping them with cold hard evidence that they are&lt;br /&gt;
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*Reveal to their families about how furry they are and explain to them the horrors of their fandom. Closeted furries hate this because more times than not, they know their lives will get turned upside down once they&#039;re exposed to people they don&#039;t want knowing.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey kids! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Before you decide to tell [[Your Mom|your morally upstanding parents]] that you are letting a [[whore|hot fox]] [[rape|touch your no-no&#039;s]], please take a gander at the videos below:&lt;br /&gt;
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;Wanna look this retarded? Then you&#039;re a furry!&lt;br /&gt;
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;How to Humiliate Yourself 101&lt;br /&gt;
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;First acknowledgement of this growing furfaggotry in [[England]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Furry national anthem&lt;br /&gt;
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;Rap against furfags&lt;br /&gt;
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Quote from Wikipedia (AKA Shitipedia): In one survey, 33% of furries surveyed online answered that they had a &amp;quot;significant sexual interest in furry&amp;quot; and another 46% stated they had a &amp;quot;minor sexual interest in furry&amp;quot;, and the remaining 21% stated they have a &amp;quot;non-sexual interest in furry&amp;quot;. That means over 75% of furfags want to have sex with furries. GTFO.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sick fucks ==&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to caring nothing but just sex, Furries are also known to harbor some of the most disturbing and vile of fetishes. These include:&lt;br /&gt;
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| &#039;&#039;&#039;Scat&#039;&#039;&#039; || [[File:Sscat2.png|200px]] [[File:Sickshitfur2.png|200px]] [[File:Sickshitfur3.png|200px]] [[File:Sickbronyshit.png|200px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;EVEN BRONIES GOTTA GET IN ON THIS!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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| &#039;&#039;&#039;Vore&#039;&#039;&#039; (Soft/Hardcore) || [[File:Sickfur.png|200px]] [[File:Sickvorefur.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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You&#039;ll find your fair share of these plastered right on the front of FurAffinity. It&#039;s not a beautiful sight to see by any means, but it helps validate the nature of the Furry Fandom and it&#039;s fuckery. Yet this is the same fandom that wants recognition and respect.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Word of advice - If anyone you know or see that is a fur and is into the aforementioned fetishes above. Beat them and make them regret being born!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
==[[Final Solution|Solution]] to this faggotry==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{rainbow|PERSECUTION AND HOLOCAUST!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Furry test image rev 2.png|thumb|If this picture turns you on in any way, I have some [[Faggot|bad news.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfags.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Absolute fear.jpg|bigpx|thumb|f e a r]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furries_-_BLAAAARG.gif|thumb|right|BLAAAARG!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furries.jpg|200px|thumb|right|For Sparta!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pepefurfagcurbstomp.jpg|thumb|right|CURB THE FURFAGS RACE WAR NOW ironically Pepe could be a fursona]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[2 gryphon]] - One of the Fandom&#039;s supposed &amp;quot;heroes&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anthropophobia]] - The official scientific diagnosis of furries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bestiality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BlackBusterCritic]] - [[Internet|INTERNET]] GOD AND SLAYER OF FURFAGS ON DEVIANTART. A TRUE [[Internet|INTERNET]] HERO.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bronies]] - A fandom of autistic sub-furries that want to fuck My Little Pony characters. For some reason, furries and bronies are at war with each other which is very ironic and laughable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CamHead]] - A perfect example of a Zoophile, keep your [[dogs]] away from him!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragoneer]] - The fat fuck responsible for Fur Affinity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[e621]] - like Fur Affinity, but you don&#039;t need an account to see the NSFW cringe.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fat Furry]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Featherfag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Five Nights at Freddy&#039;s]]&#039;&#039; - A survival horror game praised by furries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry Beach]] - A furry convention scam.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FurAffinity]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fursecution]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fursona]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fursuit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Human pups]] - Aka &amp;quot;I can&#039;t believe it&#039;s not furries&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Inflation Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jasonafex]] &amp;amp;ndash; A particularly popular furry that fits the cumguzzling template of all furries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[My Strange Addiction]] - Home of Lauren Atkins.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necrofur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Plushophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pregfur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RainFurrest]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalies]] - Like furfags, only they want to fuck dinosaurs, lizards and [[Spyro the Dragon|dragons]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sick Fuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strategically Placed Hole]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry art#Furry Art and Trolls|Trolling Furries with Hate Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Undertale]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Victim Complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wapanese]] - Like furfags, but a lot more tamer.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wolfaboo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Womble rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yiff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zetaforum]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zeta Toy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Zootopia]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|CFleZ|California Triple-Murder Linked to ‘Furry’ Community}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*{{wayback|http://vis.adjectivespecies.com/furrysurvey/explorer/|20150321091954|title=Know thy enemy well so to better vanquish them}}&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|EwJJh|A true source of information on furries}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.furry4life.org/ Furry 4 Life] &amp;amp;ndash; The new furry sanctuary ever since Facebook began deleting cartoon profiles, as well as ones they innocently assumed to be made for people&#039;s pets.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|vcWzV|An even shittier social networking site}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wordpress|furfling|Furry dating site}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|vrPq|Furry version of Twitter}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/ FurAffinity] &amp;amp;ndash; A DeviantArt clone.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.weasyl.com/ Weasyl] &amp;amp;ndash; Where all the furs are flocking to as Fagoneer continues to ruin FurAffinity even worse than trolls do.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Qjhb4|Scratch that, they&#039;re all flocking here instead}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|KXXvj|Furry tutorial}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; Partly FTL, partly serious.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|K1q77|Furry forum you can troll}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.deviantart.com/topic/anthro Gallery of faggotry]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|M1jUy|Furfags before the Internet}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; Circa 1963&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://entervoid.com/ Often shows the psychological implications of furfags]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wf|WikiFur_Furry_Central|Furry Wiki}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; WIKI VANDALISM? YES PLEASE. Update: They are now so butthurt that they have blocked Tor exit nodes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Wikilink|Furfur|Furfur on Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; The God they worship. PROOF OF THEIR EVIL LINEAGE.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://vimeo.com/57911625 A charming student film about the trials of living as a furry in the modern age]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://campferal.org/ Oh shit, they now have a furfag summercamp in Murrika&#039;s hat]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ag-more-perpetrators-victims-possible-in-furry-child-predator-sex-ring/ Furry child predators] are now an ordinary occurrence in todays society&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.u18chan.com/ a nazi furfag imageboard]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Cancer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Retarded Edit Wars}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furryfucks.jpg|thumb|right|All furries, no exceptions. The last guy is the reason for all of this faggotry, but he also makes an easy dollar.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Typicalattentionwhore.png|thumb| What do you &#039;&#039;think&#039;&#039; happens when your parents find out you&#039;ve been masturbating to animal people?]]&lt;br /&gt;
If all &#039;&#039;&#039;furries&#039;&#039;&#039; were firm-bodied [[Playboy|women in bunny suits]], with nice [[Boobs|chesticles]] and a preference for [[Cock|the better race]], there&#039;d be no need for an ED article and we&#039;d be too [[fap|busy]] to write one. Unfortunately, furries are just the opposite, and what&#039;s worse is they want to convert you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries are the scum of the earth, and the surest candidates for [[dying alone]]. The furry fandom will accept [[sick fuck|ANYONE]],  including [[Kique7|dog-fucking zoophiles]], and hence attracts the worst and most [[you|pathetic people in the world]]. They are near the bottom of the Internet food chain, even ranking below [[Otherkin]] and [[bronies]] (both lesser kin to furries), [[Chris-chan]], and definitely above [[you]]. Furries are so ugly that they make [[Brian Peppers]] look attractive, so stupid that they make [[Asperger&#039;s syndrome|autistics]] look smart, and are overall pathetic beyond compare. Likewise, they are attracted to people who use perverted zoophile [[Snapchat]] animal filters such as the popular [[dog filter]]. [[FAIL]] doesn&#039;t even begin to encompass how bad furries do in life. [[Dying alone]] is the best they can do, preferably in the style of [[Mr Hands|Mr. Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
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To put furfaggotry in perspective, furries are to animals what [[LARP|larpers]] are to medieval faggotry, and the differences are sometimes very subtle. Larpers are at least willing to admit what they do is all in pretense,and generally try to keep it as separate as possible from their real lives (jobs, families, friends). But here&#039;s the difference: furries dont have lives to keep separate from their fandom, so they cling to their fandom as it&#039;s all they have. It can overtake their lives to a point where some furs actually [[Otherkin|believe that they are their fursonas]], when really they should just &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;get a fucking life&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; become [[an hero]] instead of fapping to bestiality porn on the [[Internet|webs]] all day long. Furfags have gone as far as [[child abuse|raising children as furs]], although instinctively the children realize their parents are [[Sick fuck|different]] and ultimately [[DO NOT WANT|reject]] it, thus proving that there is some hope for the human race which the furries have sought to destroy with their faggotry.&lt;br /&gt;
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These [[faggots]] also got the 100m AND 200m [[GET]], which proves that furries truly are [[the cancer that is killing /b/]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Forking hell if you dont got anything good to say, [[Politically Correct|FORK OFF!]] [[Crybaby|I dont care]] about what you think or [[Fuck The Police|rules]] or any-bloody-thing else! Look, [[Buttsecks|this sortof stuff]] in *nature*! If it wasnt then none of us would frggin be here right now! So [[Get a life|get a life]] and stay out of mine, okay? I dont need your crap -.-&#039;|You wouldn&#039;t be alive to read this if it wasn&#039;t for [https://e621.net/post/show/486039/ gay Pokémon porn]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== What is this faggotry? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furries101.jpg|thumb|Furries spend most of their time arguing, whining or otherwise [[USI|attention whoring]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Modernefuries.png|thumb|...when they&#039;re not &amp;quot;[[Jailhouse gay|yiffing]]&amp;quot; or making [[furry art]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Herm_xenomorph_furfag_porn.jpg|200px|thumb| how furries see [[aliens]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dumbfurry.png|200px|thumb|right|Classy, furries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,&lt;br /&gt;
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Fingerbang an orangutang,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Orgy at the zoo.|&#039;&#039;One of the earliest known furry anthems.&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Kique7|With a fetish for animals]], furrys can usually be found in the following places: [[gay|gay bars]], pet shops, 4chan, zooporn.com, and [[bestiality|in your dog&#039;s ass]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries are [[Bestiality|zoophiles]] who like to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] to half-animal pornography. They have no justification. They get hot when they see animal people, occasionally dropping the [[PoeticIrony|&amp;quot;people&amp;quot; part]]. Some of them [[otherkin|make believe they are animals themselves]], but most are content to [[fursuit|dress up as animals]] and [[bestiality|have sex]]. Either way, every single one of them is [[insane|broken inside]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some furfags claim that they have [[bullshit|no sexual interest in animals]] whatsoever, and simply enjoy walking around their house in a fucking [[fursuit|dog suit]]. This is total [[bullshit|horseshit]]. All furfags are drawn to [[Bestiality|sexual perversity]], regardless of their preferred species. Furfags only say this kind of thing when threatened with death or when they are trying to &amp;quot;[[Surprise sex|surprise]] [[yiff]]&amp;quot; someone new. Just to be on the safe side, if a furfag ever tells you they&#039;re celibate, you should castrate them to ensure they is no possibility they contaminate humanity&#039;s gene pool any more than it already is.&lt;br /&gt;
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Normal people tend to keep their fetishes and [[Autism|developmental oddities]] to themselves. Furries, on the other hand, believe their fetish is a lifestyle and that they must [[attentionwhore|announce it to everybody]] on the Internet through their icon or sig. Society might actually hate furfags &#039;&#039;less&#039;&#039; if they didn&#039;t wish to [[Serious business|justify]] their [[pervert|perversions]] so strongly that they bring their [[Fursuit|fursuits]] and [[Bestiality|molested dogs]] into every normal place they can find, and proceed to spew their coprolalia. Every pervert must first accept that they are fucked up and either [[They see me rollin&#039;|roll with it]] or [[an hero]]. Furries refuse to do so, thus making them easy targets for [[troll]]s and [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The majority of the Internet hates them because they won&#039;t stay in [[fchan|FChan]] and [[FurAffinity|Fur Affinity]] and persist with annoying everyone with their [[Fursecution|persecution complex]] and disgusting [[fetish]]es. They are pushy, [[Pussybitch|obnoxious, gullible, insecure]], and completely incapable of understanding how downright stupid the concept of their fandom is. As such, they&#039;ll take offense to the claims of it being a sexual fetish, as if without the sexual aspect, being obsessed with cartoon animals would be [[Baby Fuck|perfectly fine]]. &#039;Cause it&#039;s totally normal to be romantically involved with Bugs Bunny or your pet dog... Dream on, faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
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More often than not, furries will swear up and down that their precious fandom isn&#039;t all about the sex. This is utterly defeated the moment you wander into any furry artist&#039;s gallery be it on FA or [[hell|what have you]]. It will be plagued with absolutely nothing but smut drawings and smut commissions. It is also noted that furries will often try to tame their porn, by replacing it with extreme suggestions through other pictures or even how they articulate their words. They go to cons in the hopes of getting in a hotel bed with their other in their fur suits, since they can&#039;t get laid by standard human means. No matter how hard they try covering it up with charities or well-intention gestures towards some positive result, the bottom line is that this &amp;quot;fandom&amp;quot; is simply a giant fetish sex party in [[denial]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even going as far as denial, it&#039;s even funnier when they try so hard to justify why it is they&#039;re into this disease. They&#039;ll find any scapegoat they can but it all ends in the same way - they fantasize particular furry characters into many sex scenes and dragged through their sick fetishes. You can find furries hidden in other fandoms from Anime - Gaming because that&#039;s where and how they recruit more members into their orgy brood. Bug spray your fandoms from these cretins!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries absolutely believe anything and everything animal-related is suddenly proclaimed as theirs. Any media from movies to tv to even songs, they will shamelessly claim as theirs and prop it up as some &amp;quot;furry anthem&amp;quot; to be proud of. You can guarantee that a fur cult will manifest when the next movie comes out that has a lead pair of CGI animal creatures complete with porn within 24 hours of the trailer&#039;s release.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note: On occasion, some retard might accidentally mistake a fursuit for a Halloween costume. If you observe this phenomenon, explain the truth to the hapless faggot and point them to this article! &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I support enormous animal penises in my mouth.|[[TL;DR|A simple paraphrase]] of the [[tl;dr|below text]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Since I&#039;m already shitting my whole fucking life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really fucking think, and it&#039;s so funny you&#039;ll fucking shit yourself like I almost did three times today because I&#039;ve got FUCKING BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL.&lt;br /&gt;
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First up on the chopping block, I&#039;m smarter than you. No way, it&#039;s true. Due to the law of averages, the vast majority of people reading this are probably ready to rebuke me in some funny way which will make me laugh greatly, but the fact is it&#039;s true. Why? I don&#039;t need no fuckin&#039; statistics, I just am. I aced high school, I aced college, and I&#039;m acing my whole life right now. I&#039;m running circles around my entire editorial board at my newspaper, and my faggot boss knows I&#039;m smarter than her, but she&#039;s a skinny whiny Jew who thinks she knows better than everybody because she comes from Kansas and reads The New York Times. Fuck that. I&#039;m the only one keeping that goddamn piece of shit rag in business and she fucking knows it, which is why she felt threatened by me today and decided to ream me out for the headlines I write at night: BAWWWW they&#039;re too fucking inaccurate! They&#039;re too fucking inappropriate! Fucking little whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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Second up, hunters have no fucking rights. If you&#039;re a hunter, fuck you. If you&#039;ve ever killed an animal just for the shit of it, fuck you. The only thing you savages have the right to do is the right to remain silent while the police arrest you for murder. Yes, murder. In these modern times we live in, what some like to call the 21st century, we as a species have evolved past the need for senseless barbarism like the kind of bullshit you assholes pull when you get liquored up and go kill Bambi. You know what? Nature can take care of itself, it has for millions of years. It doesn&#039;t need us fucking it up by hiding behind that bullshit reason of &amp;quot;population control&amp;quot;. Yeah, I got your fucking population control right here. It&#039;s called kill the hunters. An eye for an eye. Capital punishment for capital murder. I consider the murder of animals to be on equal footing with the murder of humans. &amp;quot;Well Nightweaver, what about plants? They have feelings too baww baww baww. What about when you hit a deer/raccoon/squirrel with your car? What about stomping on insects?&amp;quot; You know what I&#039;m fucking talking about you pieces of shit. Stop muddling the argument with your goddamn straw man bull. I don&#039;t need reams of scientific data to back up what I&#039;m saying...KILLING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. &lt;br /&gt;
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Did you know that the vast majority of hunters in the U.S. are big fat neckbeards and rednecks, probably like the kind who post on this forum? It&#039;s true. Try going to India with that stupid &amp;quot;animals are lower than humans&amp;quot; shit you speciesist faggot, see how far you get before somebody runs your ass over. And don&#039;t try that bullshit that &amp;quot;we need them for food, we need them for research, we need them for clothing, we need them for this, we need them for that...&amp;quot; It doesn&#039;t hold any fucking water with me anymore, not that it ever really did. This is the same species which just mapped the human genome a few years ago; it&#039;s time for us to crawl out of the caveman macho bullshit days and get with the program. Yes I think I can make things better by yelling at you, so shut up. Yes I&#039;m a member of PETA, so shut up. If I was less lazy and actually owned one, I&#039;d take my gun and go out and hunt the hunters. I&#039;d kill every one of you arrogant speciesist bastards I could find. Same goes for you meat-eaters. Hey asshole, I&#039;ve thrived for 15 years on no meat, now it&#039;s YOUR turn to try it out. Or are you too pussy? Yeah that&#039;s what I thought, goddamn bunch of pussies who are too scared to go vegan. [[Scientology|My conscience is clear, what about yours?]] Hm? You don&#039;t mind they&#039;re killed in horrible ways in slaughterhouses? You ENJOY watching them die? Then you&#039;re the worst kind of scum, lower even than child molesters. I spit on your fetid corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally (because I know you people are having OH SO MUCH FUN copying this into your ED entry on me), I DROP THE BIG BOMB! I&#039;m into sex with animals! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Guess what, it&#039;s kind of been skirted around in everything I&#039;ve said about the topic anyway, but I support enormous animal penises in my mouth. Yes that&#039;s right, let&#039;s go there. OH SISTER! I will admit I&#039;ve never actually tried it on any animal, but I would love to. I can hear someone now &amp;quot;Wow what a fucking hypocrite that he says he loves animals but wants to raep them lolololololoololol&amp;quot; Let me get one thing straight faggot: Pleasuring an animal sexually and raping them are two different things, and if you don&#039;t know the difference then you shouldn&#039;t be trying it in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Do you think your dog likes getting fucking blue balls because there&#039;s no pussy for him? THAT&#039;S ABUSE. THAT&#039;S RAEP. Letting your poor pet suffer in silence because of a lack of sexual gratification. So OK, we got dogs covered, and it&#039;s different with all animals and some are NOT designed for us, so you better stay the fuck away from them. But honestly, do you think that horse hates having his dick rubbed if he&#039;s standing there and thrusting his hips at you? Believe me pal, if that horse didn&#039;t want you there, you&#039;d have a busted jaw or broken neck already from a hoof to the face. So those are the two most obvious examples of animals I would like to pleasure; it&#039;s amazing how fast everyone&#039;s going to misinterpret this post and read into this that I&#039;m some SICK FUCK who you can&#039;t let near your children. That&#039;s amazing, those people should win a fucking Nobel Prize for their stupidity. &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m about as benign a guy as you&#039;ll ever find, but here&#039;s what I can&#039;t get over: I&#039;m in this fandom, furry fandom see, and its artists draw a LOT of dog cocks and a LOT of horse cocks and I&#039;m like W-T-F? We love to see art of this shit but try soooo hard to deny to ourselves that it&#039;s just fantasy? Fuck you, slap yourself into reality. YOU&#039;RE LOOKING AT DOG COCK AND GETTING OFF TO IT. Whether its drawn or not, you can&#039;t claim that you&#039;re not &amp;quot;into&amp;quot; animal sex. People just LOVE to make fun of us, zoophiles, bestialists, faggots, scum, whatever they call us. It&#039;s one big self-assuring joke apparently for humanity to delude itself into thinking that we&#039;re so much superior to lower animals that we cannot have sex with them. Interspecies sex is common in the wild, and yes I&#039;m aware of the apparent hypocrisy between that and what I just said about hunting. &amp;quot;Animals hunt but we can&#039;t , but we can fuck them? Derpa derpa derp.&amp;quot; Well guess what? We&#039;ve domesticated all these species, and we are responsible for them. We&#039;re responsible for their care. Sometimes these poor beasts can&#039;t get off the way they want to, because of the physical restrictions we place on them by separating the sexes and so forth. So we should be able to masturbate them at least if they&#039;re horny and have no other outlet! I&#039;d sign up to do it; I&#039;d be at the fucking head of the line for that shit. Giant horse dick in my mouth? DO WANT!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{notice|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[PROTIP]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Parents, only show your kids [[hunting|DEAD animals]]. The singing, talking kind only leads to tragedy. Do you really want to have to bail your kid out for bestiality?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furry In Training.jpg|thumb|Ghouls.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:WTFF_FURRY.jpg|thumb|[[Hello Kitty|We&#039;ll be friends]] forever!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:A fag bunny.jpeg|thumb|Disappointments.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Coyote brah.jpg|!Riley Coyote|thumb|Freaks who self-identify as furries are generally candidates for [[Anorexia|other types]] of diseases and mental disorders aside from just their anthropomorphilia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries are the products of children that are raised on a diet of [[The Lion King|cartoons that depict animals with love interests]]. Despite the opinion that it&#039;s the [[Internet]] that creates furries, [[Injuns|furries existed, and still exist, even without the Internet]]. Through movies, cartoons, Halloween costumes, toys, games, and other things that parents innocently expose their children to, children develop an interest in fur.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although furries tend to develop before being exposed to the Internet, once they are exposed to the Internet they realize &amp;quot;[[ZOMG|THERE&#039;RE OTHERS LIKE ME!]]&amp;quot; Thinking that having other people into the same crap you are makes things [[baby fuck|awwwright]]. They start [[cancer|encouraging each other]] instead of realizing they are [[sick fucks]] and getting help. This leads to your common furry: the thirty-year-old [[jail]]house [[gay]] [[man the harpoons|waste of flesh]] fapping in [[diaperfur|shit-stained diapers]] to [[bestiality|half-animal]] porn in their [[fail|mother&#039;s basement]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, furries can also transmit the infectious disease of furfaggotry to others. Generally, this is a conscious and deliberate act on their part. Most furries are friends with many nonfurries in the general population, and for some reason they MUST share their sick fetishes with everyone, so they lure their friends to see &amp;quot;this awesome art site&amp;quot; or to go to a &amp;quot;scifi con&amp;quot;. The worst part is that they just plain don&#039;t stop doing it. They will keep shoving their [[furry art]] in every non-furry&#039;s face, wearing ears and tails in public and otherwise screaming about how nice it is to be a furry in order to attempt to convert others to their sick fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries will also try to subliminally convert others by creating anthro webcomics. Comics such as [[Housepets!]] usually suck shit, are unfunny and uninteresting. Every furry webcomic is perverted and should be avoided or else possible conversion may take place. Most, if not all, authors of these webcomics are morbidly obese and mentally unstable.&lt;br /&gt;
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Think about it: If Furry life is so nice and accepting, why are they trying to [[Mormon|convert]] you? Wouldn&#039;t they already be happy among their numerous furry friends that they surely must have if the fandom is a loving, accepting, fun place? Why would they require assurance from real life people that what they&#039;re doing is OK if they know being a furry is perfectly fine?&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s all lies and only the most desperate and gullible people fall for it. This, of course, leads to even more sad wastes of flesh clamoring for attention and fighting online and trying to convert as many people offline in the hopes that someone, anyone, will actually love and accept them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Raising furries.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A [[Pregfur|pregnant furry]] seeking advice on how to ruin her child&#039;s life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:DoopieDoover furry friend PB5656.png|The rare, black furry.  Wants white women&lt;br /&gt;
File:Never trust furries.jpg|Furries try to recruit at any chance they get&lt;br /&gt;
File:Really-gay-costume.jpg|[[Joseph Kony|He&#039;ll snatch yo kids]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Nightmare furry.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|&amp;quot;Would you fuck me? I&#039;d fuck me.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Scary vintage furries photograph.jpg|It is believed the condition is inherited&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cumpetition.jpg|Cumpetition&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sigh1.gif|A furry [[Cum|coming]] out to his mom.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfag lies.png|Common lies. Don&#039;t fall for it!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furspotting.jpg|Choose Twinkies, fatty.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Monkeyhat.jpg|A furry in the making&lt;br /&gt;
File:TanookiSuit.jpg|Mario, star of the popular Nintendo [[The Game|game]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:FurryChart.jpg|Furfag chart&lt;br /&gt;
File:Berenstain_bears_dick_kick.jpg|A furry book tempting kids with [[BDSM|painful pleasure]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Illumaniti-furries.png|Bring the greasy thrill of furry to your very own home game!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furrybarf.jpg|[[DrMusic2|Movie-making kids]] think dressing up as a dog is [[a cat is fine too|just fine]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furrychildren.jpg|Pity a furry&#039;s spawn&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furryrebuttalwm9.jpg|Typical furfag children at play. Bitch cried. So do most furfags when they see this on a hate site.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Totorostalk.jpg|Anime furry tempting the [[Wapanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yiffinhellfurfag.jpg|Girl sees through his clever disguise&lt;br /&gt;
File:ShadowRougefursuit.jpg|Furry and [[emo]]? [[DO NOT WANT|Christ]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Unrealisticballodumptruck.jpg|[[Unrealistic expectations|Unrealistic Expectations]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:brutal.jpg|You don&#039;t want to know what is going to happen if you buy one of those for your child.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ohfurry.jpg|Tempting with guilt on YouTube&lt;br /&gt;
File:Magnet porn.jpg|[[Rule 34|Seducing]] [[Fuckin Magnets|ICP Fans]] and [[Megaman]] Fans at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Disney Sex Doll.jpg|Hand puppet with a [[SPH|badly placed hole]] or sex doll: you decide&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Arthurintro.gif|How [[faggots|furries]] walk&lt;br /&gt;
File:Paradisefreedomlikesdogcocks.png |Rape is the usual tactic&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Furry evolution.jpg|The evolution of faggotry.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Feralfur fuckers &amp;amp; [[bronies]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furries_Dog_Fucker_Consent.png|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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These are just straight up [[bestiality|animal fuck fetishists]] who try and use the larger furry community as a way of &amp;quot;blending in&amp;quot; and making their sordid sick fuckery look slightly less like a complete abomination of nature. As far as the furry pecking order they&#039;re generally considered the lowest of the low, right down there with cub fuckers and babyfurs. If you&#039;re furry and you want to try and feign some measure of normalcy this is one of the best types to use as a differential comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just play it off like, &amp;quot;Oh, I&#039;m not one &#039;&#039;those&#039;&#039; furries, they&#039;re the ones who are giving the furry community a bad name!&amp;quot; In reality of course, every furry is in fact a feral fur fucker, it&#039;s just some furries are more in denial than others. By mixing human traits with animal traits &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; furries can basically create a pseudo-separation from the horrifying stigma of wanting to molest actual animals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, [[bronies]]. No matter what any of them tell you, they all want to touch the no-nos of every one of the pastel plastered equestrian abominations. They are held so low in the furry community that they are &#039;&#039;&#039;literally&#039;&#039;&#039; the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the furry food chain. Each and every one of them is a sad, fat, autistic male in their 30’s who have nothing better to do with their pathetic existences than clop to those bug-eyed bastards. This, too, is a thinly-veiled hidden attraction to animals. They are shaped like horses and have zero human attributes outside of talking. Most bronies fap to pictures, not videos. They are fapping to pictures of technicolor&#039;&#039; regular&#039;&#039; horses. &lt;br /&gt;
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As a rule of thumb, anyone who demands &amp;quot;realistic anatomy&amp;quot; just wants to fuck an animal. Realistic anatomy is codeword for &amp;quot;animal dick/vagina&amp;quot; and is your biggest red flag for a sick fuck. The more they complain about &amp;quot;realistic anatomy&amp;quot; the more of a sick fuck they really are.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cub fuckers &amp;amp; [[babyfur]]s ===&lt;br /&gt;
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What community would be complete without [[pedophiles|kiddy diddlers]]? Similar to the above mentioned bestiality types these sick sordid social rejects use the guise of furtardation in order to try and make their love of prepubescent rape seem [[awwright]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually playing it off like, &amp;quot;It&#039;s not pedophilia because they&#039;re not real kids!&amp;quot; these proverbial onions of humanity use layer after layer of bullshit in order to try and sidestep and mask what it is they&#039;re really interested in.  In some cases these types may not even be furry at all, but simply find it a convenient means to bypass existing rules and laws that rightly keep their sick fuckery otherwise in check.&lt;br /&gt;
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Do not confuse these for Babyfurs who like to pretend they are still in the &amp;quot;shitting my pants&amp;quot; stage of life. These are people who have no illusions about being a child yet still want to fuck things that don&#039;t know how to say their ABCs yet. Often they will play &amp;quot;[[rape|loving]] parents&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Big brother/sisters&amp;quot; or other relatives for a nice big dose of [[incest]] to go along with their main fantasy of child diddling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Babyfurs are known to be autistic in nature and long to have an eternal childhood, as well as being a fucking furfag. In short, they hate their life so much they are trying hard to wish themselves back into infancy as an escape from every single mistake that led to their wretched existence. Their fetish is for diapers, shitting in them, and being changed like an infant. Stay away from these wretched piles of fat and filth as far as you can.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike cub fuckers, they are (thankfully) celibate, as to not pass their faggotry on to any children they could’ve potentially had. This is very ironic as there are legions of cub fuckers who would just love to diddle them. A 30 year old man in a diaper crying like a baby is legal for sexing!&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Scalies]] &amp;amp; [[featherfag]]s ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry_-_General_-_Recognizing_The_Problem.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most people just lump them in as &amp;quot;furfags&amp;quot; as, honest, nobody really gives a shit if the kind of animal they are fapping to has fur or not as any sane being realizes these people fap to animals and sees them all as sick fucks,&lt;br /&gt;
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Scalies like to pretend they are special because instead of drawing and fapping to fox dickgirls, they draw and fap to dragon and lizard dickgirls. Many scalies are even more overweight than usual as &amp;quot;being a dragon&amp;quot; means they get to eat extra fatty red meat. If said dragon is also a dickgirl, chances are you are looking at a furfag who is really an [[otherkin]] hiding among the furfags. Otherkin think they really are dragons and are even more batshit insane than normal. In general, scalies should be avoided as they are even more insane than the average furry. And don&#039;t forget [[Snapesnogger]] and her deep loving fondness for snake people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Featherfags are some of the most inept artists you’ll see when it comes to the anatomy of their smutty “characters.” The shit that makes their dicks twitch are birds that are drawn to have human vagoos, tits, and other things that shouldn’t be on a fucking bird. Putting tits on a bird is about as appealing as putting them on an [[Aliens|Alien]], and yet furshitters have found ways to fap to that as well. They also like to pretend they are super special snowflakes for being an &amp;quot;exotic race&amp;quot; like a blue jay or a parakeet. News flash: nothing a furry can do will make them a special snowflake as they&#039;re all &amp;quot;special snowflakes&amp;quot;. When everyone is special, nobody is.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Edgy furries ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Anime furry nazis.jpg|185px|right]][[Image:Snuffkitty.jpg|185px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Christian furry|Christfurs]] are hypocrites. What better to happen to such a hated group of people than to have some of their populous be [[christfag]]s? These holier than thou furries have the worst traits of evangelists and the worst traits of furries combined. They fuck like rabbits, break every law in the bible, then go to church and that makes them better than you. They spend their time jerking off and talking about how you are going to hell for being less holy than them. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bonus points for the Christfurs who are also actually in the church itself. There&#039;s something special about a lion in preacher garb, especially when you see on in real life. Furry priests/preachers pretend they do this either to try to &amp;quot;reach out to wayward furries&amp;quot; or to &amp;quot;amuse the children&amp;quot; but we all know this is bullshit there to cover the fact they used the collection plate money to buy a thousand dollar fursuit that will be used mostly to attract gay men for sex. Thanks for the donation!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Closet Furry|ClosetFurs]] are everyone reading this article who doesn&#039;t have a fursona yet. Yiff Yiff, my good fellow!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Nazi Furs]] combine two of the world’s most hated things put in one festering, shit-encrusted blend! The Nazifurs are a very weird bunch indeed. In essence, they could be terrifying, but in reality they’re just neo Nazis mixed with furfags. And they are hilarious. Gay dogs who are jewish goose stepping and hailing [[Hitler|the Fuherer]]? Welcome to furry country. The true irony lies in the fact that these sick fucks are exactly the type of people that Hitler would have had killed in concentration camps.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Necrofurs]] are definitely the most edgy when it comes to other furfaggots. They fap to anything and everything dead and furry, no matter how gruesome, because the more gory, at least for them, the better. For the love of fuck, stay away from them IRL. Only engage in [[Trolling|conversation]] on the interbutts. When any of them takes the killing to the real world you get the making of a serial killer. Most of them started with animal cruelty before moving on to humans you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lifestylers ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry_-_Females_-_02.jpg|right|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fat furry|Fatfurs]] are the unholy union of the furniggers and chubby-chasers. They’ll yiff/fap to anything that has hair and mountains upon mountains of fat. They usually have some of the most insanely confusing fetishes, ranging from [[Inflation art|inflation]] via air, fluid or (obviously) fat, to even having their fursonas being made of “[[Rubberfur|living rubber]].” Have plenty of eye bleach ready if you are to click on the above link.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please note that most furries are fat in real life. The Fat Furs are different in that they see this flab as appealing and encourage it among one another. They do not have skinny fursonas and do not want one. Fat = sexy to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Biofurs]] believe that someday science will shit out a procedure that will make them into real furries. That is how stupid they are. In the time between science creating human-animal splices (lol no. It&#039;s illegal in every single country!) they are likely to alter their bodies with conventional means such as piercings, implants, and tattoos. These are the people with wearable dog-cock penis covers and specialized &amp;quot;digitgrade&amp;quot; boots. Their fursuit may be made out of real fur and/or be as realistic as possible. No carttoony stuff here! They&#039;d glue a fursuit on if they could.&lt;br /&gt;
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They don&#039;t realize that every race, animal or not, would be freaked out by them if they succeeded in becoming a real live furry. In short, they have not thought this through. No lifestyler really has. They just daydream and tell themselves &amp;quot;it will all be ok&amp;quot;. In short, they&#039;re some of the dumbest furries in furrydom.&lt;br /&gt;
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===General fetishists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Whatthefuckbooty.jpg|185px|right]][[Image:Stuffed raccoon.gif|right|thumb|Yes, that really is [[Gabe Newell]] fucking a stuffed animal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dancers.jpg|thumb|right|[[The Kadaitcha Dancers|Friday night in Furryville]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sure, furry is a fetish, however, there are many subgroups of fetishes. Chances are every fetish has a furry companion. Name it, slap on ears and a tail, and you&#039;ll find porn of it. Here are a few we actually have chronicled on Encyclopedia Dramatica.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Pawfur]]s are what you’d expect from the name: furry foot fetishists. Yet they somehow take it to a whole new level. When you can pretend to be three inches tall licking the stinky soles of a giant digimon who stomped grapes all day long you would be taking it to the next level, too. Expect there to major dashes of [[Macrophile]] thrown into the mix as bigger feet are better feet, right guys?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Pregfur]]s are pretty much what would happen if actual furries existed and fucked as much as furgags like to make them fuck. This is combined with weirdass ideas like being pregnant many times at once ([[lol wut]]) and fetishizing the idea of giving birth even though giving birth is the most disgusting, dangerous and painful thing any female humanoid can do with her life. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Rangerphile]]s are the type of people that are bound to ruin your childhood, if you grew up in the 90’s and still haven’t lost all of your precious memories to faggotry yet. They think that the characters from Chip &amp;amp; Dale’s Rescue Rangers are [[No|worthy of wanting to fuck]]. These are people in their 20’s and 30’s. And they want to fuck cartoon mice and chipmunks. In increasingly disturbing and un-erotic ways. Let that sink in. Watch as it festers in your subconscious and taints your childhood bit by bit like a fungus. Welcome to the real world, people!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Plushie|Plushophiles]]  (or “plushies”) are furries that get horny over their China-made lumps of fabric and stuffing so much that they literally fuck them. And like it. They post pictures of themselves doing it on the Internet for all to see, not realizing they put themselves at risk of eternal ridicule. Well, then again, all furries do that, so I guess it’s no different. These “people” are most shocking to those who love to collect and take care of plush toys as there is nothing worse you can do for one than to tear a big-[[Asshole|ass hole]] in it and pump it full of semen. Especially since these morons do this to rare and out-of-production stuffed toys that could’ve potentially provided them with jewgold, but instead they fuck them. If you, the faggot reading this, does not see anything wrong with this, please do us all a favor and smother yourself with one of the many raccoon plushies you&#039;ve violated. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also plenty of them into various versions of [[scat]], [[piss|golden showers]], [[roman showers]], and diapers containing all of the above. Yes, people, we are talking about overweight jailhouse gays rolling in their own feces and urine because nobody will use them as a human toilet. Some of them want to be [[vore|eaten]] and some of them are into [[Doug Winger|super-sized giant big dicks and boobs spouting fountains of goo]]. Occasionally they want to be eaten by massive dicks to be turned into goo. You read that sentence correctly: eaten&#039;&#039; by&#039;&#039; dicks. Rational sense, this makes none... but they still want it anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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The takeaway: if it&#039;s a fetish you can bet your sweet ass it shows up in furry porn somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Furry propaganda ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Furry art}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Werehyena TG 011 by RMK99.jpg|220px|thumb|Typical &amp;quot;[[Furry art|art]]&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furryart.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Jeremy Bernal|Tame by furry standards]], [[Sick|perverted]] by normal standards.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Some furries claim they&#039;re just in it for the art. Of course, this is exactly what they want you to think: that they&#039;re just a bunch of artists. The reality is much worse. &lt;br /&gt;
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The truth is that this &amp;quot;art&amp;quot; is simply a way for furries to lure their ill-fated victims into a [[trap]], where they will be mind raped until they submit to their new furry [[BDSM|masters]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Furries often explode into brick-shitting, [[BAWW]]WWWWWing rages as soon as someone points out the obvious: that Furry art is nothing more than a gigantic collection of [[bestiality|half-animals]] with [[sparkledog|trite designs]] that only a furry could [[Poeticirony|love so much]], cobbled together by hormonal sixteen-year-olds who have taken maybe one [[Art school|art class]] and can&#039;t even draw a [[cock]]. The few that can draw generally make &amp;quot;[[porn|art]]&amp;quot; like [[The Kadaitcha Dancers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The following is a lengthy rant from one furry that perfectly embodies their nature of deception. Typical to most attempts to rationalize being a furry, the rant is full of [[Fucktard|circular logic, hypocrisy, unwarranted self-importance, and just about every logical fallacy you can name]]. The author directly mentions ED and appears to have a dislike of this site from his previous rantings. In case you haven&#039;t noticed, the furry community is full of huge egos; this is most likely to compensate for the fact that they only have a life on the Internets.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But I genuinely refuse to believe all of furry is the crowd of social lepers we like to think we are.&lt;br /&gt;
|Furry on being a social leper.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|hey, not all of us are freaks like those skunk fuckers&lt;br /&gt;
|social leper tired of being grouped with furries.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;quot;Girl&amp;quot; furries ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:KittyOutfit.PNG|thumb|Why there are so few female furries]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Furrydom is a sausage party. About three quarters of furries in general are male, according to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|0AJcr|people who have tried to measure this}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. (Conversely, furry artists for whatever reason are about three quarters female.) Some of the &amp;quot;female&amp;quot; furries are in truth just [[trap|guys acting like girls]], or [[fag]]gots [[moot|who wish they were girls]]. Some are lesbians so ugly that not even their own dogs would fuck them. Either way, you really, really do not want to see what is [[Aids|hiding under their skirt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Remember:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Rules of the Internet|Rule 30 still applies.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Photoshop|Pictures aren&#039;t real]]; that is to say that a picture of a female furry doesn&#039;t necessarily mean female furries actually exist anywhere other than within another furry&#039;s mind.&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s a [[trap]]!&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s a [[faggot]]!&lt;br /&gt;
*Of the remaining few that are &#039;&#039;actually&#039;&#039; female and &#039;&#039;actually&#039;&#039; furry, they&#039;re always [[fat]] and [[ugly]] [[dyke]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
*To [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Examples of &amp;quot;girl&amp;quot; furries (probably?) ====&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abigaille]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akuryou]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alexus Lioness]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Amberdrake]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anailaigh]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angelic-Catalyst]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anjel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Balddumborat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blackfrost]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BlueshineWolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BwueMutt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chewfox]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[chibixzaide]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeoTasDevil]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flirty The Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flower2563]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fluffy teh wolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FoxyFoxChick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FurrMetalAlchemist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hatedwerewolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HinaUchi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesskitt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Johaan-N]] aka {{dauser|megs-n|Megs-N}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lucky Coyote]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Paradisefreedom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Princesswolfgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raniko]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SapphyDracases]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SheWolf]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Talamajic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vixen T. Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Widdywoodpecker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wolf punk]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zeriara]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Furry &amp;quot;Females&amp;quot;|furgirlgallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:TrufflesforYouIRL.jpg|[[Truth|This is a real furry female]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fugly furry.jpg|A female prototype. Notice the [[Fat fuck|triple chin]] and the [[Over 9000|uncountable amount]] of fugliness.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Uniman2.jpg|Average [[fag|Girl furry]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chicksor-Yummilee.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|7GOcH|Chicksor}}&#039;&#039;&#039; paid to pretend furfag&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furriestrue.png|Kind of a funny picture... But a much funnier way of life.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:FURRY MALE.jpg|Genetic disaster.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Krystal_bad_cosplay.JPG|[[Man the harpoons]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry19thcentury.jpg|Believe it or not, the situation used to be [[homosexual|worse]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Catgirl_bel.jpg| Camwhore paid to wear furfag gear&lt;br /&gt;
File:furrygenderchange.jpg|Furry gender reallocation success.&lt;br /&gt;
File:hot_furry_girl.jpg|What? [[divide by zero|Oh shi-]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:FURRY PETA AD.jpg|Not really furry, actually [[PETA]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:IRL furry.jpg|Hot Japanese girl that a furry photoshopped so he can fap to it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry Centerfold.jpg|If you are even mildly turned on by this, you need serious help.&lt;br /&gt;
File:hot_furry.jpg|Uncreative shoop&lt;br /&gt;
File:20081120054819ponygirl.jpg|Almost there....&lt;br /&gt;
File:800px-ShilpaShettyPETA.jpg|Hot Indian Actress marred by her relationship with [[PETA|a fundamentalist organization]]. Well, she needs to do something now that [[Jade Goody]]&#039;s dead!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shaz.jpg|Drop dead [[ugly|sexy]]. Maybe she wishes that hair on her face would turn to fur.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical furfag.jpg|Forever_alone.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfaglols.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Keshacat.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
File:ParadisefreedomIRL2.png | Note the fear in the dog&#039;s eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BunnyGirl.jpg | No, a [[porn star]] in an Easter Costume does not count.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Imagination_Or_Desperation.png|[[Forever Alone|Desperation]] or [[Imaginary Girlfriend|imagination]]?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Furgrill.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_01.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_03.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_04.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_05.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_06.jpg|Autoplushophilic delights.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Females_-_07.jpg|How intimate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Comparison_meme_2.jpg|Angel-tiger-mistress IRL.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FURRY FEMALE END STAGE.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nanakoweeafur.jpg|Tumblr Weeaboo + Furry = A sick furfag&#039;s wet dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Wikipedia drama ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Orestes Pursued by the Furries.jpg|thumb|Even the ancients were tormented by the furries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Since furry existence revolves around [[WikiEdit Drama]], many of [[Wikipedia]]&#039;s admins are furfags, such as: [[ContiE]], {{wpul|Fennec}} (an early &#039;&#039;arbitrator&#039;&#039;, for fucksake), {{wpul|Furrykef}}, {{wpul|KieferSkunk}}, {{wpul|Loganberry}} (lol desysopped), {{wpul|Wiki alf}} (lol quit in 2009), {{wpul|Wwwwolf}}, and {{wpul|Xaosflux}} - [[Furluminati|all of whom are the same person]]. There is also Krishva, who insists her childhood was destroyed forevar by furries and has made it her lifelong goal in life to make sure that web sites such as [[Wikipedia]], are as accurate (read: white-washed) as possible. This involved making approximately eleventy gazillion edits to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Furry|Wikipedia&#039;s &amp;quot;Furry&amp;quot; article}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and, when that didn&#039;t fulfill her need for alpha-wolf dominance, also the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Furry_fandom|&amp;quot;Furry fandom&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Funny_animal|&amp;quot;Funny animal&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talking_animal|&amp;quot;Talking animal&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039; articles. Not to mention {{wpul|GreenReaper}}, a big WP fan and one of the founders of [[WikiFur]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Why in the world Wikipedia has separate articles for &amp;quot;Furry&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Furry Fandom&amp;quot; in the first place is one of the many [[Shit nobody cares about|infinitesimally trivial points]] being bickered about by Krishva in the various articles&#039; [[talk page]]s. Why? Because certain furfags want to [[lie|deny that furry has anything to do with sex]]. There is one [[yiff]] pic in existence that doesn&#039;t resemble [[:Image:Dancers.jpg|this]] and they put it on their yiff article. Obsessively denying the relation between sex and furfags on Wikipedia is likely the result of furry-style [[castration]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Real-life horror ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:bandicam 2017-11-18 06-41-51-166.jpg|thumb|Furries trying to sell their dildos]]&lt;br /&gt;
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If they were just pathetic, like [[nerd]]s, they could mostly be passed over without much of a thought, and maybe even pitied. But in addition to being failures at life, their minds are constantly thinking of more perverted things to do, which show up not only in their REAL art (the kind they put in a separate folders and tag with so many warnings you wonder why they put it [[OL]] on the first place), but in the things they do [[IRL]].&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;It&#039;s perfectly natural [[sick fuck|to fantasize about a half human/half fox with double D tits.]] PERFECTLY NATURAL. I don&#039;t get the haters at all. I just don&#039;t.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Furfag on [[bestiality]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;None of us can really help, control, or direct our sexual interests or fetishes; we can, however, control how we choose to act on them. Someone who gets rock hard or dripping wet when dressed up like a fox or a raccoon or Ann Coulter makes a rough sort of sense. But someone who fantasizes about being an animal or hangs out with people who do without the excuse/cover of sexual fetish or compulsion? I&#039;m sorry, but that&#039;s just [[sick fuck|sick]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Dan Savage, Faggot and truth-sayer&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;[[Lies|Discrimination on us is and should be a crime. fucking people should not hate other lifestyles and they should not hate the people who are proud to show their lifestyle]] its called freedom of expression if you don&#039;t like it get the fuck out of my country you damn nazis.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Furfag on free speech and [[Godwin&#039;s law]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Godwin Law was created by a Nazi or Fascist in order to propagate future persecutionist behaviour, by sweeping real Nazi/Facist history aside under the cloak of &#039;Godwin Law&#039; that normal people are not permitted to sight example from the past to prevent the same mistakes happening in the present so that a new nationalist regime can rise again in the future]]...That ANYONE is fooled by Godwin law means the persecutors will win.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Furfags don&#039;t know &#039;bout Godwin&#039;s law&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Considering myself human, I consider to mean that I would be a killer who enjoys suffering at the expense of those who can&#039;t fight back. I would be a part of the mass extinction of all life on this planet, I would play a part in the sterility of this planet by owning land and pursuing economy by squeezing everything to its last thread of energy at the expense of anything that dare stand in the way of my profits. e.g. When a hyena eats a melon, she&#039;s not doing anything wrong, she doesn&#039;t understand the (HUMAN) ownership of that plant...nor should she, nor does she deserve to die for being thirsty, for being hungry, she shouldn&#039;t be condemned for being a mother with children to feed.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{yt|u|alphahyena|furfag, who believes he&#039;s not human}} and thinks hyenas eat melons&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;Mitsurugi Yamauchi said 08/25/10, 1:13 pm (verified)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Encyclopedia Dramatica is a menace to the internet. It is populated by trolls, racists, fascists, and other hate-mongers. They attack furries for no justified reason, and are a supporter in this incorrect common perception that furries are perverted porn freaks. Plus, it contains viruses and porn without a disclaimer.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|JYL7q|Furfag}}&#039;&#039;&#039; who hasn&#039;t image searched the term &#039;Furry&#039; and seriously believes ED has no reason to hate on them. Note the [[weeaboo|weeaboo]] name. Half of the furry fandom&#039;s shitty fursonas follow this naming pattern.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:I_love_furries.jpg|Furry in fursuit next to [[Andy Schlafly|one without]]. Now you see why they wear fursuits.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furryparenting.jpeg|Parenting at its finest&lt;br /&gt;
File:M8hc03.jpg|[[Old media|About the furries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fuckingfurry.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dog_man.jpg|Living the furry dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cetafurfag.jpg|It isn&#039;t bestiality porn if it&#039;s under water!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raccoon-app6.jpg|[https://northfur.ca/ Pay money] and you can look [[creepy|great]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dogcockearrings.jpg|[[PoeticIrony|Staying classy]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dlthorn13_mombed2.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] tries to be a furry by buttfucking his mom&#039;s stuffed animals while she&#039;s out.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furrylupus snow penis.jpg|The [[retard|guy who made this]] had no clue [[bestiality|why the neighbors called the cops]]. &lt;br /&gt;
File:FurfailSquirrel.jpg|So [[weeaboo|kawii]]! ^.^&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Yiff.jpg|Exports of [[Egypt|ancient Egypt]] included sails, paper, and fursuits.&lt;br /&gt;
File:99furcent.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:LOL_FURSUIT.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Publicfurrypicsposted.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realistic fursuit.jpg|These pictures...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Micropenisman.jpg|...are..&lt;br /&gt;
File:Micropenis.PNG| ...[&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=zcHuB-C235-&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; very related]. dead link&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bunny2.jpg|You gonna get raped!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son.jpg|Furries, if any are reading, please, and this isn&#039;t the article speaking, &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; ever tell your parents about this shit. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Leia01.jpg|Interracial furry sex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FSS Main.gif|The truth about furfags.&lt;br /&gt;
File:cheapfurry.jpg|Some furries are too poor to afford an animal costume and have to use their pajamas. Apparently they&#039;re too poor to afford ears that match either.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Creepy Animal Furry.jpg|You weren&#039;t planning on sleeping any time soon, were you?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Depraved_furry_scum.jpg|This is your brain on lonely.&lt;br /&gt;
File:epicfag.jpg|A furfag in its natural habitat. Note the furry legs.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfag_lol.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furriesno.png|[[Lol wut]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry couple.jpg|IRL furries without fursuits.&lt;br /&gt;
File:FurrySuck.jpg|Furry in a [[MMORPG]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fursuitaction.gif|How furfags multiply.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pathetic.jpg|Remember: Being a furry is both harmless &#039;&#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039;&#039; consensual.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beastpaint-cheetah.jpg|Scene from a furry convention.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wheregodfurry.jpg|Where is your [[God]] now?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry conversation wolf horse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|Someone, somewhere fapped to this. Just let that sink in for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pisspig.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackwater.jpg|Blackwater is a closet furry organization. Notice the pawprint on their logo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furriesstupid.png|Average furry pulling an [[Adam Savage]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sick_dasoslukos.png|A sick fuck from YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sick_dasoslukos_2.png|The same sick fuck from YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sickfuck chevelle.jpg|Chevelle: A sick fuck that wants to be raped by furries. It&#039;s true.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rape_of_ganymedes.jpg‎|Even [[TMNT|Michelangelo]] drew some furry fanart.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sadfur.jpg|We&#039;re not even going to dignify this with an insult...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stupidfurrypimp.jpg|Some furries must take a [[Hooker|side job]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chatroulette24.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chatroulette2.jpg|[[Chatroulette]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mrs. Pig Rubber Latex Costume.jpg|Let the [[fursecution]] begin!&lt;br /&gt;
File:feralporn.jpg|Furries find this [[bestiality|arousing]]. You [[sick fucks]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_Home_Schooling_Troubles.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry orgy.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typicalfurry.jpg|Fucking sick fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whatisfurryreally.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Stealing_Wildlife.jpg|Fursuits make it easy to steal rare wildlife to keep as real-life yiff plushies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hideous_furfag.jpg|Why hello thar!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Save_The_Whales.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Pedo_Prey.jpg|The majority of furries are pedophiles who use the form as a means of luring kiddies to molest.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry_-_General_-_Inflation.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:FREEWILLYOHSHIT.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Confederatefurfag.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nigger in a Tigger fursuit.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Drunken_ganymedes_zeus_eagle_orgy.jpg|Romans sculpted their furfaggotry.&lt;br /&gt;
File:We%27d_rather_go_naked_than_be_furries.jpg|Even [[PETA]] fags are tired of this BS.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Whatthefurry.jpg|This is why we hate furries.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sodomywolf.jpg|[[Sodomy]] time!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfag with parents.jpg|[[Fugly]] furfag, moments before getting [[I am disappoint|disowned]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gasthefurfags.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfagconcerned.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Howdoicool.jpg|How do I made cat? [http://www.facebook.com/people/Mattt-Unknwn/631680971 yiff!]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hating furries ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Fursecution}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|He that shall copulate with any beast or cattle, dying let him die, the beast also ye shall kill.|[[bible|God, on hating the furries]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Furry hates Harlem Shake.gif|thumb|The first furry to do something that we tolerate. And also the last.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furry NO.jpg|right|thumb|220px||Hatred of furries in video games is perfectly normal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s OK to hate these sick fucks! [[Serious|Seriously]], if all this shit hasn&#039;t made you sick by now, you must be [[retarded]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun Fact:&#039;&#039;&#039; If you spell out &amp;quot;Yiff In Hell Furfags&amp;quot; mnemonically, and pronounce it phonetically, it sounds just like &amp;quot;yiff&amp;quot;. Neato.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun Fact2:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some furries [[Johaan-N|are into pet dogs]] and make comics about their purebred pooches [[Johaan-N#Gay_Dog_Sex|fucking each other]] so they can [[fap]] to them. {{deviantart|Johaan-N}} is among the most famous with a cancerous [[yiff|cult]] following. &lt;br /&gt;
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Having reached pretty much everywhere on the Internet, and spreading around their regurgitation inducing porn avatars, they have made themselves a disseminated, easy to stop, righteously warranted hate targets. An example of this is the following video, made by [[Daedalus The Dopefish|closet scalie]] in an [[fail|amazing attempt]] to redeem himself from his past zoophilia acts.&lt;br /&gt;
The following video contains screenshots of real [[Steam|Steam]] profiles. No community is safe. &lt;br /&gt;
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There has been a comic made dictating the tension between the people whom hate furries and furries themselves &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|PgOvC}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;PeH1XNiJxFQ&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|border=#1DACD6|background=#1DACD6|margin=auto}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== What to do if your friend is infected ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Go away furfag.jpg|thumb|He&#039;s got the right idea.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They&#039;ll need help. Not mental help, but the kind of help where you take them to a concealed area and shove both barrels of a 12-gauge into the back of their oblivious fursuit-covered head and pull both triggers without remorse.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;There are also a few alternative solutions you may attempt:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Yiffinhell-Taurin.jpg|220px|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfags!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Never try to fit in with them. In fact, stay away from them altogether. This is very important as something as minor as hardcore penetration can easily cause infection (you may want to find a new friend, preferably someone from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]). &lt;br /&gt;
*Call them out in public, ask them about furry in front of non-furries. Bring up [[Babyfurs]] and [[bestiality]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Buy some garden shears at your local [[Wal-Mart]], and use them to castrate anything resembling a furry and staple their testicles (if present) to their foreheads; [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|yelling]] [[So i herd u liek mudkip|various obscenties]] is optional. Remember to return the garden shears within 30 days to get your money back.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you are his roomate or something similar, leave raw meat in his fursuit.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you are brave (or already infected), you can try to forcibly persuade them against their ways.&lt;br /&gt;
*Pass a bill which will makes it punishable by death for being a furfag.&lt;br /&gt;
*Let a REAL lion loose on his ass and watch his reaction. Make sure to bring a trash bag and a gun.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force non furries to watch yiff. Prolonged exposure to anything sexual that doesn&#039;t involve fucking humans in every hole has been known to cause human heads to forcibly explode. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cat in Microwave|Microwave]] them.&lt;br /&gt;
*If all else fails, simply go to [[China]] and accumulate several large nuclear stockpiles. Proceed to nuke the shit out of every anthrocon in existence until the world is rid of the furfag populace.&lt;br /&gt;
*Give them a nice, relaxing injection of arsenic. Since they technically want to be animals, putting them down IS an option.&lt;br /&gt;
*If a syringe is not available, you can always get them to drink a nice refreshing mug of bleach.&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoot Em With a Nerf Gun.&lt;br /&gt;
*Call em Scum every day till they quit being a furfag and/or kill themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Chlorine gas ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On the [https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/intentional-chemical-leak-at-hyatt-regency/122186/ 7th of December 2014], during a [[Kill yourself|furry convention]] in [[Chicago]] there was a reportedly &#039;&#039;&#039;[[IRL troll|deliberate]]&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Holocaust|chlorine gas leak]] which injured at least 19 at the time (requiring hospitalization) and the complete evacuation of the hotel where the convention was taking place. Truly, those responsible were doing [[Truth|God&#039;s work]]. The perpetrator is [[An hero| A hero]] to us all.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nobody claimed responsibility for this [[lulz|chemical attack]] yet.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll a furfag ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:FurryFuelEnergyDrink.png|thumb|right|The taste of fail and AIDS, successfully distilled and canned.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Show them bestiality. Every furfag is deeply ashamed about their lust for animal cock that when they see the real thing, their guilt-boner has them going from zero to [[Anonymous|moralfag]] in less than five seconds. Furfags are also notorious for spreading the [[lie|faux]] belief that viewing or sharing bestiality is illegal, and will go to extreme lengths to convince people to follow a law which only exists in New Zealand.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mention the Em-Bear-Assed segment from 1000 Ways to Die&lt;br /&gt;
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*Show them the CSI Episode &amp;quot;Fur and Loathing&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Grief every [[Second Life]] yiff club they run&lt;br /&gt;
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*Grief every furry infested [[Space Station 13]] server they run.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Defeat every claim of theirs that they &amp;quot;aren&#039;t for the sex&amp;quot; by slapping them with cold hard evidence that they are&lt;br /&gt;
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*Reveal to their families about how furry they are and explain to them the horrors of their fandom. Closeted furries hate this because more times than not, they know their lives will get turned upside down once they&#039;re exposed to people they don&#039;t want knowing.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey kids! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Before you decide to tell [[Your Mom|your morally upstanding parents]] that you are letting a [[whore|hot fox]] [[rape|touch your no-no&#039;s]], please take a gander at the videos below:&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eJm2neag9NU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Wanna look this retarded? Then you&#039;re a furry!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;EJD7GbkG96w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;How to Humiliate Yourself 101&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;uK92NYwBMts&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;First acknowledgement of this growing furfaggotry in [[England]].&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;tnCk0uGwFZI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Furry national anthem&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ZOUSxl2vvYE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Rap against furfags&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;uIBU-DaJJOk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;In American Dad!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;qKKPXoYqvps&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dxlpIxGSU2k&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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NOTE: Good new&#039;s everyone, he&#039;s single! Drop by {{yt|thundermdark|his youtube channel}} and leave [[Meatspin|a nice hello]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Quote from Wikipedia (AKA Shitipedia): In one survey, 33% of furries surveyed online answered that they had a &amp;quot;significant sexual interest in furry&amp;quot; and another 46% stated they had a &amp;quot;minor sexual interest in furry&amp;quot;, and the remaining 21% stated they have a &amp;quot;non-sexual interest in furry&amp;quot;. That means over 75% of furfags want to have sex with furries. GTFO.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sick fucks ==&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to caring nothing but just sex, Furries are also known to harbor some of the most disturbing and vile of fetishes. These include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=wikitable&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Scat&#039;&#039;&#039; || [[File:Sscat2.png|200px]] [[File:Sickshitfur2.png|200px]] [[File:Sickshitfur3.png|200px]] [[File:Sickbronyshit.png|200px]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;EVEN BRONIES GOTTA GET IN ON THIS!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Vore&#039;&#039;&#039; (Soft/Hardcore) || [[File:Sickfur.png|200px]] [[File:Sickvorefur.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Watersports&#039;&#039;&#039; || [[File:Sickbath.png|200px]] [[File:Sickwatersportsfur.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Hyper&#039;&#039;&#039; || [[File:Sickhyperfur.png|200px]] [[File:Sickfurhyper.png|200px]] [[File:Sickhypertitsfur.png|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Messy Diapers&#039;&#039;&#039; || [[File:Sickshitfur.png|200px]] [[File:Messydiaperfursick.png|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Farting&#039;&#039;&#039; || [[File:Sickfartfur.png|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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You&#039;ll find your fair share of these plastered right on the front of FurAffinity. It&#039;s not a beautiful sight to see by any means, but it helps validate the nature of the Furry Fandom and it&#039;s fuckery. Yet this is the same fandom that wants recognition and respect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Word of advice - If anyone you know or see that is a fur and is into the aforementioned fetishes above. Beat them and make them regret being born!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
==[[Final Solution|Solution]] to this faggotry==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{rainbow|PERSECUTION AND HOLOCAUST!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry test image rev 2.png|thumb|If this picture turns you on in any way, I have some [[Faggot|bad news.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furfags.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Furry Rape.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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== Music Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;UbQgXeY_zi4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|border=#1DACD6|background=#1DACD6|margin=auto}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Absolute fear.jpg|bigpx|thumb|f e a r]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furries_-_BLAAAARG.gif|thumb|right|BLAAAARG!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furries.jpg|200px|thumb|right|For Sparta!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pepefurfagcurbstomp.jpg|thumb|right|CURB THE FURFAGS RACE WAR NOW ironically Pepe could be a fursona]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[2 gryphon]] - One of the Fandom&#039;s supposed &amp;quot;heroes&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anthropophobia]] - The official scientific diagnosis of furries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bestiality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BlackBusterCritic]] - [[Internet|INTERNET]] GOD AND SLAYER OF FURFAGS ON DEVIANTART. A TRUE [[Internet|INTERNET]] HERO.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bronies]] - A fandom of autistic sub-furries that want to fuck My Little Pony characters. For some reason, furries and bronies are at war with each other which is very ironic and laughable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CamHead]] - A perfect example of a Zoophile, keep your [[dogs]] away from him!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dragoneer]] - The fat fuck responsible for Fur Affinity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[e621]] - like Fur Affinity, but you don&#039;t need an account to see the NSFW cringe.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fat Furry]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Featherfag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Five Nights at Freddy&#039;s]]&#039;&#039; - A survival horror game praised by furries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry Beach]] - A furry convention scam.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FurAffinity]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fursecution]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fursona]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fursuit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Human pups]] - Aka &amp;quot;I can&#039;t believe it&#039;s not furries&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Inflation Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jasonafex]] &amp;amp;ndash; A particularly popular furry that fits the cumguzzling template of all furries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[My Strange Addiction]] - Home of Lauren Atkins.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Necrofur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Plushophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pregfur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RainFurrest]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scalies]] - Like furfags, only they want to fuck dinosaurs, lizards and [[Spyro the Dragon|dragons]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sick Fuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strategically Placed Hole]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry art#Furry Art and Trolls|Trolling Furries with Hate Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Undertale]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Victim Complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wapanese]] - Like furfags, but a lot more tamer.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wolfaboo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Womble rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yiff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zetaforum]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zeta Toy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Zootopia]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|CFleZ|California Triple-Murder Linked to ‘Furry’ Community}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*{{wayback|http://vis.adjectivespecies.com/furrysurvey/explorer/|20150321091954|title=Know thy enemy well so to better vanquish them}}&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|EwJJh|A true source of information on furries}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.furry4life.org/ Furry 4 Life] &amp;amp;ndash; The new furry sanctuary ever since Facebook began deleting cartoon profiles, as well as ones they innocently assumed to be made for people&#039;s pets.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|vcWzV|An even shittier social networking site}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wordpress|furfling|Furry dating site}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|vrPq|Furry version of Twitter}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/ FurAffinity] &amp;amp;ndash; A DeviantArt clone.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.weasyl.com/ Weasyl] &amp;amp;ndash; Where all the furs are flocking to as Fagoneer continues to ruin FurAffinity even worse than trolls do.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Qjhb4|Scratch that, they&#039;re all flocking here instead}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|KXXvj|Furry tutorial}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; Partly FTL, partly serious.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|K1q77|Furry forum you can troll}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.deviantart.com/topic/anthro Gallery of faggotry]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|M1jUy|Furfags before the Internet}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; Circa 1963&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://entervoid.com/ Often shows the psychological implications of furfags]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wf|WikiFur_Furry_Central|Furry Wiki}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; WIKI VANDALISM? YES PLEASE. Update: They are now so butthurt that they have blocked Tor exit nodes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Wikilink|Furfur|Furfur on Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;ndash; The God they worship. PROOF OF THEIR EVIL LINEAGE.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://vimeo.com/57911625 A charming student film about the trials of living as a furry in the modern age]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://campferal.org/ Oh shit, they now have a furfag summercamp in Murrika&#039;s hat]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ag-more-perpetrators-victims-possible-in-furry-child-predator-sex-ring/ Furry child predators] are now an ordinary occurrence in todays society&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.u18chan.com/ a nazi furfag imageboard]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Psychology}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Cancer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Retarded Edit Wars}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dying alone}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Keyboard</title>
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:Keyboard.jpg|800px|According to scientists, this is the&lt;br /&gt;
keyboard layout of most /b/tards.]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Onehandedkeyboard.jpg|thumb|Optimized for use on [[4chan]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RemingtonKeyboard.jpg|thumb|How your [[lemonparty|grandfather]] accessed the internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TAY.gif|thumb|A master of his craft]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Gay_keyboard.jpg|thumb|This keyboard appears to be [[gay]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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How the left hand knows [[masturbate|what the right one is doing]]. A &#039;&#039;&#039;keyboard&#039;&#039;&#039; is the device that allows people to [[shot web]] with their computer, from goading [[Stickam]] whores into a shoe on head to [[screencap]]ping your TOW vandalism before some butthurt [[sysop]] kills all the funny with a revert. It is typically utilized with one hand, although [[jameth|some]] use their [[dong]] to do the job, and occasionally two hands in tandem after they’ve finished wiping the [[semen]] off of their LCD display.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The keyboard design comes from a [[drama]]-generating tool invented back when the [[white]] man still owned black persons, known as a typewriter. People such as [[Mark Twain]] and the [[Lincoln Continental]] used this device to crudely forge their [[flame war]]s and suicide notes out of ink and dead trees. The step between paper mail and the internet was an invention known as the telegraph, the [[IRL]] precursor to [[IRC|text-only chat]] that expressed everything in primitive [[ASCII]], known as Morse.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Morse code&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- / -. .. --. --. . .-. -.- .. -.- .&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Translation&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;&#039;You are a niggerkike.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[genius]] fusion of the two many years later yielded the modern day keyboard. &lt;br /&gt;
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Besides the standard [[QWERTY]] layout, there also exists a different design known by [[virgin]]al geeks as &#039;&#039;&#039;Dvorak&#039;&#039;&#039; and by normal people as unusable and [[retarded]]. [[Linux]] fatasses and [[CSIII]] graduates like to argue about its superior design that allows one to hammer out sob-story LJ posts at 50+ WPM over their average. While this is technically true, the vast majority of internet users are mentally incapable of learning the alphabet, making the point utterly [[moot]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Keyboards and Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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Keyboard can also refer to the instrument played by the [[Keyboard Cat|least talented]] member of [[you]]r band. Some of these keyboards can plug into computers utilizing the infamous [[USB]] line, and [[Tay Zonday|when the two combine]], the end result can cause [[massive damage]] to the internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ytlink|BSebiP07YUQ|How to play the keyboard}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Keyboards on ED==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Keyboard cat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keyboard Crasher]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keyboard warrior]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keyboard Whore]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Typewriter]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Keyboard Injuries==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ruptured_Blood_Vessel.jpg|left|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Using a keyboard too much can result in injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome, blood clots and blood vessel breakage.  This hurts like a &#039;&#039;bitch&#039;&#039; and you can wind up as a keyboard cripple if you&#039;re not careful.  Be sure to take adequate fap breaks to ensure you don&#039;t overwork your wrists and to maintain proper hand health.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the event you&#039;re a dumbass and don&#039;t heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Gold plated keyboard.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Keyboard Nigger.jpg|thumb|right|125px|When you see it...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Mouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Typing with one hand]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[get on irc fgt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Typewriter]] - Keyboard without power. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{why}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Only 2 percent</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|my name is cleveland brown and i am proud to auihhhhhewhy78gt78ewg7ewgehw78gw7e8g8hewgh8hbghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghgh}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Forced Meme}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Frieza uses 2 percent.jpg|thumb|Too badass to use 3%.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Using &#039;&#039;&#039;only 2 percent&#039;&#039;&#039; of your power is a [[last Thursday|recent]] [[forced meme]] that has taken [[4chan|/b/]] by the power of its [[faggot|shit storm]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The [[meme]] got its origins from a few episodes of the &#039;&#039;[[Dragon Ball Z]]&#039;&#039; [[anime]] in which Frieza fights Goku using, of course, only 2 percent of his power level. [[Some argue|Many would argue]] that using only 2% of your power level is somehow stronger than an average power level of [[over 9,000]]. However, the truth is that when using 2% of your power level, you can also simultaneously have it over 9000.&lt;br /&gt;
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It has been agreed upon that comparing what you can do when limited to only 2 percent of your power is a badass way to compete. Whether it&#039;s by [[Mudkips]], [[pr0n]], impressive displays of destroying planets, or of course by posting Freiza using only 2 percent of his power, [[some argue]] that /b/tards have gained a new means with which to spread their [[Newfag|pestilence]] upon the rest of the [[internet]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reasons For Using Only 2 Percent of Your Power Level===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Using only 2% of my power level&amp;quot; is an excellent thing to yell while having [[buttsecks|sex]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Frieza can [[rape|destroy]] planets with 2% - think of [[Nothing|the things you are capable of doing]].&lt;br /&gt;
*It is a new [[forced meme]] and so everyone on /b/ will be [[spam]]ming it for years. Why not [[cancer|help out]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:44.png|thumb|[[Doing it wrong]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY 2 PERCENT.JPG|They&#039;re gonna find out.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ONLY 2% OF MY POWERRR.JPG |The original&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Frieza2-345x495.jpg|2% in action.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bigcumshot.gif|Using only 2% of normal power level.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FREEZA.jpg|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;:&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;3&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Animu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dragon Ball Z]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Forced Meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[IT&#039;S OVER NINE THOUSAND!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Memes]][[Category:Numbers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>9/11</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|WTC7 was holding OFFICES OF THE CIA, DOD, IRS, secret service, Con Edison, and BIG BANKS. It &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&amp;quot;BURNED TO THE GROUND&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; WAS DEMOLISHED... AND no [[media|one]] TALKS ABOUT IT!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|It has been {{age|2001|09|11}} years since the attacks have happened… and [[Americunts]] are still bitching about it!}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{achtung|I&#039;m gonna fly some planes into a couple buildings in Manhattan, I&#039;m-I&#039;m Osama, run tell Obama, I&#039;m your fucking uncle}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{911}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Nevar_forget_911.jpg|thumb|left|RIP John Candy, now that&#039;s a fucking tragedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:O wtc69.gif|thumb|right|Obama watching his favorite movie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nyan11.jpg|thumb|right|[[Nyan Cat]] did it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:911frog.jpg|thumb|right|[[GET OUT]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Quaritch 911.jpg|thumb|This is just how much fuck [[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck|Col. Quiddich]] gives about 9/11.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Fuck-911.png|thumb|LOL [[Americunts]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:911truth.jpg|thumb|220px|right|[[Animu|Japan did WTC]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wtclongcat.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Longcat]] is looooooooong, but the time we must remember is looooooooooooooonger.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Fuck You America.jpg|thumb|220px|right|[[lulz|This is what the rest of the world thinks about 9/11.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:WTCRule34.png|thumb|220px|[[Rule 34]] never fails.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Animu911.jpg|220px|thumb|Wwwwwwwww.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;9/11 was a series of attacks conducted by &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[JEWS DID WTC|Jews]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Mossad [https://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=123885], with the full cooperation of the Vice President of the United States, ([[Dick Cheney]]),&lt;br /&gt;
[https://911research.wtc7.net/disinfo/alibis/cheney.html] and his good friends in the American-Israeli political lobby. These attacks were intentionally blamed on Muslim terrorists to serve as pretext for a war with Afghanistan; which Dick Cheney had been planning since July 2001. Then-Pakistani Foreign Secretary, Niaz Naik, was told about the pending war that summer, in order that the Pakistani government would be aware of the need to use its airspace [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/1550366.stm]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Four planes were hijacked by men who were radicalised by Israeli intelligence and led to believe they were working for al Qaeda, and then subsequently flown into several American landmarks. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Lavon_Affair|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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That same afternoon, despite apparently having no intelligence on the hijackers before they hijacked the planes, the Bush Crime Family suddenly had a list of 19 “suspects” it claimed had been responsible for the attacks. Then, despite claiming to know nothing about these men, decided they worked for Al Qaeda. Several weeks after the attacks, it became clear that at least several of the hijackers were not using their real identities during the flights, yet traditional media sources have never changed the original list of names.[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1559151.stm] [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/1341391/Revealed-the-men-with-stolen-identities.html]&lt;br /&gt;
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After the attacks, the WTC buildings fell down completely symmetrically, at free fall speed. Despite this, the NIST investigation officially sanctioned by the Bush Crime Family failed to test for the presence of any type of explosive.[https://www.nist.gov/world-trade-center-investigation/study-faqs/wtc-towers-investigation] Danish chemistry expert Professor Niels Harrit however proved in 2009 that military grade thermate charges were used to cut the buildings&#039; resistance to their own weight, so that gravity dragged them to the ground. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|JcFcT|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, in spite of Harrit&#039;s findings, millions of Americans continue to deny the existence of basic laws of physics which prevent the symmetrical, free fall collapse of buildings which have been struck horizontally five sixths of the way up (north tower). These laws include: f=ma, the law of mechanical equilibrium, conservation of energy and Newton&#039;s third law. Additionally, the principles of falling to the path of least resistance and Occam&#039;s Razor are also violated by the official explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
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L. Paul Bremer, the man who first appeared on television newscreens at 12.45 pm that same day to suggest Osama bin Laden may have been the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{ytlink|jNP3PdstwRM|culprit}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, worked at Marsh &amp;amp; McLennan, the same company whose offices occupied &#039;&#039;precisely&#039;&#039; the impact zone of Flight 11 (floors 93-100). Bremer himself was supposed to be present for a meeting that morning, but understandably didn&#039;t turn up for the barbecue party. Ironically, Bremer previously sat on the board of advisors for Japanese machinery company Komatsu, who, working in conjunction with Dresser industries (an oil company with links to Bush senior that merged with Haliburton in 1998 &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Dresser_Industries|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;), patented a thermate demolition charge in 1996 which &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;demolishes a concrete structure at a high efficiency, while preventing a secondary problem due to noise, flying dust and chips, and the like.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|iMf4a|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Practically every available eyewitness on scene at the WTC reported that they thought they saw a demolition, including Dominick Derubbio, Battalion Chief (F.D.N.Y., Div 8), who said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;It was weird the way it came down. It looked just like a timed explosion&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;, and Brian Dixon, Battalion Chief (F.D.N.Y.), who said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;the lowest floor of fire in the south tower actually looked like someone had planted explosives around it&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;. Upon seeing WT7 collapse on video, Dutch demolitions expert Danny Jowenko said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;This is demolition. Without a doubt. A team of experts did this.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, America being the planet&#039;s first official idiocracy, many people would sooner believe the word of a proven liar, than mathematical laws discovered by [[Isaac Newton]] and practiced for 400 years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the [[al-Qaeda]] commander who the US claims to have in custody and is presently trying to charge with masterminding the 9/11 attacks, died in an ISI raid in Karachi in {{wayback|http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/DJ30Df01.html|20190129220636|title=2002}}. This explains why the only &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot; linking him to the attacks is his own confession, taken after he was waterboarded 183 times at Guantanamo Bay.[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5185835/CIA-waterboarded-Khalid-Sheikh-Mohammed-183-times.html]. His death has been covered up by the US administration and that lie is being freely propagated on major US sites such as Wikipedia.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] is also the date on which Praetor [[Hitler|Pinochet]] built enough pylons and killed over 9000 commies for the lulz. The world is a better place since 1973. Commie Cerebrate Allende will always be remembered as [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] is also known to be the date Jews blew up the twin towers [https://www.google.com/search?q=Larry+Silverstein+insurance+policy to get insurance money.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] is also the day Papa Bush started the [[Iraq|Gulf War]], 11 years BWTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] is 111 days before [[Party hard|new year]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] is what you call when the World Trade Centers fall down.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] is also known to be the date when a bunch of rightards attacked and killed 30 workers in Cochabamba, Bolivia, [[Delete fucking everything|throwing the bodies to the river]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] was actually performed by a [https://everything2.com/e2node/Japanese%2520Red%2520Army group of Japanese Anime fans]. Sadly, [[W|President Bush]] didn&#039;t drop [[over 9000]] nukes on Japan, instead he just killed some totally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;unrelated and innocent&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; unamerican people in Afghanistan and Iraq. [[Jews|But we must never forget who was responsible]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] Greatest Outdoor BBQ Ever&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]]  9-2 = 7/11, a popular Amerikunt inconvenience store serving 4-gallon atomic sugar slushies to low income families and low self-esteem women. A recent study done by the South Harmon Institute of Technology has found 7/11 to be responsible for 3/4 of diabetes-related deaths in the United-States, making it 30 million times (14 million times if counted using Chinese people) more deadly than the September 11th attacks. Following the publishing of these results, the CEO of the company, Derp Jr. the 14th, subsequently released a statement expressing deep feelings of regret to his W.A.S.P. shareholders for not having met their yearly target of killing at least 34 million niggers using the Bling-Bling branded weed-flavored slushie. Shares dropped 42% following this announcement. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]]&#039;s deaths were 2996. Bible hero Samson, also killed 3000 people by making a building collapse in a suicide attack.  The 9/11 hijackers may one day be remembered similarly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[9/11]] Best game of Jenga ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Holy Fucking Shit==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tetristowers.gif|frame|[[Tetris|The fun begins.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:420lol.jpg|thumb|right|Snoop didn&#039;t forget.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In common [[internets]] parlance and on various [[old media]] outlets, 9/11 is used to make [[liberals]] feel guilty for [[Why_do_you_hate_America?|hating America]], not supporting the war in [[Iraq]], and forgetting about [[Poland]]. If you suggest that there was any significant reason for people to commit suicide while killing 2,996 people you are a conspiracy theorist and will be pwned with [[Bullshit|impenetrable conservative logic]], seen &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Bin_Laden_(song)|here}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. Meanwhile, [[Conservatives]] and serial killer [[Fail|George W. Bush]] use it to justify their political ideology as well as any policies that may seem, on the face of it, [[stupid]] or [[Insane|crazy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[[butthurt|YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASWHOLES! - PEOPLE FUKING DIAED AT 9/111, ED IS A BUNCH OF LOSSERS AND FAGOTS. YOU ALL DISCUST ME... WE ARE AT WAR, STRT BEEING MOORE PAYTRIOTIC. IM SOORY FOR SPELING, I AM DISLEXIC]] [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:911wuzfunnyr.jpg].|[[goatse|SPARTAN BALLS]]}}.&lt;br /&gt;
[[IRL]], the term 9/11 is often associated with cheesy, über-patriotic imagery of [[I Like to Watch|the event]], such as on [[mall]]-bought t-shirts proclaiming &amp;quot;NEVER FORGET!&amp;quot;, and on the bumper stickers of countless SUVs. All of this swag is made in [[China]], further funding [[Russia|Communism]]. Inciting 9/11 in a comedic manner will warrant [[over 9000]] [[Americunts]] to baawww in protest, causing, for the most part, lulz. Thus, 9/11 is the best topic to bring up when bashing the [[USA|Jewnited States of Americunts]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[facepalm|It is a common theory that on 9/11, America was under attack.  But, in reality, if America was under a tack, that would be one huge ass tack.]]  A tack of this size has not been seen in the wild for [[over 9000]] years, but is rumors to have been sighted in space [[Last thursday|Last Thursday]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Bucket Of Cold Water==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|After 9/11, The New York Times took to publishing profiles of people killed in the attack on the World Trade Center. These profiles were syndicated through the country, letting us on the details of the lives of the dead. Thus we learn that one of the dead was an &amp;quot;efficient executive&amp;quot; who &amp;quot;never forgot the attention to spit and polish, in his work or play. &#039;It doesn&#039;t shine itself&#039;, he&#039;d replay when people admired his vintage car.&amp;quot; We learn that another was &amp;quot;mad for Mantle&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;stubbornly stood by his Yankees, even when his two sons... turned out to be Mets fans&amp;quot;. A third, we learn, was a top stockbroker, and a &amp;quot;prankster with a heart&amp;quot; who &amp;quot;would pull up next to you in his Porsche - a 911 - flip the bird, grin, and take off in the wind&amp;quot;. A friend from New York said of the profiles, &amp;quot;I smell a Pulitzer&amp;quot;.|Derrick Jensen reveals the 9/11 victims to be self-absorbed rich douchebags who ran the economic policies that are ruining your life. They deserved to die.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Attack On American Soil==&lt;br /&gt;
Americans were outraged that terrorists attacked American soil by crashing United Airlines Flight 93 into a field Shanksville, Pennsylvania.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Irony| They (with the exception of liberals) became further butthurt when they discovered that the $57 million tribute to the soil attack was to be maple trees planted in the shape of an Islamic crescent.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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President George Bush dealt with the 9/11 attacks by immediately capitulating to the terrorist&#039;s demands, which were that the US get out of the holy land (Saudi Arabia). Killing two birds with one stone, he ordered the troops to leave the holy land and to invade Iraq and bitch-slap CIA asset Saddam Hussein for threatening to denominate oil exports in euro.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exercise to save my own ass? Not my job!==&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead of running down stairs, most Americans in the towers decided to call 9/11 and whine like babies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The U.S. &#039;Investigators&#039; claimed that the stairs were broken.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theories== &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jewsdidwtc.gif|frame|[[Fact]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:20bucks.jpg|thumb|100px|The Truth was in the [[profit|money]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Loose Change]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jews did WTC]] is NOT a theory, it is [[timecube|SCIENTIFIC FACT YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;[https://www.encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=9/11&amp;amp;oldid=1997240249#Loose_Change LOL JUST GO 2 YOUTUBE AND TYPE 9/11 TRUTH, IT WILL TELL U EVERYTHING U NEED 2 KNOW]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Bush did 9/11 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mission Accomplished.jpg|thumb|center|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Everybody knows who &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; pulled this off.&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Illuminati ===&lt;br /&gt;
Richard C. Hoagland proposes that [[Islam|Muslim League of Assassins]], &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Kev0|}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|JNlUO|}}&#039;&#039;&#039; did WTC due to the Freemason back story with the Knights Templar, or those chain letters you get about how 9+1+1=11. Starter of all those people on JewTube spouting numerology.&lt;br /&gt;
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Apparently, [[Obama|Osama]] crashed the towers because they represented Masonry, and therefore, Merikkka.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;If we could tie the actual architects of the WTC towers directly to Freemasonry, we would have strong support for this aspect of our theory. To this point however, we have not been able to do so. We do, however, have some fascinating circumstantial evidence.&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;T9vUmA8OCsw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Have YOU cashed in on your Masonic membership yet?&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fake Smoke Theory ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some [[Idiot|intelligent]] person (and his [[Sockpuppet|socks]]) believe that the whole thing was faked and that the towers are still there--you just cant see them. Did I mention he has PROOF!, screen shots of a poorly encoded video with some green rectangles photoshoped to highlight the areas of &amp;quot;fake smoke&amp;quot;... I could go on [[tl;dr|ad-nausium]] about this [[Basement Dweller |highly trained intelligence operative]] but I fear the CIA are watching me masturbate.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Comedy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some claim that 9/11 was caused by a simple meeting of the minds of several funnymen around the Arab world. Osama bin Laden was but one of those comedians who decided to simply play a practical joke on America. This joke was manifested by the planes going through but the punchline was what lured the United States into two large wars that drained their penchant for [[rape]]. One can argue that 9/11 was done simply for the [[lulz]], but it was more elaborate than that. [[Al Qaeda]] (translated from Arabic as &amp;quot;[[lulz|to laugh]]&amp;quot;). TL;DR, 9/11 was done for the lulz intentionally as a form of comedic expression. As such, all [[terrorists|comedians]] must be released and allowed to perform their particular version of comedy in this free society.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Alternate Theories==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg||alttheoriesgallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:mikuru-did-wtc.gif|[[Haruhi|Mikuru]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Prince911.gif|[[Fresh Prince]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Miley twerk 911.gif| you came in like a 911!!!!!!!!!!!!11111&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Shoop_Da_Whoop_WTC.gif|[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|SHOOP DA WOOP]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Allah.gif|[[Mario]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wii911.gif|[[Nintendo]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Use the boost.jpg|[[Starfox]] did it.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Deathstardidwtc.jpg|[[Star Wars|Death Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CeilingcatwatcheimgPWNED.jpeg|[[Ceiling Cat]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jewcatorg.JPG|[[Zionistacat]] on behalf of the [[Jews]], of course.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Hulkamania_Terror.jpg|[[Wrestling|Hulk Hogan]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stone_Cold_Terror.jpg|[[WWE|Steve Austin]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WTC SumoJPEG.jpg|[[Obese|Sumo wrestlers]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:K00lo.JPG|[[Republicans|Kool Aid Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blackwhite.jpg|Nigras&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Whoyagonnacall911.jpg|[[Ghostbusters|Stay Puft Marshmallow Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jack Sparrow.jpg|[[Jack Sparrow]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WTC-Rampage.JPG|[[Video_Game|Rampage]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bush_Beams.JPG|lol, fucking Jews ^-^&lt;br /&gt;
Image:60footWomendid911.jpg|[[Feminists]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trogdor_911.jpg|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Trogdor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Too many non-beefy arms jewface.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Benoit91111.jpg|[[Chris Benoit|ROID RAGE]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Michael_phelps_did_wtc.jpg|[[Michael Phelps]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Joker911.gif|[[Why So Serious?|The Joker]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Hiroshima_bomb.jpg|[[irony|That fateful day as many Americans remember]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sephiroth did WTC.jpg|[[Sephiroth]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Theendiscoming.jpg|[[Legend of Zelda|The Moon]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ItwasHIM.jpg|[[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] &lt;br /&gt;
Image:ICameInLikeATerrorist.png|[[Miley Cyrus|They said she couldn&#039;t rub her vagina on it and pretend it was a giant inflatable penis...]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CookieMonsterdid911.jpg| [[Sesame Street|Cookie Monster]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:SB Did WTC.jpeg|[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Whales_did_911.png|Humpback [[Whale|Whales]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:911conspiracy.jpg|[[Jews_did_WTC|Jews did WTC]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Batman911.gif|[[Batman]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Image:Nodar911.gif|[[Nodar Kumaritashvili|Nodar]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg||911gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911Record.jpg|Guinness openly encourage breaking the impressive achievement unlocked on 9/11&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WTC chart.jpg|LOL MATH&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WTC_Cake.jpg|A dramatic re-creation of the events that occurred on September 11th.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:In_Remembrance_COLOURED_by_raymangirl.jpg|This is an accurate portrayal of the WTC towers, which are now in Heaven.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dovesdidwtc.jpg|It was the birds!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:SwimMeat2.JPG|WTC according to [[gay|gheys]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Furry.gif|a stupid [[azn]] faggot and a pregnant [[furfag]] mourn for WTC. wtf?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FURRYNEVARFORGET.jpg|GOD BLESS AMURRIKA&lt;br /&gt;
Image:9_11_4_Kidz.jpg|Now for kids!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:9-11 Jackass.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:9111.jpg|Another reenactment&lt;br /&gt;
File:World Trade Center 7 Controlled Demolition.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Coincidence Detector.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:911snapchat.jpg|Snapchat&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Gay Furry Porn.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911poll.png|The results are in.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:AngryBirds911.jpg|Birds did WTC&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911 nothing of value.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911 Gameboy Game.jpg|Terrorist training program sent to all Al qaeda operatives.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jewsdidwtclol.png|Infographic on the socioeconomic impact of 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pedo9-11.jpg|dillic [[wigger]]?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Spidermantradecentre.jpg|Not even Spiderman can save you&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Liberty-momg.jpg|OMG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mongo did wtc indeed.JPG|[[Mongo]] was in on it, just like all the other Wikipedo Jews.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Omgwtfwtc.gif|A [[winrar]] is [[Bin Laden]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911toys.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Jet Fuel Scale.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Billfoster.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wtc_0052.JPG|WTC IS A MAGET&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Crash Bandislut.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911awesome.jpg|[[awesome|awesome]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Proof.JPG|It&#039;s on drawball so it has to be true!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Fat cat.jpg|Fat cat visits WTC&lt;br /&gt;
image:911rule34.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:9-11 falling man lulz.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Undertale 911.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:POL 911.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:SSB 911.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wtc_24_911.JPG|[[Jack Bauer]] didn&#039;t see it coming&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wtc 005.jpg|Oh, exploitable&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Twintowerspwnd.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
image:Negrosdidwtc.JPG|Niggers doing bad [[shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:youtubewtc.jpg|[[Some argue]] that the [[Illuminati]] did it. They are [[you are doing it wrong|wrong]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Kool_aid_oh_yeah.jpg|Kool-aid Man=Jewish=Fact&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911banner.jpg|As always, approach topics such as this with a high level of class.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:9-11 beavis and butthead.jpg|Beavis and Butthead remember.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DEATH STAR DID WTC.jpg|[[Star Wars|DEATH STAR DID WTC]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wtcgamecover.jpg|9/11: The Game - Now available for online play!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jew tales.jpg|Oh shi~&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sovietwtc.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|IN SOVIET RUSSIA]], WTC DOES YOU!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Reaction_guys_WTC.jpg|I can&#039;t believe it wasn&#039;t in here yet.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wtcpwnextra.JPG|You better believe it, cunt. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Reaction_guys_falling_man.jpg|And one more for the road.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911imagedecoll.jpg|More serious than the collapsing of the towers, of course, a JPG was destroyed on the same day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:6279.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hulkhogan91186f.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Walmart Soda.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Subwaydidwtc.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pentagon Evidence 2017.jpg|New evidence released in 2017 showcases the damage of the &amp;quot;plane&amp;quot; when it hit the Pentagon&lt;br /&gt;
File:911pr0n.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Katamari 911.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mario Ackbar.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rampage WTC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Shoopdidwtc.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911-Asshat-Gathering.jpg|The aftermath of the 9/11 attacks.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CokeGroundZero.jpg|It is most certainly the real thing&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911-Asshat-Gathering.jpg|The aftermath of the 9/11 attacks&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sumo-911.jpg|Banzai!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911-craigslist.JPG|Selling 9/11 on craigslist.. shameful.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911 wise beard man.jpg|[[Wise Beard Man|Connection?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jacko911.JPG|[[Jacko]] did WTC.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Alqaeda.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:911goatse.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dongs did wtc.jpg|[[Dongcopter]] did WTC.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Italian nine eleven.jpeg|[[Italy|Never Forghetti.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sept11.jpg|Informing the masses on [[InkLink]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Policequest2flight93.JPG|Police Quest 2 (1988) was obviously WAY ahead of it&#039;s time!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sept11newspaperextreme.jpg|[[Extreme Advertising|EXTREME!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911_Barrel_Roll.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Charles Bishop plane.jpg|[[Charles Bishop|YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Roflbot-toosewn.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:kawaiitwintowers.jpg|I wirr mish u oniichan....uguuuuu&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Korean apt complex.jpg|Koreans troll [[America|Americunts]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cracker911resized8lj.gif&lt;br /&gt;
Image:9-11_-_24-7_Excuse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Falling4u5su.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nine eleven cosplay.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Remember This.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WTC_cosplay.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Laden VS USA.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:666-666.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bush flight 93 photo op.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Valentinessm.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dimebagmemorial.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:FarleyWTC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:9eleven.jpg|Oh no, Thank Heaven for 9-Eleven&lt;br /&gt;
Image:11date.jpg|Lol Best date EVAR.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Kingkong911.jpg|He was busy [[secks|sexing]] [[your mom]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:911_kids.jpg|Now safe for children.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Buzzkill.911.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IslamNotAllThatBad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:World-trade-center.jpg|Actual picture taken {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Accounts of the perpetrators==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:willsmithWTC.jpg|thumb|right|[[Will Smith]] yesterday]] [[Image:Prince911.gif|frame|right|The moment the second tower collapsed]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now this is a story all about how&lt;br /&gt;
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These towers got burned right to the ground&lt;br /&gt;
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And I&#039;d like to take a minute, just sit right there&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ll tell you how I became the prince of a smoking crater&lt;br /&gt;
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In west Afghanistan born and raised&lt;br /&gt;
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In poverty is how I spent most of my days&lt;br /&gt;
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Building an infrastructure with Russian funds&lt;br /&gt;
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While the tribal system started to fill up with modern guns&lt;br /&gt;
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When a couple of Yanks who were up to no good&lt;br /&gt;
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Trained and funded Mujahs in my neighborhood&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Soviets left and Bin Laden got mad&lt;br /&gt;
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And said &amp;quot;you&#039;re moving to America to commit Jihad&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I got a plane ticket and when I got on&lt;br /&gt;
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I revealed that in my shoe I was hiding a bomb&lt;br /&gt;
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If anything I was mad &#039;cause I was served pork&lt;br /&gt;
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But I thought, &amp;quot;Naw, forget it - yo Holmes, to New York!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I flew up to the towers &#039;bout half past ten&lt;br /&gt;
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And the onlooking media said &amp;quot;Oh no, not this again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I looked at my kingdom, all these virgins were there&lt;br /&gt;
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To sit on my bone, with the smell of scorched hair&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Nightmare Continues ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AthfBomb.jpg|thumb|One of the bombs cleverly disguised as a lite-brite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|After several years of calm, the [[United States]] was yet again subjected to a harrowing, nightmarish vision of the apocalypse when dozens of little boxes with lights and pictures of terrifying alien creatures flipping the bird were placed in prominent locations in ten major U.S. cities in early [[2007]]. By late January, the boxes had existed without incident for several weeks, and thus the obvious dangers inherent in little boxes with lights on them would have probably gone unheeded for perhaps one or even two more weeks had not some brave resident of Boston noticed them, pronounced them &amp;quot;wicked scary,&amp;quot; and notified his or her local Catholic priest and the [[Nazi|Department of Homeland Security]], which promptly shut down a portion of the city and brought in bomb squads to have them removed. Understandably, the governor of Massachusetts and spokespersons for several law enforcement departments were outraged, calling the incident a &amp;quot;hoax&amp;quot; unfit for &amp;quot;this post-9/11 world.&amp;quot; Their reasoning, of course, was sound. It is a well-known fact among terrorism experts that 90 percent of all a-linear attacks on Western targets perpetrated by Islamic terrorists involve little boxes with lights on them depicting cult characters from hipster-friendly American late night television cartoons engaged in a purely Western hand gesture, and which are placed in prominent locations for several weeks without exploding.}}                                         [[TL;DR| What an interesting chunk of]] [[Shit| Writing]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== 4/28, Nevar Forget ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 28th, 2009, the White House sent Air Force One flying by Lower Manhattan in order to get a pretty picture of the airplane sexing up the Statue of Liberty.   Naturally, they didn&#039;t bother to tell anyone, assuming no one would notice a giant 747 heading straight for the Financial District in the middle of a weekday.   With in minutes, hundreds of thousands of people were flooding out of their buildings, traffic came to a halt (not that it was moving anyway), the stock market crashed, and global finance stopped dead (not that it wasn&#039;t dead already).&lt;br /&gt;
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When asked why they didn&#039;t warn New Yorkers beforehand, an FAA spokesmen said it was because [[fact|the information was &amp;quot;Classified&amp;quot;]].   Just like [[JEWS DID WTC|why they didn&#039;t bother to warn NYC about 9/11 despite alerts from the FBI and the Mossad.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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When asked why they did it, the FAA spokesmen admitted it was &amp;quot;[[for the lulz]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== You&#039;re a terrorist ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You know, terrorists are just people who like to murder other people. What the fuck is the big problem? Seriously. What do they do that&#039;s so bad? They kill people. Well, so what? What&#039;s so great about people that they shouldn&#039;t be allowed to be murdered? So people die, yeah... fucking, I don&#039;t know them. So I honestly don&#039;t care. Some of them might have been assholes, you don&#039;t know.|Louis C.K.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Raining men.jpg|thumb|9/11 art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[PROTIP]]: common defense used by anyone who disagrees with you is saying &amp;quot;9/11&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Terrorist.&amp;quot; Once these words are spoken you instantly lose and are supporting terrorism and will result in your house getting hit by 1000 Nukes for some epic lulz. Be sure to call them a [[Nazi]] to ensure an Epic Win.&lt;br /&gt;
Example:&lt;br /&gt;
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: &amp;quot;Why are we going to war?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Saying things like that support the terrorists.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
: &amp;quot;[[O RLY|ORLY]][[Candlejack|&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Once you have let everyone know you&#039;re a [[terrorist]], all that&#039;s left is to blow some shit up. Follow these simple steps to ensure [[epic win]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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#Get on plane &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Kill]] pilot&lt;br /&gt;
#Fly plane into tall building, Be sure at least 300 fat [[Americunts]] are inside the building to ensure some lulz&lt;br /&gt;
#Become [[an hero]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[????]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Islam|VIRGINS!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Clarification ==&lt;br /&gt;
Not to be confused with the very similar sounding [[7-11]]. While both of these number related names have a lot in common, namely the [[Palestine|Arabs]] and [[Indians]] involved in the plot to take over [[USA]]n ghettos, the effects of [[7-11]] are much more pervasive than 9/11&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:WorldWildLifeFund9-11Ad.jpg|thumb|right|You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:9-11 spectators 1.jpg|thumb|right|Some of the 6,000,000 Jews who skipped work that day]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:9-11 spectators 2.jpg|thumb|right|Some more of the 6,000,000 Jews who skipped work that day]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Actually, The Tsunami Was Worse==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[At least 100|Exactly one hundred]] times worse, according to the advert for the [[PETA|WWF]] pictured right. It was designed for them by a Brazilian ad agency, and if we had a time machine, the first thing we&#039;d do would be to go back to the precise moment when the jungle-spics unveiled their design to them just so we could record the looks on their faces.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thankfully for the lulz, the image of a hundred planes [[zerg]] rushing Manhattan was leaked before they could [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|burn every last copy of it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Graded Score==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GradedScore|&#039;&#039;&#039;2,977&#039;&#039;&#039;| |20| |20|Microsoft Flight Simulator 2001|20|Pissed off millions of Americunts, caused an entire invasion of [[Iraq|certain Middle Eastern countries]], [[Islamophobia]], along with countless conspiracy theories|20|Worst terrorist attack in human history|3,057|S+++|America had it coming one way or another}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Wanted|6}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Tribute&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Many [[people]] have tributed 9/11 with [[goatse|websites]], [[death|epitaphs]] and other such [[longcat|useless things]] which definitely amount to the equivalent value of a nigger. However, the best of these is the Ecuadorian singer, Delfin Hasta El Fin, which translates to, seriously, &#039;Dolphin Till The End&#039;. I&#039;m not even going TRY making fun of THAT. Although it shows you many things about his [[faggot|sexual identity]]. His music video, &#039;Twin Towers&#039;, is a wonderful insight into how the South Americans (wait, what?) view the tragic events that occurred on 9/11. We cry, but for many different reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{videoframe|lopvids|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;DM-0ZXQnjHs&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Koran burning - A new 9-11 tradition.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;h9yvb03R2qs&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;South America sings for America.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;CdI7w5qQUS0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Some bitch crying about woodland creatures/his only friends.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Jm-WoGwRmUw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A thinly-veiled fictionalization, but where the hell are the Jews?&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;nOtKEthrIL8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A YTP collaboration by Dew and LeSuperKoffee.&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;xfoiokngh0U&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Touhou]] did WTC nvr frgt.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Conspiracy Theory|&amp;quot;Redesign&amp;quot; of World Trade Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:wiktionary:Untalented|1]] [[Poland|2]] [[Old people|3]] [[:wiktionary:Bizarre|4]] (meaning above [and still anyone has noticed..., [[Oh exploitable]]...])&lt;br /&gt;
*Original World Trade Center (meaning [[Smart|1]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[We&#039;re Not Afraid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cordoba House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex Jones]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rudy Giuliani]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jews did WTC]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Australia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cory Lidle]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[lolterrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[11/9]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Osama Bin Laden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Too soon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ED does 9/11]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[August 6 &amp;amp; 9 1945]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:9-11 lie.gif|right|230px]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|wBqjq|EDF&#039;s 9/11 anniversary thread}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|1BhZE|Fappin material.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1580414/Marion-Cotillards-911-conspiracy-theory.html Marion Cotillard says it is better that the towers were destroyed, so that we don&#039;t have to spend money to modernize them.]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|hUJni|THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ TO YOU OF YOU POST 9/11 TRUTH ON A FUCKING FORUM!!!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://z0r.de/570 TIME FOR HAPPY DAYS!]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|eYYqk|Comic released about an hour after the second plane hit.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-9-11-was-an-inside-job-1819584800 Even Santa knows it&#039;s true]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://swfchan.com/1/2956/?freefalling.swf Proof it was an inside job lol]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://71.19.146.161/ A fun game]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Featured article September 11, [[2007]]|[[Vanessa Hudgens]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Chris Crocker]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|Featured article September 10 &amp;amp; September 11, [[2011]]|[[Shinryaku! Ika Musume]]|{{PAGENAME}} and [[Osama bin Laden]] Double feature! |}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Niggles92: &lt;/p&gt;
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{{achtung|I&#039;m gonna fly some planes into a couple buildings in Manhattan! I&#039;m-I&#039;m Osama, run, tell Obama, I&#039;m your fucking uncle!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;This Race needs a serious clean up&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Israel|Somebody]] should [[Bomb|do something]] about [[Palestine|it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Warning|All Sand Niggers are assumed to be wired with explosives.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|The Arab region has some of the world&#039;s lowest adult literacy rates, with only 62.2% of the region&#039;s population of 15 and over able to read and write in 2000-2004, well below the world average of [84%] and the developing countries&#039; average of 76.4%|John Daniel, former UNESCO Assistant Director General for Education&lt;br /&gt;
|I don&#039;t like sand. It&#039;s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.|Even [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]] hates Sand People.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--[[File:Arab_movie.jpg|thumb|A typical Arab]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Godblesshitler.jpg|thumb|The Quran and Mein Kampf are two of the most popular books in the Arab world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Potential.jpg|thumb|Not all of us have it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Death-to-all-juice.jpeg|thumb|&#039;&#039;&#039;Little-known [[fact]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Death to all Juice|They came first for the Juice]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:111jnmu.JPG|thumb|Beautiful Arab woman (she&#039;s far above average by Arab standards).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cultural Differences1.png|thumb|A helpful diagram, illustrating cultural differences between Western women and Middle Eastern women.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Arabs&#039;&#039;&#039; are a loose association of semiliterate, thieving, and barbaric tribesmen who originally spawned in the Arabian Peninsula. Other names for Arabs include &#039;&#039;Terrorists, Haji&#039;s, Camel jockeys, Goat fuckers, Donkey fuckers, Sand eaters, Durka Durkas, Dune coons, False caucazoids, Foaming rags, Suicide bombers, Ragheads, Towelheads, Dishrags, &#039;&#039;&#039;sand niggers&#039;&#039;&#039; (the scientific term), &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; oil niggers&#039;&#039;. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since the word &#039;&#039;Arab&#039;&#039; is also considered offensive. Contrary to popular belief, Arabs are usually poor as fuck. In terms of GDP per capita, even the supposedly oil-rich Saudi Arabia is about half as rich as Israel (but still &#039;&#039;&#039;four times&#039;&#039;&#039; as rich as Iran, poor schmuks).&lt;br /&gt;
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Mohammed became their boss way back [[before the Internet]], after he convinced them that he could talk to God. Silly as the idea was, under Mohammed&#039;s leadership the Arabs spread far and wide from their original nests on the Arabian Peninsula. They ravaged through the entire [[Middle East]] and North Africa, they pwnt Iran, and they all but eradicated the many cultures that used to exist in the region. War [[raep]] on a massive scale mostly wiped out the non-Arab male genes from the area. &lt;br /&gt;
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This wave of Arab conquest was stopped by the [[Anders Breivik|good christian boys]] in 732 AD. It may have been all for naught however due to the more recent wave of Arab migration. The Arab countries are full of Arabs, and therefore they are quite terrible to live in. Ironically but quite understandably, the Arabs living in the Arab countries do whatever it takes to escape. They are currently running to Europe in huge numbers. So the Arabs may now be found in places as diverse as [[Germany]] (because angela Merkel is a damned whore who loves sucking Kebab cock), Sweden (now THE Rape Capital of the World because of these retards who cannot differentiate between wearing a bikini and [[asking for it]]) the [[Detroit]] taxi cabs, [[London]], [[Sweden|Malmö]], [[France]], [[torture|Guantanamo Bay]], [[Canada]], [[7-11]], and generally wherever there is a terrible stink.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[America]] they do brainless jobs such as manning the [[711chan|7-11]]s. In their spare time, most [[American]] Arabs (more than 90%) are [[terrorists]] and wage jihad. The other 10% are children below consensual age [[Muhammad|(less than eleven years old)]] and not allowed to become terrorists just yet. The situation in Europe is even worse, more about it later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arab hobbies include blowing up airplanes, buildings, subways, Americans and Jews, but also other fun stuff such as getting flash-fried in transformer boxes whilst evading the [[police]] ([http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/07/world/europe/behind-the-furor-the-last-moments-of-two-youths.html?_r=0 The Jew York Times confirms]).&lt;br /&gt;
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== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Unibrowed genetically inferior creatures&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nigger|Dark brown, swarthy, shit-smelling skin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Horse faced&lt;br /&gt;
*Hairy like apes (proving they&#039;re part monkey)&lt;br /&gt;
* Huge nose (similar to Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
* Having Arab genes will decrease the potential IQ of your children by 63%&lt;br /&gt;
* Constant butthurt over EVERYTHING&lt;br /&gt;
* All named after their [[Muhammad|prophet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Smelly, greasy, gross hair, disgusting accent while trying to speak human language&lt;br /&gt;
* Nothing profitable ever comes out of these useless apes, especially to western countries which suffer from Arab immigration&lt;br /&gt;
* They are usually [[terrorists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:This_is_an_outrage!.jpg|thumb|left|[[Typical]] Arab protesting the world&#039;s opinion of them, which is the fault of the Jews.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs are ugly as hell in appearance, and they are extremely hairy. Even their women and children are hairy. Their hair and eyes are always black, but their skin is colored like shit. They are extremely dumb, and when they are not terrorists, they are cleaners and taxi drivers and garbage men, although they have a reputation of stabbing their infidel clients in the back: literally. They are usually skinny and wiry, although their super-rich oil businessmen are also fat that they cannot even walk without help. Most Arab men also wrap their heads in towels, and Arab women wrap their entire bodies in towels, because Arab men are extremely perverted, and will get a massive boner if they see even an inch of skin, which will probably lead to major [[raep]]. Also, if you&#039;re not an Arab you can&#039;t pretend to oil money. So being an Arab in the Arabian peninsula might be profitable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab traditions ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ISIL_Execution.jpg|400px|thumb|Arabs doing what Arabs do.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hand_kiss.gif|400px|thumb|[[Dubai|They]] do really love Children.]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Riding through the desert on camels&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping each of their four wives (who were originally enslaved war booty)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Incest|Incest and inbreeding]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Pedophile|Raping children]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Zoophilia|Raping animals]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping feminists, especially the Swedish ones (because Swedes only wear bikinis while going to [[Prostitution|work]], and according to [[Fail|arab]] [[Logic]] it means [[asking for it|they have God&#039;s sanction to rape them to death]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Americunt|American]] flags&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Fag|Homosexuals]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning the [[French]] (who are the same as homosexuals)&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Charlie Hebdo|Journalists]] (and there is 100% probability the said journalist is a French faggot)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Holocaust|Burning Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Almost burning a couple of [[South Park|Jewish satirists]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Eating Döner Kebab (made from the aforementioned burned fags/French/Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
#Getting severe Diarrhea from eating Döner Kebab (srsly, if you don&#039;t want your digestive system to turn into a nuclear bomb, eat a taco instead)&lt;br /&gt;
#Operating [[Child abuse|Child Prostitution]] rings for their [[Jew|Jewish]] friends to keep these [[illuminati|Zionists]] happy and satisfied.&lt;br /&gt;
#Getting blowjobs from [[Ugly|Angela Merkel]] and her fellow [[liberal|libtards]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Profiting from USA&#039;s addiction to oil&lt;br /&gt;
#Honour Killings&lt;br /&gt;
#[[ISIS|killing and raping Kurds]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Yazidis&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Yazidis&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Christians&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping non-Christians&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Zoroastrians in Persia&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Hindus in Pakistan&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Buddhists in Kazakhstan&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping anyone who looks like a white girl, just like niggers&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping anybody who dares show a microscopic portion of skin&lt;br /&gt;
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Arabs also can be confused with shit that has been in the sun long enough to stink and be browned but not be Somailified shit. Arabs often are seen with their penis&#039;s in camel&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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#Forced Marriages (with Extra Rape)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Circumcision|Mutilating male and female genitalia]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Breeding in [[Britain]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;9/11&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; We all know the [[Jews]] (and George Bush who is a secret Jew) did it&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab religion ==&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs used to worship a bunch of gods, even more than the [[India]]ns did, but then came along [[Christian]]s, who introduced some of them to [[Jesus]] and later [[Muhammad]], who introduced them to [[Islam]], which became the major religion of the Arab world. Thus, the Arabs dedicated themselves to world conquest in order to build up their [[Shit|Islamic Empire]], which gave them an official excuse to murder, rape, and destroy. Now, the Arabs are in pitched battle with the civilized world, hoping to conquer it. However, when oil was discovered, some of the Arabs began getting into the oil business, so now, all of the bullshit about Islam being a &amp;quot;religion of peace&amp;quot; and that &amp;quot;not all Arabs are terrorists&amp;quot; is only due to Arab oil money. Now, thanks in part to all this bullshit, people of all colors have become Muslim! WTF!?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in Combat ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Waste the motherfuckers!|Samuel L. Jackson, nigra superhero, right before [[lulz|killing a shitload of ragheads.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Flying mujahid.jpg|thumb|Sandniggers are known for their ability to fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
Killing the White Devil ain&#039;t easy. It&#039;s even harder when you are young, dumb and Arab. But blowing yourself up when near whites is fairly easy. Another tactic is to ambush and kill a bunch of white guys, then take the white&#039;s revenge happily, knowing you killed the infidels. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in America ==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite most sand niggers wanting to destroy America with nukes and airplanes, there are a select few who chose to live there and kill us off with their foul stench instead, sometimes becoming citizens and further tainting [[Racism|what was once a great country.]]  The men like to work in Subway, as pizza delivery guys or cab drivers.  They [[Rape|scowl at]] female customers, spit in their food, and fuck up their orders on purpose while giving the male customers [[Shit|the best service they can offer.]]  The women like to travel in [[Cow|herds]] with their 19+ children, smothering their faces in cloth till they&#039;re practically blind.  Arab Americans also take great joy in killing people, in events such as the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in France ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Moar info: [[Charlie Hebdo]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Did you think that Arabs in America were bad? It&#039;s worse in France. The dole benefits there are so good that most of those cretins don&#039;t bother themselves with a job. Instead, they focus their energy on being Arabs. This means that they at best spend their days being useless ever-whining meat-bags, and at worst they steal, vandalize, rape, and murder, all in the name of Allah the Constrictor. But, to be fair, the [[French]] were totally [[asking for it]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Human&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Arab rights ==&lt;br /&gt;
In recognition and ratification of the fact that Arabs are not proper human beings, the Arab League supports something called a charter of Arab Rights. The Arab rights are distinct, contradictory, and significantly more narrow than the human rights that apply to everybody else. The declaration does however also guarantee a few rights that no Arab would want to live without.&lt;br /&gt;
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The full translated document is at [http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html]. As with all Arabspeak, this document is full of double meanings, mystic insinuations and useless repetitions; Arabs can&#039;t speak straight unless you (yes, you) shove a telegraph pole up their collective vagina. The following text is a helpfully truthful summary of the document.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Preamble&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Faith, Allah, creation, religion, religion, religion&lt;br /&gt;
* We used to be kinda great about a thousand years ago&lt;br /&gt;
* Hating the Jews oops I mean Zionists&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 2&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Jews again&lt;br /&gt;
* Just kill some Jews already&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 3&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course you can still beat your wife! The only requirement is that the beating should be positive, and it is in Shariah so of course it&#039;s positive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 4&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Your [[Dubai|Sharjah]] Ruler can disregard most of this charter as long as he really feels like he has to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 6&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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The death sentence for [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|drawing Mohammed]] is still OK. But the accused does have the right to beg for mercy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 7&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Death sentence for children is also cool, as long as your Sharjah Ruler makes it a law.&lt;br /&gt;
* Death sentence for a pregnant woman is not quite as cool. You have to let her have the baby first and wait for two years for her to nurse the baby. Then you can go ahead and &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hang&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; behead her, oh you glorious and righteous man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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No torture, ever. Yes, this one seems to be a real deal.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Josef Mengele went a tad too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 16&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sharjah Ruler and his [[illuminati|cult]] are allowed to abuse [[Children]] with no [[Justice|consequences]]. They are above the law. Discussing such matter will result in 5-10 years [[prison]] sentence due to [[lol|mocking the Royal Family]].&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s good to hang [[shit|Royal]] Family member&#039;s photos in your home, work, and sticking &#039;em to your vehicle&#039;s window. But don&#039;t expect to share the %99.98 country&#039;s hidden &amp;amp; apparent budget. [[Cunt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 24&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;1-6. &amp;lt;td&amp;gt;The right to freedom of conscience, speech and congregation shall not be violated.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;7.   &amp;lt;td&amp;gt;...unless your Sharjah Ruler decides that these rights are bad for the &amp;quot;national security&amp;quot;, Allah, or public health. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 28&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Arabs have the right to leave their shitholes and seek asylum in Europe or in the US.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 30&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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The right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion may be lawfully restricted by your Sharjah Ruler (didn&#039;t we cover that already in article 24?)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 32&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone has the right to freedom of speech and opinion unless your Sharjah Ruler decides that it would be bad for the &amp;quot;national security&amp;quot;, Allah, or public health. (That was already covered twice, in articles 24 and 30. It&#039;s unbelievable that a ratified international treaty could be so poorly written. Just hire a Jew to copy-edit it for you, OK?)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 33–53&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[tl;dr]], probably more vague nonsense repeated over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Famous Arabs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like [[Jews]], Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Sergey Brin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - One of the guys who invented Google.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Philippe Kahn&#039;&#039;&#039; - The guy who invented the camera phone&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The guys who invented [[eBay]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Just kidding! The guys above are all Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains (which are the size of walnuts), but rather for a lack thereof. Consider for example:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Cat_islam.gif|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Farfour Mouse]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Arab version of [[Disney|Mickey Mouse]], who, unlike the real Mickey Mouse who only told kids to [[Capitalism|buy]] [[Fat|ice cream]], encouraged kids to kill [[Jews]]; sadly, the Jews [[Asking for it|got to him first]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Osama Bin Laden]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &amp;quot;Special friend&amp;quot; of [[George W. Bush]] who brought the [[United States]]&#039; [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] down on [[Afghanistan]] by taking the fall after the [[Jews did WTC]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Ralph Nader]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fucked up the election for [[Al Gore]] and possibly [[John Kerry]] resulting in 8 years of [[Bush]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Salih]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Raep|stab]]bed to death while trying to steal a bookbag from a [[Russian]] immigrant; because taking out [[Jews|thieves]] -- the NON-Kosher kind (as well as [[murderer]]s, [[rapists]], [[drug]] dealers, etc.) constitutes genocide towards Arabs, the stabbing was called an act of racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Saddam Hussein]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Needs no introduction, and not only because he&#039;s dead.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Muhammad|Mohammed]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Which one?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Yassir Arafat&#039;&#039;&#039; - Established a stable [[Palestinian]] state and insulated it from the effects of [[Zionism]] -- oh wait...&lt;br /&gt;
*  &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Disney|Aladdin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Proof that Arabs can&#039;t get it right even in [[fiction]]; a megalomaniac who overthrew the brainy [[atheist]] aristocrat Jafar in favor of a [[government]] run by his [[Virgin|inexperienced]], [[impoverished]] [[Muslim]] ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Steve Jobs]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Arab who is Christian and apparently not a terrorist. So it&#039;s possible that this article only applies to [[Moslem]] Arabs, while Chistian Arabs did somehow manage to retain a semblance of humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Izzi (Sileas)]] slut!&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Arabs Who Are Not Terrorists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The following paragraph is a conspiracy by the Arabs to build up trust among the real Americans. The metaphorical cake is a lie.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not [[terrorists]]. Here is the complete list:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Dorothy Fields (1905–1974), Arab composer&lt;br /&gt;
* George Gershwin (1898–1937), Arab composer&lt;br /&gt;
* Ira Gershwin (1896–1983), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Oscar Hammerstein II (1895–1960), Arab lyricist, librettist&lt;br /&gt;
* E. Y. &amp;quot;Yip&amp;quot; Harburg (1898–1981), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Lorenz Hart (1895–1943), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Tiffany Darwish (2 October 1971) Crappy [[1980s]] singer that did crappier covers of even [[Shit|Shittier]] music from the 1960s.  Like most American [[wimmins]] of Arab descent her ethnic pride only lasted until her first husband beat her.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Just kidding about this one too! There are no Arabs who are not terrorists; the people listed above are all Jews.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The real Al-Jazeerah. The logo in English version is on the other side of the screen, which is equivalent to having fingers crossed. (the clip is probably taken out of context, but who knows)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== List of Arab [[Scientists]] and Scholars ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TOW]] [[wikipedia:List_of_Arab_scientists_and_scholars|admits it]]: the last smart Arab died in [[Before the internets|1585]]. The list of&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Update:&#039;&#039; Wikipedos decided this was too embarassing, so every single Arab who has ever received a PhD is now mentioned in the list (about ten Arabs in total). It also turned out that one Arab, [[wikipedia:Ahmed_ZewailZewail|Ahmed Zewail]], has actually won a Nobel Prize in chemistry, probably for making suicide vests. Original list is still archived in the edit history: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Arab_scientists_and_scholars&amp;amp;oldid=365704692]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Useful Tips in the Arab Lands ==&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, the most useful tip that anybody could be given for visiting one of the third world Islamofascist shitholes that Arabs make their homes in would be: &#039;&#039;DON&#039;T&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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But, if must you travel to an Arab nation, either for the [[oil]] or because you are a [[leftard]], there are some things you should know.&lt;br /&gt;
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* According to [[Wikipedia]], you stay alive for 20 seconds of painful bliss after being decapitated, unless you are [[bomb|blown up first]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Get a gas mask or get used to the smell( if you don&#039;t die from the  explosion, you will almost defiantly die from the smell) .&lt;br /&gt;
* You will think [http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blosamajokephrases.htm this list] is funny, until you need it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, [[Dubai]] is the place to go!&lt;br /&gt;
* If you&#039;re lucky, when a [[Islam|Jihad Joe]] goes full blown martyr and blows himself up you&#039;ll die instantly.  If you&#039;re not lucky, you might suffer for days as you find [[Religion]] and pray to [[G-D]] to kill you as you suffer from what is popularly called the [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3316797/ &#039;&#039;&#039;White Butterfly&#039;&#039;&#039;] and gasp for breath because parts of your lungs were liquified from the explosive force.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the [[Americunts]] explained to the Arabs how to use the Internets (which certainly took its time), the Arabs tried to censor this article. A person who is apparently [[User:Proud_to_be_arab|Proud to be an Arab]], added following highly intelligent and reflected statement to this article:&lt;br /&gt;
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You can help us stop this attack by [[donate.html|donating]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs and Homosexuality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bush kiss Arab.jpg|thumb|You can clearly see that this Arab is a male from his clothing, but [[George W. Bush|some]] [[retard]] failed to notice]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Although [[homosexuality]] is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. They are so completely and profoundly buttfucky, flap-army, cuntlessly, sparkly-pink-wings fairytime faggotto, they openly hold hands and kiss each other &#039;&#039;in public&#039;&#039;. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Ghrairiib, they openly flapped their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off (and knowing the US Army, they probably did). They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharbageib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces. [[ISIS|Wahhablabibi Islam]] even allow jihadists to have anal secks with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arab Variants==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Shore Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Shore niggers are the Arabs of Asia, these guys are [[Malays]], [[Indonesians]] and Javanese and partially [[Filipinos]] (Mexicans). They are just like Arabs, following Islam, killing [[Gay|infidels]] and raping goats though the tropical varieties rape orangutans and smoke even more. Shore niggers are slightly better than their desert counterparts, but are still just as angry, butthurt, explosive and dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Steppe Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Steppe Niggers are Central Asians, friends with [[Russia]]. These countries include [[Kazakhstan]], [[Pakistan]], [[Uzbekistan]] and [[Afghanistan]] and are home to another common variant of nigger that follows [[Islam]]. They contain 350 million Muslims, all ready to bomb and kill the [[Gay|in]][[Genius|fi]][[Japanese|dels]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Curry Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite India being a Hindu country, it has a population of about [[OVER 9000|200 million Muslims]]. They are mostly confined to some no-go shitholes and they stink of camel piss and curry.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab Spring ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Moar info: [[Arab Spring]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:European speech rights.jpg|thumb|400px|This cartoon is from an actual raghead publication, and it illustrates that Arabs are too stupid too understand how liberal democracy must work. [[Saudi Arabia |Despotic xenophobic theocracy  ]] is the only right way to govern those fuckers. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Israel.gif|thumb|left|100px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Little-known [[fact]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; this is the only liberal democracy on Earth where Arab is an official language. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dead ghadaffi.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Muammar al-Gaddafi]] on his day in court]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently, Arabs revolted against their bosses all around the shitholes they live it. The CIA is currently using it as an excuse to swoop in and get that sweet black stuff. They succeded in kicking the main men in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. The liberal media wants you to think that the ragheads revolted against tyrannic oppresion and corruption, and want to have democracies in their lands. Yes, even among arabs there are those few who understand concepts of western political thought and genuinly fight for change. Those are the types western media like to inteview. &lt;br /&gt;
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The great majority Arabs wouldn&#039;t give a wooden nickel for their liberty. They fight because the price of bread has recently increased to [[at least 100]] (or something around that &amp;amp;ndash; I live in a rich country so I don&#039;t actually notice how much I pay for the bread since it&#039;s a very miniscule fraction of my income). This means it is no longer possible to feed ten sandnigglets on one paycheck, even if four of them are old enough to steal. Most of the ragheads fight because they want cheaper bread and moar [[Allah]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the end, you cannot liberate yourself from your own stupidity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Egypt ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Islam!&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (see pic)&lt;br /&gt;
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Revolution! Again! Some will fall, some will live, Dramatica will [[Egypt#Revolution_2011-2013-.3F|report on the lulz]]. Stay tuned!&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CairoIslam.jpg|thumb|300px|Egypt &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Nao&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; yesterday]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Miserables_revolution.jpg|thumb|300px|Egypt Nao.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lybia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers did not get it right. Gadhaffi failed to forge alliances with other crackpot regimes and voluntarily castrated his chemical weapons. This rendered him so impotent that the fucking French and Italians decided it was safe enough to intervene. The regime ended up being replaced by another gang of raging analphabetic murderers. The picture to the right is of Gadhaffi on his day in the Arab court.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Syria ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. The society was split along the ethno-tribal cracks, so when the regime kills somebody in Homs or in Dara&#039;a, the rest of the country doesn&#039;t give a shit. Also [[ISIS]] is pwning every faction in Syria.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Saudi Arabia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. Condemning repression of demonstrations abroad, while themselves whacking off anybody who might start demonstrating before they manage to organize.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== PALESTINE ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. Blaming the Jews never fails.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Tunisia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Arab Spring started there.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Iraq ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[ISIS]] is currently pwning everyone, taking territory to pillage, rape, and create an Islamic Empire. Where do I sign up, goddamit?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Not Arabs ==&lt;br /&gt;
Iranians, Kurds, and even the Jews are sometimes mistaken for Arabs because they look similar and nest close to the Arab homelands. Mistake any of these people for Arabs and lulz will ensue: they will act insulted, just as if you called them something else really bad. Consider this example: if you say to an I&#039;&#039;&#039;ran&#039;&#039;&#039;ian that he looks a bit like an I&#039;&#039;&#039;tal&#039;&#039;&#039;ian, he will be, like, meh no I&#039;m Iranian but I&#039;ve been to Florence and it&#039;s very pretty. But if you insinuate that he looks like an Arab, he&#039;ll have to mentally sit on his hands so as not to slap you.&lt;br /&gt;
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The liberal Jew might try to puncture the lulz by trying to be magnanimous about it. He could tell you something along the lines that Jews and Arabs are brothers in blood, and maybe even top it off by with something about how they shouldn&#039;t be fighting. All this talk is just a put-on attempt to appear politically correct. Do not let him full you &amp;amp;ndash; that Jew is lying to you and quite possibly also to himself. He will in fact be feeling deeply sick in his stomach while saying that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Correction:&#039;&#039;&#039; Iranian girls are actually pretty hot. The only way you could mistake an Iranian girl for an Arab is if she wears a burqua. Coincidentally, wearing burquas is made mandatory in Iran by their Arab-instated Islamist government. And yes, Iran used to be a great nation before it was overrun by the Arabs.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:white with arab.jpg|thumb|(Left) White, (Right) Arab. [[Yes|Can you see the difference]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Not That kind of Snaddies.jpg|thumb|Don&#039;t take the word &amp;quot;sand-black person&amp;quot; literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
:# Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free [[cock|sausage]].&lt;br /&gt;
:# The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest &amp;amp;ndash; nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall. Although wealthy patrons can still hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.&lt;br /&gt;
* There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes &amp;amp;ndash; [https://archive.fo/AKSok This] is not it.&lt;br /&gt;
* In strict scientific discussions, Arabs should not to be confused with [[Iran|Iranians]]. &amp;quot;Iranian&amp;quot; is the name scientists have given to a recently discovered sub-race of Sandniggers, who are distinguished for being even uglier and hairier than the Arab.&lt;br /&gt;
* Arabs hate each other even more than they are hated by the West.&lt;br /&gt;
* In most cases the [[72 Virgins]] that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be &#039;&#039;World of Warcraft&#039;&#039; users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.&lt;br /&gt;
* Arabs have small peckers, hence [[Dubai]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Why is the camel hump so [[big]]? Because it is full of Arab cum. Stupid [[camel]][[fuck]]er towel[[head]] sand[[niggers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Arabs did [[catholic|Robert Kennedy]].&lt;br /&gt;
**And [[Emma Jones]]... [[An hero|wicariously]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conclusion ==&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs would very much love to run the World just like the Jews but don&#039;t have the brains for it. However, as the saying goes, one should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Eurabia could become real one day unless we employ some [[holocaust|population control]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Osama 34.png|[[Osama bin Laden|An Arab god]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:TerroristFarmer.jpg|Creative and resourceful, Arabs can make the most of any situation.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yasserarafat.jpg|Arabs - handy at dishwashing time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arafat_died.jpg|The good ol&#039; Bait and Switch.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:The_arafat_smile.JPG|Arafat&#039;s Reaction to the [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|pool being closed]] in Israel, due to [[Fail]] &lt;br /&gt;
File:Nosurrender.jpg|Arab calligraphy. (Guess what this means, Ay-rabs!)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grama_with_AK.jpg|Arab women enjoy equal rights of rioting as do Muslim men.&lt;br /&gt;
File:PHROSTT.JPG|I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab, I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab, I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab. I can&#039;t make up my mind, check out my profile on [http://www.myspace.com/dimabraun MySpace]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jafar.gif|Jafar is the current [[president]] of the [[sandbox|UAE]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lara Trap.jpg|[[LaraTheDarkAngel|Some Arabs also enjoy terrorizing cats.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Iloldcamel.jpg|Arabs laugh at you silly Westerners&lt;br /&gt;
File:IslamicBonding.jpg|An Arab family spending quality time together&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anaveragearabwoman.jpg|Arab women are very shy&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnArabiawoman.jpg|Arab women like to wear headscarfs all the time&lt;br /&gt;
File:ArabTeensucksfrenchCock.jpg|Arab Teen sucks the Cock of a Frenchmen&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnArabianwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anarabgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sand Nigra.gif|kill infidel&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arabcamgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Woman Bomb Babby.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Give Head To Those Who Insult Islam.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Girl Gives Head.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Why du ppl h8 meh.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Evolution Of Western Women.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Garbage Bags.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Europe In A nutshell.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amin Yashed.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aishah i maek cake.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aishah hw old u r.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettegirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:ArabgNiquabSexparty.jpg|A Niquab Sex Party&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anavaeragemuslimwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettebabeaila.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettezarah.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Safiabeurette.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnNorthafricanArabwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Moroccanguyisreadyforsex.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Arab lands ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bombs externally.gif|thumb|A local greeting an outsider to the village.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dubai]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Egypt]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iraq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ISIS|Islamic State]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lebanon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Libya]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Palestine]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (deleted by the Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sudan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Syria]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Other stuff ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Al Jazeera]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bashar al-Assad]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Death to all Juice]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fitna]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fuck Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Israel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[World War III]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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* {{ytlink|kxXEZF1At0Y|A typical day in the life of an Arab}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomofjordan/ The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a LiveJournal]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/ The Jawa Report]- Unbiased reporting about the Sand People.&lt;br /&gt;
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|The Arab region has some of the world&#039;s lowest adult literacy rates, with only 62.2% of the region&#039;s population of 15 and over able to read and write in 2000-2004, well below the world average of [84%] and the developing countries&#039; average of 76.4%|John Daniel, former UNESCO Assistant Director General for Education&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Godblesshitler.jpg|thumb|The Quran and Mein Kampf are two of the most popular books in the Arab world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Potential.jpg|thumb|Not all of us have it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Death-to-all-juice.jpeg|thumb|&#039;&#039;&#039;Little-known [[fact]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Death to all Juice|They came first for the Juice]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:111jnmu.JPG|thumb|Beautiful Arab woman (she&#039;s far above average by Arab standards).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cultural Differences1.png|thumb|A helpful diagram, illustrating cultural differences between Western women and Middle Eastern women.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Arabs&#039;&#039;&#039; are a loose association of semiliterate, thieving, and barbaric tribesmen who originally spawned in the Arabian Peninsula. Other names for Arabs include &#039;&#039;Terrorists, Haji&#039;s, Camel jockeys, Goat fuckers, Donkey fuckers, Sand eaters, Durka Durkas, Dune coons, False caucazoids, Foaming rags, Suicide bombers, Ragheads, Towelheads, Dishrags, &#039;&#039;&#039;sand niggers&#039;&#039;&#039; (the scientific term), &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; oil niggers&#039;&#039;. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since the word &#039;&#039;Arab&#039;&#039; is also considered offensive. Contrary to popular belief, Arabs are usually poor as fuck. In terms of GDP per capita, even the supposedly oil-rich Saudi Arabia is about half as rich as Israel (but still &#039;&#039;&#039;four times&#039;&#039;&#039; as rich as Iran, poor schmuks).&lt;br /&gt;
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Mohammed became their boss way back [[before the Internet]], after he convinced them that he could talk to God. Silly as the idea was, under Mohammed&#039;s leadership the Arabs spread far and wide from their original nests on the Arabian Peninsula. They ravaged through the entire [[Middle East]] and North Africa, they pwnt Iran, and they all but eradicated the many cultures that used to exist in the region. War [[raep]] on a massive scale mostly wiped out the non-Arab male genes from the area. &lt;br /&gt;
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This wave of Arab conquest was stopped by the [[Anders Breivik|good christian boys]] in 732 AD. It may have been all for naught however due to the more recent wave of Arab migration. The Arab countries are full of Arabs, and therefore they are quite terrible to live in. Ironically but quite understandably, the Arabs living in the Arab countries do whatever it takes to escape. They are currently running to Europe in huge numbers. So the Arabs may now be found in places as diverse as [[Germany]] (because angela Merkel is a damned whore who loves sucking Kebab cock), Sweden (now THE Rape Capital of the World because of these retards who cannot differentiate between wearing a bikini and [[asking for it]]) the [[Detroit]] taxi cabs, [[London]], [[Sweden|Malmö]], [[France]], [[torture|Guantanamo Bay]], [[Canada]], [[7-11]], and generally wherever there is a terrible stink.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[America]] they do brainless jobs such as manning the [[711chan|7-11]]s. In their spare time, most [[American]] Arabs (more than 90%) are [[terrorists]] and wage jihad. The other 10% are children below consensual age [[Muhammad|(less than eleven years old)]] and not allowed to become terrorists just yet. The situation in Europe is even worse, more about it later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arab hobbies include blowing up airplanes, buildings, subways, Americans and Jews, but also other fun stuff such as getting flash-fried in transformer boxes whilst evading the [[police]] ([http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/07/world/europe/behind-the-furor-the-last-moments-of-two-youths.html?_r=0 The Jew York Times confirms]).&lt;br /&gt;
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== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Unibrowed genetically inferior creatures&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nigger|Dark brown, swarthy, shit-smelling skin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Horse faced&lt;br /&gt;
*Hairy like apes (proving they&#039;re part monkey)&lt;br /&gt;
* Huge nose (similar to Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
* Having Arab genes will decrease the potential IQ of your children by 63%&lt;br /&gt;
* Constant butthurt over EVERYTHING&lt;br /&gt;
* All named after their [[Muhammad|prophet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Smelly, greasy, gross hair, disgusting accent while trying to speak human language&lt;br /&gt;
* Nothing profitable ever comes out of these useless apes, especially to western countries which suffer from Arab immigration&lt;br /&gt;
* They are usually [[terrorists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:This_is_an_outrage!.jpg|thumb|left|[[Typical]] Arab protesting the world&#039;s opinion of them, which is the fault of the Jews.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs are ugly as hell in appearance, and they are extremely hairy. Even their women and children are hairy. Their hair and eyes are always black, but their skin is colored like shit. They are extremely dumb, and when they are not terrorists, they are cleaners and taxi drivers and garbage men, although they have a reputation of stabbing their infidel clients in the back: literally. They are usually skinny and wiry, although their super-rich oil businessmen are also fat that they cannot even walk without help. Most Arab men also wrap their heads in towels, and Arab women wrap their entire bodies in towels, because Arab men are extremely perverted, and will get a massive boner if they see even an inch of skin, which will probably lead to major [[raep]]. Also, if you&#039;re not an Arab you can&#039;t pretend to oil money. So being an Arab in the Arabian peninsula might be profitable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab traditions ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ISIL_Execution.jpg|400px|thumb|Arabs doing what Arabs do.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hand_kiss.gif|400px|thumb|[[Dubai|They]] do really love Children.]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Riding through the desert on camels&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping each of their four wives (who were originally enslaved war booty)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Incest|Incest and inbreeding]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Pedophile|Raping children]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Zoophilia|Raping animals]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping feminists, especially the Swedish ones (because Swedes only wear bikinis while going to [[Prostitution|work]], and according to [[Fail|arab]] [[Logic]] it means [[asking for it|they have God&#039;s sanction to rape them to death]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Americunt|American]] flags&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Fag|Homosexuals]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning the [[French]] (who are the same as homosexuals)&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Charlie Hebdo|Journalists]] (and there is 100% probability the said journalist is a French faggot)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Holocaust|Burning Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Almost burning a couple of [[South Park|Jewish satirists]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Eating Döner Kebab (made from the aforementioned burned fags/French/Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
#Getting severe Diarrhea from eating Döner Kebab (srsly, if you don&#039;t want your digestive system to turn into a nuclear bomb, eat a taco instead)&lt;br /&gt;
#Operating [[Child abuse|Child Prostitution]] rings for their [[Jew|Jewish]] friends to keep these [[illuminati|Zionists]] happy and satisfied.&lt;br /&gt;
#Getting blowjobs from [[Ugly|Angela Merkel]] and her fellow [[liberal|libtards]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Profiting from USA&#039;s addiction to oil&lt;br /&gt;
#Honour Killings&lt;br /&gt;
#[[ISIS|killing and raping Kurds]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Yazidis&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Yazidis&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Christians&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping non-Christians&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Zoroastrians in Persia&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Hindus in Pakistan&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Buddhists in Kazakhstan&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping anyone who looks like a white girl, just like niggers&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping anybody who dares show a microscopic portion of skin&lt;br /&gt;
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Arabs also can be confused with shit that has been in the sun long enough to stink and be browned but not be Somailified shit. Arabs often are seen with their penis&#039;s in camel&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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#Forced Marriages (with Extra Rape)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Circumcision|Mutilating male and female genitalia]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Breeding in [[Britain]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;9/11&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; We all know the [[Jews]] (and George Bush who is a secret Jew) did it&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab religion ==&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs used to worship a bunch of gods, even more than the [[India]]ns did, but then came along [[Christian]]s, who introduced some of them to [[Jesus]] and later [[Muhammad]], who introduced them to [[Islam]], which became the major religion of the Arab world. Thus, the Arabs dedicated themselves to world conquest in order to build up their [[Shit|Islamic Empire]], which gave them an official excuse to murder, rape, and destroy. Now, the Arabs are in pitched battle with the civilized world, hoping to conquer it. However, when oil was discovered, some of the Arabs began getting into the oil business, so now, all of the bullshit about Islam being a &amp;quot;religion of peace&amp;quot; and that &amp;quot;not all Arabs are terrorists&amp;quot; is only due to Arab oil money. Now, thanks in part to all this bullshit, people of all colors have become Muslim! WTF!?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in Combat ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Waste the motherfuckers!|Samuel L. Jackson, nigra superhero, right before [[lulz|killing a shitload of ragheads.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Flying mujahid.jpg|thumb|Sandniggers are known for their ability to fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
Killing the White Devil ain&#039;t easy. It&#039;s even harder when you are young, dumb and Arab. But blowing yourself up when near whites is fairly easy. Another tactic is to ambush and kill a bunch of white guys, then take the white&#039;s revenge happily, knowing you killed the infidels. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in America ==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite most sand niggers wanting to destroy America with nukes and airplanes, there are a select few who chose to live there and kill us off with their foul stench instead, sometimes becoming citizens and further tainting [[Racism|what was once a great country.]]  The men like to work in Subway, as pizza delivery guys or cab drivers.  They [[Rape|scowl at]] female customers, spit in their food, and fuck up their orders on purpose while giving the male customers [[Shit|the best service they can offer.]]  The women like to travel in [[Cow|herds]] with their 19+ children, smothering their faces in cloth till they&#039;re practically blind.  Arab Americans also take great joy in killing people, in events such as the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in France ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Moar info: [[Charlie Hebdo]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Did you think that Arabs in America were bad? It&#039;s worse in France. The dole benefits there are so good that most of those cretins don&#039;t bother themselves with a job. Instead, they focus their energy on being Arabs. This means that they at best spend their days being useless ever-whining meat-bags, and at worst they steal, vandalize, rape, and murder, all in the name of Allah the Constrictor. But, to be fair, the [[French]] were totally [[asking for it]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Human&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Arab rights ==&lt;br /&gt;
In recognition and ratification of the fact that Arabs are not proper human beings, the Arab League supports something called a charter of Arab Rights. The Arab rights are distinct, contradictory, and significantly more narrow than the human rights that apply to everybody else. The declaration does however also guarantee a few rights that no Arab would want to live without.&lt;br /&gt;
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The full translated document is at [http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html]. As with all Arabspeak, this document is full of double meanings, mystic insinuations and useless repetitions; Arabs can&#039;t speak straight unless you (yes, you) shove a telegraph pole up their collective vagina. The following text is a helpfully truthful summary of the document.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Preamble&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Faith, Allah, creation, religion, religion, religion&lt;br /&gt;
* We used to be kinda great about a thousand years ago&lt;br /&gt;
* Hating the Jews oops I mean Zionists&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 2&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Jews again&lt;br /&gt;
* Just kill some Jews already&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 3&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course you can still beat your wife! The only requirement is that the beating should be positive, and it is in Shariah so of course it&#039;s positive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 4&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Your [[Dubai|Sharjah]] Ruler can disregard most of this charter as long as he really feels like he has to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 6&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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The death sentence for [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|drawing Mohammed]] is still OK. But the accused does have the right to beg for mercy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 7&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Death sentence for children is also cool, as long as your Sharjah Ruler makes it a law.&lt;br /&gt;
* Death sentence for a pregnant woman is not quite as cool. You have to let her have the baby first and wait for two years for her to nurse the baby. Then you can go ahead and &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hang&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; behead her, oh you glorious and righteous man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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No torture, ever. Yes, this one seems to be a real deal.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Josef Mengele went a tad too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 16&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sharjah Ruler and his [[illuminati|cult]] are allowed to abuse [[Children]] with no [[Justice|consequences]]. They are above the law. Discussing such matter will result in 5-10 years [[prison]] sentence due to [[lol|mocking the Royal Family]].&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s good to hang [[shit|Royal]] Family member&#039;s photos in your home, work, and sticking &#039;em to your vehicle&#039;s window. But don&#039;t expect to share the %99.98 country&#039;s hidden &amp;amp; apparent budget. [[Cunt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 24&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 28&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Arabs have the right to leave their shitholes and seek asylum in Europe or in the US.&lt;br /&gt;
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The right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion may be lawfully restricted by your Sharjah Ruler (didn&#039;t we cover that already in article 24?)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 32&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone has the right to freedom of speech and opinion unless your Sharjah Ruler decides that it would be bad for the &amp;quot;national security&amp;quot;, Allah, or public health. (That was already covered twice, in articles 24 and 30. It&#039;s unbelievable that a ratified international treaty could be so poorly written. Just hire a Jew to copy-edit it for you, OK?)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 33–53&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[tl;dr]], probably more vague nonsense repeated over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Famous Arabs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like [[Jews]], Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Sergey Brin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - One of the guys who invented Google.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Philippe Kahn&#039;&#039;&#039; - The guy who invented the camera phone&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The guys who invented [[eBay]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Just kidding! The guys above are all Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains (which are the size of walnuts), but rather for a lack thereof. Consider for example:&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Farfour Mouse]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Arab version of [[Disney|Mickey Mouse]], who, unlike the real Mickey Mouse who only told kids to [[Capitalism|buy]] [[Fat|ice cream]], encouraged kids to kill [[Jews]]; sadly, the Jews [[Asking for it|got to him first]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Osama Bin Laden]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &amp;quot;Special friend&amp;quot; of [[George W. Bush]] who brought the [[United States]]&#039; [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] down on [[Afghanistan]] by taking the fall after the [[Jews did WTC]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Ralph Nader]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fucked up the election for [[Al Gore]] and possibly [[John Kerry]] resulting in 8 years of [[Bush]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Salih]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Raep|stab]]bed to death while trying to steal a bookbag from a [[Russian]] immigrant; because taking out [[Jews|thieves]] -- the NON-Kosher kind (as well as [[murderer]]s, [[rapists]], [[drug]] dealers, etc.) constitutes genocide towards Arabs, the stabbing was called an act of racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Saddam Hussein]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Needs no introduction, and not only because he&#039;s dead.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Muhammad|Mohammed]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Which one?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Yassir Arafat&#039;&#039;&#039; - Established a stable [[Palestinian]] state and insulated it from the effects of [[Zionism]] -- oh wait...&lt;br /&gt;
*  &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Disney|Aladdin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Proof that Arabs can&#039;t get it right even in [[fiction]]; a megalomaniac who overthrew the brainy [[atheist]] aristocrat Jafar in favor of a [[government]] run by his [[Virgin|inexperienced]], [[impoverished]] [[Muslim]] ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Steve Jobs]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Arab who is Christian and apparently not a terrorist. So it&#039;s possible that this article only applies to [[Moslem]] Arabs, while Chistian Arabs did somehow manage to retain a semblance of humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Izzi (Sileas)]] slut!&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Arabs Who Are Not Terrorists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The following paragraph is a conspiracy by the Arabs to build up trust among the real Americans. The metaphorical cake is a lie.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not [[terrorists]]. Here is the complete list:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Dorothy Fields (1905–1974), Arab composer&lt;br /&gt;
* George Gershwin (1898–1937), Arab composer&lt;br /&gt;
* Ira Gershwin (1896–1983), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Oscar Hammerstein II (1895–1960), Arab lyricist, librettist&lt;br /&gt;
* E. Y. &amp;quot;Yip&amp;quot; Harburg (1898–1981), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Lorenz Hart (1895–1943), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Tiffany Darwish (2 October 1971) Crappy [[1980s]] singer that did crappier covers of even [[Shit|Shittier]] music from the 1960s.  Like most American [[wimmins]] of Arab descent her ethnic pride only lasted until her first husband beat her.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Just kidding about this one too! There are no Arabs who are not terrorists; the people listed above are all Jews.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The real Al-Jazeerah. The logo in English version is on the other side of the screen, which is equivalent to having fingers crossed. (the clip is probably taken out of context, but who knows)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== List of Arab [[Scientists]] and Scholars ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TOW]] [[wikipedia:List_of_Arab_scientists_and_scholars|admits it]]: the last smart Arab died in [[Before the internets|1585]]. The list of&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Update:&#039;&#039; Wikipedos decided this was too embarassing, so every single Arab who has ever received a PhD is now mentioned in the list (about ten Arabs in total). It also turned out that one Arab, [[wikipedia:Ahmed_ZewailZewail|Ahmed Zewail]], has actually won a Nobel Prize in chemistry, probably for making suicide vests. Original list is still archived in the edit history: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Arab_scientists_and_scholars&amp;amp;oldid=365704692]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Useful Tips in the Arab Lands ==&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, the most useful tip that anybody could be given for visiting one of the third world Islamofascist shitholes that Arabs make their homes in would be: &#039;&#039;DON&#039;T&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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But, if must you travel to an Arab nation, either for the [[oil]] or because you are a [[leftard]], there are some things you should know.&lt;br /&gt;
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* According to [[Wikipedia]], you stay alive for 20 seconds of painful bliss after being decapitated, unless you are [[bomb|blown up first]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Get a gas mask or get used to the smell( if you don&#039;t die from the  explosion, you will almost defiantly die from the smell) .&lt;br /&gt;
* You will think [http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blosamajokephrases.htm this list] is funny, until you need it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, [[Dubai]] is the place to go!&lt;br /&gt;
* If you&#039;re lucky, when a [[Islam|Jihad Joe]] goes full blown martyr and blows himself up you&#039;ll die instantly.  If you&#039;re not lucky, you might suffer for days as you find [[Religion]] and pray to [[G-D]] to kill you as you suffer from what is popularly called the [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3316797/ &#039;&#039;&#039;White Butterfly&#039;&#039;&#039;] and gasp for breath because parts of your lungs were liquified from the explosive force.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the [[Americunts]] explained to the Arabs how to use the Internets (which certainly took its time), the Arabs tried to censor this article. A person who is apparently [[User:Proud_to_be_arab|Proud to be an Arab]], added following highly intelligent and reflected statement to this article:&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs and Homosexuality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bush kiss Arab.jpg|thumb|You can clearly see that this Arab is a male from his clothing, but [[George W. Bush|some]] [[retard]] failed to notice]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Although [[homosexuality]] is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. They are so completely and profoundly buttfucky, flap-army, cuntlessly, sparkly-pink-wings fairytime faggotto, they openly hold hands and kiss each other &#039;&#039;in public&#039;&#039;. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Ghrairiib, they openly flapped their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off (and knowing the US Army, they probably did). They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharbageib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces. [[ISIS|Wahhablabibi Islam]] even allow jihadists to have anal secks with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arab Variants==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Shore Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Shore niggers are the Arabs of Asia, these guys are [[Malays]], [[Indonesians]] and Javanese and partially [[Filipinos]] (Mexicans). They are just like Arabs, following Islam, killing [[Gay|infidels]] and raping goats though the tropical varieties rape orangutans and smoke even more. Shore niggers are slightly better than their desert counterparts, but are still just as angry, butthurt, explosive and dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Steppe Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Steppe Niggers are Central Asians, friends with [[Russia]]. These countries include [[Kazakhstan]], [[Pakistan]], [[Uzbekistan]] and [[Afghanistan]] and are home to another common variant of nigger that follows [[Islam]]. They contain 350 million Muslims, all ready to bomb and kill the [[Gay|in]][[Genius|fi]][[Japanese|dels]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Curry Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite India being a Hindu country, it has a population of about [[OVER 9000|200 million Muslims]]. They are mostly confined to some no-go shitholes and they stink of camel piss and curry.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab Spring ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Moar info: [[Arab Spring]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:European speech rights.jpg|thumb|400px|This cartoon is from an actual raghead publication, and it illustrates that Arabs are too stupid too understand how liberal democracy must work. [[Saudi Arabia |Despotic xenophobic theocracy  ]] is the only right way to govern those fuckers. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Israel.gif|thumb|left|100px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Little-known [[fact]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; this is the only liberal democracy on Earth where Arab is an official language. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dead ghadaffi.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Muammar al-Gaddafi]] on his day in court]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently, Arabs revolted against their bosses all around the shitholes they live it. The CIA is currently using it as an excuse to swoop in and get that sweet black stuff. They succeded in kicking the main men in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. The liberal media wants you to think that the ragheads revolted against tyrannic oppresion and corruption, and want to have democracies in their lands. Yes, even among arabs there are those few who understand concepts of western political thought and genuinly fight for change. Those are the types western media like to inteview. &lt;br /&gt;
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The great majority Arabs wouldn&#039;t give a wooden nickel for their liberty. They fight because the price of bread has recently increased to [[at least 100]] (or something around that &amp;amp;ndash; I live in a rich country so I don&#039;t actually notice how much I pay for the bread since it&#039;s a very miniscule fraction of my income). This means it is no longer possible to feed ten sandnigglets on one paycheck, even if four of them are old enough to steal. Most of the ragheads fight because they want cheaper bread and moar [[Allah]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the end, you cannot liberate yourself from your own stupidity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Egypt ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Islam!&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (see pic)&lt;br /&gt;
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Revolution! Again! Some will fall, some will live, Dramatica will [[Egypt#Revolution_2011-2013-.3F|report on the lulz]]. Stay tuned!&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CairoIslam.jpg|thumb|300px|Egypt &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Nao&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; yesterday]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Miserables_revolution.jpg|thumb|300px|Egypt Nao.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lybia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers did not get it right. Gadhaffi failed to forge alliances with other crackpot regimes and voluntarily castrated his chemical weapons. This rendered him so impotent that the fucking French and Italians decided it was safe enough to intervene. The regime ended up being replaced by another gang of raging analphabetic murderers. The picture to the right is of Gadhaffi on his day in the Arab court.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Syria ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. The society was split along the ethno-tribal cracks, so when the regime kills somebody in Homs or in Dara&#039;a, the rest of the country doesn&#039;t give a shit. Also [[ISIS]] is pwning every faction in Syria.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Saudi Arabia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. Condemning repression of demonstrations abroad, while themselves whacking off anybody who might start demonstrating before they manage to organize.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== PALESTINE ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. Blaming the Jews never fails.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Tunisia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Arab Spring started there.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Iraq ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[ISIS]] is currently pwning everyone, taking territory to pillage, rape, and create an Islamic Empire. Where do I sign up, goddamit?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Not Arabs ==&lt;br /&gt;
Iranians, Kurds, and even the Jews are sometimes mistaken for Arabs because they look similar and nest close to the Arab homelands. Mistake any of these people for Arabs and lulz will ensue: they will act insulted, just as if you called them something else really bad. Consider this example: if you say to an I&#039;&#039;&#039;ran&#039;&#039;&#039;ian that he looks a bit like an I&#039;&#039;&#039;tal&#039;&#039;&#039;ian, he will be, like, meh no I&#039;m Iranian but I&#039;ve been to Florence and it&#039;s very pretty. But if you insinuate that he looks like an Arab, he&#039;ll have to mentally sit on his hands so as not to slap you.&lt;br /&gt;
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The liberal Jew might try to puncture the lulz by trying to be magnanimous about it. He could tell you something along the lines that Jews and Arabs are brothers in blood, and maybe even top it off by with something about how they shouldn&#039;t be fighting. All this talk is just a put-on attempt to appear politically correct. Do not let him full you &amp;amp;ndash; that Jew is lying to you and quite possibly also to himself. He will in fact be feeling deeply sick in his stomach while saying that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Correction:&#039;&#039;&#039; Iranian girls are actually pretty hot. The only way you could mistake an Iranian girl for an Arab is if she wears a burqua. Coincidentally, wearing burquas is made mandatory in Iran by their Arab-instated Islamist government. And yes, Iran used to be a great nation before it was overrun by the Arabs.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:white with arab.jpg|thumb|(Left) White, (Right) Arab. [[Yes|Can you see the difference]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Not That kind of Snaddies.jpg|thumb|Don&#039;t take the word &amp;quot;sand-black person&amp;quot; literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
:# Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free [[cock|sausage]].&lt;br /&gt;
:# The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest &amp;amp;ndash; nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall. Although wealthy patrons can still hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.&lt;br /&gt;
* There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes &amp;amp;ndash; [https://archive.fo/AKSok This] is not it.&lt;br /&gt;
* In strict scientific discussions, Arabs should not to be confused with [[Iran|Iranians]]. &amp;quot;Iranian&amp;quot; is the name scientists have given to a recently discovered sub-race of Sandniggers, who are distinguished for being even uglier and hairier than the Arab.&lt;br /&gt;
* Arabs hate each other even more than they are hated by the West.&lt;br /&gt;
* In most cases the [[72 Virgins]] that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be &#039;&#039;World of Warcraft&#039;&#039; users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.&lt;br /&gt;
* Arabs have small peckers, hence [[Dubai]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Why is the camel hump so [[big]]? Because it is full of Arab cum. Stupid [[camel]][[fuck]]er towel[[head]] sand[[niggers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Arabs did [[catholic|Robert Kennedy]].&lt;br /&gt;
**And [[Emma Jones]]... [[An hero|wicariously]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conclusion ==&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs would very much love to run the World just like the Jews but don&#039;t have the brains for it. However, as the saying goes, one should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Eurabia could become real one day unless we employ some [[holocaust|population control]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Osama 34.png|[[Osama bin Laden|An Arab god]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:TerroristFarmer.jpg|Creative and resourceful, Arabs can make the most of any situation.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yasserarafat.jpg|Arabs - handy at dishwashing time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arafat_died.jpg|The good ol&#039; Bait and Switch.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:The_arafat_smile.JPG|Arafat&#039;s Reaction to the [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|pool being closed]] in Israel, due to [[Fail]] &lt;br /&gt;
File:Nosurrender.jpg|Arab calligraphy. (Guess what this means, Ay-rabs!)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grama_with_AK.jpg|Arab women enjoy equal rights of rioting as do Muslim men.&lt;br /&gt;
File:PHROSTT.JPG|I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab, I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab, I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab. I can&#039;t make up my mind, check out my profile on [http://www.myspace.com/dimabraun MySpace]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jafar.gif|Jafar is the current [[president]] of the [[sandbox|UAE]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lara Trap.jpg|[[LaraTheDarkAngel|Some Arabs also enjoy terrorizing cats.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Iloldcamel.jpg|Arabs laugh at you silly Westerners&lt;br /&gt;
File:IslamicBonding.jpg|An Arab family spending quality time together&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anaveragearabwoman.jpg|Arab women are very shy&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnArabiawoman.jpg|Arab women like to wear headscarfs all the time&lt;br /&gt;
File:ArabTeensucksfrenchCock.jpg|Arab Teen sucks the Cock of a Frenchmen&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnArabianwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anarabgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sand Nigra.gif|kill infidel&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arabcamgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Woman Bomb Babby.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Islam VS Financial Ideologies.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Starbucks Hiring Browns.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Give Head To Those Who Insult Islam.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Girl Gives Head.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Why du ppl h8 meh.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Evolution Of Western Women.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Garbage Bags.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Europe In A nutshell.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amin Yashed.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aishah i maek cake.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aishah hw old u r.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettegirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:ArabgNiquabSexparty.jpg|A Niquab Sex Party&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anavaeragemuslimwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettebabeaila.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettezarah.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Safiabeurette.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnNorthafricanArabwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Moroccanguyisreadyforsex.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Arab lands ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bombs externally.gif|thumb|A local greeting an outsider to the village.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dubai]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Egypt]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iraq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ISIS|Islamic State]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lebanon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Libya]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Palestine]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (deleted by the Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sudan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Syria]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Other stuff ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Al Jazeera]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bashar al-Assad]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Death to all Juice]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fitna]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fuck Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Israel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[World War III]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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* {{ytlink|kxXEZF1At0Y|A typical day in the life of an Arab}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomofjordan/ The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a LiveJournal]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/ The Jawa Report]- Unbiased reporting about the Sand People.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Article of the Nao May 3, [[2011]]|[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Drug]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;This Race needs a serious clean up&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Israel|Somebody]] should [[Bomb|do something]] about [[Palestine|it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Warning|All Sand Niggers are assumed to be wired with explosives.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|The Arab region has some of the world&#039;s lowest adult literacy rates, with only 62.2% of the region&#039;s population of 15 and over able to read and write in 2000-2004, well below the world average of [84%] and the developing countries&#039; average of 76.4%|John Daniel, former UNESCO Assistant Director General for Education&lt;br /&gt;
|I don&#039;t like sand. It&#039;s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.|Even [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]] hates Sand People.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--[[File:Arab_movie.jpg|thumb|A typical Arab]]--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Godblesshitler.jpg|thumb|The Quran and Mein Kampf are two of the most popular books in the Arab world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Potential.jpg|thumb|Not all of us have it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Death-to-all-juice.jpeg|thumb|&#039;&#039;&#039;Little-known [[fact]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Death to all Juice|They came first for the Juice]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:111jnmu.JPG|thumb|Beautiful Arab woman (she&#039;s far above average by Arab standards).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cultural Differences1.png|thumb|A helpful diagram, illustrating cultural differences between Western women and Middle Eastern women.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Arabs&#039;&#039;&#039; are a loose association of semiliterate, thieving, and barbaric tribesmen who originally spawned in the Arabian Peninsula. Other names for Arabs include &#039;&#039;Terrorists, Haji&#039;s, Camel jockeys, Goat fuckers, Donkey fuckers, Sand eaters, Durka Durkas, Dune coons, False caucazoids, Foaming rags, Suicide bombers, Ragheads, Towelheads, Dishrags, &#039;&#039;&#039;sand niggers&#039;&#039;&#039; (the scientific term), &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; oil niggers&#039;&#039;. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since the word &#039;&#039;Arab&#039;&#039; is also considered offensive. Contrary to popular belief, Arabs are usually poor as fuck. In terms of GDP per capita, even the supposedly oil-rich Saudi Arabia is about half as rich as Israel (but still &#039;&#039;&#039;four times&#039;&#039;&#039; as rich as Iran, poor schmuks).&lt;br /&gt;
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Mohammed became their boss way back [[before the Internet]], after he convinced them that he could talk to God. Silly as the idea was, under Mohammed&#039;s leadership the Arabs spread far and wide from their original nests on the Arabian Peninsula. They ravaged through the entire [[Middle East]] and North Africa, they pwnt Iran, and they all but eradicated the many cultures that used to exist in the region. War [[raep]] on a massive scale mostly wiped out the non-Arab male genes from the area. &lt;br /&gt;
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This wave of Arab conquest was stopped by the [[Anders Breivik|good christian boys]] in 732 AD. It may have been all for naught however due to the more recent wave of Arab migration. The Arab countries are full of Arabs, and therefore they are quite terrible to live in. Ironically but quite understandably, the Arabs living in the Arab countries do whatever it takes to escape. They are currently running to Europe in huge numbers. So the Arabs may now be found in places as diverse as [[Germany]] (because angela Merkel is a damned whore who loves sucking Kebab cock), Sweden (now THE Rape Capital of the World because of these retards who cannot differentiate between wearing a bikini and [[asking for it]]) the [[Detroit]] taxi cabs, [[London]], [[Sweden|Malmö]], [[France]], [[torture|Guantanamo Bay]], [[Canada]], [[7-11]], and generally wherever there is a terrible stink.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[America]] they do brainless jobs such as manning the [[711chan|7-11]]s. In their spare time, most [[American]] Arabs (more than 90%) are [[terrorists]] and wage jihad. The other 10% are children below consensual age [[Muhammad|(less than eleven years old)]] and not allowed to become terrorists just yet. The situation in Europe is even worse, more about it later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arab hobbies include blowing up airplanes, buildings, subways, Americans and Jews, but also other fun stuff such as getting flash-fried in transformer boxes whilst evading the [[police]] ([http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/07/world/europe/behind-the-furor-the-last-moments-of-two-youths.html?_r=0 The Jew York Times confirms]).&lt;br /&gt;
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== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Unibrowed genetically inferior creatures&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nigger|Dark brown, swarthy, shit-smelling skin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Horse faced&lt;br /&gt;
*Hairy like apes (proving they&#039;re part monkey)&lt;br /&gt;
* Huge nose (similar to Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
* Having Arab genes will decrease the potential IQ of your children by 63%&lt;br /&gt;
* Constant butthurt over EVERYTHING&lt;br /&gt;
* All named after their [[Muhammad|prophet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Smelly, greasy, gross hair, disgusting accent while trying to speak human language&lt;br /&gt;
* Nothing profitable ever comes out of these useless apes, especially to western countries which suffer from Arab immigration&lt;br /&gt;
* They are usually [[terrorists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:This_is_an_outrage!.jpg|thumb|left|[[Typical]] Arab protesting the world&#039;s opinion of them, which is the fault of the Jews.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs are ugly as hell in appearance, and they are extremely hairy. Even their women and children are hairy. Their hair and eyes are always black, but their skin is colored like shit. They are extremely dumb, and when they are not terrorists, they are cleaners and taxi drivers and garbage men, although they have a reputation of stabbing their infidel clients in the back: literally. They are usually skinny and wiry, although their super-rich oil businessmen are also fat that they cannot even walk without help. Most Arab men also wrap their heads in towels, and Arab women wrap their entire bodies in towels, because Arab men are extremely perverted, and will get a massive boner if they see even an inch of skin, which will probably lead to major [[raep]]. Also, if you&#039;re not an Arab you can&#039;t pretend to oil money. So being an Arab in the Arabian peninsula might be profitable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab traditions ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ISIL_Execution.jpg|400px|thumb|Arabs doing what Arabs do.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hand_kiss.gif|400px|thumb|[[Dubai|They]] do really love Children.]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Riding through the desert on camels&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping each of their four wives (who were originally enslaved war booty)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Incest|Incest and inbreeding]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Pedophile|Raping children]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Zoophilia|Raping animals]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping feminists, especially the Swedish ones (because Swedes only wear bikinis while going to [[Prostitution|work]], and according to [[Fail|arab]] [[Logic]] it means [[asking for it|they have God&#039;s sanction to rape them to death]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Americunt|American]] flags&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Fag|Homosexuals]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning the [[French]] (who are the same as homosexuals)&lt;br /&gt;
#Burning [[Charlie Hebdo|Journalists]] (and there is 100% probability the said journalist is a French faggot)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Holocaust|Burning Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Almost burning a couple of [[South Park|Jewish satirists]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Eating Döner Kebab (made from the aforementioned burned fags/French/Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
#Getting severe Diarrhea from eating Döner Kebab (srsly, if you don&#039;t want your digestive system to turn into a nuclear bomb, eat a taco instead)&lt;br /&gt;
#Operating [[Child abuse|Child Prostitution]] rings for their [[Jew|Jewish]] friends to keep these [[illuminati|Zionists]] happy and satisfied.&lt;br /&gt;
#Getting blowjobs from [[Ugly|Angela Merkel]] and her fellow [[liberal|libtards]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Profiting from USA&#039;s addiction to oil&lt;br /&gt;
#Honour Killings&lt;br /&gt;
#[[ISIS|killing and raping Kurds]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Yazidis&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Yazidis&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Christians&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping non-Christians&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Zoroastrians in Persia&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Hindus in Pakistan&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping Buddhists in Kazakhstan&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping anyone who looks like a white girl, just like niggers&lt;br /&gt;
#Raping anybody who dares show a microscopic portion of skin&lt;br /&gt;
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Arabs also can be confused with shit that has been in the sun long enough to stink and be browned but not be Somailified shit. Arabs often are seen with their penis&#039;s in camel&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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#Forced Marriages (with Extra Rape)&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Circumcision|Mutilating male and female genitalia]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Breeding in [[Britain]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;9/11&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; We all know the [[Jews]] (and George Bush who is a secret Jew) did it&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab religion ==&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs used to worship a bunch of gods, even more than the [[India]]ns did, but then came along [[Christian]]s, who introduced some of them to [[Jesus]] and later [[Muhammad]], who introduced them to [[Islam]], which became the major religion of the Arab world. Thus, the Arabs dedicated themselves to world conquest in order to build up their [[Shit|Islamic Empire]], which gave them an official excuse to murder, rape, and destroy. Now, the Arabs are in pitched battle with the civilized world, hoping to conquer it. However, when oil was discovered, some of the Arabs began getting into the oil business, so now, all of the bullshit about Islam being a &amp;quot;religion of peace&amp;quot; and that &amp;quot;not all Arabs are terrorists&amp;quot; is only due to Arab oil money. Now, thanks in part to all this bullshit, people of all colors have become Muslim! WTF!?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in Combat ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Waste the motherfuckers!|Samuel L. Jackson, nigra superhero, right before [[lulz|killing a shitload of ragheads.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Flying mujahid.jpg|thumb|Sandniggers are known for their ability to fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
Killing the White Devil ain&#039;t easy. It&#039;s even harder when you are young, dumb and Arab. But blowing yourself up when near whites is fairly easy. Another tactic is to ambush and kill a bunch of white guys, then take the white&#039;s revenge happily, knowing you killed the infidels. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in America ==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite most sand niggers wanting to destroy America with nukes and airplanes, there are a select few who chose to live there and kill us off with their foul stench instead, sometimes becoming citizens and further tainting [[Racism|what was once a great country.]]  The men like to work in Subway, as pizza delivery guys or cab drivers.  They [[Rape|scowl at]] female customers, spit in their food, and fuck up their orders on purpose while giving the male customers [[Shit|the best service they can offer.]]  The women like to travel in [[Cow|herds]] with their 19+ children, smothering their faces in cloth till they&#039;re practically blind.  Arab Americans also take great joy in killing people, in events such as the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs in France ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Moar info: [[Charlie Hebdo]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Did you think that Arabs in America were bad? It&#039;s worse in France. The dole benefits there are so good that most of those cretins don&#039;t bother themselves with a job. Instead, they focus their energy on being Arabs. This means that they at best spend their days being useless ever-whining meat-bags, and at worst they steal, vandalize, rape, and murder, all in the name of Allah the Constrictor. But, to be fair, the [[French]] were totally [[asking for it]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Human&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Arab rights ==&lt;br /&gt;
In recognition and ratification of the fact that Arabs are not proper human beings, the Arab League supports something called a charter of Arab Rights. The Arab rights are distinct, contradictory, and significantly more narrow than the human rights that apply to everybody else. The declaration does however also guarantee a few rights that no Arab would want to live without.&lt;br /&gt;
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The full translated document is at [http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html]. As with all Arabspeak, this document is full of double meanings, mystic insinuations and useless repetitions; Arabs can&#039;t speak straight unless you (yes, you) shove a telegraph pole up their collective vagina. The following text is a helpfully truthful summary of the document.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Preamble&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Faith, Allah, creation, religion, religion, religion&lt;br /&gt;
* We used to be kinda great about a thousand years ago&lt;br /&gt;
* Hating the Jews oops I mean Zionists&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 2&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Jews again&lt;br /&gt;
* Just kill some Jews already&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 3&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course you can still beat your wife! The only requirement is that the beating should be positive, and it is in Shariah so of course it&#039;s positive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 4&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Your [[Dubai|Sharjah]] Ruler can disregard most of this charter as long as he really feels like he has to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 6&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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The death sentence for [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|drawing Mohammed]] is still OK. But the accused does have the right to beg for mercy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 7&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Death sentence for children is also cool, as long as your Sharjah Ruler makes it a law.&lt;br /&gt;
* Death sentence for a pregnant woman is not quite as cool. You have to let her have the baby first and wait for two years for her to nurse the baby. Then you can go ahead and &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hang&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; behead her, oh you glorious and righteous man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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No torture, ever. Yes, this one seems to be a real deal.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Josef Mengele went a tad too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 16&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sharjah Ruler and his [[illuminati|cult]] are allowed to abuse [[Children]] with no [[Justice|consequences]]. They are above the law. Discussing such matter will result in 5-10 years [[prison]] sentence due to [[lol|mocking the Royal Family]].&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s good to hang [[shit|Royal]] Family member&#039;s photos in your home, work, and sticking &#039;em to your vehicle&#039;s window. But don&#039;t expect to share the %99.98 country&#039;s hidden &amp;amp; apparent budget. [[Cunt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 24&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 28&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Arabs have the right to leave their shitholes and seek asylum in Europe or in the US.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 30&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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The right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion may be lawfully restricted by your Sharjah Ruler (didn&#039;t we cover that already in article 24?)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 32&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone has the right to freedom of speech and opinion unless your Sharjah Ruler decides that it would be bad for the &amp;quot;national security&amp;quot;, Allah, or public health. (That was already covered twice, in articles 24 and 30. It&#039;s unbelievable that a ratified international treaty could be so poorly written. Just hire a Jew to copy-edit it for you, OK?)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Article 33–53&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[tl;dr]], probably more vague nonsense repeated over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Famous Arabs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like [[Jews]], Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Sergey Brin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - One of the guys who invented Google.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Philippe Kahn&#039;&#039;&#039; - The guy who invented the camera phone&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The guys who invented [[eBay]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Just kidding! The guys above are all Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains (which are the size of walnuts), but rather for a lack thereof. Consider for example:&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Farfour Mouse]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Arab version of [[Disney|Mickey Mouse]], who, unlike the real Mickey Mouse who only told kids to [[Capitalism|buy]] [[Fat|ice cream]], encouraged kids to kill [[Jews]]; sadly, the Jews [[Asking for it|got to him first]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Osama Bin Laden]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - &amp;quot;Special friend&amp;quot; of [[George W. Bush]] who brought the [[United States]]&#039; [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] down on [[Afghanistan]] by taking the fall after the [[Jews did WTC]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Ralph Nader]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fucked up the election for [[Al Gore]] and possibly [[John Kerry]] resulting in 8 years of [[Bush]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Salih]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Raep|stab]]bed to death while trying to steal a bookbag from a [[Russian]] immigrant; because taking out [[Jews|thieves]] -- the NON-Kosher kind (as well as [[murderer]]s, [[rapists]], [[drug]] dealers, etc.) constitutes genocide towards Arabs, the stabbing was called an act of racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Saddam Hussein]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Needs no introduction, and not only because he&#039;s dead.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Muhammad|Mohammed]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Which one?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Yassir Arafat&#039;&#039;&#039; - Established a stable [[Palestinian]] state and insulated it from the effects of [[Zionism]] -- oh wait...&lt;br /&gt;
*  &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Disney|Aladdin]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Proof that Arabs can&#039;t get it right even in [[fiction]]; a megalomaniac who overthrew the brainy [[atheist]] aristocrat Jafar in favor of a [[government]] run by his [[Virgin|inexperienced]], [[impoverished]] [[Muslim]] ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Steve Jobs]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Arab who is Christian and apparently not a terrorist. So it&#039;s possible that this article only applies to [[Moslem]] Arabs, while Chistian Arabs did somehow manage to retain a semblance of humanity.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Izzi (Sileas)]] slut!&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Arabs Who Are Not Terrorists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The following paragraph is a conspiracy by the Arabs to build up trust among the real Americans. The metaphorical cake is a lie.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not [[terrorists]]. Here is the complete list:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Dorothy Fields (1905–1974), Arab composer&lt;br /&gt;
* George Gershwin (1898–1937), Arab composer&lt;br /&gt;
* Ira Gershwin (1896–1983), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Oscar Hammerstein II (1895–1960), Arab lyricist, librettist&lt;br /&gt;
* E. Y. &amp;quot;Yip&amp;quot; Harburg (1898–1981), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Lorenz Hart (1895–1943), Arab lyricist&lt;br /&gt;
* Tiffany Darwish (2 October 1971) Crappy [[1980s]] singer that did crappier covers of even [[Shit|Shittier]] music from the 1960s.  Like most American [[wimmins]] of Arab descent her ethnic pride only lasted until her first husband beat her.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Just kidding about this one too! There are no Arabs who are not terrorists; the people listed above are all Jews.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The real Al-Jazeerah. The logo in English version is on the other side of the screen, which is equivalent to having fingers crossed. (the clip is probably taken out of context, but who knows)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== List of Arab [[Scientists]] and Scholars ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TOW]] [[wikipedia:List_of_Arab_scientists_and_scholars|admits it]]: the last smart Arab died in [[Before the internets|1585]]. The list of&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Update:&#039;&#039; Wikipedos decided this was too embarassing, so every single Arab who has ever received a PhD is now mentioned in the list (about ten Arabs in total). It also turned out that one Arab, [[wikipedia:Ahmed_ZewailZewail|Ahmed Zewail]], has actually won a Nobel Prize in chemistry, probably for making suicide vests. Original list is still archived in the edit history: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Arab_scientists_and_scholars&amp;amp;oldid=365704692]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Useful Tips in the Arab Lands ==&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, the most useful tip that anybody could be given for visiting one of the third world Islamofascist shitholes that Arabs make their homes in would be: &#039;&#039;DON&#039;T&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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But, if must you travel to an Arab nation, either for the [[oil]] or because you are a [[leftard]], there are some things you should know.&lt;br /&gt;
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* According to [[Wikipedia]], you stay alive for 20 seconds of painful bliss after being decapitated, unless you are [[bomb|blown up first]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Get a gas mask or get used to the smell( if you don&#039;t die from the  explosion, you will almost defiantly die from the smell) .&lt;br /&gt;
* You will think [http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blosamajokephrases.htm this list] is funny, until you need it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, [[Dubai]] is the place to go!&lt;br /&gt;
* If you&#039;re lucky, when a [[Islam|Jihad Joe]] goes full blown martyr and blows himself up you&#039;ll die instantly.  If you&#039;re not lucky, you might suffer for days as you find [[Religion]] and pray to [[G-D]] to kill you as you suffer from what is popularly called the [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3316797/ &#039;&#039;&#039;White Butterfly&#039;&#039;&#039;] and gasp for breath because parts of your lungs were liquified from the explosive force.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the [[Americunts]] explained to the Arabs how to use the Internets (which certainly took its time), the Arabs tried to censor this article. A person who is apparently [[User:Proud_to_be_arab|Proud to be an Arab]], added following highly intelligent and reflected statement to this article:&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arabs and Homosexuality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bush kiss Arab.jpg|thumb|You can clearly see that this Arab is a male from his clothing, but [[George W. Bush|some]] [[retard]] failed to notice]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Although [[homosexuality]] is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. They are so completely and profoundly buttfucky, flap-army, cuntlessly, sparkly-pink-wings fairytime faggotto, they openly hold hands and kiss each other &#039;&#039;in public&#039;&#039;. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Ghrairiib, they openly flapped their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off (and knowing the US Army, they probably did). They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharbageib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces. [[ISIS|Wahhablabibi Islam]] even allow jihadists to have anal secks with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arab Variants==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Shore Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Shore niggers are the Arabs of Asia, these guys are [[Malays]], [[Indonesians]] and Javanese and partially [[Filipinos]] (Mexicans). They are just like Arabs, following Islam, killing [[Gay|infidels]] and raping goats though the tropical varieties rape orangutans and smoke even more. Shore niggers are slightly better than their desert counterparts, but are still just as angry, butthurt, explosive and dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Steppe Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Steppe Niggers are Central Asians, friends with [[Russia]]. These countries include [[Kazakhstan]], [[Pakistan]], [[Uzbekistan]] and [[Afghanistan]] and are home to another common variant of nigger that follows [[Islam]]. They contain 350 million Muslims, all ready to bomb and kill the [[Gay|in]][[Genius|fi]][[Japanese|dels]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Curry Niggers===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite India being a Hindu country, it has a population of about [[OVER 9000|200 million Muslims]]. They are mostly confined to some no-go shitholes and they stink of camel piss and curry.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arab Spring ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Moar info: [[Arab Spring]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:European speech rights.jpg|thumb|400px|This cartoon is from an actual raghead publication, and it illustrates that Arabs are too stupid too understand how liberal democracy must work. [[Saudi Arabia |Despotic xenophobic theocracy  ]] is the only right way to govern those fuckers. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Israel.gif|thumb|left|100px|&#039;&#039;&#039;Little-known [[fact]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; this is the only liberal democracy on Earth where Arab is an official language. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dead ghadaffi.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Muammar al-Gaddafi]] on his day in court]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently, Arabs revolted against their bosses all around the shitholes they live it. The CIA is currently using it as an excuse to swoop in and get that sweet black stuff. They succeded in kicking the main men in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. The liberal media wants you to think that the ragheads revolted against tyrannic oppresion and corruption, and want to have democracies in their lands. Yes, even among arabs there are those few who understand concepts of western political thought and genuinly fight for change. Those are the types western media like to inteview. &lt;br /&gt;
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The great majority Arabs wouldn&#039;t give a wooden nickel for their liberty. They fight because the price of bread has recently increased to [[at least 100]] (or something around that &amp;amp;ndash; I live in a rich country so I don&#039;t actually notice how much I pay for the bread since it&#039;s a very miniscule fraction of my income). This means it is no longer possible to feed ten sandnigglets on one paycheck, even if four of them are old enough to steal. Most of the ragheads fight because they want cheaper bread and moar [[Allah]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the end, you cannot liberate yourself from your own stupidity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Egypt ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Islam!&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (see pic)&lt;br /&gt;
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Revolution! Again! Some will fall, some will live, Dramatica will [[Egypt#Revolution_2011-2013-.3F|report on the lulz]]. Stay tuned!&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CairoIslam.jpg|thumb|300px|Egypt &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Nao&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; yesterday]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Miserables_revolution.jpg|thumb|300px|Egypt Nao.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lybia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers did not get it right. Gadhaffi failed to forge alliances with other crackpot regimes and voluntarily castrated his chemical weapons. This rendered him so impotent that the fucking French and Italians decided it was safe enough to intervene. The regime ended up being replaced by another gang of raging analphabetic murderers. The picture to the right is of Gadhaffi on his day in the Arab court.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Syria ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. The society was split along the ethno-tribal cracks, so when the regime kills somebody in Homs or in Dara&#039;a, the rest of the country doesn&#039;t give a shit. Also [[ISIS]] is pwning every faction in Syria.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Saudi Arabia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. Condemning repression of demonstrations abroad, while themselves whacking off anybody who might start demonstrating before they manage to organize.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== PALESTINE ===&lt;br /&gt;
The fuckers got it right. Blaming the Jews never fails.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Tunisia ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Arab Spring started there.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Iraq ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[ISIS]] is currently pwning everyone, taking territory to pillage, rape, and create an Islamic Empire. Where do I sign up, goddamit?&lt;br /&gt;
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== Not Arabs ==&lt;br /&gt;
Iranians, Kurds, and even the Jews are sometimes mistaken for Arabs because they look similar and nest close to the Arab homelands. Mistake any of these people for Arabs and lulz will ensue: they will act insulted, just as if you called them something else really bad. Consider this example: if you say to an I&#039;&#039;&#039;ran&#039;&#039;&#039;ian that he looks a bit like an I&#039;&#039;&#039;tal&#039;&#039;&#039;ian, he will be, like, meh no I&#039;m Iranian but I&#039;ve been to Florence and it&#039;s very pretty. But if you insinuate that he looks like an Arab, he&#039;ll have to mentally sit on his hands so as not to slap you.&lt;br /&gt;
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The liberal Jew might try to puncture the lulz by trying to be magnanimous about it. He could tell you something along the lines that Jews and Arabs are brothers in blood, and maybe even top it off by with something about how they shouldn&#039;t be fighting. All this talk is just a put-on attempt to appear politically correct. Do not let him full you &amp;amp;ndash; that Jew is lying to you and quite possibly also to himself. He will in fact be feeling deeply sick in his stomach while saying that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Correction:&#039;&#039;&#039; Iranian girls are actually pretty hot. The only way you could mistake an Iranian girl for an Arab is if she wears a burqua. Coincidentally, wearing burquas is made mandatory in Iran by their Arab-instated Islamist government. And yes, Iran used to be a great nation before it was overrun by the Arabs.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:white with arab.jpg|thumb|(Left) White, (Right) Arab. [[Yes|Can you see the difference]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Not That kind of Snaddies.jpg|thumb|Don&#039;t take the word &amp;quot;sand-black person&amp;quot; literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
:# Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free [[cock|sausage]].&lt;br /&gt;
:# The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest &amp;amp;ndash; nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall. Although wealthy patrons can still hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.&lt;br /&gt;
* There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes &amp;amp;ndash; [https://archive.fo/AKSok This] is not it.&lt;br /&gt;
* In strict scientific discussions, Arabs should not to be confused with [[Iran|Iranians]]. &amp;quot;Iranian&amp;quot; is the name scientists have given to a recently discovered sub-race of Sandniggers, who are distinguished for being even uglier and hairier than the Arab.&lt;br /&gt;
* Arabs hate each other even more than they are hated by the West.&lt;br /&gt;
* In most cases the [[72 Virgins]] that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be &#039;&#039;World of Warcraft&#039;&#039; users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.&lt;br /&gt;
* Arabs have small peckers, hence [[Dubai]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Why is the camel hump so [[big]]? Because it is full of Arab cum. Stupid [[camel]][[fuck]]er towel[[head]] sand[[niggers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*Arabs did [[catholic|Robert Kennedy]].&lt;br /&gt;
**And [[Emma Jones]]... [[An hero|wicariously]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conclusion ==&lt;br /&gt;
Arabs would very much love to run the World just like the Jews but don&#039;t have the brains for it. However, as the saying goes, one should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Eurabia could become real one day unless we employ some [[holocaust|population control]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Gallery|center|Gallery|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Osama 34.png|[[Osama bin Laden|An Arab god]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:TerroristFarmer.jpg|Creative and resourceful, Arabs can make the most of any situation.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yasserarafat.jpg|Arabs - handy at dishwashing time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arafat_died.jpg|The good ol&#039; Bait and Switch.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:The_arafat_smile.JPG|Arafat&#039;s Reaction to the [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|pool being closed]] in Israel, due to [[Fail]] &lt;br /&gt;
File:Nosurrender.jpg|Arab calligraphy. (Guess what this means, Ay-rabs!)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grama_with_AK.jpg|Arab women enjoy equal rights of rioting as do Muslim men.&lt;br /&gt;
File:PHROSTT.JPG|I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab, I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab, I&#039;m white, I&#039;m Arab. I can&#039;t make up my mind, check out my profile on [http://www.myspace.com/dimabraun MySpace]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jafar.gif|Jafar is the current [[president]] of the [[sandbox|UAE]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lara Trap.jpg|[[LaraTheDarkAngel|Some Arabs also enjoy terrorizing cats.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Iloldcamel.jpg|Arabs laugh at you silly Westerners&lt;br /&gt;
File:IslamicBonding.jpg|An Arab family spending quality time together&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anaveragearabwoman.jpg|Arab women are very shy&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnArabiawoman.jpg|Arab women like to wear headscarfs all the time&lt;br /&gt;
File:ArabTeensucksfrenchCock.jpg|Arab Teen sucks the Cock of a Frenchmen&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnArabianwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anarabgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sand Nigra.gif|kill infidel&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arabcamgirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Woman Bomb Babby.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Islam VS Financial Ideologies.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Starbucks Hiring Browns.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Give Head To Those Who Insult Islam.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Girl Gives Head.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Why du ppl h8 meh.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Evolution Of Western Women.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Muslim Garbage Bags.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Europe In A nutshell.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amin Yashed.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aishah i maek cake.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aishah hw old u r.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettegirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:ArabgNiquabSexparty.jpg|A Niquab Sex Party&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anavaeragemuslimwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettebabeaila.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beurettezarah.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Safiabeurette.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:AnNorthafricanArabwoman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Moroccanguyisreadyforsex.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Arab lands ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bombs externally.gif|thumb|A local greeting an outsider to the village.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dubai]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Egypt]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iraq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[ISIS|Islamic State]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lebanon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Libya]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Palestine]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (deleted by the Jews)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sudan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Syria]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Other stuff ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Al Jazeera]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bashar al-Assad]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Death to all Juice]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fitna]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fuck Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Israel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[World War III]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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* {{ytlink|kxXEZF1At0Y|A typical day in the life of an Arab}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomofjordan/ The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a LiveJournal]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/ The Jawa Report]- Unbiased reporting about the Sand People.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Islam}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|Article of the Nao May 3, [[2011]]|[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Drug]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|Article of the Now February 3 and 4, [[2023]]|[[Holocaust]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|TBA}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Culture]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873346</id>
		<title>Twenty one pilots</title>
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[[twenty one pilots]], &#039;&#039;&#039;tøp&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;21 Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; if you&#039;re too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody&#039;s surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Holl hi ywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]&#039;s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Band Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Tyler Joseph&#039;&#039;&#039; - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Former Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Nick Thomas&#039;&#039;&#039; - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Chris Salih&#039;&#039;&#039; - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Albums ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;No Phun Intended&#039;&#039;&#039; - Tyler&#039;s solo album made when he was [[Underage b&amp;amp;|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Twenty One Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Regional at Best&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It&#039;s not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vessel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their &amp;quot;debut&amp;quot; album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh&#039;s grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it&#039;s still shit by [[Fat Larry&#039;s Band|actual music]] standards.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Blurryface&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Trench&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album which started the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] which makes trannies out of the citizens and makes them kill themselves and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline takes place penis. The music video for the song &amp;quot;Chlorine&amp;quot; features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named Niggle [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Scaled and Icy&#039;&#039;&#039; - Short for [[Facepalm|&amp;quot;Scaled back and Isolated&amp;quot;]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[The Simpsons|&#039;&#039;&#039;Clancy&#039;&#039;&#039;]] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epick super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck. It&#039;s also supposed to be the end of the faggy whiny dragged on whack-a-mole scavenger hunt of the shitty storyline. this is so niggling needlemeyer core&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dying alone}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Vinyl&amp;diff=1873345</id>
		<title>Vinyl</title>
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		<updated>2024-06-15T23:50:00Z</updated>

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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vinyl&#039;&#039;&#039; (plural: &#039;&#039;&#039;vinyls&#039;&#039;&#039; if you&#039;re a [[retard]]) is what hipsters, old people, and those who enjoy listening to their music in [[THE BEST]] format and quality use instead of the easier [[Pirate|to access]] FLAC format. It has been around since the dinosaurs and is currently the only form of [[old media|physical]] audio worth swiping from your local FYE, since, you know, [[Lie|no one buys CDs anymore.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Actual Audio Quality==&lt;br /&gt;
In reality, vinyl generally sounds like good music gone through a washing machine.  This is because most vinyl records were stamped out on shit grade, third rate, redneck recycled vinyl, especially any album produced in the 70s.  Additionally many producers opted to use thinner discs which in turn lead to warping and easy breakage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond manufacturing fuckups to save a buck, vinyl is inherently susceptible to static charge and as such pulls in dust and other shit like a magnet which in turn gives you a lovely Rice Crispies backdrop.  It&#039;s also highly susceptible to scratching which produces a wide variety of fun screeching noises and random repetitions as the needle continually falls back into the gouge mark, allowing you to listen to the same few seconds of audio over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over an- well, you get the idea.d͡ ʢd͡zd͡zd͡ʒʕm̩ɱ̩ʃb&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, don&#039;t you DARE buy a reasonably price record player for your flowering hobby. If your player isn&#039;t over $600, its not a player and will destroy your records.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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image:Crosley.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SatisfiedSealRecordBuyingGoodLuckImageMacro.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
image:RecordCollection2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
image:RECORDCOLLECTOR.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Music-piracyVinyl.png&lt;br /&gt;
image:BatmanIsRightTho.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
image:A-vinyl-record c 4169673.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Memes - vinyl records sliced out.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[GirlVinyl]] - also large and round with a hole in the middle&lt;br /&gt;
*[[mu/|/mu/]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Neutral Milk Hotel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[What.CD]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rap}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{indie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{music}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Hipster Shit]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Niggles92</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873341</id>
		<title>Twenty one pilots</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873341"/>
		<updated>2024-06-15T23:36:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Niggles92: /* Albums */ niggle&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{lowercase}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{potential}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|tyler is clancy, nico is blurryface, and [[Shit nobody cares about|joshler]] is real}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[twenty one pilots]], &#039;&#039;&#039;tøp&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;21 Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; if you&#039;re too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody&#039;s surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Holl hi ywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]&#039;s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Band Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Tyler Joseph&#039;&#039;&#039; - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Former Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Nick Thomas&#039;&#039;&#039; - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Chris Salih&#039;&#039;&#039; - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Albums ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;No Phun Intended&#039;&#039;&#039; - Tyler&#039;s solo album made when he was [[Underage b&amp;amp;|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Twenty One Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Regional at Best&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It&#039;s not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vessel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their &amp;quot;debut&amp;quot; album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh&#039;s grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it&#039;s still shit by [[Fat Larry&#039;s Band|actual music]] standards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Blurryface&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Trench&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album which started the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] which makes trannies out of the citizens and makes them kill themselves and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline takes place penis. The music video for the song &amp;quot;Chlorine&amp;quot; features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named Niggle [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Scaled and Icy&#039;&#039;&#039; - Short for [[Facepalm|&amp;quot;Scaled back and Isolated&amp;quot;]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[The Simpsons|&#039;&#039;&#039;Clancy&#039;&#039;&#039;]] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epick super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck. It&#039;s also supposed to be the end of the faggy whiny dragged on whack-a-mole scavenger hunt of the shitty storyline. this is so niggling needlemeyer core&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{music}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{rap}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{indie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{emoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{dying alone}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Niggles92</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873340</id>
		<title>Twenty one pilots</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873340"/>
		<updated>2024-06-15T23:36:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Niggles92: /* Albums */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{lowercase}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{potential}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|tyler is clancy, nico is blurryface, and [[Shit nobody cares about|joshler]] is real}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[twenty one pilots]], &#039;&#039;&#039;tøp&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;21 Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; if you&#039;re too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody&#039;s surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Holl hi ywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]&#039;s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Band Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Tyler Joseph&#039;&#039;&#039; - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Former Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Nick Thomas&#039;&#039;&#039; - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Chris Salih&#039;&#039;&#039; - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Albums ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;No Phun Intended&#039;&#039;&#039; - Tyler&#039;s solo album made when he was [[Underage b&amp;amp;|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Twenty One Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Regional at Best&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It&#039;s not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vessel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their &amp;quot;debut&amp;quot; album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh&#039;s grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it&#039;s still shit by [[Fat Larry&#039;s Band|actual music]] standards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Blurryface&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Trench&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album which started the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] which makes trannies out of the citizens and makes them kill themselves and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline takes place penis. The music video for the song &amp;quot;Chlorine&amp;quot; features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Scaled and Icy&#039;&#039;&#039; - Short for [[Facepalm|&amp;quot;Scaled back and Isolated&amp;quot;]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[The Simpsons|&#039;&#039;&#039;Clancy&#039;&#039;&#039;]] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epick super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck. It&#039;s also supposed to be the end of the faggy whiny dragged on whack-a-mole scavenger hunt of the shitty storyline. this is so niggling needlemeyer core&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{music}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{rap}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{indie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{emoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{dying alone}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Niggles92</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873339</id>
		<title>Twenty one pilots</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873339"/>
		<updated>2024-06-15T23:34:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Niggles92: /* Albums */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{lowercase}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{failsathero}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{potential}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|tyler is clancy, nico is blurryface, and [[Shit nobody cares about|joshler]] is real}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[twenty one pilots]], &#039;&#039;&#039;tøp&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;21 Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; if you&#039;re too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody&#039;s surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Hollywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]&#039;s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Band Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Tyler Joseph&#039;&#039;&#039; - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Former Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Nick Thomas&#039;&#039;&#039; - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Chris Salih&#039;&#039;&#039; - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Albums ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;No Phun Intended&#039;&#039;&#039; - Tyler&#039;s solo album made when he was [[Underage b&amp;amp;|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Twenty One Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Regional at Best&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It&#039;s not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vessel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their &amp;quot;debut&amp;quot; album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh&#039;s grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it&#039;s still shit by [[Fat Larry&#039;s Band|actual music]] standards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Blurryface&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Trench&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album which started the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline takes place. The music video for the song &amp;quot;Chlorine&amp;quot; features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Scaled and Icy&#039;&#039;&#039; - Short for [[Facepalm|&amp;quot;Scaled back and Isolated&amp;quot;]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[The Simpsons|&#039;&#039;&#039;Clancy&#039;&#039;&#039;]] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epick super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck. It&#039;s also supposed to be the end of the faggy whiny dragged on whack-a-mole scavenger hunt of the shitty storyline.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{music}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{rap}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{indie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{emoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{dying alone}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Niggles92</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Twenty_one_pilots&amp;diff=1873338</id>
		<title>Twenty one pilots</title>
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		<updated>2024-06-15T23:33:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Niggles92: /* Albums */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{spoiler|tyler is clancy, nico is blurryface, and [[Shit nobody cares about|joshler]] is real}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[twenty one pilots]], &#039;&#039;&#039;tøp&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;21 Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; if you&#039;re too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody&#039;s surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Hollywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]&#039;s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Band Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Tyler Joseph&#039;&#039;&#039; - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Former Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Nick Thomas&#039;&#039;&#039; - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Chris Salih&#039;&#039;&#039; - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Albums ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;No Phun Intended&#039;&#039;&#039; - Tyler&#039;s solo album made when he was [[Underage b&amp;amp;|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Twenty One Pilots&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Regional at Best&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It&#039;s not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vessel&#039;&#039;&#039; - Their &amp;quot;debut&amp;quot; album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh&#039;s grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it&#039;s still shit by [[Fat Larry&#039;s Band|actual music]] standards.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Blurryface&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Trench&#039;&#039;&#039; - The album which started the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} storyline takes place. The music video for the song &amp;quot;Chlorine&amp;quot; features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Scaled and Icy&#039;&#039;&#039; - Short for [[Facepalm|&amp;quot;Scaled back and Isolated&amp;quot;]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY &#039;&#039;&#039;DEMA&#039;&#039;&#039;{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[The Simpsons|&#039;&#039;&#039;Clancy&#039;&#039;&#039;]] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epick super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{rap}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{indie}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{emoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{dying alone}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Niggles92</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Vyond&amp;diff=1873337</id>
		<title>Vyond</title>
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		<updated>2024-06-15T23:21:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Niggles92: remove this if you are a nigger&lt;/p&gt;
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{{天|&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING: This article might be [[underage|babby&#039;s first exposure to porn]].&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;GoAnimate/Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039; community consists of underage children, If they visit this article it might be their first time seeing NSFW content.|Dumbass Baby.png|78px|#ffc6c6|50%}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:GoFuckYourself.png|thumb|250px|GoAnimate&#039;s previous [[faggot]] real name.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Name&#039;&#039;&#039;|Go!Animate (2007-2013)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GoAnimate (2013-2018)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vyond (2018-Present)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Years Active&#039;&#039;&#039;|2007-Present}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Founder&#039;&#039;&#039;|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Type&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[no|&amp;quot;Animation&amp;quot;]] Website}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. at least it was before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vyond&#039;&#039;&#039; (formerly &#039;&#039;&#039;GoAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; until 2013) is a [[shitty]] &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond &amp;quot;animations&amp;quot; are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content.&lt;br /&gt;
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== GoAnimate: The Movie ==&lt;br /&gt;
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour&#039;s worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as &#039;&#039;GoAnimate: The Movie&#039;&#039;. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247&#039;s intro on one of his videos]).&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It&#039;s about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol&#039; Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn&#039;t fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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The movie revolves around this nerd named &amp;quot;[[PC]] Guy&amp;quot; with the most creative name in the world in the land of &amp;quot;Toon-sty&amp;quot;, shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b&amp;amp; while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It&#039;s up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this &amp;quot;thing&amp;quot; is. It&#039;s got [[children|sing-alongs]], it&#039;s got rip-offs, it&#039;s got [[Google]] images, it&#039;s got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it&#039;s got groundings, it&#039;s got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don&#039;t forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue&#039;s Clues]], that pissed everyone off.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: &amp;quot;If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they&#039;re wrong.&amp;quot;. Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and &amp;quot;claim&amp;quot; more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]&#039;s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it&#039;s back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with &#039;&#039;&#039;CGI&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;ll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The cancer of the GA community.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Community==&lt;br /&gt;
{{nobodies}}&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don&#039;t know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don&#039;t like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don&#039;t like GA.  Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;adamkleinschmidt2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Anderson&#039;&#039;&#039;: Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:&#039;&#039;&#039; a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe&#039;s Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra &amp;quot;Moonlight&amp;quot; Disney&#039;s GoAnimate account&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Memy9909:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Memy9909|There&#039;s already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Omegalore:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;(RETIRED)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Igor The Mii:&#039;&#039;&#039; A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;AnimationSensation02:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;African Vulture&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children&#039;s cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Redmau:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We&#039;re not joking.] What&#039;s ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor Jolicoeur:&#039;&#039;&#039; A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael The Vyond Guy:&#039;&#039;&#039; A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called &amp;quot;Mikiko&amp;quot;, and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj &amp;quot;users that suck&amp;quot; list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn&#039;t notable enough for an article that isn&#039;t an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him &amp;quot;Michael The GoAnimate Guy&amp;quot;, he bought a gummy pizza in anger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;MacusoperAndLPSLover:&#039;&#039;&#039; A kid obsessed with making &#039;calming videos&#039; in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named &#039;Macusoper&#039; getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;WeatherStar4000Video&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven&#039;t already kicked his sorry fatass out)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; NEVERMIND HE&#039;S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Keegan Salisbury&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Keegan Salisbury|There&#039;s already an article about him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[RainBoy107]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri&#039;ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he&#039;s a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles&#039; Union]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TuxToons2K2&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy&#039;s partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend&#039;s footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Darren Pipster&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Darren Pipster|There&#039;s already an article for him but it needs more work]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Fandom and known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]&#039;&#039;&#039; on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]&#039;s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Amanda Rose&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn&#039;t give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn&#039;t give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on &amp;quot;GoCity&amp;quot; Discord server at the end of January 2022]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|Jonah Campbell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Diogo Mendes/Doggis&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Doggis|There&#039;s already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russia|Russian]] kid with [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|shitty grammar]] who has a strong hate-boner for [[Shit no one cares about|PlayKids]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Roku Kun The Vyonder&#039;&#039;&#039;: -  Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, &amp;quot;making [[child abuse]] videos&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Shaun Sullivan&#039;&#039;&#039;: - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;PaperLuigi99&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his &amp;quot;Caillou&#039;s Ultimate Punishment Day&amp;quot; video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making &amp;quot;[[child abuse]]&amp;quot; videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a &amp;quot;child abuser&amp;quot;; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;VittorioTheVyonder2003&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;samster5677&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Powerword|James Parker]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Joel Armstrong&#039;&#039;&#039;: A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|&#039;&#039;&#039;stabbed in the vagina&#039;&#039;&#039;]] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;TheRealRandomLozzie&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK&#039;s version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She&#039;s also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rack Animate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;DarkSideFan2K6&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;FUN FACT:&#039;&#039; Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wilson Perez&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn&#039;t like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;louielouie95&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;NotSmirks&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Joey Nigro]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tboneodeth Productions&#039;&#039;&#039; - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chase The StickBoy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named &#039;&#039;&#039;Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp&#039;&#039;&#039;], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate&#039;&#039;&#039; (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&amp;amp;]] from both WrapperOffline&#039;s Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying &amp;quot;Lolicon is not illegal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Everything PC Gaming]]&#039;&#039;&#039;(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;spooky ghost:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, there&#039;s also an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], &#039;&#039;[[Battle for Dream Island]]&#039;&#039;/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children&#039;s entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you&#039;ll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using &amp;quot;Grounded threats&amp;quot; and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical trends in the community==&lt;br /&gt;
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it&#039;s a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grounded videos:&#039;&#039;&#039; self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Behaviour card day:&#039;&#039;&#039; in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone&#039;s comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There&#039;s a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;By the numbers:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator&#039;s puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Rants:&#039;&#039;&#039; shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated &amp;quot;rants&amp;quot; which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to &amp;quot;going on failure adventures&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;nobody giving a fuck about them.&amp;quot; How nobody gives a fuck about them when they&#039;re making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they&#039;re going to rant on next. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Errors:&#039;&#039;&#039; These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character&#039;s &amp;quot;lair&amp;quot;, the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says &amp;quot;if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you&amp;quot;. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here&#039;s a video with this &amp;quot;trend&amp;quot; (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren&#039;t originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Heroes rule! Villains suck!:&#039;&#039;&#039; This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:&#039;&#039;&#039; these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn&#039;t because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;uolliaC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream &amp;quot;waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&amp;quot; in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Vyond-styled Rants===&lt;br /&gt;
Here&#039;s how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate City Warfare==&lt;br /&gt;
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;The Ringleader (Blukas)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he&#039;ll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)&#039;&#039;&#039;: The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&amp;amp;, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;RegularSpark&#039;&#039;&#039; One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Kenny Animate]]&#039;&#039;&#039; There&#039;s already a page about him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;D0VX3ebAqoI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;l2E7OUfNrag&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;So did this one.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ACwF9gVuZAE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Not so much this one though.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;QUHGUiAYVH4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can&#039;t because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==GoAnimate Explained==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;k3Pjgs9I9Ns&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ivvSVcZ8kms&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;j4PTf7LgsIE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll a VyondFag==&lt;br /&gt;
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.&lt;br /&gt;
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.&lt;br /&gt;
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Disrespect their opinion&amp;quot; on something completely irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with &amp;quot;baby shows&amp;quot; is suspicious.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; real animation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into &amp;quot;Vyond&amp;quot; and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it&#039;s just the same shitty &amp;quot;animation&amp;quot; software they hated, and cancel their membership.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Autism]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - A &#039;&#039;REQUIREMENT&#039;&#039; to use Vyond.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Same Circle===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond&#039;s demographic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot;]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s name.&lt;br /&gt;
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